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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

New York. June 25.-To ride along
the elevated lines through Manhat-
tan, Brooklyn, Harlem and the Bronx
is to hold kaleidoscope of life to
the eyes, each jar and curve of the
car changing the pattern.
Picture, then, a sultry evening
with heat waves dancing from the
tracks as the train weaves through
the buildings like a giant bobb1n
through the fabric of life.
There in wash basket on a fire
escape lies babe cooling up at a
lunmox of a woman, her hair
astring anu damp, the splotch of toll
upon her garment, haggard fatigue
in her face Yet she laughs and
jostles the basket up and down to
make the babe COO. Laugh, clown
laugh!
Now we see another woman with
thick pillow under her elbows as
she leans on the window sill looking
out upon the street, keeping tab or
the comings and goings Of her neigh.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25
SPIRITUAL RENAISSANCE

vent the western civilization from entering upon dark
age. Otherwise civilization is doomed medi-
evalism.
So says Glenn Frank sincere thinker, editor of the
Century Magazine and recently elected president of Wis
consin university.
"The reformation depends largely the rising of
truly spiritual leader who will have to be combination
of Francis Bacon and Billy Sunday Dr. Frank said This
leader will not be wandering free lance he said but
in official position possibly future president of the
United States.
1t is hard to believe that president of these United
States will have the burning desire change the spirituality
of the Nation The combination that Dr. Frank suggests is
logical, however. The man who will embody Bacon,
the philosopher and Sunday the Snowman evangelist will
appeal to both the thinkers and the ho-polloi.
1t though that the work of arousing the people
to spiritual reformation is the mission of the churches.
Squabbles modernism and fundamenalsm should be
reegaed to the limbo Of unmportan things The time has
for the churches grid their lon greater things.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25
YES, BEER IS INTOXICATING
BY Chester HI. R0well

Board of Temperance of the Methodist church calls
Noah Nero and Alexander the Conspicuous dunks of his
tory and points out that in their day wkey had not been
drunks the beverages touted non-ntoxicating
Unfortunately for the argument these historic DRINKS
all from southern climates, and consequently belong
the land wne half of the question: which does not
anything. Beer ,and wine. in modern agitation means
beer But if we must rely ancient examples rather
than modern experience illustrations also be given
from the essknown mythologes ofhe beerdrning north
In Beowu the oldest literary monument of English speech
the thegns of Hrohgar before druncen and neod
druncen; that is, 'beer drunk" and mead drunk And
the perhaps older Finnish ep the Kalevaa Ancient
Wananonen not only invented beer got drunk on So
depend literature the wine of Noah the mead
of Wanamonen, and the beer of Hrothgar all ntox
eating So is Pilsener
One investigator points that in bones and muscles the
higher apes to than to monkeys Another
has been investigating the thinking chmpanzees and finds
their minds to than to monkeys
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON
FIVE QUEER FELLOWS
Mi o. Mi began to laugh.


whats the matter?n asked the
Twins.
II was Just thinking, said the
Story Teller, that there is a use
for everything in the world"
do you know q story about it ?"
asked Nick, for the Twins were get
ting positively greedy. The more
stories they heard, the more they
wanted to hear.
"Yes", said Mi o. Mi. 1T is about
some queer. fellows who served q
prince, also about a beautiful prin-
cess and her bad stepmother and all
that. l don't suppose you would
care to hear it,"
Why" the children almost
shrieked, and they looked so funny
that Mi O. Mi had to laugh. Il was
only Joking" he said. "Of course, I
know you're simply crazy to hear all
about it.
"Well, once upon time there was
beautiful princess. She had every
thing in the world she wanted but
her stepmother. She didn't want
her-for the old lady made life about
as rough. as a cats tongue for the
poor girl
"And when she found that a hand
some young prince had fallen in love
with her beautiful stepdaughter, she
made it harder than ever. You've
no idea what that girl suffered.
well, sir, one day the prince was
going along and he met q perfectly
huge man. DO you need . servant =
asked the man.
emo more than a mountain said
the prince.
"'Oh, I'm not so. bad. I'm all
right in my, place., said the fellow.
"a big place, I'd. call it, said the
prince. But come along
Next he met . man with his ear
to the ground.
"'What's wrong!' asked the
prince.
Nothing and everything said
the man. I can hear everything in
the world and I'd like > job
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25
- FABLES ON HEALTH--------=--
DO YOU GET ENOUGH PAY?

