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The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28

There is a movement in Belgium to
ask every workman Ito work half
hour extra each week, his employer
to pay overtime for the work, but the
money 20 go to the state to pay back
loan for the stabilization of the
Belgian franc.
Doubtless it will not be done. Peo-
pie like to have the actual check for
the taxes signed by somebody else,
even if the real payment comes
back. to them But the only differ
cnce between this proposal and most
systems is that this time the work
crs would know that they were pay
ing the tax, By their own unpaid
labor.
Actually, that is the way most
taxes, and especially these taxes for
the rehabilitation Of Europe. are
paid. The workman works harder
or longer, and lives worse, and out OF
, the product Of labor for which he is
actually not paid che debts are met
Modern womcn's dress may or may
| not be good for the morals Of the
race. But it certainly is good foi
! the health. Since the undrcss fash.
ions began, certain diseases have
completely disappeared. Chloross
for instance, which used to make 50
many girls pale and uninteresting,'
is no more. With it have disappear.
ed several other forms of anemia.
Ricketts, is practically an impossi.
| bility, to the modern-costumed girl
| If there are any survivors precludeC
by bow legs from following tht
| styles, they acquired their disability
| before these styles were invented
! Colds are fewer, and fewer of these
| develop into tuberculosis. So much
to the credit Of the undress.
| Even bobbed hair shares the glory
A London barber is quoted as dis
covering that bobbed-haired womer
are less "cantankerous," have fewer
nervous headaches and better disposi
tions than their long-haired sisters
II is not unlikely.
Nothing short Of an angel coult
stand mfrazzled the contraption:
women used to pile on their heads
And, now that they have found out
what it is to be comfortable, is il
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28
BE Yourself. Marcel

1t Is no new wonder TO the world that NJarcoi
fachin, communist in the French Chamber Of Den
ntIes, should stand up and call the United States
a pig. The United States has been called ns no.
lore thls and by better Frenchmen than Marcel too
ouEesl thing you ever said, Marce.. You cant
make SILK purse out of our ears Reeling dawn
al through the ages go the facts of our pigdom
iisS IS pigs, of course. Marcel Mavbe you'va
only SAID the half Of it. We owe a little matter y,
S-''ooo'oOooOo ourselves. We spent 50 0Oo ooo ooo
VI liat 10 teach old Germany some new trcrs
Ahoie" Mellon is the biggest pig we have in the
palior Just now He rules the rest of us MOS v,o
owe part OF that twenty billion. Mr. Mellon ;s
wiring pig song for us to sing until 1914 II wa
nave learned that song by that time we vii, bave
saved a dozen tidy billions in interest.
Melons piggshness is based on tho nr;,o,u, ~
one shonld get the most one can out of anv swinib
s'uatlon. Wed lend you Mr. Mellon. but M,rco,
you had big pig, too, Louis Loucheur and ,,o,
CHASED hYn out of the yards. Well keen Aodrow ~
home. W """'e" az
"o get your history book, Marcel. am, ,ool IN ,bo
name OF Thomas Paine Didn't bo nav uo,,u 49,.
iS vis'o once, and didn't he make an awfu, nir -,
himself? " ""i"' pug Oh
have you met Black Jack pers,,inp M.roo,. r..
anu rev young men associated with him IN r,;,:.
lary way just paid France little visit rooor.r.
rigs! Well, they wailowed all over tho n,.aa .,.
them if they didn't .' 4S"
~. oe'' you nave mud complex Go road tho
sa1e OF Lafayette and be yourself.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28
How 1t Works

A new law gives Mussoln power to suspend
any Journalist in Italy whose moral qualifications
in his opinion, not sufficient to enable him to
hold his job.
In other words, any editor or reporter who
writes one line that offends Mussolini gets the gate
Those who, few years ago, advocated passage
Of Oklahoma's proposed law setting up licensing
board for all newspaper in that state, will now
have an opportunity to see just what beautiful in
strument Of oppression that law would have been if
passed
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28
BY DIR. HUGH S CUNNING
Surgeon General, l.. s Public Health
| Service

