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New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

The only profitable Advertising medium
in the City. Circulation oooks and press
room alTays open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

Postmaster: "Well. well. we'll,
Look at the postcard somebody
sent yer
Ina Necker: you're horrid to
read my card! What does it ssy?"
postmaster: 'I'll read it to YOU
read 1t myself already, SO it won't
make any difference
% Y NJ 1 SO Rdent?
do Ice N A ring?
EEEEon 2 A parent
U R H arming thing"
con. why am l so ardent?
Why do I send a ring?
For reason too apparent
You are a charming thing'")
George Wright.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

There Is no truth In the often be-
lieved statement that lightning
never strikes twice in the same
place.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

The Herald 10 on sale daily in New
York a. Hotalings Newsstand, Times
square; schutz's Newsstande, Entrance
Grand Central, AND Street.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

One wonders II a sullen waiter
ever feels remorse when he gets
fifty c nts instead Of the dime he ex-
pected.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

Some scientist has captured a bee
tie worth a thousand dollars. Still
not as expensive as a political bee.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

No man can escape doing good.
If he's mean as the devil, he event
ually dies. And that's something
worth while.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

Even yet the idea persists in re-
mote districts that the man In kniclI-
ers is a millionaire from somewhere.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

It's not so bad. There are one
hundred million 2ople in America
who haven't been shot at.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

When dining tables first came into
use diners reclined on them and ate
with their fingers.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

What CHASTITY business II You
turn professional and get no more
money than you got as an amateur
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

Entered at the Post once at New Britain
~ Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07
Advertising
Some Insect

Johnny Bull: I'VE have some
very large birds in England. Why,
once while l was standing in a
geological garden l saw a man come
in on an eagle
Yankee Dude: Brother, that's
nothing. Once while I was standing
IN a ballpark 1 saw a player go out
on a fly"
Pauline Goldine.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07
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New Britain herald., 1926-09-07
THE Fun SHOP NEWS WEEKLY

College
Some think one wastes ones time
obtaining
A first-class modern college train
ing.
Such views are primitive and
strange
Look what it did for I1r. Grange.
Baseball
Inc pennant race now narrows
down;
II SENS to us the winning town
This year should win shining, new
Tin Liz to tie the pennant to.
Aquatic
Miss Gertrude Ederle, we hear,
VIII swim the chan again next
year;
If once We did thing that grand
We'd quit, and let the record stand.
There's trouble now in Mexico;
There's bloodshed, battle, over
throw;
Dear Mexico (we've come to love it)
Does ALWAYS what's expected Of
it.
Advertising
The airs still hot: the wind is sur
ly;
The sky is blue; the clouds are
pearly;
Now signs beseech each sheik and
grille
To do that Christmas shopping
early.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07
Er-Just a slim!

Politicians: That's fine baby,
Mrs. Browne. What is he-Het, or
dry"
Mrs. Browne: How dare you."
Sunny.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

That complacent look may mean
that he has a new boy or merely
that he has title coal left from
last winter.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07
His Profit

his Profit
Blake: Yes, I netted $40 at the
pie eating contest"
Harrison: Was that the first
prize, or the second"
Blake: Neither. I'm a doctor"
David Robbins.
Copyright, 1926. Reproduction
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

II good intentions are used to pave
hell. there's no longer any question
about what becomes Of political
platforms.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

Blessed Is the poor man. He can
say he hasn't ten dollars to lend
and his friend doesn't think him a
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

One reason why few vote is be-
cause there's small choice between
flat beer and cold coffee for break
fast
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

TELEPHONE CALLS
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New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

Uncle Sam has the true reformer
complex. He is always worried by
the sins of other nations.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

There's a reason. The boys YOU
wouldn't have daughter go with are
much like you were at that age.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

Correct this sentence: Women are
foolish about her husband said the
gossip. But she trusts him and
doesn't worry"
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

fG.uu q Year.
$500 Three Month";
Use. . Month.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-07

1918: Give ntil it hurts" 1872
Collect until 1t hurts"
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
BUFFALO HAS BIG HEAT WAVE ALSO

Fuiralo, July 26. R-Thirty deaths have been recorded ir the vicinity of Buffalo, which were as- lributed to wood alcohol presume ably being sold at the soft drink Two dealers were arrested one pn homicide charge. The police are seeking James Vol- ker as the distributor of liquor and they will ask at least five indict- ments for murder and week end deaths. The total number of deaths caused from the terrific heat in Buffalo was thirteen. There were also many deaths at Toronto and many in the Ontario towns. There were thirteen at I.ockpOrt New York There were four hundred and twenty soft drink stands closed by Leo Reagan. acting prohibition administrator. He said 1t was al- most that the liquor that caused deaths in Ontario is heinz smuggled from Buffalo. Seven arrests have been made and other persons being sought for. A combined drive by the American and Canadian officials has resulted and they are trying dry up the source of poison liquor. also punish those responsible.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
DELEGATE SUTHERLAND
 ON WAY TO NOME

