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New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
AIRNIAIL DAYS SOON IN NEW ENGLAND

Announcement by the Colonial Air Transport, of which Governor John II. Trumbull is chairman, that its New York terminal will be tho airdrome at Teterboro. HasbroucR Heights, N. J.. indicates that air mail service between Boston and New York will be started in May or shortly thereafter, as has been anticipated. As the planes will fly via Hartford. the airmail airlane will be in the vicinity of this city. Airmail originating In New Britain of course, will be dispatched for transfer to the planes at Hart ford.
 It will be the first nirmail line In New England, and will be inaugu- rated at time when such service has been in effect in q few other parts of the country for several years. New England Jagged behind a little In airmail service because of the need of establishing the service between the larger and more separated cities of the country first. However, the New England service no doubt will be the better and more efficient for the delay by being able to profit through eX- perimentation elsewhere.
 Present plans call for the transfer of airmail from New England to other planes at Teterboro, giving q direct service to the west and south from that point After the service has been inaugumted the intention is to change to three- engined planes as soon as possible and gradually change to night fly ing exclusively. The success ot night airmail flying between New York and Chicago. and also west Of that city. has shown the postal authorities of its advantages. Most of our mail comes to us as the re- suit of overnight transportation by rail, and there is no difference in principle between rail transporta- ton and plane transportation at night.
 The New England airmail tonnage should spell success from the start There should be enough such mall originating in Boston and Hartford or bound to those two cities, to make officials of the Colonial Trans port feel they are filling a long needed necessity. When the mall from and to subsidiary towns en route is added, there should be no doubt of the success of the coming innovation.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
ANOTHER SUBMARINE
 DISASTER

Again submarine disaster suffi- ciently serious to warrant large headlines in every paper in the land. The explosion on the S-49 at New London yesterday was merely an- other in the long list of such affairs since submersibles were placed in use in the navy,
 There are more serious accidents happening on land, to be sure; but this is no logical comparison with the accidents happening on sub marines. There arc few men cm- ploycd in the latter compared with the millions oc men employed in dangerous occupations. Based en- tirely upon the statistics, one WouIl conclude that being in a submarine crew ia one of the most dangerous occupations on earth.
 One needs only to glimpse the  record of such disasters during the last decade 10 arrive at some such conclusion. In 1915 the "A sank off Honolulu, with 2G dead. In 1922 British submarine sank off Gibral- ter. with 23 dead. In 1923 ron,uaar submarine sank at her dock in Kobe, with S5 dead. In 1921 the British L-2t sank in col Ns,au. with 4& dcad. In the sam" ye4r Japaucs, arhmari"o sank with 49 d~pI. In 1925 th" S-I9 grounded off caw Cod but all aboard ,ycr. roscurd. In the same voar r,c S-"> went @Hou"l of %.w H4mrynnc. I"u III aboard were sar.l. Last september ,hc @-3l WAS ramn,.l ny 'oc 'iy of Rome off Block lslanl ard $3 liycs on th" eurng,ur lo-'. Last November 'H> British monitor submarine Nil was lost o.. "ay i>sonH.n coast, win is mn lost. ro}IoNins lhis disaster promiuon, n,u in England began ad,ocatmg lr,l.7 d ban on the use of slhuu,H'-,
 rHngs go Eroae on a submarine ,cry Q. -ty; .o1 .h'r" usually is nca4y Io~s oa lov or severe in ,nrt.s. wa-y ar. @- mi''I" as 'SE sh.1ls.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
THE TELEPHONE GIRL AT
 HOME

Observed by Julian Rietz) married l wish you'd give up your work at the switchboard, dear.
 Telephone Girl-Hallowi .. Hallow: Excuse it, please! |. Didn'tcha get your party?
 Her Husband-Yes. l got you all right dear, only I wish you'd quit tho telephone business. Well, let's sit down to dinner. Pass the bread, please, honey.
 Telephone Girl--Number? |. Whatcha say?
 Her Husband-Bread-B-r-e-a-d!
 Telephone Girl--Hallow. i. Order by number, please.
 Her Husband-Give me bread, 513GJ. Butter 452IN. And I want sugar for my coffee-154SJ.
 Telephone Girl-IIallow! |. Did you say salad, 70O1W?
 Her Husband-No, I want sugar, I tell you! Are you deaf?
 Telephone Girl-Excuse 1t, please Hallow! Here's your number cake, 1869 Long Dis tanec Hallow?
 Her Husband -- NO, SAID WELL FOR THE LOVE OF PETE! Listen, girlio, take that cotton out of your cars and
 Telephone Girl-Sa-a-ay, what's catin' you-huh? I'm not taking any abuse today--see? Another word outa you. and I'll report you to the supervisor. Didia get that, big boy?
 Her Husband-ET-all right. don't like sugar in my coffee any way.
 Telephone Girl--I gave you that number three times, va big stiff! Ring off, and get your nickel back!
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

