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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-07-29
Phone Cldssllied Ads 70 HAN 626l
AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE q
MIR. BURRELIL.
WashingtOn'S First
Philadelphia Dealer
Amrnmn1ngq@
ANNOUNCES
the purchase Of this city's finest
used car stock and the retire
ment from business Of the
Frey's Auto Exchange
1924 14th st. N. w.

These cars have been heretofore
offered the public 1t Washington
prices. offer them at Phila-
delphia prices. Come and see
them / /! Get our prices. Unheard-
Of values. Ridiculous prices.
Come early! Bring deposit !!
Every car beauty I chal-
lenge anyone in this city on prices
Or condition. Here's sample:
1924 Dodge Bus Coupe. 1915
1924 Chevrolet Sedan ........ .275
1922 Studebaker Roadster $50. S25
1926 Buick Master Tour. 80. 800
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OTHERS INCLUDE
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NO. 3

4ao7 ELLICoTT ST. n. W.
6 room detached home, West
Chevy Chase, half block from
wisconsin Ave-: h.w..h.: electric
light: ami. on lot 4Sikxi00
feet deep. Side and rear alley.
Price. terms and permit to in
spect upon application.
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CHESAPEAKE BEACH HAS

CHESAPEAKE BEACH, ND.
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OAKLAND DEMoNsTRAToR-T
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cannot be told from new and are
guaranteed same as new cars. Your
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car is N excellent mechanical condi-
tires tire and and has been reprinted. Your
car in trade and easy terms. ADAMS
OAKLAND 1925 coAcH-This car
10 in excellent mechanical condition
s sre. fonrsRSssl brakes pnoo finish
ana some extras. Priced very low
and will take your car in trade, Easy
terms. ADAMS OAKLAND CO., 2O15
OAKLAND 1924 ToURING-Priced
very low and your car in trade. Easy
brakes, disc wheels, duco finish ana
il in excellent mechanical coalition.
ADAMS MOTOR CO.. 2o15 14th St.
N. w.
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CHEVROLET 30 and "a ana '25
tourings, sedans, coaches and four
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tires and are priced very low to move
MOTOR Co. aO15 14th St. N. ".
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MOTOR CO, 2o15 f4th st. N. w.
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C0ckSure

You gcan feel cocksure about
any used car you buy here, for
the reason that the house which
sells them bears an enviable
reputation; and then, too, our
promises are ia writing.
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NO. 2

ta3e FEssENDEN STREET, N. w
room detached home, West
Chevy Chase just off OF Wis
consin Ave-, on lot l0x13b to
paved alley; double garage,
hardwood floors; ami: h.w.-h.
Stationary tubs. two closed in
sleeping porchea. Price. terms
and inspection permit upon
application.
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Phone Classified Ads to Main 52G0
SAIE-HOUSFS SO
Evening star., 1926-09-29

until Tuesday? Let the usual Wednes-
day work be done on Monday, ara
when the guests have gone by Tues
day have the washing done, and the
ironing on Wednesday. The house
work is all accomplished. There is
system, and added convenience. You
master the work. 1t does not master
you, and .monotony is cast aside.
Helpful Hints.
DefiniteneSs is n part of system and
order. There is nothing approaching
haphaZardness in the well run home
There must be places for things. or
else some Of the haphaZard quality
creeps in. 1t is impossible to prevent
this. Therefore, when new things are
bought, if place is small especially,
something already owned must be
possession. In this way things are
constantly kept systematized.
Some Essentials.
To promote order it is imperative
that each person in a household has
some room or space in which TO keep
his or her particular belongings. Do
not chide a child for throwing his hat
on a chair If he has no special place
to put it, Definiteness is q part OF
system and order. But above almost
every other thing, there has to be
elimination to insure order. Crowded
| rooms look disorderly. Too many
things clutter up spaces and clog the
| mind. 1t gets bewildered, and this is
| part of disorder. Eliminate, system
atize and be orderly. but avoid mo-
| notony.
Evening star., 1926-09-29
Indigestion Is Serious.

