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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-30

papers where that several thousand Aer
can school teachers gone Europe third class this
er Mavruss" Abe Potash remarked the other day. land I'll
bet that of American school trustees take it as per
from the steamboat companies because they amt got
fourth class, fifth" ,
ut amt school entitled Europe the
IKE any other Americana" Morris Perlmutter asked
mot by they amt Abe declared "A school
when he fixes the salary OF eacner Igres ha
school teacher ought spend his vacation in earning enough
money to during of the therefore, Nav
russ afford Europe by any other
route than swimming understand practically admission
of the have been handng over %
hard earned money patrons the steamship companies
c1aeees neople
American customs, shouldn't ought to have any extra
money handed them, yundersand it's steamship companies
Bu If the emigrants have from the steam;
ship companies surely nobody grudg them the school teache
asay school trustee school teacher should
ought anyhow in moderation and should ought 70 wear
enough clothes keep teeth from gathering Abe SAID
when travelling, Mawruss what IS schoo teachers
legs for" .us o,.-, otff,;.,. oor-
orally it's only kindness to treat school
teachers badly otherwise he wouldn't become something better
the reason why trustees school teachers
that they suspect well paid school teacher would learn me emil
For that matter MawrusS great many parents am so
friendly teachers and for the reason Abe said All
ing what they and believed be the English
until school teacher tipped off the children one
school teacher learns boy enough graner to desPec
his parents for saying: Where you till ten O'Clock this
Sure know" Morris agreed "But it the teachers fault
child home ten o'clock the evening, the
bad instead Of strap with buckle it,
THE PARENTS REVENGE
"Just the same Mawruss my idea that teachers
are which and school trustees
even viii the teller who put
80 a. tb prents and trustees never dreamt about including
the care Of algebra evolution and soppng
b | bead hut leaving it Law unless it gets absorbed by the
.," Eb declared Furthermore MaWruss American his
tory i 50 Presidents Generals Senators and Judges which
vas once school teachers understand teaching amt
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-30
THE GLARE OF THE LIMELIGHT.

For matter of Years he had waited and hoped for this
Day to All through the toilsome Nights ne had been
sustained by intrepid Belief that Day the World would
simply have to recognize him. He felt within himself the Pulsa-
on of Greatness and he knew that eventually the Uni
verse would vibrate in Sympathy
Well he began get the Vibrations and they nearly ruined
him. He suddenly discovered that One may not acquire
Portion of Fame without taking about three Portions of
cheap owdown Notorety Herbert the shrinking Violet sud
denly found himself in Class with the Ford Joke the Radio
the Statue of Liberty and Zegfeds Foes All the Farm
Hands in Iowa were fully informed regarding his Peca1ies
and Eccentricites and blighted Love Affairs
He found that he could stir out of Doors without being
traed by brazen Hussy in shameless Attire and sticky Rouge,
known as Publicity He learned in Hurry that the Laurel
Wreath had lot of Thorns it. Strangers crawled up the
Escapes to get Look him in his own Room. The Pub
lie Prints were full of yelled References to his Cheered 3reer
and was whispered about under Cover that his tough Novel
was really Story of his Own Life.
Which was fairly hard harmless Boob who was Just
as pure Rainwater.
If distant Relation whom he had seen, got into
lam anywhere it always came in the Dispatches that the
accused Party Cousin of the weknown Novelist This
is known as Advertising.
Mr. Prangle received countless Invitations to address the
Women and the Roarans and the Free Thinkers but he could
not generate sufficient Vocal Energy make Himself heard to
Himself In fact he couldn't do anything except sit in Back
Room and write on Paper When the fierce Glare smo him
he was scorched to a Cinder.
AT present his unmarried sister has him in the Woods
feeding him Gluten Biscuits and Milk.
MORAL: 1t is almost impossible for Drum
Major to pass along Main Street without being noticed
Copyright, 1920
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-30

