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The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-02-24
TERRELL WILL PLANT
A LARGE MELON CROP
MORE THAN 300 ACRES AL
READY PLEDGED BY FARM
ERS OF THE COUNTY.

Approximately three hundred acres
have been pledged for the growing of
watermelons in Terrell county this
year following an effort OF several cit
liens interested i'll crop Investigation
1t is the intention of the planters
to handle the melons through an ex-
perienced brokerage firm, which as
sures. top prices, and it was through
the efforts of this firm that the move
ment was initially launched.
The variety OF melons which will
be raised here is the Thurmand Grey.
These melons are considered the most
profitable, easiest raised and an excel
lent shipping variety. The land in Ter
rell is ideally adapted to the growing
OF watermelOns on large scale. Prac-
tically every farmer who has small
patch has grown the luscious melon
in considerable quantities, but could
get only small prices on account OF
lack of cooperative selling.
With the present plans it hardly
seems possible that less than three
hundred cars of melons will be shipp-
ed, which should bring a minimum
price of 500 car. The melons will
be shipped in June and July, bringing
into the county large sum of money
at a season normally dull from f.
nancial standpoint. The effects of such
crop upon trade and general fnan-
cial conditions should be marked.
The great possibilities of melon
growing in this section is emphasized
by the fact that the banks OF the
county are heartily in favor Of the
project and show a friendly attitude
as regards monetary assistance.
OF the acreage pledges the follow
ing farmers are among the highest:
w. D. Davidson 40 acres, D. M. Dis
nuke 40 acres, w. H. Dismuke 90
acres, c. NJ. Grier 50 acres, B. M.
Davidson IS acres, H. P Norton IS
acres, A. J. Paschal Is acres, c. {.
Thornton Is acres, NJ. D. Pierce so
to 100 acres. 1t is believed that the
total acreage before planting time IS
over will be around 500.
Light land is said to be best adapt
ed to the growing Of the melon and
there is a large amount of this type
of soil in Terrell. The Investigation
OF crops has been stressed frequently
here, but little has been done along
this line by the farmers. No better
cron can be had for Investigation
than melon growing since its returns
are good and the shipping OF the crop
does not interfere with the growing
and picking OF cotton.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-02-24
2. WATKINS AND FAMILY
MOVE TO WILDWOOD, FLA.
ur. Watkins Assumes Management
OF Ice and Crate Factory.

Mr.. and Mrs. J. F. Watkins and
daughter, Virginia Watkins, have lett
ter Wildwood Fla, where they Will
make their home in the future.
Mr. Watkins for the past several
years had been connected with the
DAYTON Ice and Coal Company in the
capacity OF general manager. and Will
assume, the duties of that office with
the Wildwood Ice and Crate Manu-
featuring Co. They have many friends
in Dawson who regret their departure
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-02-24

rating the deeds Of the father Of our
country, the colonial leader, George
Washington The program opened
with song and was followed by the
cherry tree cutting scene. Other songs,
drills and recitations followed. The
program was greatly enjoyed by all.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-02-24
mr.. AND MRS. MONTFORT
REMOVE TO MISSISSIPPI

Mr.. and Mrs. Noel Montfort and
Mrs. Montforts mother Mrs. Hors-
ley. are now in Greenville. Miss.
where they will make their home IN
the future. Until the time OF his de
parture Mr.. Montfort was mechanic
at the Mathis Motor Co. They carry
with them to their new home the best
wishes of their many friends.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-02-24
LARGE CROWD HEARD
MUSICAL PROGRAM SUNDAY
Methodist Church Was Filled to Ca
pacity for Splendid Cantata.

