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New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
THE SPELLING BEE

The girls may be poor marble shooters, but they can spell. They always could beat the boys at it. Even when q boy has a chance to maintain the learning of boydom, he stumbles upon some such trivial word as "choir" and thinks "quirc' is meant. The girls have better ears it seems, even if they are covered with bobs and those of the young sters stick out like a semaphore, so that they are not easily caught misunderstanding such q simpleton of a word, like the boys do. At one time in the Herald's spelling bee one boy was left standing against six girls, and he didn't stand for long. Give the girls their due; they have the ability, or something, that wins spelling bees. They are better students all around and don't waste so much time at chasing baseballs, footballs, pedalling bicycles. or worrying when Saturday and Sun day arrives with its surcease of book learning.
 The boys are little behind the girls in everything at the spelling bee age. The girls simply develop faster, as we grown-ups better un- derstand, so that boys and girls at the same ages are not exactly on a par. The spirit of adventure in boys, the tendency toward initia- tive, their greater strength and re- sourcefulness, is natures way of evening the scales. In due time they also learn to catch up in spelling, writing, arithmetic and the other mental geegaws inscribed in the books. The boys, therefore, should not be downhearted, disheartened or discouraged. The girls always have been better spoilers than the boys, as the oldest inhabitants can verify from their own school days Occasionally - very occasionally a boy wins a spelling bee; and then his fellows, instead of admirinE him. take to calling him "a girl"
 But at the present moment, the girls have the center of the stage. and the smile on Elizabeth Glas- tetter's face simply is "con,agious' the word that won for her the crown of being the best spellcr of her age in town.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
BINGHAMS BATTERIES

Senator Hiram Bingham, the erudite rhetorician from Connecti- cut, fayors q referendum in Con- nectiCut on the prohibition law, such as the state of New York is 10 have this fall. q do not believe in the initiative and referendum on ordinary matters of legislation, but l do believe in a referendum on matters involving the Constitu- tion," the Nutmeg senator was quoted.
 As Connecticut did not ratify the 18th amendment it is already on record about prohibition. There is 10 evidence that its attitude has materially changed. Why, then, does Senator Bingham want the referendum? What good would it do? How would it influence the rest of the country, which already knows that Connecticut failed to ratify Volsteadiana.
 In New York the situation is slightly different. The Empire state is in a peculiar position. Its legis- lature ratified the prohibition amendment but enforcement ma- chinery cooperating with the gov ernment was denied. The referen- dunn in New York, doubtful though its eXpediency may be, is expected to set the state actually on record as being for or against prohibition.
 Senator Bingham was among those who voted against investigat- ing the alleged excessive cxpendi- ture Of money in the Pennsylvania rrmiaries. The senator evidently believes in states rights to the maximum; that any state party or sanitation has the right 10 spend IS large q slush fund as it wishes SD long as the money is kept with in the state boundary lines. Wheth- CT any of the money comes from outside tho state lines, of course. is nobody's business.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
DEPARTMENT STORE
 REMNANTS Overheard by Norma Comiskcy)
In inc Clothing Department

III lilt l'liiAiir, ~ pa Hcnn-Pcque (aftcr getting into a nwc suiD: How do the trousers hang, my dcar?"
 Mrs. Hcnn-Peque: About the way your grcat-grandfather hung: llttle bit off the ground
 Henn-Pcque: Never mind about my grcat-grandfather. Your rela- lives aren't anything to brag about. This vest feels about as tight as your uncle used to get prior to pro- nibition. You don't think they'll bag casily?"
 Mrs. Hcnn-Pcque: "If they bag as easily as your eyes after night Of cards. you're stuck"
 Hcnn-Pcauc: And if this coat hangs like your jaw I'm stuck, tool"
 Mrs. Henn-Peque: "Just mind your words Ebcnezer Henn-Pcque, We've been married 30 years and you'ye never spoken to me like that before. Now as to that suit you have on. think it fits you very well. The trousers might be q bit too high, the vest too tight, and the coat too loose, but other than that it is be- coming"
 Hcnn-Pcquc; Becoming what?"
 Mrs. Hcnn-Poquc; "Becoming a nuisance. The idea of my standing here and admiring you, It's prcpos- tcrous."
 Hcnn-Peque: "No, it's a Scotch tweed. I'll take it."
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
25 Fears Ago Today

