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Evening star., 1926-04-05

One district alone in France in
creased it's shipments of silk and vel
vet ribbons to this country 100000
last wear
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
Galloway Township.

Nellie Fries ct vir To William
Swinton; mid. of public I'd. ldg. ir.
Oceanville to Absecon, N. l5A degs.
by N. CHI 80 H.; July 8.
Edward Mcbride. Hammonton, to
Patrick Mcbride, Phila.; lots |, 2,
blk. l2l, see. B; July IA.
The Old Mars Home to Anthony
F. Macrie, iHammonton; +. Ii. Of
Frankfurt and AgassiZ, N. f. 1853
fl. by S. E. SIS It.; July IA.
Emil Buckow ct TX. to Thomas
II. Davis ct ux; N f. Ii. Of Asas-
siz, 1926 #. S. +. of Central, S. +.
25 II, by N. f. 100 IT,; July IS.
John A. Hughes, Wake Forest,
Va, to A. j. Bozarth Corp; lots SO,
SO, 60, blk. 40, map Egg Harbor
City; July 81.
Greater Atlantic City Land and
Dev. Co. to The State of New Jer-
sey: z. Ii. of Shore I'd, S. w. Of lot
4. blk. As, N. 81 dogs. Al min. 8 sec.
by E. 1878 It,; July Is.
Joseph Flynn et ux. to The State
of New Jersey; S. w. Ii. of State
Highway Route 3, S. 40 dogs. 81
min. SO sec. by w. IT,; July Is.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
through the 6; :! = [!|;l! St 9iairyla601
BIZ G. s. and A. G. HAMMOCK

and told the King that while his master bathing
some robbers had stolen all his clothes So the King
once ordered Of his best suits to be the
Marquis When the miller's appeared before the
King and the Princess he handsome and so well
dressed that the Princess fell in love with him once
The King, too, well pleased with the young
mans appearance that he insisted upon his getting
the carriage and riding with them
The cat, delighted with the way his plans work
ing out ran before the carriage. Soon he reached
meadow where some peasants making hay.
Good people" said he "the King is coming this way
and II you do not tell him that the meadow you
moving belongs to the Marquis of Carabas most ter
ribe thing will happen to all Of you"
When the King came by and asked the peasants who
owned the meadow they moving they replied your
Majesty, it belongs the Marquis of Carabas" and
they al little frightened what the had said
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
Euq Harbor ToWnshi p.

Jesse l.. Risley to Norman Me-
horster, Phila. S. w. Ii. OF Oak
land, 1926 TT. s. E. of Edgeley, s. f.
80 fl. by S. w. 115 IT,; July 49,
Bayview Gardens Co. to George
B. Curran; lot l6, blk 2l0-J: July
90.
Beresford Gale ct ux., Phila., to
Mrs. j. H. Virgins; lots 9E and
l0A, blk. 1853, sub-div. b; July l6.
Beresford Gale ct ux.. Phila., to
Dan Dixon, Cleveland. Ohio; lots
"a, %. blk. 500. sub-div. b; July IS.
A. J. Bozarth Corp. to Harkless
Williams ct ux.; lots %, 80, 80, DIX
80, map Egg Harbor; July is.
Beresford Gale ct ux.. Phila., to
William and Carrie Griffen, Chica-
CO. Ill; lot b, blk. 81. subdiv. A;
July is.
Samuel T.. Goodstein ct ux., Phil
adelphia, TO H. b. Castor; lots 25,
26, q. 2S, 20, blk. 81. sec. A; July
II.
w. N. Ransom, Phila, to The
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

went ana hid HlmSel1 III
cornfie.d, and laid his bag open as before.
This time he caught two partridges, and
these also he took to the palace and pre-.
scented to the King, from the Marquis OF
Carabas. Again the King was much pleased
with the gift
For several weeks the cat went on in
this way, carrying game every day to the
palace, saying that it was sent by the
Marquis Of Carabas.
One day the cat happened to hear that
the King meant to take drive along the
banks Of the river, with his daughter, the
most beautiful Princess in the world. He
went at once to his master.
Master. if you follow my advice, your
fortune is made" said he go and battle
in the river at place l shall show you and
l will do the rest"
Every WELL" replied his master, and he
did as he was told. When he was in the
water the cat took his clothes away and
hid them. He then ran to the road and in
short time the Kings coach went by.
The cat called out as loudly as he could,
"Help, help, the Marquis of Carabas will
be drowned"
When the King looked out of the car
rlsge window and saw the cat who had
brought him SO many fine rabbits and
cartridges, he ordered his men to hurry to
the rescue of the Marquis Of Carabas.
Then the cat came up to the carriage
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
Absecon.

