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The Hcad,ine Writcr at Home.

(Reported by Waldo Masseger)
she-"John, dear, do the biscuits
taste all right this morning."
He-"Biscuits Cold. Says Husband,
Asks Probe"
. she-"Wen. I'm sorry dear.s
thought that If I warmed them over
you'd be late to work. BY the way
what did Jim have to say Of the
Browns party"
Helm Tells OF Orgy. Police
Arrest Pair"
she-"My, II It was that rough
I'm glad we didn't go. And Tn
sorry about those biscuits, John. Its
the cooks fault"
He-"Cook Faces Custer
She-"Oh, wouldn't thing of dis
charging Nora. If you want to he'
to go. you'll have TO tell her your
self"
He-"Husband Fears Clash, Re
pudiates Statements"
That's better. Are yo'
through breakfast, dear"
He-"Husband Bid Mate Fare
well; Goes"
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15
You Tell EN-, Ezra!

You Tell EN-, Ezra!
Two farmers, on meeting each
other, disputed as to who was the
healthier.
Ezra claimed that he had been to
town doctor, and that he was now
eating food that put iron into his
blood.
"And what Is the food you are
eating that puts iron into your
blood?" asked 81.
Pork. They say 1t puts pig iron
in your blood" quickly retorted
Ezra.
Victor W. Ferla.
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15


My wife was describing picture
to some friends when our little
daughter. aged five, ran into the
room, exclaiming: Mamma. the cat
has"
"Dulcie," said her mother, chow
often have 7 cautioned you about IN
terrupting people when they were
speaking" Whereupon Dulcie lapsed
into silence.
In a few minutes my wife had fin
ished her remarks.
Now, Dulcie, I am ready for you.
What did you say the cat had?" she
inquired OF our daughter.
Mamma" whispered Dulcie, with
timid glance at our guests, "he's
got the goldfish by the neck"
Bruce Golfer Carr
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15
Teeth.

Teeth.
with a Bow TO Ronald Blum)
Gcrls with bewtiful teeth smile
the offenest, wich shows they know
wen they look the best and not that
they have the most comical In
stinCts.
The worst thing you can do for
your teeth is fall on your face from
high distances.
Babies don't have eny teeth for a
vile, witch makes their mouth feel
so lonesome they try 10 stick every
thing in the house in II.
II you have snacos in frunt of your
mouth ware teeth use to be II
makes you less Enjoyable 10 look at
but easier 10 remember.
kid Boots.
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Amt II The TRUTH

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We strive to make our pile OF bones
Reach high denomination,
But the Folks with one big Funny
Bone
Are the richest In all Creation!
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A transitional PrOnOsitiOn.

It was at ball that Charlie and
George were discussing a certain fri
volous debutante.
~ can't see a thing in that girl"
remarked Charlie.
"Well, don't know how much
may be IN her" responded George,
"but there surely isn't "'"ch ON her
tonight"
AJoio Eoottnr
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15

The new model Fords look about
the same, however, after an argu-
ment with telephone pole.
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15

what would like TO know. old
man, Is this: how do you tell the
two of them apart?"
WELL" said John, Il don't try.
The wrong one has TO look out"
Mrs. Thomas Y. Holgste.
Copyright, 1928. Reproduction
Forbiddsn.)
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15

Road manners: Darn him; I wish
7 had lights bright enough to blind
him"
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15
And his In Our Own Office,

City Editor; And what happened
to the Building Inspector after the
building crashed"
Reporter: He was held as a materi-
al witness"
e. VI.
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15

One reason why Americans don't
learn how to treat servants Is be-
cause American servants won't
stand for II.
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15

John recently married one Of twin
sisters. One day he mot hts late
roommate on the streste
RsiHF curious, he said to John:
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15

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New Britain herald., 1925-10-15

The war In Morocco has now set=
tied down TO twelve point headlines.
II never has been difficult, how
ever, to find honest men to enforce
honest laws.
Essentials for an orthodox inves-
tigation arc a few good witnesses
and a goat.
This Is the time OF year when
every school has the best football
prospect in 1--WE years.
sRats! The Orientals don't believe
In kissing. and look at the darned
things.
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15
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The stranger who looks at YOU In
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New Britain herald., 1925-10-15
FactsandFancies
nv nuREItT AUIIIpN
BY ROBERT CULLEN

He Isn't really old unless he feels
rather nude without a waistcoat.
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15
Too Late.

