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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-04-30
RELATING TO RADIO CONTROL

1t is stated that President Cool
idge is inclined to favor the White
radio bill in preference to the Dill
bill for control, the President be-
lieving that regulatory powers ere
ated should be placed under the
jurisdiction of an established de-
partment of the Government instead
of in charge of an independent COM
mission.
He probably has no reason to
doubt that If the need Of an indie
pendent commission is at all con-
siderable there will be ample time
later in which to establish it. We
understand that the proposed indie
pendent commission would have
complete jurisdiction over the radio
field and be responsible to no recog-
nized arm of the Government. This
fact would doubtless have weight in
the Presidents mind. 1t is to the
credit Of Congressman Whites radio
bill that 1t meets with the approval
Of the President. That bill would
leave the control in the department
Of the Government over which Mr..
Hoover has control.
Under sort of gentleman's agree
ment this Department has been at
tempting to bring order out of chaos
by assigning wave lengths to the
broadcasting concerns. One concern
defies this arrangement. takes the
case to court, which finds that the
concern has legal right to any
wave length it chooses. Mr.. Hoover
insists that if this right be enforced
more than half a billion dollars
worth of radio equipment will have
to be sent to the scrap heap and
seven million radio listeners will find
chaos worse COMPOUNDED. ,Legisla-
ton must be had.
Even radio has not eliminated
trouble from this old world of ours,
wonderful though it be.
Neither has it eliminated political
apprehensions, fugling and the like.
To place control of the radio in the
hands of a cabinet officer chosen by
the President, some assume, is Civ
ing. too much of opportunity to such
q politically appointed official with
political debts to pay. Then. too,
there are those, who would not
magnify the power Of the present
secretary. who is understood to have
Presidential ambitions. Such APP
prehensions may be less creditable
to those entertaining them than to
anybody else, nevertheless they ap-
pear to exist-for arguments sake
IL for no other reason. However,
Mr. Hoover has expressed entire
willingness to be relieved of the
task of setting the radio broadcast
ing to rights.
But somebody should be required
to do it. And already We have
about enough commissions.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-04-30
GIVE THE GOAT A CHANCE

Labor knows it's own needs and
so does capital. Away from re-
porters, away from we'll
politicians interfering under the
cloak of public interest, they could
quickly negotiate a contract. Gov
eminent operation of railroads has
answered the question with an en-
phatic gative."-Richard F. Grant,
who was credited with settling the
recent anthracite strike.
Two parties to a quarrel do not
like to be interfered with until one
or the other concludes he is getting
the worst of it, in which event a
Cry for help goes out.
Neither organized capital nor
organized labor out of it's experience
finds any desire for Government in
reference unless it is getting the
worst of the fight. Meanwhile. how
ever, they mess up the neighborhood
with their quarreling.
The railroads wish to settle their
own hash-with the proviso that it
be settled to suit them-likewise the
railroad workers. The same may be
said of the coal controversies. In
each case the public is made the
goat of their quarreling and pays
the expenses. Until such condi-
ton is obviated, which does not seem
possible, the public will be exceed
ingly simple minded if it doesn't
insist on it's right to have a word on
| the subject.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-04-30
b Mv David Cory

