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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05

No woman is as bad as she look S
to her enc mics.
The Chinese pay all their debts on
New Years, which is one Chink Gus
tom we never will adopt.
A man about town is usually about
ready to leave town.
Last year was not as great as this
year can be.
Statistics show Americans are
drinking more tea, and so far Con
gress has taken no action in the
matter.
america" says a senator, made
the world what it is today. Always
trying to blame America.
1t is easy to make money when
you don't need it.. The same is true
Of making love.
Time spent feeling u..Ier the
weather really is just time wasted
No ideal is more foolish than the
desire for constant mirth.
The man who Is sorry for himself
should be.
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
REAL RELIGION
Worcester Evening Gazette)

Worcester Evening GaZette)
Keystone, Nebraska, is a small
town, little more than a hamlet.
But Keystone. Neb, has done
something that ought to put a
good many people living in great
cities to shame.
For that tiny town has learned
that one can hold vigorously to
ones own religious belief, while
helping his neighbor to hold just
as securely to his.
There is one church in Keystone
1T seats seventy-five people. There
is a Roman Catholic altar at one
end Of a little room, Protestant
pulpit at the other. The seats are
reversible. like those of a railroad
train. The Catholics worship,
facing their altar; when it's time
for the Protestants to Worship, the
seats are turned the other way.
Both the Catholics and the Prot
es:ants of Keystone are able to
have a decent house of worship by
this sensible plan. So far as
noted, no enmity has been fostered
by this arrangement. In fact, it is
said that, as occasion demands.
each congregation turns to and
helps the other in work needing
many hands and heads. The priest
and minister are cOnsiderate of
each other. even friendly, lend
each other books, and the like
Of course there are ardent re!ig-
ionists who could prove that the
arrangement is all wrong. But to
us it looks eminently sensible,
neighborly and effective Even,
a splendidly fine example OF what
is sometimes called practical re-
ligiOn.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
FABLES ON HEALTH-
THE HUMAN ENGINE

Mrs. Jones of Anytown learned to
compare the body with an engine, in
her study of foods for health's sake.
If the engine is not supplied with
fuel it will produce no power. The
same is true with the body. There
is but one difference here.
Nature provided that the body
should lay up reserve of fuel in
the form of latent energy. This re-
serve supply enables one to live for
some time, even after food has been
cut off.
But just as some materials cannot
be converted into power and energy
when placed in an engine furnace.
likewise many things, sometimes
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05

and expressions are fright" and
others wrong, and that it is the
business of dictionaries and. gram
mars to lay down the law for them.
The true standard is to find out,
not what ought to be, but what is.
Our newer dictionaries have risen
to this standard. They record the
good, the bad and the Indifferent,
merely stating the facts as to actual
usage.
Scientific grammars do the same.
But not school examiners.
They are still lawgivers of fright"
in matter where there is no right
or wrong, but only usage.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
NEXT WAR

Germs are discounted as the weapon great
by Dr. William H. Park, chief bacterioogist of New
Yorks Department of Health
Annhilaton of millions by disease germs might sound
simple the layman but Dr. Park thinks execution of such
plan would be very difficult For thing he points out
healthy persons continuously resisting disease attacks
and many adults immune.
For another, there would be quite problem to scatter
them If by explosive bombs the heat of the explosion
would make them sterile If released from arplanes, much
time would epse before they reached the EARTH and the
air and sunlight very likely would make them inert
Then, too an enemy would have to prepare himself
against whatever bacteria he planned to All his forces
would have to be immunzed
1t might be that entirely new disease would
have be discovered such is the resistance have built
up against most of the known ills.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
UNCLE SAM,
"BIG BROTHER"


