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Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

prano, and William Totterdale, tenor.
500 p. m.-Opera, aida" sung
by Puccini Grand Opera Company;
also broadcast by WGBS.
1000 p. m.-Meyer Davis Or
chestra, Washington, also broadcast
by WIZ and WRC.
Wednesday, May 27, $3.50 p. M
Children's program.
5:45 p. m.-Albany Strand Thea
tre Orchestra, julius Boxhorn, con-
ductor; Floyd II. Walters, organist.
$50 p. m.-Feature from Child s
Book of knowledge.
Thursday, May %, 100 p. M
Music; talk, "The Artistry of the
Table" by Prof. Annette J. Warner,
New York State College of Home
Economics, Cornell University.
1880 p. Morgan selections by
Stephen e. Boisclair, from Proctor's
Harmanus Bleecker Hall
$50 p. m.-Dinner music by Hotel
Ten Eyck Orchestra.
$50 p. m.-Report on condition
of roads in New York State.
6:35 p. m.-Out door talk, Fish
ing Rods"
6:45 p. m.-Piano recital by Kath-
ryn P. Hinkey; address by j. A.
Hall, secretary of New York Asso-
citation of Real Estate Boards.
1880 p. m.-U. S. Marine Band !;
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

also broadcast by WIZ and WRS.
1890 p. Morgan recital by
Stephen E.. Boisclair from Proctor's
Harmanus Bleecker Hall, Albany
Friday, May 20, 100 p. m
Music; Health Hints, First Aid to
the Injured" by DR.. c. W. Woodau.
$50 p. international Sunday
school lesson.
600 p. m.-Albany Strand Thea
ter Symphony Orchestra, julius Box
horn, conductor; Floyd III. Walters,
organist
-S:35 p. m.-Health talk.
6J45 p. m.-Comedy. "Tweedles,"
by Booth Harrington, presented by
WGY Players, Ten Eyck Clay, di-
rector. Music by WGY Orchestra.
$50 p. m-Radio debate by
Bartlett J. Rowan, Boston Univer-
sity, and Stanley Talbot, Univer-
sity of Iowa.
$50 p. m.-WGY Orchestra; So
| loist, Miss A. Ruth Wall, >violfnist,
and Francis Ryder, pianist
:. Saturday, May 80, 200 p. m
Yale-Princeton baseball game from
New Haven; also broadcast by WIZ.
500 p. MI. S. Marine Band.
900 p. m-Ben Bernie's Orches-
ira from Hotel Van Curler, Schenec-
tady. N. Y.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21
WGY PROGRAM IN BRIEF
WEEK OF MAY "a, 1925
WGY, Schenectady, N. Y.
General EIectrlc Company
790 Kilocycles $3.50 Meters)
Eastern Standard Time

F90 k1lOcycleS 1851 MeIerS)
Eastern Standard Time
Sunday, May "a, $50 a. m.-Ser-
vice OF First Presbyterian Church,
Albany, n. Y, Rev. William Herman
Hopkins, pastor.
235 p. m.-WGY Symphony Or
chestra, julius Boxhorn, guest COR
ductor, Beatrice M. Zollinger, So
prano, soloist.
$50 p. m.-Later evensong SER
vice of Gs,ace Episcopal Church, New
York, Rev DR.. w. Russell Bowie,
rector; first half hour devoted to
chime program
7:45 p. m.-Program by Hotel
Commodore Orchestra, New York,
Bernhard Levitow, conductor; also
broadcast by WIZ.
800 p. m.-Recital by Godfrey
Ludlow. violinist; also broadcast by
WIZ.
Noaday, May 25, 100 p. m.-
Music; talk, Color in the Home" +"
by Prof. Annette j. Warner, New
York State College of Home Eco
nomics, Cornell University.
$50 p. m.-Address by Daniel
Beard, National Boy Scout Leader,
from Hotel Van Curler.
500 p. m.-Weekly sport review,
by Harold Anson Bruce, athletic di-
rector of Union College.
6:15 p. m.-Address, Financing
the Farmer Through the Federal
Land Banks" by E. H. Thompson,
president of the Federal Land Bank
of Springfield, Mass.
6:35 p. m.-Program by Schenec-
tady General Electric Band, direct
ed by George ]. Abbott; solOist, vi
ola Tuttle, soprano.
Tuesday, May 26, 1:80 p. M
Music; one-act play, "Dolly's Little
Bills" presented by WGY Matinee
Players.
1880 p. m.-Organ selections by
Stephen e. Boisclair
$50 p. m.-Dinner program by
Hotel Van Ourler orchestra.
6:35-p m. Address, English
and American College Athletics y
by Prof. William c. Holbrook, De-
partment of Modern Languages, Un-
ion College.
$50 p. m.-Program by WGY
Orchestra, Celia A. McManus, So
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21
THE VIOLIN HOSPITAL

