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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
SAGE SAYINGS

ideas.
other.
erent fear.
Sometimes YOU make an enemy hy
II sometimes pays man to pay
others to he good
has u partner in his Joy
the harm In large doses of III
A woman changes her mind so often
There is no man suddenly either
excellently good or extremely evil.
Don't get into the habit of talking
to yourself. II you are easily bored
going to die whenever he falls Ill
Gossips make no discreet exceptions
thing.
No wonder political platforms view
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Duchess Fad a Boon

Because the popular English duch
ess of York has fad for hand-pa'nied
slippers and similar evening wearing
apparel, budding, hut needy artists of
the European centers have suddenly
found odd Jobs that are boon to
them. The fad has become popular In
London and Paris and as real artists
were necessary to give this final touch
she shops selling or making these ne
ress0ries had to call upon the stu
dents and mature artists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14

Srpuiv cdIc.S in Name?

Aside from the fact that both the
new ambassador from Japan to the
United States and his wife are de
scended from two of the oldest and
most aristoeratic families of the Is
land empire, ana have come to Amer
lea as typical representatives Of the
best In Japan, there Is touch of
poetry associated with him which
should make for nm especially close
relationship between the two coun-
tries His family name Matsudaira,
means peace under the pine tree
and his name Tsuneo means ''perpet-
ual. ~ Christian Science Monitor,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
What Attracted CroWd

There was large crowd In front
Of the millinery window Of "A San An
tonic CTexas) department store when
II opened for business The man.
ager Of the department rubbed his
hands and smiled in pleasure. When
the crowd increased and none came
inside, he decided TO Investigate.
There, comfortably ensconced In the
crown of stylish hat, was cat
and with her litter of kittens. They
had been born In the hat in the night,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Asking the Impossible

Betty and Petey had been playing
hard all day and were worn out
when evening came. They were
nearly at Swords points" when
Betty said few cross words that
broke the camel's back"
Betty" said Petey, very much put
out. Cant you be III gentleman
Betty stopped, put her finger into
her mouth and from then on played
by herself.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14

A bill has been introduced In the
Danish parliament wherein doctors
would be authorized to put an end to
the lives Of patients suffering horrible
painful or lncurahle ailments The bill
requires that the request for release
must come from the patient. Under
the old and present law, taking pa
tents life under such conditions puts
the physician under a charge Of man
slaughter.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
As IL Seemed to Him

An old New York farmer attended
big picnic at Binghamton and
stayed over TO watch the dancing at
night, says Town Topics He hadn't
been out In the world much, and he
was deeply impressed with the girls
clothes at that dance.
"Some OF the ladies' clothes | see
here" he said, plumb puts me in
mind of barbwire fence.
Somebody asked him why
well" said he, 'it's this way-they
appear to protect the property without
obstructIn' the view
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Heroic Roman Matron

Cecona, wife of Caligula, emperor OF
Rome, was killed by julius Lupus, A.
D. Al, while weeping over the body OF
her murdered husband. When she saw
the assassin approaching and discov-
cred his purpose she calmly presented
her breast to the sword, urging him to
finish the tragedy his companions had
begun. Her two daughters died by the
same hand.--ChIeago journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Honor From Reproach

Many words used as terms of con-
tempt and reproaeh have since become
titles OF honor Both the Methodist
and the Quakers We're so called IN
contempt, as indeed were the Puritans
and the Roundheads. 1t must not be
forgotten either that the word Chris
tian" was a term of contempt, first
used In Antioch by the enemies of the
new religion.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Cut Out Sheek Test

The teacher, prompted by superior
authority, had asked permission, by
letter. of girls parents TO have her
take the Shlck test The permission
was refused by the childs mother
in letter which ran as follows
81 received your letter asking Ia
have my girl take the Sheek test.
will not have my girl take no Sheek
test. have seen that Sheek ut the
theatre, and I win have nothing 10 do
with no test of his."-Smart Set
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Make Surel

All previous Wills are revoked by the
drawlng-up of II new Will. but so much
trouble arises through error or care
Iessness that ii is always best to make
SIRE of the matter by burning the
document to be revoked. Remember
that, If the new will Is lost or de-
stroyed an older will that Is not lost
or destroyed might become valid. 1t
Is impossible to be too careful.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Why?

