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Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
''VypIjGil Sc" telefon a zmizel
Sc S17O.

Do svetnice gasolinove sta
nice ma rohu Frederick road a
Smallwood ulice vessel v ponde-
Ii kolem jedouci pan plecho-
We "Lyze" a pozadal Jamese
Frame, spravce stanice, zdali
by Sc nemohl kamsi zatelefo-
novati. Ochotny spravce dovo-
Ill vysel re svetnice aby jine-
mu prodal gasol1n. Ia neko-
Hk minut pan z 'Lfzy" vysel
re svetnice, pod6koval SPRAY
ci Ia p1jcen1 telefonu pl-
ne slave odejel. Kdyz ma to
spravce do svetnice vratil Sc
ku svemu stolku, poznal, re
"panem" zmizelo i $17O, jez
We stolku mel. Policie nynf hle-
da.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Loupezna vrazda prostitutky.

Nedaleko Oseku <byla minu-
" meslc nalezena zavrazdena
prostitutka Adela Gurtova.
Zjistilo Sc nynf, re prenocova-
la v noci 26. kvetna v hostinci
eur Krone" Tepliclch Sa-
move Antoninem Beckem, 90
letym, mnohokrat trestanym
hornfkem bez zamestnanf. V
hotelu Sc prihlasili spravne a
srovnan1m rukopisu Sc zjistilo,
ze jde skutecne Antonfna
Becka, ackoliv zapfra, re by
byl totozny muzem, ktery 81
dial Jeho jmeno. Jde O loupez-
nou vrazdu, ponevadz u Becka
byl nalezen cestovnf kos, ktery
nalezi Gurtove. Beck byl zat-
cen a dan do vazby okresnfho
soudu V Duchcove. PGvodne
bylo podezreni, ze je pachate-
lem Josef Quasier, ponevadz
byla u Gurtove nalezena jeho
podobenka, vysvetlilo Sc vsak,
re Gurtova byla jeho milenkcu
a re j videl naposledy Is.
kvetna. Pres to byl Quaiser po-
nechan We vazbe.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Mesto uvitalo komandanta
Byrda.

Baltimore vzdalo v pondeli
svoJl uctu komandantu Ri
chard Evelyn Byrdovi, jenz
byl toho dine cestnym hostem
mesta naseho. Statn1 a meststi
1fednlci spojili Sc vndci in
dustrie, obchodu financi v u
vltani toho, ktery svym aero
planem g.. kvetna krouzil mad
severnlm polem.
Uvftanf dano bylo neohro-
zenemu vzduchoplavci ko-
mandarin v namorni sluzbe
ma mestske radnici We Phoe-
nix klubu, kde ku jeho pocte
usporadana byla hostina. Co
werner Ritchie vital komandan
ia Byrda jmenem statu Mary
landu, mayor mesta Jackson
vital jmenem mesta Baltimore,
James arey Martien a Albert
O, Hunter, president m1sto=
president Baltimorskeho OBJ
chodn1ho sdruzenf mluvili jme
mem obcand Baltimorskych.
Obchodn1 domy ma Charles
Lexington a Baltimore ulicfch
ozdobeny byly prapory a obra-
zy komandanta Byrda.
Komandant Byrd prednasel
Vecer V diyadle Lyric. V pred
nasce sve pravil, re on a hlavnf
jeho dustojn1k, Floyd Bennett,
byli prvnfmi, kteff vzducholo-
df dojeli severn1ho polu a Sc
zertem dodal, re vedle toho
byli tez prvn1mi, kterf sc tam
"nezastavili."
L1cil mnohe obtize, jez pre-
konati byli jemu jeho soudru
hum V. pamatnem letu, l1cil O.
bleky, odev a jine vedle nastro-
il, jez potrebnymi byly ku le-
tn a zjistenf bodu severniho
polu. Jednim z nejvetsfch me-
bezpeci byl staly hrkot sroubu
vzducholodi, jez jednotvarnos-
stl svoj1 div re neukolebal je
ku dplnemu spanku. S vyse
5000 stop aeroplanem mad le-
dovymi krajinami videti bylo
okolf do rozsahu asi 125 mil.
Jednfm pfekvapenf bylo po-
znan1, ze ledova pole pocala a.
81 pet mil "a Spitzbergem. Ku
polu prileteli V 9.02 dopoledne
66. kvetna.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Spolecnost elektrickych pouli-
cn1ch kar spokojena vydelky.