More women are givon away in
divorce courts than at the altar!
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15

flames being eXtlnguishcd with little
damage
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15

Americanism: Hard knocks made
me a success; I'm going to make
things easier for my boy"
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15

NATION INDIyIsIBIE
u an
capitals How
hhme7 or
nickname? What the state flower? What the state noto7 Do
name the chief industries of ae It's principal
nam the Washington
her Interesting
o
CoUFON
Washington D. c.
a o UNION
NAME
STATE
am Of
New Britain herald., 1925-10-15

Wherever three Americans are
gathered together, they get enthusl-
astic about something.
Evening star., 1925-11-15

sincerity Of purpose under conduc-
tor of vision and ability.
The Washington Federation of
Churches. under whose auspices the
choir is making this appearance. feels
justified in asking the full cooperation
of the community a large. The large
ca pacity of the auditorium enables
them to place the tickets at nominal
prices of 80 cents and 81. which may
be obtained a I. Arthur Smith Con
cert Bureau. 1880 G street.
The program for Eastern tour will
include:
Jesus. Friend of Of SINNER. EdWard GrieH
s"Prase to the Lord" ....... Peter Soehren
Father Most Holy Johann Cruger (164sl
How Fair the Church of Christ Shall
stand; From Schumanns Gesangbuc
Psalm Fif,y-Andante Allegro,
ChristisnseD
Published frat in 1888
The Day OF Judgment A. Arkhangelsky
DA ceiestes lloert ,Alcock
From Largo of New World symphony
Fierce Was the Wild Billow.
T. Tert,Is Noble
What 'hrist SAID Peter LutSn
The Shepherds story
Clarence Dickinson
Arranged by ?. MelIus ChristIsnseD.
.ArranRed by William Arms Fisher
'De0ICated to Westminster Choir.
Evening star., 1925-11-15

Symphony Orchestra. which will he
heard twice in Washington this sea
son. is. however. probably the sole
virtuoso of the double bass to attain
his present eminence.
Circumstances of his early choice
of this instrument are these: When
as a boy of IA he entered the Moscow
Conservatory he was required by the
rules of the institution to study, for
the orchestral class, either a brass
instrument or the double bass. kous-
sevitzky chose the latter and later
became pupil of the celebrated
Rambaussec. He developed an ex-
traordinary proficiency and for the
nrst 10 years of his professional
career toured Europe, East and West,
giving recitals upon this unusual in
strument. He even composed a con.
certo for 1t. which he PLAYED with the
leading orchestras of the time.
1t must not be supposed that kous
sevitzky used the unwieldy double
bass of the modern orchestra. which
of course. is built for volume and
depth of ground tone" He acquired an
instrument made by Amati, the Illus.
trious Italian and contemporary of
Stradivarius, in the seventeenth GEN.
tury.
These early Italian basses were
really chamber instruments, consid.
erably smaller than those to which
we are accustomed, and infinitely
more adaptable for solo purposes.
koussevitzky's double bass can be
likened to an enlarged and deepened
cello. retaining all the tonal heaut,
OF t{is more familiar instrument.
Evening star., 1925-11-15