Mainland Realty Co. to Rosetta
Iszard, Grenloch; N. Ii. of Coolidge,
SO fl. E. of Austin, N. $50 #. by L
so it.; July a.
Allan Mcneil ct ux., Ridgefield
Park, oAlfred II. Sturch; lots I,
2, 3, A, 5, blk. 142, plan of Absecon
Estates; July II.
NJ. H. Koehler Ell TX, Newark, O..
to Alfred H. Sturch; lots rs, %, blk.
1876, plan of Absecon Estates; July
is.
frederick F. Hauss, Fort Warne,
Ind. to Alfred H. Sturch; lots 20,
81. %. 90, "a, blk. lls, sec. l; July
Is. ~,
Ralph Bartlett ct ux. to Julia
w. Wyand; S. Ii. of Wyoming. $50
IT. w. of Bayview. S. 10 #. by w.
so ft.;. July l6.
y Stella b. Audrey ct. vir to Charles
Henry Skinner; s. Ii. of Pennsylva-
nit, 1850 1t. w. of Bayview. S. 10
It. BY NJ f.. July 10. --,.--..
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

ceived him and asked rather gruffy what he wanted.
If you please sir, said the cat, II have heard that
You have the power to change yourself into any
of animal you please and | came to see if such a
thing can possibly be true"
Certainly have that power" replied the Ogre,
and at h turned into roaring lion. This
gave the cat a great fright and he scrambled up
the curtains out of reach.
That is wonderful" said the cat. 'Now
convinced that you have the power to become any
large animal you wish; but don't suppose you could
turn into small animal, such mouse, for in
stance?"
of course | can" replied the Ogre, and i'm
mediately the lion vanished and Little brown
frisking about the floor.
The cat sprang down from the curtains, and,
bouncing upon the mouse, ate him up in b twink
ling. That the last of the Ogre.
When the King arrived at the castle. the cat
opened the gates and bowed, saying, welcome to
the castle of the Marquis of Carabas."
The MARCUS helped the King and Princess to
alight and the cat led them in to the great hall
where feast had been spread for the Ogre
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
Mainland Real Estate Transfers

City OF Egg Harbor City; n. w. Ii.
of Buffalo, 100 fl. N. +. OF Keno
phon, N. Z. 100 fl. by n. w. $50
It.; July 20.
Moses b. Scott, Fredericksburg,
Va, to The City of Egg Harbor
City; N. cor. of Liverpool and
Voss, N. f. 80 fl. by S. r. of Back
ST; July 20.
James f. Gins ct uX. to Egg
Harbor City; lots l6, II, Y OF LOT
IL, blk. Al; July 20.
A. j. Bozarlh Corp. TO Rhoda
Bird, Brooklyn, N. Y; lot q, blk
218. sub-div. Il; July q.
Stanley Brand 10 The City of Egg
Harbor City; N. Ii. of California,
: 200 fl. N. w. of Fifth, N. w. so IT,
By N. $50 IT.; No. 2 desc. S. Ii. OF
Oregon, 200 #. S. f. Of Fifth, S. E.
40 #. by S. 40 fl, July 90.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
Pieasantvilte.

