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New Britain herald., 1926-11-24

9:35-Rev. Jos. F. Folsom. 10-Bin McWalters, songs. 11-Four Towers orchestra. 12-Frank Dailey's orchestra.
 WAAT-JERSEY CTTY-235 6-Ed Lents' orchestra. Gus Meyers Melodians. S-Louise D. Scanlon, soprano. S:30-Women's Glee club. 9-Bergen Male quartet. 9:30-Roy Messineo, violin. 10--Margaret Little, soprano.
 WODA-PATERSON-391 5-Music Lovers Period. 5:30-News; sport talk. 6-Lyric orchestra.
 WOO-PHHADELPHIA-5OS 7:30-Dinner dance music. s:10-'Human Body" Dr. Frohaska S:30-Sesquicentennial. 9:25-Theater orchestra. 10-Theater program. ..- 11-Sam Browns orchestra.
 WIP-PHILADELPHIA-5Os 6:1o-Dinner music. 6:30-Alec Marr, songs. 6:45-Market reports. 7-Roll call; birthday list.
 WFI-PHILADELPHIA-395 6:30-Dance orchestra. 7-Toy Tales, Holly Berry.
 WCAU-PHILADELPHlA-27S 7:3O-Male Quartet. S-Joe McGrath's opchestra. S:3O-Miller Piano Period. 9-Minerva Cradwin, soprano. 9:30-Senator Hassenpfeffer. 9:35-Charles Borelli, songs. 9:45-Frank Cook, songs. 10-Stan Broza, Dave Rolontz, com
 etdy. 10:10-Cheer-Ups.
 WGY-SCHENECTADY-3S0 6-Stock reports; news. 6:20-'Book of Knowledge" 6:45--Agricultural program. 7:30-Theater program. 8:15-Musical program. 10-Musical program.
 WHAM-ROCHESTER-27S ] 5-Theater organ. ! 6:45-WGY Agricultural program. | 7:30-Stage program. 1 8-Program from WHAM. | 10-"None-S Such" Hour.
 WGR-BUFFALO-S19 6:30--Dinner music. | S:30-Joseph Faircloth, tenor, 9-10:s0-Jointly with WEAF.
 WNIAK-BUFFALO-365 6:45-WGY Agricultural program. 7:3o-Eastman theater. S:15-Studio program. 9-Boy Scouts. 10-None- Such Hour.
 WCAE-PITTSBURGH-461 6-Dinner concert. 7--Dinner concert. 7:30-"Uncle Kay-Bee." 7:40-American Red Cross. 7:5O-- Elmer Zoller, pianist. 8-Winifred Perry, contralto, S:S0-Saxophone octet, 9-Troubadours. J J.oU--EllL SONdto , Cl ClCLtSl4d' 1O-Program from WEAF. 10:30 - Operatic presentation iron
 Faust" 11:30-Zev Confrey's orchestra,
 kDKA-PITTSBURGH-309 6:15-Dinner concert. 7:25-heport on all important live
 stock, grain, wool, cotton and pro
 duce markets; news period. 7:i5-University ' of Pittsburgh ad
 dress. Philosophers and Thei
 Times, Talk No. VIII: Spencer The Philosophy of Evolution.' S-Thanksgiving Barn Dance. 9:25--R. V. B. Trio. 9:55-Time signals and Weathe
 forecast.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-24

NOTE-Asterisks @ Indicate Pick
 of the Programs.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-24
MBNY-NEW YORK-s22

