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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23
INSURANCE
BILL READY

Thomas NJ. Baldwin, jr, District
superintendent of insurance, today
denied that he had drafted the bill
now pending in Congress to provide
a new insurance code. He said that
this measure, which has created a
furore in local insurance circles,
was drafted by hE predecessor in
office.
Since such vehement complaints
have been made against the bill Civ
ing the District department of in
surance the right to issue and re-
woke licenses to agents. and to con.
troll the fire insurance rates, the
Commissioners have asked that the
bill be withdrawn
A new measure to be drafted by
A. E. Meyers, an insurance expert
of Chicago, emitting all reference
to the control of mutual, fire and
bonding companies, will be discuss
ed Friday morning at 1880 o'clock
in Baldwin's office in the District
Building.
According to Baldwin. however, If
the new bill differs too widely be-
tween the various types of insur-
ance, the need of the District for
a new code will not be met.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23
PENSION B | | |
FIGURES DUE

The board OF aetuaries, collecting
data for guidance of Congress in
liberalization OF the Federal eIIl-s
p1oyes retirement law, will report
to secretary Of the Interior Work
By the end Of this month, Work.
said today In Il formal statement
explaining the delays necessary In
compiling the statistics.
Secretary Work made the state
ment beca use, he said, there seems
to be confusion as to the status of
the Civil Service retirement fund
He reviews the history OF the re-.
tirenTent law since its operation
In 1920, and points to the growth
Of the retirement fund since then.
d growth much greater than had
been anticipated
Since then, as part Of the work
of the fund. board Of actuaries
has made annual studies Of the
operation of the system and has
made annual reports, the statement
said
The present compilation, being
made under the direction IF Her
bert ID. Brown, of the Bureau Of
Efficiency. has been in progress
since last summer and includes
tabulation of reports from more
than 38S.000 annuitants. which
were not in the hands Of the actu-
aries until last month.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23
B | A c K F A c {
BANDIT HELD

His bride of year maintaining
that tits all a frame-up," Perry
Smith, 25. of 1900 s ST. N. w,
pleaded mot guilty when ar
raigned before Judge Mcmahon in
police court today on the charge
of holding up the Schultz store,
Fifteenth and G. Streets Northwest
last week, and taking 1910.
Harry Myers, clerk in the store.
testified that Smith. a former clerk
there, could easily be recognized,
despite the application. of a brown
coloring to his face.
Judge Mcmahon released Smith
on $4,000 bond for grand jury
action. and his pretty young bride
Immediately left the police court to
secure the bond for him. Mrs.
Smith, who was arrested at the
same time as her husband, was re-
leased last night.
"Of course I'll stick by him."
she said. Hes innocent. It's all
a frame-up and they'll find out it
is before the case is over"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23
WIFE SUES FOR DIVORCE,
CHARGING MISCONDUCT

Misconduct is alleged in a suit for
absolute divorce and alirnony filed
I'M the District Supreme Court to-
day. by Mrs. Alice Morgan against
Orville IS. Morgan. 1851 w st. 81.
E., who, she says, is a carpenter
earning $44.50 per week and owning
premises at 1851 w st. S. E., and
two lots in Maryland. valued at
about $1,000.
Represented by Attorney Ralph
A. Cusick, Mrs. Morgan alleges that
her husband has been staying away
from home ell night and has for
some time been associating with
persons Of loose and low standards
Of morality" 1T is claimed by the
wife that he is preparing to leave
this Jurisdiction and she asks the
court to prevent him from leaving
town until her suit is settled; to /
restrain him from disposing his
property and from changing the
beneficiary on his insurance policy
Mrs. Morgan also wants her hsis7
band enio;ned from nolesting her
and asks for the custody Of their
thraA ehiIGrsn
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23
Il 0R|DA | 4 n D
NOT ALL DRY

