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Imperial Valley press., 1925-05-27
lis ELEMENTARY
PUPILS RECEIVE
DIPLOMAS HERE. T.

Pupils If the c7tman antarv schools
con'ritutorv n Central Intau 52a
school district lR@41fHg 1I5 Wi
eather ut the lia. selaa. tonight.
together With their paa7ats aH#
friends. fer The graduation exercises
and Presentation Il diplomas ElIea
VIII mark tIe complexion of thu :
grammar school days Graduates
from ten stbee) W participates
fev T. II. IaW, Pas.oa II tle
state Street ebsiaaiaa church ii
this 1T. las been secured Ia de-
fver the address t3 the graduates.
qther program numbers vii b.
Contributed hv stu5sntS ffom tle
various sch0a = PRINCIPAL j. L.
House of tie hieh school VIII
award the diplomas.
An interesting feature If FIR cH=
oHiug will lie tie laree size - tGe
class being graduated from thu
Wilson school If this el.r. - boz,
and girls having finished ta fe-
quired Wor. t4ls term. 0r.ef
schools Of thcd trie. @I tHe HaW-
Der ef their graduates aea Neu-
Signal. seven: Silshea, f@8; Flrb#r
seven; Elm, three; Ea-a atHs. *.
West>ide one; Set1eE. tHaee; Aeas
cia, oue: ard McCabe uGlan. l.H.
Richard Homa> Aaaa. n.aI -
Allen, .aa MErts- AH4 a.a8, La
Melvin Anderson EeHa Hes=aa.
Elon Beekaan. James Jesse Berry.
WAYNE. lee Boyle.. Louise anna
Brand, Charles NeAs5a Baa@.ee.
Ellsworth Briasefeei Waiter t.
Bromley. Jack ga4Hsa7 Brown,
Eerdie Huggss. !. il Eafe.aa BrH-
rago Win J. Pei o.ze. ~.
Bo1d HeIlay. Afa~.e Daaa..aH. VI
l.ola Bavoee, EreaefisI. A.aHIes
Downs. Eali T. Idsa4. 70 &. la-
gar, Emaa Marie E1.a..e. 4Iz
foueias Emuaas #Ivfaa France
Eu4t. " George. 6lV.u
GwendoiyH GaEa 3e.ett GaaS saas
Harlan. Melba iasHaea Il e#as4
Mar G.=Hgs# Aa4@ ias itaesz
eft, Lest1r 5.a@4a5 Lon f'dHaTI
Hoover o. Virginia H f##
D. Jaek ~. asss Je=.s#a. HaH=.
Richard Jones - 4F.#=.zes Ie.az
Imperial Valley press., 1925-05-27

onS, Nargaret Edna Luis, iIan-
5eH Mason, Afae1d wesley Nat
>c.. Jkicli Ia,u>hi.. Ei# Hm
ar-e AiH1pfr thamas atrtu.a.a. T..
Lia.s, Aje Nat Dr.. Tleua .a
Nat. 4.ga Byron Miller. lara-
nj GHa.a.... Cta.a Frances NJ
1,;al f..,nee Ep.as /. NuliaA Nar.
a.5. j. L t.zHaa iaEg. ttaf.ag
Iela Fr.5&s.4a'. ,vra4aaa &a.
Eeia, caaea.e r. #saar .--s-.
George Rise. &aeel# saaa#.
Cir @y,#. Galae ElHae
Ea4=a.4 s,esaas-- e+za#
g. ~ SsstE. NeafHa
I.a.s ~s..e, nas Eeaaala saes=
Ae+ H44a.s.s .4e.aa, M444 aat La#.ss.
Ela 1 CO.. .aaasN Eaa64e
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6e3#. Haa4a ttfcf Willy Aave=<t
6#.ssz.ss Nilsson. teas. iHaH AztG..
49, 1aaa1#e A. Na.uaI- Jt.@4l.a F..
TaaH- H.#a =. zzH
8-A crr:ls Essezlae School I
3aHH Allen, Ja@e, fheaioHe Cur
-. e#5aH= i. ,ia5s5e. A5aa &Gaa
F5H#5Hs Ze5Ha FUH Perkins. ~.
arrsee ~EHh. John '.aaa sFaa5h
\ e#ag.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-05-27
TEN FIREMEN ARE
OVERCOME AT BLAZE

san FRANCISCO. MAY q
Ten riremen were treated ut hospi.
tails for gas and ether asphyNiation
following 4 basement fire here last
night. Several others were made
il by the gas but recovered with,
oS medical attention.
,rhe fire was quickly ext.asuish.
ed after several squads of firemcn
effected entrance to the basement
aaa turaed off the gas. Five open
cans Of ether, used for paint max.
ing were discovered in the place.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-05-27
Grocery Specials
Il Lh Beet Sugar

