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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
EnYiOms.

John T. Sparr, the famous surgeon,
was talking on vivisection. Some of
the greatest surgical and medical dis
coveries have been achieved through
this method and other experiments
with animals. On the other hand, I
am not prepared to say but what there
have been unnecessary cruelties. But
no privilege is wrong just because
there are some who abuse it.
Then, too, the layman is apt to
take a very different angle from the
man of medicine-like Flanagan.
"It says in the paper remarked
Murphy, that a biologist who wanted
to study the effects of alcoholism kept
guinea pig under the influence of
whisky for four years.
Think OF that!" exclaimed Flanna-
gan. "And only yesterday man was
trying to tell me the scientists are
cruel to animals"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24

Webb district looking at farm land
with the intention of getting a farm
here in the fall He will return to
California to attend to business mat
ters and expects to return here in
juno.
A Fogarty of Pearce was a business
visitor in Webb Sunday.
A large and merry crowd gathered
at the Henry Grizzle orchard for a
picnic on Sunday.
Brantley Seal was Webb visitor
Sunday, coming here on business.
Mrs. A. w. Bouldin spent the week.
end at home in Whitewater, return
ing to Huachuca Sunday morning.
James Schupbach has returned to
his ranch at Webb to plant his sum.
mer crops.
Judge Mrs e. d. Harris was IN
Douglas Monday and Tuesday on
court business.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24

whom Mr. Garvn represent
physician consulted within
antiseptcs applied the
seldom No frightened usually
colds,
busy swallowed
painless
trouble high
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
TUCSON B. & p. w. CLUB
OPPOSES PHOENIX MUSEUM
(By Dispatch A. r. Wirel

(By Dispatch A. p, Wiral
TUCSON, April % The Business
and Professional Women's club of
Tucson went on record Thursday as
unanimously opposing the children of
the state being asked to take a part
in the financing of museum for
Phoenix when a state museum al
ready exists at the University of Ari-
zona. The resolution was presented
to the club by Mrs. Ida Flood Dodge,
who spoke upon the injustice done
the present museum in it's commend
able work and that of tbs director,
Dean Byron Cummings. The resolu-
tion will be forwarded to all inter-
ested in promoting the museum in
Phoenix
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
OBREGON'S NEW BANK
(By Dispatch A. P. Wiral

NAVAJOA, Son., Mex, April "a
The recently formed Banco Reffacion-
aior backed by farmers of the Mayo
river valley and headed by General
Alvero Obregon, will open officially
May 1, said reports given out here to-
day by the bank headuarters.
The institution, one of the new farm
loan banks, will have large capital,
raised among the farmers of Nava-
joa, Cajeme, Huatabampo and Nainari
and will be- at the service of the grow
ers of that region. Charters and con-
cessions for founding the bank re-
Gently were awarded Obregon.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
TORNADO KILLS WOMAN.

(By Dispatch A. P. Wirel
DURAN, Okla, April 23.-Mrs. Tom
Callen, 80, was killed in a tornado
which struck near Fillmore and Cole
man in Johnston county northwest of
here late today. An unidentified wom-
an was probably fatally injured. Sew
eral other persons were slightly in
jured. Property damage was placed
at 100000 Mrs. Callen was killed
when he house was picked up, carried
200 feet and smashed.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
En- Suite.

Little Mary was taken to the coun-
try and of course they showed her the
barn and all the interesting things it
contained-little pigs, tiny calf anad
old black tabby with her three little
kittens busily getting their breakfast.
Mary was enraptured and turning to
her mother exclaimed: do you sup
pose we could get a set like this for
our house%
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
THE GORED OK
prescott Courier)

the unseatng of
the insofar
ballots
could be declared the
all disputed
Brookhart
election results
had
justice the old the
supported
election.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
PHOENIX BEATS GLENDALE.

