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Evening star., 1926-04-04
ARMY MEDICS TAKE
FINAL SOCCER GAME

The Army Medical Center soccer
team closed it's season yesterday by
handing a 4-to-1 trimming to the Fort
Myer eleven, runner-up in the recent
Washington League series. The
game was played at Fort Myer.
Playing against the wind, the Medi-
cal Center forwards kept up an al
most continuous pressure during the
first half and scored their first goal
after II minutes Of play. De Mott of
Fort Myer equalized the count almost
Immediately, but the ultimate winners
came back with two more goals before
the period ended.
Fort Myer assumed the offensive in
the second half, but could not break
through the visitors defense to any
advantage.
The home team tried out several
new players, while the Medicos' line
up showed changes at center forward
and goal
Evening star., 1926-04-04
TAMPA RESULTS

FIRST RACE s-EfaTods, np 455 5 saY5 fp5
$3.50. won: Black Ansel, do3 IIerraatt :
$40 So second: Oak. 80 tMaglIrel
SiI 30. third Time. l:l7. Metal, biack =
stone. Miss vaal. Mix and Gala Knight
a'?S Second RACE. 3.year-olds IN, fgT-
$3.50 won; Kinsman. 10 liz lC3le1 oz s9i6q. tR5J
nett1 S3.70. third. Time: 20. ST
Charles Rosamond and Decetful also ran.
THIRD RACE. 3year-olds up; fuEionks
Julie. 104 lSporrit. Sl4 70. olo;5o' S2200'
81 so. second: Brown Betty I07 tFlnnerIy
So third Time. 1.24 4. Fire Boy. BAH
Gee and Prodgal also ran.
FOURTH RACE. 3-year-olds and up / -
miles-Settee 106 lSporrll. Sl2-7O. S5go
81 90 won: Son of Tromp. 100 lO,Donne4 ,
$40. S67Q. second; Article X i49 asIaro a 2e.
FIFTH RACE. 3-year-olds up; ] y miles 80
Hot Pepper 90 tMaguirel. S22 so. $500
81 10 won: Squarson. Ill f9urkel. 50 so.
81 90. second: Skives Dale. 100 tIerratt q.
81 so third. Time. . OF 4 Lardl. Geo.
SIXTH RACE. 4year-olds and, up: ! y
miles-Music Master: LOG tAhell1 $40.
S51O. $3.50. won: Future. 1O3 tBarnett .
S5. 30. So 80. second: Halu. 1O3 MCCOY .
SO 60 third. Time. . 80. Rankin, Pilgrim
and Paddle also ran.
mile and 10 yards-John Finn. 10 lDel-
iowl. So 40. So 80. So 80. won; Fehrah,
ITO (Finnerty) So so. 81 so. second; Gsn-
try. 95 (Banett. S410. third. Time ~
Louie Buck. Miles s.. Sister Josella and West
Point also ran.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
KENNEL SHOW LIST
TO CLOSE TUESDAY

But three days remain for entries to
be made In the 18th annual dog show
of the Washington Kennel Club, to be
held April 19 and 20 in the Arcade,
Fourteenth and Park road. The clubs
Offices at 2130 p street northwest will
be open today, tomorrow and Tues
day up until 8 pm.
Several hundred entries were made
during the past week.
Show rules provides that each dog
entered shall be examined by a veter.
marian before being allowed in the
show hall.
DIR. William p. Collins, club presi-
dent, says that two veterinarians will
be on hand day and night during the
show.
Conditions at the show this year
will be better than ever" says DIR.
Collins, 1.-The Arcade Auditorium is
sufficiently large to permit the proper
exhibit of every dog entered, at the
same time allowing ample space for
the public. There is plenty of light in
the show hall. Conditions will be
ideal"
DR.. Collins says the club is anxious
that local entries be larger. He points
out that any dog of any recognized
breed, pedigreed or not, may be en-.
tered. officers Of the club will aid
novices in making out entry blanks.
Frank P. Leach is chairman of the
bench show committee. Other mem
bers are: DIR. Collins, w. f. Sterling,
E. Hume Talbert, George Lehker and
Charles A. Watson. Veterinarians are
DR.. /. NJ. Cashall and c. label Robin
son.
DR.. Collins Is president of the club;
Frank P. Leach, vice president;
Charles A. Watson, secretary-treasur-
er, and the board of governors com.
prises Mrs. Marion c. Durphy, Mrs.
Mary Cowles Pope, Mrs. r. c. Birney
and Messrs. Collins, Leach, Watson,
Talbert, Cashall and Robinson.
The show Is being conducted this
year by the George F. Foley Show
organization Of Philadelphia.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
BOWIE RESULTS

