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New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

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New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

What ails the textile industry might he learned from the eruditc observation made by Senator Nor ris Of Nebraska, who said femi- ninity nowadays wears fewer clothes in the daytime than our grand mothers wore at night. But then, Norris might have thought he was telling about the blight of the farmrrs' and naturally eXagger- ated.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

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These Warm Days. EolkSi

These Warm Days. Folks. Short tempers now, and can the
 reason Be the prevailing short-cake sea-
 son? If so, let's dine on Fun cake Folks, Topped off with the whipped
 cream of iokesI
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17
TRY FILING A AI

Gushing Mama: Yes, &angeline has q delightful voice, but somehow the piano doesn't seem to quite blend with it.
 Music Lovers: M'yes. How about trying it with the blgpipes?-Pass- ing Show.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17
la-TR-ta-Nat

Newlywed: Do you think the baby looks like me-" Mrs. Bronson (icily): No, but you are like the baby!"
 -John Flanagan.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

The A1iddletown taNicob driver who was killed at railroad cross ing was passing or trying to pass - over branch line railroad tracks that are not used, Those are the worst kind. as few autoists eyer expect 10 meet trains at suck crossings.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17
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New Britain herald., 1926-06-17
IN kLASS AT kRAZY kOLLEGE
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Teacher:
 MT. Eclipse. before you pass out will you do something with disper- sion?" Total Eclipse: q don't mind men with minor
 faults, I'll stand the lesser shocks, But keep one guy away from me Dispersion wears red socks!"
 -Silas F. Seadler.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

Irate Motorist Gin hurry when stopped by traffic officer); Well, what is it? Are you going 10 give mo a ticket or sell me one?"
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17
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New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

A he-man is one who growls de- fiantly before doing as his wife
 suggests.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17
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HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Issued Daily Sunday E1ceptsd) Al Herald Blds- s7 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

There's always something. Tho better your brakes, the greater the danger 10 your rear lenders.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

Matrimony is a good thing. A man who is raising a family isn't raising what Dante saw.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

You haven't really arrived until all who "knew you when" approach with notes to sign.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17
Laugh THAT Off'

Diner: 'Where's my cocoa?"
 Waitress: I've waited on a good many absent-minded men, but you're the first one that's lost his head!'
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

The Herald Is on cafe daily in New York st Hotahng's Newsstand. Times Square; schultze Newsstands. Entrance Grand Central t2nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17
LITTLE NIGHTMARES WE ALL
 GO THROUGH (isking HER Father for Her Hand)

f'N N'' ''' 't' Harold-Sir, l have come to ask you a very important question something that means much to me and my future happiness.
 Her Father-If you are talking about those cigars that are missing from my box every morning I'll listen with pleasure. Go on!
 old-It-cr-isn't about the cigars. sir. It's about Phyllis-she and I have decided to enter the bonds of
 Her Father-The bonds of what! Harold-The -e - bonds and stocks business-that is-cr-I've promised 10 be her hus-
 Her Father-Whatu
 Harold-Her hustling partner in the brokerage business. NO! I didn't mean that, I mean 10 say that I've come here to ask for your daugh- ter's hand-(sudden horrible weak nessl daughters hand-hand -handkerchief
 Her Fathcr-Her HANDKER- CHIEF?
 Harold-Tes. shes downstairs and needs il. She has a bad cold, sir. Her F'ather-Well. I don't know where hers are. but here's one of mine, and by the way, while you're here
 Harold-Yes sir.
 Her I'ather-I want to talk with
  with my daughter. She told me all about it yesterday. Now what l want to know is: are you going 10 live with your folks, or are you go- ing 10 stay here with me?
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

Boredom seldom causes a divorce unless boredom caused the mar riage.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

The height of absurdity in a wrathful man is about five feet, two.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

Alta boy!" may stiffen a back bone, but sympathy makes 1t jelly,
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

Man always seems happiest while beholding himself in a mirror after the barber has done his stuff.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

Reputation is what enables i'm portant people 10 get away with ten cent-storc jeWclry.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

Alas! Nobody now existing is as important as a drummer once seem ed to a small boy.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17
Harold-Yes. sir.
Strictly