Panama. July 26, @-The steam CT Yukon passed through here on the way Ap river, on July ssrd. with . party of as tourists. H. R. Ritchie was on board and is representing the Criswell Travel Service and Is touring Alaska. The Steamer Jo- cobs arrive on the same day. with Dan Sutherland. the Alaska Dele gate to Congress. and Colonel James Steese. President of the Alaska Railroad Commission. Sutherland Whe is the Republican Candidate for Neeiectisn to Congress- as the Dele gate. Will continue down the Yukon apd acrosa county to Nome. Colonel steese Ia going across country on foot from Ruby to Tacotna in con- nsction with the construction of the Government Roads.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
NO GRAFT IN
 SENATORIAL ELECTION

Chicago, July 20, O4'j Mckinley decided 10 stand all tho expenses for the fight for renOminaiiun Of Henry C. Green. His attorney tes!i- fled before the Senate Can. .l.ii5u Funds Committee. that tn" :ienaIlf who was defeated in i..t=itrpubiic;tn Illinois Primary. by Flank l.. smith, accepted no outside cont lhutions. His campaign cost him ttree hund- red and fifty thousand dollars. EX pcndiinres listed by Green total two hundred and eighty mine thou sand leaving siNty-one thousand dol lars unlccuuntrd for. He said, q bought ten thousand papers from newspapermen in Chicago and other towns and gave q negro lawyer with he organization several thousand, he also gave money to the veterans hospital. paid four hundred dol lars to have circulars printed. there was no graft"
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
NOTICE OF FORFEITURE.

To R. B Biistow. E M. Andersen
 s. T. Andersen. T J. Andersen
 R. J. Nugent. H. C. Edgington
 Fred w Dashley. your ITS, exc
 cutors, administrators and as signs.
 You are hereby notified that the undersigned has expended the sum of One Hundred Dollars in repre- ,enting the Byron Association Placer Mining Claim situated between Rock and LindDl"om Greeks, ia Cape Nome precincts. Location Ter
 ifieate recorded in Vol, l7G page t45. in the Cape Nome Recording District, Second Division. Territory of Alaska, during and for each of the years for annual expenditure on placer III liag claims as required by law. from the year beginning, Jan uary 1st, 1915 to and including the year ending July 1. 1914. except for the three years in sail int s-val when the requirement for expendt- ure was suspended by Act of Con- gress
 And you and each of you are l notified that if you do nat pay your 7h'IOi tiohhtt hhaiG UT S"NH NHPSA" iture. to the undersigned at Nome, Alaska. within 90 days next follow ing the ninety-dny period Of publi- ration of this, notice. the interest of each Of yon in. and to the said claim will forfeit and he and be- come the property of he under signed.
 I ELIZABETH JOLLIFFE. Co-owner Publish July 3. 10, 17. 24i .S1. Aug. 2. 14. 21. 2s, Sept. 4. II. IS. 25, 1928.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
THURSDAY (TElEGRAPAiC,
COOLIDGE Is BEING
 RE-ENFORCE ED
 IN HEARTS PEOPLE

Paulsmith. July 20, tAH The be lief that Coolidge is stronger in the position of the people than he has ever been, was expressed by Edsel Ford. when questioned in camp while accompanying Coolidge and an executive officer. Ford received newspaper correspondents and de clarcd that he was confident of the future of commercial aviation. He gave views of political conditions. and the position of the president due, "the sound of politics and es- pecially he matter of economy, he country is in wonderful condition and Coolidge is tu great extent. responsible Tor it."
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
OlMISTON MIAED UP IN
 MCPHERSON CASE AGAIN

San Francisco, July 27, (R, The San Francisco Bulletin said that the identification which il declared Was unequivocal. had been made nt d man and woman who occupied 3 cottage at Carmel. by the sea iai ten days. late in May, as Aime" and Ormiston. Nine persons il k said identified tho man who rented the cottage. as Drmiston. Three of thc nine are positive that the woman
 who he said was his sick wife. from San Diego. was Aimee. Assistant District Attorney. Joseph Ryan. oi Los Angeles gathered evid"nr" from persons which the Bulletin quoted
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
AIRpi.l<ES BE USED IN
 POLITICAL tNNrNit!NING

