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Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-08-20

her feet stuck out when she sat down.
he made NO attempt to kiss them.
The chauffeur brought luncheon
baskets from the car. The meal was
excellent. The wine. there were two
bottles OF red wine new>to Tosnmy.
was very good. There were knives.
silver forks beautifully polished. ane
china plates and napkins. At last
came coffee, hot from large therrnos
flask. The chauffeur was evidently by
no means such q savage az he looked.
Tommy enjoyed his luncheon thor
oughly, all the more because Calypso
talked to him amiably and pleasantly
while they were eating II. She was
by that time exceedingly tired Of
Janet, who had been discussing the
plans OF the society for establishing
world peace ever since they left Bres-
lau. Tommy might be--she only half
believed he was--an interruptions be-
trayer Of innocent maidens. like Miss
Temple and herself. But even a Lo-
tharie In a pleasant change after hours
Of Janet Church.
After luncheon the chauffeur made
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-08-20
LIFE WORTH LIVING

II we gave unto the living
As we lavish on the dead.
Kindly thoughts and gentle phrases.
Tender words and friendly praises,
Blotting out OF all imperfections.
Holding virtues up to light;
IL we left no daily token
OF our love and care unspoken-
Then would life be well worth living
In a world all glad and bright.
IL We offer TO the living
As we heap upon the dead.
Fragrant flowers OF affection,
blossoms OF sweet recollections.
Waiting not till hands are folded
On the quiet. pulseless breast,
Then the passion OF our pleading
Would not fall on ears unheeding.
Nor our tears, unavailing
On the weary form at rest.
IN we gave unto the living
As we lavish on the dead,
All our hearts long-hidden treasure.
All loves full unstinted measure.
Adding, day by day. new Jewels
TO the crown Of human bliss
Then LIES burden would weigh
lightly.
And the sun would shine more
brightly.
And not heaven itself we're fairer
Than q world - glad a. thif
Selected.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-08-20
THE SAFETY LTTANY

From the pinhead who takes
chances to show his nerve;
From the unmitigated boob who
doesn't believe in guards and
removes them when the fore
mans back is turned;
From the pest who plays practi-
cal jokes on his fellow work
ers;
From the conceited ass who
knows too much to take advice;
From the poor nut who leaves
tools. nails and boards all over
the place for others to step on
or trip over;
From the non-essential citizen
who boasts of his law-breaking
exploits;
From the guy who throws lighted
matches and live butts around.
without thought of the conse-
quences;
From the road hog and the
drunken driver;
From these and all the other
accident makers you can think
Of
GOOD LORD DELIVER US!
American Want Ads are read
nv h,lvers and SELLERS
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-08-20
SYNOPSIS

CHAPTER xrIr,--Tommy has little
success In convincing Calypso he 10 not
the Lord Norheys he hes been repre-
scented to her 20 be, and the situation
remains complicated
CHAPTER xIv.--As Colonel Heard.
and with that gsntieman's passport.
Tommy has Q variety Of trouble when
he meets q British oficer. Allen, who
knew OF the presence OF the British
commissioner In Germany.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-08-20


