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The Washington times., 1925-05-21
FIRST TEST MONDAY y
FOR FILM TALENT

The first elimination among
the applicants to the first session
OF the Paramount Pictures school,
Inc, will be held in Washington
at the Wardman Park Hotel.
Monday morning. May Is. at 10
o'clock.
Prospective actors and actresses
who may be future Gloria Swan
sons or Thomas Meighans will
appear before q select committee
to display their charms and graces
in hopes that the gifts with which
they have been endowed by ma
ture may serve to bring them the
coveted honor Of being members
OF the first class OF the already
famous school.
The judges who will pass upon
the array Of pulchritude and
manly charm are Mrs. Bertha
Martin, society editor of the
Washington Post, Frederick VIII
liam VILE, noted columnist and
radio broadcaster, and George
t,,re." at Loew's Palace next
week. Added hits of next weeks
Palace bill will be new Sennett
comedy hit, ''Skinners in Silk;
the Pathe News pictures, Topics
Of the Day, and a delightful inusi-
cal establishment arranged by
Tom Cannon. director Of the
Palace Symphony Orchestra.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
."CANDIDA" AT BELASCO;
FARCE AT NATIONAL;
OTHER BILLS

foremost among them being THE
Frolic," /" listed by Manager Schloss
as ''parabolic, centrifugal
thriller, the most eccentric ride
in the world" This riding device
has met with instant approval 4of
the crowds that have thronged
Glen Echo Park since the open
ing. Then, there is another most
popular feature. which is dancing
to music of sHappy Walkers
Golden Pheasant Orchestra every
week night from s to 11:30 IN
the beautiful ballroom. OF course,
all of the old. favorites are run
ming full speed-the Big Dip still
continues to thrill, the Derby
Racer is as popular as ever, the
Ginger Snap Whip, the Caroussel,
the Old Mill, and the Big Mid
Way.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
METROPOLITAN
1T Want NV Man"

One of the strongest bills of
the season will be presented at
Crandall's Metropolitan next week,
when the foremost film attraction
will be First Nationals release Of
"I Want My Man." with Milton
SiiIs and Doris Kenyon the co.
stars. The comedy will be the
newest two-reel novelty from
Larry Semon's studio, THE Dome
Doctor" in which the agile clown
displays some new and clever de-
vices to create laughter. In ad-
djtion to these major subjects
will be the new issue of the Metro
politan World Survey, scenic and
other varied short reels. The
Metropolitan symphony, under the
conductorship of Daniel Breeskin,
will present an elaborate musical
setting.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
NATIONAL
sJust Married .

Another farce made to order
Tor summer consumption. is
sJust Married" which the Ma
tional Theater Players will offer
next week, beginning Monday
night. The worlds richest show
woman wrote Just Married IN
collaboration. She is Anne Mich
OILS, writer Of .Abie's Irish Rose.
which is netting her $50 goo
weekly. "Just Married" is now
running in London with Lynn
Overman in the role OF the slight
~ inebriated youth whose des-
perate efforts to find his suite
aboard ship turns the vessel into
q bedIam OF mistaken intentions.
Minor Watson win essay the
Lynn Overman role and Miss Len
ita Lane viii play opposite him.
Others with prominent parts are
Thomas Brewer. William McFad-
den, Dorothy Tierney, Romaine
Calender and Charles Halton.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
MUTUAL
Hurry Up"

Burlesque of the most delight
1ul form is coming to the Mutual
pany of forty entertainers scin-
tillating with bright, wholesome
fun. The two featured players
are IE-Ty Pepper and George
Brennan, and the supporting cast
consists of Ambark Ali, vi Penny,
Jackie Addison, Bernice Clark.
end sgd Burke. The "sunkist"
chorus Of youth and beauty has
been the sensation OF the entire
Mutual circuit throughout the en-
tire season.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
CHESAPEAKE BEACH
Opens Nav 3O.

The summer colony this season
at Chesapeake Beach and its
neighbor, North Beach, will be the
largest in the history OF the bay
side resort. It is estimated that
the permanent summer population
will be 5000. Scores of new
homes are now under construc-
ton. Bungalows, cottages and
large houses are available, either
for purchase or for rental for pc
RODS ranging from week to the
entire summer. Many Govern
ment employees are planning to
commute daily to Washington.
Although the resort does not
formally open until May 30, many
persons already are visiting the
beach to arrange for accommoda-
tions.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
EARLE
Johnnie Walker.

