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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
REDS BEAT BROOKLYN.

CINCINNATI, May 22-Cincinnatl
made a clean sweep against Brooklyn
by taking the fourth game of the
series today, II to 8. Dazzy Vance
was given sound drubbing from the
start. The Reds punched enough hits
with a walk and an error in the fifth
inning to score six runs.
Cincinnati established Que of their
greatest home stays by winning IL
games out of Is played on the first
invasion of eastern teams at Redland
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
BRAVES BEAT CHICAGO.

CHICAGO, May 22.-Grover Alex
ander was given an automobile by
his friends and a to 1 beating by
Boston today, the Braves punching
hits to drive the veteran off the
mound in the ninth and even their
series with. Chicago. GeneWich, ably
supported, especially by Bancroft, let
the Cubs down with six hits to 1S
and evened the series.
Jim Cooney Chicago shortstop, re-
ported with spiked foot and was
-unahle to nlaY. Score:
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23

ST. Louis Browns, to 6, in an uphill
struggle Bob Meusel featured the
New York attack with four hits,
driving home Combs with the win
ming run in the eighth inning. Nc
Manus hit a home run with man
on base in the second. Wally Schang
was hurt in collision with Gehrig
in the eighth and had to retire in
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
Nbd IItU Tut JUIItS III OIII.
xxBatted for Hoyt in 8th.

4 XXBatted Tor HOyt IN 8th
xxxBatted for Adams in Sth
st. Louis ............0 021 zoo lOO-- .
New York ..... 900 oil 92x-- Z
Summary: Two-base hits, Lazzeri,
Ward: three base hits, Koenig; home
run, McManus; stolen bases, Sisler.
Ruth; sacrifice Jacobson; double
play, Hoyt, Koenig and Gehrig; left
on base, New York II, st. Louis 10;
Braxton 2, off Jones /, off Beall l.,
off Zachary 2; struck out, by Robert
son 6, by Braxton. 2, by Jones 2, by
Beall 1, by Hoyt 1, by Shocker L;
ertson 8 in 2-S, off Jones in 2
2-3, off Jonnard none in 1-3, off Beall
none in 1, off Zachary 4 in 1, off
Hoyt / in /, off Shocker none in Il;
hit by pitcher, by Robertson iGa-
zella); passed ball, Schang; winning
pitcher, Hoyt; losing pitcher Zachary.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
RED SOX BEAT
CHICAGO 1913:
SENATORS TIE
(By Dispatch A. p. wtrel

BOSTON, May ga bunch of base
on balls off Connally in the seventh
inning helped the Red Sox to conquer
Chicago today to the tune of IA to g..
With the bases full, Connally LET
enough men go to first to force in
three runs for Boston. Rigney had a
.Lerfect day at bat Hunnefieid oe
Chicago was put out of the game in
the seventh for excessive protesting
Score;
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
CLEVELAND WINS SERIES.
PHILADELPHIA, May 22.-Cle

PHILADELPHIA, May 22.-Cleve-
land won the final game of the pres
ent series from the Athletics here to-
day, 0 to S, taking three out of the
four games. Both Quinn and Shautc
were knocked out of the box. Al
Simmons and Joe Hauser hit home
runs, the fifth this season for each.
Score.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE

Baltimore, 2; Jersey City, /. Ga in
nings1. @
2 Reading, /; Newark; 6.
Buffalo, Z; Rochester, 8.
Syracuse, 5; Toronto, Z.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE

At Los Angeles: r. II. p.
Missions 0
Hollywood l
! oeschger, Eci<ert and Murphy; HUI
vey and Peters, Cook.
At Sacramento: R. II. r.
Portland .......s....s:. 2
Sacramento .+......... ......... 4
Lingrell, Pate and Tobin; Keating
and Alley.
At San Francisco: III II.
LOS Angeles rs ~ v
San francisco .............
Hamilton, Day and Sandberg;
Moudy and Agnew.
At oakland: R.H. f.
Seattle ............ ........... 10 Z
Oakland .A...s.. ...s... 4 13 0
Boyd, Best and e. Baldwin; De-
fancy, McKenry, Kunz and baker.
John Galsworthy, the, English novel
list, deplores the number Of wild
animals kept in captivity in this
country. Perhaps he was referring
to the rs.-Indianapolis Star.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
PIRATES TAKE SERIES.

