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Imperial Valley press., 1925-03-12
SREPARD-TOWNER
NURSE WILL HOLD
INFANT CONFERENCE

An infant and pre-sehool confer
ence is to be held in the rest room
March 2S from to p. m by Miss
Ruth Netzer, local Shepard-Towner
nurse Miss Netzer will make Il
physical examination of all children
and If medical attention is needed.
mothers viii be advised to consult
the family physician, using their
discretion in doing so.
Miss Netzer wishes to state that
this conference is cor everyone, and
Is very unusual opportunity, so
that all mothers should take advant-
age of it. y physician will be in
attendance TO assist Miss Netzer
All mothers of Acacia. Meloland,
Eucalyptus and McCabe are urged
to bring their children to this CON.
ference.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-03-12

The delightful bridge party which
was given at the Ten Thousand
club house yesterday afternoon by
Mesdames Albert Warner Hale and
Don sSRex was one of the most
charming and elaborate social af-
fairs of the season.
The.Ee club room was beautifully
decosated with dainty bouquets of
sweetssPess, poppies, corn flowers
and other spring flowers of vivid
shades in profusion, which were ef-
fectively placed in tail graceful
baskets upon the piano, tables,
tabeurets and here and there about
the room.
The light was furnished by many
floor lamps in harmonizing shades
which cast their delicate glow over
The room and q number of cozv
hairs added to the delightful eff
sect of.the room.
The nigh score prize was won by
Mrs. W. W. Apple. Mrs. James w
Glassford took second. prize and
Mrs. b. L. Roberts consolation.
The guest list ineluded Mesdalnes
s. +. Allen, ". W. Apple, G. g.
Ises~as.,sssDon Bitler, Roy BreedlOve,
r. O. Bridges, 4. G. Campbell, r.
W. Campbell. r. H Cary, r. c.
Clemens, c. f. Coggins. ", R.. Con-
way, r. f. Couch, F. Il. Cross, r.
f. Cunningham, Clara Cheatliam.
Robert Chestnut. J. 5. Eastman, }.
:. Davis, William Fleming, :. H.
INJURY. W. s Fawcett, F. Il. {.
enton, f. V. Ferris. Y. R. Franeis.
B. Fuller w, l.. Garrett. T. II.
tebbie, T. NJ. Gill, J. W Glassford,
:. L. Garthwaite, c. /. Hall, Ross
aickcox. Leroy Holt, L. c. House,
D. G. Horne, F. D. Jacobs Harry 9.
.o1les; J. ID. johnson. q. b. Jack
son, r. L. Keller, r. B. Kepley, &.
f. Kirkpatrick, F. f. Kutz, L. c.
Lee, B. f. Lemons, F. H. Mclver,
McLaren, Z. j. Mack, &. f. Mann,
Leroy Merchant H. 2. Meyer, c. G.
Mousseau. J. b. MeNaere, John B.
McNeeee, ". J. Meagher, L. NJ.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-03-12
Locked Doors
Tonight at The
Palace Theater

"Locked Doors,'' William de
Mile production for aramoGnt, is
the feature at the Palace theater
tonight
The story is ono of young wife
of an architect who is many years
her senior. While fishing at a
mountain lodge she meets and falls
in love with a young fellow who lat
er proves her husband S best friend.
Betty Compson, Theodore Roberts,
kathlyn Williams, Theodor Won Eltz
and Robert Edeson are featured in
the principal roles of the picture,
which is a screen original by Clara
Berangcr.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-03-12

Of her. | don't know whether it
would do any good, but if necessary
[ am going to see the President
labout II.
Mrs. Chaplin was allowed to en-
ter the United States from England
fo3 y,ur after the war. The ting
has been extended twice by immie
grafton authorities at request of the
Chaplin brothers.
If ordered dcported, Mrs. Chap
lin will probably be sent to Canada
or Moxieo, the sons said.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-03-12
FILM COMEDIANS
PLANNING BATTLE
TO SAVE MOTHER
by United Press Leased wire

