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Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
[)E:NOUN(EES
n VAL. |. E !
Congressman Flays Gov
ernor For Failure To
Support Measure.
PRAISES YOUNG
Attacks Conkling, Utlcy
and Horton As Enemies
Of River Legislation.

Making his first appearance in
'he valley since congress al djourned,
Congressman Phi D. Swing Of this
city handled state and county poll
tics with unusual yigoc last night
when he addressed . crowd cstimat.
Cd to number more than 300 at
city park.
The Congressman reviewed tho
course IF the Swiug-Johnson bin
lur.ag the last session Of congress,
declaring that the fight next ses-
sion viii hn rs hard "a, it ever was;
tIaycd Governor Richardson for
his failure to support the bill at any
time during his administration. and
coming into local politics, Swing
charged Judge Conkling, District
Attorney Utley. and Harry W. Hor-
ton with being the tools Of those who
wish To defeat The Colorado river
legislation, accused them Of using
fhgir Influence to further the Chand-
Ter opposition to the legislation and
denounced what he termed their eff.
forts to hamper and harass the eff
forts of the irrigation district di-
rcctorS to carry on legitimate propa
ganda for the purpose Of aiding the
progress Of the bill in congress.
john O. Gresham, president Of
the American Conservation club,
presented Swing to the crowd which
chclrcd the cougre sSman rs he
mounted the steps 10 the speaker S
platform, and again at the conclu-
sion Of the presentation.
Praises Johnson
SWING launched into the story Of
the bill : progress during the recent
congress, praiSing Senator johnson
for his good work in getting the bill
reported favorably 10y the senate
committee. He declared that party
politics, ted by the opposition of
Congressman LeathcrWood and Hay
diem. had blocked efforts 10 have
thc bill reported faNorably by the
house comittee.
Although Hayden and Leather,
wood succeeded in haItiug the pro-
srcSS of the bill temporarily, Swing
declared that it stands an excellent
chance Of passage al the December
session of congress, the vote taken
by the committee showing no pre-
judice against the bill
Asserting that the fight 10 get
the bill through at the next session
viii he a hard one, the congressman
stated it is confronted by the ele-
men, OF time, congress beng forced
to adjourn ON March 4, it win have
the united opposition of the power
companies a0l The Chandler inter
c>tS.
Aiding the bill, he declared, viii
he thr support of the admnistra'
Continued on Page G
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
GIANT PARACHUTE !!
LANDS AIRPlll /. AME i I.
STALLED IN AIR
High Officials Declare
Success of Test Marks
New Era in Aviation.
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INGLEWp,' Callf~ Aug. PA
aal:.l ajrp'at as successfully Ilul
ed trom mid-atr lc9r tai, afternoon
by means of a giant safety para
chute.
Piloted hy Il. Carl C,'ze, the rlau,
WAS graeot.lly l"ndel from a height
Of 300 feet, at,or jhr cegiur III. .
been Silrnccd.
Amy ana naval engineers who
Witnessed the feat declared il WIS
a rrvolulionar' ~trN in t!c pgo-
@rc~, of ayatlon,
The lc~t ua> Witnessed hy mol'
:hau lu,0op prr-oo,.
\ squadron ot Is planes from
North island and Rockwell Fields,
san Diego. assemble, with tar air
plane aud parachute" ,horfI. a[.rr
Uoou.
Exactly one mjautr and : ~et-
onu, after Pilot O,Il, released his
plane it was landed ,hrrc mites
away. between EI Nr4'udo and
lu4,ywood The plane o>cji'at'd
slightly us if nemcd the growj. hut
s.rurh the raJ ii .IijIy.
\ propeller WAS broken &s the
plano landed, bat aside from this
the demonstration wa~ hailrd a conn
plctG success.
The safety device is the Invention
Of Harry d. Doucrtt, United States
naval aviator.
Doucett's invention called
"~iugs, IS lyia4 financed hy
,lr~," l.. l.aSkv of the Famou, Play
e- LaSky corporation.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
MRS. MCPHERSON
IN WITNESS ROLF.
AT |. A. TRIAL
Nv United r~rSS y.HnseG V'ir.

