San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-24

NNCE there lived Western Hemisphere Citizen who
~ easy get along with if would let him have his
Way take Orders from him and back There was no
srnaon Sense in any having Argument with this Bird
cause he was always Right almost upeed him If some Up
start with Disposition like Mule, suggested to him that pos
sby he was not One Hundred Per Cent lnfallbe
Yes he was one of chesy likes who apt get Re
suits in World largely popled with Poscranators, LEGISLATORS
Doubes and Back Pedaer but he would have been an Awful
Thing to with.
Imagine being all the Time with one who tells you when to
Battle how many Towels what to order for Lunch how
many Studs to with the BobTa which side to part
the Locks and what Books to before turning out the Light
Also keen enough under the Hat win Battle any one
finds Fault with single Item in his Program At Time
deavoring conceal the Fact that he Supean generating
his Aureoe OF Superiority.
Even Lad weatherbeaen School House and on the
Village Common he Gar and Dictator He appointed himself
such banshed Outer Darkness all those who questioned his
Rule Every Day the downrodden Worms would together and
humble lot of Threats and organize Muny but when came
time for the Uprising there Leader who dared to meet
Julius in the Arena.
If Imperial Caesar looked down from the Baements h:
must have been proud of his Namesake.
We said to be Free and Equal would be hard to say
which half of the foregoing Joke entitled to the louder Laugh
When you discover Grammar School square jawed Lad
with Seey Eyes of whom the Teacher stands Awe look out
for him. simply that he has Through Ticket for the
Stock Exchange the L. S. Senate the Galows
Even Squirrel be kept the Ground i'm
possible to keep any Napoleon in Side Pocket.
When he appeared the Campus OF that understood but
bou Institution of Learning known Gobe College and began
Swa all the Place. the Infatuated Undergraduates called
Secret Meeting and voted that nothing would him except
Dip in the Horse-Tank.
So he called the Freshmen together and told them just what ne
expected from them the of CoOperaon He said that if
they would obey Orders the Class of UmpyUnp would b. the
brightest Jewel in the Diadem OF dear old Gobie.
So they elected him Class President and he told them what the
Colors and the Yell would be and they all moochng among
themselves and declare that they wouldn't stand for it.
They State of Revolt except when in the immediate
Presence OF his hypnotic Personality and then the Complex of In
foy got Sange Hold the Ego and they knew that Gnats
could not argue with Eagle.
When he finally picked good Eugenic Specimen of four
plus Puude and decided permit her to be the Mother of his
Children he did not propose all He patted her the Shoulder
and told her brace herself and give way joyful Emotions
though she about be the Recipient Of Good News In
putting her Wise the Fact that she had drawn the Capital Prize
he impersonated the King who paus the Highway beow
Coin bare-fooed Peasant Girl
Irene had vowed that before she signed up would have
unstarch himself and get down his knees purity
when the Big Moment she just defiant
small Bird in the of large and energetic Snake