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New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
Tx91. ,unrAob A MAxSoNR R1xEAzE Jtuux
MAxS0NN NxKlEE JIpnI

Why 20 around with long drawn
 face At home and every other place? You do not have to look at 1t, So have heart and smile bit.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
Mally the Mystic

He'll Answer Your Questions The brides, and also widows Nell' Brings many problems in its trail; But Wary, through his mystic
 sight,
 Can always tell you what is right.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
Member of the Associated Press.

Tho Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to tho use for republication or all news credited to it or not otherwise credited in thls paper and also local news published herein.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

The only profitable advertising medium,
 In tho City, Circulation books and prsss room always open to advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
Member Audit Bureau Of Circulation.

The A. B. c. is national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tisers with strictly honest analysls Of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon thls audit. This insures protection against fraud In newspaper distribution figures to both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

There's one good thing about an off season for congress. Mir Dawes can catch up with his sleep,
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
Musical Exercises

q see in the papers," said the poor mans wife, that rich men take their exercise to music"
 Poor men take their exercises to music, too," replied Bill the toiler, "to the chin music of the cussing foreman
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

Correct this sentence: '1're known her for years" said the woman. and I've never heard her criticise anybody" Protected by Associated Editors,
 Incl
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
Wonders of Ra,iiD

Baker T 500 that they have re- ceiyed n message from Mars" Meekor. "What was it?"
 Baker, '"Fhey wanted 10 know if there was anyone living on the earth by the name of John Smith, !"
 Pauline Upper
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
Improving Him

Brother: Your fiance is a good egg, Sis: he is white all through" Sister: Hell be better with a matrimonial yoke"
 Il. Jones.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

Women drivers demand only half of the road. But sometimes they are slow about deciding which half.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

Boots and the editorl
 Meanwhile. what about some cor- respondenee between you and tho editor - replacing letter with some contributions
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
BEAUTtFy IT WITH iE
 "DIAMOND DYES

Perfect home dyc
 ing and tinting i, guaranteed with Dla- mond Dyes. Just dip in cold water 10 tint soft. delicate shades. or boil to dye rich, permanent c ol rs. Each 15-cent pack ige contains direc- tlons 80 simple any woman can dye or lint lin rerie siIke
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

The Herald Is on sale daily in New York at HotalIng's New Stand. Times Square, schultz's News Stand. Entrance Grand Central, 4end street.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

If he steps ahead 10 open the door, she is probably sweetie 1n- stead of a wife.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
By CHARLES P. STEWART
 NEA Service Writer

Washington, April 27.---Do their laws over-regulato the American people?
 That's not for me to say" re- piled United States Attorney Gem eral John c. Sargent. My busi- ness, as attorney general, is to enforce the law. Making laws is a legislative function, I'm a strong believer in each man sticking to his own job. ...
 'If IL were a legislator, I'd have something to say about iaw-mak- ing. In the Department of Justice my duty is to administer the laws as I find them. If think change should be made, may recommend it. I've no right or desire to criti- cize otherwise.
 Most of our troubles seem to me due to intolerance--a failure to understand our neighbors. In this country our laws change pretty fast, too. Accustomed to the old es- tablished laws. we violate the new ones unreflectingly. believe that's how most of our new regulations are broken--thoughtlessly.
 Generally, I thing the Ameri' can people mean to obey our laws.
 
 Doesn't our multiplicity of reg ulations," l asked, Hamper law enforcement. Doesn't It make for general disrespect of law? Anyway there are more arrests just nov than ever. Prison populations ar' increasing"
 "Our laws" said the attorne.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

Just because you have a fowcr- girl at your wedding isn't sign that married life will be bed of roses.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

One reason why there are few great statesmen is because s5o,- 00o-men seldom ask for sS,oO0- jobs.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

The reformer's good example might be just as effective if he didn't talk so darned much about it
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
The Palliative Husband

Dear Wally:
 Help me out pray. Nv husband talks, by night and day, Of girls with whom he used to go' How can I stop him?
 Fulla Woe. Dear Fulla Woe:
 A rolling pin Will stop his everlasting din IFS old, inelegant, and rude, But darned efficient, cen though crude.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
Four-Fluslling

Miriam; "I wouldn't refuse George, if l were you, just because he builds castles In the air" Caroline: But, my dear, his are hot-air castles"
 Walter Cool.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

