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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02
DIED In CALIFORNIA

Mrs. William W. Woods a resident
of Sank Centre, for many years
passed away at Los Angeles, CAL,
Sunday, March 2a and was buried
Tuesday, March 31st. The deceased
was the mother of Mrs. Henry C.
Capser of St. Paul. When resi-
dent of Sank Centre Mrs. Woods was
prominently identified with the Con-
gregational church. The family have
lived at Los Angeles, for several
years. The aged husband, two sons
b. o. Woods and l.. A. Woods, all of
Los Angeles and the daughter, Mrs {.
Capser, are the immediate family
left to mourn.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02
Congregational Church
Cecil S. Sparkes, Minister


Palm Sunday will be observed in
this church on Sunday with the usual
distribution of palms at the morning
service and in the Sunday School.
In the evening Rev. ]. R. Hargreaves
will commence a series of special ser.
vices which will continue until Thurs.
day. We are looking forward to a
very helpful time under the minis
tration of this splendid preacher.
These services will commence each
evening at 7:45. The following is
the schedule at services commencing
Sunday: Palm Sunday, Sunday School
at go. Distribution and procession
of palms. Morning service at 10:45
Palm Sunday message. Anthem, "Ride
on Ride on in Majesty" and distribu-
ton of palms. Evening service at
1880. Special preacher, Rev. J., R.
Hargreaves. Monday, Tuesday, We'd
nesday and Thursday evenings at
7:45, special services. Good Friday at
1900 noon. "Three hours service "
Plan to make this time of spirit
ual refreshing under the combined
ministry of Rev. J. R. Hargreaves
and the pastor.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

FOR SALE-Oak kitchen cabinet
with graniteware top; high-oven PEN
ninsular range for coal or wood, with
water front; Blue Flame kerosene
water heater (3-burner) round steel
ice box, sanitary and handy; all
priced for quick sale for cash. In
quire at Herald office. 31tf
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

FOR SALE-Seed corn, Mimi. No.
13 early type, matured here last year
in 90 days, grown from 1928 Morrl-
son County seed. Germanation 80
per cent or better. Shelled, and
graded, $3.50 a bushel. Also "feld
run" of same corn testing from 80
to 90 per cent suitable for either
field or fodder corn $3.50 bushel.
Arthur Nelson, R No. 1 Box 32,.
Monterey, Mimi, 42-44 pd.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

FOR RENT-From May 1st {.
June 1st my upstairs apartment, 4,
the home on Fourth street. FG =.
rooms and ktchenette, large close
bath and sun room. Furnished T.
unfinished. w. o. P. Hilsdale. See
Sigurd Holme. 4Otf.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

FOR SALE-6O0 bushel yellow
oats for seed; 500 bushel of white
early oats; about Is tons of hay:
some tame hay in barn. Inquire OF
M. P. Stadherr. ~ tt.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

FOR SALE-Genuine Grimm AL
falfa seed and white blossom sweet
clover seed, cleaned and scarified,
alfalfa S45 per hundred, sweet Glow
er, SIP. Jas Harper, Westport,
MINI. 43-44.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

VALUABLE German Police Dog,
male; strayed or stolen, March 27.
Large wolf grey with black nose;
left ear little crooked. Liberal reward
for information leading to recovery.
A. J. Anderson, Willard, MINI. AZ
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02
Mrs. C.. A. Johnson of St. Paul
visited the school Tuesday.

Mrs. N. Riley matron of Harland
cottage, left Tuesday evening for
Minneapolis enroute to Winona,
Mimi, to spend several days vacation
at her home.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

FOR SALE-Eight room modern
house. Hot water, cistern, barn.
woodshed, hen house, garage, and
garden spot. Ideal location. H. F.
Henneman. 48tf.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02
HOME SCHOOL NOTES

"Her Honor the Mayor" play in
three acts was presented by the
girls of Alcott cottage on Saturday
evening last in the Community
Building. The play which was coach
ed by one Of the Alcott girls, was
exceedingly we'll given.
Mrs. M. L. Stewart, superintendent
of the Home School, spent Monday Of
this week in the cities.
Il
The Board of Control arrived We'd
nesday evening from St. Paul and
spent Thursday at the institution. FIR.
Wheelock, who retired from the board
this week, paid the school his farewell
visit.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02
FENCE FOR SALE

