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New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
 GOVERNOR MOORE'S ADDRESS

The inaugural address of Gov ernor A. Harry Moore Of New Jer- s"y was not one of those common- place announcements that public
 men sometimes emit as matter of
 form. It did not hedge. No one,
 after reading summary of his
 verbal commitments in Trenton, i can be in doubt as 10 where the
 New Jersey governor stands on i'm
 portart public questions.
 Tn asking the New Jersey lAgis- lature to mcmorialize Congress 10 modify the Nolstead act, Governor Moore enunciated the majority opinion in his state. It is entirely likely that the legislature will fol- low the suggestion. The request . that the state prohibition act be rc- pcGlcd, however, will remain in doubt. New Jersey is not noted as q dry state. but whether an at- tempt will be made 10 ouash the state prohibition ac, and let the government enforce the federal prohibition act if 1t can under such | circumstances, will at least De do- hatcd q while before action is finally taken. IL would at least be q ColorfuI experiment, although New York several years ago re- praled tho Mullcn-Gage enforce mcnt act and the heavens failed 10 fall
 Governor Moorcs demand that the anthracite monopoly be de- stroy"d and a iri-statc commission be formed to operate competing ! mines, ought 10 bring favorable response from both Pennsylvania ! hhb .NNN | p' K. LII tolllllB lHS tn- thracite monopoly as perhaps the most odious that ever arose among a free people" he probably realized , ninc-tenths of tho public would agree with him.
 Governor Moore, 3 Democratic governor in Republican state - the third in succession in New
 Jersey sp"H%s as genuine party man when hn invcighs against the tide from Washington that has been been swamping states rights. Yet this is the very theme that the Republicans adopt
 when occasion requires i', as for , instance, when il was necessary to
 defeat the proposed child laoor amcndmont to the constitution last year.
 Governor Moore starls out as a , strong minded and sincere gov
 crnor. Whether he can project his ] influence beyond Inc boundaries of
 his native state remains to be
 seen. Judging hy the way he has 1 begun, he ought to be heard from quite frequently.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
kRAZS KINDERGARTEN

Conducted by Gertrude, Jr.) Fletcher:
 William, if you shoot another spitball out of that door you'll get rite after it. And put away that orange and try pastry" Will Anybody: "Somc hard guys bin teasing my
 brudder. But bleevc me i: dat kid gifts sore He'll mock one or two of dem cock-
 eyed And pastry .or four in the jore." Alice sch~abenleber. Fletcher:
 Gideon deer, wat do you say 10 'gainsay?'" Gid Away: "I bin running errands for Mrs
 Sputz, Shc's q awful nice lady, but I'm Not a guy that werks jest for love
 of work I want 10 gainsay about dime"
 A. o, Gilpatrick.
 Letters and Science! Rob, now 'n his Freshman year at college, wrote home to Dad;
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

The highest building in New York will be the Christian Mission ary building Of G5 stories, and it will ho at Broadway and 122l street Evidently tho religious cen ter is beating the theatrical center In scurryinG uptown.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
IN KLAsS AT KRAzY KoLLEGI

'.N hhh'As'''' -ba Nhh+A'A
 Conducted by Gertrude) Teacher:
 "Wilst instrumentaize a bit on the word commentator Michael?" Mike Goodness: "Yrz kin have yer salads and entrys, Yc2 kin kape yer high toned waiter. T don't want yer domn horses dee
 hoover I'll take beans and commentator" Teacher:
 "Mr. Neeze, we desire some lines using the word elephant" Ollie Caesar Neeze: Saturday night at the naughtiest
 show, Whom should I see but my old Uncle Joe? Cld Uncle Joe was delighted, no douht--- But won't he get elephant Jane finds it out?"
 -Muriel Stryker.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
rlQuE WEDDING OUTFIT

T."dsham. Yorkshire. Eng, Jan. 20 CF--Tiny airplanc wings on q silver tissue base made up the head dresses of ten bridesmaids at the wedding hero of Miss op&' Mary Hugonin 10 Vice. Marshal Robert Brooke Top hal , commander of the royal air force staff college at Andover. Pro- pollcr brooches bearing initials of the bride and groom also were worn by attendants at the ceremony, which was performed by the Archbishop Of York.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
Don't Let That Cold Turn Into "Flu'
Rub on Good Old Musterole


