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New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

At last, q postage stamp with Woodrow Wilson's picture on It. Criticism seems to have done some good. From Dec. 2S onward you can get one - by paying r cents each. The circulation will be dis tinctly limited.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
KRAZY KINDERGARTEN IConductcd by Gertrude, Jr)

Fletcher:
 Ella. pay attention and Use tho word partisan. Ella KeWshin: T must be in bed by 9 O clock No matter how I beg or weeR But you bet wen grow up III go
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
We Think Sol

We Think So! Behold tho oyster. Folks, how well It delights our palates when out of the shell. WE think Folks more delightful,
 too, When they come out of their
 shclls-dont YOU?
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

The football season no longer ends on Thanksgiving day. There Is the Army and Navy game Satur- day and then games all winter in Florida,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Somehow We cannot help won dering how 6 friend feels who five years ago bought $2,O0O worth of francs, expecting at least 10 double his money In year.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

To partisan dances, not sleep" Fletcher:
 Justin, take your elbows off of the desk and illustrate the werd 'porcupinc' for tho ciass.' Justin Case; "'Thmeh ham gonrally gives you
 stummick akc And sausidgo makes you whine, Why is it. my mother sed to me, That still for porCupinc?
 Bert Grcenwald. Copyright, 1925. Reproduction
 ForhidlonD
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Given one full season of profess slonal-ownership football playing "Red' Grange will make enough money to buy college of his own,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
A Tnurh Customer.

Little Margaret was downtown with her mother, looking for ma terial for q nightgoWn.
 The saleswoman showed the pair of shoppers q piece of blue material saying Here is q pretty piece ot goods, Margaret. It will just match your eyes"
 q don't have my eyes open when I wear a night gown the little girl quickly replied.
 John r. DcEinc.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
IN KLASS .AT KRNLY EOLLEGE
 tCcnluCtCd by Gcrtrudc)

IN kIANN AI NH.N'h 'h''''''
 tConductcd by Gcruudc) Teacher:
 "Mr. Wilde, you might use the word hatch in a sentence Wood E. Wilde: "Oh. THAT was the Mrs, Dc Marr
 just passed by! Why, lis rumorcd her money $
 all gone! Did you see inc cheap dress she was
 wearing and. dcar' Did you notice the hatch had on Teacher:
 Gan any member of inc class pro ducc q sentence with the word dis intcFrate?' ," ]. Otto Dodge: "I just got this letter from Alice u caAc one full hour too late For Edna and l are now mar
 riCd--
 Td better burn disintcgratc."
 Hugh G. Nussbaum.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
She Should Have Shared Her
 kuOWIpure

The daughtcr-just home from collcge-Was cyeing her low-br father with disdain as he poured his coffee into his saucer to cool 1t. Tn all the time l was away" she burst out, q never saw anyone cool their coffee that way."
 "Wu-al--" draWled her father, you oughia have showed them the trick"
 ---Hcartrouble, The Bobbed- Hail
 Bandit.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

It seems 10 be impossible to mis- quote Col. Mitchell All the report CTS need to do Is to make his statements strong enough.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
Member of the Associated Press.

The Associated Prest is exclusively en. titled to the use for republication of all newr credited 10 it ot not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published herein.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

The Legislature meets only once every two years, but the commis- sons and bureaus arc making new laws all the time.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

When "Red" Grange gets to Florida with his crew of grid eX- perts he will be mulcting the in- habitants insteal of being mulcted,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
Member Audit Bureau oi Circulation.

Ths A. B, c. is a national organization which furnishes newspapete and sdver. tlsers with a strictly honest analysis ol circulation. Oli circulation Etatistict are based upon this audit, This 'usufct protection arains. fraud in newspaper distribution figures 10 both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
TELEPHONE CALLS
 Business OIice .... a25 Editorial Rooms .... 92O

The only profitable advertising medium in tho City. Circulation books and press room always open to adyertlserL
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Thy crying need of the times is more coal wagons on the streets.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

All you med to know about the Tacna disput" between Chill and Peru Is ,1ubodied in the fact that tho terrain produces S175,o0oo ooop worth Of ni'ratcs yearly
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Thr karolyi incident is not yet closed Nr. StrasSburgrr of Penn sylvania, whose family was 10 have entertained Mrs. Karolyi, has re- minded th" administration that he Vas heavy contributor 10 the G. e. r. campaign fund and at an op- porlmc mom'nt switched from Hiram Johnson to Calvin Coolidge. NIT. Sm"sshurg"r isn't satisfied with Secretary Of S'a'e Kcl}ogg's "a- swcr" in 'uo karoy, matter, H. wifi bo ioin,1 py others.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

