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Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1926-01-09
DIR. J. r. COOKE
VETERINARIAN.

Practice on all live stock. Specialist
in Canine work. Hogs vaccinated,
Horses and Mules vaccinated against
Meningitis. Vaccinate your bird dog
against Distemper. Nearest Veteri-
marian to Pocomoke City. Phone night
No. SO. Day phone No. "a, Temper
anceville. Oct--24-u.
The Washington times., 1926-09-03

IS On my way to the sta
49, - arswer roll-ca1l. your
honor. and at Seventh ana =
street,, heard = crash. = SHREK,
.end S chorus Of tinkling glass.
~er around the corner ana saw
mere : Ford coupe had ignored
Z street car. and then tried 70
hack out Of Il.
While / was getting the names
~ witnesses the defendant jumped
s1fo The challenging machine ana
!. n,slIed around into 9 Street. he
eouldn,t 20 very fast with three
flat fIres and q bent axle. ana
aslsed him for his permit. re
said he'd left it up In Sew
Jersey.
Boob: s'I was teaching LADY
"a drive. your honor. cont
know anything about washington
traffic regulati ions
THE court: 81 won't say that is
the only qualification REQUIRED OF
casual instructors. but it's the one
most frequently met with. Ia
ray you're an ordinary. aver
Boob: ssI can drive all right In
New Jersey, your honor.
HE! Hip-pocket! HuFrahl
'sYou can do almost anything
IN New Jersey, but you have to
The Washington times., 1926-09-03

liquor cases have become 50 numer-
Gus that the 1896 docket probably
viii be one Of the largest In the
history Of the court. Six hundred
cases are on the docket now.
The high court has now reduced
the time required to reach q case on
the docket from four years to one.
Attaches Of the court have re-
ceissed with dismay many petitions
involving liquor cases.
The Washington times., 1926-09-03
DRY CASES JAM
HIGHEST G0URT

Prohibition threatens to upset the
carefully worked out plans Of Chief
Justice Taft to speed up the United
States Supreme Court
with new rules beginning to exert
their force In reducing the time re-
uuired to hear and decide cases,
The Washington times., 1926-09-03

81 tie family. Including NJ EIlek
we're thrown from their beds but
were nor injured
Police are investigating on the
theory that political enemies Of
Mr Eller were back of the myS
teri0us bombing
The Washington times., 1926-09-03
czechs to Study u. S.

PRAGUE. Sept. 8. CzechOslo
ian industrialists have formed q
States to study American productions
methods.
The Washington times., 1926-09-03
SHIPS COL IIlE
IN Bis FOG

LONDON. Sept. ). An unidenti-
fled steamer was reported stranded
Off the Kentish coast today follow
ing collision with b Japanese
steamer, Andes Maru.
The Japanese vessel spent three
hours trying to locate the ship.
The Washington times., 1926-09-03
/ with the
HbiArtists
rs Cross Section Of the
Daily Grind in Judge
McMahOn's Court.
Read En- and WeeI
D DONALD MdDOUGAL
The OptiInIst


81 The OptimIst
If ~ was pacing him along the
gronk side Of Virginia Avenue
mt 50. miles an hour from South
l CAPITOL to Second Street, your
{ honor. He swung over on the
firht side there, and then swung
cut to pass q car in front of him,
! and cut back So quick his hat
blew OF. He pulled up sharp
Without signal and went into
reverse. The other car got out
Of the way partly by > quick
turn TO the left and partly BY
bull luck. Everybody drove that
way, he claimed, and he 0idn'
zee Why I picked on him.
Boob: 1--WE nothing 70 say
sour honor. ! just got caught,
The court, sNot quite. There's
SIS fine 20 be heard from
A New One
ssFza vas puIling 81 miles an
hour down Pennsylvania Avenue
Northeast. your honor. he sal4
he'd lost his permit ana naun =
aeen his registration card Tor Two
months. and didn't realize now
800 he was going, and coulun' I
Faisa any collateral. Hes been
locked Nh since last evening.
BOOB: I'VE were running down
Mn vour honor. and didn't
1iixa e nut my brakes on too
hard for fear Of burning them
out.
But MOI 30 Good
a.ha eourts you're more care
+ RaI 81 your brake-bands than you
arn Of your pocketbook Mnere
GrsN your registration card
II don't own the car, youE
honnr
"a doesn't make any difference
e1llo owns 1.-THE regulations 1oE--.
IA vou to detve q car unless You
have the registration ticket Win
s.I,ba owner Of the car had the
tselrek. YOU honor. only dl0n
know e then.
Whero was the owner
een The back seat. We were
'vlvinr 81, from Chesapeake Beaen,
Sad - got tired and asked me
- ta1re the wheels
sssshefsa. 4 short drive what
sse him 90 tired7
a Breath o. Suspicion
re cop (mumbling): Pulling
AXIS. I'd says judging from ms
breath
II donx know. your honor
e 5,lat wasn't fit 70 drive. ! loAs
nv permit too months $50. put
& stheught it was better g orlys
lthos1f one than to let him kl,.
s.Sneone. He vas webbing Al
ever fhe road when Z took tne
wheel a,,vi,.
81 ssive sIr-pm ont d work ana
.n.f afford the so cents new
s. W. you're out Of work =
-. worst time there ID 70 ylolsse
~ traffic regulations. Etys dol'
lars over al.
The Washington times., 1926-09-03

