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The Washington times., 1925-01-03
SALT AND
TAB Assoc
BY Gene Maryat.

CROSSWORD puzzles are moth
~ ing compared to . wonan's
reasons Tor not doing something
she ought to.
The Cynic horns in to remark
that civilization gives you two
weeks . year in which to hate
to 80 back to work.
Give 9 woman plenty Of rope
andshe'll hang up all the
tradesmen.
A brides awakening comes
when he forgets to can her
''10vey dovey.n
Now come away, you little dears.
And don't stay where you are;
You should wear cotton In your
ears
When papa cranlxs the car.
The feminine casus belli - al
ways masculine.
Truth apparently has dis
covered that being Crushed to
EARTH IL q normal condition.
The knee-length skirt seems to
have legged it to victory once
more.
The flapper homeward wends her
wiggling way
And decorates her features as
Within her purse there = her
weekly pay;
Within her head just thoughts
-of clothes.
II you don't believe this y the
age Of aviation, just consider
balloon pants.
The ''wet'' continues, to notify
us that, he Is more than one
balf-of -one-per-cent Ameircan.
we suspect that more than
few Of the black eyes are the
handtworIx Of the well-knOwn
green-eyed monster.
Main streets idea Of art Is
cows in pasture; Broadway's
is calves in revue
!. When Mrs. Woofington Wool
adds another dog to the family
collection she il almost as proud
a.. the mother Of . new baby.
10 the animals ct the zOo It is
the spectators who are behind the
bars.
However, politics never yet was
the science Of keeping your mouth
shut.
You. never hear one of this
jazzing generation complain that
his fOot's asleep.
The hip pocket has long been
the receptacle Tor dangerous weap-
ons: 1t ured to be q gun, but now
it's d flask.
With the automobiles getting
thicker and thicker. the pedestrians
that need q daily dozen are be-
coming fewer and fewer.
And, incidentally, parking and
sparkling seem to have become
synonymous.
The Washington times., 1925-01-03

Main streets idea Of art is
cows in q pasture; Broadway's
is calves in q revue
The Washington times., 1925-01-03

When Mrs. WoofingtOn Wool
adds another dog to the family
collection she il almost IS proud
as the mother OF . new baby.
The Washington times., 1925-01-03
|GODSAVETHE
PRINCE
By John p. Medbury.


THOUSANDS Of girls in this
i country will be tickled to death
to hear that the Prince of Wales
Is learning to play the ukelele'
He wants some instrument that
he can play while he's riding
horse back and won't be damaged
when he falls off.
OF course he wouldn't be al
lowed to play the ukelele on
horse back in this country be-
cause we have a society for the
. prevention OF cruelty to animals
over here.
Our laws seem to be kinder to
the animals than to the citizens.
The Prince Is planning another
trip to the United States and
wants to be able to play some
kind of an instrument when he
arrives, and "a piano is too heavy
70 drag around Long Island.
It is rumored that Edward win
come over here and choose d
wife. Then when she's Queen,
the King can play the ukelele Tor
her.
The Princes favorite songs are
Hard. Hearted Hanna" "Red-
Hot Mamma" big Bad Bill Is
Sweet William Now and several
other sentimental ballads.
Somebody sang 81 Wonder
WHATS Become OF Sally" for him
and he said he didn't KIN Nv. but
he'd have Scotland Yard hunt
for her.
The Prince is so enthused over
the ukeIele that mes surprised
nobody ever introduced it in this
country.
When the Prince visits New
York next time he'll. probably
have q ukelele on each hip.
magazine advertisements tell US
that ukeiele or saxophone can
make you popular over night.
Maybe this is trues but the Prince
got along All righs and he never
even had Q harmohica.
All he needed was a pair OF
shoes and a map OF Long Island.
From now on he'll give away
ukeieles instead OF polo ponies.
They're much safer. The
average person can't fall off a
ukeleie.
The Prince also plays the
violin but he likes the uke
much better. He can play it with
enc hand and hang on to the
horse with the other.
to death. They're glad that24he
Prince didn't take up playing
the organ.
The Prince is crazy about the
pipe organ but with ukelele
there's no plumbing to get out
Of order.
American girls who are anxious
20 marry the Prince should stop
and realize what they'll have to
put up with if they become the
Queen.
Copyright, 1925, King Features
Syndicate. Incl
The Washington times., 1925-01-03

