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Jn Memorldill.

RKN\>O\. Iu to,rrz 7,erro-r ~ NV sister.
MARY FR4N~oN uho d.ed rirsi.en
wears az. Nav 1910
No more anon tins earth 1'N
Your sweet and loving fs.e.
Thor ~" ope .r 't.- urt" World
HER nFyoTfD rEoTHER JOSEPH
q our beloved fa'hc-. JOHNNIE E. CAR
TER. Who EFT u- two years ago today.
Man 1925,
No ono knows the silent hea-tachs
Only those who have lot AN ter
or the grief that : born" IN silence
LETHlA 9 QtANDER
cLtnk L 2TIs ~e,'oy r. onr BELOVED
TN. life NAV 1911
N.FyT fT1 = 25 Il 3oRe :; s. AND Er
nARNALL, Who died MAY 1870
JACKSON. In sad hut LOVING rerl,errhranc.
JACKSON VINO Departed tins lie nne wear
ago TODAY Nav : a@5
Nobody knows how We mss YOU
Nobody knows our e-ief.
MANY silent tesrs shed
When others fast a-'crn
what js home without mothcr:
Al things the world NAV send
But when We lost our darling mothr~
The FAMILY And NIECE EDNA MAT
THEWS
JACKSON. n sad rre,m3emr,brance. Of my dear
VINO [Iepa-fed Tbs life three wears a=o to-
- ''' His LOVING MOTHER.
Jefferson. Sacred to the memory Of my
dear husband FENTON T JEFFERsON.
VINO ,ptefed nc eternal rest three wears
Iovrt&6G' wiz. BEATRICE JrrFrR-
son
MARSHALL. In sad but LOVING rensm
rrsndf4thor wnF6R3b9 $ NhRsHA ALE ~ sho
itsna'.ed tn- life three wears ago today.
In our home YOU arc fondlv remembered.
Sweet thoughts stu oIlu- ~ vour name
And the hearts that loved YOU q dearly in
Love YOU IN death ,ust The same
THE FAMILY.
roINnEXTEE In n I'd rsr7,nIy Of my "a
NY motbcr' H4RRIFT P0rND-,FFxTfFiREn
who. died n'ne years ago today Nav :
When those We love arc snstched away
Rv deaths rcSi~fIrss hand
Our henri the mourntal tribute, pays
DAUGHTER MRS Rosa PAGE
| SCOTT. IN IqvIn-. renlemhra1re II my dear
/ father JOHN ARMsTEAD SCOTT who
departcd this life one wear ago today
Sleep on. dear father thy work Is Ger.
Thy wl'lps hands VII toll no more
4 faithful father both true ard kind
HIS LOVING DAUGHTER GoLDIE
NY beloved mother MARIA SHEA who
/ departed tbs nfe tueutv-s'v veafs $40 In
HER -6EyoTEn DAUGHTER. MARIA
wETZEL IN loving rener7hrance ~ our
de,ar,i he.0ysd husband ard 'atn.r VII
eternal rest yesr. ago TODAY. MAY 1888
DEVOTED WIFE AND DAUGHTER
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SEARCH FOR WOMAN.
Mrs. Ella Leaf Disappeared After
Leaving Mother to Shop.

Fear for the safety of Mrs. Ella
Leaf, 80 years old. OF S111 Warder
street. who disappeared after leaving
her mother near her home yesterday,
stating that she was going downtown,
led relatives today to seek assistance
of police in locating her. Mrs Leaf,
police were informed, had been i'll for
some time.
She is described as being feet ;
inches in height. weighing 1875 pounds.
with dark hair and brown eyes. She
was wearing A gray Spring coat.
tan hat low black shoes and black
CT
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CARDS of Tbanks.

ANBI.ER. We UI=h 70 extend our SINCERE
thanks ~ the many friends nelghhor- ami
re}atirr- for Their sird and terdo' err's--
SONS ~ svurathv and heautrf 'l' f"-aI
trlbu'es Curln= The 1llness aud dca'h -
our beloved W1fo and m"ther MARY =
AMBER THE FANiLf.
ASHFORD We wish IN extend our s'nce~e
THINKS to the many friends Nelshhur- and
relatives fo~ Their kind tender EXPRESSION
~ svrrathv and rnautIfu1 floral ~ butte
during the Illness and death ~ on, nc-
loved daurhte~ and sister. DOROTHY
MAY ASHFORD
Nh 4Vr MRS NJ : ASHFORD AND
FAMILY
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Refuse TO Handle Coal.

