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New Britain herald., 1926-05-08
The Kind

Irarrison-"How are you and your girls father getting along?" Byron-"I had an offer from him yesterday"
 Harrison-"Of q iob?" Ryron-"No. He offered to knock my block off"
 Mary Ecssamann. A word to th- wise is as useless as collar button to South Sea Islander.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

The Herald ts on saie daily h New York at Hotalinss Newsstand. Tmet Square: schultzs Newsstands. Entrance Grand Central. 42nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08
\ Rather Large One!

\ Rather Large One! Fuller-'I hear that Donnelly raised q mustaChe."
 Martini should say he did. He has 10 raise 1t every time he eats soup"
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

JINGLE SNAPS Of I've read how these prizefghters Knock 'cm cold." Please tell me what Is the reason they can't seem to Knock 'em hot?
 Esther R. Guernsey. Why is it folks "kick the bucket" When they pass out of this vale? Why don't they when they are ready, Kick a pail?
 George L, Gugers.
  Take theseh ere now paperhangers. They're a most peculiar gang; Did you ever see one of 'em Ever hang
 Lucy Belknap. Will somebody please explain
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

Let's Catch the Spirit of May. Folks! Can't dance around the May pole,
 But let's each set up. folks, \ mental Let s-be-gay pole"
 And wind the thing with jokes!
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

Which is right: Did Abner Brown Dring his case of liquor up Or drink it down?
 Mrs. L. G. MassfClC
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

The only profitable advertising wediuu in the City. Circulation hooks an press room always open 10 advertitetb
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08
THE OBSER YER On the City and Its People
 Makes Random Observations

sumes practically a full mans ra- lions. According 10 the same au- thorities, for 6 girl the figures are essentially the same, except that from her 1lth birthday her food consumption remains stationary and equal to nine-tenths that of an adult male.
 And that. dear children, was the finish of Mir. Duco. Now run along to bed.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08
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Member Of the Associated fress, The Associated Prers ir exclusively CT t'tlsd to the use tot republication "' all nevs credited to it or not otherW'rt credited in this paper and also lora news published herein.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

in the world.
 Hungry people would mob the locked-up stores. Tho mayor would order out the police to stop the riot and learn that they, too. had walked out and were in all likelihood. lead ing the assaults on the stores. For that matter. the mayor himself would probably have quit working. The rioters would be rushing all through tine streets. and in perfect safety, too, for with the closing Of inc gas stations the pedes' raN's lifc would become mor4 worth living. That's what We mean by an actually general strike.
 The really serious feature of tho strike, Of course. would be that newspapers would suspend pubhcl- tion and you would he rnahle 10 read these weekly gems ol wisdom from the Observer.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

Samuel Pepys, famous diarist Of the f7th century, used shorthand in notes. After his death the diary had to be transcribed before it could be published.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08
FactsandFancies
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Year by year. frocks become less complicated and more expensive.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08
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 Shop Editor, care Of tie New Britain Herald, and your letter will he forwarded to New York.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08
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HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Issued Daily Sunday EIceptedJ At Herald Bldg. @ Church Street
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

Here's a little story with moral. Among those who went to Provi- dencc to the Bible classe. conpen- tion week ago was q prominent menber or the local organizati tiou. He left his little overnight bag III restaurant, advising the pro prictor that he would call for il later. He did, but it vas to much later for the store was closed and a sign read "close1 until next Mon day." Efforts of the cop on the beat were unavailing and the New Britain guest had to rely on his Providence host to provide his robe de nuit.
 The moral@ oh ycS. nigh. shirt in the hand is worth two in the hand bag.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

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New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

Doubtless the attention of the cemetery committee, or whatever city department under whose juris- diction this matter comes, has not been formally called to the fact, but there seems to be & distinct wish on the part 0! the thouSa nds Of people who visit various sections of Fairview cemetery 10 have the gateway opened and roadway male passable at the Stanley street en- trance. Years ago. it is said this entrance was used, but of late years it has become obsolete. It is pos sible for foot passengers to enter this way, but vehicles must so away around to the Smalley street en- trance.
 There ara many reasons why this entrance should be put into use bu; the principal one is the very great service it would afford those visiting the cemetery. Then too, funerals from the north and northwest Cou!l enter this gateway more handily than going away around to the Smalley or East street entrances. Funeral cortege exits could be made more easily through this gateway in many cases.
 People whose family lots are jn the northern section or the new sec ton but who come from the north or northwest residential section would find the opening Of this Stan ley street gateway a great con venience.
 Even now, many pedestrians en- terinE the cemetery would doubtless Use this entrance were it made mere attractive or if they knew of it's ey- istence. Tine presence of q green house not far from this entrance gives others q reason for wishing to have the use Of this entrance.
 A large expenditure Of money would not he necessary. Just fit ting up the gates so they would work, or eliminating them entirely and having simply gateway posts would care for that phase, while grading on the roadway wouli make it safe and convenient. Those in charge Of the cemetery would bo comforting great favor on countless people if this entrance was again put into general use.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

