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T|7H|NG TOPIC.
At CHURCH

Under the program of Steward
ship" sermons by the pastor during
the month of April. the sermon sub
ject Sunday morning at the Chevy
Chase Baptist Church will be "A
Man, His Money. and God" This
message will deal not only with
sacred obligations to the Lord, but
will take up the practical side OF
figuring the 1.-THE.
The fourth sermon will be given
May 2, at which time opportunity
for enrolment in the League OF
Christian Stewards will be given.
The subject of the evening ser
mon by the pastor will be New. >
When one remembers that toner.
row never comes" the importance
of the subject. is apparent.
The B. Y. p. U. will met at pm.
They are hard at work on an in.
teresting play, Thanksgiving Ann, >
to be given Sunday evening, May 2,
The junior church grows in mum
bers and in interest.
The Happy Hour" for children
has made a beginning. Pictures and
stories and songs every Wednesday
at $3.50 p. M, free to all. The Wom
ems Society enjoyed a splendid
meeting last Monday at the home
of Mrs. Weaver. on Connecticut
Avenue. New committees have beer
appointed and a program OF many
activities outlined.
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FRANKLIN AND MARSHALL
ALUMNI HERE TO DINE

The Washington alumni OF
Franklin and Marshall College will
hold its annual meeting and dinner
at the Congressional Club tonight.
DR.. H. M. j. Klein. professor of
history at Franklin and Marshall
will deliver the principal address on
the subject, 1.-THE, Three C's in
EDUCATION" and the Rev, Robert
will talk on 1.-The Campus and the
Campaign"
Gen. Robert c. Davis, and Gen.
William NJ. Black, u. s. A., retired;
the Rev. Hugh K. Fulton, the Rev.
DR.. Henry Fl. Ranck, the Rev. DIR. A.
NJ. Schmidt. Charles H. LeFcvre,
and Prof. J. J. Rothermel. are
prominent among the alumni here.
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DOMER BIBLE CLASS IS
TO OBSERVE BIRTHDAY

The DIR. Samuel Domer Bible
Class of st. Paul's English Lutheran
Church will celebrate its twenty
second anniversary this evening
with a dinner at the church. The
invocation will be offered by DR.
John T. Huddle, pastor OF the
church.
Addresses will be delivered by
Miss Alice Hutchins Drake, founder
and director OF 1.-THE Booklovers
Club" of the Y. w. c. A., whose
theme will be Five Women Who
Followed the Clean: and by Rev
". C. .Waltmyer, pastor Of Epiph
any, Lutheran Church and president
Of the Lutheran Alliance OF this
CITY, who win speak on "Scienct
and Religion"
Irving M. TuIlar will sing Z
tenor solo. and class songs WIN be
rendered. Ia.
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spoon
D,A.R. TOKEN
There is romantic history-even

There is romantic history-even
in spoons.
In a little house, owned by Cor.
don C. Gray, in Landover, Nd,
there is a worn, golden spoon.
Back of that spoon Is history.
After the CRIME and smoke of
the Revolutionary War had var
ished. leaving only the memories or
the brave men who fought in it,
the D. A. R., then a young organi-
cation, wished to confer a signal
honor upon the daughters of the
volunteers. At that time, many
years after peace was declared,
there were only IL volunteers
daughters living.
Eleven inscribed golden spoons
were ordered especially made for
the D. A.. r. When they were
completed and delivered, one OF
them was given to each Of the re-
naming daughters.
Since then, one by one the spoons
have been lost or stolen For q
long time It was thought that all
had been lost.
Cray, wife of Gordon G.. Gray, who
brings to light a spoon Of gold
which has been in her possession
for many years. 1t was willed to
her by her aunt, Mrs. Sallie Akers
Copeland, one Of the II daughters
of volunteers, who received the
D. A. r. tokens. Mrs. Copeland's
father was Andrew Akers Copeland,
who was one OF the first voIun-
teers in the Revolutionary War.
He was a member OF the Eighth
Regiment Of Virginia Volunteers.
Company A.
The teaspoon will be of especial
interest to the visiting members Of
the d. A. r. since they are men,
bers Of the organization which gave
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MISS MORRISON READS
CLEANLINESS THE FOOL"

