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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06
How About You?

RI AY. whadda you think of your
self today, and have you
some cause to feel proud?
Whatever you are. are you glad
you're that way. and how DO you
stand in a crowd?
A man is a man--that's according
to Burns-but it's not the full story,
by far. The real tests depends, as
man lives and learns, on the kind
Of man that you are.
The worlds full of things that
are meant TO be done, and We all
have our share. SO they tell US. To
do things alone, cause you want to,
is fun. much more SO than when
needs compel us.
There's no one who knows you like
you do. Of course. You can't kid
yourself about you. Your honest
opinion will come from the source
o. the really worthwhile things you
do.
Though mirrors may cast re-
Election OF style, of good looks. APP
pearance and such, it's what's way
inside that is really worth while
Think it DER. Do you count for SO
much?
Look on either surface of a
bright new dollar, if you want to see
the bright side OF things advises
a kind friend But he neglects to
tell how to get the dollar.
Why worry If a cute pug nose
May happen In your cup?
For, as life comes and also goes,
A lot Of things turn up.
sss
NOW, HONESTLY
Hey you! Why don't you pull up
your tie?
Why not button that top button
on your shirt?
Oh, so you're not worried, about
personal appearance?
Well. you're standing on the
wrong foot
Clothes don't make the man, but
appearance helps to make him flt in
where slovenliness has no place.
Tidy up a bit. It's worth while.
$50
Son-Hey. Pep, what does ligui-
date mean?"
Pop-ThaF's Ehst the party your
mother and / went TO New Years
eve turned out TO be.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06
THE VERY IDEA!

Only a thousand, more. or less,
shopping days till three years from
last Christmas.
One married man certainly envies
another who loudly boasts that he's
boss in his home. And then the Sec
ond invites the first out to his house
for supper Ho, hum.
An ad announces a coat lost by a
gentleman lined with fur. Betcha a
dime it was hootch.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06

What is the average period of
study required before one can re-
eeiye a graduate nurse diploma?
Most accredited schools of nurs,
ing demand at least a high school
education or its equivalent as an en-
trance requirement. At least IS per
cent Of the accredited schools of
nursing between 80 and SO months
hospital training before "a, diploma
can be given
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06

pte4AtAS- y y HaA A4St4NSh b4AS 6NNoF
err efficiency, but had not suspended
its source.
On the 30th Of December there
were celebrations in many parts of
the world in honor of Jose Risal,
Filipino patriot, who gave his life
for his country. Risal was executed
twenty mine years ago by Spanish
firing squad. on the spot in Ma
Mia now stands a marble shaft.
Risal, who was hardly more than a
boy when executed, spoke seven Ian
guages. At the age of Fl he was
sent to Spain, where he graduated
as doctor OF medicine and philoso-
ply. He later studied In Paris. Lon
don, Brussels and Germany. He
wrote two creditable novels expos
ing SPANS colonial system. 1t was
his attacks on the evils of the col
onial system which won him the
hatred Of Spain. He was warned
that if he returned he would be
killed, but he refused to remain in
his safe exile. Writing to Father
Pastells In 1892 Risal said: Il have
never dreamed OF eternal fame, nor
Of everlasting renown. My sole de
sire is to do whatever is in my power
of what is possible and most neces-
sary. have caught a little glim-
mer of light and believe 1t my duty
to enlighten my countrymen."
Risal, in addition TO his serious
writings, was poet, sculptor, artist
and engineer. While awaiting exc
eution he wrote a poem OF farewell
to his eountrymen beginning:
Gladly. now l go to give thee this
faded life's best,
And were it brighter, fresher or
more blest,
Still would / give it thee.
All hall cries the soul that is now
to take flight;
All hail. And sweet it is for thee
to expire,
And sleep in thy bosom leternity's
To die for thy sake that thou may'st
aspire"
One Of the suhtlest humOrists in
the United States is Mr.. Caraway OF
Arkansas, but we think he was
drawing the joke too fine when he
returned from a cruise on the PIesi
dents yacht Mayfiower and told the
reporters that the United States had
been blessed by three great men In
the Office of chief executive, Lin
coin, Wilson and Coolidge.
Senator Bill Berah has been per-
sonally and separately dined at the
White House. And certain timid
souls are beginning to wonder in
soto voice il Bill won't throttle
down on his World Court opposition.
Oh. Bill. will our present day Brown
ing have to sing to you:
Just for a handful OF liver he left
us
Just for salad to spill on his
coat
William NJ. Butler, U. S. Senator
by appointment from Massachusetts,,
will be succeeded after the election
next summer by former Senator
David /. Walsh. Then what will Cal
do for a chairman Of the Republican
National Committee? OF course,
our prediction is subject to upset
ting by death or an ''act of God"
Outside OF these we will back it with
our lives, our fortunes and our sa-
cred honors.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06
A Midnight Mystery

