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New Britain herald., 1926-03-15
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CLASSIFICATION HEADINGS

ANNOUNCEMENTS i-RURIAL LOTS, MONUMENTS 2-pEATH NOTICES
 8-FLORIsTs
 4-FuNERAL DIRECTORS 6-LOST AND FOUND s-PERsONALs
 7-sToRE ANNOUNCEMENTS
 AUTOMOBILES s-ACTo AND TRUCK AGENCIES o-AUTOs AND TRUCKS FOR SALE l0--AuTOMOBILES FOR EXCHANGE li-AUTO PARTS AND ACCESSORIES l2-AUTOMOBILEs WANTED l3-AUTOS--TAXI SERVICE i4-GARAGES TO LET 15-MOTORCYCLES AND BICYCLES l6-MOTORCYCLES BICYCLES WANTED l7-sERVICE STATIONS - REPAIRING
 BUSINESS SERVICE 1S-BARRERs HAIRD's MASsEUsB l3--BUILplNG AND CONTRACT eO-BUSINEsS SERVICE RENDERED ol-DENTlSTS 2c-pREssMAKING & MILLINERY 23-pYEING & CLEANING -INSURANC E-ALL KINDS LAWYERa-PATENT ATTORNEYS 96-MOVlNG, TRUCKING. BAGGAGE 2T-PAINTING. PAPER HANGING 2S-PLUMBlNGi. HEATG. METAL WORK EXPRESSING AND TAILORING 30-PRINTB, JOBB'G. STATIONERY 3l-PROFESSIONAL SERVICES Sc-REPAIRING & PIANO TUNING 23-WANTED TO RENDER SERVICES
 EDUCATIONAL 34-CoRREsPONDENCE COURSE 35-DANCING TEACHERS S6-INsTRUMENTAL AND VOCAL Q. TNCrpTCTHpa ED--INSTRUCTORS
 EMPLOYMENT 3e-EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES A0-HELP-AGENTS WANTED H-HELP-MEN WANTED &2-HELP-WOMEN WANTED 45-HELP-MEN OR WOMEN RESERVATIONS WANTED-MEN RESERVATIONS WANTED-WOMEN
 FINANCIAL 46-BUsINEss OPPORTUNITIES 47-INVESTMENTS. STOCKS, BONDS 4s-MONEY LOANED 49--WANTED-TO BORROW
 LIVE STOCK 5o-CATTLE AND SWINE 5l-DOGS. CATS, PETS S2-EGGS, POULTRY SUPPLIES 53-HORsES, VEHICLES 54-WANTED-LIVE STOCK
 MERCHANDISE 55-ARTICLES FOR SALE 5s-BUILDING MATERIALS 57-BUsINESS & OFFICE EQUIP. 5S-FARM AND DAIRY PRODUCTS i9-FEED AND FUEL 60-FERTILl2ERs. SEEDS, PLANTS G1-FOOTWEAR AND CLOTHING 62-GOOD THINGS TO EAT 63-HOCSEHOLD ARTICLES 64-MACHINERY, ELEC.. & TOOLS 65-MERCiIANDIsE AT THE STORES 6e-MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS Gl-B--RADIO 67-wATCHEs DIAMONDS. JEwELRY 61-WANTED ARTICLES TO BUY
 REAL ESTATE FOR RENT G9--APARTMENTs 6 TENEMENTs 7o-BUSINEsS PLACES TOR RENT 7l--DEsK ROOM AND OFFICES 7?-FARM FOR RENT T3-HOUsES FOR RENT SUBURBAN FOR RENT 75--VACAT1ON PLACES FOR RENT T6-WAREHOUSEs S STORAGE 11--WANTED-TO RENT
 REAL ESTATE FOR SALE 7s-AGENTs-REAL ESTATE 7a-AUCT1ONEEES S0-BLDG. & BUSINESS PROPERTY Sl-BUILDING LOTS FOR SALE S2-FARMS FOR SALE SS-HOCsEs FOR SALE S4-SHORE PLACES FOR SALE S5-SUBURBAN FOR SCALE SERIAL ESTATE FOR EXCHANGE S7-REAL ESTATE WANTED
 ROOMS, BOARD AND HOTELS ss-HOTELS S9-ROOMS FOR RENT BEDROOMS AND BOARD H1-EOOMS FOR HOUSEkEEPING 92-WHERE TO DINE -WANTED-BOARD OR LODGING
New Britain herald., 1926-03-15
Finance Minister of
 France Not So Hopeful