be more particular IN the District.
Have you Washington permit
mo, slr-but didn't think It
would do any harm to pull the
car out OF the way after the acct-
dent"
twas the coupe blocking traf.
fic, offlcer?"
Eyes. sir machines couldn't get
by there without running on the
wrong side OF the street.
1t seems to. the court that
this transaction was within the
letter. but not the spirit. Of the
law. and the case is dismissed"
rom ewing XII e small enough
The Washington times., 1926-09-03
HOME NRE GNED
BY BOMB
h international Nsws Service

Hy international News Services
CHICAGO, sept. The home ct
Morris Eiler. leading figure II
Republican politics ii Chicago and
Cook county was wrecked hy
bomb early today Five members
The Washington times., 1926-09-03

'o'~ resving kit is small enough
10 be packed in thimble. which is
- screwed to its base.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1926-01-28
One Thing That Has Been Settled Is the Political
Destiny of Canada
By SIR JOHN WILSON, K. B., Toronto, Ont.

NE thing that has been settled is the political destiny Of Canada
a. ID The provinces united government,
will not separate from another from the mother
try. Sir Wid Laurer said of the British empire "You
discuss problems improvements there occasion to discuss Prob
lens of existence We could not from considerations sepc alone
admission the United States than half
century to make nation To confess failure would be to deny
Canadians in their country the qualities which they exhibit in
other country We could the United States only defeated
conquered people, defeated by inability work together for
purposes conquered by want faith ourselves and lack Of
dence opportunities which the gods The
of Canadian would lose its place honor the world and all that
by sacrifice and endurance Old World befd would have
ened significance not be utterly thrown Even Americans
who hold respect would think if sought absorption
in the republic people who unequal their destiny and
subject the American family The Canadian national experiment
would down poey the great failure human history and
those responsible for the failure pnes and futile generation For
tunate however, face such required make
such decision AS public tell Often nation and
shall continue to be nation increasing confidence unity
strength and in dignity the respect and goodwill American
nghbors who wish well well influence
thory in the British commonwealth
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1926-01-28
WORLDS BUSINESS

Following its policy of the last sew
eral years of obtaining its financial
requirements in the home market, the
Japanese Government fioated an issue
of 65,000,000 yen treasury conversion
bonds. Heavy oversubscription was
reported by cable.
Cooperative associations and ex-
changes, described as representing 30
per cent of the orange growers Of
California, filed complaint with the
Interstate Commerce Commission
against all railroads combining for the
haul of oranges.
Northeastern power and light COM
panies form $5OO,OOO,OOO super-sys-
tenn.
Public has won coal strike, says
John Hays Hammond.
Bacon proposes bill to divorce the
Fleet Corporation from the Shipping
Board.
Secretary Of State Kellogg again in
sists Mexican land and petroleum
laws are confiscatory.
Women's Industrial Conference
hears advocates and opponents Of
equal rights in industry"
New York retains leadership in ex-
ports
Federal Reserve Bank and Stock
Exchange to report brokers' loans
weekly.
Important developments In the tax
situation came from the Finance Com
mittee. OF the Senate and from the
White House. The Finance Commit
tee increased the corporation tax to
1874 per cent. President Coolidge
made it clear that he did not favor
immediate repeal of the Inheritance
tax.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1926-01-28
SPORTING

