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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

service, to cverybody's benefit. But
never with the willing consent Of
Congress. Pressure was always nee
cssary, from tho president and from
the people.
Yet in those services, the spoils
system produced nothing worse than
extravaganza, inefficicncy, favori-
tism, injustice and minor graft. In
the prohibition service il has meant
all these. and corruption and con-
tempt Of government besides. The
announced policies Of General An
derson promised improvement. Sem
atorial interference will make--has
probably already made--that i'm
provement impossible.
A Safe Remedy Would
BE to Bite OFF Less
Let France take warning Of Car
thage! When the ancient Punic ma
ton got so engrossed in business
that it hired foreign mercenaries to
fight its wars, that began the de-
cline which ended in its complete
destruction by the citizen armies Of
Rome.
Centuries later. Rome suffered an
analogous fate. France, though for
different reasons, seems to be risk
ing the same rash experiment.
African troops in Europe. and now
German mercenaries and American
adventurers in the Riff, are a dan
gerous beg;nnin" The reason, to
be sure, is that France is under
taking to conduct an imperialism
greater than it has the men or the
resources to maintain. In homelier
Americanese. it his "bit off more
than it can chew"
But false teeth are not the remedy
even for that predicamcnt. The
only safe course is to bite off less.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25
Water Consumption

IL is hardly bclievablc thar water consumption in
Bismarck through the city waterwOrks utility Ia
decreased. Can it be leaky mains "leaky" books ?
The consumption should be on par with what i,
vas year two ago and doubtless more. An
interesting comparison would be the number Of
gallons pumped and the number cha rged for on
the books OF the city. 1t is just possible that
volume Of business has decreased. but with a fine
filtration plant, expansion OF water mains and low
rates. the consumption should be much greater.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

Politics wins! General Anderson
is not to have his non-poltical en-
forcement service, organized on bus
mess principles. but must submit
his appointecs to the political APP
prevail Of the senators Of the state s
in which their districts operate.
And, Of course, the high-class exc
cutives whom he had sought to su-
pervisc prob ibition enforcement
would not accept appointment on
these terms, even if they could get
it, which is unlikely. In fact, many
Of them had already told him that
they would not consider the service
at all unless they would have the
same opportunity to accomplish re-
suits that they would have in bust
ness-that is, control Of their own
subo rdinates and the authority to
pay them the same compensations
that business would pay for similar
services.
These are precisely the two things
which politics will not permit. So,
if we get rid Of the present corrup-
ton and inefficiency in the prohi-
bition service, it will probably be
only to see it renewed in other
hands.
Political patronage. monging and
loyal enforcement do not mix.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

girls in their Sunday silks and slip
Ders. and Young men in flannels and
knickerbockers. Most of them have
Sundayed, as used to say when Il
local reporter. at a beach or in the
mountains and are returning direct
ly to their jobs. Or they have been
so tudkered out that they were
unable to arise in time to transfer
their keys and change to their work
aday habiliments.
JAMES W. DEAN.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25
Automobiles

The rapid progress America makes is wildly illus
1raicd by the automobile industry
Twenty years ago everyone thought the ''lorscle3S
Carriage' was joke Now the motor industry il
one form or another pays taxes t1,aling the huge
sum of 100000 600 year. II $ certainly no Longer
a infant industry
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

French doctors say they never chcs, eX
pansion big Gertrude Ederle's. Proving
The French docs have never been in tie vicini,,
of a golfer who has just hoed our in one
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

CLEAN ACCIDENT SLATE
OF the 70 cities of more than lOO,-
600 population, New Bedford, Mass,
alone came through the first five
months of this year without an auto.
mobile fatality. The city has been
conducting special police cam
paign of education.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25
Should We have Such Politics?

Should We have Such Politics?
Why should there be this sort Of
"politics" in the prohibition or any
other service? 1t does not improve
the public service. Neither, gener-
ally, does it better the pers onal
political fortunes of those who in
sist on it. More politicians are de-
stroyed by patronage than are made
by it. We have got rid Of it in the
classified departments of the civil
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

LINE EFFECTS
Diamond shaped patterns and
diagonal landings are noticed in
the new wool fabrics.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25
A THOUGHT

There Is Joy in the presence of the
angels Of God over one sinner that
rcrenteth.-Luke 1910.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

