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New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

"Why is there loss reading ajoud?" Well. people do a lot of things in private they wouldn't do in public,
 Proposing isn't such, an ordeal Few men do if until they know what the answer will be.
 Well, well; some boys must drop out at the seventh grade 10 get established and marry the girls as they finish college.
 You s-ldom see a marred genius, The explanation is that nobody oIee can love him as much as hc does.
 Our notion is that Adam would have appreciated Eve more if he had seen her in silk stockings.
 Correct this sentence: '1 shaved him" said the barber, and he didn't give himself a single admir- ing glance in the mirror" CPrutected by Publishers Synlica")
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

unreasonable in the capital as hot brilliant sunshine in London in No Tember.
 Northern Italy also is having bad weather. Snow seven feet deep is re- ported in the valleys near Novara.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

Member Apdit Bureau of Circulation. .rna A R. 0. is national organization vhlcs furnishes newspapers and ad'eI ,t,ers with 6 strictly honest anaIysls or circulation. Our circulation stauktct are based upon this audit. This 'hsuIet protection aEaiust fraud ID h9Wspape. d,rtribut,on figures to both nsttonai ana local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08
BUYING | r

Buying western factories is on" way for New England manutactur- ing plants lo solve western rorupt- dUon. The Trumbul Electric Man ufacturiug company Of Plajnrilla. ir which our governor is the lead ing light. has annexed large plant
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08
To Learn the Secret

Dool-heeper; T don't like 10 tell on others, sir. but the office boy is kissing the steno~"apher." Boss: send him in here al once!" Book-keeper: You are going to teach him a lesson" Boss: No, I'm going to have him teach me onc!"
 Sunny.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

All these who have tried 10 re- duce their weight will sympathize with Kid" Kaplan in going out of the featherweight business. And as lightweight the Meriden mauler would have less of show were 1t not for the fact that the present generation of ightweights is not as good as when Bonnie Leonard shook his fists.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08
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Irene Gandolf.
kRAZY KINDERGARTEN (ConduCted by Judy, JrD

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New Britain herald., 1926-07-08
Littlr Things Count

Clerk: Here's a complaint from a rivrter working on the thirty first floor of that skyscr ." Bog: "What's the matter?" Clerk: He say, he wants q diff fcrenr helper. 1e one ie has chews gum and il gets on his nerves"
 Howard Bloom.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08
Horrors.

Little Marion discovered q dark, bruised spot on her grandfather's arm.
 "Grandpa, you are so old l guess you're starting 10 rot"
 Mrs. o. Nj. Bills.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

'stripdown" is a new word It de- notes Ford bereft of every ythins except the means of locomotion' you hpve seen stripdowns: they ar@ worth about s1o, depending upon
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08
" Onderfuli

Wilson; "I bear that you were stung on your Florida property.' Houser: Not at all, not at all! It isn't everywhere that you can go down cellar and catch fish for breakfast
 -ShtbL Pitkins.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

That young man in Holyoke who had to pay fine of s2o for kiss ing girl against her will will mol agree that the modern dams"l IS free with her charms.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08
! New Dcssert. Folks,

For dessert these sizzling days Folks, we're hearty in our praise Of fund es topped with cherry
 sauCe-- Try one if you are feeling cross!
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

The box office scandal at the Boston national league baseball cup IS new kind Of box score.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

The Herald ts on ssie daily In Ne" fork at HotaliHss Newsstand, Tlmes souare; schultzs NewsstsndA' sntranes Grand Central. t2nd Street
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08
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New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

The only profitable advertising meoluIh tn the City. Circulation 6ooks anu ,rs.. room eIwayt open to advertisera
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

Some people think the way to get on is 10 tell the ether fellow where to get off!
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08
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New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

Entered at the Post Onice al Rev Britain
 u Second Clasr Nal Matter.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

