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New Britain herald., 1925-06-29
Emile Dougherty.
Pun Points

Pun Points (1n le-Jangle Manner) The kid read of Aladdin frequently And never was Aladdin greater glee.
 Grace NJ. Cairns. The flmy clouds inspire and thrill With thoughts poetics such things filmy.
 J. H. Luhrs. His first endeavors failed him when he wooed her Endeavors since the poor chap has pursued her,
 George D. Hogan. He fshed for haddock pretty late And haddock keep on changing bait
 Harry Taubin. Twas half-past midnight when that yeggman met me; I would half-past him by if he had let me. --Florence F. Bessmann.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

How can an alien learn lan- guage that says a tightwad isn't tight when he gets tight
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

The Herald is on sale daily In New York at Hotallng's New stand. Times Square schutz's News Stand. Entrance Grand Central I2nd street.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

He that would be greatest, let him he your servant" has a new meaning in this impudent age.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

The comforting thing about the war in China is that Japan and Russia are financing 1t.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

If he uses large words to express his ideas, he got the ideas where he got the words.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

The two things destined to meet misfortune are infants of the genus homo and white pants.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

Will the fundamentalists five thousand years from now admit that they descended from us?
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29
The Long Look

When does man look his best ?" When a pretty girl passes him."
 Bernard Sehreck.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

An untrained layman can make laws Anybody can break them. But 1t takes skill to dodge them.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

Woman doesn't need profanity, anyway. except when she looks at the supper dishes next morning,
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

Hewsprint producttou in Cam h this year is greater than eyer be- fore.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

Narrow minded people are espe- cially annoying If your conscience agrees with what they say.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

Jack and Jill set up still to make some firewater. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill wouldn't taste the darned stuff.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

The only profitable advertising medium
 in the City. Circulation books and
 press room always open to advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

man" "Geei Lend me your baseball pass, will your
 Louis Mahanan.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29
The Eternal Quest

Boyd; Seems like people are never satisfied"
 Lucas: "Yes; no man ever has enough to eat or woman enough to wear"
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29
ehaugagogchaubunagungamsug 2 at Webster, Mass,
FactsandFancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

"The right sort of people" are ex- peeted to be in everything, includ- ing debt
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

It's wise fly that lights on the new wall paper
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

Our New Tyrants
 "Kings and emperors don't amount to much these days" res marked Uncle Ike, but the traffic cops are getting more powerful every minute"
 Copyright, 1925, Reproduction < Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

Don't worry. The more foolish the world gets, the quicker there will be a common-sense wave.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

A parking space is where you leave the car to have the remain ing fender fixed that way.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29
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Coin of the Realm.

or shortage In the currency Of copper cents there's not ru-
 nor, But how much gayer life would be If they could coin more sense of
 humor!
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

A woman Is person who dresses to make men look, and then gets mad when they do.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

The ant may outclass the grass hopper in the matter of thrift but not as Q pedestrian,
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

The words used most in a typi- cal conversation are "he said" and she said"
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

Correct this sentence: Here" said the chivalrous man waiting in line, you may have my place" (Protected by Associated Editors,
 Incl
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29
The Sporting Goods Counter

The Sporting Goods Counter
 
 Great Offering Alvin: The Reverend Hitler ss a wonderful preacher, isn't he?" Roland: T should say he is. Why one Sunday morning he took Up a collection and got 93 golf balls"
 Robert Reich.
 Homo Helps Central, would you mind telling me"
 Tt is the seventh inning The home team is leading by six runs. I think you may safely put the cof- fee on.'
 Eugene Eisenman. Those I-Would Sport the -Frcckles- if-I-Had the -ShecIiles Blues I love to steam on wind-tossed stream
 On a plugging, lunging yacht. I'm simply daft bout a tossing craft
 (But a row-boat's all I gotD I love to tour over hill and moor In a tuggihg, chugging car. Oh, it would be nice if l had the price
 (But a quarter cant go farD love the gleam of the bright suns beam
 On golf-course. field, and flock. love the trills Of woodland rils- (But-my fishing rods in hoekD I love the notes from the sweet bird throats, On plain and mountain peak, I love the roar of the wild sea- shore (But earn twelve bucks a weekD l GOT THE Very offensive and highly-expen' sive blues. The rich -elbows-rubbing and swell country clubbing, The bunting and camping - tho hunting and tramping-- The diving and fishing - the aimlessly wishing
 Blues
 SOME Blues!
 Arthur L. Lppmann. Another Game Beth: Frank is awfully handi capped in his ballplaying on accoun of having a glass arm Eleanor: Don't worry, dearie That arm will never interfere witt him when he's making love to you.
 -Richard L. Kruger.
 SOIicitons Myron: That sure is tough luck The horse I wanted 10 bet on i scratched"
 Belle: "oh, dear. isn't that to bad! l hope they know enough | put iodine on so he won't get bloc poisoning"
 -Cecilie z. Eder.
 
