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The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
THE GOVERNMENT AND THE PEOPLE

Now that the election is over many democratic
leaders of the nation seem to have been convinced
that Secretary MELONS, scheme for reducing in
come taxes was a good thing Their constituents
may have spoken to them about the real JOY there
is in a reduction of taxes 1t also appears that
the elusive stockholders money will only go into
circulation when weather conditions are favor
able.
Postmaster General New, along the same line,
has discovered that the boosting of postal rates to
a high level, has discouraged many thousand love
letters and other correspondence, so much SO that
revenues have been greatly reduced
StOckmen who raise meat on the hoof, realize
they have been hard hit because people generally
are not using as much meat as they did In former
years The StOckmen are not to blame for the
price of meat on the block. The raise in price
comes after they have sold their product at price
that hardly pays the price of production. The
old railroad system of making freight rates was
a tough one "All the traffic could BEAR, but At
had an advantage over some of the present meth
ods-it was reduced when it commenced to pro-
hibt the transportation of produce and force
producers out of business
The forest service realizing that it is far better
to permit stockmen to carry on, live and help de-
velop this section of the country under stressing
conditions, than to make a financial showing with
money to turn back into the U. S. treasury, has
remtted grazing fees as its helpful contribution
to the situation.
Reverse business conditions can only go SO far
before they break. In other words when the
charges are more than the traffic will bear some
thing is bound to bust-either those imposing the
condition or those from whom production must
come.
Of course there are the two distinct elements of
society The one that is bound to bust unless it
is constantly kept in funds by benevolent societies
and the other side that puts all mental and ply
sical effort into their work to make it a success
1t is always most difficult to know and decide just
which is which and Judge accordingly. But, the
men best adapted to gathering exact information
relative to which is the "loafing bellyacher" and
the "true citizen of toil are the men our govern
nlent needs the most.
We regret to say, though, it does seem the
natural born "bellyacher" with the loud voice and
tender soft hands can always rib up the biggest
row, get the most attention, deliver the most votes
and let the horny-handed sucker work out his own
salvation.
The senatorial Investigations that have been 60
ing on in the state relative to lands, national for
ests and other interests controlled by the govern
ment are bound to be of benefit and bring about
a better understanding of all concerned.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
SMART ALECK MAGAZINES

The police departments of some of the larger
cities are engaged in righteous crusade against
libidnous magazines which have no merit other
than their appeal to an exaggerated sex instinct
and are as much of peril to the country as the
old-time 'red light" districts which have been
banished from most American communities.
Another class of magazines which should be
banished not by the police power, but by public
sentiment, is the hypercritlcal periodical which
makes a speciality of 'razzing" everything Ameri-
can. Edited by super -snart-alecks Of certain lit
erary SKILL these perversive journals are constant
y engaged in the effort to dscredit and make con-
temptible everything typically American.
To the editors Of these journals every American
who lives in a rural community is boob and
yokel. The truth is that there are many more
greenholns to the square inch in the big cities of
the country, and especially in the biggest of our
Cities than in communities where fresh air, clean
living and straight thinking are more common
There is reason to believe that back of this eff
fort to make everything American, especially
everything rurally American seem mean, narrow
and contemplate, there is purpose deeper than
may appear on the surface. Many influences are
at work to destroy the traditions, the ideals and
the institutions of the American people, and
among these may be catalogued the journals
edited by European provincials who habitually
portray the typical American as yokel The
truth is that these graduates of East Side cellars
and devotees of decadent Europeanism have not
the slightest idea of what America is about
One of these journals of the super-smart-
aleck breed has recently printed articles showing
that Lincoln was moron and John Brown was q
horse thief. The only residents of the United
States, either living or dead, this periodical has
found worthy of favorable mention have been two
or three orchestra leaders from Central and
Eastern Europe whose names would have to be
pruned in order to give them the slightest re-
to anything American.
The American people should refuse to patron
whose i'm ic
ridicule of everything American. This business
will go only SO long it proves profitable
either through American patronage or foreign
subsidy
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
FIRST DEMOCRATIC sKIRMIsH STARTING

Governor Hunt has confided to a friend in
Yuma that he is undecided as to whether or not
he will make the race for the United States SEN
ate, but goes on to say: Il may say to you that
shall not hesitate to offer the utmost resistance
to any one who does not stand four4square for
the interests of the state of Arizona on the Colo
RADIO compact ISSUE" From this statement and
his political performances on his return from
Siam, it does not need much deep thinking for
one to conclude that he is taking pot-shot at
Carl Hayden and the big scrap is on.
Also by some peculiar circumstance we notice
the letter written by the governor to a friend
away down at Yuma, is published in full by the
Silver Belt away over in Miami, which Silver Belt
is owned by Cleve VanDyke. One might think
this letter announcing the governors candidacy
and the coming scrap had been stolen out of the
private files of the governors office Then there
are many people who won't think SO, nor will they
think it was published by Editor VanDyke with,
out Governor Hunts consent.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
JUST A PLAIN QUEEN

