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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02
The Cry from the Deep
Boston Transcript

Inquiry will be needed to deter
mine the question whether there was
any dereliction, or any omitted pos
sibility, in the use and the suit
ability of the crane ships of the
Navy for the rescue of the crew of
the submarine Ssh. The use of the
Kearsarge, at the Boston Navy Yard,
is at this writing sort of storm
center in the discussion. We are
told on what appears to be good au-
thority that the existing crane ships
are of such construction that one of
them could not even be navigated
out of Newport harbor in rough
water. If that is the case, the people
will be inclined to ask whether it is
impossible to build a vessel for that
service that will perform the func-
ton required. We know from sew
eral lamentable instances that sub
marine vessels-whieh for that mat
ter We must have-are liable to such
accidents. More than once brave
officers and men have cried out, as
it were, from the bottom of the sea
for rescue, and it is reasonably Ger
tain that they will cry thus more
than once in the future. No one
likes to think that, for the raising
of submarines, placid waters are
absolutely requisite. Our northern
Atlantic coast waters are oftener
rough than smooth.
This is one of the several ques-
tons connected with this disheart-
ening calamity that call for an an
sWer. There is absolutely no ques-
ton of the morale or the vigilance
of the officers and men of the Navy.
Their courage and their competence
only serve to make more urgent the
provision of all possible technical
means for their security and for
their rescue when in positions of
danger. Manifestly the crane Ship
or the floating derrick, needs to be
always ON hand at submarine bases
and at naval yards and stations near
the ordinary scene of submarine
operations, and it is equally neces-
sary that it shall be Of the highest
efficiency.
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DEX Err
PhilIiS C'Iukev

The entire community was sb..,
ed Wednesday when Phillis cIrLas'
the IL year old daughter of M
Mrs. Franklin Clukey died a. ano
Spring street school building fo,,s sne
ing a short attack which within u
hour took the child's life. Funera,.
services will be conducted fror, y =
AIMS Catholic church, Satnra y.
morning. Phillis is survived bv ~,
parents and two sisters Airline 49,
Virginia and three brothers na au
wood, Harry and Nathan ali whn,
have the sympathy of their msrv
friends.
Miss Helen HARDWOOD enterta,n.s
the Sewing Club at her horna -
Free street, Wednesday eyening
Marion A. Ellis and Leon Poo,..
were in Harmony Wednesday.
John A. Chaykowsky has gona !.
Berlin, N. H., for a several days W.
cation.
j. K. Springall was in Banpo.
Thursday attending the openins
concert of the Maine Music Fest
val.
j. K. Springall, Erwin Peter
Francis Pooler,A Dennis Higgins and
John Dyer will attend the FESTIVE,
concerts in Bangor on Friday. Tbsr
are planning a dinner at the Pekirs
following the evening concert.
Mrs. Helen Buchanan and partv
were among those attending 81.
Festival in Bangor Thursday even.
ing.
The morning train was Obliged a
come to a stop at the crossing On
lions Hill Thursday morning as two
small children were on the tracks
Without doubt it was a very mar.
row escape as the engineer saw tha
children in time to bring the train
to a standstill and allow the chm.
dren to get off the tracks.
There will be a dramatic recital
at the Town Hayy- Tuesday evening
October 6, under the auspices of ths
Methodist Episcopal church. TIA
recital will be given by Francs
Closter, reader of Chicago, Ill, who
is reader of unusual talent ana
who will give an excellent program
Miss Closter will be assisted Nv
Vaughn Wicket, tenor singer of ex.
cellent range and experience. Mr.
Wicket has been broadcasting from
one of the large stations for several
seasons. Miss Pearl Dennam,
character artist of Old Town, will
be one of the trio that will be much
enjoyed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02
Post Office Notes

The following mail schedule is
now in effect at the local Office:
Mails going west close as follows:
40 A. NJ, 2.26 P. M. and $50 p. M.
Mails going east close as follows:
1O.Z4 A. NJ, 800 P. NJ. and $50 p. M.
Mail for the Harmony Branch line
closes as follows: go p. NJ. All
hrst and second class, meaning let
tiers, sealed matter and newspapers,
have special service to Hartland
and st. Adams as we'll as the regu-
lar service. This special service
leaves the post Office on the arrival
of Train l, at 10.44 A. NJ, returning
at about 3 P. M.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02
WlNNOWlNG