The Methodist church was filled to
capacity Sunday night when musical
program, rendered under the auspices
OF the Epworth League, replaced the
regular Sunday night services.
Highest praise is due each OF the
singers for the beautiful songs which
they sang, both separately and in uni
son. The program was a good one
we'll rendered and well received by the
large number of people both from
Dawson and other towns who heard
a.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-02-24

loot ball has been introduced at the
Dawson school, and it is proving very
popular. All boys who might other
wise feel hesitancy in going out for
the national sport on account of their
size are encouraged to attend these
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-02-24
LEE COUNTY MAN AND A
TERRELL WOMAN WILL WE'D

application for marriage license Tor
!r. T. R. Baxter, of Leesburg, and
Miss Lokie Mcclellan. OF this county,
now hangs on the bulletin board in
the ordinary's office. According to the
DUPLICATION the date OF the contem-
plated marriage is on the 18th OF Feb
Iuary, which IS tomorrow.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-02-24

ed very pleasing selection. 1t would
not be disagreeable in the least to the
other members of the school if they
would repeat their song.
We were entertained on Friday by
the primary grades, who gave us a
very interesting program commemo-
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-02-24
DAWSON HIGH SCHOOL
STARTS SPRING FOOTBALL
The Primary Grades Gave Very
Interesting Washington Program.

Although Dawson Hlgh CdnIIoI
boast of wonderful basket ball rec
crd it is proud OF its foot ball record
Of the past season, and in an effort to
make an even better showing next
fall is already holding daily workouts
for the eleven.
This is the first season that spring
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-02-24

Wright, who led the devotional ex-
ercises. His visits as we'll as his talks
are always inspirational and are look
ed forward to with great expectation
by the students.
AT the conclusion of the talk by
Mr.. Wright a male quartette render
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-02-24

practices, and with regular training
of this kind among the grammar
grades it will give the coach wealth
OF new material each year instead Of
the usual green recruits
We were honored at chapel last
week by the presence OF Rev. W. L.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15
conference
tcOntinuaclon de Ia pag. y

nifestaciones de caracter politico.
Combati6 La mayoria con todas
sus fuerzas y durante casi dos
horas estuvo criticando La actitud
del Senado al negarle al Partido
Socialista La participation en- el
gobierno.
El discurso del senador Iglesias,
en- La calma de La madrugada, re-
sonaba a 10 lejos, Y clio fue causa
de. que todos los trasnochadores de
San Juan que Sc encontraban cer-
ca fuesen a dar al salon de sesio-
mes del Senado, que POGO sdespues
estaba rebosante de publico.
Ademas estaban presentes al
gunos jefes de departamento. Pc
TO finalmente ell Senado acord6
rcchazar el monbramiento en- cues
ti6n...
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15
EN- ALEMANIA VA TODO
Ell MUNDO ES DOCTOR

BERLIN, JUNO 13 Omitted Press)
-El tftulo de doctor esta tan bara-
to en- Alemania como las. cerezas.
De los siete miembros del gabinete,
seis de ellos al firnlar estampan ell
prefijo doctor. solo el Conde Ka-
nitz omite este tftulo, sin duda por-
que esta convencido de que su ape
lido imperial no sonarfa muy bien
con Ell celebre prefijo.
Por 10 menos la tercera parte de
los numerosos empleados del gobier-
no lleyan ell tftulo de doctor.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15
ED1cro DE suBAsrA

70, Santiago Csrreras, Marshal
de La corte Municipal de Fajardo.
P. r.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15
IGLEsrAs A FoRTALEzA

A la manana siguiente, bien tern
prano, el senador Iglesias lnarcho'
q Fortaleza, donde estuvo confe-
renciando extensamente con el go
bernador Towner en- relacion con
ell "affaire" de los nombramientos'
socialistas enviados al Senado por
el propio Executive.
Inter1ogamos Iglesias a su sa-
ida de Palacio y nos dijo que esta-
Da' satifecho del resultado de su
cntrevisia con ell Gobernador.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15
Ell PROYECTO DE
REORGANIZACION

