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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-03
u. S. FACES SHORTAGE
OF GOOD WATERS

NEW YORK, Jan. 2-Tbe time
has arrived for the American restaurant
feur to realize that immigration re-
strictions are seriously affecting the
supply Of good walters, Joseph Bur-
ger, president Of the United Restau-
rant Owners Association, said at a
testimonial dinner in his honor at the
Hotel Biltmore.
THE tide of immigration to this
country has been turned back" be
said. "We have erected barriers at
our gates that year by year are lessen
ing the influx of foreign populations
from which we have recruited our help.
We cannot afford 10 encourage a float
ing body Of worke. or Indifferent ser
vice in the restaurant industry. No
business is SO intimately dependent
upon service as ours is. None is so
quickly made or unmade by the human
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-03
SAVINGS ACCOUNTS
GROW IN SWEDEN

STOCKHOLM, Jan. 2.-The we'll
nigh Scotch frugslity of the Swedish
people is attested by the fact that de-
posits in their savings banks now reach
the total of s64s, 600, 600, or approx
metely sos for every man, woman and
child in the country figure as high
az any in Europe.
The first Swedish savings bank was
opened in Gothenburg in 1920, or a
little over a hunred years ago, and
the following year another was started
in Stockholm. For the training Of
children, savings institutions are now
operated in the public schools.
1t 10 in attracting and holding the
deposits of small capitalists that the
savings banks have been most success
full. the average length of their de-
posits being over four and a half years,
while in other banks it is only little
over one year.
The expense Of savings bank man
agement averages AS per cent, while
in the others it is 1.04. In the Pos
tai Savings Bank, operated by the gov
eminent, the deposits now amount to
$42, $50 72, or an increase Of s., $685.
GIL during the current year. Each one
of the country's 5000 postoffices is
q savings bank.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-03
BRITISH DISCOVER
SUPPLY OF ICHTHYOL

LONDON, Jan. 2.-What is de-
scribed as an entirely new British in
dustry has sprung into being as the
result of a discovery two years ago
10 Norfolk, about four miles from
Kings Lynn.
This is concerned with the manu-
facture Of ichthyol--until quite recent
ly a German monopoly brownish
viscid paste, used extensively in GER
tain skin diseases and for gynaecolog-
icsl purposes.
II is prepared from a deposit rich in
fossil remains Of fishes Of the MesO-
zolie age, and such deposit was found
in Norfolk. The only similar deposit
known for forty years previously was
one in the Austrian Tyrol, the prop
erty Of German chemists.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-03
FAMILY FIGHTS LOVE
AFFAIR Of OLD MAN

CHICAGO, Jan. 2.-Charging that
their 70-year-old father, a cripple, is
held prisoner in the home of Mrs. Lena
Hammacher, 80, Mrs. Jennie De Ora
zio and Mrs. Anna Miller, sisters, sued
out a writ of habeas corpus in the Su-
perior Court.
The petition alleges that Herman
Steinmeyer. the father, is helpless in
The clutches of Mrs. Hammaeher.
1t alleges further, that some months
neo Mrs. Hammacher summoned a
minister 10 her home and that she
and Mr.. Steinmeyer were married, al
though the petition constantly refers
Co her as Mrs. Hammacher.
All Of which. the petition concludes,
K part of deep-laid plot 10 obtain
Mr.. Steinmeyers $4,000 estate.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-03
MEN PLAN
BANQUET TO HEN

BELLINGHAM, Cal, Jan. O.
Whatcom county poultry men win eel
citrate the winning of the worlds egg
laying record by a pen Of local hens
owned by 3. G. Young and Company,
with a big banquet at Meridian high
school at Laurel Friday evening.
A. d. Foster, president Of the What
com county branch Of the Washington
COOPERATIVE Egg and Poultry Asso-
citation, will preside as POSTMASTER.
Leading poultry men of this section
and Of the state will make talks. A
delegation Of 30 members of the Bel
bingham chamber of commerce will at
tend.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-03
WE'D AS ELEFAND GETS
DIVORCE. AS ELEPHANT