some of the Florida property
being sold in washington is all
wet Louis Rothschild. director Of
the Better Business Bureau, stated
today
Mr.. Rothschild will make this
and other reports on Florida Wild
cat promotion schemes, now operat-
ing here, at a conference on man.
ayers of Better Business Bureaus OF
Eastern States. in New York, Mon
day and Tuesday
while much of the Florida lana
sold in Washington represents 9
fair investment and others repre-
sent honest specuIations, !" said the
bureau director today. "stiH others
are unquestionably unfair TO the
so-called investors.
Hundreds of lots have been sold
in washington at a price beyond
what an entire acre would cost
Some OF the property sold in this
city is dangerously wet.
The New York conference, il was
stated, will be attended by repre-
sentatfves Of the Better Business
Bureaus Florida service, including
Edward Schwab, former Post Office
inspector who was responsible for
the trapping of Doctor" Cook in
fraudulent promotion schemes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23
POLICE AND FiREMEN
NEEDED BY DISTRICT

Although wide publicity has been
given to the urgent need for pri-
Yates in the Police and Fire depart.
ments of the District, the list Of
applicants has not been growing
rapidly enough. the Civil Service
Commission announced today.
Receipt of applications for the
firemens examination close March
81, but applications to, take the
police examinations will be received
until June 80 The salary scale
begins at $500, automatically ad.
vancing to 5000 at the end of
three years.
Applicants must be S feet 8
inches in height and weigh las
pounds without clothing. 1ne axe
requirements are % to 35 for
police and 81 to 81 for firemen.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23
"SMOKY" HERE TO TEACH
SCHOOLS FIRE CONTROL

Smoky" the pantomime artist
who teaches school children fire
prevention, at the same time anus
ing them with his clownisn antics,
arrived in the District today to
give series of exhibitions under
the auspices of the United States
Chamber of Commerce.
His real name is Harry K. Rog-
ers and he is an engineer OF the
fire prevention department of the
Western Acturial Bureau of Chi
cago.
Beginning tomorrow m o r n n g
smoky" will do his stunts at the
following schools: Thomson, 9:16:
Park View. 1O:45 a. M; Janney, ITO
y. M. and E. v. Brown School at
2:10 p. m.
On Thursday he will appear at
the Henry ID. Cooke School, 9:15
a. M; Powell Junior High, 10:45
a. m. Mott. ITO p. M, and Cleve-
land at 2:16 p. M
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23
LUMP SUM Plan
FIGHT |SON

simultaneously with the opening
Of hearings today on the Cramton
bin to establish the lump sum plan
as the permanent fiscal relationship
between the Federal and District
governments. Representative Fred
erick N. Zihlnan. Of Maryland in
PRODUCED bin continuing the lump
sum fer two years, and providing
for appointment of Congressional
commission to prepare another
permanent plan.
The Zihln1an resolution provides
for a commission composed Of three
Senator'S and three Representatives
TO make an investigation through
the coming summer. and repoft
back to Congress next winter.
This resolution was approved by
the fiscal relations subcommittee
of the House District COMMITTEES,
which authorized him to favorabIy
report It TO the full District Com
mittee tomorrow.
Cramton Chief Witness
Representative Louis G. Cramtol,
OF Michigan was the chief witness
before the subcommittee and the
committee received a petition pro.
testing against the permanent lump
sum plan from the Citizens Joint
Committee on fiscal relations be-
tween the United States and the
District of Columbia, which was
presented by e. F. Colladay, as
Chairman.
Mr.. Colladay told the committee
that the lump sum plan would de.
stroy the safeguards against ex
cessive and UNJUST taxation which
now protect District tax payers. He
characterized it as one-sided and
unfair.
Representative Cramton declared
that the House had repeatedly gone
on record by Overwhelming vote In
favor OF the lump sum proposal.
Unanimity Claimed
There is more unanimity in, the
House over this plan than on any
other District question" Representa-
tive Cramton said
Congress has committed itself
thoroughly and unalterably to the
lump sum plan, and / am convinced
that It will never abandon this
policy"
He declared that the rapid growth
of the city during the past few
years would have been Impossible
under the 60-40 or any other per-
centage plan.
The lump sum plan, he stated,
wouldsput stop to the continuous
hectoring of Congress by the people
of the District and would provide
larger appropriations for civic needs
than could be obtained on any
other basis.
Opposes Commission
Representative Cramton opposed
the creation of a commission de-
claring that Congress has all the
information 1t needs. He declared
that the Joint Commission appoint
ed to study the District surplus
fund was a travesty and was a
Senate investigation Simon-pure. !"
The House was denied the proper
representation on the commission
and the findings were "of that
sympathetic character we would
expect under the circumstances.
He deplored the fact that the
| judgment of the Senate was swayed
by sympathy towards the District,
while the House attempted to he
hard boiled"
| Representative ZihIman told the
committee there had been no proper
| investigation of the fiscal relation.
ship since 1915. Since that time
the city has grown beyond all ex-
pectations. he said, and, as a re-
suit, the information before Con.
gress is not fair to the District.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23
c D A | DEALERS
SUMMONED.

