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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-29
Activities
EN- T ID r AIN MEN T s
WEDDINGS BBTROTHALS

tt APPA ALPHA THETA
Xxi Mothers Club gave a silver
- musical tea this afternoon at
the home of Mrs. E. E. Fickinger.
4430 Park Ave. The house was
decorated with spring flowers, palms
ana ferns.
The musical program was given by
Mrs. Herman Wolff, pianist, Misses
Jean Orloff and Rosemary Dyer,
vioIinists. Mrs. Julia Reyer Brennan
and Misses Ocie Higgins and Janet
Shirley, vocalists.
Members of the committee in
charge Of arrangements were: Mes.
DANES Samuel T. Downs chairman;
w. H. Thorp, z. E. Wishard, J. 7.
Thompson Layman and w. G. Smith.
The home of Mr.. and Mrs. L. M.
Denny, 6s6 N. Temple Ave, was
the scene Of pretty wedding
Thursday evening when their
daughter, Miss Mildred. became the
bride of Porter Pate. The Rev. o.
A. Trinkle officiated. Little Miss
Marian Block sang IT Love You
Truly" and Miss Rose Margaret
Dudenhofer played Memberships
wedding march for the entrance of
the bridal party.
Mrs. Forrest Denny, matron of
honor, was gowned in orchid and
rose taffeta fashioned with basque
waist and flare skirt. She carried an
arm bouquet Of pink roses. Little
Miss Carolyn Book, ring-bearer,
wore silk crepe frock and carried
the ring in a lily. Forrest Denny,
Brother of the bride, was best man.
The bride, given in marriage by
her father, was gowned in white
bridal satin, trimmed with ribbon
and princess lace. Her veil was
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-01-29
JAPANESE HARD TACK

One cup granulated sugar, 9 eggs
well beaten, cup chopped raisins
or dates, cup chopped nuts, l
heaping cup of flour, l teaspoon OF
baking powder Bake in a long pan
in a moderate over Cut in strips
and roll in pulverized sugar.
Dora Cecil, Is Christian ST., city.
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HAMBURGER GREEK STYLE

One pound hamburger, 4 diced
onions, diced mangoes, Drowned in
2 tablespoons Of fat; small bottle
Of catsup. cup cooked rice, 2 cups
water. Season to taste. Cook until
done. One red pepper may be added
il desired.
Mrs. John Lagaro, 1888 w. Twen-
ty-Third ST., indianapolis.
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Telephone Conversation Between
Sally Atherton and Paula Perier.

us that you, SaHy?"
YES. this is Sally, Paula. When
did you get in?"
This morning. Did Mrs. Prescott
tell you when she would come to
luncheon with us?"
Yes. If it suits you, Paula, Leslie
will lunch with us at the bazaar on
the opening day. You see, she is so
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cLIrRS AND MEETINGS.

GEORGE II. THOMAS w. r. C.
NO. Z. meeting, 2 p. m. Tuesday, 512
N. Illinois st.
YOUNG LADIES SODALITY.
euchre. lotto and bunco. 2:SO and s
p. m. Sunday, Assumption hall, HOS
Blaine Ave.
CONVENTION CITY POST AND
AUXILIARY OF THE VETERANS
OF FOREIGN WARS. bunco, Satur-
day evening, 1913 w. Washington St.
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HOMESPuN

White homespun is being used for
lsome charming sports suits for
southern spring MAR or for later
wear in the north
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Recipes By
Readers

Note-The Times will pay 81 for
each recipe submitted by a reader
and printed in this column. Address
Recipe Editor of The Times. Checks
will be mailed to winners.
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SOFT GINGERBREAD DESSERT

One cup sugar. cup butter, / cup
sour cream, one cup New Orleans
molasses, cups sifted flour, tea
spoon ginger, teaspoons soda, 3
eggs well beaten, the grated rind Of
one lemon. Stir butter and sugar
together add eggs, milk and -four.
Put soda in the nlolasses and bake
in moderate oven. Serve warm with
whipped cream. This recipe will
serve twelve people.
Hester A. Jacoby, Acton, Ind,
II. r. 2.
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Washing soda is a necessity about
the kitchen, for scr,ibbine shelNd
refrigerator and greasy pans.
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Advise
Women
to adopt new hygienic
method and retain fresh
ness this way; true pro,
lection; discardsIiks

