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The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1925-12-03

when they met John. She could not
forego passing recognition, for John
was handsome figure, we'll dressed
and as erect as soldier.
"Who Is he?" the girl friend asked
"Oh, young man once meta
mechanical engineer"
isn't he just stunningl'
81 like his appearance, confess
And this was all the girl friend could
extort
Nobody aside from Beatrice and
John ever knew how it happened, but
they met many times by design after
that. And one day John sought the
major and asked for Beatrices hand.
The major was amazed that John even
knew his daughter, and when he
learned that John had worked as
plumber-for John was not ashamed
of THE was furious. and would listen
to no explanation. The major didn't
even ask Johns name.
That night the major read Beatrice
a lesson on the dangers of promiscuous
acquaintance and her social duties.
Beatrice's mother began where the
major loft off. although really there
was nothing more to say. And the
next day Beatrice was missing. The
only news the major and his wife re-
ceived was this willful and laconic
wire from Beatrice: II have married
the plumber"
The war broke out. The major at
once went upon active duty. The
stress Of times was great. but there
was grieving over the girls fate. In
his heart the father had forgiven her
The mothers pride had been so hurt
she tried to cloak her real feeling
They had tried to locate Beatrice, but
had failed.
There was a great gathering of milf
tary personages and favored friends on
a suburban aviation field one day to
witness the test of an invention that
promised to give the country air SUI
premacy The inventor, Captain Har-
wood, was from the Pacific coast.
where he had enlisted and worked out
his device.
Major Audray, of course. was Off
cially present. As he alighted from
his motor near the field he saw q
young woman and nurse carrying
child ster' from a car. The young
woman was his daughter. He lost his
habitual poise. All was forgotten at
sight OF her She smiled at him. bid
ding for reconciliation. He took her
in his arms.
Beatrice. how-why are you here7"
With her head on his shoulder she
replied: Il am Mrs. HARDWOOD
tccpyriEhtl
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1925-12-03
SLants on Life
Cupid. That Erra1t Marksma1a

Cupid, That Errnnt Marksnlan
tn HERE is nc guiding Cupids arrow.
He is a sentimental freebooter, a
surpriser, satirist, a comedian a TRACE
dian, and a normal and reasonable
marksman by turns
Lieutenant Audray had shown such
aptitude for the military game that he
became the protege of General Hall
worthy. He also won the generals
daughter, in spite of momentary OPP
position to his suit from her mother.
And now, as Major Audray. with
charming daughter Of his own. Beatrice
this was before the great war broke.
while the military establishment of the
country was small-he was living in
New York, having been detached from
a Western post to await duty in the
East He had forgotten the sig
nificance of his position as it related
to his modest beginning.
Plumbing is vulgar vocation. 1t is
grimy, and 1t has definite tendency
toward chicanery even in its best cir
cumstances. Yet there is money in It's
skillful practice.
The plumbing in the majors house
suddenly needed attention. plumber
was sent for to fix it. This plumber,
aside from the advantage of youth,
seemed less grimy than most plumbers.
He kept his face clean. And his face
was something to conjure with.
Beatrice, curious about all domestic
processes. had also an industrial curl
osity. Plumbing interested her. And
1t had an interesting exponent. She
asked the young plumbers name. It
was John.
"You aren't going to be a plumber
all your life, are your" she Queried-
John was wiping joint and she won
dered at his deft manipulation.
"Of course not, Miss. I'm just
plumbing to pay my way through col
lege. And I'm almost through. I'm
going to be mechanical engineer"
isn't that splendidP'
swell. It's work all rightl''
One day some months later Beatrice
was on the avenue with girl friend
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1925-12-03
Whether Less Surgery or More Surgery, We
Shall Have Better Surgery
By DR.. H. A. RoYsTER, in Medical journal and Record

