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The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-24
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Complete Harmony Prevails


Complete Harmony Prevails
Coupled with the information that the
new regulations were approaching COM
pletion was the indication that full har-
mony prevails between the activities of
the Treasury and the Department OF JUS
tice in law enforcement cases. An under
standing is established whereby requests
for cooperation when necessary at all
will receive prompt action.
In considering the procedure to be fol-
lowed against brewers who violate the
law Secretary Andrews and Mrs. Willie
brandt consulted freely with prohibition
officials assigned to Pennsylvania, New
ork and New Jersey, whence complaints
have been most numerous. One official
SAID that II the plan produced satisfactory
results in those states it would serve
most exeellcntly" elsewhere.
Freer Use of Search Warrants
Procedure under the new regulations
is expected TO bring about freer use of the
search warrant by prohibition agents to
enable them to seize liquor and other
be gathered and pleas for injunctions will
be expedited in the courts
The program of the Department of JUS
tee for trial of cases contemplates basing
them upon at least two violations This
plan is designed to produce "ironclad"
cases, not so likely to be continued or
lost as many of those with which it has
been working.
Within fifteen days after final decree
is obtained in a case the program pro-
vides for request to the court for de-
strnetion Of all cereal products in the
plant involved, all raw materials, and call
property designed or intended for us in
violation OF the law" The prohibition
commissioner is required to issue a cita-
ton for revocation of the plants permit
and to hold a hearing on the matter at the
earliest possible moment" In dealing
with offenders against whom njunctions
have been obtained previously the plan
calls for the citation for contempt of
court within ten days.
Full Cooperation
The Department of Justice has assured
the Treasury it will do everything pos
sible to hasten such action by the United
States attorneys. In discussing the poll
cies to be effected in the beer campaign,
all of the officials agreed that there had
been too much delay in getting cases to
trial. One of the participants in the con-
ference declared the delay was killing"
operations of the federal agents in Penn
sylvania and New Jersey.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-24

the last great venture, the world war,
when the United States under the leader
ship of President Wilson went into the
war 10 outlaw war. He expressed the
opinion that just as God called Abraham,
just as He called the reformers of the
Eighteenth Century, so did He call How
ard II. Russell when he organized the
Anti-Saloon League which eliminated in
the adoption of the Eighteenth Amend
ment. Bishop Leonard gave unqualified
Endorsement of the Anti Saloon League
OF New York and of the nation. He said
that he had been associated with the
League for twenty-five years and that up
to the present time he knew of no reason
why the League was not worthy of the
utmost confidence of the people and de-
serving of their moral and financial sup
port.
Labor Leader Speaks
Congressman John G.. Cooper of Ohio,
one of the great labor leaders of the coun-
try, told of the enormous increase in pro-
duetivity and efficiency in industry, as
we'll as the social and economic inter
ests of the workers and their families.
The old plant of the vets that prohibi-
ton would ruin the hotels was effectively
answered by John McFarlane HOWE,
president of the Hotel Touraine, Buffalo,
who declared that he is making ten dol
lars today serving food where he made
one dollar before prohibition serving
drinks, that his coffee shop is doing more
in dollars and cents than the whole Tou-
raine Hotel when he took it over four
teen years ago.
The address of Cora Frances Stoddard
was full OF irrefutable facts of such accu-
rate and varied information as to make it
worthy of distribution throughout the
country in pamphlet form.
A new note was struck in the address
of Dallas Lore Sharp, former professor
of English at Boston University, publicist
and author who is known for his delight
full nature books. Mr.. Sharp struck the
conservation note and insisted that the
anti-alcohol movement instead of being
called prohibition should be called con-
servation.
OeneTa1 Supt. MCBrIde demands Law
Enforcement
The afternoon session of Saturday, July
4, devoted to law enforcement, reached a
real climax in the address of DIR. F. Scott
Mcbride, superintendent of the Anti-Sa-
loon League OF America. Two addresses
of great note were features of the even
ing session of this day. In one, Ben
Spence, secretary OF the Dominion Ali
ance of Canada, declared that the Cana
dian government is disgracing itself be-
fore the world in allowing its liquor traffic
TO drench the shores of friendly coun-
try with bootleg liquor. In the other,
Arthur ]. Davis, state superintendent of
the Anti-Saloon League of New York,
eloquently outlined New York's respon-
sibility for worldwide prohibition and de-
clared amid applause that "our work for
world prohibition must begin on New
York's east-side, among the foreign
groups who make up the population of
this cosmopolitan city, and then extend
to the countries from which these people
come"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
The tentative odor of a boii