9.45-OrcneStra. 10-Trio. 1O:30-Harry Cohen, saxophone. 10:45-Trio.
 WBBR-STATEN ISLAND-417 7:3o-Pandura Quartet. s-Thanksgiving discourse. S:3o-Billie Frederick, tenor. S:45-Pandura Quartet. 9-Health and hygiene items. WAHG-RICHAIOND HILI-31e 1l:50 a. m.-Weather forecast. 12 noon-Matinee Trio. WGCP-NEWARK-252 6:15-Harmony Girls. S:30-Miller's orchestra. 9-McBride and Roberts, songs. 9:15-Miller's orchestra. 9:3o-Quartet.
 WNJ-NEWARK-350 +1o-South Side vs. Central football
 game. 2:3O-East Side vs. Nutley, football
 game. 6-Original Jersey Ramblers. 7:30-Washingto ensemble. S-Thanksgiving stories. S:15-Artists' recital. S:45-Lester Coburger. pianist. Civilian Eichelsdoerfer, violinist 9:15-Max Hamer, tenor. 9:S0-Recital by artists. 9:45-Jean Drucker, soprano. 10-Woodfern orchestra.
 WOR-NEWARK-405 6:45, 7:15, 7:45 a. m.-Gym classes. 2:3O-Elsa Bottorff, contralto; Ida
 Twerdowsky, pianist. 3:15-Eddie Gillis. baritone; Ida
 Twerdowsky. pianist. 6:15-Jacques Jacobs ensemble. 6:45-Bill Wathey. Sports" 7-Jacques Jacobs ensemble. 7:3O-Oreste's Queensland orch. S-"Thanksgiving." S:15-Sheppard and Reese, spirituals S:30--Orchestr and soloists. s9:3O-Thanksgiving play, Miles
 Standish." 10.15-Musicale. 11-News. 11:05-Dance orchestra,
 WAAN-NEWARk-263 10:30 a. m.-Happy hour. 2:S0-East Orange vs. Barringer
 football game. 6-Ernie krickett's orchestra. 7-Mayor of Holly Park. 7:15-Bill Fellmeth, Sports" 9:30-Male chorus. 10:30-Dailey's orchestra.
 WNlRJ-JANIAICA-227 S:3O-Dance music. 9:30-Popular entertainment. 10:30-Dance music.
 WAAT-JERSEY CITY-23o 6-Ray Germans orchestra. 7-Horace Bush, baritone. 7:30-Orchestra. S-Roy F. Snyder, bass. S:30-Popular songs. 9-Orchestra selections. 10-Orchestra.
 WODA-PATERSON-301 11-Colonial Rendezvous.
 WOO-PHILADELP II a. m.-Grand organ. 12 noon-Luncheon music. 4:45-Grand organ; trumpets. T:3O-Dinner dance music.
 WIP-PHILADELPHIA-50S 2-Football game, University ot
 Pennsylvania and Cornell univer-
 sity. 6;10--Concert orchestra. 6:40-Agriculture. Roll call, birthday list. S--Talk. S:15-Recital. S:35-Salon orchestra. +9:10-Russian Capella orchestra. 10:05-Institute Of Musical Art. 11:05-Harry MacDonald's orch.
 WFI-PHILADELP S-Program from WEAF.
 WCAU-PHILADELPHIA-27S 6;30-Billy Hays orchestra. 7:20-The Radio Play. 7:3O-Symphony orchestra. S-Josh Saddler's Serenaders. S:30-Archie Lloyd, songs. S:45-Go-Getters. o-Barry OMoore, tenor. 9:30-Musical chefs. 10-Preston Foster. bass. 10:15-Eddie Male, Harry Rich
 ards, songs. 10:30-Parodians orchestra 11-Cadix revue.
 WHAR-ATLANTI CITY-275 2-Seaside trio.
New Britain herald., 1926-11-24
WEDNESDAY,.
Eastern standard Time.

