davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1926-05-26

Lightning at Bakersfield, Califor-
MIA, strikes and destroys 100000 bar
rels of oil in a standard oil tank
made of steel, presumably.
Is there no way of stopping such
waste? What about a coating of re-
inforced concrete on the sides of the
metal tank, or a coating of cheap re-
claimed automobile tire rubber cov-
ering the whole tank? And especial
ly what about lightning rods? Are
they a delusion? Was Franklin's idea
worth nothing. and did the French
man, Danton, when he peddled light
ming rods before he took charge of
the French revolution.
, 1926-05-26

Even more remarkable was the feat
of an Irishman, nearing middle age,
who in a six-day race in New York
City, a more than 600 miles between
Monday and Saturday and was sub
sequently elected mayor of Long Is
land City.
That tough Irishman in the six days
could have run any horse in the world
to death.
, 1926-05-26

When Mussolini recently told the
world he could cut railroad time be-
tween Naples and Rome five hours
by %tunnelling five mountains, it was
suggested here that railroads between
Chicago and California might do the
same to the unnecessary long running
time between the Pacific and the
Great Lakes.
Now 10 and behold the railroads
have done it! The shorter running
time begins in October, and west
bound travellers will save one entire
day in California for business or sun
shine.
Santa Fe, Union Pacific and South
ern Pacific, making the cut in time,
simultaneously, are managed by able
railroad men.
Cutting time means bringing cities
closer, helping business, making mems
lives longer. A recent cut in time be-
tween Seattle and all Pacific Coast
south set a good example.
, 1926-05-26

Great is the endurance of man. No
animal with four legs ear do what
man does with two legs. You read
of the Riff warrior, sixty-seven years
old, Hammouch Ben Hadgje, who ran
seventy miles across the hot desert
between sunrise and sunset, carrying
a peace message to French h%eadquar-
tiers.
, 1926-05-26

Soon passenger-carrying flying ma
chimes will bring Chicago seven hun
dred miles nearer to New York and
two thousand miles nearer the Pacific.
Bernard Shaw says Great Britain
must take the coal fields, nationalize
and operate them, thus cutting out
the industrial cancer that causes so
much trouble. 'Britain's government
must have the courage and the finan-
cial intelligence" to do this, says
Shaw.
His suggestion will send a shudder
through the rich coal mine owners,
for he observes truthfully: "The mine
owners themselves will supply money
to buy their property, since what they
get from the government will be
taken from them by collectors of the
income tax, the supertax on estates
and duties"
, 1926-05-26

How would high finance in America
which sympathizes so sincerely with
itself in the income tax question, fee
if it were living in Britain?
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TO-DAY

CONTINUED from page one.l
That testimony about prohibition
and crime may have more effect in
the United States than any "dcmand
Of 30 per cent Of the nations work.
men" Crime interests. mcnaces and
frightcns those that run the country
Those big men want prohibition
some because they sincerely believe
in it. all because they think it dimin-
ishes labor troubles.
NO big strike will be won under
prohibition" said one Of the biggest
lndustrialists. ''Deprved Of whisky
which we keep away from them in
strikes. our men can be managed
quite easily"
But wholesale crime. That, a
something not to he laughed off" or
"prcaened off"
You rcmemb in the poem about
the destruction Of Sennacherb how
the idols were "brokn in the temple
Of Baal." Idols lose their Influence
with the masses a the latter gain
information.
The wave Of unbeicf has spread
even 70 China. where temples are
cleared of idols hundreds of years
old. the temples used for public pur-
poses.
Some OF those idols represent gods
that for consideration could insure
long life and good rice crops, cure
toothachc and skin disease. The
idols can do those things now as we'll
as they ever could. But the people
know more. or doubt more. than they
used to.
Som ag new in finance. Stand
ard O ! Of California sends its annual
report ins;antancously over the cour-
try by "telephone' Wiring an actual
photograph Of the actual report
makes any mistakes impossible.
California Standard Oil seems
healthy when you consider that it is
only young octopus just learning.
More than S30.000.000 profit in 1925.
an increase Of SI.000.O00, 1876 per
cent, over 1924.
And recently California Standard
Oh acquired Pacific Oil and the most
valuable oil lands in California.
If you should buy few shares Of
Standard Oil Of California now and
put then, away for the baby. that
baby probably would be grateful
later on.
France may arrange to pay the
United States S25,000.0 900 a year on
account Of her billion dollar war
debt. Interest at ) per cent on ST.
100000 would be S2O0.000.O0O year.
The suggested arrangement should be
acceptable TO France. especially ae-
ceptabic to French f!nanciers, help
ing them to borrow hundreds of mil
lions year in the United States.
The question is how long will the
United States govern ment allow
American financicrs to invest billions
of the capital Of American citizens in
foreign loans, which. according to Mr..
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-14

