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The Omaha morning bee., 1925-03-22

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spare time or full. Sell mems all-iVooi
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Real $40 values are easy 20 sll IT
ISIS. BOYS suits fs.75. Big eammis-
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iect. Ccmplets sample outfit free.
Write FOR this big money niakfa- ~ :
today Dent. 57s4 John g. L.enEyvarsh Fl
& Sons. 13of-1l ". Congress st. Chi,zea-
The Omaha morning bee., 1925-03-22

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our factory 10 wesrer. over one million
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tai or exp. required. Many earn slna In
$3.50 weekly. Territory now heIng al
lotted. Wonderful opport unity. VT.
for free samples now. Madison Aiis
$50 Broadway. New York.
The Omaha morning bee., 1925-03-22
Gard of Thanks.

WE wish TO thank our many friends LOT
the Kind expressions and beautiful
floral offerings shown during recent
death or our beloved son and brother
MIR. PER AUGUST ANDERSON.
MIR DEWEY r. ANDERSON
MIR and MRS A. c. JAMES.
The Omaha morning bee., 1925-03-22
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Bee.
The Omaha morning bee., 1925-03-22

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ence not essential; no investment neces-
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won't wait or last: today is the only
sure time to write Stringsr BfaHs
The Washington times., 1925-11-23

A1AApANA
scientist his book The Future, speculates on
what will happen in thousand years
Although anybody speculate and there is limit to
the imagination Professor Low insists that his specuations
are based upon natural and their legitimate outcome
He says mems and women clothes will
be very much alike They will both one-piece gar
nents adaptable to the reception Of radio waves
They will take their nourshmen from central reservoirs
merely by pressing button and receiving their food through
tubes. Almost all goods will be made artificialy.
Sleep know will be thing Of the past Men
will be refreshed by electrical energy.
When and dance In the future 1t Will be
very pleasant and novel sensation, they will receive
forces in plenty from the mutual contact
thousand years from everybody will be bald
People have hair in proportion they approach our an
and barbarsm Hair tends to decrease
with civilization and in the future it will entirely disap
pear. Men and will be wholly bald.
Transportation will be entirely by arships which will
have wings adapted the reception Of the energy
prope them They will attain tremendous speed and
the in hour Collisions accidents
will be very
Scientists will do away with cold weather that
will be less concerned about the weather than they now
Very diseases have already been banished and with
in thousand years all will be banished and will be
healthier race.
The citizen at home will take his lunch through tube,
and pressing electric button what he wants to eat will
flow at into his mouth.
Wireless sight, televson will be improved until It is
commonplace.
These of the predictions of science
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
Washington the Mecca of All
Patriotic Americans
By BILL PRICE

There is roster the Districts future when such
broadmnded and popular Senator ARTHUR CAPPER, Of
Kansas procms purpose in Congress be carrying out
of legislative program that will make Washington the most
beautiful capital world the pride and joy of
patriotic American
Such from such influential man most hearten
ing to the people Washington who have long freed under
the petty plans and schemes little who look
this city the same as any other American townnot
NATIONAL CITY, not "a Mecca, national shrine, the
terminal of patriotic pigr1mages.
ons all greater because he chairman of the Senate
Committee on the District of Columbia because he has al
ready done things for this city and because what he
says bombast. he means it all and is big
enough Congress through much of his program
for Washington future greatness Add to this faith In
Capper the that Congressman FRED zHLMAN
District Committee and that he is also
and influential statesman and there something truly
hopeful to look forward to.
These two supported by other good friends Of the Dis
c may be able at some Of the preju
dces against Washington and Washington people that have
been evident Congress for long time but it is safe tosay
that their influence will be felt and that their views will
eventually triumph
When all in Congress begin to take national view
TO Washington and smatown view when they begin
20 look upon this Federal City in the patriotic light they
do to the nation itself there better day dawning
there shall grow in Congress the love for this city that
exists throughout the nation be assured that the a
tnde Of legislature will be liberal and broad minded
Read below Senator Capper says in interview and
bear IN mind that he speaks just the average American
thinks about his National Capital
The Washington times., 1925-11-23

