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The Monmouth inquirer., 1926-10-14

For practical wear, youthful novel
|. k7d becoming types. such as the pic
ire shows, are quite the proper thing.
There are points of outstanding In
crest In each of these models so care
July selected as representative of
Ethe mode. An evolution Of the old
time cloche, but in softer effect, de-
scribes in a measure the first little
hat. There is the Inevitable crease in
the soft crown and there is also the
stylish trim of grosgrain ribbon.
Perforated felt gives us something
new to think about An effective pat
terning is worked out on the tall mod
The Monmouth inquirer., 1926-10-14

r IKE certain favorite players who
II perennially announce a positive
ly last appearance" the felt hat is
successfully staging another farewell
performance" But is it farewell
Not from present indications. Rather
is the felt hat endearing itself to its
audience even to greater degree
than heretofore, in that it is present.
ing an entirely new and varied pro-
gram in which artful creased crowns
and cunning ripping brims are play
ing leading roles
OF course when it comes to dressy
millinery for dressy occasions, the
mode is very explicit in that regard,
insisting on more ornate, and elab-
crate styling than we have been ac-
customed to for many seasons past.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1926-10-14
PICS AND POETRY

st{XT E MIGHT as well make the
wv best of it," said Miss Ham.
"SqueaI, squeal, we might as well
make the best of ii"
"What should we make the best
OFF, asked Grandfather Porky Pig.
''Tell us, Miss Ham, grunt, grunt ;
tell US, Cousin Ham,"
Eyes, tell US, squeal, squeal tell us.
Miss Ham," said Brother Bacon.
"Grunt, grunt, tell US, Miss Han"
urged Sammy Sausage.
'Please tell us" said Sir Percival
Pork "Grunt, grunt, please tell us,
Miss Ham.
yes, squeal, squeal, please tell us.
Miss Ham," said Sir Benjamin Bacon.
1--WE want to know, grunt. grupt,
we want to know" said Mrs. Pink Pig.
Eyes, and you must tell us, squeal,
squeal,' said Mrs. Pinky Pig.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1926-10-14
FELT HAT STAGES COMEBACK;
PARIS THINKS WELL OF PLAID

If in Paris do as Parisians do, that
is, choose any sort of material just
50 it is gay plaid. This vogue for
plaid is sweeping through the entire
of fashions realm
The picture portrays two unlike vet
equally handsome versions ofthe plaid
mode. Plaid worsted is given flatter-
ing treatment in the Paris-made two
piece frock to the right. In this in
stance the darker side of the plaid
cloth is used for the skirt. the reverse
giving varied trimming for the
blouse. which itself is made of beige
kssha matched to the predominating
tone in the plaid.
None other than a French stylist
could contrive so intricate fabric
handling as is evidenced In the win
The Monmouth inquirer., 1926-10-14
AS Told by
Irwin cobb
QUESTION AND ANSWER

ID EV. FATHER F. p. JOYCE, lately
IN chaplain in the regular army
but now retired, as a result of having
been gassed in service overseas with
the A. &. f., stands sponsor for this
one:
During the great fire in San Fran
cisco a mounted orderly from the
Preside was riding along Mission
street at a smart trot A woman ran
out of a house waving her apron at
him.
"Oh, Mister Soldier Mister Sol
dIerl" she called, "Where can l get
some milk for our baby?"
Without drawing rein the cavalry
man saluted as he answered:
Il don't know, ma'am; this animal
I'm ridin' is horse"
Copyright by the McNaught syndicate Inc.)
The Monmouth inquirer., 1926-10-14
Luxenburg Farms

Luxembourg is country of small
landowners and of farmers tilling
their own holdings. The total area
of land devoted to agriculture is
about 100000 acres, and of this
amount 100000 acres are farmed by
resident proprietors. Individual farms
number 10000 of which $4,000 are less
than III acres in extent, $500 are be-
tween IL and 6 acres, and 1000
others are less than IL across.
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SOME THING TO
THINK ABOUT
BY F. A. WALKER
sHUFFLING OFF