Gently shown in Bismarck by the
Arts and Letters club were tied for
first place in the popularity contest
conducted in connection with the ex-
hibit, it was learned today after the
votes had been tabulated. Every
picture shown here received some
votes, showing the wide variance of
opinion regarding the best picture of
the lot.
Spelman's "Colored Rocks" Orig
wares New England Village" and
two of Kraft's pictures, IN The
Ozarks" and "From Horseshoe
Mound" each received 81 votes in
the contest. Y0ung's Through the
Birches" took second nlace with u
votes. Another of kraft's canvasses
"Bess and Jess" received 26 votes to
be awarded third place.
Votes on some of the other PIC
lures in the exhibit were as follows:
Jensen's I'm Ole Virginia. %.
Young's "Along the River" 10.
Grigware's moon Shadows" II.
Spelman's "Thc Trout Pool" II.
voung's "Rolling Clouds" Is.
Jensen's winter Morning." IL.
Jensen's "Along the Shore" IL.
Five other pictures received 10
votes each.
Two Pictures Remain Here
People who viewed the exhibit will
he interested to know that two of the
pictures shown remained in Bismarck,
having been purchased by local pco-
pie. They are Grigwarc's "MoOn Sha-
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United States government allow
American financicrs to invest billions
of the capital of American citizens in
foreign loans, which. according to Mr..
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-14
Instant Relief From
BuniOns = Soft COrns

No sensible person will continue to
suffer from these intense, agoniZlng.
throbbing bunion pains when the new
powerful penetrating yet harmless
antiseptic Emerald Oil can readily be
obtained at any we'll stocked drug
store.
Apply few drops over the in
famed swollen joint and see how
speedily the pain disappears. A few
more applications and the swollen
joint is reduced to normal.
So marvel0usly powerful is Emerald
Oil that soft corns seem to shrivc!
right up and drop off.
All druggists guarantee it and are
dispensing il to many foot sufferers.
(adYl
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-14
jamestown College
Debaters to Meet
University Teams

Jamestown. y. D.. April lI.--P)--
Girl debaters of jamestown College
will display their forensic prOwess
tonight in dual contests with Cniver-
sity Of North Dakota teams. The ques-
ton to be discussed is Resolved that
the national child labor amendment
should be adopted
The jamestown affirmative team
will appear on the home platform. 1t
is composed Of Hazel Rumble Of Dick
inson; Grace Watkins, Fargo and
Marjorie Towne. Flaxton.
The negative team will appear at
the University. Il is composed of
Doris Curry. Jamestown; Ruby
Wright. Medina and Emily Hendrie.
Leeds. The decision in each debate
will be made by critic judge. To-
nights contests will increase the num-
Der Of dual debates in which James
town women have participated this
year to seven. A match with Mayville
may be arranged later in the season.
Cook with Gas. It's the
Ideal Fuel.
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: THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE
and Spelman's 1.-THE Trout

dows," and Spelman's "The Trout
Pool"
The other pictures we're shipped
today to jamestown, where they will
be shown at the high school for sew
eral days, after which they will go on
to Valley City to be exhibited at tho
normal school. Art lovers in Fargo
are considering the question of hav-
ing the exhibit shown there before
it is returned to Chicago.
Members of the Bismarck Arts and
Letters club are greatly pleased with
the interest taken in the exhibit 10.
cally, and the appreciation shown by
Bismarck pennle for the clubs efforts
in bringing the art display here.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-14
Five Cigarette
Law ViOlatOrs
Pay 500 Fines

