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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-10-14

LARGE BEAUTIFUL house, 8 bed
rooms, hardwood floors, large
rooms and closets, fireplace, hot
water heat, garage. Sale price
$l4,O0O.0O.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-10-14

FOR SALE-Rug Z x 9, child's toilet
seat. child's cart, electric sewing
machine motor, pictures, cook
stove, heating stove, fireless cook
er, medicine cabinet, chatting dish,
and ironing board. Cali at 1915.
4th Street or Phone 969LR.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
,iRAlChT TALKS
WITH AUNT EMMY
ON SAVING AND INVESTING

Aunt Emmy and Maud were talking
about saving money.
What does savings bank do with
the money people put in it, Aunt EN-
my?" inquired Maud.
ut is invested in sound mortgages,
perhaps, or government and corpora
ton securities. You see, the men who
run savings banks are trained tlnan.
ciers. They know what securities are
good and what are questionable, so
they invest the banks funds-that is.
the money they receive from their de
positors-in the best securities In
such way that they will be able to
pay you interest on your deposits and
be able to return your money to you
when you want it, In order to do that
they must invest In securities that pay
higher rate of interest than they give
you to cover the bank expenses and
set aside surplus against emergen-
cies."
But, Aunty, II the banks invest our
money, why cant we invest 1t our
selves?"
1--WE could X we knew as much
about Investments as the bank does.
Bankers are not likely to make the
mistakes made by the ordinary person,
They are not deceived by impressive
looking stock certificates, plausible
lay oh n IN
voices over the telephone urging them
to buy this or that. Your banker is a
hard-headed business man who inves
tigates thoroughly before he invests
the banks money. For this reason
many conservative persons prefer to
keep their savings in a savings bank,
knowing that their money is in wise
hands and that even though the rate
of interest they get may be moderate
their money is far safer than 1t would
be II 1t were invested less skillfully."
Surely, though, 1t must be possible
to get more than 4 per cent on your
money and yet be safe" Maud said.
ut is under certain conditions
Aunt Emmy agreed. "The trouble IL
that so few people are frank aDou'
their money matters with men who
really can be trusted for advice. They
would rather take the advice OF Q
! glib stock salesman. No matter how
small sum person is thinking o.
} investing, advice should be sought
from trust company or bank. Wo
men especially don't seem to realize
this.
"'rhe savings bank is always safe
II is good plan to keep putting mon
ey in the savings bank until you hav'
good sum. Then withdraw part ant
invest it in some security paying {
higher rate of interest. But be sur,
to seek good advice before you buy
In this way you can always have some
cash on hand in the bank, yet gradual
ly convert most OF your savings into
high grade securities" - ANNE 3
AYMEs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
I..o.s1 .1.4,..,,o,s Coming Back

demanding
of the trend buying
during the past 81 years
horse and mule produc
Off IN until
producing market Attractive prices are no"
all coming market ana
weighing 1000 pounds Prices nave m
the extrem of
reached ana ME oil o
and mule prices as shown by me @
length The first lasted
the present ~
believe that an
VIII BEFORE
produced matngs in the next N
of reach nake We
exception farms today 1t Is unhnkabe oS '
vii he coner for long
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
S lex E r S
WASTE REDUCTION DEPT. /.

We hear that "Chf" Ashton re-
Gently invited some friends to go to
hear his radio and to endeavor to
pick up California. So the party
stayed up until 1900 Saturday night
and Cliff turned the dials to the
California setting and turned on the
juice. A very snappy dance hit
was on. His friends marveled at the
volume and clearness from sta
ton at such a distance. Then the
piece ended and the announcer was
heard, "This is station WILT, Lit
Bros. in Philadelphia.
The congenial CD atmosphere of
this department has left now that
we have lost mike" Sharkey, "Bish"
Brown, H. Parks and Sam Suozzo.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19

OF service. All this havoc occurred
within 25-mile radius OF Middleton.
Telephone rephfnen swarned into
the affected area md while lie storm
was stlll raging the repair work wQs
begun Two en rgency circuits were
"cut throug Wilmington to
Dover. Breaks on the shorter lines
in Dover, Mlddletown and Smyrna
were traced and repaired and within
comparatively short time after the
storm had passed on, communication
between the main centers Of this dis
triet had been established
With the main avenues Of commun-
!cation open, work was begun on the
shorter lines and II was not until all
subscribers lines were working that
the difficult job Of replacing the torn
and twisted wires and cables that lay
along the highways was begun. New
poles were placed when necessary
and poles that had been loosened or
displaced were once more erected
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19

