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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

LES: en- toda clase de trabajos.
Sc imprimen cintas para coronas.
flame nj telefon0 S25 azul, parada
ia ealIe Hernandez No. 6 Encarna-
ci6n Hernandez. p.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

CE VENDEN casa de dos plantas
terminada de construir; otra. al
ladO terrera, donde hay pulperfa,
ambas de concrete, en- la Avenida
de Diego. Santurce. InformRra:
I.nis M0raza. 6-28
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l QUIEN INTEREST. I'm .ruc

Day-EIder de 11a tonAladas de
uso, completamente reaJ-stadO y
uno de tres toneladas de ia misma
nIarca Y en- las mismas condolences.
Sc venden garantizados. A. Alvarez
' Hnos. p. O. Box 139, San Juan,
ave. Ponce de LEON No. 6. r.
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CT ALQUILA en- Miramar casa dt

6 habitaciones. serv1cio SANTA
rio, garage y un gran patio por 70
dolares mensuales. Informaran te-
lGfono 20S. San Juan 0 rojo. SAM
turce. r.
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Observation-Disclosures
MMETl

Tlss---NEALEIAS-- MALETE
MES. todos estilos, todos precioa
los vende Fernandez. San Francis.
GO AZ dnfca casa en- Puerto Rico.
que esFecializa en- artfculos para
vtaje. p
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% ALQUn.A: En magnffico pis

para oficinas cualQuier indus
triA. InfOrmaran: Flores Alvarez
y Co.. Grub IS. Tel. 07,San Juan, p.
a. TIA
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26
MUsICA AsTURaANA. Liegaron

iAs tan egperadas canciones as
turianas 'Torna La Gocha" y "Adi0s
Rosina" por 0felia de Arag6R. DIS
co Victor No. 4544I. Oigalo en- nues
tro Departamento de Mdslca. SAN
CHEZ MORALEZ 4 co. INC. SCR
Juan. Ponce. Mayaguez. Arecfbo.
~~N<A>N>>~S~sN>~S~e ~S~e~~~s~s~sS~-pN>~s~>SN
&C VENDE precios sumamente
baratos un earro Ford 2 pasaje-
ros, nm Buick seis cilindros 8 pa
sajeros, / Maxwell Roadster, = un
Oakland Coupe. Informara The
Fisk Tire Store, Adrian Nelson, Dis
tributor, Telefono &, 6. 8, Comercio
st. No. II, San Juan. p. II. p.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26
CE VENDEN BARATOs: carros

Ne VENUEN BARATUS: caTros
usados Packard, 0ldsmobile,
Overland Y otros, en- magnfficas
condolences. Yisite el garage de la
Blue LINE al terminar la Ave
nida Miramar 6-2S
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

AHENftoNi aas@~fiD ua ysaas-
80 fmla enta 80 q - 81
EaMzlfs tsatties 1aaha Dlax. Yan-
- ANlA1faA cesnse y tiilaila.
- 80 faaaas&aa. IteAen aer d.
MMM B*gmmsa 4 emEamnNs 80 car
fsaas@ nsiis&aetaFAa- allEllsns II ~.
"a S&Nf,a. e. ia AM llotfl
lieess rouef = 81 CA
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26
&C NECEsITAN $4,000 en- hipo-

teca con garantlas de 100000
en- propiedades todas de concrete.
lnfOrmara telefono 2079 Santurce.
Juan NJ. Tellado, caile Bellavista,
Manteflores. 6-28
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

S@muFcs. Maria fsna . parrAo
0trs1s cone @sso me'rom cnaara-
aea gaga nnsa ee@tFclales Dets
sslas - eaile aflrnssdA. Esefsba
AIAklnAs I.1l. NaE gnan. "a
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

CE AI4QUILA apaEtamentos a $25.
casa concrete en- Ernest0 Cerra
No. 62 cerca de Estacidn TalleIea
y calIe Cerra, parada 10 Informa-
ri en- la misma. 721
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

