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much you are willing to share with
them.
That's what 1t means"
"Well," said Mrs Parrot. NOW
know another word. I'll say hospit-
able, hospitable. though it's not so
easy to say as some others I've
learned"
mot so easy" said Mrs. p. Parrot.
"but it's well to say more than one
or two things. We don't want par
rots to get lazy about what they say.
"We don't want them to say so lite
tie that people think they aren't SO
very laxative after ALL"
ooh, no, we don't want that" said
Mrs. Parrot, $50 I'll learn the word
and say it some time when my keeper
is around. have heard him use thar
very word lot, now that think OF
it. 1t has such "a familiar sound"
II hear,y Said Mrs. Parrot, that
there are Some new arrivals in the
zoo. bn't mean babies-I mean
some Rss@ full-grown animals.
U.s. Shat so?" asked Mrs. Parrot; Il
hadHd't heard"
MIt's So" said Mrs. P. Parrot.
tThere are a Mr.. and Mrs Lechwe
katerbuck
krhey belong to the antelope or deer
bly, and come from Africa.
believe they're handsome couple.
lovely eyes, such as all those an
|E Res have.
= u pally, the eyes of antelopes are
81 beautiful, and so are their faces.
Il ZEN there is Mr.. Cape Aard
at?' asked Mrs. Parrot, in
N II brill voice.
Cape Aard vark," repeated
||l5& P. Parrot His first name.
is from Dutch word meaning
lW and his second name, Vark. is
u itch word, too. meaning Pig
III is a big, husky creature with
Y $ face and square snout, straight
II 3ng-up ears. stout short legs sharp
and a fairly long, thick-looking
~ '"rhey say that he burrows IN the
earth like anything. and that his skin
makes nice leather and his body good
food, but no one is going TO eat him
here.
HE is here for show. And he is
quite show. He's pretty unusual
looking animal-not so pretty as he
Is so unusual. ! mean pretty unusual
to go together, you understand"
Here for show. here for show"
shrieked Mrs. Parrot. well, we'll
Shrek and call and they'll come and
see us, toe. We're here for show
as well.'
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eggs, grating of nutmeg and tea
spoonful of grated lemon peel. Mix
and roll one-half inch thick. Prick
with a fork and bake in a hot oven.
Breakfast Toast.-Melt three table
spoonfuls of butter in frying pan.
Cut bread into one-fourth-inch slices
and cut each into squares. Lay these
In melted butter. Beat four eggs
well; add salt, paprika and pepper to
season with one-half cupful Of milk /;
pour over the bread. Cook until we'll
Drowned ON the bottom. then turn
each piece with a spatula and brown
on the other side. Serve hot.
Arabian An1brosia.-This sounds
good enough for any occasion, but is
a most simple and easy-to-prepare
dessert. Measure two cupfuls of
choice dates, wipe them carefully and
remove the pits. Cut the dates into
quarters and combine with one cupful
of walnut meats coarsely chopped /;
add one tablespoonful of lemon juice
and arrange the mixture in sherbet
glasses; top with spoonful of
whipped cream, or marshmallow
cream.
Fruitines.-Beat two eggs and add
one and one-half cupfuls of sugar,
one-haIf cupful of softened butter and
a teaspoonful of salt. Soak one cup
full of raisins In two tablespoonfuls
of orange or any fruit juice for an
hour, then put through the meat
grinder. Mix and sift three and one
half cupfuls of pastry -four; add the
fruit Juice, one teaspoonful OF soda,
two tabIespoonfuls of milk, one tea
spoonful of cinnamon and one-half
teaspoonful of cloves. Mix all to-
gether and beat well; add the ralsins
and drop by teaspoonfuls on baking
sheet, two inches apart. Bake eight
to ten minutes. This recipe makes
about fifty cookies.
Chop Suey.--Take one-half pound of
iean veal, cut into pieces, two cupfuls
of celery, one-half cupful of onions cut
fine, one can of bean sprouts and three
tablespoonfuls of Chinese sauce. Heat
the mazola, cook the meat In it until
done but not brown, add the celery
and onions and cook until well-heated
through, but not soft Add meat
stock or water from the bean sprouts
to cook the vegetables. To one cup
full of broth add two tablespoonfals
Of cornstarch to make the gravy; sea-
son well. add the chop suey sauce
and serve hot.
N,.,. W. rt.Q
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lcovery after another greets the eye,
In the way of cunningly devised sweat
ers, frocks, capes, scarfs and other
charming knitted items too numerous
to relate. Gay color? There's a
wealth of 1t. That is what this sea
sons knitted toys for little boys and
girls is noted for and this is as 1t
should be. for what more joyous COM
bination is there than children and
color?
The little girl in the picture radl-
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the biscuit, as this will insure them
from being soggy, or soaked.
A bit of chopped onion, parsley or a
bit of Glove of garlic may be added
70 meat pie, making 1t more APP
petizing.
Dutch Pot Pie.-Cut into dice one
half pound of smoked ham, cook slow
ly until well-heated. then add six
sliced potatoes, three onions sliced !;
cook few minutes with the ham, then
add three pints of boiling water.
Cover with biscuits made from butter
milk and baking powder, as they are
especially light and flaky.
California Eggs.-Have eight hard
cooked eggs cut lengthwise. Parboil
the tips of a bunch of asparagus. But
ter baking dish, put the eggs into 1t
outside up, cover with the asparagus,
then add the remaining eggs, yolks
down. Prepare a white sauce. using
cream and the liquor from the as
paragus. Pour this over the dish,
sprinkle with seasoning and well-but-
tered crumbs and bake fifteen minutes.
Breakfast Tomato.-HolIow out
small tomatoes and fill with the fol-
lowing: Drop a raw egg into each
tomato, season with salt and pepper
and cover with two slices of bacon.
Add bit of worcestershire sauce to
each, skewer the bacon with tooth
picks and bake in a hot oven twenty
minutes.
If you have little ginger bread left
over, or any plain cake, steam it and
serve with a lemon or vinegar sauce,
for dessert. Use one cupful of sugar.
tablespoonful of -four, one-half cup
full Of boiling water, grating of nut
meg and two tablespoonful Of vine
gar or lemon juice. Add teaspoonful
of butter, just before serving.
Add teaspoonful of sugar to peas,
or roast or stewed meats; it adds to
the flavor
Variety of Good Things.
Every little while some one asks
for recipe for Scotch short bread.
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generally useful over light 81 Rher
dresses
Among the new showings In ehsem'
bles there are suits for formal wear,
in which figured silk and BLACK
georgette are charmlngly combined
The coats are made in long, loose hines
with some sort of ribbon ruchinR, or
other trimming at the bottom tot give
them fiaring hues. and their sleeves
are fuller.
To visit the Juvenile realm Of
things knitted is like joufneying
through an Alicc-in- Wonderland scene
81 enchantment. One fascinating dis
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mother, Cook Book


