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Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-02-18

aldOtr Macy emDert: legnagy ODD
el6 magyart iinnepeljiik, akinelS
lelkebcn eggye lett az orok elva.
laszthataalansagban, az listen s.
a haza fogalma.
Hittel, s2eretettel fordulunk te-
hat ezzel felhivassal az ameri-
kai magyarsaghoz, ARA kerye az
amerikai sajt6t, hogy a tole meg
szokott lelkesedessel tegye ma
gaeva az eszmet es inditsa meg
minden amerikai magyar lap
gyiijt6st egy mereteiben is impo-
zans aranyserlegre, amelyet mint
az amerikai magyarsag iinnepi
ajand4kat, fogunk melto, keretek
k0z6tt eljuttatni Apponyi Albert
hez.
A f6cel: hogy minel szamosab-
ban jarqljanak az aranyserieg
koltsegeihez Is exert ugy gondol-.
tux, hogy egy dollarna1 nagyoD6
hozzajarulast egy szemelyt6l nsri
kellene elfogadni, de lehet adm
barmely csekely osszeget is. A 10
.centes adomanyok epoly erteke-
SEX, mint az egydollarosak.
Majus 2s.-an lesz Apponyi Al
bert S0.-ik sziiletesnapjanak orsza
gos megiinneplese.
Legyen ez a nap az amerikai
magyarsag lelekben valo osszefor-
rasanak emIekiinnepe, egy szep,
feledhetetlen datum az amerikai
magyarsag tortenetfben.
Ne felejtsiik ell: magunknak
gyujtumk iinnepi faklyat, amikor
a legnagyobb el6 magyart iinne-
peljiik.
A rendez6-bizottsag neveben:
BLAU VILMOS, bir6,
New York.
FIT. CHERNITZKY ISTVAN,
Bridgeport, Conn.
CUKOR NOR, New York.
DIR. J0SIKA HERCEG IMRE,
New York.
KOVACHY M. GYORGY,
Cleveland, Ohio.
KISS EMIL, New York.
J DIR. TAKAR0 GEZA,
/ New York.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-02-18
Este orakor yesz kezdetet nevezetes esemeny meyen
3G oft lesx minden magyar

Youngstown Farrell k0vetkezik Szombaton fer
ar 20 an Shenango vogytne hvoga
rado Szombon magyar adoza otaron
csapkod6 Hngok kenek szanyra hogy megmntassuk
hogy nk erzJnk Ftnyben gorasan csend fe maid
ehegek vlago kro akotasa hogy meggy6ze
hitueket azutan tegyen III csodakat.
Pros betiis nnep szelye es szombaon
varosa Magyarok onnek hogy egye keretbn
de Swivel ekk rzessel Gnnepejenek embert
egyent hanem magyarsagot tehegekt azok al
koasat Egmasra talal en mgyarsag hogy oszer
JON megacozza znmt hogy he ekesedsse magyar
gassal jarhassa ovabb RESERVES kuzemek orszagujat
Farrell varosahan mnden magyar bsze ehe eddg
tot kuturmunkaa igyekvesekr aldozatokka es
kakodsra ANIMAL zebb dcseretesebb doog hogy
sag is kfseggel zvvelaekke a zaszl6 magyar
tudja, trzi hogy kotelessegei vannak.
Szombaon farre reormatu kolateremben kitarunak
kapnk hivnak varnak mnen magya gazn erdekes
msor mey ~zorakozao kozonsegre Mem
csak fare agyarsg tees szmban Sharon
sharpsve k6rnyektnek magyarsga osszej6n magyar
mokr6is zaranokatok nunak hogy gazan
ges szdpseges egyen magyar Unnep t
szombaton Farrelben artand6 Magyar kultur esey
soat alan taaa ovas6 annak hosszusaga
Mnden amrovd ez musor valtozaos egesz egy sep
szivarvanyos egbo ha sten aagyar kele
vekre elmekre hey zerepokon kv
akk egnagyobb kszsegge ettek eeget ekerene hogy
tai frdekesebb valtozaoabb msor
25 cent betpt a mndenk meg gegdnyebb magyar
mara is lehe6ve teve megeenes.
Legyen oft esten mnden egytnl
ben szereeben annak 6 remenyegeve hogy obb
szebb 0vonek alunk a kusz0bfn
lit miisor = olvassatok
~ tdvo0 bzed vecsey Jena elkesz
Magyar Agnes Maria Bba Jan
A. Margi Arpaa
5) nepdok
Magyar egyveleg'' K0rmnay
~ .Ksa 1a efsah - .s M , - b % ha
81 felovas Fiber Ferenc
1O) Hegedd sz66 Csatl6s Pal
11)
ls) Magyar .sebyen
Shamn
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-02-18
Aranyserleget Apponyi Albertnek
A NYOLCvAN ESZTEND6S APPoNYI ES Az
AMERIKA1 MAGYARSAG 81
Felhivas amerikai magyar lapok utjan az amerika
magyarsaghoz.

