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The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-05-21
Matrimonial
FREToN-THoMPsoN.

FEEToN-THoMPsoN
In the West Grove NJ. E. parsonage
Rev. j. ]. Messler united in mar
rage Saturday night Miss Elizabeth
Thompson, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
David T.. Thompson of Freehold, and
Robert Fenton Of Clarkbsurg, N. J
The bride wore dress of poudre blue
Canton Crepe with hat of blue and a
corsage bouquet Of lilies of the val
ley. She was attended by Mrs. Os-
car Thompson ofHOcean Grove, who
wore periwinkle blue Canton crepe
dress with corsage of lilies Of the
valley. Oscar Thompson brother Of
the bride, was the best man.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-05-21
At Washington

The graduating classes of the
Manasquan, Atlantic Highlands and
Point Pleasant high schools Monday
left for an annual three days OUT
ing to Washington The classes will
be under the supervision of William
Pedrick, general eastern passenger
agent Of the Pennsylvania railroad
and Supervising Principal and Mrs.
E. E. Knutsen of Point Pleasant will
be chaperons.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-05-21
American Apples Make
Hit With Europeanl

Berlin.-American apples are given
first choice by the retail consumers
of Europe, according to the Berlin
bureau Of the United States Depart
ment Of Commerce, which has investi-
gated the subject.
Fruit dealers declare that Ameri-
can apples taste better, have more
character and can be kept longer than
any other kind ON the market.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-05-21
NEW JERSEY STATE
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATIONS.
THURSDAY, JUNE 4th.

Open to male resid ents of Monmouth
County:
Chief of County Detectives,
Salary, maximum not to exceed
So, 500 per annum.
Vacancy,
County Detectives,
Salary 81, 800 to So 900 per annum.
Vacancy.
Blanks should be filed five days in
advance of the date set for the exami-
nation
Apply Civil Service Commission,
State House, Trenton, New Jersey.
may21-1t
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-05-21
Frog Almost Prevents
Publication of Paper

West Chester, PA frog only
five inches long almost prevent
ed the publication of a daily pa
per here when it wandered into
the water main supplying the
building and impeded the flow,
finally cutting 1t off entirely,
denriving the entire building of
water for several hours.
Finally the meter was removed
and the frog was found wedged
in so tightly that not drop Of
water came through. When it
was removed the flow started as
usual.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-05-21

Notice. This is to certify that the
affidavit that The Monmouth Inquirer
Of Freehold, New Jersey, is owned,
edited and published by Maxcy Apple
gate, ST., has been sworn to and filed at
the Post Office Department.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-05-21
FREEHOLD

John M. Smith, Jr., and William
Clayton will enter Lafayette College
Ga the Fall.
Mrs Fred Touton, nee Miss Clara
Freeman, and two daughters of Cayey,
Porto Rico, are visiting in Freehold.
Almanza Crawford, clerk in the
local post Office, i on fifteen days va
cation.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Baird and
children, who have been spending the
winter in Florida, have returned to
Freehold.
A daughter was born to Mr. and
Mrs. e. Cecil Anderson of Buenos
Aires, South America, on Sunday,
May 10th. Mr.. Anderson is the son of
MIR. and Mrs. F. E. Anderson.
FREEHOLD REFORMED CHURCH.
At the Freehold Reformed Church,
Sunday, new hymn was sung. This
HYMN was composed by the Rev. Err
nest Bourner Allen and is sung to the
tune Of the Hymn "The Son of G d
goes forth to War, and is entitled "a
song of Peace"
On>Sunday, May Gath, the pastor, the
Rev. William Louis Sahler will preach
at both services, in the moring on" The
Great Altar" and in the evening on
Sin HeaveaP" This evening sermon
win conclude the series of sermons on
Gods Appointments with men.
May "a is Home Worship Sabbath,
and all families are urged to bring
their children to the church.
MARLBORO REFORMED CHURCH.
The new nag pole has been placed
this week and it and the flags are G fits
Of the Jr. o. u. A. nj. Prayer meeting
Thursday evening and communion will
be Sunday morning, May 81. Special
patriotic service Sunday afternoon,
May 3lst, at $50 o'clock. This service
will now be held annually.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-05-21