Service
Hygiene has been defined rs 'hee
science through the application OF
which public and personal health
may be secured. A study OF persona'
hygiene is important because this
subject teaches Us how properly "a
care for the body in order to pre-
serve health and prevent disease.
In addition 10 the health safe
guard which puLlc health uthori,
ties are drawing about the people 81
today, every member Of society owes
it 10 himself and to the community
of which he is 4 part to contribute
to this program Of health prom"tIoI
by taking due care to develop surh
habits as conduce to a healthy eX'
istence and to sanitary community
conditions.
1t is the duty Of every individual
to maintain habits Of personal clean
liness, to regulate his diet. TO protect
his body by suitable clothing, to tak'
sufficient exercise in the open al
and to keep his body in perfect work
ing order.
Rest Is Essential
II is also his privilege and duty Il
devote 4 sufficient part Of his =
hours to needfuI rest Of both mint
and body in 4 place properly ven
tilated and to keep his immediate
surroundings in as cleanly STATE
as he keeps his person. These, il
brief, are the essential requisites o
personal hygiene.
Personal cleanliness is accom-
plished by frequent bathing. Bath
ing not only removes dust and in
fectious material. it also promote
the normal functions Of the skin.
should never be forgotten that thes'
normal functions Of the skin include
the elimination of waste materia
from the body and the protection
of the more delicate structures O
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28

A bachelor is man who is afraid
" being seen before he has had
|reakfast.
The old poets stood in the gutter
ind looked at the stars. Modern
mes stand on the stars and look into
he gutter.
Pay attention to business if you
want it TO pay attention to you.
Most Of US are getting along much
'ettcr than could be expected.
Keep your mouth closed and it
wont be open to criticism.
People who live in rented houses
should not throw away their money
IN autos.
Two can't live cheaper than one
tut they can get madder than one.
BETTER to have worked and lost
han never to have worked at all.
A good mixer has lot of friends
When he has anything to mix.
1t isn't who you think is ignorant
20 much as it is who thinks you are
gn0rant.
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.)
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28

New York, Dec. 2S.--Thc bushes
of shaving seconds has been perfect
ed to an amusing degree by the bus
business man" of New York.
In n building at GO broadway, i
the heart Of the Wall Street bel
many Of the offices are euippeId wit
red and white signal lamps. Watch
ing the lights. blink off and on | in
quired what they were for.
"Oh. they are connected with tn
elevator lights" was informed
"By watching them we can tell whe
the elevator is passing up and dow
on this floor, and thus We can cate
it without having to wait"
This same man, who grabs eli
vatOrs as commuters make train
took me To lunch ut one Of thOs
places in the financial district whel
a bar runs rs merrily as thoug
Volstead had never appeared upo
the map. And hearing that Sa
Francisco had been pne of my hOm
ports he launched into Il tale of no,
in the 1906 fire, his father had take
him and. the family to an ark in tn
| duck lagoons Of Green Rrae, etc
etc, until the clock chimed four. .
This rush. stuff has more than 4
little pose to it.
But all Wall Street isn't big buys
| ness. +r II
Passing the Standard Oil buildiR,
which houses firms of untold wealtl
noticed q sandwich man parkd
just outside the revolving doors an
the sign he carried read: "GreG
Chris: mas Bargain-Shirts 80 Cents
Which reminded me that there al
more $50 clerks than there are mil
!, lionaires. A
This happens to be the season whe
these clerks, messengers and offic
attaches receive their annual bonu,
Since business has been unusuall
good the bonuses this year have bee
fat. These bonuses frequently equt
the amount Of salary received.
So the market, which sooner Q
later gets a section of the income Q
| anyone who tolls within ten block
of the street, is getting an unusus
amount of small margin play jus
now.
In one office two messengers plunl
ed their 500 bonuses and wise pot
| manipulation ran it into 5000. On
of the boys, nervous lad, awakene
the other day to find three-poir
! drop recorded. He came into the ol
flee shaking nervously and begin
! to be "sold out"
81 haven't been-n-n able to sleel
My NIL mother says l don't eat an
I've lost four p-p-p-pounds already
he stammered. The other kid hun
on. When l catered the office h
was on the phone, much agitate
over a new drop and the prospect {
having to coyer his margin. H
cant be day over II.
They all get the "bug"-l7 or 20
GILBERT SWAN.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28
ADVENTURES
Of the TWINS
.% OLIVE pOBHRTs RAIaTot'

