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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-18
RAISE SERUM TAN.

MEXICO CITY, Nov. 17-(Special tc
The Dispatch) Mexico is now able to
produce better quality of serums
than those which can be imported, in
the opinion of the bureau of public
health, and heavy import tax has
been imposed on imported preparations
The various serums are now being
produced in large quantities at the in
stitute of hygiene here. The serums
specially mentioned are antidiphther-
actic, antiscarlatina, antimeningetis
an:ineurasthenic, antineumococic, anti
tuberculine and malein.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-18
Department Commander
of American Legion 10
Come Here in December

Val DeCamp, department commander
of the American legion, will visit
Fred Hilburn post No. IL, American
legion, of Douglas, on Saturday night,
December 4. An entertainment will
he given in honor of the visiting
official by members of the Douglas
post.
The entertainment viii PROBABLY b.
given in the Moose hall Definite
plans for this will be announced later.
The entertainment will be open 20
ali legiona:res, members of the auxil-
iary and veterans of the World wal
r is expected that a large CROWD
will greet the visiting official.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-18
How to Gain 5 Pounds
in 80 Days

ASK Douglas Drug Co. or any drug
gist for a box of McCoy's Cod Liver
Oil Compound Tablets. They cost
but little are sugar coated and as
pleasant to take as candy.
Skinny men and women take them
to speedily put on plenty of good,
healthy, solid flesh, and for this pur-
pose they are so extremely good that
thin men and women often take on
S pounds or more in 80 days. AS a
matter Of fact, all druggists are au-
thorized to return your money if you
don't take on pounds in 80 days.
One thin woman gained 10 pounds
in six weeks.
Insist on McCoy's. the original and
genuine-60 Tablets-60 cents--Adv.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-18


NEW YORK, Nov. II. - up - Pro-
nounced reactionary tendencies deVel-
oped towards the close of today $
stock market on selling presumably
inspired by unfavorable trade oppor-
tunItles. These included the publica-
ton OF weekly steel trade reviews
calling attention to a further falling
off in orders and the first drop in COM
posite pig iron prices since July, cut
in mid-continent crude prices, and
sharp decline in freight traffic In the
week ended November G, which was
explained, however, by the widespread
observance of election day as hoh-
day.
The market upward during the early
trading, largely in response to low
ering of call money rates. Trading
was dull on the rally, although rev
"bull' pools tried energetically to bid
up special stocks in an attempt TO at
tract a public following. Merchandise
motor, chemical, railroad, textile and
tobacco shares presented several points
OF strength, but most of the gains
quickly melted away on the appear
ance of selling pressure.
u. s. Steel common, which had SOLD
MS high as ISL 3s, broke to 147h for a
net loss of more than three points
General Motors converted an early
gain OF three points into small frac-
tionat loss.
Case Threshing Machine broke 1875
noinYs 10 141 and then rebounded to
144. Loose Wiles Biscuit broke 7A
points to 141 on a few sales and Ad-
vance RumeIey preferred fell 6B
while Continental Baking "A and
U. S. Cast Iron Pipe each showed net
declines Of about three points. There
were a number OF two-point declines
the list including American Chemical
preferred, Federal Light and Traction
General Asphalt, International Harves'
ter. Pierce Arrow and Timken Roller
Bearing.
The early run-up in General Motors
was stimulated by buying for the ac-
count of shorts" who were disinclined
to pay the regular and extra dividends
of $5.75 which come off the stock or
Friday. Radio Corporation common
and preferred touch record high levels
at 6116 and 61&l, respectively Wool
worth touched 1864, the highest price
in nine months, on rumors of stock
dividend in December, but il was back
to 191 at the close. Rails yielded with
the industgials, although good buying
was reported in that group in antici-
patton of series of record breaking
October earnings statements North
western rails received good support
Call monty renewed at per cent and
then dropped to II, with funds in am
ple supply. Time money and commer-
cial paper rates were unchanged.
Commodity prices moved within mar
row and irregular limits. Active whea'
futures yielded fraction of a cent
bushel under pressure fronat traders
who look for large Argentine har-
vest. Cotton closed II to- II points
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-18
Small Fire Damages Roof Of
Dwelling on Fifth Street

