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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
BRITISH PRINCESS
SLIGHTLY IMPROVED

LONDON, April 5.-P)-Ihe
physicians attending Princess VIC
toria. sister Of King George, issued
a bulletin this morning saying:
There is in the condition Of her
highness a slight but definite fur
Their improvement, though the weak
ness remains great"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
FISHERINEN'S BOATS
BATTERED BY STORM

LUNENBERG, y. s.. April j.-C0
Battered by the worst weather expert
rncrd on The Banks in - years, the
bulk Of the Luncbcrg fishing fleet is
limping back to port to repair damage
estimated 10000. Seven vessels
arrived in port today reporting dam
age aggrcgating 100000.
The fleet was off Sable Island when
a gale struck last Monday.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
CRASH TURNS STREET
INTO FAIRY CANDYLAND

of children came but not to marvel.
Each, after pinch to see if he were
dreaming, began eating the fairyland
street until make-believe-land" crcpt
back to its prison.
Meanwhile police went about their
routine duty of collecting evidence on
an automobile accident. The candy.
laden truck of John Gonzales. 800
Lcehall avenue, and the truck of An.
tonic Cordova, 100 South Laredo
street, had collided. Cordova was
sent to the Robert Il. Green hospital
with broken nose.
"One o. 'cm gone to the hospital, :"
lad said TO companion.
Gosh. he won't get any candy, :"
exclaimed the other.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05

Fairyland escaped Monday from the
torn and thumbed pages of the vol
umes, where it has been imprisoned
for many years. For a few minutes
make-believe-land" became reality,
paradoxical though it may seem. at
South Laredo and FL PaSo streets.
The street was paved with candy.
Chocolates. peppcrmints, gum drops
and even Easter eggs in a wild color
disarray dazzled even grown folks who
are not supposed to believe in fairy.
stories.
"Yessir. whole streets full O. candy.
Musta rained it,
This news spread as quickly as
the wave of a fairy's wand. Scores
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
STATE OIL CLERKS
WIN PROMOTIONS

AUSTIN. April 5.-LP)-With the
appointment by the oil and gas di-
vision Of the Texas Railroad Com
mission of Earl Galloway, from chief
clerk to district supervisor Of the
Austin district. succeeding layton
Stanbcrry, resigned; Ed Daugherty'
chief clerk Of the files. was made
chief clerk. Louis Newbill, assistant
file clerk. was made chief file clerk.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
FORT WORTH PLANS
SEPARATE FETES FOR
MITCHELL AND KINDS

FORT WORTH, April 5.-P)-
Colonel William Mitchell, former bri-
gadier general in charge Of the Air
Service, and Major General Ernest
Kinds, commanding Eighth Corps
Area and the officer on whom deycl-
oped the duty of prcferring charges
against Mitchell in the recent inquiry
into Alitchel's Air Service state
ments, will be in Fort Worth at the
same time today, but probably will
not meet.
Mitchell is here to speak on COM
mercial aviation, while General Kinds
will be here to inspect the Junior X.
O. T. G..
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
EASTER BUNNY LAYS
CAKE FOR SHERIFF

Deputies and clerks in the sheriff 5
department assumed the role of East
or Dummies Sunday.
They made Sheriff James Stevens
present Of a big cake in the shape
II n horseshoe.
II was the shcriff's birthday.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
GOVERNORS SISTER
ESCAPES CHINESE

NASHVILLE, Tenn, April J.-NO
DR.. and Mrs. George W. Lcavclir,
Of the Southern Baptist
Convention. have left Wuchow. China,
because Of serious anti-forCign our-
breaks. Word to this effect came in
q message 10 Governor Pcay. brother
Of Mrs. Lcavcllp, which was male
public today.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
HELPLESS VESSEL
SNAPS LINE IN GALE

CORDOYA. Alaska, April up
The Whcatland. Mont. which after
losing her propeller in the North Pa
cific ocean. was taken in tow Satur-
day by the West Niger, broke away
last night in gale. Both vessels
are shipping board freightcrs.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
PULITZER TO WE'D
ST. LOUIS WOMAN

