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New Britain herald., 1926-01-09
No Trouble at All

Judge: See herel You told me that you had never been in trouble before, and now find that you were once convicted of stealing a horse" Prisoner tof dusky hue): Dat didn't trouble me bit. boss"
 Ida Lambert
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HIS ICIttT 10 HtT To, Kid:
 Where va been keepin' yourself lately-huh? Haven't seen va fer a long time, and l beena wonderin' if yuh've forgotten me. Now, lisscD old dear. va know very well love va, dontcha honey--huh? T'aint hardly fair t'run around with other guys, while I'm always thinkin' of ya-huh? Whatcha say we goes 10 q hop t'night? Sbccn a long time since you'n'me danced. ain't it. huh? What time'll I call around for va, hon?
 G'bye,
 Harold
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09
The Test

Georgia: Go OH and ask Dad. You know you said you'd face the cannon's mouth for me-"
 Ralph: "I know I said that, but believe me I'd rather tacosthe can mons mouth than your Dads"
 --Edmund Porhager.
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New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

It is so much easier to dictate let tcrs. You can Lse fine big words you haven't the least idea how 10 spell.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09
Coal Shortage

Blair Whats become of the house yhU oTncd." Bcn''.: Used it for fuel to heat il witt"
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The Herald b on sale daily In New York n iotning's EewsThnd, Times Square; sehultz's Newss,ands. Entrance Grand Cen'ral. t.nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

A part of the art Of happy house. keeping consists in the knowledge that dust can wait.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

At 1G he scorns the world: at 40 he is in the midst of an effort to re- form it; at 65 he forgives il.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09
FactsandFancies

Alas! any girl with brains enough 10 make an ideal servant has enough to acquire an establishment of her own.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

"No, they're not very well-to-do. Why, they aren't paying installments on more than three things"
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

Correct this sentence "1 have thirty pupils" said the thirdgrade teacher" and not one of them sniff fed today"
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New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

If she wears old-fashioned gold rings, they usually indicate that she has ld-fashioned ideas about di- yorce.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

Alas. nothing In the world Is real ly quite as important as it seems to a freshman.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09
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New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

Washington State College Is inves- tigating the amount of wear on tires caused by various road surfaces.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

Psycho analysis is the art used in developing new reasons why the cri- minal should be acquitted.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

Don't hate the slanderer. Be thankful he doesn't know as much about you as you know.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

A normal man is one who feels cheated when the weather bureau says 1t isn't as cold as he thinks it is
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

IL is estimated that Christmas cost over one hundred million dol lars, not counting the soles of col lcctors.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

The great" writers arc those who happen 10 write for the kind Of magazine you like.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

Most of the ''libcral spenders" you hear about spend 1t to show them- selves q good time.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

Some people cant learn to do the Charleston well, and some lucky ones were just born awkward.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

The trouble seems to be that too much of the space suitable for park ing is taken up by filling stations.
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

The difference between q sweet. heart and a sweetie is that sweet heart expects her dad 10 feed her,
New Britain herald., 1926-01-09

Almost anybody can start a maga- zine now If he knows enough smutty jokes,
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Let Wales enjoy the front page while he can. Some day he will be king.
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-09-21

Mr. and Mrs. Raymond w. Bristol
of Basking Ridge, N. j., are spending
few days with Mrs. Bristols parents,
Mr. and Mrs. Charles c. Mothersead.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-09-21

Former Senator Gilbert NJ. Hitch
cock and his daughter, Miss Ruth
Hitchcock, are spending a week at
the Randall, North Conway. in the
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Invitations Out for the
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Wedding.

| Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Arthur
Jaquette have issued invitations for
the marriage of their daughter. Miss
Elizabeth Kingston Jaquette, to Mr..
Francis Eugene Houghton, son of
| Mr.. and Mrs. +. D. HoughtOn of Glen
Echo. Md, Wednesday, October s, at
| IL o'clock, in st. Stephens Episcopal
Church A small reception for the two
families, the wedding party and few
close friends will be held following the
ceremony at the home of the brides
parents, $3.50 Thirteenth street.
Mai and Mrs. Herman H. Zornig of
Washington and their sons are at the
Hotel Aston in New York. Mrs. Tor
mig will sail for France the latter part
Of the week and will place their sons
In school. Maj. Zornig will return to
Washington.
Mrs. Henry w. Wells has returned
from Manila, where she visited her
son and daughter-in-law, Maj. and
Mrs. Clark H. Wells for eight months.
Mrs. Wells was recently the guest of
the Misses Colhoun on Fairmont street
northwest, and is now located at 1881
kalorama road.
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Miss Lillian Earnest, daughter of
Mr. and Mrs. John Milton Elliott of
Hyattsville, Nd, and Mr.. Herman
Monroe Wilson, son of Mrs. Stella
Wilson, whose marriage will take
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-09-21

Assistant Secretary of the Treas
ury Mr.. Charles S. Dewey entertained
a company of ten at luncheon today
in compliment to the CZechoslovak
minister to London, Mr.. Jan Masaryk
son of the President of Czechoslovakia
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-09-21

The Minister of the Irish Free
State, Mr.. Timothy A. Smlddy, who
arrived in New York yesterday morn
ing, came at once to Washington
after spending two months vacation
in his home in Ireland Mrs. Smiddy
and his daughters remained in their
apartment in Wardman Park Hotel
during his absence.
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Costa Rican Minister
Returns to Legation Today.

The Minister of Costa Rica. Senior
Don J. Rafael Oreamuno, will return
to Washington this afternoon from
New York, where he has been for d
few DAVIS
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" HE Ambassador of Great Brit
ain, Sir Esme Howard, will
go to New York this evening
Il accompanied by his son
Francis, and they will sail to
morrow aboard the Berengaria fol
England No time is set for his re
turn and he will probably join Lady
Isabella Howard and their other sons
on the Continent.
The Ambassador and his son called
on the President yesterday.
The Secretary of the Navy and
Mrs. Wilbur are back from short
visit to Annapolis. where they were
guests over Sunday of the Superin
tendent Of the Naval Academy and
Mrs. Mutton.
Costa Rican Minister
Returns to Legation Today.
The Minister of Costa Rica. Senior
Don J. Rafael Oreamuno, will return
to Washington this afternoon from
New York, where he has been for d
few days.
The Minister of the Irish Free
State, Mr.. Timothy A. Smlddy, who
arrived in New York yesterday morn
ing. came at once to washington
after spending two months vacation
in his home in Ireland Mrs. SmlddS
and his daughters remained in Their
apartment in Wardman Park Hotel
during his absence.
The Minister of Czechoslovakia, DR.
Fferlinger, viii be host at dinner this
evening in compliment to his house
guest, the CZeChoSloVakian Minister
to London NJ Jan Masaryk, son OF
the President of CZechoslovakia, ano
his government first Minister tc
Washington.
The American Minister to Guate'
mala, Mr.. Arthur II. Geissler, was the
guest of honor for whom the secre'
tary to the President and Mrs. Ever
EFT Sanders entertained small com
pany at dinner last evening in their
apartment at the May flower.
The director general of the Panama
American Union, Or. Leo 5. Rowe
gave a luncheon today in compliment
to Senior J. Il. Lefevre, Panama Min
lister to Colombia, who was formerly
charge d'affaires in Washington for
his government.
Yesterday Senior Lefevre was the
guest in whose honor the Ambassador
of Chile, Senior Cruchaga, entertained
at luncheon. Senior Lefevre is on va
cation from his former post as Min
lister to Chile and Argentina and will
return to his home in Panama before
going to Bogota, Colombia, to take w
his new duties.
The chief of the Bureau of Naval
Aeronautics and Mrs. William w.
NIoffett have had with them for few
days Ensign and Mrs. Elliott Nct'ar-
Ian Moore who came from Pensacola,
Fla. Ensign and Mrs. Moore will go
to New York today for a short stay,
after which they will return to Wash
ington to spend more time with Mrs.
Moore's parents.
Mrs. Mitchell Carroll, accompanied
by her son, Mr.. Charles Carroll, has
returned to Washington and opened
her home, on Twentieth street. after
spending three months in Europe,
For a time she was with her SON.
Mr. Randolph FitZhugh Carroll, be-
fore he was transferred to his new
post in the diplomatic service as sec.
rotary of the United States Legation
at Bangkok.
Assistant Secretary of the Treas
ury Mr. Charles S. Dewey entertained
a company of ten at luncheon today
in compliment to the CZechoSlovak
minister to London, Mr.. Jan Masaryk,
son of the President of CZechoSlovakia
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SOCIETY
Sir Esme Howard and Son, Who Called
On the President Yesterday, Sailing
Tomorrow for England.