The American fleet will 60 to New
Zealand and Australia, where it will
be received with almost as much
feeling of brotherhood as if it were
a British fleet.
While the Antipodeans are loyal
to the Empire, their sympathies, in
terests and instincts are even closer
to America than to the mother coun-
try.
In spite Of the loosening of the
bonds between Britain and the Do
minions, there will doubtless always
be British empire; and, so long as
there is, America will not belong to
it, nor even be in alliance with it.
But if, in some future age, even
the formal ties should be broken,
so that there would remain only the
sympathies of common language
and Institutions, the dominant fac
tor in that informal and Independent
grouping would be, not England, but
America. 81
l. Alreadz,Ale DeminianA are begin
ming to5look on Us assssthe elder
brother, who attained first and COM
pletely what they are tardily and
partially approaching.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05

listed under the head of foods, can
not be transferred into body energy.
By experience man has learned
what materials are useful as foods.
These materials exist in a great va
riety, but science has demon trated
that all of them consist of few
fundamental substances, combined
in different proportions.
Here are the only food substances
known:
Proteins of different varieties, fats
of various kinds, and carbohy drates,
or starches and sugars. These three
substances, plus water and mineral
salts and the group of vitamins,
constitute the basis of all foods,
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Incl
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
BRAZIL BEST
LABORATORY

Negotiations are reported and de.
MED between Japan and Brazil, for
systematized japanese immigration.
If there is to be any such expert
ment, Brazil is the best place for it.
1t would raise no question of SNUG
Cling, as it would in Mexico.
And Brazil is the one large scale
laboratory of intarracial assimla-
ton.
There are social lines in Brazil,
but they are not on lines Of race.
Educated and successful people of
all races constitute one group, and
the poor and ignorant of all races
another.
Another race, of the high quality
of the Japanese, would not unduly
complicate that situation.
America, having SO far made a to-
tai failure of its two race problems,
and having shown no capacity to ap-
proach them except on the basis that
the dominant race shall do injustice
to the others, is the last place in the
world to try the experiment.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
SIX LEGGED PIG BORN

Cakes, N. D., March "A six leg
ged. white spotted pig was born on
the farm of John Perlenfein Of near
here. The pig had four rear legs and
was one Of litter of eight. How
ever, it lived only AZ hours. The
others appeared normal in every way,
and six lived.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
FATE.
TIorence Borner)

We wandered through a garden fair,
Love and l,
And roses shed their fragrance there.
AS we passed. by;
The moon shone brightly from above,
The stars sent whisperings of love,
From out the sky.
We wandered on the storm-swept shore
Love and I, 49,
The gulls above us high did soar,
AS we passed by;
A tiny bark far out at sea-
Danced on the waves 80 merrily
1t charmed the eye.
We wandered through woodland cell.
Love and 1,
Where daises kept their secrets we'll.
Nor sought to pry;
My soul was glad, my heart was free
The world was happy SO were We
My hopes flew high. s4s III
I wandered through garden late, ,.F.e-.
With lowereL aead,
But all seemed sad and desolate
Since Love had fled;
10 me the world had weary grown. fs
MY heart seemed heavy as a stone
My hopes were dead.
my Love now rules mansion grand;
her soul she sold, As
TO be q lazy OF the land ha
Love Ned With bruised and battered w,n,.
Before the gifts which Money brings
He was not bold.
And, such 10 Fate. kiss a smile, ~
Your hopes run high .sFe3 cas- sE Ia "a ~.
ace innocent q gYile 2 wv k@,sSxg sssssss- \
Alas. the tables spoa als surSsd stgs ~ vas&s4ss
mnsa Ma@mon enters. Lave Is xpnsned
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
STRANGE DEATH PACT

Johannesburg South Africa, March
5-A stranger death pact of lovers was
revealed at a coroner's inquiry here.
A nurse was found stabbed with a
pair Of scissors. Before she died,
the coroner said, she stabbed her
lover with hatpin, which penetrat-
ed his heart.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
ANOTHER USE

Helum the non-inaammable used in some dirigbles,
to be put another Department of Interior has
perimented with it in diving and tunneling activities.
Helium when mixed with oxygen forms breathabe at
mosphere similar normal air. Tests show that the
use of heo-oxygen mixtures reduces the time of deco
PRESTON by which miners and compressed air
workers are restored to normal air conditions.
Compressed air Illness sometimes called "caisson dis
ease is widespread among tunnel workers and divers and
makes their job particularly hazardous Use of heum
promises to eliminate it.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
Editorial Review

