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, 1926-03-10
WHAT THE PUBLIC
REQUIRES

They want US to print free of
charge all funeral notices and a lot
of good things about the deceased.
They want US to print church and
school notices free, and also enter
tainments for pay likewise.
They want US to print free notices
and announcements of weddings to-
gether with how pretty the bride
looked and what becoming clothes she
wore. .
They want US to print free all the
news about what a good town we live
in and what a great place it is TO do
business IN.
They want US to print free of
charge notices of Johns or Annie's
visit to a neighboring town and how
royalty they were entertained there.
They want US to print free of
charge how popular a certain candi-
date is that is running for office.
They want US to print free of
charge sundry other things too nu-
merous TO mention, for all Of which
If we ask for unpaid subscriptions, or
want our people to advertise, fire.
quently deaf ears are turned, and the
, 1926-03-10
THEY NEEDED TO PRAY

A preacher at the close of one of
his sermons said: LET all in the house
who are paying their debts stand up"
Presently every man, woman and
child, with one exception, rose to their
feet.
The preacher seated them and said:
"Now let every man not paying his
debts stand up" The exception, a
careworn, hungry looking individual,
clothed in a last years suit, slowly
assumed a perpendicular position.
How is it, my friend, asked the
minister, "that you are the only n
not able to meet his obligations?"
81 run a newspaper" he answered,
meekly, "and the brethren here who
stood up are my subscribers, and"
"Let US pray" exclaimed the min
lister.
, 1926-03-10
SOME REAL ANSWERS

A few of the reasons why school
teachers die young are:
That a blizzard is inside of a hen;
that the feminine of swain is swine;
the plural of spouse is spice; Louis
XVI was gelatined during the French
Revolution; the organs of despera-
ton are the lungs and diaphram, the
blood vessels being the veins, arteries
and artilleries; gender shows whether
a man is masculine, feminine of lei
ter; a Illuminating animal is n that
chews its own cuts and one of the f.
cures of speech is polomial.
, 1926-03-10
UNITED WE STAND"

Nothing is more important to Cody and Park county than the
prosperity OF the people in our community and nothing will con-
tribute S much toward the prosperity of a community, a country
OF d state IS cooperation. Work together. If you can help
your neighbor without injury to yourself, help him; you will profit
by 1t IN the end even though you can see no direct benefit from your
act. Don't be a bunch of static disruDtinp +be even flow ~ co-on-
Grafton IN your home town or community if you want to prosper
lark county as a whole is just entering the greatest era of pros
per1ty in its history if we will only get together and stay together
and forget petty personalities in working for the general good of all
, 1926-03-10
K. F. B. u. to Broadcast
Agricultural Programs

The Wyoming Extension Service
have inaugurated a series of agricul-
tural programs to be b~roadcasted from
Station X. F. B. U. at the University
of Wyoming at Laramie each Tuesday
and Thursday from IL 80 to 1870 p. m.
Questions received. by mail on any
phase of agriculture or home-making
will be answered at the same hours
on the same dates.
, 1926-03-10
PAY UP!

Wouldn't it be just one grand and glorious feeling if everyone
that owed you money would come in and pay it and then you could
have that extraordinary pleasure of taking your little check book
around and paying all of your bills and the other fellow could do like
wise and so on ad inhnitum. Just how much liquidation does a hun
dred dollars mean. If you pay the grocer $40, the grocer in turn
pays his delivery man the $40, the delivery man pays a $40. coal
bill, the coal man pays the dry goods merchant S1O and the dry goods
merchant comes in and pays his $40. to you and you have the little
old ten spot back but see what a n amount of lquidtnng it has done
in the short time it was out of your possession. you pay me so 1
can pay the other fellow" would be a rather unique and most ap-
proprate form of greeting.
, 1926-03-10
A FLORIDA MAN WROTE THIS

One evening l went out to milk
the COW and although l heard her bell
ringing, l couldn't locate the animal.
| walked into a swamp and found the
mosquitoes had eaten the COW and
were ringing the bell for the calf.
, 1926-03-10

printer is left to make his living some
other way or starve.
1t takes money to run a newspaper
and no town is considered a fit place
to live in whose citizenship does not
loyalty support its home paper.
, 1926-03-10

DR.. Crane, President of the Wyom-
ing university, is sheduled to deliver
an address over the K F B U broad
casting station at Laramie, at 900
p. m, Monday, March 18th, and radio
fans wishing to listen to something
worth while should make it a point
to tune in at this time.
, 1926-03-10

