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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
A SENSIBLE TALK ON THE COLORADO
(Arizona Republican,

(Arzona Republican,
The talk A. E S Tuesday
to
general
already
California
We and California establish nalienabe
the appropriation
application
Eolved legal dispute
be determined
law which prevails
clearly by
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
WITH EDITORS
BUSINESS AND CHARITY
(Arizona Starr


Geb will
continually
Specifically provided that $4,000 in the
perpetuiy stocks,
limited
tho
growing
in
bring Thus laid
i a n
Others
OF
will have lasting influence Nogae all
O
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01

law. among
failing settled
lawyers agreed; opinions widely
variance than ALL either
unfortunately
within
of
believed
and a strong presentation
period political
buing showdown" What
we have presented players
game M ignorant buffers.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
coMMANpER RopGERs JOINS rHE MAJoR1TY

Hawaiian flight
presents
reliability implement of wrafare,
purpose
extensive the flying machine for
negligible
greatly
still machine
and a
Rodgers inevitable
Q
special
ships"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
{62!NEK8

About the only thing around the
house which father Gan claim for all
his own is the bills.
The most becoming rouge on the
market is healthy food and plenty
of good exercise.
Don't let summer get you down
While there's weather there's hope.
Ignorance has it's value. 1t pro-
duces about nine-tenths of the
worlds conversation output.
She used to say mo thanks. I'm
not hungryT' Now she says, mo
thanks. I'm overweight"
You are never too old to learn
you are never too old to learn.
If things never turned out wrong
you never would change your ways
and things would turn out worse.
In Syria, war with the Druses has
been resumed after delightful vaca-
tion lasting two weeks.
A returned tourist reports the
scenery was beautiful. At ore place
he saw a sign "Gas Is Cents"
Efficiency is running the world.
You can't get a straw out of a
vacuum cleaner to unstop your pipe.
The man who gets by on his looks
isn't, going very far.
Some people will be skinny all
their lives if they don't get sent to
jail for a few months.
Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
Stewards Washington Lette,
BY CHARLES p. STEWART
NEA Service Writer.

WASHINGTON, Aug S1.-Airplanes
will be at least as common as motor
busses within a couple of years at
the outside, they think at the com
merce department.
Secretary Hoover. mas a habit Of
thinking out his plans to the last
detail before he says anything about
the mfor public consumption. When
re does finally announce a plan, it's
fully completed and he's Grady to put
it through in short order.
1t was thus with his plan for com
mercial aviatiin development. One
day hardly anybody knew there was
such plan. The next day, there it
was, full fledged, with experts al
ready started on the job of making
it a reality.
Establishing an air line is no such
lengthy undertaking as building a
railroad.
The commerce department must pro
vide considerable ground equipment.
Regulations will have to eb evolved.
But all this can be done rapidly, in
comparison with the slow work of
surveying a surface road, tearing
down hills, building up hollows, con-
structing culverts, bridging rivers,
laying rails and getting rolling stock
in motion over them.
Of course, in sense, the govern
ment's aviation program will be work.
ed out gradually, but where "garu-
ally" means a amtter of years from
railroad standpoint, it means only
months from aviations.
The necessary facilities being in
readiness, the commerce department
simply will say to private aviation
interests:
There are your landing fields, with
all the conveniences and appurte-
nances that go with htem. There
are your beacons and signposts. Here's
your radio to C m m u C t e with
planes in transit. There's the air.
The entire plants your tree-subject
to this very reasonable set of rules
and regulations. Go to it,"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES j. MONTAGUE
ZOO MuCH PRnPRECY

wv MUM FhOFEaECA
We often, with foresight we fancied
was shrewd
chanson or sonnet have made
Being quite-at the time, with the
notion imbued
That the fads of the present would
fade.
We have sought to look back from
dozen years hence
To the foolish and frivolous past
And collect all the credit for having
the sense
To know that the jazz wouldn't last;
We have written these verses, and
put them away
Convinced that we surely would use
them some day.
number of times we've portrayed
the despair
Qn the for of sorrowful song)
Of women with shingled and boyfsh
bobbed hair
When the mode turns to wearing it
long.
For we felt in our hearts that the
fashion must wane
As fashions repeatedly do
And that girls in seclusion for years
must remain
Till their tresses had sprouted anew.
Completing these fancies, we've said
with smile
They are sure to be popular, after
a WHILE"
But the jazz. has been raging since
1918,
And is swiftly becoming an art
And the zest for the lunatic thing
is as keen
AS it was when it first got it's
start.
And today on the street when a
woman goes past
The populace turns round to stare.
With expressions of wonder and faces
aghast,
If she wears two full inches Of
hair.
The screeds we have written will see
the light when
We've been dead a long time. And
maybe not then.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
Abe Martin