Paris, March IS Rt-The now finance minister Raoul Peret, sees no prospect for early passage of the
New Britain herald., 1926-03-15

It's q sure pop sale fl you use Herald Classified ads.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-15

'ify Court. CHy of Nv Tutaln,
 lIarch s. l'-D 't'v of Nv Ertao rs. Widow t.'rS Representatives and rr,J. or7 of Aulrcy r. Svrark.
 NLCOND ORDER OF NOTICL s'ate of Connecficu'. County of Hartford, ss. Nov Erl'atp Mar.b 1928.
 Upon romrlarnf of the saiI Crs If New Britain pra'ng that rrrI- er'v on Overlook Tract lots uum- nors 4a'. tae and ftG be ore,los,I :or rhn non payment of ray,-, aud compliant being rturuahl" to rhr tI'y r"Vr' nt tne ".'v o' New H'.f- ain, t0 hn held in and for Nv l,lu- #in. in the County ot u.rforl. on 'hr thrl Monday nf Nu-r.t.r 1925. lf appearing jo auI t.wr :ognj ty fh" slhscrIlu- autLu.'y that ibc widow. h.jls, t,r.s.r'.. '.''- or cr"3l'"T4 or aIt C.. 'h.". n: Andrew r Syra.a. q r'as. l. ,,r- f0erlv of said >,t Era4'l. k un- known and that 'Ie r,.t..rce 9: .4rl "lioF, C'C.. s uihl1"u and tGN '1 appoin'm"r' of aH 'E, -s'or IF aI r.irlstra'or on th" -ea'. r. -a.I %'r4oh apTo5rs T 'la ant trr..Ee n' sall N,r Ec'5u. a roann.aa.. "f thre@ Dlon'ls ratg.s bon an4u'- tl. as bv iaw req4ir'
 Ordered that second noa. o3 'h' institution and pcudrncg o: ai3 complaint hc given 'H, H t-a3-r'. I~ publishing 'hls or1sr ir 'hn %'a 1Htt'-m laralI. g r,v,sap,r tuN. HshrI tu 'rc Cty c' Nr-, Er'a.r once week for ieo rorrcc9'jy t,,ks, comw"nrlnr nu or htfnr 'tarrh 18th. iH-f.
 Iiv order of 'hn Cogr',
 LNU tA%I.EtC.
 Clerk of the Court
New Britain herald., 1926-03-15

Nellie de Laittro of Oakland. Calif., went riding with young man the other night. When she re- fused to go 10 a roadhouse with him ho ordered her to get out and walk. She suggested that he call a. taxi for her, and when he went to his car. He showed up several hours later.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-15

And is ills movie actor. or one of 'hn collar ad nodols7 No. IFS 4appcr- spiok and span lrllo Jim my Walker. the mayor of New York city.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-15

"jty Court. Cny or Nv Eutaln,
 March s. Io-o j'r of N.w brtaD rs. Widow tIprs, Representatives and rr, JI Orz ur NuI-r.y r GvvarE
New Britain herald., 1926-03-15

BARGAINS FOR QUICK sALE-I9.3 Buick 4-pass. coupe, S5s5. 1925 Gray touring, $450. 1925 Chevrolet touring. 1885. 1925 Chevrolet coupe, s4s5. 1925 Lexington demonstrators. 1925 Hudson broughanl, ss35. 1924 Oldsmobis sedan. t450. Fords, all models. Aaron Ci. Cohen, Inc, 1s5 Park St., Hartford. Conn. Open evenings.
New Britain herald., 1926-03-15
Autos and Trucks For Sale

FORD sEnhN-2- 2-1s2s: 3-Is24 Ford tour. ings. 2-i924 Overland tourtngs, 1928 Maxwell coupe in good condition. 1929 Ford sedan. Ford 1895 1-ton truck. l924 WillyR-Knight touring Time payments Rudolph's Garage. l27 Cherry St. Phone 1 205l-2. Salesroon Main St. Phone
New Britain herald., 1926-03-15

FORD TRUCK-i: ton, screen body, ne5r motor Just installed, price right If taken at once. Phone l0le-5
New Britain herald., 1926-03-15

