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The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30
GREENWAY ESTATE
EXCEEDS $4,000. 900

AJO-Stocks, bonds and cash
owned by the late General John
c. Greenway amounted to $780,
150.09, appraisers of his estate an
nounced last week. General Green
ways home here was his only tang
ible possession. 1t was built on
leased land.
1t was estimated that the inher-
1tance tax on his estate will
amount to 100000.
The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30

thread.
w. P. H.
The following letter from a dis
satisfied customer will touch ling
ering note of sympathy in the
breast of the most hardened
In these days of prosperity, let us
remember that there are others not
so fortunate as ourselves, and that
in many lines competition has re-
duced what was formerly rich
living into barely enough to fur
nish shines, cigarettes and canned
heat.
"Sir:-Relative to your Things
/ Wish My Wife Wouldn't Do
should like to call attention to
those wives who, when they hear
a sound at night, exhort their hus-
bands to arise and frighten burg
lars, if any.
AS matter of fact, these sounds
ARE often caused by these poor
boys, who are hard at work try
ing to make enough to keep the
sides of their wallets a respectable
| distance apart, and nothing tends
to lessen concentration on the par
OF such workman as much as
this frightening.
In the name of fair treatmen
AS~~N~NN%~~N~
Glen canyon dam, at elevation
enabling the diversion of wateI
from the Colorado to millions o
acres of fertile but now arid Ari
zona lands, and the Bridge canyol
diversion dam advocated by thos'
of Arizona who oppose BouldeI
dam, because its elevation is no
enough to allow gravity flow to ou
arid lands, will ultimately be adopt
ed by the government for contro
of the Colorado. From this con
struction California will get he
fair share of water and power, botl
in adequate quantity, and Arizon;
will receive her fair share. Boul
der dam would strip us for the
benefit of California.
1t is not likely that this session
of congress will make the neces
sary amendments to the presen
bill, but it is certain that otherwise
the legislation will be either talk
ed or voted to death. That, Ari,
zona will do.-Yuma Herald.
The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30
HEALTH HINT

When you come home on wash
day evening, and your wife is tired
and careworn, and looks at you
sideways, it is the safer course to
invite her to dinner than to scream
for food at home
The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30
HINTS TO MOTORISTS

When the lady driver extends her
hand horizontally, it means that
she is going to turn to the right,
or to- the left, or stop, or reverse
or continue on, or else that she is
waving to a girl friend.
The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30

Eyes, sub, can trace my rela-
tions back to a family tree"
Chase 'em to a tree?"
"No trace 'em!"
We'll jes' two kind O. things live
IN trees dat's birds and monkeys
and you show amt got no fea-
theirs on you!"
The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30
"HOT SHOTS"
By "BOLSHEVIK" BILL

Luther Burbank, the plant wiz
ard, recently died after just having
made the statement that he could
not accept the theory of a life here,
after. So far as I know he never
retracted that statement, but it is
said that the nervous strain caused
from adverse criticism and conse-
quent public attention drawn tc
him may have been responsible for
his death just at this time.
1t does no good to refute the
idea of a hereafter. No one can
possibly prove or disprove it. II
faith in God and a future existence
has a beneficial effect on the hui
man race, why not accept it? Or
at least not needlessly contradict
If
The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30
SPRING POEM

(FT66 V6IS6J
Oysters and Roast Pork
Shades of forgotten winter menus
Or would you
Rather I said Bills of Fare?
No matter, for that radiant
Maid whom I have nicknamed LIE
Printemps
Paraphrasing Voltaire or is
1t Victor Hugo? Who cares-?-
For she is here, and
Young hearts turn to
Love and thoughts of green veg
etables.
-UNE BELLE VACHE.
The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30

for one and all, 1 ask that you do
something to put stop to this
rattle of musketry in the home.
yours for smaller jobs and big
ger profits,
"YEGGUS K. NC NITRO"
Something must be done to alter
this evil, or even more of these
skilled laborers will be driven from
their chosen work and forced to
open filling stations.
Another matter that must be cor
rected is brought forcibly to our.
attention by the influx of news bull
letins that tell of the unhappy. de-
mise (by shooting) of more than
thirty automobile statesmen in diff
ferent parts of the country in the
past two weeks.
The trouble is that these pros
poets can't take joke, or at least,
that they can't take the joke far
enough away from the agency to
give the salesman a fair handicap.
The thing to do is to make the
purchaser give bond not to carry
firearms for thirty days after pur-
chase. Indeed, many almost un-
explored districts are less than
thirty days from the point of de-
livery.
The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30
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The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30

