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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-09-17
BISMARCK GRAIN
Furnished by RUSSELL Miller Coz

cent per pound discount under
IS lb. Ear corn. 20 lbs, cents UNI
der shell.
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FURNITURE FOR SALE-One bed
complete, 2 bedroom chairs, small
rug, ice box, ironing board, clothes
rack, bathroom mirror, dresser,
also fruit jars. $40 Fourth street.
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SO. 81. PAUL. LIVESTOCK

South St. Paul, Sept. l7-(U. s. D.
Of A.l--Cattle 1900: strong ia
steady; several loads desirable Mon.
tanas included in run; one load short
fed steers $50; small lots yearlings
l0.75; bulk grass steers 0.OO@7.00;
mostshe stock 4.5OM6.5O: I'll cutt+"-,
3y36@l00; bulls strong; bulk 6.eoG
$50; feeders and stockers slow
steady.
a. Calves 1900: 80 cents higher; bull
good lights around 1900; heavy grasa
calves 6.LO@6.OO.
Hogs $500: steady to 3 canta
hi6her; most advance ON Desirable
lieAf kinds; light hoee selling II le0Q
GI3.2b; packing sows 10.760li.6O:
pigs steady; hulk 1900; average cost
Thursday 1874; weight 2S6.
Sheep 2.7QO: 0pepinE steady: bulk
fat let1bs early 11&6@19.96; best
kinds held Ate6er: ~ ewes 4.00G
0.bo: run included several loads Ore.
gon feeding lambs unsoA.
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MINNEAPOLIS RANGE
CHICAGO GRAIN

Chicago, Sept. l7-Le1-Cash wheat
No.2 hard 1874 @l.39a; No. mixed
1.27h.
Corn No. 2 mixed SOY; No. 2 yell
low 8l@6lz.
Oats No. 2 mixed 36H; No. 2 white
1890
Rye No. g, 961s.
Barley 66@73.
Timothy seed 6.OO@6. rs.
Clover seed 27.5OQ33.75.
Lard 1850.
Ribs 1880.
Bellies 1900.
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MlaCer.l.ANrous

MB8CGLLANEOUS
I WILL HAUL your ashes and gar.
bagc twice week this winter.
have special offer to make. l
haul cinders for driveways and
walks, cheaper than others because
the loads are larger. For service.
Phone 077-J. r. NJ. Burch. AIT
Seventh street.
FOR SALE-A 1905 model 90 Win.
chester repeating rifle. New and
in good condition. Price SIG. Call
ut III Mandan Ave. or Phone 1861.
II you want to sell your Bismarck
home or. city. lot at reasonable
price, let mo know. Tribune No. 90.
FOR SALE Underwood Typewriter.
Rebuilt. II inch carriage. Phone
525-J.
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HousEs AND FLATS

HOUaES AND FLATS
FOR SALE-Strictly modern 4 room
house with. barn and garage on
back Of lot. Also. Ford car with
truck body. Cheap irtaken ut once.
5l3 Thirteenth Sc. Phone 476W.
FOR SAILS room bungalow. Ga
rage. Small payment down, and
monthly payments at q very rea-
sonable price. For sale by owner
FOR SAILS room bungalow. CO.
rage. Small payment down, and
monthly payments ct : very rea.
sonable price. Phone 92l.
FOR SALE-A one story 38x40 house,
@ 34x54 barn and I acres OF land 10.
Gated northeast Of the country club.
Michael Hilscber. Bismarck. N. p.
FOR RENT--Five room house. In.
quire at PA Fifth St.
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APARTMENTS

