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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-11-11
NICKLEs AND MILLIONS

m HE five package is still pilng up great fortunes
The five cent chewing gum has it's miionares, the five
drink has another crop monares and the five cent
spool cotton has made bunch of nonaires There is
great deal in finding something of popular demand that
be carried to quantity production marketed economically
with production costs being held down..
----
AN interview in the current issue of the Youths Com
panion, Thomas A. Edison says that moving pictures
should be added to the equipment of schools The moving
picture be made great force in education It's POSSIBLE
ties be wisely directed good will result pos
sby enough to offset the harm that results from cheap
sex pictures.
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reported that 5000 brides awaiting the
ing of the American Legion to Paris next year. hope
full that they will be able to get financial assistance Some
of those budes who related to these brides may
decide to remain at home.
D ENG rich does not bring contentment according to
the testimony of many who have tried it, but this fact
doesn't to retard the rush of others who anxious
to try it.
-O-
LIVER stop think that matter who's elected,
Lmental machinery will continue to function just the
same?
yEN in this day of equal rights few women think enough
1of their husbands to large life insurance ponces
-O-
HE ladder of life full of splners but never reahze
/ = until we begin to slide down. Keep climbing.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-11-11
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Layers Dali ulSSiSeu do O S'
en- sandwich.
& & & &
Many man has lost a
friend by marrying her.
& & & &
The most important book in the
matrimonial library is the bank
book
& & & &
THE SILK stocking
WAS INVENTED in the
SIXTEENTH CENTURY,
BUT NOT all of
.. 1T WAS discovered
UNTIL RECENTLY.
Kicking seems to be the only ex-
ercise some folks take.
& & & e
Ma: Did you dream that you
were out riding with Bill last
night? $.
Sis: Yes. How did you guess it :?
Ma: I saw you walking in your
sleep.
& & & &
Patience is considered a virtue
when it often. is merely case
of not knowing what to do.
& & & &
No man is to be pitied
except the one whose fu-
ture lies behind.
& G & &
"Good Heavens! Who gave you
the black eye?"
"a bridegroom-for kissing his
wife after the ceremony"
"But surely he didn't object to
that ancient custom 2"
'sNo-but it was two years af-
ter the ceremony"
& & & &
We found out long time ago
that our birthstone is grind
stone.
& & & &
They say at that "wine party"
in New York the other night the
girls danced clad only in pristine
cuticle," which, being translated
into English probably means "nak-
ed as jays"
& & & &
Ethel: "Do you like Beetho-
ven's works, Mr.. Ponks? 2"
Mr.. Ponks: "Never visited 'em.
Wot does e manufacture 2"
& & & &
Among other things that run in
the family are stockings
& & & &
It's surprising how well homely
man looks in picture.
& & & &
When man sows wild oats
he natural raises cain.
& & & &
Some men can't be natural
without being vulgar.
& & & &
It hardly seemed nice to advertise
a film at Kennewick movie the
atre as unique Attraction: The
Virgin"
& & & &
ga million dollars! What are
you going to do with it,"
maybe I'll shoot myself and
die rich"
& & & &
This weeks prize goes to the bird
who thot that only children could
get in the infantry.
& & & &
The Prince of Wales is a lucky
bird. Suppose, for instance,
that he had taken ND aviation.
e. & & &
Cold cream is good for
chapped lips-but- some
times it's not that kind of
a chap.
& & & &
It would be fine if clothing manu-
facturers would sew on buttons
with the same care that is devoted
to affixing of size and price tags.
& & & &
"The average woman has
vocabulary Of only eight hum
dred words.' It is a small
stock but think of the turn
over.
& & & &
Clarice: You used to wear cor
sets. Why did you give them up !?
Gladys: I had couple of COM
plants.
& & & &
eve used to make flaming
youth flame with a single in
the woodshed," says Prof.
Clark, "and now we do it with
an amber cigarette holder and
an eight-cylinder motor car"
& & & &
Ethel: I'm sick of being
married.
L. H.: Sos your old man.
& & & &
Glow nice it would be if nobody
ever made a mistake
81 don't know about that. l man
ufacture erasers."
4 & & &
Big men are hated,
little ones despised
& & & &
Bill Green says he can't
recall ever getting any
cheerful news out of one
of those envelopes with q
sun parlor in front.
& & & &
Here's where I set the table
in a roar. says the wife as she
unpacked the lunch at Mia
FILLS
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-11-11
BACK TO Pillow SHARES