In spite of notorious representations to the contrary progress in
surgery has been made Erickson English surgeon of Danish BIRTH in
1856 voiced the feeling of his day when he said that the practice
then reached its climax that further advances the
would be possible.
The Of surgery has been late development 1t usherd
by the advent Of anestesa and anp and being brought
to its highest degree by associated studies other branches medicine
The e and flow the tide has caused take the old if
genuine and to discard the if it spurious
Unnecessary operations constitute the peculiar Office Of those
geons fail understand that the highest Of surgery be the
operations Whether shall less surgery
gerry believe shall have better surgery progress toward the
lofty being the of standardized hospitals
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1925-12-03
Beauty of Budapest Is City Beauty the Perfect
Grouping of Buildings
By GEORGE A BIRMINGHAM, in Warfare in Hungary"

Naples approached by glorious So is Lisbon So bat
Dublin So dozen other cities But for the most they
beauty chiefly their surroundings The Bay Of Naples would
splendid there had been house built the shore of it. So
agu there had been city of Lisbon But the
beauty Of Budapest city beauty depending little the rolling
land the think that what
makes beautiful the wonderful grouping of the buildings on both
Of the Nobody planned it. Nobody think
plan the successful grouping buildings When is the
It elsewhere Of You
it England Somerset for instance where church. house,
great village exqui grouped But have
perfect grouping than in Budapest
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1925-12-03
Quebec. Last Refuge and Asylum of the Liberties
of the People
By H. henri GAGNoN, Edit0r Quebec Le EcIeile.

Quebec the last refuge and asylum Of the ancient liberties Of the
people by the benighed
the by late spring the by the ddist regime
and on the north by the bowels of the earth
The people Quebec chiefly engaged mnding their BUSH
attitude which and occasionally the mh
of the continent 1t them very
The individual in Quebec is known the habnt simple creature
abiding and chid faith IN God and for This is
garded BY the rest Of the hemisphere practically helpless
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
LARGE LIQUOR HAUL
Several Prominent Denver Citizens Arrested In Connection With Large shipment of Contraband,

Denver, Colo, Jan. l1--lnyesti- gation of what they described as a gigantic liquor combine with inilu- ential business men at its head led dry agents of the district attorneys office and state enforcement officers late last night to raid several homes in the fashionable Capitol Hill resi- dential district. A quantity of fancy liquors and wines was seized, 1t was announced at the district attorneys office and it was identified as part of n recent large shipment of "toma- toes". one of the largest consiGn- ments of liquor to enter Denver since prohibition,
 Warrants were issued for the ar rest of Morris Robinson, president of a dairy company; F, R, Miller real estate dealer; Ramon Soils cigar manufacturer; Carl C. Smad. sen, contractor. and l.. J. Stark, al. torney. all prominent in Denver business and social life,
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Woman Struck by Auto.
 Left SenseIesS in Road

Mrs. Edward Hasson Of 63o East Main street was taken 10 the New Britain general hospital last night in the police ambulance by Officers Uellherg, Dolan and Brophy She was found in an unconscious Condi- ton at the corner of Seymour and Stanley streets. According to the information received by the police she was struck by an automobile while on her way 10 her home. The driver Of the car whose identity was not learned by the police, did not stop 10 ascertain the extent of Mrs ITasson's injuries. At the hospital she was examined hy Dr. David Waskowitz and was found 10 he sui ferinE from slight body bruises.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
GIRL SCOUT NEWS

The Connecticut Girl Scout Con ference Group met at the Faculty Club in New Haven. Mrs. Clifford Perkins of Hartford. chairman, pre- sided. Mrs. Everett E. Proudman of New Britain, secretary, gave an interesting report of the previous meeting held in New London. Re porrs were given from the various councils and troops from Mcriden, Bridgeport, NorWalk, Stamford, WeStport, New Haven. Mantle. Hartford and New Britain. Lunch con was served by the New Haven Council, Girl Scouts acting as wait rcsses. Miss OIcda Schrottky of National Headquarters was the speaker of the afternoon session, Miss Schrottky has charge of plays and pageant work connected with Scouting and gave an inspiring talk about several new plays and fes- tiyas, also the use of nature poems and how 10 better our campfire hour al camp. Mrs. Proudman and Miss Shaw represented the New Britain Council, The next meeting will b. hold in Norau'k in May. This will be the annual meeting with Inc Gcctton Of officers for the following year,
 Tho New Britain Girl Srout "oun- cil Hi'l me-r q, rha Cir, Sco'n office next Wednesday. Lunchoon will l., served at I2:Sp, S,y-ral Important questions and reports will b@ brought before the Councu. Reg is.ered Captains are a,so invited 10 attend this meeting.
 The Red Cross Home Nursing Course which meets on Tuesday will he one and onc-ha'f hours long for he rcuairinc 12 lessons. The meetings beginning al o'clock, in- stead of o'clock.
 The Drum Corps drill is schodulod for inc second and fourth Fridays, 4,I5 al the Armory.
 Troop No. (, Central Junior High School is planning q party for Troop No. II Of the Newington Chndron's Home.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
MRS. HART DENIES BILL STRUCK HER
Also Says He Never Pulled Her
 by Hair Of Head

