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Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19

lTsmS,l seesl Z fsshnc anessnn Al
may fara. ~ seecuen n az tshe
ltsrn o6f Aecmaan, Aahaat geGr
Fmse wsst< Esssno and anr-has I
frnsac saath 4 r. the aV6rman ss9sl
hall the hive s4osls end ssthgr per-
ssesal peepetfy lsssed heasg 81
sShsurasy RRsb rs. bsennsag AT
lToaeclosk IN the fereanen. Frse
auHeh ktruean.
Horses anc Cattle 1nue srey
tmare, Is wears aea1. 0t,ns hlse.
srv9 sas E~rsh. ane sesxev ccx,
imisAsuc enc faanaae acS9 shssk
ltas, two rconsag yek4ssav stss.
ssss. trwo he;ser ocssvcs; onchAif
lsaterest IN tsntr1sey ball l0Ne
threed sssW rto sxrrSw ~ A~rsa.
tone issg, vSrts6kt kbe&t 800 ass.
t,ne yeuac aur ~ och4ekens,
mssstSy Rbeae ssAsnd leed
Asarhanery, EseaseheAI lsneas
fsne lseAt Spxpsa; selszsuap Aay
frAke: ~oed sscwef, ssgssne eesst
lharrc~ SSzhS~se oeasfseStSr: sstt
ls6h saess: sahsree castsvStSf: III
sneh snesbae lssls~; aene-hslf ~
lterest isl2sssse assS ene-lsslf 50
seest IN petsto sgraytF. PRO.
ltSto ppa&att~S. t0ne sset a4eaey
fw6rk harness. 7eue laekt ssinese
lh&rness. ane snesr MelNtte 740
ipeand acspsesfy sepxssesr 10000
fcstaask &ndlp4nc aanAssT SSense
hkas. tose heatef, cchAsss: 3, 4,
! 5 and 30 ssl ssgrs: q ttshseS:
ltisshes. cream cans. fruit sSrs IS.
leAl. feed aroeker. 44aealsher WIN.
scheseer repestlmg r4sse, fferks, a
lcrsss coat Serves srsre asnd isss,
lassa Saw. aSasd msns suall ar
tiscaes rlsgrse bess. eOne new
hcesd psckszg oestst. Ts9eiau
fcha1as. d0uc kap nssTu- s2sSsl
ine~x elethss wrsarSF
s0ae new farm ssarer ard ne0.
ixsagen bex.
TERMS AL 9snas aef $1,000
isnd grader are ccash. on Suns
lover $1,000 es9kt Ynenths ttime
iosll se GIVEN en seeGred aasd
lisanlsAbse paper At IS per aceHt IN
iteres;
AIRS Minnie Frisses. owner.
tfsee. az Hyatt aectieneeg.
4 q II. Idneren, clerk
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19

TS6nc hsl.s her@ihcats lnsva
Slnasr lcst hseir raFnctEsa, h Fcsss
liae,t fenMsna Rsrmsr Assmassc-
gate
fsh nYaa So ssssAa asiS Erelksr-
N llaw fscn Aeyrna paiitengilse,
VIZ W. visitlnk Aiih.
rYss. Sis~a NaS. ~ GOT -
ssTerl III sla 4sssrlsles ,sl,o a.sve
worked 20 lssra wiz thefr msassa n
s@svs fhe ~ou6frs sshs horr~ sncnsy
'ssrs mcre assnsss cits SER.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19
egTs GDMHEgS WEARS EuD
sssrarr VIII lfssalwuzar Nun 9s.s-
seDru ttn ctnzr LIN Isatsurfar.

