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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1926-10-01

am enjoying life more than / have in
years. If any one doubts the true
merits of Tanlac, 1 am the living
answer to their question"
Good health, vital strength, free
dom from pain and suffering are the
gifts of Tanlac, made from roots, barks
and herbs according to the famous
Tanlac formula. The first bottle of
Tanlac shows amazing results. Ask
your druggist for Tanlac today.
More than 40 million bottles sold.
Evening star., 1926-03-14

Mrs. v. r. Bennett; vice president.
A. p. Hastings: secretary and treas.
urer. Mrs. M. r. Omohundro: execu.
tive committee. Leo Schoenthal. chair
man: w. r.. Metz, Mrs. Mabelle w.
Hagen. Mrs. Arnie G. Miller and Mrs.
Jessie w. Cowles. Those present
were Grand Matron Mrs. Gertrude b.
Milans. Grand Patron George Pitt.
Right Worthy Grand Secretary Mrs.
NJ. e. keyes, Past Grand Matron Mrs.
Jessie w. Cowles. Past Grand Patron
Charley Molster. Past Grand Patron
Joseph Milans, Mrs. Pitt. Mr.. and
Mrs. w. Scantlebury Mr.. and Mrs.
w. r. Metz. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles II.
Cove, Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph A. Ben
nett, Mr.. and Mrs. A. r. Hastings,
Mrs. A. c. Miller, Mrs. X. Rose. Mrs.
M. w. Hagen and Mrs. V. +. Conway.
Acacia Chapter will meet Tuesday
evening, at which time a vote will be
taken on the revision Of the bylaws.
Elsie Metz entertained the members
Of the home board Tuesday evening
Evening star., 1926-03-14
MASONIC.

LnnlES
Monda -rotom4 ~ :, :: C.
Non r'naasat " &a. open
@I!"r{ flEe. AZ 81, f. A.,
H. K y LINK, .-,.r>' 81 NJ :. ! i : n A
Wednes, ~ M".h.ns ;on Censennial.
~; =. {. 81 & pm. L. A.
Gs','S pss1 aetc ~ ~ n i. 7 N Sae,a,.
Theodore Roosevelt. No. "A. +. C.
Thursday---Navai No. 4. F. G., fol-
how'd by social.
La Fayette. No. 10. f. A.
Jonna, No. 35. NJ. NJ. special.
: 80 pm
Mount Pleasant. No. 80, NJ. NJ.
yr4day9cSiambia, .GsSiaii i pM 70. 3. MN.
lebanon. No. !. f. A.
Joseph H. Milans. No. 3S. E. A.
National. No. II. ladies' night.
City Club.
SAturday-Masters' Association.
SCHOOL of Instruction.
NNYAL ARCH CHAPTERS.
NO degree announcements
Efitiay-SchOol of Instruction.
ROYAL AND SELECT MASTERS.
%3nday---W ashington Council. No. 1.
degrees
Observation-Disclosures Council. No. ..
Jewel presentation.
KNIGHTS TEMPLAR
COMMANDERIES
.Jonday No. 5. Order of the
Temple.
SCOTTISH RITE.
Tuesday-Mithras Lodge of Perfec-
ton. Fourth Degree.
Evening star., 1926-03-14
FR A ATERNITIES

at /, 80 pm. at Hecht's Department
store. eighth floor.
Taltoma Chapter. No. IL, met Fri.
day The ways and means Committee
met las. Wednesday at the home Of
Mrs. hlefer. The Floral Circle met
Tuesday evening at the home OF Mrs.
Kindt, and will hold 500 and bridge
party March 20 at the Masonic Tenn
pie, Maple and Carroll avenues at 8
pm.
The Matrons and Patrons Associa.
ton of 1914 held it's annual banquet
at the Grace Dodge Hotel. The fol.
lowing officers were elected: President,
Evening star., 1926-03-14