 Guest: Has this room q private bath 9" Country Hotel Clerk: "Ye can make it as private as ye want by shuttin' the door after ye get in!" Emily Stephens,
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17
ctsandFancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

And if you have sentiments of the other kind, you can say it with dandelions.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

The hard job for the born leaders isn't overcoming opposition, but overcoming inertia.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

Getting across the Elm street crossing without being run down by switching engine is one Of the mean tricks that all autoists in this city sooner or later must learn.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

Yet dear. l am against the plan, Despite the extra hour. I'm with the farmers 10 a man; I think the scheme is sour! And if I had my way while I'd bring the darkness sooner, For daylight seems to cramp your
 style: In darkness you're SOME Spooner!
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

It must be nice to feel that noth- ing on earth needs improving ex- cept the other fellow.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

Entered at ths Post Orrice al New Britain &a Second Clsas Aan Matter.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

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New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

The people who object 10 danco halls usually rarely dance.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

Like a married man. the Smith school settled down,
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

The French cabinet fell again, but if will have 10 fall a long way to keep company with the franc.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-17

And I suppose I ought 10 be Delighted with the measure Since one more hour it gives to mo That l can spend in pleasure; Nor any pleasure can l find, Dear Lover, so disarming. That ever equals. to my mind, One hour with you Prince Charm
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New Britain herald., 1926-06-17
ADDING. FUEL TO THE FLAMES My Opinion on Prevailing
 Discussion
 G,trnv

There's been lot of argument About this daylight saving;
 By some folks lots of time is spent In senseless, useless raying. The farmers say the scheme is bad, The cities say it's dandy, And so both of them get so mad That bitter words they bandy.
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04
EAST MAYNARD

Uncle Marion Meek has pneumonia
at G. w. Cartwright's, but is convalesc-
ing.
A. X. Mosley and Homer Parrish
dinnered with ]. l.. Talbot and fam
lily Monday.
Lewis Butler and wife are the proud
parents Of new boy. Lewis says he
can squall
e. b. Langley and son. Rochel, have
been here few days trying to rent a
farm for 1926 st. Louis seems to be
not to their liking.
Many a smiling face hides an aching
heart.
j. 4. Springer and family arrived
at j. l.. Talbott's on Saturday and
visited until Monday
Jess Burrow and family of Poca-
hontas and o. r. Mosley and wife took
dinner with Mr.. and Mrs Homer Par
lsh Sunday
Gethia Coffman and family were
guests OF MT ana MIS-. w. Il. Johnson
last Sunday.
Wonder how many will try to keep
the ground hog in his den on the 18th
inst? The busy bee win fly around ;
bugs will come right out of the ground.
Old Brim, out of his winter den; April
showers succeed March frosts, then
Most any person will tell the truth,
IL it is dangerous not to.
A short time since some one OBJ
jected by letter in the Star Herald to
remodeling and repairing our public
highways; but he must have been bur
led so deep in the deluge Of letters
that followed that he either died or
ran away as we have heard nothing
more from him.
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04
PETIT

Several were absent from school
this week on account of bad weather.
Miss Mary Geiser visited the WylIie
,irls at Pocahontas Saturday night.
Miss Rosie Broadway was shopping
in Pocahontas Saturday.
Joe and Tony Theile attended church
at Pocahontas Sunday morning.
Sonnie and Johnnie Geiser visited
Herman and Eugene Walker Sunday
George Broadway has returned from
a weeks visit at Maynard.
Miss Rosie Broadway spent Sunday
with Mary Geiser.
Miss Pearl Brown was a guest OF
Lorine broadway Saturday night.
Tipsy Johnson is improving from q
light attack of pneumonia
Laura Mclaughlin visited Ella Cool
Sunday.
Uncle James Williams has purchas
ed new horse. Guess he intends tC
farm this year.
School is progressing nicely witt
Miss Pearl Knots as teacher.
Come on Shannon, with some more
good news. We would like to heai
from you again.
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04
LILLY STORE