PITTSBURGH, May 22.-Pittsburgh
won the series from the Giants, three
games to one, by annexing the. final
contest today, 6 to s. The visitors
had come from behind 10 drive old
hair to cover and establish a one run
lead in their half Of the#ninth, but
tie Pirates rallied in their session
end scored twice IScoIe.,Ex 8
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. TIN.

WASHINGTON, May 22. = Todays
game between washington and De-
troit, held up nearly an hour at the
start by rain, ended in 6 to tie
It was called at the end of the eighth
to allow the Tigers to catch a train
Cobb made three hits, one of them a
dn1lInIa Score:
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23

summary: TWo-base hlts, BfoWH,
Grimm, Shannon, z. Taylor; three
base hits, High, Welch; sacrifices,
Alexander, Adams, Wflch; double
plays, Bancroft to High to Burrus;
left on base, Boston Z, Chicago (;
base on balls, off Alexander ), of
Cenewich i hits, off Alexander 13 in
s 113, off Welch none in 2-3; losing
pitcher, Alexander &-
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
Totals ..a6 2 9 "a IS
MATTED for Leach in 9Th.
XXBatted for Friberg in 9Th.
xxxRatted for Sand in 9th.

summary. WO-UetSt IIIU9, = n
Douthit; home runs, Blades, Douthit;
stolen bases, Huber, Thevenow, Blades;
sacrifices, Thevenow; double plays,
Thevenow and Bottomley; Bell, Horns
by and Bottomley left on base, Phil
adelphia 10, ST. Louis s. base, on
! balls, off Maun 1, off Baecht l, OFF
Sherdel 8; struck out, by Sherdel 3;
hits, off Maun 4 in 2, off Bentley L
in 2-3, off Baecht in 4 Is; losing
pitcher Maun
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
LOCKE.efsIREAKs RECORD.

LINCOLN, NsB; May 2:sshattering
one world mark and tying another,
Roland Locke, crimson clad comet Of
the University sssof Nebraska, passed
from the horizon of intercollegiate
competition today as Nebraska wor
the Missouri valley conference track
and field championships. Nebraska
scored so 1-1O points, Missouri 80
1-1O and Oklahoma S3 S-5.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
J AMERICAN LEAGUE

Cleveland, 81; Philadelphia, S.
New York, z; ST. Louis, 6.
Boston, IA; Chicago, 8.
Washington, s; Detroit, 6. (Called
in Sth to let teams catch train).
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
TEXAs LEAGUE

Shreveport, Z; Beaumont, Is.
Dallas, Z; Houston, l.
Fort Worth, 9; Waco, 4.
Wichita Falls, 6; San Antonio, Z.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
WESTERN LEAGUE

Omaha, o; Lincoln, s.
Oklahoma City, 2; st. Joseph, 4.
Wichita, IA; Tulsa, 2.
y Denver, 3 y Des Moines, /.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE
YESTERDAYS RESULTS
NATIONAL LEAGUE

Boston, Z; Chicago, 1.
Cincinnati, IL; Brooklyn, 5.
Pittsburgh, 6; New York, 5.
st. Louis, 8; Philadelphia, 2.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
FL PAS0 TAKES 81.
GAME FROM BLUES

Ell Paso took the second game of
the present series from the douglas
Eluvs sa urday by the sco'e "f 10
i when Cnderhill bested Gomez in a
fine pitt h,rs' duel
Lindsay tied the score i, the si<th
~nen he hit long honcr I" left
field. The Giants won the game ir
the seventh however,, with a two
run score when Underhill tripled and
scored on Weaver's bad throw to
Medina at third Routh then singled
;.nd took third on Combs single to
left. Routh scored a moment later OF
Martins sacrifice fly to Griffith.
Douglas played sensational ball in
the field Herbstreith in right for
the Blues played fine ball with two
feature catches.
Hal Chase poled out three hits in
four times up. Gomez hurled good
ball with the exception of the sew
enth.
Score: r. H. e.
Douglas 1900 col OOO-- 9
lei Paso ,.OI0 600 20x- 8 0
Gomez and Chester; Underhill and
Collins.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION

