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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-02-27
PERHAPS.

What. could be Worse than kiss
ing Il man you didn't know,
knowing man you didn't kiss!
- Denver J'arrakeet.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-02-27

young man, heavily bandaged, at
fracted her attention.
Its, too bad ahe. said, lust
keep on smiling, though, you'll be all
right SOON
I'm never smile again he de-
clared.
Nonsense" e
IL mean it,, It's through smiling
at another fellows girl that ] got
here Answers.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-02-27
RIGHT

Teacher: What is Il synonym?
Bright Boy: It's word you can
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-02-27
nnN,T CTOIS

whats the difference between a
girl and a traffic cop"
IAN right, guess"
"When the cop says, Stop, he
means t."--Boudoin eBar Skin.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-02-27
THROUGH SMILING

The social worker was visiting a
hospital with flowers and cheer. A
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-02-27
CONSIDERABLE

James, james, am sure there are
burglars in the house"
my dear, we must not mind that
After all it is their trade. Punch.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-02-27
CAN'T PLEASE

CAN'T PLEASE
Stag: Huh I'm stag, but ] can
dance with any girl here l please.
Ger: Well. it's too bad, y don't
seem to please any Of en- Penn
State Froth.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-02-27

CONCRETE POSTS USED FOR
HIGHWAY MARKERS IN EAST
Metal signs placed on concrete
posts are being used as highway
markers by the Massachusetts de
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-02-27

= CATTY
Il wonder if | shall lose my looks
when | am as old as your
You'll be lucky if you do. DEAR"
Tit Bits.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-02-27
BITS OF HUMOR
NO WONDER

Mabel: There's lady over there
who has been watching you for ever
so long; she'll be asking for an in
PRODUCTION soon.
Jones: No she won't-she's my
wife-Tit- Bits.@ts
GUESS WHO
Fond Wife: Will. do you know
YOU haven't kissed me for eight days?
Absent minded Prof: No? Dear
me. how annoying. Who have been
kissing Tit Bits.
FOOLISH
Purchaser: What is the charge
for this battery? :.
Garageman: One and one half
volts.
Purchasers: Well, how much is
that in American money THE Ink
Singer.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-02-27
DENSE

DENSE
Little Boy TAT SCHOOL,: The pco-
pie Of New York are noted for their
stupidity.
Teacher: Wherever did you. get
that information?
Boy: From, the book, miss. 1t says
the population Of New York is very
de nse.--Arswer.;.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-02-27
RACS AGAIN

First Parents: So your son didn't
like the navy?
Second Ditto: No. he said he
couldn't get used to wearing his
trousers SO small at the botton.--
Answers
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
The Managers Corner
PauI c. Reiss Tells HOW.

One Of GoUe agents Paul Reiss Of Los angeles
His report contains many points Of UGue to representatives
IN other parts of the country For this haze ta the
liberty of presenting Of his ideas
First and foremost Res has tunctioning DAILY WORK-
Err committee ohich consists of three Of the most octUe com
rddes in Los Angeles This committee has arranged conference
of other orng class organizations for the
purpose Of building broader committee and broader support
ina for DAILY WORKER Foreign language organ
isGtOns tOeI labor unions and party units included
Los Angeles planning birthday party for The DAILY
WORKER to be held January 49, number Of successful
parties haze already been held such Russian tea party and
ddce banquet rescue parties and similar affairs.
Euery language and trade union party fraction IN
representative to The DAILY WORKER dve
committee $3.50 the Los Angeles comrades IN the
last Veek.
Angeeshas also established book store, library and
gerry lively Library Bulletin to stimulate reading OF
Communist literature among the local comrades The library
open daily from to 10 The membership fee -
800 ana entities the member to the opportunity to read all
books pamphlets magazines and newspapers Of labor interest
Great paid meetings. forums, etc. sohich
arranged Angeles These meetings covered h
appropriate Careful attention paid to the meet
mas of the Central Union special popG
gGndo meetings have been arranged By COnrGde Ress for the
promotion of literature sales
BERT MILLER.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
The Red and the YELLOW

