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Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28

If a man insists ON paying $500 for
Il ninth-hand, ten-year-old automobile
worth about $25, no law can keep him
from It, It's the same in buying in
vestments. If man insists on throw
ing his money away, dealing with big
talk strangers and trying to get some
thing for nothing. no law can protect
him from his folly. Since Kansas
adopted the first Blue-Sky Law four
teen years ago. forty-iive other states
have enacted measures designed to pre-
vent fraud. Scarcely two of these
laws are alike. A wide variety of ex-
perimenting has been tried.
When the year Of 1925 closes 1t will
have seen forty-five legislatures i'm ses-
sion in the states and territories and
the national government of this Union.
They will enact thousands of new laws
and tinker up thousands Of old laws.
It's a process that goes on continually
at cost Of millions of dollars annual
ly. And every year the basic problem
remains the same-you can't substi-
tute law for common sense No Blue
Sky Law can or does guarantee any
security or any investment although
strange to say, many people actually
believe that that is the purpose of such
laws.
Do you know a physician, dentist or
lawyer whom you feel might not al
ways tell you the truth? Possibly you
do. DO you know physician, dentist
or lawyer whom you feel you can de-
pend on for the truth 50 far as he can
ascertain ity Certainly you do. In
finding out the worth of an attorney,
physician or dentist Il man or woman
may have to experiment little. take
Il chance. But in making investments
there is no such urgency. The money
can be kept In bank until the investor
is certain that the persons with whom
he deals are honest and capable. That's
nothing more than common sense and
IL the investor will not exercise such
common sense he cannot hope for laws
to do il for him.
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28
Mrs. John c. FRY

Aged %, died at her home near Poy-
nor, Sunday May 10, from pneumonia.
The funeral was held Monday after
noon and the interment made at the
Poynor cemetery. Rev. r. ]. Owens,
pastor of the Holiness church conduct
ed the services. The deceased lady
leaves besides her husband. two chill
dren.-Doniphan Republican.
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to extend to our friends,
both white and cOlOred, who were so
kind toward us during the long suffer
ing illness of our dear mother, who de-
parted this life Friday, May %, 1925.
Blessed are they that die in the name
of the Lord" Humbly submitted, Tom
Sallie and Eugene Dunn.
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28
Aunt Rachael Dunn

Aged GS, well known colored woman.
died at her home here last Friday
atter long illness. She had been a
resident Of Pocahontas for moro than
ifty years and was respected by every.
one. The remains were laid TO rest
IN the negro cemetery near town
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28

Many folks are always worrying
about what others think of them. DO you
suppose il would console them much
to know that others rarely ever think
of them at all?
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28
NOTICE

For purposes OF securing a unif0r-
nifty IN prices, we, the members of the
Randolph County Medical Society,
have adopted the following scale for
professional services:
Office Work, Minimum Fee $1.OO.
Day Calls in City $500.
Night Calls $4.00.
Obstetrics (plus visit) $500.
Consultation (plus visit $1,000.
All obstetric and Office work, cash
in hand.
Randolph Co. Medical Society
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28

james Stubblefeld caught catfish
last Saturday night that weighed is
pounds So Jim has quit his crop and
gone to fishing for living.-Eleven-
point Correspondent of the Pocahon-
tas Star Herald.
Facilis descensus Averni.-A. q. A.
Column I'm Arkansas Gazette.
They sure do. Don't you think so
Jiml
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28

The Star Herald does not publish
lengthy obituaries or poetry. In send
ing i'm items of this nature, our cor
respondents are asked to confine them
selves 10 facts.-Editor.
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28

Office Phone 30 Res. Phone 90
w. E. HUGHES, Nj. ID.
Rooms l and Hamil building over
Palace Drug Store.
Office hours TO p. m.
General practice and genitourinary
diseases.
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28

Wonder what Methuselah would
think of all this talk about prolonging
life by the use of scientifically prepar-
ed foods.
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28
FORD COUPE FOR SALE

In good running condition. good tires.
If interested call at Star Herald Office
Soft.
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28

Arkansas has a fullcr's earth mine
and the only soapstone deposits west
of the Mississippi river.
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28
FARM FOR SALE

Bottom farm 2 1-2 miles south Of
POcahontas on Old Walnut Ridge road,
for sale or trade. Burley Knots. Po-
Ark. 41-2tp.
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28

biologists and oil experts are agreed
that Arkansas oil development is only
Pocahontas star herald., 1925-05-28

II you want to buy or sell real es-
tate, write s. @. Dowell, Walnut
Ridge, Arkansas. Also agent for Iron
Mountain Railroad lands. 6-52t-
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
Wisconsin Road
Engineers Plan
Use of u. s. Aid

