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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30
Keep Your Body Healthy
And Il Will Fight Almost Any Disease.

II Berlin Dr. Hans Kurzahn startled other doctors by
nouncng that cancer willis and dies in healthy body
When his colleagues asked him how he knew he said he
had Transferred patch of malignant cancerous growth from
patient to his thigh The cells planted in his
flesh, died shortly being unable to live in healthy body
you take care of your body keep up vitality to
high point, your body WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
We have in the blood the white corpusces called euco
oytes "phagocytes These the FIGHTING cells Of
the blood corresponding to the soldiers in nation
The red corpuscles the nourhng cells that good
oxygen and iron all through the system They to the
body what the farmers the cuvators the food producing
manufacturers, are to nation.
body IN good condition has In the blood the right PRO
PORTION Of WHITE and RED corpuscles
disease when there is blood poisoning other trouble
the number Of white copuscles increases enormously the
called count goes up by thousands upon thousands it
TOO high the patient dies for lack Of enough red
pusces So it is nation the military party the army
gets too big and powerful the nation gets into troube-re
member Germany with the Kaiser-too much army
Keep your body WELL BALANCED Keep the blood in
good condition the white and red cells in sufficient numbers
Breathe fresh air by day and every hour with wide open
window at night.
Take ENOUGH exercise only for few minutes jogging
ON the spot before window moving your
UP and down. Do at least enough whether you young
Old to breathing to increase in speed forcing
you to take very deep breaths.
Thus you will get rid Of the RESIDUAL AIR the air that
stays not renewed in the lungs when there exercise and
causes lung tissue to deteriorate.
Get regular Sleep eat temporarily and slowly exercise
ulary not excessively not TOO MUCH not TOO little Of
anything.
Do these things TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODY and your
defensive leucocytes will take Of YOU. is doubtful
whether disease from without take hold upon really
neahy human being There may be exceptions certain
very violent diseases such yellow fever typhus Aatc
cholera and the bubonic plague
But exceptionally healthy have repeatedly gone through
the worst Of these plaques and have come out well.
Their bodies in good condition disease could
hold
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30
There Are No Dead Spots in
the District
Northeast and Southeast Washington, and Tn
Enjoying Booms.

Don't let any impression you may have that northwest
Washington and It's suburban envrons win enjoy monopoly
Of the future development in this Capital City remain there
permanently.
Make little note of the highly successful celebration
Northeast Washington business engineered the other
night with throng Of 10000 people taking part in the carn
val events It viii put you to thinking. Then you will
drive through northeast and southeast sections Of the
District especially in the suburban portions you win be
agreeaby surprised at the wonderful developments in home
building and business Of all kinds
Then make another note to the important changes the
automobile brought and bringing in suburban activities
and you win get thinking that every spot in the District
miles around the District line in Maryland and Vir-
g4nia, Is becoming valuable.
There has grown up in recent years determination
The Of leading northeast and southeast citizens to boost
their sections and to look carefully after their
interests This Cemented civic spirit having phe-
nomenal effect. -
Live citizens associations have had much do with this
feiuvenated civic spirit and their leadership, backed and
encouraged by business IS going to carry the present
bcoms in those sections unprecedented activities.
Before the civil Capitol Hill the social and resi-
DENTAL center Of the District Later the trend toward
che northwest and rapidly increasing real estate values
velopent in the District There were sound reasons for this
of course but that for great many years
the District Commissioners all residents Of northwest
Washington and It was but natural Tor them 20 besoW favOrs
upon that section municipal improvements Senators and
Representatives who framed the appropriation bills for the
District had their homes in northwest Washington and many
Of them owned properties in that section.
In the last six eight years the Commissioners have
neglected the northeast and southeast sections in their es
mates for street and other improvements They have been
fair and the good effects of this being felt
There beautiful attractive parts Of the Dis
tc than the northeast and southeast and the building
business activities now on there are founded upon unusually
Given fair share Of public improvements in the future
backed by the existing civic spirit manifest throughout those
sections there VIII be great progress IN these parts Of the
District that viii result in huge increases in real
eztate values
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30
DIR. FRANK CRANES
DAILY EDITORIAL
- 80. FRANK CRANE
The Ctr Be0uti1 u

