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HUPMOBILE
USED CAR DEPT.

1924 Chrysler Sedan -. $oo5
1924 Jewett Sedan ...... 675
1923 Studebaker Sedan ;. US
1928 Cleveland Coach. =. 395
1928 Ford Sedan ....... 125
1924 Chevrolet Sedan -. 800
1923 Ford Coupe ....... 125
1924 Ford Coupe ....... 240
1928 Hupp Coupe ....... 40
1922 Hupp Roadster
Coupe q. 800
1926 Hupp 6 Sedan. :. 1,245
1922 Hupp Touring "a 325
1925 Hupp Club Sedan. 1850
1925 Hupp 8 Sport Tour. 1,2o5
1925 Hupp 8 Sedan. -. l,T5
1926 Hupp 6 Sedan. :. 1,l95
1922 Hupp Touring 49,. lo5
1924 Maxwell Coach -. 45O
1923 Chevrolet Sedan -. 1870
1926 Nash Coach ....... 1925
1925 Nash Brougham -. 1850
1925 Nash Coach ..... 1850
1924 Chevrolet 4-pass.
Coupe .......... $50
Your Car i'll Trade.
Liberal Terms.
Open Evenings and Sunday.
STERRETT & FLEMING,
INC,
Home of the Certified
Gold Seal Car.
Champlain St. at Kal. Rd.
Phone Pot. 3460.
Phelps Auto Exchange
1925 18th St. NV.
1925 FORD SEDAN.
1924 1924 LINCOLN SEDAN.
EE$5i E#$$.5s hush R}E$k HUSH lH$A$S: ls$$ASS: $s$SH
Low PRIGES. - REASONABLE TERMS.
1879 REDUCTION
On remaining used cars being offered in our
USED CAR CLEARANCE
SALE
Which ends on Saturday night
Reasonable Cash Payment. Balance Monthly.
SPECIAL SALESROOM
10th AND YOU SITS.
r.Yu 10 sr,,o OPEN olFs En- EgENIIqNGsa y MI coup4Nv
Eranklin 3QO0
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Fords-several real and at
tractive opportunities in late
model, closed and open cars.
Prices are right. Terms liberal.
Your old Ford in trade.
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WARDMAN,
1915 14th St. NV.
STEUART MOTOR co.
Largest Ford Dealer.

To1rtnRa choice OF 1O.... $4,000 up
Runabouts choice OF 5... $500 up
Coupea choice of S,......,. $500 up
Spdans choice of 4.......,.... 5000 up
Suburban bodies choice of B. 5000 up
Light Delivery, new body 10000
Trucks choice Of 4........... a. 10000 up
EXTRAS 4550o
National Sport Touring, nearly new
Some of the above cars can be bought for
s25 down balance S5. weekly.
STEUART MOTOR CO..
i41 18th St. NE. Il. o2oA
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GARDEN TERRACE INN. 1884 CONN.
ave-Chicken dinners. 81; lunch. soc. Toe:
vegetables. fruit. cream. fresh from farm.
BROHED SPRING CHICKEN COURSE DIN.
fresh from our farm. GARDEN TERRACE
INN. 1884 Conn. ave Potomac 2492.
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STANLEY H. TIORNER.
BUICK

Used Car Department.
Buick Coupe.
Four-passenger, late model: new tires. new
Duco paint; motor lust like new good buy.
Buick Touring.
: Late model; good tires good paint; motor
in Al condition.
Marmon Touring.
seven-passenger: good rubber, good paint;
motor in excellent condition.
Buick Sedan. j
Late model; new tires. new paint and all
extras.
Studebaker Sedan.
Five-passenger: balloon tires, good paint
slip covers. and mechanically o. X.
Ford Sedan.
Mech. good: tires good paint good: lock
wheel. etc. Good buy.
Your Car in Trade.
Open Evenings and Sundays.
STANLEY H. HORNER, Inc,
1015 18th St. Main $500.
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IS Other Cars For Your Choice.
"WALLACE,"
Remember the Address,"
1909 L St. NV. M. 1912.
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RENT ROOMS-FURNISHED
Continued.