APARTMENTS
FOR RENT--A very nicely furnished
modern apartment, including piano
and all electrical conveniences.
Clean and warm. Always hot wa
ter. To responsible couple. Will sub
let. SO7 Fourth street.
FOR RENT--A furnished modern
apartment. Also an unfinished
modern apartment. A Z room part
ly modern house, close in. For
SAFE bed iufoid. Phone 0O5 after
p. m.
FOR RENT-A very nicely furnished
small modern apartment for one
lady. Clean, warm, and always hot
water. SO7 Fourth street.
FOR RENT--A ; or room modern
apartment furnished or unfurnish-
ed. Write Tribune No. "a.
FOR RENT - Furnished apartments.
The Laurain Apartments. Phone
3U3. b. F. Flanagan, Prop.
FOR RENT Furnished apt. Also
sleeping room. Call 434 during the
day and 0GOLJ evenings.
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Tribune Classified Advertisements
@ RH6MR ia ~ 81 - :. = II y T:
MALE HELP WANTED

MALE HELP WANTED
GOVERNMENT PATROL INSPECT
TOR-Guards needed frequently
for Canadian and other borders.
$l,66O yearly. Particulars free.
Write. O1mcht, 33.P., 81. Louis,
Mo. Immediately.
WANTED-Men and women 70 leafu
Barber trade. Great demand. biz
wogcs. Few weeks completes. Gaia.
log and special offer free. MoleI
Barber Colle9e. Fargo. N Dab.
BOY WANTED-l7 years or over to
do odd jobs. 807 Fourth street.
FEMALE HELP wANTID
WANTED = Competent girl who UNI
derstands house work and cooking.
Highest wages. Apply 2O0 w. ROs-
ser st. Phone O22-M.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-06-25

much children can learn in two
weeks. Special thanks is due the
faculty of teachers and the coopera-
ton parents and friends who have
made this years school so worth
while.
Come to Church
Welcome to our services Sunday.
Church school at 10 o'clock. Morn
ing worship at IL o'clock. The sub
ject of the morning sermon will be
"The Everlasting Realities of Faith. .
AT a special meeting of Church
members and officials Monday even
ing, steps were taken to find a new
pastor to succeed Mr.. Boone whose
resignation was read last Sunday
Mr.. Boone has accepted the call tC
become pastor of the Sidney Peoples
! Congregational church. 1t is greatly
hoped that the new man will be founC
and ready for work by September LIST
At DOOley
Remember the service at Doole,
this Sunday evening at 500 o'clock.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-06-25
LOcalNeVeS

Miss Gladys Dodge of this city left
last Thursday for Miles City, where
she will attend summer school.
Court Reporter Ed. Koser made a
business trip to Scobey last Tuesday
and returned home the following day.
Attorney Paul Babcock went to
ScObey last Tuesday to attend to leg
al business matters.
Special. Mems HOIeprOOf Hose
Pure thread silk. pair $500, all col
Ors.-JOhnsOn's Store. adv. 12-1t
A pair of tortoise shell-rimmed
glasses have been left in the Office ot
the Producers News. Owner may
have them on proper Identification.
If you are figuring on new truck
don't fail to look over the Improved
Chevrolet. The most economical
truck on the markety. Ask for a de
mOnstratiOn. Peterson Company. ADJ
Messrs. Fred Olson, Daniel Peter
sen and Carl Lodahl were among tn,
Dagmar farmers attending to bust
ness matters here first of the week.
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DOOLEY

G. C. Epler and son Deane drove to
Froid Tuesday to take in the celebra-
ton held at that place.
Mr.. and, Mrs. III, E. Burnham and
Mr.. and Mrs. Art Mantle returned
the last of the week via car from
Florida where they, spent the last
year. They will visit relatives here
for about month and then drive to
Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Scott were
Fleetwood visitors last. Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Peterson were
PlentywoOd visitors last Tuesday.
Anthony Druse came up from Mi.
not, N. D., last week to spend his va
cation with relatives.
Olaf Reitan and family left Wed
nesday morning for an extended trlI
through the parks and west coast.
Buddy Leibach returned Tuesda!
from the hospital at Kenmare wher'
he had an operation for appendicitis
Peter Bruvold and Blain Van Pei
were DoOley visitors last Monday.
Hans Stenseth and family left Mon
day by car for a trip through Mort
Dakota and Minnesota.
Mrs. Bert Klakken was a Plenty
/. wood visitor Tuesday.
Otto Donaldson of PlentywOOd wa
Dooley visitor last Monday.
w. D. DOoley was business visit
or in Plentywood last Thursday.
August Olson of COmertcwn was
-Dooley visitor last Friday.
Axel Ekstedt drove to Plentywoo
Monday.
H. E. Burnham and Lee MunsC
autoed to Froid Tuesday to after
the celebration.
Mrs. A. NJ. Cadas of Bainville
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-06-25