LEXINGTON-late 1923 sport model, Min. ute Man eiI. passenger touring car. thoroughly recondtioned and newly painted Six wire wheels and good tires Trades and termt considered c. A Bence. sl Main St. Phone 22lS.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
WITH EDITORS
GENERAL JOHN G. GREENWAY.
(Arizona Mining Journal).

y 80 @ u.
Arizona
lost respected
builder
had SKILL financial backing with
which his ideas
point the state his developing the
the
accomplishments bigger
idle
the tackle problems involved
did have
water very the practical
personality that caused
producer others the
development OF similar propositions.
might
emphasize and mune
usefulness and
projects which he saw
possibilities and the
Gulf Mexico.
General accomplished
to
southwest the making
where but Green
builder much to
southwestern be keenly
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05


horrible
protecting method
employed entire workings the
property
coal
throughout workings shafts and surface structures
the Every known Of
ton
At socaled strategic points the work
gs pulverized platforms dust
containers being constructed that they easily uped the
slightest of air attendant explosion The particles
with nonombustible
immediate vicinity original blast Throughout the
workings installed Dimensions of prominent rooms
arranged that set workers
those aboring chamber Great barrier pill
between each chamber
spread Throughout the entire
small
0
The remarkable efficiency the
in that killed.
of the financial
could be almost comparison
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
PREVENTING DISASTER.

carried after
United States where
terrific but wtha the
blast in
The continual
ard
mine prevent
posons both for the
The
that they become careless Hak to one miner who
"crimping"
a the operation "be
added TO the
binauo every SC 0 death.
is to in
Of Coal West
Illinois, with men
accident might been the
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
RADIO PROGRAM
Central Time Station

KFH-Wichita, Kan. (26Sm-112Oke)
9-10 p. M, Lambert Crystal Radio
boys.
KPRcZHouston Tex. (296.9m-
1O1Oke) - m., Frank Tilton, blind
boy pianist.
WBAP-Fort Worth, Texas, (476.9m,
63Ol1e) 1880 p. m,' Decator. band; 80
monstrel show; II, Panther Hawaiian
trio.
WDAF--Kansas City, Mo- (S65.6m-
S3Olle) 10:45-11 a. M, Betty Crocker,
home service talk; 81, the Tell-Me-
a-Story lady; address; the Trianon
ensemble; $3.50, musical program;
11:45-1 a. M, Plantation players; Ed
die Kuhn's orchestra.
WF'AA--Dallas, Tex. (475.9m m-6S0ke)
12:30-1 p. m, Sunday School lesson,
DR.. Horace M. Whaling; 1904, Sears
Roebuck Agricultural Foundation
homemakers' program; 4:3O-5, WON,
ans hour, book reviews; 6SO-7:SO,
Alphonso Trents orehestar; S:3O-9:30
Schubert Choral club recital.
WHO-Des Moines, Iowa (526m-
57Oke), 1903 p. M, Myrtle Williams,
soprano; Stewart Watson, baritone;
SO, Greene County band, Prof irwin,
director; Hip, Bankers Life Corn
Sugar orchestra.
WIBO-Chicago (226m -1330ke), To-
II a. m, shoppers bureau; 2s4 p. M,
popular shut-in program; 6S, dinner
concert, Walter Preston; WHO trio;
Rae Mckay, Otis Pike, jester.
WMC-Memphis, Tenn. (499.7m-
6O0kel $3.50 p. M, Atwater Kent pro-
gram; H. frolic Charles Lucy's jazz
boys.
WOAI-San Antonio, Texas (Ss4.5m
70Oke) $50 p. M, San Antonio EX-
press Evening news program.
WDAW-Omaha,. Nebr (526m- -67Oke)
12:45 p. m, Sunshine Sunday dinner
menu; l, Randalrs Royal Fontenelle
orchestra 6, music review, Hester
Bronson Copper; 6;2O, Francis Pot
ter's Banjo orchestra; $50 Gilbert
Jaffy and his little symphony; o.
classical; 1915, Frank Hodek and his
Nightingale orchestra.
WOC-Davenport, Iowa (4S3.6m>
62Oke) 12:15-I2:25 p. m., special farm
day; $3.50, Aunt Jane; 5;45-6, chimes
6:3O-6:5O, Sandman; 80, villa de
Chantel. conservatory of music; 9-1O,
travel talk, DR.. B, j. Palmer.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
Sixteen Years Ago