We suspect that more than a
few Of the black eyes are the
handiwork of the well-known
....ss-.... ..,na -.nr,,~kny.
The Washington times., 1925-01-03

The ''wet'' continues. 70 notify
us that, ho is more than . one
halo f-one-per-cent American.
The Washington times., 1925-01-03

II you don't believe this d the
age Of aviation, just consider
balloon pants.
The Washington times., 1925-01-03

However, politics never yet was
the science Of keeping your mouth
shut.
The Washington times., 1925-01-03

TO the animals ct the mo- It is
the spectators who are behind the
bars.
The Washington times., 1925-01-03
The Best Cough Syrup
e HoIs1e-nSade
HNsia IN onw waV - 0nwOse8, and
yOt hmvO tho beo1 ooush TonedY
zen ever t<1eds

You've probably hard Il "
this homemade oCuGh syrup. M
But have y0l ever used it1 N
ThonsandS Of families feel that n
they could hardly keep house
cheap. but the way Is takes hold
OF q cough viii 6oon earn IT, O
permanent placo in your home.
ounces Of PinexI than add plain
granuleted sugar syrup TO hn mp
the pint Or. uso clarified .rAolas:
Ses. honey. or corn syrup. instead
Of sugar. syrup. u tastes good,
never epoilg and Rives you o full
mint Of better cough remedy than
You could buy ready-meAs for
three times it, cost.
lt Is really wonderful how
quickly this homemade. remedy
conquers . c0OGh-tlsually IN 81
hOVlfB Or looe. IL seems TO pane
tfate through sySrv air UR!eaRe
cough. lifts che phlegn. halls Che
1nsdiSas TSIief. Eplsndid 1or tSsoa0
ehitip and brO1ehiAl asthma.
Pinex 3 Q highly .O0naonaraA0a /
compound Of Norway Pima ekHa0k
and has been used for generations II
for throat and chest allmenAB III
TO GvU16 dppCi1tment aGk HI
your druggist for "1A1s Ouncs8 4 MI
Of Pinex with full direO. $W
tiunA, and don't Aoespk any
thing else. Guaranteed % GT
give absolute sAtistaCtion OF Z I,
money refunded. Tho Pinoxan
o., II. Wayne Ind ~
i for coushsA-
The Washington times., 1925-01-03

Truth apparently has dis
covered that being Crushed to
earth, is q normal condition.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

bring on n faintlng attack. There
is n very important psychic Gle.
ment In almost all fainting Mt.
tacks.
The symptoms OF fainting
should DO recognized.
A feeling OF weakness comes
over the patient and blnck spots
float before tho eyes. The face
becomes pale. then grcenish-yel.
low, and tho lips lose their M.
tural color. Cold Precipitation
often breaks out on the fore.
head. o
There In tendency TO yAwn.
The pulse In rapid and wcaN.
Tho respiration Is very shallow.
Finally the patient sinks back In
his seat or falls TO tho ground or
floor unconscious.
When accidents occur fainting
In by no means uncommon. and
you should know that II may be
possible to check n falnting III
provided the proper course IN
taken when the symptoms are
experienced
when the beginning OF the Mt
tack Ia felt or noticed Il often
may be checked by lying down.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
GUNS AGAIN

THERE is one angle TO the brutal kid
i mapping and murder of Mary DAILY,
little Montclair N. j., girl, by Harrison
Noel, that should not be overlooked.
1t is easy for Noel, admittedly insane,
to buy all the firearms he wanted.
He should have been kept in an asylum,
but it is apparent that the indiscriminate
sale OF revolvers without restriction
makes it possible for violent insane per-
sons to buy a young arsenal should they
desire.
Limiting the sale of firearms by law Is
inevitable in this country.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

be held UP by the quota on
your return.
Mr. Fizit: Some time ago
tCheh the ioorkmeH tccre grad
ing the alley back Of our place.
they piled lot Of rubbish
against the garage saying 10
inouid be removed later. II has
not been removed. To phom
should apply 10 hate % taken
apdp' r. w.
Call MAin-6000. ask for tho
streets and sewer department,
and report the circumstances and
the exact location,
Mr.. Firit: Please call the at
tention Of the street department
10 The broken semer main at
I'm duc. and Denny Way.
READER.
This Is probably not a broken
sewer, but Whatever IL ~ tho
streets and sewers department
has promised to give (, attention.
Mr.. Firtt: What Is the small
est amount ono may pay TO
collection agency. tohere there
Is no specific cortrdetf Also
hon many years before doctor
bHl 70 outldDcd IN Tiiinoisp
b. ".
II there ls no specific under
standing as to amount, you may
pay the collection agency as lit
tie as II will accept. Better agree
upon q sum that you can meet
monthly. I can. not say as 10 I'LL
nois, but In most states an open
account OF any kind Ia outlawed
after three years. But IL you
have made payments on II. the
three years runs from tho time
OF your last payment. II there
is a note or due bill II runs six
years.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