Wonder il Law & Order, thu last o.
th' ole independent firms, hain't be-
ginnin' t. feel th' pressure o. organ
ixed competitions. Mrs. En- MOOts
WIZ hit in tn eye by "a golf ball at
tn HnzeInut Country Club, t'day,
while waitin' at thu 9Th hole fer "a
doctor.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
RECORD SMASHING REGISTRATION
(Arizona Republican,


registration
previous though $1,000
registration general years
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
DEPRECIATION

You never suspect that YOU get
Two thousand dollars worth of use
out OF your car the first week you
own it unless you try to sell it when
the week is up.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
FOOLISH

From the way the British have been
knocking Gertrude Ederle we suspect
that she has been lending them
money.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
THEY'RE ALWAYS LANDED

Suckers are exceptions to the rule
that it is the big fish that always
get away.
Copyright, 1926, Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
Plucked From the Plains
Crisp Curleycues

First Cat: He cleaned up a big
fortune in crooked dough-"
Second Cat: "He was a counter
feiter?' .aM
First Cat: mo, a pretzel manu-
facturer."
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
Truth in Small Parcels

Truth in Small Parcels
Love is t5at magic portion which
converts straw colored hair into
golden locks, green eyes into blue
orbs, fat girls into plump ones and
skinny girls into slender ones.-
Angelo Scott. t
She Made Him Sneexe
First Cannibal: THE chief has hay
fever"
Second Cannibal: Serves him right
We warned him not to eat that
grass widow"
There was young lady named
Astor,
Whose clothes fitted her like
plaster;
When she happened to sneeze
She felt cool breeze,
And knew she had met with disaster
Now that you've seen my son and
heir" said the proud young father,
Which side of the house do you think
he resembles?"
Well" said the astonished bach
elor friend, his full beauty isn't
developed yet, but surely you don't
suggest that-er-looks like the side
of a house, do your
So He, Went Back ss
st. Peter: where's the fellow
that came in yesterday"
Gabriel: "Oh, he's checked out
Didn't like the place. He's from
California"
Awful Weather
Whats worse than raining cats
and dogs?"
"What?" w
"Hailing taxicabs."
PugiIistic Item
elsie seems to think that eglat
Polish gentleman is knockout"
"Yes, I'm afraid she's going to
take the count"
All Made Clear
"Your honor, I was not intoxicat-
ed
But this officer says you were
trying to climb lamp post"
Il was, your honor. A couple of
cerise crockodiles had been following,
me around all day, and L don't mind
telling you that they were getting
on my nerves."
Two Much
Travelling Man: (to the Porter)
Had birth in my family since
saw you last-twins."
Porter: Dat am no berth, sab. dat
is whole section"
Jumpy
Mother mother, the churn is
gone,' cried the milkmaid all aflut-
ter.
Well, Charleston with the milk
awhile, and it will soon be butter"-
N. Y. U. Medley.
Then the Storm Broke
Hostess: 1T looks like a storm:
you had better stay for dinner"
Jackson: "Oh, thanks, but I don't
think it's bad enough for that"
He: Something seems to be wrong
with the engine, it
She: Don't talk fooIisblv woi+
until we get off this main road"
Simplified Anatomy
Mary had been spanked by her
mother. She was crying in the hall
way when the minister entered.
We'll well, what's the matter with
my little girl today?" he INQUIRED
1T hurts" she sobbed.
What hurts, my dear?"
The back of my lap"
First Aid
John, John, wake up! hear bure-
ars in the pantry, and I've cot NV
pes out there You can reach the
'hone on my dressing table and
,all for help"
John awake now, slipped to the
telephone.
Hello! Hello" he called to the
sleepy telephone girl, give me DR..
7rown's residence phone quick"
Poor Clancy
The bhyes say ye licked poor
Clancy, Mike. Sure, and he nivir
lurt my mans feelin's."
He's a shnake in the grass"
-verred Mike. The backguard re-
erred to me as his contimperary.
md I'll be contemporary to no man
ivin'"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
Cleverness Itself

Mr.. John: you may say you helped
make up a purse for the new minister
but kept it secret. How did you
do it?''
Mrs. John: "oh, just sent a
check with a fictitious name signed
to it. Wasn't that clever?"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01

Love is tSat magic portion which
converts straw colored hair into
golden locks, green eyes into blue
orbs, fat girls into plump ones and
skinny girls into slender ones.-
Angelo Scott. 5
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
Both NeeIed HeIn