Mrs. w. d. King of Nacozari ar
where she has been visiting her
sister.
Allie Howe, deputy sheriff from
Tombstone, spent yesterday in town
on business.
Inspector Charles T. Connell of
the immigration service spent yes
terday in Bisbee.
f. l.. Hunter, in charge of the pur-
chasing department of the South
western, is in town from Eel Paso.
Ben Sneed's son and daughter from
Hereford spent yesterday in town
with their father.
Attorney d. A. Richardson went to
Benson yesterday to meet party
of New York capitalists.
G. A. Goode left yesterday for
Mazatlan, Mexico, going by way of
,Nacozari and NToctezuma.
A. NJ. Williams, who's is building
an airships in Douglas, spent yes
terday in Bisbee. He expects to
have his machine ready to make it's
first flight in two weeks.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
Mountain Time stations

CFAC-Calgary Can. (4S5,Sm- 6SSke)
7-S p. m, salon broadcast.
KoA-Denver, (822.4m-9SOke) 1915
p. M, Rialto theatre musicale; S:15
relaxing and corrective exercises; $50
dinner concert Brown Palace string
orchestra, Howard Tillotson, director,
S:15 chamber of commerce program
instrumental selections; Grand juno
t!Ion high school band sextet.
Pacific Time stations
KTAB-Oakland, Calf. (240m-
125Oke), $3.50 a. M, prayer service,
Rev. e. L. SpauldingY 12-1 p. M,
luncheon concert; $40, program.
KFI-7Los Angeles, (46S 5m- 64Oke)
5000 p. m, program, Eugene Biscai-
luz, under-sheriff; 6, nightly doings;
6:15, KITS Seeing California; $50,
vest pocket program; GAS, Radtotorlai
period; rs. Ionian male quartet; SO,
Aeolian residence pipe organ, Dan
l.. Mcfarland, organist; 9-10, program
arranged by William MacDougal.
Scotch comedian; Mutual Motors joke
contest; 10-11, Screen Artists string
quartet
KFWB- Hollywood, (252m-1 -119Oke)
$40 p. m, safety first talk, Officer
Ep G. Brown; 1920, Jack Boaz, hunt
ing and fishing scout; 1880, eye-o-log,
DR. H. S. Marshutz; 7:45, microphone
brevities; SO, Warner Brothers syn
copators, Estelle Shake, blues singer;
9-1O,4 Jean Johnson, pianist Mrs. vi
vian Kidson, soprano; Tom Brene-
man, baritone; 10-11, Warner Broth
ers frolic, direction Charlie Wellman.
KGW-Portland Ore (491. 5m- -610ke)
12:30-1:S0 p. M, concert, Oregon Ra-
dio Trades association; 6-7; dinner
concert; 50, concert; 9-1O3O, Sher-
man, Clay and company, Duo-Art stu
dio; 10;30-12 Hoot Owl frolic.
KPO-San Francisco, (42S. Sm- 7O0ke)
12:45 p. m., talk, Commonwealth club
luncheon; 1902, Rudy Seiger's Fair
mont hotel concert orchestra; 5:30-6.
children's entertainment; 6:30-7, Wal,
demar Lind and States restaurant
concert orchestra; 7-7:t0, Investment
talk, ]. c. Wilson; 7;10-7:SO, Rudy
Seiger's Fairmont hotel concert or
chestra 50, studio programs 9-1O,
Palace Hotel orchestra, Gene James,
directors 10-11, Waldemar Lind and
States restaurant orchestra.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
The Day in Washington


The McFadden Banking Bill was
passed by the house.
A $133,74O,OOO naval air program
was outlined by Rear Admiral Mof-
fett.
The tax bill continued to furnish
the main subject for senate discus
sion.
The army appropriation bill, car
rying $SS9,5S1,OOO, was reported to
the house.
John w Thompson, convicted With
Charles r. Forbes, appealed to the
supreme court.
Prohibition discussion was engaged
in by vets and drys, both in and
cut of congress, and over the radio.
A special federal trade commission
investigating the Ward Food Prod
,ucts corporation was ordered.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
Right

King Baggot had always figured
that some day or other he would
put Junior into the picture business,
but was not sure which department
to try until the other day.
He was reading a review of one
of his laest pictures and chanced
upon the word hypocrit. what does
that word mean?' he asked Junior.
Wondering if the small boy. would
know the meaning Of so large a
word.
But Junior was more than equal
to the occasion. "a hypocrit," he
said promptly, "is boy who goes
to school with smile on his face"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
IT'S NOT THE ORIGINAL COST.

