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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
Citizens Military Training Camp.

Nearly Military
those
period of several
young will
health
enthusiastically believe The aim of
NJ the youth the land trained that in
necessity there will be enough trained to take charge
defense alert
itself to
caught The
splendid
regular national
the third
the NJ T. continue
commissions
Officers
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with
nothing compulsory about
the young
advantages opportunities
being conducted this at
sraegcal points throughout
justification to feel that the
T. camps miitarism America The nation
prepared nation which alb
finds itself facing
but invitation
warke gasping
the deense desires
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family which he resides
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attending the NJ preparing
in
perhaps the only which
bngewar poivite others
weaker the things
country must
spring The who
are being in position
places nation must let the
parafySg unDreparedness still of defense
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18


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and
the
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opinion political speaking their
minds entitled May
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things-neigene making
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would what service he
would public.
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Hunt in announcing in
posing years
candidacy fifth The
opposition dodge mudingng Never
its decision it's
Of two ago."
prasing Mr. Hunt to the skies
always branded
Mr. greatest of
Arizona" today paper handing
the accomplish
nents or lack accomplishments
portion of Arizona papers
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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
EDITORIAL OPINION, A BY-PRoDUcT.
(Arizona Starr.


building say
aligned against including Republican
California
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Herald,
Nogaes
not to oth weekly publications.
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certain opposing implies that
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thinking
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there place in community they
demand that the
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES J. MONTAGUE

ITALY--AFTER THE WEDDING
We haven't vote, and we haven't
voice
In making the laws of the realm,
We cannot select by a popular choice
The man who is handling the helm;
We do what we're told and we think
what we're told,
We sleep and we dine by decree,
Our lives are all cast in general
mould,
But Gee whiz! We are glad we are
free!
We need not bow down to a man on
a throne,
SO daily we joyfully sing
That loyal allegiance we only need
own
To the father-in-law of the King.
We do what we please, if permitted
by law
(Which is not very often the case)
We are free and untrammelled and
don't care a straw
For the so-called monarchical race.
We work when we're told and we play
when were told,
We read what we're ordered to read
We buy what is kindly allowed to be
sold,
Which is all the nice people should
need.
And day after day we collect in a
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
Sixteen Years Ago

Mr.. and Mrs. s. F. Applewhite
will leave today for Los Angeles.
John Hohstadt came up from
his ranch in Mexico yesterday
and is at the Queen hotel.
DR.. f. f. Shine was in Douglas
yesterday on his way to Dawson,
N. NJ
E c. Piper was visitor in
Douglas from Nogales.
Misses Lucille Savage and Dell
Leahy left yesterday for Los
Angeles to spend the rest of the
summer
Ross Elvey, who has been very
i'll with typhoid, is reported con-
valescing.
Alexander V. Dye, consul at
Nogales, was Douglas visitor
yesterday
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
BSAB8

If your ears are frozen, rub them
with snow before going into warm
room or near fire.
One vacation postcard you'll never
see is from Coolidge to congress say
ing. Wish you were here"
Prince of Wales is writing poetry.
It's a symptom of matrimony.
Fish will not bite during summer,
winter, spring and autumn.
Borrowing money is dangerous.
You may have to pay it back.
fine menu for lunch on warm
day is nine glasses of iced tea.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
WITH EDITORS
"AND THE SEA GAVE UP THE DEAD THAT WE'RE IT."
New York Times).

the dead
given like opportunity for
The official judgment
anticipated from the
which of the men found:
searching the dark compartments OF
lay Black Island indicates
operating
comp the radio at
young Foster "lying
port the control valves
They philosopher did
know Plato where he
That men like soldiers may lot quit post
by gods.
conceivable them might have
thought themselves alone
n death in struggle
life place in the world It motif that
with
glory
nen S-51 %
Till
the
And the leaves of the Judgment
o them they
o O
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
ALBUQUERQUE LAWYER
BECOMES n. = Anvrn