NrE there was Greene who borrowed some Tackle
and went fishing off Catalina Island hoping that he
~ might get Nbble from Tuna. To those who never
have seen Tuna may be impaired that this Marine Monster
Minnow two sizes smaller than Submarine II Is luiy aS
lo,g Freight Car and if domesticaed could be used for
- p The Yap who rode back and forth across the
dancing Waves trolling an attractive Bait and begging the FISH
70 Give him some Trade was playing in rare Luck, because ne
~ ont Strike If he had the poor Woofus would not have
On another Occasion cheerful Imbecie polished up
t Rifle such as the MerryMakers at Coney Island use IN
,otng at sheetron Ducks and other moving targets ne
- - Row Scout Uniform and went out into the HIS Hopi
r.. he cod scare I'D Grizzly Bear All day he Scrambled
nd kicking at the Underbrush and making Noises whcn
were meant to insult the Bear and induce him 10 come o @
put up Battle The Guardian angels VINO Ivy fireworks
driven by Women and protect the Patriot who Buys -
t have been on k5 Job that Day because the dauteSs
Ninrod never saw Hide Hair OF GRIZZLY. mat Is why "
lived to get back home and eat hearty onPPei. h as
II bannened that Young Man who thought ne was
be.s he really wasn't came into sweet currency d
YOU could shovel with Scoop Shovel IN Three MCnS I
Night in select Club which has since been PauoIp ~
than three times he found himself gazing at hypnouc cue
even as an English Sparrow might gaze at the Deaulu Ou
oead before had seen so much Brunette packed into
fe Clothes and he knew that Life would not mean anything 10
him unless he could be near her. nae the 80 or 40 KINDS OF
Pemry she was using and have all the other Johns chewing
their Wrist Watches in Envy. 80 r-, r,o,
This one made Poa Negri look like ClergyranS DauS
ter You could hear the Current cracking =.
The warming Child of Fortune tiled to semaPhore rev
Signals to the dusy Queen and get her interested Out e %
no Line on the Bank Roll and did not like the sort ont ne
wore with the Dinner Jacket she threw him about
Feet into the Air and rode away into the Night with Dig
Sausage Man from the West. ,.
For several DAYS the Sailors his Yacht had to watch MIN
~ n him from going overheard with the Anchor in his Arms
which would have been his only chance of sinking He thought
that he had been given Dirty Deal whereas he should have
been singing at the Top of his Voice. for If little Rita Pozea
the pnGsang Vamp had taken real Fancy him, it would
have cost him 100000,
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-30
The Fable of the Guy Who Was Hungry Fame Seeker

was planning to write Love Stories sizzling that he would
have Asbestos Paper? 10 look at him ne was JUST do
passionate as a Rubber Glove.
Even as the bloody Historical Romances are written by
slender Maden lust out of Smith College and all that Free
Verse about Nymphs dancing in the shadowy WILDWOOD IS
turned out by hardaced old Gouches wearing Oversoes and
Advice to the LoveLorn from Police Reporter so
was inevitable that this Clam would write about heavg 6"soS
and Cinging Kisses. $500 So,
For long Time the Immediate Friends and Relatives little
suspected his Intentions He kept producing Manu
that were rejected with Thanks They put up with his Decisions
and kept him hidden away in Cheerful Room where they
would not have to look him very often and consoed them
selves with the Reflection that there nx in every large
Family g,
Then there Day when the Book Reviewers all began
gbber and say that Light had appeared IN the Heavens
and it was Some Light. About 1000 Candle Power.
They agreed that Herbert Prange, author of Scared
Souls" was indecent audacious and salacous but Master
Analyst of all the Fundamental Emotions and Genius with
large G.
All at once his apologize Kin began running and down
the Streets asking everyone Have you read Herberts new
Book? ...
Soon after the Volume had been barred from many Libra
es and denounced from the Pulpit and Hollywood was de-
nanding the Picture Rights and the Tremolo Sisters were
camped on the Porch interview the daring and desh
Author claimed that Herbert received in Day. no less
than 100 Requests for Photographs and Autographs
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-30
POOR BRAKES BREAK MANY A MAN.

