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Evening star., 1926-11-30
PERSONAL.

aud new dolls dressed for christmas. Phone
''' ''" 80.
WANTED-YOt'NG FRENCH WOMAN TO
teach French conversation eveninEs IN re-
rre"~rs rea"rei. Address Box s,s. Star
of'i,e y
GLIB ROOMS FOR MEETING CLUBS
orthnphonic. FIR -. Ia@6 Mass. ave. 3'
ALPINE srNRAY TREATMENTS FOR
falline hair. skin diseases ard low r,i1 rylitf1litZ
!lst and r SITS. NV. rot. 5179.
JOt. NsON REST RUNE FOR AGED. u
nd an" Nor,h G Gsh' stS sTd q aay sgpeF
CUSHIONS. s .asn sstensr. SH tape h bound
n l. tsherwood 1913 18th Sc l. $3.50
Sun BATHS AND SWEDISH MASSAGE;
N~ar ""5us busont c!r@ic '' North sa47' eOlus
MASSEUSE. GRADUATE IN P,ARIs
'f's" to 1888 Sr Conn 'aS aSc ID' Pot H2!
MARIE STEVENS. EXPERT PERMANENT
rremoyal Of facial hair and noles 81 scis9'
:i0., Kresre Bldg. I1O5 & 81. de:4'
MEMBER ID. G. BAR DESIRES OFFICE
Address Rov Us. Star office 3o'
ARTISTIC GIFTS AID HANDwoRk
HaarHd HdsSs as % s5 sy or IAN 1s st. on n%
IEOSSES AMI Elias 'sS'OD- y nbab
money -eaving prices. FIT ana satisfaction
guaranteed Expert lady and gentleman at
tendants TO care for your every want. Peo'
nies Drug Store No. =. 9TH and sts. NV
THROW AWAY YOUR ARCH SUPPORTS.
All foot troubles come from wrong shoes
DR.. THOMAS. smart Correct Shoes. 1907
Conn. ave. Main a6" Col. 204.
HOSPITAL FOR THE CARE or THE BET
ter class of unfortunate young women before
and during confinement. Strictly private
Charges reasonable. Babies for adoption
VEIL HOSPITAL. Cory. Pa.
BROWN. THE PAINTER--GRAINING DEC
Grating: best workmanship. 1716 5th at
NV. i
WILL PURCHASE LARGE OLD ENGRAF-
ing of Benjamin Frank in: give full descrlp
ton. size. ptice. framed or unframed. Bn
lSO-S. Star Office.
SWEDISH MASSAGE AND ELECTRIr
treatments. Phone for appointment. Lin
coin 71S0.
WHY WASTE HEAT. OVERHEATING BASE
meut? Cover furnace and pipes with ashes
tos. with better results on upper floors For
estimate. North 9751-J CONKLlN. Sc
COMIC SKETCH IN PEN AND INK
from photo or clear snapshot of yourself "
friend. 81. Mention hobby Photo return
uninitlred. Box No. z. East Falls Church, v
A GROUP OF FRENCH
ARTISTS
has for sale hand d-painted lamps Wit
sh AIDES. vases boxes. tables. etc: also hand
embroidered linen handkerchiefe all designs
original and unique: moderate prices. Call
oO11 O ct. NV. dupont Circle). 2s
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HELP-MALE Cont'M.

