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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19
TOM SIMS


there just like hers.
Women are good looking but pc
culiar. They want their clothes all
just alike only different
Los Angeles doctor finds we all are
half lazy. We find he hasn't told the
half of it.
And, there's the doctor who says
we look like what we eat. We say he
must live on pumpkins.
Isn't it funny when you are mad at
somebody, today and still know you
won't be mad at them tomorrow?
You can live long time if you
don't do much else.
The ideal existence is to enjoy be-
ing good.
A wife is woman who wishes you
wouldn't be so foolish
I The future is coming, but we won't
enjoy its visit much unless we are
ready for it.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19
coon.

Under Indiana's new prohibition
code, hailed as the most drastic legis-
iation in the history of the state, pos
session of just one ounce of liquor is
prima facie evidence of guilt and is
punishable by fine and jail penalty.
Other provisions are equally as Sc
we're, especially the granting of power
of arrest to railroad employees.
But there is one section that should
find favor with everyone, and that is
the provision that the wife or children
of man injured as a result of in
toxication may recover damages from
those who furnished the liquor
The buyer of illicit whisky is vio-
lator, of course, but he is not as guilty
as the bootlegger who puts the temp
tation in his way.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19
A BIBLE THOUGHT A
DAY WILL DRIVE
CARES AWAY

A MAN that hath friends must show
himself friendly, and there is friend
that sticketh closer than brother
Proverbs 1924.
QUESTION-From what should we
be separate ?--2 Cor. GIT.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

The husband of the vice-chairman-or wo-
man we suppose we say now of the New Jersey
Republican State Central Conlmitte-has left
home for good This seems to be subject for
comment by good Democrat papers = which
might better spend a little space on that than
keep annoying us by stepping on the one sore
toe we have acquired since March the fourth.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

While nobody can blame public school teach
ers for reasonable effort to bring their in
comes up to a taxable volume we can hardly
commend the enterprise Of the one reported
in the telegraph who resorted to bootlegging.
There are limits beyond which even the school
teacher should not go.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

It is entirely probable that the absence of
the Vice-President did not affect the result.
lit is entirely probable that if he had been there
to break the tie, some one would have changed
vote SO there would have been no tie. But
that does not alter the very embarrassing fact
that he was not there
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19


No wonder Philadelphia is known
as a sleepy town. People staying up
late att might look sleepy next day.
Price of haircuts is up in Chicago,
Just when it's spring and all the folks
needing them.
Once, when a man was in love, his
barber got rich. Now, when mans
in love, his filling station gets rich.
Dancing masters met in New York.
Decided upon an international dance.
The old one is the war dance.
Opium parley failed. Nothing much
done. A drug on the market will not
be a drug on the market.
Los Angeles man wants lights on
baby carriages. Hardest thing will be
keeping the mufflers on.
Bored a California oil we'll thou
sands of feet. Next biggest bore is
some of the movies they make.
In New York, woman kicked in a
shop window. May have seen a hat
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

The bootlegger has precedent. The reve-
nue. department refuses to tax the funds of
Leo Kortez, because they were unlawfully ac-
CURED. But, by the same token Illinois didn't
hesitate to put him in the penitentiary for that
same unlawful acquiring. AS the old lady said
about the fire insurance-there's catch in it.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

Wisconsin has no monopoly on fool legisla-
ton Illinois has bill to prohibit leaving
baby-buggies in the hail. There are more dog
collars than baby -buggies in the average apart
ment building anyway
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19
ROWeU Says
By CHESTER H. ROWELL

Once more the bill to "legalize
horse racing" (Which is already legaD
is up in Missouri, and presumably in
other states. And of course, as usual
there is nothing about horse racing
in it.
1t would be a useful reductio ad alb
surdum for some one to introduce a
real horse racing bill, and see how
these alleged horse racers would ske-
daddle to oppose it.
There are laws for the public en-
enlargement of agricultural fairs like
enterprises, which could serve as q
model The bill could expressly, not
only "legalize" but promote horse rae
ing, with commission, and even an
appropriation, to help it.
If that bill was silent on the subject
of gambling, and left the anti-gambling
laws as they are, these "horse racers"
would not be interested.
Gambling is the only thing they are
trying to promote. Their bill should
be so entitled.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

And then-naybe Gloria knew what she
was about all the time Some girls do e
The more we skip in the Chicago papers
concerning traction, the more thankful we
should be that blessed be nuthin
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19
MOSTLY UNITED STATES.