(COnt1nued.)
s5as Eo5s Hwc0oi front rooms SIS e1d
Frank 23O8
4I4 COLUMBIA RID. N.W.-Two large front
rooms. Ink; all privileges to reliable
MASSACHUSETTS, AVE. - Large front
pE9Som pSnn: suitable two or three gentlemen.
ids Pnone Line. o664. 3
Phone Franklin s748. 81
1912 L ST NW.--single and large double
rooms nicely furnished; cleo. gas and phone.
1918 H ST. NW.-Extra large room on
h hrat noori single. double rooms; with baths
1414 MASS. AVE. NW.-Two large, airy
clean comfortable
230s goth ST, NW.-Cool, clean rooms
monthly: transient. Potomac 1926.
1913 K NW.--Single room front. S4.75:
phone. electricity. 2'
l129 10th ST. N.W.-Fum.: second floor. 3
communicating or win rent separately hot
water cleo. newly decorated.
1879 21st ST. SW-First-hoor front: dou-
or ore rms and oat apart aml Franklin 1918
1906 18th E.W-Large. sunny, front: twin
beds: $50; also single room SIS: newly
decorated: walking distance. Fr. 5221-W.
On EYE ST. NEAR 18th N.W.--Bed- sitting
1u1red. TeleDhone FIR. 5772. g
SCOTT CIRCLE 152l R. I. vel--,7Cgol
every convenience; permanent. transients. 3'
37l8 18th ST. NW-One cheerful, well
furnished room: home privileges. Phone
Buck kingham-Cheapest. most comfortable
transient house In Washington.
THE CLAIBORNE, 9th and st. NV
Corner rooms. adjoining bath: continuous
hot water: elevator service. Apt. 40. 2.
$40 MASS. AVE. N.w.---Large. clean room
electricity: suitable for gentlemen.
lo2 18TH ST. s.E;-Two rooms. complete
3 windows. private bath private family. q.
I406 NJ ST N.W.-One large, front room
well furnished. well kent very reasonable.
I25 + N.W.-Room. latchenette. first floor;
back p0rcn: SINK. range
NICELY furnished room in private family;
southern exposure. Call lincoln 456J. 3s
1906 18th ST. N.w.-Third- floor room for
rent furnished. 3"
RENT ROOMS-FUR. & UNFUR.
2I38 ST. NV large rooms, Kitchen
cite private bath.
81 FREE ST. NV (between North Cap.
and 1stl--3 rooms. bath. S27 monthly. .
RENT ROOMS-UNFURNISHED
II0s HOLBaOOK ST. NE. (near 18th and
porch. gas Iange, elec.. h.-w.h.: reasonable;
adults. 2a
23I 18th ST. S.W-Two unfurnished
rooms new paper and paint. S22 so per
month; one single room furnished. 81 90
per week. 81
1919 MASS. AVE SE-Two rooms and
sleeping porch. Ink. heat and light, suitable
for married couple: reasonable. Line. $3.50
after nm.
IN VICINITY George Washington University
second floor: 2 rooms. kitchen, bath on same
floor. 21O2 VI st. NV.
1240 ST. N.E--2 large. desirable rooms.
kitchen and bath: heat. gas. electricity: rea-
200 1st ST. N.w.--Two rooms and bath
for LII k: attractive corner house; continu
Gus hot water and phone.
II NEW YORK AVE. N-E.--3 unfurnished
rooms for Ink. 2s
s07 G ST NE-5 rooms. electric light.
hotwater heat
145 PRINCETON PL. N.w.-3 rooms. glass
ed porch ami. range and sink in kitchen.
1924 A ST. N.E-Three unfurnished rooms:
light. gas and heat S30A
s22 NE-Two large rooms with closets
and range; very reasonable.
1918 EMERSON ST. NE.
. or 3 rooms and bath Ink; $50 for .
S25 for g. sink. gas range
BALL GRAY.
1909 Fl st. NE.
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FOR SALE-AUTOMOBILEs.
CHRYSLER
Used Car
Department.

