davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1925-05-22
IS. vyrocie 8. 0dboru
MSS. nadherne osIayene
YCMA zaplnena Program slavnosti
! so zdarom prevedeny.
Eapisal: Jozef Kraia.

V stredu vecer, vp Y. M. G. "A.
auditoriume zaplnom do posled-
neho micsta, veddci Slovaci 2
Youngstown shromazdili sa k O.
slaveniu 35. vyrocia jedncho 4
ich najstarsich spolkov v tejto
doline. Nahodou, v 3tomto samJm
case vsetkym Slovakom znama
slovenska zenska organizacia, II
vena'', ma svoju konvenciu tuna
ztlcastnila sa hromadne oslavy
tunaisieho Odborn s. N. s. S.,
nasledkom toho .reprezentovana
bola celia slovenska Amerika. Da-
my posadene boly Ma cestne mie-
sta "a stolami a.ich umnt reel
boly aplaudovane odusevnene po-
sldchajn obecenstvom.
Blanket Dol zahaieny hudobnvm
programom, ktory bol zapocaty
spievaninf americkei hymny Star
SDangled Banner celym obccen-
stvom. Krasne hudobne husky "a
hrali 81. Anna Martinko, D. Juraj
Martinko a p. Jozef HAMS mi.
Baby June Fialla, sprevadzana
svojou sestrou, 81. Helenkou Fial-
la. previedla krasny tanec a de-
klamaciu. Pc hojnom stolovani
prisly ma rad dlho odakaxane reel,
.Banketu predsedaI 3. Jozef Mar
tinko, ktory predstavil p. Jozefa
J. Schromofskeho ako toastmaj-
stra. Pan Schromofsky pekne "a
hajil reel pripomenutim, re ked
.prisiel do Youngstown pred 35
rokmi a dakol'ko mesiacmi, vte-
dy bolo tn malo Slovakov a test
sa, re vidi pred sebou tol'ko re-
prezentuj1cich Slovakov ma tel
to slavnosti. Potion predstavil "a
prveho recnika p. Jozefa Mar
tinko, predsedu jubilujdceho Cd
boru.
Pan Martinko, obi 'nbeny slo-
venshy pracovnik Youngstown
v svojej reel spomenul t'azkosti,
akymi Dol Mar. Slov. Spolok "a
lozeny a predstavil pritomnym
jedneho 20 zakladatel'ov n. S. S.,
p. Jana Jurco.
Pan Michal Fialla recnil DO
anglicky a predstavil obecenstvu
vel mi peknym predslovom danny
20 Ziveny, spomen1c, ze sa test,
ked' sa tax shromazdily Sloven-
KY 20 VSetKych 4S StatOV Amerl-
ky pod jednou strechou v oslavo-
vanf jubileumu bratskeho spolku.
0 Zivene sa tiez pochvalne zmie-
nil, vysloviac vieru, ze Zivena
zaisti Slovakom miesto v ameri-
ckej historii navzdr. Pan Fialla
potion odovzdal kl'1ce mesta,
odovzdane mu mayorom, NEST
skemu advokatovi Mr.. Lewisovi,
ktory ich odovzdal predsedkyni
Ziveny, pani Volarikovej. Pan
advokat Lewis NAL krasnu rec k
damam, v ktorej opisal vel 'kost
nasho mesta, jeho priemysel, bu-
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1925-05-22