II ARGELY on medical advice,
IL women are abandoning the old
tirhe Sanitary pad" for new way
that supplants uncertainty with posi-
tive protection.
Sheer frocks and ill-timed social
engagements no longer remain as
worries. Lost days are fewer, and
health better.
It is called "KOTEX." Ends the
insecurity of the old-time sanitary
pad Five times as absorbent And
acknowledgements ALL fear of Of
Tending.
.ZAs easily disposed Of as piece
y of tissue. No laundry. No en-
barrassment.
You get it at any drug or de-
partment store simply by saying
"KOTEX." You ask for it without
hesitancy.
Costs only few cents. Eight in
10 better-class women employ it.
Proves the risk of old ways.
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Old Folks Need
a Mild Laxative
Not @Physiic' Z

constipated. 1t never gripes, sickens
or upsets the system. Besides, it is
absolutely harmless and pleasant to
take.
Buy large 60-cent bottle at any
store that sells medicine and Just see
for yourself
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EGG YOLKS

When egg yolks arc left over. they
should be covered with sweet milk
and set in the ice box. Without the
milk, they will dry and harden.
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Eight hundred invitations have
been issued by Mr.. and Mrs. Mere
dith Nicholson, Golden Hill, for a
reception to be given this evening
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Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
"KIDDERS'

It the hand
destiny which makes them incom
those who like Rudyad Kiping
Recently comedian from the wild west
trying making direct hits
laugh but mechanically They
England, but the con-
rife jocose
actually solemn
wicism wasted those for
he prudenty saved
country they would have
Iostfo
On, the sde ser
imbecty The conversation which takes place
club onvinces the British
but somewhat
paime golf
English before the board
governors of his discipline.
goes oyously he
pleasures probably national
distance but startes them when they
Hartes mining stories
America all American
overseas OF late
been popular in London but there the
the audience by the ooighs When
audience troubled
its institutions which sacred Outside the
of the
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
Commander John Rodgers

Every American was shocked Saturday morning learn
that navy
following plotting
into the Philadelphia John Rodgers
and
of Harvard addened the world
Radelph Valentino
the
For admire the intrepid fearless souls Of those who
forth unknown
mande John Rodgers, attempted flight
Hawaii from Francisco
for nine P.
the Pacific finally be recovered took in Of the three
the Atlantic the the
thirds the N. first
. great
the other two failure
tragedy
Commander
ongost craft That story masterpiece and for Commander
place
carried the article signed articles carried by the Associated
indeed Rodgers most valued
for that The commander seabrd Following
the naval
be
active
That Commander
squadron planes for the
the west
he the planes series of
Then while within SO landing just
realize happened generally
aghng but
pilot
bodies of the two, who
Rodgers told the work
should caution he Caught
he craft found that
his
hospital
having horribly
mother his side when
he
John Rodgers bearing the
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
WITH EDITORS
THE COMING OF MIR. CLARK TO HIS TWO

(Arizona Republican,

Republican,
practically outside
will weeks
September primary the voters of Macopa
Clark had been well cuti
long
nomination He had
this community that
citizens.
They already
welIbng the fence with regard
residence
comparatively whose opinions
religious associations
and he them without equvocaton
interest in the affairs of the
that organization
impairment its benefit it's members He not we be
community
prosperity lively cmomuninty interest
every which Clark
service well words
the disposal
for local Improvement material and
moral and this
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
Stewards Washington Letter
BY CHARLES p. STEWART
NEA Service writer.