Vilagiinnepe lesz Magyarorszagnak, magyar nem-
zetnek esztend6 ma jus havanak 28 k napjan
Vilagunnepe lesz inert nyocvan esztend6vel ezel6tt
napon szetett magyar ember, aki kora ifjusa
gat6 mai napig egesz eetet elet6nek minden napjat,
minden ora at bibai szentek ahitatossagaval, meg
gy0zodeses hivek tantorithaatlan anatzsayal hazaa
max, fajanak, nlnden magyaroknak szentelte.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-02-18
ttZENET Az ttZENETRE.

UZENET Az UZENETRE.
Tudod-e TIE, tudom-e en-, hogy
tulaj jdOnkepen mi is hat a s6haj9
AZ elet forgatagaban megfaradt
haland6 csak AIT tudja, hogy le-
lex vagy elzsibbad, vagy megpi
hen utanna!
Ha irasba- -szedett s6hajtasaim-
NAL csaS egy paranyit is meglib
bcnthetem a magyar tehetseg szar
nyat, felre banat, felre bu, bet0l-
t0ttem hivatasomat.
Ambator meg most is vannak
olyanok, akik mem ismernek, vagy
ITALIAN nem akarnak, ugyis lehet,
mem tndnak megismerni.
Mert en- mem vagyok atlatszo
iiveg, akin mindenki keresztiil lat
hat.
Csillag Sc vagyok, akire felfc-
le kellene nezni.
A magammal egyszinben ma
gas magyar fail egyetem szama
ra pasztortiiz vagyok csak. A lam
gok fajdalmas gv,0ny0riisegeben
testvereimert elhamvado MA
GYAR!
Mester Sc vagyok, csak TANlT-
VANY. Fajom erk0lcsi gasdagsa-
ganak. kimeses4ladajat Peter hHsi-
gevel 0rzom a szivemben. Sem a
halal, sem feledes mem lophatja
XII oman; merthogy lesznek meg
i6 magyarok akkor is, amikor a
lobogo tiizek vagy a fagyosszaju
viharok sz0rnyii fergetegeben ell
pusztul vilag. A neviink elmul-
hat, de a magyar tehetseg es err
k0lcs nevteleniil is hat, alkot, gya
rapit, amig forog fold!
Mem lampassal keresem az en-
bert. Mem is az embert keresem
en-, hanem a MAGYART! Volt es
van pedig sokkal talalkozasom.
Mem k0nnybeborult szemmel es
pamaszba-vonaglo szajjal k0szon-
tom en- 0ket. Pedig nekem szor-
nyen faj az elet. Megis mosolyra
kenyszeritem a kint es felvetett
fejjel ICY beszelek Hozzajuk:
Aldott, hetediziglen aldott,
mindDr0kke aldott a TT OSEI-
TEX tiszta erk0lcse, inert a YER
es test egeszsegben gazdag orok
seget hagyott Tireatok. En- tu-
dom, merthogy egy felszazadot
meghalad6 teherrel meg ma is
foldh0z tudom verni nyomoru-
sagot.
Mem mutogatom en- Nekik :!
BEKE-verte irt6zatos sebeket, ha
mem ICY tanitom 6ket:
A vadallat kegyetlensegere es
myers erejere alapitott BEKE- le-
tiport benniinket. De ne feljGnk
Testink aceljanak, veriink kris
talyanak minaenhatosagaval to.
vabb birjuk mi, mint t0bbi faj-
tai,
MA PEDIG A LEGNAGYOBH
HATALOM A FOLDON, Az
EGEsZSEGES TEST I!
i Ne feljetek! Kibirjuk, en- tu-
dom, hogy kibirjuk mindaddig, i
mig a torkunkat markob skezek
tr6l az ujjak lie mem rothadnak, q
mig benniinket rugdal6 hbak e
mem benulnak. Els akkor rongyo
san, veresen, de .felkeliink Mem
azert, hogy BOSSZU orszaga'
| hir d e S Il k hanem azert
hogy az ele tre meg allCal
[matos fajokat es nemzeteket ms
tgyar erk0lcs erejevel kirantsul
!, q fert6b3l.
! Mert ugy al dolog, hogy a,
II allati szerelem FEREMTESRI
a gerjed, az emberi szereiem mocs
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-02-18
4 FARRELL MAGYAR UNNEP
Polya Laszlo uzenete

