The Coconino sun., 1926-07-02

over the southern part the StdJC ana DIS
soon as the Fourth of July is safely out Of the
way may look for spectacular campaign of
the warning elements.
According to the vivid writer's of the Los Ange-
les papers, Douglas is merely little place in the
wilds of Arizona-where Mrs. Aimee Mcpherson
discovered herself All vast desert wastes" are
in Arizona according. to these writer's.
The crown prince of Sweden and the princess
are coming to America to see the Grand Canyon
Undoubtedly they will visit Flagstaff during
their stay for we have good husky bunch of
Kopenhagen fellers in this section.
Mrs. Aimee Semple Mcpherson seems to have
been mighty lucky in having found herself at
Douglas just in time to prevent the story of her
mysterious disappearance from becoming stale
Her mother recognized her.
The weather bureau has been passing around
not wave in some parts of the state While it
has been la in some places, Flagstaff has run
up to 81 with now and then a cool shower.
General Pil-suds-ki, who recently volcanoed the
Polish government should have his picture taken
alongside of Mr. Volstead and our Harrison act
The Xxi" cbuld be worked into hot-dogs.
Senator Cameron is now asking for senatorial
investigation of the mining industry of Arizona.
1t is quite probable the mining industry feels
much the same way about the senator.
Heart beats can now be recorded on phono-
graph record and if this gets to be the CUSTOM a
lot of these fellows who claim to be in love are
going to have hard time proving It,
Well, our main hope is that Flagstaff is not
built up so fast this summer ,sat the walls crack
and show financial deficit. Real building that
will last is the right sort of dope.
Experts are still busy at work trying to find
a well balanced human diet. Bat the average fell
low will continue to worry more about how to get
the stuff that goes into the diet.
The Arizona Good Roads association here last
week would have none of the proposed Kerby law
regulating automobile taxes and the appointment
of special commissioner.
New York City is now closing its night clubs
at two a. m. and the visiting butter and egg men
are complaining because there is nothing to do for
the rest of the evening.
Sunday was Fathers Day. but nothing much
was done about it, except for the family to won
der if the old man would losen up enough to buy
new auto this year.
It is said that the young lady who presided in
the champagne bathtubin Earl CAROLS party up
in New York didn't feel natural because it wasn't
SATURDAY hight
Judging from the reports coming cut of
London, that British strike was one of those af-
fairs where everybody had good time and went
home satisfied.
Uncle Sam is about as popular in Europe as
the village squire and money lender in the
Horatio Alger books that we used to read when
we were boys
The summer climate of our national capital was
the subject of debate in the British parliament
the other day. This is what you might call hot
stuff.
Running in a Pennsylvania primary, according
to the senate investigation returns, is about as
expensive as living at fashionable seaside resort
According to Governor Pinchot the Pennsyl-
vania primary cost an awful lot Of money and the
results prove to him that it wasn't worth it.
Is All the average state politician wants to
know is how you would like to have the Colorado
river done-bobbed, damned or marcelled?
Historians now claim that the notorious Billy,
the Kid is not dead. Probably they think so be-
cause he has 50 many good imitators.
Now then that we have discovered the North
Pole, who will volunteer to cut it down and bring
it in? Buy your winters coal now.
Correct this sentence: "We were coming to
Flagstaff this summer, but heard there was q
new hotel being built there"
According to press reports the pineapple trust
has been quashed pineapple monopoly couldn't
help but be rough.
Most of those photographs from the North Pole
region look like close-ups of an ice cream cone
The craze for antique furniture should not be