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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
Saturday Football

Fort Sam Houston: Second Di-
vision VS.. st. Mary's College.
Schwab Field: Breckenridge High
VS.. Fredericksburg High.
New York: Army VS.. Navy.
Boston: Holy Cross VS.. Boston
College.
Pittsburgh: Carnegie Tech VS.. Le-
high.
Dayton: Bucknell VS.. Dayton.
Denver: Colorado College VS.. Col.
orado Mines.
Los Angeles: Southern California
VS.. Washington State.
Columbia: South Carolina VS.. Cen
tire.
Newberry: Wofford vs.. Newberry.
Chicago: Haskell Indians VS.. 10y
ola.
Richmond: Union VS.. Eastern Ken
lucky Normal.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
KEARNS ARRESTED
FOR DISTURBING
PEACE AT BORDER

SAN DIEGO, Cal, Nov. 2S.-CP)
Jack Kearns, former manager Of Jack
Dempsey. heavyweight champion Of
the world and present manager Of
Mickey Walker, welterweight cham
pion, was arrested at the international
border at Tia Juana late last night
when he is said by officers 10 have
created a disturbance.
At the San Diego county Jail where
he was booked on a charge Of dis
turbing the peace, Kearns gave $500
cash bail to insure biz appearance in
justice court.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
ORANGES MANAGER
IN FINANCIAL MIXUP

CHICAGO, Nov. 2s.-P)-Harold
Grange, professional football player,
was named in a suit for punishment
filed by the Chicago Morris Plan
Bank, which seeks to collect S2S28, al
legged TO be due from Oranges man.
ager, G. G. Pyle. The action Is 10
prevent Grange from turning over any
property or paying any money to Pyle
without a court order.
Attorneys for the bank said it had
obtained n judgment against Pyle in
April. 1923, but had been unable TO
collect the money. The debt is for
rent of offices used by concern own
ed BY Pyle.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
MAIN EXPECTS
BEST TEAM
IN 1925

Main Avenue High School followers
expect the school to have the CLASH
est football team of the hast decade
when the 1926 season rolls around
Only one player, Fullback Gene
Bohne, will be lost to the first squad,
from present indications, all the other
having more than another term ahead
Of them 10 get the required credits.
Minor Gull, star guard, is thinking
OF leaving school TO go to work but
his mates are trying to dissuade him.
Main High is through with football
for this season, Coach Tim Griesen-
beck says. and organized basket ball
practice will start in a week or two.
Practice will be held on the Turner
gymnasium. Willie Dunsmore. the
only letter man, is captain. Duns-
more plays guard.
Main is a member Of the state
interscholastic league in basket ball,
although it did not accept the league
plan for football.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
BRAINsTORM WINS ONE.

BOWIE RACE TRACK. Md, Nov.
28.-Brainstorm, beaten off in all of
his other races in Maryland, devel-
oped enough foot at Bowie Friday
afternoon to win the $1,000 Autumn
Consolation Handicap, a dash of one
mile and seventy yards, from Cudgeller
by a nose after a drive Of upward OF a
quarter Of mile. The sudden i'm
proyement Of the brown son Of Peter
Pan and Bubble, which races for the
Mirasol stables, shocked n crowd of
10000, most Of whom had divided their
support between Cudgeller, Gamble
Prime Minister and Blacamoor.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
FIGHT RESULTS

