The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-05-13
THE AFTERMATH
(By THE CUB

10Y LIE COD)
Redwood Falls America P N stands for
Paavo Nurmi. 1t also does time on Pola Negri's
napkin ring. Pola may have the highest bat
ting average in the divorce court but Paavo does
the dirty work in running.
Paavo can mile in less time than it
takes Sandy McTavish to pick up dime, but
Pola is soft SNOWFALL in the running business
Especially rum running. She may run into
debt like Torrance O'Brein running into a fight
but slipping cork holders past the navy is left
for bigger buns.
1t seems that crepe de chine ear drops and
alcoholic eye drops are listed as excess baggage
by the guardians of the gate. About all Poa
got out of the deal the guarded gate
Several bottles of the famous Frog gargle
Bonjeur, were found packed under pair of
marcelle irons and silk whatchymacallit. There
was also quart of pale pink eyebrow polish and
half pint of tooth ache medicine de luxe
The half pint was due to go on a party in
Denver, but the tooth paste trust stepped in
and inside of half day two sardnes off Ellis
Island were seen tearing shark to pieces
For, after all, there's many slip twixt the
ship and the lip
According to reports the inside of the
trunks coming in from Paris looks like COM
bination of Tiffany's bargain counter and
Canadian soda fountain.
A drop of good American Hard Cider or
Mountain Dew would feel as out Of place in
suitcase as ham sandwich in synagogue A
label without engraved picture of Napoleons
last hiccouph is as out of date as last years.
license plate.
And now we hear that Betty Blythe's Ara
bian steed was nothing but nightmare. Diff
ferent opinions given to where she really
was the night her press agent called.
One authority says she was shopping in
Cairo and had got caught in revolving door.
This may be true only revolving doors and Betty
have long acquaintance and she should un-
derstand the different snares the arrangements.
We heard of anybody stuck in pair of
those swinging gates.
Somebody else says she was just out shoot
ing legume while one person says she was
there and the press agent wasn't. Then where
was the press agent?
It's as bad as the time the Senators wanted
to find Dawes. Or like that homeless bridge in
Minneapolis.
That bridge must feel like the aviator who
is going to be up in the air when the end of the
world comes. It's a question of every place
else locked up and home to go to
The press agents name wasn't Bill but he
could make Shakespeare look like cracked
bottle in the ordinary fiction line. William used
to tap dirty typewriter but he never had one
of his cloak models carried off by a crew of
Desert Knights in place where sheks are
common Republican meetings in Georgia.
The writer should have taken her up
into Canada and let the wild two-toed magny
myrumpuses carry her off. It's like being am
pushed by Wall streeters in Paris.
The supreme touch to the story was having
a pair of Frenchmen slew by the Arabs defend
ing sister Blythe. When pair of Frogs will
stain the desert red for miles around with their
blood just to keep American hosiery ad from
being toted into the wilds by flock of these
torrid eskimos, we almost believe all we hear
about that European Cocktail la Parisien.
Maybe they planned to pay off the French
debt all alone.