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so. ST. PAUL HvnSrOck

South st. Paul, March 17.-(U. s. D.
Of A:)-Cattle $500; opening slow;
tending lower on all Classes killing
quality rather plain;. bulk steers and
ycarlings salable around 500 a ,8.76;
few better grades upwards to 900 q
9.25; fat she stock dull 1T 4.6O 6
$50; Gamers and cutters unchanged;
bologna bulls firm; bulk $50 a. s. ~,
stockers and feeders, slow; bulk, CSC
a 7.75. Calves $500: 10 lower; good
lights 100.
Hogs $4,000; fairly active; avcrag.
ing full Is .M IS lower than. Tues.
day; desirable $50 to around gaOl
pound averages 1900; light weights
up to 1925; bulk 230 "a 325 mound
butchers ll.50 a. HIS, 2l0 a .22l
pound butchers salable from 1900 a
1915; bulk packing sows 1000: best
pigs 1850; average cost Tuesday
1854; weight 225.
Sheep 1000; opening around steady,
undertonc weak; fairly good fat native
lambs early 1900; some held higher.
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EASTERN TINE

EASTERN TINE
WEAF (492) New York City. A.
Beatrice Schwnb, soprano. 4:l5
Dulcitone. 400 -Adolph Benson.
baritone. 4:i5~"Currcnt Events"
5--Vinccnt Lopez and orchestra. O.
Dinner music. G:5O--Talk on the
anniversary of Grover CIeveland's
birthday, by Dr. John II. Finley. Z
Mid-Wcck Hymn Sing. 7:30---
The Smith Brothers." To WEEP
tA7GD. WTAG l2G8). WCAE l46l.3)
WWJ t:!2.U. WAR i3G5.9), WOO
taW.2). voc tISD. kSD (545.D.
WCCO (Al6iD, WCAP t469)
WSAl t325.D. S:3O-Davs SaxO-
phone Octcttc." To WOO (50S.2),
WCAE ti6l.D, WCAP (46D), WAR
(3C5.9, WGR (319), WTAG laG8).
WEEP (476). 9-"Ipana Troubad-
ours" To WEEP t476), WCAP
(469), WWJ (3527), WCCO (4l6.4.
WGR (31Y, kSD (545.D, WOO
(5O82). 10-Gala Irish Program"
To WEEP (47G), WTAG l268),
WCAP (469), WWJ (352.7), WAR
t3O5.9, VITO (34S.6). n---Hughie
Barrett and orchestra.
CENTRAL TINE
voc (484) Davenport, la. Vocal
and instrumental. 9--Organ. $3.50
Musical.
WHO (526) Dcs Moines. Ia. 6--Trio.
7:l5--Orchestra. S:l5-Vocai and
instrumental. !-Orchestra.
WMAQ (447.5) Chicago, Ill. c. Or
gan. C:3O-Orchestra. S:5:--
WHIT (4OO) Chicago, III. 6--Vocal.
9:30-Variety. ll:15-Orchestra
11:30-Popular
WGN (3O2.8) Chicago, I'll. 6:3O--
Musical. 9-Studlo. lO--Variety.
WQJ (447.5) Chicago, Ill. Con
cert. 10-Orchestra and solosts. /
Ginger Hour. >
WLIB t302.S) Chicago. Ill. 7:20--
Variety. ll-Musical. ll:2O Or
chestra.
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!. RANGE OF CARLOr SALES

Minneapolis, March 17.-(P)-Range
of cArlot grain sales:
Wheat No. dark northern 1909
@1.761a; No. 2 dark northern l.62as
a. l.75A; No. 3 dark northern $50 q
l.71ss.
No. l hard spring Log a 1.73A.;
No. 2 amber durum 1.4lss; No.
mixed l.497s; Barley sample grade st
O., 61.. No. 3 81 a Gl1s; corn No
yellow s65; No. 6, mixed 58A oats
No. 2 white 37N q 3sA; rye, No. 2
II. Is
Flax No. /. 23l. a ~.
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MISCELLANEOUS

