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New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
CURE FOR WORRY IS
OFFERED BY PASTOR
Trinity Methodist Church Proposes
to Give Greatest Room
Tomorrow Evening

"rhe greatest boon to the human
race, a sure cure for worry, a disease
that universally afflicts mankind is
the announcement of the service at
Trinity NJ. T. church tomorrow eve
ming. Mrs. w. J. Warner Of
Springfield, Mass. will sing. Mrs
Warner is the Contralto soloist in the
Faith church of Springfield. She has
studied with Professors Van York
Turner and Bishop, and has done
considerable concert work over a
wide area. She is also known to
radio enthusiasts, having broadcast
Cd many times from WIZ Spring
field and VITO Hartford. Mrs
Warner who has appeared before in
the Sunday evening musical pro
grams at Trinity church is a sister
Of +. w MacontHer treasurer Of the
New Britain Trust Co., and mem
Der of the Clcf Male quartet.
Her solos tomorrow will be as fol-
lows:
GLOW Lovely Are Thy Dwellings"
HE Shall Feed His Flock" from
The Messiah" ...,..... Handel
THE Virgins Lulluhy. Dudley Buck
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Religious Items

]
Three prominent speakers will h,
heard at the Stanley Memorial
church Tuesday night M o'clock
They are Rev. y. Brewer Eddy DD
Of Boston. Rev. George l.. Cndv of
New York city, aud Rev. Shcrrod
Soule of Hartford. A publjc sun
per will be served at the Stanley
Memorial church at G o'clock.
The annual meeting of the Stan
Icy Memorial church Mems cluh
will be held Friday evening, Off
GERS will be elected and reports
read.
The South CONGREGATIONAL church
basketball team will open the sea-
son tonight At the State armory.
playing the National Guard Re-
serves,
The topic at the First Congrcga-
tional church Young Peoples So
cloty tonight will be immortality"
The society Will hold a harvest sup
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28

hearing has been ordered TO pass
upon the claims of Captain Bcde
Bentley. A recent British war office
announcement said that the idea OF
tanks is not new, that II, G. Wells
described them in n novel In 1908,
and that the award was intended for
The man or men who drew UP the
specific plans used for the first tanks.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Western Film at
The South Church

a The South CONGREGATIONAL
church tomorrow the motion picture
TO be shown at the evening service
is The Man Who Fights Alone"
with William Tarnum cast in the
leading role. Farnum is power
engineer-a silent lone fighter Of
the west--a pioneer Of industry who
has to overcome not only practically
insurmountable physical obstacles
but mental ones in the bargain. He
has to master himself to win sue
cess.
This picture was filmed in Yose-
mite Valley, Cal. and offers some
scenes of remarkable beauty.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
RELIGIOUS INSTITUTE

The second session of the religious
education institute will be held nj
the First Congregational church
chapel at T:3O o'clock Monday eve
ming. There will be a demonstra-
ton in teaching an intermediate
class. Miss Margaret Porter will de-
liver lecture on Child Psych-
ology." The institute is being con-
Quoted under the auspices Of the
New Britain Council of Education.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28

A cantata Song Of Thanksgiving,
by j, II. Maundcr, will be given at
st. Marks Episcopal church tomor-
row evening, beginning at 1910
O'Clock. Soloists will be Ralph r.
Britton, baritone; Frank n. Kelly,
tenor: and William Westerman, boy
soprano.
Mr. Britton Is song leader for the
Rotary club and widely known
soloist, Mr. Kelly is tenor soloist at
the Center Congregational church at
Hartford. William Westcrman is
the 13-year-old son of Mr.. and Mrs.
George Wcsterman OF 16 Carmel
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
AMERICAN CLAIMS
TANK PRIZE AWARD
Says It Was Invented by Mime.
sofa Engineer

New York. Nov. IS P,-Tbn
i.nitad st,4os bos otoi,,o,,+ Gov
.,.~ooo
'0'iie u INC 'I'''0'' prize money
offered by The British government TO
the inventor Of the tank"
Francis j. Lowe, for many wears
4 tractor salesman and now a metro
poltan real estate operator. gives
Edwin Whcclock, a tractor engineer
OF Winona. Mich, credit for the
tathering of the machines that were
a sensation Of the world war.
In April, 1915, Mr.. Lowe said YES
terday, ~ went to Europe TO sell
some caterpillar tractors, and took
with me some blucprints of a pro
posed 100000 pound tractor, made
by Mr.. Whcelock."
He went to Col. Sir Henry Capel-
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28

street and is brother to George
Westerman, Jr., yiolinist. He has
been a member Of st. Marks choir
for three years. The choir consists
.of A. men and boys.
80 COME. LET Us SING"
.Chorus--"O come, let us sing"
Duet (soprano and tenor)-"The
eyes Of all wait upon Thee"
.Chorus-"Beforc the mountains were
brought forth"
"GREAT IS THE LORD"
Solo tsoprano) -"When DER the
trees Of Eden"
Chorus tcnors and basses) -"Great
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Emmanuel Gosnel