5ssn A1SF iasss|Sfs ssf00
S2 80 second; Sphere, III &c. Lang. g. 70.
sEcoND RAGE Af ! nile GS' and ai' 70 yards; for
3.year- olds and up-Gayly 107 tStotun;
dLacosteli $l1.10. $50 second; camou-
ase s6 l2 sa.s Pbarvfy SSoq third Time
THIRD RACE. .3-year-oids and up: 6h
s. $50. $40. 50 90. 6o"',ie Won: Ten sixty. 1o7
!chalmers)., 5000. $3.50. second; Mark
Mss'er Ia GsyIagd third vain. Time
Mabel G and Butterbright also ran
furlongs-Senator Norris, III q. McTag-
alrnes ,TqrneT). 81 20 third Time l:99% zoe
FIFTH RACE. 3-year-olds and up; r.
mlies-Oppernan. 1l6 tTurneE). S3.70.
$40; S2 80. won: Blue Hill. 107 (Harveyl
Isnl. $3ao; third Time. S i i46&. Vviiiaser
and furlongs-Wilkes Barre lis (Har-
yyeeyl. 80. 81 so. $3,10. won; Modesto
van pn,eR M2S seso sesSnd sSTd
Time 200. Darius. Volcano and Gray Ca
;" SEVENTH RACE. s.year,olds and up;
h miles-eThe Roll Call. l07 tSteinhardtl
$3.50. $500. 50 90. won; Clearview. 107
RsSosta se6 sSrd feeona Time JimsS9 S2
Moon Magic Mary b.. Brotherly Love and
First Edition also ran.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
Jones Still Worthy Golf Champion Compson in Links Exhibition He
BOWIE HANDICAP GOES
TO SENATOR NORRIS


By the Associated Press.
NEW YORK, April 3.-Making his
first appearance of the season under
colors, Singlefoot, fleet four-year-old
racer of j. f. Griffith. was badly
beaten today in the Springtime Handi-
cap at the Bowie track.
Singlefoot was several lengths be-
hind H. G. Bedwell's Senator Norris,
winner of the 51a furlong sprint in
the fast time of 1906 3.5. g. G. Win
frey's Tester finished second.
Singlafoot carried a heavy impost of
1876 pounds, and apparently did not
take kindly to the Bowie track. Sena-
tor Norris broke in front and remained
there throughout the race, with Tester
in close pursuit all the way.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
DUCKPIN LEAD TAKEN
BY CONVENTION HALL

Convention Hall Stars sprang big
surprice by outrollins the King Pin
Start by las pins at Convention Han
last night in the first half OF the 10
game contest. Convention Hall won
four of the five games.
Four of the five men on the Con-
vention Hall team shot over the 900
mark, while only one of the King
Pins reached that height.
AL Work bowled the most consist
emily, getting a set of 645, while Frank
Miller landed the highest game. of
1853. Wolstenholme did the best work
for the King Pins, getting 604 set.
Megaw had high game of 147.
The final five games will be rolled
next Saturday night on the King Pin
No. l alleys.
The scores.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
LOCAL CRICKET SQUAD
WILL PRACTICE TODAY

Cricket will be added to the Spring
sports program here today when the
Washington Cricket Club meets at
2:30 for a practice game at Potomac
Park.
The field is located near the lower
end of the Tidal Basin, just off the
Washington and Old Dominion Rail-
way line.
Alfred Wynn is acting secretary
of the club.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
TILDEN SENT LIMIT
TO CONQUER CHAPLIN