MISCELLANEOUS
FOR SALE-One Boston terrier bitten.
one and one-half years old. and
three pups, two and one-half
months old, two males and one
bitch at $50; all brihdle with white
markings. Send $3.50 with order,
bal. COD. A. Reinhart. Box Alb.
Ironton, Mimi. 3-l5-lwk.
FOR SALE-Rottom hay, mixed
wheat grass and alfalfa. clean and
bright. Excellent for horses.
Along Mandan Bismarck pavement
Woodland Farm, Box 25O, Bismarck.
N. Oak. :;-l0-tf
FOR SALE-Dry stove wood. dia-
mond, willow and cottonwood.
Ashes hauled at reasonable prices.
Clarence Hanson. Off. phone 8l8;
Res. phone 219J. 3-l5-3t
FOR SALE Full blooded Scotch
Shorthorn bull. weighs 1900 lbs.
seven years old. Can be seen at
McCormick's Ranch, Menoken.
3-4-3wks.
ASH and Diamond willow fence posts
for sale. Inquire at Dahl's clothing
store. 3-17-4t
FOR SALE-Two purebrcd Hereford
bulls. The Wachter Transfer Co:
3-1G-tf
FOR SALE: Pioneer White Dent
Seed Corn. tested 95 per cent.
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CHICAGO PRODUCE

Chicago. March l7.-LN-Buttcr
higher; receipts 1914 tnbsi cream
cry extras 42A: standards 4lN; ex-
ira firsts 41A a AIN; firsts 4Oh a
Al; seconds 81 a 39h.
/ Eggs LOVER; receipts 1850, cases;
firsts. 26k a 26h; + ordinary firsts
20; storage extras 28A i firsts 28M
Cheese unchanged. -
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Otto Bauer was unanimously chos-
en- president Of the Mandan Chamber
Of Commerce at meeting OF the
board of directors Monday night. AZ
torney j. NJ. Hanley is vice presi-
dent and T.. A. Ripley, second vice
president A. w. Furness, who has
been acting secretary for the past
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CHICAGO P0IlLTRY

Chicago, March 17-I&5MFcuiiry
firm: No, cars received: fowls n.
springs 80: turkeys So; roosters 81 ;
ducks 80 a. 81; geese 10.
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MANDAN NEWS

Overwhelming defeat Of the pro-
posed 100000 waterworks and city
hall bond issues in the special cleo
ton Monday was followed yesterday
by the announcement Of Otto Bauer
and H. A. Schmitt as candidates for
members Of the city commission at
the election in April on Il program OF
rigid economy and putting the city
affairs on business basis.
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LOST

LOST-At Bismarck Bank Bldg. an
alice blue flannel dress with tan
trimming on collar and pockets.
Call 1874 or Room 3O7 Bismarck
Bank Bidg.,, Mrs. Frank Ernisse.
tafss .st 4t~rst 3-16-3t
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WANTED TO BUY

WANTED to buy. from owner direct.
a or 6 room bungalow in good
location, State cash, price, also
terms. Write Box So. Bismarck. n.
OAK. 3-l7 st
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MINNEAPOLIS RANGE
MINNEApOLis ,CRAiN

Minneapolis, March l7.-LR)-Wheat
receipts lag cars compared to 148 q
year ago. Cash No. northern 1895
a 1925; No. dark northern spring
choice to fancy l.69ss a 1.75ss; good
to choice 1.64as a 1881; ordinary to
good l:697s a l.63A;. No. hard
spring a.61% a LIAM; No. / dark
hard Montana on track 1.6O% "a
1.73h; to arrive 1.59A a l.73ss
May 1858 July $50.
Corn No. g. yellow go q ,72.
Oats No 8 white 36ss a 367s.
Barley 81 a IS.
Rye No. 2, 81A a 83A.
FAX No. /, 2.26 a 2.3l.
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POTATOES

Chicago, March 17.-PotatOes: Re.
seipss s. 80 ears; total y: s. shipments
ket weak; Wisconsin sacked round
whites $50 a.. 4.lO; mostly around
a 90 a. 4.l0; few fancy shade higher;
Minnesota sacked, round whites 8 "a
q 400; idaho sacked russets 800
q 400. according to quality.
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CHICAGO GRAIN