Division highway engineers CT
Wisconsin have been in confer
ence for two days formulating rec
commentator for ALLEGATION of
federal aid to be submitted to the
state highway commission at its
regular meeting.
Because of the familiarity Of
division engineers with highway
projects in the state, they are be-
lievcd to have better understand
ing of the needs of the different
sections, M. w Torelson, secretary
of the commission said.
Approximately $5,O00,OOO in fed
eral aid remains in Wisconsin S
share under present provisions, it
was estimated, and this must be
matched by state appropriations
before it will be available. The
necessary steps to obtain all OF
this aid must be taken by June 30,
1927, under the federal appropia-
ton.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
KilOourn Couple
Wed At St. Paul

Irwin Cone and Mrs. Lila Nc
Murty were married in st. Paul,
Mimi, Dec. %. They were both
of KiIbourn. They will make
their home in st. Paul, where the
bride has employment in a cream
cry.
Funeral services were held Sur
day afternoon at the home of A. W.
Leuttgrott for the late Mrs. j. L.
Bayerlein, by the Rev. Melrose OF
the Presbyterian church. She leav-
es to mourn her loss three daugh-
ters Mrs. A. w. Leuttgrott, Jennie
and Julia of California, and two
sons, George and Ed of Milwaukee.
She also leaves three grandchildren
and one sister, Mrs. Julia Gerth.
Deceased was laid to rest in the
Spring Grove Cemetery, beside her
husband, who died about twenty
years ago. The deceased was aged
70 years.
Mrs. Mildred O'Neil spent the
weekend with Mrs. julius Prock
now.
Miss Martha Better Of Superior is
visiting her father, August Better
U.
Miss Margaret Procknow visited
few days last week at the c. E.
Kenny home.
Mrs. Maggie Rainier spent Sat
urday and Sunday with her sister
in-Iaw, Mrs Ed NARROW, Sr.
Mrs. Mary Herrick is on the sick
list.
The Kilbourn High School open
ed again Monday morning after a
two weeks vacation.
Miss Je, Bowman left for
California asst Saturday morning,
where she will spend the coming
winter.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
Hickory Ridge
NelUs Notes

Guests at the William Giles
home Hickory Ridge, New Years
were: Mr.. and Mrs Carl Weston
haven and daughter Ruth of La
Vale, and Mr.. ard Mrs. Aslow
Giles of Reedsburg.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Warren
and little daughter Of Iron Noun
tain, Mich, and Mrs. Theodore
Gage Of Merrimack spent New
Years at the Carl Tyler home.
Mrs. Theodore Gage and Mr.. and
Mrs. o. J. Barnes spent Friday
evening at the William Giles home.
Miss Olga Halling is spending a
few days at the John Kaun home.
Ed. Kinnamon made a business
trip. to Reedsburg, Saturday.
Paul Shultis spent Sunday with
his sister, Mrs. Ernest White.
Miss Veda Brimmer and pupils
started in with school again Mon
day morning after a/two weeks va
cation.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
TWO YEARS
PAROLE, Term
OF HARC0URT
Man Charged With
Theft of Household
Goods at Newport
Goes Before Judge
Hill

C. w. Harcourt, Northwestern
brakeman here, was sentenced to
two years at Green Bay today and
paroled to the state board of con
troll before Judge ]. H. Hill. Har-
court was charged with removing
furniture and household goods from
Dawn Manor near Newport to his
own home at 511 Ash street. The
missing property included a mat
tress, desk, pictures, dishes and
fixtures which it is alleged were
stolen from the summer home and
brought to RarabOo via an autom0-
bile truck. The stolen property
was valued at approximately $500.
Dawn Manor Vacant
Dawn Manor has been vacant for
some time according to Mrs. Eliza
H. Bement of Kilbourn, who made
the complaint against Harcourt.
The defendant, his wife and one
daughter have made their home in
Baraboo for the past year and 4
half
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
Former Resident
Of Lime Ridge
Dies, S. Dakota