HOLLY WOOD, Mar. Charlie
and Sidnog Chaplin, film comedians,
may appeal to President Coolidge
to ALLOW their mother, Mrs. Hannah
Chaplin, to remain in the United
States.
Immigration authorities are con
sidering the deportation of Mrs.
Chaplin on grounds she is mentally
unbalanced. If it is finally de-
creqd she must leave the country.
Sidncy'will 80 to Washington and
lay his case before the President.
MY mother is i'll, - he said,
"and not able to travel at this
time. Charlie and | want to keep
Imperial Valley press., 1925-03-12
SPLENDID PROGRAM
: PLANNED FOR ". E..
CHURCH SOCIAL

\ delightful program has been ar
ranged for the regular monthly pot
luck supper of the Methodist church
tomorrow night at 6:30, which is as
follows:
Orchestra number with Mrs. f. y.
ID. Hatch as director; piano solo.
Mrs. Ruth Teeple Reid; reading,
Mrs. J. 6. Miller; violin duet, Miss
Josephine Williams and Quincy
Hunt; cOrnet solo, Arthur Schultz
Jr.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-03-12
Meeting of Present
Day Club Postponed

The Present Day club which was
to have met with Mrs. Ross T.
HlckcoX tomorrow has been post
poncd until "A latter date on account
of the illness of Mrs Hickcox. The
date of the meeting will be announc
ed III this column later.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-03-12
BrQWley Zone Hat
Meeting Tomorrow

The Brawley zone hat meeting
will be held tomorrow. Those inter
ested in learning millinery are in
vited to attend and bring their ma
terials. The meeting will be in
charge Of Orpha y. Miller. home
demonstration agent.
The Holtville district meeting
will be held Saturday.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-03-12
Eye Strain? This Helps

For strained eyes try simple cam
phor, hydrastis, witehhazcl, etc, as
mixed in Lavoptik eye wash. One
small bottle helps any case weak,
strained or sore eyes. 1t will sur
prise you. Aluminium eye cup free.
Clement S Drug Store, 9th & Maid
ndf
Imperial Valley press., 1925-03-12
EFFECTIVE MEANS
OF REDUCING FAT

Here is ~ extraordinary method
of reducing weight--extraordin
because no starvation diets or vio-
lent exercises are necessary. Mar
mola Prescription Tablets are made
exactly in accordance with the ia
nous Marntola Prescription. They
reduce you steadily an dcasily, with
no i'll effects. Procure them from
your druggist at one dollar for II
box or send price direct to the Mar
mola Company, General Motors
Building, Detroit. Mich. Once you
start taking these tablets and losing
your fatAess, YOU viii be happy
AGAIN. edY
Evening star., 1925-09-16
Armchair
Ash Trays

These are new because they now
come to match the new table scar{s
and pillows of velvet with metallic
borders and gold tassels, giving the
ensemble thought to the living
room. ST.
Stationery Section, First floor.
Evening star., 1925-09-16
Gun Metal
Silk Stockings

Authentic reports from the world
of fashion abroad tell US that the
color-Gun Metal-for hosiery
TO be worn with the smartest cos
tunes for streets the last word
iii correctness.
Selections in various weights at
various prices beginning at A.7s
for our exclusive Granite Hose, are
included in our Fall stock. ,.
Hosiery Section. First floor.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-25

by turning in the greatest numbc
of votes will win 5000 in cash, .
statue for each room, and the honoi
of naming the big elephant.
The second school wins $50 in
cash, and will name the small Gle
plant. and the third school will
have charge of the elaborate christcn-
ing ceremonies, at which all San
Antonio school children are expected.
For the boy or girl bringing in the
largest number of votes during the
entire contest, there arc several prizes.
including $50 day bed and half
dozen portrait photographs.
In this weeks contest ending Sat
urday night. the school turning in the
largest number of votes will be given
the opportunity to furnish part of the
musical program for the Elephantics
Friday night, December H..
Votes are coming in fast and all
those sent in will be read over radio.
Students can mail or bring in their
votes to the Elephant Editor at The
Light. A vote is published daily in
The Light. 1t must be accompanied
by 10 cents.
Students also may phone votes Fri
day night at the Elepnanties. over
station VICAR. Crockett 4O4IX or
Travis 539S. Then they can bring
the money down to the Elephant Edi-
tor Saturday or mail It to him.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-25
.ELEPHANTEER5
. To BROADCAST
rom zoo
Hey Skinnay, Rush Your
Votes In So They'll Be
Read Over Radio.
All right, Elephant voters.

