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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-02-03
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-10-16
ERICH
CAN'T MASTER
MOTOR CAR

Although Erich Won streheim
IL an experienced and clever
horseman, a polo player OF note,
and an expert in athletic games,
ne has never learned to drive a
motor car.
"It would be impossible for me
to take hold Of a lever and pull
it or push It or merely to sit at
a wheel and guide it." he ex-
plains.
1.-THE only way I shall ever
drive an automobile Is when I
have time to learn all there Is to
know about internal combustion
engines; when can devote q
month or two to learning the
complete mechanism Of car;
when I can get down under 1t
and study it; when I can take 1t
to pieces and put 1t together
again.
ITO drive q car, simply be-
cause one can guide 1t, seems to
me to be the height OF folly.
Although I frequently want to
economics. I must always keep a
chauffeur, because I cannot drive
and I will not ride with. my wife
doing it.
"Perhaps after The Wedding
March I can take little time
off and learn the mechanism Of
NV favorite brand but certainly
not until this is off my mind"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-10-16
Box Office Winner

'Parlor, Bedroom and Bath,
which the President Theater
Players will offer for the full
week. beginning Monday night,
holds the stock company record
for royalties, according to the
Century Play Company. More
than $4,000 for author Mark
Swan has accrued from stock and
repertoire presentations Of his
gparkling farce.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
Football

The football prospects for this
season are very bright according
to Captain Harold Ward. Seven
lettermen are back from last years
squad and several new pupils
whoh ave come from other schools
are turning out for practice. A
deep hole is left Through the loss
Of Howard Bridgman, last years
star fullback and Lawrence Scales
last year 5 captain, but a success
ful season is assured.
A game is schedule for This
Friday afternoon with the alumni
and other games are arranged as
follows:
Foster at Vashon, Septmber a
Buckley at Buckley, October /.
Burton at Bu.ton, October s.
Burton at Vashon, November l9.
We also hope to schedule games
with Port Orchard, Moran, and
Gig Harbor. The first turnout
was held Wednesday afternoon in
preparation for the alumni game.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
Student Body Organized

The student body held a meet
ing Wednesday, September 5, for
the purpose of organizing for the
coming year. Officers elected are
as follows; President, Amos Ram
quist; Viee-President, Donald
Morgan; Secretary, Olga We'll,
Treasurer, Naomi Tjomsland and
Sergeant-at-arns, John Edison. A
committee consisting of Constance
Beall, Naomi Tjomsland, and Don
aid Kirkland met with Mr., Smith
in regard to the season tickets for
and student body dues.
1t was decided to have dues Of 10
cents a semester. Season tickets
for the football season viii be sold
at seyenty-five cents for students
and one dollar for outsiders. We
know football fans of the island
win be glad to support the school.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
New Students

This year disclosed the following
new students to Vashon High
School. Evelyn Haugland entered
from Stadium, Tacoma as a JUNIOR
Anita Peterson entered from
Chile, South America. She is tax
ing Pest Graduate course in
English. Richard Stafford enter
ed from Milton, Oregon. He f,
2ne of the many Sophomores. Hi
mer Nelson entered from Broad
way High, Seattle as a Junior Be
sides these entries we lave twenty.
live Freshmen filling up the space
left by the Seniors who gradual.
cd last year. S from Cove. II
from Vashon and 6 from other
schools. The total is then -. Ac-
cording to the hints that have beer
;pread around the school, initiation
clouds look pretty dark to tn
freshmen. If any of you soph-
ignores have friends among Ia
freshmen you had better find ont
their favorite flowers.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10

Clifford Corbin; Vice President
Katherine Garyin, Secretary, Ruth
Pethrick; Treasurer, Cory do IL
Chantler.
Juniors; President, Harold
Ward; Vice-President, Naomi
Tjomsland Secretary, Donald
Morgan; Treasurer, Donald Kirk
land.
Sophomores: President, Anne
Awarg Viee-Presi5ent, Ross Arm
strong; Secretary, Laura Brosseau
Treasurer, Lloyd Hansen,
Freshmen: President, John
JorgenSen; Vice-President, Olive
Corbin; Secretary, Jack Reeves
Treasurer, Donovan Tjomsland.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
With the Teachers