Goodness gracious meebus, Little
Reader. Your Uncle Dave almost i'm
agined he was boy again as he fin
ished Yesterdays story. Yes, wander
ing down the Shady Lane, hearing
Robins sweet refrain, as upon a
bough &. he swung, where the apple
blossoms chung. Dearest me! There
goes my old typewriter into poetry.
And, sad to say, "Remmy'' neglected
to put it into neat little verse. May
be you can copy it neatly on a little
piece of paper, my little Jack Rabbit
fan.
Well. as I recall. dear Uncle Lucky
and Little Jack Rabbits~ere watching
the Old Red Rooster plant the vege-
table garden for Lady Love.
MANY of the vegetables eaten by
man are in the form of Seeds" went
on the wise old gentleman rabbit still
bent on teaching his bunny nephew
more of Loving Mother Natures plans
and ways. This is so with grain, corn,
peas and beans. Most of what we raise
of these is used for food, and we keep
but a very small part for seed for the
next year. The different kinds of grain
and corn are used for making bread;
and this you know, Is a part of our
food that we depend upon so much.
that 1t is called the staff of life
Mother doesn't make bread from
little seeds" said the bunny boy, 1--WE
often watched her."
"She makes 1t with flour, into
which the little grains are ground"
answered the wise old gentleman rab
bit. THE grains from which our
bread is made are quite small. But
there are a great many of them. And
they are freed from their chaffy COW
erings land are ground between mill
stones, so as to be changed into the
fine flour. from which we make bread"
wish 1 could have told this to the
Three Merry Grasshoppers. and Tiny
Miss Cricket before they left our little
kitchen for the Sunny Meadow" ex-
claimed the bunny boy. 'They often
watched Mother bake the Angel Cake"
Maybe they already know it,"
chuckled Uncle Lucky. And now just
a few words about fruits. Did you
ever notice the small, delicate flowers
on my grapevine
Yes, Oh. yes" answered the bunny
boy.
They are much smaller than the
fruit that forms after they fall, went
on the learned old gentleman rabbit.
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National Park May
Commemorate Site
WestpOrt Battle

Kansas City, Apr. 29-P)-Un-
recognized by the government for
more than half a century, the Bat
tie of Westport. fought October 21-23.
1864, is in a fair way to be COM
memorated by the establishment of a
national military park, similar to
those at Gettysburg, Chickamauga
and Shiloh. The park will be on
the ground where the deciding phase
of the battle was taught.
Termed by historians the Gettys-
burg of the West" the Battle of
Westport marked the end of General
Sterling Prices great invasion of
Missouri, and dashed his hopes of
taking Fort Leavenwoth, with it's rich
army stores a d it's dominant posi-
ton on the Western frontier.
A bill to acquire a 110-acre tract
in the Southwestern part of Kansas
City has passed the Senate. where it
was introduced by Senator Reed, and
now is before the House.
The golf course of the Kansas City
Country Club now occupies the site
of the proposed park. The pending
bill would authorize the government
to purchase the ground for 100000.
General Prices Missouri invasion,
with the great military center of Fort
Leavenworth as it's ultimate objec-
tive, started about Sept. 6, 1864. He
was not stopped until the three days
fighting in tie vicinity of Kansas
City, eliminating in the final I'M
successful assault on the Northern
lines at Westport. 1t then was a
town of little more than 5000 popu-
lation, four miles South of Kansas
City.
Opposing General Price were the
armies of Generals Pleasanton and
Curtis. whose total strength about
equalled that of Price.
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COMING EVENTS

April 30-Annual meeting of State
Chamber of Commerce and Indus
May Child Health day in Maine.
May National Egg day.
May 1-S-National Boys week.
May 2-S-National Music week.
May 4-6-State Conference of Congre-
gational churches at Portland.
Masonic bodies of Maine at Portland.
May 7-Arbor day.
May bird day.
May 7-Lyford prize speaking contest
at Colby College.
May 7-S-Annual preparatory school
weekend at Bowdoin College.
May 9-Mother's day.
MAY 10-29th annual meeting of
Christian Civic League of Maine in
First Baptist church. Waterville, 2
May 11-Annual convention of Kenne-
bee County Sunday School Associa-
ton at Congregational church, VIM
May 12-1s-Annual session Grand
h hodge fo Of Maine Good Templars' in
May 2S-29-State convention of Bust
ness and Professional Women's
Clubs at Houlton.
May 30-Twenty-first annual conven-
ton Maine postoffice clerks at Pitts
June 1-4-Annual meeting of Maine
State Federation of Labor at Ply
THAN Temple, Portland.
June 3-4-Annual meeting Of Maine
Library Association at Auburn.
June 4-6-Maine State Spiritualist
convention at the Progressive Spirit
ualist Temple. Augusta.
June 9-10-11-Maine Medical Associa-
tion State Convention, Poland Spring.
June 9-11-United Baptist convention
of Maine, Rockland.
June 14-15-New England District
Convention of Lions Club, Portland.
June 12-State Encampment of Vet
Grams of Foreign Wars, National
Soldiers Home, Togus. 10 A. NJ.
June 19-Rawson-Ma Macmillan expedi-
tion leaves Wiscasset for the sub
Arctic.
June 19-Maine State Bankers Asso-
citation holds annual meeting and
outing at Poland Spring.
June 21-Maine primaries.
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WINDSOR
Daniel Graves True