WASHINGTON.-"B home" re-
marked the spruce waitress in the So
called popular price restaurant where
this particular washington neighbor-
hood eats most of it's lunches, I'm
supposed to be a clerk in one of the
government departments.
Il was originally. But mercy! /
couldn't begin to live on the pay /
got. Between my pay and my tips /
make enough here to buy up two or
| three girl clerks for the government. !
"Of course the disagreeable part of
| it is that a waitress isn't anybody So
cially 1t would make my folks feel
dreadfully if they knew / work in a
restaurant. So 1 let 'em go on thinking
I'm still on Uncle Sans payroll.
"Once a year go home for couple
of weeks and swell around in clothes
couldn't even dream of on gov
ernment salary, and they look at me
sition in Washington I'm invited out
and entertained by all the best people
and have a lovely time.
Wouldn't their eyes pop if they
knew l really was just hash-slinger?'
This damsePs confession could be du-
plicated to the tune of hundreds, and
maybe thousands, if anybody wanted
to take the trouble to do the necessary
! research work
The capitals full of young women
! and young men, too, and some not SO
young, whom the home folks" fondly
suppose to be holding down dignified
4 federal jobs but who, in reality, are
engaged in considerably less classy but
much more remunerative employment
What's more, they show their finan-
cial good sense, and the little deceit
they practice doesn't hurt anybody.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
A PECULIAR. MIND
ARIZONA Daily Starr

peculiar mind have been that placed bomb in
remotely, hint motive It
exactly
and the
Of the act wila be
is therefore,
presumably poor o hungry
family Inability
IN the decided him
any in to
justification When
asking form money. why goody sum? penalty if
caught
But nothing life
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
Sixteen Years Ago

Thomas Eskins and family are
day from Los angeles, where
they have been enjoying the sum-
mer.
o. L. Neer, the mining man,
left Douglas yesterday for Cum
pas, where he will visit several of
his mines on which work is being
pushed.
H. A. Strodthoff and family will
arrive in Douglas today from
Long Beach, where they have
been passing the summer.
Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Bishop
returned to Douglas yesterday
from Indianapolis where they
have been visiting for several
months.
Mrs. r. A. Savage and daughter,
Lucille, will return to Douglas
today from Los Angeles.
E. L. Stewart of Yzabal spent
Sunday in Douglas.
]. F. Ross, the city attorney,
has returned from va short visit
in Duluth. e
Mrs. E. G. Piper of Nogales has
arrived in Douglas to join her
husband, who occupies a position
in the First National Bank Mr.
and Mrs. Piper will reside at
10th and A. avenue.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29

county that he will be heard with delight
in the meetings he will
We and
which
words upon than
ordinary which candidates office usually
indulge.
nothing the demagoguery in the campaign Mr. Clark
which intelligent
cannot be fulfilled
like himself sincerely concerned in
government special advantages
individuals groups
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
More Truth Than Poetry

THE BARD AND THE SCREEN
They're going to have Shakespeare in
the movies,
SO most distinguished manager de-
clares,
They need high class poet and they
have the sense to know it
In glorious profession such as
theirs.
They're going to have him write them
splendid classics
Like Hamlet" and "Othello" ano
king Lear
And the sometimes banal fillum will
have dramas that will thrill 'em
When the long awaited genius shall
appear.
He will come in time, for men rise to
occasions,
He will write them really great see
narios,
Then the manager will take 'em ana
with avid labor make 'em
Fit the needs of these here snappy
movie shows.
They will find that genius isn't always
equal
that's hot
But directors have been hired to put
in the pep required
! When they get the script and people
| on the lot.
He will try, of course, to be a bit Gre
ative
| And to give the public something
! fine and new,
And they'll let him have the credit but
they carefully will edit
| All the copy which they know will
never do.
They will put in all the skits that had
EN- going
In the days when Mr.. Griffiths
starred the Klan,
For why waste imagination on a novel
| situation
4 movie fan?
1t is nice to know that soon a movie
Shakespeare
Will be writing noble drama for the
screen,
He may now be here and waiting fol
his job by elevating
And enhancing the great glory Of
the screen.
i 1t is fine to think illustrious producers
Have the taste to want a genius in
their game.
But though they may find their poe
we shall never, never know it,
For Wen see the same old movie:
just the same.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
sxnthetic Corn. Toog

The tourist from the east had
stopped to change tires IN desolate
region of the south.
Il suppose" he remarked to ma"
tive onlooker," that even in these
isolated parts the bare necessities of
life have risen tremendously in
price?"
Eyer right, stranger" replied th~
native, "and it amt worth drinkin'
when we git it"-Exchange.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29

In New York man was set upon
by footpads and robbed of his gold
plated false teeth. We hear that
after this unfortunate affair he did
not smile for same time.-London
Opinion.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29

betting odds
aim a
carry the threat.
necessarily diseased dea
The bomb
reality. Now people are
score in nhospita
theory plausible than
the fact
one whit psychological study, equaled
a
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
Abe Martin

