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Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27
The Day In Washington

The court martial to try Colonel
Williams was named.
The appointment of Thomas +.
Woodlock to the interstate COM
merce commission was confirmed.
Senator Edge, republican, New
Jersey proposed referendum on
modification of prohibition
A five year building program for
the army air service was approved
by the house military COMMITTEES.
The house agriculture committee
was told there was national support
for the corn belt surplus crops bill.
Peru and Chile accepted the good
offices of the United States for
settlement of the Tacna-Arica con-
troversy.
The minority committee report OPP
posing impeachment of Federal Judge
George w. English was filed with
the house.
Federal Judge Richie defended
prohibition enforcement conditions in
his Alaska district before a senate
committee:
The deportation to Mexico of GEN
eral Manuel Torres was upheld by
w. M. Hanson, immigration official.
Geologist claims the world is only
one million years old. Flatterer.-
Lawrence, (Mass.) Eagle.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27
PlucRed From the Plains

was delighted with a bouquet her
father purchased for her at a florist.
But in the wintry climate of st.
Louis the flowers did not last any
time at ALL much to the disgust IF
little Jane.
"Gee! she exclaimed as she threw
them away, "These flowers wore
out awful quick"
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27

One of the Wampas Club boys
figuring that he had great pup
licity stunt, asked Alta Allen if she
would agree to join Hollywood
Young Ladies Volunteer Fire de-
partment.
Because you figure I'm an expert
at rolling hose?" asked Alta.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27
A snd AFFAIR

This unfortunate young man had
the misfortune to enlist in the army.
He is the only son of widow who
died childless, and his earnings main
tanned his aged father and infant
brothers whose sole support he was"
From letter quoted in Recruiting
News (Boston).
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27
what the Bull VIII Wear

Any observing man who has at
tempted to pat a bull wearing
red necktie, has probably become
fully aware, says columnist, that
color has it's place in the field Of
action and observation-disclosures Note
in a California paper.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27

William e. Borah, Idaho. in the
senate: Really, the key to the de
velopment of Florida is what Divine
Providence left down there, is it not?
Otis Wingo, Arkansas, in the house:
The distinctive genius of the Ameri-
can people is their ability to ulti-
mately solve any problem that vexes
them.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27

Governor Richie was born IN
Richmond, Virginia, August 20, 1876,
the son of Judge Albert Richie. He
was graduated with an A. B. degree
from Johns Hopkins university OF
Maryland two years later and began
to practise law in Baltimore.-Per-
sonal item in a southern paper
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27
He-he-he!

'I'm surprised at your tailor turn
ing you out like that"
Its not his fault. He can never
get the right measurements-Pm SO
ticklishv'-The Passing Show (Lon-
dom.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27
ABE MARTIN

Even after tn third degree fails
newspaper syndicate kin make 'em
talk III wish 1 wuz a swell lOOkiD'
girl so 1 wOuldn' have T. worry about
Eittin' in theater. or havin' some
fun, or eatin' in Cafes" said Lem
mie Peters, t'day.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27

Walter Franklin George, Georgia, in
the senate: How can it be said that a
man who is a director in a great
corporation, with several millions in
vested, may not be worth $4,000 to
that corporation?
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27
Long-nistnnce static

A wireless amateur in Ottawa heard
bagpipes broadcast from Aberdeen
Nevertheless, he is not giving up ms
hobby-The Humorist (London).
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27

Son-Can you sign your name with
your eyes shut, daddy?"
Father--Certainly.
Son-Well shut your eyes and sign
my school report.-People's Journal.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27

Dear Doctor-My pet billy goat
is seriously i'll from eating com
plete leather-bound set Of Shake
speare. What do you prescribe|"
Answer-"Am sending Literary Dr.
gest by return mail."-F. r. L.
Unidentified clipping forwarded by
subscriber in Pittsburgh, Pa.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27

She-sI showed father the verses
you sent me! He was pleased with
themv'
He-'Tndeed! What did he say?'
She-"He said he was delighted to
find that L wasn't going to marry
a poetw-The Continent.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27
FATED ANYWAY

