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van routes Of Southwestern Asia or
not.
The electric refrigerator is a
modern invention which has been
developed to take the place of the
ordinary ice-cooled refrigerator,
and do a great deal more.
The electric refrigerator is made
up of refrigerating mechanism
and an insulated cabinet such as is
used for cooling with ice. A set
Of copper coils is placed in what
would correspond to- the ice COM
partment in an ordinary refriger-
ator. A compressor or condenser
with an electric motor built into
the same unit is placed in the base
of The cabinet or perhaps in the
basement or onother convenient
! location.
Refrigeration is accomplished
by the circulation through the coils
of a refrigerating liquid commons
~ Sulphur Dioxide. This Sui
phur Dioxide absorbs the heat
from the cabinet, leaving it cold.
The refrigerant in the form of a
gas is drawn down into the com
pressor where it gets rid OF its
heat, returns to a liquid form and
goes back to the coils ready for
another cycle of cooling. When
sufficient heat leaks into the chest
again, the compressor Is started
automatically to operating.
The action of the electric re-
frigerator is entirely automatic,
and constant cold temperature
is maintained in the refrigerator
without any attention on the part
of the housewife. This tempera-
ture, it was pointed out, will be
constantly below SO degrees q
dry, cold atmosphere in which
foods viii not spoil.
Another attractive feature of
the electric refrigerator, it was
pointed out, is the ice-making fea-
ture. Shallow trays are fitted
into recesses inside the coils and
here cubes of hard, pure ice are
frozen. There will be plenty of
this ice for ordinary household
needs cooling drinks and the like.
And another nice feature is,
that a great variety of desserts,
ices, creams, sherbets and the like
can be frozen in the same trays.
Some of the outstanding ad-
yantages of electric refrigeration,
Mrs. Spottswood pointed out, are
convenience, ability to have mod.
ern efficient refrigeration without
any worry or trouble, labor-saving,
actual economy, for it costs no
more ordinarily to run the electric
refrigerator, than one would pay
for ice, and with the elimination
Of labor and of food spoilage, and
freedom from the pests of the
south reaches, ants. ETC.. for
these refrigeratoTs are practically
vermin proof, there's a decided
economy, which no thrifty house
wife can afford to overlook.
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Miss Marguerite Cape
Nosp Stadyiag Danc;ng
In City Of Chicago

Friends Of Miss Marguerite Capo
may be interested in knowing that
she Is now in Chicago. III. study
ing dancing. She Is studying un.
der the direction Of Nicholas
TsOukalas. a Greeian dancer Of
worldwide fame.
She expects to return next
month to Key West and viii open
her Charm School Of Dancing
soon after her return, She Is very
enthusiastic over her work and
hopes to have q large enrolment.
However she win limit her class
20 a small number 50 as TO givr
the children more individual at,
tention.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21
BASEBALL GAME
ON THURSDAY
COAST GUARD TEAM TO
MEET AGGREGATION OF
MARINES

The Coast Guard baseball play
ers viii meet the Marines team in
spirited session tomorrow after
noon at 2 o'clock on the Army
Barracks diamond.
These two aggregations play
fine ball. In their last contest
the final score was 10 to 8 in
favor of the Marines, and the
Coast Guards are determined to
get back at the Marines tomorrow.
For this reason the battle will be
an unusually interesting one.
The game scheduled for yester-
day was rained out and is called
off.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21
PLAN REGIONAL
CONFERENCE in
NORTH CAROLINA
FLORIDA ARRANcEs TO SEND
EIGHT ELEGA TEs TO
MEETING OF VOCATIONAL
STATE SUPERVISORS