BACK TO PLOW SHARES
ON THE conclusion of the direct conflict in the history
~ OF all time and of all nationsArmstice Day is time
for retrospection.
Battle SCARED villages and farms have smoothed
their bruises and the alternating hand of Nature has
returned them to producveness and peacefuness aspect
Enmity and envousness of the warning nations have
melted away into the spirit of the natural brotherhood of
and faith and hope and charity spread of hui
mainly and benevolence throughout all Chris.endom.
All is returning to normalcyaH except the shattered
shelshocked bodies and the beref minds morale of the
unfortunate heroes Them then due all Difference and
Armistice Day. the first to respond yet the
futile restore and recompense for mperishabe
service
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-11-11
"UNLIKABLEo

rs the chap who's licked thate down, but the
who thinks he's licked Some licked before they
start to fight for they have told themselves they haven't
chance to win.
It's the fellow who takes the abs and ppercuts of fate
and circumstance without Whmperng who gets up often
he finds himself the floor who may be licked but is
going to be the last in the crowd to admit hes the
guy who'll win
You can't whip him. and for just sufficient reason:
You can't make him admit he's whipped He's the chap to
put your faith in to put your money
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1926-11-11

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w. C. T. U. SPEAKER URGES
INCREASED ACTIVITY
Prince Georges Convention Hears
Mrs. Haslup, Maryland President,
and Mrs. Hanson.
Special Dispatch to The Star.

Special Dispatch to The Star
MOUNT RAINIER, Md, October
21.-Mrs. Mary r. Haslup. State
president of the Women's Christian
Temperance Union. in an address be-
fore the second annual convention of
Prince Georges County Union Tues
day night in the Methodist Episcopal
Church South, Mount Rainier. urged
the women to greater activity. Mrs.
Florence K. Hanson. former president
Of Hyattsville Union. and now presi-
dent of Evanston, ILL.,, Union, who.
with Mrs. Haslup, was a guest of the
convention, told what prohibition had
accomplished Prof. w. c. Myers of
Riverdale. president Of the Law En-
forcement League of Prince Georges
County, spoke in the interest of the
league. A welcome was extended the
large number attending from all parts
of the county by Rev. Wendall Allen,
pastor of the host church, who con-
Quoted the devotional service. The
Rev. Carlos Donegan of Laurel led
the singing. Mrs. Roy Fowkes of
Mount Rainier sang and Miss Esme
Reeder Of Riverdale rendered several
violin solos. Mrs. Alfred D. Bailey Of
Bladensburg, president Of the County
Union, presided.
Mrs. HasIup and Mrs. Hanson spoke
at the afternoon session also, Mrs.
Haslup bringing echoes from the ma
tiOnal convention held recently in Los
Angeles and Mrs. Hanson greetings
from Evanston Union, which has 900
members Reports by officers and d.
rectors of departments indicated con-
siderable activity and progress. These
officers were chosen: Mrs Bailey,
president; Mrs. Charles Jenkins, vice
president; Mrs. L. A. Longley, CORE
spending secretary: Mrs. J. r. Allen,
recording secretary, and Mrs. Fred
Cawthorne, treasurer. A bountiful
supper was served the delegates and
their friends by ladies of the host
church.
Delegates were present from the
four county unions Hyattsville,
Mount Rainier Brentwood, Riverdale
and Camp Springs.
Evening star., 1926-10-21
PAN-AMER|CAN DAY
| PLANS COMPLETED
Kellogg Heads Delegates
From 21 Countries to
Sesqui Tomorrow. :,

Final arrangements for the OBJ
servance of "Pan-American day at
the Sesquicentennial by the Pan
American Union were made today, and
diplomatic representatives of Il Latin
American countries, led by Secretary
of State Kellogg, as chairman of the
governing board of the union, will
depart for Philadelphia tomorrow
morning at 9:15 o'clock by special
train.
The official party will use the
presidential waiting room at the
Union Station. in front of which there
will be a concert by the United States
Army Band from $40 to $40 o'clock.
At noon the train will arrive at
Broad Street Station and the party
will be escorted to Independence
Square, where a tree commemorative
of their visit to the city will be plant
ed. Cavalry in Colonial garb will form
the escort. The visitors will place a
wreath at the Liberty Bell.
Following a luncheon at the Belle
vue-Stratford Hotel. rendered by
Mayor Kendrick and exposition off,
Evening star., 1926-10-21