Bids will be received at the office
of the undersigned up to Thursday,
April 9, 1925, at 1000 A. M. for the
fence around the Golf Course owned
by the Sank Centre Country Club.
Bids will be received for the whole
fence as it stands, or by the rod, OF
for the wire only, or for posts only.
Right is reserved to reject any or all
bids.-V. T. Conklin, Sec. Adv.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

FOR SALE-120 acre farm, we'll
improved, two miles east of Sank
Centre. Price $4,000 per acre, for
particulars see Katherine Ehr. Sank
Centre. AZ tt.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

FOR RENT-6 room house, moo
ern except heat, kitchen range fur
nished. Also good garage. Inquire
Jacob BotZ. 43 If.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

T. B. Clark of Osakis will give sew
eral musical numbers. There will be
other surprise features of this SER
vice that will please all.
D.
Episcopal Church
R. A. Crickmer, Rector
Sunday morning at 1880 A. M.
Church School at II AS A. M.
Evening service second Sunday of
each month 500 P. M.
the month 1890 A. M.
St. Paul's Catholic Church
Sunday-Low Mass at 500 a. m.
High Mass at 1000 a. M, Vespers at
1870 p. m.
Our Lady of the Angels Church
Rev. John A. Fearon, Pastor
High Mass, sermon and Benediction
at 1000 a. m.
Sunday-Early Mass at 500 a. m.
Zion Luth. Church
Jul. A. Stein. pastor
Palm Sunday, April 5. English SER
vices with Holy Communion.
Confession address and services at
1000 A. M. Sunday School after
services. No German services on Palm
Sunday.
Good Friday: German services with
Holy Communion at 10: A. M.
Good Friday: English services at
2:30 P. M.
You are always welcome at Zion
Lutheran church. Any religious in
formation always cheerfully given by
the pastor.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

FOR RENT-Six room hou. ~
large garden plot. Southeast paE,
of city. Inquire Of Chas. Hermail
Al If. .-..~-..
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

FOR SALE-Holstein cows and
some extra good draft colts and hors-
es at the fair grounds in Glenwood,
Mimi. Norris Land Co. 43-44
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

REMOVED - About Halloween
time last fall, some one took from
my place 20 rod roll of new 81
inch high woven wire. Reward for
information. F. E. Dodge. a.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

wish to be baptised. Also the sacra-
ment of the Lords Supper will be
presented at this service and all bap-
tised children are expected to partake
in the Communion service on Good
Friday. The lighted cross and can
dies will feature this service and Mrs.
T. B. Clark of Osakis will give sew
eral musical numbers. There will be
other surprise features of this SER
vice that will please all.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

FARMERS ATTENTION - The
Herald has some shafting han eht
and core pulleys for sale at
price. "a tt
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02
HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS p
: CLASSIFIED WANT ADS +:

FOR SALE-Four good draft
horses, weight about 400. Inquire
at the Main Street Cafe. 42-43-44
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-02

WANTED Competent girl for
general homework. Mrs. d. b.
Caughren. Phone 1873 41tf
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
THE CYPER'S LITANY

