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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
LAUGHING AT THOSE IN A
FOOLS PARADISE

President Lewis of the United
Mine Workers derives SNUG salts
faction from thinking that the public
led to expect it may get through the
winter without suffering from the
cold, is living In "a FOOLS paradise
He declares with emphasis and unc-
lion that If the mines were to re-
open now it would be unlikely that
people could catch up with fuel re-
uuirements, adding: This means
that hundreds of thousands of homes
that will be without fuel will be un-
able to secure fuel for months to
come.
And all for what? Ostensibly that
mine operators shall be compelled to
collect the. unions dues and that
well-paid hard coal miners shall
receive an increase when many In
other labor are receiving a decrease.
But the ostensible reason is not the
real one it would seem; surely no
humane person would wish to freeze
their fellows to gain such advantag-
Is. The truth appears to be that the
affairs Of the United Mine Workers
in the soft coal fields are not going
well, and though the interests Of the
hard coal miners and those Of the
miners Of bituminous were under
agreement to be kept separate this
way appears to be taken for getting.
around It. Also 1t is most likely he
wishes to scare the people into pay
tng profiteers' prices for coal and so
eventually drive the Government in
70 the controversy.
He charges the coal operators with
swindling the public to the tune Of
sixteen millions q year by working
OF an inferior grade; that they have
butchered 100000 miners since 1870.
All this IL denied by Chairman War
riner OF the operators. who says that
while there was change in standard
ization at request Of the trade it did
MT gain any profit from the change;
that az to the charge Of butchery 1t
is false also and he quotes from sta
tistics to prove his declaration.
Perhaps 1t Is because the consum-
ers are accustomed to getting
rock in their coal that they have
made no audible kick against the
new Standardization or 1t may be
their feeling of helplessness has NUT
ed them. Helpless they are if they
insist on burning anthracite. They
win experience no altruistic impuls-
es in their dealings either from the
miners or from the operators. And
il they have read and considered
they also know that the striking min
ers are entitled to no sympat thy
whatever.
George H. Gushing in the October
Review of Reviews summarizes the
features Of the present controversy,
reviews the alleged issues. and clear
ly demonstrates that the strike was
not caused by any serious injustice
being done the miners in the anthra-
cite region but to strengthen the I'M
ion in the soft coal fields, where 1t
is finding it's hold weakening. So
freeze the poor fools" until they
grant the miners union whatever 1t
wants.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19

Some of the apparent freakishness
of hay fever is accounted for by the
Investigations which have been
made of the upper air by means of
airplanes. During the pollinatins
season the hay fever pollens are
found at high attitudes, their dis
tribution being affected by ascend
ing and descending currents of air.
Here is found explanation of. ag-
gravation of hay-fever attacks after
sunset and other peculiarities Incl
dent to the affliction. The con-
clusion holds out little warrant for
confidence in securing complete re-
lief, although concerted action of all
States and communities for the
eradication of the weeds producing
the pollen would help materially.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
CLINTON

Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Cain were very
glad to hear that their grandson,
Carleton Andrews, the son of DIR. and
Mrs. S. l.. Andrews of Lewiston, who
is a senior of Bowdoin college, has
been selected as instructor in fresh
an Latmin. MIR. Andrews is a very
able student and one of the most
prominent members of the senior
class.
Mrs. A. d. Brown, Mrs Gertrude
Rideout and Bert Evans motored to
Waterville on Thursday and to
Skowhegan on Friday.
Charles Beals of Togus is passing
few days with his mother. Mrs. r.
NJ. Beals, and his sister, Miss Mamie
Beals.
Mrs. Wilbur Dickey, who has been
very i'll is reported somewhat better.
Master Arthur Osborne, Jr., has re-
turned to his home in Skowhegan
after visiting a week With his grand
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. George Os-
borne.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wood were
accompanied home from Portland by
their daughter and husband. Mr.. and
Mrs. George Meloon, who will pass
a few days with them.
Mrs. George Billings returned home
on Saturday after passing a few days
with her two daughters, the Misses
Georgia and Helen Billings of Water
vile.
Mrs. William Fisher and little
daughter. Elizabeth. were in Water
vile on Sunday.
Mrs. Sidney Adams passed Satur-
day at the home of her parents in
Fairfield.
Mrs. Ii. H. Harding was in Burn
ham on Friday where she visited
with friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Richardson
returned home on Friday after pass
ing several days in Auburn.
Mrs. Warren Dixon and children
have gone to Benton to visit at the
home of her mother.
The Eleanor Parker chapter,
Daughters of the American Revolu-
ton, will hold it's first fall meeting at
the home of its regent, Mrs. Maude
Il. Mudgett of Burnham on Wednes-
day Oct. 81, for an all day meeting.
All members are invited to attend.
Miss Hazel Hopkins, teacher of the
fifth and sixth grades has returned to
her school after passing the week end
with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fred
Hopkins in Mount Vernon.
Superintendent of Schools William
Bottomley of Pittsfield was a caller at
the school building on Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Pollard have re-
turned home from a visit with rela-
tives in Lewiston and Brunswick
Charles Hustus was business
caller in Fairfield the last of the
week.
Mrs. Frank L. Besse, Mrs. Lila w!
Hawthorn, Mrs. Mary Dawes and Mr..
Frank A. Besse were among those
who attended the Rebekah fair in AL
bion.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
FARM|NCTON

