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GLASS:

yT MUST BE terrible to live Italy, Mawruss you
isomething insulting Mussoini you've to to JAIL
Abe other day. (which considering that Mus
very ouchy people saying something insulting about
him. and it's hard for anybody to anything about him which
amt insulting toucy understand it's pra
miracle that people in Italy amt divided into two classes:
eonvicts deafand-dummies."
why don't the Italians talk about something that
body insult anywhere like the weather." Morris Permutter
But people are talking insulngly about tn. weather"
Abe said especially in this country after you've talked
nutngy about the weather you're through il happen
writing for the newspapers after you talk inngy about
thing else but the weather you're through also"
(which week, Mawruss" Abe continued,
for years by the New York
Daily Cloak had picture baby swallowing
open safety pin the time saying zowe loop
out Of its mouth understand and right the National
Association Of Safety Pin Manufacturers emergency
sed for that resolutions against
portrait painter and is az
ranging paint Coolidge Russian olfhound
be hung in the State Capitol of State which will pay
the frame"
whole lot better the Safety
Mussoni and could this here jail"
NEW STYLE FICTION
'Sure know" Abe said, but every national
Users association would put everybody jail
product Mswruss what would do with prohibition
Shoot themi"
paying newspaper good to boost his product
Of the magazine be don't feel pleased that the
writer earton knock product another part
magazine" instance Abe what
the Corporation running full
advertisement Of wooden underwear national magazine
three Of the magazine taken doctor writing
article in which he shows that from wearing
number Of people have got pneumonia when they left Off
while Of cotton underwear only
ton underwear when they left it on"
''Then suppose it's your IDEA that the maya
zine should pick out the authors Of the magazine"
he advertisers has got more right to pick out the authors
han the authors pick the advertisers"
But the advertisers did pick the authors MawruT
AIS said the first thing you know, would be reading
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-18
The Married Life of
Helen and Warren
By MABEL HERBERT URNER
A NarrOtU Escape

his dinner coat, Warren strobe into
the sitting room. t
Her arms ached from the c1hausting
struggle with her hair. No. she couldn't
take it down again And powder re-
fused to subdue her inflamed nose and
eyes.
For her. it would be a wretched din
ner. Always painfully self-conscious,
anything that impaired her appearance
aggravated her inferiority complex.
And Landy Dring a great beauty.
The cold, austere, raised-eyebrow type.
So disconcerting. She had seen her
portrait in "The Sketch"
To sit opposite her tonight! And
the other guests
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Potash and Perlmutter Discuss
Hurt Feelings

comes knocking than boosting, Mawrus" Abe said
"Does here" Morris reorted. "WeI only few days
am reading where teuer had lot Of fun with the
bread business nowadays that bread amt
taste to no more since being with
light and air instead coroahes,
Of thinking Abe there's anything which shouldn't ought have
much flavor to yunderstand bread Which remember
some years ago. Abe only did the bread have lot Of
flavor it, also had wooden pners and bakers pants but
tons in Abe could also taste in such
bread the personal whole ceafu bakers
individual loaf
1.-THE ordinary them days had flavor Of
M chewing tobacco whsey gardepending what
hands of the oueymen baker when he naded it,
oldfashoned butter which made in farm
instead of modern butter factory Abe tasted of every
thing except and that included snuff fine cut chewing to-
bacco SPAWN remedy whatever food the farmers wife had
fried three times day, for already"
"Then suppose Mawruss also believe that dramatic
should ought praise show which adertse in
Newspaper you include theayters with the
something everybody knock and not be considered
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?
"WeI III tell you" Morris said "knocking weather has
changed about knocking heay Abe and there
fore don't difference whether people knock
it. supply weather rotten weather remains
the supply of good plays and rotten plays and
anyhow Abe people don't pay attention to what
than would be printed in the right
hand corner Of the front page and read: "so Rising Tempe
ture Followed by Rain"
ain spite of reports Abe, thousands people get
caught by spite of dramatic ckets thou
sands of people get caught by even worse plays understand
because they expect the worst in them two uncertain PROPOSE
ons anything terrible in heayers and the weather.
is considered pretty good"
"But when comes to clothing, Shoes
Abe" sad people expect the of the
national advertisers good therefore, Abe my mind
safety pin national advertisers and made
their product they had much right to object to
toonist in America Mussolini would in Italy"
More right" concluded, "beause Mussoin amt
advertiser He's international advertiser and he don't
- lcosgaus4 ssss ~ 1uAs.s.. lAAl -zsvs-.---
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-18

