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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-17

But. a WOMAN driVeth from the
front seat and from the back seat
and NO mans life Is safe from
her!
Lo. il a woman wearieth her hus-
band she saith. Send me to Paris
that I may divorce thee-pleas-
antly and without delay For,
French divorce is a mark Of social
distinction.
But if a man wearieth OF his
wife, she saith, William! Thou
shalt PAY for this-with everlast-
ing -alimony"
Alas, 1t hath come to pass that
a timid man dare not venture forth
after shutdown, lest he be kidnapped
and dragged to a petting party and
kissed against his will!
Neither dare a bachelor write a
love-letter, lest he be sued for
heart-balm. And Q rich man fear
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-17
By HELEN ROWLAND
A WOman'S World
A LAS, alas, saith the Cynlc, this
"A is a WOMAN'S World!

And man hath no joy, and no
comfort, and no place IN it!
Go to. Not even in tho Barber
Shop. can he find sanctuary. For,
whatsoever he may enter 1t. the
chairs are full of women. and his
cry Of Next" goeth unheeded.
For the ''boYish bob" taketh pre-
cedence over the Convict clip!'
Nay. not even in the Corner
Cigar Store is there escape from
the Titterlng Sex. For, she fol-
loweth him hither and monopoliz-
eth the clerks and crowdeth him
from the telephone booth.
Alas, upon the golf links. what
Joy hath O. man in bis game? For,
10, one woman precedeth him and
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-17
LISTEN, WORLD!

ness dishonesty,
cowaroice, senti
mentality an d
general wobbli-
ness.
"B Mt suppose
it's outside bad
luck. /" you cry
IS ppose its
something Xix .
losing all your
money or your
child dying or
getting 4. >.
You can't make
those things In
side yourse IL.
They are outside
things that wreck
your life
Yes, they are
outside thin 8 3.
But they aren't
necessarily b q d
luck. And they
needn't VIZ &c 4
1890. 1fFn 1fnfnNQ
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-17
Jealousy, How 1t Burns
And How Cruel

c. Nesb college graduate football player
nifty member ETC., married Frances college girl and both
employed selling kitchen utensils She the sales
man. Knocked his lack Of salesmanship and he killed her.
Actors shouldn't actresses tenors should
sopranos they sing for living extraordinary and
preposterous but nothing than professional
jealousy between husbands and wives.
forget that jealousy is the violent and mer
cIess of human emotions King Solomon knew wrote
song For love strong DEATH jealousy is cruel
as grave Goals thereof fire which hath
most vehement flame" Pray Heaven guard you from
jealousy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-17

il Sh!
Hist!
There's a black
cat crossing your
road in the dark
o. the moon and
you'll probably
break q looking
glass after you've
spilled the salt.
Or maybe you II
walk under a.
ladder or forget
to knock on wood
t wic g. You re
certainly in for
something. Per-
haps the house
will b urn or
you'll break your
leg or lose your
Job or the baby III
have mumps orr
But why all
this calamity?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-17
Heraldic Arms

TIME origin of heraldic arms is
by general consent attributed
to the necessity which arose
during the Crusades of disting-
uishing the leaders of the numer-
Gus bands of warriors which
constituted the Christian armies.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-17

OF English invention is a score
keeping pad for two golf players
worn, with a lead pencil, on o
bracelet like q wrist watch.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-03-17
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BY WILLIAM T. COSGRAVE,
President of the Irish Free State.

Specially
DUBLIN, March lion ST. Patrick's day Irish
all the world think instinctivey of their
country and ask for from hons. Our news 10
good Ireland is recovering from her past suffer
ings. The common interests which should naturally
unite all Irshen in the service of their country are
growing stronger. The divisions which, in times IS
past separated our cOuntrymen growing less
marked.
The sites of the houses st. Patrick knew still
we'll marked on the hill from which Christianity &
spread throughout the entire country. The Irish 6
people in control of their dsstnes gradually
evolving social and political institutions suited
their national fs We cannot go back to the day of
Taras splendour but there is doubt that in the
institutions which grow up in free Ireland the :
traditions of early Celtic civilization will bear last
ing fruit.
My message to all Irishrnen abroad is that the
home country is doing well, and to all of them who
can revisit ireland the assurance of enthusiastic H
welcome re
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New Britain herald., 1926-10-19
NEW LONDON MAN
 HELD FOR MURDER
Fella Must Stand Trial for
 Staying His Wife

