The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-04-21
Small Town Talk

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Maybe the reason why girls always
kiss and make up is because the make
up is always so easy to put back on.
TIT
We have room in Redwood Falls for
only one kind of agitator, and that's
the kind who is now getting ready to
agitate the ground with a hoe.
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After the average Redwood Falls
man has served on a jury few times
he quits believing everything he
hears.
"The Man With the Hoe" may be
making gardener more likely he is
out after bait. In either event he is
not such tremendous object of pity.
tt IT
The most surprising thing about
our big cities is the number of men
who have time to attend show in
the afternoon.
If the grown-up men of Redwood
Falls would show the same willing
Tested by the kids, food products
wouldn't cost as much.
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If some bright legislator would
just invent law that would enforce
itself automatically he would go down
| in history as the greatest of all bene-
factors to the human race.
tt
1t is hard to measure the benefit
the world has received from the life
work of Luther Burbank. Only as the
years slip away will the world realize
the significance Of the life of the
plant wizard.
TT
This is Good Will Week-and Min
neapolis is making considerable effort
to inspire the rest Of the state with
more friendly feeling than has ev-
er existed before. The effort is COM
mendable-we hope it gets big re-
suits.
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/ Every two years we get all het up
over a political campaign and after
the November election we realize that
even though one or two of our pet
candidates did fall by the wayside
we can still eat and sleep and be fair
ly happy. All of which proves, not
that politics are useless nor insight
ficant but that we as individuals
play a mighty small part in the big
scheme of things.
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William Henry Eustis, grand old
man of Minnesota knows he is not
| going to take any cash with him when
he departs this life, so he is putting
it where it will do the most good.
He has now given over million dol
lars for the university hospital. We
know what kind Of a reception Will
liam Henry is going to get when he
reaches the pearly gates-we also
have a picture of the reception some
other millionaires will get when they
reach the same place.-Carl East
wood.
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| Herb. Hotaling of the Blue Earth
Enterprise published at Mapleton
says this:
The leading women of the
land are to be congratulated upon
the stand they are taking in law
| enforcement. Mrs. Henry w.
Peabody as chairman of the Wo-
mans National Conference ex-
/ pressed the sentiment of right
| thinking moral women when she
said, eve stand for the strongest
| thing in enforcement and the
| weakest thing in liquor" Wo-
men all over this land know the
! enforcement of the dry law is the
best thing that can be done for
the American home and the
| American home is the keystone
of the nation.
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At an early hour Gerald Chapman,
nationally known bandit, and murder
er, paid the penalty Of his crimes as
the hangman's rope ended his life, in
Connecticut Jail. With apparently
J unlimited funds, unlawfully acquired,
he employed able attorneys, who
! fought for his life in court after
court. They lost. re finally was