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FURNISHED ROOMS

One and two room suites. with or without
BATH: NEW FURNITURE, linen and mad
service optional. living rooms by day. bed
rooms by niFht FINEST IN CITY; attrac-
tive rates by dav week or monoth Tee
phone Complete service. Come and seH
something new.
1861 Fairmont st. NV.
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go G. ST. N.w--Large clean lh.k rooms
separate kltchenette. 81 per. week; desir-
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l110 ABBEY NE--Two rooms for In k.
new home: ANA. bet. 3rd and Attn. !. and
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FOR SALE-AUTOMOBII4ES.

EMERSON & ORME,
BUICK DEALERS"
YOUR SATISFACTION
OUR FIRST
CONSIDERATION.
You take no chance when you
select a used car from our stock.
We insist you must be salts
fled.
Buick 1925 Master f Coach.
Buick 1924 5-pass., 6-cyl. Sedan.
Buick 1924 4-pass., 6-cyl. Coupe.
Ruick 1923 7-pass., 6-cyl. Sedan,
Buick 1922 4-pass., 6-cyl. Coupe,
Buick 1922 5-pass. Tourings.
Hupp. 1921-23 Tourings.
Studebaker 1921 Touring.
Ford 1924 Coupe.
Ford 1925 Sedan, Fordor.
Ford 1923 Sedan, Fordor.
Hupp. 1922 Sedan.
OPEN EVENINGS.
1920 NJ St. NV.
Frank. $500.
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1886 MASS AVE Nw-SinFle and double
.ocfns. senl bath continuous hot water
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! - CALF ORNIA---A large bed.IYing room
v"rv cool and b-,ght Phone y. 6o69-J
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SCI CALIFORNIA Ct \ W.---De siraf1le
nom SEN, private bath IS weekly -Poto
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PACKARD !.