V druhem ctvrtleti letosniho
roku koncfc1m 80. cervna spo-
iecnost elektrickych poulic-
Mich kar oznamila, ze obcho-
dovanf jeji zvyseno bylo. Cfm
zvysenf poctu osob jedoucfch
ma karach zpGsobeno bylo,
spolecnost nemGze udati. Sou
dl sc, re snad Sc tax stalo tim,
,ponevac majitele automobile
radeji nezli by Sc souzili hle-
DAMN mfsta, kde umistiti au-
.tomobil, pouzii1 elektrickych
kar.
z pffjmd "a duben, kveten
a cerven spolecnost odvedla
mestu parkovni dane check
ma $285,633.12. Rok pred tim
spolecnost ma teto dani zapla-
tia mestu S284,734.78. V du-
bnu letosn1ho roku spolecnost
vybrala ma j1zdnem 81, 1,324,-
455.26, v kvetnu S1,358,957.-
"a v cervnu $1,96O,758.55.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Podil mesta automobilove
dane.

Dva cheeky poslany byly
mestske pokladne statn1m po-
lladnlkem, John M. Dennisem
Cheeky byly v obnosu $52,-
1926. Jmenovany obnos jest
cast prijm1 automobilove a
gasolinove dane mestu naleze-
jfci.
Ia license automobilove sko
lektovano bylo statn1m poklad
nlkem $2,635,9O5.6 Ma sluz-
ne z tohoto vydano bylo $780,
COS 60. Stat pTfjmu toho
vyplatil pred tim $436, 6,707.48,
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Divce rozrazena automobiIem
lebka.

Pri hran1 81 pred domem, {.
1431 Cough ulice, sest roku
stara Antoniette Spinoso, po-
ranena byla osudne, kdyz zasa-
-zena a srazena byla automo-
bilem Morrise Salawitche re
S. Eeden ulice. Salawitch' wal
d1vku do Johns Hopkins ne
mocnice, kde konstatovano, re
ma rozrazenou lebku. Ia
kratko nemocnici podlehla
zranenf.
= Automobilem nedeli ma
chodn1ku zasazena a zranena
byla 65 rok1 stara Emma v.
Jones, j1z prerazeno bylo ma
razem rameno.
Automobil, jfmz zranena
hyla ma chodnfku, mel pry
Washingtonskou 1icens. Ma
chodnik vjel, kdyz vyhybal Sc
srazce jinym automobilem.
Nestestf udalo Sc ma Gilmor u
lici nedaleko Hollins ulice.
- Pri pokusu prejiti Hano-
yer ulici u Conway ulice v ne
deli odpoledne 73 lety Frede-
rinkc Erlman z E. Fort avenue,
byl zranen automobilem, KITE
ry f1dil cernoch, Raymond
Garvin. Zranenemu preraze-
ma byla noha.
Automobilem Donalda
B. McAlbee z Washington po-
raneno bylo 3 roxy stare ditko,
Carl Enacker. Nehoda stala
Sc ma Washington boulevard u
Breitwest avenue.
- Rose A. Rohne, 48 rokd
stara, podlehla v pondelf IRA
neni We SVEN dome ma War
wick avenue, jez utrpela v ne
deli, kdyz zasazena byla auto
mobilem Webstera E. Fuhr-
mana, kdyz jeho automobil
srazil Sc S automobilem, v
nemz jela ma E. Frederick road
- Charles Keziak, 6 rokG
starry z w. Fayette ulice, spa
dl v pondel1 S trucku, ma jehoz
zadnl casti Sc veil. Padem
zranen byl tezce.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Hoch utonul, til premozeni
vedrem.