News came here of the death of
Hoyt Cortleyou of South Dakota.
He grew to manhood in Lime
Ridge and will be remembered by
a great many of the people of this
vicinity.
r. B. Kinney has installed a
radio outfit.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Page moved
into the Tom Lewis house last
week
Donald Hainstock had the mis-
fortune to get his leg hurt quite
seriously while skating. Forum
ately no bones were broken.
Mrs. Helen Smelcer who has
spent the last two months at Rev.
Warren's has gone to William
Johnston's at Lloyd where she
makes her home.
School began again Monday after
a two weeks holiday vacation.
Minerva Bohn of Reedsburg
spent the holiday vacation with
relatives and friends here.
a3 Mr.. and Mrs. Ferdinand Will
man have moved into their new
residence.
The Royal Neighbors and Lad
les Aid met at the r. N. A. Hall,
Tuesday and made quilts for Mr..
and Mrs, Vic. Miller who recently
lost their household goods in a fire.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur
Schluter, Jan. 2, son. The child
died the next day.
A watch meeting was held at the
w. B. Church Wednesday evening
Dec. vi The early part of the
evening was spent in social
time. A luncheon was served al
1920 after which devotional SER
vices were held until midnight.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08

A dozen or more cases of the vir-
llent type have been reported in
different Wisconsin localities III
individuals who came from or had
been visitors in that city.
Unless visitors to the Minnesota
city have been successfully vac
cinated recently, the Wisconsin
authorities declared it is unwise
to go there until the outbreak of
malignant smallpox has subsidized.
Reports from Minneapolis show
over 200 deaths from smallpox in
the past year, most of which have
occurred since the first of October.
A report from the Minnesota state
board of health states that of the
157 deaths from smallpox in that
state in 1924 up to Dec. 1, none oc-
Cured in those who had been sue
cessfully vaccinated in the last
seven years.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08

Mrs. G. A. Radeschaw is confined
to her home with a severe cold.
Myron Bishop and Mrs. Anna
Fletcher and Mr. and Mrs. James
Latham spent Sunday with their
sister and husband, Mr.. and Mrs.
A. J. Newell.
Miss Marian Stevenson returned
to her school at Madison Saturday
after spending the holidays with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. W. H.
Stevenson.
John Gillespie Relief Corps No.
Is held their annual Installation OF
the newly elected officers last Sat
urday afternoon, after which they
had supper. There was about
thirty took supper with only one
veteran, Henry Marston, present
There are only two soldiers of the
Civil War left in Kilbourn. Mr.
Marston and Mr.. Ed. Coon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wallace Robinson
will leave this week for Florida,
where they will spend the winter
Mrs. John Griffin had the misfor-
tune to fall down stairs last week
injuring her side quite badly.
Mrs. Lena Wainwright is visit
ing her daughter, Mrs. Artell Du-
Charme, at Adams.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. D. Corning left
Monday afternoon for Chicago
where they will spend the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Latham and
Mrs. Anna Fletcher ate New Years
dinner with Mrs. Ida Ellis.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
ODD FELLOWS
Installation
District Deputy Grand
Master E. Nj. Lesser
InstaIIs Officers for
1925

Baraboo lodge of Odd Fellows
installed officers on Monday night.
District Deputy Grand Master E.
M. Lesser acted as installing Of
ficer for the following:
w. G. Kimball-N. G..
A. r. Binger-V, G.
Fl. G. Gasser-V. G..
F. Mohl-Treas.
Charles Schellenbergcr- Warden
Lynn Shult-Conductor
Ed. Roser--I G..
E. Pugh-O. G.
w. J. Stortz-R S. N. G..
H. e. Wickus-L. S. N. G.
Chas. Cowing r. S. V. G.
Paul Capener-L. S. V. G.
Paul Oyan-R. S. S.
E. S. Thomas. S. S.
w. R. Shultz-Chaplain
A social hour and smoker fol-
lowed the work of te evening.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
Walking Club Is
Entertained At
The Farm Kitchen

Instead of stag dinner at the
lake Tuesday, the Heart Of the
Hills Walking club, upon invitation
of Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Baldwin,
held Ladies' Day dinner at the
Farm Kitchen. The members who
were free to do so hiked, and the
exercise, bracing air and sunshine
added zest to their naturally good
appetites. Others conveyed the
ladies', not considering it an un-
pleasant duty, however. To the
accompaniment of lively conversa-
ton and jovial quips the company
did justice to a chicken dinner
worthy of high appreciation.
The cake, mousse and coffee slim
ulated to further anecdote and
sociability, as the guests were
loath to leave thecongenial atmos
phere.
Those partaking of the hospital
ity were Mrs. H. E Cole, Miss JOS
ephine Matchett, Rev. and Mrs. e.
C. Henke, Rev. and Mrs. J. E. Kun
dert, DR. and Mrs. Richard Rowley,
Mrs. Carrie Webster, Mr.. and Mrs.
R. B. Griggs, Rev. Henry Harris
and NJ. G. CrandalI All lamented
the absence of H. E. Cole, who
was detained at home by slight
indisposition.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
News Notes
OF Lyon S

