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The Washington times., 1926-01-21
THE SCREEN CALENDAR
FOR NEXT WEEK

n1aere dallseuse. Jacques Samas-
soud will conduct.
Tickets may be obtained at the
box office at the Jordan Piano
Company and at the Victrola de-.
partment Of Woodward 8 Lo-
throp's.
TTVOLI s. Betty Bronson will
star lat Crandail's Tivoli the
first two days Of next week
In Kiss for Cinderella. =
The comedy will be an Aesop
Fable. Later bookings include,
on Tuesday and Wednesday.
Lovers in Quarantine, with
Bebe Daniels and Harrison Ford;
a new comedy, .Eastside, West
side, and q Pathe Review Thurs.
day and Friday, Reginald Denny,
In Where Was IT, with Hal
Roach's Don't Butt In and
Topics Of the Day" added; and on
Saturday, Jackie Coogan in "Old
Clothes" plus comedy, Spotlight
and serial.
AMBASSADOR Corinne Grit.
fifth will star IN s'Infatua-
tion'' al CrandaIl's Ambassador
the first three days Of next
week, and the comedy will be- q
Van Bibber, The Big Came
Hunter. 4 with Earle Foxe starreds
Later bookings are The Scarlet
West, Wednesday and Thurs.
day, with an Aesop Fable and
Fred KeYnlO. singer of ballads,
added Bebe Daniels. Friday, in
Lovers in Quarantine, . supple
naented BY Alice Day in Mack
Sennett's Love and Kisses'' and
q new Pathe Review: and Sat.
urtiay. Johnny Hines In The
Live Wire. augmented BY comedy
and serial.
CE NTRAL - Iogans Allsy,
will be the attraction at
Crandall's Central the first
two days Of next week, With
Monte Blue and Patsy Ruth.
Miller. featured with Mack Sen.
Nets over Whereabouts added
Later bookings are Leafrice Joy,
Tuesday and Wednesday, In .HeIl's
Highroad short comedy Love
and Lions Fox Imperia1, and
q new GrantIand Rice Spotlight;
Pola Negri, Thursday III sA
Woman OF the World, !" with Hal
Roach's There Goes the Bride
and a LYMAN II. Howe Hodge
Podge" added: Thomas Meighan,
Friday IN Irish Luck. z with
Clyde Cooke the pictured comic
in Should Sailors Marry, and
Eleanor Boardman and Conrad
Nagel, Saturday In Elinor GIyn's
The Only Thing" when Johnny
Arthur will be the funmaker In
Cleaning Up
The Washington times., 1926-01-21
Irene's History

Irene Rich. now starring in
Compromise the warner
Brothers classic Of the screen 1T
the Strand. was born in Buffalo
and educated at the ST, Mar.
garet's School for Girls. An
early marriage and later the
necessity Of caring for her two
daughters sent Miss Rich into
picture work in 1913 when. as an
extra, she began her new famous
screen career. With her unusual
personality and talent, Miss Rich
made rapid progress and before
long became one OF the most
popular stars on the screen.
Prominent among her successful
Characterization are those IN "A
Lost Lady, Beau BrummeI, r
The Man Without a Conscience, =
The Wife Who Wasn't wanted
and ''I'he Pleasure Buyers"
The Washington times., 1926-01-21

Otis Skinner, report has It.
closed his new play, Captain
Fury" in the Middle West last
Saturday and will not essay the
part again until next season,
daughter Cornelia, meanwhile,
attending to complete revi-
sion Of the play for which she
is slated to have the assistance
of another author.
Anne Nichols will not lose.
faith in Puppy Love-" which
opened here some months ago
under Clifford Brooke's direc-
ton. Since the first produc-
ton was retired after the road
try-out, Mark Swan has con-
siderably rewritten the original
script by Martha Stanley and
Adelaide Matthews and New
York is to see the revamped
version next week.
! Further condolences for ears
OF the world at large have that
Big Bill Tilden has changed
the title of his play 1.-THE Kid
Himself" to don o. Jr.", and
that J. P. McEvoy's costly
stage flop, "The Comic Sup
plement," will be done in the
films for w. C. Fields under
the title, 1.-THE Old Army Game"
A pardonable error for a
man named Phillips to commit
occurred on this page Tuesday
when a cut of the beauteous
Helen Chandler was run under
the name of Mary Philips, both
of whom are precious prattlers
in Marc Connelly's show, "The
Wisdom Tooth" at the National.
Also, since this is wash-day
for soiled paragraphs, the
opening sentences of my re-
view on "The Wisdom Tooth"
were made rather meaningless
by substitution of the word
teacher" for "theater."
1t would have been precisely
less an error to have labeled
Miss Chandler's picture MARY
Philbin," for she is a striking
counterpart of the coming lit
tie lady of the films.
Thomas Mitchell, who plays
the copious weakling in the
same play, also reminded me of
someone / couldn't place until
he mentioned that he was last
here in "Kiki" with Lenore
Uric and then, of course, 1
remembered that it was Thomas
Mitchell he looked like. In
"Kiki" he was the waiter who
enjoyed the gorgeous oppor-
tunity of rolling over the floor
with Lenore in diligent combat.
The Washington times., 1926-01-21
GOings-On
In THE THEATERs-

