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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-12-11
CONGRESS Is
FACING SOME
FIGHTS TODAY
House Approves Abandon
ment of Impeachment
Charges Against English

Washington, Dec. 11-OP - The
enate and house each had several
lights on its hands today.
The house had before it the $685.
$4,000 interior department appro-
priation, but the first order Of bust
less in that chamber was a report
by Representative Michener, Repub-
lican, Michigan, recommending dis
nissal of impeachment proceedings
against Judge William English.
In the senate, not only were diff
ferences over the poison gas treaty
pervading the atmosphere, but row
had developed over bill to authorize
construction of bridge across the
Columbia river between Longview
WASH, and Rainier, Oregon.
Impeachment of Judge English was
voted by the house at the last ses-
sion. He resigned, however, shortly
before November 10, the date set for
his trial before the senate, and the
house prosecutors decided to recon-
mend that the proceedings be dropped.
Representative Laguardia, Republi-
can. New York, however, has objected
to such course, insisting that the
trial proceed.
Dismissal Of the proceedings was
sustained 286 to % on the roll call.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-12-11

Cincinnati policemen are to carry
cameras 20 they may photograph evil
dences Of crime.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-12-11
HOUSE VOTES ABANDONMENT
OF IMPEACHMENT CHARGES

Washington, Dec. 1l-lP)-Aban-
donment of impeachment charges
against Federal Judge George w.
English Of Illinois was approved to-
day by the house on a standing vote.
The vote was 167 to Is, and after it
was announced members opposed to
dropping the charges demanded .
formal roll dali vote.
They contended during the debate
that abandonment of the charges,
which included use of profanity from
the bench, irregular handling Of
bankruptcy cases, and other "mis-
dcmeanors" would amount to ver-
dict Of not guilty. The prosecutors
of the case, however, held to- the
stand that no good could result from
its continuation, inasmuch as the
jurist had resigned on the eve Of his
trial by the senate.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-12-11

" 6A 8S1JS VVAoNkA04
For Bismarck and vicinity: Unset.
tied tonight and Sunday, probably To-
cal snow or rain. Colder tonight
Much colder late Sunday and Monday
For North Dakota: Unsettled to-
night and Sunday. Probably ioca
snow or rain. Warmer tonight ex'
treme east and colder west portion
Much colder late Sunday and Monday
WEATHER CONDITIONS
An unusually deep low pressure
area is centered over Saskatchewan
this morning while . high pressure
area covers the Southwest. This pres
sure distribution is causing decid
ed rise in temperature over tht
northern Plains States and over thu
northern Rocky Mountain region
Scattered precipitation occurred ID
the northern States and in the Cana
dian Provinces while mostly fail
weather prevails in the central and
southern states. The coldest weather
during the past "A hours occurred in
the upper Mississippi Valley, but
temperatures are rising In that sec.
tion today.
Official in charge
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-12-11
Weather Report

Weather conditions at North Da-
kota points for the "a hours ending
M m tndow
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-12-11

Harbin, Manchuria, Dec. H.
R)-Twenty-five persons -iwere
killed and 40 injured, mostly
Chinese. when freight an6:psss-
enger trains collided near riehl-
ing, In Shengldng, on the SOUTH
ern Manchurian railway.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-12-11
WEATHER FORECAST

Unsettled tonight and Sunday,
local snow or rain. Colder Sunday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-12-11

Rugby. n. T.. Dec. l1.-LM-D.
L. Peters, independent member
Of the house. has announced that
he Is = candidate for speaker In
the Forthcoming session. =
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-05-27

This is the second of a series OF
economic conferences which the state
college is arranging. The first one
on dairying and forage crops. was
held in Seattle in March.
representative men who can con.
tribute to this conference are asked
to attend. This will be working con.
ference and its success will depend
largely upon those who attend. The
state college is submitting data con-
corning the cereal crops, but is max
ing no recommendations. The mem
bers of the conference are asked to
do this, using the information COM
piled by the college as a working
basis.
With 35 per cent Of all the land
under cultivation in Washington in
1919 devoted to wheat, and with other
cereals grown in many localities, the
cereal crop industry is important
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-05-27


here. The wheat acreage has increas-
ed from one million acres to more
than two million acres in the last
Is years. During the 25 year period
the average surplus of wheat in the
state has amounted to 65 per cent Of
the total crop. The Pacific North
west is one of the greatest surplus
producing areas in the United States,
for with population of about two
per cent of the total for this nation,
this area has consistently produced
about eight or ten per cent of the
nations wheat crop.
Farmers in Benton county who are
interested in the cereal crop program
of Washington are invited to attend
this conference and to take part in
the discussions.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-05-27