Mr. Walton said all right he didn't have Argument with
ar Old Customer.
At the Butcher Shop the wachu Housewife
smack into the High Cost of Living In telling Mr.. Walton of
those Items which should than Dime she forgot
mention Beeftea Now she had Blood her Eye when she
faced Mr. Holden because of late he had been charging Full
Price namely Cents Pound for socaed Steak which had
be beaten for Hour with Potato Maser before dipped
in the Flour
Mr. Holden said he could give her Chuck Round for
Cents but for Slon Pohouse he simply had get Twelve
and Half Mrs Goodbe ntmaed that such Talk merely
the Bunk and that Mr. Holden acuated by Desire
TO get rich all at
She gave him such Laying Out that before she left he put
Beef Heart and Half OF Liver into her Basket and told her
take them along Free Gratis and he sorry that Meat had
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-18
IN THE CHEAP LONG AGO.

Mr.. Goodbe thought it Small Business and said in
many words but Mr.. Glon defended himself He said. his
Overhead just eating him up He said that his Chef alone
$40 Week. which would give Idea of the general Drain
the Finances.
Mr.. Goodb called Attention the Fact that each pie
being into Wedges instead He said that when he
ordered Piece of Pie he wanted Real One and willing
pay for it The Talk have got under Mr. Gions Hide be-
just Mr. Goodbe and Friend walking he called
them back and gave each of them good Five Cent Segar
AS if to add tragic Climax these unhappy Developments
there Message from the Kitchen just before Supper that
the Kidder Dairy Co. had raised the Price of Milk Cents
Quart
Il guess People think we're made of Money said Mr. Good
bic, bitterly.
They had intended the Opera House that Evening
hear the Jubilee Singers but after checking all Of the
rageous Extorion they decided stay Home and play All
thors Mr. Goodbe when he said that Show in the
World was worth Is Cents.
All of which is Fable 1t really happened But not this
Year happened while Grover Cleveland Sheriff up
Buffalo, n. Y.
Moral: Cocoanuts still cheap in the South Sea
Islands.
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ROLLED ABOUT IS CENT EGGS.

20 don't know said Mr. Goodbe in Tone suggestive OF
Tolerance "A good Hired Girl that does the Washing is worth
S, Week The only Objection have to Marie that she wastes
the Fuel It's becoming quite Item now with Wood up to 81
Cord" ,
This Thing of demanding Pay Just to be IN the
AIR" said Mrs Goodbe Il talking Mr. Livingston. the
Coored Gentleman about coming do some Odd Jobs and
what do YOU think he Fifteen Gents Hour or Dollar
Ten if YOU keep him all Day remember when that kind
of Help never got than Is Cents Day 1t just seems as
If YOU can't turn around these Days without getting gPPed
The above Farley merely Getaway Day OF Ir1bu
lation.
Along in the Morning the good Woman hooked her Arm
through Market Basket and went out shopping tor FoodStus
She had Run-n the first Place because Mr. Walton who
kept the Grocery wanted gouge her Is Cents Dozen for good
guaranteed Eggs which had just come in from the Country
packed in Oats
"What the large Idea she demanded Warm weather
coming on and the Hens working overtime and there's no
Excuse for Eggs being high Back Home where was raised
we always got them for Cents Dozen and that's enough Its
the same way with Butter Where do you get all that Stuff about
asking 10 Gents Pound? Last year Shilling or Pounds
Tor Quarter and that high enough because the Regular
Price has ALWAYS been Cents Mother always told me never to
paw more than Dime for Pound OF Butter Dozen Eggs
Peck of Potatoes Watermelon Gallon of Cider Vinegar or an
Arr1frl of Roasting Ears"
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Butter Just like finding Mr. Walton explained that he paid
the Farmers full Price and all he made the Profit the
ctandse they took in Exchange.
lust to pacate Mrs Goodbe he showed her large sawar
Fowl in Coop said would be all right if you boiled long
enough and could take along for 80 Cents Mrs Goodbe
said she thought Two Bits enough for tough old Boiler
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-18
PRoFITEERING RESTAURANT BARON.

