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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-09-25

sionally by those
who enjoy them.
An oyster stew is
a simple dish TO
prepare, but it is
too FIRE q u e n thy
poorly made and
/. served. Oysters
should be careful
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-09-25

Upon obtaining this release. he pub
nshed several Of his works. In 1910
he again returned TO England where
he was given a professorship at Cam
bridge. In 1914 he returned to the
continent where he lived until death
overlook him in 1886.
Erasmus was easily one OF the most
notable scholars Of his day and to
him can be given much credit for the
reviying Of scholarship In that age.
He attacked the disorders OF monas-
ticism and superstition and was &C
tive In the reformation, although he
was scored by Luther for lukewarm-
ness The Praise of Folly Is. per-
haps, his best work-Wayne d.
McMurray.
co by George Matthew Adama,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-09-25

delicious cakes without
butter, salad dressings,
cookies, doughnuts and
various other dishes
which will appeal to all
appetites.
One will have TO use
judgement In regard TO
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-09-25
A LINE o. CHEER
BY John kendrick Bangs
by JONI Nenurick BanQs
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
A SUGGESTION

F YOU would I'll the passing
: u day with cheer
Spread far and wide the good
news that you hear.
Upon your neighbours virtues
smiling dwell,
And If some bit OF gossip you
must tell
Let II be OF some kindness he has
done,
Or of some honor high that he
has won;
And ere the day shall pass into
the night
You'll find the flying minutes all
delight,
And when the sunset CLOVIS out
in the west
And you shall come into the wales
of rest.
Faith. Hope and Cheer will be
your comrades on
The highways leading to the
golden dawn.
&c by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate)
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-09-25
HOW TO SOLVE CROSSWORD PUZZLE

WIZ
spell BIO
by
the black Hd
indies in he
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-09-25
WHOLESOME FOODS

Sour cream is not enough priced
By keeping little on hand from day
to- day one may have
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-09-25

~Never send man on a fools err
rand" admonished the Wise Guy. NO,
II IL better to 90 yourself" suggested
the Simple Mug.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-09-25

Papyrus. source of ancient papers
Ia again coming into use.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-09-25

Oysters are now coming into the
market and should be served occa-
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
Drawing n Blank

When the office manager opened
the door Of r. Walter Smith, Inc. last
Saturday morning, he was gratified
to see that his advertisement in the
Friday paper had met with sufficient
enthusiasm at the hands OF three
promising characters. His keen ap-
praising eye quickly noted the pros
and cons Of the first two, and pass
ing on rested for more than mo-
ment on the third a decidedly
pretty woman.
by iove what a peach" he
thought as he passed through into
his office beyond. she probably
doesn't know a thing. They never do
when they are that good to look al,
Such eyes! And what color" 1t
would be a relief TO have that
smile around the office. He was get
ting fed up on these grouchy brok-
ers. The odd Man liked them
pretty himself. and as for young T.
W. he wouldn't care IL she could add
two and two! CThe office manager
WASH l dl al SulS lllGlI SOul5 l. We
could either.)
Removing his hat and coat he
went out into the waiting room and
said; II am very sorry to have caus-
ed you this unfruitful wait but I
find the position of bookkeeper was
filled after l left on Friday" AS the
candidates filed toward the door be
whispered TO the girl to wait. Il
think l have something that might
interest you he said in low voice.
1t took a moment to penetrate,
then she turned in the door and be-
slowed upon him the most wonder
full smile he ever beheld, and said
quietly: Thank you very much, but
you see l am not looking for a Job
Il only came along with my hus-
band"
ID. H. Brown.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
Observation
On The Weather

Forecast for Eastern New York:
Cloudy. with slowly rising Temporal
turc; probably rain or snow tonight
and Tuesday. moderate to fresh
east shifting 10 south winds.
Conditions: The pressure is
high this morning over New Eng
land and low in the upper Missis-
sippi valley. Unsettled weather
with light snow or rain prevails
from North Dakota eastward TO
uppor Michigan and as far south
as Missouri. Pleasant weather pre-
walls generally in other sections
east OF the Rocky mountains. The
temperature is low in the eastern
sections. Zero temperatures are
reported from Vermont, New Hamp-
shire and Maine.
Conditions favor for this vicinity
fair weather followed by cloudiness
and slowly rising temperature
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
Is Years Ago Today

