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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1926-04-23

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The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29
THIS WEEKS ISSUE

ben Mail receive this weeks issue the
ee sections doesn't much to the lay
produced in the of The
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source of satisfaction to the publishers
with had intended to issue this weeks paper from
completed details which
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plant election Tuesday that
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The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29
With Other Editors

to be vigorously in favor of the
ratification of the compact. When
it is remembered the close connec-
ton of Douglas to one of those
companies one can understand and
appreciate the independent type OF
this young mans mind.
Throughout his present campaign
for Congress, Douglas has consist
emily advocated drafting dollars as
well as men in time of war; this
he claims would not only be moral
ly right but in addition such a law
passed now would be a powerful
Influence against war. This con-
tention is absolutely right. Take
the profits out of war and we will
get rid of practically 100 per cent
of the agitation for war in the name
of patriotism.
In all his speeches Douglas de-
nounces the present tendency to
concentrate all the wealth of the
country in a few hands.
Considering Lewis Douglas rec
ord in the Legislature and the prin-
ciples that he has advocated in this
campaign, we can but conclude that
he is a real progressive and well
worthy to fill the place that Carl
Hayden is vacating in the lower
house of ongress.-Arizona Labor
Journal.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

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TODAY'S
FAIRY
TALE
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THE LITTLE LAME PRINCE


Once upon time there was a
little rascal who answered to the
name of RollO, but i'll befitted the
name, because he tipped the beam
at ZIG pounds F. o. B. the show
ers. At the time OF this writing,
he was engaged in the profession
of going through the motions of
being junior in freshwater col
lege of no small fame. His voca-
ton, which is to say that from
which he derived his living, was
being the son of wealthy pork and
bean packer of Boston. You would
have thought he would be a very
happy lad, for besides his wealth,
he was accounted good looking, and
at the opening Of the season of
which we write, looked like a cinch
for the All-American right half.
He was right in every way, right
handed, right smart in his books,
did right and right often, and now
and again he would write home
for funds with good results But
as a matter of fact, he was on the
day Of which We speak, Overbur-
dened with woe. Laying aside the
remote possibilities Of a paranoid
simplex and other Freudian ills,
let US delve into the reasons for
his melancholia. In a word, not to
make the suspense too hard to bear,
let us say that Rollo had a charley
horse, and was practically unable
to walk. Reason enough, you will
say, when you also learn that the
big game was slated for the next
Thursday, and that the Cue Ball,
the big affair of the season, was
to take place the same night.
(Tn Ra Cnntinnndl
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29
THINGS I WISH MY WIFE
WOULDN'T DO
A Comment


Dear Editor:
With that cOnstraint so noticeable
among my sex | have refrained
from dipping pen in ink to comment
on your scurrilous paragraphing
that makes a play on the practically
unnOticeable imperfections of wives
in general. The disseminating of
this department, though, gives me
a motive for inquiring: Why not
new bull line such as this: ::
THINGS [ WISH MY HUSBAND
WOULDN'T DO" You need not
ever discontinue this for lack of
material.
MRS. P. @. QRANKSTON.
Answer: Go to it.
Memorandum Order bullet proof
vest from Chicago firm today.
Re the recent Spanish invasion
that has been declared by some to
rival in effects the Spanish Ameri-
can War and the Spanish Influenza
1--WE speak of the devasting Val
encia"), a new peril has arisen
from the ranks of the wise-crack-
ers, to whom this hated word has
a new and awful significance. The
following examples are self-explan-
atory.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29
HAYDEN. HUNT AND DOUGLAS

doubt Hayden
Congress- and Governor George W.
successful candidates Tuesday
The democratic have been making winning
this the last lap
that Ralph Cameron has been
people will only vote for him. Carl
honest and campaign
Republican
month o recover Governor Hunt has also been
TACT that the Governors
election v the biggest received has been conceded
he
OF the cleane and brightest
outdistanced his
the The
leaders OF the ticket can De SAID Tor the
wBnio they will all be elected without
shadow of doubt
this year o
HAYDEN United states Governor
Sixth" douglas Will De our
Panree entative in Paste this in Vnnr mar
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29
Graham Guardian)

