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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13
A CHINESE PUZZLE

Theye will be a Chinese puzzle put
on at Picking Oct. &c. Called to con-
slider the tariff and China's demand
for tariff autonomy. there is no
knowing what may come up. Japan,
it is said, takes the conference quite
seriously and is already arranging to
guard her interests there. Among
these is her wish to hold the COM
manding place heretofore held by
Great Britain.
What China expects is open to
question, but what she asks is tariff
autonomy, permission to handle her
own customs revenues. She is en-
tirely right in her contention that
her central government cannot func-
ton unless it has the handling OF
more money. But when she declares
her ability so to handle the revenues
as to compel the provincial chiefs to
recognize the Picking government,
hope rather than experience speaks.
What matter IL it do insure GER
tain loyalty from the provincial
leaders by means Of the distribution
among them of the tariff revenue. on
the plan that if they are not good
they won't get any Of the money?
They are in a position where, II
strong enough, they can impose
tariff of their own on all goods
brought into their provinces. so
would the foreigner be subject to
double imposts on his imports.
The foreigner is the one whose
consent China must obtain In this
matter of tariff. She may promise
to do away with the provincial tariff,
the likin, but the central governments
lack of power to enforce its DEGREES
is embarassingly evident. Doubtless
all nations involved recognize the
need of a stronger government for
China but what are they prepared to
sacrifice to bring this about and
what assurance may be had that any
agreement will be enforced?
Notwithstanding China's present
condition, H. G. Wells predicts that
in 100 years the people Of the earth
will be in three great masses: the
United States of America. the United
States Of Europe and China.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13

directly responsible to the President
is a matter of detail. The President
himself ought to be trusted to decide
which would be the more convenient.
But that the sale and management
of ships should be divorced absolute
ly from the regulation of shipping is
a matter of broad policy which, IN
the light of experience, we ought to
regard as settled.
There will be blocs in Congress
who win fight this divorce. The rea-
son is plain. The Government ship
ping business is one of the large
pork barrels. Out of it a good many
Senators and Congressman obtain
subsidies for their districts. Thsy
are able to compel the Nation to sub
sidize ships which run to ports that
on a purely business basis could not
make the shipping pay. 1t is as If
we in New York induced the Federal
Government to build our new sub
ways and make up the deficit on the
scent fare. Congress knows that If
the shipping business is taken away
from the board and given to a Pres
ident with notions of economy like
Calvin Coolidge's the subsidized un-
economic shipping lines will soon
cease to rum 10y ~ -
! The row about Commissioners Han
eY apd Admiral Palmer is due to an
attempt to. do by, a sort of gentle
mehs agreement what will now have
to be- done by law. Shortly before
1929 the board pretty nearly lost its
control of shipping. But a compro-
mise was worked out in which. ac-
cprding to the understanding of the
Executive, the board was to give Ad-
miral Palmer a free hand. This UNI
derstanding was apparently not
clear. 1t certainly did not have the
force of law. The board has ignored
it. When the President asked for
Commissioner Haney's resignation
he was appealing to his understand
ing of the spirit of the agreement as
against the letter of~the law. Mr..
Haney stood and stands on the letter
Of the law.
Since the conflict is not soluble by
agreement, 1t will have to be solved
by Congressional action. The Pres
ident Will have to ask Congress TO
deprive the board Of the power to
manage the Government ships. He
will be right in asking that, and the
people should support him.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13
Hadn't Seen Quite All

The late John Wanamaker was
deepiy interested in salesmanship
he said one day at luncheon:
IN the London department stores
the statesmen and saleswomen have a
patient courtesy that is wonderful to
see. Our own statesmen are more eff
.lcient' but they haven't got the pa
thence of the English.
Il know good enough young
salesman who sells mems underwear.
A middle-aged woman came to his
counter one morning to look at un-
derwear for her husband. She was
very fussy. She kept the poor young
fellow showing her underwear for
two hours. Finally, when they both
were exhausted, she got up from her
stool and said discontentedly:
$50 I've seen all the underwear
you have, eh?
Yes. MA am said the young man.
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noLp lRoNsI5Es" WEEK

