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New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
Cross Word Limericks


 
 Discretion A ID girl who spoke with a Met a --(2) who said unto her Take a ride in my --(S) "Youre all --(D as you are;" But the --(0 grille said, "As you werrrre!"
  1. Some prefer rye to this. g. Enough of these make an army B. Some people call a fiiver this 4 The side where the sheep will be on Judgment Day. 5. The ability to use knowledge makes you this way
 -Muriel Mock. .
 
 Here Come the Ladies! Iris said that the ID Charies Dickens Liked Easter time - here the plot -: CD His -(3) was clear. That's the ID of the year We get a brand-new --(5) Of chickens! 1. One who writes for a living, anything except checks. ?. What flour does to soup. 3. What you lose when you fall in love. 1. What men do who are sent 10 the pen. 5. What makes or breaks a farmer.
 Esther Price. (Copyright, 1925. Reproduction
 Forbiddenl
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

We have often wondered wu, chartographers insist with marked unanimity in delineating the gam
 countries in the same hues in tl;'
 geography books used in schools. il
 aliases and in encyclopedias. Irt instance, England and British DO.
 sessions are always coiored in re- now, British soldiers were former 1 known as "redcoats'' and uadoub: edly much good req blood has bee shed in the conquest Of the "greai
 est empire that has been," but V still cant see the sense of it: 2 least, Ireland should be in greer France IS ever in blue, and cer tainly the economic conditions anu heavy taxation there have put thai country in just that state Of mind
 Germany, new at republication, iS
 properly shown in green, but olive would be more appropriate than the usual orange for Italy, especial
 ly judging from the native diet. Brown is well chosen for Spain, as the Moroccans seem 10 have done the descendants of the old grandecs up brown. But where do they get yellow for the United States? (Stop press we have just received a communication 10 the effect that il is not yellow after all, but gold, this color having been adopted by mapmakers upon receipt of heavy bribes from certain New York bankers).
 Geographers are dumb in othyr respects. Look at a map on Merca- tors projection. We were taught in high school that a point has no di- mensions, but on these maps tho North Pole stretches all the way across the top. Perhaps it is lying on its side.
 But the worst mistake Of all iA the names of the cities. For in- stance, beside circle which covers the lower half of New York state, We find the letters NEW YORK" reaching from the Hudson river way out past the end of Long Is- land. Putting these on maps is ob- viously a mistake, for we once spent several hours securing the outskirts of New York city and couldn't find even the ''E." e.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
Member of the Associated Press.

The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to tho uso for republication Of all news credited to tt or not otherwise credited In thls paper and also local news published herein.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
From the Plymouth, Mass. "TowI Cryer" of 1921:
 Editorial

We have no quarelle with God fearing citizens who reade the Bibl on Sundays, for that is only right and proper. but we do find mucI fault with the newe lave paffed by ye Generale Affembly. This allovT people, not only to reade the Goode Booke on the Sabbath, but also to look at the pictures. Many of thesc pictures show happie scenes Of an gelles and heroes and the visua contemplation thereof can only giv, pleasure, which. on the Sabbath. sin.
 If the affemblie does not ftop '!.,. practice of tearing downe the wall of righteous gloome furrounilng the Sabbath, it wille be onlie short while before 1t allows such shocking sacrileges as walking in the woode. fcafting the eyes on d" mure maidens, or, Heaven forbi' even laughing.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
That Was That

It was in the rest room. "Girlie." he said, q wish were your husband" If you were I wouldn't be sitting out this dance with you"
 w. s. Adkins.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

If you are wrong and know you are wrong and everybody knows you are wrong, there is no salva- ton except in dignity, Copyright, 1925, Associated Edi-
 tors, Inc.)
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
Member Audit Bureau of Circulation.

The A. R. C. is a national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tiseys with strictly honest analysis of Circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit. This insures protection against fraud In newspaper distribution figures to both national and local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
WSHS. funl1A!!:ob lA Z:
 N N
MxSoNM MxHAn ytuuL

Of all the wondrous things that
 man Has showered on him, in Gods
 plan, The greatest blessing on this earth Is honest, clean and wholesome mirth.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

If there is virtue in propaganda, why doesn't government teach us in some subtle way to pay taxes with enthusiasm
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

Correct this sentence: Don't spend so much on me-" said she; your wife and kids need it."
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

This is frank age, but there is only one book on the market ao tually named Bunk"
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
Heads Up.