ST. LOUIS. April j.-P)-Thc en-
gamcmcnt Uf Miss Elizabeth Edgar 10
Joseph Pulitzer. editor Of the St.
Louis Post Dispatch was announced
here today, Miss Edgar is the dauGh-
ter Of William Royce Edgar, prOmi-
Hent 81. Louis business man.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
LEGALS
Bids and Proposals
BIDS WANTED

blABs ~ - - 4 IL
Sealed bids addressed TO the Hon. Au-
gustus McCloskey. county Judge. Will he
received in the office OF the county audi
tor until u o'clock a. m. Saturday. April
~. 1926, for the construction OF the
BeEar County Court House. San Antonio.
BeXar county. Texas
All bids must be accompanied BY
certified check In the sum OF three 90
per cent Of the amount Of the bid with
General Bids and five 90 per cent % the
amount Of the BID with Mechanical
Bids
Separate bids will be received on Heat
ING. VsntilatinE. Plumbing. Electrical
Refrigeration and Elevator installa ton.
Plans may be received from the
architects Emmett T. Jackson. Phelps
& Devices and George WINS. 722 Guntef
building. by depositing $50 per set for
General Plans and SIS per set Tor he-
chauical Plans.
Bear county reserves the right 20 re-
Jet any and all bids
W. s. KENDALL.
- County Auditor
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
MAN STRUCK IN NECK
BY PIPE MAY DIE

FORT WORTH. April J.-LP)-W.
W. Sutton. cmployc Of the Texas and
Pacific Coal and OIL company, is be-
licvcd to have suffered broken back
here this morning when n section oi
pipe fell on him. His condition is
serious.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
RUSSIANS ASK MARX
SHAFT BE BARRED

MOSCOW. April 5.-R)-The mu-
nicipality has pctitiOned the cabinet
to stop the erection Of a monument 70
Karl Marx. the father Of Socialism.
in Theatrical Square. because large
buildings would make it insufficiently
rpugricftOug
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
WHERE HAVE
WEHEARD THAT WORD

If he's thirsty. he's out Of luck,
remarked Postmaster =. G.. Lucas
Monday.
The postal head received n letter
from Wisconsin man, requesting
the address Of the BuckhDrn saloon.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05

CAR WASHING WHILE YOU WAIT
L. s. System, cleans the chassis. "heel'
and body. no chemicals or steam-just
water. Never close. Come any time. z.
TRAVELLERS GARAGE. INC.
2I5 y. Alamo. Oglvie Bldg. CT. 1917.
Use LIGHT WANT ADS AND GET
QUICK RESULTS AT LOW Cost
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
NEW CLUB TO HOLD
INITIAL GATHERING

The Monday evening club will hold
its initial meeting at the Y. VI. G. \.
at q 30 p. m. Monday. Dr. +. x.
Stanford. president. and WestmOor-
land College girls will be in attend
aUcp.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
S2h0 Cash-Sacrifice

ffzF FORD touring has THE original
..,sIff thaf looks good. four brand new
hrnoon tines that have not run so miles
|erk wheel spare tire, foot accelerato5
aua q quiet smooth ruuning motor ThD
- telne Cheap and dependable truusp1ria-
II..I a. 1879 terms sec OILS Clrutaert
I,1fntf Eroadsay aud s.Eth. Or. 7lIo
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
SALES EXECUTIVES
TO HOLD POW WOW

The Sales Executives Lcague will
meet at the Gurtcr hotel Tuesday
noon. c. G. Wolfe Of the Chamber
Of Commerce announced Monday.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
6'Waste Not
Want TT0t9''

How long have you had that house, room or
apartment vacant and how hard have you tried
10 rent II?
Surely you have not exhausted all means Of
renting it. Perhaps you have a sign on your
place and expect prospective tenants 70 come
by and rent your place. They are not doing
that any more.
These days and times people not wasting
much time nor are they wanting anything long
they consult the want ad pages of the
paper ana find the places that appeal TO them
then they 20 out and look at them.
viii they see your place advertised? You ale
losing money if you do not place your ad be-
fore the vast audience Of interested readers who
daily the rental columns Of The Light
Want Ads Phone your ad now for tomorrow's
Light it is a good Want AID Day.
Just call Cr 4577.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
TX. STATE OFFICIAL DEAD.

