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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-09-19
Touching Upon Sudden Wealth, College Sports Wild and
New Explanation for the Angry Ocean
Is Inspired by Query to Perfect Fool
By ED. WYNN.


~ EAR Mr.. Wynn: l don't know
what to do, so am asking you
to help me. l hate to see my
husband intoxicated. I sit
up for him every night and
he always comes home drunk. Gee.
how I hate to see him when he comes
home? What can l do? Sincerely,
POLLY ANNAH.
Answer. Don't sit up for him any
more.
Dear Mr.. Wynn: My grandfather is
an old sea, captain and he tells me all
sorts of tales about the ocean, but
whenever he mentions the ocean he
calls it the angry ocean, Why does
he call it the angry ocean? Yours
truly, ANN GLOE SAXON.
Answer. He thinks the ocean is
angry because it has been crossed so
often.
Dear Mr.. Wynn: A friend of mine
is in the hospital with a. fractured
skull. The doctor says that all my
friend keeps saying is: II was hit with
sandwich" Do you think it is posi-
BILE for him to get fractured skull
from being hit with a sandwich?
Truly yours, P. kNUTT BUTTER.
Answer. 1t must have been a club"
sandwich.
Dear Mr.. Wynn: | have just left
school and have position. l am very
ambitious and am going to start to
save money. | may want money
some time in hurry. SO what ] want
to know is can | draw my money out
of the bank the same day | put it in,
If l put it ir a savings bank? Sin
cerely, IKE EEPBOOkS.
Answer You sure can as long as
YOU give the bank two weeks notice.
Dear Mr.. Wynn: ! saw policeman
stop an automobile and arrest thN
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-09-19
Curious Filaments.
THERE Is a sort of electric lamp

THERE Is a sort of electric lamp In
vented by Meusel which is re-
markable not only for its excellence
in practical use. but also for the novel
manner in which the filaments are
made. Alloys of chromium, manga.
nese, molydenum, uranium, thorium,
chromium. platinum. osmium and
iridium are first disassociated in water
by the electric spark, and. being pre-
cipitated in infinitesimal particles,
they form a colloidal mass, which, be-
cause of its Elasticity. can be nodded
like wet clay. After drying. the fila
ments thus nodded become sufficiently
hard and resistant to bear all the
manipulations needed for their in
PRODUCTION into electric lamps. AS
soon as they have been heated to red.
ness by the passage Of a current they
return to the metallic state, and thus
form hlaments of pure metal, perfect
~ homogeneous throughout and of
uniform caliber.
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ONCE MORE HAD DISPLAYED MY NAIVETE AND THE DEAN
WAS IN MYSTERIES

Dean Cornwell next inquired re-
gardinS my choice OF a course.
Well" said. six thousand yards
Is plenty IL it's we'll trapped"
Once more had displayed my
naivete and the Dean was in hyster-
les.
"Lardrer." saidr he. Il wish you
would stay a: Princeton all your life.
You are a yell,"
Editors note: If Lardner had
stayed there all his life. which he
would have done if he had waited for
his degree he doubtless would have
become known as the Princeton yell1
Aided by the Deans influence. l
soon became n member of the Dekes.
the Alpha Delts. ne Phi Beta kappas,
the Niwanis md Realty Board and
was rushed ny the Triangle Club. the
n1ost exclusive OF Princeton's social
organizations They rushed me as far
as Trenton and then reiinouished the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-09-19
THE SKUNK.