TALLAHASSEE, Fla, July 81.
Florida will send eight delegates
to the Southern Regional Confer
ence of Vocational State Super
visors and Local Directors of Trade
Industrial Education, to be held
at Blue Ridge, N. c., August 16
to %, according to an announce
ment by C. O. Holley, state super
visor of trades and industries of
the State Department of Public
Instruction.
Those who win attend the meet
ing are ]. /. Sewers, Miami; F. A.
Petrie, Orlando; Robert A. Thames
and w. r. Scheel, Tampa; r. G.
Sawyer, Jacksonville; E. B. Fla
herty, Montverde, and w. M. Will
liams, of st. Petersburg, along
with Mr.. Holley.
The conference viii be devoted
to a discussion of such topics as
foremanship training, teacher
training, local supervision and the
administration of vocational work,
under the direction of the federal
board of vocational education,
which will be represented at the
meeting by j. NJ. Hall, member
of the board.
In making the announcement
regarding the conference, Mr.. Hol-
ley also made public some figures
from his recent report showing
the progress made in Florida in
the teaching Of trade and indus
trial training. The enrolment in
the Smith.Hughes classes for
lg25-26 was 1859, divided into
i,4i7 in evening trade extension
classes; 1912 in part-time general
continuation, and so all-day unit
trade classes.
In $4,000, Florida had 767
pupils enrolled in such work and
in 1928, the number was in
creased to 1868, according to Mr..
Holley's report. In 1923-24 it was
2.111. and In 1924-25 it reached
the peak, with 1892.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21
MAKE SEIZURE OF
MUCH LIQUOR
(ny Aasociarea pressl

TARPON SPRINGS, Fla, July
|21.-0ne hundred and sixty-seven
cases of assorted liquors, a S0-foot
motor boat and eight alleged ''inl-
|porters" was the baud of w. c..
Crumbley and three prohibition
officers, just as the sun was COM
ing up. The catch" was made on
the western coast of Pasco eoun-
ty, just north of the mouth Of. An
clote river.
The eight men were taken as
they landed the liquor A big
truck from this city was required
to haul in the liquor. which was
sent to Tampa with the prisoners.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21

John Landsdowne of Bath, Eng.
who died recently. was too fat to
lie down in bed and had slept for
several years in a chair.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21

CALENDAR OF SPORTS

Racing Meeting Of Empire City
Jockey Club. at Yonkers. Meet.
ing of Illinois Jockey Club, at Chi
cage. Meeting of Dorval Jockey
Club, at Montreal.
Trotting: Meeting of Grand Cir
cult at Kalamazoo.
Shooting: Sesquicentennial
trapshooting tournament, at Phil
adelphia:
Golf: Western amateur champ
ionship tournament, at St Paul.
Indiana women's championship
Tournament, at indianapolis.
Tennis: Longwood invitation
tournament, ut Chestnut Hill,
Mass. West Virginia Champion
ship tournament, at Greenbrier
Springs
Chess; Pan-American champion
ship tournament closes at Lake
Hopateong. N. ].
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: BABE RUTH HITS
. ANOTHER HOMER
(By Associated Press

NEW YORK, July 21.--
/" Babe Ruth Hit his twenty
9 ninth home run Of the season
. in the first inning of the first
: game of a double header with
. the Chicago White Sox at the
2 Yankee Stadium today with
: two on base.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21

Mrs. Ella Soules of st. Paul was
arrested while carrying home a
side of bacon which she was
charged with stealing.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21

POSITIVE. A good nights
sleep with an Emerson Fan.
iuly12-tf
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21

Rev. Joyce Daplvn Of London.
the first woman to become . Uni
tartan preacher. has bohbed hair.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21

Get an Emerson Electric Fan
and forget the heat. iulyl2-tf
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ToDAYs GAMES
National TIsae,,a
American League

st. Louis. at Boston.
Detroit at Washington.
Cleveland at Philadelphia.
Chicago at New York.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21

Neuralgia" comes from two
Greek words meaning "nerve
pain.
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,,..... N....ws DeseuIant.

