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Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
E CENTRO
WILL HAVE
GALA TIME
All Arrangements Com
pleted for Biggest At
fair Ever Held Here.
SPLENDID PROGRAM
Presence Of Two Cover
nOrs Directs Attention
From All Parts of State

Final plans for thc big Armisticc
day celebration lave been completed
by the committee Of Bovcc Atcn
Post, according 10 H. O. bridges.
chairman. and all iGdicationS point
to the affair being the biggest thing
in Imperial Valley. Just as the com
lhittee predicted il would be-.
The first item of interest on the
program tomorrow i the arrival Of :
Govcmor-cIcct e. {. Young, who
viii reach here on tle morning train
from Los Angeles dur mt tie South
clm Pacific station at : o clock.
Every citizen ot FL Ccntro. or
from other parts of the valley. who
can do 50. is urged to be at the sta
ton to give California : next gov
crnor = rousing reception when he
lands in FL Centre. The United
States naval training station band
viii be mt the station and will head
an impromptu parade from the sta
tion to the Barbara Worth hotel
where the governor viii make his
headquarters during lbs stay here.
NJ later hour in the morning. an
escort Of American Legion men III
army uniform. will 20 to CalcXico ia
msct Governor Rodrigucz of Low.
err California ut the boundary line,
and escort him t. thi. citv. The
exact hour Of the governors 5 arrival
is not known but it VIII probably be
ahoat 9 O'Clock. He win also he
escorted to the Earbara Worth hotel
where he viii meet Governor Young
In honor Of the day and The pres
curc of the two distinguished visi
tors, citizens are urged ia make
generous display of the national cor
ors. Ecvry house and every piae.
OF business should display the stars
and stripes tomorrow. The flags
in the uniform decorating plan used
in the business section. should be
displayed at fun staff throughout
the day.
Boy scouts viii direct traffic at
various points throughout the city
Citizens are urged to cooperate with
the scouts by chewing signals given
them. The scouts are backed up by
police authority tomorrow and if
NlcH action L. necessary can summon
traffic violators to court. It is
hardly likely that any such steps
will be necessary, and citizens in
general will help the Youngsters to
perform their hard job with cffic-
lcncv and dispatch.
The big parade Will start promptly
mt 10 o clock, according to John T.
Rice who will net rs m.rShHl Or.
ganizations taking part in the pa
Confined or Page 81
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
Man Mistaken
! For Brother Is
Given Surprise

SACRAMENTO, Nov. 10. Al.
though he was mistaken for his
brother, Henry Berry, well known
San Francisco capitalist and former
baseball club owner, Ii. Frank Ber-
ry today declared at the Sutter
Hospital that the mistake was not
without its compcnsations.
The patient, suffering from an IN
iurcd hand in Il gun explosion, has
been bombardcd with flowers, spc-
cial delivery messages and tele-
grams from all parts of the coun-
try, all intended for his brother.
Berry was brought to Sacramento
from MarySvillc by his brother,
Clarence !. Berry. They have de
cidcd that all the messages will be
answered, flowers acknowledged,
and the error explained.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
WHAT'S DOING
TONIGHT

American Legion carnival,
city park.
Chamber of commerce direc-
tors meet.
Mrs. Ralph Frost talks on
China, 10000 club, 8 p. m.
Ell Centre golf club dinner,
Hotel Barbara Worth, 6;15 pm.
Midweek meetings, churches.
Young peoples club, st.
Mary's hall. ....
Ell Centre chapter, Order of
DoMolay, Masonic hall.
'Ch ating Husbands, -
Brunk's tent theater.
THE Ma gician. and You
Never Know Women, Valley
theater.
Fig Leaves, at Palace
TOMORROW
Rotary club luncheon. Hotel
Barbara Worth.
Armistice uay parade, 10 a. N.
Patriotic services, city park,
IL a. NJ.
Kiddie parade, followed by
band concert, city park, 1880
Indoor baseball, here. high
school girls VS.. Holtville girls
1890 p. III.
Double header football match:
Central Junior college VS..
Brawley high school alumni;
Central VS.. Holtville Hi.
Miss Imperial Valley contest,
city park, p. m. m
American Legion carnival and
dancing, city park, all after
noon.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
CHANGE IS MADE
IN PRESIDENTS
WESTERN TRIP
Leaves Capital to Deliver
Armistice Day Address
at Kansas City.
BY WILLIAM j. McEVOY
United Press Staff Correspondents


