The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-06-16
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"Hogaboom' is the name of real estate
dealer in California. Not such bad name, as
names go.
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"Magnus johnson Will Talk" said a head
line in recent issue of the Mankota Free Press.
Well say he will, try and stop him!
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The Fort Wayne Telegram sizes it up this
way: eff you build big business you sim
lister influence; if you don't you a darncd
failure"
Local Couple quietly married"-headnes
Herb Sherwood in his Fairfax Standard. We
would think even marriages in Herbs town would
be anything but quiet just as matter of pro
prinquty.
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Tallyrand advised everyone to learn how to
play a good game of cards in their youth that
they might not pass miserable old age
Somehow we can't work up much fear Of that
sort of old-age loneliness that can be cured by
a game of cards.
49,
We are glad our Frank Clague is
right on the big issues in congress. We
like whom the bosses cannot
hambozzle.-Frank Day.
You mean whom they can't "ban,bossle.'
don't you, Frank?
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You and /, and all the rest of the good ciri-
zens of the United States, may have just anything
we want from this good old government of ouls
but we'll never get it by staying at home from
either the primaries or the general election. Sag
wha. you think about Minnesota officials at the
polls next Monday.
The Minneapolis Journal says 10000 III
Olivia to attend the Legion Meeting" The Jour-
nal handles the truth carelessly. We went
through Olivia bus right in the midst of the
festivities and all We could count was 6,543A-~
the one-fourth being caused by one of the boys
leaving his wife at home. But they made as
much 'hurrah" as ten thousand which probably
led to the journals siiigno error. -~----.---7s.
+The West is SOBER and Satisfied" writes
Doc. Bixby. Well, anyway soher-but there are
q lot of things the West wants before it will be
satisfied. In fact hope to never see the day
when that condition prevails throughout the
West. When it does Wen have ceased to fight
the East-that means we shall be Immediately
swallowed up by that octopus. Not satisfied.
Doc, praise be! 49, .-~.-~
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This little jingle illustrates what we NEAR;
when we say that lot OF folks are killing them
selves worrying about what doesn't really mat
ter.
"The centipede was happy quite,
Until the toad for fun,
Said (Which leg follows after which"
This stirred him up to such pitch,
He lay distracted in ditch,
Considering how to run"
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Marcy the very modernest of the modern
young people, who appears in her wisdom each
day the back page of Minneapolis paper
says, Parental control is becoming more and
more difficult. Parents simply will not obey
Evidently Marcy is one of the young women
whose mother refuses to be relegated to the sec
Ond story chamber" when the midnight frolic
begins. Tis hard on Marcy.
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Perry Mack writes bum poetry but it has the
right trend during these trying times!
Say Mr.. Weatherman, make it rain,
The way you're acting gives pain,
You know we're dry since prohibition,
And we don't like your exhibition.
Quit singing faint Coin to Rain No
More"
That's an old jazz song that makes
sore
Give us "Pitter-Patter on the Pane,'
The lullaby of steady rain.