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New Britain herald., 1926-09-13
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Mrs. Powers: Just think, dear. A little silllworm made the material for my beautiful new dress!" Powers: "Silkworm? You must mean a spider"
 Eleanor Brewer.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13
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Tho only profitable advertising medium ,eor aIvsy, open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

The upper and lower classes are the two that can eat in public With out feeling self-conscious.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

To each three thousand of popu- lation there are four boarding house keepers whose husbands like to sit and argue.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

e "Go to the ant" is good advice, except for husbands. A husband in the kitchen is just as much of a nuisance as an ant,
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

If a boys hair were left uncut it never would grow as long as tha average girls, as women have a stronger growth of hair than men.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

nh. Herald is on sale daily In New York at HotalnEs Newsstand. Times souars: schuitz's Newsatands entrance Gr.ud Central, 4cnd Street.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

Wheeler says a bread and water diet would be a good thing for bootleggers. For that matter a week of it might be a good thing for all Of us.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

If you're a somebody, you can get by without fine clothes; if you're nobody. the finest of clothes won't change your status.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

Dutch Fokker will become an American. An invitation 10 do that in 1916 would have saved lot of Americans.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

The true explanation of crime waves is that a lot of people are lower down than a snakes chassis.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

As to Lifetime cars" think how you'd look now if you had bought a lifetime brown derby.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

The only ones who must compete with dead people are authors and widower's second wife.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13
FactsandFancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

Parties split at times. The won der is that candidates don't, the way they straddle.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

An, well; very few rich men wear more, eat more or have more run than ordinary folk.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

Now that hoz-calling contest has been put on over the radio. why not go the full hog and let & real hog hog Inc air?
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

Entered at the Post once at New Britain
 s, Second Class Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

Twins occur every cath birth, But of course few families have that many.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

What the country really needs IS less birth control and more sell control.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

"Winter rds us of insects" What about the golf bug and the political bee?
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

Correct this sentence: she made herself beautiful" said the gossip, by using the cosmetics aover'lseu in the cheap magazines.
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New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

Men needn't despair. They can get digniiied and say sWlmmlng IS woman's game anyway.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

Why We Are in Favor of Capital
 Punishment! Vaughan: "I went out to be ball. game yesterday" Margie: Tt must have been pretty cold out there.' Valghn: Not very Why" Margie: "I heard they were sliding to the bases
 Waldo Ostrom.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

Will the state conventions this week furnish classical harmony or iazzo
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13

The annoying part of having a car pass you is that the speed cop gets you instead of him.
New Britain herald., 1926-09-13
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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-12-01
SMALL TOWN TALK


If you have good health and are out of Jail,
YOU don't need any other good luck.
ftf
Since man to man is so unjust, we hardly
know which one to trust. We've trusted many to
our sorrow, so, pay today-we'll trust to-mor-
row.
tt
Hanging is too good for Jim Landy In his
Olivia Times last week he advertised "a choice
assortment of Xmas cards" XMAS cards!
And that from man who poses for a line
Christian gentleman, as Jim does!
ftf
Just the day after Thanksgiving one OF the
newspapers of the Twin Cities was brutal
enough to announce that some over-busy M. u
had lust discovered that Cancer is caused by
oyereating." Now wasn't that the heck of a day
to make an announcement like that?
tt Il
aft all the money were divided equally eacn
American would have little over $40 to spend
for gasoline" figures out the Baltimore Sun.
We wonder if anybody viii care if we spend ours
for Christmas presents instead. Wed much
rather.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-12-01

1Uu VIII gam just I11Ile uo1iaIS d
day by keeping on at school, Stats
tics show that every additional day
pupil keeps on in school adds nine dol
lars to the sum he is likely to earn dur
ing his working life and a high school
education adds $4,000 to the whole
amount he will likely earn after leaving
school, The average unframed man at
tains to maximum of $1,000 year by
the time he is thirty, as compared with
the maximum of $4,000 reached by the
high school graduate at forty. The
earning power of the unframed man
decreases with the piling up. of years;
that of the trained worker usually in
creases"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1926-06-28

Dainty, Serviceable Wolfe, in dot
designs of almost every conceivable
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with colored dots.
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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
U. of A. UndercIassmen
Win Debate Over Junior
COllegians of Phoenix

