The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-20
TODAY
HIDEOUS JEALOUSY.
ANOTHER AIR ROUTE.
FLAT AND ROUND.
COUE FOR FARMERS.
BY ARTHUR BRISBANE.

OpyTiSHt, lJIOj
Pity doctors. They work hard, ano
too often their lives are complicated
by jealousy. Sometimes their wives
are jealous, for the doctors are
obliged to hold the wrists of mourn.
full lady patients. Sometimes even
their nurses are jealous. Doctor
William B. Borror, of West Virginia
for instance. was found stabbed tc
death. The authorities say his nurse
did it, because she was jealous OF
him.
1t isn't always as bad as that, but
often nearly as bad. Jealousy is the
curse of the world, and waste Of
energy.
Ladies, why be jealous? If he's
innocent he does not dservc 1t. II
guilty, he's not worth your trouble.
Today the first postoffice air planes
will start across the continent from
Los Angeles. Postmaster General
Mr.. New has accomplished great re-
suits in aviation promotion. Separate
flying lines now connect the PacifiS
ocean with the Atlantic from Sc
aNlc, San Francisco, Los Angeles.
Less than 100 years ago men on
ponies were carrying the mails.
1t is proposed to remove General
Andrews, head Of the United States
prohibition enforcement. He is &C.
cused Of saying that prohibition is
not working we'll, and that light beer
would be better than bootleg whisky.
General Andrews could learn some-
thing from the old-fashioned school,
teacher. Asked by trustees whether
he taught that the earth was round
or flat, he knew his, trustees and an
swcred, II teach both round and flat"
Republicans interested in their
party's welfare will consider the
character and size Of the vote cast
by Illinois against the world court
idea.
Senator Mckinley and the world
court were showed under by the
greatest number of votes ever record
ed ut any primary in the history Of
Illinois. And the result was not due
to "the votes of Chicago," although
Chicago went $4,000 against the court.
A majority Of more than 100000
against it came from the rural dis
LclCLS, among IuS ASItuCISs
This should be sufficient warning,
without further defeats, for admins
tration candidates that the people of
the United States! want to run their
own affairs, WITHOUT the help Of
Europe.
Congressman Kincheloe Of Ken
lucky says the administration is
"giving the farmers the Coue treat
ment," meaning that the administra-
ton is not doing anything real.
The administration has at least
shown a desire to be Of use to farm
ers. and that is more than you can
say of some other administrations.
President Coolidge wilt be inter
ested in the British plan TO supply
irrigation for tens Of thousands of
cotton acres in northern Africa.
Cotton Of the best quality. produced
in a county where men earn 35 cents
q day, and children or 10 cents,
will make substantial tariff protec-
ton for American cotton absolutely
necessary.
One definite thing, not along the
Couc line, that the administration
should do is to dam the Colorado
river, making water and power that
now 60 to waste, available for farm
crs and cities.
And an all-American canal, making
this country independent Of any canal
through Mexico, should be part Of the
PROGRAM.
The. administration might also
watch the distinguished and forcefull
Mussolini. Back from Tripoli. after
travelling by battleshir, automobile.
airship and on the shoulders Of high
Nv enthusiastic African saya9es, he|
saws he will open up great agricul-
tural possibilities in Africa for Italian
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