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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
Sanction Six Months Trial Sale of New
3A90 Malt Tonic with Taste Like Beer

Washington March 29-(AP)-A malt "health booster
containing per cent alcohol which looks like beer and
tastes like beer be placed the market for trial period
of six months sanction of Assistant Secretary Andrews
of the treasury in charge of prohibition enforcement
Permits manufacture and sale of the tonic drug
stores throughout the country without the requirement of
prescriptions been issued to Anheuser Busch Inc ST.
Louis the Pabst Brewing Company of Milwaukee Wis
The has placed restriction upon the
that may be manufactured sold the although
drug stores will be limited to to 25 week. depending
upon the volume of their business.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30

Washington. Mar. 29.-(AP)-The
Italian debt settlement kicked up a
real rumpus today in the senate, with
rules going by the board as senators
engaged in running cross fire Of
attack and defense. Premier Musso-
lini came in for few broadsides and
the conflict even extended to who
was responsible for writing the Re-
publican party platform of 1924.
While the debate of three hours
was reaching its climax the Amer
lean debt commission was accused Of
having a new System of mathemat-
les" in figuring the Italian settle
ment.
This accusation came after Senator
Continued on Page 3-Col. -
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
District Attorney
keyes Promises Word
IN Taylor Murder

LOS Angeles, March 29.-(AP)-Dis-
VIII Attorney Asa Reyes and his dep
w. ~ harold L. Davis, declared on ar
] s.ai mere from an eastern tour today
~. they had not uncovered any ma
. MA evidence which may lead to the
Iv.uIlon Of the William Desmond Tay-
w murder here in 1922.
stories published today Of second
aa. .u confession obtained by the two
s "sers In the east were declared by
snorities here to refer to develop
s s.at OF few years ago. The alleged
na.esslon was said to have been
'as 70 officials by a drug addict In
eastern penitentiary.
!. !, intend to issue statement in two
!, Mree days." said Keyes to a group
NJ. newspaper reporters and camera
~sa al the station,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
Springfield Lawyer
Named Defendant
Conspiracy Charge

Boston, March 29.-(AP)-Joseph
B. Cowett, Springfield lawyer. was
named as a defendant in a conspir-
acy to conceal $4,000 assets in two
bankruptcy cases. it was learned to-
day. His name and those of others
charged with the conspiracy became
known when Morris Goldberg Of
Springfield was arraigned in federal
court on a secret indictment. Cold
berg was released in $4,000 bail.
Besides Cowett and Goldberg. the
defendants named in the indictments
are Louis Pallot, Moses Pallot. Louis
Cloth and Caspar Pallot, all Of
Springfield and vicinity.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
New World Mark
OF al Days Without
Food by German

Berlin, March 29-(AP)-Herr Jol-
ly, professional faster, tonight estab-
lished a new record OF A days TOT
abstention from food. but he was
helped out of his glass cage, which
was carpeted with cigarette butts
and strewn with mineral water bot
ties, as complete physical wreck as
could be imagined. He had beaten
the worlds record held by Signor
Mulatti, of italy, by one day. Though
unable to walk and speaking in a
feeble voice, Jollys mind seemed
very alert.
Doctors found the faster's digestive
organs entirely dormant and decided
to take him to the hospital. where he
will be fed a liquid diet almost ex-
clusively, several teaspoonsful at a
time, under the closest medical OBJ
servation.
Jolly, who is 25 years of age, re-
ceived $4,000 in box office receipts
for his exhibition.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
bill Calls for
|State Pension
|For Widow COmeau

Roston, March 29-(AP)-While
ne governor and city and state off,
dals we're attending the funeral to-
ay Of Patrolman Frank J. Comeau,
Who was killed by automobile ban
tt In Dorchester Wednesday,. a bill
vas introduced in the state senate
authorizing the city to pay an annuity
In the policeman's widow.
The bill, filed by Senator John W.
Mccormack, provides that the sum
ID $50 month be paid to Mrs. Com
au and that IL she remarries or dies
within Is years from the date OF ac-
nptance of the act, the annuity shall
be paid for the benefit of the children.
Payments would continue until the
children shall have attained the age
aie.
Police today continued the search
for comeau's murderer. All but one
|d 80 suspects detained for question
Ing since the shooting have been re-
leased Comeau was shot while on
lockout for a stolen automobile by an
occupant of a car which he stopped
The three men in the automobile es-
capped by mingling with a crowd leav-
Ing Lenten service in nearby
church.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
sToRM HALTs DOG
TEAM ATTEMPT ON
MOUNT WASHINGTON

