Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-11-05

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Thursday, November 5, 1926
Those European countries are not making much Of a race
to see who can pay their debts to this country first
With the return Of long evenings the word puzzle
again taking the front seat
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The trouble with Europe is there too many ultima
tums
People in Chicago might try wearing clothes made of
three thcknesses of steel
An alien who from any land to this country not to
work but to break laws, should be sent back
When the tides of the Bay of Fundy have been harnessed
the effects of a coal strike will be felt the less.
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Ambrose Pierce author, wrote: "The greatest
book is a check book"
Speaking of detours the bootegger who takes ride to
the Milwaukee house of correction finds one
There is one good thing about the automatic traffic sig
nails found in Reedsburg Baraboo they ball out
anybody.
President Coolidge SAID something he uttered:
There should be action in the pulpthere must be
ton in the pews."
The League of Nations told the Balkan fighters to cease
quarrelng and go home Home they went The next time
they should be spanked
When you hear of good being advanced do not
always believe the individual standing by eating sour
grapes-it will help the rich to satisfy self ambition.
At the municipal election in Berlin Sunday there were
eighteen party tickets That makes majority rule some
what difficult.
It may be ventured the the Sank county jail who
saw turkey gobbers with plug hats their heads the
result of few drinks ofmoonshne wished the liquor
outside of him before the episode was over.
Have YOU noticed the rev pins with the following nscrp
ton flappers of you read this you too darn
close Plates bearing the foregoing automobiles
the past summer.
Six women and six men sat the jury in the Honey
Creek SANDER case which sisters the principals
jury evenly divided that should render salts
factory verdict.
In Berlin not Germany but New Jersey, animal ap
peared in back yard and fed the beast thinking
it dog Later keepers appeared from the zoo and
captured the ANIMAL wolf
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Woodrow Wilson while living was greatly admired by
and not considered great by others. In Barabeo
club icing formed by his admirers to study his life and
and in the some of his friends making fuss
because there is postage stamp bearing his picture
The late Thomas r. Marshall vicepresdent Ct the Unit
ed States in his autobiography says Ours no differ
from the average home in that community shall not
forget how the days began. First had long Presby
prayer that began in Indiana and ended in China
That far east as we had geographic knowledge
Then had teaspoonfu of qunine, and then we had
breakfast The years have gone by prayer and quinne
have disappeared, but thank God, we have breakfast
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We shall shortly have opportunity to test the claims of
the meeorologsts who say that long distance climatic
dicons possible, says the Youths Companion The
most confident of these forecstes has aked his reputation
the prophecy that the of 1926 in the southern
hemisphere and 1927 in the northern will repeat the
dons that prevailed in 1916 the famous year without
summer when there killing frost in every month of
the year in the northern United States cheerful pros
pect have nothing against the gentleman, but we hope
he doesn't know what he is talking about.