Definite announcement was made
today by Senator Capper, chairman
of the Senate District Committee,
that the local retail coal dealers
had been summoned to appear be-
fore the committee at o'clock
next Friday afternoon.
The coal merchants will be in
terrogated as to the alleged failure
of the audit of their books by Sen
ate accountants and investigators.
They will be asked to agree to a
new formula by which price levels
and retail profits during 1925 can
be arrived at.
No definite plans have been fixed
by the committee to proceed further
in the event that the coal dealers
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23
INTERURBAN BUS USERS
PROTEST FARE INCREASE

At al hearing before the Mary
land Public Service Commission in
the board room of the District Build
ing today residents of the territory
served by the Washington and In,
terurhan Bus Company strenuously
objected to an increase of cash fares
to 10 cents.
The bus company, which has lines
running from Fifteenth and Ii
streets Northeast to Rivardale, East
Riverdale. Hyattsville. Bladensburg
and East Bladensburg, was not
represented at the hearing, but
from the reports submitted it is ex.
pected that the increase will be
approved.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23
D. C. TO PLANT 800 OAKS
ON CONNECTICUT AVENUE
Times staff Photo

About 1000 trees will be planted
on Connecticut Avenue. Bladens-
burg Road and wisconsin Avenue
within the next month, Clifford III.
Lanham. superintendent of trees
and parkings; said today. Starting
at the entrance to the Zoo. 800 oak
trees will be placed on both sides
of Connecticut Avenue, up to
Chevy Chase Circle.
Elm trees will be used on
Rladensburg Road and Wisconsin
Avenue, about $50 on the former
and 900 on the latter. On Bladens,
burg Road, the saplings will line
both sides of the highway from Eff
teenth and III Streets to the District
line.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23
REGIONAL MISREPRESENTATION
ON |. C. c., COOLIDGE PLAN

President Coolidge plans to give
special consideration to the appoint
ment OF men on the Interstate Com
merce Commission from ths south,
southwest and PENNSYLVANIA, it was
said today at the White House.
Two bills are now pending in
Congress which would insure such
regional representation.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-23

DADS BASEBALL DAYS
7 thoatoht played good baseball
For hid going on thirteen,
Dns a1Aen dad talks about himseH
He removes all ny self-esteem.
~ seems ne played psoey years ego
With the PsmpIstn Corner gong,
Ind tUAot they did to other teusss
WonA 0sve your heart . pa,sg.
EAey sewer lost d stnOls game
From April to the snnsmsvss end !:
a,hev D6tted IKE fiends. ran bases.
Played Ike professional men
ore day my dad made fosr home
rams,
AM6 did tO0ndroMs other stunts,
BESIDES pitching a real nO-hit game
And making Jsre slick batAts.
Maybe dad scas an ne says he ,ous,
n 90. I'm proud 81 non a nv
sire,
But aeAen tea the other boys
Someone ssgs .YOaw old v.on's
lear.
I3ARhALADE MTRB.
WHAT re WOULD DO
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Measles Total Grows