The entire world spent $3,360,000,-
900 for autos last year. But the Unit
ed States was by far the greatest GUS
toner. This country leads with 62.5
per cent of the purchases.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

News of the death of Henry Han
ley, nephew of Father Roche, was re
ceived yesterday afternoon. The re
mains will be brought from the st
Vincent's sanitarium in California tt
Watertown, Wis, for interment.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

The city official bowling team de-
feated the school board team last
night at the Maple house. The teams
were as follows:
City officials Weller, 1876; Caster,
Ill; Priddis, 1877; Sershon, III; o.
Brien, 1854; Pirsch, 175-total 1864.
School board Burg, 1856; Will
liams, 115; Scholey, 157; Eichelman,
149; Pinzger, 1873; Harbert, 188-Total
933.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

Please note that it was in popuous section
of the state of New York that two families
were made i'll by eating raw pork. Evidently
some people in New York do not read the news
papers.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

The order to deport Charlie Chaplins mother
because her mental health was one of the sacri-
fees of the war, indicates that there is some
thing wrong either with law or its admins
tration.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

Editorial comments on the Vice-President
are now run in the telegraph. By the time
they go through the regular production chan
nels of editorial lucubration, no telling what
may have happened
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

The state Republicans have named
Kenosha as the convention city for
the purpose of choosing candidates for
the coming congressional election.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

One of the greatest arguments against fed
eral control is federal control. Congress passes
more senseessly annoying laws to the square
inch than the worst legislature ever did,
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

The ladies of the Park avenue M
E. church will give pancake social to-
morrow night. A program will be Civ
en- before the social. The following
will be on the program: Lulu Bohm-
rich, Miss Isabelle Bailey, Mrs. Fred
Perkins and Miss Josephine Jacoby.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19
Happenings
Is Years Ago
March 1s. 1900.

Kenosha will probably be left this
season with out boat service as it was
last year. The Graham and Morton
line, running between Chicago, Wauke-
gan and Kenosha, stopped it's ships
yesterday and no attempt will be made
to start a new line, it is learned.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

Heading says "Debs Rehearsing For Court
Just as we got all net up, thinking it was Gene,
we find it's only the girls brushing up their
dancing for presentation at Buckingham.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

Suppose Hughes did ''lose his eyes and his
eyeteeth'' in the Washington Conference. He
saved his whiskers.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

We hope the General sets his alarm clock
for April 10, as he is sure to say something in
teresting at the Lexington-C Concord battle
celebration, if he is there
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

If he believes in protection, he may
be a Republican, or he may be boot
logger.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

Carmel Myers has just got her last divorce
She says she will never marry any man in the
world. That seems to close her record in the
divorce courts
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19
A THOuGHT.

Wealth maketh many friends: b.
the poor is separated from his neigh.
bOr.-PrOv. 1874.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

If there isn't much to the town ex-
cept Main Street it isn't 50 hard TO
reach Easy Street.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

London, Yokohoma and Washington are all
set for new disarmament conference. Is Paris.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

Louisville says she would welcome Wisconsin
industries to her midst. Well, who but Wis
consin wouldn't.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

The morality of London sassiety seems to
run about par-but what a par
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19
EUROPEAN THOUGHT.

Too many Europeans think the mill
lennium will begin when America is
ready to finance it.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

and most of the practical farmers be-
hind it.
There is more politics in the first.
Between them, we wait while.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

If Chicago had some Kenosl1a Judges Ke
nosha wouldn't have so many Chicago crooks
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

AS every school teacher knows the proper
way to train child is to begin with the par
ents.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

A constant friend is a thing rare
and hard to find.-Plutarch
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

RUSSIA BETTER OFF?
large part Of Russia is better off
than it was under the czar--it's the
part that is dead.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

Price of haircuts is up in Chicago.
Just when it's spring and all the folks
needing them.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1925-03-19

In New York, woman kicked in a
shop window. May have seen a hat
Evening star., 1925-01-23
COOLIDGE EEXTOLS
OCEAN ENGINEERS
Beneficial Association Dele
gates Escorted to White
House by Davis.

