davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

1t would be lot harder for some
folks to prove that they didn't have
monkey ancestors, says Franko, than
that they have.
LET TRUMPETS TOOT. SHOOT
ROCKETS RED.
LET BANNERS BE UNFURLED
I'VE FOUND A GIRL WHO NEVER
SAID:
"OH, BOY! I'LL TELL THE
WORLD"
The discovery by Mr.. Beebe Of an
electric fish is not surprising, mas.
much as fish spends so much time
in currents.
The girls wear so little nowadays
that moths are on a strictly male
clothing diet.
If DISTANCE LENDS ENcHANT-
MENT AND FAMILIARITY BREEDS
ONTE EMPT, ABOUT WHERE
WOULD YOU STRIKE A HAPPY
MEDIUM?
FRANKO WANTS TO KNOW
HOW DO BEES DISPOSE OF THEIR
HONEY. THEY CELL 1T, OF
COURSE.
"My dear young lady," said the
minister in grieved tones, as he lis
tened to an extremely modern girl
tear off some of the. very latest jazz
on the piano one Sunday, "haye you
ever heard of the Ten Command
ments?"
Flapper-''Whistle a few bars. 1
think l can follow you"
"WOMEN AND CHILD r E N
FIRST" SAID THE CANNIBAL
KING AS HE ORDERED UP HIS
BREAKFAST.
Say, when was born, was so sur
prised that / couldn't talk for a year
and half.
Palisadian., 1925-10-30
Too Much for Hin,

Il cannot understand re language"
said the despairIng Frenchman. ~
learn how TO pronounce re word hy-
drophobia and zen learn Eat re doc
tors sometimes pronounce II fatal"
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

FORT LEE acreage; about "a acres
(650) lots for sale; real bargain
price; opportunity to double invest;
ment within short time. For parti-
culars see l.. Ponsi, 1893 Center ave.,
Fort Lee, N. J.. 10-23-5t.
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

S. Silverman, ladies' and gents tail
or. Cleaning, dyeing, pressing and re-
pairing. 7O2 Anderson ave-, Grant
wood, N. ]. 9-25-6mo.
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

FIRST CLASS apartment house in
Cliffside, for sale at a real sacrifice
price; only $4,000 cash required. Fine
investment. See Ponsi, 1898 Center
ave., Fort Lee, N. ]. 1O-23-5t
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

Before buying or selling IN Grant
woed, Pahsade or Cliffside. consult
Arthur J. Rooney, 965 Broadway.
Woodcliff- On. Hudson, New Jersey.
Phone Palisade 1000. 8-22-1yr.
Palisadian., 1925-10-30
For Sale

FRANKLIN 9-B Model Demi-Sedan;
fine appearance; first class condi-
ton; any demonstration; $500 cash.
Address P. o. Box $50, Palisade, N. j..
*10-31-1t
Palisadian., 1925-10-30
Help Wanted

SHOE MAN, first class; high wages,
short hours. Apply Benedetti, Pail
sade Junction, Palisade. N. J. Phone
Ciiffside 56-J. 10-23-2t
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

FOR RENT-First class apartment in
best residential street of Fort Lee;
four rooms and bath; $45 per month.
See Ponsi, 1898 Center ave., Fort Lee,
n. ]. 10-23-2t
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

BROILERS- fresh killed one
day notice. A. Rinehart Triangle
Poultry Yards, West Fort Lee. Phone
Fort Lee 279 7-17-4mo
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

STRICTLY fresh eggs Triangle
Poultry Farm, West Fort Lee, N. j.
A. Rinehart, P. o. Box z16. Phone
279, Fort Lee. s3-20-6m.
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

A NEW seven room house in West
! Grantwood for less than $10,000.O0;
hardwood parquet floors, sun parlor,
tile bath, asphalt shingle roof, hot wa
ter heat. Phone Cliffside 167.
10-16-4t
Palisadian., 1925-10-30
Personal and Social
Grantwood

Grantwood subscribers who do not
receive their paper by Saturday noon
are requested to notify the office at
once. Phone cIlffside 1448 - MIR.
Fredericks.
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

