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Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

Japan's wealth is now set at fifty
enc billions. According to the
World Almanac it was twenty-five
and half billions in 1922 and that
same year the wealth Of the United
States was over three hundred and
twenty and a half billions. Japan
nearly doubled her wealth in the
previous decade, proflting hugely
from the war
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16
Friday, January IS, 1925.

Public officers are the servants
and agents of the people, to execute
laws which the people have made
and within tho limits of a Con.
stitution which they have establish
ed.-Grover Cleveland.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16
Couldn't Hurt Him

NouIont hurt HIM
An exceptionally voluble beginner
at golf was vainly endeavoring tc
make his first drive on good form
pausing in his efforts, he espied
watching him, 4 small girl. holding
by the hand a still smaller boy
Immediately visions of the dangers
of flying balls flashed across his
mind.
You ought not to bring your lit
tie brother here" he cautioned the
girl.
20. it's all right, sir" was the
reply. Hes stone deaf."-Harper's
Magazine.
Harry Dear" exclaimed little
Mrs. Simpson to her husband. %
have b-bcen d-dreadfully insulted.'
''1nsulted. BY whom"
"B-by your m-mother," answered
the young wife, bursting into tears
My mother, Flora? Nonsense.
She's miles away"
Flora dried her tears. "I'n tell
You all about It," she said. "a let
ter came for you this morning, ad-
dressed in your mothers writing,
so II opened it,"
"Of course" said Harry.
Tit was written to YOU all
through. Do you understand"
Il understand. But where did the
In the p-p-postscrip," cried the
wife. bursting into fresh floods of
tears. 1T s-said, 'D-dear Flora
c-dont fail TO give this l-letter to
larry. | w-want him to have it,"
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16
Augusta Lodge Directory

TRINITY CoMMANDERY NO. {, 4.
~ Snecia, stated conclave at Masonic
Temple Friday evening. Jan. IL, az I.SV'
All sojourning Araters are cordlaiiy III
'''Ga R C CSRAWRFoRD "a WORD Mc1LRoY. E. c.
ALBERT NJ. PINGREE. Recorder.
6ETHIEHEM LODGE, NO. IS, r. &
a M Special communication Monday
evening Jan. 10, at 7.30 at Masonic
Temple Work in L. A. degree. All
sojourning brothers cordially invited.
HAROLD Nj. STONE, w. M.
P. z. FULLER, Sec.
ROSE OF SHARON CHAPTER,
No. 10, .. e. s. Stated meeting on
first Wednesday Of each montn az LIMA. ma.
bers are cordially invited to attend
ELSIE NJ, piNGREE Sec.
mon-wed-fri,tf
ASYLUM LODGE. NO. 70. }. Q. o. E.
Regular meetings Friday at 1:3o L; NJ
FRANK l.. DOUGLAS, n. q.
ELLIS z. WALKER, Secy.
JEPTHA ENcAMPMENr, NO: 8
Meetings second and fourth Tuesdays
of each month at 7.30. Patriarchial de-
gree at next meeting, Jan. ~.
rREp e pnAii.EE. T; HAHi:. s Scribe. &
CANTON AUGUSTA. NO. 9. p. M.
Regular meeting every third TUESDAY
at y o'clock.
A. nj. DRUMMOND. Clerk.
r. g. cAPEN REBEKAH LODGE,
No SO. /. o. o. r., meets I'd and 4th
Wednesday evening at 7.3O o'clock.
GRACE e. MESSER, N G.
EVA NJ LAMsON. Rec Sec.
mch25. .m-w-f.lyr
G. A. r. THE REGULAR MEETING
Of Seth Williams Post No. Is drst
Thursday OF each month.
WILLIAM MclIAvID. Adjutant.
THE MAccABEEs, kENNEBEC
Tent No. Is. meets in ForeAteis hall
the second Monday Of each month at
o'clock.
H. A. MILLER. Com.
w. l.. CROSS, r. X.
mon-wed-fri.1yr
KENNEeEC LODGE. NO. 1853,
Loyal Order OF Moose. meets In q. A:
r. hall. Water street. first and third
Wednesday evening OF each month at
CHESTER NJ. REDMOND. Dictator
w w Jackson. Sec. Is Pike St.
mon-wed-fri.tf
LOMBARD CAMP, 2751, ROYAL
Neighbors Of America. Meetings sec
ond Friday evening of each month at
FRANCES E. FARwElI. Oracle
JULIA E ROBINSON. Rec.
jn1 1,mon-wedfri,1yr
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16
MAINE GOSSIP