Americanism: Cussing the gov ernment; cussing aliens who cuss the government.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

IL must irk senators to see the world getting along all right when they are not in session.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

Prize winning poems and stories indicate that one art in need of de- yelopment is that of judging,
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
rTI,TpUONE CALIs

Entered at the Post otfios at New Britain
 As Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

It isn't necessary to hunt for suckers. Just invent a new ism and let nature take its course.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
MihaI Price GIorS,

WHHI FTTVN VTUFs6 Barton: "I suppose that you Will not want to so 10 the theater with your old hat"
 Mrs. Barton: "of course not!" Barton: That's what l thought, So bought only one ticket"
 IN. Chaponet.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

A good mother is one who feels neglectful if she isn't worrying about something.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

Some fool drivers are killed, but seldom by a blow on the head.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

Man may be super-monkey. But YOU know which one manages to get by without working.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

Business office .... sss Editorial Rooms ..., s2s
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

There will be no peace while one nation thinks any mention of dis armament a personal insult.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
New Britain Herald
REPRESENTATION RATES
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Issued Daily Sunday Exeeptedl At Herald Bldg, e7 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
Committing Harry-kari

Dear Wally:
 am soon to marry, Though Pa and Ma don't like my Harry. 1Is will not work. Pa says he's lazy. But oh, love him dearly
 Daisy, Dear Daisy:
 Go ahead and wed. Remember. though, what Papa selu When OCT a wssh-tub long you tarTy Supporting your dear, worthless Harry.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

sOV NeAfs is,00 Three Months.
 16e. q Month,
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

Copyright, 1925, Reproduction Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

Even moderns revere the mid night oil unless it's fuel oil in the cocktails.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
V0N HINDENBURG WINS ELECTION

(Continued from First Page)
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

The egoist has one advantage. He can survive having his love let ters read in court.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27

At times we suspect that the req son ancestors get bragged on Is be- cause they are safely dead.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
rho Edltor.s Gossip shop

Next week, if nothing interteres' un expect to make very impor- tant announcement. One which will surely spur you on to greater efforts. Sorry we can't even intimate what 1t Is.
 Have patience.
 
 Meows from the Kampus Kitty has been hcralded so far and wide that, every now and then, we VII publish the correspondence of Kitty
New Britain herald., 1925-04-27
FactsandFancies
 BY ROBERT vUIIL.ES

Some fool drivers are killed, but seldom by a blow on the head.
 Even moderns revere the mid night oil unless it's fuel oil in the cocktails.
 Americanism: Cussing the gov ernment; cussing aliens who cuss the government.
 A good mother is one who feels neglectful if she isn't worrying about something.
 At times we suspect that the req son ancestors get bragged on is be- cause they are safely dead.
 The egoist has one advantage. He can survive having his love let ters read in court.
 There will be no peace while one nation thinks any mention of dis armament a personal insult.
 + must irk senators to see the world getting along all right when they are not in session.
 It isn't necessary to hunt for suckers. Just invent a new ism and let nature take its course.
 One reason why there are few great statesmen is because s50,- 00o-men seldom ask for s3,0OO. jobs.
 Man may be per-monKey. But you know which one manages tc get by without working.
 winning poems and stories | indicate that one art in need Of de
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-05-14
NOTICE OF sHEF.IFF's SALE

NOTICE OF SHEF.IFF"S SALE
State of Minnesota, County of Stearns.
District Court-Seventh Judicial Dis
trict
Frederick G. Lee, Jennie M. Lee, Her
bert Norgorden, as administrator,
of the estate of Nels o. Norgorden,
deceased, Amelia Norgorden, Mar
tin Nelson and William P. Young.
Defendants
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN, that
under and by virtue of judgment and
decree entered in the above entitled das
certified transcript of which has been
delivered to me. I. the undersigned,
Sheriff Of Stearns County, will sell at
public auction to the highest bidder
for cash, on Friday, the 18th day of
June, 1925, at 1000 o'clock in the fore
noon, at the front door Of the Post
Office in the city Of Sank. Centre, in
said county, in one parcel, the prem
Uses and real estate described in said
judgment and decree, to wit:
The, West half Of the Southwest
quarter (Wk of SWA), and the North
east quarter of the Southwest quarter
(NEA of SWA) and the Northwest
quarter of the Southeast quarter
lNWA Of sEA9 of Section eno thirty, thirty
twenty seven CPD Range thirty
four (34), containing 100 acres, more or
less in the County of Stearns, Mime
sofa.
B. E. Schooner.
Sheriff of Stearns County
Victor T. Conklin,
Published April 80, May 7-14-21-2s.,
June A. 1926
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-05-14

