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New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
"I NILE JOE" CANYON TO HIS REWARD

So "uncle Joe's unique career has terminated; in the same rambling brick mansion" 10 which he brought his bride. he answered the final call. There is no doubt he was glad, as he often said ho would be, when tie last faint beats of his heart finally paved the way to silence and the grave.
 No one knows how he got his title of Uncle Joe Ii came to him long before the other ugly term, Can nontsm,' began to be coupled with his congressional activities. Czar. like methods by the speaker of the House TO longer obtain; comparaG with conditions as they existed dur ing the heyday of the Cannon rule the present situation Is mild indeed Though all the turmoil Of politics when Cannon was pc eminent figure however, the colorful person. al attributes Of the speaker never changed from bright hues to drab. Men on the floor of the House fought Cannon bitterly. but in the cloak rooms they were pleased to shake his hand and swap jokes
 No man in public life was more the subject of cartoons; with a cigar Of expansive dimensions alway. tilt, cd in a corner of his mouth. he formed an interesting subject for brain guiding pencil. But no car toon ever made Uncle Joe" sore:
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

above the surrounding territory. can be seen from a long distance. | Citizens have every reason to be proud of possessing such magnifi- cent building.
 There ought to be more of a dedication than the school board has seen fit to arrange for. The Roosevelt building, quite as impos- ing as the new Lincoln, was merely put into use without a semblance Of ado. When the building was com- plcted the school teachers took charge and that was all there was to 1t. It would seem that the public, or at least that part Of it near the buildings, would appreciate some dedicatory exercises, or al least an opportunity to go through the buildings Much good will could be
  public has not been unwilling to dig deeply into its pocketbook to pay for these fine structures and the public has a right to wish to in- vestigate the results of it's expendi- lures.
 Let the school board put on some blah. Let the mayor make a speech: let the public be present to look. see and hear. The school plants be, long to the public and some little effort made to show the new acqui- sitions to the taxpayers will make splendid impression.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
LATGH AT DTCE

Paris - Mussoiinrs attempt to force q national dress on Italian women has given Paris dressmakers a good laugh. Poiret declares that Mugsolni's designs show a greater regard for RomGn history than for modern conditions. He asked re- porter to try to imagine a woman, garbed in the draperies of ancient Rome, getting into a subway.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Last year, when President Cool idge travelled west, he went as "an ordinary Pullman passenger" Now he is using a special train for such trips. One really does near less Of economy talk than formerly
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
ENOUGH IS SUFFICIENT

L4>oSNH Io oSI II lSlE-Nl
 By Wallace M. Bayliss George Godfrey, always jolly. Had longed, since childhood days To own talking Polly. Somehow, through winding ways, A dealer who was selling Such pets, of this got word And called up Georges dwelling To try to sell bird. In any conversation George always holds his own; In fact, his reputation Wherever he Is known Is that, although loquacious, He's not inclined to sloth: His wife, sweet. quiet gracious, Let's George talk for them both. But, friends, no parrots squawking Is heard in Georges hall; He still does all the talking For self and wife and all. His wife flew in a huff And cried, George! Nothing doing. ONE talking birds enough! !"
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

The Minnesota man who drank 6a cups of coffee to win prize evl- dently never heard 1t related thai excessive coffee drinking is as bad on the heart as running marathon race. ....
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Deaths from automoplies ho" exceed the losses of the American army during the World War; ye. the survivors don't seem to know what to do about 1t.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
u.x,hc, Apdtf BnrenO of Gircuiation

Member Audit Bureau Of Circulation. The B c is natlohal "' a''."aa .ot' which furnishes newspapeH sno uuNe tisert with . strictly nones' ahaly. circulation Our cHeu!a''n .,. hased upon this audit Fms assures nrn,ect,on again-. fraud in ne"spape, d,st ribu,ion figu es to both national ahp local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

withholding information may hove its good points, but meanuhe ~verv antique block on Main street 4s being guessed at
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
Her Fault

Mrs. Reynolds: "So you discharg ter-did she burn everyt hing?" Mrs. Haskins: No; that was the trouble. She forgot to burn the letters my husband wrote to her when he was away
 Dorothy J. Lydken
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

It's a good thing Queen Mary de- cided to pay us a visit, or the chances are most Of us would have gone to the grave not knowing there was such a person as King Ferdinand!
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Meat inspection here seeH tc be given the official o. K. Blythe old battle between nearby slaughter houses and refrigerator cars from the west continues.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

How history repeats itself; Mus solini has declined numerous crowns offered by assassins.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

