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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09

Here are some simple facts worth
RENE mbering:
Vinegar renders beets indigestible.
Use lemon juice instead.
In nutritive value the parsnip ex-
cells all other root vegetables. 1t is
best prepared by stewing or steam
ing.
Carrots, turnips and parsnips are
chiefly valuable for their fresh
juices, which contain mineral salts.
Sweet apples will leave the stom-
ach in one and one-half hours after
they are eaten; sour apples in two
hours.
Colds are caught at the dining
table more often than from draughts.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
Editorial Review

Comments reproduced in this
column may or may not express
the opinion Of The Tribune. They
are presented here in order that
our readers may have both sides
OF important issues which IRE
being discussed in the press Of
the day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
PICTURESQUE ANYWAY

PICTURESQUE ANYWAY
The American heiress had just
come back from her first trip to Eu-
rope. At dinner her neighbor in
quired: "Did you see many pictur-
esque old ruins during your trip"
eyes," she replied. "And six of
them proposed to me."-Irish Week
ly Times.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09

at its height. This fruit is brought
in great trainloads and hauled from
the docks in a steady stream of
wagons. One farm in Virginia pro-
duces $4,000 quarts of strawberries
each year exclusively for the New
York market.
JAMES w. DEAN.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
JUST Stiffness

PISH-I can't see my hand in front
of my face.
Tush-Good heavens, whazza- mat
ter?
"'Tisnt there, fool."-Stanford
Chaparral.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
:. DEAN.
WELL, 1T WAS

With the object Of becoming citi-
zen of the United States, one Jacob
Provinsky filled in a naturalization
form. Three of the questions he an
swered thus:
Name: Jacob Provinsky.
Born: Yes.
Business: Rotten. - London Tit
Bits. y
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
THE WEALTHY ONE

TIE WEALTHY ONE
six Of my sons are studying to be
artists and writer's, the seventh is
learning to be a bricklayer."
Aren't you rather optimistic,
thinking that he can support the six
Of them ?"-Fliegende Batter, Mum
ich.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
THE DILEMMA

THE DILEMMA
II told you to say NO, thank you.'
when offered cake q second time"
Il did. mother, but they offered it
again and I didn't know what to do
in that case!"-Vikingen, Oslo.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
THOSE PHONE GIRLS

Watson (whose wife mas just
bought him new shirt)-Good
night! Sixteen and a half! That's
what l get for marrying a telephone
operator. She always gets me the
wrong number.-Life.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
THAT'S THE REASON

THAT'S THE REASON
Teacher-Why do you always add
up wrongly?
Scholar don't know!
Teacher-Does any one help you?
Scholar-Yes, my father!
Teacher-What is he?
Scholar-A waiter! Os-
IL
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
LET CENSORSHIP BEGIN AT HOME

While public opinion do much to fumigate the films,
the responsibility rests upon the home parents exerted
careful censorship upon the pictures before allowing their
children to them the saacious and indecent cinema
would gradually disappear but while young and old continue
to flock to the suggestive pictures without protest from par
ents, the indecent offerings will continue.
The Tribune is in receipt of letter from minister who
properly protests against of the kinds of pictures
shown the but it is necessary for parents
allow their children to any than necessary for
them deliberately to into danger that be prevented
Parental control the best and most effective of
ship in all lines. Indifferent and defective homes stimulate
loose morals The church be powerful agent to make
good homes out of defective homes 1t is time to
railing at the evil itself and exert influence that will bring
to the home to the parents to the elder brother and sister
responsibility in directing the recreation of the youngsters
There sufficient laws the statute books now
ndecency and protect the youth of the land law
enforcement officials alert and public opinion be-
hind them.
But after all is said and DONE if the home refuses
supervise and the recreation and the literature of the
youth in the home the moral tone of the movies mod
ern literature will not be elevated.
The home throws out many safeguards against disease
by is great regards the morals of the youth Esab
book film any than the Vostead Act has eliminated
liquor.
But the influence of good home make it hard for the
filthy film to be shown at profit.
Minnie E. Kennedy recently issued little pamphlet
titled "The Home and Moving Picture" In the closing
chapter these significant words:
"Let be said again that the remedy is in the hands
the parents The home must determine what the
no
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
HOW UPRIGHT He "a

