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Evening star., 1926-03-13
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Ahumada (t1)...
Air Reductn(t5).
Ajax Rubber.
Allied Chem %.
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Am Agri Oh pf. .
Am Beet Sug 90.
Am Bosch.
Am Brake Sh (6).
Am Rr Boveri.
Am Can (tS)....
Am Can W /.
Am Can pf 90.
Am Car&Fdy (6).
Am c & f pf 90.
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Am Drug.
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Am Ice (F10).
Am Ice pf 90.
Am 1nternatl. -.
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Am LARA pf(O.
Am Linsd pf 60.
Am Loco (S).
| Am Metals (4).
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Am Tobacco (s).
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Austin-Nichols. A
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Bang & Ar 90. >.
Barnsdall A (2).
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Bethlehem Steel.
Booth Fisheries.
Briggs Mfg (3>.
Bkln Edison 80.
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Burns Br B cd.
Blu sh Terminal.
Butte Cop (50c).
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Calf Petrol CD.
Callahan Zinc. =.
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Cont Mot (S0c)..
Corn Prod (2).
Coty Inc (4).....
Crucible Sti (5).
Cuba Cane Sugar.
Co (4).....
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Cushman's 80.
FIR o..
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Devoe& Ra GAO.
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Evening star., 1926-03-13
COTTON Stronger
IN TRADING TODAY
Opens at Slight Decline, But
Rallies on Renewed
Covering.
By the Associated Press.


NEW YORK, March 12-COtton fu-
lures opened steady; May. 1878; July,
1888; October. 1876; December, 1875;
January, 1928.
Cotton was steady today at de-
cline Of points to an advance of z
points. Prices were about Z to 10
points net higher after the call on
renewed covering by Wall Street or
local traders. commission house buy
ing promoted by larger domestic con-
sumption figures than expected and
reports of continued low temperatures
in the South.
July sold up to 1S.48 and December
to 17.42, but the market attracted
realizing by recent buyers at these
figures, while the demand from
shorts was less active after the COW
er1ng Of yesterday. Prices then
eased, July selling around 1886, and
December, 1873, at the end of the
first hour, or about net unchanged
to points lower.
The census report showed domestic
consumption of 567,244 bales for
February, compared with 583,192 for
January and 550,775 for February last
wear.
Evening star., 1926-03-13
New Orleans Quotations.

NEW ORLEANS. March IS LP).-
Cotton futures opened steady. March,
1S.45 bid; May, 1898; July, 1885; Oc-
tober. 16.92; December. 1894 bid.
The market opened 2 TO points
down, owing to lower Liverpool cables
than due. but promptly rallied on the
February consumption total by do
mestic mills of 567, PA bales of lint
cotton, which was larger than eX-
pected, and the map showing colder
weather with freezing and snow in
the belt. May traded up to 1922.
July to 1879 and October to 1905, or
13 to IA points up from the opening.
Covering by shorts caused the mar
ket to ease off to the opening levels
and in the case of May to a. level
points below the opening.
Closing Quotations.
NEW ORLEANS. March 13 P).-
Cotton futures closed steady at a net
decline of 5 to IA points.
Evening star., 1926-03-13

Dividend rates as given in the above table
are the annual cash payments based on fhe
latest quarterly or half yearly declarations.
Clends are not included.
PAID this year. no r.sular rate. bor
Sxira. sPayable in preferred stock. tfius
III In stock payable / 60 quarterly {Pius
So in stock payahle J u 70 ouayterlx.
Evening star., 1926-03-13
Bid and Asked Prices.
BONDS.
MISCELLANEOUS.
STOCKS.