AUGUSTA, Ca, April 3.-William
T. Tilden, I'd, won the tennis singles
title of the South Atlantic States after
defeating A. H. Chaplin jr., Spring
field, Mass, 6-2, 6--8, Cd, 1--6, 6--3.
Tilden, in addition to the singles
title, shared the double honors with
Sandy Weiner, Philadelphia. They
beat Howard Voshell, Brooklyn, and
Chaplin, 6-4, Cd, IS, Ii. 6--S.
Although somewhat handicapped by
a wrenched knee, Tilden ran true to
form in downing Chaplin. He easily
won the first set, but was toutplayed in
the second and annexed the third, but
dropped the fourth.
The final set was fiercely contested
and Tilden was forced to extend him.
self.
Elizabeth Ryan, Santa Monica, won
the women's singles by defeating Mrs.
A. H. Chaplin, 4-6, 6-3, 6-4.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chaplin won the mixed
doubles charss.onship by triumphing
over Miss Ryan and Jerry Lang, New
York, 2-6, Ga, 60.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
TECH nine Defeated
BY EPISCOPAL HIGH

ALEXANDRIA, Va. April s.
Tech High of Washington lost its
first ball game of the season here
yesterday to the Episcopal High nine
by a score of 4 to 8.
Tuggles went the route on the
mound for the winning nine and was
touched up for only four hits. Jett
went four innings for the visitors
and allowed two hits, while Forrest
allowed the same number in three
frames and Dulin was nicked once
In the single inning he worked.
M. ]. Prentice, coach of the Tech
nine, was unable to accompany the
players because of illness, but they
performed under his orders and dis
played fine teamwork.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
YALE DEFEATS NAVY
NINE In LOOSE GAME

ANNAPOLIS, Md, April 3.-Yale's
tremendous stick attack gave it the
victory over the Navy on the local
diamond today, Is to 10, in a loose
game.
The Navy tried four pitchers, and
swatSmen.
Smith, who started on the slab for
Yale, was extremely wild in the first
inning. passing four and hitting two,
so that, helped by an error by Cald-
we'll, the Navy scored five runs.
Smith stuck to his work, however,
and the Navy scored in but two other
inriinQE
Evening star., 1926-04-04

bers of golf clubs do not see much
of the labor involved. A demonstra
ton now is being given in the dc
velopment of the twelfth hole at the
Washington Golf and Country Club
where the entire left side Of the fair
way is being widened by 10 yards
This will bring the fairway to the
edge OF the woods, where there for
merly was private road. The change
is only one Of many that are being
undertaken at Washington to pre-
pare the course for the Middle At.
lantic championship to be held at that
club the last week in May.
Away down South i'm Georgia
where golf blooms all the year
around and the fairways now are
green with the grass. colored caddies
tote all sorts. of fearsome tokens de
signed to bring luck to the men for
whom they work
Down Augusta way a local player
last week noticed his caddie gave
forth a peculiar metallic clank wher
he walked. The mystery was solved
on the sixteenth hole, where the
golfer in question missed a putt that
meant continuing the match. AS the
ball trimmed the cup, his caddie. a tall
duSky lad, whose erstWhile pleasaTf
face was at the moment scowling likt
thundercloud, plucked a pair OF
| horseshoes from his belt and with
the true motion of a Greek athlete
threw them deep into the encircling
pine woods. Them things amt ~
good nohow. Tomorrer I brings me
out a rabbit hoof scotched in de dark
of de moon" And the next day
found his employer winning.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
HUNTINGTON RESULTS

E.Rsz R4fE &a sSsaT2fs s and IT, fss ss
$340. won: Melvina. 1O9 tTaylor). SO,
So go, second; Pueblo. 100 (Saucier1 S4
third. Time. 03 Is. Cassius.. Pompous
san HsdT9n' Sea Mine and NY Bdd also ran
aFleassMold eEo fAf Top, 7os asmishS s9s6'
$3.20, S2;40, won; Apres Moi. % (Mazonel i;
webb. - $3.50, third. Time. 1;02 *
Golden Wings. Toombeola. Margaret Martin.
THIRD RACE. s$-year-oldsa and up; 3
se sonS ss So1 f. GaFsn Eaeret ae7 log gayPST PoS
SAG third bird Te Raaeesl o4 eaS LSsss
FoURTH RACE. 3.year.olds and up: 3
furlongs-New Moon. 9S Smith $500. So
$3.50, won: Josie M. 103 lSaucierl, So
$3.4o. second, 29ona. log webb Webb. $5,49 ;aIe
n5ea Hbe. Krishna, me Bis Hope and MsehiavslI
s FIFTH srA RACE, -3-yesr.olds and up; s fur
longs--Lavina, 9S Smith $40. S3:ZO; %
f6o'VG 100 tMasonia, S1H, : $3.50. third Time ;0s =
Mary G.. Cuba Encanto Knotgrass. Lady Ok
ford and Chile also ran.
SIXTH RACE. .,, 3-year1olds ar and and up: 5a2
Sa so wdh mif Bonnie ME Lzzie l1s
IPowseSfsy. HP5s Ssy. $40. third. Time. Il zoo =
Romping Lad. Charles Whitney and Flying
Ausf SEVENTH ven RACE. s-year-olds and up; ]
So So. out, second Lizzie N. 100 lKehrt)
out. third Time. :52b Is. Medici and
Ascot, also ram
Evening star., 1926-04-04
BOBBY'S AMATEUR STATUS
NEVER RSERIOUSLYDOUBTED.
Recent Alleged ''Rebuke'' by Officials of Govern
ing Body of Game for Extensive Play With Pros
Declared ''Tempest in Teapot"
BY w. *. McCALLUM.

