New Britain herald., 1926-02-16

ding the cheek. Bacon and eggs, a fad just now, may be had at S3.0O iper order, which includes twenty l llNe cents worth Of bacon and cggs.
 Two Menu Cards One onterprising manager has two sets Of menus, one with and one without prices The menus without lprices arc handed the ladies, and l llhry orlor, blisslully ignorant of Iwhy their escort squirms around so.
 The most important dignatory in Ilhc night club is the head waiter II ,ls he who spots the broker" one Iof the preferred customer class. NrNt in the order of their impor- |tance as revenue producers, at such Irluhs as the commissioner aims Co close, came "slightly drunken boys who look rich,"
 The Butter And Egg Man
 The butter and egg man" and al- Iso referred to as good time Charlie" land the Theatrical celebrity" AL though unsuspccting these classes Iarc put on exhibition hy the proud management which enjoys their patronage.
 lI the "cyen as you and l" class, who make possible the sale of the hat checking concessions of some ot the smaller clubs at from $15,000 a year up como the less moncycl but essential Broadway habitues, bank clerks, bookkccpcrs and minor exec utiyes, who bring their own" and appear about once week, spending only about $25.
 The Breakfast Dance
 Faced with the necessity of being |always one jump ahead of tomorrow, | the latest wrinkle evolved by night 1 club sponsors for the relief Of the tired business man." is the break fast dance.
 The breakfast dance, strangely |,nouEi, starts at about five or six lin the afternoon. For two or three hours it follow rather conventional lines while at some places objected to by the police commissioner those participating go through q process called getting oiled" Once well "oiled,' perhaps an entertainer will favor with: "Who'n chop your suey when I'm gone?" She will then ap- pear to sing the last verse, the one supposed to contain a kick for the patrons for S2,00. If she doesn't run out of last verses she gets rich. Bomharded With Money Other night club songs are such l as 'J1lOrida You Owe a Lot 10 Me" | When the final stage is reached pa irons some times roll up dollar bills and Lombard the orchestra Iacross a tiny dance floor. An eX- i pericncod banjo player can pocket dollar bill without missing q stroke. In some of the clubs where labor i ate bars arc found in the upper stor- ios of barn-like buildings. q general pilgrimage higher up takes place at about three d. m. Having partaken Iup a might Cap' the uninitiated imaneuvcr down stairs again and de- part. The lights over the main en- trance are eXtnguished and the club Iappcars closed.
 Continues Till 8 4. NJ.
 The "rcgulars' however. steer for ,anothcr and darker entrance some distance down tho street or around ithc corner, and the rcvcl continues until about eight Il. m, the manage Imont of one brides itself upon clos ling promptly at eight q. m., giving
 its patrons cold showers, and ship Iping them off 10 work as fresh as
 the dawn" To the adage never educate a sucker" some Of the night clubs have added another line.
 never turn him loose while he has
 q dime"
 The clubs claim there is little of
 what the police call "raw stuff" .Thc management feels that when guests start throwing money around, they are well entertained. Nude ldanccs are taboo in most night IClubs