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New Britain herald., 1926-06-22
Right Sized Pack

Explorer: "There I was. treed by a pack of wolves, and no chance of rescue till morning."
 Friend: 'I'll bet the time hung heavy on your hands that night" Explorer: Tt wasn't bad. When I countcI the wolves there were 52 in the pack, so l played solitaire with them all night"
 Il, s. Hamilton
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Member Audit Bureau of Circulation The A B. c. fs 6 national organization whscs. furnishes newspaper and sdver- tissrs with a strictly honest analysit or circulation. Our circulation statistics srs based upon this audit. This insuret protection against fraud in newspaper distr'bution figures to both national and local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

IN KI .SS AT kRAZY KOLLEGE
 Conducted by Maxine) Teacher:
 The word 'anliquated.' MT. Are, in your best non-alcoholic Scotch" Justice |. Are: Sand Burr's @ verra close friend O
 mine, I let him use my razor an my hat; In fact I'll lend him anything but
 money, For We antiquated well enough for
 that"
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

New York night club proprietors arc looking about for a refined title" They should offer s1O.yOO in prizes for winning names, like some magazines do.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22
-NrIIIc " ODDCT kRAZN KINDERGARTEN (Conductad by Junior)

Fletcher:
 Luke stop that siggling. Don't cnything ever make you sad? Take that sourball out of your mouth be- fore you anser and use the werd elastic correckly." Luke Around: I'll allwa. 8 wear this happy grin, III always feel perfeckly grate Vile a single rollypop's left in the
 werld And elastic of peppermint aint ate"
 Laura Dcnholm.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22
Nothing's Ever Wasted. Folks,

Those hair-ribbons of yesteryear From cobwebbed attics re-appear, They've found a use for 'em and
 that's To doll ID this years mems straw
 hats.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22
T. -SIIaIIV

Mrs. Taylor: What kind of new hat did Mrs, Cody get?"
 Mrs. Knapp: Tt is a local imita- ton of Paris imitation of a New York imitation of Paris model"
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22
,er ot ,b, As.oclated Prr,p.

Member of the Associated Press The Associated Presh is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication ~ all news credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also looa news published herein.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and prsss room always open to advertiseTE
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

The Herald Is on sale daily in New York st HotaliHss Newsstand. Times square; schultz's Eewsstauds. Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLlsHINo COMPANY

Issued Daily Sunday Exeepted) Al Herald BldR- ST Church Street
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

< committee in Chicago is raising s27S.oo0 for avo.vaar scientific study of human behavior.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Many q woman falls in love with a man at first sight-of his new car!
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

There may be no real saturation point in the automobile market, but we've seen it in some drivers.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Hour by hour America doubtless has as many unemployed as Eng land but over here they get paid well for it.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Since the war. people no longer Use substitutes for food except at afternoon teas.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

You don't really need a trcmen- dous vocabulary until you step on a bit of used gum.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Correct this sentence: Lets move into a cheaper ncighborhoop, said the wife. "regardless of what our friends think Protected by Publishers Syndicate)
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

And sn there are fewer mountain feuds. Well, perhaps dry agents satisfy their longing for target prac- tice.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Womens minds drift far away as they sew. and We often wonder if it affects surgeons that way.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

It might he nice to go 10 bed by dayligft-saving time and get up by time.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

The wild goat mentioned in the Bible is an lbex.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Extsrsd at the Post Orice st New Britain
 as Second Class Mall Matter
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

SUBSCRIPTION RATES e8.oo Year.
 tz.oo Three Monthh
 7Se. s Month
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

I'd needs look far, were l 10 seek Another love with your technique! But now, Senor. youn have to go. A lover, yes-a husband, NO!
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Considering what people are, one shudders to think what they would be without religion.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Speaking of variety. there Is the story you tell friends about the smash-up. and the one you tell when you trade the car in.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

There could be more economy in dresses. After ten years a girl sel- dom outgrows dresses from the knees down.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

II is a good idea 10 celebrate the 150th anniversary of liberty. In an- other year or so there may be none
 to celebrate.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22
LINES TO \ SPANISH CAVALIER
 Ry Dpna Reed

I like your dash, like your pep My Spanish Man, and when We step The tango, ah, l sigh with bliss; And ecstasy is in your kiss.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

