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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-10-13


resign, and then get your friends to-
10. When you attend meeting,
vote to do something, and then 60
home and do the opposite.
20. Agree to everything said at
the meeting and disagree with it on
the outside.
81. When asked for information,
don't give it.
%. Curse the association for the
incompleteness of its information.
%. Get all the association can give
you, but don't give anything in re-
turn.
"a. Talk cooperation for the other
fellow, but never cooperate with him.
Is. When everything else fails
cuss the secretary-The Builder.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-10-13


If there had been no canals and
open streams to tidewater, such as
the Mississippi and Warrior rivers
the railways would have been forced
to build extensive additions entail
ing enormous expenditures. AS a
matter of fact, in giving aid and COM
fort to the waterways through or
ganizing Federal corporation COM
petent to direct further development
of the streams, the United States
government is not only giving inesti-
mable relief to shippers and consum-
ers, but is thereby saving hundreds
of millions of dollars expenditures
which otherwise the "Class l" carries
would force to make to handle the in
creasing volume of Birm-
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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-10-13
RooseDet Here, Promises
Farmer G. @. p. Aid,
Lnuds Old Friend Seluie

Mr.. Roosevelt said, '1but charity be-
gins at home. would rather have
my butter 100 per cent American.
Under the Democratic tariff there
was no duty on wheat. Under the
Fordney tariff, Republican measure,
there is duty of 80 cents
The Colonel lauded the Minnesota
Republican delegation in Congress fol-
its success in raising this tariff to AZ
cents and called attention to a differ
ence of 20 to 25 cents between the
price paid for wheat at Winnipeg and
Minneapolis in favor Of the Minnesota
farmer"
The Colonel Landed cooperative eff
forts and predicted the time will come
when "a majority of our farm prod
ucts will be handled through business
organizations owned and operated by
our farmers. st. Paul Dispatch.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-10-13
HOW TO KILL AN ORGANIZATION


1. Don't come to the meeting. II
you do, come late.
2. If the weather doesn't suit you
don't think of coming.
3. If you attend a meeting, find
fault with the work of the officers
and other members.
4. Never accept an office, as it is
easier to criticise than to do things.
5. Get sore if you are not appoint
ed on a committee, but if you are,
do not attend committee meetings.
6. If asked by the chairman to give
your opinion regarding some import
ant matters, tell him that you have
nothing to say. After the meeting,
tell everyone how things ought to be
DONE
Z. Do nothing more than is absol-
utely necessary, but when other mem
bers roll up their sleeves and willing
ly and unselfishly use their ability
to help matters along, howl that the
association is run by clique.
8. Don't bother. about getting new
members. Let the secretary do it.
9. When a dinner is given, tell ev-
erybody that money is being wasted
on blowouts which make big noise
and accomplish nothing.
10. When no dinners are given,
say the association is dead and needs
a can tied to it.
II. Don't ask for banquet ticket
until all are sold. Then swear that
you've been, cheated out of yours. If
you do get ticket, don't pay for it.
IL: If asked to sit at the speakers
table, modestly refuse. If you are
not asked, resign from the associa-
ton.
Is. If the association does not cor
rect abuses in your neighbors' bust
ness, howl that nothing can be done.
16. If it calls attention to abuses
in your own, resign from the associa-
ton.
II. Keep your eyes open for some
thing wrong, and when you find it,
resign.
= 10. At every opportunity threaten to
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1926-10-13

Mrs. A. Schloman of Seattle, Wash.
and Mrs. j. Hannah of Wood Lake,
were guests of Mrs. w. o. Dillingham;
Tuesday afternoon. Mrs. Hannah is
Evening star., 1926-10-31


