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New Britain herald., 1926-02-20
BUILDING INSPECTION
 IN THIS CITY

The action of the Common Coun- ell In uphol1ins the veto by Mayor Paonessa Of the plan 10 appoint full-time deputy building inspector evidently was a victory for tho mayor who had opposed the plan in view of the circumstances he enumerated. Ii also was based partly upon economic reasons. The facts seem 10 warrant the mayors assertion that as the deputy is al- ready practically putting in full time on this job it was unnecessary and illogical 10 give him better and more high-sounding title and still not require additional work. But the chief obstacle 10 the plan was the assumption that the build ing boom would not last forever, and that there might be less of if this year than there was last year: and that the boom would gradually get down 10 normal.
 We are not thoroughly convinced, however. that the inspection of buildings in this city needs 10 be done no more efficiently in the fu- ture than in the past. Certain incl dents the past few months have convinced most citizens that there could have been an improvement last year. IL is to be hoped, there fore, that though there be no full time deputy building inspector, yet inc inspection Of buildings be more seriously and effectively under taken.
 We are also not convinced that the building boom will greatly di- minish this year, So far there have been no such signs. That if will diminish appears 10 be supposi- tion which may be right and may be wrong. No one really can give an accurate forecast. Anyone who watches the issuance of building permits and glimpsos the records in the building department will conclude that the prospect for 1926 is that it will be at least q "good building year" in this city; and it must be remembered that to be such year 1t need not ap- proach the dimensions of last year.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20
SIGNS POINTING TO NEW BRITAIN

The city has learned with satis- faction that roadside signs direct ing traffic 10 New Britain have been posted for 5o miles around this city. In view of the constantly increasing automobile trafic in southern and central Connecticut during the summer months, such signs are q prime necessity,
 The posting of such signs has been left 10 private initiative, which in this case has been more efficient than public initiative. Interests which will profit from tourists when they visit the city have post ed the signs; 10 which no ono will object so long as the end sought has been attained.
 From h highway standpoint Ncw Britain is pretty much in the same position as it is regarding railroad traffic, We arc not on the main highway in This section, any more than w are or the main railroa line. The Boston Post Road, more famiiarIy known hcreabou's as the Berlin turnpike, IS several miles distant, and many auto!sfs pass along il Wuhon' knowing the proximity CT New Britain. Our main through highway appears 10 be the road from Plain,iIle, while tho roads from Hartford likewise are well 'ratrt"d. T. is from these Highways tha, mosr tourists 10 and through 'ha ely ran h" expected. Ye' no Ioubt thora arc thousands Nbo ioHrr os.r 'ha Harnn turn- pikc nho ~oH!l laA, a sjdvtrip 10 New Britain if ". proAlmly Of the city were brought ID their at- tontion. Nv Hrlfnu's reputation IS st least sushrieut 10 ue drawing card 10 some 'ounsts, and il is 10 be hoped tho signs posted wjI do efficient work.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20
Observation On The Wedthe7

Washington, Fch 20.--For east trn New York: Fair and continued cold Saturday; Sunday increasing cIouliucss and warmer probably fol- lowed by snow in north and central portion, For northern Now Eng land; Far af colder Sa'utday. Sun day increasing cloudincss with slow ly rising temperature. For southern Now EnEaInd: Fair col1rr in east portion Saturday; Sunday increasing cloudinrss and warmer.
 The weather wiI he mostly fair Saturday and Sunday in states east of the Mississippi fivcr. The tenn pcraturc will ba lower Sunday in portions of New England, but ii will rise Sunday in the interior of tho Middle Atlantic states and warmer Sunday at most generally cast of the Mississippi river.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