;. NJ. Brady has purchased 81
building lots on ReIden and 1irdon
streets: this territory has rocont1v
been onenad nv ,n,nrovor,o,. 60.
Friendly. T.. Of A. ia nIonp,nr ~
purchase the land AT ooo Fact Main
street and hui,d han "a he usnd
by the Foresters NJ mis- citv rha
stock is being snbscrihed gannrorsI,.
and the nnrchasn nr,ce viii ~ ss
600.
The annual military serv,ce ,ros
conducted at the First cburc, yns~
,nrJav. DIR. Han the ma s+or said ,hat
Sherman once made Stronr .totn
mcnt about war hnt her Woo
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30

after Calllaux the financial wig
ard" OF the country, failed, will add
to his growing reputation as the
greatest Frenchman alive. He viii
be given every opportunity TO show
his skill.
Reports from Morocco are that
France may enter into peace nego-
tiations with Krlm, tho two sides
being not far apart In their con-
ceptions OF what should eyentuato
along these lines. And reports from
Syria are that some effort will be
ma lo to agree with tho tribcsmen.
Both these colonial projects OF
France are expensive and the pos
sible results are scarcely worth the
huge expenditures entailed, Any
honorable peace agreement on
these fronts probably would meet
with the approval OF most French
men and most certainly with tho
world at large.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30

vote which was never taken. This
failure 70 hold n plebiscite nearly
brought on war between Chile and
Peru in 1918, which was prevented
through the influence Of the United
states, which mcdiotcd. In 1890
Peru announced II intended sub
hitting the Tacna.Arica contro-
yersy 10 the League OF Nations. The
last move has been the Pcrshlng-
conducted .-lebiHcte.
There cas- scarcely be any doubt
that Chilo seized the territory
through force OF arms ana In Wow
Of the treaty OF 1851 continued oc-
cupying It after the treaty specified
II was 10 be evacuated, There can
be no doubt, either that Chile in
tends 10 continue occupying the nj
tratc provinces, She has held sway
there for SO long that tho provinces
look like her own; but to Peru
they arc a Peruvian irrcdenta. The
plebiscte won't settle the question.
as the losing side Will never be
satisfied.
The interests OF Chile, Peru and
Bolivia have considerable in COM
mon. The only logical way out OF
the difficulty would be for the
three nations to unite under one
flag. stay on their side OF the con-
tnent and attend strictly to bust
ness and foreign trade.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
BRAND AND LOTCHEUR
IIkIJ,N PAIR

Louis Louchcur, who has been
chosen 10y Premier BRAND as his
finance minister in the now French
cabinet is one of the richest men
in France; indeed, some reports
name him as the worlds woalthiest
Frcnchman. One might expect a
rich citizen 10 lac at least a trife
dimIcnt about increasing taxation
when such action would be more
expensive to the wealthy than the
poor; In, Louchcur Is not built that
way. H. has agreed with BRAND
that Tho imm,ltatc salvation of
France is considerably increased
taxation. and With the capital levy
plans Of the Socialists and the
other parties Of The Left shelved
for tho time being, The probable
trend in France will be toward a
raise in tax payments. Ohscr' CTS
The world over long ago concluded
that this was the only logical
method 10 meet the pressing finan-
cial burdens Of tho nation.
BRAND will receive the common
dation or all well-wishers OF France
rs a result Of his announced inten-
ION 10 resume negotiations FOR The
rcfunding Of her var debts to tho
United States. For the hero Of Lo-
carno" TO succeed in this matter
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
FATAL AUTO ACCIDENT
Springfield Child Killed but Sister,
Also Hurt In Crash, Has Good
Chance OF Life.