Is Lb Beet Sugar 90
= ~ Pure Cane Suga
& T. E,ieeaJt Potatoes .. .... S1.00
"a L5 New Potatoes $40
27-CU2 bottles eour or dill pickles ...-....-S1oO
f71a. Cans Lbbv'e Spinach for r-...........S1OO
10. 10 Care Ti6bv'e Spinach for ....-...$1.00
Q 10. Co.'s Stanford Corn for .-...,,..S100
10. Cons FTioh Grade Corn for ........$100
+ No Cans HIGH GIado Corn for .....-....,. 90
No. 2 Cans Stanford Tomatoes for -.......-.S1.00
T No II Cano STANDARD Tomatoes ...-----.S1.O0
& M, 2 Cans Wisconsin Pack Peas for - S10O
M. Cans Korat Peas (fino) - 81 90
Q No. II Cars Pinl co1mon Observation-Disclosures. 81 60
No ! Gems Solid Pack Tomatoes for - 90
6 M, ? Cons Solid Pack Tomatoes for - S1.00
M. 2 Cane Solid Pack T0m9t0es 90
no. Cans Syrup Pack ADricots For S1OO
2 no. 2la Cans Point Iona Peaches 90
No Cans Point oma Peaches ..........-.. 81 90
&o. ? Gems Point Iona Peaches - 81 90
No. Cans Evm1n Pack Peaches - S1.0O
No. Cons Point Iona Poyal Anne Cherries 500
No. 2l% Cosmos Sliced PineaDOlo .-...-...S1.O 90
No. Ca"e Cortrrv Olives MEDIUM Size) e1.00
No. 2ih Cans Tibbvs ApDle Butter - 81 90
8 No ! Lihhy's Anb7o Butter ..-..-....... 81 90
No. Fac'5aoa cune7vent Primes for - 81 100
IS Rolls Full Weight Toilet Tissue ...,,,.,, $1.o0
Imperial Valley press., 1925-05-27

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Imperial Valley press., 1925-05-27
INCOME TAXPAYERS
ARE GOOD PROSPECTS

WASHINGTON, May 27.-Names
ard addresses OF income tax PAYERS
who paid more than 100000 last
year have been compiled by sev-
al companies and put = book
GF department has been Informed.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-05-27

Several liver catfish weighing
more tban six pounds each have
lately been caught IA Butte Greek
l. Go.asaus.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-05-27
S. D. & 4. Shows
A Fine Increase
IN 1924 Business

@AN f#.tNGt~eo. 35a~ .6.-
IL aa g-a l Arizona E
sav G=H.ats.# .seas.t = .>sa=
Ela-u AL i4Es ~ e.aE - .aa6a {
sim n 49, lss#.ees# seFs -
rcaus5 - tn ss.=a f@4t#@u gaH-
...ssiaa company y :
1927 @taez aFeHs s9#aa5 @ss
1871 .6, aat - ~ operating Gezse-
aG- d. 5 80 - t945 - esHss
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tel#..s .#... sEa =z..s f.r t1s
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Il 1arse afa6zs aHa e.-...s..
fta Ms e5efaH s@.er
as - king Eaesa
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Imperial Valley press., 1925-05-27

! cotton gia il ntsa - construction
~ Nasue.s 6pla-a county.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-05-27
Stage Hit At
Palace Airdonle

Ege's Sccfct. Paramount
screen version Of t4e Broadway hit,
liz Naaa Floler." co.starrag
Boy tolaps.4 aa5 Jack Holt, which
closes tonight ~ Palace afdomc, j.
ene -.ert ot da.,e vino faiis IN 3aFe
with 4 psasaaJ gi.l, scnds har 10
t.aeis 10 be gQseate1 end then whea
Size f#tmus beautifully eoane1,
polished @aaaa, i iaza4e1y jealous
II ,.sa attention Eai5 Ler b etbsn
t#e. y duel so6e3,s ~tsl startling
! a#Ar Crimson aa#aee'' with
Priscilla D.w IL ~ leading roie.
4 siil Is.ge Is ne>s.aa !4g~.ega show.
.ag te@arHaw eiRdg ~ tie fa.aee
atu.e#se.
\ =sa.tz4# #gia# IL #afs5z.s= =rnastraatian
- Naaur.6 tpga-a county.
- EaIls=. " z1ia s0aa4. wishes
- e#aa=s = a.4s 10 famaleats.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30
Especial to the News)

