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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-11-06
C0RNS REMOVED
ONLY 10 CENTS
Corns Come Out Without 9
Murmur; Pain Gone At
Once-Guaranteed.
WATERS THIN AS PAPER
SHOES DON'T HURT

1T never saw their equal" Yank
corns right out by the roots and
never a pain or sting. It's a JOY
to stick an 'O-Joy Corn Wafer" on
a tender, achy corn. Away goes
pain Immediately and then later
out comes callous, corn, roots and
all. Slip shoes right on-they
won't hurt. O-Joy Corn Waters
are thin as paper. Stop using ugly
burning acids and doughnut plas-
tiers. Thousands of people tortured
with corns have joyfully praised
O-Joy Waters. Results absolutely
guaranteed. Six waters for 10
cents. At leading druggists, or by
mail for 10c in stamps-Clower
Pharmacal Co., 464 c st. N. W.,
Washington, D. C. Bunion or cal
lous size, 3 waters Csc.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-11-06
CORRECT ADVERSE
REPORT ON HUNTING
CONDITIONS maine

On account of erroneous informa-
ton which has today been reported
to be in circulation in Massachusetts,
and Connecticut to the effect that
deer hunting in Maine at the present
time is impossible, the Department
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-11-06

Infantry. Lvermore Falls, and ma
Lieutenant Harry E. Farnham OF
the Headquarters Company eau
gustav Seth Infantry Brigade.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-11-06

Creation Of a bureau Of aeronsk
tics in the commerce department vi
urged by a committee of the Amss
can Engineering Council.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-11-06

The house ways and means con.
mittee reviewed all income q
schedules. E
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-11-06

ems to correct the wrong impression
given by these alleged reports.
From all information secured, 1t
appears that the report was founded
on the experience of a group of
hunters who were travelling by au-
tomobile recently en- route to remote
hunting regions in the Great North
western, Maine Wilderness, near the
Canada line. On account of a snow
storm coming on unexpectedly in
that region, automobile travel was
found to be extremely difficult by
this party, but their experiences
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-11-06

Senator Wheeler asked that i
indictment here be quashed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-11-06
The Day in Washingta

WorK was pressed Tor settlens,
of the Italian debt.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-11-06
Constipation brings wrinkles and eray i,
get relief with Kellogg's ALI. BRlI

know it takes ALL BRAN 10 hi,
sure results. = Dus
Fat at least two tablesneorf,I,
daily-in chronic cases. with y s.a..
meal. Ready-to-eat with ~, min; ny Y
cream. Also delicious with ~. f,r4
Try 1T in the recipes civs ~. !.
every package. If eaten r e NJ. \,
It IS guaranteed to bring perms.
nent relief or your grocer rsturm
the purchase price.
Kellogg's ALL-BRAN Il mad.
at Battle Creek, Michigan. '' AZ
served by leading hotels and re- y.
taurants everywhere. Sold by Il
grocers. Buy a package today.
1@l ~
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-12-09

| icating JOY. Stockings pinned to the
mantel, a tree in the corner, secrets
whispered about surprises-oh, the
finest feeling in the world, Janet
"Well," continued Mary looking out
into the dusk with gentle usefulness
in her face, "at this time I mention,
happened to be hiding behind the
Christmas tree in the corner. The
other children had been packed of to
bed. 1 think was trying to sit up and
determine, once for all, If there was a
Santa Claus My mother and grand
father were talking together by the
fireplace and my mother was trying to
express her feelings about being there.
She told grandfather that 1t meant
everything In the world for her to
bring her children to the farm for
Christmas. They will never forget
this season Of happiness she said.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-12-09

