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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-07-31
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NEW YORK, July 81 After an
early advance IN the railroad stocks
today. the professionals ii the
stock market again concentrated
their activity on the motor shares
The speculative battle was renewed
II Hudson Motors, Cnfysler, GEN
eraI Motors. Studebaker, WHY'S
overland and other stocks which
led the violent rise III the market
lust prior to the smash in Febru-
arv and March.
The shorts ii Hudson Motors
received further punishment at the
hands OF the bulls when the price
was advanced aggressively to Tx
in the first period. representing al
gain OF about 10 points from yester-
days low. Chrysler and Studebalxer
were more orderly in their new adj
vances, which added about III
points to their market values as
compared with Fridays close. The
market was rwhelmingly pros
fessionaI, with increasing evidence
or the reckless bidding UP of stock
prices which precfpitated the break
earlier in the year.
The weekend business reviews
emphasized the favorable views on
current trade and business pre-
viously reported by them, Dun's
calling attention to the fact that
the July expansion In the steel
trade was very Unusual occur
renee. There has also been gain
in textile business, and & continual
ton Of the high rate Of transfer OF
goods IN domestic trade. as evi-
denced by the large increases in
freight car 1oadinga
The opening prices Of New York
Central, Southern Pacific and
other OF the well known dividend
railroad stocks showed advances Of
b point or more over Fridays final
level, but there was no apparent
effort to follow up the improve
ment In this section OF the market.
Oils continued to slump, and were
not helped by the new advances in
prices of kerosene and export gas
cline. United States steel and the
independents were freely offered
on profit taking. Coppers, equip
ments, sugars and speciaIties were
quiet and featureIess. Commodity
markets firm, with cotton inactive,
due IN part to the closing Of the
Liverpool exchange on the bank
holiday.
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TELLER FLOORS ARMED
THUG WITH RIGHT TO JAW

DONORA, Pa. July a1.-1 would
like to get So, 900.
Joseph Mando1a, b teller IN the
Rank sc Donora, was in his cage
when he heard these words.
Looking up he gazed into the
barrel of revolver held ~ o.
stranger
.sCertairly,' responded Mandola
hts information and his manner In
fiicating he realized it would be
useless to resist. Walt there
moment
MandoIa laid out several bills
as though counting the amount
demanded and walked from his
cage to where the man was stand
ing.
AS the intruder lowered his re.
voIver and reached for the money
Mandola landed a terrific right on
the others jaw.
unconscious. His revolver ciat
tered beside him.
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sHUNs WIFE I'M WILL
LEAVES ACTRESS $4,000

NEW YORK, July 81 Leaving
nothing to the wife. the win of
Ricord Gradwsll former president
Of the Oliver typewriter Compal ny,
beoueatl1s his estate. valued Az
smore than 10000, to Miss Eliza.
beth Irving. an actress, living az
the Hotel Blackstone
The viii was filed BY Nathan
Vidaver, an attorney, who Is named
executor.
Mrs. Frances Gradwell lives Ia
Honolulu. according to the will.
Mr.. Gradwell wrote in the docu-
ment: II have made no provision
Tor my wife, for the reason that
for 10 years past we have lived.
separate and apart, and during our
married life ] provided tor her t0
such an extent that she should be
able to maintain herself IN com
fort for the rest Of her life. "
Tt was said at Mr.. Vidaver's Of
fice that Miss Irving was Mr..
GradwelI's finances.
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Chicago Livestock

CHICAGO, July 31.-Receipts CT
hogs were exceptionally small to-
day. but large enough to meet
trade requirements. Buyers had
light orders and prices were about
steady. The best light hogs
brought s1s.75, against s1s.s5 =
week ago.
Cattle prices were reported
steady.
Lambs figured steady with the
previous close, but from Soc to Toe
lower than a week ago.
Hogs-Receipts. 5000: marke-
steady. Bulk, s10.05@1s.25: top,
S13.75; heavyweight, $i1.75@12.9O.
medium weight, S12.25@13so; light
weight, $12.so@1s.S5; light lights,
S1s613.75: heavy packing soWs,
smooth. S1O.25@I0.65: packing sows,
rough. $9.75@10.25; pigs, $1S@l3.66
CattIe-Receipts, 500; market
steady. Calves. receipts, 100; mar
kef steady. Beef steers, choice
and prime, ys.25@1O; medium And
good, $8.5O@S25; good and choice,
Sc. 5O6l0.50; common and medium,
S7@9. Butcher cattle, heifers, $50
1925; cows, $4.25@S; bulls, $507 SO.
Gamer steers, $5@7; veal calves
Eight and heavyweight, 11@13.5O;
feeder steers, $5.50@S; stocker steers
s5@s; stocker cows and heifers.
S4.50m6.50: stocker calves, $5@S ~;
Sheep-Receipts, 1000; market
steady. Lambs, fat, $14@14 %:
lambs. cuIls and common, $10011,
yearlings, $10012.50: yearling weth-
ers. SS69.50: ewes, $6.50@7.50; ewes.
cults and common, $3@4.50; feeder
lambs, 312.50@13.75.
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LATEST NEWS AND QUOTATIONS OF THE FINANCIAL MARKETS
D Il COMPANIES
NE reed
IntsrnnlLonal Newa -

