New Britain herald., 1926-01-28

saw. Sho was very promising lawyer and had heard that there is q rumor that she had become en- gagged 10 q certain very tall party she used 10 know well in her High school days
 stuart Dube was co.partner to Ruth St. Denis and had just lately perfected n new dance called the "Romping Dubbe." It was being hailed by all experts as the most sensational and difficult dance since th" days Of the Charleston.
 "Th"n there was Leonard Ekwurt- gel! He too had a very surprising occupation. He was a big game hunter. travelling all over the world. I knew though that among his trophies there We're more femin- inc hearts than spells Of animal life.
 "Philomena Gutowski was the successor to Miss Rose Glover and was very husily engaged teaching her girls all the latest and most in- .trirate dance steps.
 Mildred Mcdonald was as plump and jolly as ever and was very happy as the owner and con- ductor of the Senior High school cafeteria. She also very often waited on tables Luckily the aisIes are good and wide.
 Celia Michaclowski was practic- ing dental hygiene In the office Of well known New Britain dentist She had proven so indispensable to him that they are soon to be united for life.
 Mabel Johnson was the success sor of Miss Macauley and was al- ways present as Chaperono at the dime dances. This was a permanent job.
 Hiding Bengston had assumed the arduous position Of Chief of Police of New Britain. However, he has not yet had a chance 10 appear as intcrlocutor in any of the frolics that the business clubs of New Britain have put on.
 Another surprise! John Wolfe has just published n book giving students advice on How to get out of tight places, especially when called 10 the office,
 "Charlotte Witkin had taken the position of Mrs. Guilford as dra- matic coach in the x. B. H. $. specializing in original hits based on popular songs.
 Martin Partyl,a was athletic coach at Harvard. He never had to explain why the team didn't win.
 Norman Occupin. strange 10 say was no longer at school. He has ac- tually completed his High school course. But what can ne find 10 talk about now. instead of boring neo- pie as he did with his old subject, 'The teachers are all down on me-
 Lawrence Mangan having taken up law, succeeded Judge ----. cant understand why he hands out such stiff fines 10 misbehaving stu dents, from the High school espe- cially.
 "Now what did see! Why. Sammy Vetrano. He had just writ ten a book of etiquette for girls who patronize dances. ] wonder why?
 Earl Rice was now in vaudeville, hailed as the second Red Grange. He was making personal appear anCcs in order 10 earn as much money as Red Grange is said 10 have earned. Incidently, the girls were all crazy over him.
 "Algert Polts was now the head of a veterinary hospital in Hartford. IL seems that he prefers sick Pol lys. Does anyone know why"
 "Philip Birnbaum and Kenneth Rccchcr were the towns leading "hcauty specialists" Sophie Kram- or, one of the mainstays of that eyer popular show. Artists and Models, was their most frequent visitor.
 "Doctor Robert Barker was on a lecture tour. His most frequent and ravorite subject was that on 'Boils.
 Gan you believe it? Bliss Clark was an impressionistiC yiolinist, and had scores of romantic women fol- lowers who were lurcd by his ire sistahle personal charms even more than hy his playing. His fav- oritc composition was entitled Why tho Women All Love Me
 Jimmy p'Avanzo was still drir. ing that well known truck Of his and vas still proficient in driving and flirting at the same time.
 "Tho noted Polish philantrophist, Joseph Kania, was home from far away Russian where he had ss- founded the old world with his marvellous mathematical genius
 Doctor Marchesi was New Brit aims most successful painless dcnt- ist. Mary Johnson was his very capable nurse. Her sympathetic nature lesscns the pain for his pa 'iontS.
 "Thr Misses Bystrowshi and Nymnicki were doing research work for the Plainville school for Women. Yes they had both received their Masters degrees in sewing.
 Marion Pagan and Ruth Zeigler were at present residing in Holland Ruth was the head ia matrimon- ial agency. Marion was the voucher for the success of Ruth. for Marion was one Of Ruth's happily married clients.
 Helen Armstrong was the head of the Armstrong Furnace O., and was kept busy supplying girls with Armstrong heaters.
 George Ncidman was the ihin- nest man in Barnum and Bailev's circus. but was now going 10 sign a contract of partnership with Elin Carlson. who, as tho fattest woman in inc world, had company of her