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The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04

Prescotts frontier celebration will start on
July and continue until the fifth. Prescott has
made a nation wide reputation with its annual
celebration for delivering the goods and putting
on an honest exhibition of western sports. Prizes
won by cowpunchers and other exhibitors are
won on their merits. Trick men or trick ponies
are not a part of the real show-real men have to
deliver the real goods. While trained animals
may be used there is no attempt to camouflage
that element of the entertainment. Now, Flag
staff is going to ''camouflage' lot of Elks as
'49-ers behind whiskers of two months vintage
and carry on as it was supposed the old trappers
did during that times Both cities swap visitors
and neither one of them can hardly take care of
the people who flock in to have good time dur
ing the celebrations.
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04
THE HUMAN SIDE
OF LIFE
Only One
. + + r. : = !

Only One
One Of the toughest towns in the
southwest was in the throcs Of a first
class race riot. Even the mayor grew
nervous and wired the governor for
armed assistance. When the train
which was to bring the soldiers pulled
into town there we're several fires
roaring near the station, fusilade
Of shots going, and the hoarse growl
Of q maddened mob could be distinct
~ heard in the distance. A big man
wearing six-gun and carrying a
train. He was Bill Mcdonald, the
sawed-off shotgun, stepped off the
famous Texas sheriff.
"How many men have you?" asked
the mayor
There amt no one but me-" re-
piled Bill, "You amt got more than
one riot have your"
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04
Ready to Deal

J. Jones owned grocery. One
morning he opened his store and in
about ten minutes the mail man
handed him a letter. He opened it
and there was d big black hand. He
had never received black hand be-
fore and did not know what it meant.
The letter said: "Mr. j. Jones, gro
ceryman-Send us $4,000 at once or
We will murder your mother-in-law. !"
He sat down and wrote q letter in
reply:
Il haven't $4,000 to send you, but
am greatly interested in your propo-
sition. Please send further partieu-
lars"
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04
A CONSTRUCTIVE NATIONAL POLICY

w E. Humphrey, a member of the Federal
Trade Commission, speaking to the Economic club
of New York, said:
I express the faith of the majority of the COM
mission as it is composed today, when | say:
We do not believe that success is a crime.
We do not believe that failure is a virtue
We do not believe that wealth is presumptively
wrong.
We do not believe that poverty is presumptive-
ly right.
We do not believe that industry, economy, hon
esty and brains should be penalized.
We do not believe that incompetency, extrava-
gance, idleness and inefficiency should be glori-
fled.
We do not believe that big business and crook
ed business are synonymous.
True, we will give closer scrutiny to big bus-
ness, because of its greater power for good or
evil
We believe that 80 per cent of American busi-
ness is honest.
We believe that 90 per cent of American BUSH
ness is anxious to obey the law -
We want to help this 80 per cent of honesty
We want to control or destroy the 10 per cent
that is crooked.
In this endeavor we want your help. Weshope
to deserve it.
A policy as sound as this, is bound to encourage
industrial development, the investment of capital
in productive enterprise and the employment of
labor at good wages
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04
Editor C. 0. Anderson af the Wilcox Range

Editor c. O. Anderson Of the Wilcox Range
News, announces that the News will be under the
management of L. J. Fulmer after June I, with
the understanding that Mr.. Fulmer will become
owner of the plant later. For the past eight
years Editor Anderson has given his people a
full measure for their money He insinuates that
this is a young mans age and that he is only
Keeping step with the age Editor Anderson may
have other reasons for stepping down, and we
are inclined to believe that he has, for this is "any
mans age Certainly this is any mans age.
Eighty and twenty go hand in hand-its only
how they have treated their years.
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04
Bossy's Philosophy

Inc Call
Mother, it's nice to be calf
And all day ronp and jump and
laugh.
Just watch me skip and gallop-
WOW!
I do not want to be COW
And staid and quiet be like you
And never say thing but 'Moo"
The Cow
It's nice to be care free and wild,
And shout and play all day, my
child;
But use your calf's brains, | ap-
peal!
A calf become a cow-or veal.
Wouldst be COW, my darling, OR
Veal outlets in butcher store?
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04