uOVv, ODcnOd krasne parky
ktore sa vyrovnajil h3cktorym y
Amerike. Spomenul, re Spina ;
Gym sn najlepslm dokazom, akt
| je nase mesto ruSnd. Potion sa O
bratil k celemu obecenstvu a pek
nymi slovami pochvalil yonngs
townskych Slovakov. Kvlast spo
menul nasho vynikaiilceho slo
venskeho advokata, p. Jana A
Willu, ktort je vseobecne ctent
NEST 'ahstvOm Slovakom lie ku
cti.
PAM Volarikova, d 'akuj1c "a
kl ice mesta, vzdala svoju poklo.
nu mestskej sprave potion obra.
tia svoju rec Sloyakoch ameri-
ckych. Spomenula zaslnhy zakla-
datel'a n. S. S., p. Y. Rovniane-
ka a tie vel'ke t'azkosti, cez kto-
re americkl Slovaci museli prejst
kym sa dopracovali terajsich w
sledkov. Ciel'om americko-sloven-
skych zien je byt' dobrymi zena-
mi a vychoyat' dobre dietky, kto-
re budn hrdost on nielen Slova-
kov, ale ale al Ameriky. .
Potom predstavena bola pani
Maria Slifka, ktora recnila "a I.
X. s. u. j. Hovorila krasnou slo-
yencinou a vel mi doicmne,, take
zbadane boly Shy V mnohych O.
ciach. Vyjadrila sa, ze IkSZJ
prechovava sestersk1 lasku voGi
clenom Mar. Slov. Spolku a po-
darujGc kvetiny, priala mn0ho
st 'astia a zdaru vo vSetkych ich
pracach.
Potom odovzdana bola krasna
kytica kvetov cd spolku Sv. Mar
tina, c. 25. IKSJ. so srdecnym bla-
hozelanim ku 35. vvrociu 8. Cd
boru.
Pani J. f. Vavrekova, tajomnf-
cka Ziveny, hovorila. re sa zprvu
necitila dobre V Youngstown. ale
teraz re sa jej uz nebude chciet
ami odist'. l. 'utovala, re Mr.. Lee
wis odovzdal kl'dee mesta hi.
predsednicke, pi. Volarikovej, le-
bo ia je vraj prfsna, a bola by
radSej, keby ich boil odovzdal da-
ktorej druhej 1radnicke. Potom
sa no opyytala, ei nema inych kl'u-
Gov, naco Mr.. Lewis pon1kal pi.
Vavrekovej klTiee cd jeho piv-
nice. ..
Nasledoval mas obl'1beny NEST
sky sudca, Heffernan, ktory NAL
hlbolo premyslenn rec ameri-
ckom narode, V ktorom je vliato
tol 'ko narodnosti. Americky na-
rod by nebol cely, keby neboli v
nom vliati al vsetci Slaviani a s
mimi al fch dobre vlastnosti Sud
ca Heffernan spomenul al nasho
vel 'keho Slovaka a slayianskeho
proroka, jana Kollara a skoncil
so slovenskymi vierozvestami, sv.
Cyrillom a Methodom. ..
(Dokoncenie ma 3. strane.)
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1925-05-22
VYCHoDNEMU POBREzIU
HROZf KATASTROFA

Vychodnemu pobreziu Spoje-
nych Statov hrozf TAXA katastro-
ia od zemetrasenia, aka sa udala
v San Franciscu roku 1906. Toto
ndavajii ucenci, ktori studovali
koru zeme Cd New Yorku az pa
\ Kanadu.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1925-05-22
GAZOLfNovA DAN NEPOD-
LIEHA REFERENDUMU.

Najvyssi sud statu Ohio roz-
hodnul, ze gazolinova dan, kto-
ri vyniesla minule statna zako-
nodarna, nepodlieha referendum
a nasledovne zostava platnou v
tomto OIL 'ade. Automobilove klu-
by, ktore bojuju proti dani, majtl
teraz uz len jednu nadej, ze dan
bude zrusena, a ia je, nedstav-
nost' zakona. Automobilove klu.
by podaj1 tieto dni zalobu ma
najvysSi sud, v ktorej napadnuta
bude 1stavnost' zakona.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1925-05-22

sic, tax i policajny s6f Powell q
policajt Jeffrey tvrdia, ze povest
o pijatike je loz vyzyvaj1 gu.
vernera, aby vysiel faktami ma
.verejnost ak ma nejake.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1925-05-22
Kenvencia ziveny
' plnon pride
Su vyhl 'ady, re neskonci sa do
sobcty.- Vsetko ide poriadku.
Nova tablica prispevkov priiata.