water. dissolving the jello in boiling
water and finish the pint with the
fruit juice.
Pineapple, peach or plum Juice IL
especially good with lemon Jello.
A little of the juice from picked
peaches or pears adds much to the
mince pie which we all enjoy.
Very small baking powder biscuit
broken open, buttered and spread with
jam and served. make tasty hot
sandwich to serve with cup Of tea or
cocoa.
N4 hl~r, ~,slQ
o. 1925, Western Newspaper Union)
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PineappIa sandwlchea.

These are nice TO serve with cup
of tea or an iced drink. Take one
cupful of shredded pineapple. three
quarters of cupful of suga.. and
the juice of half lemon. Cook until
thick. When cold spread on sponge
drops cut into halves. put together
sandwich fashion.
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~ uEE z . 2
baked. In a small fam
lily there are always left
over meats that may be
used in such a pie For
chicken add the gravy, a
little thin cream or milk
to the bits of meat, cover
with baking powder bis
cult and bake. Be sure
that the chicken is boil
ING hot whom nuttinp IN
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No splendor of service can compen-
safe for inferior or badly cooked food.
A college for women which does not
send back to her home the daughter
more willing and capable to enter In
to the home problems and solve them
with heartiness and grace. Is not an
institution of learning. 1t is an IN
stitution of NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Gun
saulus.
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Much Too Many

Father addressing son at the dinner
tablet see you are at the foot OF
the spelling class again.
Son-Yes. sir.
Father How come this time?
SOM put roo many rs In scissors
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food, but will be en-
joyed occasionally; it is
nice served with a cup
of tea.
Scotch Short Bread
Take two pounds of
-four, one pound of but
ter, one-half pound of
sugar and two beaten
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e THE
k7KITCHEN
NCABINE 7 Il
10. 1929. Western Newspaper Unionl

