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Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

We do all kinds of mirror work.
We resilver your old looking glasses
and make them look like new. Price
very reasonable. VIM. H. Warren,
Milford. 1t
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

When in need of pair of spec
tacles come in and help yourself
over one hundred and fifty pairs to
select from. VIM. H. Warren, Mil
ford IL
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

Petty's Fresh Bread at eight cents
Der loaf; bread one day old at five
cents per loaf.
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15
STRAYED

STRAYED-A small pig strayed to
my house, January End. The owner can
have the same by paying for this ad,
Raymond Shockley near Laws Church.
1900 ~AA'
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

All fashion magazines in stock
Pettyjohn's Pharmacy.
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

FOR SALE-Guernsey COW, six years
old, good mixer. Clarence Calhoun,
Lincoln, Del Phone 241R13. jS2t
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

Your favorite magazines are here
Pettyjohn's Pharmacy.
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

FOR SALE-Barred Rock Matching
eggs, diarrhea tested with all reactOrs
taken out. Apply to Homer Hopkins,
FELTON,, Del. Phone Frederica 12R12.
i15-2t
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

Do you know that we sell the best
and cheapest alarm clock, also
watch in the country. We buy them
in gross lots. Just try one; they are
guaranteed. VIM. H. Warren, Mil
ford. 1t
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING

Advertising in this column costs
one cent each wOr1 for each inSer-
tiOn.
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

Petty's Homade Bread, the kind
everyone likes.
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

. FOR SALE-At Stems poultry farms
first hatch ready December 30th, 1925
and will continue throughout the entire
Matching season. If you are in the mar
ket for good quality chicks, White
Leghorns or Barred Rocks, get in touch
with w. V. Steen. Dagsboro, Del. j1-4t
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15
OBERCO LAYING MASH

Has proved its merit in maintain
ing health conditions and egg pro-
duction. SIMPSON BROS, Milford
att
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

Fresh bread at all times at Petty's
Bakery.
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att

FOR GOODNESS SAKE, and your
sake, eat PETTY'S BUTTER KRUST
BREAD; at Milford Bakery. j2S-tf
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

FOR SALE-Baby Chicks, Barred
Rocks and White Leghorns. Custom
Matching done. Phone 260R12. Scarbor-
ough Poultry Farm, Milford, Del.
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Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15
CHICKS
FROM WORLDS CHAMPION
LAYING STRAINS

The Tancred White LeghOrns and
the Improved Barron English Leg
horns of 25O-3OO Egg Foundation
Blood Lines. Strong, Vigorous,
Healthy Chicks of Highest Egg
Bred Quality.
All hatched from large vigorous high
producing to 8 year old hens that are
of large size. Some weigh 5 to pounds
each-With long deep bodies. Big lop-
ped combs, and producers of large
white eggs, averaging IS to % ozs. per
dozen. REAL BUSINESS LEGHORNS
for the person who wants to keep
chickens for REAL PROFITS. We alb
solutely guarantee no pullet eggs are
used In producing these chicks, insur-
ing good strong chicks that will live
and grow. We can also furnish best
laying strains of Barred Rocks, r. !.
Reds and w. Wyandottes. All of high
quality. We pay the postage to your
door and guarantee safe delivery and
full count of healthy vigorous chicks.
If Interested In best quality chicks
Matching eggs or puIIets at very low
prices-get our large illustrated cata-
log. WRITE or WIRE.
Jarvis Poultry Farms
PHONE SF22
ElERTTN
Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15
NOTICE

Washing cars, burning carbon,
brazing and welding a speciality.
VIM. A. Webb, Milford. a15-u
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HEATED TAXI
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MISUNDERSTANDING
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Milford chronicle., 1926-01-15

It's Easy to Save
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MILFORD CHRONICLE
FRIDAY. JAN. IS, 1926
Ask for Petty's Bread at all grOcers.

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Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-11-18
AKRON

varosaban november Ten zaj-
lott lie Thury Ilona jubileumi disz
el0adasa. Az azutan igazan ma
gyar iinnep volt. Szivbol fakado,
szepsfges. Az 0sszes helyi egyle-
TEX iidv0z0ltek AIT, aki harminc
ev 6ta szolgalia a magyar kultu-
rat. Val6sagcs viragerd6 volt a
szinpad!
Az akroni magyarsag ismet
megmutatta, hogy nem csak $50
ban, hanem tettbcn fs f6leg sziv-
ben magyar, S amikor elton az
id1k teljessegc. hivatasa magas-
latara emelkedik.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-11-18
MAGYAR