LARGE, sunny room; twin beds; all
improvements; reasonable. Muir
ray, 1894 Edgewood lane, Palisade.
Phone Cliffside 1884. 10-30-1t
Palisadian., 1925-10-30
UNION CHURCH

Sunday School, 9:45 a. m. Service
with sermon at II a. m. No evening
service.
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

FIVE large rooms, all improvements,
separate entrance. 372 Washington
ave-, Grantwood. 1O-2-2t
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

ROOM and board; suitable for one or
two. Phone Cliffside 1928 J.
10-30-3t
Palisadian., 1925-10-30
For Rent

SIX large nice newly decorated
rooms and sun parlor; convenient
tc buses and trolleys. 440 Washing
ton avenue, Grantwood. Phone Cliff
side 1167 J. 10-30-2t
Palisadian., 1925-10-30
Miscellaneous

CHAIR CANING-All kinds Of Gaming
and weaving. Albert J. Derfus, Sec
ond street. Coytesville. Phone Fort
Lee 430. 6-19-13t
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

SIX rooms; all improvements; sep
arate entrance. Phone Cliffside
1405 J. 372 Washington avenue,
Grantwood. *1O-3O-2t
Palisadian., 1925-10-30

FIVE rooms and bath; all modern i'm
provements; heat furnished. 428
Lafayette avenue. Phone Shamsey
lab Cliffside. 10-30-2t
Palisadian., 1925-10-30
FOR RENT-eRANTWooD
Phone Cliffside 1921

Phone Cliffside 1729J
FIVE ROOMS, all improvements, in
cluding heat, in two-family house,
Edgewater Heights section, two blocks
east of Palisade car line near Edge
water road. Rent reasonable. SCI
Brandon place. 10-3O-tf
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Concrete Walks. Yes!

Last week an article appeared in
the Villas County News which told
Of how concrete walks were being
laid from the railroad crossing just
east Of J. B. Cooks residence on
the county road to a point west of
the new garage on the south side
of the street. This was right as
far as it went. 1t was written
week previous and at that time
the informant shortened the con-
tract and the article was held over
for a week-and not corrected. For
the information of newspapers who
steal and do not credit some other
papers efforts, The News will say
that the article was not complete
in its entirety. The new walk will
extend to the Sundsten highway
according to President Emmons
and the village board.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
These Two Make 1t.

After all, there are just two
things that go toward making a
good live town-one is persistent,
thorough and attractive advertis-
ing with performance. There is
no use advertising if you haven't
the goods-and there is no use
having the goods if you don't adj
vertise them. No town was ever
benefited by the man who sits
down and waits for more enterpris-
ing and public spirited persons to
bring trade to him, and neither is
it by the man who fails to deliver
the goods when called upon.-Ex
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Special Edition Copies.

Special edition copies of this
weeks issue Of the Villas County
News may be obtained of any Leg
ion member or by calling at the
News office. The issue is extra
large but the demand is so great
that there will be none left over if
anyone delays. The American Leg
ion fellows should give a public
vote of appreciation to Charles
Johnston who compiled the entire
edition and stuck to it from start
to finish. Order your copies right
now.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Matching Will End

This week will see the closing of
the sub-hatchery at Eagle River
for this year. According to the
men in charge, the hatch started
out with extra good expectations,
but sudden drop in temperature
killed big bunch of the Matching
spawn. However, the shipment to
the various lakes of pike fry will
give millions of baby fish a chance
to develop into man-sized game
and save the waters from deple-
ton.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Was Fishing Chum.

M. J. Cypress received word last
week of the death of his old fish
ing chum, who was killed in an air
plane accident at Wisconsin Rapids
last week. Wilbur Herschleb was
the name Of the friend, and his
death occurred while he was taking
lessons in airplane driving. He and
the instructor were both killed.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Your Chance for Good Stock.

The State Board of Control of
Wisconsin are sending forty head
of their finest Holstein heiifers to
the Oneida county fair grounds, at
Rhinelander, Wisconsin, to be sold
at public auction, on Saturday,
June 18th, 1925, as foundation
stock for farmers in the cut-over
country. 20-2t
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
And He Means 1t.