Howard r. Cloud, sheriff, to A.
Sherwood Risley; S. +. Ii. of Ocean,
N. f.. of California, n. f. 100 IT. by
S. e. 100 it.; July Is.
Charles s.. Adams Ell TX. to Mich
aei O'Donnell, Phila.; S. H. OF
Spruce, 80 #. W. of Glenwood, S.
l25 IT. by w. 80 IT,; July IL.
Michael O'Donnell ct ux., Phila.,
to Joseph McCabe ct ux.; S. H. OF
Spruce, 60 #. w. of Glenwood. S.
l25 #. by w. 60 fl; July r..
James Harvey MacKendrick ct
ux.. Haddonfield, to John b. Mar
tell; S. w. Ii. of Brighton. 6Si.96
it. N. w. of First, S. W. 100 #. by
N. w. $50 it.; July IL.
George b. Lee ct uX. to Joseph
A. Dennick; N. f. Ii. Of Oakland,
35 IT. N. W. of Edgeley, N. +. l2o
it. by NJ w. 80 it.; July Is.
l.. Elyonta Thompson ct vir. Chi
cago, ILL.,. to Mary T. Foster; S. W.
Ii. of Adams, 295 #. s. T.. of Frank
lin. s. w. SO dogs. by S. f. As ft.;
July 90
Mortimer Ware ct ais. TO Harr3
w. Fenimore; f. Ii. of Plaza, 700 IT.
S. of Clematis and Plaza Pl., e.
ll2O25 it. by S. so it.; July 16.
George c. kaufman, Pittsburgh,
Pa, to Rudolph J. Griesbach ct ux.,
Phila.; centre Ii. of Walnut and
Fourth. S. 81 dogs. As min. by +.
$50 IT,; July II,
Alice S. Weller ct vir. Lansdale,
Pa. TO Sydney A. Taber: S. f. Ii.
of Shore I'd, III IT. S. w. of Joseph
Race and runs S. +. l25 #. by S.
w. SIG it.; July 20.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
AAMBLEToN's PIRATES.

Famous sayings by The famous
pirates:
Capt. Kid Hambleton: Hey.
How am | supposed to sell the pa
pers with you fellows sitting on
therl?"
Blackie Toporlian: IAN right.
you fellows laugh now. Just watch
me speed next week"
Chin Roser: Amy ice today, la
dy?"
Jack Keefe Albrecht: Hey
Lemme a quarter"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
> 4
gus
p. ~

Once there was a miller,
who, at his death, had
nothing to leave to his
three sons but his mill;
his donkey and his cat.
OF course the eldest boy
took the mill. The second
son took the donkey, leav-
ing nothing bus the cat
for the youngest son.
You could hardly expect
the youngest son to be
pleased, and he was not.
"My brothers will be able
to earn an honest living"
he said, "but I can only
eat my cat and sell its
skin. Then, l. suppose, l
shall starve to death.
The cat, sitting on the
rug near his chair, heard
what he said.
"Not SO, Master" said
the cat, Things are not
SO bad as you think. If
you will get me a pair
Of boots SO / can walk
t hr GU 6 h the brambles
without hurting my feet
and give me q hunting
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

The King delighted with the good looks
charming manners and great wealth Of the Marquis
of Carabas that he asked the Marquis soon to pay
visit to the royal palace.
Not only did he call once, but many times So
it was no great surprise to the King when the
Marquis declared his love for the Princess and asked
for her hand in marriage
To this the King, well the Princess, con-
sented and preparations at once begun for the
wedding.
AS the King had only the one daughter he wished
to make her wedding the greatest occasion OF all
time. From far and near guests Of wealth and
Importance were invited. Probably there was
never greater assemblage of notables, and it is
certain that such display of costly and beautiful
presents were never before seen
The feasting and dancing lasted for days. When
the guests were finally departing they all agreed
that never before had they had such an enjoyable
time; and they wished the young couple long and
prosperous life.
The cat given the title of Puss In Boots and
became very important parsonage at court.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

Sucker herman: "Whose going
TO the movies? got pass"
Joe Hobbs We'll, fellows; lets
have beer"
Joe Tropical: Whose going down
Atlantic?"
Monk Cohee: Il gotta couple Of
more layers off tonight"
Sod: Shot yellowleg with gun
today"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

carrots, stretched out on
the ground and lay very
quietly, waiting for some
young rabbit to be tempt
ed into the bag. Very
on a TAT but very
thoughtless rabbit went
into the bag. Then the
cat jumped up, pulled
the string and killed the
rabbit.
The cat was very proud
Of his success. So he
went to the palace Of ths
King and asked to speak
to His Royal Highness.
When shown into the
Kings presence, he bowed
very low, and laying the
rabbit down before the
throne, he said, Sire, My
Master, the Marquis OF
Carabas, desires me to
present this rabbit to
Your Majesty"
Tell your master that
/ accept his present with
much pleasure"
A few days later the cat
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

la dealer for Pleasantville, has in
stalled one of the largest Of these
marvellous machines for Jack
Dempsey in the West Atlantic City
residence which he is occupying.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03


