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New Britain herald., 1925-01-28


 In Tongue -Twister Manner Fred Dent, travelling gent, Sailed on the steamer President From the Occident to the Orient. Then Trixie Dent wrote Fred Dent To send her money to pay the rent. But it wasn't any accident That the foxy Dent In 8 taxi went To sail away on the President From TriXie Dent, To the Occident. What a bad gent Was Fred Dent! For Fred sent (For the said renD Not red cent.
 --C. L. Edson.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
FANTASIA" VICTIM SENTENCED

Los Angeles, Jan. 2S.-Morris Laborwits, an insurance agent of Baltimore, Md, who confessed him. self an amnesia victim, and who ex- pressed astonishment when he found himself in the county jail on a charge of forgery several months ago, has beeh give a one to fourteen years penitentiary sentence here.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
MalIY inc Mystic

s't He'll Answer Your Questions,
 Somehow Don't worry if you do not see Your question answered instantly; You aren't the only one who wrote, So rest in patience; hold your goat. Too Late -- Useless Anyway Dear Wally:
 Weeks I worked, with vivm, To teach fair Evelyn 10 swim. She lied to me. had swum for years Shall I forgive her?
 Hairy Ears. Dear Hairy Ears;
 You make me sick! Where have you got a single kick? You had a summers sport, and now Is no time to kick up TOW.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

Is not withdrawn 1t will continue bobbing up before legislatures and in the course of time may still be passed,
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
FactJ and Fancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

The three-l letter word meaning brag Is man,
 At any rate, Ananias didn't in- vest his pile In tax-free securities.
 New translations, however, can't wean people from the old trans gressions.
 It is easy to pick out the foreign born. They cuss capital instead of Congress.
 It isn't a universal language we need so much as universal traffic rules.
 Nationaism is the theory that if you don't grab it some other'great nation will.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
Force of Habit

Kuhn: How did Harper happen to lose control of his car at the railroad crossing?"
 Frey: Hes the kind of man who always drops everything when the whistle blows"
 Paul s. Powers.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
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New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

If maids, cooks and laundresses are looking for new positions, what better place could they find than the Classified Ads. Use them daily.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
Ingratitude

Dear Wally:
 Wife's Ma makes bum pie. If eat much l fear I'll die. Please answer, then, this earnest
 question: Whats best?
 Divorce or Indigestion. My dear Divorce or Indigestion; You've got your nerve to ask that
 question. Go start your own home. Till you
 do, Don't bite the hand that's feeding
 you,
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

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New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
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The Associated Press Is exclusively en- titled 10 the use for republication of all news credited to u or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published herein.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
Attracts All Things

Madge: What Is the center or gravity?" Ruth: "The faculty at our board ing school"
 R, C. Pulver.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
Oh Art! What Things Are Done in
 Thy Name.

Anne Crying to make conversa- tion): DO you think there is any art in kissing?"
 Arthur: "The only art I know of Is. Art thou willing?" Anne (breathlessly, a few mo- ments later): "Oh, Art"
 Joseph Weller.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

Correct this sentence: "Oh, come on as you are," said the wife; you don't need q shave" (Protected by Associated Editors,
 Incl
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

The only profitable advertising medium In the City. Circulation books and press roop' always open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

Soon or late government stores of hooch will be small enough for the regular army 10 guard.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

We have ship enough to protect our shores if merchant ships at sea can look after themselves.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

January is the month during which you hope to finish the Christ mas bills on February first.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
I.ears Them M

Reed: Could you pick your wife out ot q crowd 2"
 Hart: Yes. if she happened to
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
Hard Luck

Blake: Hear about Finders? He got into trouble at a fashionable dinner"
 Drake: How was that?"
 Blake: "There were some spoons he didn't know the use of, so to save himself embarrassment, he put them in his pocket"
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

There is device to stop a car after the first bump. Now we need one to stop it after the first drink.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

Another time-saving device is a pen with which to sign on the book agents dotted line.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

If she doesn't know which one to marry, the lucky one will be the one she decides against.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

We can sec little hope for Grand Duke Cyril. Now if there were a Grand Duke Bill,
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

Middle age is the one that makes you wonder why young idiots de- light in snow.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

