Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-04-17

ION With laughter
y5.r reputation runs down in about
.ss .ane proportion as your bills
run UP.
Fs.sae TAYLOR probably found Jack
nao5Y.ey perfectly stunning. That's
~ Jess Willard, Georges Car
- Tommy Gibbons and Luis
3reeIo Firpo found him.
P.gssp Tatters says, Il kin remem-
h.r men it seemed worth while for a
SiI TO have beautiful face"
village is a place where people
ing Sweet Adeline" without being
drunk.
The highest guy We know is the
.bsn who only takes soft drinks to
i've the wear on his gold tooth.
Nv friend,p said the missionary,
are YOU travelling the straight and
narrow path ~
In silence Nl4G man AibAAANh
eard which read: "Signor Ballanelo.
tight rope walked"
Those who never marry may miss
some Joy. but they surely avoid a lot
Of trouble.
Some children have good time,
and some are not permitted to be
noisy.
He. You say you will meet me at
eight o'clock, what time will you be
there?
Our theory is that Lots wife turned
back to get her kodak.
Republican candidates would make
good ianitors. Look how they swept
the Township last Tuesday.
Il is called a wave of prosperity.
Waves, you know, effect those only at
the top.
The civilized people are the ones
that pay the highest price for beads.
Many succeed but few stay sue
ceeded.
wise man keeps his nose TO the
grindstone, so he can turn it up to-
the tax collectors.
Dmpled knees are fine but that
is no excuse for displaying them os-
tentau0uSly.
Speaking of signs, Sam Hin digs
up one that is not more than one hop
from the limit. 1t is on a house IN
Boston and reads: This Is The House
Paul Revere would have passed, Had
He Come This Way"
It's sad and disappointing thing,
thing, this world, and nobody ever
gets to be as important as he feels
at l6.
HARB1NGERS
Now runs the well-known babbllng
brook;
Now rom the playful cats and
dogs
Now comes the man to sell book
And mailmen bearing catalogues.
Youngstown, Ohio. Telegram.
With US, the animals still lag,
And ice still binds the babbing
rills
The mailman in his teeming bag
Still brings US naught but Christ
mas bills.
Cleveland, Ohio, Plain Dealer.
Down here the dandelions spring,
And all the fields are lush and
green
And birds their new songs gladly
And we've an old straw hat to
clean.
Two minds with but a single
thought" Wonder which one is the
dumbbell.
The cross word puzzle is bringing a
Iot OF obsolete words back into COM
mon usage.
Missing" remarked the worried
looking chap, us a dangerous practice.
sometimes man has to pay dearly
The new postal bill increases the
Faeaaonlst's expense. He'll have to
pay two cents each on all his wish
You were here" messages.
.
WI somebody give US a word OF
Jour letters rhyming with ham, which
Expresses what We want to say when
We are talking about politicians.
Paris announces that women's
clothes are to be "mannish" this sea
son. 1t begins to look as if father
giii be obliged to surrender all his
claim TO the family trousers.
IN An exchange reports that a girl Is
III with "tonsyllitis." Could it be that
TINS ailment of the throat and vocal
cords Is responsible for the foolish
u0erances coming from girls on some
occasions?
II Is easy to get married on 81 500
year." writes a sob sister. Aye,
easy as rolling off log. The trouble
VIII come in trying to live on II after
YOU are hooked up.
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