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BY DR.. HUGH 8. CUMMING
Surgeon General, U. 8. Pablic Health
Service

surgeon OeueIobs VI y. FuDI1c Health
ricketts, Is a constitutional dis.
case Of childhood characterized prin-
cipally by s0ftened condition of the
bones and by other evidences of de.
iective nutrition. The name
word. meaning to twist, and refers to
the deformities which naturally fol-
low the softening of the bone.
Prevention is more important than
cure, because even after recovery
from the disease the child is often af-
flicted with deforhities which should
never have been allowed to develop.
In order to prevent disease you
must know. its cause, and the cause
Of ricketts, is q combination of defec-
tive tive diet and unhyeienic surround
with plenty Of sunshine, fresh air,
and cleanliness and >yop need not
kickets occurs IA ar me d, frequently Il
no better, food for r' : ksby than nan the Is
milk Of a healthy. mother, and none
provided it is not prolonged beyond
lime II they are to become hard and
firm. ~
II the mother is in poor health or
there is some insurmountable reason
Why the baby cannot be breast fed,
fresh cows milk sould be the
principal article Of diet for the first
year, accompanied by witamine con-
tanning substances like orange Juice.
And always there, should be an album
dance Of sunshine. ). g..af.;..F
Diet, and .Ssrsnun dinks .
= II the baby has not had the, proper
diet and sunny surroundings, the
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Dream of the Future

Ask any visitor from Europe what his outstand-
ing impression Of American life is, and the chances
are he will reply that we all seem to be in such q
tremendous hurry.
Foreigners have been saying this OF for man?
years, and lately we've been beginning to realize It
ourselves.
Now, in itself, 1t isn't a criticism. When you have
lot to do you have to hurry to get 1t all done.
Mexico is fine example Of a country that refuses
to move faster than walk.
And yet-wouldn't it be fine thing ii some day
could sit down and try to figure out just ex-
acty what 1t is that we're in such a hurry about:
Underneath 1t all, OF course, lies the fact that we
a nation OF idealists. Sometimes don't act
much like It. and probably we don't suspect 1t most
Of the time. But it's true.
For what other reason did we spread out from the
Atlantic scaboard to the Pacific cost in less than
100 years leveling mountains, bottng out forests
und blocking streams in passage? Why does
every city. from the smallest to the largest, fight
increasingly to add population, industries and fine
buildings to its record? Why have always so
bitterly resented any insinuation that America is
not the best place to live in all the earth?
Well, perhaps all of that was partly due to a
desire to make more money But only partly. Ours
is material civilization, but anyone who attempts
to explain its rise solely by material means is blind.
For we Americans have a common dream the
great dream ever given to people anywhere 1t
was born on the heights of Bunker Hill and in the
cold huts OF Valley Forge, nurtured in the covered
wagons that swept across the western pains care
fnllv tended in the log cabins of the wilderness
ana brought to flower in the clamor Of our mills
and the roar OF our railways.
What is II, this dream that leads us on?
Isn't it, at bottom. the dream OF what America
shall be some day: the dream Of land where there
Is enough for all, where no man grinds his soul
out in bitter TOLL where justice and truth and free
dom are the common privileges of all and poverty
is unknown?
To be sure, We haven't attained II yet And some.
times 1t seems long way of.
But will come. There can be no doubt of it, It
has animated all our patriots. 1t is what our flag
means when we see it iuttering against the sun
light; what our batteships mean as they steam
out through the Golden Gate; what the bueles sing
on the heights at Arlington; what the wind whis-
rers as 1t drifts the Indian summer haze mast Lin
coins tomb at Springfield
And that's why wore in hurry Just SO that We
never lose sight OF goal let no one criticize our
speed
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f4ss. sgS & u. IA
plain yellow taxis", suffiiced, but
it has become the mode to give the
impression Of Influence. The sober
yellow taxi seems as declasse as the
old hotel bus that used to meet the
trains in Port Huron, Mich, when |
was child.
Brilliant reds, sea blues with sill
yer trimmings, nile greens with
touches of color. colonial tones and
pearl grays-they form sort Of
chameleon parade about the city.
A taxi driver tells me that the very
flossy looking cabs, are invariably EN-.
ployed by $35 clerks trying to make
a showing and by visitors who are
impressed by this gesture, OF luxury.
The color Of the cab makes little
difference in the price, however, and
some of the most futuristic Of the lot
can be hired on the tl6-cent-for-the-
first basis.
GILBERT SWAN.
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ADVENTURES MI i E
AMe.TWINS

