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THE STORY so FAR

Sandy Mcneil is forced by. her
parents into a lovelcss marriage 10
Ben Murillo. q rich italian. Follow
ing the ceremony in her Spanish an
cestral home in Santa Barbara, sb.
flces into the garden for a final secret
meeting with Jimmy, childhood
sweetheart. Judith Moore, her cou-
sin, San Francisco -stenographcr in
love with Douglas Keith. student,
finds her and warns of = search
being made by her parents. Sandy
tells Judith she cannot 60 with Muri!-
10. but she does accompany him to
their honeymoon retreat, later escap.
ing over q balcony.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25
Undesirable?

The ship bore Johannes Tielle back to Holland as
~ Undesirable alien. He was like any other Of the
Il I'd that America rejects daily. But Johannes
I'M had the last laugh.
mt = the host was leaving demented woman
= I'D oserboard. The current carried her swift
& sway. Bravsly ! eeest guasdsmen from Gus
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25
NO SALE

Office Boy: There's gentle
man outside with long black beard.
Boss (preoccupied): Tell him To
come around with It tomorrow
Judge.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

A good sport is fellow who fig
ures fun is worth the trouble.
Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

One fine thing about summer is
you don't try to spit out the auto
window when it is closed.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25
AN ASS. MAYBE

A motorist had just killed goat.
The owner demanded to know what
the. motorist intended to do about it.
Il will replace the ANIMAL" said
the driver.
"You flatter yourself" Tit. Bits.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

Nothing seems to surprise real fisherman more
than catching fish,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

The real reason many man looks down on his
wife is because she was silly enough to marry him.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

Garbage men worked harder be-
fore salads were invented.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

| The spring fashion warning seems to be, "Dont
count your clothes before they match"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

The world could be wor6e. Suppose
You had to lathcr the lawn before
you cut the grass?
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

If you want grass to grow on your
lawn try planting "a garden there.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

Bet these north pole explorers
boost Santa Claus rent.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

Look and see if you have enough gas to get back
on unless you are taking good looking girl along.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

Dressing sensbly makes a girl look SO conspicu-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

A refrigerator is where YOU put
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

dishes containing q little food when
YOU don't want, to wash them. -, =,
Being in debt isn't even an inter-
csting experience.
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BARBS
TOM SIMS

TOM SIMS
The world changes. Arriving ut a
conclusion is about like writing the
time on piece Of paper.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

About all most Of us get out Of our
gardens is few blfsters on our
hands to brag about.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-05-25

Worry must be natural. Even
people who are not married worry.
Evening star., 1926-06-15
L0WE[[PRED|CTS
j. S. LEAGUE ENTRY
Harvard President Also Be-
Iieves Germany vii! Be Ad-
mitted in September.
By the Associated Press.


NEW YORK, June 15.-Entrance
of the United States into the League
of Nations, provided the league be-
comes an actual and effective clear
ing house for international diner
ences, Is predicted by President A
Lawrence Lowell of Harvard in an
article entitled The Future of the
League" published in the July issue
of Foreign Affairs. He also declares
himself of the opinion that Germany
would be admitted TO the league at
the September session.
I'VE are a sensible and practical
people" he writes, land If the other
governments shall hereafter resort
to the league as place for the dis
cussion of the worlds problems, If 1t
becomes an International clearing
house for all important differences,
the United States will ultimately
take her place in it by the very force
of events. She will do so the sooner
If foreign nations do not show ex-
cessive anxiety to have her come in,
and If Americans do not urge 1t ex-
clusively on altruistic grounds"
Much of the article was devoted
to a review Of the history of Ger
many's application for admission to
the council, the failure Of which, DR.
Lowell says, has produced in the
United States an effect out
of proportion to its significance"
Unless something unforeseen should
occur" he concludes, the present
difficulty about the admission of
Germany can be easily surmounted
In September
Evening star., 1926-06-15
SURVEY FINDS BOOM
IN PEACH INDUSTRY
Expansion in Past Five Years Has
Been Marked-Need for Bet
ter Methods Seen.