lasses. Stir until all the ingredients
are we'll dissolved.
81 Work the liquid materials in
to the bran and arsenic by adding a
little at time and turning with a
scoop shovel or rake until no dry
bran remains. A good mixture will
be uniformly moist and yet will scat
ter into small flakes when broadcast
ed from the hand.
Twenty pounds of the prepared
mmash to the acre is about the right
amount for an ordinary infestation {.
This means only a few flakes to the
square foot. Spots where grasshop-
pers are densely massed should re-
ceive heavier application. One hun
dred pounds of bran should make
enough mash to treat ten to twelve
acres.
The fight against grasshoppers
must he started early in the season,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-05-14
Men Before Citizens
Before man made citizens, great
Nature made US mem. r. Lowell.
ALL OUT OF SORTS?
So Was This Sank Centre Woman
Who Tells Her Experience

All too often women accept their
pains and aches as natural to their
sex. They fail to realize that weak
kidneys are often to blame for that
backache, those headaches, dizzy
spells and that tired, depressed feel
ing. Thousands have found new
health and strength by helping the
weakened kidneys with Doan's Pills
stimulant diuretic. This Sank Centre
case is one Of many:
Mrs. John Tombers, N. Main St..
Corn. Second, says: "Many years ago
my kidneys were in such miserable
condition and my health was so
broken, l suffered all the time. The
pains in my kidneys were intense and
when lay down to rest, the soreness
in my back was acute. My head
PANIED constantly and dizziness was
common. was nervous and irritable.
Doan's Pills helped me and gradually
I picked up in health. Five boxes OF
Doan's cured me-"
Coo at all dealers, Foster ilburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.-Adv.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-05-14

'Hoppers Matching; Outbreak
Feared-University Farm, st. Paul
Nav 12-Grasshoppers are already
Matching out in districts OF north
central and east central Minnesota.
This is fully a month ahead of the
Matching in 1924, according to ento-
mologists of the University OF Min
nesota, and is due, of course, to the
unusually early spring.
A. G.. Ruggles, state entomologlst
and C. E. Nickel, extension entomo-
Iogist with the University of Mime
sofa, have just returned from an In
spection tour Of areas which Were
known to be we'll stocked with hop
per eggs last fall. They found that
the eggs are already hatchlng,. with
nothing to indicate that parasites or
weather conditions have injured them
/, in the least. Under the conditions
they believe that a serious grasshop-
per outbreak is a possibility in local
tiles of Benton, Chisago, Isanti, Kan
abec, Mile Laos, Pine, Sherburne,
Stearns, and Wright counties.
In local areas in the territory de-
fined grasshoppers last year destroy.
ed pastures and greatly damaged
oats and other grain, thus forcing
the farmers to buy feed. A repetl-
ton of last years losses will be a
hard blow for the farmer.
The eggs of the hopper were found
by the University Farm men prln-
cipally in stump lands and old per-
manent pastures. The ground on
the south side of trees and stumps is
a favorite nesting place. The eggs
were laid in pods in the crowns OF
the grass or at grass roots. These
pods give protection and insure a big
crop unless the weather is unusually
wet or severe. These conditions did
not prevail last winter and the "hop-
per outlook is something, therefore:
to be feared.
"Indications point to an outbreak
even more serious this year than last
year." says Mr.. Nickel. eff the
Matching period should be followed
by a week or ten days of cold, rainy
weather the 'hoppers would be great
ly reduced. On the other hand,
should the weather turn warm and
continue dry, the situation is bound
to become serious.
'"The important thing for farm
er to do In THIS emergency is 10 Keep
a close watch of his land, particularly
pastures, and if 'hoppers appear in
large numbers he should put out poi.
son bait. In case he needs help ne
should see his county agent or tele-
phone or write to the Division of En-
tomology at University Farm.
Mr.. Nickel recommends the dry
method in mixing poisoned bran
mash. Three important steps are
necessary, as follows:
ID Thoroughly mix 100 pounds
of coarse wheat bran and five pounds
of crude white arsenic, or paris green.
This can be done by working the
bran and arsenic back and forth with
q schoop shovel on a tight floor or in
4 wagon box, grain tank, or galvan-
lied water trough. 1t is extremely
important that every flake OF bran be
coated with the poison.
l2) Dissolve five pounds OF salt In
10 gallons of water in a galvanized
tub and add two gallons OF cheap mo-
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-05-14