 That cold may turn into Flu" Grippe or, even worse, Pneumonia, unless you take care of it at once. Rub good old Musterole on the con- gcsted parts and see how quickly it brings relief. ",.. :, tcrole, made from pure oil of mustard, camphor, menthol and other simple ingredients, is counter-irritant which stimulates circulation and helps break up the cold. ,-- , h.. As effective as the messy old mustard plaster, does the work without blister. Just rub it on with your finger-tips. You will feel warm jingle as it enters the pores, then a cooling sensation that brings welcome relief. ''
 To Mothers: Musteroleis alse made in nilder form for babies and small children. Ask for Children's Musterole.
 35c and 65c, in jars
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 TSc, ''s
 Better than c mustard platter
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Since tho red and green alter mating lights were taken from the bouncing traffic signal at West Main and High streets all the ter TOT of the situation seemingly has disappeared. An automobile can now run oyer the signal without violating q traffic ruling,
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Republicans in New York now recall that Governor Smith was just as determined to "retlre" from political life in 1924 as he pro- fesses 10 be in 1926. IL takes Re publicans to get to the bottom of things.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
Facts andFancies

An, well blood k thicker than rubber,
 There isn't much wrong in q coun- try that is too happily busy to cuss trusts, Wcll suppose new years rcsou- tons are broke, Most of Us are in the same fix.
 An intellectual, apparently, Is ono who thinks 1t isn't art if 1t isn't naughty,
 If they weren't told, 1t isn't prob- able that many people could taste the decimal in beer,
 Soft foods may in time eliminate teeth, and how will doctors diagnose a case then, poor things,
 Ono objection 10 easy money is that you must give so much of it to the lawyer
 The English are subtle diplomats, They are sending over chorus girls now instead of lecturers.
 It's all right for Carol to prefer woman instead of a throne. One ! can keep q woman. So Coolidge cant have a third term. Who else so inolicnsive have the big boys in mind?
 Even if Senator Wheeler hadn't been cNoncrated, some female rcla- tive might have run to vindicate | him. Tn numbers there is safety. Peo- pie don't cuss the house nearly as much as they Cuss the senate. A nice regard for English re- quircs that she be called a portrait of health instead of q picture of health,
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
More Practical

Mrs, Smith Surveying disproving ly their neighbours offspring): That Barnes boy is terribly dirty. won der why they fo not ever give him q good scrubbing"
 Smith: Probably icrubbing would not do. He needs sandblasting.
 K. Lawrence,
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
they can move to Florida.

IL is sad tho Communists spent a million dollars for propaganda in America last year, The worth Of the propaganda was 80 centsi who got the so99,o9970 without giving return"
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Tho superintendent of schools in Meriden has resigned over the dance question; as yet no one has resigned over the color of the
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
I,mb., Audl, pu,,su of C,reuIstion.

Member Audit Bureau of Circulation. The A B. 0. h . natiopai organization wh,ch furnishes newspapers and adrei. tissrs with . strictly honest snalysis Of circulation. Our circulation statistics are bssed upon this audit Th's 'nsures protection sgainst fraud in newspaper distribution figures 10 both national and local acvsrtiserS
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Daniel Guggcnheim gave s2,So0,- 00n 10 stimulate aviation, but he wont go up with thc experiment. CTS.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
TAX ON ALI, TOURISTS

Athens. Jan. go P)--A lax Of S10 is to be levied on all foreigners vis- itins Greece. In return, however, they will %" provided with perma- nent free tickets for visiting historic places,
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