An attempt was made to dcrail a trolley car on South Main street last evening. Malicious boys Wcdged rocks between the rails, and had the car not been going slowly at the time it would hava jumped tho track and gone down the hill at frightful speed,
 The Connecticut Co, is arranging for a special car to go 10 the Hart Toronto Eastern league game Saturday. Special tickets, including round trip fare and admission. arc on sale at McEnroc X Egcr's store for 70 cents each.
 The honorary and regular mcm- bcrs of the German rifle club will hold rifle shoot tomorrow aftcr- noon, each member bringing q prize. The members will practice for the TaftviIIc meet.
 Rev. Lyman s. Johnson made an address before the pupils of the Grammar school this afternoon on the subject of the Civil war, Mr. Johnsou's speech was listened to with interest.
 The members of the A. c. T. Whist club held a dance at White Oak park last evening. 1t was the first of the season at that popular resort.
 Not so many events as usual arc scheduled for Memorial Day this year. The parade, of which s. IT,. Wood is marshal will he held in the afternoon. Iii the morning New Britain and Moridon high schools will meet on the diamond, and there will be kickcrs' handicap at the Maple Hill Golf club in the after noon. The Tabs will hold a field day at Electric Field.
 The colorcd people Of the city have determined 10 have d building of their own in which they can hold their services.
 A slight blaze was eN'iuguishcd by the trcmcn last night m sidney OIdorshaw's house at the corner of Park and Bigclow streets The apartment is occupied by A. J. Mar movie
 F. Allen Moore will attend the Southern Jobbers' association gath ering at AshcyiIIe, x. C., commence ing June 3.
 Mrs. Edgar D. Pcnfc)d of West Ellis street has a cat with a name for killing birds. Yesterday it was seen to strike at something in the nearby field and engage in strug- gle, finally dragging its opponent home. On the kitchen floor the cat deposited q &0-inch snake still alive. Mrs. Pcnfcld killed the reptile and the cat went back to look for more snakes,
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
TIMING CHrRCH FAIKs

Another outrage is about to be committed - or at least, many hearty citizens will regard it as such. And they are good citizens, too; the type who go to church on Sundays and attend an occasional church fair on week days,
 This city, eager to find ways and means to increase it's revenue, cal culates that by licensing church fairs there would be some income which now is missed. An ordinance being prepared by the license com mittee is considered broad enough to cover church fairs and similar events" and if necessary. it will be rewritten to specify just what kind of church events are to be taxed.
 This is getting down to q pretty low level. If a church cannot put on a social event without getting permission from the city govern ment - at so much a permish - 1t means either that the churches are regarded as commercial insti- tuttons or the city needs the nickels worse than anyone suspects
 The Common Council should not pass such an ordinance. Let the churches alone. They are doing good work and should he encour- aged rather than harassed. Some Of them have hard time making both ends meet; none has money to donate 10 the city,
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

from beginning to repair streets in the downtown section.
 It is a good sign, although q trihe irritating to his majesty, the man at the wheel, Yet, if there are to be smooth streets they must be repaired when necessary, and now is the time to get the work started, so that it is finished before the hot dog days and increased motoring set in.
 The board Of public works is to be commended for getting started row instead of waiting until con- gestion is at its summer peak, As things now stand, most Of the downtown jobs ought to be con- plcted by that time.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
GIRL IDENTIFIES HER ASSAILANT
New Jersey Child Picks Out
 Hermit as the Man