ST. Paul, Is: Kansas City, 3.
Milwaukee, 2; Minneapolis, 4.
indianapolis, 5; Toledo, 2.
Columbus, q; Louisville, S.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
TRACK-FIELD
RACING
GOLF
%$$g News Of Interest in the Realm of Sport E$$D E$$

1850 sees- ~ - ~ sc
Quinn, p. ,......... O. 20 OF 2 1
Walberg, D. .2 O. 0
zzzPoole ........... 0 O
Lamar, If. ........ o 0
Totals .,........34 27 II 2
zBatted for Perkins in 7th.
zzBatted for Galloway in 9th
zzzBatted for Walberg in 7th
Cleveland ........... 0O6 600 120--- Q
Pn1lduelpnla ......... .OOl OO3 OOl-
Summary: Two-base hits, Welch.
Summa, Perkins, Karr, Lamar; home
runs, Hauser, Simmons; sacrifices.
Perkins, Shaute; double plays, Speaker
and Sewell; Wamby, Dykes and
Hauser; left on base, Cleveland ),
Philadelphia 6; base on balsl, off
Karr 2, off Quinn Q; struck out by
Karr 2, by Walberg 2; hits, off
Shaute in 1-3, off Karr in 2-3,
off Quinn Z in 1-3, off Walberg 4 in
2-3, off Heimach in 2; winning
pitcher, Shaute. %
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
XBatteu TOT FeWSIeI III Ut
xxBatted for MaranVille in Sth.

Summary: Two-base hits, Herman,
jacobson, Emmer; three base hits,
Herman, Walker; home run, Plpp;
stolen base, Roush; left. on base,
Brooklyn 10, Cincinnati 4; struck out,
by Vance 8, by Mays 3; wild pitch,
Vance. ass VI
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23


Summary: Two-base hits, Hume
field, Sheely, Falk, Harris, Grouse,
Rigney, Haney; three-base hits, Mos
til; stolen bases, Mosti,l Hunnefield,
Collins. Gaston sacrifice, Sheely
Falk, Todt, Herrera, Ruffing; double
plays, Scott to Collins to Sheely;
Rigney to CASTOR to Haney to Her
12: base on balls, off Thurston 3, eff
Faber 2, off Edwards 1, off Connally
4, off Mcvee 3, off Ehmke 3; struck
out, by Thurston 2, by Faber l, by
McVee 1, by Ehmke 1; hits, off Ed
3 2-3, off McVee none in 1 1-3, off
Faber 4 in 2 1-3, off Connally in
3, off Ehmke in 4, off Ruffing 9
in S; hit by pitcher, by RuffinE'
(MostfI); passed ball, Gaston; Win
ming pitcher, Ruffing; losing pitcher
Faber.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
SOUTHERN ASSOCIATION

Nashville, Q; Atlanta, 5.
Mobile, z; Little Rock, 4.
New Orleans, 8; Memphis, 4
Chattanooga, 5; Birmingham, g.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23

DR.. Mayo declares walking is the
best exercise one can take So it is,
Doc, so it is-if you can find any
place to walk Milwaukee Journal.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23

Rheumatism may have been natures
first primitive effort to establish a
weather bureau.-C -Chattanooga Times
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23

Combs, Meyers; sacrifice hit, Martin;
two-base hit, Weaver; three-base hits.
Chase, Underhill home run, Lindsay;
double plays, Speck to Routh to
Combs; struck out, by Underhin 3. by
Gomez 8; base on balls, off Gomez q
left on base, Douglas s. Ell Paso 3;
hit by pitcher, by Underhill (Gomaz): !:
passed ball, Collins; time of game, z
hours, i minute; umpires, Kane, Left
witch - .r.rs -
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23

The International Club, Quality and
Service, in Aqua Prieta.-Advt.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
FORT BAYARD
AGAIN WINNER
OVER INDIANS

Fort Bayard stepped on the Juarez
Indians again Saturday at the fort in
the second game of the series by the
score of 19 to 10.
The Vets hit the ball all over the
lot and made "a safe. bingles, all told.
Each team made two errors and used
two pitchers but Althouse and Young
.er for the Vets were, more effective
than Molina or Valdez, for the In
dfans.
Score: K. II. II.
Fort Bayard s.....:. .,;4..,,19 "a 2
Juarez !. Z. d 49,; c,,,i+I1 Sto-
lima, Valdez and sArzate:,e
Washington. magazine has just
closed contest on " ""What is a
Democratic" There were 5000 defini-
tions-all different, of, ,course.-Dallas
News. 4,.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23