REAL VALUES IN USED CARS.
1923 Ford coupe ....... SIPS
1919 Marmon touring. i. 200
1920 Hudson touring -. !. 200
1923 Willys-Knight sedan. $50
1922 Maxwell touring. -. $50
1925 Essex coach -. ..... AIS
1924 Chrysler touring -. $50
1924 Maxwell club sedan. 500
1922 Marmon 4-pass. coupe $50
1923 H. c. S. sport touring $50
1922 Buick 4-pass. coupe. 275
1924 Buick master 6 road. $50
1925 Chevrolet coupe ...... SIS
MANY OTHERS.
D. c. TAGS INCLUDED IN
PRICES QUOTED.
OTHER BARGAINS.
TERMS.
H. B. LEARY, JR., & BROS.
1928 l4th NV.
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PEERLESS.

i
YOUR OPPORTUNITY.
BUY WITH CONFIDENCE.
1925 Peerless coupe. 81, ,795
1928 Lincoln 5-pass sedan,
Judkins body.
1925 Ford coupe. ...... 3Z5
1925 Hudson edan, s.
pass, new tires. -. oo5
1925 Jordan line 8 sedan. | ,495
1924 Stearns-Knight,
5-pass. sedan ..... $50
1924 Willys-Knigh rdstr. SIS
1925 Dodge 2-door sedan,
like new. .......... $50
1926 Nash advanced six
coach ..........1 ,175
1926 Oakland landau-sedan o75
1925 Peerless sedan, 6-cyl. ,795
1924 Peerless sedan. ....l ESQ
1924 Peerless coupe. -. $50
1924 Dodge coupe ....... $50
Buick 4.pass. coupe. ..... $50
1923 Peerless sedan. ..... 995
1922 Peerless Berlin limo. 395
1923 Peerless 2-pass. cpe.. 9o5
1923 Hudson sedan. 405
1924 Willys-Knight sedan. $50
1924 Flint coupe. ...... $50
YEAR TO PAY.
PEERLESS MOTORS CO.,
18th and P SITS. Main $3.50.
Open Evenings and Sundays.
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$500 CASH

when placed as deposit will
hold any car in our stock for
future delivery.
Liberal Terms.
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APARTMENTS--FI;R & IlNEI1R

THE WYATT APIS, 4520 GA AVE. APT. E
6--Nicely, furnished: large living rn.. en-
line, Also 204 the Buchanan Apis. 45S8
fopen porch; on 2 bus lines and near both car
jaaitor GhRL WAR; Adams RE 44ggRRy 4ggRR
uHE HE s TIvoLI 3237 HIATT PL; Nv
traetIYe one room, kitchen and bath apts
poreRe aRa s@5 e s46 o'ffF Ind p35s to rms
THE ALENDALE.
2006 n st. NV. near Dupont Circle
-Four rooms, bath. large hall: ali outside
rooms, facing two streets. Reduced to S65
. '"' ''-'-'a i455o n NNSsS st. XIV XIV 'sni'0f
Near scott Circle
Four rooms and bath, outside rooms Re-
duced daSgsd to s55. or furnished. So6.' Key with
HOPKINS & HOPKINS.
go Bond Bldg.
STONELEIGH COURT,
CONN. AVE. & l. ST.
r, Mashington's most exclusive apartments.
nshed or unfurnshed f6r Tent Sy RS vesr asr
6s Ice III, i desired; Restaurant with Ia carte
SPECIAL bfSq3gS5 1S1SSTJRFAlTTEss RATES OF a5% IN
TnDE5SS4 DAB 4BB4tk 4d6NAAEB9AFhfTEHflFF AAEBAFhfTHfl FFNTv IvEO EEOTEL
EnNtFance NstT !, g Roc Rock Creek Psrk
All Outside Rooms
sWsssping Lawns: Beautiful Trees and
IDEAL FOR SUMNER
housekeeping suites of one. two and three
rooms with kitchen and bath
Elevator and Switchboard Service.
Reasonable Rates. SAfT Rssidsn, Mar,v.r
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
JUST OFF 10th sT-i476 SPRING PI-
nv nb;w~3 g. large T., and bath. See ianitor.
phone Main 2l27. au15s
DESIRABLE O STREET LOCATTON-TwO
rooms. bath, kitchen. $40. THOS. E. JAR
RELL Co. Main 766.
1923 STH ST. N.W-2 ROOMS AND
kitchenette. heat and gas S32 so: adults;
newly papered painted. 2s
ROOMS AND BATH, MODERN, PRT-
yate; also garage; end OF 14th ST. cars: ono'
fare "a Carroll ave. Takoma. Columbia
933 G ST. NV AND 3 ROOMS.
ldtchenette and bath; ami and fireproof
bldg. Applv Pearlman's Book Store.
ONE BLOCK FROM CONN. AT Nall.
outside rooms: beautiful outlook: rooms
breakfast nook: ami. 1899 18th NV. s.
l BLOCK ABOVE MAYFLOWER-SECON
iioor. rooms. alcoye. library. parauet floors
floor. studio. room and b. 1907 r. /. ave.
2023 4th ST. N.E.-FRONT APT 8 R.. K
& b.. very attractive: janitor service: rent
S55. Also r, X. & b. apts.. S45 and $40.
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REAL VALUES IN USED CARS.
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NASHl NASH! NASH /!
LATE MODEL USED CARS.