break, you can't turn 10 some qy pert bowler and ask him 10 get tir other pins for you, Tho tlipflops oi emotion which result are enough 10 more than repay for the money spent. Let us examine them. Vt lind:
 The bitterness when the first bal goes into the gutter.
 The outraged dignity and tho mad dened self-contompt when the sec. ond and third balls follow it.
 The satisfaction when the first ball hits true and knocks seven or eight 1 pins down.
 Tho cursing when you follow this by missing the possible spare.
 The sclf-pity if the miss is by only an inch or fraction thereof.
 The roscate bliss on those few oc- casions when the second ball also goes true and gives you spare.
 The unsurpassable anger al the fresh pin boy who stands in the aIs ley or filings epithets at his mates when he should he setting 'em up.
 The conviction that you are the victim of Homeric fate when you aim too well and hit the headpin s1uarely, chopping through for only two pins.
 The sputtering fury If the second ball goes through the hole thus opened.
 The cocly smueness if you get a ten after tough break.
 The careless apology if you don't
 The humiliation when you slip and tumble on the alley, your ball going wild. The utter silence when you find you have made nine pins on the play.
 The utter rage when you make but one pin on q spare.
 But there is no feeling which caE compare with that which sweeps over you when you peel off your coats, step to the line, and with your first ball, by some outraEeously lucky freak Of fortune. see the whole ten pins go flying this way and that and disappear, leaving an empty alley. Puzzled and at complete loss. your elation is completely sub ingatcd by the unspoken question. what do l do now?'
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20
25 Fears Ago Today

A very interesting program was given at the Grammar school vrs. torday afternoon in honor of Wash ington's birthday. Harvey Wooster spoke on Washington. Ernest Ncumann talked on Our Duty to tho Republic" and Henry Sautrr talked on America"
 A man walked into Peter Crona's barb"r shop the other day and said. Say. Peter, my boots are all worn out and l want you 10 ask President Mckinley 10 send me q new pair. You're q good fried of his and go am l." Peter took up a collection. raising s2.tN. and he will buy pair for the fellow. who will never know
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

the difference and win be very proud,
 Tho horsemen worked out at White Oak today Tho sleighs were carried over by tho trolley company on Hat cars, wheels Wcro exchanged for runners, and the brushes began. Among those on the ice were Wil- liam Doylr, Joseph Towers, E. l.. ltnke, William Hanson. Dr. Me Gulrc George scarrott and E. G. Rahcock, The Newtons of plainyilln were represented,
 A bad coastng accident happened yesterday afternoon when Arthur Francis, 6, of a9S West Main street. was thrown off ripper into Il big tree, He was severely injured about the abdomen and for some time was in d serious condition,
 Ne" Britain was represented yos- torday at the Sons Of the American Revolution banquet in Bridgeport by A. x. Lewis, C. J, Parker A. r. corbtn, l.. D. rcntjcd and ". II. Gladden..
 The executive committee of the Knights of St. Patrick Is preparing n banquet, The committee consists of J. M. Curtin, Patrick McCabr. James ]. ItutlodEa and Peter Curtin.
 pr +. N, Clark has quurantincd case of scarlet fever on Walnut street.
 It was stated yesterday that F. E. Hungerford would appear before the legislature 10 claim tho appointment of J. E. Cooper as assistant police court judge WAS invalid but aIr Hungeriord denied this today. He does say that the appointment is it. legal, but that the charter of the city was granted by the legislature and can be changed by that body if it wants. Nevertheless, this in- voltdatcs tho section at issue. Mir. Cooper will bo unable to sit on any liquor cases in which his partner. J. II. kirkham is prosecutor If Judge Burr is i'll when such q thing comes up, it will be necessary to call in a justice of the peace.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20
THE FUN SHOP RADIO STATION


