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Everyone in Town Is Talk
ing About 1t

II seems that every place you
60 you hear remarks about Calu-
met Week. In the homes, at the
clubs, whatever women get to-
gether for a chat. Calumet Week
is one subject that comes up for
favorable mention. And the men
folks, too-have a word of praise
for this week Of better bakings,
because they appreciate those
tempting, satisfying foods that al
ways result from the use of Calu-
met Baking Powder.
The local grocers who are MAX
ing special displays of Calumet
Baking Powder this week are to
be heartily congratulated on the
splendid effort they are putting
forth to introduce the "WorId's
Greatest Baking Powder" to the
housewives Of this city.
During the entire week Calu-
met banks are being given FREE
with the purchase Of a pound can
Of Calumet. Hundreds of children
are already proud owners Of these
novel banks and are having the
time Of their young lives drop
ping In coins and watching the
merry Calumet Kid nod his head.
To further aid housewives in
serving a greater variety of foods
and foods of the greatest purity
and nutrition value, valuable
Calumet cook books are being pre-
scented without cost with q pur-
chase Of can of Calumet.
This week. Calumet Week
win undoubtedly mark the begin
ming of better bakingsmore
delicious and more wholesome
hakings and lower baking costs
for scores Of homes in this city.
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ciples of city planning. II the
work went no further it would do
much good.
aElihu Root in an address de-
livered in New York, speaking of
"a city plan. said, 4 think the ex-
istence of plans known to every
body win give just enough direc-
ton to the movement of the null
titudes of separate impulses to
lead the growth of a city or
region along the right lines.
Another important phase, in
fact an integral part of city plan
ming, is zoning. Zoning deter
mines the right use of land and
protects the owner of the land in
that use. But zoning is not re-
troactive, and the present use of
property for stores or industry or
other purposes outside of the zone
proposed is not affected. A zone
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JOHN NOLEN,
CITY PLANNER
CONTINUED from Page ID

the function of a city plan, with
its accompanying problem of de-
velopment.
Such comprehensive city plan
ming studies include the area un-
developed, as well as the built-up
sections, thus presenting frame
work over which the city may
spread in an orderly, practical
and attractive manner.
IA city plan does not attempt
to bind the city too far in the
future, but is subject to amend
ment from time to time according
to new conditions. While it deals
primarily with the every day prac-
tical requirements of the city, it
also encourages civic art, a feature
that is of great Importance in a
resort community.
THE method of producing the
plans for the growth of a city,
whether in Florida or elsewhere,
whether in new territory or where
a settled community is confront
ed with the problems of rapid ex-
pansion, are practically the same.
First, survey of local condi-
tions is made, including the many
factors which go to make up COM
munity life. This survey begins
with a knowledge of the historical
background. 1t includes a study
of the physical conditions as
shown in the topography, re-
sources and climate; the social
conditions, expressing themselves
in housing, health, education,
recreation, welfare and safety;
the economic conditions embodied
in streets, transportation, public
utilities, real estate and admins
tration. The result of this plan
ming survey is a comprehensive
report and the production of an
Existing Conditions Map showing
graphically the city or region at
the beginning of the city planning
work.
Second comes the preparation
of the Regional Plan. Cities. and
the open country about bear very
close relation to each other, and
this relation is becoming intensi-
fled by modern conditions. The
Regional Plan treats the city and
its surrounding zone of influence
as a unit, and seeks to determine
the uses to which the different
parts of the area are best adapt
ed, following which the best
means of planning these related
parts must be discovered.
sThe Regional Plan gives the
setting for the preparation of the
comprehensive City Plan itself,
which is based on the Existing
Conditions Map. It takes into ac-
count, of course, the pablic opinion
of the community. and must all
ways find ways of applying sue
cessfully the fundamental prin-
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Miss Reba Thompson
And Vernon Adams
Marry Monday Nigh

Miss Reba Thompson, daughter
Of James Thompson, and Vernon
Adams, son Of Mr.. and Mrs. James
Adams, GrinneIl street, were mar
ried Monday evening at the home
Of Mr. Adams parents. The Rev.
L. Munro performed the marriage
ceremony, after which there was
q reception for the friends of the
couple.
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Information on Key West