ABOARD President COOI.
IDGE'~ SPECIAL TRAIN .EN.
RGtrE TO KANSAS CITY. Soy.
To- An eleventh hon. change m
President CooIidgr', nrosram in
Kansas City. Mo. where lac will Gr.
liver an address touorroW drdirat
ing the Liberty memorial! - World
war veterans. WAS announced today
by his secretary, Everett Sanders.
After thy president makes his ad-
dress and attends Il luncheon in his
honor. he will drive TO Kansas city
Kansas, Sanders said.
Accompanied by Mrs. Coolid-n,
Secretary of War Davis. who is Il
native OF Missouri. Sanders and the
usual military and naval aides. the
president left the capital last night
at IL o clock. Before retiring Shol t
ly after the train pulled out, he ate
Il big banana.
The party is due in Kansas City
early tomorrow morning.
The moving picture and phono.
graph industries have contributed a>
much as they can to help entertain
he party and drive away the monot-
ony of the long trip. Two moving
ON the train, while music Of the hour
comes from the latest product of a
talking machine company.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
DOHENY And FALL
DENY GUILT in
BIG OIL SCANDAL


WAS!li NGTON. Nov. ln.-Albcrt
B.Fall and Ell. L.Dohcny today pleaded
not guilty to charges of conspiracy
to dcfraud the govcrnmert in con
hrctlon with the Elk Hills naval
reserve.
They were formally bound over for
trial by jury in District of of Colum
bla supreme court, starting Novcm
her -.
The charge against them WAS the
first of the oil scandal criminal eases
10 reach the stage of personal ap.
pcmanc" in court five years aftcr
the Sl0o.0o0 ''littlc black bag
episode on which the chalgr is based
and nearly three years aftcy the in
cid"nt was exposed by the Walsh
s"uat" oil committee.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
rRESS WILL PUBLISH
EARLY TOMORROW

IN order to enable its employees
to enjoy a portion of the Armistice
Day celebration tomorrow, the Press
will issue its regular edition at u
c clock noon. Persons having items
which they wish to appear in the
raper are urged to telephone into
TIE Press office as early III the
morning as possible. ..., ..,., ...,, ...
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
CHIEF WITNESS IN
MCPHERSON CASE
REPORTED DYING
Carmel Cottage Owner Is
Not Expected to Sur
vive Serious Attack.

/ CARMEL BY TIE SEA, CAL.
Nov. 10. Howard G. Bcncdict. i'm
portant witness in the Investigation
! of the Mcpherson case. cannot be
expected TO recover from an illness
into which he lapscd three week
Hgo, Dir. c. II. Lowell, his physician
said today.
His family is prepared for his
| death, which may be IA matter ot
| days. His son, Courtney. has r.
turned 10 Northwestern University
after bidding the elder Benedict
goodbye.
Benedict is the owner Of the Car.
mel cottage in which Los Angeles
rr -" .'ltorS "ilc"c the evangelist
and Kenneth G. Ormiston held Il love
,. ..,. ,u"o"lng her disappearance
last Mav at Ocean Park. CAL, aad
during the period in which she
claims to have been in custody Of
kIunapcrs. His death viii be a Sc
rious blow to the states chain of
evidence. it is believed
Ben Cohn. chief investigator Of the
Los Angeles district attorneys Of
flee, remained in Carmel today in
the hope that Benedict might mo
mcntarilv recover from coma and he
questioned.
II was hoped that he would be able
to look at pair of satin slippers,
included in women : apparel taken
from 4 trunk allegedly belonging Ia
Ormiston, and Forwarded To 10, An=
gclcs from New York.
Benedict WAS expected to attempt
to identify the slippers worn n lis
Carmel cottage by Mrs. George
Mcintyre.
The Los Angeles district attorney
claims " Mrs. George Mcintyre wa
Mrs. Mcpherson.
The nature of Be4eeIict'> illness
was not made known.
1t was said to bc a chronic. nil
mrut, from which he wa~ suffering
when he recently testified at 'AIre.
Mcpherson : preliminary hearing a.
Los Angeles.
Los ANGELES. NoN. 10. Ar
rangcmeutS for the trial Of Aimee
Scmplc Mcpherson and her mother,
Mrs Minnie Kennedy, on charges of
criminal conspiracy and perjury
were made today by presiding Judge
Albert Lee stephens, of Los Angelo,
county superior court.
Judge stephens has been assigned
the task of fixing trial dat" aud
selecting a superior court iuri>t to.
preside over the proceedings. Ac-
tiou was expected today
JUDGE Carlos Hardy and Arthur
Kcctch are not being considered for
the trial, having disqualified them
selves, it was said, as "A result Of
previous activities in the McPhcrSpn
ease.
Superior Judge McLucaS has pub
licly declared he does not care to,
hear the case.
Mrs. Mcpherson announced today
she will file answers soon to the
three suits for $l,000,000 slandcr
filed against her by $. s. Hahn, at
torncy, in behalf of three state $
witnesses during the evangelist :
hearing.
Federal officials are investigating
Il threatening letter which Rev.
Fighting Bob Shuler claims to
have received. Shulcr has been
attacking Mrs. Mcpherson in his
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
Young Guest At
L. A. Tonight
ny United Press Leased Wire