I'm sure when take my shoes off my toes going to
fall out. Feel my hand how cold it is.
BILL (Obedenhy picking up Imply: Yes, it's very cold,
think.
MRS. SQUIBBS: You think? know telling John this
morning before he eft-Jom is my husband you know
he works at the Amalganlated Coal Company very i'm
portant position, officer somethng-I saying
him. John, said want you to go down there and tell
that janitor what's what before you go work, want
heat in this house And he said he would, but
don't think he did, and if he did certainly hasn't
done any good. D'you like to sell books?
BILL Grabbing opening) Oh love sell books they're
instructive. Now take this article here about g..
MRS SQUIBBS: Oh, there's the teephonejust minute
ION the thone) yes oh my dear is you? My
dear you don't say was just saying that very
thing to John this morning said to him, John you go
down and tell that anitor whwat's what what
tell you didn't breathe word You know he. don't
tell anything know. Why, when say won't say any
thing wild horses couldn't it out of . we'll she
get it Honestly? Go on tell me =.
yes yes yes now that's Just killing
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
SHINGLE BOB.

Shingle bob, shingle bob,
Cut it all away!
Joe's barber shop is full
It's all the rage today.
Shingle bob, shinsle boo,
Close up to the dome.
Isn't it grand. the more you cut
The less you have to comb?
u. Of Washington Columns.
Good Lord, man, but that suits
big for you
That's all right, came from
Holyoke."
What d'ya meant
am a bigger man there than
am here"
Dartmouth Jack o'Lantern.
Does Joe really dress as sloven-
ly as they say he does:'
Does he? Why, the other day
he dropped a quarter in a beggar's
cup and the beggar threw him back
four bits"
u. Of Wash. Columns.
Irate Customer: You can't fool
me! Do you think I've bought
groceries here for Is years for moth
ing?
Grocer: /. shouldn't be at all
surprised.
Hamilton Royal Gaboon.
Narcissus: Looky here, black
man, whut's you all gwine gimme
for my birthday present:
Black man: Close yo' eyes,
honey business Of closing her eyes).
Now what 20 see;
Narcissus: Nuthin'.
Black man: Well. OATS whut
you all gwine git.
Iowa Friyol.
Il give no quarter" roared the
hard-boiled business man, as he shell
ed out a dime to the gum.
-Hamilton Royal Caboon.
The latest radio bit is Bedtime
Stories for collegians broadcasted at
6 o'clock-in the morning.
Black and Blue Jay.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08

isn't it astonishing that ] was
left a million dollars by my aunt?
She only saw me once"
"Yes, Frederic; and it would have
been still more astonishing IL she
had left it to you after seeing you
twice" Brown jug.
Hurry up, Harry!'
Cant hurry. got my heavy
underwear on"
MINI Ski U-Mah.
A stout women drove up to the
filling station.
IL want two quarts Of OIL" she
said.
"what kind, heavs?" asked the
attendant.
"Say, young man, don't get fresh
with me-" was the indignant re-
Spouse.
Town Frivol.
Buy our linoleum rugs. They're
hard to beat.
--Denison Flamingo.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08

BILL: guess not I'm sorry.
MRS. SQUIBBS (Seamg herself AND rocking eOmfOrtaby)
Now what do you think of that? always say there too
many magazines anyway body never gets time c read
them ALL Sit down, and tell me about yourself.
BILL (4vkuardly eodpsng into chair: There's nothing
much tell guess. This here OF books is designed
to-to-to-
MRS. SQUBBS Oh, that's all right. I'm they're just
wonderful. Do you read lot? I'd like to read but have
time. 1t to that go from morning till night
and if it isn't thing it's another. I've often said that
day I'm going TO sit down and read nice book
Laughs pleasantly But how does get time to read?
Now take this morning for instance.
BILL Vho doesn't aOant take this morning for instance
get back to bnsness: Here have picture of
how the oppossum takes of its young.
MRS. SQUBBS mot looking at it, I'm they take very
good of their young All animals take Of their
young It's natural you know That's mother love-
think mother love is wonderful don't you? It's natural
I've often said that if there's thing that's really natural
it's mother love
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
THE POTTERS
PROLOGUE

ffr IFE is real and life is earnest unused the poet in ar
Il ideal moment, but, Bert Savoy would have said
" "a... a;-,t tha half Of Il deare" For instance
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
COMEDY IN AMERICA