New London, Oct. 19 R-Fortu- nato Fella, 56, of this city, alleged murdered of his wife, Rose Fella, 43, was bound over to the next term of the New London county court without bonds on a charge of first degree murder when presented be- fore Judge S. Victor Prince in po- lice court this morning and proba ble cause found. Attorney Thomas Dor sey represented the accused and filed a demurrer which Judge Prince overruled.
 Fella is alleged to have stabbed his wife in the throat and back with jack knife, just at dusk yesterday near a theater on Bank street, one of the most travelled thoroughfares in the city. He was apprehended five minutes later after a thrilling chase through a maze of alleywayss run ming in from Bank street.
 Domestic differences which led to the arrest of Fella seven times over a period of 10 years. causing a sep aration for the past three years, and which Is believed to have come to a climax with Fella's objection to the proposed marriage of the couples i6-year-old daughter, Rosa, are be- lieved by the authorities to have been the motive for the crime.
New Britain herald., 1926-10-19
PRISONERS HAVE TOO
 MUCH TIME TO WASTE
New York Commissioner Would Keep Them More Busy
 While in Jails.

Pittsburgh, Oct. 1s P-Peniten- tiary prisoners have too much time to loaf, according to Frederick A. Wallis, commissioner of correction of New York city.
 Wallis, former United States commissioner of immigration speaking at the American Prison associations 56th annual congress in session here, advocated longer working hours for prisoners. He said there was no reason why they should not be made to work eight hours a day instead of an average of one hour, as was the case in New York city.
 He assailed the trustee system in penal institutions as being re- sponsible for too many jail muti nies, and scored the system of granting writs of habeas corpus as productive of great expense to the state through transportation of prisoners to and from jails.
 As remedies for the appalling" increases in juvenile delinquency, Wallis proposed the proper classi- fication of jail inmates under su- pervision of psychiarists and psy- chologists.
New Britain herald., 1926-10-19
WOMAN JAILED AS
 SELLER OF HOOCH
Two Other Members Of Sex Face
 Similar Charge

Mrs. Mary Kalinowski, aged 30, of SS6 Elm street, one of three women who faced Judge filling in police court this morning for viola ton of the liquor law, was sentenced 10 jail for 80 days on each of two counts, the judge remarking that locking her up seems to be the only way to prevent her from selling moonshine. It was her third ar raignment, judgment having been suspended the first time, and a fine of s200 and costs and a suspended jail sentence of 50 days having been meted out the second time.
 Officer John C. Stadler testified that he gave an agent" a marked s1 bill yesterday afternoon and had him purchase a pint of moonshine at the woman's home. Taking the bottle from the agent" the officer tried to enter the tenement but Mrs. Kalinowski bolted it and he was obliged to force 1t in. He
 
 and arrested her.
 According to the officer, men of drinking habits patronize Mrs. Kal- irowski's tenement and many com plaints have been received by the police. The men become intoxicat- ed and go across the street to Para disc Park to sleep. Almost every time the officer went to her home to warn her to discontinue her ac- tivities. the door was opened by one of the hangers-on, according to the testimony.
 Attorney Lawrence J. Colon. rep resenting the woman, entered e plea of guilty and said he is at a loss for a recommendation. There Is no question of the violation, but the problem seems to be one of provid- ing for the woman's three children. Her husband only recently was discharged from the state hospital at Middetown. The eldest boy is about 12 years Of age, and there is another boy about 1o years old. and q baby about 20 months old. In the past IS months, Mrs. Kalinowski has six operations at New Britain General hospital and she Is practically pennilcss.
 The woman was not prompted by selfish motives in persisting in violat- ing the liquor law, Attorney Colon said. The income from her real estate holdings Is hardly the equal of the cost of maintenance, and If she has realized a profit on her
New Britain herald., 1926-10-19
'OH HELL ID JUDGE,
 DOUBLES JAIL TERM
Prisoner in Bristol Court Finds
 Talk Is Not Cheap
Special to the Herald)