i,y United Press Leased Wire
Los ANGELES, NoN. l0,-C. {.
Young, govcrnor-elect, and senator
Samuel Shortrid9c, Will he guests OF
honor at a victory dinner given by
the los Angeles county central com
mttcc at the Alexandria hotel
here tonight.
In addition to Young and Short
ridge, speakers will include Lieut.
GoNeruor-clect BUou Fits, Charles
L. Ncumillcr, chairman state Repub-
lican central committee; Joseph NJ
Schenck, vicc-chairman; Mayor
George Crycr; Representatives John
u. FredcrickS, ". +. Evans, Joe
Grail and Walter +, Liuebcrgcr.
Ralph Arnold, chairman Of the
county central committee, viii be
toaStmaStcr.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
cHOOL TRAGEDY
| AXES BIG TOLL
DF LITTLE LIVES
ltire Town Mourning
Loss of Children Killed
in Tornado
~ United Press Leased Wire

\ PLATA. Md. Nov. 10. Tin,
yes were ordered due today ON
hamlet plain to receive liz
n S school children dead crush.
ictims of Il tornado. The town
on was told to make H. grave,
y, but there was chance more
d be needed to receive addition
Sodics of victims of the twistcr
tore a path through the village
rrdav and blow the two room
ol 10 kindling. Beside the ~
'rcn killed. Il negro couple in one
he four houses the twistcr had
rd apart were dead and u chill,
were injured and in Washing
hospitals. Several in the hospi.
il was feared, might die today.
community funeral probably
be held, but La Plata early to.
was still too bowed b. the hor-
pr the hurricane to know what
ould do in its hour OF calamity.
@ tornado, shaking the town as
Oh by an earthquake. cut 4
across narrow strip and top.
the school house like toothpicks.
Der was blown hundreds Of feet :.
children were caught beneath
is; Lavega Martin WIS cruNhc /
cath with 4 huge rafter; l.T-
: sister, Ethel, Wa> re.c,r
beneath stove by Mrs. lIclou
hes, principal.
ffcrin2 children. who begged 80
ikcn back to the hamlet. wrr"
Fd into Washington hospitals.
village WAS nearly deserted
navy men aud marines, doctors
the countryside. umbuianc,>
the red cross and army IN
Ington came 10 give suc"er. Nu.
bilcs had tbccn Communicated
ncrgcncV ambulnnccs.
the town little could b" gicau.
: mothers trantically searched
hiidrcn already rushed Oft t.
ity.
owen, villago physician. turu
s house Into 4 first aid station.
Dr.. Heath. state hcalt hofticcr.
Il his office to victims. Owen
cred al the work he had done
gh.
ecmcd as though an car'aqul',
truck the town. - he said. ." |
to my office and in a few mu.
here were Youngsters hrou2h'
droNc> for treatment.
n Marshall BUR-, II, son ot
/. q. Burr, was thr school h'ro.
as stunned by a flying timber
n fall, for he was literally
from the building.
he teacher >vCr picking Il eir;
under the stove. he said.
there was Page tlayton--hr
dig EN- out TO. | helped Il
but Mrs. Hughes. the princi-
Did me to alarm the village. |
out and told everybody could
Then | called up the tclc
operator and told her TO get
$ and ambulanccs. The ncNt
| knew the town was full of
He recalled wildly what
ned.
got black all of Sudden,
l.. 1.-THE wind blew something
@. Some of the girls started
we boys only laughed at
zen it seemed to blow from
idcs.
Icrc was a crash and the whole
ig fell down. | was blown
put and got hurt little, bur
I amount to much. =
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
FATHER AND FIVE CHILDREN
PERISH WHEN HOME BURNS

