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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27

Eases Quickly When You
Apply n Little MuStsroIs

Musterole won't blister like the old
fashioned mustard plaster. Spread II
on with your fingers. 1t penetrates to
the sore spot with a gentle tingle
loosens the congestion and draws out
the soreness and pain.
Musterole is q clean, white ONT
ment made with oil Of mustard
Brings quick relief from sore throat
bronchitis, tonsilitis. Group, stiR neck
asthma, neuralgia, headache, conges-
ton, pleurisy, rheumatism, lunbago
pains and aches Of the back or joints
sprains, sore muscles, bruises, chill
blains, frosted feet, colds on the chest
Keep 1t handy for instant use.
To Mothers: Mustsrole 10 also
: made in miider form for babies
and small children. Ask for
Children's Musteroie.
Jars 3 Tubes
, I|!l J ! 4
Better thaa . mustard plaster
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27

1--WE called to tune your piano,
madam" said the piano tuner, polite
ly.
she snapped.
No. madam, but your neighbors
did"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27
JEPTHA ENcAMpMENr No !

Meetings second and fourth Tuesdays
Of each month at 7.30 o'clock.
GEO. II. WADLEIGH, C. p.
G. s. PEASLEE, Scribe.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27
Democratic Caucus

AT the Democratic caucus held a few
days ago the following delegates were
CHOSEN to attend the State convention
to be held in Portland March "a; ]. f..
Muiligan, J. NJ. Fulton; alternates, C.
". Sedgley and Emily Rideout.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27

CANTON AUGUSTA, NO. g. Pm
Regular meeting every third Tuesday
at o'clock. p NJ. degree.
LINWOOD ALBEE, Can't
G. H WADLEIGH, Cleik.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27

ing at the Boston Avenue scnooi 81
|SN1 O'Clock. The program was At.
ranged by the sub-primary ana NE.
srade OF the school, taught Dy MISE
Nellura Jacobs, and the leader anu
announcer of the program was 1872
ella Patterson. Meeting asseusa
at the usual time and the pupnss
marched to their seats to the tune =.
a snir;ted march played by the
scbpo, orchestra. The sub-primary
ana first 4rrade said a little morn
ing prayer. and the Lords prays
was repeated In unison. Ihe ne1.
nmmber on the program was q recI.
tation. "March," by Sidney Smiths
rac,tat,on. lack Frost and the
Fairy Queen" by Heba Brill anu
Robert Burrili; recitation, "A Wora
- the wise" by Marion weber,
selection by the Toy Orchestra: rec
itation. II Wonder" Alice Iurpyne.
recitation. "Bold's March" Margarse
Osier: recitation, "The Robin. Nei-
son Ward. The program closed WIN
the singing of four verses OF Amer
lea. followed by the salute to tne
fIag. Teachers and pupils were MOST
rratified to see 10 mothers present
at this assembly and hope to see ~
more next Friday morning.
The pupils Of the Sth grade OF
the Grammar school, taught by MISS
Ella Freeman, gave piayiet en-
titled "Katy's New Hat" at the Ia
comet Club house Thursday evening"
Mar. %. Following the entertain
ment a social was held and many
games were enjoyed. MISS Dorls CoIe
L T.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27

Filling Station Clerk: who's
that in the car with you?"
Tourist: "Oh, a couple of fellows
hiking from New York to San Fran
cisco"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27
FRESH FISH

W. l. MINNICK'S SHOE STORE
Must be fillet of sole" chirped
John, the jovial.-Indianapol News
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27
Grange Meeting

The Grange held special meeting
tuesday evening when the third and
fourth degrees were conferred on a
class of four. After the degrees the
lecturer presented a program of read
ings, solo by Ernest Card and a farce.
Mr.. Mum and Mr.. Mum" The usual
nne harvest supper was served.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27
General Store

Miss Cathern Riley, chief of staff
to John Orman, manager of the In
dianapolis Automobile Trade Asso-
citation, was reading a newspaper
from her home town, Middletown. the
other day. ..
Here's an odd sort of advertis-
ment," Miss Riley remarked to her
boss. Listen:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27

Fred Mulligan left for Portland
tuesday. While there he will attend
the Democratic State convention.
Miss Emily Rideout was a Bruins.
WICK and Topsham visitor Wednesday
Mrs. r. II. Douglsss ana daurhter
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27