iTlHE aluminium industry in America is
IL controlled by the Aluminium Company of
America The Aluminium Company is con-
trolled by the Mellon family.
In 1912 it was enjoined by the United
States courts from engaging in certain monop-
olstic practices
In 1924 the Federal Trade Commission,
having investigated at the request of the Sen
ate, reported that the operation of the company
had not changed.
In January. 1925, the Federal Trade Com
mission refused the Department of Justice ac-
cess to their files on the Aluminium Company
case. That same month Attorney General
Stone announced publicly, sit is apparent
the Aluminium Company violated
several provisions of the decree. Soon there
after Stone was elevated to the Supreme Court
bench.
Last Friday the New York World an
nounced that it would begin publication on
Sunday of the whole story of the Aluminium
Company.
Saturday the Department of Justice let
it be known that it would have statement to
make on the subject. 1t was to be released
Monday morning to the newspapers
Saturday night at midnight the Depart
ment of Justice dispatched this statement to
Washington correspondents. Instead of Mon
day morning the correspondents were per-
mitted to have it for Sunday morning use
The Department of Justice explained that
it had been investigating the Aluminium Com
pany for year and that its work would not be
completed for several weeks 1t was furnish
ing only forecast of what it's report would
be, in other words
THE facts thus far disclosed do not sup
port the oft-repeated charge that the decree
in question has been violated," said the De-
partment's statement.
Some one directing policy in the Depart
ment of Justice isn't very bright The ALUMNI
mum Company of America probably can with
stand the assaults of the New York World and
go right on selling utensils at the old stand.
But why the mad haste OF the Justice De-
partment to defend it? Why rush into print
with an exoneratien before it has finished in
vestigatingl
Even the Aluminium Company can not
withstand the effect of such antics by it's
friends.
MIKE GLENN NAV wish he had talen
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06
FABLES IN FACT

They had ben out riding for some
time when comma suddenly comma
he tried to steal kiss from his little
lady fair period quotation mark oh
comma quotation mark said the lit
tie Lady fair comma quotation mark
I'll get right out and walk home II
you try that again quotation mark
period and he laughed right square
In her sweet face comma ha ha ha
Ia exclamation mark and why did
he laugh such a laugh question mark
answer dash because they were in
an airpiane period and you gotta
figure the rest out for yourself
period
Copyright, 1926, NEA Service. Inc.)
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06


What title does the head of the
Russian Socialist Federated Soviet
Republic have, and who is the
present incumbent?
His title is President, and 1.
Rykov holds the office.
To what does the name
"Palouse" refer?
1t Is the name OF small tribe of
Indians inhabiting the Palouse River
Valley in the State Of washington.
It is an Indian proper name.
How many members of the
Roman Catholic Church are there
in England, Scotland and Wales?
Roman Catholics in England and
Wales combined are estimated at
100000. In Scotland there are APP
proximately 100000.
How many grams in an ounce?
An ounce has 1886 grams and one
gram weighs a.es527 Of an ounce.
Where can find the poem
Birds OF Killingwerth?"
It is from Henry Wadswortb
LongfeIlow's TALES Of a Wayside
Inn,n (The Poets Talel, and may be
found IN any edition Of Longfellow' 5
collected poems.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06

How was the potato introduced
into Europe?
Potatoes seem to have been
brought first to Europe from Peru,
by the Spaniards early in the six
teenth century, and to have spread
from Spain into Holland. Burgundy,
and Italy. but were cultivated only
in a few gardens as curiosities.
Facts about its Introduction into
Europe are not very definite. At first
it was regarded mainly as food for
poor people and useful to prevent
fanliRes due to failure of grain
crops. Its most general cultivation
at first was in Ireland. and 1T was
not until about the middle Of the
eighteenth century that It acquired
real Importance on the continent Of
Europe, and not until the end of
that century did it become important
as field crop in Germany and
France, which are today two of the
greatest potato producing countries
OF the world.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06
Dance Records

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records:
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The Ambagsad0rs
,,s, Under Direction OF Louis Kaufman.
..,,,, Ben sglvia and Ills orchiestFFSS,A -t0'
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..,, =, Ben selvin and His Orchestra.
-. From Merry Merry
ar Harry Archer and Hts Orchestra,
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The Ambassadors,
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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06

What Is firewern9
The name is applied to a number
Of insects that attack the foliage
Of plants and frees and rose
bushes.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06
Ask the Times

