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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-01

guys would find their Sally. You
can't turn dial without some one
wondering what's become OF her.
Well, It's only one more shopping
year before Christmas.
It's real funny how some people
won't discuss religion until they get
drunk, and thea won't discuss any
thing else.
Every drinEer thinks he can drive
a car while drink. He can, too, not
counting accidents.
New resolutions are about like
new laws. They have to be made
right along because the old ones
are broken.
We bought new auto and the
first week got crick in our neck
looking to see II it was still out in
font.
Wonder how Congress can ten
when 1t is not in session?
We got e. mirror on the Windshield
of our new car SO we can look at 1t
and see where we were
Bad thing about steam heat is you
can't throw everything into the RAJ
diator.
One check that can always be
cashed is a check on your living
expenses.
Cinderella's lot wasn't so bad. She
slept right by the fire.
Many a boss when at work washes
the dishes when at home.
So live that you think all PEG
pie better than you know they are.
Copyright. 1925, NEA Service, Inc.l
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to Thirsty Motorists.

ting with the wrinkles of care in
her face. ct am broke and alone
and have to do just the best
can. Everything has gone wrong
since I lost my husband. had
a small fortune, but lost it help
ing friend. I know great
deal about dogs, so started q
London shop for the sale of
Pekinese. That failed. I opened
a hat shop and that failed.
Then came the war and went
to France as q nurse and was
wounded In the shoulder by
shrapnel. When : recovered I
went with the London Scottish
into Russia and was with them
in their retreat. That got me
some aches. some wounds and
some war medals, but no PEN
sion. And you can't live OFF of
your medals. started a hotel
and that failed
Slept In Field
Then / was really down and
out. ] lived for six months in
a hut in the corner Of a field
and had to sleep with a rainA
coat on when the rain poured
through the roof Then I came
here and took this place. We
sell hot tea to motorists and
cyclists, candy to the neighbor-
hood children. and take care of
valuable dogs Of London people
who want them out in the coun-
try tor Bit They knowI know
aho,2t dogs and love them, :
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-01

In the last few years new
agency Of transportation has en-
tered into the consideration of
thoughtful men. an agency that
bids fair later to have distinct
bearing on the future Of the Amer
IL anrailway Already the compe-
tition OF the motor car has been felt
in the interurban lines and in rail-
road lines Of short-haul character.
The motor bus has already resulted
at least IN q few abandonments of
electric line transportation Rep.
Halves ID No.
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0 of today says when advice
is offered to him.
Here 1t is. then. Here are dollar
and cents reason why boys who sullk
over Latin and geometry should
stay on in high school instead Of
getting Job"
The cash value of a four-year
high school course is 5000.
The boy who gets job after leav-
ing grammar school earns an aver.
age OF $500 year during the four
years he might have been in high
school The boy who takes his four
high school years, while he may not
have cent of spending money, is
actually earning $3.50 a year for
| himself those four years.
And college or technical educa-
ton, in terms Of actual money, is
worth just $72 900. Each Of the four
years spent at college mean exact
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-01

sessilIg stipulated
qualifications from
treating the sick.
And is aimed at
drugless h e ale r s
who practice with
o u t passing the
State physicians ex-
animation.
Sickness is as old
as the race. But
there has never
been agreement as
to its proper treat
ment. Magic charms.
hnOx1asr 1rtfras law.
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One for the DRUGGIST

A dusky lady went into drug
store and asked for one cents worth
of insect powder.
but that isn't enough to wrap
up" said the clerk.
Nam exclaimed the woman, "I
amt asked you to wrap It up. Just
blow it down my back "--Whiz Bang.
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Both Worry

why, Johnny. are you just
home, now7 Your mothers
looking for you all the afters
Yes'm. I know"
Just think how worried sh
be"
.sOh, she's near the en- -,
worryin'. I'm just .begin
Boston Transcript.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-01