ALBUQUERQUE, N. NJ, uly Il
United States District Attorney John
w. Wilson Friday received from
Attorney General John G. Sergent
notice of the appointment of. S A.
Gilbert Espinosa, Albuuueroue law
yer, as assistant United States at
torney for New Mexico.
Espinosa is graduate of George
town university and has served in
Washington as clerk to the house
of representatives, and law examiner
in the general land office.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
crowd

crowd
And raise an ear splitting "Hurrah'
Which we try to make earnest ana
poppy ald loud,
For the potentate's Father-in-l law.
We pity the nations who still must
obey
The dictates of princes and such
No man over us any spectre shall
sway
Or gather us into his clutch
We see what We're told, and we hear
what were told,
We believe what we're told to be-
lieve,
No leader, however ambitious and
bold
over us any power shall achieve.
We. are not mere puppets that move
up and down
When they're pulled by man with
a string,
The orders we take do not come
from the crown
But the father-in-law of the King.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
PREPARED

Now, Doctor" said the patient
earnestly, don't frighten me by Civ
ing my Illness long and scientific
name. Just tell me what it is in
plain English
We'll, sir" replied the doctor with
out hesitation, TO be frank, you are
suffering from laziness."
THANK you, Doctor" was the pa
tents reply. And lnow give me
the scientific name, so that 1 can
tell the missus Peoples Journal
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
NOM They,re NIarrIed

The young woman had waited iS
vain every morning for d letter and
she began to get disconsolate when
none appeared.
I'll tell you what" said the mail
man, in an effort to cheer her up.
I'm send YOU one myself"
1T is very kind Of y@u. I'll be
delighted to have one.
DO you wish business or a love
letter."
well if you mean business, III
have a love letter. Dis
patch.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
Plucked From the Plains
HER CORRECTION

Mother, can me and John have
some cake?"
Not unless you ask dramatically,
dear"
We'll, then-mother, can have
some cake?'
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
PROGRESS

The difference between the woman
of today and the woman of yesterday
is that the formers hair is off all
the time, while the latter's was only
at night
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
SnfetY First

'What are you running for?" cried
a mother as her offspring started
racing away from her.
you told me not to let you catch
me eating between meals" shouted
back the hungry lad from a safe
distance.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
Abe Martin

In these artful times you kin see an
acquaintance freezin' up t. refuse yOu
before you've even shaken his hand.
A tearOcm is n place that couldn't lose
over $1.35 if nObuddy went near it.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
No Novelty

Il notice you always end your
novels with the marriage remark
ed a friend.
Eyes," returned the realist, there
is nothing novel about the subse-
quent hunt for a flat, a cook and a
job lot of furniture. Boston Tran
script.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18

NOT ALWAYS TRUE OF CONGRESS
1t must comfort Mr.. Coolidge to
be among the fish, which bite but
never back bite.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
..NoM Is the Ifme to subscribes

snow Is the Time to Subscribe"
AS for magazines, sailors should
take to 4 THE ATLANTICi clock
makers to THE DIAL tired people to
OUTING, and Bolshevists to THE
RED BOOK. librarians SHOULD APP
preciate THE BOOKMAN, young
wives GOOD HOUSEKEEPING, pugt-
lists PUNCH, and workers in ebony
BLACKWOODS. Prisoners naturally
want LIBERTY, controversialists THE
FORUM, patriotic folks THE AMERI-
CAN, devourers of books THE LIT
ERARY DIGEST, and all of us
EVER RYBODY'S.-Bo Transcript.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
Out of Stock

The patient saleswoman brought
out the seventeenth hat. The Gus
toner seemed impressed but her dot
ing husband spoke up with decision:
That hat does not become you, my
angel.
The saleswoman produced another.
And that certainly is not worthy
of you, my angel
Il fear we cannot suit your angel, r
said the saleswoman, finally. "We
have nothing in the way of a halo"
Columbus Dispatch.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
THRIVING BUSINESS

Next years commercial census viii
list the primaries as one of Penn
sylvania's most profitable industries.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18

Motorcycles are to be provided for
nurses of Cambridge county,
England
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
Wrong Meaning

