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about the Yes
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TWO GOVERNORS NOW

Illinois Executive to Spend Summer
in Indiana.
BIZ United Press
MICHIGAN CITY. Ind, July 49,
Indiana will have two Governors for
the next two months.
Governor Len Small of Illinois has
rented cottage on Long Beach,
near here, until Sept. IL.
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DEAR MR.. FIXIT: Can you give
any help in stopping speeding on
Prospect st. east OF Fountain
Square? Machines collide there
every day. Pet animals are killed.
Two machines narrowly escaped be-
ng hit by a truck. which was not
;oing less than thirty-flve miles an
lour.
A touring car killed a pet Spftz.
| was calling her. just came from
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ECZEMA IN RASH
ON SONS FACE
Large Pinples on Head.
CutiCura Healed.

Eczema broke out In rash
on my sons face. and on the
back of his head In the form Of
very large pimples that would
break and discharge. We had to
tie his hands to keep him from
scratching the eruptions. HIS
hair fell out and he was restless.
Eve tried many remedies with
out much benefit We began us
ing Cuticura Soap and Ointment
and II helped him. We continued
the treatment and In about six
weeks he was completely healed"
(Signed) Mrs. u. q. Hoist. Bar
mum. MINI, Feb. ., 1925.
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MADE A new
WOMAN OF HER
That Is What Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Did for Mrs. Jenkins

II am going through the Change
of Life and l am taking Lydia T..
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Evening star., 1925-06-21

I've married book worm instead of
just "A worm
Follow me. kid. ! tells her. land
you'll be wearing pearls of wisdom.
What l was getting at was this: Sup
pose the countries of the world finally
gets together on some great scheme
for making a bum outta war with the
exception, let's say, of France and
Italy. We're for the scheme and so s
England. which is the only country in
the world that1l maybe be out of debt
by that time. Just as the plans
about to blow we come along with the
crack that We'll wipe off the debt COM
plete of every nation that slaps its
John Hancock on the agreement and
sticks to it for twenty-five years"
Why" the misses wants to know.
don't they do something like that
now"
How do you mean" / bites.
Suppose France owes us three bill
lion dollars" explains Kate. We go
to her and say, Listen. La Belle, for
every year you don't go into any war
We'll knock 800. .000 900 offa what you
owe us. In thirty years we're even.
but If you start d fuss any time in
them years We'll make you come clean
with everything you owed in the first
place What's the matter with that
idea?"
'I'll let you know says I, "after /
consult my attorneys
Evening star., 1925-06-21

was merely the preamble Ia the
ramble. see?
No matter what YOU say. my dear
she says, | prefer TO be = individual
not to lose myself by marrying. And
that got my goat.
See here. Golden, / says, if every
person in the country was To insist on
having a private name of their very
own, where would the families and all
that goes with strong family feeling
go to? It's amily groups, standing
together for mutual interest, that
makes country strong and solid.
And you can't get the same action
out of bunch made up of Mr.. Smith,
Miss Jones, Eddie Whosis, Tom
Whatsis and Bessie Brown that you
can out of Mr.. & Mrs. Smith and fam
| lily. No sir. Not for money, for So
cfal activity or for love, Believe you
me. YOU can't have family unless
! ii has name.
Well, Miss Demeanor went off
mad then, and ! suppose she give the
| dressmaker fit instead of vice
versa. But | dunno. on account no
| sooner had she gone then George
called me up on the phone from the
office
Say Jennie. he says. ] been think
| ing over what you said about that
| mortgage. he says. and ] guess !
was kinda mean about il. | will put
! it in your name if you like
! But ID been thinking it over. too.
! SO | says not much, Geo. Jules.
says. you 60 ahead and put il in
| your name, / am proud to use it, |
says, and what is more, if there is
| any place YOU can write your name
! in twice. please to do so,
! Copyright. I925D
Evening star., 1925-06-21

teeth. the news I refer to being the
hundreds of items and stories which
appears in the papers every day and
which the sole purpose of same seems
to be to make everybody wished they
was somebody else.
x x
A sample of the kind of item 1
mean was a recent dispatch
from Munich only about so words
long but it spoiled for me the entire
month of May. The item said that
the government and diet of Bavaria
had adjourned for a whole day SO as
the members could make thorough
test of the new book beer. In the
face of such a item as that how is a
person going to appreciate the beau
ties of q Long Island Spring time or
the fresh sweet milk supplied by she
who we have aptly named Bessie.
Or the story that was printed in
regards to the arrival of Mr.. and Mrs.
Jack Dempsey in New York City and
they was n bran-new spick and span
S16000.00 automobile at the depot to
meet them with a livered chauffeur
and Mrs. Dempsey asked Jack if it
belonged to some friend and he SAYS
no sweetheart it is just little
trinket | bought for you. Well gents
after that do you imagine that she
who 1 sometimes call my Mrs. is libel
to get excited over the so cents worth
of candy which carefully selected at
Evening star., 1925-06-21
A Chinese Ferry.