No use to worry about the people
who lost out in the stock furry.
1t the street hadn't got 'em the
bucketshops would.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27
WRONG SEASON

Tosti would have made that song
of his a lot more popular if he had
called it Good bye, Winter"
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27

Judge Are you married?
Rastus No, sub, dat scar on ma
head is where a mule done kicked
me.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27
RmnkOed

Little Jane Mes of st. Louis has
returned to her home after pro-
tracted visit to California flowers and
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27

During the world war one of the
great steamships that was used as
transport for soldiers was on her
way across when a torpedo boat was
sighted. In anticipation of the dan
ger they were in, all on board were
lined up on deck.
There was a deathly hush for an
instant, when suddenly from down
the line negroes voice rang out:
us dar ennybody heah dat wants
to buy a gold watch and chain?"
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27
Crnmped Her style

Cramped Her style
Mrs. Noise-Why did you leave your
last place?
Cook - They was trying to live
within their income.-Life.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27

LdWyeI. VVIIa0I OsVU9OW UT VIZ
ing?
Accused: He was shouting You
dunn idiot"
Judge: Don't talk to me, address
the jury.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27

Lawyer: What caused all this fight
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-27

Geologist claims the world is only
one million years old. Flatterer.-
Lawrence, (Mass.) Eagle.
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E0TIa BcEHIHBaIa pecHH1BI, =
T.la9a cTaHOBHAHcB 4pyTHMH II 6BL1
B HHx HeyTacaeMnfi II HeHacHTHHf
0T0Hb.
II IeHIIHHa THXo yToBapHBaIa:
He cepIHcb. Boz TyT Il HoI
pe%y. Hy qTO, TeDepB XopoHGo?
BIe3aeT?
EIHpoEoHIeqHii 6ypqaI:
- BleaaeT. EIo pyEII y MeHa
TOqHo cBa3aHB. Fem cOpBeTca, TO
RIA II 6payHHHr He BHTanIHmb.
ReHmHHa H0TeMHeIa, B3IeTe.IH
pecHHIIH TBepXy:
He 4o.IiRHO oopBaTBca. ToTIa
g.. = IeHHIHHa Ha NIT 3aHHy-
, 1926-09-25
CEPrEN ECEHNH.
REPCN4CKNE MoTNBbL

Nope ToIocoB Boro6BHHHx.
Hoqb, a EaE 6yIro acHO,
Tax, BeIb, BcerIa HpeEpacHo.
Hoqb, a HaE 6y4TO acHo
II Ha ycTaX HerHPHBM
Nope TOIOcoB BOpO6BHHBIx.
Ak, y IyHH TaH0e
CBeTHT = Kohl RHHbca B B01y
81 He xoqy HoEoa
B cHHIOEo 9Ty 1IoroIy.
AK, y .IyHM TaE0e
CBeTHT = X0Tb KHEbcH B T01y
MHIaa, TH IN? la IH?
, 1926-09-25

IIG NyIpoTO pa3yM Baron, no
MyIpMii ne IOIreH TeIaTb, TTo0M
erO pa3yM cTaJ 3aEOHOM LII BECK.
MyIpOcTb, HaHa1HBIIaG Ha ce
Of MaCEy aBT0pHreTHocTH II Hpe
TCHIyOmaa Ia BceO6mee 3Haqe-
me, .IerEo pHcGyeT HoTepaTB Bclo
cBoD TJy6HHy II IeHHocTb Il BIZ
poIHTbca B MepTByIO IorMy, 6ecno
NoHIIyO II HIOcEyIO, Eaf TpHMaca
myTa. II03TOMy HHEOTIa lie che
, 1926-09-25