The last storm that swept over the
East recently, covering / in blanket
Of snow and sleet, did considerable
damage to the telephone plant of the
Bell Telephone Company Delaware
bore the brunt of the winds and the
Icy storm.
The center for this section was
around Middletown, Delaware, about
25 miles south of Wilmington, and
the telephone people were kept on the
job day and night repairing the dam
age done by the elements.
Where the wreckage had been es-
timated 1t was found that over a
period Of two days 1850 poles had been
snapped off or uprooted from their
moorings by the violence of the storm.
One hundred and thirty miles of wire.
weighted down with ice and sleet,
bad fallen and lay twisted and knot
ted along the highways. Sixty long
distance telephone lines and 600
telephones were temporarily pat out
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
LIGHT SHOE ROOM

We wonder what kept Ruth Phil
lips back in her work on Tuesday
morning.
We are all glad to see Mary
Manner back with us again.
We wonder what the girls did to
Sadie Murray. She eloped from this
room to the Stitching room. All
right, Sadie
Hattie Thompson is out sick. 1t
must be something serious to keep
Hattie out. Pearl Reed seems lost
on account of her mate being out.
"Bing Bang" Sine is now working
in this department.
Joe Reading is to be congratulate
ed on the appearance of new light
brown cap.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
MAIN OFFICE

Bill Crowley's car is laid up in
Trenton where it is getting a new
coat of paint. 1t will be very splen-
did when it is finished.
Mr.. Charles C. Alexander has re-
turned from two weeks trip
through the West.
Hiram Williams spent the week
end in Philadelphia and so did X
B. White.
X. B. White appeared in uniform
on Saturday morning. The occasion
was not another war but simply
his appearance before the examin-
ing board at the State House in
Trenton for promotion. Mr.. White
is a second lieutenant of Engineers
in the Officers Reserve Corps.
Mr.. J. Woods, of the Wids Heel
Company, was in for a visit one
day last week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19

The famous Irwin S. Cobb, In the
opinion of many people the best story
teller of our time, has compiled re-
markable series of short, humorous
stories which he has heard. They will
appear under Mr. Cobb's name with
the title, "My Favorlte Stories" and
are soon to begin In this paper.
Watch for them and read them, be
cause you never encountered such
collection of funny stories In your life.
Speaking of anecdotes, Mr. Cobb says:
Americans did not invent or dis
cover the short humorous story,
Indeed, some short stories still are
making the rounds which were old
when the Pyramids we're young. Prob
ably the piper who piped before Moses
rounded out his act with one of the
standard jokes of the period-a Joke
which, dressed in new clothes, is doing
duty somewhere today. The mother
in-law joke could not have originated
with Adam because Adam had no
mother-in-law, but have not the
slightest doubt that Cain began using
It after his marriage. And beyond
peradventure Father Noah whiled
away many a dragging half-hour In
the Ark by telling Shem, Ham and
Japhet the one which begins 1T
seems there were two Irishmen named
Pat and Mike. And Pat said to Mike,
Faith, an be jabers -
$50 it would not do for us to lay
claim to the sole responsibility for the
short humorous story. But am quite
certain that we. more than any other
people, have made 1t part OF our
daily life. Americans of whatsoever
rank like TO tell short stories and like
to laugh at them There are short
stories which sum up the characters
ties of white Americans or black
Americans, Jews or Gentllcs, city folk
or country folk more completely than
could ponderous essays or scholarly
expositions. 1t Is of record that
Abraham Lincoln in the darkest days
of this Union cured more than one
crisis with some homely aneedote,
some aptly barbed retort.
"In this series have written, | have
sought to choose those short stories
which have made the greatest appeal
70 me, Some of them heard years
ago. others no longer ago than yes
terday. | have tried to repeat them
In the form in which they were uttered
in my presence. hope the reader may
enjoy them as much as have enjoyed
the work of compiling the collection"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
FABRIC CUTTING