Freehold, N. J.. May 26 Pl-Rose Tarabash, 13 year old school girl of Perrineville, who was beaten and criminally assaulted last Thursday, yesterd y identified Frank Lipshitz, "a bearded farm hand, arrested Fri day in his little cabin near the scene of the attack, as her assailant.
 That's the man, that's the man." the girl cried, as Lipshitz wearing a black raincoat and dark mask and carrying a club strode down the road towards her when the scene was rcenaCted.
 The girls mother who attempted to attack Lipshitz afteR his arrest was left unguardcd on her promise not to attempt violence. AS her daughter cried her accusations, the mother sprang towards the man but vas restrained by state troopers.
 She begged some one of the 200 men gathered to watch the scene to kill Lipshitz.
 Lipshitz remained silent when the girl named him as her attacker and during her mothers outburst.
 Numbers of the crowd murmured threats against Lipshitz's life and he was returned 10 the Freehold jail at once. Authorities said he would be taken to another Jail to forestall any effort to do violence to him.
 The girl was beaten and crimin- ally assaulted while on her way to school. She dragged herself a quar- ter of a mile to her home. She told authorities her attacked wore a dark coat and mask.
 Hospital authorities at Trenton permitted her 10 go home yesterday to identify Lipshitz.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
THAT BATH TUB PARTY

Working up sympathy for Earl Carroll. theatrical producer, is like trying to synpathize with an auto mobile driver who fees after run ming over somebody. This distribu- tor of light entertainment for tired and carcworn business mon sou" time ago got into a jam with the reformors for having certain y1y frank pictures in the lobby of lis theater, but made good before inc law on the plea that they cons.i- tuted high art and anywaN they were mere "comc-ons." tHo show inside not being aa frank as the pictures outside. And a judge with an artistic eys saw nothing hal about the pictures.
 . His present difficulties am more serious, as by this time t.a entire c!viIzad world ie awma. He is charg-d with p.r.lry ia claiming that a certain re.elry La sponsored was not featured uy B girl disrort- ing in a bath tub containing hard Hquo-, from which all who cared 10 were allowed 10 sip - raa 'IIne forming to the right" e'c.
 Joyce HaRroy inc 17.yur-o.d 4jl who allowed Lcrsalr to take lbc bath, has given her testimony 10 the court. You rad il? Thought so; everybody did, Anyway this girl in her teens told the court she was first induced 10 drink something that was not water. and when shn began 10 feel spry she waat through with her act and sat in tho tub for five minutes while foolish men made greater fools Of Themselves than usual.
 But the worst Of 1t is - well here is where we get doabIy sore at Earl Carroll if t1o girls evil den, Is to be believed She says she was promised 27oo for her part Of the show. but didn't get the money -- not 3 cent. What is one 10 think Of q man who hires an entertainer of such caliber fur
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

Oklahoma City is the capital of Oklahoma and Boise is the capital of Idaho.
 Q. Can a divorce be obtained easily in the state of Yucatan, Mexico? A. Divorce may be obtained by mutual consent. Residence of one of the parties for thirty days is re- quired.
 Q. Where is Illinois Wesleyan University and when was it founded?
 A. It is Methodist school To- cated at Bloomington, Illinois, founded in 1850. It comprises a college of Liberal Arts, College of Law, School of Music, and a school of Fine Arts.
 Q. How many first class post offices are there in the United States? What constitutes q first class post office?
 A. On June 30, 1925, there were 9S7 first class post offices in the United States. A post office must have annual receipts of $40.000 or over to have first class rating.
 c. Who played the part of the poet in "We Moderns" when Colleen Moore took the leading part?
 A. Carl Miller.
 Q. From what is the song "The Song of India" taken?
 A. The legend of "Sadke" by x. Rimsky- -Korsakow.
 c, When did the United States government resume diplomatic re- lations with Mexico?
 A. September 9, 1923, the Ameri- can government extended rccogni- ton to the government of Mexico under President AlNaro Obregon,
 Q. How fast do United States air mail planes travel?
 A. From ninety to one hundred and twenty-five miles per hour.
 c. In what year was Helen Hunt Jackson, the author of Ramona born? Where and when did she die?
 A. She was born in 1881 and died at San Francisco. California in 1885.
 c. What is the meaning of the name Tompkins?
 A. It is an English name mean ing son Of, or kindred of Thomas.
 Q. Does the Republic of Swift zcrland have a Navy?
 A. No. Geographically Switzer- land is so situated that it has no outlet to the sea. It has no out lying dependencies to justify the creation or maintenance of a navy.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
QUESTIONS ANSWERED

