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New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
Observations On The Weather

Wasnueton. Juno 22.-ForecaSst for Soutlmrn N,W England; Partly cloudy with local thunder storms late tonight or Tuesday morning; moderate 10 fresh westerly winds
 Forecast for Eastern New York Mostly cUudy tonight and Tuesday; probably local thunder shoWcrs' warmor tonight; cooler Tuesday at- t,rnoon in north portion; moderate to fresh west and northwest winds
 Conlitiuns \ slight disturbance is central this morning over Lake Superior but thtrc is no well de- fined disturbance east Of the Rocky Mountains. Scattered showers have occurred during the Iast 24 hours from Montana eastward 10 Aichi- gan and along the Gulf and Atlantic coasts. Tho temperature is rising in the Lake Region and New Eng land. Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather with slightly i higher temperature.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

worn out but otherwise healthy
 horses, or old sheep that cannot be fattened for mutton, and these,
 when slaughtered, make good and
 cheap meat. Woodchucks and rab-
 bits, freshly Killed. arc always well
 come in a fox yard. When cheap
 meats fail, beef and poultry are used. Foxes do not need meat
 every day, Some keepers feed it but two or three times a week. Milk with some sort of bread or
 cooked mush. is the standard food
 for old and young foxes. Foxes, which are fed twice day, usually l have meat in the morning and bread and mush and milk at night Ini summer the proportion of meat 1 is less than in winter.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
THE COST OF MAPS

rt+;zpns who have taken 1t TOT ronto5 that economy in civic at- t.irs has been made necessary oS toroe If circumstances as well as be- Inc an admirable principle of gov .rrnont have been somewhat non- .,r..d at the news that the propara- tton of complete topograpicai maps tor inc city will cost $15,Ooo.
 The suggestion has been made by r,+y Engineer Joseph D. Williams +n tbe city plan commission; which .,so suggests that, if the maps are .hso7ntelv necessary, city planning :. more expensive than had been anticipated ,..a
 The plan commission has been .o,d that before any public work oi trnnor,ance can be undertaken de- ,a.s are occasioned because 1t is flFs' r.oessarv to study the topography u.niob is made difficult because O The incompletencss Of the maps or hand, flo
 so far as We can judge. these oe laws have in no instance pre'en'e' E.
 -..iu- out of important pubh works. It might be nice 'h'nS U have more maps and thus pre'en operous delays. but if they are go nr 10 cost as much as sl5,ooo 'i' ale delay at this point might Dc U the proper kind.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

Q. Are there any countries of Europe actually at war at the pres ent time?
 A. France and Spain are the only European countries that are at war at present. They are both fight ing against the Moroccan tribesmen.
 Q. Is there any specified term of service required for an ex-scrV- ice man 10 make him eligible to membership in the American Le- zion?
 A. He must have entered the service prior to November Il, 1915
 Q, What is the mileage of the two largest railroads in Canada?
 A. The Canadian National rail way has 21,S57 mIcs. and,sthe Can adian Pacific 14,062 miles.
 Q. How old must cherry tree be befofe it begins 10 bloom?
 A. This depends on circum stances. soil. locality, variety, etc, but it ought to begin 10 bloom wher four or five years old.
 Q. What is the address Of Rach manioff. the painist?
 A. No. 33 Riverside Drive, New York City
 Q. In raising foxes, what is thu proper food to give them?
 A. The rations of domesticate' foxes Include beef, horse meat, nut ton, veal, woodchucks, rabbits. live' fish. eggs. milk, bread. mashe potatoes, crackers, mush, dog bis cult, boiled turnips, carrots an fresh fruits. The selection of meat is largely matter of circumstnc' At irregular and uncertain inter vals one may obtain uninjured c
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
25 Fears Ago Today
 From Paper of That Date

