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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH IT

that the crook has always
ad The great infamous
bandits come and co. generation Of
today that finally
captured imprisoned with his life Modern
meay axiom, with it, The Dali
tons the James Durkn all must
by but all
finally Durkin, whose mother
Marty in He maer-thief
willing time to eight OUT with the
officers tight places
almost miraculously.
The crook every student crminoogy
figure tell tale finger
that may pre-
thing that point
Of escaped Durkin would not
"nlay fair" His idea a the who
Sought
Therefore, assured the other day
in into ST. Louis they
They stationed men INSIDE
planned ahead Durkin made mistake
of the compartment
He turnedh
defeat The who knocked at
with shoot at But at one e
of the art Of
tsu the opened
partially Durkins wrist And
tsu detective graspe
him about revoers and
belt of cartridges drawing mis-
opening murder
will his crimes Yea can't get
with it.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
WITH EDITORS
GENERAL GREENWAY.


than required in
places ndustray the past
good years
o
especially industrial plants have had to be
be expanded
with
established institutions
good of imported, assembled and
morale co-ordinated
all this be with commodities requiring
subject unusually
conditions
normal
critical times history
will the amateur
himself the industrial
of business enterprise that
sound daring al build
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
The Day in Washington

The Greek debt negotiations were
halted.
The house commerce committee
completed it's rubber inquiry.
Federal trade commissioner Huston
Thompson testified in the aluminium
inquiry.
The Haugen cooperative marketing
bill was given privileged status by
the house.
World court advocates obtained the
necessary signatures to ask for sem
ate cloture.
Erroneous reports of a settlement
of the coal strike disturbed congress
and the capital.
The report of senate finance COM
mittee on tax reduction was submit
ted to the senate.
The department of justice accepted
as final the dismissal of indictment
here against Senator Wheeler.
Disapproval of forcing railroad
consolidation was expressed by
Chairman Esch of the interstate COM
merce commission,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
RADIO PROGRAM

Cole and Other favroites in popular
song review; 11-3 a. M, midnight
revue, Don Meaney, presiding.
KFON - Long Beach, Calf. (23Sm-
129Okc), 4;SO-5 p. M, amusement
bulletin; $3.50, organ, Brayton's
theatre; 1909, Long Beach Munich
pal band; Oil, Echophone enter
tainers frolic.
KFWB - Hollywood, Calf. (252m-
1190kc), rs p. m., program, Carl F.
Horn school of dancing; Sol Hoopifs
Hawaiians, Carl F. Horn orchestra,
Drake Warner, baritone; Requel
Nieto, soprano; S-11 Warner Broth
ers frolic directed by Charlie Well
man.
KGO Oakland, Calf (S61.2m-
830kc), 4-5:3O p. M, concert orches-
ira, Hotel ST. Francis, Vinton La
Ferreta, conductor; s, weekly sport
Review" AL Sanford; $40, music
hour, Wiley B. Allen company, Am
pico salon; story in song, "The Pa
CODA of Flowers" Benjamin S.
Moore, director; 8, program, Hotel
ST. Francis; 10-11, dance music, Ho-
tel St. Francis, Girvin- -DeuePs Cali
fornia Collegians.
KGW Portland, Ore. (4915m-
61Okc), 1890 a. M, shopping guide;
12:3O-1:3O m, Rose City trio; 81,
dinner concert; Z, talk, John Phillip
Sousa; 9-12, Indian grill; Curt Kre-
mer, pianist.
XIII = Los Angeles, Calf. (4O5.2-
m-740kc), $3.50 p. m, Leighton's
Arcade cafeteria orchestra, Jack
Croonshaw, leader; 6:SO-7:SO, history
story, Prof. Hertzog; Henrietta Po-
land, Dollie Wright, Mona Clapp,
David Durand with Uncle John; $40,
program, Motor Transit stages.
KMTR = Hollywood, Calf. (23S-
m-1260kc), 6-7 p. M, Starr Piano
company studio; $40, KMTR concert
hour, Turner orchestra, direction
Loren Powell.
KNX = Hollywood, Calf. (S669-
m-S90kc), $3.50 p. m, Sunny Jim's
story; 5:30-6:15, Wurlitzer pipe or
gan studio; Town Tattler; 6:15, travel
talk, w. F. Adler; 6:3O-7, Atwater
Kent concert orchestra; Z, stories
of insect life, H. w. McSpadden;
7:15, church announcements; 1908,
Wurlitzer pipe organ studio; $40.
N-'1N io"'"Ae PlOSldHlt 4V-4I, uance
music; Hip a. M, Filmland frolic.
KPO = San Francisco, Calf. (42S-
,Sm- -7OOkc), IL p. m, Fairmont no.
tel orchestra; 2;3O-S:SO, matinee
program, Clayton Horne, baritone;
Grace O'Farrel, aecompanist; orches-
ira; S-12, Cabiria cafe orchestra.
KPSN - Pasadena, Calf. (315.6m-
95Okc), SO p. m., Star-News concert;
Faul Reese, tenor; 9-1O, dance or
chestra, Hotel Maryland
KTAB = Oakland, Calf (24Om-
125Okc), $3.50 a M. prayer service,
Rev. e. L, Spaulding.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
comes Bruce!