Three of the five High School
teachers who were here last year
have returned, after having had
a most pleasant vacation. They
al seem glad to be back,
Mr., Smith spent the summer o.
The island. He has moved from the
Heights to the Carver place a.
Vashon. He is more conveniently
located since il is nearer TIL
school.
Mr.. Snyder spent part Of hi.
vacation on Vashon island and tho
remainder at the home of his pas
ants in Everett, lie reports tha
he enjoyed the summer immensely
Miss Lavender stayed part Of
the summer IN the mountains AMI
the rest in Portland.
Miss Edith Callahan is aelh
in charge Of tie First aud Seecnt
grades. Mrs. Robinson again ha
the Third and Fourth grade room
and Miss Pashley has the FIT
and Sixth grades,
We welcome all these and we mr5
looking forward to a record yen
We have three new teachers
Vashon, two ia the high scho
and one in the grades.
Miss Black of Seattle is grad
uate Of the School Of Libeal Art
of the University or Washington.
She majored in French, and oh
tanned a Bachelor of Arts degt
She teaches Latin, French, Dome
tie Science anil English . Mi
Black comes TO us after tcacline
at Bellevue,
Mis-, Coyne. who has chmg OF
the Commercial Dcpurtm m, Is I'd.
so o graduate of the University
of Washington, with baehtl {
of Arts degree Mis- Ctync,
home is at Wallace, idaho.
Mr.. Lieh whose home b. ~
Mount Vernon has charge Of the
,cycnE and @ehth GRADES. H. f.
also cur baseball and basl5ethall
cach lie comes from Bellinglam
Normal Mr. Lipb taught at Gig
lIarbor, and Is q graduate OF Che
Burlington High School
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
{ z I s S 77YED ADIE s57HSY5VG' !
WANTED

WANTED-All kinds Of team
work. Cali Black S43. H. Can
non. Portage, 9-3-tf
WANTED-1'ractor ploughing
grading, land clearing, house
moving, by day, hour, or con
tract. f. I, Hall, Black 500,
Burton. 9-10-ti
WANTED-Some one going 10
Puyallup fair with stock to take
two rabbits for me. VIII pay
Mrs. h. II. Gorsuch, Vashon. 81
CARPENTER WoRK-Want
A. II. Balm, Red al. S-27-4p
WANTED-A woman, or school
girl, company for elderly lady
at Burton. Phone Blk. SCI.
w AN lGO-thlckeh Manure. w II
pay good price. b. d. Mukai
Black 172. Vashon. SCOT
WANTED-We have an outlet
for 10000 No. | cockerels this
season and we will pay top
prices for good stock. We take
them from 9lib up. All you can
bring. Sunshine Poultry Farm
Black 142. SPLIT
80
WE WILL BUY all your liv,
poultry and pay very close to
Seattle prices, Phone us and We
will call at your ranch and
weigh and pay for it there
Park and Bacon, Phone Red o.
evenings. ! mile West Of Cen
ter. 1901
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
Birthday Party

Sunday, September 9TH being
MIR. Smiths birthday, Mrs. Smith
asked a bunch of old friends from
Seattle out to spend the day and
help celebrate. Six carloads Of
people arrived on the morning
ferry, bringing a picnic lunch a
long, and returned in the evening.
A very pleasant day was enjoyed
by all.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
Freshmen Padded

The Freshmen boys went thru
their usual punishment on Wed
nesday the 8th. A mass meeting
was held in the High School Gym
and all Of the able bodied boys
who had once been freshmen got
paddles and performed their duty.
The ten freshmen boys behaved
very well and stood up 70 their
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
Vashon School News

The enrolment at Vashon High
School the first day totaled sc
and in the grade school there We're
132. This is not much less than
last years totals; the enrolment
for the entire year was l03 in nigh
school and 1S4 in the grade school.
We expect to end the year with as
high an enrolment as last year.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS

Wonderful opportunity for chicken or berry
farm on the west side OF Vashon on good county
road and one fourth mile from beach This place
IS square ten acres 40 rods on each side and has
as fine view as there i ON the Island
Has.all been cleared and well cleared but has
never been farmed is just right for either chick
ems OF berries as the ground is pure There is
good five room plastered house with bath room
Ono fixtureS) good basement A fair barn large
enough for several head of stock and los Of hay.
The price is right at $500 with $500 down
and the balenee to suit at ia interest.
BY the way the price includes 125 ricks of
wood all cut, split and piled up, also good cow
and all the farm implements.
If You want place ready to start farming
you want to see this place.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
MISCELLANEOUS