Tho nomination of Theodorc Roosevelt for the presidency IS so popular with the young repuoIl- cans of New Britain that the organi- zation of a Rough Rider club IS al- ready being talked of' .
 The senior promenade of the high school vas held in the school gym nasi,lm last evening and proved d great success. The committee Tn charge was composed of A. c. Hlnc' watson Woodruff, Harry Phaion' Edward II. Prior Miss Clara Nib- bnrts, Miss Mary Mulyihill, and Miss Margaret Boyle,
 i Town Clerk Loren D. pcnheld at tended the banquet of the Army and Navy club in New London last e'e- ming. The last parIor meeting at the l. NJ C. A. until September will DC held tomorrow afternoon and will DC led by J. c. Henderson.
 Several young men were fined toi fishing in fofnlhHen pieN'0
 They have poor opinion Of Con- oorticut justice, AS the fish cost them about s4 an ounce.
 William Allen Rodwcll, pnpil d upntsinrer's Business college. nal hnen awarded the certificate merit II
 rnnmanship for business capitals h'
 has been a student at the college 10
 ten months and the improvement II
 his handwriting has been wondertu' A good Concord buggy for sal cheap-A. F. Weiant.
 Great excitement was caused o'
 Main street last evening by horS owned by James White and driven D Charles Anderson It bolted, throw ing out Anderson and Luke Meehar and dashed up the street an 3 through the glass window of Cur
 ran's drug store. The only damag , done was 10 the window. althoug E several pedestrians had narrow e' - capes and great confusion va V caused among teams and cyclists
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
Biz Rum Prize Is Taken
 Off the Coast of Maine

Bangor, Me, June 2Z F-l he French two-masted schooner Cherie' was seized of the Hancock county shore by federal prohibition agents 'ate yesterday with 5000 eases Of French liouors. valued at approxi- mately s275.000. Tho vessel was be- ing lowed here today, Papers seized on board the schooner. according to inc officers. revealed information which may lead 10 other seizures in New England. No resistance was of- rered by the members of the crew. who were taken by surprise as eight federal officials and two coast gns rdsmtu in the small launch Catherine. appeared out of the fos and boarded the schooner.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
DECORATIONS

If appears that the city has DecH given too much credit in connection with the new flag decorations sIS- tenn that has been inaugurated' the merchants and not the city being the sponsors of sAe improvement. In ad- d,tion to the sidewalk flag display throughout the downtown section in honor of the Spanish war veterans convention. many of the business bonses likewise were decorated "ith the national colors, and the ci'y streets scarcely ever looked hand somer. -
 Merchants of the city. in footing ,he bill for the sidewalk flag dis pls,s and a, the same time decor st,ns their premises. have made It
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
,> RECONSTRUCTED SPEEDWAY

If R conservative 10 SaN mat snoeding on West Main street is quite common. But there are ie" accidents along tho thoroughtare' exccnt at Black Rock acnu", where inc intersection is made dangerous by 4 steep incline and turn of the street cars.
 The reason for tbc compafa'l'e freedom from accident along most of West Main street despite the fast ira, cling of automobiles and street cars alike would appear to he due in the fact that there are only d tv" blir,i intersections from the down. town section to Black Rock "''' ,o,yns in front of most residences make it possible 10 see approach ing au,oists. which is great "d ,.a,,,agc in the avoidance of acct- dents But that isn't saE'a- ha' luck will always be with 'h- 'aS' travellers. It is just as necessary te he cautious on such a thoroughi'F' as on any other
 The intersection of Black i'oc' and West Main. aowevrr, remains one of the most dangerous in 'h' city. The incline is so steep 'ha autos approaching the DT'dse can moi be seen by others on the o'he siJ, of The s"cnrt until "'' "''' n When the bridge is SE4ss@'
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
The Barber. shop Blues!

A nervous individual walked into a barber shop and, with a trisht- ened glance about him, sat down. His turn soon came and as ne climbed into the chair, the barber inouired; "shave? Haircut"
 "No, want my tonsiIs taken out"
 The amazed barber told him he would have to see a doctor for such work. -
 Climbing off the chair the dis. gruntled customer remarkedi never did think there was much to advertisements. Noe I'm sure o' H."
 And he pointed to q sign over th'
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
AnMIRAL CRAIG DIES

Washington, June 22,-tP-Rear Admiral Joseph E Craig. retired died al his home here today after d brief illness
 He was Sp years old, one of the last of the officers who served aboard the old sailing vessels of the navy. including the Constitution, Cnnst citation, Portsmouth, Concord and Monnngahrla He was graduated at the Naval academy 10 1863.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
The Traprock Museum of Unnatural
 History
By Dr. Walter E. Trajrock.