D. C. Paper Co. 6s.. ..,.. sc
Pot. Joint Stock Id Blk. 5s.. 10i los
southern Bldg. .6hs........ 101 -.
Wash. Mkt. Cold Storage 5s. 90 go.
Evening star., 1926-03-13

Fairbanks o..
Famous Pl (S).
FedLight(' 40)
Fed Min & Smelt.
Fed Min pf 90. =.
Fifth Ave (64c).
FIRST Nat S(1h).
Fisher Body (5).
Fisk Rubber. 80.
Fisk 1st pf cvG
Fleischman(2)..
Foundation 3D..
Fox Film A (D.
Freeport-T Texas.
Gabriel Sn(t3 q }
Gardner Motor.
| Gen Am Tnk 90.
lGen Asphalt. 80.
lGen Asph pf CD.
IGen Cigar o..
lGen Electric 90.
IGen Elec sp(6oc)
lGen Gas A (1H).
| Gen Mot (f12)...
lGen Mot pf Cd.
IGen Outdr Adv.
iGen Outdr A %.
lGen Petrm 90.
GenRySig GA NJ
lGimbel Bros. 49,
Glidden Cd.
lGold Dust.
Goodrich Ru (4 .
| Goodrich pf 60.
Goodyear pf 90.
lGoihm S H(2h) }. .
IGranby Consol.
lGrt North pf (5)
Nor Ore (1A)
tGrt Wstn Su 90.
lGreen Canan....
Guantanamo.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

proper spirit regardless years
planet, young
forgotten Political arguments will fall
of belief
cease. A#
attention the posaic
daily will be performed with
other 81
ighe their ubordnates with
exhibited
traffic ordinances will be ignored and the crowds will be found
the of Babe
the world
between
republicans will be question
ranging
eight breath the they
the baseball
the the and enthuamof the American
revolutions
boshevk but satisfy
coordination of all the faculties both
physical national
before bulletin boards
papers, experiencing
upon he of
Forget young
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
GLOOMY DEANS FORECAST
(Arizona Starr

ST. Pauls cathedral London
again lives to his
He
bames contributing the early passing The
will neither
debts which
England 'rashly put"
things United
rightly plain living high
thinking
American
prompted, debt America
damning really your
debt settlement taking appealing
direct
country. n
Britain world
will fault
statesman, whole especially
rather than
England system of
system,
millions
purposes
AS for America Englands assistance
that In turn,
alphabetically
of the United States in a cisis?"
might
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
MANUFACTURING
TO BE
FAIR FEATURE

Another statewide industrial and
manufacturing exhibit will be a fea-
ture of the Arizona state fair al
Phoenix this fall. This exhibit will
be directed by the Arizona Industrial
congress, a state development body
representing all interests and IN
dustries and cooperating with ala
other civic and commercial organiza-
tions.
The manufacturing department, as
the official title goes, will occupy
the first building on the right inside
the main entrance to the fan
grounds, and besides a number of
inside booths will include con-
siderable area of outside space sur
rounding the building. 1t is prob
able, however, that it will be found
too small again, as last year several
exhibitors who put off their appli-
cations too long could not be accom-
modated
The Industrial exhibit is designed
especially to show as far as possible
the industrial development of the
state, and Arizona manufacturers
are especially invited to make dis
plays Statewide distributors and
jobbers are also included, to com
plete the industrial circle. Letters
sent out to both manufacturers ana
jobbers urge that they apply for
space a once, as booths will be
allotted as applications are received
and late comers may encounter dis
appointment.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
WILD GAME TO
Be SHOWN AT
ARIZONA FAIR

Wild buffalo and Kaibab deer
rambling around the grounds wilt
be one of the first sights to greet
visitors to the 22nd annual Arizona
free state fair at Phoenix November
to 49, The members of "the van
ishing herd" will be one of the fea-
lures of the state game department
exhibit at the fair.
The fair will again have cay
and night policy, the gates opening
at a. m. and remaining open until
midnight each day. All exhibits
will remain open until 9 p. M, while
the many gladway attractions, such
as Bernardi's Exposition shows, will
entertain the visitors until midnight
In addition to the greatest display
of exhibits ever seen in Arizona, Sec
retary Dillon has also contracted
for a pretentious amusement ana
sport program that viii be offered
daily in front Of the grandstand
The big show will get under way
Monday of fair week with football
games, whippet races, aerial stunts
running, stunt and auto races, cir
Gus acts and other features too nu.
merous to mention.
Fifteen big exhibition buildings
will house the greatest display OF
Arizona products ever seen any
where The fair commission is Of
fering more than $25,OOO in pre-
miums and prospective exhibitors
have responded by entering more
exhibits than ever before. Space at
this years fair will be- at a pre-
MUM and there is possibility that
many of the exhibits may have to be
housed under canvas.
Exhibits come and go at the fair,
but the game department. display,
like home brew, seems to get better
as the years roll along. Last year
the wild life exhibit attracted no
end of attention, and a steady
stream of visitors filed through the
log cabin where many of the
mounted specimens We're housed.
Included in this years display VIII
be bears, pheasants, quail, wild
ducks, turtles and fish. Dozens OF
mounted specimens of native animals
will also be displayed in the log
cabin adjoining the agriculture
building. This exhibit furnishes an
opportunity for the city dwellers
to see the many animals that make
Arizona sportsman's paradise.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
More Truth Than Poetry
By JAMES j. MONTAGUE
It,s a Queer World