NATIONAI4-A new comedy by
Marc Connolly, THE Wisdom
Tooth"
KEITH'S-Karyl Norman in i'm.
presentations; others.
EARLE-Elizabeth Brfce, singing
comedienne; others and films.
STRAND-Guy and Pearl Magley
Revue: others and films.
WARDMAN PARK-Stock play.
ers in 1.-THE Handy Man"
GAYETY - Happy Moments"
burlesque.
MUTUAL-''Red Hot" burlesque.
PALACE--Richard Dix In Two.
manhandled."
METROPOLITAN-Dorothy Mac.
kali in Joanna"
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES in THE
Eagle
RIALTO - Rudolph Schildkraut
in His People
TIVOLI-Valentino in Cobra"
AMBASSADOR-"The Vanishing
American"
CENTRAI-"We Moderns."
1SAVOY-"The Tower of Lies
AVENUE GRAND-"A Woman of
the World.
APOLLO-"East lynne
YORK-"The Tower of Lies"
HONlE-"The Wheel"
The Washington times., 1926-01-21
Is Radio Old

Charles KeIlog, the California
bird man. Is back from tour
Of the South Sea Islands TO tour
the Keith-Albee Circuit with aural
and ocular proofs that the Fiji
Islanders have had radio sys-
tenn Of transmitting messages Tor
many hundreds OF years. The
South Sea outfit consists of hol-
low logs upon which clubs are
struck, thus conveying messages
across land and sea to be picked
up at any village where there is
corresponding and tuned in
log. Kellog, master of .tonaI val
ues, found that he could better
the sending qualities of the
"radios''-which are called Hills
by the natives-by putting water
into the cylinders.
The Washington times., 1926-01-21
Universal Pet

Somewhere. some time there
may have been better singer of
cleverly lyriciZed tunes than
Elizabeth Brice. but the name
escapes. Miss Brice, who is the
headlner at the Earle Theatcr
this week. has achieved triumph
ant successes in vaudeville, mu-
steal comedy. revue, army camps.
and almost in the front line
trenches during the big push"
She is one of the most popular
and best loved condolences on the
American stage. Probably one
of the outstanding reasons foI
Miss Brice's vogue, apart from
her own inherent genius for de
lineation. is TO be found in The
fact that she has the happy
faculty Of acquiring the services
OF the most skillful authorship
to devise her exclusive songs.
The Washington times., 1926-01-21
GEO. NJ, HIMSELF,
HERE NEXT
WEEK

NATIONAL-George M. Cohan,
himself, the grand old Snowman
and a hundred other appellations,
comes to town next week in HIS
own farce success American
Born This play marks Mr.. Co
hans re-decision to retire perman-
emily from the theater. It is his
first effort since the Yankee
Doodle Prince announced with ali
seriousness that he was going TO
play while and leave the theater
to Its own devices. The Snowman
ship in his blood, however,
prompted him to change his plans.
american Born" Is the result, q
play that has enjoyed q run In
New York and emphatic success
on the road. The cast that Conan
has surrounded himself with IS
another answer as to why his
popularity is undying. He has
never been one.star man. With
him are Lawrence D'Orsay, Bobby
Watson. HI. Coopercliffe and .
half dozen others.
The play opens Monday. On
Sunday. matinee and night, e. M.
Newman, the travel.talk man,
win regale his voyogers with an
other illustrated lecture, this time
on Vienna and the Tyrol.
KEITH'S Olga Petrova. the
legitimate star. headlines at
Keith's for the new week in Q
novelty offering. Petrova, as al
ways. still is her own author. and,
for vaudeville purposes, her own
cast. Featured for the week are
Mile Rhea and Sanford with
Alex Cross and Joe Mach, jr.
Others on the bill: Frank Hurst
and Eddie Vogt, 'Profiteering in
Fun; Joe Browning. doctor Of
hilarity in 8 A Timely Sermon (;
Inez Courtney in Al Personal
Appearance; Langford and Myra
in a song skit, Speak Easy:
Joseph Griffin, Irish-America1
tenor; Manning and Class in an
aerial novelty; usual house fea-
lures with Freddie CIark's smile
at no extra charge.
EARLE-A carnival of comedy.
song and dance is slated for the
new week at the Earle when
George Choos' ''Sfep Along.
moves in for the week. This is
a tabloid with brief elements of
the grown-up musical comedy.
The feature attraction Is not an
nounced yet, but will be on Sat
urday. Others on the bill include
c. Torbay in Comic Studies in
Black and White:''. Scanlon,
Demo Brothers and Seanlon,
dancers and singers; Walter New
man and Company in a comedy,
Battling Terry" Creedon and
Davis in, sleit, "I Could Smash
YOU. The film feature viii be
The Peace That Thrills = with
The Washington times., 1926-01-21