Juneau, July 29. CPi For thc first time in tho history of Np.ll3
 that airplanos will br urf as ."
 means of trWct daring Jno political campaign by thr ruImer marnr Thomas A. Marlnam, of rAirbanks. who completed a tour of Southeast ern Alaska and announced ttgG br- fore leaving for campaieniue tp other divisions, that he would u9a airplaaes covering thr S."'1! nl Fourth pitislon swhicl- means Nome the KuskalWim. Koyukut and other points. iie expects r." deeot. all the time nut'l the second 0t November. closing in the first diNi sinus
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
BOOZE, BOOZE. BOOZE. AND
 MORE BOOZE, GREEN IS ACCUSED ENTERTAINMENT

San Francisco, July 26, P-Re- ports from the San Francisco Elk aminer said that Colonel Ned NJ. Green, accused Federal Prohibition Commissioner admitted the truth of the charges of misconduct and irregularities in office. Green told the Associated Press that the Ex- aminer story was correct. The United States Marshals Office has served more than twenty subjoenas for appearances of witnesses before the Grand Jury to investigate the charges.
 Green admitted that he had in his room. liquor that had been selz- ed by the government. and that he drank it and served 1t to the guests. He also had parties in his room which were attended by wo- men as well as men: to the report CTS. Green showed two dresser drawers in his room filled with bot ties of assorted liquors. He said. "there's my answer to those char ges" "There is the liquor they said kept in my room. I drank if and served it on parties here to men and women. who attended them. These charges are trne and any time investigators or members of the United States Grand Jury wish to come here and see it they are welcome, and they can even taste 1t too. if they want"
 "I got liquor in two way" said Green. "One was at my office where twice week when I got to my desk in the morning found a pack age of liquor there. l presume my employees in the prohibition office left it there which showed q fine personal spirit on the part of my men. it also showed that they liked me The otherway l got liquor was. well you see that flower vace on the table? We'll personally came horne and found it full with brandy" He was asked if he expected the jury to vindicate him. Green said, "it is not likely that my chief legal advi- ser wanted me to deny everything I told him. I didn't want to he known as liar or q prude. don't want the world to think that I am that kind of q man. He also said that he didn't want any of his em- plOyees to be implicated in this ir- responsibility. that is going on here now.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
NOTICE OF lppIIC iTIpN
 FOR PATENT
VI. $. No. Is:sJ. VI |. Nc. 07o

VI. S. No. 1855. VI. !. No. n7G2. IN THE UNITED STAlAS LAND
 OFFICE, AT NOME, AL.tShA
 June 2a, 1926.
 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that ELIZARErH JOLLIEFE, hg C. R. Jackson, her attorney in fact whose residence and postotiica ad- lrtss is Nome. Alaska, has made application before the United States Land Office at Nome. AlIska. for :, tinted States Patent lur placer mining claim known a8 "HIRON ASSOCIATION PLACER" situated ,n the east side of liudbloom Creek lbout eight and one fourDh miles northerly from the Town of Nome. the Cape Nome Recording Pre- 'inat. Territory of Alaska, and de iignated hN the Office of the 'adastral Engineer of Alaska as Mineral Survey No. 1885: rhe eNrrr- or boundaries of said cl?ir. accord ng to the plat and field notes uf 'aid survey BOW on file n said Land Office, with magnetic vauAiiull, of IS deg. 1 min tn 1o dcs Q mn H.. are as follows:
 Byron Associntion fiacc'-
 Commoncius at Cor. N" a fir post I ins, sq. 2 it. luue S lns. in ground scribed lB lS35. wheic" T ;. l.. NJ. No. 1885 bcars 5. 5G deg t6 min. F. 2374.S0 ft.; thenec N. 39 deg. 57 min. W. 1920 ft to Cor, No. ?, Il fir post: thcnfe \. 3l deg 55 min. E. 5253.0 1t. to Cor No 2. fir post; from whence fork of Lindbloom Creek hears x. - dcr Tor. No. . $. go deg, n mia. F 1920 fl. to Cor. No. r. thence s. 5l' le~. 5S min W. 5253 fl, 10 Cor, No. and place of beginning, containing m area of 159.0ai acres
 This claim is on unsnrgevad around situated on left side of Lind bloom Creek. and on the east water shed of Snake River. abouf s.25 miles northerly from the Town of Nome. in the Cape Nome Recording Precinct. Territory of Alaska. II. $. L. M. Sur. 1895 to which this claim is tied is on lone outcrop ofschist bedrock about 20x19 it.. about 10 it. high. the top surface of which is marked tX) IT. s. l.. NJ. s. 1S35. Mt. Bryntesen r. s. G s. station bears N. 30 deg. 03 min. F. ahoul mi Cor No. Glacier Placer Sur vev No. 704 bears s. 32 deg. r min. W. 2474 fl. This monument is on elevated ground about 1900 fl. N. and w. of Rock Creek ahout 7.75 mi northerlv from the said Town nf Nome and in Lat. 64 deg 36 mfn. 5 sec North, Ehng. 165 deg. 2s- min. W.
 AdiOinirg claims are nnsnrveyed and names and claimnnts rnknow". A. N KITTILsEN : Reaister. Publish Jn,y 3, 10. IT. a4. s1. Aug. 2, 14, 31. 2S. 1926.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
MUST PAY DAMAGES TO JAP MILL WORkER