Two years ago prominent Member of the Chamber OF
Commerce OF Oklahoma City, Okla in Europe taking his
first real Rest since the Syndicate in which he was interested
struck the Gusher He watched the wheel at Monte Carlo and
being quick Figures and able to right through any PoPo
ston on the lump he felt almost that would be Inch
to win all the deprecated Currency and close the Dump
He sat UP for Nights and out two Pencils doping
System which could not lose He explained the Modus
Operand to his two Travelling Companions and said was
Pipe if backed up by enough Con to keep on doubling
He wanted Bill and Bud to put in $4,000 apiece and lei him
go and shoot the Place but they were ery and sad that
the Suckers had already put many Buildings and laid out
more Flower Beds than needed They cold around
the Ankles and devoid of Sporting Blood There Nothing
Stirring and consequently all of the Boys are back home and
living in comfortable Circumstances.
These Examples have been cited to prove that many
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-30
He Never Before Seen So Much Brunette Packed Into
So Few Clothes.

System and after he got into the Game he learned that he
couldn't escape. -
Mr. Prangle from the he in his Teens had nred an
aching Desire to be famous notorious acclaimed celebrated and
He wanted his Name on the Scroll so that his Mother
would be proud OF HIM Uncle Jason had always claimed that
Herb had broken Yok and all messed up inside OF the
Dome He wanted to prove that he erb belonged 10 the
Hall of Fame instead of Home for Collapsed Menalies
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-30
LOOKING THE PART.

To look Mr. Prange about the time he was eaSef Out
of College and began rambe in the daisy dotted Field OF
Literature would have been suspected that he had this
lurking Determination to Prove to the whole world that ne was
Heller He was skinny and wore powerful Glasses and had
buging Head like the large end Of Goud He was bashtu
Company Strangers often asked if he had passed through
anv Serious Illness when quite Young If attractive Cutie
gave him couple of roguh Looks and began to ask him pert
Questions he hammered for little While and then sank below
the Horizon
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-30

Cunn who thinks that the Breaks against him is really the
favored and pampered Child of Destiny Herbert j. Prange
of whom we compelled to write not so fortunate lie
went fishing and the Tuna got him. While searching for the
Grizzly he had the Tough Luck to find one When he smiled
the Beautiful Female she gave him quvering Embrace and
darn near smothered him. He found Chance to play his
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-30
MONTAGUE GLASS:

80 much profession as keeping the wolf from
while the school teacher working his way up TO get
ting bigger better salary out of the public taxes"
well my part opposed to feeding little children 70
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-30
The Married Life of
Helen and Warren
Fills the Good Will" Bag
BY MABEL HERBERT URNER-

"DEAR' these old shoes Helen
- emerged from the hall closet.
"You'll never wear them"
"well, what of it," Warren, fig
uring over his check book, did not
trouble to look up.
They're coming for that Good
Will Bag in the mornins-and I've
hardly anything in it,"
Good Will Bag? What the Sam
Hills that?'
Il told you about it when they
left it. Here it is" holding up
huge rope-handlcd paper bag with
the encirclcd motto,
l.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
ELKS ARE BUSY
DECORATING FOR
ANNUAL DANCE

