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New Britain herald., 1926-07-10
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Our idea of hell would be waiting forever at a hick town station for a train that never comes.
 A Frenchman doesn't know when his wages will lose half their value over the weekend, but an Amer ican knows his will disappear.
 How can people agrc9 on religion when they cant even agree on how much smoking is too much. The time 10 get married is about a year before sclfishness becomes a settled habit.
 A poor memory isn't to be despis- ed. It persuades a darned conscience to shut up.
 Tn this land of religious freedom, just which church do you stay away from on Sunday
 About all the average European nation nov likes about America is santa Claus.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-10

READ T'rr~STn ,AGGITTrn ADS
 TOR TcIR WANTS
New Britain herald., 1926-07-10

your freedom from doing the tasks which the others must perform, and telling the rest how much fun you are having. This as we said above. must be absolutely unique. So far as we know, nobody has ever done it yet-and lived.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-10

suBscRRTIos RATES sGee Tear.
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New Britain herald., 1926-07-10

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New Britain herald., 1926-07-10

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New Britain herald., 1926-07-10

PLLS PIPE. NOT h MATCH IN HIS POCKETS. HUNTS IN KITCHEN AND PANTRY WHEN WIrr'5 HOME SHE KEEp5 ftRTCAES EVERY WHERE
New Britain herald., 1926-07-10
By GLUYA.S WILLIAMS

DElDES 10 FINISH NtV- Fl, BUT CAN'T FIND IT. WISHES WIFE WERE
 HERE SHE'D KNOW wtlKT AE'D DONE WITH IT
New Britain herald., 1926-07-10

Still Ananias would have had his good points as a caddie.
New Britain herald., 1926-07-10

The way 10 get ten definitions Of a light lunch is 10 ask ten men.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22
Stikine River ' Navigation Records
 Broken

The Harrington Transportation Company last season made a record by operating three boats on the Stikine River until October 18th landing at Telegraph Creek a large hydraulic plant for the Dease Creek Mines Corporation. This plant was freighted by stage during the win ter months and landed on the com pany property before the breakup.
 Again, this spring, for the first time on record from this port, they have dispatched boats during the month of April which was a full month earlier than the season of 1925 when the first boat left on May 11th. The Hazel No. in both cases carried the honors, last season being the last boat in and this season is already on her sec ond trip to Telegraph Creek.
 The Hazel B No ? and the Hazel B No. will start the regular sum- mer schedule leaving Wrangell on May 1st after the arrival of the Princess Mary from the south. During the next three weeks the Hazel B No. will be working, clearing snags on the upper end of the river and doing general river improvement work
 From all indications the Cassiar mining district is going to have busy year as a great amount of new development is taking place all over the district and during the coming season the output of gold will be larger than for the past five years. The prospects now being discovered in the district are at tracting operators who can handle large plants, and a large number of these mining men will visit the camp during the coming season.
 During the month of April all fares to Telegraph Creek on the Hazel B No. were $35 for the reason that very little freight could be carried owing to the very low stage of water The raise in fare will hardly reeompense the com pany for making the early trips, but they are sure the operators ap- preciate the service. Starting the summer schedule the fares will be the same as previous years, s27.50. with a premium of $7.50 for state rooms on the Hazel B No. 2.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22
Law ViolatOrS Convicted

The executive office of the Alaska Game Commission announce recent prosecutions of violations of the AL aska Game Law.
 L. Schulman, a fur dealer of Ketchikan, was taken before U. s. Commissioner Kehoe at Ketchikan on March 24th for a violation of Section 1, Chapter S9 of the Terri torial Session Laws of 1923, that of failure to keep proper records of furs purchased, and was fined S5 and costs amounting to $7.70.
 Peter Hammer. Juneau, was talk en before U. S. Commissioner V. A. Paine on March 26th and upon plea of guilty for violation of Sec tion II of the Alaska Game Law, that of buying furs without a li cense, was fined $25 and costs of $3.1O.
 Ira Bailey, Juneau, was taken be- fore U. S. Commissioner V. A. Paine on March 26th and upon plea of guilty to having trapped without license was assessed the costs of the case amounting to $2.S5 after hay ing purchased license. The age of MT. Bailey and other extenuat ing circumstances were considered by the Judge in imposing this light fine.
 Jack Garside and James Watson, natives of Douglas, were taken be- fore U. S. Commissioner V. A. Paine on April 18th and upon a plea of guilty to the charge of having talk en beaver in close season were each sentenced to pay a fine of $25 and costs of $8.40. In addition they were given a suspended jail sen tence of 50 days. The Court ordered two guns and two beaver skins for feited and sold.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22
DR. DEvIGHNE GOES SOUTH

