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New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
Member Aodlt Bnreau of CIrcuIatlon,

whs \. B, C. Ha national organisation which fu-nishcs newspapers and a1}cr' tisers with stret'g honest anal sis o' circulation. our rirru'at.on statsils ara based upon trls audit. Thls irsIrcs protection against traud n rewsparer distrlhuttoR Ngl.es to both uatonal and local ad& ert' ssrs.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
JUST 4 SMITH!
 By Myrtle NJ. smith Snmctinnes Feel This WAY

JUST 4 SMITH!
 By Myrtle NJ. smith Sometimes | Feel This Way Of all the Smiths who flock about the earth, The female of the species is, l wager, More deadly tired than the male, of
 mirth Caused by her name: just listen. when they page 'er, To goofs who rdicule her patrony-
 mic; To would-be wits who cleyerly de-
 ride Tho mob of common Smiths; 10
 chaps who mimic A sympathy for all the Smiths
 thus guyed, Though she he rich, or beautiful, or
 clever. Of sweet rcnown she'll never feel
 the tang. Her names in the directory forever; She's just another Smith, lost in her gang. Surely, there does not live a single woman Who'd trade her name for such a crude cognomen. { And Sometimes I feel This Way i Confronted with your gibcs, I yet
 maintain 'Tis better to be Smith than katt,
 or Grundy; would not even change my name
 10 Sunday. From out the matrimonial moose I'd wiggle,
 Had l been snared by one of those
 sad ginks Who signs his checks with such a
 name as Biggle, Or Looney, Pfaffenberger, Potts or
 links. 'Twould be too out-of-dato 10 be a
 Drinkwine, 1 And yet no worse than Nut, or
 Hoop, or Moose; What could compense Hickey
 Quirk. or WagIcin, A varter, Wang, Mansperger
 Loop, or Goose? Measured by these, Smith classy
 seems, yet human; A genial wholesome, excellent
 cognomcn,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
Pun Points

(In Jingle-JangIe Mannerl Some men have system entirely their own; I have 10 a system with many loan. Joseph ran Friedburgh.
  Her mother sct Miss Sally sweeping And that is why Miss Sal'y's weep ing.
 Samuel W. HoIkc.
  \ poor mans daughter Richard would not wed, But Richard daughter marry her, said.
 Lillian Teinberg, He could not do much with hi' knees But woke the echoes with his snco2c
 -- Esther Thurman.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
Ry CHARLES P. STEWART
 NEA Service Writer

" T4N EET NIII " TTV-7
 Washington, May 22-BctWeen the lines of all the obituaries published by the Washington newspapers a few days ago, following the death Of Allan F.. Walker prominent real estate man and builder of the cap i,al. runs a story quite distinct from that of the career the various
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
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rbs Assocla:ed Press ls exclusively en' titled Ca tho uss for republication of al news credi u5 to tt or not otherwise credited 'n ths parer and also 10. al Asws published htrsin.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
station

'I confded the secret Of OUT en, gagement 10 three of my deares friends "Thrce all told ," Yes, all told"
 M. Grady.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22

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New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
TSSSs Fun, ch0b
 MAXsoN EWitlIL JtnuL
MAxsoN HHAuN NnuL

Oh yes, we've gone to gardening, Folks. Along with all the rest of you, And hope the while we plant our jokes, We'll maybe raise laugh or two!
 
 The Direct Route Pemberton: Do you think will ever make success as an author?" Editor Gan you afford 10 go to Europc?"
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22

Trs only profitable sdvsrtlsuE medium
 in tho City, Circulation tooha and prsso room always open to advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22

