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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
BE Young, Carry On!

Would you like to keep young? Then forget your
birthdays and just keep working
Chauncey Depcw will be 80 years old on April Is.
The other day he gave the following as his views on
working:
Il consider that my best and most important work
was performed between the ages Of Is and go Most
Of the active knew who have died did so afte:
they had quit working 1t is much worse to rus:
away than to drop away
Depcw thinks it unfortunate that supreme court
justices in New York state have to retire when they
are 70.
"Often they are at the height Of their usefulness
at that age said Depew. Take the example of
Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes of the United States
supreme court He is 50 and probably more active
than any other justice the supreme court bench
with the possible exception Of Chief Justice Taft
Depcw is right. 1t is in the looking forward, the
having something to do On the morrow the hopes
and dreams of the future that we live best.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
A Leg For Money

Three human legs have been offered one James
Tatom Al, who, losing leg in railroad acct
dent broadcast his plea for to be grated
upon the lcgless stump
"How much will you pay?" runs the tenor Of each
letter from the three who would sever their own
limbs to give to this man.
y If one but knew the tragedy that turks behind the
masks that each of these three wear! What grim
reality of life SO fearful that, for yellow gold, they
would part with warm. living, pusing flesh and
blood itself?
x Desperate indeed is human being who will fight
fown that fiercest Of all human instincts, self pres
ervaton, and willfully mutiate the body even for
gold!
81 Love of others be the only answcr-a child
rryng for food education, mother hungering
for one little taste Of luxury after barren life.
u This is the reason that has made men throughout
the whole epic of life stamp down even the fierce
Instinct Of sef-preservation, and mount to higher
sthngs on an more gigantic instinct-love
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
Our Walter JOhnSOns

There is noticeable at this time Of year tendency
especially among people who think they belong in
the "inteectuar' class, to bemoan the extreme pop
ularity of such big league baseball stars as John
son, Hornsby Cobb, Ruth and the rest.
It's bad thing they say, to fill the minds of
young boys with excessive admiration for mere
athletes. 1t distorts values, places too much en-.
phasis on the physical side of life.
4 Perhaps there's something in what they say. 1t
is regrettable that no American boy yet
known to select Isaac Newton or Calico his
beau IDEAL regrettable, but natural.
Yet the ntellectuas miss the point. 1t is the way
of bays and young men to admire the doer, the man
-of action. And in land that produces such cx-
qusitc doors Gerald Chapman Martin Durkin
and the likc--shouldnt We be mighty thankful that
there are few Walter Johnsons and Rogers Horns
bys to give our children heroes that more whole
some to admire?
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
(Official City, State and County Newspaper)
All Is Tolerance

Hcrrn. Illinois, and Calcutta India, are IA long
way apart but the atmosphere in neither place is SO
healthy.
If you are Moslem and venture into the Calcutta
moonlight for stroll, the chances are that you'll
go home with several Hindu daggcrs between your
ribs.
If you live in Herrin, where the American types
of Hindu and Mcsem say it perennally with pistols
and machine guns. you may pick up stray bit Of
lead anywhere along the Rialto.
The old world is fine hater, but America has
the newer methods. At the next worlds fair COM
petition along this line would be distinct attrac-
ton We could almost count American genius
to produce the best samples of diotic intolerance.
Herrin offers only of the brands We have
here. The days would be most nane without
some little incident of brotherly love- One day Il
creed out in Kansas throws up barrier between a
mother and her six children because the parent has
been immoral as to bob her hair. Another day
Iowa town chases teacher away because the
younger population found pleasure in learning the
Charleston under her guidance
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
Memorials

The Liverpool Medical Association desired to
memorate the great services which f. L. Paul, emil
nent surgeon, performed for mankind. Instead Of
erecting the conventional bust, the association has
made bronze cast of the surgeons right hand, the
hand which made possible delicate and critical oper
atoms
If this form Of commemoration becomes fad, We
may expect to casts of Ann Penningtons knees,
Lady Astor's eyes, Marion Talley's larynx, Charlie
Chaplin's feet, Jack Dempsey's fists and, possibly,
Mussolini's martyred nose.
This may be age Of specialization when even
parts of the body may lead to success. But,
after all, it is the mind which is the directing force
that makes all things possible. For the average
person. the mind expresses itself best through the
character Of the face.
A bust Of surgeon Paul would probably be more
enduring monument and greater inspiration to
other physicians than the bronze cast
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

