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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-04-15
COINS 49c

Night Gowns Of pure
white. sheer quality. Ia three
very pretty patterns for en-.
broidery. Formerly $50 each
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-04-15
Bedspreads
SITS

Made OF "A splendid grade OF
unbleached muslin and stamped
IN a large pattern very easy 10
work. These are Of double-bed
size. Formerly si.95.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-04-15

The model sketched is
one of the pretty styles
offered in this group of
Stamped Tea Aprons, made
of coral, green and tan
chambray and in various
attractive patterns. Unus-
ually low priced!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-04-15
Glass ToWels
zoe

Bleached Glass Towels with
colored borders and stamped
Ia patterns FOR embroidery.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-04-15
TOWELS 69c

Pure Linen Towels with
dainty border designs. These
sold in regular stock at 75c
each.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-04-15

Buffet Sets stamped In two m.
tracilve patterns on blcached mus.
lin. Formerly 25c and 2sc a set.
on sale az 1sc a set
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1925-11-05

Enid Is a nice girl but rather 10
Quacious."
Eyes. and besides that she talks
too much"
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1925-11-05

They Were Dropping the Pilot.
who was paid for a good Job. made
her look like feminine promoter Of
revelation"
"But her money, boyi'
Il thought you had a bunch OF II"
Bartholomew laughed at the Jest.
and Hiram went forth to q matinee.
He had gone to certain theater day
and night for quite a period. After
the performance he had been seen al
most as frequently at reserved table
In the SWEETEST nelghboring restaurant
with Belle Jllton. the very prettiest
young woman Ia the chorus.
This same evening. as Hiram and
Belle sat dallying with terrapln.
brolIed squat, turkey and trimmings.
Hiram came to a conclusion.
"WIll you marry meT'
~why notY-
~Tonightr'
~How about a Ilcenser"
~well. then. as soon as we can an
range itY'
ssHaven't l answered you, dearest"
And 80 It was settled Late the
next day Hiram and Belle were on
board q steamship. Just before they
sailed Hiram bad sent q message to
bartholomew. advising him Of q mo
mentous STEP While the ship was
seeking open water Hiram got wire
less from Bartholomew that for essen
tial brevlty would have pleased
space-huntins editor: ~You are dis
Inherited" Il said
-Thas'll pot make any difference
with ron. sweetheart viii it9- asked
Hiram. showing the message
~Why, no-~lf-if--r
IL can make a living. you meanY
WHY, T'm cure I can And wen savs
money by cutting this trip bit short
-But your father win relent. sup
pose. when ne has time to cool OF.
Il dont depend on that The old
gentleman never backs up
They were dropping the pilot, and
severed passengers. including Hlram
and Belle. crowded % he rain. n.
ram. Ia an sxcess Of love. covertIy
dressed his lips 10 Bellies hand. She.
suddumiy thoughtful. had Just seen
fsce she knew. and cast q glance
backward Il was on older Game.
Cnrstom CAefzy. who gave her frank
and ss3nsarfn0 loeb o. recognition he
hnss saaf fortune. and am0na his
.....y.s.zvsz.z ar amRa had bean allsnsna.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1925-11-05
SLanfs on Life

b ]. a. WALpRON


The VoyaRers
ssXZ on are sure e Isn't forged
i HiramY
Bartholomew Wings question. hail
IN earnest and half In jest, referred
10 bis sons diploma, which the elder
/ had examined with some suspicion
when the younger returned from COT
lege
IFS the real thing. said Hiram.
swell, all I've got to say. then. =
commented Bartholomew, -Is that you
must have a lot n you"
y don't get you exactly. dad
~Any boy that could raise the devil
you raised In college and yet come
out with this Ia q wonder. and I'm
proud OF you. And now well talk
business. You cost me a lot. boy.
said Bartholomew. "and nov that I'm
going 10 take you into the business,
4 suppose you'll expect at least as
much as you spent In college"
"Cant you raise the ante q little.
dadY
"You1l have to start at the same
figure, but II you behave yourself I'll
raise II after the frst year I'll de-
poslt 5000 quarterly for you to draw
on. II you exceed the allowance dur
ing the frst year I'll reduce It."
"All right, dad. I'll be good
And so II was settled HIram's
place ln the family business was re-
garded by others who had to work by
the clock as a raw sinecure. He didn't |
have 10 punch a fime-sIfp. Ia fact, |
bis hours were regularly irregular.
II think. son." said Bartholomew to
Hiram one afternoon as he met the
youth leaving the office at two O'Clock,
you'd get more interested 10 business
Il you should get married"
Maybe. dad"
"And l think I'll look around for q
likely young woman"
Hadn't that ought to be my jobi r
"Well. perhaps. But how would
Caroline Glider dor"
Rather a tough locker. dad, for
Iteady companion Even M'sieu Pas
ellie, the famous portrait painter.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1925-11-05