President Coolidge received dele
gates attending the annual conVen-
tion of the National Marine Engi-
neers' Beneficial Association, when
they called at the White House yes
terday afternoon with Secretary of
Labor Davis, to pay their respects,
and made brief speech, in which he
praised the work they are doing.
Il congratulate you on this fiftieth
anniversary in the history of your
organization" the President said. TT
gratif1es me to hear of the excellent
record you have made in those years
for loyalty, skill and devotion in the
service you perform. Your. past has
been singularly free from differences
among. yourselves and with those
with whom you must cooperate. Men
who so conduct themselves show not
only a genuine pride in their calling,
but a high quality of American citi-
Zenship.
You have ever lived up to these
fine traditions of the sea, which you
and other Americans have helped to
create. 1t must give you satisfaction
to feel what an essential role you play
in maintaining your country's stand
ing on the seven seas, and l know we
can count on your continued loyalty
as we work out the future of our
shipping.
81 understand that your organi-
zation makes a special point of build
ing up and spreading among your
membership this pride of ship, pride
of country, and pride of service This
Is the mark of good Americanism. 1t
will please the whole country to be
assured once more that the important
work allotted to you is in the hands
of such men of your record for ac-
mplishments."
Evening star., 1925-01-23
PSYCHOLOGIST SPEAKS.
Prof. Jean Capart Is Guest of En-
voy Here.

Prof. Jean Capart Is Guest of En-
voy Here.
Prof. Jean Capart, Belgian arche-
OlOgist, was the guest of the Belgian
Ambassador and Nine. de Cartier last
Archaeological Society of Washing
ton. Prof. Capart of the Royal Mu-
seums of the Cinquantenaire, Brus-
sells, and professor in the University
of Liege, Belgium, was one of the
scientists who attended the opening
of the grave of King Tutankhamen in
the Fall of 1923. "a ~
Robert Lansing presided at the
meeting last night. att which Prof.
Capart gave a lecture on THE Mas
terpieces of Egyptian Art Sunday
evening Prof Caparts win. speak at
Trinity College on Golden Deeds of
Egyptian Excavators. - ~
DR.. Carroll announced the follow
ing new members elected by, the ex-
ecutive committee of the Archeolog-
icaI Society: H. Z. S. Yousry Pasha,
the Egyptian Minister; DR.. John NJ.
Cooper, Charles Ray Dean, Mrs. F. w.
Dickins, Justice Samuel ]. Graham,
Frederick w. Hinke, Miss Laura A.
Knott and Mrs. Fulton Lewis.
The next lecture of the society will
be held at the residence of Mrs. Henry
F. Dimock,, February 8, when Prof.
George Grant MacCurdy of Yale Uni
versity, director of the American
School of Prehistoric Research in
Europe, will give an illustrated lee
ture on Les Eyzies, the Paleolithic
Capital of the old .World.2 He wil
also tell of the excavations on the
site near Lies Eyzfes, leased by the
Archaeological Society Of Washington.
Evening star., 1925-01-23
PACT WITH FRANCE
DENIED IN BERLIN
No Security Agreement Over
lures Made or Considered,
Luther Says.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
BERLIN. JANUARY 22.-The German
cabinet has not occupied itself of
ficiaIly with the question of negotiat-
ing a security pact between Germany
and France, as reported from Paris
Wednesday. the foreign Office stated
this morning. The cabinet has been
so busy with other affairs that it has
not reached any decision on the sub
ject it was added.
"a Berlin dispatch to a. Paris news
paper. on January 81 said diplomatic
circles in Berlin had heard that DIR.
Luther, the new German chancellor, in
tended to offer France a compact of
reciprocal military guarantee.)
1t is understood that the idea of
such a pact is being brought well to
the front in the discussion of the
Reichstag committee on foreign af-
fairs, in it's sessions from day to. day
being taken up with a view to allay-
ing the tension between France and
Germany arising from: the non-evacu-
alton by the allies of the Cologne
area. .. rf 81 frr.
~ 1t is recalled in this connection that
DR.. Wilhelm Cuno. then chancellor.
made a similar proposal o-F'rance in
December, 1922, Immediate preceding
the Ruhr occupation, but the pro-
posal was not accepted The pros
poets now are regarded as much
brighter, according to the German
view, both sides realizing that they
must somehow find a method of get
ting along peacefully.
Evening star., 1925-01-23
ExPOSITI0N'S PLANS
ARE WELL ADVANCED
Behind Scenes in Radio Studio to
Be One Feature of Show at New
Auditorium.