Senator and Mrs, Burton K. Wheeler have decided on Marion
 Montana as the first and second .nam4s of their new little girl Marion is for Senator Robert Marion La Toilette. Montana is for the Whcelcrs' home state, Both the senator and his wife have been Idclugcd with tolegrams from th"re
 ever since their daughters birth.
 urging them 10 call her after it,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22

tachcs 10 him, as an individual. But Washington tenants footed the bill and the bill. of many an- other real estate man in these last eight years.
 An attache Of one of the Latin American legations here, a small, dark man, with keen, black eyes. H raven mustache and high-bridged, Orcntal-looking nose, told me this story: Visiting New York recently, he had occasion to travel by the IL" so asccnded 10 a station plat. form and was waiting, inoffensivcIy, for his train. when he was set on by q gang of young hoodlums of the type common to Manhattan's Lower East Side
 Roughly - and intentionally -- hustled and hustled. he lost his temper. "Quect cet," he exclaimed, "I wccl ave you arrest Some thing in his accent caught one of the young ruffian's attention. ,"What arc you"" he asked sharply. I"Un Central Americana" he joined 'the diplomat. Hey. fcllers," cried 1the youth. springing into action with Ithc mortified expression Of q parti- ripant in a lynChing bee who sud denly discovers the wrong man is being strung up. Hay off, Lay
 off, He ain't kikc,'
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
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5aUIELE5 7A|E on BRUSH kUTTRjko IT crE hLL DR,LD UR I'll FAY
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
SnaDshOtS Of A Man By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Pntinn The Cap On The Tooth Paste Ns..pn Syndicate
C. N Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate

SEARCHES TOR CApTO L0ATL5 T BLH'hD B01- RLPLAcE 1T ON UBE D06- IF 0G T-P0AT GnR5lE 6CNE IT. HE 7UT IT PIGuI IND 1TAQ-5 PUIIIN1 Y DOWN HCRL SONC- BA-t tN
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22

You cant blame the blue lau. A reputation like that would make anybody blue,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
FactsandFancies
 BX ROBERT CULLEN

After au the final test of good manners Is matrimonY,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22

Tho first drink doesn't always lea 10 anothcr--not If it's white mule.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22

One good way to save money to make moro than you can spend,
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
BOY USED AS RUNNER FOR
 ALLEGED LIQUOR SELLER
Gold Street Man Said to Have Elm rloyed Son to Keep
 Up Supply

The cases against Tony Kacha- nowicz of 107 Gold street and Jo- seph Walczyk of Silver street, charged in police court today with violating the liquor laws, were con- tinusd until January 13 for trial. Walczyk is the manager of a store at 42 Grove street. and Kochanowicz Is the owner, according to the all legations of the police.
 The arrest of the men resulted from information the police received that Kasimir Kachauowicz. IS, son of the owner, has been employed at salary of s4 week to transport liquor from a hiding place to the store. The place was watched last night and when the boy made his appearance, the police went into the store and seized a bottle of alleged liquor from his person.
 Kachanowicz has been arrested on three previous occasions for violating the liouor laws. The boy was arrest- ed on charges of violating the liquor laws and was arraigned in juvenile court this morning.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10

Dionne has already served one year and three months in jail in competitor with the theft of the ma chine, having been prosecuted in the federal coart at Springfield, Mass. for violating the Dyer Act by taking the stolen machine from one state to another.
 KopacZ Fined $50.
 Michael Kopacz, proprietor of a cobbler shop at s4 Dwight street, was found guilty of violating the H. quor laws and was fined $50 and costs. He entered a plea of not guilty. He was arrested yesterday by Policeman Thomas J. Feeney after the policeman visited his shop and seized a gallon of alcohol.
 Had No Drivers License.
 William F.. Sears, charged with op- crating d motor vehicle on Novcm- Der 10 without an operators license, was fined $5 on his plea of guilty. He was arrested this morning by State Policeman Bang after the con- pletion of an investigation by the state police of an accident on Hart street in which Sears was involved Sears told the court that he was driving some company home when the accident occurred that resulted in his arrest.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
RADIO IS FAILURE
Cannot Be Used to Communicate
 With Entombcd Miners.

