The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-05-27
through the snow, and I reckon IN
have to TAX to the dogs mighty soon

through the snow. and reckon IN
have to TAX to the dogs mighty soon
This is winter for sure at lastw
He scrutinized the pair keenly. "Ye
havna made another of your queek
changesT" he inquired, with an absurd
affectatior of archness that set them
beth laughing.
| mo; I've fulfilled the conditions
that were imposed on me-" Lee an
swered, and with that narrated his
adventures In the mine.
"And Miss Pelly has promised to
marry me tomorrow" he ended men
daciously.
"N-not tomorrow, Lee" said Joyce.
And Father McGrath, who had been
listening to Lees story with many
calculations, looked so severe that Lee
had sudden terror that he would re-
fuse to perform the ceremony.
1.-THE day after, then. Joyce?" Lee
pleaded.
Joyce interposed no veto this time,
but was blushing like a rose and look
ing adorably confused.
"Weel-" began the father. "Weel,
I'm not in favor of such queeckness.
Have you two young folks conseedered
the consequences of matreemony, the
awful and inevitable consequences?
Have We thocht O. the horror O. sitting
doom opposite each ither at the break
fast table mornin' after mornin' for
the rest O. your lives togither? Have
We thocht O. the stunning responsible
ties of the married state?"
Lee was beginning to grow alarmed,
but Of sudden he dlscerned twinkle
in the worthy fathers eyes. And sud-
denly Father McGrath smote Lee vio-
lently upon the back.
"Ill do It, mon 7" he shouted. "TlI
do 1t. 'Tis the one practical joke that
is permeesible to meenister. 1 be-
lieye In matreemony. TITS the grand
est o. the Interpretations of Our Lord
ON airthi Mony's the time I've hummed
and hawed and pretended ma to be
willin' when a young pairs come to
me to marry them, he thinking he's got
the wurrld's desire by the forelock,
and she proud and happy WI her mon,
but by ma means quite all that his
fond imageenation pictures her.
"And I've laughed In my sleeve and
thocht, fHa, ha, ye scullions, It's the
trap ye're asking me to spring on ye,
and I'm going to shut II fast And SO
I've married them. And it'll no be SO
VARY long, mark ye, before they're
coming to me WI their grievances
100, Father, my wife does this and
wilma do that, and she wilma obey nor
honor me, as she's sworn to do, and
I'm no sure she loves me- And it's
90, Father, my mons got a temper
like the dell hisself, and the jealousy
O. the grand Turk
"Then I speak to them vera soft.
My dear mon, and my dear wumman.'
I say, 'ye're bath caught fast, and
what's done Gamma be undone- TITS
what matreemony's for, to help a mon
and a wumman to deescipline- their
natures. '1fs a grand deespensation,
is matreemony. And, If yen bath re-
MEMBER go on. speakin' WI what
We might call touch of unction-I
hesitated before admitting We TO its
privileges, for weel I saw that We
were twa ill-assorted natures 'Naeth-
ing O. the sorrtl 7 they burst out indig-
nantly. And WI that they go off, arm
in arm together"
81 hope you haven't Miss Pelly and
myself in mind, Father" said Lee,
laughing I'm willing to step into
your trap tomorrow, and I'm more
willing to step into 1t this minute"
Father McGrath, looked at them
quizzically. "Weel, We'll just say the
day after tomorrow, Anderson" he
said For We ken. Anderson, wum-
man wants a leetle time to picture her
self a bride in her minds eye before |
she becomes one"