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New Britain herald., 1925-11-05
LIES Tragedies.

TIIt ; ITUBCtIV''
Margaret our little neighbor girl,
had just been told that Mrs. -,
down the street, was very i'll and
had a new baby girl.
Margaret froWned, and said: "Oh,
pshaw, | wish my mamma would
got real sick so | could have a lit
tie sister 10 play with. All my
mamma ever gets Is a headache"
Ruth Stein.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Try This on Your Fli''er
al last I've found out what 10
do with old neckties.'
Well, what"
When you're starting on mo-
for tour there's nothing better Tor
wing bundles TO the family bus"
Paul Aarons.
Copyright. 1925, Reproduction
Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05
Member Audit Bureau of Circulation.

The 4. b. c. is a natlopal organiza ton
witch furnishes newspapers and adyer.
tlsers with q strictly honest analysts OF
circulation. Our circulation statistics
are based upon this audit. This ENSURES
protection against fraud In newspaper
distribution figures to both national and
local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05
He Knew His Father

Teacher: Tommy. suppose your
father had ten dollars and he owed
three OF them to one man and four
to another. How much money
would he have left?"
Tommy: Ten dollars"
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05
TOO MANY MERGERS
IN INDUSTRY

Professor ", 2, Ripley OF
Harvard university sounded a toe
sin call OF alarm at the gathering
OF the Academy OF Political Science
In New York when he referred to
the astounding record OF Industrial
mergers that have been taking
place throughout the country dur
Ing the last year or two.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

People with the Gimme" habit
usually control It nicely when the
waiter appears with the check.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Formerly Americans lodged only
taxes, work and cars. Now they
dodge winter, also.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05
Why She Loves Him still

Tired wife; "Oh, dear. on
dear, moving is such a dreadful
expense to poor folks"
Irrepressble jokester: Not at
all, my dear. We didn't have q
cent before we moved, and now We
have new quarters"
Sarah Rummey.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

The only profitable advertising medium
IN the City. Circulation books and
press room a!ways open to advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Alas! the most contented people
are those who think persons un-
like them are going to hell.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Convictions: The ripe fruit OF
Ideas wished on you when you
we're young and helpless,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Member OF the Associated Press.
Tho Associated Press IL exclusively en-.
titled TO the use for republication OF
all news credited 10 v or not otherwise
credited IN this paper and also local
news published herein.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

time Of tho Gerald Chapman ex-
element
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

The last opportunity 10 acquire
rights In Mosul was to be on the
right side in the last war.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05
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Send all communications 10 Fm
Shop Editor. care OF the New
Britain Herald, and your letter
will be forwarded to New York.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05


The last opportunity 10 acquire
rights In Mosul was to be on the
right side in the last war.
Education 10 a wonderful thing.
College publications are 30 much
more clsverly naughty than others.
One good way 10 study syntax
is to enter a drug store and ask
for a nickels worth OF something
Anyway nome OF the reducing
nostrums contain enough alcohol
to reduce the howl about prohibi-
ton.
Among the most efficient devices
for keeping the home cool in the
can opener
Recipe for a high explosive: One
part criticism by her of his people;
one part criticism by him OF her
people.
Times change. but 1t isn't prob
able that youll ever see woman
smoking a cigarette while darnlns
q sock.
II she says her husband doesn't
understand her, she may mean
mat he doesn't approve her code
OF ethics.
Correct this sentence: IAN three
Of my daughters are going with the
bows now" said he, but l never
worry" ,
protected by Associated Editors
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Every kind OF business" DR..
Ripley declared. rs being
swept into this maelstrom. All
Of our public utilities except
railroads, chair and depart
ment stores, foodstuffs, wash
ing machines, retrigerators,
confectionery, make-believe silk
stockings, toilet and beauty
preparations, our daily bread,
our cake, even our home made
pies"
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Education 10 a wonderful thing.
College publications are 80 much
moro cleverly naughty than others.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

