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The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1926-12-17
Gear Cyril Eclipsed
by Ex-Czar in CoburQ

Berlin.-COburg apparently is not
what it Is reckOned to be as a spring
board Of aspirants to royal crowns.
Grand Duke Cyril Of Russia, who
years ago announced himself as the
head OF the ROmanof dynasty and the
nonresident czar Of all Russia, is pack
ing up his belongings and is SEIZED
uled to move his court to Paris.
Cyril is said TO hope that In Paris,
amid thousands Of Russian emigres,
he may be able to play a more regal
role than he has in COburg, where he
was Overshadewed by older and bet
ter-knOwn royalty, including former
Gar Ferdinand Of Bulgaria.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1926-12-17

Maybe there wouldn't be so much cheating if married
men, like automobiles, were compelled to wear license
plates.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1926-12-17

Do you remember the good old days when women had
enough hair to put on a genuine hair-pulling once in a
while?
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1926-12-17

Cascade-Feeders ship % cars fat
tened lambs; $500 head.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1926-12-17

Penalty for making a deliberate mis-statement in the
Tsen-Tse-Kwan Pao, 1,OOO-year-old Chinese newspaper, is
decapitatiOn. We recommend this ancient statute to the
Montana legislature.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1926-12-17

Havre-Snowfall promises good
Of moisture for 1927 crops.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1926-12-17

NUNT ELIZA had lived alone for
~ many years; her finances had
dwindled, and her health as
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FOXY GRANDPA STORIES
They See An Animate Rock Pile

trees, and how fortunate we were to
find a cool spring there with clear,
sparkling wateri
We were so thirsty, we drank all
the water in our canteens. Even
Bunny-who isn't a bit crazy about
water-took n big, long drink, and as
he wiped off his whiskers said that
if he lived in that country he Ger
tainly would have to change his
habits.
IL wonder il this trip in the sun
is worth it," gasped Bobby, tanning
himself with his hat. I'VE haven't
seen any animals, and bet We
won't"
III bet we will" declared Bunny
looked at Bobby, and Bobby look.
cd at me, because when that little
rabbit says anything like that there $
usually something in it.
III bet you a bunch of carrots we
don't see anything" insisted Bobby.
III take your bet" quickly replied
Bunny, and he got up and strurted
back and forth, with his paws in
his little pockets Ike a business man
thinking over serious problem. All
he needed was cigar in his mouth
TO complete the picture.
might as well start to go back,
/ suggested after a while. And ]
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Dear Mrs. Beeckman:
would greatly appreciate it if you
would please answer the question
which l am about to ask you and so
set a few minds and hearts at rest.
am young girl and am about to
announce my engagement. / would
like my father and mother to meet
my fiance's mother and father al
whose home l have already been.
l have extended an invitation from
my mother to then. to come up for
Sunday dinner, but they have said
that it is my mothers place to set 4
date and come to their home.
Now, my mother would not feel
at all right in doing this and in order
to come to an understanding we have
agreed to act according to your an
swer, which | will be waiting for pa
tlently. PERPLEXED.
Bless your dear heart, no wonder
you are "perplexed." L should think
that you would be, with all these
family arrangements to be settled.
Your mother is quite right in her
point Of view. That is, it is the place
Of the fidnce's parents to come to see
the fiancee and her parents as soon
as they are informed of the engage
mcnt. They should come the very day
or next day, if they can, after their
son has told them that he has chosen
an "Only girl"
If the father Of the son cannot
come, the mother should come alone,
but they should come together, If
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Bobby, Bunny and were in
Arabia, one summer, and must say
it was awfully hot. Bobby said he
knew why they cold so many stories
in that country. Because it was so
warm that he guessed that they just
sat up all night and told each other
stories. And that wlen he got home,
he was going to read the Arabian
Nights all over again.
But the heat didn't keep us from
riding out into the desert in hopes Of
seeing some Of the animals Of the
country. So | got q fine Arabian
horse for myself and a little one for
Bobby, and with Bunny tucked safe
ly in my pocket one morning bright
and early, we started cantcring across
the soft sands Of the desert.
By the way, l must tell you, that
Arabian horses are different from 9th
err horses. Now you may say that
they look alike, and they do. And
you'll never guess where the differ
ence between them is. An Arabian
horse has one less bone in its spine
than other horses
Well, anyhow, we we're gatlOpins
along, and towards noon it grew so
warm, that we decided TO rest under
the trees of a small oasis which we
saw in the distance. What a relief
it was to lie under the shade of those
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res Syndicate, Incorporated.
than my young brother Neal-a child
"a baby.
She's hard up" Jim would be say
ing to himself.
l laughed again-aloud this time,
Where is the joke?" asked Carlini,
who seemed to be a friendly doggie,
ready to give back amiable friendli-
ness in return for the slight kindness
l had attempted TO show him.
As | hesitated for moment he sale
anxiously:
THE joke is perhaps on me-"
Its on me- l replied, hastily. 81
-mistOOk-someOne for a dear Ol6
friend and was all ready TO speak to
him when he turned away
Those resemblances are funny
said the lad.
Absurd" I agreed, and launched
into the recital Of how / had once
followed a springy young figure with
Il thatch of red curls for blocks, think
ing it was my brother Neal and dis
covering when l got closer that il
was a motion picture actress dressed
in riding breecheS and long OvcrcOat.
Young Carlini laughed gayly and it
was evident that had not lost ground
with him through laughing at the
wrong moment and seemingly at him
Hey, you two, come out of it and
say what you want to eat" ndmon-
isbed Diane, evidently delighted with
the progress we were making.
you shall order the eats" grinned
Carlini. I'VE shall try the dance
first, ! think, while it is not yet
crowded on the floor"
l had been expecting this and had
been casting about in my mind for &
way to get out of the room into the
lounge to have a word with jim. l
could pocket my pride. l must speak
with jim. The difficulty was TO get
away from under DANES eyes out to
the lounge.
Could make it? Would Diane let
me go without a fuss? Was my sim.
pie excuse plausible enough?
(TO Be COntinued)
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Don't Attach Too
Much Value
To Them
Who Occupies a Unique Position in
the Writing World as an Author.
ity on Love and Marriage,