Dr. II. C. DeVighne. medical health officer for Alaska, has left for the south He will go as far as Dallas. Texas, where he will at tend a national meeting of health officers. He will later make a trip east for the purpose of brushing up in matters connected with his pro session. During his absence Dr. D. T. Wood of Salt Lake City, will be in charge of his office in Ju- neau. Dr. Wood came to Alaska last fall and has been in Sitka since until recently.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22
toner of health at cordoYa.

sioner of health at GordoYa.
 This is the first ease to be re- ported to the Commissioners office and we believe il is the only case in the Territory, said Dr. Woods. He said it was entirely probable that the case developed from a re- cent arrival from the states. It has been isolated and the usual precautions are being taken to prevent a spread of the disease.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

A party of men in the employ of the Dickinson Mining Company ar rived on the Princess Royal Tues day. On the following day they took passage to Telegraph Creek on the Hazel B No. 3. The party in- cluded c. E. Moore, c. c. Copperly, Frank Ferris, W. Luddington, E. F. Preston, c. E. Churchman, W. R. Mccullough.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22
CASE OF SMALLPOX IS
 REPORTED AT CORD0VA

The first case of smallpox to be reported in the Territory was found in Cordova. according to tele- graphic report received by Dr. Da- vid T.. Woods. acting commissioner of health. It was reported by Dr. W. ". Council, assistant commits
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

Compton Thorp, a pianist, ar rived from California on the Yukon Monday. He left on the Tasmania Tuesday morning for Petersburg. MT. Thorp spent some time at Petersburg last year
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

High school students gave a dance at the gym Saturday night assisted by some of the mothers Good music contributed largely to the success of the evening. Ice cream was served and the gym made festive with the high school colors.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22
Apple CultiUofion

Apple trees were sent to Canada from France by De Monts In 1909. and having been properly planted, throve and in due course bore fruit. Apples were first gathered In Nova Scotia in 1883 when the country was known as Acadia. The Annapolis valley In southwestern Nova Scotia Is today enc huge orchard.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

A. J. Nelson, Alaska agent for the Mutual Life Insurance Com pany, of New York, the oldest and one of the largest in the world. ar rived in Wrangell on the Admiral Rogers and will remain a few days on company business.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

Miss Eileen Gurr who has been employed as a nurse at the Pio- aeers' Home in Sitka since last fall has recently taken a position in Juneau in the office of Dr. H. O. DeVighne.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

Mrs. P. J. Moriarity accompanied by her little daughter, Dorothy, ar rived from Seattle on the Admiral Rogers to join her husband. Mrs. Moriarity is a sister of Mrs. George Lotz.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

G. M. Bidwell and family who
 have been in the States since before
 the holidays returned home on the Queen Saturday morning.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

WASHINGTON, D. C., Apr. a. France today submitted new offer for settlement of it's four billion war debt to the United States.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

E. T. Stannard, vice president of the Alaska Steamship Company, was aboard the Yukon which was in port Monday evening.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

R. J. Sommers, Territorial High way Engineer and NJ. s. Williams, district engineer for the Bureau of Public Roads, were visitors to Wrangell the first of the week.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

MT. and Mrs. George H. Barnes who wintered in California return ed home on the Admiral Rogers which arrived from the south last Saturday.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

Mrs. Will Morton and little daughter arrived on the Yukon Monday evening for a two-weeks' visit in the w. R. Neville home be- fore going on to the Westward to join Mr. Morton who is superintend- ent for cannery near Seldovia.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

Dr. o. H. Whaley left on the Car men Wednesday for Tokeen where he will spend a short time taking care of the dental needs of that community,
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