Comments reproduced In this
column may or may not express
are presented here Ia order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important Issues which are
being discussed In the prose- Of
the day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
UNSCIENTIF1C
STANDARD

The French Academy has just ad-
mitted two new words. to the .diction-
airy, and rejected several others.
1t is strange, unscientific stand
ard, of which French Academicians
and American school. marms have
the monopoly.
That is the notion that some words
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
A Thought

Every way of . man is right in his
own eyes; but the Lord pondereth
the heartG.-PrOv. 2l:2.
Wind puffs> up empty bladders;
opinion, foOls.-Socrates.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
AIR TRAVEL

The trip of the giant dirigble Los Angeles Bermuda
again the safety speed and comfort of air
travel There is real why we should not have
FLYING while it is still in it's infancy has passed the
governmental stage Demonstration after demonstration has
proved It practical means Of transportation
Is the nation that brought the flying machine to perfec
t;on oq to be the last to the benefits OF this great
invention?
Teacher in Indantown Fla, the earth is fat re-
winding us Vova hasn't had any publicity IN long time
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05
HEIGHT or CouRTEsY

Bath, Eng, March 5.-A motor car
knocked down an old man in Bath
street and spectators feared he had
been killed. To their surprise, he
jumped up quite unhurt and, raising
his hat. apologized to the driver for
the Inconvenience he had caused him.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05

There are 107 large craters and
thousands Of small ones in Iceland.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05

The new nation values the new,
and the old takes pride in the old.
Why should either look down on the
other?
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-05

= - !. -
The Winslow mail., 1925-11-06
WILL BRING SUIT
TO TEST VALIDITY
OF COMPENSATION

A friendly suit to test the valid
ity of the new workmen's compen-
sation law and to save the state
the cost Of possible future Ietiga-
ton will be filed soon by Senator
H. A. Elliot, father" of the mea-
sure.
The suit, it is reported, will be
in the form of an injunction pro-
ceedings directed against either
Governor Hunt, restraining him
from officially appointing the COM
mission, or against the commits
sioners, after official appointment,
restraining them from taking office,
or against the state auditor and
treasurer, restraining them from is
suing and paying claims.
Inasmuch as the official appoint
ment of the commission has not
been made by the governor as yet,
it is expected that the suit will be
filed against the executive.
The suit will serve to test the
validity of the law and to settle
once for all its legality and to fore
stall possible future suits after the
commission has been organized and
thus save the expense Of litigation
and the loss of the expense of adj
ministration of the commission
should the law be found unconsitu-
tional. The suit also may deter
mine how the commission shall be
paid from the date of it's organiza-
tion until July 1, 1925.
The workmen's compensation law
of 1921 was attacked by an injunc
tion against the auditor and treas
urer restraining them from paying
claims. The case was taken to the
supreme court and the law was
found unconstitutional The COM
mission had served a month and no
funds were available for the pay
ment of its claims. The following
legislature was called on to meet
the salary and other demands of
the office due for the month of
work
The new law provides a consti-
tutional amendment designed to re-
move the conflict with the constitu-
tion responsible for the decision
against the law of 1921.
The Winslow mail., 1925-11-06
Unseen Leaks" Drain
AutOist's POcketbook
By G.. CLARK MATHER
Chief Engineer, Paige-Detroit
Motor Car Company