 
 Eastern Standard Time. NoTE-Asterlsks CD Indicate Pick
 Of the Programs.
 WTIC-HARTFORD-47e Silent night.
 WCAC-STORES-275 7:45-Musical program. S-Talk. S:15--Market news.
 WICC-BRIDGEPORT-2S5 s:45-Concert ensemble. 6:45-Ernest Macauley. pianist. 7-Riverside orchestra. S-Melody Boys S:S0-Wednesday afternoon musical
 club program. e:3G-George Lamacchia, 1olinist. 9:45-Three Boye and Ray.
 WRZ-SPRINGFIELD-333 e:1o--Newspaper sidelights. 6:15-Hotel Lenox ensemble. 6.30-Musical Mirth Makers. 7-Market reports. 7.03-Farm flashes. 7:15-Copley Plaza orchestra. 7.S0-Radio Nature League. S-Shawmut quartet. a-The Transformers. 9:30-Clarence Kalloway, baritone; Hazel Farrar. pianist, and accom- panist. 1o-Weather reports, missing per sons 10:03-"Deny" McCarty and his Pal ace Four.
 WTAG-WORCESTER-545 7:sO-Same as WEAF. S-Dance music. 3:S0-Same as WEAF. 9-To be announced. 1o-Same as WEAF, 10:3o-News,
 WEEI-BoSToN-s49 S.15-Russo's orchestra. 5:45-Market: lost and found; news s45-Big Brother club. S-Novelty septet. s:30-Same as WEAF. l0-Palais Royal orchestra. 1t-Weather.
 WNAC-BOSTON-43O s-Krazy Kat Riddles Klub. 6:30--Hotel Westminster orchestra 7:39-Program, Federation ot Churches: The Spirit of Thanks. giving" Dr. Robert Watson and Dr. Henry Hallam Saunderson. S-Chamber of Commerce, organ recital. ..-.- s-S:30-Playette, Marcia" WNAC Players. eWNAC concert orchestra, direc- ton William F. Dodge. s:15-First "Whozit" solution sug- gestions. 2: 2o-WNAC concert orchestra.
 WCSH-PORTLAND-256 6-Markets; weather: lost and found; news. s:So-Children's period. 7:50-sport results. -::3o-State of Maine talk. S-Music. Entertainers
 WEAF-NEW YORK-4s2 5-Janssen's orchestra. 6-Dinner music. Talk and music 7:30-U. s. Army band Concert &.90-Saxophone octet. s-Troubadours. g:50-Musicale Popular songs. -Ie-Opera, The Little Duke" fI:5G-Ben Bernie's orchestra.
 WJZ-NEW YORK-454 5:SA-Market quotation. Dinner orchestra. 3-Ensemble and artists. s:20-Orchestra. e-The Record Boys. I1:30-Astor dance orchestra.
 WMSG-NEW YORK-303 s-Focal and piano solos. s:15-Francis Januzzi, violinist. 6:39-Georgette Nyrielle, soprano. s:45-Fein and Dun, duets. 7-Georgette Nyrielle, soprano. 715-Talk, Rabbi Jerome Lawn. 7:31-Philip and Miller, 7:i5-Talk, :: Harrison Burdick s-EIlen Vanson. soprano. S;15-Grand Opera Society. S25-"The Marriage of Figaro" S:35-Zilpha Barnes. S:45-Maxime Borisoff, baritons. a-Talk. 9:15-Maxime Borisoff, baritone. a:3o-Mischa Tulin's artists. 19-Dance orchestra.
 WGBS-NEW YORk-310 6-Uncle Geebee. 6:s0-Dance orchestra. 7-American Legion talk. 7:10-Orchestra; news items.
 WRNY-NEW YORk-374 T-sports and financial digest. 7:10-Weather report. 7:15-Hanry and Charles Tobias, songs. ".".. 7:3o-Soman's concert orchestra. S-Charles Isaacson, concert. S:i5-Josefa Chekova, songs. S:30-Royal Dixon. TnIIiN TnnIcc BY LOUIE S.JONES IUWV fUFIC1 V II ~LEkI >h~,.n M
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
The French Debt Pact

deporable parliament
quickly which
administration
leaders holding with the hope that the
adjournment The
thirds majority which the French debt settlement when
expression
people final settle
equitable settlements
There the debt charges
strictly
consideration obligations the
dBpeasure in
Uid with Musson his policies could have
burden
fight
chivalrous
rightly
understanding
repayment
political policy
refundng Secretary Melons
leadership dsuccessful
very
policy
all
Germanys
convenient expdnt cancellation of
political instinct of the American 8t#e
Public opinion
determination
country
Washington of t
settlement
little time business little
time to paltry politics for at least fewd days.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
WHY MIR. HUNT QUITS CONTEST
(Arizona Republican,


declining to seek the
declined only
there governor
yield to mpacable demand a
quarters
early definitely given
that the
health he believed would be
The
of them the handicap sixth
that something though
wasthe
mentioned governor
the petition for initiating
the offices governors
But that directed
paign, since is designed
1928 In the things Governor
a a
The proposed
during the long
which would have been product
of
could
be only psychological
AS governor
power
only lions sign
why
almost necessarily
battle lines There is
governors following eputed
his following either of them.
But early yet for claimants
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
Mellon $ F financial Genius

all lines
a
pouring
$20OO0,OO0
spring
yet expectations
trustworthy
a few
maturing necessity eorng
issuan o
Secretary
receipts expectations
present
treasury in
government September
which will be
the public the time
:
present
period
collections
year
ter which will be
Secretary points
collection
swelling
treasury a year.
The collections year
$3OOOOOOOO secretary expecting
by
being policy
the the benefit in the
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
WigginS Wins on Foul
From the Negro Godfrey
CBy Dispatch A. =. wrel

