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The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16
Mad as a March Hare

March Is supposed to be the month
ly in all directions, hence the freQuen-
cy of this phrase. AS mad as hat
ter" Is another common expression II
Is supposed to be a corruption Of mad
as an after" when latter" means
"viper"-so mad as halter" really
means "venomous as viper."-In-
dianapolis Star.
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16
Accident Statistics

II Is said that SO per cent Of all ac-
cidents are injuries to the arm and
hand; % per cent, leg and foot; 81
per cent, trunk; 5.S per cent, eyes,
and 4.3 per cent, head. OF accidents
to the arm and hand, 67.2 per cent are
to the fingers, 142 per cent to the
hands and 1875 per cent to the arms.
The most dangerous injuries are those
to the head of which % per cent are
fntnl Injuries TO the trunk come next
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16
Nafure's Larxest PIants

Scientists are now turning their at
tention to submarine farming. for the
ocean beds contain rich pastures of
vegetables. In the northern Pacific
alone there are 100000 square miles
Of unexplored sea bottom. As good to
eat as any vegetables grown in the
garden are the giant seaweeds cover
ing 10000 square miles off the Straits
Of Fuca. These kelps. as they are
called. are the largest plants in the
world. for the stem is often 100 feet
long and carries tuft of leaves 80
feet across.
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16
The Artist

An artist, then. is one, who by means
of some instrument. such as picture
transmits emotion to responsive per
son, or, at least, eyokes some aesthetic
feeling In him. though the wish to
transmit such emotion need not be
present. And work Of art is the
vehicle of this transmission.-Percy
Moore Turner. in "The Appreciation
of Painting"
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16
Worlds Wettest Spot

The weather bureau says that, so
far as known at the present time, the
heaviest precipitation occurs on the
southern slopes of the Himalaya noun
tains in northern India. Here during
the monsoon period, usually from May
to September. inclusive. the heaviest
rainfall has been recorded. At Cher
rapunji in this region. the average an
nual precipitation Is about 40 feet, or
slightly less than 500 inches.
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16

OF Lnese very 0Id fSpes are tne mower
ing ferns, a small but widespread
group, and the Maratticeae. which is
now confined to a small number Of
species found only in tropical regions.
In addition to these very old types
there are today about 5000 species of
ferns known.
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16
Freak Name for Children

Perennial youth was wished upon
their daughter in somewhat unat-
tractive form by the unwise American
parents of poor little Notsovery Olde.
Other American oddities of personal
nomenclature, collected from newspa-
per notices during the last Ave or six
years, include, for girls, the names of
Wisteria Vine, Gay Bird. Lucky Starr
and Friskie Foote.
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16
Good Manners

Politeness does not mean formality,
small talk or affectation. Politeness
means the recognition of the tempera-
ment and feelings of another human
being, the determination to do nothing
and to say nothing that can injure
that persons self-respect or to give
them one moment of unnecessary suf
fering
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16

FARM LOANS On United States
Government Plan. 33 years to pay, no
commissions, no renewals, no red
cape, you do not buy stock in the
bank. Loans closed quickly. Under
Government supervision. Apply dir
ect to the bank. Pay no commissions
TO anyone. For details write to New
York and New Jersey Joint Stock
Land Bank, 81 Clinton St. Newark,
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Female Spiders Rule

The spiders have long had 'woman's
rights" The females run things and
do all the work. The males don't
amount to anything and. being smaller
than the females and not so strong.
they have to look sharp not to be
eaten up. for the mother spider likes
nothing better than juicy male spider
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16
Not Hard to Belieue

A wandering Jewish musician met
three wolves in forest In Latvla. In
his fright he began playing his hand
organ. At the first selection the
wolves, he says, began to howl at the
third they ran away. Being familiar
with hand-organs we here testify to
our belief In the literal truth of the
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INSURANCE.

of every known kind and surety bonds
1t pays to have the service of cx-
pert insurance specialists who know
how to cover risks and settle
losses. We do il for Trentons lead
ing merchants and manufacturers.
You get the same service in Lam
bertViIle our numerous clients get
in Trenton We are not sub-agents
but direct agents of the largest and
best companies with authority to
adjust and pay losses. Our force
of DO people many of whom are
experts in rate making and loss
adjusting are at your call anytime,
anywhere
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16
AN ORDINANCE

