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Her O,1,1 Way Il : S 81:

except that Mr., Meredith, in getting
up suddenly from his chair, mad
vertently knocked over waiter with
. loaded tray In his arms.
mo one Is hurt, not even the
waiter" .
A man from the other end Of the
room spoke up: "Hello. Jerry Hatha-
way. Who made yeu master Of cerc-
Sooes pos Tea WOW g. s.t s: yasr
than to break up up the '" dishes i 0': and
MAIN the walters in your own faith
er's establishment :"
"You GO. way back and sit down,
Is no booze ever served In this res
taurant."
There was . general laugh At this
as the company sat down.
"what really did happen, Judy1'
asked Jerry, as he dropped into the
chair beside me. II heard . noise
as though the whole house was COM
ing down and ran in to see everybody
very much excited"
was so thoroughly angry that |
forgot to be diplomatic and answered,
Nothing, except that bouncer that
your father keeps around here, came
over to our table while you were out
and insulted Joan. Her brother just
got enough to enrage him and jump
ed mp to 60 over and knock him down
and tipped over = waiter. Don't you
think we'd better go now? We've
made trouble enough"
TOMORROW: ID It Love?
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Selling North Dakota

This week Gov Sorlie and other. state leaders and
builders will accentuate the value of North Dakota
soil in the production of sugar beets There comes
to light at the time, an application of the
aparists of this state for reduced rates On carload
shipments of honey.
Very few North Dakota citizens realize that
honey is produced in this state in carload lots Let's
tell the whole world about it. There are so many
Sources Of wealth in this treasure state that are
under advertised.
]. Gov. Sore has done good work in seeking to sell
North Dakota to the outside He has made consider
able progress alcng this line, but the next lepsla-
ture should make more funds available for captur-
ing eastern markets and attracting eastern capital
to this state
Years Of undesirable publicity must be overcome.
Citizens OF the cities reaching friendly accord
with the farmers broken for a time by vicious
propaganda which Gov. Sorlie's innate coed nature
and tact have checked. There is now in the state
an era OF good feeling that be stimulated to the
advantage OF the state and her citizens.
Gfssnd Forks success with the beet industry and
tne great progress Of the honey producers are mere
~ examples Of North Dakotas greatness and should
Inspire more and more confidence.
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TROUBLE AvERTED

John Meredith got up out Of his
chair with a bound TO anyone who
only saw him above the table, he
had the 1.-THE grace Of trained ath-
lets. So quickly he turned around,
however, that he knocked down q
waiter who was just setting down
before him covered dish from off q
crowded tray.
The man fell prone to the floor
and the dishes and dessert went slid
ing toward the other tables where
there was general upheaval.
OF course IL made great chatter
and attracted the attention Of every
one in the dining room. Women
screamed and drew up 20 even short
er length their dainty dresses and
men swore under their breath and
scrambled over to our table.
Jerry, hearing the noise, came in
from the office with the other men
and ran impulsively over to our table.
what IL the matter?'
us i . fight?''
"Call the police"
There were some Of the excited
words that one divided into phrases
- they hung shove the din and cry
Of everyone In the restaurant
Jerry, taking the whole thing in
quickly. and seeing that II some hing
was not done there was liable to be
. regular mob, clambered up on =
table and holding up his hands called
out: Ladies and gentlemen. please
be seated. There ID, no fight. No
one 10 angry. Nothing has happened
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How Many Millionaires?

Joseph S. Mccoy, actuary OF the United States
treasury states in article in the American Bank
crs' Association Journal that there arc IL 200 mil
lionaires in the United States, basing his calcula
items urpn the income tax returns for 1924. But
does Mr. Mccoy really know what he is talking
about when he says that? How many millionaires
are there in this country?
Certainly we should estimate that the actual mum
Der Of millionares in the United States is far ir
excess of 1900, for, if 1900 persons acknowledge
ard pay taxes upon one more millions, what must
the total be? Evading the payment ct taxes is one
Of the easiest of tasks for the wealthy, for they
are able to retain the most skilled tax experts avail
able and thus are coached in the thousand and one
methods of evading the payment of income taxes to
the government
Going forward upon the well-cstablishcd theory
that only half Of those who should pay income
taxes really pay them in proportion to their true
wealth and income, may safely estimate the
number of milionaircs as from $4,000 to $4,000
Even this rather large total, however, is not an
ovcr-largc one for population of over 100 millions
of people. Millionaircs, at that estimate would
thus constitute less than cne-fortieth of one per
cent of the total population.
These figures would seem to show that the hue
and cry against wealth as controlling everything is
fooshness, for there is only millionaire in ever.
1000 persons. at most. By the weight Of majority
rule the millionaire has 1899 persons against him
and it is needless to point cut that the only reason
the millionaire is able to accomplish things
at variance with the best interests Ct every
is because the 1899 do not take enough inter
est in their own welfare to protect themselves from
the money menace. By this analysis, millionaires
do not seem so formidable
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Power Of Publicity