In the Meantime happened that Mr. Goodbe instead of
tending Business had surrendered the Lure of the awakening
Season and dickerng with Mr. Wdberg for Spring Suit
He found One that looked snappy and fitted him like Glove but
he almost had Hemorrhage when the Cohier Offered TO
up for Eighteen Dollars He just the told Mr.. Wild
berg that any who would ask SIS for Suit of Clothes
Burglar.
In vain did Mr. Wildberg remind him that the Suit ALL
Wool and TalorNlade and had Silk Lining in the upper Coat
Pocket which could be pulled look like Handkerchief At
last Mr. Wdberg down Seventeen Fifty and threw
Pair of Suspende but Mr. Goodb when he with the
Bundle under his Arm still moaning feeb, if he had lost
a lot of Blood
At Home the Missus having it with the Help. She
told Marie that she had talked Mr. Goodbe granting the Raise
but if Marie be slapped the Face with So every week
would be understood that she would stay the Job Days
Week and bring the Wood they could afford pay the
Hgbe Boy do the Chores when they had in the House Girl
with Nothing do except look after Family of Four.
Marie almost vertgoed by her Good oFrtne She knew
that at last she could realize her ambition and buy Imitation
Coral Pin her Bosom.
Mr. Goodbie did not home for Dinner but took pros
pecve Customer the Globe Cafe where little Unpleas
developed because the Check IS Cents and all Mr.
Goodbe had Roast Beef Mashed Potatoes Sewed Corn Beet
Salad, Apple Butter, Hominy Rolls Pie and Coffee.
For long Time the regular Charge any Eating House for
Snack the Middle of the Day had been Cents and here
Mr. Gallon irving sneak Dime from his Customers
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-18

~ nee there was Man who lived in House with gsaw
ScallOps under the caves The Man had Wife and two
- Papooses and the House had Yard around it and a
Picket Fence along the Front and WoodShed in the Rear The
Shack Haunted Porch and the interior consisted of Porch and
Sitting Room and Dining Room and Kitchen and Pantry
and four Bed Rooms and easily worth the SIS month de-
anded by the gang Landlord but when he began talk ABOUT
SIS that was nothing short of Hod-up
I'm afraid to old Pummer patch the Csten SAID
Mr. Goodbe at Breakfast Morning lf he does any Repair
ing have Hunch he will want to whoop the Rent
Hes nothing but Highway Rcbber exclaimed Mrs GOOD
bic warmly THE idea of soaking Fifteen Month Tor
House with only Rooms and the Lot only feet wide When
Pa and Ma got married they rented lovely Place for light
Month and it had Bay Window and Summer Kitchen don't
know what Things are coming Marie hosng for Raise
She thinks she ought have S. Week was only last Sum
e raised her from TwoFif and since then I've given
her an old Hat and let her have Days Off That's the Trou
bic If you're kind to them you spoil them"
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snow can't fix my hair! And it's
hopeless :"
whats the matter with il? Oh,
it's all right-slick it back"
"And I'm sight! Look at my eyes
and nose Dear, / just can't gO.'
Powder your map-youT pass.
These blamed English laundries," as,
saUlting his collar. Always glue these
button holes. Speed up now, haven I
got all night"
~ can't do a thing with my hair
II could only wear a hat! Why
can't i wear my black tullc hat =?
That's evening"
Don't wear hats TO formal dinners
in London. Might get away with that
in New York-but not over here"
&oN grOomed and distinguished y
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-18

where would that the hero and heroine eoped Rabno.
WITT straight eight 1925 Detroit and pursued by
the father in Rabinowtz vertical FOUR $1,000 b. Detroit
equipped with front and bumper courtesy lights and
that owing to the difference in which than discounted
the difference in lights the couple arrived hours
ahead Of the father the Van Saey hotel 1000 and
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-18
BUTCHER HAS AN ALIBT.

Mr. Walton stood and took the Lambasng. He admitted
that Cents for Eggs and 10 Cents for Butter did purity
steep but he explained that the Farmers busy with their
Spring Work and didn't Town very often to trade
their Produce He allowed also that the Farmers Wives were
getting be sfess They didn't ChuTn often they used
when they knew they could get 10 Cents Pound Tor Their
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-18
WEATHER AND DRAMA.

90" ell amt that better than giving the whole industry
black by having the young couple story arriving
hotel without where there forty
bath and where every guest register particularly bold
handwriting inwe7 asked.
But that only goes that there's funny daI
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-18
The Sad Fable of How It Costs Much More to Live

up but his Shop Rent had been raised SS Month and he had
pay Helper $40 Month and the Expenses JUST eating
him
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-18

What Would We Do With Our Prohibition Vosors? Shoe
Them?
1000 baths where the guest is king, hoy for travellers who
know, under the personal George Van Saey
formerly Of the BeIIevueGinsburg hotel, New York"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1926-01-29
ESSENCE OF ALL
CURRENT AFFAIRS
A Summary for Busy Readers,
Of the Significant Doings
Of The Day.
OCCURRENCES OF INTEREST
Progress Of ne World In General
Legislative Activities at the Ma.
tIons CapitaI-News From Ev-
sE Corner Of the Country.
WASHINGTON