Miss Singleton: II went to for
tune teller yesterday. She told me
where 1 could find my future hus-
band"
Mrs. Wedlock: LET me have her
address, dearie. Perhaps she'll be
able to tell me where 1 can find
my present one"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
simpIified Anatomy

Mary had been spanked by her
nother. She was crying in the hall
way when the minister entered.
Well, well, what's the matter with
my little girl today?" he inquired.
1T hurts she sobbed.
What hurts, my dear?"
The back of my lap"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
One-sided Correspondence

Passerby: ANY fish in this stream?"
Fisherman: Il dunno. I've dropped
'em line every day this week an
amt got no reply yit."
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
First Aid

John' John, wake up! 1 hear burg
lars in the pantry, and I've got NV
pies out there. You can reach the
phone on my dressing table and
call for help"
'onh' awake now, slipped to the
telephone.
Hello! Hello" he called to the
sleepy telephone girl. "give me DR.
Browns residence phone quick"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
Poor Clancy

The bhyes say ye licked poor
Clancy Mike. Sure, and he nivir
hurt my mans feelin's."
He's shnake in the grass"
averred Mike. The backguard re-
ferred to me as his contemporary,
and I'll be contemporary to no man
livin'!"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01

Kidd: Tomorrow is my wooden
wedding anniversary and 1 can't
think of thing to give my wife,"
Kidder; Nonsense, man; use your
ad"-JdGge
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01

What are you doing at a khan
meeting, Ikey--you can't join
Il don't want to join. 1 want to
talk to the fellow that buys the
sheets and pillow cases."-Old Ex.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
JuIllpy

Mother mother, the churn is
gone" cried the milkmaid all aflut-
ter
Well, Charleston with the milk
awhile, and it will soon be butter.',-
N. Y. U. Medley.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01

DetOur

he: Something seems to be wrong
with the engine, it,
she; Don't talk foolishly, wait
until we get off this main road
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
Two Much

Travelling Man: (to the Porter)
Had birth in my family since
saw you last-twins."
Porter: Dat am no berth, sab, dat
is whole section"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
Then the Storm Broke

Hostess; 1T looks like storm;
you had better stay for dinner"
Jackson: "Oh, thanks, but don't
think it's bad enough for that"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
All Made Clear

Your honor, 1 was not intoxicat-
ed"
But this officer says you were
trying to climb a lamp post"
Il was, your honor. A couple of
cerise crockodiles had been following
me around all day, and don't mind
telling you that they were getting
on my nerves."
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
PugiIistic Item

Elsie seems to think that sNat
Polish gentleman is a knockout"
Yes, I'm afraid she's going to
take the count"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01

Awful Weather
What's worse than raining cats
and dogs?'
"What?" w
"Hailing taxicabs."
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
SO He Went Back

st. Peter: where's the fellow
that came in yesterday"
Gabriel: "Oh, he's checked out
Didn't like the place. He's from
California"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-01
She Made Him sneexe

First Cannibal: THE chief has hay
fever
Second Cannibal: Serves him right.
We warned him not to eat that
grass widow"
, 1926-06-30
C0MMANDERY HEAD
OFFICIAL VISITATION

Frank E. Hepner, of Laramie,
eminent grand commander of Wyo-
ming, made an official visitation
to Constantine Commandery, in
Cody on Thursday evening, meeting
with the local members, and max
ing a splendid talk regarding his
work over the state. Mr.. Hepner
is n of the instructors at the
state university, and due to his
duties there, it is necessary that
he postpone his trip over the state
until the summer season, at which
time it is very hard to get out
representative numbers to meet
with him.
, 1926-06-30
KIRKPATRICK OF POWELL
ASPIRES TO ASSESSORS JOB

A Powell nan in the person of f.
L. kirkpatrick, farmer and native of
West Virginia, seeks the Republican
for county assessor. Mr..
kirkpatrick feels that he is capable
of holding that situation in accord
ance with reasonable high standards
of clerical efficiency, and asks the
consideration of his fellow parti-
zans when choosing a candidate to
u on the Republican ticket in
the fall for assessor.
, 1926-06-30
PICKERING RECEIVES
LOAD HUPMOBILES

]. F. Pickering unloaded a car
load of Hupmobile motor cars last
week, including several closed mod
els as well as touring types. VIM.
L%enninger becomes one of the first
purchasers, Mr.. Pickering deliver
ing him a handsome closed car the
first of the week.
The cars will be stored at the
Park Garage for the present time,
until more suitable offices and stor-
age can be secured by the local
agent.
, 1926-06-30
CODY CAMP GROUNDS
DOING GOOD BUSINESS

