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The Washington times., 1926-03-25

visions 81 the washington asres-
ments and Is $1,000 horsepower and
has done her trials in So knots an
hour. she has been professionally
christened THE Tiger"
The international News Service
il informed BY the ministry Of ma
rine that THE Tiger Is but the
first Of q series OF six torpedo boat
destroyers which win be launched
by the French government
Agility and mobility are the
aims in modern naval construction.
profiting BY the lessons Of the late
war, said an official Of the min
Istry Of marine.
The Washington times., 1926-03-25

gress Democratic part
Their program tnSiadss the I'll
lowing while entirely diaagrees
ing with the policy Of the SWaraJ
party We believe II u poAslbse t0
0rRanize movement NJ resla1Ance
81 indivIduals for 4 particular a.
cality Tor definite objects a1ld par
ticular occasions.
The only course ak present 30.
eiI,ie Is one OF responsive cO-OpoIAs
tion. which means the working ~
reforms for all they are worth IN
order 10 accelerate tho wrOMskh 0k
India toward neIf.gDvernI1ent.
Members az the party, according
70 the program, VIII Be prepared "a
take office na ministers, + thing
which the swaral party always has
opposed.
The Washington times., 1926-03-25

them more like vocal exercise
than work OF art. Thus her
Mozart aria "Alleluia held no
touch OF rejoicing such as HempeI
had imbued it with recently.
An old Swedish lullaby, 4 folk
song. was effectively legato and
warm in tone. She gave also with
dramatic. almost over.effect, the
Lucrezia Borgia Brindisi, \ AM
also Carmen selection, as en-.
cores.
The Washington times., 1926-03-25
"Purges' and
Physics Bad
for Old Folks

muscles. shortly establishing nat.
ural regularity" II never gripes
sickens. or upsets the system. Be.
sides, it is absolutely harmless and
pleasant to take.
If past fifty. buy a large 60.cent
bottle at any store that sells medi.
cine and just see for yourself.
The Washington times., 1926-03-25
FRENCH LAUNCH
FAST SHIP
BY HAROLD KORAN
international News service

PARIS, March rs. The worlds
fastest warship. torpedo boat
destroyer, has been secretly
launched In the immense dry dock
of the French marine at TouIon.
This latest addition to the French
fleet has been built under the pro-
The Washington times., 1926-03-25
/ NDIA SNARhl
PARTY sPLITS

~ lmteFmatlonnl News Service
BOMBAY, March IS new CO
operative party has made 10 ar-
pearance III India following the So
cessiOn Of several members OF the
Swaraj party.
Those members of the Swaraj
party who broke away have formed
4 new organization calied the Cons
The Washington times., 1926-03-25
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The Washington times., 1926-03-25

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Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06

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Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

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 Precinct, Third Division, Territory
 of Alaska
 In the Matter of the Estate of Jo-
 seph Robert Lee, Deceased, In
 Probate.
 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN by the undersigned Executor of the Es- tate of Joseph Robert Lee Deceas- ed, to the creditors of and all per sons having claims against the said Deceased, to exhibit such claims, with necessary vouchers, within six months after the first publication of this notice, to the said Executor at Homer Post Office, Alaska, which said place the undersigned selects as his place of business in all mat ters connected with the said Estate of Joseph Robert Lee, Deceased. HENRY OHLSEN,
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Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06
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Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06
One Horned, White Deer
 in Zoo at Curry Hotel

There are white deer in Alaska too, according to a report coming into the office of the Gateway for A. B. Cum mings. manager of the Alaska Rail- road hotel at Curry, has one in his zoo. The reindeer in question is a freak, not because it is white, but due to having but one horn; and that one on the starboard side of it's head. The new addition to the zoo should be of great interest to chechako tour ists the coming season.
Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06
NOTICE OF MUNICIPAL ELECTION