Sunday-10:15 a. m. prayer scrv-
ice. 10;45 a. m, preaching service !;
Rev. S. f. Taylor of New York city.
1915 p. m, Sunday school. p. M.
Ukrainian service 5;45 p. M, Young
Peoples missioner service. 7 o'clock.
evening service; Mr., Taylor will
preach.
Monday =. m, trustees meet
ing. S p. NJ, board meeting.
Tuesday--3 p. M. ladies' meeting
at home Of Mrs, c. r. Cutie, 81 Pros
pect street.
Wednesday-2:So p. m, religions
instruction class. 7:45 p. M, cot
.tagc meeting.
Thursday--3 p. m, religious IN
struction class. T:45 p. m, special
prayer meeting.
Fridays p. NJ, choir practice.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Christian Science

Sunday service at 1o:45 4. M, sub
jcct: Ancient and Modern NEGRO
NANCY, Alias Mesmerism and Hyp-
notism, Denounced" Sunday school
at Gas a. m.
Wednesday evening meeting at s
o'clock.
The reading room--room 5O4 Ma
tional Bank building IS open to the
public daily from 10 a. NJ. until $50
p. m, except Sundays and holidays.
also Saturday evenings from GAS to
8:45 o'clock.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Civic Sermons in
Pulpits Tomorrow

Tomorrow will be "Civic Sunday"
in the New Britain churches and
many members Of the local clergy
will speak on citizenship" At
least two local pastors have taken as
their subjects Citizens Of No Mean
City"
The service is in connection with
the Chamber Of Commerce request
10 have civic sermons delivered
from the pulpit. Rev. Theodore A.
Greene is chairman OF the commit
tee
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
UNION MISSIONARY SERVICE

The Stanley Memorial. First, and
South Congregational churches will
hold union missionary service in
the First Congregational church TO-
morrow evening. Rev. John J.
Banninga Of Pasumulai, South In
dia, will speak on "a New Day For
the Rubber Caste" 'What Consti-
tutes Stewardship? will be- the
topic Of an address by Rev. Sher-
rod Soule. u. D., of Hartford. Mrs.
Charlotte H. Brown viii also
speak.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Nondcnominational


sunday--1o:15 a. m, prayer meet
Ing. 10:45 a. m, preaching by the
pastor, subject: THE Awakening
Needed" IL noon, Sunday school
session. 6 p. m, Young Peoples
meeting, led by r. ]. Kloiber. p.
m, preaching by the pastor, SUBJ
Ject: Soul Winning"
Mondays p. M. official board
meeting.
Wednesday-2:S0 p, m, children's
meeting.
Thursday-7:45 p. m, church
prayer meeting.
Friday-7:45 p. m, choir rehear-
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Stanley Memorial

Sunday-1O a. M, young peoples
department of the church school.
l0:45 o'clock, morning worship and
sermon by the pastor, Rev. II. ~
Gilman, subject, "Better Citizen
ship" II Soon. junior, primary and
beginners departments OF the
church school. 7:S0 p. M, union
service in the Center Congregational
church.
Tuesday--6-S p. m, public supper
served by the ladies. p. NJ pro-
gram: speakers, Rev. D. Brewer
Eddy of Boston. Rev. George L.
Cady of New York and Rev. Sher-
rod Soule of Hartford.
Wednesday-2;3O p. NJ. week day
church school, grades three. four
and five. 1880 p. M, Boy Scouts.
troop 10.
Friday-7:30 p. m. annual meet
ing of the Mems club with reports
and election of officers
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
RECTOR FOR rs YEARS

PontypooI, Eng.-After rs years
Of service with the same parish, htc
Row Christopher Cook has vacated
the living Of Mamhilad, near this
place. He is 1O1 years old.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Methodist Church
Trinity