"Altogcther, Or. Ripley
added. the net result OF these
changes Is the assumption of
an irresponsible control by IN
termediaries most commonly
bankers, so-called--in place of
The former responsibility for
direction which, theoretically
at least. rested upon the
shoulders of the actual own
crs"
Instead Of having its functions
curtailed, pr, Ripley Is Of the opin-
ion that the Federal Trade Com
mission should havn its functions
and scope greatly enlarged IN or
dor TO safeguard the property
rights OF investors who. although
Increasing IN number enormously
find their authority over what they
actually own greatly curtailcd. Al
they do Is clip coupons II there Is
a profit and foot the losses IF There
isn't any, with no voice whatever IF
the policies or management.
It was only Saturday thot Sec
rotary Hoover warned against IN
regulated monopoly, saying that IT,
tendency always has been TO justif,
unreasonable demands OF the pub
lie on one ground or another. 1t 4
time that tho Coolidge administra
ton, the department Of justice an
the Federal Trade Commission tool
cognizance OF conditions as the
are developing. This country can
not afford 20 grow into a collectio
OF 4 few vast corporations, wit
their control conferred IN the hand
Of comparatively few men. IRE
srcctile Of how many millions ma
own non-voting stock.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Lots of Wives succeed in proyid-
ing variety but 1t takes the hus-
band to provide the change.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05
School DAYS

School Days
BY Lee Shippey
CAS- the little angels" sing ~
School days, school days, dear old
teacher-fool days
Fooin' the teacher is lots Of fun,
She never spanks so no risk we run.
In Peppers day they used to bring
Apples an such to her, old thing.
But now switchin's canned we
don't, by jing'
We jest act like regular kids!
CAS- the snob In teens sings ~
School days, school days, darling
treat-folks- days,
Mamma lets me wear my best to
school,
They're all so jealous they cali me
fool,
But all the boys make eyes at me
| don't learn much but | can see;
Just wait till a movie queen I'll be
And then watch those jealous
kids!
CAS- the snappy college kid
sings il
School days, school days, dear old
break thc-rule days,
! Specdin' and ridin' and feed-the-
Chic.l---
Those are the stunts that make life
here slick.
| study fiction writin' here,
Practicin' on my parents dear
And l make g Twin that way,
don't fear
My letters are chuck full OF
kids"
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05
This ON Your Eli,Ver

"Ihcy Knew What They Wanted"
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

One good way 70 study syntax
is to enter a drug store and ask
for a nickel's worth OF something.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

SUBSCRIPTION RATES
1900 Year.
ss.oO Three Months
7Se. q Month.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Entered at the Post oflcs At New Britain
s second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

issued Daily tsundny EIeep,sdl
Al Herald Bldg. az Church street,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Anyway, nome OF the reducin
nostrums contain enough alcoho
to reduce the howl about prohibi
ton.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

All kinds OF private business are
being bought up by banking houses,
he added, and new corporations are
being substituted for the former
partnership and individual forms
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Among the most efficient devices
for keeping the home cool In the
can opener.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

I'm order that the purchase
price land more) may be re-
covered by sale OF shares to the
general public. But the signifi-
cant change Is that the new
stock thus sold Is entirely be-
reft OF any voting power, ex-
cept In case OF actual or i'm
pending bankruptcy"
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

II she says her husband doesn't
understand her, she may mean
that he doesn't approve her code
OF ethics.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Recipe for a high explosive: One
part criticism by her of his people;
one part criticism by him OF her
people.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-05

Times change. but 1t isn't prob
able that you'll ever see a woman
smoking a cigarette while darnlng
sock.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-21
Double Liability

Stockholders are liable for an a d d-itional amount equal to the par value of the number of shares standing in the name of the share- holder.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-21
Capital

The amount of money 0"'4 in by stockholders; 9 F7,1lwark of protec- tion to the depositor
New Britain herald., 1925-12-21
The Five Points Protection Savings Depositors

Restricted Investments Savings deposits are restricted by law to Investment in specified h;rh trade securities and loans.
New Britain herald., 1925-12-21
Surplus

A fund either paid in or set aside for the pro- lection of the depositor
New Britain herald., 1925-12-21

Segregation of Assets The Connecticut state law requires that all the investments of sav- inos deposits be set aside and held separate for the sole protection of the savings depositor
New Britain herald., 1925-12-21

This advertisement is the first one of series to ap- pear shortly setting forth the advantages of Trust Company to the savings depositor The next one Will be entitled, "Ihe Savings Depositor Preferred
 Creditor"
New Britain herald., 1925-12-21

|ers
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27
Among the Missing.

