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Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11

Mr.. Feitlebaum-Noo, meesus, so
geeve gradually a pess de peekles!
Mrs. Feitlebaum-Hm geeve n
look-In hall mine life deed you aver
saw men should lit hout from a
clirr sky-peekles!-A peeckle- liter
you bicame?
Isidore-Bllllrrrch.
Mr.. Feitlebaum-Zip quiet de zoop,
goot-for-notting.! (SMACK). Pcss
plizze dc peeckles, meesus.
Looy-Ha ha-Well, well, well-A
pickle hound no less!!-Well, when
are va joinin' de Camp Fire Coils,
Pop?
Mr.. Feitlebaum-Aha, is here al
rady de dope!! Somebody SAINT for
you, you should spoil me de soppcr,
ha?? Wot's de meter you dun't it
ting by de lonch weggon de hot
dug-sussitches. shouldn't hev to
trow you gradually a pot goolash in
de fulli5h faze!! Und you, goot-for-
noting (SMACK) zip quiet de zoop!
-Pess plizze de peeckles, meesus!.
Mrs. Feitlebaum-So here is
Mr.. Feitlebaum-Aha, is gradually
not so--Whooy!! PHOOY!!!
PHEH!!!!-Geeve a taste rotten
peeckle!l!-Look a jeep Plotkin, de
CRUISER, wot he sweendles witt
peeckles pipple!! PHOOY!!!
Isidore-Is sobethig the batter with
theb Baba?
Mr.. Feitlebaum MS ACK) I'll
geeve you someting witt a metter!!
(SMACK) By de kendy- -sturr
(SMACK) it must be by you cxextic-
ally poifict de louly-pops (SMACK)
witt de jubbreakers (SMACK) witt
de hall-day-sockers, ha? (SMACK)
Bot for de papa de peeckles is Ho X
you should buy all kinds gobbidge,
ha? (SMACK) HIM! I'll geeve heem
dot swecndler-How dare he could
sell sotch peeckles??
LOoy-Ha! Ha!-A Pickle Graft
in our fair ethyl! Well, well, dey'll
be blamin' dat on AL Smit, too. Ha-
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11

ha-1'll git me friend, Doc Harris, to
analyze de warts! Haha!! Hooray!!
AIDA boy, Pop, take 'em back-be-
fore dey hatch sumpin' he-e!!!
Mrs. Observation-Disclosures.
riss-be kerfool!! Dun't stotting OPP
wild de stukkipper fights!!
Mr.. Feitlebaum-Ill geeve heem
peeckles, dot jeep-Ill-
SLANT!
RR RRRR ING-rrrring!!!
Mrs. Feitlebaum-Ulrady he's beck
Comm in!-Yi vi yi-Meester Meet.
zic!!! Muttimer!!! - Hollo -
Wot is? Comm in!!
Isidore - Hello Bortiber- Hello
Blister Bitzic!!
Mr.. Mitzic-YOU MAKING FROM
MINE BOY A BENDIT!!!!!
Mrs. Feitlebaum-Mine Isidort
makes from you Muttimer a BEN.
DIT!!! / teenk wot you Muttimel
makes from mine Isidore a weggon
heetcher!!!
Mr.. Mitzic-You l sidore makes
from mine Muttimer a hookey-play.
er!!
Mrs. Feitlebaum-You Muttimel
makes from mine Isidore a reputt
cod signer!!!
Mr.. Mitzic-You Isidore make.
from mine Muttimer PEECKLE-
Mrs. Feitlebaum-Peeckles!!! vi vi
yi!!!-Wot's witt peeckles??? vi y
- Look Mowriss Meestel
Plotkin!!. Wot's dees??
Mr.. Plotkin-Esk heem!!!-I'm
stending in mine sturr commly witt
peaceful so it comes in a wild Hin.
dian-So l say: "Goot hefternoon
Meester Feitlebaum!!!-So he trows
me a rotten peeckle in de faze wot
he rons hout from de sturr! Is diss
a system???
Mr.. Feitlebaum-How dare coulc
you sold mine Isidore sotch q
peeckles ???.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11
Copyright, 1926, by Seven Arts Fea-
ture Syndicate)
Hnud;pi Waiss