Senator Cameron hangs to his
copper tariff to the exclusion OF
every other issue in the present
campaign. He is saying little about
the Colorado river, as his record
on the compact is a very bad one
He declares that he will prevent
the passage of the Swing johnson
bill in the senate, but this declara-
tion only comes to remind the peo-
Johnson bill was approved by the
senate committee of which Gamer
on was a majority member and
would have been successful in the
last session had not Carl Hayden
prevented action on it in the house.
Mr.. Cameron's copper issue is one
that means no. benefit to the cop
per industry of Arizona even should
he secure tariff on copper AS
more copper is produced in the
United States than is consumed the
surplus must seek a foreign mar
ket. There is no demand for fore
ign copper in Arizona as in the
United States hence no tariff plac-
ed on foreign copper could not in
any way effect the price of domestic
production which far exceeds the
requirements of this country. Ralph
Cameron is riding to fall in the
present campaign.
Lewis w. Douglas by his straight
forward clean-cut campaign, both
in the primary, and now as the
Democratic candidae for Congress,
has made a tremendously favorable
impression on the voters of this
state. Not even in the heat of the
recent strenuous primary campaign
did Douglas ever stoop to making
any attack on either of his oppo-
nents. This fact, together with the
progressive, fearless record that he
made for himself as a member of
the Sixth Legislature, from Yava-
pai County, no doubt accounted for
his large plurality in the primary
election.
Lewis Douglas is given credit by
his colleagues of the Sixth Legis-
lature with having done more to
kill the Colorado River Compact
than any other member. The great
mining corporations located in the
county that Douglas represented
IL - y
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29
"COWARDLY BUSHWACKERS"

udpeth Democratic Texas talks
n lie has anything to
Winslow Mail, Mr.. Hudspeh
with the
them by Hayden.
the mailing distribution
scurrlous attack tried
of Ari2ona's live stock interests.
Hudspeth calls the crcuaOrS
this hand-bll
stomen by Mr. Hayden goes no further than the printed
national finds
the FACTS which sufficient confound the
malicious who he behind the brush the
shoot in the back.
paper particular
general should word of it.
this
The Mail is informed whether this miserable,
the
the that they denied their responsibility
American you your
ballot Tuesdays election No
be and cast it.
And while the subject Winsow
ton Every interested
school elections
Wnslow sent splendid delegation to
the State Federation Prescott last
Winsow the the do
wouldn't be fine thing?
When the Tuesday night promising
friend Ralph Cameron Pennsylvania and
tire because this will his political forever
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

Question:, and / Valencia This
should be stopped
A lady went into a shop the 9th
er morning, and on starting out was
hailed by the merchant with "Val-
encia going to buy nothing?" He
should be banished.
Valencia was alright as a city, it
was alright as song, it wasn't
too bad as a dance, but when it be-
comes a disease, something should
be done about it.
British scientists say bald heads
are the brainiest. Something else
not to worry about.
Maybe the swelling brain pushes
the hair out by the roots.
The thrill the youth of the ma
ton formerly got out of their first
long pants is now transferred to
the older generation in its first
knickers.
The house journal of o drug sup
ply syndicate declared that new
pipe may be broken in quickly by
filling the bowl with a mixture OF
whiskey and brown sugar. Any
body who doesn't know where to
get the brown sugar may apply at
this office.
HEADLINES YOU'LL NEVER SEE
CARLOADS OF FLOWERS AT
VOLSTEAD'S FUNERAL"
GAMBLER RETURNS COIN,
ADMITS GAME CROOKED"
DEMPSEY SAYS KEARNS DE-
SERVES ALL CREDIT"
"SPECULATORS IN GERMAN
MARKS MADE RICH BY MAR
KET TURN"
"FORD OWNER ADMITS ONLY
GETS 20 MILES TO GALLON"
"RADIO BUG GIVES UP HOPE,
OF GETTING 2LO."
"MOONSHINERS GIVE UP
BUSINESS, SAY DEMAND LACK
ING"
"MOVIES QUIT IN FACE OF
CHURCH SUPREMACY"
Two highwaymen with more
thoroughness than discrimination,
recently robbed a New Yorker of
everything be had, including his
false teeth. Didn't even leave him
anything to gnash at the outrage.
Maybe they thought he was going
to bite them.
A great humorous publication
from New York presents the follow
ing entry in the Pulitzer contest
for verse
while coming down stairs, Mary
Merton
Would rather be speedy than GER
tain.
SO she slid down the rail
Until stopped by nail
Let us lower the fire-proof curtain.
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them.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

Captain Ito gunner: "See that
man on the bridge five miles away?"
Gunner: "Ay, ay, sir"
Let him have a twelve-inch in
the eve"
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

A loyal man is Hiram Gray,
OF Tinsmith's Union No. 8.
He died-and went above, they
say
ST. Peter met him at the gate.
"Now here's your harp, your robe
and wings"
But Hiram gravely shook his
head
Before l take them golden things,
Show me the union mark" he
said.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

Radicalism is a disease differing
only in name from Communism.
Symptoms are Foaming at the
mouth; Bile on the stomach, and
sour disposition. The patient
manifests desire of destruction.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

Communism is a violent eruption
effecting the entire system, and is
usually a turnover" from Socialism
There is no known cure for this
disease, as the patient is too far
gone for recovery.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