The Lyons school began Monday
after the holiday vacation.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bruce Mccoy Of
North Freedom spent Monday af-
ternoon at the Max Hill home.
Mrs. Robt. Hansen who has been
quite sick with the grippe is able
to be around again.
Mr.. and Mrs J. Henke and fam
lily spent Sunday at the Max Sprin-
ger home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Neitzel and
family spent few days at the
Paul Neitzel home recently.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
Smallpox Here
Is Blamed On
Minneapolis

With virulent smallpox cropping
out in Wisconsin, practically all of
which is traceable to Minneapolis,
the Wisconsin state board OF
health in Madison voiced warning
against travel there by unvaccinat-
ed persons.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08

Miss Gladyse Henke has been
spending a few days with Mrs.
Alice True before returning to her
work at Appleton.
The u. S. c. will meet with Mrs.
Anna Holloway Thursday after
noon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Everett Post are
home after spending their vaca-
ton with relatives in La Crosse
and Wonewoc.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
THE MARKETS
BARA8oo MARKETS

BARABOO MARKETS
The Barabuo markets VIA
shippers are paying are IIoted
by tf7s firms as indicated
By N. r. Smith Warehouse
Wheat, per bushel ----- $1.40
Oats, per bushel ---------- so
Corn, per bushel ------- LIS
Barley, Per bushel -------- soc
Rye, per bushel ---------- Ito
Potatoes, per 100 lbs. ------ Coo
BY Hodser Il Soc
Young BOOSTERS, 10c to 19c,
Hens, 10c to 18c.
Old BOOSTERS, Toe.
Live Ducks
Large, zoe.
Ind Runner, Ice.
Muscoyy, &c.
Live Geese
Large, 15c.
African, &c.
Hens, 19c
Old BOOSTERS, 21c
Dressed Ducks
Large, 21c
Ind. Runner. TIC
Dressed Geese
Large No. /, 18c
t;y the Peck Me~nantiIe Co
Dairy butter per pound = -35c
Eggs per dozen -------- SOC
In some cases a shade or more
viii be paid for certain products
CHICAGO MARKETS
Hogs Receipts, $4,000; mar
ket generally 10 to Csc off; top,
1895 bulk of sales, 975 a 1915
heavy weight, 1O.45 a 1895; me
dunn weight. 9.65 "a 1895; light
weight, $50 q 1895; light lights,
725 q 985; packing hobs, 1000 %
1875; Strengthening pigs, 700 q
8.25.
Sheep Lambs, medium to
prime, 1850 q 1925; Gull, all
weights, common, 1880 q 1850:
ewes, common to choice, $50 q
1925; Gamers and GULL 500 @
$50; feeding lambs, medium to
choice 14.25 Cd 1915.
1895 q 1850; good, 9,65 q 1850
Cattle Steers, choice to prime,
medium, IT'S q 1925; helfers, cool
to choice, 700 q HOO; common,
to medium, 425 a 700; cows, good
to choice, 500 a 1875; common tc
medium, 3.35 q 500; Gamers and
cutters, $40 a 3.35; calves, Gull to
choice, 500 q 1900; feeders and
stocker cattle, 4.25 q $50; steers,
common to choice, 45O q 7.50.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
Girl Hit By
Car, Ableman

Tuesday afternoon while sliding
down hill near the st. Peter S
church in Ableman Marguerite
Hasz ran into a car driven by Louie
Radie. She was picked up uncon-
scious and rushed to the Reedsburg
hospital, where they found she had
badly broken arm.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
Sank Boosters
Cop z Games
Over W eek-end

After swapping the Black Earth
five SO to IS recently the Sank
City Boosters showed the North
Freedom Aces under by score of
"a to IL recently
At the end of the half the score
was Is to 10 in favor of Sank, but
stellar defensive play held the Wis
itors to two points. Neither the
Black Earth or North Freedom fives
could stop the driving offense OF
the Sank City quint, and the vic
tors took the ball through their
defense for a shot nearly every
time.
r. Curtis was the outstanding
star of both games for the Boost
ers although the entire tenn func-
toned we'll on both offense and de-
Tense.
Row cCOrn.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
Terror of Northern
Woods Shot Down
In Lonely Shack
WAS TO HAVE
STOOD TRIAL
IN MADISON
Authorities Investi-
eating Report That
He Has Son And
Daughter