MS vile "ltu an iron So tHc lo0CHy
woman wants 4 divorce.
One might say the St. Louis tail
or's wife seeking divorce has 4
tailor made divorce suit.
In union suits there is strength,
but divorce suits are caused by some
weakness.
And some of these divorce suits
being pressed should have been sent
to the cleaner first.
Divorce suits are worse than bath
ing suits because they leave some
thing for the imagination.
One might say the Moscow stock
ing shortage is caused by our seeing
Just about all Of the stockings here.
And Moscow has n shoe shortage.
They haven't any leather. You can
get leather off Of Moscows.
I'd. since there are no stockings
in Moscow mosquitoes will get so fat
they will be easily slapped.
Iowa man tried to make his son
work. SO the boy shot him. Maybe
he will claim he is college boy.
A boy tells US he will be glad
when college starts. Says he hasn't
had a decent drink all summer.
Had slight earthquake in Mex
leo. California doesn't know yet
how these others crossed the border.
That's why the Mexican border is
guarded. So tourists won't return
with bottle full of earthquake.
When coal starts for the cellar its
price heads for the attic.
Cloudburst hit Fabens, Tex, MAX
| ing the place almost as wet as New
York.
Laughing may make one fat, but
being fat in this weather is no
laughing matter.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25
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Well, in st. Louis tailor petted
his wife with an iron so the touchy
woman wants divorce.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

In union suits there is strength,
but divorce suits are caused by some
weakness.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25
ETHICS FOR MOTORISTS

ETH1CS FUK MOTORISTS
A code of motoring ethics is to be
drawn up by a group of nationally
known men. The code is sponsored
by the American Automobile Asso-
citation.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

When coal starts for the cellar its
price heads for the attic.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

He who is sorry for having sinned
is almost innocent.-Seneca.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

One might say the St. Louis tail
or's wife seeking divorce has a
tailor made divorce suit.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

And some of these divorce suits
being pressed should have been sent
TO the cleaner first.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

ing suits because they leave some.
thing for the imagination.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

That's why the Mexican border is
guarded. So tourists won't return
with a bottle full of earthquake.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

Cloudburst hit Fabens, Tex, max
ing the place almost as wet as New
York.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

Had a slight earthquake in Mex
leo. California doesn't know yet
how these others crossed the border.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

One might say the Moscow stock
ing shortage is caused by our seeing
Just about all of the stockings here.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

A boy tells US he will be glad
when college starts. Says he hasn't
had decent drink all summer.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

Laughing may make one fat, but
being fat in this weather is no
laughing matter.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

And Moscow has n shoe shortage.
They haven't any leather. You can
get leather off Of Moscows.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

Iowa man tried to make his son
work. SO the boy shot him. Maybe
he will claim he is college boy.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

Ia. since there are no stockings
in Moscow mosquitoes will get SO fat
they will be easily slapped.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-25

The Monday morning crowd is un.
like that of any-'ue4ler morning
Pouring out of the subways and the
stations one sees office and shop
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
COMMUNION AT
BAPTIST CHURCH

Cador Tie tiyle Of Carrying the
savior 5 Cross,'' Rev. G. h. hlana-
-in will preach fitting Easter
preparatory sermon at the First
DaltIat church Sunday morning.
The full Easter program will be au-
nouHccd and the Lord ) Supper viii
be observed. Converts will be bap-
Clzed on the evening of Easter sun
day.
Nj who are ready and planning
for church membership are request
ed to see the pastor and present
themselves before the church on
Wednesday evening, April 8.
\ special evangeiistIc service will
be held tomorrow evening with spe-
cial sermon and music.
The Junior B. \. Z. L. will meet
tomorrow evening at 6:45 and all
boys and girls from the age of 10
to 10 are urged to be present, as
plans for a large program to be
given soon will be rehearsed.
Paul f. Cogley is leader of the
Senior B. y. +. U. at the usual
hour, 6:3O p. m. Special music Will
be rendered by MISS Zelma and
Charles Flanagan.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
Man
To Preach at
Local Church

