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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09

bee, Warren and Douglas fire de-
partments will be the fire fighting
contest between the high school teams
of this city and of Bisee. The Doug
las boys have been practicing faith
fully, Nemeck states, and they are
hoping to permanently gain the Rex
Rice trophy which they have al
ready won on two previous occasions.
Bisbee, however, has a good team
and is preparing to give the Doug
las fire fighters a hard scrap.
Other attractive events to be stag
ed next Saturday will include good
boxing card, some sports, singing,
and dancing. The proceeds from
the affair will go toward meeting
the expenses of the delegates from
the four departments to the State
Firemen's association convention in
Prescott this summer.
This week, an effort will be made
to dispose of a number of tickets
among the school children of the
city and all of these tickets are to
be Is cents The admission price
for older folks is to be so cents.
Chief Nemeck will go to Lowell Tues
day night to perfect arrangements
for the program.
The International Club, Quality and
Service, in Aqua Prieta.-Advt.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
MOTHER

"The mightiest prayers ever offer
ed have ascended from Mothers lips"
civilization rests. 1t is the greatest
throne of power in the world and
she who sits on this throne and rocks
the cradle rules the world, but "Ex
cept the Lord build the house, they
labor in vain that build it." Let ev-
cry Mothers son come to church today
which has been set apart in her honor
and let us place on her brow the
crown she deserves.-Adv.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
"BEHoLD THY MOTHER. p

The Mother stands as a. guardian
angel with sword drawn against the
enemies of the home, Sin, Disease, Ig-
norance and Poverty. Let us in the
name of the Lord honor her today with
our presence at the House of God by
worshipping Him who cried from the
cross, "BEHOLD THY MOTHER" =
Adv.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
OP-TOM-E-TRY-IT VALUE TO
THE PUBLIC
By DIR. G. W. PATTERSON
OptOmetriSt

Optometrist
Optometry has nothing to dc
with medicine?
Nothing whatever. The Opto-
metrist uses no drugs in his ex-
aminations. He employs nothing
but mechanical means to determine
what conditions confront him, and
by the use of lenses he secures re-
suits that are in practically every
case satisfactory.
Optometry is regulated by law?
Yes, the value of this profession
is now everywhere recognized by
law. All Optometrists must be Ii
censed to practice their profession.
TO Be Continuedl.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Enjoy Fort Dance

Major c. B. Townsend and several
other Douglasites enjoyed the dance
given at Fort Huachuca Saturday
night in honor for the visiting civil
ian riflemen who competed there
throughout the day in the state rifle
tournament.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Give Pant0nlfnne

The pupils of the 3 grade gave an
interesting and instructive pantomime
on good manners entitled, Whats
Wrong With this Picture with Franc
es Johnson, Francis Sims, Edna Dav.
is, John Leochet, Martin Sanders ana
Billy Good taking part. The enter
talnment was followed by a Virginia
Reel. Miss Mary o. Wilson is teach
er of this grade.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Left for California

Mrs. Mary J. Gamble, who spent
the greater part of the winter with
her niece, Mrs. Mary L. Gibson at
lila E. avenue, left during the week
for Los Angeles, California. She ex-
poets to spend several days with
friends in the coast city going from
there to Hazen, Nevada for an ex-
tended visit with her son. She ex-
poets to return to her home in Pitts
burgh, Pa, during the latter part of
the summer.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Left for Utah

Mrs. A. b. Hush and daughters,
Ruby and Helena of 11O6 Fifth street,
left yesterday for Salt Lake City
Utah, where Miss Ruby's marriage to
Mr.. Reese Baird is to be somemnized
in the near future. Mrs. Hush and
Helena plan to visit there until early
in September, when they will return
to tehir home in Dougles.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
| League Group a
POStOncS Meeting

The regular monthly session of the
upper Ninth street group of the Leag
ue of Women Voters scheduled for
Monday afternoon at the home of Mrs.
Thomas L. Harseu, 1444 Ninth street
has been postponed until the last Mon
day in May.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Home From Trip