The skunk. who is high favori;e,
very high, with the nature lover. IS a
short cylindrical animal with leg at
each corner.
The skunk is an object of great
beauty. Its magnificent fur coat, dark
black with two lengthwise stripes of
white, is perhaps uneXCelled among
the fur-bearinS or odOriferous animals.
Why. then, in spite of the beauty of
the skunk. do we not like him? We
all know, hut we don't say.
The skunk is. by nature. a quiet,
people loving, tame and affectionate
animal. He asks nothing more than
to be near us. He does not bite, he
cannot scratch. he makes no noise
and only asks to be friends and to
forget the past.
Why, then. do we not take him into
our friendship?
The nature student who wishes to.
get into close contact with a skunk
and to see him at short range This
range is about feet and a half must
visit him in his own Businesses in the
northern Wilds.
II had the good luck last Summer
writes Mr.. Sleepout, the distinguished
nature student. who spent seven weeks
in the Adirondacks. with no other
food than a combination suit and a
bow and arrow, Ito meet a skunk AL
most face TO face. He was splendid
fellow. easily Is inches long. with u
beautifully arching hack and sweep
of tail. had full time to admire the
dainty way in which his ears Joined
his head and his head ran into his
neck and his neck ended in his body.
Crawling cautiously toward him, I
was almost within touching distance
when the bea utiful creature elevated
itself on It's glorious hind legs, shifted
the air about me with jts exquisite
snout and then beat it into the deep
woods"
Downright 1g36D
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What charge can they place against
man driving a car just because the
man only has one eye? Yours truly,
D. SENDER.
Answer He was probably arrested
for driving because he had one lamp
oalt.
Dear Mr.. Wynn: A girl friend of
mine took a position In photograph
studio When she took the job she
only weighed 124 pounds. She has
only been working there for three and
a half months and she now weighs 1853
pounds. HSw do you account for
that? Yours truly.
1. HUGH MERHER.
Answer. She. most likely, Is working
in the "deyeloping' room.
Dear Mr.. Wynn: | am engaged TO be
married and my intended husband
gave me an engagement ring with
diamond in it. My father says 1t Is an
imitation and say it is genuine. VIII
YOU please tell me how to find out If 1t
is imitation or genuine? Truly yours.
PEARL NECLASS.
Answer: Try and soak it.
Dear Mr.. Wynn: The other day |
saw filthy.looking man walk up to
another man and pick the man s
pocket Can't YOU suggest something
to the Government that will prevent
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-09-19
BY STEPHEN LEACOCK.

THE HOUSE FLY.
"HE house fy fuscus domesti-
cus> Is at his very best during
the months of August and Sep
i tember 1t is then that his
coat is at is glossiest and
that his beautiful hack plate. or
caparace. shines with it's highest lus-
ter. His lovely eyes also take ON at
this season (the love season of the fly)
their deepest color. while his soft.
vibrant note is tuned to the voice OF
nature itself.
At this time of year the fycollector.
or even the amateur, should have no
difficulty in finding one or more per
feet specimens of this magnificent
multiped.
Alone among the odiferous qua
drimana or cephalopods, writes an
eminent buggist, 1.-The fly seems capa-
Bile of thriving wherever man can
live and takes on with ease the en-
vironment Of our civilization
Indeed, it appears that the house
fly is found all over North America.
South America, Europe, Asia and
Africa. and the nature student needs.
therefore, no further apparatus for his
study than to buy a house. A suit
able mouse having Deen SelSCleU, ne
may put in one, two o. more flies
with entire certainty of a good result.
Flies are not difficult to rear and
feed and with a little care they will
thrive we'll and even increase. A pan
of milk set out overnight, or the
remains of a tin Of salmon set on
plate with a little marmalade, is as
much as any fly asks or needs when
in good health
1t is perhaps not generally known
that the hy can be tanned. During
the past Summer" writes Mr.. Sum
mernut. one of the keenest of our
nature students, II succeeded, after
several efforts. in tanning a fly.
when we became better acquainted
he would light on the table beside
me and nibble at the crumbs near my
plate. Once while venturing too near
the rim of my tumbler he fell into
the milk At other times he would
actually alight on my shoulder and
rub his cheek against mine.
My house fly was at his friend
lest during the drowsy hour of the
morning just before the time came
for my getting out of bed. One heard
a gentle buzzing and there was the
merry little fellow peeping over the
edge of the coverlet. his big eyeG
sparkling with fun. He seemed to say
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chase on my promise to enter the
University of Illinois.
At Illinois I took up the study of
medicine. six months course in
those days. unless you were bright
Among my classmates were Harold
(Red) Grange, l.. NJ. (Mike) Tobin.
c. G. Chamber of Commerce) Pyle
and Fred CPeaches) Nymeyer. Illinois
had the right idea about that bane OF
most medical students existence
anatomy. 1t was the custom at that
time for the instructors TO employ
some prominent undergraduate or
alumnus and dissect him with a view
to showing, for the pupils benefit. his
general structure and the location and
function or his various organs.
Yale. for example. used Mr.. Taft and
it took two years TO GO all over him.
even in a hurry. And the same At
Michigan. where Germany Schulz was
selected as the subject. At Illinois, on
the other hand. we dissected one of
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THE POTATO BUG.