HOW UPRIGHT HE IS.
Prison Director-What? You here
again? ! thought that your last
term would have bettered you!
Old Lag-1t did, sir-but I want
to be better still!-Dorfbarbier, Ber-
lin.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
LET MIR. BRYAN CONSIDER
HIS OWN SUGGESTION
BY Chester HI. ROwell

he hand that writes the pay checks should control the
Schools, says Bryan.
How would Mr.. Bryan like to take his medicine?
The pay check of the schools written by the paying
that u.s. the property -hoding-class.
What would they have taught the children about "sx-
teen one"? What would they of public ownership?
How do they stand the tariff What do they think of "a
private monopoly as ndefensible and intolerabe"?
How frightened they of the bugaboo of Imperial
ISM? How pacifst were they when the brewing?
Have they, in fact, agreed with Mr. Bryan about
anything? Have they approved Of him personally?
If the schools to be the seats of doctrna propaganda
and the writer's of the pay check to determine the Dogma
where would Mr.. Bryan have got off?
THINKING Is DONE
BY MACHINE
The most purely mental faculty have is the mathe
NAUTICAL. On it alone be completely impersonal,
emotional and nfaibe The whole world agrees that twice
two four and that the of the angles of triangle
equal to two right angles.
There is difference of opinion no conflict of emotions
and personal equation The same be said
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09

MORE WAYS THAN ONE
mo, never allow anyone to en-
brace me-"
"You don't? Let's dance. then"
"All right. Carolina Buc-
cancer.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
YOUTH WINS A VICTORY

Tommy Gibbons the fighting idol of the Northwest has
gone down to defeat Youth triumphs middle age
There must be last time and Tommy like the proverbia
pitcher into the ring too often and his fighting
prowess becomes thing of the past He may return for
final swing but top liner. he joins the crowd of has
beens He reres from the ring at SO years OF age with
fact that his fighting have lost their punch and his
body the stamina that stood the grueng blows of the
mighty Dempsey.
unney becomes the chief contender for the honors that
are Dempseys Will youth triumph again? Dempsey like
Gibbons, must some day meet his waterloo.
The elimination of Gibbons from the contenders for
worlds championship will be regretted by host of admirers
- thu ciean fighter and the fight
fans throughout the nation were his friends
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
THE IMPERIAL NORTHWEST


Centennial Celebration the state fair grounds in St. Paul
referred to this section the Imperial northwestern
states Truly vast empire embraced in the territory
to whose development the hardy Mortimer contributed
President Coolidge not ndugng in attery when he said
in his address,
minnesota would not be Minnesota the group of imperial
northwestern states would not be what they but for the
contribution that has been made them by the Scandinavian
countries"
No has been assmiated into the American common
wealth more completely than those of Scandinavian birth
They have demonstrated Coolidge well said that there
is spiritual quality shared by all and conditions of
which is their universal heritage and nature
He the influence of the Scandinavian upon
northern and western Europe to that of the Greek states
upon the civilization Of the Mediterranean They the
first deepsea navgators On they distinguished them
selves through exploration land they became famous
pioneers who bazed the trail for future generations
The whole Northwest yesterday celebrated the Tooth ami
of the arrival of the Resauratonen which sail
from Stavanger Norway July 1925 and into the port
OF New York after voyage of Ia weeks with party of 81
people, This all happened 200 years after the Mayfower
made its historic trip.
Although the Scandnavians seafaring people, this
little band composed mostly of farmers and when they
landed through the kind offices of the Quae they secured
lands and established the first Norwegian settlement
To reinforce this little band of settlers others
went by until settlement of the Norwegans and other
Scandnavians spread into Iowa. Wisconsin, Minnesota and
the Dakotas reaching the peak not With
free lands practically immigration from the Scandna
Wan countries slowed somewhat but has been steady
the law allows and the contribution of these nations to
population continues to aid the growth and development Of
this imperial Northwest.
President Coolidge in closing his ST. Paul address gave
this fitting tribute:
You have laid up your in what America repre-
sents and there will heart be also You have given
your pledge to the Land of the Free The pledge of the Nor
wegan people has never yet gone unredeemed."
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09