If man keeps diary he de- serves no sympathy whatever.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

There are times when dad envies the furnace. It can go out when 1t darn plcases.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

Gems Of thought are slowed away in the Herald classified ads.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

Imagination is a fine thing. It en- ables you to get along with a cheaper radio set.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

In the good old days he won bride by applying q stone to her head instead of her finger.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

An individualist is a man who be- lieves his own thermometer against the world.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
JAZZ EVERYWHERE,
 so HE SAYS

Ii is easy 10 be an aIarlnist when the tendencies of the times The only difficulty is eX- pericnced when present aIarmist re- ports are compared with the. alarm ist reports of 1S4o or thereabouts'
 Comes Prof. H. Augustine Smith head of the department of fine arts in religion at Boston University, and upburdens himself Of the following 
 Jazz music, jazz pictures and
 iazz thinking are turning mod
 ern men, women and children
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

Business otflce ....., BPS Editorial Rooms ...... Ss6
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
be talking"
---rerd. Hoffman.
They Did antl Thcy Didn't

--Ferd. Hoffman. They Did and They Didn't ''Now remember,'l said Cupid, as two lovers settled down on a long sofa, you musn't go to extremes" Copyright, 1925. Reproduction
 Forbidden)
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 as Second Glass Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28

At any rate, Ananias didn't in- vest his pile In tax-free securities.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-28
The Dcscrtcr

Paul s. Powers.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1925-03-06
HIGH SCHOOL PLAY
CONTINUED from page one)

Marjorie Ware, the elder daughter
Helen Harmon.
Dickie Waldron, romanticist,
Richard Grove.
Mona, the maid. Helen Swain.
Horace ware, the father. George
Wheeler.
Violet Ware. the younger daught-
er, Bonnie Goddard.
Peter. devoted to vi, Burton Stew
art.
Dora. friend of Wis. Aida ses-
sions.
Gerald Mays, Jerry from Sage
Greek, Kenneth Dick.
Jane. vare's niece, Margaret Lit
tie.
The scene is laid in the living
room of the Ware home on Long Is
land, at some distance from New
York. The play is divided into three
acts as follows: Act 1, A spring
morning; Jerry intrudes; Act 2, Late
the next day; jerry takes hand;
and Act 8, The following morning;
Jerry untangles the thread.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1925-03-06
SPEAKER ADDRESSES
LARGE AUDIENCE
CONTINUED from page one)

nise the justice of pensioning the
worker who has grown too old and
who has never been paid enough to
allow his to save for a jobless old
age. AS employers they join to work
for the Old Age Pension.
This wide appeal Of the Order
has brought 1t about in some of the
larger cities that whole communities
have endorsed the Order. Editors
have commented on its work. The
clergy have spoken for us. Political
leaders have welcomed us to their
conferences, and our policies have
been written into their platforms
All this has come about within
the last few years The Order itself
is but twenty-seven years old ~
young Order--and it impresses the
careful observer as being very like
one of the splendidly organized, en-
thusiastic, mettlesome teams of ath-
letes which every year push their
way to gallant victories for the
honor of the school" Only that it
Is for the honor of America that the
Fraternal Order of Eagles has re-
solved to fight.
Its 500, 900 members are organ
lied all over this country in 1900
lodges. The lodges, however, are
known among the members as Aeriee,
a term meaning Eagles nest. The
first Aerie was instituted in Seattle,
Washington, in the winter of 1898.
There some kindly and cordial men
banded together to help one of their
number who had met with misfor-
tune. From that simple beginning
sprang the organization whose hui
name impulse Is today felt in mil
lion homes. Not only has the fear
of dependence through sickness and
death been removed. in large mea-
sure. from these homes, but hope has
been planted that they may actually
look forward to old age as time of
urement, rest, and peace, and that
to this reward of a life welI-spent
they may draw all men after them.
ITO the first of these happy boons,
the Orders sick benefit and the fun
eral benefit chiefly contribute More
members have come into the fold
because of the sick benefits" than
for any other reason. When an
Eagle falls i'll, the Aerie pays him a
substantial sum of money weekly for
as long as he is disabled up to IL !
weeks in any one year. 1t further, |
In most cases, employs competent |
physician to attend him, and not
only the member in his illness but |
his wife and any minor child Can
you appreciate what this protection
means? Have you ever been struck
down by wracking illness and seen
the days go by, drearily, no strong
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1925-03-06