South st. Paul-The market in gen.
eral in the cattle division was about
on a steady level, as was that on
light hogs, while veal calves, lambs
and old crop lambs took a so cent
tumble compared with the weeks
opening sales.
Considerable dragginess was evil
dent in the cattle division at the start
although the trade at the close found
both heavy and mediumweight bull
/ locks selling at $3.50, yearlings stop
ping at $685., while the bulk of the
run cashed at $500 to $780, Fat she
stock sold at $4.75 to $500 largely
/ for cows and $500 to 1925 for heif-
ers. Gamers and cutters made fair
clearance at S3.75 to $4.25. Bulls
were firm sellers at $5.25 to $5.75,
some heavies reaching $500. Veal
calf prices were hammered again to-
day, declines figuring around SIPS
for the first two days this week.
Packers 6roves bulked at $10.25 for
good light kinds. Feeder and stOcker
trade was very dull.
Light hogs were in best demand on
Tuesday, these kinds selling about
| steady while heavy mixed kinds and
packing sows suffered the greater
= loss. Most of the desirable merium
and heavyweight butchers sold al
$13.75 to $14.OO with sorted 100 tc
$50 pound averages selling at SHAPE
mostly, lighter weights up to $14.50
Most offerings mixed with packing
sows cashed at $500 to $3.50 with
straight sales of sows at SIPS tt
$3.50. Bulk of pigs weighing form
/, 120 down sold at S15.25.
The reduction on fat lambs ant
yearlings for the first two days thi
4 week amounted to S1.5O these drop
4 ping another SOC recently placing tn
! best lambs at $3.50 and yearling
I at $3.50. Ewes are selling at $40
: to $500 according to weight and fin
3 ish, to packers.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-06-25
j cladrs Krebsbach Is accept

a.. GLADYS Krebsbach has accept
MISE SSosition in DR.. Steele's Office.
q nan on a two-rOw corn cultiya-
4 sna l,- ~, Go. 12tf
w-s George Pierce had her ton
PIE moved Thursday at DR.. Steele's
clinic.
pl ~; q few friends at their home
5s.t Saturday evening.
u. Nelson came from Bainville
= y saturday to spend the week end
L ri with his family.
We have some good second hand
AZ IN hand now-see US for special
ee @,s on these. Peterson Co. 12tt
Mics Ruth Swenning enjoyed Wis
,. grom her sister from Ambrose, N
n few days first Of the week.
m and Mrs. E. I. Miller left Tues
5.~ evening by car for Radville
e 90 Can, where they will attend
he ball games between PlentywOOC
and that place.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-06-25
AT THE CHURCHES
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH
Most Successful Church Vacation
School Closes.

Most Successful Church Vacation
School Closes.
Without doubt the most interest
ing and worth while Vacation Church
School that we have ever had has
inst come to it close. Every child
would have been eager to have had
a longer shool. The enrolment was
forty. Both the religious instruction
and handwork parts of the school ac-
complished a great deal in the two
weeks. The playlet Everyday Mag
ic" put on by the Primaries and Be
ginners on Friday afternoon was GER
tainlv fine. A good crowd Of parents
and friends was present to enjoy
this little play and to see and buy the
exceptional display of handwork
made bv the children. Almost every
thing was sold. Seventeen dollars
and sixty cents were taken in from
this sale, the same to go for Mis-
sions. The Special Sunday School
collection of Sunday also went toward
this Missionary. fund making tota
resulting from our School of twenty
four dollars. Besides this the child
rem gave the moving picture box t
the Hospital for the entertainment O.
sick little folks and a doll cradle t
Leona Ma Gabrielson, whose sickness
made her attendance impossible. Tn
final program by the children on Sun
: dav evening was a revelation OF hoy
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-06-25