en- are endesyoring to lengthen their
span of life by play schedules to fit
into their daily routine.
There. are scores of games q
grown-up may engage in. Golf is
excellent for persons whose consti-
tutions will not permit too vigorous
exercise.
Tennis is a good game, but it calls
for strenuous work, and is not adj
vised for persons with weak hearts.
If one can not play tennis or golf
there are scores Of other games.
The principal idea to keep in mind
in choosing play is exercise to suit
the condition of the body, and q
game that will give the mind rest
from the everyday routine work.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

been cooperating for years in en-
forcing that, And if the objection
is to trace discrimination" on whose
behalf do they raise it?
There had been discrimination in
their favor, as against the other
Asiatic races, for years. This law
merely removes it. Japan never OBJ
jected to being included with Chinese
and Indians in our naturalization
laws. This law merely applies the
same principle to immigration laws.
If there shall be no race" in
those laws. there can be no line
against the human floods of China
and India. If there is, then Japan
is demanding to be placed with the
European instead of with the Asiatic
races. Some Americans might listen
to that argument. But no other
Asiatics.
News Will Always Arouse Interest
The only way to arouse interest
in anything, in this news ridden
world, is to make news of it. And
start fight over it. Do that, and
you can make news, and therefore a
popular issue, of even the multiple
cation table, the ten commandments
and the eternal verities.
This is the reason why evolution
is in everybody's mouth. Except for
its momentary involvement in the
other issue Of freedom of knowledge
and teaching, there is nothing new
about evolution. 1t is no different
an issue than it has always been.
But law, lawsuit, and the par
ticipation of prominent men have
made it news. Therefore, everybody
is suddenly interested; and the peo-
pie will learn more about evolution
in three months from the newspa-
pers than they would in 80 years
from books.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

Have you forgotten how to play
Play is as natural to life as living!
Kittens, puppies lambs, children, all
young animals learn. to, play about
the first thing. ...t.l
= When the child grows into the
man, however, worry and work some
times take the place of play.
A sour disposition and physically
weak body are the result.
Play builds strong bodies and
healthy minds. 1t is conducive to a
happy dispo sition, perfect diges-
ton and uninterrupted sleep.
Because. recreation has been dis
covered by physicians to be one Of
the factors of health, men and .wom-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

| Two married people can live
cheaper than one single man in love.
| AS the brides say, a ring on the
| hand is worth two in the store.
With fur coats slowed away the
| moths are in soft
1t is dangerous to talk back to
| your wife. She might hear you.
Fine feathers make sad birds when
the bills come in.
AS girl looks so do the men look.
The skinny have a slender chance
of keeping cool, but the plump, they
have a fat chance.
You seldom hear a man brag about
what a good boy he was.
The clothes shat make the women
| are the clothes that break the men.
Cost of chicken dinner depends
on how many chickens you invite.
There is no excuse for a bache-
| loI's being good liar.
Chairs last longer if tacks are
| placed upright in the seat.
A porch swing may stay still and
| still go long ways toward landing
prospective husband.
| Our girls are not so fast. Takes
! them 25 years to reach 20.
Things are getting 80 it takes good
| rom an ice cream parlOr.
We can't understand what some
autoists are driving at.
Time it gets cool enough to go
to work it is time to 60 to bed.
! The most popular summer resort
is It's too hot to work."
The older a little girl gets the
more her candy costs.
Work was invented by people who
l
popular person is one who en-
| joys being bored.
| An Arctic explorer would be safer
if he would wait and go with his
relief party.
| Opportunity doesn't knock 1t
| boosts.
| A cynic is one who got mad and
quit playing.
Some women are so foolish they
| should have been men,
What is so rare as swim in
June?
These are the days when you can't
tell if it is a sawmill or a mosquito
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc. }
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25
LOAN SHARKS BUSY

Federal authorities wisely guarding former service
against the loan shark who seeks to pfer their bonus
certificates One money lender in San Antonio had
than 200 soldiers bonus certificates A stiff commission
charged for making loan and interest rates in
instances almost reached 1909.
Congress anticipated the proteer in passing the bonus
legislation. Anyone who accepts certificate security
for loan prior to Jan 1927 liable civil suit which
veteran recover 500 damages.
The United States has been doing some
effective work in guarding the benecares of the bonus
against various forms of fraud
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

from radio, Of laughter and grea
good fun.
And there's an old fellow sitting il
his undershirt, putting at pipe ant
watching us skid by.
And there woman over tut
putting overalls and denim jackets
to soak.
Did you see those three pickanin
mics in that window? All as alike a!
three peas in pod and each with I
lolly-pop?
We stop again. Look there, il
that window! Look at the man crawl
ing on all fours.. kid on his back
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25
bors. And on pillow beside her I

bors. And on pillow beside her a
snlppy-nosed dog.
The train stops and we behold in
a window a girl washing out flimsy
pink things, singing as she hangs
them on Kitchen line. Singing for
what? A tryst for the night, troth
to be pledged, marriage, and more
tenement babes to be coddled to
sleep on a fire escape at the end of
dav of drudgery Laugh. clown,
laugh!
glance of young couples dancing in
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25
TWO MILLION LAWS
(Collier's)

