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Gag
a STORY OF
"A GIRL sHToDAY
AN EMBARRASSING QUESTION

AN EMBARRASSING QUESTION
Although I didn't know why, Jerry
Hathaway inspired me with conf
dence. | wasn't nearly as blue as
when L came into the restaurant. l
felt as though | had a host about
me, for with Mamie and Jimmy and
now Mr.. Hathaway, l knew that at
least L had someone to go to if l
got into trouble.
l trusted Jerry Hathaway immedi-
ately, and I could see that Jimmy
thought he was about all there was
in friends.
I'm really glad I'm out of the
place, Mr.. Hathaway" 1 said. ~
hated it from the first, but it paid
good money and I presume if some
thing like this had not happened 1
would have stayed there while
longer.
Il don't believe I'm as cocky,
| Jimmy, as l was when I left home,
and that weekly pay check from the
Beaux Arts stood between me and
starvation"
Judy" said Jimmy Costello. seri-
ously. DO you realize that you've
got on awfully we'll? Think Of the
girls that have been turned out on
the streets as you might have been.
When I think of that outfit over
there and how they treated you and
will probably treat other girls as
they come. l just want TO go and
wipe up the floor with all of them.
AS it IS, you found a good friend in
Mamie Riley, who took you into her
home and heart. And, just when
you couldn't stand 1t any longer I
came onto the stage and now Jerry'll
get you back your money tomorrow
and thatll make you easy until you
get another job"
why didn't you take Miss Dean
into your office, JIM"
Jimmy Costello redeemed.
She's not a stenographer," he
stammered by way Of explanation.
oh" was Mr.. Hathaway's com.
ment. and by his tone l knew that
Jim had girls in his office that were
not typists.
! I confess ! was angry and hurt.
! What was there about me that made
it impossible for James Costello to
! take me into his Office? ] made up
my mind to ask him the moment Mr..
/ Hathaway left us. I was glad that
our spaghetti came in at that mo-
ment. for it gave me a chance to be
silent and I was afraid if 1 spoke
would burst into tears.
Jim noticed that I was very quiet
and he knew why but he RETAINED
from making any comment.
Jerry Hathaway excused himself
when the coffee appeared. He, too.
felt the GOODNESS of the atmosphere.
Where will bring your money,
Miss Dean?" he asked.
I'm at 40 Forty-Seventh st. I'm
living with Mamie Riley and her
mother. you know"
Hathaway smiled his approval.
You are in good hands. Mamie is
the best thing about the Beaux Arts
restaurant. Men and women like
her smile. Too bad she's not able
to have her voice cultivated"
Copyright, 1926. NEA Service, Incl
NEXT: A Mans Protection.
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Design No. 2702-Pari5 favors TINS
simple sports frock of tussah SILK IN
new color-sandal tan. The en-
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to it's smartness. The small views
explain how easy it is to make! The
waist is slashed from neck at center
front and rolled, which forms the
rever and deep French V. The two
oiece circular skirt is scanned and
stitched to waist. The collar and tie
cut in one. Just try 1t. A single
afternoon to make-the cost, mere
trifle-and you have smart dress
for town and country wear. Com
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in sizes 10, IS years, So, SO, 40 and
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Every day The Times will print
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BAKED RICE WITH CHEESE

One cup rice, / cup milk l table
spoon flour, e teaspoon salt, g tea
spoon pepper. tablespoons butter,
Il pound grated cheese, u cup bread
crumbs. Cook rice until done in three
cups of water in a double boiler.
Make a sauce by adding the flour
wet with a little cold milk to the
balance of milk scalded. Then the
pepper. salt, cheese and butter. Put
a layer of the rice well drained) into
a baking dish and alternate with a
layer of sauce. Continue until dish
is fall. Place buttered crumbs on
top and make until done. Serve hot.
Mrs. Abener Riley, Gil w. Plume
ST., ThOrntown, Ind.
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PLAN FUND CAMPAIGN
100000 Memorial Drive viii BE
Launched at I. u.