TUCSON, April 16-University of
Arizona underclass debaters won by
unanimous decision of the judges over
two-man team from Phoenix Junior
college tonight.
The debate here was one of four
held simultaneously in four junior
colleges of the state as members of
the Junior College Debate league. The
University of Arizona is represented
by the freshman and sophomore years.
Harry N. Renshaw anad Ivan Robi-
nette affirmative debaters for the uni
versity, defended that side of the ques-
ton at hand against Bert Morse and
Dwight McCluer of the Phoenix Junior
college. The question was:
Resolved, That the federal govern
ment should adopt the policy of grant
ing franchises to private corporations
for the purpose of building and ope-
rating power dams on the Colorado
river (constitutionally conceded).
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
LYNCH DEFEATS
|. ALVARDO BY
TECHNICAL K. @.
(By Dispatch A. p. Wire)

PHOENIX, April 16.-Jack Lynch
University of Arizona student and
light heavyweight champion of Ar1
zona, tonight won a technical knock
out over Louie Alvarado of San Diego
in the fifth round of a scheduled TO-.
round bout A left to the solar plexus
and a right to the jaw sent the coast
battler down for the count. The bell
sounded as the referee counted one
and efforts to revive Alvarado were
futile.
Lynch won after he himself had
hoveredI on the brink of Knockout in
the second round. Alvarado was a
terrific puncher and a right in the
second sent the Tucson boy down for
no count. Alvarado connected with
another right shortly after the Lynch
was out on his feet at the bell.
other results:
Clint Nafsziger, technical knockout
over Ernest Wilke; Kit Carson, Peoria,
decision over Benny Cruz, Peoria; Art
Leptker, decision over young Herrera;
Dick Green, Dallas, decision over Kid
Blackie, Mesa; Young Alfonso, Supe-
rior, knockout over Bobby May.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
Nation Wide Search For
Missing California Bank
Teller Is Now Under Way

LOS ANGELES, April 16. - James
B. O'Neil, bank teller, who, it is
alleged by his employers, the First
National Bank of Los Angeles, dis
appeared more than two weeks ago
after $4,000 in liberty bonds had
been placed in his care to forward to
washington for registration, became
the object of a widespread search
here tonight.
According to the officials of the
bank, O'Neil vanished the night of
March 80, after being granted leave
Of absence to look after certain real
estate interests in San Diego He
is sal dto have promised that he
would be back in three or four days,
but when he failed to return within
week an examination of his ac-
counts was made.
A local check has failed to reveal
any trace of o'Neil, and the search
east No charges have been placed
has been directed to Mexico and the
against the missing teller.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
APOSTLE BEvERw1cK WINNER.

BY Dispatch A. 2. Wlrel
NEW YORK, April 16.-Apostle won
the Beverwick purse, feature event
at Havre De Grace today, with We'll
shot beating the favorite Orestes II,
for the place in spirited sprint.
Apostle took a commanding lead at
the start and ran away from the
field. The time for the 514 furlongs
was 1907 As. Spanish Star registered
in the Tiajuana feature, the consola-
ton handicap, with Miss Lester sec
ond and Capistrano third. Capis-
trano made great bid for the race,
but was outrun. The time for the
six fur1ongs was I'll 3-5.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
JUAREZ DEFATS
Fl. BAYARD BY
SCORE OF ll-S
(By SLAM MARSHALL)
Especial to The Dispatch)

Ell PASO, April 16.-Juarez had the
best of hitting fest with Fort Bay
ard Friday and took the visiting New
Mexico outfit into camp by a score
of IL to 8.
The Indians hit more opportunely
behind the mediocre pitching of Mo
lima. Fort Bayard scored four times
in the opening inning, after two were
out, but the Indians knocked Althouse
off the mound in the second frame to
overcome the Vets lead, to 4. Juarez
scored twice in each the fourth and
fifth innings to clinch the contest
Helm relieved Althouse in the sec
ond frame and he looked about the
same to the heavy hitting Indians. Mo-
lima was steady after the first inning
and pulled through pretty well with
good hitting backing him.
Showers, Murato and Jimmy O'Con-
nell made pretty catches in the field,
but O'Connell failed to get a safe rap,
walking twice. Fiero was the hitting
star for the visitors, getting three
hits in five attempts. Arzate caught
a great game for the Indians.
The score: r. Fl. E..
Fort Bayard ............... 8 2
Juarez ............. ...'.ll 10 D
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
1926 Election information
Compiled by James H. Kerby, Sec
retarY of State Phoenix

