The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-12-24

or.s- ea county papers i'll
.....s..u Montana exhibited
4-E perturbation because
.aama was absent from the
liner. News for the past two is
sherlock Holmes in his con-
f9a. with the amilable DR..
,,...or never drew so many strange
r..Gar- IS did the yap town
- over the failure of the edi-
- ramment ON current events in
first column during the two
~. he was absent in the Twin
-sos The emanatiOns of Bowler
srobey ON this particular subject
5.ved that as a sOOthsayer he is
7 more absurd than as a GRIMM
Inst III he would devote more of
4. time TO writing fiction for the
m story magazine or inventing
l..s.-arks for "WhiZ Bang" he
amid probably make a greater hit
4 tbe journalistic world than in
-rnerimenting with tho truth in
sheridan or Daniels counties. But,
!. that. his grotesQue literary con-
.o,fions are frequently as strange
.rd interesting as Julius Verne's
IN Sea Stories or the Exploits of
CAPTAIN Kidd on the Spanish Main.
ZOE DOLIN. whose Wave has been
-escefully washing against the
.Bores Of Medicine Lake for many
moons. seems to have imbibed
anething lately very different
nom what the Gentle Nazarene con-
.aerated at the feast Of Cana. The
dDBIes Of the Wave have turned
rio a frOthing fury. Ignoring the
libel laws written into the statute
books and brushing aside the truth
sif it were a descript harlOt. Joe
ayes at everybody in Sheridan
County from the Council of Action
down. He seeks to connect G. z.
TsyOr with everything which he
considers wicked and absurd. Evi-
IDENTIFY Joe thinks there is some
method in his madness and that his
continual attacks on Taylor would
result in that gentleman returning
the compliment through the col
INNS Of tho Producers News. In
that way Joe figures that "he can
tel the world" that he is on earth
and that the Wave. which ripples
ever his press $50 times every week,
s an entity to be considered in the
sitical scheme of things. Perhaps
i Eas anticipation of the drippings
from the political tables two years
,1ce that impelled Joe to unload
zch a pile of vapid trash or per-
taps it was Just plain cussedness on
bis part But let mo give Joe a
good live tip. He ought to wake
% from his Rip Van Wrinkle SLEEP
md learn that he is living under a
lH dispensatiOn; that when he is
-mkeying with the Council OF
Action that he is running his nose
sapbang uD against tho mailed fist
Of legal responsibility; that the day
Of stink pot warfare between small
town editors, which netted the publ,
uiy a smell, has passed away; tha
Fhile joe is munching a fat fedora
plum between his teeth he shOulC
remember the Fate Of Three Fling
ded Brown and Col. Marsters ant
tie fellow that accompanied A
LaWereoce in his famous raid o.
the home of an SO year old farmer
and others who got in front of tn
lzl saw of the Council of ActiO
and that somewhere in the dust
tiles Of the Post Office departmeI
Is petition which the proper off
aa might be induced to take up an
onsider in the early days of 1872
Joe, you are getting on pretty nice
Dow and wish you a very merl
laustmas and hope that you Wi
INK Of the century old axiom g
'ord to the wise is sufficient
!ol saturato the turkey with yOl
layOrite beverage on next Saturd;
i.iemoon.