Tho there nothing redder than cardinals hat capital
lists and their represent this color something
diaboca and dreaded the symbol of
emancipation by the advanced sections of the labor move
OF it not the color the fat boys object to- but the
purpose represents the revolutionary workers On
the head cardinal the color represent heads full superstition
and black reaction
Red is associated with mtancy labor movement vel
treachery the working class
takers only fight hold their lucrative positions and
only they fight nowadays that end the
the aobr that
tet to the Communist Therefore they raise hyse
against ds whenever they feel themselves slipping
their cushioned when they have performed some parcu
lary piece treachey which must be covered
Council the Trade Union Congress of Great
Britain called general behalf the striking miners the
seized with panic not because feared the
u G. but because impossible to predict what
the might do once they got into motion
The money feed it. World labor appealed
for aid only of the Soviet Union responded
earnest They cred" workers under the leadership of rd
leaders, Communist leaders,
Like shot from gun ARussan Trade Union Council
forwarded large money the o. for the benefit OF
the strike.
The craven because it from "Red
Russia" They his majesty's government at ease
pictured the difference between red and yellow diff
ference British workers quick to
The perfdy of the yellow stop there They be-
trayed the by calling off the strike Then of them
attacked the miners for not urrenderng as
crayeny as they accept the governments slave terms
But yellow T. U. leaders let down the miners the red
Russian did They sent $OOOOO to the strikers
This Russian gold" that the the world hu
in the face the workers very welcome to the British
miners who saw children go hungry while the
servate trade other countries them fsy
eye America patriotic moderate SAFE sane and con-
seratve labor officials raised only paltry $5O,OOO
A. Cook fighting secretary the British miners union pill
od yellow trade union leaders and expressed the gratitude
Of the miners to the Russian workers.
Actions speak words and the splendid example OF
solidarity shown by becared and struggling proletarat of
the Republic will forever shine from the pages OF history
while e reacery of the yellow leutenan Of capitalism who
aad tho field the crisis left their soldiers perish
will be kissing of proerian generations to come
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
GARY SPENDING
MILLIONS FOR
LABOR SAVING
To Double Plant Output
Decrease Jobs
nv a Worker Correspondent.

GARY, Ind, Dec. 1.-THE Ameri-
can Sheet and Tinplate Co., one Of
Judge e. H. Gary's holdings, is spend
ing $1O,225,O00 on large expansion
program.
This mill is the largest in the world
and when the expansion program is
finished in 1928 1t will be increased 30
per cent in capacity.
Work on the program has already
been started.
Workers TO Lose Jobs.
The newest type Of mill machinery
will be installed in the new plant
BY this process the work will be
gotten out at much lower expense,
because of the vast saving on labor.
Altho the size Of the plant will be
doubled the company will not need to
double the number of workers. Year
by year new labor-saving machines
are being installed and the workers
suffeffr unemployment because Of the
result.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
SHAKE A LEG WITH THE
PITTSBURGH BUILDERS

The DAILY WORKER 5uIlders'
Club Of Pittsburgh has sent The
DAILY WORKER $50 to Help Keep
The DAILY WORKER. This Is the
first result Of their energetic work.
They "shook leg" to shake down
a few dollars and now they ask all
Pittsburgh readers Of The DAILY
WORKER to shake a leg" with
them TO shake down some more on
January IS at ball and entertain
ment to be given at the Interna-
tlonal Socialist Lyceum at so5
James street.
"Part Of our business" reads tho
notice Of their correspondent, SIS to
hold good affairs for The DAILY
WORKER. Everybody's business 10
TO enjoy them.'
The Pittsburgh DAILY WORKER
Builders Clubs energetic manner
ls a promise worth investigating.
The investigation will cost you only
so e"~.---on J7ru-rp fs
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
Milliner Bosses Would
Rather Hire Learners
Than Pay Decent Wages
Dr. q Worker correspondsnt.

