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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

conference or conferences on reduc.
ton and limitation Of ornaments:
ana the attitude OF This Government
cannot be defined in advance OF the
calling Of such meetings" Nothing
but good sense IN that and surely we
want to do what we can to help mat
ters along n 1t shall appear they are
to be wisely directed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
Lakeside Lodge No. IS, J.. o. o. F.
and lakeview Rebekah Lodge No.
On :.;-k Itafian

-
SO Hold joint installation.
Friday evening, January l. the fol-
lowing officer of Lakeside Lodge No.
SO, 1. o o. F., and Lakeview> Re-
bekah Lodge No. SO, were jointly in
stalled by D. d. G. Master, Carol
Harrington of Dexter. D. D. p, Flor
ence Hanson of Newport assisted by
D. D. c., Marshal Clarence Pierce of
Dexter and d. D. Marshal. Sister
Woodland of Newport, assisted by
Sister Jones, pianist and the follow
ing Grand officers G. Wardens, d. w.
Sheldon, Bertha Friend; G. Sec, W.
F. Otis, Alberta Sheldon; G. Chap
lains, Eva Wakefield, r. A. Fits;
G. Guardians, ( Ivan Friend. lisa
Hamlin; G. Treas, B. L. Dyer ana
Edith Stevens.
officers of Lakeside Lodge, p. N.
G., Arthur Stevens; N. c., Clyde
Rand; V. G.. George Friend; Ward,
T. B. Friend: Cond.. B. L. Dyer; o.
S. c., Winthrop Friend; 1. S G.,
Walter Dwelly; r. S. n. G., D. w.
Sheldon: L. S. N. G.. Lewis Fits:
r. s. V. c., Elmer Curtis; L. S. v.
G., AIva Graves; Chap, r. A. Fits.
Officers of Lakeview Reb. Lodge, P.
N. G., Lizzie Friend N. G., Lucinda
Blagden: V. G., Angie Rand; Ward,
Edith Stevens; Cond., Ada TORY;
o. S. g., Blanche Dwelley; I. S. G.,
Matilda Curtis; r. S. n. G.. Bertha
Friend: l.. S. N. G., Carrie Otis; r..
S. V. G., Hazel Written; l.. S. v. G.,
Helen Lawrence; Chap. Lena Carter;
pianist, Catherine Haskell.
At the close of the installation a
supper consisting of baked beans,
salads and pastry was served.
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CORNVTLLE

Forrest Herrin had the misfortune
to fan from his sled and break his
leg below the knee. He was hauling
wood with a span of horses. Mr..
Herrin IL as comfortable as could be
expected. He met with a similar
misfortune last fall. when a heavy
cart body fell upon him. injuring his
knee.
Mrs. B. j. Robinson is Ill.
Oysters are to be served at the in
stallation. Saturday evening. Ali not
notified, bring cake or doughnuts.
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Ladies' Nioht

About one hundred enjoyed ladies'
Night at the Piscataquis Club on
Tuesday evening, a very fine supper
was served by tile following commit
tee: Hon. and Mrs. Frank e. Guern-
sey, Mr.. and Mrs. L. c. Sawyer. DIR.
and Mrs. C. H. Stanhope, Judge and
Mrs. H. M. HAYES. Mr.. and Mrs. A.
o. Robbins. and Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob
Koritsky.
Cards were enjoyed until q late
hour
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