Slight damage to the roof of a
frame dwelling on the corner OF
Fifth street and D avenue, occupied
by c. Clark, was caused by fire which
started at $3.50 o'clock Wednesday
morning.
The quick action of the local fire
department brought the blaze under
control with but negligible damage
to the dwelling and prevented the
fire spreading to adjoining houses.
A defective flue was given as the
cause of the blaze.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-18
NEW BRoADCAsT1NG RULE

CHICAGO Nov. 17-R)-Radio sta
tion VICES was directed today by Cir
cult Judge Francis Wilson to broad
cast on wave lengths which will no
materially interfere" with the broad
casting of "WGN' pending a supreme
court decision on radio air rights.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-18

net higher on good trade buying. Raw
Sugar was unchanged and coffee prices
yielded to 20 points.
Another sharp rise of near 10 points
in French francs, which ruled just be-
low 3.45 cents, featured the foreign ex-
change market. Norwegian kroner and
italian lire also s h ed marked
strength, but Brazilian mlreis were
10
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-18
LIBERTY BONDS.

NEW YORK, Nov. -R-Liberty
bonds closed: aus $1OO.16s first AXIS
$10217; second Az S S1OO.1S; third ANS
$lO15; fourth AIS $1O2.27; U. S. gov
ernment Az s $10S.2S.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-18
PLAN TO PREVENT
SALE OF STOLEN
CARS In MEXICO

Los ANGELES. Nov. II Especial to
the D:spatch)-The Mexican border
has been closed tight as drum to
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-18
COTTON MARKET.

NEW, YORK, Nov. 17:-tR-The gen
ieraI cotton market closed steady at
net advances of IL to IA points.
COPPER AND SILVER QUOTATIONS
The average daily quotation for cdp-
per and silver, as carried by the Engi-
neering and Mining Journal for the
week ending November IL. are as fol-
lows;
Copper, 1852. Silver, 53.19.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-18

mo Breakfast Complete Without
The Dispatch"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-18
TENDENCIES OF
WEDNESDAY ARE
REACTIONARY
lRv rhe Associated pressl

Total stock sales, l.562,7OV shares
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
Back to School

The public schools Douglas September 4 and the
children Of Douglas will giving
attention training
Young folks have enjoyed many
school they were glad
to get from school they
be able to get from
The high class attracting
pupils annually and
already indicated way
the children in
In connection with opening
of health
Hygea The Calonans campaign
which will be interesting educators alike
not pupils
Schools that attempt improve
made matter of great Importance child
Illness for fear lowering
oom WI III
days by one
child
Instead attendance
health
gold keeping children children
who have colds might
other school children during the the pupil suffering
disease therefore
There could
another
with prizes for individuals take them
they during year
The children taught their health that crowding
small irresponsible children
Sunday
especially The
practice
The of the California
worthy consideration by all
schools
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
BSA|E|S

If one was woman, Dempsey ana
Tunney could arrange to have their
fight by getting married.
Bricklayers are all right. Don't
lay many bricks. But look at the hen
she lays only one egg a day.
How can a man look pleasant when
posing for pictures which cost SIS a
dozen?
Mussolini spent his vacation on a
boat, and we thought it was the king
who was all at seat.
France owes more money than a
man.
An early winter is predicted, but
it's three months to late already for
it to be early enough.
Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
Avoid Killing People

this little
Some of those
themselves those
Eleventh
that from 35 to 45 miles
the city driving with
for
motorist
who to doing the community
the police the license numbers the names
of drivers who violating ne CITY,
of all automobiles past
particular
vice president Safety
unable protect themselves when
killed while playing in
to it that children
the
should the idea OF
taking nauseatng
the business streets they
forget they cautious residential districts
the school where great
numbers gathered of the school week
child the street may
head dash suddenly
it, without looking in either direc-
paying vehicles You cannot tell from
looking at child, just what S going
whitney gives which well worthy
Of perusa by even
and have absolute control of
only the street
they playing the curb the sidewalk
2. passing schools Fairgrounds
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
PRESIDENCY HOLDS NO LURE FOR HIM
force and effect.
(Arizona Republican,


Governor Vic Donahey democrat
seeking,
on o. the
He
doubt his constituenmong hem there
high qualities
q administrator.
onahey
living within days of
he
beyond
tempted
convention
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31

against false
eve
another
unreasonable record
We have believe a putting out of
from the stump An
anonymous circular
both except among silly
those closely to
If it is desirable to attack candidate
openly aaker be prepared
with his proof; him
that responsibility will
force and
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
Stewards Washington Letter
BY CHARLES p. STEWART
NEA Service Writer.