It may not prove anything, but think how monkeys protruding lips would nt a saXophone.
 Some men dodge the regular in comc tax. but a just Heaven sends them daughters.
 If Borah really doesn't hope to be president he should be framed. Hes the first of his kind in con- gross.
 Prohibition is more seemIy, any way Few people get drunk now until after dark.
 The chief difference is that before the primary fewer people got the money.
 old grouchcs ought to enjoy hell. There won't be any children there.
 Alas! There seems no way 10 have business in government with out having business in politics.
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New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

old grouchos ought to enjoy hell. There won't be any children there.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-08

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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-03-20
SPORTS
Escorts
BERLENBACH
BATTERED BY
JOHNNY RISK0
Champion Hit Canvas Twice
in First Two Rounds
Title Not At Stake

New York, March 90 Johnny
Risko Of Cleveland, who pulled his
hands out of the doughpan and
pushed them into /; pair of boxing
gloves not so long ago, today has II
good chance to put his hands on
dough Of another kind.
The former baker last night bat
tered the light heavyweight boxing
champion Paul Berlenbach, almost
into insensbility in a l0-round scuf-
file ut Madison Square Garden. No
championship was at stake, but Bcr-
lcnbach was trying his art on the
heavyweight ranks for the first time
with the intention of reaching for
Jack Dcmpsey's crown.
Bcrlenbach lasted through the
figh. with difficulty. He hit the
canvass in the first and second
rounds, but held his feet for the
remainder Of the bout, a very weary
man. Often he scored to his advcr-
sary's head but there was no damage.
4 pile driving left was flung at
Bcrlenbach time and again and sew
cral times it landed, carrying every
thing before it. But after the furry
of the opening rounds ii lost its di-
rection.
Berlenbach. by state commission
rules, had to make the weight of his
class. He weighed l74ia and Risko
$50
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-03-20
RRITTIN NEWS


Lester Bunker and Clarence Hoover
were Brittin callers last Tuesday
evening.
Mr.. Slovarp shipped carload Of
hogs last Saturday.
Glendon Bunker is on the sick list.
Slovarp recently sold Paul Hapel
a new Mccormick Deering tractor.
George Trood is on the sick list,
but is able to be around again.
|. Mr.. Morrison's family are on the
sick list.
Mrs. Dralle took her daughter to
the doctor at Hazelton.
George Frood took the Kimball boy
to the doctor last Tuesday evening.
In the last items it was stated that
Vclma Whitaker was better. Later
she became worse and had to be taken
to the hospital. Juniors Whitaker
was also taken to the hospital. Later
he underwent an operation.
Quite number Of people attended
the surprise party for Jake Lamb at
Mr.. Kings place northwest of Bis
marck.
Irene johnson has the humps.
Jason Hoover took Glcndon Bunker
to the doctor Sunday.
Quite q number attended the show at
Moffit Monday evening.
Mr.. Giovononi was Brittin caller
Tuesday night.
The Brittin store is planning on
having dance, March 20.
Miss Jean Crawford spent Sunday at
home near Brittin.
Mrs.. Henry Crawford is on the
sick list.
Miss Ida Johnson and Miss Hearth
spent last Monday evening At Mr..
Kunker'S
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-03-20
SORLlF ISSUES STATEMENT REGARDING
!, his STAND 0NTHE LEAGUE PROGRAM

nAdo Insurance, and the State Bonding
Department, which will be swept away
If the opposition is permitted to gain
control of the political machinery Of
the state, will say that these depart
ments have unquestionably proven
their right to existence at this time,
and because of their service the peo-
pie of the state have been saved mill.
lions of dollars that woulS otherwise
have flowed to points outside the
state, and would have contributed
in no measure to the prosperity of
North Dakota or its people. 1t would
be deplorable, indeed, to discontinue
these branches of our program in
view of their unquestioned success
and their wonderful service rendered
to the people Of our state. =
Must Go Forward
'ItDis not for North Dakota now to
take the backward step. Let US press
forward. / feel no slightest doubt
that our program will be made sue
cessful if we keep our hands to the
pillow and worx with faith, in the mis-
sion to which we have given ourselves.
AT last the issue is clear. The ques-
ton is to junk or not to junk the pro-
gram. / am uncompromisingly for
maintaining the program, perfscting It
and carrying it forward to the point
where it may fulfill the purpose for
which it was inaugurated-that of a
greater and more prosperous North
Dakota for all the people of North
Dakota" an:s
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-03-20