Chicago, March tl7.--LR)-.cash /:
Wheat, No. 2 hard ITO. Corn No. 4
mixed 60 a 10; No. 8 yellow 74@7Ah
oats No. 2 white 40h a AN; No. 9
white 4Oh a Al.
Rye No. 2, 84s h.z.. 500 ~
Timothy seed 6.35 a 700.
Clover seed $500 a $500.
Lard 1912.
Ribs 1857.
Bellies 1897.
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POSITION WANTED
ON THE AIR
BEST PICK

DES I'IVN
WTAM (3s9.4D Cleveland. o.
G-Orchestra. s Blue Room
Studio. II Dance tunes.
KYW $3.50 Chicago. III. c.
Musical. 1880 Studio. 10 -
Revue. Insomnia Club
WDAF t365.G) Kansas City,
Mo. S-Play. $50 Negro
spirituals. 8 Classical. H:4b
---Frolic.
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commissioner to request only the res
ignation, of Patrolman Reed, but this
motion was lost for want Of second.
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MARKETS
- Asoeolael Prs Leeso1 Wire
a tsSsl. x.xytssss s.k..ssa
GRAIN
LIVESTOCK
WHEAT MARKET
ON DOWNTR.B|;|'nD
Drop Follows. Reports of Ar
gentine Wheat Being
Pressed for Sale
WHEAT CLOSES IRREGULAR

WHEAT CLOSES IRREGULAR
Chicago. March 17.-lR)-Un.
usual nervousness characterized
wheat trading today. during the
last part of the board Of trade ses.
sion. with buyers finally getting
the advantage. Selling attributed
largely to = Chicago operator oc-
casiOned one specially sharp breAk,
and forced into action some stand.
ing orders to let 70 of h0ldingS
and to stop losses at various fixed
limits. Support, however quick.
~ developed, and upturns ensued,
recovcries In foreign markets
having a steadying effect here
together with bullish reports %
to reserves Of wheat In the Can.
adam northwest and cOncerniaE
adverse threshing returns IN
southern Argentina. Wheat closed
irregular 5.8 net lower to SIS
advance. corn 3-8 to So down and
o.tS ut shade to IL cent de-
cline. "a
Chicago, March 17.--(P)-With re-
ports at hand that Argentine wheat
is being urgently pressed for sale, the
market here averaged lower early TO-
day. Word that Argentine exchange
rates were advancing and that the Ar.
gcntine yield per acre is less than cx
pected, failed to act as an offset. Anx
icty over the European, political out
look tended likewise to weaken values
and so too did optimistic crop advice.
regarding United States winter wheat
The opcning, "a cents off to Il cen
up. May l.G3 to ". July l.40N "a 1.a1
was followed by q material setback
all around but then something Of ,
rally.
For the most part corn and Oat.
were governed by the action Of wheat
After opening unchanged to- Il cen
higher, May 77;s 10 ~. corn under
went a moderate general sag.
Oats started unchanged to rs cent.
up, May 40 Il "a "a and later easet
down a little.
Lower quotations on hogs weakened
provisions
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WORK WANTED

Misunderstanding, specially mems
shirts. Dressmaking, rcmodeling
Would go out by the day. Reason
able price. Also furnished ligh.
housekeeping room. 423 Second st
Phone 932J. 3-l7-1W
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BABY CHICKS
FARM LANDS

FOR SALE-The N. W. Quarter of
Sec. 33, Stark County, miles
South Of Belfield, N. d. Every
foot can be cultivated. Price and
terms reasonable. NJ. w. Neff, Bis
marck, N. Oak. 2.27-1mO.
FOR SALE-32O acres rough timber
land, with many oak posts; abund-
ance of water; will sell for $1,000.
Write f. w. Jones', Killdeer, n.
Oak. 3-16-2wks.
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ROOMS FOR RENT
FOR KENT-Nlce and warm room in
fine locality. Call at 81 Ave. A.,
corner Mandan Ave-, or Phone
1917. 3-1.tf
LARGE Comfortable modern room
with two windows. Suitable for
one or two men. SOC Third st.
Phone 1851. 3-l7-St
FOR RENT-One single room with
kitchenette and closet, completely
furnished. All Fifth Street. 3-8-tf
FOR RENT--Room right downtown
over Blackstone. 116 Fifth st.
Phone Balm. 3-l5-3t
FOR RENT Three housekeeping
rooms, first floor front 421 Third
St. 3-l5-3t
FOR RENT-Furnishe rooms for
light housekeeping. $50 Fourth st.
3-13-lwk
FOR RENT-Room in modern home,
lit First street. Phone 195M.
C.10.ff
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PAGE SEVEN