(IDIllpF 81
There seems to be one law TO,
the rich and one for the poor and
about . 900, 900 for the midu!e
class" Thus, with wit tinged by
pathos, the Memphis NewS-S Semi
: tar.
This year our books will be rich
re by, say $4,000 new state laws
that was the number bestowed
upon us in the last odd-numberej
year. Congress meakes' about 30'l
laws year, not counting the "pri-
vate bills Besides, there are
$4,000 county and municipal bodies
which probably make more than
ten ordinances apiece per year
Altogether it comes to 100000 an,
nually.
The grand total now in effect is
estimated by William p. Helm, Jr
to be above 10000 which happens
to be the very figure hit upon by
! our plaintive newspaper friend in
, Tennessee.
1t is a solemn thought, and sets
one 10 wondering how many KINDS
OF a lawbreaker it is possible to be
at one and the same time. Prob
ably none of us makes the daily
trip from house to office without
innOcently transgressing at least
twice or thrice. And what a pest a
man cou.d be by really knowing all
the laws, spying on neighbors and
passersby and pointing them out
to the policeman on the beat.
Buckle says somewhere that 1.-The
hest laws which have been. passed
have been those by which some
former laws were repealed" 1t
might be a good idea to have in
each state and at Washington a re
pealing body, charged with the
duty of repeating two OLD laws for
every new law passed. We suggest
that there ought to be a law to that
effect!
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25
Editorial Review

Comments reproduced in this
column may or may not express
the opinion Of The Tribune. They
are presented here in order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important issues which .ure
being discussed In the press Of
the day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25
Why Should Japan Have "Humilia
ton Day.?

Certain Japanese societies pro-
pose Humiliation day" on the an
niversarv Of the American immi-
grafton law. Inasmuch as they pro-
fess to object chiefly to the impolite-
ness Of the passage of the law, they
might better call an exaltation day,
to congratulate themselves on be-
longing to nation that does every
thing politely.
So far as the actual prevention of
immigration is concerned, they had
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25
AUTO DEATH RATE

Figures just compiled by the federal Department OF
Commerce indicate steady increase in the death rate
1t reached 10 per 100000 of the nations population
In 1924 in New York City alone 1O01 met death in automo
bile accidents Chicago next with $780, Detroit 305.
and Los Angeles 267.
These figures indicate the necessity for srcter control
of the automobile traffic Congested Streets imperfect sys
TENS of parking and Ineffective enforcement of speed ordi
all contribute to the auto death rate If this death
caused by epidemic, agency would be
directed to the eradication of the The nation seems
poweress and all Indifferent in forcing safety regulations
in the operation of automobiles. ndulgent parents allow
children speed the roads in high powered Many
the effects of liquor drive and often with
a reprimand a small fine.
Ultimately the auto death rate will force strict regu
laton of traffic 1t is approaching proportions now that
will awaken public opinion and force drastic In
1924 there 5000 deaths from automobile accidents as
against 4908 the year before
The use of the automobile and motor truck has expanded
so rapidly streets originally intended for horse drawn
vehicles that the problem imposes perpexing one upon
state and federal authorities.
Secretary Hoover has given traffic close study and from
his office excellent recommendations which
should form for restrictive in the interest
of public safety.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

Perhaps it would add needed
humor to an all-too-serious discus
sion if the disputants would read
Clarence Days brilliant little book,
This Simian World" in which he
approaches it from the other angle.
Instead of inquiring whether we are
descended from the apes, he shows
that we have not yet descended, but
are still only super-apes. A race of
super-ants would have had a more
than Chinese mania for work. A
race of super-cats would have been
clearly, graceful, self-respecting
and concentrated, but crafty, quar-
relsome, individualistic, and incap-
able of cooperation. But only race
Of super-monkeys would have so
loved chatter as to make free speech
their most sacred right, parliaments
their most admired institutions,
libraries their most precious accum-
ulation, and newspapers their favor
lite daily interest. If we are fallen
angels, we have fallen far. But if
we are super-apes, we have made
pretty good job of it, and with all
our laziness, instability, indecency,
incessant chatter, and other simian
qualities, there is still hope Of i'm
prOvement.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

YOU MIGHT WITH SOME
CON-The radio will never take
the place of newspapers.
DENSER-Why?
CON-You can't start fire with a
radio set.-Science and Invention
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25
HOME OWNERS

Almost half of the Nation it's homes. To be
exact 900 families live in dwellings of their own In
view Of this we are from economic revolution Just
IS this condition holds true the Nation need have
fear of radcalism.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

Things are getting 80 it takes good
eyesight to tell filling staff on
rom an ice cream parlor.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

We can't understand what some
autoists are driving at.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

Fathers Day has come and gone without fanfare. How
many know that the day to honor father Sunday? Mil
lions honor their fathers every day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

