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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-13
GARIBALDI GRANDSON
WILL REMAIN IN u. S.

NEW YORK, Nov. 13.-R)-Gen-
eral Peppino Garibaili, grandson of
the Italian patriot, says that he in
tends to remain in the United States
"for long time" General Garibaldi,
who was one of the opponents of Mus
solini in Italy, would not comment on
the political situation in Italy. In
Rome recently rumors involved his
name in the plot to assassinatc Pre-
mier Mussolini, but his mother issued
n statement in which she said he could
not be involved as he had been in
America since last June.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-13
ROYAL PARTY KILLS
1000 GAME BIRDS

THETFORD. England, Nov. 49,
R-With 1000 pheasants and par
tridges falling before King George
and several other titled guns. the first
of His British Majesty's three days
hunting over the preserves Of Lord
Iveagh, was not so bad. From the
well stocked coverts, the birds rose
well and the king had large proper
ton of the bag to his credit. 1t is
customary to donate most of such kills
to hospitals and charitable institu-
tions.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-13
king TUFTS COFFIN
MADE Of SOLID GOLD
BY Universal Service.


CAIRO, Nov. 13.-The inner cof-
nm of King Tutankhamen is revealed
by the latest examination to be of
solid gold. and is believed to be the
largest piece of gold work found in
the history of Egyptian archaeology.
1t is covered with intricate designs
OF wonderful artistic merit. The
mummy is still stuck in the coffin as
a result of the adherence of the
wrappings to the resinous residue from
the ancient funeral libations.
Surrounding the coffin have been
found hundreds of beautiful objects
such as amulets, statuettes and some
encrusted, marvellous jewels.
Extra care is required and being
taken to disengage the mummy.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-13
KARL N. SIEGSAHN
WINS NOBEL PRIZE

STOCKHOLM, Nov. 13.-R-The
Nobel physics 'ize for 1924 has been
awarded to Karl Name Georg Sieg-
sahn, professor of physics at Lund
University, Sweden.
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$1.5O Fine Caps

Mems and boys dress
caps in the wanted
large shapes and new
colors. Full $3.50 val
ne. Special Sat- az
urday only.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-13

Large size. heavy quail
ity Turkish towels.
Some in white, others
have colored stripes.
Special Satur- QQc
day 4 for. 80.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-13

Fine quality, wide
storm serge in black.
navy, tan and several
wanted shades. a.
Saturday. yard
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-13

Several hundred dress
shirts in solid colors
and stripes. Collar at
tached and neckband
styles. Special QQr
Saturday, each. WV
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-13

Baromet er bed - -
sheets az by 90). Iii"
They are nicely II
finished. seamless, uA0
and hemmed. Reg 0n\
ular S1.25 value.
For Saturday a I'LL
feature at ....... - -
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Ladies' purses and hand
bags. More than fifty
styles. Some that have
been priced as high as
$500. Your choice for
Saturday only a.
nc .........s.
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Four-piece. sizes from
4 to IL. Have 1 long
and 1 short trousers.
Sizes IL to Is have 2
long trousers.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-13
THE COATS

Box coats. Fabrics in
cludc cassimeres, chew
lots in the new shades
for fall wear. Lavender,
silver, grays, smoke blues,
Oxford grays and a vari-
ETY. Of heather mixtures.
Also models full lines i'm
Oxford grays. Sizes "a
II 40
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-13

Single and double breasted
models; collegiate, conservative
and stout models in q variety
Of fabrics; cheviots, cassimeres,
diagonals, clearinghouse and
worsteds. New grays, browns,
tans, smoke blue, blue, black
and gray pencil stripes. Sizes
"a to a.
, 1925-10-12

Eugene Hennigson, president Of the
international Forwarding Company ard
vice president of the Central Relief So
ciety, also arrived home today, declaring
that AmericSDad earned the gratitude Of
the German people n the help in times
with him, which he turned over to Chan.
cellor Luther for the aid of tu~bercular
children. He quoted DR.. Luther as say
ing the food shortage was over, but that
there was still considerable suffering a
mong people left destitute BY the war.
, 1925-10-12
TELLER OF NEWARK FIRM AR
RESTED FOR SHORTAGE.