two months, was elected secretary.
treasurer for the ensuing yexH. Ind
will be in active charge Of the clu6's
offices.
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The finest jade is mined in Chinese
Turkestan.
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Air dissolvcs in water the same as
sugar does.
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BISMARCK GRAIN

l cent per- pound discount under 55
Far corn. 20 lbs, & cents under
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
CASE ON
POWER FUND

The efforts Of the Government
and Edwin w. Davis to get a part
of the rate fund retained by the
Potomac Electric Power Company
as its part of the compromise in
the electric light rate adjustment,
scheduled for argument today, were
postponed by Justice Stafford, of
the District Supreme Court, until
October s.
District Attorney Peyton Gordon
Informed the court that all the
parties interested in the matter had
consented to the postponement.
The Government wants to inter
vene in the case in an effort to
collect 100000, alleged to be due
as a result of alleged overcharging
for electric power.
Justice Stafford signed the decree
approving the compromise and the
Government is to contend that this
is void and should be set aside.
Under that decree the electric
power company retained half the
fund and distributed the remainder
to current consumers in proportion
to the amount Of their bills during
the time the matter was in litiga-
tion.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
FOR D. c.
INQUIRY

Times staff photos

s a
Plans for a thorough investigation
OF every phase of the District
Government were completed today
by q special subcommittee Of the
House District Committee.
Comptroller General J. r. McCarL
the District Commissioners and Z.
r. Schmeckebie who is making 3
survey OF the District Government
for the American Civic AssOciat ton.
will appear before the COMMITTEES az
1890 a. M, tomorrow.
The American Bar Association will
be called upon To prepare a digest
of laws of the cities comparable
in size to the District.
Representative Ernest w. Gibson
of Vermont, chairman of the sub
committee which last year invests
gated the District government IN
connection with the impeachment
proceedings against former Conn
missioner Frederick A. Fennings
probably will head the new com
mittee.
The chairman viii be elected just
before tonorrow's hearings.
Representative Gibson declared
after today's meeting that the com
nnittee had decided to investigate
thoroughly the subject OF taxation
in the District.
The dispute over fiscal relations
between the Federal and Dlstrlct
also will be aired.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
To RACE
At LAUREL

Tomorrow-weather permitting
National Motor Racing Association
stars will again perform at Laurel.
A decided stimulus to interest in
the events has followed the sensa-
tional performance OF the National
Motor Racing Association drivers
on the giant Maryland oval. The
feat Of youthful Fred Winnai In
circling the track within one-fifth
OF a second of the worlds record
and the mastery driving Of Jimmy
Gleason, Russell SnoWberger, Ray
Keetch, Frank Farmer, AL Aspen
and the remainder Of the N. M. r.
A. stars has given race followers
a foretaste of the remarkable pN'-
forpances that may be expected in
the sthree-event program tomorrow.
Following out its conviction that
interest in automobile racing is to
be achieved only by avoiding pro-
grams that feature one marathon
event, the N. M. r. A. has carded
three races for tomorrow. These
will be q 25-mile class A sprint, a
25-mile amateur event, in which
cars must make 80 miles an hour
to qualify, and championship race
Of 100 miles which will be open to
cars that have shown themselves
capable of 120 miles an hour.
The qualifying runs this after
noon, to which holders of tickets
for tomorrow's events will be ad-
nlitted without extra charge, are
expected to bring thousands to the
track in view of the announced in
tention of n. M. r. A. officials to
give the drivers every chance to
establish new records.
Entrants who will take the
boards today, with race conditions
prevailing, include:
James Gleason, Russell Snow
berger, Tom Reed, Bill Strickler,
Ray Keech, Tom Dawson, Fred
Winnai, Bill Senyardo, Al Aspen,
Larry Williams, ]. P. Everett,
Frank Farmer. Niles Gary and
Jack Desmond.
The first race on tomorrow's pro-
gram will start at 3 p. m.
A loud speaker which will be
operated from the judges stand, Il
feature that made decided appeal
to the thousands at the June races,
will keep the crowd up to the
minute on what 10 transpirinE on
the track.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
ON ZONE
ROW HOUSES.