The Earle Theater management
Announces that next week johnnie
Walker, the motion picture star,
win appear both in person and
In the featured photoplay, Lii
lies OF the Streets" in its first
presentation in Washin & ton.
Francis Renault, one of the
greatest impersonators of the
gentler sex, VIII exhibit a word
robe Of the latest in gowns, and
the rest of the program includes
the Three Reddingtons in gym
nastic accomplishments. Donnelly
and Smith in songs, Bert Wal
ton with an original idea, and
Johannes Josefsson. the Ice
landic glima champion, in an in
teresting and novel offering. The
new bill opens Sunday with q
matinee at 8.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
COLUMBIA
s'The Little French Girl"

Charming Alice Joyce, dainty
Mary Brian of Peter Pan" fame,
Neil Hamilton, ESTHER Ralston
and many others of almost equal
fame and ability, are featured in
the cast that Herbert Brenon, the
director of Peter Pan" has as
sembled in his Paramount pic
turization of Anne Douglas Sedg-
wick's novel, 1.-The Little French
Girl next weeks featured at
traction at Loew's Columbia.
Added hits will include a hilar-
ious new Juvenile comedy,
Dragon Alley the International
picture. Mr.. Brusilof's musical
arrangements and other features.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
PRESIDENT
Coleman ScOrehnard.

Starting Saturday, every game
played away from home by the
champions will be played on Cole
mans improved scoreboard at the
President Theater. Those fans
who are acquainted with this mar
velous baseball board will no
doubt welcome this announce
ment, as the Coleman scoreboard
shows each play as it is made.
Reserved seats for Saturdays and
Sundays games are available at
the box office Of the President
Theater. The Coleman scoreboard
viii be operated personally by its
inventor, Mr.. Coleman, in every
game.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
BELASCO
Candida

gbe Schubert -Belasco next week
WilI present, beginning Mon
day, the Actors Theater produc-
ton of Bernard Shaw's sparkling
comedy. candida" which comes
here direct from a remarkable
engagement in New York.
Peggy Wood will be seen as
ssCandida:,' Richard Bird as
Marchbanks. the poet; Pedro De
Cordoba, as the Reverend Morrell;
Ernest Cossart as Mr.. Burgess;
EIizabeth patterson as Prossy,
the stenographer, and Gerald
Hamer as the Reverend Alex
ander Mill. The matinee days
are Wednesday and Saturday.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
CHEVY CHASE LAKE
Dancing.

Advent of real summer days
also has marked the crowding Of
Chevy Chase Lake nightly with
hundreds of eager dancing en-
tllusiasts. The two crack Meyer
Davis bands now on duty there
are pronounced the best ever"
by condoisseurs Of syncopation.
Ben Levine, banjoist and special
entertainer, has made an un-
qualified hit with lake patrons,
the great majority of whom
have dbeen following his career
on the radio and find it spe-
coal treat to witness his antics
in person. Levine has a remark
able Unborn sense Of rhythm and
this congenital gift gives to his
performances a snap and vervs
lacking frequently in the acts Of
the most painstaking entertainers
who are forced to depend more Or
less on careful practice than on
the inspiration and inborn vitality
that are the very life Of all jazz
numbers.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
Tribute to G. & s.

Probably the greatest tribute
ever paid to Gilbert and Sullivan
by celebrities of the American
stage took place Wednesday night
at the Forty-fouth Street Theater,
New York, in conjunction with the
Messrs. Shuberts' revival of ''The
Mikado," when over 100 prom.
inent players paid homage to
the memory OF the famous col
laborators.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
AMBASSADOR
81 Want NV Man. !"

