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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-08-08
LfNCOLN-"PadlOcked."

"Padlocked." Paramount's pictur-
fzation of the Rex Beach story. will
be the major Offering at the Lincoln
Theater the first three days of this
week. with Lois Moran, Noah Berry
and Louise Dresser featured. Mack
Sennett's Hay Foot. Straw Foot
will be the added comedy.
Wednesday and Thursday, the Lin
coin will present Edwin Carewe's pro
duction of High Steppers." featuring
Lloyd Hughes and Mary Astor, with
Al 81. John in Sky Bound" and
Friday and Saturday. Jack Holt in
Paramount's production of Zane
Greys Born to the West" with the
Juvenile comedy. "Raisin' Cain
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PRINCESS.

Today and tomorrow. Jack Holt in
Sea Horses" comedy and news reel;
Tuesday, Adolphe Menjou in "A So
cial Celebrity" and comedy; Wednes-
day. Julian Eltinge and Ann Pen
nington in Madame Behave" hodge
podge scenic and comedy: Thursday,
Ben Lyons in "Bluebeard's Seven
Wives" and comedy: Friday, Douglas
MacLean in That's My Baby" cpl
sode 8 of The Winking Idol" com
edy and news reel; Saturday. Jackie
Coogan in "Old Clothes" episode 6
of THE Bar c Mystery comedy and
AeSop'S Fables
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Today and tomorrow. William Boyd
and Elinor Fair i'm The NolCa
Roatman." Pathe news. comedy.
Back TO Batching": Tuesday. Lew
Cody in Monte Carlo. Fox comedy
His Own LAWYER: Wednesday and
Thursday. Leatrice JOY in Ewes
Lovers" Pathe comedy. Boys VIII
BE JOYS" and Pathe news Friday
Lewis Stone in "Whst rools Men.
comedy, "A!s 'Iroubles"; Saturday.
Toni Mix and Tony in Yankee
Senior" and Fighting Hearts.
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CIRCLE.

To-day and tomorrow, Ernest Tor
renee. William Collier. jr.. and Georgia
Hale in The Rainmakcr,' and Andy
Gump comedy: Tuesday. Pola Eegri
and Tom Moore in Good and Naugh-
ty'; Wednesday. Richard Dix in Say
II Again; Thursday and Friday
showings and 9 pm; Lon CLANCY
in The Road to Mandalay." with
Lois Moran. Owen Moore and Henry
i. Walthall, and comedy. Al st. John
and Lige Conley. "A Pinch in the
Nose: Saturday. Norman Kerry in
Under Western Skies" and Alberta
Vaughn in Fighting Hearts, Sunday
and Monday, Reginald Denny in Roll
ing Home: special. Comdr. Byrd $
trim TO the North Pole.
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keyed on a pitch of intensive work.
and ! have been too long at IL 70
change my habit &C loving to work
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COLONY.

To-day Peter r. Nyne's More
Pay-Less Work and Lupino Lane in
His Private Life. tomorrow. Alma
Rubens and Edmund Love in Isl
IBERIA" and Nicely Edwards in ''Where's
My Baby: Tuesday. Virginia Nalii in
Watch Your Wife" and Cliff Bowes
in Don't Stop: Wednesday. Betty
Comrson in THE Palace of Pleasure"
and Charles Chase in Charley, My
Roy. Thursday. Bessie Love in
"Lovey Mary" and Mermaid comedy.
"Creeps"; Friday. Jack Holt in Born
TO the Vest and Edna Marion in
Movie Madness; Saturday. w. c.
Fields in It's the Old Army Game"
and Our Gang in Monkey Business. 1"
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a few pictures year, unless he wants
to run the risk of impairing his repu-
tation by Indifferent quality pictures.
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HIPPODROME.