All a + t e r.
noon the cat
ran on before
t h e carriage
repeating the
same instruc-
t i o n s to the
! a b 0 r e r S he
met, and by
evening t h e
X i n 6 W a 5
greatly aston"
ished at the
v a S t posses
sions of the
NJ a + q u ! s OF
Carabas.
Finally t h c
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

bSg, you shall soon see what can be doneo
The youth was so surprised to hear his
cat talking that he at once got him what
he had asked for. The cat drew on the
boots, threw the bag over his shoulder and
set off for q rab'.c warren. When he got
there he filled the bag with lettuce and
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

cat arrived
. at a magnih-
cent castle,
where lived a
great Ogre
w h o w a 3
very rich, for
he re a | | y
o W n e d all
the | a n d 5
t h r o u g h
W h i C h the
X i n g had
been riding.
7 h e c a t
k n &C ked at
the door and
asked to see
the gr e a +.
O & r e. The
IN n
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

The cat who continued run on before the carriage
next reapers.
Good people" said he, "the King is coming this way
and must tell him that all this belongs the
Marquis of Carabas, something very terrible will hap
pen to all of you"
Again the King stopped and asked the reapers who
owned the land and the harvest they reapng and
they answered, ITO the Marquis of Carabas, Your
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
Somers Point.

Martin V. H. Sculf ct TX. TO JOnh
II. Upton. N f. H.. of New York,
375 #. S. E. Of Sunny. N. T.. 100 #.
by S. +. 1926 IT.; July 10.
Haven Realty Co. TO Alfred T
Clark; N. cor. Of Shore rd. and
Dawes, N. w. 1896 #. By n. T.
4016 IT.; July Is.
Haven Realty Co. to Laura v.
Hughes, Phila.; E. cor OF Wll.nont
and Sunny, n. f. 91.3l f. by 5. +.
50245 it,; July Is.
Haven Realty Co. to Albert E
Farley, Phila.; n T. Of WilinOnt,
200.36 #. N. w. of Shore I'd, n. f.
$50 Fl. by N. w. so IT,. July 1S.
Haven Realty Co. to Mamie
Sgambellia: S. w. Ii. of Dawes, $50
fl. s. f. of Sunny, S. w. 72.19 #. by
S. T. 5O.l9 IT,; July 10.
Sadie A. Craigen, Washington, d.,
c., to Williams & Davis, Inc; n. 3
degs. w. 1870 CHI. to cor. OF Mark
Lakes, Mahlon c. and Richard l..
Frambes, S. 50 Ress. by N. se
dogs; July 20.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03

Ink Inglish; Come on, shuttle
them"
Poke Hamblcton: Guess I'll 20
down To Nentnor tonight, fellows
Hen Rankin: "rhc dog gone NO
tor stalled again
pOK f.
CHAMPION PLEASED.
Ralph ShultZ, orlhophonic Victro
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1926-09-03
Nor,hfield.

Costas Chippas Ell TX. TO Leonard
Finkle; S. H. of First, 100 Fl. +. of
Jackson, S. $50 IT, by f. so It.;
July 20.
Everett +. Marshall Newfield, to
Fred Tallman ct ux., n. w. II. Of
Broad. 100 TT. N. +. of Dawes, N. w.
100 #. by N. E. 10 IT,; July 20.
Frank G. Lawrence ct ux. 10 Lou
is c. Carly Ell uX.; n W. Ii. of Fuse,
S. W. of Jackson, N. ". i20 #. by
S. w. 25 IT.; July Il.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
Poppy Day-Memorial Day

that Douglas will observe Poppy Day
Hinton Memorial will
be The Poppy will be securing
money poppe will
Sunday
completed.
of
Tyler,
Civil in the Aching
stealing
their
solemnly
idea
Day holiday by
themselves
graves falling
O. Monday, will be this
A. of
Memorial
Republic
grave
Confederate then
1868 making
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
WITH EDITORS
FLY DANGER.

