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Evening star., 1926-06-17

Wigs made of spun glass in Ger
many are said to defy detection better
than those made of hair.
Evening star., 1926-06-17
200, 900 WELCOME
CARDINAL BONZANO
TO MIDDLE WEST

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Evening star., 1926-06-17

The beaver, usually considered a
busy animal, sleeps 10 hours day.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-31
ILLINOIS ELECTION
 PROBE ENDS TUES.
Utility Owners Contributions
 Now Main Concern

Chicago. July 3t tP-Although a formidable array of witnesses re- mains in the Illinois campaign funds quiz, the senate investigating con- mittee hopes to conclude it's in- quiry next week. after resuming ac- tivities on Tuesday.
 The committee believes that 1t al- ready has uncovered the principal matters involved in the senatorial contest. Chairman Reeds said he had no plans for further inquiries after the present one is closed.
 While members of the committee would not discuss the evidence pending their report to the senate next December, 1t was known that they had been more impressed by the free contributions by public utilities officials than by the amount spent in the contest which now total s941.100.47 for the senatorial Cook county and other tickets.
 As the record is now written. of fcials of three different groups of public utilities in the state con- tributed total of $l7O,00O to the senatorial campaign fund of Frank L. Smith, who still is chairman of the Illinois commerce commi' sion, the authority over which public utilities in Illinois is comparable to that of the interstate commerce commission over railroads
 Samuel Insull Of Chicago, head of a number of utilities, gave $125.000 directly to Smiths funds and spent in addition $33,7351S in a propa- ganda campaign against the world court. which Smith also opposed.
 Ira c. Copley Of Aurora. Ill, for mer congressman. and chairman of the board of the Western United Light and Power company. gave S25,00O to the Smith fund, and Clement Studebaker. president of the Illinois Power and Light corpor- ation, made two donations of &10.- 900 each to the campaign fund of
New Britain herald., 1926-07-31
ROUND TABLE TALK
 ON CITY BUSINESS
Mayor Weld and Department Heads Discuss Public Welfare

Representatives of several depart ments met with Mayor Weld last night for the second of a series of round table conferences on munich pal business.
 The mayor and Chairman A. P. Leavitt of the building commission, principals in the most serious dis agreement that has cropped up in the present administration, met with a smile. after which Leayitt re- marked that everything was peace ful and harmonious between the de- partment and the mayors office.
 The charity department com plained of difficulty in placing able bodied married men at work, as result Of which the city must pay for their support. If other depart ments having the hiring Of men would cooperate, costs would be reduced. Superintendent John L. Doyle told the gathering.
 The board of public works fall- ure to send a representative caused the mayor 10 express regrets for the second time, the first instance hay ing followed criticism by common council members on the board for rot having a representative at coun- cil meetings. Mayor Weld told Of flood conditions in the fifth ward and emphasized the need for inn provements al an early date.
 Commissioner Walter J. Kenney represented the garage commission. The board is dissatisfied with the encroachments on its rights by the council and other boards. Mayor Weld said he will lend his coopera- ton as soon as the commission gets its work for the year organized.
 Chairman ". r. Brooks spoke tarorably Of new dance pavilion in Stanley Quarter park. proposition in favor of which Park Superin- tendent R. B. Wainright spoke sew eral weeks ago. Mayor Weld agreed such a project would be a popular one.
 Elimination Of pocket streets" is the main concern Of the city plan commission, Chairman George K. Macauley said. -...
 Clerk F. J. O'Brien of the water board told the meeting the Forest vile pumps will be in action soon. the board feeling the time is now ripe for pumping.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-31
Anchor Brand Girls
 Adopt Near East Waif

The Anchor Brand Girls club oi North & Judd Mfg. Co. has adopted a Near East orphan. The little girl is l years Of age and the members are in receipt of her picture. The needed funds 10 keep her for a year were raised by giving an entertain ment and dance.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-31
ANNOUNCEMENTS