The chess match between Edward
Lasker, of Chicago, and DR.. Rosendo
Romero, champion of Cuba, reached
a conclusion with Lasker as the win
ner by the score of 20, with four
drawn
Much improved in health, Charles
I A. Comiskey. president Of the Chicago
White Sox, arrived home from an
S,5O0-mile automobile trip to the West.
Charley Paddock, world-famous
sprinter, has written from his home
in Los Angeles to DIR. George M. Or
ton, of Philadelphia, that he will start
active training March 1 and fully ex-
poets to compete in the National A. A.
U. championships there on June rs, 26
and 49,
Heavyweight title bout between
Dempsey and Tunney being promoted
! for July at Boyle's Thirty Acres,
Jersey city.
New York Yankees buy Spencer
Adams's release from the Senators.
Miss Helen Wills, in first real test
at Cannes, defeats English tennis
star.
Miami race track opens with bril-
liant entry.
Tom O'Rourke joins ranks of pro-
motors for Dempsey-Wills bout.
Metropolitan Jockey Club increases
value of four stakes by taking them
out of guaranteed list.
Fred Jacklitsh, former catcher of
the Philadelphia National League
team, was appointed coach Of the Rut-
gers baseball team, New Brunswick,
N. j., for the 1926 season.
Jockeying, stalling and sharp curves
too much for elias Thunberg in skat-
ing.
Fred Lindstrom returns contract to
New York Giants unsigned, report.
Miss Helen Wills wins her first ten
mis- match abroad
Heinie Groh must battle Lindstrom
for third base with New York Giants,
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1926-01-28
FOREIGN

The Belgian Chamber of Deputies
adopted the Treaty of Locarno by a
vote Of 124 to 4, with four abstentions
Danger of coup from either the
Fascist or Socialists in Hungary is
believed to have been averted by the
diplomacy Of Premier Bethlen.
The Lafayette Escadrille will have
a monument in St. Cloud Park. For a
background it will have forest and
in the foreground a lake.
A landslide caused by heavy rain
fall crashed own upon the township
Of Capestrano, Italy. killing four per
sons.
Lloyd's underwriters have paid a
claim of SIT 500 for gold lost in an air.
plane crash between Dover and Bou-
logne last Nevember-the first in
stance OF the kind in the history of
insurance.
Foreign Minister Baron Shidehara
reiterated the regret Of his govern
ment at the Japanese exclusion clause
of the 1924 immigration law Of the
United States in a speech at the open
ing of the Japanese diet.
Lloyd George rejects proposal for
coalition Of Liberal and Labor par
ties.
The Anglo-Irak treaty extending the
British mandate over Irak for a maxi
mum OF twenty-five years, was ap-
proved by the Irak Senate at Ragdad
with one dissenting vote The treaty
.x.oc ,.sk~., ~ 10
Preventive serums against blood
poisoning, erysipelas. puerperal fever
and other ailments have been discov-
cred by DR.. Sergius Zabolodny. pro-
lessor of bacteriology at Leningrad
University. Russia says an announce
ment by the university.
Greece and JugosIavia negotiating
for Balkan pact.
Sales tax holds up agreement on
French financial measures.
Hungarian Parliame.t meets storm
ily to investigate counterfeiting plot
Details of an important advance to-
ward the conquest of cancer by means
Of lead treatment viii be announced
soon In London This is process
which was discovered and applied BY
Professor Blair Bell Of Liverpool Uni
versity and which was discussed BY
him at Toronto recently. The results
Of the treatment SO far observed arc
described as extremely encouraging.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1926-01-28
TRENCH WARFARE

IF ALL this stuff about germs is true,
how does 1t happen that anybody is
aIive2
The question is a perfectly fair one
and its answer makes strange and
wonderful story. If we are, at all
times, surrounded by these invisible
carriers of death, why isn't everybody
dead? Because of the ability to re-
sist and overcome disease which the
human body has acquired in past ages
But how does the body defend it.
self against its outside enemies? Very.
much the same as the nation defends
Itself against invaders
The body, in health, is like ma
ton at peace. There is no excitement,
no disturbance. The body is made up
OF millions of cells, just as the nation
Is made up of millions of people But
when everything is peaceful, each cell
goes about its own business. The red
blood cells go about their business OF
carriers Of traffic, hauling oxygen into
the cells and hauling carbon dioxide'
out to be dumped, travelling on the
main roads and paths formed by the
arteries and veins.
On the roads are found few pO-
licemen, in the form of white blood
cells, sauntering along the roads, keep
ing the peace and watching for the
stray criminal But the reserves are
In the barracks in the bone marrow,
the spleen and the lymph glands. Any
occasional invader can be taken care
of by the police.
But suddenly an important position
in the lungs is captured by a strong
force of tuberculosis germs. They at
once begin to increase in numbers, iiv-
ing off of the surrounding country and
throwing poison gas into the body in
the form of the toxins or poisons
which they make.
Then the order for mobilization is
issued and the reserves rush out OF
their barracks and down the roads to
the point of attack If they are strong
enough, they drag the invaders out,
carry them to the frontier and throw
them out of the country. If they can't
do this, they do just what the Allies
did in Flanders. They "dig in and
throw up wall around the invading
force to keep them from spreading.
Just the same thing, only in France
it was called Zine Of defense" and
in the body it is called an ''infamma-
tory reaction" Finally, the white,
cells build barbed-wire entanglements7
in front Of the trenches to surround
the enemy, only they are called con-
nective tissue formations.
Then the white-celled troops, like
the French, say: "They shall not
pass"
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1926-01-28