vasarok szinpompas, tanka ke-
pc tarnlt mindazok ele, akik az
Q | m ul t het folyaman felkc-
restek farrelli reformat,ls egy-
haz haromnapos nagy bazarjat.
A hangyaszorgalommal mnnkal-
kodo, lelkes asszonysereg, hatal-
mas mennyisegii port6kat hordott
0ssze az idei vasarra. A Horvat
Hallban nagyban folyt a csere-
bere, nagyszamu holmi talalt gaz
dara. A labas j6szagok sorsolasa
nagy 6rdekl6dest valtott Xxi, egy
egesz baromfiudvar allomanya
cserelt lit ga7dat.
A koz0nSeget Medve Istvan,
hubbard zenekara szorakoztatta,
volt is tame bowen. Kiilon0scn
szombat este volt vidam han
gulat, terem megtelt en'fSzen
vasaros nepseggel.
A vasari holmi Macy rfSzc azon
ban megmaradt, ugv latszik She
mango v0lgyenek magyarsaga ala
posan 'kik0ltekezctt a vasar el6tt,
ICY vasarfiara :. kcvts maradt.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-11-18
NILESI HIREK
BESZAMOL0

A nilesi Ehs8 Magyar Bctegse-
gelyD6 Egylet okt6ber l6.-an tar
totta meg na'gyszabasn mulatsa-
gat Roman Hallban. A magyar
sag hallgatott a hiv6 sz6ra ICY:
a bal nagyon szepen sikcriilt.
A bal rendez6sege, amikor koz-
zeteszi, hogy a mulatsag tiszta j0-
vedelme $6S.84 volt, mem mulaszt
hatja ell, hogy halas koszonetet ne
nyilvanitsa mindaZoknak, akik
szives megjelenesiikkel S tamoga-
tasuklSal ezt a sep eredmenyt el6
segitettek.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-11-18
(Folyt ytatas.)

az azletet, tudiatok, hogy mar egesz
hcte ait eszitek, amit az szegeny
torekeny asszony kiizzadt - tudod, tie
alias? most iiss engem is es Ambro-
set is hadarja gyorsan, nekitiize-
sedve Henrietta. Most iiss minket
megint, inert Ambrose is csak ezt akar-
Tia mondani.
Robert megtantorodott.
Az anyam?l...
lgen, az anyad! Mert Il ''szent "
munkan faradoztok. Merit ii minden-
nap - HOLNAP mar feltalaljatok a
repiilest az apaddal es inert ii exert
.mindennap MAMA mem dolgoztok,
inert holnap jon hirnev, dies6seg es
vagyon. Pfuj! Rooert-te, az apad
is sz6gyeljetek magatokat
Ambrose. ..--hebegte Robert.
Ugy-e most bocsanatot kernel to-
le? Tudod, hogy Ambrose, segitett teg
nap is 6desanyadnak vinni haza tisz,
ia ruhat IS tudod, hogy en- is egesz
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-11-18

szenved6seket, nen akarta elkedvtc-
leniteni 5ket, inert az elvonna figyel.
miiket es italian tenyleg balesetet cred
m6nyezne. Ann gyorsan feherednek a
fiift0k fejen.
Walter ujjong6 lelekkel hiszi, hogy
feltalalta repiilest. A lenyeg: a leve-
gGben maradni tudas, lebeges meg
van t0bbi, motor er6, pontos
cgyensulyozas, a kormanyzas, az mai
mind csak olyan reszletkerdes, amin
szakavatott emberek, hamarosan tul fog
jak tenni magukat.
(Folytatjuk)
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-11-18
HlJM()R
Meltosag
(Folytatjuk)

A ferj nagyon kenyes helvzet-
ben talalja felesdget 6s annal
imad6jat.
Hah, nyomornlt asszony,
kczdi...
De 8 nagysaga felbeszakitia Is
melt6saggal ICY szol:
Kerlek. ne csinalj jelenete-
ket idegenek el6tt!
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-11-18
Vallornas

= Oh kisasszony, a maga foga
gy0ngy, az ajka rubint, a SCENE
tiinkiz, haja arany, a SCENE gye
mant...
= Kolt0 maga?
- Oh mem, ekszeresz.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-11-18
@ u E E N M A r I E
BY Ernest rerenczy.

