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The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-04-21

/ .opeks; white bread, 16 kopeks 2-lb.
oaf and kopeks lib. of black bread;
)est quality meat, rs kopeks per
pound; a pint of milk, II kopeks; tea
and coffee, 20 kopeks; butter, % ko-
Deks quarter of a pound; vegetables,
% kopeks, while 33 kopecks goes to-
wards various membership dues, taxes
and rates. The total expenditure is
thus rubles 81 kopeks per day. The
remaining money goes for the work
ers' clothing and cultural require
ments.
Cooperation.
The price of commodities has been
according to the private market, while
in the cooperative everything is lit
tie cheaper. But you know, comrades,
that we Russians are not very econom-
ical either in production or at home.
That is why the private traders in
our country are still fiourishing, but
we are driving the wedge deeper and
deeper into their heads, and the con-
scious workers know very well that
we will smash him at the finish. In
each factory the workers get credit to
the extent of their monthly earnings
for a period of six months.
Under Gar.
Under czarism we also had workers
credit; they let us have all their
cheap, mucky goods. But the mer-
chants in the long run made us pay
three times dearer for their products.
Now things are not so: a worker gets
furniture, clothing, etc, good quality
goods, in the state shops without any
excessive surcharges.
In conclusion, comrades, give our
kindest regards to Lady Aston and
tell her that she should not be too
stingy, but should chuck you few
hundred pounds sterling for your ruin.
so that you can come to the U. s. s.
r., where along the central streets OF
Red Moscow white bears are wander
Ing, such as Lady Aston.
Comrades, II you want to learn in
detail about any question OF the work
ers' life in the U. s. s. r. write to us
and we will reply.
With warm fraternal greetings,
Foundry worker OF the Lenin fac
tory, amoskvoretski District,
Communist,
Ivan Antonov.
Address: Moscow, Gavrilova Ulitsa,
Leshoriadski Pereulok. No. 6, Apt. 6.
Write to Him.
Editors Note--Workers in this
country who wish to know about con-
ditions in Soviet Russia are urged to
write to Antonov. Those who write
are asked to forward a copy their let
tiers to the DAILY woRKER--or the
DAILY WORKER will be pleased TO
J forward letters sent 10 It's addrsss.)
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-04-21
CLEVELAND NEWS
HELPS TO BREAK
PAINTERS STRIKE
Points to Example" of
Lorraine, O.
az q Worker cOrrespondent.l

10y Worker Correspondent
CLEVELAND, O., April 19.-"The
Cleveland News" is doing its best to
aid the contractors of Cleveland to
break the strike Of the painters, now
in its eighth week. It has given big
spread of news to w. P. Carroll, sec
rotary Of the Cleveland Building
Trades Employers Association, who
praised the painters of Lorraine, o.,
for giving in to the bosses demands
and asks the Cleveland painters to
take a lesson from Lorraine.
Strikers Winning. s,
The Cleveland strikers are out for
a 121a-cent, wage increase and a forty
hour week. Their lines are holding
solid and the employers are getting
worried. The News" gives them a
helping hand by quoting Carroll as
follows: Cleveland labor men should
take an example from Lorraine and
should study the situation there. 1t
shows that the Lorraine men are bet
ter students of economic conditions
than the Cleveland men," And much
more in the same vein.
Will Stay Out.
But the striking painters are not
being fooled by either the contractors
or the Cleveland News" They are
out to win and intend to stay out I'M
til the bosses come to time despite
whatever was done in Lorraine or
anywhere else.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-04-21
Colo. Window Washers
Notified of Wage Cut
81 ! worker correspond.n,

DENVER, Colo, April 19.-Employ'
ers of Denver cleaners notified the
state Industrial commission Monday
they were reducing wages of en-
ployes from $3.50 to $500 day, eff
fective in 80 days.
Last week the employees, thru the
Building Service Employees Interna'
tional Union, No. 20, of Denver, mott
fed the commission they were de-
manding an increase in wages to SO
per day, effective May s, with time
and half for overtime and on Sun
days and holidays. Notice of the pro-
posed decrease was received Monday
from Samuel Winner, manager of the
Denver and Western Window Clean
ing company.
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ARTISTS
lNcLuDED:
Fred Ellis
Robert Minor
Art Young
Adolph Dehn
Hugo Gellert
Lydia Gibson
VIM. s. Tanning
6. Piecoli
Give Weed
A. L. Pollock
Hay Bales
o'Zim
Maurice Becker
VIM. Chopper
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-04-21
NEW CORRESPONDENT NEED THE
AMERICAN WORKER CORRESPONDENT

