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New Britain herald., 1926-09-18
Your Health How to Keep It.
 Causes of Illness

BY DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN
 Editor Journal of the American
 Medical Association and Of
 Hygeia the Health Magazine
 There are authentic reports of numerous persons who have lasted for 30 days without harm and other records of mon who have lasted for as long as 50 days without apparent harm.
 The body can unquestionably maintain itself without food for considerable length of time. The agitation concerning the bread and water diets in Nebraska indicates the general lack of understanding of what the body actually requires for it's continuous existence.
 In the first place bread itself va ries in different communities. A bread made with white flour. yeast, malt extract, sugar shortening and water will not have the food value of bread made of the same constit uents with the addition of the amount of milk required by modern baking standards.
 Onc-Third Milk
 Our government permits the title "milk-bread" if one-third of the liquid used in making the bread is milk. 4 bread mado with five poundlts fWectened condensed milk per ceEtaI of flour contains about and and half ounces of milk to a pound of bread.
 Bread may be made of whole wheat and other elements of rough age and of yitamin supply that are lacking in bread made from white flour.
 It is possible to prepare bread with wheat germ added to such an extent as to provide 12 times the amount of wheat germ contained in 1 whole wheat bread. These points are 1 emphasized because they are vital | ly important in determining the ! amount of time that person might 1 live successfully on bread and water alone.
 Complete Diet A complete diet. as has been em- phasized in this column, consists of | he various protein clements, min cral salts, vitamins, sugars and fats l A milk bread made according to modern standards while not an es- pecially complete food, is relatively | complete. It lacks in the amount | of calcium and to some extent IT the amount of the important Nila- | mins; if q sufficient amount od milk is incorporated with the bread, Il may even supply these deficiencies
 If inc bread is made with nuts and raisins or with much whea germ, these will supply other de ficiencies. This point is mentioned particularly because there is no req son why a person might not live fol almost an indefinite period on sufficient amount of such bread anl water.
 On the other hand, modern re search indicates that the absence O the various vitamins, of the mincra salts, of of the other special con sti;ueuts of a complete diet ma, result in serious symptoms, depend ent entirely or the person conccrne' and the amount of the deficiency There is n real difference betWeei complete starvation and such partia starvation as is here concerned.
 Modern bread. having q scicn'ifi cally established composition, is sensible food. Unfortunately not al of the bread in tho United States up to the same standard. It Woul be interesting to know tho kind c bread used in the Nebraska brca and water diet and to soc the rc suits of this legally controlled oN pertinent
New Britain herald., 1926-09-18

ir was a Minnow. Then he discover cd that it had legs and no Minnow has legs.
 Jimmy was still looking at it when Reddy Fox came up, What are you looking at?" inquired Rcd dy.
 You tell me-" said Jimmy.
 Reddy looked down into the pool and. like Jimmy. at the first glimpse he thought it was q Minnow; then he, too, saw the legs and knew that il wasn't a NI1nnow. T wish" said he. that it would stay still long enough for us 10 have q good look al il"
 As 1T he had heard and under stood, the little swimmer stopped swimming. He was just about the color of the sand over which he was
New Britain herald., 1926-09-18
Reddy's Mistake
By Thornton W. Burgess

The one whose wits are wide awake Will seldom make a bad mistake.
 Mother West Wind.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-18

Dissolve soda in a little warm water and stir into molasses. Add flour mixed and sifted with sugar, salt, spices and baking powder. Stir in berries, vinegar and melted but ter. Beat egg until very light and add the last thing before pouring into well buttercd mold. Cover mold and steam for three hours. Serve with lemon sauce.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-18

Reddy Fox was troting along the beach. AS usual, he was looking for things. Jimmy Skunk also was on the beach, looking for things but Jimmy wasn't trotting. You know, Jimmy seldom hurries. He takes his time about things. He says there is nothing gained by hurrying. Pres ently Jimmy came to a little pool of water left by the tide. It was q very small pool. Jimmy looked into it. to see If there was anything in teresting there. There was There was a curious litle creature swim ming about. At first Jimmy thought
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12
NOTICE OF INTENDED BULK
SALE