Milton Sills. Doris Kenyon,
May Allison, Phyllis Haver. Paul
Nicholson and Kate Bruce appear
in First Nationals II Want NY
Man" at CrandalI's Ambassador
the first three days Of next week.
The comedy will be Larry Semon's
"The Dome Doctor" On Wednes-
day and Thursday the chief Of
fering will be 'sThe Mirage" with
Florence Vidor and Give Brook.
The comedy will be "a Rasp-
berry Romance" featuring Ben
Turpin. A new Screen Al
manac'' also will be shown. FRI
days feature will be "A Cafe In
Cairo" starring Priscilla Dean.
A new series OF two-reel drama
let's, "The Pacemakers," by III.
c.. witwer, features George o.
Hara and Alberta Vaughn. Hal
Roach's Grief in Bagdad" will
be another added starter. On Sat-
urday, Harry Carey will star in
Beyond The Border" and the
comedy will be Christie's Great
Guns" A new Lyman III. Howe
Hodge Podge" viii be screened,
and the second installment OF
"Sunken Silver"
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
TIVOLI-
Buster KeaItOn.

Buster Keaton will occupy the
screen at Crandall's Tivoli the
first two days of next week in
"Seven Chances" The added
laughmaker will be Mack SEN
nett's "The Lions Whiskers, ;"
with Madeline Hurlock conspicu.
ously cast. A Pathe Newsrcel
will also be shown. On Tuesday
and Wednesday, Lew Cody and
Renee Adoree in MAN and
Maid" an engrossing drama sup
plemented by Al st. John in
Dynamite Doggie," new
Screen Almanac" and special
offering, 'Shadowland." a clever
ly animated songreel. Norman
Kerry and Mary Philbin co-star
in Fifth Avenue Models" Thurs
day and Friday; the second in
stallment of "The Pacemakers, !"
starring George O'Hara and Al
berta Vaughn. and "Zowie," a
startling stereoscopic reel. are
also listed. On Saturday cnly
Johnny Walker and Gladys HUI
lette will be pictured in "Slan.
derers,'' with Lige Conley supply
ing the fun in wide Awake"
A Grantland Rice "Sportlight"
also will be shown, and at the
matinee the tenth installment Of
idaho"
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
PALACE
Jack LondOn's adventure. %

A brilliant cast that includes
Pauline Starke, Tom Moore. Wal
lace Beery. Raymond Hatton,
Walter McGraiI. Duke Kahana-
moku and many others, will be
seen in Victor Fleming's superb
Paramount production of Jack
London's famous novel. "Adven.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21

thing from naughty to just plain
dirt, but It seems to have
caught on with the Broadway
masses who are just now revel-
ling in what the cynics call,
"illeritimate drama.
The Washington times., 1925-05-21
GLEN ECHO PARK
Outdoor Resort.

Glen Echo Park, Washington's
fnvorite fun resort, is now open
for the summer season, and offers
8 neogo Of varied fun features,
The Washington times., 1925-05-21

Julian zolnay, celebrated artist
sculptor,
Fifteen applicants coming from
washington, Baltimore and cities
in Virginia. West Virginia and
North Carolina, who have been Sc
Iected from among hundreds Of
applicants by Edward j. Wall,
personal representativ Of Jesse
{ L. L4asky, first vice president Of
Famous Laslxy. will pass
before the judges. From this
number five will be selected for
further tests at New York before
Mr.. LaslKy and another committee
Here they viii compete with the
successful applicants from Mother
sections OF the country and those
who pass the rigors Of the film
tests will comprise the first class
at the school which will start at
the Famous Players Long Island
studio, July 90, and will continue
for six months.
The examination Monday at
Wardman Park will include q.
bathing suit review.
"As Man Desires cliff Bowes
will furnish the fun in Rock
Bottom. !" Jackie Coogan will
star Thursday and Friday IN
Willard Mack's THE Rag Man"
Bobby Vernon will contribute fur.
ther laughter in Christie's Don't
Pinch" and a new Screen AL.
manac" will be added. On Sat
urday Lon CLANCY in The Mon
ster," supplemented by Mack
Sennett's two-reeI comedy, Cid
dap" Short reels and special
pipe organ music daily.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-08-28
LAS DAMAS
(CorYeo de la Mujer)