Mrs. L. j, Tuttle and Mrs. James
T. Boyle of Ninth stseet, returned
home Friday night from a months
trip. They attended the national con-
vention of the National League of
Women Voters held in ST.. Louis the
latter past April, going from there
to New York City for a few weeks
visit. ~A@Aa As-@ Y 't
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
FROM Arizona Gazette

J. H Whyte, managing editor of the
Arizona Gazette and II. H. Fris gem
eral manager of the Gazette were in
Douglas Saturday in interest of the
See Arizona First" campaign which
! is being conducted by the Gazette,
and to attend the Press Club confer
cnce here today.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Attending Convention

Dr. and Mrs. Lewis r. Brown of
1860 Eighth street 1eft Thursday
morning overland for Tucson to at
tend the annual state convention of
the Spanish War Veterans others
who attended from Douglas wr Wort
Adams and William Hathaway.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
DOUGLAS DAILY DOINGS
spend sun,mcr in Columbus

Mrs. c. E. Pettlngai1 accompanied
by her two sons, Charles and Jack
left Sunday morning for Columbus,
Ohio, where she will spend the summer
visiting her mother and sisters.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Returend Home

Mrs. Mabel Harrison has returned
to her home in Ell Paso, after spend
ing the past few weeks with her son,
George and other relatives in the city.
Mrs. Harrison, formerly resided in this
city also spent a few days with friends
in Bisbee, while in this district
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Leaving for vacation Trip

Mrs. M. A. Palmer Of the Longview
hotel 431 Eighth street, left Saturday
for a vacation trip to Los Angeles and
other coast towns in California.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Rev. Derlmlan Here

Rev. Mr. Denman of FL Paso will
officiate at the Episcopal church to.
day in the absence of Rev. E. w. ST.
nonson, who is in Long Beach, Calf,
attending the Synod of the Pacific
coast of the Episcopal church
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Union Meeting of Churches

There will be a union meeting of
the three coIored churches in the city
tonight at o'clock at st. Paul's Col
ored M. e. church on Greene street.
program of local talent has been
arranged for the members and visit
ing guests
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Returned Home

Mrs. Grace Cox has returned to her
home in FL Paso after several days
visit in Douglas with her cousin, Mrs.
Rose McClenton who recently came here
from California. Mrs. McCIenton accom-
her to Texas for an indefinite stay.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Week-End Yisitor

Carl Burton of Tucson is a week end
visitor in Douglas. He expects to leave
Monday for Tucson and other points
in Texas on business trip.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
visitor at Camp Jones

Lieutenant Andrews Of Camp Steph-
en- D. Little at Nogales was visitor
at Camp Jones and in Douglas Sat
urday. He stopped en- route from Ell
Paso to his post at Nogales.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Spending the weekend

Mr.. and Mrs. Arnold Calten and
daughter, Margaret of Dos Cabezas
are spending the week end in Douglas.
They are visiting Mr.. Gaiten's cousin,
George f. Smith.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Mr.. Eichbauhn ConvaIscent

William Eichbaum of 919 Fifth street
who has been in the Calumet hospital
] following few weeksg illness will
! be removed to his home today.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Hero ON Business

B. r. Rogers of Cananea is in the
city for a few days attending to bust
ness matters.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Returned to Tomhs,one

Mrs. Charles Schneider and daughter,
VINO have been spending the past six
weeks in Douglas, left Thursday for
their home in Tombstone. Mr.. Schneid-
er spent last week with them here in
the city.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Spending FeHy DAYS

c. M. Roberts of Wilcox has been
spending a few days in Douglas and
Bsbee.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
To Attend Meeting.

