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Time For DeflatiOn

a national headache is in prospect if 1926 proves
to be greater year than 1925, as far as business in
the United States is concerned, says Charles T..
Mitchell, president of the National City Bank Of
New York. If 1926 is more prosperous than last
year, he reasons, 1T would mean initiation the
forerunner Of dcfaton, which means headache.
Defaton in spots now would be an encouragement
that we would continue to maintain our equilibrium.
and equilibrium is healthy thing for the country
economically
In this view Mr.. Mitchell is borne out by every
big authority commercial and industrial condi
tons in the United States Things arc so very pros
porous that money is easy. With money easy vast
expansion is being undertaken and initiation con-
tinues apacc. When the peak is reached however,
and the banks begin to tighten up the rates to
bring in of the outstanding money, when un-
usual demand sactens off, there will be wholesale
failures and disappointments.
This is an excellent time to naugurate a conserva
tive business policy and liquidate as much paper in
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TOMORROW: Heart Palpit ri ion.

chuck" said the fairyman, making
such wry face that the Twins felt
sorry for him.
Eyes, sir!" said Mrs. Woodchuck.
That's fact! The money has dis
appeared completely"
"Well. I'm sorry" said Mister
Tingaling. Someone may have taken
it when you were upstairs or some
where
Perhaps said Mrs. Woodchuck,
going to the oven to see if the bread
was baked. 1t doesn't take wood
chuck bread long to bake, you know.
Wont you take a loaf home to
your wife, Mister Tingaling?' she
asked. ut will be all nice and fresh
for your supper
"Thank you! ri be delighted" said
the fairyman.
Now. my dears. suppose you
think that Mrs. Woodchuck kept the
money that fell into the bread to buy
her spring clothes with.
But you're wrong. She never
thought Of such thing. She gave
Mister Tingaling the loaf with the
rent money in it, and he found it that
evening when the bread was cut.
Mrs. Woodchuck was only playing
u joke.
(TO BE Continucd)
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No, No, .Nanette"
Coming to Bismarck

The long and eagerly awaited local
presentation of the sensational must
cal comedy. "No. No. Nancttc" is
announced for May 10 at the city
auditorium. On that date Edward
d. Smith will offer here the same
company that has just completed
runs Of q weeks in Los Angeles and
IL weeks in San Francisco.
Few musical plays in the history
'of the American stage have me-
with the tremendous success scored
by "No. No. Nancttc." Originally
produced in Detroit. it was taken
to Chicago and ran for an entire
year there. Subsequently other COM
panies were formed until now there
are II presenting the piece in yari-
Gus parts Of the world and there is
no question that this attraction is
playing to more gross receipts each
week than ever have been credited
to musical show. not executing
MADAME Sherry" and "Thc Merry
Widow" Mr.. Smith, who is con-
siderable Of a factor in the produc-
tiOn field in and around Los Angeles.
angled for the Pacific Coast rights
to the piece and then set to work to
stage a production that would rank
with the best. That he was success
full is shown by the tremendous re-
ception and long runs of Nanettc
i'm California.
The cast to be seen here is indcnti-
cally the same that appeared there.
Taylor Holmes, one Of the greatest
Of light opera comedians. heads the
list Of funmakers and he is surround
ed by great group of principals
and a chorus Of beauties. The COM
pany is large one and the produc.
ftion is massive and appealing to the
eye. There arc 20 big musical num-
hers in "No. No. Nanette.' two OF
which have been played around the
world. II Want To BE Happy" and
"Tea For Two" The presentation OF
Nanette here should easily prove the
banner event of the local season
As there will undoubtedly be heavy
demand for seats patrons arc advised
to make their reservations as early
as possible.
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distributors, the forecasts being tel
egraphcd to them each morning Mt
Government expense. These COM
panles give. general call over their
rural lines ut ~ IA. NJ. each day and
give the farmers the forecast for
that night and the following day. But
the greatest distributor of all, the
one that reaches every nook and cor
ner of the country, that reaches more
than all other agencies combined, is
the radio. Steps are being taken to
greatly enlarge this distribution and
if funds will allow, weather forecasts
and market reports will be generally
distributed by this method.
''In addition to the forecasting Of
weather, there are other activities in
the Bureau Of much benefit to the
farmer. There are in every county
in the State one or more tempera-
turc and rainfall stations. all of
which send their reports to this Of
flee. Some Of these reports arc tee-
graphed daily during the crop
growing season, and daily bulletin
is issued. All others report at the
close of the month and these reports
are tabuiated and published report
is issued. We can thus furnish you
with a report of the temperature,
precipitation, wind, cloudiness and
other data for any part of the State.
We want the farmers Of North Dako-
ia to know that the Weather Bureau
is their Bureau. Many of the farm
ers who are listening to my voice call
me daily to get the forecast; | wish
that more Of you would avail your
selves Of this service. This informa-
ton, as we'll. as the published re-
ports, are yours for the asking; we
want you to know what the Bureau
is doing for others and what we
want to do for you. We want you to
come in and look the office over; ex-
anime the instruments and have them
explained to you; to show you how
the weather map is made and how the
forecasts are determined; to show
you how the records are tabulatcd
and in what form they are publishcd:
to give you a better idea how the
work Of the Bureau is conducted, and
last, but by no means least, to get
acquainted. So when you are in Bis
marck next time, make it IA point to
visit the Weather Man.
Helping the Farmer
"This office cooperates with the
United States Bureau of Agricultural
Economics, with the United States
Bureau Of Animal Industry, with all
Of the various departments at the
State Capitol, with the Agricultural
College, the State University, the
State School of Forestry, with all
Of the State Experiment Stations and
with the county extension agents. We
are trying to make the life of the
farmer a little easier, a little bright
er, and whole lot more successful.
"H0skinsMeyer have handed me a
lot Of inquiries as to rainfall. l have
every confidence that Cris is going
TO be bounteous crop year, very
similar to that Of 1915. If YOU will
remember the first four months
were very dry, just as were the last
three months in 1914. It was not UNI
til the last days of April and early.
in May that any rain at all came;
then June and July came with the
much needed rains and we produced Il
most wonderful crop. Here is hop
in" that we will have the same con-
ditions this year"
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AXEN Ml1HR}g