Alex Bail, acting district organizer
at Philadelphia, writes us: Our
agitprop department is beginning to
develop activity and one OF the things
we are trying to do now is to de.
velop a corps OF Worker Correspond
ents. Our first plan is to have an off,
cial correspondent in each shop nu.
cleus. We are also encouraging these
comrades u write. With the help of
your oftice we win be able TO de-
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velop this work considerably. / am
enclosing one correspondence. Please
see that II appears"
This is good news and welcomed
by us. We advise that each worker
appointed correspondent for his shop
nucleus subscribe for the American
Worker Correspondent, a monthly
magazine for worker correspondents
containing helpful instructions for
them. Subscription price for one year
80 cents-
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Let us now take his expenditure:
Payment for apartment is according to
the wage. lie pays IL kopeks per day
for every 3 square sazhins OF floor
space occupied electricity, kopeks
per 1875 candle power lamp: fuel. IL
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-04-21


Dear Comrades, Workers of Great
Britain:
l send you my greetings.
In December, 1926, / read in the
Moscow Worker" about what hap
pened at your meeting in Plymouth.
The millionairess, Lady Aston,
brought out her tricks" against the
Union of Socialist Soviet Russia. She
asserted that no worker would like to
live in our country for any money.
We, on our part, say: We have not
exactly got rivers flowing with milk
and honey in our country, but we are
masters in our own land. l am very
sorry for Lady Aston, poor soul; she
evidently has not the slightest idea OF
elementary political knowledge. 1t is
clear to the whole world that wher-
ever capitalism rules the proletariat
has nothing to lose but its chains.
The Situation.
without any exaggeration the situa-
ton in the u S. S. r. is as follows:
The housing question in our coun-
try is very acute, but not in respect to
payment for apartments. It is simply
a question of insufficient premises.
Take an example Of how we live:
A highly skilled metal worker of the
ninth category receives, for instance,
a wage of 90 rubles. while according
TO the collective agreement he has an
addition of rs per cent II working in
furnaces, ETC., and minimum OF so
per cent If working in the ordinary
shops.
Wages.
In our factory for December, 1926
the average gains OF a piece worker
were: forge 144 per cent, foundry l44
per cent, turning shop $50 per cent,
pattern shop 1O2 per cent, iocksmiths
"a per cent. Sometimes the contrary
happens. A smith earns less than q
foundry worker, or a turner less than
a patternmarker, etc. Take, for In
stance, a foundry worker who earns
100 rubles per month. He has In add
ton a pair OF boots free for one year
worth 16 rubles, and a working suit
for 8 rubles, and also gets IL rubles
for his tools and months holiday
with 100 rubles. II worker has also
been III a month he receives another
100 rubles. Thus for one years work
the foundry worker obtains 1.236 rn'
bles from production while actually
working only 10 months. Thus for
every day OF his existence the worker
gets rubles 3S kopeks per day.
Expenditure.
Let us now take his expenditure:
Payment for apartment Is according to
the wage. lie pays IL kopeks per day
for every square sazhins OF floor
space occupied; electricity, kopeks
per 125 candle power lamp: fuel. II
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-04-21
WORKER CORRESPONDENCE FROM. THE SOVIET UNION
Moscow Worker Calls Lady AStor's
Bluff and Tells Facts About LiUeS of
Workers There; Write Him Letter
BIZ j Worker cOrrespondent.