sist on regarding 1t SO serrousIv,
listen to me, Janet, and will tell Won
story OF another Christmas Eve"
Janet rested her head on the back of
the chair and regarded her friond
with grave affection. Mary was
tower OF strength. What would hove
been these bleak months of recover
without herr
Once when 1 was about Ton voo,
DID," began Mary, 81 was VISITING =.
my grandfather's farm. We olroo. ..
wen. .nere Ior good, old-fashioned
Christmas: 1t was delightful place
sleigh rides, coasting, skating. trims
into the woods for Christmas preans
Everything that child would f,nd ,os
IN doing. Christmas Eve particularIyy
was overlooking with kind Of into
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-12-09

say 70 your children you need not
worry about any returns TO mo
Payment does not always come back
ulrectiy. 1t goes on in other WAYS.
Tour children, from the happy mem.
cries In this house, will continue
to carry on the tradition. They will
make other people happy for the sako
OF the merry times they had here Nv
payment comes in knowing this. 7
give happiness to you and them and
Iney, IN turn, will pass 1t on 70 others
II is form Of indirect payment m"
satisfaction of seeing the seed of tov
blossom into generosity towards Other,
Is the best payment In the world,
Janet went on Mary. 81 did No.
see Santa Claus that night hid behind
tne Christmas tree, but l sneaked ON,
a ~ went to bed thinking about grand.
father. 1t is something / can nsva,
forget. Ii 1t has been possiblo ~
orlng you few things that beIn ~
while away the dull days, blame Il on ~
He started the debt Pm ~
paying MIN partly through Won
q, voice trailed off into silence
ene was thinking of that low. sonara
room IN the farmhouse where she s snans
50 many happy holidays. pen'
Janet leaned forward and to,o,.,
sel softly 1T is a beautiful wov ~
, x your Kindness" She wb,s ~ay 70
put whom am to paw, peieu'
a. mary looked at the frail girl IN Tho
' as,s cn ma, I overheard the l,t 1Ie
aaio VINO comes in to mop your t aoas
ay tnat you We're the beantifu,as. noor
,en' IL, m the hospital She adores v pa,
nd Anu h OF goddess. Maybe you con con
= happy target in her AIM 'Ju Gan
! your enchanting smiles Of han que
&c what happens. Now nor ana
Terry Christmaslp inust go.
mary left in breeze Of cboore,,
o "a quarter of an hour later u fo's's
ane. and the little maid who n louno I
a 81 4 to,,, IN gale of laughter Japea
~ e a ner story and had bea ane, I
81 LAR arms with fruit The LITTLE ae r,oe, t
, aa TRANSPORTED with bann, maid O
no 1t Is said that She lata. happiness. :
me nes fruit away to the coe save most a
Indirect payment ''ck. :,
,aea Janet to herself as She ., WINS. o
"a. nignt into the harbor - -. slipped :.
20 1926. Western Nerves. =. steep. y
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-12-09

you like. I don't
mind that. Only
don't worry about
It You take all
the fun out Of 1t.
Accept, my child,
and don't be tor
Dented with silly
Ideas of some
kind Of payment.
Here 1t Is Christ
mas Eve, when
the Spirit Of Civ!
Ing Is abroad In
the land. There
is nothing so love
ly as giving. But
how can one en-
JOY this pleasure
II intelligent peo-
pie like you in
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-12-09
Nevada Governor Call, M...r..

> o LOS Angeles.-Following the an.
~ that California and Neva.
ia nave reached a provisional agree.
. men' on the Colorado river proposi.
=, governor James G. Schrugham
- Nevada has called a meeting OF
~ s'esehtatives OF California, Nevada
, nnu Arizona to assemble at the ear.
=, possible date. Governor Hunt
VI Arizona has expressed .vi:linrne,.
, =. so'a such conference, but stipu
Arizona. 1 ~ PHOENIX
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-12-09
BRAND Form. French c.h,a..