NEW MADRID. Mo, April j.-ND
Albert o. Allen, 81. former state
auditor, died yesterday ut Omaha,
Ncb.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
1925 Essex Coach

All-steel body, new paint. looks like
a new car; motor in perfect mechanical
condition; a big saving; must sell at
once. Mis-. 1872.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05

Auto Parts.Aeeessories 1s'
Select Auto Parts Co.
1000 wheels and rims and other parts.
1895 n. FLORES. TR. IS.
L. !. sETBEL. gas, OIL. battery sery-
ice. 5o2 Austin. OR. s43s.
Tumey Lens
Sold on a non-gIare guarantee. Ed
H. Eckenroth. state distributor. ll5
Berkshire Ave. San Antonio. Mis-. 2OIs.
SLIGHTLY USED PARTS FOR CARS
Used AUTO PARTS CO.,
1920 n. FLORES. CIR. -3l5
AUTO Dealers supply Co.. Veedol. mo-
tor oils, greaseS. 1908 W Travis. CT.
1898.
c. CHARLIE WIGHT
7O2 s, Flores IT. 7I26
COMMUNITY SERVICE STATION.
washing. polishing. 500; greasing, 75o;
tbes vulcanized. 1922 y. Flores. w. 42S1.
PALM SERVICE STATION
Ajax tires and tubes, accessories, gas
and oil. 514 W. Travis. CT. 1919.
PIONEER TIRE Coo. Tires. batteries
recharged. SOC. 4ol s. Alamo. CT. 1880.
JOHN sCHMTD Filling Station. Firestone
broadway. CT. 22i2.
TEXAS AUTO PARTS CO.
NEW AND USED PARTS
so2 3. Flores. CT. 8s3i.
Q. II. MOUNTJOY PARTS co. Autu
truck. tractor parts. 200 Third. CT. 1882
3333.
Auto Misunderstanding 1871
wheels. axles. 5lO Fifth St CT. 46y.
SAN ANTONIO WELDING co. Under
new management. ". B. Lerich, TT. 1907.
1 want your business.
A. l. BASS. general auto repairing,
wrecker service, electric welding and
blacksmith. Austin and Lamar. IT.
500.
OXYGEN
Carbide, scetylene hydrogen welding.
Equipment supplies
MAGNOLIA GAS PRODUCTS co.
James II. tips, Mgr.
sos South Medina st. CT. SIS
JOHN J. KRAUs. blacksmith. Auto
blacksmith. repairing. body repairs. al
MDONALD AUTO SUPPLY-General re-
pairing. washing. greasing. sos Main CT
237S.
BklChE : NBAfAbE-StnFTdl IFFdil :
ing. oil. gas road service. 1903 Blanco
road. W0OdlaWn $685..
PAIGE and Jewetts our speciality for re-
pairing Hall & Nielsen. at Kanes Garage
PA r. Travis. CT. li2.
v. MORALEs-Ford repairing. paint
Ing. upholstery, work guaranteed shop
In rear: second cars for sale. 30 Eleventh
ST. Cr. 1928.
CENTRAL MOTOR CO.
Auto repairing. laundry, wrecking
service. 302l4 Dwyer Ave. TT. 7Tll.
Washing. Polishing Greasing 49,
CAR WASHING WHILE YOU WAIT
4. s. System, cleans the chassis, "heeIt
and body. no chemicals or steam-just
water. Never close Come any time. ["
TRAVELLERS GARAGE. INC.
2I5 y. Alamo. OR.lvie Bldg. CT l07.
I+SE light WANT ADS AND GET
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05

1928 Ford coupe
With SIX balloon tires
This coupe was just slightly
used and will give the same
service az a new car Guar
antecd for 80 days. Terms
20 suit.
LIsTOS =. LANDER.
5G2 No. Alamo. TT. Sill
TWO 81 ton International trucks, good
srr hauling wood or dirt; will take
s2-5 each or trade for property. CT.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
AUTOMOBILES

