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President Considers Invitation.

President Coolidge took under ad
visement an invitation extended him
today by Senator Mckinley of I'LL
nois to address the National Radio
CONFERENCE at Atlantic City May 10.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-12

The usual visitor Is not allowed TO
climb the steps into the arm anu
orch of the Statue OF Ltbarty.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-12
Dominican Justice Palace Burns.

SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Re.
public, December IL CP.-Fire last
night destroyed the Palace OF Justice.
The archives Of the high courts were
destroyed. The cause Is not known.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-12
Duties of Office.

Some idea of the importance Of this
Office may be obtained from the fol-
lowing list Of principal duties. The
director has charge of tho improve
ment. maintenance and operation Of
the parks Of Washington. including
the administration of all activities
therein, such as recreat:onal features
golf courses. tennis courts. base ball
fields, foot ball fields. This involves
executive responsibility for all work
involved In an expenditure Of approx
mately $1,000 a year.
He has charge of the construction.
maintenance and operation of the
public memorials. such as the Lincoln
Memorial, the Washington Monument
and Grant Memorial; in charge of
some 40 buildings occupied by Govern
ment departments and independent
establishments. The latter involves
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-12
OMISSION OF HAYNES
NAME BY CONGRESS
CAUSES SPECULATION

Continued from First Page.)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-12
THREE BIG POWERS
OPPOSE SEPARATE
NAVY ARMS FARLEY

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coming.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

WTNnSHTELD CLEANER-Automatic A real value at $500. Racklif'e Bros. Co.,, Inc, Park and BiCeow Sts. WTNpSHIELn CLEANER-An automatic will make driving safe. Give him one. Priced $500 and up. The Post & Lester Go.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17
Gifts For the Household 85-D

\ MOST NARIEp-and extensive Collec- ton Of gifts for the home can be found heret among which are bookcases, sew ing cabinets. candle sticks. davenport tables, end tables, electric vacuum cleaners, pedestals, pianos, player pianos and photographs. Any of these will make an acceptable and appreciated gift for the home. John A. Andrews & Co. Inc, lS2 Main St. A saving guar anlee on every itenl.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17
fo
 household headings merchandise
MERCHANDISE
Wnnted--ArlIcIcs To Ruy


JUNlt--of all kinds brought Highest
 prices paid for rags, papers and maEa-
 zines, r. Hrtdman. IF Willow St.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17
ROOMS, BOARD, HOTELS
Rooms For Rent

ARCH ST, lS9-2 furnished rooms, sIl conyenienceS, Inquire Amsrman, top floor
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17
Suburban tNnr Sale

KENSlNGTON-near Cpsons Corner, : room house with all modern conven- fences Price and terms right. Inquire r L. Norton
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

Club de,c.oqs hat hai.t ot consistent savings so rs--"tiai for financial sue cess. |, only ,ak,s thee minutes to join anu tllo ale o'eg se'eutcon con vcnieY: classes that wtN Us>prr from Sle.5o ,o s5.0o0 neAt Christmas, or for special rUrroecs. The Commercial Trust Co.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17
Wantd-ArtCIes To Buy

kUplNSkY- pays the highest pricet
 for magazines papers. rags and furni.
 ture. 3. Tarort St. Phone 3So7.l3. BEFORE YOU sEIL--youT furniture or
 stove. u will nay you 10 call Peter Iarnhh Tel lAsS PA B Main St
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

WATCH CHAINS AND KNIVES-of high grade gold filled or II carat gold, $5.00 and up. Himberg 6 Horn, 392 Main St, or 10 R. k. Arcade. WATCHES-sp Special sale of genuine HI. nols r jewel. open face, In white. green or gold at $23.7S. Competitive prices S32.5O to SSS.00. I. Resnick. 34O Main St
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

JorN-THE NEW BRITAIN NATIONAL BANK CHRISTMAS GLIB AND MAKE TEST CHRISTMAS THE 1LAPPIEST.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

room, adjoining show CT, twin beds. rent single or double. Phone co34 or call Is6 Glen St. snd
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