stable
industrial required
qualities Southwestern industry
dutiful Intelligent
to a inheritance going
requisites Greenwy
personality
the creation of modern
civilization trails of the pioneer his
other mans
his DONE the south
escape reflection that he has
off a vigorous of only So.
instrument in
genial genuine
fellowship his Mexican
by the worlds financial centers
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
A Learned Judge

Mulai Hafid, former sultan of
Morocco, is a born garmbler. While
he was still-Sultan the French res
ident general in Morocco gave
party in his honor and, knowing
the monarchs passion for gam
bling, organized a baccarat game.
While Mulai Hafid was winning, a
British newspaper man named Lori,
who was losing, said: "You do
wrong to take that money. It's
against the teachings of the Koran"
This SO worried the Sultan that
he was on the point of giving back
his winnings when he saw nearby
the French chief justice, a recog-
nized authority on Mussulman law.
Tell me-" said the Sultan, "wheth-
er it is against the Koran to take
this money" The justice replying.
Your Majesty, if you have played
straight game, you cannot touch
this money because it is mere haz-
ard that made you win, and it is
forbidden by the Koran to take
advantage of hazard
But if you--how shall I say?-
forced your luck-I mean, cheated
little-you may put the money in
your pocket because you won it
by your skill and cleverness."
The Sultan smiled. Thou art
have ever met" and he pocketed
the money-Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
Central Time stations

KIDS = independence, Missouri,
(44O.9m- 6SOkc), 8 p. M, organ re-
quest program.
KPRC Houston, Texas (296.9-
1O1Okc), 12 noon, Jack Willrichs
orchestra; Virginia Willrich, piano.
accordonist; Earl Mcmahon, banjo
ist; 1880, Universal Bible class, Rev.
Claude L. Jones; 8, Frank Tilton,
boy pianist; IL, Lawrence Humason,
popular songster; Field Reynaud,
pianist.
WDAF = Kansas City, Missouri,
(365. en- S20kc), 3:3O-4:30 p. M, The
Stars string trio; 6-7, address, Roy
Cross, chemical Engineering; ad-
dress, Roger w. Babson; organ
music, Pantages theatre; music, The
Trianon ensemble, Hotel Muelhle-
bach; 11:45-1, a. M, The Plantation
players, Hotel Muelhlebach; Billy
Adairs Kansas City club orchestra
Eddie Kuhns Kansas City Athletic
club orchestra.
WFAA Dallas, Texas (475.9m-
630kc), 12:30-1 p. M, Johnye Davis,
pianist; 1904, Tom Fowler, violin
list; 4:SO-5, Cloyd Griswold, songs and
ukulele; 6:3O-7:30, Dom Bestors or
chestra, dinner music; 6;557, Mean
ing of Money" w. A. Philpott, Jr.;
S:SO-9:3O, Priest family recital, voices
and instruments; Hip, Jack Gard
ner's orchestra.
WOAW = Omaha, Nebr. (526m-
1OOOkc), 6 p. m, orchestra;' Z, after
dinner hour; 8, de luxe program;
1880, Frank Hodek and his Night
ingale orchestra; II, Arthur Hays
and his organ jubilee.
woo = Davenport, Iowa (4SS.6m-
62Okc), 5:45-6 p. M, chimes; 6:30-
12, LeClaire hotel orchestra; Peter
Macarthur, baritone.
WOO - Kansas City, Mo. (27Sm-
10S0kc), SO p. M, musical program;
1O-11, musical healing service.
WRR Dallas, Texas (246m-
500kc), 12-1 p. M, noon muisc; SIS,
bedtime story; 6-7, dinner hour, the
Times Herald; So, nonsense song
cycle, George Brewster, director;
12-1 a. M, George Perfect, organist.
Mountain Time stations
KOA Denver, Colo. (922.4m-
930kc), 1915 p. M, Rialto theatre
musicale; 8, dance program, Harmony
Peerless orchestra.
Pacific Time Stations
KFI - Los Angeles, Calf. (46S.5-
m 64Okc), 5:SO-6 p. M, dance music;
|. 6, nightly doings; 6:15, KITS Seeing
California;; ESQ, vest pocket pro-
gram; GAS, Radiotorial period; rs,
Mabelle Helm and her Blue Bird
band; SO, varied vocal and instru-
mental program; 9-10, Angelus
string trio; 10-11, Packard Radio
club, Billy and Polly Hall, Charlie
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
EMOTIONAL DISTURBANCES.


