San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-18

everyone Else s bsadrs has although is not often the
for weeks The biggest tribs of
made not the eys'y The Arob bit the House Maid
Various i1s sspe. and eolors of maid, have been sfted
by Maes enthusiastic if inexperienced hands before she has
found the jewel who performing sundy mysterious rites
her kitchenete from here may proceed in the usual
manner.
RED: Coming home to dinner f,ne-hs hasn't bsen
red very long, Well hows the little fellow this evening hs IT.
tie fsow ksse, him ACKNOWLEDGMENT hasn't been o,ried
very long nhr).
MAMIE: Helping him off nth hi, eoot hanging ~ his
hG'-sheH 0str0w all ~ I'm glad you DEAR missed
you all day could hardly wait until you got home
CONSCIENCE: Where do you get that stuff; you've been
to the matinee all afternoon.
RED I've missed you too I've been thinking about you
all day.
CONSCIENCE: You know you've been writing tomato
soup day. Just for that you'll probably get
soup tonight for dinner.
MAMIE: You dear thing
RED: Babyolal THEY kiss agais. SILLY, isxF ~
MAMIE Leading Red TO the tob) And you hope YOU are
going to like the maid She looks like jewel
RED: Where did you get herr
MAMIE She answered our ad was little bit worried
first because she didn't have any references but explained
that by saying she had been Europe all the year. and the peo
pie she working for lost a sea.
RED: Who lost them, and how does happen that she
didn't get lost with them, suppose she's like all other maids
they couldn't keep her with them long enough drown her
MAMIE: Well, shs to be very intelligent and do
hope we can Keep her. Sometimes think would have been
better if we just and lived apartment hotel and ate
out meals up Here she Ger
trude this is my husband, Mr.. Miller.
GERTRUDE: (Ssthrg dorrn Plate, of ,Oabl That. all
right with (StaIks back 10 hsehts)
RED: (TYho hos get Ieorn the ruy of maid Nth
man What friendly soul feel in,tinctivey going
like her.
MAMIE: (FsGrfsHyJ No wis. crack, now. sh. may get
mad and leave fiat her stay until tomorrow eve
ming anyway
RED: (GSngy tasting the dssteoI sosS ,Chieb he has
been describing al Say the "Hs04 Juice of Sxnki,t tOmo-
tpes) What makes tomorrow evening such big EVENING"
MAMIE Don't you remember Pa and Ma coming over
to dinneri
RED: What if they are your, had dinner with them BE-
FORE haven't your
MAMIE: But can't you the difference tai. i, the first
dinner my home and to come off Just perfectly
RED Hyou Civ. Ma lots of sgl. and Pa lot, of food you
won't have to worry about it
Mad with the piece dc resistance of the svssina)
MAMIE: knew how you loved lamb chop, so went out
and got you the biggest ones could find
Maid dOucn platter AID sshs iciIy)
RED: That's fine, where they? THEY both look at
the platter IL eOHars heap of finely CHOPPED piece, of meat
surrounded Nth symmetrical piles of finely CHOPPED tne.)
MAMIE: (Thand1straek) Why-why don't understand.
Gals raidJ Gertrude where those nice lamb chops asked
You to fix for this EVENING"
GERTRUDE: (Proadly) Right there.
MAMIE: But they are all chopped to million pieces.
GERTRUDE: (HGtpiy) Is there really million pieces
I'm happy (GOes back into kitchen singing "Thsrss Millions
Of GiIes and Millions of Boys Millions of SOyyOsu and Millions
Of Toys"
RED: Did say something about jewell I'd say she
MAMIE: lBswad9sdJ don't understand it at all (Starts
10 ooJ And did you have such good dinner to-