SUPPLEMENT to AN Ordinance provid-
ing FOR the Improvement, reconstruction and
repair OF certain streets in the City of
Lambertville and appropriating funds for
the expense thereof
That the sum of five thousand dollars
(S50O0 O0l he and hereby is. appropriated to
meet the cost of improving, reconstruoting
and repairing of that portion of Swan 81.
from Franklin St to Studdiford St. Stud
dford st. from Swan st. to Township Line
OF West Amwell; s. Franklin st. from
Swan St to Highland Ave.
Public hearing and final reading to be
given Monday evening. September 27, 1926
at Z 80 o'clock
Arthur Van Nattn,
(q-1G.23l City Clark.
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16

The boys of today are taught sani-
tary and hcalthful living conditions
in hundreds of Boy Scout camps. In
most of these camps Fly-ToX, the
modern safeguard to health and
comfort is part of the regular equip
ment Get Fly-ToX from your re-
taller, always in bottles with blue
label.
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WARNINGl--I hereby serve notice
upon all and sundry that | will
not be responsible for any debts in
Cured by Anna Courtney, who was
my former housekeeper. Signed,
Lewis u. Heideger, Lambert St,
Lamhertville N. !. (9-l6)
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FOR SALE PEACHES at Gutta-
lossa Orchards. White Canning
Peaches. Come to orchard or get
them at Akers' Store or Slack S
Store in Lambertville. Samuel L..
Paxson, Lumberville, Pa. t9-9tf)
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FOR SALE-Combmation baby car
riage and stroller in good eondi-
ton. Call 1876 n Union st. (9-l6tf)
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16

FOR SALE = COLUMBIA SIX
Roadster. Apply Frank Mullen, 80
Brunswick Avenue, Lambertville.
900
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16

LOST - SCHAEFFER FOUNTAIN
PEN; green with gold holder. Finder
return TO Gordon Cooper and re
ceve reward. 6 Coryell St, Lam
bertville. (9-2tf)
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16

CAR LAUNDRY-C Cars called for,
washed, polished and delivered $1.50
to $25O. Phone All, Murray and
Cooney, Belmont House Garage,
Lambertville, N. j. (9-2tf)
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Record-News ads are profitable to
business people, and the best evil
dence of this is the large number of
repeats" from people who expect
(and get) returns from their adver-
tising money.
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HUNGRY? EAT a Hot Butter
Kstwich at Bottis Confectionery
Lambertville. (9-?tf)
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VIII md Inrm an eNIfa good lot.
viii be sold at my stables in
Frenchtown, N. j., on Monday, Sep
tember 20, 1926. at 2 Z. M. Stand
ard Time. f. DALE OPDYKE. These
cows being tested can be taken into
Penna Auto delivery can be ar
ranged, (9-l6l
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FRANKLIN STREET
Barn and Garage

Fly-Tox your horse before hitching-
up.
The Lambertville record., 1926-09-16

Rump, Round, and Sirloin .3Oc
Steak, .....-.. 10
Out of the finest beef money could buy
Rump, Round and Sirloin 1Sc
Roast ..ss ID
Out of the finest beef money could buy
Chuck Roast and Ike
all rolled meats .
Out of the finest beef money could buy
Fresh Ground Hamburg steak lbI &c
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26
Mexico Ships Landing
Arms in Nicaragua