The Winslow Congrega tional
church sewing circle will hold an all
day meeting Wednesday at the
church parlors. The dinner commit
tee is Mrs. Clara Rainey and Mrs.
Eta Patterson.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27
An Asset

you have only two or three build
ings in this town of yours"
II know" responded the enthusi-
astic realtor, "but look at the park
ing space. Wilson Every Evening.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27

A recent school-house bazaar in
Thomasten Melted $1,000 for the high
school fund.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27

Albert w. Jeffrey Of Beachwood
owns a 1910 car yet running in per
feet condition, upholstering and all.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27

Bus to Wiscasset and tOcean
Point and way stations. Right this
way please"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27
MAINE GOSSIP

II you have an unkind thought.
Think before you speak 1t:
Friendship is a fragile thing.
A single word may break 1t.
Kindly words can ne'er do harm.
They only draw us closer;
He who speaks the word that hurts
Himself shall be the loser.
Flora l.. Bishop.
WinthroD Me-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-03-27

Rockland daylight savings ad-
vocates will go no further than to
get such store keepers as favor II
together to discuss an early hour for
closing.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-12-10

rises from tine SeVenSy-IOOt gorge.
left it In 1880. This historic place OF
interest may be visited conveniently
while at Clifty Falls. which Is just
outside Of Madison.
Maintenance Of the State parks
costs the taxpayer next to nothing"
Lieber said, comparing Indiana's
parks with those Of other States.
THE Indiana appropriation was
$5o,o00 for such usage, while New
York State parks Of Indiana are
mentioned in the same breath with
those of New York State, whenever
comparisons are made.
controlled and rented by the State,
Visited by Students
while Illinois, and especially Chi
cago. have numerous parks. the dean
of botany at Chicago University
brings two classes each year to Tur-
key Run, in Indiana. for the pur-
pose Of studying the virgin botanical
specimens the State maintains there.
1t is a decided compliment of our
home reserves"
Attendance during the winter at
the parks keeps the housing accom-
modations filed to the limit, despite
the extreme rainy seasons during the
past winter and spring. the depart
ment's records show. Rates run
from $3.50 to. 1925 a day.
Half a dozen men are on duty in
each park throughout the winter
season. Visitors are usually careful
Of the fire dangers during the spring
and fall, not requiring much increase
in employees for those seasons. Be-
tween ten and twelve men handle
the influx Of summer crowds.
The special Thanksgiving dinner at
Turkey Run. which has been an an
nual event for years, will be held
again this season. The accompany
ing outdoor festival will be an at
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-12-10

Indianas State parks soon will be
seen In all their splendor Of winter
scenic beauty, according to Richard
Lieber, conservation director, who
points out that the parks are year
round institutions. The State has
six parks, two of them under con-
struction.
Turkey Run, in the north part of
Parke County, offers the nature lover
a tract Of virgin wilderness at the
junction Of Sugar creek and Turkey
Run. Hotel accommodation are
maintained throughout the winter
season to accommodate the thou
sands of visitors. Clifty Falls, In
Jefferson County, promises all the
beauty Of Icy splender-the pools,
falls and creeks in the region becom-
ing ice encrusted early in the season
and remaining frozen for days at
various periods.
McCormick's Creek Canyon,
another State reserve. is located in
Owen County, and Muscatatuck
State Park Is in jennings County;
both holding to the conservation de-
partments precedent of maintaining
the virgin woods. Indiana Dunes, in
Porter County bordering a wild re-
gion on Lake Michigan and Lake
James State Park in Steuben County,
are the parks under construction.
Hotels and summer cottages, owned,
are being erected on these reserva-
lions.
Natural Monuments
1T is the plan of the department,
Lieber said, "to keep the State
parks as the largest natural mon.
uments Of Indiana. Their historical
significance is great, due to the fact
that they are made places OF natural.
virgin beauty and not places of
amusement, other thar that pleasure
gained by over 100000 people this
year in viewing the native splendor. "
The department also maintains the
famous James F. d. Lanier home at
Madison for the inspection OF
visitors. The old mansion was re-
stored and equipped with the same
furnishings 1t had when the owner
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-12-10
5000 DEER SHOT