PRIMERA, Ponce No me mo-
lesta listed en- 10 mas minimo, por
ell contrario, ~encuentro placer en-
poder contestar todas u pregun-
tas, las cuales encuentro muy att
nadas.
1am Escriba n carta en- csc
sentido al senior Luis O'Neill, BIZ
bliotecario de la Carnegie" Y ten
dra muchisimo gusto en- darle to-
das las indicaciones n~ecesarias a
csc respecto.
Pa ST tiene listed compromise
serio con su novio, debe por 10
menos prevenirlo del riesgo que
CORE at~endiendo a su ex-novia.
Muchas wees los hombres Sc valen
de muchas enganifas Y hasta ira
tan de parecer ante los ojos de su
novia como un martir de los Cir
teos' de alguna "flapper' cuando
en- verdad encuentran en este gran
placer. Sin embargo, una cosa es
guardian las reglas de la urbanidad
Y ctra es pasar por sobre elias.
3a.- Creo que no estarial bien
en- listed (particularmente) ell leer
libros de Vargas Villa. Hay muchos
y muy buenos autores cuya lectu-
ra ell hara mucho mas bien que
~cualouier novela del "enemigo de
las m~uieres" y tambien de la de-
%cencia.
MIRTO, Ponce Los celos, que
rida sonora, es un NAL intrinseco
en- los habitantes de las zonas to
rridas, ha dicho alguien; Y 70 es-
toy por creerlo. Pero en- su carta
listed no me ha explicado por que,
nj de quien tiene celos. Como quie
ne que yo paeda darle un c~onsejo
81 Sc ha olvidado 10 principal? No
me vaya a tildar de curiosa, por
81 c~ontrario, mientras mas laconi-
cas- las cartas, mas me ~interesan,
porque me facilitan ell trabajo.
Estoy a ordenes en- todos4 los
momentos. Siento mucho interes
por Ieer su proxima carta y espero
poder dar a listed un lenitiyo a
csc "mal".
LIBERTAD, Concerto Me doy
cuenta exacta de la triste situa-
ci0n en- que Sc halla. Els verdade-
ramente lamentable que no haya
listed acudido mucho mas antes
y er ell periodic de convalescencia d.
tuvo su esposo despues del primer
ataque de Influenza" donde an es-
pecialista. Envie una carta expli-
cando su situacion y Ell pron6stico
del medico, hospital en- que Sc en-
cuentra recluido y todas las carac
teristicas de la enfermedad desde
sus comienzos al Departamento de
tuberculosis, Departments de
Sandal, San Juan.
No crea listed que 20 opino que
esta enfermedad haya hecho presa
su esposo. Pero siempre es me
,jor para Ell medico de cabecera Y
para listed tambien sir a 10 segu-
70" en- casos como estos.
81 necesita mas indicaciones, ten
Dire mucho gusto en- suministrarse-
las.
UNA ESPANOLA,. Mayagiiez.
extraer los dientes sin raiz,
sin necesidad de acudir a donde IN
dentista, me parece no Sc ha in
ventado procedimiento rapido algu
no, todavia.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-08-28
BANCo TERRITORIAL Y
AGRICOLA DE PUERTO RICO
sEccIoN DE AHoREos


Habiendo sufrido exsravio la Ii
breta ndmero 81, expedida por
nuestra Agencia de Guyana a nom
bre de dona MoNSERRATE HER
NANDEz viuda de PAsTRANA,
Sc hace saber; que pasados treinta
dias despues de la primera publ
cacion de este anuncio sin que ter
cera persona Sc haya presentado a
reclamar sn mejor derecho s. lie
expedira ell correspondence duph-
cado quedando sin valor la origi.
nal.
San JUAN, P. R.,
IS de agosto de 1925.
FL Secretario,
P. ROoAFoRT.
(Anuncio).
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-08-28
Rapido para
Suprimir las Arrngas
ode La Gu1A DE BE1IHzA,

Isl Ia mujer moderna solo supiese
que no es dificil conseryar 81 contor-
no ~juvenil Y 10 tersura atereiopelada
de Ia tell Toda mujer detesta la idea
do una toz arrugada Y flaeida. Y cast
tcde~ han eXuerimentado con alguna ella
Sc de remedio de patente, con ell deseo
de suprimir dicho estado 0 de impedirlo.
En- realidad, ell remedio mas eficaz que
eSistc On ell mundo es uno que puede
hacerse en- casa, en- muy POGO tempo.
T6mese una onza (2S gramos) de Saxo-
lite pulverizado puro Y disuelyase en- un
cuarte de litro de bay rum. ingredien
tes que pueden conseguirse en- cualqaier
droguerfa. Apliquese esta soluci6n re-
freFeante a la cara, todos los dias. Los
resdltados son sorprendentes q instan-
taneos Sc nota una mejorfa indudable,
ada despu6s de la primera APPLICATION.
Las arrugas son menos manifiestas Y
In tee da una sensation de firmeza y
eomodidad que es dc 10 mas delicioso.
Anuncio.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-08-28
Por Laura de Medicis