been officially reproached Tor playing goh
Y K with professionals in South during the Winter
IL though he has played gooo oedl
living from the still held III hlgh
Golf Association and its oc individually
his firm refusal to entertain the many tenPe
hayeco to make money
~ Bob Jones said to have
the Hagen
he professionals much OF enPeS,
friend advSerO keeler
week covering the tennis champion
He disclosed the facts
regarding the situation found himself result OF news
been rebuked by the got asSo
Evening star., 1926-04-04
EPIPHANYS CAPTURE
S. A. BASKET HONORS

BALTIMORE, Md, April g.
Epiphany Juniors of Washington won
the South Atlantic basket ball cham
pionship in the 145-pound class to-
night by defeating the De Molay quint
Is to II,
The contest was a thriller from the
start. Close guarding on both sides
gave neither a chance to gain a lead
larger than four points, and the first
half ended with the visitors ahead.
to Z.
with minutes to go. Jung and
North Gagged baskets for the locals,
but Banta made good with a foul
shot.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
ROLLER HOCKEY TEAMS
PLAY AGAIN TOMORROW

Bearcats and Washingtons play the
second match Of their flve-game roller
hockey series tomorrow night at the
Arcade, starting at $3.50 o'clock.
The Cats" took the opening en-
counter last Monday by a score Of
Is to 0. Capt. Harry Whiting ac-
counted for seven OF the goals.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
PAPERS BAN RACING NEWS.

COLUMBUS. Ohio, April 8 R.-
Local newspapers today announced
that effective at once they would dis
continue the publication of horse rae
ing entries and results or other infor-
nation pertinent to bookmakers and
betters, The newspapers are cooper
ating with the local authorities in a
war on race-track gambling.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
BRITISH PRO STAR PLAYS
OVER WASHINGTON COURSE
Paired With Dave Thomson He Will Meet Johnny
Armour Assumes Duties at Congressional.

RCHE COMPSTON, acknowledged leader of British professional
~ golf and John Farrell of Forda perennial and
leader the New York will exhibition match today
the OF the Washington Coli and Country
will with Thomson, Wash
ngon club against Farrell and Roland Mackenzie the Middle At
champion member Walker
round will start o'clock with the afternoon scheduled
All golfers invited exhibition
luncheon will be served the clubhouse the interval
Farrell the
champion and DR. W.
Although neither hod out all their would
in the low
Evening star., 1926-04-04
MASSACHUSETTS QUINT
WINS SCHOOL TOURNEY

CHICAGO, April OP).-Fftchburg
Mass, is the new high school basket
ball champion of the United States.
The Eastern team won from Fargo,
N. D., tonight. 25 to IA, in the final
Of the annual invitational tourna-
ment of the University of Chicago, in
game in which Fargo led only for
a moment at the start.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
COLUMBIA TENNIS TEAM
WILL PLAY HERE TODAY

DumbartOn Club netmen will play
the Columbia University team this
afternoon at $50, on the Municipal
Courts just south of the Basin.
There will be six singles and three
doubles.
Columbia has one of the best
teams I'M the collegiate ranks ana
DumbartOn also is strong.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
Lineup and Summary.
Totals. 81 42715 Totals. 81 524 10