Ctrnactilety hoch utonul a
tfi osoby premozeny byly We
drem, jimz navstfveno bylo
mesto nase v patek minuleho
tydne, kdy teplomer vystoupil
do vyse SO stup1ld.
Utonulym hochem byl Da-
mel Folter z First avenue, jen2
koupal sc u konce Ia. ulice.
Ma rohu Light a Redwood
ulic premozena byla vedrem
Claude Randey Baltimorske-
no okresu. Behem prace Me
tai Package spolecnosti pre-
mozen byl vedrem Antonio A
monico. Tret1 obet1 vedra by
la Elizabeth Baxter z Harri-
sonville.
V Hagerstown, jak ozname-
no tepomer dostoupil vyse 100
stupnn, Pikesville 90 stupn1.
Spotreba vody toho dne
vstoupla ma 140,000.000 gallo
MI z prGmerneho denn1ho OBJ
nosu 110,O00,000 galond,
Mestske plovarny navst1ye-
ny byly 25, osobami.
Podle zprav Sdruzeneho tis-
ku v New Yorku toho dne "a
vineny byly vedrem tri smrti a
sedm onemocnen1. Vsechna
dmrti udala Sc ma Coney Is
land, kterez vyletn1 m1sto ma
vstlveno bylo vice nezli 600,-
600 osobami.
VChicagu podlehlo vedru
toho dne asi IL osob.
- V sobotu vedro vystoupi-
10 jeste ma vyssi stupen nezi v
patek. Mezi 2. a 4. hodinou
odpoledne teplomer vystoupil
ma SO stupnu. Co Baltimore
potilo Sc, vsechna vychodn1
mesta trpela TIME osudem.
Ctyri- smrti vedrem udaly Sc v
New Yorku, kde teplomer do
stoupil vyse 90 stupnG, We Fila
delfii pri teplote SO stupnG po-
ldehly vedru 3 osoby, V Eliza
bett, N. j., dostoupilo vedro
az LOG stupfld.
Sobotni vedro zlomeno bylo
'bourf, jez pfihnala Sc ma mesto
k veceru a jez misty zavinila
skody vyvracenim stromd u
derenim bleskd. V bouri ude-
rilo mezi jinym do domu, c.
AIT E. Chase ulice..
Sc stfechy stareho vladn1ho
skladiste, ron Gay Lombard
ulice, strzen byl vichrem me-
deny plech.
V Gainesville skorem tfeti-
na domd byla bez elektricke-
no svetla, jeden muz poranen
a jeden dun poSkozen ohnem
a nekolik vyvracenych stromG
vrzeno ma eletkricke veden1.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Ze zdravotnfho odboru.

Zdravotn1 komisar, DR.. Hem
pei, oznamuje v tydennl sve
zprave, re v tydnu zemrelo v
Baltimore 184 osob. V tydnu
zaznamenano bylo patnact O.
sudnych nehod, dve zabitf a
jedna sebevrazda.
D1tek v tydnu narodilo Sc
352.
z ditek pod jeden rok sta
rych zemrelo v tydnu "a.
V nemocnicich zemTelo 78
osob.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Jak zaiistiti 81 uhli

pro pTfst1 zimn1 sezonu die no.
veho zpGsobu placenl. Toto
yam rozlust1 firma Northeast
ern Supply O., ktera Sc prave
,orestehovala do move hlavnf u
fadovny c1slo 2125 E. Monu-
ment ulice. ZpIsob ten jest,
re mGzete ucinit objednavku
nynf a splaceti vas 1cet v rGz-
nych lh6tach po cely rok. Jest
o nejlehcf zp1sob zaopatriti 81
,alivo pro prfstf zimu. O dal-
Il podrobnosti prihlaste Sc v
.hlavnf dTadovn6, 2125 E. Mo-
nument ulice.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Dive ditky podlehly
popaleninam.

