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The Washington times., 1926-04-06

DRINcETON UNIVERSITY II
y going TO utilize the railroad
to carry students, together with
instructors. to nature, since nature
will not come to them. On the LIST
OF July a party Of teachers and
undergraduates win leave Prince
ton In a specially designed Pullman
ar-perhaps 1t might be called
college car''--Wllich will make 4
ten-thousand-nlile journey among
the geological wonders Of this
country.
It is not a pleasure trip, though
the pleaeuTe of those who make 1t
cannot but be of a very high order.
Teachers as well as students will
be learners on this educational
tour, for geology Is science that
can with difficulty be studied at all
except lin the field" Fortunately
the geologist can get among his
rocks. as the astronomer would get
among his stars II he could. But
the geologist who stays at home is
worse off than the astronomer, for
the latter can at least see the moon
though he cannot reach 1t, but the
geologist cannot see the great
works Of the earth forces without
going where they have been dis
played.
OutdO0. Studies
Chief among the things that this
travelling branch of university Is
to visit and study are these:
The Silurian section OF Niagara
Falls, the Mesabi copper mines
and smelter at Anaconda, the
Columbia River basin and lava
flows, Mt. Rainier Ont. Tacoma),
Crater Lake. Yosemite, Los Ange-
les oil fields, the Grand Canyon,
Flagstaff volcanic fields. the Petri-
fled Forest. the Appalachian coal
fields, the Appalachian Province
and the Coastal Plain Province"
There are to be lectures and
conferences on the way, and at
the stopping places. What a de-
lightful picture of the charms OF
scholarship and learning does
this Pullman car filled with
eager teachers and students,
speeding over the continent and
beyond the mountains. present to
the imagination! Surely learn
ing has not offered SO pleasant
an aspect since the days of Abe
lard and the waning scholars.
who, by the way, might have
been much happier and more
useful if they could have studied
than brunettes-and less demand
ing.
They are more clinging-and
less jealous.
More amusing-and less intel
lectual.
Less inspiring--but more rest.
full.
A brunette IL apt to be too 70.
mantle and too responsive-hut a
blonde just leans back and lets
George do all the falling in love.
Brunettes have most of the
brains and character-but that's
why gentlemen prefer blondes'n
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Syndicate. Incl
The Washington times., 1926-04-06
Sunday Sport?
Certainly. But PLAY, Don't SIT.

Mayor Walker of New York, addressing the baseball
players at St. Petersburg Florida demanded Sunday
sports Sunday baseball he truly improves young
men morally and physically
It would improve them a great deal if the young
would go out and PLAY BASEBALL instead of merely SIT
TING watching somebody else play
However, SITTING outdoors Sunday catching
occasional glimpse Of the sky when the ball goes up very high
is better than staying indoors.
The Sabbath made for for the Sabbath
although the Puritans didnt think Man made to
enjoy himself at least ONE day in the week. and Sunday is
the only day the real workngman First CHURCH. then
tnY and exercise-NoT GLOOM
The Washington times., 1926-04-06

O&AOA1S
An eight cyIiIl-
der, out size mega
one tn a t
would carry from
Cane Cod to the
Golden Gate
And climb 70
the top OF the
Woolworth Build
ing
And tell the
world " b at i
think OF Canon
III. Ayde Prit-
chard OF t h q
Cathedral Of st.
John the Divine.
of N . W York
City.
And believe me,
world, what I'd
broadcast a bou t
the good Canon
would be some
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Save Niagara's Beauty
But Do 1t Wisely

