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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-04
! Ell PALS SE RESISTE
A GREER


No obstante. nuestros lectores sa
ben, porque va hemos informado de-
bidamente, que el 1ueves tiltimo Sc
reunieron en- el Palacio de SANTA
Catalina con Ell gObernador Towner,
los legisladofes que dirigen Ia cues
ti0n econ0mica en- ambes cHerpos.
" saben. taIubi6n que en- esa reu-
ni5n que Sc prOlong0 durante toda
la tarde, Sc discuti6 arhpliamente
el pfoyecto de Mr., EIaig, y que ell
'tsobernador recomend6 .eficazmente
su aprobaci6n saben tambi6n
nuestros lectofes que csa misma
noche Ia Comisi0n dc Hacienda de
la Camara estuyo relnlida hasta
atlas horas de la madrngada, dan
do los tiltiinos toques al proyecto,
el cual fue informado favorable
mente al otro dia. \ -por la tafde
Sc eelebr0 el caucus legislative, y
Sc acord6 q receso, pero para .te-
ner efecto despues de aprobarse, cl
presnpuesto q proyecto de in
conle-tax
\ yamos hablsl claramente.
Todos .5s contribuyentes, grandes
Y pequeilos, sinsexcepcion, estan en-
contra del proyecto de income-tax
que sc pretende irprebar. la protes
ta es pnanime, el frente de oposi-
cfon cuenta en- gris filas con todos
los contribuyentes de nuestra isla,
las Camaras de Concrete. los or
ganis1nos constitufdos. todos hun
protestado, y todos tienep puestQs
sus ojos en- la Legislatura, ayidos
de presenciar el deseAlaee y saber a
que atenerse Ell cuanto a .esa con
fianza que han depositado en- los
hombres que ocupan hoy los esca-
fos Legislatures.
Cada Representative, cada sena-
dor, tiene fiios en- ST los eontribu-
yentes de su distrito, quienes de-
sean saber 81 ha yenido a La Le-
gislatura defender sus intereses
O. dejarse arrastrar por una po-
Utica petjudicial,
En- plazas yscarrtllosy en-, n,los. mas
altos cfrcaios aiAaneiSrds, sSel cdmer
ia la situaci0n. y Sc dice que esos
representa- antdsi y sena dores no pue-
den olvidar hos deberseS que tienen
contrafdOs paEalscon los .cqptribu-
yentes que les llevaron al triunfo,
que estan llamades a rendir clien-
tas. de sus aeeiones, eHaHdo llegue
el nlomeuto pp0rtunes ffe.srz,e. s
( III pafs Sc resiste d Greer que el
caucus legislative hfyas impuesto Ia
aprobaci6n del proyectos. sipsla de-
bida discussion y estudio. FL proyec
: to de Mr.. Haigs n .es aprobado sig
nifiea stanto para el pals, que de-
be daFsele toda Ia atenci6n, todo eI
estudio possible Que sc le debe dar
cada representante una oportuni-
dad para expresar sus puntos de Wis
ia, puntos de vista que 81 Sc mues-
tran fiel al electorado, deben estar
aconsonancia con la actitud adop
tada por los eontribuyentes de Puer
to lsico.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-04
Continuation de IA Ia sAa
nmienda del articulo As.