In the last thirteen years ] have
attended 1928 wedding receptions,
though ! am still unable to smoke
cigarette with any degree Of
comfort, while balancing plate OF
salad on either knee, and grasping
in each hand a glass of punch. At
some period during all wedding re-
ceptions I invariably find myself
button-holed by some old lady who
smiles tenderly, and murmurs
Doesn't the bride look sweet" j
have never kissed the bridegroom
by mistake.
Wedding receptions minus liquid
stimulation affect me in much the
same manner as a bathtub minus
a plug. have always found it
advisable not to offend the fellow
who is in charge of the champagne.
Friendships are so easily formed
at wedding receptions-tbat is, de-
lightful friendships, and we sud-
denly discover ourselves in the
pantry toasting a little old man
with a white bang, whom we first
thought so painfully stuffy, or
chuckling over a screamingly droll
anecdote, whispered to us by some
perfect stranger behind a rubber
plant. Then, there is always the
Life of the Party, who fills the
lemonade punch three-quarters full
Of gin.
/ consider a well maneuvred we'd
ding reception one of the best e1-
cuses for marriage.
Goblin.
"well, boys" said the kindly old
gentleman to a group Of urchins
gathered along the river bank, "and
why do you gaze so intently upon
the seething watersf"
"we're scein' who can stay I'M
der water the longest, mister" piped
up the largest, "and Jimmy's been
down AZ minutes already"
Iowa Friyol.
Mate Ito tough guy on first
deck) Say, you, you belong down
on the third-class deck.
Tough: Third-class, hell! DO |
look like a college guy?
Virginia Reel.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
THE B E ST
MODERNIzED JINGLE BELLS.


Blow that horn, blow that horn,
jump upon the gas,
Oh, what red hot fun it is, an.
other car to pass.
Roaring down concrete road, the
surface sure and fine,
Give her all that's comm kid, we're
touching eighty-nine.
Ninety-five the meter says, the
speed laws all are hash,
Holy sweet patootie. but we're head
ing for a crash,
Toll, oh bells, toll, oh bells, keep
tollirg all the day,
For another sorry dumb-bell's busy
being laid away.
Cornell Widow.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
By J. P McEVOY.

no, of course, won't say word my dear how could
ask Drop in your way downtown I'll try and get
my work done and 60 with you yes j. I'm awfuIy
busy all right goodbye. (Hangs up Nth pleased look
of dbstraction.)
BILL Trying CALAMITY suoye): Good morning-I mean
you have children in school,, have you not?
MRS. SQUIBBS Regarding him vaeany for sseosd): Oh
I'd forgotten all about you. Isn't that siyf What did you
say?
BILL (Teky) YOU have children in school have you mott
MRS sQUIBBs: No. I've no children in school pdass) or
anywhersfse Why?
BILL (Trnthfhny): don't know
MRS SQUIBBS (Dsnissing subject pleasany) We've had
pleasant little chat I'm sure but I'm afraid III have
to ask you to run along I've much to d. I'm busy.
BILL coasters last sdnd) Won't you look these pictures
how bees make honey? 'Swonderful.
MRS SQUIBBS: I'm it must be (expeyly shooting Bill
to1Vdrd the door, Leaving trail of tictes blank contracts
etc., always say bees intelligent It's just wonder
full what they do. And they're busy But that's
the way I've been all my life often say I'm as busy a,
bee by this time she has got Bill backed up to the door,
hieh she opens dey if Pleasantly I'm sure you're going
to be very successful the kind of young man who
will make his way in the world Well keep up live and
learn, always say You'll sell enough books to put
yourself through college always like young man
succeed and always like to help people along es rugged
way Isn't that right? Doesn't sOo for anssver After ALL
think it's ones duty help deserving people in everv
way we can You know that little poem you must have II
III one OF your books there let how goes Little
deeds of kindness rnkles forehead pysy as overtaxed
brain RESPONDS auth supreme etfor oh yes now have it.
Little deeds of kindness,
Little words of love,
Make this earth a-er-somehing
Like the Heaven above
(Closes door firmly last aOoyd and Bill finds himself
staring Vdeany at cold nnredy expanss of cheap
The tentative odoy of boiled dinner sbya lastly UP
the staircase, and steals insdioasy into Bills qnveying
noSfrs Visions of the Potter home and those Potter
dinners Mas voice: "FW up your plate again WilAom
take dressing aOy don't your Where do YOU
7Gant the g'asyon your mashed potatoes" . Dressing
Crazy mashed potatoes :. the odoy of coffee
comes up the stairs those breakfasts at home n.
bacon crisp and broSVn and that soft, bed that
yon could hardly get out of of hatred for the
Young Folks Encyclopedia of Visaaised Information
SsOeeps Bill and snbmerges him a ntocknQly
pleasant voice rings his Little deeds of kind
ness, little a0ords of love So that's ME kind of
world it is, eh? Por Bill Potter.
And That's That-Until Next Sunday.
Copyright 1928
picture by
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08