THE MONEY IN THE BREAD

We'll go and call on Mrs. Wood
chuck next said Mister Tingaling to
the Twins. II saw her husband go
away this morning, but | suppose he
has left the money with her. He
knows that ! always come around to
collect my rents on the tRirty-second
day of the month";
N So off they went to the Wood
chuck's house between the potato
patch and the fence.
. Tap, tap, tap. they went on her
front door.
s Now Mrs. Woodchuck was baking
Bread when she heard the rap on her
door. And she knew pretty we'll who
il was.
i. She had been thinking as she work
ed. She was thinking, ooh, dear!
Ewish | had a new silk dress! I'm SO
sick of my old gray wool! / wish
had lovely dress like Mrs. Blue
Rirdin
= And she was wishing more than
that. She was wishing that she had
81 new hat. A new hat with lovely
red on it, like Miss .Yellowhammer's
4 And she was wishing also that she
had shawl A shawl of black and
white. like Mrs. Woodpeckcrs.
1. Besides clothes, she was wishing
that She had a new rug for the hall,
and n,w dining room curtains. and
arcw set of bedroom furniture.
That's what she was thinking
shout as she kncaded her bread and
made it into loaves to put into the
oven.
when she heard the knock on the
dnor. she said to herself, "Oh, dear!
II could use the money that Wally
lott in the tea pot on the mantel
could have such lot Of things!"
Tap, tap, tap! came the knock
ASaiH.
This ti.,lc Mrs. Woodchuck took
down the tea pot and shook out the
I6pucy. Il fell right into the. soft
bread dough and sank in. You
caRldn't see it at all!
That gave Mrs. Woodchuek an
idea, and she had to laugh.
-3She went to the door and opened
10; wiping her ,floury hands on her
Aprol.
why. how do you do, everybody"
no said. "come right in. suppose
yoIi are after. the rent money, aren't
1eaiL Mister Tinssiinx I"
& hat's Whist am! You're 2 very
9ood Gnesser. Mrs. Woodchuck. It's
rolst money I'm after, sure enough!s
Well, do YOU know. Mister Tinga-
ling, said Mrs. Woodchuck with .
1Nial1e in her eye, sWally left me
tiSe money this morning, but its dir
appeared and / can't see il any
where.
aYou don't say y, vs.. Wood
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4 PROMISE BROKEN