SAAi1hCuud dcl d1tASuAO 80.
: "El taqufgrafo, al tomar 10 que
/. die al reporter de Ell MUNDO,
sobre el proyecto de ley municipal
que estamos discutiendo, no ex-
pres6 clara mi idea EN- cuanto a
la enmienda al inciso del artfculQ
45. Lo que yo die en- realidad
fue:
La enmienda al inciso (c) del
articulo As consiste en- aclarar la
intencion de la Asamblea Legis-
lativa en- 10 que Sc refiere al tipo
maximo que pueden imponer los
municipios como recargo sobre la
contribution de la propiedad, en-
ell sentido de que dicho recargo
no podEa exceder del Ia de la
vaIoracion de la propiedad, COM
putandose cualquier contribution
adicional para fines municipales
linicamente. De manera que los
municipios pucdan disponer en- SUI
totalidad de dicho 1fe, no COM
putandose las contribuciones adj
gonzales impuestas por la Asam-
blea Legislative para fines insu-
lares. Tai Y como esta la Ley Mu-
nicipaI actualmente, hay dudas
H
en-. cuanto q su verdadero signi-
fcado, pues dicha Secci6n As, que
en- la ley actual tiene el n1mero
49, dice .computandose cualquier
contribution adicional autorizada
a. presente, Que en- 10 future Sc
autorizare'', Sin especificar que
fines han de aplicarse estas con-
tribuciones, sis. insulares o innni-
cipales.
Esto Sc ha hecho, como Sc -ha
dicho antes, para dejar clara la
question, adn cuando el Attorney
General en- estos dias acaba de
resolver que el municipio tiene
perfecto derecho disponer del
10 en- .su toalidad.
Seg1n ell metodo en- vigor, ell
ia. para Sanidad Sc calcula sobre
los ingresos netos municipales. es-
to es, ell importe de la contribu-
cion sobre la propiedad (90I100
del 1ao) y aquellos ingresos CO.
brados directamente por ell teso-
rero municipal, como patentes, ar
bitrios, i1npuestos; arrendanien-
to de propiedades municipales, etc.
Seg1n este nietodo, el 259a pa
ra escuelas, conocido por (School
Fund j 10 se tofna en- considera-
cionl para catculars dieho i66a.
seE6H Ell ntievo fnetodo, Ell eFo
para ISanidad sse aplicara tniea-
metite asobrei I'll pfoducto de Ia con
tribucidn, sobre Ia propiedad que
han de recibir los nlunicipios, 0
sea 9OI1OO del 13e, incluyendo
q 25as para escuelass <.
Por el metodo en- vigor Sc re-
colectaran $202,6O8.52 y por Ell
m6todo que va entrar en- vigor
ell To- de julio del eorriente aflo,
Sc cobraran S153, ,068.22. Solo hay
unas diferencia en- contra del in
greso neto para Sandal de
$19,540.31.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-04
FAB(J[A
''The devil can cite Scripture
for his purpose"
SHAKESPEARE.

En- ell afio diez mil de nuestra era
el mar cubrta la superficie entera
de nuestro globo; pues cansads
Gun dia
de aguantar mala fe y bagabunderla
la TERRA Sc aneg6 en- breves mo-
(mentos
con los hombres y tOdos sus por-
(tentos
Debajo de las aguas, otros seres
tan infladOs de ciencia y de cultura
como hay ciertos hombres y mujeres,
y de una tesitura
moral muy parecida la de ahora,
(no obstante diferencia en- orga-
(nisrno)
filosofaban, discutian 10 misino
que los mortales disputamos: ora
81 la gallina fue anterior al huevo,
81 gastaban los angeles bigotes,
81 eran rubios los cafres v hoten.
(totes,
y otros mil puntos mas que no me
(atrevo
traer a cOlaci6n, pues la prldencia
avisa no abusar de la paciencia
Y fus en- cierta OCCASION, junto a
(unas minas,
aonde e$taban en- ruinas
de un largo tren hula los fur.
(gunes
que estas bellas razOnes a-
exponia. ante auditoriO numerOsO
nn sabiO aunaHe sin gafas cru
(dito
Y ST alguien encuentra este dudoso,
al archivo de entonces 10 remito
la especie invertebrates de Ia
(tierra
'tera tan colossal, que Ell alma aterra
;'recordar ese monstruo gigahteo,
"junto al cual fuera menos que
(pigmeo
"aqueI atlantosaurio fabuloso
"de quien cuenta la historic
"qre Sc zampaba un oso
: "como tragaba al buey la zanal1o.
(ria
"ioue v6rtebras' (sin duda los
(vagones)
"iQu6 pulnones, senOres, que ptl-
(mdnes
Clos neliFatieOs frehos) 'fHs aqul
1 s.dlsll.all /. Gun do j. Z
(La nnterna quizas, por sabio an
= a. stslA.}hNsI al Ctojol /.
>gDe piedras NADIA imas Sc alimsp-
.;ti 3iV aSa: (taba !! II,
Gel carbon senalabs)
''Y en- la velocidad de su carrera,
fftgus mil 3patas ems ruedas SO tro-
.GHas22S 8SEaS 81 75sh (caron:
s't'srara metanorfosisa verdade-
h S44s a (ra!
Un unanime APPLAUSE estrepitosc
sestremeci0 las agras de tai suerte !.
=.
-. ssss esa
Goue asi no pudo ser, lector, me
(dices,
til que en- leyes de acustica eres
(fuerteq
Pues 81 pudO, y 10 prueban las ma
(rices
de mas de un fara6nico erudito
n f,uiauae 10 1yardoS No iro,,oy.ta ~,
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-04
INVESTIGATION DE LAS
CONDICIONES DE VIDA
DE LA POBLACION RURAL


