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New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
The Weather
By Kid Boots


 The weather is the easiest subieck Of conversation because nobody knows eny more about it than you do and you can say whatever you wunt to without being conterdiCtcl. The weather is very decitfll. It may look like rain and feel like snow and then not do either.
 The weather man is supposed to know more about the weather than anybody else because that's wat he gets paved for, but he makes more mistakes than other people because he's always saying wat it's going 10 do the next day vile everybody else genrelly jest tawks about wat it's doing that day.
 Snow is little peeces Of cloud that got frozen and fell out. Wen there's ony a little of it and it mcts its not enything. but wen a lot Of it gets together and molts its slush,
 A drizzcl is a rain that cant make up it's mind.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
COMMUNICATED
Timely Comment On Skating Situa-
 ton In New Britain.

Editor New Britain Herald: Winter is here but it won't stay here forever. Winter to the younger set means skating above all clsr.
 Now may we ask, WHERE can we skate? We have secured the town. We have searched everywhere. VIZ
 seem to have found one placc--thc
 cemetery pond. What a place 10
 skat in. Ii surely is conductive 10 CheCrfuncSs to skate at cemetery. Why did the city have tn pick this inopportune lime to work at inc North End park? There is skating two i epnths in the wear, Wouldn't anyone who went to the North End
 pond last year knows it was more than a sUccess-hundrCds Of people going there every night, We have been told 10 boost New Britain. We are young. We fail to
 see why we should, Our local Cham
 ber of Commerce urges us to shop
 at home. Why don't they urge skating at home? We have found it necessary to go to Hartford for orr skating if we wish 10 get the maxi
 mum enjoyment out of it---that is
 crowds lights, hilar;ty and good icc. Perhaps out enjoyment of tho ice in Hartford will lead us 10 BOOST
 HARTFORD. In fact Nge have d.
 ready done so and many of the skat-
 ing set are delighted with the condi- tions there.
 We would prefer our own town.
 After all we were born and brought
 up here. Most of all, our fathers are
 taxpayers here, Being old time skaters themselves our fathers are
 disgusted at the idea of paying taxes
 in New Britain so that we may go 10 1 Hartford to skate. Do you suppose
 Hnything will ever be donc about thise
 Sincerely
 DlSGt'STED SKATING ! ENTHUSIASTS. The present territory nf Sweden
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
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How 10 Write Jokes

Conclusion
 In conclusion we would like to say that your material must always be sent in neatly and clcanly writ ten.
 Avoid jokes on Ford and other machines, liquor religion, politics, or anything else distastcful to n reader.
 study tho Fun Shop carefully So that you will get 10 know the kind of material 1t does use. After you have written your jokes, sec if they conform in style and tone to those in the Fun Shop. lt they do, read them to few of your friends and if they laugh (and surviveD send them in,
 Let the editor of the Fun Shop sec the result of these brief gossips on joke writing. Work hard and become regular Fun Shop joke smith.
 Do your fun shopping early!
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

between New Britain and Mcrdcn, the plan to make it a state high way Is deemed an improvement
 Tho road would lead from New Britain through Arch street 10 tho Blue Hills road to Kcnsington, through the Cat Hole pass and along that road until Capitol avenue in Mcridcn is reached.
 The new road also would yield a shortcr route to the shore, as when Capitol avenue and West Main street, Merjdcn are reached, motor- lsts could turn into Bradley avenue, 10 Hanover roai. connecting with tho present stale road at Arrhors corner,
 The Blue Hills or krnsmGton roal would also lead motorists through hrautj'ul countryside, yielding one ol the prrtirSt drives in tms vicinity. All Wat is needed to make the road a popular route for travel between New Ertain and MrMdrn is it's Improvement, and it is deemed just and proper that the state add the highway 10 its system,
 This is the most important road project being considered in this vicinity at present and it is rccciv- ing tho supper! of all civic organiza- tious in New Britain, Mcridon and Berlin. where the citizens commit tee is credited with starting the agj- tariou that should result in favor able action by the Legislature.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
How Is It?