Has handled over, eighty used
cars in June. r..
= .s.WHY? -s<
Good cars-well cared for
good paint and.tires-mechani-
calfy O.. K. Fair. terms and
honest, trades. 49, r.. =
- - 4.sSa
PACKARDS.
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EYE ST. NEAR 18th NW--Sinsle room.
sl5 ELECTRICITY near bath. Call Main ego
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1882 COLUMBIA ROAD-Large completed
furnished second floor front room. kitchen
cite. semi nrlYafs hath Sa9 CQs
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II months to pay.
HAWKINS NASH MOTOR
COMPANY, INC,
:. Conveniently Located.
1333-1337 14th st, NV.
. Main $3.50.
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THOMAS CIRCLE-Inoulre Apt. 2o5: de
lIghtful newly decorated room adjoining
oath sOuthern erposure. unlimited phone
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PoRTEER. APT 36o - Two comfortable
well furnished rooms. July l. Phone North
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FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
ANTIQUE MAHOGANY COUCH, Kitchen
S "sef rsfser HSas ea
etc: no dealers. 1915 Emerson ne. :s.
BEDROOM Srs s5E sseneA s Ysns sSss
nv. Ant. u. Phone Potomac 1926: cps
REDRooM SUITE. walnut, complete:: fpll
@ s ssrg si5S aSa Cav Cav ave- soSn 'O
sortnient resrln,an's Bookshop. s33 G
So, NV. Come aud see thcm. -
Mr, Richards. 5io Jenifer Bids.. Publisher.
Brokers -
suits slightly x used S 70 big Ssas:
ns,h .ad Ola k stsnd st. to Sns from U.s.
n e sSshs Sit ard Gnns
cheap. Gil ,2nd NV. - eos
ELECTRIC wASHERS-several used wash
very near n IT. 0'0e'
ENGINE LATHE 1S-inch: suitable for ga,
or m fnSn oye sSs m
ch,nery. Rear els Eve st, NV. 2s'
FIREWORKS for sale. wholesale and retail
Lone star Inn. Conduit I'd, District Line,
fFs:cal Service sryi z Co - os Penns ave. 2s.@
s yv nsss sed pug sr HSr s soSm
hookoases, overstuned chairs refriEerators
IVA M" 18Th iV st. NV. Tei. Adsms 'Gis Open
10 pm. cSs
g s1S F1c; S sem sgo 'HrOOm hsS:e
SAS RH tbesS A23 sd5 west ST.
Gas a. han Ss p aHa 'sHiy Hses
s GSsrF s,b ra9ss sS Wsn sss j. '" Williams
Hnf SIZE sa Is & e%AT IL s $40 perfect :Sa'
LIVING ROOM Su::TE. prac,cally new;
Velour S :" er qH ws-n, dining room suite
Gree ,wotoIsd w1lnn hcd rono, suite ,nd
'hsbes: tsborei. two kitchen chairs. 5 rugs
m"ns s san d ssen ,Igr sT ntGs lot III
EloNsr ave. silve" Spring, Md. Phone
MARItE MOIOR-sterling. slx-sylinder ma
Call Mr.. Reed, Main 1862
ORIENTAL RUGS. four.poster bed, down
covered wing armchair and Others sunfast
ny small q ,Ss Gr
land. Can be seen all day and evening ex.
cent between l." and rs pm. go
SOS: terms. . Homes mes l. Kit Co. 1880 st.
PIANO-packard Baby Grand. only St3b:
easy terms Homer L. Kit Co. 1890 q st.
riANo go small s,o p Ws.s high grade; like
I''N T''H VIZ MINE NV NV
PIANO-Army officer ordered West Coast.
chcap for cash: cost 81 100: for immediate
Phone Main 1913. Capt. Dexter. to Inspect.
P1ANos-BarEalns; your choice Of FIVE at
$50 ea"h. Homer L. Kit Co. 1880 St.
ptANO-StcinwRy Baby Grand $3.50; easy
terms KITS. 1880 st.
P1ANoIss5 buys Bradbury; used; bar
gain Homer L.. Kit Co. 1870 g.
1,1
SsS kSiSe ,ss s2d'sq
i q, Yst tc@ rent Hue worsh' lilo q St:
QUILT silk handmade and work, SIS.
RADIO Atwa,rr Kent. .3-tube SIS small
sas range. ike new, So: so-cart. Sc go
REFRiGER AroRs~-Hew ara second,hand.
t"r az naTnoscs Mrcrsy Refrigerator Co.
S nv Hsne sis st5sda'd '' sew rsssi
Il mo Rem,, ~ and rarar.re On, oEenines
s. F. Sew: N"h. shop. as pa. a.. se. l.. 215.
SHOCK ssBsoRRERs. SET. for Ford Toying
case. . eft cases S-ft. cases mahogany
sss sh f cash reSs' and Hfsp fSr sk
Potomac. va
slightly liI III Isan TIREs|r%o sixs;5
ESd car; Thss:e We're spare Ties. 4 bargain.
ssM23 IKE IA neS s a, s:incn dismstsr
SODA FOUNTAIN. 90 T.: complete: a ha,,
s ss" with IS stool cnnSr . .ns FL
HIDE. 1fth ana G 80.
TypEwRlTER nENru. sERvIct ,aar.
1928 mo-. 3 mos in adv SS.,h: 4 INNS. SIS
TvpEwRITERs : New fan..ry rebuff.
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DUPONT CIRCLE. 1902 1ath-Larse room.
tuin beds ami: also large room and
EltChnnette S1S3
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11O1 K N.w--sinFle room sI6; double
room use kitchen, parlor- newly decora teG;
electricity: ladies 29H
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LARGE ROOM-TWin beds private bath
nTcw home; nv; garage space: price r1sht
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1883 MFRIDIAS-Two large bright III k.
rooms, running water, large porch: reason
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Ib29 COLUMBIA RID. the Argonne-Nlcel1
furnished room, next to bath: suitable for
.. Col. 4RA0 Ant LIZ
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LAcLEDE. APT 81, 1928 VERMONT AVE-.
Thomas Circle Attractive room. lady Or
gentleman: private family Mrs Hayes.
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1404 NJ NV Thomas Circle Large.
ity, 81 so per week 30s
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UIT 18th NW-3 floors Ink water each
floor all or part: adults. Col. $50. Owne4'
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PEERLESS.