CURRENT FICTION
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The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30

Also in connection with the death
of Mr.. Burbank, we have brought
to our attention William H. Hend-
erson, 21-year-old successor to the
plant genius. 1t is seldom that a
genius in any work finds a success
sor who can carry on the work of
his master with complete success.
But we should be interested in
young Henderson and watch his
progress. If he adds only small
portion from his own experience
to the great accomplishments of
Mr. Burbank, he will have been
useful to the world.
The Hollywood Edition. of the
dictionary, wherein is found all the
latest screen stage slang, is out,
so We are informed. If you wish
to keep posted" on the hot stuff
fresh from Hollywood, better watch
the news stands and get your copy
as soon as it appears.
We are told that the breweries
of the central western states have
been converted into factories for
making other products. Most of us
will be curious to learn what these
"other products are.
The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30
THINGS / WISH MY WIFE
WOULDN'T Do

Darn my black sox with green
thread.
w. P. H.
The Winslow mail., 1926-04-30

Blow out the gas.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

bank-up sgame at short. He would
rather play second, however, and
Robinson would prefer having him
cover the keystone sack.
youngster by the name Of Stand
art was being used at second. He
comes from Springfield in the East
ern League. Playing out of positfon
and lacking experience, IL is far too
much to ask him TO- hold up Ms end
OF the infield problem.
The Dodgers look like real ban
club eyerywhere except in the In.
field. However. much good pitchjne
and plenty Of batting bunch catl yhe
thrown to the winds II the infieid
rails to properly function.
!ngging up holes at short ana
third is Robinson's problem. The nc.
QUESTION of Boley from Baltimore
ana the signing Of Stock would re-
lievc the situation. M
Unless these things happen there
is hardly a chance for the Dodgers
to land in the first division. desnitc
the fact that the club is otherwise
very capable.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01
INFIELD Is
BIG PROBLEM
OF DODGERS
Unless the Inner Defense Is
Bolstered, the Club
Looks Hopeless
BY Billy. Evans

Clearwater, Fla, April IAN un-
settled infield condition was troubl.
ing Manager Wilbert Robinson when
gave his Brooklyn club the once
over. He was hopeful that it would
be Strengthened out before the open
ing Of the season.
As a matter of fact, conference
with Jack Dunn was on the fire rela-
tive to the purchase Of Shortstop
Boley OF the baltimore Orioles.
Roley, according to the scouts, has
beet, big league timber for six years
but Dunn, realizing his value, always
made the salary big enough to salts
fy Boley and make him content with
his minor league berth. 4#@.
II able to land Bo!ey, it is planned
40 use him ut short, shifting rabbit
Maranvilie to second. Meanwhile pre-
fers second. That would make good
combination around the keystone
sack. 4ass4
Milton Stock, who was doing his
annual holdout stuff, will, OF course.
be seen ut third il salary matters
are cleared up before the season
opens.
Manager Robinson believes an in
field made up OF Stock, Roley, Maran-
vile and fOtlfnier would make his
club first division possibility.
Mound Staff q. X,
my pitching is more than salts
factory says Robbie in discussing
his club. 1T compares favorably
with any. other staff in the Nationsl
League. III
..Fhc outficld, made up Of. Wheat,
Witt and Cox, will hold it's own and
the catching is competent.
THE status of the club, therefore.
goes right back to- the infieM situa-
ton. II it is q mere make-shift AZ
fair then we are due for h'.storn,y
session. II able to bring it IN To the
major league standard, tho sboQkets
will make trouble
Fine pitching should cArrysthe club
over lot Of handicaps, pr0vilIed our
defense is at all adequate.
II was apparent that Manil ~. Rob.
inson is decidedly Worried 1ter the
inficld situation and we'll ne need
DC. No club can hope to- .1et any
where without tight infiellY 4
The veteran Maranvills = playing
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01
f.',HAINING
H>FhASHES