The missing tax book in Bridge port has not yet been found, but the payment of taxes goes on just the same.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

conndentlal.--Editor.
 c, What is the meaning of the name "Grantier?"
 A.. Like the more common name of Grant 1t is derived from the French and means "le grand" the great, the grand.
 .. Is there an explanation for the use of buttons on the back of cuffs on mems coats and on the back of the coat except that they arc used for ornamentation?
 A. The origin of this sartorial establishment is interesting. AL though there are useless now, once there was good excuse for the but tons. Frederick the Great, is said 10 have been very particular about the state of his soldiers uniforms He was irritated by the fact that the men used the backs of their cuffs to wipe their faces. He ordered that . row of buttons should be placed on the upper side of each sleeve. By this ingenious means he broke his men of tho habit of using their sleeves for handkerchicfs, and at the same time established a custom of sewing on useless buttons. Buttons on the back of the coat also had q purpose in. the old days. Fashion alone now demands that they be put on, but once they served to hold the sword belt and sword in place. c. Was Frank James, the brother of Jesse James. the out law, ever convicted and punished for his connection with the crimes of his brother?
 A. Frank James was captured and held in jail for more than a year awaiting trial. He was never convicted on any charge and spent the last 30 years of his life as q farmer. He died near Excelsior Springs, Missouri, February IS, 1915, at the age of "A.
 Q. From what distance can a bullet be fired to penetrate the skull of bear?
 A. From q high powered rife, such as a Winchester, or a Savage, q bullet would penetrate the skull of bear at a distance of fifty feet.
 Q. How many trips did Wood- row Wilson make to Europe while he was president? Why was there objection to these visits?
 A. Woodrow Wilson made two trips to Europe while he was presi- dent. On December 4, 1918 he left for France on the George Wash ngton" at the head of the American commission to negotiate peace. He returned, arriving in Boston Febru- ary 4, 1919. On the second trip he left New York on March 5, 1919 re- turning to New York, July 8, 1919. These voyages marked a radical de- parture from the immemorial GUS tom of American presidents not to leave the country while in office: and also constituted the first act by an American president of definite personal participation in European politics. Many regarded this as a bad precedent and out of keeping with tho office There were many, however, who regarded 1t as great step in advance in the development
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Senator Borah's friends say he may run for president on the World Court issue. His friends, however do not control any political con- vcntions.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
SEVEN PUBLICLY HANGED

Constantinople, Jan. 20 tR'--
 Seven Turks were hanged in the
 public square of Angora yestaday for having participated in th& re- cent roactionary movement. T~en-
 ty-onG Turks have been eXeeutcd during the past fortnight.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Guide; Don't be afraid of that snn''c. It's rattlesnake, and they always rattle q warning before they strike"
 Camper. "Yes. I know, but he might be too rattled to rattle"
 Emil Kornhauser.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Gilpatric was in the state treas ury after dark, a watchman says, and he has left 1t dark ever since.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Governor Ma" Ferguson k go- ing to run again, If all those she pnrdoned from prison vote for her she may be reelected.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

IL Is 10 bo hoped the World Court will be still in existence by tho time tho Senate votes on it.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

This Is certainly red hot town" laughed Nero as he pinned ihe oid-llme fidJlcrs' championship mcial upon himself.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
THE LAST CORD

HE LAST CORD
 By G. P, Butterly. Jr. Seated one day in n restaurant was weary and i'll at ease As l dined on q strange connection Called Chicken Croquots with Peas, l knew not just what I WIS eating, So my courage began 10 sag, When I struck a cord that tasted Like the string on my laundry bagl It clung to my left bicuspid: With passionate force it chung. It hampered articulation; It twisted about my tongue! I tried 10 cry for assistance. In vain, since my tongue was tied! The cord settled down in my wind
 pipe
 And, gasping for breath, I died!
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

IL Chc@. lr to buy q ready-mado suit unless you count the labor re- quired to remove the tags,
 Ii takes real artist 10 live in d soft coal region and write convincing letters dcnouncing tho anthracite strike.
 Every alirnt should remain in this country at least a year before visit ing the old country and acting su- perior
 How odd 10 pour alcohol In q ra- diator to keep it from getting so tight it won't function.
 Things even up. Tho clothing of the poor lasts about as long as tho divorce suit of the rich.
 Correct this sentences "The doctor dicd,' said the man, hut all who owed him money paid his widow"
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Anthracite miners with much in 'urcst rad of pleas for higher wag3s-for federal judges. --
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
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The Associated Presa h exclusively en. titled to the use for republication Of all news credited 10 it o' not otherwise credited in this paper and slso local usws published herein.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