Mrs. Bidwell and Mrs. Oneel will be hostesses to the Guild Wednes- day afternoon at the home of Mrs. Bidwell.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

F. A Thiele who has been. con nected with the local cable office has been transferred to Sitka, Vince Vinson who has been located at Sitka for the past six years has been transferred to Wrangell.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

Col. James G. Steese was aboard the Yukon Monday enroute from Washington to his headquarters at Juneau.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

FOR SALE-L. c. Smith type writer, model 5, Price s30. Inquire Sentinel.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

The Altar Society will meet neXt Wednesday afternoon with Mrs. T. J. Case.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

Steve Vukovich returned on the Admiral Rogers from a short trip to Juneau.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

The Ladies Aid of the Presbyte- rian church will meet next We'd nesday afternoon at the home of Mrs. c. E. Hagie.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

Frank s. Barnes arrived from
 Portland on the Queen Saturday morning.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

Mrs. w. c. Jensen and son and daughter arrived from Juneau on the Admiral Rogers to join MT. Jensen who recently located here.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

Rev. H. P. Corser left on the Ad miral Rogers for Ketchikan where he will hold services on Sunday.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22
FOR SALE

Seven-room house with basement and double lot, s1,250 for quick sale. c. B. Hagie
The Wrangell sentinel., 1926-04-22

John Anderson who has been in the states for several months, re- turned on the Yukon.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-01-27
PhantOms Win From
Turtle Lake, 1875

The Bismarck Phantoms last night
defeated the Turtle Lake Cagers 10
to 5. The game was not one-sided as
the score might indicate. Excellent
guarding by Collins and Middaugh
kept the lake city boys from scoring
on every play and only one field goal
was made by Turtle Lake. Neither
side was able to score within the
first six minutes of play. At the
start Of the second quarter the Phan-
toms changed their style Of offense
and scored frequently. The Turtle
Lake team did not register a point
during the first half.
The second half was much better
and some real teamwork was exhib-
tied by the PhantOms. Several people
stated that the last quarter presented
the fastest basketball they had yet
seen on the local floor. The work of
the referee was splendid and salts
fled both teams.
A return game with Turtle Lake
will be played off the 10th of Feb
ruary, and good game is looked for
ward to. Several r0oters accompan-
led the Phantoms to Turtle Lake and
enjoyed the game. The Phantoms are
"all set" for Mandan Friday night at
the high school gym. The outcome
of the Bismarck gh-Jamestown
game will be announced ut the high
school.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-01-27
AllenSWOrth
Funeral Set
For Thursday

The funeral services for Mrs. Ruby
Edna Allensworth of Brittin, N. D.,
who died yesterday morning at a To-
cal hospital, will be held Thursday
afternoon at : o'clock at the Presby-
terrain church with Rev. Paul s.
Wright in charge. Interment will be
made in the family lot in Fairview
cemetery. Mrs. Ailensworth lies in
state at the family residence, 223
Twelfth street, Bismarck, this after
noon and evening.
The deceased is the wife Of Charles
Allensworth Of Brittin and is the
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Ode Of Bismarck. She was born in
Bismarck, October 10, 1898, and liv.
ed here until her marriage, June 16,
1919. Two children were born to
the union, Maxine Mary, 4, and Char
les Rodney. 2, both of whom survive.
She also leaves her husband, her
parents, two sisters and a brother.
Mrs. Laura Beetham Of Lancaster,
Wis.,, and Ruth and Earl Ode of the
home address.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-01-27
REDCR0SS
OFFICIALS
REELECTED
Miss Mary Cashel, Executive
Secretary, Tells of Work
Done in 1925