ANTWERP. Belgium, May : (P).-
The dock workers here have decided
to cease handling coal shipments for
England.
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LOST.


H SA moTnn s' between New York ave and
B@Seag Of E%gravins N,tn iee saao reward sr
1os the r Trppirp NAN male "e" .r,vsd from
White vfin e also right foot white Reward.
CERTIFICATE of Swift Merchant Co. stock:
reward. William H. Stewart. 726 4th st.
COLLIE. white with brown spots on side Of
reward North 1857
DOG. Pel<ingsse; female and puppy. strayed
from 27oG ca, T es1e ST. THURSDAY afternoon
license tag Reward. 1717 st. NV
lincoln Inc I PARK ri car: feWsTd Phone North
EYEGLASSES; in Leese ease, Phone Col.
GLASSES. tortoise shell rims TUESDAY or
Wednesday: Call Adams 5979J.
HANDRAG-17Rrown, leather. in or near Far.
col s"54-W after &.
MUSIC ROLL. black I leather, week prior to
and Que SITS. Miss MrGrai -
PAIR OF GLASSES--Iost on Montgomery
st. Chevy Chase. TUESDAY. Call Col. 1855.
PIN. in form of bulldog: in front OF 291S
day evening: reward offered. Call West 1929
or return to 1867 31st St. Dumbarton Court.
OCKETBOOK--Brown. containing money
Wednesday evening. Kalorama I'd. between
10Th and goth SITS. Return to Ella NJ. Jack
son 932 st. NV. &c
SHRINE PIN. diamond Sunday afternoon
Reward Colonial School, 18th and Que SITS
Misc McCrail re
SPECTACLES shell-rimmed Thursday be-
tween Post Office Department and F st. Re
turn to Room 229. Post Office Department.
SUITCASE. straw with umbrella strapped
on outside, between Bluemont and Berry
Vile Va Reward, 500 ST. Sc l0'
TRAVELLING AG.. black, containing chill
dfen. clothes. deeds and other ~, ya,nahlcs
Rs,iD9r. hlsAT .... SoSls ,o iiss
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THE WEATHER

District OF Columbia-Fair and
warmer tonight; tomorrow increasing
cloudiness. gentle variable winds.
MaryIand Fair tonight and tomor-
row. not much change i'm temperatures
moderate northwest winds.
Virginia -Partly cloudy tonight; TO-
morrow increasi Clbudtness. not
much change in temperatures EehtIe
to moderate north winds.
West Virginia. Partly cloudy and
slightly warmer tonight; tomorrow IN
creasinG cloudiness. probably showers
in west portion, and warmer in east
portion.
Records for 81 Hours.
Thermometer-4 pm, Is; pm. ~
II midnight, 3d. am, So; a'm.' %
noon, so.
Rarometer-4 pm, 29.9S; pm,
2a95; 70 midnight, 29.96; 4 m, 1895.
y a m. % "a; noon. $3.50.
Highest temperature, 81, occurred a
40 pm. Yesterday. lowest tempera
ture. "a. occurred at $40 p m. today.
Temperature same date last year
Highest. "a; lowest. 3S.
Tide Tables.
FURNISHED by United states Coast and
Gendetic SurVeyD
To-day Low tide, 1856 am. and
lf:o3 pm: high tide. 3al am. and
t.19 pm.
Tomorrow Low tide. # a. a m. and
tl.57 pm: high lido, 80 am. and
81 pm.
The Sun and Moon.
Todav-Sun rose 5.04 am: sun sets
1:06 pm.
Tomorrow-Sun rises JOB am; sun
sets 7:07 pm.
Moon rises 2:54 am; sets 2:2o pm.
Automobile lamps 10 be lighted one
half hour after sunset,
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The League for the Larger Life will
have a fashion review and lecture on
Sun Bathing and More tally to-
morrow, Sis pm. at 1928 X street.
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CITY NEWS IN BRIEF.