Washington, Jan. 10.-Radio as a means of communication between entombed miners and surface rescue parties has proved practicable, the interior department announced today in describing bureau of mines experi- ments extending over several years.
 Highpower equipment necessary for communication over distances of even 1000 to 2,oro feet through stra- ia, the bureau said, would be too bulky. heavy and complicated, and at the same time too fragile and deli cate for practical requirements.
 It was stated, however, that there is some promise in the application of wired wireless" or line radio, which consists of transmission alongFmetal- lie conductors such as waterplpes, compressed air pipes, power and lighting circuits and mine car tracks.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
AGED MOTHER ASKS
 SON TO SURRENDER
Arkansas Gunman Agrees to Request Of 84 Year Old Mother
By The A..yul.ted Pr....

By The Assvulated Press
 Ozark, Ark, Jan. l0,--Pleas of his aged mother. Mrs. Francis McLaugh- lin, St, that he give himself up and avert bloodshed, caused Neal Mc- Laughlin. mountaineer. living in Jethro, Ark. 12 miles northeast of Ozark, to surrender himself 10 off cers. Mclaughlin, wanted on sta tutory charge, 4ccording to Franklin county officials, is in jail at Ozark.
 Mclaughlin, crack shot and man of proven courage, has been sought by officers of the law for months, according 10 reports and on one occasion not many weeks ago was arrested but in some manner escaped, and, going back to his home went about his daily tasks unmo- tested. The fact that he was not apprehendcd caused much criticism and one of the promises Sheriff Zeb Davis is said to have made when he ran for office was to capture the bad man."
 True to his promise. Sheriff Davis summoned his forces today and mov- ed on McLaughlln's mountain cabin. With him he took eight national guardsmen, sworn in as deputy sher- ifs and two machine guns. The guardsmen and machine guns were sent to the aid of the sheriff after a. request had been made 10 Brigadicr II. L. McAlester.
 The Mclaughlin cabin was sur rounded and state of siege begun, for the mountaineer refused to sur render, and for fear that women and children were in the cabin the ma chine guns were not used.
 There remained an impasse until early tonight when McLaughlin's aged mother. walking across the mountains to the scene Of the trou- ble, was admitted to the cabin. Her pleas that Neal surrender bore fruit. Sheriff Davis was admitted to the cabin.
 Mclaughlin covered Davis with his gun and, telling nm ~to So i''o the yard, said that he would follo" and give himself up. The sheri'f went into the yard and Mclaughlin surrendered.
 several years ago Mclaughlin was sentenced to death after heins convicted of g. statutory charge, pu' the sentence was commuted to lire imprisonment by Governor Broush Records show that Mclaughlin es' caped in 1917 ard there all kno"l' edge of the case ended as far a' could be ascertained in Little Kocf today.
 Whether the mountaineer wa pardoned is not known and llttle III formation has been obtained con corning the details of the preseh charge against him.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
City Items

Co. I, C. N. C.. will he paid off at its drill Monday evening in the state armory.
 victrolas and Pianos at Morans- advt.
 John F. Lash. local automobile dealer. is confined to his home on Stanley street with grip.
 Home Cooked Lunches, Crowelrs. --advt.
 Paul Zehrer and son, George, are on their way to Florida by automo- bile to spend the winter months. They are reported to have reached North Carolina.
 Hat sale. broken lots, s2,0o Fitch Jones.-advt. John Sloan, Jr., has been named by Secretary Clarence II. Barnes of the Y. NJ. C. 4. as chairman of the banquet delegation committee for the state Y. NJ. c. A. convention Sat urday night.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
WAS POWERFUL STUFF
Three Drinks of This Whiske!
 Knocks Man Out For Month.

Trenton. N. J., Jan. 1e.-Whiskey' three drinks of which is said to have "knocked out" witness for d month was alleged to have been sold at the polish-American Volunteers club house at Harlrson, N. J., which the government is trying to paddock in United States district court, here. The witness produced by Assistant United States District Attorney Bes- son, said he had bought a bottle of whiskey at the clubhouse, took three drinks and was forced to remain in bed for thirty days.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
LANDLORD IS SUED

Newark. N, J., Jan. iO.--suit for sS,OO0 was filed here today against q landlord charged with slamming his door in the face of a complaining woman tenant.
 Mrs, Sarah Dombress charged that she she called on Jacob Gelford. to complain of the condition of her apartment. he slammed his door in her face, knocking her unconscious She asks for damages Of si,0oO and her husband Jacob Dombross. asks s1,0OO to cover expenses said to have been ncccssitatcd by his wlfe's in- jury,
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
OFFICE BOYS WANT GAMES