The House is organized agin,
With Tudor Gardiner, speaker,
The same old clerk. assistant CLERK,
An Pat, the old doorkeeper.
The same reporters at the same
Old table sit a-writin'.
An things is gittin' started, though,
AS Yet, they aint exciting.
The boys he'd raised leetle sum
Fer postage stamps this mornin',
When sudden one man arose
Without IL word Of warning,
An said he wanted of his share
(lie spoke a little warmly
All gin away. to the Red Cross
An the Salvation Army.
The Chair" want long in scttins
HIN.
(He'd overstrpped the hordcr)
But quicker than cat could wink
Had ruler him out of order.
But most Of its bin kinder tame,
An me, I'm jest a-tryin'
To stick it out. fer bout next week
They'll git to arSerfyin.
An things will git eXcitin' then.
sometimes they git quite snappy,
Ans when a good scrap he can see
Yer Uncle Cy is happy.
--Luo Milton.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

Here's new one, almost good
enough for q movie plot. A Bangor
man was to meet his wife at a
designated place. She took fright al
seeing man approach and ran into
o. nearby house. The police were
notified and upon apprehending the
man. the wife found 1t was her hus-
band
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

Tuesday night to Thursday morn
ing does make a strenuous week.
one way of looking at it.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

Johnnie-"Mother l just seem,
Mother (reprovingly) - "Johnn'''
Where is your GRAMMAR?
Johnnie--"I was trying to tell ~.
She's down at the barber shop HI.
ting her hair bobbed." The EsA'
can"
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16
Light and Airy
Nothing Given Away

Fluffie-You mean thing. You
said you wouldn't give away that
secret l told you.
Wuffie-I didn't. exchanged 1t
for another secret and bar of
Chocolate.-Stray Stories.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

IL tllne.
Red Pep
per Rub" is
the C o | d
+ G m e d Y
that brings
q Il | C kest
re lie (. 1t
cannot hurt
You and it
c G + tainly
s e q m & TO
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16
SULPHUR CLEARS
SKIN RIGHT UP

Any breaking
out of the skin,
even fiery, Itch
ing eczema. can
be quickly over
come by apply
ing u little Mem
I h @ sulphur.
declares Il noted
n specialist. Be
Use of its germ
'tfoylng proper
$. this sulphur
'paration b e gins
a t on Ce t o
soOthe irritated
skin and heal
eruptions such
as IA Sh. pimples
and ring worm.
1t seldom fails to
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16
RED PEPPER FOR
COLDS IN CHEST

Ease your tight. aching chest Stop
the pain. Break up the congestion.
Feel a bad cold
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

\ robin has been reported seen at
Livermore Falls? An early bird or
q belated one?
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16
As She Is Spoke

First Girl to her friend)-my
dear. last night l met the most
divine egg l have ever witnessed,
He's the porcupine's quills. all of
them. He has the biggest shoulders
they're too cute for anything, and
ms nose and eyes are gorgeous, Just
gorgeous. Does he dance, well? A
regular st. Nitus. | mean to tell you.
ana not only that, my dear, he plays
tne saXophone like an angel out of
right.-Life.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

The Miaot Corner Patrons of IIus-
banderY arc making plans to rebuild
their Grange hail.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16
Helpful Education

so you have sent your boy to COL
Yes
You used to say that a college
education didn't teach anything
Have you changed your mind?"
Yes"
'Since when?"
Since he went to college"
We'll. what does a college educa
ton teach that is really practical?'
1T teaches a boys father how to
take care of his money."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer
Yes, my friend, l was about to
marry countess when suddenly
learned she spent more than $4,000 q
year on her dressmakcr."
Then what did you do?"
Il married the dressmaker,"
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

A big winter carnival will he stag
ell, Feb. II at Lincoln. Everybody IS
going to have a finger in the pie.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16
Left Alone