BIZ United Press
BLOOMINGTON, Ind, March %.
Plans were completed today for
the 100000 memorial fund cam
paign among Indiana University stu
dents which will be launched after
the spring vacation.
A committee Of four men and four
women students will direct the drive.
Committee members include Ralph
Cooper, Middletown; Paul Rector,
South Bend; Elizabeth Mount, Con
nersville: Vera Pisarski, Gary, and
Wanda Miller, Evansville.
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Lost Is Lbs. in z
Weeks With Lamar

Mrs. Eas writes enthusiastically: Il lost
. pounds in two weeks and want to lose
% pounds more 50 please send me IL cakes
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Use II on one part oi inc body without
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Note-Be sure to get the genuine. origi-
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WHITE LOAF CAKE

Cream together three cups sugar
and onc-half cup butter. Beat the
whites of five eggs very stiff and
beat into the butter mixture. Add
one cup sweet milk alternately with
three cups of flour into which three
teaspoons of baking powder have
been sifted. (Sift flour before meas
uringD Flavor to suit taste. May
be baked in three layers.
Mrs. James Alexander, MonrOvia,
Ind
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COMBINATION FLUFF

Dissolve one package OF lemon
eelatine tor your favoriate flavor
in d pint Of boiling water. When it
starts to jell. beat until stiff. Beat
one cup whipping cream until stiff
and mix with the jello, then beat
together.
Add one cap of grated cocoanut,
two diced bananas. six small apples,
diced 9 diced marshmallows and
one cup English walnuts to the
whipped mixture. Let get thorough.
ly cold before serving.
Mrs. CObur'n Huntington, eli f.
Pratt ST., indianapolis.
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LUNCHEON DISH

Secure one shank soup bone (cut
where bone is small and meat plen-
tifuD. Salt and cook until meat falls
from bone. While meat is still warm
mince fat and meat together. Add
one cup vinegar, one-fourth cup SUI
gar and a dash of pepper. Place in
earthen dish, cover with a plate and
weight down. When cold meat will
be set and can be served in slices.
Fine for luncheon. Pork shank may
be used in same way.
Mrs. William Bishop, 1923 Ia
Grande Ave-, city.
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Recommended for School Taxation
by Committee.

While not specifically recon-
mending the county unit system of
education for Indiana, members of
the State rural education commit
tee submitted a report to Governor
jackson, suggesting that county be
made the unit of school, taxation
instead of the township.
This suggestion probably will be
utilized by Jackson in framing his
educational program for the 1927
Legislature.
George w. Freeman, Kokomo,
was chairman.
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COCOANUT SALAD

One-half cup cocoanut grated. two
apples pared, cored and chopped, one
cup celery, two tablespoons onion
one tablespoon parsely, three pep
pers. Chop each ingredient before
mixing together. Cover with
French dressing, chill and serve on
lettuce leaves.
Mrs. I. j. Swartz, 1917 st. Paul
St., indianapolis.
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FALLS FROM HAYM0W
Hamilton County Farmer May Die
Of Injuries.

EV Times SDccinE
EAGLETOWN. Ind. March %
Samuel Reynolds, so, and one OF
the largest land owners in Hamilton
County, fell from the haymow in
the barn on his farm Monday eve
ming and was unconscious for sew
eral hours before he was found by
his son. Carl. He suffered a broken
hip and internal injuries and is not
expected to recover.
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VALUES CONTRASTEO
Lenten Speaker Urges Putting
Christ First in Life.

The value of persons as contrasted
to property was discussed by the
Rev. Wyatt Brown, Baltimore, to-
day at the MONDAY Lenten service
at Christ Church.
I'VE must be careful to put Christ
first in our lives, for the gain will
be far more than we could possibly
lose" he said.
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Recipes By
Readers