outIaat the uppersf II not. you have
never worn UsKIDE soles. People
write that they can't wear UsKTDE
out. II is the Wonder Sole for Weari
Made by the worlds largest rubber
manufactures, the United States Rub
Der Company. Comfortable. heaithfui.
waterproof, good-looking. Tell your
repairmau to- put UBKIDE Soies on
your shoes. Buy new shoes with
UsKIDE Soles. USKIDE will cut your
shoe bills down. Get genuine USK1DH
The name IL on the sole.--Adv.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1925-11-05
shave VIA CutIcura Scar

And double your razor efficiency as
wen as promote skin purity. skin com
fort and skin health. No mug, no
Shiny soap, no germs, no waste. no irrt
tafiou even when shaved twice daily.
One soap for ell uses-shaving. bath
ing and shampoOIng. Advertisement.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1925-11-05

Snowy linens are the pride OF every
housewife. Keep them ia that condi-
tion by using Red Cross Ban Blue In
your laundry. At all grocers-Adver-
tisement.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1925-11-05

Il sometimes worries woman be-
cause some particular man isn't worry
ing about her.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1925-11-05

There are plenty Of manly men
give them a chance.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1925-11-05

Positive. bet; comparative, better ;
superIatiye, better not.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1925-11-05

Laws are vain without morals.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1925-11-05

Nursing a crouch is a poor way to
make It get well.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1925-11-05

DON'T employ evil means and expect
good results.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13
Telephone Routing Key and
SOunder on L. 5. Railroads

Train orders are now being trans
mitted BY telephone on more than 81
per cent of the railroad mileage Of the
country, says report presented by
the Communication development Com
mittee to the American Railway Asso-
citation in annual session at New
Orleans recently.
Believing it to be more efficient and
economical. the telephone is rapidly
aslrping the position long held by The
telegraph in the control of trains and
for the transmission of much other
business by American railroads. The
convention was told. The greater Ger
tainty and feasibility Of the telephone
he advantage of person-to person
contact between division headquarters
and station operators, without deperd-
ing on the INTERPRETATION of telegraph
operators. and the fact that any TWO
people who speak the same language
can use the telephone, whereas it takes
persons skilled in the are to operate
telegraph keys. have been among nc
things that have brought this about.
II is indicated that the te!e grlph
will continue to be employed only i'r
certain routine dispatches.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13
lllini Meet Wabash
I'm Last Home Game

