The Bozeman courier., 1926-09-03

in various stages of incomplete ar
ray. Angry and accusing eyes were !
focused upon Mr.. FiZZ, voices rang
ing from basso profundo to mezzo |
soprano beat insistently upon his ear
drums demanding to know where this |
farment was-or that-and why. |
Through all the din came the cease
less anathema of the puttee'd direc- |
tor:
"Ain't 1 toll you ten thOusan' miIlium
times you got to put them cOschumes in
suttin place an see that they remains
there until we finishes the pitcher? Don't ,
takes an exterior of a lady goin' into a
house that when she gifts in she should
be wearin' the same clothes? Amt you
got nothin' in yO' head 'cepting a vacuum
an very, little of that?"
Eddie raised his hand as though ward
ing off a blow.
"Y-y-yassuh, Mistuh Clump. You has toll
me all them things, which none of them
wan nesSery cause / 'em all to staht
with. 1 put them cOschumes in the ward
robe room an marked 'em pretickeler SOS
they would be easy found, an"
Where is they at nOw?" barked the
director discOncertaingly. where Mis- Hv
ergreen Tapp's Spangled dress is at? An
Wexford Potts's pants? An Opus Randall's
that?"
Mr.. Fizz cast dispairing eyes upon his
immediate superior.
You rechOn / ct 'em?"
How does us know you didn't2 / rechOn
you amt got no mo- brains, an you looks
kinder hOngry. Now 1 asks you one mo-
/ time"
"Mistuh Clump-I tells you heah an now
that 1 don't know. l done ev-ything I could
! to take care OF them raimentS an has
they gone it amt my fault"
"Pff! Then 1 gifts me 'sistant director
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