WEST-Daniel G. True. one of the
Oldest and most respected of Wind
sor's citizens pas ed away at his
home Wednesday afternoon.
Mr.. True was born in Litchfield,
81 years ago, the youngest in the
family of nine children of Joseph G..
and Abigail (knowlton) True. He
enlisted in the Civil war as soon as
he was old CROUCH to be admitted
to the service, and has always been
an ardent member of the G. A. r.
For year he was commander of the
James P. Jones Post at South China.
He was for a time the mail carrier
on the star route from Augusta to
Weeks Mills. and no matter what
the weather Mr.. Trues mail always
came through.
He married In 1880. Miss Vesta
M. Barton, only daughter of Ira D.
Barton of Windsor, and the earlier
years of their married life were pass
ed at Weeks Mills. Later he pur-
chased the farm in West Windsor,
where he died on the fifth anniver-
sary of his Mife's demise.
Mr.. True was much loved mem
Der of Dirigo Lodge F. and A. NJ, of
the Lily of the Valley Chapter, o. f.
s., of Harlem Lodge ~. o. u. w. and
of Windsor Grange, in all of which
bodies he took an active part until
failing health confined him to his
home. Indeed he was at the time of
his death financier of the A. o. U. w.
Always social, always genial, always
helpful, he will be much missed
and long remembered by a host of
friends. He leaves one brother, o. A.
True Of Litchfield and seven chill
dren. F. P. True of Augusta, F. w.
OF Windsor, o. A. Of Gardiner, ]. G.
and B. I. of Vassalboro. H. W. of
Litchfieh, and Mrs. F. B. Perley of
Vassalboro, who have the sympathy
of the community.
Funeral services will be held at
the late home at IL am. on Saturday.
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CLEANUP WEEK

Mayor Mclean proclaims "Clean-
Up Week" for May 2-S. His proc
lamation contains the admonition:
Each citizen should develop his own
home and grounds, having in mind
the interest of his ~-ighborhood.
Wealth may be measured in beauty
as well as m dollars"
It is barely possible the mayor had
in mind instances, which we regret
are not altogether lacking in this
community, where this has not been
done. A citizen. without restraint
of a coming or other regulation may
take advantage of an opportunity to
defy the spirit, which ultimately de-
mands coming regulations, for what he
considers his pecuniary benefit, ex-
cusing himself on the ground that
he has legal right to do so. Surely
his will not be the wealth of beauty
and neighborly accord. however great
may be his harvest of dollars.
There are many things which one
may WItuOut lINOiNcu
in the law, but which the far-seeing
person will not do. The wise motor
list does not always insist on his
right of way, however much he may
desire to exercise 1t.
After all, those who consider their
neighbors' rights. we like to think,
get more of enjoyment out of that
neighborhood than do those who dis
regard them. Confucius concluded
that: Virtue is not left to stand
alone. He who practices it will have
neighbors." The converse of that
proposition also is true. And isn't
it true that there is a satisfaction
in contributing to the beauty Of the
neighborhood in which we live,
qualification if we are able success
fully to do this? A wish to be
thought we'll of by our neighbors is
so common as to. seem almost in
stinctive. The exceptions to it are
not happy ones.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-04-30
CORNvILLE
Wesserrunsett GRANGE