cials, the party will proceed to the
Sesquicentennial grounds. where a
ceremony will be held at the Forum
Of the Founders" This will include
the raising of the flags Of the Ameri.
can nations and the playing Of the
national anthems.
After a tour Of the points of in
terest about the grounds, the party
will depart for Washington at TIA
o'clock, and is due to arrive here at
1925 pm.
The Army Band will accompany
the party, playing at the luncheon at
the Forum of the Founders and at Il
Evening star., 1926-10-21
CANDIDATES ARE HEARD.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
UPPER MARLBORO, Nd, October
21.-Democratic candidates for Prince
Georges County offices in the election
November ., headed by State Sena-
tor Lansdale G.. Sasscer, seeking re-
election, and County Treasurer George
W. Waters, jr., aspirant for county
commissioner. last night addressed a
rally in WooGmen's Hall, at Mullikins
NJ. Hampton Magruder, a former
States attorney, also spoke. Harry
Townshend presided.
This afternoon at 4 o'clock the can.
didates will visit Baden, Aquasco dis
trict, and tonight will appear at the
fire department-Odd Fellows carnival
in Hyattsville.
Evening star., 1926-10-21
Oldest Wooden Bridge Found.

What is probably the oldest wooden
bridge in Europe has been found in
Castle OF Prague In the lower part
Of the third court yard passage The
remnants of this bridge were found by
the excavators and with this and Other
important discoveries it is believed It
will be possible TO determine the AZ
pearance of this old castle so thar 1t
can be faithfully reconstructed. Th"~
remains date as far back as the 81
enth century.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

>umes Of American Decisions, Sc vol
umes Of American States Reports. SO
Lawyers Reports Annotated, 7S Law
yers' Edition of u. s. Reports. so
American Reports. As Kentucky Law
Reporter. 81 American and English
Encyclopedia of Law, 20 Encyclopedia
of Pleading Practice and more than
200 other volumes, Judge Webb was
a graduate of the University of Vir-
ginia Law School In 1890, and he prac-
ticed law in Kentucky more than 35
years.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

special concert in the evening in the
auditorium.
DR.. L. S. Rowe, director general;
DR.. E. Gil Borges, assistant director
general of the union; Jordan Stabler.
chief Of the Latin American division
of the Department of State, and
Franklin Adams. counselor of the
union. will accompany the party.
Evening star., 1926-10-21
1000 LAW BOOKS GIFT.
Virginia University Beneficiary Of
Kentucky Woman.
Suecial Dispatch to The Star.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
UNIVERSITY. Va. october 21.-
The University of Virginia has just
received a thousand law books from
Mrs George c. Webb of Lexington.
KY, as a gift in memory of her hus.
band, Judge George C.. Webb, who
died June 80.
Included are 100 textbooks, 203 vol.
umes Of Kentucky Reports, 100 vol
Evening star., 1926-10-21

Cigarette cases of white enamel
shaped to resemble an envelope with
a jewel for a seal and the owners s
name and address in diamonds on the
face are being carried by women in
Paris.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

Coffee drinking in this country is
on the increase. there having been
shipped here from coffee-growing
countries more than 1,440,000,000
pounds of the bean in the last six
months, which is a record breaker.
Evening star., 1926-10-21
SCHOOL SANITARY
CONDITIONS GOOD
Reports of Principals Show
Only Few Defective
in Cleanliness.

