The Winslow mail., 1926-11-19
TODAY'S
FAIRY
TALE

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TODAY'S FAIRY TALE
(NeW Version) S
THE LITTLE LANE PRINCE
(Conclusion)
1t was Hoo A. M. when the
strangers monologue started; it was
close on to 400 p NJ. as he drew
to his close, unhampered by the
snOreS of Rollo. He was Injured to
Ennui. The bird flew out of the
clock, and cuckooed vigorously the
prescribed number of times, and
Rollo, under the impression that he
was being PACED, awOke A feel
ing of JOY was in him, he knew
not why, and testing his injured
pin, he found that the deep slum-
ber had so relaxed him that the
Charley Horse was gone. 'And
So, went on the agent, Il am Of
fering you a package of our little
Giane Pain Killer and Leg Limber-
er only $500 for a full treatment"
Need any more be said? Assuredly
yes! Rollo, once more his old self,
ungratefully tossed the astonished
peddler out on his ear, and hast
ened to the football field, over
which a thick blue haze, traceable
to the coach, was spreading. We
might end the story here, but
great undercurrent of honesty
which we never realized existed in
US forces us to state that Rollo en-
tered the game in the pink, failed
to gain a yard, fumbled three
times, two fumbles resulting in
touchdowns for the OPPOSITION,
missed three tackles and made the
other boys a present of the game
AS result, he was posted for back
dues in his frat, snubbed by all
the campus queens at the big ball,
and missed a contract for ten
weeks in vaudeville, two NOV
les, and professional football
scheduled Moral: none.
THE END
THINGS / WISHED MY HUS-
BAND WOULDN'T DO
Bawl me out when I fail to run
on schedule returning from bridge
parties.
p T. A.
Careful check of national, state
and local news indicates that not
one Halloween fatality resulted
from repitition of the time-honored
gag that can only be sprung on
ones good friends, viz and to witt
Going to the mask ball, are you?
Pou don't need disguise, just
wash -aH -geea--a-Ra clean, and noA
bodyll know. you'll k
And this in the face of statistics
that show this nifty was released
no less than 1,728s times in Wins
low alone.
Another illustration of the re-
markable seif-restraint being devel
oped by this great race of ours.
CURRENT FICTION
1--WE haven't an opening today,
but just leave your APPLICATION, and
you will hear from us in a short
time"
Figures from the U. S. Treasury
state that every person in the Uni
ted States should have $45.23 in
coin of the realm.
This is too good a chace to fail
to repeat. that "figgers don't lie,
but liars do figger.'
Now, while the different states
are devoting a great deal of time
and money to signing all high
ways, why don't someone start
movement to put a sign, Danger
Gus Curves, on flappers?
O.
Or "Fresh Paint?
D. fs
"Nobady home7 is another good
suggestion for a sign located thus.
Passing Show, al English pub
lication states that a certain town
council refused to permit dancing
in the boroughs park last summer.
O.
A man charged with performing
the Charleston swore that he was
only kicking himself for forgetting
his umbrella.
Among the AnaniaseS
List Oscar Peabrain Shaw.
He swears he hasn't had drink.
Since Volstead passed his law.
The leading crop Of California
is said to be oranges, but in all
Justice it must be said that Holly
wood still turns out vast amounts
of lemons.
And a few prunes and nuts.
o.
JUCT REFORE THE BATTLE