A tentative outline of the enter
tainment features at the Washing
ton Chamber of Commences preten-
tious industrial exhibition in the new
Washington Auditorium the week of
March 81 was given by Alfred l.
Stern, director, at a joint meeting
yesterday afternoon of the executive
and advisory committees of the
chamber.
The outstanding attraction will be
a show staged by the Districts ia
vorite radio artists, and plans are
being made to have the programs
broadcast by stations WRC and
WCAP. The stage in the auditorium
will be transformed into a model
radio studio in order to give visitors
an intimate picture of the scenes be-
hind a microphone when a station
is in action.
The committee expressed gratifica-
ton over the rapid disposition of ex-
hibit space. Mr.. Stern reported that
almost one-half Of the booth allot-
ment on the first floor, which will be
devoted exclusively to heavy exhibits
and demonstrations, already has
either been reserved or definitely
contracted for, as we'll as q large
portion of the space on the second
floor.
The Capital Traction Company has
reserved the largest amount of space
on the second floor for an elaborate
exhibit, while the Washington Rail-
way and Electric Company has plan
ned an interesting exhibit on the first
floor. Other exhibitors already book
ed include manufa cturers of bottle
caps, automobile truck bodies, window
shades. tile products, mattresses, au-
business office equipment, medicinal
preparations. food products, ice cream
and one large shoe firm will have a
working exhibit of hoe-rebuilding
machinery.
An effort will be made to have the
railroads entering the National Capt.
tai participate in the exposition. Gov
ernment departments already have
been invited to place exhibits.
Evening star., 1925-01-23
CHAPMAN TO FACE
TRIAL IN MURDER
U. S. to Surrender Notorious
Mail Bandit to Con-
nectiCut Court.

Unless legal teChnicalities prove an
unexpected bar, the doors of the At
lanta Federal prison Will release
Gerald Chapman, notorious robber, for
one more adventure in his checkered
career of crime-a trial on charges
carrying the death penalty
Federal officials have agreed to turn
Chapman over to Connecticut authori-
ties for trial on an indictment charg-
sng first degree murder in connection
with a store robbery at New Britain
last October. Chapman is charged
with the killing of James Skelly, a
patrolman. during the robbery which
occurred during the period of nation
wide search for the criminal after his
ESCAPE from the Atlanta prison in
March, 1923.
At the time of his escape Chapman
was serving a, 25-year sentence for
the $2,4o0,000 mail truck holdup at
New York in October, 1921 He was
returned to Atlanta yesterday follow
ing his capture after a gun battle on
the streets of Muncie, Ind.
Assistant Attorney General Dono-
van consented to Chapman's transfer
from Federal to State Jurisdiction
yesterday after States Attorney
Hugh NJ Alcorn had assured him the
evidence against the man in the
murder case was "indsiputable and
complete" Mr.. Alcorn stated that
although few legal technicalities
remained to be cleared away to
bring Chapman to trial at Hartford,
when the case is called in March, he
was convinced that, with the Justice
Department cooperating, this could
be done.
Evening star., 1925-01-23
Marine Corps Transfers.