1t seems that the woman COM
Fiained that she wanted her freedom
so she could SO back East. She
'estiheo that ner husband never
was at home and that she was lone
ly.
no" iong mas this been going
on asked she Judge. and when the
woman answered five years." his
honor moved to ask why she had
waited until this particular time to
ask for legal redress.
Well. Your Honor" she sobbed, 81
had two goldfish for company, but
they died in that last cold spell"
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16
Imagination


Merchant-I tell you. that new
salesman we put on is a corker-
he's got ideas.
travelling Salesman-What's he
done? e
Merchant-He's sold that big lot
OF old-fashioncd washing machines
we had In the warehouse-the ones
that work by hand. YOU know-iust
told the stout woman who came in
Tat tho pretty girl he had showing
lfein used this plan to reduce her
WeiGht.-Good Hardware.
You handle large sums of money
an this playa million or more in
every act"
u see" said the actor.
And you must handle it as If Won
We're used 10 it."
uould you let me have ten dollars
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

Portland's winter sports tourney is
only Portlanders Will be eligible in
the events. They are calling it
strictly municipal affair.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

Business CARDS
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

| Waterville. Me, Jan. II, 1925.
| The Kennebec journal,
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

Iewiston's operatic season will be
officially recognized by Governor
Brewster and Mrs. Brewster, as they
have promised to attend the opening
night of Romeo and Juliet, Feb. Q. at
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

Up Boston way. they even crave
tho ground we walk on. as you might
say. A Boston concern has written
to \. J.. T. Cummings. secretary of
the State Chamber of Commerce.
asking for some samples of Bowdoin-
ham clay. There is a quality to the
clay which may prove valuable in
certain processes carried on by the
applicants.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1925-01-16

What would one individual do with
a composite brain, derived from
these Of the 43 members of Bates col
lege faculty? Bates college had, in
the beginning four instructors and
now 1t has a faculty of 43.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28
PLATTEVILLE

Miss Elizabeth Hooper formerly of
this city but late of Chicago, is in poor
health and is at the home of her sister
Mrs Mary Poland, of Lancaster.
Everett Blight recently completed
harvesting his peanut crop. He gath
cred peck of mammoth size. These
are often grown in this section, but
so many are not often harvested.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Butson en-
tertained at a family dinner Sunday.
On the menu was wild roast duck
This is an annual event as the host
is a good sportsman and is always
sure of bringing down enough birds
to supply the family for this happy
reunion.
Mr. and Mrs. George Stauss who re-
Gently moved here from Mineral Point
are located in the Kleinhammer house
on North Elm street. Mr.. Stauss is
connected with the Platteville Whole
sale Grocery Co., having purchased an
interest in the plant.
Sophomore honors for general high
scholarship during their first years at
the university, 1923-1925, were award
ed to IS students at the University of
Wisconsin this week. Of this number,
II received high honors, and 68 Soph-
omore honors. Those from Wisconsin
cities are; Sophomore honors-1ohn
Harris, Cuba City; Alice L. Johns,
Dodgeville; Martha j. Petty, Lancas-
ter; Dorothy Villemonte, Fennimore.
High honors to Josephine M. Winter,
ReWey
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28
NORTH LANCASTER

Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Beetham, the
Kisses Leona and velma Hickin at
tended school social ut Sitter Fri
day eve.
Lois Borah, U. w. student, was at
home the weekend.
Mrs. Fred Diesel is at the John Die
sci home for few days.
Leslie Deakin is driving new Chew
rolet coach and Ormie Jerrett a tour
ing Of the same make.
Hickoks installed new furnace at
the Dowdon school Saturday.
Stanley Edwards, who visited in
Minnesota, with his parents. Mr. and
Mrs. Harry Edwards, is back in our
school.
Mike Burns and family were Sunday
visitors at the Schloesser home.
Carol Pittenger attended the home
coming at Platteville.
Leona and Jeanette Hickin spent
the weekend with their sister, Mrs.
Bert Krohn.
Misses Angela Williams and Evelyn
Sherman were Sunday guests of Bar
bara Schloesser.
The Dyer school resumed work last
week after being closed on account of
the death of Miss Pittenger's brother,
Raymond.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28
GRANT RIVER