Since June /, trout in Oak Greek have been
compelled to look out for themselves, the state
laws having turned them over to the tenderhook
mercies of the fly casters. A trout under seven
inches can do as he pleases, since the law advises
the catcher to turn him loose, but the seven-inch
fellow has no protection from the frying pan on
account of his growth and possible education.
We're merely mentioning this as man to fish and
fisherman
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04
THE WORTH OF DOLLAR MEN
Tucson Star

General Andrews wants to commits
sion all officers Of the law as prohi
bition agents and pay them one dol
lar a year. That worked finely dur
ing the World War. The heads Of
big organizations stayed in Washing
ton and drew down big expense ac-
counts while their factories piled up
huge war profits. Wonder if the
peace officers Of each community
would be able to get away with a
profit on their commissions
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04
The Perfect Beauty

When she cut her hair she never
said it was to save time in the morn
ing. While it was short she never
justified it by saying it was 50 COM
fy. When she decided to let it grow
she was never heard to remark that
single bobs were getting rather
common. Now that it is long again
she never tells how light and wavy
it IS or says she can't do a thing
with it. She is the perfect beauty.
If you ever meet her grab her.
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04
All Wrong

Gladys Martin tells an amusing
story of a former patient, editor OF
a New Bedford newspaper. The edl-
tor had been very i'll. and the doctor,
after feeling his pulse, said to Miss
Martin in an undertone:
"Poor man-circulation almost
gone"
The sick man raised himself on his
elbow and shouted: you're a liar,
doctor. We have the largest circu-
lation in the state"
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04
. Proposing

- proposing
Jean, do ye ken I were here Mon
day night?"
"Aye."
"And again Tuesday and Wednes-
day and last night, and here ! am
again 2"
aye"
"Wumman, do you no smell rat 2"
Saving
Whats a saving sense Of humor,
pa?"
''I suppose. my son, it's the kind
possessed by people who always want
the joke to be at the other fellows
expense"
Oh, a wonderful bird is the pelican!
His bill holds more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Food enough for week
But I'm darned if | see how the he'll
can.
Oh, a burly big brute is the bison
At the front, but the other ends wiz
en-.
But, still he can run,
Like a sonofagun,
And, if you're what he's chasing,
you're hisen.
Sophistication
North: ''Dobbs must have Won
derful education" !"
West: What makes you think
so?"
North: "There are so few things
he believes in"
The country lad had just deposited
a nickel in a pay-station phone.
Operator: Number, please z"
Country lad: Number? Say,
you'd better give me my chewing
gum quick!"
'4Do you think he will make good
stationary fireman.
you'll find him the most station
airy fireman you ever hired"
Come One, Come All
Patron: do you serve Holsters
here?"
Waiter: Certainly, we cater to
every one.
Let Down the Bars, Mary
Teacher: what is pasteurized
milk?"
City pupil: 'It's milk you get
when you leave the cows in the pas
ture.'
An itching pain signifies that You
are about to receive something.
An itching head shows that you
already have something.
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04
Consistency

The chairman of the suburban town
Improvement committee, whose plans
include paving the streets, cutting
down the trees, extending the trolley
line and putting up motion picture
theater, is always the man who
moved into the suburbs because ne
had to get somewhere where ne
could smell good clean earth"
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04

The worst slam that we have ever heard
against the Grand Canyon is the story of a
young fellow who brought his bride to the Can
yon on their honeymoon trip back before the war
and she was speechless when she saw it. It oc-
Cured to him to come back several years later
to see if it would work the same way-and he was
disappointed because they hadn't improved the
place sufficiently to produce the same effect it had
originally.
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04

BVD-ElKrim, chief of the Riffs and ruffles,
has concluded to turn his hand over to France
and Spain and has turned in his cards. He
speeded things up over there for a year, right,
wrong or Indifferent.
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04

This is not an advertisement for fly sWatting
manufacturer, but we would suggest that at this
time of the year it would be a good scheme to
mark down each fly killed, by you or other
friends, then multiply this record by one million
per each fly killed-wounded flies not to be
counted.
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04
What Price Calories?