4|%tS NSlla 9iSA AoeN0SNNA - " ,SSc
1925 Chandler Metropoli-
tan sedan. n........ US
1926 Chevrolet sedan. -. $50
1926 Ford special racer. 400
1925 Nash special 8 tour
ing. 700
1924 Buick master six. -. $50
1925 Dodge "a" sedan. 900
1925 Ford coupe ........ $50
1921 Auburn touring. -. 100
1922 Jordan brougham. $50
Others 5000 Up.
II Months To Pay.
HAWKINS NASH MOTOR
COMPANY. Inc,
Conveniently Located,
l333-1337 14th St. NV.
Main $3.50.
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unused IrdnSpOrtatlOn.
6tearns-Knight 5-pass. Coupe. newly
painted.
Pack ard Single 9 7-pass Sport Touring
disc wheels A beautiful car at the right
price. To look is TO buy
Wescott Sedan: genuine bargain at $3.50.
Flint 4-pass. Coupe; car and tires like
new.
Lexington Touring, 7-pass.
Locomobile 7-passenger: Al condition
a bargain.
'4S" Locomobile Sport, like new.
Chalmers Touring car and tires like new
The Connecticut Locomobile Co.
1923 18th St NV
Main S020
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FOR SAI.E-AUTOMOBILES.


CHRYsTER "6S" COACH, 1926, demon
strator; perfect in every respect; run less
than o0o niles can os purchased AZ u con :
Leary. Jr, & Bros, 1921 14th So. NV.
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COLE s's" sEDAN-LTMOUsINE, 1923; this
car has had excellent treatment; AN ideal car
for "a large family; priced very reasonable.
II. B. Leary, Jr., & Bros. 1921 14th st. NV.
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FORD coltpe 1924: fully equipped: S235
terms. consider offer. Address Box 24i-h
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FORD TOURING, 1925; excellent running
condition. original tires; price exceptionally
low; terms. Triangle Motor Co.. New York
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MERRILL MANSIONS.

l721 2lst ST. NV.
! TO = b.. $40 70 $50 mo. :
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FOR sALE-AUTOMOBTLES.
oF ThE PREsENT nAY.

SUTCK 1926 MASTER COUPE. 900 mi.
DuAeR n,,icE ASancy fof6 1on;n Ave Ni
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eteps and tenders trunk and guard rails.
spare and many other extras, slip covers and
lnutometer and cap: bargain at $S95.
Sterrett & Fleming Inc, Champlain st. at
Kal, I'd. Col $3.50; open evenings and sun
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-10-06
The Appalling Gravity of
Americas Fire Losses

When President Coolidge District Commissioners and
Governors procamatons setting aside week
be known National Fire Prevention Week.-Mrs. week
and its careful observance there significance which
should escape the deep thought of careless Americans
The nations annual eosses of 10000 human lives and
100000 in property should be appalling enough for us TO
give the subject almost thought and compel us to
unite upon plans that will improve this grave state OF affairs
In of the great nations of the world do the annual tire
losses approximate In three other outstanding
nations is the total losses of life and property equal to
In of the leading nations where wasteuness and
caesnes regarded serious Offences there are laws
which punish citizens guilty Of negligence in fires
Keeping premises clean of rubbish and trash in the
of matches and nflammabes objects of Fire Proven
ton Week. but precaution in house construction is i'm
portant than caution after construction
The National Board of Fire Underwriters in an analysis
Of dwelling fires finds that six of the ten OF
fires may be classified strictly preventabe The chief
venton is declared be the construction of houses that
they will burn, that the chances of burning
terialy lessened
Modern building materials have been developed thorough
y that homes of greater safety may be easily constructed
ncombusble materials will surely lessen combustby Wood
houses ypcay American but fire experts make the
claim that these may be immensely improved in fire safety
by the use of fire resstve materials
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-10-06
SAYINGS OF
MRS.
BY Helen Rowland
The Soft Boiled Husband

