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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26
ASFALTO PARA CARRE.
TERAS
Av1so
AMpLIAcIoN DE- sERyIcIo

A QUIENES INTEREsE:
For ell presente. Sc hace saber que
Rafael velazquez, domiciiiado en-
Humacao, ha solicitado de la Co
mission de servicio Pdblico autoriza-
ci6n para prestar un servicio ccasi-.
nuo en- Ell transporte de pasajeros
ensre Humacao y Yabucoa EN- vez
de a determinadas horas como 10
viene hacienda con los dos vehfcu-
los que exp:ota en- la actuaddad
Tambien sohcita autorizaci6n para
rebajar sus tipcs de pasaje a 70
centavos por acada- pasajero. ..,,...-,.
Toda persona que por cualquier
causa desee Oponerse a, Ia concession
de las enmiendas solicitadas debe-
"a presentar esta Jrnta EN- o.
antes del dfa s de Junip de 1926
un escrito hacienda -constar en- de-
tale Y bajo juramento los hechcs
en- que funda su derechO para in
tervenir y ser oida.
Francisco del VALE Jr.
Secrotario
Comision do Servicio Publico:
Advt
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26

YAQUI ToDO Sc PUEDE HAuER,
PUEs PUERTO RICO Es UNA
SIMPLE COLoNIA DE CANA DE
Los BIZ UU. DECLARo AVER
Ell LCDo. HARRY BEsosA
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26

PRAGA, mayo 25. Omitted
Press Stribnys Ministro de fer
rrocarriles VI Premier pro tempo
re ha sufrido una cafda de IN
caballo Sc ha roto Ia nariz y In
recibido varios otros golpes en- eli
eiierpo. Esta en el hospital.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26
LOS DIRECTORIES DEL CARNA-
VAL HN PUERTO RICO DAN uN
BALE A BBNEFIcxo DE LA
CRUZ RoJA


Fiel a La tradici6n y al espiritu
latinos, Puerto Rico celebra el car
naval annual que precede ala Qua
resma con gran algeria ~ entusias-
mo Este aafio no s0lamente tuvo
su prOpia Reiuas sino que Ia Cruz
Roja tuvo otra y die. nm baile que
fu6 uno de los acontecimientos prin
cipales de la fiesta La Reina del
capftulO fu6 la srta. Constance
TOwner, hija del Gobernador Ho-
race M. Towner
En- el bale celebrado en- el teatro
Municipal dc San Juan, gobern6
la Srta Maria Antonieta Diaz, rel
ma del carnavaI, asistida por le So
fiorita Towner, y tres otras xeinas
electas tpor otros tantos Clubs, Co
ririne Osterman, Aida del Vale y
Amparo Freirfa i Ayudandolas ha-
biat muchas jovenes Y caballerOs do
prominencia social en- la capital In
sular. Ell espiritu de la Cruz Roja,
persOni6cadc en- la Srta. Amy hi
20 acto de presencia en-. las ceremo-
Mas.
Esta es la primers vez que ell
Conlite de Carnaval ha celebrado
IN baile a benefoio de la Cruz Ro-
ia Esta idea, de gran valor para
haeer al Capitulo mas popular v
altnentar sus entradas monetarias,
cs original del sr. Manuel Mendfa,
Presidente del Capftulo. La Sra
Mendia ayud6 a La Sra de Don
Jaime Bague. Presidenta del Conf
t6 ,organizador del Bale. La sra
Jowner, esposa del Gobernador fue
la Presidenta honoraria del Conf
te y fue en- su hogar donde 81. ce-
lepr6 la primera reunion. Mario
Erau " algunos ayudantes, arregla.
ron las decoracioneai originates y de
gran efecto con que Sc adorn6 Ell
trono.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26

Ponce, P. r.
Mayo 13, 1925
Sues. de +. Villamil & Co.,
San Juan, p. r..
Muv SpfI0rpS mfOS.