Los ANGELES. Calf, June TO-
Chuck" Virgins, Indianapolis, heavy
weight, won on a foul from George
Godfrey, Philadelphia negro in the
esventh round Of a scheduled ten
round fight here tonight. Godfrey
was winning up to the time Of the
foul In the early part of the seventh.
while the fighters were sparring,
the negro drove a low right to Wig
gins body. Virgins offered no COM
plaint, but the referee stopped the
fight while a physician examined the
battler. 1t was on the Doctors sug-
gestion that the white man was given
the verdict. In the sixth Godfrey
had been warned twice for punching
low. The negro gave Virgins
terrific body beating throughout most
of the bout. Rngsiders gave Cod
frey four rounds and Virgins two.
Godfrey had a 97-pound weight
advantage.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
McNEAL

Mr.. and Mrs. II. j. Leeson, Mr. and
Mrs r. L. Burton and family spent
Sunday at Turkey creek
j. c. Odom of Tempe and principal
of the school for the next year, was a
visitor here Saturday, getting line
up on his work for the fall.
Shannon Lake and son of Los An.
geles, Calf, visited with the formers
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. wv. T. Lake, last
week. While here they also visited
A. w. Bouldin at Whitewater
Edison Taylor is taking a two weeks
vacation from his work at Nogales.
The Taylor family will leave Thursday
for the White mountains on a fishing
trip.
Edison Taylor and Lewis Burton viii
go by way of Tempe stopping off
there for the commencement exercises
at Tempe State Teachers college where
Miss Dawn Taylor is graduating this
the mountains.
r. j. Leeson was a business visitor
in Tombstone Tuesday.
John Wick and family, who reside
near Naco, visited with John Hornig'
Sunday.
The H. c. Stolp family, Annie Apple
lin and Rich Porter spent Sunday at
Leslie canyon.
The Ladies Aid will meet with Mrs.
b. wv. Johnson Wednesday.
Several residents Oh 7IcNeal attended
the dance at McNeal schoolhouse Sat
urday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Rickard ana
son, Forrest Mr.. and Mrs. Wilcoxon,
from the Swisshelms, motored to Nc
Neal for the dance Saturday evening,
Miss Athena Porter and ]. c. Hur-
lev of Douglas were visitors in Me-
Neal Monday evening.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
WITH EDITORS
EvENTUALLY-WHY NOT NOW?

(Daiy Silver
the end the problem
industry will against
produced metal 1t will
favored American o
dependent the
prosperity Of the mining their
o experience dull periods
Let prosperity
which in
Eventually there will be established copper
O.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
ODD BITS OF NEWS
(By Dispatch A. p. wlreJ

WAUSAU, Wis,-The American gov
ernment is being endangered more by
ballots of citizens than by the bombs
of communist" President Glenn Frank
of the University of wisconsin, told
the Wisconsin Bankers association.
Selection of men for public life from
the rank and file instead Of those
with ability for great leadership he
viewed as the greatest danger to
our democracy.
NEW HAVEN, Conn.--Now we have
the cow tree that gives milk. Pro-
fessor Samuel J. Record of the Yale
school of forestry, who recently re-
turned from trip in Central Amer
ica, says that the tree which she dis
covered there when struck with an
axe gushed creamy white latex that
looked like real milk and was sweet
to the palate. A4s AK
MORGAN CITY, La.-Crawfish NOV
ing across the highway In such num-
bers that automobile traffic is in
terfered with were reported by per-
sons arriving from Burwick on the
banks of the Atchafalaya river. The
situation has been partially relieved,
they reported, by persons scooping
up scores of crawfish for conversion
into creole bisque.
SAN FRANCISCO--A winning poker
hand was given legal rating in SUI
perior court here Wednesday. Sew
"
Wright and his wife decided they
were good friends but poor soul
mates, they played poker to split UP
the property. Wednesday Mrs. Wright
secured an interlocutory decree of
divorce and the property division was
recognized.
OAKLAND, Calif.--William Holdren,
81, tried to prove that a miracle
can be performed if faith is strong
enough by walking on the surface of
Lake Merritt, in the center of the
residential section. His faith, appar-
emily was not of sufficient strength,
the effort failed and police took him
to a hospital for observation.
LONDON-Amerlcan climate, partt-
cularly around Washington, D. c.,
got big play in the house of com
mons Wednesday during an impromptu
debate on the intention of Sir Esme
Howard, British ambassador to the
United States to leave the sultry
capital and seek the cool coasts of
New England this summer. Informed
that it would cost $4,000 to move the
embassy, one member suggested eau
stically that the British government
might get an ambassador acclimatized
to Washington summers.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11

income. beeng given
by President Coolidge and Secretary Mellon
of the will
working principles representing
another four thing
continued
who capable of reducing
Il
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
The Day In Washington
(By Dispatch A. Z. Wirel