China. We have brought about the
scrapping OF the Anglo Japanese
alliance. We have brought about
the reign o. peace to this hemi-
sphere and to lhe orient Rep.
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Medicine

lrT HE Indiana Medical Associa-
/ ton will seek-in the next
lJ legislature strengthen the
law regulating the practice of
medicine in the State.
Thesamendment would give courts
power to enjoin persons, not pos
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-01
By DAVID DIETz

xvi WASHINGTON, Jan. 1.-The
jWI United States will embark
- upon a study of the ocean
which will eventually furnish the
scientific world with as much knowl-
edge Of the ocean as is now pos
sessed with regard to the land, If
plans announced here at the meeting
Of the American Association for
the Advancement OF Science are
carried out.
The announcement was made by
DR.. Austin H. Clark, oceangrapher
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Which prominent breeds OF
chicken lay brown-shelled eggs?
The Plymouth Rock, Wyandotte,
Orpington. Rhode Island Red,
Longshan, Brahmas Cochin. and
Cornish.
Why doesn't it hurt to cut the
Z hair or nails?
Because there are no nerves in
shern and pain is caused only when q
nerve is injured.
How long is St. Josepi1's River?
26O miles long.
Who is the British ambassador
to the United States?
Rt. Hon. Sir Esme Howard.
When Japanese fantail fish
come to the surface of the water
and make a sucking sound. caus-
ing bubbles to form, what does
this mean?
1t means they want fresh water,
In other words. more oxygen.
What ia a barrage?
An impenetrabIe screen of artil-
lery FIRE
what is Rudyard Kiplinss ad-
dress7
BsEsmag'a. RaFwash. sussex, Eng
5
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-01
SAMUEL GoMPERs

In response to reader requests,
our Washington Bureau has
prepared a one-page mimeo-
graphed bulletin giving the out
standing facts in the life and
work of Samuel Gompers. Any
reader wishing to obtain a copy
may do SO by writing to our
Washington Bureau, enclosing
a 2-cent postage stamp for
reply.
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why. the poor little moth. What
killed him?'
Starved to death. He got shut in
yesterday with nothing to eat ex-
cept plossie.s bathing salt Amer
lean LI84for Weekly.
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Tom Sims SAYS.

AL we wish is that these radio
guys would find their Sally. You
can't turn dial without some one
wondering what's become of her.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-01

What is meant by the term,
human aura?''
A supposed emanation or insen-
sible fluid conveying mesmeric and
similar influences. A sensation as
OF a light vapor rising toward the
head.
What is the oldest Roman
Catholic Church in the United
States?
Probably the Church of San
Miguel in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
It was established at the time of the
first settlement of that region by the
Spaniards, about 1906.
What horsepower can a.
muscular man Develop
Usually one-tenth OF a horse
power, but he can not keep this
effort up all day.
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BY RUTH F1NNEY.

CO. ELL what it will mean to me
in terms of money" the boy
IL Of today says when advice
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-01

r. ISIS OLIVE d. EDWARDS,
IMt secretary OF the Heughville
Cg Civic League. stated-in a
Lnffn,. 70 tho nnh.,nl hnn,. AHnnA
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Courage leads to heaven; fear, to death Seneca.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-08-22
the fishing season in Bristol Bay.

the fishing season in Bristol Bay.
 MT. and Mrs. Ford left August 1st for Ugashik, to organize a govern ment school and look after the rein deer herds of that region. There has been no school at that place since the flu epidemic of 1919, but a suffi- cient colony of Nome Eskimos have moved in to warrant a school.
 H. P. Nicholson, who has resided on the Nushagak river for forty years has sent to Seward for some blue foxes and will try the fox farming business on the hills back of Kanak- anak.
 MT. and Mrs. H. P. Polly who win tered last year on one of the upper Wood River Lakes, left last week with boat load of supplies. They will have to walk around the rapids for a distance of several miles and pull their boat by hand. They live OA In6 OdAhS VI c ldhCs OuuuCu by a dense forest of spruce trees, all by themselves, there being no habi- tation for miles, no visitors for per haps six months and the bear are so- numerous that Mrs. Polly has two trusty rifles loaded near the door while MT. Polly is away developing his prospect. When Mrs. Polly bid her friends goodbye, she declared they were going to get their first million.
 Harold Harris, former cowboy of the plains of Idaho, but of late years Ia prospector of the head waters of the Nushagak River, has been appointed mail carrier of the Bristol Bay re- zion for the coming year. The con- ditions of the country are such that only four mails can be gotten in, the average winter.
 Frank Waskey, former operator in the gold fields of Port Nome, and by the way, the first Delegate to Con- gress from Alaska, left last week for Tickchik Lake, where he says he has a good placer prospect He believes the Nushagak River will ultimately become great mining center.
 The past summer has been the warmest, Bristol Bay has experienced for a number of years, the maximum
Seward daily gateway., 1925-08-22
FOUR LARGE GROUPS PICTURED BY GERMAN
 CONTROLLING WORLD