Bess Gearhart Morrison, OF Ne
braska, the dramatic reader who
came to Washington to take part
in the D. A. r, convention, where
she gave "Old Glory" in the Audi
torium. on Wednesday night, will be
heard on Sunday night, at s o'clock
at the First Congregational Church
Tenth and G Streets. in Charming
Pollock's play, 1.-THE Fool"
AS a pioneer Methodist preach
er's daughter, Bess Gearhart begar
teaching a country school at IA
because" she says, 1.-THE missionary
barrels just plumb gave out and
had to have clothes to go away and
study elocutionr'
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DR.. ARMSTRONG VISITS
VERMONT AVE. CHURCH

Rev. H. c. Armstrong, of Balti-
more, will preach tomorrow morn
ing and evening at the Vermont
Avenue Christian Church.
Special music by the mixed double
quartet and the choir.
Representative Ralph Lozier. of
Missouri. will teach the Everyman's
Bible Glass Of the Vermont Avenue
Christian Church tomorrow.
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COLORED CATHOLICS
CALL MASS MEETING

A mass meeting supporting the
Cardinal Gibbons Institute and the
negro youth of America will be held
tomorrow afternoon at 3 o'clock at
the John Wesley Church, -Four
teenth and Corcoran Streets North
| west, under the auspices Of the Col
ored Catholics of America.
A program of addresses and spe-
cial music arranged by j. +. Cole
will be heard. The public is In
Vited
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$4,000 for Palestine

NEW YORK, April 24.-Henry A..
Dix, philanthropist, has contrib
uted $4,000 through the United
Palestine Appeal as a trust fund
for the Hebrew University, Jeru-
salem, according to an announce
ment made today by DR.. Israel
Goldstein. rabbi of Temple B'nai
Jeshurun and chairman Of the west
side division of the appeal.
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REP. DAVENPORT TALKS
TO AMERICAN U. WOMEN

Representative Frederick M. Dav-
export, of New York, spoke before
the women's guild of American
University at the Woman's Resi-
dence hall last night on America
Among the Nations"
Other speakers were Mrs. w. F.
Mcdowell, wife of Bishop Mcdowell.
and Miss Winifred Willard, of the
financing section board of education,
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Biological Society Meeting

The Biological Society of Wash.
ington will meet tonight at the
Cosmos Club. S. Prentiss Baldwin,
Of Cleveland, Ohio. will discuss the
life history of birds and later will
give an Illustrated lecture on the
life history of the house wren. A
council meeting will precede the
general gathering.
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Rev. James to Preach

The Rev. A. L. James, D. D.,
pastor Of the First Baptist Church
Of Roanoke, Va, will spend tomor-
row with the Shiloh Baptist Insti-
tutional Church C'Strangers' Homer
at Ninth and p Streets Northwest,
The sermon in the morning will deal
with the duties and privileges, in
general, of church members and at
night the discourse will be a mis-
sionary message.
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First Baptist Services

Rev. P. Rowland Wagner, acting
pastor, will preach both Sunday
morning and evening at the First
Baptist Church, Sixteenth and c
Streets; IL a. m, God Was n
Christ Reconciiing"; p. m, "Christ
in You the Hope"
Swedish services Sunday after
noon at $3.50 by Rev. c. A. Ander
son, OF Arlington. N. J.
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Rep. Hogg to Speak

Representative David Hogg, Of
Indiana. will speak Sunday night
at s O'Clock at the Centennial Bap-
fist Church on why Men Should
Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ. "
Christ Jesus Intends to Sing a
Praisefu1 Song Surrounded by the
Saved" is the subject Of the SER
mon by e. Hez Sven, pastor, at
the morning service at II o'clock.
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DR.. BuIIock's Topics

