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New Britain herald., 1926-04-05
Time Payments

uplifter: My good man. those who lead life of crime must pay pay-p0y!"
 Bill, The Burglar: "I don't mind paying as long as the judge gives me easy terms"
 Carol II. Buhman.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05
IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEDGE
 lCnndnctcd by Gertr1ldnl

 Teacher: The word charms is easy-try 1t, Mr. Tucket, pleaseP Paw Tucket: So you've been down 10 Floridav l said to pretty Sue, It seems your neck is quite tanned, Did charms get sun-burned, too?' ["
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

Member Audit Bureau ot Circulation The A B O. h national organization who' furnishes newspapers and adyer' tiseft with a strictly honest annlvsir Of circulation. Our circulation etntistics are based upon this audit. Thts insuret protection against fraud In newspaper distribution figures 10 both national md .loeGi advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05
FIVE AGES OF MAN

Age l---Group Age
 Age 2 10 10-Goop Age AZ 10 to 15-Hoop Age Age 15 to 20--Snoop Age Age 20 10 50--Dupe Age After 50--Stoop Age
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05
KRAZY KINDERGARTEN Conducted by Gertrude, Jr.)

lttlChtT.
 "Oliver, wen l told you not 10 pull Izzy's hair I dident meen yon should stick his brother Able in the back with your ruler! Now apologize, us-
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

Tho last year has seen an in crease Of g per cent in the total of motor busses. Compared with this it would be interesting 10 learn how much Of an increase, if any. there has been in inc total of rail- road coaches.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

Let's Use it With n Liberal Hand,
 Folks. If humor is 10 living, Folks, What sauces are to meat, Let's see that there's no lack of
 jokes On each days menu sheet!
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05
< POEM OF NATURE By Ted Osborne

BN jtu csDOTnc How nice it is to breathe the air Of carly morn these fresh spring
 days Yet it cant drive away dull care Like airs lively jazz band plays, How picturesque the nocks and
 herds,
 Beside the meadows, streams, and
 lakes. An. would that l could say in words How they would taste fin chops
 and steaks! And soc the hanCsome Mallard duck, As northward speedily he glides: But how much better he would look With strips of bacon on his sides. The little lark fills up his throat And sounds a note of gay content, But I would rather have a note That earns mo six or eight per
 cent,
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

The democrats will find a good issue, but nobody yet knows what the family row will be about.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

Wondering whether the Polar lighters are safe is going 10 be the summers greatest emotional sport.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation hooks and prsss room alwayI open to adyeftiser'
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

The Herald 10 on cafe daily in New York Bt HotalinEs Newsstand, Timet Square; schultz's NewsttGnds. Entrance Grand Central. t2nd street.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

For those who had no heavy cotIe. inc grip, or influenza 10 con- tend with. Easter was a very fair day
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

An alien is one who hasn't learned that the chief end of man is to work for his women folk.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05
.mhe, n, tb. a,.ociotrd Pres.

Member oi the Associated Press The Associated prert s eSclusINely en. titled 10 the nte for re'puhlicntian u all nt4ip credited 10 u o' not otherwise credited in thls paper and also local news published herein
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

. A referendum seldom demon- etrates anything except that people change their minds.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

If he howl9 about the way the country is run, you can silence him by asking if he voted last time.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

He Is past the kid stage if he is no longer proud of how late he stayed up last night
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

Il is high time to begin learning q new dance that won't get the sweat glands so agitated.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

A good father Is one who wor- ries when the boy does what he did at that age.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

A normal man is one who feels very complacent when he opens a stubborn fruit jar for the wife.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05
Ihc Man of IL.