To-day and tomorrow. Gretta Ms
sen and Lionel Barrymore in The
Lucky Lady Fox comedy, The
Heartbreaker": Tuesday and We'd
uesday, George Sidney and Alex
ander Carr in Partners Again.
news and Mack Sennett comedy,
cold Turkey; Thursday. Dor
rowed Finery' and Fox comedy,
Friday, "Lightnin',' also comedy:
SATURDAY, Johnny Hines in Live
Nire." Fighting Hearts and Fathe
news.
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TAKONlA.

To-day and tomorrow. Jack Holt and
Esther Ralston in The Blind God
dess." supported by Ernest Terrence
and Louise Dresser, and Pathe News
and comedy: Tuesday. Adolphe Men
lou in "A Social Celebrity" and Rich
ard Talmadge in The Better Man:
Wednesday and Thursday, Rim Tin Tin
in The Night Cry" and comedy, "El-
sic In New York; Friday. II. B. War
ner in Whispering Smith," Pathe
News and Fighting Hearts No. II :;
Saturday Fred Thompson in The
Two-Gun Man." Aesop Fable and
pomedV
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SAVOY.

Today. Irene Rich in The Pleas
ure Buyers and Cliff Bowes i'm Hold
'Er. Sheriff tomorrow. Agnes Ayres
in Morals for Men" and Aesop Fable;
Tuesday. James Oliver Curwood'S
When the Door Opened" and I'm
perial comedy. "A Flaming Affair.":
Wednesday, Owen Moore in White
Mice" and Bobby Vernon in Page
Me-; Thursday Mae Busch in The
Nut Cracker" and Glenn Tryon in
THE Hug Bug; Friday. Dorothy De
Wore in The Social Highwayman
and Q. Henry's Elsie in New York:
Saturday, George Walsh in The
Prince of Broadway" and Buster
Brown comedy. Busters Orphan
PARTY -
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YORK.

To-day. w. &. Fields in ITS the
Old Army Game" and Aesop Fable;
tomorrow, Bessie Love in "Lovey
Mary" and Mermaid comedy,
''Creeps''; Tuesday. Dorothy De Wore
in The Social Highwayman and
Hal Roach's Never Too OLD: We'd
nesday, Jack Holt in Born to the
West" and Edna Marion in Movie
Madness; Thursday. Lon CLANCY in
THE Road to Mandalay" and Sennett
comedy. Wandering Willies": Fri
day. sgd Chaplin in "Oh, What a
Nurse; Saturday, Norman Kerry in
Under Western Skies" and Lige
conley in The Tin Ghost"
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1T would not care for the enforced
periods of idleness during the search
for stories. My whole career has been
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PARK.

Today and tomorrow. Pola Negri and
Emil Jannings in Passion" and Park
News Events; Tuesday. Evelyn Brent
in Secret Orders" and Dorothy De-
wore, Walter HERS and Tully Marshall
in Hold Your Breath: Wednesday
and Thursday, Mary Philbin. Lon
CLANCY and Norman Kerry in The
Phantom of the Opera: Friday. Flor
ence Nidor and Edmund Lowe in Bar
bara Frietchie'' and Richard Tai
madge in the Might Patrol: Satur-
day, Florence Nidor, Jack Holt and
Noah Beery in Sea Horses" Charlie
Chase comedy. THE Uneasy Three"
and chapter of THE Phantom Po-
lice" matinee only,
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OLYMPIC.

Today and tomorrow. Aileen Prin-
gle in THE Wilderness Woman,
Pathe news. Sennett comedy. over
There; Tuesday. Gretta Nissen and
Lionel Barrymore in THE Lucky
Lady" comedy I'm the Beauty Par
lor'; Wednesday. "A Poor Girls
Romance: comedy, Mummy Love:
Thursday and Friday, Belle Bennett
and Lois Moran in The Reckless
Lady" Mack Sennett comedy. cold
Turkey" and Fox news; Saturday
MY Own Par with Tom Mix and
Tony. Sport reel. Learning How"
and comedy, TOO Many Relations. ="
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Photoplays This Week
HOME.

