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The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30
DON'T Do IT

If you have no confidence in yourself or your
goods, don't advertise as some one will do it for
you better than you can yourself
If you are lazy don't advertise-it might make
you work.
If you are stingy don't advertise-you will
wear out your shoes carrying money to the bank
and they will make money on your deposit
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30
DISGRACE

The sergeant of the guards was in
specting a fatigue party. Look at
your feet, Smith," he hissed at one
unlucky man. ''Don't you know they
ought to be at an angle of As degrees
when you are standing at attention?
There might as we'll have been no war
for all the good it's done you'll"
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30

Nh. Mussolini, the gentleman who governs all
he spaghetti fields of Italy, was recently shot
through the nose by an eccentric woman. She
evidently intended to hit him in the Knows" or
The lack of it. Probably her revenge was urged
because his name sounded SO much like "mussy
linen"
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30

Fast Work
Wilson Miner said in an interview
in Palm Beach:
FLORIDA is a land Of golden oppor-
tunities, but the man who comes here
penniless and expects to turn into a
millionaire overnight is as bad as the
chap at the party.
"a chap went to party. It broke
up at dawn. The chap then made his
way out, balanced against lamp
post and hailed a taxicab.
"The taxicab drew up beside him.
He climbed in at one door and rolled
right out Of the other.
Picking himself up, he took wad
of bills from his pocket and said to
the chauffeur:
"'Well. bo, how much-hic-do
owe you ."
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30

Artillery was recently fired into burning oil
.anks in Texas to stop the big blaze This was
severe treatment but was successful The loss
amounted to 100000, but it will not affect tourist
travel this coming year, though it may affect the
price of gasoline some
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30
A SCOTCH WoOING

Donald: And dae We return my love,
Kirsty?
Kirsty: Weel, Donal, it's aboat the
only thing ye haze gi'en me that
could return.
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30
WHICH?

Visitor: "If your mother gave you
a large apple and small one, and
told you to divide with your brother,
which apple would you give him.?
Johnny: "D'ye mean my big brother
or my little one ?"
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30
DOUBLED DOSES

Doctor: Do you adhere to my rules
in regard to drinking?
Patient: Yes, six glasses a day.
Doctor: But | limited you to three.
Patient: | know. But another doc
tor also allows me three.
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30
SLIGHTLY DAMAGED

Mother, please ask that man to
get up"
"But, dear, why do you want him
to stand up'?"
Because he's sitting on my marsh
mallow cracker"
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30
STRIVING no PLEASE

"The eggs | bought from you yes
terday weren't fresh!"
Its your own fault, madam!"
"How my fault ?"
81 offered them to you last week
and you wouldn't have them"
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30

Arizona does not need new banking laws half
as much as it does the proper supervision and use
of the laws we already have. We have plenty Of
eemedies but the official physician does not make
the financial detectives take their medicine
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30
REMARKS OF THE GANG

caps must be transported to sustain
its life.
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30

Mrs. Hall: John, / believe you are
deceiving me.
Mr.. Hall: I've been trying to for Is
wears
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30

This week was "clean up week." Many men
and lawns have been shaved many bath tubs
we're used out of turn and our society editoress
says that many men have blisters on their hands
where they should be.
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30

Chauncey Depew was 90 years of age last week.
Chauncey says the great scheme of longevity is
to make two smiles grow where one grew before,
be cheerful and don't take your politics too SER
iously
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30

He: 81 don't know whether to give
you a book or kiss"
She: 81 have book"
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30

The dog poisoner isn't much better than the fell
low who willfully passes out political poison.
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30

Old Farmer Gulletson, of Raspber-
ry Acres, having sold the south forty,
took his bride of fifty years before on
a trip to Europe.
"Look, S'manthy!" he exclaimed as
they gazed upon the leaning tower of
Pisa, "the fella musta been drunk
when he built that silo"
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30
THERE ARE LIMITS

THERE ARE LIMITS
"Well, do you want meal badly
enough to work for it,"
''I'm just hungry, mum, not des-
perate."
Smile and the world smiles with you,
Kick and you kick alone,
For the Cheerful Grin viii let you IN
Where the kicker is never known
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30
GETTING SJUARE


Butcher: This pound of butter you
sent me is three ounces short.
weight, SO | weighed it by the puond
of chops you sent me yesterday.
Customer: let me see d muzzle."
Dealer: Here is one, sir, ! just
sold one like this to woman"
Customer: But the kind | want is
for dog"
"Why did Bink's widow feel so in
dignant at his funeral? 2"
"The members of his volunteer hose
company sent his a floral fire extin-
guisher."
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30
THE LESSER EVIL