! and his governments first representa-
tive in Washington.
| The charge d'affaireS and coun-
selor of the German embassy was the
guest of honor at a luncheon given at
| the Willard yesterday by the delega-
ton of Grman engineers who are pass
ing a few days at the Willard. The
members of the delegation are staying
at the Willard while in Washington.
The charge d'affaires of Persia, Mr..
Mira Bagher Khan Kazemi, has been
transferred to the ministry of foreign
affairs at Teheran, Persia. Mr.. and
Nine. Kazemi and their children will
leave the first week in October for
Europe. Mr.. F. Nowry. who will
succeed Mr.. Kazemi as charge daft
fairies, will arrive in Washington Sep
| TENDER 29
The charge d'affaires of Uruguay,
DR. Hugo " de Pena, will be joined
tomorrow by Nine. de Pena and their
children, who have spent the Summer
! de Pena spent the week end with his
family.
The charge d'affaireS of Hungary
| and Nine. Pelenyi have returned to
| Washington after an absence of about
| two months. They attended the In
| stitute of Politics at Williams College,
| Williamstown. Mass, and made a
series of visits. They were the guests
of Mr. Henry Sheffield at Deer Isle,
Me-, and also visited Mrs. S. A. Ray
mond at Gloucester, Mass.
The secretary Of the Peruvian en-
| baSSy and Sonora de Bedoya are eX-
pected to return this afternoon from
Atlantic City, where thy went by mo-
tor last week.
The attache Of the Spanish en-
bassy, Senior Eduardo Garcia Comm,
and Sonora de Comm arrived in
Washington last evening and are at
Wardman Park Hotel, where they
have leased an apartment.
Miss Marjorie Chace, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel G.. Chace, whose
marriage to Mr.. Frank Bell Robson
of Baltimore will take place Thurs
day afternoon, September 80, will be
attended by her sister, Miss Olive
Chace, as maid of honor. The cere-
mony will be performed at a o'clock
in the Chevy Chase Presbyterian
Church, and Miss .Chace's other at
PENDANTS will be Miss Emma Robson,
sister Of the bridegroom, and Mrs.
Merriam Hamel of Baltimore and Miss
Pauline Long and Miss Lillian Cook
of this city.
Mr.. j. Stephen Ramsburgh, brother
of Miss Elizabeth Roberts Rams
burgh, whose marriage to Mr.. Law
renee Lafayette Gourley will take
place tomorrow evening, will enter
tain the wedding party at LIE Paradis
this evening following the rehearsal
of the wedding.
DR.. Charles Noble Gregory will
close his Summer Home, Toy Cottage,
at Bar Harbor Sunday and return to
Washington Monday for the Winter.
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and ferns have been used in the deco
rating.
Miss Mildred p. Mullikin will play
the wedding marches and Miss Gladys
E. Marks will sing several selections.
The bride will be escorted to the
altar by her father, who will give her
in marriage, and she will wear a
gown of white chiffon and taffeta,
made bouffant, with an uneven hem
line. Her tulle veil will be held by a
wreath Of orange blossoms and she
will carry white roses and lilies of
the valley.
Miss Elizabeth l.. Lee will be maid
Of honor. wearing a gown of green
taffeta, fashioned along bouffant lines,
Nand carrying Ophelia roses.
The bridesmaids are Miss Rebecca
Spruce, who will wear a frock of rose
georgette crepe, and Miss Anna L..
Deane, in orchid georgette crepe.
Their frocks are made alike, and they
will wear poke tulle hats and carry
Columbia roses.
Mrs. Nee, mother Of the bride will
wear a gown of rose orchid georgette
crepe with a black velvet hat and a
corsage bouquet Of Ward roses, and
Mrs. McConn, mother Of the BRIDE
groom will be in rosewood fiat crepe,
hat to match and will wear a cor
sage bouquet of Columbia roses.
Mr.. Robert Bruce Miller of New
York will be the best man, and the
ushers will be Mr.. John Henry
Thomas of New York, and Mr..
Samuel B. Webb Of Philadelphia.
Mr.. McConn and his bride will
leave after the reception for a motor
trip. Mrs. McConn wearing a wood
brown silk sport gown with a brown
and cream coat, and velour hat to
correspond. They will be at home
after November 1, at 1854 Boynton
street, Philadelphia, Pa.
Among the out-of-town guests will
be Mr.. and Mrs. William Lane Gill
lespie Of Albany, N. Y.
Former Senator Gilbert NJ. Hitch
cock and his daughter, Miss Ruth
Hitchcock, are spending a week at
the Randall, North Conway, in the
White Mountains.
Miss Lillian Earnest, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. John Milton Elliott of
Hyattsville, Nd, and Mr.. Herman
Monroe Wilson, son of Mrs. Stella
Wilson, whose marriage will take
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place tomorrow evening, will be en-
tertained at supper tonight after the
rehearsal by Miss Betty Harris, whose
other guests will be members of the
wedding party.
Miss Earnest will entertain the
members of her bridal party at dinner
at the Grace Dodge Hotel preceding
the rehearsal and Mr.. Wilson will be
hosts to the best man and ushers at
dinner at the Mayf1ower.
Miss Earnest and Mr.. Wilson were
given a reception Saturday evening in
the Mount Vernon Place M. E. Church
South at $50 o'clock by members of
the Baltimore Conference of the Ep-
worth League.
Mr. Elihu Root, former Secretary of
State. arrived in Washington today.
and is at the Willard, where he will
pass several days.
Controller Of the Currency McIn-
tosh entertained at luncheon on the
Willard roof yesterday.
Mr. Golden Donaldson was among
those entertained at luncheon yester-
day on the Willard roof.
Mr.. and Mrs. Allan Davis will give
Il supper party this evening for Miss
Martha Durham, daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. John James Durham, and her
finance, Mr.. Howard Throop Gordon,
whose marriage will take place Satur-
day afternoon, October ..
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Afternoon Wedding Of
Miss Nee and MIR. McCOnn.