Chicago woman paints vivid word
picture Of her indigestion--a picture
which might furnish good material
for the professional testimonial writer
if / should publish it-and then asks
whether ! think it will result in any
thing serious eventually.
Indigestion, before we become fur
ther involved, never happens. How
ever. | think it is Il rather serious
matter when anybody gets the obses-
sion that he has indigestion.
Having indigestion is very much
like contracting a slight cold' or
drifting into a rundown condition
or suffering n nervous breakdown"
from "overwork' that is. if anybody
takes these spurious terms seriously.
Indigestion is in some respects
worse than autointoxication. HaIf-in-
formed folk who cherish the delight
fully morbid deluSion of autOintOXl-
cation generally haven't anything the
matter anyway and find considerable
diversion experimenting with colon
therapy. Msinformed folk who suffer
with the Indigestion obseSsiOn often
have something really the matter with
them, and while they are fooling with
"aids to digestion" or careful diet
the unrecogniZed disease may 90 ON
to Il dangerous condition.
When I say there is no such all
ment, disease or abnormal condition
as indigestion" l mean what l say.
| do not mean that there are not a
million deluded folk who fatuOusly
ascribe their ailments or diseases to
indigestion" Nor do l wish to in
innate that / can tell anybody what
his trouble is if it isn't indigestion.
l recall great lesson in diagnosis
impaired by fine teacher. DR.. De
lancey Rochester. Prof. Rochester
presented 10 his medical class Il group
OF patients with early tuberculosis.
each patient illustrating different
mode Of onset--in one case the dis
ease began with what resembled or
dinary bronchitis. in another with
anemia. in still another with what
purported to be indigestion and stom.
ach trouble. and SO on.
In a great many instances of heart
disease. cardiovascular degeneration
Bright's disease. the victims drift
Evening star., 1926-09-29
DELI l1V1L ~ II O101LIO ". BURGESS

! to himself. 'Reddy Fox won't be
| hanging around with one of those two
! legged creatures here
! SO those footsteps had hardly passed
| when Danny darted out from under
| the old log and headed straight for IL
certain bathhouse. 1t was some time
since he had been over there and he
wasn't sure that Jimmy Skunk was
still living there. When he popped un-
derneath and discovered a black and
! white ball up in one corner he gave
a sigh of relief. 1t was evident that
Jimmy had just come in. He had been
! out all night Jimmy has II way of
! being out all night. and. like most folks
/ who have been out all night. he is
! pretty well tired out by the time he
! gets home. But there is one thing
about him-he is always good natured
| which is more than can be said for
some other folks You see. being out
all night is perfectly all right for jim
my Skunk.
| Good morning" squeaked Danny
| Jimmy didn't hear him. Good morn
| ing. Neighbor Skunk" cried Danny
| little louder in that squeaky voice of
| his
'T suppose it is" replied Jimmy
| Skunk sleepily.
You suppose what is?" demanded
| Danny. looking puzzled.
why, a good morning, of course, +"
retorted Jimmy. What are you do
, ing over here at this hour"
| I'm looking for some news re-
| piled Danny. Can you tell me where
/ that big Man Bird is-the one that
| hroght me here to the Seashore?"
| How should l know" replied Jim
my, rather shortly. THAT Man Bird
! flew away the very day after you got
| here. How should know where IL is?"
What" squealed Danny. "Wh-wh-
what was that YOU said?''
I II said that that big Man Bird few
away long ago replied Jimmy
whats that to you? What are YOU
whimpering about"
iii want to go home LII want
to go home. and now c-c-can't What
! shall I do?"
stay here" replied Jimmy Skunk
dryly.
tCopyright. 1926
Evening star., 1926-09-29
$50 YEARS AGO TODAY
Story of the I. S. A.
BY JONATHAN A. RAWSON, JR

Hundreds Of sick and wounded SOL
diers from Washington's army have
found their way to the towns in the
southwestern corners Of the State.
The selectmen of the towns between
Greenwich and New Haven have been
empowered on behalf Of the State to
equip and operate hospitals for these
men who are making such great sacri-
fees for our great cause. The plan Is
to have one or more hospitals in every
town between kingsbridge and New
Haven The hospitals will be fur.
nished and provisioned at the States
expense.
All this work for the relief of SOL
dier and civilian sufferers comes upon
Connecticut at time when the best
of our men are absent in the Army or
on the sea in the service Of the coun.
try, and at a season when lack Of
careful attention to their farms will
mean the loss of farm products which
can by no means be spared. 1t also
comes while the demands on the can
non foundries. iron furnaces and pow.
der mills are increasing daily. These
war industries are in most cases oper-
ated by the State. They furnish war
needs for the Army and Navy Of the
United States as we'll as for the State g
own forces and home defense. Chief
among these works are the plants at
Symsbury, Salisbury, Hartford and
MiddletoWn.
Evening star., 1926-09-29
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BY WILLIAM BRADY, M. ID.