Ell proyecto de ley que envio ell
Senadc a la Camara, reorganizan-
do la Comisi6n de Indemnizaciones
a Obreros, ha sido acribillado a
enmiendas por este ultimo cuerpo
legislative Y fnalmente aprobado.
Los senores Alfonso v Lastra
Charriez fueron los que tomaron
parte mas activa en- los debates.
No obstante, la creencia gene
raj es que las cosas SO quedaran
en- la Comision como hasta ahora,
va que las enmiendas introduce
das son de tai naturaleza que Sc
considera casi impossible que Sc
nado Y Camara puedan llegar a
I'm entendido.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15
BARRYMORE ESTA A GRAN AL
.TURA EN- SU ULTIMA PELICU-
LA.-LLEGA HASTA 10 GENIAL
EN- LA INTERPRETATION DE
SU DIFICILISIMO PAPEL

"Yo soy el hombre", pelicula que
sc exhibi6 en- el Gran Tea
tro Rialto, es una production en- la
que Lionel Barrymore ofrece una
de las mas grandes caracterizacio-
mes de toda su carrera artfstica.
Lionel Barrymore hace tempo que
esta considerable como uno de los
mejores actores, no solamente de
la pantalla, sino della escena habla-
da, por su actuaci6n en- "Yo soy
el honbre", Sc afirma mas su de-
recho al .titulo de Eel mas grande
actor de America.
Los actores que 10 secundan, con-
tribuyen grandemente para hacer
de esta pelfeu'a una de las mas in
teresantes producciones de estos Ill
timos tiempos. Entire los mas pro-
minentes actores que fguran en- ell
reparto estan Seena Owen, CASTOR
Glass, Flora LIE Breton, Martin
Faust y Joe Striker.
''Yo soy ell hombre" es la historic
de un hombre impetuoso que esta
acostumbrado a yer siempre salts
fechos sus mas mfnimos deseos y
caprichos. Poderoso polftico Y finan-
ciero, su capricho es ley, y sola-
mente, cuando Sc enamora perdidas
mente de una mujer que no CORES
ponde a su afecto, es que llega a
comprender que hay cosas en- este
mundo que no Sc pueden comprar
con orc nj obtener por Ia fuerza.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15
SENSACIONALES
DECLARACIONES

AL efecto, podemos anunciar a
nuestros lectores que oportuna-
mente el comisionado senior Rive
ra MARTINEZ nos ha prometido
que hara desde nuestras colum-
mas sensacionales declaraciones
en- relacion con el actual estado
de cosas en- la Comisi6n de In
demnizaciones Obreros y la
suerte que le espera.
Las declaraciones del seTior Ri
vera MARTINEZ, dada su experien-
cia en- la Comision, prometen re-
sultar interesantisimas y seran
conocidas por nuestros lectores
en- breye.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15
MADRES

Cuidado con los sintomas de las
lombrices. Estos parasites son los
grandes destructores de la vida de
los nifios. ST I'd. cree que los snvos
tienen lombrices aetue con rapidez.
Dele al nii1o una desis o dos de la
Whites Cream Vermifuge. Los pa
rasitos no pueden resistir al uso
de este remedio probado por el
tempo; las lombrices son arroja-
das del sistema y el rosado color
de la salud vuelve a esplender en-
las mejillas del nifo. De venta en-
las farmacias droguerias. Advt
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15

EN- LA CoRTE MUNICIPAL DE
SAN JUAN
SEeCIoN PRIMERA
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15

THE sTRAUs co,
DemandaMe,
VS..
VICTOR DE SANTIAGO,
Demandado. s
Civil No. 12ss5.
Cobro de Dinero.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15
AL pUBLIoo HAeo sABER:

AL PUBLCo HAGo SABER:
Que en- cumpimientA de una
orden de ejecuci6n de Bntencis ex
pedida por la Hon. CGte Munici-
pal de San Juan, Sec. Ira, VEN
DERE EN- PUBLIcA sUEAsTA
al mejor postor, qiien debera
consignar en- ell acto Ell importe
de La venta en- monedA americana.
la siguiente propiedad del de nan
dado en- este case:
Finca de tres (3) elerdas y 25
centimos que esta sisuada en- Ell
barrio de FIOrenciO, de Fajardo,
P. r. cclindando por sl Norte con
Lucia M6ndez, por el sur con Juan
jose Maldonado, por Ell Este con
La sucn. de Domingo Rivera y por
el oeste con Juan Jss6 Maldona-
do.
La venta tendr$ lugar en- mi Off
Gina, sta en- el edifsio que ocu-
pa la corte Municipll de Fajar-
do, P. B., Ell dia de Julio de 1925,
a las p. M.
Y para concurrencia de hcita-
dores. fijaci6n en- los sitios p0bh
cos de costumbre y publication en-
el peri6dico Ell MUNDo que Sc
edita en- San Juan, n R., hbro Ell
presente hoy dia 10 de JUNO De
1926. 4
Santiago CARRERAS,
Marshal, Corte Municipal,
Fajardo, P. r.
BESosA & BESoSA,
Abogados de la demandante.
Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15
A VISO