LONDON, Jan. 2.-Mrs. Kate Ele-
plant, granted a decree in the divorce
court, told Justice Batcson she did
not like the name of Elephant, and so
she asked her husband, as favor, to
be married in the name of Elefand, to
which he agreed.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-03
WHIP FOR PARENTS
OF THIEVES URGED

LONDON, Jan. Pit seems 10
me that the parents. not the boy,
ought 20 have been birched for fail
ing TO exercise better control" So
suid the chsirman of Grimsby maGs-
trztes when ii was stated that one Of
three boys, charged with stealing the
contents of missionary box. had
been birched twice. The bench, N
sfans of ordering the boy a further
whipping, fined the parents 20 shil-
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-03
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
She Was Very
Nervous
For II Years

For IL years Leila Cook was nervous
due to indigestion and gas on the stom-
ach. Adlerlka did her more good than
anything she ever tried.
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The Indianapolis times., 1926-10-01
SCORES USE OF
COOLIDGE NAME
BY SEN. BUTLER
High Time He Stresses His
Own Qualifications
Moses Says.
Times WdShin0ton Bureau,
1922 Nelr YORK A EfnMa


WASHINGTON, Oct. lit is
time Senator William M. Butler,
chairman of the Republican national
committee, now seeking reelection
in Massachusetts, began running "in
his own name," instead of President
Coolidge's name, according to Sena-
tor Moses of New Hampshire.
Senator Moses opinion was formed
after studying the Massachusetts,
campaign and his views were dis
closed at the White House, following
a conference with President Cool
idge.
Surprises Reporters
Asked what he thought of the
Massachusetts campaign, Moses de-
clared "Butler's chances are much
better Then he surprised report
ers by adding:
at is high time that the Massa-
chusetts powers stress Buffers quail
ification. He should run in his own
name. Buffers friends should in.
dulge In little self-assertion."
Best Qualified
Senator Moses said Butler, whom
| he referred to as Bill" is one of
THE "best qualified Of the group of
freshmen Senators now in the Sen
ate" \
Butler is opposed by former Sen.
ator David 1. Walsh, regarded as
one of the best vote-getters Massa-
chusetts has ever produced. To over
come Walsh's popularity, Republic
an politicians have been making
President Coolidge the issue.
The Indianapolis times., 1926-10-01
LAUGH AT DUCE

PARIS-Mussolini's attempt to
force a national dress on Italian
women has given Paris dressmakers
a good laugh. Poiret declares that
Mussolini's designs show a greater
regard for Roman history than for
modern conditions. He asked a re-
porter to try to imagine a woman,
earbed In the draperies of ancient
Rome, getting into a subway.
The Indianapolis times., 1926-10-01

others who have been called the dis
coverers of America were many
hundreds of years behind the Asiatics
in reaching these shores. according
to DIR. Alex Hrdlicka of the Smiths
oman Institution. He, an ethnolo-
gist, has completed an archaeological
survey of Alaska which, he says,
The Indianapolis times., 1926-10-01
TOURISTS AID FRANCE
Americans Money May Lead to Stab
iIiZation of Franc.

NEW YORK, Oct 1.-The enor-
nous tourist flux to Paris and other
parts Of France may prove to be one
Of the major contributions to the
stabilization of the Franc.
There never were more tourists in
France than this summer in spite of
prices which necessarily have been
high. This great tourist movement
has been main contributing factor
to favorable balance Of trade for
France.
The Indianapolis times., 1926-10-01

proves conclusively that this conti-
nent was first entered from the east
Many relics believed to be of Orien-
tai origin were found. His conclu-
sions, which shortly are to be an
nounced, are expected to throw light
on the racial relations between the
Eskimo and the American Indian.
The Indianapolis times., 1926-10-01
ASIATIC DISCOVERIES
Scientist Says They were Here Long
Before Columbus.