XXXRan for Gooch in 9th. ei"
New York ........... 100 OO2 OO2- .
Pittsburgh .......... .O2O OO2 OOz- D
Summary: Two-base hits, Meusel
Traynor, Kelly; three-base bits
wright: home run, Waner; stolen
base, Lindstrom sacrifices, Waner
Farrell; double plays, smith TO
Wright: Kelly, Snyder to Kelly; tIt%-
simmons, Farrell to Kelly; Farrell to
Frisch; Cuyler to wright; left on
base, New York s, Pittsburgh 8; hase
on balls, off Oldham I, off Fitzsim-
mons 4, off Greenfield 2, off Davies
@; struck out by Oldham 6, by Fitz-
simmons 1; hits, off Oldham 40 IN
(none out in 9th), off Morrison in
l. off Fitzsimmons in 8, off Green
field none in 1-3, OFF Davies in
none; hit by pitcher, by Fitzsimmons
(Cuyler); passed ball, Smith.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
AZ S 12a25 10

Totals ..,......... 30 I1a10 to
aOne out when winning run scored.
xBatted for Snyder in 18th, ..sa.
XXRAtted for EitzsimmOnS in 9th.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23
Totals .....s... 81 "a ~

zBatted for Kelley in 3rd- <
oetroif y Ss 104 O10 O0---
Washington .ZOz zOO W.
Game called end Sth to allow De-
troit catch train.
Summary: Two base hits, S. Harris.
base on balls, off Whitehill 3, off
Dauss 3, off Kelly 2, off Bush 6: hits,
off Whitehil in 23, off Kelley 5
in 8, off Dauss a in >1-S, off l5Ish
in 5.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23

YANKEES WIN nth.
NEW YORK, May '22.--The New
York Yankees won their 18th game
today by coming out in front of the
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-23

Totals ........... 40 . IA "a 10
;xBatted for Scott in 18th.
iXxBatted for Faber in 7th:
Evening star., 1926-11-03
$50 YEARS AGO TODAY
RY JONATHAN A. RAWSON, JR
Story of the L. S. A.

dians have held council fires and de-
cided to join Sir John. These hostile
nations. it Is further related, have
sent a belt to the friendly Oneidas AS
an invita- ton to join them at the same
time conveying hint that if the On
eidas refuse the belt and remain at
peace, the % nations will declare war
on the Oneidas and spare not the life.
of single Oneida child.
Gen. Herkimer predicts that an in
vasion may be expected At any time
along the Moha wk River and the re-
gions west Of it's sources, and begs
for State or Continental troops with
which to oppose such powerful foes
and Illustrate their wicked intentions.
Another appeal comes from Col. Lath-
rop Allen at Fort Dalgton. where sim
liar dangers threaten and where the
garrison Of 1913 men has but IL pounds
of powder.
Although the State committee be-
leves that some of this information
arises from. panicky conditions and is
greatly exaggerated. it will send $50
men into the Mohawk country. and is
informing Gen. Herkimer that these
are sent In compliance with your
wishes though we really think them
unnecessary If the people OF your
county will exert any degree Of that
spirit which we have reason to expect
of men anima ted by the glorious cause
in which they are engaged
Evening star., 1926-11-03
LITTLE BENNY
BY LEE PAPE.

was almost late for skool this
morning on account Of being almost
late enyways and then not remember
ing ware I put my cap. ma looking
out of the dining room door and say
ing. Land sakes Benny, wat are you
doing. nuthing but a old fashion mir
acle can prevent you frop being late
even as it Is without dashing around
like fish in a aquarian, wat on erth
are you looking for?
My cap. jimminy crickets It's never
ware I put 1t. holey smokes how can
l find it II somebody Is all a time
putting it some place different? I sed.
Yes, and your the somebody, ma
sed.
And she started to help me look.
saying, Haven't you eny ideer at all
ware you could of put it?
Sure. I have several ideers but I've
looked all those places, I sed.
My goodness it's a wonder you don't
mislay yourself some time and forget
ware you live, ma sed. Watts your he'd
for enyway, Is it perfectly usliss? she
sed, and I sed. Well G WIZ, it is If
cant find my cap.
Meening one of its cheef uses was
to put caps on 1t, and we keep on
hunting and kepp on being later and
later. and all of q suddin ma sed.
Watts that buntch sticking out of you
coat in frunt there?
Wat buntch. o yes, heer it Is, ma,
stuck it inside of my blouse before
brekfist so as I would be sure to have
it without looking, I sed. G WIZ. ma
its a good thing your sutch a good
noticer, aint It? I sed.
1t will be good thing II your not
late. ma sed.
wich prttty neer was but not
Evening star., 1926-11-03
SUB ROSA
BY MIMI.
Saves Embarrassment.