Training camp weather conditions
have not been favorable to all of the
major league baseball clubs but the
opening jof the season cannot be
pos tponed. The next few days will
homeward bound, some in satisfac-
tory condition and others without the
desired form.
Boston's. Red Sox, who trained at
New Orleans, have suffered most
from bad weather. At Birmingham
yesterday, the Red Hose wore over
coats and killed time. their game be-
ing called off. The team is said to
be at least 80 per cent under condi-
ton.
Among clubs already homeward
bound are the two Philadelphia out
fits, and the Pittsburgh Pirates,
world champions. Snow prevented
the Pirates from playing at Wichita,
Kansas, yesterday, but it was hoped
they could get into action there to-
day.
The Washington Senators today
started. Il nine-gamc tour which will
land them ut home. The New York
Yankees and Giants and the Brook
Ign Dodgers are in Tennessee. Snow
bloc ked the Yankee Dodgcr contest
at Nashville yesterday.
Sisters Crowns took the road to-
day with PROSPECT Of getting to the
home lot in st. Louis with much
h lp<n 4
The Cincinnati Reds play Fort
Laudcrdalc today, then snend night
ut Hollywood, Fla. before starting the
northward trek.
By the end Of this week or the
st. Louis Cardinals, Chicago White
homeward bound.
Home runs featured the four ex-
hibition games played yesterday. At
Los Angeles, Jack Wilson and Gabby
Hartnett, Of the Cubs, clOuted two
cirduit drives each, all coming with
two men on, to heat the Angels
Goose Goslin raped four Dagger
in the fifth Of the Senator's victor
ipus hattie against Baltimore st Tam.
p, and Cronin of the Boston Braves
get a homer against the Providence
6lN6 ut st. Petersburg Walter
Jakns6 IN worked the first three inn.
ings against. baltimore and hurled ail
tight ball. AZ
The cleveland indians play Atlanta
at Atlanta today, after adding vic.
tory tc their list at Waycross, Ga.
yesterday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01
Kalamazoo Paper
Praises Addresses
: Given BY Barker

The Kalamazoo, Michigan, Gazette,
had the following to say regarding the
addresses delivered by DR.. Charles T..
Barker. who is to speak IN Bismarck
at three different meetings on April 5.
"The biggest thing the Rotary Club
has even done for. Kalamazoo was in
giving hundreds Of fathers and sew
eral thousand high school and college
students an opportunity yesterday TO
listen to the vital message Of DR..
Charles F.. Rarker. on the subjects Of
"A Fathers Responsibility. to his Son.
and How to Make the Most Out Of
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

Life The only bigger and more
worth-while thing the, club could do
would be to bring DR.. Barker back to
Kalamazoo for week and give every
father and mother and every young
man and woman inthe city an oppor-
tunity to hear his tremendously
dynamic yet wonderfully delicate dis
cussion Of some OF the most fundaA
mental problems Of life. i
what DR.. Barker said yesterday I'd
his audience in Kalamazoo will ncvcs
be forgotten by those who heard him.
His message brushed aside the fogs
Of ignorance and let In the light of
truth. common sense and sacred duty
upon. the relations Of father and son,
mother and daughter. hoy or girl.
man and wife. From his lips fell
truths which have been denied Ia he
great majority, the ignorance OF
which has brought untold misery up-
on mankind"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01
FIGHT RESULTS

: Meanwhile, Pa. Mile Wallace.
.leveland: beat Pedro Lopez, Wheel.
ing, W. Va, u0).
Akron. Ohio.--Maxie Holub, Akron.
shaded Louis DeArco, Cleveland .(1O).
tommy Hughes. Detroit. shaded Andy
Tomaskey, McKeesport, Pa.
Havana.-Black Hill. Cuba, defeat
ca Henry Catena, Norfolk, Va..>li2).
Los Angeles.-Fidel Labarba, fly
weight champion, beat Clever Sencio.
PHILIPPINES. (lO).
Oakland. Calif.-Roland Todd, Eng
Land, and frankie Campbell, San
francisco. fought draw (1O).
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01
NEWS BRIEFS

New York senate judiciary conf
mittee reports favorably 10 to 8 bin
for prohibition referendum June 8.
Chinese pirates duplicate December
piracy of steamer Tungchow by
hooking as passengers on steamer
Hsinkong and robbing other passen-
gers Of 100000 in BIAS Day.
Governor Trumbull Of Connecticut
refuses to give Gerald Chapman, SEN
fenced to die Tuesday, a weeks re-
pricve.
Captain George Hubert wilkins
takes first airplanc load Of supplies
for Arctic flight from Fairbanks to
Point Barrow, Alaska.
Jacob r. Adler, noted tragedian
and dean Of the Jewish theatre, dies
in New York at n.
Six purebred Iolstcins were burn
cd in Il fire which destroyed harm
on Carleton college dairy farm,
Northficld. Mimi, doing $4,000 dam
ages.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

