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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
Minnesota Defeats Iowa,
Al to 0, at Homecoming

IOWA CITY, Nov. G-(R-Out of the
north the Minnesota avalanche rolled
today, crushing Iowa's football team
under a Al to 0 score and running the
Hawkeyes' annual home coming. It
was a Gopher team Of varied attack
that swamped the Iowans, a team that
romped around ends, plunged through
tackles and guards and tossed forward
passes with deadly accuracy.
Never did the'men of Coach Ingwer-
sen seriously threaten, their only first
down from rushing coming on an IS
yard dash by Cowboy Nick Kutsch.
Minnesota, on the o t h r hand,
brought full power into play at the
outset, scoring three touchdowns a
field goal and a goal after touchdown
for % points in the first period.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
FOOTBALL RESULTS
Colorado Springs c. c. 20; wyomil

Colorado Springs C. C. 20; Wyoming
Arizona 21; Ne wMexico 0.
Arizona State Teachers college 6;
| Iioyola college 27.
! Montezuma college IA; New Mexico
Mines 12
California Aggies Z; Nevada 4S.
/ New Mexico Aggies 10; Texas Miners
| Swarthmore 40; Delaware Z.
| Phoenix Junior college 13; Phoenix
Iidians -.
Tempe Teachers college 20; Gila col
| lege 0.
| s.. Xavier 60; University of Toledo g.
| Marquette IA; Kansas Agges 0.
Grinnell 80; Kansas 7.
Florida so; Clemson 0.
Tennessee 12; Sewanee 0.
Oglethorpe O.; Citadel 0.
Alabama a. Kentucky 0.
Vanderbilt 13; Georgia Tech. Z.
Northwestern %; Purdue 0.
Baylor los; Texas T.
Muhlenberg %; Temple Z.
oklahoma 10; Missouri T.
/ Utah university 13; Denver univer-
sity 0.
Princeton 12; Harvard O.
Creighton university 25; Regis col
lege 81.
South Dakota 25; Western Union o.
Haskell 27; Loyola (Chicago) 7.
Williams 23; Wesleyan IA.
Springfield college 8; Massachusetts
Aggies O.
Mercer 13; Furman IS.
North Carolina 2S; V. MI. O.
Lake Forest 53; Elon o.
North Carolina State G; Lenoir- Rhyme
South Carolina 10; Virginia Tech 0.
University of Virginia so; Wash
ington and Lee Z.
Davidson 0; Hampden- Sydney 12.
st. Johns 10; Richmond university 7.
King college O.; Concord (W. Va.) o.,
Kentucky Wesleyan 81; Emery and
Henry 0.
Utah Aggies IS; Colorado Aggies O.
Colorado Teachers AS; Western State
college 0.
Gettysburg 20; Dickinson 7.
South Dakota state 21; MorningsideI
Southern Methodist university 90;
Rice 0.
Oklahoma Aggies 81; Washington
university est. Louis) g.
Louisiana State IA; Arkansas 0.
Hamilton 27; Trinity o.
Georgetown 13; Syracuse Z.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
NOTRE DAME DEFEATS
INDIANA 2G TO o

SOUTH BEND, Ind, Nov. lP-
Notre Danes undefeatsc 1876 foot
ball team added another victory to
its string today by downing Indiana
university, 26 10 O., Knute Roolne's
eleven was not forced to extend It
self although Indiana fought until the
final gun.
Notre Dame with the difficult Army
game only a week off, kept It's stars
on the field only long enough 20 put
over the winning scores.
Flanagan and Dahman, Notre Dame
tackfield men, who have been con
aistent ground gamers throughout the
season were in form today. Each
points after touchdowns.
contributed two touchdowns and DAN
man made two crop kicks for extra
downs.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
CREIGHTON BEATS REGIS

DENVER, Nov. 6 (P9-Regis college
cropped its first intersection game or
the season to Creighton university,
of Omaha. 25 to 81, m heartbreak>
ing game during which the Rangers
outfought and outplayed their heavier
opponents throughout. leading the
visitors, 21 to 10 until the last few
minutes of play, the Regis line col
lapsed under the continued pounding
of O'Connor and Keane, who paraded
down the field in a series of off-tackie
smashes and line plunges until
O'Connor carried the oval across for
the deciding points.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07