MY girl IS going to give me a
present for my birthday that she
made with her own hands"
Something to eat or wear?'
81 hope to heaven it's the former
I'd sooner have indigestion for a week
than be the laughing stock of the boys
for an entire season"
Old Farmer Gnlletson of Raspber-
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30

having balance
(S1O0OO dollars during the MONTH though 1t
may below $4,000 short me and the rule does not apply
to savings accounts
The Coconino sun., 1926-04-30
THE HUMAN SIDE
OF LIFE
East Work

!. ). 4 4 !. !. I. !. Z !. !. 4 !. + !. :.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1926-03-04

CHAIRS that flop into beds. s. bags that suck
up dirt :. tiny ticking things that count all day
long for you. Daylight any night just by push
ing button. A stream that never stops till you
turn off a faucet. Any voice you want, talking to
you from a cage on your desk or wall. Actions
of yesterday, of people miles away going on on
curtain before YOU Stilled threats singing to
you from discs; distant threats singing to you
from nothing.
Uncanny, daily magic-this, due to national
advertising. Advertisements have given you
flashlights, telephones, typewriters, automo-
biles, cold creams, motion pictures They have
given you new eyes, new ears, new hands, new
feet, new faces new emotions. They have urged
such wide use, so lowered prices, that almost
wishes are autos, almost beggars can ride.
Through advertisements you've laid down the
shovel and the hoe. You can buy whole har-
vest ready-to-eat in cans. You've hung up the
fiddle and the bow, for radio. There's little
old-time work left in this age of amazing short
cuts
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18
Wells Next Novel
Using Real Names
Scares Public Men
81 ~ Associasedl preeg.

BY the Associated Press.
LONDON, July 17.-.British pub
lie figures are shaking In their
boots over HI g. Wells announce
ment that real persons under their
real names are to be used Ia .
forthcoming ,three.volume novel
! Recollections Of the devastating
memoirs Of Margot tlsQuith make
politicians uneasy.
Mr.. Wells holds it fs impossible
to give q faithful picture Of q pc
Rod in which movements and ideas
play an important part without
bringing in the actual persons iden-
tilted with such movements. In
other words, he thinks It Is absurd
to screen prominent men under.
created names. So on comes the
mask, and q spade will be called.
spade. !.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18
BALDWIN DOUBTS
! COAL PEACE NEAR
Premier BIames Both Sides
in Women March
for Strikers Cause.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
LONDON, July 17.-Premier Bald
win himself seems to have very small
hope Of an early settlement Of the
coal strike. Speaking on this contro-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18
500 GOING TO. EUROPE.
Iowa Kiwanis Club sponsors Trir
for educational Value.

SHENANDOAH, Iowa, July II .CP).
More than 500 residents of at least
IA different States will soon be jour
neying from Shenandoah toward Eu'
rome because the local Kiwanis Club
believes in the educational value OF
travelling.
A special train carrying those who
want to make the trip under auspices
of the Kiwanis Club viii leave mere
July 81 for Montreal. from when
noiI1t they will sail for points in Eng
land. Scotland, Ireland and France.
This is the third educational tour
the Kiwanis Club has sponsored. The
first was arranged for school chill.
dren to make an economical pilgrim.
age to the home and tomb Of Abra.
ham Lincoln at Springfield, Ill, Last
wear q tour for anyone was made TO
Niagara Falls.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18
CULT TRICK DRIVES
WOMEN TO SUICIDE
Mystical Groups Extortion Plan
Brought to Light by "Ace
7 Of Spades" Deaths.
By tho Associated Press.


BERLIN. July IA cult of mys.
tics, proving chiefly upon women, is
being sought by the police in con-
nection with a score of ACE Of spades
suicides.
The cult in it's reputed dens of
mystery amid gorgeous draperies and
the odor of incense is said to work
with decks of playing cards. The
ace of spades displays the print of
a, black deyil the emblem of doom.
The laying Of cards is conducted with
great ceremony. At the first sitting
the ace Of spades never fails. to turn
UP. Driven to distraction, supersti-
tious women who come to the cult
for advice are told that on payment
of fees running up to 5000 marks
they can get more ''layings' to chase
away the dark Mephistopheles Some
women pay and the devil never again
appears. Fright drives others to
suicide.
Fragmentary secrets Of the cult
were disclosed recently by a well-to.
do business man who found his wife
hanging dead in a closet on his re.
turn home. The same night a girl
20 years old leaped from Potsdamer
Bridge into the Spree Canal. shrek.
ing. "Mephisto! Mephisto!" She
drowned before aid could reach her
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18
MRS. DURKlN ASKS AID
Mother Of Convicted Slayer Uses
Advertising to Raise Funds.

