Evening star., 1925-02-12

cluding Editor Arthur Capper of Cap
per's Weekly. Editor Harry New, In
dianapolis Journal; Editor George
Moses, Concord, n. H, Monitor; Edi-
tor Carter Glass, Lynchburg News,
"and all other Lynchburg newspapers;
Editor Frank Kent, Baltimore Sun;
Editor Dick Probert, local Associated
Press; Editor Dave Lawrence, Con-
solidated Press; Editor Frederic Will
liam Vile, weekly Radio News: /:
Editor Gilbert Grosvenor, National
Geographic Magazine; Editor Roland
Robbins, keith's News: Editor Phil
Kaufman, The Morning Star; Editor
Theodore Moves, The Evening Star,
and Editor Calvin Coolidge, The
White House Economist"
Attorney General Stone was pre-
sented with a handsome judicial robe,
unfortunately too small for comfort,
and he was advised that the garment
had suffered shrinkage during the
storm on Capitol Hill over his nomi-
nation for the Supreme bench.
Representative Nicholas Longworth
was asked to stand up in order that
the club might judge for itself what
the Republican caucus on February 27
is up against" He was presented by
the club with a regulation carpenters
mallet for use at that caucus. Repre-
sentative Martin B. Madden, who also
was to have been included in this Quip,
was unable to attend because of illness
After former Senator Willard Sauls-
bury and Senator Ball of Delaware
had been called to their feet the
latter was rendered the regret of the
club upon his impending departure
from the Capitol, but solace was found
in contemplating "how plump his pred
ecessor, Mr.. Salisbury, has become
since leaving puhlic life'
Nifty airplanes were presented to
Secretary of the Navy Wilbur on behalf
Of the club, with an expression of hope
that he would find them valuable sub
stitutes for, Americas present fighting
forces.
To Senator Thomas ]. Walsh of
Montana was presented a splendid
teapot, with appropriate dome.
Representative Everett Sanders of
Indiana had to stand up so the guests
could take a good look at him, as
they won't see much of him after he
fully begins his secretarial duties at
the White House"
Justice Gets Golf Aid.
Justice McReynolds of the United
States Supreme Court, who is said to
slice wicked golf ball, was the re-
cfpient of an interesting automatic
golf player from Cliff Bergman, who
explained it would serve admirably
to help the distinguished jurist i'm
prove his stance.
Representative Garrett of Tennes-
see took home with him a realistic
goat, also donated through Mr.. Ber-
ryman.
Sol Lansburgh was asked IL he did
not have brother called Henry, who
was a. chief kleagle or something,
and when Henry modestly arose and
was greeted by fellow Shriners in at
tendance Meyer Goldman's orchestra
struck up the Call Me Henry march.
Senator Swanson was serenaded by
Jack Bowie, tenor, with Garry Me
Back to Old Virginia"
Expressing some surprise over at
tempts of the Gridiron Club in the
past to "steal some of The Star Clubs
stuff" President Cook informed j.
Fred Essary, newly elected president
of the Gridiron Club, that everything
on the program last night was copy
righted. Mr.. Bergman, who claims
he never can be taken by surprise
was put on the defensive for once
when he was exhibited" as the new
vice president of the Gridiron Club.
Col. Clarence o. Sheriff., who, it
seems, has been having a bit of trou-