YOUR OPPORTUNITY.
BUY WITH CONFIDENCE.
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Fl tEOS-Bargalns your choice of five at
$50 each Homer l.. Kit Co, 1880 G ST.
rtANO--StcnwRv Baby Grand. $3.50; easy
terms kits. 1880 st
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1l3l FAIRMONT-To Gentleman electric.
ltv running water; Sl3 and SIS: references
required Call after q 2os
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,Ot MONROE ST, N.w.--Lirht housekccr
z room pith back porch near bath: ele
ftItF. S.
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1)ohsONlN N1otOl W.,
1722 L ST, West of Conn. Ave,
Phone West 1152.
MURPHY
GUARANTEES IN WRITING"
USED CARS.
FORD.
4 1fHs ko4 hs1KEss BODY.
N-E-L-I-E.
1923 SEDAN.
O-L-D-S-M-O-B-I-L-E
1928 G 1sAa 4.p tRENo G0iEFEtA.r
JORDAN.
3 3sss S sESk Sss49gE 'sroRr.
R-I-C-K-E-N-B-AC-K-E-R.
1924 SPORT TOURING.
Terms as low as S13S down
and $40 per month for II
months.
Open Evenings and Sundays.
DICK MURPHY. INC,
1885 14th St. NV.
eve Never Misrepresent."
CHEVROLETS.
Now is the time to get your
car for July 4th. We want you
to look over our assortment OF
CHENROLETS AND
FORDS.
ALL MODELS.
Roadsters,
Tourings.
Sedans.
Coupes.
All have been reconditioned and many re.
painted; batteries guaranteed; terms to suit.
Ask TO see Chevrolet sedan No. 244 for
$3.50. or Ford sedan No. :39 for 500.
All cars are priced below the usual selling
BARRY-PATE MOTOR
COMPANY. INC.
ISIS Sherman Ave. NV.
Adams 5000, Main $50.
FOR sALE-AUTO TRUCKS.
tires and n,esShsnisal conditio,n sstfobsl
No Mp'1 Mo ss t 6pen r sundss COL 04'
class in every way; ! price, SAB cssh, BALANCE
irving It. ni Col. 54s7. See Mr.. Moore. open
REPUBLIC. atom. solid tires, with high fur:
sonsa'iS ssSsssR co.. e1r s :!'iTsy TSss $40
FORD TON TRUCK, steel cab and body !;
pTcsa s sss snd Ssp Triangle Motor Co.
FORD LIGHT pEdLIvERY: sxcellent run.
ssn. sssSi e. ~ Fs9f
FORD ton truck. 1923. open body; tires 81.
c G. 500; terms. Edison Co., 712.l4 E
WE HAVE A JOB for good used dump
this work st lcw price, and very easy
and our latest used car bulletin; Open eve;
Motor Truck Agency. Inc, 22S let 81. NV.
franklin ITO.
FORD LIGHT DELIVERY. 1925 model with
panel body. self starter. demountable wheels
good rubber. at the low price of only $50 40
down and SO o. weekly. ourisman Chevro:
Yet Sales Co.. 625 II st. ne. Open nights and
FORD light delivery. 1926: closed panel
body; starter: new cord tires; used very
little; $3.50; terms. Edison Co., 712.14 E
FORD. LIGHT DELIVERY. 1926 - Open
Icy sds s ssssort n|Eh'Dr9eEnrs nfsE ussda 30
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cord tires: perfect mechanically: So35: $50
cash. 81 800 per month for 10 months, Sea
ton GARAGE As SeatOn al. ne.
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NEAR DUPONT CTRCLE-Larre room ur
D,ate home. rent reasonable, anil North
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CHEv RoLET late - coupe. 4-pass. and
right and will more than interest the par
ties lookips for a real value: easy terms
so other cara at Wallace Motor Co. 11O9
no addrpri
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1912 l, ST. N.W.-Large room. kitchen and
breakfast room ami: reasonable. Frank
lin SQ5R 24s
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1T UTE ST, wv - largo well fUrnitr he'd
,rtvate fannie zoe
The Coconino sun., 1926-10-29
WHAT OTHERS HAVE
DONE, ARIZONA CAN Dol