Ross: Did you talk turkey to Grayson ?"
 Walker: 'I started 10, but we end cd up by talking chicken"
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

Alas. A thorough survey Of the colleges doesn't reveal a dozen 400 hittcrs.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

Before child psychology was in- vented, the daily dozen meant cuffs on the ear.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

How did you like the automobile parade7
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05
,GH2S, ~<s LsaL--y /
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Send all communications iu Fun Shop t,iil0r, care Of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded 10 New York
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

Spring: Mad season when boys run away, nations make war and people plan matrimony.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

Entered at the Post OTlct al 1eW Britain
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New Britain herald., 1926-04-05
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HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

tssued Daily Sunday EICeptsdl Al Herald Bids. @ Church Street
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

Nowadays a new Easter hat can scarcely compete with new silk hosiery.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

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New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

A true tightwad Is one who gets sensation of generosity by giving away something he doesn't want.
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

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New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

Correct this sentence: Ut never me" said he, to have the kid ask where a certain city or river is"
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 Syndicate)
New Britain herald., 1926-04-05

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Evening star., 1926-05-13

the second time. Johnny Chuck didn't
know that he was doing any harm.
lie just didn't think anything about
Il one way or the other. But, having
once climbed ono Of those little trees,
J. occurred 20 Johr4F 10 Climb an
other. At the time he didn't have
anything particular to do. Il occurred
10 him that he would like to be up
high where he could look around.
Actually he was only few feet from
the ground, but for one who lives all
the time on the ground that is high.
So up he went, and he sat for I while,
Just looking around. Then, for the
sake Of something to do, he began TO
Enaw the bark. II" did it rather alb
sent -mindedly, as the saving is. lie
didn't do a great deal at that par
crular time--not enough II do any
serious harm.
But johnny rather enjoyed sitting
up in that tree. II was an easy tree
TO get into. 1t wasn't Tar from his
home. He could look out over the
Green Meadows. He couId look over
- the Green Forest. You see, that
Noung tree was near the edge of the
orchard.
Come on up, Polly; come on up,
Folly" he cried to Polly Chuck. 1T
beats sitting up on our doorstep for
Watching for enemies. l wonder that
l haven't thought of it before"
But Polly Chuck was too much con-
cerned with household affairs to waste
any time. She had her family to look
after. And any mother with n family
10 look after knows what that means.
So Johnny climbed the tree daily, and
each time he pulled off little more
Evening star., 1926-05-13
In the Dark Hall.

II did not take Jean long to disc0I er
that she and Florence could never bc
friends in the actual meaning of the
word. But she did like Florence's hus-
band Richard, and was sorry for him.
He was q nice, kindly man, who, APP
parently, adored his wife. Florences
attitude toward him was. for the most
part. impatient. His easy-going atti-
tude, his kindly tolerance annoyed her,
and she never missed IL chance TO let
him know how she hated living in
Hamilton.
But If Jean did not like Florence and
saw through her outward charm into
her petty little heart, Mrs. Morgan
adored her. Everything that Florence
did was perfect. Jean wondered some
times why Mrs. Morgan. did not live
with her daughter, but She finally
cdln.s IL the conclusion that, il faced
with the proposition. Florence would
refuse point blank To have her mother
with her.
Jean began to he drawn into the
social life of the town, and the first
tiln@ she discovered that she actually
disliked Florence WAS at a. party given
by q young couple named Grange
Billy Grange was the foot ball coach
and Elsie, his wife, was Young and
N+Ae~
the center Of q great deal Of the gay
ETY. Of the town. and Jean and Conrad
had been invited there one evening for
dinner.
There We're eight people at dinner,
and Florence was one Of the guests.
Jean encountered her upstairs in
ElSie's bedroom and thought that she
looked unusually pretty and seemed
more than ordinarily animated. Csu-
ally her petulant expression narred
her looks, but tonight size was gay
and vivid.
How lovely YOU look" lean said,
generously. as she slipped out Of her
wrap. Just as if something nice had
happened TO YOU
Something nice has happened. ."
Florencs returned fippantly. I'm
having a free evening. Richard Won t
be here.
There was something SO hard about
the way she spoke that Jean WINGED.
Evening star., 1926-05-13
Your Baby and Mine
ny MYRTLE MEYER ELDRED.

