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New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
A MANS KISS OR HIS LOVE?

A MANS KISS OR HIS LOVE?
 "I wonder how Mir. Hathaway can be so sure ho can get back my money?" l asked Jim when we left ln. restaurant.
 Why, don't you know. Judy, that Jerry Hathaway's father is the own or of the Bcaux Arts, as well as many of the other hotels and restau- rants in town?"
 ''How should l know it, Jim 9" I've never even seen him in the pIace,'
 He seldom goes there for he al- most broke his fathers heart by re- using to go into the hotel and restaurant business. Hathaway senior offered 10 turn over the whole thing 10 Jerry anj go to Europe but his son refused 70 accept the propo- sition. l met Jerry Hathaway on one of my visits 10 this town and I found that he had about f}t thousand dol- lars and l had about the same amount. so we went into tho adver- Using business toE"tAer. We've only been working ahou, four months but we're doing mighty we'll I'm aw- fully glad Jerry has chance 10 go to his father, for his father can have an opportunity 10 know that his son has the ability 10 make good iu some thing beside inc restaurant busi- ncss.'
 By this time ,Te had finished our coffee.
 As we left the restaurant 1immio proposed a taxi but I insisted upon the elevated,
 "It goes very naar our apartment" I explained. "anl IT much ra'ior walk 'ho dig'aur, to 'l. station anH the few blocks ao,@ we arriyo tc Iorty-sc,rnfh street, than 10 ride 1T sn expensive ta>i"
 When 7e arrived. found a treh' Hgh' shining from tho diinc room vlndons, Namt $ apar'm"0' V" or the first floor, And, much 'o my
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25

"If only Trichly Porky would climb that tree that other fellow would have 10 show himself I'm sure" thought Roddy, Then, an idea coming 10 him, he trotted back to where Pricllly Porky was, Good afternoon. Prickly Porliy" said he
 "l'nk, unk!" gruntcd Prickly PorSy in the most disagrecabIe way.
 "Whorc are you going" inquired Reddy.
 "Thars my business" retortcd Prichly POrky.
 "Tr were you I wouldn't go over 10 that big hemlock tree" said Ecddy most politely,
 Now, Prickly Porkl had had TO intention Of going 10 that particu- lar tree, but the instant that Rcddy suggested that he shouldn't go thcr" Prickly Porky made up his mind that he would go there. "Why not" he demanded.
 "Because BoWscr tho Hound is at the foot Of the tree"
 What difference does that make 10 ,nc?A demanded Prickly Porky. and headed straight toward that big hcmlock tree.
 Now. Prickly Porky Is, as you know. one Of th" most independent of all tn" little people in the Greer Forest, He shufflcd along toward that big tree just as if there Wcr, no one else in all the Green Forest Bowser the Hound heard the rustline of dried leaves and turned quickly He was all ready 10 run open mouth d al whoever ii might ho. But h. didn't. Tho moment he saw PriCkll PorlIv Bowscr backed away. H. stopped barking at the one in tn tree and began barking at Prickl, Forky. Y0u sec, once RoTscr ha, had his face filled full of those lii tlo spears with which Frickl Torky's tail is armed and V hi"h h carries hidden all through his coal
 rrickly Torliy Erunted as h SONlIlfI dioHE- ll' hilh l"tN 'hl way nor that way. He simply move, straight along tovard Rowser' barking. When he reached tho foo Of the tree he stopped and locke up. He appeared 70 he trying ' maae ur his mind whether or not [ climb. Bowser parked harder tha . over. as if he were telling Prickl : Porky not to climb that tree, Ina . settled it. SloHly ly. very slcwl! Pricklv Porky the Torcupine bega 10 climb the IiE hCnlock free. . CCopyriEht. 1926. by I. W. Burgess , The next story: "The Stranger 1 lthe Tree"
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
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still, knowing this. he was unable 10 stir, He was leaning heavily against the wall, just where that last desperate push against Jensen had lrt' him, and he was sucking the hr.arh iN'o his lungs in great gasp ing sobs.
 Jensen had crushed it out of him had olmos, crushed the very life out Of hin with those gorilla-like arms 0 his, A sharp, shooting pain in his sidc-an agonizng stab-told of a broken rib. and deadly nausea had descended on him. He fought against fainting, with straining eyes fixed on the broken hanistcr rail in front of him.
 II seemed ages before his dead
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25

