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g--Ladies Do Not Marry BGndfolded
 Find Out "The Naked Truth"

Before you marry any man, know his family, his health, his reputation, his antecedents and do not take his word for if :"
New Britain herald., 1926-12-06
Jack Frost Finds Johnny Chuck

By Thornton ". Burgess If 1 were you, I think l wouldn't Attempt to do the thing I shouldn't,
 Jack Frost.
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XMAS GIFT PROBLEM SOLVED

200 sheets and 100 envelopes of high grade bond paper, with name md nd- dress printed, for sI.o0.
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-02-05
Times Photographer
Bests Policeman
In Court

A policeman, attired in CIV
ilian clothes, yesterday arrested
a Times photographer, while
the latter was taking a picture.
The photographer and police
man appeared in court today to
tell it to the Judge. They both
had their say and the case was
dismissed by Judge Isaac K.
Hit with the remark that at
appears that three men tried to
keep this man from taking a
picture and he put it over on
you by taking it anyway. He
must be a pretty smart young
man to put anything over on
a clever policeman like you"
The court called attention to
the fact that photographers are
within their rights in taking
pictures on the public streets
and that interference by
policeman is just cause for a
remonstrance on the part Of the
photographer.
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COP IS 0USIED
AS DRUNK

Policeman II. A. DewaIt, pro-
bationer attached to the Tenth pre-
cinct. was today dropped from the
rolls Of the department BY order
OF the District Commissioners,
The report Of the board that In
vestigated his actions. declared
that Dewalt was observed on a
Georgia Avenue street car Wednes.
day Intoxicated, by passengers. who
reported the incident to headquar-
tiers.
His superiors at the precinct re-
ported to headquarters that Dewalt
was supposed to have been on
duty, and at the time they found
him he was 26 squares OF his
beat. They also reported he was
so drunk he could not attend To
his duties.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-02-05
ASKS $4,000 DAMAGES
FOR PERSONAL INJURIES

Alleging personal injuries, Robert
r. Brooks, 406 New Jersey Ave.
N. W., has sued dimes and San,
Incorporated, 107 F st. N. W., in
the District Supreme Court for
$10,0 damages.
Represented by Attorneys Richard
C. Thompson and John E. Laskey
Brooks declared that he was stand.
ing on the sidewalk on G Street. be-
tween Second Street and New
Jersey Avenue, February IL, 1923,
when a Holmes automobile truck
drove on the sidewalk, striking and
injuring him seriously and perma'
nentiy.
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GIVEN 10 YEARS
FOR Theft

Characterizing Max Rosenblum,
convicted of robbing a member OF
the Ku Klux Khan during it's DEM
oDstration last August, con
firmed criminal" Justice Bailey, in
Criminal Court No. today, SEN
fenced him to serve ten years in
the penitentiary. The accused was
caught while attempting torob an
other member of the order at the
Washington Hotel.
The case, in which Rosenblum
was caught with his hand in the
pocket of a visiting Klansman at
the George Washington Hotel, was
tried last week but resulted in g.
mistrial because Of a mistake in
handing to the jury the Indictment
In the completed robbery case in
stead OF the indictment on which
the man was tried. Attorney James
A. O'Shea pleaded his client guilty
Of the second charge which was
the stealing of a pocketbook from
Edgar F. Sprecher, of Hagers-
town, as the victim watched the
parade. Assistant District Attor-
ney Collins appeared for the Gov
Malachi Corbett, colored, will
serve three years In the penitentiary
for robbery for snatching the
pocketbook of May r. Dixon, jan
uary last. Johnnie Simpson, col
ored, was given two years in the
penitentiary for HOUSEKEEPING. He
entered the room of William H.
Watts, November 18, and stole some
wearing apparel.
Sentences of one year in jail
each were given Frank Kent and
William Cabine. both colored Will
liam Colbert, colored, II years, was
placed on probation. He forged the
name of Emma Warren to Vet
Grams Bureau check for $3.50.
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CHILDRENS HEALTH FETE
HERE MAY DAY PLANNED

