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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-04-24
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HOW TO KEEP
WELL
DIR. FREDERICK r. GREEN
Editor of "HEALTH"
DIRT IN THE EYE

5nNE Of the commonest Of human
~ accidents is to get a speck OF
dust or a tiny cinder in the eye. Often
the speck Is. toD small 10 do an injury
to any other part of the body, too
small perhaps even to be seen. But
the covering OF the eyeball and the
lining Of the eyelids are SO delicate
and sensitive that u mere speck may
not only cause intense pain but may
also do serious damage.
Generally. some member OF the
family or some fellow employee in the
shop Or office volunteers TO take 1t
out for you. Sometimes he succeeds;
sometimes. with soiled handkerchief
or a dirty toothpick. he not only fails
70 remove the cinder. but also irrltates
and infects the eye.
The best way to take a cinder or
other foreign body out of the eye
is to take q clean (that is, an unused)
toothpick, twist little clean cotton
around one end so that the point Of
the toothpick is covered. This cotton
should be rolled tight. II the cinder
is under the upper lid. stand behind
the patient, tell him to throw back
his head and then to look down.
Grasp the eyelashes of the upper lid
firmly ard draw the lid gently down
and away from the eye. then Quickly
turn the edge Of the lid up over the
thumb-na.i or over pencil or tooth
pick, so us to fold the lid up and ex-
pose the eyeball. If the eye is now
slowly turned up and down and from
side to side. the cinder will be seen
as dull: point on the shining sur
face and can be easily taken off by
passing the cotton-covered point of the
toothpick over the eyebail. with a
light. brushing movement. Don't use
force or rub the eyeball as looss
cinder may easily be forced into the
eyeball and become embedded.
If the cinder doesn't come out
readily, Cont try TO dig II out. You
will only damage the eyebali. Put
on thick compress made With a
large, clean handkerchief. wrung out
Of cold clean, water, tie another hand.
kerchief around the head to keep the
cold compress in place and send the
patient 10 the nearest doctor.
Cuts or scratches Of the eyehall
should not be neglected. direction
may destroy the eye or. II this does
not occur. the scars from infected
wounds Of the eye may permanently
interfere with sight.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-04-24
THE GORGAS MEMORIAL
INSTITUTE

LIVERY great idea has personality
Il behind it. When we think Of the
War of the Revolution we think OF
George Washington. The COnstitu-
ton suggests Thomas Jefferson. our
financial system recalls. Alexander
Hamilton; abolition and John Brown
are as inseparabie as are emancipa-
zion and Abraham Lincoln. Free silver
makes us think OF William Jennings
Bryan. just as sound money recalls
William Mckinley Teddy Roosevelt
and the strenuous life cannot be
separated any other more than the
League Of Nations and Woodrow VII
son.
A cause or a reform has little ar
Effectiveness to US in the abstract. II
is only when 1t Is associated with
personality that 1t appeals to us. Men
follow men, not ideas.
One trouble with the health move
ment is that 1t has been lacking In
personality. Cutting the death rate
from 10 to 1928 per thousand is a
marvellous achievement but 1t looks to
the average man like problem in
mathematics. Stamping out con-
tagious diseases is the greatest thing
the human race has so far accom-.
plished, but 1t doesn't interest any
body but health officers and vital stat
isticians. Increasing the average
duration of life fifteen years in half
century Is something unheard of
in human history. but nobody but life
insurance actuarles really appreciate
what 1t means. Finding a new germ
In laboratory or making new serum
to cure an old disease gets few
bacteriologlsts excited, but 1t doesn't
interest the newspaper reader like a
home run by Babe Ruth, new film
by Charlie Chaplin or the latest muir
der or divorce trial.
Most efforts to interest the public
IN health have been based ON ideas
rather than on men.
Thousands of men and women have
worked in the health field in the last
fifty years. No one of them has
eQualled in personality and achieve
ment the late surgeon general of the
United States army. Maj. Gen.
William Z. Gorgas. A soldier from
early MANHOOD one I'M spirit almost
from birth. an Indian fighter on the
western plains and disease fighter
everywhere, the man who cleaned up
Havana and drove out yellow fever,
who turned Panama from the pest hole
of the tropics to the healthiest spot
ON earth, who mad the Panama
canal a success when every one else
failed. who organized and directed the
medical corps in the World war. he
is easily the greatest man the health
movement has produced. So the or
ganlzation Of the Gorgas Memorial in
stilute. with Calvin Coolidge as its
head. is not only richly deserved
recognition Of great american but
it Is a.so the most promising attempt
to. organize the people for health pro
tectien that nas SO far been proposed.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-04-24