 Announcer-Hello folks! This is station MFJ, broadcasted from the Fun Shop studios by remote con- trol We will now be entertained by the Fun Shop minstrels!
 Pcrsimmon Our first song, folkcs, shall be dat delightful little epic. titled: silky Threads on Five Dollar Bills"
 Intcrlocutcr - Nonsense, Pcrsim- mon! You mean silver Threads Among the Gold"
 Pcrsimmon--I thought if had somothin' to do with money, Mistah Intcrlocurnal. Did you know I had a job oncc paintin' silk threads on five dollar bills?
 Intorlocutoi-That's interesting, pcrsimmon, But what did you Ect out Of il?
 Pcfsimmon-Mah lawyer got the five dollar bills and I got de 30 days. Now folkes. we will warble daI mournful stanza, titled My Red Hot Mammals Got Cold Feet, But She Cooled Me With a Rolling Pin"
 We've just received q message from MT. I. D. Clair, of Wayhackkcn, Rhode Island, who want 10 know why we don't have more bedtime stories. What do you want us to do, MT. Clair? Tuck you in? Mrs, Targets, of the State Home for Aged Infants, wants 10 know what MFJ standG for You're on the wrong wave length, Mrs. Targets. MFJ never stands when he can sit down. Now here's wire from Jones and Son. Of this city. Ii says, 'if your account is not settled in full by the first Of tho month. we will place same in hands of our att iorncys' '-er pardon mo, folks. guess that's personal. I--er-read
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

Whether 1t would be to the ad- vantage of the city 10 erect muni- cipal building at tho corner of Main and East Main streets is d subject which interests business men, real tors, city officials and that part of the public which has dealings with the government It is conceded that the building now in use is anti quatod and inadequate. Officers are scattered all over the structure with little possibility of system being fol- lowed out.
 But there are other things to be taken into consideration inc most important of which is the cost of maintenance, The building in use costs the city approximately $S. year. The gross expense is about $32 ,Q00 but the money obtained from rentals makes up the differ~ "ncn. If a new city building were erected it is doubtful if the ovcr- head could be kept down to $S.- 500 or anywhere near it. It might be possible 10 secure an income from the rental of an auditorium. If one were included in tho plans. and other income might be derived from stores which could occupy the street floor. But there are many who think that the subject should be given serious consideration from the f. naucial anglo because they believe the city is escaping lightly under present conditions.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20
Facts tsondFoncies

History devotcs few pages to men or retiring disposition.
 A woman likes 10 tell what she knows; d man likes to tell what he thinks.
 Another sure sign that man Is drunk is his conviction that he needs another li'r drink.
 Advocates of income tax publi- city didn't use their best argument. They didn't even try to prove that incomes are scandalous.
 A writer speaks of "complaccnt provincials." Who ever heard Of any other kind?
 The wicked arc thWartcd at every turn, and it's seldom that q knee is pretty enough 10 be naughty.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

reply,
 Then ensued the following:
 This is So andSo, tho coal deal. CT, talking, read m your paper tonight that such-and,Suo Is sell. ing coal al sG25 ton"
 Yes Mir, so,and.so, that is printed in tonight's paper"
 Well, you know it Is an outrage to print it, don't you3
 Why is it m ou'rage?"
 "Why? Because any pinhcal fnoWs that coal ts scline for S1q q lon and thcro's dap little to be had Your paper is misleading the public, You should be ashamed of yourself. It's wrong. all wrong. You ought t0 be tarrrd and feath- cred, Any newspaper thut would print that when you know of tho distress people are suffering because of the high price and scarcity of coal ought 10 be pu: out of bus mess"
 This line Of conversation contin- hfd Tor seNcrnl minutes, Finally the editor was able to wedge fin q few words the coal dealer running out Of breath.
 "Mr. So-and So"
 "Wcll, what have you got to say for yoursclf?'
 Have you copy of the paper in your hand?"
 Yes l'vo got it right here. And there's the item right in front of my eye. It says Such-andSuch is of- fering coal at $G,25 a ton"
 'That is quite correct. Now run your eye up the column few mchcS.'
 Silence, while said eye was carry ing out instructions.
 Deeper silence for q minute.
 Then;
 T guess I owe you an apology, MT Editor. The cigars arc on me"
 MT. So-and-So had been reading the :Twenty-Fivc Years Ago To- day column. And twenty-five years ago coal was actually selling at $G,25 per ton.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

Thy would not permit Desire l-nd"r the Films" 10 be performed in London, and now the entire company has been arrested in los Angeles. A little more advertising like that and the producers will hay, 'o add road companies.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