Publicity Of various sorts is the mighty fulcrun
upon which operates a powerful lever.
This was brought TO the attention Of the world
recently through the mistake Of obscure druggist
in London. The apothccary gave his patron by mis-.
take pills containing a fatal dose Of strychnine
After the druggist had retired for the evening
his memory began to function and he realized his
mistake. He only had one clue to the identity Of
his purchaser. Calling everyone by that name
in the vicinity he failed to reach the proper party
Then he informed the police, newspapers and even
enlisted radio in his frantic man hunt.
The newspaper won the contest. The man who
purchased the pills saw the warning in London
newspaper and returned the fatal dose intact.
Such is the power Of publicity.
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Arthur Sears Hennng in the Chicago Tribune
expresses the opinion after contact with Washing
ton leaders that the prospects are the untci
States will stay out Of the world court. This l.,
good news to a majority Of Americans if true. In
North Dakota and most midwest states, the senti-
nent is against entering the court Some who favor
the court idea opposed to entry at this time
while Europe feels as it does toward United States
because Of the debt issue. More, however oppose
the plan because it is not in harmony with Amer
ica's traditional and wise policy Of cyading Euro.
pcan entanglements
President Coolidge has minated that he will 60
to the senate again with the issue. He must put
up to its membership the notifications proposed
by the powers at Geneva to the various reservations
attached t. United States entry into the world
court.
Experienced Washington correspondents supposed
to know how to diagnose the political pulse declare
that the United States senate after what has hap
pened in several state elections will wash it's hands
Of the whole troublesome affair.
Action at Geneva relative to American reserva-
lions is reported T., be disappointing t. President
Coolidge and the friends of the world court plan in
the senate. Doubtless President Coolidge and the
Republican leaders have been studying the election
a marked degree to the world court issue.
Representative Burton Of Ohio has returned frcn,
attendance the sessions of the Interparlamen-
tary union at Geneva and has reported to the Presi
dent that circumstances not favorable to the
United States becoming member Of the world
court.
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SAIENFs@SIN y I
AmeAustin RfE stH sfSh@Mef

your reservation back to Indian.
apolis ,"
"No." The woman rose uncertain
~, began to waver about the room
in Il futile attempt to pack her f..
belongings. "I'm not hungry. 1t
doesn't matter about the reservation.
can always get an upper. Was
was Albert awfully mad at me p she
asked pitifully,- her redeemed eyes
fixed in humble appeal upon Faiths
calm, serene face.
Il tell you, Mrs. Ettleson," Faith
answered briskly, taking over the
packing Of the bag herself, "if l
were you, I'd never mention the
matter to Mr.. Ettleson. He'll prob
ably come home expecting you to
nag him to death about it, and if
you meet him cheerfully, all dressed
up in some new clothes, which I'd
buy right away if | were you. why
he'll probably be SO glad to find you
acting sensibly that he'll spend most
Of his time thinking up nice ways
to make it up to you. Men are such
fools. even the best Of them, aren't
thev? ?"
II guess I'm too crazy about AL.
OCSss AnS sS0AS &uouSu ebkdiU. TAG
used to be awfully sweet to me, when
we were first married, and I was
kinda pretty" Mrs. Ettleson flushed
II think I'll go back to work.. doll
myself up little, take time to ge,
a few facials and manicure every
week. It makes him jealous for me
to work in an office, but ! guess
that won't do him any HARM"
After Bob Hathaway had obtained
a lower berth for her, and had or.
dered q light, delicious dinner
which he pa;d for--sent up to her
room. and Faith had shyly but
~aruIy Kissed her goodby, the,
went down to his car in silence, tht
monstrous fact Of his engagement to
Cherry-whom- he no longer loved
whom he dcspised- stalking like AZ
evil ghost between them, holdin,
them apart.
All her life. Faith thought bitterly
she had been shielding Cherry ane
Junior, acting as a buffer between
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When a Mans a Man