Ben Lyon. Shorter films and
music from the organ and or
chestra.
STRAND-A strikingly eos
tuned revue, Spanish Follies,''
brings Lola Bravo and her COM
pany to headline honors at the
Strand for the coming week. A
specially is made in this number
of singing and dancing. Julian
Hall and Kathleen Red" Dex-
ter will dish the laughs in What
Smatter::" Louis Brown and Mu-
riel Rogers in 1.-The CIubman and
the Trimmer Phil Davis, black
face; Aerial Clar1s in mid-atr
thrills. The film feature intro
duces the college romance, 1.-The
Plastic Age" with Clara Bow and
features and music.
WARDMAN PARK--.'Shooting
Shadows, mystery play, is
next weeks offering by the play
ers at Wardman Park Theater.
The action takes place in a farm.
house in the Berkshires to where
crowd of young folks have re-
paired to track down a ghost
story. Laughs and thrills are
promised.
GAYETY-Next weeks attrae-
ton at the Gayety is titled, we
hope honestly, 1.-THE Best Show in
Town. Gene Shuler is the prin-
cipal comedian. affecting the
Dutch style. Assisting are Charles
Cole, Ruth Osborne, Thad de
Monico, Peggy Moran, Charles
Martin. Rose Bernard, George
Mack and the eighteen chorines
On Friday night of this week a
special midnight matinee will be
held by the current attraction,
Happy Moments"
MUTUAI-Pat White, pioneer
in burlesque of whom audiences
never tire, comes TO the Mutual
next week, beginning Sunday in
Round the Town" Helping AIr.
White are Charles Pagan, Mabel
Lea, Billy Kelly, Gladys Clark,
Henri Keller, Jacque Forbes,
Blanche White and Jim Benscn.
Singing and comedy are promised
in abundance.
The Washington times., 1926-01-21
THE GATE POST
By Harold PhiIIiD,

w Frank Haring whose jazz "A Light Agnes
caused something of produced Chicago
three weeks signed this week with Arthur
threeact American jazz Laurence Stalngs
will do the book The will be called deep River
Light From St. Agnes, MI. Harling, "is
cusvey jazz for solid hour Of without relief
would be unbearaby monotOnous But genuine jazz
rhythma without stint
ents into the ohestrabanjo, saxophone xylophone
Deep River will be inherently an American opera
and jazz opera The win be the Louisiana Of
generation before the civil and from this may deduce
that some themes Of the old sprituas will inevitably find
place in the score"
Arthur Hopkins has heretofore confined producing activities
to dramatic works. but declared four years when the
opportunity offered he would strictly opera staged
along entirely lines In Harng Stanrs he believes
ne mas FOUND the men who can bring to life American
form Of which viii true expression of the Aar.
genus not an echo from the opera houses Europe
The Washington times., 1926-01-21

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The Washington times., 1926-01-21
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Oh! What blessed relief: but why not
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others subject TO slight imperfec-
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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
MASTERLY FINANCE
(New York HeraId-Tribune)

York; HeradTribune IT,
1886
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charged
treasury originally
general prosperity treasury
addition the
sinking
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below $780,
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year year.
economy proceed deaion
ordinary
including the sinking
of $165OOOoOO $4S7,OOOOOO will
grow payments ordi
year good times last
At critical period in history
loved exceptionally
mraion phenomenaly
pessmism Secretary
congress in 1920 ntelgently
arked position country beginning
fruits of
courage and insight adopt
and highly stimulating
imposed unwilling
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
WITH EDITORS
THE STAR sPANGLED BANNER
(El Paso Times)