Regular church services will be
held at the State Street Christian
church tomorrow. Rev. Edward H.
Law Of the University of Missouri
will preach at both morning and
evening services. Rev. Law is also
a graduate of Jewell Bible College
and well known speaker in the
middle west.
Rev. Charles E. Smith will also
have a part in the Sunday morning
service. \ cordial invitation is ex-
tended to all 10 hear these splendid
men of God.
The Sunday school orchestra will
play u group of orchestral numbers
al the beginning of the Sunday
school hour and will lead the con
gie2acion in the enthusiastic song
service, with Mrs. f. l.. Shaw as
pianist and Mrs. Oliver Lingo as
song leader.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04

death William Shepherd and DR..
c. c. Faiman have been indicted.
Of all possible methods of malic-
aOus homicide. the administration
Of disease germs is most apt to
excite the imagination
Against no other attack is the
unwarncd victim so defenscless.
Some of the most intricate and
dramatic trials in history have oc-
Cured in connection with poison
cases.
One such, still less than decade
old, is recalled.
Dir. Arthur Warren Waite was Il
young and promising dentist of
New York City. He lived with
his young wife in an up,own residen
tial neighborhood.
lie was socially acceptable and
had won some distinction as a ten
mis- player.
Friends Believed in Innocence
When he was accused of having
murdered his wife s father and
mother by administering to them
doses of poison and disease germs
hi9 numerous acquaintanccs were
incredulous and angry.
Bat he was arrested and in court
under oath he unfoldcd an amazing
story of bacteria, poisons and inter
woven murder plots as no sane
fictionist would have dared to in
vent.
In September, 1915, DIR, Waite
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04

married Miss Clara Peck, daughter
of J. f. Peek, wealthy retired
druggist of Grand Rapids, Mich.
soon after New Years the
bride 5 parents visited their daugh
ter in New York. The health of
the elder Mrs. Peck failed, and on
January 80, 1916, she died, aup-
posedly of Bright s disease.
DR.. Waite accompanied the body
to Granl Rapids and arranged the
funeral. Then }. L. Peck began to
fan, and SIX weeks later, March
L, he died.
Again the doctor went to Mich
, igan with the body. He suggested
cremation but the family refused.
a mysterious note asked the family
to have an autopsy performed. This
was done, and led to the arrest
and confession Of DR.. Waitu.
Pays With His Life
: lie had committed the murders,
hc said, to place his wife in pos
session of her parents fortune.
lie was elcetrocutcd at Sing Sing
\ dramatic story of crime and
intrigue was disclosed in the arrest
in Paris of Gentleman Girard,
his wife, Madame Jeanne Girard,
and a friend, Mademoiselle Jose
phine Douetcau,
Girard died awaiting trial. His
wife and friend Were sentenced to
20 years Imprisonment.
Girard had supported the women
in luxury for years. He was an in
surance agent, who in spare time
studied bactcriology.
His procedure in crime was al
ways the same. He cultivated ac-
quaintances ingratiatcd himself in
20 their friendship and sold them
insurance.
The policy would be taken o&t
"a the victim S name, but Girarl
would forge his acceptance and ap-
p..eatlou, and using an assumed
..me tur "a beneficiary.
Then, taking advantage of a meal
IN common, he doacd lis victims
with one of his strange alkaloid
drugs or infected them with the
germs Of disease-typhoid or pueu-
mouia. As soon as the victim died
he would collect the insurance.
y recent germ poisoning attempt
which did not end fatally for the
victim was the efforts Of Clarence
o. Barring of New York to poison
his wife.
Mrs, Barring, 4 witness against
her husband, told Of Quarrels over
her husband 5 devotion TO another
woman. On Barring S plea for for
giveness they became reconciled.
Returning from trip to Europe
Mrs. Barring became i'll.
Investigation led to the arrest of
her husband and he confessed that
he had given his wife arsenic and
diphtheria and pneumonia germs.
He was confined to a sanitarium.
Kansas City police in 1909 aceus-
ed man of attempting to kill
relative by use of typhoid germs
but the man was never convicted.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
SERVICES

First Church of Christ Scientist,
hold all services in the new Church
Editice, corner Olive and Seventh
Sts.
sunday school at $3.50 a. m.
Sunday morning service at Il
O'Clock.
Subject: Unreality.'
Wednesday evening testimonial
meeting at o CLOCK.
The reading room is located in
the Rehkopf building, corner Main
and Sixth streets, and is open daily
except Sundays and legal holidays
from l to p. m.
All are welcome to the services
and the reading room.
1t is estimated that not enough
people are saving for vacation time.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
PALM SUNDAY
OBSERVED BY
METHO DISTS

Palm Sunday will be observed at
to Methodist church with appro-
rriate services tomorrow. The sub
iest o. the morning message viii be
The Religion Of Triumph, " and
in fhc evening, /" Augustine, the
11in1 being the third group Of
sermons in the Lcutcn sermon series.
>po.ial music viii be furnished for
both sermons, q feature OF the
morning service being q rontraito
.o BY Miss Frances schultz, SIS
.er OF the pastor.
The beautiful mgs,c-drana 'sGaa2r
T her" WI be given under The
lees of the church at the high
OF #,5 7riu4 on Gle evening Of
.H... ~ sa4 IT. tie proceeds from
-r..a sill 8. toward .ba 4ew 3aiLI-
-, -aHa.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
Forty Acre Ranch,
for Sale or Trade