American League basketball chase?
&C. II. X.
Won II. lost 4.
How old is Harry Hooper,.
X. r.
Hooper is 38.
Where was the 1922 western ANA
teur golf tournament played p
G.. +. w.
Hillcrest Club. Kansas City, Mo.
How many seasons did Rogers
Hornsby put in in the minors before
making major league grade ,
G. H. j.
Two
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

!. Warrington, April 1.--Swaycd by
the oratory OF Senator Borah,- the
Senate voted viva voce today to en-
ter the League Of Nations en- masse.
what this country needs is more
sntnngling alliances" Borah assert
ed In his ringing peroration. He
hurled such fire of scorn upon the
few who opposed the league that they
were reported to be packing their
trunks for junket to Geneva to see
If they couldn't get the u. S. in at
once. s
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

waxahachee, Tex. April l .--presi-.
dent Calvin Coolidge. better known
as "Silent CAL" broke his long fast
Of silence here today with ringing
12-hour speech denouncing govern
ment economy. The president declar-
ed the only way out for Uncle Sam
right now was adoption Of policy
Of spending. "The treasury is too
small to hold all the governments.
money" he said. "The only thing.
to do is TO spend it,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

city commission three weeks ago to
take effect last night, will remain
in the position for a few days until
2 successor can be chosen. It is not
known whether or not an appoint
tnent will be made prior to the city
election next Tuesday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01
MANDAN NEWS

A check for $4,000 was received
yesterday by City Auditor Seitx in
payment OF the insurance on the old
opera house destroyed by fire. The
money is from the state fire and tor
nado fund.
Chief Of Police William A. Barnes,
whose resignation was handed the
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

York, AOril P)--Wiliie
a3o.1 balk *lt16 billiard chanp-
srSore has taken the Iced IN
match with Jake SchGefer.
T Drld's record high run was
Nh 31S1 nee ~ the champion in q
nfaf3xdH fivc-inninE block victory last
oieAt he recorded 100 in his first
fnnjng, eiiMinating the msfk Of 14S
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01
PHANT0MS TO
PLAY STANLEY
Game Scheduled For April 3
!, at Minot-Western State
Title at Stake

The Nsn,ar rex Phantoms, indepc nd
ent baske thall champions Of southwest
North Dakota by virtue Of their de-
cisive victory over the Glen Ullin In.
dependents ut Mandan last Saturday
night. will play the Stanley Indepeni.
ents at Mlnot Thursday evening.
April 3. for the title Of the western
half of the state, The game mad
originally been planned for Saturday
night. but due to-. the inability Of the
promoters to secure a gymnasium ut
Minot on that date it has been nost.
'pomed to next Thursday.
7 Tho Stanley quintet is the undis-
putcd champion of the northwest mart
of the state. Present plans call for
matching the winner of this game with
either Grand. Prairie or The. Grand
Forks Bou1ders, both Of whom have
presented claims for tle eastern tiflc
4 Members Of the fhantOms aprrern.
ton who will make the trip to- Minot
include Collins, Middaugh, Green field.
Gray. DOYLE. Slattcry. I.ivda.hl, ilSbi.
,dou and Kludt. -
e. - l.v." sSysStSrr -. - .. -
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

Berlin, April Premier sMusso-
lini Of Italy, today offered a reward
for the German chef who could cook
q palhtable dish Of sauefkraut with
garlic in it.. III Duce, !" declared that
upon his return 70 Italy he would
forbid the eating Of spaghetti and
proclaim sauerkraut as the national
dish: Conservative Germans declar-
Cd this way was only another one Of
the Latins polite overtures' to Ger
many.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

New York. April /. Jack Dempsey.
unable to restrain his fighting i'm
pulses any longer. leaped into the
ring at the conclusion Of the Moses
Mccarthy Patsy Rosenthal bout here
today. He explained that he would
fight anybody and preferred to take
on three or four right this minute.
Harry Wills and others, who had
been seated ut the ringsidc, were
seen to stink out Of the auditorium.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

QlnTE PROPER
CUSTOMER Ito dclicatessen store
proprietary: Look, here, 1 found a
button in the salad you sold me.
PROPRIETOR: OF course, madam!
That was part of the dressing.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

