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Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-30
Burglar Visits
Officers Ranch

Deputy Sheriff Pat Thaanum i
energetic at all times in pursuit Of
law violators. according to brother
Officers, but he is believed to bc
showing more than usual cnrr.!! this
week.
The reason Is that this time Pat
i trying to track Il thief OF thieves
who made him victim. He re
ported Indignantly to the sheriff >
office and police headquarters that
someone entered "a tool shed NJ his
ranch south Of town and stole a
tool chest, SAWS. hammers, planes,
wrenchrs. several cans of vamish.
soldering irons and various other
articles.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-30

ssnize their next door ncighbor
among them.
The argument, upon which the
story is based. arises ON The day Of
Ncii Bailey Wcddug. when her
father discovers her mother has held
out on the premium payments 70
provide Ncll'S troUSScau and her
mother discovers that her father has
borrowed on the policy i'sclt o. in
vest in uou"-too-ccrtaiu bonds.
Bride Leads Revolt
Nell leads the revolt Of the wives
when her ncwly-acquircd husband
fails to agree with her She cstab-
fishes them Al farmhouse Jpn the
country. prevents them from com.
municatiug with ;acIr respective
spouscs and waits results
In the meantime the husbands are
getting very tired of shifting for
themselves. Danny, th- Bridegroom.
is forever hunting for a means Of
declaring truce or reaching some
sort Of an agreement. The others
reach the point where they are will.
ING to arhitratc-whru the wives re-
turn to find them in the company
Of the village Namp.
About that tim" il looks i> II tn
comedy would have sad, drama'-
ie cndmg-hut aid NJ. Tcvis, til
station agent. who i. the walking
newspaper Of the community. saNc,
the situation.
Iacquclinc Logan and Creighton
Hale are cas-. as Nell Bailey aud
Danny hester. Others in tho east
are ZaSu Pitts. Claude Gillingwater,
Margaret Scddon, Margaret Living>-
ton. David Butler and Dan Mason.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-30

horticultural pavilion viii have the
greatest display II decldHous and
citrus fruit, ever assembled in
CaGfornia's : history THIS is maIe
possible through cooperation Of
Southern California counties which
are sending - the fair the most
striking and Prlze winning exhibits
of the National Orange show.
Outstanding Events
Outstanding events as listed by
Charles ". Paine. secretary OF the
state agricultural society, are as fol
lows:
september Children 5 day,
with all children admitted free.
California Press dav, with newspa-
pcrmcu oil the state The guests Of
Governor Friend W Richardson m
'ae state tair directors.
September -Gran,Lstaud bqiii-
lu- dedication day Special pto.
.r.m aua conrer bv Sacramento
muricipr lard.
~cntrmH.l Labor pa; Aunaa
meeting az Oa'stornia S-iu, ,Erat
80, a~>o,.a:,.u.
>..rmA.r Southern Hi.3raia
.,1v. ia cocsaition Of SonJhcrn -
ltoui,'> l..lieipatlou 'u ,a. sta's
fir
~.p,,mb.. Frre-f,r-a'l ~pyllin4
contest. with presentation of easi
prizes ard gold madal hv GoVerno'
Richardson 10 The winner.
~.ptruh,s 9-Aim.Sslou day and
GoNvruor : dav. special program
tor Native Saas AMI Daughters Al
,ruoou and evening.
~rp;ruta. u california day
featured bv meeting of Ca!ifornl.
Development as,ociatiou
~ou'cmber II Rotary club DAY
and farm bureau day.
Trruu-hoa. he eight Irr, a. IN
celebrations. with Tho execution O
>unta,. ,aere viii he dghr har
..,, and coming races on The mil
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-30
THEATERS

Wages for Wives" the William
Fox production Of the John Golden
success, Chickcnfeed. comes to
the Airdome tomorrow night.
This clever comedy drama is bas
I'd on the moot question or whether
wives should be paid for their house
bold services or not. 1t is filled with
laugh provoking situations and the
characters are very real indeed. So
real arc they in fact that moro than
one member of the audience will rec
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-30
Two Injured In
Auto Accidents

Two Mexican ranch hands ne at
IN" Fl Centre hospital suffering
from fractures received in aut"m"-
bile accident Yesterday.
Hcrardo Rivera Of talcNico, had
his right arm broken when he fell
or Jumped from a moving truck on
the Calexiro highway. Geronimo
Lara of Calipatria. was brought here
early Yesterday morning suffering
from fractured. leg. He was M
iured in an automobile accident on
the highway north of FL Centre.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-30

track, with the prospect of new
Pacific coast trotting record being
established by Crawford, 4 Grand
circuit imported race horse.
Entertainment features for the
entire period will include band con
ccrts, fireworks, dancing, circus
acts, rodeo, chariot races and horse
Show.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-30
Market
Opportunity Is
Found In Orient