Another school war in Windsor Locks, resulting in four officials and teachers resigning. bares Il chronic condition that will not be settled right until the various fac tions agree to get together and at tempt 10 do business for the towns interests. rather than play personal board of education politics.
 Schools are supposed 10 be operated for the benefit of the public, not for the benefit of school politicians.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
KRAZY KINDERGARTEN Conducted by Dusty)

Fletcher:
 'Silence vile reed this telegram from Gertrude, Jr She says for me to take the class as she is avoidably detained waiting for funerel to so past, Now l want everybody to be quiet but Amos-the werd is diseased" Amos Go Home: "A buntch of strangers sat around
 at our house And acted dunn without a werd to
 say. But pop brawt out some stun that
 came from Cuba And diseased the situation rite
 away"
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New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
THE CHARGE OF THE LEG
 BRIGADE

 With regret that Alfred Lord Tel tyson isn't here to see 1t for himseli
 By Wallace NJ. Bayliss Half leg, half q leg, Half q leg upward, Daily along with news Shows some six hundred Legs by the girls displayed! If there's q man dismayed By the exposure made, OH, how he's blundered! WHY, will some person tell, Papers all think 1t well Daily to show some belle Showing her stocking? Is it reader aid? Is it for this we've paid? To some, I am afraid, It seems MOST shocking!! Knees to the right of us, Knees to the left of us, Knees up in front of us Given exposure! Ours not to reason why; Ours just to look. and sigh! Ours just to say bye bye To our composure!!
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

To nervous person there is no great difference between earth quake tremors and the kind that accompany blasting operalions; but the one kind is necessary and the other isn't. Properly used, dynamite is a servant of mankind, but it be- lieves in loud advertising.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

Looking Ahead With the Brides! In April showers for the brides of
 June A symbolism lies, Folks, Thercll be showers of china, all too
 soon. When the biscuits fail to rise,
 Folks.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

,,Wna, fools those mor'aIS be. Two moro fasting records have h'"" smashed in BegIm, Germany, and orbin tvn days. This makes thr' within a few w,,ns. The last de- ctp,o of folly went without nonrlsH- mont 45 days and intends 10 aHcn.r' n,ss,pz ,nc record of 5l days, hold hv q man in nAI9Hom1- Cn''' ". read this uc didn't suppose a"S American would hc so silly.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

Bandits in Worcester who worked four hours over safe and then found it empty, at least got plenty of exercise for their trouble. But the remarkable point was the safe belonged to the Standard oil Co. IL is hard to imagine n safe belong ing 10 this concern being empty.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
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poun "a M.tor1 Judge J. h' Brown. Jr.. mad, d local record by nninr ;n amois' 5lo' for reckless driving. in addition 10 $53 in court ross. Tho case Wis ag-}2N@''d ny rh. fac. ,ha, ul, .n'ol#t haA knock ed down a man while stepping on the gas, and thcn cut ahead oi oth,r autos and nearly escaped But despite the heavy fine on the one charge, thg auroist was found not guilty of c,adtns responsibility If ever. r.ckIos. anto5s' faced paying sIs5 for his ,orers t'rr Soo" would rc none such
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
Bright Idea

Conductor: Half fare for this boy? Why, he's wearing long pants, ma'am."
 His Mother: "Well, my husbands wearing knicliors, so I'll make them trade tickets and call it square,"
 Lillian Glikison
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
Her Status

Her Status Atwel: "Who is that woman over there with Williams?" Wolcott: "I don't know. She is old enough to be his wife and bold enough to be his daughter"
 Tho Bobbed- Hair Bandit.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
25 Fears Ago Today

Plainvillc's famous old baseball diamond has been sold 10 a party
 who will turn it from a crank's
 paradise into an up-tO-date and
 flourishing market garden. Thus
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

IN KIASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE
 Conducted By Maxine) Teacher
 Albert, I'd rather see your face than your back, so put window in a sentence" Al Titude; ''The boy stood on the burning deck; He didn't mind the heat. Instead he yellew, It's twelve
 o'clock; Say cook, window we eat?'"
 A. c. Nj. Azoy, Jr.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

The circulation of The Herald is considerably more than twice that of any other newspaper pub lished in New Britain
 In addition, it is the only newspaper in New Britain with an audited circulation.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
Memher AndIl Hnrenn ni lnrrnlntlon-

Member Audit Bureau Of Circulation, The A. E. c. is a natioral organization whic' furnishes newspapers and adver' ttsert with 6 strictly honest analysis Of circulation. Our circulation stAtiEtict are based upon thiF audit, This insufes protection against fraud in newspaper distribution figures 10 both national and local advertlserh
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
Usually