An effort Is to be made In this
Congress to reduce Federal appro-
priations for Alaska, these now
amounting to $ll.oeo.ooo. One re-
trenchment would be saving $780,
900 for q star route that serves very
few persons. This may account for
the reports that the volcanoes In thar
territory are getting hot.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
MAINE CENTRAL HAILRoAO

a
TRAINS LEAVE AUGUSTA FOR
Bangor. ti2.2i a. M, iia.40 .. m. $40 q o.
1926 am, ti2.25 pm. t2.2s pm. ss.ss 9'1'
). ( 4. Pts Pts t12.2I am. tis.ssp.m. !;
Bar Harbor. tl2 81 a. m, tl2.25 p. M
Bath. t5.54 q. m. t9.3l a. m. t4oo
Belfast, GAIA a. M, f0.26 a. m, H. 70 N $
Boston, S3.2l a. m, t5.54 a. m, tv.s n. :. Z
MODS a m. 1905 p. m, 1884 p.m., fAVs p
*l0.55 p. IN.
Calais. tl221 a. M. t12 % p. m.
Dover Foxcroft, C4.44 a. m, t2..3 p; m. ~.
Gardiner. 1921 a. M, t5.54 q. m, tesi J. -
slo;0S a. m. 1905 p. m, 3S4 p.rn, Ii.V' y =
Is. Is p. m. f7.19 p. m, si0.55 p. m oO an
lIallo~eil. t5.54 a. M. tq.sl a. m. s,eye n.
1905 p. m, 1884 pm. taos p. m. fo.io = -
fI.l9 p. m. SO. So p. IN.
Harmony. t12. rs p. IN. os :. m.
Lewiston. t5.5i o. M, 1881 a. M, slOso' :
TAOS p. m, s1055p M NJ
New York, $50 p. m, IA .05 p. m. 80, n,
Portland, f3.2l n. m, t5,54 a. IN, !.. SSt = a
Sl0.0S q m. taos p. m, S3.34 p. M, ta.Vo =
Tie p. m. $40. 90 p. m.
Rockland, t5.54 a m, f931 a. m. % Il & = :, /.
Skowhegan, GAIA a. m, 80 90 a. m. ~ ~ Il,
So. Gardiner. t554 a. M. teal a. M. ii0,v " ~,
t3.05 p. m. s3.34 p. m. rs pm 1t''s -
*i0.j5 b. m.
Sc John. tl2.21 a. m. ..uAa,
Waterviiie, f12.2l O. m, ii2.40 am, 81 a .,
1926 g. m. t12.25 p. M, f2.2S 2. fr-' s1's'
TIA p. m, 1888 p. m. !. .fou3sf
: Daily. c Except Sunday sno rs.ssdaI.
I Daily, except Monday. Daily. exSsps s'
Sunday only.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

A new court ruling on relations
between Uncle Sam and the Do
henys is to the effect that the oil
leases in question were taken by
fraud so the Government may get
them back without paying the Do
henys anything. But the end IL not
yet, those Oil transactions appear
slippery.
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DOVER-FOXCROFT
F;ned for Intoxicafiors

William RinoI was before Judge
Harold M. Hayes In the municipal
court Tuesday charged with intoxi-
cation, the complaint having been
made by Deputy Sheriff Albert L.
Warren. The respondent pleaded
guilty to the charge and paid fine
Of $40 and costs.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

A concern that made use of the
word simplex" in its trademark has
been found by the court entitled to
such use, Notwithstanding another
concern In an altogether different
business and In no sense q COM
petitor had previously made use OF
the word in Its trademark. Some
common sense left In the law get.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

opposed to repression. Little Doris
was very nervous and had a horror
of going to sleep in the dark.
Her mother anxious to overcome
this weakness, said gently as she was
leaving her, Remember darling, that
an angel will still be with YOU when
I take the candle"
Mummy" pleaded small voice
"Td much rather you took the angel
and left the candle. london Daily
(SbTanfcla
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

The world has been finding out q
lot about the futility Of lighting and
necessity pointing the way to con.
cord. The Locarno spirit has entered
Ireland and the neighbors are sitting
down and talking things over, leaving
their shillalahs at home.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
installation Of Officers