Por ell presente Sc hace saber
cue la vista publica senalada para
el dia 16 de JUNO en- curse para
oic la peticionaria, la Porto RI
co Telephone Company Y a todas
aquellas personas que hayan radi-
c;ldo oposiei6n a que continuen en-
igor las tarifas provisionales de
ia reticionaria, ha sido pospuesta
para Ell dfa % de JUNO a las de
Ia mailana.
Francisco del VALE Jr.
Secretario.
Comision de Servicio Pdblico de
Puerto REQ. Advt,
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La SituaCii6n de-.
Continuation de Ia. la PAs.)

ponga de la situacion y solicite
su Intervention para con el Te-
sorero, de manera que dicho fun
cionario active el cobro de cuo-
tas.
La mocion del sehor Rivera
MARTINEZ esta sobre la mesa.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-15
FL Lcnp. BOLIVAR PAGAN

Los ihformes que tenemos son
de que II Gobernador enviara de
an momento a otro al Senado ell
ncmbraniento del Lcdo. Bolivar
Pagan para miembro de la Junta
Insular Ne Elecciones, donde actual
nente flgura como Observador.
81 el fombramiento es confirna-
do por d Senado quedara despla-
zado ell Icdo. Martinez Davila, ac-
tdalmente representante del Par
lido Repablicano Puertorriquefio.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-05-12
By q. LUCILLE BUTLER

II cried all my wedding night, and
NIL the next night, and l thought, it's
no use to live with anyone when you
arc going TO cry all the time, SO 1
pawned my diamond wedding rings
and ran away from my husband"
It's tho old story of marry in
haste, repent at leisure" Grace Car.
Isle. Seattlo's latest missing girl
mystery, however. thought three
days repentance moro than plenty,
so she solved her immediate diff.
culics by merely turning the corner
and disappearing!
Now she's back, TO get everything
all cleared up, as far as she and her
sweetheartS Bob Hughes, are con
cerncd. -
Char$SSrizing the kidnapping
thoorsS$f her disappearance as n
storSSSprcad by her family 20 dis.
creS$ her former sweetheart, Bob
uuSnes, who disappeared from Sc.
attic the Same day the girl drop.
ped from sight, the 19.year.old run.
away bride OF Jack Carlisle. de.
clared sho had returned TO Seattle
to tell her story, and clear up the
situation.
She had been going with Bob
over two years. she told me, but
her family finally persuaded her TO
marry Carlisle. $50 finally did
marry him, l thought by marry.
ing Carlisle. l would get rid of the
Fostering of my family. and then
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-05-12
All My Wedding Night
| Cried," Says Grace
'If Can't Have Bob Hughes | Won't Have
Anybody; Tells Whole Story

afterws@ = would get rid of him, .
she 2. Sred naively.
e = sust couldn't stand to have him
en- kiss me, and want him TO
give me divorce. j was never a
wife to him. and maybe can get
an annullment. Besides" she FLAIR
ed, Jack Carlisle told me he was
manager OF the Spring apartments
and after we were married
found out he is only bell hopg'
But thru all her tribulations runs
n wonderful thrill for Grace. She
ran away to Portland Ito be by
myself" and 81 am happier now
than ever was in my whole life
Just TO be alone: just think-all
alone. / am. now"
Grace steadfastly maintains
she does not know where Bob
Hughes is and says she is glad
she doesn't know, so they can.
not get anything on" him.
Bob never tried to steal
me-" she said, "and i only
knew he had sold his car and
gone away when his sister tele.
phoncd me. 1 hadn't seen Bob
for over week before my
wedding, and lie told me he
couldn't ever bear TO see me
after ! was another's wife"
The little bride is not crying now
She says she did not use much
spunk or she would never hav,
married fellow she didn't love-
tTurn to Page ., Column y
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-05-12
WOMAN IS
INJ(JR
in RUSH
Passengers on Crowd
ed Street Car Fight
to Gain Exits