The potato bug Cbuggo Colorado)
does best in a rich, sandy soil. 1t
can be brought to its greatest natural
perfection by planting within its easy
reach a crop of potatoes either in
rows or hills.
1T was my good fortune last Sum-
mer." says Prof. Allgone. the famous
author of Parasites and Paris Green"
ito come into possession of a splendid
pair of potato bugs, male and female.
Both bugs were set out in the gar
den in "A spot Suitably chosen near a
potato plant.
ITO my great delight on visiting the
garden on the third day found that
the two young housekeepers had laid
a rich nestful of eggs carefully set on
the under side of potato leaf. The
Joy of the parents reached its maxi
mum when a few days later the eggs
Matched into a group of tiny little
buglets.
Indeed, there is no telling to what
height the ecstasy of the whole family
might have gone had they not acct
dentally stumbled on some paris green
carelessly left within their reach
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about the congestion. The lake was
called Lake Carnegie after the library
Of that name. II being used AS re-
ceptacle for the students books.
Owing to my success on the man
dolin club. where | played f string
on one of the banjos, my name came
to the ears of the Dean.
Have you registered" he asked.
NO" replied.
well" said Dean Cornwell. you
register and We'll hx you up the hest
we can. But you can't have a bath
because there is an Odd Fellows con-
vention here this week"
What is his name" asked. And
why does he object TO peoples having
baths?"
The Dean was greatly amused at
NV simplicity and in after years We
met again and got q hearty laugh out
Of the episode.
Editors note: didn't
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-09-19
Auto Power Adaptor.

For some time there has been Of
fered In the market A simple power
adapter for betting an automobile to
farm engines. The adaptor is base
plate with a spool-shaped roller mount
ed across each end. The extended
shaft Of one roller carries three
inch pulley.
When one rear wheel of an auto
mobile rests on the rollers and the
other on the floor or ground energy
can be delivered through the differ
entail and the rollers made to pro-
duce as much as dve.horsepoyer.
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Peek -boo--time. to get up" No use
to wave him away
Back he came again with the same
friendly buzz as If inviting me to hop
out of bed and take run on the lawn.
The only thing to do was to take a
towel with a knotted end and swat
him over the head with it. This would
deter the little fellow and I would
then see him fly across to the window
pane and sit rubbing his head with
his hindleg as if discouraged.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-09-19
BY RING LARDNER.
CHAPTER IL of Autobiography

FTER the Wesleyan game
n fiasco. there was some talk Of
IA firing myself and Bis Bill Ed
wards off the team and Sc
lecting other players TO req
resent Princeton at hockey. hut this
idea was given up when it was found
that we were the only two men in
college who had skates.
Our second game was with my
former alumna. Yale, and Big Bill,
who was then known as Hull on &C
count of his resemblance TO that part
OF a ship. broke il up the moment he
stepped on the ice. The balance OF
the hockey season was spent trying
to get him ont of the lake. where the
Ash were making vigorous complaints
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-09-19
FOLDING STEEL SQUARE.

bility OF a doubt that they are abso-
lutely reliable.
There are more than 1000, 900
squares manufactured annually In the
United States, of which 100000 are
disposed Of yearly to the carpenters
and all classes Of mechanics in this
country, and the balance abroad.
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THE MOSQUITO.