"Tha y the incest thing I've had
said t. ne today" said Jerry Hatha-
way when | exclaimed that ! was so
very glad TO see him. What are you
doing here and why are you trem-
bling? Has my father been trying to
browbeat your
At this. | am ashamed to say for
got all about what had promised
his father and answered eagerly:
mo. he's been lovely to me-" And
then ! stopped, for knew he would
wonder why I had been to see his
father. However, | rushed along:
But, Jerry, just met that man
Sellers in the hall and he said to me
in a threatening tone Of voice.
Watch your step, girl. watch your
STEP and it frightened me almost to
death"
| had not realized that had called
the man still holding my hand
"Jerry" until heard him say:
: Don't you worry about him, Judy
I'm just going up to Dads office now
to sottle his case for him. I've known
for Il long time that many irregular
things have been going on at the
Beaux Arts and this will give me a
chance for an investigation. I'm
glad. YOU went to see Dad, but l
might have known you'd always do
the right thing I'm sorry though
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B S|2!!y,,,W WAY

that Sellers saw YOU in the hall,
Judy. He will think that it's you
that's made all the eruption.
you told Dad all about losing
your money. didn't you?. l was just
going to tell inl-myself."
Jerry, Pm, awfully ashamed, but
when got that bag this morning, I
thought you were taking the easiest
way out of things. and had sent me
the money and bag yourself ana that
you didn't intend to do anything
more about it. OF course | didn't
want to accept the money and bag
from you so | went to your father
with the whole story. for / knew !
could not get the right of it from
anyone else"
"Of course ! sent the money and
bag to you. my dear girl, and lot
of fun had picking it out. That
part of it was mine. But | intend to
get all the money paid out and sent
you. from those thieves"
smiled.
Then ] expect they'll get what s
coming to them, for your father just
said he was going to do the same
thing, in almost the same words"
Good for Dad. He's little piece
of all right even if he doesn't always
approve of me, isn't he"
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Tut-Ank- Hamcn. Bricks are laid II
the Egyptian manner. And they nc
longer hold up weight. In fact tht
steel frames hold up the bricks. Some
man with few ounces Of brains viii
find substitute for bricks, and vii
veneer steel buildings in half the
time at half the cost. Since labor Is
to DE shut out Of the United States
more and more machinery will have
to take the place Of men.
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Bobbcd hair women is abomination in the
sight of God!
Believing this deeply and fervcntly, one J. J.
Dggs, doughty barber Of the Tennessee hills, bars
his doors to inquitious women asking hair cuts
Diggs, the tonsorial artist puts sign in his win
dows which reads:
IL run my shop Christian basis and cut
women's hair for two years till got sick Of it and
its un-Chrstianty.'
Was it not one William Shakespeare who
cried from the murky depths Of his upset soul:
what fools these mortals be-"
SO do we cxcaim now. And we do not mean the
women!
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CORPORATIONS

Beta Sigma chapter Of Kappa Psi
fraternity. Fargo, non-profit, Albert
Neuman. Gacklc; George H. Samp-
son and Clemens Schoberg, Fargo;
Richard Il. Riggs. Jamestown; Oscar
Enger, Davenport; Norman +. Welch,
Larmore and others.
ko.a Klub Fraternity. Minot State
Teachers college, nonprofit; Theodore
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STATE BRIEFS
PLACES BIblEs IN nOTELs

Dickinson---The largest single ship
ment Of Bibles every consligncd to
point in western, North Dakota was
received here this week by the Gideon.
Commercial Travellers for distribu-
ton to hotels in this district which
comprises Stark. Dunn. Billings.
Golden Valley. Hcttinge-. Slope. Bow
man and Adams counties. The ship
mcnt contained 486 Bibles
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Temperatures and.
Road Conditions
Mercury readings At Z 4. ny

mercury readings At 4. ny
Bismarck Partly cloudy, 63; roads
good.
st. Cloud Clear, 65: roads good.
Minot--Clear. 81; roads good.
Duluth Clear, ~; roads excellent.
Mankato Clear, 20; roads good.
Fargo So; roads good.
Mandan Partly cloudy, "a; roads
good.
Jamestown Clear. 81: roads good.
Grand Forks-Partly cloudy. S.;
roads good.
Hibbing---Clcar, 48: roads good.
Winona-C Clear, 62; roads fair.
Rochester Clear, 60; roads fair.
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this column year or two ago, is en-
gagged in intensive, cheap production
of linen.
He says linen is now made as the
Egyptians made it, 5000 years ago.
with hand labor processes. and very
poor ones. Ford is using machinery.
instead Of hands, one machine and
two men doing the work of ten men.
Again Ford emphasizes the fact
that cheap production does mot mean
cheap labor. 1t means well-paid labor.
for high production means efficiency.
Efficiency means brains. and brains
can't be hired on sweatshop basis.
Ford's greatest service to universal
prosperity. which includes the pros
perity Of the very rich, is the way in
which he puts to shame spirited
employers that would grind down mrn
and wages, instead of improving ma
chincry.
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RECEyE PAVING BlDs