You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor. New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1922 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a personal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are nfdential-Editor
 c. How many years of high school education must one have to enter the nursing profession?
 A. The educational requirements for registered nurses differ in vari- ous states. Some hospitals require no more than an eighth grade edu- cation, while others require four years Of high school work. The superintendent of the particular hos pital in which one is interested would be able to give definite in formation.
 e. What was the name of the Duke of Connaught in the year 1880? Who Was his wife? Are both still living?
 4. The third son of Queen Vic toria, Arthur William Patrick Albert, in 1850 was and still is the Duke of Connaught. In 1879 he married Princess Louise Marguerite of Prussia. The Duchess of Con- naught died in London, England, March 14, 1917.
 c. Is tn enegro population of Washington, D. C. greater than that Of Baltimore, Maryland?
 A. According to the estimated population of July 1, 1923 the negro population of Baltimore was 114210 and of Washington 110,711.
 e. How many foreign born Chinese women are there in the United States?
 A, According to the last census, 2,SO6.
 c. Should ameryllis and calla lily bulbs have rest before blooming again?
 A. Yes, they should have a couple Of months rest. Put them in q place where the bulbs will not dry out too much or get too damp. It is a good idea to let them rest dur ing June. July and August, starting them again in September.
 @, Why is MuSsolini sometimes referred to as the "Duce?"
 A. "Ducc" is an Italian word meaning Commander"
 e. What is the best food for an or weeks old ellie pup?
 A. Milk, with the addition of oat- meal or other cooked cereal. In a few weeks meat broth may be added.
 c. How can marble be cleaned?
 A. Marble that has become dirty by ordinary use or exposure may be cleaned by a simple bath of soap and water. If this does not remove stains weak solution of oXalic acid should be applied with q sponge or rag, washing quickly and thorough ly with water to minimize injury to the surface. Rubbing well after this with chalk moistcncd with water will, in measure, rest ore the luster Another method of finish ing is to apply solution of white wax in turpentino (about 1 to 10), rubbing thoroughly with a piece of flannel or soft leather.
 c. What arc the capitals of Oklahoma and Idaho?
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
STREET REPAIRS

Sun spots may be interfering with an carly spring; or maybe icy blasts from thc iceberg regions are being borne down upon us. But be that as if may. tho kind Of weather we have been having has not the board of public works
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
EDUCATORS GRADUATE
State Trade School Instructors Re- ceivc Diplomas at Close of 1926 Training Term.

Training Term.
 The 1925-26 tearm of the teacher training class for the training of trade and industrial instructor, con- ductcd by the state board of educa- tion. at the New Britain State Trade school came to a close Monday night when certificates were issued to the members of this years group who successfully completed the work prescribed.
 Since 1920 when the course was organized, about 75 men have re- ceiyed certificates and 73 per cent of the certified men have been appoint ed as teachers.
 The classes will be reopened on September goth. Applications are now being received at the Trade school office.
 The object of the teacher training class is to give to expert mechanics an understanding of teaching meth ods, class organization and theory of education and thus fit them for posi- tions as instructors in the trade and other vocational schools. Especially in the building trades there is short age of first class instructors and it is hoped that q number of carpenters, masons and electricians will enroll. There is also q constant demand for all around printers who are qualified to teach their trade.
 The classes are supported jointly by state and national appropriations and are under the direct supervision of r. J. Trinder, state director of vocational education.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
KRAZY KINDERGARTEN
Conducted by Gertrude, Jr.)