That when furnace is coaled il is warm?
 That a man may move In certain circles and so straight uotwith- standing?
 That ono may have the lowest um in life and yet be good shot That a man may be up in the world and down in hIs cellar at the anne time?
 That a society girl may boast oi weeping everything before hcl Ithout ever having done any hous" sod work all her life?
 That a young man who doesn1 Anow one musical note from an- o,hcr plays second fiddle to his riyaI for girls heart and hand?
 Marie Miller.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Fact; and Fancies
 BY NNBERI QuILLEN

Amcrcanism: Killing birds and howlng about insect pests.
 Bluff No, S,7Ge. Look 1t up in the dictionary and you'll remember it longer"
 Tho only people who are at home anywhere are llivveritcs and Eng Iishmcn. Humans are funny, and they really enjoy thrift unless 1t is thrust upon them,
 Men are inferior in some ways, but they can do without a wash rag, The man who first spoke Of cars that turn turtle never saw a turtle move.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Speak for Yourself, John

Speak for Yourself, John
 A Tonguc-Twistcr
 By John M. Hoard Wallace Wills said, Alice Sells Is the lovoicst of all belles." Alice Sells said, Willis Wells Is the swellcst Of the swells." Alice was an orphan, rich; Her suitors then were jealous; They sought her legal guardian,
 which Was old Judge Will s. Ellis. Shall Willis Wells or Wallace Wills Wed Heiress Sells of Dallas? Judge, choose between us, Wills or
 Wells? Which one shall solace Alicc?" T have no malice" Ellis said, "J'll judge you on your merits; I'll let you know in a week or so, Which boy this gal inherits." To Alice, Judge Will Ellis said: I'd like to build palace, And in the shade I'd like to sport With Amaryllis,' Alice" Said Willis and Wells: "Hclls bells,
 Miss Sells, You'll kill us if you tell us You've married Will s. Ellis!"
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
On Sight

War she denounced in every way, The thought of murder made her ill,
 And yet I sec that day by day The maiden is rigged out to kill.
 William Stewart.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Member Aadlt Bureau Of Circulation

Tho A, B. (. ls na.ional organization which furnishes newspapers and stvRr. tsers with a strictly honest analyss of circulation. Our clrculstion statistics are based upon this audit, This insIIes protection against fraud In newspaper distribution figures to both national and local advertsera
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
An Elimination Contest

Mother: Jack got one girl in a hundred" Daughter: "Oh. he must have hnen going around with more than that
 Selma Dllley,
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Memories

Gregory (drcamily): You re- mind me Of my mother"
 Billie (scenting proposaO: "Yes"' Gregory: "Yes. You're always tell ing me to behave and threatening to call in fathcr."
 Horace WoOdmansee.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
THE FARM INDUSTRY AND CRAFTSMANSHIP

some of the first remarks m"de h> Governor TrunDull after taHins thy chah" al thc s'Uc hous~ -
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Member of the A..oclntcd rrc,,.

The Associated Press ts exclusively en-. titled 10 tho use fot re-puh'irrtion Of , all news credited to r 1G uoi otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published herein
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

It's no hardship to have q femi- nine ncighbor who cant sing unless she thinks she can.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

Mans three periods: Believes everything; believes nothing; wishes he could believe.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

The Herald Is on sale daily Tn New York at Hotalings News Stand Times Square; Schultz News Stand. Entrance Gtand Central t:nd street.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
aTcful

Mother (to Jane, her smallest luughtcr): Jane, dear, you mustn't try to play oa. the piano when your luuds are so dirty"
 Jane: Never mind, muyvcr. I'm playing on the black keys"
 Pauline Rcyer.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
StartlinG!

Villa: "I want a photo for the ncwspa per, in an original pose" Tho, ographcr; Pull down your skirt"
 Mrs. II. r. Goodman.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

The only profitable advertising med 'uu In the City Circulation books and press roop always open 10 advertisers
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

We have reached the limit wher modest mon on a windy day must hold their pants down.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

Uncle Sam's European problem is to keep his hands off without re- moving his thumb.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Injecting Interest

Fred; Well, let's talk about something"
 Betty: NO, let's talk about somc- body.' --Arthur Willard
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

Once Dads pants were cut down to fit Willie. Now they are not even cut down to At Dad.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Descriptive

Jones: After all, there is only one kind of woman"
 Smith Yes, my wife is that kind"
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
Carl Cheek
Sure Thing