Ito m0cce Hoc1Hcb IBe FapeIH,
O~Bpy;EeHHHe B|epXoEHNH TaHlapNa
MI, TeMHelO, b 0GiIaX 0IH0h H3 ia
per MeIbTaI oroIeE Hanup0cH: mH
poEoHIepHli II nH3EorO pOcTa Tau
IapMcEHii pOrMn2rp EypHI II Eolb
DaNH HycHaI Jim, BapeTH cBcpry
III C mOcce BIeBo: Il TIopbMe.
Bo3Ie TopeMHGX Bopor EaperH
ocTaHoBHIHcb, pol8iucTp HypeHEoR
lie enema nOHoiHeI Il TaIHrEe II 10
3BoHHI; OIHH ne IaHIapMoB HoEaq
HyIca B ceIIe. ilecMoTpa ia cyNep
HI, poTnHcTp aTo aaMeTHI II rpoN
10 II pe3EO cEa9aI:
-Ba6a! - II eme cHlbHee Ia
JaBHI THOHFy 3BoHHa.
EaHgapM cTicHyJ 3y6M II Bill
WaMHIca. t GopoTaM MVaIca H3
HoHTopm HaTaIbEm TopBMBT, HOMO
mHHE ceMeHHI 3a HIM Il HIary-
HIM TOI0c0M TBeplH1:
-Boa;c... BOTe-e... Bot nara.
3aHbe.
B cyMepIaX, = %THTHHHe, B che
~, B TyTH, 3aNUPaIa TIopbMa -.
TeITHe Or0HBTH 0IHH0VeE EeJTHNH
HycTBIMH TIa3aNH TIaIeIH r cyMep
Ri. B cHeT II cBoO HeBHcHa3aHHylQ
TyTb cHIGTaIH c TyTBO BOEpyT 30
Epyr JeTaHJHx HoIoii. PoTMucTp lily
peHEOB EO3mpHyI Il OTpBBHcTo cIp0
CHI:
-PacHOpTIcHHG eTO HpeBocxoIH
TeTbcrBa H8BecTiM? Bee DBnIOane
no? HpHrOBopeHHUe he HpeIyHpe
TIoHu? B TppBMe THO? Tx MGR
ITO BBBe3TH 6e3 myMa? qTo, 6yIyT
c0np0rnBIaTBcG? A 9To IIa VefC?
- II pOTMHcTp EBITaHyI EyIaH.
-BHIHTe.
HpHroBOpeHHuT BBIBo1HIH 10
, 1926-09-25

OIuHOqEe. POTNHcTp KypenE0B TO
qeMy TO OqeHb cTapaTeILHo 4epFaI
ca L TeHH. IlpHrOBopeHHHe mIH no
IVA, HOEopH0 II Hi 0IHH Is
INK c.IOBa ne |Hp0T0BOpHT.
HO, BoTIa yTo HOIXOIHIm Il FoH
Uy EOppHIopa II TecHei comIHCh
IaHIapMM II p|BaHyIHcb HO6lHIe Il
TpHTOBOpeHHBIM HaI3HpaTe1H,
OIHH H3 cMepTBHRoB, caMHii MONO
Iof, npHTHyIca Il, MOITa, - II 9T0
M0IqaHHe 6BLI0 cTpamHee Bcero,
- 6pocHIca 6eTaTb. II ToTIa paR
EHyI TTo TO Hecypa3Hoe, cTpeNH-
TeIbHO EHHyIca So HIM pOTMHCTp
KypeHEoB II y eTn6a R0ppHIopa
yJapOM FyIaBa UOBaIHI 6eTaB-
nero: II enc paa paBRHyI POT
MHcTp RypeHEoB:
TIL TaB, c%BoJOTb? : II no.
maTHyTca: ne TO OF THeBa, ne TO
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
IIoITaca cuycTG TapeTM OT'eXa
iii OF BOpOT TnpbMHI, a, 0T'eXaB
BepcTy, HOBepHyIH He Il BoE3a1y,
He Il HaMeHH0IoMHaM, a HaHpa-
MHE, Il IeBO6epeEnoMy HOceIBy.
II b TeMHOTe TapeTH THO, Mel
TeHHO Il B3BIoIHOBaHHo BIpyT Hpo
roBOpHI poTMHcTp KypeHEOB:
-ToBapHuIH.. TolbEo cHOEQii =
no.. Or meHH R0MHTeTa... Boz
Fam 10 6payHHHTy II ia noBe-
ser HAM II TaIJme.
HaTpyIH caNoo6opOHW Mep31m
Ha yTIdX. "a M0cT0M, BleBO OF no
ceIEa, Ha emery UepHeIa Tpy8a aia
HIapMcEHX MyHIHp0B = 6TecTeI
a%EceIB6aHr hop RpHBHM oT6lec-
rom doHapa.
ReHHIHHa C 01HeHHBIMH TJa3a
NH o6eHMH pySaMIT 4epTaIacB ga
Tpy6Iy TeIedoHa = Te,IeRoHe
mHneIo:
-.IOTHcb cHaTb, Ia Cob Tpa4y
mHii HpoqTH xop0mnff p0MaH. OTeHb
VIZ TIL pONaHTHqecHaa HaTyFa.
HpO8aHqecEHe HaTypm BcerIa BOB
BpamaDTca 6IaroHoIyTHO. HOaTONy
600 MHe lie ~6ecuoEoiica. CuoBofi-
HoG HOTHl
A. COBOHb.
, 1926-09-25
0 XA3HEHHOA MygpOCTN
MbICHN VI A@OPNSMbI. \
IIocBmIaeTca N. qepROMy.