SE ALQUhiA p0r 5000 un piso
alto en el mejor aitio del Con-
dado. frente al eruce del Trolley.
stop 60s4. Ideal para poca fami-
Nm. lnformara en- In misma Tel.
1Je9 negro. 8anturce. r..
n l. CBMRkkAH SU CASA procure
adqnirisla con los adelantos mo-
dernos. Tina casa que no los tenga.
siempfe es cara por aarata que
cnesge. Dirfjase a AAfADEO. CON
zALEZ i vESEGAS 81 desea po-
seer an h0gar ccmodo. donde yivir
satiafeeho. Tetnan 90. Telefono q.
J. 10 TIL
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26
pAIE SANvITO, HisteriarnO, Hi

teroepilepsla. Accidentes nervio-
SOS de las cloroticas. Pida Valeria-
IA Estabilizada del DIR. Colomer.
de Barcelona. en- lan meJores far
macias. 81
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26
ROPA HECHA para Raby, de

mejor calidad, bien terminada.
Y precios sin competencia. Hacc-
mos toda clase de bordados en- md
aHina. Manienos las medidas. Acep
tamos 6rdenes G. O. d. Para infor-
mes Caleta de San Juan No. il.
San Juan. r.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26
cE vENDE EN- CIUDAD NUEyA,

4 QUIEN INTERESE. Tenemos
en- existencia un jI,ego de asien-
tos tapizados en- cuero legltimo pa-
ra guagua de % pasajeros Y otro
para 20 pasajeros, Stop 6. Tel. 81,
Sun Juan. A. Alvarez Y Hnos. p.
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Box s7e. San Juan. rs
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

CE yENDEN una casa parada 25
No. s. una Gale Asia, dos en-
Puerta de TERRA 81 y SS, una
Caleta San francisco No. z. Infor-
mara telef0no 773 azuL. Santuree.
~N~e~~>>~<~~s~<~~
. INA CASA MODERNA.--Se al
auiia una casa moderna de con-
ereto con tres dormitoriOs. sala. CO.
medor, balloon y garage con cuartO
servicio. Gale America Salas, oes-
te. calle Hip6drdmo. Parada 20
Santurce. Presdo Y condolences. In
formaran en- IIip0dromo 3. 6-21
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NENDO. FOR tener que embarcar

VENDO. Por tener que embarcar
casa-garage, solar $50 metros.
Todo $4,000. Mobilarlo casa San
Sebastian 43. Informaran Telefonn
1TT6, San Juan. 6-cz
MAGNESLA DE NLANCO.-- IN
mejof especffico para la acfdea
del est6mago Y trastornos Intesti-
males de los climas calidos. PRUE-
BEI4A Y Sc convencera. 6.2a
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

do frances con0cido en- Ell mum
DO entero como mejor medic para
e0mbatir In IAIPOTENCIA. Precio
$225. Pida frascO @. o. ID. al Apar-
tadO $50. San Juan. 7-I6
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

0anfurrn R-shS
@@S~@S>@~s@~S~~N
SE ALQUIhA: Casa con garage,
dos cocinas, dos seryicios: alsla
ia. frcsca v con grandes comodida-
des. $55. Informaran Telefono 9T2
azul, Santurce. 7-21
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

|0PORTUNIDAD. Por tener que
retirarse su duef1o a New York
sc yende ia Deseada", puesto de
refrescos y dulces en- San. Justo "a.
Inf0rme en- el mssmo. G-28
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26


PUESTO DE GASOLINA. Por no
poder atenderlo, vendo ei meior
y mas lucrative de Martin Peha.
Tiene bomba moderna para 1856 ga
lones, Gaia caudales, registFad0ra,
compressor, GAIA Agry, 3 bombas de
aceite, aparador, 2 vidrieras m0stra
dor Y escritorio. Todo $14OO. Infor-
mes Tel6fono 248 negro 1850
verde, Santnrce 7-s
S~~->->>-~~>-~-~s~~><p<
NALAh.-venAemoa IN ioes de 30
del paiss entre paridss y horrar.
Son 10venes. Sc sniprrsa yepderlas
ray."an1ehtr Sc de II tuuy faratas.
E1igcn', F"rat oallt- Dc CoinexEo
n" lSn. selefouo sS. Bsssmoa. =.
u -
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