odcs ne p VIIId1II g %.
San Juan, p r..
NIuy sen0res mfos: as sf
Yengo diariamente usando "TODDY', puedo decr,
enera satisfaction que resultados exceentes
como alimento diario, pues fortalece da energias
As pues expresO ustedes mi mas sincere agradeci-
miento haber nroducido nuesra sIa, prDducto
de yaOr verdaderamente nestmabe los yo
han recobrado energas gracias produco de alta
cadad de sabor ciertamente agradabe
RecOmendare siempre mis- amigos ell maravillOso ali
mentO "TODDY', como un magnffco restauradOr.
Atentamente,
(Fdo.) Rogelio LUGO.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26
MARAvfLLoSo
CRUCIEIJO

Luminoso nor So
10 ..&.. $780,
Este gaaraviiloso
crncifijo brfRa en-
Ia oscuridad 10
rliEmo que . la
clara luz del dfa.
Un adorno her
moso y excelents
para un hogaI
crlstiano. Una 5
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26
f mejjOr amigo de
las MujGes es el
Jab6n ia TOja'

l..
Ostenta con orgullD virtudes me-
dicinales de propiedad que no posee
ningan jab6n, por ESQ es 81 Ja-I
con de la Toja el mejor jabon del
mundo.
FL Jab0n de La Tola preparadO
a base de sales y iodos,s q satura-
ci6n, es de resultados reaimente
niaravillosos hnicos en- 81 tratamien-
to- de m6ltiples afecciones dc Ia
piel, Qnitando toda mancha, barros
y gTanulosidades de Ia misma Es
adenAs poderossmente antis6pticO,
y constituye, por otra parte, IN
exquisite jabon de tocador, de Hno
perfume. Es un producto cue SO ha
popularizado rapidamente en- las
cinco parties del mundo. So vende
en- lujosos estucheS de 4 tres pas
tiilas, por psstilIas sueltas.
s Pidase en- todos los buenos esta-
blecimientos. 'Los Muchachos",
sues de A. Mayol 3 Co., acabail
de recibirlo.
Representatives. generates:
corncndn Hnnc 2 cn C.rrc
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26

Muy distinguido 81.
La velada del Is de mayo, orga-
nizada por los estudiantes, en- ese
ASeneo, zesult6 interesantisima, y
nosotras nos sentimos hondamente
impresionadas al yer 81 desfle de
j6yenes inteligentes pOr la plata
forma que honraron nuestros mas
sabios varones.
Sin embargo, por nm momento, al
OR las argumentaciones del joven
Ramon Benitez, vibramos indigna-
das. primero, piadosas despues Esas
manifestaciones retr6gradas, en- bo-
ca de un joven del siglo Xxx serian
verdaderamente desconsoladoras 81
representaran elias cl sentir de la
mayoria dc los estudiantes.
Juzgue la algeria de nlestros
corazones al exteriorizar I'd. nues-
tras ideas nuestros sentimientos,
vestidos, naturalmente, con Ell TO-
paje que solo un poeta de tan pro.
fundo sentir podria darle al pensa-
miento de I'm hombre justo. Lasti-
ma que los j6venes que actuando
como senadores atacaron el dereehC
de la mujer al snfragio no tuvieron
mentores liberales como I'D.
Gracias, compatriota, por haber
sido equitativo una vez mas, por
haber defendido con toda energia
las que luehamos por Ia reivindi-
caci6n de nuestras hermanas, por
habernos alentado con toda La ga
liardfa Ge un caballero del Ideal,
EN- esta empresa ardua por la liber-
tad del espiritu femenino v el reco-
nocimiento de los derechos de la
mujer.
Isabel ANDREU de AGUILAR,
Presidenta por delegation !.
Carmen 3 de CoRDoVA.
Secretaria de Actas.
r.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26