which includc an exceptional male
chorus, g g. I'll as the well known
Jenny Lind Chorus of Girls and the
Chariestou BALLET group under Betty
MILAN Of the New Wayburn
symptom" Jazz Review. are in
Guided in this production. II is the
fifty-hfth presentation by The
Washingtonian under the profess
sional direction of Rollin Bond.
j. Frank Duggan will be seen in
the role of the Count de ST. Mar
f,stelle Murry will play and sing the
piquant role made famous by FRITZ
Schef. Harry l.. Myers will sing the
tenor role of Capt. Etienne Wesley B.
Peckham will play Lieut. Rene, the
Hunt twins, Gayle and Gladys. will
sing roles of the daughters of the
modiste. Nine. Cecile. sung by Mile
Renee. direct from Paris. Hiram
sent VIII be played by Paul F.
Grove. jr.. and Alice Cush will
be Mrs Hiram Bent. Castor. the
artist son of Nine. Cecile and
Francois. the porter at the modistes
shop, will he PLAYED by Dennis Con
nell and Edward II. Preston. re-
spectively. Pete Def1is will sing the
role of Gen. lie Marquis de Vile
franche. Elsie L. Schulze will be
the naughty viscountess and Betty
Mcmillan will play the Temperament
tai role of Bebe, danseuse of the
F'olies Bergere.
Special orchestra scenery. costumes
from New York. and special stage
lighting effects will be featured
Tickets may be secured from all
members of the organization and re-
served seats are on sale at the new
St1eh Piano warerooms. at 1340 G.
street northwest As usual, COM
munity prices will prevail.
Evening star., 1925-11-15
Thirty-Fifth Program
OF Vaughn Class

THE thirty-fifth annual concert of
the Vaughn class of Calvary
Baptist Church will be given in the
Sunday school house, at Eighth and
III streets, Friday evening at SIS
o'clock and will be participated in
by the National Male Quartet-W. F..
Raymond, first tenor; A. C. Wilkins.
second tenor; Fred East, baritone;
J. G. Smith, basso; Prof. Thomas
Moss. accOmpanst. Others taking
part are: Esther Cutcheon. pianist: ::
David E. Hagen. xylophonist: Flor
ence Adams. reader of dramatic art:
Nina Norman, soprano. and George.
H. O'Connor in a recital of popular
songs, accompanied by Matt Horne.
1t is estimated that more than 80.
900 persons have witnessed the an
nual concerts of the class, and prac-
tically all of the leading musicians
Of the city have appeared on their
programs during the past three dec
AIDES.
George H. OConnor has been on
every program of the class for the
past quarter of a century and his
performance IL looked upon as a fea.
tufe OF the concert
Evening star., 1925-11-15
First Vesper Concert at
CONGREGATIONAL Church

THE National String Quartet will
be featured in the first vesper
concert today at 4:4o pm. at the
First Congregational Church. The
program will be:
Organ prelude. Allegro Moderator. Sonata
Mrs. f. D. Cummings.
Contralto solo. BLOW Ye the Trum
pet Mrs. Goldie D. Huichins. marker
Allegro ma non troppo.
Andante motto.
Miuuetto.
Allegro vlvace.
National String Quartet.
Chertorv. organ. "Nocturne Ferrata
"varations ,opu; 0pus s,si, isi No o,,. Beethoven
Finale" Opus 96. .Dvorak
National String Quartet.
Organ postlude. "Minuetto Antico ct
Musetta P1etro Yon
Mrs E. D. Cummings will preside at
the organ in the absence of Charles
T. Ferry, who Is on tour with Helen
Ware.
These concerts deserve hearty CO.
opera tion on the part of all Washing.
torisns, for they feature leading
talent Of this city.
Evening star., 1925-11-15
MUSIGRAPHS

