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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-01-07
Churches
CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE
o. w. WALTZ, Pastor

o. w. WALTZ, Pastor
Sunday School at 2:3O pm.
Preaching at $3.50 and 7:30.
Prayer meeting, Wednesday 7:30
With the beginning of the new year
let us do our best to. make the Sun
day School success and support
the officers by being On time, with a
studied lesson, mind to learn, and
a heart to receive the truth as it is
in Jesus.
The subject of the afternoon mes
sage will be Victory" At night the
subject will be "The Meaning of the
Gospel of Christ" Come, bring a
friend, enjoy the services. Special
music. y
FIRST BAPTIST
Frederick w. Carstens. DID,, Pastor
F. J. Arnold, superintendent Of SIS.
On Sunday morning a wonderful
place to spend an hour is in Gods
house. Sunday School begins at 9:45
and there is class for everyone.
And you are most cordially invited
to be there for the church service at
IL. The subject will be ga movable
God, or Can God be Known? If so,
Howl" Be there and get the benefit
of this discourse.
At 6:3O pm. B.Y.P.U. An appro-
pirate subject and hearty welcome.
The Pastors subject for the eve
ming service will be "What it Means
to Take Christ's Yoke Upon U.s."
Think on this subject and plan to
attend the evening service and listen
to the pastors version.
FIRST ENGLISH LUTHERAN
Rev. Paul FOSSIL
Sund. ~ School at 2.
Services at o.
Confirmation class saturday z:so.
Let US worship. We 49,.
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CONGREGATIONAL e
Nelson F. Cole. Paster
Church School at 10. Prof. n. e..
Clark, supt.
Morning worship at IL. Sermon,
"What We Give We Keep"
Evening services at 1880. Short adj
dress Changing Turkey" After the,
service the young peoples council,
will propose a plan for a play. |.
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METHODIST EPISCOPAL I,
The church of today can profit by
the experiences of the early church
and next Sunday morning at LII
o'clock we will take up the third il,r
a series of studies of the Christiand
church. We believe that you will finfl
these services interesting and prft
itable. 49,
The special music on Sunday eve; |
ming added greatly to the interest Of
the evenings service and there wilyi
be special music at 7:30 again next
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-01-07

THANK Heaven, my wife had all
her teeth pulled
"Why all the jubilation on that ac-
count? '
"Why, now she can't chew the rag
any more"
& e. & & s
There was once a lucky young Mr..
Who was pleased with charming
Kid Sr.
A fellow named Sid
Fell in love with the Kid
And as for Kid ST.. =
Sid Kr. - :s.."s =
& & & &
SHE PLACED burnt
OFFERINGS before him
EVERY DAY, so - ~s..a
SHE MUST WORSHIP
HIM, EVEN if she r..
DON'T LOVE him. ...
& & e. & ~- --E
Deacon" said the parson, softly,
twill you lead us in prayer?"
Deacon" this time in a little loud
er voice, twill you iead?"
Still no response. Evidently the
deacon was slumbering. The parson
made third appeal and raised his
voice to a high pitch that succeeded
in arousing the drow:y man. Deacon
will you lead?"
The deacon in bew;lderment rubbed
his heavy eyes and blurted. LEAD
YOURSELF just dealt"
& & & &
absence makes the heart go yonder.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-01-07
Remarkable Spider

a spider with body as large as
the thumb, and luminous like lirht.
alng pug, has been found in Burma.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-01-07

hev.TA. Il. r.. sr~lnrz..Srv~ss-:s-,
Sunday in month Holy Com
And sermon at IL am.
Aay, Vesper service at s
Gay, morning prayer and
IL.
$ aday, vesper service at s p.
s., day, morning prayer and
l. e 9:45.
s organist, Miss Louise Doan.
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D SERAN BETHLEHEM
!" 9Th and Tacoma
W. c. Kauth, Pastor
u divine services at 1890 a.
lda morning.
q School at 9:45.
g Services at 7:45 pm.
IS meets Thursday evening
~
tsare not affiliated with any
local churches, come and wor-
It'll us.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-01-07
Bill Muldrow says:-To play
one good game of billiards is
sign of good luck. To play two
good games signifies misspent
youth.