nloda on la vana esperanza de yer
81 pueden escribirlos tan buenos.
Hay algo en- Ell nbro que podria-
mos calificar de intruso " que da
Ia impression de, I'M hombre nett
do en- una habitaci6n reservada pa
ra mujeres, Y IS que precedieado
NADIA lnenos que un centenar de
sonetos, topamos con una poesia
cue no pertenece a. ese sexo De-
nina como califa en- su haren.
Perd6nenos Atiles Garcia de nue.
vo, pero este poelna inicial vale
mucho mas que cualquier otra par
te del hbro-que no es POGO de-
cir.
Los cicn soldados de Atiles Gar
eia han vuelto la cara y Sc mar
chan de nEestra redacci6n y no po-
demos menos que darles las gracias
por Ell ratio agradable que hemOs
rasado, con ellos,s v de envidiarle
su buen huincr, su facilidad y gra-
cia, y, sobre todo, su marcha ha-
cia el triunfo. "a XII
iJaula con Glen ruisefores este
Ibro de Atiles Garcia!
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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26

L
anpevA hacs que este raro r crnrsffio Ts.iff.,
0rlile en- la obscuridad de Ia noche
Modolado en- el mismo estiIo aue 81
celsbre original de Ia Capiila SIxti-
na. Montado sobre una. cruz negra de
eoaiio, I 8 pulgadas de alto. B nulga-
das de ancho. Nuestro precio para
nitro uucirlQs en- Ell mercado por an
ENXIE ,DINERo. establishments man.
demos su nombre direccI0n. Pague.
~ cartero la cntrega nuestro
pFecio especial mas el franqrieo, 81
Iaied prefiere e.rv1e ei dinero con "a
orde1 y nosotrps pagaremos el fran.
qneo. Nuestra garaptia: devolveremos
el dInero Vi no Queda usted satla
fechos q
FEDERAL MAIL ORDER CORP
Ala Broadway, Dept 80l
New York City.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26

Sra. de Aguilar,
Sra Betances de cordoya,
Sra. Fernandez Mater,
srta. Bellher.
Sra. Ti6 de Malaret
Sra. Negr6n Muiox
srta. Lassalie.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26
MAYO 10. 1925

sr JESUS Maria Lago,
Pres. del Ateneo PuertOrriquefio,
San Juan, p r..
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26

Actta como Presidenta en- repre-
sentaci6n de la Sra. Rogue, la sra.
de Aguilar.
A mocion de La srta. Bellber se-
cundada ,por la srta. Fernandez
Mater Sc aprueba por unanimidad
enviar Una carta al senior j Nc.
Lago, Pfesidente del Ateneo Puer-
torriqueho, en- reconoeiniiento su
gallarda actitud Ell pro de los dere-
chOs de la nujer la noehe del IS
de mayo en- la velada celebrada
por los estudiantes en- aquel Centre,
Isabel ANDREU de AGUILAR,
Presidenta por delegation
Carmen B de CoRDovA.
Secretaria de Actas.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-26
La AsoCIAC1oN PUERToRRl-
QUENA DE MUJEREs SUPRA
GIsTAs Y Ell sR. LAGo

Del Acta de la reunion del Co
mite Directive celebrada Ell 16 de
mayo en- el salon de actos del Ate
neo.
CONcITRRENTES.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
POLICEMAN HALTS
FLEEING MAN AND
PURSUING WOMAN

Variations on Fourth street after
midnight are prohibited by order of
Patrolman Snyder.
First because they violate city or
dinances.
Second because Patrolman Snyder
doesn't like to run.
Early Wednesday the policeman had
to emulate Nurmi, the flying Finn, to
bring a man and woman to bay. When
the race started, the woman was chss-
ing the man, who cried for help.
Finally after three blocks the Off
Ger overlook the flying pair.
"She's a 'uscd-to-be' OF mine,' the
fugitive breathlessly explained to the
officer.
"Looks like she is refusing to be
has been," the officer added.
"Sure, amt nobody leaving me at
the barrier she said. Hes my man
and he amt going to get away"
Both went to Jail for disturbing the
peace,
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
INTENSE PATRIOTISM,
AROUSED BY CROWD,
PUTS MAN IN JAIL

Belligerent patriotism Tuesday night
caused the arrest of a prominent young
physician on a charge Of being intoxi-
Gated.
Detectives Golf and Hice probably
saved him from an unkind fate at the
hands of an angry crowd in a Mon
terey street cold drink stand. His abuse
had aroused their ire.
"They cussed the country when ]
wouldn't put nickel in the piano, .
he told the officers.
The officers sent the physician to
the city Jail and dispersed the crowd.
II suppose / should thank you, "
the doctor said, "but l wanted to fight
for my country"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
Queen of Sheba to Aid School Kids
Raise Cash to Purchase Elephants
Page Pupils Will Stage
Three-ring Circus
With Features.