V John Hopkins nemocnici
podlehly popaleninam: sedm-
nact mes1cG stare d1tko Full
ierton, Catherine Simmons a
ctyri roxy stara Anna Lee
Bloodsworth z N. Curley ulice.
Ditko Simmons pfi hre v ku-
chyni prevrhlo ma sebe hrnec s
varici kavou. Druhe dltko pri
hre Sc sirkami zapalilo ma So
be saty.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Vybuchem poskozeny diva
domy.

Casti dvou domn strzeny by
ly sobotu vybuchem nadrzky
S chemikaliemi We skladisti fir
my American Street Lighting
spolecnosti, 831-835 Green
mount avenue. Vybuchem "a
vinen byl pozar, ktery vyhnal
na ulici Is sousedfc1ch domn
cernochy. Nikdo zranen nebyl
krone jednoho cernocha, jenz
vybuchem srazen byl Sc zidle.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Druha obef strelby sileneho
cernocha.

We ctvrtek pohrben byl klerk
severozapadnl policejnf stani-
ce, Thomas Dillon, jenz sire
len byl s1lenym cernochem 20.
cervna ma rohu Argyle a La
fayettea avenue. Zraneni sve-
mu Dillon podlehl v nemocnici
V pondell.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16

= Pak-li Sc chcete dobre
pobaviti a nev1te kan jeti, ,tedy
pfijedte ma ceske vyletn1 m1sto
Pelzuv sor "Holly Lodge" ma
Bowley's Quarters. Vyborne
koupanf, kdzelny, zakusky a
obcerstven1. Vsednete do Mid
die River kary a vystupte ma
konci linie, odtud pouz1jte bu-
su, ktery vas doveze az ma mi
sto Bowley's Quarters.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16

Gertrude Kaufman, 46leta
Brookfield avenue, zemfela
v nedeli vecer sed1c V automo-
blu sc svym manzelem pred
iejich domem stoj1cim. Rane-
ma byla mrtvfc1.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Subscription $2.5O~per Annum
MlStnl zprdyy.
z krajanskych kruhI.

Ma sve vyletn1 ceste KITE
rou konal p. Josef Sejba S man
zelkou Cleveland, O., auto
mobilem, zastavil Sc v Balti-
more ma navstevu p. Josefa
Hirta V elsie 824 N. Madeira
ulice., pTi teto prflezitosti 81
prohl6dli sfdelnf mesto Wash
ington, odtud Sc odebrali do
Filadelfie, Atlantic City, New
Yorku k Niagarskym vodo-
paddm a pax zpet do Cleve-
landu.
V ned9li, II. cervence
zemfel Pavel Vacek, znamy
krajan dosahnuv ucty hodneho
start II rokd. Prinalezel ku
spolku Karel Jonas, {. 109 c..
B. u. spolku sv. Stepana
Krale, jichz deputace jej ku
hrobu doprovazela. Pohreb
konan z domu jeho dcery, Ro-
sic, 1912 Henneman avenue We
stredu, IA. cervence do koste-
la sv. Vaclava a odtud pohrben
ma hTbitove Nejsv. Vykupitele.
V utery, 13. cervence
zemTel Vaclav Czech z c1sla 412
N. Bradford ulice We start "a
rokd. Pohreb konan z domu
smutku V patek rano, 16. Ger
vence do kostela sv. Vaclava a
odtud ma hrbitov Nejsv. Vyku-
pitele.
V dtery, 13. cervence
zemTel Alex. Makarovech We
start "A rok1 z c1sla 1909 Cur
It's avenue Curtis Bay V nemoc-
nici u Milosrdnych sester. Po-
hfeb konan V patek, 16. GER
vence z katolickeho kostela V
Curtis Bay ma hrbitov sv. Krize
V 1tery, 13. cervence
zemTela Katefina Petr, vdova
po zem. Josefu Petrovi We start
70 rok6. Zesnula pTinalezela
ku spolkGm: sv. Ludmily a Oh
taTnfmu. PohTeb konan We
ctvrtek, Is. cervence z domu
jejf dcery Antonio Sutton, {.
13 Althea avenue, Gardenville
do okstela sv. Vaclava a odtud
na hrbitov Nejsv. Vykupitele.
V dtery, 13. cervence
zemrela Mary Michalovitz We
veku 55tem, vdova po Stepanu
Michalovitz cfsla 1873 S. Cur
ley ulice. PTinalezela ku spoil
ku sv. Ludmily. Pohfeb konan
V patek, 16. cervence do koste-
la sv. Vaclava a odtud ma hfbi-
tov Nejsv. Vykupitele.
Pohrby tyto vypravila firma
Frank Cvach a Syn.
" sobotu, 10. cerv'ce zem-
rel krajan Anton Pitha, zhoub-
na nemoc zapal pile ucinila ko-
nee jeho zivotu, zemrel ma
sv6 farme V Jessups, Md, We
start 55 rokG. Narozen byl v
Dolanech u Klatov. Pohreb
jeho byl konan v 1tery, 13.
cervence do kostela V Lauer a
odtud ma tamnejsf hrbitov, pc
ci pohrobnika French. Zesnu-
~ zanechava zde manzelku
Frantisku.
= Krouzek Del. Zen pora-
dal II. cervence vylet We pros
pech textiln1ch stavkaTG a jich
rodin V Passaic, N. J. Ma W.
lete byl cisty zisk SIT. K tomu
prispeli: P1. Z1chova, krabici
cokolady ktera obsazenfm Wy
nesla $10.05; Louise Zfcha,
krabici cokolady,vynesla $1.20
p. Adolf Black SIS; Klub Mia
deze Gar" pTispel SIS; p. San
ia ST., SIT Duncan ulice So;
Cincibusova ST., So; p1. Marie
Krsova vysfvanou zasterku,
ktera vynesla obsazen1m $40.
Jm6nem Krouzku vsem sr-
decny dix.
Cincibusova tai.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Utcnul pred zraky manzeIky