 G9 LEY / Fun chOp @ ss
 kfaXs0N oXKAlL dUu

N Send all communications to Fun
 Shop Editor, care of the New
 Britain Herald, and your letter i. will be forwarded to New York.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

The good aren't hated any more, except in the case Of 'he model boy of a village.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

We've about reached the point where the fact that man is missing proves that somebody didn't miss him.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

You throw the bull too gracefully; You're much too good al it for me, \ toreador 1 wouldn't mind. But the bull you throw is NOT that
 kind
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

TELEPHONE CALLe
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New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

France helped Spain, To be ortho- dox. the Spanish must soon begin 10 hate her.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Alas, So many of those who can get educated only in the school Of experience have no experience.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22
Facts sondFancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

The great need Of the times seems to be joIs that will commence just after commencement.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Doubtless patriotism is what makes one people mad Whon a home radical it scorEs is rejected hy an- other country.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Why do colleges drop the honor system? If works rather well. Think, for instance, how few of us are criminals.
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

\dios,
New Britain herald., 1926-06-22

Il. S. Hamilton
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-09-06
AIRING ON 80
NE us ITEMS

ARLINGTON COUNTY. Sept. s.
with plans completed for the second
annual convention and carnival Of
The ArIington-F Fairfax Volunteer
Tfremenss Associations to be held at
falls Church Thursday and continu
s1g through Saturday night, Presi-
Cent James r.. Mossburg announced
today that this win be the biggest
event of its kind ever held here.
Proceeds from the carnival viii
be added to firemen's relief fund.
There will be a special meeting
Of the Wonaan's auxiliary TO the
arlington Fairfax Firenen's Associa-
ton at the Clarendon community
hall tomorrow night at s o'clock.
W. GIern Bixler was unanimously
elected chief of the Jefferson Dis.
frict fire department at the annual
meeting held at the firemen's hall
ht Virginia Highlands Saturday
night. Frank Tracy was elected
secretary.
Chief RixIer announces that he
win appoint the assistant chief and
other officers at the next meeting
4AE dAiuudA clSCllOH ol Objects
of the Edward Douglas White
council. knights Of Columbus, will
be held Wednesday night in the
auditorium Of st. Charles school at
Clarendon.
The st. James club of West
Falls church will hold a dance in
the school auditorium at Broad and
Spring streets tomorrow night,
starting at $50 o'clock.
The Falls Church fire department,
according to reports, will clear
from their recent carnival about
$1,000.
The directors of the Arlington
County Chamber of Commerce have
endorsed the petition of the Wash
ington, Virginia and Maryland
Coach Co. for an extension of their
bus lines through Ashton Heights
and Bon Air which resolutions
will be presented to the Virginia
State Corporation Commission at
the public hearing to be held at
Richmond on Friday.
Members of the board It was
stated today will attend the hear.
ing.
The monthly meeting of the Ar.
1lngton County Civic Federation
will be held at the courthouse to-
morrow night with president Robert
e. Plynnale presiding.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-09-06
Bis SPEEDBOAT
REGAT IA IS ON

DETROIT, Mich, Sept. 6.-Two
motor-boat racing classics of the
year, the Harmsworth trophy and
the 1-o,niIe international sweep
stakes, were carded for decision
here this afternoon.
The sweepstakes is marathon
water event for displacement boats.
Ten boats have been nominated and
nine of them have qualified at a
speed Of better than the required
IS miles per hour. That a new
record will be set for this event is
practically certain. Three of the
boats in their time trials bettered
Col. J. G. Vincents lap record of
59.4 miles an hour set last year.
The first heat OF the British in
ternational or Harmsworth trophy
race is scheduled for 4:30. In this
event Gar Woods Miss America v,
the defender, and two other mem
bers of the American team, the
Miss Americas III and w, will race
against the French challenger, Elk
celsior France.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-09-06
FOUR D. c. PHYSICIANS
WILL ADDRESS MEET

Four Of Washington's leading
physicians and medical experts, will
address the twenty-eighth annual
convention of the American Hos
pitaI Association when it meets in
Atlantic City September q.
They are DIR. William A. White,
superintendent of st. EIizabeth's
Hospital, named by Secretary of the
Intreior Work as official delegate
to the convention; Dr. w. P. Nor
rill, superintendent of Columbia
Hospital; Mrs. Julia C. Stimson, of
the Army nurses corps, and A. e.
Foote, OF the division Of sim
plified practice Of the Department
OF Commerce.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-09-06
Plan FOR.
new YEAR