If you discover leak in your
gasoline tank, you have it stopped
at once. The expense of the re-
pair work does not deter you, be-
cause you realize that the leak is
even more expensive.
But how about the unseen leaks
that drain your pocketbook just as
surely as hole in your gas tank?
The fact is that many motorists
are suffering from such leaks, and
that the leaks could be prevented
at slight expense compared with
the loss they cause
Anything that prevents the own
er from obtaining the maximum
mileage from each gallon of gaso-
line is equivalent to a gasoline
leak. Even if the owners are care
full to the extent Of having their
carburetors properly adjusted and
their valves correctly timed, few
of them realize the loss they suffer
by ignoring other factors of fuel
efficiency.
If you would obtain the most
miles per gallon, check the follow
ing itemsk
Dash adjustment or choke rod
improperly set. Many choke valves
are faultily set, so that when the
control is in the forward or wide
open position the choke valve will
hA OF IfnI1 n1 tyio o+i Il
flow Of air and increasing the.
quantity of fuel used. Be sure that
when the choke is in the running
position the valve is wide open
Leaky connections from fuel
tank. Examine the lines to the
vacuum tank and to the carburetor
Fuel in float chamber Make GER
tain that the level of the fuel in
the float chamber is not too high.
Timing Of distributor One pre-
valent cause of high fuel consump-
tion is incorrectly timed distribu-
tors. In general, if the distribu-
tor is SO set that, with the spark
in full advance position, a slight
ping is noted upon sudden accel-
GRAFTON with wide open throttle,
this cause is eliminated.
Carburetor or manifold loose.
These conditions are quite often re-
sponsible for defective carburetion.
Also, gaskets at these two points
are sometimes affected by the grade
of fuel used and cause air leaks.
differentiation of tires. This
has an appreciable effect on gaso-
line mileage.
Operating temperature of motor.
When cold weather approaches it
is well to provide radiator cover
or some other means to insure op-
Grating at high enough tempera-
lures so that reasonable efficiency
will be obtained
Brakes. The effect of dragging
brakes on fuel economy is much
greater than the average owner
would believe Be sure that the
brakes are free and the results will
show up in improved performance
as we'll as better economy.
Speedometer reading. Some cars
claiming extremely high gasoline
mileage will be found actually not
to have as great economy as claim
ed, due to incorrect speedometers
Some speedometer drives are sc
proportioned that the indicated dis
tance and speeds are in excess OF
facts.
If the foregoing items are giver
some attention, the owner will fine
himself well repaid, not only II
Iessened fuel bills, but in improved
operation of the car and less fre'
ouent need for overhaul due to car
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-05-14

"RoBBY" said l. going to
- the medicine closet one
warm Spring evening. 'You look
very scrawny to me these days,
think you'd better take some cod
liver oil. / guess you're tearing
around too much.
Bobby made face and NUT.
tered something about Just 80 It
wasn't -eastor-oiI. and opened1his
mouth as / poured out q table
spoonful Of the thick oil.
az have been running lot
lately" said Bobby. '.And per-
haps this will help me. It's made
out Of a fish and .Nurmi lives on
herring"
That's because he's a Finn"
said Bunny, winking at me.
Bobby gave Bunny a whitening
glance and said all that he
needed now was q stop.watch,
because that's what Nurmi car
ried and timed himself as he ran
around the track.
Now" said I, ''be good boy
and take this three times a day,
because you want to be in good
shape when we go up to the New
England coast next month. Re-
member you've a lot Of fishing to
do there this Summer -
Every day Bobby was out with
his fishing line aud every day he
furnished us with fine fresh fish.
One evening we were down on
the beach when a Eeet of fishing
boats came In. How low they sat
on the water on account OF the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-05-14
ARE
THE VOGUE
BY Alice Langelier
international News Service Staff
Correspondents.


PARIS.
TN7E sweater will be a popular
i part Of the spring toilette. &C.
cording to the latest hints from
the Partisan designers.
But this does not mean the old
familiar slip-on, In wool or SILK.
The new article comes either in
kasha or. jersey, in all the bright
new shades, or at least a bright
tone for the stripes which are gem
orally present. The Marquisesdo
Polignac has been seen wearing
a handsome sweater Of the new
style, made of striped kasha, on
her morning walks. It is in beige,
brown and red, and is worn with
a one.way scarf of beige kasha
and a skirt of the same material.
Francis is showing delightful
soft sweater in gray wool, bor-
dered with bands of salmon silk.
Soft fuchsia shades are also popu-
lar for wear with white or colored
sport skirts. Madame Sandra
combines the kasha with bands OK
silk knitting. in colors, for some
sweater costumes that are worn
with short, light jackets that con.
trast with the skirts. A white
Jumper costume is trimmed with
bands Of embroidered flowers,
with the same on the pleated skirt.
Still another, in light gray. has
ar original belt, made Of the whole
skin of the snake, slightly stuffed.
This same designer is introducing
an unusual touch in the way OF
crocheted wristlets on many of
her afternoon frocks of silks and
satin. Sometimes the crochet Is
in wool and is placed halfway up
the long sleeve.
From the Maison Talbot comes
sweater thai is part jumper
and answers TIE purposes Of both.
1t is fitted well below the hips,
clinging to the figure, and brushes
up over the hips in folds. It is
made Of fine .Tersey-kasha, SO
popular this season, and has
stripes of different colors. One
costume, with a white stripe, has
soft white straw trimming around
the waist. on the cuffs and on the
hat, which has a cloSe-fitting crown
running to a saucy little peak, and
an upturned brim across the front.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-05-14
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THE USEFUL COD FAMILY.