NEW YORK, Dec. 15.-(Milliner
Wanted - Model Hat Shop, Clinton
St., N. W
More than twenty women and girls
answered this ad. Obviously the ad
called for but one, yet here were at
least twenty, crowded around the
shop door, waiting, hoping, wishing to
get the job. Shifting from one foot
to another, they all locker eagerly in
the direction the boss was coming
from.
Slowly taking off his hat and coat
the boss scrutinized the applicants.
He then proceeded to interview them
individually. There were two ap-
prentices whom he told to sit down.
The rest looked IN wonder.
He then addressed the group
Sorry, girls, but I can't pay you the
salary you want-you know-er-the
work is very easy, after affirming
machine-made hats, you know. You
two learners, please step this way"
At this, one of the experienced girls
pushed her way up to him, and in a
low tone said, 4 told you before
would work for $40 q week, but on
second thought, think can work for
s2o."
my dear girl, am going to hire
one Of those learners for s12 a week"
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
CALUMET POOR
SUFFER F R 0 NJ
ZERO WEATHER
Steel Co. Layofs Add to
Misery
ey a Worker correspondent.

q
GARY, Ind, Dec. 17.-Much suffer
ing is prevailing thruout the Calumet
region, due to the cold wave that has
struck this section. Social service
agencies have been swamped with ap-
peals for coal and clothing. Offices Of
the township of Gary and Hammond
reported similar requests, particularly
for clothing
All of these Offices are behind in
their work, being unable to keep pace
with the rush of requests for aid from
Gary's great multitude OF unemployed
Whole families are appealing for shell
ter in the aid societies.
Workers Lose Jobs.
On the eve of the cold wave hun.
dreds of workers OF the plate mill,
part Of the u. s. Steel Co., were
thrown out OF work.
Those still on the jobs are working
only one or two days a week. Much
4 the suffering Is caused on this &C
count.
Many out OF work are trying to OBJ
tain lodging In jails.
Police Bait Workers.
Those OF the unemployed who have
no place to sleep walk the streets all
night. This privilege is to be denied.
The police have started q campaign
to "clean upy the city.
All the jobless men who roam the
streets at night will be driven out OF
town.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
WEISBORD MEET
CELEBRATES new
PASSAIC VICTORY
Large Audience Cheers
Strike Leader

"This meeting can be considered
part Of the celebration Of the great
victory gained by the workers of
Passaic in the last few days with the
capitulation of one Of the largest
mills against which they were striking,
the Botany Consolidated, employing
some 5000 workers." said Albert Weis-
bord, Passaic strike leader. to five hun
dred people in Mirror Hall Thursday
night.
Lessons Of Strike.
Weisbord's account of the struggle
and the lessons to be drawn by the
works. from it drew repeated applause
from his highly interested audience.
What is true Of Passaic, Is true Of
every Industrial center of the coun-
try" said weisbord. 1.-THE same in
tolerable slave conditions that caused
the workers Of Passaic to rebel and
consolidate into a fighting Crganiza-
ton exist elsewhere. The Passaic
workers did not fall from heaven.
They are the same American, Slav,
Italian, Polish and Jewish workers
that toll in industry thruout the coun-
try.
Lessons For All.
"The lessons that we have learned
in Passaic during the long and bit
terly contested struggle are at the
disposal Of all workers, and will be
utilized by them in far greater battles
to come"
Weisbord scored the wavering and
treacherous attitude Of the officials of
the American Federation of Labor dur
ing the strike. He stated that the
Workers (Communist) Party Is to be
given full credit for the pioneer work
Of organization and the development
of a fighting spirit in an otherwise dis
organized and slavish industry.
Six New Members,
His appeal to the workers to Join
the Workers (Communist) Party re-
suited in six new members. VIM. f.
Dunno, editor OF The DAILY WORK
Err, made a short speech, introducing
Weisbord's pamphlet, "The Passaic
Strike" It sold in large quantities.
The question period was lively and ex-
tended enthusiastically until 1890 p.
m Arne Swabeck, district organizer
of the Workers Party was chairman
and the audience was addressed by a
member of the Young Pioneers, who
greeted Weisbord.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
VIGIL Radio Program