STN HE cause for the increase of sui
i eide among women has been vari-
ously accounted for. Some illogical
reasoners have said that it was be-
cause women had taken up the work
of men and found it too great
strain.
That is all foolishness.
The brain of the ordinary woman
will stand good deal more strain
than the brain of the ordinary man be-
fore it yields to some impulse of self
destruction.
If ali the problems which face each
morning every wife and mother and
demand solutions before nightfaIl we're
presented every twenty-four hours ITO,
the average business man he would
quit inside of month.
If he thought he had to be smilingly
pleasant, as the ordinary wife, to a
fault-fnding companion. he would
after a while begin to consider what
was the easiest way out of the world
and how soon he had better start on
the journey.
1t is not at all illogical to believe
that the increase in the number of
suicides among women is directly
traceable to the increased prosperity
among the men.
Men who few years ago were earn
ing moderate salaries, staying at
home nights, and at the insistence of
their wives and through their wives
economy saving little of their earn
ings, are now making from four to ten
times as much as they did then, have
lost their sense of necessity for saw
ing and acquired the idea that there
are better places to spend the eve
nings than at home, and not infre-
quently have decided that there are
other people more congenial than their
wives
1t is pretty nearly certain that if a
careful analysis were made of the cir
cumstances surrounding the marked
increase of women suicides it would
be found that very many of them were
led to take their lives because the in
creased prosperity had robbed them of
their husbands.
If you know Of woman suicide,
inquire as to the circumstances of her
death and see if this is not true.
In the last analysis suicide is
confession of cowardice.
1t says to life, Il dare not face you
any longer. Your problems are too
great for me. / cannot bear what
you threaten and there is only one
way out"
Do not ever acknowledge defeat In
anything.
There is always a way to victory If
you fight hard enough.
Suicide never earned honor or re5
spect for any man or woman.
Live and fight. Fight and win.
That is the spirit with which to
meet every problem and face every
seeming. disaster.
(G by Mcclure Newspaper syndicate.)
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4squeal, squeaI, We Want to Know,
Pinlky Pig Said.

You surely must, grunt, grunt,"
said Pinky Pigs mother. and Pinky
Pig said:
"Squeal, squeal, we want to know. :"
well. grunt, grunt," said Miss Ham,
you don't give me a chance to tell
you. You grunt and squeal and won't
give me moment In which to tell you
anything"
"squeal, squeal," said Brother Ba-
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
FIRST METHODIST CHURCH

(Cor. Eaton and Simonton Sts.)
Mary of Bethany" viii be sub
ject of pastor at IL o'clock Sum
day morning, April oath.
The choir will sing "Glory and
Honor Proclaim"
"The Alabaster Box" will be the
subject for the evening service at
8 o'clock.
The choir viii sing 1.-THE Lord
of Hosts" and other choruses.
Fifteen minutes song service.
Sunday School at 9:45 a. m.
Epworth League at z p. m.
Wednesday evening prayer and
praise service 8 o'clock.
Come and appreciate as others
do.
L. MUNRO,
Pastor.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS OF CHURCH
SERVICES FOR TOMORROW


Eaton St. between Duval and
Simonton Sts.)
Sunday School Gas a. m.
Preaching IL a. m. Theme
AN Unanswerable Christian
Argument" The message viii
emphasize the unfailing testimony
the church and all Christian forces
can put forth at the present time.
B. Y. P. u. Z p. m.
Preaching 8 p. m. Theme:
Saints or Murderers, Which,.
The message will set forth points
whereon preachers Of every age
need to ring the changes in pro-
the gospel.
w. x. E. JAMES,
Pastor.
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CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY

1927 Elizabeth STREET.
This society is branch of The
Mother Church, the First Church
of Christ Scientist, Boston, Mass.
Sunday services at IL a. m.
Sunday school $50 a. m.
All pupils under twenty years
of age are lovingly welcomed.
Wednesday evening meeting at
s o'clock.
The reading room is located at
327 Elizabeth street. Open daily
except Sundays and holidays from
8 to 5 p. M, where Bible and
Christian Science literature may
be read, borrowed or purchased.
All are welcome to the use of
the reading room and are cordially
invited to attend the services.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
LOCAL NOTICE TO MARINERS

FloridaKey West Harbor-
Main Channel-Wester Triangle
Buoy 5, reported dragged from
its position to d position about so
yards 210 degrees from Frankfort
Bank South End Buoy Is, viii be
replaced as soon as practicable.
Buoy List 7th District, 1925,
p. 81.
BY direction of the Commission
er of Lighthouses.
VIM. ". DEMERITT,
Superintendent of Lighthouses.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

In Paris there lives a certain
~. Duvivieu, who spends his days
tasting water. So delicate is his
palate that he can tell at once
from what part Of France. almost
from what spring. the water has
come. Also he can say when
minerals are present and, ap-
proximately, in what quantities.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
LAYMENs GOSPEL LEAGUE