The peach industry has shown
marked expansion during the last i've
wears, the Department of Agriculture
finds in it's extensive survey OF the
business being made i'm cooperation
with agricultural colleges and other
local agencies in 26 producing States.
The results of the survey will be pub.
lished in three parts, the first part OF
which has been completed. and deals
with production. competition and dis
tribution, marketing and prices.
Improved methods of transporta-
ton and distribution have placed the
peach industry on a national basis,
the 'eport states.
Growers must consider what is he
ing done In competing producing dis
tricts throughout the country, as well
as problems of marketing and local
production. it the business is to be
maintained on g. sound economic basis.
Since a number of years are required
to bring a peach orchard into bearing.
plans must be made several years
ahead"
So thick was the ice in the harbors
of Finland last Winter that 1t did not
permit unhampeled navigation until
Evening star., 1926-06-15
STUDENTS GIVE CONCERT.
Literary Program Is Presented at
West Falls Church, Va.

The students OF Providence Heights
Industrial Agricultural School. at West
Falls Church, Va. yesterday after
gram. ct which an appreciative audi
ence was present. The Summer school
and chautauqua are conducting eve.
ming sessions during June and July
Tor pupils above the seventh grade.
Evening star., 1926-06-15
BULL KILLS TOREADOR.
Mexican Dies Four Hours After
Being Gored in Ring.

MADRID. June Is @.-Mariano
Monies. Mexican bull fighter, died
Yesterday. four hours after being
gored in the bull ring.
Monies disposed Of two bulls before
he was injured. He was taken to a
hospital, and an operation was per-
formed In a vain effort to save his
Hfn
Evening star., 1926-06-15

Withdrawals from the postal banks
of New Zealand have been in excess
of deposits every year during the last
FIVE wears,
, 1926-08-26
Brief News From Everywhere
porto Rico Progress, August 18tb.)
COLLAPSES.

New York, Aug. 17.-Rudolph Valen-
tino, the movie star, collapsed in his
apartment at the Hotel Ambassador
yesterday and was Immediately taken
to a hospital where he was operated on
for gastric ulcer and APPENDICITIS. His
physician said it would be some days be-
fore the outcome Of the operation would
be Known.
, 1926-08-26
TO CONFER ON MEXICO.

PAT. Smiths, New York Aug. IL
Conditions in Mexico will be considered
by Ambassador James R. Sheffield and
Secretary of State Kellogg in Washing
ton Aug. &c, was announced here today.
President Coolidge and Kellogg will dis
cuss Mexico before the Secretary re-
turn to Washington.
, 1926-08-26
Executor Notice.
In the District Court Of the virgin Is
lands Of the United States,
S%ub-JudiCiaI District Of ChriStianSted,
IN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE
OF HECTOR MOLTKE. DECEASED,

NOTICE is hereby given that Georgeana
Victoria Knight, executrix OF the
above entitled estate, having filed in
the District Court of the Virgin Islands
Of the United States the final account OF
the said estate, the hearing OF same
has by order of the Court, made under
date 23rd of August 1876 been fixed for
MONDAY THE 9th DAY OF SEPTEM-
Der 1926 at 10 O'Clock in the forenoon of
that day at the Office of the Judge of
said Court in the Town Of Christiansted,
Island Of St. Croix, and all persons in
terested in the said estate are hereby
notified then and there to appear and
show cause, if any they have, why the
said account should not be settled and
allowed.
C~hristiansted, St. Croix, August 25th
1926.
GEORGEANA VICTORIA KNIGHT,
ETeCUtrlT.
, 1926-08-26

New York sugar prices for the period
ending Aug. 10 were; August 10, $4.27;
August IL to IA. S4.24; and August IA,
81, 33. Porto R5cO Progress, Aug. Is.
, 1926-08-26
u. S. NAVAL RADIO STATION
CHRISTIANSTED, ST. CROIX.
18TH AUGUST 1926.
Courtesy of the Associated Press.)