Lord Balfour, apropos of lie re
revival of his note on allied IN eh'ed-
ness, was being discussed ut thinner
party In Washington.
lord Balfour is Il bachelor said
a senator's wife. "Weli. when he was
here last lady said to him:
"'Mr. Balfour'-he was only Mr..
Balfour then-'can you. as Il philoso-
pher tell me why there is no mar.
rage or giving in marriage in hea
ven3"
"Mr Balfour frowned.
but, he said, but heavens hea-
ven, isn't Itf
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Peat as Fertilizer

According to the geological and eco
monte survey Of North Carolina, large
supplies OF fertilizer can be obtained
from deposits in other parts OF the
country. II Is said exhausted farm
lands can be reclaimed by these peat
deposIts which are one Of our few
domestic sources of nitrogen that may
be applied economically.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Exchange of Statues

The equestrian statue of George III
which stood at Bowling Green, N. y,
was dragged from its pedestal July .,
1776, and laid PROSTATE in the dust.
The statue being composed of lead was
aftcrWurd melted and run into bullets
and in 1902 the first statue Of Wash
Ington was placed on the pedestal 1t
formerly occupied.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Thnf Thin KnotUledge

Required to tell what he knows
about Isaac Newton the average per
son would reply that Sir Isaac was
sitting under the Old apple tree at APP
pomattox composing Paradise Lost,
when an apple fell from the tree and
hit him on the head. He Jumped up,
crying Eureka and Immediately in
vented the steam engine Spokane
Spok csman- Review
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Wonderful Opal

One of the finest opals of modern
times belonged to Empress Josephine,
and was known ms the Burning of
Troy" from the innumerable flames
which appeared to be blazing within
lis denihH.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Alloys Long Used

An alloy has been used with gold
for many centuries. Gold In the raw
state was known in the latter Stone
age. 1t was probably the first metal
known to man. SO long ago as In the
day of the cities of Cyzicus and
phoeaea electrum. natural alloy OF
gold and silver, was used In making
coins
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Neglect Their English

There are not ten members of the
British parliament who speak or write
English properly, In. the opinion Of
DR.. ,E. g. Graham, member Of paria-
meni himself for the London univer-
slty. In recent address Doctor Ora
ham raised his voice against the woe
full neglect" of the study generally
of English. which he called the finest
language in the world.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Failures

rhe late August Belmont, who was
a very successful man, was once asked
by a New York reporter to define n
failure.
"A failure" said Mr. belmont
tIoughtfully. rs chap whose life Is
devoted to making great mistakes and
then resting up u long time after his
exeriIOns."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Good Use for Cross Words

"Cross-words, my dear?" said Mrs.
Brown to her nelghbor; 81 think
they're the finest invention in the
world. Do You know. since my hus-
band started them he has none left
for me, and we are delightfully."- happy
in consequence"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Men Thread Machine

An electric Sewing machine called
nm "lnsect" because Of its resemblance
TO fly, YIELDS piping, steel plates Of
ships aud many other articles by
means of whlte-hot steel wire fed
frnm a hnhhln.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
The Interesting Emu

Among the Indigenous birds of
Queensland the emu rivals the ostrich
for voracity In the stomach of a
specimen recently killed were found
four pennies, nine nails, five marbles,
one umbrella ferrule. key, medal. a
clock wheel and crockery.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Romance and Cloves

A curious atmosphere of romance
has always fingered around gloves.
The knights gauntlet was the gage In
battle, poisoned gloves We're used by
the Medici in dlsposlng of rivals, per
fumed gloves were revered by lovers.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Uncle Eben

''Remember, son." said uuncle Eben,
you must have Judgment as well as
enthusiasm. Good intentions is re-
sponsible foh some o de worst singln'
in de choir. Washington Star,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14

