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THE HUMAN SIDE
OF LIFE
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Parrot Story de Luxe

A sailor brought home a parrot for
his old mother. 1T is clever bird, =
said he, "and never INDUCES in
swearing or obscene talk. 1t can do
very amusing tricks"
His mother, therefore, summoned
her friends to tea, and the parrot was
shown to them
What about these tricks?" asked
the mother.
WELL said the sailor, there is
the tight-rope trick
Accordingly, they stretched piece
of rope from one side of the room to
the other, and the parrot solemnly
walked across, balancing itself with
great ingenuity. The spectators
Laughed heartily at this ridiculous
sight, Whereupon the parrot on reach
ing the far end Of the rope, turned
upon them and said sharply:
"Yes! Very funny, | admit, but
damned difficult"
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05
Mustn't Miss n Meal

A young man applied to the man
ager of travelling show for employ
ment as a freak, saying he was En-
och, the Egg King.
What is your speciality" asked
the manager.
II eat three dozen hens eggs, two
dozen duck eggs and one dozen goose
eggs at a single sitting"
"Do you know that we give -four
shows day and six on Sundays ?"
"Oh, yes, | undegstand that"
"And do you think you can do
that -
II know | can"
SBut on holidays we usually give a
performance every hour
"In that case / must have one thing
understood before | sign contract.
You've got to give me time to eat my
regular meals"
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05
POOR SHOTS
LEI paso Heraldl

Premier Mussolini must bear
charmed life, the way they shoot at
him and bomb him without being
able to harm him. Or else the aim
Of the Italian assassins is lamentable.
Whatever the explanation, Italy IS
better off for having Mussolini live
and rule.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05
nhn,t par to BE Manly

Father-I'm ashamed to see you
crying because bee stung you. Act
like man.
Bobbie-Y-yes, and th-ehtn you
you'd girnm-nne li-lickin', like you
said y-you would i-if you ever he
heard m-me usin' that k-kind of
language.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

gress will let him have the money.
After that last Elizabeth, N. J. af-
fair, he can't imagine that the law
makers will be stingy, even IN a re-
gime of economy.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Federal appointees of Senator Cameron put up
their money and good fight and lost. 1t would
appear that many Of them are now in a precarious
position. Senator Cameron, their patron saint
was beaten He will be sho1n of his power. The
appointing power in Arizona will revert to the
republican national committeeman and the state
central committee Cameron and his personal
paEE ignored them entirely. 1t can hardly be
expected that the present Cameron appointees
viii receive any great amount of consideration
from the party they fought SO bitterly.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05
Minds Her Own Business

An old farmer was driving a mare
that interfered very badly. A pass
ing friend, observing the mares an
ties, cried out:
''Say, ST, that mare of yours inter-
feres pretty bad, don't she?"
ST paused, spat voluminously, and
shrilled, "Yeh, she interferes, all
right; but she don't interfere with
nobody but herself!"
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Halloween passed off quietly except for the
harmless, happy features enjoyed by some Looks
as though the "Boy Scout idea of preventive
depredations on property had taken a good hold
in Flagstaff. In any event our young felers are
to be congratulated on cutting out the old time
rough stuff
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

and Automobile show at the Arnory November
II, Is and 19. The exposition is sponsored by
the Chamber of Commerce and the merchants of
the city are making preparations for showing
that will attract visitors from all parts of the
country It is a splendid idea and one that should
go over big and gather momentum each year
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

The supreme court of the United States has
returned to the president the power to remove
officials appointed by him. The senate has been
trying to usurp that prerogatve of the president
along with other powers they can grab off.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

The Polish government has announced that
after this all moving pictures showing intensive
per cent Of the profits. What is this, another
blow at Hollywood?
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05
Pnt the Crepe Away

A downtown physician tells this
story:
I suppose, Mrs Jackson, you gave
the medicine according to directions"
said the doctor.
"Well, DOCTOR" she replied, Il did
my best, you said give Rastus one of
those pills three times a day until
gone, but | ran out of pills yesterday
and he isn't gone yet
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

It is now reported that France will reject the
debt settlement plan and offer to refer the whole
matter to the League of Nations. If they put
that over, how much money do you think Uncle
Sam will get?
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Charles E. Hughes has been appointed by the
president as Judge on the Hague arbitration
tribunal. As it now seems that Uncle Sam is not
going into the World Court it isn't bad idea to
have man Of Mr.. Hughes ability on the Hague
tribunal
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Now that France and Germany are getting to-
gether Great Britain and Italy are said to be con-
ferring about a possible alliance. Didn't some
body say that the League of Nations would end
all that sort Of thing?
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