You can judge a man by the size of those whose criticism gets his goat,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

New England will see another total eclipse of tho sun on August $1, 19$2. It is not necessary to at tempt 10 remember the date, how cvcr as there will be plenty of re- mindcrs in tho papers fow months before it occurs.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

The really distinctive man is the one who hal a 2i-hour fast on Thanksgiving.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Mrs, Coolidge is already mailing her Christmas cards. It you don't receive yours this week you win know what 10 expect.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

So many people sent the CQo- lidges turkeys for Thanksgiving that the inference is somebody spread a report the Presidents salary wasn't large enough to per init the luxury that goes with cram berry sauce.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Despite England's experience, un- employment pensions will never be popular in this country as they do not permit the operation of 1liy- ycrs.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

The opening of the nut season finds the usual number clamoring for more laws.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Between now and Christmas all bad children will try to be good,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

The Herald ts on sais daily In New York at Hothlng's Newsstand Tinet Square: schultz's Newsstauds. Entrance Grand Central. l2nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

By a peculiar coincidence a po- tato and a chunk of coal the same size have approximately equal value in the open market.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Headline from Maine in a Tos- ion paIrr: "Tolafors bring to Nains unparallellrd prosperity. Farmers. suffering after four lean business men. oa verge Of hank bulging with deposits. Aroostook
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Now is the day for all men 10 realize the perils of overeating.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

From this 1t can be seen Maine farmers are buying everything ex- ccpt silk shirts.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
FactsandFancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

If only the nations would walt G2 years to pay off their grudges.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

The opening of the nut season finds the usual number clamoring for more laws.
 At times 1t is impossible to dis tinguish between a cool head and cold feet
 "The wife and r. maybe vulgar ism. but it shows nice regard for rank.
 The most annoying manifestation of vanity is the effort to be modest about Q darned small achievement Youth is that wonderful time when criticism and the weather don't matter.
 A stock exchange seat sells for 1 $130,oOO but you an get a sucker list for $10.
 Aw, let's don't do away with the crop estimates The boys must have something to bet on,
 Among the handicaps are a weak brain. weak body, and the prospect of inheriting a fortune,
 The office man with the large dia- mond is the one who wants to know if you've gotta match.
 An air service is helpful. Think how many people now know how to pronounce "dirigiblo.'
 When the theaters become cool enough and the seats comfortable enough, perhaps they can dispense with the pictures altogether.
 You see, if the federal tax is low cred, the state will feel free to soak us more, and won't that be nice?
 The arrangement works automati- Cally. Where ovcrpopulation is threatened, grade crossings are more numerous.
 A hick town is place where there isn't much to be proud of eX- ccpt the traffic problem and the local millionaire.
 One reason why $. R. O. signs are not used in Heaven is because few people are as good as they think they are.
 Correct this sentence: "The gar- age man kept my car q week. said he, and never once used it to ride about in" ! CProtcctcd by Associated Editors,
 Inc.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Amorlcanism: Scorning Jail birds: respecting criminals who dodge jail.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
; >o Ellg!..-H / fun chOb MAXS0N 0xKAL LpszL

Send all communications 10 Fun Shop Editor, care or the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
WHEN BLACK IS READ
Deterioration

Deterioration l wrote all last ev'ning, then sent out by post Four lines to The Fun Shop; yes, it was my first! And then l went out to a frankfurter roast; I'll say that is going from "werso" to Wurst,
 Mrs. J. E. Carney.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

may have their uses --- especially when one gets accustomed to them.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

If you miss jt there will be an- other chanro at a total eclipse in New England in 197o. For the cx- act time and exact area of torality, apply 10 tn" Harvard or Yale ob- soyatorios Then, if you think they might make q mistake about it. live long enough to confirm it.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Come to think of it, however. you should know more about it. The central line Of totaHty will cut across Quebec near Montreal through northwestern Vermont and central Now Hampshire and rass into the Atlantic ocean just south of Portland, No, at exactly @:$O ?. m.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
Men Weren't

