New Britain herald., 1926-03-25

man who has been in south Amgrl- nu doing research work We wish hc hadn't uncovered so much, because some Of the descriptions ho gave were all loo vivid for our tender mentality, This was broadcast from WIZ,
 WIN, New York, was one Of thc star stations Of the evening, You hnQw every evening has its star sta. lion, some broadcustor which comes through with terrific volume and then Rules into the distance for an- other six months, WrlL WlN dil l' l@st night For the past several months this station has been hiding in cave, dashlng out only spas medically to see whether or mol inc sln was shining T. was never shin Ing when the station dashed out, SO il always went back and covered it- srlf with q buffalo robe or whatever h.rmtlS cover fArmselvrs with. W"'ve never been a hermit, but tho nropOsition interests us. We long to grow great beard, forcgo ablulions Of evcrykin1, except internal ones O. rah whuskoy, and hoard our pennies 1 in some deserted cabin on the brow of the hills, the gauni, gray trunk of fU" shattered oak being our only companion for years and years and y,ars, And then we'd like to go down town and look into baby carriages and scare the infants.
 The LoeW's State tN"at,r orchcs- ira was tooting arounI in well bal auccl style, when along comes this uum and says, "Who was that lady
 seen you on the street with last uight?" Well, the noise kept up for about 15 minutes and then it van ishel into thin air. Ky that time the orchestra had done q disappearing act through the hidden trap door in
 the stage and the audience was deeply engrossed in sholling peanuts.
 Then came the Radio Entertainers, so styled, who played selections good,
 bad and indifferent. A guessing con-
 lest was held, as to the name of one
 or the numbers, and it turned out 10
 be "Thrce O'clock in the Morning,
 thereby causing us to lapse into
 some roseatc memories Of the dead
 past. The Musical Chef, purlo!ned
 rom WOR sang and played one oi
 what was presumably his own com
 positions, Come Out From Cndcl
 That High Hat" On looking bacl
 at the construction Of that sentence
 we'd say that it is very bad. So wei
 change it, He sang one of his oWr compositions, presumably, "Com' Out From Under, etc, etc" Jo' then made remark to the offec ! that there were four men in a boa
 and they had four cigars, noi each 5 but among 'cm and they had n' 5 matches. so one Of the cigars va , thrown overheard and that made tn l boat a cigar lighter. We don't kno7 S what we shall do about that one, bu , something drastic should be done.
  = Wendall Hall, the Red Heade' s Music Maker, was at WIZ, whicl - station. by the way, came in stroni ] and poppy, and yond be poppy, toe = if you had as much electricity run s ming through you, He sang "Paddlir r Madeline Home" and then secin l. that it failed to register perceptlbiA
 he sang one of his own, Hickey
 pokey," which sounds just like th - title, pardon the trite remark lt
 absolutely the craziest thing "o hay
 heard. There's no sense 10 it an e everything is all jumbled up. W $ don't sec how any sane person coul l. get the least bit Of enjoyment out ( . it, in fact, We fell out of our chai 1T laughing, and broke log. Vel ]. Mayor Walker ot New York, wh if had just dropped in for the evening