AS less inevitable 5Ot
the
national feminine
Uncle Night" large celebration distinguished patriotic
organization
locally
o
would detion
him.
reported proceedings
this all with
which aegorca
patrons
Star Spangled Banner" both.
friends from London Edinburgh harhy calls
but most of remember precisely what calls hem won't
be bothered in hot weather tephonng the library find All
the patriotic that
shouldn't
adjusted
that licked burned
the Mr.. inspiration him.
admitted
conucvey the
the the emotions American
the pains
dgraceful licking getting,
All this however gloriousy negaived by the probability that
fellow citizens accurately
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through the
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
Builders Of the West

great Arizona passed H.
Dodge That shall live
things that he did while he lived
during the World will
campaign ability
energy betermen
brings minds many
upbuilding of
Dodge phlanthrop,
placed dollars they
accomplishments
frequent religious
prises, Of is remar
Army knights of Columbus Y c. A. and
campaign given
Cleveland
administration
signifies
throughout
with Phelps
thoroughly
firm great
Douglas Bibee Arizona, H.
all
H.
passed
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
Culinary Athletics

R. M. sends us the story of young
bride who asked her husband to copy
off radio recipe she wanted. He
did his best, but got two stations at
once, one of which was broadcasting
the morning exercises and the other
the recipe. This is what he took down:
"fHand on hips, place one cup o..
flour on the shoulders, raise knees
and depress toes and mix thoroughly
in one-half cup of milk Repeat siA
times. Inhale quickly one-half tea
spoonful of baking powder, lower the
legs and mash two hard boiled eggs
in a sieve. Exhale, breathq natur-
ally and sift into bowl.
attention! Lie flat on the floor
and roll the white of an egg back
ward and forward until it comes to
a boil. In ten minutes remove from
the fire and rub smartly with a rough
towel. Breathe naturally, dress in
warm flannels and serve with fish
soup. Boston Transcript.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
LEADING COPPER
ORES in ARIZONA

Following the successful teaching
of copper ores in the Ohio copper
mine at Bingham, Utah, the Ari
zona Bagdad Copper company, hold
ing 1000 acres of disseminated cop
per deposits in Yavapai county, is
reported to have developed 270 mill
lion tons of carbonate, or oxidized
ore, carrying an appreciable copper
content, which it proposes to re-
cover by teaching in place by the
use of surphuric acid as a solvent
and precipitating solution
The Ohio Copper company, it is
stated, has recovered "a million
pounds of copper by the use of this
method, up to the present time, it's
production costs, in 1925, being
S.S216 cents a pound; and it is esti-
mated the company has 38 million
tons of ore available for treatment
in the caved areas of the mine car
rying about six pounds of copper to
the ton.
The introduction of the Teaching
in place" system at the Arizona
Bagdad, and it's successful applica-
tion may lead to the adoption of
this method in other localities in
Arizona, California and New Mex
ico
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
Sixteen Years Ago

Lane Blumenthal has taken
position as clerk in the freight
depot.
D. T. Dunlap, head of the Cop
per Queen drug department, has
gone to California on months
vacation.
c. H. Melcher, manager of the
company store at Nacozari, ar
rived in Douglas on a business
trip.
e. R. Pirtle, who is in the Bat
tie Creek, Mich, saEHthrium, is :
expected home in a few days.
The Calumet and Queen band
will give a benefit dance at the
ball park pavilion Wednesday.
1. 8. Ward will be floor manager.
Eddie Jerrett, manager of the
company store at La Antigua, is In
Douglas on a business visit.
Mrs. T. P. Glenn and Mrs. G. w.
Pratt left Douglas yesterday for
Hereford to visit Mrs. Cobb.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
MEXICAN COLONEL DEAD
AS ELECTION RESULT

NOGALES, July IA political dis
turbance at Ixtlan Del Rio, state of
Nayarit, Mexico, during the con-
gressional elections July 4 resulted
in the assassination of Colonel Ro-
nero Gallardo, congressional candi-
date, said information reaching the
Nogales Herald today. So far as is
known, this was the only bloodshed
along the west coast.
Two men are being held by Ixtlan
police as alleged leaders of the
crowd which caused the disturb bance.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08

of
fact hardly
gland throat
For all such let keep it while
less hypocritca
while
an a
subtle symbolism
easily sliding with celebrating
initiate selfadmid virtues, will better off?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
{6;A|BE18{

Latest fad for snappy dressers is
two belts, both being worn just above
where one should be used.
Here's a hair raising bit of news.
San Francisco woman poisoned by
hair tonic asks $4,000.
ST. Louis man of 25 has four wives.
Probably one of these congenial fell
lows who can't say No"
There's one thing about a stolen
flivver. You can't identify it by
sight But you can by sound.
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
ANTHER PETRIFIED
FOREST IN ARIZONA