The Rev. DIR. George o. Bull
locks topic at the Third Baptist
Church, Fifth and @ Streets North
west, is Our Duty to Our Brother. +"
DR.. Bullock will preach a special
sermon to the Love and Charity
Lodge" at 8 p. m. Special music
will be rendered by the choir and
polite ushers to greet you.
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WANTED TO PRAY, BOYS
SAY: PREY, POLICE VIEW

NEW YORK, April 24.-Charles
Jones and Edward McFralan' both
under 20, say they crawled through
church window today to pray.
The police who caught them say
they went to prey, and held them
on burglary charges.
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DC. CHURCH RALLY SEEKS
LABRADOR MISSIONARIES

DIR. Wi1fred T. Grenfell, last night,
delivered an address on his expert
ences in Labrador, at a mass meet
ing in the Church of the Epiphany,
1917 G st. N. w.
The object of the mass meeting
was to recruit new missionaries for
work in that country.
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Mrs. Annie c. Bill TO Talk

AT the Sunday service OF the
Christian Science Parent Church of
the New Generation at IL O'Clock in
the assembly room of the Hotel
Mayflower, Mrs. Annie C.. Bill will
speak on the subject of "The Rem
nant," the link in scientific evolu-
ton
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Christian Science

Churches 81 Christ, se'entlst
Branches 81 THE Mother hurch,
The FIRST Church 81 Chrlsts
Scientist, In Boston, Mass.
r,r.. church az Christ, scientist.
CoIumbia Rd. and Euclid y.
sacond church OF Christ. scientist
III G ct. N. 2.
third church Of Christ, scientist.
Masonic temple, 18th a ~. ave,
Fourth Church Of Christ. scientist.
The Arcade, 18th Sc. and Park no.
SUBJECT:
probation After Death
SUNDAY. IL Al. NJ. and n n.
sTTNDAY SCHOOIs-11 a. ~.
wEDNEsDAY EVENING MEET
INGS O'CLOCK.
READING ROOMS
FIRST CHURCH Inyestment
Bldg, 18th and X sts n ".
Ho,rs 3 to 8 (except Wednesdaya
Is I, ana Sundays and holidays,
S:sO to $500.
SECOND cHURcH--f11 G st.
N. E.-Hours. to $3.50 p M
week days; closed Sundays ana
holidays.
THIRD CHURCH--C oIoradc
10 Is wednesdays, 10 to 1880.
ana Sundays and holidays, 2:a0
to S:3O.l
FOURTH CHURCH-TheArcade.
18th and Park Rd. Second floor.
10 to week days Except We'd
nesdaya. 10 % $500.
+ j - E K 3 r
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GORDON GRAY
Rev. Melton breaches

The Rev. B. II. Melton will preach
Sunday morning and evening at the
Ninth Street Christian Church.
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Secular League Meets
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE Primitive)

H THE FIRST PRIMITIVE EVANGELI-
II CAL CHRISTIAN SCIENCE CHURCH
II VIM. NJ. Goodwin Acting Pastor
u Services: Sunday at IL A. M.
H BALLROOM, BURLINGTON HOTEL
II 1870 Vermont Ave. N. w.
II Church Office, 312 Dist. Nat. Bank
II Bldg.
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BAPTIST

FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
eE1LEENTH AND o STREETS
DR.. Samuel JudSon Porter Pastor
HsT. p. Rowland Wagner. Acting Pastor,
Win Preach
II 90 m--"God Was In Christ ReconciHnR %
Special music By the First Baptist Quartet
500 D. m.-"Chrtst in You the Hope"
ewediSh Services Sunday At $50 D. m by
RsS. c. A. Anderson, OF Arlington n
9. D.. $50 a. NIB. Y. P. o., 800 10
As d.
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OLD WASHINGTON HIGH
CLASS HOLDS REUNION