Could the ah be fOrcby told by anybody else in
fewer words9 Doesn't the Kansas Senator paint the facts
gress do not the things in the light?
While Washing should continue to boost their
ind to love intensely Senator Capper points out that the
generous and enthusiastic interest Of the country enlisted
in the boosting and il deeply concerned in all District prob
lens that promise greater and grander future for this
National City.
So Senator Capper has mind comprehensive generous
and vsoned plans for Washington involving
much the destruction of ougown ugness construction
making for further beauty and stateliness.
The active participation Washington people the
Of their beloved city is sought and recognized by this able
statesmen he thinks their views should be weighed
considered at STEP but he rghtully, places the
eSSSsn's interests in Washington in first place.
nile the Kansas Senator does say So doubtless
erstands that the making of Washington-what he and
the financial expense of local taxpayers They should
teir part They doing it, The Federal Government is
not doing its rghul share influences dominate the
House Appropriations Committee niggafdy and parsi
mono about Federal participation in Washngon upkeep
and upbuildng They deliberately putting unfair
burden District people,
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
JUST 20 YEARS AGO
(Cued Washington Times Flies Ago Today
Bv WILLIAM MOORE

Every morning, Police Court
was crowded by bleary eyed in
ebriates, their fines netting quite
neat little income to the city.
Now the auto parker throngs the
court room. and still the sheckles
roll into the treasury.
A Pee ala ,schoolmaster invented
a speaking machine for trouble
some schoolboys. Some folks
think such a machine would not
be amiss in taking some of the
fire out of the flaming youth OF
the present.
Grover Cleveland went duck
hunting on the Chesapeake, while
Slim McManus went duck chas-
ing" in Swampoodle.
Whenever Judge Mullowny, in
Police Court, wore a blue serge
suit, "old stagers" always ex-
pected a stiff sentence. Indigo
Day" asp the reporters called it,
came twice a week.
Lead Kindly Light" by Car
dinal Newman, was receiving the
same sort of criticism from al.
legged musical highbrows that Sir
Joseph Barnby's hymn, For All
the Saints" is getting today. New
mans hymn still leads in popular
ity.
Big Coal Strike Certain In
April" said haaaline. At least
they hsid It IN - TIE W1nfelA
The Washington times., 1925-11-23


NOTHING MORE DANGEROUS
THAN TO GIVE THE IG.
NORANT, EXCITABLE, DIS
COMMENTED. MORBID HUMAN
BEING A DISTORTED CON-
CEPTION AND VALUATION
OF IT'S OWN EGO.
And that is exactly what this
tribe of bunko artists usually
thereby lies the profit. And
nothing pleases said average
mortal more than to be told that
he Is rare and noble soul
capable of great deeds but I'M
justly oppressed, unappreciated
and misunderstood. lie at once
becomes either rampantly ego
tistic or vindictive. IL he has a
tendency to morbid introspection
it IS Viciously aggravated.
On the. other hand, there is
nothing more helpful than ths
constructive Information and
analysis which Ia given by we'll
informed, conscientious psycholo-
gists, psychiatrists or psychoana-
lists. These men are extremely
rare, not only because honesty
ana lnIelllRenc0 are always rare
but also because it takes years
of hard study and experience to
attain scientific standing in these
branches.
Just as the knowledge Of these
men is based on sound study, so
must all self knowledge be based
on sound study. You cannot
possibly learn the truth about
yourself" in one interview Or
course of lectures nor by sub.
hitting a sample of your hand
writing and giving the dale or
your birth and the color OF your
eyes. You must study psychol-
ogy, you must learn the mechan-
les of all minds. Only then will
an analysis of your particular
mind be of any value.
1t is natural that you should
want to know about yourself, and
most right and necessary that
you should obtain this knowl-
edge But be sure 1t is KNOWL-
EDGE you are obtaining and not
the flim-flam of some pseudo
scientific bunko stesreS
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
ONCE-OVERS
WHEN YOU TAKE cHANcEs IN DRIVINe

Some OF the have had while driving
your have been while trying appear
to the friends who riding with you
You like show your friends the speed of the cold boat
You think that taking chances proves bravery
imagine getting out of tight places indicates ability
a driver.
In other words, you just little boy again. grown
older, broader and taller
There little comfort riding with takes foolish
risk
Instead of creating desirable impression it arouse
most unfavorable impression of your driving.
You have left the idea that You well balanced and
that you would eoparde your life that of your
companions to crafty desire to appear daring
And it's fact that the really takes the
fewer does try create opportunities of
hair-breadth escapes
Too scatter brain drive you may be one
of them
The Washington times., 1925-11-23