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ment did not disclose the substance
of these reports, but there Were indf-
cations that the need for additional
protection for American lives and
property at both ports and at Mana
qua, the capitol, has been empha-
sized. Information reaching the de-.
partment has convinced officials that
the late Nicaraguan outbreak is like
ly to continue for some time On
the other hand, the Nicaraguan lega-
the revolutionary movement had been
suppressed.
Coincident with the decision of the
American government to send war
ships to Nicaraguan ports, the minis
ter from that county received a dis
patch from President Chamorro charg-
ing that the Mexican government was
violating international obligations
and actively aiding the revolutionsts.
The minister was told that on Mon
day the Mexican steamer Concon at
tempted to land arms and men at
Corinto. Several members of the
landing party were captured, the dis
patch added, and they were said to
have declared the steamer was in the
service of the Mexican government,
which had furnished 40 revolutionfsts
aboard with 1000 rifles, five machine
guns, two field pieces and some re,
volvers. Admiral Latimer addressed
the navy department late today that
he had assigned the gunboat Tulsa to
duty at Corinto, which is on the
Pacific ocean. Word was also re.
ceived that the gunboat Galveston
was proceeding through the Panama
canal to Cristobal, this indicating the
vessel was bound for Blue Fields on
the east coast.
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organ in the parlors. A room near
that in Which the body lay in state
was converted into an emergency
hospital ward 10 take care of the in
jured from the crush. Three doctors
and nurse were in attendance
One woman was permitted today to
view the body without waiting in
line. She was Jean Acker. who VISA
the first Mrs. Valentino.
Walking slowly to the casket, she
circled slowly around it without talk
ing her eyes off the dead mans face.
She burst into tears as she walked
from the room. The line of visitors
had been stopped while she was IN
the room.
Miss Acker revealed, incidentally
that when Valentino died Monday IN
the Polytechnic hospital she was in a
room next to the one where he died
II had just been reconciled to Mr.
Valentino she said today 1--WE have
always retained our love for each
other. At least I have, and friends
told me he had also My affection;
for him has always been of a moth
er1y sisterly nature.
She wept as she told how Valen,
tino had given her picture of him
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TheOsOphists' Leader
Lands in the u. S.
(By Dispatch A. P. Wire)
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go into retreat on his ranch near Ojai.
Calf.
Mrs. Andie Besanr, S0-year-old in
ternational president of the Theosophi-
cal society, who accompanied Krish-
namurti on his voyage, will tell people
in 81 cities of the coming of the new
world teacher
1--WE do not claim for his Messiah
ship" Mrs. Besant said He is the
teacher of the world. Since 1909 we
have known that he has been selected
as the vehicle of voice of the Godhead.
/ believe that through him we are at
the beginning of a new civilization
such as has occurred five times in the
history of the Arian race"
Krishnamurti said of himself: Il am
not different from other men, / never
touch alcohol, or meat. l play golf
and tennis and l swim 1 have studied
all the great writer's"
The pamphlet distributed by the
press agent on behalf of the theoso-
phist stated that in 1910, when he was
boy, he published book, AT the
Feet of the Master in which he had
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26

restored by hasty repairs made by
linemen of the local company.
Before service cou,t. be restored for
the remaining 300 it was found to be
necessary to send to Tucson for new
section of cable and an expert cable
splicer. Sundin stated that the re-
pairmen would drive from Tucson
Wednesday night and start work i'm,
mediately upon their arrival in
Douglas. 1t was not expected that
the repairs could be completed before
today noon.
Damage to the telephone cable put
most of the phones out Of service oil
Eighth, Ninth, Tenth and Eleventh
streets, east of Bonita avenue. Tele,
phones on the south side of Tenth
street were not affected.
The cause of the blaze was unde-
termined.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26

self three weeks ago. Claiming that
Valentino has opposed the "anti..
democratic policies of Mussolini" and
had been "outrageously treated in
italy on his last visit the Anti.
Fascist Alliance of North America,
through it's national secretary, today
sent to S. George Ullman. who was
Valentines manager, a telegram Of
protest against a, guarA of Italian
fascists in black shirts stationed in
the funeral parlor. Pietro Allegra,
the secretary, declared that when
Valentino took out American citizen
ship papers last winter his films were
boycotted throughout Italy at the or
der Of Mussolini,
In fear of possible outbreak be-
tween fascist and anti-fascist forces
the police tonight ordered a sergeant
and ten extra policemen to the chapel
where a fascist honor guard has been
stationed in spite of protests from
anti-fascists. Six more black -shirteG
sympathizers Of Premier Mussolini
were added to the honor guard after
two anti-fascist leaders had pro
tested to the undertaking manage
IlleHI Ildl lhV PASSSIiSG VI luS HOHOf
guard was causing considerabl anger
among the Italians of New York, who
oppose the fascists
Miss Dolly 10th of Clifton, N. j.,
who made three rounds before the
actors bier, and tainted each time
was advised by ambulance surgeons
to go home tonight after her third
collapse. She had stood in line for
five hours in all to await her turn
at the casket side.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26

written the teachings Of his teacher.
received during sleep. While Krish-
namurti would not discuss any spiritual
message he is bringing to this coun-
try, he did discuss jazz and other fea-
lures of the modern world. America,
he said. is part of Jazz mad world"
This civilization is based on mate
rialism," he asserted. ut is based on
an excitement that is not real happi-
ness. AS long as one dwells on a spirit
ual plane he can forget materialism."
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26