Rev. A. A. Rouner of Pennington
and Rev. c. d. Pioneer have been at
tending the Conference of Congre-
Sational churches in Bangor the
past week. and will soon start for
Washington to attend the general
conference of the denomination
They exchanged pulpits Sunday.
Charles w. Norton has been In
Boston the past week and attended
the radio show in Mechanics Build
ing in that city.
Mrs. l.. W. Butler. Mrs. c. w.
Steele and Mrs. J. w. Nichols at
tended the Federation of Womefis
Clubs meetings in Bangor, and Gen.
and Mrs. Geo. Mel. Presson were
in Bangor at the same time.
The Glass in the Corner of the
Methodist Sunday School is making
arrangements for a Halloween par
ty, at which they will entertain their
gentlemen friends, or some of them
The Perham Street Priscillas are
planning to have Gentlemen's
Night soon, but the time and place
have not yet been settled upon.
There was a social gathering at
the Normal School for the students,
Friday evening. which was we'll at
tended and much enjoyed.
The ladies of the Methodist church
had harvest supper and entertain
ment in the vestry last evening, at
which they was large attendance
and which was much enjoyed.
Postmaster Harry B. Brown H
G. Russell. j. Prentice Flint and
Samuel c. Tarbox have gone to the
Moosehead region by automobile, to
enjoy week of big game hunting.
Charles w. Hayden, who left town
for Massachusetts soon after grad
uating from the Pennington High
school, is calling on friends in town
Rev. c. Donald Pioneer, pastor OF
the Wilton Congregational church
will preach at the Old South church,
i'll exchange with the pastor, Rev.
Arthur A. Rouner. Both have been
attending the Conference of Con-
gregational churches at Bangor the
past week.
At the next meeting of Colonial
Daughters Chapter, d. A. r., which
will take place October 81, there
will be discussion of Interior Dec
Grafton by Mr.. Bratt. an expert, and
lunch will be served. The host
eSses will be Mrs. Alice Steele, Mrs.
Evelyn Ennis, Mrs. Elizabeth Gam
mon, Mrs. Maude Gray. Mrs. Martha
Hayes, Mrs. Frances Butler and Mrs.
Thelma Connors.
The students of the Pennington
state Normal school are planning to
have the usual Halloween dancing
parties, and the Abbott School will
have a Halloween dancing party,
arrangements for which have not yet
been completed.
Rev. and Mrs. Arthur Titcomb.
who have been at their summer
nome here for several months, have
gone to their home in Brookline,
Mass. They expect to pass a part
of the winter in Daytona, Florida.
Mrs. Doris Metcalf Stanley will
entertain the Emanon Club at it's
next meeting. which will take place
October IS.
Mrs. A. w. Genet. who has been
visiting her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
Found Her Lost Boy
Among Ssh Victims

Washington, Oct. 17.-(AP)-The
story of a runaway boy who enlisted
in the navy under an assumed name,
and was never again heard of by
his mother until he persisted with
thu sinking of the submarine S-51
was disclosed today through pen
sion claim filed at the pension bu-
reau.
The mother is Mrs. Catherine Nc
Carthy of New York. The son, Syl-
vester Mccarthy. who enlisted some
time ago as John J. Mccarthy"
gave as his next of kin, the name
of an aunt. She was notified of the
boys death, and carried the news
to his mother, who filed the claim.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
Light and Airy
Down Among De Daisies