Los ANGELES, Aug. 24.-Cw-
iouS for a glimpse OF Aimee Semplc
Mcpherson in IT,, ,olc f witness.
hundreds, of men. women and chil-
dIcn wcdgcd into 4 courtroom here
today wien the tra Of four news
Ipvs accused Of ,irrnl2t!ug obseruo
literature was re>umcl.
Every available seat and >tand-
ING space was crammel with tn"
claiouS long before ;hr tri.I -ot IAN.
Gorr?v.
The forenoon proceedings wer"
duh. Onlv seven jurors had been
selected when the session began, aud
the task of choosing the remainder
occupied the proceedings.
Leroy RcamS, representing city
Prosecutor J. NJ. Friodlandcr am
nounccd hc had but one witness, y
policeman, who would read the Of
Tending article directed at M's, Nc
PhcrSon and published in the san
Diego Herald.
a. Il. Saucr, author Of the alleged
obscene attack ON the evangelist,
was to be the first defense Witness
Milton Golden. attorney for the
news vendors. announced he would
seek to place Mrs. Mcpherson on The
stand this afternoon.
Mrs. Minnie Kennedy, the cVaugc-
list 5 mother, and Miss Emma Schaf-
fer, her secretary. are under sub
pocna also and were slated TO fol
low Mrs. Mcpherson in the witness
box.
Other defense witnesses include
District Attorney Asa KcycS, Dep
uty District Attorney Joseph RYAN
and Chief of Detectives Herman
Cline.
The news vendors on trial are
Sam Stcinburg, Henry Smith, Man
ucl Goodman and John c. Brooks.
Witness Leaves City
Mrs. Lorraine WiScman. who said
She was a.sistcr of "MiSS * the
woman who shared a cottage at
Carmcl-hy-thc-Sca with Kenneth &.
OrmiSton May l9-29, has left the
city, according to Mrs. Mcpherson.
'Nllt hdN S'l' 10 Hl'i ~ ~ "l''
4 davitS to support her story, arcord-
ing to the evangelist
Miss y -, Mrs. Mcpherson said,
was at Long Beach, and will tell
her story to the Los Angeles county
grand jury ON September ;.
Mrs Wiscman had been guest
at Angcms Temple for several days,
but refused to be interviewed or
photographed by newSpapcrmru.
Ready.madc photos Of the woman,
showinG Il resemblance 10 Mrs. Me
PherSon were handed ont to ucwspa-
s permen at the Mcpherson tahcr-
naclc.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
LOCAL. OFFICER
PROVES ABILITY
As REAL SE.I.''I.JJTH

uffir.r !. VI. N.vjaa or tho Z.
trarln r".ice t,rcr starred in the
role III Sherlock Holmes this morn.
ia@ aad a~ "a r.~ult Ernest Valdez Of
DmgIas. Arizraa. is resting at the
,s.'iGv jail l,~teal 81 speeding
hon,~rrd ~ was His iHtcrt 'aa.
\ah'cI is ACCUSED Of being On. Of
lie lacn Who lass ..lt Ug9kc into
tic Frank Taylor >',n in Uoltvilla
and >.olc clathing wl.ch included
trousers. six slirt>, shoes. silk hose,
haa3krrc,iefS ml othor articles.
Iho m"r also stole a leather hand
.ag and IN - doing paved tic way
tor "rrr~' f Valdez.
FL Centre police received q r.
port Of the robbery from CITY Mar
>lHl pLclHn shortly after : o clock.
NiVi:D was designed to the case. He
went to the stage denot here an /
~t:rtrd looking over the passengers
eho wer" having ON the Yuma
stage.
\alG.z a.tr"ctcd his attention rs
H. ..a~ ri4ge& out in new shoes. ncw
t"o",gr.. and nrW shirt. Further i'm
Nlsli2a,iol showed he haj checked
= p-v- handbag. Not certain that
Valdez Was incrimiuatyd Vivian for
1:,.4ed the Information - lioItvilI",
;.,a.h4 that Officers There meet the
Stage auG II question Valdez.
When 1he Stage arrived il Holt
vile, E"Iaez ShraHh farther back
ia hi, seat Uut bo WAS sought ont
~ .fti~er> and forced t. submit to
al,~t1oniag. Nm rualoyr If the
Store quickly Identified rAc Stolen
articles ana N@itcz WIS .erc~,c.l.
lie confessed. po&ac .av and aam"d
tvo others who aldcd him. They are
toln4 sought by deputy Shcriff~.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
Granger Arrested
In San Diego

Fred H. Granger, wanted in ca
lcxico on cmhezzlement charges, wa7
arrested i'm san Diego yesterday at
the request Of the shcritf'N office
and brought back here late last
night by Under-hcrift Bert Under.
wood.
lie wa, arraigoed before Justice
Of the Peace Lorcnz this morning
and held under $50 bonds for PFC.
Gmmarv hearing next Thursday. lie
is charged with having taken about
50 boots used in reinforcing auto
mobile castings.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
4 L, tS',iSs.EEsRT' Ell IIpEIn.0
0FFI1rThES KILLED
ENTIRE FAMILY
", lated ,.rc~> Leased Wire