XII. konvencia narodnej orga
fnizacie slovenskych zien Anne
rike, "ziveny', zahajena bola ,
pondelok rano O 9. hod. hi. pred
sedkynou, pi. Marion Wolariko
YOU. Po formalnom zahajeni hi
nradnicky delegatky odiiSly ns
! sluzby bozie do chramu Sv. Co
lumby, kde slGzena bola slavnost
ma sv. omsa. Pc sv. omSi krasnu
slovenskn kazen NAL. Rev. j. j
Frena. Pc sluzbach bozich vSet
ky hi. nradn1cky a delegatky boly
odfotografovane pred chramom
Potion uradnltky a delegatky 0.
disly zpat do konvenenej miestno.
sti v Moose Hall, kde sa V praci
pokraGovalo. .~,~ '...
V prvy den vymenovane holy
rozli6ne vybory, ktore skoncily
svoju pracu a podaly svoie zpra.
wy.
Ma druhy den podavane boly
zpravy hlavnych Gradniciek. HI.
predsedkyna v svojej obsfrnej
zprave spomenuia, ze Zivena "a
posledne tri roxy vzrastla mad
vsetko oeakavanie. Prijatd boly
mnohe move Odbory, ako al Od-
delenia Podrost,1 a jednotliveho
tlenstva. Tiez spomenula pekny
vzrast pokladnice a odportitala
ably sa Zivena stala riadnym Gle
nom Americkeho Cerventho Kri-
ia, ,aeo bude, prijate.
-Zpravy "vsefkFych hl-. nradnicick
boly prijate so zapisnienou vd'a-
kou.
Usnesene bolo, ably organ "Zi-
vena' vychodil diva razy mesac-
ne.
Nova tablica prispevkov pri-
jata bolal jednohlasne.
Nateraz citane SIT stanovy, v
ktorych porobene budn radiEalne
zmeny, lebo neboly uz davno me-
meme. Oprava stanov vyzaduje
tol 'ko casu, re sn obavy, re kon-
vencia nebude skoncena tohto
tyzdna. Mimoriadne zasadnutia
budti vydrziavane.
Vol'by pravdepodobne preve-,
dene budu V sobotu popoludni.
Konvencia je prikladne parla-
mentarne vedena, re m6ze bvt
vzorom j pre- konvencie muzskych
organizacil.
Konvencna sien je nadherne O.
zdobena. Nachodi sa bllzko no.
tela Youngstown, kde s1 vSetky
delegatky ubytovane. V sieni je
vystreta americka zastava ko-
lisky prezidenta McKinleyho, Do
Niles zaviezol hi. uradnieky p. M.
Fialla, kde 81 prezrely rodisko pre-
zidenta a jeho Memorial.
Ma konvencii nadsene bola Vi
tana bvvala hi. predsednicka III
veny, pani Maria Ferienefkova 2
Clevelandu. ...
Mad predsednickym stolom vi
81 obraz zomrelej predsedkyni,
vel'kej Slovenky Pauly Novo-
meskej, v ciernom zavoji. Ma jej
lctu 1castnicky konvencie po-
vstaly $ miest pri zahajeni. Vobec
ma konvencii panuie 1primna Sc
sterska laska.
Konvenciu prisly uvitat' poeet-
ne spolkove deputacie a jedno-
tlivci sien je pima kvetin.
Mnoho zdar konvencie urobi-
ly panic Kubinova, Hermanova
Serfelova a p. Fialla. Delegatky
stcastnia sa koncertu p. Hoka
hromadne. Vsetky zasadnutia "a
hajovane sn modlitbou hym.
nami.
| fDokoncenic ma 3. strane.)
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1925-05-22
GUvERNER vYsETRUJE,

Guveraer Vic Donahey ma boz
clenmi komisie verejnych po-
trebnostl. Doznal sa, re 13. no
vembra traia elenovia komisie
boil v Youngstown vracaj1c sa
nazad do Clevelandu ma automo-
bile policajneho sEfa Powella,
mali til nehodu, ze sa sklzi do
priekopy pri Chagrin Falls. Y
nehode riadic auta, policajt JEFF
reys zlomil 81 nohu clenovia ko-
misie boil poriadne otraseni. Gu,
werner pocul, ze sa nehoda stala
pre- opilost' vsetkych q tax zacal
yvsetrouat'. Ako clenovia komi.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1925-05-22
Prve sv. prijimanie v Haselton

v nedel'u bude sa odbyvat' v
chrame Sv. Akbety ma Haselton
prve sv. prijimanie skolskych
dietok.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1925-05-22
sPOJENE sTATY ST zIADAJU
SVOJE.

A1s ,sl
~ =,
az, - =
:. : ~, -. "'N, .ae ia 'S'o'''".
80 80 -
10y -,
H., 80
~
:, ,'""',No' "'e'NJ ~
''
~ '"'
A"sl'cNo nam ''ez or''u'e' "ie
'o'o SVoJ'l uiAopu oA 'Spo''"'ai'
A"'eiiNo" i'os'ei' s'o'e "p''-
tky rradne P | urokam''
A"'efieha Vi"'a ''''''' Ae '''"
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1925-05-22
POLITICKY
P PREHL'AD
PAN VANSUCH IA
KONCILMANA.