You can get an answer to any cues
ton OF fact or informatio By writing
Bureau. 1922 New York Ave. Wash
inEton. D. c.. inclosipg 2 cents In
st5mps for reply. Medical legal and
marital advice cannot be given nor
can extended research be undertaken
All other. uuestions will receive a per-
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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06

MIKE GLENN may wish he had taken
that Miami offer when the new council gets
a little more active.
LEW SHANK figures 5000 week is good
pay for acting natural.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06
The
SAFETY
VALVE
1t Blows When the Pressure 10
Too Great.
by The Stoker'

Pussyfoot Johnson tells a London
correspondent that prohibition in
the United States has improved the
burglar industry, and that all the
most successful thieves are total alb
stainers. We had noticed the great
er efficiency, but had not suspended
its source.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06
Allowing Bruce Wallace and Gerald
Griffin to Appear on the Same Progral

Always Reaching for the Noon ~ &
both numbers the tenor has the mu1
steal assistance Of Justin Ring Tried
1t Is probably in the Irish songav
that Griffin exoels. In such mele'-|
dies, Griffin finds an adequate use Of
that sympathetic richness Of voice.
Bruce Wallace Is another Okeh
tenor, who speciaiizes 10 a great
extent in ballads Of sentiment, This
Is recognized In two new Okeh.
Wallace records which include
June Brought the Roses 'Sunl-
mer Nights Brown Eyes Why
Are You Blue?' and Mother Me.
Tennessee"
Wallace does not hesitate to sing
the songs which are best sellers, lie
puts a sort Of inspirauonal glory In
SUCH a song as Brown Dyes"
1t is interesting to note with what
charm and vocal sincerity a great
artist brings to the popular songs Of
the day.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-06
A Sermon for Today

in
them "-Isaish a Every
The Alaska fisherman., 1926-05-15

21 900 is to be made next summer on the Prl- bilofs, and that the value of it is $6O0,OOO.
 If the value of this 1926 catch is measured by the value of the records of the 1925 sale, above cited, then instead, the Government not only has lost $6ooOOO, but at least $3,0O0 more.
 These deceitful official statements made in Secretary Hoover's annual report for 1925, (page 178) about making sales of 25,395 fur seal skins that fiscal year for a "price obtained" of $713,27628 or as so much revenue derived there from, for the public treasury, actually so fooled the new Governor of Alaska, that in his first Annual report for 1925, he makes the following absurd request, to-wt; (Gov. Geo. A. Parks says-) "Thc revenue derived from the sale of seal skins in 1925 more than $7OO,OOO at least SO per cent of this should be allotted to the Territory for the support of the common schools"
 Little did Governor Parks know of the truth in the premises. When he does learn of his complete deception in the premises, it is safe to predict that in his next annual report for this year, 1926, he will ask no more of Sec retary Hoover's seal skin revenues. He will try hard to forget that he made such foolish request
 Henry w. Elliott, Washington, D. c.
The Alaska fisherman., 1926-05-15
THE FISHERMEN'S UNION

On account of the misleading inference which the Ketchikan Chronicle has sought to attribute to the meeting held by the Trollers recently we feel that should state position re- garding unions and the labor movement
 It goes without saying that the ideal labor situation would be in which there was but one big union. That is that there should exist the condition in which laboring men of one craft would not cut the throats of the laboring men of another. The reasons are obvious.
 The meeting held the first night was call ed to consider prices But when the men gath cred, they found that the matter of organization necessarily the first to be considered How could they talk about prices when they had organization?
 The need seemed great to one of the men that he made some allusion that he was even ready to join the l. w. w. At the first men tion of those letters the secretary of the Deep Sea Fishermen's Union called him to order stat ing that the charter under which the hall was
The Alaska fisherman., 1926-05-15
THE DECEIT OF SECRETARY HOOVER'S
 FUR SEAL BULLETINS

To conceal from the public the fact that he has converted a fine public financial asset ot great value to the Government into one ot heavy annual loss and liability during the last five years, Secretary Hoovers Bureau of Fish cries, in charge of the Pribilof seal herds puts out the following grossly untruthful statement from Seattle, Washington on April 17th last, to-wit;
 "A GOOD CATCH OF SEAL PREDICTED
 FOR THE YEAR
 SEATTLE: ApriI IT,: The Bureau of Fish er1es estimates the value of the seals to be caught during the summer the Pribilofs at $6OO,OOO. More than 21,OOO seals will be harvest ed. The increase has been about 10 per cent each year making this the 26th catch, the largest Tn history with exception before scientific propagation methods were employed. It is estimated the Pribiof seals number 723,0OO (Daily Empire Juneau April, 1926)
 This statement as quoted above, is simply a studied concealment from the public of the fact that in the fiscal year of 1925, 25,3o5 fur seal skins from the Pribilof Islands were taken and sold by Secretary Hoover for $713 3,276.28 But, it cost the Government $718 8225.2o to take sell and thus dispose of these skins
 Thus in truth, these 25,3o5 fur seal skins that sold by MT. Hoover in 1925 actually cost the Government to take and sell and dispose of them, $5,00O in round numbers MORE than it got from MT. Hoover as his sales receipts for them.
 So, told April 17, 1926, in the face of this shameful exhibit of Mr. Secretary Hoover's mismanagement of the catch of 25,395 fur seal skins in 1925 that another catch of
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1926-01-01

