The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-03-03
now have nothing to do but pay your
income tax before March fifteenth.

Paths Are Auto Trails. Fairmont
Kiwanians are lucky in lots of ways.
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The ST. Paul Dispatch puts the mat
ter rather aptly when it says: "The
people are as good as ever. They
just seem lawless because laws are
passed so rapidly they can't keep up.
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And now the world is tha'eatened
with a sardine merger. This moves
some intellectual shark to ask how
it is ever going to be possible to
merge the sardine any more.
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New Ulm golf club disbands-
! Slayton golf club organizes! Clubs
may come and clubs may go but Red
wood Falls goes on forever. With
course like this one it couldn't be
otherwise.
/ eve heard of one Kansas man who
owns lot of corn and flock of tur-
keys. He blames the government for
the low price of corn but not for the
high price of turkeys. "-Lakefield
Standard.
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The Austin Herald says that one
way to get taxes down is to cut out
the political fun at elections. An
other way in some localities would
be to cut out the elections pretty
much all together.
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Why worry about the payment of
the European debts? The thing that
we are paying our own debts in our
own communities. We know several
hereabouts who still owe for a news
paper-maybe for more than one! :
$50
State has dairy cow to two
persons" headlines The Minneapolis
Journal. We don't know who has
the other half of our COW, but who
ever owns it is getting all the cream
checks-we haven't seen any of them.
'Spose its the front half we own!
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The editor of the Hennepin County
Review says he'd like to see the color
of the hair of the man Of woman who
has never done anything he or she
would hate to see in the old home pa
per. We can't see what the color of
the hair has to do with it-but the
Review editor will never see such a
person-there amt no such animal!
49,
Larry Ho of Saint Paul wants to be
Mayor Of the Sanity City as he was
for two terms several years ago. If
Larry wants it Larry should have it.
He is entirely worthy of the highest
office in the city or in the state. St.
Paul should feel complimented that
he is sufficiently interested to file
as candidate.
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The Prince of Wales is nothing if
not democratic. Recently he mingled
with the "down-and-outs" at the
East Side Labor Exchange in Lon
don, and talked sympathetically with
the unemployed. Apparently the
Prince appreciates a fact, not yet
] generally understood, that a man,
though lowly, is not necessarily low
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! If there ever has been any jeal-
Gus feeling among the feathered folk
toward the mechanical birds it must
have vanished recently when more
, than two tons of grain was distribut-
ed for them by airplane over the
wooded sections of Blair County, Pa.
Heavy SHOWS prevented this humane
work being done by men on foot.
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The man who has our sympathy is
the small-town man who has to cir
culate subscription petition for one
worthy cause CT another. If we
could get out of it by just letting him
have our sympathy it wouldn't be so
bad. But ordinarily it takes check
to shoe him out the door. The larg-
er the check the smaller our SYM
patty!
We have always approved of Judge
Haycraft and his kind of abide-by-
the-law gospel. But our respect for
! him has increased nightly since he
has been giving cut some of those
, good stiff sentences to the bootleg
gers in his district. The Judge is do
ing lot to educate his brothers in
his district, and also an erring Grim
inal class, as to the wisdom of abid-
ing by the Eighteenth Amendment.
We hope the Judge doesn't run out
of sentences.
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/ A news dispatch says that the pre-
vention of future war depends on the
| international control of raw mater
ials. We are moved to wonder if the
thing wouldn't be accomplished more
readily if the spelling of raw" was
reversed.
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! Wen say the Minnesota Editorial
Association did well for itself at its
annual meeting last week. 1t elect
ed Carl Eastwood of lie Sueur as its
president. There just isn't anything
better that could happen to that As
/, sociation than that.
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