The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-09-29

| There many funny things in the world
but about the funniest is to see bald-headed bar
Der trying to sell hair restorer
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The Dempsey Tunney fight is now off the
front pages. We only wish we could say as much
for the Aimee Mcpherson case.
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How are we to be sure that it is Opportun-
ity knocking at our door, or one of those house
toulouse canvassers we are taught to avoid?
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The reason why lot of public speakers,
especially those of the street corner variety. new
er stop to think is because if they did they'd
certainly lose their audience
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Someone recently explained that being cul-
tured was simply the ability to be bored with
out nodding your head and to yawn without
opening your mouth
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There are just two kinds of people in the
world-those who seek to improve themselves
and those who strive to improve the other fell
low. Take your choice.
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Not much use writing good editorial page
this week anyway-everyone is attending the
Redwood County fair instead This is no time
to be sitting at home, reading newspapers.
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Chicago's chief of police holds prohibition res
ponsible for the crime wave in Chicago. We
should not be too hard on him. Anyone in his
position certainly is in need of some good ex-
cuse.-Presbyteran Advocate
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Instead of the worn out "Do Your Christmas
Shopping Early" slogan, one of the exchanges
puts it like this, eff you can make your hand
kerchiefs do few more weeks, you will get some
new ones for Christmas
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Because of bad weather many in fact most.
county fairs have deficit in their finances for
this year. AS write this the Saturday morn
ing preceding the Redwood County fair, we have
our fingers crossed and we understand each men,
Der of the Fair Board is carrying a rabbits foot
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A. O. Eberhart, former governor of Mime
sofa is going to take the stump for the anti
prohibition candidate for governor down in Him
ois Unless Adolph Ole talks better than he did
when we knew him he won't hurt the cause of
prohibition any.
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"For Sale: Hunters boots, table, house, al
SO lott" says an ad in the Classified section of
the Mankato Free Press. According to the as
cending scale on which this ad started, if it had
continued we'd probably have learned about a
section Of land, three ring circus and an estate
in Hollywood.
Never again will we take this "hole-n-one"
stuff lightly. Why gosh! Marshall man did
this little stunt the other day and he got lot of
things like of ginger ale, box of cigars,
shaving outfit, golf balls and such and so.
Think we'll go out and practice up little our
seves-sounds pretty interesting
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It all depends upon what you mean by aris-
tocracy. If you mean aristocracy of birth, there
isn't any, There isn't family in England that
hasn't married into the common people, And
jolly good thing! It's given them strength. /
told that to an American and she
nearly tainted. But the only place they ever
had an aristocracy was in Austria, and what did
they do? They bred half-wts.-Lady Aston.
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The only thing, at least the chiefest
thing which makes life interesting is the fact
that we don't know what is waiting for us just
around the corner 1t may be thrill or it may
be SPILL Dut Whatever 1t Is we can always nave
the fun of anticipation. Too often people express
the wish that they could see into the future"
That would be the best way possible to take all
the zest from the business of living.
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Jaw Gould of the State Game and Fish Com
mission has got to be heap sight smarter than
I'VE think he is before he can convince the people
in this section of the state there should be an
open season on pheasants. These birds are just
getting a start here this year and are still few
in number To sacrifice them for just a few
days of shooting doesn't seem like good sense to
us. We have no idea but that where these birds
are very numerous it is beneficial and even nee
Iessary that there be an open season. But here
farmers and sportsmen united in the feeling
that there should be no shooting of them for at
least year or two. We do hope Jay uses his
usual good judgment. Lyon County residents
are also opposing the open season on these birds
and in this connection the Marshall News-Mes-
fsenger says:
| Gin some sections of the state,
pheasants have become so numerous
to be declared nuisance. Though they
are plentiful here, they are not present in
such numbers to justify an open
son this year. In fact, if the season it
not closed nv executive order. there is