]. Inch o. Pie said "Whoa" to his
geese, who settled down with q great
Tapping on barn roof at the fairy's
command.
Then Nancy and Nick jumped off
and stamped. their feet and shook
their fingers to warm them-because
the weather was pretty cold, and rid
ing through the air isn't just like
sitting beside the fire at home.
whats the matter, Inch o. Pie ?"
asked Nick. ~What did you stop
for?"
aTo read the Fairy Queens last
letter" said that person. taking a
handful Of notes out Of his tiny
pocket. ever since Christmas she
has been whiting to me or telephon-
Ing to me about the way Tweekanose
Is acting. 1t must be pretty bad"
Then he began to count up on his
fingers. "First, he and his friends
changed all the squeaks in the Christ
mas toys: second. they stole the
candy-canes, and you know what a
merry chase we had to get them
again. Next he put salt on the sled
track and melted it while the chill
dren were in at lunch. And was that
al! No, sir. and no, mA'am! It was
not! He cracked the ice on the skat-
Ing pond and ruined . whole days
fun for the boys and girls. Next he
played tricks on people in the candy
store until he got his pockets stuffed
full for nothing. Now then what do
you suppose he did yesterday? This
letter received from the Fairy
Queen last night tella all about it.
And something will certainly have
to- be done"
"What did he dot" asked Nancy.
"Why he punched holes in the bot
tom OF. Mrs. Greenway's milk pals,
when she was, carrying the milk from
the barn to the dairy, and the milk
drop left. Besides, Mrs. Creenway
ont Of her sugar.barrel. She found
sugar scattered oil over the floor
and even, down the path"
II, wish We could catch. him and
shut him up in Goblin Land where
he beiongs," said Nick solemnly.
Il wish We could" said Nancy.
THE Fairy Queen won't send US or.
sny more errsnds II we don't find
HIM soon, and put an end to his
Abut l don't know where to look
1orshim," said Inch o. Pie. "He might
be- 1T the North Pole for all know.
OR The South Pole or Africa. or in
Greenland or off at the end -of the
earth. Hey theyu1 You two geese!
What's the matter? What makes YOU
junsp around sol Can't you stand
stiljf Well going II = minute or
tNo: IT, getting too windy to stay
Ale Cans sid Was, "Hissssl" And
esl Ole. The other goose. said was:
E"Bissss!" ~ least that was what ii
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care greatly when death came. For he knew mat
death isn't OF very great moment
Most OF can't look at K this way. Lie IL a
precious thing tn MS, and death Is something 10 be
dreaded, to fee to the last limit Of strength
Ih't down In the hottom Of our hearts we all have
sneaking admiration for these chaps who don't
care. That's why Lincoln Beaohey was popular
that's why Gerald Chapman has aroused 80 much
surrepthous sympathy s IA b
What happens to them after DEATH these restless
wanderers? Perhaps the limtlcss reaches OF empty
space beyond the stars provide for adventures
beyond the scope OF anything earth affords: maybe
there footloose meteors to put in place, whIrl
winds of the outer darkness that need to he tanned
wild rides in the land of eternal silence to attempt
There must he. They'll never be happy in tha
heaven the rest of us hope to go to.
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New York, Jan. 5.-Jazz is build
ing many mansion and fattcning
many a bank account.
Leo Feist lives in palace at Mt.
Vernon, N. Y; Irwin Berlin could
have a huge hotel for residence did
he wish--and so it goes.
But don't think for moment that
the old songs have lost their hold.
The other day Alma Gluck, giori-
ous-voiced matr0n, sold her New
York home for 100000. She bought
the house with the profits OF one
song and that song was Garry Me
Back to o. Virginny." More than a
million photograph records brought
her the fat royalty.
And while Alma Gluck trades in
real estate, Efram Zimbalist, her
artist-husband, collectst Stradiyarius
"fiddles" at $4,000 per Strad. He
says they'll be worth d quarter of a
mi0lian each in 20 years, which will
be very nice nest egg for their
children.
Percy Hammond, the New York
drama critic, tells tale of starting
out in his flivver and being all but
wrecked by one Of the typical Wild
eyed taxis. The taxi-driver, who had
been to blame, stopped long enough
to give the timid critic loud and
long. cussing.
; When the taxi drove away, Ham
mond noticed the sign which, ironi-
cally decorates so many Of the men,
aces to life and limb:
Courtesy! If you have no con.
sideration for me, then please have
consideration for my passenger"
Speaking Of taxis, the New York
vintage has blossomed out in winter
colors that would delight the heart
of the camouflager. Time was when
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sounded like to Inch O. Pie and the
Twins. But what they really said to
one another in goose language was,
"Who is hitting us with pebbles
Someone hit me right in the eye"
Suddenly Nick said, '4Look at that
weather1cock! The wind is coming
from that direction, but the weather.
cock is pointing the other way. Now
he's spinning around and around like
top! What a queer way for q
weather-c0ck! The wind is coming
But just as Nick reached up to
stop the spinning bird, little figure
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Prizes Won for World