Most OF us POSSESS, carefully treas
fred in some sacred niche of memory,
The faded rose of lost love.
That love may have been puppy
love-" Years ago we may have learn
ed to smile oyer its youthful ardor.
Since then we Fnay have married, hap
PLY or unhappily.
Yet doubtless, there are times when
we dream over the fragrant remem-
brance which the swiftly passing
years have idealized Perhaps there
are moments when we wonder whether
the lost love was not sweetest of all.
Some such vague regret signs
through the following letter from
"One who Loved in Vain"
"Dear Miss Fairfax" she writes.
Ten years ago / met a man nine.
teen years my senior. l fell madly
in love with him. He was unaware
of the fact and considered me merely
a child.
>"He had been calling on a woman
at frequent intervals, previous to the
time he met me, Evidently, she had
marked him for her own, because
when he began to drift from her,
she started a suit for breach Of
promise.
This suit never reached the courts.
He married her rather than face
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arose to my feet and put on my East
Indian helmet.
We mounted our horses and started
back on a slow dog-trot. There
there exclaimed Bobby. That's all
we'll see on this desert. We won't
see anything with any more life IMAM
that pile of stones over there"
There's just one thing l want you
to do, Bobby" came Bunny's voice
from out Of my pocket. Il just want
you to look at that stone pile after
we have passed it."
Bobby looked at me as If he thought
the heat had affected Bunny's mind
But after we had passed the pile OF
stones, we both turned and looked
Right there before our very eyes that
stone pile suddenly broke up and five
Of the most beautiful gazelles you ever
saw in all your life went scampering
off in great graceful leaps.
What do you think Of that"
shouted Bobby. Il never would have
known that it was anything but an old
pile Of rocks
That's the idea" murmured Bur
ny, pulling his ears down into my
pocket, that's about the only pro
lection they have
Copyright. 1925, International
Feature Service, Inc.
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LISTEN, WORLD! Bs +, s,:s . Of Z;