WeSserrunsett grange held a pleas
ant meeting Saturday evening with g.
very good attendance. The following
program was carried out, Winifred
Gardner acting as lecturer. Piano
solo. Winifrei Gardner, original pa
per. Facts about Maine"-George
Fogg: song-choir: reading-Annette
Moody; song-Helen Nc Clure and
Norman Herrin; tableau-three
scenes, Bearl Mcclure and George
Flewelling; song-choir; story
George Flewelling; harmonica solo
Ralph York; song-choir.
Last week flock after flock of
wild geese were seen flying toward
the north.
Albion Kelley has gone to his work
driving logs down the river.
Emma Locke, who has been Ill
with the flu at the home of her
sister, Mrs. George Hobart, of Show
hogan, was able to return to her
home. Tuesday.
Henry Palmer has recovered from
pneumonia and Is able 20 sit up.
Mrs. Mary Thomps is keeping
house for Herbert 4-,. and son,
Riley.
John Scott is shingling his build
ings. Benoise Judllins is assisting
him.
Many sheep owners are shearing
their fiocks.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. w. Cronkhite and
Mrs. Ida Davis are expected to ar
rive in town the last of the week.
They were in Georgia last Thursday.
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railroads and STEAMBOATS,
MAINE CENTRAL RAiLHOHs
Eastern Standard Time

TRAINS LEAVE AUGUSTA Fok
Bangor. t12.17 a. m. s12.40 a. m. ia9 9a = Is
1892 a.m.,. ~. so a. M. tll.54 Am. I%io
1887 pm, IA. sap. m.
b. & A. Pts, I IL. II am, I'll 81 am.
Bar Harbor, IL a. m. III o. a. 70. !. osn a.
Bath, ia. "a a. m, t9. 40 a. m, r. IL IN, I4.V'p
Belfast. CAS- IL a. m, t2.l3p. m. .,. a.
Boston. 1921 q. m, "a a. M, rs. 81. 4.
r. 10 am, S1002 a. m. 1913 p. m, 500.
TAOS p. m. *l0.55 D. m.
Calais, tl2.l7 a. m. tll-54 q. m.
Dover Foxcr oft, CA. 81 a. m, t2.l5 p; p; a.
Car diner. 1921 q. m. IA. 81 a. M, Iss a.nrnl
to. 40 am. sl0.02 a. m, 10. ID p. M, s9S q < 4.
taos M, vs. 5p. M. IT, is p. m, ~ 10 ~
Hallowell. IA "a a. M. t847 a. m, sievss = q,
IS. ID p. m. 1894 p. m. taos p m.' lo'i'
Ills p. M. 40 SIS p. m.
Harmony. I'll 81 a. m. ,,oco. n.
Lewiston, IL. 81 a. m. tS,47 .. m, slo'os
1913 p. m. .05 p, m, slo.55 p m.
New York, IS. "a D. m. taos o. m. .s- a.
Portland. 49, 81 a. m. t4.54 a. m 10 "a : d,
t9,40 a m. sJc02 m. 10. IL p. m so'o1
taos o. m. t71Sp m. *Io SIS p III. AZ Az n,
Rockland. IA. 81 a. m, tS.41 a. M. ls'1s
Is. 10 p. m. .osns n.
Skowhegan. C4,5la. m. 1852 a m. ts''O : :
t2.13 p. M. .,oo2a q.
So Gardiner "a 81 a. m. ts.47a. m, siv ~ q,
t3;l3p. m. 1874 p m. t5.lo p'm-' l''''
*10.55p. m.
St John, tl217 a. m. uUan.
Waterviile. t12l7 a. m. s12. 40 an y IA o,
1852 a. m. 10. 50a m. t1l.54 a. m. lS-lsr
S2,37 p. m, 1859 p. m, SO p. m :. M.ndst
Daily. Except Sunday ana 1900 $500.
Z Daily. except Monday. Daily. excep'
Sunday only.
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READFIELD