The Twins helped Santa Claus and
the Toy Maker to stuff all the toys
into Santa's big toy bag.
1t was surprising just how much
that big bag did hold! No matter
how much they put in, there always
seemed to be room for more.
Drums. horns, dolls, Jack-in-the-
boxes, blocks, games, skates, lambs,
wagons, cars, engines, and even s!cds
and tricycles.
"Ho, no, no" chucklcd Santa
Claus. "This is going to be the best
Christmas ever! The very best! !
knew there was no use in worrying.
There never is. Worrying is all
foolishness. Here am, all over my
cold, and everything! Not thing to
worry about"
At that minute, the Toy Maker
came along and remarked, "Say, Mis-
ter Claus, ] can't find the candy
canes for the Christmas trees any
where. I've looked and looked, and
either I'm blind or they are not here.
, Nary a candy-cane can l see."
81 told the Candy Man to have the
North Pole not minute later than
twelve o'clock today. told him not
to seud them before that because
they are so easily broken, and
always pack them last anyway. Are
you perfectly sure there aren't here?'
"Perfectly sure!' said the Toy
| Maker positively.
"Did you ask Mrs. Claus if they
we're in the kitchen?" asked Santa
| Claus anXiously.
"Ycs. sir said the Toy Maker
'They aren't there, and they are not
! in the toy shop, or anywhere"
! "Well, WE'LL" said Santa Claus
"Just when think all our troules arc
over. they seem TO begin again. But
it will all come out again all right
(. Don't worry"
Then he turned to the Twins
"Will you please get Inch o Pie tt
come herc?" he said.
"rm here already" said that lit
tie elf jumping down from the win
dow sill where he had been sitting
81 came to tell you something, Mis-
ter Claus. saw that big box o.
candy-canes sitting on your from
porch not an hour ago. If They're
not there now they have been stole,
and ! know who did it,"
"WhO?" cried Santa Claus and tn.
Toy Maker and Nancy and Nick ant
Mrs. Claus and everybody.
81 was riding through the air OF
my geese" said Inch O. Pie, "whei
suddenly i noticed something stick
ing out from behind one Of tn
Christmas trees. Then notice
some other things sticking out from
behind the other Christmas trees. s.
] looked very, very closely. And !
you please, sir. they were noses
Long noses! And the long noses be
longed to those bad little goblins WIN
are always pestering you for candy
There was Crookabone and Jiga
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28
conceivable that women ever vii
submit to the old torturcs again?

Meantime, comes a woman philoso.
pher, with an original explanation of
the Age Of Nudity. The more you
bar womankind, she says, from the
feminine appeal, the more they are
driven back to The female appeal
Women do the same things, and have
the same ways and looks as men.
They know rs much; engage in the
same businesses; during the war did
the same bricklaying and blowing;
cut their hair the same way; smoke
the same cigarets and drink the
same cocktails; swear at least a part
Of the same oaths, and insist on the
same social, legal and political
rights. The feminine distinctions
are gone.
But you cannot obliterate sen
merely by equalizing away it's more
delicate alurements. You merely
substitute its cruder ones. So. the
feminine appeal being gone, only the
female one remains-and this they
are making by constantly increas ins
nudity. All of which is respectfully
submitted, on feminine authority. No
mere male would have had the cour.
age to venture anything so frank. 4
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28
HYGIENE IDEBT ALL
MEN(WE T. ....
e body from destructive agents

'e body from destructive agents
The entire surface of the body
,ould be carefully cleaned with
arm water and soap at least twice
week. The face. hands and feet
|ould receive daily attention, in
Jet - daily bath for the entire Douy
recommended. The teeth should
cleaned at least night and morn
lg and preferably after each meal,
scause infected gums. teeth and
lnsils may poison the whole body.
Keep Nose and Throat Clean
THE nose, throat and ears should
kept clean that they may not be
lrborinc places for harmful bac-
ria. We know that secretions Of
f. nose and throat often contain
p germs Of communicable diseases.
Everyone is husily and carelessly
gagged in the distribution Of saliva
ID by the end of the day this secre-
IN is freely scattered about on the
Iors. window siIls and furniture.
+ child's playthings, the straps by
+ rails. the counters. the desks of
bps. in public places, and indeed
prything that the hands touch. A
tsh supply is furnished each day
the moistening Of the fingers with
)iva.
lrhe mouth itself is put to any
lmber Of improper uses which may
Fult in the spread of infection. Did
b ever stop to consider how many
n how various are the articles that
+ held in the mouth? Pins, strings,
bells. paper money, gar tokens,
u so On. The lips are used TO
kisten a pencil, to point the thread
+ the needle. The tongue is used
moisteh postage stamps and to
bl envelopes.
children, Of course, cannot be ex-
fted to understand the principles $
4 personal hygiene. but they must
taught proper health habits.
lealth education should begin with
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28
LETTER FROM SYDNEY CARTON
TO JOHN ALDEN PRESCOTT
--CO\TINUED