Courtesy of the Associated PreSs.)
London - Suspension of coal mining
which has lasted four months, was brok-
en- with the return to digging in Noting
hamshire and Derbyshire of about 5000
miners. in defiance of official leaders OF
seven and one half hour basis,
New York.-Frankie Rink, of Texas,
%outpointed Jose Lanbardo, Panama teath-
erweight, in ten rounds.
Newark, N. BILLS Petrole won
newspaper dicision over Rubie Stein, OF
Brooklyn, gin ten rounds.
Honolulu. Grown Prince GustaVe A
dolfus and Princess Louise Of Sweden
sailed on the Japanese liner Siberia Ma
ru" for Japan.
San Francisco. Rear Admiral George
H. Barber, ranking officer of the navy
medical corps. died from patomaine poi
son. He was sixty two years old and
had a distinguished record, including
command of the hospital ship Relief"
during the world war.
Halifax. George Finchfield Of Ioron-
to, Canadian weller weight champion,
after being foored in each first two
rounds was awarded technical knockout
victory over Joe Hartnett. Halifax, who
broke a bone in his left hand just before
the bell ended the second round. and was
unable to continue,
New York;. E. McNary. passenger
traffic manag of the United States
Lines since the company was organized
five years ago, has resigned, effective
August 31st. He said he was leaving
because of the prevailing tendency to re
gard organization of the United States
Lines as a government unit.
Manua, --latest reports from depOrt-
ments of Nicaraguan indicate revolution
airy movement has been broken.
Rome. The Vacatican has given Next
cans Episcopacy full powers in any nego-
t~iations with the Mexican government
concerning the settlement Of control.
West Point, Maine, u. S. Senator
Bert M. Fernald died after illness OF ten
days. He was in his fifty ninth year.
Versailles, M. Calico is reported to
have broken the worlds record altitude
record reaching the height OF II, 800 me
ters, exceeding mark OF IL, l65, which he
also established.
Athens. Greece is settling down com
fortablesafter the eighth re lolution of this
century. Greek currency has been
strengthened with the fall Of the old re-
gime,
Baseball Scores
American League: Washington 9 St.
Lousis 6, all other games rain.
National League: Boston 2, St, Louis l,
St. Louis 6. Boston 5. Chicago 9. Phila-
, 1926-08-26
EUROPEAN STEEL

Paris, Aug. l6.-Prime movers in the
continental ste!I trust are confident their
project will go through although a holi-
day has been declared for a few days.
Both French and Belgian interests have
raised some objections, the Belgians
particularly complaining Of the quota of
production to be allotted them.
, 1926-08-26
LOCAL

The schnr. "ResoIucion' arrived here
yesterday morning from St. Thomas with
parcel post mail from the States and
passenger Abraham Nesbitt.
, 1926-08-26

The S. S. "Dominica'' arrived at Fred
eriksted yesterday afternoon with the
following passengers: From New York
-Lucretia Augustus, Evelyn Thomas,
Joseph Thomas, HOyersin Bastian, Gull
lermo Hendricks, Catherine Wilson and
Chester s.. Ross. From St. Thomas
Kai Bojornsen, Percy j. Soffront, lCarl
Rohlsen, Robert Armstrong, Arnold Col
den, Jensena BIyden, Ann E. Paticks,
Florence Hendricks, Sarah Christopher,
Patrick Christopher, Agnes Christopher.
Mary PIa8kett, Maud O'NeaI and Erie
Klyvert.
, 1926-08-26

"A Woman's Faith" will be screened
in the Christiausted Theatre tonight.
This film carries a very beautiful story
and is sure to please all who will avail
themselves of the opportunity Of seeing
it.
, 1926-08-26
ONE REVOLUTION STOPPED

San Diego. Calf, Aug. l6.-United
States authorities arrested $50 armed
Mexicans headed by Gen. Enrique Es-
trada, former minister Of war, who
were heading for the Mexican border,
OPPOSE RELIGIOUS REGULATIONS
Mexico City, Aug. 16.-Over so ar
rests have been made here in connec-
ton with the discovery of a plot for an
uprising against the governments reh-
, 1926-08-26

The Native Brass Band rendered anoth-
err fife .on>ert in he bar dstand last
night. The sweet strains OF music cou-
pied with a delightful breeze and the
rising moon formed indeed a very plea
SAINT time.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1926-03-26
Famous Ancient Tapestry

During the year 174S quantity of
beautifully executed tapestry was dis
covered in the cathedral of Bayeux,
near Cannes, France 1t is said to be
of the Eleventh century, the work of
Matilda, wife of William the Con
queror, and ladies of her court The
tapestry, which Is pa feet long and
20 inches wide, contains Y sections,
each of which represents scene in
che life of the Saxon King Harold
from the time of his visit to the Nor
man court to his tragic death in the
battle OF Hastings. In these scenes
are 1922 figures. In 1903 Napoleon,
contemplating an early invasion of
England, had the tapestry removed
10 Paris, where 1t was exhibited at the
National museum. The following year
1t was returned to Bayeux.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1926-03-26
Church Sittin9s Sold

