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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
Sixteen Years Ago

w. L. Rynerson returned to his
mining property at South Tigre yes
terday.
daughter was born Saturday in
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. James Nc
Fadden ON Eighth street.
A. Simonson, father of Rev. e, w.
Simonson, and his aunt, Mrs. Simon
son, arrived yesterday from New
Brunswick, to visit at the rectory.
Miss Alice McConville and Robert
e. Brady Will be married this morn,
ing at the Catholic church. They will
be attended by Mrs. J. H. Davis and
John Lynch, and a wedding breakfast
will be served at the home of Mrs.
John Foulkes
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
EngIisb ms She Is wrote

This Cafe Savoy remove from Yok-
ohama earthquake Misfortune & Start
Cafe &c Room & House so we hopping
any body come and get the Satisfac-
ton same as YOKOHAMA CAFE Sa-
voy and we hopping success sanes
as YOKOHAMA CAFE Savoy and
give satisful any body who come as
possible as we can and we waiting
for any peaple.
Place of the Cafe Gokododi s.
chome NO. 1873, one station and little
east way of the Hanshins Station UP
side the street three storey Building.
4. Hanahara.-Handbill picked up by
a rowing Digest reader.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
PZucked From the Plains
Consolation

western lawyer entered a con-
demned clients cell. WELL" he said
cheerfully, good news at last"
"a reprieve?' exclaimed the prison.
er eagerly.
mo, but your uncle has died leav-
ing you $4,000, and you can go to
your fate with the satisfying feeling
that the noble efforts of your lawyer
in your behalf will not go unre
warded. Boston Transcript.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
WITH EDITORS
PAUL PRY


to inspectors
milk
not teach without inside
inside
The discouagng all overseeing that
frequently, job at
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
The Shirker

Fire Chief John Kenlon said in
New York the other day M
"Fres last year cost the United
States $1,000 lives and $5OO,O00,000.
Fire prevention! A great work lies
before us in fire prevention, but we
show the Sinking spirit of Jake Up
shaw.
Jake sat with his pipe and news
paper in the kitchen rocker, while
his wife did a wash-his wife did
seven washes weekly.
Jake the poor, tired woman
painted at last, why don't you help
me turn this wringer, you lazy
m?'
"T may be worm, Jake growled
without looking up from the sports
page, but I ain't the kind what
turns"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
He Had Views Of His own

small boy came into the Shelby
Branch Library and asked for a good
book. AS he was about the primer
age, the librarian gave him pic
ture book. She felt sure this book
would meet all requirements because
it had a gay, shiny picture of Santa
Claus on the back. But the young
ster refused it emphatieally, with the
remark: I'll stand for George Wash
ington, but I won't stand for Santa
Claus" us."-Indianapolis News.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
snveh His Other Life

Sam Hosl1ins accidentally shot him
self while hunting. One of the
wounds is fatal, but his friends are
glad to hear that the other one is
not serious.-Winnebago City (Minn.)
Enterprise.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
Listen to Them.

Bishop Manning says that Sunday
golfers can be religious. They GER
tainly use some of the language em-
ployed in religion.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
ABE MARTIN

It's finally got around t where it's
twice as hard t git in Jail as it is
t. git OW$. More people now t. drink
on New Years than used t. swear
off,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
EXPERIENCE

The next time Pershing goes to
South America to settle a dispute
he'll take the A. E. F. along with
him.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
OuANDARY

1t is getting to be serious ques-
tion whether it is cheaper to keep a
cook or to eat in a night club.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
BEYOND HIM

General Dawes is a fairly good
composer but we don't believe he'll
ever be able to compose the senate
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
It was Wnsh-Dax

High and low temperatures for
Thursday were 81 and 88, Friday 60
and S5, Saturday 81 and 20, Sunday
SO and 26 Monday 81 and 276.-
Weather note in a Paso Robles
(Calif.) paper.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
At-cIlOO!

YOUNG SNIFFLES- "Auntie, they
made me draft clerk at the bank to-
day"
AUNTIE-"Oh, that's nice-what do
you do? open and shut the door?
Golfers, the National Weekly.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
Have a Heart, Auntie!