A WOMAN ana girl are known
- to have been injured and sew
cral other people are believed ia
have been hurt when ii panic
stricken crowd or passengers fought
madly to get out or : blazing
Cowen park street car at Eastiake
ave. ana Harrison st. just before
noon Tuesday.
Mrs. Katherine Hall. 49, 2OO3
Harvard ave. ~. was taken 10 the
city hospital suffering from injur-
les sustained when she was knock
ed down and trampled by the mob.
Another girl. about 10, whose name
has not been learned. was showed
halfway thru a window by the
fighting crowd. She was badly
cut on the shoulders and body by
the glass. She was taken 10 a
private home near the scene OF tho
fire.
Mrs Hall declared that the fire
broke out in the controller box
where the motorman was standing.
In an instant the flames shot in
/ side the car. spreading terror among
the occupants. The car was over
crowded at the time. Men and
! women screamed. kicked and fought
, in their efforts 10 get out.
Mrs. Han was sitting next TO this
front exit. She was knocked down
and held by the packed mob. whils
the flames swept around the door
way, She tainted. she said, and
when she recovered consciousness
she was kneeling on her seat, the
car was empty and the fire was out.
Mrs. Han had been kicked on this
/ legs until unable TO walk and pound
ed by the rush OF the mob. Other
wise she was not seriously injured.
altho suffering from nervous shock.
Several autos were reported TO
have picked up other injured people.
The street railway department began
an investigation Immediately. II was
said that a fuse blew out in the con-
trollcr, causing a spectacular display
OF electrical flashes. which. however,
would not have proved dangerous.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-05-12
WOMAN HANGS
HERSELF
Jumps Off Chair With Rope
Fastened to Pipe

Worrying over financial difficulties
Mrs. Minnie Bense, 65, hung herself
in the basement Of her home Tues.
day.
She was discovered later, dead.
The woman had tied rope about
her neck, fastening II TO pipe. She
then stepped from a chair TO her
death.
She had been living with her hus-
band, Frederick IL. Bense, at their
home, 1926 n. 3Sth st.
Her daughter, Mrs. Walter Wood.
burn, and Mrs. Woodburn's son,
Walter had been living there, too,
Mrs. Bense had been worrying great
" over financial difficulties.
A. Brennan, 40, killed himself
with gas In tho Fremont hotel, 7ol
sixth ave. s., Tuesday. Ho was
found dead by tho Japanese pro-
prictor. Brennan was u logger In
good health, but apparently had
run out of money as ho had Dor.
rowed two dollars Monday, promis.
ing 20 pack II back Tuesday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-05-12

not mInglc with tho rest OF the
company. When they're Off stage.
they're out OF sight They retire
to their lair. suppose. and make
NJ new words TO tho song that
made them what they arc today,
or course, they're tcmporumcn,aI
Can you imagino being the highest
paid comedians in tho world and
not being tomporamcntui?
As for my part. III prove TO any.
ono who doubts me that "Folliod'
"a beautiful blister dCcoratcs each
OF my hoels-thc slippers wcro too
small Ny ribs ache from holding
my breath 20 long Tho costume was
too tight have bruises on my
head caused by hnirpins which some
wcll.mcuning chorus girl jahbcd
thru my red wig into my scalp.
II was worth It. tho. can say
to postcrity that / actually appeared
with Gallagher and shcan in the
Greenwich Village FollIes. And, be.
sides. found that | look perfectly
lovely in rcd wig.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-05-12
SUBSIDY
TO Be DENIED
Commissioners Say Ander-
son Wants Still More Money