PHOENIX, April 23.-Phoenix high
school lost to Glendale high on the
local diamond Thursday afternoon,
to 1, before what was said to be the
second largest crowd that ever wit
messed a high school baseball game
in Arizona. Glendale thereby wins
the Salt River valley championship
and the right to represent at the
Tucson state games.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
HINDU-MOSLEM CLASHES
CONTINUE IN CALCUTTA
(By Dispatch A. T.. "

CALCUTTA, British India, April %,
CLASHES between Hindus and Mos
lemd occurred on the streets again
today, three persons being killed and
a number injured. The trouble was
confined mostly to individual assaults
and there was no organized fighting.
Police had the situation we'll under
control tonight, but danger of fur
ther trouble was not considered pats.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
Abe Martin

A murderer stumbled an fell an
was captured in eastern Ohio this
week that had never been parOled.
"Anybuddy here from Terry Hut 2"
asked Lafe Bad at m party last night,
nm some feIIer answered, eyes," nm
then Lafe said. 'LOan me your cork
screw
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
More Truth Than Poetry
BY JAMES j. MONTAGUE
LINES ON THE WART HOG.

LINES ON THE WART HOG.
The wart-hog is not much to see,
No rest for weary eyes is he.
And though his ways are kind and mild
And he is gentle as a child
Most folks who sed him cry, Gee
whizz
How horrible that creature Isl"
And turn their heads and walk along,
Thus doing the good creature wrong.
We should not-see the copy books
Judge brutes or people by their looks.
We ought to make these words suf-
flee:
They're ugly, but they may be nice. .
Appearances should not control
The judgments of the human SOUL
We always shoul in point of fact
Prize people by the way they act
And neither brutes nor men despise
Because their faces hurt our eyes.
And give us an unpleasant thrill.
We ought to-but we never will!
Nor should we case a second glance
Aat maiden who by favoring chance
Are very lovely to the view
OF course we should not, but we do!
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
Knew Her Onions.

Little Jane Mes of st. Louis was
was having some photographs taken
for her grandmother in AItadena.
The photographer had just nicely
posed her, and was arranging the
camera.
AS he put the cloth over her head,
Jane surprised him by saying, oh,
you can't scare me-"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
PLAYING SAFE.

Uncle Sam will go into the World
Court, but he will insist on his con-
stitutional right of immunity.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
A LIrC1KY BREAK.

Mr.. Mussolini knows that he's for
tunate in not having Roman nose of
a prominence to match his own.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
Sixteen Years Ago

A. S. J. SHROPSHIRE who has had
charge of the Queen hotel for the past
six months, has resigned and the hos
telry is now in the hands of Mr..
Moore, Mrs. Traynor and E. M. Good
SELL of Copper Hill.
Little Miss Janet Strodthoff enter
tanned a party of friends yesterday
afternoon with peanut hunt on thS
lawn and other diversions. The little
guests present were Marion Doan
Alice Cowan, Lorna Lockwood, Ogden
and Marion Hammill, James Sexton.
Maude Daily, James Douglas, Kather-
inc and Elizabeth Simonson, Elizabeth
Romadka, Louise Brown, William
Reno Emma Hanson, Winifred Paul,
Marylyn Norton, Dorothy Foulkes,
Harry Van Treese, John and William
Greene, Edith Dicus, r, l.. Scott and
Frances Calisner.
Mrs. Charles Blythe and daughter
returned yesterday from a short visit
in El PasO.
Mrs. Otta Smith won the cup in the
ladies' finals at the Country club yes
terday with a score of 63. The score
of Mrs. j. A. Holden was second.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
Corrected.


For languages supposed to be
dead" says Premier Stanley Baldwin,
Latin and Greek are lively corpses.
They are like the cobbler.
'In County Cork was cobbler who
insisted on taking his cobbling to
wakes. 1t grew to be a village scan
dal. Still he would do it. They laid
trap for him. A neighbor pretended
to die. The cobbler came to the wake,
and, sitting beside the coffin, went on
cobbling. The dead man sat up in his
coffin and said severely:
Faith, don't ye know We are not
supposed to cobble at a wake?
Faith retorted the cobbler.
whacking the corpse on the head with
his mallet, don't We know corpse is
supposed to be deadT"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
HOW TO TELL

You can never be sure it is spring
till the greens-keeper takes down the
Winter Rules sign.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24
Doing Her Duty.