well Skinny Hooper born and raised right here at
this Whstng Post and in addition to having Weak Eyes
supposed carry nothing but large Open Space under the
Straw Hat Now he has House Boat in Florida and four
Jap Servants He hasn't any Gumpon than he had when
he tailed to get his Diploma in the High School s It that
since then he hasn't done Anything except collect Royalties and
rad Time ables. On the Other Hand Chad Wheeler who
had intellect luminous that you could in the Dark,
went out West and I'll bet you couldn't what he's doing
now"
Driving a Trucb?"
"No, that Job would involve the Physical Exertion of
Crawling up the High Seat starting the Engine and twisting
the Wheel Chad is too get hooked up with any En-
ployment which might induce Perspaton any of his
pet Muscles No sir learned today that Chad, whose bug
ing Brain marked him logical Candidate for Chief Justice
of Supreme Court now Night Waterman at Movie
Studio in Hollywood
That might sound like the Zero of Occupations for
Mental Colossus but have Doubt that Chad has the Feel
ing that he Bill Hays practically control the Industry The
Playmate that really wanted find about has disap-
peared His Suffering Johnson and he Con
scenous that he wouldn't go along with steal Melons
did give lot of Good Advice couldn't If I'd listened
to old Suffering Id have been snow-whe He had an I'M
pedment his Speech but his Heart Pure Gold sure
would like to get some Track of him.
"You say he Disappeared" asked the Drummer.
"Ee jumped his Bail Bond Little Rock Arkansas about
Years after he'd been indicted for promoting queer Oil
Company Id certainly like to find the Old Boy. He
than any of my Kin. Furthermore from what
learn of his Success floating that Oil Stock think could
Set every Sucker who buys One Thousand Dollars worth of
Stock in tie Company that makes the Sets The Lawyers tell
its Safe Bet The real Business Success the Guy who
turn Sharp Corner without stubbing his Toe And
long as the Grand Jury can't get anything you that makes
you Snow White
81 than surprised that the Folks here never
you that Memorial Tablet said the Commercial Traveller
They all dead standing up, said the dsowned Native
Son If they had made Fuss I'd have put Pipe
Organ in the Church from which expelled As it is
will spend the Money for Silk Underwear
Moral: Every profiteer is not withcu 20: 2-.cept
when the yhave little inc him.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
Chad Whose Bullying Brain Marked Him a Candidate fo
Chief Justice Supreme Court.

the Friends OF Yesterday have acquired Dope
For instance what do you suppose became of George Pfen
grt, who meorzed One Thousand Verses of Scripure?
Probably he occupying the Prison Cell meant for your
"No-worse than that He is Lecturer on rubberneck
sightseeing Auto Bus in the wicked Metropolis He made S3ot
patent MoueTrap and lost all playing the Ponies
He has had three Wives, all Blondes All during early
Youth told watch George and do whatever he did
1t thought that he would be Bishop later He
had Sister named Minerva who wouldn't speak when
High School because used Tobacco She now
Missionary in China had to wait long Time for my
venge, but | got it,
Il suppose most of the Tough Customers turned be
Good Citizens
mo, Good merely Successful As look back at that
prehistoric Period of Paper Collars and the Hair Nets
evident that the only Young People who developed
bust Vices those who had both Enterprise and Ambition
All of the Refraners were Vrtuous in negative sort of Wav
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
able of the Returned Native Son and What He Found

but maybe because they lacked the Pep get and
shatter lot of Rules and Regulations
4 remember that Punk Beasey supposed to be onery
and worthless but he did learn walk the Slack Rope after all
the rest of has tried and nearly broke Neck and
he Manager of Factory because he knows how to handle
the Unions Still unpopular but getting Results The meanes
Pup in Town, next to Me, Red flanagan. He was the
Horrible Example of the Residence District.
"As as Red learned of Habit which was frowned
upon by the Cody Element he and cultivated that Habit
inensvey and otherwise Protest against the Moral Code
translated here in Weaver Junction He President of
nterUrban Street Railway Company and Exalted Ruler of
the Eks What is he has changed any of his Habits
He simply moved them Neighbohood in which they would
find congenia Environment. Did you hear OF the
Hooper Shock-Absorber!"
Vho haSnt
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
THE DOPE GOES WRONG