Great Falls, April 25th.-Senator
Burton K. Wheeler was acquitted of
the charge of unlawfully using his in
fiuence before the department of the
interior, when the jury brought in a
verdict of "Not Guilty" at about eight
o'clock Friday evening. Senator
Wheeler received two pieces of good
news simultaneousIy--his acquittal
and the news of birth of a daughter
to Mrs. Wheeler at their home in
Washington, d. c.
Senator Wheeler only smiled when
the verdict was announced. Judge
Frank S. Dietrich. just before the
verdict was read, warned spectators
against any demonstration, but after
the jury had rendered the verdict and
court adjourned friends of the Senator
rushed up to shake hands with him.
Senator Thomas J. Walsh, chief of
defense counsel, began his statement
with an assertion "There is no case
here" He termed the testimony Of
Hayes, as perjury or pipe dream.
lnstructing the jury, Federal Judge
Frank S. Dietrich said the evidence on
the Lincoln permit would not justify
a verdict Of guilty. Two hours and
thirteen minutes elapsed between the
time the jury took the case and the
verdict. They took only one ballot
and dined during that time, and their
actual deliberations covered only a
few minutes.
Wheeler's Statement to the Press
Senator Wheelers statement to the
press was made as follows;
"The verdict IS exactly what | ex-
'pected There could have been no
other. The verdict is not only a vim
dication of me but also of the senate
committee Of which Senator Borah
was chairman and Of the great major
ity Of my senate colleagues who voted
for the Borah report, which found me
innocent Of these charges and was
against the department of justice.
uI racaivpd the ,,n,dicf of onf 0ltilf7
at the same moment | received tele-
gram announcing the birth Of q baby
daughter at my home in Washington
During the trial had more anxiety
concerning Mrs. Wheeler than | did
over the proceedings in this case.
"As for this man Hayes (star wit
ness for the government) ! have just
been informed that he is friend Of
Harry M. Daugherty. Nothing more
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30
TRACK and FIELD
MEET PROMISES TO
BEBEST MEET HELD

The fourth annual Carbon county
track and field meet will be held at
Belfry, next Saturday. Eight high
schools have entered into this meet
and 100 contestants have been entered.
Belfry, Red Lodge, Bridger, Edgar,
Fromberg, Joliet, Roberts and Bear
creek are to be represented and this
promises to be the best meet ever held.
Preliminary events viii be held
fifty yard dash, one hundred yard
dash, two hundred twenty yard dash,
high hurdles and low hurdles will be
held in the morning at ten o'clock and
other sicld events will start at one
O'Clock In the afternoon.
In 1922 Fromberg won first place,
IN c2s Belfry won the honors and in
1924 the Carbon County High School
wen first place. MIS- the purpose Of
each high school tdwork for the silver
cup that will be given by the Bear
tooth Boosters Club, to the first one
that wins the honors at the meet three
times.
Mr.. Schmidt, athletic coach of the
Carbon County High School, stated
that much interest was being shown
by the various schools. Owing to tbs
snnw storms in the city during the last
few weeks ths high seke~s hsrs have
not been able TO practice ss much as
4. x--. s@.fss4 w -~.- 1
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30
NAMES OF HIGH
SCHOOL GRADUATES
ARE ANNOUNCED
Siiri Wariis and Ruth Davis Receive
Honers.

Thirty-one Seniors will receive di-
plomas on commencement night; ex-
ercises to be held at the Workers Hall
Thursday May 14th. The class ad-
dress will be delivered by Carl A. Jes-
sen Of Helena, state supervisor Of high
schools.
To Siiri Warila goes the honor Of
valedictorian, having completed her
high school course with the highest
average of any Of her classmates. To
Ruth Davis goes second honcrs and
she win give the salutatory address
Following are the members of the
Senior class: Westley Bailey, Mary
Breznikar, Earl: Browning, Lucille
Brown, Nino cornelio, Ireta Cowger,
Ruth Davis. Rhoda burst, Elsie Erik
kila, Joe Favero, Ello Hietala. Anne
Horne, Eunice Irwin, David Jones,
Violet Lantta, Liami Leeman, Rag
n,ond Loomis, Adrian Mattils, Sadie
Matson, Clarence McMinu, Matt
Psksla, Katie peila, Esther Pelc, Resno
Pumala. Richard Romerya. Mary
Sekora, Ssliy Sinko, Clarence ThcnP-
son. Siiri warih, Selma Wakkxui and
Jssnes Wesavcw.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30
SENATOR B. K. WHEELER ACQUITTEDBY
JURY WHEN CASE ENDS ON FRIDAY
Many Friends of Senator Rejoice Over Verdict.
Daughter is Born to Mrs. Wheeler at Same
Hour Verdict Reaches Court.

