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The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
Natural Sleeping Positions.

When the physician enters the
sick-room, the first thing his
trained eye encounters is the pa
tient; the second observation fol-
lows instantly-the position of the
invalid in bed. Physicians know
from experience, that the sick man
who persistently lies on his back
is, nine times out of ten, in a SER
ious condition; the patient who lies
on his side comfortably is the
more favorable case.
If you have a child who sleeps
on his bacl-the dorsal positi0,-
continually, you had better TIC
him to your family physician for
a painstaking examination. If one
can and does lie on either side by
preference, instead of on the back,
the chances are that he has no or
ganic disease of at least four of
his principal, vital organs.
1t has been a pleasing sight to
ne many hundreds of times when,
1t the morning wis.,, ! found my
loablc-pneumon,a case, or acute
T vcr-casc Of any kind, snugly on
his right side with his knees drawn
up costly. The position told me
almost as much as the thermom-
c.er and the stethoscOpe.
Tn, position of choice, for
healthful sleep is, the right side;
a posture that permits drainage
from the stomach, and, allows free
heart-movement.
The adult female should sleep on
either side, with the upper limb
fexed toward the abdomen-the
lower Strengthened to its full
length, the body inclined as though
to sleep ON the face; this is the
pose that insures healthy circula-
ton in the important pelvic
organs. To sleep in the erect posi-
ton, as Grandpa does, in chair,
is not good practice.
/ am an earnest advocate of the
'twin bed" for couples. Sleep is
much more beneficial when undis-
turbed by a restless bedfellow.
Next Week.
WALKING"
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About 2fOuK
H@a2Eh
BALD HEADS.

There is perhaps, no major mas
culine affliction that defes the
search for cause so stubbornly. Be-
ing at sea in this important re-
spect, we theorize, usually after
all prospect of cure has vanished.
Badness claims one redeeming
trait-it is painless. Perhaps if
falling hair was attended by suf-
fering, fewer heads would be neg
lected and the shining dome"
would be more rarely met with.
There is, of course the mental
anguish that goes with being bald
headed-the mute admission of age
and inCOmpetenCe-the rebuke Of
the mirror.
A friend of mine-a clergyman,
and a profound scholar, attributes
nine-tenths of badness to the in
discriminate use of the comb and
brush in the barber-shop. He is
confident that badness increases
with the frequenting of the ton
serial parlor, where a common
brush and comb are applied to con-
secutive heads without sterilizing.
He reasons that this brush and
comb come in contact with at least
a dozen diseased scalps daily, and,
that misunderstanding microbes are
carried from patron to patron.
The barber disinfects his lather-
cup and razor, but his precaution
ends there; he applies the universal
brush and comb, finishes the Gus
toner with a flourish, and parks"
the carriers on a shelf to await
the next. My friend never per-
mits the use of the comb and brush
in the barber-shop-and he has
beautiful hair. He predicts a race
of bald-headed women, now that
they are regular patrons of the
shops. Maybe theorizing will de-
velop the antiseptic bath for comb
and brush between customers
who knows?
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
DEFrank Crane Says
eNwrisHo~ao
BE YOURSELF

A common slang phrase now is
"Be Yourself"
1t is used in various instances.
It has a good deal of intelligence
in it. Few people object to you when
your motives are considered to be
sincere and genuine. You are only
Objectionable when you put on mot
ives that do not belong to you.
The thing people do not like most
of all is to have you think that you
can deceive them. AS long as your
actions are genuine and real they
know how to deal with them, but
when they are convinced that you
are endeavOring to overcome them by
trying to borrow words or actions
or motives from someone else, they
do not like it.
So they tell you to "be yourself"
Of course we cannot express all
of our emotions or feelings perfect
ly. There is a certain amount of
self-control required by ordinary de-
cency, but at least those feelings
that we express should be those that
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
Improving she Eyes Good Looks