Tan pronto como commence a re-
gir esta disposition que he pro-
pueSto, Y que esta siendo estudia-
da por una Comision del Senado, la
Comision procedera a hacer una
investigation Y estudio de las con-
diciones de vida de la poblaci0n
rural de- Puerto Rico, especialinen-
te en- cuanto Sc relacione con los
obreros restdentes en- las .zolia.s rus
rales de la isla, comprendiendo di-
cha inyestigaci0nael gestlldio q fl
jacidn de sitiosss que, spor Esus leon-
venientes para la looalizaci6n = es-
tableeimiento de aldeas, conforme
las dispoSiciones de esta nueva
medida, y dicha coinisiof prepara-
ri u conservaras los pianos en- los
cuales Sc fndiearan los expresados
sitios, con sel area de tales aldeass
teniendo Ell consideration el au-
mento de poblaci6n y demas circuns
tancias que Sc relacionen Y que de
alg1n modo afecten Ell exito de las
mismas, estableciendo igualmente
el modelo a que habran de ajustar-
Sc las construcciones que sc lleven
efecto en- tales aldeas, Y en- di-
chos pianos Sc fijaran aquellas me-
didas, condolences cuanto mas
fuere necesario una buena urba-
nizaci6n."
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-04

donaci0n o mediante expropiaci0n,
los predios de terreno que fueren
necesarios Y convenientes para ell
establecimiento de tales aldeas. al
IDEAS que por esta nueva disposi-
ci0n quedan declaradas de necesi-
dad Y conveniencia pliblicas."
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-04
CONSTRUCTIONS

EN- las zonas fijadas por la CO.
mission para la construction AZ man
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Continuaeion de la pagina Il

te con unos y con otros, Y sabemos
que la inmensa mayorfa de los se-
flores legisladores estan ineondieio
nalmente en- contra del proyecto de
Mr.. Haig
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-04
GastOs generates de
un NTunicipio.

Los gastos generates de -un mu-
nicipio son aquellos que son necesa-
rios para la administration gene
raj y servicios de la localidad, como
beneficencia pdbhca, intrucci0n,
gastes de material, conservation de
edificios Y propiedades, obras pd-
| blieas. arregEo de GALES, plazas,
etc. etc.
A Los PATRoNos DE PTo. RICO
La Agencia General de Empleos
! del Departamento de Agriculture y
Trabajo, ofrece los sehores admi-
nistradores de centrales azucareras
y de fincas agricolas, administrator
res de establecimientos comerciales
industriales y jefes de oficinas
particulares, el siguiente personal
| inscrito en- sus registros, dentro de
los rrocedimientos prescritos para
| tai fin:
MUJERES:
| Cajeras, dependencies, mecan6gra-
fas, oficinistas, taquigrafas, sirvien-
tas. etc.
HoMBREs:
Mayordomos agricolas albaiiles,
delineantes, azucareros. carpinte-
ros, chauffeurs, dependencies de Co
nercic, dependencies de farmacia,
electricistas, farmac6uticos, herre-
ros, listeros, maquinistas. mecanicos
lnensajeros. mecan6grafos, oficinis-
tas, panaderos, pesadores, pintores
porteros, practicantes, quimicos azu-
careros, taq1igrafos, tenedores de
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-04
FL Senador Gonzdlez....,