Secretary Hoover says that the beauty of Niagara Falls
should be only for the sake of brides and bride
grooms It suggestion but there better
Use ALL the power of Niagara at N1GHT-take all the
through turbines night when nobody the Falls
anyhow Get fuel horsepower while the world sleeps That
would make the Falls last longer the stone cliff would not
away in the night time.
BY day let enough water go the Falls to interest the
brides and grooms Their minds other things and they
wouldn miss few million gallons
Ten per of the water going would satisfy
them.
The Washington times., 1926-04-06
BY ELSIE ROBINSON

family threshold2
How about the honor or =
Mama who brings up her chill
dren to sneak and spy and lie
and pose and pretend because she
hasn't the sand to stand up ana
face such 81 Papa and tell MIN
where to head in?
How about q Papa who con-
tributes $500 bucks to the Elks
swimming pool and boasts about
it 500 times per week, and then
reduces Mama to palpitation and
tears when she asks for some
new liMoleum in the bathroom?
or what shall we honor In q
Mama who gets sick headache
or a heart spell whenever she
can't get her own way or a Papa
who kicks the dog when he cant
have his?
What's honorable in brace Of
parents who yell and whine and
nag and pick at each other like
a couple of peevish Monkeys
why should child worship q
Mama who treats him as IL he
were a pest and frequently in
forms him of all the suffering
and sacrifice she has endured
on his account?
or a papa who sees him at the
most five minutes day and
treats him as If he were an
Enemy Suspect during that time?
Why in short, should he honor
or obey parents who don't honor
each other-and who are weak.
peevish, stupid, disagreeable fail
'ures in the human ranks?
Why should he?
Just because they're parents"
Sos q Guinea Pig.
The Washington times., 1926-04-06
SAYINGS OF WISE MEN

EVERYTHING advances by an
4 Interchangeable law through
the eternal constitution and as
ISOLATION OF latent causes, which
have been long before predesti-
nated.-Rufus.
1T is the fortunate who should
eXtoi fortune.-Goethe.
Natures first great title-mind.
--~Crolly.
Painting, with an its technicaH-
ties. difficulties and peculiar
The Washington times., 1926-04-06
MEDITA ATOMS
OF "A WIFE
BY Helen Rowland

why They Prefer Blondes
BLONDES, according to a ia
- NOUS anthropologist. viii
some day become extinct.
Oh, joy: Sweet music to our
ears! That will brighten and
simplify life for all the rest Of
women-even though it may
darken it a little for the men.
IL blondes should disappear. the
annual records Of husband. shoot
ing would be greatly reduced; and
divorce, Paris green and ground
glass would lose their popularity.
Next to a double chin. or the
danger Of getting tat, there is
nothing that normal woman
breads so much az a blonde.
Tell a woman that you saw
her husband lunching with a
stunning brunette. and she will
draw herself up and snub you.
Tell her that you saw him lunch
ing with a blonde-and she will
90 up In the air like box OF
fireworks.
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ends, is nothing but a noble and
expressive language, invaluable
as the vehicle of thought, but by
itself nothing. -Ruskin.
Wise men propose and fools dis
pose.--Anacharsis.
1t is better to believe that
man does possess good qualities
than to assert that he does not.
Davis.
He lives who dies to win a
lasting name. -Frummond.
The Washington times., 1926-04-06

Every woman knows that no
matter how much q mans taste
and fancy may run to brunettes
there has always been a blonoe
in his life! No man would con-
slider existence complete unless
he had loved at least one blonde.
The mower behind nearly every
throne has. been a hank OF RED
or yellow hair-also the motive
behind most embeZZlements. bur
gIarfes. shootings and suicides.
brunette may make fools OF
few men-but it takes dizzy
little Titan blonde, like Helen or
TROY. to make a lot Of men make
fools of THEMSELVES.
Tell a man that you want him
TO meet a fascinating brunette,
and he will merely yawp and lift
his eyebrows. Tell him that You
have a cute little blonde in your
office and he will brighten up
and drop around to see you that
same afternoon.
In order to be popular with
men. a brunette must be witty,
enc, DSautIluI VI IhbSL CS|'Hb W.
a blonde doesn't have to be any
thing hut a BLONDE!
A brunette has to struggle her
way into marriage, over a mans
prejudices, suspicious, and senEe
of self preservation. He is never
quite sure that she hasn't got a
dagger in her garter or matri-
monaI designs up her sleeve. But
a blonde lulls all his fears to
sleep and gently marries him be
fore he wakes up. She looks SO
harmless-and helpless.
| have asked a dozen men why
they prefer blondes. and they
have told me az fellows:
Blondes axe AVor0 coQuettiah
The Washington times., 1926-04-06