II appears that some film stars get high salaries so that they can afford Paris divorces.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
Medical Advice

"Yes, you ought to walk to the office every day" You think that will restore me to health? 2" '- VII if you don't get run over"
 --Athos.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Dad. I've decided to cut school and get married. I'm engaged to regular beach,
 Dad replied: Better take my ad. vice, r..y son. and leave the peach on tho parent stem until you are able 10 preserve it."
 ". NJ. German. Copyright, 1926. Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
Believe Us Folks. They Don, rhuo,,

Believe Us Folks, They Don't Throw
 Money Away! The winter winds howl and the win ter winds blow But springs bound to come, Folks
 and here's how we know, There are editors paying good
 money right now For odcs about blossoms and birds
 on the bough!
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Sometimes the man who is willing mighty kick because the penny he ruts iL slot machine brings no re- turns.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
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The only profitable advertising medium in the city. Circulation books and prsss room always open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

The Hsrsid is on safe daily in New York q. Hotaling's Newsstand. Times square. schultz's Newsstands. Entrance irand Central t.ud Street.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
Eager Sightsccr

Southcrncr: "Yes, this is q field Of cotton.'
 Sweet Young Thing: "Oh, isn't that simply wonderful! Now show me c field of wool"
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

There evidently is plenty of hard coal in the White House bins.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

II Americans in France dislike the proposed harsh income tax
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
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Entered at tho Post ofies at New Britain
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New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
The Economy of:Fine Qualit
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is always fresh and of full
 streneth. 1t therefore draws| more richly in the teapot. Try NI
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
QUESTIONS ANSWERED

r You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor. New Britain Herald. Washington Bureau. 1929 New York avenue, Washington. D. C.. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical. legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All ether questions will receive . p,r. sonal reply. Unsigned requests car. not Do answered. All letters ars standardization.
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Tn numbers there is safety. Peo- pie don't cuss tho house nearly as much as they Cuss the senate.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

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New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

A nice regard for English re- quiros that she be called q portrait of health instead of q picture of health,
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Even if Senator Wheeler hadn't been cXoncrated, some female rcla- tive might have run to vindcate him.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

So Coolidge cant have third term. Who else so inollcnsve have the big boys in mind?
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Well, suppose new years rcsolu- tons are broke, Most Of us are in the same fix.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

An, well, blood k thicker than rubber,
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

It's all right for Carol to prefer woman instead of throne. One can keep woman.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

The English are subtle diplomats. They are sending over chorus girls now instead of lecturers.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

There isn't much wrong in q coun- try that is too happily busy to cuss trusts,
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

One objection 10 easy money is that you must give so much of it to the lawyer
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

An intellectual, apparently, Is ono who thinks it isn't art if 1t isn't naughty,
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

Soft foods may in time eliminate teeth, and how will doctors diagnose q case then, poor things.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20

If they weren't told. 1t isn't prob able that many people could taste the decimal in beer.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-20
Snake Might Be Nervous

And, gasping for breath, died!
, 1926-12-22
u. OF ". STUDENTS
SING OLD SONGS In
UNIQUE OBSERVANCE