"Old Ironsides" Week, Oct. 1924 Is
being made in many of the schools
an occasion to entertain the minds
of the pupils with a subject about
which American boys and girls
should be conversant. "Old IRON
sides" committees of the B. p. o. e.
are in this campaign for restoration.
Their slogan is: IAN Elk in every
school will save Old Ironsides." They
have endorsed program Of patriotic
exercises for the schools. President
Coolidge has suggested subjects for
essays and says: 1.-THE active service
Of "Old Ironsides", extending at 1t did
over the 81 years from 1898 to 1882,
covers the greater part Of our his
tory, and a study of her record will
turn the thought of our young peo-
pie to many of the most important
events in the development Of our ma
ton. I therefore trust there will be
widespread competition for the Old
Ironsides medals, because an under
standing of the fundamentals Of our
history is most helpful to discharg-
ing the duties of citizenship"
When in 1880 the Constitution
was declared by Naval commission
ers as unseaworthy Oliver Wendell
Holmes saved the frigate to poster
ity by the ringing lines of "Old Iron
sides" and the staunch old craft was
not given to "the god Of storms, The
lightning and the gale" The sum Of
s475,O00 is needed now to keep the
good ship from being used as a tar
get. Does anyone for moment
think the Constitution will not be
kepfo
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THE SHIPPING BOARD GAME

It has been said the Democrats are
planning to make much political cap
ital out Of the Shipping Boards de-
fiance Of President Coolidge. II so,
they are not in way to receive
much encouragement from that
stauneh Democratic. newspaper. the
New York World, which takes the
ground that the Shipping Board
should have nothing to do with the
construction. the sale or the man
agement of ships; that as now man
aged it is Congressional pork bar
rel. What the World said is reprint
ed in another column and II there be
in it any encouragement for those at
tempting to belabor the President
with the Shipping Board. we did not
find 1t.
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Helen Ward of Green's Corner and
Leona Herrick of Northport.
Poultry Management
Senior: Merland Clark OF Knox,
county champion.
Junior: 3rd honors, Pearl Bradford
Of Brooks.
Seniors:~ County champion, Clyde
Nickerson of Swanville 1st honors,
Adrian Elwell of Brooks, Albert Black
of Monroe and Merton Reynolds of
Knox; end honors, S. w. Gordon and
Merland Clark of Knox, Herbert Small
of Swanville, Bernard Deering of
Brooks and Everett Clement of Free
dom.
Juniors: end l1onors, Herbert Smith.
Brooks, and James Lenfest of Swan
vile; end honors, Norman Buck, Ralph
Hills, Ira Packard and Donald Fuller
of Searsmont, Lawrence Raven and
Geo SWEET of Knox and Edwin Moody
of Monroe.
Senior: County champion, Coleman
Randall of South Montville: 1st hon
ors, Merland Clark of Knox: End hon
ors, MauSce Elkins of Knox, Elmer
Murphy of Brooks and Robert Lesley
of South Montville; 3rd honors, Mer-
ton Reynolds. Knox, and Ralph Ben
nett of Brooks.
Junior: 1st honors, Ludolph God
ding of Brooks: 3rd honors, Norman
Roberts and Chester Nickerson of
Brooks.
Chick Raising
Seniors: County Champion, Merland
Clark, Knox; End honors, Ruby Boyn-
ton of Liberty, Coleman Randall of
South Montville. Thad Austin of
Brooks and Kermet Clements and Ro-
land Clements of Monroe; Srd honors.
Harland Clark, Brooks. Leigh Adams
and Florence Adams of South Mont
Vile, Weldon Penney of Knox.
Juniors: 1st honors. Martha Hub
bard; Knox, Clement Taylor, Freedom.
and Maynard Mariner, Harold wing
of Searsnont; End honors, Newell
Knowlton, Monroe, George Thomas
Searsmont, Marjorie Bragdon, Knox.
Lottie Bickford, Searsmont, Aston
Nealey, Monroe. Adell Bennett, Greens
Corner. Everett Norwood, South Mont
willie, Ralph Bishop, Norris Wood
Kenneth Cunningham. of Green's Cor
ner, Basil Kicker Reginald Clements
of Monroe, Edgar Holmes. Searsmont
and Albert Thompson of Green's Cor
ner.
Sewing
Senior: County champion. Dorothy
Walker Monroe; 1st honor. Helen
Clements, Beatrice Webb of Monroe,
Edith Elwell of Brooks. Hope Bryant
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polite Uncle Lucky, and hopping
over to the brook, he dipped in his
paws and then carefully wiped them
on his blue silk polkadot banker
chief.
"You have a long lifeline" said the
old gypsy woman, as she carefully
looked at the old gentleman rabbit $
outstretched paw. And lots OF
money. And a motor car"
How wonderful" exclaimed the
bewildered old bunny man. Very
clever of you. Now please read my
nephews paw. I hope he will grow
up to be SPLENDID business man
and the President of my bank"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13
BELT Asst