In certain sections of England 1t lie
still customary to sell by auction,
pews in the parish church. The high
est bidder secures the use of the pew
for a year. On the east coast of Scot
land it was quite common 80 or 40
years ago to see an advertisement in
the local press offering, say, one or
two bottom breadths" In such-and.
such pew in the parish church. The
pews were freehold, and paid taxes in
the same way as a freehold dwelling
house. Another reader recalls partic-
ulars of church pew sale which
stated that 1t produced so much per
ann, free of rates and taxes" and
that 1T was Tin a good position" and
rent regularly paid"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1926-03-26
MUST REPORT ON SMALL
GAME KILLED BY MARCH 81.

An urgent request by ]. F. Gould.
state game and fish commission IL,
that holders of small game licenses
for 1925 submit reports Def &c
March 81 on the number of game
killed, was received Tuesday by w.
A. Hanson, chief warden of this dis
trict.
Commissioner Gould reported that
the number of reprots received thus
far from sportsmen throughout the
state is approximately 46 percent of
the number issued
"It is understood that many of
the holders of small game hunting
licenses have failed to make re-
port because they feel they cannot
hunt rabbits without a small ga re
license, and must also report the
number of rabbits killed." Commits
sioner Gould said.
Mr.. Hanson stated that rabbits
may be hunted without a license,
the state law not protecting the..1.
Ely sportsmen, according to Mr..
Hanson, have been slow in sending
in their reports to the state game
and fish commission department. al
urged them to send them in immedi-
ately. Those failing to make a re-
port will be denied license this
year, according to the state law.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1926-03-26
The Word "JopiaI"

The word "jovial" conceals the name
Of Jupiter, or Jove, according to the
Washington Post A "joyiap' person
Is theoretically, at least, person born
under the influence of the planet Jupi-
ter, or Jove.
The planet was supposed to be the
most Joyful of all the planets to be
born under, just as Saturn is the least
joyful.
Gradually the word "joviaP' became
ASSOCIATED from the astrological sig
nificance, and was generally applied
to persons who indicated the quality
of joyfulness ascribed to birth under a
joyful planet.
Thus many word in the English
language In common use, traces Its
origin to mystic beginnings and be-
liefs in the darkness of the past
ages
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1926-03-26
Frisky FiHy

Miss Sarah Is getting along in
gears" fact she is unwilling to ad.
NIT. She wears very youthful clothes /;
she has been described by facetious
neighbor as "sheep dressed laInb-fash-
lon" And sometimes when the world
pushes her into niche where it thinks
she belongs, Miss Sarah rebels.
One day she was talking merrily to
party of young girls. Her cheeks
were pink and her little curls fiutter-
ing She laughed great deal.
ooh, Miss Sarah" at last exclaimed
one of the girls innocently, show gay
you must have been in those days'
"Have beenY' repeated the lady, In.
dignantly "Have been! Well, I'd
have you know Pm not centurian
yet !"-Los Angeles Times.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1926-03-26
MAX HERSETH ON HOCKEY


the older fellows in the game Of
shiny. Of course a player is
better off at hockey for an earlier
start, just as in any game. Many
good players have developed, how
ever, who never played hockey ur-
til their college days Whether the
fundamentals are learned uncon
sciously or by consideration they
are always in evidence, and cor
stanty enter in following the dis
cussions of position and general
team play.
Hockey has been coached in the
high school this winter and many
boys have shown great interest in
the game. No games were sched-
uled with any out of town schools
this year but most likely something
will be done in that way next year,
and no doubt the boys turning out
for hockey then will double the
number turned out this year.
A series of interclass hockey
games have been PLAYED for the'
last three weeks, the Freshman
OidSo WiEiiif1S lUC
Each team played the other teams
twice the winner being decided on
point system. Some of the players
showed qualifications to become fut-
ure hockey stars and L shall below
pick the all high school hockey
teams.
First Team. Lepisto, Fresh
man, Goal; j. Kalan, Senior. De-
Tense; J Heiaokala, Junior, Defense;
c. Coombe. Junior, Center; j. Mai
erie, Junior, Wing; M. Gouze, Fresh
man, Wing.
Second Team-U. Jokinen. Junior,
Goal; H. Olson, Sophomore, Defens !;
t. Uassi, Sophomore, Defense; L.
Pietila, Freshman. Center; ]. Mari
ami, Junior, Wing; w. Jeffrey, Sen
Tor, Wing.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1926-03-26
Quick to Learn