Inquiry has been received at the governors office, Juneau, concerning the whereabouts of John Radigan, who came to Alaska q years ago. He was last heard from in the vicinity of Ram part in the spring of l904, when he ad- vised that he was leaving for home. It is stated that he discovered gold creek which he named Windsor creek. His present age would be 1T or 4S. ln- formation concerning him is sought by his relatives His niece, Miss Rhea E. Winters, 15s Livingston avenue, New Brunswick, N. J.. should be notified oS any Knowledge concerning him.
 Inoniry has also come to the gov ernor's office for information concern ing Bhillip Long Wilson, born and raised in Harrington, Mo, now about 50 years ot age, and thought to have come to alaska about the year 19l7. Information is wanted by his aged mother. Any facts concerning him sho2ld be sent to the governors office, Juneau, Alaska.
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27
ss Alaska Notes S < -tGleanings From Territorial
 Exchanges.

The Royal Canadian air force, in conjunction with the typographical survey branch of the Canadian depart ment of interior, is scheduled to make photographic survey of the Stewart section during the summer, according to information received st Hyder.-' The dispatch is of considerable interest ow ing to the fact that it states thst the Stewart-HYoer railway terminal, pro- posaI is one of the principah factors in inducing the government to secure photographs of the Stewart and ad- iaceHt areas through which the pro posed road would extend. h explana sion of this phase Of the survey pro- posal the message said.{ .Owing7 to ehe Portland canal rniping develop ments and the agitation to make Ste wart the terminus of a transeonti- mental railway system tapping the Peace river district and the Groundhog coal country, the photographs will prove of great interest, especially in sstt ling controversy as to whether it is feasible to build railway from the Bear river 10 the Mass upper, waters"
 ---s-@-ss&lsss
 Frank Reid, in Anchorage few days ago, stated that his company would start on it's power project in the near future, despte the refusal of, the Sew ard voters to grant them & charter. The proposition embraces the expsnd- ing of nearly s200o9O. for dam. gener- Ators and power lines, and will give the
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27

The recent order abolishing all passes on the government railroad has hit number of departments quite hard, as the bureau of public roads, road commission, biological and game wardens must now buy a. vioies' when they travel, making heavy. inroads their funds for the summer.
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27

railroad belt cheap power and light. Generators turning but Sc0 revolutions per minute will be used, and it is, esti-, mated that 25,0o0 horsepower wilk be, deyeloped.
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27

Tons of dried flies, used in the mak- ing of paints, are imported to England from Cuba and Mexico. They are real ly cocnineal insects, and. yield scarlet and crimsonlike dyes.
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27

A scientist ID Japan is said to have discovered method of extracting pure iron from iron dust and crude iron. etc. The principle is-thst of electrical dis solutioK.
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27

Alderman has invented device that blows corks-from bottles as tube con : neohed to an air pump is forced under them
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27

It is reported that the New England Fish Companv has succeeded in secur- ing title to the old graveyard at Kodiak, She relatives of those interested agree ing to removal of the bodies to new site. It is.. not known bow seon the company will build, but it is believed operations will start this year.
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27
Science and Invention.

AAhigh explosive that has been in- vented in Brazil does not emit gaees 10 iniure persons using it.
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27

