Evening star., 1925-03-01

To Editor The Star, who are happy
man because he can go in out of
| his Of1ice without secret service &
| militia.
~ EAREST SIR: The Japanese
Thinking Society, OF which
are a membership. meet last
Il Wedsdy night at Suns OF Sa-
mural Dance Hall a. Amuss-
ment Room for purpose to discuss
following important question:
1--Shall there be a Perade on In
oggeration Day?
2-Well. then, what shall IL Be?
Hon. Napoleon B. Zero, Japanese
| real estate, set In chairman throne e.
| look at us twice because cross-eyes
put too much static in his expros-
sion.
Fellow Thinkers" he commence,
gazing at me in one place and sgd
ney Katsu Jr In another, "I wish ask
| opinion of this meeting. Shall Hon.
Cal Coolidge be Inoggerated with
| royal pump & ceremony or shall II be
| a & 1oc ceremony to show Economy
Administration"
LAS far as I can outlook" dictate
G. Suga, Japanese grocer, why
should Hon. Cal get inoggerated at
ali?"
"All world should know he are
| elected, should not?" corrode Arthur
| Kickahajama with rudder voico.
"It were the Gen. Understanding
that he were elected in Nov" cacki-
| late this G.. Suga- He are the most
elected president know anything
| about. Then why should America go
/ to all those axpense telling the World
| what II already know well? II Su-
preme Court would merely read a let
ter from Hon. Jno w. Davis with re-
port, Dear Cal. I acknowledge IT how
/ much money would 1t save U. s. TO
spend in Prohibition InvestigationsT'
| 20 @. B. Pshawi" holla Sydney Kat
su, Jr., what are Expenses for a few
marching armies, Senators in car
riages, militia & boy scouts TO great
country like this? A few weeks of
yore there were a ecklipse OF sun and
/ everybody stop work TO hire taxi
cab. Did Congress cumplain about
axpense of that? No!:"
but lissenw collapse G. Suga, Jap
| anese groceries, that ecklipse of sun
come only once in 500 yrs. SO America
can blow itself out for something
Inoggeration come SO frequently *
make me very tired in the incum
/ tax"
| You are out OF odor!" commute
| Hon. Chair with fierce hammer. set
down & rest your ankles. Because
are In the real estate business l know
! that money travel around In circles.
l are no Senator Borah. always trying
to keep the money quiet by insulting
C spent II boys, while we got IT.
That are my policy when inviting
| people to buy Western Additions.
| America got TO do things on an en-
| larged scale. Otherwisely some 9TH
er cigarette manufacturer Will get
all the space on advertising bull
boards Therefore the eyes have it.
II are decided that Pres. Coolidge
shall be Inoggerated with great pump
& ceremony. Now. question are. How
Shall We Do 1t Different"
TT were then that my Cousin Sogt
who sometime show ct mental
| power Unherited from me) eiope to
| his feet with World Court express
| sion.
! Mr.. Chair he dictate distinctually,
"I have brought with me Solution.
| Pumit me to interduce to you Hon.
Longfellow Hitchi, Gen. Producer OF
| the BanLai Emotion Picture Corpora
| tion of hollywood. Cal. who have
| travelled thusly far to commence a
movement for the Innoggeration
Beautiful in 10 reels"
We could not see what ne hed. MI.
| Editor, until he reach down & fetch
! out one Japanese OF intensely small
| length & remarkabiliously enlarged
| fatness. He cantain a studio kneck-
| tie. Mountain climbing boots g. Fight
| ing Bobbed hair peculiar to Hon.
| La Foiette. When standing he seem
to swell very high from his Janus
| personality.
Gentlemen & Thinkers" he com
mence In a wringing voice, 'as rep
resentativ OF the Banzai Emotion Pic
ture Corporation I have arrived here
with a contrackt in my pocket for
staging the Inoggerai Perade ac-
cording to a 2oo0000o0os plan in
vented IN hollywood. Cal, where dol
| lars Is less expensive than German