Ford stationery purporting to be
signed by Ford, mentioning the gift
Of the automobile and autkorizins
Krupp to obtain service on it at va
rious Ford stations throughout the
country. He also carries letters of
introduction purporting TO be signed
by managers of various Ford agencies.
The young man displayed rather
hazy knowledge of the geography Of
the country surrounding Essen, sup
posedly his home, when questioned by
persons familiar with that section.
Details supporting the charge that
he is an imposter have not been re-
ceiyed here
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26
THREE-CENT GAS TAX
NETS $S5.37l IN jul

PHOENIX, Aug 25.-Conection of
the three-cent gasoline tax in Arizona
during July totalled $S5,37195, accord
ing to the report given out today by
James H. Kerby, secretary of state.
There was net sale of 2,845,73I5 gal
Ions. Half the amount collected will
be returned to the counties in proper
tion to the amount collected in each,
as follows: Apache, $756.83; Coconino,
$1,77O.5O; Cochise, $4,074O1; Gila, $2,-
924.22; Graham $1,O61.6 .65; Greenlee,
$566.28; Mohave, $1,246.4O; Navajo, ST.
764.S7; Pima, $4,28S.6O; Pinal, $1,516.6O;
Santa Cruz, $744.65; Yavapai $4,939.S4,
and Yuma, $2,319.09.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26
NEWSPAPER EDITOR DIES
(BY DISPATCH A. 2. Miral

DENVER, Aug. 25 Robert Dill
veteran Denver newspaper man, died
at his home here tonight after an ILL.,
ness of several months. Mr.. Dill be-
gan his newspaper career on the
Denver Times in 1885, From 1893
to 1910 he worked successfully as re
porter and editor on the New York
Tribune, New York Times and New
York Herald. He then returned to
Denver to become financial editor of
the Denver Post. He held this posi-
tion until few months ago, resign
ing because of i'll health.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26
TWO SHORT CHECKS

DENVER, Aug. 25.--The young man
giving his name as Frederick Won
Krupp, Jr., arrested by Albuquerque
police, is wanted by officials here on
a charge of passing a bad check for
500. The complaint was made by
John II. Drobac, assistant manager of
the district Ford agency, who said
that check for that amount given
by Won Krupp had been returned
Another check for $50 given by Won
Krupp in Colorado Springs has been
returned, according to information
received by Bert Clark, local captain
of detectives.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26
400 Telephones Burned
Out by a Small Fire
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unable for some moments following
the blaze to handle traffic
Arthur A., Sundin, manager of the
Mountain States Telephone and Tele-
graph company, was at the s>ne OF
the fire and as soon as he discovered
the damaged cable rushed to the telo-
phone office and started disconnecting
the affected connections. Service out
side the affected area was quickly
restored.
Sundin estimated that Approximately
400 telephones We're put out of serv-
ice, of which number about 100 were
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26
WAS IN DETROIT

DETROIT, Mich, Aug. z5.-A young
man representing himself as Freder"
ick E. Won Krupp, Jr, member Of
the family of famous German indus
trialists, was a guest of Henry Ford
several weeks ago when Ford demon
strated his new "flivver't airpIane.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26
Scion of German Noble
Family Held
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Krupp talks glibly of his acquain-
tance with Henry Ford and with
Harvey Firestone, Sr., Russell A. Fire.
stone, Thomas Edison, G vernon
AL Smith. Harry Chandler, owner OF
the Los Angeles Times. and various
other well iSnown personages.
Krupp carries letter on Henry
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PoLA ON WAY EAST

LOS ANGELES, Aug. 25.-Pola Negri
left on the Golden State limited today
for New York to attend the funeral Of
Rudolph Valentino Monday. She was
accompanied by her secretary, Kather-
inc Heinman, and trained nurse.
Miss .Negri issued statement before
she left in which she said:
81 am going east with one hope in
my mind-that Rudolph's brother will
decide to bring the body here"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26
tobS.S.S.
PIMPLES
B OIL S
ECZ EMA

You can stop skin troubles.
The blood is where the real
trouble is. Take S. S. S. to get
your blood right and your
dream of a soft, rosy, velvet
skin, clear Of blernishes, will
be realized.
You can take S. S. S. with conf
dence-millions testify to its mer-
its. An lnbroken record Of service
for over 100 years is a great teSti.
nn0nial to great medicine.
Remember S. S. S. is made only
from fresh roots and herbs.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26