WASHINGTON, Aug. $3.50 many
brickbats are thrown at the govern
ment that it's a shame to withhold
bouquet when one seems to be In.
dicated
The justice department, then did a
mighty good piece of work when it
sat on General Enrique Estrada S
scheme to lead filibustering expedi-
tion into Lower California from this
side of the Mexican border.
Filibustering has cost the Uniteu
States lots Of trouble in the past.
The filibusters' motives may be
good-though generally they're purely
mercepary-but, at least, they're too
utterly irresponsible.
A country at peace with this one,
attacked from here, has a right to
complain. 'ts.f q
No military movement of any conse-
quence can be organized very secretee
ly. If Estrada had succeeded in
launching one from American soil
against Mexico President Gales would
have been justified in suspecting the
United States had winlled at it.
Mexican American re la tions are
plenty delicate enough now, without
| any such additional strain.
Any fly-by-night little bunch of
filibusters who try to butt in and
complicate matters deserves a good
spanking, the justice department,
holds.
General Estrada's expedition was q
small affair, but army men say it
might have gained control of Lower
California, where Mexico's forces are
weak.
Intrenched there, in the present
critical situation south of the Rio
Grande, there's no knowing, they say
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
WITH EDITORS
"a PROVED RECIPE FOR HAPPINESS"
(Bisbee Review


the American legion monthly
their majority half
Bsbee consider
good the Sep
probability questions coming
during deal with the constitution of the
following editorial of timely interest
wild continent handful of people
established
government The United
an political principle Roman republic
working limitations Of the
principle thirtyseven this
constitution which the famous English states
struck off Of
La This document
combined the desirable
autocrac state
ruled with oundycalculated recogn
mnories given to the
study judgment apt to be sounder
safeguarded those mnoies
of check
upon majority
wasa democracy four-wheel brakes.
United triumphanty
through it's periou period
style still The constitution has
or two of those view
enough The
George washngons gave upon created
institution de-
promotion earthly happiness of human beings
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES j. MONTAGUE
NOT so MUCH AFTER ALL

A Balkin king is not afraid
The wolf will ever get him,
No tailor's bills too long unpaid
Can worry or upset him.
He can drink stems of Pilsner beer
With white and frothy collars,
For as a stipend every year
He gets a million dollars.
on such a handsome yearly pay
A person placed so highly
Might hold 0 lordly sovereign sway
And lead the life of Reilly.
For even in this wealthy land
Which flows in milk and honey,
A million dollars cash in hand
Is quite important money.
But if. you dared not take a ride
Except in armored motors,
If every day you were decried
Ely citizens and voters,
If every time you showed your head
So that the folk might view you,
Some whiskered, discontented Red
Might send a bullet through you.
Perhaps you'd say that on the whole
Despite his compensation
You'd rather have your modest roll
Than rule a Balkan nation.
Perhaps the money that you spend
You have to earn or borrow,
But still you're fairly sure, dear
friend,
You won't be shot tomorrow.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31

bicycles tricyces roller skates
kiddiecars etc.
when approaching youngsters tching de' the
3 passing street sprnklers
hill that be used for coastng IN winter
Drivers should following:
peoples children about the dangers
street
2 the running board rear tire
or
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
WHY NOT RESTRAIN CAMPAIGN LIARS?
(Arizona Republican,


political
being ndulged
which will be
statement
garding
statement
vndicated. the statement
establishment
o
right that the public should be informed he denquene
candidates. protected
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
what--No spinach,

yes" said the golfer Il have haG
a tough day. Rained all the morning
and the greens at lunch time were in
punk condition.
Really" said his wife. 'And did
you eat them?"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
EmbaImers Not Needed

The condition of Willie Conway
who was killed yesterday for paying
a social call on another mans wife,
is reported about the same.-Little
Rock Daily News.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
Merely n Story

Smart Young Man: Have you a book
entitled, MAN, the Worlds Ruler?
Smarter Young Lady Librarian: Fic-
tion department, please.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
It Mnkes a Dlfference

First Golfer-I say, how do you
address the ball?
Second Golfer-Do you mean before
/ hit it or after 1 lost it?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
THE HEIGHT OF DELIGHr

