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Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1926-07-10

Miss Myrtle Landlord, an instruc-
tor at Towson High School, who has
been spending the last week with her
parents, Senator and Mrs. Edward B.
Landlord, left Monday to attend the
summer session at Columbia Univer-
sity.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1926-07-10

The State of Maryland has been
offered a permanent site for the es-
tablishment of home for homeless
in Worcester county, a few miles from
Berlin. N. N. Matthews, prosperous
farmer of-near Ironshire. 3 miles from
Berlin, is the donor.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1926-07-10
Lightning Strikes Three
Houses In Pocon,oke

iehtning has been playing queer
with some of the dwellings out
street recently Martin Land
puse was struck and chimney
bly damaged; chimney on S.
eld's house had hole bored
indow on the roof of Roger
house was struck, and it
that the house escaped a
these cases was any
% individuals, nor was
experienced; but the
house hold were pref
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1926-11-24
Broom Handle Firm
Swept Out of Being

What its hackers thought would
develop into a clean sweep in the
field of high finance turned into ut
ter disappointment for a group of
prominent Evansville Negroes who
staked their fortunes on a detachable
broom handle invented bYsnone of
their race.
Earl Coble, investigator for the
Indiana securities commission,
called a meeting of stockholders Of
the organization for this week in
an effort to wind up it's affairs. In
curry by Coble disclosed that the
Rev. Frank Long, pastor of the Ell
lott st. Baptist Church, one of the
principal hackers, now is dead AL
though capitalized for $4,000, one
of its promoters was forced to spend
800 of the capital stock to pay off
a board bill Coble said.
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SONIA o e4 s:s:, ; {.

Don't let's have any further dis
cussion of it. will your"
Not if it annoys you"
He said evenly, 1T most certainly
does Check the finances! Many a
happily married couple has been
wrecked on that rock"
mot in that particular way" she
retorted.
Tell me the name of your bank
and I'll deposit some money. If
it isn't enough to get whatever you
want, let me know
His generosity pleased her, but
she had been sincere in her reluc-
lance to spend his money. She be-
gan to wonder if it might not cheap
en- her in his eyes, to accept all the
advantages of a wife, giving nothing
in return.
When breakfast was over, he rose
I'm going now. You can dress
when you please.
She lifted her face shyly.
Am l to kiss you Goodbye"
NO, thanks. / don't even ask
your kisses.
but 1 don't mind"
II can't accept that kind of kiss,
even IL you don't mind"
That, made her feel as If she had
stepped, heavily-shod, upon his most
delicate sensibilities.
I'm sorry" she faltered. st seem
to be awfully stupid. ....."
mot at all. I appreciate the spirit
in which you offered it. How about
lunch?\ Shall I meet you some
where?"
1t was II by the alarm clock.
II won't care for lunch" she ex-
planned. And I'm going to do some
shopping. I'll see you this eve
ming"
1t was fun to battle leisurly, to
dress as slowly as she pleased. Like
every other girl in the world, Sonia
had long ago decided that she should
have been born in luxury, to pleas
antly idle hours, which she could
fritter away. shopping, going to the
aters, having tea somewhere. She
would keep busy, and there would be
no time left to think. 1t was going
to be quite simple, much easier than
she had supposed.
She walked downtown and spent
what seemed an exorbitant sum on
silk underwear and a negligee. 1t
was her own money, but she was
quite reckless with it. She found
herself thinking, II may as well look
my best
She deliberately avoided Suffer
street. But as she walked down
Grant avenue, she came face to face
with Franklin.
Her cheeks were as white as the
gardenia she wore. She attempted
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All Worn Out
By Back-ache
Says He's Full of Pep Now, and
Pains Are All Gone.

Does your back ache till 1t seems
ready to break? A prompt way to
end the trouble is shown in a letter
written by Curtis Chappell, 1130 E.
st. Clair St, indianapolis, Ind. He
tells about his recovery, as follows:
II suffered with pains in my kid
neys and back for three years. My
back at times seemed as if it would
break in two. l was tired out most
of the time, and when l came home
from work 1 just felt like 1 wanted
to lie down. I lost flesh until l only
weighed 155 pounds. Nothing I took
did me any good till I found Viuna,
and after taking only one bottle 1
was wonderfully relieved. My back
stopped aching and I began to get
some pep. My appetite picked up
and 1 began to gain weight till 1
now weigh ITO pounds "a gain of Is
pounds), and feel fine and eat any
thing"
:. viuna acts promptly on sIugefs1
bowels, lazy liver and weak Kidneys. II
purlnes the blood, clears the Skin. re.
stores appetite and digestion, and brings
BODY. Take bottle on trial. Then If
you're not glad you tried Viund, your
money. will be refunded. 81 at druggists
9r mailed postpaid by Iceland Medicine
Co., indianapolis, Ind
WI u ri q
The veeet4bIe regulator
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CHRISTMAS SEAL
PROGRAM TONIGHT
Child HEALTH Topic OF the
Rev. w. VI. Lyons.

