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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-04-13

Mrs. Josephine Walker, who has
been passing the winter in Boston.
has returned and is boarding with
Mrs. Edgar Blanche.-Miss Sarah
Bagley has opened her home at the
Centre, after passing the winter in
Boston.-John Clark has gone to
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-04-13

to Madison from Canada and who re-
sides with an uncle and aunt, the mat
ter of deportation will be Investigated
The other five boys were sent to their
homes with their parents, where IT IS
believed and hoped that they will not
again disobey the law.
Judges Barne dealt with the cases
with great consideration and Kindness,
spending much time with each individ-
ual child, and permitted the parents
or relatives with whom they lived 10
confer with him at the bench. Attor-
neys appearing for the respondents
were w. Folsom Merrill of Skowhegan'
William b. Brown and James RI.
Thorne of Madison.
The libel suit of Glenn S. Tibbetts,
represented by Attorney Butler, vs.
Flora Tibbetts, was heard by Judge
Barnes Saturday afternoon. The wilt
nesses were Mrs. Edith Tibbetts or
Canaan and a sister, Miss Nellie Tib-
belts of Augusta. Court adjourned
Saturday afternoon until 10 O'Clock
Monday.
The libel suit of Gertrude M. Bick-
ford VS.. Eugene Bickford was heard
by Judge Barnes Saturday morning.
Mrs. Bickford was represented by
Attorney ]. w. Manson of Pittsfield.
All jurors not serving on case of
State VS.. John Muskenitch, heard
Saturday morning were excused I'M
til the arrival of the lilo train
Monday forenoon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-04-13
WOOLWICH
Fred Corliss

Fred CorlisS passed away last
week, aged 20. He leaves a wife, a
son and two daughters to mourn the
loss of one of the best of men. He
will be greatly missed in the Congre-
Gational church of which he was a
member.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-04-13

Special Easter services were held
Sunday at Saint Francis church with
high mass at 10 o'clock and fine
sermon on the Feast of Easter" by
the pastor Rev. r. J. Keenan. There
was special music and the church
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-02-27

would meet the Soviet emissaries
the next day. The treaty was signed
that day.
Shrewd Diplomat.
Baron Won Nathan is one Of the
ahrewdest old school diplomats in
the German service. He has had
wide experience in the east. thanks
to a long diplomatic tenure there,
and is versed in all the highways
and byways of Oriental subtlety
and strategy. On August l.. 1914,
the Baron. then charge d'affaires at
Picking, obtained exclusive and posi-
tive information that Japan would
declare war upon Germany step
of which no one in far off Wilhelm
strasse had dreamed. Won Nathan
conveyed the news to Berlin in the
following code message.
my engagement with Miss But
terf1y. daily expected. Please In
form parents" Miss Butterfly, Of
course, was Japan.
After the outbreak OF hostllities
Won Nathan returned to Germany
by way OF the United States. He
spent some weeks in San Francisco.
There one day, while the Baron was
walking with two Department OF
Justice agents a navy recruiting Of
ficer, perceiving the husky, rudy
faced civilian, launched a long
speech at him in an effort to per
suade the Baron to Join up" Won
Maltzen 'kidded" him along for a
while and finally laughjnglya re-
vea1ed he was a German.
To Make Friends Here.
Won Nathan remembered that
episode before he boarded the ship
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-02-27

always to be accessible to the press
for informal talks"
Won Nathan was accompanied by
his wife and seven-year-old daugh'
ter. The baroness is grand daugh-
ter of the inventor of the famous
Gruson steel method, and is one OF
the most charming and popular
hostesses Of the Berlin diplomatic
set
Works On X-WOrds.
Won Nathan took with him a
sheaf Of American newspaper pages
containing crossword puzzles, which
he expects to solve en- route. He
considers this an excellent means
of perfecting his English vocabu-
larry, -, 60 rs -
Red Baron not only because his
hair is red but because he really
was author of the Republic treaty
between Germany and Soviet Rus
ala and, as such, long has been
thought to have leanings toward
the radical left wing. Because OF
this is not overly popular with the
nationalist. element and a majority
if Germany's aristocrats.
One historic night before Easter
Sunday during the Genoa confer
ence, Baron Won Nathan, clad only
in a. silken Japanese kiMono,
argued with Doctor Walter Rath-
enau, then German foreign secre-
tary until 8 o'clock in the morning
after Won Nathan had had a tele-
Ehone conversation with Soviet
Foreign. Minister Tchitcherin. FL
nally he obtained a promise from
Eathenau, clad only in pajamas
and shivering with cold, that he
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-02-27
GERMAN ENVOY
BOARDS SHIP
FOR j. 5.
Won MaIfzan, "Red Baron" to
Work for Smooth Execution
Of Dawes Plan
By s.. d. WEYER,
International News Service.