Expansion + he market. Of d.
orient tor american ErleuitGrai
produce, through the establishment
Of agricultural attaches ia consular
offices. Is believed by Professor l..
II. Cocrerea - - ouc menus Il snit
iag Tia" marketing problem of the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-08
!" JOKE" ABOUT
KILLING TWO

JERSEY CITY. ". J.. April s.
Baffled by dispatches, from ST.
Louis asserting that former New
Jersey woman, now remarked and
a resident of st. Louis, had de-
clared that she had caused the
deaths of her former husband and
her brother.in-law, and that they
had been buried as victims of acct
dental asphyxiation. police today
were endeavoring to clear the mys.
terry.
Although dispatches from st.
Louis quoted the woman. Mrs. c.
W. Meagher. of 1882 ST. Vincent
ST.. ST. Louis, as saying that she
made the statement jokingly, de-
tectives were diligently searching
the records.
The deaths are said to have
occurred eleven years ago in Union
Hill, y. j. The supposed victims.
according to police, were James Web
ster. Mrs. Meagher's former hus.
band, and Thomas Plaven, her
brother-in-law.
Old records show that Webster,
who was IS. and a Frank McCaf.
ferry. died on December 2, 1914, at
Webster's home. 73S Hackensack
Plank Road, Union Hill, and that
death was due to illuminating gas.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-08
LUTHERAN DELEGATES
PLAN CONVENTION WORK

ATLANTIC CITY, N. j., April
S.-The six delegates who will rep
resent the United Lutheran Church
in America at the world confer
ence on faith and order at Lau-
same, Switzerland, July to Aug
ust /, 1927, met here today to
frame their program for the con-
ference.
They are the Rev DIR. r. II.
Knubel and the Rev. DIR. NJ. G. G,
Scherer, both of New York city.
president and secretary, respec.
lively, of the United Lutheran
Church of America; Prof. Charles
NJ. Jacobs. of Mount Airy Theolog
teal Seminary, Philadelphia; Prof
A. G. Weight, of the Southern The,
illogical Seminary, Columbia. S. G.;
Prof. II. Dysinger. of the Western
Theological Seminary. Fremont
Neb., and J. A. w. Hass, presi.
dent Of the Muhlenberg College
Allentown, Pa.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-08
With the
Abb Artists
A Cross Section of the
/ Daily Grind in Judge
McMahon's Court
Read EN- and Weep
By DONALD McDOUGAL
BY DONALD NTcDOUGAL
A Guessing Contest

"A uuU00AAA6 AVAAUSCOS
He made a right turn at
Seventh and E against the stop
signal. your honor, and | told
him he wasn't supposed to start
his right turn until he got the
Go sign. He claimed there
wasn't any such regulation and
/ didn't have a copy OF the code
with me, so took him over TO
No. |. They showed it to him
there"
"How is the regulation
worded?"
AT ALI intersections controlled
by traffic signals, right hand
turns shall only be made on the
green signal.
Green signal on which street
the one you turn out OF or
the one you turn into?"
1T must mean both streets,
If you turn only on the green
signal.
Prisnlatic Changes
Assistant Corporation Counsel
Bell: THAT paragraph has been
amended recently to make the
meaning clearer, your honor. It
calls for the right turn to be
made when the green signal
shows ON the street from which
the turn is made" !.
Defendant: II got the Go
sign at Seventh Street, your
honor, and completed my right
turn. The officer stopped me
and I asked, Can't I make a
right turn on the Go sign? He
said, 'Whatthehell do you think
I stopped you for?'
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-08
: ST. CHIMNEY FIRE
DRAWS BIG CROWD

A small chimney fire in the
building at 1908 F st. N. w, &C.
cupied by the International Mer.
camille Marine Company, last night
drew a crowd of more than 5000
persons and tied up traffic for
more than two blocks.
The apparatus responded to the
alarm at shortly after 8 o'clock,
while the streets were most
crowded. Reserves from the FRS.
precinct succeeded in preventing
any injuries.
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.'WInattl1eIneII!"