WHY NOT have your chicken
house roof looked after bef1r
winter Fix EN-. X. H. Prigg
Red 713. Nashan. 91G-H
10
TO RENT-Twenty acres iu or
chard Two chicken houses.
Light aud water Terms reason
able, Inquire owner, Lulu
Needs, Vashon 9-l0t.
BOATS STORED and REPAIRED
First class jobs done. See
Smrkey, Dockton. Phone X62
80
F0UND--Automobile liccusa No
l63.22l Owner call and gei
same by paying for this adv.
L0sT-A small purse full of bal.
Reward. Phone Red 1851.
GREEN sTAMPs-Get yours III
The Cnsh and Garry Grocery.
ABE ABRAHAMsEN Painting.
Phone Black 1853 Papcrhanging
VAsHoE Kahomining
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
Glass Officers

Glasses were reoreanized Tues
day and Officers elected, Those
elected to fill the offices Of the
classes are; Seniors; President
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10

ing, This new heating system
makes it easier to keep the build-
ing clean. 1t also saves two hun
bred dollars in the cost OF fuel
per year, besides tightening Mr.
Stems work.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
Fea SALE

FOR sALE-Three 440 egg Jubi-
lee incubators, One 1900 Id.
horse, Seven tons Dat and Glover
hay in the barn. aid all farm i'm.
plements, Reasonable. B. r.
Nelson, Burton, Phone Red 1883
FOR SALE Washing machine and
wringer in good condition, cheap
K X, Prigg, Phone Red 773.
FOR SALE-Oregon Champion
Gooseberry aud Perfection Cur
rant bushes for fall delivery.
Elmer Harmeling, Red 754, Por-
tage. 9-l0-tf
GERMAN POLICE PUPPIES
have for sale 10 very fine Pedi-
greed German Police puppies.
II interested call w. b. Wcgcr
Black 1851, yashon. 9l02tp
1924 CHEVROLET TOURING
Car For Sale Reasonable. Mrs
Luella Morrow, Tel Black l072
Portage. 910tf
FOR SALE months old pullet
$3.50 each Sunshine Poultry
Farm, Blackl42. 9-l0-lt
FOR sALE-Betwecn 700 and 500
laying hens II. Fraser, Black
1913 Burton. 73O-n
BURToN-Next to Chureh-For
SALE or RENT-G room house.
with bathroom, Sheds, etc. aud
two acres Of good orchard Good
for chicken place or rabbitry.
Now vacant $1,000 month
Apply Mrs. Geo. Coates, l119
26th Avenue, Seattle s-2Ttf
FOR sALE-Two building lots.
b2XluU, partial wafer view 500
each Terms. Violet Z Ilamil-
ton, 1909, 37il Ave. NE SEATTLE
80
FOR SALE II Economy Engine,
lA horse power Used 6 months.
CAL Mrs A r. Tiomsland, Wash
on, WasE sl3tf
FOR SALE The very bcst trap
nest records, printed on heavy
card boarl at prices Chat viii
tiekle the hens. New Record
Office.
"a
FOR SALE Underwood tYpe
writer No 8 he hir conditi D.
for $40 Come n and see 70
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Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
torture without shedding tear.
New Heating System

During the summerve school
board of yashon have installed
OIL burners for heating the build
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10

College in Seattle, while Viola
Guthrie is studying Pipe Organ in
the same city.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
ADVERTISING RATES

10 cents per line for first inser-
ton; B cents per line for each ad.
ditional insertion.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10

Now for some one that wants ia build real
home the finest sight on the pavement tue
five acre piece one half mile north Of Vashon
would be deal as it is near scho5l and churches
and has Vashon water piped on the place The
view is excellent II sound and mountains. About
300 sour cherry trees set out this spring This
place can be sold in one or two tracts or will Iii
vide into acre lots and each ot would have good
hllilding sife
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10
FOR SALE washing machine and

Gooseberry aud Perfection Cur
rant bushes for fall delivery.
Elmer Harmeling, Red 754, Por-
tage 9l0-tf
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1926-09-10

FOR SALE Underwood tYpe
writer. No. 3 h hir conditi D.
for $40 Come DO and see %
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-07-13
Railroad Advertising OF the
National Capital