"Will you let me kiss you if l
give you a penny?'' asked the little
boys aunt.
"A penny" he exclaimed. "Why I
get more than that for taking cas-
tor oil."-Union Pacific Magazine.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
She's the 90,

Husb-"I just heard the new girl
singing in the kitchen. She's a cue
koo!"
WIF7E-"She may be cuckoo, but
she's no cook.'-Boston Transcript.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
Pedestrian Note

Pedestrian Note
my dear, the doctor says brisk
walk before going to bed will cure
my insomnia"
'FWen," returned his wife, I'll
clear the room so that you can walk;
and you may as well take the baby
with you''-Western Christian Advo-
cate.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17

Judge: I will be merciful to you
seven days.
Prisoner: But l am to be married
in a week.
Judge: Then 1 will be still more
merciful-one month.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17

WAS your husband goodd to you
when you were ill?'
"Good-say, that man was more
like a friend than husband"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-01-17
How thc Choir FceIs

mid-western clergyman received
the following suggestion in verse:
Mr.. Parson, we say, you make us
think
Of the blacksmith bold with forge
like ink,
Where he molds and YIELDS and fas-
tens with fire
The spokes of the wheel to the outer
tire.
For this 1 know, and know full we'll
And any blacksmith the same will
tell,
That the sermons effect-at least OH
the choir
Is just like the wheel near the black
smiths fire;
We tell it to you without any ire,
That a very long spoke makes
very large tire!-The Christian
Register.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-06-12

HThe monkeys" he said, referring to
the Brazilians, thrive on bananas"
That would probably have settled the
argument but the Brazilian retorted
that Argentine is one OF BraziPs best
markets for bananas. 'If monkeys
thrive on bananas, then the Argen-
tinians are monkeys, not we. We raise
them, but you eat them"
A PROFESSOR Of sociology from a
"A Yankee college INTERVIEWED. He
was gray-haired but well-preserved
old codger. unready to yield to youth;
as was apparent by his having brought
on board in the status of wife a very
young woman easy to look upon,
whose anxious and perhaps indignant
parents had to be placated by numer-
Gus radiograms.
The professor proved, to his own
satisfaction, that there was no reason
for enmity between Argentine and
Brazil. Historically, he proved that
neither country had wronged the
other. Ethnologically, of course, both
were inferior to the higher Anglo
Saxons. but both were Latins and
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-06-12
Life and Freedom for Sacco and Vanzetti!

class; because they were foreigners,
and, ipso facto, enemies of society.
The Judge, in his remarks to the
jury, waved the red, white and blue
almost into tatters. He adjured the
twelve peers of the defendants to do
their duty to the boys vino had done
their duty in Flanders Fields" It
was difficult to differentiate between
the prosecution and the honorable oc-
cupant Of the judicial chair. The
black-robed algui1a of capitalist in
justice was as ready to pounce upon
the victims as the attorneys for the
state.
Sacco and Van9etti were found
guilty. Glee there was only in those
quarters which had been troubled by
the organizing work Of the two Ital-
ian workers who were every ready to
fight in behalf of their oppressed
brothers and comrades. The shoe
manufacturers were satisfied; the
anti-red hysteria put two more
notches into it's gun. But the electro
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-06-12

fought by the worker who comes to
America from another land. The ap-
peal of their cause was so universal
that it had been endorsed by anarch-
lists and conventions of the A. F. of L.,
by socialists and Communists, by lib
erals. churchmen and the /. w. w.
With death looming grimly Van
zettf appealed to the people, to the
workers as the only ones who could
save Sacco and himself. Information
al Labor Defense, to which he adj
dressed his appeal, imediately an
swered with a call for aid and protest
and solidarity. Meetings everywhere.
A broad and enlightening stream Of
publicity. Resolution Of support.
Financial aid.
AS the judicial tools of a cynical
capitalism goad these two workers to
their death, labor must remember the
last words Of Bartolomeo Van1ettf:
They are preparing the fire on which
to burn us alive. Only the PEG
pie can give US life and freedom. ="
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-06-12

e1tion Of the two workers was delay
ed Tor a time. The mighty voice Of
protest from the throats of millions,
literally millions of workers turnout
the world, the huge demonstrations in
front of every American embassy
halted the legal murder for a few
years.
~
An appeal was fled for a new trial
some three years ago. A hearing of
the five motions for a new trial was
set for January IL, 1926. And on
May IL, 1926, the supreme court de-
MED them a new trial.
The impending menace Of death to
these two workers, who have fought
bravely for their principles, denying
nothing, Withdrawing nothing, brought
a new wave of protest and solidarity
with their cause. The cause of labor's
struggle for freedom. happiness and
union was what they stood for. And
they were the symbol of the more BIT
ter struggle for these things which is
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-06-12