against her estate in this Court. be-.
and the same hereby is. limited to
three months from and after the date
hereof; and that Friday the 31st day
of July 1925, at 800 o'clock A. NJ, in
the Probate Court Rooms at the Court
House at the City Of St. Cloud in said
County, be. and the same hereby is.
fixed and appointed as the time ana
place for hearing upon and the exam
ination, adjustment and allowance of
such claims as shall be presented with
in the time aforesaid.
Let notice be given by the publica-
ton of this order in The Sank Centre
Herald as provided by law.
Dated April 9th, 1925.
(SeaD j. B. Hims1,
Judge of Probate.
L. L. Kells, Esq,
Attorney for Petitioner.
Published May 7-14-21, 1925.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-05-14
a livestock specialist of the extension

livestock specialist of the extension
service:
To weed out inferior breeding
cows as shown by records of weights
and values Of individual calves in
the carload.
To locate the most successful baby
beef producers so that their breeding
and feeding practices may be used by
other farmers.
To bring beef producers of the
state into closer contact with county
agents, agricultural extension work.
ers and the experiment extension
workers and the experiment station
staff.
To determine the best type of baby
beef sire.
To offer new project to advanced
boy and girl club members-a project
in which they can put their exper-
fence to the actual test by producing
commercial baby beeves.
To gain information concerning the
feeding and management of calves
! and baby beeves and the comparative
value Of various forages and grain.
Fifteen baby beeves, bred and fed
by any farmer, will Constitute a car
load. The contest is to close when
the average age of the Is calves is
| $50 days or Is months. Farmers en-
tering the contest need to do but two
things in addition to what they have
always done and will continue to do,
says Mr.. Dowell. The first is to ear
mark and enter each calf separately
the second to weigh up the carload
at the close of the contest. The
calves selected for the carload do not
have to be fed or cared for separate
~. but can run with and be fed with
tn rest of the calv IS on any farr.
The sum If $500, giv"n ~ eek
ers, commission men and the stock
yards company at South St. Paul, and
the Minnesota Livestock Breeders
association will be divided among the
owners of the14 heaviest carloads
$3.50 for the carload weighing out
the most, 500 for the second heav-
lest, $75 for the third, $50 for the
fourth, $25 for the fifth, SIS each
for the sixth and seventh, and $40
each for the remaining seven. For
| full particulars see county agents or
write the Extension Division at Uni
versity Farm, St. Paul.
gu" Can Still Fill Orders for Pyro.
tol-Although Minnesota's original
allotment of 100000 pounds of py-
rotol has all been sold, orders for The
explosive will still be filled, the gov
eminent having allotted an addition
al 100000 pounds to this st Ute. Farm
ers who have failed to put III sup
plies of explosives should place their
orders now. Some $4,000 pounds OF
! the additional allotment have already
been sold and it is expected tie
rev supply will not last long. All
orders should be forwarded to the
agricultural Engineering Division
University Farm, St. Paul. 4 stick
OF pyrotol, says A. J. Sc1wantes
land clearing expert of the univer
sity, will do the same work that {
stick of 40 per cent dynamite vii
do. The difference in cost is great.
in favor of pyrotol which can be laic
down at the average point IN Mime
sofa at three cents a stick.
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q DR.. r. H. SWEETMAN +
q X-Ray and Diathermy Electric Z
q apparatus at r
p Sank Centre Hospital =
y Special Attention to Surgery r
y Office over Boston Store =
p Office Hours 900 to II 100 =
y 1870 to 4:30 P. M. =
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-05-14
ORDER LIMITING TIME TO FILE
CLAIMS WITHIN THREE MONTHS
AND FOR HEARING THEREON