According to prohibition officers enough de-
natured alcohol has been withdrawn to make
New York's Christmas liquor We hope Santa
Claus doesn't spill any of it.. 1t might set fire
to his whiskers.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

It is reported that since the election went off
so successfully last Tuesday, another similar af-
fair will be staged about two years from now on
a more extended scale.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Poincaire over in France has just turned 1000
job holders out of their political Offices Ev-
IDENTIFY he is not expecting to be candidate for
reelection.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

It might be good idea to publish list Of all
persons who registered but failed to vote with
the reason they neglected their civic duty.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Everytime the French and Germans seem
about ready to sign articles for friendly alliance
somebody spois it by opening an argument about
who started the war.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Eff Stillman predicts happy marriage for
her son., who is to marry Lena Wilson, former
servant girl. We hope the girl is happy anyhow.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

The Prussan government has cut it's proposed
settlement with the ex-Kaiser for the royal es-
tates to S3,375,0O0. Still that sum ought to keep
Wilhelm in saving for some little time.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Mr.. Fokker, the flying expert, now has plan
for the construction of flying offices. These
would come n handy if yor wanted to get to the
golf links or the baseball park in a hurry
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Now the experts say that the way to become
beautiful is to exercise your face Still we have
noticed that the most talkative women are not
always the most beautiful ones.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

All right for you, Queen Marie, if you didn't
want to come to Flagstaff. Hereafter we are
going to trade with Mussolini.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

That distinguished foreigner who said few
weeks ago that New York was the saddest town
he ever saw, should have waited until the world
series was over,
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Now the wire manufacturers of Europe are
forming big combination. The wire pullers have
already been together several times at Geneva.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

It is amazing how much ~ork some candidates
for office seem to have gotten done for the small
amount of money they reported.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05
Twanging the Lyfe

Autoist--l haven't paid a, cent for
repairs on my machine all the ten
months | have had it.
Friend-So the man who did the
repairs told me.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Maybe those European debtor nations feel that
we ought to be stung for being foolish enough
to lend them that much money.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

1t doesn't pay to live in the house by he side
Of the road, anymore, unless you can stand the
odor of burnt gasoline.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05
Raw

Athletics are interfering with study
says one of our college presidents.
The three Rs Of today seem to be
Rah! Rah! Rah!
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05
Ad Writers Note

Some day a magazine editor is GO
ing to achieve lasting fame by pub
fishing stories as interesting as the
advertisements.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Tc-avoid chartering special car a
manufacturer shipped 200 pounds OF
limberger cheese in a rough, oblong
box and checked it as a corpse. At
the first stop he went ahead to the
baggage car to see if everything was
all right.
"A relative?" asked the baggage
man.
"Yes," signed the manufacturer. !.
'sWell, you've got one consolation.
said the baggageman, He's dead all
right
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05
Nothing Like That

Judge: "Then the two women had
an epistolary dispute"
Witness: mo pistols at all about
it, sab. Dey jes' writ a lot o mean
things to one another.
\ Bill: ''How's your brother getting
along in the hospital?"
"Oh, don't think he'll be out soon. :
"Why?"
Il saw his nurse today"
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

an give you fifty dollars for it."
''Fifty dollars! Says I wouldn't
even crank it for that!'
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

If this election does not suit you, just rig up
one of your own
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05
Different Now

Bessye Beardon, president of the
Women's Democratic league, said in
New York address:
wide horizons open before the
modern girl. There's politics, there
are the professions, business-eyery-
thing. But the modern girl makes a
great mistake when she breaks with
the past altogether.
'.An elderly man said to a young
man in kindly voice:
You wish to marry my daughter.
Can you cook, sew, wash and iron,
sweep, darn, nurse children, shop
''The. young man gave puzzled
laugh.
".Why ask me if | can do those
things?' he said.
Because, said the elderly man,
my daughter can't. I"
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

When the boyish bob goes out of style we won
der if the girls will next adopt the convict clip
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05
Modern Methods

"Crimson Gulch used to be the
toughest town on the map"
ut is yet" answered Cactus Joe.
"But it seems quiet and prosper
ous."
"It's all Of them. The difference
is that when we hold up an innocent
stranger, we employ realtor instead
of road agent"
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05
Not There for Health

Everyone seems to be here for his
health" remarked the new arrival at
the summer resort.
Yes, everyone but the hotel pro-
prietor," replied the guest who had
been there three days"
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Remember the Boys of IT tomorrow 1t is
"Forget-Me-Not day."
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