Miss Jane was settin' by nah side
Down among de daisies;
l axed Miss Jane to be nah bride,
Down among de daisies.
l twis' a blossom in her hair,
Den got down on nah knees to swear
Dat she alone nah heart could share,
Down among de daisies.
l called Miss Jane a turtle dove,
Down among de daisies;
l feel, SEE l, de strings of love
Down among de daisies;
But 'twarnt dat spark widin my
breas'
Made Jane scoot cas- an me scoot
weS'-
1t was dat dawgone hornets nes'
Down among de daisies !-William
Shipman in American Legion Weekly
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
Blind Man Falls
To Death in Street

South Portland, Nc, Oct. IL
Thought at first to have been struck
down and killed by a motor car
early today, Leroy Cash, "a, later
was declared to have met death by
fall from curbstone into the
street, He was deaf and blind, and
was found lifeless in the gutter.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19

pulp is stored up in the twig, close
to each bud, giving it food supply
to be used in the sprinstime to grow
new leaves and flowers.
Il guess every tree knows tnat
lack Frost will soon nip Off lts
leaves" cried the little bunny. rs
that the reason it grows no new
ones?"
Eyes, my little curious one, an
swered the wise old crow. "Ihe Mt
tle bud is we'll covered for the cold
weather. but when Mistress Spring
and the Little Balmy BreeZes come
trimming over the Sunny Meadow. all
the little buds put forth tiny leaves
o.. NnwerS. Thew hear her voice and
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
Monday, October 10, 1925.

II a man does not provide for his
children, If he does not provide for
ell those dependent upon him, and it
he has not that vision OF conditions
to come and that care for the days
which have not yet dawned, when
we sum up in the whole idea OF thrift
and saving, then he has not openea
his eyes to any adequate conception
of human life. We are in this world
to provide, not for ourselves, but for
others-that is the basis of economy
Woodrow Wilson
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
MANY DEER IN
EASTERN MAINE

Bangor, Oct. .17-Judging by THE
game shipments and the appearance
Of motor cars passing through Ban
gor since the opening Of the hunting
season deer are unusually plentiful
in Eastern Maine this season. Dur
ing Saturday eight deer were carried
on automobiles passing out Ham
mond street bound west, every one
being a buck of substantial size.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
Request to Brookline Hospi,al

Portland, Me-, Oct. 17.-Public be-
quests in the will of Elzora A. Pur-
lhgton of Portland, filed for probate
To-Day, are made to the New Eng
land Deaconess Hospital of Brook
line, Mass; the Congress Street
Methodist churches of Portland. and
the Methodist churches of Oakland
and East Livermore. The hospital
IS given the residuary estate after
relatives and other beneficiaries are
cared for. The value of the estate
is not given.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
High school ENROLMENT


In the six weeks period which end
ed october Is at the Milton Laforest
Williams High school total of IL pu-
pills were Neither late at nor absent
from any session. This is IS per cent.
of the total enrolment. The average
attendance for the six weeks period
is 9s.4 per cent. of the total enroll
lhent. The average for last year was
about 80 per cent. A high per cent. of
average attendance is gratifying to
the administration because the support
from the State depends in large meas
ure upon the total days present for
pupils.
The following pupils have been
neither late nor absent: Glass of 1926,
Dorice Bessey, Edna Bessey, Alzada
Bunker. Harold Fuller, Virginia judi
kins. Edwin Livingstone, BERTHE Mer-
row, Marion Sheffield; class of 1927,
I.illion Baker, Florence Drawn, Kath-
crime Calder, Raymond Chase. Stanley
Cummings. Walter Fletcher, Mary
Freefan, Clifford Gilbert, Alice Ham
mond, Myles Jackson. Loretta Luz
Their. Gladys Principato. Clarence Reed,
Lawrence Reed, Audrey Spaulding,
Vivian, futile and Philip Williams
class of 1928. Carl Bacon, Timothy
Calder, Alice Folsom, Henry Goodhue,
Kathleen Hall, Alice Havey, Frances
King. Eldridge Knox, Holman Marks.
Doris Porter, Marion Principato. Bea-
trice Rushton. Robert Simons, Nora
Soule. Raymond Wendall, Clarissa
Wheeler; class of 1929. Charles Bacon,
Maurice Cochran. Willard Gleason.
Lloyd Kierstcad. Calvin Latin, Charles
+. Lord, Plaisted Phillips, Courtney
Sheffield, Carl York. Lenora Buzzell.
Edith Clark, Pearl Crabtree. Avis
Drummond, dorothy Durrell, Rose
Gleason, Rachel Hallett, Lena Knox,
Alberta Mayor. June Painter, Vivian
Robinson, Bertha Sawtelle. Lena
Stansfield, Kathaleen Sullivan, Mary
Tapley. Delight Taylor, Doris Tobin,
Lois Warren and Sadie Williams.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
Hunter Wounded