visiting her daughter, Mrs. Adry Mel
son.
w. D. Burke and George Carlson
drove to Plentywood last Friday.
M. E. Arneson of Antelope was a
Dooley visitor last Tuesday.
Tom Brochley of Comertown was a
Dooley visitor last Tuesday.
Mrs. Fred Tarno of Daleview visit
ed at the johnson home a couple of
days the first of the week.
Mrs. Paul Fuhs left last week for
visit in Minneapolis and Chicago.
Sheriff Salisbury of PlentywOod
was a business visitor in Dooley the
| last of the week.
NOTICE
The Dooley Feed Mill will be CLOSED
beginning July 9Th for about two Oh
three weeks. adv
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-06-25
LUTHERAN CHURCH
A. M. EGGE. Pastor.
Convention Sunday

convention OuIludy
Let us all come to the convention.
A good and profitable meeting is anti
cipated
The opening sermon will be preach
ed by Prof. J. N. Brown, president of
Concordia College, MoOrhead, Mimi,
Saturday morning at 1000 o'clock.
The afternoon session begins at 2
o'clock.
The evening session beginning att
o'clock will consist of readings, reci-
tatiOns, piano and vocal solos by the
members of the various leagues of
the circuit. There will be special mu-
sic by the choir.
Joint choir rehearsals will be held
Friday evening and between sessions
Saturday noon and at the close of the
ievening sessions Saturday. All the
isingers should try and be present at
these rehearsals.
Sunday forenoon we have the Con-
vention sermon by Prof. Brown. The
convention offering will also be re-
lceived at this time.
The grand council under the able
Leadership of Mrs. Oscar Opgrandt
will be given by the united chOirs Of
about go or 70 voices. This will be {
musical feast. Some of cur bes
chorals interspersed by number O.
lanthems will be rendered.
/ Let those from out of town TAX
their lunch baskets and stay all day
Coffee and cream will be served fire.
at the Lutheran church basement a
noon of each day.
Miss Mabel Goss will start schoO
at the Dooley Lutheran church Mon
day morning at 900 o'clock, June Is
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-06-25

Peter Glein, farmer from south of
Dagmar, was transacting county seat
business matters here first of the
week.
Come on. Let's go. Get your name
on our long list of satisfied ChevrO-
let owners. Peterson Company.
Miss K. Boris arrived first of the
week from Minneapolis, Mimi, to as
sist with the work at the office OF
County Attorney Erickson.
For Sale-Cheap if taken at once,
good 31a inch Studebaker wagon with
125 bushel grain tank, just like new.
Peterson Company. 12tf
Miss Sarah Hansen spent the week
end visiting at the home of her sister,
Mrs. Anton Andersen, and family, at
Reserve.
See us about that new Truck for
fall delivery. Come in and talk it
over. Cash or terms. Peterson Com
pany. adv,
Christ Christensen spent the week
end visiting with his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Neils Christensen in the Dag
mar country.
Miss Margaret Helander arrived
Tuesday from Minneapolis. Miss
Helander has accepted a position il
: the Producers News Office.
: Miss Margaret Huebner left las
week for Miles City where she will
attend summer school for a few
months.
Lauritz Jensen, Antelope is tn
new Watkins Dealer in Sheridal
county. He will call on you regular
lly. adv. st
w. D. Dooley, one of the old tim
farmers and ranchers of the Doele
country, was attending to bushes
matters here last Thursday.
Nels Petersen, farmer from tn
Dagmar country, was transactin
business matters in PlentywOod fir;
] of. the week.
Get your shoes for the 4th. at JOIN
I: sons Store. A new shipment has ju:
arrived and more coming. Prices a
|: ways right adv.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Hendricks wei
! in town from their farm south
! town last Monday afternoon atten
ing to business matters and doiT
] some shopping.
/: Mr.. and Mrs. Antoine Andersen ar
! daughter Edith and Mr.. and Nh
! Hans Andersen were here from r
+: serve last Saturday afternoon, ha
F: ing some dental work done and dOiI
I some shopping.
Z Mrs. Carl Bull and daughter Ha
riet left Wednesday for points
f: Minnesota, where they will spend t
/: coming month or six weeks visitn
: at the home of friends and relative
: Mrs. C. L. Johnson and son le
: Sunday for Seattle. Washingtc
+: where she will spend the SUNNI
I: months visiting with friends and rel
: tives.
: Mr.. and Mrs. o. M. Torgerson Il
: for their home in Minnesota IL
/ Thursday after having spent a cOul
of weeks in this city visiting at
: home of Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar c
Z grande.
f: The members of the Bridge CT
were entertained at the home of M
Carl Peterson last Thursday aft
! noon. -Four tables were in play
several hours when a delicious lunC
: con was served.
: Mrs. Mary Olson came over FRI
: Kenmare, N. D., last Thursday
spend a few days looking after
business interests in this city and
"Isl it with old-time friends.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-06-25