Members of women's auxiliary to
Sons of Veterans camp want
changes made in the mural painting Of
the decoration Of the colors Of the
104th Infantry which is to be hung in
the state capitol at Boston. The
sketch of the painting shows only two
thirds of the national flag, and they
contend that the whole should be
shown.
A will dated October 8, 1858, made
by Mrs Mary Elizabeth Dickinson Of
Brooklyn, who died July 80, 1897, was
filed for probate with Surrogate Win
gate in Brooklyn, N. Y. 1t leaves real
estate worth $1,000 to three children.
William c. Patterson, reputed the
worlds oldest executioner, who super
vised the legal killing of SO men and a
woman in Auburn prison, New York,
died in Hornell in his eighty-fourth
year, never awakening from his Sleep
Petting places for the poor were
urged upon the national recreational
conference at washington by Ethel
bert Stewart, commissioner Of labor
STATISTICS.
President Coolidge issued call for
a Street and Highway Safety Confer
ence.
Profteering by retail soft coal deal
ers was charged by Senator Reed, OF
Pennsylvania.
French Ambassador Berenger told
President Coolidge France proposed
to pay its debts as promptly as pos
sible.
Hearings on charges against Fed
eral Judge Harry B. Anderson, of
Western Tennessee, were begun.
Tetraethyl lead gasoline held. not
menace to public health.
Delay in calling arms parley urged
in Italy.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1926-01-28
A Summary for Busy Readers
Of the Significant Doings
Of the Day.
OCCURRENCES OF INTEREST
Progress Of the World In General
Legislative Activities at the Ma
tion's capital--News From Ev-
cry Corner Of the Country.
WASHINGTON

Marcus Carney, Negro president of
the African Republic will be deport-
ed back to the West Indies. The De-
pertinent of Labor has an order for
his deportation and when his term ex-
pires which is believed to be in Feb
ruaryh he will be sent away.
Colonel William Mitchell may be
gagged" and prevented by ruling
from the judge advocate general of
the army from discussing military af-
fairs before Congressional committees
if his sentence is approved by the
President.
Tax reduction measure presented to
Senate by Chairman Smoot.
New French Ambassador assures
Coolidge his nation will seek prompt
debt agreement.
Virginia Supreme Court sustains
decision against Southern Railway
stockholders in $4,000. 900 action.
A truce between the World Courts
proponents and antagonists in the
Senate is on. An effort to reach an
agreement to vote on the pending res
olution is in progress.
Few Senate Republicans earnestly
favor World Court. says Mark Sulli-
van.
Only II survivors of the Mexican
war remain on the pension rolls Of
the United States, Pension Bureau
records disclosed, six of their fellow
veterans having died between July /
and January l.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1926-01-28
GENERAL