Bristol, Oct. 19-Thomas Casey. who in his sober moments works for the public works department of the city, fell by the wayside yesterday afternoon and was unable to regain the perpendicular position necessary to proceed on his way. with the re- suit that the police department car with Sergeant Daniel McGillicuddy and Officer Connolly were dispatch ed to the scene to bring him to the station.
 In court this morning. Judge Jo- seph NJ. Donovan asked Casey If he thought six months In the state in stitution in Norwich would be ,bene- f1cial to him to which the latter re- piled, T don't think so."
 Have you ever been to iail?" asked the court.
 "Oh, yes" replied Casey.
 When was the last time?" ques- toned the judge.
 So long ago that I cannot re- member'-this from Casey.
 Well, am not going to send you to Norwich this time" said Judge Donovan.
 Well. Judge. be lenient. even if your heart does break doing it." ad- vised Casey.
 Thirty days" from the judge.
 "Oh He'll" from Casey.
 "SiXty days-Next case"
 Wherewith Casey was escorted downstairs to the police station so as not to disturb the equilibrium of the court further.
New Britain herald., 1926-10-19
10TH ANNIVERSARY OF
 NEW BRITAIN Q. U, A. M.
Roll Call, Smoker and Supper On Program for Birthday
 Party This Evening.

Frank w. Johnson of this city, a former grand chancellor of the O. |. A. VI. in Connecticut, will be toastmaster tonight at the 10th an- niversary exercises of New Britain council. A roll-call and smoker will precede the supper. Charter mem- bers of New Britain council in clude:
 Charles F. McEntire, Fred W. Fairbanks William F. Latham, A. l.. Thompson. Charles H. Nettleton and A. J. Leonard of this city, Charles w. Andrews of Stamford, Newell r. Deming of Lynn, Mass, Charles l. Hough of Forestville, and Charles A. Mercy and Harry McCul- lum of Westyille. A number of state officers are expected to attend. Arthur F. Johnson, chancellor of New Britain council. will preside. The toastmaster will be Frank w. Johnson of this city a former state chancellor.
 READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS
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New Britain herald., 1926-10-19

illicit business, she has spent 1t be- cause of illness.
 Stanley Traszka and his wife, Mrs. Rose Tra.szka. of "A Clark street were charged with violation of the liquor law on two counts. Officers John c. Stadler and Daniel Cosgrove raided the tenement oc- cupied by the couple and seized a pint and half gallon of alleged liquor. H
 The cases were continued until Thursday morning on request of the husband Judge Alling set bonds at s1,000.
 Mrs. Sarah BloGf of PAP North street was fined s115 and costs and given suspended sentence Of Is days in jail for violation of the H. quor law on two counts. She plead ed guilty through Judge w. F. Mangan.
 The charge against the woman's husband was nolled. Prosecuting Attorney J. G. Woods asked a heavy penalty in the womans case. Officer Stadler testified that he gave police agent" a marked s1 bill and sent him to buy a pint of alleged moonshine liquor in the tenement about $50 p. m. yester- day. When the agent" came out the officer took the liquor from him and going into the tenement, found the marked bill.
 Judge Mangan said it is the woman's first offense and she says 1t will be her last. She Is the moth- CT Of five children and her liouor business is not promiscuous. The agent" who caused her arrest lives iii the neighborhood and that is why she sold him the liauor so readily. The woman's husband had absolutely nNhing to do with the alleged offense, so the nolle against him is not a concession by the state.
 Charles Polkos, aged 32 years, of 69 Miller street, pleaded guilty to the charge Of violation Of the li- quor law and was given a fine of slOO and costs and a jail sentence Of five days, Judge filling remark ing that he had announced some time ago that bottle toters will go to jail.
 Supernumerary Officer Rappanot- u testified that he suspected Pol kos Of selling moonshine liquor from bottle at Dudjack's hall on Sexton street last Saturday night and after observing him for some tune, took a bottle and a whiskey glass away from him. Polkos ad- mitted that he was charging 35 cents a drink, the officer testified,
 Attorney E. J. Monkiewicz, rep. resenting Polkos, said Pollsos is employed in a factory and has never before been implicated in an affair of this sort.
 Judge filling said that number of men who have been in court of late have said they got their drink from bottle toters either gratis or for money.
New Britain herald., 1926-10-19

All reptiles shed their skins but not until they have acquired new one underneath.
New Britain herald., 1926-10-19
CITY COURT JUDGMENTS