Bob McCucker is regular night
hawk. The other night Bob never
got to bed until 200 A. M. 1t was
not Bob's fault though. He couldn't
help it if right after supper he
fell asleep on the couch and no-one
woke him up until the clock did
that little job at 200 A. NJ.
Russell Deemer did nose dive in
the mud with his Rolls Royce one
day last week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
TOP ROOM

Mildred Bright has returned to
work again after a two weeks va
cation.
Saint Patrick's Day was well re-
membered in this department on
Tuesday. Green dresses and ribbons
were in evidence all over the room.
Caruso had nothing on Daisy Nay
lor when she sings "I'm mindin' my
business.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
"SNA G-PROOF SNICKERS
Being the Weekly Grin of the LambertyiIIe Rub
Der Company at ltself-Written by almost all the
Employees, and Edited by K B. White
CORSET DEPT. BUSY AGAIN

Since Harry Callan's return from
his last trip, the orders for corsets
have been coming in very rapidly
and the corset department is once
more operating at its maximum
capacity. A new night shift has been
added to the calendar room to sup
ply the necessary stock and as
many of the former corset makers
as the Employment Department has
been able to reach are already back
on the job.
1t is hoped that this is not
simply splurge but forecast of
continued good business.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
CORSET DEPARTMENT

A. Dempsey spent the weekend
in New Brunswick
This room celebrated the birthday
of Mrs. Katherine Service ON Saint
Patrick's day.
Mrs. Ella earns seems to think
that we all would be disappointed
if she stayed out on Saturday.
We are glad to have Mrs. l.. En-
mis- back with us again.
Mrs. Lillian Taylor and Mrs
George johnson are new workers
in this department.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
ATHLETIC MEETING

The Lambertville Rubber Com
pany Athletic Association held a
meeting Tuesday noon in the EN-
ployment Office and further plans
were made for the coming dance,
April 9th being the date finally de-
cided on and music to be furnished
by Hartman's orchestra. Ernest Be-
dine and Jack Curtis were elected to
fill temporarily the offices of secre-
tary and treasurer respectively.
Membership cards will be printed
within the next few days and all
employees are invited to join. 1t is
hoped that this Association will be
more permanent than its predeces-
sors and is being organized with
that end in view.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
HEAVY MAKING DEPT.

& Jack Goodell spent the weekend
on the farm.
Dutch Serene and Jack Goodell
sure do make a good rat trap.
Russell Kilmer and Russell Rohrer
have left us again and are back
on tennis.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
Many of Then, Do

"My niece" said Mrs. Blunderby.
"has had college education. She
speaks several languages quite flip
PANTY"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
The Other Angle

As long as the worlds population is
growing all the time, isn't II entirely
possible that If sin is increasing so Is
News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
Gratuitous Help

Character is something you make
yourself In making a reputation you
have lot of volunteer help.-Duluth
Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
GUM CUTTING

Saint Patrick's Day was observed
by Dickie Sands by NOT wearing
his green shirt after having worn
it for the past week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
And the Guests Wondered

Bobby asked to fetch the cigars)-
Do you mean your own dad, or the
box that you bought specially?-Lon-
don Passing Show.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
One Explanation

a philosopher says that every fail
ure is step toward success. This ex-
plains why some men become richer
every time they fail
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
ROOT ROOM

John Stout is back after an i'll
ness of several weeks.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19

The civilized peoples are those that
pay the highest prices for beads
San Francisco Chronicle.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
Water Over Niagara

Over 467, 400 tons of water passes
over Niagara falls every minute.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
The Stiff Fight

Adversely is fine thing. The more
you oppose beard the tougher It
gets,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
We will pay big money
for good Matching eggs