FERRIES in China are numerous
ferried. The spectacle of a crossing
is full of surprises. To get one of the
clumsy carts down the steep and
shelving incline to the river requires
considerable engineering skill and
accidents are not infrequent. When
the edge of the ferry is reached the
whole team must be unhitched. and
each animal got on board as best it
can be-
Some animals make no trouble, and
somewhere or everywhere, to the i'm
minent peril of any passengers on
board. When an animal refuses to
budge-an occurrence at almost every
crossing-its head is bandaged and 1t
is led round for a long time, so as
to induce it to forget all about the
ferryboat.
At last it is led to the edge and
urged to jump. which it will by no
means do. Then the drivers twist
its tail, put a stick behind it as q
lever, and get six men at each end
of the stick, while six or more tug at
ropes which are attached to the ami
mails horns.
After a struggle, often lasting half
an hour, and frequently after pro.
longed and cruel beatings, the poor
beasts are all on board. where the
more excitable prance about among
and over the human passengers.
Next comes the moving of the
heavy cart. which must be dragged on
to the ferryboat by the strength of
small army of men.
On the farther bank another ex-
citing struggle occurs. The exit of
the carts and animals is impeded by
the struggles of those who are eager
to cross to the other shore, and cannot
be content to wait until the boat is
unloaded. Order is unknown, and it
is wonder that people are not fire.
auenuy killed in these tumultuous
crossings
Evening star., 1925-06-21

ways, but say, what if some one met
you and says afterward to your hus-
band. l just met that Miss Demeanor,
she's a awful slouch. duck her if YOU
can. And he has to say, sir, that >
my wife. And then the feller goes
over TO your boy and says whatter
you know. Whosis, just told that DR..
Salary Miss Demeanor is a slouch.
and. whatter you know, that's his wife.
And then your boy. John Whosis.
would haft to say how dare you insult
my pair of parents. And knock his
block off, or something.
And then. I says, suppose your boy
married a girl named katzenbauer
and their kids chose the mother s
name. and
/ But Miss Demeanor SAYS now. now.
listen dear, it's the principle I'm fight
ing for.
And | saws well. it amt the prin-
| cipal | am thinking OF i'll the scholars.
| they are conner have a hard time OF it.
And Miss Demeanor says if you had
intellect instead of merely mind.
| Jennie. you would understand why we
/ ladies has a right to our own name.
And | says. well, maybe ! would il
knew what my own name was, as
far as / can see Jennie is about all
j can lay claim to. and that was
grandma's. got to have some mans
name, / says, whether I want il or
not, and all things considered / guess
| I'd rather be called by the name of
the one ] personally myself selected
! rather then by the name of the one
who chose himself TO be my father
without consulting me AT all.
Wen. Miss Demeanor got up to
go about then, but being true
female. she stood there talking 1t
Evening star., 1925-06-21

the station newsstand as l dashed by
to catch the 5.55?
Or the story about Gloria getting
rid of a Swede name like Swanson
and becoming the Marquise de Ia
Falaise de Ia Coudray at one fell
swoop and when they have read that
kind of news how is our women folks
going to be satisfied with husbands
named Jones and Brown and without
no title TO go with it except maybe
licensed garbage inspector or even
worthy kleagle?
Or story like the one about the
side a few weeks ago and had to pay
a duty of S5000.00 on the new gowns
and etc. she bought in gay ParIs and
when our gals reads stuff along those
lines what a fat chance we have got
to argue with them about blowing
as much as $3.50 on a complete new
Summer wardrobe.
i !; u i
ar a story like the one about the
doctor that took out his own
appendix. without no antiseptic or
nothing and smiled and chatted dur
ing the operation. Suppose your wife
reads that. do you think she is going
to give you any sympathy when YOU
moan and groan because you blistered
a finger playing golf?
II I was running newspaper
would put the quietus on all stories
such as the above and also all pas
Evening star., 1925-06-21