1t is estimated that new cusswords
have been added to our language by
every alarm clock.
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ing As the towns advertiaing
agency. The MeivindaIs patrol
wagon. 1t developed. Is the first
wagon Of lie kind IN the United
States to Be used Tor d 1itney.
Motorists who have seen the
wagon lately have concluded that q
raid had Just been made somewhere
in the VILLAGE But. accCrdenv
and George wv. Foster. VILLAGE clerk
nothing could be farther from the
truth.
The passengers are all upright
citizens on their way To work and
taking the only means of trans
portation available.
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driven by Miss Lillian Bartlett,
skidded on the state road near the
Mataket coast guard station, and
overturned.
Miss Bartlett and Frank Gill
bert, owner of the car, were PIN
ned under It and suffered injuries.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-06-30
ISLE HAS FIRST
AUT0CRASH

NANTUCKET, Mass. June 50.
This island. which until May. 1913.
barred automobiles from its shores
and roads. has just had its first
fatal auto accident.
James e. Taylor, Is, sustained .
broken neck when an automobile
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-06-30

Tony A. Garafano and Mrs. isabelle
D. MacLean, Lynn supervisor Of
Americanization, Hannaford came
here from the circus lot in Lynn
to apply for his papers. He gave
his original home as Barnsley, Eng
land, and said he came to America
In March, 1912.
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PUBLIS SHEER s
HOME BOMBED
n Internatlonal News Service

WHEELING, w. Va, June 3d.
The home of H. c. Ogden. publisher
Of the Wheeling Morning News and
the Wheeling Evening Intelligences.
was bombed just before dawn today,
The back porch was wrecked. but
nobody was injured.
Ogden is in Charleston, but Mrs,
Ogden and three children were in
the house at the time OF the blast.
Chief Of Police George Buchwald
said a dynamite charge was used
He said no arrest had been made
and that he was at a loss to &C.
count for the outrage.
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PATROL IS USED
As : NTNEY'
d Internatlonal Nswa servIee

DETROIT. Mich, June 3d. Mel
vindala. the west side village. whose
police department some time ago
put the town on the map BY stop
ping Henry Ford's car for speeding.
is making q new bid Tor notoriety.
Again the police force Is serv-
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colt Ban KiIIs Doe

CHICAGO, June S0-Rex, a val
liable collie, owned by j.. G.. Cary,
was killed by golf ball driven by
his master in practice.
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Two riders on small German
automobile sit astride a single seat,
one behind the other.
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Scientists have figured that near
~ 100000 spiders would Be re-
quired TO produce q pound Of web.
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-Photo 81 Internatlenal

Haiti's Agitators Denounced
NEW YORK, June 3O.-Agitators
seeking to start trouble between the
United States and Haiti were as
sailed in an address here by Presi
dent Louis BoFno of Haiti.
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ANGUS CLOWN
. To BE CITIZEN
By international News Service

SALEM. Mass, June sO.- Edwin
Poodlesl Hannaford. famous circus
clown. Is going TO become 4 citizen
Of this country. He has applied for
first papers here, and he has SO.
lected Lynn as his home.to-be.
Accompanied by Representative
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Directors of Chamber OF
Commerce to Meet Monday

Directors of the Douglas Chamber
Iof Commerce and Mines will meet at
the local chamber office Monday eve
ming at 1880 to discuss several i'm
portant issues.
The gathering will mark the first
regular meeting since the new Off
GERS took over the reins of the cham
ber for the new fiscal year and for
that reason will have considerable
business to dispose Of.
AS one or two of the directors are
out of the city, it is requested that
all those who are here make it a
point to attend the meeting. Officers
for the new year who were elected
during the latter part of May include
f. d. Hubbell, president; A. b. Pack
ard, vice president, and A. j. Nc
Kinnon, treasurer Ha
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
UNION CHURCH
MEET TONIGHT

Union worship will be held Sunday
evening at the Tenth street park.
Chorus singing will be a feature Of
these services, and the young people
of the participating churches are
urged to join in the chorus. Rev. O.
L. Enyeaft of the Methodist church
will deliver the sermon.
The offering, of these services will
be used toward the expenses of the
Daily Vacation Bible school, which
will open Monday morning at .
o'clock. The beginners and primary
department will meet in the Grace
Methodist church, junior girls in the
First Baptist church; Junior boys at
the Presbyterian church, and the in
termediate boys and girls at the
Christian church.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
DODGE EFACTORY
WORKS HARD TO
PREVENT WASTE

