Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-04-23

business is good, and there is no reas
on why it shouldn't remain good TIL
recent slump followed too much spec
ulating after the election.
High finance, and middle class fiji
ance, ridiculously and unnecessaril!
frightened by La Follette's candidacy
went on a stock gambling debaucf
when the danger was over. The SLUMP
is the headache following the debauch
Great is the power of science, which
has found a way to prevent death by
gas asphyxiation. Oil of red peppers is
mixed with the gas in minute, ine2pen
sive quantities. While the gas burns
you don't notice it. But if the gas is
turned on unlighted, or there is leak
the pepper oil, mixing in with the air
causes violent sneezing, forcing you to
rush from the house for relief. Simple
and sure.
Other scientists seeking to find
metal alloys that will forever resist
corrosion hope to produce can auto
mobile that will never wear out" To
days automobiles answer the descrip.
ton pretty well, if you keep them oil
ed, and give them decent care.
Professor Bonnevie, of Oslo Uni
versity says a man need not be so
wise after all, in order to know his
own father.
Paternity can be proved, the pro-
lessor says, by the resemblance of a
child's fingerprints to those of his ia
ther
Professor Bonnevie, who is lady,
can instantly identify the father OF
any young baby by the fingerprints.
President Coolidge talked good com
mon sense on giving preference to
home industry and American work
men, Newspapers say he defended
such preference, but there is no need
for defense.
The duty of nation, its govern
ment and its chief executives is to
work for that nation, and for the
working people that have created it..
The British are not bashful about
giving the preference to British work
ers. In every advertisement you read
British Made, or British Built Too
many Americans brag about the fact
that what they offer is imported
from England" as though there were
nothing fit to produce or use in this
country. If you MAKE your money in
America SPEND it in America
Miss Nora Bayes' experience COM
mands respected attention. Returning
with her fifth husband, she says she
is on her first real honeymoon, be-
cause this husband is "NO-MAN."
The experienced lady divides hus-
bands into the weak "YES-MAN," and
the powerful manly NO-MAN
The norman" as you guess, haFks
back to the cave and knows how
to say NO A. woman likes to be
bossed, says Miss Bayes, and soon
gets tired of a YES-MAN."
An interesting definition of husband
but there is such thing as saying
mo" too often Who knows but No
may be another "YES-MAN'?
Fowler Mccormick, grandson of
John ID. Rockefeller, and heir to a
great Harvester Trust fortune, is
working as day laborer in a harves-
ters plant sorting out heavy metal cast
ings.
There's hero for you says pub
lie opinion.
Men succeed and rule other men by
the use of the mental HANDSPRING.
The three greatest rulers of men in
history are Alexander. Caesar and Ma
poleon. None of them started in as
simple, soldier in the ranks. Alexander
at thirty was ruler of the world.
Caesar started in Roman politics, be-
came a soldier, went to Gaul and grew
powerful enough to brighten the Sen
ate, and he ruled the world, including
Rome.
Napoleon went to military acad-
envy studied and read books, used his
brain, and HE ruled the world.
To have son worth while, give him
the best chance you can. First, good
health, then education, then a good
start.
"The Vanishing Men," a thrilling
mystery love story by Richard Wash
burn Child, will be published seriaIly
beginning with the next issue of The
Review.