The jellyfish as you will find,
Has neither stomach, will, nor mind
He cannot think, he cannot feel:
life has for him but small appeal.
Yet through the sea ne takes his
way,
Absorbing his three meals a day.
And. though the storms may roar
and rage,
Attains at last a hale old age.
We fume and fret, when in our
prime,
We often die before our time.
We frequently are bended double
By painful forms of stomach trouble.
With broken hearts and blfghtea
hope,
Through life, our futile course, we
grope
And yet somehow we seldom wish
That we were as the jellyfisn.
Who has no ills, who knows no care,
And does not worry or despair.
But merely leads. from year to year,
A tranquil and serene career.
And which, if he would cerebra.e,
Would pity our Unhappy, fate.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Not Missing Much

"Mr Chairman" complained the
speaker, stopping in his address. II
have been on my feet nearly ten
minutes, but there is so much r:baldry
and interruption, can hardly heal
myself speak"
Cheer up, guv'nor,' came a voice
from the rear, you ant missin
much!'
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Abe Martin

Th' thing L like about Europe is
that her lecturers go abroad t. do
ther lecturin". Our wonderful rec
ord smaShin' summer seems T. have
exhausted everything in th' way o.
achievement sept beatin' a passen-
ger train t. n crOsSin'.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Arizona S Soldiers

of the famous "Roug1
Riders
military depart
ment statement recently issued with
land sunkissed prairies
years battle-ground first
battle
nqusion witnessed bitter uds;
nightly while determined
clashes the
Cuba with
American expednary
expeditions, traditional fighting spirit
the their
nation
found There the the
would be difficult determine but the
45 Azonans These include coonels
Heutenants
Fifteen of the officers representing Arizona risen the
"buck
hard study they qualified themselves for commissions and succeeded
winning
Eleven other Arzonans graduates Point United
States military Douglas attending
that Of the Arizona who graduated
from the Point appointed cadets directly from the The
senior officer
the Arizona contingent Col George Med Weeks Of the well
brgadier general Weeks Point
years
1901 captain assigned the 27h
years Philippines
infantry where remained
the outbreak
infantry
Of OF
Nasees
graduate Inantry-Cavary Army
Philippine nsurrection relief
expedition headquarters
Corps at Baltimore,
Colonel H. Bradford rank Another prominent
Arizona officer Major William christ
Post in 1907 He stationed Fort Riley Captain
the
advisor the federal commission.
is Captains
Roemar Jay
of New York City, stationed
the 5th
military
very grade way up to
includes Captain George Eberle s4h infantry
For Eusti Captain infantry
Srhoed Douglas
army
Mont
Lieutenant Edward
organized
recently
Stephens recently
adutant of the first battalion the 25th infantry
army corps Camp Meade
having reduced the number to three
with the 10th cavalry Fort Huachuca
Captain Wheen is infantry.
States
military
be ocean; in
energeicaly
make the possibility;
Alaska; feversriken
Philippines Glory proudly
beside the varicd republic
Of Arizona loyalty o America.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
FARMERS ASK AID

YUMA, Oct! 6.-(AP)-The wash
ing out of the Antelope Hill bridge
approach across the Gila river north
of Wellton by high waters is pre-
venting the farmers of Monawk val
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
TRAIN REACHEs NoGALEs