Welcome! Marie as Americas guest
To Taste and see this co,ntry's best
To know our wonderful democratic
ideals
To know just how freedom feels
And understand mans true rights
Which raises men to soaring heights.
All! I'd rather free man be
Than take any other given to me
But in your kingdom this is not true
Hungarians are killed because Of you.
Why? because they dare to say;
"I'm a good Hungarian, ay!''
UP! Up! Kossuth from your grave
Once more to free the Magyar slave!
May your soul by God be blest
But up you must from your eternal rest
and help what's ours by mans right
And by the good Lord above
Well win our freedom for our love.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-11-18
Tudonany

Els6 ur: Baratom! egy aranvOs
kislanyt tanitok angolra.
Masodlk ur: Eljntottal mar a
reszesulo m6dig?
Els6 ur: Mem, meg csak az
6hajt6 m6dnal vagyok.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-11-18

A legnjabb, legszebb magyar
n6tak teszik meg 6rdekesebbt
Thnry Ilona tarsulatanak novem
ber 2S.-an, vasarnap este tartan
do mbilanmi diszel6adasat.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
WITH EDITORS
NO FOOL LIKE AN ADULT FOOL
New York Herald-Tribune)

that least eminent clergyman com
heap all the blame
"weeie The commentator
question: pulpit that he
inclined think that the adult is
succeed him in the
Says Dr. Kirk:
business of this
by night Even
when long middle seek the pleasures
Of calm
there will be restraining in
trife the Peter Pans who
having that "ke lusty winter
kindly" desired than and embered
upward be found dancing
in sundry gofica
be justly attributed to
the dness of youth
in the pursuit
OF pleasure progentors, is because there more
the and girls of today
this
panetbed and capable of the
Certainly it not for TO
criticize them kick
it's likely ridiculous while doing
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
SHORTER AUTO RACES

races held auspices of the
American Automobile
which
track
established regularity
goes. interesting
the
promotion
take split onehaf of the entire receipts the
admissions $500 promotion Of
their half of the Thus while cleared
slightly $1OO the
while makers The split little than $1,000
n praise
likely city
ive-mfe
be growing popularity that the Phoenix
satisfied
worth the the
twenty
build the while of
entirely the running mechanical defects inability
something
criterion, the International Speed
fact
pleased
will
Douglas racing
Of
vesng
is
suggestion
racing promoters have. -
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
SANTA FE SHOWS
MORE BUSINESS

NEW YORK, April IA well sus-
tanned volume of freight traffic dur
ing 1925 enabled the Atchison, To-
peka and Santa Fe Railway company
to increase it's revenues over the
preceding year, despite curtailed
grain crops in Kansas, Oklahoma and
Texas from drought, and damage to
the cotton crop in Oklahoma and
Texas, the annual report stated to-
day. Net corporate income for. the
year was $46 157s934. Equal after
preferred dividends to $17.19 a share
on the common stock, compared with
$41,151, ,8O6 in 1924, or $15.47 share.
Net railway operating income was
$6,123,623 more than in 1924, while
total operating expenses were re-
duced~ $6, 773, ,O79. Passenger revenues
declined more than $4,000,000 due to
the increased use of automobiles but
freight revenues was $6,767, ,195
larger.
Income available for interest and
dividends was s57,4O4,652, an increase
of $4,O04,S5O over 1924, representing
a return of sos per cent return on
the investment.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
WOMEN's CLUBS

"The broadening human sympathy the freedom of will said
Croly thousand
activity, all looking wide fields of
realization of the eternal
motherhood the brother
Mrs
century the
Individual relief Civil given
practice in working together to end The
auxiliary
bylaws conduct
parliamentary procedure their
and a
this
The
began patiently learn
duties taught by the occasion.
being the first womens club in the United States is
being the first organization Of
in time there 43
federation territorial and
alung territorial possessions
Rico two
number clubs
Argentine Austria
organization of Canadian
Nothing
nineteenth writngI
National Republic Joined club someI
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

their finances permitted the pay
little inclusive and
The bill passed by
iftysxh congress- President
clubs There
departments
f25 activities
being given effective attention.
find difficulties
federation writes
perhaps
local organizations Like great
themselves but for
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
PENSION BILL
FOR S. A. WAR
VETS PASSES

Notice that house bill 1892, grant
ing pensions and increase of pensions
to soldiers and sailors of the Span
ish-American war had unanimously
passed the senate Wednesday was re-
ceived by w. c. Hathaway, of Doug
las, department commander of the
United Spanish American War Veter-
ans, yesterday afternoon, in three
separate kilograms.
Senators Ralph H. Cameron and
Henry Ashurst wired telling of the
unanimous endorsement of the meas
Nure by the senate and so did James
], Murphy quartermaster general.
The bill which has been endorsed
by Spanish war veterans throughout
Arizona, means much to both them
and their dependents. w. G. Hatha-
way has been especially active in
working for its passage.
Cameron's. telegram to Hathaway
read as follows:
Senate just passed Spanish-Ameri-
can war bill Was glad to assist.
"RALPH Fl. CAMERON"
Ashurst wired as follows:
House bill 1882, granting PENSIONS
and increase of pensions to soldiers
and sailors of the Spanish American
war and Philippine insurrection, pass
ed senate unanimously today. Sem
ate made no amendments in house
bill. L took much pleasure in sup
porting same.
Cordially,
SENATOR ASHURST."
]. J. Murphy's wire read as follows:
1882 as amended passed senate by
vote of 72 to o.
JAMES J. MURPHY,
"Quartermaster General"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES j. MONTAGUE
TURNING 'EM INTO sUBTITLEs.