IyeT HaBa3BIBaTb IpyTHM cB0I0 NY
IpOCTb: HO uyCTb Eaa;IBTI HIIIer
BO3MOTHOCTH CTaTb MyIpbIM Ha
CBoii c00cTBeHHHit IaT II yTHTca
XpaHHTb GBoD MylpocTb Hpo ce6a.
HcTHHHO LII MeHH bee TO, ITO
81 HOHHMaW II II00IIO, - HO9T0My
MOa HcTIIHa cymecTByeT TOIbTO liza
MeHa.
EeJH HcTHHa II |cy1DecTByeT, TO
oHa cyITecTByeT 30 MHe, a He Bic
MeHa.
Mon HcTHHa he 6eccMepTHa:
OHa THBeT 30 Mic II yMHpaer BMe
ere co MH0D.
EcIH HcTHH 6OIBue, qeM ToIOR
-3HaWIT HcTHHM H3MeIbUaIH, HO
ec.Iu roIoB 6oIbIue, ZEN HcTHH-
}HaqHT rOIOBM HOTIyHeIH.
Trio cEa3aTB o IIDgaX, BoTOpHe
BCIO CB0W acH3Hb T0IbB0 II 3aHaTH
TEN, TTO HOyqamT 6IHTHhX II lie
TyTca 90 Hy HyH;IaX H I%e,IHuIEaX,
3a6BBaa o cBOHX CO6cTBeHHnX ne
lax? PO3Be TO.IbEO TO, - ITO B
cepIIIaX 9THX IDIeii THBeT 6OIL'
maa aIO6OBb Il 6IHRHHM, a B Tx
rOIoBaX OTcyTcTByeT 3IpaBMfi
cMMcI.
EcIH OBI EaTIBi 3aHaIca yC
TpOiicTB0M CO6cTBeHHMX lei Ha che
re he 6BIO OBJ TAR MHOTo 6e3IeIb
HHEOB.
HeHpOmeHHBii cOBer HOqTH Bee
RIA HpHHOcHT 6OIbTIe BpeTa, He
Ie.IH HOIB3U.
RHBH BcaE iii coca II He Me
man aHTb IpyTHM.
3Haff cBOH 4e.Ia II He BMeHIH
Bafca B 4eIa 4pyTHX.
He Tpe6yii OF 4pyrHX, qTo6H
DIN cIeI0BaIH HpaBH.IaM TB0ei NV
IpocTH; MOO BceTIa MoReT HacTy
HHTb IeHB, b IOTOpHf TBOa HcTH
ia H0EaTeTca Te6e 3a6IyTIeHHeM
II TBI HaqHeHB cOMHeBaTbcH B coo
cTBeHHOii MyIpocTH. Il ecIH B TOT
IeHb TBI y3HaeIIIb, qT0 MH0THe ITO
III Bee eme H0qHTaOT OTBepTHy
TBIe 10000 HcTHIIH, TO Te6e HpH
4eTca BIBOfHe H0TaIeT II 0 CB0eM
IerBoBepHH, E0TopOe HpHBeIo re
Oh Il 3a0IyTIeHHD, II 0 CBOeM BIa
cT0IIO0HH, TOTOpOe H0M0TIO Te6e
BBecTH B 3a6IyTIeHHe, 4oBepHB-
UlHXca TBOeif aBT0pHTeTHocTH, ITO
lei.
, 1926-09-25