WE NEED Matching eggs from many more hocks than we
have of
Barre nd White Plymouth Rocks
Rhode Island Reds White Wyandottes
to supply the rapidly increasing demand for chicks
from these breeds
The hens of all of the above breeds lay remarkably
we'll and unexcelled for production. They
bring high price in the dressed poultry market. We
pay only the full market price for Matching eggs
but in addition give larger bonus for brown eggs from
approved aooks than for white eggs
Buiid your flock today for next seasons profit
Order your baby chicks Make the cockerel broers
end pay for the total of the pullets up
the laying Early in 1926 you will be surprised
the big dividends your investment in the form of
weekly cash returns.
We will be glad to advise with you in regard to the
selection of breed and its and management
necessary for the best results
lsIS3S4S(S1 Send your order for chicks of
49,. V1ss of these breeds, with remit
S|T y~M1 lance, today. call at our hatch
5NsA &ASA cry and take them with you 100qo
EaS&& E%& delivery-alive and sturdy-guar-
u ssSS9 anteed Shipments by parcel posts
%S%%%SsxSNIsE prepaid.
'FsgsS@@NSsF THE KERR CEiIcKERIES. Inc.
ssssl&@E Frenehtown, NJ j.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19

Altoona, Pa.-ihe newest type
of emergency engine which has
Just been installed in the Al
toona central office of the Bell
Telephone Company of Pennsyl-
vania. This engine Is operated
by natural gas or gasoline ard
develops electrical power for the
telephones In case of an inter
ruption In the outside electrical
energy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1925-03-19
EGGS EGGS EGGS

To those who are interested in
strictly fresh table eggs, of the bet
ter kind, that is none fertile, Hens
confined to their houses the year
around Never get their feet on the
ground, which insures you from
grassy or garlicy ordor, and cannot
get any filth. At no fancy price.
Delivering days, TUESDAYS and
FRIDAYS. If interested drop me
card. / will gladly call.
/. II. BACORN
SergeantsvilIe. N. J.
Evening star., 1925-07-26

or opportune for effecting an organic
union of the two bodies.
The Northern church, he said, is
ready for such action, but there are
certain reasons why the Southern
church believes that the present re-
lations of the two bodies should be
maintained.
Among them DIR. Erdman specified
what he termed the fear on the part
of the Southern church that the
Northern church might not steadfastly
maintain it's common standards,
might not understand the negro prob
lem and might not regard the right
relation of church and state.
DIR. Erdman declared, however that
the two bodies are drawing closer to-
gether and are adjusting all possible
differences. Where the two churches
are established in the same States, he
said, there is a division of territory
which is diminishing all overlapping
and rivalry, and that perfect comfy
and loyal friendship exist.
Ministers from the North, he added,
working in the South are uniting with
the Southern church, while Southern
ministers are taking pastorates and
uniting with the Northern church.
Such a spirit has developed. he said,
that ultimate organic union is newt
able. but should not be attempted pre-
maturely.
DIR. Erdman is lecturing daily at
Montreal and also twice each day at
Blue Ridge, the Summer assembly OF
the Young Mems Christian Associa-
ton. He will be here a week.
Evening star., 1925-07-26

An unlimited as
sortment of 4 o. n C h
voiles. in
stripe. dot and all-over
effects: light. medium
and dark colorings: full
pieces and perfect.
Evening star., 1925-07-26
Six Band Concerts
In Parks arranged
For Coming Week

The director of public buildings and
public parks has announced the fol-
lowing park concerts for the week be-
ginning tomorrow.
Monday-Chevy. Chase Circle, Con
necticut avenue and Twenty-ninth
street, Marine Band, 1880 to 900 pm.
Monday-Iowa Circle, Thirteenth
and p streets. Army Band, 1880 to
900 pm.
Tuesday-Logan Park, Fourteenth
street between V and w streets. Ana
costa, Navy Band, 1870 to 900 pm.
Observation-Disclosures Park, Thirtieth
and K streets, Army Band, 1880 to
900 pm.
Thursday-Sylvan Theater. Monu-
ment Grounds, Marine Band. 1880 to
900 pm.
Friday-Reservation 313a, South Da-
kota avenue, Twenty-sixth and Irving
streets northeast. Community civic
Band, 7:30 to 800 pm.
aturday-Sylvan Theater, Monu-
ment Grounds, Marine Band, 7:45 to
9:15 pm.
Evening star., 1925-07-26
$40 IN RUM CASES
ARRESTED IN WEEK
210 Taken for Drunkenness, % for
Driving Autos While
Intoxicated.