The sexes are different. A man can't love a woman unless he re- spects her.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

Hell, doubtless, is a place where you cant get along with a mate and are wholly miserable without the creature.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

Entered st the Post OHice af Kew Britain
 As Second ClaRs Mai Matter
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

DESCRIPTION RATES 9s.oo 6 Year.
 320O Three Months
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New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

IL isn't, primarily, the making Of cars for which Ford deserves credit; but making so many people happy.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

Correct this sentence: "T talk some about my operation" said she, "but l never try to make 1t seem more serious than 1t was"
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New Britain herald., 1926-05-08

T. would be all right to travel in Europe if you could drop into Paris, Budapest or Berlin just any day and watch a ball game.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

the herds are being increased to af-
ford plenty of material for the stu
dents to work with.
It is understood that Mr.. Fox al
ready has a hundreds or more young
men prospects for the school, and
that they will be here in the spring
and begin at once to learn things
they perhaps never heard of in their
high school and college studies. Each
boy will have horse for his person.
al use and will be required to use him
and care for him. He will be under
strict discipline; that is, the rules
will call for lots of active work, and no
matter how lazy or awkward he may
be he will be kept to it. When bed
time comes, he will be willing to go
to bed. When meal-time comes, he
won't ask for pate de fol gras, ter
rapin and alligator pear salad, but
will pitch up to the hilt of his fork
into generous Arizona beef, camp
bread, beans and whatever else of
the good and substantial but not
epicurean fare comes his way.
Mr.. Gyberg, who will manage the
ranch-school, is one of the best horse
men in the country. He is as skill
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10
WHO'S GOT THAT GUN?

As long as you keep that scatter
gun Of mine that you borrowed from
the Elks one day last fail, please
see that it is properly cleaned. If
you can't shoot straight, let some
one shoot it who can, because when
I had it it had no bad habits, and
when get it back again, if ever
do, / don't want to have to teach it
all over again. Any time you get
tired of it, you might bring it back,
because | could spare a few hours
now and then to use it. Of course,
] could buy another, but I'm sort Of
hoping some day you'll remember
and return it. If you should hap
pen to soon, fine, the sooner the fin-
err, for, being the sole owner and
proprietor Of the gun, though not
just at present its custodian, | have
a deep interest in it and would fain
once again lean my cheek against
its stock and crook my finger over
its willing trip. It's an L. G. Smith.
Look at the name on it, and think
of mine at the same time. Then,
please, return it.
ROY SCANLON.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10
PLANES WRECKED IN
DIFFICULT LANDING

Lieut.. X. G. Hawkins, accompan-
led by Photographer ]. B. Caden-
back, in a Voight navy plane, exper-
fenced the first smash up Of five
accidents and near-accidGnts which
occurred on the Phoenix municipal
airport field Tuesday when three
navy and two marine planes at
tempted a landing, unaware of the
slick condition Of the field due to
the heavy rains.
Attempting to avoid a mud hole,
the plane travelling at high speed
struck fence post with one wing
and was thrown into a ditch. A
few hours before Capt. II. d. Camp
bell and Lieut.. J. N. Smith, United
States marine aviators, both escaped
a complete turnover when the land-
ing gears of their planes begged
down.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