comparatively no suffering I al
ways had fine healthy babies and
give DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton credit for strengthening them
also while benefting me. Mrs.
Helen Specht, 1874 Liberty ST.
Send DR.. Pierce, Buffalo. N. Y. 10c
for trial pkg. tablets.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-04-24

In y ckpcCtant
periods and at
no time suffered
any of the dis
tressing condi-
ito ms that SO
frequently occur
during mothef-
hood. My health
was good and /
was able to keep
o n it h m y
housework in
comfort, and had
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-04-24
Electric Eerrying

Two electrically driven ferries that
cross San Francisco hay from Oakland
have carried in 23O days some
25.000 persons daily. or combined
total of 10.O0O,O0O, during 10000 trips.
These craft are the Hayward and the
San Leandro. equipped for electric
propulsion by the General Electric
company In 1922.
Those who have known grief seldom
reeIn sad.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-04-24
Healthy Mothers

Paterson. Mt took DR..
Fayorite Prescription dur
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-03-26
COMRE BlEN ES
YIVIR BIEN
IN EUs zLIEESTos EaCoH.
TIARA Las DosIs NECEsA-
HAS Dr. HIERRo. FosFoRo.
ETC SIN EEcEsIDAD DE RE.
MEDIos RovELERos

On notable sastr6nomo dijo en-
eieTta oeasi6n que vivir bien era
eomsr b.sn. Afuchos sonos los que
ponsamos de igual m0do y antiei-
pamos con placer IA bora de las co
midas. Anita nusstra vista dosalAn
ioa delie.osos gaisados a6n humean
do. Cue Fagalan sabFeses oloEes al
osfat2. "A sopa blen eondimsnfada,
Ia poEdiE estofada. o sl poacado a
Ia minuta, Ia caFne aaada. e. vino,
los poatrel. 6emitase y un eiga-
rro. n placer De "a vida! Ioosa
usted de ess placer, SURE listed
dc falu de apstito7 sleuie va. ei
bienesar dc una buenA digestion
asspufs 40 Jas eomidas. o uene
gases aeldss, malsstar natuien.
eia1 Lpisiege nated hlan es pro
penso a iadigetu6n7 DI0ENOL des
puea &c las eomldas ayuda "a bue-
ma digestion = aEimilaci6n dc sas
aAmentoa. Is Ma remedio effective
contfz = Indigestion. riataleneia.
Aeidss. Gases en si eat6uaso. PAL
"a &c spsiito y Dyspepsia. Las per
uanas qus toman DIGrEoL. GO
zan Dc pa vida comen con apetit0.
, y Csc auisFea. Dos pastillas des
pata da lss eomiaaa fortaieee 81
esitm.so ? facalta Il busna digos-
usn. perglgieads todos los ass6Fde-
ees e.3oasacalss. 81 SURE uEsed DEF
rstemaEs. =. $50 tiens apetlto. d nc
digis4s hisa. tsms DioENoL. vaya
inmeiiai1Heute q Is farnaeia mas
esr.eeaa. campre un ono hoy mis-
m1. Nffa misma tards tome dos pas
tiiaa dssuafs ds su comida. = prom
ia eatraFA ustsd entEs los qne pro.
ea rlamss coMER BTEN Is VI.
vfR HmN.
AiS0N,.!N!y'.ll 10
~@aA a. sssnaGEsrom
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-03-26

r. eosto de- eorueuis e. menos
qae 81 Dc hislo y pFoves IN grA-
~ a. fFio mnch0 mas Intense.
Hace hel8 tsmhitn. n frio es
seco. h.gi6nieo y ei funeiona-
miento es establishments auto
mhtics.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-03-26
IA PisTA DE Ia
IMPRESSION In CERA