On farm in Northern Wiscon-
sin is posted this sign:
"Trespaser's will be persekuted
to the full extent of 2 mean mon
grail dorgs which amt never been
overly soshibil with strangers and
/ bubble barlet shotgun which ain t
loaded with no sofy pliers. Dam
if | amt tired from this hel raisin
on my proputy."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Mellow Paws Annual Visit.

Fred Meloy drove over from Say
ner last week Thursday. Meloy
usually drops in every so often and
breaks the weather record-that is,
if the weather over here is bully
good, Fred's trip usually kicks the
bottom out of it and we start all
over again.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Waters Called to MondOvi.

A letter yesterday from Rev. G..
H. Waters at Mellen tells that he
has accepted a call to the Congre-
gational community at Mondovi
and will leave Mellen July first.
Rev. George was a former pastor in
cage River and was what we called
a "fghtin' parson" during the
Worlds War.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Sponsor poppy Drive.

Members of the Auxiliary to the
American Legion in Villas county
will sponsor the Poppy Drive which
will start Friday morning and con-
tinue all day and evening of Sat-
urday. This is hope to every cit
izen that they will help the cause
along by buying a Poppy.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
PER s o N AIS

Mr.. and Mrs. N. M. Emmons and
Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Farrell spent
Monday in Wausau
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Locke spent
Saturday and Sunday at their for
mer home in New London.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Masloff re-
turned last week from Wausau,
where Mr.. Masloff has been taking
hospital treatment.
Mrs. Jos. Flanagan arrived this
morning from Chicago and will
spend the summer at the Mac
Quaker home in Eagle River.
Orville Mitchell left this morning
for st. Louis after spending several
weeks with his father at their
home on Yellow Birch lake.
Dr. and Mrs. J. 0. Ely of Chicago,
passed through Eagle River last
Saturday on their way to their
summer home on Black Oak.
Ed. My6leby, manger Of White
Birch Lodge on Muskellunge lake
about four miles from Star Lake,
spent Monday in Eagle River.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edw. Showers came
up yesterday from their winter
home in Bloomington, Indiana and
will spend the summer at their
home on Catfish lake.
Herman Halpap, an old tine resi-
dent Of Eagle River but who, for
the past few years has been living
at Ashland is spending a week
here visiting friends.
John Ginocchio came up from
Chicago the latter part of last
week and is spending a short visit
at the Ginocchio home on Yellow
Birch lake near Eagle River.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. D. Sutton Of
Mason City, ILL.,, arrived the first
Of the week. They will stay the
entire summer at their home on
Cranberry lake.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Fredrickson
Sr. are spending a weeks outing at
their sons home on the Wisconsin
river just below the power dam
southwest of the village. They ar
rived Saturday from Chicago.
Donald Fraser drove up from
Milwaukee last Saturday for an
over-Sunday stay at his cottages on
Otter lake. He will return next
week and place his home in readi-
ness for the summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. G. Cheatham
owners of a silver fox ranch just
out of Three Lakes, spent Wednes-
day of last week in Eagle River
the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Jonas
Radcliffe at their home on Eagle
lake.
Mrs. Jerry Kessler and little
daughter, accompanied by Mr.
Kessler's mother, stopped over in
Eagle River a couple days last week
while on their way from Rhinelan-
der to the Kessler resort on Moe
casin lake southwest of Land O
Lakes.
Fred Steinmuller Jr., son of Mr..
and Mrs. Fred Steinmuller of Key
stone Park Lodge, arrived Satur-
day with Carl Huebner from Mil
waukee. Fred Jr. expects to spend
the summer here with his parents,
having finished his service in the
navy at Boston.
DR.. and Mrs. Scott Of Geneva,
H., annual visitors in this section,
arrived last week Friday. They
were guests at the w. H. Bent
home and left for their place on
the Cisco chain. They will spend a
couple weeks trout fishing, both
being ardent anglers.
Mrs. w. f. Christensen, son ana
two daughters, drove UP from RAJ
cine last Saturday for a few days
at the Christensen resort on Big
Bass lake east of town. Mrs. c.
and daughters returned Monday
where they will remain until the
young ladies have completed their
terms of school.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Special Wood Prices.