The marriage of Miss Gertrude Bell
Nee, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. John
w. Nee, to Mr.. Bertrand L. McConn
of Kansas City. Mo-, will take place
this afternoon at o'clock in the St.
Paul Methodist Episcopal Church. the
Rev. J. Judson Ringer of Gathers
burg, Md, officiating. The church
has a pretty arrangement of scut
flowers, palms and ferns, and at the
home of the brides parents, where a
reception will be held following the
ceremony, baskets of Autumn flowers
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Morris Weger of this city and Miriam
Copln of Baltimore. Nd.
:, Wilmer J.. Bray. Ballston. Va. and Gladys
" aTew Ct 4 this b city Hsgsrstow; Md and
Virginia f. View of this city.
Walter Ellis and Elouise Johnson.
Joseph B. Guedn, West Point. Va. and
Myrtle R. Griffin Richmond. Va.
Benz amn w. Horne and Eva W. A. Rich
ards Newtown Pa.
Bernard g., Voltz and Lucille Bowy. both
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Marriage Licenses.

william Jones and Dorothy Luckett
Irving A. Lichtenberg and Lillian Small.
Louis ]: Corrigan and Louise England;
silverman. Pittsburgh. Pa;
: Alexander L. White Sideburn. Va. and
Ne George ". 4. J. J. Rothkopf. Savannah Ga.
and Sue A. Bartle of this city.
Gilbert D. Garman, and Edna M. Ford.
Richard Cakes and Anna Keefe.
Leonard F. Burke and Sophia w. Brown.
both of Hilldale, Md.
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Miss Ruth Hanna of New York has
been spending several days at Ward
man Park Hotel with her sister and
brother-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. Stanley
Carr, before leaving for college. Mr..
and Mrs. Carr will leave here tonight
for White Sulphur Springs, where
they will remain for several weeks.
The Nome nugget., 1926-12-25