This is told to us as a true story.
A man rushed into the Edwards
hardware store, and said, Hurry up
and sell me a rat trap, | want to
catch a train"
Whereupon Helen Parsons remark
ed, HYou can't catch a train with a
rat trap, mister"
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-05

Charles E. Hughes has been appointed by the
president as judge on the Hague arbitration
tribunal AS it now seems that Uncle Sam is not
going into the World Court it isn't bad idea to
have man Of Mr.. Hughes ability on the Hague
tribunal
According to prohibition officers enough de-
natured alcohol has been withdrawn to make
New York's Christmas liquor. We hope Santa
Claus doesn't spill any of it. 1t might set fire
to his whiskers.
Now that France and Germany are getting to-
gether Great Britain and Italy are said to be con-
ferring about a possible alliance. Didn't some
body say that the League of Nations would end
all that sort Of thing?
It is now reported that France will reject the
debt settlement plan and offer to refer the whole
matter to the League of Nations If they put
that over, how much money do you think Uncle
Sam will get?
The Polish government has announced that
after this all moving pictures showing Intensive
love making VIII have to pay tax OF twenty-five
per cent of the profits What is this, another
blow at Hollywood?
Everytime the French and Germans seem
about ready to sign articles for friendly alliance
somebody spoils it by opening an argument about
who started the war
Now the experts say that the way to become
beautiful is to exercise your face. Still we have
noticed that the most talkative women are not
always the most beautiful ones.
The Prussian government has cut it's proposed
settlement with the ex-Kaiser for the royal es-
tates to S3,375, 900. Still that sum ought to keep
Wilhelm in sawing-wood for some little time.
That distinguished foreigner who said a few
weeks ago that New York was the saddest town
he ever saw, should have waited until the world
series was over,
Mr.. Fokker the flying expert, now has plan
for the construction of flying offices. These
would come n handy if you'Wanted to get to the
/ golf links or the baseball park in hurry
/ Now the wire manufacturers of Europe are
/ forming big combination. The wire puers have
already been together several times at Geneva
Maybe those European debtor nations feel that
we ought to be stung for being foolish enough
/ to lend them that much money.
When the boyish bob goes out of style we won
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-19

Service Gar1ge storage ..... Tb.00
F. w. Schmidt. repairs hldgs. 24a ~
" w schmidt rerairs eotiin r470
t'mnire ms Co. storage rent . Inn
Emnire Tua Co offioa rent "a ~
Nrificial Zee Co Ice.4I ar5
John b. Wood deputyls salary 1900
Dorothy Ovfriic'd. clerks SALARY 2A.O0
Fsther Crate clefil'a salarv. - o0O0
John B. Wood depuy,H salary 5000
Dorothy Overneld clerks sal. $500
Esether CrniR. clerks salary 1000
John 3 Wood. deputv'b salary 1000
D0rfothv Overfield clerks sal $500
Esther Craig. clerks salary 9000
lIsSss Sss ss s'gs e5 'sD' lss ssss
sAs s'i iSasls' Tl@s. LIS ST. 49, $3.50 $50
CONTINUED % Next Pago)
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d--Business Places
Wanted to Rent