to Cathedral Chapter. No. IA. last
Wednesday evening.
The Auxiliary Home Board of Co.
lumbia Chapter. No. S, will hold a
card party at Wardman Park Inn
April Z from 2 to 4:30 pm.
The next meeting of Washington
Centennial Chapter. No. 26. will be
held Friday evening. Matron Mabel
r. Cook announces there will be initi.
alton. after which a program has been
prepared by Mary Barr. The Aux
iliary Home Board will meet March 16
1t the Plaza Hotel. Preparations
are being made for a card party to
be held at the Willard Hotel on the
afternoon of April 28.
Chevy Chase Chapter, No. 80. will
meet Tuesday evening at the chapel OF
the Chevy Chase Presbyterian Church.
Chevy Chase circle. Matron Brite.
marte Jones Is desirous of having all
members present In order to present
plans of the various committees. A
Evening star., 1926-03-14

bridge party was held at the home Of
Mrs John J. Kolb. 5432 Connecticut
avenue. and the first OF a series Of
bridge and 500 parties at the home Of
Mrs. John D. Northrup, 3937 Legation
street. The next will be held at the
home Of Miss Isabelle v. Collins, 370S
Military road, March q. Mrs.
William M. INLAY of 10 Virgilia ave.
nue.. Chevy Chase. Md, entertained
Friday afternoon gathering alEo In
the nature of O benefit. Plans are
under way for the first large dance
OF the chapter. The date and place
has not as yet been determined.
Joppa Lodge Chapter, No. 81, will
have brothers night next Wednesday
evening. A short business meeting
will be followed by a program In
charge of the Patron and Harry
johnson in charge Of the refresh.
ments. At the meeting, April Z, the
annual kiddies' party in charge Of
Solittta Smith will follow the short
business session. The ways and
Evening star., 1926-03-14

means announce a chicken ana ice
cream dinner March "a, from $50 to
7:30 O'Clock. in Joppa Temple, 4209
Ninth street. Associate Matron Ida
v. Jones will give a cake walk and
Easter dance in Joppa Temple, April
16.
Ruth Chapter, No. /, will meet to-
Evening star., 1926-03-14

East Gate Chapter. No. 81, will
meet next Friday evening. The de.
grees will be conferred, followed by
a short program under the direction
of Past Matron LOttie r. Sener. The
home board will meet at the home of
Mrs. Alice M. Gaver, 3911 Twenty
fourth street northeast, tomorrow eve.
ming. with Mrs. Bessie Beach assist
ing hostess. The members of the
board will meet at East Gate Temple
March 22 for luncheon before pro-
ceeding to Masonic Temple for the
auxiliary home board meeting. The
furnishing fund committee will serve
a roast pork and beef dinner at East
Gate Temple next Wednesday from
$50 to o'clock. The chapter mem.
bers in a body paid a fraternal visit
Evening star., 1926-03-14

at her home. 1916 Sixteenth street.
Louise Davey. chairman Of the dormi.
tory committee, announces a card
party April 16 at 1929 r street The
degrees will be conferred April 6.
Evening star., 1926-03-14

Earl X Trone. Clarendon. VI.
Universal Service Station. Front Royal. We.
University Hudson Motors Co., Charlottesville Va
White House Garage. Hyattsville. Nd.
Winchester Hudson Company. Winchestee, Va
Woodstock Garage. Woodstock, VI.
j. w. Anderson, Accotinlx. Va.
j. T. Campbell Luray, Va.
c. w. Hubbard Son. White Stone, Va.
r. NJ. Padgett. Greater Capitol Heights, Md.
B. HI. C. Bowie. Forestvilie, Md.
Evening star., 1926-03-14

Auto Supply Company, Saluda, Va.
Baker, Cosby Cowherd, Columbia, Va.
Bates Brothers. Orange, Va.
Brosius Brothers Gogmley, Rockville, Md.
Beatty Brothers, Warrenton. Va.
A. c. Bruce Co., Inc, Greenwood. Va.
H. M. A. Blythe Lanham, Md.
Cuipeper Sales & Service Company Culpeper, Va
Ralph Chance, Bowling Green, Va
Evening star., 1926-03-14