Today. W. c. Fields in It's che
Old Army Game" and Aesop Fable:
tomorrow. James Oliver Curwood's
When the Door Opened and Nelly
Edwards in Loves Labor Lost" ::
Tuesday. George X. Arthur in The
Boob" and Lige Conley in The Tin
Ghost; Wednesday. Madge Bellamy
in BLACK Paradise" and Sennett COM
edy. Hot Cakes for Two: Thursday.
Buck Jones in THE Fighting Buck
aroo'' and Glenn Tryon in Say 1t
With Babies: Friday. Dorothy de
wore in THE Social Highwayman'
and Wanda Wiley in "A Thrilling
Romance: Saturday. Jack Hoxie in
THE Border Sheriff. Our Gang in
Monkey Business and The Radio
Detective" No. 10.
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LEADER.

Today and tomorrow, Milton Stills in
The Making of O'Mally," Phantom
Police serial and comedy; Tuesday and
Wednesday, The Blind Goddess.
comedy and Fox news: Thursday and
Friday. Conrad Nagel in Exquisite
Sinner" news and Chaplin comedy:
Saturday. The Bat" Phantom Police
and comedy.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
Arizona S Mining Men.

Douglas has had the honor entertaining
pnold representation of the mining men,
interested in producing beneath Arzona soil come
from oterent companies scattered throughout
working in the general aim is constantly
- increase lower the cost production
sbe employed in the business and
possible to enable the the of the finished
product The men who have meetings. in
Guiding inspection modern methods
Oeins installed are the leaders combined
forts keep Arizona producer of certain metals
chiefly copper interesting the men oreaber an
nuay to give each other the results Investigations
during the year just passed mining who have been
IN the city recent days various states
and including association to which the mining
belong
The mining like every industrial effort depends
constantly keep abreast the times Modern
methods in mining. safety those engaged in the
industry keep mining on high plane as business
Those subjects subjects included under those
general headings discussed
and Douglas for the annual interesting we of Arizona
= on win the production Of copper here recently
the fastest laid across the Atlantic
Copper is the base development the telegram
and telephone distinctly as Main sor the auto
moO 1t is interesting to note that telephones this
un Just about that OF the number
qued both for the automobile radio is
constantly calling for eliminates the
strands Of wire necessary he telephone
The secretary the mining assembled
mere the otn evening OF trip he had made China
where being been produced for
more than 1000 There produced local
sumption onythat sonly enough
lon and the that getting much for
their
ducon that prevails here in
Arizona Cooe labor over ouous
trail their trip requiring more than two DAYS onlv
lump coal used being transport
way the speaker declared mining
conference here were meaurgsta chemists
continually working
this state cannot be estimated
Douglas is glad had here.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
WITH EDITORS
"A STRANGE CASE.
(Bisbee Review.

keeping good keeping man
OF many months has the
state OF somnoence
hopping story by the of
cton or the ma9 efforts Of
h best newspaper talent
evangelist that she womans story
never has been shaken One
correct defled
attorneys office that kidnapped The
times
each instance there lacking
The cPherson is of the
the southwest disappeared ocean Nav
IS
theory that she
% these doubtful
on the location OF the shack to that
None having been found
Mcpherson had been held captive,
gotten their efforts story woman
Of bathing doubtful the
authorities and newspapermen would have
On the of it, pocu
the seldom a Then
when she appeared in
she again doubted That
will proof
day of the if there has by
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
AR1zoNA's Go-GErTER IS HERE.
Miami Silver Belt)