The class of 1886 of the Old
Washington High School, held its
fortieth annual reunion at the May
flower Hotel last night.
Out of the original class of PIP
students there were So VINO at
tended the banquet.
Cha-le H. Bates was toastmaster.
The class president. Ben +. WEIGH,
retired, Philadelphia realtor, had
among his guests Commissioner and
Mrs. Frederick A. Fenning.
Secular League Meets
1.-THE Ten Commandments: Should
They Be Read to Our Public School
Children" is the subject of an adj
dress Sunday afternoon, 3 o'clock,
at the Secular League, Musicians
Hall. 1905 E st. N. w. Joseph
Lewis, of New York, nationalist lee
turer and writer. will be the lee
turer.
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SECULAR LEAGUE

The Secular League
MUSICIANS HALL, 1906 ST.
Sunday, April rs. p. NJ.
SsThe Ten Commandments: Should They
Be Read to Our Public School
Children"
JOSEPH LEWIS. New York
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e. Hez Swem, n PassSs, Com an-
gresham David Hogg of Indiana, s
y. m. Subject: why Men Should Be
ueve in Jesus Christi Free easy
chairs (men like them); fine organ.
IL a. m. pastor breaches: Christ
Jesus Intends to Sing Praiseful
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Colonel Axton to Preach

Col. John T. Axton, chief of
chaplains of the United States
army, will preach at the IL o'clock
service at the Cleveland Park Con-
gregational Church tomorrow.
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SPIRITUALIST


THE FIRST SPIRITUALIST
CHURCH
Lecture by the Pastor
ALFRED H. TERRY
Subject:
"THE GREAT QUESTION"
FofIa1ved by Spirit Messages
Sunday 3 p. u; At Pythian Temple Sa6ds
SPIRIT MESSAGE SEANCE
BY ALFRED H.. TERRI
THAN Temple. Refreshments and fancy
articles for sale. Psychic readings
by the mediums of the church.
MESSAGE CIRCLE & LECTURE
Service Branch of the
SPIRITUAL SCIENCE
CHURCH OF CHRIST
THE PLAYHOUSE
1914 n ST. N. w. s r. NJ.
wednesday. April %
Lecture and Spiritual address hg the
Pastor. DIR. JANE B. COATES
HOW TO DEy gEdt. cLAIRVoYANF
Private Advice b. appointment
MISCELLANEOUS
INTERNATIONAL BIBLE
STUDENTS ASSOCIATION
Pythian Temple AUDITORIUM
1919 9th st. N. w.
$500 p. M.--Lecture by q. w. Waltefu
THE BLIGHT AMP FLIGHT
4:s0 p. M.-service Meeting
7:46 P. M-Tower Study
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WITH EDITORS
MAKING PUBLIC OPINION.
New York Herald -Tribune)


passed odime agent
and
refinement
taint dishonesty Propaganda
development the attaining such
that became bad odor.
To
which called
the proagandis flows
offices is
intention and still grossly exaggerated picture 1t be hrewd
be of real Importance
giving
by the public.
increasingly important modng public
opinion.
follows the has coepondng
responsibility
is only sensitive to
public opinion but o
Today the
people
ft have yet to hear really satisfactory definition
be Judged its merits One initial
test can
matter of frankne
makes of publicity boone
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-16
LACE TRIMMED HATS FOR MEN.

five-gallon
thing
the show windows let alone the
the plains the --latest
National Association Retail
there assembled caused welbred
when he told them that not
feathers this
bridegroom There will be dainty cloche
blue the
will hand for widowers lately
will he certain
belief that should
asonab millinery and it generally agreed the
Of
ing years hatsw and to
westerne somewhat of commotion
Fifth just
the first acerimmed hat
will surely be in Douglas
with
assembled that the
in the street
through the
who volunteered to
note that
will wide the hips
cities
other thanth Mexica border
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-16
RABBIT DRIVE
AT WHITEWATER

A real big rabbit drive in the
Whitewater section will be staged
next Sunday starting from the
Whitewater school house at $3.50 a.
M, it was announced yesterday.
AS the shop workers at the Cop
per Queen smelter here who are in
terested in participating in the hunt
are unable to take time off from
their work during the week, it was
decided to hold the drive this COM
ing Sunday.
At least SO hunters are wanted to
assure the success of the drive. The
rabbits are said to be unusually
plentiful and very fat. Those par
ticipating should bring their lunches.
The rabbit meat is reported to be
delicious for eating purposes and
what is left after procuring the rare
bits for the dinner table, can be
fed to the dogs chickens and cats.
Whitewater folks are enthusiastic
about the hunt and are extremely
anxious that gunners from Douglas
join with them in making next Sun
day a big day for the hunter and
disastrous one for the rabbits
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-16
PARTY TRUCE AT AN END.