RTHUR s. BENT upon assuming the duties e pIesa-
dent of the Los Angeles Chamber of COmmerce, 49,
Al address which in respects was remarAaple
He did not talk about city plans for people 70 maAe MOI
money about factories power, electricity ana 3 O.
ma said the city had already paid enough atsenson y
snch things and ought to give thought % sne nsn
Iife ii should have municipal parks more mussC
sculptre and educational institutions In short snOsu
4urn s attention away from materiasm ana give
some attention to the higher and more spiritual values
This ~ 4 rather rare note III municipal history
Az rule such talk considered thoroughly mpracucaA
and academic. -.
1t il assumed that city its growth and develop
,ent entirely to peoples desire succeed n business
II is doubtful whether this Il the case
Perhaps ii the long it would pay cry queo =
much 10 devote its attention higher things Is does e
think all the time about waterfront railroads 80
houses -. q. =.
IT cannot be denied that life ID most Of the cities q sns
Tinted States is somewhat sordid. The cities are ugp
Those situated upon lakes rivers give over their
fronts to commercial purposes and they remain
I city were have definite plans Tor beauyng lsseA
and for cultivatng the doubtless would attract =
many as are attracted by hope Of gain
For city to be known art center ana place =
beauty viii appeal to thousands of people, Many Mouo
like TO raise their children Ia such ahs
more would like live out their own days ~ such 81
environment On the whole, any city can be induced g
devote itself the spiritual values IT viii De 1Ouno
that the other values will follow 3.
1T Is true of cities of individual that they IT'S
seek he kingdom Of God all these other things sna pe
added to them That Isl if understand By the kingdom
Of God the kingdom Of the invisible values
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30
By elsie ROBINSON

. all eunuaed IN with = needles
aacrifice and aemtimentality fna1
The world 81 20 years ago va
he'd rome rancid For senftment
faIity soon goes rancid. TTusting
Tillv of 1896 wouldn't leave heF
vyorfhless husband because Il Waa
sstoo wicked but she made liz
miserable for everyone BY neE
whimpering and uagging. Society
was full of shifting martyrs WORK
ing overtime on the job and palpl-
rating parasites who were too
se1lsifive to face stern realities.
Our youngsters were born when
that regime had come to ttg SICK
ening end In the late war Martin
They inherited 9 world befouiea
ana SCARED by pretense and COW
ardice and sentimentality. Ihey
cav how hate and fear and greed
and weakness underlay AL our
fine pretenses.
They saw all this az youngsters
had never seen 1t before. Ire
world was too busy fighting to
keen the old blindness and thrall.
The world needed their help too
desperately to send them back 70
their nursery. They were released
to & new and awful freedom Of
thought and word and deed.
That's why the youngsters q
today laugh as we try to piece
together our old sentimental molds
for life. That's why they discuss
everything without fear or favor.
That's why they razz martyrs and
ieer at saints and snort at digni-
taries. That's why they're Hard
Boiled Hannahs.
AND A BETTER THING
NEVER HAPPENED 10 TIE
HUMAN RACE THAN THOSE
SAME HARD BOILED HAN
NAHS.
They're going to raise Cain with
us, and with themselves, for
while. They're going to commit
an appalling amount OF foolish
ness and vulgarity and selfishness.
But even at that, their attitude -
better than the attitude Of their
forefathers. They've dragged the
whole human race out into the
open at last. It's a sorry expose.
but we had it coming to US. And
now, perhaps the great, rough
winds Of Truth may sweep us
clean.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30

