The Washington times., 1926-02-26
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luck, that's all. This paper. for
instance, Is exceedingly fortunate
in having the first comprehen-
sive analysis of the recent edu-
cational convention by no less an
expert than the writer.
Observation No. /: Too much
consideration was given to the
education OF the child, and not
of the parents. How, we ask,
can parents do their children's
arithmetic il special night classes
are not started at once?
Observation No. Q: Among the
exhibitors who crowded the lower
floor of the auditorium was q
kind gentleman who tried to sell
the writer 10-volume encyclo-
pedia for SIS.
who do you take me for" In
quired the latter, "a Kansas SUI
.perintender1t, perhaps?"
NO" was his disgruntled reply.
1t must have been a couple of
other fellows.
Observation No. 3: Out of 5000
visitors, no overcoat pockets were
observed to bear either the Racing
Form or the Police Gazette.
Observation No. 4: The liveliest
entertainment arranged for the
conventioneers was program of
square dances by Detroit school
children. That was cancelled.
No n1orning-after headaches were
experienced.
Observation No. s: Miss Agnes
Winn, the eminent Soroptimist,
who recently compiled list of
Paris France) SOrops for the Hon.
James s. Mckee treason not
givenl. was observed In the Reign
Of Terror that attended the early
registration period. Miss Gladys
Harlow, more power to her elbow,
held the fort for desk with ad.
mirable vivacity and charm.
Observation No. s.: The current
newspaper reports of liquor and
dope being sold to high school
children were not discussed at
all. The topic of the convention
reorganization Of something or
other scarcely got Iook-in.
either.
Observation No. 4: ri was 4
very thorough-going convention,
the first we have ever seen where
the delegates seemed to take Il all
seriously, even with the garlands
OF Hawaiian garlic contributed
by Honolulu school children.
Current report hath ii. accord.
ing to C. ~. OdelI, last observed
with II. Kite and other notables
at the Colonel Sheriff. dinner,
that Our Monta Bell will be In
town again in another month.
Welcome home again, say we, in
memory of the memorable party
or parties during that worthy's
last brief sojourn.
At Keith's this week Ii Mr..
Charles Kellogg, the gentleman
who puts out fire with q tuning
fork. DIR. John Chevalier informs
Us that Mr.. kellogg Is also
veteran golfer and forks out
puts with fiery abandon. ha, ha.
The famous singer threatened
by the Blackhanders in Detroit
and due here tomorrow, ID not
feeling so very Gigli. is our quaint
observation and hazard.
Suggested debate for reformers:
" n4Ch 10 tH6 IuOEG QlSRE2GGIul
that Miss Hawley should have
taken q bath in wine, or that a
bathtub Of wine was provided 30
that she might take q. bath?
+ Bring on your nuances, say we.
The eminent Mr.. Clyde Taven-
ner was CHANGED upon a few eve
ings ago, and happy memories
resumed Of the famous Guevara
dinner to the White House cor
respondents these many moons
past.
"Oh, memories that bless and
burn" according to ones point
of view, to quote the poet.
Subscribers who have missed
this column or fraction thereof
for some time past may be inter-
ested to know that our recalci.
trant Muse has been harnessed
once more, and our sweet Tyre
twangs again. Do I near APP
plause?