IMPRESSION In CERA
Gran sensation cause hace mu-
chos aA0s en Londres, el arresto lie
Jacques DuMoulin. acusado de sal-
slficar 8 hacer circular dinerO. Era
un frances emigrado, que compra-
ha s. vendia los aTticulOs confisca.
dos por In aduana. Gozaba de exec.
lente reputation. Hacia negocios con
las pcrsOnas mas prestiglOsas de
Ingiaierra, y generalmente, era may
esiimado
Cuando ~ le acus6 pOr prilnera
vez, nadie tom6 an serio la ucusa-
zion. pero Ia poiicfa insisti6 en re-
glstrar 81 casa. y sns descubrimien
tos deiaron muy NAL parade al fran
c'.s qne habia pertenccido a Ia mas
rancla n0bleza francesa. En- una gu
beta de su tocador 81 encontr6 M
crecid0 n0mcr0 de monedas falsifi.
cadas. In 81 techO. encontraron un
fmsoo, un par de moldes. olros
lHplemeHfos usados ca la falsifica-
rifn ~ laoneda.
ia eyidenefa circunstancial nJ de-
laha lugHr a dudas DuMoulln reg6
,elemeutemente tener relaci6n al
suna con II cuerpo del deiit0. pero
40 pudo explicar como ~ encontra-
ha eu su poder. Se le cncontr6 cul-
pable. I'm esos tiempos Ia falsifica-
cl6n ce dincro So castigaba con Ia
mueFtc, 3 81 pobre frances fu6 con-
oenado a Ia pena capital. Sc fij6 el
dia para Ia ejerucl6n.
siientras tanto, muchos de sus
tnFdaderos amigos creian cn su ino
oeneia. \ eoutrataron a un detecti-
'e iiamado Han para que consieuie
se evidencia que probara Ia ino-
cenaa del frances. Hall So encarg6
del asnnto con verdadero entusias-
mo. Primero se encarg6 de investi-
sar a los grnbadorcs. Uno de 6stos
era un homhre liamado Williams,
quieu parecia vivir con una como
didad oxn'siva. Era muy sospccho-
.o 81 heeho de que pudiera ganar
tanto dincro ga tan POGO tempo. II
detective 81 enter6 De muchas otras
cosas cue estahan rclacionadas con
easo ctpc.lfico. 4 q O cuandO
- disIouia a arresiar a Williams,
s-ie ~ cay6 do un eaballo que mon
'ala - nat6. Esta tragolia fue
un goife muy rudo para Ia esposa
del s0sI-ehoso. Se sinti6 cada vez
i-oF > pronto esiuvo a las puertas
o. ia mnerie Antcs Dc morlr dijo
que tenia cue haoeT cierta dcclara-
eidH. Trro que solo 10 dlria a Ia espo
"a a. fAn Moulin.
Ia sefora Du Moulin - apresur6
a ir ai lado de IA seaora Williams.
g escurh6 una historic bastante ra-
Fa ia moribunda dilo que su espo-
- hahia sldo eoniratado por una
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-03-26
La hGzana detec-
tiUescQ del da
POr Vance Wynn

banda de falsifieadOres para hacer
| las placas del dinero falso que eS-
taba circulando. Di0 los nombres
de tres de los hombres Y admiti6
que ella habfa ayudado a poner el
dinero en- circulation. Agreg6 que el
dinero falso que sc habIa encentra-
do en- poder de DuMoulin habfa ST.
do falsif1cado por ellos
la sehora DuMoulin sc traslad0
nj cuartel allf cont6 Ia historic
La poIicia consult6 con el detecti-
We Hull, y prepare sus planes para
encontrar a los tres sospechosos.
Mientras tanto. Sc pospuso indefi-
nidamente la ejecuci6n de DuMou-
I'm. Las autoridades Sc mostraron
contestes en- que tenfa dereche a pro
bar su inocencia, disponiendo de
tempo para clio. Horas mas tarde,
los tres hombres acusados por In
senora Williams fueron arrestados.
Uno de 6stos, John Peters habfa
sido sirviente en- la casa de DuAIou-
lin. Cuando Sc le dijO 10 que habfa
declarado Ia senora Williams, 10 ne
20 enfaticamente.
A~pcsar dc su rotunda negativa,
Sc le llev0 a una zelda y Sc procedi6
practicar un registro de su habi-
taci5n. Eneontraron un manojo de
Eavcs on un badl que habia pertene-
cido a DuMoulin Y ademds, la i'm
preston dc cera de una llavc que
seryla a la gabeta en- que Sc habfa
encontrado el dinero falsificado.
Al ser confrontado con esta evi-
dencia, Peters confes6 que DuMou-
lin era inocente. Dijo que cuando la
pOlicia haDfa llegado a la casa de
su patron para practicar un regis
tro. 6l, que tenfa en- su poder todos
los sparatos usados en- la falsifica-
ci6n de dinero, los escondl6 en- ell to-
cador de los sefores. La verdad quiz
zas no Sc hubiese restableeido nun
ca a no ser por la impression en- ce-
ra de Ia lave.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-03-26
CABELLO CANOSO
~ cemo haeer una mixtura a POGO
eosfo cue obscuEece FL cabellO
canoso o desc0lOrido

