The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-05-21
WAYSIDE WISDOM

edge.
Good intentions do not always do
good.
To want little is always to have
plenty.
1t is better to borrow than to give
trouble
The average mans wit is always an
hour too late.
The dressmaker's ideal is not al
ways Natures.
Womens rights are all that some
women have left.
A silk hat, like charity. covers a
multitude of sins
Have you ever noticed how other
people waste time?
You never heard of salary seeking
the man, did you?
No man is really old until he has
lost his preiudices.
A clever Jester is one. who never
Jokes with his wife
1t is a wise worm that turns no Of
tener than it has to-
Some men look ahead much better
than they go ahead
An artistic failure is almost as rare
as a perfect success.
My idea of liar is man who says
he is glad he is bald.
Alas, that even the artificial rose
should have its thorns!
The people who throw stones usual
ly live in glass houses.
A woman never feels fat when she
can call it, embonpoint.
There is no grave deep enough in
which to bury the past.
It takes posttmortem to bring cut
some mems good qualities.
A fault is never so offensive as
when it is somebody else's.
Nobody believes the truth until he
has found it out for himself.
The way to Easy Street runs right
through Hard Work Avenue.
to decide which she shall marry-a
rich sinner or a poor saint.
1t is sometimes only step from
the ridiculous to the sublime.
There are some people to whom it
is not courteous to be polite.
Some men are so shrewd that no.
body can believe them honest.
It is not what you give, but the way
you give it, that makes the gift.
A woman generally gains her point,
unless it is the point of joke.
Some self-made men look as though
they forgotto sandpaper the job.
The man who suffers from dyspep-
STA never dies of broken heart.
Self-love is the only romance that
enters into the average mans life.
There is kind of fellow who would
like to be kicked by millionaire.
Many people are busy mortgaging
the future in order to acquire a past.
Wisdom is more to be desired than
riches-and a good deal easier to get.
Some people shake your hand as
though they wanted to shake you.
To the paying guest at the board
ing house, home is where the hash is.
Literature is the kind of printed
matter that only posterity will read.
A woman can get more by her weak
ness than man can by his strength.
If there is anybody who deserves
sympathy it is the girl who is trying
It hurts less to be cheated by a
rogue than by pillar of the church.
Why is it that the other fellows
errors always seem so funny to us?
Considering how good everybody
says he is, this is dreadfully wicked
old world
A woman's idea Of fame is to refuse
to- let her name be mentioned in the
newspapers.
Time flies, youth flies, money flies
and boarding house flies are the
worst of ALL
With the average girl, fathers front
porch is merely short cut to hub
by's kitchen
You would never suspect some peo-
pie of being mean if they didn't try
to conceal 1t.
Divorce represents mans efforts
TO get out of the fire and back into
the frying pan.
Just because q man is chicken
breasted it is no sign that he is
chicken-h hearted.
The funniest part Of it Is that the
men who make fools of themselves
seem to enjoy it.
Why is it that man in his prime
always thinks himself younger than
a woman in hers?
Some diseases are less fatal to the
patient than to the people who have
to live with him.
Perseverance sometimes wins wo-
man where true love wouldn't even
touch her heart.
You may forget the man who helped
you, but you will always remember
the one who hindered
1t is wise man who wants only
what he can get, and a lucky one who
gets only what he wants.
You never know how popular You
can be until you have the only tele-
phone in the neighborhood.
Many man has asked a girl to
share his lot in the hope that her
father would build them a house on it.
A clever man never believes a wo-
man when she tells him her age. And