1t IS difficult to set down any de-
finite rule for use of eye makeup,
but the most important point to bear
IN mind is just what effect you are
striving to obtain when you apply it
and then work until you get that
particular effect. Coloring, vividness,
shape and size Of the eye must be
taken into consideration, but tempera-
ment is also veryim pOrtant. Eye
makeup is frankly artificial, an d
should be used only by the type who
appear to best advantage in an ex-
otto mood. If you belong in that
class, you will undoubtedly obtain
some flattering and arresting results
by the use of eye makeup, but if you
are the demure, unsophisticated type,
obviously eye makeup is not for you,
except perhaps a tiny touch to darken
the lashes. Liquid mascara empha-
sizes the lashes and give them body
and coloring without beading them.
Whether you bead them or simply
color them don't shade the eye heav-
lily on the inner corner. By doing
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
D. B. c. STUDENT
HIRED "BY WIREp

Plenty of business school, l.
tween Atlantic, Iowa and T y De-
yet Attys. Boorman & WHO
wired Dakota Business CoIIae more
a capable secretary. Paulin. P 3 IoF
man, just completing her GAG naCl-
was sent. Similarly, Attvs. C C.s'
q Remington of Lisbon. enos a.'S
Edna Mueller on her last dsy' 's'o
e.I Legal positions are exactino. m.
Dakotans," with their aefgs u Uu'
zneSs training (copyrigbted-1n,0oaJIl-
talnable elsewhere) are eoualto So,
job. Leading courts emplovtb.r1.. y. !.
fine salaries. Watch results @P q, a
low the Successful" Wri,.F VI
Watkins, Pres. 800 Front St, Far -
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

are ours unquestionably and not
those we think we should have.
A good many people are sorry for
themselves, not because of the hard
time they have, but because of the
hard time other people think they
ought to be having. 1t is very easy
for a preacher or an actor or some
such a one to think that he is work
ing hard when everybody says that
he IS. If he would honestly look at
himself and consult his own feelings
alone, he would realize that he is
not working hard at all.
Self-pity arises from a sort of bor-
rOwed notion Of ourselves.
Oliver Wendell Holmes. said that
there were several Johns in one per-
son-the man John is, the man John
thinks ne is, and the man John 9TH
er people think he is.
If everyone of US could distinguish
between the man we are and the man
other people think we are, it would
do much to facilitate our getting
along with each other.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
Nov. 14.2Oth

If your birthday is this week you
are Impulsive energetic, independent
and fearless. You are quick TO de-
Side and act, and while in many in
stances your ideas are exceedingly
progressive, your pertinacity, grit
and determination impel you to Her
culean efforts which usually result
IN overcoming all obstacles and
achievements of your desires.
You are irresistibly attracted by
enterprises and projects characteriz-
ed by novelty, daring, uncertainty,
and the more difficult and daring
the project the greater fascination
it holds for you. You are never con-
tent with your accomplishments,
however, regardless of how great the
achievement, and each victory only
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to further efforts in 9TH

spurs you to further efforts in 9TH
er fields.
You are a natural leader, and
have great executive ability. You
are reserved, and rather inclined to
live within yourself. You are not
easily cOaxed or frightened, yet you
display much reverence and respect
for people of renown who are cultur-
ed and refined and occupy positions
of authority and influence.
Men born during these dates be-
come financiers, lawyers, Judges,
jurymen, politicians and lecturers.
Women born during these dates be-
come musicians, decorators, nurses,
dieticians, and teachers.
James A. Garfield, Pres. U. S. was
born Nov. 10. Billy Sunday, Evan
gelist, was born on that date.
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a more than generous amount.
wouldn't tell Curtiss until ! had Sc
cured the shop. Then I'd call him
to come to a certain number down
town. He would find me bare-head-
ed behind a counter and wearing a
smock Lavender would be lovely for
Thankful and myself and then, what
would he say?
(Coninued next week.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

living room door at tbo
dropping to his knees and 4,ne To
a strange noise Crawl,
sound like the neighing 81 meant
A dead silence GREETED H.; y hos.
something wrong he Ioa Nm, Sels,,
the amazed faces of neor 1I Up ir6
ner. F0Opie at m
Inc party was next door.
90
More Appropriate
Cay boy, getting into ta.;
James" 'a'd: Hon.
Driver e What dye mean au
James me this is a public tari - Hone
wei then "Home Jesse
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