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that on Tuesday, April 9th, 1926, the annu- al election of City Officers and mem Der of the School Board, for the City of Seward, Alaska will be held. The polls for said election will be situated in the City Hall of said City. The polls will be open from o'clock a. m. on the morning of Tuesday, April 9th, 1926, until o'clock D. m. on the even- ing of said day:
 Qualification of voters: Every per son twenty-one years of age who is a citizen of the United States and who has resided in the Territory of Alas ka continuously for one year next pre- ceding the election and within the linn it's of the City of Seward for six months preceding the election shall be qualified to vote.
 The following officers are to be elected at the annual election on Tues day April 6th 1926.
 MAYOR
 THREE MEMBERS OF THE COM MON COUNCIL, FOR TWO-YEAR TERM
 ONE MEMBER FOR COMMON COUNCIL FOR ONE-YEAR TERM.
 ONE MEMBER OF THE SCHOOL BOARD.
 Dated at Seward, Alaska, this 18th day of February, 1926.
 J. P. HANNON,
 Municipal Clerk of the City of
 Seward, Alaska. Publish Mar 2, g, 16, 23 and 30, 1926.
Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06

The best knocker can expect from the door O portunity is skinned knuckles
Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06
Rep. Ben A. Grier Back
 From Long Stay States

/ Ben A. Grier, representative to the Alaska legislature from this division arrives from Seattle today on the S.S Northwestern, following a lengthy stay in the States. Mr. Grier went Outside last fall for the purpose of in- teresting Pacific Coast capital in pla. cer properties in the Fairview dis trict, west of Talkeetna.
Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06

Some do their most convincing lying just after S ing to testify to the truth
Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06

The sitting hen was the original efficiency expert for elimination of lost motion
Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06

Muckrakers, too, may find it little diff just themselves to conditions in heaven
Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06

Most of the funny errors and jumbles typographical or gramatical which reprinted not all from "sma town" papers, Metropolitan dailies have batting av- erages just as high.
Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06
JOIN THE CHAMBER COMMERCE

Cooperators are of two kinds those who expect CO., operation and those who expect to cOperate The first are apt to fall into the class known onehanders for the simple that there is only viewpoint any subject project which they propose Criticism of the weak points of the plans proposed only to intensity their foregone conclusion that the rest of the world IS obdurate
 The ones who are willing to cooperate on the other hand of the type which produces good citizens When the majority decide the best projects and the best of securing the ends sought the willing coopera tors bury their pet plans and methods and put their shoulders to the wheel for the common good.
 Good citizenship is built up on cooperation Good cities only possible through cooperation Our civic life taken through it's various phases: government vel ness, hodgepodge of endeavor unless citizens able to work together It is not necessary that all have the same viewpoint any more than the members of ath etc team have the viewpoint; is it necessary that any sentiment of absolute brothery love be the basis of agreement.
 Join the Chamber of Commerce.
 Still, 1t must be admitted that most of who knock Jack Dempsey do so only paper.
 Muckrakers too may find it little difficult to ad- just themselves to conditions in heaven.
 Most of the funny errors and jumbles, typographical gramatical which reprinted are all from "sa town papers, Metropolitan daies have batting av- erages just high.
 The best a knocker can expect from the door of op portunity is skinned knuckes
 Some do their most convincing lying just after swear ing to testify to the truth
 The sitting hen was the original efficiency expert for elimination of lost motion
Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06

William Ward, New York fnancier, controls a s2,OOOO0O,OOO bread trust, it is charged.
Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06

Special attention given to cleaning and pressing of women's clothes.
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Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06

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Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06

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Seward daily gateway., 1926-03-06

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Evening star., 1926-12-15
Money to Loan

Secured By first deed of trust on real estate.
Prevailing interest and commission.
joseph |. Weller ago Wash. /. 4 Trust
Evening star., 1926-12-15
BUYS CURB SEAT.

NEW YORK, December Is R.-
William H. Fay has bought the MEM
bersEip OF William A. Hooven on the
New YORK. Curb Market for $50 900, an
incl ease Of 1000 over the previous
TRANSACTION.
Evening star., 1926-12-15
A Fool and His Money.