Sunday-9:S0 a. m, Everyman's
Bible class; woman's Bible class and
church school. 10:45 a. m, sermon
by the pastor, Citizens of No Mean
City" 6 p. M, Epworth league.
1913 p. m, sermon by the pastor,
Don't Worry" Mrs. Minna War
ner, contralto.
Monday-7;SO p. M, teachers in
stitute at Center church.
Tuesday-6:S0 p. M, Philathea
supper. 7:15 p. m, Boy Scouts. Z
p. m, girls get-together to dress
dolls. 7:45 p. m, class meeting. s
p. m, Junior Aid meeting.
Wednesday-2:S0 p. m, week day
religious school; third grade. $50
p. ~, Ladies' Aid supper.
Thursday-7;4o p. m, prayer
service.
Friday--2:So p. m, meeting Of
sewing school teachers. p. m,
sewing school. 1880 p. M, choir
rehearsal
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
st. Marks GDisCopal

First Sunday in Advent $50 a.
M. holy communion in the church.
$50 a. m, church school. II a. M,
holy communion and sermon by the
rector. CTS p. m, Young Peoples
fellowship. 1880 p. NJ, cantata:
Maunder's Song Of Thaqksgiving."
Monday-St, Andrews day. $50
a. M, holy communion.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Church Services

In English at a. m. German con.
fossional service at 10 a. m. Com
munion service at 10:45 a. m. Eng
fish Sunday school following Eng
fish service.
Mid-weels Advent service, Wed,
nesday at 7:4J p. m.
st. Johns
Sunday - $3.50 a. M, Sunday
school. 104S a. M, German service.
IL noon, English confessional and
communion service instead OF the
regular English morning service.
Tuesday-2:3O p. m, meeting OF
the Ladies' Aid society.
Wednesdays p. m, meeting OF
the church board.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Swedish Bethany

Sunday-Morning service at 1880
o'clock. Sunday school at 1910 \.
m. Evening service at 100 o'clock.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28

Is the Lord"
Chorus tsopranos)-"The strcamlct
raised its gcntler voice"
Chorus--"Grcat is tho Lord"
THE PROMISE"
Solo (tenor)-"Thus saith the Lord"
Chorus - while the earth re-
maineth.'
Hymn, for choiy and congregation
I'VE plough the fields"
THE FTLFILMENT"
Rect. and Air tbass or contralto)-
Consider the lilies"
Solo (soprano)--"O lovely flowers,
blest messengers divine"
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Elm Swedish J

Sunday-10 a. m, Bible school
and Mems Bible class. Morning
worship and sermon by the pastor,
Rev. AXel I. Peterson at II o'clock,
holy communion. $50 p. m, Young
Peoples meeting. Evening service
at 1880 o'clock; the pastor will
preach and the choir will sing.
Wednesday-"The Kings Daugh-
tiers" social gathering at s p. IN.
Thursdays p. m, prayer meet
ing.
Fridays p. m, choir rehearsal.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Congregational Churches
First

Sunday-lO a. M, church school.
II o'clock, morning worship. Cor
gan prelude at 1885 a. n.y. Chill
dren's sermon by Rev. Warren NJ.
Bodgett. Sermon by Rev, Theodore
A. Greene. 1915 p. m, special
meeting of all First church men,
bers. 5 p. m, Armenian service.
Preacher: Rev. Yervant H. Haddian,
Pho. s p. NJ, Young Peoples
meeting. 1880 p. m, union Mission
airy service in First church. Speak
ers: Rev. John J. Banninga, Mrs.
Charlotte II. Brown and Rev. Sher-
rod Soulc, D. D.
Monday-7:SO p. NJ, religious
education institute in the chapel.
Tuesday-3-1O p. m, Yosng Wom-
ems Missionary society. 8 p. m,
Women's club of New Britain. musi-
Gale In the church. Soloist: Lam
bert Murphy, tenor. 2 p. M, Ar
menian Bible class for women.
Wednesday-2:30 p. m, sixth
grade weekday church school. $50
p. m, Young copies society supper.
Thursday-S p. m, seventh and
eighth grades weekday church
school. 4:3O p. M, Girl Scout
meeting.
Friday-7:15 p. M, Boy Scout
meeting.
South
Sunday-9:50 a. M, Italian de-
partment OF the church school;
senior high school and young peo-
pies grades In the senior room.
1880 a. M. worship OF the Italian
mission at Hunter road. 1O:45
o'closk, morning worship. Sermon
by Rev. Alexander C. Purdy, DID.
II a. M, beginners department of
the church school. 1910 p. M,
primary department; junior depart
ment, grades four, five and six; IN
termediate department, grades seven'
eight and nine in the senior room.
2:SO p. m. Assyrian worship;
church school OF the italian mission,
Hunter road community house. Ills
o'clock. evening worship. Motion
picture: 1.-THE Man Who Fights
Alone"
Monday-7-S p. NJ, meeting ana
supper of the young woman's de-
partment. 1880 p. m, meeting OF
the girls auxiliary. 1880 p. m, at
the First church chapel, demonstra-
ton In teaching an intermediate
class In the institute course for
workers In religious education, con-
Quoted by the New Britain Council
of Religious Education, p. IN, at
the First church chapel, lecture on
Child Psychology by Miss Mar
garet Porter, in the institute course
for workers In religious education.
Tuesday, 2. M, Assyrian Wom-
ems Sewing club. 7:15 p. M, meet
ing of Troop ., Boy Scouts OF
America.
Thursday-5-7 p. m, the basket
ball teams will practice at the Boys
club.
Friday-4:16 p. M, meeting of
Girl Scouts.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Lutheran Churches