Pinkham Notch, N. H. March 90
(AP)-The first attempt ever made
to climb Mt. Washington with dog
team failed today because of 20
mile gale which threatened to sweep
driver and dogs from the mountain
side.
Arthur Walden of Wonalancet.
veteran musher, reached the halfway
house on the mountainside today
after a battle of many hours with
drifted snow and heavy winds. At
that point it was decided to abandon
the attempt because of the gale. 1t
was said to be improbable that the
climb would be renewed this season
as the weather forecast promised
continued wind for several days.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
Increase $5O,OOO,OOO
From Income Taxes

Washington, March 29-(AP)-Ap-
proximately $5o,0O0,O00 more in in
come taxes will be collected on the
March quarterly payments this year
than in 1925 despite the lower rate,
it was intimated today at the treas
ury.
Collections have reached s4S0,000,-
900 on the returns filed March 10. and
actin Secretary Winston predicted
an ct,ditional $10.000,000 would be re-
ceived.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
Find Hack Saws
In Portland Jail

Portland, Me-, March 2e.-(AP)-
The discovery last week Of three
hack saws in the cell of a prisoner of
the Cumberland County Jail was re-
vealed tonight as the result of an in
vestigation by Sheriff King F. Ora
ham. Several months ago a saw was
struggled inc the Jail and a window
bar partly severed before the attempt
at iail delivery was frustrated
The three saws were found last
week before any move had been
made to cut any of the bars. In con-
nection with the discovery of the
saws Jail officials announced that
Eugene A. Brine, serving time for the
theft of motor cars, was prevented
from drinking iodine on Saturday.
This was two days after Turnkey
William A. Smith discovered the
saws. regarding the presence Of
which Brice had been questioned.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
Patrol River for
Body Smith Student

Northampton, Mass, March 90
(AP)--In the belief that the body Of
Alice M. Corbett. missing Smith Col
lege student. is in the Connecticut
river. State Detective Joseph v. DAILY,
IS having the river patrolled at Hart
ford. He believes that. the spring
freshets may reveal the girls body
and has in his possession a chart Of
her,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
Chelsea Rescinds
Action Taken on
OchO0l Consolidation
Especial to Kennebec Journal)

Especial to Kennebec Journal)
hssnelsea, March 29.-At a special
p,a n meeting hSld here today for the
hspose Of reconsidering the vote
shsa az the annual meeting March g
nhna,N was voted to consolidate two
Inr w, the action of the former meet
q t WAS reversed by vote of 10 to
con,am us oefeating the proposition of
tens. The interest was in
Ia ,. ana the attendance was probably
Er sest In the history of the town.
:" Meader acted as moderator.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
rederal Reserve Bank
Review Says Febru-
sry and March Con-
ditions Were Unfa-
yorable to r e t all
Trad e-Relatively
Small Volume Bust
ness in New England
Key Industries Over
Same Period P s t
Three Years

nox.on. Mar. S9.-(AP) - Heavy
.,rs in February and bad weather
March had an unfavorable effect
!, r.tail trade in New England, the
.,,,hly review of the federal re-
.,v. Bank Of Boston said today.
vrcbants kept their orders for
.,a. at a minimum because Of the
.,,a,tions, the review said. Repre-
.rtatiye department stores reported
mat their February sales were less
s.n A year ago, and sales volume
,ur,ns the first three weeks Of March
Continued on Page @Col. -
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
Manchester Woman
Awarded $4,000

Manchester, N. H, March 29-
(AP)-A $4,000, verdict was awards
ed Mrs. Harriet E. Dudley of this
city by Hillsboro County jury to-
night in her suit for that amount
against the town of Derry for injur-
les alleged to have been sustained in
fall on the stairway of the Derry
town hall at the Elks annual bali
April "a, 1915.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
Naval Commander
To Have Sea Burial

Washington. March 29-(AP)-The
ashes of Capt. Raymond D. Has
brouck, who died at the Mare Island
Hospital last week will be buried at
sea on April 4. from the battleship
California, fi2"si'ip of the battlefleet
and which he commanded.
The Navy Department authorized
burial at sea at the request of the
widow.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
Wales Recovering
From Ear Operation

London, Mar. 90. - (AP) - The
prince of Wales tonight was making
satisfactory progress" toward re-
covery from the aural operation
which he underwent early today for
relief from an abscess in his ear.
An official bulletin issued tonight
said:
1.-THE prince of Wales is making
satisfactory progress. All pain has
ceased and the patients general con-
dition is satisfactory. No further
regular bulletins will be issued"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
The Day in Washington