!. For mary, many years it has been customary tn
consider that when youth reaches the age Of 81
years he has attained his majority and is therefore
man. The law contemplates for at that age
3ne boy ceases to be infant, under the care and
direction OF parents or guardians, and becomes a
separate entity, empowered to sue and be sued in
bis own name, to own real estate and other things
outright and in all ether ways to take upon himself
the full privilege of manhood
8 Thus we have generally accepted the proposition
Jnat the boy becomes a man at 81 To the youth at
TO- twenty-one seems a ripe and mature age but the
man q 30 regards it mere adolescence and
me oldster of GO q as the age of childhood.
NTH these various viewpoints, therefore there is
no real agreement on the age at which youth be-
comes man and the matter is further complicated
~ the ncontrovertible fact that some boys are men
~ II and some men are children at So
To get At the meat Of any question similar To
ms ~ always necessary togo to business for an
Answer, where results and not theories are the
Atandards BY which men are judged. And on this
point now under consideration the London General
omnibus company has an interesting commentary
3n which they develop the argument that q man il
Dot grown mp until he is rs years old
~ q Do not say anything against the young man
81 81" the company's statement SAYS. Aand We
ahoose men Of that age to fill vacancies O. conduc.
ors But we win not take them as drivers until they
ere q. This, according to the company is becsuse
an's fun sense a responsibility and his powers 81
1adgment are not fully developed until taet aee has
1esn rsAchsd with modern methods of educatteu.
owsvsr. there + A doubt that the youth Of 81 10
~ = bsttsr 49, a. De man than was the youth
= two decadss sCos
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them and punishment at the hands
Of their parents. She had lied fol
her, shielded her always from the
consequences of her foolish csca
pades.
And now she was called upon tc
give up her one chance at happiness
For she knew, by q dozen signs, that
Bob Hathaway's heart, bruised and
betrayed by Cherry, had turned Il
her during this last week, that il she
said the word he would repudiate his
quixotic sacrifice, and find everlast
ing peace in the bigness Of her love
for him.
And yet she knew too that she
could not say the word: she knew
that once again she would do - she
had always done-give up to Cherry
the thing she wanted most in the
world. There was some comfort in
knowing that Bob Hathaway haG
learned self-sacrifice from her, that
they both knew he was doing it fol
her sake-for Faiths sake, not fol
Cherry's.
They had not spoken . word t.
each other-Faith and Bob-wher
his car stopped before the shabby
sprawling little house in Myrtle
Street.
"Arc. you coming inr' FAITH
avoided his eyes. but she saw tina
his lean, tanned laws werc clampet
together SO that little ridges o
muscle stood out.
II guess I'd better speak tot.
Cherry" he answered in . flat, deaf
voice.
"Long" Lane flung the scree,
door wide as they advanced up th,
marrow graveled path. "Hey, Sis
There's the devil to pay!"
"Not SO loud, Junior" Faith eau
toned him, IS she stepped upon I'll
porch, Bob Hathaway. close behin'
her. flows MotherT
Asleep" he answered sullenly, bu
his voice was 0bediently lowered
"Say. what d'you think? Cherr,
ran off with my bus! Yes, sir, Fa.
and ] found it q block from the sta
ton, with the paddock pried Oft tn
doors, and her suitcase missing
What the. DEVILS she been up to, II
like to know7 It's good thing 70
her nothing. was stolen. "A cop
friend o miue-rccognized the Blu
and stood guard on It till ! com
along. Can you beat il, Sis7 Honest
that little devil"
"Whcre is Cherry, JuniorS" Faitl
brushed past. him into the livin
room.
"Gosh. 1 don't know! l just com
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NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY
CHAPTER yY

"You want to marry Cherry-in
spite of everything--in spite Of to-
day." Faith managed to speak at
last, wetting her dry lips and pass
ing q weary hand over her wind
ravaged brown hair
Il don't think ! said anything about
wanting to-" Hathaway took her
arm with gentle courtesy and led her
toward the door. But you have
shown me today the beauty of UNI
selfishness. We can't let her" he
motioned toward the bedroom where
Mrs. Lane lay stricken worry her
self into the grave"
CHERRY would be safe with YOU"
Faith said slowly and wondered why
he could not hear the heavy, grief
laden plunging Of her heart.
They went. straight to Mrs. Ettle-
sons room in the second-rate hotel,
and found her sitting. forlorn. red
eyed, hopeless huddle on the edge of
her bed. They had agreed-Faith
and Bob-that it would be better TO
lie to her, better to save what they
could for her out Of the wreckage
of her life.
"Cherry had merely gone to OAR
row for "a day with your husband,
Mrs. Ettleson... Faith told her stead
ily, her kind eyex 6lled with pity.
"They had been planning for your
husband to help hcrYo on the stage,
but there was nothing but silly
flirtatioa between them. He told US
80. and Cherry was amazed that you
could have misinterpreted her let
ters."
"Hc'll hate me for interfering
Mrs. Ettleson said duly, tears
splashing down the gray pallor Of
her cheeks.
mo, he won't. A man likes to be
fought over" Faith forced herself to
smile with gay reinsurance. go
home and wait for him. He's just
gone on his regular trip to New
York. Believe me. Mrs. Ettleson,
Cherry is not in love with your hus-
band. She's 10 love with Mr.. Hatha-
way-engaged to be married to him. =
She smiled again, but her lips were
twisted with pain. "Tell her, Bob.
"ThA4's right, Mrs. Ettleson,n Bob
Hathaway answered. Cherry simply
wanted 70 have her fling before "
were married. wanted one season in
. musical comedy 50 she could brae
about Il u her children for the rest
Of her life,. suppose. She's 4 nice
: kid, really, even IL she is little vain
over her good looks. Try 70 bslisys,
Mrs. Ettlesons that ron have nothing
TO fear from Cherry Lane. Now
6svs you had your dinner! Made
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WHAT HAS GONE BEFORE