Pennsylvania 8; Penn State 0.
Maryland IS; Yale o.
Pittsburgh IT. West Virginia T.
New York university 6; Carnegit
Tech. 0.
Canisius 7; Niagara 13.
Michigan 81; Wisconsin 0.
New Hampshire 28; Tufts g.
Amherst 25; Union 0.
Maine 21; Bowdoin 6.
Holy Cross Z; Fordham Z.
Bucknen Z; Lehigh O..
University Of California, southern
branch, "a; Occidental college Z.
Washington 10; California T.
Washington State g.; idaho 0.
Lafayette 81; Rutgers 0.
Bates 12; Lowell Textile 0.
University Of Mississippi S2; South
western q. t-c
Kentucky Wesleyan 81; Emory and
Henry 20. .,%g'tt -.
University Of Louisville &c; western
Kentucky Normal 1O.s
Millsaps IS; Louisiana college 7.
Gollegef of Puget Sound .; william
cite university 6.
Stanford SO; University of Santa
CNNtR ~ s-s.'t
Luther college (Decorah) II; Saint
Olaf 0.fes t.s~t .& ~es
Gustavus Adolphus 20; st. Johns uni
versity o.
Carleton college 80; .Hamline, O..
Manchester l3; st. Thomas O..
st. Mary's O.; Gonzaga 0.
University of Dayton So; University
of Cincinnati o. A
Muskingum 80; Kenyon "a.
Howard Z: Wilberforoe o.
Miami %; Mount Union 10.
Boston college 10; Villanova Z.
Dartmouth 80; Boston university 0.
Rhode Island State 2G; Worcester
Tech. Z.
Haverford 6; c. c. New York 0.
Bradley 20; Milliken 10.
University of Dayton 40; University
of Cincinnati O.
Wesleyan Z; Wittenberg 6.
Marietta z; Otterbein 0.
Pennsylvania IA; Ogden 0.
Georgia 16; Auburn 6.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
u. OF A. WILDCATS
DEFEAT NEW MEXICO
BY SCORE OF I'll TO 0

TUCSON, Nov. -R-Arzona uni
Versity's Wildcats retained their un-
blemished record for the season today
and defeated the University of New
Mexico Lobos by a score of 81 to in a
game which was featured by decisive
gains through the line on the part of
the Arizona team. An attempt to gain
by the overhead route the part of
the Lobo squad was broken up regu-
larly.
The score by quarters:
Arizona .....-......... 0 0 IA 7-21
New Mexico ... 0 o. 0
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07

stetson IT; Southern b.
Chattanooga %; Howard o.
Tulane, o. Mississippi A. and NJ. II.
Franklin 25; Earlham o.
Evansville 2; Missouri School OF
Mines G.
Illinois q; Chicago 0.
Navy So; West Virginia Wesleyan 7.
New Hampshire 10; Boston university
0.
Amherst 2S; Tufts 8.
Maine 21; Bowdoin 6.
Holy Cross Z; Fordham 7.
Bucknell L Lehigh 0.
Western Reserve 6; Akron 7.
Case 81; Hiram O.
John Carroll IA; Quantico Marines Z.
Cornell Al; ST. Bonaventure 0.
Columbia 49,; william and Mary 10.
Gettysburg 20; Dickinson T.
Penn. Military college 20; Susque-
hanaa7
New York Aggies 6; Drexel 3,
Lebanon Valley 81; Mount ST. Mary's
49,
Washington and Jefferson 90; Beth
any 0.
Notre Dame &C. Indiana 0.
University of Detroit %: st. Louis I.
-MaDash l3; Butler D.
Michigan State AZ; Centre IA.
st. Lawrence 10; UpsaI o.
Minnesota Al; Iowa 0.
Brown, 81; Norwich o.
Connecticut Aggies 6S; Cooper Union
0. r.y.A t,
Vermont 1a; Rensselaer, o..
Johns Hopkins 54; Randolph Macon
O. s-" i
Westminster 8; Waynesburg IA.
Rochester O.; Clarkson 0.
Colgate 26; Providence 0.
Schuylkill college 8; Albright col
lege T.
Army 55; Franklin and Marshall o.
Thiel 0; Allegheny g.
George Washington. 6; Ursinus g.
Ohio university g. Ohio Northern Z.
Ohio State Reserves 1S; Wilmington
l.
Professional
Frankford Yellow Jackets SO; Chi
,ago Cardinals Z.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
Nice Coinnlin,ent

A visiting Frenchman and Chauncey
Depew were chatting each other about
the different customs of their re-
spective countries. "But, tell me-
argued the Frerchman, ''why it is
that in America your women kiss
each other but the men don't? Now
IN my country the men also kiss
each other"
The reason, as we see it," replied
Depew, lis that men have something.
BETTER to kiss and the women
haven't"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
B OW LIN G
Y. M. C. A.