There is no argument, for we all
know the supply of big game in Ari-
zona has been sadly decreased 1t
is becoming harder each year to find
a buck. Wild turkey are not plen-
tiful. Twenty years ago, we had a
good supply of BOTH What will we
have, under present conditions, twen-
ty years from now?
Other states have taken action
when their game conditions approach
ed what we find today in Arizona.
Through up-to-date game and fish
laws, proper steps have been taken
to build up the supply Of fish and
game. 1t is not difficult to bring
back a trout stream by proper stock
ing and management. A difficult
proposition is presented when REIN
PRODUCTION of deer is attempted.
Fifteen or twenty years ago, Penn
sylvania's- big game conditions were
deplorable. Recognizing this fact,
proper steps were taken to work out
the problem. Good laws were first
needed and put on the books, making
possible the creation of small and log
ically located refugees or breeding
grounds. The people were educated to
consider game a state asset.
Today Pennsylvania stands about
at the top of the list of the states,
with adequate supplies of big game,
with trout streams and lakes fully
stocked and with an abundant supply
of birds. Thousands of deer are bag
ged each year, millions of duck, quail
and grouse and pheasants are taken
and, during the open season, the
black bear furnishes good, wholesome
sport.
Take our neighboring state, New
ed six or seven years ago. Conditions
have improved wonderfully during
this period. Today they have far
better hunting and fishing than is
the case in Arizona and their people
are interested in these matters.
Fish in the streams, deer and tur-
key in the forests and bear in the
mountains and hills, present a defi-
mite asset to all of Arizona. Let us
act now before it is too late. We are
behind the parade.
To put on our statute books game
and fish law that will prove adequate
and up-to-date requires "a majority
vote in favor of Referendum. Meas
ure No. 302, to be voted on this gen
eral election on November 2, 1926.
You, Mr.. Reader and Mrs. Reader,
can do your bit to make this posi-
bic. Support this measure, boost for
the plan and you will be contributing
to better future for Arizona's game
and fish. This measure contains no
io1xar pol;+icc do NOT on+a,. ;n+o +bo
proposition. There is no reasonable
or logical argument against the pro-
posed improvement of our game and
fish laws.
Help bring Arizona back
The Coconino sun., 1926-10-29
CAMERON BELIEVES IN BUY
ING IN HIS HOME TOWNS (?1

Prescott is good place
to get votes, but Los Angeles and
Chicago are good places to get job
printing. Evidently this is the phi
losophy of the go-getter of Arizona,
who goes to get flaming red posters
and nice pretty pictures of himself
on cardboard from the print shops of
those two cities, says a statement is
sued here today by the democratic
committee. In the window of the 60
getter's headquarters in Prescott this
morning there hung huge circus
poster printed in vermillion telling of
the mighty accomplishments of Ralph
H. Cameron for Arizona and calling
him by his nickname, invented by a
smart press agent from Philadelphia.
The poster was printed in the shop
of the Majestic Show Print, 2275
West Pico street, Los Angeles. Side
by side with this flaming ballyhoo
was modest white cardboard placard
carrying a replica of the go-getter's
classic countenance. This was print
ed in Chicago, according to the i'm
print thereon.
The Coconino sun., 1926-10-29
MIAMI BAD MAN is
KILLED BY OFFICERS

Luz Campos, reputed Mexican 'bad
man" was shot to death by Deputy
Sheriffs Charles r. Byrne and Jess
N. King in Turkey Shoot canyon near
Miami Sunday in hand-to-hand gun
fray that climaxed an hours shoot
ing and brawling in the Mexican set
tlement.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Hughes, an
noyed by an apparent free-for-all
fight near a pool hall in the district,
called Deputy Sheriff Al Peoples.
In answering the call, Peoples was
met in Grover Canyon in Claypool by
a group headed by Campos, overpow-
cred, and his revolver taken from him.
They summoned Byrne and King,
who started after the Mexican. Cam
pos had left the vicinity on foot for
his home in Miami
The sheriffs appeared at the top
of Turkey Shoot canyon as the gun
man approached. Descending to the
canyon floor, they met him face to
face and ordered him to throw up his
hands.
Instead of complying, they said,
Campos fired point blank at the Of
ficers, missing both, though Byrne's
face was burned by the discharging
cartridge.
Both officers fired at the Mexican,
who was killed instantly by the four
shots, two from each officers revol-
yer.
The Coconino sun., 1926-10-29