4 forty acre improved alfalfa and
/ Colorado.
The ranch is located nine miles
southwest from the county seat,
Cartez, nine miles northwest of Do
lores and three-fourths of a mile
east of Arriola.
The ranch is all fenced with good
four wire stock fence. There is a.
six room house, two story stock and
hay barn, forty by sixty 90 'X60 y,
a large cisterh, Il cellar and hog
fenced lots.
There = feeding ground for win
ter stock and running water all the
year. Three or four good hay crops
can be cut each year. There is
rural mail route, a good store and
school ut Arriola, threefourths OF
u mile from the ranch. There is a
good water right. The cost of the
nater per acre per year is one dol
lar and Il half ($1.50). The eleva-
tiou is seven thousand feet. The
ach is in a rich fruit section and
.ny kind Of grain or vegetables
can be raised. 1t has rich red
sandy suL There is positively no
ssaG ON the place.
1t is 81 good ranch home for any
body and [ VIII trade it for any
kind OF property, ranch land, stock,
city a.me or business property in
Southern California or Imperial
=. California. I would con-
-I.r . i..s et.ss, up t. date tour
Ing l.r rs first r.vmcnt.
IT y.. have anything TO swap
and are good g.me swappor, write
The owner,
\. W. MUSE,
adv aoX g., Holryille, Calf.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
..E1,EIURCE4ES
Ta@s:tz vi s320rIQz5zgezQa zQaa@na6Qxeg@NaQara
ELK CHANTERS,
PRESBYTE ERTAM
CHURCH SUNDAY

A YER unusual opportunity will
he afforded those attending the
Presbyterian church tomorrow, as
the San Diego Elk Chaa5crs, under
the direction Of ". y. ncob.e, VIII
render a program during the morn
ing service, cairFjAL cut tie Palm
Sunday service rf the day. The
program is as follows:
Prelude.
Holy Ar TAoa, Hanlel, ElA
CEantcrs.
lnvoaation.
"Lcaa Hindly Light" " Dykes,
Enz Chanters.,
Scripture.
Tile Pains, faura (senor eolol
Joseph III. Kendall.
- Cannot Always Trace tao
Way Dow, i K tLoH#ers.
sItrlorv.
..atH. @tuH wHl Thee, - W. II.
CFFr.sh words ~ Harriet 5aeaH-r
&t0Wej FAX Caaaers.
Palm sunday llod..ltian)
"Jcsa~~.en, - Parker, Elk Chant
Cr5.
2erta.,t.on.
Hys1.uue
The BLK ChuntaTs are known all
up and down the Pacific coast Tor
their beautiful music and il VII be
troat to bear them.
The subject TO be studied during
the Sunday school hour is "Thc
Blessing Of Pcutecost.' This Sun.
day IS 4" Decision Day" in tho
Sunday school and the pastor vii
meet with any who may desire tC
unite with the church ON Easter
Sunday.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
Free e-for-AN"
Draws a Crowd

A large crowd gathered in front
of the Barbara Worth hotel yestcr-
day to enjoy the excitement Of 4
" free for all" fight between two
popular lettuce brokers, who are
spending the winter in El Centric.
William IIackett acted rs referee
for the fight, and called it a draw,
but it is the opinion of the wit
neSses that the battlers will chal-
lenge each other during the canta-
loupc season, when they meet again
in El Centre.
All of the lettuce brokers are
rushing around over town this
morning hunting boxing ring
where they might train for their
fights, at the suggestion of Phil
Linde, the famous golf "Hound
among the brokers,
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
"Percy" Coming
To the Valley