"Tum, tum, te, UNI" hummed
Mister Tingaling thoughtfully. "Where
do we go from here ?"
The Twins looked in the big rent
book. There are lot of people in
Out-ofDoor Land who haven't paid
their rents yet" said Nancy. "Mistcr
Coon hasn't paid his"
Highly tightly! Then off we go,
before he spends all his money on
new spring suits and ncckties." said
the fairyman. "My oh. but it's hot.
Aud all those stairs TO climb in the
old hickory tree! mean in the Hick-
Dry Apartments. But come along. |
guess | gotta reduce anyway. wish
/ could change laces with my pocket
book. wish it was as fat as | am
and that | was as thin as ii is. Come
along!"
Nancy and Nick laughed merrily.
They knew that nice kind little
Tingaling didn't mean word of it.
He could have had his pocketbook
filled by this time with fairy money,
If he hadn't been so kindheartcd.
Tim, tum, tc, UNI, hi, tum, diddy
oh! Come along!" said he, starting to
climb the stairs as fast as his little
Idt IcSS WOulO go.
When ut last they all reached the
top, the fairyman had to sit down on
the last step. He was putting like
locomotive going up a hill.
Suddenly a door opened and Mister
Ringtail Coon pokcd out his curious
nose.
whats all this rumpus about 2" he
demanded sharply. ut sounds like
someone cooling SOUP
Cooling soup!" shouted Mister
Tingaling. "Ho! That's a good one!
If you'd set kettle of soup on my
head, Mister Coon. it would boil in
five seconds"
"We're collecting rents" said Nick,
getting down to business. "Is your
rent all ready, Mister Coon?"
Rent cried Ringtail. '.Rent!
| often must ! pay it,"
Every fairy month";" spoke ,p
Nancy, for Mister Tingaling was still
putting too hard to talk much.
Ringtail twirled his mustache and
whacked his tail on the floor as
though he was thinking very hard.
And indeed he was. He was think
ing, IF l pay my rent, ] can't buy
! that lovely necktie with the sky-blue
mosquitoes all over it. And if L paw
the rent, can't buy that beautiful
handkerchief to tuck in my breast
pocket-the one with lavender grass
hoppers and pink snails in the cor
ners. Oh, dear, II pay my rent |
can't buy ever and ever so many nice
! spring things want, and they won't
| call me the Dude Of Out of Door
Land any more."
But suddenly he began to smile.
He smiled and smiled and smiled SO
hard that even the hot little fairy
man stopped hopping and putting to
Stare 1t him. g
| For Ringtsil was no dummy and
he hadn't been racking his brains for
| nothing. He had hit on plan, and
"A ne worked II properly he would yet
be the owner Of the mosquito necktie
ea
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
HER3!!QS!W!N!S Nv, WAY
bYa Girl Of TodaV

Il confess, Mamie. did not see
just how that determined young man
was going to bring all his plans to
pass and when he left me ] told jim
as much. Then | learned he was the
son Of Hathaway who owns the res
| taurant,
"'lou are in luck, judy said jim.
81 hope SO, Jimmie | told him,
and Mamie perhaps this is the begin
ming Of something fine for both of
us.
II know one thing. If l do get
the money and Il job both at once,
we'll look up the best voice teacher
in town and ask him--how long two
hundred and fifty will last
Mamie turned toward me with a
little happy gurgle.
"Do you know. Judy" she said.
Its all the bunk about girls not
helping each other. They are much
better to other girls than men are to
each other"
With this she flopped back on her
pillow and prepared for sleep.
was just DOING off when she
awakened me with little shake.
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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
HOW IT HAPPENED

II noticed, Mamie. that while was
telling about losing my bag. Mr..
Hathaway kept getting more and
more angry. At last he interrupted
me with:
"The fools! think I'll go down
there and punch their heads.
"I think you and |, jim, could
clean out the place and if anything
like this happens again we will have
to do it. The idea Of suggesting such
a thing to girl like Miss Dean!
"'Your money was stolen and l
wouldn't put it past some one of that
rotten crowd that was accusing you
Of al! kinds Of pan handling games
to have done it himself.
"One thing that is certain. The
Beaux Arts restaurant will have to
pay you that money back and it can
get the money away from that bandit
crew if it wants to.
"Have you an idea, jim, that any
question would have been made about
it if Miss Dean had not been found
alone and fricndless in this city,
"'Not the slightest, Jerry
"Well. you just watch me put the
fear of God into Them
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
or 4esoI"s Romance = oalrn sd's"hs' a 4t hshrny'
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sn. Learned About Women


