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Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-09-09

Berlin.-(S.A.)-In an attempt to
show that the former Kaiser, Wilhelm
H., WAS friendly toward the Jews, the
writer Of an article in the "Voelkische
Beobachter" declares that the Kaiser
has jewish blood in his veins.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-09-09
MEMORIALS

In loving memory Of Samuel Lang
who passed away eight years ago, Au
gust 9th. Sadly missed by father
mother, sisters, and brothers.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-09-09
JAD.ACHAS

Morning services are held at 6 :00 4.
NJ. Suhdown services O 100 p. NJ. 10th
Conejos and King.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-09-09
kENESIS ISRAEL SYNAGOG

kenesis Israel, Hooker street, services
are held every morning at 0 100 O'Clock
and evening at :15. Friday evening at
sunset, Saturday morning at 900
a'clcch. Il
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-09-09

III sec you Oct. 3rd at the L. A. +.
Dance.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-09-09

Don't forget tlic l.. A. +. Dance Oct.
3rd.-COrOnadO.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-09-09

Mrs. Noftolis youIl drop oss aline
, 1926-05-26
MEMORIAL DAY

IL Is a melancholy thought that Memorial Day will be
perpetuated in its original dignity only as the lists of direct sac
r1flces OF life in the cause of national wen-being are increased.
Set apart by the Northern states as a day on which their people
should honor In common the memory of the preservers of
the Unlon who had been called to a higher sphere, it was bound
to lose much of its sacred character with the numerical dwindl-
ing OF the generations most impressed by the sentiments aroused
by the great events of the Civil war period.
The Grand Army of the Republic, which more than ay
other organization, has kept alive the high purpose of Memorial
Day, has shrunk to a small company of enfeebed men,. rel
ahvely few of whom are physically able to participate in the
beautiful ceremonies that for more than half a century have
distinguished this solemn anniversary. We would, in ordinary
course, with the passing of the last of the Union veterans,
nations noble dead.
But in slight degree the Spanish-American war and in
large measure the World war enlarged the spirit of reverence for
Memorial Day and made certain that for another SO years
at least millions of Americans will pay homage appropriately
to the memory of their sons and brothers who yielded up their
lives on the field of battle in supreme service for country.
Ph1losophic minds may find in the prospect a degree of COM
pensatlon for the human losses suffered so recently.
The coronary, though, is a bitter thought: in order that
the great deeds of the nations heroic dead shall not be for
gotten and 81 cease to call forth the simple acts expressive of
a peoples gratitude which have been the familiar practices on
OF human life ever recurring. This may be the predestined
order, or a state above which man shall prove incapable of
rising. But all may hope for a change and have confidence
that the lessons of human experience which Memorial Dav
ceremonies should more deeply impress on our minds will
eventually turn the thoughts of man unalterably against war
and still leave him deeply sensible of the value of services of
the soldiers of the past which should be unforgettable and
forever prompt an annual redodication of our people to the
preservation and advancement of our common country.
And with the re-awakened memories of the dead. let there
come a qulckenlng OF the sense of responsibility to the living.
To those to whom a nations gratitude is due as defenders let
there be lacking no just recognition of the Indebtedness. lest
the outward show of sorrow fail of that which proves ex-
preston of sympathy genuine.
, 1926-05-26
COMMENCERS

Along with Spring and June weddings comes the annual
crop OF good advice to graduates. Success" is the topic. The
world receives its yearly accession of schoo-trained youngsters
responsibilities that it feels for the babies. The boys and girls
out OF school are born again to new and enlarged phases of
life experience, and the world is anxious about them.
What should seem simpler then that the world should
delegate It's successful ones to give the formula of success to the
newcomers? Pass the word along to the novices; you have
succeeded; tell them how you did it. The result is disappointing
or would be if it were taken seriously.
The oldheads can't tell the beginners the how. They
themselves know very well how little of their achievement came
about by their own efforts; how much was due to an admixture
OF chance, of favorable circumstances and boosting of others.
There is no specific direction making straight the road to
success. The elders never can persuade the boys and girls at
commencement that they are to tread paths marked with
footprints. The ptmlshc, eager, adventurous spirits, who
Tor a whole year have been accustomed to the dignity of being
called Seniors" are bent on nothing less than the conquest of
new worlds. Commencement means to commence not to finish.
1t is we'll The wisest who have lived have not made
the world what it ought to be. The job has not been very well
done. Take a chance on the "commencers." There is much that
needs commencing. We need better cities and better farms,
better government and better citizens; better business and bet
ter recreation, better industries and better arts-in tn whole
category of what has been accomplished there is nothing that
could not be better. Turn the graduates loose without too much
hampering advice. After all, each must create his world for
himself.
, 1926-05-26
Halfway Economy