"Sydney," said Paula, tha: day
when we were together in the chill
dren's room, II have been given
much more than | deserve. When !
think OF the other women in this
world who gave as gave and who,
because Of that giving, were put out
OF the worlds respect as refuse. |
feel as though it was some mistake
on the part Of fate to have punished
me so kindly. | think, sgd, it's all
because of Leslie that fate has, not
punished me as have deserved.
"Almost any other woman, Sgd
ncy, even if she had unwittingly
adopted my boy, not knowing =. his
parcntagc, would, when she found
out that was his mother and Jack
his father, have made it Impossible
for him to remain in her household
and | am well aware that John Alden
Prcsc OFT, Junior, will mean much
more to himself and the world than
any child Of mine who Of necessity
would have to he namclcaS.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28

bump, and Snip Scissors, and TIVE elk
anose, and Comet Legs and ali o.
them
"Why didn't yon tell III" hcro"r"
asked Santa Claus in surp,.,>.
81 came as soon rs | could" said
Inch O Pie. "but | was doing an
errand for Mrs. Claus. ! was going
- the store for some citron and Gin,
namon to put in her plum pudding
Every we'll, Inch o Pie, it isn''
yHur fault" said Santa Claus kindly
"3ut ] never will be able to face the
cnildren again, if don't have candy
canes for them on Christmas. W.
shall have to get them back ~ sOor
as we possibly cam
(TO BE COntinued)
Copyright, 1925, 'NEA Service, Inc.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28
MAY NEVER CONE BACK.
SYDNEY WRITES TO JOHN

And, this brings me, old chap, to
something | wanted to say TO you all
the time | was with you, but you
and | have been so long and so close
ly allied in friendship that, some
way, | could ont do it.
have joined the Man.el cxpedi-
tion into Africa, in. search of pig
mics. We expect to be gone at leaS,
three years and possibly some of Il:
will never come back. If ! shoul,
return, have decided to live abroad
and write some books on scientific
subjects, something you know | hav,
been intending to do ever since | left
college, as soon as had accunlu
lated enough money to be indepcn
dent. have done this now through
4 series Of fortunate investments AN,
] am off within the next few days.
| lCopyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.
l.tt
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28
T0night's Radio
Eastern Time

WEAF (402) 6-Dinner music. T.
Marjorie Lambkin, entertainer. 7:l5
Hans Barth, pianist: 7:30-'sThe
LULLABY Lady" 8-"Hohner Har-
mony Hour" To WEEI (476). WAR
| (3O5.9), WOO G08.2) WWJ (362.D
WCAP (469),> WGR (3l0. 8:30--
"Pop, Concert" To WOO (5O8.2)
! 9--Music by the A. and r. Gypsies.
To WEI (476), WCAP (48O, WV
| (352.7). WAR (3O5.0), WOO (5OS.2),
WSAI (325.9).. l0-Grand onera
"Ernani." To WOO (508.2) WAR
(3O5.9) WCAP (469), WTAG (26S)!
WCAE (46l.3). 11-12-Ben Bernie and
'swcAE e4si.s) s:ao-Dinner con.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28
LESLIE ONLY MOTHER

has made Jack forget all about my
relations to little Jack. He only
thinks Of her as the beautiful mother
Of his two boys.
"Ir the good God Will only allow
INC To give to little Jack some Of the
superfluous money that is piling up
from my huge income, | think | will
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28
| THOUGHT

A merry heart maketh . cheerful
Ountenance.-PrOv. 1913.
If good people would but make
heir goodness agreeable, and smile
hstead of frowning in their virtue,
pw many would they win to the
pod cause!-Archbishop Usher.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-12-28

NEXT: The letter continued.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1925-07-01

on the advantages Of club work and
also a summary Of last years work
of the club. Kenneth jones spoke on
judging hogs, Lester Jones on miner
ais in a ration, Willie Walton on es-
sentials of a good ration for sow and
litter, and each member reported on
his SOW and litter. The lamb club Of
Leverich was represented 100 per
cent and each member gave IN ex-
cellent account Of his lamb, its care
and progress. The 100 per cent Cloth
ing club put on a one act play that
was very instructive as well as enter
tanning with recitation and song.
About 125 rural boys and girls and
their parents were present.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1925-07-01

In 1923 China exported more than
81, 754,OOO dozen eggs, either in the
shell or preserved in some form. Of
this total 24,OOO,OOO pounds (pre-
served) representing about 100000
dozen in the shell, went to the United
States.
The United States exports only
about 80, 700, goo dozen eggs, and i'm
ports from 100000 to 100000
dozen, in preserved form. These large
im%pOrtations tend to depress the price
of American eggs in the American
market; so a Republican congress
placed an import duty of 8 cents per
dozen on eggs in the shell, and 6 cents
per pound on preserved eggs. The
tariff of 1928 admitted eggs in the
shell per pound or 10 per cent ad
valoTem.
The farmers who produce eggs are
entitled to protection against Chinese
eggs, in the shell as well as pre-
served.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1925-07-01
CREAM FOR CATARRH
OPENS UP N0STRlLS
Tells How To Get Quick Relief
from Head Colds. It's Splendid!