TO be able to rescue thousands Of
tons of iron, steel, lumber, paper and
other material, which commonly is re-
ferred to as waste or scrap and re-
claim it financially is one of the
problems of all industrial plants to-
day. Such reclamation work is a
factor in keeping down costs of the
finished product.
In large corporation such as
Dodge Brothers, Inc, this rescue OF
waste material is no longer a prob
lem.
Under a highly efficient system ev-
cry piece of discarded metal, lumber
and paper, that cannot be utilized in
some manner in the corporations
plant again, is collected and segregat-
ed in bins and ultimately finds it's
way back to it's point of origin to
be used again in the manufacture of
new material.
In the salvage of lumber alone the
process used by Dodge Brothers, Inc,
is one of the marvels of industrial
life today, millions of board feet Of
making a saving of hundreds of
thousands of dollars.
/ According to reports of the cor
poration there was sold from the
plant in 1925 waste material totaling
$1,500,000. Scrap iron, steel and nom
ferrous metals form the bulk of such
sales.
An amount nearly equal to this was
saved in reclaiming various kinds of
material for further use in the
plant. Prices of this so-called waste
material ranged from 5000 a ton for
low grade irop scrap to $1,000 ton
for metal having tin content.
SO highly 6ystematized is the sal
wage department of Dodge Brothers,
Inc, that the greater portion of it's
scrap iron, steel and paper may move
direct from the plant to the mills
for consumption without further sort
ing.
The largest item in this salvage
operation is the collection of cast
iron borings, turnings, flashings, steel
sheet clippings and non-ferrous met
ais
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Y. M. c. A. CAMP
BREAKS UP; ALL
BOYS ARE HOME

'~The Douglas Y. NJ. c. A. boys re-
turned. from camp Friday. after
spending 10 days in the beautiful
Chiricahua 'mountains. There were
60 boys in camp and every one had
great time The regular Y stand
ard program was put on and it went
over in great shape. Boys that won
the Blue Rag are as follows: War
rem Gill Of Tucson, Lowell oliver Of
Bsbee, ~ McKelvey, Tucson; c.
Young, Tucson; I. Thrasher, Douglas;
|W, Gibson, Douglas; II. Thaw, Doug
las; H. Harden, Bisbee; A. Metz, Tue
son; G. Jackson, Tucson; V. New
conner, Tucson; r. Bauers, Douglas;
IR. Quint, Tucson; A. Lohse, Tucson;
IS Herrell, Tucson; J. Gresham, Bis
bee; c. Moore, Bisbee; j. Martin,
Douglass Fl. Bauman, Tucson; NJ.
Jacks, Douglas; H. Ream, Douglas;
j. Wise, Tucson, and F. Mcknight of
Tucson. These boys were chosen as
the best campers.
Jack Deeming and William Skill
ing won the highest honors for boys
who were second year campers, who
had won the Blue Rag at some pre-
vous Y standard camp. They were
given the Brown Rag.
The three highest boys in Bible
study were Lovel oliver of Bisbee,
with SO2 points; c. Moore of Bisbee,
with 500 points, and Jack Deeming,
Jr., of Douglas, with 100 points.
The sweater emblem presented to
the best boy camper in camp was
won by Roy Quint of Tucson.
Dr. Allen of Tucson was camp
physician and said that it was the
easiest job he ever had, as he did
not even have to open up the pack
ages that. contained the medicine that
every boy Iikes--castor oil and Ep-
som salts DIR. Allen accompanied
the boys on all the hikes so that in
case anything should happen, the
boys would receive medical attention.
At the last camp fire the boys
discussed freely upon how they en-
joyed the camp and suggested i'm
provements that would help make
the camp a greater one next year.
The editor of the daily paper, "The
Daily Baboo," was Warren Gill, with
10. oliver as assistant. The camp was
in charge of J. w. Deeming of Doug
las, assisted by N. Bullion of Tucson
and j. Hunt of Bisbee.
Neal Bullion of Tucson will be di-
rector at the second interstate Y.
M. c. A. camp, which will be held at
the same place in Pinery canyon in
1927.
Arrangements are being made for
an older boys camp, which will be
held just before, the schools reopen.
All older boys that would like to go
can get more information from the
officials of the Y. M. c. A.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
MATsUDA beats ANDRUs.