The Soft Boiled Husband
My DAUGHTER, be not cast
AVA down, if thine husbands
heart be made of stone. For,
q hard boiled man turneth away
from Beauty in distress and
closeth his ears to the suppli-
cations of gold-diggers and
grafters.
But a soft-hearted husband is
like unto a blotter, wherein it is
easy to make an impression. Yea,
he is sponge which can be
wrung dry, by a simple twist of
the wrist!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-10-06
DIR. FRANK CRANES
DAILY EDITORIAL
RY pR. FRANK cRANE
Believe What You Please, But

yOUR naienabe privilege believe what you please
But you free only when you believe the truth.
The truth has given us freedom in material way
well in matters of the spirit
1t has given greater freedom in the air. the land and
the water When has become free from the
of disease it will have about through changing his
beliefs from the realm of the false that of the
You believe that scarlet fever is caused by the
the demon away
That's your privilege.
But you gain your freedom from the disease only
when you believe the truth namely that scarlet fever il
caused by microbes and about them in
intelligent way.
You can maintain that the only way fly is to
glue feathers all his body, did of the Middle
Ages
That's your right.
But the freedom of the air through the flying machines
of today gained only when believed the ruttha
curved surfaces propelled through the air in certain
manner would lift men from the ground.
You may believe few people few generations
maintained that ships made of will the
at
That's your liberty
But only when the truth is believed do have the fast
liners of the present made possible Only then do
receive the gift of greater freedom which
they give.
You may believe with the ancient philosophers there
nothing material in the world that everything is in the
mind that Stones and brickbats and don't
really exist; we just think they do
You may believe that if you
But only when you believe the truth about such mum
you free from stubbed toes and barked shins
Believing and truth like blades of the scissors
They valuable only when they combine.
Mcclure syndca
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-10-06
A Plan Delayed.
But We Wish Them Luck.

The League of Nations with Uncle Sam out of it, should
excellent thing Europe union of States nsur
ing peace the Atlantic to the Pacific good for the
United States.
Germany League enthusiastically received,
shed hardened diplomats the of 1914 shakes
hands with the Allies and Stresemann promises for Germany
realization Plan of friendship between nations
You only say that that IS the Divine Plan it has
been postponed long time
The French evidently sincere in their belief that with
Germany in the League there hope of And the
confidence reflected the reduction the French
army with 5000 officers retired young taken into the
army twentyone instead of twenty and ITO military estab
lishments changed to civil
All that is the best from Europe in long time
they want to stop fighting, they stop fighting We
wish Heaven they would and stop borrowing billions
day and "cursing OUT the next.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-10-06

tons Of our snapplest literature.
/ felt it would be necessary to
impress my Hero with my ex-
IRENE sophistication. also
brushed up a bit on sports. This
done, l felt that l was ready
for any social encounter.
The next time 1 met my Hero,
I started In. Turned on the reel
and out it came-bits from Omar.
saucy scraps from the snappy
stuff, wise cracks about prize
fighting and football
T didn't founder or hesitate,
not for one second. l turned on
the conversation just like a fire
hose. / felt l was making
tremendous impression. And ]
was. / have never seen a young
man fade so quickly and com.
pletely from the landscape as
did my friend. Nor was ! ever
able to engage him in converse
ton again-not if he saw me
coming.
This did not discourage me.
however. ] felt that the system
was right. even if it hadn't work
on stuffing myself with facts,
gathering bang-up punches OF re-
partee, improving my line. l
soon gained the reputation of
being the keenest Talker in our
set. This continued throughout
high school and for many years
thereafter. But did it get me
anywhere?
No. sister, it did not.
People listened to me with
sort of dazzled interest, but it
was an interest that left me
cold. They didn't get friendly
afterwards. They didn't come to
me with their troubles or try
to help me with mine. / could
vamp their ear drums but !
couldn't reach their hearts.
And slowly 7 began to see
where | had failed. Life, after
all wasn't a question OF words.
however brilliantly arranged.
life was made of dreams and
terrors-sudden, sweet hope
loneliness s h M stupidity
tears-tempers-ambition-allt the
hidden. tangled stuff of the emo
tions. And the gift which people
really craved was a friendllness
that would help them untangle
that stuff. smooth out its kinks,
glorify it's commences. That was
what life meant to me. I didn't
want peoples words. wanted
themselves. If it meant that to
me. 1t probably meant the same
thing to other folks. So l start
ed giving myself And at last
people let me into their hearts.
I had improved my line"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-10-06
THACKERAY'S
MOTHER