There is so little rest! There is
such an unreasonlng passion for
activity And so we skim the sur
face of all things; we never look
down into their depths and see the
power of help and culture which
they might contain.-Philips Brooks.
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Of buttons and sometimes trimmings
in contrasting color. Boomers come
with these suits. Then there are jump
er suits to be had at prices most rea.
sonable. These serve admirably for
school and play time.
Other knitted luxuries for children
include knitted rayon tupic frocks
with knickers to match. Such lovely
colors are exploited as mauve, red
brown, blue and pink, bordered at the
neckline, hem and cuffs with either
beige. fawn, biscuit or white.
JULIA BOTTOMLEY.
20. 1925. Western Newspaper Unionl
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Gelatin PUDDING.

Take half cupful or more of any
fruit juice left from canned fruit,
measure, and when making prepared
jello add the fruit juice instead Of
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EVERYDAY FOODS

Nearly everybody will eat and en-
Joy good meat pie, If 1t is well sea-
copod ond nv ~ - I %
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much you are willing to share with
them.
That's what 1t means"
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1925-01-22

fatal leanyt, kinek. hozzasimnlasa
meg; most f'eellttiiiz7elte 'el .fsffi kebltt.
Becsbe erve, nems soka kellett
.varniok, hogy a kiraly ele kertilje-
mex, Balassa meglepetesere egy
vegzest olvastak fel nekik, mely
abbol allott: "hogy ellenseggel
val6 egyetertes miatt Felseg ellen
vetSknek latszanak, azert is fog
hazba kell menni0k /"
Balassa indulatosan ngrott fel
Is vedekezni akart, ebben perc-
ben Elk gr6f intett az 6rsegnek,
k0riilvett6k elvezettek 6ket. Elk
grof kiserte lie a lepcs6n. A Burg
udvaron zene sz6lt, az oft ossze-
gyiiltek "Hoch lot kialtottak, az
ablakokb6l zaszl6 lengett.
Elk grof Balassa melle keriilt.
- Ma iinneplik Erzsebet hercegno
eljegyzeset, par procuration, XII
lencedik Karoly francia 'kirallyal.
A grof SCENE hidegen, elesen vii
liant Balassara az viszonozta ezt
tekintetet. Megertette.
S Balassat egy vasrostelyos abb
la'au, mely b0rtonbe zartak, hol fel
evnfl tovabb maradt.
MilSsa kiraly t0bbsz0r megizen-
te, SGT megirta neki, "hogy az s
doheuk eld0leset sokara mem fog
ia hagyni, s6t AIT hovahamarebb
cl fogja vegeztetni". De ez csak
biztatas maradt. (" Hiaba kertc Xxi
Balassa Andras ketszazezer aranv
kezessegen 6ket, oily feltetel alatt,
hogy amely nap kivantatni fog, ar
ra el3 fogja 6let a t0ryenyszak
cleibe allitani, de mem hallgat6-
dott meg" S Balassa hiaba var
ia a szabadulast.
Mar feleve szenvedte a fogsa-
got, milkor Pribek Imre, hiisegcs
hadnagya, konyvek k0ze csoma-
golva egy lapos as6t kiildott be
neki. 1870 marcus San Balassa az
6rzo katonakat j6l tartotta borral,
p6nzt adott nekilS, hogy kockazza-
max, maga ezalatt t0ml0c0t meg
lsta es kisz0k0tt. .Pribek a faca-
nosban varta ket s0tet paripaval.
Balassa Janos, amint nyeregbc
szok0tt, 0klevel az alv6 varos fe-
le fenyegetett:
= Hej, Bees, kacskaring6s uta-
iddal, al1i megcsalod, aki benned
bizik!
Es lovat sarkantyrtba kapva, ell
vagtatott az egyenes, magyar six
sag fele.
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hA 1rARCZA 81
A RACAI.OM TRTA:F1Y lion