DEPOT-The Community Club
was entertained by Mrs. Emma
Fifield Saturday afternoon. Mem
bers We're glad to welcome as one Of
the visitors, Mrs. Elizabeth Leavett
a former resident. After the usual
sewing. the hostess served refresh
ments, then came adjournment
Next meeting to be with Helen
Sedgeley Saturday afternoon. May s.
1t is good news to the friends Of
Mrs. Emma Whittier to learn that
she is much better and on the road
to health.
Charles and George Jr.. Gordon of
Everett Mass, have been passing a
week with their aunt. Mrs. Nellie
Brown and cousins.
Large f1ocks of wild geese have
been seen.
Friends here of Miss Nora Bartlett
Greeley were panied to learn of her
death.
Leslie Jones, who has been i'll with
grippe, is now able to be up in his
easy chair, also Adele.
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Reports Smith College
Posture Test Reveal
Straight Seniors

Northampton. Mass, April a2-P)
Smith College seniors have pssed
the vertical line test with flying col
ors. The department of hygiene and
physical education reports that taken
as whole they stand better and
straighter than any preceding class.
The crucial point in determining n
satisfactory posture in photographs
and physical examination is the rela-
ton of the soiy to the vertical plane.
The lobe of the ear. the tip of the
shoulder and the ankle joint must
be in a straight line.
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MADISON
Madison Mail Delivery
To Start Saturday

Madison delivery of man -,
into effect Saturday with p 81
ton as carrier. Many citizens - " " =
village have already instaIieS
necessary boxes at their hons. y.
Weston has been the carrier :. 81
F. d. Route / for the past two y
and his place will be taken " go
present by J. Warren RIacL~. l.|
Four concrete posts for the ress
ton boxes have already been NJ
in position, one opposite the ~.
of w. A. Rushworth on Masiss
street; one at the corner Of Dr..
ant and Main streets: one an -.
Point avenue near Worsters -
age; and one near the Residence !.
H. A. johnson on Weston AVER Y
A crew of carpenters are NJ -,
putting up stagings preparatorv I
installing the new fire whistle 81 y
fire station tower. The whistle -
be motor driven and is to be nl.s..
at the extreme top of the tor..
above the bell.
Mark Shibles, of Colby Coils.
will occupy the pulpit Of the ~
Baptist Church next Sunday mo,s
ing and evening owing to the n
ness of Rev. z. c. Clark, who y.
expected to arrive this week ~
begin his work Sunday as pastor !.
the church.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gilbert Young ws.
made happy Thursday morning i,
the arrival of baby daughter /,
their home in this village.
Madison High School baseh.n
team will play the first game y
the season Saturday afternoon q
the Old Point avenue grounds VIII
Skowhegan High School team.
The maple syrup season came /,
a close in this vicinity the first y
the week and the farmers repon
an average run.
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But the delicious grapes are some
thing more than a seed-holder. II it
were meant only to hold the seeds. it
would not have all that Juicy pulp
that is so pleasant to the taste"
"When the little strawberry grows
Red as any crimson rose.
In the berry patch I'll be-"
Sang Bobbie Redvest from tree.
Eat all you wish. dear little bird"
laughed generous Uncle Lucky.
Mother Nature has given us plenty of
fruit, some small and some large. And
they all come from little seeds. Take
the big watermelon, for instance, or
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MOUNT VERNON