Pochvalne znamy slovensky pra-
covnik East Youngstown, pan
Jozef M. Vansnch, nchadza sa 0
republikanslxn nominaciu na Il
rad koncilmana 2. Wardy v East
Youngstown. Vsetkych obcanov
Slovakov a Slavianov tom me-
ste lctive ziadame, ably "a p. Van
sucha pracovali primarkach
nanho do jedneho hlasovali.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1925-05-22

hlaSne.
Vstupne ma koncert len soc.
Nezabudnite den a miesto: v
nedel u, 81. maja $50 popoludnf
V st. COLUMBIA Hall ma w. Wood
st.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1925-05-22

stredu veeer, yp \ NJ G. A. dovy obchod krasne paky
audtrume zapom do posled sa vyrovna heckorvm
Evening star., 1925-10-17
DEMAND FOR SOFTWOOD
is BEGINNING TO DECLINE
Still Enough Work to Make Re-
Punishment Necessary Be-
fore Seasons End.

Demand for softwoods shows "a
tendency to taper off as the construc-
tion program reaches its final stages.
but there is enough uncompleted build
ing to neceSsitate retailers making re-
refreshments of yard stocks before
| they begin buying for Spring re
! qulrementS, says the American Lum-
! herman. Chicago. In the meantime
the industry remains in Il healthy po-
Sltion. Orders booked by 352 of the
principal mills during the week ended
October were per cent below pro-
duction. ii is true. but total orders for
the year TO date are less than one
/ thlrd or single week : cut under the
year output. Shipments for the week
We're on par with production. so
that there has been no addition to mill
stocks. Mixed car orders continue to
rule the favorite with buyers who are
so lnSlStent on immediate shipment
that the mills are turning down or
ders where quick delivery cannot be
guara nteed
Southern pine trading during the
current week was lighter than for the
preceding week, orders running 4 per
cent under production. compared with
= per cent above the week before but
tne activity throughout the South is
ho!dlng the market firm. Florida and
IeXaS are consuming record amounts
OF lumber, and demand in other South
efn states is expected To expand as
soon as the cotton crop is marketed.
stocks are not excessive, and upperS
ana tlmberS are actually scarce. Com
mons are more plentiful as the peak
or demand is now past. but prices as
a rule continue steady.
y decline in sales to Atlantic Coast
ana Mlddle-WeStern buyers was large
~ responsible for fir bookings falling
. per cent below production. as the
california and export markets showed
little change. Order files contracted
shghtly with slowing up in business.
but shipments l per cent in excess of
production prevented any aCcumula-
tlon OF stocks, which remain low, al
thouSn the mills are operating at ca
pacIty. Florida is being considered
as possible market by the cargo
mills, and if the movement to this
state during the Winter is heavy
enough ii is possible the market will
take on new tirmnesS Commons
snow signs Of weakness but uppers
are steady at current levels
Heavy shipments of both Northern
and Southern hardwoods are bringing
stocks into good balance and trade is
active with practically all the large
consuming industries. Prices are
firm.
Evening star., 1925-10-17
HOUSING CONTEST
PRIZE IS OFFERED
French Society Seeks Ideal
Home for intellectual
Workers.

In an effort TO encourage better
housing for intellectual workers, the
International Federation Of Building
and Public Works, with headquarters
at II Avenue Carnot. Paris, France.
announces the orga aniZation of an in
ternational essay competition for
which Willard Reed Messenger of New
York has offered 81 900 in prizes. The
first prize will be $500; the second
prize, $500; the third prize, $500.
Participants should submit their
papers typed in French or English not
exceeding 1000 to 5000 words. which
may be accompanied by sketches. not
later than January Is, and prizes will
be awarded the following month.
Papers should include the four fol
lowing divisions. states the official an
nouncement just issued from Paris:
!. Administrative or Legislative
measures for facilitating the construc-
tion of houses intended for the middle
classes or intellectual workers
Evening star., 1925-10-17
BUILDING PERMITS
SHOW BIG DECLINE
S308,950 in Construction Is
j Authorized During Past
| Week by Inspector.