Urhana, H., Nov. ll.--FanS from
all over Illinois. nearby Indiana al
other middle-westeru sta,Cs viii Geek
10 the University Of lianoiS s,aatum
next Saturday, Neeembt H. 4 see
Capt. Red Grange leay the Him
against the strong Wabash college
team.
IL is almost certain tna' 1lans
will play against he collegians be
cause they are tousa And this Il
the last chance f. ut1ngv o. p,l-
form in the stadium where has famous
feats have been STAGED. \ week later
the llliui close the season at lo'umhus
but OF course onIY a few iHns eaa
nakc the long trip.
II is hardly probable that Coach
Bth Zuppke will fun tie nsk # with
holding Grange when he looks over the
re ord OF me CaNtotcSvile colleg-
ians. They bumped oil Purdue, winch
iastr held Chicago 20 Single score
ard well nign lekel the Maroons,
h.o Iowa from a touchdown for hai.
the game, gave Wisconsin u gocd tan
AMI played a tie VIII Butler, "Lup
never takes chances AMI &c Nlll most
certainly take no chances,
Tins will not on, be the last game
for Capt. Grange 5u' al.o ion Chuck
Brown, Harry Hal Stu3 Muh' Ear
Rritton. as well a athcg Finn ana
the Illinois student body will hunor
them all. The Him exec. 20 nave the
largest crowd of IT, sea,ot except Tor
the Michigan and Chicago games.
But Their will be seats for every
body, which will be glad tidings fol
the thousands who were unable TO gain
entry to the Michigan and Chicago
battles. There will be no reserved
seats,
Wabash college IS coached by fett
Vaughan, former Princeton fullbaek
Pete has taken courses under Bot
Zuppke in the Illinois summer coul st
for coaches and is we'll versed Ia lii
nois strategies. Wabash has secuted
Illinois closely all season. The Little
Giants have played some close games
with Illinois IN past years and the>
would like nothing better than to catct
the Illin asleep. The fact that Butlel
played a tie game with Wabash 4
Illuminating. Everybody remember,
the close game which Butler playe
on the stadium field against Illinois
The collegians have some fast back
and they are good on passes.
The Illinois lineup will be praeil-
CARY the s4mc Is went against Chi
cago. OF course Zuppke will use a
number of subs if the game is put on
ice, Just as he did at Penn, where he
had "a men in the game. But Iuppke
will never modest the original lineup
until the lllini are safely ahead
Illinois will seek to perfect team work
for the Ohio engagement which makes
il important that the regulars play
together.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13
KNOW ILLINOIS!

Coal produced IN Illinois during
1924 was worth sl55.260, 600.
Illinois telephone companies have
$4,000 employees.
Chicago is the greatest brlck-using
city in the world.
Use of gas for house heating in Chi
eago has increased 100 per cent dur
ing the last five years.
Illinois has more colleges than any
other state.
Eighty-two per cent Of Illinois com.
munities having electric light and
power are served by Transmission
lines.
SiXty-fve per cent Of the pianos
manufactured in the United States are
produced in Illinois.
There are Is cities in Illinois which
have local electric railway service.
Illinois ranks second of the states IN
the use of Portland cement.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13
Deaths In Quarries.

Washington, Nov. ll.--Last year
1873 workers were killed and 14,777
injured in the quarries Of this coun-
try, according to the United states
bureau Of mines. The total number Of
men employed during the year was
94,242. This is a little more than an
average Of one accident or death for
every six men employed.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

Chicago, Nov. 11.-Railroad mahag-
are who lecture people for alleged OPP
nosition To labor-saving machinery, are
p%aging a futile fight against the motor
bns according to Vice President Spens
~ Tho Burlington railroad.
The railroad official advised manag..
ers to adopt the motor bus as pa, VI
the railroad transportation SYSTEM
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13
lob Hartman Is Dead.

Los Angeles. Cal, Nov. JOB
Hartman. nationally-known labor at
torney and candidate for vice pres,l-
dent on the Socialist party ticket IN
1000. died at Sierra Madre, 'ltde
town northeast of here. cath was due
to tuberculosis, from which ne SUI
fered for years. He was 81 years
II
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

Hanava, Nov. 11.--Dr. Juan Gutter.
as. Cuba's foremost medical man and
yellow fever foe, died here. He aided
Generalw Gorgas of the United States
army in stamping out yellow fever IN
Cuba, following General Gorgas
triumph over this scourge in Panama.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

father wrote 10 a country boy
t6o had gone to work in a city bank,
i hope you acquit yourself well, =
and the boy replied, 81 had nothing TO
90 with it."
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

II your name appears in this column
please remember it is only in fun and
nat nothing personal is meant when
We use the names of our friends 10
aid local color to our jokes.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13
uo,rv None. Democrat,

A Harry Moore, Democrat, anu
n.o4 defeats his Republican dry OPP
WEI we, for Governor Of New Jersey:
po General al chairmen of railroad tram
men and conductors approve pi roptoras
looking toward efforts to WIN is'o
ZION of wartime wage levels
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

the Dean, might have added: We,
but when two riae az automobile, they
ride side by side.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

