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on. And underneath the picture 1t
says Members Of the Cheesecloth
Dancers Co. on the beach at Whatsis
Fla"
However, on the next page was a
bunch of Prize Bathing Beauties.
What was even further. however,
this magazine had a lot of special
articles by human beings as well as by
authors. and these was very interest
ing to me on account Of them being
true stories.
WhosiS Swatterfly, the leading Boot
black Of ShootoWn, Mass. 1t give "a
picture Of him strutting his stuff, and
the name of the piece was Can you
take your daily dozen or leave them
alone" and give a detailed acct. Of his
experience as shoplifter.
Another good piece was called How
I Found My Health When the Clev-
crest Detectives in America Had
Failed
This one was by a lady, Madame
Equestrienne, and she had got back
her health by using horse sense, and
advertising for 1t. Also by every day
unfailingly walking a tight rope which
she had rigged up out Of old clothes
line in the back yard at home.
1t was a question of life or death
with me she had wrote, and believe
you me, she said a mouthful. That
kind of exercise, if indulged in at all,
sure does haf to be done unfailingly,
all right.
WELL, after I had read that far. 1
threw the book away for further
reference by the city collector and de-
cided l would at once commence exer-
cising. So 1 got out the exercise rec
ords 1 had got last Xmas when l
first made up my mind to reduce.
busted them off. and tried them out.
l put one on the phonograph and
then went and got the carpet sweep
err SOS to have a little something to
do while it was playing.
1t was a right pretty tune, but l
didn't care for the words so much,
they being something about first po-
sition second base, kneel on left ear
and touch ther-eeiling with the right
toe three times, then reverse"
That was the verse. The chorus
was in Spanish I guess. Anyways
it says something like "One two three,
Blahr' And by the time the chorus
got through with saying that sixty
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Worlds Oldest Forest.

A HUNDRED million years ago
many millions of years before
man himself appeared on the earth.
there grew a forest near what Is now
Gilboa, n. Y. DR.. John NJ. ClarKe.
New York State geologist and pale
ontologist, pronounced this grove the
Oldest known forest. He has resur-
rected it from the remains in the
rocks, and he finds these ancient trees
to have been much like modern tree
ferns, probably attaining heights of
SO feet or more.
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The Cost of a Dollar.

A CCORDING to Charles S. Dewey.
Assistant Secretary of the Treas
ury. it costs / 7-10 cents TO print a.
dollar bill, and it has a very short
life. But a silver dollar can be ninted
for 1 cent, and it lasts Indefinitely
This is said to be one of the reasons
for the Governments desire to put
the metal coins into circulation. 1t
is estimated that 40,000,000 silver
dollars, replacing that many paper
bills. would save the Government
81 600, 900 a year.
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ri T SAYS in the paper" / re-
marks to High Dome" Finne-
gan. that they was some 3S,-
/ 000-odd new laws introduced in
the different legislatures so
far this year"
"Yeh," grunts F'innegan, land that
reminds me of a bloke that went into
restaurant once and ordered two por-
tions of ham and eggs. His eyes were
bigger than his tummy, and he left
one order untouched. The waiter no.
ticed this, so he went back to the
kitchen and brung the customer three
more orders of hog and hen fruit"
You mean" 1 comes back getting
jerry quick in his SMILES, that we is
got more laws now than we know
what to do WITH"
You must have done some pruning
on your top branches lately" con-
graduates High Dome" Your brain
amt all dead yet. Yep. that's what I
mean. AS far as knowing what to do
with the laws we got now is con-
cerned, why, the average BIN hasn't
even heard that one-tenth of 1 per
cent of them is on the books
IF you know that" l comments,
''the fact must be common gossip.
How comes it they keep on introduc-
ing new ones If we GOT
lney Is TWO reasons, cuts In FIN
negan, "the first of 'em being that the
assemblies are cluttered up with law
yers, and them lads make a living
out of the mystic muss of laws on
the books. The more laws. the more
trouble people get into with the John
Bulls and Jack Laws. Fifty years ago
If intelligent guy was pinched by the
coppers he knew what he was run in
for. Today a feller could take a walk
through the park with a prayer book
in one hand and a lighted bamboo
cane in the other and get arrested
three times before he got back home
If he happened to meet a bluecoat
who knew all the laws, which, fortu-
nately, they amt none that does. A
dick know down the line was telling
me the other day that you amt taking
any chances making a pinch these
days. There's always some law that
a bird can be held on, no matter what
he's DOING
"Ain't you kissed your subject by.
by?" says I. You was talking about
lawyers. wasn't YOU
Lawyers and cops" returns High
Dome" what's the difference? One
of 'em slaps you in the hoosegow and
the other figures up reasons for keep
ing you there. You can't blame the
mouthpieces in the legislature none
for making work for themselves and
fat fees. / imagine if rs per cent Of
the members of the legislature were
doctors they'd pass laws making you
see a sawbones at least three times
a month. putting a minimum charge
of $500 on a vaccination and making
1t felony not to have a major op.
Grafton at least twice year"
X X
SUPPOSE I remarks, 'if a ma.
jority of them legislature babies
were bricklayers they'd pass law
| making it a crime for a hobo in the
| union to lay more'n one brick q day."
Sure" asserts Fmnegan, and II
they were plumbers they'd make II q
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of a sudden | had idear namely that
if policemens is such a high salary
profession and If the boy wanted to
be one of them why not send him to
the n. Y. school for policemens which
| had read about same in the papers
and this way you would be killing sew
eral birds with one and the same
stone, namely get him out Of the
house, send him to school and learn
him a profession which was not only
his favorite profession, but profes.
sion which the rewards OF which Is
wealth and undying notoriety.
But come 10 find out the school
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To Keep Brushes Soft.