OIL CITY, Pa, July 81. Tha
acquisition Of fifty.one per cent
of the stock Of the Penn on Com.
pany Of oil city. one Of the largest
independent refineries in the East,
by the South Penn Oil Company.
was officially announced here to-
day. The consideration was not
disclosed here.
The Penn Oil Company, originally
known as the Germania Refinery,
and later ais the PENN American
was one OF the oldest operating
companies In this section, and was
capitalized at $6,0O0,0 900. Subsidiary
to it were The Penn OH Companies
Of New York and California.
The South Penn Company, cap
italized at $40 900 900. II considered
one Of the largest producers Of
ennsylvania crude oil.
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ARMY FLYER COURTS
FROM SKY, WINS GIRL
w. 3. Hibbs q Co.

BRoNXVILLE, N. Y. July 3D.
Curious neighbors of Mr.. and Mrs.
Alexander Stoeger have learned
the reason for an airplane swoop-
inc down over the Stoeger home
every morning. The Stoeger' .
daughter, Maxine, is to marry
Lieut.. Harold Currie King, an army
aviator at Mitchell Field. l.. T.. who
need his plane to deliver letters
curing his courtship.
He dropped the letters from the
plane and Miss stoeger was walt
ING for them every morning. She
hasn't told her friends whether the
prutestations and urgings OF Lieu
tenant King in the letters or his
rcmantic method of courtship won
her heart.
The engagement was announced
at a bridge party.
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BANK RESEARCH.
ENCOURAGED
Bx R1cHARn HATTON

ny hACHA1tO fAIION
Washington banking circles are
Interested in the announcement Of
the annual prizes of $500 and $500
8Iven by the Chicago Trust Com
Hany for the two best manuscripts
on original research In business and
finance submitted during the year.
The competition is open to stu
dents registered in the American
Institute of Banking, to bank EN-.
ployes generally, except officers OF
banks. to students in commerce and
law. and in departments Of eco
Monies Of colleges and universities.
and to graduate students who have
not completed more than one year
Of graduate work.
In addition to these prizes, there
= q triennIa1 research prize OF
1880 for an unpublished study,
submitted in competition, which IS
considered TO contain the greatest
original contribution to knowledgs
and advancement in the field out
Lined. This award will be made IN
the autumn Of 1927. All papers
must be submitted to Prof. Leverett
Lyon. professor OF econ ss,.os,i
sonert Brooklngs SIaauaee se 1Sst
% economics ana esoVe sL Ll. - =
St ~. M. Wasnin 49,, ION, 49, ~
Under the heaains SLlu4s'o -. ~.
Award the announcenene ss
that the comngttee Wlsnss y en-
scouraks the production of objective
material and suggests tnae especla "a.
IN monogras 81 uDInlee 49,. - hs
nilM prizes the nam i.s sSy
amply supporte9 py s ;, l.se fra
selectea ana analyNse 5 $50 49,. .tsts.
lions; az DISTINGUISHED sAIOn sesS
ments OF philosophical na nat l,l;.. !.
All papers submitted, aceorui ,ll.. ~ -
the statement, must De IN the nalu ..s
0f the secretary OF the comInlless - =
award not later 1nan aus uss ss.-.
competing Tor the =. 81.
and by June 4, 1877 = sllleA - -
the triennial prize.
No restrictions are mace
eligibility OF contestants TOT Ih1s
prize. The donors have In MR.
! particularly officers Of banks, pusl-
ness executives, practicing 49, 49,
neys, members OF tsacnlns $50 s,
/ 4nd advanced gradua1e ssu sssn1.. -
the fteld or economies a..u pus =. -
The papers must pc Wrltlen Ia snS
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Pittsburgh Livestock