Twenty.one women have recently
been elected to the London county
council. Miss Susan Lawrence Is dep
uty chalrwoman md Lady 81. Heller
one of the ten aldermen.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
co,,o, Ball HoiI Storm

In Natal, South Afrlcn, on April II
1874. hailstones weighing one aud one
half pounds fell, and on their way to
the ground perforated corrugated iron
roofs.-Science Service.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Philosophical Thought

Life is Ike a game Of whist, ! don't
enjoy the game much; but | like to
play my cards well. and see what Will
be the end Of lt,--George Eliot.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Another Traffic Rule

When turning a corner at high
speed see that you are travelling on the
wrong side Of the road The repair
men have to llve.-Miaml Tribune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
AIwoys Worth While

An effort made for the happiness Of
others lifts us above ourselves. - Mrs.
l.. Nj Child.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14

PropeIIers with four blades have re-
placed three bladed propellers on the
steamship Leviathan, to give greater
speed and efficiency.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Bod Effect on Trade

In England the trnde in black silk
was once ruined for n generation be-
cause notorious murderess elected
to be hanged In her black silk dress,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
As They Sound

It may be true that man and his
wife nre one, but there are times, In
many cases when they sound like two
dozen.-New Orleans States,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Extra SOAP Provided?

Sign In indoor bathhouse Persons
bathing for the first time are requested
to inform the attendant of the fact
Boston Transcript
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Limit in Belief

Blobbs THAT poor fish Sllllcus is
the most credulous fellow | ever
knew" Slobbs-"Yes, sometimes
actually think he believes In himself"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14

In the school of experience you don't
get sheepskln. You grow Your own
TO replace the fragments renewed.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Batter Up

what are you studying there, kidT'
Homer" THAT'S right. You'll be
knocking one soon"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Pertinent Question

II children could be reared fee
from fear would they be fearless men
and women? Nh exchange asks
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Root of All Taxation

Taxation reaches down TO the base;
but the base is labor md labor pays
nll.-Donn Piatt.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Not in Class by Herself

Heaven has Its troubles as well as
earth, only Heaven does not worry
about them so much as we do. This
fact was revealed by Betty, who was
getting into bed when mamma came to
kiss her goodnight. "And did you ask
God to forgive your she asked hav-
ing In mind the little temper which
Betty had shown during the evening.
"Oh, yes, mamma" came the reply,
"and God said II was all right He
had many little girls worser than me-
San Francisco Argonaut.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
Where Napoleon Rested

The capital of he island OF st
II ,lcna is known rs jamestown, and
is strongly fortified.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
His Wealth of Learning

Willie was just back from the cir
Gus. He bounded into the room with
hop, skip and jump. 1T was
great I" he cried "But what did you
learn?" asked his grandmother. what
did | learn?" he echoed Just let me
tell YOU. learned to eat peanuts with
both hands. That's what | learnedV
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14
ONE DAYS MENU FOR SIX
YEAR-CLD CHILD.
Breakfast.


stewed prunes ........120 calories
u cupful cream of wheat IS calortes
Served with half cream GO
tbsp) and half evaporated
milk .,.................. lao calories
l Slice buttered toast ......1b0 calories
l cup cocoa made with
evaporated milk ........1b0 calories
CAS- oalories
Luncheon at School.
Baked potato and butter. 200 calories
X cupful spinach, ......... rs calorles
l baked apple Il tbsp. sugar,
u thsp. butter) ..........2 400 calories
l glass milk ......,.,.....l 100 Galleries
| slice bread buttered with
" tbsp. butter ..........100 calories
es5 calories
Afternoon Luncheon at School.
l orange ..........,......slo 100 chlorios
Dinner
1 small piece broiled steak
(2L 2M n ..........7b calorieB
u cupful mashed potato 100 oalories
2-s cuptul lima bean soup
made with evaporated
milk ...,......=.,.,... 10 chlorles
$40 calorles
Total ............,....,l ,S4e cnlories
Children often become wearied Of
drinking plain milk Mixing their milk
with fruit juices Is welcome change.
Following is the recipe for refresh
ing milk drink: Mix "a cupful orange
Juice. a cupful evaporated milk,
three teospoonfus of sugar, " tea
spoonful of lemon juice and n few
grains of salt Shake well In a fruit
! Jar before serving.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1926-01-14

