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New Britain herald., 1926-07-22
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Austin; Yes sir, was one of the
ones who made that terrible march
through Georgia"
Thompson: Nonsense! You are
too young a man to have been with
Sherman"
Austin: who said anything about
Sherman? I was one of the ones who
went brol e in the Florida boom and
had to walk home"
Sarah Haenssler.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

Correct this sentence: When my
kid gets licked IN fight" said he,
II never complain to the other boys
father"
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Look EN- Over Yourselves, Folks.
Sun-stroke is sometimes fatal, Folks,
But for some faces that we view,
Grim, set against all mirth and
jokes,
Well bet a fun-stroke would be,
too!
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22
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New Britain herald., 1926-07-22
Couldn't Decide!

NUIIIIIII DCtIIIB4
Captain S. s. Liberty: why, for
the love of Mike, if you saw some
body fall over the rail didn't you
yell, Man Overheard p"
Passenger: Because I wasn't sure
whether it was a man or a woman"
Sunny.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

Extending from Namonde to Mix
ko, two Japanese towns so miles
apart, there is a wonderful avenue
OF trees. They are perfectly straight
1870 to $50 feet high and IL to 16
feet in circumference.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22
The Kind

Mrs. Rankin: What kind of dress
did Mrs. Davis have on last night p"
Rankin: "A little stripe, a little
strap, and lot of strip"
L. D. Neuman.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

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New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

Americans lead the world in saw
ing time and in being bored for
want of something 20 do.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22
In KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE
Conducted by Judyl

Teacher:
Have you the time. Katherine?"
Katy Did:
Yes, but>not the inclination"
Teacher:
Put your face in the corner and
recite ocean.
Katy Did:
They've taken my man to the
doctors.
It's my fault i plainly can see
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

Mrs. Dempsey must enjoy living
with man so reluctant to get into
a row.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

The old issues aren't much good
this year. It's hard to make people
hate Wall street when times are
good.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

A short grass dry agent actually
hit tire instead of a passenger
Possibly sober.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

A vacation isn't worth much I'M
less you have the comforting feeling
that the business is suffering without
you.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

The Herald Is on sale daily in New
York at Hotaling's Newsstand, Times
Square; Schultz's Newsstands Entrance
Grand Central, 43nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

Imagine future historical societies
preserving the ward in which a
great man was born.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

There's always bright side. Since
the bob came in. fewer BARRIERS eat
onions
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22
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New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

What's the use? Scientists prolong
life; then they make life easier and
fatten US and fat shortens life.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

Perhaps Europe could pay more
the chewing gum habit.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

It promise to bake no more biscuits!
Ocean him back, doctor, to me!'
e. A. Allesio.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

The dry agent is in soft at home.
He can tell his wife he drank it as
evidence.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

A political machine depends on
nuts, but in these dry times it must
be hard to keep them tight.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

1t is all very well to say it with
flowers if you have already said it
with life insurance.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

Apparently it isn't difficult to
keep money if you are a relative
who has borrowed it.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

There is yellow pop, but no pop
bottles are yellow except those
thrown at the umpire.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

You can tell a self-made man. He
forgets at times and strikes a match
on his white flannel pants.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

Entered at the Post once at New Britain
as Second Class Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22
FactsandEancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

Modesty is Just a product of eli
mate.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22
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New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

The Bucliy Harris Senators aren't
the only Senators near the cellar
now.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

Well, perhaps it takes intelligence
to make a good chorus girl; but you
don't notice her mind.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-22

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The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-05-29
May Day in Soviet Russia
A Letter from Earl Browder.