safmA6a. @n@ HNnfm 10 peaom men
Emsfm. - Bpeiie limflfols. poe ea-
sa - hanfurne. nlafe iieT . Ilia
fisffas. Qle % 80 O. mneho va
ieR kn<ffn18Sla eaTED oflito hipo-
tsemxio a ~ tuEisFs. nsn ooFFedorea.
faf mara y aara infarmesf ApaF-
saas az1s. nam sgan. 10
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26
! LAS FABRICAs de gaseosas

A LAS FABRICAS de gaseosas y
fuentes de Soda. Ofrecemos en-
existencia Tuhos Gle Gas Carb6nico
de A libras de la General Carbo-
mic Co. Ningln precio mejor que
Ell nnestro. ningiin servicio mas ra
pido f. Amy = CO., Sucr., Box
1864. Comercio IL altos. San Juan.
r.. II Z.
A~~~~>~s~~~S~1eaS@seA.e .e~~~~>-,~.y>~SsN~
CE yENDE on SlOUU.OO. por tener
ausentarme, un truck Gene
raj dc euatrO toneladas. reparc 10 por
complete. TnforTaar;i Garage Ita-
liano Condadt} :. Stop IL. 6-a0
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26
CASA DE HUEsPEDES: para "a

Sc DESEA habitacion para hom-
brc solo, en- casa de familia, que
viva cerca de Martin Peiia. InfoF~
mes: A. b., Telefono COS. apartado
1851. San Juan. II
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26
rABALLERO sollclta cuarto i

sA111AASL4N4IsV SUlINItd Ot1dFlU IHuV
pendiente con 0 sin desavuno
cerca parada II. AIiramar, s1ryase
decif precio por mes. Dirigirse por
escrito a Respectable, Ofciina Ell
.MUNDO. 6-29
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

POR ENFBARcARSE su dueflo se
vende neyera casi nueva toda de
porcelana. V6ala en- calle Huicy es
quana Lafayette, parada ~. Conda-
do 0 lame tel6fono 1912, Santurce.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

fFssssslle GeFn O. Ia
sa AisMelta msnesial paFs
- kaN tfsss4 ma6sstfaA lmfawnes
ae FsE4eraFsl ~ Ets t'lerns. p.
M Ga
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-26

ffP0hTEAfnA1 teedemns easas
fiae@s y nalares - liagmEbaa. ss-
Eesse alnfTa naFa ealo<1T 80 haIra.
t@eA Para akfeEfnneibn. 1ose -
FmassrFe. noK - fhymm8m T.. A.
mafAsi RNmRnrFw. teiffnnA isT. ed.
flrls. 81 NC&fs1 r.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17
Uncle Sam Taking Census of Farmers

TOR the first time in its history the
~ United States is taking a census
4 Of agriculture midway between
the decennial census years. This
census, provided for by act Of con-
gress, involves the enumeration of be-
tween 6,5OO,0OO and 100000 farms,
the employment Of PIP supervisors and
about $4,000 enumerators, and an ex-
penditure of $3,5OO,OOO 1t began De-
cember l and will be finished In Janu-
ary.
Bossing this job is just one extra
chore which congress has put on VIII
liam NJ. Steuart, administrative officer
Of the biggest statistical office in the
world, the bureau of the census, who
has served Uncle Sam for A years,
taking part of growing Importance in
every census since 1880.
When you mention the Census" not
one-half of l per cent of the people
have any idea Of the work involved.
There are upward of 115,00OOO0 per-
sons in this country, and the census
counts each one, makes out a card for
each on which it puts q facts about
each, and then analyzes and tabulates
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17
Federal Surveys Reveal Much Potash