Arizona go-getter in m today. Senator Ralph H.
Cameron, this
state supporters
the Miami distrtoday will eight at
the theater.
Senator Cameron discuss
entering foreign countries
The bringing passage of the act
for the building outstanding
ments the
the Coolidge dam accomplished other
representatives this in any
which finally Encouragement
claim was impossible of realization.
But Cameron it!
protection of the copper industry OF
the and those
to the residents Of the mining
which primary in daily lives now and
the residents
of Miami than statehood Coolidge dam.
The scales price of
copper When down,
dependent pinch
Business payrol miners
suffer, The whole community is depressed
The competition of
Latin Americas slowly industry
Unless conditions copper
accorded industry country
tinu to languish it has done for
finally extinguished.
Ralph Cameron has met other
Arizona with the prompt
Today find him in similar
miners OF the against the competition
labor
Belgian Congo
He has carefully conceived
well remedy.
Mamian n subject They go
hear rally his
uphold loyal fight which he
is making them
Particularly and especially
assembled in Cameron tonight
e brings of vital import
nparaby nerwoven with the great
copper industry of this state
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
Stewards Washington Letter
BY CHARLES r. STEWART
NIGA Service Writer.
BY CHARLES p. sTEwART

WASHINGTON-Let Harry Wardman
build the new embassy the British gov
ernment is planning to erect in Wash
ington and Ambassador Sir Esme How
ard will find a diplomatic job on his
hands compared with which he'll think
war debt settlement didn't amount to
much. ri
Not that Wardman isn't a capable
contractor
Probably no other man in the coun-
try has done more building. He's an
Englishman, too. Originally he was a
bricklayer. Now he's multi million
aire, having acquired his roll in Wash
ington real estate and construction op-
erations.
But he's non-union.
There are number of reasons why
the Washington Central Labor Union
has been keeping sharp eye on him
in connection with this job of em-
bassy building.
For one thing, he sold the land on
which the embassy is to stand to the
British government.
Then there's his nationality.
He also made trip to London re-
Gently and it's understood he took
with him quantity Of plans, blue
prints and specifications. For the new
embassy? The Central Labor Union
wouldn't wonder. a"
The other day a huge steam shovel,
with Wardman's label on it, numbered
into the embassy sites neighborhood.
1t subsequently developed that the
shovePs mission was to open a new
street but Washington union labor's
first thought was that it was about to
begin excavating for the new embassy
building.
There was a row in minute.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
Narrow Escape

A good politician, successful poll
tician said Senator Guy Goff, at a
Washington banquet, has the persis
tency of poor Joe Blackburn.
When Joe Blackburn was a rising
young man he chanced to attend an
execution in Louisville.
The scene was a solemn one. The
sheriff, before he adjusted the moose.
asked the condemned man if he had
anything to say.
NO. said the poor fellow, clearing
his throat, mo, l don't believe there's
any remarks that"
But here Joe Blackburn shouted
cheerily and eagerly from the crowd
Iof spectators:
SAY, Jake, if you amt got nothing
special to say, L wish you'd give me
about IS minutes of your time, old man,
so as to let me tell these good friends
gathered here that Tn. candidate for
their suffrages, and to lay before them
some reasons why"
watt" said the condemned man
"Wait! Is that Joe Blackburn's voice
/ hear?"
yes. Wait" shouted the crowd
Il thought So" said the condemned
man. well. he can have my time He
can have all of it, But go ahead and
hang me first, and let Joe Blackburn
talk afterward"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
Some Guide

Everybody takes crack at the ma
tions finances except the man who
knows something about them,' de-
clared Secretary Mellon recently. "The
average man does. not realize that in
ternational finance is as different from
other lines as selling soap is from
teaching dancing. And most of these
would-be prophets can only see the
situation from the viewpoint of their
own particular business, like the sailor.
IA traveller asked sailor on a New
York dock where the postoffice was.
Darned if 1 know replied the sail
or What's the color of her funnels?"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
Knew His stuff

Zane Grey attended a dance between
fishing trips at Catalina. After he
and his partner had collided with sew
eral other couples she remarked:
II guess, Mr.. Grey, that you are
pmuch more at home in a boat than you
are on a dance floor"
Right, madame" answered the au-
thor promptly. Il had rather steer a
hundred men in a motor-launch than
one woman, any day
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
They glimpse grief
sash d0uUn The depot old No
son it is very doubtful if it ever will be disclosed or