The violin hospital is receiving
patients nearly every day. The
only place they can be treated with
scientific repair treatment and
have enough medicine on hands for
the treatment of all that are need
ing a scientific repair work.
guarantee perfect cure. They will
talk to you in the same old musical
voice as they did centuries past.
have treated patients that We're
born in 1713, and the same old mu-
sical voices were as good as ever.
All things dieth and wasteth away,
but the old fiddle never dies. Re-
member / am manufacturing yioiins
(: age them fifty years ahead of time.
Call AID see them.
HIRAM McGRATH
"a dff
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

c. o. Hammond, owner and oper-
ator of the Columbus, New Lexing-
ton and McConnelsville Red Star
Transporting Line, has added to the
New Lexington Columbus run a
new fifteen passenger sedan type
coach Studebaker, which he expects
to place on a daily run by the lat
ter part of this week Thanette Nc
Girr. former driver of the line, will
be transferred and given full charge
of the new. bus.-Times Recorder.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mr.. Thomas Lowe of Manchester
township, normal school student,
who so ably played the part of The
Burgomaster in the normal school
operetta, "The Pirates Daughter :
last Friday night, expects to teach
the coming year in Manchester town
ship. After following the teaching
profession for time, it is his plan
to go through college.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Dr. and Mrs. A. N. Kishler and
little son of New Lexington, and
Mr.. Raymond Birch. O. S. U. stu
dent. who was at the home of his
sister Mrs Kishler, motored over
Saturday night. Dr. Kishler and
Mr.. Birch returned to New Lexing-
ton, Sunday, Mr.. Birch going from
there back to Columbus. Mrs. Kish-
Ter and son remained here for
weeks visit or so with Mrs. Klsh-
ler's mother Postmistress Rosa al.
Fouts, and husband.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21
Caka WALL Nav OF

For the benefit of the Rocky Glen
baseball team a cake walk and box
social will be held Wednesday even
ing, May 27, court house lawn.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Messrs Walter Elliott of Zanes-
Vile, O. C. Taylor of Columbus
and Robert Ralston of Caldwell.
were present here at the Council in
spection last Friday night.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Rev. Walter M. Wilson OF the
Methodist Protestant church here
attended the meeting of the Zanes-
vile district of the Ohio conference,
held Tuesday at Coshocton.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mrs. Harry A. Phillips returned
to her home at the sanatorium Sun
day evening from GAINESVILLE, where
she underwent an operation several
weeks ago. She stood the trip well
and is doing fine
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mrs. Alice Patterson and son
Donald and Mr.. Arthur Bernier of
GAINESVILLE, spent the week end here
with the formers mother Mrs.
Mary Scott.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

After spending a few days here,
Mrs. w. A. Cosgrave returned to
GAINESVILLE Tuesday, to be with her
husband who is at the Bethesda hos
pital taking treatment. His con-
dition remains about the same.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mr.. ]. H. Ewing of Malta went
Monday to Buckeye Lake where he
has amusement concessions in the
park at that place. His wife win
ioin him there in about two weeks
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Congressman C. Ellis Moore has
gone to Ada, Okla, to deliver the
commencement address at East
State Central Teachers College, on
Thursday, May q.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mrs. Belle Brown who spent the
winter with her son-inlaw and
daughter Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Pen
nebaker of Memphis, Tenn, re-
turned to her home here last week.
Her daughter will join her here
later for a visit.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mrs. Martha Taylor of near
Glouster, who has been seriously i'll
with pneumonia, is still very i'll and
confined to her bed.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mr.. J. e. Patterson of this place,
state examiner of county offices, is
spending this week in Cambridge
and Woodsfeld on business.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mr.. Draper Vanfossen Of the Van
fossen & Price garage spent last
week at Norwood, near Cincinnati,
attending a Chevrolet school Of in
struction given for the benefit Of
Chevrolet auto dealers ssad mechan-
les.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mr.. Frank Harlan of this place
has been visiting his sister Mrs.
Frank Frame of Rural Dale.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mrs. E. O. Wiley of Meigsville
township, who has been suffering
with liver trouble, went to Zanes-
Vile Monday for an X-ray examina-
ton.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Talk 20 Mr.. Nichols about oil
stoves May %, at the Majts, Hard
ware ca.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