Mrs. Annie Morgan of 1886 F. avenue
leaves Sunday morning for Phoenix
to attend the stockholders meeting
of the Inter- Mountain Building and
Loan association.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Weekend Visitor

Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Wellman and
daughter Ruth of Dos Cabezas, are
spending the Weekend in Douglas Wis
lting' Mr.. and Mrs. B. e. Lee of Four
teenth street.
| Give PantOnim
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09

M. j. Anderson spent Friday and
Saturday in Fort Huachuca attending
to business matters.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Week-End Here

WeeE-End Here
Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Johnson and son,
C. j. Johnson of Prescott are spending
the weekend in Douglas.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09

The International Club, Quality and
Service, in Aqua Prieta.-Advt
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
Here on Business
In Fort Huachuca

G. G.. Colletti of Nogales is in the
city for few days on business.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09
NOTICE

John A. Smith, foot specialist,
will be in his office Monday at
8 A. Nj
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-09

The International Club, Quality and
Service, in Aqua Prieta.-Advt.
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HkGE
OQdJ
A STORY OF
A GIRL eFToDAY
Chuck Again

left Lyme and Rill together and
walked on a little farther, quite un-
happy over Rillie. saw that she
would probably marry Lyman An
drews and he unhappy ever AFTER.
Ny eyes were on the pavement when
l heard a voice ask:
Where are you going, judy and
I looked up into the face of Chuck
Becker.
1 laughed. couldn't help it.
Charlie Becker, who had always prid-
ed himself on being the screen type,
looked so funny with his discolored
eye and swollen cheek.
My laugh made him furious. but l
couldn't stop, even when / saw he
was holding himself in check for
fear he would say something nasty.
He was almost insane with anger.
You'd better stop laughing, young
lady, and walk along as though YOU
were crazy about me even with this
face. Didn't you know that tomor-
row morning the papers will an
nounce our engagement and coming
early marriage?'
mo, Chuck. They'll do nothing Of
the kind. 1t may make you happier
to know that I was more success
full with Father than you were. I
made my threat that l would not
marry you(if you were the last per-
son on earth, good"
II told your father not TO tell you
said. that Judy"
well, you needn't worry anything
about it, Chuck. The moment Father
announced what he was going to do,
said Immediately 1 wouldn't marry
you under any circumstances and
that you had said the same thing
didn't bother me at ALL"
Don't get mad, Judy. didn't
mean it. At least 1 don't mean 1t
now. You ought to know that Civ
ing a fellow an eye like mine does
not endear a girl to him for the mo-
ment. Now, I've come to my senses
and I know that / want you. Why,
Judy, what have I been playing
around with you all summer for if
didn't want you? That's a sure
test, isn't It? Why, I never went
with any other girl so long in my
lifei Come on. let's give the old
folks a surprise and slip out and get
married.
"Why, don't you know, Judy,
never wanted a girl as much as I
want you. Come on. Be a sport.
Come and marry me tonightp'
looked up at Charles Becker and
again / laughed, and then L grew
rather sick, but kept up my bluff
and said:
I'm afraid you don't understand,
Chuck. I told you that I'd made my
threat that I wouldn't marry you If
you were the last man on earth,
good. I've persuaded Dad to let me
go to Chicago and try to earn my
own liviBgl'
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Next-MOre Understandings.
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kinds of accessories, from hats and
shoes to 'undies." A hope chest is
for the purpose of collecting fine lin
ems, sheets, towels, luncheon sets,
table linens, ETC.. silver, collected
piece by piece perhaps, if you have
to wait a long time. Household
things of this nature. The girl usu-
ally buys the man his wedding ring
and it Is put on his finger at the
time of the wedding in what is
known as double ring ceremony. u"
Now let me see: For your going
away trip you would, Of course,
take your toothbrush and a change
Of clothes, at least, II not a trunk,
providing you're to be away long
enough to necessitate having one.
Wear a wedding gown and change
into travelling dress or suit, or be
married in your travelling clothes,
whichever you please. If you are
not going away and don't want to
wear the customary white wedding
gown, then wear a light afternoon
frock.
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The constant curling and waving
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SWeetie Sick