By Dr. Walter l.. Trajrock.
 It is well known that l have col locted a tremendous number or curios, samples, weapons, textiles and other junk which. taken to- gether form the most remarkable museum of unnatural history in the world. This collection, am glad to say, is now suitably housed.
 Before going Into any details re- xarding the exhibits l think tha, my friends are entitled 10 know snme Of the difficulties l have had in finding for them a permanent home.
 I offered the collection to my na- five town of Derby. on condition that 1t be housed on the pubic square. This square IS bounded on three sides by government build ings, the post office, Federal Radio shoppe, Uncle Sams filling station etcetera, over which the town has no control. The fourth side of the square is, or rather was, occupieo by the Housatonc river.
 we regret" wrote the town council, that 1t seems impossible to accept your collection as the onl! available site is occupied by th' river"
 I wired them a laconic answer "Move the liver.
 This has been done.
 Three years work has diVerte' inc stream at Wampus, a mil above Derby, from where 1t is rout ed over the old railroad tracks | Chicago. thence, by First Natlona express to the sea.
 sThe building is now an accom- , plished fact and very brett
 building 1t is, if did design it my self. I embodied in the desgn that the architecture of an edilic that the architecture of an edihc
 should portray something, that should be more than a mere TO } of windows. By careful nse Of m , materials red birck, white marh
 and blue slate, have contrired r that at a short distance the Tra' :. rock Museum of Unnatural Hlsto' presents a perfect semblance of 1T n American flag. The effect is qui
 but patriotic and local architec f agree that 1t completely knocks il X eve out of any other building in Il n neighborhood. q In my next instaIiment W IT take up the interesting details n connection with the unveiling ot Il ! bust
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

some of the danger will he elimlnat- ed yot tho Incline, with Its invita- ton for speeding down 1t will re- main. On Sundays and holidays con ditions often arc so threatening that it would seem the services of trat- llc policeman are needed,
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
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planes can compete with ships as am whether ships can compete with planes-in 15 or 20 years"
 Martins captaincy is of the seq A master mariner. he followed 1t for years. So he's an authority on ocean problems as we'll as those Of the air.
 Are surface war fleets obsolete?" asked.
 As the dodo," said Martin posi-. lively.
 Then the plane has suppIanted the battleship?" Absolutely"
 But planes" I argued. mus .,aye base to operate from.'
 80" rejoined the captain. mus baltleships. They're as helpless as any craft afloat -- take a mile and half 10 stop. 10 minutes to get up full speed. aren't very fast at hest, steer reluctantly and have to have 10 times their own number of attendant craft to safeguard and keep ihem supplied"
 
 Why, battleships," went on the captain. hardly were used at all in inc last war--had to be kept vir. frnllv inland - couldn't be trusted at sea on account of submarines. And submarines aren't safe with planes overhead.
 They cant go deep enough to hide. except in dirty water Any where it's clear an aviator can spot them and then they're lost.
 Tn short, a plano has no handi- cap that a surface ship or subma- rine hasn't got. and it's minus many that they have"
 "The truth is," Martin concluded [ there's no defense against planes - not even other planes, If the at B taclSers strike at night. The whol' strategy in future wars will be t' land the first blow. | "lrs a cruel thing to say, but ! l must knock out an unprepared, de l fenseless enemy. Once knocked out 1 if will be beyond hts power 10 re ialiate at any rate for q long tim T 10 comc."
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
NEvspspERNAN DIES

Sacramento, California, June 91. --tPl-Charles Thomas Kaye, ad- vcrtising manager of Sacramento nion and formerly connected with the Chicago Tribune. New York News. and San Francisco papers, died here last night.
 Death was due 10 cerebral hemor- rhage superinduced by injuries re- cefved while with the American forces in Europe,
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
By CHARLES r. STEWART NEA Service Writer