In one minute your clOgged n~ostrils
viii open, the air passages Of your head
will clear and you can breathe freely.
No more hawking, snufling, blowing,
headache, lryness. No struggling for
breath at night; your cold or catarrh
will be gone.
Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist now. Apply
a little Of this fragrant, antiseptic,
healing cream in your nostrils. Il PEN
etrates through every air passage of the
head, soothes the inflamed or swollen
mucous membrane and relief comes in.
stantly.
It's Just fine. Don't stay stufed-up
with a cold or nasty eatarrh-Reliei
comes so quickly.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1925-07-01
WHEAT CROP 100000
BETTER THAN LAST YEAR

Helena.-Despite the June / fore
cast Of a smaller wheat crop than
was apparent at this time last year,
the Montana farmer appears to be
$1O,0OO,OOO better off than he was
on the first of June, 1924.
The June report of the cooperative
crop reporting service forecast Mon
tana's 1925 wheat crop at 41,552,OOO
bushels.
A year ago the forecast for the
1924 crop was 48,852,O 900 bushels.
However, last years farm price on
June 1 was but 95 cents while this
year it was $1.35, reports to Jay G.
Diamond, statistican, show.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1925-07-01

"Feacherage," where we spent the
night"
Panic at Three Forks.
A panic ens1ed at Three Forks
when it was reported that the Madi-
son dam, near Ennis, had gone out,
many of the people fleeing to the
hills surrounding the town and re-
naming there all night.
At Willow Greek the schoolhouse
was badly damaged, chimneys were
demolished and windows broken and
walls cracked by the earthquake.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1925-07-01
A BIG INDUSTRY.

Few people who keep hens or eat
eggs realize what a big thing the egg
industry is. The United States pro-
duces about 2,OOO,OOO,OOO dozen eggs
annually; but China, the largest pro-
Queer in the world, produces more
than 5000, 5000 dozen. Before the
war Russia was the largest egg-prO-
ducing country in the world. Russia
has dropped below China and the
United States.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1925-07-01

The sugar Of the Douglas FIR has q
decided value. from the scientific and
chemical point OF view, It's present
price being about $40 per pound. But
to most people the chief interest Of Its
discovery lies in the fact that nature
has somehow cOntrived to withhold the
secret Of the sugar trees" from mans
prying eyes for Sc long.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1925-07-01
MANY BRICK BUILDINGS
WRECKED WHEN EARTH
QUAKE SHAKE GALLATIN

(Continued from page One)
with automobiles all day and we'll in
to the night.
No Casualties.
While there were some narrow es-
capes, no n was killed in either Of
the three towns. Mrs. Ernest Gray
of Three Forks slipped on the stairs
at her home while she was getting
out of the house during n of the
tremOrs and broke her leg. She was
taken to the hospital.
Trident Unhurt.
But little damage was done at Tri-
dent. The cement plant there ap-
parently escaped unframed, although
chimneys were toppled over or twist
ed and plastering was cracked all
over the town.
N. A. Smith, agent for the North
ern Pacific, said Sunday: "The shocks
here were such as would be expert
enced from a heavy blast in the'quarry
although of course more severe. Anc
they were accompanied by a similar
noise.
when the p%lastering on our house
began to crack and the chimney fel
down Mrs. Smith and I beat it to tn
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1925-07-01

Thus, where last years crop esti-
mate was held to represent a value
of SAC, 400 900 on the farm, this years
smaller forecast, because of the
greater price, represents, at this time,
a value of $50, 342, 900.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1925-07-01
CLUE PROGRAM AT REA SCHOOL

Wednesday evening, June "A, the
several boys and girls clubs in the
county put on a demonstration of
work carried on by the clubs. The
Curly Tail Pig club Of Valley Center
put on a demonstration meeting dur
ing which Delmer Moore gave a talk
Evening star., 1925-03-29

We will furnish
your home completely,
or a single room. 1t
lDiu be to your dd-
uantage to inspect our
stocks of fine furni-
ture, get o ur 10 u
prices and easy terms,
before making your
purchase.