Los Angeles, Jan. 17,-Mrs. Wini- fred Wcstover Hart, wife of William $. Hart, the two-gun hero on west crn films, wants to resume work in the movies because she finds $T62.50 monthly insufficient for the needs of herself and her infant son.
 Trust funds established by Hart in the separation agreement in 1922 yield that amount, James stuart, banker and custodian, testified yes- tcrday in the hearing of Mrs. Harts suit to have set aside the clause pre- venting her appearance before the camera. Testimony was completed yesterday, and arguments will be heard Monday.
 From Mrs. Harts lips fell de- nials of widely circulated stories that Big Bill" had struck her and dragged her by the hair, and the movie star could not conceal his exutation at the spiking of the yarn which he said had caused him deieCtion for three years.
 Tt is not true that my husband ever pulled me around by the hair" testified Mrs. Hart. Tt is not true that he ever struck me-"
 Both named May Day, 1922, as the date of their first quarrel, but Hart denied his wjfc's assertion that his sister, Mary had figured in the dis pute.
 He also denied that he had urged Mrs. Hart repeatedly to go to Reno and get a divorce, though he cor roborated his testimony that she did not believe in divorce and would not attempt to obtain one.
 The fall of Roscoe Tatty) Ar buckle from movie popularity was cited by Mrs. Hart in an attempt 10 cocrce him into making more lib- cral settlement, Hart testified.
 "Eomcm bcr the fate of Fatty Ar huck}e,' he qnoted her as saying, T can ruin you as thoroughly as Fat " was ruined if I care to-
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Vegetables Used to Put
 Trio of Robbers to ROut

NeW 10rE, Jan. l7.-Thrcn rob- h"rs who attempted 10 hold up q celery cIaning plant here last night as the payroll Was being distributed, were routed by bunchys Of celery. knives and pitch forks in the hands Of the worNmon, and one Of three. Antonio Greco, is in a hospital suf- t"ring from knife and pitch fork wounds. The others escaped.
 Guls'p ppe Lohoochiaro, celery cleaner who started 'he offensive against the holdup men. also IS suf- fering from bullet wounds in his neck, right chest and finger. His condition is serious.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
7. ". (. 4. NOTES

Mss Ruth Ellsworth, local agcnt of the Rainbow Line, will sell tickcl next Monday evening at the Y, W C. A. for all those who wish to mall this unique trip around the worlf Guides under direction of Miss Rut Landon will conduct the traveller on q marvellous tour of the glob Mrs. Della Young, as informatiO man, will start 'Nrm right.
 In Japan Cannibal Island, the North Pc r;ca an, Greco appropriate IS with natN de!iCaCies will 0tNd hy Ms Esther Westnal ." Johnson Gertrude FoSsct', Rromie! and Mrs. Douglas j !, Passag, of the English Chan Ar Linr will avoid the usual sant sea voyage and will bo in (. .Ec of Mre. Rose McAyay. Wonderful sights may be seen in the various countries visited, including King Tut's tomb and inc Grand Finale is in charge Of Miss Louise Firnhaber
 The entire trip is free to all tour ists and is being given under the auspices of the membership con- mittce, of which Miss Louise Noble is chairman, Members and friends girls who Use any of the facilities at the I. w., are urged 10 make the trip. l. will provide real fun and give a chance for making many new appropriateness.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Fumigating Gas Takes
 Lives of Two Jers0ns

Toronto, Ont, Jan. 17,-Fumigat- ing gas took the lives Of Patrick Bird, 63, and his daughter Mary, &5, here yesterday. Bert Woo1ington, who fumigated inc house where ike Birds live is being held without bail as a material witness.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
WFI-Philadclphia.