GLOBE, June r. - Matty Matsuda
retained the welterweight champion
ship of the world last evening when
he threw Nick Andrus of Boston in
two straight falls before a crowd es-
timated at 1000 in a local ball park
Shorty Henderson. Miami light heavy
weight grappler, won from Jack For
man of Dallas, Texas, a heavyweight
by keeping the Texan from beating
him twice within 80 minutes. For-
man substituted for Jim Tehis, New
Mexico champion
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Horned Tonds Going Fnst

In communication received yes
terday from Joe Tardy, who has been
in Mon'%eal Canada attending abe
Kiwanis convention, he states thai
there has been such a demand for
horned toads, that he has left but few
of the so that ne. took with him. He
also stated that at the time of writ
ing he was 200 miles from Montreal
and was to make an address, while
Dr. E. w. Adamson, also delegate
to the convention, had already spoken.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
commencement Announcements
Received in Douglas

/ Announcements of the commence
iment exercises at the Glendale union
high school in Glendale, Calf, have
bee nreceived by friends of the
Misses Dora Mae Dicus and Agnesse
Elizabeth Dicus, former residents OF
this city Both girls are graduates
of the high school with the summer
class The exercises will be held on
Thursday evening, June II, in the
Glendale high school auditorium.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
To Instruct Essex Troop

Capt William Kenahan, formerly
with the 10th cavalry, now at Fort
Riley, Kans., has been detailed for
special duty with the New Jersey
national guard. He will be stationed
at Newark, N. ]. as special instruc-
tor of cavalry to the old Essex troop
which was stationed here during the
Mexican Instructions in 1916.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Trip 10 white Mountains

Miss Elsie Toles, rormer Cochise
county 1school superintendent, who
recently returned from Berkeley,
Calf, and her sister, Miriam Toles,
will accompany Mr. and Mrs. Walter
Hawley to the White Mountains on
a vacation trip.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
To Teach in summer Sessions

John A. Sexson, superintendent of
the Bisbee public schools, and George
H. Meredith, assistant superintendent,
are leaving this week to teach in sum
mer sessions. Sexson will teach school
administration and educational psy.
chology at the University of Arizona,
while Meredith will instruct in thts
same subjects at tho Teachers college
in Flagstaff.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Leaving Today

After the usual services in his
church today, Rev E. w. Simonson,
rector of st. Stephens Episcopal
church, is leaving for 10 days visit
in Los Angeles. His family is there
and his daughters at present on
vacation. Reverend Simonson will take
but one Sunday off duty at this time,
and will return for services June 27.
If needed, he can be reached through
the clerk of the vestry, James East.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
DOUGLAS DAILY DOINGS
To Grand Canyon

Mrs. K. Stewart and Mrs. Chester
Baines are leaving Sunday morning
for Grand canyon on a two weeks
trip.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13

Ladies' of Christian church will hold
baked food sale, PattersOn's candy
store. 11O7 G avenue, Saturday morn
ing, June 19.-Adv.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Meeting Of ID. H. S. Alumni

Douglas high school alumni will
hold a meeting in front of the high
school building Monday at p. m.
for the purpose Of nominating Off
GERS for the coming year and MAX
ing preparations for the alumni dance
at the Douglas Country club FRIDAY
June 18. Officers of the association
are Mary Frost, president, Ray Chap
man, vice president, and Joe Good,
secretary treasurer.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Returned Home

Mrs. Frieda Campbell has returned
to her home in Phoenix, after spend
ing several days with her son, Jay
Campbell, in this city and her sister,
Mrs. Nathan Brown, in Bisbee.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Weekend Visitors

Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Haight and Mr..
and Mrs. G. B. Townley of Phoenix are
spending the weekend in Douglas,
while on motor TRIP through the
southern part of the state
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Mrs. DaIhOVer Dies
In California

In CaI1OrhIa
Word has been received here of the
death in San Bernardino Calf, of
Mrs. Martin Dalhover, former resident
of this city, tThusday night. Mrs
Dalhover had been i'll for several
years The family resided in Douglas
for about three years, moving to CALI
fornia last March Surviving are her
husband and one son, Raymond Dali
hover. The funeral was held Friday
in San Bernardino, where tnterment
was also made.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Tn Prescott on business

James 7. Boyle and Harry Pickett
of the firm of Knapp Boyle and
Pickett left Saturday evening for
Prescott where they will try case
on Monday They expect to return
here Tuesday.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13

Announcement is made of the brit
of child to Mr. gand Mrs. H. S. Don
aldson of 1888 Greene street, on Fri
day, June IL. N2M@ s444
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Home From College

Henry Bollweg is spending the sum-
! mer vacation with his parents, Mr.
and Mrs. e. Bollweg, of S26 Seventh
street. Bollweg is a student at thu
University of Arizona.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Miss Van SicIen
WEEDS NIr. ChiIdqTS

Miss Elsie Van Siclen and Mr. e. II.
Childers, both Of Douglas, were mar
ried in Tombstone Saturday, June IL,
according to announcement made here.
Mr.. Childers is employed at the Calu-
met and Arizona smelter. The couple
will make their home in Douglas.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
How Much
Would You
Need?