Notice is hereby given that l, Frank
Fairchild of Flagstaff, Coconino coun-
ty, Arizona, intend to sell, and will
sell, assign and transfer, at single
transaction, and not in the regular
course of business, all my right, title
and interest in and to that certain
stock of merchandise, consisting of
cigars, cigarettes, tobacco, chewing
gum, candy, soft drinks and soft drink
materials, together with that certain
business known as the "Starkey Pool
Hall" located in the one story brick
building at "a East Railroad avenue
in the town of Flagstaff, Coconino
County, Arizona.
Sail sale will be made by me, Frank
Fairchild, pursuant to the law govern
ing sales in bulk, to Tom McWilliams
of Flagstaff, Arizona, on the goth
day of March, 1926.
WITNESS my hand this 3rd day of
March, 1926.
FRANK FAIRCHILD
State of Arizona,
County of Coconino, SIS:
The above and foregoing instru-
ment was acknowledged before me by
Frank Fairchild, this 3rd day of
March, 1926, as his free and volun-
tary act and deed.
F. NJ GOLD,
(SEAL) Notary Public
My Commission will expire May, 8,
1926. 3-5-3t
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

Warranty deed-W. w Perkins and
wife to T. E. Pollock. Part Sec. 22,
Twp. IAN, Range ZOE.
Warranty deed-W. w. Perkins and
wife to T. E. Pollock. Part Sec. Is,
Twp. IAN, Range lie.
Warranty deed-W. w. Perkins and
wife to T. E. Pollock Part Secs. %
and 80. Twp. 15N., Range lie.
Bill of sale-Francisco Echenique
to T. E. Pollock. 600 head of sheep,
Bill of sale-W. W. Perkins to 7.
E. Pollock. $500 head Of sheep; also
horses, mules and burros.
Bill of sale-W w. Perkins to T.
E. Pollock. 1900 head of sheep.
Affidavit of labor-Thunder Bird
lode by Emery G.. Kolb.
Bill of sale-Frank LaBass to
Mark H. Shelton. One-half interest in
the Deluxe Cleaners.
Warranty deed-Gustav Sauer and
wife to Ed PASTOR. Lots in Flagstaff.
Warranty deed. e. Nichols to
Marie A. Nichols. Lots in Flagstaff
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12
OFFICIAL RECORDS

X. of P. Cemetery deed-Grand
Canyon Lodge IA X. of P. to Mrs.
Geo. L. Barnes.
Warranty deed-Geo. Babbitt Inv.
Co. to Alice B. Grolich. Lots in Flag
staff.
Bill of sale-Charlie Tone to Le-
bradita Chavez. Restaurant furniture
in Williams.
Warranty deed-James G. English
to Alfred Skeels. Part Sec. 8, Twp.
22N., Range 1E.
Deed-Arizona Lumber & Timber
Co. to James D. Clark. Part Sec. 20,
Twp. 21N., Range 7E.
Warranty deed-Coconino Cattle
Co. to Frank H. Patton. Part Secs. 20
and so, Twp. 20N., Range re.
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

He gave a great shout
And came home as full as a gaute.
j. C. CLARKE
There was young fellow named Phil,
Who courted a charmer named Lii;
Then followed, of course,
A suit for divorce,
SO you see he is courting her still.
DAN WILLIAMS
A cook was kneading her dough;
When in at the door walked her beau;
She said, "I'm busy,
So don't make me dusy
With love talk, but get up and rough. ("
JAKE THOMAN
They had purchased a set of croquet,
And were ready one morning to pluet;
But the horrid old rain
Spoiled the game for the twain,
So they spooned in the parlor all duet.
ED TACKITT
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