LONDON (By MaA Russian worker correspondent Ivan
written the workers of Great
his of Lady Astors bluff regarding
British worker willing to go to live in
Soviet the life of the Russian
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-04-21
(FRoM THE INTRODUCTORY
With
an
Introduction
By
Michael
Gold

tN 10 one will be able deny that the greatest
in America have devoted their gifts to the work
ing class The capitalist newspapers pay huge salaries
but they haven't enough to buy these men.
This book of cartoons, dear reader may some day
be historic those cheapy printed little sckers pasted
up the walls Of Moscow eight years ago. signed by
few widely known names-those of the Central Com
mttee of a certain party ncknamed the Boshevks Be-
gnnings always interesting and here is beginning
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TO WORKER CORRESPONDENTS

TO WORKER CORRESPONDENTS
When you send In news be brief
Tell what, who, when, where and
whyI $50 words but not more than
500.
Always use double-space, Ink or
typewriter, and write on one side Of
the paper only.
Tell a complete story In as few
words as possible. You are NEWS
correspon de nts--don't phIIosophlze.
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The American Worker Correspond
ent is out. Did you get your eopy7
Hurry upI Send in your subj It's
only so cents.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-27
NEW ISSUES

The politician who used to blow
hot and cold now blows wet and
dry.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-27
PZucked From the Plains

our minds quite as much as we do
in our bodies.
"A beautiful girl model was pos
ing for an elderly sculptor the
other day. She seemed sad, and he
asked her what was the matter.
She suddenly began to sob.
Horace, she sobbed, has thrown
me over. 1 shall have to kill myself,
know l shall, for / can't live
without him
1.-The sculptor gave a loud, coarse
laugh.
"'Cant live without him? Bosh,
Thaisn he said. Because prohibition
came in 1 thought / couldn't live
without my two morning whiskies,
my three afternoon cocktails and my
nine evening beers yet here I am
flourishing like a bay-tree on four
ice-cream sodas day.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-27
WITH EDITORS
LABOR AND "BIG BUSINESS"
prescott Courier).

Has labor sofened it's bowed in
willing acclaim trusts? looks that In
merging the F aso Southwestern ao
with the the public labor generally favored
for the change probably that the O
which pay big stockholders also in
nav +he employees chiefly
interested in wages and interested nothing else
In recent Lewis Harper writer on soca
lines emphasized to look with more on
1oo cornoraon than small the trusts
he labor longer wants to ouS tne ~
declare for still bigger captains of industry promise to
49, ! = hebecuse Big Business substantial profits and high
wages"
Rio Business has merged tremendous units in the past few
years the three cent OF the factories " Tue
United States now employ the earners
Labor period has been getting more money anu - ~
ing fewer hours for a days
4 Tho reasons why almost every nowadays wants
Ia work for large corporation that besides assurance Oh
decent working corporations now employ " per
the wage and produce 50 per cent OIL TIC
}of fallma manufactured goods
manufacturers says: I'VE nave 50 u
n6 new invested that only make po' OS e
= 4 anaod with minimum of in our foua-
for only one and half square feet Oh o0
space The eight dollars per day tor tna N u
but we can't eght-dolar men, we nave 10 nave ~ W
LII - dollars day for themselves get enough
volume to make a profit possible.
~ high wages seems to march with shown the
automobile industry employees the average wage pad
lin no and truck plants hundred and eighty
three dollars 1919 In 1924 when dollar
ud buv much such plants was one ho
six hundred and sixty dollars
steadily moving into the hands OF
Ia few big corporations Leaving nnetwo
cent of the other produced the companies
the field of Big Business the lair OF our
biggest s the realm of steel
abos every out by the United States Steel
corporation 4a42 cents in u years. time
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-27
Held His job

HELD His jon
The recent scandal anent the paro-
ling of Big Hutch" the confidence
man, became one of the red-hot sub
jects to be discussed on the Alexan-
dria's ''million-dollar rug" In the
middle of a particularly heated de-
bate, who should come along but
Dick Ferris, the philosopher. They
appealed to him.
That's easy" laughed Dick. 81
can answer that by telling you a
story.
"The head of a coal firm was to
so exasperated with one of his
drivers that he called him into the
office and told him he was to be
fired.
You're a block -head, you can't
seem to learn anything shouted the
boss, so out you CO.
"I may be block head admit
ted the driver, but there's one thing
have elarned since I've worked
for you
What's that?' demanded the irate
boss.
1--we learned that seventeen hun
dred pounds make a ton"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-27
RADIO PROGRAM