more than ten million persons have
already found the story as fascinat-
ing rs only novel by the late Mrs.
Porter could be. In addition TO its,
tremendous popularity. The Keeper
of the Bees" has.;as one Of its stars
an eleven year old girl who has never
before been seen in pictures, and who
probably never will be again, despite
the fact that she is bound to make q
tremendous hit. Gene Stratton Mon
roe, granddaughter Of the noted novel;
ist, enacts the part of Little Scout;
the role which inspired her. celebrated
grandmother to write the story origin
ally. So when she "steals" the pie
turc from more experienced members
Of fine cast. it is only proper; for
-"The Keeper of the Bees" is her prop
erty anyway! The production, which
has been ably directed for +. B. o. by
]. Leo Mcehan, who will be remem-
bered for his fine work in transplant
ing "The Girl of the Limberlost" to
the screen, will be seen at the Cap
itol Theatre when it begins two day,
run next Monday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-03-20
FOIL OF THE
RED S0X IS A
0PTIMIST'
Says Outlook Is Far From
Dubious With big Three"
as Nucleus

New Orleans. La. March 90 Man.
ager Lee Fohl of the Boston Red SoX
is an optimist.
In baseball an optimistic manager
is one who. after finishing in last
place, still smiles and can see better
things ahead.
'Surc! It's going to be better
team than last year" remarked Foil
when Guer;cd him as to the outlook.
mo doub. there are some unkind
folks who will discount that state
mcnt by saying the club couldn't be
any worse.
81 am going to get better pitching.
! believe am conservative when
say it is going to be at least % per
cent better than last season. That
should help a lot.
81 am banking on my Big Three,
Ehmke. Ruffing and Wingfield. to
keep the club out Of last place.
Ehmke has always been one Of the
best pitchers in the American League.
There isn't an opposing batter in the
organization who relishes hitting
against Howard
Pitching Looks Much Better
"Ruffing." would say. lis the most
lie has all the stuff in the world and
needs only experience. He improved
100 per cent last season.
"Wingfield. if he can continue the
fine work Of last fall, must be CON
sidcrcd a most valuable asset.
"Thcn there is Paul Zahniser, who
started slowly last year because he
was late reporting and not in the
hnS ~ bau = In Sn
me i will have four dependables.
.'Of course. | am looking forward to
improvement in all other departments,
certainly going to be better than
last season."
As | watched the Red Sox work out
here | could see the logic in Fohl's
line Of reasoning relative to his pit
ching. 1t should be much better and
the team should prove more formid-
able because Of it.
However. as Foil frankly admits.
for the club to start to get anywhere
the inficld must be welded together.
is perhaps the only certainty in the
Red Sox inner combination.
Fred Haney, who did some mighty
xOOu WOth loT SODD DclIOit. anu
Chester Fowler, with Minneapolis
last year and who has been up before
with Cincinnati. will fight it out for
third base.
ShOrtst0p Is Biggest Problem
REGARDLESS Of who wins the berth.
the Sox will be better fortified at
that position than in years. Haney
will be hard to beat. In that case
Fowler may be used at short.
Emmett McCann, who started at
Portland in the Coast League last
season and who was dug up and tried
out by Connie Mack some years ago.
is the probable choice for second.
Shortstop, the most important posi-
ton on ball club, is the least settled
of the Red Sox problems. 1t would
be taking-a long guess at this time
to name who would play the spot at
the opening of the season. Shortstop
is Lee FohPs biggest puzzle.
The outfield will be much the same
as last year. Flagstead is the only
outfielder sure of berth. He will
play center.
Back of the bat Alex Castor, once
with the Giants, should improve the
catching. The youngster Stokes is
about ready.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-03-20