TOMORROW-Letter from Kari
Whitney to Mrs. Leslie Prescott.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

Our girls are not so fast. Takes
them 25 years to reach 20.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

Time it gets cool enough to &C
to work it is time to go to bed.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

A porch swing may stay still and
still go long ways toward landing
prospective husband.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

Have the Tennessee legislature and William Jennings
van heard about the latest to defeat the teachings
Of the Bible? 1aa
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25
TOM
SIMS


Two married people can live
cheaper than one single man in love.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

Chairs last longer if tacks or
placed upright in the seat.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

Fine feathers make sad birds whel
the bills come in.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

The most popular summer resort
is It's too hot to work."
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

The clothes shat make the wome
are the clothes that break the men
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

1t is dangerous to talk back t
your wife. She might hear you.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

There is no excuse for a bache
lo1's being a good liar.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

The skinny have slender chance
of keeping cool, but the plump, they
have a fat chance.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

You seldom hear man brag abor
what good boy he was.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

Cost of a chicken dinner depend
on how many chickens you invite.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

prince.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

The older little girl gets the
more her candy costs.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-25

With fur coats slowed away tn,
moths are in soft.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-08-20
Fraternal Owls
File Complai mt
About Hoot Owls
8y United Press Leased Wire

PORTLAND, Ore, Aug 2o.-The
Order Of Owls, national lodge with
headquarters in South Bend, Ind,
would prevent the keep growing
wiser Order of Hoot Owls Of. Port
land from hooting.
The latter organization is a bur
lcsoue lodge. which broadcasts its
affairs TO the world through the
OregOnian station kGW.
But the Order of Owls is serious
fraternal group which feels disgrace
cd by having name similar to the
Portland Owls. Accordingly, the
Order of Owls has filed suit in fed
eral court here seeking to have the
fioot Owls denied the use of that
name.
The snit also attacks the emblem
Of the Portland order, a disreput-
able. dissjpated bedraggled looking
owl of apparently the same species
as the owls pictured by the plaintiff.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-08-20

of Valentino in public was the sign
al for Il gathering of girls and wo
men from the ages of 10 to 45.
Hollywood wiseacres whispered
that the shcik'' was making n
play to his old admirers, the flap
pers. ;,
"No girl loves n married screen
star, > they said.
Rudy said the conflict of TEN
pcraments was over his studio work
I'm recent weeks that has included
some strenuous love-making in a
picture which is to signalize his re
turn TO the sheill role which first
won him the admiration of millions
of feminine film fans.
We Are Still Friends
We disagree over little things -
he explained. ''Be We are still
friends, L tell you---didn she
kiss me good bye at the station,
many timesl
"Quien sabe, when she returns,
everything will probably be as it
was before
Valentino said neither he nor
Miss Ramhoya intended filing suit
for divorce. lie was unable to say,
however, how long the "marital va
cation - would last. He said his
wife intended going to Nice, France,
from New York, for visit with her
father, at his chateau.
1.-The sheik 50 first wife divorc.
ed him four. years ago. She was
Jean Aeker, the actress,
The present Mrs. Valentino was
named in the divorce proceedings.
She married Rudy at Mcxicali, Mex
leo, on May li, 1929. Valentino was
arrested in Los Angeles for bigamy.
The c5nrt5 ruled mis- marriage was
Illegal, aud he was re-wcd to the
lindnut hciroas on March II, 1923,
when his decree OF divorce became
final.
Mrs. Valentino $ real name was
Wirifred Shaughnessy. She became
Winifrcd iludnut after her adoption
by Richard Hudnut, the New York
perfumcr. Later she became the
dancing partner of Theodore Kos
loft the Russian, and adopted the
professional name Natacha Ram.
bova.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-08-20
WANTS TO KNOW
NAME OF WRITER
tCdmmnhicated)
= Editor of TIM proeo.


X. u wish to refer to an advertise.
ment appearing in q recent issue Of
yonr paper and signed Anti Recall
Committee. Leaving aside the mer.
It's of the subject matter and assurn,
ing that your paper would not pub.
iish such an article unless il was
sponsored by n reliable party, it
would seem that, in reasonable lust
lee TO the parties referred to in the
article, the name Of the writer
should be known. Even the general
public has some rights In the matter.
a punch on the nose from red
blooded, sixfoot husky has, in the
very nature Of things, more devas.
tating effect than viciouslv aimed
blow from an undcrnourished fly
weight. Is the public to be left to
assume that the Anti Recall Com.
raittee functions for the Anti Re
call Club. That is the natural in
ference. And lis the Anti Recall
Club agreeable to this supposition.
viii you kindly publish this let
ter for the benefit of your readers.
Very truly yours.
A. Y. KLINTBERG,
Route 3, box 63