PAINT and varnish brushes that
are used only occasionally should
be hung in a jar of kerosene, accord
ing to the recent Recommendation of
the United States Bureau of Stand
ards paint specialists. Each brush
should be hung in the jar SO that the
bristles are entirely covered by the
kerosene.
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u ASKED HIM WHAT HE WANTED TO DO WHEN HE CRowED up

that when a. policemen, or a pillow
of the law. as some calls them, starts
dashing down the street in Brooklyn
like as II he was after somebody they
amt man, woman or child that don't
skurry to the nearest hiding place.
But once in vile in the more
genteel precincts Of the metropolis
dumb blue coat gets into their head
to pinch say total stranger for beat
ing a woman and find out later that
1T was his wife and he knowed what
he was doing. and besides that she
liked it. so the city gets sewed for
false arrest all because the policemen
was too dumb to tell the difference
between work and play. The school
probably learns you how to distinguish
between wifes and women, husbands
and friends, petty thiefs and bank
messengers and etc, and when the
pupil gets so as he can make these
distinctions at a, glance he is promoted
to sergeant, with permission to
grow mustache.
DART Of the curriculum Is no doubt
= made up Of what Is known as
hypothetical questions like as follows:
III you was walking on your beat
and a little ways of from you they
was a beautiful woman strolling along
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and if you don't mind ! would like to
exchange them for real comfort
able box hammock.
(Copyright 1881
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0 SUPPOSE I remarks, 'if a ma
jority of them legislature babies
were bricklayers they'd pass a law
making 1t a crime for a hobo in the
union to lay more'n one brick q day."
Sure" asserts Ffnnegan, and II
they were plumbers they'd make It q
Evening star., 1925-06-14
BY SAM HELLMAN.

ri T SAYS in the paper" I re-
marks to High Dome Finne-
gan. that they was some as
1 000-odd new laws introduced in
Evening star., 1925-06-14

EFT me admit, as / start to
write, that>the whole thing is
my own fault. / should never
have come. I knew better I
Evening star., 1925-06-14

A S Hendrick Hudson, the man
~ who invented the Am. immi-
"A grafton problem. once said.
4 u THE Battle is for the Strong,
4 IL
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Junior Music
Club To Hold
Recital