The Rubinstein Cub, which has en-
tertained local music lovers for a
number of years, will give FIVE hun
dred party tomorrow. SO" pm. at
Hotel Roosevelt. 10th and Y streets.
Mrs. George f.. Corbett and Mrs.
Thomas A. SchllinG will he the clubs
hoStesses for the occasion.
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2111 Massachusetts avenue will enter
tain % boys of Walter Reed Hospital
at the comedy and dance given by the
Virginia Military institute Drama tic
club tomorrow AZ tho Willard Hotel.
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II II Rochester will lecture Monday.

IS pm. at Hamline NJ. +, church.
under auspices of the Ladies' Aid.
Subject: 'rraVcli Trails Through the
West" illustrated with scenes of five
national parks and the Canadian
Rockies. Silver offering. candy on
sale.
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Grand Lodge will he held tomorrow
pm. in the grand masters office
Masonic Temple. This communication
is for the purpose Of laying tho cor
nor stone Of tho Methodist Home for
the Aged al ? y I'm.
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Weather in Various Cities

Temperature and condition "f the
water ~ Great Falls ~ am. Tenn
norature. 81. conditinn. cIcar.
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E0TNIl

BULLDOG female. all brrndlc. small white
ton Animal Rescue League. $40 Maryland
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SM ARR. " parted THIS 20 r. Wcdre sdav Ma
=. 1925. At Providence Hospital ROBERT
. Sh ARR. Funeral from the GeOrs~ p
Rove funeral parlcrs 15OS 9th 81. n " .
SATURDAY. May ~ noon Intermert at
York. 5. c. Friends invited 70 attend
funeral. -
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SMARR. A special communication 81 81.
John Lodge. No - +. 4. A. VI VIII he
held Saturday. May : 1926 AZ ! N :,
At the Masonic Temp'e corner Of 18th and
Virginia ave. Sc. for the purpose OF AZ
tending the funeral Of our late brothsr.
ROBERT 6. sMARR BY order. Of the
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NEAL. Members ~ Ions" lodge No. -.
+. \. VI =. arc requested ia $3.50 Thle II tha
tNmpe. Nav :, ~ ~ noon ~ attend tne
funeral Of our tate hrOther " " AMOS
NEAL. Funeral ~ | M. from Frazer
undertaking estahushmrut - y 81 u u.
PETER PHILIPS. ". VI.
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( an KATHARINE HFRRMANN (nee
Lof7crl widow OF the late Frederick NJ .
Hermann and mother of John F.. Fred
erick e. and William = Hermann. Flu
neral from the residence Of her son. 80
sth ST. So. SATURDAY, May $. At $50
nm. Relatives And friends invited to at
tend. Intermert at Congressional Gene
Evening star., 1926-10-22

Canton crepe, crepe satin, jersey and flat crepe
offer a wide selection in fabrics-and bo-
leros, one-piece and interesting two-piece
dresses, dolman sleeves and tailored models
offer every desirable fashion And there's no
limit in colors you'll find all the desirable
shades here.
Misses Section Third
Evening star., 1926-10-11
SlS.QS Cribs
SS.SS

S1ST Cribs, St-ze ..Sx59
inches. white enamel ard
walnut brown -i-lshs>. All
metal drop sides ara nix
springs A srurG,tv -bliI,c crib
-13E Will Ie4- all require
-laurS.
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F,oQr Lamp S@sss, poly
chrome aud Srirp,ei finish
weighted base. vsI.f SIX rsec
or c'1r.t. double sockets arr
rwr~way plugs
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5oc Rayon Pillow Slips. Three for

Rayoa Pillow Slips, beautiful.
lus.roas finish. IN an assortment
9f pretty dark colorings. THREE
tor SSc.
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\ Scrors,y constructed t'ol3-
ing Combination Carriage and
>IcoJ,s-. s&>1ty -ot6sd 80 III n
su-ps ana >--,2i spaces
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Our Children-By Angelo Patri
by DOROTHY STOTE.