Dickinron Booth aAd Dixon. Sioux
City. Iowa, W. E. Kennedy, FArgs,
snd the Woodrich Constructi0n !. Coz.
Minneapolis, were how bidders for
two projects here. The bids. opened
ct the city commission meeting We'd
ncsday, were tower than es,tima tes
made by the city eneincer.
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TO HAVE TOURIST CAMP

Dickinson-A pay tourist-camp will
be maintained ct the Stark county
fair grounds this season by the fair
association. according TO an announce
ment made by John r. Bcrringcr.
Several new convenienccs are being
installed on the grounds.
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ISSUE HOsPITAI. rINTION :

Minpt-The Ward CountvyfHdApcnar
entsjssued q 32.paoe psper ThnrsdAy
concentrating the completion Of the
third unit Of the Trinity hospital Of
Minot. The hospi,tAl was. began in
1922. More than 100000 have been
expended on the building and its
equipment. SO.
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NEWS BRIEFS

Finance Minister Pcret in Paris is
sues statement saying terms of debt
agreement are favorable to France.
Radio photograph. haMpered by
storms at sea, is sent from London
TO New York in hour IS minutes. in
augurating commercial service.
Coolidge shcliued to spend his W.
cation In the vicinity of Lake Cham
plain, prefcrring mountains to sea
shore.
Charges Of assault and battery
against Mrs. Mary Magadancc and
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dcbtcdncss possible I'm time Of peace prepare
for war; is always true in business

Ontario. Canada, is engaged in heated debate
rs to the rights of a The crow should be en-
titled to fair shake in the provinces. It has been
used as trade mark for years upon certain popu-
lar beverage.
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1t is con,ical especially. in the eyes
of high financc--but it is true that
this glorious republic. where dollar
receives the respect to which it is chs
titled. can actually learn from bolshe-
vik Russia. We talk about the Brit
ish rubber trust that multiplies the
normal price by four. We talk, ard
Mr.. Hoover almost sheds tears. The
soviet government buys in South
America enough rubber trees to plant
q square mile. and will make exp
ments in rubber production. We
think of Russia as filled with fur
coats and wolves galloping after
sleighs. but they have every sort Of
climate, and if the soviet managers
continue to show the spirit of Peter
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two other women who floggcd Miss
lfclma Johnson with rubber hose,
were dismissed ut Eau Claire, Wis,
ut request Of Miss Johnson.
Speeding automobiles near Waiver
ly. Mimi, ran down and killed George
Quasi, %, Of Winstcd, a motorcyclist,
and mile farther on hit another au-
tomobilc sending it into the ditch
and injuring Frank Hcrzog and two
other persons. Driver escaped.
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the Great, and insist that Russia can
produce everything, they will surprise
our responsibility. most painfully.
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Mr.. Haldeman julius. one Of the
very few that have ever made a sue
cess of book publishing. is said to
have "beaten the stock market" to the
tune of $485.OOO. in a few weeks.
DO not let that hurry you into stock
gambling, at which you will always
lose in the end. The rest of Mr. Hal
deman Julius story is still to be
told. Wait until you hear it. If he
dies rich. ne will have millions of lit
tie books to thank. not the stock mar
ket.
Henry Ford's admirable series of
letters, "The Great Today and the
Greater Tomorrow add to his per-
manent reputation. and to public en-
lightenment, every day. Mr.. Crouthe.
has rendered real public service in
persuading Mr. Ford to collaboratc on
that work. Ford, as you were told in
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TODAY