Amateur bungling" is the mouse
delivered by the mountain Of almost
criminal negligence" set up by Col
onel Mitchell. This Notwithstanding
there is increasing evidence that
bungling has been mischievous. 1t
always has been for that matter,
though disaster appears to be over
taking it nowadays with spectacular
emphasis.
But we dislike to think of Com
mander Rodgers as an amateur or
other kind of bungler. yet according
to Mitchell he Is, as Rodgers has told
us he had everything he asked for
his attempted fight across to Ha-
wall, whereas Mitchell declares It
was known the plane did not carry
enough gas. Furthermore according
to Mitchell it was criminal negli-
gence for the Shenandoah to start
on it's journey without parachutes.
Maybe it was, although it is said the
Los Angeles was flown across the
Atlantic without them and it seems
clear from the testimony respecting
the Shenandoah disaster that para
chutes could not have been used had
they been on board. Indeed the fall
ing gas bag was parachute except
for those in the control car, for
which parachutes would not have
awaited.
This does not necessarily belittle
the investigation or argue that the
fruits of it will be worthless. While
in many respects it is a rehash of
charges previously made, while there
is manifest concern for personal ad-
vantage displayed by some of those
making those charges it all will serve
to call attention to conditions that
need attention. The public's concern
is not so much whether those engag-
ed in the air or any part of the serv-
ice have all they desire in the way
of rank, preferment or housing con-
ditions, as that they shall have In
their hazardous line Of duty suitable
protection against danger; whether
our defense program is in danger;
whether money is being denied;
whether it is being wasted; whether
it is being misapplied. Everybody
with anything definite to say--and
some who do not appear to be def
nite-have been given an opportun-
ity to say it, as should be.
Furthermore events indicate that
the Shenandoah investigation and
the air board inquiry are not all that
are needed for permitting as much
as possible of the truth to come out
and be winnowed from the chaff. For
instance has our navy no adequate
facilities for raising sunken sub
marines and our navy divers made
quate equipment for such undertake
ings as that attending the sinking of
submarine S-51?
To the outsiders, at least to some
Of them, it will appear incredible
that what is asked under unified air
control will not require more money,
even though the expenditure be bet
ter ordered. Likewise it is evident
that it will cost the Government to
supply itself with proper facilities
for raising sunken submarines. but
who will argue that those facilities
should not be had?
A lot Of talk. extravagant talk,
charges and counter charges appear
to be made, some of it by those who
want what they want when they
want it. While listening to these we
best decide that we want what we
need when we need it. Perhaps out
of it all we may get some Of this
that we need. Let the winnowing
proceed
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"Tiser! Tiser!"


When George Brennan exhibited
Governor Smith to a crowd of 100000
Chicago Democrats he began, three
years in advance, the Smith cam
paign for the Presidency, which Mr..
Brennan will conduct on the floor of
the next national convention. 1t is
Mr.. Brennans sincere belief that If
the Governor were as we'll known
outside New York State as he is
within it his nomination would be
assured.
But Mr.. Brennan is the head of a
machine in many respects compar-
able to Tammany Hall. through
which Governor Smith has risen and
from which he could never shake
himself free, even were he disposed
to do so. The Chicago leader no
more understands the Democrats Of
the South or West than does Mr..
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02

One who writes that he is read
er of the Journal, but does not sign
his name, asks the editor to criticize
an incident which he says occurred
on a Togus car. carrying rs people,
rs Of whom were children, who clus-
tered about the motorman talking to
him, he seeming to disregard the
safety of the other passengers while
giving his attention to them. The
writer Of the letter urges that pass
engers should not be permitted to
talk to the motorman. There Is rea-
son in such a request but as to the
application of it in this instance we
have only the unsigned complaint
for evidence. Furthermore, unsigned
communications are not entitled to
consideration, but facts are.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02
Pile Sufferers
Can You Answer These cucstionsq

Do you know why, ointments do not
give you quick and lasting relief?
Why cutting and operations fail?
DO you know the cause of piles is
internal?
That there Is a stagnaton of blood
in the lower bowel?
Do you know that there is q harm
less internal remedy discovered by DR..
Leonhardt and known as HEM-ROID.
now sold by Sections Pharmacy and
druggists everywhere. that is guar
anteed?
HEM-ROID banishes piles by re-
moving the cause, by freeing blood
circulation in the lower bowel. This
simple home treatment has an al
most unbelievable record for sure
safe and lasting relief 10 thousands
of pile sick sufferers, and saves the
needless pain and expense of an oper-
alton. Don't delay Try HEM-ROID
today. 1t will do the same for YOU
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02
New Beauty Cream
Quickly Remakes
Your Complexion

