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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22


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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22
With Other Editors
"vANIsHING RIGHTS OF THE STATES" OUTLINE OF III
OF vARE-Arizona Republican.

VANISHING RIGHTS OF THE STATES OUTLINE OF THE DEFENCE
OF VARE-Arzona Republican
The Consultation
h which birth Of its political phioo
since Bryce's American Commonwealth"
Vanishing
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which, while
the devouring losing the
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principle
the signers predicted that
be shacked by the mandates of the dead"
The writer reviews the proceedings the constitutional convention
which
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which finally
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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22
BY RODNEY BUTCHER

HINGTON-Attorney Sid White
has gone back to his home in Oke-
NAH, Okfuskee county, Oklahoma.
He knows that he has gained So
cial prestige in Washington, but he
fears that he has lost it in Okemah
For big, rough, sGmberoed Sid IN
moment of weakness succumbed to
the vitiatng influence of eastern
civilization long enough to put on
necktie here for the first time In
his life.
Actually, Sid doesn't expect the
boys back in Okemah to believe II,
but if they do he'll never hear the
last of it,
The mere fact that he got the
darned thing just to be conventional
in appearing before the dignified
supreme court of the United States
won't be sufficient aIibi for him. Up
here in IL court squabble over Gus.
tody of the 100000 belonging 10
Martha Jackson, an Indian, he de-
cded to get himself admitted to the
supreme court bar, but his friend,
Attorney General Short, of Oklano
ma, wouldn't take him before the
justices without Il necktie, lest SID
be booted out
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22
WASHINGTON a.
: LETTER SKI

81 wasn't myself that day Sid
explained apologetically. 81 don't
guess it would have made any diff
ference to- the court L don't weal
any such thing, over here in the d.s-
trict supreme court on the Jackson
case and the judge and l get along
fine. Anyway. Short had to go out
and buy the tie; L wouldn't. L forget
who tied it. Fact is, l didn't realize
just what was going on.
Guess TIM attractin so much at.
tcntion up here I'll have to get me i
little hat and all next time / come
Fact is, I bought myself a little hat
when ] first started here, but people
saw me on the train and asked
What the hell, you been drunk
AGAIN. so / threw it away ana put
on a hat again"
White pointed to his huge SOM
brero.
Il can never understand what pos
sible use necl<tie is to anybody" he
went on. mo more can l under,
stand George Shorts theory that you
couldn't get into the court without
one"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22
Sixteen Years Ago

Mrs. J. c. Keen, who has been Wis
iting in Douglas for few days, will
return to her home in Benson to-
day.
Mrs. George Logic and two chill
dren arrived home yesterday from
Los Angeles and Phoenix, where she
has been visiting for six weeks.
Mr. and Mrs. +. r.. Murphy ar
rived yesterday from Long Beach,
where Mr.. Murphy has been con-
nected with the gas company.
j. w Marken who has recently
opened a store at Apache, was in
Douglas yesterday. He stated that
in the past year over 10000 acres
of land had been taken up in that
vicinity.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22
More Truth Than Poetry
By James J. Montague
SCIENTIFIC ADVERTISING

SCIENTIFIC ADVERTISING
"To Jail with these reek- putting smokers
Snarls savagely G. Bernard Shaw
1.-The air they polute with cigar and cheroot
They ought be whipped by the law
Their fags a stencil in the nostrlls
OF all abstemious folks,
If l had my way, and l mean to- some day
would hang every rascal that smokes!
bow in my ardor
For the Of the great Irish seer
will say B. S. is shining success
making his meaning quite clear
But he knows that boost has no power
To give the dear public shock,
While the people will heed everything that they read
Which is framed i'll the form of knock
He has hammered manners and customs,
He dull and effete-
He says can't think if we meddle with drink
reason, while feeding meat
we're that his ratings
Are crafty publicity game
And in a huff that we're off of his stuff
all he writes just the same.
know that he would trouble
TO pull my cigar from my mouth,
l think he regrets that poor vets
Over here beset by drouth
| that he thinks rather kindly
OF the people he classes crooks
But good savage knock has boost beat a block
chs needs tn sell few
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22
Abe Martin