Girls used to be different in your days, weren't they Grandpa" "Well--we told 'em SO"
 Frank W. Landgraf.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

business man, on verge of bank ruptcy, suddenly rich"
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

tssued Daily tsundsy Exesptedl At Herald Bldg. @ Church Street.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Here is a free ad for the Parker house, Boston. It is closed.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Many women are too weak for houscwork because they are not strong for 1t in the first place!
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

At times 1t is impossible 10 dis tinguish between a cool head and cold feet
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Shop carly and don't leave your money at home.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
Giving Credit

Giving Credit Little Walter, at the zoo, Saw the screaming coCkatoo, And the crested parakeet With his melodies un-sWcct. Finally his rambling walk Led him where the solemn stork Stood, reflective, like q sage, In the confines of his cage. Walters mother gentle dame, Pointed out each bird by name, Giving an instructive talk On each canary and stork, Saying to her son, My dear, Aren't you glad l brought you
 hcre?" "Ycs," from little Walter burst, 'But the stork, he brought mc
 first"
 NJ NJ 1I1n1,p1
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Washington, Nov. @7 P-Ad- visory 10 a. m. Southeast storm warnings displayed Atlantic coast Sandy Hook to Passport, Me and change to northwest at sunset. Strong southeast winds this after noon, shifting 10 south and south- west south of Boston late this af- rornoon and shifting 10 northwest late tonight or carly Saturday morning. Sandy Hook 10 Passport, ] Disturhancc over western PennSyl- vania moving northwostward with increasing intensity.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
Observation On The Weather

Washington, Nov. S7.-Forccast for southern New England: Rain this afternoon and tonight, warmer on the east coast Saturday fair and colder. strong southwest, ehifting 10 nori Invest winds,
 Conditions favor for this vicinity rain followed by clearing and colder weather.
 Warnings for high winds are dis played on the coast.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Entered st the Post orics at New Britain
 u Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

w. haar hat 2o0,ooo permits al- lowing housrho]dcrs 10 manufac- 'urr -on gallons of wine annually have Iron withdrawn. We never eusp, n'si it.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27
IiX-Static Love

My love-" said he, lis like a radio, Droadcasting to the world, love you
 so." Said she, "Yes, but the static round
 your purse Shows my receiving growing worse
 and worse So, sign off. kiddo!' II. r. Gilbert.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

SUBSCRIPTION RATES ss.oo 6 Year.
 t?.OO Three Months.
 75o. a Month,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Turkeys wrro popular yesterday, but chicken arl gnoso also had an inning
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Tn" "Nu" Far-nson inycstiEation in T. Aas VIII b" now kind Of Tr'ls cyclone.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

"The wife and I" maybe vulgar ism, but it shows a nice regard for rank.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

Correct thts sentence: The gar age man kept my car week" said he, and never once used it to ride about in"
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

(Protcctcd by Associated Editors,
 Inc.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

One reason why $. R, o, signs are not used in Heaven is because few people are as good as they think they are.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

The most annoying manifestation of vanity is the effort to be modest about Q darned small achievement,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-27

A hick town is place where there isn't much to be proud of eX- cept the traffic problem and the local millionaire.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-01
OHELDIN
MADISON ON
BOOZE Count
Testimony OF Inyesti-
gators duplicates
vi en- in Liquor
Charges

Two of the most widely known
and notorious of Madisons foreign
colonists joined the ranks of alleg-
ed bootleggers Tuesday when
Judge A. c. Hoppmann held for
trial in January on dry law break
ages James "Corbett" Piedicalzci
and Vito Parish.
Testimony by Dean Ketchum and
Wallace Bonner, two of Mayor l..
M. Kittlesons investigators, served
to hold for trial Jim Corbett, who
operates a smoke shop at 1856 West
Washington avenue, while Ketch-
um's testimony alone was used in
holding Parish. Is North Park
street.
Both youths told the court that
they purchased bottles of liquor
from the two defendants, those
bottles being admitted as evidence
in the hearing.
With the holding for trial of
Piediscalzci, and Parish, in bonds of
$1,000 each, the state has almost
completed its preliminary prosecu-
tions of the Is alleged liquor dis
pensers arrested in the mayors
raids of Dec. 20. Three were dis
missed, II in all held, while one,
that of Erminie Abrams remains
yet to be heard.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-01
% MILLIONS
COMPENSATION
PAID IN STATE
Aggregate Benefits
For Fiscal Y ear
More Than Three
Million: 2O3, O2 2
Cases Up