cINC1NNATl. Ohio, Nov. 10.
Everett Florrr aud five of his chill
'rcu burned to death during tUt
nigh, in fire which DESTROYED
:hoir home 1T Willow Grove. Kv.,
-. miles from here, according to
'rord received here TODAY.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
( PRESIDENT
RECOMMEND
ALLEYS BILL

Imperial Valley Irrigation
h board at its meeting late
lay afternoon passed a rcso-
requesting President CALVIN
&c to include in his forthcom-
cssagc to congress a recon
tion for the passage of the
johnson bill relating to the
lction of the Boulder Dam on
dorado river.
president on several occaS-
ts expressed himself favorable
bill and to the general prof
particular with reference to
rs in building up the devlop-
/ the Imperial Valley of Cali
G members of the cabinet are
lvorably inclined to the pas
f the bin, and it is believed
he president s recommendation
| d in it's passage ut the short
which cOnVcncS the first
V in December.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
"0PERAL0CUE"
IS ENJOYED BY
LARGE AUDIENCE
Unique Offering Meets
With Approval From
Music Circles.

ENprt S>ing their appreciation for
the efforts Of the Fl Centre Mu~i,
and Arts association to brinm II
tertainmcnts Of unusual merit h, t..
residents of Imperial Valley last
night turned out iii hundreds to at .
tend the association : first offering.
a ilavrah Hubbard opcraloguc pre-
scntcd at the Palace thcater.
Financially and arti,ticallv the
evening was a decided Success.
Hubbard. opcraloguist. ably
supported by Homer Simmons. at
the piano. reproduced for his aud
ioncc the two operas. II PagIiar-
ci. and - ilansel and Gretrl'. in
u manner which held them charmed
By his unique methods of expression
and drincation.
In introducing himself and his
work. Hubbard remarked ''Thn
play : the thing ana in his inter
pretation> madc his audience realize
what a fairy land of beauty grand
opera holdS III addition to lis Music.
Proving himself Il whole score Of
persons in one, Hubbard deIineatcd
tie widely varying roles found in
The Two operas with decided success.
He painted imaginary settings for
the stage which were uo less bcauti-
full because seen with The eye of the
mind. He reproduced the stories Of
the operas.
Synchronize Perfectly
As q background without which
Hubbard : unique art could moi
exist. Homer simmons. music inter
prefer supplied the scores OF the
operas in a most satisfying manner.
80 perfectly do the two synchronize
their efforts that the whole created
IN illusion Of formal grand opera
production which is tralE remark
ab,e
In "li rag}iacci. the artists
we've TT their best for those who
are moro familiar with grand opera.
Yet to the lighter Vein Of = E;n>cl
aud Grrtcl," they were ahIe to.
bring the simplicity and d"iira.y Of
touch which are not easily produced.
In his Introduction To " ilanscl
and Grrtcl Hubbard succeeded in
creating for his audience the "ouce
upon II time mood which opened
the gates of childhood for yonn@
and old alike and brought back the
hr'icf in fairies.
As It soloist. Simmons gave a
group of excellent piano Sclcc
tions which attractively opened thr
evening : program,
The entire lower floor Of the thea
ter was completely filled, with a
large number of seats taken in the
balcony. While Il financial check
had not been completed today. ia"
in charge of the produc-
tion feels confident that comfort
able balanEc above the expenses will
be retained as IA working fund for
securing other attractions.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
WARFARE STILL
PROCEEDING ON
QUEENS TRAIN
Marie Declares Intention
of Talking Freely With
NeWSpapermen.
By JOHN MONTGOMERY