The Stanley Works office boys have formed a basketball team. The Office Boys would like to hear from the following teams; Boys club Jrs., Y. NJ. c. A. Jrs., Tsggers A. C., Cen tral Jr. High school. Elihu Burritt Jr. high school. Evening school, Eagles A. C., or any other team. Our average is between 1O0-110 pounds, For games write to Manager Ted Annunziata, Stanley Works, Infor- nation Dept, New Britain, Conn.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
Evangelist Shoots Wife
 Who Courts Other Man

Huntingdon, B. C.. Jan. io.--Rey. R. T. Anderson, Evangelist. was ar rested here yesterday charged with shooting Of his wife. The shooting occurred at the home of sister-in- law after the Evangelist Is alleged 10 have received a telephone message that his wife had gone there to meet another man.
 "The shooting was aocidental.' Mir. Anderson said. We were scuffling over gun and 1t went off,"
 Mrs Anderson is expected to re- cover
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
TREATS CUSTOMERS
 ID LITTLE DRINK
Schiock Said to Have New Way
 to Attract Trade

Tn these days of keen competition when all manner of Innovations are being brought into play by business men to attract business and hold 1t, Stanley Schiock, proprietor of store at II Grove street, felt 1t nec- ossary to employ an unusual method 10 hold his cust omers, and this was to treat them to q "shot" of liquor once in a while, according to the stories told Judge Benjamin w. AL ling in plice court this morning. Schiock was arrsigned on charge of violating the liquor laws as re- suit of the seizure of about two and one-half quarts of liquor in his place on January 8.
 Atty. C. J. Danaher of Meriden ap- peared for the defendant, and en- livened the proceedings by his viz orous cross examination of several .of the policemen who testified sainst Schiock. A. note book owned by Patrolmap William O'Mara which has played an important part in many liquor cases before the court was the cause of technical battle between Danaher and Prosecutor Joseph c. Woods, the defense att tcrney obiecting to O'Mara reading from the book when he was request cd to do so by Prosecutor Woods.
 paraher gained his point and the patronan for the first time was de- nied the privilege of refreshing his memory by using his notes as the court ruled that Prosecutor Woods had failed to establish a foundation upon which the book could be ad- mitted.
 In dismissing one of the witnesses for the defendant. Prosecutor Woods said we'll take care of you later aud Danaher jumped to his feet and asked the court to order the state- nlent withdrawn, claiming that the witness had been threatened. but Judge Alling ruled that the witness
 had been dismissed when the re-
 mark was made and he could not
 order 1t recalled,
 After listening to all the evidence
 in the case, the court discharged the
 defendant, saying that the evidence
 was insufficient to hold him,
 Schiock was arrested after the DO
 lice went to his store and searching
 the store and tenement, found tn liouor in the kitchen. He is alleget to have told them that he had i tt
 give to his good customers 10 en
 courage them to continue trading with him. He said that he purchased
 1t in New Haven a week betor' Christmas,
 The police testified that they haV' watched the store on d number 0 occasions and seen men go in ther and some out under the influence 0
 liouor. There were five men seate'
 in the place when the polich ralde' , it, according 10 their testimony, an' } three of them were under the In l lluence of liquor,
 Dionne Bound Over. . Joseph Dionne of 1S2 High stree | was bound over for the March tern of Superior court under bonds o r s75O when he pleaded guilty 10 . charge Of stealing an automobil l from Lake street in June. 1923. ,H : was represented by Attorney MI
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
FIRE DESTROYS BLOCK
one Woman Unaccountcd For in s.OO,O00 Blaze Thought to Bc or Incendisry origin.