If calves are as long cOinin'
back as it takes tn cows T. come
home some Of US won't be here.
I'D almost walk T. SOmervllIe.
New Jersey. T. see Willie stevens
eat rOastin' ear.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

JALAPA, Dec 20 Especial to The
Dispatch. members OF the state
legislature of Vera Cruz have voted
to participate in the national homage
which is to be paid this month to
the great Mexican poet, Salvador
Diaz Miron, in the form of com.
memorative medal to be given to his
son, Salvador Diaz Miron.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

NEW YORK-The City club gdoesn't
like the idea of turning New York
into Bagdad with all the fussy little
sidewalk and highway distractions
that cucumber Oriental cities, hence
the club says it is opposed 20 the
passing of bill which would allow
wider privileges in licensing side
walk shacks to vendors. The club
says 1t would fill up the city's side
walks with. new crop of shacks for
the sale of soda water, cigarettes and
candy.'&
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

~ TIMMONS Ont.-Pat O'Gorman,
winner of $50 cash, a gold watch,
ton of anthracite coal, rock
ing chair and a safety razor for
the longest, fullest growth of
whiskers in a given time, today
revealed the secret of his achieve
ment. O'Gorman, who is a pros
pector, told his admirers that he
laid his good crop and its long
texture to castor oil. Apply he
said externally.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22
CHICKEN

The minister and his bride were
preparing to eat a bite at lunch
eonettc. They were busily engaged
with the bill Of fare when the wait
ress, VINO was much calcimined ana
peroXided young miss, came up to
take their order. Suddenly the youns
minister looked up from the bill of
fare, smiled sweetly at the waitress,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

Descendants of Jesse James. famous
western bandit of half century ago.
are keeping watch nightly over mis-
grave, in Kearney, Mo-. since vandals
defaced his tombstone in the. way
shown above. They also are Offering
a reward for the apprehension of the
guilty ones Note how the lettering
on the tombstone has been rendered
almost illegible.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

Dorothy Dix says ladies weep less
now My gosh. What is there left
to cry for?-Pasadena Post.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22
ODD BITS OF NEWS
BY the Associated Press

DOWNE, Kent England.-''Up with
Downe, is the slogan adopted by
;his peaceful LITTLE town, IA miles
from London. Until a few days ago
Fit was .boqsting that it had nothing
to eeniven it's oil and eeapdle-tt gloom
except a perpetual oldest inhabitant
competition" but the spotlight of pub
lcity has caused the inhabitants now
to demand gas lights, bus system,
railroad station and they are going
to re-establish the tennis club which
disbanded some years ago when the
only court washed out.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22
ON DISPLAY

ON DISPLAY
Some years ago, when TEX" Rick
ard was in London, he went to Ascot
for the races one afternoon. In an
interval between races Rickard was
in a refreshment booth when
curiously knowning-looking person
addressed him and wanted to know
whether Rickard wouldn't buy q
handsome scarf pin at a great
bargain. Rckard said NO. but
the stranger was persistent.
ITS worthy twenty pounds If it's
worth a tenner," said the furtive
one; and you can ave it for five,
guv'por. Just take look at it,
anyway" -.-,.-s srS
We'll. show it to me-" said Rickard
where is it?"
The other took Rickard by the
arm and pointed off to the right
where an elderly gentleman stood.
I'm the necktie of that old blokc
over yonder," he said.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22
PLUCKED FROM THE PLAINS

and said: How is the chicken 70
day?'
/ Pretty good, kid she retorted,
'How are your"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

would be an appropriate title for
the story of a revolver lost here
in 1906 by Patrolman d. j. Murphy.
After lapse of 20 years, Police
Chief Potter of Stockton, Calf, has
reported the revolver found in pos
sessio nof Mexican arrested in
Stockton.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

Turkeys GOc to zoe Pound III Chicago
CHICAGO, Dec 30 (P.-Christmas
turkeys. VIII cost nbetsween so and 10
cents pound, the same price as the
Thanksgiving birds, dealers indicated
here today Active buying does not
start until Monday. The storage
situation may have some effect on
the price, dealers said. Only half as
many birds were in storage this
Thanksgiving as q year ago. Now,
however, there are 100000 pounds
more in storage than the same date
last year. Ae
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