(Arizona of
either fly the will the many
in
ed the typhoid fly"
understand fully
study
The matches and produces maggo which feeds
e..
The fully fed, pupa,
from which it fly
N.Y. flies! 5,746,67O5OO
light day.
to
breakfasts a
walks a drinking glass
O
takes
mouth
: S cath
of particularly
a 0 for breeding
Insist cleanliness.
escreens
Formaldehyde solution
relentless the fy-Its eveybodys job
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26

the conference justified the that body
halt While the
Naturally,
preliminary
European
including
general Germany parliamentary
Poland Marshal Piudsks uprising,
striking
is greatest
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
Eradicating War.

Underlying the preliminary studies Geneva the determination
to hit hit that il will the slightest chance
failed the commission the strength
has getting through
tion urging the consideration
the plan delegates
lghtning-lke
in the
crisis The invites the
regulations that will facilitate council
bees notice threat second enable the council
decisions obligations swiftly
be; third permit drafting recommendation military
recommendations fourth permit the armice
begeren fifth telephone
of the various countries within that
ton
sixth,
help attacked nation.
The conference expected
There aegedly wide gulf separating the
the larger nations bridging will
There
aid in erecting will
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
Sixteen Years Ago

In the course of numerous
serenades last night by the
Queen Calumet band the home of
B. A. Packard was visited Mr..
Packard had retired, but clad in
a filmy garment of white he ap-
peared on the front porch, and
after thanking the band for their
courtesy switched off the lights.
Enlivened by the music he COM
menced to do a few fancy steps
in honor of the occasion, when
an automobile driver turned the
spot light of his auto on the
porch, disclosing a veritable stage
on which Mr.. Packard whirled
and pranced.
At a meeting of the city coun-
ell last night the contract with
the Gamewell fire alarm system
was authorized, which will be a
contract Tor three years and viii.
involve an expenditure of $4,000.
Editor w. B. Kelly of the Tue
son Star, arrived in the city yes
terday for u business visit.
IL. r. Duurcw, president of the
Tigre company and Consulting
Engineer Malcolmson arrived IN
the :2ity yesterday end while here
will come to a fina. decision re-
garding a reduction plant pro-
posed for the company.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
City Election.

city
members the council the While
voted
B. Fleming his
L. Franklin
in fifth ward.
A.
William
while
n
The officers elected placed office by substantial
oties administration of
will
those the reins of city government
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
RECORDS OF A srATE-AR1zoN1ANA
(Arizona Republican,


Library" O
A. deeper
with his
NIunk in county half century
ago O writings relating this region
They that time thereafter
since then they
collected Library
reference in this booklet.
separate pieces
history
high he
This collection Dr. Munks acquired by
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
COOLIDGE's POPULARITY.
(Nogales Herald).

people country
the editorial
cartoons all
executive
with him difference his attitude
this matter namely that
that he praise other
IH he he
He
forgotten bic is a trust
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26


NJ
direction The
usually the
% IN nhand.
Said he: There in
University
capacity
fire and there the additional borrowing
and
would facilitate library
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
BA&!B8

Mexico's arguing with the United
States. Well, she has a right to.
Mexico is our neighbor.
Indications are that this devil
dog" Butler of the Marines is IL
able TO get mad and bite some
body.
Be careful about passing bad
checks. Chicago jailed check pass
er was visited by two wives.
Every knock isn't a boost. 1t
may be bill collector.
Hard times lis when you can't
borrow enough money to buy an
auto.
You have to pay a lot of taxes,
but there are mora you don't have
to pay.
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
The Day In Washington

The $165,OO0,O0O public buildings
bill was signed by President Cool
idge.
President Coolidge, addressed
the second Pan American Red
Cross conference.
House action on bills to increase
judges salaries and create IL fed
eral judgeships was deferred.
Postponement of execution of
the Admiral Oriental ship sale con-
tract was agreed on by the ship
ping board.
A bill to extend for one year the
time for converting war risk insur-
ance was passed by the house and
sent to conference.
The presidents prohibition order
was defended at the White House.
The senate adopted a resolution to
determine it's legality.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
A CIOse-Tn