IDEAS, like MEN
Are good when they work.
& & & &
Correct this sentence: 81 am de-
lighted" exclaimed the married man,
shat they have found a drug that
will make everybody tell the truth"
& & e &
REPRISAL
The Jones' have a saxophone;
The jenkins a radio own;
A monograph beguiles the Flynns,
Revenge is sweet, we now have
twins.
& & & &
An empty bottle is called
dead man. So, often, is the
emptier thereof.
& & & &
A quartette is where all four think
the other three can't sing.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-05-27
Denotes CrolOn Property

The broad arrow stamp consists of
conventionalized arrowhead. It Is
placed on government stores in Great
Britain TO distinguish them as public
or crown property. 1t was the cog
nizance of Henry, viscount Sydney,
earl of Romney, master in general Of
the ordinance, 1693-17O2. The broad
arrow has long been used in England
on the outer clothing worn. by convicts.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-05-27
STUDY STATE
CEREAL CROP
Second Conferece to be held
in Spokane June 14-15-
Under w. S. c..

Consideration of the cereal crop
industry in Washington and recon-
mendations for its development will
be part of the second economic con-
ference on Washington agriculture.
which will be held at Davenport Hotel
in Spokane on June ID and Is. All
persons interested in the industry
are urged to attend.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-05-27

Il
the modern college aspirant. These
questions must be answered to the
satisfaction of the Entrance Commit
tee:
i Have you a raccOOn coat?
| Do you Charleston
| How many girls in the Follies do
you know?
Do you wear socks ? If not, what is
the color of your carriers?
How many ways can you use the
expression, "So's your old man 2
| Have you a roadster? Has it a
cut-out?
H Are you judge of good liquor,
and what antidote do you use?
The bottoms of your trousers-are
they wide enough for a Ford to sneak
under?
& & & &
! Home is where you scratch any
place that itches.
& & & &
Legs! Legs!! Legs!!!
Legs to the right of us,
Legs to the left Of us,
Legs to the front of us,
How they display them!
On they go trippingly,
Dainty and skippingly.
Frost that bites nippingly
Does not dismay them!
Straight legs and handy ones,
Bum legs and dandy ones,
Awkward and handy ones.
Flirt with the breezes!
Round legs and flatter ones,
Thin legs and fatter ones,
Especially the latter ones,
Showing their knees-es!
Knock-kneed bony ones,
Real legs and phony ones,
Silk-covered tony ones
Second to none,
Straight and distorted ones,
Mates and ill-sorted ones.
Home and imported ones.
Amt we got fun!
& & & &
Not all the comedy in the world Is
done by comedians. For instance,
sat in the box office Of the theatre in |
which I am playing. About 7:3O the
other night when boob-like chap |
came to the window and asked for
seat. He was given one in the orches-
ira. and when he read the price on.
the ticket, $40. he exclaimed "Too
much money" The treasurer in the
box office said, would you like one
in the balcony for $2.65?' And the
other chap asked, whats going on
up there?"
& & & &
He latter the honeymoon Both
pairs of my socks have holes in them
sweetheart.
She-Put on both pairs. The holes
are in different places.
& & & &
Criticism is the work of the incom-
petent; it enables them to be jealous
and show it without feeling embar-
assed.
& & & &
"No," said the man who re-
sided in Chicago for long
time, 81 don't think I could
be happy in any other city.
There are so many things of
interest here that one never
goes to see."
& & & &
HOUSE CLEANING is
THE ART OF moving
THINGS THAT never
WILL BE needed
FROM ONE PLACE
TO ANOTHER
AND BACK again.
g. & & &
SWEET OSCILLATIONS!
Rollo-Latest reports say that lip
stick is now being favored with fruit
juices.
Wallo-Oh, now I understand what
jim meant when he said Alice gave
him the raspberry the other night. |
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
"pve got Wi,o can teach hen hoW to time
and money laying an egg.

hundred thousand dollars a year.
Man, l can run anything.
Mr.. Brooke's eyes betrayed scepti-
cism.
Anything" repeated Mr.. Sher.
wood belligerently. "Anything from
the war in Europe to shoveling snow
l could run the government if they'd
let me-
"a brownstone front and three
children are different from those
things" commented Mr.. Brooke.
but the eternal principles of
economy ana efficiency are immut-
able" declared Mr.. Sherwood. pound
ing his desk. They can be applied
to anything. This corporation en-.
ploys experts in every line. I've got
a man who can teach a hen how to
save time and money laying an egg.
Now. while I say ] can do anything,
when it comes to applying scientific
business principles, III admit that l
never did run a household. Just for
that very reason, I want to. I'll do
it cheap. III make you a low rate.
III guarantee you results-big re-
suits"
Don't tease me-" chided Mr..
Brooke.
I'm serious. You've just suggest
ed a field to me that opens wonderful
possibilities. Why, I'd almost take
the job for nothing; l would, except
that it would violate the principles of
efficient management" q
Mr.. Brooke pondercd briefly.
Two a good mind to talk to Con.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
When Emily Met
Mister Right
By CLARISSA MACKIE

