Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1925-05-22
Uncle Hez Haukin Writes
A Very Interesting
Letter To The
Paper


Me un Liza un Delbert, Annie,
Nell un Jimmie Wilbur un Bess he'd
our crops in and bunch Nv produce
sew we cum in ter sell'um. Yes
an by crack we didn't hesitate none
that is after Sarah sed we wud, she
sorter runs the shebang en- me tew ]
reckin.
Liza en- me he'd ter git Their house
bilt fer Annie, yep she air a-gettin
hitched in July ter thet wuthless
Wallace Teller, but Liza SEE hes awl
rite en- Annie hez ter live with i'm
sew reckin its her funeril. Wal we
went inter Their Home Lumbr & Coal
Co., EN- Guy Ryman took ker en- us
he sort'er runs things thar Sold
us tina finest lumber ever seed, Ore
gon 2x4s en- siding best NV fir en-
reel ceder shingles frum tina coast en-
perlite as a basket NV chips but Guy
allus does see yer treated jist rite.
Went inter the Goldun Rule, Gus
IL thih6S Uoh just SUIT w NhSy
Makes it Rite" by Cracky en- Liza
got herself er moo harness, one uvI
tina moo fandagled kind called a rub
Der reducin korsit. Annie seed sum
purity Cinderella silk hosiery en- Liza
got her five pair fer graduashun en-
hez 28 kolors ter pick frum, en- ct
less then 2 dollars pair. They got
out sizes tew, Liza told me after |
wards them wuz kins for big laigs. |
They sure hez fine new suits made
in Rochester, solid Sleeps wool en-
Liza got sum wolfe for her en- Armies
underwear cuz its the softest stuff
Liza SEE yer ken buy. The Golden
Rule Mr.. Bradin wuz tellin me wuz
in its 29th year. But thets jist why |
they air sew reliable like.
Met Walt Clayville he is runin tina
White Swan Laundry en- sure hez
fine place We went in thar en- Liza
sent our washin thar is six un us en-
By Cracky awl of it never cost me
$1.25 fer rough dry. Annie kin iron
EN- en- whats the use NV braking yer
back ct tub when Walt does yer
work sew cheap en- such like. We
send it in parcul postage en- they
cum hum iist like hungry dog only
in better shape / reckin. The White
Swan Laundry is tina most reliable
laundry in these parts en- shure does
good work, / reckin.
Met Doc Whitaker on tina street
In. wuz a tellin tina big rascal he'd a
,um tooth but he jist LATED en- said
lee let me shew yer somethin, en-
he took me in tina finest store in
Mountain Home. Doc SEE Hez this is
ny place. Well l kin depend on
Joe sew he got me measured fer a
,air of cutter boots. Wal I've wad
ID streams fishin en- ditchin awl day
IN they never leak drap. Gosh yer
Iant wear EN- out. Got sum L. & A.
Underwear cuz my oil ones wuz a reck
n moo Stetson hat. Tha only
hing | lacked ter look like Doc wuz
lis Shrine pin, but he sure treats yer
ne and square.
Jno. Goodall, l see won by big
Majority fer councilman but gosh he q
rter look who he is with awl day,
ioscoe Smith. We all got tergether
nth them fellers en- Liza ordered
Photograph fer Annie fer
present en- we got sum NV Roscoe's
ig presarver cuz that CHICKENS sure =
ir laying these days en- Liza is fer y
uttin EN- down en- Roscoe's presar-
er shure does take care on EN- in .
ne shape only lost two last winter =
a l shure wuz glad that Roscoe
iewed me tina Eastman ga Kodak. =
osh got anvil the folks pitchers en- :,
ley sure air natural like. Fine boys -
lar.
Lizas a bin wantin a cogoleum rug =, -
W We dropt inter see Gilbert Zach ~
the furniture man NV tina town, ~
rryin tina best, tina kind yer kin de-
nd on en- afore l cum out Liza
ung me fer the finest ice box yer -
er seed. Now l know we kin keep 49,
m things cold especially ice tea =,
sich like. Gilbert shure treats
r fine, carries ia best NV everythin -,
Liza INDUCED in a Hoover, but l -
ure amt sorry cuz she saves a mil ~
m steps day en- kin get don in
ne ter help me milk. A moo Per- 80
tshun Oil Stove en- we went ter !
:, ez sammie wuz gettin empty in a.
n craw.
Best white mans shop in town air -,
! Manhattan KATE, Gosh it's shure n.
lice place en- Gerry en- Mrs. Price
ter be konplimented Gerry took ~
ms all tew box stall, he hez tew DI
r, en- l never seed sew much ter
since Xmas, BY Heck. / sit thar
kin at tina good lookin gals what A
I on yer en- Liza shure did SKIOLD the