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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
Rupert Hughes Points Out Real Diff.
ferences in Temperament Which
Bar Marital Bliss
By RUPERT HUGHES
Famous Novelist.)

: The saving that you can make people
agree by getting them around a table
seems to me TO be false on the face OF
it. That is where fights stsrt-around
a table-or anywhere that people get
together.
After the battle begins all the peace.
makers try to get the warriors apart
The wisest thing would be to keep
them apart in the first place.
Now marriage is a kind Of league
Of nations. Only two people are mar
ried at one ceremony according to the
license and the certificate, but really
every marriage is convention Of in
Vulnerable people. The bridegroom
does not wed a mere bride; he marries
not only all her living relatives, but
all of her dead ancestors. And the
bride takes a vow to love, honor and
obey (or cherish) several hundred peo-
pie of whom she knows only a few
and dislikes most.
We call it monogamy, but It Is
polygamy. of the most wholesale sort.
The bridegroom means well; he
loves his dear little choice from the
whole world. But many of his traits
do not love her and large portion o
his ancestry hates large portion OF
hers ike poison.
1t helps some if the bride and groom
can avoid association with their liv-
ing relatives on both sides, but unless
their ancestors can also be appeased,
quarrels will start in any solitude.
The only hope of avoiding feuds
j. 10 marry with intelligent caution
as to congeniality of taste, breeding
and nature. Porcupines should mate
with porcupines and love-birds with
love-birds. Even love-birds will fight
at times, but their community of in
terests and instincts viii exert an i'm
mense influence toward reconciliation.
But when a porcupine marries
Mexican hairless dog in crazy mood
of temporary infatuation, the sooner
they come to their senses and divorce
one another the better for both. For
the porcupine quite helplessly will be
always stabbing the tender skin Of
the dog. And the wounded dog will
pierce the porcupine's tender ears with
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
WAsHINGTON'S HOME.

He will be standing in a dwelling
from whose windows George Wash
ington sadly gazed after the disastrous
battle Of Long Island il August. 177G,
for it was under this room that Wash
ington made his quarters for several
weeks. He will be shown the spot
from which the general issued his
orders during that critical period OF
the war, and the room in which he
slept when lessened anxiety permitted
him to do so. 1t was from this house
that Washington rode forth to direct
the victorious battle Of Harlem
Heights on September IS, 1776.
But it is 1ot alone through Revo-
lutionary flavor that the house holds
a visitor under the magic spell Of its
past; other ghosts than those Of
Washington and his stuff seem 10 be
wandering with you through its spac-
ious rooms. Lafayette. Louis Napo-
leon, Joseph Bonaparte, were all. at
different times, guests within It's
walls.
II was in the drawing room on the
left side Of the hall that its then mis-
tress, Madam Jumel. was married to
Asro1 Burr, and it was here that
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
How Europe's Queens Have Suffered

Worse followed. Not content with
striking her, Ferdinand told his wite
something Of the truth. lie boosted OF
the women who had fallen under hi.
sway land told her anecdotes Of his
early life in Vienna which filled her
with horror. That night she realized
to the full the hideous mistake su2
had made il marrying him.
THROWS OFF DISGUISE.
Ferdinand then threw off all de.
guise. He insisted that she should be
pleasant TO his intimate friend, an ex.
officer who had been convicted OF
murder Of the foulest and most treach-
erous kind. Apparently. she did not
hide her hostility sufficiently, because
in the early hours Of the mor1ing her
shrieks were heard throughout the
palace. The terrified servants were OIL
The point Of bursting into the royal
bedroom TO rescue her when Ferdinand
himself appeared in the corridor and
the cries ceased. But Marie did not
appear outside her room for more
than a week.
Children were born, but they dill
not curb his brutality. On one occa-
sion little Prince Boris, his eldest son,
tried TO interpose his frail body b.
tween his father and mother. Ferdi-
nand kicked the child across the room.
On January 30, 1899, the queen gave
birth to her fourth child. Twenty-four
hours later Ferdinand was a widower.
He had to all ilteats and purposes
murdered his wife.
Sad. too. is the story Of the married
life Of Emma, queen regent Of Hol.
land, until her daughter, Wilhelmina,
became Of age. In order to spite his
brother, Prince henry, William III
Of Holland. a jealous. crabby old
widower, decided to marry again. His
choice fell upon Emma, the 20-yeaI-
old daughter Of the reigning Prince
Of Waldeck and Pyrmont
AGREES TIC MARRY.
Carried away by the enthusiasm Of
her parents, Princess Emma agreed 70
obey them and marry the old king.
NJ course she was not told how be
had behaved to his first wife. She was
unaware that on several occasions the
kings ministers had had to intervene
10 prevent him assaulting bis consort.
A girl Of 20 was not expected 10 hear
the gossip at the Hague and so she
went 10 her doom in ignorance.
The real character Of William was
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
Historic House Ignored