The Zoning Commission today
decided on 10 important changes
in zoning in the District and voted
to ask the National Capital Park
and Planning Commission to make
study of various types Of houses
which might be included In re-
stricted areas.
The decisions involving the larg-
est acreage were those included in
petitions OF Harry Wardman, Nc
Keever and Goss, and B. f. Saul
Company, who requested that Fort
Stevens, North Cleveland Park and
the area bounded by Fourteenth
Street, Georgia Avenue, Aspen and
Peabody Streets be changed from
A restricted to A and B areas.
The commission will not allow
these changes, but decided that the
definition of an A Restricted Area,
which on January 1, 1927. would
have excluded semi-detached houses,
will not take effect until January
/, 1928.
This. it is pointed out, will allow
property with semf-detached homes.
The commission decided TO change
the territory north OF Reservoir
Road and north Of Foxan Village
from A Restricted to B Restricted
Area, except for the frontage on
Foxall Road, in accordance with a
petition of Boss and Phelps. which
was discussed at the July meeting.
The Acacia Mutual Life Associa-
ton will be permitted to erect their
new office building on the site
bounded by Indiana Avenue, New
Jersey Avenue, D and Second
Streets Northwest, to a height OF
110 feet. Lot No. 573 was the only
one affected by the charge as ap-
piled for by the insurance associa-
ton.
The following changes in zoning
weer approved by the commission:
First Commercial G. Area, Az
feet to Residential A Area, 40 feet
| south side of Hayes Street, n. e.
between Deane Avenue and Forty
ninth Street; First Commercial c
Area, so feet, to 80 feet, the pro-
perty abutting the east SIDE OF
Second Street, between Massachus-
etts Avenue and F Street, property
abutting south side Of d. Street,
N. E.. between First Street and
Massachusetts Avenue. and pro-
perty abutting south eide OF Mass
achusettts Avenue, N. E., between
D Street and Third Street; Resi-.
Dental B. Area, 40 feet, to First
Commercial C Area, 60 feet, pro-
perty at southeast corner of Thir-
teenth and T Streets, s. E. for 100
feet back to Goodhope Road; Resi-.
Dental B Area to First Commercial
C Area, frontage on east side OF
Eighth Street, northwest, north OF
present First Commercial Property
facing Barry Place; Residential c
Area to First Commercial c Area,
property abutting both sides of
Mount Pleasant Street, N. W., be-
tween Irving and Kenyon Streets:
| and bounded by Harvard and
| Eighteenth Streets, Quarry Road
and Lanier Place except a strip
/ Of Harvard Street needed for street
widening purposes.
| All other petitions for changes In
zoning were refused.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
Who remembers When other
tUomen greatly enVied the
girl 1Chose hair 1UGs long
enough to sit on?
AUNT DEDA.
Terms

"Abraham's BOsOm"-An over.
crowded tenement.
s'BeeIzebub"-Ar retired fireman.
Lady GOdiVa''-A bathing girl.
'1King CoIe"-A dictator.
paradise Lost"-A raided crap
game.
s'Juggernaut" Locking up .
drunk.
''Honi Soft Qui Nal y Pense"-
Bare knees.
s'Hari Kari"-BObbing.
s'St. Yitus"-An exponent OF Jazz.
''TuIip Manipulating parties.
%ATausOIeun"-HO Of Repre-
sentaffves.
SsUncIe Sam"-A bad debt col.
IectOr. OLD SOCKS.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
PEDESTRIANS OF D. C.
TO DISCUSS RIGHTS

Those who walk have some
rights, in the opinion of the Pedes-
trian Protective Association of the
District of Columbia, and these
rights will be discussed at meet
ing of the executive and advisory
committees of the association at
1924 Eighth st. n. W., at 1880 this
evening.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
2,o1e NATIONAL GUARD
UNITS ARE RECOGNIZED