Mrs. John King, who has been at
Minot, N. D., for the last two months,
having an operation performed on
here eyes, returned home last Satur-
day. The operation was successful
and she is now able to see a little and
as soon as her eye is completely heal
ed up Mrs. King will be able to see
as good as ever. She is very happy
now, as she will be able to see, for
she has been blind for about twelve
wears.
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NOTICE

The Auction Sale of Household
furniture advertised on Page z
is the furniture of VIM. SchlOes-
ser, of Westby. Mont. and the
sale will be held at his home at
that place Thursday, July 5 at
one o'clock.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-06-25
SCOPES APPEAL VERDICT IN FaIl

Decision on the Scopes auueal
to the Supreme Court of Tennes-
see will be announced in the fall,
according to a dispatch from
Nashville. During the hearing
the cOnstitutiOnality of the anti
evolution law under which John
T. Scopes was cOnvictedNwas chal-
lenged.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1926-06-25
VEALERS LOSE
ANOTHER SOC

Fat Lambs and Yearlings $1.5O Low
er Than Weeks Opening-MOst
Classes of Cattle Sell on About
Steady Rates-Heavy Hogs Lower,
Others About Steady.
The Washington times., 1926-11-19

Cranberry mullins will go long
way toward making up for the
BURBERRY mullins that make sum-
n1er breakfasts and luncheons such
pleasant meals. Mix together two
cups of flour, two tablespoonfuls
of sugar, one-third of teaspoon.
full of salt and four level teaspoon
fuls of baking powder, then add
gradually three-fourtls of a cup
of milk, one egg (well beaten) and
three tablespoonfuls of butter.
when blended add two-thirds of a
cupful of cranberry sauce. Bake
20 minutes in a moderate oven.
And If you want perfect orgie
of cranberrires-a dessert that
simply reeks with cranberries in.
side and out-drop dumplings into
creased ramekins ON top of gen.
erous layer of richly sweetened hot
cranberry sauce. Steam twelve
minutes and serve with a foaming
sauce made by cooking sugar with
cranberry juice and adding to the
welf-beaten white of egg as in
making soft frosting. Pour over
dumplings while hot.
The Washington times., 1926-11-19
Beautiful, WOrldly-Wise and Eagerly
Seeking FrivOEty, Is Derry
Heroine of the Story
WHAT HAS HAPPENED so FAR