With the formal opening of yell
lowstone park last week. the auto
tourist is coming through as never
before in the history of the Eastern
gateway, and each evening the local
camp grounds are accommodating
dozens of cars of travellers who stop
overnight in Buffalo Bills town.
The Cody Club camp ground is
W charge of Tom Walters as last
year, and his daughter Betty Of
~ficiates at the office. giving such
road information as she has at her
command, and issuing the varied
line of publicity literature furnish
ed her. Among the things which
are being distributed is the Lions
road log, a small and complete
pamphlet which has been issued for
several years by this club. 1t gives
a detailed log of the Northfork
road to Yellowstone park. The
windshield stickers furnished by the
Cody club are always in great de-
mand, and the Club folders, the
work of Margaret Hayden, will
soon be off the press and ready for
distribution at the camp ground.
Noteworthy among those things to
be issued the pleasure seekers who
come this way, is a wind shield
sticker furnished by the Forest Of
flee, calling the tourists attention
20 the oldest forest in the United
States, and emphasizing the need
for greater car to prevent fires
in the forest area.
At the Monument Campground,
which is the name to be adopted
by the camp at the west end of
town. Gothard Holm is found in
charge and those interested are
spending much time and money to
make their camp attractive to the
motor tourist.
, 1926-06-30

mower be purchased for use in the
cemetery. Motion carried.
Moved by Councilman Frost. sec
onded by Councilman Stump, that
the street and alley committee be
instructed to notify properly owners
in Blocks so and 81 to clean up the
alleys in said blocks. Motion carried
Mayor Trueblood %thereupon an
nounced that there would be no
changes in his appointments for the
coming year. except that DIR. C. G.
Manlove was appointed Police Jus
tice and R. ]. McGinnis as night
marshall. Moved by Councilman
Tinkcom, seconded by Councilmen
Stump that said appointment be APP
proved. Motion carried.
Moved by Councilman Frost, sec
onded by Councilman Tinkcom that
the town contribute to the banG
one hundred fifty (~s15O.OO) Dol
lars with the understanding that
the band will give at least ten
concerts during the summer. Motion
Moved by Councilman Tinkcom,
seconded by Councilman Owens that
a street light be placed at the
Corner of Sheridan Avenue and
Sixth Street. Motion carried.
Moved by Councilman Owens, and
seconded by Councilman Stump, that
the meeting adjourn.
R. c. TRUEBLOOD,
Mayor.
G. w. Trueblood.
Clerk
, 1926-06-30
COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS


The town council of the town of
Cody. Wyoming. met in regular
monthly session on the End day of
June. 1926, at eight O'Clock p. NJ,
in the town offices in the fire hall
in Cody, Wyoming, Mayor True
blood presiding.
Roll call-Present: Mayor True
blood. Councilmen Tinckom, Stump
and Frost. Absent: Councilman
Thurston.
1t was moved by Councilman
Tinckom, seconded by Councilman
Stump that the council reconsider
its action in leasing a lot to the
Cody Stampede. Motion carried.
1t was moved by Councilman
Tinckom. seconded by Councilman
Frost, hat the town give a quit
claim deed to the Cody Stampede
for Lot-in Block IL, town of Cody,
said deed to contain such restric-
lions as the town attorney might
think proper for the protection of
the interests of the town. Motion
carried.
1t was moved by Councilman Tink-
com, seconded by Councilman Frost
that the budget of the town for
the coming year be the same as
last year, with the addition of two
and th%ree-fourths mills to pay the
two outstanding judgments against
the town, same being as follows:
General . mills
Water bonds --6 ~ mills
General sewer bonds II "a mills
Refunding bonds ---3- mills
Crane judgment --1h mills
Beck judgment -.---1A mills
Total 20 "a mills
Motion carried.
1t was moved by Councilman
stump, seconded by Councilman
Frost, that the old council adjourn
sine die. Motion carried.
Meeting adjourned.
The newly elected council was
thereupon called to order by R. c
Trueblood, acting as Mayor. DR.
lTrueblood, Councilmen Tinkcom ant
Councilman Owens. having beer
duly sworn in as officials OF TIM
town by d. E. HOLSTER, city at
torney.
Roll call: Present, Mayor True
blood, councilmen Tinkcom, owens
Stump and Frost.
Upon motion regularly made an
carried, the following bills wer
allowed, and warrants ordere'
drawn for their respective amounts
Shoshone Light and Power
, 1926-06-30
ROTARIANS ENTER PARK
ON MONDAY MORNING