ZERBST, Germany, Aug. 21. P)- The failure of Germany and France to come together will signify the sui eide of Europe, declared General von Schoenaich, at a German pacifist meeting recently. The general was advocating the Pan-European move ment before seven thousand Reich banner members.
 Predicting that economy and war technic would determine the future of the world, General von Schoenaich said the worlds economy would be divided into four large controlling groups, which partly exist and part ly are in process of formation. The British Empire represents one group. All American politics, he asserted aimed at the formation of a greater American group, and that America was on the right track was already shown by the fact that today every sixth person in the United States is the owner of an automobile and the majority of American workmen are not obliged to live in squalid cities, but can afford to have their home in green country and rear rosy checked children
 The third group, he described, as the pan-Asiatic group which, under Japan's leadership, was rapidly de- veloping. As the fourth group he designated the Soviets, which group is stretching it's tentacles across two continents"
 Tt is absurd" the General said. flor Europe, torn into 26 small states to try to compete with four such mighty powers, unless means and ways were found to fuse these 26 lit tie states into common federation.
 Tn spite of all protests by the na- tionalists, I emphatically declare that the failure of Germany and France to come together will signify the sui eide of Europe"
 The speaker concluded with fer vent appear for an alliance of the na- tions.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-08-22
MUCH ACTIVITY IN BRISTOL BAY
 THIS SUMMER

BRISTOL BAY, August S.-The po- tato and turnip patches promise big yield this year and it is believed in a few years there will be an adequate supply grown to supply the people of this region.
 A company from the Kuskokwim drove reindeer from the Mission herd to Wood River Lakes, slaughtered them, and sold them to the canneries, but did not have deer enough to sup ply the demand and will put in a cold storage plant next year.
 The sailing ship "Chillicothe," be- longing to the Columbia River Pack CTS Association, left for Astoria on August Sth, being the last of the yes sels to depart from Bristol Bay. Most of the ships departed early this year as Henry O'Malley of the Bureau of Fisheries, cut off the last week of
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PAGE SEVEN
temperature being 80 degrees.

temperature being 80 degrees.
 Louis Egeland, one of the pioneers of Bristol Bay, passed away August 2, 1925, from cancer of the tongue. He leaves one son and four daughters to continue the fathers work in civil lizing and developing the resources of this vast region.
 Much criticism is being made against the new fur law for Alaska, which provides that an American cit izen must reside in Alaska one year or pay a license fee of fifty dol lars for license, if he desires to hunt or trap. There were num- Der of cannery people who would have stayed here and tried prospect ing and trapping in this region the coming winter, but did not feel like paying such high fee for a license. Many of them would undoubtedly have become permanent citizens. It is claimed to be the policy and de- sire of the government to settle Al aska and yet laws are passed to re- strict population.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-08-22
SLIGHT SHOCK PORTO RICO

SAN JUAN, Porto Rico, Aug. P [P). A distant earthquake shock shook the island of Porto Rico at 11:10 o'clock the 18th inst, the shock lasting about two minutes. Another shock less se- were was felt at D. m. No damage was done.
Evening star., 1925-11-29