adicionales sobre la propiedad pa
ra emprestitos.
TipO maximO que de acuerdO con
la secci6n 49 de la ley municipal
puedan los municipiOs iInpOner pa
ra cOntribuciOnes adiciOnales sobre
la prOpiedad.
Segdn esta Secci6n de la ley, es-
tas contribuciones adicionales, o re-
cargos sobre la propiedad, no po-
dran. exceder del uno por ciento so
bre la valoraci0n de la propiedad !;
eomputandose ,cualquier contriBu-
ci0n adicional sobre sdicha valera
ci0n autorizada; al presente que EN-
10 future Sc autorizare.
En- esta disposition no Sc explica
claramente 81 en- las contribuciones
adicionales que han de computar-
Sc para formar dicho uno por cien-
ito. han de contarse las impuestas
Ipor la ASamblea Legislative para
fines insulares 0 81 el uno por Glen
to es solamente para fines munici-
pales.
La enmienda que Sc. introduce a
Ela ley municipal en- esta Secci6n 40
aclara la intenci0n de la Asamblea
Legislative que no es otra que con-
ferir los municipios la facultad
/: de disponer de un IIno por ciento
sobre la Taloraci6n de la prOpiedad,
para imponer recargos aplicables
solamente a fines municipales, exA
l1cluyendo los reeargos impuestos
, por la Asamblea Legislative para
fines insulares.. s Il
+ Para Ia Asamblea LegisIatiya no
hay Ifmites Esta puede inpofer
tahta contribution como sea niece
saria para el bienestar de Elal isla,
y, por tanto. no tiene nmftes de
tningunal elase. il,l $50
! Sc acaba de aclarar completa-
mente, deslindandose los campos,
que por mas contribuciones que pue
da imponer la Asamblea Legislati-
va sobre la propiedad municipal,
siempre los municipios tienen la com
pleta libertad de disponer de un
uno por ciento para fines munich
pales. j.
Tantos por ciento que La Asana-
blea Legislative ha impuest0la los
municipiOs t. nTv
Para instruction pdblicas lin Is
por ciento del producto de la con
! ltribuci6n sobre La. propiedad' ap4 co-
,iresponda al 1hunieipio. sIsl
q Clos niuriicipios lta1nbien en- sus
pres.ipuestos. .asigllan partidasi pa
ra Instruction pnblica fuera de ese
tanto por ciento Y ademas hay uha
contribution especial, (SchooI Ta31
Para Sandal, seis por ciepto So
bre los .ingresos .por contribution
sobre la propiedad, que hoy se! call
'cuia. sobre el producto neto de to-
dos los ingresos del mnnicibio, IN
ciuyendo la prupiedad Il -
Desde el primero de julio de 1925,
los municipios necesariamente ten
dram que destinar de sus ingresos
sobre la propiedad un 81 por ciento.
Evening star., 1925-12-27

Fancy Linens,
Y Off
Lot consists OF fancy
cloths, scarfs and small
pieces to match up for
vanity and buffet sets.
THIRD FLOOR
Evening star., 1925-12-27

Tablecloths, $1.0O
Each
In plain white or with
colored borders of mer-
cerized damask. Round.
with scalloped edges.
THIRD FLOOR.
The Washington times., 1925-01-22

Miss Katherine Gather, OF
Savage, Member of Old
and Prominent Family

Every available man in and
near Savage, Md. has been re-
cruited to search the neighborhood
for Miss Katherine Gather, sixty,
a member of one of Maryland's
oldest and most prominent fani-
lies, who disappeared Monday
morning, penniless and scantily
clothed.
For three days searching par
ties of men and dogs have been
securing the woods, creeks and
highways near Savage in an eff
fort to find the elderly woman
Every clue has been followed to
its limit, but to no avail.
Victim of Breakdown.
Miss Gather has recently been
the victim of a nervous breakdown.
Sunday night she remarked to her
sister, Miss Halle Gather, with
whom she lived in the home of Mrs.
John Waters, that something
seemed to have snapped in her
head" Monday morning she arose
early and disappeared between s
and o'clock.
When Miss Gather disappeared
she was clothed in a thin dress and
slippers and an overcoat.
Search Parties Organize.
Searching parties have been or
ganized by Thomas Linthicum, of
Savage, and Leroy Corbin, Of Mt.
Rainier, who is the husband Of
Miss Gathers niece. Hounds have
been donated by Ellsworth Dixon,
of Savage.
The missing woman's sister has
offered a reward Of 800 for infor-
nation leading to the rescue OF
Miss Gather.
The Gather family of Anne Arun-
del county was established in Mary
land before the revolutionary days.
Many Of it's members won distinc-
ton as members Of the Revolu'
tionary Army.
The Washington times., 1925-01-22
STREET LIGHTS
NOT To BURN
IN ECLIPSE
D. c. Electrical Engineer Says
There Will be Sufficient
Visibility for Traffic