4 On next Wednesday all Of the
Jewish churches in this city viii
celebrats the Jewish New Year
with special services and musical
programs. Ths celebration is a
worldwide event among all mem
bers Of the Hebrew race.
In the Jewish tradition, Rosh
Eashanah marks the anniversary
q the creation Of the world, sup
posed to have taken place 56S7
years ago. The year beginning
with this New Years Day will
be known as the year 56S7.
Rabbi Abram Simon, pastor of
the Sixth Street Synagogue, win
hold services next Wednesday night
and again on Thursday morning
at 10 o'clock. He will preach at
both services and the choir Thurs
day will be augmented by a
double male quartet
The members of the orthodox
Branch OF the faith are holding
daily morning services at the pre-
sent time. The services will con-
finue during the ten days i'm
mediately following the New Years
Day until the day of AtonemeIit.
The greeting of the day L'sha-
nah tovah "a Happy New
Year" is used in the homes and
synagogues and where ever the
orthodox Jew meets his acquaint-
ances.
Jewish Movie to be Shown.
The Young Mems Hebrew As
ISOLATION will present the premier
OF sYiskor.'' the first Jewish pho
toplay ever made. in the auditor
fum Of the Jewish Community Cen
ter next Sunday night. The pic
ture viii be repeated Monday and
Tuesday night.
The picture was made by the
yiddish Art Theater at the cost of
500 900. Maurice Scwartz plays
the leading role.
The photoplay Is brought here
Ga connection with the Rosh Hash
onnah and Yom Kippur holidays,
which viii be observed by the Jews
of this city starting at Wednes-
day shutdown.
Edward Rosenblum, president Of
the Z. NJ. ii. A. was very much
eIated over the fact that his or
ganization was. bringing TO this
city the premier Of the picture.
If the present showing Is success
full, the X. M. III. "A. will follow with
other Yiddish pictures.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1926-09-06
Riddles Dresses.
or Panti Dresses
6oc . : T.:
These formerly sold for 81 and $1.59.
Of such materials as prints, chambray and
ginghams Good assortment Of colors, but
in sizes to 5 only.

PaIais RoyaI-Bargain Basement.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-04
CONSOLIDATION OF
THREE BIG FIRMS
ANNOUNCED TODAY
BY United Press Leased Wire

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 4.-Consoli-
dation of the Skaggs United Stores
company, Skag9S each stores and
SafcWay Stores. Inc, which has been
lunorcd for several weeks in coast
financial circles. was officially con
firmcd here in Il Joint statement by
officials of the three concerns.
The fusion of the three companies,
said to involvc upwards of 100000.
600. and affecting 500 stores, meat
markets and bakeries with 1000 cm
plovcS in various west coast cities,
was effective as of July |, 1926.
The new organization will be
known in..thc north as the Skaggs-
Safcway Stores, with headquarters
at Oakland. and in the south as
NafcWay stores. with the homo of
flee in Los Angeles.
The merger. according to officials
of the concern. is to effect greater
economies in operation and diStri-
button.
No changes will be made in thc
managing personnel, of the various
companies, but parent holding com
pany is to be formed through which
he subsidiaries Will function, it was
said
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-04
Family In Need
OF Assistance

Probation Officer \. W. Swanson
made Il visit ia n family living in
Il house in the rear of the Hollywood
motel. which is in dire circumstances
and in need of assistance. The wo-
man is i'll and in bed, threatened
with tuberculosis She came here
from the northern part of the state
few weeks ago. in search of Il
place where her health might be
improved She has four children,
and one of the boys has knowledge
of painting and would be glad of al.
opportunity to secure work. Other
wise Mr.. swanson promised that the
county would render her aid 1t is
suggested by the probation Officer
that this is a worthy ease in which
the women of tho community might
render aid to Il woman whom h" be
icVcS 10 be entirely deserving aud
who is in Straightcned circum.
stances, She has been deserted by
her husband aud MAS no knowledge
Of his whereabouts. Those de
string to assist can do so by getting
in touch with Mr.. Swanson.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-04
FEDERAL, JUDGE
QUITS TO AVOID
LMPEACH MEN 7
By United Press Leased Wire