Patron (crossly): "Say, waiter,
what are these black spots in my
cereaI?"
Waiter (after close inspection); "I
dunno, sir, unless it's some of them
vitanlines every one is talking about
now"
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04

Ignorance has caused all the wars the world
ever had Brains could settle troubles. Ignor-
ance is afraid of Brains. Then com the COM
plications Of course we are speaking of honest
brains Ignorance is usually looking for trouble
and is ably assisted by Jealousy. When they join
up with ambition for power, the combination is
absolutely against the welfare Of the all others.
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04

Mildewed Mildred says she cannot understand
why reports from the life insurance department
of the state will show large increases in premi-
unls paid, when the Health Bulletin shows that
the death rate has not decreased, pro per quid.
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04

That administration senators are falling one
by one in the primaries because of their standing
by President Coolidge, is the claim now being
made by democrats. This is not true. Some have
fallen, but the real inside dope is that they fell
because of local differences and their own per-
sonality or lack of it,
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04

Smith and McAdoo are said to be in favor of
aboshing the two-thirds rule in the Democratic
But what they ought to do is not to
find some easier way of nominating Democrats,
but of electing them.
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04

Verde Ex Woman Hurt" suggests a headline
in Jack Moore's Bisbee Review. While we do not
agree with Jacks editorial idiosyncracies, it is
seldom that the Review goes against nature as
this headline would Indicate Sure, women have
done many things indicating desire to out-bald
and out-overall the men, but, er-really, Jack,
Just what is an "eX-wonlan?-
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04

Wasn't it tough luck that Chancellor Luther
should be able to brave all the perils of the
League of Nations and then lose out because of a
little disagreement over the colors in the flag?
The Coconino sun., 1926-06-04

applicable
$0OO) dollars during the month"; though
may fallen below $4,000 for short me and the rule does not apply
savings
The Washington times., 1926-05-28
DELAY IN meyer
QUIZ likely

Speaker Longworth has referred
to the petition for impeachment Of
District Attorney John p. Meyer.
and other Pittsburgh Federal off
cials accused Of maladministration
in office to the House Judiciary
COMMITTEES, but because Of the mass
of work confronting that body no
speedy action was anticipated, + was
learned today.
The impeachment Of District q
Columbia Commissioner Frederick
Al. Fenning is now before the Judict-
arv Committee with Indications that
.ft may be two weeks before q re-
mort will be- drafted. Members tns
formally declared that unless the
Pittsburgh charges were well founded
an investigation might not take
place until the next session Ck
Congress-.
Representative Graham (R-l e.
Pennsvlvarlia, had not studied TIE
irnpea chment petition presented hy
Georee q. Ross, Of Ptttanur lls
when the House convened today ana.
indications were that the Gust
appointment OF a subcomn1if tee ox
investigation might be delays
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1926-03-25
Observation-Disclosures
SUNNYSIDE
Observation-Disclosures

The Sunnyside school organized a
club Friday afternoon, March 9Th, and
elected the following officers: Presi-
dent, Mabel Nine; vice-president,
Cecil Snyder; secretary, Wilbert Hol-
Ter; treasurer, Leonard Sollars; edi-
tor, Jessie Moon. Every other Fri
day afternoon there is to be a pro-
gram. The parents are cordially in
vited to watch their children respond
to their duties as members Of "Sun-
nyside Plunge Club"
By the program and the social that
was held at the Sunnyside school
house last Thursday evening, you can
tell that the boys and girls are living
up to the name of the club.-"Real
Plungers," they are!
Mr.. Herman Beckman, Mr.. Earl
Lee, Mr.. Bert Shaffer, Miss Cleo
Dewitt and Miss Ocie Greathouse
were calling on Mr.. Harry Moon and
family, Sunday.
Mr.. David Mosser was calling on
Mr.. E. G. Moon Sunday.
Mrs. L. L. Stahl remains very i'll
at. this writing.
Miss Ocie Greathouse is spending a
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1926-03-25

Browning brothers were on the air.
Maffett's store was packed with eager
listeners, all of whom enjoyed the
music.
Miss Mabel Glotfelty spent Sunday
with Miss Elva Savage.
There will be an old-time spelling
match at the McHenry school on the
evening of April 18th to which all
are invited.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. 7. Knox visited at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. John Long
on Sunday.
Mr.. Bryson Glotfelty and sons Ma
son and Naylor were here on Sunday
There will be an Easter service at
the U. B. church on Sunday, April 4th
at 1880 p. m.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1926-03-25
McHENRY

AS we walked into church today
We knew that spring was here,
For Easter bonnets, bright and gay,
On all sides did appear.
Miss Annabelle Glotfelty was the
guest of Miss Margaret Glotfelty on
Sunday.
Mr.. Donald U. Maffett spent the
weekend in Oakland on account of i'll
ness.
Miss Lillian Harvey was the guest
of Miss Effie Glotfelty, Sunday.
The people of this community were
very much interested in the broad
casting program from Pittsburgh last
Saturday night at which time the
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1926-03-25
ArbOr DaV Program.