Although many other cities plan
to keep street lights burning during
the partial eclipse OF the sun Satur-
day morning, Washington will not
follow their example.
Warren B. Hadley, District cleo
trical engineer, said today 1t would
not be necessary.
Officials Of the Naval Observa-
tory have assured me there will Da
sufficient sunlight here" Mr.. Hadley
said.
Many suggestions have been re-
ceived by the Commissioners. One
man believes, to avoid accidents,
that police should instruct motorists
Of Washington to stop their cars
during the few minutes the eclipse
reaches its apex.
Telephone and telegraph will flash
throughout the country the time
schedule OF the eclipse Of the sun
on Saturday.
Plans for relaying the schedule
were completed today by the Ameri-
can Telephone and Telegraph Com
pany, the American Astronomical
Society and the Scientific American.
The signals will warn observers
who are going to photograph the
eclipse the exact second to be ready
to expose their plates. The flash
will last for less than a second and
photographers will have to catch It
ION the run"
The Washington times., 1925-01-22
SEEKS RELIEF
|. FROM ILLNESS
IN DEATH
Unable to Bear Suffering
Longer, D. c. Man Takes
Poison-WiII Recover

Despondent over i'll health, George
r. Craddock. 1927 Eleventh street
northwest, penned a note of farewell
and took poison at his home early
today, according to police He is
in serious condition at Emergency
Hospital. but is expected to recover.
Shortly after he had taken the
poison tho suffering man was dis
covered in his room, by Lynn Gales
with whom he lives. He was rushed
to the hospital.
Craddock's note. signed but not
addressed to anyone, said:
my health and strength are
gone and can't think anymore.
My mind and body are paralyzed,
and there is no use going on.
am doing the only thing to do
I'm cast aside and can't bear 1t.
1t is only a matter of a few hours
now. Goodby and God bless you"
Craddock is said to have a wife
and a seventeen-year-Old son Twins
In Canada.
The Washington times., 1925-01-22
FOR NEWLYWEDs.


The head of the New York
marriage license office offers
these "dont's" to newly married
couples, and they are worth
reading carefully:
FOR WIVES.
/. Don't nag: 1t gives men the ear
2. Don't let your house or yourself
get untidy. A wife Is judged by the
condition of her home.
8. Don't get peeved II he shows he
likes pretty face in your presence. j..
4. Don't gossip about neighbOrs'
troubles.
5. Don't trump hubby's ace in a
8. Don't make catty remarks II he
SHORES. Be sympathetic.
Z. Don't get millinery mania or .
clothes complex.
3. Don't cabaret unless, he 10 with
o. Don't encourage relatives to park
at your house.
10. Don't crouch II he's late for din
nef; smile q bit.
RULES FOR HUSBANDS.
1. Don't be tightwad. Treat her
2. Don't be kiIljOy. Make every
day q honeymoon.
5. Don't wait until she is dead to
i. Don't take bOarders, male or fe-
male.
S. Don't sneer at her dog II she has
one.
6. Don't think she is q dumb-bell:
treat her human.
7. Don't forget she works a. hard as
you do-and gets less.
8. Don't make fuss over other
women unless she Is present.
8. Don't treat her rough. She may
get that way with you.
10. Don't love her less or yourself
more.
The Washington times., 1925-01-22
JUDGES NAMED
BYCOOL|DGE
OPPOSED
Senate Judiciary Committee
Takes Up Mcmahon and
Sellers Cases

The nominations Of Judge John p.
Mcmahon and Judge Kathryn
Sellers were opposed today at a
meeting Of the Senate judiciary
Committee.
President Coolidge only a few days
ago renominated Judge Mcmahon as
a Police Court judge and Judge
Sellers for the Juvenile Court.
Charges that Judge Mcmahon does
not enforce the prohibition laws
were made before the committee to-
day by officials of the international
Reform Federation and the board OF
temperance Of the Methodist Epls-
copal Church.
The opposition to Judge Sellers
was on the ground that she Is too
arbitrary, but 1t was not made plain
who is behind the movement to pre-
vent her confirmation.
1t is known that President Cool
idge heard practically the same
charges while he was considering
the reappointment Of the two Off
cials, and 1t is not believed that the
opposition will be given great weight
by the Senate judiciary Committee.
The Washington times., 1925-01-22
ATTACK DENIED
BY TWO D. c.
FIREMEN
Lieut.. GIascock and Private
Sullivan Demand Jury
Trial on Charge