said Jimmie, "but he needn't be SO
damned proud about it."
"His many friends will be delighted
to know that Leander Smith, who was
bitten by a mad dog week before last,
will not have babies.-Tucson Daily
Star.
Charlie Isham admits that the mad
dest he ever was was shortly after
he'd come west. He'd been given a
broncho to ride and had stayed on
about ten minutes while the varmint
tied itself into hard knots most of the
time off the ground. Then Charlie
separated from the beast and, as he
was picking himself up from the
ground, Walter Durham said:
"Can't you stick on meek little
hroncho ?"
"Not when the damn thing can
buck like that one" said Charlie.
"Buck!" said Walter "Buck! Why
she only coughed."
A lady told Attorney Frank NJ
Gold last week that she is having so
much trouble collecting her hu ads
life insurance that she almost she's
he hadn't died.
Paul Keller says the most cautious
young feller he ever knew after he'd
been engaged to a girl two years said
he hadn't kissed her yet but some
times he thought if he tried he could.
"Think of it's taking 36 girls to
reach from here to Williams says
Curt Maxwell ''How come 2" says
Doc Wyatt "Why, amt a miss as
good as mile?" says Curt.
Carter Joy says divorces are get
ting SO common that after a while
couples living together more than six
months will be pinched for being too
familiar with each other.
j. w Etter, the Milk Depot man,
refused to buy some milk that was
brought him the other day. "It is
too dirty" he said "If you want me
to buy your milk it must be clean.
You ought to sterilize the udder be-
fore each milking"
DQIy LiIC nlclli plOkCotCQg CAdI 1o
unreasonable. | can't. That air the
only COW what | got. | amt got no
udder."
DR.. L. C. Ryan arrived last evening
from Denver to take over the dental
practice of DR.. E. H. Burnett, who on
account of his death has removed to
Oregon to reside-Ely, Colo, Times.
Wanted-Man Of family to work on
farm, also riding cultivator and six
months-old pig.-G. w Hatch, Cor
pus Christi, Tex, Caller.
Wanted, energetic men, either sex,
to help in canvassing orders for high
class cigars.-Portland Oregonian.
Tom Pulliam says at last he's got
it on the fellers who's allus maxim
fun of his native state, Arkansaw.
Toms found it's the only state that is
mentioned a-tall in the bible. He's
found where in the book of Genesis it
says that Noah looked out of the Ark
and saw.
IL ) DeeH q long time slLCe We Hdu
any imericks, but in this warming up
season, when the bleak days of win
ter are gently merging into the more
passionate springtime, more and more
people just naturally can't any more
help turning to poetry than a woman
can help noticing what another
woman is wearing. Here are few
received in the last few days:
A fellow in good old Terre Haute
Went out at election to vaute;
When his party won out
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

Warranty deed-Emily " Cable
and husband to Clarence w. Sullivan.
Part of Twp. 21N., Range 7E.
Warranty deed-A. j. LeBarron
and wife to JOS. j. Waldhaus. Lots in
Flagstaff.
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12
CROSS WORD PUZZLE NO. go
HOW 10 soLVE a CROSSWORD PUZzL &

CROSSWORD
in
in
vhic
10 frs TO and
will wh
and
s a in the
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

81 fell over a hundred feet the other
day" writes Al Beasley from Glen
dale "But luckily / was not hurt
any as, luckily, | was wearing my
light fall suit.n
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

Five or six-room house close to silk
mills by respectable couple. No chill
dren by first of April. L. H. Albrecht,
345 Belmont street.-Marion, Ohio,
Star.
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12
CHEERFUL CHIRPS
nonsense except intervals when real idea
along and is grabbed off.
(By "DEL. y

with him and the first thing the bird
did was to sing "God Save the King
and Pats friend told the parrot:
"It's domned good thing for we
that ye have green feathers. If We
We're canary I'd bate hell out O.
ye."
Ed Babbitt says the dumbest man
he ever knew went with him to a
baseball game. They were late, get
ting there just at the end of the fifth
inning. They found out the score
was nothing to nothing and the fell
low told Ed that anyhow they hadn't
missed anything even if they were
late.
Jimmie Mitchell and Art Hampsey
was strollin' along Front street when
they met an old acquaintance who
was taking steps in several directions
at once and using quite lot of space.
Hello john" said Jimmie. The man
paid no attention. "Say Art" said
Jimmie, "did you notice John never
paid no 'tention to US tall ?" "Oh, he's
drunk, that's ALL" said Art. Il know" +"
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

Claude Mack says by all odds the
meanest man he ever knew failed the
devil out of his son because someone
had given the kid q nickel to buy an
all-day sucker and he waited till four
o'clock in the afternoon before ne
bought it.
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12
"MY CHINA DOLL" COMING
TO ORPHEUM THEATER

Heralded as one of the most de-
lightful musical fantasies on tour this
season, "My China Doll" story laid
in New York's Chinatown, in two
acts and eight novel scenes is coming
to the Orpheum theater, Flagstaff,
Friday night, March 19.
Unusual scenic and lighting effects,
are said to enhance the elaborateness
of the production, while gorgeous cos
tunes and brilliance of musical score
add to the charm Of the fantasy.
There are many novelties in the work
ing out of the misen scene, a certain
freshness of attack in both lyrics and
dialogue and q positive whirlwind Of
drollery and buffoonery.
The producers have assembled
metropolitan cast to support Miss
Bronell, including Bessie Delmore,
Leona Slater, Lottie Proctor, Florence
Warde, Amos Harper, William 2.
Murphe, Tom Crowley, George Wake
field, Don Shafer and chorus of be-
witching show-girls and PONY"
ballet.
Seat sale next Thursday morning,
March is at Orpheum, 10 a. m.
-()-----
Teacher: Suppose mother gave you
IL lollypops to divide with. three sis
ters. How many
Pupil: can't.
Teacher: Can't what?
Pupil: Suppose anything like that.
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