should get along together" even II
one spoke Spanish and the other Por-
tuguese. Geographically they were
not quarreling about boundary lines.
And as both countries were large and
the populations small, if they would
only practice birth control-a panacea
for all social ills for the professor and
his attractive companion-they had
no reason for war. War between them
was quite Illogical. quite. :"
PUT in spite of it being quite illogi-
II cal, the government of Brazil, con-
trolled by British Imperialism, and the
government of Argentine, ruled by
Wall Street bankers, proceed arming
and preparing for conflict.
All Of which goes to show that when
Brazil and Argentine go to war with
each other neither will win the war.
The victor will be either Morgan or
RothschfEd. either the United States or
Great Britain will triumph, while the
young Brazilians and the young Argen-
tinians win officiate as cannon fodder.
This was not, and Is not expected
TO be, comprehensive to professors OF
sociology.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-06-12
Saceo and Vanzetti
sAcco AND vANzETTI SHALL
YET BE FREE

sAcco AND vANzETTI SHALL
YET BE FREE
BY Samuel A. Herman
Men OF iron, stauneh and true,
Brave as lions, as firm too
We salute you'll
And we promise:
That the future shall be brighter,
That your burdens shall be liqhter.
That we never forget a fighter
On the side Of Labors' ranks;
That you shall yet be freel
Brothers, so loyal to our Cause,
Comrades who knew not the word:
Pause"
We greet you'll
And we promise:
That Plutocracy shall be shocked,
That the cells shall be unlocked,
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-06-12
Under the Southern Cross
BY A VoYAeER.

THE young Brazilian, pampered son
! of a rich widow, was returning
home. Blond, tan and gay of heart,
he had spent his time at college in
''the states" breaking hearts and vast
ing his mothers substance in riotous
living. She had recalled him to Rio to
keep him in range of the maternal
eye lest worse befall.
AS the boat heaved onward day after
day, headed southeast around the con-
tinental triangle whose eastern tip
at Pernambuco lies in a longitude a
thousand miles east of New York, the
young Brazilian whiled the weary
hours away teaching the unattached"
girls the Charleston and bantering
with two young Argentinians, also col
lege boys going home, concerning the
coming war between Brazil and Ar
gentine.
THE war to be is accepted as a GER
L tainty. The moot point is, who
is going to win, Argentine or Brazil?
The Brazilian boosted Of the great
resources of his country, the fourth
largest country of the world, with
more man power, besides, than Argen-
tina has. Brazil would crush Argen-
tine with sheer force of numbers and,
while doing so, sweep over little Uru-
quay between as the hosts OF Kaiser
Wilhelm swept over Belgium in 1914.
Especially if Uruguay aided the hated
Argentina. A Uruguayan on the boat
shrugged his shoulders and admitted
his country's weakness.
The Argentine lads were equally as
sure that Argentine would win the
war. One Of the two boys, the most
forceful of them, felt his confidence
enhanced by his own present triumph,
he having won out against the Bra
lillian in a silent war for the clandes-
tine favors of a Danish girl going
south to marry her fance, but who had
succumbed, as many a maiden does,
to the witchery of the ocean under
tropical moons, and given her caresses
if not her heart to the Argentinian in
the propitious shadows of the lifeboat
davits as the boat plunged forward
during the tropic nights with the phos-
phorus cleaning in the foaming tor
rent at the stern and the southern
cross hung sparkling in the heavens
above the bow.
THE Argentinian was Just as sure
that Argentine would win the war,
Argentine was more progressive, and
he ridiculed the motto, "order and
Progress" as lettered on the Bra
lillian flag. 1.-THE macacos* have
neither order nor progress" he
snorted.
The Argentinian boosted OF the
strength Of the Argentine army and
navy. He had host OF friends in the
navy. An assignment of $50 naval
officers from Argentine was in the
United States learning the art Of war
from the peaceful Yankees, who also
were assisting his country by loaning
millions and millions OF dollars TO Ar
gentina, besides great industrial In
vestments.
-
."Macaco." deprecatory term
meaning a maaformed or misbaeottan
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-06-12

That the hangman shalt be Knocked,
standing by an empty rope;
That You shall yet be freel
So wait a littls longer
Six long miserable years
Have already passed into
The waters Of the distant past
Beyond recall;
Six years that were black
As Death; full Of torture
As horrible nightmare
A dream Of Eternal duration.
SO Comrades, what matters a few daysY
Waitl
The Giant Of Labor rises,
And prociaims with voice Of thunder
And eyes that huri Iiahtninqs
At the Lords OF Wealth:
THAT you SHALL YET BIG FREEl
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1926-06-12

'"Macaco." a deprecatory term
meaning a malformed or misbegotten
being, or ape.
Evening star., 1926-08-25
Strong
Supple
Sturdy


beach without being coaxed.
No one need say "Build cas-
ties and dig wells because it's
good for you." It's natural
for them to like it-and all
the better for them because
they do.
Children and grown-ups
just as naturally like the clean
fresh feeling that Kolynos
leaves in their mouth. It's a
treat-not a task-for them to
refresh teeth, gums and mouth
with Kolynos. They know
it's right for it feels right.
Really cleanteeth and gums,
with dangerous disease germs
killed and washed away
that's the benefit Kolynos
brings; and brings pleasantly
Observation-Disclosures
Try Kolynos tonight. Buy
it today. You'll find the
Kolynos toilet an easy and
delightful habit-a habit of
health and happiness. So
refreshing!
Evening star., 1926-08-25
MOB VIOLENCE FEARED.
Virginia Murder Suspect Trans
ferred. Due to Rumors.