Dear Comrade:
A week ago the Moska River,
swollen with the quick thaw and melt
ing of the SHOWS of a long winter,
flowed over its banks and into many
of the streets of Moscow. But that
flood, impressive as it was, had moth
ing of the magnificence of the food
which yesterday swept the streets of
all Moscow. The latest flood was Of
workers, hundreds of thousands
strong, with a thousand red banners
floating over their heads. From all
over the city and its suburbs they
came, marching. each factory and
shop together, young and old, men and
women. All roads led to the Kras-
maya Ploshad, the Red Square.
Everything. literally, is closed tight
in the city for three days-except the
curbstone cigarette stands and few
peddlers. Because l went shopping
Friday night too late and found the
stores cleared out of prepared foods,
Tom Mann and l had a very light
breakfast. Then, with our interpreter,
Gertrude Elsbach, we went to the Red
Square. Promptly at 10 o'clock the
ceremonies began. The square was
packed with soldiers of the Red Army.
l estimated about 10000 of them.
Voroshilov, head of the army, made a
short speech, and then the assembled
soldiers repeated after him the oath
of the Red soldier.
Voroshilov, with dozen other lead
ers, including Kalenin, Stain, Tomsky,
Enukidze, Molotov, was on the plat
form above Lenin's mausoleum. We
we're quite interested when we saw
a large group of high-silk-hatted diplo-
mats from the capitalist countries
walk by the mausoleum, removing
their hats as they passed, and also
later we took an unholy glee in watch
ing them remove those high tiles when
the band played the Internationale.
These little things, however, am
sure did not make them as uncom-
Portable as did the parade, which be-
gan at IL o'clock with a review of the
troops, company after company, for
three hours, while cannons in the
Kremlin doomed out a salute; infan-
try, cavalry, machine-gun companies,
field artillery, armored cars, tanks;
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-05-29
Fighting

while in the air a score OF planes
Unanswered, looping, diving and play.
ing all the sports of the airmen. After
the army came companies Of factory
workers, armed; then the masses Of
workers. The parade continued until
we, standing and watching, were tired
out, and when we left at 4 o'clock
there was no sign Of the end. Every
street leading to the Red Square was
packed as far as could be seen, and
still they were coming. We heard
later that it continued until after 9
o'clock before the last columns had
marched past the reviewing stand.
At midnight began the Russian Eas-
ter, which before the Russian revolu-
ton was the great holiday. Formerly
the entire population swarmed around
the churches at midnight, and followed
the religious professions. Last night,
however, the church was not able to
muster an impressive following.
Today the young folks and children
are swarming into the country for a
day Of recreation and rest.
Everywhere here one feels a contag-
ious joy and boundlesss faith i'm the
future of Russia. Already the achieve
ments, compared with the dark days
of 1921, are so great that one gasps in
amazement to see what has been built
up. The deep sores and scars of war,
still deep in the body of the Russian
people, are making way for a new,
strong, healthy life. That, above all,
was what l felt while watching the
great celebration yesterday.
As ever,
Earl Browder.
Moscow, May 2, 1926.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-05-29
The New Woman in China

The younger woman who handles
women's instruction and secret SER
vice speaks up swiftly. "The walls of
Weichow were three thousand years
strong" she says, ''but our Whampoa
cadets have taken them" She is
flaming with assurance of success. I
was to hear often of the taking by
storm of this ancient city set on a
narrow peninsula, with only a narrow
neck of land twenty yards wide as
approach to its unassailable walls.
Boiling pitch from the ramparts, seal
ing-ladders against the towers-with
the help of these was the city taken.
And thus new prestige had come to
the army.
Bus Mrs. Lao has turned 30 me and
beckoned her daughter to interpret.
"She wants you to know" says Miss
Liao, "how our women are bound by
custom. The wife stays always in
her inner room. Only for very i'm
portant occasions may she leave the
house, and then always in a closed
sedan-chair. She does not eat with
men, not even her own brother, after
she is seven years old. II in three
years of marriage she bears no chill
dren she is chased away as a no
account wife. Do you know what
our old books say of the pure, brave
woman? Once maiden was touched
on the hand by a man, and she cut
of her hand because it was defiled.
That is Chinese purity that women
must honor. Some women, if their be-
trothed dies, go anyway to the house
Of their father-in-law and live there
always in submission as widows, eat
ing only vegetables, with the image
Of their betrothed always beside them.
That is Chinese faithfulness that
women must copy. You cannot Judge
by the women of Canton. You must
remember the peasant women. In
Canton there is no question now that
a girl marries whom she likes. But
if you go to a village and tell a girl
that she should marry whom she likes
she viii be very much afraid of the
idea. Such women cannot be quickly
organized. But, if the Chinese woman
is slow, in the end she will do much;
for she has very great sympathy and
is most strong to endure"
And so the new women Of age-old
New China continue building for the
future-help-mates and comrades to
their men in the ranks of the revoIu-
ton.
Anise concludes:
l saw them all again and again in
the days that followed. Little Miss
Lao, standing aloft at dawn on the
Grave of the Revolutionary Dead, near
the crowning statue that is so like the
Statue Of Liberty. and joyously point
ing out the seventeen stones, from
Fresno. Calgary. Chicago, New York,
Lima or Sydney, to show me how the
Chinese all round the world were knit
in the revolution. The great mass
meeting of women in the hall of the
board of education, where folk dances,
entirely new to China, alternated with
speeches in which America and Rus
STA were strangely intermingled as
ideals. The modern little comedy,
What Is the Familyf" in which a
first wife raises the cry of the modern
woman against her husbands desire
to take other wives in ancient Chinese
manner.
Women the world over are awaken
ing-in all sections OF the globe and
as far away as China, breaking GUS
tom and tradition, joining the front
ranks OF revolutionary Labor, Build
era OF new world.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-05-29
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NEWS