The Maine Chapter DeMolay held
their installation on Wednesday eve
ming at Masonic hall, parents OF the
BOYS and members Of Miriam Chap
ter, o. E. S., and all Masons were
invited to the installation ana large
number were in attendance. Master
Councillor, Edward Berry Installed
the new officers in very pleasing
manner, the officers for the ensuing
year are as follows: Master Council
or, Richmond Roderick: Senior Coun-
cilor, Earl McNaughton; Junior
Councillor, Everett Smith; Senior
Deacon. Reginald Hoyt: Junior Dea-
con, Erwin Daggett; Senior Steward.
Frank Houstan; Junior Steward. Ed-
ward Severance: Chaplain. Carl NH
ton; Marshal, Phillip Smith: Senti-
mel, John Smith; treasurer. Dana
Bryant; Scribe. Ford Dyer: lst.
Preceptor, Vernon Howse; End. Pre-
ceptor, Charles Drysdale; 3rd. Pre-
ceptor, Daniel Hayes: 4th Preceptor.
Joseph Drummond; 5th Preceptof'
Carroll Pingree: 9Th Preceptor. Rex
ford Judkins; 7th Preceptor, Leon
Hall.
Twelve members received the ma
jority certificates which were pre-
scented Past Master Councillor. Ed
ward Berry. Bertram Pingree was
installing marshal and Raymond
Anhis, installing orator.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

They say such things ana they do
such things down IN Texas one
wonders at civic complacency In that
part OF the world. Not only II there
ma" also "Jim". talk Of inpeach-
ment, pardon OF eleven or twelve
hundred prisoners In q year and all
that, but here is the speaker of the
Texas House, who recently advocated
q special session OF the Legislature,
sued for a board bin OF four years
standing. But Texas Is . big State
busily trying to grow to its pattern.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
Mrs. Abida Hill Legg

Friends in town of Mrs. Abida, Hill
Legg Of Dover, N. H.. will be sorry
to learn of her death, which oc-
Cured at her home on Christmas
day at the age of 50. Mrs. Legg will
be remembered here, having lived
here until her marriage.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

It would seem that either the K.
K. K. has been extremely UNI
fortunate in quite number OF Its
officials or these have been disii-
lusioned-or both. The latest tn
stance is in New Haven where the
"Kligrapp" puts forth a declaration
to the effect that the Khan psy-
chology Is bad.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

Those who have been unable to
crafty a desire to visit London might
try Boston as a substitute. That city
now has double-deck buses and i'm
penetrable fogs-and possibly some.
thing to 90 with the fog.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

The municipality owned street rail.
way Of Youngstown. o., now has de.
felt of nearly million and a half
OF course the taxpayers in this rich
country are good for that much.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
Rirthday Snrprise Party

Mrs. Winifred Hatch was rendered
a surprise party at her home on
lower Main street Tuesday evening
by several Of her friends, the occa-
sion being Mrs. Hatch's birthday
The ladies passed the evening with
their sewing, after which delight
full lunch was served. Those present
were: Mrs. Myrtle Leighton. Mrs. FL
sic Sharp. Mrs. Hugh McKinnon
Mrs. Altman Page, Miss Stella HILL
and Miss Marguerite Bertram.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

Two Of Boston's police, while off
duty, getting little spare cash by
means of highway robbery. Is the lat
est. Who said Boston wasn't right up
to the minute?
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
Miss Leola Mitchell returned !

Miss Leola Mitchell returned y
Cambridge, Mass. Sunday 2 u,
where she Is attending scheol
The regular meeting of the Eesn
Star grange was held last Ffidsl
evening. with a good attendants
The first and second degrees wal
conferred on four candidates, ara
which a baked bean and pastry sup
per was served.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

Darling. noticed a 500 Bullying
on your dressing4table. Would you
make me happy for ever by letting
me have II for a new dress?"a
Husband: "Why, of course, pet; let
me fetch Il for you"
Wife: ITS all right, dear-Ive got
;f0
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
E.nsr., A. AIohon.o a. B,sthsr