, Maj. F. r. Hoyt has been transfer
red from Quantico to Philadelphia;
Maj. f. w. Sturdevant, from the
cruiser Rochester to the battleship
Utah; Capt. H. S. Fassett, from New
York City to the cruiser Pittsburgh:
Capt. r. L. Montague, from the Pitts
burgh to the navy yard, Washing
ington, D. c.; Capt. w. K. MacNulty,
from Port au Prince, Haiti, to New
York City; Capt. B. NJ. Gutenberg,
from Port au Prince to Lakehurst, n.
j.; Capt W. K. Marshall, from Guam
tanamo, Cuba, to Hampton Roads, Va;
Capt. H. w. Mitchell has been re-
tired; Capt. ]. c. Wood, from the navy
yard, Washington, D. c., to Port au
Prince; First Lieuts. H. F. Adams and
J. A. Mixson, from Quantico to Port
au Prince; First Lieut.. w. p. Kelly,
from Quantico to headquarters, this
city; First Lieuts. H. w. Bacon and J..
A. Stanners, from Port au Prince to
Quantico, and Second Lieut.. l. w. Mil
Ter, from the Navy Department to
Quantico.
Evening star., 1925-01-23
CONNECTICUT FARM HAND HOLDS
TO OLD HOME ON SPIRITS ADVICE
Declares Woman Who Died Six Months Ago Tells
Hin, She Wants Him, Not Daughter,
to Hare Property.

gone. And, finally, she has stood and
touched his hair, and told him to
hang on" and remember she want
ed the farm to be his"
More than 20 times Phoebe's spirit
has cryStallized out of the quiet of
the kitchen as he sat there at night
trying to keep warm, according to
Herbs story, and he has answered
freely the questions she has asked,
which could be heard by no other
mortal ears.
Thursday she came again. I've
thought it all out, Herb" he quoted
the spirit as saying. You must get
married. Find a nice girl with dark
brown hair, and when you're settled
down, they won't try to put you out.
I'm sorry the shock came so sudden
I couldn't make no will. But 1t Will
be all right, all right"
Experienced With Spirits.
This is not Herbs first experience
in spiritual realms, re told the writer.
Two years ago, when. he was sitting
in the living room, thinking things
over, he heard three knocks upon the
door. He rose to open it, and saw a
vision of his father lying on a sick
bed and then being lifted into a
coffin.
He and / were close, too" Herb
explained And when I told Phoebe
of it. she said it was7mpossible, and
we figured how it could be. The next
day 1 heard that Pa had died in the
same place and way ] saw him, at the
time the vision came. He came back
to talk to me often"
Herb holds open converse with his
ghost these days. He talks in full
toned voice, and says her voice is as
clear as his to him. Passing neigh
bors, hearing his voice, shake their
heads-and wonder.
Meanwhile, the small white farm
house, with it's hundred acres that
Herbert Lyman has kept up all these
years and guarded with the old dog
Pup since it's former owners death, six
months ago, has been sold. Unless
the law intervenes, the daughter will
get the proceeds. Thirty-fi hundred
dollars has been promised by old VII
liam Mccoy, and "$25 has been paid
down 80 -...'
The case will be tried some time
this month, perhaps, and Herbert's S
only hope is that it won't come up be
fore he's had chance to get an an
swer to a letter he wrote Sir Arthur
Conan Doyle, in England asking for
a verdict on how real his ghost is
and how far he should follow it.
Evening star., 1925-01-23
RAIL AND BUS HEADS
TO ATTEND HEARING
Expected to Testify on Ball Meas
ure for Compulsory
Merger of Line.

Officials of-the local street railway
and bus companies are expected to
testify this afternoon before the sub
committee aof the House and Senate
District committees. at the, first hear
ing of Senator l. Heisler Balls bill
for compulsory merger of the trans
portation companies of the District.
The measure, which has been intro
duced in the Senate by the Delaware
Senator, who is chairman of the SEN
ate District committee, orders the
Public Utilities Commission to route
street cars over the lines of botn
companies if they do not merge be-
fore July l. Since Senator Ball in
troduced the bill, it has been sug-
gested that the bus companies of
Washington should also be included
In the merger, and it is expected that
the subcommittee will consolidate
them with the other transportation
facilities involved
Senator Ball, who retires on March
4, has stated that he is anxious to
have the merger bill acted on at this
session. He believes that it will be
beneficial to Washin gton, and hopes
that by means of the present bill it
can be brought about.