 Washington, June = - "IWenty years hence, when commercial aNla- ton has come fully Into it's own, predicted Captain James V, Mar tin. worlds airplanc efficiency rec ord holder. "wc shall look back anu marvel that ever we leHeled hills. filled up valleys, bridgea rivers and tunneled through mountain ranges to get from one pace 10 another
 Transportation" he continued' "is the greatest single agency in earthly progress, Think what a stride forward will be made with the development and universal use Of this new. swift, economical means of travel and distribution!
 Do you mean uconomtcal" l aueried. -"except, in sense, for transportation purposes where tlme counts more than cost? Will bulk freight ever go by air?'
 "Whs not? said Martin. Where railroads actually exist, no doubt theyn be operated for some time The big money. for construeUon will be sunk in them already. 1 But gradually. they'll wear eul and mighty few new ones will bt built. It won't pay.
 Perhaps - lhoughtfnily - "w' shan't carry lumber, for instance through the clouds. And yet kno" of some oil interests in Turkel which are planning 10 buy plane to carry their crude petroleum"
 But long hauIs overseas?" asked. -'Can planes compete witt ships in handling cargo which cal take it's timer"
 Tt isn't so much question 0 the cargo's time" answered Mar tin. "as it is of the time il take the ships. ocean fFeighters are sloV They're a long time at sea and a that time they're burning fud an their crews are drawing pay an their owners money is tied up them.
 I'm not so doubtful wheth'
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
An Educated Reader!

Little Jimmie's mother kept srrap book in which she used to write all the bright sayings Of her children. .-
 One day Jimmie saw her writing in f, and asked what the book was for, Of course his mother told him.
 Several days later his mother was entertaining a few friends and Jim mic said something cut, al which everyone laughed. ,.
 Looking up at his mother Jimmle said: well. why don't you write II down, mother"
 -C, H. AusIey.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
A Little Fly Advice GA Barnyard Bit)
 A

GA Barnyard Bit
 By Gertrude) Said arahdmothor Fly, to her my rlad young. Do you see that thing by tho win
 dow hung well, that Is a swatter! And noth-
 ing on earth Should be given by you a wider
 berth. And that saucer, there in the win
 dow, see, . That looks so good? Well. tako 1t
 from me, one sip of that and you'll drop like
 6 stone, So leave it alone, kids, leave 1t
 alone. Those sheets of paper, all covered
 with goo, So sweet and sticky, avoid those And now to sum up and my ser.
 mons done: Both swatter and saucer, beg you
 shun, And whatever your pranks or joy ous capers For the love of Mike. keep out o'
 the papers!
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
ro,,ND DEAD IN SHACK

Stamford. June 2e,-tPl--Wiiliam Moon, 45 year old negro, who has Leen living alone in a camp at High Ridge, was found dead in his shack early today by neighbors
 Police are investigating his death. Moon is said 10 have been drinking heavily the last few days.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

possible. by following the same methods on other festal days to provide a finely decorated city on all sucb occasions, They are entitled to commendahon.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
In HOG Pace ReduieSCat

In HOG Pace ReQUlesCat What made Bill commit sui- cide?"
 "He took a memory course, then worked six weeks trying to make the Fun shop. succeeded, mind you. and then forgot to sign his name 10 the only joke that was accepted
 Hubert Van Camp.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
An OId Hand

Dorothy: What makes you think he's been in love before?"
 sybil: He knows how to put his arms around a girls waist without getting a pin stuck in him."
 Bruce Malowe.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
usmes, aud,t Bureau of Circulation.

The A. B. C. Is a national organisation which furnishes newspapers aud adver. ttsers with strictly honest analysis Of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit. This 'nsufes protection against fraud n newspaper distribution figu es to both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
M,n,s, o, the A.soclutph Press,

The AsEocla;ed Press ts exclusively sn. titled to tn use fol re-puhHchtloh o' all news credh cd 10 Ii or not otherwise credited in thls paper and also local news published hsrein.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

The Presidents name is being used to advertise a number or things, including New England
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

An increase in pay makes very little difference. Soon or late your wife will find out about 1t.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

Rich mems sons spend their money foolishly and poor men thereby accumulate great fortunes. which their sons then spend fool lshly.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

Yet any man can be a good citi- zen without knowing anything about 75 per cent of the laws.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

It isn't comparison with others that gives a man the swellheau' put comparison with what he was
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