Charles, W. Sutton, twenty four years
old, of Avonel, a teller in the Ironbound
Trust Company of Newark, was arrest
ed today on a charge of grand larceny.
Trust company officials said the charges
were preferred because of a shortage
in his accounts. but that the amount of
the alleged defalcations had not been
determined The ~ Y Telegram Sept.
25tb.
, 1925-10-12
Defining ACTOR!

"Actor:-A person who makes $780, 600
a year some weeks" fhis is not the
definition which Webster would accord to
the word actor, but it is the one given
by the author Of the Cynic's Cyclopaedia,
says Book Chat. This "Cynic," who
chooses to hide in the ranks of anony-
nous, has a sense of humor which is not
always cynical, as he Processes. His de-
fhitions are always pointed and witty
and often goodnatured. "Affection, 3"
the "Cynic' calls the natural feeling
we have for everybody except cur rela-
tons A ,'~bootleeger" is "a person
who minds his Pts. and Qts." In the
same vein he defines a bore "a person
who doesn't give you a chance to talk
about yourself" The word ''adore''
comes from lad, TO get, and Scand. ore.
money, the "Cynic" AYERS, and means
TO love exceedingly" From A to z
this author fills the pages Of his Cyclo-
paedia with definitions which are funny
enough TO make even those bIase cynics
drawn by Herb Roth on the front cover
break into chuckles if they could read
what is behind them Y. Telegram.
, 1925-10-12
BUYER OF PROPERTY BOUND TO
PROTECT 300 YEAR TREE.

Although the Cedar of Lebanon, which
was brought to Flushing from the holy
land more than a century ago, soon will
be hemmed in On all sides by apartment
houses, the tree, now 300 years old, is to
be given a chance to live on, says The
Associated Press.
A clause in a contract for the sale of
the property arranged by Carroll & Nc
earthly says that D. Boggie, the buyer,
must preserve the tree by edecting a six
foot enclosure around the landmark. 1t
, 1925-10-12
is between Myrtle. Van Ripper and Nit,
chelI avenues. Ibid.
BackStage Lure Gels Harry
ThaW Into Fist Battle.

Harry Thaw has been driven off of
Broadway-mayhe. He has gone as far
as 125th st. to be greeted there by a
theatre managers fist.
There was q dis urbance Yesterday af-
tciliJon at tn" stat ua.r az ,'@ Apollo
burIeeQue theatre. A tall, gray haired
man, hose face was familiar to everv
one, was forcing his way in. He asked
to see Fannie Albright. d featured mem
Der of the show.
Since no visitors are allowed backstage
at the Apollo, some one summoned Man
ager Paul Slayer.
Harry Thaw, Eh?"
He took one look at the intruder and
then asked a sort Of a ~bodyguard who
had followed him in, Isn't that Harry
Thaw?" The other admitted it was.
Il want to see Miss Albright" pleaded
the slayer Of Stanford White.
The n. mayer was politely obdurate.
But | know her," objected Thaw.
Pm allow ed backsta2e at theatres down
town and ! don't see why | can't here"
An lmprCmptu Bout.
Manager Slayer deemed discretion the
better part OF vaior. He t~eieph0ned fo,
the police. But beior- a policeman ar
rived Thaw's choIer rose. Anticipating
a blow, the manager hit first. Further
fsticutfS were aVerted by the arrival of
PatroIman Anthony lppoiitO.
After brief and futile argument with
the p%olicenan an, 1haw lefttie theatre, went
out on l25th st. and left in a taXicab.-
Sunday NeWS, Sept. 27th.
, 1925-10-12

possessions in order to assure the safety
of their cherished aud precious rentes,
1t is not generally known that an offer
was made by France for the surrender of
these West Indian possessions and of her
colony of Guiana to the United States on
the eve of the Disarmament Conference.
But as the result of advice by certain
American friends and chauvinist Paris
politicians the offer was made in so IN
, 1925-10-12
TRAINS COLLIDE IN TUNNEL;
ONE DEAD AND FOUR HURT