Oct. 1o--The annual convention of
the Waldo County All Clubs closed
it's sessions here at noon today with
the awarding of the following prizes:
Garden
Senior-County champion, Clyde
Nickerson of Swanville: 1st honors,
Ferne Reynolds of Knox; End honors.
Herbert Small of Swanville, Harriet
Lenfest, Swanville, Francis Wood of
Northport: 3rd honors, Ernest Hutch
ms of Brooks and Charles Moore of
Monroe.
Junior-2nd honors, George Varney
OF Monroe, Carl Knight of Northport,
Frank Brown of Brooks, Martha Hub
bard of Knox. Frederick Thompson of
Green's Corner, Edith Harding of
Knox. May Small of Swanville, Myron
Blanchard of Liberty and Floyd Work
of Brooks; 3rd honors, Geo. SWEET,
Laurent Larrabee of Knox, Robert
Thomas of Searsmont, Henry Moody
of Monroe, and Russell knight of
Northport.
Cooking and Housekeeping
Seniors-County champion. Florence
Adams of So. Montville: 1st honors,
Dorothy Taylor of Freedom, Verr,a
Adams and Marion Adams of So
noHtNiile, Euu iloluiS, Eva tulIy VI
Knox, Ferne Reynolds of Knox; Lena
Rose of Brooks, Wilburt& Bryant of
Freedom, Esther Blanchard and Ruby
Boynton of Liberty and Helen Knowl-
ton of Freedom; 3rd honors. Muriel
Shibles of Knox, Alice Hunter of
Unity, Lydia Herrick of Northport,
Annie Davis of So. Montville, Myrtle
Thompson of Knox, Esther Sticllney,
Ethel Trasli of Liberty and Nellie
Eisuor of Northport.
Juniors---1st honors, Adds Rey
nolds of Brooks and Imogene Hunt,
Searsmont; End honors, Marjorie Brag-
don, Avis Harding. Martha Hubbard,
Elizabeth Cornforth and Acadia In
graham of Knox, Pauline Bryant,
Edith Harding, Knox. Alberta Davis,
&c. Montville, Flora Bickfordt and
Louise Sprowl of Searsmont and Jes-
sic Thompson of Green's Corner; Srd
honors. Arlene Reynolds of Brooks,
Marguerite Hills. Margaret Mcleod.
Ruth Holmes. Florence Strout, Edna
Bickford, Christina Mariner, Myrtle
Donald and Elsie Strout of Sears
mont, Mary Randall of So. Montville,
Doris Grady, Margie Scates, Bessie
Trask and Ruth Turner of Liberty,
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"Just what his palm tells me-" ex-
claimed the old gypsy woman, with a
smile at the staptled little rabbit. And
you have pretty mother, who is al
ways caring for you, THANK you"
the little rabbit murmured, Mother
is pretty. She wears two roses In
her cheeks and red one insher hair.
and she is sweeter than a rose and
than a rose more fair" .
"Dearie mel" exclaimed the old
gypsy woman, "just listen to that. A
bunny poet!" And in the next story
you shall hear what happens after
this
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13
AMATEUR FOOTBALL STARS USf
SAME IMMINENT BIG LEAGUES /