OWAA SlAClASlA4. WHICH was A1O1AC
"ThanIie's in the Kitchen" she an
nOunced, putting up jam. Go on
back She designated the rear of
the house with a wave Of her hand
and rudely started towards the sit
ting room reading as she went.
The pantry was a large and cheer
full place. Sunshine filtered through
dOtted-swiss curtains edged in blue
bingham and Thankful was standing
by white, pine shelf mixing the in
gradients for cake.
81 was told that you were putting
up preserves" l said, after she had
greeted me cordially and urged me
to sit down. 81 suppose Kitten told
you that. Shows how much she
knows about what's going on back
here" she smiled indulgently. 81 fin
ished those an hour ago, "she nodded
to a cupboard which held row after
row of glasses, all of uniform size
with fresh parafifin tops. The grape
jelly shOne like old Burgundy in the
bright morning light and there were
also pars of golden marmalade with
bits of lemon peel and spices which
Thankful said Kitten liked with tiny
hot biscuits and tea.
"You smart thingw l exclaimed,
"and what kind of cake is that COM
plicated thing going to be 2"
Chocolate marshmallow fud g e."
she enumerated, "the kind Addie
address,"
The jelly then was made for Kitten
sand the cake was the kind Of which
-Addie was especially fond. Always, it
seemed to me, this lovely girl was
shrinking of someone other than her
self.
"Where is Addie now?" I asked,
"She's taking a business course,
she replied, Mother disliked the
idea intensely but" she blushed, 1T
seemed necessary with things so
frightfully dear. And Kitten just
couldn't go out in the world. She's
the baby you know. Just a minute,
she flung over her shoulder, while
I put this in to bake" could see
her through the door as she tested
the oven, changed the damper on the
antiuuated wood stove and then re-
turned.
81 was thinking if you really meant
besides play that l might be able TO
suggest a thing that was offered to
me-" she began, resuming the con-
versation which we had started at
the circle meeting the day before
"Well, / am serious about it and
if you'll just tell me what ! can do
/ certainly will be glad. You see,
nothing but sit over a bridge table
or chase about to luncheOns where
you see the same type of people
and talk about nothing but dieting
give anything to try my hand at
something else"
"That's the way l had you fig
ured out" she replied, 'you looked
to me like a person who was strain
ing at a leash, struggling to free
yourself from conditions which held
you too close. So it occurred to me
that you might love a proposition
which, as l said, was made to me-"
please tell me all about it." /
urged.
ITS a book shop" she announc-
ed, "there is the most charming
place on Twentieth Street down
town that a Russian owns, but he
wants to sell out and go to France"
con Twentieth Street." / unused,
What place it it? I don't seem to
know it at ALL"
"No one does because it hasn't
been opened to the public yet. You
see he fixed up the place and then
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