There has - be some body steering
the adolescent ana II ought 10 be HI
father or mother.
There are times when the children
have TO he protected from themselves
Youth i headlOng ana single pu
posed and carries no safeguard ut
experience. 1t is rare boy or g.r.
who grows up without contracting
for some sort OF trouble The besr
Way /" cure q difficulty i 20 head ].
off.
The tn>t time tile EoGngstet goes
OUT with the wrong sort Of compauiot.
II may he accidental. but not the se,
ond time. II is your fault if there l.
third time without an effort 70 pr.
vent Il. The indirect method i bette,
here a. Il usual thing. Unless there
: q most unusual bond Of understand
ing between parents and children
checking q friendship Of an undesI..
able sort would better he done under
an anaeSthetir.
IL is all VERY We. 70 tell the chill
dren in general terms that their friends
should be Of good character and q.
about the same degree Of intelligence
as themselves. with about the SAM
family traditions. Ii is another. a.
say: That young man i not prope,
acquaintance Tor YOU. That Young
lady is tmpossible Drop her
Evening star., 1926-01-20
SUB ROSA
BY MIMI.
Until It's All Over.

Statistics show that 20 per cent Of
the young unmarried females of this
country spend at least one evening ui
each week telling their sweethearts ::
This is the end. It's all over I'll
never speak to you again. Take back
vOur Jewels and darken my door no
more
OF this 20 per cent only / per cent
mean il. The other 90 per cent think
they mean ii. and they Weep and tear
their hair, and rush off to their bes,
friends TO tell them all the sad news.
"Oh, don't tell me ] was wrong
walls Madge There are 50 many
things | put up with | can't tall.
about them. I've never told a soul
but it's time for you to know He
was the most selfish man alive. A
ways wanted things his own way
"He never showed me the attentions
was used to from other men. Ana
to tell you the truth. Doris. he was
just a little bit close.
He used to hate to spend money on
shows and things-alWayS talking
about saving and saving. Sometimes
| used to wonder just how far il
would 20 with him-whether he'd
eventually get to be a lniser or not
Il used 10 worry quite a lot about
whether my affection would stand up
under the strain. Well. now ] don't
have to worry any more. and I'm
glad" with which she bursts into
tears.
All this is very human and natural.
She kept her mans faults loyallv hid
den until his conduct no longer could
be tolerated.
When everything was ended She
very naturally wished 10 let her friends
know Just what shed been enduring
IN silence for years.
But, oh. what Il sorry spectacle she
presents to the eye of her crowd the
following week, when she dashes over
20 tell them that all is well.
Jack and l have made it up, you
know" she COOS. "Oh. it's so wonder,
ful to have him back again And
we're not going TO fight any more
LIS so silly. don't YOU think? | must
say I'm rather ashamed Of myself -
The girls politely enthuse. and then
after she's hurried away, Doris re
marks with n sweet smile. Well. my
dears. that's blind love for You. II
you'd heard the things she told me
about that man. lie treats her ter
rihly, you know. And stingy-Iny
dear. her stories would make your
blood run cold It's too bad to see a
nice girl like Madge taking anything
from such an awful man"
Livery one agrees Ever one tells
every one else. Gradually il becomes
known that Madge has simply thrown
herself away ON the most objeCtionab bic
man in Christiaudom.
Madge. when she hears the tale Is
hOrritied, furious with her friends
How dare thew lack is the finest
most wonderful. etc. etc She is mis-
cradle over The rumor. Her pride is
hurt Her faith in her friends is
shaken. She never would understand
if YOU told her il was all her own
fault.
But YOU girls who have cad about
her, remember TO wait n while before
YOU let the world in on all the dark
secrets concerning your sweetheart
Be sure he's not coming hack-that
you don't want him baCk-hefore YOU
admit y your chums that you made
horrible mistake.
The worse You make his character-
the bigger dumbbell you'll! look taking
him back.
MINI viii he glad TO anzWe. any inquiries
directed To this pape-. provided d stsmp ped
addressed envelope IL lnC!User
Copyright. 1926
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A Flank Movement.