CHICAGO, July II R).--Mrs.
Hattie DurlSin, mother of Martin Y.
Durkin. recently convicted Of killing
a Federal agent and given s. years
in prtsion, and now awaiting trial
on another murder charge. today
opened an advertising campaign to
raise $4,000 for a new trial for her
son.
Her advertisement, appearing under
the heading of personal In local
newspapers, reads. Help! help! help!
need help to get a new trial for my
son; any contribution win be CRATE
fully received. Mrs Hattie Durktn. /"
Durlxin's attorney said the advertis-
ing campaign had already met with
successful result.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18
PLANNED POLISH HOME.
Joseph Conrad Wanted to End
DAYS IN Native land. widow says.

NEW YORK, July II Os9.--J Joseph
Conrad, Polish son OF Polish patriots
before he was the great English tel.
Ter OF sea tales. intended to return to
his native country to end his days,
and would have done 50 within q few
months had not death IN August. 1924.
interviewed. This Is revealed BY q let.
ter from Mrs. Conrad. published In
the August issue Of " Poland. Z
In view of Conrad's Polish birth
and early life in Cracows many have
wondered why he never returned to
his old home for more than a short
visit. The letter from his English
wife makes the first authentic state
ment that this actually was his In
tention.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18

SneS the only
woman In Paris
who wears froclKs
to her ankles
was busy hang.
ing up garlands,
stringing Chinese
lanterns, seeing
to 1t that the spa
ghetti had been
cooked to the last
degree OF the de.
liciOus. In her
fine dark eyes was
e. happy light.
And she said that,
m Q tap h oricaiiy
speaking. tn ere.
were fine leaves
in her hair. It
was to be. she de-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18
New Metals Discovered.

ROME, July IL L49.--More trouble
for crossword puzzlers. Dalfernite
and Aurogumnite have been added TO
lexicons by b mining engineer to de.
scribe new minerals he claims TO have
discovered. They are asserted to con.
tain silver, gold and platinum In q
c0Ilofdal state. too.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18

NCA . az q !"
litical demonstra-
ton at Norwich
today, the prime
tninister admitted
he had no idea
how long the dis.
ante would last.
He blamed the
owners and min
ers equally for
their refusal to
face the facts, and
was rather ironic
concerning the at
tempts Of the bish-
ops and church
leaders to recon.
Gle the conflict
ing parties, re-
marking: II hope
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18

marking: i hope ,5s -
they will succeed. shall welcome 2
solution from any quarter. however
unlikely
The premier has agreed TO receive 9
: deputation from the Anglican and
Free Churches Monday evening. In g
letter to the Bishop of Lichheld he
made 1t clear that the governments
could not assent to any further coal
subsidy.
Women i'm Demonstration.
Woman labor sympathizers today
staged a demonstration in Hyde Park
in behalf of the coal miners.
More than 5000 of them marched
from the Thames embankment to
Hyde Park through London's fashion
able West End, covering the same
route which had been followed by the
women's great peace parade and equal
suffrage parade on recent Saturdays.
The women gathered around three
speakers platforms in Hyde Park and
passed resolutions expressing their
deep Indignation at the govern.
ment'S handling of the coal strike.
On the way to Hyde Park the
marchers swept pass the exclusive
club district of Piccadilly and st.
james street, where they taunted the
clubmen with cries of, why don't
you do some work." and go and
earn your living"
The women, wearing miniature min
ers' lamps and red rosettes, were led
by Mrs. W.. M. Adamson, wife of a
laborite member of Parliament, who
carried banner on which was printed
the miners slogan: Not a penny OF
the pay, not minute on the day..
The marchers occasionally broke into
various communistic songs, such as
THE Red Flag" and the "Interna
tionale.'
Attacks Eight Hour Bill
The governments eight-hour bill
was assailed by Miss Maud Royden
well known preacher and social work
or, who spoke at one of the platforms
In Hyde Park Wilt is like asking the
miners to- go back to the trenches in
jured and exhausted she said of the
bill.
DR.. Marion Phillips said that money
for the relief of miners families, not
only was coming from Russia, but
also from Germany. She appealed to
the public to offer their homes for
short holidays for the miners chill
dren, and asked that clothing, which
is badly needed, be donated
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18

Nearly all the old milling plants ct
the tin mines Of Cornwall, England,
have been eauipped for electric
power.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-07-18
ISADORb DUNCAN
IS IN Love AGAIN
Nothing Else Matters, Says
Bernhardt's Successor,
Dreaming Of italian.
BY jessie HENDERSON