lust as in Boston may be found
many lifelong residents who have
never paid a visit to Bunker Hill
monument, 50 in New York are multi
tudes Of residents who have never
visited the "Jumel Mansion" But the
slight to the latter is greater than the
former, because everybody in Boston
undoubtedly knows that there IS a
Bunker Hill monument, whereas even
the existence Of this mansion seems
unknown to the average New Yorker.
1t is well worth visiting, a1d it Is
easily reached by subway to the north
ern end Of Manhattan Island. The
view from the little park in which
the mansion stands will 90 long way
toward repairing a tourist for the jour
ney he has made, and the sensa4io1s
he is bound to feel when within the
house will more than complete such
n. vrnanf
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
ruciating yelps.
WHEN OPPOsITEs WED.

The best opposite to the porcupinish
nature is what you might call the
bombshell soul.
Bombshells are calm, sedate, silent,
patient, smooth to the touch. II not
jolted TOO violently, they will stand
a deal Of rough handling. They can
be scOlded without danger. They win
endure an amazing amount Of indiffer-
ence and neglect, and they will not re-
sent being ignored utterly.
But one swift kick, one rough ges-
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
LETTERS TO DR.. BAKER
Cadomene Quick Strength Maker

BLAIR STATION. PA, Mr.. Mike
Myers. writes: 81 am going TO tell
YOU briefly what those wonderful
Cadomene tablets did for me. ]
was all run down; 1 was weak; !
couldn't sleep well. Had to force
myself to eat. 1 took all kinds Of
medicines without relief. One day
read your advice about Cadomene
tablets. / got one tube; after using
[ found quickly / was recovering and
will always have them on hand"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
Before Marrying Every Couple Should Be Compelled to
Go Through a Ferocious Quarrel-If Two Natures
Clash the Pair Had Better Break the Match"

The necessary differences of sex can
be counted on to provide at least as
many differing points of view as are
needed. / remember hearing Israel
Zangwill once discussing the question
whether Jews should marry Christ
ians. When another eminent Jew
pointed out the enormous danger from
difference of religious beliefs and ira
ditions, Mr.. Zangwil stumbled into an
epigram of immense Importance.
"What can a mere difference of re-
ligious belief amount to in the face
of tie tremendous fact that all mar
riages are between people of different
sex?"
People vary as much in their relig-
ious convictions as they do in other
ways. To some people faith brings toll
erance, benevolence, eager tenderness !:
to others it bring intolerance, fanati-
cism, and unresting cruelty. The Bit
terest religious wars are those inside
the same sects, and the next bitterest
between those of the same general
creed.
Lovers should give close study to
their religious characteristics. Two
who are jealous for the same articles
of belief would normally mate better
than one who is bigoted and one who
is Indifferent. There is certainly small
hope for happy wedlock between two
who are zealots, but of differing faiths.
They are bound to prosecute and tor
ture each other, always for the very
best Of motives but with the very
worst of results. Two people who are
intensely convinced of separate roads
TO heaven can be guaranteed to make
any home little hell on earth.
LOVE NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
There are so many kinds Of fanati-
cism. Two painters or two poets or
two pianists may be as bigoted, as IA
matte and as unreasonable as any two
maniacs about anything else.
Yet there have been blissful couples
Of the same profession. The Brown
ings both wrote poetry and were as
happy in each others love as anybody
could ever hope to be. The two Schu-
mann's, Robert and Clara, were both
pianists and their life was a beatitude
in spite of the pathos of Roberts
gradual melancholia developing into in
sanity. There have been singers whose
duets kept harmony to the end. There
have been actors and actresses who
reached their golden weddings with IN
broken devotion. There have been
households Of every sort where there
was peace, rapture, contentment.
On the other hand there have been
poets and poetesses, musicians and
musiciennes, tragedians and TRACED
iennes, sculptors and sculptoresses,
kings and queens whose lives were all
but unbroken warfare.
It is not the career, the creed, the
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
FOOD TO GROW BY