Funeral services for Aiphonso u.
Blethen will be held from his late
home this morning at 10 o'clock. Rev.
J. Frank Thompson of the Universal
list church will officiate, and Masonic
services will also be held. The bear
ers will be Allan Dinsmore. Fred d.
Barrows, Edward D. Emery. ana
Harry Thayer.
The family have the heartfelt sys-
pathy of their many friends.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

The county commissioners were In
session at their room at the Piscata-
quis County Court house on Tues
day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
Mrs. Frances Coffin

Word has been received Of D,
death of Mrs. Frances A. Coffin q
the home Of her nephew In Bfswf'
with whom she made her hone, shs
had been in iii health for some tfae
but the end came suddenly. due .
heart failure.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
TROY

Miss Florence Clough is In Banga
being treated for her eyes.
Mrs. E. D. Mitchell is confined b
her home by illness. f..
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

The Pythian Sisters will hold a
food sale at Davis Drug store Sat
urday afternoon at ESQ o'clock.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
Safety First

Safety First
Nervous old lady-Will this train
stop at the terminal? Sf&
Conductor hope SO. or therein be
On awful smash If she dQesn' Irwin
nipeg Tribune (Canada).
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Rooers.Mitehsil

Rogers. Mitchell -.
Lutte L. Rogers and Miss neR
Mitchell were quietly married Ct IN
M. E. parsonage in Unity last SUI
day evening. January 9, by the kss.
George B. Davis, Mr.. Rogers ~
prosperous farmer and lumbeffns
of Troy, and the bride is one u
Troy's most successful teachers. :.
They have the best wishes Of hss
many friends.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
Thar Prohlenn

The Problem =.
"There must be great many
problems that confront you Polar ex-
plorers. What do you consider the
most important one?"
Explorer: Getting back"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
ETNA
WiImont s. Barden

The many friends of Wilmont S.
Barden of this town, are sorry to
learn of his death, which occurred at
the Plummer Memorial Hospital in
Dexter, Dec. 81, at the age of 81
years. Funeral services were con-
Quoted at the old homestead Satur-
day, Jan. 2, at 100 p. M.
Mr.. T. B. Friend and daughter
Airline. were business callers in Ban
gor, Dec. 81.
T. b. Friend, B. r. Hanlin and I.
B. Friend were in Carmel Wednes-
day evening, Dec. 80, where they at
tended a meeting of Benevolent
Lodge, F. and A. M.
The many friends of Henry c.
Friend are sorry to learn of his i'll
ness, and hope for a speedy re-
covery.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
Hat A Had

Hub-What glorious spring day
I could dare anything, face anything
on a day like this.
Wife-Cenie on down to the mil
liner s.--British American.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

YES" said the principal Of the
young ladies' school to the proud
parent. You ought to be proud to
be the father of such a large family,
all the members OF which appear to
be devoted to one another"
Large family! Devoted" gasped
the old man In amusement. what
on earth do you mean?"
Why YES, indeed said the prin.
cipaL beaniing through her glasses,
mo fewer than eleven Of Dora's
brothers have been here to take her
out for walks, ana she tells me she
expects the tall one with the blue
eyes again tonaerrow."
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
Let There Do Light

The most modern method Of child
correction 10 that Of suSfestion a.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

