The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-08-14
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BY THOMAS J. o'FLA

BY THOMAS. J. o'FLA
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THERE is one man who is convinced
that the late war was not the last
one. The man is Marshal Foch of
France. In an interview to a CORE
spondent Of an American newspaper,
Foch gloated over the prospects of
slaughter that the disagreements be-
tween nations promise. Rifles will
pass out of the picture in the next
war, he said. Soldiers will carry light
machine guns and neither age nor sex
will be spared, as air vessels drop
bombs on cities, towns and villages,
wiping out hundreds of thousands of
non-combatants. And this because cap
italists cannot agree on division of
the loot. Amt capitalism wonderful?
A CHIROPRACTORS' convention in
n Los Angeles voted that the back
of Miss Vivian Barre was normal
There must be something abnormal
about a group of chiropractors that
would come to such decision, unless
the back had passed thru their hands.
The lady received a medal for her
pains (no pun intended) and the re-
sulting advertising should bring in
many more abnormal backs to be nor
malized by the chiropractors.
NWp nrpOpNrur urnnn " ts mn,
4FA workingman, and if you have
any doubts about it see his picture
dressed up like a wage slave. Wood
is going to start at the bottom like
the rest of them. He has now expe-
rienced most of the kicks there are
to be had in life, for people such as
Wood He spent two fortunes. easily
made, was divorced and arrested for
passing bad checks. There is nothing
left for him now in the way Of thrills
except to do something useful.
MAJOR GENERAL MIL TON ].
4FA FOREMAN says military training
develops strong, clean-minded men.
The major is a banker and his title
comes from the national guard. The
sloppy-looking militarist could not
lead a battalion of Boy Scouts to
pie-eating contest, but the national
guard needs an occasional donation
and this hunk of protoplasm no doubt
is as willing to feed his vanity as he
is to fill his tummy AS for military
training developing clean minded"
men, we suggest that the marines
listen in
DEING in frivolous mood and
II looking at the third page of the
Chicago Evening American, we must
be forgiven for noting that Marion
Davies latest accomplishment lis to
set a new fashion in underwear. To.
the lady's everlasting credit, be 1t
said that her haberdashery is gener-
Gus. She developed the habit of sleep
ing in her clothes in Holland and the
reason for taking the style. of her
underwear in vain is her appearance
in the near future in o movie, which
will not go to see because think
the lady is dumb. tt
,si
NOV that Frank Harris has been
~ prosecuted by the French govern
ment for "outraging public morals"
thru the publication of book entitled
my Life and Loves we may expect
10 see Cal. Coolidge dance the Charles
town or Charley Dawes organize a
labor union. The French are more
famous for prudence than prudery,
and tho we have not the slightest SYM
pathy with anything that any capital
ISL government does-unless it went
md committed suicide-we cannot
help but say that Harris rubbish
about himself deserves no better fate
than the incinerator.
aTUSSOLINI'S favorite nourishment
1Vl for Italians who run counter to
his wishes is castor oil. For snatch
ing q purse man gets half pint;
the dose is doubled in case of a Sec
ond offense, and If the culprit persists
in his evil ways the dose is Increased