wife is awarded the custody of the
children in case of divorce. This is
done because of the beautiful tradi-
ton that the little darlingS need the
blessed influence of a mothers love
on their budding characters.
The sentiment does us proud.
But how does it work out in prac-
ticc?
Usually the children grow up in an
atmosphere of hate and revenge. The
love" which the mother gives them
is constantly tinctHrcd with the bitter
grudge which she bears against the
father. They constantly hear that
father discussed with anger and
ridicule. They are taught to think OF
him with contempt. If the court de-
crecs that they are to spend the Sun
days with him, or six months of the
year, they are taught to spy upon all
he does and report the same to moth
cr. If he has married again. the second
wife comes in for her share Of snecr-
ing and spying.
In rare eases there is a mother
who is too intelligent and proud to
StoOp to such practices, and who does
not blight her Childrcn'S lives with
the burden of her quarrel with their
father. But such women are almost
as rare as purple cows.
| am not writing this with malice
toward wives or sympathy for hus-
bands. l am writing it in defense
Of the child life which is poisoned by
such atmosphere of hate.
If it's contemplate for a childIcSs
woman to prey on her ex-husband
it is hundred times more con-
trmptiblc for a mother to prey on
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BY BEATRICE
in;
and
Yestef|

his newspaper eveni1r1 a
when you would be . viz
Of Al, at the high nooo q n &C
tality and charms fl Y
Then, too, this h1fQ
dreams might prove f>S<u
with. For all YOU know t1
drcadfully cross before
breakfast. he may sW41<
the cat when he has q too<h1<
worried over household bIlI@ 81
The husband YOU huv1 il firl4
sood-that you have proTfd. BIZ
really don't know, do. Iou thai
other man whom yoilt jr<Ayin'
paints in such flaterins huc1, v
have turned out well had You ma
him.
Do you suppose your he nd
has his faded rose of mein6
though he is to you? Most a ~
you know. These dreams ~ %
harmless and they keep us 4
alive and young.
So don't worry over this matt
take it seriously. Keep yout d
of affection, your fragraut>
rose of memory, which appeal
your tendencies and sense Of rom
But don't for one moment. my
confuse that memory with the u
practical, kindly love which 50
riches your marriage, nor forget
you owe all your duty, all your
atty, all your grateful, happy |
ton to your husband and your
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-19
MEDITATIONS OF A WIFE
Tho Monday Roast.
By HELEN ROWLAND

Marriage is the miracle, which
changes a womanis II love you So"
into Il told you So"
A man can see no more sense in
keeping up the role of Romeo, after
marriage, than n small boy can sec
in being good" after Christmas.
Every normal husband will assure
you that what he is fighting for,
around the house. from the altar to
the grave, is just peace.
Tell a girl that she hasn't any sense
and she'll laugh at you; tell her that
she hasn't any will power and she II
agree with you: but tell her that she
hasn't any sex-appeal and she'll hate
you.
Eternal youth is just a matter Of
keeping the twinkle in your eye, the
spring in your step, the sparkle in
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POINTERS ON ETIQUETTE
Engagement Etiquette.

possible, to call on the "only girl
and to tell her how happy they He
mt the engagement and to give her a
hearty and friendly welcome into tn"
family. Also this call is the way for
them to pay their respects" to your
parents.
After this call has been done, other
festivities, more consequential but not
more important than that first call.
may be planned. Your mother is
right to maintain that your fiancc's
parents should call on you and her
first. Now this is not necessarily 4
dinner or even a party. 1t is simply
a call. Later, your mother may invite
them to dinner or they may invite you
and your family to dinner.
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There's nothing like TanlaAnd S. PA
rify the blood. put the ste
liver in working order and plows, drag
rundown body. mixer ana
Millions of men and 2ss HoetSeu
sheen benefited by this
builder that is compouse power ST.
famous Tanlac formuli and saw bench.
barks and herbs. Mission 4ls.
If you are nervous, stfferS from and
digestion; have rheumatism, tortsge
liver, buy a bottle of Tanlac at your
drug store today. See how you stare
to improve right from the first. Take
Tanlac Vegetable Pills for constipa-
ion
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TABLE TALKS
Something on Budgets
By MILDRED KITCHEN