Five more cigarette law viOlators
have paid fines Of 500 and costs each,
according to information received by
the law enforcement branch Of the
attorney generals office here. In
each case the men fined were charge 4
with selling cigarettes without paying
the state excise stamp tax.
The men fined were Chef Pellet and
Herman Maledal. Courtenay; X. r.
Szarkauski, Freid; |. NJ. Stuttlein.
jamestown and l.. A. Dunnum, Ken
sal. Several other prosecutions on
charges of violating the state cigarct-
tc license law are pending according
to Philip Elliott, assistant attorney
general in charge Of license law en-
fOrcement
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-14
SCHMAHL WILL
BE CANDIDATE
FORTREASURER
Was Secretary of State in
Minnesota For Ii Years
lis Now a Banker


ST. Paul. April IA. tP, Julius A..
.chmahl Of st. Paul. for IA years
secretary Of state, filed today for
the Republican nomination for state
treasurer.
Mr.. Schmahl. who is now IN the
banking business in St. Paul, was
succeeded rs secretary Of state by
Mike Holm in 1921. Since that time
he was Il candidate for. governor but
was defeated in the primaries.
Oscar Smith, state immigration
commissioner, already has filed for
the state trcasurcrship on the Re-
publican ticket and it is expected
that Judge Edward STARK will file
soon.
G. c. Selvip Of CTookston filed for
tn Republican nomination for com
e. from the ninth congressional
~ ~ st.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-14
Smoot. head Of the Senate finance
committee. will never be paid?

Today. Mussolini, ruler Of Italy
founder perhaps Of a new Roman EN-
pirc. lands at Tripoli. and it will b.
a magnificent landing. Airplane.
will fly above him. battlcsnips viii
salute, strange peoples and animals
of North Africa will bow down yanc
welcome him. Very powerful is the
human Imagination. and Mussolin
! knows it.
The Emperor Of Cambodia. on the
back Of an elephant with gilded tusks
looks very impressive. The same Em.
pcror in little linen jacket would
look Ike an ordinary barber or den
fists assistant.
Mr.. .Jardinc. Secretary Of Agricul.
ture, talking over the General Elec-
trio Company's radio at Schenectady
was heard by farmers in South At
RIGA. Because Of the difference in
time, Afrca's farmers heard on Sun
day morning the speech that Secre-
tary Jardinc made on Saturday. It's
wonderful world. and man is con-
quering it with science.
Americans. wondering how to spend
money, notice. London now dances on
floors made Of glass. And the glass,
lighted from below. is just slippery
enough. and rests on rubber fOun-
dation that gives elasticity.
More important than glass ball
room floors would be highways OF
glass for rubber tired vehicles. A
glass road. which needs nothing but
melted sand. made of thick blocks.
should last Indefinitely in such scrs-
irp
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-14
Three Artists Tie
For First Place in
Popularity Contest

Three of the American artists who
had paintings in the art display re-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-14
AT THE MOVIES
El.TJNGE TONIGHT