Gives it the texture and appear
ance of a wild rose petal. You can't
help but notice striking difference
the moment you put it On. Nourishes
while it eautifies-whitens, cleansss
Should be left on all night. Also
makes wonderful powder base. Not
sticky or greasy. Get this new won
derful beauty cream called Mello-Glo
and try it. D. W. Adams Company
Dept. Stores: Augusta Drug Com
pany, Daniel w, Sexton, Druggist,
Stackpole's Pharmacy.
oct2-nov6-decfl
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Near Six Million
Australia Population

Melbourne, Sept. 2(A. P. by main
Statistics recently completed show
that on March 81, Australia had 4
population of 100000, an increase Of
$1,000 in three months.
Savings bank deposits on the same
day aggregated $S00,525,00O. The
total industrial production Of Aus
tralia for the year ended June d
shown to have been $1,971, 900, 900.
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Sweden's Auto Imports Increase

Stockholm, Sept. "a. P. by maiD
The number of automobiles in
Sweden, government statistics show,
increased from $500, or one for each
705 inhabitants in 1919, to 62,S20, Or
one for each 95 inhabitants at the
end OF 1924. The cars are mostly
American made.
The governments income from
motor business last year included
S1,423,S14 taxes on automobiles:
$774,043 on tires and s1,347,o46 on
gasoline.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02

Has anyone concluded from the
evidence now in that If the country
10 to have a unified air service eth
er Secretary Wilbur of the navy or
Colonel William Mitchell at large
should be at the head of it? In the
excitement Of the moment Colonel
Mitchell probably WOULD get some
votes.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02
Putting Him Wise

Mr.. O'Grouch-They say woman
wants to stand on an equality with
man.
Mrs. O'Grouch-Well, don't you be-
lieve that stuff. No woman wants to
lower herself to that level, L am sure.
Chicago News,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02
VASSALRORO

Vassalboro Grange will hold its
annual fair Wednesday, Oct. IA.
Mrs. Olive S. Pope returned last
week from Massachusetts.
DIR. NJ. d. Pope made brief trip
to Boston recently.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02
Friday, October 2, 1925.

Every thought willingly centem.
plated, every word meaningIy spok-
on, every action freely done CONSOLE
dates itself in the character, and will
project itself onward continually.
II. Giles.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02

Get Cambridge Gunman at All
Cost, Says Governor Fuller"-Head-
line-This should be taken UP by
the public to Get All Gunner 1T
All Cost" and should be followed
through clear to the end Of the
penalty. In that way and that way
alone are we best assured of max
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02

An Irish general on leaving Amer
ica's independence Hall is struck by
~hoodlums. Is this way for demon
strating hundred per cent American
ism?
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Grand 7RyNKRALWkYSYs1Eh
FALL CHANGE OF TIME
EFFECTIVE SEPT. 27th

Trains leave Portland 500 A. NJ.
daily except Sunday, 9.15 A. NJ. Sun
day and 5.25 P. NJ. daily for Montreal
Chicago and intermediate stations
Connections at Montreal and Chicago
for all Pacific Coast points. For fur
Their information apply D. F. Calvin,
Tiki. Agt., Portland Me-, phone Forest
1860, or to
G. A. Harrison, Gen1. Agt., Pass. DEPT.
Grand Trunk Station, Portland, Mains
Phone Forest 7O4O,
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Calphurnia (Rice) Snow

