The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-06-02
SMALL TOWN TALK

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! .'The world is to go on for another $685. $685.
OOO, 900 years" we are told in the Nations Bris-
ness magazine. Wot relief Wot relief!
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One thing has been discovered by the boot
tlegsers, and disclosed by Abe Martin and that
is that a man who drinks, will drink anything.
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People used to be afraid it would rain on
Fourth of July or Decoration Day or Sunday.
Now they are afraid it won't.
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young woman who is just beginning the
study of the pipe organ is regretting that she
hadn't preceded this study by learning how to
Charleston.
The dandelion is the best little crop in the
world for quick and rapid growth during arid
seasons The only drawback is that fellow is
apt to be regarded with suspicion when he is
harvesting it.
One thing we crave-and that is freedom
from any more alleged jokes on Pilsudski's names.
The old line about it being a cross between a
drug store and stein Of beer has been worked in
every possible combination, and we hope the poor
old joke may be allowed to rest in peace.
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One road in this vicinity never submits to
that popular form of identifying, the permanent
wave. The mean is the one Sherman
Payne beautfies-you know, the nice smooth
one that you hit right west of the school house
on Number IA. That's our idea of ROAD!
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We have no prejudice against little clev-
erly- applied makeup-n fact we rather think it
somewhat improves the appearance of the aver
age girl. But when Miss Average Girl makes
her face resemble cherry Jello pudding, decor.
ated with one huge and very white marshmallow
the effect is not pleasing.
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LIE Sueur County has four candidates for the
state senate, three for clerk Of court, three fol
Superintendent of county schools and other can
didates too numerous to mention. There ar
worse things than being the editor of countr,
newspaper in LeSueur County in a campag
Iyear. Z
'No woman is free until all women ar
free was what Doris Stevens, vice president 0
the National Womans Party recently told
group of her sex. Sounds to us like feminn
version of that remark of Theodore Roosevelt
that "This will not be good world for any {
us to live in until it is good world for AL
of us to live ip.'
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prosperity is crossing the river" was tt
subject of one of Herbert Kauffman's recent ed
a. torials Maybe SOL There is nothing to NAL
". US. think she is not crossing it away from i
as stead of toward us. Optimism is of the fiji
e. est qualities in the world, but KauffmaE's is
m bit too general to have much significance to pra
no ticai-minded northwesterners.
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ao- "Christianson Defends State Budget Sy
;tv tenn" said recent headline. No such thin
The State Budget System never needed defen
blv except to few lunkerhead minds with which
is wouldn't waste time anyway. What the Cove
nor probably did was to EXPLAIN the Syste
md bit more clearly to still unconvinced sou
md But defense? Not in a thousand years!
els, -
-; Dorothy Dix is running competition to J
nod Reynolds on the editorial page of the 'Manks
,.- Free Press. There is one woman Joe will ha
a hard time putting in her place." We no
,,r Dorothy makes the old boy realize all the fau
nd and follies of her sex-and to have her do t
70. right on Joe's own page is an extra bright ,
~ feather in her cap.
VIM Weber, editor Of the Slayton Herald,
nso cupied the pulpit of the Methodist Church in
|, If home town one Sunday evening recently. No
ing so terribly startling about that even tho,
VIM is Catholic well as an amazingly g
to eoltor anu speaAei "s e eo' w.
light cnes. io' u .nlnss ese,s .e"spepe. ~. =.
will would like to tell the puonc IN iace.to-is
talk about publicity as from the viewp'
os+;- of the publisher.
rom
af- Frank Day thinks the Urinary Electioh
hit" is too sacred to be touched or even CONNER
on disparagingy. One of the reasons he c
con- for its sacredness is tnat FRANK LEAGUE
sist- julius Haycraft heiped TO put II over. we
alco- believe either OF them VIII ADMIT Tue 'iu'i
phor. Franks statement but IS true We