Schaii campaign had slash fund
Of $4,000. obtained from bootleg.
gers. etc. and presenting man
other complaints. The contest ,eiii
come before the senatorial COM
miiiee on pripiIeoe, and elections In
the merit congress
Q. Was the character Of Joe, the
Fat Boy" in Charles Dickens Pick
wick Papers drawn from a real
character
A. 10 is said that the original OF
this character uds probably one
James Buddeu. landlord Of the Red
lion inn IN Military I'd. Chatham.
Q. Which IL the most costly. In
dunn. platinum. osnium or rho
dunn
A. iridium Il north approximately
1878 per ounce; platinum. jif7 per
ounce: osriiurt, 800 per ounce. and
rhodium, 800 per ounce.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
Sent to Reform School Years Ago, He Runs 1t Now

changes First u all. there are
no guards at the rsfounaiory.
Tho windows are not barred
The boys govern and discipline
themselves thru an honor Hgs-
tenn they are taught how 70
work, they are allowed 10 come
and 80 10 tho town on fire.
quent 0ccahions. they are given
training that VIII enable them
10 live honestly when they re-
turn 90 their homes.
And this new By6tem works.
ireland won't admit there IL
such "A thing an bad boy.
MlsundsfstoOd boys. unhealthy
boys. neglected boys-but not
bad ones.
There T. a way 20 even
boy's heart" he says-remern.
Der. he isn't much more than q
boy himself
we haye a student council
Of nine boys 20 deal with Of
Tenders and various school
problems. and you would b.
surprised how strict they are.
No petty act goes UNPUBLISHED.
but every chap gets Justice At
their hands"
Occasionally some lad runs
away. No guard IL sent afts
him. Two Of biS fellows go
find him and reason with him,
winding up by asking him 70
return Of his own free will
And 30 far. every single one
has done Bol
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
THE GLORY OF 1T
ny r. y, PAM

H fiis me pS-i made a successful
Such was the first question of the res
cued aviators of the lost seaplane.
The hurricane had beaten upon them.
The torrents of rain had drenehed them.
The angry waves had torn at their little
craft Helpless, always with Deaths cold
breath staring in their faces, alone, lost
TO all the world, save that part of it COW
cred by "the everlasting wings" of God
Nine days and nine nights sitting star
ing into one another's faces. thinking.
thinking of loved ones who would never
know their fate. Careers dying, youth,
life on the abyss, the salt of deadly waters
on their lips. water tanks empty, food
gone, tiny shell between them and the
depths.
And stepping forth from the terror and
suffering of it, they ask If the great deed
which they undertook has succeeded!
Unconquerable spirit of American
patriotism and loyalty to service! Unsub-
dued by elements, distance, loneliness, tor
ture of mind and body. Stronger than
wings. engines, controls, all the mechanism
of mighty invention. Greater than
army, navy. aeronautic organization.
The spirit that defies and conquers the
limit of endurance.
The nobleness of purpose that turns dis
aster into glorious test thru which prog
ress shall carry on" to final triumph.
And, while it moves the men who serve
this nation, America cannot fail in any
right thing that the Almighty has given
man capacity to do.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
published psIy
~ The star
Publishing CO.
Phone MAin
sseo
WASTE
STANDARDIZATION has been apple,

STANDARDIZATION has been applied
~ generally TO production.
But we hesitate TO apply that econ
omy to distribution.
For instance: There are just three
grades of certain canned fruits.
Every can of each of these grades is
exactly like every other. Nobody's
brand. is any better or any worse than
and other, except as some brands stand
for first and some for second or third
grades There is no concealment which
of these any particular brand is.
Yet the very packers themselves put
out their goods under dozen brands of
their own, ostensibly competing with
themselves. besides the scores Of custo-
mers' private brands.
II is supposed TO help selling" II GER
tainly does not make for saving lost mo-
ton in distribution generally And some
body pays for it.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
fl'2Fkkq'MGfSSj|l!|!l!Ii'E!! >