nEAR MRS. BEECKMAN:
~ Is it proper for guests who
have been invited to an infor-
NAL dinner at ones home. to
leave a Tip" for the hostess
maid or maids?
2. Does it make any difference
whether or not the maids have
been employed specially to serve
this dinner? Should the guests
leave a tip for the waitress in
either case? II. q.
1t is not proper for a guest to
tip the maid when the guest is
dining at the home OF a friend.
1t Is proper to tip the maids
when one is staying for visit,
but not when one is only dining
at the house.
1t makes no difference whether
the maids are the regular maids
OF the household or are employed
especially for the occasion. Tip
ping them would seem to in
dictate that the dinner is more
restaurant dinner, dinner given
in a public place, rather than
dinner given in a home.
The Washington times., 1926-04-06
LISTEN WORLD!

than one-hah of
one per ceI1t.
what Is there
honorable about
d Ma M b W no
constantly tattles
on her child to
papa? Mama, OF
q curse caII1Oll-
flages this prac
tice under the
plea that she and
papa are show
ing Loving Co
operation. b u &
Jimmy CauH II
plain snitching.
And my bets are
on Jim.
What's honor
able about . Papa
" no glad-handa
everyone on the
streets and roars
like q wounded
walrus the min
nfe he hits the
The Washington times., 1926-04-06
ONCE-OVERS
ARouT THTs IDEA OF DRESS WELL AND SUCCEED
IF

ABOUT THIS IDEA OF DRESS WE'LL AND SUCCEED
Won feel that it would be extravagant for to dress
&c we'll as il would that OF station and
income should appear and when you the society
of well dressed men you experience uneasness
You feel that they may think you are what you look
unsuccessful.
And SO sense of failure makes you less confident.
This annoying feeling of lack such confusion
when Won come in contact with welgroomed
that YOU fail in service to yourself.
You know that your appearance does not indicate
alert mind.
You are well fixed financially that you afford
to do as YOU please in matters of dress.
So you have about decided that to be success and
impress the world with your efficiency you must not look
shabby-and you right
You feel comfortable sell yourself and what you
represent.
The Washington times., 1926-04-06
ENTERTAINING
| BRIDES
IMrs. CorneIius BeecIknlanl

NEAR MRS. BEEcKMAS:
~ / am planning on enter
tanning, two brides-elect at my
home III a luncheon and would
like to know the proper way to
seat them. A says the hostess
should sit at one end and both
guests Of honor at the other end.
b says both guests should be
seated near the hostess-that Is.
one at her right and one at her
left. Which is correct? e. r.
B Is correct The guests should
be given the two honor seats next
to the hostess. One should be
seated on your right and the
other on your left. And it is 60
ing to be problem to you as to
which is to be given the greater
honor. The seat on your right
is the first seat Of honor, and
really both should be there! But
since this is obviously impossible
YOU will have to decide which you
will give the greater honor
Perhaps one is older than the
other: or more distinguished, or
conceded to be friend of longer
and more intimate standing. To
her, then, would go the seat on
your right.
The Washington times., 1926-04-06

DEAR MRS. BEECKMAN:
~ Who pays for the bridal
dress? SAL.
The bride or her family.
The Washington times., 1926-04-06

than one-hak of
one per cent
The Washington times., 1926-04-06
DR. FRANK CRANES
DAILY EDITORIAL
What Don't KnOlO
A Dr.. FRANK CRANE

= NEVER realized before fell into the crOssWolu =
Just how much did not know ..r,,rsbers;ve
a. Mark Twain SAYS s.my vast and comprenensass
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
WAR MOTHERS OF
COLORADO HOLD
MEETING
(By Dispatch A. p. yNire)