 on the Free List | My sesoAd cousin Is an alder
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

Entered at the Post ontce at New Britain as Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29
TELEPHONE CALLS

Business office .,. Q25 Editorial Rooms .,. 9sd
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

It might be worse. You never sec q newsy and sensational headline: John Jones Is Honest"
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Issued Daily Sunday Exoeptsd) Al Herald Bldg. 67 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

It isn't probable that primitive men hated one another very much They had no money.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

On the Free List My sesoAd cousin Is an alder i
New Britain herald., 1925-06-29

SUBSCRIPTION RATES $500 a Year.
 ss.00 Three Months,
 76e. q Month.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18
DANCE SATURDAY AT LOOP. HALL--MUSIC JOLLY THREE LYTHEE~
FLYERS ON WAY
 TO FAIRBANKS

Noel Wien, well known aviator, as- sociated with the Rodebaugh Air craft Company of Fairbanks, returned on the steamship Alaska, after an ab- sence of five months in the states, during which time he visited the Douglas Aircraft factory at Santa Mo- mica. Calif., thence going to Omaha, which is the central division for the aerial mail service. From Omaha MT. Wien went to Lincoln. Neb, where he inspected an aircraft factory. After a short time in Lincoln, he left for Minneapolis, where he secured a ma- chine and flew to his home town, at Cook, Minnesota, 200 miles by air line. A reception was here rendered him by the citizens. After. visiting for a time at Cook, a village of about 800 inhabitants, he went to Chicago where he inspected the plant of the Yackey Aircraft Co.,, which is building the French monoplane From Minneapolis he went direct to Washington, D. C., where he met his old friend, Lieuten- ant Sinclair, who was in command of the New York to Nome flight in 1920 He also met Delegate Sutherland and Governor George Parks. From Wash ington he went to New York, where he purchased a monoplane from the At lantic Aircraft Co.,, for considera- tion of $10,000, f. o. b. New York flights from the Curtis Field at Long Island, carrying passengers in the test flights. The new plane is a Fokker F3, six passenger machine of the en- closed limousine type. The plane left New York April 8, and will reach Seward shortly. It is known as the non-stalling type, which does not drop when the motor is shut off, but glides gradually earthward, and is considered the safest and best plane in the mar ket today for carrying passengers.
 MT. Wien stated that the Boeing Aircraft people in Seattle will attend to shipping the plane to Fairbanks. He declared the freight on the ma- chine from New York to Fairbanks would total about $12OO.
 Two members of the Territorial legislature, now in Juneau, will fly from Fairbanks to their home after adjournment of the session.
 W. B Younkers, formerly mechanic for MT. Wien, is now located in Koch ester Minn.
 Mr. Rodebaugh, president of the company is leaving Seattle today on the steamship Yukon
 Ralph Wien, brother accompanies Noel and will be his mechanic this summer. He has a large garage in Cook, Minn., and has reputation for being we'll versed in mechanics and
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18
ALASKA IN PORT
 l2O PASSENGERS

The steamship Alaska, Capt G Nord, arrived in port at S:30 D. m. with 12O passengers for Seward, in cluding a number of home folks who have spent the winter in the States. She brought a large shipment of gen. eral merchandise, also dredging ma chinery for the Fairbanks Explora- tion company. The Alaska will sail south at midnight. Her passengers were as follows:
 From Seattle-Mrs. R. A. Long, Jas. H. Hamil, H. s. Wilson, Peter Sven sen, E. D. Chenowith and wife, Mrs. Thomas Osbo and children, J. Darcey, Julien Hurley, F. Brown, H. Johnson, MT and Mrs. Charles Krefting and daughter, Ben Wortman, Mrs. c. Will Hams, G. A. Weldon, A. P. Brivick, c. E. Orlander, E. Sivertsen, A. L. Nc Cord, W. H Drew, Dennis Hinley, D. J. Aughney, A. Shocklack, G. l.. Pierce, Sig Svendsen, L. V. Stanley, Peter Nell son, W. E. Kenyon, H. F. Bryan, J. H. Metallic, E. Albeasini, Mrs. M. Clin- ton Gladys Pitcher, Frank P. Skeen, M J. Clancy, Robert and John Me Combe, A. Faneda, A. F. Davis, Reed Kehden and wife, John Eckman, Ma ble Norton, l. M. Fisher, Geo. Hutch inson and wife, Mrs. E. Langley, Noel and Ralph Wien, Lew Baldwin, H. l.. Martin, Robert Staples and wife, Mrs.
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Bank of Seward