Az aabb k0vetkez6 P6ya Iiszl6 kudte
vdek magyarsag Tulnunk hogy
urestey rendezk P6ya Lds6 tscetere esteyr meghi
kapott Tarn6ezy Arpad h betegsege
G. Irasban kudta ntv0zct6 nnepetnek Hnnc
10 magyaroknak
P6a gy0ny0r rasa Hzenetre erkezet Vaszkepen
Olvassatok magyarok, Hnnepl5 lteke Es szveaek meg
szepp piros ma
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-02-18


zetnek ez esztendo majus ha
Vilagiinnepe lesz, inert
ezen a napon sziiletett az a m
gat6l a mai napig egesz ele
minden orajat a bibilai szel
gy0zodeses hivek tantorithat
max, fajanak, minden macy
Vaagiinnepe lesz Magyaror-
szagnak majus 2S. AN, inert ezen
a napon lesz nyolcvan esztendos
grof Apponyi Albert, a legna-
gvobb 6lo magyar; a legtisztabh,
lie eg0nzetlenebb hazaszeretet scent
eletii apostolic, aki mindig es ma
is - magyar nemzet legvalsa-
! gosabb korszakaban, istenadta tn
dasaval, az egesz vilag altal meg
| bamnlt tehetsegevel, t0rhetetlen
hittel, faradhatatlan energiaval
| szolg galja "a magyar iigyet es pro-
fetal ihlettseggel ebresztve a mem
zetek lelkiismcretet, harcol kc-
resztrefeszitett igazsagert: Ma
gyarorszag feltamadasaert.
1
Apponyi Albertet fogja unnc-
pelni. Apponyi Albert el6tt fog
halatelt Swivel hodolni majus 28-
| an magyar nenazet, annak min
fden retege, 1aindeh tdFxa6fa1mi
osztalya: magyar nep.
Ebb6l az iinneplesb6l, melynek
ragyogasa sect fog stgarozni a vi
lag minden tajekara = ugy erez-
ziik - mem maradhat ki messzi or
szagok magyarja: az amerikai ma
gyarsag sem.
Az amerikai magyarok elott
nem kell jellemkepet festeni Ap-
ponyi Albertrol. Az amerikai ma
gyarok el6tt mem kell magasztal-
va megemlekezni Apponyi kival6
sagnir6l, hervadhatatlan erdemei-
r6l, tiind0klo erenyeirol, kiveteles
nagysagarol.
Harom izben jart Amerikaban
Apponyi Albert. Unnepelte, meg
bamplta, osztatlan elismeresbe re-
szesitette a hivatalos Amerika, az
amerikai k0zvelemeny, az ameri.
kai sajt6 es amikor Amerikabar
jarva, dics6seget szerzett a ma
eyar nevnek, ennek dics6segnek
ra'gyog6 gl6riajab6l nekiink, anne
rikai magyaroknak is jlltott egy
fenysugar.
Exert kell resztvennie az amer
kai magyarsagnak is a majus 2S.
Xxi Apponyi iinnepelyen.
| Exert kell ARA az innepi oltar'
ra, amely f0l0tt mar eleteben {
halhatatlansag fenyetol k0riil
ovezve ragyog Apponyi fenkol
alakja, hala es megbecsiiles je
leul elhelyezni az amerikai ma
gyarsag aldozati serleget is.
Legyen ez serleg - nem egy'
selnek, mem egy csoportnak :
: hanem az egesz amerikai magyar
sagnak az aj&ndeka.
4 Mem szaz dollaros adomanyok
boil, hanem centekb6l, az alneri
: kai magyarok tizezreinek cent
jeib6l kell ext az aranyserlege
! meg6tv0zni.
Apponyi Albert mindnyajunkt
legyen. tehat ez az aranyserleg ]
mindnyajunk halajanak, elismer
z senek, h6dolatanak 0r0kemlek
kifejez6je.
Apponyi Albert iinneplesebe
mindnyajlunk lelke 0sszeforrha-
2 inert hiszen mi, amerikai magys
rok Apponyiban nem az allamfel
fit, mem politikust, de az en-
: bert, puritan erkolcsu, mindi
3 onzetlen, mindig Mealokert hal
lcol6, q pr6fstAk ihlettsegeyel me
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-02-18