BILL (Vh persistence that deserves better resn This
shows how the Eskimos keep in snow houses
MRS. SQUIBBS: They're lucky I'll say. can't keep warm
in this flat bet janitor would freeze any eskimo
Dyou know I've been trying all morning for him to get
little heat up here. What do you suppose he says? He
says it's early for heat just because he's got rules
about turning the heat at certain date Your
could fall off, 1t wouldn't make any difference to him.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08

WHAT / THOUGHT I'D FIND
AT COLLEGE.
Jovial singers
Monogram sweaters
Rooms with fireplaces
Pleasant sweeps Of lawn.
Clever conversation
The dansants
Girls
Spirit
AND WHAT I FOUND
Thirty-four men with no voices
three with rotten ones
Sweat shirts
Fireplaces called rooms
Weed fields labeled, Keep off
the grass"
Greeting like, Hello, how you
going?"
Answer: "Fine,
Hard-time rassles
Co-eds
Spirits.
-Notre Dame Juggler.
Impatient: Give me a piece of
paper.
Imperturbed: News, writing,
sand, or plotting?
V. NJ. /. Sniper.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08
EPITAPHs FOR FOOTBALL
PLAYERS.

Irt EIsJs
Oh, lay a wreath,
Oh Johnny Frick;
He missed the ball,
But blocked the kick.
III
He was a good guy,
The varsity end,
But they tackled him high,
And his neck wouldn't bend.
Poor Richards face
Is out Of style.
He recovered the ball,
Beneath the pile.
"
Here lies the varsity coach,
The erstwhile campus hero,
The final score Of the Big Game,
Was Just exactly zero.
California Pelican.
Said a bootlegger. fined, Il should
worryl
I can pay that without fuss or
furry"
Said the judge, an that case
shall add ninety days.
You'll not product that in hurry"
Goblin.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08

BILL (Unhattly): II think so.
MRS SQUIBBS: bet you working your way through
school this way aren't you? (Goes right being of
those persons ahO haze merely to say something to consider
fOrever after accomplished faet) I'm interested
in young working their way through school, think
that's the way do guess subscribe magazines
than I'll read Well, guess you're not selling sub:crp
tons to magazines, you?
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08

ffr IFE is real and life is earnest unused the poet in an
ideal moment, but, as Bert Savoy would nave saio'
- "that amt the half of it, dearie For instance
here Bill Potter Only few day: ago he was the air-
haired boy of Potter enage gay blowing sour scales on
his saxophone in the friendly warmth of happy home and
he tranng from door door, trying to convince the
bsred mothers of equally if bored Children that
their lives depend subscribing Immediately to his set OF Young
Folks Encyclopedia of Vsualzed information The care
fully memorzed sales talk full of psychological manhoes
through which the nway victim must inevitably a has some
how failed to to the glowing predictions OF the mag
netc sales manager But Bill is not going to quit He
is not going back the Potter home which he left with such
high hopes until he drive the door at least one If not
two or three fine with platinum tires and solid gold
engine Attaboy, Bill! The congregation pulling for you
SCENE v.
We see Bill in the corridor of apartment building
He studying the the letter boxes kokovich
Schnaz Prkopyzm, Rubovitz, Poppamokaloppu All good
hundred per Americans but not promising prospects
All, this is better Squibbs Let's ring for Mrs Squbbs
Bill does So Squeaky voice through tube Yes what it?
BBILL Unto tube: This is Mr.. Blubublub
VOICE Curiosity smen lady Of the house, don't under
stand. What?
BILE: Mr.. BLAHBLABBLAHBLAH
VOICE Curiosity Kills the cat: All right, come on up
BILL (Gioatnqly TO hmsef) Ahhhh success! The world is
mine, (Cii,nbs stairs ambling TO HIMSELF Good morning
Mrs Blank, you did not know l was to call you have
children in school have you good morning Mrs Blank
YOU did not know to call you have children in school
have not let me snow you now the CAMERA Ho ual
isn't it study is perfected is shown is improved
ef-er (arrives at top of stairs and is confronted ith
lady Of hoase-flngcs into opening of
sales tall scifh hysfcricd ferOrJ Good morning, Mrs
Blank
MRS SOUIBBS: My name isn't Mrs. Blank. What do you
want?
BILL Fnmbng sVdly for Prospectus order blanks want
to show you how study is improved by the
MRS SQUfBBS Regarding him cly): You want to show me
WHAT?
BILL (Panckey: Nature study-canera-ne mind good
bye Turns and starts hddlOng douu the stairs
MRS SQUBBS Who is really kindly so ttih troubles Of
her o5vn of arhieh do not really ers Here wait
minute.
BILL Turing IN mid air.: What?
MRS SOUIBBS Come back here minute (As Bin docs SO)
Now tell me what you want. Are you trying to sell some
thing?
BILL: Er-yes-no, l think So l guess not.
MRS. SQUIBBS: have now you book agent aren't
you?
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-08