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POEM

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when he Is tired
the boss tells him
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FAIRY TALE

Jimmy Ryan got
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The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1926-03-04
NOTICE OF CITY ELECTION

Notice is hereby given that the an
nual municipal election of the City of
Red Lodge, Carbon County, Montana,
will be held Monday, April 5, 1926, in
the several wards of said city for the
purpose of eleeting the following Of
tieers to serve for terms of two years
each:
One Mayor,
One City Treasurer,
One Police Judge,
One Alderman from the First Ward,
One Alderman from the Second
Ward,
One Alderman from the Third
Ward.
The polling places for said election
in said city are as follows, to-wit:
First Ward-Commissioners' Room,
Carbon County Court House.
Second Ward-Council Chamber
WY ildil.
Third Ward-Basement, Carbon
County High School Building.
The polls for said election will be
open between the hours of 500 o'clock
A. M. and 600 P. NJ.
Dated at Red Lodge, Montana, this
LIST day of March, 1926.
H. A. SIMMONS,
City Attorney and Clerk.
First publication, March 4th, 1926.
Second publication, March II, 1926.
Third publication, March IS, 1926.
Fourth publication, March %, 1926.
Fifth publication, April 1, 1926.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1926-03-04
SMALLPOX VSCUPlD
in SEVEN DAYS

Martial troubles are bad enough by
themselves when they are not sailing
on smooth course, but when there's
bad case of smallpox in addition
then it's time to worry.
Scott Sidney, who directs the All
Christie presentation, Seven Days,
which appears at the Iris theatre for
two day run, makes it uproariously
funny. In fact he even makes the
worried expressions of Lillian Rich
and Creighton Hale, who play the
leading roles, objects of side-splitting
mirth.
All the same, such combination
in any home, without Mr.. Sidney to
direct it to the successful and happy
ending which terminates the two
hours of laughter to be derived out of
this screen comedy, would be near
catastrophe.
"Seven Days is based on the ia
nous Broadway laugh success by
Avery Hopwood and Mary Roberts
Rinehart. Supporting Miss Rich and
Mr.. Hale under Sidney's direction
are Lilyan Tashman, Mabel Julienne
Scott. Hallam Cooley, William Austin
and Tom Wilson.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1926-03-04
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to express our thanks to
the Odd Fellows, Moose, Local Union
and the many friends and neighbors
for their kindness and sympathy dur
ing the illness and death of our below
ed son, brother and nephew, also for
the beautiful floral offerings.
Mrs. Arthur Graham and family
Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Brockway
Mr.. and Mrs. G. F. Lewis
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Brockway
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Hyde5.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1926-03-04

Catholic church under the direction of
the Downward Funeral Parlors with
Rev. Father Starkle officiating. Inter-
ment was made temporarily in the
Mausoleum.
The deceased was member of the
local Miners Union, member of the
local order of Moose and the S. N. P.
J. He is survived by daughter, son
and brother in Pittsburg, Pennsyl-
vania.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1926-03-04

John Burke left Tuesday for his
home at Cooke City, after spending
the winter here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bob Mcdonald are the
parents of baby boy born Friday
night.
Mr. and Mrs. William Nelson visited
at the Carl Hansen home at Washoe
Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Louis Sasich attended
the Auto Show in Billings last week.
Mrs. George Mcneil has been quite
i'll the past week but is improved.
Mrs. Dave Murray was the guest
of Mrs. George Mcneil Sunday.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1926-03-04