64Ol1c), 5:3O.6 p. M, Johnnie Mitchell's
Darktown syncoaptors; 6, nightly do
ings; 6:15, KITS Seeing California:
$780, vest pocket program; GAS,
Radiotorial period; Z. Nick Harris
detective story; 7:2G.S. AL Wesson
and his dance orchestra; SO, pro-
gram, Ventura Refining company;
$40, All-American string quartet;
1O-11, Patrick Marsh dance orchestra,
Betty Patrick soloist.
KFON-Long Beach, Calf. (233m-
1290kc), 4:30-5 p. M, amusement bull
letin; $3.50, organ, Brayton's theater;
80, Press-Telegram program, L. d.
Frey.
KFWB - Hollywood Calf (252m-
(252m-119Okc), SO p. M, children's
hour, Big Brother Of KFWB; 7-7:SO,
Mutual Motors joke contest; 1908,
microphone brevfties $40, Bill Hatch
and his Oakmont Country club dance
orchestra; 10-11, Warner Brothers
frolic, direction, Charles Wellman.
KGO Oakland, Calf. (361.2m-
SSOkc), 7:15-7:30 a. M, health train
ing exercise, Hugh Barrett Dobbs;
7:45, Pep Glass; Hugh Barrett
Dobbs; S:15-S:S0, health training
exercises, Hugh Barrett Dobbs; $40,
daily strength; S:45 Nine. Eifrieda
Wayne, inspirational songs; "a p.
m, boys glee club, Grace CAN'T, di
rector; speaker Williams institute;
Robert Norman, tenor; Norah c. Han
sen, soprano; 4-5:3O, concert orches-
ira, Hotel st. Francis, vinton La
Ferrera, conductor; $50, Mr. FixIt;
6-6:55, dinner concert Knickerbocker
trio; 6:55, news items
KGW-Portland, Ore. (491.5m- 610lIc),
7:15 a. M, physical culture exercise;
1O:30-11:3O, Town Crier; news items
and shopping guide; 12;SO-1:SO, con-
cert, Oregon Radio Trades associa-
ton; 81, dinner concert, Olds Wort
man & King Co.; 7:30-7:45, news
items and sporting results; 9-1O, con-
cert; 1O-11, concert, Sherman, Clay
& Co., duo-art studio.
KHJ-Los Angeles, Calf. (405.2m-
119Okc), $3.50 p. M, Leighton's Ar
cade cafeteria orchestra, Jack Cron-
shaw, leader; 6:3O-7:30, history story,
Prof Hertzog; Mickey McBan, screen
Juvenile; Vivian. MIarple, readings;
Glenn Fitz and Uncle John; 1880, DR..
Mars Baumgardt, scientific lecturer;
eli, program, Martin Music COM
pany, Ruth Pitts, soprano; John Mar
tin, pianist
KMTR - Hollywood Calf. (238m-
1260kc), SIS p. m. home hour, Nanny
Simmons and the inhborhood chill
dren and pupils of Geraldine Kasal;
$40, KMTR concert hour, the Turner
orchestra, direction Loren Powell;
Rondeau male quartet; 10-11, Starr
Piano company studio.
KNX - Hollywood, Calf. (S36.9m-
S9Okc), $3.50 p. m., Sunny Jim's
talk; 5:SO-6:15, Wurlitzer pipe organ
studio; Town Tattler; 6:15, travel
talk w. F. Alder; 6:30-7 Atwater-
Kent concert orchestra; rs, program,
Security Trust and Savings bank; s.
10, program, John A. Vaughn corpora
tion; 1O-11, dance music.
KPO-San Francisco, Calf. (42SSm-
7OOkc), 1-2 p. m, Rudy Seiger's Fair
mont orchestra; 2-3:3O, program,
Fairmont hotel; 5:15-6;15 children's
hour; 6;4O-7, Waldemar Lind and the
States restaurant orchestra; 7-7:SO,
Rudy 5eiger'3 Fairmont hotel or
chestra; 9-1O Atwater- Kent artists,
orchestra numbers and vocal solos;
1O-11, program, dance music, Good
rich Silvertown Cord orchestra.
KTAB Oakland, Calf. (24Om-
125Okc), $3.50 a. m, prayer service,
Rev. G. w. Philips; 12-1 luncheon
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-27
Central Time Stations