By taking advantage of our low
prices on coats, you save enough to
buy a nice dress.-White's.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mr.. T. r. Walraven of this place,
who taught the past year in New
Lexington, as principal Of the eighth
grade, has been employed for the
same position the coming year at an
increase in salary.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Base ball Sunday, May "a, South
GAINESVILLE Regulars VS.. Rocky Glens
Malta park. Game called at 2:30 p.
M
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

American and Anthony guaran-
teed fencing, at the Malta Hardware
Co. 14m2
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21
LOCAL NEWS

Cement, lime and plaster, at the
Malta Hardware Co. 14m2
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Miss Blanche Danford who is TAX
ing special musical work at the o.
T., and her cousin Miss Fora Sisler
of Athens spent from Friday until
Monday here with Miss Danford's
parents Atty and Mrs. M. e. Dan
ford
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Wn. Lunke and
son Billy of Meadville, Pa, motor
ed here Friday, remaining until
! NIlEay evening with MIS-. Lunke' S
Ia1 ents Mr.. and Mrs. c. If. Norris.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Porch and lawn swings, at the
Malta Hardware Co. l4m2
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Crepe, satin, silk, linen and Eng
lish broadcloth dresses, they'e sure
nifty and cheap.-White's.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Furnish your table with china
and kitchen with aluminium anc
silverware free, by saving your cash
register ickets.-Nhite's.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mr.. Brownell Porter of Malta
left Tuesday on business trip to
Columbus.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mr.. Robert Ralston, who recently
sold his drug store at Caldwell,
goes this week to Columbus, where
he will manage a drug store.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Floyd Yeager was married April
IL to Miss Ethel Roger of Bucyrus,
10. He is teaching in the Latimer
Junior high school in Pittsburgh.
Mr.. Yeager is the son of Rev. A. E..
Yeager, a former pastor of the
Rural Dale circuit.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Eclipse, Harvard and New Light
ming lawn mowers, at the Malta
Hardware Co. 14m2
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Always get and save your cash
register tickets, and furnish your
china closet and kitchen free
Whites.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

You save in buying mems and
boys shoes and oxfords, by coming
to our bargain Whites.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

China ware, silverware and alum
mum ware free. Save your cash
register tickets and get them
Whites.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Galvanized and painted screen
wire in all sizes, at the Malta
Hardware Co. 14m2
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

They're free, chinaware. silver
ware and aluminumWare. Always
get and save your cash register
tickets
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Sheetrock wall board in all
lengths, at the Malta Hardware
co 14m2
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Come to the Malta Hardware Com
pany May %, and learn more about
oil stoves.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Three grades of lawn mowers
priced to suit you, at the Malta
Hardware Co. 14m1
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Paul Henderson of Neelyville,
who graduates here tonight from
M. & NJ, plans to leave the first of
the week for East Fultonham,
where he will be employed with
Aaron Groves for the summer. Mr..
Groves is completing a new store
building at that place.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21
| Emmett A. Taylor
AttOrney-at-law
fSecond floor Jones Bldg.
] (Next to DR.. Kings officeJ
I McConnelsville. Ohio

Read the Perfection oil stove ad-
vertisement on the last page.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21
II. A. NJ. Notice

Regular meeting of McConnels-
vile Chapter No. 1872 R. A. M, Fri
day evening, 7:30. Work in three
degrees. III. Witte, III. p; J. A..
Hambleton, Sec'y.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21
Miss Blanche Danford who is t;

Perfection oil stoves and ovens
at the Malta Hardware CO. 14m2
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