like that. And Everything Is
going to be different. She's 60
ing to assert herself and see that
she Gets Her Rights and not let
people put things over on her
the way she has been doing.
Jim's excited too He's been
attending a series of lectures on
How To Make The Most or
Yourself and it's simply amazing,
the amount Of Important Dope
he's accumulated on James T..
Persons. He'd always known
that they didn't appreciate him
enough down at the office
that he was a lot slicker guy
than anyone thought he was
and now he's going to SHOW
THEM.
And there's Mrs. Estelle Woods.
Estelle Is forty-three and has an
dissatisfied Nature. Her psyche
analyst, who has marcelled black
hair, soft white hands and uses
perfume, knew 1t the minute he
saw her. But 1t took a course OF
six lessons. a $50 course, to give
her all the details. She paid IT
willingly, although Fred raised
an awful holler, because OF
course, anything that helps you
Free Your Soul mustn't he valued
in dollars and cents.
Shes glad she did 1t. She has
always suspected that she was
much, MUCH too good ~for Fred
and to be a Wife In Name Only
TO. him and as soon AS possible
she'll get a divorce.
You may never have met Dora
or Jim or Estelle, but you We
met dozens like them. Their
tribe is legion since the Psyche
analysis Bug hit the country:
Many are having, their mental
insides dragged forth and ana
lived and tagged, and feel
mighty important over the pro
cess. Seldom, II ever, has any
thing been invented which ap-
peals so strongly to human
vanity, or fills the purse OF the
purVeyor more richly or speedily.
The plague of locusts never had
anything on the plague of bill
board psychologists" that race
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
BY Garrett P. Serviss
Noted Astronomer and Writer on
Scientific Topics of Popular

Interest.
COME of the supporters OF the
~ Einstein relatively theory are
not disposed to give up the fight,
although Einstein himself has
frankly admitted that II Profess
sor Dayton G.. Miller's demonstra-
ton of the erroneousness Nf the
conclusions drawn from the cele-
brated Nicholson Morley expert
ment are Confirmed" his theory
must fall, and some other ex-
PLANTATION must be found for the
phenomena that were supposed to
uphold 1t. To all who are not
Einsteinians the confirmation or
Professor Miller's result seems to
have been furnished already in the
often repeated and long continued
tests to which it was subjected
before being announced.
But there was sucH a tremen-
dous flourish of trumpets over
the revolution claimed to have
been made by the relatively theory,
that one cannot wonder now at
seeing a strong disposition mani
tested to defend ii to the utter.
most.
In the eclipse expedition TO
Sumatra which has been organ
lied to observe the total solar
eclipse which occurs there on
January IA next. provision mas
been made to try once more the
plan Of detecting by photographs
OF stars seen near the sun during
the eclipse, the shift of position
which the light rays passing close
TO the sun are said to undergo In
accordance with the REQUIREMENTS
of the Einstein theory.
This expedition, which is unoer
the direction of Professor John
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
GARRETT P. SERVES DISCUSSES NEXT ECLIPsE

A. Miller. OF Swarthmore College,
is one of the most elaborate that
has ever embarked for any astro-
nomical purpose. Cameras rang
ing in focal length from thirty
inches to sixty-two and one-half
feet will be employed. The largest
camera, with nine-inch lens,
will be solidly mounted on fifty
foot tower.
At BenkOelen, on the south
coast OF Sumatra. where the OBJ.
servations are to be made, the
eclipse occurs about 2:25 p. m.
and lasts three minutes and ten
seconds. Not only will the star
field around the sun be photo
graphed, as has been done be-
The Washington times., 1925-11-23

fore, but new feature is to be
added in an attempt to deter
mine by means OF photographs
whether any DETECTION of the
star rays. Is produced by refrac-
ton Of the light where the rays
pass through the cooling atmos
phere in the shadow cone or the
moon.
Such a DETECTION might account
for that part Of the star shift
claimed to have been observed at
previous eclipses, which Is not
explainable on Newton's theory.
For Newton's theory itself calls
for a DETECTION half as great as
that calculated by Einstein.
To get an idea of the way the
The Washington times., 1925-11-23