Mrs. John Lilly has been on the sick
list for the last few days.
Quite crowd gathered and char
avaried Mr.. and Mrs. Melvin Canada
last Monday night.
John Baxter and family spent from
Saturday until Monday visiting at Sue
cess.
Eva Langel visited Pansy Bell Clark
on last Sunday.
Armol Clark spent one night last
week with Elmer Hawkins.
Bill Lilly died last Thursday and
was buried at Palatka Friday.
Bill LunsfOrd and Arlie Watson of
White visited friends here Sunday and
Sunday night.
Homer and Elmer Hawkins spent
Wednesday night at the home of f. NJ.
Clark.
Fred Langel spent a while Sunday
visiting ]. W. Clark.
Mrs. Pearl Tisdel visited Mrs. Pearl
Lilly part Of last week.
School is progressing nicely and
several new scholars are coming in
Wilma Lilly has been on the sick
list the last week.
Arab Clark took Sunday dinner at
the home Of Mr. and Mrs. Erwin Clark.
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04
GOOD ATTENDANCE AT
EXTENSION SCHOOLS
CONTINUED from first page) }

The farmers friend, The Banker,
held down his place ON the program
and gave us some most valuable sug-
gestions on the value of the banker
to the farmers and the value of the
farmers to the banker. The two must
work together and solve their prob
lens in a way to make most money
for the farmer and his county. Mr..
Choate is wide-awake man and he is
booster for his county.
Pre- program outlined above, which
was given at Maynard, was repeated at
POcahOntas with n large attendance.
Both meetings were attended by large
crowds and everyone seemed to appre-
ciate what was said and to get some
helpful ideas. These are the kind of
meetings we like TO see, but there is
one thing we wish to stress. That is.
there were not enough women at the
meetings. Bring the wife the next
time and let her get some new ideas
and have something. to think about
when she goes back home.
Mr. Brown and Mr.. Wells gave some
very interesting thoughts and the
spoEsors of the schools were very high
~ dpprecldIiNe OF lnelr cO-OperdtlOi
aAd efforts in making these good meet
ings. They also expressed their graft
tude to Martin & Fisher and the Ran
dolph County Abstract Co. for their
cooperation in the advertising Of the
meetings.
If our farmers would try TO put into
operation some Of the suggestions made
during these schools probably all would
have more dollars in their pockets this
fall. iE
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04
SUPPLY

Miss Hasel Tharp spent Sunday and
Sunday night with Miss Gladys Dis
mang.
Misses Josie and Eula Ingram spent
Sunday afternoon with Mr.. and Mrs.
Troy Cochran.
Misses Marie McCord and Clara
Tharp spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Ainley.
win Ainley of Doniphan spent the
last Of the week with Mr.. and Mrs.
NJ. X. Dismang.
Frank Taylor and two sons visited
at this place Sunday. We were very
glad to have them with us.
Lowell Dismang, who has been very
i'll, is reported lot better.
The Sunday guests Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Ainley were: Miss Marie Me
Cord, Lowell Dismang, Miss Clara
Tharp, Bert Dismang, Ralph McCord
and Miss Lille REEVES. They report
an uproarious time.
Lowell Dismang is talking Of going
to Doniphan to go into the mercantile
business.
Moore school will he out this week.
We want to thank our teacher and
hope he will be with us again.
Bro. Calvin McCord filled his ap-
polntment at Stokes Sunday.
Uncle Jimmy Harrison of this place
Is reported to he no better.
HALEY Ennis and Ulas Moore made
a special trip to Richwoods Friday to
visit the school.
Miss Ula Ainley returned to her
school Sunday afternoon.
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04
DALTON