There are no bigger fish in the
ocean than have gotten away.
Copyright. 1925, NEA Service, Inc.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09

Those thinking they are better
than others should be more careful
with their thinking.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-11-04
b. B. GislasOn Heads
Adjustment Agency
Organized Oct. 18th

With Attorney B. B. Gislason at it.;
head, an adjustment agency to he
known as the Marshall Adjustment,
Company was organized Wednesday.
The company will do business over
the entire southwestern correr of
Minnesota.
Handling everything in the line Of
sediments, it will also deal in real
estate and loans. In scope, the or
ganization will be one of the largest
in Minnesota outside the bigger
cities. 1t will operate under methods
similar to those of collection agencies
in St. Paul and Minneapolis.
Attorney Gislason said Wednesday
that he will move to Marshall about
his residence here.
The Marshall Adjustment Com
pany will have offices over the Ere.
Winslow jewelry store. The Equit
able Life Insurance organization, the
present occupants, will move to theil
new quarters in the Knights of Col
umbus building as soon as that struc
ture is COMPLETED.
]. HI. Hall Is Associate
Attorney Gislason comes to Mar
shall with twenty-five years Of Law
experience and almost as many .
real estate business, for in 1900 h
assisted in organizing the Globe Ian,
and Loan Company, which did
thriving business, with headquarter
at Minneota, for many years. H
was county attorney of Lyon Count,
in 1905 and 1906.
Associated with Attorney Gislaso
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-11-04
Tell 1t in Conduct

The preachings of a Christian mis-
sionary in India do not make as much
impression as the life he leads, DIR.
Charles w. Gilkey told members Of
RIO ,etrc'+ Raptist association re-
Gently. He then went further and
said the East Indian thinker finds it
hard to reconcile the fact of the
World War with the professions of
the followers of the Prince of Peace.
DR.. Gilkey quoted Mahatma Grand
hi as saying that the one who has
done the most for him is Jesus Christ.
He added that Gandhi believes him
self to be better exemplar of Christ
ianty than the English leaders who,
according to Gandhi, rely on force 70
impose their will on numerous and
unwilling people.
1t is easy to imagine that nom
Christion peoples may be skepticaI OF
the good faith of the so-called Christ
ian peoples and find the World War
hard to reconcile with the peace-time
teachings of your churches. Compe-
tition in ornaments, with no possible
purpose except the expectation Of
| further wars, is also hard to explain.
Probably another conference to limit
ornaments would do more to cause
| the so-called heathens to believe in
our ideals than all the pamphlets
ever printed San Bernardino Sun.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-11-04

basket social will follow the program.
Everyone is invited and a good time
assured to all who come. Our adver-
Using appears elsewhere in this issue.
The Robert Pearson family have
moved onto the farm recently vacat-
ed by Chas. Sleets. We have two
new pupils coming from this family,
making our present enrolment eight
cen. Their names are Dorothy and
Ellen Pearson.
Miss Frances brennan is visiting
at the Mcnamara home this week.
Miss Kennedy visited us Thursday
of last week. She was we'll pleased
with our work and especially COM
mended us on our attendance record.
We had fifteen perfect cases of at
tendance last month.
During the months of September
and October we are conducting an at
attendance contest. The captains OF
the two sides are Aubrey Dirlam anC
Floyd Bliss. The contest ends No
vember 6, when the losing side must
give party to the winning side.
/ Harry Hedges was a caller at tn,
home of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs
Horace Hedges last Sunday.
Harry Brown and Earl Bliss ha 7.
purchased new corn picker.
During our Art period this week
the upper grades have been maxim;
free hand Halloween posters. TIL,
lower grades made some witch liant
ems, brownies, black cats and Jaci,
olanterns.
We are well pleased with the ne;
books we received. Health and Goo,
Citizenship books, spoilers and Pen
manship books were purchased for tn
upper grades and readers and pen
manship books for the lower grade
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-11-04

in the Marshall Adjustment Company
is Attorney James H. Hall, who was
admitted to the bar in 1905, Was
county attorney in 1910, state sen-
ator 1919-1921, and now is city at
torney of Marshall
With such legal talent, the newly
organized adjustment company prom
Uses to be creditable asset to Mar
shall.-News- Messenger.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-11-04
DISTRICT 80