6:30 ?. r.-Concert orchestra. D. m.-"Sunny Jim" 8 D. m.-A health talk. S:15 p. m.-Musicai program.
 sunday, 4:30 ?. m.-Addresses. 1:3O p. m.-Organ recital and SrrF- ices from Arch street Presuyt erian.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
SERGEANT KILLED IN CRASH

San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 16.- Falling into q tail spin from an altitude of SoO feet. Staff Sergeant Robert I, Lee was instantly killed and First Lieutenant Charles H. R"atty. reserve officer, sustained a lroken leg, late yesterday al Brooks field.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
PLAYER RELEASED

Boston, Jan. r, - William F. Piercy, pitcher, has bcn- rc!'aae outright by the Boston American Ltaguo Baseball club 10 the Sat Lake club of the Pacific Coast league.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
kNW-I hiCaGO, -gaNn

NHTWTFIHN' 6;02 10 SIS ?. m.-Ncws, financial and final markets. 6:SS 10 ! p. m.-Reitme story. 10 1880 p. m.-Dinner concert, 8 to S:SS p. m,--MnsIcal program
 sunday. II a. m.--Centra church service. to5 p. n1.--StudIo concert : ?. m,-Chicago Sunday Evening club service,
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

4 moose recently wandered into the city of Montreal from the Lau- renfi8n mountains.
 Large amounts Of fat-soluble vita mlns are contained in fatty fish.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
WlP--Philadelphia,

WlP-Philadelphia,
 Saturday. s ?, ill.-Official weather forecast. SOS ?. m,--Dinner music, 6;45 r, m,- Market reports. ?. m.-Bedtime story and roll call. s p, m.-Special program, l0:Q5 ?, m,--Dinner music. 11;05 ?. n.-Organ recital.
 Sunday. 1 ?. nl-Services under the auspices of the Germantown Y. NJ. (. A. 7:15 ?, m.-SerVices from Holy Trim ity church. 9;30 P. m.-Symphony orchestra.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
WBZ-SprinctiCld.

Saturday. ?. n1.-Ho'el LenoX ensemble. : D. m.-Markct report 7:05 D. m.-Bcdtlmo story 7:15 ?. m.--Sketches from United States Naval History, 7:S0 p. n.-Conccrt by trio. s p. m.-Hockey game, Harvard rs Yale. 9;55 p. n.--Arlinston time signals; weather reports. lt:S0 D. m.--0rchostra,
 Sunday. in:45 ?. m.--Church seryicea from the Church Of the Unity, S;c5 ?. m.--Concert hy the Peoples symphony orchestra. | ?. m.-Concort by orchestra, g.i5 ?. m.--Concert hy quartet.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

WHAS-LouiSyillc, Ky.
 saturday. 7:%0 10 9 ?, m,-Conccrt. Heading Late important news bulletins. Of rciaI central standard time an nounccd al o'clock.
 sunday. !:57 a. m.--Organ music. 1o a, m.--Church service. Co ?. m.-Ncsper song service of the First Unitarian church.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
SunClay
NHN-New York City.
 Saturday,

s:50 D. m.-OrChestra. 1880 p. m.-Terrace orchestra. s D. m.-Blind Pianist. S:10 ?. m.-Harmonica so,ois-. SEQ D. m.-Tenor.
 S:S0 p. m.-Entertainers. g D. m.-Tenor.
 9:10 p. m.-Concert pianist. 9:20 D. m.-Juvenile violin quarto. s:45 D. m.-Dramatic tenor. 10 ?. m.-Metropolis Trio. ie:50 D. m.-Orcheetrs.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
WOC-DavcnpOT1, Iowa,
 saturday.

G:45 D. m.-Sport news and wca her forecast. D. m.-Sandman's visit, 7:30 p. m.--D.scUssion of Int. Sun day school lesson, 2 D. m.--OrCheStra
 Sunday. 2 a. m.-Sacred chimes concert. 1 ?. m.-Orchostra concert. s p. m,-Church service, Second Congregational of Moline, Illinois. o:S0 p. m.-Musical program.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Sunday.

