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The Washington times., 1926-03-31
SAYINGS OF
MRS. SOLOMON
By Helen RoWland
Nan. Gle AIodest Sc,

Man, the Modest Sex
VTERILY. too long have men
praised woman's bushes.
and poets sung Of her charming
mystery!
For, these, alas, have fallen
away from her and are no more!!
And, it hath come to pass that
Man, alone. Of ali the creatures
of the earth Is filled with MOD
ESTY!
Yea, his shyness glorifyeth him
as chiffon veil. and his prud-
ishness is more refreshing than
a spring Irritation!
Go to. Al woman's garments
are lighter than flapper-love and
more transparent than poor
alibi.
But, from his Adams apple
unto his toes, a man is sWatned
in many wrappings and fortified
by an hundred and one buttons,
10. a woman cheerfully bareth
her collar-bone to the winds and
all her thirty seven vertebrae are
visible above her evening gown.
But. a mans neck is eoyly
concealed from a damsel's eyes
until his wedding-day and the
revelation thereof is a shock unto
her.
A damsel displayeth her knees
without blushing and adorneth
them in garters OF many hues
and divers varieties, designed to
catch mems eyes.
But a man, in his modesty is
covered with confusion, at the
showing of his GARTERS; and
two inches of chAste sock is
the utmost display, which he
will vouchsafe to any woman!
All the designs of woman's
dress are plain unto the eye; but
the pattern of a mans shirt is a
lCl9CEi1dlIiAS luyGLCt9 hASAAIiA
meath his waistcoat and only
in the emotional stress of fight
or a fire, can he be persuaded to
remove his coat and let the world
admire his shirt-sleeves.
A woman adornth herself as a
savage in many beads and trink-
etS but a man is covered with
bushes, at the exposure of his
collar-button, or the showing of
his tie-ciasp!
A damsel rejoiceth' to speak
her mind and reveal her thoughts.
She telleth ALL! But the work
ings of mans mind are cher
ished as dark secret. And.
when a bold woman seeketh 10
unvell his unspoken thoughts he
IL covered with wrath and terror
Yea. even when a man leaveth
off his WATCH, doth he feel
somewhat "unclothed" and fun
Of apology
wherefore. then, De- the sophlsts
Hlng uf wunnns mudesiYf For
w. she hath east u ~ The seven
Winds
nut man ia uiae and Nnnwrih
that ~ hlN charm. nu1 ail nln
dignity and ~ hlH eft appeal
hsnr upon ths ronrsalmrni ~
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Secondly, while soma Wlll ~
brought up properly. the bulk WIN
be wanted for pets" ~ thoF
survive the squeezing BY eager
little fingers they may Drop ane
die from general Ignorance ~
their needs when the novelty -
their presence wears or, NJ
lieve that children should have
pets n mothers see that they aTf
properly cared Cor ana eof41 .
means FOR teaching little nHNN
the happiness that comes nom
care and love for az nar1nI1nl
crpnturoa' bat thoaa mo aNH%
go ~ pete almNlf ~ ANt4s
their ufilpTinH az HpI tFa|
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rraafufna n4a 9eHHFI NH| #
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WRITER PROTESTS SALE OF
BABY CHICKS

To the Editor
II WISH to protest against the
I sale, in this city and others.
in ten-cent and other stores, OF
Easter chicks" The majority
OF these helpless little things are
exposed to either or both OF two
sorts of cruelty, Improper care
before sale. or being purchased
by fond mothery for mere play.
things for little children, who,
taught no better In their fns.
cination for their nav toys, ~
often squeoge the downy halls 90
death
~ the fret place fhey should
not be- ailuWed a. be sold Many
suffer ~ found ln nns ainff
fnN AafN mnn near 80 ulHn aHsei
uu heat ~ ~ in theIf tuH. #lft
0ninF snd fInH fFnm efppaHfe.
nnfoial iffmnirn uIun Nf tHf
nlrnnnsT fallFi HflrHiINn A.
lhla rsTllTniaI UHr1 anI lNFH
lalrl hf iialaana aseifil ~ inst
IMlN NlF go
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" asting Men
1t Also Proves Lack of Intelligence