yB.
Edgar N0ftage. Defendant.
1t appearing by the sworn PHI
filed in the above-stated cause that
Edgar Nottage. the defendant there
in named is a nonresident OF the
state OF Florida. and whose resi-
detce Is unknown and that ne ~
over the age of ywenty-ene years:
Ii is therefore ordered that SAID
nonresident defendant be and he y
hereby reQhired to appear to the
bill of complaint filed in said cause
on or before the gard day Of August
A. ID. 1926 otherwise the allegations
Of said bill will be taken an con-
fessed by said defendant.
It is further ordered that this or
der be published once each week for
four consecutive weeks in The Key
West Citizen, a newspaper publish
ed in said County and State.
This July 21st, 192g.
(SEAT.) ID. z. Filler.
Clerk Circuit Court.
BY NJ. j. SwEETING,
Deputy Clerk.
T. s. CARO-.
solicitor for Complainant
3uiy2l-2 Ssaug4-il-ls
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BASEBALL

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Yesterdays RESULTS
National League
Chicago 16; New York 2.
Pittsburgh 8; Boston S.
Cincinnati 5; Brooklyn 4.
American League
Detroit So; Philadelphia O-S.
Chicago 10; Boston 2.
st. Louis q; New York 6.
Cleveland o; Washington 2.
ToDAY's CANES
National League
Boston at Cincinnati.
Brooklyn at Pittsburgh.
New York-St. Louis not sche-
duled.
Philadelphia at Chicago not
scheduled.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21

IN CIRCUIT COURT. STATE OF
CIAL CIRCUIT. MONROE COuN.
TY.-IN CffANCERY.
Miriam Inaheli. NOttaEe.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21

YESTERDAYS RESULTS
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-07-21

Trotting: Meeting of Grand Cir
cult at Kalamazoo.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13

Organic
held in N.
The America most responsible for the ynthes of this
according
United
University
Illinois
curative 1916 specific
acid
constitution acids discovered that the
homoogs
In oil the
Tarakogeno kur plant in India The result oil
discovery written Journal of
Adams r. Sinner in
tn graduate O University of Illinois
It part been
the discovery
that advantage of the synthetic
product chemical could be ad
varies in quality he
plains according soil condition and climate When
injected frequently results irritation
of various standardized account
The chemical product will be an
Improvement standardized all impurities
be detected science hand
suffering humanity another gift.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
MIsDIRECTED AUTHORITY.

acting Vice President Dawes mas cnar
spoiled unruly chfd seemingly
proceeded to slash right and
production way that
was made during
President Coolidge that the administration saw
the that had been introduced IN govern
of the nation Secretary OF the
Treasury Mellon worthy secretary OF
the treasury compiling figures government tax IN
come and that he felt that tax re-
ncton Of three in the 1926 would not
bring the Later Mellon found that Ss
another twenty off without jeopang the II
nances of national government
reduction The house committee met prior
opening bill of tax reduction The
passed taking the bill cut $35
then certain senators becoming
dsgunted Of tax cutting that bodies i'll for the
the nation Members OF the senate
the inheritance tax but who were
nheriances repealed i'm
Couzens republican OF
Michigan led group with almost solid demo
cratic lineup giving and they started tax
cutting tactics Friday night the senate had
voted to reduce $122OO0OOO than
Secretary Mellon believes government budget will stand
automobile trucks admissions dues aco
quickly senate While
indirectly the public they will not directly
made further reduc
would have been passing the cut
approved
brought the senators began
their slashing action the items yet remaining.
that their action will likely
bring huge treasury his voice should be
recognized by the
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
WITHOUT JUSTIFICATION.

Of
Villa notices which
Mexico that pointed by the
the particularly
opened
vault with
head removed from
portions the body
remained within the Further reports stated that was
Mexico
raids it de-
shipped according to report in Mexico
looked the
reports feeling that American
actions
Chicago expected
the head arrive that city time and that to be
studied minologists While is to be
being the good OF
humanity of especial
>ly country at the
without the
United States would bring of righteous protest which would
that might be advanced
would chasise who annoyed
be hoped that this nation VIII
time teach
certain inaienab human rights must be preserved
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
WITH EDITORS
THE QUICK LUNCH
Clos Angeles Times)