Morris Azrael, mattel OBJ
chodu ma w. North avenue, u
tonul v nedeli pri koupani Sc
u Horn Point Beach nedaleko
Annapolis.
Utonul pred zraky manzel-
ky sve a n6kolika pratel.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Usmrcen padem do vapna.

Charles III. Wolverton z
Huntingdon avenue, pracuj1c1
We Sparrows Point, usmrcen
byl, kdyz lesen1 ma nemz pra-
coval spadlo MIN do nadrzky
naplnene vapnem.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1926-07-16
Pokusil Sc o sebebvrazdu.

Nasledkem domacfch nesva-
ru pokusil Sc O sebevrazdu ie-
dem Paul Liersch z Westport.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-24
Class Will By Anne Doyle

l Be it known to all Persons. that We. the Class of 1926 of the New Britain Senior High school, of the City of New Britain, in the County ] of Hartford. in the State of Con- necticut being of lawful age and of sound and disposing mind memory, and judgment. do hereby make and declare this 10 be our last Will and Testament, hereby revokinE all wills and codicils by us previously made.
 We give, devise, and bequeath to our lawful heirs as follows:
 I. To our principal. Mr. Slade. We leave our deepest gratitude for his patience and kindly guidance during these three years.
 II. To our class advisors Miss Harvey and Miss Raby We leave d genuine appreciation for their in- valuable assistance in smoothing out our incalculable troubles.
 III. To the Faculty We leave our heartfelt regrets for the pain they will experience at our departure.
 ". To those teachers who canno; bear 10 remain after we have gone and so are departing themselves, we leave our sympathy and under standing. W. would do the same in their places.
 Y. To the incoming Freshmen we leave our beloved lavender. Don't shame if into turning purple.
 VI. To Francis Dorsey we leave the pleasure of collecting the rest Of the class dues
 VII. To the school in general we leave a system whereby the weekly
New Britain herald., 1926-06-24
Marriage and After" by Max Robinson