Porter: "What is the big news In the paper today?" Talbot: same old thing. One of the Follies marries one of the Foolish"
 NotIop ~ U-ioI,Iar
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and oress room always open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

The Herald is on safe daily in New York at HotalinSs Newsstand Times Square: schultzs Newsstands. Entrance Grand Central. t2nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
snLrEN THE LINES

An exquisitcly feminine touch is given to the new street frocks by lace pleatings at the neck and sleeves.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
FactsandFancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

The objection to the things mon call rights" Is that they so fre- quently overlap.
 Only mans body was made Of dirt. It's his own fault if his mind gets that way.
 A man seldom develops into a go- getter until some woman says Sic 'em."
 America's army isn't large, but she'll soon have the largest number of trained spies.
 Few men are as commonplace as 8 great man seems to his seventeen year-old son.
 Mussolini may have thought he was unanimous, but, as the ad. says, his nose knows.
 An, well; America was settled by people who scornod authority, and that explains much.
 Huh! Shakespeare used only 23'- 900 words, and it takes almost that many to drive a mule.
 The Bible continues to be the worlds best seller, even though no effort is made to suppress 1t.
 A hateful capitalistic republic may have it's faults. but the head of it merely dodges issues, not bullets.
 The reason q famous watering place does you good is because you drink more water than you would at home.
 There are fewer murders per capi- ta in England, and it may be there arc fewer people who need killing. , Why beat the kid? Your dad lick ed you to make you angelic and what good did it do?
 One difference between a jingle and poem is that anybody can tell what thc jingle means, if anything.
 Tn the old days a good mixer shook hands; now he shakes cock tails.
 Some are world-weary cynics at sixteen; some stay that way; and some have minds that keep on de- veloping.
 We shall not expect the millenni- um until sentimentalists give their sympathy to the victim instead of the criminal.
 A world champion" is merely the best of the few who devote them selves to that particular activity.
 The only certain thing about pen nants at this season is that the cX- nerts are awarding them to the wrong clubs, as usual.
 Correct this sentence: Hes made n great success in business, said the man, but nobody asks him to make speeches"
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New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

r is poor day when the Yale News cannot think mp a seh'ne TOT good news story, '>ocp' 'N'' .'.' current baliounE ebout drinking conditions al Yale IS not exactly new.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
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New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

He is so dumb he thinks the peace plan is something done little at q time!
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
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New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

The objection to the things mon call rights" Is that they so ire quently overlap.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

Only mans body was made Of dirt It's his own fault if his mind gets that way.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21
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New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

A man seldom develops into a go- getter until some woman says Sic 'em."
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

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New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

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New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

Americas army isn't large, but she'll soon have the largest number of trained spies.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

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New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

Few men are as commonplace as a great man seems to his seventeen year-old son.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

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New Britain herald., 1926-04-21

'Mussolini may have thought he was unanimous, but, as the ad. says, his nose knows.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-13

the proposition of substituting light wine and beer for total prohibition. It was to outline it's stand on this development and to reaffirIn it on prohibition generally that the leagues executive committee made the engagement with Mir. Coolidge.
 In statement the committee has attacked the straw votes as inaccur- ate and not including the dry senti- ment Of the country. In addition Wayne B. Wheeler, the leagues general counsel has advised the drys to shun such balloting.
 Concerning enforcement practices, Assistant Secretary Andrews has decreed that his agents must not resort 10 petty snooping" or per init spy systems to develop within the force. He insists that state authorities do the police work and that the federal agents devote their time to checking the sources of liquor supply.
 In that connection Mir Andrews said he is not aware that women have been used as decoys in prohibit ton cases. It is contrary to the de- partment's policy, he added, to en- ploy women as agents.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-13
ANT|- SALOON LEAGUE HAS
 SESSION WITH PRESIDENT
Andrews Also Visits White House--Dys Insist Straw Ballots Prove Nothing-Federal SIeuths Ordered to
 Stop Petty Shopping" and Stop Booze at Source

Washington, March 13 LP--Prohi- bitionists took their views to the White House today as the newest development in the perennial con troversy between vets and drys. The visit to President Coolidge, arranged by the executive committee of the anti-saloon league, CoinCided with conference at the office of Assistant Secretary Andrews. prohibition en- forcement chief, concerning the sit uatlon in Washington.
 He called in Gerald r. Murphy, deputy prohibition administrator for the District of Columbia, for a re- port on conditions here, but Mir. An drews has denied that the confer ence was prompted by the recent charge by Senator Bloase, democrat, South Carolina, that local bootleg gers are finding a rich harvest, even in the capitol itself. The assistant secretary is of the opinion that Washington is drier now than ever.
 The anti-saloon league, which re- gently has been promptly and torcefully meeting each attack upon prohibition, has been considerably asitated by the numerous straw votes being taken by newspapers on
New Britain herald., 1926-03-13
AUGMENT POLICE FORGE
 TO LAND BOSTON KNIFER
flam Clothes Officers Assigned to Back Bay District During
 Church Hours