will prove to be the case with the pot
ash shales, feldspars, leucites and
greensands.
Results now in hand warrant the
expectation that all Of these materials
can with some further research be
made to yield their quota to the ma
tion's potash supplies.
Finally, the observations recorded
in the Texas Panhandle showing un-
mistakable evidences of subterranean
potash deposits convince us that in
some one of these three groups of raw
materials, if not in all of them, ade-
quate quantities of potash will be pro-
duced, certainly to render the Ameri-
can farmer freer from danger Of un-
restricted exploitation by foreign mo-
nOpoly, If not to supply the nation with
it's entire requirements in respect to
that essential commodity"
Potash manufacture in this country,
the report says, has developed so rap
idly since the war that it is now able
to meet successfully the competition of
the European product placed on our
seaboard under the severest cOmpeti-
tive conditions ever experienced in this
industry.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17
u. S. Crop Values Increase $5OO,OOO,O 600

Of about 100000 acres from the area
planted in 1923 and a decline of 60O0,-
900 acres from the area planted in
1919, when the last census was taken.
Wheat growers stand to gain the
greater share of this years prosperity,
the report indicates. FOrecasting the
probable division of thu increased ag-
ricultural income, Secretary Wallace
reported as follows:
"Grain producers. who had a cash
income from sales in 1923 of about
$920,000,000, may earn this year ap-
pro1imately $1,210000,0OO.
Corn in October was bringing Il to-
80 cents bushel more than in Octo-
Der, 1923, but corn growers will have
less corn to sell this year, owing to
reduction both in the yield and the
quality Of the crop.
eat the present price levei the cash
income of hog producers during the
1924-1925 hog marketing season should
be equal to that of last year, notwith-
standing a prospective reduction In
marketing of not less than 20 per cent.
although current cotton prices are
below those Of last year, the large cot
ton crop should enable the South to
hold its relatively satisfactory position.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

- NORMOUS potash reserves, GER
r. tain, it is declared, to free the
L. American farmer from danger of
foreign exploitation, are re-
vealed in a progress report Of federal
surveys to the American Chemical So
c1ety by DR.. J. w. Turrentine Of the
bureau Of soils, United States Depart
ment of Agriculture.
The greensands of New Jersey, the
potash shales of Georgia, the leucites
of Wyoming and the alunites of Utah
contain in the aggregate the report
asserts, ''inexhaustible quantities of
potash, and methods of recovering it
therefrom are now much nearer solu-
tion than is generally recognized.
1.-THE problem again Is one Of by
products. In most of these raw mate
rials aluminium Is an important con-
,stituent. Great progress is being
mlade in the development of methods
IT'S recovery as alumina as raw
material for the aluminium industry
From such a mineral as alunite the
solution Of this problem will mean
also the solution Of the problem of the
economical recovery of potash there
from and the same, it now appears,
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17
Jordan Wins Herman $4,000 Peace Prize

DR.. David Starr Jordan, chancel-
lOr emeritus Of Leland Stanford uni
versity, educator, naturalist and au-
thor (portrait herewith), has been
awarded the $4,000 offered by
Raphael Herman of Washington for
the best educational plan calculated
to maintain world peace.
Announcement of the award was
made at Augusta, Maine, by DR.. Au-
gustus o. Thomas, commissioner of
education for Maine and president Of
the World Federation Of Education
Associations, which directed the con-
tests. Thousands of plans were sub
mitted.
The award, Doctor Thomas ex-
planned, differs from that offered by
Edward Box in that 1t calls for no
legislative action and will not be SUBJ
mitted to a referendum vote.
Doctor Jordan's plan recommends
that 'the world federation make in
tensive study for certain matters per
ltinuOus operation Of appropriate com.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

telegraph offices for a record of the
messages.
John B. Cochran, president Of the
Franklin bank, said he had not sent
the kilograms. They appeared to have
been sent by the Franklin bank to the
Reserve banks in San Francisco, Kan
sas City, st. Louis and Minneapolis on
October 21. One of them, addressed to
the Minneapolis Federal Reserve bank,
read
1.-THE Treasury department desires
issuance by your bank Of reserve notes
up to, but not exceeding $250,OOO
against General Motors company draft
now in possession Of Treasury depart
ment. You may deduct from the prin-
cipal sum any amount necessary to
bring state quota deficit, if any, up to
original figure.
Expedite remainder to National
Treasurer William V. Hodges to aug
ment victory. Unprecedented contribu-
tions creating surplus in eastern divi-
sion which makes it necessary to dis
tribute over western division regard
less of oversubscriptiOns, although
state quota should not exceed 100000
oversubscription."
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