sssfzfrr VIII frsalrpuzar Nrn1 E.z-
sDrH IN Ctazr 1fr Isatsurzr.
WHsnimErnr-lrnt Rixtv-eiEi1tt arnn-
g-'eHK n tsizursE writing TIM tli1a
xhrurIsr NJ I'm flizrU-y.
Ehtf fDlEss having Disguised NJ MI M
cns raEIifar SUNNY hills IN nrEvinr
aIfms Bfuxsiy m rtifs consideration nj.
rfa EalHsrIl Legislation nm liR cuifap-
fE-
Eins senate n fssH fu-zmus 1fUE1.-
Tim with -resJssrf m appropriation
nsalsHuTHE, fsaiE a assIsr u-zss mr.
hIsBat, mn N Dmcissr my a filihustsT
GrBcfsf an several nFaaarrFssE
VIM rttH inauguration N rsgIiE
nlEir #sEstnuE- administration IinlifsE
n -nf EsuHts I'm lfu1tsfIf M Hlseefims
~ hlHtnsEH. mn Rze 1srsf with rrai
csEnr--rVs-IisE pvs- tfH anfs-RsHrr ns-
1lrzr rstrrsnEsIr mn. tine Gaa1H Ont
mssIHlrt Hr1fi -tiss gnrffsrsurf rrsuur1 m
Muscle HimliE
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Is nieat flfst n
sfcntr@.l synai-a VIII Nhse4sve
" crc tls esn-sprctscs ~ rc~s,l.y
~ Mrr-@ awrsmess baissfas N
less ReitEsh @nri-e. ~ 81 sS-tA "
sm 1T one test rt~saenfss SF~en
~ A#csfr- va ecA III IS see 100.
FHA ssssaax wei " scnss~eses
alcas enc line 81 ae "a esntmux
~ FMs@e, VII sccsnsncdaA Ass
l,see apsrmests, ens Wi ~ csrr-
g'lescs b nSs ssfamh.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19

~fN<n ssHaift cfd ipep%s wrste Nm
dlaF, ~ vafenssne v%ss ~ft.a ~fa<ss>n-
'shF. snd sssAy se<nasns sste N'retrs
Tsesg nj 81 tne tr<ttnz ~<fsHniax.
sshre fNe ~tsvs~,v rs~ssA,siy <<1ss n
s,sfenssa estaessAnee snHs wcAsa ~
rYywned ar6n y, hSs sArses asnd nNf-
Hk~ ~ eHr 49, tfqss ~t.xe 81 wSt<.
see Hfe ssf,i w sNe fA-r ns.i r@ssi.
x9er " rfnx S-grA <swso rs ,sss sNsr-
sssrsfe wnfXnssne frse As.nt sfswsh
"a eve rfsig1Ftrc y<~r ~ fre ~ ~
4Arl afn~sev,ise. %ehser tsf,N<n ~~s n
assmsna vn,ned W <asss.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19

s1sn1a-ff sssy tfDcs ElgEezssraz
O h11A SECS ~ ne TkrAe1A1 tzraa4sr
are FsDorzs1 fso@ Axben.E- Ths
Greeks sss ts1Sxasx ~ bsaEF -
serves Tssis na1iE2ry ksaEsnos
REPORTS as Tsrxlss hsJs eFacn1-~<
Anri1nsD.s sEf Aaos11Ee< cSnes
Gases - es,r n sz<sers Thnse<
A1rfsn1sls sesl< - <lT1cls y
sny eess go fbs TsgEs " b1af ant
might Ssogs . ffse
ksssst1ls as csset0 are ruEkAng
sssDsAsa4p1s ~ > tss4ty a f-1e11.1,
VIA grss<issAA
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19
WASHINGTON EEErfER