Just at railing against what they
call the people of Europe
adopting the other day
physician digging their
graves should initiate the French who
luncheon"
and large
midday giving light
which the
consisting little beside bottle
office strongly in
vogue though fingers
midday man title of shker
talk
the lunch table.
Europe
quite large
the business
midday meal the American brief
lately
with what doctors call "perncious habits of life
place the dietetc the life
getting
nation observed
indifference
big be obtained
shipment be expedited little matter
stop esurey
such things stocks bonds goods customers what would be-
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
Central Time stations

KFKX-Hastings Nebr., $50 p m.
dinner concert, KDKA.
KLDS-Independ Mo-, D. M,
Louise Mason, soprano; Frances Hen-
ser, tenor; Reid Hillyard, baritone;
Otto Rothenberger, bass; Frank
Towsley, organist; Amy L. Winning,
acconnpanist.
KPRC-Houston, Tex II M, Jack
Willrich's orchestra, featuring Vir-
ginia Willrich; piano accordionist;
Fred Simmons, blues trumpeter; 7:SO
p. M, Bible class Rev. M NJ. Wolf,
conductor; 8, Sunset Limited OF
1926" Southern Pacific glee club; IL,
AleXander's ragtime band
WDAF-Kansas City, Mo-, 3:30-4;3O
p. M, The Stars string trio 60, or
gan music, Pantages theatre; music
Trianon ensemble; 11;45-1, a. M, Kan
sas City club orchestral; Eddie Kuhns
Kansas City Athletic club orchestra,
WFAA-Dallas, Tex, ,S:SO-4 p. M,
Tom Fowler, violinist; 4:S0-5, James
G. Grimes pianist; 6:30-7:3O, Baker
hotel orchestra; S;SO-9:SO, J. Wesley
Hubbell club, vocal and instrumental
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
SYNTHETIC CHAULMooGRA OIL.

announcement recently made
contained in chaumooga OIL in the treatment
chemistry ataCumb university
G.
Camp the interest Knights Pyhas
delivered
in
principal
result
product that will effective overcoming
oil itself chairman the chemistry
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
RADIO PROGRAM

music recital; 11-12, Jack Gardner's
orchestra.
WMC-Memphis, Tenn, 7:15 p. M,
bedtime stories, Peter Pan and Tinker
Bell; $3.50, concert Walter Moore,
sponsor.
WOAW-Omaha, Nebr., D. M, or
chestra, soloists; Z, after-dinner hour;
speakers, musical program; 9, classi-.
cal; 1890, Frank Hodek and his
Nightingale orchestra; IL, Arthur
Hays and his organ jubilee; DR.. APP
plesauce announcing.
WOC-Davenport, Iowa, 545-6 p. M
chimes concert; 6:3O-6:gO, sandman,
bedtime stories, L. Emory Wass; o.
1O:SO,, musical program, Martin John
son, director; Wennerberg chorus;
Oriole chorus; Augustana quartete;
Lutheran A. Capelia choir; Augustana
concert band; HIP a. m., orchestra
program; LeClaire hotel orchestral;
song numbers, Peter Macarthur, bar
itone.
Mountain Time Stations
KOA-Denver, 1915 p. M, Rialto
theatre musicale; 9, Harmony Peer
less orchestra; 1O:SO, Scheuerman's
Colorado orchestra.
Pacific Time stations
KFT-Los Angeles, 5:3O-6 D. M.
California serenaders; 6, Nightly do
ings; 6:15, KITS Seeing California;
$3.50, vest pocket program; 6:45, RAJ
EDITORIAL period; rs, Gamut male
quartet; SO, Packard Six dance or
chestra; $40, Louise Klos string trio;
1O-11, Packard Radio club with usual
favorites; 11-3 a. M, KITS midnight
frolic, Don Meaney, master of cere-
monies.
KFON-Long Peach, Calf, $3.50
p. M, organ, Brayton's theatre; 6:3O-7
Amusement information; 7-7:So In.
vestors' hour; 1909. Long Beach
Municipal band; Gil, Echophone ar
lists frolic.
KFHWB-Hollywood, SO p. M, Lyric
string trio; Eunice Wynn, soprano;
Bill Hatch and Eay Kellogg, the jazz
twins; Ashley Sisters vocal duets;
Oil, program, Reeve -Gartzmann, Inc
presenting the Oakland Six dance or
chestra, Charlie Wellmann, tenor.
KGO-Oakland, S;45 a. M, songs,
William H. Hancock; 4-5:SO p. M,
concert orchestra, Hotel st. Francis;
$40, "The Geisha," Japanese comedy,
Carl Anderson, director; 10112, Cir
vin-Deuels Californian Collegans.
KGlW-Portland, Ore, 10-11:3O a. M,
the town crier; music; 12:30-1:SO, con-
cert Oregon Radio Trades associa-
ton; 81, dinner concert, Olds Wort
man and King company; 9-12 mid
night, dance music, Multnomah hotel;
piano solos, Curt Kremer.
KPO-San Francisco, Z, 1880, 8 a. m.
daily dozen exercises; 1O:3O "Ye
Towne Cryer;" 1-2 p. M, Rudy Sci
gers Fairmont hotel orchestra; 2:30-
$3.50, popular music, Willard Riding's
orchestra; piano solos, Helen Heine-
man; S:3O-5:SO, Cyrus Trobbe's Palace
hotel concert orchestra; $50, "Ye
Towne Cryer" 6:30-7:S0, Waldemar
Lind and the States Restaurant or
chestra; S-12 midnight, Fairmont ho-
tel dance orchestra, Red Code dlreo-
tor.
KPSN-Pasadena. Calf, 80 p. M,
star-News concert; $40, dance orr
chestra, Maryland hotel.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
Sixteen Years Ago