HIrs. r. L. ID. writes can you tell
me if phlehitis is the same thing as
milk leg ana how it is caused? After
the birth of nv daughter ! had phle-
bits and wondered how it could have
been caused as before her birth | was
we'll all of the time. Is there any
cure for it,"
Answer. IS Inflammation
of the veins. and is caused by pres
sure. Il very often comes after child
birth. because of the additional weight
carried around at that time, and for
the same reason very heavy persons
suffer from it. Milk leg is always
phlebitis, but phlebitis is not always
milk leg. because it may have no con-
nection with pregnancy. People used
10 think because this swelling came
after childbirth that it was due
to the milk going down into the leg,
and hence the name. 1t cannot be
wholly cured, but it can be much re-
lieved. BandaginE the leg and Gle
va,ing it, resting it fer long period
Of time, are al helpful. If the teeth.
tonsils, nose or throat are in bad condi
ton the swelling will be aggravated.
and they should be put in d health
:ul condition.
If YOU had an Inflammation of the
breast this would have contributed to
making matters worse. In very bad
cases of phlebitis the vein can be re-
moved by operation with good results.
Evening star., 1926-05-13
What TomorrowMeans toYou
BY MARY BLAKE
Taurus.

TomorroW's planetary aspects augur
we'll for all new enterprises, or better
ment changes, as they are distinctly
favorable. The prospects are that all
work in connection with machinery or
along inventive lines will benefit most,
but all tasks that call for initiative and
patience will prove profitable and sue
cesStul. In the evening the signs are
not SO encouraging, ana the aspects
are uncertain and overcast. These
conditions always have Il marked ef-
feet on the temperament. and, when
such influences prevail, II is necessary,
in order to avoid things of a disagree.
able variety, to seek some mild form of
recreation, so as to divert the mind
from excessive introSpection.
Children born tomorrow will enjoy
normal health during infancy. and the
infrequent ailments from which they
will suffer will yield very readily to
ordinary treatment. These children at
a. very early age will attain physical
normalcy. They will have cheerful
dispositions and possess strong per
sonalities. They will be assiduous in
their studies but. while other children
may learn easily, it will require on
their part much concentration and Ia
Dor to master the intriCacies OF a
school curriculum. What they learn,
however. they will never forget. They
will prove to be loyal friends, have af
fectionate natures and be unselflsh
both in thought and deed.
II tomorrow is your birthday you
are self-centered and have little regard
for the convenience of others. No one
can gainsay your ability, your keen
perception and, at times, your brill
liancy. All, however, decry the fact
that these gifts are utilized by YOU
never to help others. but only to gain
your own ends. You are, probably,
successful in your own individual walk
of life. Your success has not been at
tained without leaving sores and hard
feelings. A victory when it is bought
at tho price of selfishness, is always
dearly bought. and does not, as q rule.
conduce to that degree of happiness
commensurate with contentment.
Your home life-and you exact much
from those that should he near and
dear to you-is not Il bed of roses, and
never can be until You learn the les
son that unselfiSh service brings in its
train affection and love. whereas lack
OF consideration for others breeds in
them lack OF consideration for you.
(COpyriSht. l926l
Evening star., 1926-05-13
DOROTHY DIX'S LETTER BOX
How Can Father Make His Daughter Marry the
Suitable Husband He Has Chosen?-ls the Bach
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sin life.
Evening star., 1926-05-13
THE MARRIAGE MEDDLER
By HAZEL DEYO BATCHELOB

Before she could answer, however,
Florence went on:
"Of course, you're still enveloped
in loves young dream" she said. q
slight edge to her voice. But wait
| till you come out Of it. Wait till you
know in advance just what Con IL
going 10 say next. You'H get 70 q
point where YOU want 10 scream"
"Impossiblc" Jean returned, fore
ing a laugh.
Not 50 impossible as YOU think. w
less you happen to be willing 10 settle
down into a rut. | won't do that. I
wanL excitement. There are times
when ! actually crave II. I'm going
10 have Il good time while I'm young:
! and, if / have to live in this poky
! little town, at least I'm not gOinG ~
| overlook any opportunities.
| Jean did not realize until later just
what Florence meant hy this sage
remark; and when she did 1t came as
| something of a shock to her. Jeaa
was modern. She had 40 pur1taEical
ideas about life: but TO her there was
something sacred about marriage.
Ever since she had listened u tho
voice Cf the minister who had real
her marriage lines she had beeu
struck with the terrible beauty Of tho
words. And 50 when. later in tho eve
ming. She left the living room to 90
upstairs for her handkerchief. AMI
came upon Florence and Merton
Thornc standing very close together
! in the dim hall, she experienced d
SeusatiO of disgust.
! She flew up the stairs conscious OF
! the fact that the Two had drawn apart
1T the sound of her footsteps. Flor
/ cuce'S laugh floated up after her. II
/ had a defiant ring in il. OF course.
| Jean couldn't bc sure. but she was
| almost certain that MertOn's arm.
! had been around Florence. How
could she let him make love TO herr
| like that? It hadn't even the dignity
| of being serious. So that was wSIt.
| Florence had meant by not neglectinE
| opportunities. She let men makH
| light love to her because she wa$
/ bored with her husband. She way
| happy only when she had what she
| termed Il free evening. so that ShS
could fiirt with some other man.
CONTINUED in tonorrow's star
Evening star., 1926-05-13
DELI 1ITEE ClVl01EC w. BURGESS