HeauS up. Some time when you're feeling blue, Sort of tired, lonely, too, Here's scheme to raise your spirits That I recommend to you. Start the photograph and play One of Sousa's marches. Say. Fer he's half way through the mu-
 sic You'll be feeling bright and gay. To a march there is a swing That makes dropping spirits sing; As its melody enthralls you All your troubles lose their sting. Next time you're in troubles zone, March out. with your head high
 flown! But don't march to wedding
 marches; They're good things to leave alone!
 -Rosetta Duncan.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

Az country is safe while one can be a good citizen without attract ing attention.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

To Make Sure
 First burglar: T guess we have got everything, We haven't over looked anything, have we. Mike ?" Second burglar: q don't think so, but we'll get newspaper in the morning and see."
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

The only profitable advertising medium
 in the City Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

The only man who yearns for a younger wife is one who doesn't realize how darned old he looks.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

The pleasant part of buying a vase at a ten-cent store Is that the clerk doesn't call 1t "vaws."
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
Barnyard Bits

Barnyard Bits
  Old Tom Old Tom, the mason, scattered crowd or clucking chickens with iordl. tread, But Tom would have never felt 5, proud Had he understood what thos' chickens said. There goes old Tom," said ( bright-eyed hen, With his old bent beak, and hi, old bent legs! I have to laugh when I think tha' Like him lay bricks, while we la, eggs!"
 -Frieda Mclaughlin.
 II
 The Black Sheep I am black, I know I am; Whoopee! What care I? I'm a gay. rambunctious ram, Peppery and spry. With black sheep, 1t Is true, Misdeeds are connected, Therefore, anything I do Is to be expected!
 -Silas Brockhorn.<
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

If the flood was spring freshet, the two fishworms must have tempted old Noah greatly.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

The Herald Is on sale daily in New York at Hotalng's New Stand. Times Square; schultz's News Stand. Entrance Grand Central. 4.nd street.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

It must be nice to be so rich that you're not ashamed to ask the clerk for something cheaper.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
SOneMllat--

Mrs. Cooper: AS soon as begin to play the piano my husband puts on his hat and goes out" Mrs. Craig: Do you think, my dear, that's the reason why he gave you the piano?"
 II II Sha nlrn
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

Little experiments make matri- mony more interesting. For ex- ample; try being polite.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
A Pointed Question

May: What does your husband say when you ask him for pin- money?"
 Margaret: stuck again.
 Mrs. F. G. Bullock.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

One way 10 reduce paunch is to hold an aisle seat and let other movie patrons bump 1t.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

Hard work never kills anybody; but if that remark Is made too often by loafers, hard workers may.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
Different

Mrs. Dennis: You surely don't object to our daughter going to Europe for the sake of her music. It's just the finishing touch," Dennis; Tut, tut. woman. What object to is getting the finishing touch myself"
 e. F. Reuthor.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

China, with it's 40p millions oi people. has only :SS electric light plants.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
rhc ElItor.s Gossin shop

We have made arrangements with the post office to put on an extra force of clerks to handle the great flood of contributions coming to us over the weekend.
 There will be enough stampe for everybody we've seen to that. Let's see the old pepper working over Sunday. We'll bet you can't beat last Sundays record. You say you can? You're on!
 If you do we'll hold a public reception, and declare 4 national holiday.
 What do you say?
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

It must be fine to be so impor- tant that you're not ashamed to order ham and eggs.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
TELEPHONE CALLS
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Business office ,,... b:5 Editorial Rooms .... 9.6
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04
The Music Department
Educated

Educated Prof. Fugue; "When will 1t be convenient for your daughter to take her music lessons?" Palmer: Any time when I'm not home"
 Mrs. B. F. KeIcey.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

"Crowded conditions in a New Britain street car during the rush hours. The critical patron enters leisurely. Every seat is taken That is to say, approximately There is from three to four inches of space between most of those al ready sitting down. None Of the sitters makes ap attempt to move up more closely so as to provide a
New Britain herald., 1925-04-04