full with rope and branding IRON
He is expert at range and mountain
riding, as well as the fancler and
more snowy kinds. He was an of
ficer during the late war, stationed
in the east to teach cavalrymen to
ride. 1t was then that he and Mr..
Fox became acquainted and fast
friends.
A dam will impound the water in
the little springfield stream at Clay
Park. The buildings will be electri-
cally lighted, with water and sewer
conveniences.
Clay Park is right on the road as
you go from Flagstaff to Schnebly
hill, being four miles this side of the
hin and about "a miles southwest of
Flagstaff. 1t is one of the most
beautiful spots in the country a
small natural park sldrted with giant
pines, bisected with pebble-bottom
brook of ice-cold pure spring water
and hanked on the far side with a
high ridge over which the road
climbs windingly on its way to.
SchneblyN hill and Sedona and the
Verde Valley, Jerome, Clarkdale, Cot
tonwood and Clemenceau.
The site for the proposed hotel, at
the rim of the hill, is one visited
every year by thousands. There are
few Flagstaff car owners who do not
drive there several times a year, for
the view from the rim is surpassed
only by the Grand Canyon. Many
believe the view is even more beau
tiful than at Grand Canyon. All the
colors and structures of the latter are
present at Schnebly, and far broad
er vista, as a fairly clear day one may
see far beyond the pinnacles and
buttes Of lower Oak Greek canyon,
across the rolling semi-desert, to
Jerome on another mountain-side,
forty miles distant.
The coming of this ranch-school
and the tourist hotel merely presages
the time, in the near future, when
there will be dozens Of other similar
institutions scattered all over this
country for scores Of miles in every
direction. We have the climate, the
room and scenery that in variety, in.
terest and magnificence far exceeds
what any other locality in the United
States can offer. With increase of
travel, our superior scenic and resort
advantages without any special ef-
fort on our part, probably will double
the population Of this county within
the next 10 years.
-
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10
HUNg sWAMPs OPPONENTS
CLARK A HEAVY WINNER
IN RECORD PRIMARY VOTE
(Continued from Page u

! Justice peace, Flagstaff precinct,
democrat-T. e. Pulliam, $40. Re-
publican-Harry Richwine, 439.
Constable, Flagstaff precinct,
democratic. r. Priest, $50. Repub-
lican- B. c. CLARK, 374.
Justice peace; Williams precinct,
democrat George McDougaIl, 167.
Republican Henry Rauch, 1877.
Constable, Williams precinct, dem
ocrat--Jos. A. Mcdaniel, 1863; e. H.
Merritt, ia. Republican, Y.
Campbell, 104; w. e. Morgan, SO.
There were no candidates for pre-
cinct officers in Grand Canyon and
Fredonia precincts.
Republican Precinct Committeeman
Flagstaff precinct l. J. p. Will
son, Harlow Yaeger, Del Strong.
Flagstaff precinct 2: Frank Les
lie, J. G. Brown.
Flagstaff precinct 3: NJ. G. From
ske, George Myers, Joe f. Schmidt,
C. B. Wilson.
Flagstaff precinct a: J. w. Etter,
Homer Bartlett, Chas. w. Isham,
VIM. Rudd, w. II. Conley.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10
THIS is YOUR OPPORTUNITY

you believe the continued prosperity of FLAGSTAFF Are
you interested in seeing business increase? In other words
you help of the
of the publicity that responsible for bringing
Fagstaff should be member Of the
of the that directly responsible
this increased development Get line with the 126 real boost
aretn members of the Chamber of Commerce.
the application below mail it into the Chamber today
doing will the line and will be doing
a reals service for your city and yourself.
IS IMPORTANT
hereby make application membership in the Chamber of
Commerce.
Business phone -.-..-.---~--.---
I'VE nothing without unified support"
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DUDE RANCH SCHOOL
BEING BUILT IN CLAY
PARK, NEXT NEW HOTEL
Continued from Page y


feels that God has abundantly bless
ed this section and that the Schneb-
ley hill scenery not only can be capi-
talized on with profit, but that in do
ing so incalculable benefit can be Civ
en- many. The pupils in the dude
ranch school will all be the sons or
relatives Of people who can afford
to pay substantial rates and who can
i'll afford not to send their boys away
from the city. The school is intended
for the more or less purposeless
scions of rich families, to get them
away from the bright lights and into
the open, living simply, horseback
riding, studying forestry and stock
raising, learning to tie and brand cat
tie, and do the many other things,
some of them strenuous, that per-
tain to the daily life of the cattle
man, the forester. The interests rep
resented have many cattle in the
Schnebly hill and Sedona section and
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

While the diagnosis of the patient,
who had eaten rather generously,
was proceeding, the sick man said,
Doctor, do you thing the trouble is
in the appendix ~
ooh, no" said the doctor, mot at
all. The trouble is with your table of
contents"
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10
The Song Shop

Write your own music)
Out in the ocean,
Where the wild waves splash,
There is an island where
They all eat hash,
And all they wear
Is little fresh air,
But what do they care?
There's always a breeze
20 cool their knees,
While the coo koos coo koo in the
cocoa trees
The biggest binbo in this bamboo
land
Is the bazoon player in the baboon
band
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