Wanted. - General Store in Country
Owner direct Box "a, Raritan, N. J..
Phons61 ., Somerville.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-05-21

Subscribe for
The Monmouth Inquirer
One Dollar Year
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23
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GRAND CANYON
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John "Broaday" Leonard of New
York, N Y, and Kansas City, Mo-, is
now pushing typewriter for the
Fred Harvey garage. He arrived here
Friday afternoon to fill the position.
The "girls" seem we'll pleased with
Mr.. Shirley's selection. Welcome to
our city "ol deah!"
T. A. Wolcott, general traffic
agent and service inspector of the
Santa Fe system, was visitor at the
Canyon Friday.
J. L. Elliott, general chairman of
the Order of Railway Telegraphers,
stopped over here between trains
Friday, calling on the operators at
the Santa Fe station.
Charlie Greening returned home
Saturday after a three weeks visit to
Kansas City.
Mrs. Shirley, wife of ]. E. Shirley
met with a painful accident Saturday
afternoon. The toboggan she was
steering swerved and hit tree,
knocking her unconscious. Though
sustaining several bruises she is now
on the road to recovery.
The regular Sunday trap-shoot was
held in the afternoon. The "boys''
were going strong when they were
interrupted in the midst of the con-
test by an accident due to faulty
trap. We are in hopes of having a
new trap installed in the near future.
The other clubs of the state will do
well to look to their '1aurels" as the
local club is out for blood.
E. "Curley" Ennis is suffering from
a severe cold. Nevertheless he is
able to take peek into the garage
paint shop five minutes before quit
ting time each day to see that Hub"
doesn't wear out all the sand-paper.
"Hankus Pankus' Allen of the Fred
Harvey motor repair shop left Sunday
for Los Angeles for 30-day vacation.
We are told that Hankus rented a
safety deposit box at the Ell Tovar IN
which to store his work shoes. Hankus
only wears No. 14's.
The Rev. Henry Walsh of Man
chester, Eng, was weekend visitor
at the Canyon. He is on his way to
nav his sister an extended visit IN
San Francisco. 1t is interesting to
note that the reverend gentleman was
a chaplain in the British navy during
the late war. In addition to making
21 trips across the Atlantic while IN
the transport service, he also took ac-
tive part in the battle of Jutland. he
IS also the proud possessor of the
Victoria cross.
The Rev. J. Armas of San Fran
cisco visited the Canyon Saturday.
He was heard to remark that during
his trip out to Phantom ranch ne
worked overtime saying countless
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23

prayers. Rather frank for a man of
the cloth-what
The Messrs. A. G. Wells, w. K. Et-
ter, J. r. Hitchcock, j. D. McCully
and v. H. Wilson of the Santa Fe Of
ficial family arrived here Sunday eve
ming on the presidents special, which
consisted of three business cars. They
are expected to stay here a few days
in order to see the worlds greatest
wonder"
D. Benjamin and r. H. Clarkson of
the Fred Harvey general office, Kan
sas City were weekend visitors here
The regular Wednesday night movie
show was given as per usual at the
Community house. A goodly number
of fans turned out and enjoyed a
thoroughly pleasing program. The
feature picture was "Ruggles of Red
Gap" which was followed by two
reels of comedy.
"Toots," the charming three and a
half year-old daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Barney Neal, has been i'll with a
slight cold However she is out and
playing again to the pleasure of all
who are fortunate enough to know
her.
C. "Red" Valentine is home again
after two weeks sojourn in Phoenix.
The usual Saturday night dance was
given at the Community building un-
der the auspices of the Community
club. Music was furnished by the
popular Grand Canyon "Cliff Dwell
lers" orchestra. A good time was en-
joyed by all.
w. d. Henry of Hermit's Rest, who
had been confined to his home with a
severe cold and sore throat is once
again on the lob. The "Dudes" will
now receive their usual post cards and
smiles of welcome on their arrival at
the Rest house.
H. B. Shope, Santa Fe B. & B. fore
man, left recently for months visit
in Oregon. He is being relieved tenn
porarily by R. Carter of Winslow.
John "Dad" Smiley has returned
from an extended visit to Kansas City
where he was called to the bedside OF
his daughter, who was i'll. We are
glad to report that she is on the road
to recovery again.
Alice Small, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. F. j. Smith, returned to Los
Angeles Saturday after having spent
the holidays with her parents here,
Alice is attending The Pages School
for Girls in the coast city.
Jack Tooker, engineer on trains
Is and IL, has been i'll with a severe
cold. He will doubtless be back at the
throttle within a weeks time.
Reports are that D. H. Alley and
Miss Lulu Murel have gone to Flag
staff to be spliced. Good luck to them
Latest reports from the hospital
at Fort Whipple indicate that the
condition of George Schweigert OF
this city is gradually improving fol-
lowing an operation for appendicitis.
Give The Sun your Job Printing.
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23