One thing that makes me think
that France understands that she
can't get out q payin' is that she's
quit speaI1in' to uS. New models
come and gO, hut ther' still seems
T. he a lot a. folks who prefer Z
end Their days in Their present
ears,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
The Poor NIiIL MN

Reindeer milk is delivered in
Nome, Alaska, in frozen blocks. I'm.
scrupulous milkmen have TO go 70
the bother of drilling holes and in
serting icicles.--Passing Show
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
Speeding the Guest

Two British motorists are to tour
the world and give Jazz band con-
certs en- route We're sure they viii
make good progress. Everybody will
be anxious to speed them on their
way.-Humorist
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29

Main thoroughfares 200 feet wide and
garages to hold thousands of cars will
be needed in London within the next
few years, according to traffic experts
who say that within this period every
Londoner will want to drive to work
in his own motor car.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
ThOWing It AMnv

parcel of "a pennies, all with
holes bored in them and strings at.
tached was found in Lcndon. one
theory is that it belonged to Scotch
visitor, who meant to throw his
money about-Londona Opinion.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
The Generous Man

How is it we never get any cream
on our milk?" said the newly we'd
ded husband.
Il complained to the milkman, Z
explained the young wife, "and he
said that he always filled our jug
$50 full of milk that there was no
room for cream. He is such nice
man" youths Companion.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29

Seven cents package for grading
resin under the naval stores act, with
minimum total of So, will be charged
by graders of the United States de-
partment of agriculture in accordance
with a. reduction authorized by the
secretary of agriculture. II
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
cRNWnED OUT

An alligator has been caught in New
Jersey. He was probably headed for
New York to find the speculator who
located ia real estate development ION
the Site of his Florida home.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
An Aherdonian

An Aberdonian went into chem.
lists shop and asked for three penny
worth of arsenic.
The chemist inquired what he want,
Led it for.
The Aberdonian replied: "Two
pence. "-Tit- Bits.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
AN AMENDMENT

Never believe woman, or. a canta
loupe.
Copyright, 1925, by the Bell syndi
cate, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
Plucked From the Plains
Home Lifc Of the Rich

MI: .laire-Why the frown, Betty?
Ca"&h' 'H-ra1. you'll have to get
another car. I've just been out
to the garage and we haven't u
thing that matches my new dres&
Penn. Punch Bowl.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
A SUGGESTION

If the government can getFthe boot
leggers no other way why doesn't 1t
prosecute them for price fixing?
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29

The products of Wisconsins dairy
farms are worth more than all the
gold, copper and iron ore mined in the
United States.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29

Kidd: Tomorrow is my wooden
wedding anniversary and l can't think
of thing to give my wife,"
Kidder: Nonsense, man; use your
head. Judge.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
Right You Are

He CATER long argument)--1 won
der what would happen if you and
z ever agreed on anything.
She-I'd be wrong.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29

enne, capital of French Guiana, has
been a penal settlement since 1885.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
Hard RofIel

Lady Gresham dropped an egg on
the floor last night and asked the
waiter what to do about it,"
And what did he say?7
HE said 'Cackle!"
Carolina Buccaneer.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
{SIEA}I8<

The fellow who goes through life
afraid of making fool out of him
self is one.
Making ends meet is often like a
dog catching his tail. They simply
won't stay met.
The Pacific ocean is larger than a
pair of dreamy eyes and almost half
as deep.
Winds are produced by differences
in atmospheric pressure or by asking
a man to run for office.
Who remembers away back when
they quit calling fast music "ragtime'
and started calling it "jaz"?
Big oaks from little acorns grow
and lightning strikes more oaks than
any other tree.
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29

Privately owned pine forests in CAL
ifornia can be perpetuated by the adop-
tion of less destructive logging meth
DDS and adequate protection of cut
over lands against fire, according to
study of the problem recently COM
pleted by the United States department
of agriculture
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29

He-Bills smoking Robinson Crusoe
cigars now.
She-How's that?
2 He-Castaways- Michigan Gargoyle
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-08-29
Poor Pedestrian

man was recently knocked down
by a perambulator and injured. If
no horn is provided, nursemaids
should give the baby sharp pinch
at level rossings.-Humorist.