department has been brilliantly adj
ministered. Rates are based on the
the same experience data used by
companies and tested through a hun
all safe and reputable insurance
dred years. Costs are kept down be-
low those Of the old line companies
by having the department admin
istered by fraternai officers. There
are no big salaries and no dividends
to be paid TO favored stockholders.
AS result, the department has to-
day a reserve OF one and a third
dollars for every dollar required by
law. 1t is writing insurance in
States where only absolutely solvent
companies are allowed to do business.
The insurance, however, is optional
with members and it does not add
anything to the cost of membership
for those who do not care to insure.
It is the hope of the fraternal lead
ers that all members will carry some
insurance, because that is the only
right and proper way to protect ones
future and the future of ones fam
lily.
I'm conclusion, it can be confident
ly affirmed that wherever an aerie is |
organized and grows strong in mem
bership, its humane policies are very
soon felt in every home of that city |
There are more good times for ev-
eryone, less poverty, and more help
for the Red Cross, the Salvation Ar
my. the churches, and other welfare
agencies. And there is the glowing
prospect-not far of-of old age
pensions for those who have travelled
a hard journey and can toll no fur
Their. Why, then, should not this
take an interest in the
advancement of the F. o. E.?
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1925-03-06


statute books. They will push tn
Old Age Pension by the same route
until it takes its place with working
mems compensation and mothers
pensions on the statute books of ev
cry state.
This is patriotic order, pledged
to serve the community and the Ma
ton as well as itself. The Eagle
and the Flag are our symbols Lib
erty, Truth, Justice, and Equalit5
are our principles. When, in 1918
the United States mobolized for war
$4,000 members of the Fraternal Or
der of Eagles joined the ranks. In
feryent loyalty the Grand Aerie-
all the delegates of the 1900 aeries-
met and voted unanimously to pay
the dues of all the members in the
service so that they and particularly
their families might be kept under
the protection of the Order. And
then it created a great Patriotic
Fund, from which $1,000 has been
paid to the dependent wife, mother,
or child of every soldier or sailor
who then or now lays down his life
as a result of wounds or disease in
Cured in that war
This order was the first in the
Country to establish such a Patriot
ic Fund. The Government Followed
with its insurance plan and some
other organizations adopted the idea.
But the Eagles were FIRST. 1900
members in the service have died.
The gTatuities paid their families
now have reached total OF one and
a half million dollars.
''The war is over and it's heroes
fast being forgotten. But it is the
proud record of the f. o. E. that it
does not forget. On the f. o. K.
memorial day, which is the second
Sunday in March, and on Armistice
Day in November, this Order espec-
tally honors the veterans. A very
beautiful Ritual is employed and the
exercises are open to the public
Mothers Day" now so universally
Is it's Insurance Department This J
observed in our Country, had its
real origin in the Fraternal Order
If Eagles, although this is not gen
orally known. 1t has been one of
he sacred days of the Order, and is
always celebrated with a program
# reverent music and addresses,
wherein the beauty of motherhood
md the care we owe to it, are inn
PRESSED on the members and the
'ublic.
''These are the salient character
sites of the F. o. B. as it faces the
'ublic. There is one other that is
destined to become its chief advan-
age in the minds of thousands. That
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1925-03-06
LARGE CROWD
ENJOYS SHOW

over five hundred tickets were
sold to the Minstrel Show, which
was given last Monday evening in
Standard Hall and from the crowd
ed appearance of the hall practically
every person buying ticket attend
ed. Before the curtain raised stand
ing room only was available and the
door keeper reported that many peo-
pie were turned away. Immediately
after the show a jitney dance was
given by the colored orchestra and
dancing was enjoyed until midnight.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1925-03-06
LITTLE RESIGNS AS
COMMISSIONERS

Henry Little. street commissioner,
placed his resignation, effective
March 10, in the hands of the viii
lage council at their regular meeting
last Tuesday evening. Mr.. Little ex-
poets to leave in the near future for
Nampa. where he expects to reside
permanently.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1925-03-06