DR.. David Starr Jordan, the winner
of the $25,OOO Herman peace prize.
was deprecating the appearance of a
new film based on the horrors of
German submarine warfare.
Submarine warfare was horrible,
he said, "but Germany is governed
by antimilitarists now, and why
should we make our children hate
these men?
after all, you know, the allies
propaganda spread abroad a good
many whoppers during the war-Bel-
gian urchins with hands cut off. Bel
gian girls crucified, babies impaled
on lances--and then there was that
awful whopper about the angels at
Mons, too.
II remember story about the
angels of Mons.
you're quite sure you saw these
angels, are you? an old woman said
to a private. Were you close to
them?'
"'Close% said the private. Why.
ma am, we was so close that my
pal spotted an aunt of his among
EN-" Pittsburgh Chronicle Tele-
graph.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES j. MONTAGUE
CHICKEN FEED

CHICKEN FEEP
Some years ago our writing men
Would all have wiltd down their
collars
And worn out many fountain pen
To earn a paItry thousand dollars.
In fact no sum of any size
Above ten cents would bear dis
daining,
And any sort of money prize
Was well worth gaining.
But times have changed; the lads
who write
The seasons best and fastest SELL
ers.
Are very shortly known by sight
To all the leading paying tellers,
They have no cares their souls to vex,
All days for them are bright and
sunny,
They need butt put their names to
checks
And draw the money.
They drive about in foreign cars
That publishers compete to send
them,,
They have, or could have, private
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
MouId Have his Joke

Governor of prison: No. SO, Ills
Majesty has been pleased to COM
mute your sentence to penal servi-
tude for life.
Condemned man: Well, sir, they
say no moose is good news, and I'm
hanged if it isnt.-Edinburgh Scots
man.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
TELL HIM NOW

(Exchange).
Ii with pleasure you are viewing any
work man is doing,
If you like him or you love him,
tell him now;
Don't withhold your appreciation till
the parson makes Grafton,
AS he lies with snowy lilies Ger
his brow;
For no matter how you shout it, he
he won't really care about it,
He won't know how many teardrops
you have shed;
If you think some praise is due him,
nows the time to slip it to him,
For he can not read his tombstone
when he's dead
More than fame and more than money
is the comment kind and sunny,
And the hearty, warm approval of a
friend,
For it gives life SAVIOR, and it
makes you stronger, braver,
And it gives you hart and spirit to
the end,
If he earns your praise-bestow it, if
you like him, let him know it;
Let the words of true encourage
ment be said;
Do not wait till life is over and mes
underneath the clover,
For he can not read his tombstone
when he's dead.
did you get home last night be-
fore the storm?
Sure! There's never any storm at
my house until l get home"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
Not Guilty

timekeeper for a railroad gang
in Missouri asked new workman
his name.
George Washington, suh,' replied
the dusky son of toll.
You're not the man who cut down
the cherry tree, are you?" asked the
timekeeper jokingly.
mo, sub! 'Twasn't me, sub. This
is the fust wu'k Abs done for ovah
year."-Exchange
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
REASONABLE

REASONABLE
Pretty soon people will begin re-
fusing francs on the ground that
their possession will be an evidence
of debt.
Copyright, 1926, Bell Syndicate. Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-05-26
The Inferiorit1 Complex

DR.. Raymond Pearson, president of
the Iowa state college Of agricul-
ture, urges the public to come to the
aid of the corn belt farmers by eat
ing more corn products-corn meal.
corn sugar, beef pork and milk
"The farmer" Or. Pearson said in
Ames the other day, "is too modest.
The farmer, supplying us with our
food, does the worlds most inpor-
tant work, and yet he's so ridicu-
!ously modest that he acceprs for
this work such small pay thai he
can't live on it.
The farmer reminds me of the
young actor who inserted in a the
atrical newspaper an advertisement
that said:
"'Wanted- Theatrical engagement,
preferably small part, such as dead
koly or shouts outside -"