VTEEtY little is known Of the
Y home life or parentage of
that keen satirist, William Make
peace Thackeray. But to those
who have read his powerful nov
els any information about his en-
vironment is of interest.
According to records now ex-
istant, Thackeray's mother was
young Anne Becher. who was 10
when he was born. A few years
after this her husband died and
she married Major Carmichael
Smyth. OF her physical appear
ance Anthony Troilope says: "She
was a handsome, spare, gray
haired lady whom Thackeray
treated with courtly difference as
we'll as constant affection"
What influence Mrs. Smyth
had on her talented son is not
known. But there were religious
differences between them. She
insisted upon observance Of the
evangelical section of the church.
while he opposed this. And while
there were many discussions on
the subject there were few quar-
rels and no important rift.
When his mother remarked,
Thackerary became a good friend
of Major Smyth and invited both
Mrs. Smyth and her husband to
live with him. Although this Of
fer was not accepted Thackeray
visited with his mother fire.
quently and. despite occasional
differences, was very fond of her.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-10-06
Russia's Big Army
Russia s Big Army and Our Foolish Policy.

How will this country recognize the Russian nation?
Bolshevism true killed the Gear and his family the
Cars and the Grand Dukes used kill thousands of
people because they talked of liberty the sort supposed
to have here.
The European nations recognize Russia France England
Italy etc. Why does this nation maintain quarrel
with Russia foolish buyers of the Cars bonds did
lose their money?
The Russian Government shows common sense in army
management Young kept the service only eighteen
months well trained taught reading and writing when IL
lterate and kept possible to their homes Those
from the farms allowed to work at home in the crop
con, others sent to factory night schools.
Russia has peace footing army of half million;
100000 strong young recruits available each year
Such army with ten thousand flying machines and with
Muscovte Napoleon Ghengs Khan leader would
high finance than those repudaed Russian bonds
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-10-06

his view Of the Darwinlan
theory, yet, if the occasion rises
! want to discuss such things
easily.
What can I do?
You've felt that way, too,
haven't you, Pal?
Many a time you've envied the
men and women with the 'pOpu-
lar line Of CAB" You've hated
them a little, too-feeling that it
was unfair that life should be
people simply because they have
an easy flow Of chatter.
You can't talk like that. You
can't grab the spotlight and
proceed to show what wise guy
you are-or dazzle people with
your flattery. And yet you
know in your own heart that
you're not a dumbbell You have
read a lot Of good books-prob-
ably more than they have. You
have your own opinions OF things,
and they seem to you much
more sensible than the frothy
ideas of these hot air artists.
But somehow, you can't put them
into words. SO you sit around
like a bump on a log, growing
more sour on life every minute.
Yes, you know how little Alice
feels as she looks at the Great
Big. Wonderful Collegiates and
longs to dazzle them. Then sup
pose you listen in on my advice.
porha Il haIV, 1ypI ton
How can you improve your
line. Alice?
wondered that same thing.
when l was a high school gin.
l used to sit around in an agony
of dumbness and confusion, i'm
agining how 1t would seem to
be the focus OF all interest and
admiration. ia have dreams
about 1t. seeing myself as a
lovely sophisticated lady with a
salon" ] had read about salons
somewhere-and how all the Bulg-
ing Foreheads gathered there and
tossed bon nOts around as
juggler losses balls. | didn't
know what bon mots were,
really. but they sounded ritzy.
OF course, didn't have any
hopes of ever owning a salon,
though l liked to think about it.
In the meantime, my cup Of joy
would be filled IL I could vamp
a certain Football Hero whom I
loved with one Of these Undying
Devotions which you get every
few months when you're a seven.
teen.year-old kid.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-10-06
TRAIN RURAL
PASTORS

NINETEEN STATES and at
Az least eight religious de-
nominations were represented this
year in the enrolment If IS
country pastors and priests in the
rural church summer school con.
Quoted by the Univers ty Of Wis
consln
Upon satisfactory completion of
three consecutive sessions of sum
mer study at the university and
the carrying out of certain re-
CURED project work i'm their
parishes during the year 10 rural ,
church certificates were awarded,
and four special certificates were
given for completion of equivalent
work with at least one session OF
residence.-School Life.