with digestion When emphacay emotionaly dis
ALL So declares New
Metropolitan
in broadcasting stations The
indigestion its
there who
bues other emotional excemen who are
continually victims OF
indigestion will well heed the statements OF this
flights that they continue
eating alcoholic
poorly other often
those things but many
otuburs of anger caused them
to suffer physical reactions Maintaining
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
THE DEATH OF GENERAL GREENwAY.
(Phoenix Gazette).

Gazette).
yesterday in New York.
Arizona lost one greatest only
about ago. Ao burial He
first
properties He was
member the last demo-
his placed in nomlna
Arizona which he loved That love was the
why of in Alabama
fill place in the history
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
Sixteen Years Ago

Colonel D. H. Johnston, who
has been sick at the Queen hotel,
is able to be out again.
It. NJ. Gallagher, auditor for
the Phelps Dodge company, ar
rived in town yesterday from
Globe.
George Valentine, who has been
in town for a few days from
Tombstone, returned home yes
terday.
Miss Lucille Savage, who has
been i'll for several days at the
Queen hotel, is improving.
]. D. Coombs, a mining man
from Moctezuma, is a guest at
the Gadsden.
Miss Small of Tombstone is
visiting Miss Kate Carson, prin-
cipal of the Fifteenth street
school.
Miss Rena Iverson gave birth
day party at her home on Thir-
teenth street yesterday afternoon,
to celebrate her twelfth birthday.
Mr. and Mrs. Daniel A. O'Dono-
van entertained a few friends
informally at cards Thursday eve
nj, of
street.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
PernmhuIntory Cities

Los Angeles and Tucson, Arizona,
have come to San Diego for an ex-
tended stay They have taken an
apartment at S7O9 Sixth street, cor
ner of Pennsylvania, and plan to re-
main through the coming winter
Social Note in a San Diego paper.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
JOHN c. GREENWAY.
(Nogales HeraldJ.

(Nogales Herald)
With there from the con
might apably
properties veteran and leader
decided shock to the
1926 is start
ing ffwitha a to Arizona
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
The Tined, Business Man

The Nagel bus ordinance requiring
all automotive passengers to use
pneumatic tires, was adopted by the
Common Council, yesterday.-Detrolt
Evening Times.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
ABE MARTIN

Th' only absolutely safe way t.
double your money is t. fold it once
an put it your hip pocket. 1t seems
t be impossible t. be good without
paraGin' it.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
PZucked From the Plains
PIentx of Time

The Author (who has been wait
ing to accompany his wife)-"Will
you be very much longer, dear?"
She-No, darling, I've only got to
put my hat and gloves on"
The Author-"Oh, all right, I'll
just write another chapter."-Pass-
ing Show (London.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
Beaten Again

