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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
j S. OF EUROPE
IS NO LONGER
MERELY DREAM
Nations Join Hands to Copy
Americas Pros
perity.

BIZ United Press
BERLIN, Sept. 22.-Signs are null
tiplying that the idea of a United
States of Europe is about to become
a real issue. 1t is not much talked
about. But great deal is being
done toward making it possible.
Not so long ago, the United States
of Europe, pan. Europe" existed
only in the imagination of idealists.
Sentimental pacifists and pacif1stic
sentimentalists discussed the prob
lem at great length in their conven-
tons and conventicles. That, how
ever, was as far as the idea de-
veloped. It had as much chance OF
success as q cat trying to fly.
Some Development
But things have changed. Today,
a unified Europe has ceased to be a
mere dream. It has developed into
something more tangible than just
an idea of abstract thinkers.
Stripped Of its sentimentalism, 1t has
become a real thing.
European industrialists have taken
up the issue, though not under "A
high slogan such as For the Unite
States of Europe" A unified Europe
will not only be the by-product at
the efforts of captains Of industry.
It is not their immediate object.
They are out to unity European in
dustry ;out to build trusts that ex-
pand across the present political
boundaries in Europe.
In Earnest
Recent events have proved that
they are in earnest. The formation
OF the iron cartell'' between the
respective industries of Germany,
France, Belgium and Luxembourg is
the harbinger Of the large-scale con-
centration of European industry. AT
present the iron pool provides chiefly
for the apportioning of markets. 1t
does not envisage actual cooperation
in production. But it marks be-
ginning. Events Of the last six
months indicate that in production,
too, a closer collaboration of the in
dustries of the various European
countries is in the offing. Negoti-
atoms aiming at intimate co-ordina-
ton in production had been conduct
ed between the chemical industries
of Germany and France. They were
suspended. The statement announc-
ing the failure emphasized that the
breakdown was temporary, and due
to the fact that the far-reaching
aims Of the negotiations could not
be attained "just now"
But even cooperation as provided
by the iron pact it is tending to-
ward the creation of a unified Eu-
rope. 1t must needs lead to an abo-
ition of inter-European customs bar
riers In Europe, tariffs are OBJ
stacles. While they exist trusts ex-
panding across frontiers cannot prosA
per. u
The iron pact is the first percep-
tible expression of an ever growing
tendency of national industries to
form international combines. Chemi-
cal and other industries are sure to
follow suit and tariff and similar
barriers are bound to crumble in the
long run.
Thus the idea of a Omitted States
of Europe" has been drifting from
the realms Of dreamers into that of
schemers.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
Action and Reaction,

Reaction is equal to action. said
great savant. and it is, whether
in physics or psychology.
When you see a fad you can look
for an opponent extreme to follow
Take this freckle contest IN Tu.
lare. Cal, and what is it but a re
volt against the she boy craze. The
contest is a feature of the county
fair. Any boy under Is with a
freckle can enter. spec" O'Donnell,
the youthful film star, will award
the prizes.
Silly, of course, but so it's the male
powder puff and the jelly-beans built
up compilations that caused some.
body to think of il.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
Indianapolis First

We all have a pride in Indi-
annapolis and a loyalty to Indi-
annapolis and its aims and ambi-
tons. Heretofore this pride and
loyalty has had little chance for
collective expression, so that
the launching of the Indian
apolis First" movement is well
come to all true lovers of Indi-
annapolis. 1t gives an oppor-
tunity to rally to the cause Of
a better city. The new Cham
Der of Commerce is a sound
foundation on which to rally.
There is much that we all want
indianapolis to achieve, and
now we have a practical oppor-
tunity to help Indianapolis ac-
complsh her high aims. All
success to the Indianapolis
First" spirit.
G. p. TORRENCE,
Gen. Mgr. Link Belt Co.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
Destructive Philosophy

Thieves die poor" say a great
detective. OF course they do, and
there isn't any mystery about it
either.
Thieves merely fall a prey to their
own destructive philosophy.
Who would feel any conjunction
in stealing from thief? That is
che way they feel toward each other,
and that is the way their fences
and hangerson feel toward each and
every one Of them.
Thievery and prosperity won't
mix, as is wildly proved by the end
Of the average thief.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
Letting Old Santa Claus Walk Right
Into Town With Brand New Brunswick
By Walter ID. Hickman