Pa Use, para riZar ell cabello,
cerveza tibia. Varias a~blucSones al
dia con este procedimiento lorna
ran bien pronto ell cabello mas la
clio, an IN rizo encantador.
8a.- Para las manchas product
das por las viruelas, hay un rene
do efieaz y muy sencillo en- sp pre-
paracion:s
Sc busca, un pedazo de scarne de
ternera recien muerta, sstngrando,
todavia %caliente, Y Sc aIslica So
bre las parties marcadas,. conser-
vandola como cataplasma durante
toda la noehe. Sc hace esta opera
cion todas las noches.
la Para ell zarpuIIflo pruebe
jabon "Germicida" y luego "Sto-
raxol'. Da muy buenos r~esultados.
MARIA, San juan Sc equivo-
co en- la fecha, por agosto puso
Julio, pero al fin despues de buscar
rauchos papeles encontr6 la receta
! que me dice: les esta? 2:
Aqua oxigeneda, 40 parties.
Vaselina, 20 parties.
Lanolina, 80 parties.
Esta preparation depilatoria es
inofensiva. Puede usarla de no.
che al aeostarse V lavarse bien la
cara al abandonar ell lecho. No
hace dano al cults.
! ROSA DE FUEGO, Gaayanilla.
la Els para mi un grandfsimo
| pesar Ell no poderle contestar su
primera pregunta. ST me inclinara
a recetarla, Sc enojarlan los fabri-
cantes de otras narcas de poma-
das ante ell reclame de esa en- par
t'cular. y. 81 por el contrario lie
a%consejara no usarla Sc enoiaria ell
fabricante y hasta me pondria plei
to por desacreditar su mercancia.
va We listed en- la posicion que me
encuentro. Me situo en ell justo
medic.
2a5-La cerveza para rizar ell
Ipelo paede usarla en- ~cualquier mo-
mento. Dejandofa secar ola me-
jores resultados. Pone ell pelo bas-
tante castano. Cualquier clase de
cerveza que use le dara los mis-
mos resultados.
3a.- Para dar brillo a los ojos
use aqua boricada tibia.
UNA CURIOSA, Salinas No
es usted majadera como en- su ear
ia pone. Por. ell contrario me es
listed la mar de simpatica. Mucho
me place haya obtenido buenos re-
sultados de las recetas que ha pro
bado. Els n recompensa que me
estimula en- mi deber.
Ia Para impedir que enca-
nezean los cabellos, Sc mezclan so
gramos de vino tinto (todaviafes
facil encontrarlo) o un gramo
de sulfato de hierro y hacerle her
vir durante un minute. Despues Sc
deja enfriar Y Sc l~ocionan los ca
hellos dos wees por, semana, sin
enjuagarlos despues. Este proceed
miento lie dara muy buenos result
tados.
"a Escribaine otra vez expli-
candome que clase de manchas
tiene en- la cara, para darle una
receta.
SONNTA, Guayanilla.- mo es1
listed la misma Rosa de Fuego"?
la Para los barrillos de la ca
IN fr6tese con zumo de ~puerros
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-08-28