There are many embarra ssing situ-
ations which arise to confront all OF
us from time to time.
Most of us meet these incidents with
what poise we can summon. Some
utterly self-conscious girls just blush.
falter, stammer and run away from
a predicament. Others, with a more
gallant effort, remain and talk
nervously to cover their distress and
confusion.
Few there are who actually carry
off situation, no matter how embar-
RAISING. with a really high hand, with
a gay, carefree manner, which puts
them in the ascendant and leaves
their opponents or tormentors looking
rather foolish.
Let me tell you half the secret OF
meeting humiliations or sudden en-
barra ssments-it lies in your smile.
The girl who can assume the natu-
raj. easy smile Of normal, happy per-
son in the face OF no matter what
difficulty is the little actress who gets
out of the most diff1cult situations
with the greatest ease and grace.
Now. here's one Of the most COM
mon situations which arise:
Barbara has been thrown over with
a loud crash by her adored Dereck
and her heart has bled considerably
she has even thought vaguely Of end.
ing everything in the nearest river.
However. life has held just few
charms still for her. so she's gathered
herself together and started out to
mend her wrecked life.
But the worst Of it Is that in her
little crowd she can't help running
into Derek. He's always present at
the dances she attends. It's the natu.
raj thing for him to ask her for
dance And. being a tactless young
man. he spares her nothing. He has
fallen madly In love with Helen I'm
the meantime and In Barbara's pres
ence now he very often makes love to
his new flame.
Barbara says the strain is un.
endurable. II she only had some def
mite rule to go by when faced with
her old sweetheart wooing his new
love.
Well, the best definite rule that can
he given her fs: Learn to smile; learn
to register natural, easy, amused in
terest."
OF course, it's hard. But once
you've got control Of the old facial
muscles so that YOU can throw that
cheerful grin whenever you want to
YOU have a valuable aid to ease and
poise.
Practice that smile till it doesn't
look forced or theatrical. Practice
It hard. Try 1t on your friends. rela.
tives and near neighbors. Then turn
1t on when the situation calls for some
display Of ease and poise on your
part.
A happy laugh is the surest way of
banishing no matter what embarrass-
ment 1t will dispel confusion, 1t will
put people at their ease. and 1t will,
as I've said before, defeat those whose
purpose 1t is to annoy or torment
you. &.
Try it the next time you feel like
running away and having good cry.
Learn to act in six lessons. Your his
trionic ability may get you out OF
many a tight hole
Copyright. 1926.)
Mimi will be glad to answer any INQUIRIES
directed to this paper. provided stamped.
addressed envelope is inclosed
Evening star., 1926-11-03
The Death Tick.

People used to be extremely afraid
Of the death tick, q little beetle that
hores into furniture and woodwork
and ticks away like q watch. 1t was
supposed that the beetle was ticking
awav the last minutes OF someone
diving. or was forewarning the listen
or Of approaching death. 1t is now
known that the beetle is calling to
his mate. and this he does by knock
ing his head against the walls OF his
tunnel a singular form Of love-frenZN
indeed. In fact II YOU rap three or
four times you can usually get de-
lighted response from the SHY beast
Now what do YOU know about that?
Answers to Yesterdays Questions.
"A mirage is reflection. always
upside down, of some object that is
actually out of sight. over the round
edge Of the world. but due TO certain
atmospheric conditions casts It's image
on the horizon; mists and cloud banks
resembling water or mountains are
not true mirages.
2. A rainbow is a display of the
spectrum in the sky seen when the
sun shines through rain.
8. The aurora borealis Is a little
understood display of lights in high
ATTITUDES. probably having static cleo
tricity as its origin.
4. The corona is a display Of light
around the fiery edges of the sun al.
ways present, but visible to US only
ut eclipses.
&. A nimbo-stratus is a black storm
cloud having the form OF great sheet
rather than the hillowy form OF a
Cumulo- stratus or ordinary Summer
thunderstorm cloud
s. Why the SKY is blue Is not GER
tain: probably II is SO because the
atmosphere. acting like a prism, scat
ters the blue rays Of the sunlight as
soou as the light strikes the upper
Atmosphere.
tCopyfixht 1920
Evening star., 1926-11-03