Houdini- Weiss
"Since / came after Houdini shall
be Houdini. Thus was born the name
of the greatest conjurer of modern
times. Eric Weiss was his real name.
And while he was the son of Rabbi
he was not the brother of Stephen
S. Wise, a fiction that has endured for
years, despite all efforts to prove the
contrary, Houdini was instinctively
the show man. And he dramatized to
the utmost degree his every public ap-
pearance. New York didn't want him
and wouldn't have him for many
years so he went to Europe and by his
daring exploits and extraordinary
press-agent work he became one of
the most talked of magicans of the
world. Then New York was his.
have written much of Harry
Houdini not merely because | knew
him but because he in his later years
dedicated himself and his talents to
wedding out bogus mediums who
preyed upon weak minded men and
women, distracted by the loss of dear
ones. Spiritualists predicted that he
would die before Christmas 1925. |
had in my hands the pamphlet in
which that statement was made. Hou-
DIM replied to that piece of hokum by
remarking that if he died when the
spiritualists said it would be merely
coincidence and not due to any super
stitious curse.
Stunned Spiritualism
Houdini was a Jew though occa-
sionally some one would accuse him
of belonging to the Catholic Church.
He was professionally trickster and
pretended nothing else. He could
have been the greatest spiritualist of
modern times had he wishes to be un-
true to himself and to live a lie. So !
Eric Weiss, the Jewish boy from Ap- |
pleton, Wis, became the Nemesis of |
the spirit-readers and many of them
hated him! | saw with my own eyes
an exhibition of that hate in Phia- |
delphia last summer when | stood
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11
URGE THAT JEWISH
PUPIL-STRIKERS BE
PUNISHED SEVERELY
(Jswish Telesraphic Agency

Jassy, Roumania-The agitation
which started in Bukowina with the
arrest Of twenty pupils of the Sec
ondary schools re-echoed in Old
Roumania.
At the convention of Roumanian
teachers held here resolution was
passed demanding that the Jewish
pupils who demonstrated against
their professors in Chernowitz,
charging them with unfairness in the
examination, be severely punished.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11
795 JEWS LEFT PALESTINE
DURING SEPTEMBER

Jerusalem, Oct. 30.-(J. Il. Al
Emigration from Palestine due to the
present unemployment conditions con.
tinued during the month Of September.
According to figures made known to-
day, 1,0S7 left The country during Sep
tember. Seven hundred and ninety
five of the emigrants were Jewish.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11
Things to Think About
By Milton M. Schaysr

A group OF men
were discussing the
commercial standing
Of some Of their
friends. A name was
mentioned and the
question asked. why
does he not stand
higher; he hns such
generous lmpnlses?"
"Dpcallsc" the cnustlc
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11

Tel Aviv-(S. A.)-The wealthy
householders of Tel Aviv. the City of
Jews, are staying away from the NUM-
cipal elections, on the ground that the
requirements for the voting privilege
are entirely too meagre and liberal.
Intermountain Jewish news., 1926-11-11

critic answered. "he has such remark
able strength that he is able to resist
them" Here then, is n man engaged In
tug Of war with himself No wonder
he falls TO progress. The charitable i'm.
pulses Of his heart cannot overcome the
cupldity Of his head. He has not
learned to cast his bread upon the
waters" This, like nll Of Gods laws,
never falls In its operation. Try 1t and
learn.
An old colored lady was financially
embarrassed. Traying to borrow mon
cy resulted in her discovering that
Bout the onliest thing you can borry
'thout 'scurity is trubble" Borrowing
money Ia not fault II 1t is to be used
constructively. For instance, to build
home, start a business, secure an etiu.
cation. to consolidate all debts into one.
or some other forward looking purpose
1t Is extravagant, II not dangerous, to
borrow money or use credit to obtain
luxuries that are really liabilities. 1t
not only handicaps one financially, but
slows them up mentally, and may dis
turb them morally. Money does not buy
happiness. II we could Just remember
that "far better is little gotten with
the fear Of the Lord, than great treas
ure and trouble Herewith" we would
he happier.
"The average woman's vocabulary"
says hardware magazine, docs not
exceed eight hundred words, but think
OF the turnover" This editor probably
was the man who said, my wife talks
80 much 1 believe she was vaccinated
with phonograph needle" Seriously
speaking, have you ever listened to a
group OF women chatter. All talk at
the same time. Each IL interested In
what she is saying, not whether any
one is listening. II we realize that
when we speak we teach. when we lis
ten we learn" We have have attained
some degree OF wisdom. But the ladies,
bless them, talk, not TO teach, but to
entertain themselves. To take the edge
of this one might add that entertain
ment is surely desirable and p!eass..::::
able.
When is man old? How many work
Ing or producing years does the aver
age man enjoy? According to Randall's
Mind In the Making" the answer de-
pends on the year in which the Qucs-
tion Is asked.
For instance, in 1000 a man who had
reached the age Of thirty was regarded
as nm old man past his producing
years In 1900 the question was phrnsed
differently, How many years after a
man has reached 81 will be producer
and the answer was 40 years" So in
two centuries mans creative years were
only augmented by three. In 1925 the
same authority tells us that man has 81
years in which to do things-after he
has reached 21-bringing the age limit
to fiifty-eight, and it is predicted that
this will be stretched from time to
| time to our advantage.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22