Subilayat. Queen OF Sheba, she who
vamped King Solomon, will appear in
all her dazzling raiment. mounted on
her famed elephant and accompanied
by her favorite attendant, Mt the
mammoth circus to be given at Thorn
as Nelson Page Junior School. Fri
day afternoon. December 4. for the
benefit of the elephant fund to buy
the elephants at Breckenridge zoo.
Gracious consent of the Queen to
grace the event and bring her ele-
plant. was received by Miss Emma
Gutzeit, principal Of Thomas Nelson
Page School, wednesday and caused
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
KELLY FIELD ENLISTED men
ENJOY SHORT WAVE RADIO

Although the endless enthusiasm OF
amateur operators makes it impossi.
BILE for any one person to find out
everything that the short waves are
saying, few minutes effort will en-.
able any interested person to make
a short wave radio receiving set with
which he can listen to messages sent
from either coast or from South Amer
lea, according to Corporal O. A. Per-
kins ar 4 Private r. Cubs Of the Kelly
Field radio department.
TIC two soldiers spend some OF their
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
Flapper Flopped

do you know what we, call yon
unbobbed women" the half clad and
shorn flapper asked as she sat down
beside the dignified clubwoman.
No. was the reply.
1--WE call you the covered wagons
said the flspper.
WELL" returned the clubwoman
without a moments hesitation and
with a sidelong glance at the scant
costume OF her interrogation. Il would
rather be a covered wagon than
stripped flivver."
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02

spare time in experimenting with short
wave transmitters and receivers of
their own make. $3.50.
They have carried on regular con-
versations with an amateur in Los
Angeles. one in New Orleans, another
in Michigan and fourth in Bay
side, n. II. ~
The Bayside amateur was operating
a five-watt transmitter,i and his mes
sages came in distinctly, though com
paratiyely faint
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
WINTERS JUST
TINE FOR ga.
TO PLAN 7
Jack Frost Gets Flat Tire
Before He Reaches
Alamo City.

Winter time means nothing in the
life of the San Antonio gardeners.
While the tired business man Of
the bleak regions Of the North and
East is entertaining tired chorus girls
and playing SNOWFALL. San Antonio
business men are cultiyating gardens
out in their back yards.
Where snow drifts across Northern
garden plot, spinach f,purishes here.
In fact. between moving the grass.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
Radio Vacations

The British Broadcasting Co. Is PLAN
ming TO broadcast the humming Of
bees, chipping of crickets and Growing
of ROSTERS from rural districts in Eng
land to tired city jewellers who thus
will avoid the exertion required to go
to the country for vacation.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
Do Women Ever Gamble ?

I love to play draw poker,
Said Cherubic Caroline,
I'll even play the joker
In the wild-cnrd line;
Bot loath the poor, desnented de-
fective who invented
-Four up,
Four down. and
Fours wild.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
SWITCHMAN HURT
IN FALL OFF ENGINE

]. r. Mobrey. 2T0T West Travis
street, a switchman employed by the
I-G. n. suffered a badly wrenched
back when he fell from an engine
Tuesday. He was treated at the Santa
Rosa hospital
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
Still Inquisitive

When Dora Dumbbeli read that
Everett Sanders. secretary to Presi-
dent Coolidge. had been given w.
day vacation on account OF sinus
trouble, she wanted 70 know II ne
81 got II signing so many communica-
lions.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
SELECT CHALRMEN
FOR &c. MEETING