Chicago Federation or Labor radio
broad casting station VIGIL is on the
air with regular programs. It is
broadcasting on 491.5 wave length
from the Municipal Pier.
SATURDAY, DEC. 10.
200 o. m. TO 900 a. m.-orand open.
ina, Special Program; Paul Ash and Hls
oanoi Artists from Radio statlonsj Acts
from Downtown Shows.
SUNDAY, DEC. 10.
400 D. m.--Wloker Park Lutheran
Church, RovIS. p. Long.
7,4s--Belden Ave. Baptist Church,
rev. }, w. Hcyt
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
Baltimore Workers Are
Invited to Hear Talk
on Union Organization

BALTIMORE, Md, Dec. II. = An
interesting talk, to be followed by
open discussion. will be held here at
Progressive Labor Lyceum, 1900 e.
Lexington street, Dec. 81, on How to
Organize a Union and How Not to
Organize One" Comrade Feldman,
who was active in organizing the Bal
timore Upholsterers' Union. will lead
the discussion, giving his experiences.
All are welcome.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
SHOP CHAIRMEN
VOTE SUPPORT
TO N. Y. STRIKE
Signan VIII Use pub
lie at LARGE" He Says
tcontinued FROM paEe u

(COnunu00 1rOm page -
Eelf only to get control of the
doint board and the unions. II he
really wanted arbitration only he
could have come to the Joint board
and the general strike committee and
asked for 1t. Even though he was
member of the general strike COM
nittee, he has never suggested that
arbitration should be accepted. Sig
man has got now only what we
aturned down before"
Board Meets.
The arbitration board, composed OF
Judge Bernard l.. Shientag, Professor
Lindsay Rogers of Columbia Univer-
sity and Herbert Lehman, was to hold
its first meeting Thursday afternoon.
The board was chosen at conferences
between the Morris Sigman forces in
the International Ladies Garment
Workers Union and the American
Cloak and Suit Manufacturers Asso-
citation. It is announced that de-
cision will be reached not later than
Monday.
A meeting of a couple Of hundred
cloakmakers representative Of the
right wing elements was held Wed
nesday night at Beethoven Hall.
This meager handful of cloakmakers
set themselves up as representing the
mass of strikers and promptly obeyed
Sigmans orders by electing him chair
man of the general strike commit
tee." Salvatore Ninzo was named
vice-chairman and Max Schoenfeld
secretary of this body. Sub-commit-
tees were appointed.
Executive Committee"
An executive committee, composed
of the strike committee and repre-
sentatives of all the locals is sup
posed to take charge of the strike.
The capitalist press reports the meet
ing as having been Extremely peace
full" an ironic allusion to the gather
ing of over 1000 left wingers before
the offices OF the Jewish Daily For
ward earlier in the day. The meet
ing of the Sigmanites was indeed so
peaceful it might better be described
as dead"
The capitalist press Thursday morn
ing also reported the 're-opening" OF
the shops which had never been
closed, due to the untimely death Of
the lockout $685.
ass Deportation Charged.
Threats of possible deportation OF
aliens connected with the carrying on
of the strike under the left wing
leadership have been carried in the
capitalist press. An attempt to start
a grand jury investigation into the
strike was to be made Thursday after
noon.
George w. Wickersham and Sam
uel Blumberg, counsel for the Mer
chants Ladies Garment Association
the jobbers, were to call on District
Attorney Benton Thursday afternoon
and urge a grand jury Investigation.
Call Big Meeting.
A monster mass meeting OF cloai
and dress makers has been called by
the New York joint board for Madi
son Square Garden on Saturday at 1:
uoon. The call for the meeting asks
Ill cloakmakers to turn out in sup
port Of the strike to protest agains
he Sigman anti-strike maneuvers.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
Williamsburgh Women
Invited to Meeting

BROOKLYN, N. Y, Dec. 1e.--A con-
cert and mass meeting will be given
by the United Council Of Workingclass
Housewives of Branch No. 4, Will
amsburgh, Sunday, Dec. 10, 2 o'clock,
at 20 Graham avenue.
Mrs. Eva Hoffman. who has just re-
turned from Soviet Russia, will speak
on the life Of the women of Russia.
Movie pictures will be shown. All are
welcome. Admission Is % cents.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
Negro Congress Forum
Has Interesting Meet