Hearty cooperation between Com
missioner Jennings flying squadron,
in charge of Capt. Guy z. Burlirgame,
and revenue agents working under the
direction of Harry NJ. Luckett, di-
visional chief of the dry forces, result
ed in numerous arrests and seizures
the past week.
Arrests resulting from the handling
and drinking of intoXicants during the
seven-day period totaled $40, reports
of Inspector Charles A. Evans. getting
superintendent of police, to CoSnmis-
sioner Fenning show. The reports
show an increased number of arrests
for drunkenness, compared With the
preceding week, the number ( being
210.
There was also an increase tn the
number of arrests for driving aatomo-
biles while intoxicated, % parsons
having been arrested for such oSfense
Arrests for transporting intox3cants
numbered 35, while there were 81 for
Illegal possession and 80 for selling.
Five automobiles. some of tham of
expensive makes, We're seized. Seizures
of intoxicants included 800 gallons of
whisky, 2S0 of hard cider, 38 OF alco-
hol, of gin, 35 kegs of beer and 9
pints of sherry wine.
Evening star., 1925-07-26
SEEKS WORLDPEACE.
BY STUDY COURSES
World Federation of Eudca-
tors Urge Teaching of In
ternationaIism.
BY the Associated Press.

By the Associated Press.
EDINBURGH, Scotland, July 25.-
The World Federation of Education
Associations took initial steps today
TO put into operation the organiza-
tion's plan for future world peace and
understanding by adopting a series of
resolutions recommending courses of
study that will present to students a
full conception of internationalism.
An organization to cooperate with
the League of Nations and other
agencies to develop universal stand
ards of education and to arrange for
the interchange of students and teach
ers by all countries is included in
the program.
The resolutions which are the result
of a weeks deliberation by various
groups of delegates, were considered
at a plenary session of the fedora
ton this afternoon. They accord the
League of Nations a prominent part
in the world program, one of them
providing for a committee of the fed
Grafton to work with the educational
department at Geneva and through
it to develop the major portion of
the federation's plan. The resolution
recommending universal exchange of
credits and interchange of teachers
also was adopted.
Delegates recommended that his
tory, geography and civics be taught
from an international standpoint in all
schools, and that a committee be es-
tablished to select text books for ele-
mentary schools on the child life Of all
nations as a foundation for the early
creation of a world outlook.
The establishment Of courses of in
ternationalism in all normal schools
and universities was urged, and the
delegates recommended that one for
eign language be made compulsory
during the period of secondary edu-
cation.
1t was voted to establish a commit
tee to study the advisability of es-
tablishing d world university and a
universal library bureau.
Evening star., 1925-07-26
SEESPRESBYTER|AN!
UNION FAR DISTANT
DR.. Erdman Says There Is
No immediate Need of
North South Merger.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
MONTREAL, N. c., July 25.-Rev.
Charles r. Erdman of Princeton. N. J.,
said. here today that the union of the
Presbyterian Church in the United
States and the Presbyterian Church of
the United States of America is neither
in immediate prospect nor is 1t a
present necessity.
DR.. Erdman, who is moderator of
the Northern Presbyterian Church,
declared, however, that the union of
the two churches is almost certain to
occur at some future time. and that
the present relations are harmonious
and satisfactory in all particulars.
In his opinion the time is not ripe
Evening star., 1925-07-26
SPURNS HOSPITAL CARE
IN LAND OF PROHIBITION
German Sailor, Scalded, Refuses TO
Leave Ship-Going Home
for Treatment

Special Dispatch to The Star.
PHILADELPHIA, Pa, July 20
The freighter Hornfeis, in today from
Bremen, Is docked at pier .19. North
Wharves. More than 1000 cases of
beer are sealed in the hold.
The German sailors are perfectly
willing to see America thirst, but they
object most strenuously to thirsting
themselves.
Karl WentZmarber, second mate, Is
case in point. He was scalded in a
minor boiler explosion two days out
of Bremen. His injuries are painful
and when physicians from Hahne
mann Hospital examined him this
morning they advised that he come
ashore for treatment.
But he refused. In oxford English
he explained that rather than spend
months in a land where there is nc
beer he would forget his inconven-
fences on ship and make the trip back
to Germany, where he can have hos
pital and beer both.
The seals We're put on the beer sup
ply before the Hornfels entered the
12-mile limit.