Another prOmi n e t
professional man in
Phoenix has come to
realize that the Pacific
Mutual's Nom -Cancell-
able Policy is a good
thing to have in case of
sickness or accident.
Read the following let
ter Of appreciation
from DIR. VIM. G.. LentZ,
who has been practicing
dentistry in Phoenix
for many years:
Gentlemen:
II wish to thank the
Pacific Mutual for the
courteous trea t m e n t
and prompt payment of
my claim on my Non
CancelIabIe policy dur
ing my recent illness.
Your plan of paying
each month was very
helpful and appreciated
by me.
"The total amount |
received from your
Company was $3,333.3O.
It was a fair settlement
an d satisfactory in
every way, and / can
not too highly recon-
mend your Company to
my friends.
"YOurs sincerely,
''WM. G. LENTZ."
DIR. Lentz's policy
provides for the pay
ment of S5OO.OO per
month in the event of
disability, no matter
how it may be caused
nor how long it may
last. Unlike m Os t
o her accident and
health policies, this pol
icy cannot be cancelled
by the Company,
We would like to tell
you more about this
policy.
See
F. H. WALTHER
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Wed in LOrdsburg

Mrs. Jessie Mayer and Jakie Paul,
both of Douglas, were married at .
o'clock Wednesday in Lordsburg, n.
NJ, by a justice of the peace.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Visited in Rishee

Mrs. Douglas Cooper of 1415 Ninth
street was visitor in Bisbee Thurs
day.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Patterson Takes over stand

The candy and ice cream stand OF
F avenue and Fourteenth formerl!
operated by Jake Stebler was takel
over by w. E. Patterson Saturda!
morning.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
CARD OF THANKS.

We wish to express our thanks and
appreciation to those who were sc
kind and thoughtful to us during the
long illness of our beloved husband
and father, and to those who sent
the beautiful flowers.
MRS. LOUISE EASTLAND,
MR. and MRS. c. w. EASTLAND
MIR. and MRS. LOU DEIHL
ADV.
''No Breakfast Complete Without
The Dispatch"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Home FrOnn Trip

Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. Haymore and
children of 1143 Eighth street have
returned home from a three weeks
motor trip to the Grand canyon ana
other points of interest in northern
Arizona.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Birth AnDOunccment

Mr. and Mrs. Roy Morrow announce
the birth of a daughter on Tuesday
June 8.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Here for Few Days

Here for Few Days
Will Hannister of Fort Huachuc;
is spending few days in the city
visiting friends and attending to busf
ness matters.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13

Florida announces that alligator
shoes are coming back Does this
mean that some of the investors in
real estate are walking?-Detroit
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Home From Visit

/ Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob Scheerer of S35
] Ninth street returned home Friday
from a several days motor trip to
Phoenix, Gilbert and Casa Grande
where they were the guests of their
son and family, Mr.. and Mrs. George
/ Scheerer While in Tempe, they WIS.,
tied at the State Teachers college and
; in Gilbert they were the guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Ramsey. Mr.. and
Mrs. Scheerer were accompanied homs
by the Misses Beulah Sanders, Thelma
Alexander and Virginia Reed, wha
have returned to Douglas for theh
summer vacations,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
To visit Grand Con1oD

Mrs. c. A. Gaines of 1543 Eleventh
street and Mrs. K. Stewart of 519 I
avenue, are leaving today for a trir
to the Grand canyon and other inter
esting points in northern Arizona
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
,Week-End Visitors

G. j. Collier and Frank Davenport
of Globe, are spending the weekend
in Douglas
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Attends Funeral

Mrs. Minnie zayce of Warren was
lin Douglas Saturday to attend the
funeral of N. B. EastIand.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Motoring. to City

Motoring to City
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Jonkin and
son, Robert, of Nogales, were motor
ing to the city Sunday from Tucson,
where they have been visiting for the
past month. Mr.. Jonkin and Robert
will return to Nogales early in the
week, while Mrs. Jonkin plans to
leave for a visit with her parents in
Sweetwater, Texas.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-13
Visiting Parents

Mrs. D. A. Perry of Tucson is in
Douglas visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. F. o. woodlands, of 1899 Four
teenth street.