A fresh car of Alpha cement, at
the Malta Hardware Co. 14m2
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mrs. Clara Ellis, who has been
chief cook at the Rocky Glen sana-
torium, has resigned her position,
and Mrs. Celia G. Youngs who has
been assistant cook for the past
year, assumes the position of chief
cook
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Dog proof garbage pals, at Malta
Hardware Co. 14m2
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Childrens happy toes sandals
and slippers. You save by coming
to our bargain basement.-White's
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

You get children's shoes and slip
pers for less, by coming to our bar
gain sement-White'S.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Something new in garbage pals,
at the Malta Hardware Co. 14m2
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

See me before you buy a new car.
We also do auto repairing of all
kinds. Authorized service on Star
and Durant machines.-E. E.
HUTCHINS, McConnelsville. Oppo-
site Creamery. 21m2
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest McMurray
and their two children Donald and
Mildred of Columbus motored down
afternoon here with Mrs. McMur-
rays parents Mr.. and Mrs. j. w.
Cunningham. Mr.. McMurray is ac-
countant in the state auditors of
fee
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Curtain materials and draperies,
the new weaves, patterns and colors
All ready. Let's go.-White's.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Following is the Manchester
grange program for May 30: Song
by grange; readings, Emma Bell,
Lottie Ferguson, Alice Hook, Grace
Ashton; music, S. w. Brill; read
ings, Bertha Cannon, Clara Mar
shall, Hazel Gilliland, Floyd Lowe
w. E. Tannehill. There will be
work in the first and second degree
Every officer is requested to be
present. Closing song selected by
Ceres.-Nettie Brill, Lect.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Clancy McVeigh and
children Donald and Agnes Of
Wheeling, w. Va, came Saturday to
Malta to the home of Mrs. McVeigh s
mother Mrs. Serepta Rusk. Mr. Nc
Weigh left Monday, his wife and
children remaining for a several
weeks visit Mrs. Agnes McVeigh
who has been with her son, is now
with her daughter Miss Georgia
French of GAINESVILLE.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Wash dress materials, gorgeous
colorings, beautiful patterns and
reasonable prices s.-White's.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Men, you get more for your mon
ey in work shoes, in coming to our
bargain basement. There's a rea-
son.-White's.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1925-05-21

Following is the program Of
Eagleport grange for May %: Song,
grange; Different dishes made from
milk, Mrs. S. F. McElhiney, Mrs
Will Greer; Why will "Dig eats"
bring cut a bigger crowd tnhn a big
speech, Ed Robb; What effect re-
speraisement will have on taxation,
Clarence Lindimore; discussion by
grange; music, Mrs. Howard Huff
man, Mrs. Elisha James
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-04-09
GETTING Even.

At the rate of 100 yards In eighteen
seconds Jobson was running for a
train. The reason he wasn't running
faster was that was as fast as he
could run. Or, as the children say,
all the faster that he could run.
Blogson, on the sidewalk, was
making no speed at all. The reason
was he was standing still. He
wasn't catching trains that morning.
Suddenly Blogson called:
"Hey, Jobson! Jobson, Hey!"
Jobson turned without slackening
his speed any more than he could
help, for he knew that If he didn't
catch that train it would go without
him, and Jobson took nothing in life
more seriously than he did catching
trains.
Coin somewheref" Blogson called.
Two days later Blogson's telephone
bell rang at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Blogson answered it with one hand
while he rubbed the sleep out of his
eyes with the other. Jobson's voice:
This you. Blogson? Yes. / was go
ing to catch a train. G'byl"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-04-09
Farms in Dakota.

speaking of FARMS" a Dakotan
said the other day, we have some
stable farms out in Dakota. Yes,
sir. I've seen a man on one of our
big farms start out in the spring and
pillow a straight furrow iii fall. Then
he turned around and harvested
back"
"Wonderful!" said l.
ION our Dakota farms" he went
on, tits the usual thing o send
young married couples out to milk
the cows. Their children bring back
the milk
"Wonderful!2 ! repeated.
rOnce," he said, Il saw a Dakota
farmers family Frustrated with
grief. The women we're weeping.
the dogs were barking. the children
were squalling and the tears ran
down the farmers cheeks as he
hitched up his 20-mule team and
drove off"
Where was he going?" said 4.
"He was going halfway across the
farm to feed the pigs"
did he aver get back?" ! asked.
1T isn't time for him yet" was
the reply.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-04-09
Not Musical.