Fletcher:
 Let's heer from cute little Dorthy, who will ill-illistrate- darn that werd!-the use of de- mure' with lantern slides" Dot R. Eyes: "Thc young man sed, oh dainty
 Miss, You wouldn't miss, I'm sure, one
 kiss Or even more! She shook her he'd, Demure the merrierH she sed,"
 -Leona Miterton. Copyright 1926. Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
lis Great Snort. FoIlzsI

Time 10 get the fish lines out, and
 polish up the reels, And while We have our hands in,
 too. why not see how it feels To get the fun lines out as we'll, the
 hooks of uumor, Folks, And try our luck at angling in the
 stream of life for jokes.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

nishos a tub and liquor, as is claim ed, and then forgcts to pay the leading lady?
 Before the trial is allowed to proceed Carroll should be made to pay the girl.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE
 IC0nduCted by ,Judyl

Teacher:
 Moses, fix your nccktie." Moe Lawns: q ain't got any, teacher" Teacher:
 Then tie your shoclacc and re- cite 1ivid. Moe Lawns: "Sotch d swell cooker iss my Aunt
 Rose. Ind sotch a big helping does she
 give id,! You can eat and eat till your
 stummick is full. Und vat you cant eat you can livid." .-
 Arthur MicheIsen
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
We Wonder!

"Mamma." asked a small neighbor boy. "whcre does the firefIy get it's light"
 I'm sure I don't know" she re- piled,
 "But. mom, where do they? What makes them light up"' "Oh, l suppose it's the electricity in thcm.'
 "Ycs? But, nom, where do they connect upto?'
 Norma Crouch.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

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New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
CarClCsS Follow

Walker: Briggs is laid up, you say? What happened to him?" Wells: He bit himself in the stomach.'
 Walker: Good gosh! How?" Wells: "He yawned so widely in church last Sunday that he swallow cd his false tccth!"
 The Bobbed-Hair Bandit.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
LITTLE BROTHER SPEAKS OUT OF HIS TURN
 RY N HODDpP

By \. Hopper My sisters got q Hope Chest, But darned if I see why! IL sccr'- to me it's useless She ajn't yut got no guy! She comes home cv'ry pay day With parcels large an small, An puts cm' in there gently While l peek from tn hall. Today l scd, "Deer Sister, If youse don't get q feller Darncd soon, them white things in
 there Is goin' 10 tern ycller.'
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

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New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
Strongheart, the Pup
BIa0uIUU

Dragging Blower: My father was rich dairy farmer, did you know that? Why, at one time our family had the finest cheese in the country" Miss Cutting: You shouldn't brag about yourself"
 Oscar F. Clippenger.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
IXnIainCd

Diner: This chicken soup Is cold.'
 Waiter: "Naturally, sir. That's a cold-storagc chicken, sir"
 Lauren $. Hamilton.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

How times change! Once An1ori- can savages took scalps instead Of payrolls.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

A tactful waiter is one who brings you something 10 cat instead of the items you pointed out on the French menu.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

Causes are obscure and the Mis- souri yearning 10 be shown may have made musical comedy what it is,
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
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Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care Of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will he forwarded to New York.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

The war won't be over until a Democrat can no longer get the first page by d,uouncing Wilson.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

The Herald is on sale daily in New York at Hotaling's Newsstand. Times Square; schultz's Newsstands. Entrance Grand Central 4?nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

Another inconsistency of the eter- nal feminine: the use of vanishing cream to hold their vanishing beautyi
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

A hick town is much like any other, except that it still chuckles at masculine wrist watches.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

After while nothing will seem naughty enough 10 afford a thrill, and then everybody will of necessity feel virtuous.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

The only profitable advertising medium In the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
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New Britain herald., 1926-05-26
Facts andFancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

Happy thought. Why not have a law-cnforccmcnt week?
 Success: The product of brains, industry, and numerous bcncficcnt accidents.
 Prosperous times are those in which it seems all right to cali pasture suburban lots.
 A million years of evolution, and not over a dozen pitchers who can field bunts faultlossly.
 If Congress really wishes 10 do something for the farmer, why not forbid dieting.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

The use of good English would have drawbacks. There is enough failure 10 understand one another now.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

The Republican party in Texas has split, and it is too early to tell which side has the advantage of needing vindiCatiOn.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

Entered at the Post OTice at New Britain
 as Second Class Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

Sticks: That part of America where tho natives don't look disgust ed when you ask foolish questions.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

The oId-fashioncd king claimed 10 be the state. The modern one is content if he is the berries.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-26

Don't rave at the youngsters. If alive % years from now you'll $cold Inc kind of person you now are.