The following are the meeting
places Of the Gospel League for
the week beginning April rs:
Sunday, 4 o. m.-At Lumber
Shed, foot of William street.
Monday, 1880 p. m.-Whitehead
and Angela streets, at corner
store.
Tuesday, 7:30 p. m.-Thomas
and Petronia, at corner store.
Friday, Z go p. m.-Hieks Lane
off Fleming street, opposite the
Gibson Hotel
G. H. GIBSON,
Leader.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
AMAZING COCOA swlNDLE

Chagrin deep and lasting is be-
ing felt by farmers of the African
Gold Coast for their alleged loss
of cocoa of the value of 500, 900
pounds sterling. while they are inn
portuning the government to have
extradited q sauve European who
explained to them Cooperative
marketing method. The cocoa was
pooled and sold. as promised, but
the farmers got no money.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
RIcKsHA PULLING ExAcTING

Sociologists looking into the
question In Pekin, China, have de-
termined that the business career
Of those furnishing the motive
power for the man-drawn ricksha
is only FIVE years. Such is the
endurance period of the arduous
work. In and out Of employment
there are from 10000 to so, 900
ricksha men in the metropolitan
district. Street cars are slow to
gain popularity.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
CHURCH OF GOD

All are invited to the Church
of God Pentecostal Mission on
Frances street, to hear the full
gospel services Sunday mornings
II o'clock. Sunday school $3.50,
and preaching at night 1880, also
Wednesday nights 7:30 prayer
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
LA TRINIDAD
METHODIST CHURCH, SOUTH

(Angeia and Duval Sts.)
Sunday school $3.50 p. m.
Epworth League Gas p. m.
Preaching 7:45 p. m.
Night class for the S. s. work
ers and teachers on Monday at
7:45 p. m.
Junior League on Wednesday
at 4 p. m.
Prayer meeting on Thursday at
7:45 p. m.
Welcome.
r. JrMENEz.
Pastor.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
HOME MADE WINE

PHILADELPHIA-Home made
vine containing ten per cent alco-
hol is not in fact intoxicating, in
the opinion of eight men and four
women comprising a jury which
acquitted a grocer.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

WINTER HAVEN. D. Att
man, employed here in the con-
struction of a building, tried to
reason with a water moccasin that
it was in his way, and received q
bite on the index finger for his
trouble. Altman found the snake
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

sleeping peacefully on q piece of
wood which needed removing. He
tried to awaken it, then attempted
to brush it of, and finally picked
it up to threw it Of. AItman's
condition is serious.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

Andrew Robertson, who has as
sisted in launching 500 vessels at
. British shipbuilding plant, is
still working at the age of 80.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
Flashes of Life



NEW YORK-Max herman, a
singing tailor, who recently made
his debut in concert at Carnegie
Hail, is now working as porter
in . mercantile establishment at
$40 a week to keep the wolf from
the door. His shop and savings
are gone and he is in debt. His
share of the receipts of his debut
we're s33, bit he is going to try
again.
WAsHINGTON-Pity the poor
Pullman porter; his tips average
onlY $50 a month and his annual
salary 1910, take it from Repre-
sentative Celler, of New York,
who proposes congressional in
yestigation of the matter.
PARASITIC tiger has been
bung<d up a little from brush
with the tax gatherer. Georges
Clameneeau refused to pay $40
penalty for delay with his remit
tanee and some of his furniture
was seized at Passy. He bought
it back.
NEW YORK--Senorita Ernes-
tine Gales, who has bobbed hair
and ultra modern skirts, is here
for good time. In Mexico, where
her father is president, the boys
and girls now go without chaper-
ons she says, but they drink less
than ia New York.
SANDRINGHAM, England -
King George has ordered that I'M
derground tanks and a gasoline
pump be installed at the royal
garage. They must be of British
manufacture but the idea is Amer
ieap.
NEW YORK - Women have
been playing roulette in the roar
ing forties. Half dozen, includ-
ing several wives Of merchants,
were found when the police raided
q ffth floor apartment, seized 3
wheel and $4,000 in cash and
$500 in chips. Male operators
were held and the women releas-
ed.
MADRID-The government in
a statement says Douglas Fair
banks and Mary Pickford had no
intention Of slahdering the Span
ish people by buffoonery, but
merely displayed bad taste.
NEW YORK-Since his con-
science prevented him from ac-4
eepflng the large fee Of fifty cents
from the poor United States,
Harry Markson, city clerk of
Elmiras has sent il to 3 charity
fun1. The fee was for taking a
deposition from the court martial
OF Captain Orville Clampitt.
q
NEW YoRK-As to lying,
drinking and bribing to put over
prohibition, Pussyfoot Johnson is
oct with an explanation that he
employed only the legitimate tricks
Of Scotland Yard and Of every re-
p1tabIe detective service on earth.
PHILADELPHIA = Sun spots
are going TO cause . lot Of static
that VIII hamper radio reception
all this year, it Is predicted by DR..
Louis A. Baur Of Carnegie Insti-
tute.
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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