st. Matthew's
First Sunday In Advent. Service
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28

Sunday -- $50 a. NJ, Sunday
school. 1890 a. M, service in Eng
fish. 1880 p. m, service in German.
Tuesdays p. M. meeting OF the
Young Peoples society.
Wednesdays p. H., class in re-
ligious instruction.
Thursdays p. NJ. class In re-
hgious instruction. 5 p. m., prayer
meeting In German.
Friday evening, Boy Scouts.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-28
Baptist Churches
First


Morning worship at 1916 o'clock.
Sermon by Rev. William Ross. Sub
ject: THE City Beautiful" Bible
school and Brotherhood at 1910 p.
m. BY. Y. p. u; leader, Miss Marion
Andrews, at p. IN.
Monday-7:3O p, m, Boy Scouts.
Wednesday-2:S0 p. m, loving
service class at the home Of Mrs. b.
c, Mann, 1S6 Maple street. 2:3O D.
m, religious instruction. p. M,
Heralds and Crusaders, missionary
program.
Thursdays p. M, religious in
Hruction. 7:45 p. m. mid-week
service.
Friday-4:15 p. m, Girl Scouts.
$50 p. M, junior choir. $50 p. M,
w. W. G. Y. W. S. G. supper.
The Washington times., 1925-03-26
Col. R. H, ALLEN,
INFANTRY
CHIEF
Rose From Ranks to Succeed
General FarnsWorth, Who
Is to Be Retired

Having served in the United
States Army for the past forty-one
years, Major General Charles )
Farnsworth, chief Of Infantry, to.
morrow viii pass on to the retired
list. Colonel Robert II. Allen takes
office tomorrow as the new chief
Of infantry, with the rank OF
major general.
General Farnsworth was called
in August of 1920 from the L. 3.
Infantry School, where he was the
commandant, to fill the post OF
chief Of infantry, then just Great
ed Under his guidance the OFFICE
was organized, and since thai time
ne had directed its operation.
General Farnsworth was born on
October g. 1862, and was appoint
Cd to West Point from the State
OF Pennsylvania. graduating from
the academy July 1, 1882. During
the world war he served in the
national army with the rank OF
brigadier, and later major general.
He is q graduate of the Army War
College Of the class Of 1916, and the
Army Staff College of 1910. He is
q distinguished graduate Of the Army
School OF the Line for 1909. In ad.
dition, General Farnsworth has re
ceived the Distinguished Service
Medal for his brilliant work.
Colonel Robert n. Allen, the new
chief OF infantry, arrived in Wash
1ngton on March Is to make q
The Washington times., 1925-03-26
CATHOLIC.
HOLY CITY
GROUP
Regina vachon, Trinity Col
IsgS, Named chairman-WilI
Assist Bible Play

