The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-10-30
SPORTS

EruB ana plenty OF IL SW6llS his
waist-lins too, And fat shortens his
lifei So the busy businessman who
sweats his labor goes to the gymna-
stun to labor to sweat on his DOCTORS
advice. Turnout the country GYM
nasiums are doing good business in
these new kind Of ~sweatshops" for
bosses.
Meanwhile, the busy business mans
busy, busting, buxom bride is also
gstting-aheml- plump. So there are
not only sweet shops. to fatten Lady
Boss but also "sweatshops" to slim
her down. The Illinois Woman's Ath-
letIc Club reports Reduction Is the
motif of the urge which prompted the
women, among whom were many So
cial leaders, to avail themselves Of
the clubs new gymnasium"
The boss and his wife are both for
reduction They love it! They sweat
the workers and reduce wages. Re
duced wages fatten profits. Fat pro-
fits fatten bosses So they also have
to sweat to reduce. And then some
bugs think the BolsheYiks are crazy
when they call this cockeyed world!
WILL, some of our baseball bugs
w around Oakland, Cal, take peep
al the ball team Of the Carmen's
Union 1872? This labor organization
has Joined the Spalding Winter
League made up of Bay District anna
teur teams and we get the news that
they are going good We are for
labor sports. There Is always room
for their doings in this column But
brother Carmen-what's the idea!
Why SpaIding Winter League3 Why
NOT Labor Winter Leaguef Let's
get workers sports!
MAYBE the Bay District reminds
IH1 us of Jack London. Do any OF
Won remember his book The Game :!
Years and years ago when this Bug
occasionally SWING a towel in the
corner OF some poor amateur pug VINO
fought for medals that turned green
in the spring and got Walloped so hard
he turnsd green all over, this Bug
read "1he Came" The book gave this
Bug an awful waIlop. II we recall 1t,
it took the lid of pro priEe-nghhng
and gave the world a whiK Of its I'M
saYOry aroma II any Of you Tight
bugs remember il, why not send US
a hundred words or 30 for the benefit
Of the other bugs who would Ike to
read Jack London's story on the
gentle art OF growing caulifower ears
and trimming suckers
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TNHE Workers' Herald OF South Al
L rica advises one OF IT'S Negro read
ers that professional boxing was never
allowed in the TTansVaal amongst
native people. The opportunities In
sport were reserved for the supposed
ly superior race. In Russia where
they have a workers government all
races have the same privileges. May
be instead Of starting to fight to be
allowed I'd USuA, IL hO0AA 40 . oSSN
idea for Negro workers to fight for a
workers government so they get the
same privilege TO fight as others. Not
a bad idea is IT?
(,HICAGO staged the greatest reli-
~ gious pageant. 1t win now stage
the greatest neutrality-suspicious.
pifle- For the Army-Navy football
game on Nov. 81, 100000 applica-
tions for tickets have been received.
The price OF seeing the educated toes
Of the Army and Navy kick the in
hated pig-slKin to the tune Of Yankee
Doodle would bankrupt a Bolshevik.
The price o. pressing the seat of your
pants on the cold cement benches will
range from ten to fifteen berries.
(Cushions extral) The gate will
bring a total OF some S63O,OOO.
The stadium seats 100000 people.
Sixty thousand OF these will go the