9csouuc& -toar Fx~eisl
ifoSced tarre uwaoid ohe sex isf
taay ssenhacss aaalewed con rthe
fflocr
reazreseufne sruersbess nf
Sllunr~sx srno aare worcestershire
Aaeonf thtar anh Try &c thank scr
tthenssscss. Ssnsne absecnon has
toeetar nnae % the eruplersnent al
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT "a rregp sfsx-
tpesss vmhoaare raasarad to draft
laeEsslhrson. Hiss said tsh&t aas "a
treslat 81 thafr service the gsw-
ternrnentt mas been saved rnslls6ns
ttf dtasess ~ lxW ssuiss ~Nhicli
ircoaad asreidscelpped frurlpoer-
lSy da~srn iessslatsve rrneasrres.
Ssosne -rnesnbesS Sf oCearrcss i,e-
iaseve ithat tthSy azre eaaafAaa too
larIft thErawrn hsss net thcasas-
ls0.fy Of ttheEr ocoalaswsss vvsev
tthe matter IN IA difteroht AsrAt
tand SseaO00 hhas hbseu spprUpr-
aAssd 90 ssna1ssa&n ttae legislative
seerFsce.
ITnes ssyvernraea ssss1stgocan-
ssiaerabse astteanon tto THE On
trreassng nnrabsr Sf faiirres aaNd
lhzniS Easpeasteas iltssaaS rraflern
sSrhschccanuatfhes a6s~el b. hhasfy
laepssiktscn. Tine FeaeraI Reserve
Basrd mas sekt eataa rDstsce rto
tthe hanks q r tine ecouAtry % tthe
tsffeet THAT a20sf5 ecsznmercial
Observation-Disclosures agrsag the
last svexr vusharh IS ten per ecsHt
thirher thar the ttetal ffcr su22.
TIVE zaneuAt a6f AakSatses m
txdiweSl tnaeach a tHsse insolven-
tcses scas. on tthe sverare cc0nsid-
kerahly lcsver h. 1881 thar H. sthe
processing wear
The Ne~ Work sssrstt alsue,
tseccumted fgr ascat esrsafth of
itnetetal nunasser far ttee oeoAtry
litlss interesting 20 ncte ttheIlsro-
ip1rtieas were icwest a. the Dsl-
LAS district m this and n sthe
minneapolis district, the failures
leere the lowest IN several wears
lit ina4cates tlAsf business meth
leas have improved IN rtise less
ipepaleas districts. Varsoss kssi
iness seeMeses have yvolanteered
to ASSIST IN working eat "a sselu-
, ttson of conditions surrounding
lhasiness failures.
fsvery community IN the ccun-
ttry, where "A post office or FEEDER,
tal Building has heer promised Is
isSatchiur tine fate az the 's1sl.-
l00o0oo puhitc huildinps bill. II
lhas ALREADY passed tte Hosse and
twas favorahls reported las; wweis
10y TIM Senate committee II Is
synown IN nsany quarters ~ "a
f';por. bill. a. In. political NJ
tturp of many legislators depends
TO u larrn aextent urn federal
lbaurities 70 ms distress.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19
glnM u. r. maHsE EHls LIFE


fns ts1u'fnssfnztur aof Mtrre<cfs dur.
nU vtcrt6 Weir.
characterization n aM6ssee nnttas
States district taiaEs fitea n ms enan.
har N tine Federal building adf - szrn
aiEnt wound, sselEmiitcteE. "A noss
Rzcrffssf ttHs zet 10 = tear az tailta,,
ffaaith, He sflaf always snesu =. irr~-
mentions worker. aann az iars ne mar
hsrnnss ifearfnl ,thas hnss physical
strength was sezfrnfug No znas
Discovery of ms meath was lnlzTis on
Mf# DDrotny AfEfsee, u daughter and
1tif sanzfnssr Of tins hulldu=
a.rnssruff1lg attorney, lcuruorafsox
cnurEa., ztGte Iiisrrirf ATTORNEY, ftea.
e-a ma administrator nor Minnesota
amt member nj ltiH communication TOR
pIInitr Safsty sfrrfng ;tiH war, loan
FRANKLIN MEf2ee f1zr tins distinction aci
bHEuniIiE 1tearIss6 n inns Lksrr-' with
nrr ever having atta1afsI d kap sxcl.ocl
N EnlfsgE
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19

Lun6rn -hs brad E EBrs-D1rs
~ NJ Snr-zpt ns-Eu1im ~ ssr~ss
s-r1zr1 w1sc1 zE-ss 1ar ma home a.
EsRr< WEshfnrzars EncssE1s n
NurznlzJnsnsilr@ zstilc. A. thf Emsr.
se1.z sus2ssE "a hat .E-r~sE ~ AN
hnssn1r Esz1azr art Trsseus q vss
AnrEb-f sEusr II pc1-et frel t~r
rsA-t besu-x tas< nf-zA a NssA,nF1s'a
To MI xenaEr NJ euxrt EsrS a se'
q SnkessHA-G SsarS snIks va
rrg.xzex II sAs rere-azg srsHsssaoe
AZ rs<-s1z a. Az ees.xrszrs ~s's
s1~ua
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19