few more seats for the unfortunates who are destined to hang onto straps.
 The unfortunates look around and ruminate that there would be a few more seats if the sitters exercised a little sacrifice and pushed together closer. Business of looking at them in an endeavor to throw q mental hint. But hints don't work. Tn this town a. token entities a person to a seat with air around 1t, or 1t entities him to q strap. It does not buy close quarters, like fare in New York or Boston. It has never been done. We Nutmeggers don't patronize trolleys that way.
 Some day e foolish person is going to try to push some of the comfortable sitters closer together and then there is going to be riot.
 Easter is one of the oldest feasts in the history of the Christian church. The name Is derived from the Anglo-Saxon Eostre, a goddess of light or spring, whose festival was celebrated in April. It Is not called by the same name in other countries. In Greek, French. Italian and al- most all other languages 1t is taken from the Hebrew sesach, meaning passover, the First Christians consid- ering 1t a continuation of the feast of the Passover at which the symbol of Christ, the paschal lamb, was sac- rificed.
 In the East, the Christian first ob- served Easter on the 14th of Nisan, which corresponded to April, the day on which the Jewish Passover fell. Many churches, however, celebrated 1t on the Sunday following that day.
 In the year S25 A. D., the Council of Nice fixed Easter as Sundaq, the first one after the full moon wlfich appears on or next after March 21. By full moon' is meant the 14th day of the calendar moon.
 According to our World Book" if the moon is full March 21 and that day should be Saturday, Easter would fall on March e2. That is tho earliest date on which it could oc- cur. The latest date would be April 25, and that would be the date if the moon should be full on Monday. March 20.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-07
Por ANGEL RIVERO
Trigesima Primera Tornado

duro pero que en- Segova pa
mucho durmiendo merecendo alta considerations de
dos aqueos jefes ofciales que
verdaderos amigos -ss..ar rfn4,
Yo he reatado cr6ncas que Madrid envaba "E
impartial" mi vida segovana cores de
ornadas
padas bro proxmo reproducire ago que
desde Segovia escribi octubre del ano 1922. = ri
Remigo variando ell de dscurso sgui6 por
veredas diciendo asf aa f2R
Luis Sanchez Morales contestando pregunas de y TEL
MUNDo ha manfestado esuda que puesto pac
ca apuntaara ell ca uinoso edco de fnanzas; f
fao de la Federal decarando pripcp
la Ley de Arbtrios. ~. -zs tt
Luis Sanchez fnanciero adema hombre
tudes nj Ell las mnas siempre ornadzo seg os
vientos renane Luis sabe decr clio
aceparse eudiado anci6n buen deo
tros Legislatures. Z. sts
pals TERRA entire los escombros
quedaran envuelas nuestra justa apacones gbno
pio; dra, esta otras nustamene eamos
preparados manear nuestros propios ntereses. ~
Ahora trata de puno partdarista ahora sale auz
ago nenta herr 10 hondo
dana precisa todo cada cua uerzas armeos
los honbros ed6co popias debidades exranas
norancias desintegrarse
he mis- labios agunas paabras
de muerte sdba de mi amigo querdo admrado Angel
quise noble de toda nOba pensamento
obra vaiente sin jaaneia, rudito sin pretenones
troa alma del mas fno temple. lis .;
debemos Ia prernathra
de valor
diab La sociedad toda bea etras
esudios hstorcos fueron mas preciada discipline n de
luto fa"i
Para noble ovep esposa para hio
la famia toda profunda pena
envios testimono usa condoenci va que spe
bienquerer este extinto portorrqueno
Otro mas!, los ilustres que
DIRE TERRA; scale leve peso. ,s
Remeo ntensamente puso su 7trige-
sma segunda ornada.
Puehto de Las Cuevas, JUNO 6, 1926 dressed
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-07

cAa digenca la duo haba rouado Galera acele
rada depacio, rmontar e puerto aba
de Guadarraa position que eabalgaba Ia
mua izquerda rasera los juranntos NADIA cranos del
cheo arreando admirable parejas
rnuas
cabeles prendidos de colleras.
Sepre arriba, pinare
vida animal dencamada eampane
de las muas e fragoroso rudo a digenca produca
naontaba todo las leanas coina Dejando Ceceia
decha montanos famoso perto cada cierran las
nees de los innos vepta hcrmana de aquea dond
Don Quiote cabaero andan hcmos cumpdo honor
hdropca toa bien refena de paatas rebanada
choros; Ia terra discretion diciosas postres,
cada cual coraba ancha
como tapa de harrca eomparon d agap buena ham
ore proclano banquete digno de la gula de Petrono
Satsfecho apto ontnuamos ornada abao
ia dvisar teras de Segoyia e amoso a
rnnerta" la Grania sio Real caramos
anura povorenta bordeada chops gamos Segov
leyantandc dgenca estruendo chocar
gnjaros pavmenan torcidas
les la plaza del Azoguejo seguios hasta principal
oido natrecos de viaje tan regular
buscamos mesa descansc. sss
Ya eabare Segoyiai la patria de Juan Bravo
de las ibertade easteanas cudad unto
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-07
psgado la paarra Ell Captain sisprs aabe de-