Cherry Lane, a conscicnceless
flirt, IL playing the love game
with q dozen admirers, including
Bob Hathaway, q young archi.
tect; Albert Ettles0n, . married
travelling salesman, and Chris
Wiley, . man of bad reputation.
Faith Lane, unselfish and wO-
manly, Is in love with Hathaway,
who ad0res Cherry.
George Pruitt, rich amateur
artist. proposes to Faith on .
Sunday outing, but she refuse;
him. That evening Faith finds
that merry has disappeared.
taking most Of her clothes with
her.
Before Faith can decide what
to do, Mrs. Albert Ettles0n ap.
pears, and tells the Lane family
that Cherry and EttlesOn are
clOpinE 10 New FORK. Mrs
Lane suffers q severe heart at.
tack. Faith and Bob Hathaway
break all speed laws driving to
barrow, where they find that
Cherry and EttlesOn have boards
~ tUC ssnsesSeu bVG INCW 1Vahs
due to leave in five minutes.
At Hathaway's demand, Ettle-
son opens the door, but c0nfr0nty
him with drawn automatic. Faith,
unafraid, takes the gun from him.
Ettles0n pours abuse upon Cher.
~, charging her with promising
everything. taking everything anu
GIVING NM h3n0
On the drive back to the Lane
home town, Bob shows clearly
that he despises Cherry, who APP
pears very little worried, now
that she is safely out Of the
scrape. Faith, to save her moth
cr pain, lies about Cherry's ad-
venture, hut To Bob she shows
her hcartbreak, asking him what
IL 10 become of Cherry. lie re-.
tOrts that she had better marry
one OF the men she Is engaged
tv-and he Is one Of them.
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A THOUGHT

Am therefore become your enemy,
because tell you the. truth ?-Gsl.
ISIS.
Truth is good dog; but beware,
OF barking too close to the heels, Of
IN error, lest you get your brains
kicked out.-Coleridge.
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Flashes Of Life

Jeffersonville Indiana.-Because
the principal thinks knickers are i'm
moral and immodest. 0.year.old Vir.
ginia Allen cannot 20 to school. She
has been debarred twice : day for
three weeks. Her mother. who insists
that knickers are at least as modest
as the little short dresses other chill
dren wear on the swings 1t the school
Fairgrounds. 10 contemplating litiga-
tion.
Washington.-Newlyweds may
blush In peace In the capital hereaft-
er. The police have been ordered to
stop the tieing Of tin cans to auto
mobiles bearing brides and grooms.
Berlin.-A super-plane. with 20
beds for passengers and . freight
compartment. II being given trial
flights.
London.-A fleet Of planes that can
dive toward q battleship at 100 miles
m hour, discharge torpedoes, then
zoom ont Of range Of guns, has been
sold to Japan BY Great Britain.
San Fsancisco.--Little Bill Johns.
ton comes higher than does Henri.
Pyle offered him $4,000. Little Bill
prefers to remain an amateur.
Iowa City.-In order to live to an
active old age, youth should never
Drink. smoke or tell dirty stories, in
the opinion Of the Bishop Of London.
The advice was given 20 students 1t
the University Of Iowa along with
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~ Tee 0luN
It's almost time for the corn crop
to be ruined.
A woman managed the national
swine show at Peoria, III. Lots of
women are content to manage just
one man.
A dog on the bed breaks up more
homes than dog in the Manager.
Scientists are hunting the Queen
Of Sheba's antelope in Abyssinia.
We didn't even know she had one.
For the post Of safety director we
recommend some of those European
duelists who never get scratched.
The girls are copying Senator
Borah's Botticelli bob. But Nick
Longworth needn't have his copy
righted.
News dispatches say the ''missing
link" has been found in Java. That's
all right, but we still have our sus-
picions.
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BOlLED POTATOre