Benefits paid under the Wiscon-
sin workmen's compensation act
have totalled nearly twenty-five
million dollars since the law went
into effect, according to the annual
report of the state industrial com
mission made public Tuesday in
Madison.
Indemnities amounted to $1S,
575,223 and medical aid to 5000,
7O3, a total of S24,609,9 1926. A total
Of 2O3,0p2 cases were reported to
the commission. OF these, 1907
were not compensate cases, and
the open cases number 9,754, leav-
ing 1921 cases settled.
The aggregate benefits during
the year ending June 80, 1924 were
the largest for any similar period
in the history Of the act, A total
of 22.393 cases were settled and
$3,862,729 paid out in benefits, an
average Of $172 per case. Actual
indemnities totalled $2,803,249 and
medical aid $1,059,480. The aver
age indemnity was 1925 and the
average medical aid $42.
In the previous fiscal year, bene-
fits amounted to $3,6O2,016, com
pris.ng $2,763,836 in indemnities
and 1888, 1870 in medical aid. Dur
ing the second year of the act,
1912 1913, benefits totalled $3.50,
300.
The number CT cases reported
and settled also has increased
rapidly. In 1922-1923, the totals
were 23,166 and 19,O5S. During
the last fiscal year, they were rs,
1876 and 22,393
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-01
barrow GETS
PART OF big
S15O,Ol)()
Fees For Expert Al
ienists At Rate of
$3.50 a Day Also
Part of Expenses

The millionaire Leopold and
Loeb families spent approximately
quarter of million dollars to
save their sons, Nathan Leopold
and Richard Loeb from the gal
lows 1t was estimated in Chicago
Tuesday when it became knowh
that $4,000 is to be paid in law
yer's fees alone.
Three attorneys represented the
two youthful murderers of Bobby
Franks. Clarence barrow, chief
council, is to receive the largest
amount, it was believed, while Ben
jamin and Walter Bachrach. his
aides will split a somewhat smaller
sum.
Fees for expert alienists, at the
rate of $3.50 day, and other ex-
penses of the trial are believed to
have made the total expense in Sc.
curing life senteaces instead of
death on the gallows at least $780,
600.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-01
DRY
LAWS TIME,
FINED $500
Randolph Man Also
Receives Sentence
of Four Months in
Jail in Portage

William King of Randolph when
found guilty of violation Of the pro
hibition law, was sentenced by
Judge A. F. Kellogg in Portage to
spend four months in the Milwau-
kee House of Correction and a
$500 fine with Imprisonment in the
county jail, not to exceed five
months, if the fine and costs are
not paid
King was arrested July 5. there
having been found in his ross
ession 40 bottles Of home brew,
one full pint taken from his Il
year old son, one-half pint from
King and a pop bottle half full
taken OF the back bar at his soft
drink place in Randolph.
This is Kings third conviction
for violations OF the liquor law.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-01
MAN KILLED,
WOMAN HURT
IN ACCIDENT.
Former Resident OF
Madison Dies When
Car is Hit By Train

When an automobile ran into I,
freight train at Plymouth, Glenn
Walters, formerly of Madison and
recently of Kohler, was instantly
killed. Mrs. Martin Conger, She
boygan Falls, suffered an injury
to her arm so serious that ampu-
tation was necessary. and her hus-
band received deep cash across
the top OF his head.
The automobile was driven by
Mr.. Conger They were on their
way to visit relatives in the town
of Greenbush when the accident
occurred. Witnesses to the acct
dent said that the freight train,
which was moving slowly, was on
the crossing Another automobile
had stopped when the Conger car
passed and crashed in to the train.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-01
$4,000 FRI:
IN MADISON
More Than 80 Persons
Routed out of Home
After Midnight

Fire Of unknown origin which
broke out in the Cass apartments,
202 N. Pickney street. Madison,
shortly before / o'clock Tuesday
morning routed more than 80 per-
sons, occuants of the building from
bed and sent them shivering into
the streets while fremen from two
stations fought the flames with
water and chemicals for more than
two hours.
Loss to property is estibated at
approximately $4,000. Several
families living in the apartment
buildings were still without homes
late Tuesday. The building is a
three story brick structure owned
by the Drs. T f. and G. F. Ken
nedy.
Those who occupy apartments
in the. buildings are:
Murray S. MCGOWAN, Wilhelm
lima B. Kropf, Mrs. L. A. Ander-
son, Miss M. and Miss V. Stupe-
sky, Philip Eden. Charles A. Cass,
A. S. Leggett, Marie Arnold. t. G.
Osborne, Irene Buck, j. A. john
son, Fl. w. Willett, and A. G. Haus-
hammer.
Those who suffered greatest
property damage from the blaze
were Mr.. Eden, Mr.. Leggett, Mr..
Cass and Miss Kropf.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-01
PRE-WAR BO()zz.I !:
STOLEN FROM
ASTORE:HOlISE
Value of Liquor, Ac-
cording to Holiday
Prices Was 100000