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famane membro de la fama Real al final de las classes
por Franco Conse estrecho
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aunbraba ntermnabes noches Segova onde nvrno
las ocho las de la arde noche cerada
10 msmo Borbjn acontecio media docena de
Grandes de Espana formaban pare de la promotion
Segova 10 vetusta ciudad
habitans concha aenos los grandes
afne del aentos siempre los adetes sen
eo famias aegados vve la pobac6n;
los artos maran toda la nea sueen
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nnas segovanas orgulo novas de cadete
tertuas vierta oido palabrta dus
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del Ap6sto Santiago Guadaaara los ngeniero a
historical cudad Castillo los hjos de Santa Barbara
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la arde daba suelta
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ceneia la ndua arlera Ell aboraoro de quincay e
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ferene onedoes de los prestgos del Real Cuerpo
escalafon cabeza los Capianes 10 sigue:
Don Luis Daoz Torres
4 Don Pedro Velarde Santiyan
Como presentes gorosamen libertad de Ia
Patra, en- 2 de de 1908"
ALA Segovia, aulas laboratories
Heres aprend muchas andando los fueon plare
mi hogar ALI aprend siempre pude
evar despena pan dia
Nunca ovidare continue Remigo senda emocion los
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-07

diSipado los malentendidos causa-
dos conjuntamente por La constitu-
cion del Gabinete Y por su progra-
ma Durante los 1ltimos meses .cuan
do presidia la Camara. NJ. Painleve
no habfa ocultado, por ejemplo, que
desaprobaba la Suppression de Ia En-
bajada ante ell vaticano. Como cier-
to nGmero de radicaleS, encontra-
ba que desde ell momento en- que Sc
habfa restablecido la Embajada,
hace cinco amos, la continuidad de
nuestra polftica exterior exigfa su
mantenimiento, tests que era per-
fectamente razonable. Pero como no
era la del Cartel" precisaba evil
dentemente que el Gobierno, para
hacerla aceptar por la Camara, pu-
desc contar en- esta question al me-
nos con una mayorfa que no fuese
la mayorfa ordinaria. Era, pues, in
no anunciar al mismo
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-07

la fonda precise fue buscar
enda mas economical aqui carpintero amado
Manuel primer pso de cada
las pesetas mis- modestos muebles dera
Toledo habanse derredo Madrid precise ue
agunos de aquer a los dfas pude abrir
salones cue amigos los tena ann
habtaciones ampha
Iuosa.
ingesamos primer ano
Facuad oamente
obuvmos ell Real Dpacho de nente hiaba degado
aquela nobza patrimonio
NAL mi Borbon
Principe quen pudo
haber rgamentario evada spe
eludr disciplinara de
aqu medfan
e del propio valmento
entretenido
andanza propias de juventud siguente e Ca
pan Beerr ordenaba subr paforma del ncerado
negro ponia gaina
respeuoso lie decfa:
Sirvase Vuera Ateza expicarnos entubado de
Aleza ignoraba contenido pregunta
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-07

los ministries, senadores. y diputa-
dos son alcaldes o concejales y mu--
chos que no 10 son quieren serlo pa
ra vincularse mejor al departamen
to que representa-. Ell perfodo elec
toral les atrae invenciblemente a
las comarcas respectivas;y como hay
que eStar preSente la vfspera del
dfa del voto, como hay dos escruti-
MOS en- dos domingos consecutivos,
Y como los alcaldes no son elegidos
hasta el tercer domingo, ell Parla-
mento sc We obligado a tomar va
rias semanas de vacaciones. Els emo
ioso que las tome en- las circunstan
cias actuales sin haber aprobado ell
presupuesto Y dejando al pals bajOr
ese deplorable regimen de los duo
decimos proyisionales, que fila por
mensualidades suceSivas los ingre-
SOS v gastos, hacienda impossible
una buena administrator de Ia
Hacienda Pnblica. Pero Ell nuevo
Gabinete Sc ha resignado al des-
graciado expediente porque ha Wis
to en- la ausencia de las Camaras
una garantfa momentanea de exis-
tencia. Los Ministerios, como los
hombres, estan condenados a mo-
rir desde el nacimiento; igual que
los hombres, ignoran cuando les eje-
cutara el Destino. Sin embargo, ma
cen enclenques 0 rollizos, deformes
o normales, y generalmente puede
pronosticarse su porvenir. No tengo
la pretensi6n de hacer un hor6sco-
po del Gabinete Painleve; me limi-
to a decir que me extrafarfa mucho
que tuviese una vida larga y tram
quila.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-07