Milkshake. plotting something
terrific cut ot pot. lowered over
the stove, This was u large iron
plate set On four brick feet lie
nea,h the plate burned several can,
OF patent alcohol fuel, There
were two pots on the iron plate
MulliKan simmcred in one. coffee
bubbled In the other granite vessel
BY a test known only 10 himself
Milkshake determined which was
which, lie made the matter GER
tain by dumping a small canister o!
prepared coffee in the right hand
brow and three tins OF sardines in
the glucpot on the left.
Barbara caught him testing the
result OF the latter manoeuvre with
an unwashed spoon. and met his
eye with one Of startled reproof.
1T needed a touch Of something .
he mumbled doubtfully, and retreat.
ed.
Barbara cleaned q broken cup as
best she could with a piece OF news.
paper and dipped herself cup OF
coffee. 1t warmed and did not kill.
The hour, by now, would be mid.
night. Many OF the buns dozed. A
group kept awake. Whenever, in
the throes Of a Mulligan nightmare,
a sleeper grew noisy, one of the
walkers rose and kicked the offand.
er into new position. Then he
would return and join again the
talk. which was nightmare too.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
Temperatures and
Road Conditions

(Mercury readings at 2 q. my
Bismarck--Clear, As; roads good.
st. >Cloud--Clear, 40; roads good.
Minot--Clear, Al; roads good.
Fargo--Clear, "a; roads good.
Hibbing-Partly cloudy, 81; roads
good.
Jamestown--Clcar, 40; roads good
Mankato-Clcar, Al; roads good.
Mandan- Clear, 81: roads good.
Grand Forks-Clcar, 35; roads
good.
Duluth-Partly Cloudy, IS; road
good.
Winona-C Clear, SO; roads fair.
Rochcster--Clear, Al; roads fair.
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TOMORROW: Results.

and the grasshopper-snail handker-
chief
r"What >on earth are you grinning
so for, Ringtail Coon:" demanded
Mister Tingaling.
"I-I--why. l just wanted to do
something kind for you," said the
rascally fellow. 81 thought you'd like
to hear my radio. It's working finely
today. If you'll step inside III get
WINK and we'll have Il concert.
Will you Gomez
"Ccrtainly,' said Mister Tingaling
rambling up off his step. "Come
on. Twins"
SO in they all walked.
(To BE Contiuued
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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
Hello, Europe

Radio telephone conversations between persons
separated BY thousands Of miles is practical
and common feat. This accomplishment has been
accepted with the same casual spirit which greeted
broadcasting, the telephone, monograph and moving
pictures.
And might predict, the same spirit which will
greet teevision and broadcasting power by radio.
Power supplied by giant waterfalls and sent thou.
sands Of miles through the air by radio seems an
epoch achievement now.
A few years hence it may be commonplace. A
mountain Of work separates scientists from final
success, but then\a mountain always appears larger
from the bottom than from the top.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
A Modern Jarndyce VS.. Jarndyce

II Charles Dickens in his inimitabe style, has satir-
dzed often the courts and the various delays Of law
sAs reporter he knew This stuff" from the inside
and the lampoonine he gave the administration OF
Justice in England did much to speed up the process
vi law. The fictional case Of "Jarndyce Jarn-
dyce" has been used frequently to typfy the devious
ways Of litigation
That truth often is stranger than fiction is es
Established by a 34-year-old case that has been in
court % times and bohs mp for another round
suit involves the possession Of the former Cam
bridge Hotel RroRsrty in New York city. This
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