On Thursday evening the Deer Park
Community Club will celebrate the
coming of spring with an Arbor Day
program. A stereopticon lecture of
so slides will be given and plans will
be discussed for the identifying of
Deer Park. The public cordially in
vited. The meeting will be held in
the Deer Park school house at 1880
o'clock, March 25th.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1926-03-25

few weeks with her sister, Mrs. Brat
ford.
Mr.. Earl Sines and daughters,
Goldle and Carrie, and Miss Raynolda
Rhlnehart were the guests of Mr..
Charlie Nine and family, Sunday.
Mr.. Ben Dewitt and family were
calling on Mr.. Abe Dewitt's Sunday.
Mr.. Paul Riley was calling on Mr..
Ray Arnold and family, Sunday.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1926-03-25

PUBLIC SALE-Of Personal Prop
erty at farm located two miles west
of Deer Park, on Wednesday, March
81, beginning at l o'clock. Sale will
consist of horses, cows, farm imple-
ments, Household furniture, etc. G. z.
ZIMMERMAN acknowledgements 81"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1926-03-25

Send your Job Printing to The Re-
publican Job Printing department. 1t
will be done correctly and promptly.
The Pleasantville press., 1926-07-02

Of yesterday, with no one living
on the premises. The funeral
home, the firms members say, is
here to stay, and funeral direct
ors are slowly recognizing this
and adopting them.
Another advancement the firm
has made is the Funeral Coach,
the first in the city, which is now
entering its second year of ser
vice. In Atlantic City five funeral
coaches are in service, while on
the mainland but one is being
used.
Another feature of the firm Is
that it handles the Belmont Dou-
BILE Leadcoated Steel Caskets,
which come in the natural metal
finishes, such as Old Silver and
Bronze, also wood finishes, such
as mahogany, walnut and oak, and
the cloth finishes, that is the met
al casket is covered with all styles
of cloths and pushes. The Bel
mont Metal Casket Company is
the largest Metal Casket Manu-
featuring company in the United
States, and is the only company
which gives a written guarantee
for it's casket without any evasion
whatever.
The Pleasantville press., 1926-07-02

1917, for $3924.
fJ Situate in the City of Atlantic
City. County of Atlantic and State of
New Jersey, and being lots No. 119.
| 121, 1913. 1875, 1877, 129, 131, 1873, 1876,
1877. 1S9. 141. and 143. in Section No.
/ 3, Salt Lake City, and the same lot
numbers in Block 233 on Atlantic
, City Tax Map.
The legal title to the above des-
cribed lands and premises is now
vested in George C. Ackerman.
Cd Situate in the City of Atlantic
City, County of Atlantic and State
| of New Jersey.
Being lots Nos. 12O, 122, 1874. 1876,
1913, 1870, 1872, 1874, 1876, 1873, 140, 142,
l44. las, LAG. 147, 148. in Section No.
l3, Salt Lake City. and the same lot
numbers in Block No. 233, Atlantic
| City Tax Map.
cribed lands and premises, with the
exception of lot No. 1856, is vested in
Emile Bake.
Lot No. 1876 is vested in Somers S.
Lake.
The title to the said premises is
held subject to mortgage held by
Mary Marshall and a judgment of
| the Egg Harbor Commercial Bank,
entered against Sillmac Realty Com
pany, William Mclaughlin. Emile
Bake, executrix of the Estate OF
Charles A. Bake. deceased, eight
hundred nineteen dollars and seven
teen cents. debt, and forty-five dol
lars and eighty-two cents. costs
which judgment was assigned Aug
ust IL, 1915, to Emile Bake.
(h) Situate in the City of Atlantic
City, County of Atlantic and State oi
New Jersey.
129. 1s1. 1ss. 1s5. 1877. is9, l4l. 14s 3.
Section No. 4. Salt Lake City. and
the same lot numbers in Block 1884
Atlantic City Tax Map.
| The legal title to the above des-
cribed lands and premises is now
vested in Emile Bake, subject to
a mortgage held by Mary Marshall
and the judgment specifically SET
forth in subdivision G, hereof, held
by Emile Bake. in the sum of eight
teen cents. debt, and forty-five dol
lars and eighty-two cents, costs
| ID Situate in the City of Atlantic
City, County of Atlantic and State Of
New Jersey
Being lot No. 159, Section 4, Salt
Lake City, and also No. 159, Section
234, Atlantic City Tax Map.
The legal title to the above des-
cribed lands and premises is now
vested in James 3. Fowler, subject
to a mortgage held by Mary Mar
shall.
Cd Situate in the City of Atlantic
City, County Of Atlantic and State oi
New Jersey.
Being lots Nos. 1872. 1874, 1876. 1913
1870. 1872, 1874. 1856, 1873, 14O, 142, IA
LAG, 148, $50. 152. 154, 1856. 1853. 100
161, 1862, and 1853, in Section No. A
Salt Lake City, and Block 234, At
lantic City Tax Map.
The legal title to the above des-
cribed lands and premises is now
vested in George Frescolm, subject
to mortgage made by Mary Mar
The Pleasantville press., 1926-07-02
Something New
For Every Firm
So Say Adams and Cunning
ham, Local Funeral
Directors.