Created first to make baking easier and
surer at less cost, second to maintain high
standards of quality, third to help keep
baking fresh, Lytona enjoys fourth
important advantage-You can keep your
favorite recipes when you change to
"Lytona." Get can today. Better Baking
RUMFORD CHEMICAL WORKS, F.,
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22
FORMER PHOENIX
CITIZEN IS KILLED in
MEXICAN HOLDUP

PHOENIX-J. E. Sprigg, 43 years
old, rancher of the Culiacan, Sino-
loa, Mexico, district, and formerly
a resident of Phoenix, was slain
last Saturday while he was carry
ing the weekly payroll from Gull
lacan to the ranch, according to a
message received last night in
Phoenix by his parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. Ignatius Sprigg, of 339 West
Wynwood street.
The message contained few de-
tails of the Staying, but it is be-
lleved by the parents that bandits
perpetrated the crime 1t was stat
ed that the ranch payroll frequent
ly amounted to as much as $500
and the message indicated that the
attack and murder was a case of
plain highway robbery instead OF
part of an uprising in that Sec
tion of Mexico.
The slain mans father stated that
he would try to have the body re-
turned to Phoenix for burial, but
he said this may prove impossible
OONouoC VI Iuc uGulOTdIlZ6u rail-
traffic in Sinaloa, where recent
washouts halted service between
Nogales and points south.
j. F. Sprigg was employed on
ranch owned and operated by his
brother-in-law, Frank Hill. The
ranch was devoted to raising winter
vegetables for the Los Angeles
market. Sprigg left Phoenix three
years ago. He was in the cotton
ginning business while he lived
here. He served in the army dur
ing the World war, The family NOV
ed to Phoenix in 1918.
Associated Press reports from
Mexico City stated that the United
States embassy there had received
information to the effect that
Sprigg was slain and that the pre-
sumption was that robbery was the
motive. These reports said Charge
Schoenfeld of the embassy had ask
ed the Mexican government to in
vestigate the affair.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22
Iere's Where Better Baking Counts Nc

brings new pleasure to the kiddies; for
light, dainty cakes with tender melting
centers--the Lytona hnd-are just the
kind the children love.
A penny day or less is all Lytona costs
the average family. Money back from
grocer if not satisfied.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22
E. NJ. PATTERSON OF
WINSLOW LEAVES
HERE ON MISSION

Resigning his position with the
First National Bank, which he has
held for some time, Earl M. Pat
terson, for several years a resident
of Winslow, left early this week to
fill two-year mission in the south
for the Latter Day Saints church.
Mrs. Patterson, who has worked
in the bank with her husband for
the past two years, will remain
here for the time being.
Mr.. Patterson has always been
active in the work of his church,
and his friends are confident that
his work will be of far-reaching in
fiuence.
He was accompanied to Chicago
by relative, and from that city
will start his two-year tour in the
interest of the church.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22
'BABBITT BROTHERS
OFFER A SPECIAL
DOLLAR DAY SALE

A sales feature not ordinarily
used in Winslow, and one, in fact,
that has not appeared locally for
several years, is being presented
this weekend by Babbitt Brothers
Trading company, their Dollar
Day" sale event. The Dollar Day
sale is recognized as a favored sale
from a buyers standpoint for many
years, as it helps to illustrate that
the dollar is coming back to its
old buying power.
In this case, every department in
Babbitt Brothers store has contri-
buted to the sale, and many attrac-
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22
Mexicans Confer On
War Against Yaquis

NOGALES-Th Herald's CORES
pondent in the Yaqui war area
writes that troop movements await
the outcome of a conference of
General Joquin Amara, Mexico
secretary of war; General Francis
co Mama, sonora corps area COM
mander, and General Alvaro Obre-
gon, commander-in-ch of the
forces in the field against the in
surgent Indians.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22
LOCAL MAN TO
CHICAGO SANTA
FE CONVENTION

]. B. Camp, power plant engineer
employed in the power plant at the
local Santa F'e shops, left WinsloW
this morning on No. for Topeka
and Chicago, where he, with the
chairman of the other shop crafts
will elect general officers, and con-
fer with the management of the
Santa Fe relative to working agree
ments and rates Of pay.
Mrs. Camp will accompany Mr..
Camp as far as Albuquerque, where
they will spend the weekend Wis
iting their daughter who is in
school there.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22
HOME BURNED