Tom Brown, Of Billings, was in town
Monday attending to business.
Church services were held Sunday
evening in Lodge Temple hall.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pete Vedel spent few
days at Bridger last week.
George Bell, of Billings, was bust
ness caller in town Monday.
Danny Pekich has been on the sick
list the past week.
DR.. ]. w. Reed was Red Lodge
caller Friday.
DR.. and Mrs. J. w. Reed were in
Belfry Sunday.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1926-03-04
Funeral Services
Are Held Sunday
For Joe StOmpOhar

Joe Stompohar, aged about 60 years,
passed away at the Fenolio home
Wednesday afternoon, February "a,
from an apoplexy stroke. Funeral
services were held Sunday from the
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1926-03-04
ADD. BEARCREEK

Mrs. Belle Rue had Miss Hazel Hof-
fman, of Bridger, as her house guest
over the week end.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1926-03-04

Mrs. Ned Laird was a Red Lodge
caller Monday.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1926-03-04

The Bearcreek basket ball team left
Wednesday for Billings to attend the
district tournament.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1926-03-04

Mrs. John Kane returned Sunday
from Billings where she had spent
several days visiting.
The Coconino sun., 1926-08-27
PHOENIX MAN SHOOTS
AND KILLS LANDLADY

Mrs. Lulu Colglazier, SO, of 1910
East Adams, was killed instantly
Monday morning at 80 o'clock when
George r. Ford, 20, an ex-service
man, fired six AS caliber revolver
bullets into the chest and arm of the
woman. When asked why he fired
on Mrs. Colglazier, who was his land
lady, Ford said she gave him medi-
cine which made him sick instead of
helping him and that she was the
fault of his father leaving him that
morning. The shooting occurred IN
a small house at the rear of 1918 East
Adams where Ford and his father
had been residing.
After Mrs. Colglazier had reeled
from the door ofNFord's house and
fell on the ground, the gunman bar
ricaded himself by closing the door of
his cabin and warning neighbors to
keep a safe distance. City Patrolman
M. S. Freasier braved the automatic
of the crazed gunman and made his
arrest
The Coconino sun., 1926-08-27
BOSTON WOOL MARKET

Manufacturers are showing little
interest in current offerings, and actu-
al business at Boston is confined to
small lots. Most interest has been in
lots of the French cOmbing order of
fine grade and in medium wools, both
territories and fleeces, for use of knit
ters and Jersey cloth mills. Opening
of the new lines of goods and the US
ual August vacations have served to
divert the attention of mill buyers
from current offerings. Aggregate
sales for the month are expected to
show up unusually small for even this
vacation period. Notwithstanding the
current dullness, prices are fairly
steady, as most wool men figure that
there is nothing to be gained by cut
ting prices at this time. Buyers and
growers are still deadlocked in all
domestic primary markets, and very
little is being done, either in the ter
ritory wool sections or in the middle
west. Considerable wool still remains
in farmers hands in the latter sec
tion but eastern buyers are unwilling
to pay prices demanded Y the grow
ers, and consequently are getting very
little wool Advices from abroad, es-
pecially from the United Kingdom,
are bit more cheerful, though Brad
ford appears to be selling tops, rath-
er than the finished goods, mainly to
the continent. /.
The Coconino sun., 1926-08-27
ALBUQUERQUE PAPER
CLARK FOR GOVERNOR
Ru w 4 McCREIGHT

One of the finest fellows in the
world is stumping the state OF Arl-
zona with view of securing enough
votes at the primaries next month to
entitle him to run on the republican
ticket for the office of governor of
that state, and If he should be chosen
as the standard-bearer of that party
the writer warns the democrats OF
that state to build all their fences, fix
all petty disagreements in the ranks
and nominate their strongest man for
this fine republican fellow is true
political race-horse mad he may win
mean Elias S. Clark, formerly of
Albuquerque, then of Flagstaff, Ariz,
and now resident of Phoenix, and
my recollections of Clark run back a
number of years ago when he came
to this city from the grasshopper sec
tions of Kansas, a tall, lanky, verlant
young fellow to accept position on
the Albuquerque Morning Journal, at
a time when his cousin, Gov. e. s..
Stover, was one of the losing stock
holders of that paper, because the
Journal at that time had as manager
a "grab-artist" and "misfit" in the
publishing business. To the credit of
Gov. Slower he got out of the Journal
before the "misfit" put him on the
rocks.
After serving the Journal in sew
eral capacities, especially as book
keeper and collector, Elias folded his
tent, like the Arabs of Biblical fame,
and hiked into Arizona, taking up his