Curtains From tho Car and Spread
Them on the Why Grass Which
Grew ssslds the Road.
long speech to the princess. He
spoke earnestly and pointed forward
along the road with outstretched hand.
"He tells me-" said Calypso, that
we are quite near the German from
tier post. Wen reach II In another
twenty minutes and Of course there1l
be an examination of our passports"
II hope it'll be all right" said Tom
my. I'VE passed the man at Breslau,
thanks 70 Allen. dare say these peo-
pie won't stop u.s."
"A few yards beyond the German
post" said the princess, well come
20 the Megalian frontier guards
They'll want our passports, too"
WELL" said Tommy, "the passports
are all right In themselves, properly
fixed up with diplomatic visas and all
that No one ought TO object to
them"
let me look at them" said Janet.
Tommy took them from his pocket
and Janet examined them carefully.
ave don't any Of us look much like
the photos" she said. YOU" she
looked at Tommy, sought to have q
mustache."
"a man might shave of his mus
tache," said Tommy. Lots OF fellows
do, quite suddenly, without telling the
Foreign Office or asking for new pass
ports"
"And Miss--looks q great many
years younger than I am" said Janet.
LET me look" said Calypso. She
studied the photographs OF the two la
dies. III seems to me-" she said at
last, 'that I'D better be Miss Gis-
borne"
"But then" said Janet. II should
have to be Mrs Heard. That Is to
say" she looked nercely at Tommy
as she spoke. "your wife"
only quite temporarily" said
Calypso.
swell. won't" said Janet.
zone Of you has got to be-" said
Tommy, "and we'd better decide
which before we get there. In case
we're asked, and very likely we shall
be asked"
IL can't possibly say I'm his wife,
said Calypso 20 Janet,
"why mott" said Janet He's go
Ing TO marry you, isn't hep
Hes going to marry Miss Temple"
said Calypso.
"No, I'm not" said Tommy. IF
you'd only allow me TO explain"
But Calypso having remembered
Miss Temples pathetic appeal to her,
was not going to listen TO anything
Tommy had TO say.
"You must" she said to Janet.
"No, won't" said Janet.
zone OF you win have to-" said
Tommy. cor else Wen certainly be
stopped and probably be arrested"
II won't" said Janet doggedly.
II promise faithfully" said Tom
my. "that I won't take any advantage
Of the position
Calypso. I am sorry to say. giggied.
II was a vulgar thing to do and she
checked herself Immediately. Janet
became very angry. Tommy got red
and stumbled on.
Il mean. that ! won't hold your
hand or-or-kiss you. or anything
like that
The princess went beyond giggling.
She laughed aloud.
"Yon appear TO forget said Janet
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-08-20

No quicker nor easier method
Of getting results than through
American Want Ads
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-08-20

S0.SS
AT the rate of S5 cents per
day, the value Of the telephone
would run to $l27.75 per year, or
$10.65 per month";" said Mr..
Cadby. Compared with the
actual charge Of $500 or $3.50
per month for this service. the
potential charge affords quite a
contrast.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-08-20
N Exposition Of
stock and farm
crops, bigger and

more comprehensive
than any show of the
kind ever seen at a state
fair, will be a feature of
the great Minnesota
State Fair and Northwest
Dairy Exposition, Twin
Cities, September S to IL.
Pure-bred cows, prancing
horses, grunting h og S,
and broad-backed sheep,
valued at more than a
million dollars, are COM
Ing from every part Of
America to compete for
the princely prizes offer
ed by the fair.
The Crops show will be a
hummer. 1t will present
the finest exhibits Of
grains, grasses, corn, veg
etables and fruits, ever
assembled in the West.
Eighty acres of latest
farm machinery, a style
revue, $500, OOO. 90 Art
Show, 1000 farm bows
and girls in club work,
are other big features.
It will be the fair Of
fairs-don't miss it!
Make your plans to at.
tend at least one day.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-08-20
VALUES FARM TELEPHONE
SERVICE At Sla7 A YEAR

Madison--John N. Cadby, exc
cutive-secretary of the Wisconsin
Utilities Association, has COM
pleted a survey estimating the
average daily value of telephone
service to the average farmer in
Wisconsin and presents his calcu-
lations in the following form:
As fire insurance and pre-
vention ........,... 10
As accident and health in
surance 5000. .lO
As aid in most advantageous
marketing of products. :. 10
Visiting with friends and
relatives .,...,..... .O5
Getting important news
quickly ........,.... .Ol
Getting long distance calls
and telegram more easily
and promptly. ....... OF
Arranging for extra help
when needed ....... .OS
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1925-07-30

Francisco arrived Thursday of last
week for visit with Harold's par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. E. A. Gray. They
are making the trip by motor and
say that folks here might be inter-
csted to know that altho we are en-
joying hot weather there are hotter
places to be found in California.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1925-07-30
HIGHLANDS