9TH vera he ycTa.HH
9TH vera, HaR B crpyax,
RH3Hb yToIaTb B nODeIyax.
MHIaa, TBT IN? Ia III?
CAN il He 3HaD, ITO oyer.
B.IH3Eo, a, Mo;EeT, T4e-To
HIaqer Bece.Iaa 0IeHra.
B THxOM BeqeFHCM rye,
TRY 81 ga IHHHu Tpy4H.
HIaqeT Becelad 0,IefTa.
CAM Il He sHan, ITO 6yIeT.
ABrycT, 1925 7.
(Ns "KpacHOE HOBK").
, 1926-09-25

HO II, HOcIe TOTO, RaE BHemHHf
Bpar 6HI pa36TT, H O6paHIeH B De,
rcTBo, HaqaHacB BHyTpeHHaa 6OpB
GA ga cyIBeCTBOBaHHe, HOTIOmaB-
maa BceTO %qe.IOBeEa. 0Ha 3aXBaTBT
BaIa He TOIbRO 0TIeIbH0TO qe.IOBe
IA, Ho II Bee o6mecTBo, TocyIap
cTBo II O6mHHH, Bee cHIH, ROTO
pie, IoITHM 6HIH E0HDeHTpHpoBa
Tbca ia TOM, qTO0M 3aCTpOHTb CTpa
Hy Il H0IHaTb TeXHHRy HpOH3BOIcT
Ia. 0Tp0MHBif TOHTHHeT 6BI Hp0
pe3aH pe.IbcaMH. llpeIcTaBIeHHeM
.3eMeIbHBX yqacTR0B TO O6e cTopO
Hill HoIoTHa y4aIOcB HooHTpHTb n
HpHBIeqb TpyIocHocO6HHe 9IeMeH-
TBT, IoTopHX pa3HcEHBaIH BceMH
cpeICTBaMH, 10 Beef T%eppHTOpHH,
cpeIH BECK TpyHI HaceIeHHa, Iipa
BHIBHo OTeHHBaa 3HaTeHna liz
cTpaHH Ea%IOh. HOBOd pa6Oqeif Gil
TH. & 3acTyH0M B pyRaX II BHHTO
BEoa 90 CHHHOiF %3aBoeBaHa 6BIa
AMepHHa, II 10 cHX mop eIeIHeB
no pacqHmaDTCa HOBHe O6.HacTH
iii IOIcHHX HepeceIeHHii.
BceTIa qeIoBeE B HepByD cue
peIB 3a00THTCa 0 XIe6e II 0 RpO
Be, a Barren II 3amHTe cBoHX BIa
IeHHii: T0IbR0 BoTIa eTo TOIoBa
cBO6OIHa CT 9THx 3a6OT, OH M0ReT
HpHHaTbca ga EHHrH II paccyTIarb
90 HcRyccTBe.
b AMepHRe II HOHBIHe ToCHOICT
Eyer UncTO maRTHqecROe HaHpaB
,IoHHe. Te%opeTHTecEHe pa60TH he
RcTpeqaDT Hi cOVyBcTBHa, Hi 10
HEMaHHa, Hi HaJIeKaIHef aDeHEH,
ecIH He.IB3a cpa8y %e npeBpaTHTb
WH06peTeHHMe 3HaHHa B I0.IIapH.
(0RoHqaHNe Ha An cTpaHNge).