CAMBRIDGE, Mass, Oct. 1.-Co-
lumbus, Lief the Lucky, and any
Imperial Valley press., 1926-07-26
An AMERICAN JATERT

One OF the most curious cases in American GRIM
inology developed in Asbury Park, N. j., when re-
speced physician SO years DID, who has lived in that
city for 20 years arrested by 81 year old sher
iff from Binghamton, N. Y, charge of horse steal
ing and jail breaking in Binghamton in 1881.
The defendant flaty denies the charge, insisting
that it is a of mistaken Identity and scores of
friends uphold him. The deputy stoutly maintains
that he could not be mistaken. He remembers the ac-
cused perfectly he says all these years. and has
given UP hope of making him pay the penalty for that
old offense, forgotten by everyone else.
The age of these two men alone would make the
memorable. 1t becomes far so because of
the fact that American representative of the law
has been trailing his garry all that time.
News reporters must have stopped reading Victor
Hugo. Otherwise it is hardly possible that this story
could have been told without mentioning the strangely
parallel in lie Miserabes, of the prisoner Jean
Vatican and the detective Javert who pursued him re-
lentlessly from locality and disguise to another
throughout his whole life.
1t is something to find in this easy-gong land
a Javert imbued with desire avenge society upon
a malefactor that he follows the for half CEN
tury. Usually over here, crime is forgotten by
everybody but the victim in three months. 1t would
be fine thing for the criminal situation if we had
few dozen more Bingnamton Javerts
Imperial Valley press., 1926-07-26
Bedtime Stories
By HOWARD &. 0ARIS
Copyright, 1926. by Mcclure
Newspaper Sy.l!icste
UNCLE WIGGILY's DRUM

Jackie Bow Wow had a drum
Yes, the little puppy dog boy had 4
drum all right. but he had no drum
sticks for it, and the best Jackie
could do was to pound on the drum
with his paws.
But that 'docsn t make half
enough noise barked Jackie as
he paraded up and down the yard
with his brother Peetie marching
behind him him. why didu I YOU
get me some drum sticks, Daddy
when you got me the drum - the
little puppy asked his father.
Oh, just because, answered the
dog gentleman with Il funny smile
and that is all he would say. 81
Jackie had to go about beating his
drum his soft paw instead Of with d
regular stick which would have
made lot Of racket.
But between you and me and
the lamp post, said Mr. Bow Wow
to his wife little later that day,
The reason | didn I get Jackie
any drum sticks for his drum. is
because | didn' want him banging
it too hard, and making your head
ache.
"Quitc right and thank you, =
said Mrs. Bow Wow.
[ got drum sticks when | bought
the drum, Of COURSE went on the
dog gentleman, but | have hidden
them AWAY where Iarkic rHu 7 find
them. SO he will have to 90 rub-a-
dub-dub with his paws, and the
drum will not be 50 noisy
"Quitc 50 and very clever / call
it, said Mrs. Bow Wow.
But Jackie didn t think it was
clever. He wished, over and over
again, that he had sticks for his
drum - proper sticks that would
make rattlmg, banging sound like
soldiers on parade.
"Oh, dear, wish l had some
Imperial Valley press., 1926-07-26
ALLEN IS AGAIN
CANDIDATE FOR
ADMINISTRATOR

Geo. W. Allen the old reliable cit
izen and pioneer Of Imperial Valley
is out for election at the primaries.
His past official work is splendid
record of u public trust. No Off
cial has Il cleaner or more effective
record than Geo. w. Allen. Native
and nonresident all fare with equal
justice and Judging from the many
letters of gratitude received from
foreign lands when relatives have
Lad to deal with Geo. W. Allen as
administrator of their dead rela-
tives estates, is surely a great en-
dorsement of his efficiency for the
office.
His many friends who are legion
earnestly desire his reelection not
only as Il reward for his excellent
services as public administrator, but
for the good of Imperial Valley and
the office of public administrator.
ADV.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-07-26
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
july 26. 1911