1t keeps you warn s.
ttna 10 70 prevent catching ~ o u
!. ai.er the game or practis1u V vi
YOU wake up next day TisSs Poi
acny stiffness from ov v0lt
You feel fine. Muscles s s'a..
speed increases. M0rk belis
Mike Martin/supp,,ss
football teams scattersd coieses j
country. Keep a bottle IN ~ 10y. ovsr d
er-share it with the ot n sour nj
All drug stores have MIL !sipsI
ana ana 81. or prepaid by man '0s
MI Mike I, Martin. Trainer W sss,t
BAH club, Washington n = sealn(>
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13
TREAsoNABLE

All intelligent. persons recognize
many difficulties in the way OF prop
er enforcement of the Volstead law.
One OF the most serious of these is
the effort to prostitute prohibition to
politics. q
Political null undoubtedly has saw
ed from their deserts not a few vio-
lators of law and so encouraged
criminality and contributed to dis
credit of the law and those who ad-
minister 1t. If the enforcement OF
the liquor laws by an army OF gov
eminent officials is to become the
pawn Of Congress then indeed the
measure of iniquity will overflow and
the stencil of it will be unbearable,
unless we shall have lost our moral
sense.
Much of disgust has been occa-
stoned and much Of the criticism OF
piffiing attempts at enforcement IN
some quarters have arisen from the
improper Influences exerted upon 1t.
FROM the first it has been evident
that If there be anywhere In the
Government work need Of the re-
strictions and the protection of civil
service than the enforcement Of the
liquor prohibition. with all the evil
influences to which it must In the
nature of things be subjected. is a
place to apply it in some form and
in full measure of its spirit.
It was not applied and after sever
al years of experimenting deter
mined effort Is now being made 10
clean up the situation. An able, fear
less executive was selected for this
work. He has not yet been CONFIRM
ed by the Senate. It is said two
Senators declare that he will not be
confirmed unless he permits the SEN
ators in each state to select those
whom he employs in the service. 1t
happens these two Senators are Re-
publicans. No political party is ex-
empt on that score, however; they
are all tarred with the same stick.
It, happens also that Khan and anti
Khan are said to be involved in the
snarl In the respective bailiwicks Of
these two Senators. No more should
enforcement become TIE football of
such cliques.
Even this glorious country is not
yet arrived at the millenial stage.
Influence there Is, bad az well as
good. Moreover those who profess
to serve us in Congress are citizens
and their opinion respecting such
matters is at least as valuable as the
opinion Of other citizens. but when
they say tn the commanding officer
in this war on the smuggling Of
liquor and narcotics that he shall
serve their personal political inter-
ests or they will cause his removal,
then have they set political prefer
ment above their country. Nothing
10 more certain than that II they pre-
vail this war wifi be failure. They
win have surrendered the country to
the enemy.
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Tuesday, October 10, 1925.

sThs ili.timed truth we might have
kept
Who knows how sharp it pierced and
stuns?
The word we had not sense to say
fyho knows how gladly it had rung?"
edward Rowland Sill. s
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The Saco Valley Canning Comx|
has just completed its annual nd
the largest since the first year d d
local plant, long before the war. \
corn has been unusually dne Y
season and the complete pack d q
product is 322,219 cans. The ID
bean pack was 122.229 Of the Qu|
cans, 504S gallon cans and 100 d
of shell beans, the latter q iyT|
duct, from beans which were
large to can as string beans
apples or blueberries were ~
this season. The reason for The 4
ter product not being canned \
the discovery a year ago of'>1
maggots in the berries, which ]
jured the pack. These magyou 4
found in certain localities at ce1
times but not always, and anelz
season this vicinity win Be sniia
free from them.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13