Wcstcrville. Ohio. April Com
rlc.ely reversing his former stand,
Wayne b. Wheeler, counsel for the
Anti-Saloon League, came out here
today uneqaivocally for light wines
and beer. The former great bone dry
leader asserted he thought the gov
eminent sale Of wines and beers was
one Of the crying needs of the times.
Whisky would come later as grad
ual development. of course, he said.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

Los Angeles, April /. Completing
the last 30S miles at n rate of nearly
mile a minute, Henry Ford arrived
here early today, thus finishing his
transcontinental trip in flivvcr.
Mr. Ford said he hadn't found bump
in the road He drove around Los
Angeles for several hours after ar
irving. sayine. he was not tired at all.
He said he intends to start the re-
turn trip to Detroit tomorrow.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

he established Monday and then reg
istered 200 in his fourth inning, win
ming the block by BIS To 2l5.
Six blocks remain to be played
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01
Mae RI ERE

How many games did Brooklyn
win and lose in the first hAlf Of the
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

Cheyenne, Wyo., April 1.-(via
Shetland Pony Express -"Wildfire. |"
the bronco captured here last April
l. which no cowboy in these parts
mas been able to ride, was as tame
as turtle under the masterful hands
Oh the Prince of Wales here today,
MS nlghness mounted "Wildfire" at
q. m. (the prince is famous early
rIlscr) ana at $3.50 a. m. was still :ni
the saddle, doing a light canter'
around the pasture. !,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-01

y. :. VERY TAME
Ellie: Do yoN ever read Wilde?
UOkA: Oh nd. have u regular
program.-Notre Dame Jngglcr.
Evening star., 1926-11-21
SPANISH OFFICERS
HESITATE IN CRUX
Government Decree Is De.
cIared CoIdIy Received by
Artillery Ranks.
By the Associated Press.


BIARRITZ, France. November 90
Arrivals from Madrid say the Span
ish governments decree of Wednes-
day reorganiZing the Artillery Corps
has been received coldly by the
former officers. UP to the present a
very small number have applied for
reinstatement.
(The Spanish Artillery Corps was
dissolved in early September because
its officers had rebelled against a new
elective system of promotions instead
Of the traditional seniority system)
Many of the officers belong to the
wealthy class. These will probably
renounce their military careers, de-
clining to abjure what they swore
when entering the army with refer
ence to promotions purely by SEN
iority.
Others, however, have lived solely
on their salaries as officers. These are
hesitating, since announcement would
place them in the difficult position of
finding other means of livelihood.
The position Of the artillery officers
attached to the army in Morocco re.
mains unclear. but the opinion gen.
orally expressed Is that they will act
in solidarity with their comrades on
the peninsula.
Fewer officers will be required in
the future, as the reorganization will
effect the disbandment of 13 full regi.
ments of artillery, or 80 batteries.
Evening star., 1926-11-21
BAR BANQUET DEC. a..
Woman Lawyers of District to
Hold Annual Dinner.

The annual banquet of the WOm-
ems Bar Association of the District
of Columbia will be held at Rauscher's 8
December 4. =
The committee in charge consists
Of Miss Beatrice A. Clephane,. chair.
man: Judge Mary O'Toole. Mrs.
Rebekah Greathouse. Miss Elizabeth
Bailey, Miss Mary NJ. Connolly and
Mrs. Marie S. Ruth, chairmen of sub
committees; Mrs. Grace Hays Riley.
Mrs. Burnita Shelton Matthews, Mrs.
Theodore COgswell. Miss Pauline
Floyd, Miss Anna Goodall. Miss Marie
A. Flynn, Mrs. Jennie o. Berliner.
Mrs. Mary Linkins and Miss Anna
Boyle.
Invitations to speak have been ex-
tended to several men and women
distinguished in public life and ac-
ceptance have already been received
from Harry B. Grossman, judge of
the Municipal Court OF Cleveland.
and Proctor l.. Dougherty recently
appointed District Commissioner.
The Women's Bar Association of
Washington was organized In 1917
by IL woman lawyers Of the District,
with Mrs. Ellen Spencer Mussey an
Its first president. 1t now numbers
about 200 members and includes two
judges and two Assistant United
States Attorneys. The present off =
GERS of the association are: Mrs,
Burnita Shelton Matthews, presi-
dent; Miss Olive B. Lacy, vice pres.
ident: Miss Olive Z. Geiger, secre-
tary; Miss Kate p. johnson, treas
urer.