Morrow: Do you believe one can read character successfully from handwriting
 Borrow: Sometimes; now, II youll make out check for me for $50 I'll know that kindness and generosity are two of your out standing traits"
 -MIs. Nathan Jackson,
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

Ky working cross word puzzles you learn q lot of new words that are useful nowhere else.
 And now mother can cut down dads pants to make skirts for the girls.
 A nick town is a place where neighbors know how long your grocery bill has run.
 How did the primitive husband express himself when there were no doors 10 slam?
 We have a leisure class in this country, hut it keeps rather busy counting calories.
 All you need 10 appreciate the blessings of poverty is an income of ten thousand a year.
 It isn't difficult to love a bad man unless he has better time than your conscience will permit. (protected by Associated Editnrs,
 InC.)
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

Tn" present territory of Swcdrn is about half the size of California.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

Nothing In the world is utterly hopeless except the negro dialect of a New England author.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

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New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Irtued Daily Sunday ESeep'edl At Herald Bldg. 67 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

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New Britain herald., 1925-01-17
TELEPHONE CALLS

Business Onice ...... g25 Editorial Rooms .",.. ss6
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

AmcNcanism; Killing birds and bowling about insect pests.
New Britain herald., 1925-01-17

dently been metamorphosed into a wrecking crew.
 Well, you didn't like summer either when it was here!
 A special dispatch states that tho old home town checker tournament broke up when city feller asked 10 see the definitions that went with the squares on tho board. .:
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The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1925-09-10
SOLOMEN SEAL 8
lodge by
the Dunes"

A Camp for little Indian Child
ren. Write r. +. d. No. 2.
Chesterton, Indiana.
The faculty in charge of this
institution are admirably qualified
for their work. 1t is in charge of
q college trained lady who is
graduate of Smith College for
girls, and who also spent two years
at the Massachusetts, Agricultural
College, aud a term at the Uni
versity of Chicago.
She has AS an assistant a college
trained Indian woman who under.
stands the Indian children and is
deeply interested in her work.
Charges are reasonable. Write for
pal ticulars.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1925-09-10
Miles Indian Relics
go to n. Y. Museum
Children Of Late General Give Famous
Collection Made BY Father,

Heap Big Indian regalia, enough
to convert any boys gang into an
Indian tribe on the warpath, has
gone to the Museum of the Ameri-
can Indian, Heye Foundation,
New York City, as a gifr from
Major Sherman Miles and Mrs.
Samuel Reber, son and daughter
of the late General Nelson A.
Miles, former chief of staff of the
United States army.
II, instead of giving this collec.
tion to a museum, to be looked at
dispassionateiy by casual visitors,
they had turned it over to small
boys, they Icould have staged an
Incompatible Wild West show in
New York. For it includes:
Real scalps of white men, taken
by Indian scalping knife.
The very headdress Of eagle
feathers worn by an Indian chief
at the time he went to council
prepared to shoot General Miles.
Another Indian Shot the chief,
fearing the effect if General Miles
were killed. The bullet mark still
shows.
The bow and culver of the fam
Gus chief, Geronimo, and a rack
full. .of rifles, one belonging to
Chief Joseph and surrendered
when he was captured.
Trophies wrested from the war,
riors of such mighty chiefs as
Sitting Bull, Geronimo, Matches
and other famous leaders of tribes
Continued ON 4th page)
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1925-09-10

1t does not appear from the
record that the Indian Bureau ever
answered the above letter. The
records of the negotiations are
silent upon the subject, thus indi-
eating that whatever promise was
made Hole in the Day by the
officials of the United States dur
ing the negotiations of the treaty
of 1855 was secretly, thus giving
force to the claim that the $4,000
promised was in the nature of q
bribe.
As the treaty of 1856 virtually
stripped the Chippewa people of
their property rights and left them
without any means of obtaining a
livelihood, and as it now conclu.
sively appears that Hole in the Day
signed the treaty with the expec-
tation that he was personally to
receive $6, 900, which, at that time,
was a fortune, there is little doubt
that he did betray the Chippewa
people.
Congressman Knutson's friends
are now anxiously inquiring
whether the Congressman fell into
the hands of his enemies who
"jobbed" him. They say it is
unfortunate, to put it mildly, that
the Congressman from the Sixth
District who has occupied the spot
light in the past, should have been
named after the one Chippewa
Indian who was willing to sell the
birth right of his people and leave
them virtually destitute for a per-
sonal consideration of $4,000.
1t would appear fortunate for
Knutson that he did not receive
the publicity given "Charlie'
Dawes.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1925-09-10
ChlppeWas Demanding Right 10 Select a
Business Committee Of Their Own
People.
MOVEMENT TO ALl0T RED LAKE
RESERVATION STARTED.
Action Favorable TO the ChlppeWas May
be Expected at an Early Date.