Continued on Twelfth Page)
Evening star., 1926-03-14

W. Earl DUNCAN, Callao, Va.
Herbert j. Fry, Leesburg, Va.
Hargrave Lewis, West Point, Va.
Hammer Motor Co., Scottsville, Va.
Leonardtown Motor & Hardware Company, Leonard
town, Md.
Lindsay Motor Company, Alexandra, Va.
w. v. Miller, Surrattsvile, Md.
r. v. Norris, La Plata. Md. !
New Market Motor Company, New Market, Va.
Evening star., 1926-03-14

Trinity Chapter. No. SO. with Ma.
tron Mary Wayson, will confer the
degrees on several candidates at it's
meeting Thursday. A program will
follow, in charge of the men Of the
chapter.
Evening star., 1926-03-14

The grand matron and grand patron
will pay Esther Chapter an official
visit Thursday. The degrees will be
conferred for the inspection Of the
grand officers. This will be followed
by short program Of entertainment.
The auxiliary home board met March
IL with Mrs. Margaret Jones. Plans
have been completed for the annual
card party of the chapter to be held
April Z at the New Willard.
Ruth Chapters dormitory board has
planned 8 card party for Thur,:Ay
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-25
YOUNG BUT LIBERAL

They rather pride Themselves keeping up with the Late
Books and specialize collecting those which have been excluded
from the Mail They heard of William Dean Howels
Mark Twain but they Wise all of those Lads from
England and Long Island who write undaped Fiction which
be smelt clear large Room
Albert has Calouses all the Right Nit from massagng
the Bones and little Stella will lose Sitting of Bridge
that she married Father.
1t that the Speed Hounds far in Advance of the
iodderng Hold and all Human Relics of the Past that they
never speak of them notice them at all.
When they get all dked up Albert looks like Tout and
Stella resembles the Singing Soubrete of good Buesque
Troupe
Both very broadmnded in regard to what known
Peng Parties They have studied the Relation of the Sexes from
many different Angles and inclined be liberal in their
Views If Lady chooses sit in the Lap of Gentleman
she has just for the First Time they
of the Pudes have been scandazed For be known
who truly liberated the only Conduct which might be
termed irregular is which starts with Murder
Now when it staining the Fingers using UP about
Packs Day and rafting up the good old Synthetic in Shaker
holding O Gallon Albert and Stella tied for First Place
may be inferred that the System Flop The Members
of the Committee say that the War blame but they
made their Minds whether the World War the Civil
War This Abb sounds improbable neither Albert Stella
heard of either War.
MORAL: 1t is almost impossible o restrain the
bubbling Instincts of innocent Childhood
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-25

and those abandoned Characters who Striped Shirts and
read the Sporting Page.
Read only the helpful Books and avoid all Literature
which is frivolous and mpegnated with Moral Purpose
Shun all Forms of Gambling. Make it guiding Principle
expect Something for Nothing and bear in Mind ever that
Money honestly acquired will out to be Curse.
Whenever Emergency arises Crisis mpends seek the
Advice of Elders and don't overlook the Fact that real Wisdom
acquired the School of Experience The Impulses of Youth
should be restrained and regulated by the Caution and Con-
;ervatsm of Age.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-25
MONTAGUE GLASS: = -

PROFESSIONALLY believe beauty il deep
whole
lot beneath people the skin off
then the result is disappointing Which last week
where beauty lifting
needed Improvements She
English immigration officers refused let her
grounds different
preoerave what Mawus
They ar much the last Xray photograph Of
gall duck
YOU" Anybody pays
his lifted bis Strengthened practically
getting thousand dollars only look hOmey
different way he Bomy
fighters which had been
changed like magic looking like touch ugly prize fight
into looking like like tough and ugly barendcr.
"Now possible that consider triumph mca
perform skilu operation, with trained
expert private in hospital
sitter the spends less than hours
table 10 change him from homey prize fighter homeer bar
understand Abe unless the patient
tuni his appendix taken kidney
amt improved TO any extent"
= COMPLETE
il, Mswu
Whosh willing
Chicago that when she back England
understand friends viii This lady has polpa
like
this had them terrible the side Of her
be which huted in a scrap"
AT that Abe which practically hopeless
for surgical like will stuck
Morris remarked
"And il
Coleman understand you
lifting nnc understand
the time relations
wif Mrs Shuldenfrei which already operated
uaF Vice into her head that five six
hundred dollars she she'll
Mary Mn understand
! hst uyN vi talk me
.Rs few hundred dollars distributed here and there would change
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Potash and Perlnutter Discuss
Beauty Surgery