and game are decided assets to Ari-
zona and mean more money put into
circulation. Every merchant shares
in the dollars spent by hunters and
those who fish.
Put your mark after No. 302 and
you will have done your bit to put
Arizona back where she belongs as a
game and fish country Your support
is vital, is needed and is requested.
There is no logical or reasonable ar
gument against this proposed meas
ure. 1t is devised for the best inter
ests of Arizona's future game and
fish supply.
The Coconino sun., 1926-10-29
WHAT Is REFERENDUM
MEASURE NUMBER 3O2?

When Arizona became a state, in
1911, our present game code was eff
fective. One subsequent change,
through initiative measure passed in
1916, when the bag limits on big
game and the open season both were
reduced.
Because of this initiative measure
changing the law, any subsequent
change has to first be approved by
the people. This is the reason why
Referendum Measure No. 302 has to
be approved if any change is to be
made.
Previous articles in these columns
have shown vital reasons why there
is a need for entirely new game and
fish laws. Our present laws are not
adapted to present conditions.
The Arizona Game Protective as
sociation, an organization not inter
ested in politics.. after three years
study, has worked out this problem in
order to prove the way for legislative
action at the coming legislature, con-
vening January, 1927. A majority
vote on No: 302 is first required be-
fore the legislature can enact a new
game code.
Assuming the people will recognize
the need for the proposed change in
our fish and game laws, by giving a
majority vote for No. 302, the votes
are canvassed and proclaimed as hav-
ing passed approximately the first
week in December. From that date
until the legislature has put in force
new game laws, a closed season will
prevail. This period of a closed sea-
son will come after the big game sea-
son this fall has closed.
The future of the supply of game
and fish in Arizona is at stake. Fish
The Coconino sun., 1926-10-29
CHEERFUL CHIRPS
sense except those intervals when real idea
along and is grabbed off.
(By DEL. y

related how at previous banquet at
the national capitol, when he was in
troduced to speak it was as "The man
from the land of irrigation and ex-
aggeration, where they have two
crops, lemons and tourists, and pick
them both green"
The Coconino sun., 1926-10-29

Joe Blumberg says he guesses he'll
have to join Sunday school class,
for he hears they tell there all about
the prophets.
Joe was Dragging bout his good
command of English, and Doc Flctt
asked him could he use despair" in
a, sentence. Sure said Joe. eve
had a flat tire today, SO | had to use
despair"
Joe says he don't like the name of
the new Hotel Monte Vista. He says
he thinks the Cloister hotel would be
better name He explains that it's
cloister to the post-office, cloister to
the center of town and cloister to his
store.
The Coconino sun., 1926-10-29

One of the little Mexican boys at
the College training school was an
attentive listener when the class
teacher told about the Pilgrims land
ing in America. The teacher ampli-
fled by relating the popular tradl-
ton about the, origin of boat sailing
how a man on a river bank saw a
squirrel jump to a piece Of bark
floating on the water and, hosting
his tail as a sail, cross the stream
The teacher told the pupils each to
write in his own words the story OF
the landing of the Pilgrims. This IS
what the boy wrote:
"a man he walk down to the shore
and he. see a little shipmunk and he
Jump in the river and stuck his tail
up and the wind blowed him cross
the ocean and that is how the Pill
grims got here"
Judge A. G. McAlister, candidate
for reelection to the state supreme
court, in Flagstaff last week told
about time he was a candidate and
while getting his shoes shined asked
the colored' bootblaek if he thought
any of the half hundred or more col
ored people in the town would vote
for him. Il dunno, boss" the boot
black said. There's some pretty
low-down niggerS in this town.
Congressman Carl Hayden, candi
date for the u. S. senate, said that I'M
the old days there was a big fight in
the rear room of a saloon and an
Irishman who had just stepped up to
the bar wanted to know if it was
private fight or could anyone take
hand in. it.
Doug Roome writes from Pasadena
that the new country club There OPP
ened few nights ago. Two OF the
members, Jew and an Irishman,
were enjoying the plunge and they
got into an argument as to which
could STAY under the water the long,
er, and bet dollar on it.
They both drowned.
Doug says that a friend of his, a
naturalist of note, remarked the
other day that it is really wonderful
the way even the birds have adjust
ed themselves to modern improve
ments. For instance, he said, every
one remembers how years ago the
sparrows followed the horses and
made a good living. Of course, the
horses are nearly gone. But If you
will watch the sparrows you will note
that they have changed ends to suit
the modern idea, and now when
Ford stops the brides fly rgiht down
to the radiator and pick out the bugs,
butterflies. moths, etc, and live as
well if not better than before.
Here is one Californian who got his
come-uppance Doug says the man
told about it himself, at the Winning
of the West" banquet couple weeks
ago, where he was speaker. He
The Coconino sun., 1926-10-29
Moneymaker