All ministers of the gospel engaged
in the active discharge of their min
isterial duties.
ALL physicians, dentists and at
torneys engaged in active practice.
5-All editors of newspapers, drug
gists, school teachers, undertakers,
telegraph operators, railroad station
agents, conductors and engineers of
railroad companies, express agents
and express messengers who may be
actually engaged in their respective
duties.
Such statement shall be signed and
sworn to by the person filing it.
J. B. RICKEL,
1-9-3t Clerk Board of Supervisors
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23
0RPHEUM THEATRE

FRIDAY JANUARY 23-"Open All Night" smart
comedy of Partisan life acted by cast of star play
ers Viola Dana Jetta Goudal Adophe Menjou, and
Ray Griffith. A story of a cultured womans search
for adventure another of Paramount,s famous J!l
forty. Also two-reel Educational comedy Admls-
sion 1Oc, 25c, 35c
SATURDAY, JANUARY 24-"Border Justice" with Bill
Cody. This IS a real good western picture with lots
of laughs thrills. Also two-reel comedy. Ad-
mission 10c, 25c, 35c. Matinee 1Oc, zoe, 25c
SUNDAY JANUARY 25-Betty Compson in Sam Wood
production. "The Female" This is story of South
Africa Dala Betty Compson) is beautiful, prmi-
tive girl known "The Lion Cub" She falls in love
with Col. Valenta, big game hunter. Barend De-
Beer, Dallas guardian is also madly infatuated with
her. At fashionable ball Dalla is ridculed by the
ultra-smart society folk She seeks DeBeer's SYM
pathy and tells him she wants to go to England for
three years and learn the ways of the "Englishers.
DeBeer proposes that she marry him and promises
that she need not be actually his wife until after her
return. She consents. Be and see the rest of
Sunday Also a two-reel Charlie Murray comedy
pats Patent" Reserved seats SOC, 35c, 25c Matinee
p. m, 1Oc 25c, 35c.
MONDAY, JANUARY 26-Richard Talmadge in "on
Time" Some never know when they are licked
that's why they What with villains
gorllas tongs crazy doctors and masked thieves
Harry Willis has his hands full, and you'll be sur
priSed and thrilled to watch him scrap Also episode
IL of "The Santa Fe Trail. Bargain prices, 1Oc, 20c
30c. Childrens matinee at M, &C.
TUESDAY, JANUARY 27-"Empty Hands, Victor
Fleming production for Paramount of Arthur
Stringers immensely popular, not to say sensational
story which seraly in Harpers Bazaar, is
highly dramatic tale OF a man and woman, the man
a product of outdoor life, mining engineer, the
woman bred in the luxurious life of city, who are
lost in the northern wilderness. The wins in
the struggle to food and shelter for both, but
falls in love with the woman, whom he had formerly
held in contempt. Her dislike for him also changes
to love Don't fail to this wonderful outdoor pic
ture featuring Jack Holt supported by Norma
Shearer. Also Star comedy Admission 10c, 25c, 35c
WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY JANUARY 2S AND 20
THE Fast Set" William DeMile production with
Betty Conlpson Adolphe Menjou, Elliott Dexter and
Zasu Pitts. Wives! Here's picture that shows how
fN axo bon6c cl0un UOU HuCh9 HOTn'S
film that shows you how to hold your wives.
Everybody! Here's entertainment! Also Pathe
comedy Reserved seats SOC, 35c 25c. Matinee
Thursday, p. M, 10c, 25c, 35c.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 30-"Sinners in Heaven with Bebe
Daniels and Richard Dix. The story of strait-laced
girl and confirmed womanhater. And what hap
pended when fate threw them together, alone,
thousand miles from civilization Framed in actual
South Sea setting Also two-reel Educational
comedy Admission 10c, 25c, 35c.
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23