hayt com, into possession of man who "pick"d her up' two nights b. fore the murder.
 With Jimmy and Mary cstraneed, Church gets Marys promise 10 mar Try him. Jimmy and Olga. out one night, see the man they are looking for-tNe man she says got the stub. He escapes. but they identify him by Il police photo as IKE JENSEN.
 Church, motoring With Mary. runs ever q dog. She breaks the engage mont.
 Jimmy gets q phone call from Olga, saying she has found Jensen. He rushcs 10 her apartment to find her gone. Her disappearance is a newspaper sensation for days.
 IT, is walking with his friend,
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25

even though We have seen dirty hands poaring dirty ice into the cooler before our> very eyes.
 Many Of the water coolers found in public places are poorly cared for. Yet most Of us have become so ao- customrd 10 these coolers that all our sense of cleanliness in regard 10 'ms matter has become d"adoHed. We want our ice water and We de IiDcratcly ignorc the condition of the cooler from which we get il. In rc- c,nt wars the Public Health Service has secured ,hc cooperation Of many of our common carriers in in staIling coolers that are iced from lhe outside.
 Even when water is chilled in the most sanitary .way hy ice applied in such < way that ir does not touch the water. that water is often too cool 10 N, taken into tho normal human hody. Iced water should never he taken in large quantities a' any 'mo. r. should not l." taken in any uuaN'i'y when the body is ovor- hoatc,l \ refreshing degree of cool ness is desirable and ought 10 hc sufficient 10 satisfy clru inc most tastidious palate.
 To he sure. there arc forces of na,
 urc which exert themselves in puri, wing ice. Thcs" lorrrs are crystal Gzation temperature and time. but you must not conclude from this tha' fhcrc can bo no danger of ice con, l"ying infections diseases hccaUs' .herc is danger and pure ice i' easily contaminated hy unclear hands.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
Menus for tie Family

ErcatIast--IauE"riu"~, bacon in cream gravy on toast, tran and laisin mullins, milk. cottce
 Luncheon -- Toasted vegetable sandwiches. baked rnuturb. plain cake, milk, r'a.
 Dinner - stuffed ca)f's heart, steamed rice, carrot 'lubalcs, stuff od celery, maple custard pudding whole wheat bread. milk. coffee,
 since clu!lrpn under lru years of r@- should not tc allowed 10 cat the inucr meat q uourishirr dessert is planned making th" usual protein dish ol meat uuncc' ssary for them.
 Leftover Nor, tables are relocated in a cream saure 10 which cheese is added. The cr"anoi vegetable is sry,d between crisp 'rIHuel's Of hot toast and q "toast'd veg table sand airh" is the result
 This stuffed calis h'ar' Is a say orv dish that is worth trying during tue spring months.
 stuffed CaIf'S Heart
 'I.t tilH : I'Hi 70 I'.hIt4 " 'l'' veal, q slaves bacon, 4 lh1cspoons stale bread crumbs, ! tablespoon minced parsley, i teaspoon minced onion. 9 ogEs. salt and pepper.
 Wash heart through several waters and remove veins and arteries Lc' stand in cold waiter 'o more than rover for two hours. briO and dry. Put ,oa1 and hacor through fine 1nifo rropprr e,1,a, tunes. Nix alrh bread crumbs parsley, onion. -alt and r,pror, Nary utlo sal Hjll I.. u,,5od sluo. 'ba bacon IS salty, >Id cces and mlN thoroughly Fill h,art ,,itn this fn-',raca' and sew. 2purAI~ heart with ~aH and pepper, roll ia noUr and hronu quickly on all ,ies in a hot frying pan. Put into a do'n casserole. add boiling water 70 half rover. cover oa>snrol" closely and cook two and oro-half hours in slow orcn AdI norr water 4 ror, vsary Make rraf} with th. nqror in rhe ca role a;1 pour oH' I heart on deep platter
 To sorye slice down through fh' ,heart cross-wise like a jelly roll,
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
The Identity oi an EaNesdroppcr
 Worries Madgc.