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Halls Catarrh Medicine

Those who are in a run down" condi-
ton will notice that Catarrh bothers
them much more than when they are In
good health. This fact proves that while
Catarrh is a local disease 1t is greatly
influenced by constitutional conditions.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE con-
sists Of an Ointment which Quickly
Relieves by local application, and the
Internal Medicine, a Tonic. which assists
In improving the General Health.
Sold by druggists for over 40 Years.
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Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1925-03-06

County Assessor Claude Stewart
and County Auditor G. G. Siggins,
both OF Twin Falls. were business vi
sitors in Mountain Home for short
time last Tuesday.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1925-03-06

TO SOLVE A CROSSWORD PUZZLE
the this
WIN spell both vertically and horzontaly The n Letter N
vvord
1under the column headed hori
white hrst
black the right and number under verta defines
word
black All words used ere aetonn
ter and obsolete Indicated In the dehnItons
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-12-14

Hail, Happy Union Of Loving
Hearts! Through Tempest and
Sunshine. Veal and Woe. Bush.
wah and Boloney. the fates OF
sweet Barbara Hare, Of East
Lynne. and Young Master Car
isle, same place. fly to a Safe
HaFbori And Sir Francis Lev
lson. the dirty dog. is trotted
away, in gives, to penal serVi-
tude' for life! Hotdam! That's
EAST Lynne"
William Fox made Mrs. Henry
Woods old melodrama into
film and gives it to US on the
Rialto screen this week. It's very
good period stuff, and it's very
mellow, indeed. with most Of the
aubtitles snatched bodily from. the
text Of the play.
Alma Rubens gives one Of her
greatest performances as Lady
Isabel. Perhaps her greatest.
The older stars are Edmund
Lowe, Marjorie Daw. Lou Telle-
gen, Frank Keenan,, Leslie Fen
ton and the rest of the cast. The
play itself is unconvincing, but
who goes to see East Lynne"
to be convinced of anything?
It's good entertainment all the
way through
. Buddy Fisher and his Chester
field Boys are the visiting feature
attraction. International News
reel and Mischa Guterson's music
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-12-14
| WORTHY NATE FOR
"TOL ABLE DAVID"

sons, one a dreamer, a vendor Of
flowers on New York's East Side,
the other, the elder, a weak
gangster's paun. But one night
circumstance made the elder
Carlos, q thief, and to save his
brother and his mothers faith in
her favorite son, Tony assumed
the blame and was sent to prison.
Within a year he returned, and
how he realized his vengeance
upon his prosecutor IL depicted In
q most dramatic and exciting
fight In q Chinese theater.
4 The overture Ii novelty,
Songs Of Yesterday and Today"
with Peer Gynt" for encore, i'm
pressively interpreted. The COM
edy is original, Billy Dooley, in
THE Cooley Cob" all about a
poor. unsophisticated salt run
ming wild for kindness sake in a
girls boarding school. The sup
plements are most interesting.
Pathe News contains some un-
usual airplane shots and the final
anniversary episode, together with
colored views of flowers obtained
by the time camera. A bill of
excellence, headed by a new
Richard Barthelmess.-E. L. P.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-12-14
GOings-On
IN THE THEATERS

NATIONAL--Julia Sanderson in
mo No Nanette."
KEITH'S-Avon Comedy -Four;
other acts.
EARLE-Fashion Revue; other
. acts and films.
WARDMAN PARK-"Scramble
Wives"
STRAND-william Hibbs, ventril-
oquist; others and films.
GAYETY-Powder Puff Frolic,
burlesque.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Maids"
burlnsque.
, NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Bar
thelmess in THE Beautiful
PALACE-PoIa Negri in "a
Woman Of the World"
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Dix In" The
Vanishing American"
RIALTO-."East Lynne; features
TIVOLI-"The Lost World"
AMBASSADOR 1.-THE Beautiful
City"
CENTRAL-"satan in sables."
SAVOY-"The Desert, Flower"
AVENUE GRAND-"The Lost
World"
APOLLO-"The Coming Of Amos"
YORK-"Phantom Of the Opera"
HOME-''Phantom Of the Opera"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-12-14
PROGRAM
FINE CRITIC
PEEVED