APARRT, Luzcn, p. I, Aug. 24.
Accused of eXtcrminating an en-
tire family to avcn&e an alleged
poison plot, IS persons, including
several municipal officials, have
hncu arrested at Cattaran.
When Miguel Jose, president of
TIE village, became i'll recently he
suspected members of the FagiSi
family of poisoning him. He call
al a group of relatives together and
Offered a large reward for the com
II,tc discrimination of the suspect
rd tmmiIN, officials say.
Eighteen memhrrs Of the Fagi~i
f1aIlN were Stain with polio Knives
mH prosecuting officials say that a
uunhcr of ,lo~c's relatives were
impicJIcd.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
SW ING BITTERLY ASSAILS FOES OF Bill
Crocvds Struggle To Pay Tribute To Dead Film Sta
New crest Fire
Near Mt. Wilson
-, '"'."1 i'.c>- !e..cd Mirc

- '"''"t i'.e>- !e.-c" Nir"
MONED}!A. w. u : forest
fire broke out - -" tjahn,au5s
H,ar >.cua Ha|ar toda~, according
ie.o.
?aa flames W'fa g.pTeI ~proa'-
.a'-1..-' -'cr,r ainr'ian to-
"a~t- ~. NJ. Nilsson t9a oad.
s eaa ,.a fine .l@.'.. IT, aid for
~ Rangers il com51't.as he flames
~1s received h"rc. y number Of
Volunteers respoadcd, and 4 fire
fighting army was being rapidly or
4a",lcd.
The blaze is ~ section difficult
10 approach and rangers anticipated
taoUolc iu j ncbi42 t- progress.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
MUST GThND TRIAL FOR
EORBING CHINESE WOMAN

BAKERSFIELD, cal, Aug. ct
Willis Collier. who has been charged
with tro robbery of $1,000 from
Mrs. SAM Wick, Chinese, will face Il
preliminary hearing ON sept. $.
This wa, decided at His arrai2umcnt
and his bail was set at $4,000.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
Conksing Utley
Rcnly 70 SWING
At Rally Tonight

For the purpose of defending thon
course of action rs soo"r;cr jn'",
anl district attoruov NJ w Conk
lin" and Ernest r, Utlrv. VIII h"ld Il
political meeting NJ city park to
ujqht whom thov viii tax" occasion
to mike roulv ~ tro criticism di.cr'
ed at thcm las rioht by 'on"ros~
man Swiro Judge CouNl'ng an
no'rccd today.
The meeting wnl be called togcth
er at 8o'cloch both candidates fn'
reelection declare the meeting vii
be an interesting one for the voters
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
Tourists Coming
Here Tomorrow

Forty eastern tourists will b.
guests Of FL Centre tomorrow j3r
ing q stop over o' q EerNe~ touring
paf;& hcin4 routed ,hro"gh 'ao yat
ley over tie sam Dia4p aal Arizona
railway.
Tho narty viii arrive her, at 40
a. III. and remain uari go. Dal .
Ramsey. district a4,nt for tbr rall
way. will accompany mombcr, Of
the party Oh Sightseeing trip
mouad the city and VIII % FROM
here 70 San Diego with the party.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
SWEDISH ROYALTY LEAVES
HAWAII FOR THE ORIENT
HONOLULU. r. H., An,

HONOLULU, T, H., AUG. 2t
Crown Prince GuStavuS Adolp'ur
md Crown Princess Louise Of SWcd
en- terminated their IIawaiian yi>jt
yesterday when they sailed for .a.
pan ON the liner 81 ''ia Maru, ii,v
were Honolulu 5 ~. ytS slight
dhan two weeks.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
MOLLA MALLORY
REICNS AGAIN AS
QUEEN OF COURTS
Ev HENRY L. FARRELL
CUnjted Press Staff Corrcsp