The fact that a stock certificate Is
printed In fancy green scrollwork Is
no proof that 1t fs worth any more
than ordinary wall paper. Thousands
of people in Washington would have
saved their money IL they simply had
asked their banker to tell them what
he knew Of some supposedly wonder.
full investment.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29

criminal beginning
interfere with peculiar program.
Sunday, be said carry
Right
this
ceedng been that greatly
attempting
opinions
Especially reprehenbe
the pulpit where the public the right existence
adherence
the The
defendant killing
being killed
The presumpions
legally juife killing
Texas a
The whole matter be viewed
point reasonably him killing
difficult
is slight
necessarily
grievous
tenn of trial by jury.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29

the revealed by her cook, " old
published II Chambers Journal"
On 7, her way
from New York Genoa by Queenstown
signals
investigate The
Celeste.
captain promptly aboard took the
for bringing derelict He
aboard that there sign OF
that her boats untouched that there were
clothes in the oecase and that meal
warm, the fire
There
aboard no sign disturbance boodstan What
had piracy
suggested from most
fantastic sufficient to account for the
How did the abandon the Marie
their places, they must
craft salvage for
else. Besides, why abandon sound craft?
Disappointing for the Marie Celeste was not
abandoned at all captain describe
she valuable without
of the
She sailed with scratch
by the Del Grata
wife musical
shipping her piano The mate lashed the in
when the Marie Celeste heeed over
broke loose and crushed the captains wife who
playing the piano
board himself The mate
with the who accused him helping in the
drunken ufe which followed that
Finally the Marie Celeste made the port OF
and of the remaining
ship continue her with the cook
their old ship would be due Gibraltar and decided
to chance of meeting her,
there
truth his But he damaged noted
telling it.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
WITH EDITORS
THE NORRIS CASE AND-TRIAL BY JURY

Paso
F his hackers
of D. E.
religious prejudice properly
jury method.
In theory least supposed the
of
supposed
s
popular propaganda in
fendant
denomination which the defendant friendly
did that
especially that important
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
Sixteen Years Ago

William Cardwell Mexico
mining man, left yesterday for
NacoZari.
Don Rice, son of Judge and Mrs.
Ben Rice left yesterday to join
his parents and sister at Santa
Maria, Calf
]. A. Farquaroarson left yester-
day for st. Louis to represent the
Brotherhood of Railway Trainmen
at the convention to be held in
that city. He was accompanied
by w. H. Preston, who will attend
the convention as a delegate from
the o. R. c.
M. G. Zeitlin has returned from
San Francisco, where he has been
for several weeks purchasing stock
and additional machinery for his
tea and coffee store.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
SABS

Windshields can't dodge.
Never count your socks before they
are matched.
A bomb with time fuse makes an
excellent alarm clock.
Everything's impossible until some
one does it.
Women are SO brave. They marry
golfers.
Your luck may be bad, but Texas
man has been farming AZ years.
Copyright, 1926 NEA Service, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
IET|'',TERS
IP&EEdi@
Douglas, Arizona,
July 27, 1925.
Editor, Douglas Daily Dispatch,


Editor, Douglas Daily Dispatch,
Douglas, Arizona.
Dear Sir:
l wish to call your attention to an
error made in copy furnished the Dis
patch as of Tuesday, July 20, 1925, in
printing my letter showing compare
| tive county budget, line seven, last
paragraph.
The article furnished you read:
During his (John Hart's) admins
tration he has secured for his district,
which has less than 80 per cent of the
total taxable wealth of the county
SO 1-3 of money appropriated for
roads, ETC."
The article should have read:
During his administration he has
| secured for his district, which has less
than 20 per cent of the total taxable
wealth of the county, 33 1-3 per cent
cf money appropriated for roads, etc.
Yours very truly
SAM YARNELL.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
The Day In Washington
(By Dispatch A. p. wire)

A commercial treaty with Pan
anna was signed.
Steps were taken toward mod
erization of the government
cargo fleet.
The interior department was
enjoined from attacking title of
the Standard Oil company of
California to lands in the Elk
Hills naval reserve.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
RULE OUT PITCHER