Household economy is bound to
fail if it's one-sided,' said Congress-
Mary Norton of New Jersey.
=" A Jersey City man found such
fault with the household expenses
that at last his wife said:
THE only other retrenchment I
can see is to get rid of the cook. Do
you think we could get along with
out a cook John?"
'"Yes, I think we could" John
answered gloomily.
He unused a moment. frowning.
Then he said:
Eyes, if the worst comes to the
worst, you car do the cooking and
1 can get my meals at a restaurant.
, 1926-05-26
COOLIDGE STANDING PAT

President Coolidge has determin-
ed not to send a delegate to Geneva
to discuss the reservations of this
country in the matter of the World
Court. Not only do the reservations
speak for themselves, as the Presi-
dent has said, but the attitude of
this country has been made so plain
that no international conference
could possibly be in ignorance of
what our reaction would be to any
suggestions that might concertedly
offer. The Senate stipulated that
the members of the league should
officially recognize the reservations
we attached to our acceptance of
the invitation to join the World
Court.
Whether they act individually or
collectively in formulating their dec
larations of recognition can make
little difference to us. That is
their business. This country mere
.ly wants formal acceptance; it does
not care particularly by what meth
DDS the decision to accept is reach
ed. The effort to have us come
to Geneva for the parley is prompt
ed by something more than a mere
desire for information; in fact, it
is regarded by some observers as
a deliberate attempt to bring this
country, contrary to the wishes of
a majority of it's people, into closer
association with the league itself.
, 1926-05-26
GOTTRE WAS SEVERE


Mrs. E. H. Hollingsworth. North
Platte, Neb., says, After using
Sorbol-Quadruple for three days, 1
could notice a great relief. Now
my -goitre is entirely gone. Will
gladly tell my experience by words
or letter." Sorbol-Quadruple is COL
~orless, applied externally and as
easy to use as a toilet water. See
it at all drug stores or write Sorbol
Company, Mechanicsburg. o. Sold
locally at the Western Drug Store.
, 1926-05-26
THIS is

1t is encouraging to know that all the literary lights and
other forward lockers who come from Europe to lecture us are
OF the socialist or parlor pink brand. One of the latest to
from Great Britain is Gilbert Frankau, the London novel
1st. MIR. Frankau recently spoke in Chicago and it is said
he spent some of the time in tapping the socialist pffle of Mr..
Shaw and others of his British contemporaries, instead of
lectur1ng the people of America on their duties to the world.
MIR. Frankau said Il hate these communists who come here
from my land with balderash and bunk. l tell you thereyu never
be socialism in England. There are two million young men
like myself who won't stand for it." We will all hope that
Mr.. Frankau is right.
, 1926-05-26
CONGRESS AND PROHIBITION

The present congress is implacably emphatical dry and
furthermore the next congress will be of the same general
character. Some weeks ago in these dispatches the statement
was made that no matter how high the blood pressure might
rise during the prohibition debates before a committee of
congress-, in the end the congress would stand by the prohibi-
ton amendment and would instead of modifying the same
be more likely to strengthen it. That is Just the situation
which has developed. The hearings have hurt the wet cause
and even the moderate amendors now appreciate that situation.
There are crudities of various kinds particularly in the Volstead
law, but no one is disposed to take a chance by correction of
these crudities by legislation lest the opening of the door re-
suit in the wholesale denaturing of the law itself.
, 1926-05-26