cry when was that ageCr make
me wildly happy. And / believed
In everyone. But actually, Elsie,
] don't think my girl believes in
anything. She keeps saying,
you've got to show neT She
says IL you can't see q good sensi.
BILE reason for doing q thing you
shouldn't do it.
"The other day her Aunt Min
ME, who is unhappily married,
came to stay with us for week.
Minnie was crying and telling me
how dreadfully her husband acted
and how she was only staying
with him because Of the children.
And Alma, that's my girl, spoke
right up and said she was 9
'siYnp to stand it. and that 1t was
dren-if she had an ounce OF
CUTS she'd leave him and make
a decent home for the young
sters. I am using her actual
words, Elsie, to show how ter
ribly she talks.
What do you suppose IL the
matter with children today, Elsie?
They all seem SO hard, just like
my Alma. They all laugh at all
the finer things of life. My chill
dren sing a song called Hard
Boiled Hannah and sometimes I
think 1t Is what they are-all
Hard Boiled Hannahs. ! get so
discouraged and frightened think
ing what awful trouble Alma will
get into when she is older with
these reckless ways Of hers"
Don't worry. Mother. Alma
isn't hah as apt to get into
trouble as you were. Nor Is she
as apt to make trouble Tor the
other fellow.
I understand how you feel
about the sentimental side OF life,
NV dear. / know the regime into
which you were born. The world
was still pretty sticky when !
crashed in. But believe me, sis
ter. that sickness wasn't healthy
for the human race.
All the ignorance and repres-
sion. all those fears and flutter-
ings, the dumb obedience and
blind faith, the gushing tears. the
wrung hands, the mounting blush.
the graceful swoon--they sounded
fine in poetry and looked pretty
on the stage and worked up fine
in lithographs-but they were the
bunk to live with!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30
WAR OF TRUTH
By Garrett p. Serviss

Of knowledge today knew q little
OF the continuity Of its growth in
the past, perhaps their eyes would
be opened to the fact that ,theOl-
ogy. when neddling with the
physical world, has always found
itself opposed to the progress Of
science and has always been COM
PEELED to accept defeat after de-
feat, without any harm occurring
to the cause Of genuine religion.
A Serious BIunder
Galileo's discovery Of the satel-
Ntes Of Jupiter-which the theo-
logical doctors refused even to
try to see when Calico offered
them his telescope-was just as
much and no more a blow to
religion, or the belief in God, as
Darwin's announcement of the
long geological line of mans
descent. Jupiter's circliag satel-
lites and Venus's changing phases
were proofs, against which 1t
was useless to- shut the eyes, Of
the earth's subordinate rank In
the solar system.
Theology had made a serious
b1under in trying to hitch up
religion with the mechanism Of
the planetary system. Now we
see some theologians, but not
all fortunately, repeating the
Same fatal blunder in the field
Of biology and zoology.
Laws and ordinances Of states
are but spiders webs spun across
the path whe~ they seek to
obstruct the advance OF scien-
t1fic knowledge. Science being
human makes mistakes and Is
sometimes arrogant, but it cor
reefs it's mistakes as soon as 1t
becomes aware Of them and its
best spirits regret its occasional
initiation and over confidence. Its
whole progress Is a series Of ap.
proximations, but 1t goes ahead,
nevertheless. and it has never
had to recede from its main
positions.
The evil Of making religion a
secular subject and introducing
1t into schoolrooms 10 made fla
gravity evident by the present
situation In Tennessee as it is
described in the quotations that
have given above.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30
SAYINGS OF WISE MEN

nets, and simple faith than Nor
man blood.-Tennyson.
Everyone Is the son Of his own
works.-Cervantes
There are two levers by which
men are moved.-fear and inter-
est.-Napoleon.
It is easier to be wise for
others than for ourselves
Rochefoucauld.
To persevere in one's duty and
be silent, Is the best answer to
calumny. Washington.
Flattery corrupts both the re-
ceiver and the given rBurka
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30

He deserves praise who does
not what he may, but what he
ought. seneca
Many things difficult to de-
sign prove easy to perform.
johnson.
ALI who Joy would win must
share it.
Happiness was born q twin.
Byron.
We must accept things as they
are. Napoleon.
knowledge is power.-Bacon.
Kind hearts are more than coro-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30
NEGOTIATIONS
OF A WIFE
BY Helen Rowland
The Superior Sex
MAN is the superior sex-and
Nl we can prove it!