Regina Vachon Of Trinity College
has been appointed chairman of
the college and academy committee
which IL cooperating for the sue
cess OF the st. Patrick Players pro
ducttOn Of THE Holy City" to be
offered At the National Theater
next week for the Educational and
Welfare Center fund.
other members OF the committee
are Harriet Dugan, of Visitation
Academy, Julia Daley of ST.
ceceIia's. Miss Josephine Gallery of
Immaculate Seminary. Elizabeth
Finch OF Sacred Heart. Helen Hig.
gins Of Immaculate Conception
Academy. Thomas j. Dunn Of st.
Johns College, Frank j. Murray,
president of the 1925 class at
GEORGETOWN, and James f. O'Don.
nell Of Gonzaga College.
The committee from the Catholic
Daughters of America comprises
Doctor Mary c.. BoIand, Lulu Fitz-
patrick, Leonora Anthony. Anna
Beichert, Florence Winters, Elsie
Bennett, Sarah Policy, Mrs. Anna
Holmes. Mary j. Stoneman, Rita
Fogarty. Margaret Doran, Mrs
ellen Smith, Mrs. Sadie Trapp.
Mrs. Anna Kerfoot, Mrs. Sarah
Gantley, Mrs. Katheryn Martin
Mrs. Mary Kirby and Mrs. Eliza
beth GOwaIlS.
The Washington times., 1925-03-26

study of his new duties. The new
chief entered the army as a private
of the Eighth u. s. Cavalry on
June s, 1898, and was commits
stoned a second lieutenant of in
fantry in the regular service on
October 81, 1895. He reached the
grade of colonel on July l, 1920.
Colonel Alien was born in Vir-
ginia on July 10, 1870. He served
as acting chief of staff of the
Eighty-fifth Division; comma nder,
depot brigade. of the same division
and commanding officer OF the
Three Hundred and Thirty-seventh
Infantry, during the late war. lie
commanded the Three Hundred ana
Fifty-sixth Infantry, Eighty'nlntn
Division, during the closing opera
lions of the Meuse-Argonne often
sive, and received the Distinguishes
Service Media.
The Washington times., 1925-03-26
GRAND JURY To
PROBE STATE
CRAFT
Letters Between FoFD9sr
Banker and EK-Fina1es Com
missioner In Missouri
Evidence

JEFFEReoA CITY, Mo, March
2s.-Immediats confirmation Of the
temporary appointment Of W1iiiana
70, Iuendt, banker, ~ State H.
nance commissioner by the senate,
and a. general saake,up in the H.
nance department, 10 expedite in,
vestiga1ion procedures. were ex.
pected today In the States probe
into alleged, irregularities of Frank
G. Millspangh. suspended finance
commissioner.
Immediate grand Jury action.
also scheduled to assume definite
form today, was to include the
latest evidence of alleged corrup-
ton, a great eheaf of correspond
ence said to have passed between
Jerome B. McCuthan, former
banker, now under charges Of grand
larceny, and Mu1spaugh. Some Of
these letters. said to have been
written by McCuthan to Roy Z.
Myers, former secretary of the de-
funct Citizens Trust Company. of
CORN, around which the probe cen.
tiers and Of which McCuthan was
director, bore such extracts as
I think he is getting anxious to
play with u.s." meaning Millspaugh,
and Il can use some pressure on
him IL you need it. He is sure
going 10 shoot with u.s."
Governor Baker has ordered an
immediate grand jury investigation
starting in Scotland county with
probability Of hearings in other
| counties at later dates.
A shakeup in the personnel Of
the finance department is pending
and McCuthan was arrested within
an hour after he had declared he
would clear -Millspaugh's name, who
he said, was innocent. McCuthan
was taken into custody on charges
| OF grand larceny, accused of steal
ing $11,O4O promissory note from
the CORN bank.
The Washington times., 1925-03-26
BOY BANDITS CONSCIENCE
FORCES. HIM TO CONFESS

DETROIT, Mich, March 26.-Be-
cause his conscience troubled him,
Frank Thomas, fifteen years old,
gave himself up to the police and
confessed he was one of the band
Of youths who held up and fatally
shot Jack Newman, twenty-five
years old, January 20. He said he
did not fire at Newman.
The boy said he fled to Pitts
burgh soon after the holdup. His
conscience troubled him, he said,
and he wrote to his brother, Joe
Thomas, and told him Of his com.
plicity in the crime. Joe advised
him to return and surrender.
Three other youths have con-
fessed their part in the stick-up
and shooting. Their trial on a
murder charge is set for Tuesday.
They are Michael Popoff, Michael
Karash and Paul Wilmont, all
Under twenty years of age.
The Washington times., 1925-03-26
What's Doing Today
and Tomorrow
Today.