EzNPS-FIoor, Ir7dEo, Fahle and uoudoir; in attractive oo'ornge. Low prices. Ioyl.'s. 5n0 Main s.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

TV0KY SETS-Iu pretty .asas as low as
 ss.,5. poyle's sh0 Nam S'-
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

WATCHEs-get up.to-dn'e WaHham, El. gin or Hamilton; good allowance made on your old watch. Hnberg Horn Sa2 Main Sf lN E R Arcare
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

room house, built 1893, all improvements except gas, upstairs rented for SEQ per month, Garage, lot b4Nl10. Price low, terms reasonable. Opposite Linden St. school. Close to trolley. The John Cooke O.. Ntri Block, Plainvule. Phone S65-s.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

LENTHER bAoS-A vtrs usr.n' git aud always appE~-'H'e4, quiet MlIh- nerv O., IF Man S'-
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

sTUpEBAKET MOTOR CARS--A gift Of a closed cor semi closed car in this line will make a real gift. We solicit q visit 10 our show room. Alhro Motor Sales Co.,. 2:5 Arch st.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

LOUNGTNG ROBES-They'rc Tn hoautiful patterns and rich material that will give him a sense Of tho luxurious. Fitch 7caNs ro. L0I'%GlNG EQBEs-Fau,y silk, neat patterns. A distinctive gift for him at Ia---. al. Il
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17
CHRISTMAS GIFT UGGESTIONS
Cards, Decorations, Dinners 05.E

CAlinS.-F Fodus wilh envelopes, assorted poems short eayurs beautiful designs, hand tinted and euEru|cd. pe sure to visit our Christmas Store at 66 Church St. AdltMa prim,inE Co.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

IJ=fGAI;l,- ET-e 5u4 ti.ttd ras-s tor a gift are tus,:i.l without regard es 70 whether he or she travels mach or lit'le. T-j.rg,. JaDfs
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

CHRISTMAS CARDS-at 0hTustedrs. up
 stairs 70 West Main st.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

PEARL COURT, lS-large room, well heated, suitable for man and wife CT : gentlemen. Phone 4S6-S.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT
Apartments and Tcncmcn,s

ARcU yra IIg--2 : 'ronl rooms, suitable
 ior o0'"cs, private halL Inquire Amer.
 man, top fIour ARCH ST. ga2--5 room tenement, ulI
 jUrroNruonis, inquire End llnur ARCH ST, li.-i room apartment mod.
 'rm rng uuhc. Nr&lor 9l Hart s. pGonu lsGf
 Alt.H ST. 76G-6 room tenement an i'm. Wo}emonls, steom hcat Phone l22l-3.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

CARDS-We have the noH complete line in tho city, well displayed, Reuoirs Art shop.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

GRAND ST. 55-largo pleasant room 10
 private tamiiv Price A. Phone s34.-s. HARr ST, l57--+ room furnished apart
 mont, Phone lSll-l2.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

MENrursulr-ln ogr Christmas sa>'nss
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

WATCHES-for gentlemen; Waltham, FL gin, Hamilton and Swiss SIP up. Him borg X Horn. 3a3 Main st.. and 10 R. R.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

all kinds bought: high. est prices paid. Call al once FeEen. baum 6 Zeldes ilB Beldep et Tel EEk-k
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS
 FOR RESt ITS
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

SEALS-ior youI icI1nTl.
 card anu parcels at r price, 5n, per Da"kago. Benojts Art Shop, lj5 Main
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

MITtAL BLDG,-. front office rooms i.a Ma'n s. Inquire MT. F. II. Shields, l22 Main St. Phone lil3.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

near Cpson's corner. Kensiugton. Right up to the latest in conveniences Loca- ton Is very desirable. Price and terms are amazingly reasonable. J. A. Negri. -nI kf.-lS
New Britain herald., 1925-12-17