along for months or years monkeying
with their poor digestion"
The practice of ascribing the effects
of infection or disease Of the gall sac
with or without gall stones, to lin
digestion" is almost universal.
+. Although a neurotic or hypochon
driac may complain of choice selec'
tion of. subjective symptoms of I'm
digestion" such a person cannot SO
readily make physician believe he
has any objective symptoms or signs
of such hypothetic illness. A sub
jective sympOm is something which
the patient feels or observes; an OBJ
jectiye symptom is something a phys
ician can determine or observe for
himself. 1t Should be obvious, then
that in any case q diagnosis of "in
digestion is made by a physician
only as Il matter of courtesy or con
yenience-sort of an alibi for the pa
tient. Newspaper fatalities from
acute indigestion" are generally af
fairs of courtesy: given to the public
in order to conceal what really caused
death. OF course no physician would
seriously record indigestion" as a
cause of death.
This is the idea ! am driving at;
Whenever your indigestion" becomes
annoying enough to call for treat
ment. it is high time to bid your doc
tor to find out what ails you,
Evening star., 1926-09-29

of the blood bring disease your stomach your eyes,
your kidneys-to your entire system.
And the worst of it is that merely brushing the
teeth cannot protect you. For toothbrush can
possibly reach all those spots where the danger lies
Decay is caused by mouth acids. These acids form
in the little assures and between your teeth, and
along the line where gums and teeth meet-The
Danger Line. In order to prevent decay you must
use dentifrice which will neutraiize those acids.
That is what Squibb's Dental Cream does. 1t is
made with than fifty per cent of Squibb's Milk
of Magnesa 1t reaches into all of the tiny creviccs
around each tooth at the gum margin. neutralizng
tbs acids that irritation and the time
it soothes the tender gums. The Milk of Magnesia
contained in Squbb's Dental Cream also reaches into
the crevices and assures and between the teeth,
preventing acid decay Squibbs Dental Cream is
sale drug stores everywhere 40 cents large tube.
Evening star., 1926-09-29
Connecticut's Tasks Grow.

LEBANON, Conn, September 20.
1776.-Connecticut has within the last
few months become one vast war es-
tablishment. There has been no fight
ing yet with British soldiers within
its borders, but the people are SUBJ
jected to a constant strain upon their
strength and resources to meet endless
demands for troops and war supplies
Of all kinds. Gov. Jonathan Trum-
bull, familiarly known as Brother
Jonathan, maintains his war Office in
this village. and not a day passes here
that does not witness scenes Of the
greatest activity in the cause Of Amer
lean independence.
The States regular burdens have
been heavily increased of late by the
military development near New York.
When the British army captured Long
Island and then New York City, hum
dreds of patriot families abandoned
their homes and fed to Connecticut.
These unfortunate people-most Of
them women, children. the infirm and
the aged-arrived utterly destitute Of
every necessity. The committees Of
inspection in the towns along the
Sound were at once advised to pro-
vide for their needs without delay,
keeping accounts of their expendi-
lures to be submitted to the General
Court in October.
Evening star., 1926-09-29
System Aids in Avoiding Monotony
BY LYDIA LIE BARON WALKER.

System and order are so closely al
lied that one cannot exist without the
other. A systematic person is order
lN. and an orderly person has to have
n system to follow. Homes are in
chaotic disarray when no system is
followed but routine and system are
not to he confused with one another.
Routine, when slavishly followed. be-
comes extremely monotonous. System
and order are satisfying and soothing.
These are things TO cultivate. for by
them more car be accomplished, and
in shorter time.
How. then, can we have these two
essential elements without becoming
entangled in that bugbear of house
keeping, namely, monotony? II con-
Evening star., 1926-09-29

chair a bright turquoise blue. The
fireplace, designed especially for
nursery, alternates tiles Of dull rose
pink with white tiles decorated with
blue flowers and green leaves. The
effect is very naive-one might say
"Dutch"
The diminutive andirons are shiny
brass and over the mantel there is a
shelf for especially cherished orna-
ments.
Altogether a cozy and inviting din
ing place where a child may eat his
meals far from the snares and tempta-
tions Of the big folks" dinner table.
copyright. 1920
Evening star., 1926-09-29
Cannelon of Beef.