AS the year 1925 Closes United States stands the
worlds prosperous nation Less than $50 years after the
founding of government have Outspped in spiritual
and material progress every other country the globe
outstanding feature Of government which every
American should appreciate the opportunity it offers to
exercise individual initiative enterprise and ability to develop
ideas along any line of honest endeavor.
This land of privileges for the few and Oblivion for
the many Any who has energy and perseverance can rise
the highest position in industry politics.
religion whatever his choice may be- This regardless Of the
handicaps disadvantages of birth
wonder that nation where family can set Its
own goal and strive without hndrance from political
religious social sources should have developed in manner
unparalleled in the worlds history
Chance which in the past wrecked the happiness and future
prospects many families and industries has been largely
eliminated in America Our wonderful advantages com
monpace that to forget the back
ground of sound government which has made them possb
At this season the year, when is the endeavor OF all @
world to appreciate blessings has received it is well for u
in this nation douby grateful for the opportunities w
have
u.s. individually should determine IN our mind TO se
to it that the structure founded by the fathers Of COUNTRY
be not weakened made with that the oppor
tnit and freedom guaranteed the individual and to ndus
by cur Constitution ctaIed destroyed but enarge
and strengthened.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1926-01-01
DR.. JUMP NAMED
GALLATIN COUNTY'S
HEALTH OFFICER

DR.. c. Floyd Jump Of BOzeman viii
he GaIlatin cOunty's health officer for
1926, succeeding DR.. Joseph Piedalue,
who held the office in 1925.
The selection was determined by the
toss of coin, the bids of DR.. Jump
and DR.. PiedaIue being exactly the
same. When an examination Of the
bids failed to enable the county com-
missioners to make an award, resort
70 chance was had.
DR.. jump is also health officer fol-
the citv of Bozeman, and will hold
over in that position until January
when the city commissioners will
make an appointment. Since there is
st present, no other candidate for the
iob it is probable that DR.. Jump vii
be retained.
DIR. Jump has practiced his profes
sion here for many years. When tn
world War came, he offered his serv
ICES and made a good record, being
mustered out with the rank Of major
c;nee returning to Bozeman he ha
snecialized in diseases of the eye, eal
nose and throat
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1926-01-01
last RITES HERE
FOR JOHN KAY, JR.,
WORLD WAR HERO

Last rites for John M. Kay, Jr-,
World War veteran and native Of
BOzeman who died at the veterans
hospital at Fort Harrison neaT
Helena, last Friday, were held at the
West chapel here Tuesday afternoon
and the body laid to rest in the FAM
lily plot in the BOzeman cemetery.
The services were simple. The
Rev. H. G. Klemme, pastor Of the
First Presbyterian church, officiated,
and Mrs. H. F. Schwartz and her son,
Henry, sang. Besides the large num-
Der Of friends who attended, delega-
ton from the Disabled American Vet
/ Grams, Of which the dead man was
member, was present and accompanied
+ the body to the cemetery. The paE-
bearers were Amos Miller, Jess Hig-
gins, Archie Reynolds, Charles Yea
key, James Miles and George Redpath.
Full military honors were. accorded at
the grave.
Made Supreme Sacrifice
John NJ. Kay was a young man Of
promise. He possessed, in addition
to a fine character and 8 pleasing
+ personality, the ability to accomplish.
But the war came. Mr.. Kay, then a
senior ia the Hill County High school
at Havre, enlisted, ia january, 1913,
ia the United States ARMY. AS q
J member Of Company p, 26th Engin-
eers, he was sent TO France. In Oct
( ober Of the same year he was gassed
while The front, and was taken Co
. hospital. Disconnected with in-
actisa, She returned, after 8 brief cone
valescence. to the firing line and
again. on Nogsmber 2 was gassed and
at the same time wounded ia the knee
. and ankla by harpnel
Discharged from the army in April.
1912 he endsavcred % resume hls
place 81 civil lfe baA hia nealzh was
. shattered apd h fought brarely pel
{ unsueee losing 1ae AZ
proved soc moe
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