There are many forms of bliss, but
none of them are quite equal to that
Of finding nickel in the little
pocket under the pay telephone.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
GIVE THEM THEIR DUE

All congressman do not vote In
their own interest. Some of them
support bills to appropriate money
to keep the country dry and thus put
up the cost of liquor.
Copyright, 1926, Bell Syndicate, Inc.j J
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
No Hurry

Negro Caller at Hospitals: "I came
to see now man rren Joe Brown was
gettin' along"
Nurse: why, he's getting along
fine; he's convaleseing now"
Negro: We'll, I'll Just sit down
and wait till he's through" h."-Brockto
Call.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
A PaIpnbIe Hit

What is your wife sobbing about
now?
It's her biscuit.
You should not criticize her biscuit
l did not. accidentally dropped
one and broke plate.-Louisville
Courier-Journal.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
Ensy WOrk

my husbands got the softest job
in town"
"Why, what does he do?'
He's tester in mattress fac-
tory"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
AMBITION

Apparently Henry Ford will never
be satisfied til all Gods chillun have
wings.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
SO They Would

A Hastings, Neb., man has eben
making brooms steadily for 65 years
and Phineas Shark, the eminent sta
tistician and mathematician, who
writes exclusively for this department,
estimates that if all the brooms he
has made in that period were laid
end to end 91.S per cent OF the young
ladies of today would say, Leave 'em
lay."-Detroit Free Press.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
Abe Martin

Spealzin' o. th' indimintable col
IeGe spirit, it took Artie Small,
Jr., almost seveh weeks t. learn
t. roll a cigarette with one hand.
1t costs entirely too much t. live.
Even Joe Kite, with one foot In
th grave, barely breaks even.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31

at the state department, the ext mt of
the disturbance it might have kicked
up.
The justice department squelched it
before it got started, and it's bouquet
is well deserved.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31

How long has that office boy
worked for your
About four hours"
-Four hours! Why thought ne'o
been here a long time"
"Oh, yes, he's been here two years."
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
PIucked From the Plains

Plucked From the Plains
What--NO Spinach!
Yes" said the golfer, Il have haG
a tough day. Rained all the morning
and the greens at lunch time were in
a punk condition.
Really said his wife. .'And did
you eat them?"
Easy Work
my husbands got the softest job
in town"
"Why, what does he do?'
He's a tester in mattress fac-
tory"
1t Makes "A Difference
First Golfer-I say, how do you
address the ball?
Second Golfer-Do you mean before
/ hit it or after 1 lost it?
EmbaImers Not Needed
The condition of Willie Conway,
who was killed yesterday for paying
a social call on another mans wife,
is reported about the same.-Little
ROCK Daily News.
Merely Story
Smart Young Man: Have you a book
entitled, MAN. the Worlds Ruler"Y
Smarter Young Lady Librarian: Fic-
tion department, please.
A PaIpabIe Hit
What is your wife sobbing about
now?
It's her biscuit.
You SHOULD not criticize her biscuit.
l did not. / accidentally dropped
one and broke plate.-Louisvill
Courier-Journal.
No Hurry
Negro Caller at Hospital II came
to see now man rren Joe Brown was
gettin' along"
Nurse: why he's getting along
fine; he's convaleseing now
Negro: Well I'll Just sit down
and wait till he's through"
Call.
SO They Would
A Hastings, Neb., man has eben
making brooms steadily for 65 years
and Phineas Shark, the eminent sta
tistician and mathematician, who
writes exclusively for this department,
estimates that if all the brooms he
has made in that period were laid
end to end 91S per cent OF the young
ladies of today would say Leave 'em
lay.'-Detroit Free Press.
Girl: "Can you drive with one
hand?"
Boy: you bet I cam
Girl: "Then have an apple"
How long has that office boy
worked for you?"
About four hours"
-Four hours Why, 1 thought he'o
been here a long time.'
"Oh, yes, he's been here two years.
"Slide, Kelly, Slider
Ten thousand husky voices called
for Kelly to do his stuff. Frenziedly
and heetically they repeated their
cry. With supreme dash of speed
Kelly responded. He summoned his
utmost wind and applied it TO the
of his trombone, and slid,
and slid and slid.-U. of Wash. Col
umns.
Baby raccoon, don't you cry,
\You'll go to college by and by.
Annapolis ~Lo8
Whats Jacks idea in crossing the
lake by boat and coming back by
rail?"
"oh, he just wants to give the lake
the -over"-Chicago Phoenix.
1. I call my sheik Imagination.
q Hows that?
L: He's always trying to run away
with me.-Blue OK.
A popular person is one who en-
joys, being bored.-vassar Vagabond
People in gas houses shouldn't liglrs
matches.-Stevens Stone Mill.
i've run my course" gasped the
runner as he finished the cross -couu-
try race.-Louisville Satyr.
"a horse just skidded around that
corner"
But horses can't skid.'
This one was tired.'-Notre Dame
Juggler.
Women are greatly in the majority
in the province of Ulster. Belfast alone
recording 23,O1O surplus" females.
~
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31
"slide. Kelly, sIide..