these q facts about 115,000,000 per-
sons in at least fifty different ways.
Correlation of facts has made it nec-
essary for the bureau to invent and
construct special electrically driven
tabulating machines. The last census
gave employment to some 100000 per-
sons, most Of them for only a few
months, but many of them for several
years.
In the last census there were $685.
100000 cards put through the tabulat-
ing machines, which would have re-
quired the services of hundreds Of
thousands of clerks by the old hand
method Of tabulatiOn
Preliminary to gathering this census,
the bureau has sent a bundle of blanks
to each of the 44,915 rural free dellv-
cry mail carriers and the 1O,846 star
route carriers to be handed to the
farmers.
The bureau of the census is employ
ing farmers themselves to take the ag-
ricultural census
''It Is a farmers job and for the
farmers benefit" Mr.. Steuart ex-
plains.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17
Slush Fund Inquiry Quickly Dropped

THE senate campaign fund COM
mittee made short work of its
Il inquiry into "million-dollar Re
publican slush fund.- purported
to have been handled through four
western reserve banks. Finding no evil
dence to support the story, the COM
mittee gave up the trail after a brief
hearing.
Counsel for Senator LaFollette, who
originally suggested that line of in
Quiry, Informed the committee through
Chairman BOrah that they themselves
believed that kilograms supposed to
deal with the 'slush fund were
forgeries.
Officials of the Franklin National
bank in Washington, supposed to have
sent the kilograms, disclaimed any
previous knowledge Of them, and tele-
graph company officials said they had
no record that such messages were
sent. Senator BOrah then advised the
committee that Frank P. Walsh of the
LaFOllette counsel had told him he did
not believe the messages genuine
With that the committee adjourned,
although Mr.. Borah requested that,
"for the committees record" search
should be made also at the Chicago
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17
Underwood Muscle Shoals Storm Center

Alabama casts it's IL electoral
votes for Oscar w. Underwood ~
Yes; this is the same Oscar w. Under
wood (portrait herewith). He 4fs
United States senator from Alabama
and one Of the leading members of
the senate on the Democratic side. AS
soon as the senate took up the Muscle
Shoals tangle Senator Underwood be-
came a sort of storm center, largely
because Of his bill, which contains a
clause providing for government op-
GRAFTON as an alternative in case no
lessee is found for the plant on terms
satisfactory to Uncle Sam. Moreover,
Senator Underwood forced the investi-
cation by the senate of editorials
charging that he was planning to turn
the plant over to the Alabama Power
company and that he had some connec-
ton with the company
The verbal fireworks of debate
were dazzling and smelly. Senator
Norris (Rep., Neb.) charged that the
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17
People lalk0d About
Liska Wins Good Roads Essay Prize

John Liska high school youth of
Wisconsin Rapids, Wis, (portrait
herewith is announced as winner of
the II. S. Firestone four-year univer-
sity scholarship for 1924, his essay
having been chosen as the best of
those submitted in the fifth good
roads essay contest. Liska's essay
represented Wisconsin in the national
competition, in which one essay was
entered from each state and territory.
1t had previously been selected as the
best of those from his state by COM
mittee named by the extension division
of the University of Wisconsin. More
than 100000 high school students
throughout the United States and ter
ritorial possessions sought the honor
which fell to him. The contest was
conducted by the highway education
board, Of which DR.. j. J. I1gert, Unit
ed States commissioner Of education.
Is chairman. National judges who re-
viewed the state essays were James
j. Davis, secretary Of labor: DR.. w.
university, and Merle Crowell, editor
-
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17
Duke University Now Instead of Trinity