Early ideas are not always true
The Bozeman courier., 1926-07-30

An that part Of the East one half
(Eh) Of the Northeast Quarter
(NEk) 81 Section Thirty Six 1851
IL Township One (1) North, Range
Three 90 East, M. P. A., in Gallatin
County, Montana, particularly de-
scribed as follows, to-Wit: Beginning
at the northwest corner Of said East
one half Of the Northeast Quarter Of
said Section So, running from thence
east along the north line Of said Sec
ton 927.9 feet, thence south 1161 feet,
thence west 1887 feet, thence south
1900 feet, thence west 1892 feet, to
the southwest corner Of said East
half Of the Northeast quarter Of said
Section So, thence north to the place
Of beginning. Saving and excepting
the right of way for a road as now
existing over said land).
Also, the East Half of the South
east Quarter of Section 25, Township
One ID North, Range Three (3) East,
M. P. M.
Also, all that part Of the South
west Quarter of Section 80, in Town
ship One % North, Range -Four az
East M. P. NJ, lying west of the
! County road and more particularly
described as follows, to-wit: Begin
! ming at the southwest corner of said
Section 80, in Township One North,
Range Four East, running from
thence east along the south line of
Section 80, same being the center line
of said road, 478 feet, to an angle
point in said road, thence north 1o5'
west along the center line Of said
| County road 2683.1 feet, to a point in
the north line Of said Southwest quar-
ter of said Section 80, said point be-
ing an angle point in the said County
road; thence west along the north line
Of said Southwest quarter Of saiC
Section 80, the same being also the
center line of said road, 1887 feet
to an angle point in said road; Themes
! leaving said road and continuing wes
along said north line 294.9 feet, mOrt
or less, to the northwest corner o.
said Southwest quarter of said sec
ton 80, thence south along the ives
line Of said Southwest quarter Of Sec
tiOn 80, 1882 feet, more or less,
the place Of beginning, containing o..
acres, more or less. Containing i
] all 1861 acres, more or less, accord
ing to the u. S. Government Survey
situated in the County of GallatiI
State of Montana.
= Dated this 9th day Of July A. D
!, 1926.
3 JAMES SMITH, Sherit
By Sylvia A. Smith, Under Sheriff
:. First publication July Is, 1926)
s (Last publication August 6, 1926)
The Bozeman courier., 1926-07-30
sHERIFF's SALE

Advance Rumely Thresher Com
pany, Inc, a corporation, Plaintiff, VS.
w. H. MOnfortOn, Defendant.
To be sold at Sheriff's Sale on the
7th day of August, 1926, at two o'clock
P. M. Of that day at the front door
of the Court House in the City of
Bozeman, County of Gallatin, State
of Montana, the following described
lands and premises situated in the
County Of Gallatin, State Of Montana
tO-wit: the west half (W4k) and the
southeast quarter (SEH) Of Section
twenty-One (21), Township two (2)
South, Range five (5) East, M. P. M.
together with all water rights, water
bitches and other appurtenances
thereuntO belonging or in anywise ap.
pertaining.
Dated this 18th day Of July, 1926
JAMES SMITH, Sheriff
By Sylvia A. Smith, Under Sheriff
M. J. Lamb, Attorney for Plaintiff
Billings, Montana.
(First publication July Is, 1926
(Last publication August 6, 1920
The Bozeman courier., 1926-07-30