With the exception of the house fly,
the mosquito is perhaps the most
widely disseminated of our domesti-
Gated insects. He is TO be found al.
most anywhere on verandas. on up
per and lower balconies, on front and
back steps. but he IL seen at his best
when tucked away behind the little
white bed curtains that are specially
provided for him.
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Pets in Season as They Are Presented
By Our Enthusiastic Nature Writers

step In before it becomes too late. A
suitable reservation of land as Il Mos
qu:;o Park may preserve for our de-
scendants a few thousand million spe-
cimens of what was once the dom
inant animal of North America.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-09-19

driver. The man wanted to know why
he was arrested and the policeman
said because he had only one eve.
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THE HOUSE FLY.
THE house fly fuscus domesti-
cusl Is at his very best during
the months of August and Sep
Il TENDER. 1t is then that his
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TRINA FLAT

= = I \ = :. = !. 4. 4. = = + = =.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gerald Norton and
children, Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Balling-
er and family, Bruce Luke and Pau
line Giles took dinner on Sunday
with Mr.. and Mrs. George Pfrangle
and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nels Nordquist and
Eva Jernberg went to Powell on
Sunday to attend the funeral of
Oscar Anderson.
Mrs. Mary Gipe stayed over night
one night last week at the Andren
home.
Paul Sweitzer and the agriculture
class were up to the Bartlett ranch
judging ows on Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dean Stevens were
visitors on Wednesday at the Walt
er Bates home.
William Plumb went east on Fri
day to the bedside of his father
who is very i'll.
Walter Bartlett returned from Ell
burn, Illinois. on Friday where he
has been on a business trip.
Miss May Nordquist gave a six
o'clock dinner on Sunday to Mildred
Clara and Clifford Holms, and Lee
Ballinger.
Walter Nordquist spent Sunday
with Steve Bates.
Bruce Luke from Oxford ,Nebras-
ka, arrived Saturday and will live
on the William Springer ranch in
Diamond basin. New buildings have
been built on this ranch. Mr.. Luke's
family will come later.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Bartlett and
family spent Sunday afternoon at
the George Pfrangle home.
May Nordquist returned Satur-
day from Jim creek bench where
she has been visiting at the Pete
N%ordquist home.
The Farm Bureau meeting was
well attended Saturday night. Mr..
Summers gave a good talk on poul-
Try.
Bert Senyard is building fence
for George Pfrangle around the
Baker eighty.
Mothers club met with Mrs. Chas.
Bradbury on Thursday. Eleven
hieLioeiS "Sie pleSehI. "A uellciouS
dinner was served by hostess. Roll
call vas answered on current events.
Mrs. Anna Holman read an article
on pictures in the home. Visitors
in the afternoon were Mrs. F. A..
Chisholm, Miss Amanda Pearson
and Mrs. Arthur Pearson and Mrs.
Fred Schultz. The next meeting
is with Mrs. Walter Bartlett, March
18th.
, 1926-03-10
SOUTHPORT

r + + 4
Carl Downing was a Cody visitor
Monday and Tuesday.
Mrs. Joe Jones made a trip to
the ranch Tuesday. She is visiting
in Cody with friends.
Mrs. Jack Brown and Mrs. Chas.
Billings spent Tuesday with their
sister, Mrs. Jas. Ewalt.
Jay Blood and Wilbur Martin
were Cody business visitors Tues
day.
Sam Aldrich was in town at
tending to business affairs, Wednes-
day.
James RACER returned home
Wednesday after several days stay
in Cody.
Bud Cox and Gus Dodge made
a trip to Northfork Thursday with
L. C. Freeman.
Henry Purvis and Joe Freeborg
came up Thursday to help with
the repair work on the Jones, river
bridge.
Walter Cash went to Cody Thurs
day. via Valley stage.
FRANK wilson was a VISITOR at
the John Rowlette home Thursday.
w. E. Billings was a Cody visi-
tor Saturday.
Don't forget the dance at the
Ishawooa community building Fri
day March -. Free supper served
at midnight. Good music, Every
n cordially invited.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robt. Looney en-
tertained a number of friends at
dinner Sunday. The guests we're:
Mr.. and Mrs. Adam Mayor and chill
dren. Mr.. and Mrs. B. Plagger and
Miss Frances Roaney of Powell, Mr..
Geo. Braten and mother, Mr.. and
Mrs. Jay Blood and daughter. Mr..
and Mrs. Evan Holman and daugh-
ter. Mr.. and Mrs. Tex Thomas and
daughter, VIM. ~Leatherman, VIM.
Peterman, Russell Marion, Jack
Woods and Harold Snyder.
Ed Holmquist is back, after an
enjoyable winter spent in Florida.
, 1926-03-10