Sr. Don Juan B. Huyke,
Gomisionado de instruction
sPdblica,
San Juan, Pto. Rico.
Mi estimado compaheros Y frater-
nal amigos
Sin duda alguna, los que lean es
ia mi carta a listed soareiran ma
liciosanente. Pensaran que esta
rnisiva envuelve un fajazo a listed
para algun hospitalilIo de tubercu4
iosos o dementes en- Junees. Pen
sara Ell lector que be de usar las
frases mas galantes y finas en- ell
curse de esta earta para ir CO.
razon adentro y demandar de us
ted unos cuantos dolares en- be-
neficio de los que necesitan. No es
asi. He llegado a la conclusion
cue aquf, en- Puerto Rico, no sc
puede pedir a los pobres perque
no tienen y a los ricos porque eHos
no saben hacer uso de sus rique-
zas.
Ademas, listed es pobre, relati-
Vamente pobre. Su riqueza es un
tesoro de i~nagotables generosida-
des. Y, por desgracia, con esas RI
Guezas no podemos remediar los
males que agobian a este pals. 81
fuera listed rico, no titubearia en-
hacer de mi carta un recamo en-
bien de los pobres de Juncos, pue-
bio por cuyas ~actividades no des-
canso un solo minute de mi vida.
Nc. A mi carta lie lleva otro pro
p6sito tan elevado como ell de pc
dir para los desheredados de Ia
fortuna. Ell pedir para I'M pueblo
desheredado hasta de la n1ano de
Dies misne. Hay I'm cargo de gran
responsabilidad vacante en- su De-
partamente. Estuvo ocupado por
una mujer cue, a pesar de sas re-
Ivelantes condolences personales pa
IA ell cargo, fracaso, como fracasa-
ia TODD aauel cue 10 ,xaya. a des-
enfpeiar sin ell endoso de nuestro
ra{ss Preteader triunfar en- Iucha
in1til contra la corriente de la
-
(cebolla pequena) mezciado con
igual cantidad de leche azucarada.
Hacese secar sobre los b~arrillos,
que. oaen sin dejar manchas.
"a Contra las pecas pruebe
esta soluci6n: diez granos de boz
rax EN- solucion de 100 de aqua de
rosas, leche de aimendras, unas GO
tas de tintura de benjui Y 200 gra-
mos de polisufuro de potasa en-
I'm litro de aqua. Sc deja secar So
bre la piel despues de haberla
lavado con aqua tibia.
3a. I'm medic nluy sencillo pa
ra hacer grocer las pestanas cor.
siste en- ell empleo de la pomada
trikogena Y cortar las extremida-
des de elias cineo o seis veees. por
mes.
UNA enthusiastic, Santurce.
-Perdoneme 81 no he podido con-
testarle todavia. Pero el plan que
listed me expone requiere un estu-
dio detenido. Oportunamente lie
contestare y de SECURE quedata
~satisfecha. Escribame cuantas We
ces quiera. Una ojeada. a su carta
me ha convencido de que es listed
una mujer extraordinaria. Me es
naay simpatica en- todas Il mani
festaciones y me agfadaria sobre
manera conocerla personaimente.
MARIANELA, Ponce He deja
do adrede para mas luego la con-
testacion a su carta. Proximamen-
re lie indicare un metodo nlny "a
ell Y que en- muchas o~casiones. ha
dados epimos frutos.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-08-28

PRIMERA, Ponce Nc me mo-
lesta listed en- 10 mas mfnimo, por
ell co~ntrario, encuentro placer en-
poder ~contestar todas sus pregun-
tas, las cuales encuentro muy att
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1925-03-28
HUGHES SEES RED AND FADES OUT

! purchase $500 worth OF future for her
son. The future teller caressed the
then smooth face of little Hughsie
and said: 81 can see in your innocent
eyes that you will be a great man.
When you grow into manhood you will
run for president but tho you will run
hard the only thing it will bring you
will be short breath. Another man
Wilson will beat you. But don't get
discouraged. You will be a great man.
Men of wealth and position will come
to you for favors and you will be paid
handsomely. You are destined to be
leader of men. You will lead them
thru the wilderness of Washington to
the oily land of Mexico and you will
not lead empty handed.
"But there is one warning make to
you: Beware of the color of red.
The color of red will play a dominant
part in your life. Whenever you see
red-run."
Well, many years have passed since
that memorable day but the fear Of
red and the warning Of the gypsy
never left the field of Hughsie's con
seriousness. He even forbids his wife
the use or rouge and his children
never wear red ribbons or ties. But
as the saying goes you cannot escape
your fate.
1t happened that In distant coun-
try a peasant woman by the name Of
Russia gave birth to a red giant. The
giant, his name was Revolution, from
tiny infant grew to such proportions
I that soon his head reached the
shores Of America. His red rays pene-
trated the marble stone Of the White
House laboratory where Mr.. Hughes
was busy on a new anti-red expert.
ment. And for the first time in his
life Mr.. Hughes saw Red
He was found uncoscious. They
called Professor Coolidge. an expert
on that particular disease. After fu-
tile effort to bring the Frustrated
Hughes to life the professor pro-
nounced him politically dead. The flu
neral was held on the 4th Of March.
His resting place is Bermuda.