Dean Inge-"The gloomy dean
was talking in New York about the
French.
"The French have got swelled
heads. They think they won the
war;" he said. "They need to be
taken down peg.
"I once saw a Frenchman taken
down a peg at the Grand National
A French horse won, and a French
man said to an Englishman:
"'Ah! Waterloo is avenged at last
eyes, said the Englishman, you
ran well on both occasions
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
necorntinr the snuab

The youngster who defined Co
quette" as something made out of
chicken" wasn't far wrong II we
put quotation marks over the
"chicken."-Boston Transcript.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23

"Tea or coffee, sir?"
Don't tell me. Bring it along and
just let me guess"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
Salute the skipper

Newlywed (after the ceremony
Dearest, do you really think that
II prove satisfactory mater"
Mrs. Newlywed-"Oh, you'll do for
a mate, all right. Now look me over
and tell me what you think of your
captain."-The Continent (Chicago).
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23

See if you can laugh that off,"
said the wife to her fat husabnd,
wiring a button on his vest.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
Feminine View

Little Marion and her next door
neighbor, Donald, were engaged in
an absorbing conversation. What
are anarchists?" asked Marion.
Then Donald swelled with wis
dom.
"They want everything anyone else
has got and they never wash them
selves" he replied.
"Oh, yesr' cried Marion, with en-
thusiasm. II see-they is just little
boys growed up!"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
Lucky

places in the sun without fighting
for them
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
Wasted Effort


When John Boynton was wee
little boy, he was much disturbed
over not winning prize at a birth
day party he attended. He went at
once to the hostess, asking for his
prize. No explanations satisfied, and
he continued to repeat his request
at frequent intervales all the after
noon, until finally in desperation,
his hostess gathered few toys into
a box and told him they were his
prize.
When he reached home he said
in a discouraged voice. you know,
nom, my Sunday-school teachers is
always saying to ask and you re-
ceive, but it took an awful lot of
asking for me to get that little
bit of junk
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES j. MONTAGUE
STARTING A PROBLEM

The tiger in the torrid zone
Is generally left alone.
But seldom are we impolite
To animals which like to bite,
And would not hesitate to eat US
If in the jungle they would meet us.
And that is why we do not make
Our dinners on a tiger steak.
The harmless, gentle, little pig
Is put to death when he gets big
And sundry parts Of him are taken
For pork and sausage, ham and ba-
con.
Upon the sheep, kindly BEAST
We also very often feast
Moreover, in the winter storm,
We wear his wool to keep us warm.
But very rarely do we make
A Wand of the rattlesnake,
Because the undulating cuss
If hunted, may start hunting us.
So therefore as the years slip by
He's left to live and multiply
And does not grace by any chance
The menus of our restaurants.
II we recall the golden rule
Which we were forced to learn in
school,
It states that you should always do
What you'd have others do to you.
But would you have a little pig
Put you to death when you got big?
Or have a woolly sheep wax wroth-
And make of you a mutton broth?
Not you, yet, were it not for meat
How would we get enough to eat?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
Listen To Them

Listen To Them
Radio messages now cross the
ocean successfully, but judging by
their sound they have a rough pas
! sage
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
CallnY

Cammy
The ground hog does not hesitate
to predict the weather but he never
bets on his predictions.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23
Definition

Definition
A pedestrian is a man who is still
undecided about the kind of car
he ought to buy.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23

Colonel D. H. Johnston, who
has been sick at the Queen hotel,
is able to be out again.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23

Miss Lucille Savage, who has
been i'll for several days at the
Queen hotel, is improving.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-23

from Moctezuma, is guest at
the Gadsden.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-04-27

April showers brig May bills for
having rugs eicuned.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-04-27
Crime Is Told
BY Crippled Man