School Is progressing nicely at Dal
Ion with Mrs. Faye Dean teacher
Miss Rosie Adams was week end
xuest at the home Of Miss Oderine
Selby.
Several from this community attend
ed a musical Saturday night at the
home of Greely King. All reported a
nice time.
Mack Dalton and family and Claud
Dean and wife spent Sunday at the
home of A. N. Kirkpatrick.
The home. barn and two other build
ings OF Mr.. ana Mrs. Maborn Baker
were destroyed by fire last Thursday.
The origin of the fire is unknown. 1t
is supposed that it caught from the
fireplace.
The Misses Hettie aud Hattie King
wcre guests Of Miss virgie King Thurs
day night
Edward Brown and Leo white seem
ed TO find a great attraction Sunday
afternoon ut the home of w. M. Lors-
back Better watch your girls Mr..
Lorsbach.
The party was well attended at Mr..
rWOoicock's Thursday night. Every
body reported nice time.
Miss Trula Woodbridge visited Miss
Peari White Sunday and Sunday night.
We cordially invite our fathers,
nothers and patrons to visit our school
and let us show you some of our work.
Boost our school and we will boost
our community.
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04
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Energy and Vitality by Purifying and
EnFiching the Blood. When you feel its
strengthening. invieoratine effect. see how
it brings color to the cheeks and how
it improves the appetite. you viii then
appreciate its true tonic value.
Groves Tasteless chill Tonic is simply
Iron and Quinine suspended in syrup So
pleasant even children Like 1t. The blood
needs QUININE to Purify it and IRON to
Enrich it. Destroys Malarial germs and
Grip germs by its Strengthening. Invieor-
atine Effect 60c.
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04
ATTIcA SCHOOL

Our school is progressing nicely, en-
rollment GA.
Mr. Kerr, our county agent, came
to our school last Monday to organize
club work. 16 of our boys and girls
have Joined clubs We wish them sue
cess in their work and invite Mr.. Kerr
to come again.
Basket bali playing is the order OF
the day. The school boys played the
outside boys in a match game Friday.
Score. 1S to in favor of the school.
The musical entertainment at George
Poindcxter's was well attended Satur-
day night.
Miss Thelma Thomas was a caller
on Noyella Roberts Saturday night.
Misses Helen and Mona Crismon
visited over the week end with their
aunt Mrs. Geo. Poindexter
Freeman Johnson visited Van Ulmer
Sunday afternoon.
Miss Joyce Hurn was visiting over
the week end with Mr. and Mrs. Tive
Hurn.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. G. Winebaugh spent
Sunday afternoon with Sular Mcdaniel
and family.
WHY'S McKenney and Leslie john
son were visiting at Bill and Frank
Poindexter's Sunday afternoon.
Miss Audrey Winebaugh was shop
ping in POcahontas Saturday.
John Haulcroft and son, Clifton,
were callers at Dee Knotts' Sunday.
Miss Thelma Thomas spent Satur-
day with Miss Alta Gross.
Mrs. Maize johnson visited Mrs. Joe
Thomas one day last week.
Miss Birdie Tyler spent Saturday
night and Sunday with her sister, Mrs.
Stella Davidson.
Carl Upton and family Of Manila
were visiting relatives at this place
Sunday.
Mrs. Ida johnson visited her mother
one day last week.
George Hibbard and family visited
Ben Newton's Sunday
Robert Weatherford visited his sis
ter, Mrs. Ella Haulcroft, one day last
week.
Miss Ora Lee Gross visited home
folks over the week end.
Albert Tyler spent Saturday night
with Jake Phillips.
Joe Segraves and family visited I.
L. Broadway's Sunday.
Miss Dora Dean Nicks is absent from
school this week on the account of
sickness.
Bro. Allison filled his appointment
at this place Sunday.
Affie Montgomery visited at the home
of Richard Gross Sunday.
Mrs. Emily johnson spent Saturday
evening with Mrs. Nellie Hibbard.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. d. Miller were shop
ping in Pocahontas Saturday after
noon.
Mrs. Geo. Thomas is no better at this
writing.
Mrs. Jennie Gross visited Friday
afternoon with Mrs. Fannie Allison
Our pastor, Bro. Gibson, Is visiting
his family in Hardy this week.
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04
REECE RIDGE