TOO ROBUST.
his wife, who is Parisienne, be-
came very unhappy here so he de-
cided it would be better to sell out
and leave before he spent a lot
more money advertising and getting
the shop properly launched. He is
! willing to get out for much less than
he spent"
GLOW thrilling!" l cried, "really,
Thankful, l can't imagine anything
more fun than owning a cunning
book shop and running it myself
How much does he want for it,"
She smiled. 81 love your enthus-
iasm," she said, 81 believe you're
ready to write check but I wouldn't
want you to do anything until you
talk to him about it and see the place
for yourself"
"But it sounds perfectp l de-
clared, chow on earth did you know
about it?" l asked.
"Well you see I've always had a
passion for books. I took a library
course at school and if I'd been rich
| should have been a collector for
there isn't anything that gives me
more pleasure than association with
books. / thought I'd get a position
in the library here after father pass
ed on but Kitten and Addie didn't
take to housekeeping so 1 felt that
it would be better for them if
stayed at home"
Yes, l thought, while Kitten fitted
about to parties and Addie went out
to some interesting work and mingl-
ed with people, forming stimulating
contacts and getting colorful expert
ences, while she stayed at home to
cook and sew and drudge her life
away in drab and monOtOnous rout-
inc!
Suddenly l had an idea.
Listen, Thankful. Tell you what
I'll do. want this shop and I'm
going to have it, but / need your
help. don't know a darn thing
about books. All / can DO is discuss
Michael Arlen and Carl Van Vetchen
and other authors of best sellers as
they come along, but when it comes
to real literature I'm total blank.
The only decent things I've read
were at college and I've forgotten
most of them. Turgenef, TOlstoy
and Balzac sounds like a salad dress
ing on a transatlantic liner to me!
But" l concluded, Il could handle
the modern stuff and you could lord
it over the high-brow department.
HOw's that?"
Her face cleaned. Her deep
brown eyes shone like stars. "Oh,'
she breathed, chow wonderful that
would be! All my life it has been
my dream. Books. To be with
them. To touch them, to rustic
their pages and to smell them! The
very odor of books spurs my mag
nation" she dreamed for a moment,
then swiftly her expression changed.
"But how" she asked, would moth
er and the girls get along"
"Never you mind about that.
You'll earn enough to hire a cook
and a. girl to clean up and have
something left over for clothes be-
Sides"
"Kitten does need a new evening
dress. She's Just at the age when
she goes to a lot of dances and per-
haps if went to work Addie would
not have to take a job"
"Call your friend and tell him
we're coming down. Please"
She went to the phone and while
She was away my thoughts played
with the fascinating idea of the
shop. Just that morning my father
had presented me with a check for
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
Thankful Brown Tells SaIIie Her Plan


The next morning exactly ten o'clock rang the doorbe
of the Brown residence which located hillside in the
oldest part Of While waited for be answered
looked around The house gave evidence of prosper
past and though sadly in need of paint felt
nstinCtivey that in the hOlyhOCks and margolds
and aspur would add their quaint bossomng the place
which was evidently of other times
The yard enclosed by fence which honeysucke
and roses would climb in the spring.
The garden which stretched both sides of the old brick
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

walk, I'D of Thankful and knew she spent many
hours there. Violets grew either side of the path
pretty young girl of about opened the door
plain that she all the odfashiOned
type Her all of the generation and
there bit of rown between her eyes, if she
scented being called from novel she held in her hand
Instantly knew that this Of hankus sisters whom
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

WHO CAN TELL?

Hubby at dance "Say-didn't l
see you out on the porch kissing some
shiek ?"
Wifey:- ct was awfully dark
I thought it was you dear"
"What time was it? Maybe it
was"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
What price Beaut3]
-bN miss 7EzoA>

Evewhoe loneliness tradition tells
perfection of the Eden Since that
me toOOny they subtle about -have
sstenty had throughout the
little beauty the ideal of greater beauty those who have the will
10 changebut the
of them
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
so SHE SFNT TT BACK

Rastus:- Glow done yo'ah ole lady
like de new washin' machine you done
buy foah her?
SAM "She jes' can't get used
to it foah some reason. Why ebbry
time she done get in it de paddles
done knock her down.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

The diamond-shaped pocket is
particularly smart on this sports
coat of black and gray wool plaid.
Patricia Avery explains that she
didn't lose the other pocket-it is
supposed to be that way. The very
newest!' The gray fox collar is
very fattering.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

is all the cash I have, but will send
the other three dollars Wednesday"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
LIES MIRROR.