The dish Is prepared by making
chopped beef into a roll and baking 1t
wrapped in a buttered paper. meth
cd designed to keep in the steam and
so insure a moist. tender dish. The
paper must be removed before serv-
ing. The roll should be basted occa-
sionally with butter and water or drip
pings and water. When preparing the
roll an egg may be added for each
pound and half of meat, and chopped
parsley, onion juice, lemon peel or
finely chopped green peppers make u
good seasoning. A thickened gravy
may be made from the drippings, the
liquor used being either water or to-
mato juice. Strips of pork placed on
the roll may be substituted for the
buttered paper and basting.
An old bridge was removed and a
new one erected in a day by railroad
In England recently.
Evening star., 1926-09-29
Currant Fingers.

Make a short pie crust. roll II int"
a thin square. then cut in halves.
Cover one piece thickly over with
best dried currants and a few bits OF
butter here and there. Crate little
nutmeg over it and sprinkle we'll with
sugar. Now cover this with the sec
ond piece of pastry. press down th'
edges and place on r baking sheet
Prick all over with fork. Bake in :
fairly hot oven for about three min
utes. When finished take out, dredg'
with sugar and cut into finger shapes
Evening star., 1926-09-29
Puzzle.LimeriCk$

An inventor set sail from i
In a flying machine to the-2--
lie has not yet-3-
And his wife. who's in-4--
Homes to draw his insurance check-5
/. District in Lower Burma. India.
.. Satellite of the earth.
g. Returned two words).
4. What widows usually wear.
;. Within Il short time.
CEote: This limerick may seem a
bit farfetched but then so do most
of the stories written by Jules Verne.
and most of them have come true.
Anyhow. it would be we'll to complete
the limerick before questioning 1t. The
answer and another "PuZZllck VIII
appear tomorrow)
Evening star., 1926-09-29

Remove the oil. bones and skin
from one can of salmon. then mince
the fish fine. Rub in four tablespoon
fulS of melted butter until smooth.
Add one-half a cupful of fine bread
crumbs to three eggs beaten light.
Season the fish with salt, cayenne
pepper and parsley. Add the eggs
and crumbs. Put in a bVttered mold
sauce.
Evening star., 1926-09-29
SUB ROSA
BY MIMI.
When Not to Perform.

There are several different kinds OF
| people in the world, but the most
| troublesome and least popular Is the
girl who insists on giving a perform
ance of some sort which displays noth'
| ing but her lack of Skill.
The bad amateur performance oil
any kind is q torture to the listeners
| and a black mark against the giI1
who has volunteered to perform.
| This isn't intended to discourage
those girls who have a little talent
which gives their friends pleasure. 1t
| is intended to warn damsels who think
! they're u riot on the piano or the
mandolin or the ukulele. that some
may not share their delusion as to
how good they are.
Eloise imagines that she can tear
off the best Jazz ever heard on any
| platform No one Of her acquaintance
| agrees with her. No one has ever con-
| sidered that she can play jazz at all.
| Yet she persists in her sublime self
| contidence-cant stay in a room with
| a piano for a minute without rushing
| over to torture the poor instrument
as soon as she's collected Il large
! enough audience.
! 1t isn't fair TO the rest of the crowd.
! 1t isn't even fair to the piano. People
are apt to say: "Oh, for heavens
| =
She'll insist on playing all evening,
and you know what that means. NJ
one can enjoy herself when Eloise is
| making the air hideous with her idea
| of jazz
| Either they say that or they vel
| come her performance as Il noise,
under cover of which they can ridicule
| her and giggle to their hearts con
| tent.
There arc other pests in the world
| besides the piano pest. There Is the
| singing pest and the esthetic dancing
pest, and the male saXophone pest.
All these young people are misguided
enough to suppose that they have
| talent.
| All of them amuse the friends wh'
| don't care for them anyway - and
| tortur the friends who hate to sec
| them make fools Of themselves.
| Ii your friends beg you to perform
for them-it's the gracious thing for
YOU to comply with their request
! willingly.
But if you're not urged to dance o,
| sing it's unwise to be too confident
that your Offering will be received
with the greatest satisfaction.
| You may not be the greatest singer
| in the world, and yet your voice may
| give others pleasure in simple little
songs.
| You will be made aware of others
enthusiasm for your singing by THEN
| constantly asking you for a song or
! two.
If you have any sense. their silence
/ on the question of your voice will tell
you that they aren't very keen on {
vocal performance. And you will not
thrust your offerings upon them un-
| less a direct request is made.
! The self-contidence that helps you
! entertain others in an easy manner
! is one thing - the Self-delusion tha'
| enables you to continue to torture
! your friends when they've shown no
| desire for your entertainment is quite
another matter. and something that
| ought TO be avoided.
Copyrght. 1929
! Mimi will be glad to answer any In
| quires directed to this paper. provided a
stamped. addressed envelope is incl0sed
Evening star., 1926-09-29