DENVER, Colo, Dec. 10.-During
the four-day open season in Colorado
this year more than 5000 buck deer
were shot, according to reports
reaching P. G. Parvin, State game
and fish commissioner. About the
same number was killed during the
open season last year, Parvin said.
The game and fish department is
considering recommending a closed
r. ~o~ FOR two or three years to give
the deer a chance to multiply.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-12-10
CREPE HANGERS

HONOLULU, Dec. 10.-Hawaii is
the largest market in the world for a
certain type Of crepe paper, accord;
ing to a representative of a large
Eastern paper concern who recently
visited the islands. The particular
variety is used by natives for the
manufacture Of leis (colored wreaths)
which are placed about the shoulders
of visitors when arriving of depart
ing.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-12-10
RAYS DETECT CRIMINALS
Ultra Violet Tests Used to Catch
Criminals

BIZ NEA SerVtoe
BERLIN, Dec 10. - Ultraviolet
rays. used in recent years in the
war on disease, have found a new
field. They are being used here in
the detection of crime.
German police stations are being
provided with quartz lamps for
bringing the rays to bear upon sub
jects to be examined. The rays are
of especial value in determining the
quality Of diamonds.
A thread OF cloth left behind by a
burglar can easily lead to his identi-
fication under the rays which are
more effective than the microscope
in showing up dyes.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-12-10
WELL is ICEROX

SEATTLE, Wash.-Water from
bore into a glacial stream Is to
chill the air in a new theater here
next summer. An artesian we'll has
been bored for 500 feet to obtain
the coolest temperature. In most
parts OF the country the deeper the
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-12-10
MARRIED PUPILS

MARTINEZ, GAIA man and his
wife, each IT years old, are on the
student roll OF Alhambra High
School. This was disclosed when
1t was revealed that Floyd Carroll
and frankie Lackey, seniors, ran
away and were married last spring.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-12-10
STUFFED DATES
winners

Take one pound Of dates, take
seeds from them, leaving them as
near whole as possible.
For filing, take two pounds Of
powdered sugar and mix with lit
tie milk not too much, but enough
to make it work easy. Vanilla to
suit taste. Also coloring may be
added to help looks. Put one tea
spoon to each date and press to-
gether. Roll iA pan which con-
tains granulated sugar.
Mrs. Bernard Fields, LA e. Main
St., Mooresville, Ind.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-12-10
Times Market
Basket

NOTE-The Times will give a re-
cipe fling cabinet for recipe submit
ted by reader and printed in this
column. One recipe is printed daily,
except Friday, when twenty are
given. Address Recipe Editor Of The
Times. Cabinets will be mailed to
winners.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-12-10
CHRISTMAS CANDY
Marshmallow Fudge)

Two cups granulated sugar, one
tablespoon butter, three-fourths cup
milk. Cook sugar and milk with two
squares OF unsweetened chocolate
to the soft ball stage. Add butter
and take from fire, beat steadily I'M
til It begins to thickens, then add
two tablespoons OF marshmallow
whip or one dozen marshmallows.
When thick and creamy turn into
buttered pan.
Mrs. Ira Joslin, CenterviIle, Ind,
Box PA.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-12-10
COTTAGE PIE.

Cut two small onions into thin
slices, put into a frying pan with
one and one-half tablespoon Of but
ter and cook until brown and tender.
The pan must not be too hot, Turn
the onions frequently. In q sepa-
rate pan have two cups Of diced
cooked meat moistened with little
gravy. Simmer until tender. add to
onions and very lightly stir to-
gether. In a deep pie plate put a
half inch lining Of mashed potato,
fill with the meat mixture and
around the edge pile more Of the
mashed potato. Bake in hot oven
until the potato is light and brown.
Mrs. John Kivitt, $50 N. Wayne
St., Martinsville, Ind.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-12-10

traction for a large number Of peo-
pie, Lieber said.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-10
MABEL LAID UP.