PUEBLO, Colo, June 8.-The third
annual convention Of the Colorado
American War Mothers which is con-
vening at local hotel Monday, Tues
day and Wednesday of this week, is
having one Of the greatest and most
successful gatherings since the meet
ings of the War Mothers have been
made an annual affair. The conven..
tion is one of the largest in record of
attendance and the body has passed a
number Of commendable resolutions
which bear vitally upon important To-
cal and national problems. A large
number of visitors are in the city at
tending the convention Delegations
are here from Denver, Fort Lyon, Colo
rado Springs, Loveland and other Col
orado towns.
The afternoon prgram began at 2
clock. At this time the formal greet
ing to the body was made by Mrs.
Luella S. Manly, president of Pueblo
chapter number 8. j. NJ Jackson,
president of the Pueblo City commits
sioners, also made a short address of
welcome At this session the resolu-
IlOll cOuceIIIIHS IIlef MAJ 1ets7O c1lAA VI
vcrce laws was presented on the floor
and passed.
The evening session began promptly
at 8 o'clock Addresses were made by
E. f. Koperlik, an attorney of Pueblo
Dr. B. K. Hayes of the United States
Veterans hospital at Fort Lyon, and
Miss Florence Dohner, director of Red
Cross at the Veterans hospital at Fort
Lyon.
Koperlik made brief but patriotic
talk on the flag of the United States.
He was followed by Dr. Hayes, who
told concisely of the needs, wants and
conditions of the tubercular ex-sol-
diers at the government hospital Miss
Florence Dohner concluded the main
talks of the evening with an explana-
tion of the work being done in the
government hospitals by the Red
Cross. The meeting closed with the
singing of the national anthem.
Wednesdays program will open al
the hotel at o'clock in the morning
and will close in the afternoon The
main part of Wednesdays program
will. consist of attending to unfinished
business, receiving of reports and the
installation of officers.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
GARLAND'S WIFE
SEEKS DIVORCE
(By Dispatch A. 2. Wire ]

BARNSTABLE, Mass, june 8.-Mrs.
Mary Wrenn Garland, wife of Charles
Garland of April farm, filed suit for
divorce here today. Misconduct was
charged
Garland, who was recently sent to
Jail in Allentown, Pa, as a result Of
difficulties which resulted from the
death born to Bettina Hovey, member
of the farm" had earlier come into
public notice through a similar farm
venture in Carver.
At that time Mrs Garland refused
to continue to live with her husband,
but after the closing of the Carver
farm, they were reunited. Subse-
quently Garland went to Pennsylvania
to establish a colony near Allentown.
Garland a Harvard graduate, and
the son of James A. Garland, mil
lionaire sportsman received $1,000,-
600 inheritance upon his fathers
death. He declined the legacy and
gave it away for the benefit of man
kind" Later he refused a second be-
quest of $SS,OOO from his grand
mother, Anna Louise Garland.
The Garlands have several children.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
Fletcher Wins Nomina-
ton In Florida Race
CONTINUED From Page one)

an active part in civic affairs at Miami
and Miami Beach, where she makes
her home. She has maintained an
interest in national and international
politics and learned much statecraft
from her distinguished father.
For a time, Mrs. Owens was Bryan's
secretary and they were closely as
sociated during some of the common
er's political campaigns.
Monroe county, which is largely
composed of the Florida keys and the
lower peninsula mainland, loomed to-
night as the deciding locality in the
race between Mrs owens and Sears.
Indications on the face of incomplete
returns from four out of five pre-
cincts were that Congressman Sears
would receive a majority of approXi-
mately 1900. Another nip and tuck
race is under way in the third con-
gressional district between Congress
man ]. H. Smithwick, Pensacola, and
Thomas A. Yon, Tallahassee.
yThirty-nne scattered precincts re g
istered a vote of 1891 for Yon ana
1888 for SmithWick
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
SEATTLE''S new
WOMAN MAYOR
MAKES CHANGES