The following judgments have been rendered by Judge Benjamin W. filling of the city court: Central Beef & Provision Co. against Karol Waszcziniuk, judgment for the plaintiff to recover damages of s25S.- 37 and costs of s30.56; Teofll Rusensk against Karol Waszcziniuk plaintiff to recover damages of s43.65 and costs of s13.56; Leon Gorski against Karol Waszczinluk plaintiff to recover damages of s122.93 and costs of s45.O6.
 In the action of J. Tora gian against Nellie Toragian, a judgment of s5SS.S0 was awarded. Judgment for the plaintiff 10 recove. damages of s17.19 was awarded In the case of Myer Swatchnick against Louis Schflander. Damages of s25 were awarded In action of N. F. Mag &o Sons, Inc. against J. Mansiglan. In the action of the New Britain Lum- her Co. against Herbert C.. Warner, damages of s637.12 were awarded.
New Britain herald., 1926-10-19

ribbons. She carried gardenias with a shower of lilies of the valley.
 The maid of honor wore orchid seorgette over pink satin with hat to match. She carried sweetheart roses tied with lavendar tulle.
 The couple left on motor tour Of the Adirondacks and upon their re- turn will reside at 64 South Bur ritt street, this city. A reception was held at the home of the bride following the ceremony. about 100 guests attending. Guests were pres ent from New Britain. Bristol. Bing- hampton, New York and Springfield.
New Britain herald., 1926-10-19
POLICE AGENT BEATEN ~
 BY PRISONERS FRIEND
Edward Faigen, 20. Alleged To Have Assaulted Edward McGrath
 Unofficial Sleuth

Edward Faigen, aged 20. of 227 North street, was arrested this morning for breach of the peace and assaulting Edward McGrath on Commercial street, McGrath. it is said, was the police agent" who obtained evidence for the police yesterday that resulted in the ar rests of two women for violation of the liquor law, and Faigen. sym pathizing with one of the woman. gave vent to his feelings by punch ing him. Officers stadIer and Cos grove made the arrest and Faigen was released on bonds for his ap- pearance in court tomorrow morn ing
New Britain herald., 1926-10-19
GUCKEN-COONEY
Frederick M. Gucken of Bristol Takes Miss Rita Cooncy of This City for His Bride.

Miss Rita Eliza beth Cooney, daughter of Mir and Mrs. William Cooney Of 342 Elm street was mar ried to Frederick M. Gucken of Bris- tol this morning at o'clock at St. Mary's church. Miss Kathleen Walsh of this city acted as maid Of honor and Phillip Leary Of Bristol was best man.
 The bride wore a gown Of Chan lilly lace of the princess pattern, over silver crepe of period fashion. with bodice ot duchess satin, and a train Of satin. She wore a prin- cess lace veil crossed with silver
New Britain herald., 1926-10-19
CASH DRAWER ROBBED AS
 PROPRIETOR LOOKS ON
Owner of Hot Dog" Emporium Makes No Attempt To Inter
 fere With Thieves

Peter Kastinas. proprietor Of a hot wiener establishment at 4oS Main street. stepped into a market next door to make a purchase this morning and when he returned there were three men at the cash register. When he came in they walked out and he did not make any attempt to stop them. He found that g had been taken from the register and he hastened to mo- tify the police.
New Britain herald., 1926-10-19
Republican Rally, at
 Negro Church Oct. 29

The newly organized Negro politi- cal club will hold a rally at the A. M. E. Zion church, October 29 with Judge B. W. filling, Mayor Weld, F. o. Rackliffe, E. F. Hall and L. r. Allston as the speakers. The com mittee in charge consists of Rev. Mir. Allston, John C. Baker and FL liot Singleton.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1926-03-11
M father has neDer bor-
rOWed money in his life"