Northampton, Mass, Nov. 80 up
- Some hope was held today at
Dickinson hospital here for the re-
covery Of Mary Eewsome. five years
old, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Jo-
seph Newsome of Springfield. one
of the victims OF an automobile ac-
cident late last night at a railroad
underpass In Whately which re-
suited in the death of the child's
brother, Proctor IL years old.
When the girl was brought here ii
was thought she was dying. Mr..
and Mrs. Newsome, a third child
and Richard kellogg of East Long
meadow, father of Mrs. Newsome,
suffered minor injuries when the
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
car struck the abutment of the ur-
derpass.
POPULATION GROWING

Albany, N. Y, Nov. 30 P -
Westminster county, with a popula-
ton Of 425,79S. as shown by the
1925 state census, has gained ST.
S62 In FIVE years, it was announced
today by Mrs. Florence E. S.
Knapp, secretary of state. This is
the greatest increase in any five
year period in the history Of the
country. With the exception Of one
village, Croton on the Hudson.
every municipality in the country
has gained in inhabitants, and in
some instances the population has
virtually doubled.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
A Postscript to "Heartrouble"---
On NV Htrthdayi

Listen, Heartrouble!
It's time you were told
1t isn't my birthdays
That make me grow old!
It's YOU! For with guessing
My hair will turn gray
Do you sayWhat you mean?
Do you mean what you say?
She Knows Who s. Writing This
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
TAMMANY CHIEFTAINS
IN DRESS SUITS

Down in the New York wigwam
district-that Is to say, on 14th
street, New York-Tammany hall
has been purified. 1t is no longer
ruthless political machine. The
big chiefs, when they meet nova
days, are not bedaubed with red
paint and there Is no suggestion Of
scalping knives on the premises and
scalps dangling from the belts.
Things have become so pure and
celestial that when the big chiefs
meet around the banquet table they
are dressed in society regalia and
look like perfect gentlemen; and
the discussion does not include
cheap ward politics any more. What
they talk about has to do with
economy, good business, financial
budgets, and other topics character
istic of Chamber Of Commerce din
ners.
At least, so we are informed. The
reform has been brought about
largely by Governor Al Smith, who
wouldn't stand for q Tammany of
the old kind. And brother Hylan,
who couldn't progress with the
times, had to be shelved In favor
Of Mr.. Walker a brave who talks
economic finances with the best of
them.
They want the world to note the
difference, too. 1t was for this rea-
son that Governor Smith took that
rcccn. western trip, and Mayor
Elect Walker went to the south
They are trying TO sell the new
Tammany TO the country. with a
special eye toward the next Demo
cratic presidential nomination.
An indication OF the new regime
blazed forth when the position of
New York police commissioner was
offered to Owen D, Young, stall
wart Democrat who is identified
with the General Electric company
and who was co-partner with
Charles G. Dawes, in arranging the
Dawes plan TO rehabilitate Germany
and enable her TO pay her debts
in real money. Mr. Young may be
too busy to accept the Job Of run
ming the police, especially with Sc
much padloclting and petty crime
10 contend with; but the mere fac
that 1t was offered him shows tina
/ Tammany has much confidence II
its purity.
We hope Tammany is right in It
estimate of itself. We Will 60 a stel
further and opne that we think tn
report OF reformation is mostl'
true. With Governor Smith, clean
carable man who docs not stand 70
old-stylc politics-torcing the issu
house-cleaning could not b
avoided. Tammany had TO become a
good as Governor Smith or 1t coul'
not Nv on the tail of his kite.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30

The offensive started by
Governor MA" Ferguson of Texas
against the "rich vets in the
state may be sincere and yet may
only be an effort to distract atten-
ton from the highway construction
scandal" the impeachment pro-
cccdings and the other more i'm
portant issues.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
FactsandFancies
Df ROBERT CULLEN

A man Is known by the people
he thinks unnecessary,
sun, the morals OF the stage are
Mt any rottener than the acting.
Savage people are those that wear
lew clothes only when it's hot.
Soft coal isn't really soft. The
adjective fits only the cinch It now
has.
Enemies aren't such bad scouts.
They don't tell you what TO do for
your cold.
You can tell. II it's a blowout IN
stead Of a pistol the next sound Is
profanity.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
SHOULD CITY PAY FOR
POLICENIAS'S ERROR?