80 - = e 1T A1lNHsEU1Ns 3l9s
Special Dispatch 70 The star.
PARIS. July I7.--It was fete day
in q certain little apartment way
over somewhere beyond Etoile. "A
woman in e. glorious sea,green robe
Seward daily gateway., 1926-11-01
SMALLEST NUMBER OF. PASSENGERS SOUTH
 BOUND O|! ALAMEDA
LINER TAKES ON HUNDREDS OF
 BOXES OF FROZEN HALIBUT

Considering the season of the year the smallest number of reservations for the South departed Saturday night on the s. s. Alameda. The yes sel took on a few hundred boxes of halibut from the local cold storage plant earlier in the day but little oth- CT freight. At Cordova full cargo of copper ore was to be loaded.
 The passenger listing:
 Seattle-A l.. Guinan, l. Olofsson, MT. and Mrs. John Hirshey, Chas. M. Jones, RaynorD Theil, L. Anderson, l.. Hynes,, Ben Marine, Harry Pearson, Mrs. B. Craft, Mrs. J. Bartholf, Jean Baitholf, H. c. Johnson, Richard Bar tholf, C.. A. Bartholf, w. s. Horning, Mrs. L. A. Craven, Mrs. R. E. Lander, T. Ell Gardner, M. Kelly, s. l.. God frey, E. L. Thomas, MT. and Mrs. P. l.. Nelson, MT. and Mrs. Andy Fors- ton, F. E. Maellot, William Dugan, John Sullivan, F. l.. Morledee, Geo. w. Blackman, Gus P. Berness, Richard lott. Peter Jester, R. c. Blanchard, T ,ander R. Kerr. ]. Costellot, H. Pare Ray Forsythe, J. H. Boe. Cordova-Ethel Mclean, J. B. Fitz- gerald, o. F. Cornwall, Russell Anna bel. Miss Donovan, Gus Pupper, Peter Heried, John Todd, Frank Anastep, Henry Alcott
 Ketchikan-Mrs. B. Olofsson, L. L.. Hebert, c. J. Jeffrey, Peter Nelson, G. Wado.
 Valdez-Wm. D. Coppernoll, Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Dimond, B. Agostlno shall, King Dennis.
 Juneau-F. R. Bigford, Tom Mar
 Latouche-J H. Soner, H. L. Nor ris, Steve Micheil, A. L. Stander, P. Coyle, Chas. Wilson
 Petersburg-Karl Larson.
Seward daily gateway., 1926-11-01
FOOTBALL SCORES

Notre Dame 12, Georgia Tech Q. Illinois 8, Pennsylvania 0. Harvard 69, Tufts 0. Detroit c, Carnegie Tech. 7 Missouri 27, West Virginia Q. Nebraska 31, Ames 6. Ohio State IS, Chicago 0. Holycross 20, Dayton '. Wisconsin 10, Minnesota 16. Alabama 24, Louisiana State 0. Geneva 19, Thiel 0. Washington A, Whitman o. O.. A. c. 3, Idaho 0. North Dakota 33, Des Moines O. Virginia 6, South Carolina o. Georgia 32, Florida 9. Oregon 21, California 13. Navy 10, Michigan Q. Army 33, Yale 0.
 Columbia +, Cornell g. Princeton 27, swarthmore Q. Brown 10, Dartmouth 0. Notre Dame 12, Georgia Tech. o. Illinois 3, Pennsylvania 0. Northwestern 21, Indiana Q. Stanford 13, Southern California |
Seward daily gateway., 1926-11-01
SLEEK HAS NARROW SQUEAK

TEHERAN, Persia, Nov. 1. P)- The Shah of Persia, Reza Khan, nar- rowly escaped death yesterday when an automobile loaded with ammunl- tion. bombs and arms which were es- corting him, exploded.
Seward daily gateway., 1926-11-01
CIVIL WAR BREAKS OUT

LOSDON, Buenos Aires, Nov. 1. (kP) A report declared that civil war is under way as a revolutionary move ment has broken out in three states
Seward daily gateway., 1926-11-01
COUNCIL MEET TONIGHT

The Seward City Council meets to- night in regular session at the city hall. The meeting will be called to order promptly at s o'clock.
Seward daily gateway., 1926-11-01

Fine Leather Purses and Hand Bags Alaska Shop.
Seward daily gateway., 1926-11-01
TopAY,s HALlBUT QUOTATION

Especial to The Gateway KETCHIKAN, Nov. 1. -Halibut l4 and eight cents.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-27
Hod Carriers Strike in
 Hartford Is Near an End