MAN is the superior sex-and
IN1 we can prove it!
Man will always be superior
to woman, as long as woman does
everything with an eye to how
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS."
Once, women tortured them
selves in corsets, chokers and
trailing skirts, because men adj
mired q modest, feminine wom-
an" Now. they go bare-armed.
and freeze their legs and ankles
in ''Ifude" stockings, all winter,
because they fancy that men are
most attracted by ''sex-appeal.
Girls used to spurn the most
innocent kiss and discourage the
most harmless love-making, be.
cause they were afraid ''men
wouldn't marry that kind of a
girl"
Now, they permit themselves TO
be mauled and kissed by the most
casual acquaintance, because they
are afraid ''men won't pay any
attention to any other kind OF
girl"
Once. they were clinging and
helpless, because men liked an
appealing" woman; now, they
are bold and snappy, because
"men like a poppy pal"
Why can't q woman wear
what she wants to wear. do what
she wants to do, and be what
she wants to be, because she
WANTS to? Because it's HER
style, HER way or HER idea?
You don't catch q man pom.
padouring his hair, shaving Off
his mustache or pinching his
feet, because he is afraid the
girls won't admire" him. II he
doesn't!
You don't catch a man kissing
a. girl he doesn't WANT to kiss,
simply because he's afraid she
won't go out with him any more,
il he acts "coy."
You don't catch a man going
around with girl who bores him,
just because ne ~ hHAAOuS "
appear popular" with the wom-
EN-
Not HE! A man picks out the
hat that Is comfortable and the
girl who Is amusing-and nothing
on earth can pry him away from
them, so long as they hold his
fancy.
A man goes where he thinks
he will be entertained or will
ENJOY himself-and, II he is
bored, he never goes there a
second time.
II q man gives up anything, II
is because he thinks 1t disagrees
with him-not because some wom-
an doesn't admire it or approve
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30

E6TSLsIE, my
III 1S-yearol
girl ID so hard
cries Martha Ed
wards.
II don't mean
to say that she is
i bad girl. She
isn't Only I am
afraid that most
p eOple w o u ! d
think she Is, the
way she talks. She
makes q joke OF
everything. A n d
she u sc uss . q
things I would
never have dreams
ed OF mentioning
w hen i w as a
girl. Why, when
I was is, girls
were so sensitive
and dreamy. I
re m . m Der the
least little thing
would make ma
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30
HOW TO EAT
CRACKERS
!.Mrs. Cornelius BeecIlnan-

nEAR MRS. BEECKMAlJ:
- The other day while in q
lunchroom, the waiter served
stewed tomatoes on the dish with
the meat and potatoes, I do not
like stewed tomatoes, so I left
them at one side OF my plate.
WIN you please tell me il did
right.
q. VIII you please tell me how
ono should eat crackers with
soup?
8. NV two small sons and I
are planning to take q vacation
In the country at q small hotel
this summer. I've heard that It
is proper to wear your hat at
luncheon and dinner. This seems
improper to me.
4. Also will you please ten the
proper way to greet an old
friend, one OF whom you think
very much OF and whom you
have not seen for years. I
want a way to express the hap
piness that il In me at seeing
the friend again.
MRS. q. w. n.
Yes.
2. Break q small piece OF tho
cracker and eat It. before you
break the next piece. That Is,
eat the cracker separate from the
soup. Do not put the cracker
into the soup.
3. Usually at q summer hotel
the women guests wear their
hats to luncheon, but do not wear
them to dinner. You see, in
the middle of the day they are
usually In sports clothes, and
hats are appropriate. However,
1t is not necessary to wear q hat
at luncheon at q summer hotel,
as it is in q hotel in a city. In
the evening, 1t Is customary for
q lady to wear a dinner-dress,
with no hat. A hat would seem
out-of-place at summer hotel.
But, in the city it would be
much better form for her to wear
a hat at dinner at q hotel, II
she were dining alone.
81 You should, dear lady say
to the friends just what you have
said in your last sentence OF the
question:: II am so happy at see
ing you again. Then Of course
you would begin to ask all kinds
Of questions as to how and where
the friend has been In the mean
time, and, IL 1t is appropriate,
when you are to have the great
pleasure of seeing him or her for
a long chat about old days and
new" Just let the words come
as vnYI fool fha Inv NJ fha roIIuiou
count, leaving out their supposed
celestial origin. is today known
to be true.
When the little jennings, Nv.
ing to a succession Of favorable
seasons and abundant food in their
elevated habitat, have so in.
creased as to overstock the coun-
trxr thav q r,a led hsr s,nrna instinct
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30
Football False Alarm

No doubt with sincere conviction the American Association
Of University Professors issues statement soemny condemn
ing collegiate football They say the game leads to dis
honesty, neglect of work. and drinking
Isn't that too bad OF course there evils attendant
the growth Of football to its present immense popularity
But the associations attack viii strike people as in
dcang that the profs are just bit jealous Of
sports Importance -~a~,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30
SKY RAINED
JENNINGS