All officers Of the Burleigh county
chapter, American Red Cross, were
reelected Tuesday afternoon at the
meeting in the offices of the Associa
ton Of Commerce. Mrs. Fred l..
Conklin is chairman; DR.. L. A. Schip-
fer, vice chairman; J. l.. Bell, Sec
retary-treasurer. The advisory coun-
Gil includes DR.. F. X. Smyth. Hon.
W. L. Nuessle, Hon. Fred Jansonius,
II. 4. Wildfang and Mrs. II. c. Edg-
crtOn.
Miss Mary Cashel gave the report
of the Burleigh county chapter for
the year 1925-26. Thirty Of the 80
soldier claims on file have been
closed. the report said. Through the
Rod Cross three claims for dependent
,.... ents, two claims for funeral ex-
pcnses and one widows pension have
been adjusted. These claims, with
an occasional application for adjusted
compensation and the state bonus,
and calls for social histories and fam
ily contracts with men in veterans
hospitals. comprise the active work
now done in this department. The
social service program as it was out
lined at the close of the war forms
the chief activity Of the office and the
records Of the social registration
bureau are available to all agencies
giving relief and are used by many
Of those agencies.
Relief Is Given
City poor relief is given regularly
to but eight families, less than $3.50
monthly being spent in this way.
Emergencies have developed during
the winter, but through employment
these are gradually being solved.
The problem of transients has been
handled by the Red Cross. Two large
families, entirely dependent on the
city for support because of the de-
sertion of the father, were assisted
in going to relatives in other states.
Two hundred children and old people
were made happy through the &c.
tivity Of the Bismarck Good Fellows
ut Christmas. Sixty families were
reported, visited and their needs
listed
Numerous homes, where child wei
fare problems arose during the past
year, have been helped.
The care of defective children,
where corrective work is necessary,
has been made easier through the
cooperation of doctors and hospitals
An outstanding case in the county is
that of crippled boy who, through
the state rehabilitation fund, was 1T
ted with braces and can for the first
time stand erect and walk. Later
he will be given training for what
ever occupation he is adapted.
Mothers Pensions
Only seven mothers pensions are
now listed. The total amount paid
out monthly is 1921. Two more an
plications are on file. The supervi-
sion of expenditure in all poor re-
lief is maintained and all applicants
for relief throughout the county are
investigated ut the request Of town
ship officials and recommendations
are submitted in each case. There
are, at present, very few cases out
side the city. Teachers in the rural
schools give excellent help in all the
work throughout the county.
J. L. Bell, secretary treasurer, gave
the financial report Of the organiza-
ton.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-01-27
WORK OF NATIONAL PARKS HIGHWAY
ASSOCIATION DURING PAST YEAR
EOUTLINED AT MEETING HERE

dicatioes are that BY 1927 there will
be complete paved or graveled road
from Chicago to Billings, Montana.
Persistent effort on the part Of cities
and towns along the highway in Min.
neaota have brought exceptional re-
suits. there having been more con-
struction work on this highway than
any other trunk highway in~the state.
Four paving jobs were completed be-
tween st. Paul and La Crosse and
four more are scheduled for 1926.
This will nearly complete the paving
of this section. Much Of the traffic
was routed through Wisconsin to the
Twin Cities because Of this construc-
ton work.
"West Of st. Cloud four other con-
struction jobs were in progress and
when completed in 1896 will give a
paved road rs far west as Sank Cen
ter. 1t is the intention 10 complete
paving Of this road IS far rs Moor
head as soon as possible. Apr ox-
mately two-thirds of the traffic was
routed via Detroit during the sum-
mer on account of the detours, hut
came back to the highway at Fargo
and st. Cloud.
Work Planned In Dakota
considerable construction work
has been scheduled on the highway
in North Dakota, according to the
State Highway department. which will
mean the improvement Of most of
the route across the state. Most Of
this will be finished in 1927. if pres-
ent plans are carried out. One of the
most important sections to be I'M
proved is in Billings county. or
through tie bad Lands" The High
way commission is planning to build
u model road, about 22 miles, through
this section. which will eliminate one
of the really bad sections. Another
important section is east from Bis
marck. which when completed, will
eliminate many grade crossings and
q bad section in wet weather. There
is some Improvement planned in each
Of the counties crossed in the state"
The financial statement of the
which was presented at
the meeting, follows:
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-01-27
1926 MAINTENANCE OF ADEQUATE
PROPORTIONS SOUGHT FOR ARMY

