The Washington times., 1925-07-15
Monkey
Shines

utensils, tipping his hat to Qadies
and insisting upon wearing shoes
while walking.
Joe was interviewed at the Man
sion, where the defense COUNSEL
make their headquarters, by Doc
tor H. H. Newman of the Uni
versity Of Chicago; Doctor Fay
Cooper Cole, Of the Field Museum
of Chicago; Doctor w. c. Curtis,
of the University of Missouri,
and Professor T. Goldsmith, OF
Southwestern University, Kansas.
They pronounced him the near
est approach to a human being
they had ever found in the animal
kingdom. Their tests, however,
convinced them that Joe's great
est failing was his inability to
carry, two impulses in his brain at
one time. In other words, he has
a single track" mind.
A Lucy S.oner" is due to
reach Dayton today to heap new
fuel upon the fundamentals
fires. She is Doris Stevens, wife
of Dudley Field Malone, and she
insists upon going around under
her own name. There's general
debate going on here as to what
the hotel management will do
when she registers as Doris
Stevens"
Clarence barrow believes the
old adage ought to read. San
orator is not without honor save
in his own family" The great
criminal lawyer, it was learned
today, met with a distinct shock
in the midst Of congratulations
over his anti-intolerance speech.
It came from Mrs. Darrow.
did you hear my brilliant
speech? barrow said to her,
after the court session.
What brilliant sspeech?" she
''Why, the brilliant speech I
made in court" he explained.
"Oh," said Mrs. barrow. that
couldn't be possible. +"
Later. she explained. she real
ly didn't mean it"
The abbreviated session of the
Scopes trial yesterday was de-
scribed by Wallace Haggard, OF
the prosecuting counsel, in these
words:
we adjourned. :.
The fundamentalists Of Dayton
were talking today about p new
Mrs. Henry Major. wife OF the
famous caricaturist, walked down
Main street, smoking a cigarette.
She was the first woman ever TO
do so and the whole towns talk
ing'' now. Mrs. Major didn't
realize she was smashing all
social precedents, but she didn't
seem to mind the experience.
The lack OF friendliness between
opposing attorneys in the Scopes
trial was demonstrated when Car
ence barrow and William Jen-
nings Bryan posed for photog-
Dudley Field Malone. of New
York, an associate of Darrows,
came along and laughingly said:
"I object"
Like a flash, Bryan turned and
in all seriousness. retorted:
am afraid, Mr.. Malone, there VIII
be many things in the trial to
which you viii object before we
get finished here"
A scare OF visiting school au-
thorfties are reported attending
the trial. One of the visitors Is
a school Superintendent in upstate
New York. Others came from
Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and
teachers of Rhea and the adjoin-
ing counties also attend.
If there is one thing that has
aroused the ire of William Jen-
nings Bryan during the trial, it
is the published accounts that he
will try to put God in the Con-
stitution." The commoner has
denied the report and charged its
authors as having misquoted him.
A score Of visiting school au-
thorities are reported attending
the trial. One of the visitors is
a school superintendent in up
state New York. Others came
from Mississippi, Alabama, Geor-
gia and the Carolinas. All the
school teachers of Rhea and the
adjoining counties also attend.
If there is one thing that has
aroused the ire of William Jen-
nings Bryan during the trial, 1t
is the published accounts that he
will try to put God in the Con-
stitution." The commoner has
denied the report and charged its
author as having misquoted him.
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