OF Freedom, Winifred wan,,. q
Shibles of Unity, Florencs Cd
South Montville and Esths, As s.ls 4
OF Liberty; End honors. EstS.-s s.
ard of Liberty, Erma plrr n'ln6|
Weber, Margaret Weed n ~ G
AVIS Nickerson Of Swanyills ''es
Raven, Muriel Shibles OF Frs aa<
Moody OF Monroe. EyeIvn MY ~
Unity. Mildred Briggs ~ es h
Isabelle Brown, Alice Hne,ss
Louise Gates Of Unity; "a Z
Marion Deering of Brooks Mo a3
lngraham of Knox, Florencs p.s
of Freedom. Geneva Grimm. r,s', .e|
Ruby Boynton. Ethel Trask IA
Nellie Eisnor of Northport ~
Clements of Monroe. N
Juniors: End honors. Fern.
nolds, Knox, Margaret Moody -
Emma Bishop. Green's cornsr~ ~ y. !
Taylor. Freedom, Louisa
Searsmont, Gertrude Lamson NV N
dom; 3rd honors, Helen Ward ~
Corner, Athene Littlefield. ~.
Ruth Holmes, Searsmont liz.
Bragdon, Knox. Phyllis Bessey *
dom, Inez Kelsey, Brooks Air. 4,
lard, Brooks, Ava Bailey, Knos =.
Holmes, Searsmont. Ruth Tufn,, n
erty, Christina Mariner, Sesrss~
Bessie Trask, Margie Scates. Is~
and Florence Strout. Searsmont
Canning
Senior: County champion n.
Brown, Brooks; LIST honors, VEN, y
of Waldo, Esther Blanchard ami n
Boynton of Liberty; End hopn
Francis Wood of Nerthport ana NJ
Chase of Brooks; Srd honork M
Eisnor of Northport.
Junior: LIST honors, Clarics On!
Ion, Green's Corner. Georgia Ryds \
Brooks; End honors, Avis HARDIN
Knox and Iona Herrick Of Nortir
Pig
Seniors: County champion, Az
Giggey of Knox; LIST honors, Md
Adams, Leigh Adams Of South Nn}
VILE. Maurice Mcdonald Of Knor Z
Harland Ramsey Of Northport; q
honors, Frank Fuller Of Freedom D
Albert Black of Monroe.
Juniors: End honors. CLYDE Std
ney of Liberty. Lyle Norwood of sd
Montville, Elwyn Moody Of Non.
and Prescott Shibles Of Knox; 8
honors, Geo. Dixon of Searsmnt n
mer Thompson, Green's Corner, Jrf
Eisnor, Northport and Laurent lln
bee of Knox.
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Dutch scientists will attempt to
run the common cold to its lair and
tag 1t. Well, they have certain facil-
tiles in Holland for tackling a cold,
though this announcement suggests
the aforesaid facilities haven't been
entirely successful. =
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"At a certain point some action
will be taken which will stop all this
noise, and this will be a new revolu-
tionary act, destined to complete the
revolution and direct it towards its
inexorable Mussolini-Evident
ly he is very much on the way, but
whether he fully comprehends the
goal may be doubted.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13

Another Columbus Day is left be-
hind. Perhaps its reminder. that,
even If there be no more continents
to discover. there are opportunities
for like courage, will linger. awhile. :
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13

In these FREQUENT reports of trains
striking autos 1t is noticeable that
the list Of killed is made up from
those in the autos.
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And E1ogeed the Road

Mrs. Complain = "John Henry,
what's wrong with the car; it
Her Husbnad-"Only natural my
dear; they used pig iron in the AK
Science and Invention.
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Grand TRyNkRAIxMSM
FALL CHANGE or IT,
EFFECTIVE SEPT. am

Trains leave Portland sgg, q
daily except Sunday, 9.l5 A u m5
day and SIS P. NJ. daily TOT ssssiI>
Chicago and intermediate I'D
Connections at Montreal ana ~
for all Pacific Coast points. AN
Their information apply D, r ~
Tiki. Agt., Portland. Me-, pnons
1860, or to 4
G.. A. Harrison, Gent. Agtg n
Grand Trunk Station. PortisAs'
Phone Forest 7040.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13

The 7o-year-old pedestrian Of
Yonkers, whose custom it is to walk
on his anniversary as many miles as
No - old, performed the feat, but he
must be little solicitous about
keeping UP the pace,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13
Railroads and Steamboan
MAINE CENTRAL EAlLh0s
Eastern Standard Inns