STEUBENVlLLE, Ohio Friday a. P.)
One tair man was killed and four
others were badly injured, one perhaps
fatally, when a Pittsburg and West Vir-
ginia freight train ran head on into a
coal train in the coal mingo tunnel, near
here today.
E. J. Moleskie, a brakeman, was
crushed 10 death. E. c. Davis, fire,
man is in a serious condition. The cause
Of the wreck was assigned to a mixup
in signals. The N. Y. Telegram
, 1925-10-12
Wit and Humor.

AS usual-"Mamma,' asked Freddie,
are we going to Heaven some day?"
I wish papa could 90, tco." continued
the little fellow.
Don't you think he wiII?" asked his
mother.
"Oh, no." replied Freddie. He could
not leave his business"
, 1925-10-12
Republic Sure Says Or. Wirth
e. -Chancellor, Here, Tells of Ger
man Confidence in Its Permanently.
1.-THE New York TeJegram)

DR.. Joseph Carl Wirth, forty-siX years
old and a bachelor. and Chancellor OF
Germany during the stormy reconstruct
ton days of 1921-1922, believes in the
permanency Of the German republic and
says the German people approve its con
tinuatiOn,
DR.. Wirth, who arrived here today on
the Stuttgart. of the North German
Lloyd Line, added that Germany de-
serves the confidence Of other nations of
the world for preventing the spread Of
Communism in the middle states of Eu-
rope by stamping it out in Germany. He
has been a member of the Reichstag
since 1912, is a professor in mathematics,
is paying his first visit to the United
States as a delegate to the InterparIia-
mentary Union and is the first of the
thirty members to arrive in this country.
The former German Chancellor was
met down the bay by DR.. &. Baer, sec,
retarp of the German Embassy, and up
on arrival of the boat at South Brooklyn
he was the centre Of demonstration by
German Americans ard German officials,
including Carl Won LeWinsky. German
Consul General; Dr.. H. Won Wuenfig,
Commercial Attache al Washington; Ma
than Burkan, Democratic Leader Of the
Seventeenth Assembly Distinct, who
knew DR.. With abroad, and DR.. Francis
NJ. Schirb, president Of the United Ger
man Catholic Societies.
The doctor, who is six feet tall, with a
ford complexion. speaks English with
some difficulty. He said the German ma
tion was satisfied with Won Hindenburg
as President that Won Hindenburg was
an old soldier who understood discipline
and who hac taken the cath of office and
would undoubtedly uphold it as well as
be a good PRESIDENT regardless Of party.
Il am convinced that the republic will
live" said the former Chancellor. He
declared that he did not expect a return
to a monarchy, adding:-"In ny lexicon
there is no such word as monarchy.
The German people are diliRent and
working hard to sustain the republic in
every way. 1t is the ambition Of Ger
mans TO impress the world with their SIM
cerity and to continue the present form
aE
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-26

similar class. So are Hoppe and
Schaefer in billiards. Weissmuller
in swimming and SO On. They're ali
consistent in their respective fields.
With the baseball pitcher it's a
bit different, however. He may
have a record breaking season one
year. And a poor one the next. Few
Of them boast stretch of winning
campaigns in succession. Every now
and then they turn up with string
of very mediocre performances.
True, there are exceptions. They
are sprinkled here and there. Wal
ter Johnson, for example, is one.
Alexander's another. But they are
few and far between as a rule.
In the American League last sea-
son there were but four hurlers who
reached the "2O-game" group in vic
tories. They were Johnson, with %
triumphs and seven defeats: Pen
mock. 81 and nine; Thurston, 20 and
IA. and Shaute with 20 wins and II
whippings.
In these stirring days of lively
bascballs and heavy hitting, it is
considered somewhat of 4 pitching
feat to grab 20 victories in a sea-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-26

