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The Lambertville record., 1926-12-30

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Anderson, of
Moscow, Pa, Donald Bonham, of
Frenchtown, and Mr.. and Mrs. E. f.
Miller, of Orange, We're Christmas
guests of William p Mason, Sr.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Mason Jr.,
spent Christmas day with Mrs. Will
sons mother, in Camden.
Thomas Banchoff, of Trenton, was
weekend guest of Edward Col
ligan, of this borough.
Miss Eleanor Tettemer and Ed
ward Tettemer, spent the past few
days with relatives in Weisport, Pa.
Misses Mary and Victoria Dia-
mond, of New York City, are spend
ing the holidays with their mother,
Mrs. L. Diamond, of Brookville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard Blackwell,
of Sandy Ridge road, spent Christ
mas day with the latter's mother,
Mrs. William Mcpherson, of Sand
Brook.
Miss Ruth Huber, of Long Is
land, spent the weekend with her
parents, Mr., and Mrs. Godfrey HUI
ber.
Mrs. Rachel Croft, of Three
Bridges, is visiting her daughter
Mrs. Percy Bush, of Sandy Ridge.
DR.. Fausel, of New York, has
been visiting Mr.. and Mrs. John
Mohr.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Whitlock. of
Washington Crossing, spent Sunday
with Mayor and Mrs. T. S. Moore.
Miss Grace Durling, of Union, is
passing the holidays with her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. William Durl-
ing.
Miss Anna Sperling and Mr.. and
Mrs. Jesse Sperling, of Trenton
We're Christmas guests of their par
ents, Mr. and Mrs. David Sperling,
of Brookville.
Mrs. John Wallace, of Lambert
vile, was Sunday guest of Miss
Celeste Mathews.
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SOLEBURY

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Funk en-
tartained on Christmas Day Mr.. and
Mrs. Clarence Wiley, of New Hope,
and Mr.. and Mrs, Clifford Funk and
daughter, Verna, of Solebury.
Mrs. Thomas Baker entertained
Mrs. Millicent Canady, Ida Canady,
Noah Canady and Albert Canady on
Christmas.
Mrs. John Krier and Miss Jennie
Krier visited relatives in Willow
Grove ON Saturday and Sunday. Mr.
Krier is enjoying ten days hunt
ing trip on the Eastern Maryland
shore, near Salisbury.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Wiley were
Christmas guests of their son and
his wife, Mr.. and Mrs. Leroy Wi
ley, of Trenton.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Tomlinson srd
family joined relatives for Christ
mas dinner at Trevose.
Mrs. Herbert Conner and son
Evans Conner, We're Philadelphia
visitors on Thursday. They were ac-
companied on their return by Mr..
and Mrs. Clarence Knipe and son,
Clarence Jr., of Willow Grove, who
remained over the Christmas holi-
days.
Mrs. Josephine Brown, Mr. and
Mrs. Wilson Brown and Edward
Brown were guests of Mrs. Hulda
p. Mattison on Christmas day. Ed
ward Brown, of George School, is
enjoying the holiday vacation at the
home of his mother, Mrs. Josephine
Brown.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Horn, Mrs.
Alice Walton and Mr.. and Mrs,
Francis Fitting and son were
Christmas guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Robert Ely, of Washington Crossing
Miss Maude Holcombe, of Car
versville, was n visitor at the home
Of her sister, Mrs. John Major, on
Thursday evening
Mr.. and Mrs. Russell Shupe and
Miss Sara A. Mood spent Christ
mas with Mr.. and Mrs. John Shupe,
of Garversville.
Miss Sallie earns was entertain
ed by Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Smith
on Christmas.
Mr., and Mrs. Theodore Natten-
hiser We're guests of William and
Miss Martha Shupe. near Carvers-
vile on Friday.
The Community Christmas EXer-
cises held in Trinity Chapel consis-
ted Of vocal solos by Mrs. C. j.
sineing, recitations, readings, drills.
Roller; quartette, congregational
etc.
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STOCKTON