SEATTLE, June S.This, the second
day of the regime of Seattle's new
mayor, Mrs. Bertha X. Landes, was
marked by further reorganization of
the police department. Mrs. Landes
yesterday appointed Capt. w. P. Scar
ing as chief of police to succeed VIM.
severins. In addition to the police
department shake-up Lieut.. J.. L. AL
len, head of the police dry squad,
conducted a series of raids on alleged
bootlegging establishments, in con-
junction with the federal authorities.
Allen said he had assured Roy c..
Lyle, federal prohibition administra-
tor for the Pacific northwest, that
the' special detail is willing and
Ianxious to work with his men in
the enforcement of prohibition laws =
DR.. Edwin J. Brown, retiring mayor,
yesterday told the city council that
proposal to use policemen as federal
prohibition agents was the most
dangerous departure since William
the Conqueror."
In changing his police officers
around, Chief Soaring announced he
had written United States District
Attorney Revelle for information re-
garding evidence against Capt. f. J..
Hedges and Lieut.. George H. Cont
stock, both under indictment in a
200 defendant group of far-flung
liquor cases, both under suspension
from the police department.
Chief Soaring changed every man
on the pirate squad" This is a
group of policemen that books pris-
oners. For a year complaints that
money and other valuables were not
recovered by prisoners after they had
been booked at police headquarters
have been frequent in local news
papers.
Mayor Landes called a law en-
forcement conference for tomorrow.
She explained the conference is to ef-
feet harmony of municipal forces
with those of the state and nation.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
N. M. WOOL GROWERS
APPROVE CAPPER BILL
(By Dispatch A. P, wire)

ALBUQUERQUE, N. NJ. June -S.-The
executive board of the New Mexico
Wool Growers association, in session
here today, re-affirmed it's support OF
the Capper fabric bill and sent a tele-
gram to Senator'S Jones and Bratton
of New Mexico, asking them to vote
for the measure. A committee was
named to confer with the state tax
commission in regard to taxation. EX-
listing credit facilities are adequate, it
was decided, and action was postponed
on the creation of a state livestock
loan association.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
MEXICAN LABOR WANTS
TO 1 LAW ENFORCED

NOGALES, June S.--Request that the
central government apply the laws
calling for so per cent of Mexican la
bor on industrial payrolls is being
made by organizers throughout the
country, said dispatch the the Herald
from Mexico City today. A petition
filed with Secretary of Labor Morones
asks for full application of the law and
particularly as the measure applies to
foreign companies, giving Mexican Ia
Dor a 4-to-1 majority in all Industries.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
PRISON GUARD HELD
-FOUR MURDER OF CONVICT

HOUSTON, Tex, June 8.-The Har-
ris county grand jury today indicted
w. T. Hill, guard at the city prison
farm, charging him with the murder
of Willy ziegler, prisoner who was
found dead in a shack last week.
Hill is alleged to have beaten Zeigler
to death with a whip when the
prisoner did not work to suit the
guard. Hill is held in jail in de-
fault of $4,000 bond
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
B1sBEE SWIMMER MAY
ACCEPT DOUGLAS DEF
CBy Dispatch A. p. Wire)

BIsBEE, June S.--Bisbee swimming
enthusiasts announced today through
Robert Fergus, president OF a local
swimming club that challenge re-
ceived from H. G.. Parsons of Douglas,
proposing an inter-city acquatic con-
test between Douglas and Bisbee
swimmers Will be voted on at a forth
coming meeting of the club. Parsons
proposal seems to meet with popular
approval of swimmers here.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
wREsTLERs DRAW.

SAN FRANCISCO, June S.-Richar1
Schikat of Germany, and Jack Taylor
of wyoming, wrestled one hour to a
draw in a match here tonight. Ivan
Poddubny, Russia, won over at O'Don
nell of ireland in 16 minutes and %
seconds with a wrist lock.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
TWO HURT AS PLANE FALLS.