need be said in that connection. Fin
ally want to say no man ever had an
ahler defender than ! did in Senator
Walsh. can never repay him for
what he mas done for me and what /
say about the senator applies to my
other counsel"
Senator Wheeler left the following
day for Hunters Hot Srings to spend
a few days resting and will then leave
for Washington to see his new daugh-
ter, the sixth child in the Wheeler
family.
Senator Walsh Much Gratifed
Helena, April 27th-U. $. Senator
Thomas j, Walsh returned home yes
terday from Great Falls where he
acted as chief counsel for Senator
Burton X. Wheeler. Asked regarding
the Wheeler case. Senator Walsh said:
81 am very much gratifed at the re-
suit. II has been demonstrated that
the Montana courts cannot be used as
an agency Of private or political ven
gcance."
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30
SCHOOL CHILDREN
OBSERVE AMERI-
CAN FOREST WEEK

In conformity with proclamation
issued by Governor Erickson urging
the schools and citizens of the state
TO observe the period from April 9th
10 May Ord as American Forest Week
in the state, the school children are
giving program Friday morning at
he Roosevelt School auditorium.
AL Croonquist win represent the for
est force and will speak on forest con-
ddct and viii DIVE particularly on the
&c rtooth Range.
In addition to this the following pro-
gran ty the children will be given.
Recitation, Salute to the Trees" by
FiEl Pollard
Recitation, "What the Trees Teach
Y sua'' by Miss Theige's first grade
children. sa
kondlng, Excerpts from Public State
rfpnts Of Leaders in the Movement
u pcrpetuaLe American Forests,
b. Gene Wh,cher.
Read ng. What is American Forest
Week, by Elmer Bowman.
E.citstioss The Forest plesders" by
Miss Hayl.a's flfth grade.
Reading, Forest Fable, by Sarah
Hrophy- ss
Eec;satF,4; VIVA DO We Burn When
We hsrn eur Trees. b. Edna Psp-
pfnssr
Es.ainss STsp4 Md. From Trsu-
bylFevest Flashman.
Reading, -Ere--the Destroyer. BY
e<vcn children from Mlss Pstsrscn's
fsfth gradA
Reading. Fsgsstry is Kelated to
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30
Freshman English
Class Will Exhibit
Some Unique Books

Mrs. II. r. Hussong, instructress Of
English class | at the local high school
announced that books prepared by the
class are to be exhibited In the Eng
lish room today and tomorrow. The
students of the class have been. writ
ing continued stories a. themes dur
ing the school semester and after com
pleting them have made unique book
covers appropriate to their subject.
Many Of the stories depict the won
ders Of the Beartooth Mountains, q
number portray scenes Of Yellowstone
park, others dwell on adventures into
Alaska and Hawaii.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30
Class in Cooking
Will Be Conducted
For Women of City

The women of Red Lodge are in
vited to attend two day Rex Flour
cooking school which will be held
in the Methodist church basement to-
day and tomorrow afternoon.
This school will be conducted by
Miss jeanette Boyer of the Home
Service Department of the Royal
Milling Company of Great Falls.
The Woman's Club Of Red Lodge
has voted to cooperate with Miss
Boyer in helping with this school.
The program for the school today
will be unusual deserts and such dish
es will be made as Hawaiian Pie,
Apple Roll, Tarts and Cream Puffs.
Tomorrow's program will feature at
tractive cakes and cake icings and
such questions will be answered as
"What makes my cake crack on top"
and What makes my cake fall when
taken out of the oven?". This school
is absolutely free and all women of
Red Lodge may come and learn some
new ways to answer that eternal ques-
tion what shall we lave to eat?"
Free recipes will be given and every
one will have a chance to taste the
dishes prepared.
A $500 gold piece will be given for
the best loaf of bread baked from Rex
Flour. Each woman is requested to
bring her loaf of bread to the class
Friday.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30
MRS. ]. 7. FLAHERTY
dies AT FAMILY
HOME tues. MORNING