San Antonio Tex March 2oAs rule major league ball club
proud boast having the leading artist its roster For
the parade batting height of ambition every
the club
circumstance quite a bit of the ordinary
That's just what the St Louis Cardinals had in 1925 Their
first baseman Jim ottomly the Suffy Mcnns OF
the Pirates finished comparatively
games.) s.
llornsby, doubtless led the National League
hitting straight He hit 03 last RottOmley, for
portion of the chase his battle finally wind
with mark Of 3G7 With onsby and Boomey the
opposing have their them when
old ball at
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-03-20

Since the start sofc5the Nonpsytis san
Leagues industrial program the state
Of North Dakota has paid out A.
O98.27I.2G in interest on bonds issued
to finance the state mill and elevator,
the hank Of North Dakota and farm
loans. statement issued by State
Auditor John Steen shows.
Of this amount. figures issued by
steen show, s3,l59,Si5.lG has been
raised by direct tax levy. These fig
ures include levics made to meet the
home builders deficit.
The total amount Of interest paid on
various state bonds to January /,
1926, Stecn showed. was as follows:
real estate bonds. $2.716s442.25; Bank
of North Dakota bonds, $780, 900; Mill
and elevator construction bonds,
$577, l52.07; Mill and elevator opcrht-
ing bonds. $154.G79.9f.
OF this amount, Stccn showed, the
Bank of North Dakota paid only $780,
600 on the amount charged to il; the
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-03-20
From Stark County
State of North Dakota. plaintiff anl

State of North Dakota. plaintiff and
respondent, vs.. w. Z. Shortridge,
defendant and appellant.
Syllabus:
l. Where the beginning, hut not
the ending, of q term Of court is
fixed by law or rule made in pursu-
ance Of legislative enactment, the
term continues until it is adjourned,
or until the beginning Of the next
succeeding term, and the earlier ad-
journment or discontinuance is with
in the discretion Of the court.
: 2. Where o term Of court, which
had not expired by. limitation, was
adjourned from day to day, It had
not Terminated as, upon an adjourn
ment sine die.
3. Where the presiding Judge up.
on Adjourning court from day to day
requested another Judge Of the dis
trict to take care Of any remaining
business 10 be transacted during the
term, and where the record does not
affirmatively show that such request
was not in writing, and where O de-
PENDANT who had been bound over to
the district court was, over objection
to the jurisdiction Of the sitting
judge, arraigned, and where such de.
PENDANT pleaded and thereafter APP
piled for q change Of venue to an
other county, which application was
granted, and the defendant thereaft-
er, in the county to which the, case
was transferred, renewed the objec-
ton to the jurisdiction Of the Judge
who presided at the arraignment,
and where, upon the same being
overruled, he moved for leave TO
withdraw his plea for the purpose pf
filing demurrer, it is held that the
irregularity, II any, in the proceed
iugs In connection with the arraign-
ment was waived.
+ 4. It is held. for reasons stated
in the opinion, that there was no err
rOr in denying the motion OF the de-
PENDANT to withdraw his plea for the
purpose Of demurring to the infor-
nation. -
IS. To sustain charge of murder,
under paragraph. 3, Section 9462 Of
the Compiled Laws for 1913, perpet-
rated without any design to effect
death by q person engaged In the
commission Of any felony, 1t is not
essential that the death take place
while the person charged is engaged
in the commission of the felony. It
is sufficient it the act which results
in the death Of the victim takes place
during the commission Of the felony.
6. It is held, for reasons stated
Tin the opinion, that the evidence is
sufficient to support the judgment.
. Appeal from the District court Of
Stark county, Hon. F. T.. Lembke,
Judge. Affirmed. =
Opinion Of the court by Birdzell, j.
7. F. Murtha, and &C. H. Starke,
Dickinson, N. OAK, attorneys for
appellant. C. F. Kelsch, states at
torney, and L. H. Connolly, special
assistant attorney general. Mandan,
N. q. attorneys for respondent.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-03-20