Mr.. and Mrs. John S. Wilson en-
tertained Christmas day Mrs. Elma
Snyder and her daughter, Cora
Snider and Mr. William Prall and
sister, Nellie, of Pennington. Mrs.
Wilson is confined to the house with
la grippe.
Mrs. Sarah Hoar, of Manasquan,
spent the holidays with Mrs. Ellen
Van Selous.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Alleyne en-
tertained Christmas day, Their child
rem and grandchildren.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. Heston, of Sandy
Ridge Road, took Christmas dinner
with Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis Bird.
Mrs. Elizabeth johnson and Miss
Hannah johnson were Christmas
guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Parent.
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his blue eyes grew bluer. aud wider
and wider. When one Is three years
old the ChrIstmastIde holds an amaz
ing wonder.
There was n Santa Claus. There
were rocking horses, there were toys
that wound up and went Off by them
selves There was, In fact, everything
TO make q childs heart leap with de
light.
But Danny would have none OF 1t
Drums he demanded. drums 70
They were just turning into another
aisle when Mrs Crawford saw
friend at the other side OF the room.
Danny, there's Mrs. Morrison. must
speak 10 her moment"
Through the crowd she threaded
her way, hurrying lest she miss the
chance OF seeing her neighbOr After
a few minutes OF pushing and squeez
ing Mrs. Crawford succeeded In reach
Ing Mrs. Morrison There passed a
cordial greeting between them and
then Mrs. Morrison sald
you left Danny at homer
"Oh. mol He WAS determined to
come, so brought him.
"1Iave you left him In charge OF an
attendant"
"No, he's" Mrs, Crawford looked
down AT her side. Danny was gone.
why, he must have some
body's Jostled him away from me
he was close beside me n mo
ment ago !" The frightened
mother turned and hurried as fast na
possible hack 70 The aisle from which
she had first spied Mrs. Morrison. Per
haps Danny was still there pressed
against the counter and waiting. How
could she how could she
have forgotten for an instant his
small, clinglng handsf
But Danny was not pressed against
the counter People surged back and
forth Hundreds and hundreds Of peo
Pile cold, sick feeling Of helpless
ness swept over her. She felt lost In
this merry tide OF Christmas shop
pers
Anything the matter, ma'amf"
Mrs Crawford met the kind. In
quiring glance Of a floorwalker.
"Oh. yes" she breathed. my little
boy-Danny. He's just three, and
somehow be has been separated from
noe. can't understand !"
She was bewildered and frantic.
Tho 9oorwalkar nrovAd ia AA man
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LAHASKA

While returning home last Friday
evening Mrs. Jarius Hall had the
misfortune TO slip on the ice and
fall. Her collarbone was broken and
she is under the doctors care.
Mrs. Irwin Fetterolf visited rela-
tives in Philadelphia last week,
Mrs. George Cadwallader has been
on the sick list with heavy cold,
Mrs. Harry II. Wilkinson and
Miss Jane Wilkinson, of Madison,
N. j., were Monday guests of Harry
Wilkinson.
The Friends School closed on Fri
day at noon for the holidays. Miss
Michener, the teacher, has gone to
spend the holidays in Canada with
her brother.
Buckingham Firstday School gave
the little friends and members of
the school last Tuesday afternoon,
an entertainment. Refreshments
were served.
Russell Albertson, of Trenton, is
spending the holiday week at North
Wales and with his parents at La
haska.
Mr.. and Mrs. Burton Benner en-
tertained on Christmas day, it being
their first Christmas to keep house
here in the village. The guests We're
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Boileau, Mr.
and Mrs. George Benner, of Car
versville; Mr. and Mrs. Smith Sax
ton and Gleald Saxson, of Wash
ington Crossing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Titus Slotter and
Frances Slotter spent Christmas
with Howard Rose and family, of
Tretnon.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Jamison
visited few days in Philadelphia
last week
Miss Elizabeth Virgins and sis F.
ter, Mary and Jeane Wiggins, of
New Hope, were Sunday visitors Of
Samuel Wilkinson and family
Charles Still Jr., who is stu
dent in Millersville school, spent the
holidays at his home here.
The official board OF the Lahaska
M. r. Church held business meet
ing at the home of the Misses John
son last week.
Mrs. Burton Benner and Mrs. os-
car Boileau were Doylestown shop
pers on Friday.
Lambert Still is moving from the
farm to the house he recently
bought of Mr.. McCulley in the
village
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CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