There has been much discussion, lostiy in opposition. against inc proposed Rorahack electric mcr- ger in the state, let when the hearing was held before the Pub lie Utilities Commission there WAS no ono present to object That be- ing the case we will learn what NC expect to learn.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

Ina llizzard in the middle west again reminds Us that New England is mol the only section Of the coun- fry where they have New England weather
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20
COMMUNICATED
On Income Tex Question

Kcn@ington, Conn.
 February IS, 142f. New Britain Herald, Now Britain, Conn, Gcntlemcnt: Will you please settle an argu- mont through your columns as fol- lows:
 A contends that all married per sons whose net income vas $2,000 and who were exempted 10 the amount of $@,50o muet file q return for the calendar yrar of 1924. due 1925.
 E contends that only those whose net income was $2,560 must file q return for the calendar year 1924 due 1925,
 Yours very truly,
 "CUR1OUs." E is correct-t Ed1
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

The e5th anniversary of the marriage Of the Queen Of Holland has just been celebrated. Perhaps you can remember the name of the prince cOnsort.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

The biggest telephone building iu the world is heinz occupied in New York City And the company wants 10 raise the rates.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20
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Bobby had behaved very badly al the table and on day when there had been company 10 dinner
 At last his mothers patience was exhausted, and she took Bobby away from the table.
 Bob gave one look at her deter mined face. and whispered loudly: "Ma, which you goin' 10 takc-your hand or your sliprcr?"
 Mrs A. II. Marshall.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20
Member Audit Bnrenu oi Circulation

NiembsI Audit Bnrenu oi Circulation The A. E, C, h natioral organization whic, furnishes newspaper. and adreI. tisers with strictly honesi analSsI, of circulation. Onr circulation Eatistics are based upon this audit, This tnsufet protection against fraud in newspaper distribution figures to both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

X Connecticut woman Of 95 has begun having her hair bobbcd, N hich evidently makes her look like 60.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

The New Haven railroad seems 10 be learning that running bussos is n little more difficult than run ming trains.
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20
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Anita; "Dorothy's cough is very nnoylug, isn't it?" Marjorie: Yes, if she cant get it utrd she at least ought 10 get it .mrd.'
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New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

The Herald s on sale daly In New York at IIotalingr Newsstand. Times Square: sehultzs Newsstsndh Entrance Grand Central. t2nd Street
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20

When a Town Goes Forward It's buildings are tall. It's foundations are deep
 Its sympathies are broad. It's visions are clear.
 It's charities are large. Its ideal are high. When q Town Goes Backward--
 It's people are aimless.
 Its streets are unswept.
 Its yards are filtered.
 Its homes are unpaintcd.
 Its stores are dismal.
 It's citizens have no vision. When q Man Goes Forward
 He serves in every good cause. He enlists in every worthy cam-
 paign.
 He is wherever he is needed.
 He lends enthusiasm to the work. He speaks well of his town.
 He always does his part When q Man Goes Backward--
 He is afraid there will be q collec-
 tion.
 He is critical of everyone else. He is opposed 10 whatever Is
 recommended.
 He sees q selfish motive in every
 thing.
 He thinks the wrong crowd is in
 charge.
 He declines to have part in any
 thing.
 A news clipping appearing in this weeks paper related an incident in an English town of the search for an inhuman father who turned bis eleven year old boy out in the cold for ignoring parental authority. The police force was called out and posses started in pursuit Of the man. It was later discovered that the hue and cry was caused by fl newspaper item which, upon invcs- tigation. proved to have been taken from the files of tho paper which had been printed q hundred years ago.
 The incident recalls eimilar misunderstanding which occurred in this city during a coal crisis. The telephone rang.
 T want to speak to the cditor," commanded an angry voice at the other end.
 This is the editor," was the
New Britain herald., 1926-02-20
Cheer Ip, Folks, It Can't Last

Forever Our undernourlshcd furnaces have lost their "Pcp" it's true, Onr radiators never sing the way they used to do, But sure as there are winter days so surely there's q June, So lCt'a do their singing for 'em. Folks, and lift Il merry tune.