Contradicting' certain criticisms
coming from some elements within
the Nonpartisan League that he is
now intellectually behind the pro-
gram of the league, Governor A. G..
Sorlie has issued the following state
ment to the press:
! 1.-THE platform adopted by the con-
vention Of the Independent Voters As
ISOLATION at Devils Lake unequivocally
calls for the junking Of the North Da-
'kota state Industries including the
State Mill and Elevator, the Bank Of
North Dakota, the State Hail Insur-
sance Department, the State Fire and
Tornado Insurance Department. and
the State Bonding Department. Never
history Of North Dakota has the issue
been so clearly and honestly drawn as
it has been in this instance. On the
:one side we have political element
in favor Of these industries, striving
to carry them forward to completion
where they may serve the people Of
our state in securing more equitable
economic condition for our farmers on
whose prosperity the prosperity of all
our other citizens tlso. depends. On
the other side we have the political
element which states that these
industries must be junked and the
program Of economic relief for the
producers Of our state be abandoned.
1T is their wish and expressed inten-
tion that they will return the state
TO the old order under which the farm
er was guaranteed no protection in
the marketing Of his crops or in his
relations with. those with whom he
had to deal in securing financial as
sistance in the promotion. Of his bust
mess. It is my, desire and the desire
of the political element with which
am affiliated. that we go forward
along the route that we have outlined
toward q more complete fulfillment
and perfection Of the industries we
now have established.
"My connection with the State Mill
during the past several months in
which it has been under my dircc-
ton convinccs me without q doubt
that that institution may be brought
to paying. basis and be made to Qper-
ate to the unqucstioncd benefit Of not
only the farmers Of our state, who will
benefit through = higher price fpr
their product and . narrower mar
gin OF spread between the wheat they
sell and the flour they buy. but also
| the millers and business men Of OUT
state who will benefit through the
established superiority Of our North
Dakota wheat, and the natural deflec-
ton Of the fairness prosperity. To
bring the mill TO the prosperity am
certsin it shall, eventually reach will
require sons time and will call Tor
the patience Of the people. but the
showing made by the mill during the
past year .conviuces 4 me that this
eventual snccess need no longer be .
matter of queation. Respecting the
Bank OF North Dakota. 1 would say
that I believe this institution. when
properly handled, will provide the
means for: relieving agriculture and
related industries IN the state of much
| OF the burden that has been placed on
them through the present banking
system, and that twill make for the
greater protecting 81 dspositSrs in the
state and the consequent tpFosperity
lflowin9 theFcfrom.a with regard ia
the other elements Of the program
Hail Insurance, State Fire and Tor
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-03-20
CuRISTANlA NEWS

The w. c. Hoeft family and the 1.
F.. Gibson family were guests Of Miss
Narcissa Mandigo Monday evening.
A party was given in the West
Sibley school house Saturday night.
Many were present. The evening
was spent in dancing with music
furnished by the two johnson boys.
At midnight lunch was served.
Martin Rcddy spent Tuesday eve
ming with John Elness.
Mrs. Gordon Conley returned home
Wednesday after = few days at the
hospital at Bismarck.
Miss Narcissa Mandigo was a. guest
at the Tollefson home Tuesday even
ing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Martin Olson of Dris-
coll were out to their farm north Of
Sterling, Tuesday.
George Scdivcc spent Monday even
ing at the George Magnus home.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. N. Johnson and
family and Mrs. Gordon Conley motor
cd to Bismarck Saturday.
Martin Reddy helped Martin Toll
lcfson fix his we'll Wednesday after
noon. .s.g =
Miss N. MSndigo is on the sick list.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-03-20

both of these clubs. Hit the bali
crisply and send the club-head
straight on after the ball, letting it
run along the ground as far as the
hands and arms will permit.
If you are afflicted with the topping
habit. try to drive the ball into the
ground. You will get the proper idea
Of the stroke Immediately, rs this is
quite impossible. The loft Of the club
will throw the ball into the air every
time.
ronr~;rht 1909