Dear Miss Lee: What would you sug-
gest for girl to take to her fellow who
Is sick In hospital? How often would
you 90 and see him? l am engaged and
want TO start hope chest. and would
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take wedding Journey THAT should she she
suggest for the bride to wear II she isn't
going to take the trip? -
GOLDEN HAIRFD SANDY.
What perplexing problems! One
doesn't put clothes in a hope chest.
One buys a trousseau just before
the wedding that Includes not only
the wedding gown \but all other
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PINEAPPLE CUSTARD

Three eggs, one tablespoon pine
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When done place in cold water to
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cover with custard when cold and
serve with cakes.
Mrs. r.. Il. Jenkins, 1915 e. Min
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Cant Be Did

To Fanny and Hopeful: Dear
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WILL SPEAK

Three outstanding women in pub
lie office today, Mrs. Mabel Willie
brandt, Assistant United States At
torney General; Mrs. Edith Nourse
Rogers, Congresswoman from Massa-
chusetts, and Miss Marie Wing, a
member Of the Cleveland City Coun-
ell. will speak at the Saturday eve-
ming meetin, April IS, during the
National League of Women Voters
convention in st. Louis.
Their discussion of Practical
Politics and the Woman Voter" is
being anticipated with interest. par
ticularly as the evening program
brings New Voters Day, conven-
ton feature. to q close.
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II ~ RfSE IL Y WSOulnS III tAAO
* Lenten season was that of
Miss Dorothy Schwenk,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. George L.
Schwenk, 1886 Coliseum Ave, and
John Greer Williams, which took
place this afternoon at 4 at the home
of the brides parents. The Rev. o.
w. F'ifer performed the ceremony in
front of the fireplace.
Spring flowers were arranged
through the house. Mrs. Carol Mel
win played the wedding march from
.Lohengrin' for the entry of the
bridal party.
The bride, who was given in mar
riage by her father, wore a pretty
frock of biscuit colored crepe,
fashioned with a basque waist and
full skirt She carried cream colored
roses. Her only attendant was her
sister: Miss Glen Schwenk, who wore
a frock of pale green crepe, and
carried pink roses. Carol Melvin
was best man.
An Informal reception for mem
bers OF the family was neld follow
ing the ceremony. Mr.. and Mrs.
Williams will be at home after
March /, at 1895 Fairfield Ave.
The Jolly Twelve Club will meet
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M artlla- Lee s
A. COIu m n
What viii PEOPLE Saw

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BLACKBERRY PUDDING

Two-thirds cup blackberries with
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cup sour milk. Warm and mix well.
Add one egg, well beaten, one tea
spoon soda, flour enough for pan
cake batter. Bake in a moderate
oven. Cut in suares and serve with
whipped cream.
Mrs. X. ID. Patton, Kirkpatrick,
Ind
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OATMEAL BROWN BREAD

One cup whole wheat bread, one
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cup hot water, add to above mixture,
then add fat. Bake in creased loaf
pan or muffin pan until brown.
Elsie Gettinger. PatIicksburg, Ind.
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Don't Let That Cold
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NEVER FAIL NOODLES

Separate the whites and yolks of
three eggs and beat the whites until
stiff. Add three egg shells full Of
cream to yolks with one-half tea
spoon of salt and stir to paste. Fold
in the whites and add slowly three
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divide in three equal parts and roll
very thin. Let dry one or two
hours. About fifteen minutes before
mealtime cut and drop into boiling
water. Let cook fifteen or twenty
minutes.
Miss Alice Walker, 1917 Church
St., indianapolis.
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AND NOT VERSE

SHOULD like to see any
kind Of a man, Distinguish
able from a gorilla, that
some good and even only pretty wo-
man could not shape a husband out
of"-Holmes' Professor at the
Breakfast Table"