The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-10-27
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lea she will be quite content with u
polite bow, the greeting with which
you would meet Mrs. Coolidge
Shake hands with tho Queen If she
offers her hand. but don't try to prove
by squeezing the Queens poor finst
rrs.
They are lame now. and thoughtful
hos.csscs, marshaling dcmoc racy's
dollar ranks before royalty, will do
we'll TO whisper rs the shivcring line
mngrs along, Bow: don't shake
hands. please"
Is to tho gentleman who asked.
"Sholld wear spats, il ! meet the
o.ocn?" the answer is no.
Queen Marie has seen in this cOun-
try many inspiring sights, including
enough ropes Of pearls on our fair
ladies to make slave chains for all the
Hottcntot Ncnuscs that prancc under
Africa's hot sun.
She has seen Washington, Philadcl-
phin. Baltimore, Jersey City, Column
hia college, and has watched. never
laughing, thousands Of American
women making curtsics worthy Of a
chicken with broken leg walking
across the barnyard.
What impressed her most was not
the dome Of the Capitol, nor the
highly polished domcs of bankers
with whom she lunchcd on Friday.
In hospital ward Negro child,
scarcely out Of babyhood reached up
its arms to her. The Queen kissed
the little black face, and said it was
the most touching sight that she could
remember, the bright little black eyes
dcfying pain.
News Of the hurricane sweeping
over Cuba becomes more serious, and
the loss in money is estimated at one
hundred millions. 1t is to be hoped
the United States government will
show sympathy in some practical
business wiy'. Cuba is rich, power
full. Independent. and asks no outside
charity. This country might well cs-
tablish closer, more friendly COM
mercial relations with the neighbor at
our door.
Say to modern youth there arc
tongues in trees. books in the run
ming brooks, sermons in stone- it
will reply, Eyes, but l. don't want to
hear them"
Change it to Sermons in the
Dempsey Tunncy fight" and youth
will say. "Tell me-"
One Dempsey Tunncy moral is when
you see an opening don't hesitate.
a New York merchant who once
held the American heavyweight
amateur championship said to Tun-
ncy, whom he likes. "Don't forget that
when Dempsey starts fight he
stoors over and begins weaving from
side TO side, keeping it up for twenty
or thirty seconds. Then he dashes in
like a wildcat. Don't let him finish
his weaving. The minute he starts,
let him have it."
Tunney said. THAT, what I have
been linking" and that is what he
II.
To Dcmpscy's amazcment, Tunncy
titl not wait for the weaving to stop,
tnt intcrrneted it at the start with a
owcrful blow, dcmoralizing Dempsey
he never had bcen demoralized be-
fore.
Dempsey was Tunneys opportunity
and he took il. Young gentlemen,
cont stand idly watching, while your
.anortunity is weaving back and
forth.
Go in and take il.
Moscow reports that soviet Russia
will punish any, man guilty Of bigamy
Nth $3.50 fine. or jail. II would be
interesting to know what sort OF
n,arriagc would involve tho Jail term
Multiple marriages contracted in the
first period of Bolsheyistic fighting
will BE- overlooked.
Stealing a girl to marry her, which,
happens among Russia's MohanMe.
dan subjects Will be punished with
Imprisonment. unless the girl was
willing. Professional dealers in girl
brides will be fined the price Of each
bride. 10.
Here the husband and wife take i,
trim to Paris. and everything is legal
UAike the "Bolsheviki," we do these
things politely.
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