n HlerHlNdSl pIcKllcZ kell lHIeI-
nj es az egyhazakhoz, amelyekct
lelkesziils Is gondnoliul kepvisel-
het.
Szeretn6k latni, ha jelentkezne
valaki tisztikarb6l.
A Nagybizottsag a youngstow-
nj magyarsagnak elintezetlen
iigye.
- Intezziik ell!
#Mas
Legujabb amerikai-magyar iro-
dalmi eSemeny: DIR. Cserna End
re ezredesnek, kedves neje k0zre-
miikodesevel, fla sziiletett.
Gratulalumk!
Csak avval mem vagyok tiszta-
ban, hogy a gyermek kozlegeny-
mex sziiletetett-e, vagy kapitany-
nak9
J6l mulattunk a Rosary Kiraly
eloadason. De en- legalabb mem
mulatni, hanem j6 zenet, sep enc
kct szerettem volna hallani.
= Kar, nagyon kar, hogy vala-
hanyszor Kiraly Youngstownbn
jon, ''indisponalva" van. Enek
helyett, csak markiroz.
A Rosary Kiraly el6adason j0tt
hozzam egy magyar, kerdi t6lem (:
!. -.s Ugy-e, derek, s,tdar, $50
ke noszemely, Thury Ilona?
Rahagytam.
Halljuk, hogy az amerikai-ma-
gyar szmeszet nagyasszonya, is
met Ntra kesziil. A fentiekb6l itel-
het6, hogy legalabb Youngstown
ban sokkal nagyobb k0zonsege
lesz, mint Kiralyeknak volt.
Huszon0t gyermek ALT be va
sarnap a Verhovay Segely Egylet
10S.-ik fi6kjanak ifjlsagi oszta-
lyaba. Tizenharom Hubbard -r0l
jelentkezett.
Orvendetes jelenseg, hogy a ma
gyar k0z0nseg vegre magyar egy-
letekbe allitja be a gyermekeket.
Eek a gyermekek lesznek azok,
akik segiteni fognak az 0regek-
mex egyleteik biztonsaganak fenm
tartasaban.
A Verhovay Egylet "Ifjusagi
Osztalyai" solid, biztos alapon
allanak es legalabb olyan jo, de
legt0bb esetben jobb gyermekbiz-
tositast nyujtanak, mint az ameri-
kai hivatasos biztosit6 intezetek.
Minden magyar sziilo gyerme-
kenek magyar egyletben a helye
##&
Farrellben szombaton este dr.
P6lya Laszl6, az amerikai-magyar
ujsagiras igazi ezredesenek tisz.
teletere kulturestelyt rendeznek
Ugylatszik a. youngstownI
pelda erdemes kovetesre talal e.
Farrellt, mas magyar telepek kul.
turestelyei fogjak k0vetni.
A eel gy0ny0ru. Amerikai-ma
gyar fogadott hazajaval szeinber
mem tiszteletlen, amikor legalabf
egyszer egy evbem, sziiletett ma
gyarsaganak szentel egy estet
DIR. Polya igazi magyar, az o kul
turestelyen csakis magyar szel
lem uralkodhatik.
Ne maradjon el egy magyal
sem, Shenango acelvolgyeben
a szombati ester6l.
&&*
Orommel latjuk, hogy a Kos
suth Kor derek szinigardaja va
sarnap Cantoniban fog szerepelni
+.
A mi magyar telepiink ezen kiral
dnlassal kulturmuhkAt vegez,
mely sdicseretere Walk kornek''
minden egyes szereplonek. ! al@
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1926-02-18
A szolnbati" Kultur- -estely" :"