Mrs. L. NJ. Keene and John Keene
returned home Monday after week
spent visiting with relatives and
friends in Yakima.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Gray Of San
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1925-07-30

Never carry merchandise over from one season
to another regardless of the loss and rather
than carry any merchandise over we are offer
ing you bargains in every department, espe-
cially Dress.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
Black Hawk
News Notes

Geo Lusby and crew commenced
saving logs last week.
o. F. Jaeger and Ed. Federmar
went to GAINESVILLE last week and
returned with a new Chevrolet Sc
dan.
The play Blue Schield which was
given by group of U. w. students
at Schnellers Hall last Saturday
evening was good and was attend
ed by large crowd. Miss Marion
Bruhn and Miss Ramona Enge We're
among the players.
Dick Diehl and son of Texas are
visiting at the home of his parents
Mr.. and Mrs j.. Ia. Diehi and other
relatives
Floyd Jaeger has hired out to
John Barlan for this year and start
ed on the job last Monday.
Orville and Marvin Haberman are
spending their vacation at home.
Geo. Federman and lady friend
spent last Sunday afternoon at
Madison.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
East Excelsior
And Delton

Ed Rceley of Chicago spent the
week-e end at his cottage in Virgin
Pine.
Asa Camp has been very busy
saving wood in this neighborhood.
Mrs. Will Perry, who has been
spending the past week in Baraboo
returned home on Sunday.
Mrs! John Hoff and daughter,
Bertha visited the Coe Daniels
family on Saturday afternoon.
Charles and Rosetta Vol
key spent Sunday afternoon at
John Hoff's.
Elma and Anna Hoff and Hazel
Newkirk were callers at the Coe
Daniels home.
Flora Montayne spent Sunday
at Clarence Montayne's.
Mrs. ID. Chase, who has been
staying at the Will Perry home,
returned to Baraboo.
Sidney Chase who is employed il
Chicago spent the week end in
Baraboo.
Elaine and Johnny Perry spent
Saturday in Baraboo.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
South Fairfield
News Notes

Ed. Schultz accompanied How
ard Roser Of Barabo to Missouri
Saturday, taking the Roser herd OF
cattle to sell there.
Arthur Bump, who has been re
cuperating from the mumps at the
home of his sister. Mrs. Charlie
Bair was able to return to Baraboo
Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Schultz at
tended wedding anniversary on
Mr.. and Mrs. Addison Newell Wed
nesday.
Sylvan Ziegler has the pink eye.
Mrs. Mary Lusby, son Arthur
and Mrs. Lottie Miller of Baraboo
went to Reedsburg Sunday to see
Howard Lusby who is in the hos
pital i'll from blood poison. He IS
doing nicely being able to sit up q
little while Sunday.
Henry Schultz spent Sunday at
home. He is employed at the j.
II. Seaborn farm.
Oscar Schultz purchased team
of horses from VIM. HoIsaple last
week.
Albert ziegler, son Sylvan and
daughter Miss Jessie and Miss Ella
Attridge were callers in Reedsburg
Thursday while there they called
on Howard Lusby at the hospital.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
EAGLES HOLD
SOCIAL. Time
Nearly zoo Members
and their Ladies
Enjoy Program and
Dance

The Fraternal order Of Eagles
held social time at the X. p. hall
Tuesday night. There were neal :
ly 200 in attendance, consisting of
Eagles. their wives, and lady
friends,
The program started with dane
ing, which every one enjoyed. Mus
ic was furnished by the De Graf
orchestra. During a short inter-
mission a talk was given by a Ser
vile, the Chaplin of Baraboo Aerie.
Following this short address i'll
regards to protection of the Eagles
and their families was given by
Harry L. Scott, the president :
Baraboo Aerie.
After the speaking the ladies in
charge of refreshments served q
delicious plate lunch consisting of
potato salad, weiners, pickles, rolls,
coffee and ice cream and cake.
After every one had eaten heart
lily much amusement was shown
when the orchestra started to play
Keep on Dancing. Dancing then
resumed and continued until mid :
night. Every one in attendance
gave much praise to the ones who
worked to make this a social sue
cess.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
News Notes
OF AbIenlQn