Mr. Newwedd had come home in
very good spirits after prosperous
day in the city.
MY love is like red, red rose"
he said as he kissed his wife
"Bertie,' said Mrs. Wewwedd, tear
fully, "dont, be unkind! You'd be
like a red, red rose if you'd been
bending over the frying pan for
20 minutes. Tit Bit
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
Getting Peeled

Wild and disheveled, watery of eye,
and trembling of limb, he burst into
the dentists consulting room and
addressed the molar merchant in
gasping tones:
do you give gas here?"
"Yes," replied the dentist
"Does it put man to sleep?"
"Of course
Nothing would wake hing
Nothing, But"
Wait bit; you could break his
jaw or black his eye without him
feeling it?"
MY dear sir, of course, L"
1T lasts about half minute,
doesn't it?'
Yes"
With war-hoop of joy and relief
the excited man threw off his coat
and waistcoat.
Now" he yelled, as he tugged at
his shirt, sget yer gas-engine ready.
1 want you to pull a porous plaster
off my back.''-Credited to "Ex-
change" by the Christian Evangelist.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18

The explorer was relating his exr
periences for the press. 1--WE ate our
rubber boots,' he said.
Provisions ran out, eh?'
NO, but I thought it might add
interest to our eport."-Boston Tran
script. @tsN
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
Annoying

Mrs. Mature: Are you much wor-
ried with borrowing in your neigh
borhood?
Mrs. Newlywed: oh, dear, yes. My
neighbOrs never seem to have what
want,-London Opinion.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-18
Those Dear Girls

Madge: Jack thinks I'm tickle.
Marie: That's probably why he
doesn't propose a second time Boss
ton Transcript.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1926-02-10

The day of harsh physics is gone.
People want mild, easy laxatives.
Doan's Regulets have satisfied thous-
ands. soc at all drug stores.
Big Reductions on all goods sold
in our store, throughout the month
of February. Nj. T. Strider.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1926-02-10
Wanted Human Tit-Bit
TO Ton OF Pork Feast

New Guinea cannibals, apparently,
have q low sense Of hospitality, says
Merlin Moore Taylor, In the Wide
World. He says that the mountain
folks had duly provided the usual
feast. but when their guests arrived
they had been seized with the desire
to top of their giuttonies with nif
of human flesh. and accordingly at
tackled visitor
His life was saved by his fellow
villagers after a free-for-al fight,
whereupon the mountaineers, although
disappointed. insisted on resumption
of the feast.
In New Guinea all mountain hamiets
are built upon the tops Of peaks wnich
offer a good view of the surrounding
country, so that our approach was
seen long before we got to kepoilpon,
thu place where the feast had been
held. The Kepolipoli people, natural
IL, being none too easy In conscience,
thought so large a body must be an
ayenging party, and accordingly we
walked into a neat ambush. Inc re-
ceptIon committee consisted of not
only the Kepolipoli warriors, but all
their friends from nearby hamiets
I'VE had descended a small rayine
and were following a well-defned tran
along 1t when the trap was sprung.
One moment we were alone In the
jungle; the next the banks on eacn
side of us were covered with armed
natives Fortunately for us, they did
not attack without warning or our
situation would have been hopeless.
Probably the sight of white men
stayed their hands"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1926-07-17
PEN POINTERS

; The book that is most read by
Harvard students Is Alice In Won.
, derland," 1t has been revealed.
This possibly explains why Harvard
crews and football teams are 90
, ferocious.
IL must be pretty hard for the
residents Of Washington TO laugh
these days. With the ball team
, ssidding. there's nothing to take
ifeiT minds on Congress.
A Frenchman has invented a b.
cycle that flies. What France
needs 10 franc that won't skid.
John ID. Rockefeller was 81 on July
9. And he stin can play golf with
lc'ergymen without being reprimand.
' ID for the language ne uses.
a garment workers strike doesn't
, worry the ladies now nearly so much
80 u used to.
A man named Book Is erecting an
iSl.story building IN Detroit. Maybe
leu call II the S1-story Book tower
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1926-07-17
About Jour
HEALTH,
Things You Should Know

~ John Jossph Oainse ~ D.