f. II. Mussett, 20 years old, and
SO badly crippled that he is com
PEELED to use crurches. is held at
the county Jail awaiting investiga-
tion by District Attorney Utley, fol
lowing the formers arrest in this
city Saturday night after he had
told Il strange tale of crime to A.
B. Robbins of the Merchants Pa
troll.
Mussett approached Robbins and
told him that he and his brother
had stolen ear in Tyler. Texas, af-
ter which they drove the machine to
this county. They arrived here last
! November. On December 27, fearing
! that they might be arrested, they
drove the car to II point on the
/ Alamo river, one mile south of the
Alamorio race track. and ran the
machine into the river.
! \ few weeks ago the brother pur-
chased machine i'll this city, mak
ling the initial payment, after which
he cleared out for parts unknown.
Mussett allowed their criminal acts
/ to prey upon his mind, he said, and
decided that he could only obtain
relief hv confesSing his guilt.
Mussctt repeated his story to Dis
trict Attorney Utley Yesterday and
accompanied q party of officers to
! the place where the ear had been
placed in the river. Owing to the
! depth Of the water and the fact that
! the party was pot equipped to make
Il complete investigation, it was un-
/ able to determine if the ear actually
was in the river. The action of the
! water at>the point indicated how
! ever, rccmed to prove that there
was some large sbjcct held i'll the
J river bed.
An attempt was to be made this
afternoon to raise the machine # it
can be located. The authorities have
! also communicated with officials in
! Texas to check up ON Mussett 5
story That part relating to his
, brothers. purchase of car here
mas been investigated and was found
To be true.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-04-27
United Stages
Carried 777,OOO
People in 1925

Emphasizing the remarkable pop
ularitv travel 10y motor bus is at
tajuju. among the travelling public.
Howard II. Morgan, vice president
Of the United Stages, Inc. which
operates bus lines between Los An
scIcs and the Imperial Valley, and
a network OF services in the valley,
reports that his company last year
TRANSPORTED total Of more than
7--.oG0 passengers, which represents
the approximate equivalent Of the
entire population Of all southern
California outside the immediate
Los Angeles metropolitan area. 9th
cr Illuminating figures compiled by
Morgan show that the. United
Stages. inc. since the organization
founded lis first line i'll the imperial
Valley II years ago, has carried
nearly nine million passengers. or
about twice the population of the
entire state of California.
The motor bus has definitely eS-
tsbjj>hrd itself as a positive, per
Haucut factor i'm efficient trans
porta-jon. says Morgan. Motor
b1o>es, rs operated by an establish
cd company of proven ability and
responsibility, are performing a vital
service in the big scheme of trans
portation. not alone in the cary
ing Of passengers, but in 4 broader
way, by aiding the Development of
the country they serve. Further
travel by bus is the most economical
mode of sportation for the tray
elcr and the economy factor is III
itself highly important point II
futthcriug development because con.
tact between the outlying communi.
ties and farming centtrs with tht
martS OF commerce and business &C
tiyitv is obtained easily and mex
pau~ively.'
The United Stages, Inc. operate q
fleet embracing - busses of tn,
most modern type. The big Pierce
Arrow busscs, each with 4 carrying
capacity Of i passengers. operating
en- dilcct line between Los An
4al.s and Fl Centre, have bodies that
wcrc especially built for long travel
and rive a maximum OF natural body
eelaNatiuu ana plenty Of leg room.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-04-27

what good joke"
"Such Il funny Joke! /" whiued his
l:othcr.
Well. Kittic. knowing nothing
about what had happened to her nice
ltiIr plank bridge, GOT the BOTH
ot cream from Mrs. Moo, the cow
,.rv and back she hurried, for she
wanted to see the company that was
coming 20 supper But as she reached
the edge of the brook shr saw that
Tie bridge MAS gone. Wide water
flowed between k..;ic ANA her
lymc.
"Oh dear, Wna; ann going to
Jo nyw,d Ejtt'c.
'.Jump over, barkcd Jackie.
who with his Lrothcr Poetic cam,
G ughtg ou' ot trr bushes. where
:lcy haJ hidden 81, bridge.
"Tlr brook is to. wide for ne to
iumu'" cried Kt'ic.
,,TEcu swim, said Pcciic. "Or
wade, Ila, Ha'"
Il cau't swim and m afraid of
getting ms paws wet If wade,
r.cNed Kit'c. Then she saw the
plank that the bows had ,akca
awav an d~hc called to them:
PLEASE put my bridg" back.
NO. barkcd Jackie. NJ! =
6arked Poetic aul away they ram.
Poor Kittir was egvmg, not knowing
to do when Size saw Uurlc N1ggily
coming along aud under his paw he
carried a long plank.
"Oh. have you n new hridg"
there " mewed kittie.
No, = sad Uncle WiggiIv. this
il new ironing board that Nurse
Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy told me not 10
forget to bring home, rs hers is
broken. And | didn I forget.
= m So glad YOU don =! laugh
cd kittic. for YOU can make Il
bridge for me Of the ironing board
And UncIe Wig4ilv did having ii
down across the brook, SO he and
! Nittie didn't get their paws 1T al
Wet.
| After walking over the ironing
board bridge Uncle WiggiIY pulled
! i over the stream by one end and
carried it to Nurse Jane. So tho
/ tlick Jackie and Pcrtie tried To play
didn t work. and later their fathc'
made them put the plank bridge
back again. And If the Kitchen
/ table doesn't think is rubber
u'aut Just because it has leaves u
i-eu you next about Uncle Niggiiy
laying doctor.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-04-27
Bedtime Stories
BY HOWARD &. GARIs
Copyright, 1926. by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
UNCLE WIGGILY'S AND KIT
TVS BRIDGE