Canton, Me-, Oct. 17-Charles Will
son, farmer living on the Livermore
road about mile and a half out OF
this village, had his right leg ampu-
tated at the hospital at Rumford to-
day. Wilson was on an unfreauent-
ed road looking for partridge yes
terday afternoon, when his gun fell
out of his automobile and was dis
charged. The charge shattered his
right knee. He drove to his home
and physician was summoned who
took MIN in an ambulance to I;c.a-
ford.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19

w. w. Small, has returned to her
home in East Orange, N. ].
Newell r. Knowlton, who suffered
quite an i'll turn few days ago, Ia
reported az much improved, his
friends are glad to learn.
Ludovi Magoni has returned after
visit with friends in Plymouth and
BOSTON.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19

the wind songs, and under the warm
smile of Mr.. Merry Sun and the
gentle rain, they soon cover the
trees and bushes. Yes, Mother Ma
ture every year clothes the big old
world in beautiful garments of many
colors."
II must hop home to tell Mother
what you've taught me-" laughed the
bunny boy. and away he went, clip
perty clip, back TO Lady Love and
into the next story.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
Bound to COMPLAIN

"Why did you discontinue the prac-
t1ce of beating a gong in front of
your hostelry to announce that meals
were served?" we inquired
Everything else on the place be-
ing satisfactory and according to the
way a first-class hotel should be
rum" replied the landlord of the
Pruntytown tavern, some of the
guests, feeling obliged to kick about
something, complained that the sound
of the gong made their dinners
taste bitter. "-Kansas City Star.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
Editorial Comment
Don't Insist and Survive

(Biddeford JournaD
Centenarians have given all sorts
of reasons for longevity, but none
of them AYERS that they reached ex-
IRENE old age by insisting on their
right of way in heavy automobile
traffic.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19

Regarding the dropping of the
word "obey" from the marriage obi
CATION Dean Inge remarks that with
two riding one horse one rides be-
hind. Perhaps the one that wears
the eorssts.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19

a during the va, b
floods, wb,c.l of III
hhaaosa which ,,s ".
road 70 accident N
a a, ssrthquaks, n
'a asus; one t,ss.'
oan nicer. eruDtiosssp a'|
2 series Of ~. /
hr srs and similar '
The midwest
s sns largest ps.si'
rTssnabilitation 4
the report said
VI, virtually cOmpI..
n Its work in Ii,
assisted sisted appross,,
Within Il ~.
the Red Cross
. ton complstsd
earthquake rssI,s
measures 81 Of psrs'
Tor 10 the sufferer
the largest num-
its care In this =
Inclufled 4,
was the trasess
Cave City, Ky, N
tiers set up cs,,.s
ance on the sDs,
tlon bore the Con-
in the relief VA,
Supplement-,
S. o'c incident til
disasters in tn
tinued the repou
these was the ~,
doah. Chapter
Caldwell, 0hIs n
tives in the M.
wreck and Ii.
Lakehurst. VEN
and comforting
tragedy, and ia,
the loss.
Other catasl,
Red Cross serv.
Shreveport. La,
blocks; the Ten
tornado at AnDIs
along the Rio a.,
fected three tors
and a hailsto.r
North Carolina 4
ished 100 famllIs
Turning 70 IN
report said: 1
Heading III. n
flood. which COS.
essitated aid t,r
100000 people
fires in Porto \
deaths, and Red
1928; an earthquS
key. killed llli
Philippines Wild
so necesitated ss
another at Asan
| killed only one I
need.
In the virgh
| Cross rendprad :,
hurricane whiei i
jured 100, dsstlq
and in which l;N
| by the organizsiI,
fire at Cananss
struction by frs
city of Manssls
pleted the forsIn |
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19

n The latest report Of the accident TO
the Peary is only the confirmation of
5 the conviction that the Bowdoin and
the Psary are sea worthy, -
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19

tie daughter of Wateryille passed the
week end with his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. George Osborne Of High street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19