Among the things now operated on
the installment plan in America is
polygamy.- Macon News.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

Bashful William used to hide be-
hind his mothers skirts when com
pany came. Now he takes walk
around the block.
Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, lnc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

Famous fallacies: $50 you're a news
paper man. You must meet lots of
interesting people"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22
The Day In Washington
The house passed the agricul-
ture appropriation bill

lie HOuSG phoSSu INC 0S lNuA-
ture appropriation bill.
President Coolidge thought IL
was unnecessary to rush con-
struction of the proposed ten
light cruisers.
The national winter wheat
condition on December 1 was es-
timated at 81.8 per cent of >. nor
NAL.
*ga*
Two moves to bar Frank L..
Smith, Of Illinois, from the SEN
ate were discussed by leaders.
Justice Bailey reserved his ruf-
ing on the motion to duash 1tfe
indictments against, Fall and
Sinclair
The senate at al night session
passed the rivers and harpors
bill
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

The largest currency the United
states prints is $4,000 bill. Proba-
bly, the only person offered one will
be a street car conductor.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22
rHE LOKE TTRNED

A motorist touring in Ireland one
DAY met Il native who was driving a
Gonkey. Thinking he would have q
little fun at the mans expense he
sad, my friend, what is the differ
ence between your turnout and
mine?"
ooh, not a great dale" promptly
replied the Irishman. "Shure the
Gonkey's in the shafts in wan and
on the safe in the other'--Bostor
Transcript
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

Useless
to outside OF Pullman
icarsw switch could them
Look
flesht his daughter doesn't
unemployment
sneak of
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

REGLER LADY. WE'LL BET
FOR SALE-Genteel Guernsey COW
rich milker, for sale. Phone STATE
912.-Ad. in Wabash Gnd) Gazette.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

Dispatch Telephones-S1 and 50
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

Twenty-Five years ago American
women were content with 100000
pairs of silk stockings year, says
a magazine writer. Even today that's
enough for some women.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

An Arkansas man hasn't spoken
to his wife for 10 years. But then
maybe he's been trying.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-22

We agree with the cheese manu-
facturers The country needs a higher
tariff on imported cheese. INCLUDE
the cheeses, too.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-07-15
mACNUS JOHNSON
Chief FEATURE
AT DIVIDE FAIR

Crosby, N. D., July l5-tR)-With
Magnus Johnson, former senator from
Minnesota, AS the chief attraction on
the afternoons program, at noon to-
day thOusa nds Of visitors were enter
ing the gates Of the annual Divide
county fair, giving indications that
all previous attendance records for
the exposition would be shattered ere
night fall.
Yesterdays attendance of G,5OO
was considered by Secretary X. H..
Lynch rs showing appreciation Of the
program Of sports and other enter
tainment offered as well as the high
quality Of the exhibits, livestock and
grain in particular, which crowd
the exhibition space.
The condition Of crops in Divide
county, declared to be equal to the
best Of past years ut the present
date. has brought happy and en-
thusiastic guests to the fair.
One of the features of yesterdays
program was boxing card, in the
headline event Of which young Cow
Of MinOt easily defeated Eddie Me-
Fadden of st. Paul Two tw0-round
exhibitions by local amateurs also
furnished entertainment.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-07-15
MORE BODIES
BELIEVED IN
I'D
HOTEL RUINS
Eleven Are Recovered But
Revised List Of Missing
Has Is Names