A program of interest has been
arranged for the Tuberculosis
Christmas Seal Hour" to be broad
cast over station WFBM, from the
main studio in the Indianapolis Ath-
letic Club tonight. from $3.50 to 1890.
The program was arranged by Mrs.
Chantilla White, Christmas Seal pro-
gram chairman, for the Marion
County tuberculosis Association.
The Rev. M. w. Lyons of the Lady
of Lourdes Church in Irvintgon will
speak on Building Child Health"
The artists will be Mrs. Charles Y.
Eichholtz, soprano soloist; Pasquale
L. Montani, harpist; James Garfield
Thomas, Welsh tenor; Miss Christine
owens, solo pianist; Mrs. David Clark.
contralto, and Mrs. Julia Brown
Bodner. violinist Mrs. Thomas II.
Beecher will be accompanist
The program:
"Columbine Lament ........ Schultz
Miss Christine Owens.
In an od;Fashiened, Town" go, Squire Squire
Mrs Charles V. Eichholtz and
Mrs. Julia Brown Bodner.
"Murmurs of the Cascade ....,.. FroIo
| Mr.. Pasquale l.. Montani.
when You and I Were Young Mag
| Believe Me If Ali Those Endearing
Mr.. James Garfield Thomas and
Mr.. Montant.
Building Child Health"
Rev NJ. W. Lyons.
| "Miehtv I,alx' a Rose - Nevin
Mrs. David Clark and Mrs. Bodner:
"Reverie" Lorenzi
Mr.. Montani.
Drink to Ne Only With Thine Eyes"
Mr.; Thomas and Mr. Monta9si; ,o,,,
"Pastorale ........ 80. Scarlotti
Miss Owens.
1.-THE Garden of Your Heart .Dore
"someMThere E ylt Is Gazing ng, and rag
Mrs. Bodner.
Mrs. Thomas II: Beechcr: accompanlst:
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THE STORY SO FAR

SONIA MARSH leaves Stockton and
comes to San Francisco TO live her life
as she pleases. DON SALTWATER. a
young doctor, helps her get job in
the real estate office of his uncle. Jed
She makes her home with MAXINE
La RUE. who, Is carrying onxa ehande-
stnie love affair with MAC GREGOR. a
married man. and falls in love with
FRANKLIN CRANE. petted young
salesman. She also ATTRACTS WALTER
HENDERSON, wealthy, Berkeley. man;
Believing that she. has captivated
Crane. Sonia. allows him to make love
to her. crediting his explanation that
he cannot marry her because the break
ing of his engagement to Genevieyee
prove fatal to his invalid mother.
Saltwater comes to town, and while
spending Sunday with Sonia. proposes
to her She refuses him. secure III
Sonia consents to. spend week end
II Cranes snd Marin Msc co1nty shack with
Cranes drinking causes an auto
wreck, in which Maxine is killed. a
short time after they start on the trip.
Sonia suffers bruises and asks for DR..
Saltwater to attend her at the hospital
:, Though Sonia still loves Crane, she nj is
SsgETsd with him tba nd if al Ties end md
of a year she cannot love. the doctor
with all her heart. she will be honest
about it.
CHAPTER XIX
Sunshine streamed across the
yellow roses in Sonia's room. She
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Test AnSzOerS

These are the correct answers to
the observation test questions which
appear on page s:
1. A bald-headed man has no hair
on his head to comb.
2. Right.
3. North.
4. Left.
s. On the front tenders,
6. The finger next to the index
finger.
7. George Washington's.
8. Six.
8. Two.
10. Toward the front of the car.
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Quick action! In five minutes what
you ate or drank is settled into sweet
ness. Worst sour risings, belching,
gas bloat disappear, sunk without
trace. You feel fine elated. Moth
ing more miserable than the blues
from acid dyspepsia. Nothing more
bracing than the quick action Of
Pape's Diapepsin. Try it and prove
1t. Get so cent package at any
drug store.
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Thief! Is What
He Calls Headache