There is a brand new revue on
Broadway, the second edition of "a
Night in Paris" which proves that
there is a Santa Claus.
So 1 decided to believe in the old
gentleman in September. I know
that is pretty big piece of mental
construction, but 1 decided to give it
a test.
Rather thought that he might use
an airplane or something besides a
sleigh in September. Anyway, he
landed at my fiat with a brand new
Brunswick photograph. The model
is called 1.-The Cortez."
For several years 1 have been u.s.
ing an old-fashioned model of an
other make to tell you about the
new records. So even a "critic" of
records must, keep pace with i'm
provements in the photograph.
So you see it was absolutely neces-
sary for me to call upon Mister
Santa Claus in the middle of Sep
TENDER because L was not getting
out of the records all they had in
them.
Have told you before that 1 have
tried to make the photograph a liv-
ing personality in my home. To me
my new Brunswick is a musical
guest. He might leave you know
but at present he is with me. CHATS
intended to be a joke.)
This new Brunswick musical in
strument they are asking the world
to find a name for it is a magnifi-
cent creature. 1t seems to get into
the very soul" of the record. Am
sure that this machine will find for
me more hidden delights in the rec
ords than any other which 1 have
come in contact.
My story that 1 am telling you
about my new photograph is told
to you because feel that during
the fall and winter months 1 will
be better qualified to tell you about
recorded music.
This machine is a wizard in find
ing new musical beauties in rec
ords. OF course the new light ray"
electrically recorded record process
has lot to do with this but I have
tried the old-fashioned recorded rec
ord on this new Brunswick and the
result has been startling.
When a new and wonderful thing
comes in my life, you know that 1
tell you about II. Here is a some
thing which brings musical beauty
into the home. 1t revitalizes great
orchestral music: it permits the
artist to walk into your very home
and above all it marks a great step
forward in the Improvement of the
photograph. 1t gives more dignity
and technical beauty to recorded mu-
sic than ever before.
My remarks today are not done
in the spirit of boosting any one
product. but l am handling this new
Brunswick machine just as 1 would
do when telling you about new
show.
And this instrument not only gives
me personal pleasure but will per-
NIT me to tell you much better about
the new records.
Many records for review have been
received while / was on my vaca-
ton. viii tell you about many of
them next week.
T. T. T.
Indianapolis theaters today offer;
THE Test" at the Palace; Caranas
and Barker. at the Lyric; "Mantrap,"
at the Ohio; "Bandbox Revue" at
the Broadway; Poker Faces" at the
Colonial; complete new show at the
Uptown; Into Her Kingdom" at
the Circle; Variety" at the Apollo,
and "Out Of the West" at the Isis.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
Just a Divorce Case

Eitel. second son of the former
Kaiser, is suing his wife for divorce
on the ground that her interest in
the movies humiliates him. She has
filed a counter-bill, charging him
with degeneracy. A commonplace
scandal, to be sure, and of no signi-
ficance, except that 1t furnishes one
more proof of what a great victory
the German people won when they
got rid of the Hohenzollerns.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22

Electric Skates

! The city of Budapest is preparing
to heat itself by use Of boiling
springs that underlie it, while Italy
is engaged in great campaign to
generate power by use of volcanoes.
Science grows more practical and
ambitious every day. Hugo Germs
back, editor of Radio News. predicts
that inventions Of the next fifty
years will eclipse those Of the last
fifty.
He looks for cold light, the deliv.
cry of heat. and power by radio, cleo
trically driven roller skates, airplane
landings-on top of skyscrapers, con-
troll Of the weather for cities at least.
farming under glass and many other
startling innovations.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22

the sunshine. Florida is blest witha winter climate
unexAeed anywhere in the world. When winter
winds chill the North, it it pleasant to be in Florida.
Miami pausing as she digs herself out and re-
stores order declares she will be ready for tourists
in December. We have faith in her ability, to make
good the promise, and it is hope and belief she
will be blest with the greatest troop that basked
on her sunny shores.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
.FooIing Uncle Sam

Earl &. Zirkle of Kansas will not
accept a commission in the United
States Navy after graduating from
Annapolis.
He refused last spring. but after
wards it was thought that he had
changed his mind.
When things came TO a showdown
however, he stuck to his original de
cision.
He says he can't conscientiously
take the oath OF allegiance.
1t is too bad he did not think OF
that before he conscientiously took
an education at Uncle Sans ex
pense.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
for KINGS

King Albert of Belgium was halted
for speeding the other day, but when
the cops found whom they had
caught, they apologized and turned
their backs. A British noble showed
better spirit when the king-James
the Second, 1 think-asked him to
do something that was illegal.
THAT is against the law" he said.
Il am above the law" retorted the
king.
Your majesty may be, but am
not" said the noble.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
EXPECT LARGER SHOW
Predict Record Entries in Dog Elk.
I. hibit, Nov. Z.