Hotel Casa Marina, American plan, single 81,
double $50 La Concha Hotel European plan single
So to ST double 81 to So. On large parties of IS or
more, special reduced rates. Oversee Hotel European
plan. single 81 up, double 81 up
Population of Key West, 900.
Municipal Golf Links-a sporty course extending
from Gulf to Ocean Rates. green fees 81 90 per day.
100 plus tax for season.
Bathing Beach and Tennis-Casa Marina Hotel
Grounds Also public tennis and bathing beaches
Free Band Concerts in Bayview Park Sunday after
moons and every evening except Saturday.
Fishing Over 600 varieties. See hotels for boats.
Free Aquarium, east end of FIagler street Marine
curio shop on Margaret street.
Taxi Stands at railroad station and hotels See
Key West.
Ocean Boulevard, to encirce city. now being built
by Monroe county
Oversee Highway. from Key West to the mainland
distance completed balance of roadway con-
traced Steel tobrdges to span the long water gaps
Take taxi spin out the Ocean, from the city of
Key West. 80 - S
Pipe Line for municipal waterworks soon to be laid
from mainland. Plenty of fresh, pure water to kew
West and the Florida Keys
ness districts 80 e A
Building permits and Bank deposits RAPIDLY increas
ing. Another new bank has just received charter
80 Key West postal receipts for Feb, 1926. increased
"A per cent over same month, last year
Best natural harbor in Florida Establishments
reach S47,000,0 100000 annually.
Key West Foundation Company's beautiful Sub
division at eastery end of the island is daily reporting
Progress Several new houses under CONSTRUCTION
Graders, scarers, roadrollers draglines and motor
trucks in active operation.
% #. business lots on Flagler Street s10o nor
front foot, or So, 500. -
:. SO # residential lots, $50 per front foot, or
Terms 20 per cent cash, balance /, and years;
interest per cent per annum, payable semi-annnu-
ally.
All titles insured by New York Title and Mort
gage Company Certificate of Title Insurance delivered
to purchaser with contract.
Amy further information will be gladly furnished BY
KEY WEST FOUNDATION CO.
MALCOLM MEAcHAM, President
Phone IS 6l4 DuvaI Street
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MALE HELP WANTED

FOREIGN WORK Young men
wanting work in South America
with oil and packing companies
write to Foreign Bureau, Box A
Fairview Office, Detroit, Mich.
mar 24-1tx
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RUBBER STAMPS When in
need of Rubber Stamps, see the
Artman Press, 125 Duval street,
Key West Florida. tt
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MAKE MONEY in Long Islands
acreage boom; get in now,
prices right; details, maps fur
nished. Van & Van, Inc,
Floral Park, New York.
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REAL ESTATE

VALUABLE Southland
and Elizabeth; SO #. on Eliza
beth, 100 #. in. on Southland.
Price SIS, 900, one-fifth cash,
remainder in one, two and three
years. Address P. o. Box 536.
mari /
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BARGAIN LOTS on Grinell street,
LOG #. 9 in. by 108 #. 6 in;
reasonable price. Address P. o,
Box go. mar II
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FLEETWOOD cUyToM BODIES: Iss& DIR Leases.
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MISCELLANEOUS

FRESH milk, sweet cream and
buttermilk received daily at
lifts Sanitary Ice Cream Par
Tor. Phone 675. mar 13-1mx
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You can almost feel
RHEUMAT ISM
disappear!

THAT miserable ache from iniamed,
l. swollen muscles - GONE! Rheu-
matism conquered! Driven right out
of the system-simply by building rich.
red blood.
Sounds almost incredibie-but IT'S
true! You see, rheumatism, as Il Is
called, that cripples you up and tor
lures you night and day, Is caused by
impurities in the system. Weak, I'm.
poverished blood can't throw or
these impurities-so rheumatism re-
mains.
s. S. s. helps Nature build back
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red-blood-cells by the millions! Red
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tism is driven right out
Get this wonderful relief yourself!
Thousands are doing 1t! 8. s. s. has
been stopping rheumatism by building
up red cells in the blood
for generations. It win
do the same for you. feTR
S. S. s. also cleansesk AAN
your skin of blemishes- ssT
increases your appetite
puts power and
strength and energy In your body. Get
S. s. S. today from any druggist. The
larger bottle is more economical.
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WARRANTY deeds, mortgage
deeds, notes and other legal
blanks. We keep them in stock.
The Artman Press, 125 Duval
street. tt
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Guard Against Flu
With Musterole

