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New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
BERLIN SEES NEED EnR DnIIlI,NII.N

It is not surprising to discover that the town of Berlin is likely to have full-time policemen, if ma jority of its residents can put through the plan which has re- ceived the approval Of Judge Gris- wold and Prosecutor Lewis. Berlin is becoming a more important spot on the map every year; in addition to a rapid growth, it also has be- come d town situated upon one of the most travelled turnpikes in the state. II is logical 10 assume that the system of part-time constables cannot exist forever. The turning point toward full-time policemen, however small the regular force may be at the beginning, has about arrived. Citizens Of the town are entitled 10 full protection at all times and seem to be justified ih realizing they are not getting it un der the present system.
 Judge Griswold, in frankly point ing out to his fellow citizens that court receipts could not pay for the proposed full-time force, does the town 8 service. The judge equally as frankly states full-time force would undoubtedly result in more arrests, and the resulting fines would at least help to defray the expenses Of the police. This is the case in other towns and cities; most of the cost of maintaining a police force must come out of tax ation, and only a small part Of it as a rule comes from fines. In Ber- lin, where the plan is 10 have only three full-time officers, the per- centage of costs that could be de- frayed from fines might be larger than the general rule elsewhere.
 Turnpike traffic at Berlin is cited as an example of the increased hazards to safety in Berlin. As 8 matter of fact, the use of automo- piles by most evil-minded persons has greatly increased the possibility of crime in all small towns; few of them are any longer comparatively immune by dint of their erstwhile isolation. IL is necessary for towns and villages, as well as cities, to be on the lookout for thieves and criminals who prey upon society through the use Of automobiles. A general increase in efficiency in connection with crime prevention is necessary in all the small towns of the state. Berlin residents, fully alive to the requirements Of the present day. are to be congraiu- lated upon their evident desire 10 be in the forefront in this impor- tant development.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
AN IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION The Editor Pays His Respects to the
 Widow

The Editor Pays His Respects to the
 Widow Dear Fifth:
 l appreciate Your most unselfish offcr,s And in my subsequent remarks Please Cont think Pm q scoffer One question, please. since you tell
 me That you have been twice married Those other men, did they WALK
 out, Or were both of them carried? If I should marry you I feel The deal would be uneven; YOU know more of the game than It should be even stephen! You say you'd smooth my worried
 brow. HOW would you go about it? I've heard that rolling pins are
 used. And somehow l cant doubt it. Just think of il. If you and Were [ ol.shly 10 marry, YOU'D see right through my best
 ,ECuse And with me raise Old Harry! If I do wed, l want 8 girl Who's innocent and trusting- No widow who, upon my head, A platter would be busting!
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
Jugoslavia Suffers
 Serious Flood Loss

Belgrade, Jugoslavia. July 3 tPt- The worst flood in more than a cen tury in all the lower quarters of the Jugoslavian kingdom is keeping the population and the troops busy in an endeavor to combat 1t. Five peasants were washed away and drowned at Schtit, and railway lines have been destroyed at Koumanovia- Kriva and Palanka.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

America ism: "See the pretty flowers! Let's gather a car full. One hour later: "Thcy're wilted; throw 'cm out,'
 So many signs are unnecessary Why not just say: No parking III this town.'
 If he is poor and tolerant that $ tolerance; if he's rich and tolerant that's indifference.
 People do not knock interiors lest thev be considered in the same class. The knockers hammer al ways reaches upward.
 "Improving" a district; Destroying is natural beauty 10 make room for ugly little houses.
 The genius I ay be given to vice He cant be different from ord'i'- arv aortals in every particular Cnrotected ly Publishers Sylndlcaie)
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
Cnnllitinns

The disturbance over the middle west will advance eastward. and it will be attended by considerable cloudincss over the eastern half Of the country.
 Local showers mostly light, will likely occur Saturday in portion Of practically every state east of the Mississippi river. The temperature will he somewhat lower in portions Of the middle Atlantic states on Monday.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

class to order, using the Werd win dicate.'" I. Shade: ,.- "Bin Fold, shut up! Stope hawking to your naybers-- If they want to heer your Volce they'll have to wait And ferthermore this class IS OH der inside, So lindly don't look out der vindl- cat '"
 Rose Pape.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
Explained