heavy cargoes of fine big cod
which they brought in.
Lots of men are In this bust
ness. aren't they?" asked Bobby
az we watched the fishermen un-
load.
There's no living thing in the
world which gives more occupa-
ton to men than Goldfish, Bobby"
I said Mot Only in this country
but in Europe, and UP north in
Iceland and Newfoundland. Many
families live on cod, too.
'Why. these fish even helped
scientists, too,'' continued.
"How?'' asked Bobby, looking
rp into my face.
Years before it was possible
to dredge the bottom Of the ocean
many strange shell fish were
found in the stomachs OF cod.
which showed these learned men
what kind Of creatures lived in
the depths Of the sea.
"Shellfish," exclaimed Bobby.
IT should think they would get
indigestion"
mot the cod" laughed. "They
are too smart. They eat the
meat in the shell, but then they
sensibly empty the shells out Of
their mouths. And the oil Is so
valuable, too
We walked over nearer one of
the fishing-boats and as we ex-
amined the fish, Bobby said.
Look at that funny thing
under the Gods mouth.
That's his beard" I answered.
You can always tell a Goldfish
by his beard, or barbel, as it Is
called.
What's 1t fort" asked Bobby
HE uses it for a feeler just
like cat does his whiskers."
That's a new one" chuckled
Bunny. THE goldfish whiskers.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-05-14
THE DAILY BATH
Ancient Egyptian Women Looked On
a Bath in the Nile as q Potent
Beauty Treatment

you TO bed ready to thoroughly
enjoy 4 nights rest.
soap should be used pientifuily
for this warm bath-soap and 2
long.handled bath brush - well
a. Turkish wash cicthi Rinse
your body after its scrub n more
warm water, then dry yourself
thoroughly with I Turkish towel.
the warm bath clears the pores
Of the skin Of All obstructfOns
and impurities and thus performs.
al immensely important part Of
bodily elimination. It does more,
perhaps. than any other one
cleaning process to insure q clear.
lovely complexion. Cold cream
your face after your bath Ct
night whether or not You have.
washed your face, unless your
skin Is very. oily.
There may be times when you.
wish for a particularly soothing
restful beauty bath to rest tired
nerves and give the sense Of Lux.
urious well-being 30 needed after
strenuous exertion.
FOR such a bath, you may enjoy
bath salts Of your favorite frag
rance. Or possibly you may pre-
fer this economical, yet lux
urious bath bag: save the left
overs Of your toilet soap until,
when chopped with . knife into
a fine powder. they make about
two ounces. To this powder, add
four teaspoonfuls Of borax. sift
these into two quarts Of bran.
Al pint Of this mixture should
be poured into wide mcuthed
bag of old linen or cheesecloth.
Used az a wash cloth, this bag
will give a refreshing touch 20
your bath, and viii also soften
the water and whiten and soften
your skin.
The warm bath at night should
be At about SO or 100 degrees,
Fahrenheit. Your tepid morning
plunge may register 9e or %
degrees.
Either q painful Of borax or
a wineglass Of benzoin will soften
the water. Bath salts also have
this effect. But be careful not
to use enough Of the. salts, -
have a drying effect.
When you have thoroughly
dried Your body. = quick rub
with cologne or IS per- cent grain
alcohol win close the pores OF
your skin and complete the rest.
full. bracing effect Of your beauty
bath.