Inc community was saddened
when it was known that Calphurnia
Snow had passed to the higher life.
Inc great shock came to the COM
munity Monday evening after a few
hours illness following a paralytic
shock. Although she has not been
enjoying good health for some time
1t was not realized that the end was
SO near.
She was born in Hinckley, Me-, in
1883 and has passed the greater part
OF her life in this vicinity. Twenty
two years ago she married Kendall
Snow, whom she leaves to MOURN
her loss also two children, Edward
and Mrs. Eva Perkins, both of Hart
land, her aged father and mother.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Rice of Show
hogan; one brother, Carroll Rice.
also Of Skowhegan; and two sisters,
Mrs. EHnest Hart of st. Adams, Mrs.
BERTHE Gleason of Skowhegan; two
grandchildren and other relatives,
and large circle of friends. Her
personality was very pleasing and
she was a favorite in the neighbor-
hood circles, always thoughtful in
sickness and willing to lend a hand
in trouble. Undertaken A. r. Bur
ton had charge of the funeral ar
rangements. The funeral was held
at the Methodist church at . o'clock
Wednesday afternoon, Rev w. C.
Hamilton of the Methodist church
officiating. The bearers were Charles
Dare, Daniel Southland, Sleeve Bur-
bank, Pat Manning. The Pythian
Sisters were in attendance, of which
the deceased was a prominent mem
Der. She was laid at rest in the
family lot in Palmyra.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Brown of
Northeast Carry are the guests of
friends in town for a short time.
b. S. Mudgett of Belfast was a
business caller in town Wednesday.
III. A. Elliott of Guilford, super
intendent of the Hartland Water
Co. was in town on Wednesday of
this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. S. Hill of Boston
are at their cottage at Moose Pond
for short vacation.
Benjamin Esley of Portland was
a business caller in town Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willard Burton. Mrs.
Birdie Hanson, Mrs. Fancy Tibbetts
were among those who attended
Athens fair Wednesday.
CLYDE Cookson is employed by A.
r. Burton & Son in their store.
Edward Snow has a position with
K. E. Nutting IN the clothing store.
Earl Seekins, who leased the Wa
terman store, is moving in his stock
and plans to open as soon as posi-
BILE.
The new sewer which was laid
this summer at Academy street is
greatly appreciated as it was much
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02

"What are money orders, par"
your mothers letters to me wher
she's at the seashore, my son."
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Augusta Lodge Directory
AUGUSTA LODGE, NO. IN, +. &.

AUGUSTA LODGE, NO. 141, r. & A.
NJ. Stated communication Tuesday
evening, oct. G, at $50. All visiting
brethren are cordially invited to at
tend.
RALPH w. FARRIS, w. NJ.
BERT Z. STUART, Sec.
sETHLEHEM LODGE, NO. IS, +. e
A Nj. State communication Monday
evening, Oct 5. at $50, at Masonic
Temple. All sojourning brothers cor
daily invited.
HAROLD NJ. STONE, w. NJ.
p. e. FULLER, Sec.
ROSE OF SHARON CHAPTER,
No. 10, o. E. S. Stated meeting on
first Wednesday of each month at Ma
sonic Temple. All sojourning MEM
bers are cordially invited to attend.
EDNA w. WEEKS. w. NJ.
ELSIE NJ. PINGREE, Sec.
aug31 .mon-wed-fri,tf
ASYLUM LODGE, No. 70, /. o. o. r.
Regular meetings Friday at 100
FRANK L. DOUGLAS, N. G.
ELLIS e. WALKER. Sec'y.
JEPTHA ENcAMPMENT, NO 8.
Meetings second and fourth Tuesdays
of each month at s o'clock.
EDGAR w. FLETCHER. c. p.
G. S. PEASLEE, Scribe.
CANTON AUGUSTA, NO. 9, P. M.
Regular, meeting every third Tuesday
at o'clock.
JOHN c. HowEs, Capt.
A NJ. DRUMMOND. Clerk.
DIFF
G. A. r. THE REGULAR MEETING
of Seth Williams Post No IS first
Thursday of each month.
GEO. Z. GAY. Commander.
WILLIAM McDAVID. Adjutant.
r. B. cAPEN REBEkAH LODGE,
No. So, |, o. O.. f.. meets I'd and 4lh
Wednesday evening at s o'clock.
EMMA G. TOOTHAKER, N. G..
EVA NJ. LAMSON, Rec. Sec.
mch25, w-f,lyr
LOMBARD CAMP, NO. 2751, ROYAL
Neighbors of America. Meetings sec
ond Friday evening of each month at
G. A. r. hall.
BERTHA p. SIDNEY, Oracle.
JULIA f. ROBINSON, Rec.
jn1 ,mon-wed-f ri,lyr
THE MAccAsEES, KENNEBEC
Tent. No Is, meets in Foresters' hall
the second Monday of each month at s
o'clock.
II. A. MILLER, Com.
w. E. CROSS. r. X.
mon-wed-fri.1yr
kENNEBEc LODGE NO. 1853,
r. hall, Water street, first and third
Wednesday evening of each month at
o'clock.
CHESTER NJ. REDMOND, Dictator.
w. w. JACKSON. Sec, Is Pike St.
mon ed-fri.tf
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He Didn't