away. I'll he safe. Rut. If course. it
will take me back home Just as ii
brought Nanny and me back from the
sunny South. The first chance | get
] think IN run over TO the hathhouse
and see if Jimmy skunk is living un-
der it now. lie ought TO know where
it is
Now. Danny didn't dare go oUt at
night for fear that Short-ear the
Marsh Owl would catch him. And he
was afraid that Reddy Fox was watch
ing for him by day. Wasn't that a
dreadful situation 10 be in" But Dan
nv had made up his mind that If he
got out al all. il would have to be in
the daytime He wanted to start
early in the morning. but he didn't
dare do that But later that morning
he heard heavy footsteps. They were
the footsteps Of one Of those two-leg-
Ged creatures called men. They
passed very close to that old log un-
der which Danny was hiding.
Now Is my chance" cried Danny
Evening star., 1926-09-29
MENU FOR A DAY.

BREAKFAST.
Melons.
Hominy with Cream.
Baked Beans.
Fish Cakes. Chill Sauce.
Griddle Cakes, Maple Sirup.
Coffee.
LUNCHEON.
Crabmeat Salad.
Parker House Rolls
Washington Pie.
Tea.
DINNER.
Bouillon.
Roast Pork, Cranberry Sauce.
Celery.
Riced Potatoes. Baked Squash.
Banana Fritters, Lemon Sauce.
Brown Betty, Hard Sauce.
Coffee.
GRIDDLE CAKES.
Take pint lukewarm water
or little more to II yeast cake.
Let dissolve. Mix with gra-
ham -four to form smooth bat
ter. not so very thin. Let rise
over night. In morning add salt
and about level teaspoon soda
dissolved in little boiling water.
Fry on hot creased griddle.
Serve with maple sirup.
BANANA FRITTERS.
Peel bananas and cut in
lengthwiSe slices. Let them
steep ] hour with sugar and
lemon juice, dip in fritter bat
ter and fry to light brown in
plenty of hot lard.
WASHINGTON PIE.
Separate . eggs, yolks and
whites beaten separately; cream
l cup sugar. l2 cup milk, cups
flour sifted with p teaspoon
soda and l teaspoon cream OF
tartar. Bake in two pie tins.
When done, turn out and cool.
Put whipped cream between
and on top, Favored with va
nilla. Peaches, sliced. are nice
, with whipped cream on top Of
pie.
Evening star., 1926-09-29
Danny Has a Shock.
a sudden shock twill sometimes take
To got some people wide awake.
Old Mother Nature

Danny Meadow Mouse had made
up his mind that he was going to
start for home, though where home
was he didn't know. He had been
hrought TO the beach in an airplane,
which, as you know, he called a
Man Bird. He had climbed out of
Il as soon as he arrived at the beach
and he hadn't thought Of it since.
But NOW he could think of nothing
else
"If | can once find that Man Bird,
thought Danny. I'm be safe. Even ii
II dneSnt take me back home right
Evening star., 1926-09-29

Do not use ordinary soaps in the
treatment given above. Do not think
any green soap, or represented as
of palm and olive oils, is the same
as Palmolive.
Remember that before Palmoiive
came, women were told. "use no
soap on your faces" Soaps then
were judged too harsh. Pafmolive
is beauty soap made for one pur-
pose only; to safeguard your COM
plexion. 50 years of soap study
stand behind it. Millions Of pretty
skins prove it's effectiveness beyond
ali doubt.
BE SURE YOU GET THE
REAL PALMOLIVE
1t costs but 10c the cake!-so little
that. millions let it do for their bodies
what it does for their faces. Obtain
Palmolive today. Note what one
week of its use will bring. The
Palmolive Company (Del Cosp.).
Chicago. utinoiA ssss
Evening star., 1926-09-29
HOME NOTES
BIZ JENNY WREN.

There is much that is Interesting
and worth while now in the way Oh
furnishings for childs room. These
little pieces are true colonial reproduc-
tions and. as they are purchased un-
finished, may be painted to add gay
color to their other quaint charms.
The butterfly table is painted dan
delion yellow and the Gov. Bradford
Evening star., 1926-09-29
One bad tooth can
affect your entire system

THE teeth share in the
blood supply. The
same circulatory sys-
tenn which supplies
them with food and
carries off their waste
comes into contact
with every other part
of the body. Thus
poisonous substances
and disease germs can
be carried away from
one bad tooth and
through contamination