sZOMBATON ESTE FARRELL vAROsABAN, A RE.
FORMATUs sIsKOLATEREMBEN DR. P0LYA LAsz.
10 T1szTEIETERE NIv0s MtsoRos EST
FOG LEZAJLANI
Evening star., 1926-03-21
Brains Before Bravery" Motto Picked
By One of the Modest Young Lardners

, Pill and Jim and reported that they
only had 3 sticks so that David had
TO play without a stick but they didn
seem to think that affected his game.
This little upstart may be a CHIP oil
the old block. the last named hay
ing played bridge without cards ever
since the game was invented.
Speaking about which the Winter
in Great Neck has been marked by
more or lest of a quietus in bridge
circles most of the experts having SO
iourned or 3 months in the RltZier
portions of Florida at my expense and
that of the madam. who holds even
fewer cards than her old man. Un-
lucky at cards. lucky in love. was
never more truly spoken than in her
case.
Well pretty near everybody who
dast write about has been rambling
| Just like US and friends of the Gene
! Bucks. who was in Palm Beach most
| Of the Winter. reports that Gene made
a big mistake not leasing his living
rm. for the six-day bicycle race. as
the new Madison Square Garden
could not begin to accommodate the
devotees of this soul-stirring pastime.
Gene wired that he wanted TO keep
the rn. neat for the Olympic games
of 1892 Gene. ir.. is entered in the
=.
a top heavy favorite. having circled
the rm. twice in practice i'm days
hrs. 20 min. 8 2-5 sec, with > stops
| for engine trouble and milk.
OF course they was big mail wait
| ing me on my arrival home and
| feature Of the stack was or of
| these here unendless chain letters
| which it Is suppose to he bad luck TO
break the chain. Well II must be
| that some of my readers has remem-
bered how stand on this subject and
| they being too superstitious to break
the chain themselfs, they have for
| warded them on to me and I beg to
assure one and all that your conf
dence amt been misplaced and each
and every one of the cunning little
devices has found repose in the depths
of my ash Dbl. 1t would he a big
saving for the gen. public if the boys
VINO start these things going would
address them to the undersigned first.
as know just what TO do with them
and enjoy the moral support of mail
carriers and postal clerks all over
the l.. S.
Well I guess that about eXhausts
the subject of Great Neck for this
time and as / say you can't gather
up many items when you amt only
home days in months. but ] all
most forgot TO mention that my
friend Jim Browning reports that
they's girls that rides in on the
$50 that still does cross wd. puzzles
and also the night after I got here
the lights didn't quite so out, but got
so dim that | could not see who was
setting acrost from me at the dining
rm. table but suppose it was the same
party that has been there these II
yrs. and you would think she would
of had enough to eat by this time.
Evening star., 1926-03-21