q !. Starr correspondent
ABOARD QC Et,N MARIE s
SPECIAL THAIN, Eenycf, Colo,
Nov. Ia. Queen Marie oI Eouman.
it ism going to be suppressed
2hcn She talks to spp""rncn.
size made it plain today following
aIi announcement by Professor re.-
rr>co, representative OF Premier Az
C.cscU. that her majesty must allow
him to be present at all meetings
cf herself and newspaper cores
l3undrnts hereafter.
Her ma .iesty laughed at Petresco s
pr"nouncemelt. She intends to con
'Inuc hcl Friendly relations with the
correspondents aboard the train
i'hout The restraining influence of
,n official chapcroh.
I'ctrCsco was fearful that her ma j.
csty might utter some rnmark in
t"'Sc meetings with ncwSpaprrmrn
hat Woc!d be- injurious 10 the Aver.
c>cu regime. He told corr, Spond-
yntS last night that III wa, tha
"Gcrn : da>ir" that he be present
Il conferences hereafter. When
Questioned, he admitted this action
Was prompted by hila and LATER il
was learned that the decision was
'atircly "9@uown 20 the queen.
An ATTEMPTED love feast las
night turned into a lightly vciicd
siuahblc. In honor Of Governor
Nellie Ross, OF Wyoming. Colonel
''"hn II. Carroll, in charge ot the
ram. gay a dinner to which all
th" warning factions aboard wrra
invited. It was the first gathering
ct the RenmanianS and tho Amer
e. II "ffieialS AMI Carfoil took al I.
vantage Of the opportunity to he
speak his authority ne director of
l. toHt and stress the fact thac
.I' raiiro"iS Of the country and no
"'" else were paying the costs Of
}cr majc~tv'~ visit.
Roumanian Replies
Immouiatcir his listener. ,ccama
excited. {. Nj. I.apt"w. gentlemen
a"-WHlting and in command of the
R"rmanjan party. arose and cone
m"ntyd on the number Of disturb
"ncrs aboard The train since it,.
departure trom NcW York. rcmarI,.
'n% that cot cou1~r. being It dinlo.
'.tt. lie paid little attention to tn.
u'WSpapcrS Which have bc,n the
principal medium Of communicative,
"'tWccn the tactic The speech
was ajG". >>od not to tie asscmhlaor.
'''. +" Carroll, who replied hcatcdlv
80 ""f."S,. of the American press
""1 declared his sole anxiety now
""S TO "et til" queen safely back
to New York. -
The dinner ended hurricdlv at the
''>t course and the Eonman'ans re
jT"d t7 thcir end of the train fa.
/: conference Whilc The American;
went t. tneir compartments for (:
lh" discussion.
Miss Louise Fuller. Intimate
friend of the queen, aud her pub
i'ity agent, Miss Nav Birdhcad.
haNr not settled their troubles
a'"ard the train.
Miss Birdhc1d. who was consid
cred the storm center that has rock
ed the party on lis western trir.
vas expected to leave the train
here, but upon its arrival wou,u
not say what she expected TO- do.
y special car had been provided
'cr Miss Fuller by Carroll and to-
dar h" said he would not forciblg
r'"ct her from tnc special.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
CAPT. NOFTTr c'vDERvISrS
ASSEMBLING OF AIRSHIPS

TOKYO, Nov. 10. Assembling
49, Japan 5 biz new dirigiblo airShip
.trchascd in Italy will hc started in
! nuaY at Kasumigauro naval air
." dc under supervision Of Captain
Mobile, Italian diri2iblr expert, ANA
'eutcnant Commander Hirata OF
he Imperial Japanese Navy The
t''St trial flight is expected TO taAo
r'1ce in March.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
Earthquake In
Orange County
By uitrd Press Leased Wire

SANTA ANA, Nov. 10.--A Light
but distinct earth tremor shook
Santa Ana and other Orange county
cities at 9;29 a, NJ. today. IL il
believed the disturbance was con
fined to Orange county. similsF
iolts were felt in this and surround
mo cities SUNDAY and Monday.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
PRICE OF GASOLINE
DROPS CENT IN FRESNO