Charles Ray is "Percy," a whim
sical and delightful creation-nOt a
{" Sissy" in its generally accepted
sense, but just hot house flower
boy who has sacrificed q years
Of cracked knuckIes and home runs
on the altar of mothers misguid-
ed hope that he was Little Lord
Fauntleroy in person.
"Holy Joe,'' Charlie Murray, as
a product of the "great open
spaces" of the Mexican frontier.
He sells Bibles IN the Bible belt
and playing cards in the poker Oelt.
In this picture Ray has strong
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
EIHGI pIESGXIE IE2Lk.N

eR Street ab Orange Avenue
George Albert Hartman
Iarsc: 80 He'll Ave.
Phone g63#.
ui day School: 9:fJ a. m. Lesson
aat tgril 5th, THE Blessing of
.eco-t." Acts 2:36-47. Golden
Text, Acts 2:33: "Repcnt We; and
b. bapt.sed, every one of you, in
.he name of Jesus Christ unto the
remission Of your sins; and yo shall
receive the gift of the Holy
@pirit.o
This Sunday is "Decision Day"
IN the Sunday school; the pastor
viii meet with any who may desire
TO unite with the church on Easter
Sunday.
Sunday Morning Worship HOO
o clock. Palm Sunday Service.
Music by San Diego Elk Chanters
under the direction of w. d.
Dccble.
Sunday evening service 1880
0 clock. Young peoples meeting
$50. Prayer meeting, Wednesday
evening 7 o'clock. Choir practice:
Wednesday evening 7:45.
A most cordial welcome awaits
YOU at all services.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
Los Angeles Man
In Pulpit Here

Dr. j. D. Gordon, pastor of the
Tabernacle Baptist charch, Los An
geles, will preach morning and eve
nng tomorrow in the Second Bap-
tist church Of this city.
U.. Gordon Is q well known
preacher auc notcu Tor MS eIo-
qeence as a speaker. ! special
musical program viii be rendered
- Ire choir during both services.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
Sixth Street and Holt Avenue
Rev. c. J.. Flanagan, Minister
.Lcs.dcncc G39 He'll Ave.

.Lcs!dcncc go He'll Ave.
Phone 220J
Bible School eds a. N. r. NJ.
Armstrong, superintendent y splon-
3iJ eu1..mcnt or scho,ars Is main-
tanned. New scholars are always
welcome. There are classes for all
ages. Special classes for men and
women. Parents are urged 10 at
tend ald bring their children.
Morning Service II a. m. Special
mGsic by the choir. Eastcr Pre-
raralorv sermon by the pastor ea-
titled, "Curyiag the Savior $
Cross
Young Peoples Meeting 6;3o j..
M. Special program and fine meet
ing. Ali young people invited.
Junior Union G.45 p. m. Mrs. Paul
Cvg.ey, leader,
Evening Service at 1880. Evan
celistiy sermon by the pastor with
special music by the choir.
Mia Week Service Wednesday
evening 1880. Special preparatory
Easter Service.
A cordial welcome TO all ser
vices.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04

CHICAGO, H., April 4.--Germs!
Terrible subtle, cowardly weapons
of murder,
Yet g.am murders are rare.
Three Proyel cases are of recyfd.
These viii be- closely Investigated
by state and defense attorneys in
the death Of William McClintock,
"miliionaire orphan, for whose
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
STATE STREET CHRISTIAN
CHURCH
Sunday, April 5, 1925

Sunday, April 5, 1926
Holds regular church services
morning and evening.
Rev. Edward H. Law, of Missouri
University will preach both morn
ing and evening.
Rev. Law is also a graduate of
Jewell Bible College.
Rev. Charles E. Smith will also
have part in Sunday morning ser
vice.
A cordial invitation is extended
to all to hear these splendid men
of God.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
METHODIST EPISCOPAL
CHURCH

Sixth aad Commercial Sts.
Sunday School at 9:45 Il. N. J. G.
Miller, superintendent. Glasses for
all ages.
Morning Worship at II o'clock.
Subject Of the sermon, "The Reli-
giou OF Triumph. " Anthem by the
choir. Contralto solo by Miss
Frances Schultz.
Epworth League Devotional
meeting at $3.50 p. IN. Young people
especially invited.
Evening Worship at 7;3o o'clock.
Subject of The sermon, Augustine,
the Saint. " Special music will be
furnished by the church orchestra
under the direction Of Mrs. Z. \. D.
Hatch.
lIidwcck service Wednesday at
$50 P. m.
A cordial invitation to these SER
vices.
ARTHUR Z. SCHULTZ,
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04
COTTON MARKETS

NEW YORK, April The
ton market closed OFF to 13 points.
January was up .. Spots quiet off
Is; mids "a 40.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04

Another sure sign of spring is
when you wonder if YOU hear 4
saw mill or a misquito.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-04

Consider the busy flea and how
he jumps around. And doesn't he
60 to the dogs?
Opening an umbrella in the house
or humping a traffic cop with your
car are signs of bad luck.