Treasury department reported
customs collection of $30,000,000
above same time last year.
Public hearing on the rivers and
harbors bill were ordered by the
senate commerce committee.
President Coolidge's prohibition
order was upheld in the house
judiciary committee by an to
vote.
Additional evidence on Penn
sylvania republican primary cam
paign expenditures was given the
special senate committee.
House members from the Missi-
ssippi- Missouri Arkansas rivers
basin directed Representative
Sears, Nebraska, to draft a flood
control measure.
Secretary Mellon declined to en-
dorse the equalization fee feature
of farm relief legislation; SEN
ator Fess offered another pro-
pOsal.
----N
mo Breakfast Complete Without
The Dispatch"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
Titivating Mother Goose.

Proud Father-"Bye-1ow, Baby Bunt-
ing, Daddy's gone a-hunting to get .
pretty rabbits skin to wrap his Baby
Bunting in"
Little Jean-"Oh, Daddy, get a leop
ard skin; they're all the rage now
Allston Recorder.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
Abe Martin

Cat Eye Annie, escaped crook, got
wet nm surrendered. They'll all give
UP if they hain't dressed right. What's
become u tn Ole-time statesman that
used 4 lead tn people instead o. fol.
lcrin' emf
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
Solely Ornamental.

"rhey tell me you have model hus-
band Mrs. Hicks"
''Yus, sir, but e amt a workin'
model"--Western Christian Advocate.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11

What Though the nations IVrithe in lVrath
And KriF7 gives up to greater force?
.*hus snossh Pasudski reigns supreme
And .i:ctetes PolGnd's course?
What though the Court reUerses Root
And rcferendum-dun bullets fly?
What though the Pardon scandal eYows
And crime netOs fills the public eye?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
Cash DOVE.

Gushing Young Pupil-"Ah, profess
sor, if ever ] make a pianist, I'll owe
it all to you.
Professor-"Pardon me, young lady,
my terms are quarterly-in advanced?
London Opinion.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
Plucted From the Plains
safety First.

The aviators wife is strange
In one way beyond doubt;
Her heart rejoices when she sees
Her husband down arc out.-R. n
i'm the Boston Transcript.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
High Scoring.

The difference between learning golf
and motoring is that in golf at first
you hit nothing and in motoring you
hit erything-Boston Transcript.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
Sixteen Years Ago
JUNE II.


Miss Nell Kline Will leave Sun
day for Pasadena to spend the
summer with an uncle.
Mrs. b. Neff, who has been Wis
iting her brother, Charles Howe,
has returned to her home in Globe
Mrs. F.. A. Drake left yesterday
for Portland to spend the summer
with relatives.
Harry Calisher returned yester-
day from a trip to New York, re-
turning by way of California to
visit his family
President r. H. Blome, of the
Flagstaff normal was in Douglas
yesterday, in the interest of the
summer course. He was the guest
of Mr.. and Mrs. A. A. Fisher while
here.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
EOr2iVpu.

An art school teacher had a fixed
rule that his pupils were not to smoke
in his studio.
One day, however, he entered the
room and noticed that one young man.
had a lighted cigarette in his fingers
which he was endeavoring to conceal
The master went up to him.
That's a curious kind of a pencil
you have there, my young friend" hs
remarked sarcastically. MAY I ask
what you propose to draw with it?"
Smoke" was the quick witted an
Swer.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
No MnsicaIKick

They say candy is a substitute for
liquor, but it never makes a man want
to sing Sweet ADMINISTRATIONS
First.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
More Truth Thqn Poetry
BY JAMES j. MONTAGUE
TRAINING.

When Dad was youngster the chill
dren weren't flip
Or forward, or sassy or smarty;
No boy ever carried a flask on his
hip
And dealt out the drinks at party
If a kid was caught smoking just one
cigarette
He was classed as terrible sinner
And he hadn't a doubt as to what he
would get
When his father came home to his
dinner.
Yet Dad drinks and smokes, and does
both quite a lot,
In spite of the Puritan training he
got.
When Mother was young it was
thought a disgrace
For a girl in the country or city
To put any powder or paint on hel
face,
Or even to try to look pretty.
If the hem of her dress wasn't down
to her shoes,
And her. collar as hign as it could
be,
Her parents would soon be apprised
of the, news
That she wasn't as good as she
should be-
She is proud of the rigid upbringins,
she had,
But she does all the things that her
training forbade.
Kids Yerd proper and prim in tho
good olden days,
And worthy of all appreciation,
Having none of the wayward and i'll
hammered ways
That we note in our young genera
ton.
They never spent evenings at night
clubs and such,
Girls never let young fellows pet
them.
But the nature of colts is to leap and
to,prance,
And they sure did step out when they
once got the chance!
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11

Perhaps the Berlin newspaper which
saws we are warlike nation has been
reading what the vets and the drys
say about one another.-Boston Tran
script
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
A Real Onnortmnitx.