Jump River Kelly" notorious
bad man OF the northern woods
and known as "the man without a
first name" was shot and killed in
his rude cabin on Jump. river near
Medford, Taylor county, after be
ing robbed of $500 in cash late
Sunday night.
Kelly had been branded an out
law by police of cities of this vi
entity. He had always MANAGE
to escape his frequent runins with
police.
CIutching His Gun
An inquest Monday, ordered by
Dist. Atty. T. w. Anderson and
Coroner T. A. Hartwig disclosed
that Kelly had been selling liquor
at a garage near Medford to lum-
beriacks and had obtained the $500
from a Thorpe bank to cash the
pay checks of the lumbcrjacks.
Sunday morning several strang
ers arrived at his place and later all
but one of the men left. Following
shot man was seen running
from the place and Kelly was
found dying, shot through the
heart, with his own .32 caliber re-
tvolver clutched in his hand. His
gun had not been fired.
Faced TWO Charges
Kelly was indicted by federal
grand jury recently and was to
have appeared at Madison Jan. l.
to answer to the charge of bootleg
ging. He was also OH bond pend
| ing a trial in circuit court on .
state liquor charge.
Kelly's first name was seldom il
ever used in these parts and for
that reason he was given the title
of Jump River Kelly"
Authorities are investigating the
report he had a son in the navy
and a married daughter in Washing
ton.
!
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08
MO I Il.,,E:. .

We are prepared to do stock
killing for the farmers. The high
est cash price is paid by US for
hides.
Bump and WicEus, Meat Market.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08

2, Fulmer 1. Free throws -Schor-
er 1. +. Curtis /.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08

Baskets Dresden 5, Schorer 4,
r. Curtis 5, f. Curtis 2, Enge |,
c. Enge 1, Grosinski 1, Maulworf
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08

FOR SALE-Good Jersey COW
and calf Call 1861
TAX NOTICE Town Of Fair
feld-I will be at First National
Bank Saturdays other days at
home during January and February
to collect taxes. Ralph PIummer,
Treas.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08

Best SILO Cheapest. The
Truswall Silo, different and better
than others. Costs less. Sectional
construction makes it easy to erect.
Attractive in appearance Perfect
ensilage keeper. Double wall keeps
frost out. Write for literature and
our proposition, Box No. 1916,
New Idea Silo Co, Zumbrota Mimi
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08

BABY CHICKS-Purebred chicks
Quality Bred Rocks, Reds, Wyan-
dottes, Leghorns. Satisfaction
Guaranteed. Write for Prices, A. N.
T. Hatchery, Box 283, Sank City,
Wis
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-08

bNRABU MNHNE
The Barabuo markets VIA
shippers are paying are quoted
by t-s firms as indicated:
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-26
WILL TALK
ON TRAFFIC IN WAR

Traffic as an Essential in Win
ming 9 War" win be the subject Of
an address Of General Paul 3. Ma
lone at the annual meeting Of the
San Antonio Traffic Club at the Y.
II. G.. A. Saturday night. Walter
Nalthal will be POSTMASTER.
A banquet will precede the enter
tainment program ana installation Of
officers. In addition 70 the address
by General Malone, there will be a
musical program arranged by the San
Antonio Music company and vocal
solos by Mrs. Irene Halbert, accom-
panied by Miss Jennie Coopwood.
Members are invited TO bring their
ladies. Three attendance prizes will
BE- awarded by Newton and Weller, the
San Antonio Portland Cement com
PAM and tie Missouri, Kansas and
TEXAS Railroad company.
Officers to be installed are as fol-
lows:
President. G. II. Doyle, Alamo Iron
( WORKS; first vice president, Carl
AbOtt, Elliott Jones and Company +;
second vice president, f. T. Laubscher,
Lone Star ice company; third vice
president, Ross Loyelace, Collins Com
pany; secretary-treasurer Charles
Wynne, Texas Midland Railroad com
pany; sergeant-at-arms, Bryan Gala
CHAN, I-G. y. railroad; directors,
Charles Wagner, Santa Fe railway
I U. S. Pawkett. San Antonio Freight
! Bureau; J. r. Rottenstein, House
1 hold Furniture company.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-26
DIVORCE TOO SLOW,
WIFE WOULD SHOOT

Divorces are too slow and expen-
sive, one pegress decided Wednesday
night after being confronted with q
major marital difficulty.
Her husband wouldn't stay at home.
Another woman made it much more
attractive.
But the wife was not to be de-
feated so easily. She procured the
family revolver and q bottle of whis-
key to bolster up her courage.
She went to the home of the YAM
pire.
When Motorcycle Officer Christoph
arrived after neighbors had sent in
riot call, the Circe's home was de-
serted.
After half an hour or more the Of
ficer found the various members of the
triangle. He advised the vampire to
cease operations, and sent the married
couple home to kill their Thanksgiving
turkey.