F. D. Waugh.
 From Ketchikan-J. l.. Luckey, Ha- gel Milton, five steerage.
 From Juneau-C E. Kenyon. F. M Karanof, c. H. Flory, N. J. Harmon, P. I. Whitney, H. E. Ellsworth, Gus Gellis, five steerage.
 From Cordova-G. l.. Leferett, Mrs. A. Johnson, C. M. Sharpe, W. J. Me Donald, J H. Smith, six steerage.
 From Latouche-J. Bauley, F. Mys- trick, H. Glad, Mrs. A. F. Skrivan, A. Patrick, Mike Cherinof. Hans Lam berg, A. D. Mcdonald, three steerage.
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FORESTRY OFFICIALS HERE

c. H. Flory, district forester, and Supervisor W. J. Mcdonald, arrived on the Alaska on their way to Anchor age. They will return in time to take the Yukon south MT. Flory stated that an elaborate program had been arranged for Forest Week, circulars having been mailed to all schools in the territory, and their aid enlisted, The papers of the territory are also lined up to assist in fire prevention and the preservation of our timber resources. American Forest Week starts Monday, April 27, and will be universally observed by the nation.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18

electricity The brothers expect to commence flying from Fairbanks to interior camps about April 25. A large volume of business is awaiting them. Three planes will be in service this year.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18

Dan Kennedy, head of the Mt Mo Kinley Park transportation company, is coming home on the Yukon. He has been visiting in California and other Pacific Coast cities.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18

A large shipment of dredging ma chinery for the Tanana Gold Dredging Company arrived on the Alaska and is being loaded on to flat cars for transportation to Gilmore.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18
CORDOVA NEAR FALSE PASS

The freighter Cordova last night was about 44O miles from False Pass. From False Pass the vessel will make trip to King Cove and then come to Seward and make several trips west from here.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18

MT. and Mrs. H. o. Roberts sailed today for Seward on the steamship Yukon. MT Roberts is manager for the Kodiak Island Fisheries and Packing Company.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18

Harper Workman, we'll known old time mining operator, is returning on the Yukon from trip to the States.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18

Mrs. A c. Carey, wife of the local Signal Corps corporal, is returning on the Yukon from a visit to British Columbia.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18

Mrs. Otto Schallerer, of the Alaska Shop, is returning on the Yukon, sail ing from Seattle today
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18

The Admiral Peary was in Shelikof straits last night and will reach Sew ard the first of the week.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18

The freighter Oduna was at Kenai last night, with about 240 tons of freight to unload.
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German Police Heads Coming Over to N. Y.
 Learn Policing Ways
fRx A ssocia Praaal

NEW YORK, Apr. Fisherman Am bassador at Washington, Won Maltz- han, was given an official reception by Mayor Hylan of New York, at which the chief of police thanked Maltzhan for being instrumental in the intended visit of the Berlin and Munich police delegation which will come over here this summer to study the American system of polio ing.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18

Mrs. A. P. Skrivan, who has been visiting friends in Latouche, returned on the Alaska, and will leave on to. morrow's train for Anchorage, where MT. Skrivan, former Valdezan, con ducts the City Market
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DANCE TONIGHT |. o. O. F. HALL
 The Jolly Three will give another of their fine dances at Odd Fellows Hall tonight The general public is invited to attend. Excellent music and good floor will be provided.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-04-18
STARR DUE MONDAY

The steamship Starr reported from Chignik and will be in port Monday.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1925-06-02
Will Leave Porto Rico
Rather Than Pay More
Than 20 Cents a Day

NEW YORK, May S1.-FP)-Sto-
ryk Bros, dress manufacturers, who
are among the leading American cap
italists profiting BY the home work of
women and children of Porto Rico.
have voiced their alarm at the bill
forbidding home work which Senator
Santiago Iglesias has introduced in
the Porto Rican senate.
Iglesias' letter to officials of the
International Ladies Garment Work
ers Union said that the average wage
Of the home-sweated women and
children of his island was only 20
cents a day.
Storyk does not attempt to meet
the attack on the bad industrial wage
rate but falls back on the old-excuse
that he and HIS fellow employers can
not AFFORD to pay any more. II home
work is banned by law, says the Amer
lean firm. it will, quit. the island.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1925-06-02
Protest School Rent Inereas.