Your faithful critic had a good
dinner after most delightful
ride yesterday. Everything was
too good to last. said he, so jour-
neyed to the Earle all prepared to
be not very charitable, Something
must happen TO spoil a perfect
Sunday, he thought, and as the
show was the only thing left that
must be the goat. Now he wants
to tell a faithful and confiding pub.
lie that it's a pretty good old world
after all, for the show was great.
jay Raymond's Fashion Hints"
with q male Lucille as the de.
stgner Of gorgeous gowns and as
clever q sextette Of little toe
dancers as one might hope to see
was q headliner De luxe.
Myron Pearl and his company,
minus Myron himself who was
i'll, presented dance Echoes.
Seven examples Of the terpsicho-
rean art were enthusiastically re-
ceived. "Blackface' Eddie Ross
has lost no part Of his popularity
az q monologist and banjoist. The
Goodwin Comedy -Four with Harry
Goodwin, Jack Freed, Frank
Etanhope and Douglas McIvor
were presented BY william X.
Wells in "A Striking Affair"
Paul Nolan and company present.
cd some clever. Juggling In 1.-THE
Testing Swede." while the we'll
known william and Gladys Ahern
came down from Keith's to sub
for the missing Dale and Fuller.
The feature picture, "Hell's
Highroad." with Leatrice JOY In
the leading role. was q drama OF
the lust for money and the In
evItahle unhappy result. She is
supported by Edmund Burns,
Robert Edeson and Julia Faye.
The bill is complete with an
organ recital, overture and news
reel. In a brief review It doesn't
sound like much but just YOU go
and see til. ". !.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-12-14
| LITTLE BIT OF
AT
STRAND

William Ebbs adds a bonus TO
the entertainment Of his ven.
friloquiaI act at the Strand
Theater this week by following up
his voice acrobatics with an ex-
planation OF how It's done. Some.
thing OF a novelty for voice.throW.
ing acts which is liable to start
an epidemic Of sore threats among
the susceptible.
Harry Towards Revue is a
Compete of typical vaudeville
trimming. songs. dances, and
Jokes in which the Woodworking
Harry is assisted by a quintet OF
others. The Five Petleys are
comedy aerialists who are good
enough gymnasts not to have 20
bother with comedy or anything
else extraneous. A small menag-
erie of dogs. cats, rats, pigeons,
and such makes up the offering
of Newman Graham, and divert
ing It is. Nat Lester and Blanche
Stuart do a song and dance num-
Der.
The photoplay attracted was
The Lawful Cheater." starring
Clara Bow.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-12-14
WILL SOMEONE.
WRITE A TALE
FOR POLA?

GA Woman Of the World"
starring Pola Negri, at the Pal
ace Theater, this week, will sur
prise the admirers of that young
star when they find their IA
vorite doing nothing more nor
less than supporting our old
friend Chester Conklin in a
comedy. It's a fact, Chester is
there, mustache and all while
outside of emoti~~ once or twice
and displaying few stunning
gowns, Miss Negri has very
little to do in a story that is
slightly ridiculous and not so
wisely directed.
The plot deals with a countess,
who, disappointed in love, for
Bakes the gaietieS Of European
watering places for the peaceful
attractions of Maple Grove, us.
A. Here she arrives just in time
to witness a raid on a dance hall
by a narrow minded fanatic who
holds down the job Of district at.
'korney. The lawyer believes all
women-or most of them-wicked.
and when he sees the countess
smoking a cigaret, he decides TO
chase her away from Maple
Grove. That's about all except
the countess whips the attorney
and then the two fall in love.
: Conklin, as Sam Poore, the
country relation, Is the real star
gof the production and 1t is mainly
Through his efforts, that the pic
efure turns out to be q laughing
piece from start to finish. There
are others in the cast and they
MI perform well in good comedy
PARTS Of the small town type.
+, Topics of the Day flashes
another witty reel. The Pathe
News presents some interesting
events in connection with the
celebration of its twenty-fifth an.
adversary. There's a swift NOV
ing one-reel comedy and a very
Entertaining musical program by
the popular Palace Theater Orch
estfa.-H. s.