davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Rassvet = Dawn., 1925-11-05

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Rassvet = Dawn., 1925-11-05
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Rassvet = Dawn., 1925-11-05

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Rassvet = Dawn., 1925-11-05
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Rassvet = Dawn., 1925-11-05

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Rassvet = Dawn., 1925-11-05
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Rassvet = Dawn., 1925-11-05

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Rassvet = Dawn., 1925-11-05

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Evening star., 1925-02-22

I want to develop is that the modern
doctors business is an extremely
simple one. which could be acquired
In about two weeks. This is the way
1t is done:
The patient enters the consulting
room. Doctor" he says, "I have a
bad pain" Where is it?, Here"
Stand up" says the doctor, land
put your arms up above your head"
Then the doctor goes behind the pa
tient and strikes him a powerful blow
in the back. do you feel that he
says. 'I do" says the patient.
Then the doctor turns suddenly and
lets him have a left hook under the
heart. Can you feel that" he says
viciously, as the patient falls over
on the sofa in a heap. Get up"
says the doctor, and counts 10. The
patient rises. The doctor looks him
over very carefully without speaking
and then suddenly fetches him q blow
in the stomach that doubles him UP
speechless.
The doctor walks over to the win
dow and reads the morning paper for
a while. Presently he turns and
begins to mHtter more to himself
than the patient. '.Hum!" says the
doctor, there's a slight anesthesia
of the tympanum." rs that so?" says
the patient, in an agony of fear.
What can do about it, doctor?"
WELL" says the doctor. 81 want you
to keep very quiet; you'll have to go
to bed and stay there and keep quiet"
In reality, of course, the doctor
hasn't the least idea what is wrong
with the man; but he does know that
If he will go to bed and keep quiet.
awfully quiet, he'll either get quietly
well again or else die q quiet death.
Meantime, IL the Doctor calls every
Evening star., 1925-02-22
BIZ RING LARDNER.

"O the editor: On acct of this
being washington's birthday
1T has been suggested by some
OF my friends and relatives IN
the home for the feeble
minded that It would be a good time
for me to make a few comments in
regards to something which may of
been overlooked by the world at
large but has been disgusted on sew
eral occasions by people that has got
som ething besides features above
their neck, namely the resemblance
between the father OF his country
and 1.
To those who has never give this
matter a thought it may seem kind
of silly at first glimpse but when you
set down and lay your mind to IL you
will find that theys a good deal more
to the proposition than just childs
play. In the first place look at our
higth.
According to the books George
| tipped the bean at 6 IT. 2 inchs which
means his real higth was #. 1 and
q inches as the books Is always IL
bel to give a man credit for a extra
n of inch after you are dead. Well
that makes George and I the same
higth and the next thing Is our hair
which the both of US has got brown
hair or that is we had it when we
had it and the only difference is that
when George begin to loose his he
Evening star., 1925-02-22