couple of years ago Ted Winkley
was an enthusiastic graduate from
the school of Journalism at west
ern university. He bought country
weekly and settled down to reform
the county. The first issue of the
paper brought out under his control
famed with promising announcements.
The dean of the school of journalism
received a copy and read this edi-
torial announcement:
1--WE aim to tell the truth, the whole
truth. and nothing but the truth"
Nearly year later the dean re-
ceived another copy of the boys pa
per- with this proclamation circled
with blue pencil:
1--WE aim TO tell the truth-but not
SO blamed much of 1t as heretofore !"
-Harper's Magazine.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1926-03-26

Hockey is fast becoming the most
popular winter sport in the North
ern States, and is winning hosts Of
supporters. 1t is less difficult to
understand and contains more Ola III
and skill than other pastimes. In
addition to the towns which have
harbored the game for years, mary
cities are now erecting spacious COW
cred rinks. Players have acquir j,
greater skill, and spectators are ap-
pearing in larger numbers every
season. The Amateur Hockey League
this winter had its biggest season,
but the most marked advance was
made in colleges and high schools.
Almost every college in the east
now puts into the competitive field
team whose strength increases
annually, and the western univer-
stiles, colleges and high schools are
following suit. College hockey in
the states now produces players on
par with those of the club sex
tettes, and their team work has
been SO far developed that they
have trimmed club teams, even out
fits in the League rated far strong
er. Boston college for instance, de-
feated the champion Boston A. A.
team TO l. In Canada, school
boys are everywhere being fostered
in hockey ways, and the youngsters
play leagues to become future stars.
This is the reason why so many not
to say most of our Big League pla =
ers hitherto. have been imported
from Canada There are now rea-
sons to think that within a few
years to come, imported Canadian
hockey players will be few if any.
The United States Amateur Hockey
Association controls hockey herr,
continuing the good work of past
years, organizing teams and keep
ing up public interest. 1t now has
absolute supervision and occupies
much the same position in hock.'y
that Judge lands does in baseball.
Three Fundamentals Of Hockey.
For anyone considering taking up
hockey as a healthful winter recrea-
ton, at the, same time regarding
the game seriously enough to get
the additional pleasure of keen cor
best. there are three important
fundamentals to consider.
Of course, ability to skate on ice
is the most necessary qualification.
Nobody could play hockey unless
they could move about RAPIDLY on
the runners with some stability. To
play hockey does not require finesa
on skates or a wide knowledge of
the art of skating; but a hockey
PLAYER must be able to start, stop
and turn in a flash, with surene IS
of balance.
Next in importance to the skat-
ing comes speed. Hockey is a fast
and furious game, where sneed
counts for everything. A player
may know the game thoroughly, and
yet, if he is not as speedy as less
experienced opponent, his expert
enee will count for little towards
scoring "a goal.
Thirdly. the knack of handling q
puck with the. hockey is almost. #
not quite as important as the first
two fundamentals. All three of
these points are learned simultane-
ously and unconsciouslv by younp
schoolboy as he strives to initiate
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1926-03-26
Ho.u Should Water Taste?

Although the palatability of water is
largely matter of individual taste,
there are objectionable tastes In water
that can be ascribed definitely to
either chemicals such as iron, chlorine
or an alkali, decaying vegetation. mi
croscopical organism or pollution by
ervoirs become contaminated from any
of these causes the cheapest and east
est way Is to clean out the container
and start with new supply, though
copper sulphate or chlorine properly
organisms in such reservoirs.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1926-03-26
ELY GETS SECOND PLACE
IN SPEAKING CONTESTS

Miss Katherine Bergeson of Vir-
ginia won first place in the dramatic
division in the high school declama-
tory contest held at Virginia Mon
day evening. Miss Iris Hillman of
this city took second place.
Joseph Schweiger of Tower, took
first in the oratorical division and
Wilbur Rothman of this city took
second.
Genevieve Hillman of this city
took first place in the humorous
section and Helmi Kumat of Vir-
ginia took second.