TIMERS AND HELPERS. Apply 736 end
st ne. John A. Schnopp.
MATCHMAKER. at once, hrst-class: $50
sew IS: week Steady WORK "ilo NJ ST. eS'
YOUNG MAN. white. for stock ledger work.
Apply in own handwriting. giving age. grade
AdreSs Box siaso 1881 s Star eaReele'e "ee any
YOUNG MAN. bet the age Is and 90, 10
train for sales position: salary ard conn com-
n'erviilc. Room eos Bond Blds.' n. y. ave
and 14th ct. NV. to 10 am.
YOUNG MEN with some knowledge OF radio
f110 Perm. ave.
Statesmen WANTED,
Salary and commission acquaintance with
auto advisable. Manager. 1870 Investment
MEN
With or without experience to cell house
hold spec aitles direct. We honestly pay =
commisslons oni MISSION and bonus. This !. the highest
paid propositoin of its Kind.
Also good proposition for men with light
sis Ieniter Bldg. 7th and sts NV.
A SALESMAN TO
Represent a Prominent
West Virginia Corporation.
in Washington and vicinity: position open
December ]: applicant must he willing to
week: must have clean character and fair
education as well as good personality and
tion with immediate returns. consequently
'joh-hunter" cannot qualify: prefer mar
state experience. Address Box 43l-R. Star
office,
PERMANENT POSITION for
experienced shoe salesman;
grand opportunity. Kinney
Shoe Store. 731 9TH st. NV.
JEWELRY SALESMAN.
Must have had experience in
selling fine jewelrv. Apply en-
plovment Office. 9th floor. new
building.
WOODWARD & LOTHROP.
DRIVERS.
One hundred new taxicabs,
limousine type. Self-starters.
Apply now and get good as
signment on roll. Good money.
YELLOW CAB CO.,
1888 10th St. NV.
MEN-The Sun Life Insurance
Co. of America. an established
company selling ordinary and in
dustrial life insurance, requires
the services of several men. An
excellent opportunity for the
right men to grow with a pro-
gressive agency. Apply manager,
1903 RI st. NV.
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HELP-MALE AND FEMALE.
WANTED-SALESMEN.


sALEsMAN-Man between 25 and 40 years
of age. who has had experience selling real
have good character and engagine per
record: salary to, start $40 weekly and
volume Address BOX 434.R. Star ONCE.
sALEsMAN-Aut9 accessory: garage, hard,
car. Commission basis. All part time
Give full particulars: references. Address
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. real estate house
salesman to sell houses taken over by fore
closure bargain for your clients. Fulton r.
Gordon Contipental Trust Bldg. NJ. 5231.
THE EDWARDS TAILORING co. of Phila
deipha will consider applications for posi-
tions on their sales force
This is an opportunity to connect vii tn a
house which in 3 wears has become the lead
er in its particular field and is opening
branches in the larger cities selecting men
from their sales force as managers.
Branch MANAGE 737 1ath NV
statesmen WANTED!
Salary and commission acquaintance with
auto advisable. Manager. 1130 Investment
Bldg.
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SlTUATIONS-DOMESTIC.