Joseph's College for Girls at Emmits,
burg, Md.
Barrett Fuchs. Young baritone.
sang DR.. Bischoffs IF God So
Clothed the Grass" last Sunday At
the evening service at Christ Church.
Georgetown.
Mary Templin Hendricks. mezzo
contralto; Evelyn Hurcum pianist;
Lulu Fitzpatrick, soprano, and Leona
Anthony. contralto. gave a recital
Sunday evening at Walter Reed Hos
pital
Mrs. Hendricks. sang Thanks Be to
God" Dickson BY the Waters of
Minnetonka" Iielrancel and The
Pretty Creature" CWilson.
Miss Hurcum was heard in two
groups which included Love Song"
and Little Bird" Griegl G sharp
minor prelude Rachnfa ninoffI Ara
besque No. ," Debussyl and "Stude
de Concert" (Sternberg)
Miss Fitzpatrick and Miss Anthony
sang duet Where My Caravan Has
Rested" and Miss Fitzpatrick accom-
panied by Miss Anthony. sang There's
Corner in My Heart The Owl"
(Wellsl and ITO You" (Speaks).
Eva Whitford Lovette acted as ac-
companist for Mrs. Hendricks.
Monday evening the MacDoweu
Music Club, Eleanor Glynn. president,
held its regular monthly meeting A
number of new active and associate
members We're received among whom
were John Coniff, Harry Keller. Mrs.
Myra McCathran Marks, Mr.. and Mrs.
John Mccormack. Mrs. II. E Rich
mond. Mrs. Reeves, Virginia Trauty.
Katharine Wright. Gladys Marks.
Alice Richmond. Amelia Sweticui
At the next meeting Mrs. Myra Nc
Cathran Marks will entertain the club
in her studio in the Playhouse.
The Monday Music Club of Claren-
| don, Va. met last week with Mrs
Durward Smith. The resignation of
Mrs Edward Thomas as vice president
| was accepted and Mrs. Robey Boyer
elected-as her successor. The club will
have MacDOwell concert in January,
during Mcdowell week. The pro-
ceeds of the concert will be donated
to the MacDowell Colony in Peterboro,
y. II.
The composer to be studied during De-
"ember and January is Franz List.
The program committee is composed
OF Mrs. Writer'S. Mrs. RiStine md Mrs
Cloth. Mrs. Snyder will entertain the
Ciub>at its next meeting. This months
program committee is composed of
Mrs. William Ames, Mrs Whallon and
Mrs. Bryer. Works by Richard Wag-
ner were interpreted Monday by Mrs.
\. I. Stone, Mrs. Ames, Mrs. Moore,
Mrs. Croson, Mrs. Sunderman, Mrs.
Baldwin, Mrs. Smith, Mrs. Writers.
Mrs. n A. Rees, Mrs. w. Snyder, Mrs.
II. 4. Dougall and Mrs. Afford.
Miss Florence Hyde. compiler of the
program notes for Mrs. wilson
Greene's Washington and Baltimore
concert and Mile. Marie Becker
Washington musician and teacher
volunteered as 'page-turners" for
Harold Bauer and Ossip Gabrilowitsch
al Inc two-piano concert of those art
ISIS AT the Washington Auditorium
last Saturday night. when il was dis
covered that the services Of two such
assistants would he required. Both
Miss HYDE and Mile. Becker expressed
themselves thrilled at the novelty of
their public appearances.
Evening star., 1925-11-15
CONCERTS
MONDAY.

MONDAY
La Tosca by the Washington Opera COMPANY Sis o'clock
the Washington Auditorium.
Nine Adele de Doudeu Tidbal benefit French costume
cital, at the Playhouse $50 o'clock pm.
TUESDAY.
The New York Philharmonic Orchestra. Mr. Mengbers
ductor. the National Theater 80 o'clock
Mile Modte by the Wahngtonan Central High School
at Sis o'clock
WEDNESDAY.
Dnsolna Giannini song recital. Polls Theater 40
O'Clock
The Westminster Choir !! F. Williamson conductor. the
Washington Auditorium Sis o'clock pm.
Second night of Mile. Modisc a SCHOOL,
THURSDAY.
RabinoH Ensemble. and
the C1avux the Washington a cockp
Third performance of Mile. Modiste"
SATURDAY,
Mischa Eman. in recital the Washington Audi
$50
Evening star., 1925-11-15
Josef Holman Coming.

JOSEF HOFFMAN,. renowned plan
list. will give a recital in Wash
ington one week from tomorrow
night. November %. at the Audi
torium. This will he the third OF
the Monday evening concerts in Peggy
Albion's list.
Mr.. Hofmanns recital here will
mark the start Of his thirty eighth
year on the concert stage. he having
made his public debut in Poland at
the age of 6. toured Europe and
Great Britain by the time he was
3 and made concert tours every year
since. save during A 6-year period of
retirement and study
This recital will contain selections
from All schools of music-cla ssic.
roma ntic and modern-among them
being compositions Of Mendelssohn.
Chopin and Wagner.
Tickets for the recital are avail BILE
AT the concert bureau in the Jordan
Building. 1239 G street northwest.
Evening star., 1925-11-15
"MLLE. MODISTE'-TUESDAY,
WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY.