Until further notice, on orders
for prompt delivery and strictly
cash, we will make the following
special prices on Green Wood:
Short Mixed Mill Wood, green,
per load, $500.
Aft. Hardwood Slabs, green, per
cord, $500.
Aft. Softwood Slabs, green, per
cord, $500.
MISREPRESENTATION LBR. co.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Called to Chicago.

Mrs. E. F. Brunswick and chill
dren left Friday morning for Chi
cago. A sister to Mrs. Bruins
wick was reported as being ex-
tremely i'll in hospital in that
city.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Here is Your Bull.

You can get a great foundation
animal from high producing an
cestry by attending the State Hol-
stein Cattle Sale at the Oneida
County Fair Grounds at Rhinelan-
der, Wisconsin, on June Is, 1925.
20-2t
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

MINNOWS- Mud Minnows for sale.
4 to 6 inch, S25 per thousand; 3
to inch, $18 per thousand; 2 to 3
inch, $40 per thousand; sizes under
2 inch, Sc per thousand. Shipped
c. 0. D. by R. E. Greenman, War
rem, Wisconsin. 20-4t
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Daughter Graduates.

Mr.. and Mrs. George J. St. Clair
of Black Oak lake passed through
Eagle River last week Wednesday
for Minneapolis where they wit
messed the graduation of their
daughter Ethel. They expect to
return with Miss Ethel this week.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

WANTED-Old Horses; must be
healthy. Notify me and l will
come and get them. Pay from IS
to SIS for them. George Fisher,
Land O Lakes, Wis. 13-tf
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

COTTAGE FOR SALE-New; is
screened and fitted for light
housekeeping. Opposite Country
Club on Yellow Birch lake. See
Herman Korth, Eagle River. 13-4t
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
VIII Sell High Grade Heifers.

Forty head of high grade and
pure bred heifers are to be sold
June 18th at the Oneida County
Fair Grounds at Rhinelander, Wis
consin. 20-2t
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

LAKE FRONTAGE FOR SALE
On Catfish lake, opposite The
Hemlock and The Everett; with or
without cottages. See A. Fergu-
son for bargains. Phone GA,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

FOR SALE-Any standard breed of
Chicks, Pigs and Vegetable Plants
for sale. VIM. Kolehouse, Phone
87-3, Eagle River. 1857
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
Pie Every Day.

Rathbun's Community Kitchen
will serve you pie every day; and
place your orders early. Phone
your orders 1864. 27-1t
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
PAID ADS.

FOR SALE-Male Airdale Pups,
mo. old. S. each if taken at
once. Enquire, Earl Thomas at
Steam Laundry or N. L. Kinney,
north side. 27-tf
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

COOK WANTED-W Woman or girl
with some experience as cook,
for summer home near village. Adj
dress u. M" care News office,
Eagle River. cost
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
C. S. Club Notes.

A very important meeting will
be called Thursday afternoon, May
28th at 2:30. All members are urged
to be present.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

FOR SALE-Fresh Mich Cows,
Nestor Johnson, Phelps, Wis.
1855
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

WANTED-By experienced couple,
place as caretakers at a resort.
Address, E. D. Byram, Conover,
Wisconsin. 20-2t*
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

FOR SALE-One-gallon Gasoline
Pump for sale; new. Burt Bake,
Phelps road, Phelps, Wis. 18-tf
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

WANTED-A blacksmith's anvil
Address w. E. Gillett, Box $50,
Eagle River, Wis. 27-tf
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

WANTED-Farm help. No chores.
Art Radcliffe. Phone 87-2. 29-tf
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

FOR SALE-W hit Wyandotte
Baby Chicks; also Matching Eggs.
Mrs. Anton Dolanski. 27-2t
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

FOR SALE-One Potato Planter;
fertilizer attachment; good as
new. Phone 55-3. E. O. McCul-
Tough. 20-3t
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
CHURCH NOTES
Lutheran Church.