W EST SIDE-Just hnished Dandy room cottage, all Improvements and garage. Also room cottage. garage and Improvements. Lockwood, City Hall. Real Estate & Insurance
, 1925-01-19

aISG dc( as feptGS6lIdJlNG vi TIE Ild!ldu
Order Of the International Masonic
Council in Paris.
Toxic. Jan. l4.h. Seoul, Korea, Re,
ports that have been circulated to the eff
feet that 5000. 900 persons are famine
stricken. are greatly exaggerated, ac-
c)rInL 10 announcements yesterday in
GJv1rnmant circles. While admitting
the existence OF famine conditions in
Ko,aa, lu4 10 the failure of the rice
cop, I4)var9nant officials are inclined
10 minimize reports oil suffering. AIDE
Qllsa rrIIet measures have been taken,
il was sad.
LDlIpl, Jta. Il.h.--Four villages have
b44l J45Cr)yeI dnt l40 persons killed IN
IA elttnldlIa at Arlahan, in Trans eau
casa, says a despatch to the DAILY
MuI', from C)n5JanClnople. The d2s-
ptcl AIDS t1tt 700 persons are home
lass, VIII the temperature Y degrees
fanr5na,it below zero. Earth shocks
are c)0.iAu ne iltatmittentiy.
II uIt4E. n. 5. Jao 14th.--Ihe NDrth-
American 2ld WeSl Indian S1Ia ICON,
Consisting Of il. NJ. s, Calcutta, huUg
the Dig 1f Admiral F~srEussen, the C)n-
mdllarI1 Cn1if 0f the station, II. M. :.
CIY..oNl, Constance and Curleu, are
du. 10 atrIv1 IN jamaica on the Is n Tor
a sa)rt visit. lal it Is upl known here
Wh2 ne. VI ) Patriot, o Oh the way
a. BtrmIil, WI jim the Other SHIPS Of
the 5JIlirJn ANA Vl5IJ Jamaica,
RDna. La. l4.n.-Ine Union of eX-
PreuI..s UioiItu, Orlando and Salandra,
~ opposition % me present government
is announced to-day. 1t was stated that
the three leaders and their followers
would 20 1910 the Chamber of Deputies
.fly Ia =. .rcJn ~. OF NnlDSIDD the DnnnlnO
, 1925-01-19

Saws Taxes Here are but Fraction Of
Those in u. S; Schools Make
Strides; Death Rate low.
Continued from Fridays Avjs.)
The Governor reports the conditions Of
the banks exc4Ileu with gains N CIR
rent aud savings deposits during the
year.
The external trade Of Jhei I27J, amount
lag 70 SIT, 900, 900 IS increasing, and the
report discusses trade possibilities IN
some detail.
During the year the death rate was re-
duced to 1877 per thousand, the lowest
record, with one exception, since 1888.
There were 81, 722 births reported and
%, 1886 deaths.
lna Governor compliments the depart
menr Of justice and says the fine record
for the previous year has been ever oH-
celIed. The record Of ~prompCness, fair
ness, aus efficiency shown by the Depart
ment Itself, aa,i by judges, juries tiscAls
and ether officers OF the Law is in every
way creditabla aud satisfactory" All OF
the courts from the supreme court do vn
to the justice Of the peace courts tried
more cases during che year and left few
er to be carried over " ne next fiscal
year than had boen l~r0rted in the pre-
vOus annual report.
During tn4 year there were Ito IL
qu0r cases tried in ne insular courts re-
sultiug in !, 095 conviction 3Ol acQultaIS
and 2l4 dIsmI5SaIs. ihere We're go iii
cit stills destroyed &od q. so li,ers Of IL
Quor cJnIi>cated.
In ptrl the report says:
The ISLANDS FINANCES
The aggregate receipts for the fiscal
year eadIng June 30Jh, 1924, were $I2,
6I8, O38 80 There was an available cash
balance IA the Treasury, JuIy |, 1873, Of
SIT, $40. 10, which added 70 The receipts
make5 a Gotat of SIP, 8}5, 878 48 The *
pendi.ures under Duigetary apprJDria-
lions, Including transfers from lnsular
revenues TO trust funds reached l2,431,
IA -. leaving an avaiiabi4 c4sn balance
ia The Treasury at the close 81 the fiscal
year, June 80, 1924, Of S404, l04.O6. There
, 1925-01-19