aI.Es BrewstSr's Millions" with
Bebe Daniels. Ford Sterling and War.
ner Baxter as chief fun makers is he
ing shown at the Eltingc today and
Thursday. 1t is reported to be Bcbe's
biggest, fastest and funniest society
comedy to date and with Ford Ster-
ling present their is bound to be an
unusual amount of humor.
1t takes whole lot TO make the
blasc citizens Of Hollywood grow ex.
crted on catching sight Of a moving
picture camera. But when Bebe Dan
iels was at work on her latest COM
cdy. practically the whole town turn
ed out en- masse.
Bebc rode right through the most
cOngcsted business sections Of Holly
wood boulevard on the back Of a
mule. That was nothing. Ord;nar-
lily. one or two ildcrs might have
turned around. But-preccding the
star on her wild ride we're scores Of
cowboys, Indians. motorcycle police
men. bathing beauties and covered
wagons. And all along the route of
the Daniels parade, cameras clicked
from the roofs of low buildings on
which they were located. Is it nee
essury to say that police were needed
TO hold the crowds back?
Special entertainment will be found
at the Eliinge both today and Thurs
day in music presented from the stage
both afternoon and evening.
CAPITOL
Admittedly. brides have many
troubles, but none ever had more
than Mildred June experiences in the
new William Fox production. "Troub-
les Of Bride" which opens today at
the Capitol Theatre for day run.
Thomas Buckingham, the demon film
creator. who directed "The Arizona
Express" and 1.-The Cyclone Rider
saw to this and saw to it thoroughly.
If you lead placid life; if your
blood pressure is low: il YOU crave
a little excitement and who doesn't :?
go to see what happened to Miss
June. who tried to get married la
cinema to Robert Agnew.
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Mss Margaret Bigclow, with her
talented troupe of vaudeville ar
Z lists. will be seen Saturday night
at The auditorium in a program of
z kJf1,sJal dance numbers. Miss
Blavlsw les proved herself an art
pupil Of the famous Ned Wayburn
Studios 81 develc ping this group
of danceis and entertainers of real
ability.
Front the opening number, as
danced by three-year-old, through
comedy numbers, character sketch
es, pianologues, the famous Dance
Of Death BY Miss Rigelow, herself,
and the Charlotte Skating Waltz,
assisted by her partner, Richard
Vallancey, even up to the Charles
tin finale. the entire program is
Diff. rer., and whether enc is in
tcrested in dancing or not, there IS
i real treat in store for them, at
the !, auditorium. Saturday night,
April seventeepth, at eight q fteen.
Y. 80 Y. = - y = -
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-14
All America Has Taken
The uncomfortable Chrysler To Its Heart

The Chrysler go" sells itself
every time it exhibits it's dashing
appearance on road or highway.
The contrast between it and other
cars is 60 marked that the desire
to own one is bred then and there.
But that desire is as nothing com.
pared 70 the delight induced later
On. For the Chrysler is just as far
beyond comparison in perform
ance, probability, ease Of handling
and durability as it is in looks.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-14
Making Plans For
State Library Meet

Plans for the next meeting of the
state library association to be held
next fall at jamestown will be con-
sidcred at conferences to be held dur
ing the next two weeks by Miss
Bessie Baldwin, chief of the travel
ing library department of the state
library commission, with librarians
throughout the state.
Miss Baldwin now is visiting cities
and schools with y view to establish
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-14

ing new school libraries and will con-
fer with the librarians as an inciden-
tai to that work. Among the cities
on her itinerary are Williston. Minot.
Niagara. Grand Forks, Hillsboro, Bux-
ton. Fargo. WahpetOn and jamestown.
Our Spring Stock being
just replenished with a be-
lated shipment, we have for
your inspection a beautiful
group Of the latest in Spring
Coats and Dresses at special
prices.-Sarah Gold ShoD. 312
Main St.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-10-01
WILL
AID BALL TEAMS
Police and Firemen Meet on
Wednesday.