NOTE-Te Times will pay 81 for
each recipe submitted by a reader
and printed in this column. Address
Recipe Editor Of The Times. Checks
will be mailed to winners.
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D. NJ. Parry, Mrs. a. NJ. Gloss
brenner, Mrs. r. L. Remington,
Mrs. Z. II. Pursell. and Mrs. Henry
Cooper. An elaborate musical pro
gram was given.
| The Venetian chapter Of the In
ternational Study Club met Monday
afternoon at the homo of Mrs.
Andrew Underwood, 627 Stevens st.
Mrs. S r. Artman spoke on "A Day
in Paris Papers were read by Mrs.
Flora Hays. Mrs. Matte Schooler,
and Mrs. 1ffie Rogers. Mrs. Pearl
Dedert sang the "Marseillais" accom-
panied by Mrs. +. c. Wischmeler.
| Mrs. Frank |. Grubbs, 20G6 y.
Delaware St. entertained the Tues.
day Coterie ut luncheon today at The
! Columbia Club. Following the
luncheon the members sewed for the
/ Riley Hospital.
| Mrs. Paul I. Rockford. 5151 Wash
| inGton Blvd, entertained this after
noon with two tables of luncheon
! bridge in honor Of Mrs. Joseph Scott
Bell. who will leave Friday to join
/ Mr.. Bell in Cincinnati. Ohio, where
/ they will live.
Easter decorations in yellow and
/ white were used on the tables. Gov
| ers were also laid for Mesdames r.
! W. Bowser, Bert Bruder, Charles G..
Claman. l.. T. Glidden, Paul D.
| Cooke, Parker IT, James and Miss
| Edna Rink.
This evening Miss Ruth Irene
Fisher. 2542 n. Delaware ST.. will
entertain for Mrs. Bell at bridge.
Easter appointments will be carried
out. Other guests will be AIesdames
Paul Rockford. Paul Mcdaniel and
Misses Faye Fisher, Helen Goodnell,
Henrietta Reagan and Hazel Van
! Auken.
Miss Betty Bertermann. 4107 +.
/ Washington St. entertained today at
| luncheon at the Columbia Club in
| honor of Miss Genevieve Miller, Miss
Betty Brubaker and Miss Mildred
|
| spring. Miss Miller will marry John
Moore April 8. Miss Betty Bru-
bakers marriage to Henry l.. Dith-
mer, Jr. will take place April IA.
Miss Mildred Brosnan will marry
Walter J. Stuhldreher in April.
The Beta Delphian chapter will
| l.
Kappa Gamma House. 5657 E. Wash
ington St. A. C. Fritz, Mrs. Ethel
Duncan and Mrs. c.. S. ODER will
read papers. Mrs. Demarchus C.
Brown will lead the discussion. New
officers of the chapter, recently elect
| ed are Miss Minnie Allemong. presi-
/ dent; Mrs. Simon Reisler, vice presi-
dent: Mrs. Elder Porter, secretary,
and Mrs Walter Jensen, treasurer.
/ Mrs. Charles w. Field, incoming
president of the Monday Club, has
announced her committees:
Mrs. o. e. Mehring, delegate to
the indianapolis Local Council of
| Women; Mrs. Harry L. Yockey, al
! ternate; Mrs. G. Fl. Augstein, dele
gate to tire Seventh District Fedora
ton of Women's Clubs; Mrs. Lu-
cinda Spaan, alternate; Mrs. Edgar
r. Eskew, delegate to the State
Federation of Women's Club; Mrs.
w. A. Pierson, alternate Mrs.
George W. Warmoth, president al
ternate; Mrs. A. j. Clark, repre-
sentative to the Biennial Council;
Mrs. Fl. f. Won Grimmenstein, parli-
amentarian; Mrs. o. H. Hershman,
art chairman; Mrs. George w.
Hardisty, Club Woman chairman;
Mrs. J. M. DUNCAN, presidents aid.
Program committee: Mrs. Robert
Bruce Malloch, chairman; Mrs. e.
V. Clark, Mrs. L. L. Fellows, Mrs.
u
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NEW NJ. e. CHURCH

BIZ Times Special
FIR. WAYNE, Ind, March ga
new edifice is to be erected by the
Waynedale Methodist Episcopal
Church here.
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CLUBS AND MEETINGS

EAST SIDE SOCIAL CLUE dance
tonight at p. II. c. hail. East and
Michigan SITS. Public welcome.
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- MARCH 90, 1925
CAMP FOR PUPILS