The "leaps and bounds by which
automobiles are said to be increas-
ing are nothing to the leaping and
bounding done by pedestrians in
getting out of the way.
, 1926-05-26

One of the difficulties is that too
many people are looking for a park
ing place instead of a job.
, 1926-05-26

A scattering OF tourists are APP
parent on the highways. 1t is about
time for the main harvest.
, 1926-05-26

Command attention because of
the attention you give our job.
, 1926-05-26

Give your employer the benefit
of your intelligence even if you
imagine you r paid only for the
work of your hands.
, 1926-05-26

1t is said that the people are
coming out of Florida so fast now
that the state highway commission
had to put red lights at all exits.
, 1926-05-26

Keep your head cool-your feet
warm-your mind busy. Don't wor-
ry over t%rifles. Plan your work
ahead and then stick to it rain
or shine. Don't waste your sympathy
on yourself. If you are a gem some
one will find you.
, 1926-05-26

If a man puts a new idea into
successful operation he always hears
that other men had thought of it
before he did. But they only thot
of it.
, 1926-05-26

A long summer and a hot and dry
one is the predictation of an old
timer whom We have reason to be-
lieve a good weather prophet.
, 1926-05-26

It's a good bet that when one OF
these Scandanavians finally discov-
ers the North Pole he'll find an
American already there running a
hot dog stand.
, 1926-05-26

1t eve occurs to an honest mar
to assure you that he is honest.
, 1926-05-26

Boost the Stampede. 1t is Cody's
one big time of the year.
, 1926-05-26

An individual, who apparently has
never read n of its undelivered
speeches, wants to know why the
Congressional Record doesn't carry
advertising.
, 1926-05-26

Work at home, trade 1T HON
and boost the home town, and tn
town will prove a real boost to yor
, 1926-05-26

1t would be interesting to come
back a thousand years from now
and see what then is called heresy.
, 1926-05-26

Judging from the way everybody
wants to do something for him
the American farmer must be near
ly as popular right now as Santa
Claus.
, 1926-05-26

A writer wants to know why it
is that modern girls have such
hard faces. They aren't really hard
but when the finish dries on they
look that way.
, 1926-05-26

Give to the world the best you
have and the best will come back to
you.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-08-11
The Extension OF Rhode Island
Avenue to HyattsYille

The extension Of Rhode Island Avenue from the District
line to Hyattsvie Nd is again before the people who 1--we
along the proposed They called upon TO advance
$26O0O to pay the construction and to obtain rights
f hav are told by responsible officials that when the
State legislature meets will reimburse them the project
already having the approval Of the State Roads Com
mission.
The state should Of course the expenses Of this i'm
potant constructions and there doubt that u WILL
The extension Of Rhode Island Avenue will be OF immense
value to Maryland District people, Il viii considerably
shorten the distance between Baltimore and washington ana
give more direct route between the two cities 1or those
coming leaving the center or northwest sections OF
Washington.
The advantages of the extension to motorists are numerous
but there will be direct advantages to people living along
the proposed extension owning property adjacent thereto
The extension will follow the west side OF the tracks OF the
City Suburban Railway Company, Of the W. B. and T.
system There has marked development OF properties IN
that section in years. and the growth Will &c mucn
extensive with the opening Ct Rhode Island avenue a.
Our suburban Maryland friends are manfestng nvety
interest the proposition and viii doubtless unite 70 pun
The CONSTRUCTION of this extension which win connect with
the Baltimore Washington pike at Hyave is to be followed
81 the Baltimore Ohio Railroad at Hyattsvle The railroad
authorities delayed long enough in this cross
oud he compelled by the State authorities the legislature
adopt plans and proceed with the work The presumed
fayetteville.
Tie extension Of Rhode Island Avenue win divert large
of the traffic from the grade crossing puL s
will still be necessary in the interest Of the public The cost
60 the railroad win not excessive and the railroad VIII save
the paid to crossing watcmen who are on duty AZ
al hours
While there criticism Of any plan that promises to bind
che legislature 70 repay the Of the extension the benefits
20 be derived from prompt action extensive to
parenty justify the that the legislature viii act
favorablv should have done long before this In fact
Il has once before passed bill providing for the extension
This bill was vetoed by Governor Richie because funds were
not available The presumption that arylands gov
ernor has given that he will be In harmony with
the legislature when matter is again before that body
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Weep for the J. P. Morgan
Family
Family