What was probably the mos
unique observance of Wyoming Day
ever to be recorded in the ANIMALS
of the state. took place in the
Little Theatre at the University of
wyoming on December 10th when
the University chapter of Sigma
Alpha Iota. national music sorority,
presented an old fashioned concert
to. h accompaniment of the fam
Gus Carter piano, a relic of the
days of the Wyoming pioneer and
the Oregon Trail. Wyoming STU
dents, attired in the garb of the
'oOs, sang old time songs and par
t1cfpated in the dances popular
more than half a century ago. One
OF the most interested spectators to
the program was Charles w. Boo
ker, an old friend of both SAGA
Jawea, famous Indian guide, and of
Jim Bridger, celebrated scout and
trail blazer. 1t was Booker who
helped unpack the Carter piano in
S66 when it arrived in Fort Bird
ger after a four months journey
over the Oregon Trail. The piano.
a gift to the University of Wyom-
ing by the surviving members of
the family of Judge w. A. Carter,
is thought to have been the first
instrument of its kind installed in a
wyoming home. Nor was the
piano the only old instrument used
during the program for the students
a the use also of an ancient har-I
known to have been in
as early as 1874, and al
little horn violin known to have
pee played in the theatres of Lon
don 40 years ago.
The University's student theatre
was packed to capacity by students
eager to witness the observance of
wyoming Day and SO successful
was the program that arrangements
were made for a second presenta-
t1on in me of the city theatres on
following week.
, 1926-12-22
BILL SAYS

The week from December 81 to
81 is national school ehildren's
garment cleaning week and in order
to enable every one of the school
going girls and boys to have their
clothes dry cleaned, we are going to
do the work then at half price.
For cash only, in other words if
the regular price would be SO cents
it will Just cost rs cents. Our
many patrons have already learned
that garments we return to them
not only look better but they stay
ed clean longer, when cleaned the
Toggery way. Make us prove our
claim. For you $ 5 5 worth in
every thing that men and boys
wear. see Bill and his gang at the
Toggery, 10 East Cody.
, 1926-12-22
SUGAR PLANT
TURNS OUT 100000
SACKS In 1926 RUN

The Lowell factory of the Great
Western Sugar company which re-
Gently completed one of the most
successful runs in the history of
the institution turns out 100, 900
sacks of high grade sugar in the
eighty-day run. The campaign
has been most satisfactory, accord
ing to Manager H. S. Looper in an
interview given out Saturday. This
year saw a material increase in
beet acreage for this territory of
416 acres and the beet growers re-
ceived 100000 more for their
this yea than last. New high
records have been set in growing
regardless of the adverse weather,
both during the spring and fall.
, 1926-12-22
Teachers
At Cody and Abroad

Misses Kollmyer, Shriver, Burns
Perry, Hagglund and Mr.. Hamp-
shire and Mr.. Hillesland are going
to spend Christmas vacation in
Cody.
Miss Filing is going to her home
in Garner, Iowa. Miss Meade to
West Liberty and Miss Finch to
Fayette, Iowa.
Miss Hummell to New Ulm, Min
nesota. Miss Luke, to Chicago,
Mrs. Watt miss Blaylock to Grand
Junction, Iowa. Miss Clemens to
Garrison, North Dakota.
Miss Luke left Saturday the
twelfth.
Mrs. Watt left last Friday, Miss
clemens is to leave Wednesday
noon.
, 1926-12-22
THE CODY. O
HIGH SCHOOL SECTION
Juniors Glue Xmas
Party Saturday Eue

The Juniors gave their annual
party, Saturday evening, December
IL, at 500 o'clock. The decora-
ton scheme carried out the Christ
mas idea with a large tree in the
center of the room and smaller
trees in each corner. The only
light was furnished by the colored
bulbs on the tree.
Jimmie Ratliff acted as Santa
Claus" and arrived at 1920 and
delivered many gifts. After the
gifts had been distributed he enter
tained the crowd with one of his
well executed songs entitled,
Everybody Picks on Me-"
A delicious punch and waters
were served throughout the evening
and dancing was enjoyed until
1880.
The music was furnished by the
"Collegians" under the direction
of Mrs. Corrinne Williams.
, 1926-12-22
WINS FIRST
BASKET BALL GAME

The Cody Basketball team won
their first game of the season Mon
day evening when they defeated the
Meeteetse boys 38 to 10.
HI game was a slow one due
to the fact that the out-of-town
team had not the practice and ex-
perience of the home team /. Coach
Sweitzer started the game with the
second team lineup, giving every
one in the entire squad a chance to
play.
There will be a game with the
alumni during the vacation for
more practice before the harder
games of the season.. is being plan
ned.
The girls team will perhaps play
the alumni and part of the faculty
at the same time.