-pisagreeing as to what actuails happened to the Masonic peutloh shows what can happen when tech- n,cal procedure fails to proceed.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

-Yodeling is said to be a lest art in Switzerland, but the NaudeNlile artists will keep 1t going untl! Switzerland catches on again.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

As the jokes you're always
 telling! HORACE JAFFREY .,. How about that eternal question, Where are the snows of yester-
 year?" an you get a line on it? Dear Horace: Not only one, but three others
 Where are the snows of yester-
 year?
 do not give darn, old dear. Instead the whereabouts I seek Of the ten you borrowed ycster
 week.
 Copyright, 1926 Reproduction Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

But what chance has the poor farmer got. growing things he doesn't need to trade for things he doesn't needo
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

The early civilizations might not impress us so much if history had recorded their popular songs.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

If the cheer leaders antics in- spired all that noise for himself in stead of the team he'd be called a statesman.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

The pendulum swings back and forth. and years from now Canada may annex the United States.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
Nice Job

Mrs. Jones: 50 you're tree surgeon? Are you in charge of a big tree hospital?"
 Tree Surgeon: No. ma a'am, just one of the branches"
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Easy way to trap a mail robher: Get him to reading the postal cards and then get the drop on him.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Correct this sentence: "She re- cites well,' said the gossip. "But she never uses "A Heap O Tivin'.'" tProtecied by Publishers Syndicate)
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

You can tell. The same degree of freshness seldom is found in both the walters and the eggs
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

rh.. Herald is on sale daily ID Ne~ vorL at Hotaling's Newssiand. Times souare; schul,zs Newsstands Eh''anes Grand Central. +.nd Street,
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

An, well; 1t was Coolidge pros perity, anyway. not Butler.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Peace hath her victories. The as the American ive-and-ten's.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

There's less dancing now" We had noticed it. But there are just as many people on the floor.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
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New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Our guess is that Ferdinand hasn't washed a single dish since the madam left home.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
Facts ondFanc;es
By Robert Cullen

The real reason Norway abolish ed prohibition is that she's all frontier.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

the hush money is used to stop talk about fur coats.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

The happicst man is one who goes home thinking Of his wife as reception committee.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
. ., t,. Associated PvesA.

rhe Associated Press is e&'lnN'Nels en titled to the use tcs re-ph' !" at'oi us a..aites in thts paper and also local new. published therein
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Phewi Here Marie's time is about up and not another sensation in sight!
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
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| Send all communications to Pun Shop Editor cart ot the New
 Britain Herald and yO,II letter will he forwarded to New York
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Don't blame the poor stiff. The thinks he must assume.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Autumn's the Time To Do It! Bandits have no monoply On automatics, Folks, say we: Let's load our Autumn Attics. too, With cheer to last the winter
 through,
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
DEDICATE THE NEW SCHOOL BUILDINGS

The new Lincoln school is soon to hs occupied, Its outlines, high
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
LOST AND FOUND DEPARTMENT

ALBERT LEACH a. In my youth there was a sentiment. ditty start ing,
 Darling, I am growing old ..."
 Being eager to get evidence of such a curious confession, coming from a woman, I seek your help. Dear Al: It does sound remarkable until you see the finish, which is:
 Ahi Darling, I am growing old,
 However, I'm not rebelling,
 But thanking Fate I'm not as old
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Entered at tho Post once at New bf'ta'h aa Second Class Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Nowadays
 Lawyer: You say you saw this man on the 18th day of March, 1925? How do you happen to be so positive as to the date?" Witness: Because l was driving my 1927 model car, the July maga- stands, and I had just bought a copy of the Morning Gazetteer of the 19th."
 Alexander Bearman.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

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New Britain herald., 1926-11-13
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Issued Daily Sunday E1ceptedD
 Al Herald Bldg. s7 Church Street.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

Many people have many names for
 them.' Let's be charitable and consider them merely necessary nuisances.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-13

New Britain is rapidly acquiring the reputation of being bad town" for dogs, it would seem from
 tho entries on the daily blotter at police headquarters. For the past few months the average number of canines killed and injured by auto
 mobiles on the streets of the city has been practically two per day. Seldom does a week pass that three or four killed or maimed dogs are not reported and in general, those which are injured are beyond medi- cal help and are put out of their suffering with policeman's bullet.
 In almost every case, the drivers are held blameless. There have been prosecutions as a result of col
 lisions between dogs and cars, but in those cases, it has been found that failure of the drivers to stop and ascertain the extent of injury caused the arrests. Many drivers have rislled their own safety in eff forts to avoid striking the dogs,
 while others, according to reports, have simply stuck to their path
The Indianapolis times., 1926-07-28
Group 300 Dresses
Reduced to $1O.95

Flat georgettes prints
low for
The Indianapolis times., 1926-07-28
WOmen's Knit Union Suits, Csc

Specially priced fine combed cotton suits with buiIt
up shoulders lace and band trimmed Nose knee
style; also few closed crotch styles sizes "a to 40
The Indianapolis times., 1926-07-28
Radieux Records,
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Your choice of popular records
at this price. Cleaning out our
entire stock of Radiuex records at
a give-away price.
The Indianapolis times., 1926-07-28
OHIO TO SEND BEAUTIES
Girls From Four States Will Be at
Walnut Gardens Carnival.