Paris-Aristide BRAND has announ.
eea mat he had formed a cabinet. M.
briand holds the portfolio of foreign
CHAIRS IN addition to that OF premier,
,ls semi-official Havas Agency states.
according to the same authority
, nouis Loucheur will be minister of
finance; Paul Painleve minister Of
, war ana M. Chautemps minister of
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-12-09

standing before her. "You come to see
me, you bring fruit and flowers and
books" she continued; you are I'M
failingly thoughtful. I can do nothing
for you except give you gratitude and
thanks"
The older woman smiled.
Janet" she said, you are like a
great many other people 1 know. You
have to understand things that are
not necessary to understand. And YOU
think you must give return payment
for things that should not be considered
in that light"
Janet looked puzzled. "Well, but
Mary she fioundered, you must ad-
NIT that 1 have accepted gifts rather
CALAMITY. Gifts :. and gifts.
and gifts. I must speak about It I
can't take things from you forever and
not mention 1t, even though I'm still
convalescing from that accident"
Mary drew chair nearer and sat
down. "Oh, give me all the gratitude
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-12-09

U Il s t m q 8 to
them will always
shine in a glow
of joyous memory.
You are givin G
them and me the
most precf gu s
pi t al In the
W orld: one on
W h ich we can
draw for inspira-
ton as long as we
i've. linen 8 n e
asked him how
she could ever re-
pay him for his
generosity.
"Grandf a t b err
looked at her and
said slowly, If
these Christmases
mean what you
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-12-09

nicn Is Id
his mater |
/ Probably
twentieth
Arol-singlr
arol- singh
pirable-a
pade a
[ngers W,
Farols wer
ges and o.
se of hon
4 In hoteI
fass-singin
[as receiv
.is comnnl
Fniniscent
reet must
shed Insti
caring ~
wn arms.
The slngl1
an Christn
'nval of 1
e celebrat
nlversary
gan Britor
festival;
ny Europ
II the Foul
i became
.ivaI of CT
ave you
: indeed
lstmas c.
8 becaus
rm for a
'lngled "
time be-
applied
'tnnas sou
mitive n
, In SONG
lay. 1t |
fmas Of
Of the
T festivi
btedly s
lnians al
sve' wa
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-12-09
Giving Happiness
Passing 1t On
Extending Joy to Others Is
Agreeable Form of Indi-
rect Payment.
BY PATIENCE EDEN

on are always do
ing some kind thing
for me. I don't I'M
derstand it."
Janet. a small
or Q a t ure wit h
enormous eyes and
frail hands, looked
up at the woman
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-12-09
Q. S. Shows Exports on Ircr.,..

Misunderstanding the last year
.oreign trade Of the United States
WIN all continents except Asia show
a. decided increase, DR.. julius Klein
director Of the Bureau of Forei,u ant
- Donestlc Commerce. told Secretary
~ commerce Hoover in his annual re-
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-12-09
Their CF

flf | have i
lased Tssa,I
pit have e sa,
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29
AUNT MADGE.
BluehiIl.
"BILLY'S AUNT JANE


Before packed houses, the students
of the Bluehill-George Stevens
academy presented on April 16 and
II, in the town hall, "Billy's Aunt
Jane" This is a three-act college
play, with local atmosphere. The
parts were we'll interpreted and we'll
acted, the work of Miss Dorothy
Owens as "Aunt Jane" and OF Ell
wood Leighton as professor
Stevens" being especially worthy Of
mention.
From a financial point OF view,
also. the play was a success, the pro
ceeds, $156, being far in excess OF
any amount ever earned by members
of this school in any similar under
taking. The same students earned
over $40 at the fair last fall, ana
over $50 from County Gentlemen sub
scriptons recently.
The cast of characters of "Blllys
Aunt Jane" was as follows:
Professor Stevens president of
Bellmore college,
Elwood Leighton, %
Billy Bakesley, a popular Bell
more student 80. Oscar Candage, 70
Tom Burke, Blly's roommate,
Leroy Gray, 26
Ralph Peters. Harry Hunter, Billy's
classmates,
Fred Astbury, '27, Philip Novels, II
Philander Wells, a mining expert,
Lester Robertson, 81
Deacon Codger, a tight-fisted
farmer ...... Eliot Sweet, 20
Sam johnson, a colored chore boy,
Victor Owens, '25
Mrs Jane Briggs Billy's aunt,
Dorothy Owens, '25
Miss Virgins, a maiden lady.
Edith Astbury, '25
Students at Bellmore:
Dora Grant Lois Greene. 90
Alice Moore ...,.. Doris Alley, 90
Bertha Wright, Nellie Farnsworth, II
Anna Moxley :. Caroline Cousins 81
Katie Murphy, Aunt James maid,
Fred owens, %
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29
North LamOine.