Tho disclosure of the knecliug woman upon tho oIhcr side Of the Hpartmeu door diI no, disturb Mary Harrlson's dramatic puntomue by 50 much us the change or a single muscle, Nor did Lillian appear 10 Het tho intruder. ], N0s as II the watching woman and Inc postgrlus girl were caught Np momen'ariy Into a separate world one which could be touched by 10 alien iutm- euCC.
 With swift movements which vel held the awkNarduyss ut mVscle- bound or dDormnd person. the woman got 10 hor feet and extended toward me her hand. palm upward | saw a stl'cr com upon it, and then slc spoke in gullu'ab haittus ac- cents showing more tuuu .racQ Of foreign fongu.
 'I ana 70 sorry. Nalamg "il pl.,s forgil. The lights in th,es hall, fIuy are very bad. ] dropped my money and it Is necessary .-lhcrp vas d note Of shaineiaceI pa,hos iu her 'otcc-'1hat l find if. So go down Oh my knees. hope have not an- moved uadamo.'
 was in the hail. with the door closed behind me before sho fairly lad begun her little speech, She moved backward as she spoke un'il she reached the stairs, then began 70 ascend them, leaning toward me over the banistcrs as she uttered 'he last words Of her apology,
 Tnstinctiyely l dislrustel every word she had uttered. Her tall fig urc and her limp, with the thick lrnscd glasses she wore, made ne sure that she vas the same woman who had come out Of the apartment house the day before and stood by 'De park wall in an attitude Of 8tchfuness. I was also certain she vas responsible for the sliding back of the door, the spying glance upon me and the lifted curtain Of the fourth floor front, all of which had SO upset mo upon the previous day.
 But, of course, in the face Of her apologetic explanation I could voice 10 syllable Of my suspicion. ] de- cYded, however, that there was no need to affect Q cordial belief Of her story and my acknowledgment Of her apology was frigid as was compatible with perfunctory cour- tosy.
 Tt Is perfectly all right" I said. "I have not been discommoded."
 "I am so glad she returned, her foot upon the last step where she you'd be visible to me, Good day, madame."
 Something in the way she spoke the last words made me glance
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25

HARRY COLNlN, when he spies KID DlNlS, & known intimate oi Iuscn, boarding street car He
 trails him throurh lonely streets aUd dismal tos 10 a house in tho outskirts. He hears a Nomans 'oic. ,cy ou', l. i, Ojsu's. and l., silently ,ut"rS,
 Jcna,u lrus aud 0l@a are in q loom, Jensen ross upstairs 10 an svrr a phon'. Jimmy crceps in and hits Diyis with q broken andiron, Then h. goes ups.air, 10 oYerhcar .Jluseu.
 He hrrrays als presence, and there Is 0lG, J,us,N corners him land, bogs'irsll coulosscs 10 the murder ot Henry Rand, In the
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
Deaf Hear Instantly

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New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
Thing to Do,

r you are q girl and if you arc dining with q man in a restaurant, you give your order 10 him rather than 10 the lowering waiter. The latter will probably hinder your ot- tempts 10 he "otiquctical.' He will probably catch the order as it falls from your ruby lips 10 your swain, But he, the waiter, should know enough to let your consort pass it on 10 him. The really helpful escort will wade through his menu, making helpful suggestions, thus giving the girl some idea Of what h" does and doesn't expect in thr way of sum total.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
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sec iy jl" pap. rs whore some hoIy says tuaI--
 "Thc r.ally clover home woman will Use in her hom, old hits Of 'm- Uroidery rom Inc homes Of famous vom,n. Ou., ch.&,r ljf',e wife whom admir-, has some original h.d- sprcads vrm2ut hy th" rtmhlg fin e.rs of Martha Wlsaue'ou. Any woman will find 1rr li1ir- room 'n- ricl,d Ly a chair Of Hoe]j.Doiut hrought fresh from 'lc old Lr" or Washington or som, ro'oual mau- sions Of Iho raS''
 I prefer carnations to colla lilies and tube roses,
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
She Wants to Know.