The open meeting of the Junior
Thursday Musical Club will be held
this evening at the Elks Club. The
following program will be given:
Juba-Nathaniel Dett by Jean Set
ser.
Tappen Zee-Eastwood Lane by
Rakkel Lee.
Nocturne-Grieg by Katherine
Kositsky.
A Day in Venice for two pianos
Nevin by Jane Stackhouse and
Francis Nuessle.
Madrilena-Paul Wach by Doratha
Savage.
Reverie-Sehutt by Ellen Coghlan.
Berceuse-Schytte by Olive Lee.
Moon Moths-Albert Kussner by
Edmund O'Hare.
Mazurka-saint Saens by Lucy
Zvorist.
Minuet-Seeboeck by Anna Davis.
Second valse-Godard by Luverne
Bush.
Prelude Nos. 2o-21-Chopin by
Vera Person.
Bolero-Godard by Carl Martin.
Badinage-Victor Herbert BY Jane
Stackhouse.
Paderewske by Buell.
Quain.
Barcarolle-Jensen by Marlys
Lair.
LIE Papillon-Lavelee by Mable
Aaberg.
Prelude-Rachmaninoff by Francis
Nuessle.
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EVANGELICAL
CONFERENCE
CLOSES MEET

The Evangelical church closed its
annual conference session at Holmes,
N. u. last Sunday. May II. Rev. c.
+. Strutz who attended the meeting
has returned to the city.
Following is the list Of appoint
ments made:
Bismarck district: c. A. Bremen,
Presiding Elder; Ashley, II. {, Leh-
ner; Balfour. l.. f. Belzer: Bismarck,
c. +. Strut; Chaseley +. X. Helm
err; Drake, o. r. Breaw; Hazen, &.
H. Bruins; Hebron, H. Lutz; He'll, H.
A. Sayler; Kuhn. A. Gehring; Lehr.
John Fischer; Linton. r. Blaedan;
Martin, VIM. Butschat; McClusky,
Aug. Dumke; Streetcr, A. Ermcl;
futile, Carl Bach; Wishek, VIM.
Starkman.
Fargo district: F. II. Brackmuel-
Ter. Presiding Elder; Alice, G. C..
Thielc; Bantry, Gardena. E. j.
Schroeder; Bowbclls, Des Laos, H.
c. f. knuth; Cavalier, Floyd Breaw;
Fargo, }. j. Gatheridge; Grand Forks,
Wiley l.. Hay; Great Bend. Emil
Mueller; Holmes, A. W. Hcidnger;
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EDUCATIONAL DISPLAY

A window display of special inter
est, both from an educational and
artistic standpoint is attracting wide
attention at Webb Brothers. The
display is entitled "Linoleum from
start to finish" and shows all ma
terials used in the construction of
genuinely good floor covering.
Photos of the whole process from
the cultivation of Jute in India up
to the inspection of the finished pro-
duct are shown with sample jars of
coloring and Linoleum: these being
loaned by the Armstrong Linoleum
Co.
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CITY NEWS
Bismarck HOspital

Admitted to the Bismarck Hospital
for treatment:
o. 2. st. Onge, Glenwood. Mimi;
Alice Sakshang, Price: Mrs. p.
Christensen, New Salem; Mrs. John
Anderson, Skogner; Wilmer Weld
rich, Hazen; Mrs. Daniel Buchwltz,
New Leipzig.
Discharged: w. T. Craswell, VAL
ley City; Mrs. H. II. Hanson, Linton;
Arthea Dcttman. Judson: Mrs. II. +.
Begeman Steele; Mrs. Gottfried
Schriock, Carson; Baby Edwin Biska,
Temvik; Harold Brelj, ElEin Henry
Burns, Oriska; Mrs. S. J. kounts,
Turtle Lake.
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Enjoy PICNIC

The Sophomore class of the high
school enjoyed a picnic at the foot
of Falkner Hill last evening leaving
Immediately after school in cars and
returning at eight o'clock. The boys
spent the evening in swimming and
playing baseball while the girls play
ed baseball. A lunch of potato salad,
buns. wiencrs. coffee, suckers, ice
cream and cupcakes served to put a
climax to the occasion.
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no VISIT I'M TAPtrN

To VISIT IN TAPPEN
Mrs. Harold Kincaid and daughters,
Edith and Heloise. left Saturday to
visit her sister, Mrs. Hans Dahl Of
Tappen. A sister, Miss Theda Meyer.
accompanied her. Mrs. Kincaid will
visit her sister, Mrs. NJ. J. Ambers
of Driscoll before returning home.
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SPRAY RAISES YIELD

Spraying potato vines with poi
scned Bordeaux mixture on an ex-
pertinent farm in North Carolina
brought a yield of 144 bushels Of
potatoes an acre. Where the vines
were unspraycd, the yield was only
70 bushels an acre.
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ENTERTAINS AT BRIDGE