Runs-Fales. Werber Dulin. Holland (2),
Enrich. :Phelrs. Errors--Luchesse. Wiilet
81. Waller (2l. Two base hit-.Flippen.
Stolen Ibases-Fales (2). ,Werber CD. Dulin
Struck out---By- Tuggies. s: by Jett. g: by
Forrest. .5 by ,Dulin. 8. Hits-Of Jett. 2
Tuggles. 4 in 8 innings off Dulin. / in /
inning. Winning pitcher-Tuggles. Losing
pitcher-FOrrest. Umpire-Mr Jaeschke
Time of game hours and 90 minutes.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
NAVY RACKETERS WIN
FROM COLUMBIA TEAM

ANNAPOLIS, Md, April 3.-Navy's
tennis team opened its season this
afternoon by winning from Columbia,
to 2.
The Midshipmen took three Of the
four singles and got an even break in
the doubles.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
sOCCERIsTs TO INVADE.

NEW YORK, April 3.-Twenty-
members of the Hakoah Sport Club
of Vienna, amateur athletes who
claim the soccer championship of
Europe, arrive here on April IL for
a series of games with New York and
Chicago teams.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
MOJJNT RAINIER SENIORS
TO TAKE DIAMOND TO-DAY

CUNT RAINIER SENIORS hoping better their last
M wears % the diamond meet Tor
practice O'Clock Mount Rainier field Candidates
regular members of the team
Truxon Athletic Club has been selected
- act as manager assisted by Hip Canvn Don Belman
Evening star., 1926-04-04
MISSISSIPPI TAKES MEET.

OXFORD. Miss, April .P).-First
honors went to the University of
Mississippi today in the international
three-cornered track meet here with
Tulane University and the University
at Havana. Mississippi piled up 52h
points, Havana 431a and Tulane 3S.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
SOCCER CLASH rs CLOSE.

The Barhill Scottish Thistles trim
med an all-star Marine soccer team
yesterday at Quantico, to O. Al
Silver scored the goal.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
Tbe Gbening 5tar
BOYS CLUB
Conducted by ROBERT C. MCCLELLAN

to the major leagues only to fall down
because Of poor feet, and probably had
he known how to care for his feet he
BE sure your dogs" are right.
Evening star., 1926-04-04

TBAtted Tor myers IN tOufth.
tBatted for FARRELL in seventh.
Slated for Tuggle in ninth.
navy ave '''''''' .......... 9 8 Z Q 3 / 3 &16o
Runs-McClelan t5). Cusing (2l. Noble
81 Caldwell 81 ..9i zones MGcLaEren Gra Walker
(25. Hamilton t2). Oneil. Errors-Cusing,
Caldwell. Coleman t2). Leslie. Condra.
Mcclellan. Jones. Walker Hamilton Oneii.
Three-base hit--McLaren. Home, runs
Noble 12). Stolen bases-McClellan (2),
Hit by pitcher-By Smith, loneil. Myers,
Leslie5: by Zabilski (McClellan) Passed
bail~Haeriin. Double plays--McLaren to
Jones to Caldwell Cooper to Oneil to Ham
ilton, Hamilton TO Cooper to Hamilton. Struck
l. Bases on balls-off Smith. 8: off Myers.
9: off FARRELL, s.: off zabilski. 2: off Tuggle,
/. Umpires-Messrs. White and Hughes.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
The Hit and Run.

There's a runner on first and you're
"right-handed batter. Hit just in
front of the runner who is tearing for
Evening star., 1926-04-04

The total number of clubs affiliated
with the Ladies' Golf Union of Great
Britain is 969.
Evening star., 1926-04-04

The Kentucky Derby was worth
So, $50 last year, record value.
Evening star., 1926-04-04
At Los Angeles

At Los Angeles
Los Angeles s. (P. G, L.i........ Ii II 3
Batteries--AleXander. Coffman. Milstead
and Gonzales; Wright. Glazener and Hannah.
Sand iherg =. go -. - - : -.
Evening star., 1926-04-04

Totals. AZ II 25 Totals. .46 6 27 z
sBatted for Brown in fifth.
tBatted for Myers in fourth.
+Batted for FARRELL in seventh.
SRatted for rruggla in ninth.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-05