LOS ANGELES, July 27.-President
Harry A. Williams of the Pacltlc
coast league announced here today
that he had suspended Pitcher Elmer
Jacobs of the Los Angeles club for
ten days because of "willful and per-
sistent rubbing of the ball on the
trousers of his uniform" despite re
peated warnings" during the game
between Seattle and Los Angeles
teams here last Sunday. Williams
ginning of a campaign against IL
legal pitching.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
Abe Martin

you're not 21 yit," said Drug
gist Artie Small, t'day, t. feller
THAI asked fer bottle o. quinine
hair tonic. Lester Pine, who got
back from Florida yesterday is
cOmpIainin' of his lot.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
The Marie Celeste Mystery.


has
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
More Truth Than Poetry
by JAMES j. MONTAGUE

NOT SUCH A BAD DREAM
I'd, like to own an island,
An artificial island
On which to ride
The tossing tide
Wherever I might be.
With silver surf to bound it
And palm trees planted round it
And little rills
Among the hills
That looked upon the sea.
I'd moor it in the tropics
The mystic sunilt tropics
When autumn's gold
And red foretold
The blight of winter time.
BUT on the springs returning
The hot equator spurning
I'd take a tow
And off I'd go
To some far northern cline.
4
Around the world I'd wander,
Here, there, and ever yonder,
I'd know the shapes
OF all the capes
On all the seven seas.
With never. rush or hurry
Or fret or fuss or worry,
Or work or strife
I'd lead life
OF golden, idle ease.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
What It's All About.

What It's All About.
In Catholic churche
throughout Mexico will
de Rio. archbishop
The action being
certain provisions
1857 but
the language Tellez
being more generally enforced
throughout the republic since peace
American observers of world knowing
precisely causing cleavage be-
tween the church
1917 contains most Of the nro-
visions that Objectionable the
Among provisions
only
in Mexico.
ministers of religious eds SHALL either in public or private
religious
particular or the
government in general they shall have eligible
office shall they entitled
constitution, dealing education says
Instruction public OF learning
given
institutions corpora
primary primary
official supervision !"
recent
regou country
friction in exco
The motives Of the officials
by government Catholic
Amb
Te overwhelming majority the Mexican dheren
always doubtless will
igious faith matters religion
being
Few if opposed to
people, who have followed the
beginning with
voiced for the first time in the laws of
from Ambassador Tee is article by Constantine
MCGUIRE (Harvard), secretary
high commission ministers republics
voicng Catholic say
Since 1875 the antCathoc dcaors have set with state
fantastic fines congregations the of allowing the churches
METAL they
libraries than destroyed Thirty
they
under pain of DEATH transformed
compelled
stucion of Sort characterized unlawful criticism
jury any person
of violating any of laws.
unfortunate
mudd
So long as the Mexican confines itself the orderly
private of
American should keep hands
deed the latter already has shown disposition to let Mexico
n
depore situation prevailing as
state
nghbor sovereign
policy
Among nations among individuals the country that minds its
prosper.
And fol
will have very compettion!-(Tucson Starr.
The Marie Celeste Mystery.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29

Any small boy knows more about
his sister in minte than any
man can find out in a years cort-
ship.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
Plucked From the Plains
Vignetta

He entered the newspaper office
with fury of gait ana manner that
suggested murder
He reached the counter and took
newspaper from an inner pocket.
Il was intensely shocked this morn
ing to read in this wretched journal
an intimation of my engagement" he
said.
The clerk behind the counter looked
at him with some concern.
Il am almost beside myself with
rage the agitated man went on II
cannot tell you how angry I am. [
am worried. My fiance is worried.
am dreadfully annoyed. My fiance is
dreadfully annoyed. We are all an
noyed. Give me fifty copies of the
paper"-Smiths Weekly (Sydney).
Golfer in Background: 'fWho is that
with Mrs. Murray?"
Il don't know but it might be her
sister-she has the same kind of legs"
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
Exclusive

Exclusive
In world affairs America is now
playing a loan hand.
Copyright, 1926, Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
Another Jazz Crimes

A horse belonging to Jed Applegate
died last night from a strange melody.
Georgia Paper
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
That VaIuabIe stuff. PuhIicIty