Plans for a children's outdoor
festival and other local features of
Child Health Day." to be observed
by DR.. Hugh j. Davis, director of
child welfare and child hygiene in
the District.
DR.. Davis was designated to lead
the work, following the request of
the American Child Health Associa.
ton to District health officers to
cooperate in the national observ.
ance. DR.. Davis committee will
meet late today in the Child Welfare
building at Children's Hospital.
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louisville JOTTfNGS

louisville JOTTTNGS
Weezy Funk was standing In front
Of his store with his wife when q
pretty girl went By with q baby In
her arms. Weezy's wife asked him
didn't he think the baby cute, and
he told her she sure was, but Weezy
was looking at the gal and not the
baby.
Silas Booze went to see the ROuth
Riders show, and IL was 50 tame
II took the mOney right out of his
hand.
Someone asked Weezy Funk why
didn't he open another store. Weexy
told them II business didn't pick up
soon, he'd have to turn his store into
an undertaken pariOr.
TripIets were born TO Mr.. and Mrs.
Nose Dufunk yesterday, and Nose
(Wll0 iB q salesman in one OF the
stores herel, when told of the caiam-
fty, forgot himself and answered:
els that ALI" CHECAEkSS.
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A funny, funny gty
Is this Joseph Joss.
He still rides IN a buggy
PsslIed bg a boss.
JUMBO JAKE.
A BIG PROBLEM

I'VE BEEN in deep study wondering
HOW IN the devil myself and family
ARE GOING to make out, with coal
WAY UP. rents still high. and potatoes
A LUXURY, while I'm on salary,
and
IT HASN'T gone up nickel.
TONIGHT, at the table, when Lizzie
WAS DISHING out beans and beef
stew.
MABEL, my oldest girl. said: dad
I've
GOT 10 have a new pair Of pumps"
/ SAID, .how muchf" at the same
time
THINKING OF beans at 10 cents per ID.
AND SHE said: Twelve dollars. satin;
I WORE my others out dancing the
Charleston"
AND 1 said. mercy on me"
AND LEFT the table. 2. W. d.
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WOULD PUT LUNAcY
OFFICER IN HEALTH DEPT,

ordered that Detective Sergeant
Everett L. Phillips. sanitary officer
in charge of the preparation of
Iunacy cases to be tried. be placed
under the Jurisdiction of the health
officer.
The position was formerly part
of the Police Department but the
Commissioners believe that persons
having business with Sergeant
Phillips should not be given the
impression that they are criminals.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-02-05
MICHIGAN ALUMNI DINE
UNIVERSITY PRESIDENT

DIR. Clarence Cook Little. new
president of the University of
Michigan, was the guest of honor at
a banquet at the New Willard
Hotel last night under the auspices
of the local Michigan Alumni Club.
Doctor Little, who before he
went to Michigan to succeed DR..
Marion Leroy Burton, was president
of the University of Maine, dis
cussed his policies for development
of the Middle Western University.
He was warmly received.
Other speakers were Senator
Woodbridge Ferris. of Michigan:
Representative Scott Leavitt, of
Montana; Representative Earl C.
Kitchener, OF Michigan and DR.. Vic
tor c. Vaughn, director of the Re-
search Division of the National
Academy of Science, former dean
of the University of Michigan Medt-
cal School.f
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FOUR D. C. BILLS
DUE MONDAY

House leaders today agreed upon
q program OF District legislation TO
be acted upon by the House Mon
day afternoon.
The program as approved by Rep
resentative John @. Tilson of Con-
necticut, Republican floor leader,
places the mothers pension bin at
the end of the list.
The first bill called up viii pro-
vide for payment Of $500 in over
due retirement pay to members of
the police and fire departments.
The second bill provides free uni
forms for members of both depart
ments
Construction of municipal bath
ing beaches under direction Of the
officer in charge of Public Buildings
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HEARING 81 / ON
KELLER BILL