With the tax bill passed by the senate and
joint political been in
pending passage amporant legislation
the winds and the republicans democrats
other parties will out
making political elections
this fall President Coolidge complmened upon
port
esng members Of
together the
legislation President
legislation while the tax bill administration measure
problems the debt
which arranged with various debtor nations the
likely including least another
inquiry the president There
worddisplay within the next few
masses Of legislation have piled
during pending the clear
ing expected that each legisa
Immediately brought
All the annual appropriation bills
yet debate and solid
party agnmens proposals
expenditure governmental monies.
bills air board subject
public Of Importance o certain
groups who hope to see passed
The legislators
of representatives of the
effort equaize
of the
facing ashng The house leaders
the senate be restored
al
changed repeal
vehicles reduction Of the urax rate
applying involving add
$2SOOOOOO; admissions
repeal of the capital 12 IL
reductions cigar
which
being the
personal
persons
IL the first
$4,000
per
SCHEDULED
the ncomeI
ap-
miscellaneous excise oupational
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-16
Grand Chapter Eastern
Star Elects It's Officers
fRv Disnatch A. p. Wirel

TUCSON, Feb. 15.-Mrs. Minnie
Bennett, of Florence, was elected
worthy grand matron of the Grand
Chapter of the Order of the Eastern
Star at the close of a four day ses-
sion of the Masonic grand lodge Of
Arizona here Friday.
Others officers for the coming year
are:
Florence Drachman of Tucson, as
sistant worthy grand matron; Frank
Thomas of Phoenix worthy grand
patron James Whethstine, Prescott,
assistant worthy grand patron; Mrs.
Katherine Burgeon, grand secretary;
Edith Cummings, assistant grand con-
ductress; Pearl Warren, grand mar
shall Mamie Gilber, grand chaplain;
Mary Weimers, grand lecturer; Andy
Broderick, grand organist; Mrs. A. r.
Beuhman, grand Adah; Gabrilto Gill
bert, grand Ruth; Mary Terrence,
grand Esther; Margaret Carpenter,
grand Martha.
Mary E. Young, grand Electa; Au-
gusta Snyder, grand warder; S. H.
Snyder, grand sentinel and Florence
Drachman, grand correspondent.
Grand trustees are Denitza Angus,
Nellie Olney and James H. Barrel.
The Grand Chapter will meet in
Phoenix for the annual meeting in
February, 1927.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-16
New indictments Against
Usage Indians SIIayers
Returned in Federal Court
fBy pispatcn A. P. wirel

GUTHRIE, OKLA, Feb. ia new
indictment was returned here late
today by federal grand Jury against
w. K. Hale and John Ramsey,
charged with the murder of Henry
Roam, an Usage Indian. The indct-
ment was identical with one returned
January 8, with the exception that
it was more specific as to the loca-
tion of the alleged crime.s
After returning the single indict-
ment the jury recessed until Febru-
ary 26
The previous indictment was quash-
ed because it did not describe in
sufficient detail the location where
Roans body was found on the allot>
ment of Rose Littlestar. The new
Indictment was amended to make
this more definite.
Hale and Ramsey will be arraigned
in fedafal court at Oklahoma City
Monday morning.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-16
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES j. MONTAGUE
NO LIKEE