Miss Grace Gainsley went to
Bisbee yesterday to spend Sun
day with her brother.
Mrs. J. S. Mcpherson left yes
terday for an extended trip to
the coast. Mr.. Mcpherson will
join her later.
Mrs Arthur. Houle received a
cablegram yesterday from Mr..
Houle, who is in Panama. He
crossed the isthmus by rail and
expected to start by boat yes
terday for Valparaiso.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Douglas
gave dinner party Wednesday
evening for DR.. and Mrs. Doug
las and Mr.. and Mrs. George Not
man. Other guests were Mrs. J.
FL. Stevison, Mr.. and Mrs. S. w.
French and DR.. f. T. Wright
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
willing to Deal

"Hullo! Mrs. Gray speaking" ="
came over the telephone. "Will you
please send up two nice cod cut
let's at once?"
Sorry, but we have no fish," was
the answer
ooh, well, send me two pork
chops" came the voice again.
"We haven't any pork chops either,
Mrs. Gray
How annoying" exclaimed the
woman. Then small piece of
steak will do"
I'VE haven't any steak, I am sorry
to sayt'
Great Scott! What have you?
Isn't this Brown, the butcher?"
mo, ma'am, this is Brown, the
florist"
"Oh, WELL" came in resigned tones,
"you had better send me a dozen
white carnations. My husband has
probably starved to death by this
time."-Exchange
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
The Day in Washington

The house worked on the army
appropriation bill.
Protracted debate held up the vote
on the tax bill in the senate.
Qualification over the coal strike
ters.
The labor department decided to
hold hearings on the case of the
Countess of Cathcart.
The federal. reserve board placed
industrial production for 1925 at the
highest point in history.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13

Of
industry? it
late
such afternoon formerly
the midday dwindng
"a time com London kunch
trail OF the American
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
Oh! Yes Yon Can

You can always tell a barber
BY the way he parts his hair;
You can always tell a dentist
When you're in dentists chair.
And even a musician
You can tell him by his touch.
You can always tell a printer,
But you cannot tell him much.
The Paper Book
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
ABE MARTIN

81" stands fer love, we've all been
imbued;
'Tis better t. have loved an lost
than never tive been sued.
It's jest got t. about where it
hain't worth what it costs some
folks t. live.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
Prohihitinn Item

