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New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
QUESTIONS ANSWERED

You can get an answer to any question Of tact or information by writing o The Question Editor New Britain Herald Washington Bureau, 1922 New York avenue, Washington, D, C. enclosing two cents Tn stamps for reply Medical legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can eX- tended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive per- 5ona reply Unsigned requests can not he answered, All letters are cOnhlenlial--Elitcr.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
Hurry! Hurry

Pompous Lady Customer Oo clerk in drug store). "Wil you wait on me at once, please? I am in a great hurry"
 Clerk. "Nery well, madam. What is it."
 P L, C, I want 10 exchange this one cent stamp for two one-half cent stamps"
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
DEMPSEY IN TRAINING

Los Angeles, Calif., July 2S Ft- A raie but hearty Jack Dempsey re- sumed gymnasium training here yes- terday in preparation for his forth coming return to the prize ring. There was one conspicuous vacancy in the group which watched, how ever. Jack Kearns was not any where to be seen.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
Facts sandFancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

Gales is just 3 100 per center, seen from the outside
 The beginning of Disappointment is an exaggerated idea of what you deserve,
 IL isn't hy accident that maids become bolder in post war period.
 An, well, a long vacation just means spreading your savings out a little thinner
 One objection to liberty is that mans idea of liberty expands when he gets drunk.
 The right use Of cosmetics will improve almost anything except vaccination mark.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
THE INDUSTRIAL MUDDLE
 IN ENGLAND

 land becomes more precarious al most daily, and instead of making an attempt to solve the situation with the application of logic and common sense, a nationwide strike is threatened. One would think that in a country with 1,115,000 idle adults on its hands the strike method would be about the last thing under consideration; but there seems to be no telling how human nature will react under given set of circumstances. The Baldwin gov ernment is being criticized for fail ing to end the long industrial de- presson and end the disputes, just like its predecessor, the Macdonald government, was taken to task when the industrial elysium did not sventuate. In England, as else where, there are innumerable citi- zens who think the government is responsible for what happens, par ticularly in the way of unemploy- ment; and so far no British govern- ment has suggested what many re- gard as the only real solution-the emigration of Britons to the col ones.
 The underlying trouble with Eng land is that 1t has developed into a great industrial nation and now suf- fers from curtailed markets abroad. There undoubtedly Is more popula- ton in the islands than industy can support. When there is a trade "re- viyal" or boom they can all ob- tain employment; but such things usually do not last long, There is a back 10 normalcy" in Britain as well as elsewhere,
 The dole system is admittedly a pernicious method of supporting the population, but it is when at tempting to find a substitute that the difficulty arises. Under the Brit ish law the idle who are placed on the dole list' receive approximate ly s5 a week from the government, with slightly more to men with fam flies. The law is such as to protect the receivers of doles from their landlords, the law providing that d "doled" tenant cannot be evicted un- less the landlord finds an equally acceptable house for the tenant. AS there is dearth Of sufficient houses on the island, this usually is i'm possible.
 With the dole system in force the idle won't even emigrate. And with out such emigration, 1t is either case ot doles supporting the idle from the public treasury - or let ting them be supported by their kin, or giving them over to an nh- kind fate, with it's stimulus to crime and ermity to the social order which they might held responsible It is when one contemplates all the rami7cations of the problem that superficial criticism gives way to sympathy. English oficialdcm hates the dole system, but 10 date have devised no other method. And the only practical substitute in sight emigration - is never mentioned Tn public for political reasons Every English official is said 10 be private Iv in favor Of emigration and pub licly against it.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
ALBANY BUYS CATCHER

Albany, N, Y, July 2S RS-Pur- chase of Eddie Phillips, catcher of the Worcester (Eastern league) club. was announced last night by the management Of the Albany club, The purchase price was given as S1,o0o. Phillips. who has been with the Worcester club two years, will report here today.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
DOING WE'LL ABROAD

American track and field athletes competing for the Illinois A. c. in Europe are meeting with much suc- cess. The work of Osborne, Schwarze and Bud Evans has been exception ally noteworthy. Schwarze is the University of Wisconsin shot butter.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

I vas taking my little niece 10 the store one day and told he> that if she was good I would buy her some ice cream, On the way she became tired ana said, Aunt Sarah. my feet is so tired, won't you carry me-"
 Big girls shouldn't want to he carried" I replied If you get tired YOU cant have any ice cream But auntie. my feet are ured' not my mouf.'
 sarah Firctag,
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
The Trouble With Wives

lbN Mlltoll NCnGlef) There's something the matter with
 wives today, With that you must all agree. Now, girls Don't get mad. Let me
 get off my say And then we shall see what We see. There arc wives who 20 out every
 night in the week, And wives who will not go at all; There are some-Just a fow-whc
 are humble and meek, And plenty who have lots of gall, There are wives who cant cook and
 who don't want 10 learn, Who thrive upon delicatessen; There are some who spend all that
 their husbands can earn, And some who keep poor hubbies
 guessin' There are wives who won't part
 with nickel or dime, Who collect, every week, hubbys
 pay: There arc some who are crazy to
 have q good time And some who complain night and
 day. There are wives who make husbands bring breakfast to bed, There are wives who are faithlcss,
 untrue; And some, in all justices it ought to
 be said. Are perfect--but oh, they are few! Yes, most of the married girls lead
 funny lives, That's fact, folks. believe if or not, And the reason there's something the
 matter with wives Is the kind of husbands they've got.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
Member Of the A..eclnted rte.,.