\ L
NFW YORK. Aug. once agaia
No. Hmrstcdt Mallory is the
90 Ah..rjcan girl" and not the
" Morse woman.
When the court Worr .ctcraN LETT
thr courts Yesterday after beating
Elizabeth Ryan and becoming the
nat.opal champion for Tie seventh
time, she jumped ZIP and down like
a child with a nrW doll oNd gave tn"
crowd the widest smile She even hats
shown.
She had reason to be proud of a
4-6. 6-4 and o. victory but behind
her smile and her display Of happi-
ness is story Of TIE hardest fight
an athlete. ever has made To como
back
Mrs. Mallory hasked in the lime
light MS Il national idol until, after
several hard and successful cam
pai9ns, she began to sip. Then her
cour' couquestS were buried from
public notice.
She WAS hGtt i'm 1920 when the
American Olympic committee would
ror light for a suspension Of the in
',rnatioual rules thai would permit
her to play with the Americans, The
United states officials said She was
not an American girl and that she
would have TO play for Norway Is
a NorS" woman.
She was hurt even more this year
Whom She was not named on the Wo-
mru's $ trupi, team that playcJ i'm
the Wightmm cup matches. She
went to Europe, a> the association
puts it, "Wofficially' and She
played at Wimbledon a, Chick
Evans did in the amateur golf
championship at Muirficll--an
American, yes, but IN outsider.
lust a few minutes after She had
won the championship At Forest
Hills she remarked: Il m the Amer
irau girl again.
The display Of courage that Mrs.
Mallory made in winning the third
aud deciding set after Miss Ryan
had smashed away TO q lead of four
love jN games, WAS as magnificent
as anything ever seen ON any l.old Of
sport,
The time may come when foar
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
AyiatOrs Seeking
Lost COmrade
nv Inited Press LeaSed Wire

MOUNT CLEMENS, Mich, Aug
q. -Lieut,uants j. j. Williams and
l.. S. Smith lcft Nclfridge army fly-
ing field at l:t5 p m. TODAY for
Beilrfonto, Pa. by way If Glove.
land, to search for Lieut. cyrus Bet
It's. also of Selfrilgc field, missing
since he became lost in fog nrHr
Bellofoute yesterday
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
Crowd Rescued On
Sinking Yacht
~ united Press Leased WIZ"

WIAMI, TIA, lAo&. ~ sixty
fiyrnr,r>ous op a Sunday school out.
ng were rcscurd from thc sinking
vacu Sea Scamp cmly today after
il wen. aground at Virginia Bay,
or Miami harhor,
Coast guard cutters and a Mimi
Peach police speed boat rrScacd the
party after calls for help were re
ccjyrl ~ the Miami Ecach govern
mont reservation.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24
NEAR Riot
A(5, THAI)n'II|'.23' {
INCREASES; {;
Window Broken and
Man, Injured As rc0-
pie Battle For Place.
BURIAL NEXT WEEK
Wild RuNn0rS About
Stars Death Denied BY
Doctors Statements.
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representative Of the United Press
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floor Of thc undertaking parlor and
visitors must ascend in nm elevator
which crops slowly upward.
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hallway and She visitor cators IL"
room where -u munv o' 'N. starr"
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Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24

Tho time may como when four
hours viii be a working day, hut
we are optimistS aud maybe il
won't.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-08-24

lCoNIiNnol " Nloo u
New Britain herald., 1926-06-25
HEADLINES

Whenever there is nothing else about a newspaper to cavil about the headlines form the basis of an attack. Hence we discover that a speaker held up some of these big type shockers as horrible examples. It must be added that, from the neat one-column heads, the snappy tyo-column colleagues, the more garish three-column, to the eight column shockers met with in the daily dreadfuls of New York, there is a plenitude of room for discus sion.
 Yet anyone can write an accurate headline - d punciliously proper label - without much effort, so long as it doesn't fit the type speci- fcations. It is when there are only 15 letters and spaces possible in a line that the trouble starts. The best way to appreciate the situation is for an amateur journalist-Iay- man 10 cut d news story out Of the paper and try 10 write q headline upon it without referring 10 the one that appeared in print first making ones self acquainted with the limitation of the type. The lay man will discover the stunt is hard 4r than solving an Impossible cross word puzzle. And it is even harder if there arc half dozen headlines 10 write before tho dead line Of going to press.
 The facts are the headline writers do remarkably well
New Britain herald., 1926-06-25
THE BUILDING DEPARTMENT

The building department of New Britain's government has mended it's ways; no longer is it q drag upon the city's finances. Instead of costing money - taxpayers money it is earning money
 The main reason seems 10 be that all fees actually are being collected; if there are any buildings going up without paying a pound of flesh to the city the rehabiIi- tated and rcvamped building de- partment is not cognizant of their whereabouts. Last reports had it every construction job in the city had been duly assessed the regula- ton fee.
 In addition, there have been a large number of construction jobs started. The building boom is still with us, regardless of how it may have waned h Kokomo, Wausegan or Kalamazoo.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-25
X PARDON FOR BROCK