Compiled by James H. Kerby, Sec
retary of State, Phoenix.
General election NoVember 2, 1926.
Primary election September z, 1926.
Registration of all voters by coun-
ty recorders of each county only be-
tween first Monday in May, and fif-
teenth ady in October.
Books closed during period ten
days before and ending six days
after primary election august 81 to
September 14.)
Any person who moved from the
state of Arizona, and wants to retain
his legal residence in Arizona, can
apply to any county recorder within
the time state and obtain blanks FOR
registration and vote upon absentee
ballot.
In order to vote at primary elec~
tion for party candidates you must
designate a party. Persons regis
tering as non-partfsan or indepen-
dent have no vote in primary cleo
tion.
Nomination petitions for 1926 pri-
mary election for United States and
state officers to be filed not less
than thirty (3O) days nor more than
ninety (9O) days before primary cleo
tion (June 9 to August 81, 1926.)
Initiative petitions to be filed on
or before July 1, 1925. Number of
signatures required:
Constitutional amendments, 1891.
Proposing amendments or additions to
the constitution of the state of Ari-
zona, Is per cent of vote cast for
governor last, general erection.
Initiative measures. 1886. Propos-
ing changes or amendments to exist
ing laws or new laws of the state
of Arizona, 10 per cent of vote cast
for governor last general election.
Total vote cast fort governor, 75,-
94S.
Nomination petitions, signatures re-
quired for presidential elector, Unit
ed States senator, congressman, or
any state office, except members of
legislature and superior Judges a
number of qualified electors equal to
at least one (1) per cent of the votes
of the party of such candidate in at
least three CD counties in the state,
but not less than one q) per cent
nor more than ten (1O) per cent of
the total vote of his party.
Democratic party vote in 1924, 49,
372.
Republican party vote in 1924, 81
571.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
Evangelist Addresses
Larger Congregation

The largest audience of the entire
revival was present at the Christian
church Friday night when Evangelist
Ted Goodwin spoke on, Americas
Greatest Indoor Sport The audi
torium was entirely inadequate and
both sides of the other departments
were opened to take care of the
crowds, and at the close of the serv-
ice nine applied for membership in
the congregation.
While the dance was the principal
theme, many other popular forms of
amusement were mentioned in pass
ing. The evangelist emphasized that
the Christian life was not so much a
giving up of things enjoyed but was
matter of receiving something a
thousand times more enjoyable God
had to offer.
Another special sermon will be de-
livered Saturday evening at 1880, then
on Sunday at 1O:45 a. m. and Sunday
night he will make his final ap-
peals, the revival being scheduled to
close Sunday night.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
i. OF A. BEATS
TEMPE, Z TO 5
(By Dispatch A. P. wirc)


PHOENIX, April 16.-The Wildcat
didn't feel so wild for a period today
during it's second Salt River valley
clash, this time with the Tempe
Teachers but the 'U" team managed
to nose out the book worms, to s.
The close of the game found Coach
McCreary with his youngest pitcher,
Riggs, to send against the Wildcats
tomorrow and aroused hope among
Bull Dog fans that Tempe would be
able to put one dent in the Tucson
teams record.
The superlative pitching of Benny
Tolson throughout the nine-inning
battle at the Tempe diamond brought
the university team through in spite
of ragged fielding. Neither team did
exceptional hitting.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
PANTHERS
ST. LOUIS-SOUTHWEST MINORITY
STOCKHOLDERS RAISE FIGHT
(By Dispatch A. P. Wir

