The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-08-25
SMALL TOWN TALK


A specialist is one who has his patients
trained to become i'll only in his office hours
A general practitioner is likely to be called off
the golf course at any time-Kansas City STAR
49,
"Nash Burns in Crash'-News Item. We
don't blame the editor of the above for perpetrat
ing that awful attempt at headline poetry. We
all get so tired of writing up automobile acct
dents that We'll do almost anything for a little
welcome change.
49,
One way to help the farmer would
be to make every statesman eat an ear
of corn before each speech on the sub
ject of helping the farmer. Then there
would be a shortage instead of surplus.
Exchange.
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There two ways of spending a dollar.
You can spend it at home gain easy con-
scious, make another friend and perhaps get the
dollar back tomorrow, you can send it away,
feel that you have offended the home dealer and
forever lost the dollar and the influence for good
to yourself and neighbor.-Elysian Enterprise.
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No less an organization than the Associa-
ted Advertising Clubs of the World has announc-
ed its intention of carrying worldwide cam
paign in the behalf of religion. The purpose of
the campaign will be to demonstrate that relg-
ion is the biggest factor in human life and that
those who believe in some form of religion should
line up with some church.
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Old Samuel johnson had more than the or
binary amount of common sense In one OF
his books he makes remark to the effect that
Of tbo ch 70 1ovo1 to
themselves but that they are not anxious to
level up to themselves. We hope, if we have any
socialists among our readers that they will take
time to pause moment and think that over.
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Noting that 800 deaf mutes in Ohio recently
sang "The Star Spangled Banner" with their
hands, Editor Sherman of the Isle Advance neat
ly voiced the thought of lot of us by adding:
"That's the way the Prisoners Song should be
performed" We have always thought that it
must have been of the Prisoners Song that
Heinie Mitchell was thinking when he wrote that
popular song is something sung by half the
world to annoy the other half"
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Club women of Minnesota and others, too, for
that matter will be interested in comment made
by Mrs H. o. Olson of Two Harbors who is now
touring Europe with her husband. Having stay
ed in Mrs. Olsons very comfortable Two Har-
bors home, the writer is especially appreciative
of her feeling when she writes to her home town
paper 81 wouldn't give up my bathroom and the
plumbing in my kitchen for any castle I've seen
over here yet"
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Do you ever write hasty message on a
postal card. Do you go to the post office and
purchase of the ugly ones the United States
Government supplies do you keep on hand, in
one corner of your desk, supply of the beau
tiful bearing Ramsey Park scenes? Wis.,
itors here frequently make the statement "Why,
don't you people tell the world what you have
here, since you have something unequaled in
any other state of the northwest" One good
means of telling this and of inviting people to
come here is to show them the pictured scenery
It is a notable and well known fact that all post
al clerks everywhere read the post cards! Let's
give them lovely picture upon which to look as
well as an interesting tidbit of personal news to
devour. Buy stock of these cards; they don't
cost much, then them every opportunity.
It might be well for us all to make few
opportunities for this use.