was conner have very conventional
wedding dress out of white crepe de
cripeS, cut very long. almost to the
knees, with permanently waved
apron effect at the front and a part
20 sit down on in the back, a deep
hem and q coupla haws edged with
realistic lace, slippers TO match each
other. a veil caught with ten dollars
cash money, and she was planning 10
carry a bunch of irnmortelles.
And then she says, but outside of
that, dear, my marriage is conner be
very exceptional and different from
any other. And | SAYS well that s
what we all think, my dear, but
marriages generally turn out just
about alike after the first annum
And she says oh ! don't mean the
future, l was speaking of the cere-
mony.
x i
WELL. | says. but what will our
minister say? And she says oh !
have got what he's to say all written
out, it is up to date Snappy stun.
And l says did YOU leave out the
obey? And she says yes, and ! have
left out all the rest of it as well. the
ceremony will so something to this
effect:
Dearly Beloved we are gathered to
gether to make sure that although
these folks are going TO be married
in fact are now doing so. the bride
has a few ideas of her own and she
wants you all to witness them so the
groom can't claim afterward there
was any mistake. She is willing
even glad, TO take him to be her
welded husband but she wants to
be called Miss just the same. She
likes the name she was born with and
she intends 10 keep it in sickness and
health. for richer or poorer or in
case she decides to have Il career of
her own. | now pronounce you ma n
and wife, but | distinctly pronounce
it Miss Demeanor and DR.. Salary.
although he has agreed to pay her
bills.
Believe YOU me. when Miss De-
meancr got through spilling that. l
Evening star., 1925-06-21

was sasping like a fish, one on whom
the scales has been turned, as you
might say.
But, | says. suppose he gives you
a bank account of your own and you
sign the checks Golden Demeanor,
| why they won't be legal. | certainly
wouldn't cash one for you, no mann.
l mean Miss not unless you signed
il Golden Demeanor Salary. And she
says aw shucks. Banks is old fashioned
concerns. they'll have TO get used TO
| it. that's ALL
| Then | SAYS. but what on earth do
you think will happen when the minis
! ter wants to find out does anybody in
the audience know just cause why
| you two shouldn't be hooked UP or
! forever keep it to themselves? Some
body may ring up the nut farm and
send for the wagon.
| Well, Miss Demeanor give me a
| look of pity at that, and she says why
| Jennie you don't realize where thou
| sands OF women all over the country
| are keeping their own name, it's the
very latest fad. she says.
! Where do them women keep it?
| says. On their passports, says she,
on their visiting cards and on their
| husbands tolerance.
! mat ; d nice tnlnS 10 90. says,
| meaning ii wasn't. Let me tell YOU |
says, that if you go ahead with this
/ plan of yours, YOU are conner he in
| trouble soon as YOU start on your
| honeymoon.
] How do yo, mean. she SAYS I
| thought you just told me the trouble
didn't generally begin until the end
OF the first year?
I Huh. l says. ] am referring 10
hotels. Miss Demea nor & DIR. Salary
on register is likely to arouse a
whole lot of personal questions.
says. and il you are really going to be
! married secretly though openly. like
| you say. | know what j and George
are going to slip to you for q wedding
present. it is conner be a embossed
leather slip cover for your certificate.
You are conner need to carry il
| q rfaaiIad in noel. at hGal. I'D a.
Evening star., 1925-06-21
Frisate Birds.

THE swiftest of all sea birds is the
friSate bird. In certain of the
equatorial isles of the Pacific this bird
is employed as letter carrier. Taken
from the nest before it can fly. it is
fed on a fish diet by the natives. In
the course of a few months it becomes
so tame that it can be set free during
the day and will return to it's perch
at sunset An American formerly in
the foreign service, who had fire.
quent opportunities of witnessing the
performances of these birds as letter
this relation.
On Nanomaca. where the American
lived for L months, he had two
''frigates' which were given him by
Il trader on Nuitao. 60 miles to wind
ward. and in return the American
gave two splendid and very tame birds
hatched and reared on Nanomaga
The four were continually flying
across from one island to another:
sometimes the Nuitao pair would visit
their birthplace and visit the Amer
leans pair on their perch outside his
mouse. remaining one or two dayS,
fishing on their own account together
and being fed at dawn and niyhtfaIl
by the natives and the American
Then all four would sail off to Nuitao.
the Americans pair usually return
ing within Sc hours.
To test the speed of these birds the
American once sent one of them 10
Nuitao by the bark Redcoat. in care
of the captain, who kept it in his
cabin. IL fretted greatly during the
As hours the vessel was beating up to
Nuitao against the southeast trades
The Redcoat arrived at Nuitao at 1
O'Clock in the afternoon. At 4:3e
the trader there. after writing a few
lines to the American and rolling the
paper into a small square of oilskin.
tied it to the bird and cast il loose.
1t was out of sight in a few seconds
Now the American and his friends
had been keeping Il keen outlook for
the bird. They could only guess at
the time when the Redcoat would
arrive at Nuitao, but imagined it
would be at least Go hours. Before
6 O'Clock on the day that the trader
had liberated the Americans bird II
was settled on its perch at home. ac-
companied by another couple, which
ii had evidently met en- route All
three birds were heavily gorged with
flying fish and allowed themselves
to be caught and brought into the
Americans house. where The note wns
removed from the messenger.
Evening star., 1925-06-21
BY RING I.ARDNER.