Well Hot Bozo. Next morning Geo.
went away to business properly de-
pressed but kind Of glad to escape, the
way men are, and was loafing around
the house, wondering if I was well
enough to 90 out, when what would
ring only the telephone, and there
was that Joe Bush of the Haw thorne
Club on the wire. Say Jennie, he says
to me, got a chunk Of bad news
for you, he says, and 1 says my henv-
ems don't tell me Mabel lost that even
ing coat I loaned her, I couldn't bear
II. And he says neither could l, no,
it is merely that Mabel was took to
the Aunty sceptc Hospital last night
to have her inhibitions removed, only
yesterday afternoon we discovered how
bad they was, and she's out Of the
laughing gas by now, I wisht you could
run over and see her.
Well naturally, run wasn't hardly
the word for what 1 did. I was SO
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-10
Bits of Fact

The rough bath towel that brings
healthy glow to the skin, was an nc.
cidental invention. A manufacturer
OF fine smooth toweling had trouble
with bis machinery. Instead OF the
finely woven material coming through
as usual, the threads were loose and
tangled, and, from his point Of view,
quite unfit for sale.
He set to work to adjust matters,
and after much trouble, got the ma
chine working smoothly. But in tho
course Of his work his hands Became
coated with oil and CRIME, and he used
a length of the faulty and apparently
useless fabric TO wipe off the grease.
He was quick to note that the rough
discarded stuff did the work much bet
ter than ordinary towelling, and being
always on the alert for a new idea, he
added rough towels to his stock. Tie
new stuff became popular, and the
fluffy towels soon became his chief
output and made him a wealthy man.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-10

1 personally myself hadn't never
been in the bldg. before, so didn't
hardly know how to speak to the lady
in the white linen kelly which was
sitting behind the big desk. But 1
needn't of bothered on account she
spoke first, giving me q piercing look
which 1 felt sure included that hole
in my underwear which I hadn't took
time to fix. and she says, well, what
is the matter with you? And l says,
well, that's me. perfectly well.
Who d'you wanner see? says she
then, not in the least believing me, and
ex-raying my face with a glance like
she was counting the Filings in my
teeth even before / had a chanst 10
open my mouth. Well, wanner see
patient, says to her in a weak voice.
What colour, says the nurse. l amt
sure, says, on account I have never
seen her without her makeup, but j
guess that after the operation she
must be fairly white. says. Any
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-10
TO the Editor:

IO tine Edltor:
This Is the season of the yr,
when the great American public
reaches its sublimest heights and goes
in for a orgy Of banquets, and the
demand for after dinner speakers is so
much greater than the supply that
even the undersigned gets 3 and A let
tiers per wk, asking me will I address
the Yuma Women's Pressing and
Cleaning Club, the Amalgamated Beard
Chewers' Association of Lancaster,
and etc. and please state fee for same
and this in spite of the fact that !
have repeatedly give out statements
making it clear that don't talk after
dinner except in my own and the mort
gage company's home, where I general
~ always deliver a eight word Grafton
entitled II wish I had not eat so
much"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-10
CROSSING BRIDGE OF signs.

Well. that nurse may of thought it
was all RICH: for me TO 20 right UP,
but before the boy had reached the
thirteenth floor didn't feel so sure,
On account az about the Eecond floo-
two walters, or something, trundlcd
into the cage with me a little white
table something on the style q IN
ironing board, and although It was
perfectly empty, something told me ii
wasn't meant to eat on, and ! didn't
care for II, at al. In fact there was
absolutely nothing attractive about it.
And Hot Bozo. il the darned thing
didn't get taken off at the same floor
as me. and 90 trundling down the
corridor right ahead. This was morn
l could stand aud I turned 10 the e,e.
vator boy, for comfort. Hey, boy, /
says, which way is thirteen thirteen:
And the elevator-chauffeur says fol-
Ter the band wagon. it's six corridors
down and two to the right, last door
on the left, leave operating room on
your right, crossing bridge, TO An
mex.
Well, when he handed me them d.
rections, / took one good look at oil
the open doors along the hall. Heav-
ems knew what kind Of l2om they was
opening On. or what person might
see inside. If rash enough to look
As for how ] felt when ] thought d
what might come out Of them doors a
any minute, why ] weakened com
pletely. but just too late. seeing thu
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-10
Lardner Explains His Golden Silence

murrer and not keep on asking me
as it only means heartache for both
of us. Not only is public speaking .
physical and moral impossibility a.
far as I am concerned, but I am un.
der the impression that it is becoming
tougher and tougher even for those
who can and will speak. gathered
this impression at the last banquet /
attended, an affair given by Christy
Walsh at which the guests Of honor
was Babe Ruth, Fielding II. Yost.
Knute Rockne, Glenn Warner and
Tad Jones. The Babe didn't nav
moro than fifty words, that is differ
ent words, and Christy male an ef-
fort to help the other speakers by re-
questing we boys to ask each Of them
a question, the answering of which
would give them something to ray.
Now when It becomes necessary to
give football coach something to say,
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-10
As Irrisipilus, the great Roman