CONSIDER the lawn mower, the rake times
" drawn when they're slated nppoachn
20 I'll them with As then coneh their
doom.
They've kept the front lawn Ike blanket
and they've with blade that's
needed gladly they the dickens when sun
Is here
Tho garden out bnc has been lookn
been workn with ygor and vim Let's
their best They're bound for the cellar
We're nearing tho time grabs
the place Of the three MI labor then
rest while they but winter there's
Copyright 1926. for The Seattle stan
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
COMPETITION

COMPETITION is the life of progress.
~ The radio having cut into the talk
ing machine business, the photograph
manufacturers had to bestir themselves,
to make something better
So one company announces a mechan-
ical and another an electrical improve
ment, either of which it is claimed, will
make sound reproduction perfect.
Thus we shall continue to have two
instruments, the radio to bridge space,
and the monograph to bridge time.
You will never hear Caruso by radio,
nor Coolidge's speech, while he is deiv-
ering 1t, on the monograph
A congressman brags that he has carried one
umbrella 100000 miles. The owner must have been
after him red hot.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
w hat to DO hen
q Person Fd1nts

II n couch or bench is avail.
able one should Immediately Ito
down and allow the head 10 hang
over the end or side. II one
IL trying TO check n faInting at,
tack In another person he should
remember that tho faco 10 tho
Indicator to watch.
II tho face In pale II In an In.
dicauon that there In lnck Of
blood In tho brain. Lowering tho
head causes the blood TO go TO the
brain.
II Is n fairly safe rlile IN Nil
accidents therefore that II the
face is pale tho head should DO
lowered. IL tho face Is red tho
hend should be raised on u pillow
or cot.
In all cases OF fainting IL Is
important that tho fainting per.
son should have plenty. OF fresh.
cool air A supply OF fresh air
will often bring about recovery.
Dashing cold water on tho
face or chest Is also useful.
Smelling salts or n few drops
OF ammonia on a handkerchief
held under the nose at inter-
walls few moments apart until
tho patient has taken ono
breath will assist In recovery.
Tanning tho face will also help.
Ordinarily, however, all that
Is required II recumbent po-
sition with tho head lower than
the rest Of the body.
When patients who have
tainted ngain become conscious
they should be given half II
teaspoonful OF aromatic spirits
OF ammonia in plenty OF water,
II II In available.
Never, under and ciroum.
stances, should you permit n
person who has Just rogaincd
consciousness from fainting
nj to get UP or attempt to
walk until he has fully re-
covered, You should watch such
n patient carefully.
II consciousness does not 70.
turn nftor u few minutes and
after the above outlined mens-
urcs have been rosortcd to. YOU
should lose no time in sum.
monlng physician.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

reformatofy. which n located ~
Mlllrdgeylils Ca after "A lonE
series ~ boyish prsnks and mis-
demeanors. lie found a woman
IN charge. Mrs orian Manson,
and she worked wonders with
him Convincing him that de-
linquency was only another
namo for weakness. she soon
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

had him showing all the
strength ana courage Of young
manhood
lie soon became q triHty.
Then he was made supern-
trndent ~ the reformatory
farm. 10 become Mrs, Manaon'a
secretary n little later
Then Mrs Manson died. And
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
Mr.. F9r1t of The Star
Undertakes Here to Remedy Your Troubles IL They
Are of Public Interest

3fr. Firi,: We iiue tast out
eide the city limits In our otrB
home. Is there any tray tcc
can keep a japanese family from
renting and occupying the place
merit TO oursr A.
IL you viii lay all the facts
before the prosecutor he can tell
you IL you have remedy. His
office ia in the county-city build
Ing. telephone MAin-423s. II It
Ia agricultural land you prob
ably can stop It. IL It is only
for home and rented from
month to month, you probably
cannot.
Hr. Fi1it: desire to attend
the normal school at Belling-
ham. but hare not enough
money to do so. is there a
public loan fund for students.
or Is u possible to BORROW from
private individuals TN Scatter
A Wouh-Be Teacher.
Mr.. Fixit knows Of no organi-
ration or private individual who
could help you, but will be glad
TO put such person or organiza-
ton in touch with this would
be teacher.
Mr. Ftrh: Recently took
out American citizenship papers
declaring my intention 10 be-
come q citizen. I not0 1ish 10
return 10 my old home on
tistt. Would lose mn Ameri-
can citizenship u / left this
copntrv7 ANXIOUS.
Assuming that you have taken
out only your first papers and
you are not away more than 6
months. you will not. 1t would
be well TO call at the immlgra-
ton office at Union ut. and
First ave. and get a re-entry
permit, 30 that you would not
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