CUsHNoc CHAPTER, NO. AZ, r. A.
NJ. Stated convocation Thursday eve-
ming. January Z. at 1880. ALI sojourn-
ing companions cordially invited.
ALFRED C. EASTMAN. H. P.
HENRY J. THYNG, Sec.
ASYLUM LODGE, No. 70, 1. o. ). r.
Regular meetings Friday at 7.30
o'clock F. N. Installation Of officers
lows and visiting brothers are invited.
FRANK L. DOUGLAS, N. G.
ELLIS E. WALKER, Sec'y.
JEPTHA ENcAMPMENT, NO. 8.
of each month at 7.3o O'clock.
EDGAR w. FLETCHER, G. p.
g. S. PEASLEE, Scribe.
CANTON AUGUSTA, NO. 9, p. M.
Regular meeting every third Tuesday
JOHN G, HoWEs. Capt.
A. M. DRUMMOND. Clerk.
G. A. r. THE REGULAR MEETING
of Seth Williams Post No. Is, first
Thursday of each month.
Q. p. ROBBINS, S. ". G.
WILLIAM McDAvID. Adjutant.
AUGUSTA LODGE NO. ss4. e.p.o.E.
Regular meetings in the Elks Home,
winthrop street, the second and fourth
inufsaaSs q SH eash month dRp at 8 o'clock
49,. HARRIS S. DAY, Sec.
mon-wed-th.tf
FORT WESTERN LODGE NEW
England Order of Protection No. 575.
meets in l. O. o. F. hall second and
fourth Thursday at 7.3o o'clock. All
members welcome.
RUTH LAFLIN, Warden.
ALICE l.. PIERPONT, Rec. Sec.
HARRY PIERPONT. Fin. Sec.
jn10,eodtf
N. e. o. p. kENNEeEC LODGE.
and third Tuesday evenings of each
month at 1870 o'clock.
DANA w. LQyEJOY. Warden.
3: T. SMITH. Fin. Sec.
MRS. EMMA F. HOWE, Rec. See.
AUGUSTA CAMP No. 74oo. N. W. a.
Regular meeting first and third Thurs
day of each month at 6. A. r. hall
p. 9. KNIGHT, Consul.
tu-th-sat,tf 'i'e'''' >'eiH'
U.o.G.c. MORRILL, coMMANpERY
no 326 Regular. meetings second and
fourth Tuesday of every month at 7.30
O'CLOCK at Golden Cross hall
CHESTER M REDMOND, N. c.
tu-th-sat,tf
CAPITAL GRANGE, NO. 24s, p. OF
=. Meetings I'd and 4th Saturday eve
nings of each month at G. A. II. hall.
WILLIAM B. MASON. ". At
tu-th-sattf
COURT PINE TREE NO. 20, FOR.
esters of America. meets in Foresters.
hall the first and third Thursdsys az
each month at s o'clock
TT6HILIP ); BARTLRTT. Chief Ranger.
may
QUEEN TEMPLE NO. 70 pYTHIAN
SISTERS, meets in K. of p hall ths
second and fourth Tuesday evenings Of
each month at 7.S0 O'Clock.
LUCY A. FOWLER, M. E G.
CORA a; JONES. NJ. Of r. and c.
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ESTABLISHED 1875

No notice Whatoves Wtl b taken q
unGtgue0 comFuunicakiouD
me 9ourual eanuos ~ oold respon.
ulhle Soe the prneervaficn Or eoturD
at cejocted communicaflonA
A0dreas an communicAtione relating
20 subscriptions and advertisements
Co KonneNec Journal Company
euolishssa Augusta AatnA
lGENkCR TIM ASSOCIATED PRESS
The Associated Press b exclusively
entitled 20 the use for republication
Of all news dispatches credited to n
Or not otherwise credited 10 this pa
par and also the local news published
herein.
An rights Of repuhlication Of spse-
aA dispatches herein are also &C.
served.
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Some Suggestion

Mrs. Howard--Iye talked ana talk
ed to you until am worn to 1 fvas-
ale.
Mr.Howasd-Well, why not shut up
for repaifs.-%"Tepics Of the Day.
Films.
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Light and Airy
The Friendly Bear

Inc friendIy Bear
Cinnamon are not usually very
courageous in the wild woods. The
following, though, seems to show the
ready wit Of the race.
An old Cinnamon, delivering
laundry in mining camp, heard a
noise ana espied q hugh brown bear
smiling his tracks In the newly tall
len snow.
"Hu!''. he gasped. "You iikee my
tlaoks, makee some more" From
Everybody's Magazine.
Has 1t Happened to You?-There
was large crowd gathered around
the overturned meteor car, while the
excited driver was trying to right
things.
"Halloa :" suddenly called the voice
Of q new arrival. Whats the mat
ter. Robbins--ear, turned turtle?'
Robbins smiled with expressive
sweetness.
"Oh, no; not at all. old chap" ne
replied. These kids have wanted to
see how the machinery worked, 30
had the car turned upside down Just
to please them. LOS Angeles Times.
1.-THE word anonymous means
without q name. Now. then. my boy,
can you give me q sentences Showing:
the correct use of the werd?'
Our new baby IL anonymous7
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07
aGEM.rR rHD ASSOCIATED PRESS