You may you SHOULD have shed tear when you read
what Mr. Choly Knickerbocker felt bound to say in Of
his learned discussions Of New York Society about the great
Morgan banking family Put your finger on your lips whisper
low look behind you before you speak The Morgan family
81 hundreds of millions u not QUITE in society
Choly Knickerbocker knows, for he IS in society," ne
30 deep in that you cannot see bis head above the social
waves
EVERY society lady that is what she ought be- he calls by
her first name whether it be Birdie Tennie Aa what
not. .
Linnaeus could identity any tiny plant Cuver could den
4v without seconds hesitation any bug and tell you where
It belonged in the animal kingdom.
Choy Knickerbocker put his jeweed finger on any
human bug tell you just where that human bug belongs
socially he tells you positively that the Morgans do not
pbeong the very tip top stratum of society more than
June bug belongs among the epidoptera or hawk moth
among the crustaceans.
Choy Knickerbocker gives details which you shall
read and SHUDDER
The Morgan family male and female are not included in
the that dimes at Mrs Twombys Thursdays has
supper with Mrs White Sundays and lunches midweek
with Mrs Watts Sherman Isn't that TOO horrible?
Could you conceive Of living could you hope to struggle
through the week If you didn't dine at Mrs Twomblys
thursdays sup Mrs Whites Sundays and lunch mid
week. with Mrs. Watts Sherman?
You suggest perhaps that the Morgans not in that top
crust Of parasitic society because they don't CARE be
It. There is something in that
The Morgans have money. Society wants money At least
Many places where the Morgans I'M would knock
the side Of the house to make wider entrance the Nor
pans only would COME in Society" in America is only
name the second later generation Of inherited wealth.
and usually those that worked for the wealth would weep
they could their descendants
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-08-11
DIR. FRANK CRANES
DAILY EDITORIAL
TrnUeL
TraUeL
BY DR.. FRANK CRANE

YryHE Grown Prince Of Sweden, who lately. visited this
country, said:
Personal intercourse between the individuals Ct
two different nations believe to be Of the best means
Of promoting individual understanding and to every
possible cause for dstrust or dissension
ttWhat could be praiseWorthy purpose than TO
send young and from country to another
to study various sides of human. activity?
The Crown Prince struck the nail on the head Travel
is Of the best Of producing international SOIL
darity.
proposed time ago. by Mr. Flene, believe,
that the United States take all Of its unused boats and make
Avery low rate for tourist excursions to Europe
Steamship lines the light IN this matter and
making very students and others Of that kind
who would like to go to Europe.
Nothing can more expand the mind and allay national
vanity well going to see other countries Whatever
promotes travel is good for nation and whatever hnders
intercourse is harmful.
The whole passport and visa business is nuisance and
should be done away with. discourages travel instead
of encouraging it.
One of the greatest Of revenue Of France and Italy
is the tourist.
plenty of money and recognizes its cultural
debt to Europe It is willing to spend much in sending its
citizens to visit other countries.
This will make them not less. but more American than
they It is good thing and ought to be fosered
and not hindered.
T Copyright 1895 BY Syndicate
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By ELSIE ROBINSON