WE are specializing III renting houses and
flats. For quick service list your va
cancies with Us. Lin $500
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RECEIPTS
january
Receipt $3.50. delinant dog tax 5 900
: school revenue ;..."...' '- 1.Oss.s2
sionai twp. interest revenue. La
Louis L. Kiefer. docket fees. 800
Edw. L. Dietz. docket fees. 1l4.OO
February
Albert il. Losche. county clerk.
Int. on deposits in banis.... 354. 81
Frank l.. Glass, docket fees. 600
Receipts 6S40 to 6S44. inc. de-
linquent dog tax ....... 100
Omer Brewer. teachers pension IL .33
Maud Applegate, teachers pen. l1.Q3
Lolita Lockman. teachers pen. 1898
Edna G. Keiser. teacher s. pen. IL. 9a
Esquline Coons, teachers pen. 9.2H
Margaret Mcfarland. teachers
Helen Stone. teachers pension. S's55
Anna Fogsrty. teachers pension 11.04
Interest on deposits iS banks. s43. 70
Receipt 6S45, delinquent dog tax 500
!, ,drst, quarter ;...ese.. 80 10000
conrrd Keller. docket fees. iirsi 04o'OO
Isiaor wuifson. docket fees. 'oo'"O
Alvin Mosely docket fees. first V'
quarter ...~..;.... -. 1000
Interest on deposits n il banks 2se go
Harry larry Dunn, Co. auditor. dog ,.o
''A ''''''''''.-.-SMis,y;r.''''' 4l4'So
Interest on, deposit in IL banks 2eo.sg
Dog fund balance ........ 20
I IHterest on deposits in II banks 25e.1O
fees, second quarter S bO1 on
Edw. l.. Dietz j. p. docket
fees second quarter 474.OO
Conrad Keller j. p. docket NV
fees. second quarter .... $4,000
Harry Dunn. auditor June set 40 576. az
Interest on deposits in IL banks 242.T0
Harry Dunn, auditor. State rev 1856, S7
Harry Dunn. auditor. cong. twp.
interest, revenue G 17o
Standard Oil Co.. refund on blk 1000
D. w. vorhies, trus.' trans. tut. 2.so5 80
lndpls. School 3D.. trans tuition $3.50 %
Interest on deposits in II banks 312.75
Interest on deposits in ii banks 3Os.7a
wafer >, Glass. j. L. docket
ra fees third quarter ........ $4,000
Euw; L. Dietz, j. p. docket fees,
- lhlrq quarter ........ 53l 90
Conrad Keller. j. p docket fees
1s,1 third w GTsrter =. ..;.;.: $4,000
fee fees A, third quarter 1890
third quarter S..;......., 400
ESssss on db ssi: G0 il r SaaEa
November
nIi nI on deposits in IL banks 2S1.51
RenIy r, Burton teachers pen. 0.2h
Anna Fogarty, teachers pension ii al
Nina b. Spear teachers pension "a
Helen Nllion. teachers pension ii "a
Qmer Brewer teachers pension ii AZ
Lotta Lockmen teachers pen 10S3
Rachel Chambers teachers pen z7S
Esuline Coons teachers per p2S
Eva Heller, teachers pension l13b
Margaret Mcfarland. teach. pen. 9s5
i'eien stone teachers pension 1889
--December-
interest on deposits in / i banks 25p "a
~ ~ u, JYnASon teachers pen. 1.93
- 0innsS; d. docket fees. 10000
C Idm, A. , Dietz' J, = docket ices $4,000
I Ss;darau hy5kler. ); +; docket fee $4,000
AIv;n N ~ u1,isoni j docket fee 1000
United States Fidelity 4 Guar '''Oo
anty Co.. claim for coal used
:, by Conder & Culbertson 400 IN
Harry Dunn, auditor Dec aet ar a9o ~
interest on deposits in II banks 2bs 30
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a-Light Housekeepine
l,-Board and Rooms

ALABAM4, NJ. 1916; large front room !:
private family: meals. Ran. 3l69.
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20 Real Estate Wanted

WE have several buyers for small places
( south under So 500 Lincoln 3734. Eve
nings Webster 4449. ETTINGER &
SCHROEDER co.
be priced right overload. 2O4
Transport alton Bldg Lin 1850 DIR 3250
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WANT A GOOD ROOM NEARER TOWN?-ITS LISTED TODAY
Legal Notices
CENTER TOWNSHIP. MARION
COUNTY. INDIANA
RECEIPTS

Following is fun report of the fnan-
cial transactions of the trustee of Center
Township, Marion County. Indiana, for the
year 1925:
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r2 Help Wanted-Male

MEN to learn barber trade TRICKY
BARBER COLLEGE. $40 r. Washing
ton ST.. Indianapois. Ind. Circle O767.
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supplies ..........,..-... 1O2..
John b. Wood. deputys salary. 50.(
Dorothy Overfield. clerks salary 2S.(
Esther Craig clerks salary ~ 20(
INDIANA Bell Tel Co. tele rem. I5.t
Mccullough Ptg CO., check blk OF
Murat Tire 4 Rub. Co.. reprs O.;
Wheeler Mission, parking space 1o(
= 'andard OH Co.. gasoline book COX
The Gordon Mastn Tire CO.. tire TO-.
Basins Seed Store, grass seed az
Bremen Bros. bldg. reprs. 0.(
lndpls, j.. & H. Co, cleo current 81
Sinclair Refining Co.. gas book 10.(
wheeler Mission. rental hall. sc
Becks Auto livery. storage and
Mu nssf', Tire L rubber Co.. repre- Y:
and repairs $500. 800, 1of
A. L. Willard. Insurance M 372f
John p. Wood, deppty'a salary bo.(
Dorothy Overfleld clerks salary %8f
Esther Craig clerks salary 10f
Glen Hunsucker. driving iruck 500
O. r. oelschlakef driving tfNck I2t
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NOM Continue