Edward F. Young, who has spent
the winter in Melrose, Mass, re-
turned home Sunday. He was &C
companied by his sons, Harry OF
Rochester, N. H., Crosby OF Cam
bridge, Mass, and Lester OF Melrose,
They made the trip from Rochester
by car.
Lewis Smith and family have
moved from Ellsworth to their home
here for the summer.
Mrs. Lena Hagan entertained the
birthday club April %. Sixteen
ladies were present.
Friends of Harvard kittredge are
glad to know that he is gaming
every day, after his operation. HIS
mother, Mrs. C. M. Kittredge, mas
returned home.
Mrs. James x. Tweedie OF Bel
mont. Mass, underwent a serious
operation at Cambridge hospital
last Tuesday. Her home friends wish
her speedy recovery,
April 27. u
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29

Mrs. Prescott j. Eaton took her
little daughter Gwendoline to a hOspi-
tai in Boston for treatment on Thurs
day. She was accompanied by her
mother, Mrs. Annie Thompson, and
her son, Clifford Eaton, who will en-
list in the U. S. marines.
Mrs. John Hosmer of Rockland has
opened her cottage, "Craignaire,' for
the season.
y Mrs. Earl S. Brown of Eagle is
spending week with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. George M. Dodge
Mrs. George G. Hardy is a guest
of Mrs. Stella Conary at Stonington
Mrs. Caleb Haskell is visiting rela-
tives in Boston.
Mrs. Lena A. Spofford, who has
spent the winter in Boston, arrived
home Thursday.
B. Clyde Smith returned Saturday
from New London, Conn, Where ne
has been visiting relatives.
Capt. and Mrs. E. Allie Greene are
at home from New London, Conn.
Arthur Eaton and sons, Orrin and
jaw. left on Thursdays boat for New
York. to join the yacht Nevette, capt.
John Greenlaw. Mr.. Eaton, ST., IS
chief engineer on the yacht.
A play will be given on May ID by
the Deer Isle high school juniors, en-
titled ''Patty Makes Things Hum
George M. Dodge has purchased
new truck.
Mrs. Martha Stinson is keeping
house for P. J. Eaton during the alb
sence of Mrs. Eaton.
Alfred Durham has moved MS
family into the Prescott Johnson
house for the summer.
Jasper c. Eaton is visiting his pa
rents, Mr.. and Mrs. Courtney Eaton,
for a few days
April 27. W.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29
is YOUR WORK HARD?
Many Ellsworth Folks Have founo
How to Make Work Easier.

What is so hard as a days WORK
with an aching back?
Or sharp stabs Of pain at every
sudden twist or turn?
There is no peace from Ahat duii
ache.
No rest from the soreness, lame
ness and weakness.
Many folks have found rellel
through Doan's Pills. they are
stimulant diuretc to the kidneys.
Ellsworth people recommend
Doan's.
A. M. Franks, carpenter, % high
St. Ellsworth, says: My back was
lame and it ached severely. Finally
l was compelled to lay off work ana
was down and out for several days.
l used Doans Pills and couple Oh
boxes relieved me-
Many years later, Mr.. Franks SAID:
"Doan's Pills have always proven
beneficial when l have needed KID
ney medicine"
Price coo, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy
get Doan's Pills-the same that Mr..
Franks had. FosterMilburn Co.,
Mfrs. Buffalo, N. Y.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29