children of Cody spent several days
at the F. o. Forsman home.
w. H. Abshire and son, Glen,
came over from the South fork
about a week g to ride for hor-
SEES.
G. o. Forsman made a trip to Bill
lings the early part of the week.
Mrs. ]. ]. Greening of Billings,
Montana and guests, Mr.. Greetings
mother and aunt of Omaha, Neb.,
and Mr.. Wurtz of Billings were
Clark visitors Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. X. Large and in
FAINT daughter returned home from
G%reybull.
John c. Simpson of Red Lodge,
Montana spent a few days of this
week visiting at the w. E.. Hogan
home and in Cody.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. E. Simpson visit
ed with Mr.. and Mrs. G.. o. Fors-
man and Mr.. and Mrs. J.. X. Large
Wednesday evening.
Roy Brown is carrying the mail
/ Jody Brown is taking his
vacation.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. d. Brown and
little daughter were in Billings a
couple of days and Mr.. and Mrs.
j. C.. Brown returned home with
them.
Mrs. D. c. King and son, Charles
went to Billings Thursday for a
few days.
w, H. Abshire was a visitor at
the o. F. Lindquist home Thursday.
The Harold O'Donnel family and
Mr.. Frank O'Donnel went to Bill
lings Thursday for a short stay
until they get owe the flu.
Mrs. Ed Vine and Mrs. Alice
Snyder called on Mrs. ]. K. Large
Friday.
Miss Geraldine Holtheus was mar
ried to "Toots" Chapman of Cody
Wednesday.
, 1926-03-10
q Our Country Correspondents g

Texas. Tex has not been home for
fifteen years and is anticipating
his visit with old friends and rela-
tives.
Now that the Canyon is closed
all motorists must use the old road
around the lake which is really in
frightful condition. E. II. Jengins,
the stage driver does not look for
ward to his bi weekly trip to town
for the mail. There really should
be some provision made for i'm
proving the road when it is the
only e of getting to and from
town.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clifford Spencer
entertained with a dinner and card
party Saturday night, to speed the
VISIONS on their way. The guests
included Mr.. and Mrs. Tex Wisdom
Mr.. and Mrs. Wylie Sherwin and
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Martin. The
comic element was supplied when
the old turkey gobbler evidently
enraged by Earls' red shirt, attacked
him from the ear, and a merry
battle ensued.
Bryan Sullivan spent Thursday
evening visiting at the Trail Shop.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Golf were
supper guests at Absaroka Lodge
last Thursday evening, spending the
evening playing rummy.
Mr.. and Mrs. J.. F. Kelley and
son Elmer were callers at the Wa
pitt Ranger Station Friday after
noon.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. C. Sherwin en-
tertained at dinner Sunday. The
guests found their places at the
table by matching familiar quota
tions. all selected appropriate to the
person. The guests were. Mr.. and
Mrs. Clifford Spencer, Mr.. and Mrs.
Earl Martin and Mr.. and Mrs. Tex
Wisdom. Little Miss Virginia Sher-
win waited upon the table in a
most gracious manner.
Harlow vandiver, who is spending
a few days in Cody. having driven
down from Pahaska with Dale Nuss.
All of the families living in the
Canyon have moved to town to re-
main until the road work is COM
pleted. The blasting threatened to
be too dangerous for people to
remain there.
Mrs. Jack Spicer expects to leave
soon for North Carolina, for an ex-
tended visit with relatives.
, 1926-03-10
PAT O'HARA