1869 6sz derekan fergeteges h6-
zivatar harangzta be a korai te-
let. Pozsony es Bees kozott kek
koi menes negv' sziirkeje ropitett
egy konnyii szant az orsza'guton.
Ket, bundakba burkolt ferfi igye-
kezett rata Bees fele. A fiatalabb
meg deli, sep ffrfi, elete deltn,
telve bizakodassal, kegyes nralko-
doja, kiralya ele akart jarulni fell
mentesert es elegtetelert 5 bizony
sagot tenni afelol, hoey 8 att6l
a gonoszsagt6l, mellyel 6t feketi-
tik, teljesseggel artatlan; 8, aki el-
SO ifjusaeat6l fogva Ferdinand XII
rally udvaraban lakott, megtanu}-
ia oft, mi legyen illend6 egy io
S nemeS l2ondoIaozaSu cmbrrhpz s
mind bekessegbcn, mind hadakO-
zasban jo hirt nevet kivant ma
ganak szereZni mindenkor.' Ell
s6izben is ''igen kegyelmes valaszt
adott neki Miksa kiraly azzal
az intessel bocsatotta ell magat6l,
hogy eddig valo hiistgtt azutan is
sZemei el0tt tartsa eS a Posoni be-
alland6 Dietan megjelenjen". Icy
most sem volt mitGl tartania. Mix
sa kiraly meghallgatja es igazsI
got szolgaltat neki.
A joval idosebb Dob6 Tstvan
mem volt oily bizakodo, mint a til
zesverii, heviilekeny Balassa il;
nos. o tudta, NIT varhat B6ost6l.
Tapasztalta Eyer ostromanal, hol
biztatast igen, de felment6 serc-
get csak mem kiildtek neki, de
mem tudott jobbat, ICY dacos le-
lekkel, megbantott onerzettel ko-
vette vele egyiitt megragalmazott
tarsat.
Eel evvel elebb volt, hogy ter
hes vad ment a kiralyhoz, mintha
Botskai Gy0rgy osztonzesere, Ba-
lassa Janos Dob6 Istvannal S mas
urakkal osszeeskiidt volna, hogy
Szelim, Tor0k csaszar hivevel, "a
polya Janos Zsigmondnak Z0lyo
mot es Levat altal adjak. azutan
Zapolya segitsegevel Fiileki es
Szetseni tor0k0ket is maguk mel
le veven, Nyitrara jissenek, ott
Bornemisza Pal pUsp0k0t meg
oljek, yarat varost megvegyek,
Posont S Nagyszombatot hovaha-
marabb elfo,glaljak $ ICY Maximi-
liant a Magyar Kiralysagb6l ki-
szoritsak' Foreats Ferenc piis-
pok, XII Zapolya udvaraban for
gott; maga latta a levelet, melyet
yalami Barabas newt ember witt
Zapolyahoz. A hivsegeben megban
tott, becsiileteben megsertett Ba-
lassa Janos saz els6 hire, melv
hozza eljutott, Becsbe sietett,
bogy igazolja magat oman Mix
sa altal kegyesen elbocsattatvan,
hazafele forditotta a szekere rud-
jat.
De hir, mely lassan jart akkor
TAFT, - postakocsi, lovasember, de
nagyobbara ,gyalog-p6sta vitte
szerte az orszagban - csak ANIMAL
biztosahban elerte AIT, akinek
szolt mire Balassa Janos haza-
ert Becsb0l, ketfele osztotta szama-
ra az orszagot: akik hittek es akik
mem hittek az arulasban. Balassa
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A csendOrok lloztak.

A borton6rok a birosag egyik
regi ismeroset vezetik be a terem-
be.
Hallja, - SOL a bir6 a vad-
lotthoz, - maga ebben az eszten-
doben mar harmadszor all lit. Ho-
Cyan keriilt megint ide?
Hat csend6rok hoztak, nagy
sagos biro nr.
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IRTA r AY Ito N A