Oh woman. in our hours of ease, uncertain, coy and hard to please l think it was Robert Burns that said that, Not the ten-cent : cigar-the poet. And Burns hit the truth in the solar plexus when he said il, too. A woman is hard 10 please. Take the first woman-Eve. She had all the men in the world and she wasn't satisfied. She had to go out and make dates with a ser pent and put the human race on the bum.
 All on account Of that snake. That snake caused all the trouble. Now whenever a man gets drunk he sees snakes" Can you blame hin? :? All came about because Mrs. Eve was not satisfied. Just like the wom- en ever since the world began. What right has woman in this world. anyhow? Nobody has ever explained it yet.
 Everything was glorious until woman butt,d in.
 She was taken out Of the left side of q man and shes been trying 10 get on the right side Of him ever since. That's how woman started out in this world-hy getting something ont Of him. And maybe they haven't kept it up. Everything they get they take ont Of q man, and if they cant take anything else they take a fall out Of him.
 "On the other hand look at Adam. When he gave Eve his rib he didn't make any bones about it. But Mrs. Eve wasn't satisfied. She didn't have any bargain sales 10 go 10. And, worst Of all. she didn't have any neighbors 10 talk about. She felt lonesome. So she went rubbering around that bum old apple tree looking for trouble She took one bite Of the apple and then she called Adam out 10 eat the rest. She had 10 Eet th" old man in trouble. you know. Just the way they do today. Only these days when a man gets in trouble with his wife it isn't on &C., count Of an apple. It's usually on account of a peach But if Eve had behaved like a decent married
New Britain herald., 1926-06-24

signing Of all graphs cards will be compulsory,
 1 VIII. To Miss Holmes we leave q idiciaphone that will save her untold patience by shouting out as each student enters her office Where s your cXcuse,"
 TX. To the Lost and Found De- parinent We leave our sincere thanks for its noble services. For the present our addresses will remain unchanged; any article will reach us at them.
 X. To Miss Norma Began We leave hook entitled, We Cynics."
 NI. To Lester Kilduff We leave the first. second. and third prizes of all future poster contests. XII. To Quentin Quinn we leave q new Ford with a paddock and a few Keep of" signs on ii.
 XIII. To the respective gym. classes we leave whatever gym ap- parol may have escaped the rayages of time-or our WeIl-meaning friends
 XIV. To Miss Yates We leave volume, now in preparation, of her faVorite quotations. Future students will make these q part Of their Latin course, th rcby making it pos sible for them 10 understand when she asks "Quis intelligisne?"
 NV. To John Gowcn We leave jar of "Slik-cm, 10 be applied affer thorough shraring.
 XVI. To Eleanor Meaglcy we dedicate book entitled, Advice to Youngsters: Don't Play Hockey Too Often,"
 XVII. To Rose Meltzer and Bertha Dennis We leave a commission 10 enter the famous Ringing Brothers Side-Show. as the only living fcmin- inc pair of Mutt and Jeff.
 XVIII, To Miss Southcr we leave d deHIco whereby she may issue special period slips automatirally thus cyon increasing her present successful cI,-put.
 XIX. To our successors at the Senior Assembly Wc leave the right 10 appoint person for the per manont offic" Of adiourning the meetings, thereby avoiding those awkward passes from which we have suff ed.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-24