Married women with husky
husbands must look for jobs else
where than the Government
Printing Office, said Acting Pub
lie Printer Ricketts,. Welt
Boston, twenty years ago, Wed
with Chicago today as the ma.
tion's crime center. Suitcase
murders in Beantown won first
page position.
A cat. bicycle and a lady with.
a baby coach collided at Seventh
and F. street,. So Joseph l..
Keefer wrote the papers he want
ed Eighth street cut through the
Patent Office to relieve the traf-
fic jams at the Seventh street
corner.
Pre-Thanksgiving turkey poach-
ers ~ Maryland and Virginia were
met with doses of rocksalt fired
by irate farmers.
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
LISTEN, WORLD!
BY ELSIE ROBINSON

to and fro in our
credulous land,
+, gathering ia t
American dollars
as they go. So
1t is most timely
to ask
w h at g the
value OF psyche
analysis?
And the value
of the psychic
analyZer?
There Is no
value to 9JJ out
OF every ! 900
p s ychoanalyzers,
hand writing in
terpreters, char
acter experts,
etc. They ara
fakirs, and their
science" Is a
shell game. notn-
ing more. They
are a menace.
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
nORA'S Simply
~ Thrilled. She

nORA'S Simply
~ Thrilled. She
has just been
sy choanalyzed.
The Low ellie s t
woman. She only
charged her ten
dollars. And she
-old her The
Most Marvellous
Things a b o II I
herself.
All about her
lnhibitions-
And her Com
pI6Xe 81
And her I'm
conscious
And what her
drea ms meant
AID h4 rh
m u st Express
Herself and Rise
Above Her En-
virOnment - Why
S h e d n yer
drea med she was
The Washington times., 1925-11-23

cooled air inside the moon 3
shadow may, affect the apparent
direction OF stars near the ecIipsed
sun, look at the accompanying
picture. Cool air Is denser than
warm air. Al ray Of light on pass
ing from a rarer into q dense
medium is refracted in the way
shown.
This accords with the direction
in which the apparent position OF
stars near the sun seems to be
shifted during an eclipse.
Whether the effect exists or not
may be determined by the photo
graphs made in Surnatra.
The Washington times., 1925-11-23

Every recreant who proved his
tinidity in the hour of danger
was afterward boIdest in words
ana tongue. -Tacitus.
There II probably no hell for
authors In the next world---they
suffer 20 much from critics and
pubnshArs in thu --Bcpeo.
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
NEGOTIATIONS
OF A WIFE
D. uoJors R0wIand-
Rowland

When You're in Love
Won 40 not stop to listen
To the wildbirds in their winglhs'
Nor tn hearken to the cooling
OF the wooiDg of the ooVe;
Tor the whole wide world seems
70 tm5e the stars are singing.
And each tinkls of the Telephones
SONG
Lowell
yo,, need not look for beauty
In the glory Of the MONDAY;
a. The sunset or the moonflse
0r, the ROSY skies above
Eor. a dark and misty morning
shines az brightly a. June Gay, >,
And every days perfect naH'
to YOU
you're
in
love!
Won IRE not filled with wonder
A. the magic Of the thunder
Ard the lightning has M terrorh
YCnr serenity to move
FOR YOU know Gods In ms heaven,
And the world might drop aRunder--
ant you scarcely notice NIUE things'
like THAT
When
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
SAYINGS OF WISE MEN

For want Of a nail the shoe was
lost: for want OF a shoe the
horse was lost; and for want Of
a horse the rider was lost; being
overtaken and slain by the enc.
my, all for want Of care about .
horseshoe nail. Franklin.
It is ncught good sleeping
Aennds to- wakA -chaneasss
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
Early Historian

DAuL THE DEACON, probably
4 Renedictine monk Of the
eight century, was the first Inn
portant historian of the Middle
Ages. His principal works are a
History Of the Lombardsp and =
eontsuu hon n EutrdDius' hilto
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
Asking a Young Man to
Be a Guest

DEAR MRS. BEECKMAN:
Would 1t be proper for a young
lady to invite young man from
out of town to stop at her home
while in the city, IL she lives
alone with her widowed mother?
D. b.
It would not be proper for the
girl herself to extend the invita-.
ton, but If the girls mother In
vited the young man it would he
proper for him to stay at the
home of the young lady.
MRS. Beeckman will be glad to
answer question on. etiquette sub
United BIZ reAderBl
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
ASKING MAN
TO BE GUEST
Mrs. Cornelius Beeckman

Mrs. Cornelius Beeckmant
nEAR MRS. BEECKMAN:
~ Is it necessary to answer
an invitation to a church we'd
ding? II so. in what form7
~ What is the proper dress
for lady and gentleman at a
wedding eleven o'clockD
90 To whom Is the gift sent,
and how soon before the wed
ding?
MRS. r. s.
An invitation to the churcn
only does not require an answer.
If the invitation is also for the
reception you should write a for
NAL acknowledgment in the
third person of the kind Of the
invitation.
(2) Formal day clothes arc
correct for a morning wedding.
For a woman, a three piece suit,
an ensemble, is most appropriate.
For the gentleman, morning
clothes; cutaway coat and dark
striped trousers.
(3) The gift is always sent to
the bride, addressed to her at hec.
home. This is true whether you
know only the groom, only the,
bride, or both. The gift should
be sent at any time before the
wedding. Two weeks or at least
a week before the wedding is a
very good time.
The Washington times., 1925-11-23