LONDON, Jan. 18th.
Sugar, Demarara Crystals, per cWt.
32s Oh -}55. OIL.
Mu5cavaID n)ni1aI per cwt.
27s.0I-3Is. ~
White Java's cit United Kingdom
It's. Cd.
Demeraya Rum per cal. nomiaaI.
Trinidad Cocoa, good mjlliag Red per
cwt. SIS. Cd sos. Cd
The Chilkoot post., 1925-10-09
Nc. 80.
50. 90 Ye ar1y.

Associa o
at
The
eight the wreck
of effect
deplored
could not
reb11ious noors is
be
the Intention of the
\
\
it
Patrick "aregular
differ degree only from ms"
declared lex
heavywelgh 15o 600
New
JERSEY
If wills means ous1-
all ne has
Priva
William 11oughb of the same coa
The Chilkoot post., 1925-10-09

Lieut. Com. H, A. Fl an a gan
when in TO rmed by the Assoc:
Of Rome whi CHI ranmed and S;
the loss Of 50 members Of tt
an affi davi t that student O:
o fiji Ger o f the submarine at
enced. He: declares the su:
did not reach them. The (
the submarine stands at 80 ;
Re scue work has ceased Fl
ster1 O f the sunken craft a:
now be gin to raj sc the boat
Ell ght members Of the i'll ia
The Chilkoot post., 1925-10-09

The death sentence O. PR va tie Will an
nance Company for the murder William
has been appro we'd by President Coolidge.
Mckinley at a date to be de tie rmlned- The
March, result ting from long standing bad
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-15
TASTY NOODLE RECIPES
By HANNAH WING

in the oven. For this take half a
dozen tomatoes. cut them i'll halves
and place them skin side down in a
buttered casserole. Then add layer
of noodles, uncookcd and over these
slice generous layer of finely
minced green pepper, celery and onion.
Season well and repeat the layers
until the casserole is filled making
the top layer of tomatoes.
If you wish a truly Ncapolitan dish
pour over the dish little less than
half cup of fine olive oil and cover
the dish and let it bake in Il moderate
oven $3.50 degrees F. for an hour
and half. IL you wish You may be
American and use butter. Uncover the
dish and let it brown in the last 20
minutes of baking.
Cooked noodles Drowned in butter
make fine breakfast dish. as in
themselves they contain both eggs
and wheat. The Drowned noodles may
however be added 10 either scrambled
eggs or omelette. Noodles with hard
boiled eggs and creamy white sauce
make a pleasing variation of creamed
eggs.
A very simple but delicious dessert
may be made by adding plain boiled
noodles to quart of any cooked fruit
or pint of jam. The hot noodles
are covered with the hot stewed fruit
or heated canned fruit swectened
slightly or with any cold jam and
served at once with thin sweetened
cream or a boiled custard.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-15

Perhaps long time ago there was
southern cook in the family who
made marvellous noodles. so good that
you have never quite gotten over the
memory of them. and yet you have
never vcnturcd into the queer little
foreign shops where in many towns
they are sold in the bulk. 1t is no
longer necessary to deny ones taste
for noodles if one hasn't even any
cook at all, for very fine noodles may
be bought just as macaroni or spa
ghetti is bought.
These noodles are made of a spe-
cial kind Of flour, the same as is
used for macaroni, and for this rea-
son they excel all but the very OK
ccptional noodle made at home. And
then think of the work it saves to
have them all cut and ready to use.
With noodles always at hand one
finds many uses for them. With a
meat sauce, with chicken instead of
dumplings, in those interesting Chi
nese dishes which may be varied in
the home by the omission of any
Chinese vegetable or nut whose fla
vor may not be particularly enjoyed,
the noodle is always in place. And
noodles in soup. Nothing adds more
richness and satisfying flavor to a
chicken soup than a handful of moo
dies.
A Ncapolitan recipe for noodles
puts the noodles and vegetables all
together in dish and lets them cook
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-15
FOXY GRANDPA'S STORIES
Real Funny Fish Live in Malay.