He was introduced to me and
called me-"Miss Mabel,
Half an hour later. he called me
-Mabul.-
He took me out and called me-
"Kid.p
During our engagement he called
me-"Sweetie."
On our honeymoon, he called me
-"Tootsums."
Six months after the marriage, he
called me-"Dear."
After five years, he calls me-
"Hey, you.'
Brown jug.
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THIS
ONE.
Johnny, come out Of that field:
Don't you see that bull?"
Its all right, mamma, I'm
broke"
Explanatory note: - Being
broke, he hasn't red cent?.
Dartmouth Jack oLantern.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-16

Heart aches, dizziness, nervousness,
Or uric acid and its ills.
Help your weakened kidneys with
a stimulant diuretic
Use Doan's Pills.
Read this Sank Centre testimony:
John Gennow, boat builder, w.
Second St., says: "My back was CIV
ing me lot of trouble, due to my
kidneys being out of order. At
times when stopped or went to lift
anything, I got one OF those sharp
pains, like knife stabs. My back was
lame and sore. I knew this was
caused from my kidneys not being
in proper condition. I was told to.
try Doan's Pills and after taking this
remedy, felt like a different man
again."
Coo at all dealers, Foster Milburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.-Adv.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-16
COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS
Regular Meeting

Regular monthly meeting of the
Common Council of the City of Sank
Centre held Wednesday, April 1st,
1925 with all the members present
save Alderman Brown.
The minutes of the previous meet
ing were read and approved.
The Water, Light & Power Com
mission presented it's annual and
quarterly reports and same were or
dered filed.
The action Of the Mayor and Clerk
in issuing Orders No. 2910, 2911 and
2912 was confirmed.
The Clerk was instructed to order
six more street intersection lights
same as now in use at intersec-
ton of 3rd and Main strets; also a
half-dozen street brushes.
Alderman Wakefield was instruct
ed to have approaches to the pave
ment made at the Park entrance and
also on First street; also to have the
curbs along Paving District No. 2
completed according to contract.
The Clerk reported having drawn
Orders No. 1850 to No. 1858 in
elusive in payment of the regular pay
roll and fixed charges.
The following bills were audited,
allowed and ordered paid, viz:
J. E. Miller, kilograms ......$ 1.7s
M. A. Cole, police supplies -. 1.50
N. j. Bromenschenkel, milk for
poor ................. 500
B. o. Vogel, wood for poor 80. 81 90
| Ben Merton, wood for poor. rs
Geo. Dickson, wood for poor l .0c
Hanson & Emerson, Fire Dept.
supplies and medicine for
| poor IL .9(
Lampert Lumber Co., Tourist
Park and fuel for City Hall
and poor ................ 43. SO
Northern Fire Apparatus Co.,
] Fire Dept. Supplies SEQ. -1.27
Best Schultz Lumber Co. Fire
| Dept. Supplies ........ 3.95
Water. Light & Power Com.
March bill ........... $50 6s
Jos. Klemm, street work 49,. "A 25
Russell Grader Mfg. Co. grader
Lee J Johnson. repairing street
tools ~ $50
L. L. Kells, salary and expenses 266. rs
DR.. J. F. Dubois, Salary as
Health Officer ...... 800 .OO
J. F. Cooper. Salary and fees 467. "a
The meeting adjourned to meet
Wednesday,, April 9th at 7:30 P. NJ
J. F. Cooper, City Clerk.
Subscribe for the Sank Centrs
Herald if you want the Sank Centre
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-16
HAVE YOU A BAD BACK?
Then the Advice of This Sank Centr,
Resident Will Interest You

Does your back ache night and
day;
Hinder work; destroy your rest?
Are you tortured with stabbing
pains
When you stoop, lift or bend?
Then likely your kidneys are weak.
More troubles may soon appear.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-04-16
Mrs. Alice Francelia Henshaw

Teacher of Piano
The Burrowes Course of Music Study
Studio South Pine Street