"The Members of the Silver Cornet Band were busy
ttng Market Reports the Radio that met at the
Depot BY no one except the Town Marshal and Taxs
visited the terrible Birthplace pluck odfashoned Flower
d stand bareheaded in the Presence of gos memories and
bgeyed Dotty, who looked she had stepped out of
Broadway Revue from the House and told to beat
soc all dated up and what's didn't have any Time
for steam-heated Papa expected find Memorial Tablet
and instead handed the Ice Pitcher who should have
been given the Freedom OF the City, under Suspicion this
rcomen visiting Booegger who is trying undermine the
Local Dealers who make their Own
$50 you been unable locate any of your old Pals
TOO many All of them are surprised to and
from him in Poker Game in 1883 Perhaps should explain
neat Fedora would little suspect that when Grover Cleveland
first for President Sonbrero, carried Pair OF
Knuce apd played the Guitar every Evening in the Eagle Sa
loon owned by Herman Smoz
"When left here with Circus there Dissenting
Voice from the townwde Opinion that would end up
large Institution where with Springfield Rifles would
to it that interrupted while making Chairs
Strangely enough after escaped from the immediate Super
vision of my pious Relatives felt overwhelming and
comfortable Desire lead snow-whe and baeess Exist
For several Decades rerained from visiting the Old
Home Town of the Statute OF Limitations and be
asked back. For many Years have
been honored and successful in City far away.
81 supposed of that the Folks here keeping
Tabs and proud claim and cked to learn
that had been plucked Brand from the Burning
that they have heard of and Achievements but not
one of them suspected all during these that the Great
and good Vernon Kirkpatrick could possibly be the Verne
who was twice by Constable the Night he skipped
Even they skepcal should have brought Measure
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
Potash and Perlmutter Discuss
Setting Back Opera Backers

has educated audiences into expecting little good music with
their evenings entertainment too," Abe observed.
81 coming that" Morris said. "Tak efor example
Carmen understand which suppose that the last five
I've Carmen anyhow four times Abe and in all that time
yundersand did they make change the incidental music?
Not note They using for the hit of that show,
number which first heard before the Spanish War already
by the The Toreadors Song"
"But moving pictures amt got nothing grand opera in
them respects Abe declared 81 suppose that in the last three
there amt been closeup of picture kiss
ing each other without the oganist playing Love YOu Love
You, You"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
MONTAGUE GLASS:

CT paper where if they give performance Of
York with every filled, Mawru Abe Potash
e hackers stand to lose ten cent
consider that good costs dollars
Mawruss hounds like Henry Nobeston and his
them hackers the extent Of at least
dollar forty Wednesday night for the past ten to
my knowledge"
Nobestone should ought to be ashamed of
himself Morris Permutter exclaimed why don't he and
his orchestra theayer which shows profit like
Foies something, instead of making himself already
object of charity"
"Wel you have saved them opera hackers good
deal money me Mawruss Abe said Reckoning the
night Travaye years last January and
couple of Aida in 1920 the has them back
for deficit attendance be fortyve cents
spend than dollar half for
theayer if for amusement and grand opera"
AT that haven't whole lot Of sympathy of them grand
hackers Abe, Morris remarked They've form of
entertainment which in the class with
pictures and did they learn anything from it? Not dressed
girl ushers
"Bu where does grand opera in be class with
moving pictures?" Abe asked.
"Why amt it," retorted an moving pictures the
actors tell the by making
grand they tell the by making noises audience
and tell what the whole thing
well by the making faces their making
other words Abe I've met people which has been Rgo-
letto times and for all they know story
might be nothing less than grand opera
Professor Einsens best seller What Relatively Means Me-
Then you would that these here hackers
sub-tites in such mees ike 'Rgoletto?'" Abe asked
mot alone Rgoetto Morris added "but practically every
ether which it should ought be rearanged
change their deficit into surplus Abe"
'In which respects?" be uired
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
SUCCESSFUL BAD EGGS

"Too bad that the Wanderers Return has been such
Flop suggested the sympathetic Travelling Salesman.
Il have been well repaid said the Old Timer Il am TAX
ing away with least Two Tons of Food for Reflection
In digging up Answers that tmehonored Inquiry, Where
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08

TT HAPPENED that antique Fluff squatted in the
office of the Occidental Hotel Weaver Junction. He
was regarding Main Street with Expression which
wfu rather than Enthusiastic He accosted by Travel
ing Salesman of St Louis who wanted know if Number
Five stopped except Signal if there Diner attached
and whether or not made the connection Gosport To
which the Elderly Party replied that he Information
Desk although he felt himself rather intrigued by any Discus
sion relative making quick getaway from Weaver Junction
stranger in these Parts queed the Drummer, in that
tactfu and ngaatng which of the chief
OF those who carry heavy Grips and Caeterias.
Eyes and no. the Reply Il born in this Dump
aSd Time when knew every Man, Horse and Dog within
the Corporate Limits by his First Name The Bradley House.
this side of the Crc Buckingham Palace and the Method
list Church St Peters The Sun just beyond Gard
ner's Mill and set about mile West of Buckeye Ridge
tvrn after lapse of 40 Years Combination of Rip Van Win
ke Enoch Arden and the Prodiga Son. No how much
you your Eyes, you will discover any Trumpha
Arches along Main Street.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08