Further arguments on the Italian
debt were heard in the senate.
Secretary Kellogg regarded new
developments in the Tacna africa dis
pute as no bar to mediation.
Senator Borah. proposed three
amendments to the Edge resolution
for q prohibition referendum.
The senate discussed the reported
Mexican land grant; Ambassador
Teller termed it absurd"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
THE WEATHER
FAIR

Northern New England - Fair
Tuesday; Wednesday increasing
cloudiness, not much change in tenn
perature.
Soutehn New England-Increasing
cloudiness Tuesday; Wednesday
rain; not much change in tempera-
ture.
Eastern New York - Increasing
cloudiness Tuesday. Wednesday rain,
not much change in temperature.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
General Forecast

High pressure prevails from the
middle Atlantic states southwark to
Bermuda.
The outlook is for rain Wednesday
in New England.
Winds: North of Sandy Hook:
Fresh to strong northwest diminish
ing and weather fair Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
Boston Forecast

Forecast for Boston and vicinity
Tuesday partly cloudy; Wednesday
mostly cloudy. probably some rain;
not much change in temperature;
moderate northwest to northeast
winds.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
The house voted to place prohibi-
ton employees under civil service.

Majority and minority reports in
the Brookhart election contest were
given to the senate.
Senator Norris told the senate that
congress must vote on the surplus
crop question.
Right of the senate to sit in special
session to try Judge Fr~lish, if inn
peached, was raised in the Judiciary
committee.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30
TO PROBE REPORTED
GRANT OF LAND TO
JAP SYNDICATE

Federal Government Moves to
Ascertain Facts Regarding
Concessio n of 100000
Acres In Lower California to
Mexican-Japanese Group -
Mexican Ambassador Brands
Rumor Absurd
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-30

GEN. LINCOLN c. ANDREWS
Director National Prohibition Force
Washington, March 29.-(AP)-
Out of the continuing din and clatter
Of the prohibition controversy there
emerged today some definite action
by both congress and the admins
tration to further re-constitute the
much enforcement ma
chinery of the federal government.
The House passed without a record
vote the bill fathered by the treas
Continued on Page 3-CoI. y
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-01-31
Semi-Annual Rummage Sale in the
Jewelry Department

81 and S1.50 Necklaces, 44c
Debutante Pearl tmanufacture0
Necklaces of very small beads in
plain or fancy graduations; sterl-
ing silver clasp.
sl.5O and $l.98 Silver Knives
19c
Sterling Silver Handle Bread
Knives, good quality steel blades;
pretty design.
SOC Bead and Bracelet Sets
l9c
Children's Bead and Bracelet
Sets of fine white and colored imi-
tation pearls. Neatly boxed.
SOC Brooches and Pins, 23c
Large Stone Brooches. finely cut
and attractively made. Also Bar
Pins in white and colored stone
effects.
GoIdenberg's-First Floor.
"Charre trr0untS InVitPd.'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-01-31

Close-woven Fringed Wilton ,
Velvet Rugs, Alexander Smith &
Sons and other fabrics; Oriental
and medallion designs: five 11.3X
Eft. and fcur 9N12-ft large room
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-01-31

9x12-ft. Extra heavy Close
woven Brussels and S.3X10.6 #.
Seamless Administer Rugs, good
patterns and colorings: samples,
but perfect quality; only II rugs
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
Soc PRINTED
SOISETTE

One OF the new materials for
spring. OF smooth finish, 30
inches wide. and comes in fast
colors Of rose. blue, pink, E0c
yellow. white, etc Yard wv
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

A popular material for spring
underwear. OF imported quail
ity. SO inches wide and shown
in the most wanted light EQr
and medium shades. -. wv
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

Wonderful quality that win
give excellent wear. Imported
from England and Scotland. Is
30 inches wide and comes in
striped patterns.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17
LANCASTER CREPES

One of the materials. for spring OF fine quail
SO inches wide In guaranteed fast coors Of blue
rose, grey, tan, brown red, etc. Yard ........-.
JOSKE'S SECOND FLOOR
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

Paper is single sheet with large
envelope 10 match. In white or grey.
You can have Y sheets and 30 en-
velopes printed with your 100
name and address for only. ~
JOSKE'S STREET FLOOR
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-17