NO LIKEE
No wonder that China still fingers
along
In the days we can scarcely recall
No wonder their women folk still
play nah jongg.
And cannot do the Charleston at
ALL
No wonder they never keep up with
the news
And live in the long, long ago,
When bridge was called whist, for
they simply refuse
To go to the cinema show.
The damsels who dwell on the Nigel
or Nile,
The wives of the saturnine Boer,
Are clad in the newest Third Avenue
style,
And meet to take cocktails at four.
The Eskimo ladies, in spite of the
breeze,
Whose bite is exceedingly keen,
Have Topped off their bearskins just
over the knees
They know how girls dress on the
screen.
In the regions reserved for the Sioux
and the Utes,
The wives. of the bucks and the
braves
Are bathing; yes bathing in single
piece suits
And ordering permanent waves.
Today, so we learn, on the Island of
Guam
To which also the movies have
spread,
The fluffs do not bask meath the
sheltering palm
But jazz in the night clubs instead.
But China yet lags in the shadowy
past;
Girls dress from their feet to their
necks.
And matrons and maids would be
stricken aghast
At the slightest allusion to sex.
They still are enslaved, and old
fashioned and slow,
When they might be bold, modern
and free,
Because the American cinema show
They simply will not go to see!
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-16
Sixteen Years Ago

Mr. and Mrs. S. F. Mcguire
returned yesterday from the avi-
alton meet at Phoenix.
Miss Marie Larson left yester-
day for Ysleta, Texas, to visit
her sister, Mrs. Givens.
e. G. Mustain, travelling freight
and passenger agent for the
Southwestern, came in yesterday
from TGl Paso with Mrs. Mustain.
H. H. Scott has started work ~on
nine-room modern brick home
on Eighth street between B and
e.
Mrs. Stella Morrison, Mrs.
Luella Peterson, Miss Hutchinson
and Miss Flora Jacobs composed
an automobile party which went
to Phoenix to see the aeroplanes..
Mrs. O. j. Byers, who started
with the party, was Obliged to
return from Benson. y
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No Place for a Lady

At small, country station a freight
train pulled in and side-tracked for
the passenger train. The passenger
arrived and pulled out; then the
freight started to do. it's switching.
placid welI-dressed woman had alight-
ed from the passenger train and was
passing close to one of the freight
brakemen when he yelled to his bud
|dy.
Jump on her when she comes by
Bill, run her down by the elevator
cut her in two and bring the head
end up by the depot!"
The lady picked up her skirts and
ran for the station yelling murder at
every jump,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-16
PAYING OF TAXES.
dos Angeles iTmes)

the largest possible number OF people
that the motors
otherwise be
calling this government by OF
people all the people the privilege OF
their government His idea
unless they
fight for the
chance to get on sound like joke but the
everybody woud
unjust proportion would be palseWo
syem indeed and better citizenship
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In the Biz Lengue NOW

A rising young burglar had just
moved in from Milwaukee to Chicago
and won the hand of Chi Bessie, the
famous dip. He rushed home one
morning in the wee, small hours in
high excitement.
"Wake up, Kid" he shouted to his
wife, Wake up Pack up! We gotta
hop a rattler quick. I just cracked
the biggest crib in town and bumped
off a coupla harness bulls!"
CAV, shut up andg go to sleep,
expostulated the fair lady you're
in Chicago now
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-16
All Wrong

The late Thomas F. Manville, the
asbestos king, believed that young
men, whether rich or poor, ought to
twork.
It's a queer thing" he once said
lat dinner in New York, "but hard,
unpleasant work makes a man strnog
and clean, while delicious idling turns
him into sot or rake or worse.
A boy moaned the morning after
IChristmas:
'I can't understand why good things
like mince pie and plum pudding
make you sick, while nasty things
like castor oil and rhubarb pills make
you we'll. Confound it! 1t ought to be
THE other way about!
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-02-16
TAXI DRIVER SHOT

DENVER, Colo, Febt 15.-s! D.
Nelson, 18, a taxicab driver, was shot
and slightly wounded in the neck
late today by two men who hired
him to drive them in his car. AS
the machine approached an alley one
of the men told Nelson to drive into
it. In the alley, the passengers got
out and when Nelson asked them
to pay for the ride they shot him,
he said.