Pssrre. IS D---rse SSeeth Ipskesa
tszssiarure &cccsapisssed aene aeg rs
nia1ur uaossctsxss al the ssssslen swstt
lzHzsaxe n sbcth hosess o sheaspessers
ntsrzrE znzcne tthzz - sseore ~ sststs
,Itsparrnsanss fnoo tt-eo runHs asf sRri
ocIiiture aaHd anaacs
4iaiisf M tins ell sssssht o. Cover
rn- dEaafl ssznsaernarl o. sssitsc4sienu6I
mn aeanInatu iFrnmsse fhs, ne womb
wurf mr. tine consolidation a. TIRE state
government, laaia lts 1asscusssosl proceed
at m lhnth honses uey n srseial Irsss-
ssl;sf =-nu ttlss sEovsrHcr ErHsnz a fss
nrIihts =xnta trnT O.. tire IN rode
ttnrnusth IN trrhIniut scys &c > = vets
n tins sRanate
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19
cfLF-Rua HIS BaD yTnaE

-,nnrDIBfrrr cszbnu srr s-trfrss Sius
rr In Br-=ru ~ Eotrfsr sfsss-
San FrzufclE=r-sE storm ma riUrs4i
nnIfdua 1rnn sfarr foundations
srrsclzaf at l4sas; NM ir-4h ami Frns
1sr-asf Ii-fr Enf power Wirs sven
eiss -rnmzE-nImns' n nalifu-utr-sttss
Iu--1 amt nnu--nl pU-ttnrn aos ms
s-s=1E
v1s frnnr WHITES vssrs rsEsnins lzrs
rrasT.r isu Ths -nifrnnffs zEnf highways
1slz---I-lia-.E N ftfst Enasr zsnmsies, r-r.
s.s1rsd ss-sss n. miniature ia;tes wask
BrrsE I-nf lmnslmas
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19
s4sisA & ENVOY N1A

>A-rs-nur Wls>fs. -aInr <supDrrrrr ~
nmnrrrDn. n sam
EutsE. 1nil=R-n- 5-rnfassnr Ntrnk
Enssr. VIM --ssESiT WIS srInirsssf
ssusEzE-sI u1mE1A IN 1ls IinineK
s-1nsE. sEs HzSiszmzlaf hs-s.
a dlEgancf 1-ua Snfls SAT- ms su,-
EE-szr fu-ass1 nf.Ias naf brar nss-iffsf
I'm Washington 1ilzc frniszssr Eilsf
wsvnsf - nrrspz.bh 40 RulrE-la1 mn
tw,s- N "a -uflaf SzrsS
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19
kiFY kEsy APPROPRIATIONS
enlp- Bn-aau ksssta <nnsB N IDn.-
ps-1f Bntps Lirfsrr CONSERVATION

eirlpr hn-rap ftssf9 <nfsiE N Xspn.-
pt.1x Bnun lirrf,rr CONSERVATION
FHfiiinlgfD-B nfRs, urnlwEah m
ct--T Dfr 1EEvaf construction EiIf
Srt'sr wu-f airsRfty au1fru-szst Nv
cEnE-sEs we're presented IN rtiE nnuss
y -,i-s:tur 1surf NJ icfa hntFs M
rsHE. Inc -snrs'r 1o1alling sM mll 600
e v-nict q BBl.BDt wolff De nnlis
eFElfEflls NJ uncs 3ur Bgprk M <iss
ez--isssiiu Florida.
Nr'E IN the Ffn-nit Af-safty H IN
TrnE-sss N ths Bperm HEY E7E-E
1nf cE1 be cDnui8sssc Win me *
~pt bsa CARRIED m Inc new hmiEs Jr-p
paaa-E. a. VIII mr. he EvRlianit mr.
s.-T'fre s1t1n the fsef RIr.E Ja-i n liz
p'sn-nE wu.E n fSriafss6
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19
CHANCES M LEtsgs PLANNED
erstaiDn ~ s-so< s-p.popf d rptss-
cnef ~ Geneva