NEW YORK-Gene Johnson, who
gained a newspaper decision over jim
my Goodrich, lightweight champion, in
Elizabeth, n. j., was knocked out by
Sammy Vogel, New York % rounds).
Denver-Jimmy Sacco, Boston light
weight, scored a technical knockout
over Fighting Nobe," of Rawlins,
Wyo., g rounds).
New Orleans-Young Stribling, At
lanta, won a first-rOund knockout over
Billy Britton, New York.
Detroit-Tony Marullo, New Or
leans middleweight, won a judges de-
cision over Bob Sage, Detroit, 90
rounds).
Hollywood, Cal.-Newsboy Brown,
New York flyweight, gained a de-
cision over Icy Schwartz. New York,
10 rounds). Knute Hanson beat
Benny Touchstone, Los Angeles, (six
rounds). =
San Franciseo-Tommy Cello, San
Francisco lightweight, won a decision
over Jack Silver, San Francisco, 40
rounds). Frankie Brown, San Fran
cisco welterweight, knocked out Dave
Slavick, Newark, N. j., 10 rounds).
Battling Bolo, Manila, got the de-
cision over Joe Terris, st. Paul, -four
rounds).
San Diego-Young Harry Wills
San Diego lightweight, was awarded a
decision over Billy White, Jersey City,
y. j., 10 rounds).
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opened like a house afire, but got n
plastering from Michigan, "a to o,
that still hurts.
Both teams have great attacks and
it would be difficult to choose be-
tween the two. II is said that Army,
with Trapnell, Hardin and Hewitt,
is slightly better than Navy, with
Shapley, Caldwell, Hamilton and
Flippin. Therefore, in keeping with
all previous forecasts and hope, it
may be that the latter will walk all
over their "betters." It's happened
before.
The Army will be led into battle
by Captain Baxter. an excellent
player and a fine leader. Navy will
go in with Captain Lentz at the helm.
Lentz is one Of Nays brightest
spots.
And there you are. Both coaches
are confident. They deserve great
deal of credit for not saying that the
team that gets the breaks will win
the game. But that's what they
really think.
The lineup:
Army Navy
Baxter lei ............ Hardwick
Left End.
Sprague ........... Wickhorst
Left Tackle.
Schmidt ............... Lentz (c)
Left Guard.
DAILY .............. OsDorA
Center.
Seeman EDWARDS
Right Guard.
SaunoeR .......... ....s.ss Guug
Right Tackle.
Born ..............-.. Bernet
Right End.
4eomans ................ Hamilton
Quarterback.
Buell. .............. ......s tnppln
Left Half.
Edpueu odnhs
Right Half.
wilson .............. Snepley
Fullback.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
SHIP HORSES TO HAVANA.

LOUISVILLE, KY, Nov. 2s.--OD
Twenty-four thorougbbreds will be
shipped to Oriental Park, Havana. this
evening by Harmed Brothers and Pat
Stanton. The shipment, two carloads,
will be the largest TO leave this vicin-
ity for the winter race tracks. Among
the Harmed horses are Glide, Coyne.
Bonny Castle, Rock Castle, Colonel
Wagner and Great Storm.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
CARR SCORES THREE
TIMES AND BUCKEYES
WIN FIFTH STRAIGHT

Five in a row is the record now Of
the busy Buckeyes, classy junior foot
ball team, which, Friday afternoon,
added Los Angeles Heights High
School to its list Of victims. The score
was 20 to o.
Carr. fast Buckeye back, carried
over the three touchdowns. Priest
passed TO Simon and Carr passed TO
Kivlin for two extra points. Scott
and Walters were the losers stars.
The line-ups:
Buckeyes. Los Angeles.
Kivlin ............. Winner
Right End.
thornton Scallon
Right Tackle.
brOWn .............. SO. Love
Right Guard.
Olmer .s...s..... 1859. fIel1fer
Center.
Campbell Snaw
Left Guard.
Gregg CnrlStlm
Left Tackle.
simon ............, ........ Arn0ll
Left End.
J. Carnahan ........... II. Welsh
Right Half.
Priest .................. l.. Welsh
Left Half.
Talbot (C) .......... Scott 90
Quarterback.
CdIr ss.sss... dltett
Fullback.
Substitutes: Buckeyes, Collins. Il
Ezzell. J. Gibson; Los Angeles, Wal
Inns, Weston, Moffett.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
Navy One Behind
Army in Service
Football Series