Boston, March lS LHp -- Heavy details of plain clothes policemen will be on duty Sunday morning in m attempt 10 capture the man who on two successive Sundays has molested women church gocrs, stab. ping two of them.
 The augmented forces will mngle with crowds in the back bay, west end north end and down town dis tricts, and will watch the more de- serted vicinity of the public gardens where the most serious attack, that on Mrs. Loverctt Saltonstall Tucker man, society woman, occurred last Sunday.
 Mrs, Tuckerman was painfully wounded by a man who snlilingly left her after calling out, How are you" Within a half hours the at tack on Mrs. Tuckerman, maid employed by a back bay physician was similarly assailed not far from the gardens.
 One suspect, who was taken into custody, was released when the vari- out victims were unable fully to identify him. Police department heads made plans for Sundays in tensive hunt at secret conference late yesterday.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-13
PEOPLE DYING FR0Hl
 LACK OF AIIENTIJN
Rural Districts of New York Have Dearth of
 Physicians

Albany, N. Y, March 13 Pt-A grave situation faces thousands of residents in rural sections of New York state as the result of marked decrease in the number of country physicians within the past few years, it became known at the capitol to- day when Senator Leigh G. Kirk land, republican. Cattaurugus, made public a compilation of several typical cases of illness and death in rural districts caused by the lack of doctors.
 Although several speakers at a legislative hearing held here recent ly on a health bill were unanimous in declaring that the dwindling number ol country doctors has reached alarming preparations, the state department of health today made known that it had no statis- tics available 10 support the assertion.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-13
New Britqin k Second h State
 For Building Actipity Increase
Jump of 54 Per Cent in 1925 Over 1924 Recorded by Manufacturers Ass0- citation of Conn.

X survey just completed by the Manufacturers Association of Con ncCticut places New Britain second highest on the list of Connecticut municipalities in point of increase in building activity in 1925 over 1924.
 Stamford with 8 64 per ..ent in- crease topped the list. New Britain'S 54 per cent giving it a safe lead for second position.
 The neighboring city oe Bristo' madt ] poor showing in 1925 witl respect to it's 1924 report. 8 drop of Is per cent being noted.
 In 1924 construction work com- pIeted here totalod $5,14S,O36. Per mits issued during the year 1925 and on which work has been com pletcd is valued at $7003,466.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-13
SECRET CONFESSION
 IN MARSHALL TRIAL
One Phila. Slayer Gave Police Never Yet
 Made Public

Philadelphia, March 13 Pl-At- testing to the growing interest in the trial of David J. Marshall charged with killing Miss Anna May Dietrich. dismembering her body and distributing the parts in Della ware county court alta hes wcra sWamppd with requests for cards of admission when the case was re- sumod today.
 Interest has become so great that hundreds of would-be spectators are turned away daily. Some of those, unable to get in the court room, have been found pecring through ceiling ventilators. Among them were a number Of women. Scalpers seen in the corridors yesterday when one of the alleged confessions of Marshall was being read to the jury by District Attorney William Taylor. of Delaware county.
 In this confession Marshall was said 10 have admitted that he cut up Miss Dictrichs body after she had committed suicide in his chiropractic officer here.
 Mir. Taylor was to take the stand again today. After Miss Dietrich had committed suicide. Marshall was said 10 have declared that he feared the medical profession would blame chiropractic treatment for her death and for that reason he decided to dismember the body and try to hide the parts.
 The defendant was said to have given q different confession to Phila- dclphia authorities. This has never been made public, but In 1t he was reported by detectives working on the case to have admitted having choked Miss Dietrich o death when h. said she threatened to expose their relations
 Questions asked some Of the wit nesses by Abraham Wcrnick. conn s'l for Marshall, is taken by legal observers 10 mean that he plans to attempt to prove that both these confessions were obtained under durcss.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-13
EDWARD ". SCHIPPS OF
 NEWSPAPER FAME DIES
Was Organizer of the Scripps-Howard
 Publications

New York, March 1S Pl- Edward W. Scripps, retired founder of the Scripp-Howard newspapers is dead on his yacht the Ohio in Montrovia Bay, Liberia, according 10 a cable gram received by Roy W. Howard Of the Scripps- Howard newspapers here today.
 Mir. Scripps sailed last September for a cruise in the Caribbean sea and later 10 Africa.
 He was born in Nashville, H., June IS, 1854, and began his news paper career in Detroit when he was 20 years of age. At one time he held a controlling interest in 25 daily newspapers in the United States, most of them being members Of the Scripps- McRae league. He also was once the controlling owner of the United Press associations.
 He retired from active work in 1920 and four years later turned over the control Of his various en- terprises to his son. Robert r, ScTipps.