(By Dispatch A. p Wire)
NEW YORK, April Minority
stockholders of the ST. Louis South
western railway, which is destined for
inclusion in L. F. Lorees new south
western consolidation, today Indicated
their intention of demanding more
adequate representation on the road S
board of directors in order to insist
on favorable merger terms and the
early inauguration of common divi-
dends. The minority interests, he ex-
plains, were also in favor of the inn
mediate initiation of common divi-
dends. The annual meeting of stock
holders will be held in st. Louis on
May 5.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
RIVER OF LAVA
OUT OF MAUNA
LOA CONTINUES

HILO, r. H, April 16.-The river of
lava which began pouring from
Mauna Loa recently reached the
edge of Kamaoa forest, south of the
peak today. 1t moved sluggishly in
a ziz-zag course across the upper
Kau district, a sparsely settled re-
gion, marked by previous lava flows.
There is much excitement in the
Kau district and in the south Kona
district to the north of Kau, owing
to the many earthquakes and the un-
certainty of the extent of the lava
flow.
The people of Honomalino, a town
on the sea coast southwest of Mauna
Loa, frightened by roaring sound
similar to that. of the alika flow in
1919, began moving northward. Every
one has been warned to stay away
from the site of the alika flow, the
present flow having been located
along the alika path.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
HOFF TO TRY FOR NEW
RECORD IN KANSAS.
(By Dispatch A. P. Wire)

Z
LAWRENCE, Kan, April ia
warm sun today and prospects for
continued fair weather frightened
prospects for record smashing per-
formances in several events at the
Kansas relays at Memorial stadium
here tomorrow. Nearly thousand
track and field athletes from over
the country, will compete in the
meeting. Charles Hoff, Of Norway,
worlds. champion pole vaulter, who
will try for a new outdoor record,
and Adrian Paulen, middle-d distance
champion, of Holland, who will com
pete in a special quarter-mile race,
will lend an international flavor to
the relays.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
GARAGE LEFT, BUT ALL
TOOLS AND CAR, MISSING
(By Dispatch A. P. win


COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo, April
16.--When D. E. Johnson, owner of a
garage at Monument, Colo, made u
visit to it, he found it bare of all tools
and equipment, except the telephone,
he told officers. Police have asked
departments in other cities to watch
for Jack Lewis of Colorado Springs,
whom, Johnson says he had placed in
charge of the garage. Johnsonas au-
tomobile also is missing; he reported.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
LONG KNOCKED OUT.
(By Dispatch A. P. Wire }

DENVER, April 16.-Don : Long,
Denver university student, was
knocked out in the first round of a
headliner bout staged by the, Elks
lodge tonight. King Tut, an un-
known from Minneapolis, floored the
Denver junior lightweight with an
overland right and when Long got
up he was sent down for the count.
It was one of the few knockouts of
Longs. career. Herman Auerbach, of
Salt Lake City, won a decision from
Teddy Gartin, Omaha welterweight,
in four rounds.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
ABE MITCHELL WINS
ROEHAMPTON PROFESSIONAL
(By Dispatch A. P. Wire

BY DISPATCH A. r NlFeJ
NORTHAMPTON, England, April 16.
Abe Mitchell today won the annual
Roehampton golf club invitation pro-
fessional tournament, the opening
gun Of the Englishs pro season, by
downing George Duncan, 8 and g..
First place carries prize of 200
pounds sterling. Tonights Mitchelfs
admirers were more certain than
heretofore that few, if any golfers on
either side of the Atlantic can de-.
feat him in 72-hole match, and the
arrival of the American golfing in
vaders is awaited with the greatest
interest.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
LEGION MEN TO
PAINT INTERIOR
OF POOL SUNDAY

call for every member OF the Fred
Hilburn post, American Legion, of
Douglas, who possibly can, to meet
Sunday morning at the Douglas Drug
company store at o'clock sharp to
aid in painting the American Legion
swimming pool is issued by Post Ad-
jutant John A. Weiss.
The first coat will be put on the
pool Sunday and the second the fol-
lowing Sunday by legion members of
the local post. Those comprising the
painting brigade will meet at the
Douglas Drug at a. m. sharp, garb-
ed in old clothes or overalls Trans
portation will be provided for the
painting squad.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
NEW MEXICO ATHLETIC
STAR WEEDS COED
(By Dispatch A. P. Wire,

(By Dispatch A. P. Wire)
ALBUQUERQUE, N. NJ, April 10
Dan Cupid's arrows dealt University
of Nc Mexico football and basketball
prospects for next year a severe blow.
it was learned here. Malcolm ("Squirt'O
Long, all-southwestern quarterback
and basketball forward for the past
two seasons, eloped yesterday after
noon with Miss Betty Vogt, former
University of New Mexico coed. They
were married at the little town of
Bernalillo, 16 miles north of here.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
MAKE TRIP BY AIRPLANE.