Mandy, the colored laundress, pick
ed up magazine and began to tum.
over the pages ain1lessly. Then she
seemed to be fascinated by one Of the
pictures.
"Who dat woman, Miss Blank ?" she
inquired.
That's Jueen Elizabeth, Mandy" J"
said Miss Blank. Mandy seemed to
be stricken dumb. Finally she burst
forth breathlessly:
Am dat de queen, Miss Blank My
land, what homely woman. My
land, what a ugly woman! Why, Miss
Blank, that queen amt no better look
ing than you is"
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
HE FORGOT

The champion absent-minded man
lives at Belham, says an English pa
per. One day last week he called
upon his old friend, the family ply
sician. After a chat of a couple of
hours, the doctor saw him to the door
and bade him goodnight, saying:
Come again. Family all we'll, | sup
pose?"
Good <heavens!' exclaimed the abb
sent-minded one, "that reminds me of
my errand. My wife's in a fit"
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

The monkey trial. down in Tennessee is now
fairly under way and we hope the vexing ques-
tion as to whether or not the human race sprang
from the monkey tribe will be settled permanently
by law If there is anything we positively dislike
it is uncertainty Scientists have been digging up
discussion and agony Of mind generally. We are
glad to note the tendency of late years to have
these matters settled by the courts once for ALL
and of course, we presume the fellow who loses
his contention in court will be promptly thrown in
Jail.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

For many, many years we have been hoping
that the Near East relief outfit would move far
west and grow up with that country. For nearly
if not quite, fifty years this perpetual committee
have been saving the starving children of the
'Near East" It would seem that we are saving
starving children that they may grow UP and raise
more starving children and on down through the
generations.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
THE FINISHING TOUCHES

"Mother," said little boy after
coming from walk. "I've seen a man
who makes horses.
"Are you sure?" asked his mother.
"Yes," he replied. "He had horse
nearly finished when | saw him; he
was just mailing on his back feet
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
A LEGAL ROMEO

Tess: complimented that young
lawyer on his nice mouth last night.
Jess: What did he say?
Tess: He warned me not to talk
about things that might be used
against me later.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
CONSCIENCE

Mollie had fibbed, but confessed the
fault readily, in fact, as though she
were rather proud of the accomplish
ment. Mollie was modern child.
"You know, it was very wrong of
you to tell auntie- that lie," granny
told her. "Your conscience must be
troubling you."
"Oh, no, it isn't, granny" said Mol
lie promptly. "She believed it."
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
SAVED

An angry lady rushed into the mar
riage license bureau. In her hand she
bore license. To the clerk she said:
did you, or did you not, issue this
license for maryin me to Albert
Briggs ?"
eyes. | believe we did. Why? ?"
"Well, what are you going to do
about it." she demanded, "he's es-
caped"
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
TAMPERING uSTICE

Ladies and gentlemen Of the jury"
began the attorney for the defense,
"can you look upon the pri soner's
sear-stained face and not take pity
on her?"
And all six of the ladies on the
jury did take pity on her and offer
ed her their cosmetics.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

pass law compelling everybody to take out life
insurance. This might be hard on the insurance
companies but think of it, the next generation
would not have to work, just sit around spending
their inherited insurance
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
PROMOTED

Squire's Wife: "And where's your
laughter, Mrs. Hodge?"
Mrs. Hodge: We'll, to tell you the
truth mum, her was that useless in
the 'ouse, sent her out to domestic
service"
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
RECOGNIZED HIMSELF

1t was not unusual for the late Lord
Curzon to answer telephone calls him
self. One afternoon a young official
rang up Curzon's office and thinking
he was addressing a secretary he
knew, he said: "Is the Imperial Bligh-
ter there?" Calmly the reply came
from CurGon, ''The Imperial Brighter
is speaking"
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

The city of Springerville is rapidly becoming
one of the live centers of Apache county and max
ing strong bid. for public attention. On June 20
and 21 big barbecue and celebration is scheduled
as two big days of "fun, feast and frolic" When
they start froc over that way it is some real
frolic.
The Snoki dances at Prescott are gradually
growing into famous institution in the west and
bid fair to become a national event annually. We
believe, however, they are scheduled a little too
early in the season to be as effective as the old
original Hopi snake dances in bringing rain Rains
usually occur here in July and August SO we are
not certain whether the Hopi dances bring the
rain or the rains bring the dances.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

The French senate recently had mighty up
heaval over the variety of cheese entitled to the
name "Roquefort." One side contended that it
is only such cheese as is made of goats milk and
rpened in Roquefort caves. Most of the cheese
made in this country is not fit to discuss.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
TREE TO LIFE

Artist: "This is my latest picture
Builders at Work. It's very realistic. :"
Friend: "But they are not at work."
Artist: eyes, that's the realism!"
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

SO great was the love of Wilbur Loctus of st.
Charles Fla, for Mrs. Loctus that he applied to
a court and received an injunction restraining
other men from making love to her. The step sue.
ceeded SO we'll he then asked that the temporary
writ be made permanent. Amt this lovely? Won
der what the wife thinks of the feeble-minded nut
she married?
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