! & & & &
The dumbest Dora in the world is the
girl who thinks football coach is an
ambulance
& & & &
Our Idea Of Soft Job is
Selling subscriptions to college
Humor.'
& & & &
FATHER SAGE SAYS:-The more
we see of girls, the more we see
of them.
The way these college students,
home for vacation, can play
pool, proves beyond a doubt
that education is worth
while.
& & & &
From the miserable look every
one had on their face Thursday
morning, we Judge that the De-
Molay dance Wednesday evening
must have been success.
& & & &
The Christmas Tree will stay trimmed
for few days, we will stay trimmed
indefinitely.
& & & &
THE VALUE of a
DRESS S5fT in e.
SMALL TOWN is s-'>-'>--,ss - =.
DETERMINED by the
NUMBER OF men
1T WILL fit.
& & & &
We are begin
ming to sec
RSQN thru some of
M ~ in the desi g MS
W - N the m is 8
~ have on wom-
t\~ ~// When q girl
|NGS%$6Y/I decides to mar
NXS~//~ ry struggl-
3-1Z ing young au-
thos.. said author might just as well
stop struggling.
& & & &
1t is better if bought in New
York, Ell? Well, where do you
suppOst the Main street mer-
chant buys his stock?
e & & &
FABLE:-O Once upon a time there
was newspaper published that
never made any ofits subscribers
mad.
& & & &
To man who has had three wives
there is no such thing as safe and
sane fourth.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-01-07

Sunday evening.
The lecture on Tuesday evening by
DIR. Edward T. Mathes of Bellingham
will bring to us some facts of spe-
cial interest concerning the people
Beyond the Rio Grande." 1t will
give us not only an evening of plea
sure but also one Of real value to
young and old.
F. N. NORTON, Pastor
sT. PAUI,S EPISCOPAL
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-01-07

WOOD IIO0rs refInlshed.
| have 300 wall paper
samples to choose from
and every pattern guar
anteed,, with the prices
right.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-01-07

We are begin
ming to sec
thru some Of
the d e s i g MS
the m o d is t 8
have on wom-
en-.
When a girl
decides to mar
ry a struggl-
ing young au-
Evening star., 1926-12-12
HyIand Coasts Best Back.

Hyland of Stanford is far and away
the best back on the Pacific Coast and
one of the best In the country.
Though light he is rugged and about
as elusive as Jake Slagle at his best.
He is a dependable safety man and
can drop punt on 10-cent piece. In
38 plays Hyland averaged 1112 yards
for each attempt, which is some ball
carrying. Baker of Northwestern
runs, punts. passes and does every
thing that is expected Of a high-class
triple-threat man.
Kaer of University of Southern Call
fornia was one of the great backs of
the country, a splendid cut-back per-
former, but like Flanagan of Notre
Dame great deal of his blazing sue
cess was due to his splendid interfer-
enee.
Joesting of Minnesota ranks with
the great fullbacks of any season as a
ball carrier. He has an eye for open
ings, and when they do not exist his
ferocious charge skaters the line
without assistance.
Evening star., 1926-12-12
of Country Represented PenS AAmeca
NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, WEST
ALL FURNISH SUPERSTARS
Connaughton of Georgetown Named for Guard Posi-
tion by Expert on List of Greatest Individual
Players of 1926 Campaign.

not at all upon what the members
might do in combination. hut what
they have done as individuals.
An interesting fact about this team
is that while the number of players
throughout the country who stand
out from among their fellows is not
So great as in former years, yet the
men who compose this mythical ag
crecatiop are certain to impress the
follower of foot hall as bearing favor
able comparison To any all-America
team ever set down on paper.
So closely allied in respect 10 ahil
fly are the % players whom the
writer has segregated from the mass
of their fellow players that he has
decided TO name no second team, but
to pick as matter of fairness and
justice II alternates to those award
ed positions on the allAmerica team.
These alternates' are to be regarded as
but Il shade below the quality of the
all>.Americans. in fact practically as
good in almost every respect.
AS matter of justice. too, 1t should
here he stated that Slagle of~Prince-
ton is not named because an injured
knee permitted him TO play only
about two and a half hours of com
petitive foot bali throughout the sea-
son. The writer. however, has no
hesitation in prououncing him to be
the greatest back in the game, and 1t
is a pity that fate contrived to keep
him off the gridiron,
Evening star., 1926-12-12
TUNNEY is DECLARED
NOT VIOLATING LAW