sons play. In other words, it's out
of the ordinary.
Whe re are these four "2O-game"
winners this season?
Outside of Johnson, the consistent,
all of them are far down the list.
Pennock and Thurston are hanging
pretty close to the 500 mark in the
won and lost columns, so far re-
moved from the "twenties" that
nothing but a sensational squirt
could place them in that class this
year. Shaute is even farther back,
chalking up but four victories in the
first three and one-half months Of
play.
Johnson Stands Alone
Of the quartet, Johnson alone
stands fairly good chance of being
repeater.
Consistency of performance-John-
son has it. In II complete seasons he
has topped the 2O-mark in victories
on II occasions, twice getting above
the 3O-figure. Many Of those cam
paigns he was toiling for second
division outfit. too.
Frankly. consistency of effort is
the big thing in sports, no matter
how you look at it.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-26
INDIAN DETOuR BREAKS
CROSS CONTINENT TRIP
Santa Fe Outlines Plan for
Unique Transcontinental
Journey Next Year.
VISIT OLD INDIAN PUEBLOs

Three days of luxurious automo-
bile travel to ancient Indian pueblos
and through the New Mexico
Rockies. rich in legendary lore, will
be offered travellers to the Far West
next spring and summer. The tour
outlined provides break in the
transcontinental journey. Announce
ment of this combined rail and mo-
tor trip was made by w. j. Black.
passenger traffic manager of the
Santa Fe System.
Comfortable automobiles will GOV.
er about three hundred miles Of
mountain road in leisurely fashion,
allowing ample time for visits to the
historic spots in Old Santa Fe, the
Inhabited Indian pueblos Of Te-
sulue. Santa Clara, San Juan and
Santa Domingo. and numerous 9TH
er places In the upper valley of the
Rio Grande.
1t Is to be IN all-eXpense motor
trip. with everything cared for by
the expert Santa Fe-Fred Harvey
management. All reservations for
hotels. all meals. all the usual petty
worries Of such trip have been
eliminated. the traveller merely TAX
Ing his seat In the car and giving
himself up to the enjoyment Of the
trip.
Special autos Of new design will
meet Santa Fe trains at Las Vegas
and Albuquerque. These two cities
have important station hotels and
will be starting points for the In
dian Detour. as the tour has been
named,
One Of the most interesting of the
places to be visited will be the
world-famous ruins Of the huge cliff
pueblo ut Puye. This is most re-
markable example of communal life
twenty centuries ago.
Besides the regular three day trip.
travellers will be given the Oppor-
tunity for a number Of optional
side trips to well-known but little
seen places In the old IEac- SS.aaiSh
Southwest.
For those who desire IL. privaso
cars will be provided, in charge OF
trained couriers
Gallup, In western New Mexico, Is
the point Of departure for several
Indian reservations. Canyon Is
Chiefly. Rainbow Bridge, Eel Moro
National Monument. Mesa Verde
National Park and the San Juan
Basin country. Motor transporta-
ton developments here also are in
vOlved.
Plans are being made now for an
other all-expense motor trip in
Grand Canyon National Park. in
Guiding the San Francisco Peaks
region near Flagstaff.
A process of making coarse cloth
from string beans has been patened.
at Budapest, Hungary.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-26
BY. ART CARLSON