Seventy-two new cases of measles
were reported to the Health Depart,
ment today, bringing the total since
January /. to 1890.
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decline to change the policy they
have followed In regard to the audit.
It is understood that an executive
meeting will be called to follow
directly after the conferences of the
coal dealers.
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Appointment OF five additional
letter carriers at the Jacksonville
postoffice was authorized today.
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GARDEN TINE

SprIng time IL coming fast,
So forget about your bunions
Ard begin planting peas, carrots,
Beets, cabbage and onions.
And here, ] think, I should add,
That &c will be the very dickens,
n YOu haven't rot good fence
n keep out your neighb0Esa
UNCLE zEKK
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BUG hollow NOTES

Mayor sylvester SIIckIllIey returned
from Chicago today and announced
immediately that the special election
70 see whether our folks are In favor
Of changing the name OF Bug Hollow
90 Snubgfass or mot will be held
April let. IL the name Is changed
William snubgrass will donate an
athletic stadium 70 the town big
enough 10 held all the games and
track meets On Qwawrk County, and
viii furnish busses to all desiring TO
attend them free.
SUNDAY Special az The Comfort
bouee - Strawberry SBorteake with
Blue Ice Cream:
Miss Pfucte PiIIsbury Is entertain
ing Mre. eIyck deGFafft OylPich and
Miss Ryffynde OybIch. Of New York
and Florida this week.
Mrs. Bean left yesterday for Holly
wood. where she will visit with her
daughter. Miss Navie Bean. who IL
starring in LimbuPg Comedies there.
GENE BLOSSOM.
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Late song hit: "Skc was
Only a Manicatrist, But She
Trimmed a Guy to Perfec-
ton. KATYDID.

Mary had = little beau
who was quite pretty and sleek:
Rnf he hung around 90 much
Her pa kicked him into the street.
KATKDID.
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SNAPPYGRAPHS

"Florida, according to its shape.
IL the chin rchtspers of the nation"
some one, notes. Maybe, but the
d. c. is most aSsuredIv the "Oodt"-ee
A complete study in contentmemt
Is the hog that has everything
com ing to him. Just match the end
seat hog reading his paper.
IL is quite proper that the feIloU
t1ho is dolvn should look after him
self We are too busy OEadhGndin0
the guy acHo has money in the
bdnk.
RED tape" is the high brote off.
spring of Lady Routine" The old
lady Is all right. but her old maid
daughter is a holy terror
FRED VETTER.
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A TRIFLE ANTIauE

A spinster UIIo lived at Eau CLAIRE
Gave net0hbors excess Of hot Gtre,
When hourly she sang,
WITH 1OreHchin0 heart pdn0,
1h0t time t1orn hit, "Mdidem's
Prayer"
EDWIN I. SHOPE.
That's the guy who used to
drive that high.price machine and
have for his motto You take my
dust"
Hes the one. The automobile
dealers and garage owners finally
got all his dust and now he's a
lodging pedestrian" G. III. ID.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1926-04-23
Tax Reduction and Business


lie revenues at materially larger fig
than treasury officials have de-
clared to be consistent with safety.
A budgetary deficit, with the painful
alternative Of an early upward re-
vision in rates, would be unfortunate
from every standpoint.
It is to be hoped that the policy Of
economy adopted by the government
will receive a more cordial response
from state and local authorities
throughout the country in the future
than it has in the past. While the ex-
penditures Of the federal government
have been decreasing, those of states
and municipalities in gneral have
been growing. Incidentally, the swell
ling volume Of ~tax-exempt securities
has constituted a serious obstacle tt
the consideration OF the tax system
on its own merits and the progress d
reform along scientific lines. Unles.
there is a more general realization
Of the urgent need for retrenchmen
in this direction, the relief Of the vas
majority Ct taxpayers will not b
great.