Decorations which viii transform
Masonic Iiair and the Elks club
seam, into bowers Of purple and
white. afe beng installed ii both
places by jh" c8tagta'1mcut com,
nait,t- ju charge Il the FINS annual
dance which ui!l be- held Thursday
Night.
The dance IS o.yan for she pur-
ToSg cf raising funds Ia cuatfa he
Tx 10 conduct tacir charitable
&aff during Tie summer maathS.
Ja9ge NJ. W. Gonkline, rNaitcd ruler
81 the lodge, stating today lhat not
aHe cent q 4 trd from the proceeds
ii Tie dance is Used for any ether
parhosc tl@n Charts.
The main dance will be he'd IN
Masonic hail. with thc overflow
teiHg handlGl in he Elb> iodge
room Tie club rooms Of tae q.
gaHizatfon viii he turned oyer 10
those wishing 10 play canls and
Z her games.
\ cafeteria service will be oper-
atcd ~ the cab rooms. during and
attee 5he dance Tickets can be
obtained from &av member Of the
Tx, or hv calling a the lodge
rooals 1t Sixth and state street or
can hc purchased Al th- deer the
light ol the dance
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
THE WEATHER

los &NUEur.- And VICINITY
-I'ar-lr e.c-.E unsettled ~. th.s
taa tt a1a th aE " d -om"
a .." --.sl.-sattrr.
eouI-:Eb-. ,.AiIFJENLt-Faie
4A... a>t1E a-4ns-
.-,-> i.... sta..-.
4 s 1aau is 1.erc.r ono 100 sen
.1te -o ;.et foolish.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
Much Interest I'm
Contest by Bank,
Splendid Prizes

Greet interest is being manifest
ed la The d" New business Contest
which is htiag sponsored by the
SootE"au Trust and Commerce bank.
Due 70 geographical location the
branclte at lscoadido, Erawtey and
III Gentfo are combined in Il sepa,
ra.c aroap, aside from the rrmaiH-
ing hemchc, and mHin office.
Tie eaetes. which opened April
J. aad closes Ja3y u, is for the
purpose Of securing new business,
a#d Includes new accounts, both
eoHmereia :ad term. ~ well rs
safo deposit boxes, wills filed, cta.
tirst prize fer tie largest ndm-
her r accounts is $i60 in cash and
two weeks extra vacation with
P.s4. rhe emislese who secures the
largest number of aggregate de
pasits alsa Is given Il similar prize,
the stme rs tHe shove mentioned.
Se, ond prize IS so and one extra
week : vacation with Lay and third
Pfje N 80 cash.
Rewards MI Be eiVon 10 eve~y
enc entering tha contest. whether
he wins aay q the tlrec first priaes
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
VALLEY WOMAN WRITES OF THRILLS
And R0NANCE OF ALEXANDRIA

rUt jEeH away- a~ lovingly a4d aS
tamrlg s mubrg rat he tiHH
ha5r to rest.
VIC went elrouIh the Eo@aaorus
a&1a5a Yesterday afternoon. IL was
ID glorious -iEhj; rue day was IDEAL
.ad ~ ~ sam att at tic places,
3saanaAI aud sacred win religions
lore. al NythoiuEical legends, we
! felt. rs if life itself wo81d be ali
:ao short sPnt on these g.urioos
+ SHORES.
. We 1aas some purchases. Lucky
bea}s ast. - al tie fatites here
ahou, 4se - wand oft faa Evil
+ I've. Exquisite gabEaidaei bought
from t3lr H=e#Hf,=i== ii Nefsa aaa
Rau@aa.a were t5-he lad IL less
taat ~. a>Ual saaa. fhefe Ware
- he hal tar almost nothing. aea0-
t.8HI ~ : brought iato lie toan-
ny h. Russian refugees 0nea
wealthy. raW lereIled 10 that rlace
III llfe. where tIez patAet.eal.N be4
Ter their daily br,-ya.
I ,s.-E liza. ii these ta..z..lS al
ii agr lr..a5~ II America might
.o1 = Wo re Iife in its Haics-
-. n is abiectiau. On boart our
vessel tire Jews, thanks - Rc.hs-
oEif@, ar, ~warMiag back % leila
Ele. Gtbt NeW Jeru>alew one thou
>mml strong. II IS indeed, Il lesson
worth While. far here We have LIE.
leat .ite ii ali is phases. Ard fnf
ach a> tneSe. redemption came. II
ias- we could profit lv tie example.
bu' Is magnitude : too profoundly
great Ter Is - understand. 80. with /
countless other mallitH1es W. sand F..
with Tie outer hfong.
Wacn we leave Tie Holy Land
We VIII 70 direct L. Franco, dis
em5arhia- q. Mas4eile@ From
fa#.ae. W. may 50 q &iee; = net
ne NH reeafu 10 Algiegs. going first
10 retzaee or steps in A.eXau.lria,
aa1 ,antiHop." Also, y will /
- Athens aua Naples. Ne ial ho1
i#teaae8 - ID tIa,, rs ear firSt
s.a..s Wege 10 staE in Nice until
i,8>t ws@h w5ea @e Sleula - 70
Raae. tor 5hat thrilling tine, :
it aa, been proclaimed IIolE Year
lv saa Paae. However, We will
exc. e..iy return u Paris 1ar lie :
season mtt Usfl weather arrives, :
aaa then 1a Switzerland, u lie coast !
Of l'asHee, H=e5.a.s - ptas4sss!Ie.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
BY Audrey ". Baker