1t is mystery to me why little
boys never seem to get tired. They
can run and jump and tear around
all day and then very seldom are
ready to go to bed. Have you noticed
that? suppose | was that way my
self. But that was a long time ago
And rabbits. Ihcy are worse than
little boys-they do variations all day
and then when twilight comes, they
will frisk around as if it were early
morning instead of time to go TO bed
| was thinking about this very same
thing AS | sat under tree way out
on the Malay Pcninsul in Asia. We
had arrived at the river where VIC
were stopping for a little whilc-aftcr
very long and hard walk through
the jungle and there just because the
bank was muddy and rather flat Bobby
discovered that he could mark out a
court easily. And would you believe
it, he and Bunny were playing hop
Scotch! The walk hadn't phased
them.
/ just sat and wondered at their
endurance as they hoped, skipped and
jumped around as if they were rubber
balls end had no muscles to get tired
and stiff.
Bunny" | laughed, you'll have to
wash your socks after this. They're
getting pretty muddy
Yes" replied Bunny. looking down
at his four brown feet. which usually
are 50 white. land | can't hang them
up to dry either, 1t will be hard WORK
to get them clean this time"
But it was Bunny's turn now and
he soon forgot about his little feet
as he poised himself on one Of them,
twitchcd his whiskers and took n long
lcap into one of the squares in the
mud.
They played and they played and
finally, out Of breath. Bunny and Bob
b. were compelled TO rest for n min
ute, when they came over and sat
down beside me-.
What's that" asked Bobby. look.
ing very intently at lump which sud.
denly arose in ono Of the squares in
the hop-Scotch court
Bunny and ! looked and We all wait.
cd impatiently to see what was caus-
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-15

ing this tiny hillock to suddenly grow
up out of the ground.
The little hill grew and grew, and
then, like n small volcano, it crllpted.
But lava and smoke did not come out
of its crater. Out of the top of that
miniature mountain appeared slowly
nose.
What is it?' murmurcd Bobby. a
molc:"
"Sn." whispered Bunny.
Now Bobby hates to be shushcd by
Bunny and he made a kind of face,
but then he did shush. Because the
body which belonged to that nose was
coming out.
1t didn't have fur ut all--that body.
as we had expected. 1t was long and
narrow and had scales. 1t vas a fish
a fish coming out of the mud. right
there where Bunny and Bobby had
been playing hop-Scotch.
We sat like three statues-so per-
fcctly still that the fish could never
have believed that we were alive.
Then it happened. shall never
forget my surprise or the look of won
der on Bobby's face and the effort
Bunny made TO keep his whskerS from
twitching with nervousness until they
would be bound to attract the notice
of the fish.
That fish wriggIed himself out Of
the mud. That fish took a hop. skip
and jump and then that fish walked
walked right to the waters edge and
dove in.
We couldn't sneak far n momcnf
Then we looked at each other and you
could have heard our laughing for a
mile.
Il never saw a fish play hop Scotch
before in my life" I screamed.
ITS the funniest fish ! ever saw, 9"
roared Bobby.
That his name" gigglcd Bunny.
"ThGt's tho Funny Fish Of Malaga"
Copyright. 1925. International Feature
Service. Inc.)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-15
LISTEN, WORLD!
Crossing Mama
BY ELSIE ROBINSON