IL y NOI I1E ORlOlNAL COS1.
Turkey promul-
pendures connection with weddings official
OF
proven costly
decree
thing declared the
husband galaen that must be given sanction by the courts
governor conantnople the right idea but is
dspleased the
that would be shed in
prohibited the OF
this the drastic orders Of
of wedding
elimination of
wedding gifts will bring the parents quickly permit their daug
festivities will be reduced but
the only chance
square married him. and
congratulations and condol
ences, in that wedding gift
invitations, the prospective
The made
out al Others
thereto addresses of all the rich
the gifts poured in That
Turkey must fore
Therefore the cut off from this at
the matrimonial may
seek bride@
And if the clause of
will hesitate take the fatal
bds transportation Of the brides goods
occasion hitherto having been
been shared
the ingenuity of that especial aid to
homo, but has felt
than wedding
bride brought with her
good that the
not be followed by more
automobiles 1t does fail to state
and how smaller tin cans may be
of the tin fraternity Nor how
the bucking izzies Some
jumpers originally have
Douglas under
press their home it to be
presumed he little crowdng. -
reservations will perhaps sound good to the
mothers All there is the rub
all the other debs
will with the daughters
That being the the governor
Consantnople
where he put effect
the folks do
that hearts
ambition gngham dress
pair wedding license and show lot OF
around the house whna few
the Standards
Anyhow realized that IT'S
not the it's the upkeep"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
No Nonsense

Sailors Wfe-so you'll be back
in four years, will you?
Sailor-Aye, but may be a bit
late on this trip.
Sailors Wife-Well, if you are,
don't let's ave any of your old ex-
cuses about the ship going down an
aving to walk 'ome.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05

the 18th and last days of each and
every month hereafter, and on the
call of the president and secretary,
Il special meeting may be called and
had to transact business necessary.
That the members are enthusiastic
over the good that may come from
the efforts of this association In the
future.-AdYertiseme
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
what He Needed

Say, boss" cried dark skinned
customer rushing much perturbed
into a store, "a no count boy has
threatened nah life All Graves pro-
lection"
How about a bullet-proof vest?'
queried the man behind the counter.
"Wuthless, plumb wuthless. Amt
yo' got no razzer- proof collahs?''-
Pow Wow
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
ABE MARTIN

"E" stands fer eventually, tn time
you'll pay
Fer tn set of O'Henry you ~signed
for in May.
A boy never begins t appreciate
his dad till his mother tries t. make
him a shirt.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
wHOLEsALE DEALERS ASSN.

At a meeting of the Retail and
Wholesale Dealers Mutual Protective
association on the evening of Feb
ruary 3rd, 1926, the newly elected
president, c. Holguin, announced that
the association would meet at the
usual place at 1880 o'clock, p. m, on
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
KneM His CannhiIitx

Butcher: My son, the one that
used to >help me in the shop here
he's gone in for boxing. Won a
championship, too"
Customer: "Ay, I remember him.
] suppose he'll have won the light
weight championship Tran
ScriDt.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
No Time 10 Lose

Shopkeeper (to new boy) Don't
hang about wasting time now you've
finished sweeping the shop. You
can be catching flies an showing
them into our new patent fly trap
50 that it will be ready to put in
the window. Punch.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
A Rit Too WiIfnl

First Flapper discussing the older
generation) Are your parents rea-
sonable?
Second Flapper: Oh, they're rea-
sonable enough, if only they would
let me give them the benefit of my
experience.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
A Man of weight

"Pompous, isn't hep
I'm all his dealings. He'd say he
was in the market for a spool of
thread. louisville Courier-Journal.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
Sure Enough

She-"What do you think of the
new type Of car that can be con-
verted for sleeping?"
He-'It's the bunk. Motor Age.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
PZucRed From the Plains
Too RnsN

TOO BdSY
picked up any clues in that muir
der case yet?" asked the reporter.
"Wa-al,' drawled the chief of
police as he scratched his official
head, 'the boys have been so busy
lately enforcin' the parkin' law,
lookin' fer places where they sell
reglar beer, keepin an eve ON the
bathin; suits an censurin books an
movies, that they haven't nacherly
had time to get started on that case.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
A Wise Crack