Mhich.
1t was talk of towns, of epochal
handouts, Of hostile and friendly
territory. Of jungles where the
tramps made camp. of stakes to be
gotten, Of various kinds of .whiskey.
Milkshake recollected longingly the
Rub o. the Brush" he had swigged
over the historic bar OF Heinegebu-
beler in Chi. a bar, it was stated,
from which all the knotholes had
been eaten by the high-powered re.
storatives spilled thereon.
"Foist time took shot o. that
stun l, jumped so high | bounced
tree times" he said. "A dime q
shot in the OIL times. Four bits was
plenty to get plastered in them
days. There was a boig for va.
Reformers butchered it. I drifted
trough q couple o. years ago an
went over to the OF south side. l
could Of almos' cried to see the bill.
boards stuck over the fronts o.
houses where many's the night
saved Hotpoint dough by buyin'
beer"
Booth bcstirred himself. "The
philosophy Of conquering the fe.
male"
The Dean looked up from his
book for q moment and snapped !:
TITS not philosophy. It's biology. /"
nd rocnn1oA PoAAin1
Call it what you WILL" said
Booth. He rose and began to pace
the floor OF the freight. For my
part. it is an art. have been mar.
ried six times
There was scattered applause.
you are q simple, primitive
soul, to whom love is but sea.
s0ual urge" .reproved Booth sono.
rously. II am speaking now of
love as an art"
How you do this!" questioned
HelsingforS.
II never reveal professional sc.
crets." replied Booth stihiy.
SOlly began detailed account Of
f1rst-class matter in which the
heroine was the pulchritudinou3
postmistress Of a prominent vii
lage. 1t reeked. Barbara longed to
kill him, to torture first and then
slay. She glanced toward Bravo,
lolling lonely in the shadows. He
was awake, but paid no heed to
Solly's narrative. Here she was, a
woman in q freight car full of
blowsy buns. and they were foullv
maligning her sex. Why didn't Bra.
vo come to her defense? Why
didn't he get up and strangle the
boasting Solly. choke the filthy lies
down his greasy gullet?
But were they lies, and WASH t
she man? She rolled over and
pillowed a buzzing head on her
arms She dozed fltfully and had
> strange dream. !. j. b. Hardi-
man was a tramp. asking for a
handout.
Water dripping from the roof OF
the car awoke her. She found her
head pillowed against another
sleeper. His mouth was q gaping,
toothless chasm, She sat up and
elithered away.
Barbara made up her mind. She
would be . svagab0nd. yes. But
shed travel alone. It was Z scrofu.
ious company. She loathed them.
every one.
Bravo had said nothing. He was
Of the rotten sex. She knew now
why, in her heart Of hearts, every
woman considered every man Ter
born e0emy. Men were hateful.
n $3.50 8 : 49, ~ s.
Il ORGANIZE RAIrs1EAcirr
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

case has been in every court Of New York state and
has also reached the United States supreme court
in the thrtyfour years Of its ltigious cycles Some
have died.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
ORGANIZE BALLsLEAGUE

{ Bowman Managers Of baseball
eams in.0x fowk2rSnrBaskns, Bow.
Man and Slope counties met here last,
Suaday ana ~ Snfsed IA tsxgsociottSn
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

to be known IS the Missouri Slope
Baseball 'lea6ue. The towns repre-
tented were Marmarth, Rhame. Ams1
l4on.- Bowman, Scranton and Hettinel
ey. .ss.s.s4-s.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

British house Of commons votes 222
to 3 for second reading of bill to
prevent publication of salacious tcs-
timony.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

Tests at the Missouri station find
cotton-gin waste has almost the same
fcrtilizing value as dried manure.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

Judging from the crowds that attended the open
ing baseball games in the various leagues this sport
is still the national and more firmly SO than
ever.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

Workers on 400 tug boats win one
day strike that threatened to tie up
New York shipping.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

United States film distributors de-
eide to quit business in province of
Quebec, because of severe censor
ship.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

c. S. Green. n. pioneer Fargo con.
tractor, died there.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

Patterson, N. J.-Grand jury in
diets Albert Weisbord. textile strike
leader. for melting to riot and hos
tility to the government.
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Continued In our next issue)
Copyright. 1928. by Tiffany Wells.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19
NEWS BRIEFS

Anti-saloon league leaders in
Washington consider demanding re-
moval Of Assistant Treasury Sccre-
tary Andrews and United States At
torncy Buckncr in New York.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

st. Cloud, Mimi, was selected TO
1927 convention by ninth district Ro
tary conference at Grand Forks.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

Norman d. Black of Fargo was
elected president of North Dakota
Society for Crippled Children, organ
lied at Grand Forks.
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qMe.TWNS'

MISTER TINGALING GETS TRICK
ED AGAIN
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-04-19

Smith Stimmel, S3, Fargo attorney,
was notified Of his appointment as
national patriotic Instructor of the
e., A. R. to succeed the late Levi
Longfellow of Minneapolis.
The Kusko times., 1926-07-31
Dry Administrator
 Entertained With COniscated Booze

Washington. July 26.-Colonel Ned Green, San Francisco prohibition ad- ministrator, who says publicly that he has been giving parties with confs- eated liquor, was suspended from office today by the action of Secretary Winston. of the Treasury department.
 All charges of misconduct against the administrator have been cancelled. They were personal Irregularities, Winston said, and there were no gratis involved.
 Col. Samuel L. Johnston, assistant administrator at San Francisco, has been directed to take charge of the office vacated by Green.
The Kusko times., 1926-07-31
AIMEE ASKS
 SHOWDOWN
Demand MayssBe Met by Presentation of Start
 ling Testimony.