Marcus Garvey. Negro President Of
The African Republic" will be deport.
ed back to the West Indies. The De-
partment Of Labor has an order for
his deportation and when his term ex-
pires-which is believed to be in Feb
ruary-he will be sent away.
Colonel William Mitchell may be
gagged" and prevented by a ruling
from the judge advocate general Of
the army from discussing military af-
Fairs before Congressional committees
q his sentence is approved by the
President
Tax reduction measure presented to
Senate by Chairman Smoot
New French Ambassador assures
Coolidge his nation will seek prompt
debt agreement
Virginia Supreme Court sustains
iecsSion against Southern Railway
stockholders in S29.OOO,O0O action
A truce between the World Courts
proponents and antagonists in the
Senate is on An effort TO reach an
Agreement to vote on the pending res
tulhsion is in progress.
Few Senate Republicans earnestly
favor World Court. gays Mark Sulli-
van.
Only II survivors OF the Mexican
war remain on the pension rolls OF
the United States. Pension Bureau
records disclosed, six OF their fellow
veterans having died between July 1
and January l.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1926-01-29
SPORTING

The chess match between Edward
Lasker. Of Chicago. and DR.. Rosendo
Romero, champion of Cuba, reached
conclusion with Lasker as the win
ner by the score Of 20. with four
drawn.
Much improved in health. Charles
A Comiskey, president of the Chicago
White sox. arrived home from an
S,5OO-mile automobile trip to the West
Charley Paddock, world-famous
sprintcr. has written from his home
in Los Angeles to DR.. George NJ. Or
ton, Of Philadelphia, that he will start
active training March 1 and fully ex-
poets to compete in the National A. A.
U. championships there on June 25, Is
and rs.
Heavyweight title bout between
Dempsey and Tunney being promoted
for July 3 at Boyle's Thirty Acres,
Jersey City.
New York Yankees buy Spencer
Adams's release from the Senators.
Miss Helen Wills, in first real test
at Cannes, defeats English tennis
star.
Miami race track opens with bril-
liant entry.
Tom O'Rourke joins ranks OF pro-
moters for Dempsey-Wills bout.
Metropolitan Jockey Club increases
value Of four stakes by taking them
out of guaranteed list.
Fred Jacklitsh, former catcher Of
the Philadelphia National League
team, was appointed coach of the Rut.
gers baseball team. New Brunswick.
N. j., for the 1926 season.
Joekeying, stalling and sharp curves
too much for Clas Thunberg in skst-
ing.
Fred Lindstrom returns contract to
New York Giants unsigned. report
Miss Helen Wills wins her first ten
MS match abroad.
Heinie Groh must battle Lindstrom
for third base with New York Giants.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1926-01-29
FOREIGN

The Belgian Chamber OF Deputies
adopted the Treaty Of Locarno by
vote Of l24 to 4, with four abstentions.
Danger of a coup from either the
Fascist or Socialists in Hungary is
believed to have been ayerted BIZ the
diplomacy Of Premier Bethlen.
The Lafayette Escadrille will have
monument in St Cloud Park. For a
background it will have a forest and
in the foreground a lake.
A landslide caused by heavy rain
fall crashed own upon the township
of Capestrano, Italy, killing four per.
sons.
Lloyd's underwriters have paid
claim of S17, 500 for gold lost in an air.
plane crash between Dover and Bou-
logne last Nevember-the first In.
stance of the kind in the history OF
Insurance
Foreign Minister Baron Shidehara
reiterated the regret" Of his govern
ment at the Japanese exclusion clause
of the 1924 immigration law of the
United States in speech at the open.
ing OF the Japanese diet.
Lloyd George rejects proposal for
coalition of Liberal and Labor par
ties
The Anglo-Irak treaty extending the
British mandate over Irak for maxi
mum Of twenty-five years, was ap-
proved by the Irak Senate at Bagdad
with one dissenting vote The treaty
was signed last week.
Preventive serums against blood
poisoning, erysipelas, puerperal fever
and other ailments have been discov-
cred by Dr. sergius Zabolodny. pro-
fessor OF baeteriology at Lenlngrad
University. Russia, says an announce
ment by the university.
Greece and Jugoslavia negotiating
for Balkan pact,
Sales tax holds up agreement on
French financial measures.
Hungarian Parliament meets storm
lily to Investigate counterfeiting plot.
Details Of an important advance to-
ward the conquest of cancer by means
of lead treatment will be announced
soon In London This is a process
which was discovered and applied by
Professor Blair Bell of Liverpool Uni
versity and which was discussed BY
him at Toronto recently, The results
Of the treatment so far observed arc
described as extremely encouraging.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1926-01-29
WORLDS BUSINESS