Lord and Lady Apsley, who Travelled
to America in the steerage to study
American conditions, were interviewed
in San Francisco. Lord Apsley said
in the course of the interview:
"a local strike of brickIayers is on
in an English town. 1t seems that the
mayor of the town, in the course of
an address, stopped speaking, watch
in hand for a minute and half, and
then said:
: THAT, my friends, 4 is the time it
takes for one bricklayer to lay one
brick
"And the bricklayers are striking
now for an apology from the mayor.
"All this goes to prove" Lord APPS
ley went on, that you can overdo
Bricklayers can overdo
their policy of 'ca-canny, and mayors
can overdo their accusations.
at reminds me of story.
:" Did you give our patient doc
tor said to nurse one morning, the
sleeping powders according to direc
tions?'
eyes, doctor, sure did--every hour,
just as you advised said the nurse,
and maybe didn't have the deuce of
a time wakin' him up from the third
powder on
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-04-24

Mrs. Charles Blythe and daughter
returned yesterday from a short visit
in Eel Paso.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-10-14

CIT corrections are always made when attention is
called TO any serious sins Of commission omission
The women Of Sioux Falls probably had fine
field day romping about the imposing stones turtles
and notypes They learned the countless opera
tons necessary in turning out even paper of small
dimensions and their wonder should not have been
that there are few mistakes in each edition, but
that there not vastly more when the terrific
speed is measured with which the news Of day must
be marshacd and placed at your breakfast table or
your doorstep before you reach home for the
days rest.
Every newspaper needs the guidance OF its read
and clients, but newspaper deserves the carp
ing criticism Of the sclf-intcrcsted politician who
seeks TO poison at its source and to twist edi
torial views to serve selfish ends.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-10-14
HERE COMES THE BRlDE

! looked about somewhat wildly
and seeing Mamie. whom somebody
had been thoughtful enough to bring
into the room, whispered that l
wanted to talk with her alone for o
moment while i was being made
ready for the ceremony.
One Of the nurses and m inferno
wheeled me into an adjoining room
and left me alone with my friend.
mamie, do you know what IL 60
ing to. hGppen?" ! said. "Do you
know that in q minute or two am
going to be married to John Mere
dith and don't even know after last
night whether Jerry 10 alive or dead"
I realized that Mamie WAS looking
at me rather strangely and almost
shouted: "Mamiel! nothing has hap
pened to Jerry-hc's all right, is he
not
eyes. Judy, don't worry about Jer,
~. He has been right here at the
hospital all morning waiting to sec
ypu." ~
"Does he know am going to mar
ry John?"
"Joan told him few minutes a&o
that you were"
"What did ne say p, N.nsy
mot . word. He just dropped
down in q chair and stared at Miss
Meredith as though she were tell
ing him that you were dying.
!, "Whcn she had finished, she wait
ed q moment for him to say some
thing, but, as he still kept silent, she
turned to- me and said: II think Judy
would want both you and Mrs. Hath
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-10-14

I on the taplc and spinning around Oh
one toe. "Guess where I'm going
|tonight. Eric asked me-
Probably to the Gcrhart party
answered Judith calmly.
Myra stared. """':y, how did you
know about it?''
dow. Because | am going too
She said nbscntly. She heard Myra's
quick slntake Of breath. but the girl
kryidcntly remembered her manners
and suppressed her surprise.
How NICE" she said conventional
~. rs that baggy -knccd professor
man taking your
Judith walked casually toward the
closet. "No. Will Wcthcrcl asked
me-" She hummcd a little tune.
Myra sat down heavily On the bed.
.WiNs. Wethcrcl! Why, he's cake
eater nothing more or less. Will
Wetbercl!" Then, seeing Judith's
face, she fastened to explain, Il don't
mean anything uncomplimcntury, Of
course. It's easy to see why any man
would want to take II stunning rcd
head like you to a party. But--weh,
II is rather queer combination, Will
Wetherel with School-teacher."
There was rather cold silence ps
Judith pushed the clothes hangers
along the closet pole and surveyed
each dress as it passed. "What are
you goiAg to wcar?" Myra asked at
last.
Judith sighcd. THAT'S just the
question. Ny new evening dress did
not arrive tniay as per schedule. and
| haven't another thing festive
enough to 20 with Will Wcthercrs
tuxedo. He admits he's knock out
in evening drcss.s'
At the last words. Myra had
dashed out Of the room, and in a
moment was back again. She threw
four dresses on the bed. "Thcrc!'
she cried. "Take your choice"
She began to pull gown Of silver
cloth over Judith's protesting head,
aud stepped back to look mt her.
Judith glanced ut herself in the glass.
The silver made foil for the bril-
liancy Of her hair, and the suave
lines of the dress gave her figure
new grace.
Il can't resist it, Myra, it's too
flattering."
Myra kissed her. ITS marvellous.
Nobody's ever suspect you were a
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-10-14