Cezssrs-g,hs seta.a1spr &c tiis1russ
Eezn 1sDn cuuspiGsprF a-pr-zI-iur INF
sssrrr-rF ls ne astss1 Hsss scrsJrssf
= League U Ea.fuIs cfsassf hers M
ciN 1Ds plsaif1ss EesangsrDaIr N ne
e1Hs &c the famous Geneva Jsshos J-D
tsr1A p1ncf DVx ls beiIg 6iscussssf
between etss Enzslist nscisss rornR--T
AT her tUnza1u1S at nsmunrb-
wez1znf
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19

Ma On aN tas sAtA m seAf
y N&~th& s.e4. WMh ss e>5-
Ssslsme " Ase$ vs. ~s1e ~ ~
ss~serS S,e ssmSes ~ "a. NisHs<
49, a ace seAsn1 ssaA -.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19
HUGHES LluDs aIsU BOOT


View Tsk - Secretary % scEs<
Hzxsss ebeFSase E1thE RoU - -r1ts
Azs-ses. nos1asS.- pLaesEg I'm N
GU Ia " Ninstsa0ss nss1- sins 1saf
u. 911y 1sEtane u EpD1sy q ri1a -
D1s1ik. Gnss ~ serzh % e16sbrssr.
eiAtA1exsor ~ ssxxGGGess Ea< sre
e1tnszns - seryso1@
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19
VALLEY sHnW SETS RECORD
o-uosusrsr Esrn 4xrostsacr sEnas sstst'
Aatesnfzn-e acf tulooo.


grrun1kstm. Aimr--rhs Rise River
VALLEY Winter ashpU aeousiuasd iss a..
r1sssg.ss annual ;nfesffus with "a rrsnnri
i5rsaanIs attendants az lO,eSo persons
mr. 'tiEt w4sE
r-iH vseaks program 10 Farmers
mrf wnntanF nteaftnrS ifxestoes
gram siIDvEs. mn industrial aaxhlblsS.
wins urmEnmrra1 sby Officials % .nawe
basn Eucnezs snavorabis Vvseatsss.
,rnut rrnaEls. ztrrznfivs program ard "A
fuller realization ~ VIVA ;fiss aunna !
w1nfrs- SHOVE am zzcnnIpiiznirsE Tor
-tiH agricultural pursuits a. nnrtk-
sl.ssEs-r Minnesota al contributed
.ruxzETIik tina sfIUxs slfrrsss. 4ses T.
8pvn az ErrBDfzErnL business manager
O, tins KiIDw tfsrizreL
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-02-19

A grl~sh. n tss'ss. swo kintA5cas,
No bas.sl4s.yoe sns Z assaSes
hsve neet sAaea ~ see sssr.a Hc4a
80. oSmined, no sou14. From =
Src~lrcrs pszzse=,etrost Nv~~
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-11-11
Woman Jailed After
4 Suicide Attempts

PARIS-In four hours widow,
Nine. Lelior, made four attempts to
commit suicide and was taken four
times to the same hospital.
First she slashed herself with a
razor. Her wounds were dressed and
she was taken home. A few minutes
later she threw herself in front of a
subway train. The motorman stopped
in time to save her life, but her head
was injured. Leaving the hospital
again she jumped off a high bridge in
to the Seine. A fisherman dragged her
out. She was taken back to the same
hospital and the same doctor renewed
her bandages. He scolded her.
Half an hour later she was brought
back unconscious, but relatively I'M
harmed, after swallowing iodine. The
doctor administered an antidote and
turned her over to police.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-11-11
BEARS APPEAR
SLOW MOVERS;
IT'S ALL WRONG

HELENA-Any one who has seen a
bear walk knows how slowly he seems
to move, and his run is shuffling,
numbering gait that is comical to wit
ness, unless he happens to be running
after you. But bear moves pretty
fast, Notwithstanding appearances,
and the grizzly, which looks to be
clumsier than the brown Or the black
bear, can cover ground faster than the
average horse.
A Western sheep rancher was rid
ing in the foothills when he saw big,
awkward silvertip. He had rifle, but
was not certain he could kill the bear
at one shot and knew that he would
get into trouble if he missed. SO he
gave a regular cowboy yell. and the
bear started away in alarm.
The man gave chase, at the same
time keeping up the piercing yell, and
he soon noticed that the grizzly was
getting farther away. He continued
the chase for nearly two miles, until
the bear disappeared in the mountains,
and he had not gained foot.
In going back over the trail he no
ticed places where the bear had
made Jumps of Is or 20 feet, and the
ground had been cut up by his claws,
SO that it looked as if harrow had
been run over it.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-11-11
TAKE A CHANCE