Disguise: Il hear that the sailor
friend has had rough sailing. -is
wife ran away, didn't she?~
Toupee faye, aye! You see he
took her for mate, but she proved
to be a skipper"
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FOR RENT-FURNISIIED ROOMS,
modern conveniences, good location,
furnace heated; phone 340-W, or
call 116 3. Cherry. S-2o-f.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

WANTED-USED FURNITURE AS
part payment on new at Flagstaff
Furniture Store. 5-15-tf
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FOR SALE--TWO INCH AND IL
inch second hand pipe. Lightning
Delivery. 7-9-tf
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

BEAUTY CULTURE is A FINE
progressive profession for girls; a
steady income for life. Our grad
yates are in constant demand. The
Hawthorne School of Beauty Gull
ture, jefferson Hotel bldg, Phoe-
nix, phone 4139. 8-13-tf
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

Drex:: Whats good to clean ivory
with.
Erd: "Try shampoo"
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

RAGS WANTED-10 CENTS a LIB.
at Coconino Sun office for clean,
large, cotton rags. No woolen rags
or scraps can be used.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

NICELY FURNISHED BED ROOMS
to rent, in the Judge Gilliland res
idence, 2 South Sitgreayes. 6-4-tf
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FOR SALE-260 MERINO RAMS q
to 6 years old, also 40 Blackface
Rams years old. Price SO each.
Howard Sheep Co., Ashfork, Ariz.
8-27-4t
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FOR SALE - CHEAP FOR CASH,
nine small houses. Good money in
it for the right party. e. Lipp,
322 w. Phoenix ave. 7-30-tf
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FOR RENT-ONE LARGE ROOM
with screen porch on first floor, fit
ted for light housekeeping. In
quire 404 N. Beaver or phone 101J.
8-26-27-tf
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

BABY sCHIX-GOLDEN BUFF AND
white leghorns (Tancred strain,
black minorcas, barrel rocks, r. |.
reds and turkens. Enock Crews,
Seabright, Calf. 9-4-2t-pd
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

You can't keep fit as a fiddle by
just fiddling around.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FOR SALE TEAM OF HORSES.
wagon and harness. Cheap easy
terms. Grover Hutson, 406 East
Birch. 9-10-1tpd.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FOR SALE - CHICKENS OF ALL
sizes. G. C. Compton, $40 w. AS
pen. Phone 254 8-30-tf
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

WANTED EVERYBODY IN ARR
zona to vote YES for Constitution
al Amendment No. 100, limiting
public officials to two terms of two
years each and forever destroying
machine politics.-The Two-Term
club. 9-3-to-1l-3
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FOR RENT - TWO ROOM APART
ment, completely furnished. 16 w,
Birch ave. 827-tf
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10
Saturday, September IIth
Bebe Daniels
Miss BreUster's Millions"

and
The first and only serial ever indorsed by
the Boy Scouts of America
"The Radio DetectiUe"
Starring
Jack Daugherty with Margaret Quinlby
A great adventure picture produced
with the cooperation of the Boy Scouts Of
America
If you've red blood in your veins, here's
your picture A chapter every Saturday
for 10 weeks. Be sure your boy sees this
this picture.
All scouts in uniform and marching
With their troop will be admitted free at
Saturdays Matinee, p. m. See your
scoutmaster.
Regular Prices Matinee, 10c, zoe, and 25c
Night -10c, 25c, 35c, loge SOC.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FOR RENT COTTAGE; TWO BED
rooms; living room; bath. 210
North Verde on Phone 348.
9-10-1tpd.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FOR RENTTHREE ROOM FUR
nished house. Phone Mrs. B. Eng
land, Phone 223 NJ. 9-10-tf
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FOR SALE-70 ACRE RANCH IN.
Spring Valley, on highway, good
water, cheap for cash; inquire Mrs.
Harry Minnick, 223 South Beaver
Street, Flagstaff.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

VULCANIZERS ATTENTION. FOR.
sale or trade -Nestler Retreading
equipment. Practically new. We
are changing business and will sell
On time or take automobile as part
or full payment. Inquire Navajo
Motor Co., Winslow, Ariz. 9-102t
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FURNISHED APARTMENT WITH
garage, inquire Ideal Hotel. 9-10-tf
LOST SUNDAY, SEPT. a, BAM-
boo fishing rod, Lake Mary or
Flagstaff, reward S5. Fort Valley
Experiment station. S-l0-tf
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