Attorney General Shafer feels the unnecessary
burden imposed upon many executive officials be
cause of membership on a multiplicity Of boards
and commissions. He asks wisely to be relieved
If duties which do not properly come within the
scope Of his office. Mr.. Shafcr, in common with
past attorneys general, governors and other
tives, has repeatedly made similar recommendations
to the legislature. Even comprehensive plans Of
great merit have been presented to various legisla-
lures for a revamping Of the state government in
the interests Of economy, efficiency and ccntralza
ton with view to fixing responsibility and to
securing effective direct and responsive popu-
lar government.
Those recommendations and plans have vanished
largely into thin air. Few Of them have been re.
duced to clear, concise language Of statutory law.
The archives arc full Of excellent suggestions, but
they still part Of the archives aging with the
passing adminst ratiOns
The next session should be excellent one in
which 70 sheath the sword Of contention and dssen-
sion and do something Of "A constructive nature in
lettering state government, rather than playing
narrow partisan politics to the detrment rather
than the welfare If the great state in which we
take much pride
Minnesota cr5ssed the Rubicon of state reor-
Ganizaton ut its last Legislative session. It spiked
the pets and fobes of the puttering politicians and
III inc crcatiln ~ Il budget commission took really
constructive step toward better control and regua-
ton Of the expenditure Of the public dollar The
net result has not been kitchen economy or par
simony-no loyal outstanding citizen wants that
but constructive spending accurate audts and many
other advantages have Injured
There is no valid reason why the attorney gen.
cral. the governor any other executive should
spend hours Of valuable time attending routine
beard meetings for the despatch of business that
can be cared for efficiently in another manner.
The state Of North Dakota is great corporation.
but its business is directed under system that
Is archaic from modern business standpoint
Governor Sorlic, and doubtless will in his
forthcoming message, do the state great good by
making recommendations thai if followed will
eliminate some Of the waste motion which multi
plicity of boards and commissions has produced
It is not going to be an easy task Constitutional
provisions initiate against direct legislative action
but some way surely be found through lcpisla-
tive enactment to correct many Of these abuses
which Governor Sorle has often pointed out in COM
men with other governors who preceded him ana
which Mr.. Shafer has given emphasis to in his re-
cent biennial report.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1926-10-14

. .as and Ayra must have come
A whitc-capped maid opened the
door for them and Judith caught q
glimpse Of . long, 1ow:cetlingei room
lu e s %ssa s aas s &.
recognized was MyTa's. in.the center
of = group near the. fircplace. Judith
saw that Myra was wearing brilliant
red and that she was flushed and
merry.
The maid took Judith upstai,s.
where she removed her wraps and
added touch Of rouge to her cheeks
sslready beginning to glow with ex.
citement. AT the tor of the stairs
she slapped . moment and took q
long breath. Thea. she glanced down
at the long. cleaning lines OF her
miraculous dress and laughed .
little laugh Of sheer happiness.
When she came down the steps,
Eric. Will ana Myra were standing
near the newell post. They raised
their heads simultaneously. and
Judith looked straight into Eric's
W4therel's voice broke the silence
"Well, for cryin, out loud. why didn't
somebody tip me off? Thought
was bringing IN ordinary mortal to
The party, and she turns out 10 be
the 9ssen of sheba.y Eor cryin' out
A little ripple ,Sf laughter ran
around the room. Judith REDEEMED
and turueds nwsy' 4geA sEric's gase.
Then she saw that Myfa was staring
e Eric. With : strsaesf look Of fear
Wetherel seized Judith's arm and
led her down the, long room. She
was conscious Of admiring glances
from the groups IT men, and gisls
that they pasG31. They found thar
A lyBi Dl8sld ~ i x;'Eis i ss e;
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Her Gum Way "a : % s!s!