Mr. and Mrs. Theodore De Witt
of Baraboo were guests of the lat
ter's parents here Sunday, Mr..
and Mrs. Herman Steinhorst.
Mrs Paul w. Schuette was
pleasantly surprised by number
of friends at her home Wednesday
evening. 500 furnished the even
ing's entertainment and dainty
lunch was served
Mrs. Pauline Gall entertained
few friends at six clock dinner
on Thursday.
Mrs. Sadie tSfseney visited Sun
day with Mr. and Mrs William
Paff at Reedsburg.
Born to Mr. and Mrs Arthur
Manthey a son on March 49,
Born to Mr. and Mrs. E. +.
Erdman a son on March II.
Mn and Mrs George Kosmocki
entertained a number of relatives
and friends at six clock dinner
on Saturday in honor of their
daughter, Ruth's birthday.
Miss Grace Mathews was sur
prised by number of her friends
on Thursday evening at the home
of Mrs. Gustave Volz, the occasion
being her birthday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Meyer and
two sons were Sunday guests Of
Mr.. and Mrs Gary Van Loman at
Reedsburg.
Mrs. Clyde Kcnney of Dubuque.
Ia, came Tuesday for 9. visit with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
Luedtke.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
ELEVEN MEN
IN Jury TO
TRY Girl, IS
Dorothy Ell ingsOn
Breaks Into Fit of
Sobbing in Court

Dorothy Ellingson, 10, Tuesday
broke into wild fit of sobbing
because of yelled reference to her
mother at her trial on charge OF
murder in San Francisco.
This incident and the impassion
ed denial Of Joseph Ellingson, aged
father of the "Jazz-baby", that he
had any past life" bearing on
Dorothy's crime we're outstanding
features of an otherwise dull day
of jury selection.
Eleven prospective jurors. al
men, had been passed when court
adjourned until wednesday. AT
torneys for Dorothy predict
weeks battle before the jury is
finally selected.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26

Adams Girl
.EntertalnS Friends

Miss Lucille Harrison, Adams
entertained about twenty of he'
friends at a Bunco party Friday ev
ening Marion Allyn receiving
the high prize and Claire Coulter
the consolation prize.
Mrs Ed bangle was Milwalr
kee visitor Monday.
Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Tease Welt
to Rochester, Minnesota, Monday to
go through the clinic.
Miss Priscilla Briscoe spent the
week end with her mother at Roch
ester, Mimi,
Leo Whitcomb has been helping
at the Red Front store during the
absence of Mr., Allyn.
Mrs. J. B. Pierce and Mrs. ToIn
Cummings attended the state
Camp of Royal Neighbors of. Amer-
lea at Eau Claire, last week as del
egates from the Grace Turk Camp
of Adams.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
North Winfield
News Notes

Misses Helen and Alice Harring-
ton spent the weekend at their
home.
Mrs.E Charles Weir of the city is
spending few weeks at the l..
Parkham home
Mrs. Ray Fleming is on the sic3
list.
Jim Gavin attended caucus in the
town of Winfield on Saturday.
March 81.
Leslie Hirst marketed calves in
the city on Monday.
Mrs. VIM. Schultz was called to
Sparta on account of the serious
illness Of her sister-in-law, Mrs.
Charles Kruger.
Anil Kruger .sojourning at the
VIM. Schultz home. Il
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
Editor Hoards
Wen, of Bill