1T didn't know. and he told
me to meet him in court ana
he'd explain"
The Court: "The officer testifies
the Stop sign was on, and the
defendant says the Go sign was
toward him. The Court Is In
doubt as to which is correct, and
the case Il accordingly dismissed.
A Sooner
HE cut the corner out Of North
Capitol into L Street and bought
a left front fender for g. Ford
sedan that was running toward
him on North Capitol. He said
he thought the Ford was going
to stop for him"
ct held my hand out before I
made the turn. your honor. but
/ held out my left hand-that was
on the side away from the other
driver, and guess he didn't seet
It."
What were you driving?''
"A Cadillac limousine"
Ford Sedan: Il was little
better than halfway across l.
Street when he swung In front Of
me too close for me TO stop,
and l turned to the right as far
as Iycould to keep clear of him.
Shies at Egg Rolling
IF I'd turned any further I'd
run up on the sidewalk where half
a dozen children were standing
with baskets full of Easter Eggs,
and / didn't like to do it,"
How much did the defendant
cut the corner, Mr.. Officer?
''He missed the left curb by two
feet, your honor. 1t didn't look
to me as though he was going
over Is miles miles an hour"
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Hangs Self in Cell

TURNER'S FALLS, Mass, April
s.--Knotting his socks together All
looping them through a bar over
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-08

MISSED CurD Dy Two rect
This is a case of reckless driv-
ing that doesn't depend upon
speed. The defendant is guilty as
charged, and must pay a fine OF
$25 or spend five days in Jail"
MOrgue Boosters
There was four Of 'em in a
Ford coupe running down Four.
teenth Street at SO miles an
hour"
Fourteenth st. n. W."
yes, sir. l got within pacing
distance of them at T Street and
followed them to r at just a
little shy of 40 miles an hour.
I didn't like the idea of their
going any further downtown at
that speed, and I edged 'em into
the curb. He said he was busy
talking and didn't really notice
how fast he was driving"
Boob: II didn't have any speed
ometer. your honor, and had no
way Of telling how fast l was
going. I think the officer over.
estimated the speed a little
there were three people with me
and they All agreed l wasn't
going over 30"
The court will accept their
estimate. twenty-five dollars or
10 days"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1926-04-28
WHY SUFFER so?
Get Back Your Health as Othef
Ellsworth Folks Have Done.

Too many people suffer lame, ach-
ing backs, distressing kidney dls-
orders and rheumatic aches ana
pains. Often this is due to faulty
kidney action and there's danger or
hardened arteries, dropsy, gravel or
Bright's disease. Don't let weak
kidneys wear you out. Use Doan
Pills before it is too late! Doan's are
a stimulant diuretic to the kidneys.
Doan's have helped thousands. Here
is one of many Ellsworth cases:
Mrs. Ethel Haynes Brown, 33 Pine
St., says: Il was miserable with
dull. constant ache across my back.
l was tired, nervous and all out OF
sorts, too l often had headaches
and dizzy spells. My back was so
lame and stiff, it was an effort for
me to bend and I could hardly do my
homework. My kidneys were Wea k
and acted too often. l purchased
Doan's Pills at Alexander's Phar-
macy and after using them, l was
rid of the trouble
coo, at all dealers. Foster-Mll-
burn Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
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South Hancock.

Mrs. Blanche Richie, who has
spent several weeks in Massachu-
sets, returned home Saturday.
Mrs. Ethel Robbins, of Kansas
City, spent last week at her old
home with her sister, Mrs. Alice
Hayward.
Mrs. L. A. Penney, of Bangor, Wis
tied her father, r. H. Young Thurs
day, his ninety-second, birthday.
Mrs. Lizzie Whitehouse of Lowell,
Mass, visited her aunt, Mrs. R. w.
Grant, while here making arrange
ments for the burial of her father,
Lewis H. Grant, who died in Ithaca,
N Y, March 26, aged eighty-one
years, The body was brought to
Hancock for burial in Riverside
cemetery. Besides the daughter, Mr..
Grant is survived by three sons.
April 10. w.
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Bluehi1l.
OBITUARY..

When l consented to write few
words in memory of Mrs. Lizzie
Greene, wife of Charles F. Wescott
of North Bluehill, who passed away
April 20, my mind at once reverted
to old Bluehill academy, where
knew her as classmate-a quiet,
studious girl, always pleasant and
agreeable, and conscientious in all
things. The associations of those
days were never forgotten by her,
for in the sixty years gone by since
then, as she met old friends from
time to time, she greeted them with
the same sweet smile and warm
hand-clasp.
After teaching successfully few
years, in 1874, she was united in
marriage to Charles F. Wescott
They began housekeeping in the vii
lage, but soon removed to the Wes-
colt homestead at North Bluehill,
where. faithful wife and mother,
she devoted herself to domestic life
and the care of their children, all
of whom were spared to do her
honor in her old age. In September,
1924. a golden wedding was en-
loved, and her death is the first
break in the family circle.
Mrs. Wescott was daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs Jesse Greene, and the
last of her family. Her age was
seventy-eight years, three months
and eighteen days. She was CHAR
ter member of Halcyon grange, and
a member of the Bluehill Baptist
church.
The funeral was held at the home
April 22, Rev. T. l.. Brindley or
floating. All the family were nome
for the last service for her. BE-
sides her husband, she leaves two
daughters, Miss Alice Wescott, r. NJ,
of Newark, N j., Mrs. Carl Stevens,
of Belfast, and three sons, Ward w.,
of Stonington, Charles and William
of Bluehill. She also leaves seven
grandchildren.
NJ E. M.
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SulTY Road.