England worries well she may about her unemployment.
Of every TEN workmen ONE idle that means great
deal than 100000 doing nothing and fed by
I'd 60 from the taxpayers
al tsn government free from provincial fear of
patr sm knows that it is bad enough have men IDLE
and that ii would be desperately dangerous let 90
hungry.
The dele system weekly payments the unemployed has
this bad side creates professional idle class
fsETing life bare minimum any hind Of hard work
Since The British pay their idle, Is strange that they can
not, IN way enable them 70 EARN THEIR KEEP
The farmer manages 10 keep his all help busy
An the winter somehow monding fences clearing ground
ration nothing bot foat farm, and every intelligent
hsnaA
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LISTEN, WORLD!

Therein lies the
unique value OF
his ministry to
women.
Ever since the
world began a
great deal had
been said about
women las such.
And q great deal
had been done to
woTnenas such.
Always in every
arg um 8 n t, In
every domestic or
industrial or poll
ticaI transaction
their sex WIS
specialized.
Men alW a " 3
thought a b GU
women as Shes.
Women always
thought alb gu t
t h e m s e Ives as
Shes. That was
one reason why
The Washington times., 1926-03-31
w. thinks he
VI did. She has

~ w. thinks he
W. did. She has
been trying to
convince some of
her friends Of
this fact. but has
failed. So she
wants to know II
we won't lend a.
hand.
Dear Elsie:
How did the
teachings of Jesus.
christ elevate
wornanhood2
I have been in
Sc We raj argu-
ments with per-
sons on this sub
iect but have
given up the job
Of con v in c ing
them that Jesus
was the one who
revoIutionized the
IS t a n d ! n 6 OF
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SAYINGS OF WISE MEN

Ieainuny h s,ld ta be- the OF
aprlnH 1T Lave Vet unless the
paruui makes haste 49, Hirnnnln
ihp rhld be- child will nni rnai
iill ID haa puluonnd ils pafeat
tiafe
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Assurodly fortune rules ~ aii
things she rainnH ~ omin0nup
ur huricn in nhiiyinn ever thinr
frnm UHpTlrr rather than from
veil Regulated pfinrlplt
Htlalluals
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LADIES' CLUB
LUNCHEON
MIS-. CorneIius Beeckman|

nEAR MRS. BEEcKMAN
~ ! am going to give a lunch
con for some ladies. We all be
longed to the same club years
ago. would like to write them
each friendly little note. What
can "A say? r.. q. @.
Good! / am so glad that you
have decided TO write your invi-
tations. instead of taking the
easier tbut not nearly so charm
ingl way of inviting by telephone.
am always so proud OF my
readers who are willing 20 take
this little extra trouble to give
send-off TO the party. 4 think
that 1t gives a lovely bow be.
fore the party Don't you? Your
My Dear Mrs Dickinson:
Will you come to luncheon at
my home on Friday. the 18th Of
April, at one.thirtg O'Clock? l
am asking air the group of frien.1s
who used TO belong to the --7.
Club in those happy days. hope
that my table will represent the
unbroken circle OF those dear
sure that we can have delight
new. Do say yes, for we shall
all be looking for you!
Dearest wishes to you and the
heartiest of greetings and anticl-
pations for our reunion on the
seventh.
Most devotedly yours,
MARY SESSIONS"
NEAR MRS. BEECKMAN:
~ am engaged to be mar
ried and / am not sure whether
to put my own, or my future
husbands initials on my linens.
/ know that l should put my
own on when my future is un.
settled. but when my wedding day
is just a few weeks away what
should / do? wouldNlike very
much to put his on. P,
= You should use your own mi
tlals on your linen. The linens
that you, add to your supply after
your marriage should. Of course. be
embroidered with your two first
initials and with your husbands
last initial-so won't that comfort
you?
NEAR MRS. BEECKMAN:
~ About two months ago I
met young man in whom / am
interested. ! met him at a din
nar party at my aunt's and he
took me home have not seen
him since; but since he was so
courteous to me, will 1t be con.
sidered improper to call him on
the telephone some day for just
a friendly talk? l feel as though
he would have gotten in touch
with me, but perhaps did not re-
member my name and did not
want want to ask his friends.
"BOBBIE."
1T would be quite out Of place
for YOU to telephone to this
gentleman, dear lady. IL would
be presuming OF you and would
certainly give him the impression
that YOU are pursuing him. And
N you think chat he hasn't spine
enough To find out from mutual
friends what your name h. then
YOU certainly cannot think that
he would make very desirable
friend 80. lady, YOU have the
wrong pnyrholoEy ~ men wish
10 pursue thoy lind the way
even the ninsi nludeai ~ en-
have fneilur that Ynur maths
Nlll rFunT nnniu 49, hlnr fnui
time 80 allen serves uhn nnlY
s,shds ani salla, gee hngu.
Evening star., 1926-10-03
UNIVERSITY MOVES
INTO SKYSCRAPER
Northwestern Takes Possession of
$15.000,00O Chicago Down.
town Campus.

