The Lambertville record., 1925-04-09
SMILIN' THRU
NO GREATER CURSE
BY GEE SEE

The stirring sap IN tree ana shrub
Is answered by the mating song
OF that great choir of feathered
folk
Who rhapsodize the whole day
long.
How pitiful complacent souls
Who hold it sordid to respond
To holy passion in it's urge
To perpetrate the mating bond!
They hold themselves superior
To human impulse and desire;
They pose as super modernists,
And clothe themselves in false
attire.
No greater curse could come to
you
Than that you stifle Loves desire;
For Destiny shall purge the blight
With heart-ache and consuming
firei
**&s#*
"Give love, and love shall return
to you," goes an old wheeze.
s&*aA&
But this doesn't hold true if your
devotions are bestowed on slab
of cold storage meat.
ts*#*%
Such types. of humanity were no
doubt referred to in the remarks of
DR.. G. G. Little, of the University
of Maine, in speaking of the mar
row and selfish souls who refuse to
have children.
"If the upper classes says DIR.
Little, "would rather buy Rolls
Royces and have three separate es-
Establishments and Pomeranians than
children, then let them, for they will
have become slaves of their environ
ment and no longer fitted for par
ent-hood. Why encourage children
from that type? If we had to de-
pend on these people to replenish
the world we would degenerate into
a benevolent society for pug dogs"
*#*+st
I used to try and argue with those
selfish egoists who thought they
were too ALFRED good to worry with
children, but DIR. Little's argument
convinces me that was all wrong!
##*&%%
Why point to the ideals of per-
petuating the race when arguing
with birth-control advocate?
Even If the should have children
they should be whining, soldering
little nincompoops just like their fu-
tile parents.
They would become parasites to
suck the hood of the sturdy souls
who try to do something to justi-
fly their existence in the world.
**#*ts
The man or woman who poses as
super -modernists, and who are SO
damned fastidious as to think sex
impulses should be stifled, are not
fit to be parents. They are not fit
to be anything.
They are neither fish or fowl nor
good red herring.
s%ssks
Nature is very benign in her
dealings with puny mortals. But
Nature will in time exact the pen
atty of the violations of her laws.
+sA+~s
Women who think they are too
good even to show sexual affection
to their husbands, who don't want
to be troubled with children, and
fear to ruin their figures" by hav-
ing babies, are worse than contem-
tible.
They are pitiful!
You should view them as you
would the deformed, mutilated and
warped freak of nature. They should
stir you with shudder of COM
passionl
"SHoRT SKIRTS ARE CAUSING
UNEMPLOYMENT" says news
heading from England, referring to
idleness in textile industries result
ing from so little cloth being used
in skirts.
But I'll bet there's plenty of em-
ployment in rubber necks and eye
peeling on the part of the men when
the short-skirted women pass.
sssss~
They are no longer "wearlng them
higher in Hawaii. Or so Won would
judge by the report from Honolulu.
According to this report, "Nine
bathing girls were recently given
suspended sentence of 1S months
each in Police Court because they
violated the bathing suit law"
The old frontiers are rapidly pass
ing away. No longer can we think of
the "Beach of Waikiki" as the
"great open spaces where freedom
reigns."
They are even trying to enforce
prohibition over there!
The Home Economies Department
of the North Dakota Agriculture Col
lege recently compiled figures on
the love and marriage facts in the
lives of it's graduates for the last
thirty-five years.
AND NOT A SINGLE DIVORCE
CASE APPEARED IN THE LIVES
OF ALL THOSE GIRLS DURING
THE ENTIRE THIRTY FIVE
YEARS!
The explanation for this is given
by the head of the school. "Our
girl" she said, 'learn the practi-
cal side of home making, and while
ha;no frainad ne affie;an+ x.rixaS o,J