"You have written q great deal about books and plays ard music. ' writes woman who inaccuratcly signs herself "Dumbbeli." I yearu 10 gol started in the field Of art and architecture. Can you help e"'
 Thanks for your confidence. Try these titles on your local book store public library, or state travelling Ii- 1rary:
 "'rhc Gothic Quest" by Cram; "Thc CathedraIs OC England and WaIcs." by Bond; "Rouaissanc" Masters" by Rose; "Ilow to StHdy Pictures" by Caffin; "Great Schools of Painting" by Turncr,
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
Quicksands of Love
 Adele Garrisons New Phase of of q Wip

quickly upward, l. Vas as tt ! sud loHly had heard a lling musical note iU the raucou5 CaWug or il crow The poor Nomnu's voice must oucp have been melodious, l decided. SIS 1 stood for a second in The hall "Arre she had lcrt ma and forced my -OuluW 4r shaken nerves to the calmn"ss necessary for re.uu'rancc into the apartment But though laid tlc notion 10 my mflamr1 imagination, l could not g"t rid of a haunting sense of familiarity lu '01i single musical note which had detected in n" womans voice Ycr l Nas sura tha, lad never seen t"r before.
 un" rhiur | hnc0, and he hnowl. sde' disconnected mr more than I cared 70 1rhroNIdre. for I pridcl myself uroa being iup"ryiou- 10 tri0ug auo2ancos Th"r- Was in this building in which Lad taken au apartment rla' mpS' u.s'if'rous Of a'l minor ills. uro"llnr co}'e- dropp"r r.oall~l LlHnn's warning roncuuiuu rho locks and almost do- rid.d 70 follow hor advice. then laughed at myself for my fears. IT," huuIiug was a small ono as apart mont buildings go, and EGi'h hoj sal that he tenants were required 70 giH' good rrforouo's SrroiY l uoe i0 TO danger other than annoy ance from 'He proving woman who had .9" mHp'd un inc stairs.
 Nos, t.-Iy ! slid back the door anl again ,r'ored the apartment living room. Mary had not noticed my ext or entraucc--I vas sur" Of that, for her eyes were fixed grayely upon Lillian as it there were no on else in all the world. My friend vas almost as assorbcd-1 rarely huyo soon her so interested, but that she had realized my absence l saw by hor quick glance al m" as cam" in. Then her eyes Wrut back to Mary and stayed there, as did my o"m until the young girl finally crumpled into an exhausted heap upon in" floor. Then sine looked at Lillian #pith tho tense. Ncsccouing eyes Of one arraigned for judgment.
 We reached her at 1he same in~ stant and as I lifted her and held hrr close 10 me. for she was so vhlto that ] feared she would swoon. Lillian. with q sure instinct for inc best tonic, clahpol her upon the shoulder.
 "You1 do, my girl" she said chcorily. "Youye got years of hard work ahead Of you and you haven't learned your o-b-abs yet, but there's the life spark in you or I've never seen it."
 Copyright 1926, by Newspaper
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
ISIGIN IIRI. rOphY

HENRY EAAIr o1 B business man, is toruI mlr!,r 'a o heap Uot| |. C~gon lua,. 'u1 u ,oman's Aauah, rcA..f and ,h- y,l- iU. S'Gh uf n .L'rrlr '!na.h
 JlMNA HANp, lIy sou, Eo,, 10 HrGdupo'. eu'ro fuo 'A.mor is, I"r stub l., .raonj 'u OLGA MAY. NANN. d rahurf singer
 Jimmy meet, and falls in loly wth MARY LOWELL Later ie tinIs olga Sl taiu's al hearing She ts wanted Tor uurIar, Mary, out with SAMuEi. t4il RrIL a wealthy lawyer s."s Jimmy N1 Olga into d taxi and mismlors'nnIs.
 Olga tells police thu stub might
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
I,aStCr party