Federal recognition has been ex-
tended by the War Department to
a total OF 2.018 infantry units of the
National Guard. This is approx
mately 80 per cent Of the total mum;
ber authorized by law.
The Twenty-seventh Division, New
York National Guard, leads with
139 recognized units. Other divi-
sions are the Twenty-eighth with
136 recognized units, the Twenty
sixth with 1872 units, the Thirty
eighth with 127 units, while the
Thirty.fifth and Thirty-seventh Divi-
sions have 124 recognized units
each.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
FEEBLE MINDED
FNL SCHOOL

The District Training School for
Boys was crowded to capacity dur
ing the past year, with 29 white
and 13 colored inmates, according
to the annual report of DIR. Ken
meth B. Jones, superintendent, to
the board OF public welfare today.
Provision is being made, however,
according to DR.. Jones, to house
ITO children should the need ever
arise. Construction Of three cot
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
FAMOUS FEMININE REMARKS

mo, do not believe In kissing"
Z "RindIy TemoUe your arm"
"T'nn not that kind of t0owdn.
You must be used to the other
kind"
"I 4oouldH't marry the best man
] erer sdD."
DON'T squeeze my hand. don't
like It."
II never stayed out as lGte as
this before"
Don't tell me I'm pretty. IL
asHRds 90 stlI1Lp
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
snnIE YEARS AGO
> RIG us.PNr OFFICE
BASEBALL IN HEAVEN

Both Pa and Ma-.At 10 o'clock
at night our young people must
be in bed. Our children are never
out after that hour"
IN THESE DAYS
Both Daughter and Son-''Pa, you
and ma should not be sitting up
so late. You should be in bed by
10 O'Clock UNCLE ZEKE.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
He Arranged Trip

ARRANGEMENTS for the trip
OF the Times Herald contest win.
ners to the Dempsey -Tunney fight
were made by Walter v. Shipley.
passenger representative Of the
Baltimore and Ohio railroad.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24

Brushes operated by an electric
motor do the work on new shoe
shining stand and pressing lever
stops the motor, folds the foot
rests back and registers the shine.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24

The main difference be-
tween the French House of
Deputies and the American
House of Representatives,
says q so6g, Is that the former
Is bttlIimg the franc and the
latter Is frGnking the bull.
G. Fl. D.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24

A keyless lock has been invented
to replace the regular unit used on
|ahe spare-dre carriers Of many
types Of autoSnobile@, being proyided
With q dust and wreath EipEoOe -cspss
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
A NOTED CITIZEN

SEASONABLE WEATHER
3 epten1ber's mobile days will soon
have passed,
Make the most of them while they
last.
Ia your passing Iife's, broad high
way
Z ook for them never again, by the
way.
Ever press forward. with hopes
anew
3 irving to wear what these primal
letters tell you.
H. SMITH.
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sTLIcUsTATEo N S.

8 Ii Z q D I II 4 to ~ ..
Yau never miss the well until you
get water on the knee;
And yuu never miss your miss 'tiA
alimony sets her free.
Constance TGEntGdge neVer
liked those indecOToHsIy deco
rated, freCkisk, yeLIOO rGfs-
coats; she preferred a Mac
Intosb.
Here lie the bones Of Obadiah Spratt.
who went to an autumnal classic In
. straw hat. su,cua
The Washington times., 1926-09-24

tages, one Of which will be used
by employees of the school. is near
ing completion.
Required to provide quarters for
all types of feeble-minded children,
attention is called to the need for
additional dormitory space so that
white and colored male and female
children may be kept separate.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24

in
fight
they didn't mind the at all
The Washington times., 1926-09-24
DUMB ONES IN REPARrEE

she-I heard that You think
Newport News Is q newspaper.
He-WeII, they tell me that you
think. the Kentucky Derby Is .
hat. LEAPING LENA.
The Washington times., 1926-09-24

II vou have neuritis or rheumatiE
Turn on all Of your grfne;
lust think how badly you'd feel
II y0u were twins
STEAMBOAT, STEVE.