bark Each time he was little deeper
in mischief.
Now, all this time Farmer Brown s
Boy had been busy elsewhere and he
had not thought to see II Johnny
Chuck was doing any harm to the
young trees. When ne did think to 20
over and look he discovered that he
vas too late. He found another ruined
tree. lie knew that it was Johnny
Chuck who had done it because he
saw Johnny jump down out OF the
tree. For a few minutes Farmer
Browns Boy almost lost his temper.
Yes, sir. he did so. For few minutes
he felt almost inclined to go into the
house and get his terrible gun and
put an end TO Johnny Chuck. But in
the end he Erinned rucfully.
Johnny Chuck doesn't know any
better" said he. HE doesn't know
that he hasn't just as much right 10
the bark from this tree rs from any
Wild tree. The scamp is into mischief,
but doesn't know that he is into
mischief. There is only one thing to
do in a case like this, and that is to
put Johnny where he can't get into
mischief. l can't have my apple trees
ruined, even if l am fond of Johnny
Chuck. SO Johnny will have to go.
don't know just what III do with
him, but he can't stay here"
Copyright. 19@6.l
Evening star., 1926-05-13

and frequently by her own parents
also. OF course the bridegroom'S gift
Is something just for her alone. such
as a brooch or other bit OF jewelry.
She gives him something in the same
nature. But gifts even from brides
maids or ushers should be for both the
bride and bridegroom to enjoy-that
is, the things should be for the home
but remember they are sent to the
ride. And it is she who does the ac-
inowledging and who has To write all
the notes of thanks.
FavOrite Gifts.
Do not for a moment believe that a
bride prefers the unusual Gift invaria-
bly,, though the donors may especially
like TO send them. There are definite
things that are included in wedding
presents and without which Il bride
and bridegroom would be sorely disap-
pointed. Silver spoons, knives, forks
and other table silver are chief among
these. While relatives are apt to
present these things, do not be over
cautious about duplication. Frequent
ly the person buying a gift will ask
the silversmith il a duplicate has been
bought to go to Miss SO-and-So. The
jewellers or silversmithS keep IA list OF
all presents sent to debutante brides
by them and can refer to the list ana
give definite answer. Moreover,
they are in a position, then. to adj
wise If the purchaser likes, for they
know what is lacking as wen as what
is sent in plenty.
Not Always Good.
Do not strain the point i'll attempt
ing to he original in sending SlItS.
There are certain things that are out
ha
without being odd but others are Il
puzzle to know what to do with. l
know of one bride who received II
huge sterling tea caddy spoon. 1t was
so queer it was years after she was
marrie.! before she knew what 1t was
for, and jewelers. We're puzzled. too.
II was only by chance that she dis
covered in n museum what the silver
spoon with the enormous bowl and
the wee handle was for. 1t was an
antique and meant for the capacious
ol,ltime English tea CaddieS. 1t never
was of the slightest usey-but it was
different"
Something Different.
4 touch of distinction which, in
cidentally, will also prove a saving OF
money can be provided by inclosing
a piece of silver in a handsome silk
case lined with chamois, or wadded
silk Instead of buying a fancy box
for the silver articles, make such a
case for the gift, whether/a single
spoon or a set of knives or forks or
spoons. Tho bride will find the case
of genuine usefulness. while a jewel
RS box. meant for display purposes
;olely, afterward proves c1lttering
rather than useful. Initials Of the
bride embroidered on the case lend
further distinction. Use rich ribbon
tie strings, and inclOse the whole
thing in the jewelers. pasteboard box.
The jewelers. will deliver the gift il 1t
is taken back and arrangements made
ut the time Of purchase for this to be
done later rather than at that time.
Evening star., 1926-05-13
Streams of Stars.