Your boy or girl is at the stage of life
when the reserves of strength and re-
sistance are being put to unusual strain.
Every child requires food-materiaIs
that are rich in vitamins, the kind that
abound in cod-liver oil, to help keep
the body in good repair and to sus-
tain strength.
Thoughtful parents joyfulIy utilize
pIeasant-taSting, invigorating SCOTS
Emulsion to counteract malnourish.
ment and to protect against childhood
ailments.
SCOTS Emulsion of Uitanin. tested
cod iUer oil helps sustain resistance
and builds up bod " and strength when
ordinary foods fail.
Glue the Uifamin- tested food
~ tonic SCOTS Emulsion to vour
hT child today for the blessing that
W1 it wiU confer in strength and
~ Uigor of body tomorrow.
AT RETAIL DRUGGISTS
Price 60f and $40
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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

Answer to +. o. c.: To over
come constipation / advise Casca-
Royal Pills as. both pleasant and ef-
fectiye 10 a high degree.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

Letters and Questions
About Health
DIVORCE UNsTOPABLE.
BY DR.. Lewis Baker and Associate

An Advertisement Informing r.
The Public In q Common-sense Manner How to
Distinguish the Simpler Ailments and Symptoms,
and the Right Remedies for Treatment. Each
Medicine Possesses the Highest Qualities for the
Purpose Intended. -.-.- '-.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
Su-thol Quick Pain Relief

SAN FRANCISCO, CALF, PLY.
stefan writes: II have prescribed
Su-thol tablets for pain and it is de-
cisively the most quickly effective
remedy ! have ever used for the pur-
pose. Su-thol causes no depression
or after effects. j am glad / learn
ed its worth, ETC."
Information: If your regular drug
list does not supply the medicines
mentioned by DIR. Baker. the follow
ing San Antonio druggists can do so
Burns Drug Store: X. y. CARSON
e. A. Soule; w. ". Whisenant; n.
l.. Wagner Drug Store; Sommers' 4
Stores, and all good druggists every
where.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

and Beauty, to any address upon re-
ceipt of 10cts. Coin. The trust
worthy medicines advised. can be OBJ
tanned of all leading druggists.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
Balmwort Brought Comfort

SABOTTUS, Maine, James A. Lib
by, Box 80. writes: 81 write you
because of the wonderful relief the
Balmwort tablets have given my wife.
She had such severe pains in bladder
region and had to leave her bed
eight to n dozen times each night.
Her agony was such that the docto-
had to inject morphine. We decided
to try Balmwort tablets. She con
tinued and today she is like a new
woman as far as that trouble Is con-.
cerned. She can sleep and does not
have those singing pains. ETC."
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
BRILLIANT SCENES.

Stephen Jumel died in May, 1892,
and his widow was married to Aaron
Burr during the following year.
Known as the Jun. | Mansion, this
splendid old Colonial structure remain
ed the scene of many brilliant So
cial gatherings up TO the time of the
death of it's mistress at the age OF
IS in 1865.
A little more than twenty years ago
the property-chiefly through the in
tercession of the Daughters of the
American Revolution"-was purchas-
cd by the city, and its care vested
with the park department in co-opcra-
ton with a body Of women who form
the Washington Headquarters As
ISOLATION"
A more replete or interesting mu-
scum Of antique Colonial belongings
than is today this Jumel Mansion, 1t
would, doubtless, be bard to find any
where in the United States and what
astonishes one is that IL has 30 few
visitors
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
Says Chex Charming - Effective

CHICAGO, ILLS, A noted Chi
cago physician writes: II report the
perfect success of treatment with
your soap, Chex, in the case Of
patient who has long suffered from
offensive odors Of perspiration. Am
grateful professionally TO become ac-
quainted with so charming and ef-
fective remedy as Chez"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

f. F. r. asks: "Will you please
tell me Of a treatment for excessive
oily hair and dandruff very badT
Answer: Ask druggist for medi-
Gated Chex soap and use for sham
poo, as per directions. There is
nothing in my opinion SO inexpen-
sive and so thoroughly effective. Chex
soap also destroys and prevents per
spiration odOrs. foot odors, and is an
exquisite beautifying complexion soap.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