kAC N0lAS AtN0AoNA~
Mr.. Richard A. Davidson, Brook
lyn, writes-"A headache is a thief,
because if | figured up the number
of days 1 was unable to do my best
work on account of a sick headache,
it would amount to hundreds of
dollars. I have found the best re-
lief for sick headache is Carriers
LittleLiver Pills. They have rarely
failed to clear my attacks and they
tone up my stomach and bowels in
fine shape"
times irregular bowel movement.
Try Carter's Little Liver Pills
Druggists, 25 & Use red packages.
Advertisement.
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THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES :

to pass with no more than nod.
why, Sonia" he cried. I've
been to the hospital and they said
you left yesterday
She could not look at him.
Yes, ] did"
but where did you go? Darling,
I've been to the apartment. I've
been everywhere 1 could think OF.
She was forced to face him, but
panic was in her eyes,
ITO BE Continued
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ORPHANS COURT

Bonds Approved-Walter ]. Dal-
ton, administrator of Cosley H. Dal-
ton; Joshua Clayton, administrator
C. t. a. of Henry p Saucers; Ella
Vandegrift, guardian of Mitchell
Vandegrift ct al.
Accounts Passed-First account of
J. Howard Ash, administrator OF
John c. Anderson; first and final
account of William Reynolds, exec
tor of Stephen John Reynolds, and
distribution struck on same; first
and final account of Cora A.
McCabe, Administrative of Clinton
S. McCabe, and distribution struck
on same; first account of Leni L.
Merritt, executrix of r. B. Merritt,
and distribution struck on same; first
and final account of Alice H. Craw-
ford, executrix of Charles H. Craw-
ford. and distribution struck on
same; fourth account of Carrie "
Pearce, guardian of Bernice j..
Pearce; first and final account OF
Jonathan j. Graham and r. C.
Thackery, administrators OF Ella B
Perkins, and distribution struck on
same.
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MARYLAND WEEK ANNUAL
MEETINGS

The annual meetings of the
affiliated associations of Maryland
'arm Bureau Federation will be
held in Baltimore January 5,
Ind Z, 1927:
This State farm conference. is to
promote and fosted efficient produe-
Ion, orderly marketing and greater
cooperative effort.
The affiliated associations are;
State Horticultural Society, Crop
Improvement Association, state
Jairymen's Association, State Bee
keepers Association, State Vege-
.able Growers Association, State
Sheep Growers Association, Agricul-
tural Corporation of MARYLAND,
daryland Tobacco Growers Associa-
ion, Atlantic ceast Peutry Pro-
iucers Association, Maryland Swine
Breeders Association.
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coNowINGo BRIDGE CASE

z Controversy over the relocation OF
he State road bridge over the Sus-
luehanna river at Conowingo was
heard Thursday of this week by
5udge Albert S. ]. Owens in the
Baltimore City Court. 1t came up
IN the demurrer of the Conowingo
Bridge Protective Association to
he answer of the State Roads
Commission.
The association is represented by
saac Lobe Straus and the commits
sion by Thomas H.. Robinson,
Attorney General The association
applied for writ of mandamus
equiring the commission to preserve
he bridge intact as part of the State
'oad.
The answer of the commission as
serted that the relocation OF the
gonowingo bridge at the crest of the
lam under construction at Shure's
landing would not affect the in
aerests of residents Of Conowingo.
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HEAVYWEIGHT

The home of Mr.. and Mrs. Wilson
T. Wright, of Elk Mills, was the
scene of a Wy pretty wedding
Wednesday afternoon, Dec. Is, when
their daughter, Ethel Linda, was
given in marriage to Ernest Edmund
Kay, son of Mr. and Mrs. j. Nelson
Kay, also of Elk Mills. The bride
wore a gown of white georgette and
satin and carried white chrysan-
.hemums She was attended by her
sister, Miss Edith Wright, who wore
blue satin crepe. Mr.. Kay had as
lis best man, Mr.. John Maloney,
If Elktons Rev. C, d. Sharpless,
Of Bethel, otficiated. The wedding
march was played by Miss Anna M.
Seth. Only few close friends and
he immediate families attended the
CEREMONY After the wedding break
last, Mr.. and Mrs. Kay left for a
Wedding trip to Washington, D. e.
After their return they will reside in
Elk Mills.
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JOHN r. CARSON

John r. Carson, of Port Deposit,
died Wednesday, December az, after
an illness of several months from a
complication OF diseases, aged So
years.
The deceased was son of the late
DR.. William CzCarson, and was born
in Tennessee, but had lived in Port
Deposit since his boyhoed.
He had been engaged in the drug
business, in partnership with his
brother, sinoe early manhood, and
won universal respect by his sterling
qualities.
His wife and a daughter survive;
also two brothers, James Carson, of
Port Deposit, and William Carson,
of Salisbury, Md.
Funeral services will be held at
his late home on Sunday, 26th inst.
at 1880 p. m. Interment West
Nottingham cemetery.
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THE ROAD TO BETHLEHEM