WILLIAMS home of Diego
LAWN was destroyed by fire at
about $50 o'clock last Friday night.
The house, large frame building
directly across the street from the
Saginaw mill, was mass of flames
when the alarm was turned in.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22
Mrs. Joyce Given
Divorce By Court
In Los Angeles

TUCSON-Mrs. E. NJ. Joyce, wife
of E. M. Joyce, former signal corps
officer, now serving a six year SEN
tence for manslaughter in the
Florence penitentiary for the kill
ing of Jess Whitley, cowboy, at
the Carlink ranch more than year
ago, was granted an interlocutory
decree of divorce in a Los Angeles
court, according to a special dis
patch to the Arizona Daily Star.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22

tive articles have been grouped un-
der a dollar sign.
The Babbitt Brothers organiza-
ton is preparing for big busi-
ness during today and tomorrow
from the Dollar Day event and
are expecting many out-of-town
buyers to come in to Winslow to
take advantage of this sale.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22
KILLED By FALL

William Bertram, 81,
employed by the Chicago Construc-
tion company, died as the result
of injuries caused when he fell
from the 800 foot stack of the
American Refining and Smeltering
companys plant.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22
CAFETERIA INSTALLED

X-Installation of equip
ment in the cafeteria of st. Mary's
Parochial school has been complet-
ed and the cafeteria will be open
ed within a few days.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-22
A BankbOOk Romance

81 just can't live without you.
dearest. Why I'd go through any
thing for you"
Eyes, but how much have you
got to go through with 2"
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Whats New in New York

with the colors of the rainbow. -.
The old-fashioned jewelry store with
it's display of watches and marble
clocks. it's trays of rings and shelves
of silver, has sunk to oblivion in the
age of luxury. His shop is blend
of the Palace of Versailles and a
Flemish monastery.
IT stopped before a window which
displayed an ideal outfit for a boy
of thirteen years. 1t centered a
large brass-bound trunk. for the
youthful traveller to boys boarding
school upstate, in Switzerland or
the Appalachians!
What is happening meantime
around the block? The Sixth Ave.
furrier, in his dingy store beneath
the elevated, announces that a de-
post of IS will hold the most ex.
pensive fur in his stock. So the New
York shop girl will go to work next
winter in Hudson seal or silver
muskrat. and the last installment
will be paid in the fall of 1923. /"
$50
There you have Manhattan, brief
ly. through the eyes of perceptive
visitor.
And I let him tell it because I
know it's all true, and there's much
more besides, and l couldn't have
told it half so well.
GILBERT SWAN.
Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Incl
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MOTION PICTURES
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Warmers DISPOSE
OF B|GLUb|TSCH
FILM CONTRACT
Will Concentrate on Big Mo-
Vies With vitaphone +
Accompaniment.

Warner Bros. have disposed of the
balance of the contract they hold on
the services Of Director Ernst
-Lubitsch. Negotiations to that effect
were concluded last week between
Warmers and Metro Goldwyn- Mayer
and Famous Players, according to
an announcement from the Coast by
Jack L. Warner, Director general of
production for Warmers.
Luhitsch, who for years has been
difectorial sensation, has made
pictures only for that company. He
has previously won renown as the
director of a number of European
productions. among them Passion"
which created a veritable sensation
when shown in America.
Since joining Warmers in 1924
Lubitsch has produced five pictures,
all of which were warmly conn
mended by critics and fans alike.
His initial effort in this country was
1.-THE Marriage Circle" which gained
him an additional host of admirers.
He followed this with such sensa-
tional successes for Warmers as
Three Women" kiss. Me Again, -
Lady Windermere's Fan" and 80
This Is Paris"
The last named picture is a cur
rent Warner release which is Great
ing a sensation on Broadway, where
1t is enjoying a record run at. the
Cameo Theater. New York. 1t is
proclaimed by New York critics as
the greatest comedy Lubitsch. has
ever produced.
According to the Warner announce
ment the Success of the Vitaphone is
largely responsible for the consum-
nation of the Lubitsch deal. Aside
from the Twenty-SiX Warner Win
ners for the 1926-27 season, Warmers
Will concentrate on big specials with
Vitaphone accompaniment. Director
ial assignments for these, as well as
the winners have practically all been
determined and Vitaphone accom-.
panmients for them all are now be-
ing arranged. The first of the big
specials planned is "Noahs Ark" to
be followed by BLACK Ivory" Both
are to be made on an enormous
scale.
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Studio
Close-Ups