Answer 10 D. =. e: To avoid fire.
quent colds and catarrh Of the head.
obtain triple strength MenthO-Lax-
enc Salye. Full directions for use
with each package.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
FLED FROM WAR.

celebrated poem.
FLED FROM WAR.
The mansion was built originally
in 1865 by Lieutenant Colonel Roger
Morris, who had been personal
friend of Washington, and had fought
side by side with him in the French
and Indian wars. In the struggle
for American independence, Morris
declined to join and fled to England
with his family early in May, 1865.
For twcnty-eight years after the
evacuation Of New York by the
British, the old house passed through
many vicissitudes, being at one time
a public tavern. But in 1910 it was
purchased by Stephen Jumel, a
wealthy French resident, who with all
the enthusiasm Of compatriot of
Lafayette, set about restoring it from
its dilapidated state TO the condition
it was in at the time Of Washington's
occupancy. AS stained glass was not
made in America at the time, Mon
sieur Jumel, to repair broken win
dows, sent fragments Of the small
circles that enriched the front door
way to France where the ooiginal de-
signs were reproduced, and the glass
restored as it is to be seen today.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
Mentho-Lsxene Stops Severe
Cough

INDIANAPOLIS, IND, Mrs. Roy
Rentz, 304 S. Emerson Ave-. writes !:
my little girl had severe whooping
cough last June. Her cough was
severe as when in the midst OF the
disease. Then Mentho-Laxene was
recommended to us. The night of
the second day after beginning its
use, she slept through without cough
ing until 4 a. m. You can use my
name in recommending, ETC."
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

Note: DIR. Lewis Baker, Medical Di-
rector Of The Blackburn Products Co..
80 College Bldg. Dayton, Ohio. will
send bis valuable guide to Health
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

To aid the sufferer of rheumatism
/ recommend Cardiol tablets, a
non-secret formula, which should be
taken several weeks or months, as
the case may require.
As a quick relief for the acute
and agOnizing pains, | advise the use
Of five-grain Su-thol tablets. (PrO-
nounced "soothe-alr'). These tablets
contain no narcotic, habit-forming
substance, and generally produce COM
fort, rest and sleep for the victim Of
pain.
Miss c. A. S. writes: week
after week / read Of so many being
helped by your advice, which i am
now seeking. / had an operation
and fell off from 100 pounds to 9G
pounds. Am pale, nervous, weak
and don't sleep well or gain weight
or strength, in spite Of the iact that
/ have taken different medicines pre-
scribed for me-"
Answer: / suggest that Cadomene
tablets be taken as n tonic-invigorat-
ing aid for the blood and nerves.
A. l.. r. writes: "For several
years / had suffered with backache
and pains in lower abdomen from
kidney and bladder trouble. Eegan
taking BalmwOrt tablets and now
feel fine, except for a bronchial
cough that nothing which have
tried. will relieve"
Answer: For obstinate bronchial
cough so troublesome at this season,
i advise essence Mentho-Laxene.
Mrs. Il. ii. r. asks: 81 always
enjoyed good health until after my
baby was born. Since then my kid
neys and bladder have given me trou-
BILE. Have dreadful backache; blind
ing headaches; have big puffs under
my eyes and feel fleeing pains and
frequently a very uneasy, nervous
sensation. Urine is scant and dark,
with bad odor."
Answer: I suggest that you OBJ
tain BalmwOrt tablets and take
them as n tonic-diuretic, neutralizing
aid to the urinary system.
f. F. r. asks: "Will you please
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

THE BLACKBURN PRODUCTS co.
Dayton. Ohio.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

Fitz-Green Halleck wrote his most
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-27
Many Attend Local
l. O. o. II. Celebration

The 10th anniversary of the found
ing of the Odd Fellows lodge in
America was celebrated last night by
the local organization Of the !. @. o.
F. with a program and dance attend
ed by 200 members and friends. Fol-
lowing the program, during which X.
c. Arness presided, dancing was en-
joyed until after midnight. A lunch
con was served.
During the evening $50 was col
lccted for the Sunshine fund to be
used for the children at the Odd Eel
lows home in Devils Lake.
The program follows:
Anniversary talks-Charlcs L. Ham
sen, past district deputy grand mas
ter and acting noble grand: Matt
Pillen, past grand. and acting vice
grand: F. i. Flanagan, chaplain; and
Oscar Lovin. secretary.
America Audience.
Address. ancient Odd Fellow hip y
-R. c. Green, past grand master.
Reading Miss Thelma Swenson.
Address, "Odd Fellowship of TO-
day., Brigadicr General p. G. Har-
rington.
Song Miss Webster.
Song Mrs. J. c. Arness.
Closing prayer and benediction-
Chaplain 3. F. Flanagan.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-27
Social and, Personal
Miss Vivian Murphy
Is Popular Coed at
Southern California;.