Newark, N, J., Jan. l0,--'Fire thought to be of incendiary origin. destroyed city block last night with one woman unaccounted for and scores driven into tho street. The damage was estimated at s20o,ooO.
 The fire started in the Reinhardt Department store on Springfield ave- nue and Quince street.
 Bremen rescued two girls and q woman from the third floor of the Reinhardt store building.
 From the Reinhardt store the flames spread to the Waxman haber- dashery. the Goldberg and Company clothing store, the salpor Jowelry
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10

store, and the stien Clothing store.
 The name of the woman who was unaceounted for was not known. She had recently moved in a room on the second floor of the Reinhardt store.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10

although he Ia recovering his strength slowly tie collapsed after the game with Stanford New Years day at Pasadena
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
ST. PAUL WINS THIRD

St. Paul, Minn., Jan. 10.--Playing fast game, St Paul won Its thir1 straight contest of the season laA night when 1t defeated Duluth, to 1 in the United States Amateur Hockey league.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
Dinnne Bound Over.

Joseph Dionne of 1S2 High street was bound over for the March term of Superior court under bonds ol $75O when he pleaded guilty 10 q charge Of stealing an automobilH from Lake street in June. 1923. ,He was represented by Attorney Ml- chael A. Sexton.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10

Jim Crowley, backfeld star O. the Notrs Dame eleven, who has been ill in 6 San Francisco hospital since lsst Saturday, probably will be able to return to South Bend, Ind, next week. His condition Is satisfactory,
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10

Indications ars the Chicago Cubs will be without the services of Charley Hollacher, formerly their star shortstop, at the start of the season. Previously it had been re- ported Hollocher would not go to California fir spring training, but would condition at St. Louis. Tester day William veeck, Cub president, reported Hollocher still was ailing. although in better health than when he left the team late last season and Shorty Adams probably would start at short.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10

The growing host of college ath- letes who have made good in profes- sional sports has anther member in "Yeinio" Hendricks, until recently an Oklahma university football star. Tn his debut last night as profess sional boxer, Hendricks gained de- cision at Oklahoma City over Pat Corbett, Fort Worth, Tex, welter- weight.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10

"StrarglAr" Lewis, who lost his heavyweight wrestling championship Thursday night to Wayne Mum, for mer University of Nebraska football star, was resting easily in a Kansas City hospital today. Ho suffered sprained joint at the base of the spine when he was tossed out of the ring.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10

They have stortcd naming cham pions on the Pacific Coast only ID days after the length of bouts was increased from four rounds 10 r.. Ace" Hawkins. T Nebraska light weight, is the new Pacific Coast ti;lohoder' in that division. He took a decision over Tommy Carter Of Los Angeles al Hollywood last night and gained q belt offered by the American Legion as enhlematic of the championship.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10

Martin and his opponent, Ausle Pisano, were ordered out of the ring after three rounds of pushing mad hauling. The title was not at stake as Pisano weighed four pounds more fan the weight limit - z. !lartin may draw suspension '' 'hi the New York State Athletic com- mission, sni yet his previous good record may react to his favor.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10

John r. tChick) Meehan, new football coach at New York univer- sity will report about February 1 and run the candidates through about six weeks of spring practice, according to official announcement, Meehan IS satisfied that the schedule for his first year Is strong enough, with Co., lumbia, Rutgers and Fordham among the opposing teams.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10

Like most of the truly greats ln their respective divisions, PaaVo Nurn,i, Finlands crack middle dis ta nee star, has no regard for the &C., cspted Fundamentals in training. He trains in his own way and he dcfies the world to say his way isn't the best. Between races at Madi- son Square Garden Tuesday night Nurmi munched an apple. while Hay. Watson, Hahn, Booth and other American stars looked on in swc. 1ut Nurmi only smiled munched away and then stepped out and broke another worlds record.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10

Eddie tCannonba,D Martin, cham pon of bantamwcight boxers, may lose trip 10 California where he expected to appear under the nc" 1a-round law, as a result of his fail ure to fight during 8 contest m Brooklyn Wednesday night.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-10
Speakine a g of S ports
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The winsted Goldenrods who play hero tonight have for number Of years enjoyed the reputation of hes- Ing oue of the beet outfits in the state.
 Tonight however, 1t probably will be Impressed upon them that there are other teams just as good--and little bit more.