w. H. Thompson, assistant city
clerk, was told the other night that
two figures could be added to 81,
and make it a smaller number than
before. He refused to believe it,
whereupon the interlocutor put a /
between the two digits and behind
them and the result was 912.
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23
NOTICE-WHO MAY BE EXEMPT
ED FROM SERVICE ON JURIES

Any person enumerated in subdivis
ions 1, 2, 8 and of Paragraph 1918
below, who shall file with clerk of the
Board of Supervisors of such county
a statement containing his name, resi-
dence, age and occupation, and set
ting forth the reason and grounds on
which he claims exemption from jury
service, shall be exempt from jury
service when they claim such exemp-
ton:
Paragraph 3518)
ALL persons over so years of age.
2-All civil officers of the state and
of the UnitOd States.
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23

/ Doug Roome, Joe Dolan, Chet
Black, Fred Lusk, Milt Powers, Dave
Tate, Sam Quay and E. NJ. Brown, all
over in Los Angeles, have incorpor-
ated to market new super dingodyne
radio they have severally and con-
nectedly invented, and this is the pre-
4 face of their prospectus:
! There have been all kinds Of super
and all kinds of dynes but here is the
superest dyne of them all Annihilates
distance. No aerial, ground, batteries,
tubes, loud speaker or head phones
required. Control has been reduced
to sc dials and 127 knobs. Any sta
1 ton in the world comes in so loud it
sounds like coal in chute. Marvellous
compactness. Set measures IL inches
square and 20 feet long and can read
lily be housed in any average armory.
| This set will not receive static. Free
roller skates provided for getting
from dial to dial. Price $4627. Over
two years to pay! Modest down pay
ment Of S42.61, and no interest charg-
ed on the remainder. Can be bought
in SO sections if desired. Some folks
buy one section every Christmas. Try
it! The Anyclame Radio Corporation. :"
The kittens measured feet 3 inch
and were some six or seven months
old. The old lion measured 7 feet
from tip to tip. Mr.. LaZear says the
horns are the prettiest and most SYM
metrical he has ever seen.-WinsloW
Mail.
no 4bo y,oaoc,ro,,ooptc ;,J;oo+o
spread of antlers or longitude tip of
horn to tip Of tail?
Plutarch--"I am sorry that | have
no more lives to give to my country"
Samson-"I'm strong for you, kid"
Jonah-"You can't keep good man
down."
Cleopatra-"You an easy Mark
Anthony"
David -"The bigger they are the
harder they fall"
Columbus-"I don't know where I'm
going, but Pm on my way.
Nero-"Keep the home fires burn
ing"
Solomon-"I love the ladies'"
Noah-"It floats"
MeCnuSelan-- Inc llrSC HuHuTeu
years are the hardest"
Queen Elizabeth to Sir Walter Ra-
leigh-"Keep your shirt on"
Ralph Davis overheard this, and
dassent tell who the folks were:
Wife-"It says in this paper that
men grow bald because of the intense
activity of their brains"
Husband Exactly. And women
have no whiskers because of the in
tense activity of their chins."
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23
CHEERFUL CHIRPS
(By "DEL.")
nonsense those
along and is grabbed off.
(By "DEL.")