SAN ANTONIO Texas, June s.
Cadet Edward L. McMillen and Elmer
r. billiard, a private, OF Kelly field,
were probably fatally injured Wher
their airplane crashed near here to-
day Cadet McMillen was plotting the
plane and Hilliard was a passenger.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09

NEW YORK.-Managem of tho
play, Beyond Evil, had a court order
Tuesday night to keep anyone from
interfering with it's stage presenta-
tion-yet it was not presented. John
Cort, owner of the theatre where it
was I'd be staged, locked his play
house and could not be found. The
play was greeted. with boos and Kisses
on it's first showing Monday night.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
Political Announcements
STATE SENATOR

/ hereby announce my candidacy for
re- election to the office of State Sen
ator from Cochise County, subject to
the action of the Democratic Party at
the coming primaries.
JOHN b. WYLIE,
Douglas, Ariz., May 25, 1926.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
COUNTY ,CF ERvIsoR.

Douglas, Arlz, Warch II, I9zb.
I hereby announce my candidacy for
Supervisor from the Douglas District,
No. 2, Cochise County, subject to the
Democratic Party at the primaries.
Respectfully submitted,
ARTHUR c. KARGER.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
EoR CoUNTY ATToRNEY

I hereby announce my candidacy for
the office of County Attorney of Co
chise county, subject to the action of
the Democratic primaries to be held
September L 1926. The support of
every voter in the county is earnestly
solicited JAS. T. GENTRY.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
S1,ATE REPRESENTATIVE.

hereby announce my candidacy for
re- election to the Legislature, as Rep
resentative from the fifth legislative
district in Douglas, subject to the ac-
tion of the Democratic party at the
coming primary election.
HARRY e. PICKETT.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
sTATN REPRF1sENTATTVE.

I hereby announce my candidacy for
reelection to the Legislature, as, Rep
resentative from the fourth Legislative
district in Douglas, subject to the ac-.
ton of the Democratic party at the
coming primary election.
w, e. JONES.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
COUNTY RECORnER

| H. l.. Hutchinson announces for re-
election to the office of County Re-
corder, subject TO Democratic Primar-
! les, on the platform of EFFICIENCY
AND ECONOMY IN OFFICE.
II. L. HUTCHINSON.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
CLERK or SUPERIOR COURT.

I hereby announce my candidacy for
Clerk of the Superior Court subject to
the will of the voters at the Demo-
cratic Primaries to be held September
> T r. JAMES
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09

AURORA, l!l.-The age-old adage
that youth must be served" means
nothing to Tom Cheek, 100-year- old
horseman of West Virginia, with
whiskers, cane and Hopping black
hat he Tuesday saw his 10year-old
gelding Fed romp to victory for the
second time within a week az Exposi-
tion park.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
COUNTY SUPERVISOR.

Douglas, Arizona,
hereby announce my candidacy for
from the Douglas District
No. 2, Cochise County, subject to tAe
Respectfully submitted.
"a JERRY E. MURPHY. +,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
FOR SHERIFF.

/ Charles E. Cross of Douglas an.
nounces that he is a candidate for
sheriff of Cochise County, subject TO
the Democratic Primaries and hereby
solicits the support of all the voters
of the county.
CHARLES e. CROSS.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
JUDGE OF SUPERIOR COURT.

ALBEItT NJ, SA NJ IES annOunCeS MS
candidacy for reelection to the office
of Judge of the Superior Court of Co
chise County, subject to the September
Republican primaries.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
FOR SHERIFF,

hereby announce my candidacy
for Sheriff of Cochise County subject
to the will of the voters at the Demo-
cratic primaries to be held September
Z. Your support will be appreciated.
j. F. MDONALD.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-09
CouNrY sUPERVIsOR.

I hereby announce my candidacy
for Supervisor from Douglas District
No. 2, subject to the will of the vot-
ers at the Democratic primaries
PLEASANT WIMBERLEY.