xxx - Hastings, Neb. (28S.3m-
1O4Okc). p. M. "Dairy Day." farm
school paper; $3.50, dinner concert,
KDKA; 8, musical program.
KPRC - Houston, Tex. (286.9m-
1O1Okc), 12 noon, Lions club lunch
con program; $50 p. M, Uncle Judd's
Kiddies' hour; 1880, Fatty Martins
a. Westcott, vocal entertainer; $3.50,
DR.. Earle J. Shay, tenor; J. Harry
Kobusch, composer pianist; II, Mrs.
u. T. Spencer, Acontralto.
KdAC-Manhat IKans. (S4O.7m-
880kc), 9-9:25 a. M, music, inspira-
ltional talks, agricultural primer, calls
themes; 9:551O.25, readings, back
yard gossip, question box; planning
today's meal; 12:35-1:O5 p. M, read
ings, question box; "a Survey of the
present Grain Market" E. A. Stok-
ldyk; "Tile Drainage" Claude K
Shedd; 4:30-5, basket ball lectures;
6:3O-7:3O, sports, Inventions; Agri-
cultural Journalism, Extension credit
course; "How Improved Roads Pay
M. w. Furr; Saving Gasoline and
OH, Kay F1aSS.
WDAF-Kansas City, Mo. (S65.6m-
IS2Okc), 1O:45-11 a. m Betty Crocker,
home service talk; 81, the Tell-Me-
aStory Lady; address, Ralph E. Her
rick, director of the Meat Council;
music, the Trianon ensemble, Hotel
Muehlebach; 80, varied musical pro-
gram; 9-1O, classical musicbl pro
gram, the Stars string ensemble;
11:45-1, the Plantation players, Hotel
Muehlebach; Eddie Kuhn's orchestra,
Kansas City Athletic club.
WFAA-Dallas, Tex. (475.m- 6SOkc),
1901 p. M, Sears -Roebuck agricul-
'tural foundation program.
WHB = Kansas City, Mo. (S656m-
82Okc), 2-3 p. m Morrell Moore,
organist; 7-S, artists, Mrs. Katherine
Turner, Director; Robert Shaw, Jr'
Mrs Leon Hinkle, Dorothy Imler,
Ruth Wenne, Lois LeBlonde, Eugene
Bartlett, Virginia Bartlett automo-
tive lesson, John Burns.
WHO-Des Moines, Ia. Ga. (526m-
57Okc), 6:3O-7:3O p. M, Reese
Hughes orchestra; 1890, Capitol
theater; Norman Jackson, guitarist;
Wendell Reed, Herbert Kale, har-
mony singers; Kate Miller, whistler;
Maude Hughes, accompanist; Elks
Charity ball.
WOAI-San Antonio, Tex. (994.5c-
76Okc), p. M, musical program;
830-9:3O, Army night, musical pro-
gram, Fort Sam Houston.
WOAW-Omaha Neb. (526m- 10OOkc),
12:45 p M, Phyllis Griswold, organ
list, Rialto theater; 1:1O, Atlantic
dairy service.
WOC-Davenport, Ia. (4S3.6m- -620kc),
12:15-12:25 p. M. Radio farm school;
$3.50, home management, Aunt
Jane; 4-4:45, "All Nations; 5:45-6,
chimes 6:5O-7, "Beagle Hounds and
Beagling," Earl c. Dutro $40, Erwin
Swinden, organist, Norwegian and
German selections; Ed ]. Bettendorf
pianist, French and popular English
selections.
WOS-Jefferson City, Mo- (44O.9m-
6SOkc), p. M, "Do Good Schools
pay?" Charles A. Lee; Flower City
quartet.
Mountain Time stations
KOA-Denver, Colo. (S22.4m-99Okc),
1915 p. M, Rialto theater musicale;
$50, dinner concert. Brown Palace
string orchestra, Howard Tillotson,
director; 1880, Book of knowledge;
s, studio program; KOA orchestra,
Blue Bell quartet and other artists;
10, dance program, Broadmore
Rhythm Rustlers, Eber Grubb leader.
Pacific Time. Stations
KFI--Los Angeles, Calf. (46S,5m-
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-27
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES j. MONTAGUE
PRIDE BEFORE A FALL