Of fine quality. shown in pat
terms suitable for covering COM
forts and for drapery purposes.
S6 inches wide. and comes in
all new patterns, in brilliant
color combinations.
Putnam patriot., 1926-05-07

sd by the members Of the Papai House hold in their official robes. a colorful pageant. All present kaeel. Behind the huge officers in their blue coats and bucksk#n brooches. the cardinals and bishops in their flowing eassocks. the gaily caparisoned Swiss Guards. there k q little white figure adyane- ing walking briskly from one Co an other. now raising his hand in blessing noE stretching It forth for the tradi- tIanal kiss of the ring l. Is Plus NJ There Is about him an air of kindh- ness. ef brisk eheerfulnsss He wears a white eass8ek with a rcd sash. little red slippers and a tiny white skull cap His shreWd and intelligent eyes peer frpm behind heavy glasses. Ills step ls quick and his address Is keen his voice is strong and vibrant ii blessing FhiS not the aristocratlc and anworldly Leo. nor the gentle and worried Pms ' nor the ascetic Rene dlet. but Plus of these Nineteen Tweu- t.es, a monarch who has lived among men From his eouutenance radiates the knowledge and the sympathy for men in which experience and prayer have well t9tored him
 The silent gaily eoloFed procession If the Papal Court passes lnte the room and comes e stop. Gliding forward the Holy Father addresses the kBeeHng sappliaat. There Is word 5f ry, Q remark in reply, a smile. ibe hand s raised in blessing, the ring is pr9fFtred for the kiss, and His Hol.- ness passes on Co the next visitor. Be youd n the great rooms where are gathered the hundreds of the faithful he stands for a moment in prayer and blessing listening humbly to the re- sponses that ring through the great halls with devotional feryour. Then a moment af silence and he has passed and the doors have closed behind him.
 J. W
Putnam patriot., 1926-05-07

dent. Col. Henry Dorsey. New Lon don: treasurer. Mir Nancy Kroner, Norwich. recording secretary, Miss Adella Rombold, field worker for Con- necticut Children's Aid society; cor responding secretary, Miss Enid Par ker. bureau of child welfare, Aor- wieh: committee chairman, Miss Dorothy Brinker. Norwich, publicity Miss Miriam BoomhBaer Danielson. membership: Miss Helen Hazard, NJ aHtic. legislative. Mrs Niola White side. New London. social. Ms Irma H1tzler. Norwich. program.
Putnam patriot., 1926-05-07
WELFARE COUNCIL
 TO MEET IN PUTNAM

The Social Worker Council of Nsw London and Wiudham counties Wili hold ts next meeting iR Putnam Tuesday May IS There wih be g luncheon at the Putnam Inn.
 The council recently elected the following officers. President. Miss Betsy Mitchell Norwich vice presi-
Putnam patriot., 1926-05-07

{ Farnington. New Mexico. hotel &riilcsi a water well. connected it with a haUse pumping system and then oii came in and surprised the guests
Putnam patriot., 1926-05-07
AN AUDIENCE WITH I OPE PLUS M

The Vatican, Residence of Eleven Thousand Rooms and One Resdent-st Peters and the Holy Year-ob- taning Pspal Audenee.-Regulation of Dress.-Achlle Ratt Pic XI.-A Great Career in the Chureh-An Audi .nee February, 1s25.-The Ring and the Blessing.
Putnam patriot., 1926-05-07

Lakes Michigan ard Hur5a hose pereeptibly in February. the irt break in the gradual reeeding of these lake levels in several years
Putnam patriot., 1926-05-07

The center Of population 0f the United States has never varied aae de- gree north or south of the thirty ninth parallel
Putnam patriot., 1926-05-07

The largest library Iu Wssrerr E rope I- t3Tg owned hT CharIas E xlnF af France. consisted af aEe aaFTtes
Putnam patriot., 1926-05-07

game Edgar Pigeon and Nick Jaw. orski were the pitchers for the Trade school. the former getting six strike. outs and the latter five. Stockton dii the pitching for KiIlingly, getting five strike-outs.
 Trade school lineup: MigueagIt, 30; N. Pigeon. C V Jaxorski, ss 0s1. lb; Slye. 2b: E. Pigeon. p. S. Gag. cher. cf 4. Beaver. f: Haniey. 4.
 Killingly High sehooi line up Bar. ret. MeMerriman, Sb; Brennou. $, GoBdersou. lb; Fuitoo, cf Rithey, 2b. StoctoB. p. Spencer. II; starer, r
Putnam patriot., 1926-05-07

California is the first state in lhs canning industry, the annual 51tpss exceeding Sl0o 100000.
Putnam patriot., 1926-05-07
TRADE SCHOOL WINS
Battles kilIinRly High Ten Innings to
 IS 10 B Victory