NORFOLK. Va. August 25 P).-
Fearing mob violence. Norfolk Coun-
ty authorities have brought John Will
son. Negro. charged with murder, I'm
connection with the slSying Saturday
Of Mrs. Ella :. Heath. aged resident
Of Olive Branch. from the county Jail.
in Por;s, Mouth, to the better guarded
CITY jail here.
Rumovs of an intended lynching
were persistent. Mrs. Heath was
found late Saturday strangled to
death, with a rope tied around her
neck. Her home had been ransacked.
Evening star., 1926-08-25
Soon Will Be Ready!

Coblentz Pharmacy, located at
North Capitol Street and Florida Avenue cuxton CTcle Ihs store
be
improvements 1t will be filled with complete fresh stock or
will be effective here has long been
which offering
closely for
O
Evening star., 1926-08-25
MURDER JURY DISAGREES

GUTHRIE. Okla. August 25 CP.-
The jury m the case of w. *. Hale
and John Ramsey. charged with slay-
ing Henry Roam. an Usage Indian.
was discharged here this morning by
Federal Judge John II. Cotteral after
reporting it could not agree on YER
dict. The case went to the jury last
Friday afternoon.
Evening star., 1926-08-25
Adoption of Infant Approved.

The application of Christopher c.
Mertz and his wife. Elizabeth Mertz.
TO adopt Patricia A. MertZ Aman was
approved by Justice Siddons of the
District Supreme Court. The child Is
Is months old. and her mother. Mrs.
Emma Aman of Clarksburg. W. Va,
is cousin of Mrs. MertZ. The child's
name was changed to Patricia A.
Nertz. Attorneys Burkart & Quinn
appear for the petitioners.
Evening star., 1926-08-25
NEW ROADS CONTRACTED
Virginia Work to Be Done in Sew
eral Counties.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
RICHMOND. Va. August 25.-Con.
tracts for about 10 miles Of improved
highway have been awarded by the
State Highway Commission.
Three miles are in Henry County
6la are in Pittsylvania County. this
work including a bridge over Syca.
more Creek. and the third project is
for about half mile west Of Salem
Six miles of the highway in Rich
mond County. between Warsaw and
Tappahannock. have been made a part
Of the highway system. the road hav-
ing been built by the county.
Evening star., 1926-08-25

These Perco1ators arc made OF highly pol
ished seamless aluminium and arc neat pane
designs. They have attractive black. non heat
ing wood &andles. Make six cups of deliciou
coffee at one time
Evening star., 1926-08-25
Donahey Scouts
Presidency Talk,
knows His Limit

Bv the Associated Press.
COLUMBUS. Ohio. August Is
GOV. Vic Donahey of Ohio will not
he a candidate for the presidential
nomination.
He made that fat statement yes
terday to the Democratic State
Convention here.
Il know my own limitations"
he told the delegates.
When / become governor again
I will not spend my time working
for the presidency. l have not and
will not become a candidate for
President. I know my own 'limi-
tationS. -
Evening star., 1926-03-29
RI.AITO-"COmbat." j"

Those who admire the rugged
beauty of the great Northwest viii
lind keen enjoyment in "Comba'" q" the
Carl t.aemmle production, featuring
blouse Peters, at the Rialto this week
A lumber camp located at the
dumping off place" in Washington
State is chosen as the setting for the
picture, which gives House Peters
fine opportunity to portray role that
Seems better suited to him, perhaps
than any other-that Of Il two-fisted
bard-working hard-drinking lumber
man whose code OF honor Is better
khan his manners
Wanda Hawley, the only girl in the
EAST, possesses just the right type of
delicate beauty TO form a striking con
trast To the roughness of the men
end surroundings in which she is
Thrown.
The story concerns a girl who comes
West from home to join her 1ance,
the nephew offs the lumber king, he
1ieving him to be all that he has pic
tured himself in his letters to her.
in reality he is drunken rounder,
who has been given some RESPONSE
bility in camp. by an optimistic uncle
In the hope of making 4 man OF him.
Blaze Burke played by Peters,,
typical brute breaker. has been
promised the position aS BOSS OF the
new camp as a reward for signal
Service he rendered the company. But
when it comes to "A showdown the
NnCle has been persuaded 10 give the
position to his worthless nephew, who
promises in return to marry his
fiancee at once and "So on the water
wagon
The girl arrives. The nephew is
Zoo drunk to receive her. Burke under
takes to protect her and falls in love
with her himself. A spectacular for
est fire. which reveal the men in their
true characters, straightens out the
tanGle resulting from the situation
which has developed in camp.
Marie MacQuarrie, harp soloist, and
Stella Hymson. lyric soprano, furnish
the special musical features, and an
"Our Gang" comedy is good for a
Evening star., 1926-03-29