Henry Guerra and Joe Kerns will
have charge of the program ut the
meeting of the Knights of Columbus
luncheon club in the Gunter hotel
Thursday noon.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02

picking roses, hoeing and harvesting
his winter vegetables, the San Antonio
home owner barely has time to put up
his tools and get in the house in
time to tune in VICAR for an even
ing's entertainment.
All because of San Antonio's semi
tropical climate.
TOURISTS MARVEL.
In fact, the 80 city gardeners en-
ployed to take care of the AZ parks,
raising the flowers and keeping the
trees trimmed, would never know there
was such thing as winter, II it
wasn't for the marvelling gasps Of
tourists from the North who gaze in
wonderment at the foliage and flow
ers.
They have to look at the calendar
to believe that pansies are in bloom in
December. Even the banana trees
live right on through the winter.
According to Henry Steingruber, su-
perintendent of the parks. Jack Frost
gets a flat tire before he reaches San
Antonio and as result the garden
ers work right on through the win
ter.
If it wasn't for the fact that a few
autumn leaves had to be raked. the
squirrels probably would shed their
fur and decide that it would not be
necessary to prepare for cool days any
longer.
ROSES STILL BLOOM.
But, as the greatest portion Of trees
and shrubs are evergreens, there are
scarcely enough dead leaves to build q
bon fire.
Roses are still blooming-just a:
they will for the June bride next sea-
son.
And the lilies in the San Antonio
river are in full bloom-just as thos,
were when Solomon in all OF hi
glory was not arrayed as one of them
some time ago.
Tell the park gardener it's winter
And he probably will answer;
l Sos your old man :
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02

much rejoicing and happiness among
the students and friends Of the school.
In announcing her coming on the
occasion Of the circus, the Queen said
that, as a special token of her royal
favor, that she would permit her
famed elephant to remain during the
whole afternoon of the circus on exhi-
bition at the school grounds. under
care Of it's trainer, where the public
and school children might visit it. She
also intimated that one of her ships
of the desert" the fastest travelling
camel in her realm, would also be in
her train upon her arrival at the cir
Gus grounds.
News of the preparations for the
big three-ring circus to be held at
Page School, had reached the Queen
at her palace on the upper Nile. and
learning of the plans and purpose,
she announced her intention of lend
ing her royal. Presence and bringing
her pets to grace the occasion and
further the cause of the entertainment
In addition to the circus, a mon
ster parade of all the animals, per
formers, acrobat and clowns, accom-
panied by profusely decorated floats
and headed by Pages famous clown
band, will parade the streets Of San
Antonio from the school grounds on
South Alamo street. TO the postoffic'
and around Alamo Plaza and return
to the grounds at . 80 p. m. Friday
December :.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
Powerful Stuff

Having no alcohol. Chicago police
men put bootleg liquor in the radia-
tors OF several police cars to prevent
them from freezing. The moonshine
ate out the rubber connections in
hurry and started in on the steel.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
SURE!
. ALL CHILDREN
KNOW EN-
Latin Riddles Slower to
Discard Cinderella for :
Animal Stories.
By BESS CARROLL