ANSOUNCEMESTS .1-BURIAL LOTS. MONUMENTS 2-DEATH NOTICES
 3-FLORISrS s-FCNERAL DIRECTORS
 5-LOST AND FOUND
 6-PERSONAL.S
 f-sToRE ANNOUNCEMENTS '-.t AUTOMOBILES
 s-AUTO AND TRUCK AGENCIEs g-AUTOS AND TRUCKS FOR SALE i0--AUTOMoBIiEs FOR EXCHANGE II-AUTO PARTS AND ACCESSORIES I2-AuToMOBILES WANTED i3-AUTOS-TAXl SERVICE 14-GARAGES TO LET 5-MoToRCYCLEs AND BICYCLES ls-MOTORcYCLES BICYCLES WANTEI l7-SERyICE STATIONS = REPAIRING
 BUSINESS. SERVICE is-BARBERs HAIRu's MASSEusE REBUILDING AND CONTRACT a0-BUSINESS SERVICE RENDERED 2I-DENTIsTS 22-DREssMAKING MILLINERY a3-DYEING. & CLEANING e4--INSURANCE-ALL KINDS LAwYERs-PATENT ATTORNEYS 26-MovING. TRUCKING. BAGGAGE 2f-PA1NTING, PAPER HANGING 2s-PIuMBING,' 'HEAIoG, METAL WORK EXPRESSING AND TAILORING aU-PRiNT"B, JoBB'G. STATIONERY 3I-PRoFESsIONAL SERVICES 32-REPAIRING PIANO TUNING 23-WANTED TO RENDER SERVICES
 EDUCATIONAL CORRESPONDENCE COURSE 55-DAECING TEACHERS 36-INsTRUMESTAl AND VOCAL 37-LoCAL & PRIVATE INSTRUCTORS 
 EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES WANTED 4t-HELP-MEN WANTED WANTED 43-HELP-MEN OR WOMEN WANTED-MEN RESERVATIONS WANTED-WoMEH
 FINANCIAL OPPORTUNITIES STOCKS. BONDS LOANED BORROW
 LIVE STOCK AND SWINE sI-DOGS. CATS, PETS 52-EGGS, POULTRY SUPPLIES VEHICLES 54-WANTED-LIVE STOCK
 MERCHANDISE 55-ARTIcLEs FOR SALE 56-BUILDING MATERIALS 67-BUSINEsS & OFFICE EQUIP. 6s-FARM AND DAIRY PRODUCTS 6s-FEED AND FUEL 6O-FERTILIZERS. SEEDS, PLANTS AND CLOTHING 62-GooD THINGS TO EAT ARTICLES ELEC., & TOOLS s5-MERCHANDISE AT THE STORES es-MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 6i-B-RADIO DIAMONDS. JgwELRI 67-WANTED ARTICLES TO BUY REAL ESTATE FOR RENT es-APARTMESTs & TREATMENTS 70-BUSINESS PLACES FOR RENT fl-DESK ROOM AND OFFICES T2-FARM FOR RENT -.. 73-HoUSES FOR RENT 53-sUBURBAN FOR RENT 75-vACATION PLACES FOR RENT & STORAGE 77-WANTED-TO RENT
 REAL ESTATE FOR SALE 7s-AGENTs-REAL ESTATE 79-AUCTIONEERS so-BLDG. BUSINESS PROPEk1N REBUILDING LOTS FOR SALE 8a-FARMS FOR SALE S3-HOUSES FOR SALE S4-SHORE PLACES FOR SALE Ss-SUBl'RBAN FOR SCALE Ss-REAL ESTATE FOR EXCHANGE SERIAL ESTATE WANTED
 ROOMS, BOARD AND HOTELS SS-HOTELS S9-ROOMS FOR RENT so-ROOMS AND BOARD el-RoOMS FOR HOUSEKEEPING 92-WHERE TO DINE 93-wANTED-BOARD OR LODGING
New Britain herald., 1926-07-31