n NOE again IN" glad time OF
~ the year ls with MS. Chill
dren who have been looking for
ward 20 Christmas week nfter
week are filed with the pleasure
of anticipation. WIN they be
disappointed?
Christmas celebrates the com
ing Of Child into the world.
therefore II is essentially a chill
dren's holiday.
OF course, The boys and girls
around our hearth need cOnsld-
GRAFTON, for they must be made
happy, but how about the little
lads and lasses without fathers
aud mothers. or whose parents
are In poverty? Are tfey to
write In vain to Dear Santa
Claus"7 Hundreds of these pitt
ful letters, scrawled by hopeful
chubby lists, are left unclaimed
at the post office every year.
Mothers. fathers, aunts, uncles
and cousins, our home Is no long.
er the house In which we live.
plus the yard or farm surround.
ing 1t. The entire neighborhood,
town, city county, state aud ma
tion Is ours; Its inhabitants live
In our home. II Is our duty, so
far as we can. 10 make every
child happy at Christmas, In
stead of permitting ourselves to
get buried selfshly In tissue pa,
per and gay ribbons.
Let's make this holiday season
one In which the Christmas spir-
. II, the peace on earth and good
will to all men. prevails every
where Especially where there
are children. SO Merry Christ
mas to ycu.-Frank Herbert
Sweet.
e. 1926 Western Newspaper Onion
The Lambertville record., 1926-12-30

The Solebury Primary School pu-
pills rendered their Christmas pro
gram last Friday afternoon Miss
Ruth Vaeey, the teacher, was con
graduated on having the children SC
well drilled. Santa Claus was pres
mt anI distr buted the candy Thos
Martha Wood, John Worthington
Theodore Romerenko, Edith Tom
lineon eah Conner, Stanford
Krauee and Laura Rex.
The Lambertville record., 1926-12-30

The sleet storm early Sunday
morning did considerable damage
here. Nearly all the phones We're
put out of commission.
Rev. and Mrs. Haines were en-
tertained at the Walton home on
Christmas.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Shupe had as
guests on Saturday Mr.. and Mrs
Clarence Shupe and son, Everett, of
Morrisville, and Mr.. and Mrs. Rus
sell Shupe, of Solebury.
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tight feafIulHesS
lie had never he
fore been In n
room that event
mp and down as
he later described
II. At the toy
department they
stepped out and
fro IN I h n I mo
m ent Da n n y
walked IN II kind
OF glItte erl n y
drenn.
"1Do you like It,
denr2" smil q d
Mra Crawford
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l b bel iey @ he's
found the child !
See, he's bending
down and smil-
ing !"
In a IN u m q n I
NJ RS. Crawford
wns also bending
down and smiling
I h r o ug h h er
tears. In n cor
ner, far from the
aisle and back OF
u small mountain
OF dru m + W u n
Danny, her own
ttftta lad V'iraJ
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Peculiar Fi9urehecd

The cumbersome old warslipa OF
several hundred years ago carried the
most respondent examples OF PROV
carving ever known Perhaps the
handsomest hgurehcnd of which there
Is record was on the frigute Prince
Royal, launched In 1909. The Prince
Royal carried on lts bow huge ana
elaborate representation of the III
fitted son of King .Jnmes Oh horse
buck
The Lambertville record., 1926-12-30
GRAMMAR school,.
CHRISTMAS EX ERCISES

Solebury Grammar School pupils
last Thursday gave their Christmas
entertainment. The school was doe.
Grated with evergreens, and the
parts were well presented by tho
pupils, for which credit should be
given the teacher, Mrs. Harry
Horne. Those taking part in the
program were Elizabeth Wilkes
Clyde Conner. Clifton Wood, Edmond
Thomas, William Tobin, Maude
Funk, Elizabeth Short, Melrose Pyle
Adolph Hendricks, Mrs. II. Risdon
Madaline Conner and Edith Kisner
-A--1eature- Of The -program- -Maa--a.
TIM dop bv Mop1o Eunk
The Lambertville record., 1926-12-30