Continued from page one.)
fully New Orleans intense intcre:
in aviation.
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There are many things beside linen
that are handled as in the days Of
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Heer, Fred McElwain and Franc!s
Hubloux and others.
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Cook with Gas. It's the
Ideal Fuel. ~ = ~
Imperial Valley press., 1926-02-24
SEATTLE VOTERS
FAVOR WOMAN AS
CITY EXECUTIVE
Ry United Press Leased Wire

SEATTLE. WASH, Feb. Of. - \
voman emerged az the head Of the
list in vcstcrdar's 5 mayoralty pri-
H,arr election here. but Tacoma
turned thumbs down On AZ woren
candidatcs in similar balloting,
"ic"t;on tabulations here today re
Ncaled.
Mrs. Bertha Landcs, twice mem
her of the Seattle city council. and
present president of that body led
the urinary field BY over a thou
sand votes in the race for nomin9-
;ierS fer mavor here.
Her nearest opponent was The in
cimh"nt, Mavor Edwin J. Brown,
ho viii onn"sc her in the general
c,p"'icn March Q.
At Tacoma the results were re
r""s"d. Mrs. Anna Meyer, woman
candidate FOR mav0r. polled oAiv
lG7 "etes. VI c. Tennan', With
100 votes and Mayor Fawcett
V III - @oS votes VIII FIGHT il ou'
- thn ""o"Ial election newt month
e., election.
Womcn rHrdidatos for Taroma
council places also failed to noll
"N9""h votes to 90. on the general
"i"ction ballot.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-02-24
ISSUES SOS CALL
FOR LEADERSF0R
BOY SCOUT WORK

With an urgent 'SOS' = call far
more Boy Scout leaders, :. l.. Nc
Crorv, county scott executive, to-
day announced tha, the annual in
tensivc train NJ Institute Tor scout
leaders viii open at the imperiaI
grammar school next Friday at,cr-
n"on. "lf wn had - additional
scout masters. we could easily hHv"
trom 1909 to 1200 Boy Scouts in the
county instead Of 800 - McCrorv
stated.
A"cordin. 70 CITY Superintendent
\. =. Shihley, chairman Of the com
rIitteo on leadership and training,
ihc course consists of about l. hours
intensive training for scout leaders,
= is open to anvonr who is interest
II in Imperial VALLEY boyhood. At
-tndaN"t n the school does not
mcan that ono is in any way obiie-
eel To become a scout leader, and no
examinations are conducted.
"Ther- will be no studying,
Nhih'cv states, everything is do
in.
The training institute opens
promptly at l:30 Friday at the
seventh street grammar school, I'M
I,er,al. Sessions will continue i'm.
til / clock Saturday afternoon.
The cost is $50, which pays fo,
three meals.
Applicants are requested to com
rln'rote with &coat headquarters in
the court house, by phoaing 80, or
bv mating applications to Box l0lT
~ Centre.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-02-24
COURT SUSPENDS
BOARD ORDER ON
POST TELEGRAPH

According TO Il telegram receiv-
ed this morning at the local office
of the Postal Telegraph'Cable com
pany, the supreme court of Califor-
MIA yesterday granted writ Of re-
view Of the proceedings before the
railroad comm ssion aud also grant
cd an order su.pending the order
of the railroad commission TO close
the company's offices in Imperial
Valley until the writ of review had
been passed upon by the supreme
court.
The company offices can there
fore remain open for business and
both interstate and intrastate mess
ages can be accepted pending the de
scion of the supreme court on the
writ of review.
The order of the railroad com
mission instructed the company TO
discontinue accepting intrastate
messages because a permit had not
been granted by the commission.
The company took the position that
permit vas not required and re-
fused to abide by the order, appeal
ing the ease TO the supreme court.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-02-24
STATE ECONOMIC
RESEARCH BODY
CREATED IN l. A.

LOS ANGELES. Feb. 24-A state
research council to cooperate with
the California Development assecia-
ton in promoting the economic wei
fare of the state WAS created here
today.
The council, composed of repre-
sentatives of more than l20 econom-
ic research agencies in California,
will assist in coordinating and stand
arlizing all economic data pertain
inc to the welfare of the state.
Resolutions creating the commis-
sion We're adopted at q conference
presided over by Henry NJ. Robin
son. president of the FIRST National
bank here.
Il. B. Hale, president of the Cali
fornja Development association,
said: "Thc necessity of having
facts with which to meet any emerg
cncy confronting the state cannot
be ovcrcstimated. Development baS-
eel upon fact is our aim in this un
dcrtakine,'