SllC lUNS-DUNIESiIC.
COOK. colored. wants place; references. Call
general housework. Main 237l.
COOK; colored, frstclass wants position pri-
vate family. 1855 Que st. NV.
Please cali at 1910 Corcoran st. NV
BY neat colored woman. 1873 18th ne.
GIRL. colored wants work in cafeteria or
mothers helper. Call 4O5 o St NV.
ply iao4 It. n'' NV Mrs.. % smith. m Ss A"u Ap
GIRL wants work of any kind. except cook
ing. 756 Girard st. NV.
GIRL. colored wishes nart-time position
city reference. North 7OS1
9th st. NV
GIRL colorcd to 20 light housework: can
furnish reference. 2O24 18th st. NV.
GRa neat 1c9r1a wants place as general
GIRL. colored wants place as general house
worker: stay nights. 516 Fla. ave. NV.
GIRL wants days work. 24s 18th ST. ne
GENERAL HOCSEWORKER: Young colored
Sir, plain cooking; stay nights: references.
GENERAL HoCsEwORKER: reliable. col
nr.d 1S, 9. woman a. plain cooking; references. 55
day work. 11l5 KslOrama rd. NV.
GIRL. coiOred. wishes mornings work or
clean doctors office: reference. West 64s.
work. a46l p st. NV, Apt. 2. Answer
GIRL wants want, dsS,s sS,s work or mornings work.
maritime employment 44s Delaware ave.
GIRL. colored. wants psrt-time work Call
94O l. ST. NV.
nurse: frst-class: reference ao2 ist .@.
after school North 1851
GIRL colored neat wishes days work
clesning css also laundry to do at home. West
inrs or evening. Call Potomac 4s50-J
GIRL. reliable. coIored; for general house
Phone Potomac .255-w.
ing preferred. Call Franklin 445:-R. :'
GIRL young. colored. wishes Job as maid
or light housework. 62 Eye st ne. j.
GIRL. colored. wishes place as chamber
maid. 10 Fitzhueh Court Sc.
GIRL. reliable. colored. with references. for
maid in doctor office; private family nurse,
GIRL wants housework to do. sol 18th
GIRL. colored wants dsy work or part-time
references. Apply $40 4th st. NV. -
b.n ART win II cs6 hd%e "1 s5 no"S ' GGs:s,
BOX I78-S Star Office
LAUNDRESs. frst-class. work and cleaning
by the day. Phone North 693.
blnr Sams unns 1ss a" a"s rS,n !"
at Col. l065-J.
TNDREsS.- frst-clsss wants washes to
take home. Main s245. 42s New York ave
LAUNDRY at home or ont nv the day by
experienced young woman; reference. Po-
MORNING woRK-Apsrtmeots to clean
kind 1927 Corrorsn at NV
MORNING WORK OF any kind. from 8 until
2. with reference Phone North 1857.
NIRsE s,.n1n Or mothers ESQ hslper young coIored
rhs "oF Fotoms@ ss SoSa Sst@een seeS
ana =
WOMAN wants days work please write
dsSs work e0s sso sheinan n's ave- % COOK 0'
WOMAN. colored. wishes morning work. Cal
WOMAN, settled. colored, cooks place; city
WOMAN desires small washing or an eve
WOMAN. solersd lore want. .r or wds days york
WOMAN coIored. gentle wants place to do
round worker. Mrs Martha J. Jackson.
44l n at. NV.
WoMAN colored wants evening york get
Hampshire ave. or phone West o9l2-J. i
WOMAN, colored wants morning work :
gisrd1s w1.ts 1.t:ev plsS. as nurse Add.es'
Young LADY, White. irtellisent Willing
worker. Tor doctooE's once. typlst. house.
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pairing porches built and inclosed: oak
floors laid: painting. plastering. Col 69l7.
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The following business concerns
guarantee satisfaction to Star
readers. Any complaint found
necessary to he made to The Star
will receive prompt attention. For
admission to Recommended Serv-
ice Column call Main 5000. Branch
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ELECTRICAL WIRING OR FIxTTREs-f.t
our experienced estimator give YOU an esti-
mate: this will give YOU a chance to prove
economy. Main 7747. Economy Electric
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NJ EN-

With or without experience TO cell house
hold specialtes direct. We honestly, nav a
guaranteed salary of $50 per week with
commission and bonus. This is the highest
paid proposition of its Kind.
Also good proposition for men with light
ears
SIS .Ienifcr Bldg 1th and D Sts NV.
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FLOORS-Beautiful floors make beautiful
homes old floors scraped and finished like
new floors laid. scraped and finished. H.
F.. Birch. 635 at. NV. Main 1907. -
FLOORS-ElectrIc machine and hand finish
ing: efficient. reasonable: reliable service
R. f. Nash Columbia 1921.
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CARPENTERING. painting and plastering
iobbing: any kind of work. Potomac 2s2S.
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BUILDER-JobbinF remodel
ing repairing, painting: estimates. J. &.
Clarke, 337 57th st. ne. Line. 1O413. IL
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EXPERT FLOOR FINISHING scraping.
electric waxing: skilled mechanics: reduced
prices. Paul Serene, 81 T st. NV. Potomac
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BEDDING. MATTRESSES renovated. So: hox
springs repaired: work guaranteed. Columbia
Bedding Co. 615 st. NV. Main 1898. 3'
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BOILERS. furnaces. latrobes. cleaned ami re-
paired. roof repairing. painting. Coleman
Crate Co. 1403 st. NV. Franklin 9617 4'
CARS REFINISHED in wide selection Of
cOlOrs SIS to S}5. in s to 10 hours ready
TO use. Cars vanished. ] to . hours. 50 to
Sl5 .Automohile tops dressed while you
1s15-17 l. st. NV. Phone Frank 6s41.
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and felivered G. 4 s welding CO.. 1915
Ohio ave. NV. Phone Main 3O4p. 3'
ANTS. BEDBUGS. REACHES. moth,. deas.
rats extermnated: guaranteed Am Disinfect-
ant CO. 61O Dist Nat. Blk. Bldg. NJ, 647s.
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NOW Is TIE TIME TO HAVE YOUR OLD
aud dolls dressed for Christmas. Phone
LAWRENCE. North 10000 Branch sc6.
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BEDDING RENOVATE1. springs. mattresses.
pillows. feather mat. down comforts recover
ed. Ideal Bedding Co. 1924 7th. N. lOl45.
BEDDING. MATTRESSES. box springs and
pillows reno; hest prices and prompt del
Wash. Mattress Co, 3lQ I. st s.W. NJ 667p.
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PAINTING. Interio.. exterior: floors
scrsped eier vaxed: skilled mechanics: re-
duced prizes Paul Serene. 81 st nv
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CHAPTER l..