dead" She broke off with a little
hard laugh.
Her voice had sounded flippant,
and she hated herself for it, but she
knew she could not be serious with
this man.
II suppose you don't write books
by any chance, do you?" she asked
fippantly.
"No-it's a thing I've never tried
my hand at" he answered seriously.
IF I thought I should succeed I
might perhaps be tempted now"
why now?-because Of the war.
you mean?"
Not altogether vas thinking Of
the case I told you about the other
day. and Of Lyster, too, of course"
you think Mr.. Lyster looks ill?'
He seemed to consider the ques-
ton.
mot exactly ILL., " he said at last.
But greatly. changed-of course, it
gave me a shock to find that he did
not know me. I went up and spoke
to him in the ordinary way, and he
was quite annoyed-seemed to resent
it. OF course, I understand now, but
at the moment, considering what
great friends we used to be He
paused.
"Were you great friends?" Nan
asked ind|ifferently.
She was sitting back on her heels,
her hands clasped in her lap; there
vas a little eager light in her eyes,
and her cheeks we're flushed.
Seton laughed-there was a pecu'
liar note in his laugh.
Were we notF' he said with faint
sarcasm. surely Peter has told
your"
She shook her head.
HE had never mentioned you to
me until that night we met"
Nan looked away into the glowing
heart of the fire.
you have known him-some time,
then?" she asked after a moment.
YES" y
There was a short %silence.\
Seton drew his chair a little more
forward.
There is something about which
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1926-03-11
TO "THRESH"
OUT FAMOUS SEED CASE

Hairy Sticktight, prosecuting.
attorney for the progressive court
of Roosevelt county has subpoen-
aed several witnesses on the i'm
portant case coming up at Gull
bertson, Tuesday, March % while
T~umbling Mustard, defense attor-
ney is working night and day get
ting evidence to prevent convic-
ton of his clients.
Among the people who have
been drawn for jury duty for the
session of Roosevelt County's
Progressive Court which opens at
Culbertson March 23rd are
Horn Barley, a farmer; Ira Cut
emup, q barber and business man;
Mrs. Hilda Highbrow, a local club.
woman; Seth A Policy, insurance
man; Flossie Buckles-Rattle a
flapper; G. N. Bean, a telegraph
operator; Victory L. Oats, bank
er; Rustler w. Dent, a trapper;
Buff Orphington, a local dairyman
and Duroc Jersey, the sorrel-top-
ped butcher.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1926-03-11
STUDENTS u
FOR A
Continued From First Page)

Laurel Walter, member of a
surveying crew at Orlando, Fla.
Philo Haynes, student at Inter
mountain Union College, Helena.
Esther Erickson, resident of
Tioga, North Dakota.
Florence Amundson, resident of.
Ray, North Dakota.
Mrs. Lillian Krause, resident of.
Wolf Point.
David Maltby, resident of Wolf.
Point.
Wilma Gorley, rural teacher,
Redwater, Montana.
Ralph Seminars, resident Of
Waterloo, Iowa.
Freda Heeter, residing with her
parents near Scobey.
Esther Warmbrod, clerk in the
Munsing Style Shop in Wolf
Point.
Harold Thompson, pre-legal
student at the University of Mon
tana. Missoula.
Mildred Cook, rural teacher,
Bainville.
Margaret Erickson, living at
home in Wolf Point.
Leslie Mcneil. student, state
normal school. Dillon.
Lillian Hubbard, now Mrs. Ben
iamin F. Nabor of Vida.
Robert cambridge, student,
state college, Fargo. N. D.
John Brown. student state nor
NAL school, Dillon.
Bruce Randall, clerk in the Vida
store.
Jay Cusker, rancher, Wolf
Point.
Oral Dietrich, now Mrs. Walter
Peterson, residing in Wolf Point.
Audrey Johnson, assisting her
aunt in the Coffee Cup cafe, Wolf
Point.
Mildred Kimmel, now Mrs. Geo.
Jensen, residing south of Scobey.
Amber Bickers, recent graduate
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1926-03-11

of a beauty culture course in Min
neapolis, and now employed in the
Dali Beauty parlor in Wolf Point.
Lewis Kimmel has a three-year
lease on the John Herman farm
one mile north Of Wolf Point.
Prudence GIFTS, residing in Wolf
Point.
Thelma Anderson is now Mrs.
Earl Green and is residing in Min
neapolis.
Ernestine Warmbrod is living
with her parents in Wolf Point.
Pierre Taylor, rural school
teacher, Valley county.
Glass Of 1928.
Madeline Davis is married and
in Malta.
Mildred Callahan is a rural
school teacher in Michigan.
Genevieve Dietrich, rural teach
err eight miles from Judith Gap.
Glen Thorn is a student pharma-
cist in Des Moines, Iowa.
Fred Yandell is attending the
state college at Bozeman.
Mark Mason, student at the
University of California, at Berk-.