The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-05-19


) sort Of living quarters-an within
hundred miles of US is town SUI
posedly as good as ours where the
o are so many vacant houses that the
4 have to advertise them. If thing
could be a bit more equalized bot
towns would be better served. W
need more just as much as st. Jane
needs fewer.
Billy Noonan, coming back frol
Florida, says that in some of tn
towns down there the prohibition la
is so strictly enforced that it actua
ly prohibits. In fact Billy says ths
prescriptions and bootleggers ar
both so suppressed that if ga snak
bites you, about the only thing lef
for you to do is to bite back" w
haven't a bit of doubt but what Bill,
permitted one very mild snake bit,
just for the sake of finding out.
tt
State Auditor Ray Chase stands
right up and says that since there are
eighteen million people financially
able to spend the winter in Florida
he's out to get them all to spend the
summer in Northern Minnesota. We
hope Ray does it. We are already
getting our spare room ready to rent
if the whole eighteen million comes
they'll have to sleep somewhere and
we are told even cots in Railways
brought good prices in Florida dur
ing the past season.
TT
"The first report of the Ira
verse Pioneer Cow Testing Asso-
citation and the report of the coun-
ty nurse for April will be crowd
ed out this week but will appear
next week."-Wheaton Gazette.
Now we just wonder to which one
Editor Howard of the Wheaton Ga
zette will give the preference. We1lI
bet on the nurse if she is young and
handsome. And yet, cow-testing as
sociations mean a lot OF money to a |
community. It's a great and ponder
Gus question!
tt
Editor Joe Whitney of Marshall
has decided weeks vacation will
do him good and therefore has
turned over the News Messenger
to the six Women's Clubs of his
fair city who will proceed to edit
the paper the week Of May 81.
1t is needless to predict a hair
pulling time for Marshall before
and after.-Slayton Herald.
Vim Weber, you make us sick! The
idea Of an editor who has, as the best
aide de camp country editor ever
had, one of the most prominent club
women of the state, going back to pre-
historic days and talking about chair
pulling" Besides-in these days of
bobs it isn't so easy as it once was.
The Marshall News Messenger of this
week will bloom as it never bloomed
Beforehand it will be fairly oozing
harmony, humanness and humor.
ftf
"Pipestone, May 21Eighteen
hours after he was arrested John
Sydhorst, farmer, was sentenced
to five years at hard labor on
charge growing out of the sale
and manufacture of LIQUOR.
"Sydhorst's arrest followed the
death Of Charley Hanson, IS,
which was attributed by Coroner
=. Sellers to drinking poison
liquor.
"Sydhorst was arrested Fri
day, pleaded guilty at the coron-
er's inquest to the sale and manu.
facture, and was sentenced today
in district court. Two other men
alleged to have given Hanson
liquor, are held pending a post
norton.
"Hanson's body was found by
his widow"
That's lovely little tale! Will
someone please tell US why the "mur-
derer" in the above case got only
FIVE years?
Tom Davis, er-Labor-or-some-
thing candidate for Governor, is ad-
vocating a good bit of slush. For in
stance Tom criticises the present state
administration, in one breath, for not
having reduced the high taxes. Then
in the next breath he insists that the
State go into the terminal elevator
game, the thing which causes such
real agony to the tax payers of North
Dakota. There has been grand
deficit of nearly a million dollars
since this state-owned mill and ele-
vator started to function in North
Dakota in 1922, and deficit of near
ly $145,000 for the first three months
of the present year. Looks like a
tax-reducing project, doesn't it?
Then, too, Tom says Minnesota MUST
have guarantee deposit bill-the
thing which they are now busily re-
pealing up in the other Dakota. To
US this and lot more of Toms "ad-
vacations" sound pretty much like
bunk.
ftf
John Casey's Jordan Independ-
ent carried news item last week
which said, in effect, that the
| Redwood Gazette and Bess Viii
/ son had come out in a new dress.
/ We notice that the Gazette has
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