Flood conditions resulting from an
ice gorge in the Allegheny river five
miles below Franklin, Pa, have re-
suited in $150,00O damage.
Lem Titles attempt to sell his
daughter, Bertha, thirteen years old,
to Joseph Parr, forty-nine, for 500
led him and Parr into cells in the city
jail in Dubuque, la.
The headless and legless body Of a
woman, victim possibly of skilled
surgeon, that was found in the wood
near the Rose Tree Hunt Club, near
Media, Pa, was identified as that of
Anna May Dietrich, thirty-four, of Nor
wood Pa.
The sesqui-centennial exposition in
celebration of the 150th anniversary
Of the signing Of the Declaration of
Independence will open in Philadel-
phia June /. as originally planned
General Summerall seeks to inn
prove living conditions of officers and
men on Governors Island.
Former Mayor Hylan OF New York
joins Florida land operators
Emergency coal reaches Bellevue
Hospital. New York, after heat has
been off for three hours.
Shenandoah, Pa, business men urge
Coolidge to bring, miners and oper-
ntors together.
Gov, Richie Of Maryland, pleads for
State rights at Lawyers Club dinner,
New York. in memory Of Chief JUS
tice Marshall
Five hundred pilgrims sail from
New York for Holy Land
Report on safety of tetra-ethyI gabo-
line approved by experts
A bottle of seized BOOTLEG liqubr.
accidentally demolished In WashiRg-
ton burned white depression IN tlhe
concrete floor.
An immigrant boy twenty years afko.
Joseph Captain purchased the Widener
building in Philadelphia for a prize
said to be S11,c00.c00E
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1926-01-28
And You Can't Bring Up Your Boys by Gable
From the Mediterranean
By E. N. HURLEY, Chicago Capitalist.

We have become rich quickly America that have lost
balance and children suffering There
deaged business who have achieved
ting about developing horoughness
pes everything the American undertakes They
tremes golf winters in Florida trips
All the while dads vanity convnces him that he go running
his household efficiency displayed when
he the job all his waking hours And it can't be
mander Macdonald talked mother Chicago
telephone from Eh but the radio hasn't been perfected the point
where the that bring
up boys by cable from Egypt and the Mediterranean
Boys today left largely to the Of their mothers who fire.
qunty spoil them mother viii be firm enough with her daughters
but rarely with They father Where
theirs both neglect their children and leave them the
then have sad situation indeed
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1926-01-28
What Has Come of All This Rivalry, This
Struggle for Prestige and Gain?
BY vIscoUNT GRAN, in aTwenty-fve Yearg.''

What has of all this rivalry this struggle for prestige and for
gain? The thrones Berlin Germany
get on her feet receiving international help that would
have seemed incredibly humang The fragment country which
Vienna the capital has been suppant the Nations
happily
Of internal hoodhed terror and untold misery of which do not yet
the end.
The increase of ornaments that intended in each nation to
strength security
these effects On the contrary produces of the strength
of other nations of fear The growth of
ornaments Europe the of insecurity and fear caused by he
these that made inevitable This the
reading history and the lesson that the should be learning from
the the interest Of future peace the to be handed
those who after
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1926-01-28
CHICKENS AND SUNLIGHT

MT UGH has been said in these col
AvA umns about sunlight. This is
not strange when one considers that
more attention has been paid to sum
light by scientific men all over the
world in the last five years than has
been given to the subject in the pre-
ceding century. 1t almost seems as
though the sun was recent discovery
and that no one had known of it's ex-
istence until recently Today we are
beginning to realize that the sun, at
least so far as our universe is con-
cerned, is literally and actually the.
center and source of all life. We can
understand now why the old Persian
magi or wise men worshiped the sun
as the greatest power and source OF
good in the universe.
But perhaps this hasn't interested
you. "All this stuff about ultraviolet
rays is just another case of those
scientific fellows talking about some
thing nobody can see and that prJb-
ably doesn't exist" Maybe even the
newly discovered fact that sunlight,
plain everyday sunlight. will change
pale. thin, rickety child into a.
plump, rosy, healthy one doesn't in
terest you either. Another of those
doctors fads. Nothing in It,"
All right Then maybe you will be
interested in chickens. Now there's
something parctical If you can raisea
chickens that are bigger, fatter,
heavier and that will sell for more in
the market, now that's really talking.
That's practical.
Very well, let's talk about chickens,
then. Prof f. B. Hart Of the Wiscon-
sin state agricultural station took two
healthy chickens OF the same age and
variety. He put them on exactly the
same diet One chicken was exposed
to direct sunlight for half an hour
each day. The other was kept out of
the sunlight entirely. At the end OF
four weeks, the bird that had had the
proper food with sunlight had gained
14S per cent in weight and had grown
proportionately, while the chick that
had had proper food but no sunshine
had only gained % per cent. Half an
hour of sunshine day had made one
bird grow six times as fast as the
other
Then Professor Hart tried another
experiment. He took two groups of
chickens of the same size. age and
stock. He fed both groups on die
that would ordinarily produce ricketts,.
One group got ten minutes Of sun
shine a day. The other group got sun
shine all day AT the end Of six weeks
the ten-minute group all had ricketts,
and the all-day group were all healthy
and averaged 90 per cent more weight
than the others. The sunshine kept
them healthy in spite Of poor food