BERLIN. Feb. 27.-"The guiding
principle Of my work in Washing
ton will be my, earnest hope to as
sure continued smooth execution of
the Dawes PLAN Baron Adolf
George Otto. Won Nathan, new Ger
man ambassador to the United
States, told International News
Service today just before sailing for
New York.
This is the only political state
ment I wish to make" he said.
please deny for me in advance any
political interviews which may be
attributed to me after my arrival
IN Washington. never shall give
such interviews, although 1 intend
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-02-27

and said: Now I am going to
America as a recruiting officer, hop.
ing to enlist friends for my country"
For three years the Baron en-
joyed the fullest confidence OF
United States Ambassador Alanson
B. Houghton, now envoy to Great
Britain and considered one OF the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-02-27
DEATH PACT ALLEGED,
COUPLE FOUND POISONED

BOSTON. Feb. 81. - The police
have what they believe to be q
Beacon Hill suicide past on their
hands. Frederick Miles, twenty
five, who. they say, is grandson
of Lieutenant General Nelson A.
Miles, u. s. A., and Dorothy Miles.
twenty-six, Freder4ck's wife. are
unconscious at the Massachusetts
General Hospital as the result OF
veronal poisoning. err
The couple were found in their
apartment at 100 Myrtle street.
Beacon Hill by Lillian Wilson, q
colored maid. /, Mrs. Miles was lying
unconscious on the floor OF the Hv'
ing room, and Miles, also uncon'
scious, was in bed in nearby
room. Mrs. Miles, according to the
police, revived sufficiently .before
the arrival OF a physician to say
she wanted to end. it ALL" gs
The police ascertairled that the
couple formerly lived at Brookdale
road, Newtonville, where they had
q home that indicated ample means,
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-13
PRESIDENT OF BANK,
REPORTED FLEECED
DENIES $4,000 LOSS

ST. LOUIS. Aug. 13.-The st.
Louis Globe Democrat said today that
despite the dcniaIs of the alleged VIC
tim, it was learned from an authori-
tatiyc source last night that w. G.
Frank, president of the First Ma
tional Bank of OakevillC. H.. cast Of
here. was dupcd out Of approximately
$500 by confidence men. 1t mem
toned scheme with the dazzling
prospect Of huge and quick profits.
Frank denied he IVES personally IN
volvcd as n victim in the swindliny
scheme. but admitted. the paper said,
that there was swindlc perpetrated.
He declined to name the victim.
The newspaper stated it was ru-
morcd the scheme ccntcrcd about a
racc-track. but this was emphatically
denied. son.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-13

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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-13
VALLEY SURVEY
To De MADE
BY WHALEY
Leeman Also Accepts Bid
to Visit and Confer
on Reorganization.

One Of the most significant moves
forward ever made by the Valley
Chamber or Commerce probably will
result from a thrce-day conference and
tour Of inspection of the Valley dis
triCt by officials of that organization
and the general manager of the West
Texas Chamber of Commerce and one
ot his assistants, the first part Of
next week.
William T. Burnett, president, and
q. 5. V. Ross, secretary of the Val
ley chamber, have invited directors
of the West Texas group to visit
their territory to make n survey and
then make recommendation for
reorganization of the societies and
memberships in the Valley.
Porter A. Whaley, general manager,
Ray Lecman, in charge of the San
Antonio division, and Homer ID. Wade.
in charge at Fort Worth, all of the
West Texas Chamber of Commerce.
will meet in Waco, Sunday morning
for n conference, Immediately follow
ing which Mr.. Whaley and Mr.. Lee.
man will go directly to San Juan,
headquarters of the Valley chamber,
where they will meet the men with
whom they will make the survey.
AS many as possible of the towns
represented in the Valley Chamber
of Commerce will be visited by the
party during the three days.
Following the reorganization which
the Valley has under consideration, 1t
is expected that n closer affiliation
with the West Texas Chamber OF
Commerce will result and more or
ganizcd effort made TO carry on the
work there.
Mr.. Whalcy and Mr.. Leeman will
return to San Antonio Thursday.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-13
ROCKEFELLER GIVES
NEW DIME AND BEST
WISHES TO PASTOR

BRIAR CLIFF MANOR, n. Y,
Aug. ia new 10-cent piece, with
best wishes" was presented on be-
half of John D. Rockefeller TO the
Rev. James P. Hughes, former rs
sistant rector Of the Roman Catholic
church of st. Theresa of Tarrytown
at n testimonial dinner given him at
Briar Cliff Lodge.
Mr.. Rockefeller was playing golf
with Robert A. Patterson, when he
heard of the dinner.
Give Father Hughes this dime, :"
he said to Mr.. Patterson, land say
I am sorry he is going away. Tell
him 1 am sorry l did not see more
Of him. send him my best wishes in
his new field"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-13