Tannersville, N. r., July 15-OR-
Search was made today in the ruins
Of the Twilight Inn for additions
bodies OF guests and employees be.
lieved to have lost their lives when
flames turned the three-story wooden
structure into roaring furnace yes.
terday.
Eleven bodies lay this morning in
a barr, only slightly removed from
the smoking mass Of the debris chat
marked the site of the hotel in the
restricted cottage community of the
Catskill mountains.
A revised list of the missing, is.
sued by the Inn, contained 10 names,
II Of them women and two children.
The bodies already rescued accounted
for IL of these, but they were charred
beyond recognition.
The Inn was the second Catskill
mountain structure to be DESTROYED
by fire this year with loss Of life.
On the morning of February 20.
Schindler's Prairie House at Hurley.
Vile was razed by flames that sent
nine persons to their >deaths.
Fires Similar
The fires were similar in that each
started in the early morning, and in
each case the flames shot through
the building SO quickly that it was
impossible for guests to escape.
Approximately so guests were asleep
when the fire started, most of them
from New York City. Some 20 who
escaped were treated for burns ut
hospitals or nearby cottages. The
value Of the hotel was 1926, 600. Only
chimneys remained standing today.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-07-15
NEBERT SETS
NEW RBCORDIN
MISSOURI SWIM
Crosses River Between the
Bridges Last Night in Lit
tie Over Nine Minutes

Frank Kiebert, Jf.. Bismarck high
school student and star athlete, sue
ceeded in swimming across the Miss
Ouri river last night. Frank entered
the water ut 725 just below the
railroad bridge and landed about 100
feet below the Memorial bridge.
Kiebert is, with probably one or
two exceptions, the only one to at
tempt to swim the river between the
two bridges where the water is most
treacherous. The fact that kiebert
SWAN the river alone and unaccOm-
panied by a boat made the feat more
difficult, but he was confident Of
success and gamely entered the wa
ter.
Goes Under Twice
In his swim across Frank was TAX
en- under twice by whirlpools but due
to skill and presence of mind he
fought his way out, continued his
race to the opposite shore and land
ed in the record time of nine minutes.
sixteen and two-tenths seconds ac-
cOrding to stop watches held by Dep
uty Sheriff Ed. Kafer and Francis
Flaherty.
The river was at high level and
the current very swift, which added
to the difficulty of the feat. kic-
bert has swan the river twice before.
The second time he attempted 1t he
not only swan across but also swan
back, that time making the round trip
in about 2? minutes.
Will Try Again
Il was made known today that kie-
bert will swim the river again in
about week in an attempt to set
even lower record than the one he
established last night.
A small crowd watched Kiebert
from the Memorial bridge as he
crossed the river and il is expected
that n large number of aquatic en-
4husiasts will be on hand to watch
him when he attempts to beat his
own record soon.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-07-15
HERE'S INST Ant RELIEF FROM
BUNI0@ And SOFT C0RNS
Actually Reduces the SweingSo Cons Dry Right Up and
Can Be Picked Off
All Druggists Say Emerald Oil Must Give Complete Salts
faction Money CheerfulIy Refunded

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Emerald Oil (full strength) today.
Every well stocked drug store has
this, with the distinct understanding
that your money will be cheerfully
returned il it does not reduce the
inflammation, soreness, and pain
much quicker than any remedy you
ever used.
Your bunions may Re 80 swollen
and inflamed that you think you
can't go another step. Your shoes
may feel rs II they are cutting right
into the flesh. You feel sick all over
with the pain and torture and pray
for quick relief. What's to be done !?
Two or three applications Of
Moone's Emerald Oil and in fifteen
minutes all the pain and soreness
disappears. A few more applications
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-07-15
AdOuntrail County
Fair Great Success

Stanley, N. D., July 15-[R)-Its ex-
hibits strongly emphasizing the de-
velopment and growth of products
" the community and the agricul-
taraI and livestock industries in
MOuntrail county, the July fair con-
tfnued on its third day today and
will be closed tomorrow night.
Headed by Gabe Thompson Of
stanley, who has been mayor Of the
city for 10 years. record probably
- exceeded in the United States,
- fair this year is observing its
63xth anniversary Of existence.
II FARMERS and their families are the
sbt6Gest patrons Of the fair, and they
~ = happy lot. Crop prospects in
1onntrail county have not been
h9tter IN many years and the county
~ II offering an opportunity TO
1oeohrAte.
nesn1ance at yeste rday's program
N1n pAtimAted between 1000 and s.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-07-15
Stunt Program For
Friday Evening at
Municipal Pool