Roland. What is the distinction between the Declaration of lnde- pendcncc and the Constitution"
 Walters: Well, l tried to make a dl :laration of independence when first got married, and my wife alarmed near ruined my constitution"
 -HamLton Loeb.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

Election and primary returns from North Dakota's double-bar- reled voting having been counted another defeat for the administra- tion candidates is chronicled, If 1t keeps up no candidates in the west will have courage enough to claim they "stood by Coolidge
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

Zane Grey, author, was credited with capturing 5S2-pound sword Ash of the coast Of California. The dispatch was not complete. how ever, not detailing how he lifted the Ash out Of the ocean with one arm and gently laid if in a corner Of his row boat. Anglers are supposed 10 imagine how such things are done.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

One visitor to the President re- ported that. contrary to the gen. ersl impression, he is "talkative,' He no doubt becomes so after sIimpsing the millions of headlines referring to him as "Cal.'
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

Member Audit Bureau of Circulation Tn, A. B. C.. iR national organization whic, furnishes newspapers and aaVeI, tissrx with a strictly honest analysit oI circulation. Our circulation stat'sues are based upon this audit. Ih's lnsuIee e protection against fraud ID nsNepap,di I,'d S,rT,butiop figures to both national ana local adYertieers-
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
THE OBSER YER On the City and Its People
 Makes Random Observations e

mo tme should be lost in getting the movement under way.
 Just now there appears to be no way through which work can be .commcnced this year. The annual budget is prepared and taxes laid shortly after the opening Of each new year and with six months of the current year now passed there still remains sufficient time to get the proposition in shape for presentation to the board of finance and taxation in time for the next budget.
 Several years ago an attractive memorial was presented for adop- tion and the common council ap- proved. The city meeting board de- clined 10 pass the concurring vote which was necessary to provide funds and the memorial plan was killed The city still has the plans for the shaft planned at that time and also has the same committee men who, it is possible, would be willing to try again. The council now having the final vote, the city meeting board having been elimin- ated, there is a much better chance of providing funds.
 The memorial shaft would not cost as much at this time as when it was planned. Building materials have dropped considerably and the outlay would be so much less as to present a substantial argument for carrying out the plan.
 The city also might employ the deferred payment plant to pay the costs. Since the memorial was last considered a special act has been passed by the legislature which per mits New Britain to lay it's heavy expenditures over period of five years, assessing one-ffth of the tax each year.
 Several years ago when the shaft was designed a cost of S20o,000 was estimated. Even at that figure which is greater than it would now cost the annual payment would be but S40,00O or approximately one third of one mill.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
HOMLs nISTIRns RADIO

PhoeniX-Acting on complaints that the bowls of dogs had broken in on radio programs, a radio inspector found the sounds em- anated from an electric sausage machine in Phoenix But not dogs The howls came from the motor that furnished power for the grinder.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

Between now and Monday one will get the impression there isn't enough room at the shore for all the visitors from this part of Con necticut. Those who remain in town can have it all 10 themselves and will enjoy less congestion,
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

If congressman really want 10 stimulate the aircraft industry let them ride to their bailiwicks in planes. charging the cost to the government, as usual.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
IN kLASS AT kRAZY KOLLEGE
 Conducted by Judy)

Teacher;
 Will you, Miss Terstep, solve an acute rrian. 'e' for us?" Miss Terstcp: This artificial baits no good" Said he, Tt never squirms." Said she, If fish is what you wish, Why no triangle worms?"
 A. Nebbich.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

The Springfield Republican says the Presidents influence with Con- gress is so little il is almost negligl- ble. After the election shakeup 1t may look like cipher without rim"
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

The 4o.000 New York garment and cloak workers who are on strike emphasize the claim they are striking against the iobbers. and not against the employers. The plan evidently is to prevent the iobbers from getting goods from the employers. But it is one of those things in which the employ CTS seem 10 he bearing the brunt Of the skirmish.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