There will be meeting of PenOb-
scot chapter Friday evening, May II
The degrees will be conferred, after
which there will be a program and
refreshments.
Arthur w. Perkins was in Boston
last week on business.
c. NJ Perkins has purchased a
new truck to use for conveying cream
to the cooperative creamery in Ellis
worth.
Frank Leach and wife are occupy
ing the Oscar Leach house for the
summer.
William Belts of Brewer spent the
weekend in the home of Mrs. Bertha
Leach. Upon his return, he was ac-
companied by Mrs. Belts, who has
spent the past three weeks here with
her mother.
Miss Doris Delano of Mars Hill is
employed in the home of Lieut.. and
Mrs G. O. Littlefield.
Miss Florence Perkins and Miss
Gladys Leach were weekend guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. B. J. Henrickson in
Castine.
The first annual junior speaking
exhibition of Clark high school will
take place at the town hall, Friday
evening, May 8.
Mrs Ethel Bridges will entertain
the Wo-he-lo club Tuesday evening,
May 5.
The many friends of Mrs. H. c.
Perkins and Miss jeanette Sellers
will be grieved to learn that they
are i'll.
April 81. "Woodlocke.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29
SOuth Deer Isle,

L. r. Judkins is making repairs
on his buildings.
Capt. Adrian Stanley arrived home
this week.
Miss Alta L. Smith, who has spent
her vacation at home, has returned
to Portland.
Capt. William Shepard and Wilbur
Davis left Tuesday for the seasons
yachting.
4 Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis Ogier and son
Harold, of Cmden, have been spend
ing a few days with Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Bryant.
Estella Small, with daughter Lor-
raine, of Sunset, is with her aunt
Mrs. Charles Bryant, for few weeks.
Walter H. Small of Sunset visited
relatives here last week.
Capt. and Mrs. w. F. Shepard
were in Eggemoggin Sunday.
April 27. l..
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29
MUTUAL BENEFIT COLUMN.
Edited by "Aunt Madge.o
MOTTO: HELPFUL AND HOPEFUL

The purposes of this column are
succinctly stated in the title and motto
it is for the mutual benefit, and aims
TO be helpful and hopeful. Being for
the common good it is for the common
use-a public servant, purveyor OF
information and uggestions, medium
FOR the interchange of ideas. In this
capacity it solicits communications.
and its success depends largely on the
support given it in this respect. Com
munications must be signed, but the
name of writer will not be printed ex-
cept by permission. Communications
will be subject to approval or rejection
by the editor of the column, but none
will be rejected without good reason.
Address all communications to The
American, Ellsworth, Me.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29

was surely the right thing 1of ne;
/ took four bottles then and in the fall
of the year took three. l had been
treated by doctor but he gave me an
iron tonic and that did not help me. 1t
seemed that the tonic did not have in it
what the Vegetable Compound did. That
gave me the strength and ambition l
needed and I have gained in weight.
This year before l started to clean house
| got four bottlesof the Vegetable Com
pound and am taking it right along. l
tell all my friends about it and how much
good it does me- They can notice it be-
cause have gained in weight: l weigh
118 now and do all my work myself
again. Mrs. EMIL o. BRANDENBURG,
65l 9Th Street. Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29
fremont.

Miss Frances Wallace is at home
from Florida, where she spent the
winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Haynes OF
Seawall were Sunday guests of Mr..
and Mrs Harry Newman.
Jacob Kelley left by boat Thursday
for Pennington, where he has en-
ployment, after spending the winter
here with his family
Thomas E. Dodge was business
visitor at Ellsworth Thursday.
Mr.. MacNelly arrived Saturday,
and work on the Clark bridge will be
resumed Monday.
Mrs. John Latty arrived home
from Calais Saturday, after spending
the week there.
April 27. X.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Lowell spent
the week END with Mrs. LoWelIs pa
rents, Mr. and Mrs. Curtis Pierce.
Ed Allen is building a new drive
way and making other improve
ments on his house.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Leighton of
Bluehill called on Linwood Leighton
on Sunday.
Curtis Young, Hollis Smith and
William Somes, of Mt. Desert were
here Sunday.
John Thurston has been quite i'll
for the last few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Donald Redman Wis
tied her grandmother, Mrs. FANNIE
Anderson, Sunday.
April 81. ..
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29
Tommy on TWins