Hartford, May - tPl-Tho strike of the 50o hodcarriors and mason tenders. members of th" hodcarricrs and building Iahorcrs union is oN- prc,nd to end within 2f hours as q result Of their failure to tic up building operations or to obtain a compromise wage from their em- ployers. The crisis of the strike which ts now on its eighth day, will come tonight 9r a special meeting oC the board of governors of tn. structural and building trades alli- anco and committee of contractors.
 The contractors say the strikers hay. agreed 10 abide by the dccj- sion of tha alliance tonight and sine that organization has disapproved o' tho strike from its incipicncy. it is predicted in labor circles that tho strikers will D" advised 10 return tc their jobs under the old terms, 9f oonts an hour or an eight hour day basis.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-27
Fune
Antonio RaNiZza

Funeral services for Antonia Ra- vi2za of 54 South street were held this morning at St. Joseph's church. A solemn high mass of requiem was celebrated by Rev. Joseph J, Keane. celebrant, Rev. Thomas J. Laden, deacon, and Rev. John r. Donohue, sub deacon. Miss Laura P. Farrell sang at the services and as the body was being borne from the chuhch.
 The pail bearers were M. Perretta, Joseph Gorloni, Peter Gorloni Carlo Carazza, John Foccini and Gorolone Vaccario. The flower bearers were Primo Bordinonio, Adam Gionnatta, Nicola Collasia and Charles Carlone.
 Father Kane conducted the com- initial services at St, Mary's ccme- tery.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-27
BOY SCOUT NEWS

Only a few scouts were present ar the meeting of the Boy Scout court of honor last evening, but the number of merit badges earned was large. The badges awarded were as follows: Albert Loomis of Troop 2. rivics and personal health; Graham Spring of Troop ? Of Newington, Civics, pathfrdinE, personal health, and public health; Charles Baisden of Troop Of Newington. civics. handicraft. pathfnding and public health; Ellsworth Griffin of Troop Of Newington. ciyics. personal health, and public health: Paul Stahl of Troop 20, civics, crafts manship in wood, electricity, and tiremanship. Albert Loomis of Troop 2 and Kenneth Frost O. Troop became star scouts. Second class rank was reached by William Comstock and Richard Hart both Of Troop Of Newington.
 Scout Executive Walter Q. Cook announced today that the boy Scouts would participate ln the Memorial day parade. Two troops will be out of town over the holi- day. Scoutmaster Gerald Fletcher and r members of Troop 2o, To- cated at the Lincoln school plan 10 leave tomorrow night for the council camp at Jobs pond Port land, and stay there until Monday night. They will make the trip by automobile, Troop % of the syna- gogue is planning to spend tho weekend in another part of the camp.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-27
MAIN MOVEMENT
 IN PRICES iS UP
Pre-HOIiday Profit Taking Shows
 Little Effect

New York. May q CPp-The main price movement continued upward in todays stock market despite rather heavy prc-holilay pro0t-tah- HE in some sections O. the list the stiMuing ol steel prices, record- brr"l;ing car loadings for this saa- son of the year. unusually favorable railroad earnings statements and favorable trade reports continued 10 provide the basis for the buying mo}, mcnt. Prof. ssi0uals continued to dominate trading, but increasing public interest was reported partic- .LIarly in the oil anu railroad shares. 1 Revival of speculative interest in .thc motor shares, based on prcdic- tions Of record -hrcakinE second quarter earnings by several compan- lies, was onr of the features Of the session. A rather thin market also was apparent for some Of the high priced industrial spocialtios General . Electric soaring nearly points. American Ice, Warrington Pump land several others climbed points Or more,
 Local fractions continued their advance. and were followed into higher ground by local gas stocks Several of the independent steels ad- yanced a point or so on buying in- Nucnced by the belief that the re- ceut advance in steel bars would stimulate forward buying orders foi .othor products.
 The higher renewal rate for cal money was considered only tempor' ary. being generally attributed to tho usual heavy pre-holiday demand fol currency The credit situation is re
 gardcd by bankers as relatively easy
 with no prospect of a permanen
 atiflcninE of rates before the crol moving season.
New Britain herald., 1926-05-27
Stamford Man Dies From
 Serious Auto Injuries

Stamford. Conn. May 27.-Charles Vending, of this city, died at the stamford hospital today of injuries received in an automobile accident. Early Tuesday morning Vending was a passenger in an automobile driven by Terrence McHugh of Re lay place. when NcHugh's car was in collision with one driven by Jo- seph kunz of School street Mc- Hugh was arrested on a manslaugh- fer charge and is at liberty under bonds of $2.50o pending an inquiry by Coroner John J, Phelan who will come here Saturday afternoon to in. vestigate tho accident.