LADY OF FAIR EDUCATION AND
some business ability who wants to
increase her income. Business en-.
tirely new. and wonderful, no can
vassing. Carry it on at your home
and earn $5 to $40 per day. Send
name and address and we will call
ON you. Edison Box 10, care of
Sun.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

FOR RENT-A FURNISHED I SIX
room home with garage, piano,
electric washer, sewing machine,
desirable location i'll lease for
year or more il desired. Inquire
Johnston's Toggery. 3-10-tf
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10

LOST-BUNDLE CONTAINING 9
by II wall tent and poles. Finder
notify G. s.. Warren, 1920 N. 11th
st., Kansas City, Kans.s Reward.
1t-pd
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10
"A Social Celebrity

Also Scenic and 2 Reel Comedy
Regular Prices -10c, 25c, 35c and K
(only 64) SOC.
The Coconino sun., 1926-09-10


KMMMMEEEHRzzHEaHSaaAmAHz AmAHzMMnMEEEEEns@A&MAaa8S "A
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-08-08

ment of which Mr. Pollock has played
a leading part, both for his generous
contributions to the park area and as
president of the Northern Virginia
Park Association. Skyland's contribu.
ton to the pageant, for which hand
some costumes were obtained by Mr..
Pollock from New York. represented
past epochs in the history of this par
ticular section of the Old Dominion.
and was participated in exclusively by
Skyland guests and employees. The
first float represented the Indian oc-
cupancy. Next scame Englands as
cendancy, with a regiment of red
coated British soldiers lead by Lord
CORVALLIS. impersopated by DIR. Bark
lie Coulter. former Baltimorean, who,
after being attached for the past two
years to the Royal Victoria Hospital,
at Montreal. is now of the medical
faculty of Harvard University at the
Peter Bent Bingham Hospital, at Bos-
ton. Following the Britishers came
the Continental troopers. in buff and
blue, led by DR.. Dana Conan of the
surgical staff of Johns Hopkins, Balti-
more. as Gen. Washington. with Mr.
George Element Judd Of Washington
as his aid. and followed Ev a float
depicting the social life. of colonial
days. The fine sporting spirit char
acteristic of Virginia was illustrated
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land States and to Philadelphia with
Mr.. and Mrs. j. E. Biedler of New
| Market. Va, and Miss Velma Biedler
of Timberville, Va.
Mrs. John Mex Barley and chill
dren, who have been visiting Mrs
Barleys mother, Mrs. George S.
Finch left last week for their home
in Jacksonville, Fla, accompanied by
Mrs. Barley.
Mr. and Mrs Charles w Martin and
three small children have returned
from a visit Of three weeks at Colonial
B. IN.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry O'Bannon
Cooper are again in their home on
Braddock Heights. after trip West
and to Yellowstone Park.
Mrs Christie Scott went Monday to
New York to visit her son-in-law and
daughter, Mr.. and Mrs. G. l.. Austin.
Fla, is the guest of Miss Elizabeth
Titcomb at Mt. Ida.
Mr.. and Mrs. Marvin T. Levely of
Roanoke, Va, are the guests of Mr..
and Mrs. B. E. Hatsell.
Mrs. William A. Sweeney Of Green's
boro n. G., is the guest of Mrs. Ber-
nard Donnelly in Potomac.
Miss Eleanor Schwarzmann is the
guest of Miss Clara Lane in her home
the Pines, near Annapolis, Md.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. Samuel Luckett and
young Richard Luckett have returned
from Tamaqua, Pa, where they were
the guests of Mrs. Luckett's brother
in-law and sister, Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel
Rice Beard.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Petit are back
from Burke, Va, where they spent
some time in their country home.
Mrs. Harry Lucas and Miss Myrtle
Lucas have returned to Philadelphia.
after "a visit to Mrs. Leslie c. Tut, at
Braddock Heights.
Mrs A. L. Giles and her daughter,
Mrs. ST. Clair ID. Shelton. are back
from a visit to their former home in
Waynesboro, Va.
Miss Agnes Reed Of Petersburg, Va,
is the guest of her uncle and aunt, Mr..
and Mrs. Floyd j. Keller.
Miss Bernice Snellings has returned
to her home in Fredericksburg. after
a visit to Mr. and Mrs. Carroll F.
Hines.
Mrs. c. ]. Goldsworthy and Miss
Clara Mae Goldsworthy are back from
trip to Buffalo. Niagara Falls. New
York City and Philadelphia
Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. Taylor and fam
lily, Of Tampa, Fla, are the guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Fl. A. Hampton.