morning and thumps and beats him,
he can keep the patient submissive
and perhaps force him to confess
what is wrong with him.
ssNTHAT about diet, doctorT says
w the patient, completely cowed.
The answer to this question varies
very much. 1t depends on how the
doctor is feeling and whether II is
long since he had meal himself.
If it is late in the morning and the
doctor is rayenously hungry, he says:
"Oh. eat plenty. don't be afraid of it;
eat meat, vegetables, starch, glue,
cement, anything you like"
But If the doctor has just had lunch
and If his breathing is short-circuited
with huckleberry pie, he says, very
firmly: mo, / don't want you TO eat
anything at all: absolutely not a bite:
1t won't hurt you. A little self-denial
In the matter of eating is the best
thing in the world"
And what about drinking?" Again
the doctors answer varies. He may
say: "Oh, yes, you might drink a
glass of lager now and then, If you
can get it, or. If you prefer it, a gin
and soda or a whisky and apollinaris,
IL you nave any, ana tulnk D0IOTe
going to bed I'd take a hot Scotch
with a couple of Jumps of white sugar
and bit of lemon peel in it and a good
grating of nutmeg on the top
The doctor says this with real feel
ing, and his eye glistens with the
pure love of his profession. But If,
on the other hand, the doctor has
spent the night before at little
gathering of medical friends, he Is
very apt to forbid the patient to
touch alcohol in any shape, and to
Evening star., 1925-02-22
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come to q 331s of for cash rather
then what ship sailed the ocean blue
in 10E12P92 see? But still what we
learned in school done us some good.
after alive got coupia ideals
there, anyways. and one Of them is
Gen. Geo. Washington.
I may not be able to at present
check up on his dates very perfect,
or to quoth his speeches exactly cor
rect, he says, but I got a distinct i'm
preston about him, and I think 1t is
a darn good thing he has got birth
day every year and that there is
pieces in the paper about it, and etc.
and a holiday, SOS we don't get a
chanct to forget that man and what
he stands for, and all of which is
why I hope my boy will keep him in
mind, the same as do. he says.
Well dear, 1 says, that is all very
true, and l can say no more than dit
to to 1t, / says. But one thing has
got me worried, George. and that is,
have you noticed the faintest symp-
toms in Junior of him getting to be
like George Washington in any way
1 personally myself have got to ad-
nit, 1 says, that so far I amt OBJ
served even faint rash, whatter you
think, dear?
Well, Geo. got up and knocked out
his pipe the way husbands do when
stalling for time to think up a wiss
come back to that whatter-you- think
dear-stuff. Then he cleared his throat.
Well, I'll tell you. he says, no. I
amt exactly noticed any resemblance
yet, but let US hope for the best. And
now L got to go out for a while, I
promised Joe Bush to drop in over to
the Hawthorne Club this afternoon,
and / believe I'll run along now.
Well. and Geo. went out into the
hall. where all this time Junior had
been playing real quiet, and just as
we come out the door there was a
awful crash and over tumbled that
darned hat tree which Uncle VIII had
sent us. And when Geo. picked II
up, and also the hats and coats, why
under it was Junior. and he looked
pretty near scared to death, on ac-
count the hat tree had been sawed
clean in two, and right in plain sight
was the nice tool box Geo. had give
him for his birthday.
Well, Geo. give me one look with
meaning in 1t, and I give him the
same back. and then Geo. threw out
his chest proudly and he says to
Junior. son, he says, tell me the truth,
did you do this? And Junior says yes,
pop, 1 did it with my new rip saw.
Then Geo. turned to me. See, he
Evening star., 1925-02-22
Humorist Notes His Resemblance
In Some Ways to Father of Country

1t also says in the book that most
historians and writers has been in
clined to rate Washington below
Hamilton and Jefferson in political
wisdom and 1 suppose they would
place me third to Alex and Tom too
II 1t come to a show down though
had political wisdom enough last
Summer to stay away from the Demo
crat national convention the last 3
or days.
But in a few matters of taste and
judgement l and George looks at
things from different angles. Like
for inst. in 1775 when they asked
him to hurry up and get to Boston
from Philadelphia, why he rode up
there on horseback where I would
of took the congressional limited on
the R R. and made q whole lot better
time besides not feeling stiff and
lame for a wk. afterwards. And I
certainly would Of passed up Valley
Forge as a winter resort and took
took the boys to Palm Beach for their
vacation.
All and all however I and George
ie as like as peas outside Of minor
details including the one about him
never telling lie which. you must
remember he lived and died before
they was any such a thing as golf
or speed laws.
Evening star., 1925-02-22
Easy Course Is Given in One Lesson
On the Modern Treatment of Disease

dismiss the subject with great Sc
verify.
OF course, this treatment in and Of
itself would appear too transparent,
and would fail to inspire the patient
with a proper confidence. But now
adays this element Is supplied by the
work of the analytical laboratory.
Whatever is wrong with the patient
the doctor insists on shipping off
parts and pieces and extracts of him
and sending them smysteriously away
to be analyzed. He cuts off a lock
of the patients hair, marks 1t "Mr.
Smiths Hair, February, 1925"
Then he clips off the lower part of
the ear. and wraps 1t In paper, and
labels it Part Of Mr.. Smiths Ear,
February, 1925" Then he looks the
patient up and down, with the scis-
sors in his hand, and IL he is attract
ed by the appearance of a finger or a
thumb, he clips 1t off and wraps IL up.
Now this, oddly enough, Is the very
thing that fills the patient up with
that sense of personal impor tan0e
which is worth paying for.
Yes" says the bandaged patient
later in the day to a group of friends
much impressed, "the doctor thinks
there may be slight anesthesia of
the prognosis, but he's sent my ear
to New York and my appendix to Bal
timore and a lock of my hair to the
editors of all the medical journals
and meantime am to keep very quiet
and not exert myself beyond drinking
hot Scotch with lemon and nutmeg G
every half hour" With that he sinks
back family on his cushions, lux
uriously happy.
And yet, isn't II funny?
So you and / and the rest of us
as soon as we have a pain within us
rush for a doctor as fast as taxi
can take US. Yes, personally, 1 even
prefer an ambulance with a bell on it.
It's more soothing.
Copyright, 1925.)