big, grown.up ladies and men.
There's more than one way OF
chewing an ear or kicking a shin,
and the bright, emancipated little
ladies of this twentieth century
know 'em all.
I'm a twentieth century lady
myself but do like fair play and
] hereby protest against the stuff
that some Of my sex are putting
over. This chivalry stuff is
being overdone. Time was when
the men had most of the power
and prerogatives on their side
and we ladies needed .chivalry
badly. But it's merely a fifth
ace for many of us now.
Almost any kind Of she, who
can weep loud enough and lie
long enough can get damages out
of man on the flimsiest testi.
mony in any court in this Union.
Nor is 1t always money she
wants. Any woman can blast
the reputation of any man and
often send him to prison for an
extended term by framing him"
with a tale of threatened virtue"
If one wishes to see to what
vicious lengths sentiment can go,
in the cause Of chivalry, con-
slider the cases in which torture
and murder have been condoned
in the name of the "unwritten law"
Alimony-there's another neat
graft which little sister works
when she grows up. But have
you ever heard her bowls when
some daring male sues HER for
alimony.
| admit that many abuses are
still visited by men upon defense
less women, and such abuses
should be sternly punished. But
Observation-Disclosures sister
had 1t coming to her.
AND IT'S BAD MEDICINE
FOR THE WHOLE HUMAN
RACE TO TAKE HER SIDE
WHEN SHE is THE REAL
OFFENDER.
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SAYINGS OF
MRS. SOLOMON
BY Helen Rowland

A~NA-NS
IL Deadly Sins Of Husbands
WHAT. my Daughter, are the
w II Deadly Sins Of an hus-
Eand7
For, verify, great sinner may
be cured or endured; but, he that
Is filled with little failings Is as
a splinter in the finger and q
grain of dust In the eye, con-
slant irritation, and a WEAKNESS
to the spirit.
Behold, an husband may be
faithful and upright and full of
kindness, yet harder to live with.
than pet porcupine.
Then, my Daughter, from
THESE, oh Lord, deliver thee!
From the fresh-air fiend who
shooteth the window shades up
to the ceiling and leaveth the
whole house open to heaven and
the eyes Of the neighbors.
From the care.free soul that.
droppeth his cigar ashes in the
pin tray, leaveth his shaving
brush full of lather, and wipeth-
his razor upon the embroidered
towels.
From the debater who delighteth
always to start an argument at
the dinner table.
From the optimist who lyeth
abed until the last moment, and
then throweth the family into
commissions, that he may make
the 8:15.
From the nightingale, who sing
eth at the bath-and forgetteth to
turn off the faucet.
From the efficiency expert.
who can always improve upon
the domestic regime and show
thee "a better way to do things"
From the man who regardeth
the Sunday newspaper as a one
man institution.
From the opportunist, who
WalLeCn until Qlnner is announced
and then STARTETH something.
From the busy bee, who put.
tereth about the kitchen, upset.
eth the cook, and Is forever
"mending something"
From the husband with the mi.
crosconic eye, who perceiveth the
wrinkle In the stocking, the daub
OF powder upon the eyelash. the
dust on the piano. the rouge on
the towel and the speck in the
pudding.
From the dyspeptic, who peck
eth at the steak, and withereth
the appetite.
From the epicure, who taketh
his food seriously, and speaketh
only in grunts, from soup to
coffee.
From the orator, who delighteth
In the sound Of his own voice.
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in her little finger.
Here's what happened yester-
day morning. Evelyn was on q
rampage. She had yanked Ray
mond's hair, scratched his nose,
busted his aeroplane and kicked
his shins to a fare-ye-well.
Raymond Is a patient. 'plodding
little mortal, but at last the
worm turned and he handed sis
ter Evelyn one of the neatest
upper-cuts Of the season. Where
upon sister burst into loud, wet
yells and ran for Mama.
And Mama said-"Shame on
you, you naughty. NAUGHTY
boy! You should protect your
little sister instead OF slapping
her. Only bad boys hurt little
girls. Go straight to your room
and stay there. Well see what
your father has to say about
this, young man, when he comes
home"
So Raymond went to his room
and Evelyn snuggled in Mama's
lap and was comforted.
Therefore today I'm appearing
for Raymond He being incom-
municado, I'm going to take the
stand in his defense.
Why all this protect your lit
tie sister" stuff when she's dam
aging your contours and wreck.
ing your emotions all morning?
If she's able to deliver kick,
isn't she able TO receive one?
Wen say she Is.
Moreover she NEEDED that
kick. She had 1t coming to her
as part of her social training and
no one should have interfered.
1t was high time she began to
understand the eternal truth that
she who kicketh in this life will
get slappeth in return. 1t would
save her a lot OF trouble, now
and hereafter. 1t would probably
keep her out of the divorce courts
twenty years from now. for one