oposici0n declarase La imposibihdad
de dar confianza NJ Caillaux a
causa de su persona, para que La
mayorfa respondiera que ella Sc Ia
darfa a pesar de su programa. Sc
ha llegado asf al eStado parad6Jal
de que ell Gabinete no ha tenidos los
votos de aquellos de quienes acep-
taba varias ideas esenciales,s' y tu-
vo en- cambio los de los diputados,
cuyas doctrinas repudiaba. Todo
clio porque no Sc habfa tornado el
trabajo de poner de acuerdo antes a
hombres ideas en- vez de buscar
combinaciones en- la "gemetrfa no
euclidiana" en- el "espacio de -eua-
tro dimensiones' Hagamos votos
por que La Camara vuelva pronto
de las abstracciones al simple buen
sentido, escuchando at fin la VOC
de Francia. 50
T. ..+ra
Raimond P0INCARE
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-07
POINCARE ANALzA LA OBRA POLTCA DEL CABNETE PANLEF
0A GR QUE SRA B TE VIDA LAY RK CERA MY Ell BO UN D

s. Is
i Sc ha alberto en- toda Erancia la
canapaaa electoral. Desde las mas
grAndes a las mas pequefias Munich
palidade, desde Paris hasta ell mas
humilde caserfo, el sufragio univer-
sal esta en- movimiento. No Sc ira
IA de elecciones parlamentarias,
pues Ia Camara que fu6 elegida ell
IL de mayo de 1924 tiene atin- tres
afos de vida, siempre que su inco-
herencia y pasiones no determinen
algnn dfa al presidente de la Repd-
blica, al Gobierno v al Senado a
pronunciar su disolucion. Que aca-
be de muerte normal de muerte
premature, por ahora la Camara
permanece tai cual es y administra
ssl modo los negocios del pals que
representa- legalmente. No tienen,
pues, los electores que votar en- ia
vor o en- contra de ella; tienen, en-
cambio, que renovar las Municipal
hdades, operaci0n menos importan
te, de intereS menos general, pero
que afecta quiza nuchos mas ha-
bitantes de nuestros pueblos ciu-
dades.. SComo seran administrators
los asuntos locales? SC0mo Sc conf
pondra la Asamblea municipal?
:Quienes seran los concejales? IA
QuieneS elegiran estos como alcal-
des? SQui6n regira las cuestiones
de vialidad, policfa urbana, rural,
de seguridad pdblica, buen orden,
centroS de contradiction, mercados
y ferias, uso Y exploitation Gle las
propiedades municipales? Son estas
cosas fntimas' donesticas, de uti-
hdad cotidiana. que no olvidan nues
tr0s .ciudadanos nj nuestros campe-
sinos Y que dan a las elecciones del
3 y 10 de mayo tanta actividad CO.
mo la de un escrutinio legislative.
AfiAdase a este que los consejeros
municipales tienen que designar ca
da tres ans delegados para la elec-
ei6n del tercio removable del Senado
y que, por 10 tant0, son indirecta-
mente, grandes electores senatorial
les. A sus funciones administrati-
vas permanentes Sc agregan period
camente funciones polfticas pasa-
jeras. =, por consiguiente, en- Ell mis-
mo instante en- que son nombrado
ell ciudadano que deposita su voto
Sc pregunta a Ia vez 81 el candida
to regentard convenientemente los
negocios de la Municipalidad, ST,
cuando haya de elegir uno varios
eenadores por el departamento, ese
candidate designara a un delega-
do que comparta las ideas del vo-
tante. Sc Compounded que es sufi-
ciente para algunos sitios. sobre to-
do. las ciudades, que en- las eleccio
mes municipales Ia polftica predo-
mine sobre las consideraciones To-
Gales; asi, pues, el Gobierno y las
CAmaras no pueden pernlanecer in
diferenteS a la batalla. Muchos de