>
The children of our school are
practicing for a program to be given
Thursday evening, October ~. 4
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-11-04
Jas. Watson Says, I'll Never Forget
When Fathers Hogs Got Cholera -

When Fathers Hogs Got Cholera
Zone morning he found 20 hogs
dead and several sick. He called in
the Vet. who after dissecting a. rat
caught on the premises, decided that
the rodents had conveyed germs.
Since then l am never with RAT
SNAP. It's the surest, quickest raj
destroyer l know" Three sizes, 35c,
Csc, 1925. Sold and guaranteed by
Farrell & Keefe and Public Drug
Store. 12-2ts
Imperial Valley press., 1925-08-26
FAVOR TEACHING
OF EVOLUTION IN
PUBLIC SCHOOLS

SACRAMENTO, Aug. 26 - The
Northern California Congregational
conference, comprised OF churches
OF this denomination in % northern
counties, favors the teaching of tvo.
luton in the public schools.
In Il letter to viii c. Wood state
superintendent of public instruction,
today, the conference expresses Il
hope that the state board of educa-
tion Twill be firm in its stand to
permit the teaching of evolution as
a theory in the public schools.
Science is no foe to religion,
the letter, which quotes from reso-
luton recently adopted by the con
ference, declares.
The conference also places itself
Oh record as favorng the enactment
OF Legislation which would permit
school authorities to excuse pupils
from schools to attend religious in
struction classes on the written re
Guest of the parents for Il period not
to exceed ninety minutes ii week.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-08-26
THE OVERPRODUCTION FALLACY

AUTOMATIC machinery, argues a newspaper read
er, is throwing many people out of work. He refers
factory where he is employed, which does the work
of four men. -Four men, he remarks "are out of
work" He continues
"The new machine produces twice as much which
means overproduction. Overproduction will spell ruin
to large The factory produces more than can
be assimilated by the people.
IF automatics installed in all factories,
Observation-Disclosures Of thousands-wil be thrown
out of work Then who will buy the goods produced?
Production will halt, throwing others out of work.
That is the great industrial problem
Here is simply another statement of one of the
Oldest economic faaces. the falacy that there only
about much work to do in the world and that if it
is done by machines, it necessarily throws out of
work and impoverishes them.
1t can easily be shown that the opposite is true
that workmen have benefited intensely from the multi
pllcatlon of laborsavng machinery, that the
rage workman today obtains far better living and
can accumulate far more wealth, with fewer hours
work, than workmen could in former ages.
Overproducton is not ''the great industrial prob
lem today There is such thing overproduction
in industry whole, though there may be temporar-
lily in this or that industry.
The great industrial problem is not production
but distribution. The thing required is not to cut
down production by eliminating machinery but TO keep
on increasing the machinery power, producing still
more while easing manual toiand to that there
maintained proper balance between industries.
has anyone too many OF the necessarieS, comforts
and convenlences of life made possible by modern in
dustry? Everybody should be producing all the time
for everybody else, thereby helping and enriching all
The big need of the time is economic statesmanship
to keep distribution Of products working smoothly
thus keeping everybody at work making things in ex
change for the things he gets. SO far distribution
has been too expensive, too much subject to accident
and too much ntertered with by politics.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-08-26

"Wcll. now. boys, let : sec which
of YOU is the better swimmer, said
Uncle Wiggilv to Bully and Bawlv
rs the frogs stool OH log, ready 10
jump into the water.
i m better than Bully" croak-
cd Bawly.
m better than Bawly." croak-
cd Bully.
And before they could splash in
there was rustling noise in the
cattail rushes and Uncle Wlggily
cried:
lis that the Fuzzy Fox?'
"No.' answered Uncle Butter,
The goat. who had also come to see
the swimming race, that was skip
Der and Nipper, two of your little
rabbits. They are over i'll the tall
grass.
"That's all right m glad they
are here, said Uncle Wiggily Then
Rullv and Bawly splashcd in and II
was very exciting TO sec them race.
FIRST Bawlv would seem to be win
J ing. and then it would be Bully.
Bur il ended with Bully coming in
firsJ.
Then. when Uncle Wiggilv was
telling the frogs what wonderful
swimmers they were. all Of a sudden
there sounded a loud splash and Il
voice cried: "Oh. Oh. Ont"
Imperial Valley press., 1925-08-26
INCOME FROM MUSCLE SHOALS