EVERYTHING is in readiness for
IL the opening Of Mile Modiste" at
the Central High Community Cens
ter next Tuesday, Wednesday and
Friday evenings at S:15 o'clock,
when "The Washingtonians," under
the direction Of Rollin Bond. will
Herbert celebration performances
with this popular Herbert comic
opera. Mile Modiste" is a revival
of the organization's 1922 success
and is promised to eutrank the
"Sweethearts production. A cast OF
2e principals, double chorus Of 50,
Evening star., 1925-11-15
NEW YORK PHILHARMONIC
TT ESDAN

THE first concert of the New York
Philharmonic Orchestra series
will he given Tuesday at 4:30 at the
National Teater, with Wilem Mengel-
berg. conductor. A distinguished mus
ical and social audience will welcome
his appearance.
The program chosen offers a treat
for those in attendance. 1t will in
clude:
l. Weber. Overture to Der Freischutz -
>. Brahms. symphony No. . in D Major
Op. 13.
|. Allegro non troppo
:. Sdagio non troppo.
3. Allegretto grazioso
I. Allegro con spirotO
Intermis ssion
y. Scheliing. "A Victory Ball" Fantasy
for Orchestra.
:. Strauss. Tone Poem. Don Juan" On 90
Tickets are on sale at T. Arthur
Smith Concert Bureau. 1880 G street
northwest.
Evening star., 1925-11-15
WESTMINSTER CHOIR
WEDNESDAY.

IHE famous Dayton Westminster
choir. John Finley Williamson
conductor, will appear here at Wash
1ngton Auditorium, Wednesday eve
ming at 8:15.
This choir of 60 devoted men and
women singing cappella and from
memory, stands first for worship and
second for artistry in the choir loft
1t demonstrates what may be done by
non.professionals. singers In choral
work, where theke is honest effort and
Evening star., 1925-11-15
Koussevitsky First
Virtuoso of Double Bass

MANY a conductor has started his
career as virtuoso of some
particular instrument. Leopold Sto-
Eowski. conductor of the PHILADELPHIA
Orchestra. and Frederick Stock, the
Chicago Orchestra conductor. both
worked up from the orchestral ranks
Pierre Monteuxs instrument as
student was the viola. Serge kous-
sevitZky, conductor of the Boston
Evening star., 1925-11-15
STONY POINT ENSEMBLE"
THURSDAY.

HE operate concert of the STONY
Point Ensemble" that comes to
the washington Auditorium Thursday
evening a $50, made its New York de
but Tuesday at the Metropolitan Opera
House before an audience that filled
| the large auditorium and that greeted
this exposition of the opera arts. from
the American Institute of Operatic
Arts at Stony Point on the Hudson
with enthusia SIN.
The vocal ensemble Of 20 voices. un-
der Alexander koshetz. conductor of
the famous Ukrainia n National Chorus,
is novelty OF strong appeal.
Taiiys, dramatic soprano of Rus
sia. is featured singer. Benno
RabinOf is the solo violinist
In the program there will he the
Chopin Funeral March," hummed in
orchestral arrangement by the vocal
ensemble and mined by Maud Allen;
the new vision of '.Salome." her SEN
sational Interpretation of Europe
called Fantasy of the Orient"
which Miss Allen will give to specia
| music by Achron; the classic dance
selections of Cecile D'Androa. of the
Pavlowa' type: folk songs Of many
ma tions. ira ansla ted into English: grand
opera arias by Jeanne Palmer and
Oda Tallys. sopra no, and Clara Brook
Rabinoff, with Interpretation in lights
and colors by the "clavilux.'' of such
varied music to be sung by the en-
semble. as Tertius Mobiles Fierce
the Billows," Schumanns Evening
Star" Clarence Dickinson's soft the
Dews of God" Arkhangelsky's THE
Last Judgment" the suite of Christ
mas songs and carols arranged by
Lyssenko, and other selections.
Not alone moving color, but form.
are brought into the picture by this
organ of light, for the player can
evoke allegorical figures or whole
gorgeous scenes dissolving into one
another. A majestic nave of a
cathedral my suddenly or gradually
he changed into dark forest. moon.
lit garden. or anything else as great
in contrast.
Tickets for the Stony Point En-
semble may be obtained at the VII
lard newsstand.