What shall / do! Truly yours.
SOL. COTTON.
Answer. Write your words in great
big letters.
Dear Mr.. Wynn: Why is it that
travelling statesmen never want to take
an upper berth when they're travelling
on q train? Yours truly,
I. NJ. A. SALTSELLER
Answer. Very simple. II they did
that they would have to get up before
they went to bed.
Dear Mr.. Wynn: | hear FIVE police
men had a criminal cornered in th@
railroad station. Yet he escaped. How
did he do 1t? Yours truly.
ID. TECTIVE.
Answer. He probably jumped on
scales and got a weigh
Dear Mr.. Wynn: If mississippi
wears her New Jersey" what will
Delaware? Yours truly.
L. NITEDSTATES.
Answer next week.
THE PERFECT FOOL.
Ed Wynn. as he has often told you. is oan
OF the wisest men in the world Sc sees all
him with any kind of question? II yOu
90, send it to him in care OF the editor oI
this paper and watch for his reply
tCopyright. 1880
Evening star., 1926-03-21
dtoa Machinery Truth About Music and the Coming of Spring
Turning on Literary Light, AS Seen
In the Busy Magazine Editors Workshop

TO Switzerland and make 1t Winter
time to allow for the breaking or
steampipes. Such things as these,
however are mere details; we can
easily arrange Them
He reached out his hand.
"And now" he said, II wish you a
good afternoon"
! plucked up some courage.
"What about remuneration:
faltered.
The editor waived the question
gravely aside. "You will. of course. De
duly paid at our usual rate. You Will
receive q check two years after pub
lication. 1t will cover all your neces-
sary expenses, including ink. paper.
string, sealing wax, and other inci-
dentals. in addition to which we nope
to be able to make you q coinpensa
ton for your time on u reasonable
basis per hour. Goodbye.
He bowed me politely out OF ms oi
flce And few days later | read In MS
ma gaZine the advance notice 'oi my
story. 1t ran like this:
NEXT MONTHS NUMBER OF THE
MEGALOMANIA MAGAZINE Will
CONTAIN y THRILLING STORY
ENTITLED
/ DOROTHEA DASHAWAY, Or THE
OCICKSANDS OF SOCIETY.
The author has already leaped into
| immediate recognition as the creates
master OF the short story in the Ameri-
can world. Ills style has brio, polse'
! a savoir.faire, a je ne sais quoi. which
stamps all his work with the cachet of
/ literary superiority. This sum palu
! for the story Of 'Dorothea DashawaN
| is said to be the largest paid FOR sin
gle Ms. $50
Every page palpitates with inter
| est. and at the CONCLUSION OF TINS re
| narkable narrative the. reader lays
down the page in utter 1ewilderment.
TO turn perhaps to the Kmost equally
| marvellous illustration Of Messrs. Spls-
got and Fawcett's Home Plumbing
| Device Exposition which adorns the
same number of the great review.
| Ever since that experience L have
| known why it is that magazine edl'
| tors. draw such big salaries.
Downright. 102Sl
Evening star., 1926-03-21
"Music," Declares "Twin," us Good
In Proportion to Your Dislike of IT,