"O the editor:-Not long ago
seen acct. of a debate be-
tween college debate teams
L ana Ihe subject disgust was
whether or not the news
papers should ought TO publish crime
news and whether the publica ton of
same was libel to increase crime or
decrease same and the acct. did not
state what arguments was used on
one side or the other side. but the
side that spoke VS.. publication win
the debate. and what they must of
argued was that the romance and
heroics connected with bold burg
larry or hold-up or murder inspires
young readers to follow the example
to say nothing of the financial gains
enjoyed by the criminals till they
get caught.
However the undersigned amt
never felt no crave towards law
breaking by reading about it. and
If anything just the opp, and a spec
tally when I follow the story up and
see the finish of the boys that went
wrong. The glory and excitement
and currency which comes as a re-
ward of grand larceny and etc. ain't
never going to make up for spend
ing a Summer without golf at Joliet
Ossining or Atlanta, or wearing a
piece of braided hemp for a neck tie
They may of been quite a thrill to
be got out of the story of Joe Dia-
mond'S iron nerve as he set in the
chair waiting for them to turn on
Evening star., 1925-06-21

leather will save the wear and tear OF
having to show il SO often.
X 4
I"ELL, says she. think woman
w has got as much right TO her
name as the man has.
And | says well, that depends. some
men have good name they are
merely getting by with. and some
have bad one they don't deserve.
you never can tell.
And she says you know ! don {
mean IL in that sense.
And | says or any sense, SO far as
I can see. who mentioned sense?
Why lookit here. Golden. 1 says. sup
pose you keep the name of Demeanor,
was it your fathers name?
Sure, she saws.
Well what was wrong with your
mothers name, | says, why don't you
use that?
And she says well / might.
But. l SAYS, she got that from her
pop, or didn't she2
Well that bottle blond Miss De
meanor was kinda gagged by that
one. so she merely says it's a vile in
justice that men don't hat TO change
the Mister to MeSSer or something al
! the altar. sos their new stenogra-
piers would at once know they was
married. the same married
woman on being introduced to a sin
gle feller, see. both would know they
was safe, what's the good, she says,
Of going to the altar when the only
| cha nge is to the lady's name? L in
! tend to keep my own, she says.
But suppose you was to have flock
! Of children or even one. | says, what
would it's name be?
: II would haf to choose. she says. he
tween mine and his, soon's il got big
enough,
! And in the meantime. and mean is
! the word. | says. YOU would have TO
! keep pla ayins tag with the child on
| account it would be merely 1t. eh?
/ And she says don't be foolish. may
| be the child would choose a entirely
new last name.
And | says well. that might cheat
J the inheritance tax for a while, any.
Evening star., 1925-06-21
Plans for Getting World Peace at Price
Are Put Forth After the Big Family Debate

| collector or something that he'd
guarantee three big transforms the
following Spring. There'd been a
big drought that year and this lad
went over kitinS."
Did he bring the rains asks
Kate.
'Yeh,' | tells her. 1T rained prac-
tically all the next Spring and Sum
mer and rotted the crops into ruin
AT the next election they elected the
drought baby again
"INHAT'S a lot of silly stuff" shifts
the misses. and | don't see
where it's got to do with the European
debt any more than you got to do
with the price of fish in Alabama
Can't YOU stick TO no subjects sen
sible?"
I've stuck TO you, gal" reminds
her. IF You can stretch that into
being sensible. Just the same, | was
sticking to the subject. AS far as
Europe is concerned, we is got a
drought of dollars from 'em now, aim
we? Well, if some guy was to get
elected President on the hoke plat
form that he could collect every dime
that was owing TO us, and by some
lucky break Europe paid every cent
all at once. that President would be
come just as unpopular as the bimbo
that brought the load of rain in
Wyoming"
I've never heard of anybody get
ting sore about cloudburst of dol
lars" remarks the misses. sarcastic.
Mo-" l comes back. What do you
think would happen if next week
Europe'd strip itself of every nickel it
had and paid US off,
I'VE wouldn't have 10 pay no taxes
for lotta years" says Kate,
and"
Because l cuts in, we wouldn't t
have no dough to pay EN- with.
Europe is broke bad enough now, but
Evening star., 1925-06-21
Items of News Which Should Be Suppressed
In the Interest of Contentment of People

senser lists of steamers sailing for
Europe. all news and pictures about
Palm Beach or Pasadena in the
Winter time or Bar Harbor or north
ern Michigan in the Summer, all
reference TO the latest styles of
womens dress in Paris, all mention
of anybody's private yacht. all men
ton of any automobile costing more
than Sooo.00O and all reference TO
real beer or to weddings where one
of the contracting parties was worth
more than $3.50 cash.
So much for the news columns.
And as for the advertising l would
limit il TO the and 10-cent stores
and then not let them mention more
than 80 cents worth of their mer-.
cha ndise in any one ad.