BIZ Times SDcctdI
AUBURN, Ind. March pa sum-
mer camp for vocational pupils or
the public schools of Dekalb County
will be conducted at BIacllman Lake
in La Grange County next summer.
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On sale at any Of Hooks, Hangs OF
Goldsmith Bros drug stores.-Adver
tiscment.
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Better Than Soda

For fifty years genuine Phillips
Milk of Magnesia'' has been pre-
scribed by physicians because it
,overcomes three times as much acid
in the stomach as a saturated solu-
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Instead of soda hereafter take a
little Phillips Milk of Magresia" in
water any time for Indigestion or
sour, acid, gassy stomach, and relief
will come instantly.
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D. NJ. Parry, Mrs. A. NJ. Gloss
brenner, Mrs. r. L. Remington,
Mrs. Z. II. Pursell. and Mrs. Henry
Cooper. An elaborate musical pro
gram was given.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
PRESIDENT MARVIN UPHELD
(Arizona Gazette).

(ArizOna GaZette).
The decision
tanning the actions
university abohng popular
throughout
We believe the people of the state have confidence President
Marvin He
That knows
youth
path matter who what
that caiber the
the iveabe
ordinary life time.
We believe that President
the Unfettered the
mold university
notice Arizona for it's excellence.
recently
repaable that
of
will le all things
university a a
the confirms ability
opens university
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
WITH EDITORS
THE TWILIGHT OF BULLFTGHTING.
New York Herald Tribune).

The recent petition of Mexican
bulhtng phase the
of
squeamsh foreigners enlightened
natives
only question of time opinion will be ready
for the decree that will abolish
Peru and Venezuela the only
tolerate the long the
standing diversion of the popuace opponents
sand as pro
There is much that
us appeal the morbid fascination of
spectacle offers vivid color especially
of the in
ton of the Spanish
which the band plays o.
cannot be sangrod perfect
nerve control shown under similar danger
Such
without leaving
attraction with popular appeal
and the Philippines
satisfied in
ton football Mexico
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
Sixteen Years Ago

NJ e. Cassidy passed through
the city yesterday on his way to
Quebec to visit his mother. He
stated that there was no doubt
that the subway saved the city
of Bisbee from destruction in the
big storm Friday.
Douglas received it's first mail
yesterday for "a hours either east
or west due to the washouts on all
roads.
Andy Scott and family have re-
turned from Mesa, where they have
been for several weeks.
d. B. Hutchins, who is now con-
nected with the Four C's company
in Cananea, is in Douglas for a
short stay.
u. u. Doods, member of the
clerical force of the Copper Queen
store, returned yesterday from a
two weeks vacation in Pennsyl-
vania.
The home of Tom Allan, adver-
tising manager and decorator of
the Copper Queen store, was visit
ed by the stork yesterday and a
little girl was left to gladden. their
household.
Arthur Flickinger, Ed Grindell
and Spencer Kone were hosts Sat-
urday night to a birthday dinner
complimentary to J. H. Calvert, Of
the Wells Fargo company.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
IS THE LAW BEGINNING TO BREAK?


of
In one state minister Of the
urday and breaches Sunday to packed
In another state officers
and shoot club persons.
still another advocating the enforcement
of gambling
And with sempe Mcpherson kidnapping case
These are but few of Americas
prohibitions involving
this class of openly
regard the law what
looks police
for preserving the peace?
the minister commandment
shalt not kill the officer
violator of the eighteenth
religion and the law falling diespect? x
clarng during the
disrespe for all laws favong pohi
biton of the law
effect Whichever enforcement officers
running amuck do
the advocates counterac
the prohibition If there were
would be such examples of the honesty courage
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
SIS, 100000 For Pencils.

The department of
collected
establishments
that reported total
amount $15O8336 pencils,
pencils and leads $5862787
Denholders marking
industry reached
lOl47 That that
expended for
citizens
population this
father will
than 2
piers clerks expnd many
each pencils There
this country who resort
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
Just Dreaming.