away present At her marriage"
"Still Jerry didn't say q word.
II spoke up, however: OF course
! want to see Judy married. Shall
Il started to follow Joan out Of
the room. A. ! passed the place
where Jerry was sitting he convul-
sively graspcd my hand. "Tell her
tell her" he stopped and choked, got
up hastily and left the room.
by the time Joan and had
reached the door he WAS far down
the hall toward the elevator" II.
All the time that she had been
talking to me Mamie had been
smoothing my bodied hair. powder
Ing. my face and arranging my silk
SNOW think you are al ready,
Judy" she-said % she gave me a lit
- .Msmie.. | 81 said rather wildly. do
you think I am doing the right thing
to 20 through with this marriage 2"
Mamie Riley tenderly lifted my
head from the pillow on the rolling
bed on which was lying and holding
It against her breast, she said: II
don't know, dear. In this life each
one Of us must make her, own deei-
sions and abide by her own mistakes
a. she makes them.
"Howeyert Judy, you will have this
great satisfaction-you will have the
knowledge that you have made John
Mcredith's last moments extremely
happy"
TOMORROW-Foe Johns Sake. &
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SAJgNF!ssS3IN!lA|EER
AmeAustin T slksskSsd

eyes, said nothing further, but his
mild, near-sighted eyes were sudden.
ly very sad and wistful.
Everybody come and see the wall
paper first" Cherry set her dishes
clatteringly in the sink. "Then Faith
and Bob can have the kitchen all 70
themselves. But I warn you" she
shook q perk finger in Bob Hatha-
ways face-"no fair turning dish
washing into petting party. Faith
looks SO womanly and domestic in n
kitchen apron that no man can 70.
sist her. Believe me. for practical
purposes of securing proposals "a
rather have 4 fetching kitchen anron
and pan Of foaming suds any tima
than new dance frock and full
moon."
"You might try getting a kitchen
apron them" Faith retortcd. "And
using it STANDARDIZATION practise"
TX. o." Cherry pretended to he
doubled up with q blow on her solar
plexus, but her eyes shot q flash Of
anger at Faith.
bring on your wallpaper" George
cried, wheeling Cherry about and
marching her, his hands on her
shoulders, back into the dining room.
This Is for the living ROOM" She
snatched . roll Of paper from the
stack against the sideboard. "Did
You ever see anything so heavenly ?"
Against 2 background Of cool, dove.
IKE FRENCH gray, q woodland scene
IN the paIest OF gray-greens and
smoky blues-great, tossing bouehs.
burly tree trunks, feathery ferns
clumps Of laurel. a stream ~ripplinp
between messy rocks-repeatcd Itself
cndlessly. The colors were SO sub
ducd, the outlines SO softly hazy, that
It was like looking at an enchanted
landscape through pearly mist.
"And this" Cherry beamed and
sparkled under the chorus of ap-
prevail, lis for the dining room. Green
being my favoritc color, I couldn't
resist it," and she spun another roll
across the dining table.
Goodness goshness, Miss Agnes!"
Junior breathed, almost reverently.
where's the catch in this trick?
You can't buy wallpaper like this on
twenty fivc q week, and have any.
thing left over for iipsticks!"
To Faith IL was quite obvious that
both George Pruitt and Bob Hatha-
way had, been struck by the same
thought. They were SO frankly
amazed at the richness and beauty Of
the thick, velvety paper that her
cheeks burned with shame. Cherry
had been fool to accept 50 hand
some a present from the old man who
fatuously believed that the eighteen
ycar-old flappcr would marry him.
Isn't this exactly like sage green
velvet, Muggy?" Cherry cuddled up
against her mother, who had been
casting furtiyc, uneasy glanccs Mt
her husband. ''Scc the silver stripes? :"
Like moonbeams on a ncw-mown
lawn! Let's get busy. folks! Junior.
you bring in the wooden horses and
those long planks from tho wood shed.
Dad will measure the walls and cut
i the right length, won't you, darl-
ing? Faith. you and Bob shake
leg in the Kitchen! And don't
mean Charleston, either! George is
going to be my partner, and II he
gets fresh. I'll make. him eat that
gooey paste! Scared Of - she
caught Georges hand and ran, skip
ping like an excited child, into the
dismantled living room.
ITO Be CoMtinucd.1R
In the next instalment Faith ap-
peals 70 Hathaway for help In say.
Ing Cherry froM herself.