the commerce commission chair man. whc defeated Senator William B. Mckinley.
 Allen F Moore, Illinois republi- can national committeeman. and campaign manager for Smith. has testified total expenditures for Smith Of s253, ,5475l, of which SlT0,o00 was given. he stated. by the three public utilities officials.
 Other evidence before the com mittee has shown that Insull gave Sl5,O0o 10 his friend" George E..
 Brennan. who won the democratic senatorial nomination. Insult also gave $lO.o0O 10 the Deneen faction
 Of the republican party in Cook
 county. which supported Mckinley, but Roy H. West, chairman Of that
 group. said this done with the un- derstanding this would not be used in behalf ot Senator Mckinley. Charles V. Barrett testified that
 the Crowe- Barrett group in Cook county receivel S1o,oQ0 from lnsull 1 for use in the bitter campaign which
 was waged for control Of nomina- tlons Of Cook county officials. Other developments during the in quiry have included:
 Refusal of Thomas W. Cunning ham or Philadelphia, treasurer O. the Pennsylvania state central com mittee. to reveal the source of the S56.o he contributed to the cam
 paign fund of William s. Ware of Philadelphia, who won the Penn sylyania senatorial nomination. An nouncement by Chairman Reed that Cunningham would be cited 10 the senate for contempt as a result.
 Testimony that Senator Mcl<in- ley was determined 10 finance his own campaign and that he spent , S350,616.72 in the effort to be re- i nominated
New Britain herald., 1926-07-31
LOADED GUN CHAPTERS
 TO FLOOR DURING RAID
Proprietor of Southington Place Faces Charge of Carrying Con-
 cealed 3S Calibre "Gat."
Isnecial to the Herald.l


 Southington. July S1-Following an absence of about a year, County Detective Edward J. Hickey and a squad of deputy sheriffs, swooped down last night on "Nick's Coffee Pot" a restaurant on Liberty street. and arrested the proprietor, Nick Renda, on a charge of keeping in- toxicating liquor with intent to sell, As the raiders came into the place. Renda dropped a loaded .3S calibre revolver he was carrying and an ad- ditional charge of carrying conceal ed weapons was lodged against him. He was released under bonds of $500 for appearance in the town court Monday.
 In the Coffee Pot" the raiders found two jugs Of alleged wine and two Of alleged liquor. The liquid was taken to Hartford for analysis. As siating Detective Hickey in the work were Deputy Sheriff Gerald Risley of the county office. Greer, Tucker and Casey and Chief of Police Thomas Murphy and Constable Walkowski of Southington.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-31
City Advertisement
REGISTRARS, NOTICE

The Registrars of the. city of New Britain will be in session at their office, Room 4OS, City Hall build ing. on Friday, Aug. 6, and on Fri day. Aug. 13. 1926. from 12 o'clock noon until 9 o'clock p. m. for the purpose of making an enrolment of the legal voters of the city of New Britain for the purpose of nominating delegates to the various conventions to be held for the nom- ination of candidates 10 be voted on at the state election to be held on Tuesday. Nov ?, 1926, and 10 per feet the present list Of registration.
 THOMAS J. SMITH, WILLIAM ZIEGLER.
 Registrars of Voters. Dated at New Britain, Conn, this 3lst day of July, 1926.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-31
EDUCATIONAL

CORRESPONDENCE COURSE 55-DAECING TEACHERS 3s-INsTRUMESTAL AND VOCAL 37-LoCAL & PRIVATE CONSTRUCTORS Ss-WANTED-INST
New Britain herald., 1926-07-31
BLAZE ON CHERRY STREET

Slight damage was done yester- day afternoon by fire at the home of Antonio Delfino Of 313 Cherry street. Papers in the rear Of a gas stove caught fire and an alarm was sent in from Box 221 The fire depart ment extinguished the fire without damage to the place. f
New Britain herald., 1926-07-31
EMPLOYMENT

UNEMPLOYMENT AGENCIES COMPARTMENTS WANTED if-HELP-MEN WANTED WOMEN WANTED 43-HELP-MEN OR WOMEN RESERVATIONS WANTED-MEN RESERVATIONS WANTED-WoMEN
New Britain herald., 1926-07-31
DIR. C. W. Dt