., OsSaT bodH ana hdSuOHu SDdIi
of Doylestown.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Ansel were
! Sunday guests of Mr. and Mrs. Far
ry Barndt.
Mrs. William Selner and son, Hor-
ace Jr., of Philadelphia, spent the
weekend with Mr.. and Mrs. Horace
Selner Sr. George Frankenfield, of
Philadelphia, was also recent
guest at the Seiner home
Mr.. and Mrs. Oliver Bickel en-
tertained at dinner on Christmas
day Mr.. and Mrs Robert McNeal,
Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Bickel Mr.
and Mrs. Eli Hunsbergcr and fam
lily, Miss Marian Wiley, ard John
McNeal.
J hn Shupe has new Ford
-G,...
Miss Cleta l.. Price spent last
yeek in Lambertvile, the guest of
ler sister, Mrs. Lewis Rice
Mr.. and Mrs. William Grooms, of
IIatboro, visited the formers par
0nts, Mr.. and Mrs. Ramsey Grooms,
IN Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Thatcher
we're Christmas dinner guests of
Mr. and Mrs. Alvin Miller, Of
Morrisville.
Mrs. Howard Flack ard Miss
Mary S. Paxson spent Sunday with
friends in Lumberville.
Mr.. and Mrs. VanHorn Hellyer, Of
Doylestown, and Miss Myrtle He'll
yer, of New Hope, were Sunday
callers in the village.
Howard Litzendorf, of Trenton,
spent Christmas day at the Chris
tian OrphanaRe.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey c. Price
spent the weekend in Logan with
heir daughter, Mrs. Harry, L. Som
.nerer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey J. Funk
of Lumberville, were dinner guests
of Edwin II. Funk, on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Hulands spent
the holidays with relatives in Hat
field.
Mr.. and Mrs. Aaron Overpeck and
fons, Harvey and Clarence, were
Christmas guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Overpeck, of Wycombe.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Enright, of
Gwynedd Valley, called on friends
here last Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Benner spent
the weekend with relatives in La
/ haska.
! Mr.. and Mrs. William johnson,
of Chester, N. Y, spent the week
end with Mrs. Johnson's parents, Mr.
and Mrs. Charles Price Sr.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry M. Foster
entertained their uncle, Calvin Kep-
Ter, of Trenton, on Saturday.
Miss Kizzie Worthington was a
Christmas guest of Mr. and Mrs.
Charles Kohler, in Solebury.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Underwood
and Glover Wiley, Of Colmar, were
Christmas guests at "Woodlynne !"
| Miss Carrie Underwood was a New
Hope visitor on Wednesday.
Miss Sallie earns, of Solebury, is
| isiting Miss Lucie Hellyer, who is
William 5tever has returned from
cunning trip in Maryland
Mr.. and Mrs. James King visit
cd the formers mother, Mrs. Louisa
King, of Doylestown, last Sunday
James King had the misfortune u
run an oyster knife in his hand on
Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. Paxson en-
tertained relatives or Christmas day.
Miss Emma C. Carver spent
Christmas with her brother, Wilmer
Carver, of Philadelphia.
Mrs. William Lewis, of New Hope,
recently visited her uncle and aunt,
Mr.. and Mrs. Joshua Anderson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lincoln Duckworth
entertained the formers sister from
Philadelphia over the weekend.
Miss Bette Bartleman, of Logan,
"a, -
Funk.
Lindsay and Horace johnson, sons
Of Superintendent and Mrs. Lind
say johnson, have returned from
college for the Christmas vacation.
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AMY, cling tight to
mothers hand. You
might get lost
Stay close, dear
this Is II frightful
crowd"
Mrs. Crawford
looked down on
her small son and
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smiled This was his first trip to see
the Christmas toys and he was all
flushed with bright enthusiasm. His
blue eyes lifted TO hers solemnly. This
was tremendous occasion for Danny.
Nov !" said Mrs Crawford and she
halfpushed the little lad through
revolving door In moment they
were inside the store,
"O-o-o.hl" whispered Danny, The
brilliant lights the gay garlnnds
swung from pillar to pillar, the music
playing from the balcony dnzzled him
"Where shall we gof asked Mrs
Crawford She knew well enough
what he would say. He had been
snylng II for weeks. but she wanted
20 hear II again
Drums !" insisted Danny, drums i
They took an elevator and Dannys
small hand grippcd his mothers with
The Lambertville record., 1926-12-30
Danny's Visit to
the Big To- Shop
"Drums!" Was His Christ
mas Slogan, and He Won
the Argument.

