The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-03-24

al and find it again. It's just like
the cat that is taken out somewhere
and conveniently "lost"-it gets home
before the would-be loosen does.
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Almost anything will serve as an
issue. F'rinstance, over in Comfrey
they got out the biggest village vote
they have ever had simply by putting
on the ballot the little matter of side
or center parking for autos.
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| Henry Ford is said 20 deplore the
passing of the barn dance. Well
Henry should have thought of what
1 was bound to follow when he arrang-
ed to have all the barns replaced by
garages.
/ Ola Levang of the LaEesboro Week
~ takes a modern view of things.
Ola says "God never did better
| thing than when he pushed Adam and
Eve out of the Garden of Eden and
! said Get busy, children.
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A little poem--a little spring poem
called Sure Signs, ends thus:
AIMS flirting with tire butcher,
And Bud won't do thing,
And baby has the; collie
Don't talk to ME- of SPRING!
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youth must be served" is the popu-
lar slogan of the day. Sure it must.
Our only quarrel with youth is that
some of it insists upon being "serv-
ed" while it is still only half-baked
and quite unfit for consumption at
the table Of society.
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1t is claimed for the radio stethos-
cope recently perfected at the Uni
versity of Minnesota that it will
broadcast heartbeats across the con-
tinent Huh! That's hot so much!
An ordinary telegram will do that
under the right conditions-and a
letter will do it lot better!
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Morgan is already talking about
organizing a baseball team for the
coming season. Morgan should!
That's the only locality il. this section
where they can make real financial
success of a baseball team Last sea-
son they came out four cents to the
good-the only team we ever heard
of that didn't have a deficit.
Saturday, May 1, is to be ''Na-
tionai Egg Day" This is new
sort. of day. AS we understand
it all the Bad Eggs, the hard
boiled and the egotistic are ex-
pected to realize on that glad day
that they are all cracked.-Ano-
ka Herald.
And what conclusion is the ag-nos
tic supposed to reach?
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The meanest manor person-has
been found and he is resident of
Redwood County He IS the individ-
ual who entered the Mercer Hardware
store at Milroy while the burial SER
vice for the merchant was being held
at his home, and robbed the stores
| till of thirty dollars. We can't con-
! ceive of anything more despicable
+ than that.
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| Frank Day has real problem on
his hands-a real decision to make.
/ A woman of Franks fair city Of
Fairmont" is charged with having
| poisoned her two young children with
strychnine. Just suppcse-just sup
| pose for the sake of argument, that
she is found GUILTY Of this crime,
the greatest, we would cay, that any
/ woman can commit. What will be
Franks attitude toward her punish
ment? We have such faith in Frank
that we believe he will not let his
| sentimentality overcome his sense of
justice.
Not with the intention of starting
| an argument with any of our readers
! who may have their own ideas of a
favorite dairy breed, but because it
expresses the, sentiments of all the
! members of the Mortified Holstein
| club, this poem is reprinted here:
/ like the pretty Jersey with her
milk all butter fat,
/ think the Guernsey dandy with
her beauty and all that.
J. like to watch the Ayrshire with
her horns stuck up at will,
But I LOVE the dear old Hol-
! stein
She's the COW that pays the bill
| Mortified News.
| IT.
A woman has just been elected
mayor of Seattle, Mrs. Bertha X.
Landes. She was formerly men,
Der of the city council. Mrs. Landes