Why doesn't France denature her
champagne and export it to America
for bathing purposes?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
PrOSERSS.

We are willing to bet that the
street Called Straight has got lot
of detour signs on it by this time
Copyright, 1926, Bell Syndicate, Inc. }
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
mo Breakfast Complete Without
The Dispatch"

will resounding their
primary will
devoid
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
Going Tn

y seat on the stock exchange is
now worth as much as a seat for the
opening night of New York girl
show.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
GettAng Down.

A young French alienist was show
ing his father through the asylum in
which he was employed. Pointing to
a solemn looking individual, he said:
That man thinks he is Louis XVI
The young mans father was inter-
ested in such cases and he said he
would speak to the unfortunate pris
vately; perhapsI he could help him
overcome his delusion. He went over
and conversed with the man for is
minutes. When he returned he said:
"He seems to be improving rapidly
now he thinks he's only Louis XIV"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
Popular Guy.

Popular Guy.
The solemn-looking man in the
smoking compartment remained silent
for many a mile. Finally, however
he turned to the man on his right ano
remarked, '"There is much unrest in
the world just now, my friend, much
unrest"
you're right
II hope you are not unmindful of
the fact that we each have a duty.
We must combat this unrest.
I'm doing my best said the other
man.
Hove"
II manufacture mattresses"
Cheapest Way.
eff YOU collect this money! said the
hardware merchant, o Ed Bishop, II
will give you . regular job
70 the merchants astonishment, Ed
returned shortly with the money.
"How did yo.; Go it?" he gasped
81 tod him." said Ed, hat if he
81 told him." said, Ed chat if hs
cthcc creditors that he had paid"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
Facts and Figures.

How much do you weigh noW?''
asked the beauty expert, on whom she
had called
"One hundred and seventy pounds, .
answered the client
when you are leady 20 tell me your
real weight" she said, 81 will be ready
to talk business"
The customer blushed and told thu
truth. Then she asked how the beauty
expert knew she was heavier than the
weight first gave.
Madam, answered the woman,
surely you know that figures never
lie
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
THESE. DAYS

" " 'O'1'| q" . l' lATaS' I"s'"a7 //1cL1/1xH<AV
What though the tOeather man predicts
A torrid that came?
What though the President ''cdicts" s.
And rOuses Congress to declam?
What though Lloyd George and Asquith fight s,sf.
And tOets and drys scrap Gpace?----s
We turn the page and read about
The Burnside suit and suitless Bathtu6 case.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-06-11
All Serene.

The reporter had been instructed to
get the views of local business men
on the state of trade. His paragraph
therefore read:
Looking up said the astronomer.
Dead" said the undertaken. Fine
said the judge. Looking better" said
the beauty doctor. lizard to beat"
said the drummer. Looking bright
err said the bootblack.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1926-11-18
Italian Aviator
Averages 258.873
Miles for Four Laps

Norfolk, Va, Nov. 17.-(P)--Ameri-
cas- last claim to air racing supremacy
was wiped out today before the SPEC
tacuiar flying of Major Mario de Ber-
nardi Italian army officer, who piloted
his little red monoplane over a
stra1ghtaway three kilometer course at
me average rate of four laps of
25S.S73 miles an hour.
His speed bettered the world sea-
plane record for the distance, made in
1925 by Lieutenant James II. DooIit-
tie United States army, by more than
liz miles an hour. DooIittle's record
was 245713 miles an hour. The land
plane record is 27S.4S miles, held by
Adjutant Bonnet of France.
ID Bernardo in winning the Schnei-
oer cup race last Saturday established
new speed mark of e46.496 miles an
hour for the $50 kilometer course. and
ruined Americas chances to gain per-
manent possession of the trophy. He
also set UP records for the 100 kilo-
meter closer Circuit at 24S,ISs miles
an hour and the 200 kilometer closed
course at 24S.00025 miles an hour.
Although the Italian bettered Doo1it-
ties three kilometer record in the
Hight Saturday, his new mark was not