All that has," quoth the ancient sage
will he give for his life" =.
MISREPRESENTATION is the first law OF nature
agrees the modern philosopher, putting the old
thought into new Dress
Wei, probably it's very true, far as most OF us
are concerned. But there exists on this earth and
always has existed, breed of men who seem tn
value IKE little bit less than they value anything
else they may have
They don't always make good citizens. Ere
qneatly they are abominable husbands and faith.
err. They seldom gain bank accounts and comfort
ante homes-indeed, they wouldn't know what to
90 with them il they did, Once in great while
tAey end up on the gallows. More often they find
lonely graves in millionaire tract Of Arctic desc
iStton or they leave their bones as guide posts in
the desert sands or tropical jungles
Iney provide MS with our explorers. They take
our airplanes through the skies Thev find the
golden mountains and sunsettinted valleys that the
rest OF us get rich They are ever in the front
rank OF the army OF pioneers.
VERY likely they themselves hardly know VIM
Looking for the unattainable frontier is task one
y driven to by some incomprehensible inward emo
ton. It's nothing you can set down in words.
Why does Amundsen keep wandering into tbe
northland! Why did Lowell Smith tackle his
round the-world flight with such care-free ardor.
WY Is Macresdy going to try to ny eight miles
saeG What made Jesse Jane; leave his name for
ln me as symbol Of daredevil lawlessness:
a4ae suspects that these men have some here cot
t1 pOosesston Of the secret that old Magellan and
kJencts Drake and Columbus had; that life is worth
Aing unless 4 p crammed with experience, and
e death, after All. IL the least iunportant az all
e. tafnss tint 10y happen TO man
ssN - some suth fdea that nostsd throush the
ed q tas aasies - sergeant that day at Cha
41n 4Alstu. = stu nachias Sun Are was .srset-
$500 mertse detnchnlsnt ,tAat sonett q cross =
~ $500; the nen wsysfsd before II The too
- tarnsd - them end bsllowSd. q yotcs
eyeu stcvs, ne 4al4daudInG ain:
lOale -, top -; ~ uant To livs forsverr
II ~ ssreea6t. didnt. In net, ne dldnt
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Munsey's Millions to Art
minneapolis Journal)


The bulk Of Frank A. Munsey's forty million dol.
lar estate goes to the Metropolitan Museum OF Art
In New York. BY this tequest, Mr. Afunsey, VINO
left no family to be cared for out OF his wealth and
good example for other4citizens, Of great means.
1t might have been better to leave little less to
art and something TO- disqualification tor thu sick
in various cities. for example. There II limit to
what can be done in collecting great examples OF
art. But Mr. Munseys gtf Hike Ms career Is spec
tacular.
It was in New York that this wise man made his
money. Wishing to give the most 81 his millions
back to that city in the best possible Wy, ne has
enriched one Of the great cultural institutions Of
the metropolis. s. ~
IN this column short while ago. We spoke Of the
community value Of such things a. art museums
and orchestras, and susgsstSd that ample rsrns-
nelt funds tor the pefpetuation Of the Min1eApolis
Art Institute: and the Minneapolis Syn1hony or.
chsstra would soon accumulate, 4 this Citys more
prosperous citSsns would draft their Wills 10 PRO-
vjds Tor moderate sbsqussts to tsse two inst3tal-
lions Frank Il Mu11sy s4w the real value 10 hii
own city - tas Metropolinn. Mussu1n. tbs Art
Jnstit1te beArs the 1870 rsia4ipa No Mia1ep6ais
that ~ Metropolitan dossto New York. -.
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A THOUGHT

And. the eseeonsl IL like, namely
this. Thou shalt love thy heighbor
a. myself. There IL none other
commandment greater than these.-
Mark 1881.
Love and you shall be loved All
love is mathematically just, as much
as the two sides Of an algebraic
uation.-Emerson.
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jumped down and disappeared under
the caves Of the barn.
1t was TweekanOse! All the time
they had been talking, there he was
sitting on the tin rooster, not two
feet above their heads, and laughing
like everything at every word they
said.
Ito Re COntinued)
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An Eccentric Genius