Protests have come to the board OF
education from nine lessees of school
board property against the additional
sum Of s250,0OO fixed by appraisers Of
school board property in the loop. \
The protesting lesees are occu-
pants Of school board property in the
square block of State. Madison, Dear
born and Monroe streets. The pro-
tests grow out Of an increase in rent.
ais made on May after the reap
praisal Of school property had been
made. The lessees charge the apprais-
ers have been Influenced by the school
boards need for more money in reach
ing their conclusion.
The protestants will appear before
the next meeting OF the finance com
mittee.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1925-06-02
Coal Gas Leakage
Cause for Pupils
Painting in Class

The truth has finally leaked out in
the cause responsible for the faint
ing of score of pupils in the South
port avenue school auditorium. When
the accident occurred hints Of gas
asphyxiation were obviously smoth.
cred with attempts to put the blame
on poor ventilation. The final report
of Fire Chief Seyerlich, however,
shows a leakage of coal gas fumes
came thru from the furnace room into
the auditorium.
The children had Just completed
gym exercises in the outdoors and
were assembled in the auditorium
when one boy fell to the floor i'm
mediately followed by ten or twelve
others. The cases were so severe
flremen worked with pulmoters over
the boys for some time before they
were brot around. Four had to be
taken to the American hospital for
treatment.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1925-06-02

based on the profits which financiers
hope to wiring from the business. The
$146,000,000 paid by Dillon, Read &
Co. bought actual property appraised
at only $94,65S,8S2. The fnanciers
took $14,00O,OO0 of this, kept ma
jority Of the common stock, and sold
the public the balance of the securi-
ties which rested on property apprais-
ed at ssO,65s,6S2.
Thus the public paid at least &c.,
341,31S for no property except the
prospective earning power of the cor
poration. The actual assets involved
do not exceed the funded debt by
more than $5,s5s,eS2. And yet against
that s5,65S,6S2 have been issued $751;
100000 Of preferred stock and 2,00O,-
900 shares of common stock.
Real Investment Small
Only s47,619,6 S7 of the $50, 65S, 6S2
value given the concern by Dillon,
Read & Co.'s appraisers represented
physical plant. The value of this plant
on the books of the old concern was
only $26,247, 683 which probably re-
presents all the real investment in
Guiding reinvested profits.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1925-06-02

campaigning and one of the very best
agitators in the country will "hit
town" on regular set dates to hold
meetings where she is sure to be well
coined wherever known.
Stories OF the trip OF a sixty year
old rebel preaching Communism from
one end of the country to the other
will be carried regularly. Today's
meeting will be a grand farewell
staged in Oakland, her starting point.
Following, she will arrive in Sacra-
mento, June 8; Fallen, New, June 6;
Salt Lake City, June 8; Rock Springs,
Wyo. June 10; Cheyenne, Wyo. June
IA and Denver, Colorado. June 16, II
and IS. Further dates, changes and
additional meetings held on the road
will be announced daily.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1925-06-02

themselves $14,000,000 in cash which
was in the treasury they bought
the concern. This makes "a gross pro-
fit of $27. 100000 to start with.Asq
Big Financlers Keep Control
The public's S15s.2BO, 900. bought
only a portion Of the securities issued
against the property, specifically the
$75,O00,000 funded debt and. SIC. 900
shares of preferred stock sold at. 500
a share. With this preferred stock
were given $4,000 shares OF Glass A
common stock as bonus which i'm
mediately took a market value Of SIS
a share.
There remained for division among
the financiers who put over the deal
$4,000 shares of Glass A common
stock which at $25 would have a
market value of $1s,25O,OOO, They also
retained the entire issue of SOC. 900
shares of no-par value Glass b. COM
mon stock. These Glass B shares are
the only voting shares, which, means
that the financiers keep the entire
control Of the corporation in their own
hands.
Altho these Glass A and B common
shares are assigned no-par value they
are entitled to the generous profits
which remain after per cent has
been paid on the bonded debt and 81
share on the preferred stock. The
two prior claims will require S1O,5OO,.
900 year. But last years net profit
was $19,965,440 and the profits Of the
first half of the present year will be
at least s14,000,000. a-f "a
capitalization Based on Profits
The huge capitalization which will
be carried as a burden on labor and
the consuming public is thus largely
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1925-06-02
Piece WORK BEST
SCHEME TO MAKE
MEN WORK HARDER