The Associated Press u exclusively en- titled 10 th use for re-puhlcat on oi all news credit d to it or not otherwise credited in ths paper and also local news published h. rein.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
nrhncl

Gerald: Whats d country club, Pa ?"
 His father: "knickcrs, neCkers and knockers
 Hamilton s. Laurence.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
She Didn't Paint

Paint surely covers a lot of ugli- ness" remarked one by-stander to another looking at a TOW of old buildings freshly painted.
 '9 Esnt yaz te kaog. sir I don't
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
Packed

"so you spent your vacation at Swamphurst? I hear that's a very popular resort"
 "I'r say it is. The hotel was so crowded that there was hardly room for the mosquitoes.
 -Gcrtrude.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
Member Aulit Butyao Of c,,euIntIon.

Member Aulit Bufeno oi LlFcuntlon. The A. B. (. is national organi1atlon which furnishes nswspapers and adver- tisers with strictly honest ADalys's Of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon thip audit. The lnsures protection against fraud n newspaper distribTton fgu,es 10 both national and local aayertiseTs
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

If one Dawes plan should tame Heinie and another the senate therell be little left for him 10 tackle except the weather.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

pain." replied a passing spinster who overheard the remark and thought I referre dto her.
 And if I did it wouldn't be any of your business, and if l painted how in thunder would you know it hid lot of uglincss for you never saw me when l wasn't. did you?"
 J. F. Riley.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and
 pTass room always open to advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

bilities or deficiencies. The urge to make money fast should not he the sole guide.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

The Herald is on sale daily In New York at Holdings New Stand. TImes Square; schultzs News stand. Entrance Grand Central. 42ud street.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

Most Of the prunes are produced by California, but lot of outsiders are attracted by Hollywood.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
ACCursCy Always,

Love makes the world go round, but money keeps it well oiled,
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

Even in this crowded world you can enjoy solitude if you possess that kind Of pipe.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

Those who don't know what the French are f1gting for in Morocco should wait and see what they take.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

Whei the first effort was made to discard tails, doubtless there were reactionaries who objecte1 strcnu- ously.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
MAXS0N foxHAn Ln1.
Int's BcAt Them 10 \ Rrcordi

Icts Beat Them 10 a Rccordl 1T we keep running down the jokes As fast as taxi cabs do folks, Wen be in "Who's Who" yet. may
 hap,
 For putting good cheer on the map!
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
Nell

Nell I placed Nell OH a pedestal, Because I loved her SO; She was as sweet ds roses, When the summer brcezes blow, I stood afar and worshippod her. Unul she sighed, Poor chap, I'd like it whole lots better, If you'd place me on your lap''
 -Edgar Daniel Kramer.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

The real parking problem is how 10 get out without scratching the lenders on adjacent flivVcrs.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

You never realize how big Ameri- ca is until you observe the manners of its diplomats.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

One reason why wee girls have better compeXions is because some body uses soap on them.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

Perhaps we should give the na- tional forests 10 some capitalist who will guarantee to provide tent poles for the next war.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

The shorter wave lengths are more successful. Now if the radio orators could learn something.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

Hate is the queer feeling you eX- perience just after thinking how poor you are and how rich he is,
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

Entered st the Post onlcs at New Britain
 n Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

SUBSCRIPTION RATES ts,0o . Year.
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New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

4 lover's goodnight: Much 'adieu' about nothing. Copyright, 1925. Reproduction
 taxhidlAal
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

Results equal Herald classified 2 ds
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

Now that China has decided to keep out aliens, there should be good opening for a klan organizer over there.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

Correct this sentence: T heard that he paid me a splendid compli- ment," said the man. but I don't like him any better"
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

TELEPHONE CALLS Husinths OTics ..... g.5 Editorial Rooms .... ss5
New Britain herald., 1925-07-28
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New Britain herald., 1925-07-28

IL isn't hy accident that maid become bolder in a post war period
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
Dutch Women Smokers