= At least eight Ohio cities will be
with their most beauti.
full girls in the American beauty car.
nival to be held at Walnut Gardens
here on Aug. Is, according to word
received today by Carl Freyn, owner
of the resort.
Jack Vance, show director, is in
Ohio arranging for the entry of the
winners of beauty and bathing
beauty contests in those cities, in the
Sndianapolis show, where the most
beautiful bathing girl of four States
will be selected. Entries have been
received from cities in Ohio, Indi-
ana, Kentucky and Illinois. The
winner, in addition to having an op-
portunity to appear in motion pic
lures, will receive other handsome
prizes.
indianapolis girls will compete in
elimination sem.finals the day of the
big contest, for the honor of repre-
senting the Hoosier capital.
The Indianapolis times., 1926-07-28
SCHOOL BUILDING
D PROGRAM CUT BY
BOARD MEMBERS
Figure ' for Elementary
Grades Reduced to
$4,000.

indianapolis school board mem
bers, at their meeting Tuesday
night, made a large cut in the pro-
posed $1,000 900 elementery school
building program, reducing the
figure, approved by the building and
grounds committee some time ago,
to $4,000.
It was the second time in the last
few months that the board has
backed away from the larger pro-
gram, designed to relieve congested,
insanitary and unhealthy conditions.
A recommendation, calling for only
one entirely new building, was ap-
proved and will be placed in the
1926-27 school budget.
Five Additions
The recommendation calls for five
additions to buildings that are in
complete and the erection Of three
two-room portables with a power
plant at another school.
The new building, which will be
known as School "a, is to be erected
1T Fifty.Seventh st. and Broadway,
.kand will cost $150,000.
~ Not long ago the board was con-
~sidering a summer building and re-
pair program with aggregate ex-
penditures Of approximately $780,
900. - This later was sliced to a fig
ure to cover bare necessities. o
The largest expenditure In the re-
duced building program Is an addi-
tion of eight classrooms and an au-
ditorium at School 66. 604 f. Thirty
Eighth St., to cost $155,000.
Other recommendations
Other recommendations are: Addl-
ton Of four classrooms and auditor
ium at School 43, $S0,000; addition
of eight classrooms, School AZ, $110,-
900; addition Of eight classrooms
and auditorium, School 73, $4,000
three two-room portables and power
plant at School II, $4,000, and ad-
dition of six rooms to School 60,
$150,000.
While the board was holding this
report for presentation a delegation
from the S. Irvington Community
Club asked for establishment of an
eighth grade at School 50 for the
coming year and new building as
soon as the board could finance it.
Members of the delegation said they
would appear with the board before
the State tax board in an effort to
obtain a higher tax levy so that the
building could be erected. The re.
quest was placed in the hands Of the
buildings and grounds committee.
The Indianapolis times., 1926-07-28
FOUR HURT IN BLAST

Short Circuit Blamed for Insecticide
Explosion.
BIZ United Press
CHICAGO. July 2s.-Four men
were in serious conditions at a Chi
cago hospital today following an ex-
plosion in an insecticide factory
Tuesday.
Jack Bono, %, was hurled through
a window. His skull was fractured
and his back broken. The other vic
Tins, all severely burned, are Walter
Kelly, Michael DAILY and William
Hartnett.
~ An electrical short circuit in a.
|& &1nemical storage room was blamed.
The Indianapolis times., 1926-07-28

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The Indianapolis times., 1926-07-28