THE ROAD TO BETHLEHEM
Where away wise men, with gifts
laden down ?"
| Where We journeyto Bethlehem
Bearing our gifts to a new born
King;
Incense and gems, to Him we would
bring
Where. wise men, is His kingly
bed;
Has he golden crown on his
head ?"
'on pillow of hay, they've laid
Him down,
And halo of light is his only
crown"
"our costliest gifts for offerings,
And the way ye people, we also
know,
For yon star of the east is our
guiding light,
And leads to the manager, this holy
night"
Where away shepherds, are thy
sheep in the fold ?"
I'VE hasten to Bethlehem, for we've
been told
By heavenly host, that there lived
King:
OF His glory and power the angels
i did sing"
Shepherds, this King, where shall
he reign 2"
"All over the world, said the angel
train.
In the hearts of men he bringeth
peace,
And his reign of love, shall never
cease"
For Bethlehemtown is in every
land,
And He standeth there, with out
stretched hand"
For these my brethren, the lame
and the poor,
The children who beg for bread at
your door.
" When We give them aid, to me it
is done,
Even the least of them, mine
everyone
For Bethlehem town is here.
everywhere;
Bring your gifts, you will find Him
'biding there"
JENNIE GILLESPIE
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CHRISTMAS GREETINGS

Glad Christmas Day is here again,
with loving word and deed,
When all get much they do not
want, and little that they need,
The baby's jacket cousin sent, we
can't get on at all,
And mothers slippers are too large
and fathers are too small.
And sister Zella got hood she'll be
afraid to wear
Because its color clashes with the
color Of her hair.
And brother Henry got some books
from pious Uncle Ned,
And after he had told him, too, he
hoped he'd send a sled.
The more luxurious the home, the
less time is spent there.
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AUGUSTUS HART PORTER

( Augustus Hart Porter died in
Augusta, Ca, December 81, aged
So years, following an operation for
complicated stomach trouble. His
funeral was held on Thursday after
noon, with interment in Augusta
cemetery.
He was a son of the late VIM. E.
and Sarah Paxsen Porter, the for
mer being at enc time one of the
largest land owners of Cecil county
with considerable holdings also in
West Virginia. where he was en-
gagged in railroad construction for
the B. y O, On his fathers side he
was descendant of John Hart, OF
Revolutionary fame, and on his
mothers side descendant of the
distinguished Beecher family.
A, H. Porter had been Valuation
Engineer of the ChsrlssteA & West
ern Carolina r. h, fer the past
25 years,
He ID survived by a widow, sister
of George c. and Lewis Logan, OF
Rowlandville; a son, John Mart
Porter, of Jefferson City, Mo-, and
a daughter. Mrs, Ferdinand Phinizy,
of Augusta, Also surviving him are
three brothers and a sister. George
H., of Baltimore; Harry T.. OF
6reenville, Pa; DR.. A. Lee, of
California, and Mrs. Anne Twaddell,
of Devon. Pa.
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COUNTY COMMISSIONERS

The retiring Board of County
Commissioners, Charles H. Recke-
fus, President; Frank E. Williams
and Charles H. Gatchell, met Dec
IA, approved .Der OF bills CON
tracted by them, and closed up their
work. Before adjourning the Board
appointed George L. Ewing as Con-
stable for the Sixth district; also
w. H. Marshbank as Constable for
the Third district, Mr.. Gatchell
dissenting.
The Board then finally adjourned.
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EvANGELIsTlc MEETINGS

Preparations are being made for
he holding of series of evangelistic
meetings in James M. E. church,
tising. Sun, beginning Sunday, jan
:ary 2, and continuing to January
49, inclusive.
The pastor, Rev. ]. G, Mccoy, Will
,e assisted in the conduct of the
meetings by the noted evangelist,
Dr.. S. ID. Croft, and the song
eader will be Dalbert Coutts
,alented tenor and pianist. Further
announcement of the meetings will
De made in our next issue.
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Thr Ghrtatntaa grrl