this idea having surgical operations make
spreads understand
really his wife, Nav
going her friends
operations which made them look like Wilma
Banky al Maxine Elliott n palmiest days.
STARTED
Mawruss" Abe continued "if such Christmas is
the first thing that
Mary neck shoulders like Irene Rich and knees like Ann Pen
nngon
birthday hospital with her face in plaster
harden resemblance Peggy Joyce
wife has been successfully
operated the
fixed up Morris said she'll begin
looking like the first vice president of
could his face made into
duplicate picture that he couldn't
without sheriff arresng him for of
almony"
furthermore continued
advance them fifty dollars for
business college yndeand the future she
expect the Professor Doctor Won schch
her niece who looks like
chicken with Of the feathers still on it, and by changing
be featured
in tworeel copedes popular price Westerns
think it's the moving picture business which has given such
big art to the beauty busnes" Abe asked.
reod practically hundred cent Of the
this here Gloria Swanson, would give
husbands there's no better
giving savings anybody than them to
beauty doctor for operation"
consequences continued "that look the
principles just the
saxophnes player pianos and radios You will yet
advertisements reading:
LOOK LIKE YOUR FAVORTTE PICTURE STAR
We pleased o the convenience of time
payments. BE operated now, and at your
Ieisu5. Daniels face low as $40
downs and a MONTH"
"And do such thing " Abe exclaimed
look beautiful they'll anything" Morris concluded
Copyright Syndicate. Ine)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-25
They get of their Meals Dumps Which specialize
on Hot Dogs and Black Coffee.

Be modest in Dress and Department Extravaganza and Dis
play always Advertisements of Ill Breeding The bona fde
Lady Gentleman who does attract Attention in
Crowd except by wearing that Manner of amabe Dignity which
the Hallmark of Social Distinction Amt the TRUTH
Avoid sudden, undue and extreme Famiarties. especially
those involving Physical Contact and suggesting Moral Laxiy In
other Words don't go around handling Folks permitting
paratv Strangers paw you you Umbrella
4 NaDkin.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-25

nj OW it came that when Albert old and
Stella was there organized large and impressive
legislative Body the Purpose of being to draft lot OF
Statutes and Regulations which would make it impossible tor the
Tots to grow up and be anything but good and useful Citizens
Never did SQUADS Snpes Cckadees two fuzzy
Duckngs start out under resoundng Auspices with
anger Body Guard.
AS so often happens it seemed to be the Opinion of the
Grown Ups that what Kids mostly need not Vamins or Sun
shine or Athletic Training but about Tons of Advice and
few Wagonoads of Warnings and top of that constant 70
ice Supervision
The Committee which organized to look after Albert and
Stella and that neither of them ever made raise
Step consisted of the following:
Grandpa Williams.
Grandma Williams
Grandpa Hacleberry.
Grandma Hackeberry.
Mrs. Caggeu, president of Womans Club
Uncle Web Tinsley, bachelor.
Uncle Fred Billings, married.
Mrs. Fred Billings chidless, therefore an expert
Miss Matteson the School Teacher.
Ma.
pa
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-25
EXPOSURE DIDN'T TAKE

Be regular in Attendance Church and lend Support to
every Movement which makes for Spiritual Uplift
Sn Tobacco and do admit your Circle of Acquant-
Any who knows Any One Else who consoed gee
fully with the Demon Rum.
The foregoing is just rough Pencil Sketch OF the Code
blocked out Albert and Stella but will give you idea
of what the Young People up against
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-25