Janos megrazta hatalmas fejet r
Eth lrigy hazugsag az egesz, a
kapronczai Fl, Kenderessi Istvan
mesterkedese.
S mem is k0vetett mas nyomot
Tudta, hogy nepet kifoszt6. err
k0lcseiben megromlott pap. Xxi
biintet6se el6l a torokhoz szok6t1,
sz0vi most cllene a bosszu halo
jat. Majd a Dietan igazsagot ia
lal $ addig emelt f6vel nez ra-
galmak el6, hiszen kiraly, =
afel6l biztos lehet, hogy nem csale
Selmenti, de kitiintet6sscl bocsat-
ia el. Hiszcn f6l evvpl czel6tt is :.
Nit tudott 8 arr0l, hogy a XII
rally Kennel akkor biztos hirt hog
talk a szultan fcl9yvcrkezes6r6l. A
poroszt6l mem varhatott segitse-
get, francia kirallyal valami ftl-
reertest szitott az armanyos olasz,
a Sajat generaliSait0l b6 tapaszta-
latot S2erzctt a SchWendi eS Salm
Eckhart Gy6r mellctti megtorpa-
nasahoz, ammek Palota 6s Gyula
elveszteset k0sz0nhette. Batrabb,
vitezebb vezerekre volt sziiks6gc,
Xix mem felt.k a b6riiket. A see
csenyi kudarcot BalaSsa .Janos sok
vitez tetteivel req kik0sz0riilte IS
zsoldoS had:ereg helyett a maga
vitezeit allitana csataSorba, ha kel
lene. Sziiksege volt a BalaSsa
kardjara, a Balassa ptnzere, exert
volt oily szelid kiraly bocshna-
ta.
Az6ta a szultan fegyverkezese
ellankadt, a francia kiraly kib6ki-
.eSefe IS 1aialtak mcdof ne
met urak nFlltan vadoinl kezdteK
baiassat. M Vagvonara Vagyott,
III Klraly keSyet lrlgyelte toie,
nj csak a maSyaft Iralta henile.
> keihek' Ve'tek kof''l 5 Vaalol ia
hiaaiak mlhoeilllt'
MaJd Dletan, - szo!t ma
kacs gUggel s megszegve buszke,
sep .feJet, v'llamlo szemmel 6s
dorgo leptekkel ment fel Klsasz-
szony-havaban megnyllo Dleta siile
Sezo termebe.
De q Rendek is ket r6szre osz-
l9ttaIl iirytben yoltak ak?G coy
szeyiien felmentett6k volna "N4-
melvek siiroett6k hoov q torv4nv
ntian kell Sket meoite]ni. ma
sok AIT vitattak hogv minden idS-
balasztas n6lkiil Srizet ala kell
6ket venni azutan a t0rv6nvhez
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NV ...:zzzz=..---s ...:zzzz=..---s
ment becsi nton, nagy, fa,gSott
hodarabokat csapya az ntasok ar.
eaba s Balassa Janosnak egy ma
six szankazas jart az eszeben. Veg
re nagy hullamSt vetett szinte
aterezte, al6lte.
Eel evvel ezel6tt, mid6n kirAlya
ele .iarult az keeyesen elboesa-
totta, meg az ajt6bol visszahivta,
"vele kezet fogott es AT paran-
csolta neki, hogy meg azonnap
delben ismet udvarba menjen GS
a kirdlyi familiaval egyiitt vegyen
reszt azon szamkazAsi mulatsagon.
mellyel az Bets, hoval megt0ltott
utcain fogja magat viditani ma
gyobb tisztesseg okaert leanvat,
Erzstbetet bizta rea :.
S delben Oft ALT BalasSa Janos
nfgy szurkfje, selymes, aranyGs
>zerszamban, gyemantt6l, rubint-
tol csillo@6n. Min3cn cSatt. $50
ritek csak egy dragak6nck volt
foglalalatja. Idegen malarak lem
90 pelyhes tolla forgokcnt lebc-
gett a lovak homlokar6l, a magas,
dragakoves, gy6ngy6s napsiitds.
ben czer szinben jatszo kaparol,
melyen szaz kis eziiStcseng0 csi-
lingelt. Tancolva, agaskodva all
tax a Burg -kapu el0tt a tIzesvf-
Ri szjirktk, melyekhez a kiralyi
istall6bcliek sem voltak foehat0k
50 sdelin, mtlt6saggal ALT mellet-
tiik Balassa Janos, panyo-evevel,
teljebcn f6rfi sz6ps6gnck, mely-
mex mem volt parja az udvaroncok
k0z0tt, - 6s vart.
Nemsokara egy hattyuhmdaba
burkolt fehfrstg A0zeledctt felt-
.ie, fejtn ruha, r6zsaszinii eapuc-
honnal alig hogy eszrcvctte, mar
fent is tilt a szanon.
Az udvari hirn0k kiirtolt d
menet megindult. El6l kiraIyi
fogat, n6gy sziirk6vel a kiralyt 6s
kiraIyn6t vive. Utana Rudolf
tron0r0k0s tiizes fcketen, melyct
aIi@ birt a cSeh vadasz megfekeZ-
nj. Azutan Emo f0herceg, a len
gyel kiralynak szant, trefas j6-
kedvvcl maga hajtva sz0gszin pa
ripait. Csllpa csillogas, arany es
pompa volt minden, de a Balassa
Janos szanja volt a legszebb mind
k0z0tt. EFT tartottak, akik ARA
menni lattak 0ket. Pedig sokan lat
tax. ITALIAN inert a legmosolygobb,
legbajosahb r0szas arcocska inte-
oetett Xxi bel0le s legszebb ferfi
tilt mellette.
AZ Elk gr6f rtanuk jov6 va
6aszszaniat es a t0bbi kiserettt
mar meg sem nezt6k a becsiek.
A varos zegzugos, girbe-g0rbe
sZiik ltcain csak lassan lehetett
-haladni $ a terhez szokott kekk6i
sziirkek mimdjobban hanytak a fe-
juket rajtuk levo sok kis csen-
gG mindhangosabban csengett-
bongott.
= ICY lesz ez mar mindig? =
d0rm0gte az Greg kocsis, alig gv6z
We oket csititani.
De az udvari fogatok is megun-
tax az egy helyben forgast a
varosok Indian kifele indultak a
facanosba. A Balassa sziirkei egy-
szerre tert, erdot latva, mem bir-
tax t0bbe magukkal ugralni,
tancolni kezdtek ugy, hogy sim
te tiszteletlen k0zelbe jutottak En-
no foherceg szanjahoz.
A kis hercegn0 ijedten huzodott
tarsahoz a lovak egy-egy heve-
sebb mozdulatanal ,szinte hozzasi-
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1925-01-22
A nadragos meg a szamar