The Navy is one game behind
the Army in their series which
started in 1890 and, with few
breaks, has continued annually
ever since.
II the Navy wins Saturdays
game in New York, each service
institution will be credited with
IS victories. Two games ended
i'm ties.
Last season, Ed Garbisch,
big Army center, dropped back
four times and kicked four goals
to beat the Navy, 1910.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
NEBRASKA STUDENTS
FORCE HOLIDAY TO
CELEBRATE VICTORY

LINCOLN, Neb.. Nov. 2s.-LP)-
Celebrating students forced a holiday
at the University Of Nebraska yes.
terday.
Hilariously happy about Thurs.
days 17-to-0 football victory of the
Nebraska team over Notre Dame, the
students, DESTROYS Of honorinR the
event in a manner they considered
appropriate, went on "strike7 refus-
ing TO appear at classes.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
OFFICIALS EVERYWHERE.

There were United States senators
and congressman and assistant secre-
taries of this and that, and official
what-nots Of every description scat
tered around the city last night. Most
Of official Washington seemed to have
moved right in on US, and the re-
nlainder is coming in today.
The football prophets say the Army
will win the game, but the football
: prophets have been known TO be wrong.
: However, outside OF the students, and
1.-THE deeper thinkers among the foot
ball following. football is really a sec
,iendary consideration in the game to-
-<iay. 1t is mainly show. a brave dis
play Of the life and color Of the Army
and the Navy as reflected by the boys
at Annapolis and West Point.
The field will be heavy as a result
of the moisture Of the past couple Of
days, and that will be something Of an
advantage 10 the Navy because of the
superior weight Of its bsckfield. Also,
Il viii tend TO slow up the fast Army
backs, Wilson and Trapnell.
These are perhaps not great teams
as the football experts figure great
ness, but, like the Haryard-Yale game,
.--xn Army-Navy contest cannot be
judged by anything that has gone be-
fore, They both point for this par
-.ficular game. Any defeats or victories
IN between are incidental
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28

run IL up. III
any serious OBJ
struction 20 u
will have to
pitch. By run
ming it up l
mean the ball
is to be skip
ped across the
interv e n i n 3
turf to the edge
Of the green
and then made
to run up to-
ward the pin.
The pitch shot,
at that dis
tance, should be
made only as a
necessity, not
by choice. The
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28

easily controlled and the theory that
rough spots on the ground may inter-
fere with the ball does not constitute
a danger equal to the difficulty of
pitching the ball accurately from the
distance. One great point in these
short shots is that the ball must be
hit cleanly and crisply despite the
short distance. Take it easy and you
will invariably dub it. Always hit
the ball sharply and crisply, with a
fairly firm grip in the fingers.
Copyright John +. Ollie Coz
Copyright, Chester Horton. 1924-repro-
duction in any form strictly prohibited)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28