Mrs. John T. Flaherty passed away
at her home on South Hauser Avenue
Tuesday morning at nine-thirty. Mrs.
Flaherty had host of friends in the
city She has been an invalid for twen-
ty years ard had been sick for the past
two months. Her death was caused
from the after effects of the flu.
Mrs. Flaherty was born in Archi-
bald, Pennsylvania May 28, 1864. On
August 18, 1884 she married John T.
Flaherty at Archibald. On February
20, 1893 they came to Red Lodge
where they have since made their
home.
She is survived by her husband !;
one sister, Mrs. Mary A. Howard of
Archibald, Pennsylvania; one son and
one daughter in Chicago, M. F. Flah-
erty and Mrs. Mabel Murly; four
daughters and one son in Red Lodge,
Mrs. j. M. Freeman, Mrs. J. F. Lob
dcn, Ms. S. c. Cs-3ansag, Margaret
and Joseph.
Funeral services are under the di-
rection Of r. G Martin and will be
conducted with solemn h'gn mass at
ST Agnes Catholic church at ten
o'clock tomorrow morning. Interment
will be made in the Catholic cemetery.
Pallbearers will be MIR. William Lar
kin, Sr, H. P. Cassidy, John Whalen,
ST., Jerry Reardon, j. i. Plunkett and
j. HI. McAllister.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30
+. CLES WERE CRU
SAlERS OF MOTHERS
DAY in AMERICA

Mothers Day, which will have a ma
tional observance on Sunday, May 10,
is really vers old custom, one that
seems to have been brought over to
this country from England There, at
very early period, young men and
women would "go a-nothering" on
Mid-Sunday in Lent. The youth or
maiden who had gone into service
or Lad married, would return home to
call on mother and take her some
e,Yal S #, perhap- a piece Of "simnel'
OF sweet cake.
Eagles the Crusaders
&. Ancrlca. the earliest crusaders
for Mothers Day were the Eagles,
who began the campaign in 1904 and
1905, - the clubhouse Of Kansas City
aerie No. AZ. The American War
mothers, the organization Of women
whose sons served in the World war,
has recently given full credit to the
f. 0. f., for its sponsorship Of the
lsta.a at this carly date, quarter
of a century ago.
In 1908, United States Senator E. j.
Burk1tt Of Nebraska, offered a Moth
crfs Day resolution in the United
States senate. This was the first legal
action ever taken toward the estab,
lishment Of the day. Senator Burkett's
resolution was not passed.
= In 1912, the Fraternal Order of
Eagles, at it's national convention at
Cleveland passed a resolution which
provided that all the aeries in the jur-
isdiction should set aside one Sunday
in the year as Mothers day.
Recognized by Congress
Two years later, in 1914, Mothers
day was Officially created by an act OF
congress. Senator Thomas ]. Heflin
of Alabama, was responsible for the
bin which resulted in this homage paid
to the motherhood Of America. The
act provided only for the display oi
the American flag on all government
buildings, on homes, and at other suit
able places. All other methods Of hon
oring mothers were to be matter OF
individual taste.
One of the most popular customs
has been that Of sending letters to be
delivered to mother on Mothers day
In 1918, ATS sacks Of Mothers day
mail from the soldiers overseas were
urIoaded at the piers in New York. In
New York City, alone, 10000 Mothers
day letters were distributed
The wearing Of flower in honor Of
"mothee" is another way of observing
the day. This charming method Of
paying tribute 20 her is almost uni
vei-sally practised.
II 1922, the day VAS celebrated by
services held at the grave Of the I'm
known Soldier In the Arlington Gem
tory, Washington. The American
War r,others will officiate at similar
services to be held at the same place
on May 10 Of this year.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30

Wise Nan: "Teal me wA4t y4ur
rccts do and T'll tsif you &tst tAsiv
wives do
Student: AThe poet know takes il
al the beauliss Of naturM"
W;se Man: "His wifs---wau1ifn =
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30
HERE FROM LIVINGSTONE

Mr, and Mya James AcConvills ar
rived Tuesday afternoon from Livinss-
tone for few days visit with the lat
ters parents, Mr.. and Ars. J. H. Nc
Allister.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30

bsrsa, plunged into a ditch along the
road about mile this side Of Roberts
and turned over. The car was
being driven without any lights.
Esther Smith also Veceived Appraised
snxlU nd = nv bruises about the
.fste Asxman Aihersav pstsr~ Nsgrs
xad d4hn Miller, the other three oc-
capkSss . II ~ car. mare not hurt sc-
crFdxa to DR.. G. l. Kohen who was
called In attendance from Red Lodge.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30
Two Local Girls Are
Hurt N Auto Acfi-
dent Near Roberts