NOGALES, Oct. g. (AP) = This
city's isolation from the outside
world by rail was removed yester-
day when train arrived from Tue
son, the first since the devastating
rains of a week ago.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Point Of Interest

"Why are you so interested in that
girls bathing suit?"
"Oh, I'd just like to see what it's
all about."-Boston Beanpor.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

ley from obtaining supplies and get
ting their cotton crop out The
highway department has been ap-
pealed to.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Another Scotch One

An undertaken in London who ad-
vertised free funerals for all suicides
has been arrested and charged with
contributing toward the determination
of the Scotch race.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
A Long Time Ago

1t used to be man could take a
girl out in an old buggy with tired
horse, love her for a while, take her
home and she would thank him for a
pleasant evening.
Now he takes her out in a so morse
power car, tries to love her little
and she walks home.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Stewards Washington Letter
BY CHARLES p. STEWART
NEA Service Writer

WASHINGTON.-Elec to the sem
ate, if he is elected, will cost Altee
Pomerene, of Ohio, $4,000 year.
He and owen J. Roberts, of Penn
sylvania get twice that much each
annually for taking care of the gov>
ernment's side of the Teapot Dome
and other oil cases. True, this pay
lasts only while the litigation lasts,
but every indication is that it will
last as long as a senator's term.
Pomerene will have to retire as
Gil attorney for the government il
he enters the senate, and a senator
gets but $4,000 per twelvemonth
instead of his present 100000.
Besides their $4,000 apiece as oil
prosecutors, Pomerene and Roberts
get, between them, a maximum annual
allowance of 100000 for expenses.
This isn't money in their pockets,
to be sure, but neither is it money
cut of their pockets. They can keep
their expenses inside 100000 easily.
Very few senators are able to keep
inside their senatorial expense al
lowances. Nearly all of them have
deficits to make up out OF their SAL
aries.
So Pomerene isn't mercenary in
wanting to be a senator again.
Who'll get Pomerene's job as oil
litigator, in case he wins MS senate
fight, isn't being discussed yet:
The administration devoutly hopes
he'll be permitted to go on with the
oil cases and is going on the as
sumption that Frank Willis, a good
administration man, will beat him
for senator,
AS lawyer the administration
considers Pomerene all right, but as
senator, it thinks ne totes the
wrong way.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

Home is where the coal shortage
is going to be before Tong.
No one appreciates the per.Is of
motoring like the pedestrian.
Fast people are slow to pay.
About all a rolling stone gathers
is momentum.
No matter what you think you
can't do, you are right as long as
you think it.
Someone kicked out the bottom
rungs of the social ladder
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Only Fafr

Germany should have becn wan
when she entered the LeagQe
look round and choose the Del
exit.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Keeping In Shape

After much research it has been
found that rubber bands keep their
shape because they never eat between
meals.-Lehigh Burr.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
In Training

Co: 1 only met him last week, and
he had already expressed his intention
to marry me.
Ed: Rather fast express, eh?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Plucked From the Plains

AS Hard-hearted Hannah said to
the Prince of Walls: go on home,
kid, and come back when you're
king"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Respectively.

so you and Jack are engaged?"
Eyes, to Bill and Jane"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Where Owen FIopned

Glendower could call up spirits
from the vastly deep bet they
wouldn't come. He would have not
heen much of a success as a boss
bootlegger.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

Tee: 1 hear there is another up
rising in Mexico.
Hee How revolving!
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

Any fool can go to bed, but it
takes a man to get up in the morn
ing.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
A Peace Preservative

Uncle Sam wants to remain on
friendly terms with Nicaragua, so h.
always keeps a few companies of
marines down there.
Copyright, 1926, Bell Syndicate, Inc)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
shifting the Customer

Clerk: There's customer in the
mems department VINO wants to know
If one of those all-wool unsnrinkable
campus blazers shrinks.
Manager: Does it fit him?
Clerk: No, it's too large.
Manager: Tell him it will shrink.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

Man without eyes (eyeless): Do
you go to college?
Man without nose (knowsless): Nav
II just play on the football team.
Desert Wolf.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Sixteen Years Ago

