The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-01-20
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Reverend James S. MONTGOMERY
Chaplain of the House Of represent
,.atives puts it this way: ''The Modern.
lists say There amt no He'll" The
Fundan,entslists say "The Hell ther.
amt!"
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If everybody who owes the Gazette
for a years subscription comes in and
pays the two dollars they owe, the
editor can pay her taxes. If they
don't, she can'I Does that make her
bad citizen or is it the other fell
low?
During the past year, 1908 laws
were passed by the various state leg.
isiatures. And they, with all the
rest that have been passed IN this
country, or in any other country, can
never take the place Of the Ten Com
mandments.-Fred Hadley.
And now comes some wsuld-be VIZ
and says that Henry Ford is merely
doing his bounden duty in trying to
recreate and reinstate the simple old
time dances; that he was responsible
for the first universal shimmy and
nav it is up to him to undo it.
49,
This is comeback" year. And
the most beautiful back in the
world is the comeback Frank
Day.
We suspect that what Frank really
meant was the most beautiful back
is the "comeiy" back!
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The County Attorneys proteste
because Ted Christensen left them
of Of his Parole Commission. Those
boys are so nosey-they just natpr-
ally want to get in on everything
There are lot Of people in this state
who think they are getting in on too
many things now!
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In our opinion the best guess for
the Redwood County farmer is that
he shall refuse to guess about his
seed corn. County Agent Lynn Shei.
don has sent out word Of warnine
and gives suggestions as to how tha
difficulty is to be overcome. A good
time to start is right now.
49,
Mayor Leach blames the Governors
economy for tire apparent misstep O!
the parole board. 1t isn't possibls
tn t the MAJOR is trying to mako 4
little political propaganda out Of thi:
is it? Surely he wouldn't be guilty
Of such a thing! But it does seem
rs though his claim in this particula,
tine is little far fetched.
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The Hennepin County Review wants
to know why some enterprising Min.
nesotan doesn't get busy and maize
fortune out of manufacturing
pumpkin ice cream. We don't know
why unless it is that all enterprisi,e
Minnesotans know that the prope,
ending of a pumpkin is pieF and thu:
it is useless to try to improve upon
this use of the dainty fruit.
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Billy Noonan, The millionaire Edi
tor" from Baudette who is spending
the winter in Florida sends the 70!
lowing little tip back home "Adver
Using is the balloon that has LITE:
Florida to fame If Minnesota wont
spend 20 ner cent Of the money tina
Florida has spent in advertising tn:
idle lands of Northern Minnesota il
would soon be settled. Why saw.
pennies and lose dollars?"
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Redwood second, Window third
because Martin County had SOME
VERY stormy weather" is the wa!
Frank Day announces the fact tina
Redwood County beat his believe.
Magnificent Martin" in the matte1
of the magnitude of the last count,
fair. Since Redwood County an,
Martin County fairs were held in tn,
same week and we got considerable
of that same weather, we don't Sc,
that Franks alibi gets very far. Blu
iSH lNC Olu wy SOOu, IlOW
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Some day Colonel Starbottle is
going to tell the press gang about
Sweet and endearinr Christ
mas message which certain
Mankato newspaper man re-
ceived from Bess W;,son.-Man-
kato Free-Fress.
If Hank ever gets as indiscreet a
that we are willing to bet ga certain
Mankato newspaper man" will neve
again get anything at ali resemblin;
a Sweet and endearing"> message
He may possibly get ..... # the othe
kind!
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For the second consecutive
year, the Fairmont Canning COM
pany has declared a ten per cent
dividend, which will, as soon as
remaining goods are realized on,
distribute something over ST..