Lee AIIsup says the most bow-leg-
ged man he ever saw was so bow-leg-
ged that when he'd get on a horse
Just as likely as not he'd get both feet
in the wrong stirrups.
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

Pat Moran says an Irish friend of
his bought a parrot and took it home
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12
MTCKLE. TIE PRINTERS DEVIL

nelL SIR, Oh TIE SECOND DAY or IA CATTLE,
GeuREL GRGsT ssaI FER hs, guy GGz,
Use 4sR- o@a SScGAEnT, GGMeAL. THIS
HAS e1en Goy AE PvzzlE0.@ WELL, auE FIT
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

said Jimmie, "but he needn't be so
damned proud about it."
Ellis many friends will be delighted
to know that Leander Smith, who was
bitten BY a mad dog week before last,
will not have babies.--Tucson Daily
Star.
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

solution will appear in next issne.
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

A lady told Attorney Frank M.
Gold last week that she is having so
much trouble collecting her hu ads
life insurance that she almost shes
he hadn't died.
The Coconino sun., 1926-03-12

Paul Keller says the most cautious
young feller he ever knew after he'd
been engaged to a girl two years said
he hadn't kissed her yet but some
times he thought if he tried he could.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1926-04-02
When Windows "Sweat"

The sweating of windows Is due to
imperfect ventilation, and II perfect
ventilation could be obtained II would
probably give the most effective re-
suits. In many cases openings are
made In the sash, top and bottom, so
that current Of cold air may cover
the interior side Of the glass In some
instances, where the sweating Of win.
dOws Is not so bad, So grams Of glyc-
erin Is dissolved In ] liter Of alcohol
(83 per cent?, to which "A little amber
oil is added As soon as It IL thor
oughly mixed, 1t may be rubbed on the
inside surface of the window with
channels or linen rag. thin coat Of
pure glycerln applied to both sides Of
the glass Will prevent moisture.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1926-04-02
Teal Duck StDiffest
of All FLYING Things

An old controversy hangs around the
subject OF the fastest bird. The prize
used to belong, at least in the opinion
of sportsmen, to that little and most
typical duck, the teal. SO far as |
have been able to collate the evidence
and compare It with personal expert
ence, the very fastest birds belong to
the classes which come between the
gulls and ducks.
The peregrine falcons and some OF
the swifts compete for the head OF
the list; aud II Is worth notice that
the swifts, which people In general
class with the swallow tribe, thanks
to several real and obvious likenesses
are put by the classifiars as cousins
Of the hawks. However this may be.
It remains that the ducks attain daz-
zling speed and tan defy the winds
better than any bird that flies, though
their momentum exaggerates their diff
iculty in changing direction.
But so much depends on the engine
that when II Is In the least out Of gear
when Il is not tuned up, as happens
at the early moult. they cannot fly Mt
all they become into the state OF
their prlmeval ancestor.-Sir w. Beach
Thomas In the Atlantic Monthly.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1926-04-02
Wrong Kind of Cushion

A camel has It's limit Of endurance
as the old saw concerning the ulti
mate straw and the broken back Will
testify. Mrs. North also had her lin
It, which was finally reached when an
argument, about which little could be
understood continued with undated
fury for two hours In the Smith house
hold next door
Calling to Willie Smith, who was
playing In the back yard, Mrs. North
asked the seven-year-old shining light
of the warning Smiths:
"What Is all the row about, WillieT'
"Oh, mamma put her cushion on
daddy's chair and he sat down on IT,"
replied the small lad.
"Why, that is no cause for such an
argument, Is itf'
"Sure II is II was mammals pin
cushlonl"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1926-04-02
Luncheon Club Rules
in Queen Anne's Time

We think luncheon clubs are new
stuff. forgetting there Is nothing new
under the sun. Rambling through my
Addison the other day, found that
the Spectators club, organized by
Brother Editor Addison, had some
rules that have familiar ring and
some unfamiliar. For example:
None shall be admitted into the club
that Is OF the same trade with any
member of II.
If any member swears or curses, his
neighbor may give him kick upon
the shlns.
If any member tells stories In the
club that are not true, he shall forfeit
for every third lie half-penny,
II member brings his wife into the
club, he shall pay for whatever she
drinks or smokes.
II any members wife comes to fetch
him home from the club, she shall
speak to him without the door.-Merle
Thorpe In Nations Business Magazine.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1926-04-02
SUMMING to Work