The ma jority Of Washington schools
are either in satisfactory or excellent
sanitary condition, according to the
reports of individual principals made
to DR.. Frank w. Ballou and submitted
to members Of the Board of Education
at their meeting yesterday afternoon.
In the 19 pages of the report. which
covers every unit of school space in
the city. the principals pay high
tribute to their respective Janitorial
staffs, in many cases declaring that
the janitors have gone out of their
way to do painting and other work
not strictly within their defined duties
Bad Conditions Corrected.
Request Of report on the sanitary
condition of the schools as of the open
ing, September 20, was made by Dr.
Ballou following the receipt by the
board Of a voluminous report from
DR.. William G. Fowler, health officer,
which indicated that a number Of the
schools were in bad shape from a
sanitary viewpoint. The report of DR..
Fowler was based on the condition of
the schools at the closing last June,
and the latest report made yesterday
shows that practically all Of these con-
ditiOns have been corrected.
detailed report on five other ques-
lions regarding the school furniture,
1anitor supplies, coal and wood, edu.
cational supplies, and classroom equip
ment will be made by the principals
in the near future. The report in
hand only covers the general cleanly
and sanitary condition of the build
ings."
Western High Needs Paint.
The only complaint among the high
school principals came from Western.
DR.. f. S. Newton, principal reported
that "the corridors are looking as
well as possible in their unpainted
condition"
All of the Junior high schools ex-
cept the old Brightwood and Shaw
Simmons reported excellent sanitary
conditions. 1t was stated that the
walls have not been cleaned at the
old Brightwood nor the floors scrub
bed AT the ShaW-SimmonS attention
Is called to six minor sanitary defects,
including bad walls, unblackened
blackhOards, broken windows and an
unsatisfactory toilet.
The few unSanitary conditions re-
ported in the elementary schools are
ones which have been reported from
time to time and many of them are
Included in the present repair pro-
gram. They cary from broken window,
paneS to lack of electric light globes
and drinking fountains out of repair.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

Warsaw and Moscow are to be con.
nected by telephone.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

The Big Sisters of the District OF
Columbia will meet tomorrow, pm
at st. Patrick's rectory.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

The IOta Sigma Epsilon Sorority
will give dance tomorrow, 8 pm, at
LAiglon.
Evening star., 1926-10-21
ORGANIZATION ACTIVITIES
TODAY.

TO-DAY.
y class in church history will be
taught by Miss Minnie V. Sandberg,
O'Clock, at GA Z street, Y. w. c. A
st. Johns Lodge Chapter, No. IS,
Q. f.. s, will give bazaar and dinner,
O'Clock, at the Scottish Rite Cathe-
dral.
Miss Adela Heaven, chairman of the
public relief committee of the
NOmen's City Club. will meet with
members of the club and the commit
tee at 4:30 o'clock.
TONIGHT.
Bethlehem Chapter, No. Z, o. +. s..
will give a bazaar and dinner at North
east Masonic Temple. Bazaar con-
tinued tomorrow.
A course in Esperanto, under
auspices of the International Ian
Cuage Club, will begin, Z o'clock, at
Thomson School Those interested in
Esperanto are welcome.
The Parent-Teacher Association of
the Margaret Murray Washington
Vocational School will meet. s o'clock
All parents and friends invited.
Washington Chapter, Unitarian
Laymen'S League Of All Souls
Church, will be addressed by Herberte
NJ. Sein on the subject, The Separa-
ton of the Church and State in
Mexico"
The Maryland State Society will
meet, o'clock. at Thomson School.
The Presidents Own Garrison, No.
104. Army and Navy Union. will meet,
O'Clock, in the board room of Dis
triCt Building. All veterans of United
States military forces are welcome to
add to the % new members to be mus
tered in.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

1can Gorton's Deep Sea Roe
hard'boiled eggs. chopped 6ne
u cup soft bread crunbs
cups creamed sauce
teaspoon grated onion
13 teaspoon salt
tablespoon chopped parsley
A dash Of paprika
A sratins Of nutmeg
Cover the roe with Boiling water. salt
sliGhtly and simmer is minutes. Drain.
season. and mash. Then mix well with
crumbs and egg and allow to cool. Shape
into eroquettes. dip In erumbs. then in
beaten egg diluted slightly with water.
then in e-umbs again. Fry in deep fat
until brown. Serve at once.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

WOmen's Alliance of All Souls
Church will meet tomorrow, II am,
in Emerson Assembly, Pierce Hall,
Fifteenth and Harvard streets. Speak
erS, Mrs. Cora Wilson Stewart, di-
rector Of national illiteracy crusade.
Luncheon at l pm
Evening star., 1926-10-21

Stearns Bible cass will meet tomor
row. 1 pm, in Mount Vernon NJ. f
Church. DIR. K. B. Moomaw will be in
charge.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

The College Alumnae Club will meet
Saturday. 1880 pm, at the Phyllis
Wheatley Y. w. C. A.
Evening star., 1926-10-21
CITY NEWS I'm BRIEF.