Mr. Zero, the eccentric genius who gets into the
headlines every SO often by dint OF his labors for
the unemployed, Is lin again. This time he leads
a protest against New York missions that don't let
their free dodgers sleep later than s g. "a
It's easy to call Mr.. Zero an eccentric person and
let it 90 at that But just remember that during the
last four or five years he has kept many hundreds
Of men from going hungry and from sleeping in
the streets He has helped scores who were ready
for suicide to new start in life. Perhaps he has
at times acted unwisely: but, ON the WHOLE he has
done some mighty useful things
Think it over little before you dismiss him as
crank
plumbers pipe dream is dream OF broken
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Going to have a higher tariff on
lipsticks. But their cost isn't what
makes kissing so expensive.

Going to have q higher tariff on
lipsticks. But their cost isn't what
makes kissing so expensive.
Florida seems to want everything
in the world. st. Petersburg man
even thought he had Bergdoll.
News from the Riffs. Soldiers
eating butter year old. That's
enough to make anybody want to
fight.
News has been received by friends
of Laurel (Miss.) man that he went
hunting without knowing how to
handle a loaded gun.
An Oxford student studied so
hard he went crazy. If you have a
boy in college don't let him see this.
About all Christmas means to
some people is reminder that they
should have saved some money for it.
Had dinner in Los Angeles. Cost
$50 q plate. Bet their mouths were
open so wide they couldn't chew.
Girls read so many dress hints,
then just hint at dressing.
Summer is better than winter. In
winter the water is so cold very few
poets drown themselves.
Woman in St. Louis stole. to get
her husband out Of Jail. If he
doesn't want her, we do.
If an automobile just has to hit
something it shouldn't hit another
auto. It could do q little good by
hitting motorcycle.
Women can't cuss simply because
!! very few of them listen to their hus-
bands long enough to learn how.
Following a dads footsteps would
be all right if young fellow could
afford to lose so much sleep.
Wonder If these women wearing
fur coats ever wonder what the poor
animals are wearing?
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Following dads footsteps would
be all right if a young fellow could
afford to lose SO much sleep.
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Women can't cuss simply because
very few of them listen to their hus-
bands long enough to learn how.
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Wonder If these women wearing
fur coats ever wonder what the poor
animals are wearing?
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If an automobile just has to hit
something it shouldn't hit another
auto. It could do little, good by
hitting motorcycle.
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A plumbers pipe dream is a dream OF a broken
pipe
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Woman in St. Louis stole. to get
her husband out Of Jail. II he
doesn't want her, we do.
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tinued.
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Summer is better than winter. In
winter the water is so cold very few
poets drown themselves.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-10-26
MRS. TODD HOSTESS
TWICE TOLD TALES
SECTION MEMBERS

In the pleasant ho,@c o. AIRS. FL
mer \. Todd Yesterday afternoon.
members of the Twice Told Tales
section of the Woman s Ten Thou,
sand club listened to a story of more
than ordinary spiritual depth told
by Mrs. W. W. Apple. The tale of
Anthony John and his search for
God was poetically told by the
raconteuse with faithful adherence
to the spirit of the author. the Eng
lish humorist-dramatist- philosopher,
Jerome X. Jerome.
Preceding the story and in keeping
with the feeling Of the tale was Il
song, THE Gift sung teAdcrlv by
Mrs Lettip Earlev-Ean Hoeson, ac
companied by Miss Estelle .\eedham.
New members of the section,
whose names Were accepted at the
business session were Mrs. +. Q. Car
ter and Mrs W. {. Costello.
The serving of cakes ard ices by
the hostesses assisted by the Misses
Ncedham and Kay brought the
pleasant afternoon to close.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-10-26
FREE EMPLOYMENT
BUREAU PLANNED
BY WOMAN'S CLUB
itAlliiiIlliiili

Plans for the establishment of a
1ree employment burcau under the
direction of the community service
committee of the v Numan s Ten
Thousand club. were fol mulated at
q meeting Of the committee, held
last night at the home uf Mrs. Paul
r.. Cogley. al Olive street.
Mrs. a. b. Han son, chairman of
the committee. presided.
Last year the committee operat-
CD Similar burC2u with consider
able success, but ii IS hoped to
make IL even mo1e successful this
year.
The bureau viii have offices this
year in the Nret land Studio, 622
Main street, the committee having
decided that the chamber of com
merce, which was used last wear,
would not operate as efficiently
this year, being located on side
street
In order that the bureau NAV
function as efficiently as possible.
the committee urges that those de.
siring to obtain help, and those seek
ing positions. list their names with
those in charge
Under the plans worked out last