Mesdames Hortence (Tebo) Ryan of
Cassville, Minnie Mclean Cooley of
Bloomington and Lizzie (Suttle) Lar
kins of Mechanicsville, Iowa, are Wis
iting the scenes of their girlhood and
renewing old acquaintance They are
stopping at the N H. Suttle home near
Flora and they have visited the fol-
lowing homes: Thomas Green, Charley
Mclean, Ed Mclean, Henry Mankel,
Dan Hoffman and John Joyce.
Grandma Pagel attended the funeral
of the German minister's wife in Ian
caster Saturday.
MT. and Mrs. Will Rink of Du-
buque spent Saturday and Sunday at
the Charles Plautz home.
Lilah Mclean, accompanied by Alma
Edwards, spent the weekend with
Mrs Alma Borah and took in the
Home Coming at Platteville Normal
Mr.. and Mrs. Dick Lewis returned
home last Tuesday after a two weeks
visit at Des Moines, Fayette and
Charlton, Iowa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Plautz an
nounce the birth of a son born a week
ago Tuesday.
John Joyce's family attended the
Mission services at st. Mary's church
in Bloomington the past week.
Miss Elsie Stark was a Sunday Wis
itor at the Charles Plautz home.
Mr.. and Mrs Otto Losch and fam
lily spent Sunday at Will Pagels.
The Novelty social at the Bowen
school was well attended and much en-
joyed. The pupils rendered very good
program.
Elizabeth Joyce accompf nied by
number of her pupils ca''ed at the
Everett Treloar home in Little Grant
Friday after school to see Inez Ire
loar who is recuperating after Sc
we're illness.
DR.. Truitt and family of Fennimore
were Sunday visitors at Frank Nc
Leans.
Robt Behling of Lancaster called at
his farm in this vicinity Sunday.
Hardy Grimes and wife Of Lancas-
ter were Sunday visitors at the Lee
Rogers home.
| Mrs. Ed Mclean spent Sunday af-
ternoon with Mrs. Yves Pollock.
Mrs. Mary Hoffman spent the past
week with her daughter, Mrs. Ed Nc
Lean.
Henry Mankel spent Sunday at
Charley McLean's
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28
SPEED e SERVICE

WE HAVE A NICE BIG STOCK
OF SOFT COAL, SOLVAY COKE
AND PETROLEUM CARBON, AL
so HARD COAL FOR FURNACE.
Henry Kraemer is putting on as
bestos shingles on the Geo. Wun-
derlin house this week.
Oscar Damn is starting the Sec
ond hen house. His two hen hous-
es are being built by VIM. Kraem-
er according to the State plan.
Harvey Alcorn is building hen
house for winter eggs.
THERE ARE BIGGER PROFITS
FOR YOU IN THE POULTRY
BUSINESS RIGHT NOW.
Get busy and build or remodel
your hen house at once. You can
easily get your money back this
winter. THERE IS PLENTY OF
TIME YET TO BUILD OR RE-
MODEL.
Sam Dobson hauled out a corn
crib for the Dobson Estate farm.
Bert DiVall got 73c a dozen for
eggs shipping to New York City.
Walter Day is having the Chin
ney on the farm home repaired.
Otto Block is starting the cement
work for Fred Knapp's hen house.
Christ Wieland took out load
of cement for repairs about the
farm.
Jake Hartman is building milk
house out of our Kant Krush tile.
Adolph Vesperman and Everett
Muldoon each bought 500 bushel
picket fence corn crib.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28
LIVINGSTON

Mrs. J. R. Lindsey, wife of Rev. ].
R. Lindsey, was found in state of
coma by her son, Bobbie, when he
came home from school last Tuesday
Neighbors saw him crying in the yard
and asked him the trouble. When he
said he could not wake his mamma
up" they went into the house and saw
her condition and got a doctor who
succeeded in bringing her out of it af-
ter about hours. 1t was due to acute
diabetes She is improving somewhat.
The Harvest Home sale for benefit
of the M. E. church was success and
brought in more than $500.
Misses Jennie and Mabel Livingston
were in Platteville Saturday.
H. R. Livingston has dug 805 bush
els of potatoes off 3A acres of land.
Mrs. E: N Hawley is home after a
two weeks absence visiting her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Ross Davis, of Oregon, Ill.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28