Ancient people supposed that eX
cept for the planets revolving around
our sun, stars were fixed in the
heavens, although the latter appeared
to turn like a glittering wheel. our
telescopes show that our sun and
all other stars are plunging through
space at a terrific speed. Although
there are tens OF millions OF such
stars visible, none have yet been
known to collide, though that does
not prove that noEc ever did or ever
will; in fact, if two stars came within
millions OF miles of each other they
would leave their courses and rush
at each other with u force awful TO
contemplate.
For a long time scientists looked in
vain for some order or plan in the
courses. the world lines" as Einstein
calls them, traced by the stars which
appear to be rushing headlong in
every direction. Recently scientists
have believed that two streams Of
stars. having each a general direction,
arc passing through each other.
Now what do you know about that?
Answers to Yesterdays Questions.
!. Coal gas Is an odorless and dead
lv gas; what we smell from furnaces
and sometimes call coal gas is really
sulphur.
.. The pleasant smell in the cir
after a storm Is caused by ozone, pro-
duced by the action Of lightning on
oxygen.
8. The smell OF bad eggs is duo to
sulphur.
4. Smell Is not caused by vibration,
like light and heat and sound, but by
the throwing oft of molecules which
strike the nerves OF the nose and pro-
ducc sensation.
5. The sense OF smell except in
carrion birds. is rather poor, owing TO
their horny beaks.
6. Bad-smelling gas is put in illuni-
mating gas to warn you that deadly
carbon Inonoxide is escaping.
a government hydroelectric prof.
ect in Spain will necessitate the con-
struction OF nearly $4,000 miles of
high tension line.
Evening star., 1926-05-13
Dreaded Lamb Outlets.

Buy three or four pounds Of the
forequarter Of lamb and have it eur
20 get the shank in one half and the
scla+r or neck in the other half. Take
the scrag half, remove the shoulder
blade, and cut at the backbone L"
separate into outlets. Steam over
boiling water until tender. Set 10
press under a weight until cold. Dip
each outlet in an egg beaten and di-
luted with milk, then roll In soft,
siftel bread crumbs and fry in hot
tal until we'll colored. Serve Wi h
.;,.'ine beans. carrots or turnips and
nOtatOeS.
Evening star., 1926-05-13

Jean Ains1eU and Conrad Morgan,
elope after q foot ball game at Ham
tton College. Thcy fdU IN lore at
first sight and do not stop to think
OF the consequences. Jean diScOrCrs
later that her mother in -lGt0 must
make her home 1nlth them and that
the older 1r0mGn has tahCn q dislike
to her CO1trGd has Il sister Flor
ence, achOSe husbdnd is u professor
at the College. she calls on Jean, aCho
feels that MrS. MOrgdn dnG Florence
are aligned against her.
Evening star., 1926-05-13
Whole Fried Potatoes.

Pare some rather small potatoes.
soak them in cold water for an hour
or longer then dry on Il cloth. Let
boii In hot fat until they can Is
pierced with d sllewer, drain on soft
paper at tho oven door ana serve at
once. The potatoes should bc neaiy
and good -As many may be cooked
at once as the frying kettle will con-
veniently hold. They will take about
half an hour 10 cook.
Evening star., 1926-05-13
What Do You Know
About 1t?
Daily Science Six

1. What star is nearest the
earth
2. Toward what star is our
sun moving?
3. How can YOU locate the
Pole Star IN the sky:
4. Where does the Pole Star
appear in the heavens when
you observe it on the equator?
5. Can the Southern Cross be
seen in the United States?
9. Are more stars visible in
the Southern hemisphere than
In the Northern?
Answers to these questions in
toinorroW's star.