An YOU would rot started on your Easter party for tho Ndlols-buy cotton yellow baby chicks or ducks and Waror-color in Easter egg cuadcs p3are-cards 70 bo stuck in incir lir,lc hcaks. Make center piece Of a hjg papl'r-machc egg GOV .,rad with gold or silver paper or Vii .'rr-co'orsI, and have rainbow-Co'or- .ri rjbbous. 'o which tho chjci, place Irsrl~ ar, a'arrti, bead From th' |reut.rpi.ra cg 70 each plote.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
Your Health How to Keep It.
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 1.' ouaIu'> of pod drinks D"n- sumol in AIueri,a Iumnr 'Ao >'a. and particularly durul- 'h" suulmf months s'agrers tL" imdglnation Of Europ' and it might well gl%e US pause. for inc American ire water rah, IS perhaps not as harml"ss as some people think
 Probably th' hest water in A1s'rl- ra is spoiled by this unEo1oru'd Haur' of putting ir" into it. Sp de- tcrmnc5 aro vo n trunk o1r "a'or 7ceI That rath.r 'han drink Cl'a1 water of ordinary f'mp"ra'urr manH of us will drink water out Of coolers
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25


 ;hc messages of his brain. Finally h vas abl- to move, and then. lean- ing heavily on the railing for sup port, he painfully descended, his eyes WatChful for any movement in that shadowy, still form al the bottom of the stairs.
 Olga sat where Jimmy had left her. tn" pistol held ntrvelessly in her shaking hand, not daring to take her burning eyes off the outstrctched ligur: of DiYis lying on the floor.
 H"r head aChed and throbbed; her tattcrcd nerves seemed to be scream ing at her to relax.
 To relax, to find relief in blessed unconsciousncss. But she dared not. She knew for q certainty that if she but closed her eyes and laid her head on her arm. she would taint. . And Jimmy Rand had told her to watch Divis to keep this pistol pointed at him in case hc should move.
 Would she dare 10 pull the trigger if he should suddenly leap up at her" She shuddcrcd. She would try
 but sho did not know.
 Why had Jimmy left her 10 go upatairs-With Jensen up there :? Why had he not first taken her out some place and then, if he chose, taken tiIc pistol hiNself and gone upstairs? Even that was foolhardy enough, for Jcusen was armed. |.
 And she hadn't told Jimmy that. She had forgotten. She shivered, and with difficulty suppressed a
 Her cars ached as she strained them against tho silence that had .onvcloped thc whole house.
 Then she heard footfalls- the heavy tread of Jensen crossing the room. And then voices, loud and angry.
 Jensen had discovered him! In agony sho waited for tho sound of a shot, But it did not come. Instead. sh" heard something rattling down the stairs, thcn--it seemed ages later-the slamming of n door, an- other shuttle of feet and 2 deep, full .lhroated laugh that could only be Jenscn's.
 She vas trembling violently now, :ho pistol shaking loosely in heI grasp. She turned her head toward the door. as If that would somehow bring tho sound nearer. And she . knew somehow she didn't want tc
 hear what was about 10 happen. With a sudden start she turned
 back 10 the unconscious Divis. Sup rose he had moved. Suppose he haC come 10 and soon her with her heaC , tuned-and leaped at her. . Desperately, she frightened her fin 7 gers on the pistol. Divis lay fl . dcath-lllr stiffness. and blood slow . ly tricklcd from a gash behind hi car. She siCkened.
 ' Voices again. . A deep rum Q bling voice that was Jensen's. Ant 9 then-thank Coda low, stead. Y voice that told her Jimmy was a ] least alive.
 - But what could they be doing y Her imagination conjured ur thou c sand fa'cs for Jimmy-in that roor '. with the torturing, bone-breakin 9 Jensen. There flashed through he g mind that Jensen might be savin i Jimmy for some refined cruelty h s might work al his leisure-playln 't with him. as cat plays with help Il less mouse.
 O She listened and waited for wha O seemed ages-and the silence va n broken only by the guttural voice C y Jensen, and his laugh-that toneles t teariless laugh,
 ?. And again her nerves wer n screaming al her, She was tired {
 the point of utter exhaustion. and ] D her head-hchind her eycs-vas
 pain such as she had never befoI n experienced in her life.
 Divis, she noted duly, was sti
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25