Ry the Associated Press.
CHICAGO. October "a massive
pile OF stone today marked the place
Of a university in Chicago'S skyward
reaching lake front.
Brushing elbows with the exclusive
Cold Coast on one side and the
busy Loop on the other, Northwestern
University took possession of the
20-story Mont comery Ward Memorial
Building on it's $15. .o00. 900 downtown
campus.
The opening Of classes in medicine.
dentistry. commerce and Journalism
signified a noteworthy addition to the
cultural life Of Chicago, Northwestern
having occupied for three-quarters Of
a century the campus in suburban
Evanston, where the university was
founded.
President Walter Dill Scott said
that more than half Of Northwestern's
students now are enrolled at the down
town unit. and that the group of build
ings on the nineacre plot of ground
lust back from Lake Michigan rep
resents half the university'S invest
ment.
With seven or eight similar lofty
halls planned. he already sees the
downtown campus too small.
Evening star., 1926-10-03
Invitations Needed
To Make Germans
Drink Wines Gratis
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
BERLIN. October 2.-"Can you
imagine this in the United States?"
said Joseph Lau wine merchant
as he looked about his shop the
day upon which he had advertised
he was going to dispense 10000
bottles of 400 kinds Of choice wine
by the glass free Of charge. mere
ly to induce people to drink more
German wines. The shop was en-
tirely devoid Of persons desiring
to Guench their thirst. Two
American correspondents alone
came to take advantage of the
offer. which Berliners generally
thought hoax.
Lau then issued 10000 personal
invitations and on succeeding days
there were crowds to do justice
to the various vintages.
Evening star., 1926-10-03

after a lengthy stay in England. is
taking with him 10000 feet of films
which he shot himself.
The Maharajah is a regular movie
fan. and holds that if he can't be
film star the next best thing is to be
his own camera man. He does con.
siderable horse racing in England and
France. but although A great sports
man. prefers shooting" films to guns.
Before his departure the Maharajah
said:
Il think I've shot everything worth
shooting in London and the provinces.
Biarritz and Deauville. When l get
Evening star., 1926-10-03

ranean ship by half yard, according
to the calculation of passengers, early
in the voyage, the Roma, heralded as
the most palatial, largest and fastest
liner ever to fly the Italian flag, bat
tied with hurricane in the Atlantic.
Although the wind reached a velocity
of so miles an hour, the ship rode the
storm without damage.
The ships interior is decorated in
the Italian renaissance style.
Evening star., 1926-10-03
ROMA. PRIDE OF ITALY'S
LINERS, REACHES U. S.