Two former diamond stars will per-
form on the mound in the baseball
game between city policemen and
firemen Wednesday at Washington
Park, Don Roberts, assistant city at
torney, announced today.
Hold Eller, World Series hero with
Cincinnati in 1919, now a traffic Of
ficer, will pitch for the policemen,
while Claude Turner, former minor
league star, will do the hurting for
the firemen.
Game proceers will go toward
financing the trip of the Police and
Firemen's Band to New Orleans for
the international convention of fire
engineers this month.
Mayor Duvall. city officials and the
Chamber of Commerce are seeking
to obtain the 1927 convention for In
dianapolis. Entire proceeds OF a box
ing exhibition at Tomlinson Hall,
Oct. 7. and a dance in the same place,
Oct. 70, also will be used to finance
the pilgrimage.
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Studio; dance woK-string ensemble.
WRC-Mozart String Quintet.
6:I5 =. M.-WCFL-Fable Lady; music
WGN-Uncle Walt; dinner concert.
6:30 =. M.-KMOX-Dinner recital WBZ
Band concert, WEAF-Talk: Negro
spirituals: WGHP--Music Children's
Chat. WGY-Health talk: vioinist
WMAo-Wide Awake Club. WTAM-
Talk
6:40 +. VI, KDKA - Stockman- Farmer
News. WLS-Sherman' Or hestra.
6:45 L. M;-WGY-Music study series.
$3.50 p. M.-WAIU--Talk studio.
: p. M.-KYW-Artists KDKA-Con,ert
KMoX,--orcheAtra, entertainers. WADC
Studio. WBAI-Vocal and violin
WCx-SStpdio. WEBH1a7orchesira. con,
WHT-organ, classical. dance WILT
WW2o9SSenrt orfnestWTso MMbBB-Artistf
7;!5 p: M.Go;WGN ~ Paul Ashs SHOW.
phone. Girl" WGY-Georgia Boy
! 1880 p. M-KoA-String Orchestra wBZ
R Rgsi,c WBARcAawaiiSn Trio WGiAE
WGG9FaTg lecture Nash PE2gTSsm
ing minstrels. TO WITT. WHAS-Studio
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-10-01
METHODISTS RUSH WORK
Conference at Rochester Expects to
Adjourn Sunday.
BIZ United Press

BIZ United Press
ROCHESTER,, Ind, Oct. dis
posing rapidly Of the work before
them, leaders of the Northwestern
Indiana Conference Of the Methodist
Church today expected to end the
annual gathering here by Sunday
night.
Ministerial assignments by Bishop
Nicholson will be read at that time
if present plans are carried out.
The conference voted to hold the
1927 meeting in Gary after Terre
Haute withdrew it's bid for the meet
ing.
Members Of the Preachers Aid So
ciety elected the following, officers
N G.. Campbell, president; the Rev.
~. w. Switzer, vice president; Henry
J.. Davis, secretary treasurer.
" Tho Rev. A. M. Hagenbrook, Star
City, and the Rev. c. l.. Harper, Of
Lafayette, were placed on the re-
tired list, and the Rev. o. r. South,
South Bend, and the Rev. o. H. Law
renee, Argos, were granted leave Of
absence for a year.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-10-01

-studios wMAQ-Tenor. WoK-,CaDi-
tol Theater. popular -four hoursl .
WRNY-Klibansky ensemble. MSB -
Concert WSM - Soprano. VITO -
Gibbs Hour.
S:I5 y. M.-WBZ-Palace Four pianist
WCAU-Barytone. songs. WPG-Coh-
SEQ p. M.-wLs-Footban talk. con-
tralto. woS-Music.
$40 p. M.-KoA-Sunday school; KFAfB
Variety pr2grama; WAAM- .GGiir, 9d :.
WDAF@varied music. WEAF-tMHHHsic
to WILT. WEEI-7Lyrie, y F9pr n,, Ma \
Harry mTrS''f Lauder. WGHPTTAstringq} solo
ists. WGN-Swiss. yodeleTTss; WIN -
Coney Island fights WMAp00M9q az
S9et t University programn. r;d,e,roys
II Crawfordi WM lSo-5 Voc rs
Te NOR pianist. wTAM-sWdio. WOO
-Theater. WRvA-Party TniiGhtt. W TaS
-fnstrumental, ensemble. WWJ-Dance
s:45 r. M:,-wHT = organni orehwSsItn64E;
hook review. IT,, pa,,d
o p. NINA - Essex uowa) Band
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Today's Best