1t mattered, not that cold figures
gave Dartmouth statistical advan-
tace. The big Green made II first
downs during the game. to Browns
six: they carried the ball by pass and
rush for a total of 1913 yards to
Browns 120; while 10 of their ever
threatening forward pa sses were COM
ple,ed to Browns five.
Browns passing showed to better
ADVANTAGE. however. as but four of
their heaves We're incomplete. while
IL Dartmouth air thrustS Wonr aStray.
several Of them into Brown arms at
costly moments.
Both teams went scoreless during
the hair-raisinG first period that twice
saw Dartmouth knocking at the
Brown goal. In the second quarter,
after the hall had changed hands
twice in the shadow Of the Dartmouth
goal and with the ball on Dartmouth's
l2-yard line. Roy Randall. Bruin quar-
terback. slipped through the Green
right flank unnoticed, shared a p.ss
from ATishel five yards from the goal
and raced across the line unmolested.
Mishel drop-kicked the extra point.
Brown capitalized one break in the
closing minutes Of the final quarter
and turned il into a score. Attempt
ing a pass on his own 33-yard line.
Eddie Dooley. who replaced Harris st
quarterback. was rushed by the Rruin
forwards. and his wild heave came to
rest in the arms of Paul Hodge on the
Green's o2-yard line.
Dartmouth's line held on two rush.
Evening star., 1926-10-31

When the opportunity came for
Peters. filling Red Oranges shoes on
his years eleven, to display his kick
ng ability, he left no doubt concern
nG his particular speciality. He also
left no doubt in his ability to throw
forward passes. for it was his accu-
rate toss TO Lanum. the Illinois
quarterback. that put the hall on
Pennsylvania 21.yard line in the
closing minutes of play. thus enabling
him to score.
Makes Perfect Kick.
After this pass. Gallivan broke
through left tackle for six yards and
Peters added another, going to Penn
sylvania's 14-yard line. Peters then
ripped through left tackle for five
yards. giving him first down on Penn
sylvania's 9-yard line. They stopped
Gallivan without gaining on the next
smash. but Lanum picked up three
yards through center.
Then Peters dropped back and
while a deathlike silence fell over the
huge stadium, he stood there on the
15-yard line waiting for a pass from
center. The ball was snapped per-
fectly. The toe crashed against it and
the ball sailed high over the goal
posts, giving Illinois It's victory.
Peters made a second dramatic at
tempt to score with a drOp-kick after
having recovered Pennsylvania
tumble on the Quaker's 26-yard line
But before his toe collided with the
pigskin the pistol had barked. ending
the game. and although the ball
sailed between the posts it was not
allowed
The game from the start was dog.
Eedly fought with neither team hav-
ing the advantage. Zuppks's val.
Evening star., 1926-10-31
PRINCETON HANDILY
BEATS SWARTHMORE


PRINCETON. y. J.. October go
The Princeton Tiger proved too much
for Swarthmore in Palmer Stadium
today and the Garnet was smothered
nder a 21.to-a score
This was the first time in eight
wears that Swarthmore had failed to
score on the Orange and Hlack and
the first time this season that Prince
ton kept its goal uncrossed.
The Tiger used straight line plays
along with forward passes
\ late rally by Swarthmore in the
final period had the Tigers on the run
for n few minutes. CARRIER tossed
Ions overhead heaveS to Castle Dut-
ton and Richards Only a pair Of
intercepted passes by ReQuar1t and
Norman saved the Orange and Black
from being scored on.
Dan Caulkins played for Princeton
for the first time S.nce the opening
game Of the season and was on the
receiving end of many of Baruch s
tOSSeS.
Evening star., 1926-10-31
FAVORlNG MICHIGAN
ANNOYS COACH YOST

BALTIMORE, October 30 R.-
Fielding H. Yost. veteran coach Of
foot ball and director of athletics at
the University of Michigan. does no;
like to see his team the favorite. he
said hcfore todaYs game, lost by
Michigan 10 Navy. 10 to q.
"Why should Michigan I've favored
over the \avy?" he asked. Both are
great schools. Each will be permitted
10 play only II men and for the life
Of me and | can't see that Michigan
should he picked by the experts. 1t
seems to me that in most foot ball
games at this stage Of the season
either team might be considered as
likely tn win as the other.
AS for upsets. What is an up
set As sec it. an upset is a game
whore the team wins that the experts
thought would lose. But it was Just
as good a team perhaps before IL
WAS nicked to lose
Tonight most of the eHperIS
think the Navy victory over Michigan
was AN "upSet.'
Evening star., 1926-10-31
HARVARD'S MACHINE
ROUTS TUFTS, 69-6
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
CAMBRIDGE. Mass. October 90
HarvardS new foot ball machine had
a field day today. running over Tufts
for final score of 50 to 6.
The visitors single scoring oppor-
tunity came in the first period. whom
three forward passes carried tho ball
To the Crimson 9-yard line. and Ellis
drove over for touchdown.
Harvard started its first string
eleven. hut after Miller's first touch
down SubStitutions became the order
of The day. and finally every member
of the Crimson squad had seen action.
The Crim@on's first, second and
third string backfield rompCd over
Tufts, ga ming on line rushes and long
runs almost at WILL
Miller accounted for three of Har-
wards 10 toucldowns. while r. Clarke
and ChaunCey. substituting for Miller
and Sayles each had two.
Evening star., 1926-10-31
Lineup and Summary.
GR.8 MONUMENT PLANNED
BY LAW7ENCEVILLE FOLK