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Women's Crepe Kimonos, Each, 81
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medium and large sizes.
so Aprons and Dresses Reduced to 69c
Ginghams prints; good value
Sale of New Circular Skirt Dresses
Known as Charleston Frocks- s-$159
saving this printed patterns
all the
small, medium and large sizes
El fronterizo., 1926-09-04

testad papal sobre la civil, pero esa
potestad es ficticia desde ell momen-
to que San Pablo, cuya autoridad no
Duede negarse, dice en- su Epfstola
a los Efesios, 2:2O, cue la religion
cristiana esta edificada sobre ell fun
damento de los ap6stoles y profetas.
siendo la principal piedra del angulo
Cristo mismo. Este mismo apostol
cree tan POGO IN la supremacia de
Pedro, que a~biertamente culpa a los
que dicen: "somos de Pablo, somos
de Apollo" Il Corintios, 1:12); asi
como culpa a los que dicen "somos
de Pedro, Isl este 1ltimo hubiera
sido ell Vicario de Cristo, San Pablo
Sc habria guardado bien de no cen
surar con tanta violencia a los que
~pertenecian a su propio colega. Ell
mismo apostol Pablo, al enumerar
los oficios de la Iglesia, menciona
~apostoles, p~rofetas, evangelistas, doc
torres y pastores.
5De donde lie viene al Papa ell po-
der sobre cualquier Gobierno Civil?
(Pasa a la 4ta. Plana)
El fronterizo., 1926-09-04
Jalisco Reslamenta
el Articulo $50
Unicamente para
"El F~ronterizo''

Guadalajara, jail Septiembre 81
FL Periodico Official del Gobierno
local ha publicado al fin ell decreto
expedido por la Legislature en- ell
mes de Mario Y promulgado por ell
mismo Gobierno, en- ell que Sc regla-
metna ell artfculo 100 Constitucio-
nal, a fila Y limita ell n1mero de sa
cerdotes catolicos que pueden off
cionar On ell t~erritorio tapatio. Sc
gun Gquel decreto, en- esta ciudad So
lamente podran oficiar sesenta y
cinco sacerdotes Y de diez a tres en-
las diversas poblaciones del Estado.
lE resto de la RECOMMENDATION fila
las penas que seran impuestas a los
clerigos en- case de gee no Sc sometan
a esta ley Y determine la obligation
Que tienen los ~sacerdotes de mani
festar a los ayuntamientos todos los
aembios que hay en- sus temples. En-
Gpsss . IL aIsMs pIaBal
El fronterizo., 1926-09-04
Parque y armas ha.
ladO en- TN fur6on

Unicamente para Gel Fr~onterizo"
Ell Paso, Tex.-Los Celadores de
la Aduana de Ciudad Juarez han
descubierto una gran cantidad de
parque Y armas que Sc encontraban
en- un furg6n del ferrocarriI.
Con tai motive, va Sc hacen las
investigaciones del case, esperanto
Sc dar pronto con los responsables
de este contrabando.
Como a raiz de tai descubrimien-
to Sc diio con insistencia que un
complot estaba por estallar en- Ell es
tado de Chihuahua, tanto las auto
ridades civiIes como militares han
desmentido categ6ricafente tales ru-
mOres. ~manifestahds que son insxas-
Ter (eHEetaRsF!a
El fronterizo., 1926-09-04
Aereoplano que pue
de 1eSar a Ia Luna

De nuestros
Servicios E~speciales.
Roma, Sept. g. Ell Ingeniero Gussa.
Iii, de Grecia, ha inventado una ma
quina que empleara gas ex.
hausto en- los expulsores de aire de
una turbina que gira 10000 veces
por minute. La reaction contra es-
ia serie de explosiones sc espera ha
"a que ell aeroplano Sc mueva inde-
pendientemente de la caldera.. AL
correr a tan terrible precipitation
y despues de que la aereonave haya
atravesado la atmosfera t~erreste. con
tinuara a traves del eter por su pro
Pic impulse, y 81 va dirigida con a.
%cierto, llegara a la luna.
El fronterizo., 1926-09-04