Fraukness in dealing with children
IS always best. but there are times
when II does not work. And there are
children with whom we cannot he
frank at times. A flank movement is
occasionally right and desirable
You cannot always put your cards
on the table when dealing with an
adolescent boy or girl. Il YOU say
bluntly. Il want YOU to meet this
boy or this girl because he is the
right sort of friend for YOU 10 have.
YOU are very likely 10 settle any
chance YOU ever had to make them
friends An adolescent hates above
ali else To be done good To,
You feel like d CouspiratoT when YOU
invite the stranger and say with a
much Of a casual manner as YOU can
muster. Il thought that il would be
rather nice TO ask Betty Hardin to come
over this evening. l met her this
afternoon and | gathered from what
she said that she hadn't made any
friends in the neighborhOod Yet.
knew you'd be glad 10 make things a
bit pleasanter. Looks like a nice
enough girl, don't YOU think So"
When YOU notice that the hoy IS
going out every chance ht gets. with
the rather reckless youth who spends
all his spare time in the garage and
on the speedway YOU feel like a secret
service agent when you say: I'm
counting on YOU TO walk over TO the
corners with me tonight. I have a
few errands TO do and l thought Ia
hold them over until you could be
with me and we'd drop in to see the
movies. l don't like 70 go alone
But there are times when YOU have
10 do a little skillful plotting TO set
the stage for the things YOU want TO
happen. That is not 10 say that the
Youngsters Will not see through Your
maneuver. Never mind if they do.
Evening star., 1926-01-20
What Tomorrow Means to You
BY MARY BLAKE.
Aauarius.

Tomorrow planetary aspects are.
on the whole, favorable, but do not
counsel any very drastic action or new
departure. 1t is. more or less, a. day
more suitable for a continuation Of eff
forts alro ady commenced or for the
preparation of a plan for future use.
The emotions will be very strongly
stirred. and it would be we'll to exer-
else degree of deliberatiOn so that
only good impulses may prompt you.
1t is a propitiouS opportunity for mar
riage, and the signs indicate n part
nership of felicity and, above all. tran
quillitE, as the union will be founded
on real and unadulterated affection.
Children born tomorrow will suffer
from many minor ailments during
their babyhood. but will. with proper
nutrition and plenty Of fresh air, out
grow all these puerile Illnesses and
blossom in their early teens" into
good health. In temperament the boy
will be reserved and even taciturn
whereas the girl will he open, frank
and al times garrulOuS. The boy will
be SeriouS-minded. StudiouS and ambi
tiouS whereas the girl will be light
hearted more fond of outdoor sports
than learning. and her ambition will
be limited 10 the eXigencieS OF the mo-
ment. They viii both be affectionate.
ilInbuSu lllt' SlTI Will ne more demon
StratiVe than the boy.
ii tomorrow is your birthday, YOU
are not very ambitious. rather easy
going. and apt to take things for
granted. You are never anxious to
better conditions as YOU find them.
and your desires are easily satisfied
The signs denote that you are
destined to travel great deal. and
here your general contentedness of
mind will stand YOU in good stead as
YOU never kick at inconveniences
which would distress and annoy
others.
You have a large streak Of selfish.
ness in your makeup. and unless this
be corrected unhappineSS will come to
YOU later in life. You will find it ad-
visable to put all Your cards on the
table. face up.
Well known persons born on that
date are: John c. Fremont. explorer
and soldier; Daniel G. McCallum engi-
neer: John A. Bingham, jurist and
legislator; John G. Breckenridge. Con.
@ressman and soldier: Thomas J.
fStoneWalH Jackson. soldier: Helen II
Gardner. author. and Max Rohm.
painter.
tupyrlght 1926
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DAAA1 A1'kA1 y - A~AA1'D RECESS

thajterer didn't move. If lie had
Ieen frozen stiff there he couldn't
have been more motionIess. You
have no idea how quiet it seemed
after all the noise he had been max
ing. Even PrickIy porky noticed it
and turned his head 10 look at Chat
t.4ler. Chatterer was staring down
below There was fright in those
popping eyes of his. Prichy Porky' :
eyes are too dun for MIN to see far
or much. He turned lack 10 his eat
ing. Already he had Cea sed 10 wonder
what allied Cnatterer.
Sfiu ,-barter.,. did ,,nr ,,o,a IIa
did nor h1inI- an e,..ra.t, ,,n,. ,IiJ La
Evening star., 1926-01-20
Getting Breakfast in Five Minutes
BY LYDIA LIE BARON WALKER