William P. Few, A. NJ, Phi. D.,
Ii. D. (portrait herewith), is pres
ident Of Trinity college, Durham, N.
9. 1t was established in 1888 and
has 46 instructors and 1892 students.
It's present endowment is about $3,-
100000 and the value Of it's plant
about the same Mr. Duke offers a
further endowment Of $6,000,000 and
yearly income of 80 per cent of
the interest on $40,000,00O
Doctor Few, who has been presi-
dent since 1910, says Trinity will
change it's name to Duke university,
in order to participate in the trust
fund. Well, Trfnity-Or Duke-need
not feel lonesome There are many
colleges in the United States bearing
the name of benefactors and not few
which have changed the name on that
account.
Harvard university was named
for John Harvard, who left 1t half
his estate, amounting to ITO pounds,
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17


the crop year 1924-1925 will
exceed by half billion dollars the to-
tai for the preceding year, according
TO the annual report of the late secre-
tary of agriculture, Henry c. Wallace.
The report was transmitted to the
President by Secretary Gore, who ex-
planned that, although Mr. Wallace had
not seen the final draft, it was pre-
pared under his direction.
American agriculture is in the best
position it has held since 1920, accord
ing to the report. Prices of many
crops are at the highest point in four
years, and costs of production have de-
clined from the high poist Of the de-
preston period. This years harvest
was, in many respects, the finest in
five years.
The showing in 1924, says the report,
brings agricultural prosperity nearer,
although the improvement it repre-
sents has not yet lasted long enough
to produce any marked betterment in
the finances of the farmer.
The total acreage in all crops in
1924 Is estimated to have been about
37O,0OO,OO0 acres. This was a decline
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

The President says the farmers, too,
must readjust their methods Of pro-
duction and marketing, If they are to
prosper There are just about no.
100000 people In this country who
ought to learn that the government
cannot make them prosperous In spite
of themselves.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

A London dispatch in the New York
evening Post says women are wearing
glass gowns. This must be what is
known as the last word in fashions.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

Old-time buggy lOvemaking wasn't so
spoony as auto courtship. The old
time feller drove a smart horse. and it
took both hands to hold him.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

Sportsmen are objecting to the plan
of placing bob white in the song bird
list and protecting him. At least they
say they are spOrtsmen.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

A Chicago paper says that interna-
tional radio will bring about lasting
world peace. That was what steam
ships were going to do. and the trans
atlantic cable.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

Donald Macmillan says that the Es-
kimos had plenty of coal near their
homes, but never knew 1t would burn.
The Eskimos are like us-we didn't
know ours wouldn't.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

Yale has been given $1,O00,OO0 for
department of dramatic art. Now We'll
find out whether one or two Marks Is
essential in "Uncle Toms Cabin"
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

You may have observed that when
a mule is kicking he is never pulling,
and that the same Is true OF men in
this world.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

Styles latest sensation, reported
from Deauville, is the "nose-ring,"
worn no doubt by a woman who weeps
occasionally because she Is misunder-
stood.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

There are said to be five collars for
is more than there are for the women
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

They've tried everything now in the
way of advertising novelties, except
ing to give away slate pencils with
ton of coal.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

When the inventor of the sailless
ship gets his device perfected, he
might try his hand at a foatless loan.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

The Courier-Journal says cross
word puzzles were known In 1000 B. G.
1t must have been tough going, with
no dictionary.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

DAVIS secretary labor w of
university and Merle rowen
mention
Kelley Pttsburg, Kans,
L1skas scholarship
he
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

Cheese, says a dietitian, Is one Of
the oldest Of foods, and no archeologi-
cal expedition was needed to unearth
that fact
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

No one can look more as If life were
q total failure than a man being towed
to the garage in q brand-new car.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

"Single women enjoy fiction more
than married women" Perhaps the
married ones hear too much of It,
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

The reformer should be patient with
us. After all, the worlds wickedness
keeps him in a job.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

An item about debate on ''Who
Won the WARP" doesn't say who won
1t, but it is presumed that the negative
did.
Arizona state miner., 1925-01-17

Mother kept that schoolgirl COM
plexiOn by occasionally walking five
or ten miles past a lot of drug stores