man for that team. whose accuracy
increased as the evening progressed
With games of ia. 1870 and ISL, for
set total of 395. accomplished by
punching his strikes and spares In
each instance. he turned in the high
est individual set and individual
game of the week. He was a con-
slant thorn in the side of Trinity
Lodge. his score in the middle game
being just sufficient to enable his
team to take that game by / pin.
II was not the fault of Albert
Gardner of Trinity that his team was
on the losing end. for, contrary TO
expectations. he registered consist
emily good scores of 112, 126 and
III, giving him a set Of 355. his best
of the year.
Potomac has shown marked i'm
provement in it's scores in the past
few weeks and n part Of the credit
is due to Sid Driver, who is now
appearing regularly in the lineup.
Last week his games We're 125, 1O1
and 137. for 363 set. which fol-
lowed 356 effort the previous week.
Potomac Lodge numbers on its
roster a number of strong bowlers
who could do much to further ad-
vance that team in the standings.
The combination of the Gingell
brothers and John Papas. all rolling
In good form. enabled Myron NJ.
Parker to chalk up team scores of
636. 522 and SIG. for a 1886 set,
taking the odd game of the set from
Mount Pleasant. in spite of the fact
that Capt. Malcolm of the latter team
did himself proud by recording a 374
set, which included a game of 144
Because of the necessity of going
$<> 81 ~.
the team standings do not include
the games scheduled for Friday. No
vember 27. AS the coming week is
another double eheader affair. calling
upon each team engaging i'm two
sets. some surprising changes in the
standings may result when the mex;
figures are published.
Evening star., 1925-11-29
COMETS STILL LEAD
COUNTY PINSPILLERS

EVANSVILLE, Md, NovernbeT
18.-Comet bowlers, winners in the
Frince Georges County duckpin series
staged last season, continue in the
van IN the present race for the flag
IN the county loop. Their margin
however, IS only one game. and the
Collegiates and American Legion min
spiiiers both are pressing the leaders
hard
The Collegiate and Legionnaires are
tled Tor second, while Ross AlI-Stars
are in third place.
The three leaders all maintained
tnelr fast pace this week, none losing
game. Comets took Mount Rainier
Monday, Collegiates pointed the wav
10 stephens A. C. Tuesday. and
American Legion trounced Service
Laundry last night. Wednesday Ross
Ail-Stars took two out of three games
from Chillums and Thursday ii
Jerome won two from De Molays
Henry Hiser, American Legion
with ia, has high individual avera ge
IN the association so far, and his
brother, Oscar Hiser, holds high set
$780, W. W. Kessler, Comets, has high
game, l6S. Collegiates, with 579, have
nigh team game and also high team
set, 1862
Games scheduled for the week are
Monday. st. Jeromes VS.. Ross All
stars; Tuesday, American Legion ys
stephens A. C.; Wednesday, Chillum
vs.. comets: Thursday, Collegiates vs.
Mount Rainier; Friday. Service lam.
dry VS.. De Molay.
ofs sE,o
Evening star., 1925-11-29
POWELL S0CCERiSTSx
JUMBLE THE SERIES

Powell Schools unexpected display
of strength in it's junior high soccer
series match played with Jefferson
during the past week has thrown the
deciding of the championship into a
muddle.
With the title almost. within their
grasp, the Jefferson booters were
caught mapping and allowed the Pow
ell eleven to deadlock the contest a,
1-all.
The game will be replayed at some
later date. and should Powell win
two more games must be staged be.
fore the trophy is awarded In this
event Langley and MacfarIand, tied
for second, must meet in a play-off
the winner tackling Jefferson
Columbia and Hine teams recently
ended their series games together
with Columbia earning the decision
l to 0.
Evening star., 1925-11-29
OTTAWA ROUGH RIDERS
CAPTURE RUGBY TITLE

OTTAWA, November % LP).-The
Ottawa Rough Riders won the Rugby
foot ball championship of Eastern
Canada today for the first time in is
years by defeating Queens University
of Kingston, four-time champions of
the Dominion, II to 2.
Queens had won the intercollegiate
title, and the Rough Riders were the
interprovincial winners.
The Ottawa team viii now meet the
winners In the Western Canada Rugby
League for the Dominion title.
Evening star., 1925-11-29
CLOSE PIN RACE ON
IN BANKERS LEAGUE