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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-26
BY ELSIE ROBINSON

too, that spotless old fashioned home
was about as cheerful to live in as
q morgue.
BUT BELIEVE ME. MLLY.
THOSE OLD GIRLS MEANT
SOMETHING TO THE WORLD
THEY LIVED IN. THEY HAD
A PUNCH IN THEIR LIVES THAT
MANY OF OUR MODERN LADY
DILETTANTES LACK.
They filled a mighty urgent need
and they won large and definite re-
Spect for their attainments.
You think that the women Of 1925
are just inventing the terms Pride"
and Ambition now - hch? You
think that women have never before
tasted dizzy drauGhts of power?
Guess ain-kid-GUESS AGAIN 4,
THE PRIZE FRUIT CAKE
BAKER OF 1850 HAD IT ALL
OVER THE CAREERING CLARA
OF 1925. And as one who has filled
both jobs. let me tell you SiSter-it
takes more downright spunk and origi-
nality TO keep house without adc-
quate tools and make 4 beautiful JOB
of it than it docs to write a bushel of
modern fiction.
Copyright. 1925, King Feature Syn, Inc
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-26
MEDITATIONS OF A MARRIED
WOMAN BY Helen ROWLAND
These Charming Husbands.

A bona-fidc Marrying Man" is al
most as hard to find, nowadays, as
a moving picture actor with an in
feriority complex.
Just about the time, when n bride
wearies Of watching her husband
out of sight" he begins TO look for
mischief around the corner.
Marriage is the point. at which a
mans "Byc-b-e, sweetheart" changes
into $50 lonc, old girl" and his
"Nightie-night." lapses into a yawn
that ends in gentle snorc.
The first time man realizes that
he is really getting mature" is that
sorrowful moment when he discovers
that he can no longer squeeze into
his college Tuxedo.
Many woman who has married
q man in order to be his 'inspira-
tion," has been shocked TO discover
that she had to be the engine both
back and front of his train of
thought.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-26

Mildred has been looking me over
and she likes the mean line | swing.
So she has elected me to chuck some
dirt for her. She wants me to show
up the Old Fashioned Housekocper.
Mildred comes of New England an
ccstry and her family tree is simply
plastored with records hung up by
housekeeping females. There was the
blue-and-white quilt that Great Aunt
Melissa made-you'd think it was part
Of the sacred robe of the Prophet,
the way it has been handed down in
the family. And Grandmas recipe for
hot water sponge cake-and Cousin
Faiths braided rugs-and Aunt Ali
cia's marvellous darning-Mildred has
heard about them all since she was
able TO wag an car.
"Old fashioned Housekeeping, was
the bunk" declares Mildred. 1t made
stupid, unhappy drudges of women,
robbed them OF every spark OF intel
ligcncc and charm, and aged them
long before their time. l get mad
when / think of tall that time
wasted in scrubbng and busting and
polishing and connecting indigcstiblc|
dishes and doing useless sewing.
You won't catch me wasting my
life like that, Elsie. I'm going TO do
something worth while. Tom and |
will be married this December. We're
going to take q small furnished apart
ment and I'm going TO write short
stories. I'll have something to show
for my life"
SO she wants me to write blasting
expose of the generations OF women
who toiled from dawn to night and
had nothing, nothing whatever tol
show for. their lives, save about nine
teen youngsters anG bunch of blue
and white quilts.
Will ] do my best? ! certainly
will, Mildred. just you watch me. But
first | want to tell you Il story.
It's a story about some years j once
spent in part of New England
where that old fashioned housckeep-
ing still prevailed. There were no
washing machines, no dry wash
lanndries. no delicatessen stores. There
were sewing machines but none save
the slack housekeeper' ever put ma
chine sewing on her towels, sheets emo
table linen. Even the kitchen curtains
and the babies didics were done by
hand. We tied our own comforters,
made our own bread and soft soap,
put up every jar Of jam and preserves,
iellics or pickles or fruits which we
used-an enormous amount of work
to provide for the six months winter.
We did these things not because We
were down trodden, stupid worms.
We did them because they HAD to be
done. There was no other way i'll
which they could be done. They were
as much our service to the community,
as fighting on the front was a soldiers
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-26
The Rhyming
Optimist
Romance.
By Aline Michaelis