BY the Associated Press
NEW YORK, October 2.-The liner
Roma. pride of Italy's passenger ship
fleet, underwent her baptism of storms
and adventure on her maiden trip,
which ended with her arrival at this
port today.
Avoiding 2 collision with z Medter.
Evening star., 1926-10-03

homesick out in India 7 shall just
turn on the lights in the cinema hall
in my palace and see all my friends
on my own films"
Rajpipla is one Of the Indian princes
who is interested in the great Indian
film enterprise which has planned TO
drive American movies out of India.
tCopyright. Ia26)
Evening star., 1926-10-03

A regular service of flying physi-
clans and dentists Is to cover thou.
sands of square miles of inaccessible
country in Australia, says the Dear
born Independent.
Evening star., 1926-10-03
RICH INDIAN PRINCE
"SHOOTS" OWN FILMS

Next Best to Being Movie Star,
Declares Maharaja jah
of Rajpipla.
BY Cable to The Star and New York World
LONDON, October 2.-The million
aire Mahara jah of Rajpipla, one of the
richest and handsomest of Indian
princes, who has returned to India
Evening star., 1926-02-02

CSC Laundry Bags
44C

With This Coupon Only
Large Size, Well Made Laundry Bags
of pretty coored cretonne.-(Surprise-
Fifth FlOOr.) (S)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-16
THE MERRY MILKMAIDS
SATURDAY NIGHT.

On Saturday night, the Operetta
The Merry Milkmaids, will be pre-
sented by the Phoenix Ward of the
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day
Saints in the L. D. S. Amusement
Hall, corner of Thirteenth and C ave-
nue., Saturday, April 18th, at O'Clock.
Admission, adults 75c, children under
14-50c.
Many of Arizona's noted singers
will appear in The Merry Milkmaids,
an Operetta by Chas. Gabriel. This
splendid musicale is under the direc-
tion of Ray Kathryn Kirkham and
represents one of the biggest at
tempts at opera presentation ever at
tempted by the Gold Spot City of
Phoenix.
The performances at. Phoenix and
Mesa have met with unprecedented
success.
The cast is undoubtedly of the best
talent in the State. Singers of dram
atice and lyric ability have been care
fully chosen to depict the types pc
culiar to the Operetta.
Miss Bernice Hargraves again ap-
pears with the poise and grace that
so characterized her, as star per-
former in The Blue Moon, at the
Phoenix Union High School this sea-
soc. Miss Estaleah Harmsen will rem
der charm in her roll as queen and
coloratura. The dramatic power of
Erma Sewell captiviates. Mr.. Elmer
Johnson, prominent local baritone,
Attorney Joe Noble, basso; Blaine
Alexander tenor, and Paul Grant,
comedian, are persons of prominent
mention. The dancing of Margery
Phelps and Victoria Andolph, are
again to delight the audience with
childish simplicity.
The Phoenix Ward choir will be in
at the Douglas Confer
ence of the Mormon" Church and
will furnish the music at all of the
Sunday Sessions-10:3 80 A. NJ and 900
P. M, also 1890 P. NJ
This choir is one of the best in
Arizona and have taken part in many
of the States most noted occasions.
They have been preparing for sew
aral months for the dedication of the
Mesa temple and expect to furnish
the singing at the dedication of this
edifice at which people
from all over the United States will
De in attendance.-Advt.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-16
SENIOR CLASS
PLAY BILLY
ON SATURDAY

Judging from the reserved seat sale
for the senior play, Billy" it will be
the biggest success of the year. There
has been a persistent call for more of
the good seats and at present there
are only few good seats left in the
75-cent section of the theater.
This unusual play had long and
successful run on Broadway and until
recently could not be produced by
amateurs. A heavy royalty is attached
for permission to give this play.
A cast of seniors, practically all of
whom are honor students, will enter
tain you tomorrow night at the Ma
jestic. New scenery, built for the spe-
cific purpose, will be a feature. The
scenery was planned and built by d.
x. Ingman, manual training instruc-
tor at the Douglas high school
The cast will go through their dress
rehearsal today as the final prepara-
tion for the opening night, Saturday
April II. The curtain will be at S:15
d, m,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-16
DOUGLAS DAILY.DOINGS
MusicaIe-Ten at Country Club