The American Negro Labor Con.
gress announces that at its next
Sundays forum, Prof. Ball will re-
sumo his scientific lectures. A mu
steal program will be sponsored by
Mrs. Hill. The forum meets at 1855
South Michigan avenue, at O'Clock.
All are invited.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19

The next number OF Prolet-Tribune,
the Russian living newspaper pub
lished by tho worker correspondents
Of Novy Mir. will be out Saturday,
Dec. IS, at s D. m, at the Workers
House, 1902 w. Division ST. A picture
OF the audience will be taken at the
request OF the worker correspondents
OF the Soviet Union. The picture will
be sent 70 Soviet Russia.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19

Send as the name and address
of progressive tCorker to tchom
We can send a sample copy of The
DAILY WORKER.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
Organized Labor-Trade Union Activities

Policies and Programs
The Trade Union Press
Strikes Injunctions
Labor and Imperialism
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19

News and Comment u
Labor Education
Labor and Government
Trade Union Politics
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
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The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
Schenectady Assembly
Gives Aid to Workers
in Passaic, New York
nv q Worker CORRESPONDENT.

SCHENECTADY, ~. Y, Dec. 10
The Schenectady trades assembly is
doing good work. The assembly has
outlined program covering three
main questions, industrial, political
and social, and is working along these
lines.
The council has made good start
by helping the strikers in Passaic and
the cloakmakers in New York. More
OF this will be done In the future.
A movement is now on foot to erect
a 100000 labor temple to house the
81 unions in this city.
Much union label work is being ac-
complished by the Union Label
League, afiliated with the council.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
Companies Alarmed.

The coal companies are realizing
the effect that the success Of the
porters is having on the coal miners
and are now conducting a campaign
of misrepresentation against the
joining of union by Negro miners.
The National Labor Tribune Ia one
of the chief spokesman of the com,
panies against unionism. But the OPP
position of the Tribune has served to
increase the activity Of the workers,
as they realize the anti-worker attk
tude OF the publication.
One of the means being used by
the publication is to warn the Ne
groes that the unionists are members
of the Khan. But this has fallen fiat.
Until recently, the Negroes afili'
ated with the union secretly, but now
they are joining openly and organ
ization work is being conducted in
the open.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19
NEGRO MINERS
ENCOURA AGED BY
PORTERS' UNION
Coal Workers Realizing
Organization Value

PITTSBURGH, Dec. 1s.-Inspired
by the success of the Pullman port
ers in organizing a union OF their
own, the Brotherhood Of Pullman
Porters, Negro coal miners in West.
ern Pennsylvania, are turning toward
the United Mine Workers. Reports
from the coal fields where a great
number of miners are Negroes and
are being used by the employers as
foils against organizing of white min
ers, indicate that the Negroes are
seriously taking up unionism.
The Pittsburgh Courier, race news.
paper, is urging the miners to be.
come union, and the campaign is hav-
ing it's effect. Several mine compan
les have attempted to prevent the
Courier circulating among the work
ers.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-19

Use your brains ana your pen to aid
the workers In the class struggle.
Why don't you write Il up7 u may
be Interesting TO othor workers.
International., 1926-02-07
MAYOR DUANE BIRD
IN AUTO WRECK

Mayor Duane Bird, State Fair
Commissioner w. 7. Webb Of
Phoenix, and Joe Dillon of Phoe-
nix, secretary Of the state fair
commission, had a narrow escape
from injury late Sunday after
noon when car driven by Mr..
Webb turned over between Pres
colt and Phoenix. Mayor Bird is
chairman of the fair commission.
The accident occurred while the
three were returning to Phoenix
from Prescott where the fair com
missioners and secretary had been
on a business trip.
News of the accident was re-
ceived here in telephone mes
sage to Mrs. Bird from her hus-
band. He said that all members
Of the party miraculously escaped
serious injury, and that the aeci-
dent was caused by the car skid
ding in some sand.
Mayor Bird arrived home on
the noon train Wednesday.
International., 1926-02-07

twin sister, Mrs. R. R. Brena OF
Noon street.
She was daughter of Gen.
Ramon Corone, pioneer of Cuia-
can. She came to Nogales about
eight months ago hoping that a
change of climate might proove
beneficial.