New Britain policemen have
been more than mildly interested
In the woes Of Detective Sergeant
Madigan In Hartford, who was on
the losing end of a lawsuit which
charged him with false arrest. II
his appeal isn't successful he or the
city will have TO pay Gertrude Nc
Gam $4,000. The net income of a
detectiye-sergeant is not so much
as to avoid several years OF hard
work to make up the deficit should
he pay IT.,
But we rather think there Is O
strong case in favor Of the city
paying the money If the finding of
the lower court Is sustained. Tho
main error made by Madigan ap-
pears to have been he did not es-
cort Miss McGann TO the police sta
ton after arresting her, but in
stead took her TO a department
store for questioning. Such an err
ror Of judgment does not appear
bad enough TO set policeman
back $4,000. Agents of employers
and what is n policeman but an
agent of a municipality make
mistakes quite frequently and it is
an axiom OF law that the principal
is responsible for the damages
done by agents In the course Of
their employment,
The claim against the officer that
the warrant for the arrest was il
legal is Il horse of a different color
and probably is more important In
a judgment OF the case than the
course Of the officer after tho ar
rest was made. But it SO happens
that the warrant WAS like hun
dreds Of other warrants that have
been issued in Hartford. These
warrants were signed in blank by
the clerk OF court and filed In with
the names Of accused persons and
the charges made by the prosccut-
ing attorney. The method was a
habit, or custom, in the Hartford
police Department. and the detec-
tive sergeant was merely following
the local method: at least, so it APP
pears from a close examination OF
the testimony. From this II would
also appear that the local police
department itself. or tie officials
guiding II. were to blame for per
hitting the custom TO become in
grained in tho department. Thu
fact that the custom was not in
harmony with the city charter re-
quircmonts seems to have been en-
tirely overlooked.
The case will bring about a cor
rection IN these methods; and hal
Madigan not been the means o.
forcing such q correction. some
other officer involved In a similar
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
TO TAKE BAR EXAMINATIONS

Among the New Britain residents
who will take bar examinations this
year are Leonard Appel, John ].
Begley, William i. Curtin, Miss
Mary Angelta Lacava. and Yale
Sable. The bar association will meet
Friday. December 4, to pass on the
applications.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
Out for the Money,

"Ill have to take my hat off TO
this movie producer. He knows his
Shakespeare"
But does he put Shakespeare on
the screen?"
Certainly not. He also knows his
business"
airline Storrs.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE
Conducted by Gertrude)

Teacher:
"Mr. Dell. may ask you for an
illustration OF the use Of SCISSOR"
Dingdong Dell:
zone day the dear girl gives me
hope
And seems to be my clinging vine,
Next day my rival she prefers
can't tell IL she's scissor mine"
Teacher:
we will now hear from that lit
tie boy sitting over there, and he
will use the word liquidate.' Talk out
loud, Michael"
Mike Canary:
"a Greek and an Irishman met!
The Irishman was angry, guess,
For he said, Amy twelve OF you
Greeks
OF kin liquidate oirish--or less. "
A. D. Morrow.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
KRAzY KINDERGARTEN

Conducted by Gertrude, III
fletcher:
"Bizmark, take that gum out Of
your mouth and illustrate the werd
bulletin"
Bizmark Herring:
My unkle has lots OF war
sooveneers,
But the ones that give him most
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
The Food of Love


| think Of you, Love, when l eat;
Your hair is like my shredded
wheat
Only shedded-cr.
Your dear eyes are like Berries Blue,
Your lips are like red Cherries,
two
Only redded-er,
When in my coffee put cream
Why is it OF your skin ! dream?
Yours is cold creamier!
And how my steaming coffee pot
Recalls your temper, piping hot
For yours is creamier!
Mary Perry.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT

Mr. and Mrs. Charles Perondine
Of 20S Cherry street, this city, an
nounee the engagement Of their
daughter, Nellie. TO Edward Toner
Of Woodside, Long Island, N. 7.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30

The A. d. c. IL a national organization
which furnishes newspapers and adver.
tsers with a strictly honest analysis OF
circulation. Our circulation statistics
are based upon this audit, This insurer
protection against fraud IN newspaper
distribution figures TO both national and
local advertisers.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30

There has been very cold wealth
or IN the far west and midwest and
now Europe reports similar wealth
or. So far New England has been
SHARED zero temperature. No; our
climate isn't so severe as critics
sometimes claim.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
Suspicious