Years have passed since the Reomes and Vgantes began
lecture the Pair Since that Time lot of Water and other
Refreshments have gone the Wheel Styles have changed
and the Solar System has turned many Somersau Through
all of the metamorphc Spasms the Committee Public Safety
has continued work the webred Youth and his attractive
Sister They have received Counsel than you could load
Ship.
Albert and Stella is and will be interesting to
check up and find what have been the Results of much
careful and conscientious Supervision.
Albert and Stella often get to Bed early and if
the Boob Parents let Yep about Late Hours they
simply metallic Laugh.
They get of their Meals Dumps which specialize
Hot Dogs and Black Coffee Stella has been known sbsst for
Days on Fudge and Aspirin.
They have Friends except Tea Hounds Lounge Snakes
Head Walters Crashers and Booeggers If you asked them
about their Standing with Nice Families they would report
you that there no Nice Families
in their Platform that Every One above the Age of
should be taken and shot They show Enthusiasm for any
below the Age of I6 above who guilty of Work
impossible to understand their Talk unless One has
Glossary of the latest Wheeze Mites and Wise Cracks used by
the Dnzen of the Underworld and Those whose Parents have
Mosey
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-25

the looks Of of wfes relations Abe Morris observed $"
understand For fifteen
Gttcrg coming Sunday
willing to
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-25

anything within he could Gtleberg
face aud take off Of that awful
chicken he could also the noise which expression
while he's about it, might make high
Maybe made high dollars you might ar
to have the incson Mrs Gegs your
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-25
DESERTED STREETS.

The murky street deserted. Only
an occasional figure shuffled by. The
stiffness furtiye, ominous stiffness.
The mist thickeneing nOw-blurring
lights and shrouding spectral forms.
a suffered window. Droning OF
voices within.
From somewhere the faint, reedy
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-25
FALLING WITH THE HIGHBINDERs

The Members have been named in the Order of their Inn
portance General knowledge of the Problems to be
dered If Pa and Ma had been implicated in the Debut OF
the two interesting Urhns they would have been invited TO
serve they did have much say Their Job was to
take Orders from lot Relatives and hghaired Spe
cialists scattered along the Side-Lnes.
Space forbds the Printing of all the Rules that framed
up for guidance of Albert and Stella The Tax Law
Pages Newspaper but what Father and Mother were
urged do brngngp of the Responsibilities would have
fd several Sunday Papers and Webser Unabridged Dcon
a All that be given herewith what you might designate
as Skeleton Summary If any Part of it has Reminiscent
Flavor Reader who still remember away back to the
Days of his her Youth possibly Explanation lies in the Fact
that you Grandparents and Unces and Aunt say nothing
Of hosey Neigbor who always telling else how
to raise Calf Rabbit to make Elephant.
These all of the Rules but merely Bunch Of con-
densed Samples
Always bed early and Talking Back when ordered TO
Jump for the Hay.
Diet be under regulation all Times with strict avoid
of Sweets, Pastry rich Viands
No Friends except those who have received the official o. Is
the ndiscrmina hooking up with lot of binders
NightRder SafeBowers and be Speaking Terms with
except BOYS and Girls representing the Best Families
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-25
DON'T LET STRANGERS PAW

all Times deferential and respectful Attitude to-
ward elderly and decrep Fu and Polenes for all Hired
Help, Underlings and Menials.
Correct English be used in Conversation and
Word of Slang such used by Rough Nec Pool Room Sports
Evening star., 1926-11-21
THE FIRST LADY KNITS