The State Trade school defeated KiHlngIy High school in a ten inning
Putnam patriot., 1926-05-07
The Comins Of th~ Pope

Altar 8 time. two EreAt doors swing open ard all the visitors are shown mo the p&pal Throne Room. a vast apartment. senuded. for the Iphile= Year. af its famous furnlsAsrEs af git ard orrrla. Thsre is another short vat. ard again ths basy chamherlains open more xreAr doors and he com pany uasses into the apartments ad- iaeerf t6 the rooms in which Ills hall- aess hves. According to certaln rank. she visitors are lined ap about the walls af the barr rooms throggh V hose i. iows may he secn heAatl- fal view ef ths PaaEza of Sf. Peter 's ard the tsxF ard Rome hvyOnd- In the srst rsouss are the priests ard clerical visitors Then ccuse the raFe especial sucssS and snaily. n the larg- er roauk. the great erevd of ths fAIth- fal hamhly awaiting the sight and she hlessirr of tne Pope
 There is A iittie silence and then. far doxn the ls-w lA1e of rooms, a rroeessson advances. pFeeeSssen of ror~rcusiy uniformed cTscerS follow
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-26

pie. (From Arkansas, Sweden or
Texas.)
''The coyote hamstrings horses.
Foxes kill sheep and attack people.
"The headless snake does not die
until it thunders.
"The detached tail of a snake does
not die until sunset.
"Your husband, or some other rel
ative, was chased by hoop-snake.
IF you step on a horned-toad you
will die from its poison.
'sThe Gila monster can jump twen-
ty feet. They have been seen ten
times as big as. those | have in my
zoo. Many Texans have seen them
so thick along the Texas Mexico bor-
der that it was impossible to keep
from running over them. Some of
the California Gila monsters are
more than six feet in length A fell
low was bitten by one on Main street,
in Los Angeles, and turned black and
died before they could get him to the
hospital. Many people saw this hap
pen. The Gila monster has to vomit
up its food; because the Creator for
got something. Those / have are so
small they are not worth looking at.
Those in Texas can outrun horse.
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-26
Remember
Saturday is the Last Day

BUT, last day or first day, your
chances of winning one of the three
valuable prizes are equally good. But
hurry down now while the hurrying
is good!
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-26

Those in California have all the let
ters of the alphabet on their backs.
II captured one here in Canyon Di-
ablo with the handwriting of the
Devil on it's back"
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-26

Maddest we've been for years was
at the Flagstaff exposition last week
when Just after Mrs. Joe Babbitt had
graciously handed us enough souvenir
matches to last us a week Bill Towles,
right beside her in the booth and had
the audacity to bum match off'n
us to light his cigarette with.
That feller's got more nerve!
The Coconino sun., 1926-11-26

Carl Mayhew tells hot one-and
it's true-of an automobile accident
last summer. on Oak Greek hill. Two
cars-the one ahead with two men
and the other with one-on their way
from Phoenix to the Kaibab forest,
the men with skins full of stuff that
made their trip hazardous. At the
sharpest hair-pin turn, the feller be-
hind, in an Overland roadster, cramp-
ed her as far as he could to make
the turn. Then he forgot to uncramp
her, and she headed off the bank and
landed right-side up 40 feet below
on the road he had just driven over.
She landed headed up hill. The
wheels were crushed down and the
driver, absolutely unaware that any,
thing unusual had happened, stayed
in the seat and kicked at the starter
fer half an hour until the other two,
missing him, came back down the
hill to see what was the matter.
Before the fireplace in the Won
derful Oak Creek Lodge Carl and his
fine wife have at Oak Greek, "Uncle"
Jim LaInport, former owner of the
property and guest for the night, re-
lated some interesting stories of his
early life in Arizona, which began in
1882. He came here then from Wis
consin, where he had been numbering,
with two others. They landed at a
southern desert point where cacti
abounded. The others were bent on
staying around there, but Uncle Jim
couldn't see any profit in numbering
cacti, and, leaving them to hunt gold,
he struck for the nearest numbering
operations.
Uncle Jim says the only time he
ever got into a fight with anyone in
this state was in Phoenix in May of
that same year. He and lot of 9th
ers were sitting in front of small
hotel trying to keep cool. He had
come wearing heavy clothes and
from winter of grease eating in the
Wisconsin woods and had been drink
ing salt water to cool off and beer
to kill the salt taste. He remarked
that it was the hottest damn place
he'd ever seen. A stranger on the
other end of the bench spoke up.
"This amt hot" and Uncle Jim in
terrupted with, "Any man who says
this amt hot is a damn liar" Next