Thomas W. Miller, former alien
property custodian, and four others
indicted on charges Of conspinng to
defraud Government.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

Benedict: "What excuse have you
for not being married.
Bachelor: Il was born that way
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

The melancholy days have come
The toughest of the batch
The B. V. D.'s are awful cold
The woolens make you scratch.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

Isn't il nice, when one can meet his
obligations face to face and say Pm
pleased to meet you ~
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

Fable: A new family moved in and
nobody peered in from behind the cur
tains to criticise the furniture.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

Fame is queer, and all the average
American knows about Wales is that
he rides and isn't married.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

A husband is person who begins
to love shoes about the time his wife
tells him they are disreputable.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

When any childless person is shown
child of any age whatever, they say:
oh, Just at the interesting age
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

We've often wondered why they are
called stump speeches" since nobody
ever made one from a stump.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

The summer days have vanished.
1t surely seems a sin. g.,
The porch swings must be bamshed
And coal put in the bin.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

\ woman's tears are the greatest
water power known to man.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

A loud speaker will be installed in
the House of Lords. In our Senate
the loud speakers install themselves.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

Example of man losing a quarrel.
And what's more-Oh, hang It
Don't cry"
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

A new song hit to be sung with a
sheet is: Mother Nearly Freezes
When Father Goes to X X X.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

"Ahal Another feather in my cap,
gloated Robin Hood, as he stuck
quill in his bonnet.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

Excuses may get by for long time
but they will not get you by st. Peter.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13
FACTS NOT WORTH KNOWING.

As a general rule, goldfish are I'M
accustomed to earrings.
1t is not necessary to parboil ice
cream to make it tender.
Macaroni is not grown in the ex-
treme eastern portion of Spitzbergen.
The queen of Tasmania is no gem
tleman.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

A young lady tells she unpacked
her fur coat and moths were making
the fur fly.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13
THE REWARD OF VIRTUE

He sentenced postman to three
months hard labor for sealing a letter
containing money.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

"Do you observe the golden rule of
party-line usage?" asked the tele-
phone official.
Absolutely; if the other party S
talking, we jiggle the receiver hook
and make wise cracks until he gets dis
couraged and quits"
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

Her husband is so generous to her.
Yes, my dear. What has he been
buying for her that you want now :!
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

Dean Inge Of St. PauPs Cathedral,
London. who is known as the Gloomy
Dean" when asked to give his opinion
IN the recent decision OF the Episcopal
Church in the United States to drop
the word "obey" from women's mar
rage VOWS, said:
= don't think it is the law of God
that a wife shall obey her husband,
but when TWO ride one horse one rldes
behind"
The London Evening News, which
secured the expression of opinion from
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

otis better to have loved and
lost" the poet said. He said it all.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

Fear that is foolish doubles the
danger.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-11-13