8 Hearings on the Keller bin 70
establish i board of public welfare
In the District win begin II 1880
4. M. tomorrow before 9 special
subcommittee Of the House District
Committee
Representative Oscar n. Keller
of Minnesota, author Of the bill
and chairman Of the subcommittee.
has invited District welfare officials
and representatives Of local chart
table ana welfare organizations til
appear
The public utilities subcOmInit-
tee win continue hearings on the
bin providing for the repeal Of
the tax on street car riders cross
ing Highway and Key bridges.
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and public Parks is authorized in
the third measure.
The mothers pension bill will be
fourth.
Considerable opposition is likely
to develop over the bathing beach
bin as result Of the announce
ment that commercial concern Is
preparing to construct a chain OF
pools.
Several other fuls have been re-
ported by the committee, but have
not been placed upon the program.
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GIT III: n s
SU BNI
REPORT

In compliance with the request
of the House District Committee,
the Citizens Advisory Council to-
day sent to Congress a report
covering its recommendations on
outstanding District legislation.
Additional reports will be sub
mitted in the near future, 1t was
Indicated.
The council notified Congress
that, in its opinion, the pending
legislation providing a permanent
plan for the settlement of the
fiscal relationship problem, be-
tween the Federal and District
governments, is the most i'm
portant local matter now pending.
Business Basis Urged
I'VE regard as of first importance
to the people OF the District Of Co
lumbia the elimination Of this an
nual controversy and reduction OF
this purely hasiness proposition to
sound and definite business basis,
the council reported.
The council recommends that,
until plan is provided, appropria-
tons should be made on a 6O-40
ratio.
There is now pending in the
House a bill by Representative
Louis C. Champion of Michigan
providing that a lump sum, contri-
button shall be made by the Fed
eral Government, and all remaining
expenses met from District revenues.
Committee Meets This Month.
/ Thorough consideration of the
fiscal relationship matter will be
given by the House Appropriation
Committee when the District esti-
mates come up for hearing about
February Is. The fiscal relation
ship plan will be the first item
discussed by the committee. It is
probable that the advice of the
Citizens Advisory Council will be
sought by the committee, although
this has not yet been definitely
decided.
The council lists repeal of the
Borland amendment, assessing the
cost Of street paving against adj
Joining property owners, as the
second most important District
4
ton, in the order of Importance, is
listed by the council as follows
Elimination of grade crossings.
! Elimination of the Michigan Avenue
crossing is provided in the first
deficiency appropriation bill and
was approved yesterday by the
House.
Extension of Fourteenth Street
through Walter Reid Hospital
grounds and the closing Of the other
streets within the reservation.
Construction Of a new building
for the office OF recorder of deeds.
4 Amendment of the real and per-
sonal tax laws of the District, in
accordance with a bill introduced in
the last Congress.
Amendment Of the law providing
| for taxation of national banks,
trust companies and savings banks.
Enlargement Of the public utili-
ties commission.
ton.
Creation OF q public welfare
board.
Amendment of the District traf-
fic act. so as to broaden the powers
of the traffic director.
Enactment Of an insurance code.
Increase in the number of public
libraries.
Amendment Of the coming act, SO
as to clarity the language and pre-
| vent legal controversies.
Opening of a thoroughfare from
Georgia avenue to Ninth street,
north OF Florida avenue.
Enlargement of the sewage dis
posal plant.
/ Transfer to the District of the
Anacostia park tree nursery.
Registration and licensing Of en-
gineers
Regulation and licensing of mas
ter plumbers and gas filters.
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iHgAnn.tegzEnI0
>aaazset By BILL PRICE sTe Us e1r ofilcr
BOTH DUE AT zoo

BOTH DUE AT 2:02
Said Sue to her sutton, at SiowT:
"My tutor, at 2:02. Is dtoar."
So, the sutton due tiottr,
At 2:O2, too, kni0ttT,
THE tattor. too. at 2:O2, tuds dioStG.
EDWIN /. -SHOPE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-02-05
ST. LOUIS MAN GETS
EDUCATION POST HERE