It is clear as Missouri spring water that Senator Reed of that state does not need the support of Anti-Saloon league votes.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
pHuA. CRICKETERS WIN

Toronto, July Pe-Continuing the match started Thursday the vis- iting cricketers from Philadelphia scored an i. ,pressivo victory over the Toronto Cricket clubs eleven here yesterday
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
Naturally

Felix: Did Crosby sell his story about that piece of Florida real es- tate?"
 Gilbert: "Yes.' Felix: Did inc editor like his style?"
 Gilbert. NO, but he liked the plot"
 Y. P Pitzer Copyright 1928. Reproduction -.- Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

If the continued fall of the franc reflects anything it must be the lack of confidence in the ne" Briand cabinet-or cabinets.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
Bright Says of Parents

Williams: Sometimes my wife won't smile for days at q time" Lewis: "Poker-faCe Williams: No, but I'd like to-"
 J. c. KehI.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
His Rnrnr1

His Record Visitor: Who is the best shot on the department?"
 Policeman: "Patrolman Mccoy. Why ii takes him only three wounded bystanders to kill dog!"
 Ethel Morrison.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

In a sense the senate committee which will investigate the bread trust eases is out to plumb the bot tom of the nations bread basket.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

A conscience is especially trouble souc when if $ the other fellow irving to function for you.
 Well. Brother, your son isn't half as tough as you hoped to become when you were a kid.
 The true nick complex is shown in the elicf that those living in any larger iowa are less righteous.
 II pays 10 he good. Think how long good hunch is remembered, while the others are forgotten.
 II might be worse. The detlnl- ton of sin changes, but the dehni- tion Of virtue doesn't.
 You can't estimate any man actual goodness while tails exist to confuse virtue and discretion,
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
Observation On The Weather
OTptYi-t

Eastern New York and New Eng land, Mostly cloudy with light local showers Saturday; Sunday probably fair with moderate temperatures.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

Maimcd limbs and painful in juries are a heavy price 10 pay for celebrating the Fourth in the accepted fashion. Even automobile riding on the holiday seems safer.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

lt migh be of advantage 10 au- toists if some sidewalks near the center of the city were made small or. but il would bo much better 10 thc city as a whole if more main arteries Of 'ra,I were devised.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
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 d By
 MAxsoN l1xHAlI sLnuk

Send all communications 10 Fun Shop Editor, care Of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

Splash week is coming. Putting a fve-year old youngster in baIh tub Is one way of observing it.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

Hurrah for the Glorious Fourth.
 Folks. Let's shoot off cheero-crackers folks, Explode good humor, set off jokes, And make this Fourth glorious one With shells of mirth and shots of fun.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
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Member of the Associated Press' Tn. A.sociatsd Press lE exclusively en. titled to the use for republication ol all uews credited to if o' not otherwise credited in this paper and also local aews published herein.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

This is a day Of funds: Primary funds. dry funds, wet funds and fund of information about them all,
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

The Herald ia on ssle daily in New York at HotariaK's Newsstand. Ilfnet souars; schutS's EewsstandA. Entrance Grand Central &2nd Street
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
RRh"Y KINDERC iRTEN (ConGCted hy JuniOr)

Fletcher:
 "W . sty downstairs wait ing for the elel ator to be installed I will ask Ikey to call this noisy
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

The only profitable advertising ineo,1n, ,rss, room aiways open to Advertissrs
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

One kind of seed that does not need air in order to germinate is rice.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
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New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

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New Britain herald., 1926-07-03
actsandFancies
 BY ROBERT QULLEN

Words mean little. A lot of appro- priations aren't appropriate.
 An, well; lot of wives who think they aren't supported we'll enough are insupportable.
 The happiest people are those who don't give a darn if they are un- important.
 Doubtless only those who got none of the money vote to oust man who bought an office.
 Much is expected of men. You can't imagine them wearing sash like affair and calling 1t pants.
 And once a brilliant mind from the sticks. accompanied hy one gal Jus and seven dollars, had q chance in politics
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

Words mean little. A lot of appro- priations aren't appropriate.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