Auto Painting.TOpS ISS
DUCO-The genuine kind. Hoebel Paint
Shop. established 1907. next door 70
KHeupper. 1906 Broadway. CT. $50.
Scale FORD EXCHANGE retops Ford
cars. $40. 81 z. Houston TT. 1886.
AUTO TOPS. CURTAINS. seat covers
and painting Tor less money. a. Han
Mich Jr., 1880 Victoria. Mission 225j.
AUTO and CarrIage Top Co. II. G.
NcGOwn. manufacturer auto and buggy
tops CT. 13i sos y San Saba.
Auto TiTes-Tubes 100
FTREETOSE solid tires. never been used
lGx7. 8GEs. $50 each pressed on wheel
BIIhartz Auto Parts CO. 900 n. Flores st.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
AUTOMOBILES
Used Cars for Sale
Late 1924 Ford Coupe
1924 Ford Touring Car
Studebaker Sedan

An unusual opportunity offered in
this seven passenger Studebaker big six
sedan. Driven by private family less
than 5000 miles. Car looks and runs
as well as when bought. VIII be sac
rificed for sllO0 less than original cost.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
Ford Roadster

With starter and demountable rims
new paint, new seat covers and good top
ready for service and priced right, $3.50,
terms. See Ketchum. with
CRAWFORD MOTOR co.
Or 414I 5ll-l7 W. Houston st.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
WHY'S Knight Sedan

1924 model. excellent condition me.
chemically. good tires all around with
spare. double bar bumpers, front and
rear A big value for $3.50. Terms to
suit. Woodlawn Ass.
ARMY Liberty truck. in fine condition;
has tires as good as new, $3.50 cash.
Solchers Salvage Place, 1883 E. Hous-
ron ST
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-05
1925 Ford Touring

Just like new and guaran-
teed for so days against any
defect. All new cord tires.
LISTON Z. lander.
602 No. Alamo. Tr. 51l7.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-21
UNIQUE PLAN
is IN FORCE
IN RANSOM co,
Volunteer Road Planning
Body COOperates With
Co. Commissioners

A plan which because it "scrves
to express public opinion largely in
advance Of the fact and obviates
the after-kicks," has enabled Ran
som county to make rapid STRIDES in
highway improvement, is described in
the current issue Of "rhe Highway
Bulletin" official publication Of the
North Dakota Highway Department.
The movement centers around the
Ransom County Board Of. Highway
improvements. volunteer body,
which is recognized by the Ransom
county board of commissioners in all
discussions pertaining to highway
matters.
Ransom county possesses an or
ganization about which every other
county in the state should know
something and perhaps might profita.
bly, copy says The Bulletins article.
at is no more nor less than coun-
ty-widc and all-inclusivc road-plan-
ming body which is now functioning
strongly and has functioned for the
past eight years and which has CIV
en- Ransom county well-rounded
system of improved state highways
and internal county and township
roads,"
Many Attend Meeting
The group meets in annual ses-
sion with the county commissioners.
in addition 70 the members quail
lied under the law" says County Au-
ditor J. A. Gray in describing the
plan, "individuals and delegations
from all parts of the county attend
these meetings and the local needs
of the districts. as we'll as contemp-
lated and possible county work in
conjunction with state and federal
aid, are thoroughly outlined and dis
cussed."
Calling attention to the work done
IN Ransom county under the unique
plan, the auditor mentioned the grad
ing and graveling Of several roads,
the designation Of additional state
highways in the county and the i'm
proyement in various ways OF both
township and state roads.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-21
SARMIBNT0 IS
ONLY FILIPINO
LEFT OF FOUR
Series Of Deaths Is Without
Parallel in the History
of Boxing