r o. w. L.
Ion With Laughter
II your name appears in this column
please remember it is only in fun and
nat nothing personal is meant when
Ne use the names of our friends 10
add local color to our jokes.
\ father wrote 10 i country boy
Uho had gone to work in a city bank,
Il hope you acquit yourself we'll
and the boy replied, II had nothing 10
20 with it
Isn't it nice, when one can meet his
obligations face to face and say I'm
pleased to meet your
Benedict: "What excuse have you
for not being married.
Bachelors: Il was born that way
THE REWARD OF VIRTUE.
He sentenced postman to three
months hard labor for sealing a letter
containing money.
O.
When any childless person is shown
a child of any age whatever, they say:
oh. Just at the interesting age"
Q
The melancholy days have come
The toughest of the batch
The b. V. DIS are awful cold
The woolens make you scratch.
\ womans tears are the greatest
water power known to man.
Fame is queer, and all the average
American knows about Wales is that
he rides and isn't married.
Fable: A new family moved in and
nobody peered in from behind the cur
tains to criticise the furniture.
FACTS NOT WORTH KNOWING.
As a general rule, goldfish are I'M
accustomed to earrings.
1t is not necessary to parboll ice
cream TO make it tender.
Macaroni is not grown in the eN-
treme eastern portion of Spitzbergen.
The queen of Tasmania is no gem
tleman.
We've often wondered why they are
called stump speeches" since nobody
ever made one from stump.
Excuses may get by for long time
but they will not get you by st. Peter.
.
A new song hit to be sung with a
sheet is: Mother Nearly Freezes
When Father Goes to X X X.
\ husband is a person who begins
to love shoes about the time his wife
tells him they are disreputable.
The summer days have vanished.
1t surely seems a sin.
The porch swings must be banished,
And coal put in the bin.
.
A loud speaker will be installed in
the House of Lords. In our Senate
the loud speakers install themselves.
"Ahal Another feather in my cap"
gloated Robin Hood, as he stuck
quill IN his bonnet.
do you observe the golden rule of
party-line usage?" asked the tele-
phone official.
Absolutely; if the other party's
talking, we jiggle the receiver hook
and make wise cracks until he gets dis
couraged and quits"
o
Her husband is so generous to her."
Eyes, my dear. What has he been
buying for her that you want now"
.
Fear that is foolish doubles the
danger.
otis better to have loved ana
lost the poet said. He said 1t all.
Observation-Disclosures
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1925-04-18
Width Of English Channel

AT Dover strait the distance from
England to France is a bit more than
q miles. Between Sidmouth and st.
Malo, where the English channel is at
its widest, the distance is 40 miles.
The average width is about 20 miles.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1925-04-18
Middle Age Defined

Middle age may perhaps be defined
as that period in life when you're
going to feel just as well as you ever
did in a day or two.-Ohio State Jour
nal
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1925-04-18
No Waste Of IUory

Not a scrap of ivory is ever wasted.
Rings left after the manufacture of
billiard balls are collected and. made
up into bangles, small models and
decorative objects. Enormous guam
titles of these are exported and sold
in India. In addition. cuttings and
shavings are used for inlaying, polish
ing, and making India ink
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1925-04-18

The government does not actually
realize any profit from paper money
which Is lost. even though theoretical
" II does. The money is still held in
the treasury vaults against outstand-
ing paper currency and unless con
gress passed such a bill that this
money might be taken out Of the re
serve fund, no actual profit would be
derived.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1925-04-18
Need Of World Today

There's all the difference in the
world between show me" and lead
me-" The one expresses doubt, the
other confidence. What men most
need today is confidence, which VIII
come only as they follow footsteps OF
experience-Grit
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1925-04-18
PiraticaE Emblem

The marine research society Of
Salem, Mass. says that It has no ex-
act information as to how the name
Jolly Roger originated. hut 1t was in
use as early as 1870, when II was en-
ployed by Captain Roberts. In early
times Roger was a canting term for
rogue, and a jolly Roger. therefore,
would have its meaning as a jolly
rogue.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1925-04-18
Meaning IN BIRDS Songs

As a rule. the singing Of birds de-
notes some happy emotion. and there
by hangs a weather sign. When birds
cease to sing bad weather is likely
to come, for the birds silence is due
to depression at the atmospheric
change. Birds depend more on the
weather than we do, and are easily
elated or saddened by it.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1925-04-18
Skill IN FEattery

There is an oblique way of reproof
which takes off the sharpness of 1t.
and an address in flattery which makes
1t agreeable, though never so gross |;
but Of all flatterers the most skillful
Is he who can do what you like without
saying anything which argues he does
1t for your sake.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1925-04-18

Mohair il made from the wool OF
the Angora goat, generally Of Asia
Minor and South Africa. The manu-
facture of the material was first due
to the genius Of the rearers of this
particular goat and originated in Asia
Minor. Mohair fabrics were used In
England as early as the Eighteenth
century.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1925-04-18
Federal CAPITOL BuiIding

The southeast cornerstone Of the
original CAPITOL building at Washing
ton was laid on the 18th of September.
1893. by President Washington with
Masonic ceremonies. The north wing
was finished in 1900, and the govern
ment, which came from Philadelphia
took possession in October Of that
year.