The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-12-01
By Upton SincIair

Goobrys Million Dollar Meanesian Theater and these world
premieres know the great social of
boom in the sky red fire make imitation
and kleig lights make day arcade dollar
Meanesans hold upright upon their shoulders
crowds pack the Streets burglars city
because all the police department required make pathway
for the movie stars they their appointed courses
their shining thousand mousnes the side
walk and through the arcade and under the million dollar
tails The egs glare hem and dozen moving picture
cameras grind and flashlights BOOM and the suges and
quivers and murmurs with ecstacy
Never in all human history has there glory never
have the of moas behed royal pagean Trappers
nave prshed In the icy wastes of the arctic to bring
the ermnes and sabes in which these
have been torn by sharks bring their pearls depths
opc and miners have been crushed in the deep earth
dig their blazing diamonds chemists have blown themselves up
in search for their cosmetics and dyes and
grown Dho enodeng the elaborate designs which twinkle
upon their slken ankles All this
gloymarch you that high gances
regal? Or that the crowd surges rushes wildly
faint and ambulances come changing?
Inside the theate the head of of the million
lar Meanesans is huge megaphone and the great
descend from their cars giants voice acquants the audience
with their progress Mr. Abraham Schmolsky coming through
the arcade Mr. Schmosky is accompanied by Mrs Schmosky
Mrs Schmosy blue satin cloak trimmed with
chncha made by Voisn just brought by Schmosy
Mrs Schmosky wears her famous tiara of diamonds Mr.
and Mrs Schmolsky entering the theater
Schmok have stopped to talk with Mr. and Mrs Pacob Goo
bry.'
And thrill after thrlluntl at last exactly at
the sacred hour of eghthy the the superhr
Miss Viola Tracy descending from her Tracy
lis accompanied by her friend Mr.. Arnold Junior
coverer and heapparen of the Ross Junior oil field
disc California Miss Tracy Mr. coming through
her slippers white SATIN trimmed pearls She wears
collar of pearls and headdress presented by
are in the lobby shaking hands with Mr. Schmosky
and Mr. and Mrs Gloobryand until Miss Tracy
Ross JUNIOR are IN their seats and history at liberty begin
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So Bunny the Russian picture. His beloved was the
beautiful bride of grand duke and he watched all the
the Kisses the raptues which upon
himself avished upon magnificent sharpwhskered
This parsonage naughty but hghmnded and his grand
duchess the soul of charity and Oh such lovely
CONTESTED how charmng they danced gathered
and throw flowers after the grand ducal carriage!
beautiful almost idyc tempted really to doubt
whether any world perfect had existed on earth
There or1y thing wrong with and that was
secret band of villains with twisted degenerate faces of
them with wild hair and big spectaces ferocous
black whskers and knives in their boots They met to concoc
anarchist manfesoes innocent
PEASANTS and to make dynamite bombs blow
grand They drank in boozeens and grabbed women bv
the Them right before one another
There was no wckedness these creatures did not do and their
evident TO the duest mind why the picture called he
Devils Deputy"
Then young secret service man. smooth
shaven quick the trigger His job messages
the American embassy the fleet on to
save the treasure of the embassy from the Boshevks
course know what happened in Russahow this
villains with twisted faces up overthrow govern
ment and killed the naughty but just grand duke with cruel
torures of the grand duchess that the Devils
Deputy especially wanted and first he chased
castle and battered in the DOORS and the service
hero dashed with her from Blood
face from bullet wound but he carried her out of window
the castle they flew horseback hills
covered with the familiar Russian eucalyptus trees.
ana then presently tney We're trapped in St Petersburg and
the Devils Deputy laid his foul hands Tore
gere to shreds, the bboas had promised you
But here the hero with his automatic held
at bay while Wee behind her back made signals
hero who preparing of the villains
at themcould imagine poetic justice
and her savior fed this time in moorcar
we-known Russian concrete through the welnown
tans of the suburbs of St. Petersburg
Neva with its eucalyptus groves conceang There
was another mad chase which ended capture agon-
lied pair and more tearing of Wees lingerie by
putty.
Bu-dont be worledat the critical instant
American Navy that whole glorious hota which
River Neva during the Old Glory
the band played The Stars and Stripes Forever the million
dollar audience burst into enrapured cheering launch
bateshp camedashng the Devils Deputy eaped the
water with his and Viola Tracy