PRIDE BEFORE A FALL
When still in the years of our child
hood we found
That we weren't c:ther witty or
clever
And so could not count on becoming
renowned,
Despite our most earnest endeavor.
We did not bark back to glorious
past
So history could not acclaim us,
No wealth had our ancestors ever
amassed-
There was nothing to render us
famous.
So for long we sat down in our lowly
thached cot
Resigned to be classed with the
commonplace lot.
But when we were told that the race
of the Nord
Is destined to rule all creation,
The pride that we fancied was lost
was restored
And we thrilled with tumultuous
elation.
We walked through the streets with
an arrogant smile
Although, we concede, it was wrong
to,
And told all the people we met with
the while
'Tts a wonderful race we belong
to-
Read history back since the world
was begun
And note the great things that us
Nordies have done.'
But our head was held high for a
very brief space
Our spirits were soon sadly sagging,
Ethnologists say that there is no
such race
AS the one about which we'd been
Dragging.
The Nordic, far back in the days of
his pride
Was an able, a great and a brave
man;
But the last of the lot, so these fell
lows say, died
Just after the time of the cave
And so we are forced to abandon all
claim
To so much as the distant reflection
of fame.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-27
Sixteen Years Ago

r. L. Van Dusen left yesterday
for Tucson on a short business
trip.
Mrs. Guy Hofer is quite i'll at
her home on Eleventh street.
S. w. French has bought a new
model Cadillac automobile from
the e. r. Pirtle agency.
Secretary War; of the Y. M.
C. A. went to El Paso yesterday.
Rev. f. w. Simonson held the
funeral services yesterday for the
infant child of Mr.. and Mrs. Tex
Eastland.
Mrs. Wise and daughter, Miss
Mary, came in yesterday from
STEMS pass. They will spend the
rest of the school term in Douglas.
Charles Romadka received word
yesterday of the death of his
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-27
over Her Head

Gov. Clifford Walker of Georgia
said in Washington the other day:
IF debtor nations don't pay their
debts to us we refuse to lend them
money and their exchange rate falls.
This is the indirect method of teach
ing a lesson, and it is often more
efficacious than the direct one.
"a business mans daughter said
the other morning:
Mama, what was the article that
father cut out of todays paper, do
you know?
"'Yes, l know, her mother snap
ped. I sent to the news agents for
another copy right after breakfast.
But, for the life of me, don't see
anything off color in that stuff your
father cut out. It's just long, silly,
scolding diatribe about extravagant
women who buy furs that are be-
yond their husbands MEANS"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-27
Willing To Please

The late James B. Duke, the to-
bacco magnate, was a kind and con-
siderate master to his thousands of
employees, and he often derided the
absurd claims that the scientific
management faddist is inclined to
make
''These faddists," he once said at
dinner in New York-"these fad
dists, promising to treble and quad
ruple mans output, remind me of
a hod-carrier named Wash White.
"Wash's boss, who was a joker,
said to him one evening.
Look here Washington, didn't
hire you to carry bricks up that
ladder by the day?
Vas, suh,' said Wash. Vas, suh
Well, I've had my eye on you
you rascal, and you've only done ii
half day to day. You spent the
other half coming down the lad
der
"'Dat's right, boss Wash admit
ted, but if you'll 'scuse me dis time
Ah promises to carry 'em up de
ladder all day hereafter, suh.'"
Getting BY
The late Paul Bartlett, the noted
sculptor, said one day at a studio
tea in New York:
"As we get older we get coarser
and harder. Yes, we deteriorate in
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-27
The Day in Washington

The house passed the Haugen CO.
operative marketing bill.
Voting began in the senate on the
world court reservations.
Secretary Hoover saw a big de-
crease recently in rubber prices.
Investigation of the Mitchell court
martial was proposed by Representa-
tive Connally, democrat Texas.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-27
ABE MARTIN

PrObIy nOthin'S been as OVerWOrked
as handSha<in'. Th' way % tn trans
gressOr must he awfuHy cOngested
these days,