FRESNO, Nov. 1o.--The price of
gasoline decreased one cent in Fres-
no county today, due to revised
freight rates on gasoline and oil
products. The new price is ~:
ents a gallon
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10

|rgc new plant for icing cars
| its and vegetables is to be
at Lompoc, Santa Barbara,
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10
"Uncle Joe" Is
Seriously I'LL
Hy United Press Leased Wire

DANNILLE. H.. Nov. 10 Vr-
Gle joe Cannon, former speaker OF
the house of representatives and on"
of the most picturesque figures in
political history, WAS seriously IL
at his home today, members of his
household told the United Press.
Cannon, who is past 90 years old,
has been in failing health for some
time, gradually growing weaker. He
spent restless night and this morn
ing refused to take nourishment.
Truth iS the best policy, Coolidge
told the advertising men. At last
friend has told them
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-10

Confined on Page 81
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-24
DEMPSEY-TUNNEY
FIGHT WILL BE
HELD SEPT. Is
lrr Dispatch A. p. wirel

NEW YORK, June 23.-The heavy
weight championship match between
Jack Dempsey and Gene Tunney will
be held on September is, somewhere
west of the Hudson river Tex Rick
ard declared today.
The promoter indicated that he now
is dickering with interests in Chicago
which might promote the match in
the stadium. He also said that he has
an invitation from Mayor Hague of
Jersey City to take the match to the
big pine saucer at Boyles Thirty Acres.
scene of the 1921 championship fight
between Dempsey and Georges Car
pentier.
"rhe action of the New York State
Athletic commission yesterday, legis-
lating the match out of New York,
will not affect the principals nor the
date one iota," declared Richard
I'm going to promote the fight be-
tween Dempsey and Tunney on Sep
TENDER is, and If the New York State
Athletic commission wants to force
me out of the state, I'll go elsewhere
he added. II was convicted yesterday
before I was tried. knew just what
they would do, and l am prepared to
continue with my plans despite their
stand on the matter"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-24
Louisiana House Passes
Bill Against Teaching
Theories of Evolution
(By Dispatch A. p. Wire0

BATON ROUGE, La, June 23.-In a
bill described by the author as safe
and sane in that "it does not men
tion evolution and says nothing about
the Bible" the house of representa-
tives of the Louisiana legislature to-
day took a stand against teaching
theories that man either assembled OIL
descended from lower order Of ami
mails"
BY vote of So to 4S, the house
passed and sent to the senate a bill
sponsored by Representative Shattuck
with provisions applying to all insti-
buttons supported in whole or in part
by state funds.
The bill provides that violation of
its provisions shall be construed as d
misdemeanor, punishable by fine OF
not less than $50, nor more than 5000
The passage Of the legislation was
preceded by extended debate. Rounds
of applause followed recitation by
Representative Bennett of Clinton OF
dialect poem, entitled:
II don't care where you come from
if you tell me where you're gwine.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-24

AS we understand it, the vets are
sore because they have no kick com :
ing.-Milwaukee Journal.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-24

for originating a most deceptive move
to first that has since been copied by
smart southpaws.
OF the more modern pitchers, Sherry
Smith of the Cleveland Indians has
the nearest approach to Altrocks
style. Smith has taken Altrock's stuff
and added to it some variations of his
more deceptive
Nick will tell you that it was a
rarity for him to work big league
ball game without catching a runner
off some base.
Usually he caught the base runners
flatfooted, so deceptive was his move
ment, and Immediately the umpire
would be surrounded by the irate OPP
position, claiming a balk.
Deceptive Move
One Of the pitching classics credited
to Nick is the passing of three batters
in the ninth inning of close game
and the catching of each of them off
first base.
Well do recall certain game
against Boston in which Altrock got
himself out of number of. deep holes
by his ability to catch runners nap
ping.
In the contest have In mind he
nipped two men at first and got one
each at second and third. In these
days it is rarity for a pitcher to get
four runners mapping all season.
The other day a fan sought to josh
Nick as to when he intended to retire,
and like flash he answered.:
Not as long as they Make
CRUTCHES!"