John o. Malott, of st. Louis
today was appointed specialist in
commercial education of the Blu
reau of Education.
His duties will comprise a study
of the present status of commercial
education in public and private in
situations Of all grades.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-02-05

I'm thinking of Tarzan of the
Apes, and how he lived In trees.
making q monkey of himself and
scratching, scratching for fleas.
He had no automobiles and not
very much sense, but for all that
he had q time immense.
The grocer is q noble man. be
sells the people much canned food.
IF he can always get the. cash In
hand he's seldom rough or rude.
You'll wonder why we sing OF the
groceryman this time. COnflden-
TALLY, we brought him in TO make
this thing rhyme.
The movie hero on the screen is
always at his best. but every time
he <arns around he wears q hif-
fereEt vest. He naarriea quite
often, hut, seems to think his wives
are phoney, for he's always paying
out his salary In alim0ny.
And 20 you see we rumble on,
Just Hike the Mississippi. IL doesn't
naatt0r what you write 50 long
rs - 10 somewhat dippy.
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AUDIT
TO START
At ONCE

prosecute the investigation Of al
legged retail coal profiteering in
the District Of Columbia to the
limit.
1t armed the Senate District
Committee with full authority to
examine the books Of the local
coal dealers and to find out where
the real source Of high bituminous
prices IN Washington lies.
Action Unanimous
The action taken by the Senate
was unanimous. and all discussion
before the resolution was passed
was in strong approval Of the pres
ent policy Of Senator Capper and
his associates on the District Com
mittee.
Although It Is not likely the In.
quiry win involve any expense, be-
cause the auditing Of the books is
to be done By Government account
ants under the direction Of Comp
troIler General McCarl, the resolt1-
ton presented to the Senate today
by Senator Fess, acting for the
audit and control committee, an
/ thorizes the District COMMITTEES to
draw on the contingent fund 81
the Senate for whatever expet
are necessary.
Senator Capper expects that Nc.
Carl will begin the auditing Of the
coal dealers books Immediately and
will have a report ready for the
District committee in q week or
ten days.
Should coal dealers refuse to per.
NIT an audit OF their books, the
next step remains to be determined.
Borah Pessimistic
Senator Borah in the debate de-
clared:
There isn't any doubt in my
mind that there Is profiteering in
coal in this city, but l do not see
how the consumers are to get any
benefit from the investigation.
1T is the usual practice OF the
Senate to receive these reports and
then do nothing with them. That Is
what we did with the coal commits
sion report, which now rests in the
Senate archieves.'
Senator Howell of Nebraska de.
clared coal profiteering in the Dis.
trict of Columbia would cease In.
stantly II Congress would empower
the Government fuel yards to sell
coal to local consumers. This was
the experience Of Omaha and many
other cities, Senator Howell de.
clared.
II do not believe in the Govern.
ment going into business" said
| Senator Howell, "but I am in favor
or public competition as q means
to an end. intend to call up my
resolution providing for sale OF
coal from the Government fuel
yards in Washington at the earliest
opportunity"
Two resolutions were adopted by
the Senate today. one giving the
Senate District Committee general
authority to hold hearings and the
other giving specific authority to
the committee to inquire into local
coal prices, profits, overhead ex-
penses and so forth, and to as
certain the present and past prices
| OF bituminous coal charged by
operators who serve the Washing
ton District
| New England is snowbound this
morning" said Copeland. New
York and New Jersey are snow.
bound. No coal is being moved in
that section Of the country today
because of the snow. 1 grieve
that Senators refuse to take any
action when the President could
! settle this strike in two hours if
he set himself to it,"
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AutOrnOfiye
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ted Ads n Both Tie Tines and Herald Is Sc
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.AutonOtive
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LOO * &!
MR.. BURREL.L-

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New Up-to-Date Apartments
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t. M. G.
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.dUARA NTEED I'm
WRITING
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for youif prices mean anything

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