The Idea of a six-wheel bus IS that four wheels have been known to pass over a pedestrian without finishing him.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

The Herald is on sale daily in New York at Hotalng's New Stand. Times Square; schutz's News stand. Entrance Grand Central. 42nd street.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

Intellectualism A critic, intoler- mt of ignorance, cussing people be- cause they are intolerant of ideas
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

The tongue serves in many ways It serves. for instance, to refute the saving that vacation is essential to health.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

We arc becoming so sophisticated that only a drunken man will cheer fully pay s13.50 to have spark plug frightened.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

Some of the new sport garments indicate that war has no monopoly of atrocities.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
Proof

Proof Father tangrily): I'll you ask ma. think he's a fool" Mother. Now. Now! None or that. Henry. Remember he wants 10 marry your daughter" Father: That proves it."
 --L. c. II. Uopyright. 1925. Reproduction
 Ferbiddell
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

The only profitable advertising medium, in the city, Circulation books and
 nress room always open to advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
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It is easy to condemn them TOT getting 4 divorce. since you didn't have to live with either of them
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

We are a patriotic people, but not vet quite patriotic enough for government to get along on co'- lection plate basis
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

Too infrequently, having the in- terior of the house done over means having 1t overdone.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
FactsandFancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

Debt isn't the only thing tho Democratic party is out of,
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

Natural equipment means little' The giraffe does no necking.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

Correct this sentence; "she lives in Boston," said the publisher, ana the Negro dialect of her stories h very convincing (Protectcd by Associated Editors
 Incl
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

Statistics inform us that half ot the people entertain foolish beliefs but this estimate obviously doesn't include statisticians.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
NL7S ,funcho5b
 MAxyoNE EaKAuJ Jtnrs

We'll Leave It to You, Folks! Making mountains out of molehills Is q favorite sport, but folks. The results are so much better
 Turning troubles into jokes!
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

Dangerous questions How fast will she go?" "Is it lmported?" "Win you marry me?"
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

door which read; "Tonsorial Head quarters Four Expert Operators Good Work"
 irene Sullivan.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

Most of the hiking is now done from the parking place to where you are going.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
Good Byc-eel

Good Byc-eeI Hale: "The cross word puzzle craze is about over" Dale. "Yes, the cross words are poins hack to the dictionary" Hugo Leverette.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

Business Otfice ..H. s2b Editorial Rooms .n. a9a
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
Stuck? Oh, Yes

Stuck? Oh, Yes Bauer. "I'd like to see that now house you're building. Is 1t stuccoT Rand: NO, am,"
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
New Britain Herald
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Issued Daily Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg, 67 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
TELEPHONE CALLS

Entered at the Post orics al New Britain
 as Second Glass Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

$500 $ Year. s2.00 Three Months,
 Tue. a Month.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22

One objection to tho chap with personality-plus is that so many Of his friends arc minus.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-22
OueStionH Answered

You can get an answere to any question of fact or Information by writing to The Question Editor, The Herald's Washington Bureau, 1929 New York avenue, Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical legal, and martial advice cannot he given. nor can ex" tended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can not be answered. All letters are con- fidential.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-04-19

A secular meeting is clearly beyond
the authority and Jurisdiction of the
ordinary"
Bishop Brown, who also received a
letter from Bishop Manning forbid
ding him to speak, wired his attorney,
Joseph w. STARTS of Dayton, Ohio,
as follows:
Bishop Manning command my
silence within his realm. Please come
at once and advise me whether ne had
the power to Danish me or whether |
am in danger of being burned. Study
the old calendars and inform me what
century we are living in"
Rev. John Haynes Holmes of Com.
munity Church and the Rev. o..
Springer OF Fourth Unitarian Church,
Brooklyn. both offered their pulpits to
Bishop Brown in messages sent him
today. eHalso was invited to be the
guest of honor at a special Easter
service by Most Rev. DIR. William II.
Francis, Metropolitan archbishop of
the Western Orthodox Catholic Church.
Bishop Brown said tonight that in
asmuch as DIR. Guthrie had not with
drawn his invitation he intended to go
to st. Marks tomorrow despite Bishop
Manning's orders.