and Finger Prints with have BirthNark which
will prove all of my Claims but it too much Trouble to show
it. No use Talking when Small Town makes up its Colec
Mind any Proposition doesn't wish to be disturbed in
fhe
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08

performance and instead Of devong it arynx yunder
stand would spread it around few faces Morris
say, land would try hiring the principle
whether they we'll After ALL Abe opera hackers
has keep with the times which may be that along
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
PERMANENT OPERA HITS

Swell Of the biggest items in the the five
thousand night salaries paid to golden voiced with iron
faces yunderstand Morris continued land also
where the New York Chicago opera are
out another five thousand press agent
makes big fuss about the larynx
pedals the rest Of the tenors anatomy such
na track which practically all Of the
back of the sixth outside toupee which
fools nobody IN the house the himself"
so therefore, Abe, would thousand dollars
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08

1850 understand you could fill house with
couple arynxe me- them days passed
Audiences has been educated moving picture industry
expect than arynxes."
SAY matter Mawruss moving picture industry
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
MUSIC AIDS PICTURES

"Sure know" Morris agreed "but moving picture has
got other attractions besides yxes to take the audiences minds
off the music and BESIDES Abe of them organs
expert about making the music fit the picture Take
where fat falls downstairs and it's wonderful the
hghrade ogan make think actually hear the
actors pants ripping understand but have them grand
bakers taken tip from t?"
$50 far know Abe the New York Chicago grand
hackers have tried having good upodate organst
relieve the orchestra They ahead after the
old plan when for what they hgprced tenor for
three performances only they could install in the Metropolitan
Opera House the Chicago Opera House of them big
with attachments for giving limitations Of fire whistles steam
boat whistles and automobile horns horses gopng and fat
falling downstairs to nothing of cathedral chimes and tor
nado effects"
Seemingly can't learn them grand hackers moth
ing in the Of showmanshp either Mawruss Abe said
They don't while good atmosphere
logue like they've been running for Broadway to help
out picture which amt exactly the mark They don't
dress the entrance to the heayter Mawru which for all
could tell by looking the lobby of of big
houses the night of performance which going to set the
hackers back thousand dollars understand it might just so
well be branch post office quiet afternoon. But the
other hand Mawuss I've picture theayers where
they make big cleanup the fifth showing Of of them
Frozen North pictures by simply hiring oafers to dress
Eskimo fu and claiming show terrier the ticket booth
Maybe il would help the Carmen deficit some" Morris
admitted f they would have the uhers dressed like gpsies
with maybe street parade Of bufghers the morning OF
the performance"
Well Abe concluded "they anyhow the toreador
song and have couple of numbers written by George
Gershwin jerome Kern Irving Berlin"
Copyright 1925 by The Bell Syndicate Inc)
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-02-26
NOTICE OF CAUCUS FOR TOWN
OF LINCOLN

Notice is hereby given that the an
nual caucus for the Town of Lincoln
will be held at the clerks office in
the Village of Eagle River, on Satur
day March 81, 1925, at 300 pm. for
the, purpose of placing in nomination
candidates for the following offices:
A chairman to succeed o. e. Bowen
whose term of office will expire April
/, 1925
Two supervisors to succeed Jacob
Cronquist and Nick Donnie whose
terms of office will expire April /,
1925.
A clerk to succeed e. B. Croker
whose term of office will expire April
/, 1925.
A treasurer to succeed Henry
Schmidt Jr. whose term of office will
expire April l, 1925.
A Justice of the Peace and Con-
stable to serve for. the ensuing year.
The appointment of a caucus com,
mittee, and for the transaction of
such other business as may come be,
fore the meeting.
JAS. H. BOLTE, Chairman