w CAPeG,eu al dh Ia'tJ pa'e'
Chippewa matters are now under
active consideration by the Secre.
tary of the Interior. Action of
far-reaching Importance to the
Chippewas may be expected short
ly.
Webster Ballinger, attorney for
the Chippewas, is vigorously
pressing their demand for the
right to select a business commit
tee or council composed of their
own people to act and speak for
them in all matters pertaining to
their estate. This request was
three times denied by Commis-
sioner of Indian Affairs Charles
H. Burke, but the matter is again
under consideration by the Secre-
tary and the indications now are
that Ballinger will succeed and
secure for the Chippewa people an
official voice in the management Of
their affairs.
Mr.. BaIlinger has submitted to
the Secretary requests in conform
ity with the resolutions adopted by
the General Council and the Unit.
ed Council. If these requests are
adopted by the Secretary they will
result in complete reversal of the
previous governmental policy in
administration of Chippewa affairs.
Paul H. Beaulieu has started q
movement for allotments on the
Red Lake Reservation. Applica'
tions have been submitted to the
Department for allotments of land
to Paul H. Beaulieu and his
daughter Margaret. The Indian
Bureau is in a quandrum. Webster
Ballinger is representing Beaulieu
and his daughter. The Chippewa
Indians off the Red Lake Reserva-
tion have for years demanded that
allotments should be made to the
Red Lake Indians, insisting that
under the agreement of 1889 that
when the allotments to the Red
Lake Indians have been completed,
all The remaining land and timber
will pass to the United States and
be sold and the proceeds placed in
the general fund to the credit OF
all the Chippewa Indians in Min
nesota. The older Indians on the
Red Lake Reservation have been
led to believe by the Indian Blu.
reau that if they refused to take
their allotments they could retair
the entire Red Lake Reservation
1t has now been SO years since tht
agreement of 1889 was approved
by the President, and only two
allotments have been made on The
Red Lake Reservation. Indian!
entitled to allotments have dice
and their allotment rights have
become extinct. A large number
of the younger Indians on the Rec
Lake Reservation are preparing t.
follow the example set by Paul II
Beaulieu. They are preparing Il
select the good land. Those wht
make the FIRST selections will hav'
prior claims to the lands selected
Those who wait will be forced Il
take the inferior land. The oil
Indians who have heretofore ant
are now declining to apply to
their allotmcnts will in later year
be forced to take allotments OFT o
the land remaining after tn
younger element has been al.otte'
the more valuable lands. Ballinge
is prepared to carry the fight TO
Beaulieu into the courts if his ap
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1925-09-10

The ToMAHAwK should be in
every Chippewa home. $3.50 per
year in advance.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1925-09-10
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The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1925-09-10
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The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1925-09-10

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The Denver Jewish news., 1925-10-01
CANTOR KWARTIN APPEALS FOR
A DENVER MUSICAL CENTER

Cantor Kwartin of the b. NJ. II.
synagog has given great satisfaction to
the music lovers of Denver by the
splendid music rendered during the
holidays. Only month was given in
preparation. The choir consists of Mr.,
Bayls, student of Horatio Conelc,
artist singer of Philadelphia. Mr..
Joffe well known in Denver, Mr.. Leslie
Goldberg, second tenor fayorite in
the musical world and Mr.. Rose equally
as popular. Cantor Kwartin is inter
ested in making Denver Jewish mu-
steal center and to produce instructive
music for the late Friday night
services. If Interested call Monday,
Tuesday and Wednesday from Z to
10 =. NJ. at the chapel of the b. NJ. II.
synagog or at the home of Cantor
Kwartin 1454 Williams, Yorl; 59l3-W.
The Denver Jewish news., 1925-10-01
OPENING MEETING OF TEMPLE
EMANUEL BROTHERHOOD

