Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-02-19

one OF them.
A DIRTY KNOCK
Cynic-What do you think OF this
column OF humor you arc row read
ing?
Diplomat-Wcl ! would say that
anyone with fever blsters and cracked
lips could read il without fear OF pam.
YES INDEED
dross -worder-Give me ten letter
word meaning country without any
women in it.
Smart Guy-That's easy -Stagna-
ton.
UNCLE PETE'S THOUGHT
"Mebbc Christ Columbus's critics
who said the world was flat were
right We now know for a certainty
that Germany and France are that
way
IN THE HOSPITAL
Friend Did the doctors remove
your appendix.
Voice from Cot:-M'an-thcy re
moved the whole table OF contents.
BLONDE BESS OPINES
Fellow at Our boarding house cir
cles the globe several times every day,
Its M kettle gold fish
FINANCIAL SUGGESTIONS
Hubby: Dear, you'll have to give
up that idea OF new spring suit tins
month Money at the bank is awiully
low
Newlywcd: q know you are good
business man. honey bunch-but if
we're you, I'd certainly put our acc
oHnt in bank that had plenty OF
money"
ED TURDY'S PHILOS
after seing that new saleslady from
the city down at Seth Thompson's de-
partment store I'll say he's got
counter attraction.
THE CAT
Beth: How is Fred, your swcetie,
these days?
GLADYS: Wonderful.
Beth Il m glad to know someone
thinks SC.
A SPECIALIST
Father Sonny boy. this is the day
Of specialists Learn to do one thing
so we'll that you can do it better than
anyone else in the world
Sonny: Then I'm already a special
ist
Father: "What can you do better
than anyone else?
Sonny Read my own writing"
REASONABLE
Wife (glancing over theatre ads in
newspaper What do you tn nk Abie's
Irish Rose is still running"
Hubby-WHAT?
Wiic--I say 'Abie's Irish Rose is
still running.
Hubby-liell--I thought you said
NOSE.
JUST LIKE DAD
Frend-Does the baby take after
his father?
Proud Mother-Oh yes indeed, why
he is--he is simply. crazy about his
bottle
EXPERIENCE TALKS
Youth-Eh-ah-ah perhaps you know
that | am soon to be married. From
your experience have you found it
wise to put your wife on an allowance?
Old Bird tell you son, you can
save yourself lotta time and trouble
by giving her all your salary every
pay day-and letting her put you on
that allowance
GREAT MOMENTS IN A
BOYS LIFE
When he is told he can keep the
tramp dog which has followed him
home.
When the doctor says he has meas
les and must stay home from school.
When he earns his first 10 cents.
When his first little girl friend sends
him note with a lock of HER hair
in it.
When he hears the dentist is ILL.,
When he gets his first bicycle
In His Fathers Life
When he is allowed to keep last
years old felt hat
w HCl liiN NONtNl PlNSNllbNS NClll-
plete relax" from business and plenty
of golf"
When he earns his first 500 a week.
When the blonde widow seemingly
doesn't notice the gray hairs and give
him "googley eye"
When he keeps an appointment at
the dentist's-and finds that he is i'll
that week
When he gets his first automobile.
LEAD ON McBETH
Tourist-Say conductor, will l have
time to run over there and get a
drink before the trian leaves?
Conductor-Yep, go ahead
Tourist-You are sure I'll have time
Conductor-Crying catfish, yes -
I'm going with you.
ED PURDY'S PHILOS
Il always wear a large brimmed hat
when I go out auto riding with any O
my friends 1t protects the ears as
go through the windshield"
HOLEY WEDLOCK
He-"Dear-our home life will bt
ideal. I will come home at evening
and we will sit by the fire-I'll reaC
the paper and-can you darn socks?
Sweet Thing-"Oh sure, that's one
of the first things am going to teaci
you"