By the Associated Press
NEW YORK. December l1.-Attor.
ney General Albert Ottinger, in an
opinion forwarded to the State Ath.
letic Commission today, said that the
appearance in "A vaudeville boxing ex.
hihition of Gene Tunney. world heavy
weight champion. was not in viola
stion Of the State boxing law.
The champion was arrested Novem.
her - on a charge of appearing in an
unlicensed exhibition during vaude-
Vile performa nee in local theater
and a hearing was sat for Decem-
ber %.
While Attorney General Ottinger
cannot intervene in the case, his opin.
ion as to the legality of the eXhibi-
ton had been asked by the State
Athletic Commission and by District
Attorney Banton.
Il am Of the opinion" said Mr..
Ottinger. that brief theatrical exhi.
bitions or demonstrations lasting a
few seconds showing a mans physi.
cal fitness and ability to engage in
the sport of boxing or sparring are
not a misdemeanor under the New
York State boxing law"
"An Injunction rather than Grim.
inal proceeding would be remedy il
such a theatrical exhibition requires
a license" says Mr.. Ottinger later in
his written opinion.
Evening star., 1926-12-12
lack McALLISTER NAMED
PILOT OF CLEVELAND CLUB

American League led to his selection,
Barnard said.
McAllister's many years service
with the team was given as another
reason for his selection.
Jack also is an Ohio product. He
started in the sand lots OF Marietta.
Ohio, his home town, and from there
went to Columbus, serving under
Bobby Quinn, now president of the
Boston Red Sox. At Hartford, where
he played In the old Connecticut
League. he attracted the attention Of
big league scouts and was slated to
go to the St. Louis Cardinals when
the season ended.
At the close Of the season he played
in a benefit game in his home town
and while sliding to the plate split
his kneecap. The injury kept him out
of base ball for two years and he then
went to Albany. In 1912 he went to
Akron and the following year became
scout for the Indians.
When Speaker became manager of
the Indians, McAllister became coach
and chief lieutenant Of the vetera n
campaigner. He devoted much of his
Evening star., 1926-12-12
JACK McAIIISTER.

BY thn Associated Press.
CLEVELAND, December 11.-Jack
McAllister, for 13 years scout and
coach of the Cleveland Indians, will
manage the Tribe during the 1927
season. T.. s. Barnard, president of
the club, announced today that Meal
lister had been appointed tn succeed
Iris Speaker, veteran outfielder, who
resigned as manager several weeks
ago.
The announcement followed a con.
sultation between McAllister and
Barnard at Asheville, n. c., last week,
where they attended the National
Base Ball Association meeting. He
will take charge of the team imme.
diately and will attend the American
League meeting in Chicago next week
as the Tribes new chief.
Although McAllister never played
a game in the big leagues, he was Sc.
lected over more than a dozen appli.
cants, some of whom have starred
under the big top for years.
Wide experience as coach and scout
and his knowledge Of players In the
Evening star., 1926-12-12
CenteF

time to developing the infield and as
sisted Matty Matthew, battery coach
for the Indians, in coaching the pitch.
ing staff.
Jack is we'll known in the American
League and has the confidence of the
Cleveland players. His knowledge of
the American League players and Of
the weaknesses Of clubs in the league
was regarded as particularly in his
favor. Barnard said.
McAllister has been thoroughly ac.
quainted with conditions in the Cleve-
land club since he played with the
Columbus team. 1t was there that he
met Barnard and the two have been
close friends since. He will spend the
Winter in Cleveland preparing for the
Spring training season at Hot Springs.
Evening star., 1926-12-12
RICHARDS is TAKEN
OFF AMATEUR LIST
BY the Associated Press.


NEW YORK, December 11.-Vin-
cent Richards. who last week was
ranked first of the amateur tennis
players in the metropolitan district,
today was read out of the amateur
ranks by the executive committee of
the United States Lawn Tennis Asso.
citation.
The association also declared that
Howard O. Kinsey, Harvey Snod-
grass and Mary X. Browne had for
feited their amateur standing be-
cause of the professional tour being
made by the quartet with Suzanne
LenGlen. and with Richards will he
dropped from the national amateur
rankings.
The T. S. l.. r. A. reported its
action 10 the international fedora
ton. thus barring the four from COM
petition anywhere in the world with
members of the International body.
Evening star., 1926-12-12
UMPIRES GET BETTER
WITH AGE, KLEIN SAYS
nv ~. As.oc,,t.A pr.,.

By the Associated Press.
"Umpires." says Bill KLEIN, veteran
National League arbiter, unlike ball
players and men in other pursuits,
get better with age, it is a matter of
experience"
KLEIN, who will spend the Winter
vacationins ii Miami Beach, Fla, has
been In tho majors for. .e years.
Evening star., 1926-12-12
GLAD THAT CLUB
HAS WOMAN SECRETARY
DO tha Ae.ociated Press-

By the Associated Press.
Bill Veeck, president of the Chicago
Cubs. is proud of the fact that his or
ganization has the only woman club
secretary in the majors.
She is Miss Margaret Donohue and
has Just been appointed to succeed
John Seyts, who will have charge of
the Cub park concessions hereafter.
Evening star., 1926-12-12