Most people arc ready 10 buy
medicine II It II labelled spurely
vegetable" They imagine thew arr
getting something like string beans
and lettuce, suppose-perfectlN,
harmless We should not forged,
that many Of the deadliest poisons
are vegetable. Opium u a vexe-
table substance from the Juice Of
the poppy. Strychnine L. purely
vegetable. Belladonna aid al III
derivatives are deadly II taken IA
overdose. Cocaine Is another
powerful poison, that ID al,o can,
able OF producing habit mot
OF no mineral medicine that q
more dangerous.
There are mineral agents that
We cannot do without, annono thS
leaders, Iron and Calcium, Xanos
anese Is extremely valuable in fXs
poverished blood conditional Xerc.
NY II q Poison daAd{y Il So{Bs a.
its forms, but not more so thai
aconite or alcohol.
The facts are, that msdtrdnes al
all kinds are good servants but BAD
masters. Even our food Is danger,
GUS, If not taken with q hi9h de.
gree Of intelligence. The active
poisons are invaluable In the hands
OF the educated physician. When
the inexperienced patient sets his
Judgment against that Of thH
trained medical man, somethinu uns
fave able Is extremely likely g
happen.
Aloes Is a vegetable medicine ;
that forms an ingredient OF mosx /
remedies for that universal corn- |
plant, constipation. The patiently
may slowly medicate himself into
the hands Of the rectal specialist
If he buys medicine ON mis- own
Judgment, or by that of the fellow
who has the nostrum TO sell. No
medicine should be taken indiscrirn-
inately, or without thorough
knowledge Of its effects-a word
to the wise is sufficient.
"Next Week.
z sPRTIC u1CER~ -
<rk-sa-A~ - -~sss4[L1
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1926-07-17

She smiled and shook her head.
isn't that rather q big promisef
But I love you for it--and Peter
:" She pulled at the little chain
round her neck and showed him his
ring. THAT IL where II has been all
the Time" she said. shyly. "And
you asked Mr.. Arnott ="
Peter scowled.
''Arnott is to blame for all this
he ought to have told me the truth
from the beginning. :"
HE tried to--he ie not to blame al
all; he has been most kind"
Are you trying to make me
jealous?"
You know am not--but go on,
Peter, want to hear 80 much more:
how did you--when did you (.
oh. you know what I mean"
What are you thinkiLgr Peter
asked. You don't believe me yet
do you?--you are not quite sure"
He moved closer to her.
What is it?' he asked, passion.
ateiy. "Oh. my dear! What Is it7"
Name lips Quivered.
"It's--it's-only-o she said,
with a sudden burst OF very real
anguish. III you haven't loved me
all this time. how can you really
love me now? There will always be
those months and weeks when I
wasn't anything to you-when-
when ! didn't count at an"
It seemed a long time before Lye-
ter answered her. He stood there in
the half-light looking past her into
the wood, and there was a deep sad.
ness In his face.
Then he said slowly, as u ne were
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1926-07-17

1t took Bobby Jones IL years to
break into national title holding
ranks, but now at % he is recog.
nized as one of the greatest golfers
fri the world. He was battling for
his third title last week in the u.
8. Open at Columbus, O.--already
holding the u. S. Amateur and the
British, open. Photo--as he arriv-
ed from England with his new
title.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1926-07-17
M,,,oForoot
By RUBY n AYRES q SHss:: rsa.s

that brute-swear that you never
cared for him.
III you knew how I hate him--if
you knew how sometimes felt a. II
I could have killed him but
father owed him money-and-and
he told me that that :"
That owed him money. tool
Yes. know that-but it's all q h."
he laughed ruefuliy. Man. I've eot
one tiny score up against you there
because you believed t."
II know. I'm ashamed that DID,
but he was % 6ure-And was %
desperately unhappy
NY poor GIRL" SO
She bit her Lip hArd.
III you cay things like that I
shall CRY again"
You shall never ohed another
tear a. Iocg os you i've"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1926-07-17