or ivory needles she has never adopted bone or
wooden implements Of Northampton days sunice; but
her knitting bags, though capacious, are always
things OF beauty-sometimes colorfu old brocade,
sometimes exquisite needlepont
idge never looks more the grand lady than ~ she
khits. When she carries her knitting bag-and 1t
never clutched She has way. upon entering room,
Of choosing her chair and then hanging her bag over
On q Maynower cruise or to a vacation camp
the workbag goes she even knits while she dictates
her pile o. % % oct. or OF a
and for her husband, fine lace. gay sweaters grow
like magic from her fngertips II is as though.
wherever she went. Mrs. Coolidge carried home
with her.
record of many vanished womans dreams. In Vir-
ginia last Summer she discovered rare heirloom
reRevoutionary knitted spread Of the type that
George washingtons mother used to design and
make IT falling to pieces and only an expert
like Mrs. Coolidge could copy its intricate design
for hers s no mechanical occupation but the sk OF
From a fragment she worked out pattern and
making an % o her own fo
her home brings the inevitable spotlight to the
First Lady OF the Land; soon wives OF cabinet ON.
and set to copying this historical handiwork Women
who do not knit exclaim over the beauty of Mrs
Coolidge's copy. So much has her spread been ad-
nired that she plans it for the White House
when she goes: meantime it win doubtless grace the
For four years Mrs. Coolidge has refused to
write for publication. consistently az the .Presi
dent has refused TO talk But when she was asked to
about her spread and thus to share her pride and
pleasure of workmanship with other women. she
could not resist She consented to write out the di
story of the quilt printed this
page.
family life she guards from intrusion; what she
really thinks Of Washington knows. But
from her knitting she turns to A Amsre,n TSmsn as
the old porch at Northampton. "A natural woman
loving worna nthnss she may think she is guarding
herself from our knowledge, but all unwtinsIy she
has given herself away.
Evening star., 1926-11-21

every one that he issues. Mussolini
himself is. the first to follow It,
Does your excellency believe that.
as some say, we need Mussolini in
American
mo, 1t is not true. do not believe
that. You already have one. That
gives me a beginning for the mes
sage"
THE premier dipped his pen into the
I huge round ink pot that is always
before him, holding In its silent fluid
depths the secrets OF the future Of
Italy and even Of Europe. He began
to write In his usual mountainous
strokes. And as his pen zigzagged
incisively, unhesitatingly over the trim
white sheets I visuafized Mussolini
on an entering steamer, confronting
the New York skyline. That is one
of the first things he would do could
his unremitting duty In Italy ever
permit him such freedom. 1t is really
one OF the desires OF his life to visit
Evening star., 1926-11-21
By HARRIET EAGER DAVIS.

UTHEN Emil Fuchs made his portrait Of Mrs
cooase nd ne chose t to paint e m her knitting on
room. Like most artists, he took keen pleasure In
HIS sitters hands-capabe hands, quiet yet alert
ly but never conspicuously groomed and. for all
their work, amazingly young; natural hands, with
Of practical loveIness In q word-Mrs. Coolidge
Always natural. always hersel--every one
able quality It is this naturainess springing from
her womanly poise and content that makes her the
delight of her friends the refreshment Of her family
1t would take more than the superficialities OF
Washington to disturb Mrs. Coolidge Whether 1t be
self-attained possession the Presidents wife has
poise It speaks in the lift Of her head in light
walk, in the frank dignity with which she faces the
in the sweet direct yet withheld look of her
The only child in . peaceful Vermont house
hold. early as she can remember she
ing singing songs telling stories with her mother,
while they rocked and knitted. In that happy air.
Goodhue the gay and busy adventure which 1T has
always remained.
The natural industry of her New England for.
bears yitaiizes Mrs. Coolidge. She is idle.
Physically and mentally, she is always there"
Handwork she loves. R~ck In their struggling
the white House offers release from economic strain
she may indulge creative artistry her hearts
tent. For Mrs Coolidge knts as an artist paints It
lookout for lovely old patterns or nventhg new de-
signs of her deriving from the beautiful accura-
cy OF this ancient feminine art the satisfaction
her husband might from bit of mathematical pre-
cision.
She is always knitting In the mornings, while in
Ing quiet evenings snatched from their too.fu days,
needles flash in her slender fingers, while her hus-
band reads aloud as in the old days Only now it
House. overlooking the Mall and the Washington
Monument.
On fne old sofa between the fire and the
windows one usually finds Mrs. Coolidge, knitting
bag near. fingers working busiiy. The fad OF gold