The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-07-24

fFo angry political GOQ Qlu uOC seem
to proDitiate the rip snOrting ScObey
sal0onkeeper
KATZENJANIlIER KIDS
IN HOT WATER.
But the exacting demands of the
radeubtable Barry put the ''KatZen- 4
iammer Kids" in a sad position. The
destruction of the wet goods supplies I
If Barrv's competitors has caused a F
miniature political earthquake in the
ccobev underworld. They dO not like
the idea of the KatZenjammer Kids
raiding every salo0n-keeper's place
but Barrvs. They have due respect
for the power eff Barry's money bags
and the way he handles the cOckroach
politicians and some preachers in
Scobey but they say they are not get
ting a square deal and that they will
tell the world and particularly Dan
els county about it next year. This
has a depressing effect on Lawrence
and Nyquist, whose past political
gvradons got them Gin bad" with the
farmers and whose present ccrkscrew
evolutions put them Gin Dutch with
all the saloon-keepers outside Berry's
charmed circle.
THEY SNEEZE WHEN
BERRY TAKES SNUFF.
Perhaps the "Katzenjammer Kids"
are more deserving of pity than CEN
sure in their present dilemma. Our
readers will remember the days when
the ferocious Berry chased Sheriff
Lawrence and County Attorney Ny
Quist out of his saloon az the point
of a gun. Lawrence's bright new
tin star seemed only to infuriate the
Scobey wet goods merchant when ne
showed the warrant drawn by Nyquist
to King Berry. The sight Of the
cooked trigger and the wicked barre
Of BarTy's ever ready gun, as well
as the physical contact of the toe Of
Barry's boot with the rear end Of
the Sccbey sheriff's anatomy, left ;
visible impression OH the otherwise
chaotic mind of the pliable Mr.. Lawr
ence. The conquered law officers
seem to have accepted Barry's die
tated peace and sneeze every time hi
Majesty takes snuff ever since. In tn
raid, they must soon make on tn
smoky palace of the Wet Goods King
to placate the Attorney General an
the rebelicus decent citizens of Dan
iels County, the Kids may be truste
to send calling cards to His Majesty
He will then have the necessary hal
dozen bottles of Prince Albert or Sas
katoon all polished up and on til
shelf for the rare occasion.
THE GHOST OF
CARL SiEGERT
The Berry and Bill Stephens an
SD Bennett political triumvirate ar
their oficeholding subjects rave ;
Senator Taylor every time the
thoughts find their way into co
type. This time they call him
patent medicine faker" More
Bery's jealousy because Taylor
medicine kills the germs and cur
the disease while Barry's brand maxi
Scooeyites climb telephone poles al
ue sewer rats Of the town bite pas
es by with impOtent rage. Berry
getting so selfish that he throws
III every time anyone else attempts
sell liquid medicine not only in Sc
9ey but anywhere else. Enough
ms Majesty of Scobey this time. 7
next time we see the Inspired Wo
u Barry on his OfficehoIding retail
ers IN print we will PROFOUND sol
mighty interesting questions abe
,1e ghost Of Carl Seigert that wal
yAe streets of the border town, a
hau1ts the dreams of some of
residents like an awful nightmare.
I,AEIRASTATE EDITOR RAVES
AB9UT INTERNATIONAL
AFFAIRS.
We do not like to 90 hunting
small game or shoot out of sea.
yuJ while we are referring to
osflng of the bull pups to the W
o- sS we might as we'll take cogr
s esee OF the journalistic spaniels e
~ u mere Just across the Dakota
.. ~ Grenora there is published une
SIo. Nose mosquito sheets supported
@ -ualn Street advertising, under
Iane OF Grenora Newsmau. It's
iIGr' Paul Paulson, while one Of
od,.Yi n4iieSt spectacled old men
eotlu oot expect to meet in a days w
SC1S hke an escaped lunatic in pr
amongst other things he thinks
MO- %yQr Is a clever scoundrel
Iol'S TO deliver eastern Montana
s zap Of Tchitcherin, who conc
eu master mind under plausible
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