AT,BANY. \. T., November 3. 1115.
-Freuuent reports from the westward
sections Of this State tell or the dis
tressed state of mind OF the lnhahlt
ants because of threatened, Indian up
risings and Indian and Tory consplr-
acies against the liberties Of America.
Another danger which disturl1s the
State is that of British inNa sion from
Canada. A committee from tho New
York convention is here to cooperate
with Gen. Philip Schuyler of the Con
tinentai Army in planning campaign
to ward off three menaces TO our peace
and safety.
Word has come to this committee
through Gen. Schuyler from Gen.
Nicholas Herkimer. who is stationed
at Cana ioharie that Indians and
Tories are assembling at Oswego for
a junction with Canadians and Brit
ish regulars as preliminary to de-
scent upon Tryon County and the
Moha wk Valley Details of this con-
spiracV were brought to Gen. llerkimer
hy friendly squaw.
Gen. Herkimer has further informa
tion that Peter Ten RroeCk. Hanioost
Schuyler. kachyaho Johnson and 120
others from klace Rurrach have join
ed the enemy. that Sir John Johnson
is I'm command at OSwego with 500
regulars. and that % nations OF In
Evening star., 1926-11-03

very new in ahis fashion for fine
Innings. Fur wraps that once might
have beer deemed luxurious enough
in themselves with plain white
satin lining are now lined with fine
velvet. A lovely ermne coat has a
lining of shIimp-colored velvet IA
come. luxurious chinchilla eve
ming wrap has a lining OF fine ostrich
feathers in soft pastel shades that
really rivals the soft feather lining of
the Hawaiian c,oaks. Sometimes the
lining of fur coats Is of silk embroid-
cred in gold threads. One fashion OBJ
server has gone SO far as to say that
to follow the present fashion the
lining Of ones coat must surpass the
outside thereof.
It is not a new fashion. but one
that still is followed, to line the coat
of an ensemble with silk to match
the frock worn beneath. This ar
rangement is found in clever little
ensemble shown in the sketch. The
outside Of the coat is Of plain black
cloth. while white crepe de chine and
black crera de chine are used for the
frock and Ne coat lining in effective
magpie arrangement.
Evening star., 1926-11-03

me whether | wanted it boiled-the
cream, l mean. That row over DOLL
ing the milk for the baby's formula
gives me a pain. It's my baby, isn't
it. even if 1t is mother-in-law' grand
child? -,
got the doctors bill today. like
thar guy; he's pretty white-and
reasonable. wish he amputated
nothaYs-in-law. I'd like to be
patient.
Cot 70 talking to one of the fellows
ct the office about babies food formu-
las. and he said his baby didn't use
q bottle. but why didn't l look up
certain book on the subject; 1t was
good book and If it said to Doh lne
milk. then the milk ought TO be boiled.
So at noon bought a copy and reao
three chapters this afternoon, and
finally found where 1t said TO boil the
milk. in the part about the formula
our baby is using. Tonight l brought
4. home and put it on the table In
front of Joan and her mother, opened
to the page I wanted them to see
and I had marked the paragraph,
too. Thev read II and Joan seemed
to be impressed, but aer mother only
said. Huh" and that II we wanted
to ruin our child's digestion. why, go
right ahead. And she put on her hat
after dinner and went around the
corner to the picture show.
tried to talk to Joan, but all she
would say: my brothers are buns.
are they?" Finally she went into the
bedroom and closed the door behind
her. wish hadn't called her
brothers that when we were all three
arguing last night.
Mother.in- law came In after while.
She told me the show was good. and
she went on into the bedroom and to
bed. and here I am, going to bed on
this darn dining room lounge again.