Mrs. Eda Suttle entertained the Sew
Ing Circle last Wednesday.
Mesdames Lizzie Larkin, Hortense
Ryan and Minnie Cooley were guests
at the N. II. Suttle home last week.
They also called on other old friends
Mrs. Lou Schildgen was at the home
of her son, Ernest, the last of the
week.
Mrs. Lou Schildgen and Mrs. Ernest
Schildgen called on Mrs. Homer Irish
Friday afternoon.
A. G.. Petersen and Suttle Bros.
each have a radio.
The Homer Irish family spent Fri
day evening at A. G. Petersen's.
Harry Pascoe shredded corn the
last of the week.
A. Ziegler and Carol Edgington
went to Fennimore Saturday after
noon.
Beryl, Ted and Donald Irish spent
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28
AFAMILY REUNION

On Sunday relatives gathered at the
home of Mrs. ma VAIL to participate
in a family reunion in honor of Mr..
and Mrs. Harry Leer of Petersburg,
N. j., who are visiting the Smith fam
lily. Each came with baskets filled
with god things and bounteous din
ner was served. Music and relating
stories of old time events were the
main diversions in the afternoon. AT
p. m. supper was served and at a
late hour all departed for their homes.
Those present were: Mr. and Mrs.
Harvey Leer, Petersburg, N. j., Mr.
and Mrs. Andrew Smith, Mr.. and Mrs.
Vernon Belscamper of Mt. Hope, Mr.
and Mrs. Rollo Smith and children,
Leila, Arno and Darline, AurAla
Smith, Will Smith from Fennimore,
Mrs Jean Doll and daughter, Bernice,
Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Scott and son, Mr..
and Mrs. Harvey Scott and children,
Mr.. and Mrs. Nelson Scott and chill
dren, Mr.. and Mrs. Adolph Lorenz and
children, Mrs. Anna VAIL and daugh-
ter, Marjorie, Hal Smith, Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank Smith and daughter, Iva
nellie, all of Lancaster, and Mrs. Nell
Soderstrom and children of Madison
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28

DR.. Faherty and wife. after a two
weeks visit among relatives and
friends at Omaha and Council BLUFFS
returned to their home in Potosi the
fore part of last week.
Mrs. Fred Grimm, Mrs. Charles
Baumler, Mrs. Robert Travis and
Mrs. Charles Vogelshurg entertained
at a meeting of Royal Neighbors at
the Woodman hall Thursday evening.
Joe Ostermeier and Edward Schroe-
der returned to their homes in Potosi
during the week from trip Of sight
seeing in st. Paul and Maiden Rock.
Mrs. Sam Wilmott has been con-
fined to her bed for the past week
with a severe attack of Quinsy.
Mrs. Carl Kress and children of
Lancaster spent the weekend with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. E. A. Berge
in Potosi
John and Arno Keehner have
branched into new business and have
established cream station in a build
ing near their feed mill.
Miss Kathryn Seaton. student at the
Bayless Business College in Dubuque,
spent the weekend with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. Seaton, in Potosi
Tom Mcmahon and crew Of men
have completed driving the piling for
the west pier of the Grant river
bridge at Masseyville and will start
this week with concrete work.
Otto Udelhofen of Cuba City was a
brief visitor in Potosi Friday.
Herman Lesser, near British Hol-
low, entertained his brothers and sis
tiers and families and brothers-in-law
and sisters-in-law and families at his
home Sunday The occasion was the
65th anniversary of his birth. 1t is
needless to say that Herman and his
wife and guests enjoyed the event.
Alvin, son of Mr.. and Mrs. Cap
Schmitz, has another attack Of rheum-
atism that disabled him so long last
year.
DR.. Brady has been busy man
since locating in Potosi and his prac-
tice is rapidly gaining, so much SO
that the tires of his coupe do not de-
cay for lack of use.
Mrs. Eva Kreiser and baby daugh-
ter are visiting in Dubuque.
Miss Cecilia Sweeney of Dubuque
made a brief call in Tennyson Sun
day.
ATTY. VI OuUu4uC AcA0 u CAo
mess matter to attend to before Judge
Wilmott Saturday.
The town board of supervisors of
the town of Potosi, have given notice
in writing to two widows in Tenny-
son that they must build sidewalk
along in front of their premises, and
if work on the walk has not started
within ten days from the date Of SER
vice of the notice they, the town
board, will proceed to build the walk
at the expense of the two widows.
Now the question arises, has a town
board the power to make anyone build
sidewalk in an unincorporated vii
lage?
Don and his Ragtime Pals dance or
chestra and entertainers, six pieces,
from Dubuque, will make the music
for dance at Muller's pavilion in Po-
| tosi Friday eve, Oct. 30.-Adv.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28
SITTER