A Western settler went to the near
est township and purchased a music
stool, taking it home with him in his
trap. In a few days. however. he
brought it back and demanded the
money paid, as the stool was no good
at all. The shopkeeper examined it
and said it was in perfect order and
that it should not be thrown on his
hands.
We'll" said the settler. Il took it
home careful and gave it a turn, and
every one Of the children gave it a
turn. and never a tune could n and
all of us screw out Of 1t. 1t is no
more a music stool than that four
legged washing stool the missus puts
her tub on"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-04-09
GETTING His order

Necessity is the mother Of inven-
tion, and the hungry Frenchman told
about in a biography recently pub
lished in England illustrates the
adage anew.
He was in an English restaurant
and wanted eggs for breakfast, but
had forgotten the English word. So
he got around the difficulty in the
following way:
"vaiterre. vat is dat Walking in the
yard?"
"a rooster. sir"
"Ahl and vat you call de ROSTERS
vife?"
The hen. sir"
And vat you call de chiidrens Of
de rooster and his wife?"
Chickens, sir"
"But vat you call de chicken before
dey are chicken"
Eggs. sir"
"Bring ms two"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-04-09
DEMONSTRATING HIS REASON.

The electric needle expert in the
beauty parlor had tufts of hair
growing down so close to his eye
brows as to constitute a facial de-
eormity. The M who wEs I'M
dsrgoing treatment for a downy lip
wondered why he didn't have his
own superhuous hair removed. Pres
emily she asked him why. Just then
he applied the point Of the murder
GUS needle with deadly effect.
"Oh-oh-oh!" she cried in pain.
"That's why" said he.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-04-09
He obeysd orders.

Harold was going to a party that
evening. AS the weather was rather
doubtful. his father gave him a half
dollar and told him to get a cab If It
GAINED when he came home.
It did rain and rained hard. When
Harold came home he was drenched.
II thought l told you to ger a cab
if It rained,' said his father.
"And SO / did," was the reply. II
had > dandy ride. and came home ON
top, beside the driver"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-04-09
On Hls Journey.

The great American traveller was
looking through his cleaning eye
glasses at the shores of the Red Sea.
1T might have been somewhere
along here" he reelected, that Moses
held out his big stick ove the waters
and Pharaoh, the Egyptian malefactor
of great wealth, came to grief"
With a momentary pang OF regret
that he had not lived during those
strenuous days he resumed his mile
walk up and down the deck OF the ship.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-04-09

Freedom of the will is a doctrine
which children can understand and
appreciate. The little girl in this
story was not willing to have ali her
naughty ingenuity ascribed to super
natural sources.
st was. Satan" said q mother to
one of her children, "who put it into
your head to pull Ellie's hair"
Perhaps it was" replied the lit
tie girl. "but kicking her shins was
my own dea."-Youth's Companion.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-04-09
Verv Simple.

He was a simple looking chap and
he annoyed the blacksmith by stand
ing near the forge door, whore he was
IN the way. Finally the blacksmith
held a red hot iron to the boys nose,
hoping to brighten him away.
Say. mister" said the boy, 'if you
give me a penny I'll lick IT,"
The smith gave him a penny. The
ample looking lad took the penny.
licked it and went away whistling.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-04-09
A preadfuI Analogy.

The hypothetical question had just
been asked. and the prisoner fell for
ward in a faint All was confusion in
the courtroom.
what is the matter with the pris-
oner?s demanded the judge, hammer
ing his desk madly
Nothing. your honor" groaned the
unhappy man. as he came to. Il was
only thinking how long I would have
to serve If my sentence was as long
as that"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-04-09
UNDER NATURAL LAWS

Great changes are occurring in the
agricultural situation. Gloom and
crouch are giving way to renewed
hope. We all rejoice hat this is hap
pening. 1t is being brought about
through the immutable and memorable
natural laws. 1t is as difficult to leg
Islate prosperity as to attempt by law
to make folks honest. Agriculture in
the last analysis operates under about
the same basic laws as any other BUSH
ness.-P. B. Doty. Agricultural Com
mission American Bankers AssOcia-
tion-