WASHINGTON. Nov, PrcSi-
dcat Coolidge today accepted IT,
resignation Of Federal Judge George
W. English Of Eastern Illinois, djs-
tIict of Illinois. who WAS scheduled
- face Impeachment proceedings in
rpc senate next week,
The >cuatr win meet Nov. 10 ~
scheduled, despite .Iddgc English :
resignation. but it is proh"ble Ia"
,har2vs VIII hc dropped in yjer OF
A,, resignation, Scnator No""iS, Z"
pahhcar, Nebraska, acting cha':.
wan Of the mdictary committee,
said
Although he could Stlll h" legally
hailed hcfnrc the senate +, face tn"
Impeachment charges, it has been
customary in the past Whca rhc dc
fcndant official resigned in such
caScs. to abandon trial
Acceptance Of Jh" reSignatio@
was announced n the White House
aftcr u conference between the
president aud Rcprcscrtativo Micii-
nor, Republican,, Michigan, and Rrn,
rcscutativo. Summers, Democrat,
Texas, tNo of the managers ap,
pointed by the house to prosecute
i,rglish before the senate.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-04
JURY RETURNS
MURDER VERDICT
AGAINST GOODWIN

SANTA AM. Ca;;f, Nov, /.
The Rev Phillip Goodwin. actor-
priest, was found guilty by iury
in Orange county superior court to-
day of the murder of j. i. P;ttcr-
son. Los Angeles bond broker.
The verdict carries with it the
death penalty.
Goodwin was arrested last spring
in New York City following disroN-
cry of Patterson : partially burned
body in Santa Ana canyon.
Albert Dewey Gaines. Utah COW
pmcher, held jointly for TIA" crime,
confessed and turned states cvi-
dcnce. He WAS the principal wit
ness against the cleric and is to be
tried later.
The state claimed that Goodwin
forged Patterson : name to securit-
les owned by the latter after mur-
dering him, establishing this us a
motive for the shaving.
1t took the jury but a short time
to reach decision after receiving
fisal instructions from Judge +. J.
Marks
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-04
hamber to Have
Float in Parade

|fh"fo MAS - good attendance at
meeting Of the directors Of the
|mber of commerce last evening.
many matters of importance
|fc discussed,
|'hc directors discussed the pro
ition for a float IN the parade ON
|niSiicc day, aud satisfactory
grcSS was reported, \ very fine
n is being prepared. the details
(which are being Ecnt under covrr.
Secretary Carmichael SAYS il is
De- a pleasing ON" and viii cause
h comment ON the uurt Of those
view the parade. The float Will
completed in few days. and viii
ready fer entrance on the day OF
celebration.
mother matter that was discussed
that OF increasing the member
b. An intensive drive is ia hr
ic for members in "A quiet way.
member being committee Of
to secure members. It is hoped
the business men generally will
the chamber their hearty sup
1t is planned to increase the
nberShip to $50, which is about
more than the present member
he meeting resolved itself into y
kcr at the conclusion of the bus
5, when Harold \. Burnham, u
Mt benedict, passed ont the Ha-
ns much to the delight of broth.
ircctnrS on the board.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-04
BREWSTER PLANS
TO DISPOSE OF
PUBLICATIONS
~, nited Press Leased Nir"

Los ANGELES. Noy. t. sale by
Eugene Y. Brewster Of his five
movie magazines WAS scheduled to
h" cou>ummatcd here this afternoon.
The prospective purchasers are l.,
+. Whcclcr-Reid. Publisher Of lIol-
Iywood Life aud l.. A. Ei'tcr-Brown,
Lo, Angeles capitalist.
''Thc negotiations have bccn u;.
der way for some time, - Wheeler
Reid said. "rLc addition Of The
magazines viii make Los Angeles
'hc motion-pictnrc magazine pub.
fishing center Of the country.
Tire Brewster magazines are val
rcd 1T %50o.O0O. They are Motion
Picttrca Motion-picturr Monthly,
Notioulpicturc Classics. Beauty and
Shadowland.
Brewster, Il was said, will retire.
He was married in Ensenada a week
ago to CorlisS Palmer, film actress
aud former Macon. Georgia, cigar
stand girl, hess thau - hours after
obtaining q Mexican divorce from
his New York wife from whom he
has been c,trangod for several
wears. u i
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-04
BELGIAN PRINCE
IS MARRIED TO
PRINCESS ASTRID
Ceremony Performed by
Anti-MOnarchist And
Socialist.
BY OLE CAVLING
United Press Staff Correspondent