The events for the Friday stunt
night at the Municipal swimming
pool are scheduled as follows:
Twenty yards free style, 20 yards
side stroke, 20 yards back stroke, "a
yards head carry, 20 yards one arm
carry. 40 yards open surface diving,
motionless floating for time, plain
and fancy diving. The program will
begin ut 1880 o'clock.
The q. m. swimming class for
adults is becoming very popular.
Many of the little tots are learning to
swim in the 1880 .. m. and 1880 y. M.
swimming classes. Life saving is
practiced in the afternoon after 3
O'Clock and there are classes in i'm
proving the stroke and in diving ut
$3.50.
Record time was made in cleaning
the pool Wednesday morning. The
plug was pulled after the last swim.
mers had gone home Tuesday night
and by =. m. the pool was empty,
Two hours thereafter the cleaning Of
the pool had been completed and the
water was turned on. At noon every
thing was again ready for the swim
mers.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-07-15
AT TIE MOVIES
At THE CAPITOL.

Gangway for "The Fighting Buck
aroo!" Buck Jones, Fox Films star
10 due tomorrow, Friday, at the
Capitol theatre.
1.-THE Fighting Buckaroo" pictures
Jones in . battling race al the way
from liners dock to q gold. mine
in Ariaona. At the finish he gets
the mine and q girl.
Sally Long, one Of the Wampas
stars OF 1926, is the girl who owns
the ranch on which the mine is 10.
Gated.
Frank Butler is Percy wellington.
English friends of the buckaroo and
Lloyd Whitlock has the role Of Glen
Bradshaw. q lawyer crook, who il
Tying to get the mine.
The picture is a logically told story
quick wit, strength and COURAGE as
the buckaroo fights his way out Of
one into another.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-07-15
GIRLS WHOD0
NOT'PET' ARE
LIKED BEST
Survey Made by Y. N. G. A.
National Council Reveals
That Fact

New York, July lI-dR)-Boys pre-
fer the girl who does not "pet," al
though admitting that they them
selves indulge. They are, however,
at times inclined to blame their girl
friends for encouraging ''petting'
and "necking."
This. was revealed in data just COM
piled by the National Council of the
Young Mems Christian Association,
following a worldwide survey of boy
attitudes in preparation for the
Worlds Conference ut Helsingfors.
Finland, in August.
In general, according to the discus
sion summaries, boys standards are
high. Boys feel that indulgence in
"petting" is detrimental to character,
and they propose than such problems
affecting both sexes SHOULD be work.
ed out by boys and girls together"
This plan of joint discussions was
followed in a few localities.
Opinions Voiced
Groups of boys called together in
more than 100 communities to discuss
various youth problems brought out
such comments ~ these:
IF fellow wants hot date he
gets it, and if he wants a clean date
he gets it,
1--WE would not like to have q wife
whom everyone had paved over"
"A girl should be one that q fellow
can look up to-"
Smoking and profanity are both
the results of trying to show off"
"Why don't the girls object to pet
ing? Why do they seem to like it,"
"They expect us to take the initia-
tive to stop it." complained one
youngster.
In Brooklyn, during a joint discus
sion for boys and girls averaging II
years of age, it was decided that to
check the habit of "petting" self-con.
troll was necessary on both sides. The
boys admitted that sometimes they
deliberately attempt to take liber-
ties" while the girls confessed that
they permit too many liberties" and
give the impression that they Tex.
pect to be petted."
Home Criticized
MANY fellows act questionably by
bringing liquor to dances, and the
girls are too anxious to show off by
wanting to smoke" the boys declared
The group diagnosed the trouble
as partly due to the fact that girls
and fellows lose their heads when
they think they are in love-"
Other discussions throughout the
country revealed feeling that home
is q place of neglect and unsym-
pathetic restraint and that in school
the boy is treated "too much like
q baby"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-07-15

at regular intervals and the swell
ing reduces
And as for Soft Corns q few ap-
plicatiOns each night ut bed time and
they just seem to. shrivel right up
and scale off.
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All druggists and every good drug
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to end your foot troubles or money
back.--Adv.