II d. m.-seryicee of the First Pres
 hyterian church. 9:30 ?. m.--Concert. | p. m.-Organ recital 4:45 p. m.---Nesrer services o' the
 shadys,de Presbyterian church. t:l5 p. m.--niuncr concert. 7:45 D. m.-scryIcos of the Calvary
 Episcopal church, 2 p. m.-Opon Forum.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
WOO-Philadclphia.

WUU-PhlIANCIpIlI
 Saturday. 9.55 ?. m.-Time Signals. 10:02 p. m.-Wcather forecast.
 Sunday. l0:So ?. m.-Services from l}ethany Presbyterian church. 2:30 p. m.-Musical exercises. s p. mold lime hymns and :n.,o- dies and sacreI chimes recital
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
WJZ-New York City.
 Satur,lay,

 : ?. n7.-Dance orchestra. 8 D. m.--"BeatinC the Debt Bog'y." S:I0 D. n1.--"Learn Word Day. y %:S0 D. nl.-"Art for Laynan," 2:45 ?. m.-Canaiian society banquet 10:S0 ?. m.-Dance orchestra.
 sunday. ( a. m.-Children's hour. Il a. lu.-West End Presbyterian church services. 1@:45 D. m.-Sunday Symphonic so- ciety concert. 2:30 p. m.-Radio Bible class. ":30 ?. m.-"PraCtical Religion" p. m.-St. Georges Episcopal church vesper service. ?. m.-Orchestra- p. m.--"The Other Fellows Share S:1o p. m.-Quartet. S:45 ?. m.-Orchestra~ 10 p. m.-Hampton Institute quartet
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
WNkt--liOStOh GuIIIrfiqC

WNtt--ISostoh.
 saturday. S:30 p. m.-Dinne' darEH. & D. m.-ConCert program. 10 p. m.-Oance music.
 sunday. 10:155 a. r.-Morning service iron, Temple Israel. 2:15 D. m.-MemoriAl service. &;3o p. m.-Old SoI'h Forum. G;45 D. m.-Evening service.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
WGY-ScheneCta1y.
 Sunday.

l1:31 a. m.--Service Of Albany street
 Methodist Episcopal church, 5:35 D. m.-Symphony orchestra. , p. m.-Organ recital, T;30 D. m.-Servico Of Albany street
 Methodist Episcopal church. g D. m.-.Symphony orchestra. 10 D. m.-Hampton Institute quartet.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
MRC-Mashington, D. C,

NRC-WashingtOn, D. (.
 saturday. d;45 ?, m, m,--Chlldrcn's hour. : D, m.--OrchcStra. $ p, m,--Bihlo talk. S:45 p. m.--"An Ear Test for Radio Fans" 9;li ?, m.--Clnadian club dinner. l0:SQ D. m,--Danro program. ll;l5 D. m,-Organ recital.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

Jelly contains more sugar than the solution from which it is made.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

II p, m.--Jimmy Clarke. 1l;S0 p, m,-Dance orchestra.
 sunday. 3 ?, m,-Queens County Christian Endoavor program. s D. m,--pance orchestra. 5;3O D. m,--StrinG Trio. II D, m.-Nauity club revue. ll;SQ ?, m,-Cunnie's Inn Revue. l2 ?, m.--Club R.chman Revue. l2;3O to ] q. m,-El Fey Revue.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Through The Static

Condition on the air last night were fair, There was little static, but considerable noise from We don't know what played q prominent part in the evenings festivities, Code was evident at certain intervals, but fading was not noticeable on most Of the stations.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Sunday,
CNRO-Ottawa Ont

CNRO-Ottawa, Ont.
 saturday. I:3o ?, m.-Bedtime story and lullaby. S:S0 p, m.--Nocal and instrumental selections. Chateau Laurler hotel orchestra.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
VOICLSN THE AIR
KDKA-East Pittsburgh.
 Saturday.