Continued from Yesterdays Starr
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ANTS BEDBUGs. ROACHEs. RATs-Guar.
anteed determination of all vermin: no in
convenience: mess. Main 1O1S1. Acme
ARTIST SIGN AND SHOW CARD WRITER
wants work evenings and Sundays Call
ain oSQ6
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ing of Benjamin Franklin: give full descrip
ton. size p,ce framed or unframed. b.
ffi,o
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HELP-FEMALE (Cont'h.

GIRL. colored to do plain sewing in tailor
shop. Apply 1925 ath st NV;
GIRLS. high school educatlon; to "oIE coIsere ~
Stewards wards school. 18th and F <ts NV.
LAD1Es-Ap onnor'nnity ,7 10 ceasnnsrsiins earn whIe
farmIg m Sase Sa estate anfrr "r force at
neren"e no, necessary G"iorado see No Bldr'
MARCEL WAVER-Strady position; coon
salary: on'y frst-cass operator need app'y
Emile 1901 Conn. ave.
OPERATOR. rxnorienceI on h,cms,i.',mg hcms,i."'h;mg
sisrn'"s sh"n :4,s 'ffsmS%e"' fs1h new ne n'"
SALESLADTES. exrcr,enced IN srll,m" dresse.
apply at once. Durrells. Inc. l".' G.N
LEswoMEN-wcekly salary or drawing
account and commissions T." those W. Wn" Han Csn
qualify: references rcamircd Apply Mr. ron
sev first floor. 1tO5 Ey" st. NV.
TEACHER texperiencedl OF Gregg short
h*nd. touch tvpewrtlng and .iyii serT,re NE
for evening school at once. Address boN
9"S Star Office.
TyPIsT and clerk. state age onaiflcan,"r'
Address Box sos. Star office
WAITRESS, neat white experienced only
r"i1mSia re1d s39lyd yd LAislo" Cafeteria iS'n anu
WOMAN. ambitious. enthusiastic, for posi-
tion, as demonstration. leading to eXecutive
work outside of city: high school educatlon
necessary Address Box 1901. Star office.
WOMEN permanent posiuon with old real
estate firm offering unlimited possihll1ties
omen To 3 or lntell1gent women sei'ns vi
business experience not necessary: need MOI
nm. Gao Bond Bldg. -
WOMEN. ATTENT1ON-Ue are offering to
women Of ability and personality an oppor;;
tunty to connect Themselves with rear
estate organization of established repntati9mI,' m
We offer a liberal commission. give cIsss IN
struction in real estate selling ana heiP you
in e,ery possible way to anIfKy drass rea snd tele
phone number for immediate interview. Ad-
dress Box 441-R. Star office ---
YOUNG LADY. experienced stenographer and
general office work; steady position for will
ing worker desiring permanent position: !:
state i51 sss,ary and and experience. Address .ox
YOUNG LADY over 20. as secretary and
solicitor: highest class publicity work salary
and commission. Address Box 1878. star
YOUNG LADY companion to semi-inv aid
must he able to play piano and have bri riEht.
cheerful personality: state aEe. expertence
and telephone number. Address Box 1a.s.
Star office. -
"a AMBITIOUS GIRLS
wanted at once. We start YOU at $ls per
1913 International Building. 1919 + st. NV.
YOUNG LADY
Good appearance. thoroughly experenced
IN seline for boys hat dept. Apply Mr..
PARKER BRIDGET co.
The Avenue At 9th.
+ ELEVATOR OPERATORS
-colored women. experienced,
between the ages of 25 and 80.
Apply mems timekeeper, 11th st.
side.
WOODWARD & LOTHROP.
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Continued in Tomorrow's Star.)
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YOUNG MEN with some knowledge OF radio
for evening work. Apply between . and q.
! Z q Pam
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Statesmen WA\TEDi
Salary and commission: acouaintance with
auto advisable, Manager. 1870 Investment
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HEATING AND PLUMBING-HeatinR sys-
TENS installed and repaired prompt plumb
ing service. Southern Heating Co. 11a 9Th
st NV Main S622 de6Qs
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BLACKSMITH, man: experienced, An.ply
81 ST. ne. -
ROY colored wanted for general kitchen
help and dishwashins. 93O 9TH st, NV
BOY to work in store Economy Market
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! good work cheap Col 9235 Economy
Wall PaperinE Co. 627 Princeton pl NV.
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HOUSE REPAIRING French doors oak
floors window cords glazing estimate fur
nished. Puritan Wood Working Co. 60S
18th st NV Phone Main 611p. IL
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low prices. Newman AUtO RADIATOR WORKS
9O2 11th st. NV. Main 5516
AUTO PARTS NICKEL PLATED: brass beds
relacQuered, repaired; silver plating and re-
pairing: prompt service. Acme Plating Co.
1927 d st. NV. Main 9697.
AUTO PARTS NICKEL PLATED: brass beds
androns etc, relacquered: fine silver plating.
Est. 1910. John A. Gottsman & Co. Tel.
Frank. 5431. $50 Pierce ct NV.
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MERCHANTS.