A proposed state tax of cents
per package on cigarettes is ex
pected to raise $5,O0O,0oO per year
What's to be done with the money
The cigarette is the least harmful
of all the ways of using tobacco and
it has to pay more tax than any
thing else in the tobacco line. Willy
load it further? Is there no sat
isfying this administration with tax
money?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
SENATE: B(jRIE:S
WHIPPING BILL.
(By The United Pressl

Discussion of the "whippins
post" bill occupied two hours of thf
senate's time on Tuesday night
While the senate laughed, Senator
Ben Gettelman explained what he
lauded as "a great piece of legisla-
ton"
The bill was buried 10 to 8.
Gettelman told of his work d
deputy sheriff among wife beaters
of milwaukee, and declared that 10
senator dare face the women yot
ers of his district if he vote against
the bill.
Senator Harry Sauthoff, Madison
put an end to the evenings "enter-
,tainment" by moving the rejection
of the bill.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
Senate Committee I'm
animOusly Recon-
mends Passage Of
Measures
MILWAUKEE MAN
is SPONSOR
Many Appear in Mad
isOn In Opposition to
The Proposed Laws

After a battle between the vets
and drys, the senate committee ins
Madison, on state and local gov
eminent unanimously recommend
ed passage of two wet bills on
Tuesday, one to remove the state
penalty for the manufacture of
home brew and light wines ex-
clusively for home use, and the
1ther memorializing congress to
amend the Volstead act to allow
the manufacture and sale Of light
wines and beer for beverage pur-
poses under government supervi3-
ion.
The bill memoriali2ing congress
was introduced by the committee
on state and local government.
GetteIman Sponsors Bill
The bill which removes the state
penalties against the manufacture
OF cider and fruit juices, "ncn
intoxicating in fact exclusively
for use in the home, is sponsored
by senatoF Bell Gettelman Of
Milwaukee.
During tho debate on the two
measures Senator Herman Bilgren
of Iron Ridge handed bible to
Mrs. Annie w, Warren of Slough
ton, representing the W, G. r. u,
and requested her to read the pas
sages concerning the marriage
feast where water was turned into
wine
r. o. Lesser, general secretary of
the Madison Y. M G. A., appeared
in opposition to the wet measures.
The Rev G. e. Maves, Madison,
T. ]. Metcalf, Madison; Mrs. Annie
w. Warren, Stoughton; Mrs. f. G.
Madison, representing the
Dane county w. G. T. u; George
B. Parkhill. Madison; District Sup
erintendent Cruea III the Anti
Saloon league; Mrs. w. e. Miller
Madison representing the state
Federation of Woman's Clubs;
William G. Dean. Madison; Mrs. !.
g. Gray, Madison; representing the
law enforcement organizations, all
In opposition to the wet
bills.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
MAN HURT IN
REEDSBURG
HOIST CRAM:
Clothes Catch in Gable
Ora wn Around
pulley Twice

o. w. Steele, bridge foreman for
the Fifield Construction Co, Wat
erloo, Iowa, had his right arm brok-
en- in two places, his right leg Sc
verely injured and suffered other
injuries when his clothing caught
in the cable of a hosting crane at
Reedsburg : on Tuesday. Steele
was operating the machine which
was being used to pull some tenn
porary piling from the Baraboo
river bed. He was drawn complete
ly around the pulley twice before
his plight was noticed and the
power shut Off
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
WITNESS Tells
ABOUT KILLING
Begin Trial of Mylir
for Murder of Ex.
press Messenger

With a jury of II, selected after
more than a week of effort, trial
of Bernhard Mylin, of Milwaukee
charged with the murder of Rus
sci Sage Dickey, Milwaukee ex-
press messenger, finally got under
way in Waukesah.
Max Marquardt, Milwaukee. bag
gageman on the Viking express, was
on the stand two hours. Besides
Mylin, Edward Smith of Milwau-
kee and Bernard Smith and Ralph
Mckee of Chicago are charged as
accessories to the murder and at
tempted train robbery.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
NO. Freedom
News NOTES