We occasionally have day now
that Is warm and sunshiny which re-
minds us that spring is near
Charlie Griggs and family left Fri
day for Warm Springs where they will
visit Mrs. Griggs parents, Uncle Henry
Creason and wife.
Frank Sides and family spent Sun
day at the home of Mrs. Sides parents,
w. III. Williams and family
Clarence Jones of Min0rca came
down Friday evening after his sister,
Miss Edna Jones, our advanced teach
er, who accompanied him home to visit
homefOlks over Sunday.
The infant of George Jones and wife
has been real sick the past few days.
Raymond Finney and wife made a
, trip to Maynard last Thursday where
Mrs. Finney went to visit her grand
father, Mr.. Meeks, who is seriously i'll
at present.
f. +. Dalton made a business trip
TO Middlebrook last Friday.
We are very sorry to hear of the
death of X. ID. Shaver of Ingram. For
many years he has been leading light
in the church work at Palestine Chris
tian church at that place and his place
will not easily be filled i'm this respect.
Miss Goldie Creason has been sick
for the past few days
John Griffin and mother have moved
over on the Abbott farm where he will
farm with Thad Poor next season.
Dewey Day sold his Ford to Ray
mond Finney one day last week
A number of our boys learned a new
use for brOoms one night last week.
However, as to this new use we will
leave it to the boys to explain. Any
way the boys say they hardly think
this will cause any shortage In the
present supply ON hand.
ii. l.. Richardson sold his walnut
timber to IA lumber dealer last week.
who has a demand for the stump as
well as the body.
J. T. johnson of Maynard was down
TO his farm here after n load of corn
one day last week.
Jess Bland and Lester Williams saw
ed and hauled lot of wood for the
school last week.
There was n birthday supper at the
home Of A. l.. Davis Monday night, the
occasion being the birthday of two
members of the family.
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04
The OulnIns That Does Not Affect m. Head

Because Of Its tonic and laxative effect L.AXA-
TIVE BROM0 QUlNINE Qahlets) can be taken
By anyone without causing nervous ness or ringing
IN the head E.M. GROVES sianatare on box. SOC
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04

Get some remedies for coughs and
colds for your medicine chest at John
ston's.
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04
[ ozy Theatro
WEEKLY PROGRAM

Thursday, Feb. 4.-"PRICE OF PLEASURE" a
7ree feature in which Cinderella is highhatted by the
Princes family Admission 10 and 20 cents.
Friday Feb 5-A 2-reel comedy MARRIED
NEIGHBORS" 2-ree western, "THE RAID" Chap
ter four of the serial "PERILS OF THE WILD" Ad-
mission 10 and 20 cents.
Saturday, Feb 6, 1870 p. ma 2-reel comedy,
MARRIED NEIGHBORS." A 2-reel western, THE
RAID" Also chapter four of the serial "PERILS OF
THE WILD" Admission 10 and 20 cents.
Saturday Feb. g. 7:9O p m.-"THE CIRCUS CY-
CLONE. 5-reel pleasant mixture of western and cir
Gus stuff with Art Accord proving he ride Also
l-reel comedy, WESTWARD, HO" Admission 10 and
20 CENTS
Monday, Feb. S.-An 8-ree feature, SLAVE OF
FASHION, silly but beautifully mounted story with
the lovely Norma Shearer and the charming Lew. Ad-
mission 10 and 20 cents
Tuesday and Wednesday, Feb. and 10-Be sure to
see Tom Mix in '"THE BEST BAD MAN" It's the sort
of meodrama that delights the children. Admission 10
Pocahontas star herald., 1926-02-04

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Evening star., 1926-11-26
Mems $1.25
Underwear, 80c

Fleece lined Underwear, < g +
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match. In regular sizes. Perfect
quality.
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Charge Accounts Invited.
Evening star., 1926-11-26
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All silk quality, in the nat
ural tan color.
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Evening star., 1926-11-26

Toy Aluminium Cooking
Sets, four useful cooking
utensils. Sold regularly
at ACC set. Saturday 9:l5
to | pm. only, at 29c.
First FlO0r-Furniture Store
Across the Street.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-07-19
BOYCE WOULD Be
HEAD Of BUREAU
One of Problems for c. o.
P. Meeting Wednesday.

The effort of City Clerk William
A. Boyce Jr., to become head of the
First Voters bureau at Republican
State headquarters during the COM
ing campaign is one OF the knotty
problems G.. o. P. leaders will at
tempt to solve Wednesday at State
meeting at Turkey Run.
Senators James E. Watson and
Arthur r. Robinson and Representa-
tive Will r. Wood of the Tenth dis
trict are scheduled to outline ma.
tional policies and Governor Jack
son to expound his administrations
accomplishments.
Boyce. a leader in the Marion
County Voters League which op-
posed George V. Coffin. Republican
county chairman. in the primary,
contends he has the backing of a
number of chieftains of Marion
County, but says emphatically he
has not Collins Endorsement.