Mrs. Hale 80 your husband Is
often detained downtown on bust
ness"
Mrs. Hooper: Yes, and the funny
thing is that he never brings home
any overtime pay"
julia Baehr.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
ANOTHER WAR WITH
pERSHISG IN CHARGE


he was working l6 hours a day and
wondering whether the results
would ever amount 10 as much as
a hole In a doughnut.
General Pershing is In Chile to
conduct a plebiscite to determine
the possession Of the provinces of
Tacna and africa as between, Chile
and Peru. These two provinces are
the Alsace and Lorraine OF South
America; not that they compare
with the French provinces In
beauty, culture and historic inter-
ests. Indeed. they are not much to
look at, being mostly barren Of
agriculture and rainless. No one
would want to live In them unless
he had 10, But they supply I'M
mense quantities OF nitrates and
guano, especially the former. And
nitrates have been Chile's chief ex-
ports.
Hardly had our former chief OF
staff arrived when Peruvian mem
bers OF the plebiscite commission
told him that the Chilears were
following a ruthless policy OF In
timidation and deportation Of the
population with a view toward af-
fecting the plebiscite. Which sounds
like a page from the history of
parts OF Europe. Then the Peru
VANS added general guarantees"
must be given before the plebiscite
! could be taken-which also sounds
"a Ia Europe" While the discus
sion waxed warm a mob killed a
policeman.
Another little occurrence since
Pershing got there was the resigna-
ton Of President Alessandrl of
! Chile, after turning over presiden-
tial powers 10 his minister OF the
interior. A dispute with the min
lister OF war brought on the resig-
nation. the second since he was
elected prcsi lent in 1920. Martial
law in three provinces followed.
Pershings first victory was Il reso-
luton to reduce tho number Of
Chilean troops and secret service
men In Tacna and africa to the
same number maintained by Peru.
The resolution passed, and both ma
tons are now on an even footing
to do their worst about the plebi-
settle.
Chile and Peru have been bad
neighbors ever since 1879. 1t had
been only "A years previously
when both nations had been
aligned in war with Spain, which
lasted four years and was ended
by American intervention. 1t was
in 1879 that war broke out be-
tween Chile against Peru and Bo-
lyla, which Chile won, resulting in
it's occupation Of the nitrate fields
Of Bolivia along the scacoast. Yet
so long did the embcrs of disagree
ment slumber that no peace treaty
was signed until 1905. when Bo-
,ivia coded her claims to a seaport
and 4 strip OF coast on condition
that Chile construct a railroad
from IaPaz TO the port Of africa
giving Bolivia free transit across
Chilean territory.
Old-timcrs will remember this
threat OF war by President Harri.
son against Chrc in 1891, during
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New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
Member OF the Associated Press.

The Associated Press 10 exc lusiSely en-
Titled TO the use for republication OF
all news credited to II o. not otherwise
credited In this pnper and also local
news published herein.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
Take. Tint. Confinement

Man, oh, Man. You're like a sausage.
Very smooth upon the skin;
But no one can tell. by looking
How much hog there is within.
--Maribelle Otey.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30

People might stay up on election
night, as of yore, il somebody would
set 'em up as Of yore.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30

What will 1t matter IL evolution is
taught in the schools? Do you re-
member any Of the algebra taught
In tho schools?
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30
TELEPHONE CALLS
Business ONCE go, p2b
Editorial Rooms zee, s26

The only profitable advertising medium
in the City. Circulation books and
press room always open to advertisers
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30

How funny that alchemists tried
for ages to make gold of base metals
and never thought of swamp water.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30

Good times are those In which
people make the debts that worry
them in bad times.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30

Darned few of the people who say
Prohibition can't be enforced can
tell you where to get drink.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30

Let's Bury Those Blues, Folks!
Folks, when we find It's hard TO grin,
And LIES as cheerful as a tomb,
Let's call the fun-dertakers in,
And tell en- to inter the gloom!
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-30

The Herald Ia ca taio DAILY In New
York at Hotaling's Newsstand. Tlmes
square; schultzs Newsstands. Entrance
Grand Central. 42nd Street.