CODvri0ht 1926. bU United Press
WEAF. New York 1922, p. M.
Easternl-Happiness Boys.
WRC. Washington 1859. p. NJ.
Eastern)-Mozart String Quintet.
XII. Los Angeles 460, 10 p. NJ.
Pacificl-Ballad hour.
WSN. Nashville $3.50. 1890 P. NJ.
(Central(-Organ recital.
VIDAL. Baltimore t246). 1880 P. NJ.
Easternl-Jubilee singers.
pm ENTERTAINERS
1870 T. M-WPG--Dance
tI:ih y -WpAF-NiRhthavuly FrQlic
12 100 M.-KFI-Ballad hour. KNX-Fea-
ture program KPO-States Orchestra
W ENk-rrOiic WHT-Your HOul
League
1890 4 M.-wJJD-Settin' On Hour
800 4. MINK - Vests Orchestra
KPO-Orchestra WOJ-Popular pro
gram.
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KMOX-Double quartet. KoA-KOA
Orchestra. KTHS-Sports. famous
classics. wADC-Dance. wBBM-Har-
mony time wCAU Musical archi-
tects WCFI-Dance. WCX|;n,saaInHe,es,
WEBH--orchestra and soIoisls; : MhN rs
% %cEkE Voc. %PAAFE;; J., Y %ccot, u WV.
V3Ddeville WGBF-Music. WGHP--
Entertainers. WJAZ-Studio and dance.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-10-01
GOLDEN OR|O[E
ORCHESTRA ON
= TIMES PROGRAM
Some Artists Who Appeared
Last Season Also to
Broadcast Tonight.

Artists new on Indianapolis Tiraes
RADIO programs and others re-
membered with pleasure from other
seasons will be heard tonight on
the fourth Times program of the
season.
Hollands Golden Oriole Orchestra
will make it's first appearance on a
times program. This orchestra is
well-known by dancers all over the
city. Holland has arranged q fine
program, with many Of the new
novelty numbers listed.
Marijane Badger, The Times little
radio sweetheart Miss Edith Auer-
bach, Miss Letha Emmins and
others will appear in neighborhood
groups.
The Times program will start at
$50 p. m. over WFBM, Merchants
Heat and Light Company, from the
studio at the SEVERN.
The program will be presented as
follows:
Part One
Hollands Golden OriQle Orchestra
kying MARY Lou" That's Why
Move You" and BLACK Bottom"
Part Two
Marijane Badger singing "Baby
Face" "Ho Ho the Merrio" and
Bye, Bye, Blackbird."
Part Three
Hollands Orchestra playing Bye,
Bye, Blackbird," Hello. Aloha, How
Are YOU" and Baby Face"
Part Four
: Miss Edith Auerbach pianist, play
ing "Impromptu c Sharp Minor" by
Rheinbold, and Melody Burlesque,"
rhythmical novelty.
Part Five
Hollands Orchestra playing
"Breezing Along With the Breeze, ;"
II Wish l Had My Old Cal Back
Again" and could I, Certainly
Could"
Part Six
Little Marijane Badger singing
when the Red, Red Robin Comes
a Bobbin'."
Part Seven
Some piano studies played by Miss
Letha Emmins.
Part Eight
Hollands Golden Oriole Orchestra,
playing "Where'd You Get Those
Eyes," Deep Henderson" and Hi
Ho the Merrio."
Miss Edith Auerbach, playing ITO
Soldier" and Meadow Lark" on
the Baldwin grand
Part Ten
Miss Letha Emmins at the piano.
Part Eleven
Hollands Orchestra playing ITO
nights My Night With Baby" 1.-The
Nightmare" and Hard to Get
Gertie."
Part Twelve
Miss Edith Auerbach, playing
Dog on the Piano" and "Polonais
in E Minor" by Mcdowell, request
number.
Hollands Orchestra, playing How
Many Times, 'Rose-C olored Glasses
and "Jackass Blues"
There will be several novelty sur
prises added to the program. Carl
Foil, regular announcer on all Times
microphone.