Pacific islanders are probably the
cleanest people on earth, for they
spend n good part Of every day In the
water, and may be said to be almost
as amphibious as seals. The children
learn to swim almost as soon as they
learn to walk. II the village happens
to be at some distance from the shore,
a swimming pool is formed In n near
by stream, and there mixed bathing IL
INDUCED in several times every day.
With the skin constantly creased
with cocOnut oil, the pulp of the bit
ter green orange makes good soap
and fathers freely. Dame Nature also
supplies them with scrubbers, the
husks Of the coconut, and this they
apply to their shining bodies very Wig
orously. Their towel il provided by
the sun and wind.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1926-04-02
Insect Furnishes Shelloc

shellac Is modified form of lac,
which is a reslnous substance formed
by an insect as coating on the twlgs
and young branches Of various trees
In India and neighboring countries.
The term "lac" Is the same as the In
dian numeral meaning 100000 and Ii
indicative Of the myriads Of insects
which make their appearance with
every successive generation. Lac en-.
crusting The twlgs as gathered IL
called stick lac; the resin crushed to
small fragments and washed In hot
water to free II from woody particles
and cOlorlng matter Is known as seed
lac or grain lac, and this. when melted,
strained through thick canvas and
spread out into thin layers, Is known
as shellac.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1926-04-02
Why She Proclaimed
Encyclopedio Focl.y

Dear" remarked Mrs. Roberts to
her husband as he came In from bust
ness, mopplng heated brow, II think
you waste terrible amount OF
money"
Roberts spun around and regarded
his wife with a look OF deepest sus-
plcion. while CLEAN came into his
eyes.
II waste money, my dear" he que
rled. why l huve never wasted a
cent In my lifer"
"Oh, yes, you have" answered his
wife, while all the time Roberts brow
grew blacker THAT encyclopedia you
bought on the installment plan last
month is no good at ALL"
"Oh, thatl" laughed the husband as
his frowns vanished. well. what's
wrong with ltf"
I'm tell you," came his wife's con-
idlng reply, This morning wanted
to find out why II rains when there's
new MOON"
"Oh, and where did you look for
that?" asked Roberts, n smile lowering
round his mouth.
II looked under Why Of course
and l didn't even find the word there
ut all y
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1926-04-02
Europe's Oldest Bell

What Is the Oldest bell In Europef
This distinction Is claimed for the
largest Of the bells In the town steeple
of Lanark, Scotland. This bell orig
inally hung In the old church Of St
Kentigern, Lanark.
Although Its bearings are worn and
require attention, the ancient bell Is
still in good condition.
Wallace. the Scottish patriot, wor-
SHIPPED in st. Kentigern's and met and
married his bride there. Doubtless
the hero often listened to the Ginning
Of the old bell, and we can imagine 1t
ringing joyous peal on the morning
of his wedding day.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1926-04-02
CABIN JOE ri
PARK,
HOMES AND INVESTMENT
ON CONDUIT ROAD.

a subdivision attractive In every wav
wv lots lOOx200 feet-desirably located
ABOUT zO,OOO square feet in each Iot
Trces range from $500 to $500 per lot
Terms easy--lO per cent cash nnI 3 M,
cent monthly, per
Lots $4,000 to 10000 so. fl. nj % foo,
nh SITES to 10 acres for larre homes
All manner situations for country bona.
Lever, soping. undulating and hillsides
~ open space and among beautifnI ,rs..
nnIsn, u,y' healthy and good neicbho,hooJ
OOvecooslng river, creeks and ViTpinio Mi,
E IN eohdnlt Road and 100 to 500 wards ha"s
N M mlles front on Conduit and Stare ,oaJs
Cew CONDUIT will make double bonleva.S
lunar; rotomac, hills -picturesoue SOC ,"u'
Suouroan homes-fshine, bathino hoa,;nyy'
E, any coiu water springs and SHADE ,raas
rug sol ior fruit and garden crons 'o''
SSp,enuiu section for raising chickens
T hume sites-splendid iDvestmen,
pon .o ,oca'ed over 100 families ar q i
ros.olnce, stores, schools and churches r.
'p Wn. Y. j. bridge--7 miles from Wh,..
T Toaus ~. IKE city streets electric lioh,
IIact zoU acres-fne for suhdjvis,n''
I os. ihsures increase in values
Nuns Mans TINS side Congressional GoIf Cinh
pa apS ahd iuli Information upon reoues,
r : aS" inspection trip by appointment;
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