little cold water if YOU use an ordinary
coffee pot Put but half the required
amount of cold water on the coffee
grounds. and when it boils add the rest
from one of the kettles of watef
brought to the boiling point While The
coffee j. cooking. Do not add the
water unless actually boiling hot, lest
the tiaVor of the coffee be impaired.
Hot Foods.
\ ready cooked cereal is best for a
breakfast prepared in five minutes. 1t
can he heated by putting i'll pan in
a hot oven for 4 few moments. Warm
bread may also be had. Put rolls, bis
cults ~ bread tCut into thick chunks
into a PAPER bag. Hold under the cold
water. faucet until the bag is slightly
damp"ned Put in Il hot oven and
when the paper Is dry the contents
should be nicely heated through with
out being dried Put the biscuits in
The ha; and in the oven Just as soon
IS the water is on TO heat.
Eggs and Meat.
t-S2S can he boiled or poached Ill
three minutes. Thin slices of bacon
and Tried eggs can be done as quickly
\ breakfast that savorS OF novelty
and which can be made ready III the
prescribed time is as follows: Spread
slices Of hot toast with potted meat
and serve warmed baked beans on the
side.
Evening star., 1926-01-20

When Beauty's father lost all his
money. The eldest two sisters were i'll
u great fright The poor man had
nothing left but an old house in the
country, which, however, would fur
nish good enough living if only his
sons and daughters would cultivate
the lands about it.
Beauty and the three sons were
willing enough, but the two sisters
said they would marry some of their
old SuitOrS so that they might con
tinue to live in wealth in the town.
These. however. only laughed at them
now that they had lost their fortunes,
and they Were finally obliged to join
Beauty and her father To help earn
their own liViugs.
But even here they We're Idle and
unhappy and made Beauty do all the
work.
Beautys father is wearing d deep
blue cape with d band of black fur
His tunic is brown and his stockings
are tan.
tCUpyvIght 1926
Evening star., 1926-01-20

rRIcNLN PoI;KI DIDN'T PAY
Any ATTENTION TO HIN WHAT-
i.t.t.E.
: cry fond OF the sound "t his own
Voice anyway. don't know amy
ote VINO likes, the sound of his own
.r.ce any better. unless il is sammy
say, Between them Chatterer the
I:ed Squirrel and Sammy Jay can
make more noise than all the other
..cie people III the Green Forest
lo%ether.
This morning Chatteyer was frisk
ing about and chattering az only he
can. With every word he ierked that
tile red tail Of his. II was 4 wonder
'.o didn't Jerk il out by the roots.
2lt he didn't And the Green Forest
lang with the sound of his Voice.
hatterer didn't have a worry. Ter
r"r the Goshawk hadn't been about
i"r so long that Chatterer had for
gotten that he even existed There
vas no one else in the Hawk family
1hout at this time of the year. So
Inatterer felt free 10 make as much
noise as he pleased. He had dis
goEered PriCkly Porkv in a poplar
tree and ne was having great fun
calling Prickly Porky names and
making fun of him. Prickly Porky
didn't pay any attention to him what
ever. He just went on about his
business, which was filing his stom-
ach with poplar bark. The fact that
he wouldn't pay any attention to
'hatterer made Chatterer provoked.
iou know there is nothing in the
i, orld so provoking as to try to at
tract attention and fail SO Chatterer
sColded harder than ever
Then something queer happened
chatterer lost his voice. Yes, sir, he
lost his voice He lost it with his
mouth wide open. He was just in
the middle of saying something most
unpleasant And had you been look
ing at him when he lost his voice
YOU would have thought his eyes
we've going 70 jump right out of his
head. You WykId So
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"puzzHcks
-Pu1zIe-Limericks

\ fisherman. proud as could i.
Brought home some nice fish from
the =.
They are Smelt. dear he =
As he turned TO his +
so my nostrils inform me. aid
!. Part of the verb TO he.
>. Where fish come from.
;. called out.
4. Newly married woman
>. Feminine pronoun.
tNote-Here's a nice. easy "PuZZ-
lick slipped in here because some
of those who follow these limping
llmericks declare they have been too
hard of late. You ought TO be able
10 do this one in 80 seconds fiat. The
answer and another "PuZZlick" will
appear tomorrow.
Yesterdays "Puzzlick'
A certain young flapper of Antioch
One day put on such a scanty frOck
1t made her pa blush -
SO he laid on the brush
Till he made the four walls Of the
Shanty rock