Chicago, April 2l.--(P) Only ono
Of a quartet of Filipino youngsters
selected by Frank Churchill in Man
ila. and trained to a boxing brillianco
that enabled them to contest upon an
equality with the best of their weight
in the world. remains alive and able
to carry on Pete Sarmiento. the
largest of the group and at that only
Il featherweight.
Clever Scncio. who died yesterday
in Milwaukee after Il terrific 10
round bout with Buddy Taylor, Terre
Ilaute. Ind. challenger for the world $
bantamweight title. was the third to
pass on in that manner.
Young Dcncio was the first. He
died after Il grucling battle with
Bert Mccarthy in Melbourne. Aus
tralia Previously Dcncio collapsed
after his fight with Eugene Cirque
Of France. former worlds feather
weight champion. but recovered. Then
came Pancho Villa. who scared to
heights just beyond the reach Of his
three little brown brothers by win
ming the worlds flywcight cham
pionship, only to die, too. after a
fight.
The unusual record Of deaths of
the li0le Filipinos has caused Chi
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-21
Girls Who Stole
Car From w elfare
=. Worker Arrested
nIINW.

jamestown, N. d., April 2l.-R)--
who. ON Monday afternoon are alleg-
I'd to have stolen the car Of Mrs.
STEELE Ball Shepley, welfare worker.
as she was looking after their in,
terests at local church school,
were arrested at Valley City and are
held there awaiting the Stutsman
county sheriff fort their return here
to, answer tie charge Of petty lar
ceny filed against them by Mrs.
Shepley. They were drivinp the
Shepley car when found, officials
here were told.
The young girls, hungry and PEN
rjless, called ut the Barnes county
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-21
THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE
MRS. HARTLEY
FUNERAL WILL
BE TOMORROW
Deceased Came to Burleigh
Co. in 1S95-Lived in
Bismarck Since 1905

Mrs. Henry Hartley. who died early
Tuesday morning at the home Of her
daughter. Mrs. \. T.. Jensen Of Fiji
teenth street. was horn January 81.
1857, in McHenry county. Illiois. Her
maiden name was Merte Miles. On
July "a. 1873. she was married to
Henry Hartley at Woodstock. H.. and
in October. 1885. they came to Bur-
leigh county. Since 1905 Mr.. and
Mrs. Hartley have made their home in
Bismarck.
Twelve children were born to this
union, including. three pairs of twins.
Mrs. Hartley is survived by her hus-
band. four sisters and brother. and
10 children. The children are Mrs.
Ora May Norton. Vergcnnes. YER
mont: Mrs. Edusa Mclean. Spokane.
Washington: Leslie G. Hartley. Port
land, Oregon; Arthur Hartley. Aus
tin. Minnesota; Mrs. Susan Ellen Mat
thcws. Ortonville. Minnesota Earl.
Willis and Roy. Bismarck: Mrs. Win
mic Belle McCrorie and Mrs. Sarah
Lydian Jensen. Bismarck
Funeral services will be held at ,
o'clock Thursday afternoon from the
Perry funeral parlors. with Rev. ".
f.. Water Of the Methodist church of
floating.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-21
Fargo Has Annual
School Election

Fargo N. d.. April 2l-(AP)--B. G..
Marks, Mrs. Oscar Kjorlie and Mrs.
II. w. McArdlc were elected members
Of the Fargo board Of education for
three year terms, and Mrs. W. {.
Green. who was un0pposed. was
named to fill an uncxpircd term Of
one year, at the Fargo school election
yesterday.
The real contest 70 the election de-
yclopcd between Mrs. McArdlc and
Fred Hector for third place in the
race for three year terms. Mr.. Marks
was high in the field Of six candi-
dates with total Of 2.l2G. Mrs.
Kjorlic was next with 2.O39. Mrs. Nc
Ardle won over Mr.. Hector by III
votes. polling l,40l as against 1.2Sl
for Mr.. Hector. Mrs. O. A. Stevens
was fifth with 49l and DR.. w. F.. Hell
Ter sixth with 248. Mrs. Green. with
no opposition, pollcd 2.314 votes. A
total of $500 votes were cast.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-21
GEN. BUTLER
REPLIES TO
HIS CRITICS
Says Discipline Will Be Main.
tanned Despite Propa-
gandists' Bluffs