DIR. G. W. DUNN OPERATED ON
 Dr. George W. Dunn was operated upon at the New Britain General hospital today for appendicitis.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-01-08

There will be box supper and de-
bate at Two Tree school house next
Friday evening, January 9Th.
Mr. and Mrs. Antoine Andersen
came Wednesday from their home at
Reserve to spend the day attending
to business matters and visiting at
the Andrew Hansen and Viggo Peter
sen homes. Mr.. Andersen was inter
ested in some of the court cases.
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard Paulson gave
a party on New Years Eve in their
new home on the Reservation. A
sumptuOus dinner was served at six
o'clock after which cards were played
until midnight when a delicious lun-
cheOn was served. Those present
We're Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. BOrnstedt,
Mr.. and Mrs. L. E. Singleton and
family, Mr.. and Mrs. Wagner and
family, Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh jones and
family, Mr.. and Mrs. Vogel and fami-
ly, Henry AtOr, Ben Trustheim, Ole
Johnson, Andrew Johnson and Fred
Malcolm.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-01-08
D. OF H. LODGE TO EN-
TERRAIN MONDAY
EVENING

The Degree of Honor drill team
will give a social entertainment on
Monday evening, January IL, at the
Farmer Labor Temple.
The program consists of cards,
lunch and dancing. The admission is
so cents per person.
The entertainment put on by the
members of the Degree of Honor
Lodge always prove to be social
events of the season, and with the
commodious hall which they now en-
joy it is possible to enlarge en- the
social program. Those who care to
dance may take their social diversion
in this manner, while those who pre-
fer cards will have tables prepared
for the occasion. A very delicious
lunch is also being prepared by the
members. 1t is expected that the
large hall will be crowded to capacity
at this big social event.
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

DR.. E. G. Steele wishes to announce
the opening of Offices at the Hospital
for the practice of general medicine
and surgery.
Special attention given to diseases
and surgery Of the eye, ear, nose and
throat.
Ewes examined. Glasses Fitted.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-01-08
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank all those who sc
kindly assisted US in our time of be-
reavement, especially the American
Legion, members of the choir and all
those who contributed for the beauti-
full floral offerings.
Mrs. L. H. Clemens,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. H. Clemens
and family
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Local NeWes

bate at Two Tree school house next
Friday evening, January 8th.
One years free service on tires.
adV'-4O-tt TIRE SHOP.
Rev. and Mrs. H. L. Calvert were
calling on Mr.. and Mrs. Zeb Garneau
at Two Tree last week.
FOR SALE-One sewing machine in
good condition. Cheap. Inquire at
TINS ONCE. 40-tf
Miss Fern Homme and Donald
IroWcr were Plentywood visitors
from Outlook last Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Fishbeck are
the proud parents of a baby bern to
them at the hospital last Monday.
Good quality sheets S1.39; pillow
cases, pair soc. Cash sales only. ].
A. JOHNSON'S.- adv.
Herschel Lee left Tuesday for Far
go, n. D., where he will spend the
winter attending a barber college in
that city
Mr.. and Mrs. John Pace and family
from Wolf Greek, spent Saturday and
Sunday, the guests of Rev. and Mrs.
II. l.. Calvert.
l.. S. Olson has been absent from
his duties at the County Assessors
Office few days this week on account
of illness.
Say fellers, did you know Chevro-
lets took a drop the first of the year?
Peterson Co.'s al in this here paper
tells all about It. adv.
Bob Smith has been confined to his
home for the past few DAYS with a
severe attack of tonsilitis. He is
much better at this time.
Alfred Marsh resigned his position
ut the Plentywood Milling Company
last Monday. AL is leaving fer Far
go, n. D., where he will attend a
barber college.
John MOrtensen was in town from
his farm in the Dagmar country last
Monday attending to legal business
matters and incidentally calling on
some of his friends.
The debate will be on the respec-
tive merits of horses and tractors for
farming purposes. Proceeds of the
supper will go for the Pastors sal
airy.
/ Miss Mary Filter returned to hen
high school duties this week after
having spent a few days with her
parents on the farm in the Docley
country.
J. c. Wigmore spent a few hours
in Plentywood last Saturday on his
way home to- Medicine. Lake from
Outlook where he had been on q
short business trip.
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Atty. Paul Babcock returned last
Thursday from Sacramento, Calf
where he has spent the past week
visiting with his wife and daughter
! Pauline
Mr.. and Mrs. L. E. Helm returned
Monday from Hanlinson, n. ID.
where they have spent the past ter
days visiting at the home of Mr.
Helms parents.
Fred NegaarG was here from Med
icine Lake last Sunday to spend the
day visiting with friends. He attend
ed the show at the Orpheum in tn,
evening.
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! Mrs. c. S. Nelson entertained tn,
I members of the Wednesday Club a
her home last Saturday evening
Bridge was played at three tables I'm
Y til eleven o'clock when a dehciou
t luncheon was served. Mrs. Joe Nc
h Cam and Myrtle Donaldson wer
= honored guests. Mrs. J. P. Palubick
: received the prize for having higl
score.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-01-08
NEW MANAGEMENT AT
FARMERS GARAGE