ing with the syrup, by adding two ia.
blespoons lemon juice and one-half
cup sugar and boiling until it jellies
Cool and use. Insert handles before
putting in the fruit, and around the
edge of the basket make a flutin. Of
stiffly whipped cream, using pastry
bag and tube. Bake pastries ut 800
degrees, top unit off, for eight min
utCS.
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your sense of humor. and the muscles
Of your heart perfectly flexible.
A happy honeymoon is the begin
ner's luck" that deCeives a bride into
thinking that marriage is an easy
game-until she discovers that she
has to play a brand new hand every
day.
Wonder whether it's because he
thinks woman so adaptable or man
so irresistible, that every man be-
lieves it so easy for a woman to
learn to love him
Most girls consider a woman absO-
lutely unreasonable, these days, if she
tries to hold onto her husband, after
the first year, instead of putting him
back into circulation again.
Oh, well, men may not be so mer-
cenary as woman, but lots of them
marry for moral support"
Copyright. 1926, King Features Syn. Inc.
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I congratulate you, dear lady. even
though you choose to sign your letter,
in melancholy mood, One Who Loved
in Vain" For YOU have a handsome
husband who adorcs you, a child to
whom you are wonderful
mother"
wonder whether you realize Just
how blessed you are or how mauy
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SHE DREAMS OF THE OTHER

thousands Of women who read YOU
letter will envy your supreme good
fortune?
As for the other man, remember
distance lends cnkhantment. Does il
ever occur TO you tthat since he is Il
years older than Aou, had you mar
ried him your husband would be .
bald-headCd man ofN60, nodding ovcl
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-19
Who Gives the Orders?
DEAR Mrs. BEECKMAN

DEAR MRS. BEECKMAN:
When dining Mt a hotel does the
gentleman order for the lady or does
the lady give her order to the waiter?
(2) When accompanying a gentle
man wearing a Tuxedo is the lady
obliged to wear sleeveless evening
dress? j. X.
The lady gives her order to the
gentleman, her host, and he gives it.,
with his own, TO the waiter.
(2) No. A Tuxedo suit is an in
formal evening attire, and so the
lady may wear an informal gown, say
one on the order Of a dinner gown.
Mrs. BeeCliman will be glad 10
answer questions on etiquette submit
ted by readersl
Copyright 1895. King Pastures Syn, Inc,
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Who Said It and
Where

I'VE can put up with the unpleas-
ant more easily than we can endure
the insignificant"
Goethe in Elective Affinities
gives this as n reason why the world
listens to a bOaster, and ignores the
quiet man.
Great souls by instinct to each other
turn
Demand alliance and in friendship
burn"
There is an affinity between the
great, Addison thinks in Campaign. "
and it's remarkable that they talk
most who have the least to say"
Prior. in Alma" notes a fact we
see verified every day.
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Are wives
Parasites
Liars
Cheats
1ntriguers-
Money grabbGrS-
Contributors to immortality?
They are-all too often-says judge
Selah b. Strong in the April issue Of
the Cosmopolitan. And lie forthwith
proceeds to prove his point by argu.
ment taken from divorce cases over
which he has presided. Judge Strong
recently startled the country by refus.
ing TO grant alimony to able-hodicd.
childless women. He enters the ring
once more to describe the tribe Of
lady weaslcs which the alimony busi
ness has produced. As at least 9SI7
enthusiastic male editors and an equal
number of indignant female ones have
taken a swing at this article, it would
be presumptuous for me to ATTEMPT
further analysis of its sterling worth.
But there's one point on which Judge
Strong didn't touch which will bear
some illumination.
Judge Strong confines his article
to the mean practices of childlesS
wives to whom he refuses alimOny.
How about the mean practices Of
divorced mothers to whom he grants
alimony?
The childless parasite is a vicious
menace to the community. But see
has nothing on the divorced mama
who lives on her husbands money
and brings up her children to spy on
and hate the man who feeds them.
In the majority of our states the
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By ELSIE ROBIN