n never took his eyes off her
face while he was talking. He
just watched her gravely and held,
her two small hands in his.
.Sloan-there was one thing
I've wanted to ask you. It's sort
Of been on my mind knew
there was reason-but why
didn't you come to me when l
had all that trouble? You know
when Mrs. Cuyler dropped dead
In Nina's partment, and / was
held in jail. Didn't
oyu want tor
A slow, painful blush spread
over his thin face. He did not
look at her when he answered.
T didn't know. Rosemary, until
just a few days ago. Larry
Kane told me-
But It was in all the pa
pers
Il haven't read Them,
Why. Sloani And they make
game OF the women not reading
the news"
He dropped his head still lower,
pushed his hair back with the
old, worried gesture.
Well. it's all right--it didn'-
matter. I knew you'd come If
you knew. And / do love you,
Sloan IL you don't read
the papers. We won't be need
Ing newspapers to find out whats
happened 70 each other after
thisr' She stood on tiptoes and
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-12-07
Suggestions for Using Sour Cream

and smooth. Remove from the
fire. cool and stir in two table.
spoons vinegar. adding it slowly
and beating well.
An knocked sour cream dress
ing for crisp shredded cabbage.
romaine or head lettuce is made
this way:
Shred the cabbage finely hand
steam until tender. Season with
salt, pepper and butter and pour
the hot dressing over 1t. The
recipe below makes enough dress
ing for half of small head
of cabbage.
Mix together one egg twell
beaten). one-half cup sour cream.
one-half tablespoon butter, one
tablespoon vinegar. one-half ia.
bIespoon salt. one-half, teaspoon
sugar. a dash of pepper. paprika.
powdered mustard. celery seed
and two tablespoons of finely
chopped canned pimiento. Heat
until thickened and pour over
cabbage.
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By Hannah Wing

OUR grandmothers revelled In
~ sour cream cakes! ginger
bread and cookies made from
sour cream. but we who buy
our cream in %half-pint bottles
and seldom bake count it a minor
tragedy when the cream .sours.
For these occasional bits of sour
cream give twentieth century
product which is quite delicious.
"A sharp sauce of sour cream
and horseradish Is excellent with
certain meat and vegetables. par.
ticularly with ham or roast beef
il cabbage or one of the cab
baRe family accompanies the
meat. A quick and easy recipe
which may be halved or quar-.
tered to suit the size Of the fam.
lily and the amount Of cream
available is herewith submitted:
Mix together half-cup grated
horseradish fresh or cannedJ with
half-cup sour cream half tea.
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! kissed him. Goodnigh mil
tomorrow
Heaven!
But he only strained her
tighter to him kissing her
warm, red mouth, her laughing
eyes, her soft brown hair.
IT isn't forever, Sloan!" she
Il gasped. Heavens i N be back
tomorrow"
Kiss me again. Rosemary.
Z Just once. III can't let you
go. YouH never hate me?n
Hate you! Oh, Sloan, you
funny one-hate your
If things go to smash. you'll
know / did what / thought was
best. I tried. Rosemary"
How serious he was! How
tightly he held her, as If he could
never let her go. She smiled up
at him and wriggled free. Nov
must go, my boarding house
lady! And things aren't going
to smash, ever. We're going to
be all right. Weren't people ever
poor before? You'll see how well
Wen manage. Goodbye, my
dearest!'
She ran down the stairs. she
threw back her head and laughed
out loud As II poverty could
scare her. The pond lily baby
laughed back at her from his
pool. She waved her hand.
Goodnight, you darling. I'll be
back tomorrow. If anyone saw
her waving at a statue they'd
think she was crazy. II guess
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Reed Discusses Causes Of Juvenile Delinquency

individually, each as q separaLe
problem. Tie. community mas
the ethical right, as the State has
the legal right. on the basis OF
first humane interest. and, next
social protection to intervene In
all this class Of cases.
Under the overriding power ~
such Intervention each case must
be treated on the basis Of the
natural law of. cause and effect
in human behavior.
The concluding words OF Judge
Hoffman's address follow:
childhood cannot be sacrificed
with impunity on the affairs OF
cruel congratulations and unjust
public opinion. Let US be sure
that an erring child does not
need the aid Of a kindly and
sympathetic physician before 70.
plying the rod and inflicting
pain"