STOCNNOLM, Nov. :. Prince
Leopold cf Belgium. duke OF Bra
bant and heir to the Belgian throne.
today was married by an anti-mon-
archist socialist Lord Mayor to Prin-
cess Sophie Louise Thvra AStrid,
of sweden, niece OF King GustaNr,
The ceremony WAS performed in the
throne room of the royal palace be
fore an assembly that included four
kings and two queens.
Lord Mayor Cart Lindhageu of
Stockholm, who performed the brief
civil ceremony. annually for som"
years has submitted n bill to par
lament demanding the dissolution
of the monarchy. Replying to an
interviewer who inquired how he
could bring himself to officiate At
- royal wedding, Lindhagcn replied:
II have no hesitation in uniting
two young folks who really love
each other.
Leopold will not see Astrid 5 bob
bed head after this cvening until h"
meets her in Antwerp Sunday or
Monday to escort her 10 Brussels
where a religious marriage ceremony
will be conSummated November 10.
Tonight the royal bride and groom
will part, each to accompany mem
berS of their respective families to
Antwerp, although today's cerc-
mony legally made them man and
wife.
King Gustave of Sweden. King
Albert and Queen Elizabeth of the
BclgianS, King Christian and Queen
NoXandrinc of Denmark and King
Haakon of Norway along with others
of lesser royalty witnessed the p.
N. wedding and were to participat"
in the evening $ gayety. Five of
Ewopc'S rcigning kings did not at
TEND.
Imperial Valley press., 1926-11-04
DEMOCRATS HOLD
WHIP HAND IN
UPPER HOUSE
Victories of DOnahey,
Smith and Ritchie Are
Impressive To G.. O. p.
By PAUL r. MALEON
United Press Staff Correspondent

WASHINGTON. Nov. t. FaI
reaching political and Legislative ef
fccts involving pending issues and
present leadership of the Republican
and Democratic parties We're enviS
aged by political observers here to-
day as a result of Tuesday : cong.
ressional election.
As final returns confirmed that
the Democratic minority in the sen
ate had been increased by seven
votes and in the house by at least ! |
votes, politicians talked Of TIE fol
lowing possible consequences of the
Democratic gain.
Victories of three outstanding Dem
ocratic governors, TT Smith in New
York, Donahev in Ohio and Ritchic
in Maryland have strengthened
movements to advance them ~
Democratic presidential candidates
in 1928 with Il new leadership of the
Democratic party. The statement
of Judge Olvancy. head of Tammany
Hal in New York, that lit looks
like Al in 1925 showed how the
Smith followers are talking as Il
result of the New York governor 5
100000 victory.
Similarly, the defeat of William
NJ. Eutler, chairman of the Repuhli-
can national chairman committee in
the Massachusetts scnatorial con
test, has revived rumorS that he
might retire as active head of the
party. Buffers friends here in
sist, however, that the manager Of
President Coolidge : campai2n in
1924 will DELAY his resignation until
the presidential campaign of 1875
and that if Mr.. Coolidge should de
eide to run again, Butler will remain
with him.
Democrats claim the outcom" on
Tuesday : contest will influence Mr..
C0olidge's ultimate decision ON ram
uiug for reelection.
One Vacancy
Final election figures also prompt
ed discussion of what may he done
by the next congress on the tariff,
IlIpnll'lt ION. lbl III i'l''A h'''' = ~ 80
economic legislation. The lineup
shows the senate will stand:
Republican 4S q vacancy IN
Maine
Democrats ~.
Farmer. Labor |.
With such slender plurality in
cluding many independent Rcpuhli-
cans who will work with Democrats,
there does not seem much poSSlhlI-
ity of passing amy administration
measures opposed hy the Democrats.
The lineup of the house will be:
Republicans 2%7.
Democrats 1913.
Farm,Labor >.
Socialist |.
This majority, safer than the sen.
ate. will enable house Republicans
to nuilfy at least some Democrats
legislation which may slip through
the senate.