The fall show of the Indianapolis
Boston Terrier Club at Tomlinson
Hall. Nov. Z. will break all past rec
ords for entries, according to an
nouncement Of show officials at a
club dinner Monday at the Denison.
The show last year was the larg-
est in the Middle West, it was said.
This year larger increase Of en-
tries is expected.
Joseph Deitscher, Buffalo, N. T.,
is to be the Judge and Charles Sic
bold. Indianapolis. superintendent.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
Market Limits

High wages are the secret of
Americas industrial success, says a
report of British labor leaders who
toured this country last spring.
We have known that for a long
time. but the idea can't seem to take
root in Europe.
1t is consumption that makes in.
dustry go-what people eat. drink,
wear and use-and it is what people
can afford, not what they need, that
determines consumption.
Industry limits the market by
holding wages down.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
TO FETE WORLD PEACE
Japanese Exposition to Observe An
niversary of Wars End.
BIZ United Press

BD Untteu Pf6SS
OSAKA, Japan, Sept 22-Plans
are being drawn up for the celebra-
ton of the tenth anniversary Of the
restoration Of world peace through
an exposition here to which the
world will be invited.
The promoters, including &he may
or, the Governor and the president
of the Chamber of Commerce esti-
mate that the exposition will cost
S13 100000 gold, toward which the
national government will be asked
to appropriate $4,000, 900, the city of
Osaka underwriting the rest.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
KNOW YOUR STATE

INDIANA, few years ago Inc center of the
natural gas discovery and industrial develop
ment incident thereto, is taking steps officially
through a State government agency, to preserve
this valuable asset Experiments with shale de-
posits in certain sections of the State, give
promise Of developments of vast significance IN
the economic production Of fuel oils and gases.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
CHALLENGE BY SWIMMER

BIZ United Press
NEW YORK, Sept. 22.-Mrs. Char
lotte Schoemmell mother Of tive
children, who swan around Man
haitian on Sunday, has challenged
any swimmer to race with her fol
any distance between twenty-five ant
100 miles.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22

How far is the Amazon River in
South America navigable?
Ocean steamers can ascend 1900
miles, to Iquitos. and smaller boats
can go 4S6 miles beyond but at the
entrance to the gorges navigation
practically ceases on account Of the
rapids.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
Questions and
Answers

You. can get an answer to any ques-
ton of fact or information by writing
Bureau 1922 New York Ave. Washing
ton. d. c.. inclosing 2 cents in stamps
for reply. Medical. legal and marta
advice cannot be given nor can extended
research be undertaken. All other
questions will receive a personal reply.
Unsigned requests cannot be answered.
All letters are confidential.=Editor.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22

What IS the value OF copy OF the
Ulster County Gazette describing
the funeral of George Washington.
There are practically no copies ex-
tant Of the original issue of the W.
ster County Gazette describing
Washington funeral, but some
years after the event there was re-
print made, of which a great many
copies are in existence. They arc of
little value. The only way to tell
the difference between the original
and a copy is by the qaality of the
paper and that can only be deter
mined by experts.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22

WHAT IS FIHuu9
Properly one of the native races in
India descended from the Aryan
conquerors. Their purest representa-
tives belong to the two great his.
toric castles OF Brahmans and Raj
puts.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22

Where was Theodore Roosevelt
born?
% f. Twentieth St., New York
City.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22

Which country i'm Europe changed
the name of its capital last year?
BY an act of the Norwegian par
lament the name of Christiania, was
changed to Oslo. the ancient name
Of the capital, effective Jan. /, 1925.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22
What is a Hindu?

How old is Jack Pickford?
He was born Aug. IS, 1896.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-22

Indianapolis theaters today offer:
THE Test" at the Palace; Caranas
and Barker. at the Lyric; "Mantrap,"
at the Ohio; "Bandbox Revue" at
the Broadway; Poker Faces" at the
Colonial; complete new show at the
Uptown: Into Her Kingdom" at
the Circle; Variety" at the Apollo,
and "Out Of the West" at the Isis.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18

EXPERIENCED MEN FOR
MILK ROUTES; MUST BE
ABLE TO o PERAT E
TRUCK. IA PPL Y AT
WALKER-HILL DAIRY, $50
9TH ST. Sc. ASK FOR Mr..
CLEPATCH. l8*
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LANSBURGH & BRO.

LANSBURGH & BRO.
has a permanent, attractive
position open for thoroughly
experienced saieswoman for the
infants department, preferably
one between rs and IS years of
age. Apply at the employment
Office, 4th floor.
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INSTRUCTION COURSES.

AUTO DRIvTNG LESSONS BY. Old, ExPE-
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tASSORTERS Experienced !;
good salary. Palace Laundry,
E72o 9th NV.
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HIGH SCHOOL BOYS
between the ages Of 16 and IS
for interesting, instructive and
profitable work on salary and
commission. Bring written per-
sonal references to Mr.. De
Zerega, Servel appliance dept,
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I HELP--FEsfALE como.

SELL CHRISTMAS CARDS
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must be thoroughly experienced
for gentleman and his wife, only
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WANTED--AGENTs.

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SPEECH DEFECTS
corrected. Latest methods. Special attention
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PICTURE OPERATOR.
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307 9th Ct NV. ONCE house. TO D pm.
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PERSONAL.

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