Mrs. John Crowell, Mrs. A. G. Crouch
and.Mrs. C. G. Mcbride head the COM
mittee in charge of the musicale-tea
which will be given Sunday afternoon
from 4 to s o'clock at the Douglas
Country club. The affair is given for
club members and their guests and
preparation is being made for most
enjoyable afternoon. Mrs. Crowel1 and
A. j. Pickering are arranging the mu-
sicale, feature of which will be a
group of songs by Mrs. Frederick
Whine, Instructor in voice at the Uni
versity of Arizona. Mrs. Crouch and
Mrs. Mcbride will be- hostesses for the
afternoon, having charge of the tea.
A cordial invitation is extended to all
club members and their guests to at
tend and it is hoped large number
will avail themselves of this oppor-
tunity to hear Mrs. Whine, who has
brilliant record as a singer and in
structor in music.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-16
JAZZ MAY PROVE
OF VALUE LATER,
SAYS MRS. WINN

MGs. Frederick Winn, voice instruc-
tor at the University of Tucson, who
will sing at the Sunday afternoon mur
sical club at the Douglas Country club
April 1S, says that jazz may evolve
into something worth while. Mrs.
Winn is well known as a musician and
instructor.
Jazz, she believes, is a phase of de-
velopment, an expression Of unrest
which will ultimately work itself into
something definite, and perhaps char
acteristic of the American people who
are responsible for it's origin. She told
of an experiment in a Chicago public
dance hall. At this resort, it was q
rule to offer as music for dancing only
the highest type of dance music. Tin
pan jazz and syncopated blues were
eliminated from the instrumental en-
semble. However, one night, the most
typical jazz was allowed, with the re-
suit that unprecedented fights and dis
orders occurred. The following eve>
ming, the better music was restored to
the program, and peace prevailed in
spite of the fact that the same dancers
were present.
Mrs. Winn said that the reason for
Americas woeful lack of appreciation
of good music, while Europeans con-
sistently make household tunes of the
greatest works of the masters, is the
lack of early training of American
children in musical appreciation.
The great music is not in. Amerf-
can homes, because it is not demand
ed. On the other hand, it is not de-
manded because it is not known or
understood Every little hamlet
abroad has it's opera house, with pro-
fessional orchestra while lin America
the movie is the first requisite for
entertainment. The result is inevit-
able"
Mrs Winn distinguished between
"good" and bad" music by stating
that she believed that technical char
acteristics had something to do with
it, but the great test is duration.
You never tire of the really great
music, it satisfies and it endures. The
other, while it may fulfill mission
during a brief present, quickly loses
/ it's appeal
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-16
Time to Face the Facts

$50 much has been said against
the use of patent medicines that I
have had strong prejudice against
them. But after four years DOCTOR
ing with six different doctors, with
out results. for acute indigestion,
gastritis, constipation appendicitis
and other ailments, 1 was said to
possess, 1 was encouraged to try
MAYR'S One Dose Will Convince,
seeing what it had done for friend
similarly afflicted. 1 also was en-
tirely relieved of my trouble, and
am sure this medicine will do all
and more than is claimed for it,"
1t is a simple. harmless preparation
that removes the catarrhal mucus
from the intestinal tract and allays
the inflammation which causes prac-
tically all stomach. liver q and in
testinal ailments. including appendi-
citis. One dose will convince or
money refunded. Phelps Dodge Nero.
Co, and druggists everywhere.-
Advt.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-16
GROUP
OF MUSICIANS
HERE APRIL 3