Ralph Bunker and family of Bar
Harbor recently visited Mr. Bun
ker's mother, Mrs. Ella Bunker
Mrs. Annie Peterson, who has
been in Portland for the winter, is
with her sister, Mrs. E. e. SWEET, for
the summer.
Miss Bessie Fletcher is visiting
her sister, Mrs. Iris Lurvey, in Bar
Harbor.
Mrs. Sabrina Stevens, who is ILL.,
has been taken to a Bangor hospital
She was accompanied by her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Clara Carey.
Z Mrs. Chester Bailey, who has been
visiting her sister, Miss Ethel Bon
sey, has returned to her home in
Searsport
4, i Norman SWEET, who has been away
in a yacht for the past year, spend
ing the winter in southern waters,
was home for a week, before leaving
for Wilmington, DEL, to rejoin his
yacht.
]. Donald Lord has gone to Gull
ford, where he has employment for
the summer.
Miss Blanche Moon was in Au-
gusta recently, to take her final ex-
aminations as registered nurse.
Mr.. and Mrs. Owen Stewart,
Lionel and Irene Stewart, Mrs. H. D.
Moon, Mr. and Mrs. Lester Moon,
visited relatives and friends here
Sunday.
April 26. S.
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SedgWick.

Mrs. Grace F. Grant, wife of Ray
mond c. Grant, died of pneumonia
Friday. Mrs. Grant was an estima
BILE woman, always willing to help in
any needy cause. She was a men,
Der of the Baptist church here, and
a past matron in the Eastern Star.
Funeral services were held at the
home Sunday afternoon, Rev. w. S.
Stowell officiating. There were many
beautiful flowers. She leaves a hus-
band, an adopted son, mother and
two sisters, upon whom her death
falls heavily, especially upon the.
mother, who made her home with
her. The family has the sincere
sympathy of all. Interment was at
Rural cemetery.
Mrs. Lizzie P. Friend, who has
spent the winter with her eldest
daughter, Mrs. Lille Soper, arrived
home Saturday, accompanied by
them, called here by the death Of
her daughter, Mrs. Grace Grant.
Mrs. Nettie Seavey of Sherman
Mills was called here Saturday by
the death of her sister, Mrs. Grace,
Grant.
miss Imogene Grant, who is teach
ing in Auburn, arrived home Satur--
day to attend the funeral of her Sis
ter-in-law, Mrs. Grace Grant. She
will remain for short vacation.
April 26. "Eloc"
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Mckinley.

MEMORIAL RESOLUTIONS.
Whereas Death the destroyer Oh
all that is mortal, has again entered
orr lodge and taken from us our es-
teemed and well-beloved brother'
Charles NJ. Norwood and,
Whereas Our departed brother
had endeared himself to us by ms
MANY excellent qualities of heart ana
his faithful adherence to our cause
while here among u.s. therefore De II
Resolved, That while we DOW IN
humble submission to the VIII OIL our
Divine Master, we desire to place on
record this expression of our sincere
sorrow for the loss of one who was
ever ready to assist and promote the
general welfare of this lodge.
Resolved, That our profound SYM
pathy goes out to his sorroWing lam
lily, and we pray that they may hnd
comfort in the thought that he has
only gone from a world of sin and
sorrow to await their coming in bet
ter world above.
Resolved, That a copy of these reso-
buttons be forwarded to his family
spread on the records of this lodge and
publ shed in The Ellsworth American.
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GOuldSbOrO.

YMrs. Edgar Handy spent several
days last week with Mr.. and Mrs.
Harold Handy in Bangor.
Mrs. Harold Crowley came from
Corea Monday to care for her pa
rents, who are i'll.
Mrs. Hattie Webb of West Sulli-
van is visiting here.
Mrs. Maynard Guptill, who has
been caring for Mrs. Clifford Guptill
the past week, has returned to her
home at Cherryfeld.
The ladies' aid society was pleas
antly entertained Tuesday at an all
day meeting, by Mrs. Amy Coffin.
On account of so much illness, the
attendance was not large, but was
much enjoyed.
Friends here regret to learn OF
the death of Mrs. Hattie Squirting,
which recently occurred in Lynn,
Mass.
Three vessels, the first of the
season, are loading slaves for F. +.
Wood.
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Southwest HarbOr.
N EMORIAL RESOLUTIONS.