Take a chance that the other fellow
NAV know something about his own
business-it may save you from feel
inc absurd now and then. For IN
stance. if you hand the newspaper
man something to publish, why not al
low him to be the judge OF when ne
can make use of it? He can't pupilsh
everything every week, you know.
If your contribution is good enough
to get excited about, it is good
enough to publish little later. IL
will keep.
Don't put yourself in the position
of being a better judge of someone
else's business than he is himself es-
pecially when it is one that you know
nothing about.
Besides. as perhaps all experienced
publishers will agree, the things peo-
ple become angry about not seeing IN
print promptly are hardly ever worth
publishing at all, and when they are
nut into the newspaper at last they
are given space purely as a favor to
the person asking it, at definite eX-
pense to the publisher. People who
make wo1 while contributions to the
papers are always the least eXacting
about the time when they are to APP
pear.-Dodgeville Sun.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-11-11
William Allen White
Recalls Lawncers'
(By William Allen White)


A 12-year-old Brooklyn girl has
published her second book of verse,
and is said by critics to have a mind
which is familiar with geology and
evolution. Yes, yes. But can she
dance the Charleston ?-Wichita Eagle
Time flies. Forty years ago the
question did not touch on nor apper-
tain to the Charleston. 1t ran:
"Can you dawnce the Lawncers?"
And the answer came back:
mo l cawn't dawnce the Lawncers,
But I have a sister Frawnces
Who can dawnce the Lawncers
And all the other fawncy dawnces."
1t was a gay and naughty come
back. And we wonder if great Aunt
Frawnces was any more virtuous, de-
cent and exemplary, than is the dear,
sweet and delightfully."- devilish little
hand-painted mink who kicks up her
heels, shows her legs to the precis-
sion of the equinox and her torso to
the tropic of capricorn and still has
a heart of gold and head as quick as
steel trap.
Personally affiant in the dim and
misty past has tied the lines around
many whip socket to the delectation
of Awnt F'rawnces and her friends.
Her best judgment, which should be
discounted as the memory of the aged
is always tinctured with vainglory-
for old men are all boastful liars-is
that Awnt Frawnces, y-clept Fan, was
just as devilish, just as proud of her
hidden charms as little great niece in
her few clothes is of her unhidden and
frankly conspicuous hereditary appur-
tenanceS
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-11-11
WARNINGS OF THE DELUGE
bod gevilel SUM

Literature" boosting candidates for
state offices are now starting to SLIT
into the newspaper sanctums. Some OF
the gentlemen themselves are passing
among the electorate to enlarge their
acquaintance, and from this time on
they will be fairly numerous at large
public gatherings. They seem to be
agreeable fellows, and we folks out
here in the hills are pleased to see
them, all of them, tho of course we
are limited by law to voting for only
one for each job.
What bothers us is the promises.
They all promise about the same
things. How would it do to establish a
court of pie powder at each county
fair, say, and when any politician was
caught peddling bunk on the grounds,
fine him enough to buy free lemonade
and peanuts for the crowd for the
day? Or maybe the chemistry depart
ment of the University could work up
real truth serum? 1t would have to
be pretty powerful, naturally, to be eff
fective for political use. AS it is now,
each voter has to judge for himself.
and sometimes they fool us.
Of course, if a candidate has held
an office before, we can go by his rec
ord, but in the case of first offenders
we are reduced to sizing up up each
one by the color of his hair, the style
of necktie he wears, now good a gift of
CAB he has, etc. If we decide that on
the whole he seems to be a mice
man." he receives our support on the
great day of the little black crosses in
the little black squares. The method
doesn't grade very high for results,
for at least as often as not we pick a
flivver, but in that case we have some
one to be definitely against next time,
and feeling of definiteness in present
day political life is 'refreshingly novel
and satisfying.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-11-11
CIVILIZATION is
KILLING ESKIMOS
DOCTOR CLAIMS