Ireland was elected supern
tondsnt By the trustees not
from sentimental reasons. but
because they were convinced
that he was the IDEAL person
20 lead MI the IN. boys" az
the reformatofy 10 Tho path Of
good citizenship
Ireland has Installed many
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

when you consider that IA five
years he rose from prisoner 20
superintendent; but when you
learn that the roformatory. un-
der his guidance. has become
one OF the model schools Of the
nation. II becomes fairly nmaE.
Ing.
Ireland was sentenced 20 tho
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
SMOKING ROOM
STORIES
NM YOUNG Ipoy eAme hotne

MY young BOY came home
Nl with first prize and
good mark for the best compost.
tlon on radios. Haid tho proud
pop. In the smoker "somo Of
tho things that he mentioned
were that. sometimes, sounds
that came over the radio sounded
like a patient, both coming out
Of IN. ether Hut what got tho
prize vas this; An radio cur
rents are grown in electric light
plants and ara started from cleo
trio lLKht bnlha
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
!? !? ANSWERS to Your Questions !? 2

Q. Was the election OF Senator
schall OF Minnesota over Magnus
johnson brought TO n suit
A. on February 2. 1925. pc
iiiion ieas flied By Senator Ma0Hus
johnson eoHiestin1 the election Of
Mr. Schail TO the senate. on grounds
alleging riolatson Of the corrupt
practice act. claiming that The
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
VACATIONSl

ON one hand all of the vacation thrill
" is over. That concerns the kids.
Schools started.
On the other hand the vacation thrill
has just started. This concerns mother.
Few youngsters realize just how much
mother gives up, how much work she
does, what effort she goes to, to see that
the kids have real rest from school
studies.
When the little old school bell rings,
teachers take the youngsters off mothers
hands for few hours day.
And Nom gets the much needed rest.
Ciothiers' convention at Chicago decides that, 10
be In style, man must have four business suits,
one full dress. one dinner coat frock two over.
coats. And. by heeld IL catches most ChicsEoans
with dinner coat one froek pants and most Of
q diekey vest
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

Q. Can one become pharmacist
in the navy without enlIsting7
A. In order TO become phdrma-
c1st In the nary one mast enlist ig
the hospital corps Of the nary.
After q number Of years cxper-
iercs IN this corps ono Is eligible
70 stand examination for phdrmacist
Nth rank Of trarrant officer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

state REFORM
atory ns a
thoroly had"
boj, william
r. Ireland n
today superln. :
tendent Of tho
Institution and
~ erpsntlinE
every effort 90
help It's youth
fll In M tcs
mand their
ways and be.
como good cit
izens again
1 2 = In n a
ease IL siIrpris
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

10 faint some
times fro IN
very slig h I
causes. A per.
son may faint
from oxhaus.
I l o n, fro m
weakness. from
h o m orrhnge.
from extreme
h eat, from
lack OF air, or
from so m o
@ m on n |
shock. Fear
m ay produce
faintlng. Tho
sight or odor
of hlootl may
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
BY DIR. HUGH s. CUMMING
Surgeon General, United States
Public Health Service

COME people faint much moro
~ easily than others. The tend
ency 10 faint does not always dc.
pend upon physical strength.
Strong men have been known
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

Texas is now trying 10 boost real estate boom.
Ought 60 be a scream. In state where the realtor
can sub-dyidc with lots the sire OF counties.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

A TLANTA. Ca. Sept H.
~ Sentenced five years ago 20
an indcterminato term IN tho
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

Surplus and assets OF Ford Motor company. with.
out subsidiaries s66t.6stt6s. Other properties put
Henry over the billion mark And siIll the man tails
Of mechanical COW.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

The carrier pigeon. which
granddad used 10 seo IN untold
millions aud OF which there n
not one left were known 10
cover tho distance between tho
Gulf OF Mexico and the Great
Lakes between dawn and dusk.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

The right" whale weighs
about 100 tons. equal 10 30
average elephants.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15
NATURELAND

There are IFS. 5000. 900 cells in
your lungs and, " laid out flat.
they'd cover over 30 times moro
surfRce than your body has.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-15

white light can be seen
farthest on dark nights and red
lights on bright. moonshiuy
nights.