Y. NJ. 4. "A.
The Y. NJ. c. A. shield team de-
feated the Ellls cup team by lot pins
in the match held at the "Y" alleys
last night. Hart was high man for
the Y. NJ. C. A. team, rolling SIS,
while Cowden was best for the Elks
with zS4. The scores OF the Y. M.
c. A. team will be used i'll the state
match which is being conducted
throughout the state by mail. The
"Y' held the lead throughout the
match.
Y. M. c. A. Childers, 4S4; Hart,
518; Johnson, 479; Pollak, 432; Ball
entine, $40. Total: 2423.
Elks; Wish, 461; Poe, 465; Mcmillan,
4SS; Foster, 423; Cowden, 4S4. Total:
2SI6. .H.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
colo. u. BEATS MINES

GOLDEN, Colo, Nov (P)-Colo-
RADIO university did the unexpected
in defeating ColoradosTMines, Y 10
or Brooks field here today for IT'S
first conference victory Of the season.
A high wind that drove Bonds punt
backward to his own four yard line
gave the university its first chance
TO score and Bohn plunged over.
Crompton. tackle, accounted for the
other points with a pair of place
mentS -.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
NEW MEXICO EDUCATIONAL

SANTA FE, N. NJ, Nov (P)-E. w.
White of Hagerman, was elected
president of the New Mexico Educa-
tional association here hits afternoon
at the close OF the 42nd annual con-
vention. Albuquerque was selected as
the 1927 meeting place. Ella M.
Labar, Of albuquerque, was elected
vice president and w. e. Mcfarland
of Las Vegas, treasurer. G. L. Fenton,
of Dawson, is q new member of the
executive committee.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
WEST VIRGINIA Roy is
STAR AGAINST w " III

PITTSBURGH, Nov. 6 GA Wesr
Virginia boy, Gilbert l.. Welch OF
Parkersburg, playing left halfbaci5
for the University of Pittsburgh,
turned back, almost single handed,
the West Virginia University football
eleven here today. The Panthers beat
the Mountaineers, II to 7, for the
third time in as many years Welch
pushed across two touchdowns for
y of the II points tailed by the
Panthers.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
GREELEY PLAYS GREAT cAnp

GREELEY, Colo, Nov. R-Cap-
tain Pete Brown scored five touch-
downs, contributed largely to two
more With scientillating runs ana
enabled Colorado Teachers 10 defeat
western State college '4S to before
a nome coming crowd here today
The visitors outplayed the Teachers
IN the opening period and held them
scoreless but never even threatened
after that.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
okLAHoMA BEATS MISSOURI

NORMAN, Okla, Nov. R-The
oklahoma university Sooners halted
the championship rush of the Miss
ouri Tigers here today, turning back
the Missouri valley titleholders by
4 score of 10 to Z. A field goal
booted in the third period by Hasklns,
Oklahoma righthalf, spoiled the hopes
of the Missourians for ending the sea-
son undefeated
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07
PIONEERS BEAT KANSAS

LAWRENCE, Kans,, Nov. R-
Coach Mike Hiland's Grinnell Pioneers
paraded through to an easy 80 to Z
victory here this afternoon, in their
annual game with the University OF
Kansas. The Pioneer team scored
almost at will against the Crimson
and Blue machine.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-11-07