Did you ever really give the subject of the local merchant and you any serious thought?
 Perhaps you are a loyal citi- zen and patronize local shops and stores as a matter of loy- alty,, but as this is not a lec- ture it will do no harm to read this, anyhow.
 Your local merchant is first a citizen, a resident of your community the same as you are. He lives in your. commun- ity, pays taxes along with you tor the upkeep and improve ment of your community; he raises his family and sends hi3 oh ldren to school--schools which he helps, with you, to maintain. If he is a butcher, he buys clothes and shoes for his family from a fellow-mer- chant. No matter what his line of business, he spends money with other business men of the community. He banks in local banks; he takes his family of an evening to the local enter tainments.
 Summed up, the money he makes in the community is spent in it.
 Were it not for your local merchant, there would be no schools, no paved streets, no public buildings, no progress nor prosperity. He is here day in and day out, rain or shine, giving his time, energy and money to whatever will bene- fit the district, taking part in administrations of thecommun- ity or aiding to regulate the administration for the best in- terests of the community by his vote.
 Is he not entitled, then, to consideration and patronage?
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common sense and insist that 5he affairs of the company n which you are interested be handled by men who know their business.
 Don't believe the tales of pro- motion companies that guar antee" dividends. No reputable company does it. If a mine is a 'sure-thing" and certain to pay dividends, why should they Orrer stock for sale?
 Buy only treasury stock in a promotion company. Treasury ;tock goes to the company and is used in developing the mine i; personal stock only helps the promoters.
 Insist on frequent and con- plete reports from your con- pany telling just what is going 0n, and always attend the stockholders meetings.
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YOU CAN'T RIDE
 ON A GRUDGE.

Do you carry grudges? Cast
 hem aside. Your burden in fife is heavy enough without hem.
 If you boast of your grudges as sign that you are a free man-don't do it!
 Though you may have creat- ed your grudges and though you may feed them, they are your masters. You may carry your grudge uphill through fife, but it will carry you only down. How often we hear the voice in the street in violent impatience. Smith cries: If Jones is for it am against it. " Then Jones controls Smiths mind more firmly than if he wer his closest friend.
 It is not worth while to waste our energies and vitiate our minds in hate and resentment. It is right to hate evil, but merely pity evil men. If you have been wronged, forget. Why keep the injury fresh? You suffered enough at the time. If you long for revenge or to"get even" with some en- emy, actual or imaginary you but magnify his triumph. You continue his ascendency; you hypnotize yourself within his spell.
 It doesn't pay, friends.
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John Simpson was carrying ammunition up a muddy trench to the boys who were trying to deliver it aE the Kaiser's home address, and being of unbleached distinction and witty, he decided that he would ascertain if the records were clear in his case, since he was carrying around two hundred pounds of shells at each trip on his back. He turn ed to his sergeant as he passed him enroute to the front lines and said: "Scuse me, sergeant, but how is you got my name down dere on dat rostrum?"
 John Simpson, replied the sergeant, "ain't that correct?" "Yas, suh, dat sho is right, but I lowed maybe you done made a big mistake and put hit down Sampson stead O Simpson"
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HYDER WEEKLY HERALD