Dutchmen as rule are heavy smok-
ers. When he gets up in the morning
the average Dutchman Immediately
lights cigar and on going to bed puts
his cigar case on his night stand 1t
is no wonder, then, that Holland,
with only 100000 people, smoked
1,O47, 905,325 cigars and 2,542, 488, 300
cigarettes last year. Pipe smoking is
not mentioned in the statistics. 1t is
popular only among the working
classes. But cigar smoking is on the
decrease, while cigarette smoking in
creases. This is due partly to the fact
that many Dutch women have over
come their objections to tobacco and
have become smokers. Ladies of an
older generation. however, still con-
slider smoking an improper enjoyment
and sign Of degeneration. Though
there is heavy duty in Holland,
cigars and other tobacco are rather
cheap.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
Some Mineral Mixtures
Are Good for Porkers

Some Of these simple mixtures
are good for swine: Equal parts
by weight of ground limestone and
salt; equal parts of wood ashes
and salt. These supply calcium, but
no appreciable amounts of phos.
phorus' Equal parts of ground lime
stone. salt and either bone meal
or ground rock phosphate. This fur
nishes both calcium and phosphorus.
Nine parts of either bone meal or
ground rock phosphate and one part
tankage for flavoriDg. These mixtures
also furnish both calcium and phos-
phorus.
The most necessary elements which
are furnished by all mineral mixtures
are calcium, phosphates and chlorine.
All Of the above simple mixtures sup
ply these elements
Experimental data shows that hogs
which have access to good, succulent
pasture are benefited to a very slight
degree by mineral mixtures. Also,
hogs which are fed upon a ration of
corn and tankage respond very little
to mineral mixtures. However, there
is place for mineral mixtures where
hogs are fed an unbalanced ration, es-
pecially in the dry lot.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
Skim Milk Will Improve
Ration for Market Hogs

Skim milk added to a ration of
corn and tankage enabled the Ohio ex-
pertinent station to market hogs weigh
ing 255 pounds almost three weeks
earlier than those fed on corn
and tankage alone, at saving of 78
cents hundred weight on feed costs.
The corn and tankage ration pro-
duced gain of 90 pounds per pig
daily with ration of 3.61 pounds corn
and OBS pounds of tankage. The COST
per hundred pounds gain in this lot
was 9.79.
The skim-milk-fed lot received a
ration of 466 pounds of corn, OBS
pound of tankage, and 2.95 pounds
of skim milk daily. The average
daily gain was 1873 pounds daily at a
cost Of 1891 per hundred pounds
gain. The saving on feed for each 100
pounds Of skim milk fed was 800
pounds. The skim-milk-fed lot re-
ceived small amount of limestone in
the ration, and this helped to increase
the gain.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
Eradicate Stomach Worms

AS a drench for the eradication Of
stomach worms in sheep, gasoline is
the one most commonly used by flock
owners in the United States. 1t
should be given on three successive
mornings after the animals have been
kept away from all food and drink
for sixteen hours, and after the dose
is given they should be tasted for two
or three hours more. Each dose
should be measured separately and
given in milk, linseed oil or flax
seed oil.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
FAR IA
- Es1grH-T III
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ERADICATE SCRUBS
TO IMPROVE HERDS

| prepared by the United States Department
of Agricultural
"Scrub-bull eradication campaigns"
are rapidly gaining the favor of enter
prising county agents SIS means of
improving the cattle of their counties,
says the United States Department of
Agriculture. Fifteen dairy bulls of
quality were added recently to the
bovine population of Hopkins county,
KY. Prior to the campaign in this
county two committeeman from each
community made a survey of their
school district to determine the num-
Der of bulls, cows, and heifers on the
farms, what breed they were, and
whether scrub or pure bred. The sur
vey covered $50 farms ant showed
dairy cattle population of 1924 ma
ture grade cows, $50 grade heifers,
101 mature pure-bred cows, and 81
pure-bred heifers also that more than
SO ger cent of the farm herds were
being bred to scrub or grade bulls,
and only about 10 per cent to pure
bred bulls.
Hopkins county farm bureau arranged
a banquet for the community commit
teeman and business men. One hun
dred and fourteen attended. An ey-
ecutive committee of five men was Sc
lected. During the week of the cam
paign 30 meetings were held in all
sections Of the county with a total at
tendance of 1852, averaging about fiji
ty-four persons at each meeting The
bulls were selected by the purchasing
committee in Christian and Todd coun-
ties, KY, and brought to a local ga
rage for exhibition and Sale during
the campaign. Fifteen bulls were sold
by the end Of the week. The major
ity- Of the bulls purchased were from
dams with advanced registry records.
The stimulating influence for better
bulls never ends with the close of the
campaign week. In Buncombe coun-
ty, n. O., where similar campaign
was conducted early last fall, at which
time II bulls were placed during the
week of the campaign, the county
agent reports a total of % bulls be-
Ing placed, II after the close of the
campaign.
A campaign was also held in Ches
ter county. S. c., where 16 bulls were
placed during the week The county
agent reports that he has several more
prospects for pure-bred bulls, also that
a number of communities have pledged
themselves to eliminate the scrub bull
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
Pensions for Professors