Eastern Standard Time
TRAINS LEAVE AuouSIA y ~ = :.
Bangor, tl2.21 a. m, sl2.40 Q. M .est 4
T4.45 am, *9.26 am. tl2.2l PM -
$3.50 .. m, TIA p. m. uor,,
b. & A. pts, t12. 81 a. m, Y. SO an. AZ 4
Bar Harbor, II 80 a. m, tl2.2i p. e. n. Z
Bath, 1915 a. M, 1890 a. M. l ~
Belfast, Casa M, 70. 26 a. m, t22sE q
Boston. 1921 a. m, 1918 a. M a% msi
sl00S a. m, 1905 p. m, 1884 p ~ -
*l0.55 p. m.
Calais. 1888 a. m, tl2.2l p. n; =,
Dover oxcroft, GAS u. m, Iz.-s ;cSotI
Gardiner, 1921 a. m, TO- 10 .. NJ lsdjrI
s10.0Sa a. m, 1905 p. m, 81, "a ?. N, 70
t5.15 p. m, t7.10 p. m, 5000 2. ms1ooss'
iIalloweil, tolls a. m, $50 q. m, stsi;rl
1906 p. M, 1884 pm, t4.os p. m' -
t7.19 p. M. *l0.55 p. m.
Harmony, t1221 p. m. f0olti
Lewiston, t615 a. m, 1851 .. M w.
TAOS p. m, *1o.55 p. m.
New York, 1884 p. m, "A .05 p. u. ma)s'
Portland, 1921 a. m, 10; ~ 2. M ysij,1
s10.0S m, t3.05 p. m, 1914 P. m'
f7.19 p. m, *l0.55 p. m. ,t0,nf
Rockland, t615 a. m, t93u 2. m, Wi;
S.xowhegan, GAS a. m, *S.Z ~ =. w. ti0li)'
So. Gardiner, to. 10 a. M, ~ 81 ?. H. iEl9H
1906 p. m, 1884 p. M, fo.io Pm
SO So p. IN.
St. John, tI2.21 a. m. ,aaI
Watervillc, t122l a. m, NJ ~ a,m' y ~
y4.45 a. m. *9. 20 a. M, tl2.2i ?. NJ ~
$3.50 p. m, IT,. ii p. m. .rd ~
SDaily. { Except SUNDAY s.csot 81
7 Daily. except Monday. Daiiy' sAs's
( Sunday only.
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RiqhtI

Frater-And put a guest towel in
the bathroom.
Pledge-A guest towel? What's a
guest towel?
"A. clean towel, sap!"
Washington Dirge
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"Driverless Motor Has Radio Con-
ol''-Headline-Now If they may
invent a control of the brainless
driver it would help.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13

No Judge of strategic position so
unerring as a boil.-Boston Herald
We extend sympathy and respec-
lively suggest that desk for stand
ing may afford relief.
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Dogless

DogIess -.
--"Mose, can you explain wire
less telegraphy to me?"' 3
fessuh. it's like dis: Eff you-alI
had long, long houn' dawg, an he
from Cincinnaty to Cleve-
land, and you slept on his tail in
Cincinnaty. he would howl in CIeve-
land. Dat am biography. Only in
wlahless you does de same thing
without de dawg."-Columbus Dis
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Improves Speed, Prevents
Soreness, Makes the
Muscles Supple
KEEPS YOU WARM AND
FREE OF CHILLS, COLDS

Sweating one minute and shivering
with cold the next-football players
find a good rub with Mike Martins
Athletic Liniment before and after
each game is wonderful thing.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13

The. wind proved a swift apple
picker, among those left on the trees.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13

Life is full of good things" said
the lecturer.
That's right" said a man in the
audience and a lot of them paid SO
apiece to get in here
Cleveland News.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-13

Columbus was as we'll pleased to
land where he did as had he come
into the Gulf of Maine.
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~
Light. and Airy
After The Accident

Battered Motorist (waking up)-
Where am 1? Where am II"
Nurse This is number 116."
Motorist-"Room or cell?"-Life.