Secretary Grinder yesterday
entertained A. S. Tanner and a
representative of the Dispatch
with an automobile excursion to
the aviation field, where they
watched the experimental man
euvers with the Williams aero
plane.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

Four out of five have it-and the
fifth one knows where to get it.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Yes-The Rain VIII Keep Up

"And - ah, these rain checks,
jacques
"Yes? What of these rain checks,
Pierre?"
'"These rain checks. Will they-ah
stop the rain?'
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

Dispatches Want Aos-Phoue s1-ss
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

School Teacher (explaining dia>
gram): Can everyone see my figure
-Cornell Widow.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Such Is Life

Such Is Life
Many man who howls for sani
tary drinking cups will take a swig
cut of any old flask he can get hold
of.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

Mr.. and Mrs. H. l.. Channel, of
Trinidad, Colo, have arrived IN
Douglas to make this city their
home. Mrs. Channell is a sister
of A. w. Flickinger.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

Postmaster Harry Locke, John
A. Deering, ]. L. Gardner, Mrs.
John Light and Mrs. Harry Fer
guson, all of Courtland, arrived
in Douglas last night by auto
mobile.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Nichols,
who have been. spending the
summer at Oriskany, N ", are
now in Indiane on their way to
Douglas to spend the winter.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

Mrs. o. K. Clinton, wife of AL
derman Clinton, was severely
burned yesterday while cleaning
clothes with gasoline.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

A dogmatism is a puppyism full
grown.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
WITH OTHER EDITORS.
WHEN ALL GET YOUNG AGAIN

WHEN ALL GET YOUNG AGAIN
(El Times)
During the possessing
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06

And say with a contented sigh:
Gee wnizz! I'm. glad that am I.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
True Application

II could go on kissing you forever
Really, and to think it was only
yesterday father said you lacked ap-
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Hard Fall

First: Say. did you hear about
Willet's accident? He fell out of a
second story window.
Second: Break him up any?
First: No. He lit on his back,
and held the quart in his hands.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
Might He Worse
TWO ReasOns

Dcdo: Why do you insist on taking
girls on airplane rides?
Ray: One reason is that they can't
walk home.
Dodo: And what's the other?
Ray: You can't hear what they're
saying.-N. Y Medley.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-10-06
On the Team.

On the Team.
you go to college?
Man without nose (knowsless): Nav
u just play on the football team.
Desert Wolf.
True Application
II could go on kissing you forever
Really, and to think it was only
yesterday father said you lacked ap-
plication."
Hard Fall
First: Say did you hear about
Willet's accident? He fell out of a
second story window.
Second: Break him up any?
First: No. He lit on his back,
and held the quart in his hands.
Might he Worse
Young Wife: Oh, 1 am miserable,
my husband has been out all evening.
and 1 haven't the faintest idea where
he is.
Experienced Friend: My dear, you
mustn't worry. You probably would
know.-Arizona Kittykat.
Two Reasons
Dcdo: Why do you insist on taking
girls on airplane rides?
Ray: One reason is that they can't
walk home.
Dodo: And what's the other?
Ray: You can't hear what they're
saying.-N. Y. Medley.
SuitinE the Customer
Clerk: There's a customer in the
mems department VINO wants to know
If one of those all-wool unsnrinkable
campus blazers shrinks.
Manager: Does it fit him?
Clerk: No, it's too large.
Manager: Tell him it will shrink,
Point of Interest
"Why are you so interested in that
girls bathing suit?"
"Oh, I'd just like to see what it's
all about."-Boston Beanpor.
Respectively.
80 you and Jack are engaged"
"Yes, to Bill and Jane"
A dogmatism is a puppyism full
grown.
Four out of five have it-and the
fifth one knows where to get it,
School Teacher (explaining dia-
gram) Can everyone see my figure?
-Cornell Widow.
Such Is Life
Many man who howls for sani-
tary drinking cups will take swig
cut of any old flask he can get hold
Of.
Yes-The Rain Will Keep Up
"And - ah, these rain checks,
Jacques"
"Yes? What of these rain checks,
Pierre?'
"These rain checks. Will they-ah
-Stop the rain?'