Won Krupp remained here for several
days inspecting local Industrial en-
terprises and departed for the west
cstensibly for similar tour of in
spection. Neither Ford nor offiaicis
of the Ford enterprises mere could be
reached tonight for comment on the
Albuquerque arrest
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26
TUCSON TO HAVE NEW
HISTORY STRUCTURE

+ TUCSON, Aug. 25.-Bids for the gem
eral contract and for sub b-contracts in
connection with the Pima building,
Arizonas tallest skyscraper, to be built
at the southwest corner of East Con-
gress and South Scott streets, have
been called for, according to George
A. Stonecypher, president of the Con-
solidated National bank, which is to put
up the big structure. Roy w. Place is
the architect. The Pima building will
be of steel and brick, II stories tall,
will house 10 offices and will cost
about S25O,OOO, Stonecypher said.
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ters Of this kind, preying upon the
general public and this same public de-
pending on such officers as this for
the protection of their homes and
hearths."
A statement covering the depreda-
tions of the Gonce brothers from the
time of their first arrest until the
shooting also was issued by the sher-
ifs association.
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Sheffield and Kellogg
Talk Over Mexico
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NOOHtIHUeu FIOLI RdSe OneJ
in the southern republic which
prompted the secretary a year ago
to issue statement declaring Mexico
was on trial before the world. That
pronouncement set forth that Mexico
would receive the support of the
Washington government only Sc long
as it protected American lives and
American rights and complied with
the international engagements and
obligations.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26

While fewer people in France are
buying automobiles than in last sea-
son French auto plants are turning
out just as many cars.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26
Let's Quit Playing Politics
And Get Action
Here Are the Real Issues:
TAXATION

The present administration has been PROMISING
to lower taxes for 10 years.
Your tax receipts prove that they have steadily
GONE UP instead.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-26
Public Barred From
Valentino Bier

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Colorado Sheriff's AssOcia-
ton UphOlds Shooting

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COLORADO RIVER

The eleventh hour switches of the present ad-
ministration on labor legislation would indicate
that organized labor has been given promises
that intended to be fulfilled, Has
organized labor been given square deal
the question of representation on the Arizona
Industrial Commission? The is MOI
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schedule Of reduced electric rates
filed by the otter Tail Power COM
pany for application at Ardoch and
another schedule filed for app!!ca-
tion at Mimic; approved the sale Of
the Slope Elc,cric company at New
Salem to the Hughes Electric com
pany of Bismarck and approved the
schedule of electric rates filed BY
the Central Light and Power com
pany for application at Martin.
The commission also approved the
application Of the Northwestern Bell
Telephone company to sell certain OF
its plants in North Dakota to the
American Telephone and Telegraph
company; approved the application
Of l.. s. and j. S. Burgun to build a
transmission line between Hunter
and Arthur. n. D., approved their
schedule of electric rates at Hunter
and approved their application for
permission to change service at Hun
ter from direct to alternating cur.
rent.
The tariff filed by the Interstate
TRANSFORMATION company Of Bismarck
carrying 80 cent reduction in the
bus fare between Ashley and Bis
marck was approved.
The supplemental findings Of fact
and conclusions prepared in cases
which establish the divisions Of the
joint rates on shipment Of Ignite
coal from points on the Northern Pa
cific railroad to stations on the Mid
land Continental railroad were also
approved
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lando Marson, IN Italian army officer
during the world war. He Is her
step father.in- law and the husband
Of Mrs. Grace Burch Walkup Marson,
the only daughter Of the late Right
Rev. Charles Sumner Burch, bishop
Of the Protestant Episcopal diocese
in New York.
Bond Fixed ut $3.50
Arraigned before a United States
district court, Captain Marson was
held in default Of 5000 bond, while
Mrs. Burch was released on her own
recognizance and subject to call BY
the government Is . material wit.
ness.
Defiant Of the opinions OF society
both Mrs. Burch and Captain Marsor
defended their conduct and also said
that they did not know they had VIC.
lated federal law in coming to Cal.
ifornia.
Captain Marson Is the finest man
in the world" Mrs. Burch said. al
love him. We want to marry each
other. MY husband would have con.
scented to q divorce, but my mother.
in-law, who is Captain Marson's
wife, would not consent to give him
a divorce. SO we took the only
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TODAY

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ers are responsible, not the foolish
children Of this foolish age.
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wires strung close togethc.'. never
touching wire.