The crossword craze seems to have
stimulated all sorts of freak mental
test stunts.
Joe Rickel rushed in the other day
all excited over new one he had. 1t
seems seven Jews were to divide $28
and they were trying to find out how
much each was to get. One of them
said he could figure it out by division.
He worked it this way:
Seven won't go into 2, but it goes
into one time. Seven from %
leaves 21. Seven goes into 21 three
times. So the answer is $13. His
figures looked like this:
7I2SI13
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23

City Engineer Frank B. Goodman
handed in this old advertisement, not
unique perhaps when it was originally
printed, but interesting now in the
conception it gives of conditions exist
ing several decades ago.
Having sold my farm and | am
leaving for Oregon territory by OK
team, will offer on March l, 1849, all
my personal property, to-wit:
"All OK teams except two teams,
Tom and Jerry and Buck and Ben, 2
milk cows, / gray mare and colt, one
pair oxen carts, one lot poplar wealth
er board, 500 to 1000 3-foot clap board,
1900 10-foot clap boards, 1900 10-foot
rails, 1 60-gallon syrup kettle, So
sugar troughs, made of white ash
timber, 2 spinning wheels, 80 pounds
mutton tallow, l large loom made by
Jerry Wilson, 800 poles, 100 split
hoops, 100 empty barrels, 1 32-gallon
barrel of Johnson Miller whiskey, Z
years old, 20 gallons of apple brandy,
1 40-gallon copper still, l dozen reel
hooks, handle hooks, 3 scythes and
cradles, 1 dozen wood pitch forks, one
half interest in tan yard, 1 32-calibre
rifle, bullet mould and powder horn,
rifle made by Ben Miller, so gallons
of soft soap, bacons, hams and lard,
40 gallons sorghum molasses, 6 head
of fox hounds, all soft mouthed except
cne.
"At the same time l will sell my
six negro slaves-2 men 65 years and
so years old, 2 boys II and 18 years
old, two mulatto wenches 40 and so
years old. VIII sell all together to
some party, will not separate them.
"Terms Of sale, cash in hand or note
to draw per cent interest with Bob
Mcconnell as surety,
"My home is two miles south of
Versailles, Kentucky, on the Mr..
Couens' ferry pike. Sale begins at 8
a. m. Plenty to eat and drink"
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23

"Let Us Help The Yellow Jackets" /"
Headline of editorial in Mesa Tri-
bune.
We mistook one for sweat bee
once and let him light to feed. But he
went into reverse and since then we
are inclined to let 'em look after them
selves.
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23

One of the other Jews decided he'd
prove it out by addition. He put
down IS seven times. Adding up the
seven threes he found they made 21,
and the seven ones made seven.
Twenty-one and seven, of course,
made %, as is shown below.
13
13
13
13
13
13
13
21
%
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23

Another Jew doubted the correct
ness Of that figuring and set out to
prove it by multiplication. He multi
piled by and put down the result
21; then added in z times 1. That
proved the first Jews division was
correct. This is the way his problem
looked
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23

help Lou Kelly any when he was call
ed on to explain how the three boys
whose father died and left them 10
cows followed out the instructions in
the will which directed that one was
to have half of the cows, another a
fourth and another a fifth.
Finally it was revealed to him that
they borrow a COW from a neighbor.
Then one boy took half of the bunch,
or 10, another fourth, or and the
third boy fifth, or A. Each then had
his share, or 19 cows in all, after
which they drove the neighbor's cow
back home.
The Coconino sun., 1925-01-23

Give The Sun your Job Printing
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-22
NEWS|E IS PET
Of COUNTY
OFFICIALS
Lad, IL, Helps Take Care
Of His Six Brothers
and Sisters.