Mrs. VIM. McGraw ntcrtained at
an informal bridge party yesterday
afternoon for the members of the
Woman's Club. Three tables of
bridge were at play with delightful
refreshments being served at the
close of the game.
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At The Movies
AT THE CAPITOL

an Search of Thrill said to be
Viola Dana's livelest comedy melo-
drama, coming to the Capitol Thea
tire tomorrow, Wednesday.
The picture, relating the exciting
adventures of pleasure mad Amer
lean flapper in Paris, was adapted to
the screen by Basil Dickey from
Kate Jordan's short story, "The
Spirit Of the Road" that appeared in
Ainslee's Magazine. Oscar APPEL di-
Iected the picture.
Supporting Miss Dana is cast led
by Warner Baxter, Rosemary Theby,
Mabel Van Buren, and Templar Sake.
AS the title indicates, Miss Dana is
a thrill-seeker whose quest leads her
from highest social circles to the
lowest dives of the Montmartre and
the Paris underworld.
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jamestown. II. +. Strut; Marian, Ira
Herzberg; Osnabrook, J. j. Schroc-
der; Wyndmere, +. w. Agte.
Rev. A. Ermel Of Streeter was
granted IA three months leave Of alb
sence to enable him to take a trip to
Europe
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WESTMINSTER GUILD TO MEET
The Westminster Guild of the
Presbyterian Church. will hold their
regular meeting this evening at 1880
o'clock at the home of Miss Helen
Dahl, 6l5 fifth street. A fine pro-
gram has been arranged with several
musical numbers and it is hoped that
all members and friends will attend.
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TO ATTEND P. E. o. CONVENTION
Mrs. George Remission and Mrs. 7.
G. Plomasen will leave tomorrow
morning for Beach, N. D., as dele
gates to the P. Z. o. State Conven-
ton to be held there the 2l-22-23.
Mrs. c. l.. Young will leave on
Thursday morning also to attend the
convention.
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CHICKS IN SUNLIGHT

Direct sunlight is one of the
cheapest and best aids in success
full raising Of chicks. To get full
advantage of the sunlight, chicks
should be kept outside as long as
possible. They should be started
at the earliest possible age.
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Cantilever shoes "perfectly
comfortable" A. w. Lucas
Co.
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Just received new assert
ment of Bridge prizes and
Shower gifts at snappy pri.
ces. B0nham Brothers.
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For Special Values in coats,
dresses and millinery, visit
the Sarah Gold Shop. 312
Main Street.
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WING VISITORS
HERE FROM DRISCOLL

Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Carlson of Wing
were visitors in the city yesterday
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LEAVES FOR MINNEAPOLIS

Mrs. c. J. Watcher, formerly of
this city. who has been visiting her
sister, Law, Mrs. Stumph, left this
morning for Minneapolis, Mimi,
where she will make her home.
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TO HOLD FESTIVAL

As a closing, 2vent of the school
year a potluck and strawberry fes.
tival will be held Of. :he banks OF
the Missouri River on tuesday even
ing, with number of guests invited
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l.. r. l.. TO MEET

The l.. T. L.. will hold their regu-
lar meeting Wednesday afternoon at
AIS at the Baptist Church. There
will be program of recitations.
1.-THE Twelve Best Doctors" given by
twelve children, story, "The Man
At The Wheel" by Esther Wilson,
and special songs. Each member is
to be requested to give report on
the health record they are keeping.
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ENTERTAINS AT DANCING PARTY
Miss Ardeth Gussner entertained
last evening at an informal dancing
party for sixteen of her friends. De-
lightful refreshments were served
during the evening.
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Each of the ruffles that adorn this
frock seems to have different idea
of where to begin and where to stop,
and only one feels any responsibility
to go ahead and circumnavgate the
hem. However, the effect is very
French and very unusual and it
makes very distinctive frock on a
simple white crepe dc chine founda-
tion. A one sided belt is another
original touch.
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pLAYMAKERS TO GRAND FORKS

PLAYMAKERS TO GRAND FORKS
The cast of the Junior Playmakcr
Play "Wurzel Flummery", Clarice
Belk, Katherine Andrist, Robert b.
denstab, Dana Shearn, Everett O'Neil
and Miss Dakin, director, left this
morning for Grand Forks where they
will take part in the state contest
being held in connection with the
spring festival.
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ELTINGE THEATRE