The Pennsylvania Railroad honoring and advertising
Washington the National Capital by naming new and beau
full cars attached its noted Liberty Limited after famous
personages clubs and localities in and around this city
This train serves travellers between Washington and the
West taking in Chicago Detroit and Toledo and Is especially
equipped for such Journeys
Among the cars are the QTdron CLUB, Cosmos
Club Army and Navy Club, THE Mall Corcoran,.
President Smithsonian, Alexandria, Pan AmerL
can tsenf - Chevy Chase Scott Circle" DUPONT
Circle AMI Washington Circle" 81
The Baltimore 8 Ohio railroad has for years followed
methods that arac national attention toward Washington
Both the Baltimore Ohio and the Pennsylvana have spen
much oney advertising the attractions Of this city in
ington
The Southern Chesapeake and Ohio seaboard Air Line
and other lines terminating here also DO considerable adver
Using Of this great cit.
Il has begun to clearly apparent to wdeawake railroad
executives that Washington holds deeper interest for the
people Of the nation than any other city place. It IL
sound wise business therefore for these big trunk line sy
power Of advertising applicable to railroads any
other business This city has charms that unexceed
historic associations that to be found nowhere else
The ambition Of almost every patriotic American Is to visit
Washington All know something of their Ma
onal Capital Such visits inspiration and "a educa
ton They make better and women; they give unlimited
pleasure and satisfaction. 49,
Railroad executives who fail to appreciate the nation wide
affection for Washington and fail to take advantage Of the
this beautiful city at all of the year. should awaken
to what being done and to the possibilities in that
direction.
The plan adopted by the Pennsylvania railroad apprec
sted By Washington people, It ought to help the railroad
and Washington.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-07-13
They Dncked

The Senate Campaign Fund Investigating Committee has
played the public false.
Money put prohibition in the United States For years
the public has yearned to know whose money it was.
looked for while the great to be told at
last Wayne Wheeler boss Of the Anti Saloon League had
begged the Senate Investigators to conceal the Of
tributors to his organization.
Advance reports indicated hard boiled determination
the part Of the lawmakers to spill the works It
nounced that the Of those who financed the dry fight
would be published to a waiting world.
When the question came to vote, the committee side
stepped They passed up opportunity to do the nation
service by throwing light the muky question Of who
the rich fanatics behind the prohibition guns
weak compromise the committee decided three two
that only those who had contributed since January 1926
should be named That skinny list reveals nothing Of interest
except the wenown fact that the Rockeeers father and
still digging into their jeans to help the Antsaloon
League.
The committees action lodging Of the issue
could have done nobody any harm to let the people know
who the supporters Of the dry That important
persons concerned and that strong brought
to bear the Senator'S is to be suspected Anyway it's too
now and speculation this opportunity lost futile
Too bad! it illustrates again that the wetdry cues
ton makes towards out of politicians.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-07-13
DIR. FRANK CRANES
Dali. Y EDITORIAL.
The GOspeL According To Henry Ford
Copyrlght. 1859. rev york Evsning
Joufne lno.
RawfekaFhA U. Patent OfxlcD
By DR.. FRANK CRANE

ENRY FORDS contributions to charity have not been
much exploited.
All he has done has been for profit and he IS Sc
ported to be remarkably successful Tor all that and II
spite Of his many eccentric views has received 1.-THE
Of the condemnation that has been given to men Like M
Rockefeller.
BY many Mr. Ford is held to be phanthropist yet his
methods Of assisting humanity apparently directly con-
trary to those commonly supposed to be helpful
He does give doles nor distribute charity He does
his business and devote the enormous profits Of
to helping the poor.
On the contrary he manages his business that very
many people have employment. He gives them work and
lets them attend to their own charities
Throughout the country roundabout he has established
factories for making parts Of his machines il which the
farm people labor part Of the time Many women are en-
ployed.
to her work and rarely misses day. She supports sick
husband and four children and still has house
keeping.
is Mr. Fords theory that is much better give this
suitable employment and enable her to look after
her affairs in serespecng than to give her charity
that rich ought give away his substance In fact
the Savior exhorted of to give all they had 70
feed the poor.
The gospel according Mr. Ford to be quite the
enable the poor by cooperating with him to support them
selves Instead Of giving the poor money or other goods
he gives them work.
There is much to be said for Fords point of view and
perhaps this is his most important contribution to the
economic situation
What people want after ALL is work, and opportunity
support themselves It should be the business Of
financial giant arrange give them this employment
which they could not for themselves and not give
them charity when they unable to secure employment
Copyright 1895 by The nEcclure Newspaper syndicate
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-07-13