Thoro is no one in all the Green Tores' more obstinate than Trickly porky the POrcupinc. He is just plain contrary. He never wants 10 do onything that anybody wants him 70 do. If you want him 10 go any where do not try 0 drive him there, Instead, try 10 drive him the opposite direction. Then possibly he will go
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
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New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
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New Britain herald., 1926-03-25

that follows Jimmy is slowly being overpoWered when the stair rail gives way and Jensen goes crashing through.
 NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY
 CHAPTER I.
 There was a heavy Humping noise On in. stairs as Jcns"m's huge body struck. Then several lesser b1lups as ho rolled down the remaining steps and. finally, utter stiffness,
 For the life Of him, Jimmy couldn't move. He was paralyzeI with the fear that Jensen might get ID and choose 10 enter that room where Olga sat and Diyis lay, instead of coming back. He might even take lime to find the revolver Jimmy had kicked downstairs.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
Gossip,s Corner
Gossip Naps!


 Druggist spouse Is hailed into an eastern court hy Wjtjr who d"clar"a that !" wouldn't pay ,nough board, Once sr" lad him trained 10 drop 72o in th" '9mIy ginger Jar every Saturday night. Then It dwindlcd 70 u m,as}y ten, Wife cut down on his hoard -li,5r l.strud of porter aous' Boarl dropped 10 g., Table .ar. dropped alalu, Looked t"o uDar rh' zero mark so wIn" dragged .ri"nd husband into court!
 "F, ople lo not 3v' maly y'ars ia
 n"lsr unless it corresponds with 'I" temp, ram.nf of one of th'm' ~o romm,rrs W. l.. G.orge in lis os, story ot Inomas and Jane Cur H.c. NnI sHl "'"mp, fam'nt' is -.r.r...y 'I.' or th woman. Itgal- l,. "tro lu-hanI choose the doui- r8.' Iu most of o1r states Actually. 'G, "lf' n.ar.v always. rNropt when r..I ..o.umi,.> ,toa~.s lt fur th'm,
 Tt' roa woman mayor of Soa'1.,. N'z. B'rga4 K. I.aaJ's. Is mol q .~.r pumlm' comment as ir S1, la.- pot smoh,. aou h,r hair. var .lpr' sRil's or rol,.l hose. quick pWa g. ramn o.. political woman aHo apt- Io rh,- nuunoUs 'mgl- ,ru noman eI.'"
 "T.- e~.t .u.. .ly" os rorIou pIr rIsa.,. .omu..,s ur 4--lay e.>l os arna#tr ro'mme ru' fru' mr.. Worlsr @Ir Lady Tlsh'' tou.l trs tbogg.t and f'r and arI .rI !ur.- 3f ~l, lai n,.l3 for".. ..,ar~a o' T'rnrv tn go ".n"u' .ao4 for i- days, Lot, of p'oi' Last on bread crus's and potato s0lu' .n' only 4g days but @t5 days "s 'a' wear and ueHrr e~' "Rrit',n hr' T..r amf wrac 1i'le hauIhs l"toT' ''tfr names
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25
PriCkly Porky Climbs the Tree
By Thornton ". EurE,ss

The obstinate don't try 10 drive, If you would anywhere arrive,
 Old Mother Nature.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-25

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