The California Fruit exchange
has received reports on the first
carload shipment of f/graPcs from
the Coachella Valley to the Chi
cago market. This ear brought
$4,000. Some of the prices for clus,
tcrs were phcnomcnous. One
brought $40. Buch packs brought
from $500 to $3.50 and plain packs
from 500 to $3.50,
DR.. f. W. Peterson has two peach
trees on his residence property on
State street. just west of Sixth
street that are set full of fruit this
season. They are the first peaches
To mature on trees grown on the
FL Centre townSitc.
|. :. Sadc left RI Centre on Fri
day evening for San Diego, wither
his wife preceded him several weeks
ago.
Carl Williams. who has been one
of tn staff at Dunawav for the
past few months, left FL Centre this
Imperial Valley press., 1926-07-26
VAR WO4NUMENTS

William Boitho, writing from France to the New
York World, tells of phase of the post-bellum per-
iod that has not had much notice-the monuments
1t appears to him that the leading activity OF Europe
today is erecting such monuments Everywhere there
national and local memorials making sort OF
"cult of the dead
The memorials are of many kinds, showing many
viewpoints. Some embems of victory, some of re-
venge. Some lamentations for the dead, in marble
or bronze. Some mere realistic pictures of this
aspect or that of the great war Many have no visible
connection at all with war, except their inscriptions.
being parks, colonadeS, etc, serving useful pur
pose for the living.
With nearly all of these the writer expresses seri
Gus dissatisfaction They mean little or nothing to
him. They give no adequate suggestion of what the
has meant to those fighting it and surviving it.
So he proposes striking substitute for the whole mess
of memorial rubbish:
"To sum up all the grandeur and misery of
humanitys greatest and only enterprise in COM
mon, how much better and cheaper it would be
to hollow out of the earths crust in the center
of London City's busiest traffic, wide crcum-
ference by high explosive, a crater such
made under Vmy Hill, looking into which our
grandchildren could realize at peep what hap
pened to US.
"The eagle and the angel and the sword
only make vulgar refuses. The stone cannon
startles us with ugly lack Of meaning. But
mne-crater. deep and silent, would be the ideal
trophy of our And if in the bottom of it,
among the shattered rocks, they would strew
fragments of the innumerable stone population
of all the victories and cenotaphs, and laurel
wreaths and angels wings, and eagles, trium-
phant and strangled, and clenched granite fists,
with pieces of the tablets of the of the
heroes and all their native cities, it would not
only add to the realism and the effect, but it
would have artistically simple moral in
which the allegory would find its satisfaction"
Every city, he thinks, should have such crater,
every village its central square around vast, round
shelhole. From the bottom, lingo statesman could
deliver their emotional appeals
Why call this crazy proposal? Let some cour-
ageous community try it, in Europe or America, and
see how mankind responds to it. What conventional
substitute continue bringing home to the minds of
the living the horror and devastation of that as
it was, and steel their minds against repetition of
the catastrophe?
Imperial Valley press., 1926-07-26

green, grassy bank holding the cat
tail drum sticks in his paws.
II wish | had a drum here to
try these ON before take them to
Jackie" thought the rabbit gentle
man. Then. looking toward Il bush
near by, he saw, sticking out what
looked like the head of drum.
"Ha, just the thing exclaimed
the rabbit uncle. III try the
sticks here on this drum" SO he
drummed-' dub, dub. rub-a-dub-
dub.' until. all OF a sudden, out
from nder the bushes jumped the
Bob Cat bowling:
''What are you banging me on
the head for? Why are YOU pound
ing me?" What ; the idea | didn t
do anything to YOU.
Uncle WiggiIv was greatly sur
prised but he was clever and said:
NO. YOU hadu I done anything
to me vet, but you were going TO-.
That's why | drummed on you and
III drum on YOU again if you don t
run away.
'Oh, in that case II run away
snarlcd the Bob Cat, and he did.
"Ha! Ha.' laughed the bunny
gentleman when the bad chap was
far away. II thought his white
head was the head of drum, but
it WASH t. Stjll, IN glad | rub,a-
dubbed him. guess these eat tails
sticks will be good for Jackic.'
The little doggie boy was much
pleased with his queer drum sticks
and, really they made little more
noise than his paws, so his mother
didn t have headache and all was
well.
So if the ice cream spoon docsn I
get the shivcrs when it goes swim
ming in the hot water, II tell you
next about Uncle Wiggiiy helping
Mr., Cheer Up.