The Bank of England recently re-
ceived shipment of 100000 pounds
in sovereigns from South Africa.
The trouble is that America may
get to hear about this.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

Prof: "Have you ever done any
public speaking?"
Stude: We'll, I proposed to a
girl over the telephone in my home
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

Socialism is disease, unusually
contracted in youth or early man
hood, and wears off gradually in
later years of more sensible discre-
ton; tho some cases persist, ac-
cording to the mental weakness of
the patient.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

When the Tuesday promising
friend Ralph Cameron HE himself back Pennsylvania
tire because this will his forever
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

Z The English orchestra, the mem
bers of which have signed con-
tracts never to play jazz, should
never think of coming to this coun-
try and receiving anything but a
very cool reception.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29
"HOT SHOTS"
BY "BOLSHEVIK" BILL

Dictator Mussolini, of Italy, says
that these periodic attempts at his
life must stop and presumably he
has issued orders to that effect.
While few men question the power
of The Duce, not many will agree
that he has complete control over
the actions of all his enemies, or
that he has no enemies.
1t is announced that a certain
gas engine manufacturer has per-
fected crude-oil automobile en-
CINE that will, in an emergency,
operate on buttermilk as fuel.
With this news, it seems, that we
should not worry about the exhaus-
tion of the worlds gas supply Our
COWS will certainly hold out for
some time to come.
Now, comes the, startling news
that youths are hypnotized by the
Pickering lights of the pictures on
the movie" screen Most of us
had suspected something of the
kind. Even youths, in normal state
of mind, would not be so lured by
the pictures we usually see on the
screen. Anyhow, parents should
take this as an excuse for with
holding the price of admission.
In France lot of prominent peO-
pie, especially literary folks, are
up in arms against the humble col
lar and cravat with which men
usually adorn themselves. Would
like to ask: What is the man with
the large adams apple to do if he
has no collar with which to cover
it?
Z The English orchestra, the mem
bers of which have signed con-
tracts never to play jazz, should
never think of coming to this coun-
try and receiving anything but
very cool reception.
Socialism is a disease, unusually
contracted in youth or early man
hood, and wears off gradually in
later years of more sensible discre-
ton; tho some cases persist, ac-
cording to the mental weakness of
the patient.
Communism is a violent eruption
effecting the entire system, and is
usually a "runOver" from Socialism
There is no known cure for this
disease, as the patient is too far
gone for recovery.
Radicalism is a disease differing
only in name from Communism.
Symptoms are Foaming at the
mouth; Bile on the stomach, and
a sour disposition. The patient
e i i J..
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

Ray Gebhardt all too frequently
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

Valencia was alright as a city, it
was alright as a song, it wasn't
too bad as a dance, but when it be
comes a disease, something should
be done about it.
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

he our next United States Senator, Governor
the Sixth" and Lewis Douglas Will be our next
eress Paste this in vnnr hat
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

If you good American citizen you will fail t.
ballot at next Tuesdays election No how you
be sure and cast it,
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

question. and 1 Valencia" This
should be stopped.
A lady went into shop the 9TH
er morning, and on starting out was
hailed by the merchant with wal
encia going to buy nothing?" He
should be banished
The Winslow mail., 1926-10-29

And while the subject Wnslow will have
ton Saturday Every interested
school elections.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-03-11

Cross treasury and went toward maintaining the nursing service. Records will be filed for each individual student as was formerly done when the work was in the hands of the local physician. These records are on file for five years back and have a great deal of value ill handling cases need ing attention
 The milk feeding experiment conducted in connection with the class in Hygiene in Miss Larkins room during the past month re- yealed a number of interesting facts. The ten underweight children in the room were weighed ard examined ill Dr. Clarks office as the prelimenary step, and de- fleets and unWholesome conditions noted. Each of the ten children was then given glass of milk at each recess time and encourag- ed to eat oatmeal and cream for breakfast. They were then weigh ed each Monday and Friday dur ing the month, (eare being taken that they were always dressed the same on weighing days.) Eight of these children gained an average of 19s pounds each during the month, ranging from A lb. to 21z pounds. The other two children, both of whom had bad tonsils and bad teeth lost one pound each during the month in spite of the additional feeding. One of the most noticeable facts was that in all but one of the ten cases the children lost weight oyer Satur- day and Sunday when they were not getting the additional milk. and in the one case of continuous gain the child was continuing the milk drinking at home. The con clusion reached by those obsery- ing the experiment was that un- derweight is due lo one of two
 