That Valuable stuff, Publicity
Say, what did this Amundsen Byrd
do, anyway
Il don't know Wasn't he the cap
tain of that ship that saved some peo-
pie in the ocean last winter
"Naw. His name was Grange! 1
think this Byrd Amundsen is the guy
hiatt got that football player, 1Red
Fried, to sign a moving picture con-
tract for $3OO,OOO."
You're crazy! That was a guy by
the name of Pyle who got Earl Carroll
to take bath in some wine so that
girl by the name of Peaches Browning
could marry Irving Berlin"
"Aw-what's the difference? What
did Eabe Ruth do day?'-Carroll in
Life.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29


Life.
Lament of Long Haired Lady
We ,ain't engaged no more.
Last \Sat'day we
Went down to Coney. We went bathin'.
Gee! The waves was swell
I jumped 'em all an yelled like
drownin'
When Jim'd duck me. He was clownin'
All the time He said he was a mur-
man!
Just laughed at him until 1 thought
I'd die!
Gee! 1t was swell!
We ain't engaged no more.
Gee! 1t was grand
To race each other all along the sand.
The sun was swell!
My hair dried an l left it streamin'
An Jimd stroke it - said it was
gleamin'
Yellow gold.
The pins was in his pocket. Gee!
He gave me back a haIrpIn that, was
BLACK. Y'see
Us girls can't tell
We ain't engaged no more.
Catherine Atkinson Miller,
Little Things
Kitty: 'Who was the last demo-
cratic candidate for the presidency
Betty: "Oh, did they have one?"-
Life.
Brothers
in fI1-
ture."
I'm a democrat, too!"-Life.
Patriotism
When Pat O'Brien first began cut
ting for Phil Goldstone, he naturally
wasn't familiar with the location and
unwittingly parked his car in a no
parking strip. The officer was in the
act of tying a ticket on the steering
wheel when Pat put in an appearance.
us this your carr" beloved the Of
ficer.
'Tis meself as is in doubt" an
swered Pat. Sure, an L still have
fifty more payments to make"
"Well, anyway, you know better
than to park here where the curbs
painted red" snapped the officer
Sure" said Pat, "and if you were
in my place would yez have parked
where the curb is painted orange?'
you're darn right I wouldn't" said
the officer and tore up the ticket.
AS graceful as bowlegged Charles
toner-Colgate Banter.
The person who is shadowed is usu-
ally under a cloud.-Yonkers States
man.
where are you going, little flea
I'm going to the dogs."-Denison
Flamingo.
"Dat bane guide yoke on me-" said
the old Swede, as he spilled the egg
en- his vest-Pittsburgh First.
Wife: II know I do foolish things
sometimes, and you'll admit the same,
won't your"
Husband: "Yes, I know you do
Town Topics.
Doctor: Exercise is what you need,
my man. What do you work at?"
Patient: I'm bricklayer."
Doctor: Lay an extra brick every
day."-Life.
'The time is coming" roared the
socialist orator, when every man will
do what he likes-and if he don't, he'll
be made to."-Boston Globe,
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
The Perfect Lover

Dell: Better look out for him.
hear he is an awful backbiter."
May: "Oh! I just adore cavemen!'-
Life.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
Expensive

Expensive
Englishmen who are fond of seeing
their golf champions play are now
put to the necessity of coming to
America.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
Safety First

Safety First
The automobile is declared to be the
foe of education. Well, the educated
classes ought to know enough to keeI
off the streets.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29

AS graceful as bowlegged Charles
toner.-Colgate Banter
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29

ture."
I'm a democrat, too"-Life.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29

The person who is shadowed is usu-
ally under a cloud.-Yonkers States
man.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29

"Dat bane guide yoke on me-" said
the old Swede, as he spilled the egg
en- his vest-Pittsburgh First.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29

"Where are you going, little flea
I'm going to the dogs "-Denlson
Flamingo.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29
Little Things

Kitty: "Who was the last demo-
cratic candidate for the presidency
Betty: "Oh, did they have one?"-
Life.
Douglas daily dispatch., 1926-07-29

Wife: IT know 1 do foolish things
sometimes, and you'll admit the same,
won't you?"
Husbands "Yes, 1 know you do
Town Topics.