The very handwriting seemed to
tip toe and whisper anxiously lest
it offend. 1t was small, tmidily
spaced, with a neat, anxious cross
ing of the rs and tight fusey dot
ting of the Is. Presently there
emerged from the prim gray sheets
vision of the woman who had
written there.
A drab, aging woman, with the
romantic juices turning brackish in
her veins. A woman with nervous,
bloodless hands, whose bureau
drawers would certainly be immac-
ulatc but who would wait avidly
for the next installment of the
spiciest serial and read it secretly
while her mother slept. As she
read dull bricky spots would gath
or like blisters on her stringy neck
and lean chest. A flattcncd, color
less woman, with the painful tidiness
of something that has grown under
board. A tidiness that was a sort
of dcformity.
She was wanting to know how
she could be happy. And she was
telling me about Mother.
She and her widowed sister and
bachelor brother lived with Mother.
There was nothing to distinguish their
lives from the lives of all those
curious. colorless, flattcned creatures
who also live under board The
very phrases she used might have
been copied from any one of thou
sand similar letters. Only the hun
ger was indivdual-the weak but
tenacious clutch Mt life, as though
there were little suckers on her spirit
ual finger tips.
She was 33. And Mother. some,
how couldn't seem to realize that
she was more than II. Mother. it
seems, wasn't well. Not really sick
she was never in bed-but just all
ing. And of course they loved her
dcvotedly. So they tried never to
cross her. Although sometimes that
was rather hard. because Mother was
so very, very nervous
Mother couldn't bear to be left
alone. Ever since Father had died,
someone had always had to stay
with Mother. Naturally they wanted
to go out at nights sometimes. But
Mother was afraid to stay alone, so
they had gradually given up going
anywhere.
They'd tried to make up for that
nv bat fo1I
an evening. But Mother wouldn't
stand for that either. She had
heart spells and all the noise bother.
ed her So they'd stopped entertain
ing and people had naturally stop
ped asking them out. all except Moth
cr's friends. Mother thought they
should enjoy going out with her
friends and perhaps they should. but
somehow they found them awfully
dull. 1t wasn't that they wanted any
really wild times, only they would
like Il little pleasure now and then.
Like other girls.
They had to tell Mother Just where
they were going when they went out
only their brother Earl refused to do
that. Then if they were ten min
utpS late she was simply sick.
The worst of was they did want
TO be married sometimes. But what
chance was there? Mother said that
she would "RATHER SEE THEM
DEAD THAN MARRIED" And
that it would break her heart if they
ever thought of such n thing.
So on and on through the gray
Shadowcd pages. cropping in the dark
under the board. trying TO voice the
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-15
Meditations of
a Wife
Every Woman's Hymn Of
Hate,
By Helen Rowland

Every Woman's Hymn Of
Hate.
do not hate the people who Do
ceive me. I hate the people who
are forever UNDECEIvING me.
hate the little boy who told ms
there was no Santa Claus. he dim
med the glamour Of my Christmas
Eves-and took away my Fairyland!
hate the first man who confessed
that he had lied 10 me. Why couldn't
he have lied again-and left my my
illusions?
hate the people who tell me that
filct -of-sole is nothing but founder.
and that patc-de-fois-gr as is made BY
torturing geese. They take away my
appetite.
hate the cynic who tries to
analyze love and to prove it is moth
ing but a physical attraction. ard not
a divine fire, and has nothing to do
with the soul. He depresses me.
hate the man who tells me that
am not the type for bobbed hair.
Why can't he say that it makes me
look younger. or cute. or more inter.
csting-and let me go on dreamingf
I hate the cook who tells me that
she puts soda in the beans to make
them that lovely green, and baking
powder in the eggs 10 make them
light and fluffy.
hate the people who tell me that
all the thrilling stunts in the movies
are merely faxed" and that my
favorite cowboy always uses "dou'
bic" and my favorite blonde always
wears wig. and my favorite comedian
is usually drunk or beats his wife.
And the newspaper that prints
cruel truths about my favorite politi-
elan and sordid domestic scandals
about my favorite tenor.
And the host who tells me what
he put in the cocktails TO disguise
the taste-and the pcssimists who as
sures me that the war Isn't over
and the wise birds who say that !
got "stung" when I bought my car.
hate the people who are perpetual.
Iy undecciving me,
Why can't they let me go on fool
ing myself-and being happy?
HATE the people who rob me Of
my illusions, and my faith, and my
vanity. and my infatuations, and my
dreamsi
hate the KNOw-IT-ALLS. They
make me tired
Copyright, 1925, King Feature Syn, Inc