Miss Dorothea Antel Of New
York has been almost helpless and
eneased in a steel jacket since she
suffered an injury six years ago.
bus she supports herself by rum
ming gift shop and Is known Is
1.-The Sunshine Girl
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
INTERNATIONAL BIBLE
STUDENTS

Bible study Sunday afternoon
at 4 o'clock.
Prayer meeting Wednesday eve
ming at 7:30, 1920 Southland
street.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
GEL SALVADOR" METHODIST
CHURCH

Virginia and Grinnell sts.)
At $50 p. M, Sunday school.
At 7:45 p. M. evening worship
and sermon.
Wednesday evening at 7:45
o'clock prayer meeting will be
held.
G. PEREZ,
Pastor.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

Japan's navy now has about
500 airplanes besides those used
by the army.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

awarded the contract, will place a
12-inch shell layer on the highway,
10 miles long, and the road de-
partment will top it with asphalt.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

Hiss Julia Groo of Portland.
Ore, who won 4 $4,000 essay
prize. has received several hun
dred proposals of marriage.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

Judge Helen McGill Of Van
eouser. B. c.. has been reinstated
onsthe bench, after being temper
ariiy deprived of her authority
through legal technicality.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

Many eminent leaders in re-
ligious thought win gather in To-
ronto today to attend the eighth
annual convention of the Worlds
Christian Fundamentals Associa-
ton.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

KISSIMMEE-Mrs. Ruth Bryan
Owen, of Coconut Grove, who has
qualified with the secretary Of
state as candidate for Congress,
viii be a lovely rival" in the
opinion of w. J. Sears, of Kissim-
NEE, the incumbent. Mrs. Owen,
Mr.. Sears said, els the least of
my worries"
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS must not
make themselves obnoxious to
church-goers at worship, the city
commissioners of Sanford ruled in
passing an ordinance prohibiting
the flyers from skimming over
buildings Of the community. A
fine of 800 was provided for ayi-
ators flying within an altitude of
1000 feet while over the city.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

Mrs. Ruth Bryan Owen. daugh-
ter Of the late William jennings
Bryan. is candidate for Congress
from the Fourth Florida district.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
About Women

Miss Anne Johnson Of Mil
waukee Is one Of the city's ex-
pert stenographers. in spite Of
the fact that she Is blind and !
cripple.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

ARRAN-Work In hard-sur-
facing State Road Number 10,
from near Biocker,s Ferry in
Franklin county, to Sopehoppy
and Medart, in Wakulla county,
has begun. The Wakulla Indus
trial Corporation, which was
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

DAY BY DAY IN FLORIDA
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
fRr Asseeratea Pressl


DELAND-Sheriff C. NJ. Hands
and Chief of Police r. G. Wilson,
of Sanford, purchased a substan-
tial quantity of liquor on high
way near here. Then, C. M. tBert)
Cone, of Ridgewood. was placed
under arrest for selling it. When
a confederate of Cones is said to
have informed the officers that he
knew where there was some good
liquor, the sheriff replied: take
Us to it. We're dying for some. "
The arrest followed. 4
PALATKA = When lightning
struck the home of Mrs. J. j. Snth-
erland of San Mateo, a dog playing
at the feet of Mrs. Sutherland was
instantly killed. Mrs. Sutherland
received slight shocks, but her
condition was not considered serE
Gus.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24
TODAY'S EVENTS

Centenary Of the birth of Will
liam Deering, famous manufac-
turer of harvesting machinery.
Eighty years ago today HOSTILE
ties In the war with Mexico began
with . skirmish on the east side
of the Rio Grande.
The Irish Free State today will
commemorate the tenth anniver-
sary of the Easter revolt in Dub
lin.
This is the day set apart for the
annual observance of Arbor Day
in the State of Massachusetts,.
Many eminent leaders in re-
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