The brotherhood of Temple Emanuel
will begin their seasons activities, by
entertaining with n supper on Wednes-
day evening. October 7th in the assem-
bly, room Of the Temple. After the
usual business hour the following pro-
gram will he given. Father William
ORyan will speak on his experiences
abroad, Joe Mann's Rainbow Lane Or
chestra will interpret jazz music, Miss
Frances Rechnitz will sing. Miss Flor
ence Hyman. danseuse and DIR. Cor
neIius De Bey, vocalist will be added
attractions. No reservations accepted
after Monday, October 9TH Mr..
Edward Miller. secretary will be in
charge of reservations
The Denver Jewish news., 1925-10-01
MEMBERSHIP c A MPAIGN
ST. II L f ID BY DENVER
SECTION, NCIL OF
JEWISH WOMEN

Council Of Jewish Women is now in
the midst of an intensive membership
campaign. Every Jewish woman
should be member and is urged to
join A most interesting and educa-
tional program is being prepared for
the coming year and it is hoped that all
our Jewish women will take advantage
of same. Dues may be sent to chair
man of membership committee, Mrs
Simon ]. Heller, SJ1 Adams.
The Denver Jewish news., 1925-10-01
UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO
ANNOUNCES AUTUMN Sc
RIES OF LECTURES.

The University Of Colorado an.
nounces a. autumn series OF lectures to
be held every Saturday night, beginning
October 3rd. NJ $ :oO p IN. in the draw.
Ing room OF the Brown Palace Hotel
The University will cndeavor TO bring
authoritative Information 10 the edu.
Gated public in this series.
The professors who win participate
in the serss are; Theodore u. A.
Cockercll So. H., Professor OF Zoology
Scientist Author. World Traveller I;
Francis Ramaley, PhD.. Professor Of
Biology and head Of the department of
biological Sciences; George +. Rey.
noldS, rh.D., LitiD., Professor of Eng
lish Literature and head of the depart
ment of English Literature, Author and
Lecturer; Carl e. Eckhardt, Ph.D.,
Professor of History; Mrs. &. f. Rey-
nolds. VI. A., Assistant Professor of
English Literature; Samuel Lucas
Jcshi. VI. A., Lecturer on Religion and
Philosophy.
The State University is the public's
research laboratory. Here, apart from
prejudiccs. economic pressure and sen.
timentnl influences. men are given some
time for experiment and study in their
special fields. Here the known facts
are collected and classified. hypothesis
set up. and where possible, new facts
and principles established. The Uni
versity has no creeds to defend, NO
theories to uphold. but a desire to dis.
cover and disseminate truth.
In tlis age of specialization it seems
necessary that the professional man
the tradeSman and the business man
give much time and thought to the
problems in his particular occupation,
leaving little time for serious study of
the many grave questions of science,
religion. philosophy. and politics. The
University hopes in this series to bring
to the busy man and woman clear
/
Orics, and facts in these various fields
The manager. Elizabeth Quereau, will
be glad to receive topics for discussion
which nny one may suggest,
The subjects discussed mp unit
Christmas time will be:
/. Oct. 3-"The State in Relation {,
Intellectual Freedom. Prof Josh.
. Oct. 10-"Sun-Ip" by Nollmer (ol
"Peleas and Mclisandc" by Maetcr
linckl. Mrs. Reynolds.
3 Oct. 1T-fieredity and Genius
Prof Ramaley.
4. Oct. 2I-Heredity in Relation II
! Delinquency, Prof Ramaley.
3 Oct. 31-The Present Status o
World War Guilt. Prof Eckhardt.
& Nov. 7-''Democratic Control o
Foreign Relations" Prof. Josh
T. Nov. 1i-Darwinism. Prof. Cock
erell.
s. Nov. 21-Evolution and Moderl
Problems. Prof Cockerell.
.. Nov. 2S-Thc drama Today, Prof
Reynolds.
10. Dee. J-"Pelleas and Melisande''
by Maeterlinck, Mrs. Reynolds.