Busy American business letters wee
little discrepancies
Lillian W. Larned of Detroit Rumana Somehow
seems TO different
one hat wrote the rest OF the letter
tue" Netneess the letter of the
carefully guarded
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SOPRANO. violin, WoAI-Music. WEAF
South Sea Islanders TO WEEI. WGR
kSD WTAG WCSH. KOA-Sandman
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Time. KTHS--Yiolin and piano wCFL
W WEAF-M Ksh e owERc WGR. w, w6cAE,
MSAL. WEBH-Orcnestr8 songs.
WGN-Arabian Nights entertainment.
WJAZ-Orchestra. entertainers WMBC
-Mayrand Funsters. WILT - Dance.
WJZ-RecOrd Bows WOR-Concert
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9:15 L. M.--KOA-Football KFUO-Ad-
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9:25 +. M.-KOA-Highland W. c. T. u.
o 80 Z. M-wHO - Dance. WEAF =
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Idst few days ago Mrs. Nora Is.
Alderson, well-known Indianapolis
lady, living at 1884 w. Minnesota
ST., this city, made the following
statement to the Konjola Man, who
is at Hooks Drug Store, Pennsyl-
vania and Market Sts., Indianapolis,
where large crowds are calling daily
to find out for themselves about this
surprising new compound.
II want to tell you that Konjola
is the best medicine that ever en-
tered our home" said Mrs. Anderson.
Besides the great benefits which
derived from it myself. I can also
state that it built up the health Of
my son, William.
IT had a sever case of stomach
trouble for Is years, and l finally
got so bad that everything I ate
would make mefeel miserable. Any
kind Of meat, onions or sweet food
would be poison to my system l
went on a strict diet, but even then
| continued to suffer. The food l
ate would form a hard knot in my
stomach, ferment and become sour,
so that large quantities Of gas would
bloat me up and cause the most in
tense pains. I had such burning
from my THROAT to the pit of my
stomach, and every night 1 couldn't
sleep more than a few hours, be
cause my nerves we're always un
strung. / had dizzy spells, caused
| by torpid liver, and nearly always
had a bitter taste in my mouth. l
lost a great deal of weight and was
In a very poor state Of health.
"Well, 1 couldn't get anything that
would help me, and I didn't know
what to do next. Then heard about
Konjola and what 1t was doing for
indianapolis people, so went to the
Konjola Man and got this medicine
and started taking it right away. I
noticed a difference almost at once,
and when / had taken three bottles
1 did just what the Konpola Man
told me to do. I began to eat any
thing I wanted, and 1t was the first
time in years that actually relished
my food Everything digested fine,
and that night 1 slept without wax
ing up once. l kept getting better
each day, and I suddenly realized
my stomach was in wonderful condi-
ton. Now the awful pains do not
come, and I don't bloat up with gas
or have the awful burning in my
chest. I never become restless at
nights, and every morning I start
the day feeling fine and 1 finish up
the same way. I eat anything
want and my food is building up my
general system. The liver trouble
is gone, and I haven't had a dizzy
spell in several years.
n "In the case Of my son, I gave
aim half the regular dose, and now
ID, eyes are brighter and he seems
8y9b have twice the life and energy he
used to have. Yes, Konjola proved
wonderful medicine in our home
and 1 know that every one who suf
fers should take it, for 1t will surely
bring results"
The Konjola Man IS at Hooks
Drug Store, Pennsylvania and Mar
ket Sts., Indianapolis, where he is
daily meeting the local public and
introducing and explaining the
merits Of this remedy. Konjola is
sold in every Hook Drug Store in
indianapolis and by other leadina
druggists in the nearby towns
throughout this section.-Advertis
; ] ment.
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Dancing

7:30-WWJ.
SOUVENIR, WGHP.
S:30-WEAF.
9:00-WEBH, WJAZ.
9:9O-WLS, WTAM.
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1:O0-KPO, WJR.
11:45-WDAF.
l2:00-WBBM.
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1900 M.-WB BM-Nutty Club. XII -
Program
1880 A. M.-YVJJD-Settin' Up Hour
WLIB-Coon Sanders Orchestra.
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MOTHER and SON
BOTH BENEFITED
BY The K0NJ0LA
"Best Medicine that Ever
Entered Our Home"
Says indianapolis Lady.

Reports are being received from
all parts CT indianapolis, in which
men and women are describing the
wonderful relief this celebrated Kon-
jola medicine has given them In
cases of stomach, liver, kidney and
owel disorders
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-10-06

1t acts in an hour.
Ask for "Epsonade Salts" which
costs only a few cents a package at
any drug store. Even children glad
~ take this wonderful discovery of
The American Epson Assn.-Adver-
tisement.
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Radio PROGRAMS