EDMONTON, Alta.-Dr. D. e. Scott,
who recently returned here after one
year at Aklavik, in the delta of the
Mackenzie river, predicted that not
many years would elapse before the
Eskimo would be exterminated by dis
ease through adopting white mems
ways of living.
Eskimos and Indians of the delta
are suffering from intestinal parasitic
attacks, due to eating raw flsh, RAD
bits, and other meats, said the doctor,
but these are not so serious prob
lem as cancer and appendicitis, which
are becoming prevalent.
Since the Eskimos have been living
in cabins and shacks instead of snow
houses, as in the olden days, tubercu-
losis has ravaged them. Ninety per
cent of the delta people have symp-
toms of tuberculosis, he declared.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-11-11
YOUTH REGARD
SHIEK, FLAPPER
AS COMPLIMENTS

CHAMPAIGN, In.-Parents are re-
sponsible for the "fappers' and
"shieks" of today, Miss Mable Nc
Christie, referee in the Court of Do
nestle Relations in Cincinnati, O.,
told the Illinois Conference of Public
Welfare here.
''Hold adults responsible for condi-
lions under which their young are
compelled to live" Miss McChristie
said, "and the Juvenile court could
pass out of existence. Everywhere We
hear the older people deploring the
existence of f1appers and shieks. The
speedy tendency of youth has become
an unceasing, snappy topic of CONVEX
sation.
"This bit of caustic comment re-
garding the young is destructive and
inclined to emphasize their already
inflated ego.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-11-11
Rattlesnake Meal Is
Cited in Will Fight

BARNSTABLE, Mass.-Cooking and
eating the flesh of monkeys and rat
tlesnakes and disposing of as many
as 70 eggs in three hours were among
the gastronomic feats of Frederick o.
Brown, Harwich, according to witness
ses who testified in the action to break
the will of the prominent shoeman,
who was killed in motor car acct
dent last December. Other eccentrici-
ties included the purchase of hearse
in which he might bury his friends"
lighting fire and piling on clothes to
keep warm the dead body of his wife,
hanging up the stockings of his dead
mother and wife on Christmas eve,
and eating his Christmas dinner by
the side of his wife's grave.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-11-11
Relief for the Farmer.

In finding relief for the farmer tan
annual EVENT. the Herald does not go
along with those who Woulo eHte4u
credits. subsidize grain grain markets
or do other things tending to pauper-
ize agriculture and upsetting natural
economic conditions. The fact is the
farmers prices are good enough.
What he actually needs is more buying
power for his product.
In other words, the farmer would
onnreciate lower prices when he goes
to buy without drop i'll prices When
he wants to sell. AT present he sells
on world market and buys, IN many
instances, on a protected market.
President Coolidge and Congress
could do more for the farmer py
eoualizing price values between agrl-
cultural products and manufactured
articles than by extending farm cred
it's or attempting to artificially raise
prices.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-11-11
Kicking Mitchell Upstairs.

Colonel, once General Mitchell of
aircraft inquiry fame is on trial for
pulling whiskers in the war depart
ment All because he has charged in
efficiency in handling aircraft mat
ters and wants a separate air arm of
the government defense.
After the smoke has cleared away
and the tumult has died down we sur
mise that Col. Mitchell will be found
to be dud and an agitator We sus-
pect he is a false alarm He doesn't
ring true. Brags too much for one
thing.
Nevertheless his charges may be
true. Anyhow, the public ticks them
up. In general anything that digs at
the military finds favor with the pub
lie. The people have never been sold
on a big, idle standing army And
they resent carrying a military class
no matter how much they may need
them when war breaks out
The war department is kicking Nit
chell upstairs. A military jury with
its mind made up may drum him out
of the ranks. If they do they will
kick him onto the Chautauqua plat
form at a thousand dollars a week and
the privilege, as a citizen in plain
clothes of telling what he thinks of
the army and navy combined. More
pulling of graybreards and more cash
and notoriety for the colonel
It's merry world