PITTSBURGH, October 80 (P'.-
They Lawrenceviile district Of Pitts
bureh plans 20 honor the memory OF
its most roted son-liarry Greb.
\ monument t. the former middle
weight champion Of the world is 20
be erected in Lawrenceville Park and
contributions to fund for that pur-
pose are being solicited. Greb was
born in the LaKrsnceville district.
Evening star., 1926-10-31

Il
Aerial assaults formed the princi-
nal mode Of attack Of both elevens.
The Hilltoppers consistently ad-
vanced the ball by this route hut le-
banon for the most part was un-
successful, and frequently the Blue
and Grays alertness in intercertinG
heaveS put the lattrr in scoring p"-
sition. In addition To Thompson.
MrGrath Dwyer. O Neill end CORN
ley took a prominent part in the l'lue
and Gray offensive, which wan
crrhed by a considerable number of
penalties Starr. Singley and Hend-
rickS, were most formida BILE for the
visitors Hendricks. however was
forced TO the sidelincs, injured, early
in the game.
Georgetown Across Early.
It was only few minutes after
the opening whistle that Nork got
off a smart forward pass to Thomp-
son, who went over for the Blue and
Gray's first touchdown. Scott place
kicked the goal. Georgetown had
brought the ball down the field with
a vicious mixed attack that Lebanon
was powerless to stay. and got with
in range of the enemy goal by shot
through the air from Nork to Nc
Grath that netted 40 yards.
The Hilltoppers hung up their sec
ond marker a little later when Nc
Grfth Blocked a Lebanon punt and.
gathering up the picskin. scored
with the aid of some excellent in
reference by Saur. Scott again dis
played an accurate toe to count the
extra point.
In the second period after Scott
had essayed placement Kick from
the 45.yard line which failed and the
visitors had gained possession of the
oval O'Neil snatched forward.
thrown by Starr and Georgetown
again began hammering its way to-
ward the Lebanon goal. The Hill
torpers drew a penalty of Is Yards
for holding but Gormley Tipped an
aerial TO ONeil that gained Is yards
and Gormley added another on a
sortie around right end Nork
hurled a pass into the arms of Waite
that advanced the pigskin II yards
nearer the visitors goal and after
DWyer had fumbled he scooped the
leather up and hustled around right
end to score. 1t was O'Neil who this
time place-kicked the goal.
Reserves Get i'm Game.
Georgetown's second stringers took
the field at the start of the second
half and although neither team
scored in the third period Lebanon
menaced the Hilltoppers' goal for the
first time. After a 5-yard penalty on
Georgetown. and after a 9-yard run
by Bendigo. visiting left end, who had
recovered Dwyer's tumble. Singley
J hurled 17-yard pass to Starr that
Evening star., 1926-10-31
DROP-KJCK LATE In GAME
DEFEATS QUAKERS, 3 TO 0
Peters Toe Wins for Midwest Team in Last Three
Minutes-Ncither Shines on Ofense-Losers
Hidden Ball Trick Is Smothcred

~HAMPAG\F of five
and conquered by Illinois today
game dramatically the last three minutes OF play pro
~ climax that brought hysera crowd OF 6o"w
The to o.
plains the
Illinois boong field goal the yard line tho crowd
believing contest
n a Disappointing sCore battle.
nothing choose
shoulder shoulder. playing
astonishing fnsivc battle Illinois, particular stood off the thrust
pntorfke backhe smashing their hidden bal
formations frequently smeang the play for heavy losses Illinois
4 no deceptive plays
Evening star., 1926-10-31
CENTRAL AND WESTERN
CREWS TO HAVE RACE