TN the ancient lore OF the Scan
dinavians may be found tales
of q. little creature which periodi-
cally appeared in numbers so
vast as to defy computation, evil
IDENTIFY falling from the clouds.
These hordes Travelled across the
country needless of obstacles, even
swimming large rivers and lakes,
and never stopped until they
reached the sea, into which they
plunged and persisted. The &C
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-04-30

TT is a very pretty situation into
which the war on the teach
ing of evolution has brought the
educational interests Of the great
State Of Tennessee, IL the de-
scription Of It which Science Serv-
ice credits to Judge J. r. Neal Is
veritable. 1.-The appalling affect
of the anti-evolution law" he
says, lis written In the anxious
faces of every science teacher in
the high schools and the State
university"
He goes on to affirm that the
textbook commission Of the State
has either deleted the science
textbooks Of all reference to evo.
luton or selected new science
books Of an inferior character, be-
cause they contained no reference
to evolution also that many
timid teachers are becoming fear
full Of discussing scientific sub
jects even in private converse
tions." and that "the president
of the university and the admin
istrative authorities refuse to an
swer queries Of newspapers as to
whether the anti-evolutiOn law
has necessitated changes in text
books and methods OF teaching
science.
"They evidently appreciate the
danger involved In frankly an
swering this question. If they
should say yes, they realize they
would receive the contempt and
ridicule Of the scientific world; II
they say no, they subject them.
selves to criminal prosecution"
Another sentence reveals what
is, perhaps, the most unfortunate
feature Of the situation. as far as
the interests Of Tennessee stu
dents are concerned: discomfort
and dissatisfaction among the stu
dent body is becoming more APP
parent every day. The intelligent
and ambitious student who de-
sires later to pursue professional
courses in the larger Eastern and
Northern universities is becoming
apprehensive that his credits in
science will not be accepted by
these institutions"
How the pen OF VoItaire or OF
Dean Swift would have leapt into
singing irony and sarcasm On
such a provocation! If those who
blindly oppose the advancement
Of 1t or because he IL afraid
some woman won't marry him.
A man does what he thinks II
right or wise or what he enjoys
doing-and no woman's opinion
can stop him from doing it.
Not that men don't like the
admiration and approval OF wom-
en-. They do! They LOVE it!
But they love their own indie
pcndence q lot betterl
That IL why men are the Su-
perior Sex-and woman spends
nearly every hour of the day
trying to PROVE 1t!
(CaDyright, 1926. King Features
Syndicate, 1nOS1
, 1926-01-06
Minimum Bill or a
Deposit, AS Preferred

This is the table of minimum
monthly rates. with the alternative
deposit. according to the number of
farms per mile. established by the
Adirondack Power and Light Cor
poration of Schenectady. N. Y.
throughout its territory:
, 1926-01-06
CASPER HAS AUTO
LICENSE DEPARTMENT

Automobile owners will not have
to send to Cheyenne this year for
their 1926 license plates. Warren
Daley, state automobile inspector,
has opened an office in the court
house that Casper auto owners may
secure their numbers with little
trouble.
Any motor license may be secured
at the office, passenger licenses as
well as the truck plates may be OBJ
tanned with the payment of the reg
~istration fee. Mr. Daley plans to be
in the city for the next two months,
part of the time however it will be
necessary for the licenses to be
taken to Midwest to serve a own
ers in the field.
The office is located on the first
floor of the court house in the of
flee of county agricultural agent.
All desiring the plates should get
them as early as possible.
, 1926-01-06
TORRINGTON PAPERS
HAVE CONSOLIDATED

Torrington has followed the Gus
tom to which has become general in
the consolidation of it's two news
papers and Goshen county seat will
be served by one strong publication
under the leadership of l.. P. Loo
mis- n OF the best community
workers in the west.
The Goshen county journal had
been sold thirty days ago to J.. L..
Snyder who after operating it a
month during the cream of the sea
son and meeting the business men
and getting their views about dupli-
cation decided to sell to the Tele-
gram.
Towns being served by one COM
munity newspaper now include Pow
ell, Lowell, Greybull, Worland, New
castle, Gillette, Wheatland, Evan
ston, Kemmerer, Torrington and
possible others.