Mrs Mcpherson is doubtful disclosed or if
she will of
never nerfact
CRIME committed 1t also generally person
suspected he either suspicion But
the of Aimee Sempe Mcpherson
from all indications will be
will be solved the satisfaction
that Will absolutely
continue believe
gardless whether will lust as manv
who always will suspect her of having
wide publicity
Pherson probably will picture, it's place
history with
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
More Truth Than Poetry
by JAMES j. MONTAGUE
REVISED IMPRESSIONS

REVISED IMPRESSIONS
We always have pictured the lovely
coed
AS a girl with crowd of boy bud
dies,
Who never would bother her pretty
bobbed head
With those brain tagging bothersome
studies.
I'VE thought of her dancing. around
with the vim 8rE aH9t#
OF the strong and unwearyine gram :
pus-
gym,
Or the night clubs just off of the
campus.
We thought that her boy friends came
round after lunch
To take her to afternoon dances,
Or out to the movies, along with the
bunch
To look at the heart-throb romances.
We thought she went out in the gath
ering gloam
To the jazz shops to dance herself
dizzy
And never was likely to show UP at
Till the time when the milkman gets
busy.
But now we discover she tolls like a
Turk
AT the various tasks that are set her,
That her object in taking her course is
to work
And she don't allow boy friends to
pet her.
She sits in her dorm till quarter past
three
In quest of unlimited knowledge
And all that she wants is to earn her
degree
And get all she can out of college.
We live and we learn as we travel
along,
We ought to take hearsay with pru-
dence,
Some day we may learn we've been
equally wrong
In the notions we've formed of boy
students
There ARE some of these who are
noted as grinds
But others we've met, on OCCASION
And to make us believe they have
serious minds
Would take quite bit of persuasion.
NO PLACE FOR A PACIFIST
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
lB6AlBI(S

An old-timer is ono who can look
at the sun and tell the hour.
Yawning is fine training for eat
ing corn on the cob.
You can hop back into bed with
a clear conscience if you go answer
the phone when the alarm clock
rings.
The fellow who has been afraid
to take off his long underwear
might as well keep it on now.
Ether and contentment are great
sleep producers
Don't worry about tomorrow.
You'll do better. Or you'll do worse
1t all depends upon what you do
today.
Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Incl.
Germany and England are to be con-
nected by direct telephone service.
Siam has shortage of paddy, the
unhusked rice, and rains are delaying
ploWing for the new crop.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
Mixed DESCENT

Several little boys and girls were
discussing their ancestors, and one OF
the girls had just stated that she was
pure Scotch, as both of her grandpa
rents had come direct to Canada from
Scotland.
When she had finished, snub nose
little fellow began to tell of his fam
lily tree. I'm Canadian, French, Swed-
ish and Lutheran" he stated.
There was silence for a moment
when one of his bright young COM
panions spoke up.
by golly! No wonder you're so
freckIed! Province.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
Abe Martin

No matter how gOOd-natured am in
tcreStcd folks seem while you're tell
i'm 'em about your children, nObuddy
really wants t. hear about 'em but ther
gran paremtSt Bull fightin'S purity
cruel, but jest wait till "a religious war
comes along.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
The Freezlng P0int

Perhaps it is best after ALL" re-
marked the rejected suitor as lie lin
gered in the hall "a man of 25 would
soon tire of a wife who lowered around
the 80 mark"
why, Mr.. Ardent" said the woman
in the case, how very ungallant OF
you to insinuate that 1 am 32."
well, perhaps you are not" he re-
piled, "but it certainly struck me that
you were somewhat near the freezing
point weekly Scotsman.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
Plucked From the Plains
ReguIar GenernI