Al pelo canoso o descolorido pue-
ee darseie en- IN inStante el matiz
cue - desee, "a sea negro, eastaiio
ihseuFo o eastaho elaro empleando
81 sigalente remedio que puede pre-
pasarse en- "a casa; Compress en-
eslniquier hotlca una caiita de Orlesy
en polyos disuelavse en- aqua y apls-
elese al eabello con IN peine. Esta
eNeslente preparation no Sc cae con
81 Foee IA - pegajoSa absolute
meHfe. Hara Que Ia persona eanOsa
TaFezea veinte amos mas joyen.
Advt,
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-03-26
Ell PoRvEN1R


FL Porvenir no es del todo incier-
to, segdn Sc afrma generalmente.
El Porvenir, en- su mayor parte,
depende de nosotros mismos, de
nuestra cultura, temperamento y
ambiente social en- que nos move
mos Y vivtlnos. FL Poventr esta,
por 10 coin1n, asegurado, gracias
a la vision perfecta que tenga-
mos de Ia realidad de la vida, con
todas sus necssidades presentes y
futuras.
A un nifio, cuyos padres 10 ms
truyan en- ell peIgro del despilfa-
rrO, del lujo Y excesos de salts
facciones, SO lie convertira en- "un
hombre de porvenir".
En- eambio los padres que sdescui-
dan la ensedanza y pr&ctica del
ahorro en- 81 hogar, haran del hjo
IN NAL ciudadano, que cuanto po-
sea pronto 10 desharate, arruinan-
dose.
Contra estos peligros, ayudando
a la provision de los padres y fa-
voreciendo el porvenir de los hijos.
estk La ''secci6n del ahorro educa-
two, que estableci6 va el tRsn.
CO Popular de Puerto Rico.
- .a.... :.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-03-26
kEVERA ELECTRICA
"FRIGIDAIRE
1880
coMPLETA
IS nELCO LIGHT COMPANY

IS nELCO Light COMPANY
@iFifsHtes a. "a neyera el6ctTi.
50 FklCipAiRE de Ii sual hay
a@a a. cuareBta funeionands
en Paerta RioQ. noa avlsa cue
- Eursta en 81 meread0 una
a.4s Fasafas, sHug . pEop6aito
para famlias O. euatro o eineo
FrsoHas. a "a vez nos manlfes-
o. sss 90 rodemos eontar con
H,as de DIX de este tamah8
aarznte e, yeFaHo pF6ximo de-
800 d ia gran demanda ca los
~ UU.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-03-26

hrcuefae gus no hsbrsn MA &s
eseE de esios spaFatos .hasta
despuea d. Veruno. ga nuevm
casa % - moslefna 81 no euenta
eoa wna FRIGIDAIRE. Las hay
df muetai earaeidaees sln o con
aegeras.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-03-26
2Z5oo

eH 81 presic sotre mueile san
1aan pare la reverb eomplota.
ear gsH1ura gratis ca euaiquier
Faua de Il iaia. Sc entregaran
w mryo 8 iuni9 pr6ximo en- el
m'tmo oFten Dc feehas sn que
fes susos los peiidos. Ya est&n
fsne ias fses. Iiegan Ia misma
Earas1 nae las unida8es y ne
fslss sgores, 50 deeir. De un
So % FQturs o descompo-
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-03-26
BDrcTo