Now as always, the real art OF
holding mans love consists in
holding down the number OF your
kisses. and holding up your senu'
mental standards.
Marriage does not change mar
nor alter a woman; 1t merely ilfts
the rosy veil that hung between
then, and made them look 30 i'm.
possibly good and systematically
beautiful.
1t is as easy to find real love,
at forty, as at twenty: the folly
and the tragedy consists In going
on trying to be sheik or siren,
after the fire of youth Is out.
Most mems promises, Ike their
draarnA. ''go by contraries."
The Washington times., 1925-11-23
DIR. FRANK CRANES
DAILY EDITORIAL
~ DOCTOR FRANK CRANE
In d Thousand Years

a.. M. Low, the distinguished British
scientist, in his book The Future, speculates on
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She looked through the "Helr
Wanted" columns of the paper a,
she slipped her coffee.
"Hhere's an ad that looks pretty
good to me" she said to her moth.
er, " Wanted; Experienced stenog,
rapher, with knowledge of book
keeping. Good salary"
The address was that of rea1
estate firm in the Bell building
Il think I'll go there" Gloria
made up her mind. at may be the
very place l want"
But when she got off the street
car in the downtown district, she
did not turn toward the Bell build
ing.
Instead, she went straight to
Dicks office, with the eager swift
ness of homing pigeon.
She pushed open the door and
stepped inside. Dick and Miss
Briggs stood talking beside the desk
in the inner room.
They looked up in surprise as
Gloria came toward them. She did
not even glance at Susan Briggs.
"Hello, Dick" she said. He did
not answer.
Gloria turned then, and looked
straight at Miss Briggs, 81 want 20
talk to my husband. Will you please
leave us alone?" she asked coldly.
The secretary did not meet Clio
ria's eyes. But she walked slowly
out of the office. The door closed
behind her.
Gloria opened her handbag and
laid the check Dick had sent her,
down upon his desk.
There's your money. I've brought
it back to you," she said. 81 don't
want anything from you, Dick"
She raised her questioning eyes
to his face. "What was the big idea
in sending it to me?" she asked.
Under her eyes, Dick flushed
darkly. Gloria could see that he was
embarrassed.
81 thought you understand that I
was going to take care Of you" he
said. 81 told you that if you lived
with your folks, I'd see that you had
plenty of money. . . I'll send you
$50 every week, just as l said I
would
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IN Reatrice B,,rtOgN Q l0as NEA sETeV1cs NC

In silence they cleared away the
dishes, and set to work to wash
them.
They had almost finished when
Gloria's father came in from the
backyard, where he had been sprink-
ling his little garden.
''Well, what are you two SO quiet
about?" he asked.
Gloria laughed shakily.
81 had a windfall. Dick sent me
$780," she answered, "and Mother
and I don't know what to do with
It,"
Her father came over to her and
laid his hands tenderly on her Shout
ders.
Don't touch nickel of his
money" he said. He felt that what
ever the trouble was between Dick
and Gloria it couldn't be his "baby
girls" fault. So in his own mind
he blamed Dick for her unhappi-
ness.
"We took care of you for twenty
years, daughter" he went on. Il
guess we can do it a while longer.
:. You send his money back to
him"
Gloria looked thoughtful. edo
you know, I believe I will" she said
suddenly. Tomorrow mornin@ I'll
get up early, and hunt a job. Thank
goodness, l know how to earn a few
dollarsw
But she was filled with sadness
that night, as she sat in her room,
looking out into the dark street,
Behind her on the dresser, the alarm
clock licked loudly. 1t was SET for
6 o'clock in the morning.
"Back to the old grindw Gloria
said to herself. miserably.
It had always been hard for Clio
! ira Gordon to rouse herself at break
Of day, and 90 out to work long
dreary hors. How much more diff
cult it was going to be for Mrs.
Richard Gregory, who had had her
breakfasts IN bed for rany months
who had had her own home,
her own automobile.
/ Gloria couldn't eat the poached
eggs and toast that her mother
cooked for her the next morning.