AS Irrisipilus, the great Roman
- Householder, once wrote as q
perscription-in tablet form, probably,
paper being scarce in them old an
cient days-well anyways as be once
wrote -Im memorium pro bonehead
publico, saleritius packs 70 biscOmb
uneda.-
And whatever that means, the
truth Of It certainly come home TO me
last week when I made up my mind
that George, that's my husband, hadn't
worried over me half enough lately,
and that II was high time I com
menced complaining about not feeling
% good. and cts. As every female
wssran knows, especially IL married.
one IVY TO keep a husband is to keep
hin srried, and II she don't fall
sid onct in q while, why he Is kinda
apt to fall down on his effectiveness.
And, 20. having all Of a sudden
realised where / had been neglect
ing ny witely duty in this respect,
.o-neno.S Ioot;no around for few
symptoms and found them without
hardly any trouble at all. didn't
even haf to read Old Doctor Dicks
Deadly Remedy Almanac which the
drug store had give US for Xmas when
j paid the Nov. bill. This Almanac
was full of facts about New Moons,
St. Swithern's Day, Rheumatic Fever
and every other form Of disease,
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-10

assisted by the advice Of good many
admires in Cincinnati, o., and Peoria,
H., where talked for money and
thereby ran the risk Of arrest for
grand larceny and fraud. Not since
the San Francisco convention in 1920,
when everybody caught the disease
from constant and unavoidable associa-
ton with Democrats, have I answered
fearful pleadings foi a speech and my
response on that occasion, dinner at
Tait's given to Daron Runyon for no
reason, was so eloquent that the ma
tive sons excused themselfs during its
progress and went out to the tele-
phones to get their wife out Of bed and
tell her not TO set up. Vulnerable
times since then I have said, in writ
ing and in no uncertain terms, that my
speech making days was over before
they had fairly began, and nothing
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-10

has occurred or VIII occur to shake
this holy resolution.
But it seems hard to believe, and
maybe peoples skepticism gains sup
port from items like the following,
which I take the liberty Of clipping
from the Sioux Falls, 8. D., Argus:
vermilion, 8. D., Dec. 20.-Ring
W. Lardner, is to be the main attrac-
ton at the first annual Gridiron din
ner, to be given the evening Of Journal
ism day, January 90, by the South
Dakota Chapter of Sigma Delta Chi,
mems professional journalistic fra
ternity, the volante announces. A
definite announcement to this effect
was authorized by the fraternity upon
the strength Of telegram received
from Lardner himself stating that he
would be able to cone to vermilion for
that occasion.
The telegram:
Longs Island, New York,
Dec. 3, 8 p. m.
Sigma Delta Chi,
University of South Dakota,
Vermilion, s. d.
In reply to yours date would be glad
to speak at gridiron dinner vermillon
January % stop my price Is 100 dol
lars plus expenses stop write me fur.
Their.
Ring Lariner.
The fraternity is also making an ef-
fort to bring Irwin 8. Cobb TO Yer
million as an added attraction. To
date no reply has been received from
the famous short story writer.
According to the present plan, the
creator Of you Know Ne ALI will
be asked to preside as Roastmaster for
the evening. In the event be accepts
that position the success of the dinner
will be assured, as Mr.. Lardner has
acted as Roastmaster In the annual
Gridiron Nights in Washington, D. c.
sponsored by the Washington Press
Club"
Now the above item is substantial
ly true except as follows:
1. / did not send no telegram at
no time as stated, but did write them
a letter and say I could not be pres
ent on the date mentioned as that is
our nurses night out.
.. The sum of $4,000 and no hun
dreds dollars would not buy the trous-
seau required for the trip, such as
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-01-10
Mutter and humble
J. p. Medbuy--------------

proprletorf
Mumble-I did.
Mutter-And what did he say?
Misunderstanding. He couldn't
hear what I called him.
Mutter-Well Mr.. humble, there
are lots Of marvellous things about
this place.
Mumble-That's right Mr.. Mutter,
and I'm going down to the station
in the morning and take one Of them
home.