Influenza, Grippe and Pneu-
monia usually start with a cold.
The moment you get these worm
ing aches, get busy with good old
Musterole.
Musterole relieves the conges-
ton and stimulates circulation. II
has all the good qualities of the
old-fashioned mustard plaster
without the blister.
Rub it on with your finger-tips.
First you feel warm Jingle as
the healing ointment penetrates
the pores, then soothing, cooling
sensation and quick relief. Have
Musterole handy for emergency
use. 1t may prevent serious ILL
ness.
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OLD PAPERS for sale. 100 for
a nickle. The Key West Citizen,
125 Duval street. If
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FOR SALE-Simmons twin beds
with excellent coil springs
built for sleep. A bargain. Also
mahogany dresser. Apply 1413
Division street. mar22-6tx
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FOR SALE-House and lot 718
Ashe street. Apply to Peter
Roberts, iii Southland street.
mari 8-6tx
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FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Nice wicker floor
lamp and oak office desk. See
R. E. Doty, Garrison Park of
flee. .mar22-6tx
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CORNER GREENE AND ANN
STREETS-Opposite City Hall
Suitable for storage rooms,
garage, repair shops. etc. APP
ply The Citizen. deco
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
With Other Editors
MEDICINE AND PROHIBITION
(Chicago Tribune.)

Will the supreme prove
the prohibition?
might
serious case will waive his Judgment patient
of
prescribing the the ckis
function legislature
the physician CT piece with the
scientific judgment by
act of law legislature public
sphere
of its legitimate field
than physician prescribe
amoun of
directed limited
prohibiting
prohibition to for purposes.
this decision The reasoning
majority physician
honestly convinced that the
alcohol the limit fixed by
prohbtory dsobey
dsobey The theory of the decision to be
prevent
circumscribed
under the device administrative the politician the
professional reformer the judge elbow the physician from the
bedside patient.
legislator think intoerabe
distortion We think
of tyranny
The Volsead with amications, like
be destroyed. dominated
beyond the
the eetota which
less serious and demorang than the
law judicial authority which followed blind
artanshp which responsible the ncency
of procedure to day
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
Treaty With Turkey


pending the senate for three years. but expected come
up during holidays January committee Of
of the ratification Of
treaty recently published booklet containing
expression
the demand for the ratification OF the
treaty may committee
Turkey representing religious phanhropc educa
and the treaty ratified They
believe that treaty satisfactory which to
Turkey and without the treaty they anticipate
Turkey
They cannot why should make
impossible with the British,
Italians Germans and all the other nations which since
1923 negotiated
abandonment work which has been
buildings
plants dollars
their during the past two because
of the belief of the Turks eventually
Should this belief nluso the
under
conditions
from which most
foreigners exempted will be applied to them.
activities therefore conducted unsas
acoly precariously suerance
which incompatible with national dignity
prestige with Turkey gives Americans and
foreigners of which have concluded
countries
with Turkey cannot
effectively
present American
working Turkey this and has said The capuaion
willing with Turkey
to emf
Their abolition recognized
including
of great United The rejection of
the treaty help
contrary that American Influence in Turkey
moral
in 1t impossible, by going
war; to Turkey any territory
this under obligations legal moral to do
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23

the familiar contemporary legend about the
young With this variation, however,
aronted Diana of the pines instead OF
walk a nearby informed the
drive back to unless he
of the
told the bears boy
to
the value OF this
the of the intrepid
orchardist and hence the
big ed apple on desk
the Mississippi
point hand laundry in
the vicinity--Derot
IN the congrega
right when the
ns.-El Times
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
Televisiion Next Marvel

Youths dream-that tree or entering
some secluded and watching what his
doing in other the
that youth manhood
to the different.
telephone the airplane the radio the sending
wire and by radio
which is in the
moving picture OF the
n cm
BY of the televison may
the Atlantic
Dr. E. w Aexanderson consulting
and the Radio Corporation explained
the the St. section Institute
Electrical Engineers "our proved" Dr. Alex
anderson that
and that
the long practical eevsion
1 do 0
transmit
picture photograph although internationally
televion
transmission
laboratories
televison will
onesixteenth
difficulty such
which would enable
telephone and the tele
will be
person at
He New
London
time will possible lord
the other
during possibility the
radio
regardless distances
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
PRIZE CO.,RINATION