Two of the heaviest, hardest"
elevens which have met on a local
gridiron in several years will clash
when the Fort Sam Houston All-Stars,
composed of the cream of the service
players in this vicinity, tanglc with
Coach Tom O'Donnell's st. Mary's
College Rattlers at the Fort Sam
Houston Stadium, Saturday afternoon.
Starting time has been set at 3 o'clock.
Critics anticipate one Of the best
battles Of the season when the
husky soldiers meet the Rattlers.
"Sox" Bowersock, quarterback Of the
All-Stars, and Shorty" McCarty,
field general of the college eleven,
both are not only individual running
stars but are two of the greatest ex-
ponents of the passing game in this
part of the state. Both teams have
q brilliant overhead attack.
LOST TO ONE TEAM
Last season the Army All-Stars
were defeated by only one team, the
San Antonio All-Stars, composed of
such former college stars as Oscar
Eckhardt, mig" Dotson, "Spitz"
Clarke and Jack Evans. The Rattlers
are anxious to prove themselves in
the same class with that bunch OF
gridsters.
If the soldier eleven is victorious Sat
urday, it is probable that there will
be another post-season classic this
year between them and a picked team
of former college stars. 4. s. Gar
rett and "Spitz" Clarke are consider
ing promoting the event.
Saturdays game will close very
successful season for the Rattlers.
They have lost only two games in their
heavy schedule, to Dallas University
and the Texas Freshmen. Shorty y
McCarty was absent from his quar-
terback post in both Of these games
and the team did not approximate its
real strength. Coach ODonnell i:
striving to arrange games with the
strongest elevens in the Texas In
tercolIegiate Athletic Association fol
next season, when he expects to have
much stronger team.
BROADCAST OF GAME.
A feature of Saturdays game in
| the stadium will be the play-by-play
report of the Army-Navy tilt broad
cast through loud speakers installed
at the field.
1t has been arranged that all sup
porters of the service eleven be placed
on the north side of the field, with the
st. Mary's supporters on the opposite
side.
The starting line-ups:
Second Division. st. Mary's.
NemeSu ...s IhShSL
Left end.
LEWIS 100 cShiSiNNN'
Left tackle.
! Mintzer ..... Coleman
Left guard.
| FRANK .......s..s fTeStoL
Center.
Armdn s's's puhu"J
Right guard.
Right tackle.
| Turner ................. Brotz'
Right end.
Heffner (c) ............ McCarty
Quarterback.
Deshinko Votava
Left half.
BOWerSOck .ssssss JoIu'
Right half.
Platanack ..'.'. hOzelsAl
Fullback.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
HARD ELEVEN
C[ASH|NG At
ARMY POST
ST. Mary's College Winds
Up Against Second
Division.
RATTLERs TO FEAST

The st. Mary's College Rat
lers will hold their football ban.
quet at the college at 2 o'clock
Tuesday evening, with q number
Of prominent alumni and friends
Of the college present. Letters
will be awarded and captain
for 1926 elected, Coach O'Don.
nell announced Saturday.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
army AND NAVY TAKES :.
COMPLETE POSSESSION
!. OF MANHATTAN ISLAND
By DAMON RUNYON
Universal Service staff Correspondent.


NEW YORK, Nov. 2s.-Up through the roaring for
ties last night and this morning the folks talking
football. ...,< 80
In many hotel Hobbies they almost playing it,
what with excited seekers making wild line plunges
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
SERVICE FOOTBALL CLASSIC CAPS BIG SEAS0l
Inside Golf
Maker Of 81 Colt Champions. 'Gslrs
By CHESTER HORTON
most successful teacher" SAYS
"Chick. EvaD1.

From 80 yards off the edge of the
green, what's the correct play-pitch
it or run it up? If the green is open,
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
STARTED IN GREAT STYLE.

The Army started out as If il
might be one Of the best teams in
West Point history. 1t whipped
Notre Dame. Then il got licked by
Yale and Columbia. The Navy, too,
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28

