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New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
FactsandFancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

A statesman Is a politician who has learned to say ,'Ahem,"
 Really, it wasn't Coolidge who made America so prosperous, but Wilhelm,
 Culture Is that indefinite quality that makes all jazz music sound alike.
 A resort Is q place where you cant tell whether that noise is static or mosquitoes.
 Road directions: Three detours ahead and turn right at the second wrecked car. The nicer the rules adopted in peace, tho greater the number of atrocities in war.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
,ortn<T SWIM, nRoWNs

New Haven, July 27 P-Ralph DiGioia, IS years old. was drowned yesterday while bathing in a tribu- tary of the Quinnipiac river. lie could not swim and when he jumped off a irestle. he landed in deep water. His friends could not save him
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
The Daredevil

A man who imbibed frequently Went to Windsor.* this "four-point'
 to see: He drank just one glass, Cried "Alack and alas! Let's go home and get drunk on
 iced tea"
 Philip H. Freund. TCanada
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
Memher Andlt Rntrnn nf CIrcnlntInn.

Member Audit Bureau of Circulation. The A. B. c. is a national organization which furnishes newspapers and adVer- tisers with 6 strictly honest analysib Of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit. This nsures protection against fraud in newspaper distribution figures to both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
m TAKE RRInGEpoRT CHURCH

Bridgeport. July 27 Pl--Rov. Her man F. Reissig, formerly associate pastor of the church of 'he Good Shepherd, Brooklyn, has accepted a call to the pastorate of he West End Congregational church :f thus city. according to announcement made here today.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
Stage Struck

stage StruCK
 By A. H. Gifoyle I'm stage struck. l would like to ha The lover in a play, That kind of life appeals to me, Likewise the handsome pay. My kisses, were l on the stage, Would hold like sticky muciage; i; I'm sure I'd quickly be the rage At every matinee. In loving I'd be so intense And seize with such a grasp, Each lady in the audience Would give a gulping gasp. I'll bet that women everywhere Would mob me on the thoroughfaro To get little of my hair Or give my hand a clasp. Last night, in my minds eye. I
 played A very loving scene With filmland's most alluring maid, A famous movie queen; l think it's lucky I am not Employed upon some movie lot My kisses would be so red hot They'd burn holes through the
 screen
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

Because of the short life Of dollar bills, replacing 40,oO0,o0O dollar bills with coins would save the govern ment s1,o0O,00O a year.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
Member of the Associated Press.

The Associated Press it exclusively en- titled to thu use for republication of all news credited to 1t or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published hsyeln.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
Mrll-Educatnrlt 1

Frank: Where did he get his education?" Glen: Hiring college graduates. |"
 John Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
Right About Face,

Beauty doctor: There you are, madam. Your face Is lifted and you look ten years younger"
 Mss Elderly, Lift it again."
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

Still, 1t isn't at all glorious to die defending your rights If the other driver Is a road hog.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

Atfluence consists in ability to keep the old car instead of trading it in on the new one.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

It would be well to cancel the debts If that would cancel the fears and ambitions, also
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

Another difference between taxes and death is that death never makes & man long for taxes.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

To mark table linen, leave the baby alone in the room with bot tie of ink on the table.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

Hick: One who feel very sophisti- cated when he smokes at the table.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
The Card He Meant
\ SociaI Lion

Hard d-boiled one: T move in the best of society" Irnsuspecting one: Really" Hard-hoiled one: Sure; I'm furniture mover"
 8c4aR
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

The Herald is on sale daily in New York at Hotaltng's New Stand. Times Square; schultzs Newe Stand. Entrance Grand Central. 4znd street.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

Tho only profitable advertising medium
 in the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertiserA
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
PRIEST CoLIApsEs IN CHURCH

PRIEST COIIAPSES IN CHURCH
 New Haven, July 27 P-The Rev. Jeremiah Curtin, pastor of St. Lave renee R. C. church. West Haven coi- lapsed at the close of a celebration of Mass yesterday and is now under the care of doctor.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