NJ EMORlAL RESOLOIlONo.
Whereas. Our Heavenly Father. in
His infinite love and wisdom, has once
more entered our order, and taken
from our ranks our beloved and ever
loyal brother, Past Grand Alton p.
Farnsworth, who was a charter mem
Der and the second noble grand of Pc
metic lodge, No. 1876, l. o. o. F., there
fore be it
Resolved, That our lodge will
mourn the loss of a faithful and ever
loyal brother; that we will ever hold
his memory, and believe his influence
still lives with us; that our charter be
draped for thirty days; also be 1t
further
Resolved, That we extend to his
family and relatives our deepest SYM
pathy in this bereavement, that copy
of these resolutions be sent to them, a
COPY be placed on our records, and one
sent for publication.
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Mrs. HeSmdnu, anu Cooh Ayuio ~.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound ana
got relief" Mrs. Hegmann also took
Lydia E. Pinkham's Herb Medicine and
Lydia E. Pinkham's Pills for Constipa.
ton, with good results. She says, II
am recommending your medicines to
all l know who have symptoms the
same as mine, and to others whom
think it will help. You may use my
statement as testimonial, and l will
answer any letters sent to me by women
who would like information regarding
your medicines"
There are women in your state
perhaps in your town-who have writ
ten letters similar to this one telling
how much Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound has helped them.
The Pinkham Medicine Company,
Lynn, Mass, will gladly furnish other
women with these names upon request.
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MUTUAL BENEFIT COLUMN.
Edited by "Aunt Madge."
MOTTO:-HELPFUL AND HOPEFUL.

The purposes of this column are
succinctly stated in the title and motto
it is for the mutual benefit, and aims
to be helpful and hopeful. Being for
the common good it is for the common
use-a public servant. purveyor Of
information and suggestions, a medium
for the interchange of ideas. In this
capacity it solicits communications.
and it's success depends largely on the
support given it in this respect. Com
munications must be signed, but the
name of writer will not be printed ex
cept by permission. Communications
will be subject to approval or rejection
by the editor of the column, but none
will be rejected without good reason
Address all communications to The
American Ellsworth, Me.
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Partridge Cove.

. The neighbors had chopping
match for w. A. Emery, and cut and
hauled about five cords of wood.
There was a surprise party at Mrs.
Alice Young's Wednesday evening,
for the school teacher, Mrs. Elvira
Young, it being her birthday.
Bernard Eaton, who is employed
at Bar Harbor, was at home over
Sunday. His wife is stopping with
Mrs Alice Young.
Mrs. Jennie Davis went to North
east Harbor today to visit her
brother, Arthur Eaton.
Mrs. Esther Kingsbury of Ellis
worth is visiting her sister, Mrs. c..
A. Thompson.
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OTIS.

Mr.. Brastow spent the weekend
at his cottage Mrs. Brastow and
children went to Northeast Harbor
Thursday, for the summer.
A. S. Jordan of Waltham spent
several days last week at w. e.
Salisbury's.
The Farm Bureau women met
with Mrs. James Jordan Wednesday.
Subject, "Remodeling Garments.
Mrs. George circuit of Amherst was
present.
w C. Salisbury and Lyman Sails
bury spent Tuesday at Clifton.
Mrs. Charles Bunker, who mas
been in Bangor two weeks with her
grandson. who is i'll, returned home
Thursday.
Congratulations are extended TO
Mr.. and Mrs. Rufus H. Webb OF
Portland on the birth of daughter
Eleanor Myra, born April 20. Mrs
James Jordan is with Mrs. Webb.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1926-04-28
Quaker Oats
islands by
you through
the morning
That's why millions start
their days in this way

ITO feel right through the morning,
i you must have well-balanced,
complete food at breakfast At most
other meals - that is, at luncheon
and at dinner-you usually get that
kind of food
But at breakfast the great dietary
mistake is most often made-a hur-
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Thus Quaker Oats, containing 1870
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element, plus all-important vita
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through the morning. Food that
should start every breakfast in your
home.
Quick Quaker cooks in 5 to 5
minutes. That's faster than plain
toast. Don't deny yourself the nat
ural stimulation this rich food offers.
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Old MIR. Carter Helped
by Simple Mixture

After taking Adlerika I feel bet
ter than for years. At my age (60)
it is ideal-so different from other
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Adlerika is a simple mixture of buck
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