at the clerks, and the DELL
hops executing flying tack
les on loose baggage.
The Army and Navy foot
: ball game, which is the grid
: irons final blaze of glory, has come
sssgain to little old Manhattan Island,
and with it all the attendant excite
/. :nens.
,srf. Fifty. thousand visitors. and that's
fairly conservative estimate, landed
here and spread out through the 10.
tells. They included the fathers and
mothers, and sisters and brothers
. oh, yes, and the swcethearts-of the
young gentlemen of the Naval Acad-
envy at Annapolis and the Military
. Academy up the Hudson river, whose
! football representatives meet at the
Polo Grounds this afternoon.
WEATHER FAVORABLE.
The weather man says it will he
!. fought under smiling skies. Let US
, hope that the weather man is correct.
= Too often has the Army and Navy
game been played under meteoro-
logical conditions here that were very
disastrous to the new millinery, and
the furs of the ladies, TO say moth
= ing of the derby hats and the tempers
!. Of the gents.
5 The field is damp, however.
The night clubs Of the Roaring
Forties and the Furious Fhties had a
collegiate atmosphere zlast night. for
The service colleges have their old
grads just like Yale and Harvard, and
: Princeton, and these old graos can
old grad with the best of them when
they get started.
= Moreover. the Army and Navy game
always brings with il the football
coaches from all over the country. and
thousands of football fans whose en-
rhusiasm has not waned with the pass
ing of Thanksgiving Day, and the
gridiron tussles, Of their dear Alma
matters.
JUST TO BE THERE.
Il is reasonable to assume. too.
that a lot Of folks have come 10 New
York this year, content TO enjoy the
general atmosphere Of the game, with
'-vut hope OF seeing it. for the Polo
: Grounds seats only 10000 persons.
and the capacity was sold out long
~ego. OF this number, you must al
low for the home guards having Sc
@esred fair share OF the tickets. The
home guards always land fair share
of tickets 10 anything.
The spectators had few of what
The sports writers used to call "the
coveted pasteboards," and it is said
that they were asking as high as $50
each for the 81 tickets. Wherefore
there was some complaint among the
football following, not 10 say loud
and raucous squawks. There was the
usual talk that the Army and Navy
game will never again come to New
York City, but will be transferred 10
its old port, Franklin Field. in Phila-
delphia.
The theaters were all damned last
night with the football following. The
game was a windfall for some shows
that have not been prospecting in pro-
portion TO what the press agents
would swear is their merit. Any thea
ter that failed To have q sell-out must
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28

~ Umpire Major; scorer Alex Wagon
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
BOWLING
COMMERCIAL HANDICAP LEAGUE.

Totals ......... SCI s22 s5s 1852
Umpire. Phllps. scorer, Reed.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-28
PUBLIC SERVICE LEAGUE.
Mechanical Department.

Totals ............ 7ss ~ 7ss %
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-03-13
nY JoIIN GrNTmER

Copyright. thEs. ~ tnitrd rtessl
T oNpoS. Eng. March ig-oncr
IL again the discovery Of THE
missing link has come And this
,ino Il looks genuine 20 experts
According TO reports from Cape.
town. South Africa. Prof. Raymond
Dart Of witwatCrslnnd university has
found tho fossliszcd skull which car,
rica us 40 tho way hack 10 the ape
and then some
Buried in a lime cliff near TuRnFu,
Heehuanslapd. the rrlmcyal link was
found. Professor Dart naming u
"sustai Pithseus Africanua lie
says Il is OF speelos entirely un.
known and datcs back at least 500.
900 years
Geological evidence has been
lacking In specimens OF the phase
Of ptc.human existence between the
most primitive man and the mos, al.
vanced ape. eays his report, This
skull fills tho gap"
fIe goes on to say that the Taungs
species vas not human. yet was
much moro intelligent than the
gorilla or tho chlmpanzsc.
n was unable 20 talk. yet his
brain had advanced in the direction
Of an ultimate ancestor who would
be able to talk. II Is 70 be regarded.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-03-13
TRAIN J0BLESS
Australia Gives Unemployed
Opportunity to Advance

WASHINGTON, March IA ays.
tom was inauEurated In Australia
last year OF training unskilled labor.
ers az "A means OF overcoming short.
age OF skilled workmen and. at the
Same tine. according TO adviccs
reaching the department OF com.
mcrce. that plan has been extended
10 all states of tho commonwealth.
Faced with n shortage OF skilled
workmcn md with considerable
number Of unskilled laborcrs out Of
work carly in 1923, the federation OF
master builders Of Australia decided
upon n plan OF training for the un.
skilled unemployed
a start was made by establishing
classes for brieklayors. Tho course
OF training lasted 10 weeks. and at
the end Of the course test was made
Of the quality and quantity of tho
work done. Tho student bricklay-
crs did very good job, as tho
president OF the federation stated
that mort of them wcro able to lay
/ 900 bricks day on rough walling,
and up to 400 day on work OF a
better class.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-03-13
A THREE DAYS
COUGH IS YOUR
DANCER SIGNAL