Nov don t forget. Uncle Wig,
nIv. Don't forget!'' called Nurse
Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy to the rabbit
gentleman as bc hoppej AWAY tro'f
tic hollow stump bungalow o"" day
to look for an adventure.
,.No. / viii uot forget!" rronis
cg Mr.. Lougcurs. and Nurse Jane
waved her tail at him as he hoppe
over fine hiI.
New what it was Uncle Wigg'iy
lun.i>tG not ,o forget shall iet.
ruu ina little white. Bat for time
u, must see what Kjttie ka; Is 'to-
uu fer his story : partly about
Kitrtc KAT was Il little pussy girl
who lived with her brothers. Joi"
od Tummic in house not far from
Jucle 2&igGiN 5 bungalow. 1t WAS
after school when kittie started to
20 aeruS, the lots to get a bottle al
.t.,am from Mrs. Moo, the COW lady
a- there was to be company ut the
III house tor supper that night.
Daiat1iv kittlc wandered along
-he path through . little patch Of
woods uud tEen across a meadow
which was Just beginning to turn
s.cen under The warm spring sun.
Across the meadow ran 4 little
brook Of water. and as Nittic came
Gvar to the babbimg brook, the lit
tie puSsie girl said:
II IN gad there's a bridge over
tlis winter else d get MY feet wet
The heook IS too wide for me to
.un.r a.d it i SO long that it would
Imperial Valley press., 1926-04-27
What AMI gong to dog
NaWed Kit-iA.

sake 4e "a .aad while to % around
tn, end of il. Yes. / IN glad thefr
+, bfi4r .ust FHerc need II.
+ There was Il plank resting on t"u
, hi- stoass. eHe on either siac Of the
brook and >ErH cry aud NEW an
which kittie crossed.
! Kit. Kat ,.a, mo- sooner on tho
other ,ilc Of the rather wide brook
and she VS. hmrfiH- along to e.
t-I. bottle II cream trou Ms. Moo
the cov h,g.. when, all of % sudden,
.ut from tie bushes at the side OF
i tine stream popped Jackie and Poctle
1 Bow Wow. tbr puppy dog boys.
+ Ibid vou hear what kittlc sand :
h5rkrd Jackie.
Yrs. 90 waucj Pccti' 'Nhe >a'd
-lc brook p1s too wide for her a.
lump and she can swim and c;t>
certainly hate 10 get their feet Wet
I r, water 80 she eau / wade tEl
. liuak yH.--
.Ihat'~ IT," cried Jackie. 80 il
,r, taka thi, plank bridge AWAY
I iljttic can't 1ct back across tn
book aud SHIN cry and mcw ana
/ ven BE- over on this side whore Sh'
. can + scratch us. and wen laugh al
, her. Won T that Toe fun
oh. lots OF :m," banked Pectit
=. Come or. Let 5 90 It.
SO those dogLia hoys, standing on
'he side Of the brook. where Kittie :,
/ home was built, pulled the plank
ih idgc over TO them, leaving the lit
n, pussy girl ON the far side. wher,
/ Nrs Moo lived.
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Imperial Valley press., 1926-04-27

Now comes the season vhcu "a
man who gets mad at his wife can
- TO the ball park and yell at tine
umpire.