Uncle Sam at last is deriving revenue from
Muscle Shoals. Nitrate Plant No. is operating at
capacity, under the lease held by the Alabama Power
Company and turning into the federal treasury $4,000
day. This, if continued steadily, would about
three quarters of million year. 1t is not much,
measured by the expenditures at Muscle Shoals but is
a good start toward paying operation
An interesting phase is the fact that this nitrate
plant is not producing nitrate but is turning its cleo
trio power direct into the superpower system which
feeds Alabama North Carolina, South Carolina and
Georgia. 1t is needed especially present, because
other sources of hydro-eectric power have been af
fected by drouth and low water.
1t has been questioned whether the plant would
be of much to make fertilizer expected
originally 1t may develop that the best of this
plant and also the big power plant connected with the
Wilson Dam at the Shoals will be simply to pour their
energy into big superpower system to feed southern
industry. If So other will have to be provided
somehow for the fertilizer needs of southern agrcu
ture.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-08-26
Bedtime Stories
BY HOWARD e. GARIS
Copyright, 1923, by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE
STICKLE BURRS

"Come ont" called skipper to
Nippcr.
''Whcrc''" asked Nlpper of Skip
per,
- Down to the frog pond. an
swweycd skipper. ''Bullv and Baw-
lv Notai1 arc going to have Il race
and we II have fun watching them.
The frog boys are good swimmers. -
- know how we can have a lot
more fun spoke Nipper. trying to
twinkle his pink nose as he had seen
Urclc W:ggily do his. i know how
we can have a lot of fun.
How asked his brother, and
the two little rabbit boys stood up
on their hind legs in the deep, green
grass and clover. nibbling a leaf now
pud then. How can we have
fun
I've II 60 down by the frog pond
and watch Bully and Bawlv swim
and dive. agreed Nippcr. = Daddy
Gums Uncle Wiggily is also going
for heard him tell Nurse Jane
Fu.zv Wuzzv. And after we have
watched Bully and Bawlv. | Il throw
big rocks IN the water. 1t viii make
a splash. Then you and will hol-
Ter like anything and Uncle Wiggilv
will think We have fallen III. He II
come hopping up to save us and
when he sees lis safely sitting on the
bank we II laugh at him.
"Oh that : Il good trick.
,hurkicd skipper. I'VE II do it.
So thu rabbit boys hoppcd down
10 the edge of the pond to watch
the frog boys swim, The edge of
the pond was grown thick with tail
grass, sweet flag and rattail rushc>,
so il was no wonder Uncle Wigsily
did not ut first see the two little
rabbit chaps, who were some of the
forty-clcvcn bunnies which the old
gentleman had taken to live with
him.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-08-26
START OPERATION
OF NEW SYSTEM OF
DRY ENFORCEMENT
Bv JOSEPH Z. WASNEN
United Press Staff Correspondent


WASHINGTON. Aug. 26.--Ass;st
ant Secretary of the Treasury An
drews decentralization prohibition
enforcement scheme began to take
effect yesterday when the permit
division Of the prohibition unit was
abolished.
Reams of permits. formerly issued
to liquor dealers under the super
VISION of Prohibition Commissioner
Haynes, were shipped in packing
Eases to Headquarters of the rev -
regional administrators. Hence
forth the zone directors will nave
coutroi of all permits.
Andrews will have small head
quarters force, similar to Il staff of
officers maintained by Il general in
The field. All clcr;'al work will be
done in directors offices and mead
quarters will operate in directing
capacity.
While the new dry machine is
rea6v to start business on September
|. the reorganization work OF An
drews will not be completed until
October Is. Those who arc aot Sc
lected as deputy administrators or
as members of the field fighting
corps will be dismissed at tn ex-
Piration of the time limit. New
:. blood will be selected to fill their
places.