Will Pien and family went to Madi-
son Saturday and returned Monday.
Al Riddiough found shawl on the
Annaton-S Sitter road the other side of
Ed Lind's gate that the owner may
have by inquiring of Riddioughs.
Rev. H. j. Loemker and wife OF
Sheriff., Ia, were here last week max
ing their friends, the Damerows, a
short visit.
Perhaps by this time you are aware
of the fact that Uncle Sam has made
a new ruling as to the time our mail
carriers leave 1t is 11:45 a. m. if
the train is on time, so patrons must
govern themselves accordingly.
Paul Brandemuehl and Miss Dor
othy McCluskey of Mt. Hope were
here Sunday at the Louise Bast home.
Also Will Bast was out from Madison
over Sunday.
Kenneth Smith lost one of his work
horses alst week.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. r. Winsor attended
the mission service at Fennimore Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs Reuben Mauer and
Ruth were in Fennimore Sunday.
Miss Esther Damerow gave a party
last Friday evening for her Sunday
school class. Games were played and
refreshments served. All had a fine
time
Adolph Bergheger and wife visited
here last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph King of Lam
caster called on Mrs. Fanny Bayman
last Saturday.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28
Northumberland
UNE & LANCASTER, WISE OCT0BER sS, 1923 NUMBER 81
SHAVINGS
Wrong Street

Wrong Street
Edith-"Dicky, dear, your offlce
is in State Street, isn't it,"
Dicky-"Yes, why?"
Edith-"That's what told papa.
He said he'd been looking you UP
in Bradstreet."
Another DumbeH Joke
Voice Over Telephone-"Hello, is
this the Board of HEALTH"
Official (answering) - "Yes'm.
Voice-"Will you kindly tell me
how the second exercise goes? My
Victrola is broken"
Didn't Mean to Insult
"Do you call this a good pork
chop?" demanded the irate custom
er.
why, yes, sir" replied the wait
sr.
well, returned the customer, Il
consider that to be an insult to any
respectable hog in the country"
Sorry, sir" replied the waiter,
Il had no intention of insulting
you, sir"
Office VOdVil.
Roy-"I split whisky on my coat
how can 1 get it OFF,
Tim-"Have you tried Blue Jay
corn remover"
Good Word for Hits
give just discovered new dis
ease"
Patient-"Call it 'Pfxlzia'."
why"
Because it just fits into a cross
word puzzle I'm composing"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28

Saturday evening at NJ H Suttle's.
Russell and Kenneth Snyder spent
Saturday night and Sunday with their
parents.
A. G. Petersen and family went to
Lancaster Saturday.
Donald Marshall spent Sunday with
Lyle Atkinson.
The Ervie Edwards family spent
Sunday at the DR.. Edwards home In
Platteville.
Mrs. Pitt Jacco is the guest of Mrs.
Homer Irish.
Miss lisa Kennedy and mother were
at Homer Irish's Sunday.
Frank Tanner and wife spent Sun,
day at Will Garthwaite's.
Ed Bishell had the misfortune to
lose a nice colt.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28

Miss Mary O'Leary of Gratiot and
Frank McCauley of Shullsburg were
married Oct. 18th. They are on an
auto trip to Denver, Colo.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28

Miss Ada Kinch, former resident OF
Belmont, died Saturday. Funeral SER
vices were held at Belmont. Miss
Kinch was school teacher.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-10-28

( Why not have a good lecture course
at the Grantland this winter?