The pet" of the courthouse isn't
one-eyed pussy or any kind of
usual, everyday petit" is "Gawge,r
11-year-old newsboy and bootblack,
who hobnobs with judges and plays
pranks on 'shooter.toting "ossifers."
George Breig, 222 Chihuahua street
blacks the boots of Bexar's "Hiz-
zoners" and carries the news of the
world to thousands who come and 80
in the courthouse. George was not
quite nine years old when he entered
the business world "on his own"
Since he is one Of the Oldest of
family of seven children, George feels
the responsibility of his years and his
position, and saves his pennies and
dimes for his mother. He doesn't buy
ice cream or candy; long since he
first looked longingly at the soda
water stands, with money Of his own
in his pocket. he has learned to pass
tempting confectionery windows by
without moro than a passing wish.
And-psst! it's a secret Just now
George is saving a few nickles each
day for something he has coveted
these many years. Yes, it's pair
of long trousers You see, George
is going to school-he is in the high
fourth grade-and he wants to look
like the other boys. George denied
that he wanted those long trousers for
any reason other than the ambition
to be in style.
Nope, I'm not going to strut
around in 'em with any GIRL" said
George. Not me. know girls. They
make you spend too much money"
George is the little brother of most
all the big officers. And when any
body asks what the pet of the
courthouse is, the answer is always
the same
"Gawge."
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-22
MRS. MARY BARKER
DIES AT ATASCOSA

Mrs. Mary Bridget Barker, Is, died
at her home at Atascosa, Bexar coun-
ty, at 8 o'clock Monday afternoon.
Mrs. Barker was born in Ireland
and had been resident OF Bexar
county for 20 years. ..
She is survived by three daughters,
Mrs. L. Trawalter. Mrs. V. D. Kirby
and Mrs. John ]. Kenney Jr., of San
Antonio, and three sons, Il. E., T. J.
and G.. A. Barker.
Funeral services were held at the
residence at Atascosa, Tuesday after.
noon, Rev. Father Eugene officiating.
Interment will be in the Bexar
cemetery.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-22
CITY BUYS ORGAN
FOR AUDITORIUM

An order for a $4,000 organ for
the municipal auditorium now under
construction was placed with the
Moellcr Organ company Monday by
the city.
The instrument has 1900 pipes. one
Of the finest on the market. accord
ing to Mayor John W. Tobin.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-22
JUDGE WILEY A. BELL
MAY DIE OF INJURY

WALSENBORG, Colo, Sept. o.
R)-The condition Of Judge Wiley A.
Bell of Dallas. Tex, injured serious.
ly in wreck Of Colorado and South
crn trains at Wayne. Colo, August
30, remained unchanged today. Physi-
clans last night announced that he
was in "critical condition"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-22
'GASOLINE Jazz ENDS
IN DEATH OF BOY

SPRINGFIELD, Ill, Sept. %
the fumes from an auto
mobile gas tank to get drunk, "
Harold Riffey, IA, was asphyxiated on
his fathers farm near here.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-22
u. S. COURT TO HEAR :
CIVIL PROCEEDINGS

Civil proceedings will be heard in
federal court in San Antonio the first
part of next week upon the return
of Judge DuVal West from Austin,
where he opened court Monday to hear
both civil and criminal cases.
Evening star., 1925-08-09

returned after spending several weeks
in Edgartown, Mass.
Comdr. and Mrs. Randall Jacobs
and their daughter Mary Jane left
Saturday, August 1, for Pennsyl-
vania, where they will spend a month.
Miss Kathleen Selby, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Selby, has gone to
Braddock, Va, where she will spend
several weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Abner H. Ferguson
and their daughter Margaret Lee left
Friday for Yellowstone Park and a
trip through the Western and Pacific
States. They will return to their home
on Huntingdon street the middle of
September.
Mr.. and Mrs. Victor Whitlock and
their sons, David, Victor, Allen and
Roger, of Cedar Parkway, are spend
ing the month of August at Sherwood
Forest, Md.
Mrs. William Foley and her daugh-
ter Elizabeth of Haymarket, Va, are
house guests of Mr.. and Mrs. William
H. Waters at their home on Mckinley
street.