MISS ARAMINTA DODGE was
lVA fitting EmiIy's new dress-it
was q dainty thing, all frills and
cunning rosettes-a rosy cloud of
a party dress to wear to the ALI
sons birthday party.
The dressmaker was silent as she
took some quick jerky stitches, and
finally folded the dress in white
tissue paper and packed 1t in
box. "Wait a minute, Emily" she
said, and hurried out of the room.
Emily could hear the little woman
moving about the upstairs rooms.
Then down she came, holding some
thing clenched in her hand. "Em-
ily," began the dressmaler, years
ago when l was young and gay
like you, Emily, l was considered
the best dancer anywhere around.
Nowadays, folks say I'm an old
maid because l was disappointed iii
love, but mark my words, Emily,
there's more married women disap-
pointed in love than there are old
maids. ] wasn't really disappointed
In love but the only man | would
marry had a nasty temper just like
mine, and we quarreled over the
silliest thing-this! J" She opened
her hand and displayed a small
heart shaped trinket of furnished
silver.
"IEow prettyP exclaimed Emily.
at came from Persia or some
such outlandish place." answered
Araminta. MY cousin, Alexander
Douglas, was a sea captain and he
brought it home and he told me it
was a love charm-he told me If I'd
write the name OF the man | loved
on bit of paper and put it i'll
there, I'd certainly be married with
in year to the right man. We'll, ]
did that, and Wore it to a party I'M
der d dress that was about like
yours here, allowing for changes in
STYLE, and when ] WAS dancing with
the right one, the charm tumbied
out and he picked it up. OF course
I couldn't explain it, and he was
Jealous when | said my cousin had
brought it-and so we quarreled-
and he married another girl, and
here | am, happy as a clam at high
tide :" Araminta laughed cheerily
over the last words, but her eyes
were misty.
81 want YOU should wear it to-
night, Emily" she said as the girl
left. you tell me afterward--if
YOU meet Mister Right !"
After she was all dressed for the
party. Emily thought of the love
charm and tucked it inside of her
dress. ut will please the dear old
thing" she thought sympathetical-
". Her own feelings were rather
runled about the neglect of Stanley
Case since he had returned from
New York-wly did Stanley avoid
her? She admitted to herself that
Stanley was her "4Iister Right"
but resolved to forget him as soon
as possible.
The Aiisons' birthday party for
Bertha Alison, who was seventeen
was a countrywide affair. Emily
Rice saw old friends whom she had
not met for ages, and among them
was Captain Case, SANKEY'S father,
handsome, gray-haired man Of.
sixty, now a widoWer. Stanley was
there, too, and he came straight to
the dark haired girl in the rosy
frock.
"The sweetest rose of ALL" whis-
pered Stanley hobby.
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@.;siiI3'5 iaaSa !is!kled. but she
was happy. AS they passed Cap
tain Case, Emily noticed that he
WIS staring at her rose-colored
frock, and it happened that she
pulled out her handkerchief lust
then, and something silver and rose
flew out with it and rolled across
the floor. Emily had an impress
sion that Captain Case picked it up.
When they came around the second
time, he stopped them and drew
them aside. Stanley looked puz-
lied.
You lost this, didn't you Emily?"
asked the captain, giving her the
love charm.
Emily blushed yes. thank Won
Captain Case. Someone lent If to
me to wear this evening. 1t came
from Persia" she added beginning
TO feel embarrassed at the hand,
some captains silence.
u know-Tve seen it before
thirty years ago" he said. at
busted off my engagement with nv
first little sweetheart-a mighty
nice little woman, Emily, but of
course nothing so handsome nc
SANKEY'S mother. She was woman
to be proud of"
Emily was suddenly spcecb,ess
with embarrassment, but the can.
tain was garrulous. It's q love
charm, Stan,' he said teasinglv
Now, Emily, I'm surprised that n
pretty girl like you needs thatw
'Shc DOESN'T" said Stanley. {,
promptly that the old man laughed
Il haven't had time to tell her VET
about my new job-an' every.
thing!"
Don't delay, lad" said his faith.
er seriously. "And don't make n
fool Of yourself by being Jealous
Emily, my dear, maybe you'd let me
have the charm, seeing as you don't
need it,
1T really isn't mine, Captain
Case. Perhaps YOU can guess
she stopped suddenly. The charm
WIS Araminta's secretl
The captain was fumblinr with
the charm and suddenly ii oDened
on tiny invisible hinge. Within
was tiny bit of white paper with
some writing in faded violet ink
The captain showed it to them
STANLEY Case" was the name thar
Araminta had traced so many years
ago.
STANLEY Caso-presenti" laughed
young Stan. holding Emily's hand
tightly, and Captain Stanley Case
put the love charm in his pocket
and turned away with Il twinkle in
his blue eye. 'I'll 20 ana find
Araminta," he said. Maybe it'll
be u double wedding, children"
tGoDyriEhtb
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
ME about it," he said. 4