TURNING 'EM INTO SUBTITLES.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To get pail of water.
Jack fell down
And broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbIing after.
Came Spring, and from the mountain
side there burst
A living stream to glad the hearts
of men,
To lave their limbs, to quench their
thirst
Anr turn their hearts to happiness
again.
Two children, each joyous carefree
thing,
Beneath the azure cloud -flecked
zenith roam
To gather liquid silver from the spring,
And fetch the sparkling bleaming
burden home.
But who can read the hidden book OF
With all its need of silence and dis
aster?
Two bruised and broken little ones
await
The doctor with his healing splints
and plasteri
See pin, pick it up
All the day you'll have good luck.
See a pin, let it lay
But luck YOU will have all day.
Though flaming youth despise the lore
of age
Eternal truth shai1 grip them at the
last,
The wisdom of the savant and the sage
Is rooted deep.y in the ancient past.
The boy ignores the tiny, rusted pin,
And goes light hearted on his laugh
ing way:
But had he picked it up, he might have
been
A general, or millionaire some day!
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
Inst Stand.

Two men were playing golf. After
an iron shot Montgomery's ball rolled
a yard or two off in the long grass.
When they found it, Monty picked it
up and put it back on the fairway
II say protested his opponent, you
can't do that"
''Why not?" said Monty
It's against the rules" said the
other, who.picked up the ball and toss
ed it back into the long grass.
Monty promptly picked it up again,
returned it to a nice lie in the fairway,
and set himself for another iron shot.
But you cant do that, L tell YOU"
said his opponent, stopping him. you
must hit where it lies or lose a stroke
And with this protest he threw the
ball out of bounds again
Again he picked it up and placing it
nicely, began addressing the ball for an
easy shot. And when the now indig-
nant opponent protested again, Monty
said:
''All right, all right, I'm going to do
it-and if you don't like it you can go
ahead and sue me!,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
The Day In Washington

The senate agreed to vote We'd
nesday on the italian debt settle
ment.
The census bureau reported in
creased cotton consumption in
March.
The senate asked Secretary Mel
lon what funds the Thompson
Philippine Mission Will use.
Capt. Wilson Brown was desig
mated commander of the presiden-
tial yacht MayfloWer.
The Spanish war veterans pen
sion bill was passed by the SEN
ate and sent to conference.
Republican house leaders agreed
to give farm relief legislation
right of way as soon as bill is
reported.
President Coolidge re-nominated
Chairman Hooper, Samuel Higgins
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
SALVATION ARMY THANKS
ALI, TAG DAY WORKERS

The Salvation Army wishes to ex-
press their thanks to Miss Winni-
fred Paul and her staff of workers
who conducted and SO faithfully put
over tag day, netting the army
S164.11 last Saturday. They elso ex-
tend their thanks to each subscriber.
This money will be used in Douglas,
and was deposited in the Bank of
Douglas with Henry Williams who
is the home service treasurer. Yes
terday funds were used to supply
food for family of eight who were
left without sustenance by the
father.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

and Walter L. McMenimen for the
railroad labor board.
Restricted government sale of
non Intoxicating beer would prob
ably aid prohibition, Assistant Sec
retary Andrews testified at SEN
ate hearing.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
Tough ON Parents.

It costs about fifteen hundred dol
lars year to send a boy or girl
through college, and about two thou
sand dollars year afterward to pro-
vide Charleston lessons.
Copyright, 1925, Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
Miserv Lovea comnnnv.

