Evening star., 1925-09-20

~ mind reader. once said in his
"A advice to Young Men, Let
4 4 sleeping dogs lie. but don't let
humans get away with any lies
about their dreams
Well like being advised to save
Your money. that is good dope pro
vided it taxes effect But when Mr..
Analysis wrote the lyrics to the
aforementioned song he certainly
didn't know my family. l only wisht
he could of been at our breakfast table
the other morning and had seen what
happened to me along these lines.
Hot Bozo, He would of gone right
back home and written his book over.
You see, it just happened that the
night before l had a awful interest
ing dream. l dreamed l was down
to the Emporium, trying to match
sample of macaroni, and / couldn't
find the counter. l had last months S
bill along, ii was carried by a duck
and | couldn't add it up, SO natu-
rally L wanted to find the right counter
to count it for me.
But after a long while | met an
ostrich with a monicle in its eye, and
this ostrich was f1oorwalker in the
plume dept. And he says to me the
minute he seen me, why Mrs. Jules.
he says. it's simply years and years
since we met, did you know grandma
had died? And says no. what color?
And he says never mind that now. we
have some wonderful bargains here
today. wouldn't YOU like a sample to
take home and see if you can match
II?
Well this made me feel real sad
to hear him say 1t in that tone of
voice, so l says, crying as hard as
nails. why I'm afraid I can never
match a sample | take home from
horc pf he
kitchen roof is leaking. And the
ostrich says don't worry. I'm sure
YOU can match it. all we have today
is safety matches. And that made
me realize it was quarter to six, and
then I woke up.
OF course when 1 done so / merely
says to myself what nonsense to be
scared over a dream. 1t must of been
them feathers | was conner take off
my old hat and trim my new evening
dress with, that was on my mind.
And then | went on back to sleep.
But when / got to the breakfast
table, why the dream come into nv
mind, see, and naturally I thought
where of course my family would
certainly be interested in hearing
about a dream like that one, especially
If was to jazz it up little. and make
out where the ostrich turned out to
be George, that's my husband, and
that it had said we was coming into
money soon.
So when I was pouring out the
coffee and the family was all setting
around the table, / says in tone
calculated to attract attention, say
folks. I says, last night l was dream
Ing the strangest dream. | dreamed
/ was down to the Emporium trying
nd hot oil hn ftrr
got on account Geo. at once says,
peculiar dream last night, myself.
] dreamed L was over to the Haw
thorne Club with Joe Bush, and we
was conner play some golf, and who
would come up only Doctor Salary
and he says he wants to play golf,
so we says all right but couldn't we
ind a fourth & then we could have
q foursome, see?
So we looked all around the club
house, and kept on picking up a lot
Of good clubs, jiggers and drivers,
mostly, and I found that ball 1 lost
on the seventh last week, the time l
made the wonderful drive and we
couldn't find the ball. And there by
Eollies it was laying at the bottom
of the club trophy. you know the
big silver cup which was standing
right in front Of an open window.
and whatter you know / realized
where I had driven it straight down
the fairway. over the green and into
eh, Jennie, that's four hundred and
twenty five yard hole.
Well, Geo. III say it was a dream
] says, but lemme tell you about
my dream. 1 says, I dreamed I went
down TO the Emporium and