Ell Pueblo de Puerto Rico. a
Juan Diaz Rodriguez. sea el de-
mandado arriba mencionado: -Por
Ia presente Sc notifca usted que
Sc la presentado en- La secretaria
de esta Corte, de Distrito, de HUI
macao, Puerto Rico la demanda del
tftulo arriba expresado en- la cual
Sc solicita Sc dicte orden declaran-
dola con lugar y en- su consecuen-
cia, dsclarando disuelto el vfncuiS
matrimonial entire usted, Juan Diaz
Rodriguez, y Diontcia Alexandra
Gonzalez.
Es abogado de Ia parte deman-
dante ell Lcdo. Miguel Rodriguez
Alberty, con ofcina alberta en- la
ciudad de Caguas, P. R. Y, Sc le
noti11ca a usted que de no compare
Ger a contsstar dicha demanda den
tro de los diez dfas 81 La notifca-
ci6n Sc hiciere en- 81 distrito, dem
tro de los veinte 81 fuera del dis
trito y dentro de los cuarenta 81
fuera de La isla de Puerto Rico. la
demandante podra previa La anota
cion de rebeldia, y previa Ia ex-
hibici6n de prleba, dictar una or
den con arreglo a las alegaciores
" suplica de La demanda esto es
declarando disuelto y roto el vincu-
10 matrimonial, cOnforms dere-
cho.
Sc alega que no existen bienes
de ganancias y ST solo un mencr
Jorge Alberto de dos tres anos
que esta en- poder de La madre.
Extendida bajo mi frrna, paTa
su publication, hoy % de Mario
de 1925.
A. RAMIREZ,
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-03-26
n1srRITo JUDICIAL. DE HU-
MACAO, PUERTO RICO
EN- la OoRTE DE DIsTRITo

EN- LA CoRTE DE DIsTRITo
EsTADos UN1Dos
DE AMERICA
SIS.
Ell PREsIDENTE DE
Los EE. UU.
Dionicia Alexandra Gonzalez.
Demandante.
Versus
Juan Dfaz Rodriguez,
Demandado.
Civil No. 1o391
sohre: D1voRCIo.
Hyder weekly herald., 1925-01-07
PROFESSOR SAYS ICE
 WORMS NOT A MYTH

Professor Trevor Kincaid of the University of Washington says that he is convinced, af- ter an investigation, that the heretofore considered mythic- al glacier or snow worm act ually exists in Alaska and is also found in the upper reach es of the Cascade mountains, according to recent press dis patch. He said that the glacier worm is not really pink in col or but more brownish than anything else. He says the pig ments of the skin which furn- ish this brownish color also provide the heat which enab- les the worm to bore it's way through the ice like a hot wire.
Hyder weekly herald., 1925-01-07
SAYS LOOKS LIKE SLIDE
 FOR LITERACY BILL

That a literacy bill will be in- troduced and passed at the next Territorial legislature is now practically assured, says Stroller's Weekly. At least one senator and three mem- bers of the lower house from the First Division will favor such a bill, the journal con- tinues, and it is believed that practically all of the new leg islators chosen in the third and fourth divisions will also favor it. The holdover senator in the third, A. J. Dimond, is a strong advocate of such a measure and, as it was made an issue there in the recent election, there is a likelihood that the newly elected senator and all the representatives are of the same mind.
 J. w. Dunn, hold-over senator from the fourth, was opposed to a literacy bill at the 1923 session and is probably of the same mind in the event the delegation from his division is not too strong for him to hold out against. Little if any thing is known here of the deI- egation from the second, tltho judging from the sentiment of that division in the previous legislature, it is presumed there will be strong support for a literacy bill.
Hyder weekly herald., 1925-01-07

catch every passing breeze.
 This is a free country, and nothing is freer than the priv ilege of taking a newspaper or leaving it alone. Editors would be the last of all persons to wish it otherwise. But the dear reader who imagines that Stopping the paper" also stops the presses is the victim of childish illusion. He hurts himself far more than he hurts the offending editor or news paper.
Hyder weekly herald., 1925-01-07