2 IsHued Daily Sunday Excepted) | At Herald Bldg. s7 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
The Sad Part

The Sad Part Mrs. Pearson: Did the measle' make Johnny very sick?" Mrs. Drew: No, but having then during vacation did"
 Il. J. r. tCopyright. 1925, Reproduction
 Forhidden1 s
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

Unfortunately, war m m 0 1 r s never are written by clever gentle men who frisked the government.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

We are becoming more practical. The ancient greeting was, Hail." The modern one is, Gotta match" :"
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

If you would inocuIate a man with swellhead, just ask his advice and let nature take it's course.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

There are now ten million people who realize that all of the superior men live in New York city.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

Patrick Henry wanted liberty or death. Damp moderns who feel that way sometimes get both.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

To a home body 1t seems strange that anybody should wish to find q harder way to get to Alaska.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

Entered at the Post otYlce at New Britain
 as Second Clssa Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
 C@ EEg.-H <>T FUn chOb
 @ BY
 MaxS0N l0xt4LL Jtanx
Safety First, Folks!

Safety First, Folks! We used 10 envy folks in banks, Now we'd decline the job with
 thanks. Because wherever there is dough. Like Mary's lamb, the bandits so!
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

Doubtless there were times when ANoah wondered if there were really ,,only two chiggers on the Ark.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
TELEPHONE CALLS

Businese Otfice ..... a2b Editorial Rooms .". p2S
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
Vacation Sent-I-Nfcants
To Her Next Door Neighbor

To Her Next Door Netghbor
 The Card She Sent lust a card to tell you this. I'm having good time and miss You heaps and heaps. l surely do. And only wish you were here too
 The Card She Meant lust q card to tell you this, I miss VOL, it's a welcome miss. And how you manage I don't see, When you can't borrow things from To His Sweetheart at Home
 The Card He Sent I like the place and people too, Though none of course as well as
 you,
 Of all the summer girls that pass There's not a one that's in your
 class.
 The One He Meant I like the place and people too, The cutest blonde I ever knew Is here. and helping me to find That Out of sight is out of mind. '
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

2 SUBSCRIPTION RATES $500 a Year.
 s2.00 Three Months. t 75e. 8 Month.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

A statesman Is a politician who has learned to say "Ahem,"
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27

Correct this sentence "He got rich and famous" said the man, "and all of his old friends kept on loving him"
 Protected by Associated Editors,
 Incl
New Britain herald., 1925-07-27
To His Boss The Card He Sent

The Card He Sent Enjoying my vacation here! Am sure my work throughout the
 year Because Of this much-needed rest, Will show more pep" and hold
 more zest,
 The Card He Meant Enjoying my vacation here, Doing what you do all the year, Nothing, and I've discovered too I'm quite as good at it as you!
 Mrs NJ. A, Haley.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-10
CANNOT BROADCAST
 PROTECTED MUSIC
Judge Rules in Favor Of Copy.
 riShtd Selections

Cincinnati, April 1O.-The right of radio stations to broadcast copy lighted music was denied by the United Circuit court of appeals in & decision handed down yesterday. The decision reversed the United States district court at Cincinnati, which gave the American Automo- bile Accessories Co. otherwise known as the Crosley Radio corporation, the decision in a suit brought by the Jerome H. Remick company 10 enjoin station WLW from reproduc. ing a musical composition, "Dreamy Melody" A motion by defense law yers to dismiss the bill of compainI was sustained by United States Dis .trict Judge Smith Hickenlooper.
 The decision of the court of ap. peals quotes the copyright law Of March 1, 1909. and says that "whilc the fact that radio was not de- veloped at the time of copyright act was enacted may raise some ques- ton as to whether it was within the purview of statute, it is not by that fact alone excluded from the sta- ute. The statute may be applied to new facts not anticipated, but only if such fact comes within its i intent and meaning"
New Britain herald., 1925-04-10
THREE MILLION FIRE.
 LOSS IN NEWARK
Nail Factory Is Totally De-
 Stroyd by Flames