and become subject to its decisions
That's BAD, and m:re Senators
will know it soon and stay home,
Congress collected some of the
money that europe owes us.
That's GOOD. 1t is as well we did
not try to collect all, we might
not have got anything.
Congress appropriated $3.50, OO0,-
OC0 to be spent in five years on
aviation. That SOUNDS all
right, but there ISN'T any Ameri-
can aviation worth speaking of,
and that's BAD.
Dancing masters "bar the
Charleston" but won't succeed
in driving out that wild dance.
1t is probably like that David
danced before the Ark. It enables
the dancer to express frenxied
emotions for which words can't be
found.
Dancing originally was all wild,
as among American Indians or
African savagcs. Primitive man
desiring to express himself"
danced himself into exhaustion.
Then came brief control, state
ly minUet, waltz, jerky polka,
quadril!e. There is no personality
or expression in them.
The Charleston, allowing youth
to throw up both legs and arms AZ
once, will stay until our craving
for self expression" shall have
been satisfied.
Roy D. Finch, New York's able
State Engineer, shows that neglect
to harness the st. Lawrence costs
New York State 10,0O0,0 900 tons of
coal every year. Waste does hot
disturb the American people.
Congress sits close to the Pot,.
macs rushing rapids, every day
wasting power enough to light all
Government buildings and half
Of Washington.
In sixty-mile race yesterday.
aeroplanes beat carrier pigeons by
three minutes. One hundred wears
ago, stage coaches raced against
steam locomotives, and locomo-
lives won by a narrow margin.
The margin is now wider.
Those living will see aeroplanes
Tying around this earth - $4,000
miles IN As hours.
So. -..-,-.,-., ..-:.e.s. o., = TTg;r
A Chicago lady, In a hurry to
get hone, Communicated p Penn
ssylvania Railroad special train.
just as Kubla Khan decreed his
stately pleasure. 1t cost so.ae
S7;oSI.e0. The lady, paying for
lZ6 tickets ct $3.50 each, saved
SIX hours. How many are there
N the world whose time is worth
$1,000 an hour. Many, .ortunate,
~ out most Of them haven't eoa
$1,000 an hour
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1926-07-17
MIR. EASTMAN'S LION.
HE'LL CATCH FISH.
DAVID DANCED, PERHAPS.
81, 900 AN HOUR7
BY Arthur Brisbane

George Eastman, of Rochester,.
bunting big game in Africa, has
killed his first lion. eight feet
i long. Doubtless Mr.. Eastman
Pushed the trigger, and the lion
did the rest.
y How would you make that lion
understand how a man could
travel from Rochester, across the
tAtlantic Ocean, down to the lion
country, just to shoot him? If II
were an atheistic lion it would
say, "You are talking nonsense.
There is no such thing as George
Eastman. All is accident"
Z President Coolidge, ON his vaca-
ton, will fish in a lake whera
! men tell him, there are no fish.
/ For President Coolidge no such
body of water exists. If he fishes.
he will catch fsh.
And II fish are scarce, he will
have the more time to think. Tak-
4 ing fish off the hook Is an annov-
ing interruption Of thought. The
PRESIDENT must do hard thinkino
with wheat and cotton farm
ers' North and South, fighting each
other and nothing "done for the
farmer"
The President will not fish with
fanoy "flies," but with genuine
worms, such as he used to dig up
In Vermont or pull out of their
ground with his singers after
rain years ago.
congressman are going home to
rest and learn what their eonsaltu-
Snts think.
Like husbands going home late
they are thinking up q convincinr
story.
They have cut moro than sa5o.
100000 off the national tag load
That's GOOD.
The 'ried their best to mako
this = ny join the World Court,
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1926-07-17

Foresight and keen business abfl.
tty brought Henry Ford 10 the
very front rank Of The worlds
manufacturing giants. His per.
sonal fortune Is estimated at ona
billion dollars. His career in bust
ness has been marked by o strong
personal interest in the welfare Of
his employees, Mr.. Ford was the
first to use proft-sharing principles
In his great plants,