Our most recent thrills were at
: Constantinople W. went sloH y
through the BoSuhorouS yesterday
again, and SIM tire miGarets a.
Sancta Sophia silhouetted iH SILVER
against the azure Of the skies. We
! saw, like u great .ieHel hl.ziaz IN
the sunlight the palace of The sui
tan, with The golden gates II Fe=
licitv, entrance 10 his great ##ftm
ashimmer III golden splend9. We
: looked again or ,hc Golden Horn,
where Jason. in Tie Argos looked
for the Golden Fleece. Ah, these
shores are 50 rich with le4eHdfN.
busy before history hegan, and WIN
history. after il began, that oHa aers
not know whera T. s.art Il tatk,
We had gorgeous time s. Caa-
stantinople. The SaEe.a sophia.
with its magnificent story e GhriS-
tianity; the great watch tower,
relic Of tie ages. bui3t 50 VAST, al.
so high. that one thinks Emerson
must have visited here Ter sooe q
his great inspirations. The baza@rs
leave nothing 10 Tie Aladdin Of
one $ imagination. Tine salorea
arches overhead, through Wa.e. a~Es
light never penetrateS; tie yelled
women accompanied by thor Gil
dren and their euuueEs. strangely
garbed people from every eoetor q
the earth; Oriental Paffumoe and
cosmatics fill tie ar. e%qa ,lte
hand craft brought from the syrian
and Roumaaian mountains; gorgeous
Oriental tapestries gladden. the
eve; strange odorS, fal ta>tlrs sights
make an impression 5Aat tine vi
never erase from oHe 5 Eiama.s-.
Alexandra, VII rs excavations
Of relies Of period six Thousand
wears before Christ i egu&ttv. o.
more, a place Of constant marvel.
Being a .Woman 5 Paee caatr.2-i
Mor. of course. tha markets hela
me- longest. Such clean twisted,
narrow streets, Such variety q
sea food, 50 temptingiy displayed
that q most iaded appetste must sat-
cumb. Such aa Infinite a=g1atE at
game: pigeons. s4eE. 1ae~e. si4ees.
gual1. every HfH- a3tt t9Hi# sf=ttsA
of. And flowers, UHe eaa'.a +
enumerate them Or psete2d t. have
heard of them before,
-ausI. s Enchanting
Music. sueh Is one dreams ~ aHl
seldom, perhaps. never hears, except
here. Every musician here is borH.
The Instruments are tAe hast tL@-
the civilized world knows. ate%aa-
dria, one Of The richest, if not
the richest city = the war5i can
afford tie best. ! never want t9
pretend even 70 know the scales
again. after listening u Just ore
selection from Lohengrin. as twe
artists played one aight, and after
receiving the piaulit, Of the molt--
tude, polished their instruments, and
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
s. T. Railroad
Company Faces
Damage s uit s

san FRANCISCO, April l5.-
Suits FOR $4,000 in personal dam
ages arising froe the Key Route
San Francisco and Sacramento rail
fouG W.cyk on the Key E9ute OAK
land mole last December are faced
toJ#, ~ the two companies ih-eight
superior coer, sans ou .i.e Aere.
y half million Ge,3ara IS involved
ii thg 4gits a Mrs. olga Howe.
Whose lees we ;nnp4tated, and her
huShand Marvin Howe. Two other
suits daIn9sd sI0i 900 each
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
Lady Cameron Is
Victim OF Bullet
By United Press LEASED Wire