Dreaming dreams!
Arkansas minority leader the United
OF coalition the
Dream however entirely
while he is seeking point
bly of milk groups
to call their attention
his thoughts the
Today matters
the
If the democrats
democratic leaders
chairman of committees forestry
civil claims
relations
reclamation judiciary
posofhce and
Robinson is awakened cen
though the awakening a sadon
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24

enforcement officers support
around and violate
their OATH 1t sometimes
And to what coming?
The part the shooting affair was not that
minister should spiritual
KILL" ndorse
action by attending his services following morning.
In these in m nd a
legislatures disregard utterly?
Such farng printed
bring American people one the
greatest not the
paything, the people to be
served obediently reverently?"
When law breaks down. then
Is the law of the beginning to breaks?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
InsnIted

One of the most unique personalities
in FINLAND is Eddie Myers, a young
Hindu, who is breaking into the edi-
torial game. Of course, he has to put
up with a lot of kidding and is nat
urally on his guard, even to the point
of scenting a joke when none is in
tended.
This happened the other day when,
on answering the telephone, someone
asked: rs this eight nine six five?''
what do you think 1 ann" de-
manded Eddie. "A box carp"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
Hot. Wentlher Thonnhts.

People with gimlet eyes usually are
great bores.
Enthusiasm doesn't perform the job;
it makes it easier &
1t takes a smart woman Ito listen
when she can't talk.
The sharp business man is always
prepared for dull times.
When dentist hunts trouble he goes
armed to the teeth.
No man is quite so good as his SON
in-law should be.
The least expensive thing about
is-the marriage
600
Junior arithmetic classes prove con-
clusively that little things count
900 a:aE
Jail is where those who take things
easy can't take things easy.
900
Any woman will look before she
leaps-if there's a mirror handy.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24

Their spirits low, their hearts bowed
down
A prey to melancholy,
They make all haste to leave the town
Upon the handiest trolley.
For though these men bear evil fame
For seeking ill-got booty,
They have certain sense of shame
About their lack of beauty.
with bushes hot their faces burn
To think how folks will shaft 'em,
And SO to honest ways they turn
When coppers photograph 'em.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
More Truth Than Poetry
By JAMES j. MONTAGUE
THE END OF THE CRIME WAVE

THE END OF THE CRIME WAVE
crook has not pretty face,
His smile is not endearing,
His features are devoid of grace,
His eyes are small and leering.
His head is hard, he does not care
When rude policemen slug him,
But he is filled with dark despair
When picture takers mug him.
And so today in Cleveland, o.,
And all of it's environs,
The cops, while doing sentry go
Don't carry shooting irons,
Nor shot inside leather thong,
Nor clubs nor poison gasses,
But take their cameras along
TO snap the crooked classes.
And when the thieves and burglars
find
Their pictures have been taken,
They lose their poise and peace of
mind,
Their nerves are badly shaken,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
Helping Hand.

The pastor of a Westlake church
called at the home of a woman, a
prominent member of his congregation.
and, finding no one at home, slipped
a card through the letter box, after
scribbling upon it the words, Sorry
to find you out"
When the woman returned home,
Mary, the maid, met her at tile door
and presented the card with whis-
pered:
Here, mum, I took charge of this.
It would never doN for the master to
know that the minister's found you
out"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
Passing Ont.

Two Canadians lived in a district
where permits for obtaining alcoholic
drinks were issued by authorities. The
two men were in the habit of "shar-
ing" their permits.
One day they were granted permits
simultaneously. They proceeded to
spend a hilarious evening. One of
them described it afterward.
"Old Bill" he said, drank too much.
I'm sorry for him. He drank, and
drank, until, poor fellow, 1 couldn't see
him at ALL"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
Abe Martin

Mrs. Jake Bentley has been lingerin'
along fer year, an t'day her husband
said, 81 do wish she'd git welI-Or
sOmefhin'." guess Mrs. Upton Buds
uncle hain't flynn as high as he used
to. He hain't had a chauffer fer two
weeks, an t'day he let his chemist go.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-24
Finishing TOnch.

King Baggot on an automobile trip
asked his chauffeur to stop the car
while he admired new and imposing
building he had not observed before.
POINTING to stone at its base, bear
ing the date 1925 A. D., he said:
George, do you know what that A.
D. stands for?"
"Suttinly, boss, suttinly" responded
the chauffeur. why, dat dere A. d.
stands for all done.'"