The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-03-24
TO-DAY
THE DANGER OF 1875.
MARK TO MARY GARDEN:
HER PATCH OF BLUE.
By ARTHUR BRISBANE


The one danger for Calvin Coolidge
md his reelection prospects in 1928
is the world court foolishness. And
those seeking to push this nation into
the league Of nations through the
back door Of the world court are the
very men that want President Cool
idgc reelected.
The third term tradition is not in
volved. President Coolidge has been
elected only once; 1928 would be his
second election. But millions that
voted for President Coolidge, as they
did for President Harding, believing
in the promise to keep them out Of
European entanglcments, and to run
the United States government for the
American people-not for Europe
would bitterly resent treachery in
that direction.
The league is an insecure aggre-
CATION Of nations suspecting and
hating each other, . rope OF sand.
It is no kindness to President Cool
idgc to attach his 1928 political wagon
to that kind Of rope.
Ladies that would be thinner. mid.
dlc-agcd gentlemen. too, with rat,
take the sunshine cure, listen to
Mary Garden.
That able singing lady. before she
a farewell glass or two Of champagne
in 'sdry" America, discoursing thus:
doctors said | needed an opera
ton. didn't want any. was gain
ing weight. didn't want that. !
have my villa on the edge Of the
Mediterranean. In the morning l put
on my bathing suit and swim out half
a kilometer. My man rows out to me
in little boat and swims back to the
shore, leaving me alone in my glory.
81 climb into the boat, take off
everything II have 0n-absolutely
cverything--strctch out in the bottom
Of the boat and take q sun bath for
an hour. II the sun begins to burn l
dip up the salt water and sprinkle my
body. That stops burning.
"Thanks to sunshine doctors have
stopped talking shout operations. !
have grown thin, as you see. although
eat and drink what like. For cx-
crcised / play tennis"
villa on the Mediterranean, or get a
waterfront lot on the Atlantic or Pa
cific, and take Mary Gardens pre-
scription. II no water Is convenient,
build . flat platform on your roof and
take sun baths up there.
Actinic rays will do the rest. Be-
gin gradually. five minutes at first.
stretching it out to an hour. Keep
your head covered with black or dark
green material. Actinic- rays, that kill
disease germs and destroy fat, are
bad for the brain. That Is why white
men cannot endure the sunlight OF
tropical countries.
Mrs. r. H. Carson, wife Of Brook
lyn clergyman. is dead. Bedridden
nearly twenty years, unable to turn
her head, she held in her stiffened
fingers small mirror, and reflected
in It she was able to see = little of
the blue sky. Three years ago she
wrote 'eMy Patch Of Blue" t.began:
There's bit Of blue across the
street
Which I have learned to love-.
One end of 1t rests on the h0uyet0ps
high
The other ON the heavens above"
The last verse readss
"But I am sure Gods love and
mercy
will lead me safely through.
And in my very heart of hearts
He can put , sPatch of Blue
The patient postsss, released at
last from her suffestng: nov has Tor
her home. let W hope. the whole blue
" We appreciate that which we lack.
How many Of the saFth's sixteen hun-
dred million human bslnts. especially
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