Traffic row. 1976: "Blah! Why didn't vol hold out your hand? ? How'd 1 know you was goin' under the cloud?
New Britain herald., 1926-07-03

SUBSCRlPTION hAlks $500 c Year.
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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-15
California Deports
II Young Men; All Had
Been in ReformatOrics

PUEBLO, Colo, Oct. IA (AP)-Frank
Lynch, special agent Of the Denver
and Rio Grande Western railroad
escorted the California football
squad" from Salt Lake City as far
east as Pueblo last night and today,
in the belief of other passengers on
train number 2 that arrived this
afternoon
The squad" was composed of II
well dressed young men, ranging
from 1S to 21 years, Each had $40 In
+, his pockets and was the official guest
of the state of California and would
continue to be such until other special
agents have deposited each one at
the railroad station in his own town,
whether in Florida or New Hampshire.
These young men were really erst-
while inmates of reformatories in
California who were being deported
from that state to their known home
addresses. They were given free,
transportation, free ais on board,
a new suit of clothes and $40 each
. for which they each promised, to so
home to mother and be a good boy
Other passengers gained the idea
that they were honored by the pres
ence of one ofs.ethe footba1l teams
through the explanation given by
officer Lynch in answer to numerous
questions.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-15
PEARCE

"eHs snyder manager of the Coron-
sauo cattle company, residing at the
Noonan ranch, was in Pearce nTo,,a. e.e
A. ). Rockefellow and son. Phillin
OF the Stronghold, were Pearce visit.
ors Monday. 'iSit'
L. =. Ewing and Alfred Barlow 70.
turned Monday from a four-dav dec,
iiuht IN the Chiricahuas with a four
point buck i0ul
Clifford Maps and Mr.. Harawav. Of
Nogales' are visiting with Mr. M,u.,
Iather' who is railroad agent for tha
southern Pacific at Pearce.
>; Hubbel, of Tucson, was a business
visitor here Tuesday.
William Radcliffe, rancher rvino
about 10 miles from Pearce. was bere
Tuesday.
Mrs. Joe Bignon left Tuesday for
Douglas to spend several days.
sam Heron returned from Pboeniv
wednesday, where he was visiting hie
wife who is i'll.
william kegan, who has a peach or
chard in the Stronghold, was shoppine
in Pearce Wednesday.
Mrs, Tom Smith was in from her
ranch Wednesday, calling on friends
aE0 DOING some shopping.
Norman Roberts, who is running for
county supervisor, and George Hen
shaw' who is running for sheriff of
Cochlse county, We're in Pearce We'd
nesday. .Axc.gmMw
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-15
PLAYS TO
DAM BUILDERS AND THE
MOVIE STARS JUST NOW

Los ANGELES, Oct. IA. - CAD -. Ex-
perts in land development from IA
western states "sht i'm with scores Of
film stars of Hollywood tonight at a
visual demonstration of the effect of
water on the desert.
The experts were delegates to- the
Winning of the West conference which
opend here todayA Tonight's session
held in the Forum theatre was the
occasion for the first production of
Samuel Goldwyn,s news picture, ''The
Winning of Barbara WORTH" whose
theme, built about the story of strug-
gle to irrigate the waste places, Illus
trated' the keynote of the conference
which opened here today.
The silks, furs and jewels of Holly
wood rubbed elbows with the resur-
rected evening clothes of many prac-
tical dam builder from the great out
doors, called here by the Los Angeles
chamber of commerce to draft pro-
gram to make the desert blossom as
the rose" and reclaim approximately
$1,500,OO0 worth of land now useless.
The main. business sessions of the
conference will be held tomorrow with
former Governor Thomas Campbell of
Arizona presiding, Among the speak
ers will be Mrs. Florence Kahn of San
Francisco, member of congress;1 Com
gressman E. o. LeatherWood of Utah;
and Congressman Phil D. Swing of
California 1H erSfa& t&@
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-15