Central and Western crews VIII
clash November on the Potomac in
the first contest of this nature In the
history OF the local schools. Clar-
ence Hecox is tutoring both squads.
1t is expected that Georgetown Uni
versity and the school oarsmen will
meet In practice brushes soon. The
Hilltoppers are trying to revive the
sport.
Evening star., 1926-10-31

riors made two first downs in the first
two periods. one on penalty. Penn
sylvan MIA. failing to make first down
in the first half made three in the
second half, while Illinois made four.
Neither team resorted to forward
passing until it became certain that
neither would score by touchdown.
For three periods Pennsylva MIA at
tackled the line. using Rogers. Soul
and Wascoonis in the fruitless hid
den ball formations.
Illinois gained a total Of - yards
on end PLAYS compared with 90 for
the Fasteners. Pennsylva mia OK
celled Al line thrnsts. gaining IS 10
80 for Illinois. Only one OF four
Penn forwards was completed. Illi-
nois completed three out Of five.
Murphy had the better Of J4anum
in punting. averaging Az to 30 2-1o
for Lanum. Illinois returned Penn's
punts for a total of 40 yards. Penn
held the edge ifere, returning punts
for "A yards.
Evening star., 1926-10-31
Nnly Lpse cigun: Illinois 0u (aL
WEST POINTR RUNS ROUGH
SHOD OVER OLD ELI TEAM
Piles Up 33.o.O Count Without Having to ''Show
Its Hand" Captalizing Breaks on Each
Occasion-Blue's Play Is Loose.
Ry the Associated Press

YEW HAVEN Conn 50Thc Bulldog match for
N today and the Army gridron stawas rough
! " lover O the OF 81 to o.
capacity gathering OF $4,000 il the Yale bow including the
Of West Point
unben march by wcmins the Blue battle pun'ua'd Ivy the
of the Ellis a sturdy OF penalties
hrst Cadets conquered Vale Eli soil and
soldiers 10ll when tho Blue defeat
the WcstP |
which 1905 and had
twcnv revival his colorful
prohtcd by YalcS mistakes and
pcnaizcd The pnazcd II
,'y had punch
breaks
cain cad that the nCvcr
Evening star., 1926-10-31
Friedman's Kick Blocked.

Another kick formation was called
and this time Friedman tried 10 boot
a goal from the 1Syard line. where
Gilbert held the ball. Hannecan
blocked the effort. though. and ii was
Navy's ball on It's I3-Nard line. Ham
ilton's kick WAS weak and Michigan
began another attack on Eavy's 40
yard line. After Gilbert CirCied Navy $
right end for 20 yards, Friedman got
pass 10 OoSterhaan for a 9-yard ad,
vance and Molenda followed with a
plunge to first down on Navy's 7-yard
line.
Three passes were tried b. Mich
Evening star., 1926-10-31
MIDSHIPNIEN WIN, 10 TO O,
WITH SECOND-HALF RALLY
Hamons Field Goal and Caldwells Touchdown
Made After Wolverines Famed Passing Game
Is Checked in Early Part of FRAY.
BY JOHN 3. KELLER.

ATTIMORE ranks of the ball
X dope this afternoon Fieurcd TO take another licking from
| J
the Mdhpmcn this turned the tables hne sty to give
their
10 to
determined half checked everything
redt the fight OF
Tonm Hamilton dropkked goal the ~!
Howard Caldwell plunged the
Michigan Hamilton added
to kick touchdown
In fought 10 or a.
OF Nnable that
Evening star., 1926-10-31