New York, April 2l.-(P)-Criticism
that he violated the code of social
ethics in prosecuting Colonel Alex
;. Williams for intoxicaNon is ans
wered by Brigadier General Smed-
ley ,. Butler in dispatch from
San Diego, Calf, to the New York
World today.
Impartial discipline in this COM
mand," says General Butler, evil be
maintained despite all bluffing by
well organized propagandists to the
contrary
This is issued, not as a defense or
explanation. but to present an angle
on this case that has, not been APP
parent in all the mass Of inspired
publications circulated with view
to intimidation"
Mud has been thrown in futile
effort to steer the public mind away
from the real issue"
The statement says that naval
regulations, issued in accordance
with acts of congress passed in 1872,
have forbidden drunkenness in the
service, and that therefore the 18th
amendment has nothing to do with
the case. The simple facts, the state
ment continues, are that member
of the United States service commit
led violation knowingly and public
~, and in the presence of his COM
manding officer, realizing that dis
culinary action must follow.
Conviction Of Colonel Williams for
drunkenness was indicated when the
court martial hearing of his case
was adjourned in San Diego. Monday
without notice of acquittal.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-21
ADNERTlSEMENr

Sealed bids will be received by the
Board of City Commissioners of the
city OF bismarck. North Dakota. un-
til eight o'clock, r. NJ. May Sd. 1895,
for furnishing the materials for a
fence around the Municipal Swim
ming POOL.
Bidders shall submit with their
bids detailed description of the
fence proposed to be furnished. Civ
ing size. style. weight. ctc., which
shall conform substantially to the
following specifications:
Approx imatcly t7G linear feet of :.
foot non climbahlc park fence. = inch
tubular iron posts with ornamental
caps and having foot extensions
for 3 strands Of barbed wire. posts
to he set 10 feet apart, corner or
end posts to be provided with proper
bracingS.
Bids shalt he made upon Il basis
Of price per linear foot Of fence,
main fence and barhcd wire includ
ed. and price per post.
The Board Of City Commissioners
reserves the right TO reject any or
all bids
NJ H. ATKINSON.
City Auditor,
(3-o1-~l-oS)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-21

for Portland. Me-. they would not
know what ii was all about in Tansier
or Timbukiu 4 religions revival
suited TO Dayton. Tenn. would not
DO for Rome on Oxford A peace
play that would suit the y W. {. A.
exactly would make Mussulin, laugh
and make Trotzky groan.
The world is interested only in
things that the world has been doing
Tor thousands Of years. things that
are part Of every sub-conscious mind.
Kill criminal strangely. in lethal
chamber, or with an elephants foot.
and all the world will pay attention.
For one man or woman deeply
interested in the plan TO harness
tide power in the Bay Of Fundy
there are 900 more deeply inter
ested in Miss Peggy Hopkins Joyce
announcement Of what she calls my
little engagement the same being
the prelude To her fifth marriage
King Solomon had many marriages.
very informal. Catherine Of Russia
= had dozens of ''l!ttlc engagements
that never came to anything. Our
alleged half-monkey ancestors were
much interested in little engage
fents,' and that interest fingers
They never harnessed Il tide or wanted
to. Such an enterprise leaves their
descendants cold
II. nevertheless. you think you have
the plot Of an uplft picture for all
mankind. wa.N Il cut and send it to
ycuf tavcrte moving picture pro-
Guces, not here.
What does interest mankind on
this calm Sabbath day?
European nations. Ike whisky or
drug victim. wishing he could swear
eff. wish they might resolve to stop
killing each other and keep the reso-
luton. They think this nation should
help them. But the drankard must
cure himself. His, not ours, is the
thirst.
Here we have sworn off alcohol,
officially and solcmnly, in the CON
stitution and in the law. But that
part of the constitution is kicked
around, like the dog in Champ Clark's
song. by the rich. by the poor, by
high school children. by officers and
gentlemen of the army. when they
entertain their superior officers. and
get drunk in the entertaining process.
Some say let's go through with it.
even if it does not seem to work. To
that, bootleggers and hi-jackers MUIR
muir. "Amen!"
Others say, "Let us try Thomas
Ia ffarcny ,'s aIvian IN fhn
declarations; mavbc he knew. Let
us have light wine and beer, fight
whisky and ruin the bootleggers.
Pure virtue, never having tasted
either, says, "Beer is worse than