of D. P. B. Doctor of Polished
 Bluff.)
 Prominent in athletics were Nc Grath. Darrow, BojnoWsk and Bray.
 Because of Henry Bray's excellence i in all fields of athletics and his ad- tmirable sportsmanship, he has re- iceiVed the highest award which can | he obtained in this school -- the "Burns Memorial" We hope that the very fine characteristics which won him this reward will reap many others for him in his future years. Other members of cur class also took parts in the various sports. Now we were able 10 attend the much discussed Senior club meet lings where We heard the latest in Senior news. We shall never for get the delightful entertainments furnished by members of our class with the aid of Miss Harvey, our 1advisor.
 In due time we had 10 select the last officers Of our class. We con- Ifcrred the honors upon Donald Me Cram as president. Barbara Troop as vice-prcsident. Catherine Brown las secretary. and Francis Dorsey as treasurer.
 Ere we were aware. we were m der the spell of approaching gradua- lion.
 Due to the care and effort Of Mon roe Harwood, chairman, Max Kirsh- nitz Harry Moore, Daniel Porter. Dorothy Boilard. Catherine Brown. Marion Schilling. and Barbara Troop our banquet was an immense sue cess.
 The promenade, one Of the chief conters of our interest was very ably planned by Thomas Conway. chairman, Michael Cianci. Sam kcimowitz, Eaton Smith, Natalie Case, Louise Brown. Elizabeth Hans and Marion Scheyd.
 Tie class night committee whose merit has been fully demonsrratc to yon consisted of John Gowan. chairman, Francis Dorsey. Max Robinson, Aaron CasIowitz. Gather inc Kehow, Mary O'Mara, Dorothy rfcrsick. and Anna Donlon.
 The last days are a mixture Of morriment and gaity. But the most
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XX, To Mr, Moody we leave the hope that he may someday be able 10 leave his office during recess periods, without having 10 sidestep some twenty or so students.
 NNL To Dorothy Quigley we leave the command to read "The Sheik," ," Of His Hour" She will doubtless find them at Mrs, Smiths Library.
 NNIL To Mrs. Smith we leave a brand-new lihrary-new books. new desks. new blotters-to be used for exhibition purposes only!
 NXIIL To Jean Cieszynski we leave real saXophone to play on. so she won't have to strain her vocal chords initiating one any more.
 NNIV To all teachers we leave gracious permission 10 be absent at any time, preferably when tests are due.
 NXV. Tu Barbara Troop we leave permission 10 go on the stage and play leading lady to Barrymore at any time,
 NNEI. To Catherine Brown We leave vote of thanks for record ing so carefully the ponderous min utes of our important meetings.
 NNVII. To Kenneth Benkhe we leave the right 10 slumbcr peace fully during English Class. rise and leave the room at any time, or come not at all if it so suits his Majesty. He may even join in the discussion now and then.
 NNVIU. To the School Orchestra We leave our thanks for tho courage is inspiring music instilled in our trembling hearts as We went off to hattl" with our first period class.
 xxx. To our dear Alma Mater We leave our love and reverence and dnyotiou--and a few unshcd tears.
 xxx. To our lawful heirs. the Juniors, We leave all unclaimed school parapherualia, with the hope that said Juniors may some day be ahle to use them as well as We did.
 In Witness whereof We have here with sci our hand and seal. this 'Twen'y-Third day of June, A. D.. One Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty
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lady, can you picture the mortal cinch We would have had in the Garden Of Eden? We wouldn't have 10 wear clothes. There wouldn't bs any tailors and dressmakers and there wouldn't even be anybody to make the saloons close (saloon's s clothes). (And. think of it, girls. the women wouldn't have to wear corsets. In those days the corset was unknown, while today course it's the main 'squeeze.) ..
 And, after all the trouble she's made, a woman expects a man to give her his seat in a street car. Want us 10 stand for them yet. Haven't We stood for enough? If it wasn't for the first woman we wouldn't have to work at all. And instead of her sitting down there. having a nice pleasant ride, she ought 10 be out on the front plat form all winter running the car her self. And can you imagine the lovely finish it we ever did have women running our trolley cars? Of course. every woman would know all about the switch all right. But If a motor lady saw a woman friend on the track with a prettier hat on than she had she'd run her over. And if We ever had an old maid running a trolley she'd wait until she got a load of men on board and we never could stop the car.
 But l don't blame the girls, It isn't their fault that they are old maids. They try not to be. But the difficulty is that this counry Is over stocked with women.
 That's the trouble.
 There is nly one place in the world for the women, anyhow, and that's over there in Asia. a country called Thibet. It's right next to China. Thihet, where the goats come from. That's the place, girls. Over there there are ten men to one woman.
 And the omen in that country have an average of seven husbands apiece. Isn't that pipe?
 "All woman has to do over there is 10 show the government that she has se5 in lands and goods
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