Friend lin railroad officials office
to said officiaD Il notice that your
clerks are all in fine humor; have
you been raising their wages or some
thing?"
Official: Not so you could notice
it. To be frank, it's just because my
wife has been in here and it tickles
them to death to see someone boss me
around. ."-Exchange
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

Old Farmer Gulletson, of Raspberry
Acres, having sold the south forty,
took his bride of fifty years before on
~ trip to Europe.
Look, Smanthy!> he exclaimed as
they gazed upon the leaning tower of
Pisa, "the fella musta been drunk when
he built that silo."-Life.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
PZucked From the Plains

Smile and the world smiles with you,
Kick and you kick alone,
For the Cheerful Grin will let you in
Where the kicker is never known"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
ABE MARTIN

"Meet my son, 1 raised him my
SELF" 1 heared n proud ole fash
Toned mother say t'day. "These
kitchenettes are so blamed little
L have t. bend th' rhubarb t. git it
in," said Mrs. Lafe Bud, who has
moved in tn Mary Jane Apts.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
a scotch Wnoinc

Donald; And dae ye return my love,
Kirsty
Kirsty; Weel, Donal, it's aboot the
only thing ye haze gien me that could
return.-Boston Transcript
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Buemler are
expected to arrive today from their
wedding trip to points in Texas.
They will be at home in the Tom
Nichols cottage on Tenth street.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

Customer: Let me see muzzle."
Dealer: Here is one, sir, just sold
one like this to a woman"
Customer: But the kind I want is
for a dog."-Ex.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
Merely Amusing.

General Andrews thinks that if 3.75
beer is made unpalatable nobody will
drink it. That will make the boot
leggers smile.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

Miss Laura Pirtle, of Los Angeles,
arrived yesterday to visit at the
home of her aunt and uncle, Mr..
and Mrs. e. r. Pirtle.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

Mrs. Mobiles, who has been visit
ing her son, H. L. Noble, during
the winter, left yesterday for San
Francisco to visit another son be-
fore returning to her home in
Denver.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
CUBA CURTAILs SUGAR CROP.

HAVANA, Cuba, April 14.-The Gu
ban cabinet today decided to prevent
the over production of sugar for the
next two years and I'd curtail the
present crop by at least 10 per cent.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

Professor: I forgot my umbrella
this morning, dear.
Wife: How came you to remember
you had forgotten it?
Professor: Well, 1 shouldn't have
missed it, dear, only I raised my hand
to shut it when it stopped raining
Exchange.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

A young son was born Wednes-
day at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Abdul Salem.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
Disgrace.

The sergeant of the guards was in
specting a fatigue party. Look at
your feet, Smith he Kissed at one un-
lucky man. Don't you know they
ought to be at an angle of As deg
when you are standing at attention?
There might as well have been no war
for all the good it's done youn'-Sport>
ing and DRAMATIC News.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

Miss Jane Ella Harrison, who has
been quite i'll with erysipelas, was
reported better yesterday.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
Sixteen Years Ago

Mrs. B. H. Butler of Wilcox is
visiting her mother, Mrs. Lake, on
Fourteenth street.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

Porter: This train goes to Buffalo
and points east.
Old Lady: We'll, / want train that
goes to Syracuse, and I don't care
which way it points.-Everybod s.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

Cassidy, as he rested on a stack OF
bricks. "I want to push a barrer, like
Flynn does"
You bush q barrer!' exclaimed his
friend Flanagan, scornfully. "Pwhas
the dickens d'you know about ma
chinery ?"-London Telegraph.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15

"Why did Binks widow feel so In
dignant at his funeraI?'
''The members Of his volunteer hose
company sent his a flofaI fire extin~
guisher. "-Exchange
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-15
The Poor Dear!

The POOr Dear.
A husband telephoned to say that he
could not get home to dinner. Late
as it was it would be much later when
he had finished his business.
"You poor DEAR" answered his wife
sympathetically "I wonder you can
get anything done at all with that
Jazz band playing in your office. ."-Ex-
change.
For Experts.
"I'm tired of carryin' the hod,' said
Arizona state miner., 1926-03-13
Worlds Automobile Bill
Sick bodies
made strong

"f W0S W0Sted to
q skeleton, ready to
cash in. TdNIG6
quickly built me up.
A year ago diphhs.
ria ran me dOwH.
TGNlGC again came
to the rescue. I'm
strong and VigOrONs
1Ow. % Miss Clara
JebSeN, 1903 So.
18th St.s BWrIjae-
ton, IOwG
Arizona state miner., 1926-03-13
Railroad Safety

Railroad travelling is now safer than
walking. AS a result of safety cam
paigns conducted by the railroads,
grade crossing accidents decreased Is
per cent in 1924 as compared with the
yearly average for the years of 1921
to 1923. Grade crossing accidents
constitute one of the most serious
safety problems confronting the rail
roads. Passengers on railway trains
numbered 931, 100000 persons in 1924,
with only 149 fatalities. The number
injured was Is per cent less than
the average for the previous four
years and the smallest since 1901
Despite the fact that the greatest
traffic on record was handled in 1924,
there was a decrease in the number
of fatal accidents to employees, fewer
losing their lives than during any one
year since records were started in
1SSS.-Nation's Health.