Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1926-07-30
Around the Town

| Around the Town
Ed Finch without his cane. looking
lonely. What's the matter, Ed Has
Emerson Cross filed for state sena-
tor OF did Oliver Morris call and leave
his congratulations
Why does the crowd stop and study
the Guptf Furniture sign on the rear
Of the store at North c and Wish
Izah7 Doc Messer seemed unusually
hilarious. # the sign painter LEFT his
Webster at home he wrought better
than he knew for everybody is get
ting , kick out Of TIE JOB. Brackin-
reed says cts an N. G. Sign"
The labor crowd playing the pool
at the Spar, Maude King, Doris
Humphrey, looking glorious THAT is
meant for both ladies'. no inyidious dis
tinctions aIlowedl. trying to repeat
the luck Of Maude. Here's wishing
them a low and high apiece on the
same card.
L. E. Hulteren smiling from the
front Of his limousine like the Prince
of Wales, must have sold another
$4,000 block Of property, or maybe
five cards for the Wynooche, all the
same to L. q.
Two boys putting up election cards
for Ed Finch. Leaving the Pennant
they dropped one. Pete Howard in
his Texas sombrero stopped the boy.
Don't be laying that good looking
man on the barroom floor" mo sir"
replied the young man, ''Ill hang him
on the telephone pole"
Doc Wheeler looking for his specs
and pocket book, followed By stray
pup. First thing you know Doc'll
have new breed Of Abyssinian Ca
zelle hounds out at Wylderwood ken
neIs.
Speaking Of dogs-Is it true that
certain editor tried to steal Harry
ALIENS bulldog and when the ex-chief
arrived on the scene, the scribe or
dered large orange TO cover his con-
fusion at being caught in the back
Of = drug store making love to the
big fellows pet7 Orange-aida put
up the flowing mead.
Garfield back form the labor con-
vention at Everett looking like Doug
lass Fairbanks in Don 9, Son Of Tor
ros. Some Of these young fellows can
make the old plugs look like dime
in Chinese money.
Braekinreed in suit Of overalls
with red letters between the shoulders
Ia red letter day fer Brack. Here's
wishing him many happy returns.
Louis Human riding a bike. We
suggest that he read the famous play
entitled the Importance Of Being
Ernest" Why keep dog, Louis, and
do the barking yourself7
A. ]. Stewart driving Josiah Jury
and wife or was it Josiah's neighbor,
Mister Pengara Hope he sold them
a farm. If all realtors were as real
as Bert there'd be fewer renters and
more homeowpers in Grays Harbof
county. Yes, we mean every word
Of It, and we don't owe Bert anything
but a thousand favors.
Emeneker, 'sThe Busiest Man in
Town." trying to stop the crowd
from breaking into get Al those Vic
tor records at IA cents.
Mac Stewart showing one Of our
leading editors Buick sedan. He has
the right idea, editors who are author
tiles on transportation should match
the right word with the right car.
Keep right on top Of him, Mac, he
deserves it.
Ed Dolan laughing at the cartoon
Of those inimitable soldiers Wallace
Berry and Raymond Hatton. It's a
good man that can get q kick out Of
his own pictures. May he never grow
old, never have less, and always sit
in on the show at the D q Z, like
the big god hearted kid he is today.
Grattan Higgins Of the Pitcher
Stores getting his mail-he gets it
every day. What makes him stop and
read It so avidly2 Is it a female lady
or just q Dun-and- Bradstreet His
radiant smile indicates the former, hia
action. pushing It hastily into the in
side pocket Of his coat, suggests the
latter. By Gosh and BY Heck, he's
got nothing on us. we get both kinds
and the lovely lady usually encloses
thu dunner But twas always 50 with
sefibbIeIa. up to the neck II love and
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