IMAGINE the lonely silence of a white African
i Imagine young Wrynne clean and fne-lo
Imagine the young man, in the almost unendu
loneliness, finding the picture of an unknown
his hearts dream of beauty and refinement, "
shapely fingers seem waiting for his hands c
whose lovely features command alteration.
Imagine this and you have the secret Wrynne
tded to his cynical hiend-the Major.
A few weeks later the Major sailed to the grea
where the girl Lucille lived BY series of am;
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-05
BANK EMPLOYE GETS
3-YEAR SENTENCE

Three years in the penitentiary was
the puniJsment assessed James G.
Morris when found guilty of embez-
element by a jury in Thirty seventh
District Court. He is alleged to have
entered a fraudulent name as a new
depositor on the books of the Guar
anty State Bank, for which be
worked, a few days after he had
been employed. He later cashed a
check for S175 upon the fraudulent
account, according to evidence brought
out at the trial.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-05
HAPPY FAMILY
ENJOYS MIXED
PROGRAM
Jazz and Classical Music
Find Favor With Fans
Of Friendly VICAR.

Jazz and classical music were both
heard by the Happy Famil::- from the
studio Of VICAR, super-power radio
phone station of the Southern Radio
Corporation of Texas and The San An
tonic Light Monday night, and proved
to be equally popular. The young
lady who presides at the telephones
of the Friendly Station and receives
the requests and applause from the
tans testified that she was equally
busy during the second hour of broad
cast when classical music was being
given as she was during the first hour
when the Original Mississippi Six
dance orchestra was filling the ether
with the bluest of blue jazz songs.
TWO-HOUR PROGRAM.
The orchestra is composed of George
Leins, director and pianist. Rex Leins,
saxophope aud clarinet: Silas Thomp-
son, saxophone and clarinet: Harry
Oliver, trumpeter: Alfred Hamilton.
banjo, and Jean Hamilton, drummer.
They will give a two-hour program
over the Friendly Station next Mon
day night.
IVhONAuS the JAZZ pEogTdIn. OuI
Fannie" Milgrom, pianist and accom-
PIANIST supreme: Alice Wasserman.
mezzo-soprano of remarkable talent
Cornelia Cazell, contralto. and Carl
Cazell. with a tenor voice of rich quail !
ity, delighted the Happy Family until !
10 O'Clock with a program of classical
and semi-classical songs and piano
solos.
FANS ENJOY PROGRAM.
These talented young artists have |
appeared over the station on other |
occasions with unusual response from |
listeners-in, and last night was nc /
exception. The fans kept clamoring
for more, literally swamping the oper- .
ator with requests which could not be .
responsed TO in the brief hour set .
aside for the program. As it was,
the announcer found it impossible 10
sign eff until 1916 O'Clock and only
then when he had promised the fans
that the musicians would make an
carly return appearance in the studio
of the Friendly Station.
They will give a program on the
night of Wednesday, January 13.
Douglas daily dispatch. [volume] (Douglas, Ariz.) 1903-1961, 1926-03-21
Mr.. Feed Tries To Get
Something For Lunch

Mr.. Feed of Douglas enters the
cafe "Eat Here" and seats himself
at a table near the center of the
room. He looks over the menu until
his eye finds the dish which is pleas
ing to his palate. He lays the menu
down with a decided movement and
looks around for the waitress. 1t
is some time before she approaches
languidly with glass of water with
butter dish on top of it. In the
meantime Mr.. Feed has re-read the
menu and changed his mind.
I'LL start with tomato salad'
says he.
Eyes, sir" and the waitress mean
ders off toward the, kitchen. Mr..
Feed consumes several crackers and
all of the butter, and looks patiently
around like a bachelor in business
accustomed to the autocracy of the
cafe. In a few moments the waitress
returns with the regret that 'there
amt no more tomatoes"
"Well make it potato salad" Mr..
Feed looks over a letter of impor-
which shows 20 minutes have passed
since he entered the cafe. He sees
the waitress approaching, and sits
erect in readiness for enjoying the
delayed repast. But the waitress is
empty handed. She wished to know,
please, if the gentleman preferred his
salad with or without onions.
wait" says Mr.. Feed, 'I have to
get back to the office; I will give
you my order for dinner I haven't
time for lunch" He gets his hat,
stops at the first hot dog stand and
hungrily eats a sandwich. Perhaps
it wouldn't be such bad idea to
look for wife who can cook" thinks
Mr.. Feed.