PALERMO, Sicily, April ia
sensation heightened by the pres
enee here Of King George Y of Eng.
land was caused today by news Of
he shooting OF Lady Marion Came.
rem. daughter Of the Earl of Hu,t.
i"gdon, WHO is ia It serious coadi.
ton with 4 bullet in her lan&.
The British sovereign scat his
own physician to attcnd Lady Ma
ZION. The shooting took place IN \
hotel room. Friends announce that
/: WIS accidental and say Lady Ma.
rteh was examining II revolver whic4
exploded. hing George WAS visit.
ing Palermo during Il Meditar-
fan"an cruise in which lie is seeking
TO regain his health following an
attack Of Influenza.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
For Warm Weather Comfort
Poppy Wolfe Dresses 954.95

that Dainty Poppy Wolfe dresses in
beautiful cors
ou will want evorala renar
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
GOLDWYN. FL 4 -. .opUCER
70 WE'D FRANCES HOWARD

NEW YORK. Arril Ia Santae!
Gob5HFn. motpa pic Pad9ees,
au4 t.raaeea Howard, film aetrsss,
are t. be married sven, = VS. re
ported here te!aH. Vii, Heaare)
HIS r.ave4 f!&pper roles en- tic
stag aud In - movies fof the
past seven ycass. GollHya. uao or
eanizea thc Goiiwva @tetucs Cor
ror;l ioa. is row "a independent
producer.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
Plan to Bridge
Golden Gate
MAY be Realized

SaE FRANCISCO. April IL
Real.Htioa of rH, rlaH to t-il@a
the Goeea Gafe w.ta. :. >aaa. reach
ing from Saa Fr5eis-9 r. Il. NJ
riE eoga,F shore seas +" sep eln,aT
today. with tfis r.tF ready 10 join
tHe orse4 bli44 district.
Tile supervisors late = ,er1aH uU-
aaimaasle voted 10 5sia northern
counties under tue Cc4h. IN -
il win lr auellel a~ the ir-isla-
ture ID give -. FrUrl~co equality
L. til. arii directorate.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
Today
Tomorrow

Note-TTere is another one Of
the interesting travel articles
being sent to the Press by
Mrs. John 2. Baker, wsIl known
valley woman who with her
husband, former supervisor and
well known newspaper man o.
this section. is travelling abroad.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
Gary Woman to
Be Tried For
Murder of Five

CARY, Ind. April l5-Mrs. An
ia Cunningham 80. win BE- tried
on the charge Of killing her Aus-
band and fou~ children, if She is
proven sane, August Brener, states
attorney, declared today Mrs.
Cunningham is in the Jail At Crown
Point, near here, apparently too i'll
to stand the trip TO Cary.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15

Of these banks whom they wish to
aid in winning prize may do SO
by seeing them personally and Sc
curing II card, which is to be pre-.
scnted nj the new accounts window,
when due credit will De given.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15

or not, due 10 the fact that Ger.
tan per cent will be awarded for
each new account over five dollars,
tie larger the account the larger the
auauat aiiaWcd
Anyone having friends III either
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-15
TO RATIFY RUSSO
JAPANESE TREATY
Try United Press Leased Wire

PEkLN, April l5.-Formal papers
q ratification of the new Russo
japanese treaty We're exchanged
here to-day by the Soviet embassy
and the japanese legation.