rout as the game wore on, contribut-
ing to two more touChd0Wns 10y the
Army in the final quarter with a
loose and erratiC exhibition. The
Ellis were decisivcly whipped by
team vastly superior on offense and
defense, an eleven that seems destined
To make a strong bid for champion
shin honors. but not in many day
has the Blue put up as ragged a bat
tie as it did this afternoon.
Yale Completely Checked.
So completely was Yale's attack
checked by the Army forwards that
the Ellis gained only two first downs
by rushing. although they acquired
five more through Army penalties.
The Eli aerial attack. so deadly
against Dartmouth. also was ill-timed
ar Intellectual tor thu most part. with
only : out OF 23 passes being com
pleted.
The Army did not throw pass or
resort to any deceptiveness on attack.
1t didn't need to. All five touchdowns
registered by the Soldiers came as
they capitalized the breaks
Eli fumbles led to three of the
scores. a blocked kick to another and
an intercepted pass to the hfth,
coupled with slashinE line attack
led by the redouhtahle Harry Wilson,
Capt. Tiny Hewitt and MerreH, who
alternated at the fuliback post.
Twice Capt. Phil Runnell of Yale
contributed fumblcs that led to touch
downs. The first of these mistakes
came in the opening period when
Born. alert Army end. picked up "A
punt that had bounced off Bunncll s.
hands and raced Is yards to cross the
Eli goal Again. in the final period.
Runnell dropped the hall on line
play and this time Brentnail. sub
stitutc Army end. was on the job 10
pick mp the ball and plant it on the
6-yard mark. from where Gilbrcth.
Army sub back. later carried it over
for the final Cadet tally.
Add Three TOuchdOwns.
In between these breaks the
Cadets pushed over three other
s.ores. Two of. them came in the
second period, each of them on drives
begun at the 34-yard line. eagle. on
a 15-yard end run. carried the ball
across after 2 tumble by HOben had
given the Cadets the ball. Tn
f1ashy Wilson turned in another tally
shortly afterward on a 1-yard plunge
through center after IIarbold had
blocked kick and Murrell recov-
cred it.
The Cadets didn't score again until
the start of the 'ourth period. when
M,:rrel took the pigskin across ON d
short plunge over the line. folloNin~
interCe ption of an Eli pass hy Hard
ing and n l5-vard penalty against the
Ellis for rouChneSS.
Ya1e'S nearest attempts Ia .CoIin-
came in the first and fourth periods.
Evening star., 1926-10-31


placed the piGskin on the home team s
10-yard strip. Another shot. how.
ever. from Stingley to Starr that would
have meant a marker for the visitors
was knocked down by Scott.
The warriors from the keystone
State We're not 10 he denied. however,
and on the first play of the final pc
riod Singlcy staged the first real dra
matte offering of the afternoon when
he whipped the bail to Starr and that
worthy with a. magnificent leap
grabbed the soaring sphere and WAS
over the line for Loban"n's lone touch
down. Piersels boot for the extra
point was accurate.
It was on the next play that the
real kick of the performance was pre-
sented when Thompson seized the ball
from the kickoff and staged his
throhbinC 99-yard dash for touch
down.
The Hilltoppers maintained their
brisk pace for the remainder Of the
game and near the end of the con
test Gormley bolted through the line
for the final touchdown.
Evening star., 1926-10-31