About 276 Rotarians, from all
over the United States, entered the
Yellowstone park via the Cody road
on Sunday morning, coming here
from Denver where their big an
nual convention had been held.
This was the first large party to
be scheduled through the Cody-way
this season. The park season is
opening with a bang. and upwards
of a hundred visitors are passing
the Yellow buses each morning.
Srough the Eastern gateway on
, 1926-06-30

SOulCllllCl
The Messrs Dresback- and Smith
were present in behalf of the deal
ers in the road grading machine
known as Russell Road Patrol and
the matter of purchasing such or a
similar machine was discussed, to-
gether with ways and means of fl
nancing the same.
1t was thereupon moved by Coun-
Gilman Tinkcom, seconded by Coun-
Gilman Stump, that the Clerk be
instructed to advertise for bids for
n Fordson 9-1S H. P. Russell
Motor Patrol No. 2, said bids to
be opened at the meeting of the
council July 5th, 1926.
There being no further business
the meeting adjourned.
CHARLES STUMP,
Mayor, pro tenn
ATTEST:
D. E. HOLSTER,
Clerk r TEN
, 1926-06-30

Dated this 22nd day of June.
1926.
ORILLA DOWNING,
Clerk.
Paul r. Greever,
Attorney for Petitioner.
First publication June %. 1926.
, 1926-06-30
NOTICE
FOR PUBLICATION OF TIME FOR
PROVING WILL. ETC.
In the District Court
Fifth Judicial District

State of Wyoming,
County of Park.
In the Matter of the Estate of
SUSAN M. Ref.
Deceased.
To all persons interested in said
Estate: Notice is hereby given, that
Thursday, the 18th day of July,
1926, at 10 O'Clock A. M. of said
day, at the Court Room of said
Court, in the County of Park, has
been appointed as the time and
place for the proving of the will of
said Susan M. Ref, deceased, and
for hearing the application of Ber-
nard A. Ref for the issuance to
him of Letters Testamentary, when
and where any person interested
may appear and contest the same.
, 1926-06-30
CLUB AND LODGE
DIRECTORY
THE CODY CLUB

Meets at Luncheon
on Monday of each
week. Visitors al
ways welcome.
+. f. McGee, Pres.
A. Chamberlin, Sec.
, 1926-06-30
JENsENs HAVE SPILL

Jens Jenson's new car was badly
damaged on Tuesday when it was
permitted to run off the Monument
hill road. His son, who was driv-
ing at the time of the accident,
escaped by jumping.
, 1926-06-30
d. A. Tinkcom
Chas. Stump,
w. S. Owens

I'VE hereby acknowledge due and
timely service of the foregoing
notice of special meeting and here
by consent that said meeting be
held at the time and place therein
set forth and to the transaction of
the business therein set forth.
Charles Stump
Walter S. Owens
d. A. Tinkcom
N. w. Frost
, 1926-06-30

HENRY DAHLEM,
Sheriff of Park coun-
ty, Wyoming.
, 1926-06-30

Ernest J.. Goppert,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
First publication June %, 1926.
Last publication July, 2Sth, 1926.
, 1926-06-30
COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS


A special meeting of the towu
council of the town of Cody, Wyo-
ming, was held on the 14th day of
June, 1926, at eleven-thirty O'Clock
A M. in the office of DR.. R. C.,
Trueblood. in the Pioneer Building,
In Cody. Wyoming. pursuant to spe-
clal call. In the absence of the
Mayor. Councilman Stump was chos-
en- to preside at the meeting. The
Clerk being also absent, D. E. Hol-
lister was appointed to act as clerk
pro TEN.
Roll Call-Present: Councilmen,
Tinkcom, stump, Owens and Frost.
The Clerk thereupon read the call
for the meeting. which was as
follows:
NOTICE OF SPECIAL MEETING
ITO ALL MEMBERS OF THE
TOWN COUNCIL OF THE TOWN
OF CODY, WYOMING:
You r hereby notified that a
special meeting of the Town Coun-
Gil of the town of Cody, Wyom-
ing, will be held at eleven-thirty
O'Clock A. M. on the 18th day of
June, 1926, at the office of DIR.
r. c. Trueblood in the Pioneer
Building in the town of Cody, for
the purpose of considering the pur-
chase of a road patrol street grad
ing machine for Use on the streets
of the town of Cody.
DATED this 14th day of June,
1926"
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-10-14
WARREN, OHIO.
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Minden magyar keszil a szombati
nagy sziireti balra.

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koStolo9
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oft all mvomtatott arany betilkkel
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bocskam, csik6b6r0s kulacsocs-
kam! Erted halok, erted elek.
Szaz leanyert mem cserelek...