Cattle-Suppiy light; market
steady. Choice. s1O@10.25; prime,
s.sS0s.ss; good. ss.6o@1 a:at tidy cS,
common, 81: common to good fat
cows, $3@5.50; heifers. $6.25@7.50i
fresh cows and springers, 5Oc@
e1.05: veal calves, $14.
Sheep and Lambs-SuppIy, 300
market steady. Good, $S.25; lambs
81.
Hogs-Market steady and higher
Prime heavy, SI2.25013; heavy
mixed, $13.25913.75; medium. $1.4o
614.50: heavy Workers, $14.50@
1856; light Workers, $14.50@14.66
rfaa. 314.40n14.e5: stays. 1901.
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CARDINALS GET INCREASE
IN THEIR HONORARIUMS

ROME, July S1.t-The honorarlum
given to the cardinals by the Holy
saA has been duobled, owing to the
Increased cost of living, and in the
future cardinals will receive $4,000
i,ro >lapproximately $1,70Ol a year.
ON this sum cardinals are forced
+o keen up an establishment, which
often includes valet and an auto
mobile.
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Daily Treasury Statement

The daily statement of the United
States Treasury shows:
Income to date this year, $222,.
306, 1868.
Income to date last year, $751;
go, SOTO.
Increase, $35,046,25S.59.
Income over outgo this year, $14,-
SIT ,901.41.
Outgo over income last year,
$50, S22, 1898.
Balance general fund today. s21s.-
236,073.s1.
Decrease. s2,215,Oss.3s.
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Pittsburgh Produce

Butter-Print, 47@475kc; tub. IS
0461sc; Pennsylvania and Ohio,
40h 041hc.
Eggs-Fresh, selected, 35@3ec.
Live PouItry-Hens, light. 24W
Csc: heavy. 26@2Sc: ducks, 30032c:
BOOSTERS, 17@1sc; turkeys, 50035c;
geese, 20Gp25c.
VegetabIes-Potato $4.25G450:
tomatoes, $1.10@1.25 Ohio; cabbage,
aE7s02 Ohio.
Eruits-Strawberries, s69S.
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New York Cotton

NEW YORK, Juy s1.-Cotton
prices firmed up 1 to points at
the opening today on light trading.
October opened at $17.72, up .03;
December, $17.70, up "a; January,
e17.72s unchanged; March, $17.94,
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GIRL HELD AS THIEF SAYS
THAT SHE WAS KIDNAPPED

WILMINGTON. July 3I.-Assert-
ing she had been kidnapped from her
home in Auburn, N. T.. on July 2,
by Arthur Meeker, an alleged e.
caned convict from the Auburn
prison, Miss. EtheIyne Rightmeyer.
II. Is held by the police. charged
with having q stolen automobile in
her possession and with driving
car without consent of the owner.
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Liberty Bonds

NEW YORK, July s1.-opening
Liberty bond quotations: AIS.
161.OS: first AIS, 102.o7; second
as, 1O0.25; third AVS, 101.0s;
fourth AIS, 1920: new AIS, 1OS;
new IS, 104; new 3%s, 101.19.
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Liberty Bonds

FURNISHED by w 81 Hibbs 8 Col
Liberty AIS due ~ sui 10 s
J,iherfv lat us due ~. v. ... 102.NA
I.iherty gnd 4Na due ,42 IOO.2k
Yfherfv ard It's due leg $50 f0I.D9
I.iberfv an 42e die s28 . 102.11
g 5 Treasury IS aye 20 1877 1ss e
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The trials that beset JOslyn
poe dancer i'm q night club.
T., "The Taxi Dancer which
starts in The Washington Times
IN Monday. August 8, are told
in an interesting manner.
WateIa fer III
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Clearing House statenent

NEW YORK, July 81 cx-
changes. $1.07s. 00O. 900; balances,
500. 900 900; Federal reserve banks
credit balance, SOS. 900 900.
The Winslow mail., 1926-11-26
Nh. and Mrs. Walter Friend c
Thanksgiving
FAREWELL BRIDGE AFFAIR