Thursday. January Z, 1928.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

Master Richard Carey, who has
been visiting his cousin, Master
Linwood Rideout, returned to his
home in Hallowell, Saturday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

withdrew appeals to . higher court
when they learned that 1t was likely
they would receive sentences more
severe if their cases went UP.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-01-07

The student body St the Bath High
School are now permitted to get out
q school paper every other week.
This comes about because frorn the
proceeds OF q recent entertainment
money was obtained to pay back bills
on the publication when Issued week
90
The Monmouth inquirer., 1926-01-07
Why Toast is Popular.

The increasing popularity Of toast.
says the London Lancet, Is some-
what interesting fact In that II posi-
bly, indicates that after all the pub
lie resents the insipidty OF modern
bread. Roller mlllins as nov prac-
ticed, is altogether different from the
old method grinding wheat between
stones. leads to the elimination OF
the germ, of the wheat. The pecu-
liar nutty flavor o. the oId-fashioned
loaf was due perhaps to the retentioDr
OF this germ.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1926-01-07
Reaching . peclsion.

A commercial traveller tells an
amusing experience which narovced
TO him in the interior OF Pennsyl-
vania. The traveller landed In tbs
village and sought the only hotel In
the place--a small building nc
much larges than the average dwell
ing. He stepped cn the porch but
hearing voices raised in anger, he
paused at the door. Apparently
there was quarrel In progress. and
as the excitement showed no indIca-
ton of diminishing. the traveller
knocked loudly on the door.
''Helloi" he cried. Who's the
proprietor of this placer,
Jest ye stay where ye are, )" came
in feminine tones from the house.
Ezra an me is decidin. tibet pint
now"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1926-01-07
The Music 81 Nc ! here

"Come right in" .quoth St. Peter;
when you have received your wings
step over to window As and get your
player piano."
The new arrival seemed puzzled
my player piano?" he calculated
incredulously. II thought you gave out
harps here"
I'VE did until recently" said the
kindly saint, but there were so many
complaints newcomers from earth
said it would take them so long to play
on them that we decided TO give out
player pianos instead. It's not so
bad, we find. when one gets used to
it."
'sAnd this is Paradise!" mused the
new arrival. "In the apartment house
where / last lived on earth ] used to
kick because there were -four Of them
only four"
Here he sighed deeply.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1926-01-07
MisspelIed Names Of Places.

A name very difficult to ind cor
rectly spelled is that Of the Lake On
tario port. Sacket Harbor. When it
It not "Sackett's Harbor." or Sack
EFT Harbor." it is commonly Sack
cts Harbor." Another not SO fire.
quently wrong is "Newburgh." the
city OF which name is In the town OF
"NewDurg." This brings up the
problem Of ''Pittsburg." which its
citizens like SO we'll to spell PITTS
burgh." Another puzzier is ''Hoosick
Fails" which Is on the Hoosac River.
in Rensselaer, County. The United
States Geographical Board is the ul-
innate authority on the names OF
places in America.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1926-01-07

The characters OF all the climates
Of the earth can be detected the
frigid close around one. the temper
ate with its belt OF trees just under
meath and the tropical at the base CT
the mounta'r, with its vineyards and
iuxuriant groves. The great ocean
around. with Lipari. Panari. Alicudi.
Stromboli. and Volcano, with their
smoking SUBMITS. appear under your
feet and you look down upon the
whole OF Sicily as upon map.