Thomas business girl while shopping per-
% Landor young whom she has not met to Tor
afford. He leaves without
learning Mr. Osande dealer in antiques her employer
leaving charge promise not
for three Derry wins admirers among them
Beverley Greenway. Preston Smith, New York adrman LICK
Oey wealthy deante; Martin Cole playwright and Prof
Walter Bay expert in cousin OF
Wowdean French leading lady in Coles plays turns out TO- pc
Derry will marry interested in Bakey
frequently the Recherche fa ION" Bile rght club
there but he gives sign of having met
jealous of BakeIy and Derry urges
Landor calls at Derrys office on
ball She goes sailing
with Oey They caught fog ana forced 70 spend
The night the boat The next morning Derry seen ny
swimmer clubs Wlll0wdeS7 ngs one -
hypnotic globes and leaves il in Dys room Martin
recognized Derry the boat appears
and Lander take her to secluded corner on
mpusvey kisses her. then apologies Hidden from
W0dean confess her love for bakey Derry
discovers that Tony 0ey. who has been
ding under mmasked by the sudden appearance
o lis wife Mrs EWay tells Derry that her husband
reenway becomes jealous OF Tony and
India She persuades him 70 wait and accom-
pany trip to Montreal in three weeks Mrs Preston
Smith accuses Derry her husband Wlowdan tries to
call off the trip with GTeenway and Derry wonders
W0wdean love for Blakey viii her Tired OUT she
tries The morning lumines Blakeys hyp-
ii, drifts into strange dream
Derrys sister dead and calls Preston Smith he
WOwdean and Baey arrive and discover
herself Derry to and asks what
sister tries to tell what happened
barry suspicious Greenway mysteriousy leaves for
3
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BY HANNAH WING

THE burberry has given way to
Il the cranberry and the color
of our market places has changed.
Nov is the time to bring out the
favorite recipe for steamed Gran.
berry pudding. cranberry pie
with or without raisins-to serve
the always delectable cranberry
sauce and to tuck these delicious
berries which are the true fruit
of the fall and winter into all
sorts Of inches and corners Of
ones cookery.
For instance. with a turn of the
wrist one can cut squares from a
nodded cranberry sauce. place it
on several crisp leaves Of lettuce.
give it a sprinkle of chopped Gel
cry and nuts and a spoonful of
mayonniase dressing and 10, one
has a cranberry salad. PITS of the
jelly are always useful to decor
ate fruit salad and clear jelly add.
ed to mayonnaise dressing gives
new life to time-worn salads.
To make cranberry fritters make
The Washington times., 1926-11-19

danger it is up to you to make choice. Will you
take chance of disease will you safeguard your
health by the proper care? IF you decide the safe
side remember this all-important fact
You can clean the surfaces of your teeth, but
toothbrush can reach between the teeth into the
little V-shaped crevices along The Danger Line where
teeth meet gums.
That is why Squbb's Dental Cream made with
Squibb's Milk of Magnesia, developed. Milk of
Magnesla has been long known as safe effective
antacid and Squibbs Dental Cream contains more than
SO per cent of Squibbs Milk of Magnesium amount
ample to neutralize dangerous mouth acids for con-
siderable time after use
Thus Squibb's Dental Cream protects against decay
IN two ways. 1t cleans your teeth beautifully and
where the brush clean it sends little particles
OF MIX OF Magnesia to neutraze the harmful acids.
ISN'T It common sense, then, use Squibb's Dental
Cream! AT drug stores-40 cents tube.
The Washington times., 1926-11-19

days OF play will be over. Help
me to get up a farewell bachelor
girl dinner. will you, Prenny. -or
the very last?"
Aren't you going to play at
all?'' asked Prenny dolefully.
Very Choice
Saturday nights / may go to
the movies" she said in the man
ner Of one making perilous con
cession. "But not with you, old
thing. or Bev, or Marty, or Dick.
or-anybody. Back to your happy
homes for you. You may send
me that birthday case of cham
payne for my dinner and you
shall sit at the other end OF the
table and be papa, and at sunrise
we'll all sing. Aud Lang Syne'
AL that can sing by that time
--and I'll go around the table and
kiss you all good-by, but you the
last. because I'm awfully fond Of
you. Prenny, and IL you were q
real widower I'd probably forget
all my good intentions and marry
you just for the satisfaction OF