"Slide, Kelly, SIide!"
Ten thousand husky voices called
for Kelly to do his stuff. Frenziedly
and hectically they repeated their
cry. With a supreme dash of speed,
Kelly responded. He summoned his
utmost wind and applied it 10 the
mouthpiece of his trombone, and slid,
and slid, and slid.-U. of Wash. Col
umnS.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31

Women are greatly in the majority
in the province of Ulster, Belfast alone
recording 23,010 surplus females.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31

Girl; "Can you drive with one
hand?"
Boy: you bet cam
Girl: "Then have an apple"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31

Baby raccoon, don't you cry,
\You'll go to college, by, and by. 4
Annapolis ~Loa
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31

"A horse just skidded around that
corner"
But horses can't skid"
This one was tired.'-Notre Dame
Juggler.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-31

Whats Jacks idea in crossing the
lake by boat and coming back by
rail?"
"Oh, he just wants to give the lake
the e-over."-Chicago Phoenix.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-11-20
SO. ST. PAUL LIVESTOCK

South st. Paul, Nov. 2O--LP)-A
strong to 70 cents higher trade Fri
day brought the hog market back to
in line with the close of last week,
says the weekly review Of the United
States department of agriculture.
Bulk of the desirable butcher and
bacon hogs cleared ut l1.1OM1l.25;
a few palmer kinds 100. Packing
sOws reacted to a 9.5OM1O.OO basis,
the bulk going at 9.75. Pigs still car
ried the full effects Of the 25@50
cents stump and sold mostly Mt 1900.
Fat lamb values closed the week on
1875 basis for the most part, few
choice lots reaching 12.85M13.OO
Culls and heavy lambs held at S.OOM
1000, sheep continuing at 4.OO@6.O0,
Under combination of bcarish
circumstances, among which were the
approaching poultry season and con-
sequent glutted dressed trade, the
cattle market here in line with out
side conditions staged one Of the
sharpcst breaks Of the season. Down
turns by the close amounted to SOFA
rs cents on steers and from 25M50
cents on she stock. At the windup
fairly desirable yeaflings had to 60 at
9.25. while good quality shortfeds
stopped at 1885, with grass offerings
largely at 6.OO@7.OO. She stock drop
ped back to u 4.OOM6.00 bulk. cutters
to 3.25M3.75. with bulls from 5.OOM
5.25. Vcalers saggcd 250l5O cents and
closed at 9.25 generally. Feeder and
stock values slumped 25M5O cents
placing clearance for much Of the
steer run at 5.0O@6.25, with cows and
heifers ut 3.75W5.25.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-11-20
WHEAT MARKET
!. is UNSETTLED \!
Likelihood of Enlarged Euro
pean Demands Gives Mar
ket Some FirmnesS

Chicago, Nov. 2O-[R)--LikelihOO
OF enlarged European demand TOT
wheat did u good deal to give" firm.
ness here to wheat values today de.
spite lower quotations ut Liverpool
Assurances that the British Goa
strike was practically settled were
construed as bullish regarding whea,
on this side of the Atlantic. On the
other hand. weather conditions today
in Argentina were favorabcl, and
first deliveries of new Argentine
wheat are expected next week.
Wheat closed unsettled, II cent to
Y cent net higher, corn as to rs cen,
off, oats unchanged to " cent up, and
provisions varying from five cents de.
cline to IS cents advance.
Corn was firm early but selling
pressure developed toward the last
and reaction to under yesterday.
finish followed. Weather over the
west was somewhat more unfavOrable
Cash demand for corn was onl,
fair.