Al-What did Ellen say when you
tried to kiss her?
Ben-Dont, stop.-Allston Recorder.
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ais that you, Old Red Rooster?"
laughed the nice old gentleman rab-
bit, looking out of his window.
So off he drove, singing in high
squeaky voice:
Little donkey, shake a heel.
But don't slip on an orange peel"
Just then Little Miss Mousie, the
old gentleman rabbits tiny house,
keeper, called from the kitchen door,
way;
Carrot Coffee sizzling hot
In the little china pot.
.Buckwheat cake is on your plate,
Uncle Lucky, don't be late"
And in the next story you shall
hear what happened after that.
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Light and Airy
Simplest Instruments
Wife Used Tools Closest at Hand in
Dot


Dorgan on his return home sat
during his absence. The wife was
laying particular stress upon the re-
forms she had successfully intro
duced.
"You know" said she, that closet
that was locked for more than a
month? You said it couldn't be OPP
ened except by a locksmith. Well,
I opened it."
"How on earth did you do it,"
with a hairpin. And the furnace
door has been sagging around on one
hinge for ever so long, you know;
but it's all right now"
"Well, am glad you had 1t fixed"
Had 1t fixed! I fixed 1t myself
with hairpin. And there was that
picture of your mother that stood
on the floor for six weeks because
you hadn't brought me any picture
hooks"
well, intended to. but"
20, it doesn't make any difference
now. made a hook myself out of
a hairpin."
mol"
"And there's Tommy! You've been
coaxing and bribing him for year
to break him of the habit of biting
his nails, and broke him in week"
with a hairpin?" inquired Mr..
Dorgan.
MOI. Don't lie goose! With
a hairbrush." -Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
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A Social Call

Kindly Visitor-"Fd like to see
Convict SIS please, if he's in
Dartmouth Jack OLantern.
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Too Soon to Tell

Dinner: Waiter, are these sand
witches fresh?
Truthful Waiter: Don't know, sir.
I've only been here two weeks.-The
Progressive Grocer. "a
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Superior Force.-Prof. Gin mechan-
ics): what is coupler"
Student: 1.-TWO equal parallel
forces acting in the same direction"
Prof: But If they act in opposite
directions"
Student: That's a divorce case"
j. l.. Koble, Science and invention.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02

ing a beginning in restraining gun
men in this country.
Macmillan is on his way-and so
are the snow squalls. We trust he
beats them to port at Wiscasset.
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Same EeeIinu

Same Feeling
you don't know how nervous
was when I proposed to you"
you don't know how nervous
was until you did|-Colorado Dodo
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Sane to the Last

"Well." said the dying business
man. you better put in clause
about my employees. To each man
who has worked for me twenty years
give and bequeath $4,000"
But" said the lawyer, you haven't
been in business twenty years."
II know it, man but it's good adj
vertising, From Everybody's Mag
azine.
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OF the 800 men who marched
South from Wiscasset to engage in
warfare during from 81 to '65,
Leonard j. Boynton is the only sur
vivor. He is in his 81st year. Mr..
Boynton enlisted from New Sharon
at the age of II in Company X.
2Sth Maine commanded by Col.
Woodman, most Of his service being
on the Mississippi, patrolling the
river from the Gulf to Cairo. Since
leaving the service he has been for
much of the time a blacksmith.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02

Another name which was added
Thursday to the Honor Rolf of the
Pepperell Manufacturing Company,
is that of Burton H. Winslow, who
has been office man for As years.
This does not sever Mr.. Winslow's
connection with the company. but he
is permitted to enjoy long period Of
rest and recuperation. at reduced
salary, subject only to be called on
for temporary advice or assistance
made especially valuable by his long
experience.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02

The town Of Houlton Is justihed
in feeling proud of her Headquarters
Battery which had quartermaster
and ordinance inspection last week.
The Battery made a record for it
self last week at the State Shoot at
Auburn when they won second place
competing with all the military
teams in the state for the fourth
consecutive year. Last year they
held first place.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-02

Chivalry has not yet become ex-
tinct as was demonstrated by one of
our former Representatives in the
Maine Legislature when Wednesday
afternoon, barking back to the days
of Sir Walter Raleigh. Edgar E.
Rounds, manager of the Peaks Is
land Ferry Co., while in the act of
placing a plank between the slip at
the island and the Ferryboat
Swampscott to allow a lady to pass
over, slipped and fell into the icy
waters of the Atlantic. No serious
results were reported.