"A deep orange monkey fur is now
popular" says a fashion paper.
friend Of ours remarks that if he
ever saw a deep orange monkey he
would stick to soft drinks.-Ex.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES j. MONTAGUE
THE FIRM ROCK OF LIBERTY

THE FIRM ROCK OF LIBERTY
Let Liberty tremble! Let Freedom
beware!
Let Justice wax wan with dismay!
Let the sons of once mighty nation
prepare
To bend beneath Tyrannys sway!
We soon must be walked on, sub
jected and cowed,<
We, who once were supreme and
sublime,
If United States senators are not
allowed
To speak for a week at a time
What power has stayed the oppres-
sor's stern hand
AS it poised for it's deadliest blow,
And heartened, the sons of this far
stretching land,
To sneer in the face of the foe?
What force has prevailed in the past
do you ask
To spare us the galley slaves fate,
And save US from clanking our
chains to our task?
Unlimited Senate debate!
Whenever some plutocrat threatened
our Rights
A senator, clad in a frown
Detained for three days and
couple of nights
And could not be made to sit down.
And when half his colleagues had
done the same thing
In their best oratorical style,
The peril that poised in the zenith
took wing
And the country was saved for
while!
Discard courts of justice, disband
the police,
Abolish the college and school;
Still freedom and liberty, justice and
peace,
Shall uninterruptedly rule.
If, once when senator gets on his
feet
He shall have no occasion to fear
That he can be made to return to
his seat
Though he talks to the end of the.
year!
Bearable
1t isn't so bad to be under the
heel Of fha Rrificb Uhap If ic n
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
Passing the Buck

yes, Rupert" said mother, ''the
baby was a Christmas present from
the angels"
well, mama," said Rupert, ''if
we lay him away carefully and don't
use him, can't we give him to some
body else next ?"-Good
Hardware.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
Popularity

"a good chef gets more than a
college professor"
why shouldn't he? lot more
people take his courses. Boston
Transcript.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
Careless Of Her

Young Lady (after violent dance)
There! My heels gone! That's
done for me for this evening"
Youth-"Oh, bother! Don't you
carry spare parts?"-Punch.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
PZucked From the Plains
Worth Their salt

worm Ihelr Sat
DO all the women of your intel
lectual advancement organization
make speeches?7
"Oh, no; the more, useful ones
make tea and sandwiches"-T
Christian Register
Hub: Don't bring me any bills;
1 can't face them.
Wife: You needn't, darling. I
only want you to foot them.-Boston
Transcript.
schoolmaster: What uses does
wool serve?
Boy :? (?
schoolmaster-Now listen; what
are your clothes made Of?
Boy-Father's old uns, sir.-Munich
Lustige Blaetter.
The Victor
"The other heirs tried to git the
farm, but 1 beat EN- in court every
time"
That's good! Gonna keep on
livin' on it?"
yep! I'm rentin it of the law
yers."-Life.
High School Student-Do you think
that Greek has much value in mod
ern education?
Another One-Certainly, the Creek
alphabet enables a fellow to know
what frat he belongs to.
Teacher-How can you tell the ap-
proaeh of winter?
Pupil-It begins to get later
earlier.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
One Often Follows the other

See here" said the angry visitor
to the reporter what do you mean
by inserting the derisive expression
'Applesaucen in parenthesis in my
speech?"
Applesauce? Great Scott, man,
wrote Applause Boston Tran
script.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
The FinnI Touch

The Final Touch
George Bernard Shaw has learned
the tango. Now she knows absolutely
everything.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
It PAYS to Advertise

It Pays to Advertise
The Chinese have got a bigger and
better war than the one in the Riff
but they haven't got half so good
press agent.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13
Bearable

Bearable
1t isn't so bad to be under the
heel of the British when it is a
rubber heel.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-13

Teacher-How can you tell the ap-
proach of winter?
Pupil-It begins to get later
earlier.