Lutheran Church.
Sunday school at 8:45 a. m.
English Confessional services at
9:45 a. m.
German Confessional services at
1915 a. m.
Jos. D. Krubsack, Pastor.
Episcopal Church.
Eevening service Wednesday,,
June 3, at 7:45.
Holy Communion, Thursday,
June A, at 1870 a. m.
Ri. Rev. r. H. Weller, Bishop of
Fond du Lac, will be in Eagle
River Friday, June 10.
Rev. F. C. St. Clair.
Priest-in-charge.
Villas County News $500 a year.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27
BIRTHS

To Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Carey at
Two Harbors, May 18th-a daugh-
ter. Mrs. Carey is known here as
Margaret Stein.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

SPECLAL-For quick action on
loans of every kind see Dave
Frankel, representing Chris Schroe-
der and Son. Milwaukee. Wis. lift.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

The wild boar of India, without
provocation, will attack man.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1925-05-27

Villas County News $500 a year.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-29

IT,
heavy at times were the disturbances in Gwyneh that
looking dispassionaey wondered how the girl at the
centre of il all stood it, and whether if relief came,
desperate remedy might not have suggested itself to her.
"The question arises: How can poltergest cases be
helped?
Firstly Through the use of reliable clarvoyant or
claraudient medium, endeavor be made get
touch with the invisible disturbing elements and effort
made to with them and point the harm they
doing to themselves well to others In the of
Gwyneh fortunate in having the voluntary services
of Mrs Barke the able trance medium at the College, who
great deal Of time and thought the She and
her control the Indian White Hawk splendid helpers
all the way through.
Secondly. The suffering sensitive may be taught to
become positive to adverse influences by plenty of physical
exercise and attention to good habits of food and health
that the system toned up for it will always be
found that kind of depletion of the forces
the forerunner of such manifestations.
Thirdly. Instruction of the medium in right action and
thought and in avoiding all passion and evil moods This
can be assisted by hypnotic suggestion of slight nature
''These the methods | have adopted in the
mentioned, and they were, beneficial in ALL
"Gwyneth Morley nineteen years of age, sensitive,
built physically with black hair and complexion,
of phlegmate nature She seemed to function naturally
woman but this did not in any way to affect
the phenomena The lunar influence seemed afford the
only regularity noted Whether the phases of the
have malgn influence sensitive human beings
has often been stated have not enough data decide
but simply note the fact
"No hurt, and few barely touched during
these disturbances. This is noticed in regular
where often heavy articles are moved with the most
markable control
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-29

upsetng two bottles of ink and breaking one Gwyneth
seemed still to be in passive state and could give no
explanation of the happening.
Sealyham terrier in the house-which was in the
kitchen good deal-showed dislike of the dis
turbed conditions and rereaed every OCCASION finally
refusing to stay there at ALL He did however, refuse
to be with Gwyneth in the garden only have been
the noise and fear of being hit that forced her avoid the
kitchen.
May 18th to goth. Quietness.
May 24h Quetness again. but the housekeeper reported
that occasionally slight unexpected movement of
chair or dish would be noticed.
May 25th This very bad day. Disturbances began
in the afternoon. A lib. earthenware jar the
window table in the kitchen, containing a plant
thrown violently the floor, upsettng and rolling
the other end of the kitchen.
A bottle, used for sprinklng Clothes standing
side laundry table, also thrown down. For about half
hour there quiepess but whenever Gwyneh went
to the laundry table attempt to iron fold clothes
it jumped out from the wall 1t seemed like violent jerk
more than gentle push.
1880 D. great bang heard from the kitchen while
at dinner. Mrs. Mckenzie went to what had hap
pened The housekeeper reported that the center meal
table seemed to SHUTTLE turn completely and crash
down, partly resting two chairs standing at side
and end
10 p. Mrs. Mckenzie going to the kitchen found the
table lying the floor if it had been heaved
cup and saucer and bowl broken and all the
laundry lay the floor As Mrs. Mckenzie approached
the kitchen she heard fall and found the centre table
against which the other had rested had fallen
its side and dropped the long to the floor The
kitchen looked as if there had been earthquake. Mr.
and Mrs. Barke, who in the house, came to the
kitchen and the position of the tables They ali
seemed scared at such tremendous movements. Gwyneth