An exhibition recently opened
IA at the American Museum
OF Natural History III New York.
recalls the romantic figure and
story of Audubon, whose name
among naturalists has some
thing Of the fascination Of that
OF Napoleon among warriors.
Where now. in the Middle West
and South, on modern highways
and through chains OF villages
and cities, the swift automobile
carries thousands Of gay excur.
sionists, John James Audubon
wandered slowly and alone through
endless forests OF primeval trees.
more than q hundred years ago,
studying and picturing the ma
tive birds Of this New World,
many OF which were strange to
the eyes OF the white man.
Years and years he continued
his wanderings alone with nature
and her creatures, and when at
times he emerged into the world
Of his fellows, he was able to
spread the spark of his enthusi.
asn so widely among them that
many subscriptions to his pro-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-07-13

comfort out OF simple thoughts,
and who die decently in their
beds with most Of their debts
paid and leave no family skeleton
to walk in the funeral process.
SION
Ordinary folks-nobody ever
writes about them.
They get no brass bands when
they come to town.
Nor any head lines in the
paper.
You'd think. to read the news,
that they didn't exist. Take up
any paper--this paper for N
stance. Who's here, shooting up
the works? Heavy Sugar Papas,
with their latest 15-year-old
adopteeS. Lady murderesses and
gentlemen hop heads. Bandits,
bunko steerers and blacAmailers.
Dashing Divorces who. have ,iust
stuck EN- up for $500 per, ALI
mony. Slxteen-yearsold Shebas
with their cigarettes and necking
parties; 17-year-old sheiks with
their gats, their hip TASKS, and
their cut down. Cuties shifting
snow or wading in wine.
They're all here. OF course
they're here. You and wouldn't
read this paper II they weren't, az
any editor knows. But how
about the others-the others who
aren't here?
How about 16-year.old Sally
who never tasted a drink in her
life except that time she had a
bad cold and then she thought
1t was horrid? Little Sally who
has one rose colored organdie
dress and who Is saving her first
kiss for a wonderful hero with
wavy brown hair who will come
riding through the moonlight and
kneel at her feet. You didn't
know that 16-year.old Sallys still
had dreams like that, did you,
Pal? Yes they do. But they
don't make news stories of them.
Or how about the quiet, clumsy,
good-natured daddy?--plain dad.
dies. not suger papas. The dad.
dies who roll out at $50, rain or
shine. Who eat q plate of flap.
jacks and a couple Of eggs, or a
warmed.over piece Of round steak
and then have TO run Tor the 7:45s
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-07-13
NEGOTIATIONS
OF A WIFE
-BY Helen RoWland-
FEMININE PHILOSOPHY

FEMININE PHILOSOPHY
ONE good-looking man win
" do more to brighten up
summer hotel piazza than a row
of flower boxes and a whole
bolt of cretonne.
1t may take nine tailors to
make q man-but one woman
can spoil him without half try
ing.
Cats and men are instinctively
cautious: women, like dogs, learn
discretion by experimenting
they seldom make the same fooI
mistake twice.
In the modern girls philosophy,
marriage apparently has nothing
more to do with love than night
has to do with sleep or nature
with the shade Of your COM
plexion.
Pity the poor chorus lady,
who used to be the sauce pl'
quante of a bachelors life. Alas,
now, beside, the coed, the flap
per and the debutante she Is
only its orange n1armalade!
Love, without the hors d'ouvres
of sentiment, uncertainty 70"
nance and curiosity, deteriorates
from a banquet into a quick
lunch.
When a woman discovers that
her husbands flirtations arouse
nothing in her but a mild as
constituent that another woman
should waste her time on him,
she is as good as packed and
started for Reno, Paris or Mex
leo.
A girl never notices what the
clergyman who Tnarries her
looks like; but somehow, she
seems to feel that a good-looking
lawyer will make her divorce a
lot more binding.
When a girl marries, she
loses the devoted attentions of a
lot OF mentor a little while
and Of one man for life!
Alas, II q man could only put
the same enthusiasm and elo-
quence into his love-making that
he puts into shouting for the
h0ms'teanI -. -,