Anyhow the Maine woods this sea
son are not being endangered by
hunting under drouth conditions.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19
Pilgrim Commandcry Chooses
Officers


At the annual meeting of Pilgrim
Commandery, No. 10, K. T., las
night, the following officers wer
chosen: Commander, John H. Gil
key; generalissimo, Leon H. MARI
captain general, Charles G. Nicker
son; senior warden, Harold A. Wood
side; junior warden, Kenneth A
Rollins; treasurer, William M. Pratt
recorder, George B., Cragin; prelate
w. Raymond Davis; sentinel, Franz
e. Knowlton; finance committee
Jarvis l.. Tyler, III. Burton Voter
Daniel B. Belcher. The annual re
ports showed that % had beef
knighted, and eight dropped from
membership, including five VIII
have died during the year. The Off
GERS were installed by Past Crane
Commander Cyrus N. Blanchard
assisted by Past Commander Jarvis
l.. Tyler as grand marshal, and Pas
Commander Fred e. Trefethen a.
grand prelate. Refreshments wer'
served after the meeting.
The boiler house connected will
the wood turning mill at West Mill
was Quilted by fire last evening, ant
the report reached Harrington tina
the entire village was in danger o
going, but this rumor proved un
founded. The loss will be severa
hundred dollars.
T.. Il. Horne
Ed. L. Horne died at his home II
Keyes Square last evening after
lon gillness. He was about Is year
of age, and leaves a wife. He wa
a painter and paper hanger by trade
Mrs. Lillian S. Horn will enter
tain the Every Monday Club at it
meeting next Monday, when Main
Music Festival Stars" will be tn
roll call subject. Mrs. ]. w. Nichol
and Mrs. l.. B. Morton will give re
ports of their impressions of the re
cent music festival and Mrs. Nichol
will read a paper on "1nternationa
Relations" and a report of tn
meeting of the State Federation o
Women's Club will also be given b.
the same two ladies.
Prof. George Dudley Church, reg
istrar of the Worcester Academy a
Worcester, Mass, formerly head
master of the Abbott School o
Pennington, is visiting friends 1
town..
Leon W. Fellows and Norris Nor
ton have gone to the Moosehead re
gion on a hunting trip.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-19

Such a topsy- turvey world Wo-
men discarding corsets and men
wearing them.
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WESLEYAN Cjut,


The members of the Wesleyan club
met with Mrs. May Watts at her
home in Burnham with a good at
tendance. The opening of the meet
ing as follows: Mrs. Ola Spinney pre-
sided, meeting opened by members
repeating the Lords prayer. Sarah
Richardson acted as secretary pro
tenn. The subject for the afternoon
was Cuba, which proved very inter-
esting to all members present. Roll
call, Cuban facts. members; paper,
The Story of Cuba, Mrs. Ole Spin
ney; paper, Resources, Products,
Prospects. Mrs. Dorothy Gerald: pa
per, Institutions. Sadie Richardson;
poem, Three Gates of Gold, Mrs.
Watts. Dainty refreshments were
served at the close of the meeting.
The following members were present.
Lottie Wakely, Ethel Robinson, Jen-
ME Harmon, Dorothy Gerald, Sadie
Richardson, Mary Lamb, Helen;,
Brown, Carrie Jones, Mary Cane.
Jennie Wheeler. Ola Spinney, Mrs.
telker and the hostess, Mrs. Watts,
The Misses Madalyn Harding, Vera
Grant, Moreno Roundy, Alice Wakely.
Doris Goodrich, have returned to
harrington after passing the week
END at their respective homes in
town.
Mrs. Scott McNally passed Satur
day night with her sister and family
in Fairfield.
MI. and Mrs. Bert Osborne and lit
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Dentist: So you have broken off
a tooth, have you?
Patient Cough younsster): Yes,
sir
Dentist: How did You do it?
Youngster: Oh shifting gears on
1ollypop.-C. & o. Magazine.