ths ApJeal h1xt week. The members
Of the teams to work next Monday
and Tuesday will meet with the
Advance Gifts Committee at q lunch
con Friday at 1916 at, the Grand Pa
cific Hotel Lions room and get the
reports and directions for their
soliciting.
A complete list Of all Subscribers
to date will be given the new teams
going out SO there will be no dupli-
cation Of the work in the business
blocks.
It is therefore necessary that all
Advance work be completed by
Thursday afternoon. so the lists may
be accurately prepared. s
P~ w. ClSh
The Business and Professional
Women's Club is in charge Of all
soliciting OF the women in industry
and the professions in, the city. Mem
hers will be collecting vt their con-
venience as their individual time ii
limited. They will try to raise $500
Of the entire budget Ut $4,000 from
their liatA Of over 500 women work
ine in Bismarck, y
Miss HenSicka Beach, To- chairman
q the down toys work; Misa crlaay
bulge at the Capitol 1uildings; Miss
Esthsr Maxwell ef The aeheOla. y !
WoQNQa RiWo1q0
= Wemens4 hixiaipn Il 1cyMinE. fey
soleiting Q women's buloAk fr0JA
the houn1 keepefs and AAN6cWives 10
the city letef on. - that I'll may
AAye q lalt in The auppArt of the
Salvation Army IN Bismarck this
year. 49, 4
MsaApnes n. y. llss, Alfred zu-
~ - e. IL Jaylpr ne II charge
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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-01-27
ton Army q chance in BisnaEck,
without financial hardship, handicap
and sacrifice.
N0NPARTISANS
0FCOUNTY ARE
MEETING HERE
Forty-five Precinct Delegates
Gather at Mckenzie Hotel
This Afternoon

Forty-five delegates, representing
the various precincts in Burleigh
county, gathered at the Mckenzie
hotel this afternoon to attend the
Burleigh county Nonpartisan league
convention. At the opening Of the
meeting at 1880 o'clock S. j. King
was elected chairman and Frank ].
Smith was elected secretary. Both
men are from smarck.
Committees on credentials, method
of procedure, and resolutions were
appointed and at press time the last
two named had not reported. 1t is
considered foregone conclusion,
however, by those in close touch with
the leagues affairs, that Burleigh
county's three delegates to the state
which will be elected this
afternoon, will be supporters of Gov
ernor A. 6. Sorlie and Senator Ger
aid P. Nye. and that the resolutions
to be presented will endorse the pres
emit administration and recommend
continued operation of the state mill
and elevator,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-01-27
Mcdonald Tells
ROtarians About
Robert Burns

Alex Mcdonald, pioneer rancher
and farmer Of Emmons county, re-
galed the Rotary club Mt their LUNCH
con in the Grand Pacific this noon
with a talk on Robert Burns.' He
told briefly Of the hardshipst SUR
rounding the poets early life and
gave bits Of Burns verse in proof of
the scope of interest of the great
Scotchman.
w. B. johnson Of the General In
spection Bureau, now going over the
insurance rates in Bismarck, explain
ed how rates are made and gave some
OF the factors entering into the
charges. Rev. and Mrs. Paul Wright,
accompanied by Mrs. Hughes, pleased
their hearers with two splendid
duets.
George Dullam and C. l.. Young
discussed current events and conoi-
tiOns. Visitors included: Mrs. Hughes,
Mrs. Wright. Alex Mcdonald, Thos.
Burke >and w. b. Johnson.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-01-27
GOVERNOR SMITHS LATE ARRIVAL
/, AT HIS OFFICE TODAY PROBABLY
SAVED HIM FROM BEING ATTACKED
Shell Shocked War Veteran Rushes Past Capitol Attaches
and Into Governors Private Ofice-Seeks
Payment of Compensation

Albany, N. Y, Jan. 21 90 The
late arrival of Governor Smith at the
executive Offices in the capitol today
is believed by officials Of the exccu-
tive department to have saved him
from attack by a shell Shocked war
veteran. seeking payment Of conf
pensation, who penetrated into/ the
governors private office before be-
ing stopped by attaches Of the exc
cutive.
Entering the outer offices Of the
executive chamber, the man, whose
name and address is not known by
the governors aides, leaped over a
brass railing, ran through large
reception room and succeeded in
passing through another office be-
fore reaching the governors private
office. The executive was not there,
but his secretary, George Il. Graves,
intercepted the man and asked his
business.