s p. m.--Dinner concert, 7:S0 p. m.-Childran's period. S;SO p. m,--Concert by band. 9;55 p. m.-Arlinslon time signals; weather forecast.
 Hockey scores from the Duquesne Garden at the end Of each period. Pittsburgh Hornets Ns. Boston A. A.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

WSB-Atlanta. Ga.
 Saturday. 8 ?. m.--Journal Hired Help. Wen dall Hall 10:45 p. m.-Old time fiiddIng. Con- test between Fiddlin' John Carson. Dixie champion, and "L'ncle Am" Steward of Morristown, Tenn.
 sunday. Il a. m.-First Presbyterian church service, ] to ?. m,-Sabbath twilight con- cert. 7:3o p. m.-Wc6lcy Memorial church service,
 NGR-Bunalo \. |.
 Saturday. 6 10 7:3Q p. m.-DnneT music.
 sunday. p. m.--Nospcr services, ?. m.-Organ recital. 1:15 p. m.-Prc-seryice organ recital Central Presbyterian church,
 WEAR-ClcyGland.
 sunday. to D. m.-SeCond symphony con caCt by Allen theater orchestra,
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
NEEI-BoStOn.

NEFI-BoSton. sunday, 5;45 D .m.--Men's Conference in the Bedford Branch, '. M. C. A. 7:9Q D. m,-"Roxy and his Gang"
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

WAHG--Richmond Hill, l.. l.
 saturday, ls to a. m.-Lincoln Sercnadera
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
W8AF-NeW York City.
 Saturday.

10 13 ?. m.-Dinner music, banJo-
 ists; talk on Thrift" contralto.
 cathedral choral club; pianist; Inform Firemon's association enter. tainment.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

WCN-Dctroit, Mich,
 saturday, 6 ?, m.--ConCcrt orchestra.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Sunday.

. p. Sunday Hymn Sing and Interdenominational Services. Ad- dress by Rev. John L. Davis, pas tor of the Grace M. E. church, New York city, formerly pastor of Trinity N. E. church, New Britain. 3:45 D. m,-Men's Conference in the Bedford Branch '. VI. C. A., Brooklyn.
 7:2o p. m.-RoXy and his gang. SIS p. m.-Campaign commi''"e Tor the completion Of the Cathedral ot St. John the Divine. g:40 to 10:40 ?. m.-Organ recital.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

A band at WEEl, Boston, piayed new selection last night. Follow The Swallow" Io-Hum,
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

Members ot Azlz Grotto, NJ. o. V. p. F.. F., hay" been invited 10 tune in on station WBEI. Richmond, Va, Tuesday nigh. from $ o'clock until jo. when a concert will be broad cast"d by the Samjs Grotto band of that city. The invitation. received ny Secretary William II. Crowcl, vas read last evening at 'he annual meeting Of Aziz Grotro. The concert will be hroadcastad from the Grace Covenant Presbyterian church.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

10 ?. m.-Second symphony con
 cert by Allen theater orchestra,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-04-18
Oh Lady. Please sing something
BY VIM. e. DOUGLAS

Oh Lady. Please sing something
cheerful. If YOU knew how you're
breaking my heart you'd sing some
thin that wuzn't SO fearful an leave
out all that homesicky part Home
Sweet Home" an that one called
Forgotten. are the kind that bring
tears to my eye. This here popular
stuff amt so rotten so why don't you
give it a try. Say, honestly, some
how or other when you sing there's
a lump in my throat an 1 want to
go right home to mother cause yer
sad tunes are gettin' my goat. Some
times when l set there a lisnin' I
could swear there's a sob in yer
voice. On Yer cheeks mebbee tear
drops are glis'nin! That amt no
way to make me rejoice. Can't you
sing songs that amt full of weepin'
somethin' more err les happy an gay.
You might sing the sob stuff while
I'm sleepin' then it wouldn't affect
me this way. But Lady I'm stuck on
Yer singin' in spite of those sorrow
full lays, an I'm hopin' that you'll
be a springin' somethin' good on us
one of these days. So won't you
please sing somethin' cheerful fore ]
go out, to finish the chores. I'll be
waitin' tuned in fer a earful, right
after the baseball scores.-Copyrigh,
1925. Westinghouse Electric & Man
ufacturtng Company