Tucson is most ambitious city, but there is
such a thing as over doing it. A plain, black
Mnorca hen, weighing seven pounds and living
around the city pumping plant down there, at
tempted to lay an egg weighing three pounds and
three ounces and died in the attempt Now if the
hen had been contented to lay three OF four small
er eggs each day she might have been tired in
The evening after her days work but she would
nave attracted much comment among her neigh
bors and still be living to tell them the secret of
her success.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
DOMESTIC ECONOMY

He: "But don't you cook much more
sor dinner than we use, darling?"
She: ".Of course, silly! If | didn't
how could | economic by making
leftover dishes ?"
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
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THE HUMAN SIDE
OF LIFE
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Who's the greatest inventor in the
world"
why, Pat. Pending, ] suppose
Dentist: Don't stretch your mouth
so wide, madam, / intend to stand
outside Of it to extract your tooth.
Waitress: What'll it be?
Diner: Applesapce.
ing goil."
He (haughtily): can go with any
girl | please.
She: Yes, too bad you don't please
any of them.
ooh, my! l split whole cup Of
coffee on my dress"
Don't worry. / don't like coffee.
You can have mine"
Caller to colored maid of recently
married friend: Miss Ethel has had
wonderful honeymoon.
"Yes'm, she usually does"
"By the bye, DR.. Ulch, why do you
call your girl Palisades Z"
"Forsooth, professor, that were
easily answered; she's all bluff"
She: Why is it you've remained
bachelor this long?
He: By choice.
Isn't that little ungrateful to
the girls?"
at wasn't nv choice"
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
"HELPo

First Farmer: "How do you find
your new hired man, Ezry 2"
Second Farmer: 81 look in the shade
Of the tree nearest his work"
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

European countries say they expect to pay
their loans to U. S. We rather expected they
would expect to but SO far they have only ex-
perforated.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

A survey made in New York shows that corned
beef and cabbage is the fayorite dish in the me-
tropolis. But you could never get the boys back
in the prairie country to believe that the New
Workers eat anything cheaper than caviar.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

Fathers day usually happens along about
March Is. It's the day he writes the US. in
come tax collector advising him how he got along
the previous year.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

Some folks approve of themselves so highly
that they always want to put dot over the capi-
tai Il" when they use it.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

Thieves are making good living down on the
Tucson-Nogales highway Auto wrecks are nu-
merous. When wreck is left out over night the
thieves strip it clean.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

America used to be proud of being called "the
melting pot of the world" but of recent years it
has become discouraged by finding SO much Stag
in the residue.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

Heart beats can now be sent by wire, and this
is goingNto be quite boon to the man who is in
love and thousand miles away from her.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19
HAPPY NAN

Have you heard that Browns
daughter is getting married ?"
who is the happy man ?"
"Brown!"
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

Automobiles in the U. S. are now killing one
person every two hours, which speaks well for
airplanes.
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

If America is going to have day of national
defense, why not have national debt paying day,
too?
The Coconino sun., 1925-06-19

cessities. Some only have one and she's lux.
ury.
The Republican., 1925-06-11

house Tuesday night, the guest Of
honor being Miss Eugenia Ray. A
good time was reported by all. Among
those present were Misses nellie Stey-
er, Jesse Shillingburg, ,Lavenda Shock
ey, Edna Foreback, Bertha Shockey,
Eugenia Ray, Myrtle Ray and Gladys
Shockey; Messrs. LeMoyne King, W.
Harvey, Samuel Mahaffey, Raymond
Shreve, Russell Harvey, Ernest c..
Shreve, Ebert Shockey, Carlton Shill-
ingburg, Winton Wildesen, VIM. S.
Shreye, Lester Steyer, Marion Wilde
sen and Ben. Shreve.
Mrs. J. B. Shockey was called to
Steyer a few days ago on account of
the illness of her mother, Mrs. j. C.
Steyer.
Miss Edna Marks, of Steyer, spent
the weekend at the home of Mr.. J. B.
Shockey.
Miss Lavada Shockey is visiting in
Steyer.
Miss Myrtle Ray, principal of the
Shook Shop school, spent the week
end at her home in Davis, W. Va.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Arnold, of
Thomas, were calling on friends in
this community one day last week.
The Republican., 1925-06-11
ALTAMONT

Quite number of people from this
place attended prayer meeting at P
H. Smiths Saturday evening.
Mr.. George Lee, of Deer Park, was
calling on his sister Mrs. c. l. Wright,
one evening last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Haven Dewitt, of
Vindex, were guests at the Jefferies
home here on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. G. Woods and chill
dren were visiting Mrs. Nelson Broad
water at New Germany recently.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Schmidt were
guests. at the home of Mr.. Charles
Wright Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Schenk and
children, of Cumberland, were visit
ing the latter's sister, Mrs. William
Schmidt, on Sunday.
Mr.. Walter Wright, of Westernport,
was here to see his mother, Mrs. J. H.
Wright, Saturday.
Mrs. Edith West and children, of
Morgantown, w. Va, are visiting the
formers parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. W,
Kimmell, at this place.
Mr.. Charles Bernard was a guest
of friends here on Sunday.