TO tame the headstrong Joan and the
resultant action gives the Aim a
measure of interest above the average.
True love wins its usual victory ana
the fade-out finds the "untamed LADY
quite adequately tanned. 3,
The picture is all Gloria Swanson,
but 1t does not reveal the Gloria or
some films OF the past. Whatever the
reason, Gloria seems to be losing ner
grip, both on vehicles and her public +"
Light Housekeeping, COMEDY
the International news reel and Tom
Gannon's orchestra are supplemental
features, !,
TIVOLI-"The Grand Duchess and
the Waiter"
A frisky, smartly dressed comedy, In
which rich young Partisan phiian-
derer impersonates a waiter In order
to be near and win a naughty but
beautiful duchess. is shown at Gran
dalls Tivoli Theater the first two
DAYS of this week, in the Paramount $
production, "The Grand Duchess and
the Waiter" which features Florence
Wider and Adophe Menjou. 1t Is a
WI imsical, effervescent bit devised
strictly for amusement purposes and
deftly lodging the matters of moral
and dramatic fire.
Harry Iangdon, In Lucky Stars,
and a new issue Of the Pathe Review,
with pipe.organ accompaniment ana
solo. nterludes by Otto +. Beck anu
Ida V. Clarke, complete the program.
Evening star., 1926-03-29
METROPOLITAN-"The Dancer
of Paris"

Dorothy Mackaill scintillates OF
the silver sheet at Crandall's Metro
politan this week in a sparkling
picture The Dancer of Paris"
story by Michael Arlen, which takes
a lovely American girl from COM
Portable Florida home to the bright
lights of gay Paris.
Conway Tearle is sturdy and ef
fective in the role of the wealthy
American. who with his French com
rade in arms is constant visitor to
the resort where the dancer appears
nightly. The Frenchman. admirably
played by Robert Cain, has grossly
insulted the girl at a house party in
Florida, and pursues her to France,
because the thought of her in another
mans arms appears maddening.
A climax of startling effect is
achieved. in which the dancer. after
having almost sacrificed her life In
dastardly scheme arranged by the
Frenchman, is nearly precipitated
into one of the greatest orgies In the
French capital.
A Helen and Warren" comedy,
news reel. and overture by the Metro.
politan orchestra, Daniel Breesl1in
conducting. provide the embellish
ments.
COLUMBIA-"The Untamed Lady"
The Untamed Lady" with Gloria
Swanson cast as the irresponsible and
excessively selfish Joan, went into
its second week at Loew's Columbia
yesterday.
Miss Swanson interprets the role of
the willful beauty who pursues gayety,
sometimes along unconventional paths
needless of the opinions of others and
equally needless of where these paths
may lead. Joan continues in this at
titude until Lawrence Grey comes
into her life. Grey, a ruthless per-
son If ever there was one, attempts
Evening star., 1926-03-29

plement First Nationals .picturiza-
.tion of Michael Arlen's first novel to
reach the silver sheet, 1.-THE Dancer
of Paris" at Crandalps Ambassador
Theater the first three days of this
week
A review Of "The Dancer of Paris"
which features Dorothy Mackaill,
Conway Tearle and Robert Cain. Is
given in conjunction with Craudall's
Metropolitan, Theater. where it is also
shown.
Evening star., 1926-03-29
ADJUSTMENTS
Continued from Fourteenth Page.)

hs mark. Except for the last 10 min
utes It Is mildly amusing, with the
Emphasis on the mildly. The fault
Rpparently lies with the gag man,
whose gags are not quite a success.
l3ebe Daniels should be credited
with some clever comedy work as
Miss Brewster. and she is given fine
support by Ford Sterling, Andre
Reranger, as the movie director. and
Warner Baxter, her leading man. A
Hennett comedy and the Pathe News
Keel complete the nrogram.