Consistency Of performance!
That's the big item in sports. II
makes for success IN all branches Of
competitive athletics.
A consistent paStlmcr always com
mands Bag advantage when he takes
the field. For not only is his ability
known but he's certain to run or,
at least. compete truc to form.
Take Bobby Jones. for instance.
The Atlanta artist is rated with the
topnotchers In the Goliinp realm. Be
cause he's consistent. His game
varies bat little. Day IN and week
out he shoots the same brand Of
pastiminr close 10 par. Climatic
conditions. unfamiliaIity with the
layout and what not, matter naught
to him. His play is consistent. And
to marked degree
1ilden Is Anuther
Bill Tllden is another "Tcnnis"
lllden. as he is sometimes called
displays the same Superlative game
season after season. It's virtually
the same all tn. time. It's consist
ent.
Paddock, Hubbard, Osborne and
other track and field stars are in a
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-26

lions taken in the Veiva and Des
Laos vicinities.
Of the II farmers in the -Velva vi.
entity who signed applications, three
agreed to pay cash for the livestock
upon its arrival. The net worth of
the II farmers, as listed in the ap-
plication blanks, ranges from IS, 700
to $15,83O.
Carson.-County Agent Wilson
sent eight samples Of wheat to the
Agricultural College at Fargo to have
tested and the, returns were most
satisfactory. The lowest test was
1887 and the highest 1890. .
The yields of wheat by those who
have threshed in the vicinity of
Carson is very good. The yields
running from 10 to 80 bushels per
acre. The quality is fine. M. S. Nc
Dowall to the north of Carson thresh-
ed field of wheat that averaged 80
bushels to the acre.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-26

in front in several departments Of
play.
For instance, they lead in club
batting with a mark of .305, one
ahead of the Philles. In Cuyler
they boast the premier run-getter
of both circuits; the same player
also ranks high in triples, while Max
Carey, another Pittsburg entry, is
showing the way in doubles and
bas estealing.
All in all, the McKechnie crew
has quite corner on the club and
individual honois.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-26
UNIQUE SPECTACLE AT WILLS RYAN
NET MATCH

the innovation. removing her shoes
early in the clash. Miss Wills fol-
lowed suit during the second set.
The match was conducted under
very unfavorable conditions. In fact,
the American champion had protested
the playing Of the sets before she
went out on the court.
AT any rate, the sight of the two
contestants going through the match
sans footwear offered something
unique to the gallery, something
quite unusual
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-26
The Nut Cracker
TOURING

TOURING
Touring is u form of wandering
fever with leaky valve complications
and shivering fender nausea, affect
ing citizens of both sexes with un-
trammeled ferocity. if not worse.
When touring bacilli alights on
unprotected vistas Of weak but
proud flesh and begins yodeling in
low plaintive tones there is nothing
to do, and victim promptly proceeds
to do it with eclat and finesse.
First thing incurable touring sap
does is to exchange equity in Yer
mont pasture for loud speaking fl,v-
yer, insect-proof tent, road map
to nowhere and set of hard boiled
manners.
Next stop is Fresno, Calf, where
grapes hang high and quakes rumble
low and where cinderellas don't have
to wait for foster daddies to adopt
them at flexible age of l6 to II or
what size dress DO you wear?
Americas highways today are re-
plete with endless chains of mud
spattered vehicles Of all ages, breeds
and aromas rumbling from point to
point in frenzied determination to
reach nowhere and reach it quick.
Chief objective of chronic suffer
ing from touritis is gaudy collec-
tion of multi-colored banners attest
ing to beautiful horrors of nights
spent under dripping trees at Flat
head, ILL.,, Eyetooth, Okla, and Lam
tern Jaw, Mimi.
Tourists returning to own back
yard with any part of his tin model
rattler not covered by blazing bunt-
ing reading Excuse My Dust" or
I'VE are the jolly Three" runs risk
of losing amateur standing in Inter
national Order of Lunlheads.
Greatest pleasure tourist gets is
in suffering torture. To him detour
through yawning mud holes and over
tricky mountain passes is sweet
music, and mess Of fish cooked in
stylish ashes near abandoned brew
cry is heavenly delight. :
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tourists in this country, II laid end