Disappearance c. 900 gallons OF
pre- war whisky from the saloon
and palm garden Of Engelbert WET
eel, 146 West Water street, Milwau
kee, was disclosed Tuesday by the
federal prohibition department.
The value of the liquor is placed
at close to 100000, according to
holiday bootleg prices.
Agents of the prohibition Office
and Mr.. Wetzel refused to state
whether the whisky was taken
from the establishment by bur
glars, or intimate in any way just
how the 1900 gallons disappeared.
zoo Gallons Left
All that is known is that q.
chcckup Ey dry agents showed that
of 2,100 gallons only 200 gallons re
main on hand. The whisky was
contained in fifty barrels. 1t had
been declared to the government
shortly after prohibition went into
effect.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-01
Moon Charges
A.B
Bring $500 Fine

Joseph Bemmerl town of Frank
lin. appeared before Judge james
H. Hill today, charged with the
possession of coil and still and
the manufacture and sale of illic-
it liquor. He paid fine of $500
and costs.
Bemmerl was arrested as the re-
suit Of a raid made by State Pro
hibit on Officers B. c.. Parkinson
and r Kingston.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-01
PaGlerewski Offered
So to Play at Dance

Ignace Paderewski, spending the
winter at a little Swiss village,
recently was offered So q day to
play at a Geneva dance the inhabi-
tants being unaware of his fame.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-01
pEARIE! DARLING! !!

They were a pair of wallflowers,
and were doing their best to be
spiteful to each other.
81 wonder, dear" said the young.
er of the two not so young women,
''if | shall lose my looks, too, when
| get to be your age?"
you'll be lucky if you do darling
snapped the other, sweetly-Am-
erican Legion.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-01
MCCORMICK
NAMED IN Suit
$500, 900 Demanded by
Husband of n. Y.
Society Woman

The millionaire Mccormick har-
vester family has again been
brought into the national limelight
Cyrus H. Mccormick, son Of the
reaper inventor and of the found
er of the Mccormick fortune, has
been sued for 100000 by Edwin
Jacobs OF New York for alleged
alienation Of the affections Of Mrs.
Jacobs.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-01-01
Millionaire Or ph0n
Did Not Die From
Planted G c + m $
Tests Will Show
TAINTED OYSTER
COULD BE CAUSE
COrOner's jury L O
Consider Normal
Typhoid Case At
Meeting

William NcTyon M0Clintock,
Kenilworth's millionaire orphan"
did not die from any poison, ac-
cording to the all but complete re-
port OF Coroner's Physician VIII
liam d. McNally, which will ne
ready Friday afternoon in Chicago.
And Billy McClintock could have
died from typhoid fever, contract
ed from tainted oyster during the
recent typhoid epidemic, according
to statistics Of the archaeological
survey completed by Commission
en- Of Health Herman N. Bundesen.
So from al present indications,
it looks as if the Coroner's jury,
which viii meet Friday afternoon in
Coroner Oscar VOLTS Office at the
county building to hold an inquest
over the body of McClintock,
whose death Zoe. is under in
vestigation will consider serious
ly to question Of a normal but Sc
yere tynboid case,
No Trace of Poison
Coroner Wolff Tuesday declined
absolutely to discuss the partial
report which Or. McNany has
made to him. But from other
sources it was learned that DR..
McNally has already made all the
chemical tests for the detection
Of metal poisons and Of coal tar
poison In all these tests, it. is
understood the reactions have
been proof Of no poison in the body
The third and last class of pois-
ons the vegetable po,sons, have
been tested for in all but one
phase. the four or five vegetable
poisons which produce violent
spasmodic reactions. Although
the tests have not been conducted
along this line as vet it is pretty
clearly established that there will
be no such poisons found, for the
physician, on first examination Of
the body, would have discovered
muscular rigidity ana contracuons
as a result of violent spasms Dr.
McNalIy. it is reported, found no
such conditions