curse en- las cosas que pertene-
cen a la religion, costumbre y
regimen eclesiastico.
Entendemos que esta observation
va dirijida a la propiedad inmueble?
En- que parte Sc halla que JESUS con
venga o permita, que la Iglesia, sea
administrator de propiedades 8 de
legados pecuniarios a ~intereses BAN
carlos?
En- las "Instrucciones Reservadas''
dice textualmente:
Capitulo TX = Art. 5.-"Procu-
raran los rectores de los colegios en-
t~erarse por todos los medios, de las
cosas, parques, sotos, montes, pra-
dos, tierras de labrantfo, vinas, oil
wares, ~caserios Y cualquier especie
de heredades que Sc encuentren en-
ell termino de la rectoria; 81 los due
nos pertenecen a la nobleza, O al
clero o son negociantes, particula-
res; inquisiran las rentas de cada
una, u cargas Y 10 que por elias Sc
raga. Todos estos datos o noticias,
Sc han de buscar con gran mana v
"a punto fijo, valiendose va del con-
~fesionario, va de relaciones de amis-
tad, o de las conversaciones acct
dentales: Y ell confesor que Sc en-
cuentra con IN penitente de posi-
bles, 10 pondra en- conocimiento del
rector, procurando por todos medios
ell c~onservarlo''.
LA COSTUMBRE CATOLICA, ha
establecido un prurito de riquezas,
en- pUgna con las doctrinas de Je-
s1s, cristianas ino hay una gran di-
feriencia entire 10 cue predicaba ell
Redentor Y los Apostoles. al modo
de proceder de los Eclesiasticos ca
tolicos?
En- Ell Cap. XVI, Art. 1:%del IL
bro citado, hoy en- vigencia dice
econ Ell fin de estorbar que los de
fuera echen de yer nuestro pruri-
to de riquezas--"
Els indudable que c~ualauier Po-
der Civil que Sc oponga a la "cos-
tumbre y regimen e~clesiastico roma
no" debe ser anatematizado.
4to. En- Ell conflicto de leyes entire
ambas potestades, es decir la
ecclesiastical Y la civil, debe pre-
valecer el derecho de la Iglesia.
en- TODD 10 que Sc refiere a doc
trina de fe, costumbres y regi-
sAea eciesiastiee.
A fasS saHee, aebe yehsef Is pas
El fronterizo., 1926-09-04

Contin1a e~laborandose ell progra-
ma a que Sc sujetaran los festejos
que para solemnizar debidamente ell
Aniversario de nuestra Independent
cha N%acional, Sc efectuaran en- esta
ciudad los proximos dias Is y Is del
presente mes.
Tai programa, ademas de 10 mag
nifico que en- 81 esta por ell gran es-
fuerzo de los componentes de la Me-
sa Directiva de la Junta Patri6tica
Mexicana, Sc espera sea mucho ma
yor, dado que diferentes sociedades
Y clubs de la localidad han ofrecido
cooperar, va sea en- una forma o en-
otra.
La Camara de Concrete tambien
ha respondido que esta de acuerdo
en- ayudar al mayor lucimiento de
El fronterizo., 1926-09-04
Tn Honor de Ia Verdad

I'm Vicario General de una Do
cesis, ha hecho publica una circular
que merece analizar a la Luz de Ia
Verdad, para no confundir una vez
mas a Dios, con ell Cristianismo y
q este con Ell Catolicismo, para 10
cual la opinion fundada,
de algdn ministro de la Iglesia Ca
t6lica.
1ro. Ell Poder Civil, no tiene dere-
cho, de fijar los limites del ejer
cicio de la Iglesia Catolica-
(~Syllaleus, prop. 19)
Cuando Cristo envio a los apos.
toles a conquistar ell mundo (espi-
ritual, y no materially a todos do
la promesa del Espiritu Santo. 81 FL
hubiese querido constituir a Pedro
su Vicario, lie hubiera dado ell man
do supreme sobre su ejercito espi-
ritual. Cristo, ash dice la Santa Es-
critura, prohibio a Pedro v a sus
colegas REINAR O EJERCER Sc
NORIO o TENER POTESTAD So
BRE LOS FIELES, como hacen los
reyes gentiles lucas, %, rs, 36),
81 San Pedro hubiese sido eIegido
Papa, JESUS no dirfa este y menos
sus colegas 10 lutheran enviado con
San Juan a Samaria para anunciar
ell Evangelio (Hechos 2:15). De este
Sc deduce que no habiendo JESUS de-
legado poder especial como su Vica-
rio 0 representante en- la TERRA a
Pedro, menos este, podfa conceder
un poder a ningdn Papa sobre ell
ejercicio de la Iglesia Catolica en-
pugna con las Leyes Civiles de min
gun pals del mundo.
Edo. Los ministries de la Iglesia Ca
t6Iica, EN- Ell EJERCICIO DEL
QUITO, deben depender unica-
mente de los superiores ecle-
siasticos.
Nigun pals Sc ha opuesto nunca,
nj ha ~pretendido modificar ell ejer-
cicio del quito cat6lico, dentro de
las iglesias, resulta fuera de lugar
la "Soberana independence ecle
siastica, en- relacion con la ~potestad
Civil en- las cosas religiosas y espi-
rituaIes", pues ell punto Sc refiere
inicamente a los ministries en- Ell ejer
cicio del quito Zen sus ~ig'ssias).-
Por otra parte parece que las cues
tones religiosas y espirituaIes sea
diferentes, al decir "CoSAS ESPi-
RTTUALEs Y RELi01osAse.
8a n Re4eF AH ~ gebs afss