Two more days to get your vote:
in for the Elephantics program Fri
day night when the Three Etc
planters broadcast their program
from the Breckenridge park zoo.
Dollar by dollar, San Antonio school
children are buying the two elephants.
And slowly but surely the smaller
schools are climbing toward the top,
nosing the leaders out of the way.
Mary Elizabeth Mcintosh got to
work for Travis school Wednesday
and soon she had enough votes to
put her school way up ahead of Brack-
enridge high school and some of the
junior high schools.
Then there is big doings out at
Thomas Nelson Page school where
they are planning for the big circus
to be given December 4. afternoon and
evening. to raise funds to Eelp buy
the elephants and win the first prize.
The school taking the first prize
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-25
33RD DEGREE MASONS
TO Be DINNER GUESTS

All S3rd degree Masons in San An
tonic are 10 BE- guests of Samuel II.
Cochran, sovereign grand inspector Of
Scottish Rite Masonry. at a dinner at
the St anthony Hotel, Wednesday
night.
San Antonio has fifteen Masons Of
the 33rd degree but some of these ere
out Of the city.
The number viii be augmented by
five OF six Bird degree Masons who ac
companied Mr.. Cochran to San IN
tonic for the purpose of comforting the
rites Of that degree upon c. A..
Soulc.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-25
's.A. DRUGGIST s
. PISTOL ROUTs
PATTI 0N's
Two Boys Seeking 10 Buy
Candy Escape Hail
81 Bullets.

.Gortc- and oestle we're laid aside
Tuesdcy night by one San Antonio
druggist for the revolver.
Two negro. youths who were to have
been killed to make. a druggists holt
day." czcapcd with their lives, be-.
cau5c ;hc pharmacist was intoxicated,
police declarc. ITO Plate. glass win.
dovs in his dru, store. however, were
shattered by the missiles intended for
the prospective, customers.
Dlscliargins q .crcss-eyed soda lis
psnser because he "looked crooked
the druggist took full command of his
pharmacy. Tic first to enter were
the two negro youths.
Thcy sided up to the candy counter,
debating which piece they would buy.
The merchant ordered them out.
We wants some candy they
pleaded.
He fired at them from the rear 81
the store. They waited for no fur
thcr verbal orders. Another bullet
which also went wild, escorted them,
through the front door.
Then taking his stand in the door.
way thc druggist deficd :ny other Gus
TONERS TO enter his place Of bust.
ness.
He WAS arrested by Chief OF Dctec'
tivcs Sam Street. Captain Harvey. De-
tectivcs Golf and Hice and Emer-
gency Officer Wright. A charge ot
dischsrging firearms was PLACED
against him.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-25
AGENTS SEIZE STILL
AND MASH IN RAID

A 15-sallon still. 40 gallons 81
fruit mash and one half gallon of whis-
key were sei.cd in raid led by Pro
hibition Agent ]. NJ. Bacon. OIL u
Forrest avenue home, late Tuesday
night.
One man was taken into custody BE-
the officer. ..t
The still and the liquor were found
in one room of the house. A large
quantity OF whiskey had been TAX N
from the house just before the raid.
according 10 Bacon.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-25
COLLEGE TO TRACE
/ ORIGIN OF MANKIND

BELOIT, Wis. Nov. 2j.-CP)-Bc.
loit College viii place five expeditions
in the field ct once to trace mans
origin. DIR. c. j.. Collie. head of the
college department Of nnthropology. an
nounccd today. Work along this line
is made possible by two annual gif;s
aggrcgating $4,000. OF the amount.
Dr. Frank Logan, Chicago, furnished
81. 800 annually.
DR.. Collie believes that man orici-
mated in northern Africa. or near the
Mediterranean sea. and the expeditions
will.worls largely in that area.
One expedition. Known ms The La9an
Sahara expedition % Beloit College,
already is on the African continent.
Another viii b. placed In abyssinia.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-25
1924 Ford Coupe