$500 P; ,M.-wAIU-studio,o organ. WICK
--Goldkette concert. WGHP-Dinner
Dinner concert.
5:15 p. NJ ,-KDKA-Eqst Pittsburgh
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Uncle Wip, WHoEorehestra. VIZ
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6:O5 p. M.-WBZ-Copley Plaza concert.
6:15 p. M.--WGN--Uncle- Walt. dinner
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Radio Nature League. WGAU-Recital.
orchestra maat to Hs'1 WAR, WGR. Witt. woR
Crystal Palace Orchestra. ,WMAKE
Music. WHN-Organ. varied music
WOO-Svlvania Orchestra.
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$40 p. M.-WLS-Dance. entertainers-
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Z. M.-KFNF-Concert. KYW-Family
Hour. KMOX-Orchestra, soloists. WBz
-Orehestra,, harpist. WCAU-Concert
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Outdoor life. soloists. WHBB-Program
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FOLLOW UP NUMBER
Police Know Identity of Driver Who

Police KNOW Identity OF Driver Who
Did Not Stop After Crash.
Police know the identity of a
driver who failed to stop after an
accident at 1901 w. Washington St,
Tuesday night and are hunting for
him.
Cassie Dishman, 20, of r. r. o,
box 69SB, said the other auto struck
his machine when the driver failed
to give a hand signal. Dishman got
the license number. The man to
whom it was issued was not at home.
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Far West-KPSN.
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Concert Music
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7;I5 r. M.-WLS-Violin. harpist WOR
-Vanderbilt Orchestra. WMAK-Mu-

7;15 p. M.EWLS-vioin. harpist woR
Vanderbilt Orchestra WMAK-Mu-
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Made Pleasant with Grape
and Lemon Acids

a tablespoonful of
"Epsonade Salts" in a
glass of cold water the
next time you feel con-
sripated, bilious or
headachy will give you
ali the perfect action
on the bowels of a dose
of plain EPSON Salts
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-07-20
By Ford C. Frick

NEW YORK, July 2O.--one by
one the laurels are being shorn
from Yankee brows.
One by one their glories are be-
ing Topped off and trailed in the
dust.
Sunday, after going through 81
ball games without failing to score.
they were held scoreless in their
eighty-eighth game by the soft-shoe
curving of Mr.. Tom Zachary, late
of Washington, and now member
OF the raiding and raided Browns.
Truly, as Mr.. George Herman
Ruth remarked in the quiet of the
clubhouse following the debacle,
From here on out we ought to
get better. There's no chance Of
getting worse"
Mr.. Zachary, in case you don't
remember, Is the aging left-hander
who was traded to st. Louis by
Bucky Harris in exchange for two
bottle openers and patent safety
razor. 1t was also Mr., Harris who,
a few weeks ago, declared that
TONY Lazzari would never make
good in the big leagues because he
couldn't field"
Without desiring to cast asper.
siOns, IL occurs to us that a man.
ager who makes such trades and
thinks such thoughts, might be
the explanation for the low stand.
ing of the Griffs this year.
Or, avoiding any tendency toward
cattiness, we will put it this way.
The thrifty Dutchman who bought
Manhattan Island for $24 in copper
bracelets and glass beads, was
cheated by at least $3.50 on the
basis of the price the Browns paid
for Mr.. Zachary.
Which of course doesn't remove
the sting Of that shutout a dern
bit. or even help the six-game lead
which the staggering Hugmen still
manage to hold over the boisterous
Athletics '
1t wasn't that the young men
couldn't hit Mr.. Zachary. They
hit him abundantly-for nine hits.
which is several more than they
have made in a lot of games where
they won handily. AS the poets
have observed with more than
ordinary discernment, however:
"A nice safe clout is a pretty thing,
But let US remind, again,
1t isn't the number of hits that
count,
is the place they come-and when"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-07-20
Cole Exudes Wisdom

DERT COLE, who southpawed
- with Detroit and Cleveland for
several years, is leading the Pa
cific Coast League pitchers with
fifteen wins to five defeats. He
was asked the other day how he
explained his success in the
minors after failing in the big
show.
81 think it is an awful mis-
take" was the reply, "for a
youngster to be sent to the big
show too soon. I am still in my
twenties and right now, when
should be in the big money, am
in the minors because l wasted
five years on the pine boards. 1t
would be a crime to send Lyn
Larry and Roose, of Oakland, to
the majors. Give them a chance
to learn something. The only
baseball education consists of
playing the game. They ruined
Lefty O'Doul by making him sit
on the bench. Charlie Root was
given a chance to pitch two or
three years for Los Angeles and
now he is star with the Chi
cago Cubs"
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