A CLEAN of moonlight on a dream
ing lake, green willows mirrorcd in
its emerald dccps, ciain Of silver
where bright ripplcs break. one
hooking bird That sings while old
earth sleeps: these are the treasured
trappings Of romance, and this the
far, time-honorcd garb it wears; rare
things that with their lovelincss en-
nance the roadway where Youths
joyous being fares. In ancient cas-
ties or ruined fancs where once the
incense driftcd, day and night, en-
chantment like faint perfume still
remains to heal with romance Times
unkindly blight. :.ct, far from song
or sea, from lake or shrine. fair ro-
monce blossoms into flowers sweet
and sturdily its clinging tendrils Irvine
whercvc. young eyes seek and young
hearts beat. And it is strong as
mans own soul is strong, the beauty
that it loves its lesser part, for ro-
nance has endured through ages long
in wild, bleak places, void of any art.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-26
LISTEN, W0RLD Pride !; .i in . a:ns;s'"f

duty. No decent woman thought of
ncglecting or deserving her job any
more than Il soldier would have
thought of deserving or neglecting his.
Hard work? Terribly hard. End
less. stcaming. summer hours over
preserves kettles with your head ready
TO burst. Hours too when the breath
froZe on the scarf about ones mouth
and the wrung. wet clothes hardened
into icy folds before the could be
stretched upon the line.
Yes. it was hard work. But it
WASN'T drudgcry. 1t wasn't drudg-
cry because it was honorable. ncces-
sary service and We were proud of our
craftsmanship. Those shining brasscs.
the spOtless rooms, the piles of beauti-
fully hcmmcd and mendcd linens. the
rich array Of stored food-they were
as sure a proof of our intelligence and
zeal as any "bcst seller" or prize paint
Ing.
/ can't help thinking back to those
days as / read your TRADE against the
Old Fashioned Housckecpcr. Mildred.
Did she ovcrdo the job? or course
she did-somctimcs. Did her zeal
often harden into intolerance and
peevishness? 1t often did. Often,
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-26
Who Said It and
Where

ut is rule in friendship when
distrust enters in at the fOregate love
goes out at the postern."
Howclls, in his Familiar Letters, :"
warns against yielding to distrust.
sour deeds determine us as much
as we determine our deeds
Our actions show our characters
George Eliot reminds us in Adam
Bcdc.'
''Let the great book Of The world
be youT principal study"
Nature is the best teacher. Chcs.
tcrficld wrote in his Letters"
"Tho3e works. therefore, are the
most valuable that set our thinkin.
faculties in the fullest operation"
Books that make us think arc the
best. Cotton notes in "Lacon."
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-26
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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-26
TABLE TALKS
Menus for Week
By ALICE IRWIN
WEDNESDAY

WEDNESDAY,
Breakfast.
Baked Pruncs
Cereal with Top Milk
Toast Coffee Milk
Luncheon.
Bacon and Eggs
Cornbread
Apricot Jam
Tea
THURSDAY
Breakfast.
Sliced Bananas with Cream
Cereal with Top Milk
Toast Coffee Milk.
Luncheon.
Baked Omelet
Bran Mullins
Grapefruit Marmaladc
Tea
FRIDAY
Breakfast.
Sliced Oranges
Cereal with Top Milk
Toast Coffee Milk.
Luncheon.
Crcamcd Goldfish
Potato Cakes
Rains Bread Toast
Lemon Butter
Tea
SATURDAY
Breakfast.
Baked ADples
Cereal with Top Milk
Toast Coffee Milk
Luncheon.
Corn Fritters with Bacon
Apple Sauce
Tea
SUNDAY
Breakfast.
Cantaloupes
Cereal with Top Milk
Taast Coffee Milk
Supper
Club Sandwiches
Fruit Salad
Chocolate
MONDAY
Breakfast.
Sliced Oranges
Cereal with Top Milk
Toast Coffee Milk
Luncheon.
Corn Beef Hash
Sally Lunn
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-26

It's not the question of the amount
of money, but Of who shall spend it
that causes so much domestic inhar-
mony; million dollars is often Il
greater gulf between husband and
wife than thirty-dollar a week sal
airy.
From the moment they are intro
duced, a girl subconsciously visual
lies man in his wedding coat-but,
somehow, it always gives man a
shock of surprise 10 see 4 girl stand
ing beside him with orange blossoms
in her hair.
At forty, most women wish that
they had it TO do all over again. but
a man, sweet chill Of nature. just
turns around and begins DOING il
all over again. and adding n few
extra follies for good measure.
Absence makes the heart grow fond
er-but propinduty gets the kiss.
When man follows the primrose
path, his wife usually walks after him
gathering the thOrnS.
Copyright, 1925, King Feature Syn, Inc.