NOTICE OF PRIMARY
NOMINATING ELECTION

Notice is hereby given that on Tues
day, the 3rd day Of August, 1925, at
the various precincts in the County
of Gallatin, State Of Montana, a pri-
mary nominating election viii be held
at which the Republican, Democratic
and other political parties subject to
law viii choose their candidates for
state, district, county and political
township offices as follows:
One Representative in Congress
from First Congressional District.
Two Associate Justices Of the
Supreme Court of Montana.
One Railroad and Public Service
Commissioner.
Three State Representatives.
One County Commissioner for six
years.
One County Clerk and Recorder.
One County Sheriff.
One County Treasurer.
One County Attorney.
One County Assessor.
One County Superintendent O1
Schools.
One County Surveyor.
One County Coroner.
One Public Administrator.
Two Justices Of the Peace for eacl
political township.
Two COnstables for each pOlitica
township.
And elect one Precinct Committee
man for each party in each precinct
which election will be held at i
o'clock noon and viii continue until
o'clock in the afternoon Of said day
Dated at BOzeman, Montana, thi
1st day Of July, 1925.
J. II. HARRIS,
County Clerk and Recorde
First publication July 2, 1926)
(Last publication July 80, 1925
The Bozeman courier., 1926-07-30
MONTANA WEEKLY
INDUSTRIAL REVIEW

Successful experiments in growing
onion seed in MissOula and Bitter
Root valleys this season, viii bring
farmers approximately $4,000 for
their crop.
Havre-25-blOck paving project un-
der way.
Hill county will vote, August 8, on
$4,000 bond issue for steel bridge at
HaWre.
MOntana's wheat crop estimated at
$68, 100000 this year.
Nashual- Farmers Produce COM
pany announces plans for new ele-
NatOr next spring.
Several oil wells in vicinity Of Pot
latch deep test well, Keyin-Sunbursi
field, nearing Ellis sand.
| Sheep, horse and hog shipments
from state show increase; cattle
equals 1925.
COrvalls-Many farmers Of th'
Bitten Root realizing as high as S6OI
an acre from lettuce.
WOrden-Main street paved.
Building boom hits Billings; prin
cipally homes.
Devon-Sheep man aweuaged bet
ter than IL pounds wool per sheep.
| Increase over last year OF approx
imately 81 100000 IN Rosebud coun
! ty's assessed valuation shown; Pom
dera county's increase, $4,000.
a. 81 a
The Bozeman courier., 1926-07-30
sHERIFF's SALE

The Federal Land Bank Of Spokane,
a corporation, Plaintiff. versus 7. Lew
Gracey as Administrator Of the Es-
tate Of Jarvis Jackson Hammer, de-
ceased, who was the same person as
Jarvis J. Hammer; and Myersburg
National Farm Loan Association. q
corporation, Defendants.
To be sold at Sheriff's Sale on Sat
urday on the 21st day Of August A. d.
1926 at two o'clock P. M. at the front
door of the Court House in the City
Of Bozeman, County of Gallatin, State
of Montana, the following described
property, viz:
The South half of the Northeast
quarter, the Southeast quarter of the
Northwest quarter, the Northeast
quarter of the Southwest quarter Of
Section Twenty-fOur, Township Three
North, Range Six East of the Mon
tana Principal Meridian, and situate
in the County Of Gallatin State Oi
Montana.
Dated this 10th day Of July, A. D
1926.
JAMES SMITH Sheriff
By Sylvia A. Smith, Under Sheriff
(First publication July 80, 1926)
(Last publication August 20, 1926)
The Bozeman courier., 1926-07-30

When four fine vOcallsts have been
studying and practicing constantly for
eight years, harmony may reasonably
be expected. The Emmanuel Male
Quartet, which is said to rank first
among three recognized Quartets Of
the country, is all that the most exact
ing critic could demand In harmony
and ensemble singing. Formerly
known as the Harmony Male Quartet
Of Los Angeles, and changing its
name to the Emmanuel because Of its
extensive work in church and big re-
Iigious organizations, this group Of
.vocalists has made a nation wide
reputation by complete devotion to
art, constant practice and training.
Billy Sunday and William Jennings
Bryan were quick to recognize the
ability Of the four young men who
sang in a California village at a
gathering Of 10000 on the occasion OF
the Governors visit, and drew them
from their obscurity into the lime
light Of the public. Then they were
invited by Bishop Leonard to sing foT
the general conference Of the M. E
Church at Springfield, Mass. attend
ed by delegates from all over the
world. They captured that cOnven
ton and en- route home drew au
diences Of 1000 two successive even
ings ct Fort Worth. Texas. and simi