souri backwoods interestedly .interrogated an Eastern sales man, as a being from another world, as to his life, connect ions, etc.
 "You got. a brother?" he in- quired.
 T had one, but he died" "Got shot,"
 No. he wasn't shot" Drink himself to death?" Certainly not"
 T 'knowed you was liar," exclaimed the boy, triumph antly, there's only them two way of dyin'."
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Many happinesses are shared by the least fortunate of us, and many misfortunes .befall the happiest of us. None of us can well afford to spend the hours of retrospect and pros pect with other than the hap piest memories and the bright est hopes that charity and kindness can summon.
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SAFETY TIPS
 FOR INVESTORS

Don't take FLYERS in min ing, but place your money with the same care and dis erection that you use in buying real estate, bank stocks, or merchandise, says that splen- didly edited mining journal, Mining Truth.
 Don't trust to luck, but use
Hyder weekly herald., 1926-06-23

He: q beg of you, Miss Per kins, do not say MT. Tompkins b me-"
 4She (shyly) "We have only known each other such a short time now; (coyly) tell me \.
 what would you like me to
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the lawn to make it grow, we wouldn't have to cut it.

What are those terrible yells, officer?" demanded an excit- ed pedestrian, as unearthly screams issued from an office window.
 "I investigated and it's all right" assured the cop. "A painless dentist is trying to operate on himself"
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One nice way to enjoy the great outdoors, says E. M. Reynolds, is to sit near a fan ill a cool roor and read about f.
Hyder weekly herald., 1926-06-23

Advice to young men on how to keep single in June: Get up early in the morning, and stand half an hour in front of a ladies-ready-to-wear store, and gaze fixedly at the price marks.
Hyder weekly herald., 1926-06-23

As this is the camping season, we again call the attention of our readers to the fact that camp life teaches us how the sand got in sandwiches.
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Dressing sensibly makes a girl look so conspicuous nowa- days that most of them won't do it.
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When one of these old boys gets the flapper craze it seems peculiarly fitting to call him a sexagenarian.
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Now comes the season when a man who gets mad at his wife can go to the ball games and yell at the umpire.
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Ben wants to know how can two red lips drive away the blues unless the colors clash?
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call you?"
 He: "Call me MT. Jones; that is my name."
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Because of daylight saving, it. starts raining an hour earl fer than it used to.
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We make most of our own troubles. If we didn't sprinkle
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The loud noises Hyder hears nowadays are not made by the boys plugging watermelons.
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J. A. Hall says we should not forget that most of the fellows who have medals on their. chest have scars on their backs.
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Frank Reichenback thinks any any girl appreciates low CT who can hold his own.
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Times haven't changed much. Back in pioneer days the pedestrian had to dodge the deadly rattler, also.
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Mother" said Johnny, lis it correct to say you water a horse when he's thirsty?"
 "Yes; quite correct"
 Then"-picking up a saucer -'I'm going to milk the cat.
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A man seldom hears the knock of opportunity if he pays too much attention to the knocks of the neighbors.
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HE STUCK!

Robert Fulton, years ago, Said he'd make the steam boat go,
 And he stuck to it Roberts friends began to jol- ly,
 Called the steamboat ''Ful- toms folly" But the darn thing went, by golly--
 He stuck to it. A small native of the Mis-
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A conservative is one who

~The shorter the bathing suit the longer the stare, says the Blueberry Kid.
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Just for Fun

Oren F. says two-faced folks never wear the right one.
 To get on, don't merely look on. Move on; help on.
 The greatest problem man has is man. A conservative is one who has his.
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A small native of the Mis-