Admitting that the pardoning Of prisoners IS a far too conspicuous attribute Of governors pardon boards and officials of correctional institutions generally there arc times when the pardoning power is iustihable and serves the end Of justice. Such a case came to light in Henry G. Brock, Philadelphia banker, who vas serving time for killing thrco persons with his au- tomobilo while s,upe0ed with drink.
 From the start Of his troubles this man acted in a most unusual and exemplary manner. Instead Of trying 10 evade justice through technicaliics if possible, he in- structed his lawyers merely 10 guard his constitutional rights while he pleaded guilty to murder In the second degree. He submitted to inc law with good grace and without fighting.
 What this Philadelphia banker did in prison -- how he became profoundly interested in the lives of convicts, how he spent his own money laylshly 10 better their con ditlon. how he opened two shops # cost of i2o,ooo as a result of
New Britain herald., 1926-06-25
25 Fears Ago Today

Harold Selander, a 15-year-old an advanced celebration Of the Fourth of July this afternoon eX- ploded a blank cartridge in the palm of his hand badly burning and lacer- atng that member.
 The milliners have objected to closing on Wednesday nights and the clothing stores are also found to be undecided on the point, Various trades will meet separately this eve ming to discuss the matter.
 New Britain council, o. L. 4. M, held meeting last evening for the purpose of choosing officers for the ensuing term. Tho following was selected; councillor, George Wild; vice councillor W. F. Thompson; re- cording secretary, F. W. Johnson; assistant recording secretary, Robert A. West: financial secretary. A. NJ. Symonds; treasurer, (. F. Goodwin; inductor, l.. H. Wilcox; examiner, C. II. Soles; inside protector, stephen Sautter; outside protector, A. L. Thompson.
 A small dog has developed mania for following trolley cars be- tween Meriden and New Britain and trots back and forth all the time. He always takes a bath at White Oak and another in the fountain around the soldiers monument.
 Clarence r. Bennett of this city has completed the details Of an im- portant discovery which it is be- lievcd vii rovolutionize the steel pro- ducing industry of the country inas- much as it provides quality which has long been sought-the ability to temper steel in large masses. By Mr. Bannetts invention it is said that pieces of steel Of many tons weight can be successfully treated as the small bars can be by the old process. The announcement of such a discovery will create great interest in the mechanical world.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-25
aoTHERLEss CHILDREN

overcrowded conditions in New Britain orphanages is not pleasant reading. It would appear that the father of five children - the wife and mother having been killed by an automobile - has been unable to find room in any of them for his charges and cannot afford to send them to an out-of-town insti- stitution. The hearts of many citi- zens will beat more rapidly on con- templating such a situation. Has it come to the point where New Britain is unable to take care ot orphans?
New Britain herald., 1926-06-25
THE MATHEMATICS INSTRUCTOR AT HOME,

Observed by Fred Anselm)
 His Wife-What will you have for breakfast, dear?
 Professor Nash--Toast plus butter, grapefruit divided by a knife, cof- fee plus cream, minus sugar.
 His Wife-Eery well, but I'd like to know who you were with last night. You came in at two o'clock.
 Professor Nash - Quite simple. Let's apply algebra to the problem. Letting equal the unknown, or who l was with. and letting y equal two o'clock, then 2, of course, must equal what you have found out. Isn't that perfectly clear?
 His Wife-You say x-Oh. I can't understand it. Never mind. Go ahead land eat your grapefruit
 Professor Nash-This grapefruit lis an interesting problem. When pressed on the circumference while .cating the diaemeter l received most Of the cubic contents in the eye. 'Ill have to work this out - five inches pi--
 His Wife - Pie for breakfast. How can you think Of such a thing! John. I wish you'd tell me how old T look-can you tell that I'm S6 by looking at my face?
 Professor -- We must apply geo. metry. Let the line AB equal the Iline CD, and
 His Wife-Lines in my face! Oh, you brute! Professor-I didn't mean that at tall, dearest. I simply meant that l am to you, as a love-bird is to a dove. which is Matrimonial Theor- em number 65.
 His Wife-Oh, darling. Forgive me!
New Britain herald., 1926-06-25
Observation On He Weather

Washington, June 25.-Forecast for Southern New England: Partly cloudy, probably showers tonight and Saturday; probably cooler Sat urday; moderate southwest winds.
 Conditions: An area of low pres sure central over Michigan is caus- ing unsettled weather with local showers in the lake region and Ohio valley. Pleasant weather prevails this morning in the other sections east of the Rocky mountains. The temperature is rising slowly east of the Mississippi river but an area of high pressure central over South Dakota is causing a slight fall in temperature between the Rocky mountains and the Mississippi river. Light frost was reported from Moorhead, Minn.
 Conditions favor for this vicinity partly cloudy weather and not much change in temperature.