PROENIAy ApfiI 16.-Not to be out
done by San Diegans, Arthur S. Bent,
president of the Los Angeles chamber
of commerce, today chartered an air.
'plane and sent his daughter, Mrs. II.
f. Bellinger, to represent him at a
banquet heer tonight. given in honor
of a large p raywarnshrdluetaup
of large party Of San Diego busi-
ness men.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
ALTE BEATS LYNCH.
(Rv Disnatch A. P. Wirel \


CHICAGO, April 16.--Merle Alte,
Indianapolis boxer, won a newspaper
decision over California Joe Lynch in
ten rounds at East Chicago tonight.
Lynch is slated to meet Charley
Rosenberg, bantamweight champion,
next month in a title match.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
o,pAY RESTING WELL
lBr Dispatch A. Z. wirel

ST. LOUIS, April 16.-Hank O'Day,
veteran National league umpire, who
was taken suddenly i'll here late yes
terday with appendicitis, was reported
today as resting comfortably" Ply
sicians had not decided whether an
operation would be necessary,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
PHOENIX MExICANs KILL
MAN IN FIGHT OVER WOMAN

PHOENIX, Epffl 16.-Frank P.
Gomez, alias Frank Lugo, and Babe
Phillips, Mexican prize fighter, Thurs
day killed w. c. Winsor, Arizona pio-
neer during fight which was said
ito have been over Marie Louise Lugo,
Gomez wife. Gomez escaped. The
woman is in custody.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
FLoMERs BEATs CANS.

WILKES BARRE, Pa, April 49,
Tiger Flowers, middleweight cham
pion of the world, defeated joey
Cans, of Allentown, Pa, here tonight
in a ten-round bout. Flowers re-
ceived the referees decision after the
judges had disagreed.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17

NEW YORK.-Krao Farini, known
to the circus going public as "the
missing link as she has been billed
for 80 years, because of her wild and
hairy appearance, is dead. She was
born in Siam 40 years ago.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
B @ w LIN G

The Detectives forfeited bowling
match to the Panthers last night.
The total pinnage of the Panthers
was 1881. William Bise was high
man with a total of SIS. w. Bise
rolled the highest game with 1S5.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17
ODD BITS OF NEWS
tBy Dls5atcl \. ?. wnei

LOS ANGELES.-Frank McGlynn,
veteran of the stage, would rather
play the role of Abraham Lincoln
than part in Desire Under the
Elms," according to the story he told
the court which is trying the cast on
charge of producing an obscene play.
"But my babies must have shoes" he
said He has a wife and six chill
dren to support and claimed the
right to support them by acting in
any role which was available.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17

SAN ANTONIO. Resident of Mis-
sion Grove, near here, are finding it
difficult to keep thousands of oil
enthusiasts who are. flocking there,
from beginning operations in their
chicken yards. There is no oil here,
and you keep off the grass" is the
sign one woman placed in her yard.
A shallow oil pool. from IL to Is
feet underground, has resulted in an
oil Doom but as yet none of the
wells is producing in paying quanti-
ties.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17

OMAHA. - Because her husband
"hated bridge" and neglected social
functions for golf, Mrs. John w.
Hughes has filed suit for divorce.
Her husband is former state golf
champion of Nebraska.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17

presenting Mr. Jack y Cobb, ' sest captain,
of the University of Carolina North
basketball team, who has just led
his team to the Southern Conference
championship. He also topped the in
ldividual scoring list,r getting Al
points. He rates one of the best cage
players the Tar Heels have had in
some time.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17

ORLANDO, FLA five-cent tax on
every box of oranges sold has been
devised upon as means of raising
an advertising fund for the Florida
Fruit Mems club, which claims con-
troll of 90 per cezt of the years
orange crop.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-17

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