Lieutenant Richard Glascock, Of
No. IT Engine Company, and Pr1-
vate Daniel Sullivan, of the No.
z Engine Company. today pleaded
not guilty and demanded a jury
trial before Judge SchuIdt on
charges of assaulting Robert Alfred
Owens. the lieutenant's son-in-law,
of 1904 Twenty-eighth street north
west.
Policeman Pete Greece, of the
Second precinct, said that the lieu
tenant told him that as his SON
in-law was not supporting his wife
he merely hustled him out of his
house at Elsa Morgan street north.
west, when Owens came to call
yesterday.
Owens told the police that as he
was boarding a street car he was
approached hv ~G!as"ock and Sull
van who ordered him to go with
them to Glascock's home. He
denied that he had been cruel to
the lieutenant's daughter and de
clared that he feared TO leave the
Morgan street house Pending the
jury trial Glascock and Sullivan
were released on their persona
bonds.
The Washington times., 1925-01-22
An added feature on the program

An added feature on the program
tonight viii be lecture on textiles
by Benjamin H. Streeks, manager
Of the new furniture department of
the o. J. DeMoll Company, The
Homer L. Kit Piano Company are
also offering violin soloist eve
nings, and the Arthur Jordan Piano
Company a vocal soloist. These
concerts are being given at the
booths Of these concerns, and Is q
separate program from the stage.
Orchestra q Hit.
Happy Walker has made a big
hit with his Golden Pheasant Or
chestra. His special concerts on
the stage alone are well worth a
visit to the auditorium.
Through difficulty between the au!
ditorium management and its stage
crew 1t was impossible to erect the
proper settings for the furniture
lectures on the stage last night, but
the lecturers from the American
Homes Bureau overcane this diff
ficulty easily by illustrating their
talks through visit with their au-
diepce to the fifty model rooms fur
nished by W. B. Moses & Sons, the
Palais Royal, the Hecht Company
the w. D. Campbell Company and
the o. J. DeMoll Company.
Most Of the difficulties OF the au-
ditorium company have now been
overcome, and visitors are assured
that the program as published to-
day will be carried through from
now on.
The Washington times., 1925-01-22

courts II the Commissioners ap'
prove the trial boards verdict.
Some Of the best lawyers in
this town and one Congressman,
who is a lawyer. have told me the
trial boards action Is Illegal
Smith declared. II am going to
appeal my case to the District
Commissioners and If don't win
out 1 will carry 1t into court"
Last month Smith arrested an
army officer for speeding and took
him to the Fourth. precinct. He
consented to release the major to
get collateral. In front Of the
police station, the major inquired
of Smith whether he was connect
ed with the office Of Lieutenant
Colonel c. o. Sheriff., officer II
charge Of public buildings and
grounds.
Ordered His Return.
Smith says the major intimated
that he would take some action
against him because of the arrest.
Smith is then alleged to have or.
dered the major back into the pc.
lice station and kept him there
until he raised collateral.
Early this month. Smith was
brought before the trial board on
charges of conduct prejudicial to
the good order, reputation and dis
cipline of the police department.
EIc was accused Of arresting inc
same man twice for the same Of
Tense. The board brought in a
verdict of technically guilty and
warned him.
The Washington times., 1925-01-22
THE ONE. CONSOLATION.

The fellow inclined to be stout
Has little to worry about,
But q fellow like me
Is quite luclxless, you see,
With hundreds of bones sticking out
No fIapper would sit on my knee,
For when she. seeks comfort, you see,
Her sweet sugar lump"
Is q fellow who's plump,
Who's as soft and as snug as can be.
My kids like their uncle. who's fat,
They have q good reason at that,
They love him because,
Like their friend Santa Claus,
He Is chubby; I'm thin as a slat.
j sometimes have gone out to dine,
With a stout, chubby buddy of mine,
It's strange, YES indeed,
But they all try to feed
Him with food that's exceptionally
would be forlOrn with regret,
NY sorrows are many and yet
When the moment arrives
To run for our lives
I'll lead those fat fellows. you bet.
JOE III. HOLMAN.
a -
The Washington times., 1925-01-22
WHITE HOUSE
GUEST RULES
ANNOUNCED
Col. Sheriff. Tells How Cars
Will Enter Grounds for
Reception Tonight

For the judicial reception at the
White House tonight, Col c. o.
Sheriff., in charge of Public build.
lngs and grounds, has announced
the following rules:
Guests having tickets of admis.
sion for the north entrance of the
White House will enter by the
northwest gate.
Guests having cards of admission
by way of the South Portico will
enter by the southwest gate. Cars
will leave by the southeast gate.
Guests having cards of admission
for the second door, north will
enter by the northwest gate. and
leave by the northeast gate.
Guests having cards of admission
for the east entrance will approac \
the gate in a southerly direction
along East Executive avenue.