When you're just eight years old
and young for your age, it doesn't
take extra good eyesight to make you
see fairies sitting under toadstools or
witches in dark corners
So says Mrs. Leah johnson,
children's librarian, and she ought tc
know.
But did you know that a child can
see fairies longer il he isn't the son
of Mr.. and Mrs. Jones Of Main street,
United States" by birth and heri-
tage?
When Santa Claus becomes ma
and Pa" the average American
youngster Immediately places the tale
Of Jack the Giant Killer, Gulliver's
Travels and Alladin's Lamp in the
same category with Pas story of the
fish that got away.
LATINS DIFFERENT
But foreign-born children of Latin
ancestry-notably little sons and
daughters of Spain or Mexico, believe
that pumpkins can actually turn into
coaches until they live to learn that
only the magic Of dollars can produce
and then secure from the installment
plan collector, a Cinderella coach
nowadays.
Mrs. johnson has found from ex-
perience with the literary taste Of
children that American Riddles for
sake fairy tales with the first great
disillusionment-when they play pos
sum, for instance, in order to catch
Santa Claus in action.
Immediately when little Johnny is
formally or informally introduced to
Santa Claus, he suspects the Easter
Rabbit of false pretenses and wonders
whether an Easter egg isn't ten
minute egg like you carry on picnics,
with a nom-de-plume-like the pate
de-fois gras and goose liver.
VICTIMS OF JOKE
Then it is that Johnny refuses 10
accept any more fairy tales as the
truth, the whole truth or even little
bit of the truth.
But Mrs. johnson has found that
Mexican boys and girls will continue
to read fairy stories until they are
Is and TO years old-long after they
have learned that fairy tales are really
fairy tales.
American children graduate" from
fairy stories at about the age Of .,
Mrs. johnson says, and turn to ami
NAL stories for flavor Of reality.
They feel a little buncoed, like n
practical joke might have been played
on them as Messrs. Grimm and An
dercon and Princess Sheherazade Of
the Arabian Nights.
LIKE ANIMAL STORIES
Animal tales differ from fairy tales
chiefly in the fact that outside Of
the personification Of animal char
acters. they are simply pictures Of
real life-like little Johnny lives
filled with commonplace experiences.
Animal stories do not appeal TO
Mexican children. While disillusioned
Johnny is reading Uncle Wiggly,
poetic Juan is absorbed with the tale
of Sleeping Beauty" Kipling's nni.
NAL stories, immensely popular with
American children, are read hardly at
all by the Mexican kiddies. They
prefer tales by Latin authors, filled
with the glitter of fairy wings and
gilded with make-believe.
Yet both Juan and little Johnny
will seek their Cinderella some day,
and every Goldilocks expects to be
~
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
Its Hind End

The Lehigh Valley railroad COM
pany has been indicted for knowing
" transporting beer. II il is con-
yicted. Uncle Sam may spank il on
its caboOse.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
SOS YOUR OLD.
MAN? HUH He $
D My NJ !
STEP-DAD
Let's Go, Mental Gymnasts |!
Find a Comeback for
This New Gag.

Are you trying to get those two
tickets that The Light is offering
each day TO the Palace theater?
You are? Well
Sos your old man! At
All that you have to do 10 get
them is to mail to the Old Man Edi-
tor of The Light the best come
back" you can think of to the new
catch phrase, sos your old man."
An award will be made each day.
Are you in for it?
Sos your old man!
Now sharpen IN your pencils and
sharpen up your wits. II ought to
be easy. Here is the problem:
SOS YOUR OLD MAN.
Sos your old man.
All you've got to do is work out
the answer.
Call it slang IL you want to, but
SOS your old man" is the last word
in modernized repartee.
1t is being accepted as statement
chat will wind up any argument.
But is it? There must be some way
to beat the game and turn the tables
on the chap or chapess who on any
and all occasions broadcasts the 'so's
your old man" statement.
Here are some of the suggestions
that already have been made rs re-
plies TO the SOS your old man.
riddle:
MY old man doesn't sew."e
CAN YOU PROVE 1T?
81 may have a daddy, but haven't
any old man.
1.-THE older they are the harder they
fall"
"A man is only as old as he feels. =
"He isn't my old man; 1 disowned
him."
"Sow
my old man has young ideas
"How can you prove it?'
"That's not what he told me-
"Who taught Charles the Charles.
ton?"
ONLY A STEP-FATHER.
"He's only my step-father."
"Oh, he's on a pension
go find the fountain of youth
"So's your old woman
You don't think any of these viii
do? All right, let's see what you have
to offer. Come on, you mental
gymnasts--it's open to the world.
Maybe you're a bit puzzled.
Well
Sos your old man.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
And He Is

Sir William JOHNSON Hicks, British
home secretary, says golf is menace
10 trade. The meanest thing we can
think TO say about him is that he's one
OF the Hicks.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
A Prenonition

The turkey. dining, scbbled this;
They're feeding me too hearty;
, 1 somehow fear I'll not be here
To join a New Years party"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-12-02
Neck and Neck

Secretary Hoover says the stand
ard Of living is now at its peak.
The cost of living appears to be
right there. also.