BOILED POTATOE0,
Sliced cucumbers make an ideal &C.
compartment for the fish course.
Boiled potatoes sprinkIed with pars-
ley make m attractive garnish.
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A dog on the bed breaks up more
homes than q dog in the Manager.
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~ Te@ OlmN
It's almost time for the corn Gro
to be ruined.
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San Fssncisco.-Lit&le Bill JOHNS
ton comes higher than does Henri.
Pyle offered him $4,000. Little Bill
prefers to remain IN amateur.
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Berlin.-A super.plane, with 20
beds for passengers and . freight
COMPARTMENT. IL being given trial
flights.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-03-18
SEELEY LADIES' AID
GIVES SURPRISE TEA
FOR MRS. HEATHLEY
By Press staff Correspondent

SEELEY, Mar. 1S.-The Ladies
aid tea on Tuesday was in the ma
turc of birthday surprise on one of
the members who was also one of
the hostcsscs for the day, Mrs. Eliza
Heathlcy. Mrs. hcatnley is one of
the pioneers of Imperial Valley and
has been Il stcadfast worker in the
Ladies' aid of the Scclcy church,
Twenty ladies gathered fer this
especial occasion, everyone of them
a special friend of Mrs. Heathley.
Those present included Mrs. f. Gan
non, Mrs. l.. NJ. kilgore, Mrs W J.
Shocklcy, Mrs. f. A. Hun, Mrs. 7.
\. Howard, Mrs. Jim Howard, Mrs.
Chester Noel, Mrs. \. K. Ferguson,
Mrs. ID. F. HARRISON, Mrs. John
Hogan, Mrs. l.. w. Copeland, Mrs.
Ida MAY Trammcl, Mrs. J. c. Spen-
GER, Mrs. J.>T. Oeftelc, Mrs. Mar
Gus McGcc, Mrs. Henry Frost, Mrs.
Frank Pcnnock, Mrs. c. f. Lewis,
Mrs. p. G. Nelson and Mrs. B. B.
Mastick
On behalf of the aid society Mrs.
f. Cannon presented beautiful
brooch to Mrs. Hcathlcy, with the
wish that ii should be worn on
many future birthdays.
Mrs. \. r. Ferguson had baked a
cake with a candle ON it for each
year of Mrs. Heathley's age.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-03-18
MRS. FRANK BOWLES
ENIERTAINS GUESTS
AT IRISH LUNCHEON

'omplimcnting Mrs Il. f. Lemons
and Mrs. Pcrcic Thackcr, Mrs. Frank
Bowcs observed ST. Patrick's day
by giving q pretty luncheon at her
home yesterday. From the decora,
tions on the table to the prizes, the
green and white color scheme and
Irish motif were appropriately car.
ried out
White sweet peas and foliage cen
tered the table, where clever place
cards marked the covers for Mes
damcN Pcrcic Thackcr, l.. +. Lem
ons, O. W. Afflcrbaugh Theodore
Grornr, Grorgc Tucker, Charles
knights, Philip knights, Howard
M"reat, Faui Marsh, George Bowlcs
9. !. Ferguson and the hostess.
Mrs. Morgan won the high score
At five hundred, which was the iii
version of the afternoon. Mrs.
Philip knights received the couso,
l3tion.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-03-18
SOCIAL NEWS

what it is tending toward, and some
thing of the realistic school were
included in Mrs. Burger S comprc
hcnsivc talk, which served as Il
foundation for the study of the lb
sen play.
An interesting discussion of the
life of the great Norwegian drama
tist and poet, who aroused such 4
furor with this play at the time ii
first appeared, was given by Mrs
Ray Edgar.
One of the features of the pro.
gram was the presentation of the
story Of "A Doll s House. which
was effectively given by Mrs. Frank
F. Anderson.
\ discussion of the leading char
acter, "Nora,' and that of her hus-
band, Thorvald, - who is the ere
ator of the doll S house. was
lead by Mesdamcs James W. Glass
ford, {. Z. Coggins and f. d. Jac-
obs, with all the members taking
part.
y short business session, at which
Mrs. Robert w. Campbell presided,
preceded the program.
The next meeting of the Delphian
club will be held at. the home of
Mrs. Dorsey Whitclaw, with Mrs.
Ray Edgar in charge of the pro
gram.