The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-11-13
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TOE ROSANSKI was the

SeAN AANAS h RCA wit
that shouldered a rifle and hied to
France to defend civilization, democ-
racy and religion against the kaiser.
Had Joe been only one-half of one
per cent American, he would have
stayed at home and sold real estate
and be now in a position to substitute
diva or build monuments to UNI
known soldiers. But he fought or
walked thru a forest and got gassed.
Now he is occupying bed in local
hospital and his picture appears in the
papers taken in the at of receiving
flowers from two homely women with
the red cross insignia on their caps
The double cross is what Joe got.
Others please take notice!
HUNDREDS of thousands of dollars
4 are being wasted on the queen Of
Roumania by wealthy American par
Hsites This is rich country. At
least Ferdy's spouse has reason to
think 50. Yet we read the following
story in a capitalist paper: MRS.
iBinnette Lacy and her family, saved
from eviction by $40 fund raised in
Judge Eberhardt's court, face a cheer
less winter unless. somebody helps"
This is a rich country, no doubt, for
those who are made rich by the un-
requited toll of millions of wage slaves
who are not much farther removed
from the sidewalk than Mrs. Lacy
TIME Duke of Marlborough has asked
the pope to nullify his 1895 mar
Tiage with Conseulo Vanderbilt which
ended in divorce after 25 years
long time between. The present
duchess, another American parasite,
was married to the duke in 1921 by a
presbyterian clergyman. SO the duke
must break thru a lot of red tape in
order to prepare the heavenly skids
for his soul when he passes away
Therefore he desires to embrace the
catholic faith, which is darn good
faith for those who have the embrace
ing complex since old papa in Rome
will forgive any deviation as long as
you have the dough.
YETHEN Barbara Tough, hard-boiled
w Scotch girl, intruded on the
Reverend Hall while the clergyman
was entertaining his favorite choir
girl on his knee, the aforesaid clergy
man looked daggers at Barbara. So
declared Miss Tough at the famous
trial which is now taking place in
Somerville. New Jersey. Which only
goes to prove that since a holy ghost
descended on the humble home of a
Nazarene carpenter, the flesh and the
devil have been engaged in a deadly
struggle with most of the honors 60
ing TO the latter.
MISS JANE ADAMS, replying to an
A'A idiotic complaint from an Ameri-
can Legion commander. that Hull
House is a hot-bed of Communism,
retorts that there never was a Com
munist in Hull House In all probable
ny Miss Adams is mistaken. 1t is
quite possible that a Communist man
aged to sneak into that respectable
sanctum sanctorum at some time or
other But there is no more Com
munism in Jane Adams system than
there is in the right hind leg Of flea,
but what can one expect from the
kind Of a human animal who can get
a thrill out OF being an official in the
American Legion
ILIHAT to wear how TO walk and
w when to speak are the three great
question marks bedevilling the sleep
ing moments Of our stock yards
aristocracy Fortunately they don't
have to worry about thinking since
the queens literary expert, in his inn
pressions OF America. has proved that
the queen has about as much intel
hgence as the president or a Pi Beta
Phi girl. Nevertheless II is tough on
the daughters of our big pork sausage
and sauerkraut men to be obliged to
take bending exercises. smell garbage
and practice rubbing their noses in
the gutter rehearsing for an introduce
ton to the queen. All this could be
ohviated by browning Calvin Coolidge
king of the western world
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