There is too much i'll health; i; too much catching" of every thingthat happens along. Peo- ples minds are becoming ob- sessed with the idea of catch ing" things, to the detriment of both their mental and phys ical well-being. Not a discip-
 le of the spiritualists or even the better and better" cult, we are, however, a firm believ- CT of not lying down on the road and letting the stylish or prevalent vehicle of disease run over us. There are simp- le health rules to follow that will keep the body we'll and the mind clear from thoughts of disease. Have a clean cons cience and open bowels. Take a bath at least once a week, whether you need it or not. Let a little fresh air in the house once in a while. Take the daily dozen" or the morn ing half dozen every morning. Don't worry and remember that your stomach needs as much care as you would give a furnace. When the latter is clogged up you have gas, soot, clinkers and no heat. In such a case you would doubtless poke it, shake it up, stir it up, just physical. Do you ever stop to think that your stomach and bowels also need shaking up, poking? Get the clinkers out, the grip" and several more of their relations. Don't be so darn lazy physically and don't go gunning for ailments 'r you will sure hit some of hem
Hyder weekly herald., 1925-01-07

On the average of at least once a month the editorial mail contains an epistle from an in- dividucl with a hobby or grievance. Part of the time these epistlas emit wrath about something that has been print ed in the newspaper; part of the time about something that hasn't been printed. But they have an unvarying conclusion, which is a threat to "stop the paper."
 Of course every editor re- snects the opinions of his fel- low men, whether they chance to be readers of his particular paoer or not; if he didn't he couldn't expect his fellow men to respect his opinions. But the editor who undertook to vary the policy of his newspaper to suit every complaint or humor or every hobby of his readers would soon find himself in the FOOT house or the padded cell division of the lunatic asylum. For this reason an editor with a mind of his own and a cer- tain amount of work to per form every day is obliged to keep a special corner of his waste basket ready for the communications of heated in- dividuals who feel the impulse to stop the paper"
 People have been stopping papers" for a great many years, but for some inexplic- able reason newspapers con- tinue to be published. The answer probably is that where one individual with narrow conceptions and hidebound predjudices takes offense at some truthful article, Eeverat hundred more are inclined to applaud it.
 Another reason why editors are more or less contemptuous of the "stop-the-paper," bull ! dozers is that the great bulk 1 of American citizens respect a newspaper which is frank and courageous, even when they disagree with its policies, while they have only disgust for one which trims it's sails to
Hyder weekly herald., 1925-01-07
Just For Fun

- ~@@S
 Apparently the only man who can do nothing and do it we'll never gets a chance.
 It has been said that the near est thing to perpetual motion is a Jew chasing a Scotchman for a debt.
 That beautiful and heart rending ditty sung so much not long ago entitled, "Yes, We Have No Bananas" has evidently been sent to the can nery.
 "Tell me, were you cool in battle?" said the fair one to her caller.
 Cool" he replied, "Why, I was so cool that I fairly shiv- cred"
 Two Germans were discuss ing different forms of relig- ious thought and at last they came to Christian Science. Said Hans: "Ach! Das is nicht anything! Vot iss is nicht, und vot iss nicht iss!"
 Daughter looking for her beau) )--Where's George, Moth CT?
 Mother Today's the first of the month.
 Whats that to do with my date?
 We'll, your father thought he was a collector and threw him out.
 The Tombstone Man (after several futile suggestions )- How would simply "Gone Home" do?
 Mrs. Newweeds: I guess that would be all right. It was al- ways the last place he ever thought of going.
 Piano Tuner (To little boy at door(: "Son, have you any musical instruments that need 
 Boy: Nav, but maybe my sisters beau will let you tune him. Ma said he wasn't high toned huff for us."
 Jimmy" said the fond moth CT to her smart 11-year-old. What became of that little pie I made for you as a treat yesterday? Did you eat it?"
 No, mamma" answered Jimmy with a grin," T gave it to my teacher at school in- stead"
 "That was very nice and gen. erous of you, Jimmy" compli- mented his mother, And did your teacher eat it?"
 "Yes, l think so," answered Jimmy, "She wasn't at school today"
 Fundamental Issues of 1882
 Ills the candidates husband a fit host for the White House?
 2. Is he a proper arbiter of she nations fashions? 3. Can he entertain the hus- bands of stateswomen in the approved manner? 4 Was if to -his unoec,,poip,
Hyder weekly herald., 1925-01-07

Apparently the only man who can do nothing and do it we'll never gets a chance.