Los Angeles, July 3o.-Aimee Sem. pie McPherson's demand for show down by the authorities Investigating her disappearance has been granted.
 District Attorney Reyes asaid today that her demand would be met in the form of presentation. of new and startling evidence before the grand jury, which will reconvene next Tues day. Also the grand jury will be asked to consider whether any wit nesses at previous sessions, including a Los Angeles pastor, were guilty of perjury.
The Kusko times., 1926-07-31
FORMER MANAGER WAEGHTER
 BRossF AGES BADsGHARGES

| Fred Strsathers, F aifbanks man. agsr for the<Waechter. Bres. Company, wholesale. and retail dealers in msatas was bound over to- the grand jury at Fairbanks on complaint signed May 6. a926. by.Uavid Runya1l, who ssuf- ceeded Struthers- as& manager, chafg- inc Strugfers- with. .en1be2giifEg Sf7,c Ss2O8.,. neneY- belonging to@S the Waeehters Bros. Company, and which catse into possessionbof StputheFs dur ing the time he.was manager for the eotnpaa@.Es. 4wasdSlsec hoand evefeon second charge Sn complaint cifarg- inefthe emeezsle46ent+i $28s, which was signed by David Runyan on May I4.f. Stratheps wass,released after put ting ,up a bond of SIP, 300.
 On May, 13; 1926, civil action was started by the Waechter' Bros. Gom- pany, through their attorney, John A. Clark, of Fairbanks, in which they ask judgment. for the sum, of $3o,446.z9 alleged to have beenawrong1y convert eds by Struthers' from 1919 to Febru ary, 1926, at which time Strnthers sefyices.witffsthe company terminated
 Struthers is one of the best known men in Interior Alaska. He was act i've in. the organization of the F@r banks. Airplane, Corporation, and Is said to ybes.one of the principal sock holders ,ato the present time He. asc IS said to have numerous mining ln- tefests. He imported arR automobile ata.he. time of the visit If the Hard ing party to Alaska, which was to have beer used to take the late Presi- dent over eshte Richardson highway, bu' x.lieh was rot used for that purpose because the trail2 trip was abandoned after the party reached Fairbanks.
The Kusko times., 1926-07-31
WEST INDIAN HURR IGANE
Sweeps Florida Coast, Takes Many5Iixes::,
 EnorrrEuus Iaass.>,

Miami, Fla.l4J July .So:--SiKty-seven deaths and property / damages of eight miIlionodo}larsawere caused by a West; Indiah1 huerfeane, Swhieh origin atea in the Caribbean: Sea, swept across Nashua, ,topeialong the. Florida coast. and turned .intosGeorgia, where today~it' is reporteaadimimshfhg.
 Fifty-foar rbodlesosweYe4 washed ashore at,.. Samoa ;, from schooners which we're. sunki off Samoa island, Santo Domiago. Nashua sustained damages aaggregating five million 'dol- Iars.s
The Kusko times., 1926-07-31
Wants Majoriy Rule
 1928 Dem. Conventions

New York, July 28.4JohnW. Davis has joined the sesyara1ent forfthe 2aho- lition of the De 7 } ational Con- vention rules, 1seh were largely re- sponsible for his being the party's presidential canc date in 1924. Davis says he is opposed to the two-thirds and unit rules, and intends to work for majority rule in the 1928 con- yention.
The Kusko times., 1926-07-31
Says U. s. Army Is
 Being Organizd as
 a Huge Corporation

Seattle, July 29.-The United States army is being organized as huge corporation by fifteen nationally known business men, working under the direction of Assistant Secretary of War Hanferd NeNider.. This was disclosed today by General Samuel H.. Wolfe, one of the council of officers, who arrived at Seattle on tour of inspection of national parks.