Uti, piifoli ma'kacs szamarat az
atyafi az uton.
ARA megy egy nadragos ember
- Ugyan, ne iisse mar annyira
AIT a sZegeny szamarat.
Az atyafi hatrafordnl, kop egy
hegyeset es odasz6l nadragos-
max:
Tan rokona kendnek az Il
szamar, hogy ugy sajnalja?
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1925-01-22
HUMOR
Orvossag a vakond-
turas ellen

Cseresznyes gazda retjen ma
gyon sokN volt a vakondturas.
Egyszer korcsmaban panaszko-
dix szomszedjanak.
- Hisz azon nagyon k0nnycn
lehet segiteni, - mondja a szom-
SEED.
r. Hogyan, szomszed uram?
= EFT a titkot egeszen ingyen
mem adom. De ha fizet 0t liter
bort, amt lit megiszunk, megta-
nitom ra, nit tegyen, hogy a va
kond ne Cseresznyes uram, hanem
mas retjet turja.
-Szivesen. fizetek, akar tizet
is, csak megtanulhassam a titkot.
Megittak bort.
- No, mi az a titok. - kerde-
81 Cseresznyes.
= Hat ada ell a retjet, akkor
maid mem a magaet, hanem a
maset turja a vakond.
A foglalo.
- No, kedves Truccne, hallom,
becses leanyat egy igen kellemes
kGlsejii fiatalember akarja elven-
nj.
- Igen, mar kapott is tole fog
lal6ba egy gyereket.
Iskolaban.
Tanit6: M6ric menjel haza, inert
te mar budos vagy piszokt6l.
Mosdassanaik meg es tisztan gye-
re az iskolaba.
M6ric hazamegy. Apja kerdi:
Miert gyiittel haza az iskula-4
|b6la
=. A tanito 'ur AIT mondta, hogy
en- bidos vagyok q piszoktoL Mos
dassal meg es- ugy kiildj vissza az
iskolaba.
- Eredjel vissza fam es mond
meg a tanito urnak, hodj the ne
yodjol edj 1BOLYA'sl Theged ne.
h u l. X 80
szaguljon, hanem thsged csak tha-
nassonf s'a.r
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1925-01-22
Miert mem jon
a na'gyneni?

- Anyuskam! Miert mem jon
mar ket het 6ta hozzank Maris-
ka neni? kerdi egy kisleany. /.
= Mert fiird0ben van, gyerme-
KEN.
- Hat olyan piszkos, hogy any
nyt kell fur0dnie