WELL" says I, up to about a hun
dred years ago women didn't have as
much standing in the house as good
hunting dog. Do you think that was
a good idea-remember. it lasted for
thousands and thousands OF years?"
Don't be silly on Sunday" comes
back the misses. People are learn.
ing more all the time. Because there
weren't any bathtubs for a million
years Is no reason for believing that
washing in a creek is better than
bathing in tub"
Exactly" I agrees. "Why. then,
If the habits Of the people about their
wives and baths change, why
shouldn't tastes in music change?
imagine the first guy that started to
treat his wife like a-human being
got the razzberry from all his neigh
bors. Today If a bobo says he likes
jazz better than opera the highbrows
give him the laugh. A hundred years
from now they may run you out Of
decent place II you're cuckoo
enough to say you like opera. As q
matter OF fact, somebody was telling
me that your friend Wagner was
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you said that you'd kill your case in
minute. It's cinch that not one
person in q hundred in the United
States would prefer Wagner to jazz
for q pleasant evening""
You're not supposed to get a
pleasant evening listening to clas.
sdcs." shoots in Kate.
mo" says I. surprised. This is
interesting. What are YOU supposed
to get listening to Wagner
well" comes back the frau. "you
wouldn't understand. but you feel edu-
Gated and uplifted after hearing a
fine opera"
'And." grins. according to your
statement, you don't get any pleasure
out Of being educated and uplifted.
That right?"
Refined folks" sniffs the wife.
get other things than pleasure out
Of life."
"Blah. blah.' sneers. Anything
you don't get any pleasure out Of
isn't worth doing. AS q matter Of fact.
you 60 to operas because you think
OF few thousand people in the
United States who get real pleasure
from the classic music, the rest are
the same kind Of sheep that you are"
whats your idea," queries the
thing else good?"
1.-THE ear Of the listener" returns,
"the eye Of the beholder, the tongue
OF the faster and the fingers of the
feeler. In other wards, / think the
idea Of saying this kind of music or
that kind Of music Is good for you or
bad for you Is the bunk. The melo-
dies that give me pleasure are the
greatest melodies in the world. The
noise that pleases Wagner fan is the
greatest music in the world--for him.
I knew q feller once who used to
hang around sawmills. The screech
Of the buzz-saw cutting through logs
was the sweetest sound In the world
to him. You could have argued
your head off with him trying to
convince him that q violin made
much better music than q saw with
out changing his mind. Wasn't he
right?"
There's no argument about insan-
ity," replies Kate. HE was just
nutty in that direction. You've got
to consider the taste Of large num-
Der Of people to get an idea OF
what's good"
mo, you DON'T I argues. you
like to eat onion skins. You're may
be the only person in America that
does. That makes onion skins a
great treat-to you--and who else
counts?"
Whats the connection between
onions and operas?" snaps the wife.
''They both gives me the weeps."
tCopyright. 1920
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Ter darning from week to weak.

her darning from week to weak.
Also our view included all the
colorful landscape Of the fun gar
bage pail. that bountiful evidence of
our prosperity, few aunt-hills made
by Aunt Eata dumping the ashes
from the stove in the yard when she
thought l wasn't watching. and an
old case OF vacant gingerale bottles.
And perhaps a person from the de-
scription as per see above would
think the view wasn't SO much. But
the funny part is. that II looked
lovely. Some ways or another the
sun made it all beautiful and any
ways, l didn't see 1t much. on ac-
thinking about Spring in the more
poetic way.
And Hot Bozo. Amt it remark
able what wonderful advertising
Spring has had all these years? I
mean the way Spring has appeared
to artists, and etc. To one and all
Spring appears to be a young lady
with a old.fashioned nightie and a
taste for classic art.dancing. She is
against shoes and conventions and 80
far hasn't bobbed her hair. I dunno
where them artists got the original
model. From all the portraits I've
seen of her I take her to of been a
fapper OF the days Of Julius Caesar.
Then there are the poets. I can't
help it, there they are. and what can
anybody do about ii or the measles?
Have 'em and get it over. I suppose.
And what the poets have done to
Spring Is enough to ruin the social
standing Of any lady.
The names they have called her is
pretty bad, but the words they have
practically wore out rhymtng with
her Is even worse. Why some Of them
poor words--and poor is correct--are
80 worn to tatters through use in
Spring poems that they ain't At. for
common wear and tear any more.
Take fling. bring. sing. wing for a
few examples. Take them. but do It
gently, on account otherwise they
might fall to pieces from old age and
hard wear.
Honest. when I was breathing in
that Spring air today and thinking
OF them pitiful. abused rhymes, I
wondered why somebody didn't invent
something to take in the fourth, fifth
and sixth months Of the year as
precaution against poets. the same as
they give kids sulphur and molasses
as q precaution against pimples. Not
that around our neighborhood they
exactly keep the neighbors awake
baying at the moon. but you gather
the idea, I guess, and pucker 1t, as
we'll
Then there is that kind Of dropsy
that a whole lot of folks get In Spring.