Newark, N. J., April 10.-Aided by a high wind and rolling clouds of dense black smoke that hindered fremen from accurately directing the water blanket, the plant of 1goe Brothers, wire nall manufacturers, was destroyed by fire last night with an estimated loss of sS,00o,000 in property and stock.
 The blaze, which leveled the sev- en buildings of the Igoe firm and the structure occupied by Holmes and Rice, machinists, immediately adjacent, started in the galvanizing room in the center building of the nail factory.
 Ten thousand people lined the sur rounding streets and were held in check by reserves from all precincts under the direction of Deputy Chief McRean.
 The blaze of undetermined origin, is the third since the Igoe firm erect ed the plant in April 1904. The first two were trivial.
 Thomas Igoe, one of the five brothers who control the company was among the first one the scene and rescued two pedigreed terriers that were kept in the main of fee.
 The Du Pont company, lacquer and chemical plant nearby, was in constant danger from flying sparks as was the dye products and chem ical plant.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-10
WINS BRIDE AND
 RESTAURANT TOO Nov Jersey Man, Butt of Joke, !. Gets Last Laugh

Metuchen, N. J.. April io.- Patrick Kreps, who on Wednesday staked his taxicab business against the restaurant of 6 friend that he would be married within SS hours despite his lack of women acquaint- anees, ts the richer by bride and q restaurant today. He was married at noon yesterday in the municipal building at St. George, Staten Island, and left for Trenton, N. J., last night for his honeymoon. His bride was Mss Agatha Hollis Of New Bruns- wick. N. J.
 Late yesterday William A. Eich- baum, the venturesome restaurant owner who had joked Kreps on his unmarried state once too often, ad- rnitted defeat and said that he would turn the place over to Kreps and his new wife. But he is not through with the affair yet, for he announced that he would soon open a restaur- ant across the street from his old place and 20 into competition with his successor.
 The bet between the two men was made Wednesday and was witnessed by 6 notary public. Kreps. who said he had no matrimonial pros poets in sight, immediately went to work and turned up with fiancee yesterday morning. How or where hs.met her. and what explanation he offered for the necessary quick work, he did not divulge.
 Miss Hollis, who gave her age a: 4i, was employed in the office of 6 hosiery shop.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-10

ing . force of Wahabi tribesmen in an attempt to wrest the city of Jed. dah, Arabia, from the troops of King All of the Hedjaz, in which, address ing himself to Moslems throughout the world he asserts that "Jeddah is encircled and will fall shortly" But Ibn Saoud says, pilgrims will be welcomed and their safety and com fort assured. He declares no diffi- culties will be encountered in pill
 grtmages and that the Hedjaz will
 be open, with the government pro-
 viding facilities for pilgrims.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-10
Treaty Is
 In for Ratification

Paris, April 10.-A bill calling for ratification of the extradition treaty signed between the republics of Gu ba and France at Havana in January was introduced in the chamber Of deputies today. It was referred to the foreign relations committee, which requested a report on the measure from the subcommittee on .civil and criminal legislation.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-10

The phrase, Saving the bacon" originated during the civil wars in England, when housewives took un- usual precautions to save their principal meat dish from soldiers on the march.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-10
Saoud Predicts Early
 Fall of City of Jeddah

Cairo, Egypt, April 1o.-The news paper at Mokattam, publishes an appeal by Ibn Saoud, who is lead
New Britain herald., 1925-04-10
Special Notice

Easter Whist and Dance given by Ladies' Nest of Owls, No. 1919, at Odd Fellows Hall. Monday Evening April 1S. 1925. Lynch's orchestra -advt,
New Britain herald., 1925-04-10

Burma is a paradise for big game hunters, more than 5000 wild anil mals being killed there last year.
Evening star., 1925-01-22
YOUR INCOME TAX.
Expert Advice Given by United
States InternaiRevenue Bureau
Based on Latest Changes
in Legislation.
ARTICLE NO. IL.