THANKSGIVING.
FAREWELL BRIDGE AFFAIR
Mrs. P. r. Brand Of 412 West
Second Street, entertained at a
pretty farewell bridge affair last
Monday evening, honoring Mrs. c.
Il. Machen, who with her children
left the same evening for Los
Angeles to join Mr.. Machen who
has been at the coast city for some
time.
The Brand home was beautifully
decorated in the vari-colored
Chrysanthemums, and autumn
colors gave a pleasing effect when
used in carrying out the fall de-
coration scheme. The dainty lun-
cheon served by the hostess, car
ried out the Thanksgiving season.
The following were presented
with dainty prizes Mrs. c. E.
Machen, guest prize, Mrs. A. j.
RObillard, first, Mrs. j. A. Green,
second and Mrs. C. B. Henderson,
consolation.
Guests included: Mesdames j.
B. Anderson, C. J. Brooks, w. T.
Butler, L. H. Ball, w. c. Chase,
w. B. Darling, C. A. Dancer, Frank
Williams, 0. j. Hurst, c. B. Hend-
erson, r. C. McClintic, A. ]. Robil-
lard, j. A. Green, F. G. Neill, c. A.
Hansen, r. J. Wood, V. H. Wilson,
j. A. Peterson, E. r. Matthews,
Burl Vincent, F. w. Martens, j.
Il. Purdy, R. C. Kline, T. G. Wray
F. X. Woods, Harvey McNabb, Vir-
ginia Wade and Miss Marian Wade
MRS. KAUFMAN AND MRS.
FOLSOM ENTERTAINED CLUBS
Mrs. r. G. Kaufman and Mrs. Sam
Folsom were joint hostesses at a
pretty one o'clock bridge luncheon
Saturday at the home of Mrs. Fol
som when they had as their guests
members of the Thursday and Fri
day clubs. The Thursday club
prize was presented to Mrs. V. c..
Proctor while Mrs. G. H. Mad
den was winner of the Fri
day Club prize. T h o e
enjoying the three tables Of
bridge and the delicious luncheon
were Mesdames VIC. Proctor, Chris
Sorenson, James Hickey, Bruce
Matthie, L. II. Ball, Bert Saunders,
Ralph Wood, G. II. Madden, r. L..
Walcott, club members and Mrs
Ben Evans and Mrs. Charles Daze
oIIpSfS
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Sheer Enough
for Long Wear

It is beautiful in texture, with
reinforced heel and toe. In the
new co1ors for Winter apparel.
! 70 try them is to always buy
them! Priced, the pair,
The Winslow mail., 1926-11-26
THIRD STREET CLUB MEN,
BERS GUESTS OF MRS. APGAR

Mrs. S. A. Apgar was hostess for
the Third Street Bridge Club on
Tuesday afternoon. Members pre-
sent were Mesdames R. B. Walton,
C. J.@Brooks, S. A. Apgar, T. E.
Kiernan, B. IF. Evans, E. F. Matt
hews, ]. A. Peterson, w. B. Darling
r. V. Ketring, and j. o. Hurst.
Miss Hunt held high score for the
afternoon and Mrs Anderson was
given a guest prize
DINNER GUESTS.
MI. and Mrs. r. B. Lancaster
and family were dinner guests OF
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-04-09

We are born with the power to be-
lieve. When we are children we be-
lieve everything. We believe in
the Immortality of everything and
everybody we love. We believe in
their perfection. too. Gradually as
we grow older these tremendous be-
liefs are sloughed off by disappoint-
ments, disillusionments-t feet Of
clay on the gods and goddesses. But
the remarkable thing about it is,
that for every belief that is dropped,
another springs alive in its place.
A veritable headless genii, forever
coming to our rescue, for without
belief in SOMETHING we would all
turn mad.
1 am amused by the persons,
young and old, who profess to being
so blase as to be totally without be-
lief in anything. A constant skeptic.
THERE is NO SUCH THING. They
may turn their believing power away
from God, away from all things
higher than themselves, but they do
believe in something, man or beast,
creed or philosophy, because belief
is born in us and we must exercise
it, as we breathe to live" as Cora
Harris writes.
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The Pit of Despair

Dear Miss Lee: know most people
ask you for advice about their love af-
fairs. But / will not do that. ] haven't
any. ! don't want any. I don't believe in
love or anything pertaining to it. What
want you to help me in is to tell me
whether there is anything worthwhile in
all the world. I've about decided that
everything and everybody's a sham and a
hyDocrite, and that / myself am the only
person ] can trust. Is this true or am J
Just going through one of those periods
of soul-sickness? D. D.
That you have the mentality to
perceive that you are going through
one of those periods Of soul-sickness
is an encouragement to me. Now
here's one for you: You believe in
me or you would not have written
to me. That's one start toward the
goal of faith. Another is that you
believe in yourself. because you have
admitted this fact. When you cease
to believe in Something. d. D.. then
you will cease to have brain throbs
at all. You are just having grow
ing pains. You have been disap-
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A Little Journey Into Musical World of
Both Modern and Very Ancient Thought

went into sympathy No. 8, Pa
thetic, e. Minor, OPP. "a. by Tschai-
kowsky. which was interestingly
played by the orchestra and with a
lot of emotional conducting on the
part of SOkoloff.
The second part opened with two
modern numbers, "a Victory Ball, "
by Ernest Schelling teither noise or
modern aru and "Legendc," by LA
dof, which showed that Sokoloff
could get beautiful color.nS and
quiet, impressive moods from his or
ganiG1tion.
The final listed number was a wild
thing called "Polovtsian Dance by
Eorodin.
And this man, Sokoloff. Is to me
one of the most battling problems
that / have to encounter.
And yet in years to come he may
be the needed flame i'm orchestral
conducting. l admit that l do not
know today.
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HERE is \ STUDY
IN REAL PERSONALITY