Equipped with five new Good
year balloon tires with cover,
natural wood wheels, nickel radia-
tor shell and bars. bar and wing
radiator cap, speedometer. dash
light lock wheel and sun shade.
The paint. top and upholstery are
in good shape and you can't find a
better running motor in town. This
car has been well taken care of
and carries our 30-day guarantee.
You can't beat It for 1915. Very
reasonable terms.
LISTON E. LANDER,
80. n. Alamo ave. d.. TT. 5iI7
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-25
BEXAR BOYS HOME
LADS MAKE ESCAPE

Two boys, Tommy Virgins. 13. and
Edward Boylcss, 13. fled the Bear
County Home for Boys, near South
ton. Wednesday. according to reports
to the sheriff's office.
The youths were described az Of
fair complexion. attired in overalls
and barefOotcd.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-25
Elephant Fund Ballot

Every ten cents contributed counts as one vote,
and the school having the greatest number of votes
when the fund Is completed will be entitled to name
the big elephant. The school standing second will
the little elephant, while the school having the
third largest number Of will have charge of the
elephant christening ceremonies. Mail or bring your
ballots to the Elephant Editor" San Antonio Light
SIT Travis street.
Enclosed is. for which please regis.
ter. votes for school
in the name of ............... ............
Address .............. ;. .s........
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-25
Auto Parts-Aecessories
Auto Painfing-Tops
WE TRADE, BUY AND SELL.
se5 6 FLORES. OPPOSITE ARSENl

AUTO PAINTING
TOPS. SEAT COVERS. CURTAINS.
PHONE FOR ESTIMATOR.
BEXAR AUTO PAINT co.
200 GRAYSON ST. CT. 1928.
Scale FORD EXCHANGE retops Ford
cars, $40. si7 E. Houston. TT. 213s.
D. HEYE-Auto tops, seat covers. Rex
glass enclosures for open cars. Corner
Market and Presa. CT. SOP.
AUTO & CARRIAGE TOP co.
n. c. McGown, Mgr. mfgrs. Of auto
and buggy tops. CT. i3i. sos n. San
saba 81.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-25
AUTOMOBILES
Used Cars for Sale 1sI
Special Sale

AS A THANKSGIVING OFFERING TIC
TIE AUTO BUYERS WE ARE NOT
GOING TO ADD ANY INTEREST. IN.
SURANCE OR CARRYING CHARGES TIC
THESE NET PRICES DURING THIS
MONTH. AND OUR PRICES WILL RE-
MAIN Low AND OUR TERMS WILL
BE THE E-Z-ELL PAYMENT PLAN.
s525. Tudor sedan. $50 down.
$3.50. Durant touring. SIS down.
SIS. Chevrolet touring. $50 down.
sis5 Ford touring. s25 down.
$3.50. Dodge sedan. $50 down.
s45O. Ford 1925 truck. $50 down.
500. Ford light delivery. s25 down.
Enclosed Star delivery. SIS down.
$3.50 Chevrolet coach. 800 down.
$500. Four-door sedan. 800 down.
$3.50. Ford coupe. $50 down.
$3.50. Late Hup touring. 800 down.
$3.50. Buick touring. SIS down.
Ford touring. Dolled up. $50 down.
$3.50. Hudson coach. 500 down.
$3.50. Hudson specdster. $3.50 down.
Sis. Dodge touring. $50 down.
Good Stephens touring. $50 down.
COME TALK TO US. YOUR TERMS
SUIT Us.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-25
Legal Notices

OFFICE OF THE COLLECTOR OF
CUSTOMS. port OF San Antonio, Texas.
november IS. 1925. Notice is hereby
given that during the last year there
nave been seized. at various places in
customs district No. 20. for violation OF
section 523. tariff act OF 1922. viz: 9I9
package cigarettes. % boxes cigars and
various toys, drawnwork. and miscellan-
eous articles. Anyone claiming any of
these articles must file his claim With
me within 20 days from the date Of this
notice. otherwise I will sell same at
public auction at the custom house, at
san Antonio. Texas. at 10 o'clock a. m.
on December 10. 1925.
ROY CAMPBELL. Collector.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-08
Yes or No?

