The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-12-03
FOR HE'S A JOLLY
GOOD
FELLOW
A Good Fellow Nowadays
Is One Who Looks Out
for the Pleasure and
Comfort of Others
and Finds Joy
in Doing 1t
If you are not q GOOD FELLOW
don't read this! It won't concern

If you are not q GOOD FELLOW
don't read this! 1t won't concern
you!
But il you are one of the thou.
sands of Neutrality-suspicious. who. each
year. like to do a good turn where
It viii do the greatest good. why
60 on with the story!
Santa Claus. as we all know, has
the hardest job on earth.
He's duty bound to visit every
home in the world between sun
down Christmas Eve and sunup
Christmas morning.
That's a lot of ground for one
man, young or old, to cover, and
The Washington Times for one
wants to give him all the help 1t
can and make sure he doesn't miss
a single hearth in this vicinity.
OF course, nobody doubts that
Santa can travel such a. wide ex-
panse in so limited time. Cnl-
d-en everywhere will tell you she mas
done it for years without fail, but
Just how Is no concern of ours.
But traffic conditions were not
what they are now when Santa
Claus undertook his terrific task
away back yonder when the world
begun. ooD
FELLOWS come in.
Santa Claus has radioed to Wash
ington from his big broadcasting
station mp" that he wants all the
assistance in Washington this year
that can be mustered.
He saws he can. use ten thousand
GOOD FELLOWS who are TO ACT
as pages or messengers for him ana
help him in his large Christmas dis
tributions.
Santa's factory has been working
three eight hour shifts daily to pre-
nare this wears gifts, but his deliv-
ery system. good as it is, is handl-
canned by the same traffic condi-
tions that made some of us late Tor
work today, and so that no girl or
boy in Washington will be neg
lected this year he is looking for the
services of 10, 900 GOOD FELLOWS.
Ten thousand assistants to guar.
antee that not one of washington
SOC. 900 population is forgotten Is
none too many.
Statisticians viii tell you that Is
one GOOD FELLOW for every
fifty souls.
Busy Schedules
By rapid work, nobody should be
overlooked, but unless each OF the
10 600 GOOD FELLOWS knows
Just where he's got to to go, he'll
find his schedule a rather busy
one.
Now. that does not mean that
everyone who volunteers to be
GOOD FELLOW must take care
of fifty people naWs nothin like It.
1t more probably means that out
OF every fifty people living here,
one person or one family OF three
or four persons VIII not receive.
calls from Chris Kringie in the
regular manner and that is where
the GOOD FELLOW viii get In his
GOOD WORK.
The aspiring GOOD FELLOW.
should therefore. fill out the coupon
printed in today's TIMES, indicat-
ing the number of persons he
wishes to guarantee happiness to
the while he is insuring his own
happiness. and send il immediate.
ly to Room 301, The TILES office,
1874 H street northwest.
BY doing it today, you know
weeks ahead just VIII ire your GOOD
FELLOW arrows are going to hit.
You have an opportunity next Sun
day or one evening this week to
visit the party you are going to
make happy, and learn for yourself
in your own way just what kind
of happiness is mostly needed.
Having this visit off your chest,
you can plan their Christmas along
with your own and as the good old
day nears, neither activity will ne
crowded off your calender, for you
will contemplate them together.
Can't Tell In Advance
It-may be that the source to
which The Washington Times will
assign you after you have indicated
on the coupon about what form 81
welfare you would like to under
take, merely needs the services of
a good physician. If so, call yours
on the telephone and tell him to
make the necessary visits and send
you the bill. He won't refuse, and
the smallness of the bill might
surprise you.
It may be a single pair of heavy.
soled shoes that will carry Christ
mas happiness somewhere. Send
them and put some kind of a toy
in each one for good measure.
In recommending the GOOD
FELLOW way of spreading your
Christmas cheer The Washington
Times believes it is offering. loo
per cent happiness to those who
sign the GOOD FELLOW coupons
thereby offering to do something
for somebody that you couldn't find
in any other way.
This newspapers function Is tC
ask the public to become GOOI
FELLOWS and then find a spot
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