Salaries paid employees constitute
one of the largest Items Of business
expenses in the returns OF many
taxpayers. To be allowed, such de-
duction must conform closely to the
wording of the statute by which 1t is
defined as "a reasonable allowance for
salaries or other compensation for
personal services actually rendered"
The test of deductibility is whether
the amounts paid are reasonable, and
whether they are. in fact, purely for
personal services.
Amounts paid as compensation, but
not, in fact, as the purchase price OF
services, are not deductible. For eX-
ample, an ostensible salary paid by
corporation may be the distribution
of a dividend on stock. This may be
the procedure in the case of a cor
poration having few stockholders all
Of whom draw salaries. If in such a
case the salaries are in excess of those
ordinarily paid for similar services.
and the excessive payments correspond
or bear close relationship TO the stock
holdings of the officers or employees, II
would seem likely that such salaries are
not wholly for services rendered, but
that the excessive payments are
distribution of earnings upon stock and
subject TO treatment as dividend.
An ostensible salary may be in part
payment of property, for example
where a partnership sells out to a
corporation, the former partners
agreeing to remain in the service of
the corporation. In such case it may
be found that the salaries paid the
former partners are not merely for
services, but. in part, constitute pay
ment for the transfer of their bust
ness The amount of the excess
should be treated by the payer as
a capital expenditure, which Is not
deductible, and by the recipient as
part of the purchase price.
a person who claims deduction
for wages or salary paid himself
should report the amount as income,
lust as any other wages or salary re-
Evening star., 1925-01-22
GASOLINE STOCKS
PILE Up IN MONTH
Daily Crude Oil Output Shows
Weekly Gain-Prices
Unchanged.
Br the Assocla ated Pre- S.

By the Associated Press.
NEW YORK, January 22.-Gasoline
stocks Increased to the extent of
3S2,423 barrels during December, ac-
cording to reports received by the
American Petroleum Institute, cover
ing approximately 62 per cent of the
operating capacity of the United
States. The daily average gross crude
oil production of the United States in
creased 1860 barrels for the week
ended January II, totaling 2,o2S,66o
barrels.
Daily average imports OF petroleum
at principal ports for the week ended
January II We're 892,571 barrels, COM
pared with 250,000 for the previous
week. Daily average receipts OF Cali
fornia oil at Atlantic and gulf coast
ports for the week ended January II
were SOFIA barrels, compared with
129, ,2S6 for the previous week.
There were no changes reported in
crude oil prices for the major dis
tricts-Mid-Conti being quoted at
IS cents to s1.25 d barrel, according
to the gravity of the oil; Pennsylva-
MIA crude, Bradford district, $3.1o a
barrel, all other grades $500; gulf
coast crude oil, grade a." $3.50 bar
rel; grade "B," s1.25. and California
crude ranging from 81 to S1.40 bar
rel, according to the gravity OF the
oil.
Evening star., 1925-01-22
COTTON CONSUMPTION
SHOWS STEADY GAINS

Cotton spinning activity showed
continued improvement during De-
Cember, the Census Bureaus monthly
report today indicated.
Active spindle hours in December
fotaled 6,590.215 or an average
of 206 per spindle in place, compared
with 7,12S,959,034, or an average of
1913 In November last year and 7,139,-
S71,S47, or an average of 190 in De-
cember q year ago.
Evening star., 1925-01-22
HEAVY LISTINGS, MADE
ON STOCK EXCHANGE

BY the Associa ted Press.
NEW YORK, January 22.-New Sc
curities aggregating S2.759, ,931 900
were listed on the New York Stock
Exchange in 1924, according to a
Wall Street compilation, of which
$1.763, ,07S.000 comprised new bond Is
sues and the balance new stock is
sues. The years total compares with
s2,697, ,3l6,000 in 1928 and $4,11l, ,493.0
In 1922
Evening star., 1925-01-22
FORD ASSEMBLING PLANT
STARTS UP OPERATIONS
nIsnnich to The Star.