A boys composition on twins
Twins is a baby, only it's double II
usually arrives about 4 :37 in the morn
ing, when q fellow is getting IN his
best ticks, sleepin'. Twins Is accom-
panied by excitement and doctor.
When twins do anything wrong their
mother can't tell which one to lick, 80
she gives it to 'em both to make sure.
We got twins at our house and Ia
swap em emmy day for an airdale or
most anything."- ton Transcript.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29
IalnOine.

Maurice Hodgkins and wife and
Mrs. Jennie King have moved from
Ellsworth, where they spent the
winter.
Mr. and Mrs. F. l.. Hodgkins ar
rived home from Lynn, Mass, last
week. Mr.. Hodgkins is having his
house painted.
Leowne Covey spent Sunday with
her mother, before going to Sullivan
with Mrs. Klaus.
The Modern Woodmen and Royal
Neighbors join forces next THURSDAY
evening, April 80, for an indoor cir
Gus to be held in the grange nall
No one should miss the fun.
Mr.. Dorr and Mrs. Radcllne Oh
Old Town were Sunday guests or H.
NJ. King and wife.
ADril 81 ~
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29

interesting; still, it is good just to be-
long
Well, the printers may want some
quotation marks for something else,
so 1 want to tell you of our latest in
vention, of which one of our Farm
Bureau members said: why, you
ought to collect on that! That is worth
rs cents apiece" (more quotations.)
Yet the idea is so simple, you can do it
for less money. You know, the silver
ware is always slipping through the
dish drainer. We happened to have a
piece of new wire window screening
that was just the right size to mt the
bottom of drainer, and turn up an inch
or more on the sides. Our piece was
not long enough to turn up at the
ends too, but that is the idea. We fas-
tened it by using threads OF the wire.
We dry it on the stove after using, and
think it will last a long time
Now, don't expect to hear from me
again for some time, for l have had
quite a package of crossword puzzles
sent me as a result of my last letter,
which l will sandwich in with house
cleaning. Have two rooms done, but
don't clean when it is as cold as II is
to-day-only 16 degrees above this
morning, April 6.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29

of having left nothing to be desired.
I think it is no exaggeration to say
that the natural beauty of Mt. Desert
does the same thing. A few days
there, camping, walking, with time
to get the detail of some of the more
beautiful spots, and you will have
seen a pocket edition of Maine, the
essence of her appeal condensed and
intensified
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29

"My dear" called a wife to her
husband in the next room, what are
you opening that can WITH
'tWhy," he said, with can
opener. What did you think | was
doing it with?'
We'll" replied his wife, 81 thought
from your remarks that you were
opening it with a prayer" - The
Progressive Grocer.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29

Mothers face wore an eXasperaleo
look as she raped her little son
smartly on the knuckles. Johnny
would persist in putting the food into
his mouth with his knife instead or
his fork, and time and again mother
had told him about it.
Sonny" she said angrlly, now
many times have | told you that you
must not eat with your knife. Use
your fork
Eyes; but mama, objected the lit
tie boy, 81 must use my knife. COS
my fork leaks"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1925-04-29
Mystery Monument

The monument in Saxonian square
at Warsaw, Poland placed there in
memory of "The Unknown Soldier" Is
the gift Of an unknown donor 1t was
unloaded one morning at dawn anc
when the city awOke TO find it there
1t was strewn with flowers and
wreaths, but whence it came is mys
terry.