Exemption from duties with a pen
sion equal to the income they may
enjoy Is obligatory for professors Of
secondary, commercial and special in
struction in the public schools of Chile,
who have completed 80 years of SER
vice and have reached the age of fifty
Eve. The government may, for very
special reasons, authorize these en-
ployees to continue performing their
duties for five years more. This is
provided in degree law No. 1877, pro-
mulgated March II, 1925, and officially
reported to the State department by
William Miller Collier, United States
ambassador at Santiago.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
Feeding Stock for Market

Feeding cattle and breeding sheep
for market are supplementary farm
ing activities which involve peculiar
risks. Accordingly special effort Is
being given by the government to get
ting information as to cattle and sheep
on feed. Regular estimates are made
of the numbers on feed at different
dates In the corn belt and in other
important feeding areas. Special re-
ports are issued dealing with the
movement of feeder cattle and sheep
Into important feeder states.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13

of Gatun lake, on the Rio Indio, In
Panama, and adjacent to the conces-
sion OF the Colon Import and Export
company, according to dispatch from
the American legation at Panama City.
1t is understood that the land will be
leased to an American company, which
VIII undertake the excavation and ex-
ploltation of the deposits. AS the ports
OF Crlstobal and Balboa offer a ready
market for coal, substantial profits are
anticipated, if the extent of the de-
posts is not exaggerated.-Com
Reports.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
The Light That Guides

Call it imagination, call it wonder,
call it love, whatever it be that shows
US the deeper significance of the world
and humanity and makes the differ
ence between the surface-light of So
gacity and the interpenetrating glow
of worship, we owe to it whatever
highest truth, whatever trustiest guild
ance we have.-James Martineau.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
Roses of Rubber

Roses made of rubber are the latest
novelty in the floral world, but they
are so scented and tinted that it is Gil-
ficult to distinguish them from real
flowers. Rubber roses are the inven-
ton Of Mrs. McGaryie Mum, who
hopes soon to establish workshops in
which she will teach disabled ex-sol-
diers the art of making these artificial
blossoms. The flowers are washable
and are described by the Rubber Grow
ers' association as an artistic and hy-
gienic novelty"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
Lighting Earth's Interior

vieing with the lighting of the Tim.
panogos cavern In Utah, is the illumi-
nation, recently completed, of the
caverns of Virginia. Hun.
dreds Of electric lights, ranging from
100 to 500 watts, are scattered through
the caves, requiring over eight miles
of lead cable and a complete generat-
ing station, located outside the cave.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
Knee Breaches of the Past and Present

economic day when a keerful mother
figgered that the long ones didn't pay.
And she'd sock authorizations on her
young an hopeful son till the camou-
fage amounted to about the same as
none!
"Today-we wear knee breeches,
though we're slightly overgrown; 1t
takes about a As to span our torrid
zone. A loose, colonial quicker grips
the half-besotted shln-with extry fit
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
Aged College Graduates

A feature of the thirty-seventh an
nual commencement of Salem college,
West Virginia, was the graduation of
John Franklin Browne, seventy-five
years old, who received o bachelor of
arts degree, and who is believed to be
the Oldest student in the United
States to receive a college degree.
After taking postgraduate course
this summer Mr.. Browne plans to join
the faculty of his alma mater.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13

Uncle John pays this tribute to knee
brooches in the Excelsior Springs
(Mo) Standard:
1--WE used to wear knee breeches IN
the buddin' spring Of youth-when a
feller's legs was worthy and digestion
told the truth. When the stone bruise
was in fashion and the drowsy bum
blebee nursed the soul-devourin' pas
sion to defend his liberty. Yes, we
used tn wear knee breeches in the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13

tin sox to store our corns an bunions
in. On antiskiddin' sandals we invade
the verdant sward-with the sinister
intent of heavin' ballast overheard
The gentler sex applauds us when we
swat the tiny sphere, but-beyond the
pale of kinfolks-they can hardly be
sincere I"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
Coal Found in Panama

1t has been reported by the Panama
City press that deposit of coal has
been discovered about four miles east
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1925-08-13
r. John DICKINSON sHERMAN

tn a new bill embodying radical
changes, supporters of the movement
for the establishment by congress Of
an executive Department of Educa-
ton with cabinet place for its head
hope to obtain favorable action this
winter. The new bill will be intro
duced, according to present plans, in
both houses at the opening of the
Slxty-ninth Congress. Senator Charles
Curtis of Kansas, majority leader in
the senate, and Representative Daniel
A. Reed of New York will introduce
tho hill IL 10 etotod