Chronic coughs and persistent
folds lead 10 serious lung trnubls.
You can stop them now with Cree
inulsion. an smuisiflsd ereonotr that
IL pleasant 10 take. Circumcision "
a nsw medical discovery with two
fold action; II soothss and heals the
lnflamed membranes and kills the
germ.
OF all known drugs crsosots ~
recognized by tho medical fraternity
as the greatest healing agency for
the treatment 81 chronic coughs and
colds and other forms Of throat ana
lung troubles. crcomuision contains.
In addition to cFsoHote, other heAltu.
elements which npp1ho and heal tbs
iufiarnod membranes and stop abe
irritation and inflammation. while
the crcoso,s goes on 10 this stomach.
is absorbed into the blood, attacks
ths scat % the trouble and destroys
tbs germs that lead 10 consumption.
Crromulstou IL guaranteed sa'ls-
factory ia the treatment ~ chronic
coughs and colds bronchial asthma
catarrhal bronchitis and other formH
of throat and lung diseases, ana ~
sxcsllent for building UP the sys-
tenn after colds or I'll. flu. Money
refunded III any cough or cold. no
matter Of Row long standing, " not
relieved after taking ACCORDING 70
directions. AK your druggist, Greco
rnulslon Co. Atlanta. oa----AdVef-
tissment.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-03-13

here for burial. which viii take
place Sunday afternoon at the Bon
ney-Watson parlors.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-03-13
Trial of Senator
Wheeler April 16

GREAT FALLS. Mont. March II
Judge Charles ~ Pray to-day SET
tho trial OF Senator Bar5cu X.
Wheeler Of Montana Tor Apui 10 iu
federal court here
Judge Frank s DISTRICT waa
named 90 preside
Senator Wheeler was indicted on
charges q appearing for fec on Mon
tAna oil matters before government
bureaus after hc became senator.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-03-13
Skinny Men Can
Do the Same

All weak men and women
All nervous men and women
All skinny men and women
Can grow stronger, healthier and
moro vigorous and take on solid
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-03-13
Women's Federation
to Meet on Monday

The King County Legislative Fed
Grafton will hold It's next regular
meeting at p IN, Monday. March
10. al tho Y w. c. 4. clubroous
There are some very important Items
Of business 10 be transacted. and all
delegates should bo present. accord,
ing TO those in charge.
The speakers for the afternoon will
be Mrs. Howard CosSrovo the first
woman 20 be honored by any pollt.
ical party in carrying the electoral
votes OF state to our national cap
itol, and Lady Willie Forbus. editor
OF the legal department OF the lcrls.
lative counsellor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-03-13
They ne Found "Missing
Link's' Skull Again
African Discovery May Date Back 100000
Years Anthropologists Declare

Professor Dart went on. not ps IN
ape'llsc man. but as a man.likc ape
In the mArahy ioyciH Of BaroiHe
land. az "a spot called Broken Hlii.
there rose limestone kopje ut the
base Of which was an entrance 10 d
cave. The limestone mound was
worked BY thu Broken Hin Expom-
'lon Co. guided by several eminent
anthrupologiatH, and their cxcaya.
tions revealed tunnel or shaft
sioping down from the cave 10 a point
90 feet below the level Of the ground.
Il ended in n small tomb. and here.
Sir Arthur said were found tho skull
and other remains Of a man unlike
any other scientists had ever known.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-03-13

oE'R All 'scusc me" says tho
II funny little man
whn, is tho funny little man do
ins3
Ho D. trying to keep date with
"a lady
Who II the LADY,
She IL the income tax collector
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-03-13

When q tho uAte7
March ID That Is the last day
the fun-ny lttlo man can file his
income tax return,
Why II be 20 ca citcdg
The lady Is AZ the door.
What difference docs that make?
The little man has put of MAX.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-03-13

Iuglout his re port and be is caught
with his panta-cr-on the ironing
board
What OF that7
oh. nothing only il may cost
him q pretty penny for being late.
These ladies DO not like 10 be kept
waiting.