Lula Bekksr;nen hsd the fr'F;eor-
ts.M of recsi~ing a vtry had fractur-
ID arm last Saturday night wheti the
Ford truck IN which she wHs riding.
and which ~ driven by Hermst A.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30
FOR
TEACHERS MAY7-9

Miss Gail Boyd, County Supeiin-
tendent Of Schools announces that the
teachers examinations are to be held
in the court room May 7th, 9Th and
9th. The schedule for first grade GER
tificates is as follows: First grade
Friday afternoon at two-thirty, Eco
nomics; three-thirty, School Law. Sat
urday morning at eight, Principals of
EDUCATION and at ten, Psychological
Education.
The schedule for second grade cer-
tifcates is as follows: Thursday A..
M.-8;O0, History; 1000, Ciyics.
Thursday p. MI 100, Grammar; 2;30,
Methods; 400, Spelling Friday A.
M.-8:0O, Arithmetic; 1000 Gcog-
raphy. Friday D. m.--l:00, Reading;
2:30, Agriculture; $3.50, Physiology.
Saturday A. M.---s:00, School Manage
ment; 1000, American Literature.
Akron, O.-A "Nurmi" tire has just
been put on the market. They claim
it is best in the long run.
II you want to play good game
why not play safe L. -. sssss
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-04-30

WHAT Is INTERESTING?
COOLIDGE COMMON SENSE.
THE "NO-MAN" HUSBAND
JOHN DIS GRANDSON.
Judge Gary says times are all
right, business is good, and there is
no reason why it shouldn't remain
good. The recent slump followed too
much speculating after the election.
High finance, and middle class fin
ance ridiculously and unnecessarily
frightened by La Follett's candidacy
went on a stock gambling debauch
when the danger was over. The
slump is the headache following the
debauch.
Great is the power Of science, which
has found way to prevent death by
gas asphyxiation. Oil of red peppers
is mixed with the gas in minute, in
expensive quantities. While the gas
burns you don't notice it. But if the
gas is turned on unlighted, or there
is leak, the pepper oil, mixing in
with the air, causes violent sneezing
forcing you to rush from the house
for relief. Simple and sure.
Other scientists, seeking to find
metal alloys that will forever resist
corrosion hope to produce "An auto
mobile that will never wear out"
To-day's automobiles answer the de-
scription pretty well if you keep them
q; Id, and give them decent care.
Professor Bonnevie, of Oslo I'm
iversity, says man need not be so
wise after all, in order to know his
own father.
Paternity can be proved, the prof
fessor says, by the resemblance of a
child's finger prints to those Of his
father.
Professor Bonnevie, who is lady,
can instantly identify the father of
any young baby by the fingerprints.
President Collidge talked good com
mon sense on "giving preference to
home industry and American work
men, Newspapers say he defended"
such preference, but there is no need
for defense.
The duty of nation, its govern
ment and its chief executives is to
work for that nation, and for the
working people that have created it.
The British are not basnful about
giving the preference to British work
ers. In every advertisement you read
British Made or British Built.
Too many Americans brag about the
fact that what they offer is imported
from England" as though there were
nothing fit to produce or use in this
country. If you MAKE your money
in America SPEND it in America.
Miss Nora Bayes' experience COM
mands respectful attention. Return
ing with her fifth husband she says
she is on her first real honeymoon,
because this husband is a NORMAN
The experienced lady divides hus-
bands into the weak "YES-MAN," and
the powerful, manly "NO-MAN."
The "no-man," as you guess, harks
back TO the cave and knows how to
say "No." A woman likes TO be
rossed, says Miss Bayes, and soon gets
tired of a "YES-MAN."
An interesting definition of hus-
bands, but there is such thing as
saying mo" too often. Who knows
but No. G may be another YES
MAN?
Fowler Nc Cormack, gradson of
John d. Rockefeller, and heir to a
great Harvester Trust fortune, is
working as a day Iaborer in harry
ester plant sorting out heavy castings.
There's hero for you," says public
opinion.
Men succeed and rule other men by
Tic use of the mental HANDSPRING.
The three greatest rulers of men in
history are Alexander, Ceaser and Ma
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