A Scotchman went to the grocer's
for some eggs.
How much are these eggs?' he
asked.
"rwopence, half-penny EACH" an
swered the boy; "a penny the
cracked one"
Crack me Dozen" said the
Scotchman-London Tit-Bits.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES j. MONTAGUE :.
TWO OPINIONS

When first we were told distin-
guished R. A.
To a London reporter had said
That he always spent ten or twelve
hours a dayiA
Asleep on couch or in bed;
Our anger arose, and we cried in
disdain, M
"This man is committing crime.
How can one to heights of ambition
attain
B If he sleeps full one-half of his
time?"
But that was at night, when the
lights were ablaze
And the game was all going our
way
And all Of the crowd would come in
for a raise
And all of them able to pay.
But when the alarm clock had bade
Oh! the room was a terrible sight;
We thought as with blankets we
covered our eyes,
Thai perhaps the old fellow was
right,
Next evening the matter came up
in our mind,
And we muttered: "The man is
dead wrong.
What joy and what profit can any
one find
In sleeping so dreadfully long?
In bed is where no one should ever
abide
Save maybe the sick and the old
The man who tolls late, with his
eyes open wide
Is the man who is praised and
extolled2
But when in the morning the snow
fell without
And the breezes blew chill through
the room,
When the shades on the windows
were flapping about
And beyond them was nothing but
gloom.
We said as we settled ourselves for
a nap
And brushed few snowflakes
away:
THAT artist is quite conservative
chap;
We really should sleep night and
day."
No Wonder
Half the neoAe who 90 To Eurone
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
ReodiJv ExnIained

BeadiIy Explained
There have been few pedestrians
run down during the recent days
of fog in New York. The thick
weather made it harder for motor
lists to see them.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
The Better PIayer

In the commercial tourpament John
Bull seems to have won the rubber
game
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
His Money.s worth

7 Danny: How many pieces of that
candy do l get for cent?
Grocer Oh, two or three.
Danny: I'll have three please!-
Cracker Barrel.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
M WOv,dNr

No Wonder
Half the peoAle who go to Europe
come home disappointed They al
ways think they can get American
drinks at the American bars over
there.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-05
Two Kinds

ScOtcnman.-LOndOn Tlt-BltS.
Two Kinds
Little Louis had gone to the kit
chen to observe old Aunt Sarah, the
colored cook, at work making bis
cults. After he had sampled one,
he observed:
Aunt Sarah, / can spell now.
These are made out of do, do"
But that doesn't spell dough-
Louis mother corrected, as she en-
tered the kitchen to give the cook
some orders.
whereupon Aunt Sally thought
that she, too, would enter the dis
cussion. SO she said:
"Dere's two kinds of do, chile,
Do what you shuts, and do what
you eats!1+4 Philadelphia Ledger.
ff' knew Better
Levi was taking his first sea voy-
age. The hour of four rang out.
A ships Officer said to him, There's
eight bells. It's my watch below
q l"He's a Iiar!" Levi told his wife
.emphatically. There airt a watch
made vot strikes so loud as dot!s
Sounded That Way
A lanky country youth entered the
crossroads general store to order
some groceries. He was seventeen
years old and was passing through
that age of adolescence during
which a boy seems all hands and
feet, and his vocal organs, rapidly
developing, are wont to cause his
voice to undergo sudden and in
voluntary changes from high treble
to low bass.
In an authoritative rumbling bass
voice he demanded of the busy clerk:
"Give me a can of corn" (then, his
voice suddenly changing to shrill
falsetto, he continued "and sack
of flour"
well, don't be in hurry. I
can't wait ON both of you at once,p
snapped the clerk
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-01

cities and towns on the main trunk
line east Stories with photographs
have been run in magazines Of ma
tional circulation. lectures have been
given both in and out of the State
and many conventions addressed on
the topic of Get Acquainted With
Indiana This Year
The travel bureau, owned oper-
ated and controlled by the Hoosier
State Auto Association, is, beyond
all question, doing more to advertise
Indiana than any other one thing.
1t contains in the Indiana section
the result of thorough analysis
and survey of every point of inter
est, the like of which has never be-
fore been published. Used as this
bureau of information is by scores
Of large hotels, auto clubs, news
papers and information bureaus, it
serves Indiana in a manner which
ultimately will pay a royal dividend
to all Hoosierdom.