Does an increase in the pressure al
ways lower the freezing point of a
solid?
2. Has natural gas been known
long?
3. Are any nut meats as digestible
as animal fats?
4. Is there any reason for calling
nitrate of silver lunar caustic?
Answers to these questions may be
found
1. No. Increased pressure lowers
the freezing point of solids which ex-
pand upon freezing, such as ice, and
raises the freezing point Of solids
which contract upon freezing.
2. Yes. The gas wells on the AS
pheron Peninsula in the Caspian sea
have been known for centuries. At
the extremity of the peninsula, was
situated the Temple of the Fire Wor-
shippers, which has been frequented
by dovotces for more than $500 years.
These pilgrimages were stopped by the
Russian government in 1880.
3. Yes. The oil of the pecan is
more easily digested than any animal
fat, except butter.
4. Yes. The early chemists and al
chemists used the moon, luna, as the
symbol for silver.
Copyright, 1928. Premier synd., Inc.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-08
DEAR MRS. BEECKMAN {:

DEAR MRS. BEECkMAN:
We arc a club of young girls and
most of us are just beginning to 90
to public dances with boy friends.
VIII you give US the following adj
vice?
When You 90 to dance with a
young man and have given him a
dance or two. should you ask him it
he cares if you dance with another
young man?
When you do not care to dance
with some one, what is the proper
way TO refuse him?
A CLUB OF YOUR READERS.
No. this would not be making your
self an apprcciativc or manncrly
guest. If you 60 to the dance with
the young man, he is your host, and
it is not polite for you to suggest
leaving him in this blatant fashion.
However, do not mean that you
need to dance every dance with him
just because you went to tho dance
with him. But you should wait UNI
til another friend comes to you to
ask for dance. Then you acknowl-
edge the hostShip of your partner by
saying to him, us you rise to dance,
viii you excuse me, please?" just
as you world excuse yourself when
leaving any host. The new" part
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-08
POINTERS ON ETIQUETTE
Dance Etiquette.

ner also should acknowledge the fact
that the gentleman with whom you
are is your host by saying, do you
mindE" or Thank you very much for
letting me have this dance" or some
other phrase that will be courteous.
This is n very difficult thing to do.
AS q matter Of fact, it is almost an
impossible thing to do. If n girl is
at Il dance, she is there to dance, and
therefore il she refuses dance she is
not refusing the dancing, but the man
who is inviting her. Now, she cannot
do this because of a within or because
she docs not like him. The only rea-
son that she can have for refusing
TO dance with a man is that he is OBJ
jcctionable in his behavior. This rea-
son she does not, naturally, have to
set forth. Any other reason she can
not set forth.
Therefore, if she really insists upon
not accepting the dance, all that she
can do is to say that she is tired and
that she wishes to rest. Then she
must not dance that dance, but should
20 to the dressing-roOm and wait UNI
til the dance is over. For her to
dance with one man after she has re-
fused to dance with another is a most
impolitc thing for her to do, and no
girl should allow herself to do it.
Copyright, 1925, King Feature Syn, Inc.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-08
FASHION FADS and FANCIES

SHOES and kid pumps are overshadow-
ing the vogue for navy, black or any
other shade for summers wear.
Handing it to them is what beige
colored suede gloves will do this
fall, if Partisan reports are correct.
These gloves, in mousquetaire style,
arc expected to lead glove fashions for
street and semi-formal wear.
Flowers for fall made with ribbon
and velvet combined, will bloom alike
upon tailored street costume and
frocks tor afternoon and evening func
tons Although some small sizes are
being made, preference is given to
large blossoms.
Feminine frills are quite the fad in
ncckwcar and offer a decided relief
from the severely plain mannish styles
so long in vogue. Frilly, lacc-trimmed
jabOts attached to high collars are con-
sidcred the most favored pieces Of neck
wear sponsored by Paris. Deep wrist
ruffles carry out this dainty, ultra
feminine effect.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-08
WHO SAID IT AND WHERE