Tuesday, December 10Th, a baby
boy was born to Mr.. and Mrs. Ed.
Hill at the Sheridan County Memoir
al hospital. Ed is passing the cigars
and preparing to relinquish his posi-
ton as proprietor of the Farmers
Garage in favor of the new arrival.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-01-08

s..ssssas's'' :
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I'm n the Dagmar country last
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!. i. county seat from Medicine
saturday afternoon.
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Hel. last Monday attending 70
o1 matters and visiting friends
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n last sunday afternoon.
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y. 81. SDent a few Gays in Plen-
RI -5i5 week attending to Official
s.s matters.
n..-srson was in town from
y. l-, first Of the week attend
+. business matters and visiting
n friends.
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- f-,gI big Falls, Mimi, where she
g -. visiting at the home of her
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- last Wednesday afternoon,
eng District court and visiting
- trends and relatives.
r. Rave cut he prices again on
~. overcoats, leather vests and
s - Come in and get our prices.
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M and Mrs. A. Riba returned Fri
from Iedgerwood, n. D., where
y. spa7t the past two weeks visit
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trs
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S.a,e Bank, returned Monday
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~. the past ten days attending to
-ss, matters.
P-Fsi0r Solution will not freeze or
rs-a,e. Guaranteed forever. TIRE
SHOP PlentywOOd, Mont. 35-tf-ad
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U-s Bert Torstenson resigned her
qr a. the local telephone office
E, thursday, Mrs. Gust Lindberg
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s Monday morning
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the Misses Helga HendrickScn,
ara H-ret, Mrs. Fred FOrman and
Vary Jane at dinner on New Years
lg a. 300 O clock.
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eenei the Hugh Jones family from
ts Neliver country at their home
Is. Sunday afternoon to a delicious
dinner at 3:0e o'clock
b. and Mrs. Oscar Christensen
Il, Sunday for their farm in the
Hetby country after having spent
-s week in PlentywOo6 visiting at
II G. G. Christensen and L. J. On
sad homes.
Z. IlgwalSOn Co. store entertained
lar employees and four other guests
& 70 o'clock dinner at the Elgir
J1s New Years day. The clerk:
Esli the day taking inventory at the
grs
NJ and Mrs. Martin Nelson enter.
1s. Nr and Mrs. c. w. Peterson
q Yrs. J. A. johnson and daughter
---y al dinner asst Friday at 2:OC
.l',A After dinner a very pleasant
s'Eng was spent.
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-.1 Portal, N. D., where she spen
ll1StmaS vacation visiting will
ls and relatives. She will re
her work teaching in Plenty
F schools
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CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank our neighbors
and friends for the many kind deeds
and expressions of sympathy during
the loss of our dearly beloved wife
and mother.
Calvin Richwine
Elmer E. Richwine
George A. Richwine
Harry B. Richwine
Mrs. F. Bush
Mrs. Melvin Nelson.
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Amount of reserve required by laVv-.-~--$l 1857
Reserve Immediately available 56,944.35