By James Whitcomb Riley
They's a kind o. feel in the air
to me,
When Christmas time sets in;
That's about as much O. a mystery
AS ever I've run ag'in
Fer instance, now while l gain in
weight
An general health, i swear
They's a goneness somer's l can't
just state
A kind o. feel in the air.
They's feel in. the Christmas air
goes right
To spot where a man lives
at
1t gives feller a appetite
They amt no doubt about
that
And yet they's somepin-I don't
know what
That follers me here and there,
And ha'nts and worries, and
spares me not,
a klno % 1eel In the air.
They's feel, as say, in the air
that's jest
AS touchingly sad as sweet /!
In the same ra-sho as feel the
best
And am spryest on my feet
They's allus kind O. sort O. a
ache
That l can't locate nowhere;
7 But it comes with Christmas and
no mistake
kind o. feel in the air.
Is it the racket the children
raise
Why no God bless 'em no
Is it the eyes and cheeks ablaze
Like my own wuz, long ago !?
Is it the bleat O. the whistle, and
beat
OF the little toy drum and blare
O. the horn ? No! It is jest the
sweet
The sad sweet feel in the air.
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,EsPoNDENT MAN ENDS LIFE

Despondent because of ill health,
James McCauley Clark, of Elkton,
committed suicide ON Wednesday
lfternoon of last week at his home
n that town, by shooting himself in
he head with revolver.
The deceased was "a years of age.
FOR years he followed farming near
3oulden's Chapel. Recently he had
)een employed as caretaker OF
1lkton Presbyterian Church and also
he new Elkton Elementary school.
lie is survived by his wife and one
son.
The funeral was held Saturday
fternoon. Innterment in Elkton
cemetery,
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GIFTS

Embroidered Buffet sets
scarfs, Centres, Towels: all
desirable for Gifts. Hats
greatly reduced.
greatly reduced.
GILLESPIE'S MILLINERY
Rising Sun Maryland
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@rrru UhrtHtntaa

Merry Christmas to friends |!
Merry Christmas to foes
The worlds bright with joy, SO
forget all your woes.
The earth's full of beauty, of
love and good cheer
Merry Christmas to all and a
happy New Year !! :
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MRS. ANNIE A. CROUCH

Mrs. Annie A. Crouch, wife of the
late VIM. L. Crouch, of Elk Neck,
died Dec IL, aged so years. She
is survived by the following children:
Edward, of Edgewood; William,
Lawrence and Frank, of Elk Neck
Raymond, Mrs. Irene Hess and Miss
Annie Crouch, Philadelphia.
Funeral services were held Dec.
Is, at her late home, with inter-
ment at Hart's Nj. e. cemetery.
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The Coroner's jury that investi-
gated the death of D. Alan Melvin,
at the B. 4 o. railroad crossing, at
Sewen. Hartford county, censured the
railroad : company for maintaining
such dangerous crossing without a
bridge, or some other proper safe
guard to the lives of those who are
obliSed to cross the railroad at that
place.
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The Board then finally adjourned.

The newly elected Commissioners,
James P. Mccoy, David T. Reed
and William D. Ewing, having re-
ceived their commissions and quail
fed before Clerk of the Court s..
Ralph Andrews, met Tuesday after
noon and organized by electing Mr..
Mccoy President of the Board.
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BIG PORKERs

Thomas Cassidy, Colerain Town
hip, Lancaster county, Pa, killed
-wo big porkers this week which
lressed '9S3 pounds, one 500 pounds,
he other 4S0 pounds, Eight eAna
If lard were made from these pigs,
which were year old
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DEATHS
IRIS. MARY E. CANTWELI

Mrs. Mary E. Cantwell, of Cherry
Hill, widow of Jos. T. Cantwell, died
at Union Hospital, Elkton,- Dec. 8,
aged SS years. The deceased was 2
lifelong member of the Cherry Hin
M. E. Church. Interment was made
in Cherry Hill M. E. cemetery,
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The annual Christmas entertain
ment of the Sunday school, and treat
or the little folks, will be held in
ae M. E. church Of this town on
Sunday evening, December a6. at
1880 o'clock.
Evening star., 1926-04-20

resolution, unanimously adopted,
which was made public today by A.
p. Seller, secretary.
The resolution asserts confidence in
Mr.. Jennings motives and integrity.
The resolution declares:
1T has happened, not often, but
too frequently for q broad minded,
diSnified body of men who should be,
or aim to be. an example for the in
telligent people in all the world to
follow, that men Of honor and great
repute, who have climbed the ladder
OF success by faithful and dignified
service. who have been respected by
all right thinking people who have
known them, and are ~acceptably oc-
cupylng an exalted position by the
wish of the people whom they repre-
sent. have been shamelessly and in
coWardly, unpatriotic way maligned
by those who so far forgot them
selves as to insult the dignity of the
House of Representatives, as we'll as
TO insult the entire citizenry of the
United States, by Squandering the
time and patience of all fair minded
Americans, whose high ambition is