The feature at the Eltinge for
Wednesday gets it's name from the
cold attitude Of it's characters (part
of them) for as Richard Dix, who is
featured with Lois Wilson says,
their hearts were icebound." "Ice-
bound" written by Owen Davis is Il
Pulitzer prize story. Dix plays the
role Of Ben Jordan, the youth who
was raised on the farmlands of New
England, got glimpse of warmth
and joyousness during the war in
France and returned to the Jordan
home rebel against the cheerlcss
and restricted life. He finds the
people about him "icebound" in
their natures and cannot return to
the routine of his former existence.
He leaves home under IA cloud, re-
turning after his mothers death and
knowing that he faces arrest.
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PAGE FIVE
WINS RIFLE

Mrs. Bruce Fields of 222 S. 3rd ST.
was the winner of rifle in rattle,
her number being 4I.-Adv.
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HERE FROM WILTON
Mrs. G. W. Stewart Of Wilton was
in Bismarck yesterday.
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HERE ON BUSINESS

John Williams, attorney Of Wash
burn. is in the city today on legal
business.
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LEAVE FOR NAPOLEON
Mrs. c. F. Phillips Of Fargo and
her mother Mrs. E. S. Laney Of New
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ATTENDING COSVENTION IN
MINNEAPOLIS
TO ATTEND MEDICAL ASSOCIA
TON MEETINGS

DR.. M. W. Roam left recently for
Fargo to attend the meeting of the
North Dakota Medical Association.
Mrs. Roam and daughter. Abigail. left
last evening for Fargo where they
will meet DR.. Roam. and will then
leave for Chicago for short visit
before leaving for Atlantic City,
where DR.. Roam will attend the meet
ing of the American Medical Asso-
citation.
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LEAVES TO VISIT IN ST. PAUL
Mrs. George Duemeland left last
Tuesday for St. Paul, Mimi. to visit
her mother and sisters before they
leave for Europe.
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Lawn Mowers sharpened at
Riders Furniture Exchange.
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RETURNS FkOM KILLDEER

RETURNS FROM KILLDEER
Mrs. w. +. Butler, State President
of Christian Endeavor, just returned
from a trip to Killdeer where she
has been in the interest of young
peoples work.
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Clarence Syverson OF Driscoll was
in the city yesterday.
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LEAVE FOR CHICAGO

LEAVE FOR CHICAGO
Mrs. Ray Mclaughlin left for Chi
cago where she will visit her par
ents.
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England drove through on their way
to Napoleon
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SUMMER PUPILS
ADVANCE QUICKLY

Students enrolling at the begin
ming Of our school year, June 1-8,
show good, sound sense" says F.
L. Watkins, Pres; Dakota Business =:
College, Fargo. Glasses are small
er, advancement is quicker, living
expenses are lesscned. Pupils finish
at a very busy business season.
D. B. c.. pupils recently gone to
good positions are: M. H. Hall to
Butler Bros, Nashua, MIMI, be-
ginning at S125 a month; John Col
son, to LIST Natl. Bank, Sanborn.
Watch results. Follow the Sue
ceSSfdl''-June 1-8. Time off for
farm work. Write F. L. Watkins,
800 Front ST., Fargo.
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Social and Personal
MONDAY CLUB MEETS

The Monday Club met yesterday
afternoon at the home of Mrs. NJ. H
Atkinson with the study Of famous
women in the professions the topic
for discussion. Roll call was answer.
ed to by current events topics. In
teresting papers on Susan B. Anth-
ony-Florence Nightingale by Mrs
E. P. Quain. Maude Adams. Sara
Bernhard by Mrs. H. A. Brandes and
Madame Curie-Mabel Walker Willie
brandt by Mrs. NJ. H. Jewell were
given.
ATTENDING CONVENTION IN
MINNEAPOLIS
Lieutenant Colonel and Mrs. A. H
Barrett are spending several weeks
in Minneapolis where Mr.. Barrett is
a delegate to the Railway Trainmen s
Convention representing Division
6l5. A short trip to Winnipeg is
planned before the close of the con-
vention. Mr.. Barrett has recently
been appointed member of the Gov
ernor's Staff.