every one of the $50 children. in- cludins the grown ups were treated to an ice cream cone. which was donated by an altrustic sourdough bachelor and busln 'ss man.
 Never in the history of Nome was there 30 much good feeling and good cheer, as was manifested on this ' occasion. The sight of little children being made happy brought fond rememberances of the bygone past to the hearts of many old Sour doughs, and 1t was not an uncom- mon sight to see tear glisten as their mind hardened back to the scenes of their boyhood days.
 It is safe to predict that the com Ing of the second annual Community Christmas Tree will be keenly awaited not only by the children. but by the entire community.
 To much praise and credit can- not be given to the committees and everyone connected with this affair. and especially to those whose dOna- tion made 1t possible to carry the spirit of the occasion to a successful
The Nome nugget., 1926-12-25
METHODIST CHURCH

A. M. Morning worship and Sun day-schooi. Come ont and spend one hour in the study of the Word ot God. We will do thee good. The Junior choir will sing.
 P. M. Evening worship. It min utes Of song service. Orchestra Sermon. the Man who was too busy to find the Christ child,
 Last Sunday good number of the boys found their way to the Club House. They had a slendid time from four until evening service, This Sunday we hope that more will come out. The orchestra will be out to play and Mr. Julian Will be on hand to give the boys a message. Come out. you will mias somethjng 1T you do not.
 Mir. Newman Rock. one our pro- missing young men and . leader in the music line has been sick for some time. He saw At to take to the timber for relief. We hope he ,eis good and well so that he can return. We will miss him.
 The singing of the Christmas songs this morning by the Methodist .niscopnl Church choir awoke many
 sleeper who on first thought be
 ed that the world had come to all end. Some expressed the thought that being awakened out of sleep oy so sweet music that 1t would he good way to de.
 This is the birthday of birth days. It is the birthday of the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. He 'ame tc seek and to save the lost. Iesms says "I am the door: by me 'f any man enter saved from the sorrow that sin brings. Grown Him king of your life.
 REV. W. F. BALDWIN, Pastor
The Nome nugget., 1926-12-25

The A. B. Barn Dance scheduled for next Friday night. (New Years Eve.D. will outciipse anything ever given before In Nome, according to what the committee In charge say. As in the past several years the A. B's endeavor on this night to give the people of Nome . grand time. by seeing the old year out and ush- ering the New Year in. You will think yourself outside # you attend and you will forget all your trou- bles and cares and be made merry by joining In and having a good time. Nothing will be overlooked in the way of fun and noise mak- ing devices. and if you fall to go you will regret 1t for the balance of your lives. The admission for farmers Is 31.5O. Milk Maids will be admitted free. Good music will he provided by the Corn Huskers orchestra and If your hayseed suit is ragged and torn 1t will not make any difference, because all the hay seeds from round about will be there to welcome you.
The Nome nugget., 1926-12-25

Duffy O'COnnOr returned to Nome this week from the Kougarok sec tiOn, bringing a story of much in terest to old timers. It appears that Al Carey and Chas. Nelson set tout from the Kougarok and were |enroute to Serpentine Hot Springs. Nelson's dog team was slowing up so Carey let him have dog or two of his team 50 as to enable him to keep up with Carey team. Carey started on ahead expecting Nelson to follow and arrived at the springs hrsA After waiting for sometime for Nelson to show up. Carey grew suspicious that something went wrong with the dog team. so start ed out in search of Nelson. and af- ter travelling several miles around the divide Nelson was found near the spot were former mayor Freed ing was lost and frozen to death a few years ago. The rescue was made none to soon as Nelson was about all in and had lost himself. Both men returned to the Springs where they rested for several days before returning to their mining operations In the Kougar0k.
The Nome nugget., 1926-12-25

Jane. the youngest daughter of Marshall and Mrs Jones. celebrated her birthday Wednesday Dec. 23rd. . large number of young. folks att tended and had . very enjoyable time. Games of many kinds were indulxed In and delicious refresh meats were served. The young lady received many presents from her friends.