gan. but only the one on fourth down
was good and it left the Wolverines
two yards shy Of goal. so the ball
passed to the Midshipmen. Hamil
tons punt only moved the Michigan
attack back to \avy's 21-yard line,
where Greenwald fumbled and a Navy
player recovered the ball. Each team
intercepted pass by the opposition
Just before the half ended with Navy
attacking on its 20yard line.
Early in the third period Michigan
launched an attack just within
Nays territory. but an exchange of
puntS with Hamilton doing better
than Gilbert forced Michigan back to
its own 34-yard line Two passes
netted Michigan 81 yards. then Gil
bert just missed heave from Fried.
man within Il yard OF goal. More
Michigan passes failed and penalties
followed. but punting exchange left
Michigan attacking we'll within
Navy part of the gridiron.
Hamilton Boots Goal.
Molenda fumbled. however. and
Hoerner recovered for Navy on his
3lyard line, Then Navy cut loose.
Hamiltons heave to Goudge was
good for 26 yards and Caldwell
IipPtu OuSil lliS DIiS 4Oi ~ IloI e.
Three plunges netted yards and left
the bal almost directly in front of
the goal posts. Navy had advanced
the ball 80 yards in five plays. Ham
ilton stepped back and rop-kicked
from the 24yard line for three
points.
The remaining plays of the period
had Navy on the offensive on it's 40
yard line at the start of the fourth
period. Gilbert intercepted a pass
from Hamilton and Michigan opened
an aerial attack that once had the re-
ceiver standing on NavyS goal line.
hut F'riedmanS throw fel short. The
MidShipmen got the ball and Hamil-
ton punted far. Michigan again be
gan passing and Hamilton grabbed
one of Friedman's tosses At midfield.
Then Navy started it's second scor-
ing march.
Caldwell Drives Through.
Two drives into Michigan's line
brought five yards and Caldwell
dashed by the Michigan right tackle
to the l5.yard line. Two more drives
by Caldwell were good for eight yards.
hut Oosterbaan threw Hannegan for
four-yard loss. This was more than
offset by a Vineyard pass. Hamilton
to Goudge. In two more drives. Cald-
we'll was across with the touchdown
that virtually clnched the game for
Navy. Just to make victory more
certain, Hamilton put the ball over
the har for the tenth point.
The remainder of the game found
Michigan trying desperately to make
headway with an aerial offensive, but
most of its pa SSeS were grounded and
penalties were frequent. And at the
finish. Navy which had just rushed
10 a first down at midield, was
driving for mere ground.
1t was driving in the manner to he
expected of team that had scored
five successive victories. q team that
had taken toll uf Princeton. Colgate
and Michigan on successive Satur-
daNS,
Evening star., 1926-10-31
SJJRS ASSIST HILLTOPPERS
TO RECORD 34-7 VICTORY
Both Teams Confine Attack Largely to Forward
Passing But Jerry Thompson Provides Fea'
ture With 00.Yard Dash for Score.

GEORGETOWN had little difficulty crushing the doughty Lebanon
Clark tr1hh Stadium ~ 10
dangerous the hoppers counting Two
~ take tho lead Wh'th 'nN
welded Oddly enough appeared orndahe
formidable
dash Jerry thompson
period Receiving the
twisted through virtually the entire
preceding, Singey
who caped high take the
Evening star., 1926-10-31
RROWNIJSES ONLY ELEVEN
TODOWNDARTMOUTH, 100
Ry tho Associated Press.

n October 30Elcvcn OF Brown
played
through gue1ng ball without substitution to
to before 5OU
on Memorial Field here today.
broke Dartmouth
and brought the Bruins their h
Evening star., 1926-10-31
Line-Up and Summary.

son 90 MeGrath Dwyer Gormley: Points
after to1chdow11,snot, e. 0Nel o,1 ,ali
Touchdqwn-;Starr Point after touch.
downaPicrsel tnIacsment, en- IT. snhs'iWtu,,ons Wnosv
for McGrath, Munson for sauri 0Nell for
s9 foms Tor for Waite Fynn for
Saur,, Winn for Connaughton Featherstone
for MoskO. MCf'abe for Gormlev. Flavln for
O'Neil. Donovan for Nork. Il. Clark for
GrlSsby:, stccG;kton for Connaughton Bsrahss 9s
Mnnson SON Rroran 1 i for Ne MosRo ny G. cooney ] Tor
Carroll. Lebanon VaIlcy-singley for Hen.
Wheeler. PieIa for Bendgo- Piersal for Or
hock; Elhertie for Cunjacx Mover for Starr.
(Templej. -Tmpire-Mr. Jourtett penn
sylvanial. Linesman--Nr. Sutton George
Washingtonl Time of perlods-Two Is
and two 10 minutes.
Evening star., 1926-10-31
Lineup and Summary.

NNOfe hN peflOuS.
Navy ........... q 10
Michigan ...........o Q O. 0
Touchdown-C aldwell. Point after touch
down-Hamilton from dror-kick,. Goal
from feld--Hamilton t"4-vard drop-kickl .
Substitutions Navy-Olsen for Wick
horst. Smith for LLOYD. Ransford for Cald-
Well. MISUNDERSTANDING for Friedman.
Pahcock for Greenwald Dewey for Palmeroli
Grnnell for Raer Rich for Rahrock Weber
for Moenda.
Referee-Mr Fultz Brown. Umpire
Mr.. Schommer Chiragol Field judge
Mr.. Won Kersherg Harvard, Lnosnan-
minutes