The Federation of Civic Societies
will meet tomorrow, 8 pm, in board
room Of the District Building.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

y class in church history will be
taught by Miss Minnie V. Sandberg,
O'Clock, at GA Z street, Y. w. c. A.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

Rabbi William Franklin Rosen-
blum will preach on THE Personal
Element" tomorrow, s pm. at Wash
ington Hebrew Congregation Temple.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

Alpha Delta Phi will have a busi-
ness luncheon at Franklin Square
Hotel tomorrow, 1890 pm.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

Miss Adela Heaven, chairman of the
public relief committee of the
NOmen's City Club. will meet with
members of the club and the commit
tee at 4:30 o'clock.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

The District chapter, American
War Mothers, will celebrate it's
seventh anniversary tomorrow, 8
pm, at the Lee House. William
Tyler Page will speak.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

The Loyal Knights of the Round
Table will meet at luncheon tomor-
row, 1890 pm, at University Club.
Esther Cuchin, violinist, and Florence
Sindel, soprano, will give the program.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

st. Johns Lodge Chapter, No. IS,
Q. r. s, will give a bazaar and dinner,
O'Clock, al the Scottish Rite Cathe-
dral.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

The American Aramic Society will
have a dinner at the Lee House. Sat
urday, $50 pm.
Evening star., 1926-10-21
TONIGHT.

Bethlehem Chapter. No. Z, o. f. s.,
will give a bazaar and dinner at North
east Masonic Temple. Bazaar con-
tinued tomorrow.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

The SisterhoOd of the Washington
Hebrew Congregation will have an
Evening Unique" Monday, pm. in
vestry rooms of the temple. This will
be the first joint meeting with the
brotherhood of the temple.
Evening star., 1926-10-21

The Teacher Association of
the Margaret Murray Washington
Vocational School will meet. s o'clock.
All parents and friends invited
Evening star., 1926-10-21

The Maryland State Society will
meet, s o'clock. at Thomson School.
Evening star., 1926-10-21
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Imperial Valley press., 1926-12-22

Cleveland club Of The American
league, told the United Press today
that testimony on file in the office
of Commissioner Landis, would vim
dicatc him on the charge Of partic-
ipating in deal more than seven
years ago to throw game.
81 am not mentioned in the let
tiers written to Dutch Leonard by
either Cobb or Wood, Speaker
said. Tho reason for that is
plain. | knew nothing of any wagcrs
being made on the contest or OF. any
fixing Whatsoever.
The only thing they have aga;nst
me is the word of the man who is
behind the entire flarcup--Lconard.
have repeatedly requested that
Leonard bc brought i'll to face me,
but he has positively refused to
come in to meeting.
Leonard has deliberately falSi-
fled me in any statements he has
made that implicatcS me. | never
bet a penny on that or any other
game and WAS entirely ignorant of
any bets being made until June or
july Of this wear.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-12-22

became connected with the Tmper.
lal lee and development Company,
allied with the Southern Sicrras.
In addition to sticking on the
JOB and making good at it, "Bob -
mas found time to take an active in
terest in community affairs. He has
been called upon time and again
to participate ON committees for
various affairs, and has ALWAYS res
ponded.
lie Is among the leaders in the
Rotary NClub S activities and has
been on the Boy Scout county coun
ell for several years. His work in
connection with boys has been
marked by singular success and
has won him many friends among
the youngsters and their parents.
For several years 'Bob' has
served as a trustee of Central Tn
ion high school, dcvoting no small
portion of his time to aid in nlak
ing ii an educational institution of
which the city can be proud.
THE Press joins with his many
friends in congratu'ating him on
his splendid record and wishes hun
many more years Of activity in the
affairs of his company and COM
munitv.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-12-22
MOORE SERVES
TWO DECADES
WITH COMPANY

II. p. Bob Moore, general man
agcr of the Imperial lee and Deve-
lopment Company. is today cele-
brating his twentieth anniversary
of service with his present employ
crS.
In honor of the event he was host
at breakfast this morning to the
board of directors of the Rotary
club. including John Stewart Ross.
Tom Gill, Ralph Cary, Roy Breed
love. Joe King, Charles Sones and
Q. G. Horne. One of the directors
(name deleted) was mean enough
to point out that Bob picked out
the shortest day in the year ON
which to begin work.
Bob started in as assistant to
G. f. Paris, who was general man
ager vi the Holton Power Company,
later absorbed by the Southern
Sierras Power Company. He later