Mrs. Mary Say and Fred Walt
ers gave a turkey dinner to the
following last Sunday: The Brown
family and Miss Black, the Davis
and Nelson families, Geo Baker,
Mrs. Manning, Pete Everett, Jim
Davis and Chas. James. Needless to
say everyone enjoyed a good time
and a good dinner.
Geo. Meadows was found in a
very serious condition by Oscar
Thompson Monday. He was very
sick and bruised. Mr.. Mcknight
and Nelson took him to Cody on
Tuesday. He was put under the
care of DR.. and Mrs. Kinney.
The coyotes have killed several
of ]. N. Meningitis bucks the past
week breaking into the woven wire
enclosure.
Miss lila Marysala is back at the
Mcknight ranch. They will soon be
busy lambing.
Mrs. Widdous spent several DAYS
on the Homestead the past week.
w. Alexander came out as far
as Walters after the mail as Mr..
Brough had to return to Cody. Carl
Buckingham came out with Brough.
Geor ge Baker of Paint creek,
Cecil McMillin of Sage creek and
Oscar Thompson of Monument hill
each hauled a load of grain from
Nelson's last week.
Clarence Black got a large load
of wheat from Ed Browns last
Tuesday.
Chas. James returned to Sunlight
last Monday. His hand was much
better.
Mrs. Chas. Davis called on Mrs.
Brown Monday.
We are listening every day for
the larks Looks like spring will
soon be here.
Mrs. Ed Manning was an over
night guest with Mrs. Say last Sat
urday evening.
There is to be a dance at Walters
Inn real soon watch for it.
, 1926-03-10
WAPTTI WALLOPS

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Chas. Sullivan departed last
Tuesday for Arizona with the in
tention of locating there permanent
iy should the country come up to
his expectations. He will be much
missed on the river as he has gen.
eruusly furnished music for North
Fork dancers for many winters.
Dale Nuss drove up as far
as Grinell creek in a truck last
week skiing the rest of the way
to Pahaska. where he spent sever
al days taking an inventory of
spring work to be done. They ex-
pect to start r~eroofing the hotel
and making many other improve
ments.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tex Wisdom left
Saturday for their spring vacation,
MIR. Earl Martin taking them to
town. They will spend a month
visiting in Denver and Panhandle
, 1926-03-10
GARLAND

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The Garland NJ. E. Church board
entertained the Beaver M. E. church
board with a banquet last Friday
evening. Very interesting and in
structive talks were made by Rev.
Shut. of the Powell NJ. E. church
and District Superintendent Drawn
on the problems of the two church
es.
H. E. Gillett and family of Pow
ell are moving on the Franklin
place east of Garland.
Mrs. Ezra Lewis and children are
visitors at the Buchanan home in
Cody this week.
Professor Roy Powers and wife
~journeyed to Billings last Friday
evening to spend the week end
John Rowland and family are
moving on the place recently va
Gated by the Joe Scott family.
Merlin Glass and family are NOV
ing on the place vacated by Jesse
Cubbage.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dean Stephens have
rented the Rev. Lewis Weary place
this year.
Jesse Cubbage has bought the w.
Fl. Clark homestead which was
farmed by John Rowland last year.
, 1926-03-10
CLARK

Geo. Wallace of Red Lodge,
Montana, came out to the W. E.
Hogan home Saturday and Mrs.
Wallace and little son returned
home with him Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. e. T. Fuson and
children spent Saturday and Sun
day in Cody.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. e. Simpson and
small daughter spent Sunday eve
ming with Mr. and Mrs. Ed Vine.
Mr.. and Mrs. Owen Spence and
, 1926-03-10
According to Iandis

Judge Lands gets credit for this
N 1.-THE road to hell has some
beautiful scenery; but it's not much
of a place to speak of after you
get there"