Ernest Lubitsch's contract has
been sold by Warner Bros. to Metro
Goldwyn. Mayer and Famous Play
ers for an unusually large sum. The
Warner Bros. will, in the future,
concentrate only on ultra-large pro
auctions With Vitaphone accompani-
ment.
Emile Chautard, who plays Count
Orloff in MY official Wife" Warn
er Bros. production, was formerly a
motion picture director.
Tom Costello, who plays a small
role in the Warner Bros. production
MY Official Wife" featuring Irene
Rich and Conway Tearle. is not re-
lated to Dolores and Helen Costello.
The manuscript of Across the
Pacific" starring Monte Blue and di-
rected by Roy Del Ruth, makes the
fifteenth scenario Daryl Francis
Zanuck has completed for Warner
Bros.
The old time Bicycle built for
two" is one of the important props
in Across the Pacific" a Warner
Bros. production OF the Spanish
American war, with Monte Blue in
the leading role.
Patsy Ruth Miller has teen loaned
by Warner BrNG. TO lnspii alton, and
will play Richard Barthelmess' lead
ing lady in his next picture.
Capt Bruce Bairnsfather VIII de-
sign the posters and other illustra-
tions for THE Better Ole" which
will have it's world premiere at the
Colony Theater, New York. the first
week in October
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Bu United Press
NEW YORK, Sept. 25.AWe who
live so close to the tinseled pageant
of Manhattan are prone, perhaps, to
come to treat as commonplace those
glazing phases Of our city's life and
tendencies that smite the observant
visitor in the eye.
Or, writing of this and of that in
New York's Kaleidoscope life, we
may fail to interpret signiflcances
noted by the keen stranger.
So it is that 1 take the liberty
herewith to reprint certain quota
tions from the article of one Irving
Brant, a western newspaper man,
appearing in a recent issue Of Editor
and Publisher.
ITO walk down Fifth avenue at
this date in early September is to
encounter all the allurements that
human genius can devise to extract
the winged dollar from it's uneasy
resting place Fifth Ave.
then, is a symbol of the age. 1t
stimulates and satisfies the spending
urge. It's --overpowerIng beauty
transcending the dreams of silkel
Samarkand and ruby-laden India, is
soporific to the sense of touch. No
where else, except at the ring of a
prize fight, is there so vast an appeal
to that state of mind in which a $40
gold piece locks like a plugged
nickel"
He tells of wandering into a Ritzy
fur shop and learning that MINK
might be had for trifling $4,000.
THE real basis of my business"
the shopkeeper told him, sis that
people have so much money to spend
they don't know how to spend it"
IT strolled up and down the
Avenue looking at the shops and
shoppers. The simplest street dress
today is glorious creation of chiffon
or silk which would have passed for
n ballroom gown a few years ago.
-. For a single window displaying
the quiet richness Of browns and
wines there are dozen cleaning
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Shuberts Announce New Show

ley Lupino, which the Mcssfs. Shu-
bert are presenting at the Cosmo-
politan Theater, is soon to have a
London production.
l. l.
Yvonne d'Arle who almost made
the gala premiere of Countess
Martha" personal triumph in sing.
ing the title role Of the operetta at
the Shubert, follows Mary Ellis, the
first of the minor principals of the
Metropolitan, to outstanding success
in light opera Miss d'Arle obtained
her first role in the Metropolitan
Opera six years ago. After singing
in that organization for five years,
she was starred last year in the st.
Louis municipal opera. 1t was while
singing in that organization that the
Messrs Shubert contracted for her
appearance in Countess Martha"
+ l. 4
Countess Martha" dolls will make
their appearance in the lobby of the
Shubert theater tonight. They have
been created by the designer of the
"Raquel Meller" dolls and were
modelled after Yvonne d'Arle, who
sings the title role in the operetta.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-09-25

The Messrs. Shubert announce that
their next musical play, "Katja, the
Dancer" the London hit which ran
for two years at Days Theater, will
have a preliminary out-of-town en-
gagement commencing Monday eve-
,Qing, Oct. 4, in Philadelphia. The
play is now in rehearsal with Lillian
Davies as Katja and other members
of the original company in the lead
ing parts.
l. i
Stanley Lupino, celebrated London
comedian, appearing with Mitzi in
Naughty Riquette" at the Cosmo-
politan Theater, will organize an
actors association for the purpose Of
giving financial aid to English actors
who come over from the other side
without contracts or stage offers and
sometimes find themselves on the
brink of poverty before they can es-
tablish themselves here.
n
Besides it's current American and
German presentations, Naughty
Riquette, the new Oscar Straus
musical play with Mitzi and Stan
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Emily Stevens is to appear shortly
in Keith Albee houses in a dramatic
sketch by John Pollock. tentatively
titled Tanning a Husband" Miss
k.evens will be supported by Harry
Mayfair.