State of Minnesota, County Of Stearns
d. SIS.
Estate of Mathilda Allen, Deceased.
IN PROBATE COURT
In the matter of the Estate of Ma
thilda Allen, Decedent.
Letters of Administration this day
having been granted to Benjamin H &.
Allen and it appearing by the affidavit
Of said representative that there arc no
debts of said decedent:
1t is Ordered, That the time within
which all creditors of the above
named decedent may present claims
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-05-14
EARL MOORE, Tester

Numbe o
Numbe Of 26.
and47. pound of
pounds of bu ute by Tony Beck N ~ ~ ~ -
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-02-11
As 1t Seemed to Gladys

The head of the house had tele-
phoned that he would bring home a
guest to luncheon-a guest whom his
wife realized he would delight to
honor
Preparations We're made accordingly
with results satisfactory to her hos
pitable and hOusewifely heart.
Unfortunately, siX-year-old Gladys
came in a trife late. Sweeping the
table with an all-embracing glance.
HUM" she inUttered, audibly as she
climbed into her chair, "is this lunch?'
"Why, of course, it's luncheon.
Gladys" said her mother, with re-
preSsive gesture.
But Gladys was not to be stayed.
well" she replied. maybe it is;
hut it looks exactly like Sunday din
ner."
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-02-11
When Tony Scored

The judge was examining Tony, who
was anxious to take out citizenship
papers.
where is the capital Of the United
States?' the Judge asked.
81 don't know" Tony muttered and
hung his head.
"Who is the President Of the Unit
ed States?'
After an interval came the same an
swer To all appearances the Italian
was so nervous that he could remem-
Der nothing; nor could he read the
preamble to the Constitution, which
was the next test.
The judge dismissed him rather
CURLY with the advice to go home and
study. and poor Tony skunk away.
But when he was halfway to the door
he turned suddenly and. much to the
establishment of every one in the court
room. shouted at the Judge:
"How many da banan' on da buch?'
The judge was plainly irritated. II
don't know" he said sharply. whats
that got to do with this?"
"You knowa your business: l knowa
mine" replied Tony and strobe out OF
the room.-Youth's Companion.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-02-11

HANCOSh S.
Ellsworth Municipal Court.
February term, A. ID. 1925.
In the following entitled action now
pending in said court the same being a
lien action for unpaid taxes on the fol-
lowing described real estate situated in
Brooklin, Hancock county, Maine, to
wit:
Docket No $500. Ralston H. Means.
collector of taxes for said town of
Brooklin, VS.. Heirs of Judson E.
Freethy. deceased, and certain land
described in said writ as follows, to
wit: lot of land bounded on the
north by land owned now or formerly
by p S. Curtis; bounded on the east
by land of John Freethy; bounded on
the south by the highway, and bounded
on the west by land of the heirs of NJ
A. Freethy.
1t is ordered that notice of the above
entitled action be given to all persons
interested in the real estate above
described by publishing a copy of this
order, attested by T. F. Mahoney. Re-
corder of the Ellsworth municipal
court. for two weeks successfully in
the Ellsworth American. the last pub
LEGATION to be seven days at least be-
fore the first Tuesday of March, A. D.
1925, that all persons interested in said
real estate may appear in said suit if
they see fit.
Dated February 8. A. D. 1925.
HARRY L. CRABTREE,
Judge of Ellsworth Nun. Court
A true copy.
Attest: T. F. MAHONEY,
q. 81 Recorder.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-02-11

probably on February %, by one of
the greatest basketball games of the
season, the contesting teams being
the Travelling Celtics and the Profess
sional Whirlwinds. The challenging
team is the Celtics, and the challenge
was issued by Clyde Libby, of the
Milliken-Tomlinson Co., and accepted
on behalf of the Whirlwinds by DR..
F.. p. Latin. The Celtics will have
in their lineup such men as w. B.
Mills, Ormand Wardwell, Leo Ward
well, Austin X. Russell, Lester
Coffin, Milton Rogers, Oliver
Chenery, and Neal Walker, while
the Whirlwinds will present such
stars as C. o. Turner, II. j. Abernethy,
DR.. Laurence Higgins, E. F. Robin
son, Morton Whitcomb, H. c. Austin,
Dr.. r. w. Clarke, and others. The
complete lineup will be announced
later. The game will be staged
(that word is used advisedly) at
Hancock hall, and will be for the
benefit of the new high school gym.