Special Dispatch to The Star
CHARLOTTE, n. c., January 22.-
Production has started at the new
Ford assembly plant here, the first
of six completely standardized plants
begun last year to care for distribu-
tion in the South. Plants at Memphis
and Jacksonville are ready for occu-
pancy, and others at Norfolk, Louis
vile and Dallas will be completed
soon. The local plant has a capacity
Of 800 cars a day and requires 1900
employees.
Evening star., 1925-01-22
BANK STOCK ADVANCES.

NEW YORK, January 22.-Bids for
stock of the First National Bank.
headed by George F. Baker, yester-
day increased S125 to $2525 a share.
gIving rise to rumors that the bank
planned a melon" in form of a
stock dividend or a merger with the
National Bank of Commerce, both OF
which lacked confirmation. The QUO
tation last June was S1,470 a share.
Evening star., 1925-01-22
$17,00O,O0O PRODUCE
MARKET COMMENCED

Special Dispatch TO The Star.
CHICAGO, January 22.-WorE has
been started on the new $17,000,O00
produce market, which will house the
commission merchants who were
forced to leave Water street when
that thoroughfare was taken over to
form a double-decked boulevard. The
new market is expected to be COM
pleted by July /, when 166 new stores
will be taken over by the commission
merchants.
Evening star., 1925-01-22
LEAD OUTPUT IN 1924.

NEW YORK, January 22.-The
worlds output of lead in 1924. based
on reports Of 1.141,718 tons by COM
panies that produced So per cent of
the total in 1928, is indicated at
about 100000 tons, compared with
1.297,247 the year before. These fig
ures contained virtually the complete
output for Spain and Tunis, which
previously had been estimated.
Evening star., 1925-01-22

ceived. Salaries or wages paid by
a parent to a minor child, who has
not been ncipated-allowed con-
troll of hts earnings-whether in con-
slderation OF services or otherwise.
are not allowable deductions.
The next article in this series will
appear in tOmorroW's Star.
Evening star., 1925-01-22
APRIL DIVIDEND VOTED.

NEW YORK, January 22.--Directors
of the Republic Iron and Steel Co.
have declared the regular quarterly
dividend of 1s4 per cent on the pre-
ferred stock, payable April to hold
ers of record March 9. The action
was taken ahead of time because of
the anticipated absence of several
directors during February and March,
Evening star., 1925-01-22
TWO DIVIDENDS DECLARED,

NEW YORK, January 22.-An extra
dividend of 81 a share has been de-
clared by the Alaska Packers Asso-
ciation in addition to the regular
quarterly disbursement of the same
amount, both payable February 10 to
holders of record January 81.
Evening star., 1925-01-22

PITTSBURGH, January 22.-Several
Pittsburgh district glass factories
have sold out their entire production
for 1925 in certain lines.
Evening star., 1925-01-22

JOPLIN. January 22-Production
of lead and zinc ore has increased in
the tri-state field, through addition
of night shifts and aided by better
weather. Shipments are heavy.
Evening star., 1925-01-22

ATLANTA, January 22.-The Cudahy
Packing Co. has purchased a site here
for the erection of a 100000 branch
establishment, which will handle dis
tribution of meat products through
out the Southeast.
Evening star., 1925-01-22
COMMODITY NEWS
WIRED STAR FROM
ENTIRE COUNTRY

DETROIT. January 22.-The Chew
rolet factory will turn out it's two
millionth car early in July, according
to present production schedules
Chevrolet will be the second company
to mass this mark. The concern was
organized in November. 1911.
Evening star., 1925-01-22
Underfhings al 88c