Records In the building inspectors
Office show tremendous decrease IN
totals for new construction in the DIS
trict during the past week. The total
for so permits last week was 81 ,042.-
676, while S30S. $50 is the aggregate for
81 projects authorized this week,
decrease of S733.726. No permits were
issued the values of which went over
the SIS 900 mark.
The largest projects authorized this
week are: Herbert Adair, TO build at
2S40 Woodland drive, 100000: Robert
Monroe, TO build six brick and frame
dwellings, on Thirtyeighth street,
valued at S4S 0O6: Il. H. Gruver. to
build eight brick dwellings on Thirty
seventh street. $40 900.
Permits granted for alterations or
new constructions valued at 81 900 or
more are:
Robert Monroe. TO build six brick
and frame dwellings. 42-3-5-I-9-ll Th!r-
ty-eighth street; $4,000.
u. krechting. to repair 1910 East
Capitol street: 81 200.
Maggie A. Howell To build. 200 Capt.
tol avenue northeast: $3.50.
Jacob van Duzer. to build. 621 Thil-
ty-first street southeast; 81 900.
G.. II. Small Il Co, to build six pri-
vate brick garages. o0-4.6-I4-l6-lS
Rodman street; s2r1Go.
nlted Realty corpora UlOn. TO repair
1920 Ninth street; $4,000.
Hugo WorCh, to repair 5000 Abe
marie street: S1.500.
j. l.. BaCkovae, to build. Is Maga-
zine road southwest: $1,000.
Emerson & Orme, to build service
station. 912 Twelfth street; $4,000.
r. F. Saul. to repair 2261 to 221l
Eighth street; Sl.700.
Potomac Heights Land Co, to
build two frame dwellings, 5306 and
1910 Dorset place; $4,000.
w. c. and a. y. Miller, to build.
ASA Lowell street: $4,000.
w. c. and a. y. Miller, to build
4546 Lowell street: $500.
B. H. Gluver. to build, eight brick
dwellings. PIG to 2l30 Thirty-seventh
street: $40 900.
Dupont Laundry. to repair, 2533
Sherman avenue: $4,000.
j. A. Spanogle. to build two frame
dwellings. 1912 and 1874 Hamline
street northeast; $1,000.
Ida T.. Stinson, to build, 2i06 Irving
street southeast: $4,000.
f Armat. TO build, 1860 Lamont
street: $4,000.
Loughboro Development Corpora
tion. to build gas station, o30l WIS
consin avenue; $4,000.
Fred S. kogod, to build. gas station,
25l4 Wisconsin avenue: $4,000.
7. A. Cannon, to repair sos Penn
sylvania avenue; 81 500.
Isabella Randolph. to repair 1885 y
street; $4,000
s. w. Henry. to repair, 1912 and
1914 street: SO 500
!. ID. Scheer, to repair 1901 and
1908 II street northeast; $4,000
Mrs. Lawrence Lee, TO repair 2l22
lie Roy place; 81 900.
T. l.. Kane, jr., to build, GIG Aspen
street: ST 900
c. T. Bright to build. l3 Kennedy
street northeast; $1,000.
Louis Miller. to build two brick
dwellings, 1875 Stanton road and
2G04 Sheridan road southeast; 81 400.
John F. King, TO repair 932 New
York avenue; 81 900.
ArcadeSunshine Co, to repair 1876
Lamont street: 100
Herbert Adair. to build 2S40 Wood
land drive: $50 600
Evening star., 1925-10-17
REALTY FIRMS SALES
TOTAL QUARTER MILLION
Brisk Business Reported During
Past Week by Douglas &
Phillips, Inc.

Douglass & Phillips. Inc. this week
report sales of properties aggregating
an amount in excess of a quarter of a
million dollars.
The sales include 1879 Irving street
northwest. an eiSht-room and two bath,
semi-detached brick. sold for the Thrift
Building Co. to Mrs. Alice NJ. Rob
erts. No. 1893 Parkwod place north
west, was sold for w. NJ. and kath-
leen Barrett to local investor.
y house built by James T.. Douglass
Evening star., 1925-10-17

zation, etc.
3. New construction methods in
tended to reduce the cost of building,
together with sketches.
The data submitted and sketches
must bear some legend or pseudonym
and he sent with an inclosed plain.
sealed envelope bearing only the
legend on the outside and containing
Evening star., 1925-10-17

inclosed the name, address and pro-
fession of the competitor, which will
be opened only after the winners have
been selected by the jury of judges
The jury will include at least two
American members, three members
will be named by the international
federation and three by the French
National Federation, and three mem
bers named jointly by these two organ
Evening star., 1925-10-17

at the corner of Sixteenth and Varnum
streets northwest, containing eight
rooms and three baths, was sold to
Thomas Holman Donnelly of New
York No. 125 u street northwest. a
six-room and bath brick row house.
was sold for James r.. Douglass to a
local investor No. 1872 Lewis street
northeast, a six-room and bath brick
built by Cooley Brothers, was sold
for them to j. a. Fuller.
An apartment house at 1920 l. street
northwest was sold for w. F. Donnelly
to a local investor. This is a compare
lively new building, erected by the
Wardman Construction Co, containing
% apartments.
Evening star., 1925-10-17

izations. The jury will choose it's ovt1
president. "
The subject of better housing flor
brain workers was given primary con
sideration at the biennial congress Of
the International Federation, held in
Paris in June, at which 40 nations
were represented, and to which Presi-
dent Coolidge appointed several Amer
lean delegates
Evening star., 1925-10-17
Noted Norwegian Painter Dies.