u Don't" 49,
what do you mean?"
Don't talk to anybody about it
except me. If you get to talking you
won't do it. Decide now, The golden
chance is right here. You're going
away. Fine. That clears the decks
for my man. Mr.. Brooke. if you'll
give my company full authority in
this matter when you return III
guarantee to turn over to you q
household SO thoroughly efficient
that it'll pay you money to run it
You'll be able to capitalize it and sell
the stock.
The hardware magnate hesitated.
I'm very fond of my children:
guess I'm indulgent," he confessed.
"Indulgent? Docs it help your
child to be indulgent toward it? You
should be kind, of course; reasonable,
affectionate. and all that. But in,
diligence is another thing. How much
better if you did not have to be in
dulGent: how much more satisfac.
tory to have an efficient. economical
child who does not need to be in.
dulged?"
big talk" observed Mr.. Brooke.
shaking his head.
Big talk means big results with
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

me. This company never fails. II
cant. because it simply applies right
principles in the right way. What
we do is really very simple-wheN
you know how"
while I wouldn't expect too
much" said the hardware man slow.
ly, lit would be a great comfort for
mo to know. seeing that I'm gong
away, that things would be in charge
of somebody who"
II see we are going to do business. ="
interrupted Mr.. Sherwood
"Oh. 1 didn't say so. But was
just thinking"
Mr. Brooke faltered and looked
guilty.
Wen get this on paper at once, I"
said the e. and L. president.
He pushed three buttons on the
edge of his desk. One operated a
silent signal in front of the stenog-
rapher with the dark hair and pink
checks.
She arose quietly and approached
with book in hand. The second but.
ton caused the immediate appear
ance of a clerk carrying a set of
legal papers. The third button actu-
ated the electric ofIicc.boy, who shot
noiselessly into the room and came
to a stop at Mr.. Sherwoods elbow.
Mr., Brooke viewed the swift mob
lization of forces with feeling that
he was about to take one of the mo.
mentous steps Of life.
NEXT CHAPTER, Efficiency in-
vades the Brooke hcsne.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

away?"
Mr. Brooke looked doubtful.
And reformed?"
The man who financed the house.
hold was curious.
"Reorganized. put on it's feet.
wastage eliminated. economies effect
ed. efficiency installed, time saved,
success assured" Mr.. Sherwood rat.
tied it off briskly like a candidate
with one speech.
The hardware man was obviously
interested and not a little startled
He wrinkled his forehead into verti-
cal folds between the eyes and de.
voted few seconds to thought.
But If you never ran a house.
hold" he ventured. how"
Il never ran a lead-pencil factory
until l saved two-fifths of q cent a
gross" interrupted Mr.. Sherwood
sharply. II never ran a hardware
business until l saved over two
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

DO you object to the use of
money in politics?" l do" an
swered Senator Sorghum. "The
sums required have become SO
large we've simply got to have
some kind of a gentleman's agree
ment to provide for economy"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

NEXT CHAPTIERs Efficiency in
vades the Brooke hcsne.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

I'D like to be ball player.
Think of getting all that dough
for an afternoons work" Still,
it has it's drawbacks. Thing of
having 10000 people yelling for
the boss to tie can to you just
because you slipped up on diff
ficult play" Enquirer.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

DO you think it wise for
tennis player to be so tempera-
mental?' Certainly answered
Miss Cayenne. "A lovely dispo-
sition never made anybody fam
Gus. Washington Star.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

Plumbers are now calling
themselves sanitary engineers
LII Geo Ode. the office vamp,
says she always thought they
were stationary engineers -
Reading Times.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

Pa" said Clarence, "what is
the irony of fate?" ct was my
getting the right number the day
| called up your ma to ask her
if she'd marry me, my son. sigh
ed his dad-Enquirer.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

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Evening star., 1926-05-18

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Evening star., 1926-05-18

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tires: DGco finish motor in fine condition
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