 remedied The most prevalent Of these is improper feeding which may also be largely responsible for the second cause which is poor physical condition with ac- companying bad tonsils, adenoids, teeth etc.
 A general improvement in grades department and application to work was very evident in the group. In three instances grades were raised from failure to passing during the month and a majority of them showed marked increase in vitality, especially in the after noon sessions when they had form erly been listless
 The Wrangell High School basketball team lost the Alaska championship to Ketchikan on ae- count of little temporary hard luck. Comparative scores made at the tournament shows the Wran- gell team to have been unquestion- ably the fastest team represeted. It more than doubled the score over Douglass while Ketchikan won from Douglass by only one point and it defeated Juneau by 15 points to Ketchikan's lead of only points.
 With the addition of two new pupils to Miss Hauser's room dur ing the past week the total school enrolment for the year has reached the 203 mark. Six new chair desks arrived on the last boat to take care of the increase for the remainder of tie year.
 Miss Eva Cummins, teacher of Latin and Spanish in the high school, has been confined to her
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-03-11
KETCHIKAN TO HAVE
 DELEGATE N WASHINGTON

Decision that the Commercial Club of Ketchikan will send a representative east to assist Dele gate Dan Sutherland in looking after the interests O. Ketchikan and the immediate vicinity with regard to pending legislation be- fore Congress was made by the members of the club at a dinner held in the Blue Fox The dinner was one of the most largely at tended meetings held in recent months, 66 members being present.
 Because the delegate must rep resent the entire Territory before congress. it is often impossible for him to be fully informed on the importance of certain measures or to give them the consideration necessary to secure their passage.
 The Ketchikan business men therefore plan to send a represen- tative east, armed to aid in pre- senting matters.
 Considerable debate ensued be- fore the club definitely determined to send a representative east who will look after the interests of Ketchikan with regard to the hal ibut bill, the west coast mail con tract and the Thomas Basin dredging project.
 Ketchikan has been fighting for it's life in the fish business since the town was started, one speak CT declared, the principal opposi- tion coming from strong Canadian Hobbies before congress. or at least lobbies which favored the Canadi- an viewpoint. Because of the big ness of Alaska the Alaskan dele gate may not have the opportunity to become fully informed on meas ures affecting Ketchikan and the business men are therefore going to send him an assistant to aid in obtaining favorable legislation.
 The Ketchikan representative will be selected by the executive board of the club, assisted by six other members chosen by ballot of the entire club last night Chronicle.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-03-11
NOTICE OF HEARING OF FINAL
 ACCOUNT AND REPORT

L. M. Churchill, administrator of the above named estate having filed his final account, it is ordered that a hearing be had upon said final account before this court on the 1st day of May, 1926, at the hour of 10 o'clock in the morning of said day.
 All persons interested in said estate are hereby notified and required to appear at said time and place to offer objections if any they have. why said account should not be approved.
 Dated at Wrangell, Alaska, this 18th day of February. 1926.
 Wm. G. THOMAS,
 Probate Judge. Last publication March IS, 1926 First publication Feb. Is, 1926
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-03-11

The following advertisement re- gently appeared in a Seattle paper under the heading Can lou Give Him a Home?" Have you home for Oskar Larson? He can pay $50 d month and can care for himself in every way except putting on his shoes. Friends are contributing the amount if we can find home for him to go to-Phone Capital 1926" Oskar Larson was employed as an engineer at Treadwell a quar- ter of a century or more ago. For the past several years, and until leaving the north for Seattle, he was a trusted employee of the elec- tric light company at Seward
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-03-11
ROBBED HAIR WILL CAUSE
 BALDNESS SAYS EXPERT

NEW YORK-Frank Parker, a hair expert, told the American Master Hair Dressers association recently that bobbed hair will in a short time cause a lot of bald headed woman. Tight hats and short hair will cause badness for womens heads as they have caus- ed it to mems upper stories. Young girls of today who are wearing bobbed hair will suffer 20 years from now with badness he says.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-03-11
NOTICE OF HEARING OF FINAL
 ACCOUNT AND REPORT

L. M. Churchill, administrator of the above named estate having filed his final account, it is ordered that a hearing be had upon said final account before this court on the 1st day of May, 1926. at the hour of 10 o'clock in the morning of said day.
 All persons interested in said estate are hereby notified and required to appear at said time and place to offer objections if any they have, why said account should ne t be approved.
 Dated at Wrangell, Alaska, this 18th day of February, 1926.
 Wm. G. THOMAS,
 Probate Judge. First publication Feb. IS, 1926 Last publication March IS, 1926
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-03-11

In the United States Commission CTS Court, Wrangeu Precinct, First Division, Territory of Alaska.
 IN PROBATE In the matter of the Estate of Adolph Falt, Deceased.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-03-11
Wars for SiIesio

Frederick the Great of Prussia waged three wars against Austria to gain possession of Silesia. The first was from 1T40 to 1742; the second in 1744 and 1746. and the third from 1SUo to lfoS.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-03-11
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