BY MARTHA BANNING THOMAS
The Lambertville record., 1926-12-30

Specials all Sc
Eventual
Blue Ribbon
Covered Wagon
Volunteer
Red Tip
Henrietta, Jr.
Tennyson
On Sale Everysohere In
LamberfuiIIe and
Neso Hope
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CARVERSVILLE


Mr.. and Mrs. jefferson Drake
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Hellyer Jr.,
of Solebury.
Harry Dickson was Philadel-
phia business visitor on Friday.
|. Remington Magill spent the
weekend with relatives in Philadel-
phia.
Henry w. Scarboro and family, of
Germantown, We're Thursday WISH
tors with Benjamin Lovett.
Miss Naomi Michener, of Glen
side, spent the weekend with her
grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. Il. J.
Paine. Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Will
liams entertained on Christmas day
Miss Michener, Lewis Michener and
sons, Charles, Ralph and Sydney
Michener.
William Manser, who recently
moved into the Biekel bungalow, is
quite ill.,
Mr.. and Mrs. Anson b. Michen-
er, of Williamsburg, Virginia, are
visiting relatives in the vicinity.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. Allen Knight
entertained at turkey dinner on
Christmas day, Mr.. and Mrp Ed
ward Woodman, of Churchville, Mir.
and Mrs. W. Henry Watson, Of Doy-
lestown; Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Pres
ton, of Solebury, Mrs. Ida Kirk, of
Doylestown; Mr.. and Mrs. Seymour
Winans and sons, David. Douglas
and Donald, of Glassboro, N. j.;
Mr. and Mrs. Vincent Smith and
daughter, Marian and Helen, of
Lambertville, and Mr.. and Mrs.
Harvey Detweiler of Wyneote, Pa.
Mrs. Harry Doan, who was i'll
ment. Guests at the Doan home
during the week were Mr. and Mrs.
]. Howard Paxson, Mr., and Mrs.
Newton Beck and family. of Sole
bury, John Flack, Mr. and Mrs.
j. Oscar Doan and Raymond Doan,
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PRIMARY SCHOOL GIVES
GOOD XMAS ENTERTAINM ENT

toe dance by Maude Funk.
The Lambertville record., 1926-12-30
HIS SCHEME.

ms 6Chis M u.
], M. =. Cunius:
Making any prep
ar II ms for
Christmas1
Frank Norocks:
Yep, I'm looking
for a hiding place
now.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-08-12
SUES FOR FEE
IN SAL

Fred Thorpe Neshit, real estate
broker, today filed suit III the Dis
trict Supreme Court against the
Southern Accessories Company. Inc.
Henry B. BYRD, president and
treasurer. and the Columbia Title
Insurance. Company for an 4injunc-
tion and lien III connection with d
certain real estate transaction.
Represented BY Attorneys Rudolph
Isl Yeatman and May Thorpe Bige-
low, Nesbit says that, August IA.
1925, the company. through Mr..
Byrd, its president requested him
to act as the sole and exclusive
agent Tor the property at 222A
Pennsylvania Ave. 81 II, and to
effect 4 sale. Nesbit SAYS he adj
vertised the property for sale In
the local newspapers and that one
e. p. Corners became interested
as q result.
The company, through its presi-
dent, Mr.. Byrd. sold the property
to Corners, July 81, last, for $50
100, but refused 10 pay Nesbit his
commission of 81 ,005. Nesbit asks
the court to decree him lien II
the property for the amount Of his
commission and also asks that the
title company be enjOined frotn
paying out any money accruirg
from the sale pending adjudication
Of his claim.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-08-12
IDEAL GRIP IS FOUND
For. ARMY RIFLE STOCK

Tests at the Infantry School have
resulted III the selection Of what
seems to be the nearest TO ideal pistol
grip rifle stocks, according to the
Chief OF Infantry.
The question Of selection OF .
stock. that would reduce the break.
age in bayonet drili was given -se.
rious consideration, but II was de.
cided that to strengthen the stocks
to meet this usage would mean that
more important features Of con.
struction would have to be sacri'
feed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-08-12
ARL inst on 81.
NE US BRIEFS