Portland. July 2G. (P,-siX Ameri can residents, of Toledo nregun must pay two thousand. i've hun dred dollars damages to T. Ogura, one of twenty seven Japanese mill workers. evicted from there last July, the Federal Court Jury de- clared. Ogura in the first of five similar suits sought twenty-five thousand dollars damages. The whites must pay because they con spired against him to effect his de- portation. The defense counsel gave September l. as the date of the new trial.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
CONSIDERS CLOSING OF
 COPPER RIVER FISHERIES

Seward. July 25. R)-United States Commissioner Of Fisheries, Henry O'Malley. left for Fairbanks He declared that he seriously con- sidered closing the Copper River Fisheries, so that they can rehabili- tate. He said. "there are fifty per cent increase in the Alaska pack this year. The pack of fish at Bris- tol Bay. Cook Inlet. and Southeast eEn Alaska Is considerably better than this time last year. The seal catch in the Pribilofs for commer- cial purposes Is thirty per cent over last year. the number being twenty theusand skins"
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
INSIDE WORKINGS OF
 BOOZE GRAFT

San Pedro, Calif., July 28, B- The general court martial before which boatsqain. John Dezeeuw and six members of the crew of the coast guard patrol boat. No. 259. were tried and charged with con duct detrimental to the service and were adjourned to the silence under the naval procedure The announce ment usually made only when ac- guittal was reaehed, was when the eFsw falsified the log to show that they were oR duty on Santa Monica an May twentieth, when they were alleged to have seized the rum run ners oR Laguna Reach. The log shows the seizure of one of the rum runners on the 21st. Officials charg- ed the thirty cases of whiskey were turned over and alleged that two to : i've hundred cases were seized.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
MONDAY ,, .:st -'
A n.,Al.ty,IsiiiliN SENTIMENT
 AGAIN SHOWN PARIS

Paris, July 23. (P)--Another out burst Of anti-fOreign sentiment was staged here last night. The crowds eOilectea on tue bOulevards near the point where sight seeing busses started. The demonstrators hOoted and jeered, and the attitude was 80 threatening that occupants of two busses aIighted and two men started tu attempt 10 force passage thru the crowds which barred the streets. Inc police reserves were summoned and they rescued several American and English tourists, against whom the mob felt particularly aggressive. The police cleared the streets with out making any arrests.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
ALASKA TO HANH
 PROSrENOi'S FISH SEASON

Seward, July 2G. P-Arrivals on the steamer Starr, at Bristol Bay pronounce the biggest fish pask ever experienced. All the ,lrnaries will have practically full packs, They are filling every empty case also there are large packs being caught at False Pass and Akutan, Squawharbor. and kingeove. The fishing season closes on the ninth.
 The Morale Cannery employees are much better, the company having
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
.PREsIDRNT CALLEs
 CONTROLS RELIdIoN

Mexico. City. July 20. R-Presi- dent Gales proclaimed regulations
 making effective the constitutional prohibition of the teaching of reli- 'Eion h private schools. This goes
 into elect on July Sl. The supple
 nsat to tho religions laws ,which give ths sovssnmsnt sconplets pow .sr to rssaIats Ghnrches. achooIs.
 and rssnlattons. The law prescribss
 10 niatstsators or religious wor- .shiplng ornansnts. The religious
 natnre Of the psoples fesr that all
 the church functions will elose on
 July T. Larse crowds sathsrsd to
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
MUCH FRESHNESS IS NOW
 GOING ON IN EAST

Paulsmith. New York. July 27, (P,-The business condition in this county are more than meeting the expectations in the opinion of Pre- sident Coolidge. though there might b" slowing down of industry this year bul it has not matriali2ed
 Since the first of July an advance in the general business condition and the prosperity. in his belief. ia due in part to the reducement of taxation. which released money for private enterprises.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
ANOTHER MAN MISSING