The team and alternates are as
ENDS.
Hsnson, Syracuse.
Winsleft, Alabama.
TACKLES.
Enhth. Brown.
Wickhorst, Navy.
GUARDS.
connaughton, Georgetown.
Sturhahn, Yale.
CENTER.
Bceringer, Notrc Dame.
QUARTERBACK.
Friedman, Michigan.
HALFBACKS
Hyland Stanford.
Baker, Northwestern.
FULLBACK.
Joesting, Minnesota.
Evening star., 1926-12-12
HORNSBY AND BREADON
DIFFER AS TO SALARY
Hv IN. Associated press

BY the Associated Press.
Rogers Hornsby. playing manager
of the world champion st. Louis
Cardinals. ana Sam Breadon. club
president, are ''as far apart as the
poles" on financial terms for 1927. to
quote one authority.
Rogers is understood to desire a
long term contract at figure beyond
that Babe Ruth has received, $50 800.
Evening star., 1926-12-12
RY LAWRENCE PERRY.

n all-Amerlca eleven Is pureN
n and simply roll of honor
IA Places are awarded 20 the
4 \ various players on the basis
of their proficiency in their
respective positions.
The writer never has selected
team of this sort with any reference
to its effectiveness as an actual play
ing combination. For various rea-
sons It, never could he assembled on
a gridiron for play. and even If this
galaxy of stars were to be brought
together they could not do themselves
Justice without a more or less eSien-
sive period of preparation under the
guidance and instruction OF compe.
tent coach. And even so. there would
be no assurance that this stellar out
f1t could defeat any one of the sea
sons leading elevens, 1t being well
understood that something more than
star PLAYERS is necessary for a Win
ming gridiron organization.
This 1926 eleven, therefore, is picked
Evening star., 1926-12-12
LAWRENCE PERRY'S ALL-AMERICA.

follows:
ALTERNATE ENDS.
Broda, Brown.
Shipkey, Stanford.
ALTERNATE TACKLES.
Sprague, Army.
Nelson, Iowa.
ALTERNATE GUARDS.
Hess, Ohio State.
Swan, Stanford.
ALTERNATE CENTER.
Truskoski, Michigan.
ALTERNATE QUARTERBACK.
Spears, Vanderbilt.
ALTERNATE HALBAcKS.
Wilcox, Purdue.
O'Boyle, Nofre Dame.
ALTERNATE HALFBAcK.
Karow, Ohio State.
the highest conception of what quar-
terback should be. Unerring with the
forward pass, a fine goal kicker. an
excellent runner and a great field gen
eral, no man is better qualified to run
team.
Evening star., 1926-12-12

Mote. -- Laurence Perry selected
his 1926 aH-Americd foot ball elercn
after trnreling nearly 1000 miles,
frorr coast to coast. and seeing IN &c
tton rs NJ the cOuntry'S principal
teams No other foot ball authority
eper has uritten in the light ~ so
much frst-hdnd information
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11

Mr.. Plotkin-I sold heem peeckles.! !!
How could sold heem peeckles wot
| deedn't he'd in de sturr peeckle :!
Was stending houtsite from mine
sturr fur two wicks a berrell rotten
peeckles-
Mr.. Mitzic-Yeh--yeh-wot it in
wiggles in you Isidore mine Multi
mer dey should stilling de peeckles
dey should spanding de money for
kendy he shouldn't lit home de sop
per-Is no??
Mrs. Feitlebaum-AHA!!! - Come
hout from onder de sitebudd, meestar
(SMACk) A shopleefter from
peeckles you bicame, ha! (SMACK)
l should gat vat pantomine poisoning
maybe, ha? tSMACK)-Wait I'll
attend you later (SMACK) Goot
hefternoon, pipple!!! Mine apologize,
Meester Plotkin-
Mr.. Mitzic-You making mine boy
a-baby-cerridge -whill-stiller!.!
Mrs. Feitlebaum = You Muttimer
makes from mine Isidore a swift
potato cooker from bomfres!!
Mr.. Mitzic-You Isidore makes
from mine Muttimer a fire-alom-
reenger!
Mrs. Feitlebaum You Muttimer
makes from mine Isidore choote-
becca choor from chootebecca!!!!
Mr.. Mitzic-You Isidore is making
from mine Muttimer hem-sendwich
itter!!! ..o=
Mrs. Feitlebaum = SHARROPili--
Ciss alrady witt de fullish ogguments
plizze!!!
Observation-Disclosures does it bead
whed sobbody's id q pickle??
MIR. Feitlebaum-So you'll gonna
find gradually hout, meester!
ACK!!!
MILT GROSS.
Copyright New York World) Press
Publishing Co., 1926.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11
MEDICAL STUDENTS
FIGHT OVER BODIES
FOR DISSECTIONS