OSLO. Norway. October II LP-
Christian kroSh, noted norwegian n
painter. is dead at the age of 73. He
devoted himself largely to portray
Ing sailors and fisherman and land
scanes of a simple type.
Evening star., 1925-10-17

Spongin, the principal constituent
of commercial sponges, is chemically
closely related to the principal con-
stituents of silk
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-11-05

8. Helping Lady Out of a Wreck
Few situations offer so many oppor-
tunities for faux pas as that present
ed by the necessity of helping a lady
out of a wreck. The difficulty of do
ing the thing correctly and in accord
ance with the best traditions of So
ciety is aggravated by the fact that
whatever is done must be done speed
lily. 1t must be borne in mind that
there is no time for thought To run
circles about the lady in obvious be-
wilderment for fifteen or twenty min
utes, finally stammering I'm awfully
sorry but for the life of me | can't
think just what should be done under
the circumstances. Will you mind re-
naming right where you are for a
few more minutes while l go get my
Book of Etiquette?" is the pinnacle of
boorishness. 1t is time for deeds,
not words.
II the lady is lying in a fairly com,
Portable and thoroughly orthodox pc,
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and it is the better part of valor to
hesitate and await. recognition from
him.
Should you attempt to snub him
completely, he will demand summar.
lily, Hey! Are you blind or sumpin ~
to which any number of replies would
be proper, but the conventional one
is: No, your excellency, in fact
since | adopted bifocal glasses / have
had no eye trouble whatsoever. 1t all
depends on the oculist. can give you
his name if you want it.
Who do you think you are-the
PRESIDENT" the traffic policeman will
reply if he has been correctly reared
NO you should reply ION the con
trary, l have never even been a candi-
date"
How'd you like to take a little trip
to court?p he will then ask.
IF you're quite sure | won't be, but
ting in, you should reply.
Back over there to the curb!" is
the customary rejoinder at this point
1t is then proper for him to present
what is known as a summons.
The motorist should accept the sum
mons bid the officer good afternoon
and say Thanks You must come
over to my place and see us some
time too"
1t is not necessary to shake hands
when parting.
8. Collision with pedestrian Gun
insured.) No motorist who has been
brought up right will run into a pedes
trian just for the, zest of the thing
Care should be taken to make every
instance of this kind an accident
After hitting a pedestrian and
knocking him for series of loops,
the driver should follow his flight
carefully to ascertain when he lights,
He should then speed to the spot lift
up the victims and say Lam exceed
ingly sorry. Did you get my number?"
II IIlG pCuCoIlIon IGpllCo III Tic nO5-
alive the driver should let him fall
back, hop his car and take it on the
wing
If the answer be in the affirmative
the driver should say: my dear fel-
low, it distresses me to meet you I'M
der the circumstances. And, besides,
you broke two of my front lamps and
bent the bumper so it'll cost me three
dollars to get it fixt."
= BY this time crowd of several
thousand will have gathered. Present
ly they will cry, Lynch him!" and
chase you up on the porch of the near
est dwelling,
You are then confronted with that
most embarrassing question:
Should you invite them to the house
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Legion Is HOnOred By
Appointment Of Veteran
COLONEL HANFoRD MacNlDER SO
YEARS OF AGE APPOINTED
ASSISTANT SEC. OF WAR
By Robert Fuller

He may be the baby of the Presi.
dents little family, but. we at least
now have a man helping direct the
War Department who has smelled
gun powder and knows what it is all
about" So remarked a grizzler regu-
lar army sergeant stationed at the
barracks relative to the appoint.
ment of Colonel Hanford MacNider
Of Iowa as the new Assistant Secre.
tary of War.
Summed up, that frank expression
of the veteran just about indicates
the national satisfaction in the ap-
pointment of the youthful and un-
married Iowan to his important post.
The resignation of Secretary of
War Week, long anticipated, brought