Cordova, July 25. &-John Groth, aged fifty, and miner of this section for the past seventeen years, has been missing for ten days. He left here in n motor dory on July 18th, for the Luck Strike Mine and never arrived. Marshal II. G. Cloes and two helpers have gone to the Copper River to search the flats. GrOth has been the seven tn to disappear in a boat near Cor dova, he was part owner of the Me Kinley Lake Mine.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
HORAII TELLS
 EUROPE SOMETHING

Washington. July 2S, (A1 Europe critics on the foreign policies oI the United States, were reminded by Borah, that. people who live in glass houses not throw stones." Di- recting his advice towards London, the Senator said that Churchill's campaign of yillification which Was designed to secure cancellation ui war debts. should not be permitted to be erased from the worlds me mory. Territorial acquisitions were accomplished by Great Britain a' the peace tablet.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
WEDNESDAY
 tTEl ECRaFAiCh
GKEEN INDICTED BAIL
 AT FIVE THOUSAND

San Francisco. July 27, P1 The Federal Grand Jury indicted Green after being in session three and u half hours. He was charged with fillesially operating guvernmentally controlled liquor, and is guilty af misconduct of his office. His bail is fixed at five thousand dollars which the bonding company posted ihe first embezzlement of liquors and is alleged to have occurred in December, shortly after being ap pointed as prohibition adminislra tor. There were several counts listed for lhe embezIlrment of one land two bottles. The largest charge was on June fifth when he said that he had taken len bottles of whiskey. one bottle of wine and one of gin and arranged the set for August 18th.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31

route to Alaska. It is often point ed out by naval officials and often discussed the tactical importance of an Alaskan base. in the event of Ia Pacific War. Dutch Harbor was mentioned as the stragetical point It is of paramount importance In
 the North Pacific and is regarded as likely location for an Alaskan
 base. should one be established.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
AUTHOR KILLED WHEN ~
 PLANE FALLS TO GROUND

Winona. Calif.. July 27. @- Leroy JeEersoH. noted authar. trea- surer snd explorer. of New York. was killed when tho airplane in which he was passenger fell to the ground. Jefferson organized the Associated Mountaine Noun. taineering Club of North America. He was . fellow member of the Royal Geographical Society. v
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
LARGE PROPERTY DiMNGES
 DONE BY | UlREICINE

Palm Hra,h, Juls go. ,If Pro perty damage ~p estimated and a cold ntill.on which was caused by hurricane sweeping raiw Beach tnd West Palm Beach T. came in from the Caribbean S-a Forty yatchs were caught and sank in Lake Wor- th which is between Palm Peach and West Palm Reach A wooden bridge ovt he Lake was washed away. The rean front in hoth towlN WAS da,ss:r sod and tha elertri- cal power and teirgraph servtc" was para'ized. Nss. Arthur Meade wife .a istlator. and s1ohn Clark. were both rescued from T.akr Worth, when the Meade Watch sank al tbr pier. to which tho yacht was an chored. When il sank the couple clung to the piling
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
THE HOT SEASON Is NOW
 ON FOR GOOD

New York, July 26, R-A four day heat wave struck the New Eng land and middle Atlantic States. The heat was ameliOrated Thursday by storms. It nearly claimed one hundred and sixty lives, although fifty deaths have been added to the list in the past twenty-fOur hours. The number of deaths in New Eng land is nineteen, New Jersey. eight cen and nine in New York City. There were showers in many local ities yesterday which lowered the heat slightly. The crowds at Coney Island was estimated at one half million.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
DANUBE ONEKEIOMS
 MUCH DAMAGE DONE

Vienna. July 20. lP Virtually the entire town of Majaska, in the province of Noyvodina, Was swept away. when the Danuhc uN"rhnwed A hundred thousand acres of eulti- vated land were inundated, and only len out ui three hundred houses were left standing The inhahitant, took refuge in the Castle. of Count Szechenyi.
The Nome nugget., 1926-07-31
TUESDAY tTELEaRAPHiC)
MAYBE MA FERGUSON WILL GET BEAT

Dallas. July 9. (R-Attorney General. Dan Moody apparently had more than an even chance to claim the election and heat Ma Fer gusOn. He will possibly succeed her without running of the Primar- ies. The Texas Election Bureau resumed the count Saturday, In the primaries, Moody Is leading Ma Ferguson by one hundred and nine thousand, three hundred and eighty seven, n majority over the combined total of the DemOcratics opponent. Moody has three hundred and thirty mine thousand. Mrs. Ferguson two hundred and thirty thousand. and Davidson one hundred and one thousand.