We take pleasure in submitting which shows
marked satisfactory of the
date last and that have purchased the Sheridan
County Bank Building which will be home 1t fully
equipped with all banking including separate vault for
safety deposit boxes which deposit boxes
will be moved We plan moving January 5th and to be
completely installed not later than February st
c. B. BULL President
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-01-08

ESTRAYED-1 red mooley COW, star
in forehead. Left my place Decem-
Der 18th. Weight 1900 lbs. Notify
Hclger c. Johnson, COmertown.
40-tf
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-01-08

Miss Blanche Calister returned
last Friday to Albert Lea, Mimi, af-
ter spending a few days here visit
ing her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Callister..
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-01-08
NEWS CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS

FOR SALE White Sweet Glover Seed,
1Oc per pound. SIMON HANSON,
CoRlertOWn, Mont 29-tf.
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at close of business, December 3lst 1925.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-01-08

FOR SALE-One Registered Poland
China Boar with papers. $500
cash. MRS. PETER BEVERIDGE,
RedstOne, Mont. 40-t2
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FOR SALE: Fumed Oak library table,
sanitary couch, Way Sagless spring
full size. MRS. H. w. BARNER.
4O-t3-p-1t
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-01-08

FOR>SALE-One sewing machine in
good condition. Cheap. Inquire at
this office. 35-tf
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-01-08

It is interesting to have the. report
that over S3O,0O0.00 was RENTED to
the U. S. Land Office through the
First National Bank of Reserve, as
payments on reservation lands. It is
further reported that about the. same
amount was paid, through this Bank
in liquidation and payment of first
real estate mortgages. In spite of
these huge payments, the total depos-
its Of this bank have increased con-
siderablv, until at this time they are
nearly $3.50, 100000. This speaks
well for the rrogressiveness of the
people in this territory. adv.
, 1926-05-19
BANKS OPEN SATURDAYS

"At a meeting of the Chamber of
Commerce on Monday, Cashier S. d.
Markley of the Basin State bank. an
nounced hat the bank would be open
on Saturday afternoon hereafter and
that if it were found to be advisable
it would also be open for a short time
on Saturday evening.
"One of the reasons some farmers
have given for not making Basin their
trading point was that the bank was
closed on Saturday afternoons. The
action of the bank officials, if it does
nothing else, will remove this excuse,
and we are sure it will also be help
full in many other ways."-Basin Rus
tier.
The above item from the Basin
Rustler brings to mind that the local
banks close on Saturday afternoon,
which makes it inconvenient for many
out of town patrons who have become
accustomed to doing their trading Oh
Saturday.
, 1926-05-19
yes it will not

a certain efficiency expert announces
a plan of eliminating capital letters
from u writing and probably his
next move will be to get rid of all
punctuation with a little more help
from efficiency experts writing and
printing will be reduced to such a
simple matter that every man. woman
anil child "a print their own little
private newspaper each in their own
sweet way and then everybody will be
happy wont that be nice lowry city
mo Observation-Disclosures Republican.
, 1926-05-19
EDITORS WARNING
TO BORROWERS

Once upon a time a nickel-nurser
sent his kid to borrow the neighbours
paper, and the kid upset a hive of
bees and was soon covered with
bumps. His father ran to help him
and caught his chin on a clothes line
and sprained his back and fell back
and broke a twenty-five dollar watch.
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smashed the windshield, and mother,
rushing out to see what occasioned
all the excitement, upset a five-gallon
churn of cream into a basket of kit
tens, drowning them all. The electric
hat-iron burned a hole thru the IRON
ing board while she was out of the
kitchen, setting fire to the house, and
the firemen broke all the windows and
chopped a hole in the roof. The baby
ate a jar of pickles and got the
cholera morbus and the doctors bill
was SIS. The daughter ran away
with the hired mar during the excite
ment, the dog bit a neighbours kid and
the calves ate the tails off four night
shirts on the clothes line.
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