Following its policy of the last sew
'eral years of obtaining its financial
requirements in the home market, the
Japanese Government floated an issue
of ek.O00,OO0 yen treasury conversion
bonds. Heavy oversubscription was
reported by cable.
Cooperative associations and ex-
changes, described as representing 90
per cent of the orange growers Of
California. filed a complaint with the
Interstate Commerce Commission
against all railroads combining for the
haul OF oranges.
Northeastern power and light com.
panies form s5oO.OOO,OoO super-sys-
TEN.
Public has won coal strike. says
John Hays Hammond.
Bacon proposes bill to divorce the
Fleet Corporation from the Shipping
Board.
Secretary OF State Kellogg again In
sists Mexican land and petroleum
laws are coniscatory.
Women's Industrial Conference
hears advocates and opponents Of
equal rights in industry"
New York retains leadership in ex-
ports.
Federal Reserve Bank and Stock
Exchange to report brokers' loans
weekly.
Important developments in the tax
situation came from the Finance Conn
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1926-01-29
WORLD NEWS IN
CONDENSED FORM

MEXICO clTY-The new allen
land law is published in the "Diario
Official" This constitutes official
PRONUNCIATION Of the measure and puts
it into effect.
RoME.-The government has lnstl-
tuted rigid system of control over
loans solicited or obtained abroad by
private Italian Industries. in order to
prevent foreign control Of Italys fun
damental industries.
SALISBURY, Rhodesla.-Di
trous floods continue in the low por-
tions Of Portuguese East Africa,
caused by forty-one inches Of rainfall
in the last ten days.
HARRISeURG.-Governor Pinehot's
coal control bills virtually killed in
Pennsylvania Legislature
NEW YoRK.-Audit shows that Of
$4,000 raised for Police Hospital
only s1,100 remained in bank.
NEW YoRK.-Goveruo Ritchie, Of
Maryland at Lawyers Club dinner
deprecates growing Federal power
PARlS.-Marshal Foeh and the 9TH
er Marshals Of France have had their
salaries raised along with all the 9TH
er military ratings Of France. At the
new scale Foch will receive some
thing less than $4,000 a year at the
present rate OF exchange.
ALBANY, N. Y.-state budoet
placed at S1Ss. s.4s4729. an increase OF
S12.2S0,204.
COLUMBUS, o.-Trustees investi.
gators told Of drinking among stu
dents at Ohio State University.
TRENTON, NJ. ia. Harry Moore
denounces volstead Act and proposes
solution Of coal strikes in inaugural
address as Governor OF New Jersey.
GENEVA.-The smallest American
Legion post in the world came into ex.
istence in Geneva, when the League
OF Nations post was organized with
only four members. comprising all the
American officials OF the seeretariat.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1926-01-29
TAX BILL IN SENATE;
CUT IS S352,66t,OOO
Committee Adds S25, 100000 to
Total of Reductions Made
by the House.

Washington.--Th Tax Reduction
bill was reported to the Senate by the
Finance Committee with total tax
cut of sS52,661,OOO, or an addition of
s25,5OO,O0O to the ss27.161,OOO reduc-
tion made by the House bill The
estimated revenue for 1926, under the
bill as it stands. is s2.396.3ss, 600
When the measure will come up for
debate was undecided because of the
tangled situation over the World
Court, but indications we're that II
Senators could reach an agreement on
day to vote on the Court the tax bill
would be taken up.
Senator Simmons, leading Demo
crat of the Finance Committee, con
cerned over the outlook for the bill in
the Senate. said that while in his re-
cent offer for final vote on February
10 was made in perfect good faith he
now foresaw a difficulty in reaching
such an agreement. Radicals OF both
parties wished to fight the bill be
cause of changes in the estate AMI
income taxes and the repeal OF the
publicity clause, and these, he added.
might enter into a formidable ALI
ance with opponents of the World
Court If that matter was shelyed
The Senator inferred that If no
agreement were made to vote on the
World Court the opponents Of the
latter would join radicals in trying to
extend discussion of the tax bill, as
they consider time an essential ele-
ment in educating the public
against the Court. Should date for
voting on the Court be agreed on. the
World Court opponents would be out
Of the way. and only the radicals
would be left to oppose obstructive
tactics to the bill. he argued. and this
would make the situation easier.
Senator Smoot worked on the re-
port to be made in behalf OF the
Finance Committee