MESA, July IA new petrified
forest has been found. 1t lies about
100 miles southeast of here, near
the line between Pinal and Graham
counties and in the midst of the
Deer creek coal field. Edwin Wat
son, head of the company developing
the coal measures, has brought here
a section of petrified tree trunk two
feet in diameter and eighteen inches
in height, together with many small
er specimens of the agatized mate
rial. The wood" is of grayish color,
in this respect only being dissimiliar
to that found near Holbrook in
northern Arizona. Many specimens
were coal black on the surface, the
discoloration departing wen the
pieces were taken from the field.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
Must Have TickIed Him

A bluff old colonel was telling a
jungle story in the club coffee room.
relates the London Telegraph. yes, -
he exclaimed dramatically, "it was liz
the dead of night. Outside was a rov
ing elephant on destruction. I crep
out and shot it dead in my pajamas."
%But, colonel, how did the beast get
into your pajamas?" drawled one OF
the listeners.-Boston Transcript.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
Tou,ours nI Politesse

An old maid who lived in a London
suburb was shocked at the language
used by the men repairing the tele-
phone wires near her house.
She wrote to the company about it,,
and the foreman was asked to re.
port.
This he did in the following way:
me and Bill Fairweather were on
this job I was up the telephone pole,
and accidentally let the hot lead fall
upon Bill. 1t went down his neck.
Then he said, You really must be
more careful, Harry" THE outlook.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
Abe Martin

Remember when ther used t. be
5S kinds o. plug tbecEer am one
kind o. gasOIine. Why do "sOft''
drink parlOrs keep saloon hours
when thu whole world knows no
buddy wants a "SOft'' drink much
before 9:30 a. m.!
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
Plucked From the Plains

The COB walked the floor, seeing red,
And tore at the hair on his head,
TIL nurse opened the door;
Now worry some more
You've two little goblets," she said
-American) Legion Weekly.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
LIGHTNING F1REs OIL TANK.

CASPER, Wyo., July 7.-Lightning
late Tuesday fired 55,OOO-barrel stor-
age tank full of crude oil belonging to
Mid West Refining company on it's
main pipe line 80 miles north of here.
A large force of men tonight had been
unable to quell the blaze and officials
expressed the opinion that the fire
would have to burn itself out. None of
the adjacent tanks is threatened by
the first, officials declared.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
DECEIVED the Eve

woman and her little daughter
stopped to look at some live chickens
that were running about in a drug
store window on Huntington avenue.
The mother remarked: Those chick
les were Matched in an incubator,
dear"
why, mamma" said the child ill
surprise, mo one could tell them from,
real ones.''-Boston Transcript.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
Mnnmnn,s nnrling

There's one marine who's perfect,
An ideal in every way;
He doesn't drink, or smoke or swear,
He's good the live-long day.
He's standing at Attention.,
And never bats an eye;
I see him on the poster
AS 1 go walking by.
The Leatherneck.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
KANE SIGNS YEAR
CONTRACT WITH MANDELL

ROCKFORD, Ills, July Eddie
Kane, manager of Sammy Mandell,
new lightweight champion since he
entered the gave six years ago, will
be on the job for at least five more
seasons. Kane, a guest at Mandell's
wedding, signed new contract
guaranteeing him so per cent of the
boxers earnings.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08

A Pennylsvania woman who killed
her husband won't be allowed to col
lect his bonus. Husbands are an awful
nuisance, but there is no bounty on
them.-American Lumberman.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
To RepeI Invaders

The following sign is displayed
above the ice cream counter of
prominent drug store:
Take brick home; it's fine When
company comes. Union Pacific Mag
azine.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08

An apiarist declares that his honey
but we had rather have our trousers
pockets full of gold.-Florence (Ala.)
Herald.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
Whizbangs

In this country it's hard to tell
whether it is shot or just the back
fire of an automobile. over in Italy
they never know whether it is Mount
Vesuvus or Mussolini.-Cincinnati En-
quirer.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
No Incentive

Employer-"sam, I hear you and
George almost had a fight"
Sam-I"Yassah, boss, we all would "a
had terrible fracas, only they wasn't
nobody there to hold us apart. Life
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08

Doubtless after associating with rs
of 80 Rising Generations Methuselah
ceased entirely to worry about the
matter.-Detroit News,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-08
Ohexed Orders

Prisoner, did you steal that rugY'
NO, yer honor. A lady gave it to
me and told me TO beat it, and 1 did. .