Though an angel should write,
still It's devils must print"
Thomas Moore pcrpetrates this pun
on the printers devil in "The Fudgcs
in England"
when tilIage begins, other arts
follow. The farmers therefore arc
the founders Of human civilization"
Agriculture is the pioneer art, Dan,
iel Webster said in Remarks on Ag-
riculture."
Though man a thinking being is
defined,
Few use the grand prerogative Of
mind"
Too few persons really think. Jane
Taylor notes with regret in Essays in
Rhine"
"The world knows nothing of its
greatest men,"
1t is only after a great man dies
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-08
MEDITATIONS OF A WIFE
BY HELEN ROWLAND

colors and calleth it my limousine,
it is still secondhand car"
But, more full of surprises and dis.
appointments than either of these, is
a man that hath been loved and
spoiled by many women.
For, he hath been tanned by none!
His heart is an an old dish pan
which leaketh and will not hold any
thing: the springs of his emotions arc
broken and their bearings worn out.
The brakes upon his vanity and his
flirtations will not work.
1t is impossible to steer him in the
straight and narrow path, for he is
more wobbly than 1915 flivvcr.
Go TO. Thou sayest clothe him with
new illusions and upholster him with
new ideals, yet will he be that which
he hath always bcen-which is every
body's darling"
Ask me not, my Daughter, how ]
have come to know these pitfalls of
the trouble-hunter.
For 10. I am n woman-and / have
tried them ALL! Yea. verify. every
woman. in her time, is Trouble
Hunter!
SELAH.
1925. King Feature Syn. Inc.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-08

Ny Daughter, charge thee, il thou
art seeking trouble, buy an old house
and rebuild 1t. purchase Il secondhand
motor car, or marry woman-tamer.
For. verify, verify, in the first case,
thou shalt never be finished, in the
second thou shalt never be safe, and
in the third, thou shalt never e
happy.
10, when I had restored the base Of
mine house. l found that the roof
leaked; and when l had mended the
roof. behold the walls had cracked ;
and when the walls were replastered,
the plumbing cried for attention.
Yea, a woman in her fifties, who
goeth from the beauty surgeon to the
and from the hairdresser
to the masscuse and from the mas
seuse to the dentist. yet is STILL n
woman in her fifties": so doth mine
house pass from the carpenter to the
plasterer. and from the plastcrer to
the painters, yet it is still IAN old
house."
Likewise. doth a secondhand car
fail thee always at the psychological
when thou art farthest from
home and gasoline. 10, its brakes re-
fuse to work upon a steep hill, its
headlights go out. without warning:
it's body rattlcth without reason. And.
though thou paintest it in brilliant
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-08
LISTEN, WORLD!
Unappreciated Hubby
By ELSIE ROBINSON

/ / try to say a word he looks at me il
the funniest suspicious way as il
were conspiring against him. Why, he
has actually accused me of being jeal-
GUS OF that silly little idiot
Elsie, why do middle-aged hus-
bands have TO make such fools Of
themselves? / love Fred. No wife
was ever fonder of a husband. And
I've honestly never said malicious
thing to him in all the years we've
been married. But what sort of wife
would / be il kept still when ! know
that he's doing things which make him
ridiculous?
"As for that girl wonder IL little
ninnies like that know how hard they
make it for Woodworking wives? She
doesn't mean any harm. She probably
does think he is great, big, wonderful
hero and that I'm an unappreciative
old fossil. But I'd like to spank her
all the same. There ought to be a law
against allowing nitwits like that loose
without a muzzle."
Myrtle told me this story herself.
I'm passing it on to you.
II you happen to have middle
aged husband, there's no constitutional
amendment against clipping this out
and putting it where it will do the
most good.
Copyright, 1925, King Feature Syn, Inc.