ARLINGTON COUNTY Aug. IL.
The Virginia Regional Development
Commission. in company with
Major Carey Brown. ct the National
Capital Park and Planning Com.
mission: Arthur orr. president Of
ths Richard Byrd boulevard As
ISOLATION. ana committee OF citi-
zens today made an inspection of
slls proposed route OF the Richard
Byrd Boulevard. leading from the
Memorial Bridge and extending to-
the Falrfax line.
The eighth annual convention Of
the American Legion, Department
the Virginia, ended yesterday after
the placing Of wreath on the
tomb OF the Unknown at Arlington.
Refreshments were served at the
home Of Mrs. Al. j. Porter. Of Eiar-
endons president OF the local asIxii.
larry.
Unanimous endorsement of the
establishment OF the Richard Byrd
Boulevard direct from the memorial
Bridge to Falls Church was given
By the Lyon Village Citizens Assoc
citation after q brief outline Of the
project by Arthur Orr. president
OF the Boulevard association, ct
their meeting last night.
The Ladies Aid Of the Baiiston
volunteer fire department WIN serve
benefit dinner tonight at the
firehouse.
Funeral services for Mrs. Mary
Catherine Cation, S6s, Of West Falls
Church. who died yesterday. Will
be conducted tomorrow morning at
= O'Clock at SC. James Catholic
Church by the Rev. a. ]. Van
Ingelem. Burial will be in st.
James Cemetery.
Mrs. Cation il survived by two
daughters, Mrs. Louis DeBrina and
Mrs. M. w. Buell., both OF Fails
Church, and five sons. William 81.
Cation. Thomas A. Cation and j. A..
Cation, of Washington, and y. G..
Cation and j. G. Cation, OF Fans
Church.
Marriage licenses were issued yes
terday by the clerk Of the court TO
Russell M. EIgin Of Washington,
and Ruth Clara st. Clair. OF Brad
dock Heights, and TO Joseph Il.
THOMPSON, OF Washington, and
Gladys i. Bemthin, Of Washington.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-08-12
AI.IBI
A r Z S
Who Wins
A ONE ACT PL Az
III Three Acts
by DONALD McDOUGAI--

At
scene Press room IL the
Paiais de Justice. GraHstark. The
GroussorE Times mag and the
Grdnsturk Neacs man seated Dc q
tabls are deeply engaged n the
Mscdaobef-lfks pursuit of acatttnp
yor sonseshing 10 turn ~. o. .
meaybu couch, tie GraNst6rk Post
MAN i loudly aaakiao go lOst
i Enfn All Binaon Zen Looksn
AYOrns folIosred ~ 0etsdurnse.
Ali. Here's the gendarnae that
didn't serve the warrant on the
Lord High Keeper Of the She'll
Shocked Veterans
The gendarnne teffi1ptingl:
That's me. want TO talk with
the man that wrote this article.
Tile extends 3 newspaper clipping
toward the men at the table. They
The News Man: The man that
wrote it, He's taking his music.
lesson.
Gendarne: Music lessons
1 News Man: Learning to put the
soft pedal on.
Gendarme: He's playing the
wrong tune. He says here that
he called to see the lady whose
car was blocked by the Lord
High Keeper, and there isn't any
such lady at the address ! gave.
Times Man: Well. there ism
Cendarme: I'll bet you 1000
Times Man: All i've got Is two.
Gendarne: All right niale st
500 fiorins. Ali can hold the
stakes.
ALI: How'll we decide tile bet?
Gendarnle: Go over there and
see for yourself.
Ali: Too darned hot. !.
Gendarme: Hasn't any one got
q car?
Ito News Mani Wake him up. The
News Man swings around IN MS
chair1
Post Man sIeepilyl: Take your
foot off my shirt 'front.' quit Us
ing my mouth for an ash tray
INDIGNANTLY. Just because j fell
asleep with my face open. Who
the deuce do you think you are.
News Man: I'm fortune teller
you're going on a. journey.
Times Man: You're going TO-
Gloss water.
Gendarrne: Graustark Creek.
AT: @ street Bridge. to be exact.
We're going to see the lady whose
car was blocked by. the Lord High
Keeper
Post: A iadyl wait It'll I liz. my
tie. Tie pauses at the mirror1
All right. They 20 OUT
same. characters.
Times Man and Gendarrne: Ito.
getfler.e VINO wins?
Ali: You'll have to toss up 10
II. You, Staplevici1 turning to
tl1a, Eendarnlelt said she lived at
No. 2512. We find she lives at
Gendarme: It's the same build
ing-just the next wing. that's.
all.
Times: I'm going to call up the
Prefecture OF Police and see when
served. Business OF getting the
wrong number. ad lib. At length-1
El Captain de Ia Policia2
Voice from phone: 81, senior.
Times: When is that warrant
going to be served"
A silence ensues. broken by the
raucous refrain OF q hurdy.gurdy
on stage, sperpetrating In the
Sweet Bye and Bye"
Gendarnle: Your friend is bring.
ing his music lesson down here.
News: He's playing the wrong
tune again.
CTJRTAIN