The race for individual honors in
the Bankers Duckpin League contin-
ues to eclipse the team race in which
Bank of Washington has d full four
game lead.
Clark of Hibbs & Co. has high indi-
vtdual average with a mark of Ills
but is closely pressed by half dozen
bowlers. any of whom may pass him
by slipping over a big set Osborn of
Washington Loan No. /. holds high
game and high set marks for indi-
viduals. with scores of 15S and 408.
His rolling also has enabled his team
to set COL as high game and LII as
high team set.
All of these records were rolled dur
ing the third week of the season and
are expected to stand throughout the
first series. which still has three. weeks
to run. Womersly of Riggs has %
strikes, while Clark has high-spare
mark, with ~.
Evening star., 1925-11-29

'On this day" said Farrell, with
the wind against us, Hutchison
hooked his tee shot into a bunker on
the left side of the green. while Sara
zen pushed his to the right, also i'm
a bunker.
Barnes reached the green, 10 feet
from the cup while / was on, with
| a 20-foot putt before me.
Jocks second was poor. so he
picked up. Sarazen played out of the
trap, all right. but was still Is feet
from the cup. His ball was inside
mine, but not Jim's.
The situation was this: Jim and
/ had sure threes, but if Sarazen
could sink his 15-foot putt he would
have the hole and the match would
still be tied up. We might lose on
the next hole.
''Of course I was the first to putt,
but before / did Barnes whispered a
word in my ear.
Hit the ball hard he said
Hit Ball Hard.
"At first l didn't see the reason for
this. But / was soon enlightened.
Following instructions, I bore down
on my putt and the ball went far
past the cup. Gene, putting next
was weak, and his ball fell short, so
that he took a four. Jim Barnes
then putted out for and the
match was ours.
THE laugh was on Gene. Natural
ly, he thought, after my putt. that
the green was faster than it really
was. That was why he fell short
It's safe bet that nobody has
ever worked this strategy on Gene
Sarazen since. The former open and
professional champion at present
holder of the metropolitan title, is
as smart as they make them. His
youth and comparatively brief ex-
perience at that time had not pre-
pared him for such a maneuver.
OF course, the best putter in the
world would have found the odds
upon his holing a H5-footer at such a
time very much against l-:m. So no
blame really attached to him for fall
ing for Barnes strategy.
(Copyright. 1921
Evening star., 1925-11-29

ia and 1872, totaling 346. Despite a
bad start. Bow Lowry was high for
the lunchroom boys, his last two
games of 12s and 119 enabling him to
get set total of 343.
Petworth tried it's best to shove
Meyer Davis in the cellar. but was
not successful in taking the last game
Every man on both teams had set
totals of more than 800, and enough
marks were made to make it the
highest set of the week Ralph Fill
lius of Petworth was high man for
the match with $50, closely followed
by Capt. Gene McGoirick of Meyer
Davis, whose games of 121, lis and
l13 gave him a total of 349
Evening star., 1925-11-29
Golf Loses Great Trophy Atlanta Fire Ho,nsy Is King Moden
GOOD SCORES MADE
AT BENNlNG TRAPS


Quality, if not quantity, was the
watchword of the marksmen at the
class shoot of Washington Gun Club
Yesterday. Despite biting cold and
high wind, good scores were regis
tered by the few who competed at the
traps.
c. c. Fawsett OF class A was high
gun with 42x50. Second honors went
to o. II. 2. johnson of class c, with
II so. DR.. Wynkoop Of class b won
the third trophy, with 36 so,
Not to be outdone by this trio, C.
). Wilson captured a doubles spoon
by breaking 16 of "a targets thrown.
Regular Wednesday shoots are to
be discontinued during the remainder
of the hunting season. Members de-
string to avail themselves of the traps
on Wednesdays next month must
notify the field captain of Washington
Gun Club.
Singles scores made yesterday fol-
Evening star., 1925-11-29
CARD HAS .4O2 AVERAGE
FOR PAST FIVE SEASONS
Rogers Mark Eclipses by Two Points Best Similar
Stretch Record Made by Cobb-Began Fierce
Attack Upon Hurlers in 1920.
By the Associated Press

OGERS HORNSBY, hard-hing manager ST. Louis
dmals has removed his among greatest
y batsnen time
When Rajah led the National
he also compiled the astonishing batting
had Cobb amassed of
batting, 1909 to inclusive
Hornsbys season his first as manager were
follows:
history of the game. = - -
Led both major in
Led both in home
homer ~ NeoNi>' - 'pN'