New Britain herald., 1926-11-20
THE OBSER YER Makes Random Observations
 On the City and Its People

fly eleven is being treated by the doctor for the injuries received in the game. the victorious Food elev- en is carried off the field and Coach Aggie is the royal guest at a celebration sponsored by her teams most fefvent packer, Cfricer 624.
 Hilda. everybody's sweetheart, met us just as she was getting off the train at Berlin. We made wild dash for freedom but she f. nally buttonholed us as we were lodging around the trunks that cluttered up the platform.
 My DEAR. I have just this MINUTE come home from a per fectly GORGEOUS weekend down at Dicks college. I mean I have NEVER had such perfectly HOT time in my life. And I met the incest boys and danced with the FOOTBALL STAR and heard the best music. I mean it was a wow.
 "The funniest thing about it was Dick forgetting all about asking me. I mean it had slipped the poor boys mind and I had to REMIND him of it before he remembered and even THEN he said he couldn't imagine when it was that he had asked me. said he guessed it must have been then because he hadn't been TIGHT lsince then. Can you imagine a boy like that? I told him that he should take that course that makes you know Addison Simms when you see him and he said he wished they had STRICTER ENDORSEMENT in this country and he was never go- ing to get tight again because he always did foolish things when he was tight. You could just SEE that he was hearbrolen about forgetting all about it ana I think he's a DEAR to swear off liquor just for me.
 1T went down Friday afternoon and when I got to the station there was this whole MOB waiting to greet me and the other girls that had come down on the same train. Dick had sent a freshman because he had a class and just COULDN'T break away from it. he said. and this freshman was the CUTEST THING. ] mean he tipped his hat to everybody even the Seniors and Southmores and EVERYBODY. He carried my bag and was awfully nice to me and I asked him what FRATERNITY he belonged to and he said that he didn't belong to any because the fraternities had not taken in any freshmen yet so I told him that I would have Dick take him into HIS fraternity and he got positively pale and sort of moaned and he said. For Gods sake, don't do that and I could see right off that he was terribly TASTEFUL and l said I certainly WOULD and he got sort of GREEN around the eyes an all he kept saying was 'Omigod, Omigod' all the way up to the fra ternity house.
 "So had been thinking it would make big HIT with the BOYS if said I was a Southern girl. I mean these Southern girls rate plenty EVERYWHERE so I thought I would tell everybody was q Southern girl. So the first boy danced with I used this terribly Southern DRAWL and the boy ask ed me where was I from and I said SOUTH DAKOTA because that was the only Southern state l could think of. This boy he looked kind of funny at me and said Way Down South, huh and I said You bet and I kept on talking Southern eX- cept once I got mixed up and start cd talking Jewish or SOMETHING but I guess he didn't notice 1t be- cause he started asking me all about where I lived and EVERY THING and l could see that l was going across BIG. So l told him all about this plantation we had do,yn south and this FARM we had and how my father used to lynch NEGROES with all the other farm CTS around there. And he asked me was this plantation on the farm and l said YES. the plantation was right in the middle of the farm and had these big WHITE PILLOWS in the front and he began to call me Little EVA instead of HILDA o1 hi,,, HILDA and he said SOMETHING about rose by any other name or SOMETHING.
 50 Dick was dancing with me and he said Don't be nice to that egg because he's a Phi Nu or SOMETHING so the next time I danced with this boy I told him I was sorry that he was so Phi Nu and he seemed sore at SOMETHING but I guess he didn't like sympathy because after that he wouldn't dance with me because l was so sympathetic.
 q would have had KNOCK OUT time only Dick told me they | ha got a case of SMALLPOX in the college and everybody except the college boys would have to go homo so l had to come home this
 morning. 1 mean 1t was too bad that it had to be over so QUICK
 but I would rather come home than
 stay at this college on account of
 being SICK with SMALLPOX.
 Most of the girls had to stay on account of Dick said they had d. [ ready got it and they'd have to stay ] until they got better again. I mean , am always lucky that way" Now that the work of codifying
 of the city ordinances has been com- | pleted by Mayors Secretary R, !.