A personality is the big thing these
days when it comes to putting over
anything on the stage. And when
an act numbers people who realize
this. we are sure of entertainment of
n very high order. In Tempest and
Dickinson, at the Palace today and
tomorrow. this couple, with NJ.
George Harris at the piano, provides
"A brand OF fun having an intimate
quality which goes over big
Miss Harris is at her best i'm a song
about the yesterdays of Broadway.
Homer Dickinson seemingly takes it
for granted that everyone is 81 per
sonal friend, and in this vein talks
his way into the liking of his hear
ers. Harris, at the piano, besides
being a fine accompanist, takes the
rough end of the many Cracks" di-
rected at him, and is good for many
laughs.
The English Mascots is a group Of
eight girls who specialize in forma-
ton dances and a man and woman
dancing team who are excellent in
acrobatic dances. The two features
OF the act are n formation dance of
the wooden soldiers by the eight
girls and an Apache dance by the
team. They are all good dancers and
are good to look upon.
"Al's Here" is the name Of an act
that will take many of the masculine
members of the audience back
several years in memory. 1t is an
exact replica of the famous old
corner saloon. In the act we also
get n song that will never die out.
They sing Sweet Adeline' with all
the old time pep and feeling.
The Ward Brothers burlesque, a
pair Of Englishmen, who have been
playing poker. Their humour is
centered on the apparent dumbness
of one Of the men.
Gallick and Clarett open the bill
with one of the best skating acts we
have ever seen. They are fast and
clever.
Included on the bill is photo
play, Free to Love-" with Clara
Cow and a News Reel.
At the Palace today and to.
morrow. (By the Observer)
T. T. i
Indianapolis theaters today offer
Venita Gould at Keith's: broadway
Flashes" at the Lyric; "Kiki' at the
Circle; Morals for Men" at the
Ohio: "Skinner's Dress Suit" at the
Colonial; 1.-THE Phantom Express
at the Isis; 1.-THE Big Parade" at
English's; For Heavens Sake" at
the Apollo and burlesque at the
Broadway.
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Z 1Q)dy
A STORY OF
A GIRL sToDAY
THE FINISHING TOUCH

Even when, soon after, Madame
and graciously consented to chap
eron me at dinner that night, did
not suspect anything.
OF course I knew that Lola Law
renee did not come to the shop any
more and it never entered my
mind that Mr.. Tremaine and Miss
Lawrence had broken with each
other. I knew that Mr.. Tremaine
liked Madame Seria very much, con-
sequently there seemed nothing out
Of place when he invited us to
dinner.
AS soon as Mr.. Tremaine left the
shop, Madame asked me if I had a
pretty evening frock. 1 told her
that I did not have one, pretty or
otherwise.
We went into the large room
where the stock was kept and she
looked the dresses over critically.
She finally picked out a gorgeous
black velvet dinner dress, very
decollete. ! had worn that dress
once for Lola Lawrence and Mr..
Tremaine had been with her and !
remember feeling perfectly naked.
Madame, however, seemed to think
it was all right, for she said: Il
think, Mamie. this with that ermine
wrap will look lovely on you and III
lend it to you for the evening, my
dear"
Dear Madame Seria, - I said trem.
blingly. 81 know it is perfectly
sweet of you to deck me out so
wonderfully, but ! wouldn't feel at
ali comfortable in the black gown.
I am sure I have nothing Of my
own that is good enough if that
black velvet is suitable, but may
wear that charming little silver
tissue frock with it's sleeveless
blouse and pleated skirt. and its
SILVER coat trimmed with sealskin
stripes around the bottom?"
For answer Madame Seria called
a maid and in a few minutes l had
on the very latest gown that
Madame had received from the
customs house.
Are YOU sure you want to lend it
to me. Madame? Perhaps it will be
a good advertisement" I added.
did not know that that costume
had already been sold as Mr..
Tremaine had left an order with Ma
dame that I was TO have any eve
ming costume in the establishment
that ! might choose.
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