obeyed the decree except Hazel
Q'Bryan, 16, whose relatives resolved
with her to wear short skirts ''if we
have to fight it out all winter
Speculation was rife today as to the
outcome of Miss O'Bryans case.
"We' found that the girls who COM
planned of lack of heat were those
who were wearing short skirts anG
sleeveless dresses w. v. Kenler.
Genoa banker, and president of tht
board, explained, Therefore we or
dered longer skirts for the sake or
health I don't know how this rule
will work out. The board is simply
on the side of common decency ir
this and every other matter. l. do
believe we can enforce the rule de,
spite the opinion of a Kansas county
attorney that boards Of education
can't make and enforce such edicts.
Certainly his opinion is not final
The other extreme was noted when
six girls appeared at the school
wearing old swagger skirts of four
years ago.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-15

on in El Paso several days ago and
is reported doing splendidly,
The Pilares Social club entertained
very delightfully."- last week with a
party and dance. Several Nacozarf
young people attended and report an
exceptionally nice evening
9. W. Englehart, of the Canario
Consolidated Copper company, arrived
overland from Douglas last Sunday
driving a new Dodge truck, which he
purchased from the agency there.
Accompanying Englehart was f. r.
Wilson, also of the Canarfo company,
who makes his home at the company's
:nine at Batamote. Englehart and
Wilson report roads in almost inn
passible condition. but experienced
no trouble in bringing the new Dodge
through
A. M, Skinfill and sons, Arthur
and Earnest, left in their Maxwell
car last week for Douglas and vicln-
ity, whore they will spend vacation.
Mrs. Skinfill with Billie and Claudio,
expect to join them in Douglas as
soon as traffic is resumed on the
railroad.
The following were registered at
the Hotel de Nacozari: H. Il. Huds
path and NJ. l.. Williams, of the
Santa Rosa ranch; A. w. Sansburn,
Joaquin L. Lopez, r. NJ. de Lopez,
Antonio A. Bartolini, j. c. Manning,
John Lightfoot, f.. M Spencer, Mr..
and Mrs. " A. Brussolo. w. IL
Jenkins, A. Rencaum, Mr.. and Mrs.
d. r. Pitrman; Emilio Hoyos T. II.
Ashley, A. Oppenheim, Lynn f. Her
sey,s D. M Creveling, ]. A. Mcdonnell
and Jack Duffus, of Pilares; r. D.
Davis, of Douglas; F. r. Wilson, of
Batamote; Lee Neer. of San Nicolas
Wistinlin, of New XS2k City; Martin
Metzger, of Ia Nina Guerriguito; Bob
Slaughter, of Dallas; Ricardo Durazo
! of Oputo; francisco de la Re, Thomas
r.. Escaraga and Clotilda r. Paz, OF
/ Cumps; G., c. Beauchamp, of Douglas,
and R. r. Davis, of Batamote.
T. H.r Ashley of Pilares, was in
Nacozari last week on his way out
to the coast, where it is understood
u
G. C.. Mcdaniel returned from his
vacation last week, arriving by auto
mobile from Douglas. Mcdaniel, who
is in the, supply department office
spent his vacation on the coast.
r. r. Davis. who is employed by
the Canario Consolidated Copper COM
pany and makes his home at the
! company's Batamote mine was in
Nacozari last week in hope of getting
] out for a vacation, but due to the
! washouts and consequent tie.up OF
: the railroad, was obliged to return
! TO Batamote.
! G. r. Powell. of ~Nogales, and John
6. Wistinlin, of New York City, were
nj Nacozari last week, having re-
+ turned form an inspection trip of .
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-15
McNEAL

Mrs j. w. pannelley ta2s been N
Douglas for the past two weeks un
der the care of a 2hysici:ll.
Lewis Burton and Miss Jeff Young
were shopping in Douglas Saturday.
Mrs. H. c. Stolp and children mot,
cred to Douglas Saturday to attend
q birthday party for Miss Ruth Wick
storm.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gail Faulkner and
son, Gail, Jr., arrived Sunday eve
ming by motor from Denver, Colo.
Faulkner has accepted the principal
ship of the school, the vacancy be-
ing caused by the illness of Mrs. B.
Doom.
Miss Alma Pridgen returned to
Douglas Saturday, where she has a
position in the city school depart
ment.