WASHINGTON. May s1.-Piece-
work pay is the best all-around
scheme for making men work harder,
said w. c. Dickerman, vice-president
Of the anti-union American Car and
Foundry Co., ally Of the steel trust.
discussing Incentives For Individual
Production" before the U. s. cham
Der Of commerce convention in the
capital.
Leaders Of industry desire the
mems unrestrained efforts and have
for centuries addressed themselves to
the cultivation Of what may be termed
the VIII To Work" he stated. I'm
contrast with the incentives Of the
past five thousand years, we find to-
day an approach directed to the ply
steal, intellectual and financial de-
velopment Of the workman; a full ap-
probation Of the mutual obligation of
the workman by methods sometimes
psternalistic and frequently amazing
ly generous"
These amazingly generous methods
he listed as thrift plans, mutual bene-
fit associations, pensions, piece work
systems and the Btep-up bonus, pro
duction bonus, profit sharing, stock
participation plans and Industrial re-
presentation
1.-THE piece work system" he con-
Guided, probably viii Away remain
the prime incentive; easily under
stood, it stimulates the Individual;
protected on guarantees a. TO the
sanctity of the rate. the rewards are
evident TO all"
This anti-union executive. whose
concern has had experience Of labor
unrest in its McKees Rocks plant.
assured his fellow employers that
Justice, knowledge and generosity
are the handmaidens Of the present
day industrianst."
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1925-06-02
Safety Laws Mean
Nothing Without
Union Enforcement

NEW YORK, May S1.-(FP)-Lack
of a strong national union of silk
workers limits the usefulness of safe
ty laws in their Industry. silk man
ufacturers, representing $4,000 looms
in Pennsylvania mills met in the
rooms of the Silk Association OF Amer
lea, to consider ways of meeting, with
the least expense, technical require
ments OF the Pennsylvania Depart.
ment Of Labor for shuttle guards.
Textile unionists say that in many
mills the barest presence only is made
OF fulfilling the safety laws demands
lin contradiction to the clothing in
dustry where strong unions insist on
adequate enforcement of such rules.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1925-06-02
LONG DISTANCE
Ginning STUDIES
PATIENTS HEART
Physicians 1000 Miles
Apart Make Diagnosis

ATLANTIC CITY, N. j., May 81
A novel feature OF the American Med
zeal association convention which is
being held here for three days and the
first Of Its kind in the history Of the
medical profession was the long dis
lance clinic at which 1900 physicians
we're present. A diagnosis was made
in the case of a heart disease patient
with the diagnostic specialist many
miles away from the patient.
plasnostleIan 1000 Miles Away.
Two photographs OF heart beats
which had been sent to Chicago by the
new telephoto process for diagnosis
were shown on a screen while the
gathering listened to DR.. James r.
Greer, Chicago heart specialist over
1000 miles away giving the diagnosis.
There is how 1t was done. One
OF the photographs gave the heart
beat Of patient who was examined
with stethoscope in Atlantic City in
the morning. BY the use Of q new
apparatus "stethogram" or chart Of
the patients heart beat was produced
This was mailed to the American
Telephone and Telegraph office in
New York City from which place 1t
was sent to Chicago by wire thru Pic
lures.
The diagnosis was made by DR..
Greer In the afternoon. In the eve
ming the stethogram was thrown on
the screen in Atlantic City. The New
York specialist, DR.. Samuel Lambert,
called up the Chicago specialist, DR..
Greer, from a telephone in the meet
ing hall. Thus tho separated by
1000 miles, the two physicians, the
patient and tie physician attending
the convention were brot together by
the long distance clinic.
Discuss Latest Discoveries.
Among the subjects discussed by
the convention at its many meetings
were the latest discoveries in the use
Of radium and x-ray in medicine and
surgery, the cure Of some forms of
cancer, the latest achievements in the
fight against infantileS paralysis, the
use of artificial sunlight in the cure
Of ricketts, and the possibilities in the
treatment Of all physical ailments
thru knowledge of the ductless glands