Iii u = IFLIItALNNNs
800. .. Reflections by Panne. @.- -...--
If in the plan Of things
What is meant will happen to me
Then must not sigh, but only try
To find what my purpose be.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

81 could hardly wait
till morning came so
that l could find out
W h a t plan Thankful
could have had in mind
Il hoped it would be
something l could do"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
CAN YOU BEAT 1T?

Officer "I'm sorry lady but you
can't turn around in the middle Of the
block"
''Well, I'll try think 1 can make
it alright"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
OTHERWISE RIGHT

You're all beaten up again. Have
another row with your wife,"
mo, not a row-just the same old
story. She's right and I DIDN'T agree
with her quick enough"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
Il SIirhf Errnr

"A SugnT ErrOr
The preacher was on his way to
attend a party for the children Of
the congregation. Leaving his hat
and coat in the hall, he opened the
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
DIRE CIRCUMSTANCES

Pullman Passenger "No thank
you don't need brushing off,"
Porter eyes you do sub, abs
brOkew
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

him with a poker, sold the parlor
furniture and eloped with a vaude-
vile actor. 81 wanted to ask you"
said the husband, eff you can't think
up some grounds for divorce?"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
MODERN An

For Rent-"Bungalowette just built
with garagette- ktchenette-
ette-parlorette and pOrchette."
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

Man may learn to fly like bird
but he'll never be able to sit comfort
ably on a barbed wire fence, says
Jed Hopple.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

A New York man went to a law
yer the other day and said that his
wife had called him names, beat
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
THE GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY

The old offender insisted he was
innocent but the judge failed to be
convinced.
eff you swore on a hundred bibles
that you were innocent wouldn't be-
lieve you. I'll always believe the OPP
posite of what you say you're such
liar"
"Well, yer honor-I'll plead guilty"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

The city lass leaned upon the fence
and watched the farmer as he drove
"a big steam roller back and forth
over the field.
81 suppose you are pressing moth
er earth's dress ?"
Farmer "Nope, Plantin' mashed
potatoes"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19
SOUNDED IKE SWEARING

Willie:- ''The preacher was here
for dinner pop"
Papa "You don't say so ?"
Wilhe:- eyes he was and he swore
about the dinner just like you do only
he put his hand over his eyes,"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-11-19

A preacher said to his congrega-
ton: There is a certain man among
US who is going with another mans
wife. Unless he puts five dollars in
the collection box his name will be
read from the pulpit" When the
box came in, there were nineteen five
dollar bills in it and two dollar bill
with note attached, saying, "This
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TUNDRAs OF WESTWARD
 BLAZING FOR MANY DAYS

A heavy tundra fire has burning between Kanatak and north to the Bristol Bay region for many days, local arrivals from the Westward say, The air was heavy with smoke as the steamer Starr passed by en route to this port. It is stated the worst fire is on the Kanatak side. No one has made report on it thus far so as to what extent of area is ablaze and other particulars cannot be learned at this time.
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MRS. HENDERSON, HOUSE GUEST

Mrs. c. c. Henderson, wife of Supt. Henderson of the San Juan Fishing & Packing Company, was among the arriving passengers in Seward yesterday on the steamer Starr. Mrs. Henderson boarded the vessel at Uganik and while in the city is visiting with Capt. and Mrs. O. A. Johansen.
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PUTTING UP GOOD PACKS

At Squaw Harbor 10000 cases of salmon have been packed to date and at False Pass 1000, arrivals on the Starr yesterday report. At the time the vessel was at the canneries mentioned, each plant had two or three big scowloads of fish ready to pack.
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SEWARD CHURCH SERVICES

Sunday church services in Seward will be as follows:
 At the Episcopal church al 11:3D a. m. morning prayers and seTmno, services conducted by Wm. A. Thom- as.
 At the Methodist church Sundgy school at 1O:30 a. n. and preaching services at o'clock Sunday veeniDg, conducted by the pastor, the Rev. Thomas Philip Graham.
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