He didn't really want to bring the
two cats home from Colorado, but
what good is the argument of u
mere man against those of q wife,
three children, and mother-in-law? +?
SO the family started hom last week
with the cats enthroned in box
on the back seat of the car.
He was somewhat ashamed of the
ugly yellow pets anyway, and his
modification was complete when he
was forced to ask the garage owner,
in the town where they spent the
first night, for cellar space in which
to park his charges.
II suppose" he said to the garage
man, II suppose you don't see many
tourists crazy enough to be taking
common alley cats with them, do
you?" B III
''oh, yes, I do replied the garage
man They Gomez In here every
day with all SORTS of pets. But" he
added as an afterthought, "by George
you're the first feller I've seen that
was totin cats and mother-in- law
both"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
THANKS FOR THE BUGGY RIDE
New York Herald-Tribune)

New Herald -Tribune)
of the Hon. Josephus Daniels
ing the editorial
in Caroln
editor publisher
which
apples
emouments his
i a
1t that there similar celebration
also man of the
North
like fappy trousers shirt
at the
Sighting
in
Carolina Shower stick") ride All
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
SAKR8E

There's a town in Indiana named
Santa Claus, and a women's card
club in Liberty, Mo, that doesn't
gossip.
Maybe it's just as we'll 20 wait a
little while before YOU make up with
her
Clothes .break the man--women's.
With such tremendous apple crop,
some of the cider is just bound to
set hard before the people can get
to it.
An elephant escaped from circus
in Kansas Among the eager hunts
men who saw the animal the man
who got closest was on a horse.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
More Truth Than Poetry
By James J. Montague
DUMB CREATURES

The dinosaur was bigger than
The largest type of motor van.
He might have crushed Ford beneath
His double row of jagged teeth.
single wallop of his tail
Would have destroyed a county jail.
microbe is so very small
That he cannot be seen at all.
He has no teeth he has small strength
And very little breadth or length.
But in long forgotten war
He fought and licked the dinosaur.
Which proves, if you and l were wise
We would not think so much OF size.
But if a dinosaur strolled by
In shuddering terror we should cry,
And through a roaring river swim
So we might get away from him.
But placidly the microbe stands
Upon our lips or ears or hands
And though we're told that he is there
It's very little that we care.
And never shudder with alright
Which proves that we're not very bright!
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
POETIC JUSTICE

Ralph Jones, lawyer, tells this
story at his own expense:
He was employed to defend man
charged with issuing worthless checks.
Jones and his client succeeded in
convincing the judge and jury that
the man was not guilty. He was
discharged.
The attorney named the figure:
The client wrote check for the
sum named, and Jones accepted it,.
The next he learned from the bank
that the check was worthless. The
signer had never an account at that
bank, Jones was told
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
HISTORY REPEATS

There seem to be. more than one
good laugh in these answers culled
from a recent set of grade school
examination papers
The plural Of spouse is spice.
The law of allowing but one wife
Is called monotony
The six great powers of Europe
are gravity, electricity, steam, gas
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
A WINNER
CAL. SPECIAL

Jimmy Madison, the writer, knows
lot about vaudeville, but not much
about California. Not long after his
arrival in Los Angeles, he chanced
to meet some old friends and the
conversation went from topic to topic,
even to the dogs.
II was just wondering" the friend
remarked, "what kind of dog I'd
have by crossing a pointer and a
setter?"
"A poinsettia" declared Madison
promptly 81 Saw them advertised
only this morning"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
Abe Martin