Friends of Miss Vivian Murphy,
former student Of the Bismarck high
school and daughter Of Henry +.
Murphy Of Bismarck, will be interest.
cd in learning Of her activities on the
campus Of the University Of Southern
California. In addition to her selcc-
ton as one Of the II coed members
Of the Trojan Amazons, all-university
honor organization in which member
ship is limited to those women par
ticipating in Il diversity of activities,
Miss Murphy is treasures-elect Of the
Women's Self-Covernment Associa-
ton for next year.
During the past year she has scrv-
ed on the WomeT's Judiciary Board,
as secretary Of the Press club and on
a number Of committees. She is also
on the reporting staff Of the Daily
Trojan and vicc.presidcnt Of the
Alpha Delta ri sorority. She is .
sophomore.
As one Of the University Of South.
ern California delegates Miss MUIR
ply recently attended = joint confer.
ence Of the Deans Of Women and As
ISOLATED Women Students Of the
Western Division from ten western
states.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-27
In Police Court

Hiram Johnson, Fcstus L. Powell
and II. Louder were arrai9ned before
Police Magistrate w. s. Casselman
this morning on charges Of being in
toxicated in u public place. The ar
rests were made last evening by the
police department and the men spent
the night in the city Jail. All three
mon pleaded guilty to the charges
against them and each was sentenced
to serve 30 days in the county Jail
and to pay q fine of $50 and costs.
In addition. Powell pleaded guilty
to charge Of assault and battery. for
which he was given an additional 30
days and an extra fine of 500 and
costs. Powell is said to have struck
local hotel clerk over the head with
a sugar bowl in q restaurant recent.
~. the attack being the result of "a
grudgc held by Powell for over Il
year.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-27
Such Flavor
as this comes
only in real
Quaker Oats

THE price you pay for substitutes
j is the same as for the genuine
Quaker Oats. The difference is i'll
the flavor. And Favor. above all
things, is important in oats.
That rich and toasty Quaker favor
is the resul, of some 50 years milling
experience Once you taste it. you are
spoiled for ordinary oats.
That is why millions demand the
Quaker brand--why you should ac-
cept no other.
Quaker milling. too. retains much OF
the bulk" OF oats. And that makes
laxatives less often needed. Protein,
carbohydrates. and vitamines and
bulk" are thus combined to make
Quaker Oats an cxcellcntly bal
anccd" food.
Get Quaker Oats today. Grocers
have two kinds: Quick Quaker
which cooks il 3 to 5 minutes. ant
Quaker Oats
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-27
variety Of costumes. figures promi
nently in the picture.
REX THEATRE

The vividness and color of old
Mexico. plus a spirit Of buffoonery
that proves the essence Of enter
tainment. makes the latest Richard
Talmadge starring vehicle whale
of a show.
Richards experiences in his en-
dcavor to save his fathers Smelter
from being closed down by crooked
work ut. the FL Grande mine, in the
southern republic arc riot Of adj
venture and LAUGHS.
"rhc Blue Streak" is now show
ing for the last time today AT the
Rex Theatre. with good orchcs-
ira in the pit to support tn" pc
ture.
The story is by James Bell
Smith. Don't miss il.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-27
Mrs. w. A. Zellmer
Honor Guest at In
formal Party Tuesday

In compliment to Mrs. w. A. Zell-
fner, who is leaving Thursday morn
ing with her son, Donald, for Des
MOincs, Iowa, to spend the summer
with her parents, Mrs. Frank Evcrts
and Mrs. J. E.. Maddox entertained
last evening at Mrs. Everts' home.
Guests were the officers and teachers
Of the primary department Of the
Methodist Episcopal Sunday school.
The evening was spent informally
and at its conclusion . course lunch.
con was served.
Mrs. Zcllmcr will go to Heaton, N.
d., in September to teach school. Mr..
Zellmer. q travelling man. will have
his headquarters in Heaton j. the
future.