Ing title to the old graveyard a6 hodlaks She relatives Of those interested agree ing to removal of the bodies to a new site. To is. not known bow seon the company will build, but is is believed operations will start this year.
 Valdez had another disastrous ire 8 few weeks ago, the third in the past eleven years., Some ten buildings weIs burned, including the Copper Block hotel and bar, laundry, drug steres garage, Mother Hills two story resi- dence and lodging house, and several cottag ges.
 A Asbronze tablet bearing the, names 0f,71 Yukoners who FeA in the world war was placed insMsnto Park at Daw- SOD, recently. The headsof the screws holding the tablet 10 the monument are covered with small caps, with shs ma pie leaf imprinted upon them.
 IB is-reporGed that Dr. NssshsAs sll- perintendent of ofthesJesss Lee Home as Unaiaska; has been assignea to. Point. ,Barrow and will leave soon for that far north point He has been {n. charge og the home atUnalaska for many years
 The Halfway ,roadhouse. located on the ChataniksCircle trail, was de- ssroyed by fire last month. 1b vas owned and operated by Jesse Brown A Cdefectiye' clue was given as she cause Of the 6rs.
 Joe Sale, pioneer Kougarok. miner, was found dead in his cabin some weeks ago when friends visited his home. He was last seen'alive on December 2. bns his calendar was scratched up to Xmas day
 After nearly 21 years of continuous service, the Arthur Yates, hospital st Ketchikan has closed tits doors. The hospital was under the jurisdiction Of the Episcopal Board of Missions.
 A new cannery will. be constructed at Murphy's Point on the Kvichak river. The building will be unique-in that it will be4all steel, with no wood whatever in it's construction.
 The Evan Jones coal mine at Jones' vile closed down temporarily few days ago. -Onesof the, stockholders said the closedown was due to eoperproduc- tion.
 Kodiak looks for one of the most prosperous seasons vin it's history this summer A large number ot new busi- nesses have been established
 Lee Hy .Landis and JohnnH. Hughes, formerly connected, with the Alaska railroad, |, are now located in San Fran cisco.
 Seld0via4 has taken on, 8 new lease of life and is booming, the town having not enough houses to accommodate newcomers
 J. k. Ellis has been appointed col lecsor of customs, st Fortymile, reliey- ing F. H. Finlaisen, who will return to Dawson
 Trappers around Dawson had good season the past winter, much fur being taken which was sold at high price. Four new settlers from Germany ar. rived in Mccarthy recently, and will 1onata .h1~a
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27

Valdez had another disastrous ire a few weeks ago the third in the past eleven years., Some ten buildings were burned, including the Copper Block hotel and bar, laundry, drug stores garage, Mother Hills two story resi- dence and lodging house, and several cottages.
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27

A bronze tablet bearing the, names of,71 Yukoners who feA in the world war was placed in 'Minto Park at Daw- son, recently. The'headsof the screws holding the tablet DO the monument are covered with small caps, with she maple leaf imprinted upon them.
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27

It is-reporsed that Dr. NeHhsN, sal- perintendent oftheeJesse Lee Home as Unaisska, has been assignes' to Point Barrow and will leaves soon for that far north point He has been {n charge oZ the home atUnalaska for many years,
The Kusko times., 1925-06-27

The Halfway roadhouse. located on the Chatanika- Circle trail, was de- stroyed by fire last month. It vas owned and operated by Jesse Brown A Cdefecsiye' clue was given as ths cause Of the 6re.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-07-16
PROFLAXIA SOCIAL Catas de Pspe....

10 demuestra Y es evidencia de
clio, la conferencia que el Rector
de la Universidad de Harvard
dictara sobre el suggestive tema
de "A nations literature is the
outcome of its whole life.
"El Loco del Condado" nos pre-
senta a un escritor en- Puerto
Rico con sufciente solvencia mo-
raj y cultural que toca la ulcera
Y no Sc queda infectada con ella;
que no teme a los insectos noe
turnos a los roedores de hon.
ras Y, que netido en- los fueros
de su propia conciencia, falla sin
preocuparle mucho 10 que digan
y hablen y vociferen esos eternos
mandarines que no aspiran a otra
cosa que a dominarlo todo.
Vengan obras como Gel Loco
del Condado', siga Martin Alva
despreocupado Y olimpico hacien-
do trabajos de mejorainiento So
cial que nuestro pals necesita de
hombres que sepah decir las cosas
Y que las puedan decir sin tenor
los intereses creados Y a los
convecionalislnos enfermizos Y alta
vicos, reyeladores de una incon-
ciencia de piedra. Mientras tan
to, digamos con Martin Alva:
"El sol Sc derriti6 por occiden-
te, y, cuando don Chico terminaba
su discurso y los campesinos Sc
desparramaban por las cumbres,
en- el monticulo cercano al mer-
cado de Guayabal, aun Sc vefa al
Loco del Condado, sembrando en
Ia terra el orc del crep1sculo."
Simil precioso con ell cual ter
nina Y da remate la novela "El
Loco del Condado". Esto es: siga
el autor hablando, siga ensenan-
do. Sus lectores Sc desparrama-
ran por las cunbres, junto a los
mercados de las conciencias, Y el
autor continuara sembrando en-
la terra ell orc de Ia verdadera
vida.
UN ADMIRADOR.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-07-16