Good will is the keynote of the
initial tour of Professor Juan Tore
Blanca and his Mexican Tipica or
chestra, which is creating a better
understanding of Mexico in all cities
appearing here on Friday, Aupril 23,
at the Majestic theatre and will
give two performances-ka matinee
in the afternoon at 2:3O o'clock and
in the evening at 1880 o'clock.
Since the early days of its organi-
zation, the members of this famous
group of Mexican musicians have
confined their artistry to their ma
tive heath and the republics of South
America. Repeated offers for appear
ances in the United States and Can
ada have been spurned, while only
a year ago Paris and London We'd
for the services of the orchestra
only to have their highest offers re-
jected.
Only few weeks ago, an army
band, the famous Garry owen" or
ganization of the Seventh cavalry,
helped the state of chihuahua cele-
brate its fair in Chihuahua City and
was widely acclaimed by the people
of northern Mexico. Good will tours
into the country are also frequent
and Mexico has been more than gem
erous in assisting United States with
like courtesies as result.
One year ago the Tipica orchestra
visited Ell Paso during the exposi-
tion but refused to venture north,
although the leader was the recip-
lent of numerous financial offers
which were well nigh irresistible.
The Tipioans gave numerous con-
certs in Ell Paso and just across the
line in Juarez, but returned to Mex
leo City at the close of the exposi-
tion.
During the last visit, number
! of Ell Pasoans realized the possibilit-
les of an extended tour through the
country and the extent to which
such an excursion would serve to
cement the friendly relations of Mex
leo and the United States. When
the matter was brought before the
leaders of the organization from this
angle, they Immediately consented to
the tour.
Peace has been restored to our
country and this is the period when
both Mexico and United States can
/ take steps to bring about a better
understanding between the two re-
publics," said Teodoro III. Ducoing,
business manager of the orchestra.
eve are particularly anxious to
please the people of the west and
the southwest because they are coils
est to Mexico and feel more of an
interest in our music and our coun-
try"
Tickets for the concert will go
on sale Monday at the Owl Drug
store.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-16
CROOKS
TO GIVE CONCERT
IN BISBEE, APRIL II

In compliment to the state presi-
dents and visiting delegates attend
ing the Arizona State Federation of
Music clubs, being held in Bisbee on
Thursday, Friday and Saturday Of
this week, The Musical Events club
of the Warren district are present.
ing in recital Richard Crooks, tenor,
at the high school auditorium in
'Bisbee, Saturday evening, April II.
Early in the season it was an
nounced that Mr.. ICrooks would ap-
pear in concert on April 26, but the
event was moved ahead in order
that the many visiting delegates at
tending the convention would have
an opportunity to hear this gifted
artist while in the mining city.
Following is the program in full:
Raymond McFeeters at the piano.
I.
a. Would You Gain the Tender
Creature .....r..,........ Handel
b. Love Sounds the Alarm Handel
(From "Acis and Galatea," COM
posed in 1920.
Richard Crooks
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-16
Left for Texas

Mrs. J. D. Fox, who has been spend
ing several days in the city visiting
at the home of Mrs. c. E. Bull of 1902
Twelfth street left Thursday evening
for Ell Paso, Texas, for brief stay.
From there Mrs. Fox will go to Las
Vegas, to visit her daughter, Mrs. F.
w. Nichols, a former resident of Doug
las. Mrs. Fox had been spending some
time with her son in Los Angeles, and
came to Douglas from the coast city.
Her home is in Indiana.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-16
winners in Tournament

The sixth and final card party of
the spring bridge tournament at the
Douglas Country club was played on
Wednesday evening, with Mr.. and Mrs.
Robert L. 5Hoyal carrying off the high
esH honora and being awarded the
tournament prize. Mr.. and Mrs. c. C.
Mcbride were second and Mr.. and Mrs.
Shelton Dowell third. Two middle
prizes We're won BY. Mr.. and Mrs. A. FL.
Key and Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Ladd,
while a BOBBY favor was awarded Mr..
and Mrs. B. G. Thompson. Lieut. A. T..
Wilson was awarded the door prize.
Sixteen tables were played in the tour
nament, and those in charge of the
affair each Wednesday evening We're
Mrs. G. w. Spoerry, Mrs. Shelton Dow
ell and DR., r. r.. Collins,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-16
Returned From visit with Son

Mrs w. dell. washington returned
by motor to Douglas after a visit with
her son, r. S. B. Washington, of At
lanta, Ga. Mrs. S. w. Scott and daugh-
ter, Gladys, of Philadelphia, returned
with Mrs. washington for VISIT after
which they will go to California before
returning to their home in Philadel.
phia.