TAMPA--Plans are under way
here for an elaborate entertain
ment of delegates to the annual
convention of tn Florida Junior
Board of Commerce, May Fl and
%. The arrangements being made
also include reception of delegates
to the national convention, who
viii visit Tampa, following the
annual gathering, June 1926.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

FLAGLER BEACH-That the
early inhabitants of Florida were.
agriculturally inclined was re-
vealed here when an old plow,
bearing the date of 1881, and be-
lieved to be Spanish relic. was
dug up here. The implement was
placed on exhibition here.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

PHILADELPHIA = Sun spots
are going TO cause . lot Of static
that VIII hamper radio reception
all this year, it is predicted by DR..
Louis A. Baur Of Carnegie Insti-
tute.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-04-24

NEW YoRK-As to lying,
drinking and bribing to put over
prohibition, Pussyfoot Johnson is
oct with an explanation that he
employed only the legitimate tricks
of Scotland Yard and Of every re-
p1table detective service on earth.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-06-29

about Lydia e. Pinkham'S Fege-
table Compound, as it helped her
very much, so I tried it. After TAX
ing four bottles, ] weigh 116 pounds.
It has just done wonders for me
and | lean do my homework now
without one bit of trouble: "-MRs.
N. RIEssINGER, 10000 Nelson Ave.,
Cleveland, Ohio.
If some good fairy should appear.
and offer to grant your hearts de-
sire. what would you choose?
wealth? It's transient thing
that brings its own cares.
Happiness? It's an elusive thing
which we keep by giving away.
Health? That's the best gift.
Health is riches that gold cannot
buy and surely health is cause
enough for happiness.
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound may be the good fairy
who offers you better health.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-06-29
Expert Advice

HE was running down Six
tenth Street this morning out
side OF all traffic. He passed
everything on, the road, and went
over three intersections on the
WRONG, side. There was lot Of
slow vehicles in front OF him, he
said, and he turned OUT to pass
them.
If there was anything against
that In the regulations he'd like
to see it. he said. I didn't know
Just what Article, Section and
Paragraph to look for so I
brought him down to the Corpor-
alton Counsel's office. They knew
right off the bat, and had him
all charged and ready for trial
in less time than 1t would take;
me to look through the index.
The court: 1.-THE rule about
keeping on the right side OF the,
road is very important and old.
established one. It's been in ex-
istence since the days Of the
Roman chariot races. 4
Exception Not Allowed
Boob: "I always keep ON. the
right side except when I pass
other vehicles. Then / have to
move over. Everybody does that
I've seen the fire chief do it."
You're over-ambitious. Keep
ing up with the fire chief causes
a lot OF trouble in Washington.
Now and then people come in
here who try to beat him, but
mostly they go to the morgue.
Keeping up with the fire chief is
a hazardous undertaking young
mana hazardous undertaking.
Ask any undertaken. Pay 50 on
your way out"
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!, s. REsTOCKS
GAME fish
Rr RoBERT s. THORNBURGH

DY A6OOA1A@4 De 80
Game fishing, once one OF Ameri-
cas- most popular sports. is des.
tined to regain its former prestige
as the result Of a campaign
launched by. the Government, It
was announced today. ).
The Department of Commerce
has started two,fold drive. first
to stock the rivers and streams OF
the country with game fish. and
second to obtain strict enforcement
OF game laws by the States.
The rebuilding Of the commercial
fisheries to regain what was former.
" a tremendous supply OF food
stuff Is another objective.
Production of the Government
fish cultural stations in the Mis-.
.sissippi valley during the year end:
ing June 80 win be 5,S01. S62, 900
fish and eggs, Commissioner, Of
Fisheries Henry OsMalley an.
nou1ced. 3. Ii So
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-06-29

AuS lily 4l0L O0bS
l lost weight, no
matter what I
did. Then a doc
tor told me /
would be better
If / had another
baby, which 1
did. But / got
worse, was all
ways sickly and
went down to SO
poun d s. M y
neighbor told me
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ONE CENT SALE
Clears and Candies
Today and Tomorrow Only

into this One-Cent Sale we have grouped large
number of popular fresh candies and choice quality
Go over the list carefully and you'll agree they
are real values. Remember, tomorrow. IS the last
day of this great SALE