her children's lives IL
and anger may be ghH e -
is unable to control her
she should in decency rJl J
money from the man
She will then, at least,
and her children from
of hypocrisy.
Were / a judge. I w
tain conditions before N
mony to even the moDo
mother.
i world make the cor
such ahmony contingent ubo.
hayior. II at any time it was
that she was bringing the child
20 despise their father, the a
would be withdrawn. Regafdle
her own feelings toward him
should show him honor in he
dren's eyes-or else get out and
for her own support.
Copyright. 1896. King Features Sy
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"Then I met the man to whom
/ am married. He is very handsome
and he adOres me.
Il haven't told him of the other,
but on several occasions he has said {:
Somehow, darling, / feel that l have
not your whole heart, although | am
at a loss TO know why l feel that
way Always l have tried to reas-
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publicity. Needless to say their mar
riage, under these circumstances,
hasn't proved happy. AS it appears
now, they may soon be in the divorce
courts.
HE realized my love for him the
day he told me of his intention to
marry her. l regained my composurc
quickly. But he knew.
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For six months after his marriage
/ had no desire to live. 1 had to
force myself to take an interest in
my work and was barely civil to any
one. Yet, strange TO say, l was
more popular with men at that time
than ! have ever been before or since.
None but my dearest girl friend knew
that | was respondent.
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Tanlac build:
strong bodi,c,s ii !.

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Pulled Richie enchanted
breakfaSt"-Some Ways to serve
By JENNY NoURSE
Domestic Science Expert

THERE'S a breakfast dish that
L il tastes good when nothing else
does; a dish to tempt the most diff
cult of appetites.
First, it's different from any other
cereal dish known, and thus supplies
the change that most persons crave
at breakfast. Remember, variety is
the secret of meals that attract.
Pulled Rice is so crispy that Il
crunches in the mouth like fresh
toast. Each delicious grain is steam
pulled to eight times its normal size,
then delightfully."- oven toasted 1t
tastes like toasted nutmeats, only
richer.
You serve with milk or cream, OF
in bowls of half and half; a dish
wonderfully rich in food elements
which provides the unique ,combina.
ton Of food that's good for you
that you eat because You love It.
Serve, too, with fresh or cooked
fruits you'll find this delightfuD
Entices children like a CONNECTION
Obtain Pulled Rice at Guy grocery
store. Make it tomorrow S breakfast
Quaker Pulled Rice
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DAILY MENU.
StOCkIess Vegetable Soup.
Roast Beef.
Potato Pancake. Dreamed Onions
Yorkshire Mullins.
Hungarian Salad.
Peach Baskets.


Yorkshire Mullins.
Hungarian Salad.
Peach Baskets.
I'm sure you will like this stock
less vegetable soup and will find it
easier to prepare frequently than
soups which call for meat stock. Since
there is always need for vegetables in
the daily diet this gives an excellent
opportunity to supply that need.
Though / have suggested certain vegc-
tables one is by no means bound by
this recipe, as many kinds as are avail
able may be used with equally good
results.
One large carrot
One medium sized turnip.
Six stalks celery.
Two medium sized potatoes.
One small onion.
-Four cups water.
Six tableShoopsn butter or substI-
tutCS.
Two tablespoons finely chopped par
sley.
Salt to taste.
Prepare vegetables as usual and
either cube them quite small or cut
in long shred-like strips.
Cook all but potatoes in the fat
for five minutes. Add potatoes and
water and boil gently one hour. Sea
son while cooking. When ready tu
serve add parsley.
This soup is easy to make and a
general fayorite.
POTATO PANCAKES.
Six or eight large potato
Two green onions cut fine
Drain in chceSecloth. w
ing beat four eggs and add
potato with one teaspoon
two Tablespoons thick s0un
equivalent add one tablesf
or, better. the starch left o.
with bit Of flour to hold
together Bake thin on grd
die.
PEACH BAsKEf
Make small pastrG 81
over inverted mhs~ n
rs sss9Ss tS4sr1t1@d
ID-COURTESY
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-ny dining room
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&c fSEplture OF five-room
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i ON TERMS
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4 ON TERMS
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Milford chronicle., 1926-10-15

FOR SALE-Ol tank and pump with
about 80 gallons steam engine oil. VIII
sell cheap to quick buyer. 1t is bar
gain for any one having use for it; 1t
is in perfect order with a closing down
ton. Call at Chronicle office, Milford and
get this bargain-it is in our way while
rebuilding. Chronicle Printing Co, Mil
ford, Del oI5-tI