Meeting1The Irish History study
o clock.
Luncheons-Kiwanis Club. at the
Club, at the Franklin Square Hotel. and
the Radiant Club, at the Lafayette
Club. at 1890 o'clock.
Address-By Doctor John j. Tigert'
United States Commissioner OF Edu.
cation. before the teachers Of division
10 to Is of the District Public Schools
at the Dunbar High School at 2:46
Address-By Major Joseph C. Fegan.
national adjutant of the Marine Corps
League before the Washington detach-
ment of the league in room No. 104 of
the Old Land Office building, tonight.
Meeting-The James K. Walker Post
No. 26. of the American Legion IN the
G. A. at $3.50 o'clock.
Meeting-Keane Council, OF the
knights of Columbus in the K. OF 9.
clubhouse at o'clock.
Meeting--Capitol Council of the Royal
Dinner-Judge Mary oToole, chair
man Of the finance committee to pre-
side at the radio dinner of the Wom-
ems city Club to pc broadcast over
WRC a..o.
of the Women's City Club at 4:45
Meetings-The Veterans of the Span
>ish War General Nelson A. Miles camp;
James S. Petit Auxiliary, in the Po-
tOmac Bank building at Georgetown
tonight. ~.
officers to the Phoenix Lodge, NO. ~,
Of the 1. 70. o. F. in their hall at Ben
MeetingGrhe New Jerusalem Lodge.
Mestines-Y w, c. A.-Miss Anne L.
feathers discussion on Friendship a.
o'clock in Ga e street southwest; tne
Greek Mutual Aid Society oazar.
bnilding; and the world fellowship com
mittee at the home of Mrs. William
Adams slade. 3425 ordway street ~
$3.50 o'clock.
Meeting-The Takoma Chapter. NO
~ Of the Order of the Eastern star
in the Masonic Hall. at O'CLOCK .na
EntertainmsntTB yn the sCno6 BOYS son g Inc
s. Petit Camp. No. g. United pss6ns sgSnlsn
War veterans; at 81 AIS o7clock fur
the benefit of the relief fund. 60,
Conference-Pan-A American on CapI-
tai Cities by the Washington COMMITTEES
Of t One I Hundcs6 CT Civic he
Meeting-The J. Morto.n Reed COunciI;
No. /, of the Junior Order United
Am Mesra,teinr9E sen board of the
Prince Georges County Federation Q. OF
| Women's Clubs. on the eighth tIoor OF OF
Woodward and Lothrops. at lO:"V
Msetings-Masonic lodges; St. Johns.
No II; National, No. H. and Hope! NO.
1Oi LectnreG'"The Well Planned Garden
| by Miss H. Kruger. Reconstruction aide
in horticulture, at Walter Reed Hospi-
Woman's Club of Chevy Chase, at.
| West Melrose street, at $3.50 O'Clock.
The Washington times., 1925-03-26
A DAYS
WALK

ne for High School Frnts.

Song for High School Frnts.
Patterned after the famous
Number Cong" of Miller and
Mack.
Some like the Arabic and German.
Some the Phoenician would seek,
But of all the letters ] like best
That those that belong in the
Greek.
Nature has caught the speed
up idea. Five days ahead OF seized.
ule, the cherry blossoms along the
Basin have sprung from their
tight buds, and are certainly
great sight for eyes that looked
on slush and ice. but few brief
weeks ago.
Go and see the greatest free
show in town, we urge on all
and sundry.
Eight members of Congress
have turned back to the Treas
ury 500 each, representing their
raise in salary, the papers tell
US. We wouldn't have thought
this news strange at all, IL 1t
had been held until next Wedhes-
day.
Allen DeFord, our enterprising
manufacturers' agent, fsIl down
stairs in Baltimore recently and
- now appearing all slinged up.
Or is It slung up?
Sgd Selinger fed him a.: lunch
the other day.
VIII Hays has created an Open
Door department, So that every
body can step in and [ Ill him
what they think would help the
movies.
Latest reports indicate that the
door can't hold out much longer,
due to more than q few people
jamming in.
Local News.
Maurice Kafka went home with
the grip Tuesday, and Frank
Kimmel has been to Maurice's to
see what was in the grip.
Frank Stearns went to N. Y.
City last night and sails today
for Naples. Bon voyage, Frank,
say we, If not too late.
Martin Madden is on the grip
list, along with other stricken
representative citizens, but ex.
poets to be on his feet I'm a few
days. You're missing some good
weather, Martin, we crest the dis
tinguished invalid.
Nick Longwortn has moved in
to Mr.. Gillett's sumptuous offices
in the Capitol, having become
Speaker. Well, this life is moth
ing but ups and downs, isn't H. so.
Fred, we ask Mr.. Gillett.