Miss Esther Simons Of Baraboo
spent the weekend with her aunt
Miss Augusta Templil
The Royal Neighbors met Tues.
day afternoon with Mrs. Maude
Smith and Mrs. Sophia Zunkie at
the home of the former. Lunt h
was served
The William Schweitzer family
will move to Baraboo the first OF
April.
Otto Burmeister again employed
on the Lincoln Dickie farm.
The members Of the w. r. G. are
giving a series of teas for the bene-
fit of the Library and the w. r. G.
Mrs. Robert Lieder was called 10
Milwaukee Sunday by the Illness Of
her daughter, Mrs. Chas. Wazadlo
Mrs. John Schara and son Walter
Lorena Sells, Virginia Tracy, 10 )
Luck, Lucille Draper and Charlie
Buxton are late victims of the
humps
Attend Shower
Several couples went out from
town Saturday evening to attend
the shower given Miss Lucille Du-
Bots at her home, near LaRue in
honor of her coming marriage.
Mr. and Mrs e. c. Ristau are
staying at the home of their son,
Arthur i'll Excelsior.
August Schmidt and wife are
both i'll at their home in the east
end of town, Their daughters, ore
from Baraboo and one from Water
loo are with them.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Klic'a.
of White Creek visited the latters
mother over Sunday.
Raymonr Carpenter of Houston,
Mimi, is visiting at the home OF
VIM. Carpenter,
Mrs. Il. NJ Dickie, Mrs. Geo. Da-
yies and Mrs. III. Pagel have given
w. f. G. teas this week.
The basket ball team from Kill
bourn played the local high school
team Wednesday evening and beat
them 8 to 8. The Seniors and Jun
for girls played the Sophomores and
Freshman girls and lost to the
younger team to f.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Clerks have
gone to visit relatives in Madison
and Milwaukee,
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
Don't Forget Us Yet
They Beg When Re-
lief Slumps
1000 STILL
MINUS HOMES
Red Cross Offers To
Take Over Entire
Rescue Work

-Four thousand homeless persons,
deBolated by last weeks tornado,
must be fed for weeks and hun
dreds Of them must not only be
fed, but sheltered, for months.
DR.. w. r. MacVey, Carnbondale,
H., in charge of relief work for
southern Illinois, was authority for
that statement in urging that re-
lief contributions continue. The
doctor EXPIRE sed the fear that, in
asmuch as the first shock of the
storm was past. the nation would
rapidly forget the destitute VIC
Tins.
Red Gross Aid
The Red Cross national relief
organization offered to take over
the entire relief work in Illinois,
Indiana and Missouri, if local re-
lief Committees deired it to do so,
and to rehabilitate all homeless
families
"a Second Crisis"
e,ffte l,laxatfon in Following the
first crisis has brought abought a
second crisls,o ne declared tine
food and clothing supplies are not
being sent in as they were in the
beginning, apparently due to the
fact that people outside the strick-
en- area believe that they are no
longer required.
such is not the case"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
Political Pot;
Klbourn BoiIs

There promises to be a spirited
contest for the honor of being the
first members of the board of alder
men of the new city of Kilbourn.
Nomination papers for several can
didates for these offices are being
circulated in each ward For the
other offices there seem to be few
er candidates. Il
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
CAN'T BE DONE

Mrs. Sambo Sambo Sambo!
Wake up.
Mrs. Sambo-=Why can't you?
Sambo--I amt asleep. = Center
Colonel.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
FOOLISH QUESTION NO 9,5e4,ss2

City Cousin Why do you paint
the inside of your chicken coop?
Farmer To keep the hens fron
picking the grain out of the wood
Munich Heisser Humid.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
DennistOun Must Pay
His Wife $4,000

A jury in London Tuesday de-
cieded Col Dennistoun must pay
his wife $4,000. The case was one
of England's greatest society
scandals.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-03-26
Actress Home From
Her Trip Abroad

Gloria Swanson and her hus-
band arrived in New York from
abroad Tuesday and received an
ovation from admirers.