Hiram Hayes of Randolph is help
ing Alfred Turner.
Mrs. Maize Russell Luce. who has
been very sick with measles, is i'm
proving.
Roy Bickford of Fairfield, formerly
OF this town, has been visiting
friends.
G. ]. Mckay has some beautiful
collie pups.
Russell Berry has a new Chevrolet
car
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-04-30

the large pumpkin, that big yellow
vegetable. These grow on a trailing
vine. Strange, too, that the fruits of
some large trees are quite small. This
is the case with the walnut and the
chestnut. The acorn is very small
nut, but, goodness gracious meebus!
Tall oaks from little acorns grow."
although in warm climates, it is often
the reverse. Some of the trees there
grow very large fruit, like cocoanuts,
for example.
And bananas" shouted the bunny
boy. happy that he remembered his
geography lesson of the day before.
And in the next story you shall hear
what happened after that.
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HEARINGS AND MEETINGS AT
STATE HOUSE

May bird day program given in
hall of Representatives, at State
House at 10 A. NJ.
May 4-State Highway Commission
opens bids for construction of nine
sections of State highway.
May 4-Charities and Corrections
board meets at department at 10
A NJ.
May 1f--State Board Of Embalming
Examiners holds exams at State
House.
May 12-Directors Of Kennebec Bridge
open bids at State Highway Depart
ment for building the sub-structure.
super-structure and approaches for
the Kennebec bridge at Bath
May 22-Maine Home Economics As.
ISOLATION holds spring meeting in
Senate Chamber.
June 4-5-Annual meeting of Maine
Parent-Teacher Associa ton In Sem
ate Chamber.
June 34-26-State board of dental ex-
aminers holds exams in hall of
Representatives.
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,Jolivino lass

After Jessie had been at the
boarding school a few weeks. she
began signing her letters home
"Jessica." Brother Tom thought
he would give her a little dig about
it. so he wrote:
Dear Jessca: Dadica and
Monica have gone to visit Aunt
Lizzica. Uncle Samica is talking of
buying new machinica, but he
doesn't know whether to get a
Fordica or a Chevica. The old
cowica has had a calfica. was CO.
ing to call it Nellica. but I changed
to Jimica because 1t was a bullica.
Your affectionate brother, Tomica."
Boston Transcript.
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HELP THEM TODAY

r. NJ Platte, Secy. Switchmen's Union,
Peoria, ILL.,, talks: Two bottles OF Foley
Pills removed all symptoms of my kid
ney trouble. stopping backache and pains.
dizziness and floating specks correcting
irregular kidney action. clearing secre-
tons. Foley Pills have my heartiest recon-
mendatlon. Months of cold and damp
weather put heavy strain on the kid.
neys. Help them today with Foley Pills
NO more backaches, dull headaches. dig
illness. tired-out feeling. quick i'm
provement will amply repay. you. Ask
your druggist for Foley Pills. Sold every
where.-Adv,
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Old Habit

What made you think Dave had
been Drinking"
why. when the charlotte russo was
set before him he tried to blow off
the foam."-Pitt Panther.
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Light and Airy
re Had One Contract

i've come said the woman poll
tician, Ito ask you to support me-"
I'm sorry, miss" replied the man,
but you've come too late. I've been
married for years."
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-04-30

A concern that advertises to sell
goods direct from manufacturer to
user Is brought to book, on evidence
that 1t does not manufacture the
article and consequently its adver-
tising misleads the public. All of
which serves to make honest ad-
vertising the better appreciated and
the more valuable.
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Bills and Noses

There was a strange man here d
see you to-day, papa" said littk
Ethel, on meeting her father in Il.
hall.
Did he have a bill?"
mo, papa; he just had a plah
nose."-From Eyerybody's magazine
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Why He Was Happy


On board ship the passengers quick
~ strike up acquaintance with one
another. and there was no exception
to this rule on a ship that was cruis-
ing round the coast of Sweden.
Among the passengers was young
doctor, who struck up slight ac-
quaintance with a French student,
who seemed in remarkably good
spirits.
you seem happy" remarked the
doctor as the student came up to him
with a laugh and a skip.
who wouldn't be?' was the reply.
I'm on my honeymoon"
ION your honeymoon" said the
doctor, surprised. "Then where is"
"Ah!" said the student. you Won
der where my wife is? Well, the
money wouldn't run to two, so 1 had
to come alone"