IIaint it bout time fer tn con-
sumner t cult hOldin' out fer his .
rights? Theirs no sense in bein'
stubborn. Kansas got a dandy United
States senator with long hair an'
II fIOwin' mustache fer only $4OO,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
PLUCKED FROM THE PLAINS

flywheels and Mr. Lloyd George.
A skeleton is what you have left
when you take a mans insides
out and his outside off.
Gen. Braddock was killed in the
Revolutionary war He had three
horses shot under him and fourth
went through his clothes.
A passive verb is when the subject
is the sufferer j. e. l am loved.
Queen Elizabeth was tall and thin
but she was a stout protestant.
WINNER
When they were selecting the Eva
fort Uncle TOMS Cabin, there were
hundreds of interesting little tots
on the Universal lot. The big laugh
came from two little six -year-olds
who were discussing the future.
I'm goin' to he a big movie star
myself, some day. remarked one.
.s,"f amt! I'm soin' to be a necker'
said Miss Sophisticated No. 2.
SOS your Aunt Minnie"
We'll" retorted the other, aunt
Minnie amt so bad at that"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23


drink himself to death
il about seconds
to be that won't
dealers bidding that
bunch OF keys to American cities
Copyright, Bell Syndicate Inc)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23

F. w. Faust has been quite
i'll for several days az his home
in the country.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23

Miss Lille Mae Gardner, daugh-
ter of Charles Gardner, and Daniel
Fl. Taylor were. married Wednes-
day at the home of the bride,
1S miles east of Douglas, Rev.
f. II. Walker officiating.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23

f. w. Thompson has gone to
El Paso to take a run on the
eastern division of the E. p. and
s. W. for short time.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23

President Plutarco Gales is the
first Mexican executive actually to
be elected and Installed peacefully
in office without the aid of revolt.
There are numerous leaders in Mexico
obviously dissatisfied with SUCH a
Guiet procedure who would be glad
to upset the present government.
If President Coolidge were to sever
relations with the Gales govern
ment these fellows would feel they
We're being told to go to it." and
that they would virtually have this
country's official support.
A real revolution probably would
disrupt Mexicos foreign trade and
certainly would engender bitterness
among many Mexicans against the
United States, but if it were success
full the State Department and this
country's big interests in Mexico
would unquestionably obtain more
satisfaction from the ensuing gov
ernment in regard to the petroleum
laws and other questions now at
issue
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
WASHTNGTONAd
LETTER N
-MG Of

WASHINGION-Wh would happen
to Mexican-American commerce If
the United States severed diplomatic
relations with it's little dark com
plexioned sister?
At the outset, nothing.
But there would be three sub
sequent dangers, anyone of which
might arise to affect Mexico's posi-
tion as a market for S140, 900, 600
of American goods annually, or her
export trade to this country of ap-
proximately $17O,OOO,OOO. These are.
/. An internal revolution.
2. a boycott of American goods.
8. American Intervention.
These possibilities, of course, de-
pend respectively upon the present
strength of the Gales government
and malcontent elements in Mexico,
the temper of the Mexican people
and the lengths to which the United
States might be willing to go for
the benefit of American oil and
mining interests.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23

Mr.. and Mrs. H. D. McVey
arrived in Douglas last evening.
Mr.. McVey is superintendent of
the Tri-S.ate Telephone company.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23
Sixteen Years Ago

yesterday to Dr. and Mrs. l..
B. Cary.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-12-23

Copyright 1926, by the Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
Imperial Valley press., 1926-07-26
City Schools Are
Being Repaired

Repairs that win cost severed
rha9smd dollars are being mada
dW.ng tn" Summer va"atiou period
On ~ Ccutro's grammar schools.
according 10 3. ". Grlvrn, supcr-
.ntendeAt OF Tie II Centre school
system.
" tho East Side school nov
'FRONT.' lawn il being nat 10 aul the
interior of th" school is being re-
pamtel.
Plastering Is rnG, ,-oi4r n
Transformation at T., Haaline.
Lincoln aHd Mckinley schools.
L"akv roofs. which have r1ue.d the
a'aster in thcS" schools 10 hcramn
-racted and dis~olorol have Lsn
ranHiral and H." damage from tl,s
~arrea is expected to be light n
tie tature.
DESKS and other school cruipmort
ar" also BEING looked after and
plaeel ~ condition far tlr naeH,ee
- the f1ll term. Nrw wa..r sys-
toms VIII DE- iu~taIlrd iu an the
schools tLe older ones having prov
I'd inadequate.
H." s'rrrin'cn3.rt t. now com
r!eting th" teaching start tor rcvt
wear. and when school v",n@rs iu
September, >choc', aud the tacl-
inc force win Dee rrair fv- thn thol-
sends of Fl Centre children w'o at
tend them