There is something new, no mat
ter what business you may be in.
So say Adams & Cunningham,
we'll known funeral directing firm
Of this city, who point with pride
to three new services they have
given the Mainland, Funeral
Home, funeral coach. and the
Belmont Lead Coated Steel Cas-
ket.
With the thought that this city
Is a thriving one, and therefore
deserving of the best, the firm has
brought the innovations to this
city. 1t was the first firm in this
section to adopt the Funeral
Home, place that one may deem
1t, a pleasure to know that their
deceased loved one is in a horne
and will be treated with respect
and not think of funeral home
as the ordinary undertakers' store
The Pleasantville press., 1926-07-02

Road, (4) Along the center Of Clam
Road north fifty-seven degrees and
forty-four minutes west, six chains
to the place of beginning, containing
8A acres.
[ have nominated Robert e. Stee-
die, Elwood f. Kirkman and Louis
Romano, Commissioners, to divide
the said tract of land into two parts
of one-sixth and five-sixths, each re-
spectively and unless proper objec-
tions are stated to me at the Court
House in Mays Landing, New Jersey.
on the 18th day of July, next. at
$50 A. NJ daylight saving time).
the said Robert e. Steedle, Elwood
f. Kirkman and Louis Romano will
then be appointed commissioners to
make partition of the said lands.
pursuant to an act entitled AN Act
Concerning Partition"
Given under my hand this 5th day
of June. A. d. 1926.
HERBERT c. BARTLETT.
3F32 Judge.
The Pleasantville press., 1926-07-02
-Pleasantville Press, twice each
week, Tuesdays and Fridays.
ORDINANCE NO. a12.

AN ORDINANCE providing for the
condemnation of certain lands.
specifically herein described. taken
by the City of Pleasantville, for
the purpose of acquiring right OF
way for the installation and MAIN
tenance of it's sewerage force
main leading from it's pumping sta
ton in the City of Pleasantville to
point in Beach Thoroughfare, At
lantic City. New Jersey. the legal
title to which said lands is vested
as herein set forth.
Whereas on August 18th. 1925. an
ordinance was passed by the Com
mon Council of the City of Pleasant
vile and upon the same date ap-
proved by the Mayor, entitled, "An
ordinance providing for the purchase
and installation of a cast iron force
main extending from the main pump
Ing station of the sewerage system
In the City of Pleasantville, New
Jersey, to point on Beach Thoro-
fare. Atlantic City, New Jersey. and
The Pleasantville press., 1926-07-02

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN that
on application to me by Joseph b.
Martin, of the Township of Egg Har-
Dor, in the County of Atlantic, State
of New Jersey. who claims an undi-
vided five -sixths part of all that GER
tain tract or parcel of land situate
in the Township of Egg Harbor. in
the County of Atlantic, and State of
New Jersey, bounded and described
as follows: BEGINNING at a point
in the center of the Clam Road, dis
tant, seven and sixty-five hundredths
chains southeasterly from the north
corner of land owned by the West
Jersey Railroad and runs % North,
thirty-two degrees and fifteen min
utes east twelve 90100 chains, (2)
South, eighty eight degrees and six
teen minutes east six 96-100 chains.
60 South. thirty-two degrees and
fifteen minutes west sixteen 50-100
chains to the center of the Clam