Prospects of yearly subsidies
to support the Lake Washing.
ton ferry system, under lease to
Capt, ]. l.. Anderson. even tho the
$4,000 Diesel engine is given him.
confront the board of county com.
missioners. Chairman w. A. Gaines
said Tuesday.
Failure OF Capt. Anderson to give
the board assurance that there
would not DO new demands for
financial assistance, even IL the en-.
CINE is purchased, forced Gaines to
so on record opposing any subsidy
program, he declared. q
Commissioner Frank Paul from
the south district. fatty opposes
giving Anderson, either the engine
or any other subsidy.
II will not vote to give Ander-
Turn to Page 3, Column ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-05-12
They'd Drink Gallons i'm B. c..
But Kick" Goes With the Law

About this time the passionate
desire for tanksful OF beer is about
equal TO that of Calvin Coolidge to
be n radio entertainer,
Monday morning they get back
TO Seattle.
"Well, / suppose YOU drank all
the beer there was up there ?" their
friends ask
ooh, no" they say, 81 just took
n couple OF glasses. Pretty fair
beer, but >. :"
There's not much fun in slowing
away a few barrels of the amber
unless there's a law says YOU
mustn't
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-05-12
Coolidge Frowns
on Defense Day

WASHINGTON. May i2.-Prcsl.
dent Coolidge does not favor. on
first thought. tho war departments
plan for military display on Ar.
mistice day similar TO the defense
test OF last September. the White
House spokesman said today.
Altho the spokesman made II
clear that the president had not
yet studied the report and recon.
mendatlons on tho subject submit.
ted to him last night, no believes
that ArnIstice day is dedicated to
thoughts OF peace instead of mill.
tary defense.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-05-12

In tho fiat place. the highest
paid comedians In the world" aren't
funny when they're not facing an
audience. They're sober MS 10
Judges. especially Mr. Gallagher
whom seriously Euspcc, TO be
English. in spite OF his moniker.
Mr. shcan's black eyes twinkle
now and then. He seemed rather
fond OF me. But Mr. Gallagher
was afraid. had to coax him to
get in tho picture.
Mr.. Gallagher and sir. shean do
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-05-12

Howdy. folksl The ideal hus.
band is one who never passes a
letter-box without feeling In all
his pockets.
Worlds unluelSlcs, individual Is the
man with ST. Vltus dance who sui.
fers from infIamatory rheumatism.
Redo prograHs ,ciB become a
complete success tchen some body
ooEecipes the tfea Of broadcas;iHo
the Soasd Of q fryfHs porterhoHse
sis1k.
LIT Gee Gee stopped chewing gum
hong enough today TO remark that
some men dance as tho they we're
ehlvopFactors,
MONO, NON0A
e. Conan Doyle asserts that
n ycryone will work In heaven
= That isn't heaven you're talk.
pg about. Conan.
= 81
III Prosecuting Attorney GOWN says
n. viii arrest anyone in Seattle
found operating gambling cstab.
lishmcnt.
Why doesn't he pinch tho gInk
who runs the marriage license bn-
reaus
There inas o peau1 relloie ngmed
Nike.
WHO rcriincd ono daV on spike /;
Not0 he's tcoikiuG. they say.
To his trork every daB.
Ard nc docsR't Use chairs and the
Ike.
Seattle prohibition agents nre think.
Ing OF adopting Follow tho swat
Low" as their official song.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-05-12
BY Jim Marshall

A MOTHER of lifc's little ironlcs
"A is what happens when a staid
and sober citizen of Seattle goes
TO VANCOUVER. u. c., With tho am
nouncei intention OF getting outside
several large and robust tanksful
OF what we used 10 call suds,
You can meet en- on Second
ave. any day about this time. They
look = away wistfully toward tho
NORTH and tell you, passlonatcly,
how they arc going TO Vancouver
In n week or so and Just swim In
beer.
Cant you imagine III" they ask.