Less than half price Extra Size Gowns.
also Chemise and Step-in Drawers
Gowns, sizes 10 TO 20 Chemise, sizes
46 to %. Very unusual values.
Evening star., 1925-01-22

Brassieres, Csc
40 Brassieres. OF satin striped material
Sizes 80 to Al. Reduced for clear-away
tomorrow.
Necklaces, 10c
65 Strings of Colored Wood Bead Neck
laces at this much reduced price to
morrow.
Handbags, Now $1.25
Were sl.95. 35 SILK and Leather Hand
bags. in smart shapes and sizes at this
price, Friday only.
Candlesticks, 85c
Were 81. 10 Polychrome Candlesticks,
reduced finally tomorrow.
Table Lamps, 81 and $1.50
Wrought Iron Table Lamps. without
shades, 81; with shades, $3.50 Were
$3.50 and So.
Flannelette Pajamas, 81
Were s1.5o. 80 pairs Flannelette Pa
jamas; slightly soiled from display. Sizes
A and B.
C-B Corsets, ST
IA Low Bust C-B Corsets, in sizes %.
2s. IS, %, 80. 81 and 80. Slightly
soiIed. Greatly reduced.
Crepe Pajamas, 81
Were s195. II pairs Crepe Pajamas.
in orchid and flesh. Wee and round
necks. 2-piece style.
Evening star., 1925-01-22
Large Size Sheets, $1.28

Were s1.4s to s16S ~ Wear
well Sheets, In single, three
quarter and double-bed sizes.
Soiled from dispIav
Evening star., 1925-01-22
Satin Pillows. S1.95

Were s2.s5. "a Velour, Tap
estry and Satin Pillows, in
square, round and oval shapes.
Blue, rose and black combina-
tiOns
Evening star., 1925-01-22

SAN FRANCISCO, January 22-Some
bakers here are running short OF flour.
and contemplate an advance or 2
cents a loaf In consequence. A part
of them started the move with a
1-cent advance last month, 1t is likely
that those which have large -four
supplies will maintain present levels
for q time at least
Evening star., 1925-01-22
Sweaters, 81; Were s1.95


tions of whi white with gray
Evening star., 1925-01-22
Sports Felt Hats. 35c
Flannel Scarfs, 7Sc
Felt-Base Floor Covering, SIC So. Yd

TeIt-DdSe TIOOr covering, JIG %. 10.
tile Most popular colors Perfect Suitable
bat n
doublecotton tan
15x26-inch Friday
designs
Evening star., 1925-01-22

Boys Blouses, CSC
Were sSc. so Blouses of woven madras,
ful cut, finely made. Neat stripes.
Soiled from display. Sizes IL to 16
years.
Boys Sweaters, $2.25
Were more. Pull-over Sweaters, in
navy, brown and contrasting colors.
Sizes 80. 81 and "a.
Mems Flannel Shirts, 75c
Lregulars of $3.50 grade. 20 Mems
Flannel Shirts, in check and stripe ef-
fects. Sizes II 10 16.
Silk and Wool Ties, soc
100 Sample silk and Wool Ties, in checks
and stripes. ALI samples of higher
priced lines.
WooLMixed Socks, 45c
Irregulars of 75c grade. 100 pairs
Wool mixed Socks, in heather mixtures.
Cotton and worsted. Sizes 101a to 11i2.
Evening star., 1925-01-22

NEEDHAM, Mass, January 22.-The
Carters Knit Underwear plant here
Is now operating at 60 per cent of
capacity.
Evening star., 1925-01-22

visit to the Phillip Levy Exchange Department
in basement at 735 7th ST. NV will convince
you that the lowest prices for good furniture only
slightly used here. This tremendous sale includes
complete suites well odd pieces and brand-new
floor samples, well furniture taken by in trade
Everything in good condition. Come early-these
bargains will not last until noon.
Terms as Lou as SI.OO Week