"Look, nom, fella Civ me a dime
just fer bitin' a minnie in two! An
he'd a Civ me quarter if it nd been
a frog, on'y a. course-just my luck
couldn't find one.'
The Coconino sun., 1926-10-29

cIOpSs IenloHS ana lOurlSbS, ana PICK
them both green
When | let Rhoda drive my car,
She crossed the road where no road
are,
And staggered in at eight or nine,
With nothing but a detour sign.
And when l called, they told me
there,
"Why, Rhoda's closed up for repair" ]"
IT. D. JESSUPPE.
Rimmy Jim Giddings says he
s'poses they'll wear bathing suits
when they swim in the tank at the
new college gym, otherwise they'll
get wet.
Somehow or other, the description
given the Grand Canyon by lady
from the east who has been here for
several days and who went there Sat-
urday, is about as complete as any
description of it could be, and at the
same time it is as brief as possible.
She said:
cts gorgeous
At high school the question was
why was William the Silent so nam
ed, and one of the pupils, who knew
something about Williams history ex-
planned that it was because he'd been
married five times.
Bill Hicklin says the drunkest man
he ever saw had been trying for half
an hour to light his pipe with the
wrong end of the match and when
Bill asked him why he didn't use the
other end he said, "Aw, anybody can
do it that way"
Speed Campbell says the maddest
he ever got, at a girl in his life was
when one told him she thought he'd
rented his dress suit, and he hadn't
at all-he'd borrowed it.
Two of Flagstaff's oldest bachelors
were reminiscing the other day and
one asked the other if he could re-
member the first girl he ever kissed.
After thinking a while, and scratch
ing his head, the other replied,
"Shucks, no. | can't even remember
the last one."
One of George Fleming's little sons
appeared at school not long ago for
his first time. When he got home,
his mother asked him how he liked
school.
mot so good" he said
why, what was the trouble?"
WELL" he explained, when | got
there | went up to the teacher and
said, Well, I'm here and she said,
What's your name?' and when / told
her she said, Very well, sit there for
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THE sAyIoURs

Christ saved sinners
Cameron saved the stockmen-
Hunt saved the Colorado.
Golfer saved a damsite-
We didn't save a damn thing.
Who has the button? Springer
lille Tourzonan.
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Here is one Californian who got his
come-uppance. Doug says the man
told about it himself, at the Winning
of the West" banquet couple weeks
ago, where he was speaker. He
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the present
'HAnd / sat there all day, but she
never gave me any present"

Joe Schmidt, always inventive, has
a new variation on "So's your old
man" It's "Sows your wild oats"
Joe pulled that on Jack LeBarron
the other day, and Jack looked at him,
for a while whether to
soak him on the beezer or not, then
said:
do you know what / heard?"
NO." said Joe. "What?"
"Sheep," said Jack.
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Run-tin-tin. rs
One gal is good for ten miles.
Another Ford joke.
A loud squeaker.
Where's my wandering boy to light
Just like mother used to shake.
Another crash.
There's a wheezin'
WALTER BENNETT