Warsaw Is. A.)-An open CLASH
between Jews and Christians oc.
cured at the Wilma University, when
the Christian medical students Oh
jected to the use of non Jewish
bodies for dissection by Jews. The
outbreak became of such a serious
nature that the rector of the univer-
sity ordered the medical college
closed for short period.
Immediately after the clash, the
Jewish physicians of the city held a
conference with representative rabbis
and decided to send Jewish bodies to
the medical college for Jewish use.
The bodies of those Jews who would
ordinarily be buried in Potters Field
will be used for the purpose.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11
POLISH PAPER RECEIVES
APPEAL FOR PALESTINE AID

Warsaw Is. A.)-The Peoples Jour
nal, the organ of the Bundist Party
prints an appeal for aid from group
of Chalutzim in Palestine. Singned by
members of seven groups, the appeal
asks for foodstuffs and clothing to tide
them over for the period of the crisis
The appeal further states that the sig.
natories are almost on the verge of
starvation.
Zionist officials here declare that the
appeal is fabrication, inteded to dis
credit Zionist work in Palestine. It Is
said that real Zionists would never
have appealed to Bundist paper.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11
Random Thoughts

with Houdini in front of hall at the
conclusion of spiritualist conven.
ton.
The last letter / ever received from
him was couple of months ago when
ne inquired if l would recommend a
competent Hebrew scholar who would
translate some Hebrew phrases he re-
quired in connection with a brochure
he was preparing to prove that the
Witch of Ender was a charlatan.
Whether he finished his essay or not
do not know. He was a strange
man, a very likeable man, and Conan
Doyle says that Houdini was one of
the cleanest-living men he ever knew.
Self-made. He was always eager to
learn. He had one of the finest pri-
vate dramatic libraries in the world
and one of the most complete libraries
on psychical subjects. He was an in
teresting man. We shall miss him.
New Style Country Club
When | announce that a country
club is going in for university scholar
ships for its caddies there is scarcely
any need to say that it is a Jewish
Country Club. Some of its members
may feel, because it has few nom
Jewish members, it should not so be
designated. But in spirit and in con-
troll it is JEWISH. So let's not quib-
BILE over hairs. And at the risk of in
viting controversy l want to say
that in any other but a country club
controlled by Jewish membership,
scholarships for anyone, let alone cad
dies, would be unthinkable!
So it is with a certain sense of sat
isfaction that we read in the press of
the country that the Westmoreland
Country Club, of Pittsburgh, an
nounces through its president, Chester
H. Lehman, that it thinks of its cad
dies in terms of their future through
Education. Rather decent country
club with rather decent lot of men,
who have the heart and the under
standing 10 even THINK to do such
a thing. The Westchester- B Biltmore
Country Club, please copy.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11
Wet

Rather wet weather we are having
since the election. 1t seems to be just
as hard job to get men to stoT
drinking by pushing them away from
drink as it was to get that famous
horse to drink when he was pulled up
to the trough against his will.
When publisher sends me book
of poems and suggests that l might
find something of interest in it and
as / turn the first page or two and
read this in the introduction / con-
fess an interest:
1.-The philosophic suicide is the
rarest and sublimest gesture that !
know of. 1t is the final judgment of
Intelligence before Life and its Au-
:hor. It is d triumph over life and
triumph over death. Walter De
Casseres as a boy sat in the High
Tribunal of his intelligence and tried
the Author of his being. He found
him guilty. AS it was not in his
power to sentence or exterminate
Life, he removed himself, leaving to
those whU liked to continue to dance
the DEVILS Tarantelle played by the
blind and deaf Beethoven of the
Stars"
DeCasseres
So young Walter DeCasseres, the
1s-year-old philosopher, living in
Philadelphia, threw himself into the
Delaware River on February night
some 20 years ago. His brother Ben
jamin carefully collected all of Wal
ter's poems done between the ages of
16 and 1S and after 20 years has pub
lished them under the title of "The
Sublime Boy" This book issued by
the Seven Arts Publishing Company
is most attractively bound and Jack
eted.
Benjamin says: II rescued them
from among old school copybooks and
some later note books. The poems
were scribbled-sometime in ink,
sometimes in pencil-very carelessly
on the first pieces of paper that came
to hand-sugar bags, the back of
bills and torn bits of white paper. :.
l resolved many times never to have
his fragile creations published, but
to let them die with me. But | have
show them to so many discriminating
lovers of poetry who have said such