Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-08-29

from the ranks Of the nation. every
body saw that he was a real man,
and when he abolished the Italian
Parliament and threatened TO abolish
the church and the labor unions and
the king and the Socialists. and to
sweep away the national debt. the
taxes, together with the upper. lower
and middle classes, everybody real
ICED that he had started something.
Add to this that the Fascist never
shayeS. that he doesn't believe in de-
mocracv. that he won't stand for any
back talk from anybody, and II is
clear that the new doctrines Will
make "A tremendous hit on this side
of the water. Anybody who has 10
deal with taxicab drivers. hotel
clerks. customs officials and traffic
COPS knows that we have our own
fascist all around us already.
can therefore imagine that If Sig
nor Mussolini really does come and
makes a tour Of this continent there
will break out a chorus of enthusiasm
on the following model:
MISSOLINI IN NEW YORK.
NEW YORK, Monday.-SiSnor
Nfussolni the dictator of Italy. land-
ed here this morning after having
beayed the immigration officials into
10 allow any of his baggage to be
Cpened has delighted all the customs
cfFictals. while the fact that he openly
carried a gallon of chianu under ms
arm has at once won him the esteem
Cf the Federal prohibition inspectors.
Mussolni expressed hinselt as oe
Sighted with New York. 1t neens
nothing. he said. except TO be Knock
cd down and built over again. Move
n Hudson.
claimed, farther from Philadelphla
and nearer to Sing Sing, and 1t could
be made great city.
Nussolini spoke briefly and modest
Nv OF American institutions. express
snS the greatest admiration Tor every
Thing about them. except such thlnss
ma the Constitution. liberty. equantN
and democracy. These. however ne
saws. ARE already passing and with
nm earnest patriotic effort can soon
SA got rid Of altogether. The local
orees is filed with eu!oEistic COM
rnents on Signor Mussolini His re-
<ussl TO pay his hotel bill was met
with wide Endorsement.
The ilustrious Italian will leave at
once for Washington, where he Will
.nspect the Government.
VISITS WASHINGTON.
WASH \GION. 1ueSQaN ~- Sisii''
Nfussolni. the distinguished dictator
of Italy and founder of the fasclsti
movement. arrived in Washington AT
10 o'clock this morning He at once
recommended the publication OF the
Government by the abolition ot hoth
houses of Congress The distinguish
ed statesman was closeted with freSi-
dent Coolidge All afternoon In an ear.
pest consideration OF the abolition OF
The presidency. Meantime Slgnor
$Iussolini advocates that tmet justice
rabbi and the other members or the
Sunreme Court be brought 10 trial AT
once for lesa majestas, and either exc
Cuted or banished To Murray BAY.
Sionor Arussolini considers that
Government III this country is lacking
an emotional appeal. lie recommends
chat as an inauguration OF the ne"
Snethod of heroic government every
MONDAY be declared a day of national
rejoicing. followed by TUESDAY as
6av Of national weeping. with NeoheS-
dsv as patriotic fast day. and Ihurs.
siay AS a grand general claiiipahe an"
strawberry festival.
lie eavs that what our Government
reeds is pep. Signor Mussolini, II IL
reported. will shortly visit the Middle
Vast travelling incognto as the DUKE
.,f oklahoma with a view 10 lntroduc-
sng the artistocratic principle
AT OTTAWA.
OTTAWA Wednesdays ianor Mus.
sol,ni Yesterday paid flying visit to
OTTAWA. with a view to seeing how
much Of the government would need
ca he abolished at once and how much
If il NIGH; be left over Til next year.
lie expressed his regret that Nj. Ar
,bur Meighen is not wearing HACK
shirt and offered To lend him his other
one. II is said that Mussoiini viii
very likely advocate the entire adolf
ton of the prairies provinces.
REFORMS BASE BALL.
CHICAGO. Thursday .-Sisnor Mus
t.olint, during his visit 10 Chicago, wit