Two Irishmen were discussing the
late war
I wasn't at the front, but that don't
make no difference | was a soldier
just the same said the first.
Soldier! Don't make me laff Man
you were no soldier. You went to a
training camp and drilled. and wore a
soldiers uniform, but you got to have
coolies to be real soldier"
We'll" returned the other, maybe
you are right. but if that is so. Pat.
you've the next war won already"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17

Territorial Fair Commissioner
Oscar Coll arrived yesterday from
Tombstone and will spend some
time here rounding up exhibits for
the fair. He states that Cochise
will have a most creditable dis
play, especially in minerals.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17

Col. Fl II, Pickett arrived last
evening from Tombstone on legal
business and incidentally to do
some political fence construction in
anticipation of the first state elec-
tion when two senatorships will
depend on the result.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17

Insurance companies and business
houses of New South Wales are fight
ing the government plan of issuing in
surance policies at lower rates than
those of private companies.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
Does. 1t.

Roberts Eve a question to ask you.
Leo: All right shoot.
Robert: If boy is lad, and the
lad had a stepfather-
Leo, deeply interested: Go on.
Robert (walking away) Does that
make the lad stepladder?-CIevela
News.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17

Word was received yesterday that
Fl. E. Grace, who recently return
ed from his wedding trip and was
stricken with typhoid, is critically
i'll in the Copper Queen hospital in
Bisbee.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17

George H. Kelly left yesterday
for Santa Barbara, where Mrs. Kel-
ly is still in the hospital Following
an operation for appendicitis.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
NOT so INAPPROPRIATE

Uncle Sam is called Uncle Shylock
Shylock, if we remember rightly also
got dished out of his loan and in
terest.
Copyright, 1926, Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17

The Crystal Ice company has sold
it's business to the Douglas I'm
proVement effective at once.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17

A LITTLE HOPE LEFT
About the best a pedestrian can ex-
pect now is that he won't be hit by
anything but Rolls Royce.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
Sixteen Years Ago

LIT. Homer J. Kuhn and DR.. w.
A. Greene, who several months ago
took up the matter of a national
guard for Douglas, announced yes
terday that they expected the pro-
posed company to be mustered in
about October /.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
Where she stood

Attorney w. B. Ward tells of the
utterance of client he once had in
kansas City that he regarded as a
classic in finality. The client was Of
ebon hue and was asking to be di-
vorced from what she termed the most
nocountest, triflingest man that breath
ed
Judge Birney figured such excoria-
tion indicated another suitor some-
where in the background. BY clever
questioning he attempted to wiring
from the irate witness that there was
another man in the case, but she stout
ly denied such inference and continued
with the denunciation of the hapless
spouse After an hour the court de-
cided the plaintiff had earned her de-
cree and so indicated, but in passing
judgment he observed verbally that the
plaintiff would in all probability be
married again within month Dis
regarding formality and even with con-
tempt the woman took her stand in
front of the bench and fixing Judge
Birney with her eye she exclaimed:
Judge, the man I'd marry again amt
been born yet and furthermore his
mothers daid.'
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17
ProbabIv WOMB Grnduntc

'How is your daughter getting along
in cooking school?"
She flunked on biscuits."-Ex'
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17

Alf Hagen, San Francisco, took
a message aboard the H. F. Alex
ander the other day, stayed too
long to find the addressee, and
was carried to Seattle. His salary
went on while he enjoyed a vaca-
tion, and the steamship company
paid his return.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17

The so-called Gloomy Dean William
Ralph Inge of st. PauFs, london, is
perhaps not so gloomy after all. In
his article "On Frivolous Subjects" he
displays a sense of humor, although of
somewhat mild order. In telling of
his experience as schoolmaster he
cites the following remark of one of
his pupils:
christians are only allowed" one
wife. This is called monotony."
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17

NO PLACE FOR A PACIFIsT
Greece rhymes with peace, but that
is as far as the resemblance goes
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17

An old-timer is one who can look
at the sun and tell the hour.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-09-17

Yawning is fine training for eat
ing corn on the cob.