tados Unidos. Puerto Rico seria
un pueblo feliz 81 los Partidos
Unionista Y Republican, hubieran
legislado en- ammonia con la Cons
tituci6n de los Estados Unidos. La
question economical Y ell bienestar
del proletariado puertorriqueno
nunca Sc han tratado por los par
tidos de la burguesia, de acuerdo
con los principles humanos de la
Constitution Gle los Estados Uni
dos, Y lie aseguramos a nuestro illus
tre amigo, Presidente de los Pu-
ros, que ell pueblo nos llamarfa
BUENOS. Nuestro problema es
question de tempo, porque es ell
problema del verdadero ideal de la
humanidad, por ESQ es que no nos
desesperamos. va llegaran mejo-
res tiempos Y entonces nuestros
nietos sabran 10 que han de haeer,
llamandOse socialistas. -. :. -.
Hacen bien los Puros en- pensar
en- inscribir su Partido.
Nosotros lucharemos solos Y la
mandonos Soeialistas. FL Socia-
lismo es una doctrina, que al cam
biar de nombre sufrirfa en- sus fl
messy 81 eel aqua, es aqua, 10 mis-
mo en- fino cristal de roca que en-
humilde coco seco" nosotros nos
gusta mas ell aqua en- COCO Sc
co porque es mas fresca, porque
es mas pura. Z.
Los hOmbres generOsOs y abne-
gados como ell ilustre Presidente
de los PUROS no deben temer en-
Ilamarse socialistas, aunque ese
pombre no sea grato a los hombres
que ahora gobiernan en- Washing
ION. No temieron en- llamarse So
cialistas Marx, Engel Y Jaures; no
temen en- lIamarse socialistas Fos-
ter, Debs, Pablo Iglesias Y Bran
ting.
Esos intelectuales son aprecia-
dos y admirados no porque fuesen
intelectuales solamente, sino por-
que fueron intelectuales Y ademas
socialistas.
No deseo terminar sin antes la
mar la atencion a nuestros CANA
radas, sobre ell peligro que Sc cier-
ne sobre la vestimenta roja de
nucstro Partido, preparense para
combatir ese peligro.
Limo PADRON RIVERA
Vega Baja, julio s, 1925.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-07-16
vENDRA cUANTo ANTEs

mi deseo mas intense es per-
manecer Ell menor tempo possible
en- Washington. En- los proximos
meses Sc desenvolveran nuevas
orientaciones, las multitudes estan
snsiosas de seguir nuevos rumbos,
que las lleven a la redenci6n, es ne
cesario realizar una gran campafia
de organization obrera, la situaci0n
es sumamente delicada no puedo
estar ausente del pals por mucho
tempo en- esas condolences. Tan
pronto pues, termine en- Washing
ton vendre a Puerto Rico y tratas6
de dirigir desde aqni Ell trabajo en-
la Federation Pan-Americana de Ia
Cual acabo de ser nombrado secre-
tario. lsl. ssltl
'tAu revoir pues".
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-07-16
Lamento de todo...
tcOntinuaci6n de ia la. PAg.)

flea para ell pals, pero creo que zue-
go La mayoria de la Camara no pa
rece darse cuenta de que esq pro-
yecto contribuiria en- gran manera
a asegurar ell bienestar de los puer-
torriquefios, que ese proycto ven
drfa a aumentar nuestro credito y
librarnos de la crisis. Pero estoy
seguro de que Sc impondra Ia poll
tica empirica, que saldra q relucir
ell argumento de la patria irreden-
ia, v que una vez mas con esa pc-
Utica sentimental que tanto daIo
nos hace Sc conseguira que el pals
cierre los ojos al estado de horror
y miseria que prevalece Y justif-
que la derrota del proyecto.
"No importa cuan horribies sean
las consecuencias, la American Fe-
deration of Labor Y el PartidO So
cialistas habran cumplido con su de-
Der, habran sefialado ell peligro, y
toda la culpa, y toda la response
bilidad sera de esa mayoria que Sc
MEGA romper con los viejos mol
des y rechaza todo cuanto signifi-
que progreso, todo cuanto transfer
me nuestra vida economical y So
cial.