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New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
The Traprock Museum of Cn-Nat-
ural History
BY DR.. Walter +. TraproCk
The Shin Model Section


The modern craze for ship
models has led me to install In the
museum at Derby my private col
lection OF these objects which is
without doubt the most valuable in
the world. The curator of this de-
partment Is Prof, Ucemstich, au-
thor of The Archaeology Of the
Ark" who built for me an exact
model OF Noah's famous craft, the
cross section of which shows all
the interior arrangements with The
stalls of different sizes for animals
ranging from the ant to the ele-
plant.
A snmptuous exhibit arc the
simpler vessels OF commerce.
among others a Norwegian '1ili-
brod" or herring -trapper. with
large folding doors in the bow
through which the herring enter
only to find there Is no exit SINH
lar boats are in use today herring
/ being in great demand to cross
trails with and TO produce thirs
for festive occasions. An interesting
case near this exhibit contains
some early starboard and por'
watches designed by Gmuss OF &c.
neva for the Swiss navy.
Our latest acquisition is a mode
OF a fast motor boat which is m!
own invention. It's power is derived
from condensed milk forced
through condenser tubes to hi
focal manifold and thence expand
ed according to the law OF least re
distance. This boat can 20 to Eu
rope on two cans and around tn
world on four. the milk being re
used constantly and becoming
more and more powerful in tn,
process.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

careful rchearsals from the script
Of every scene in the play. As these
are rehcars"d they are timed. At
the conclusion Of each scene the
director knows approximately how
much film will be needed. In the
rchcarsals, camera angles. closcups,
and other details Of scenes are per-
fcctcd so that the director ana star
know exactly how each detail will
look on the screen.
Tryouts also are applied to mem
bons of the technical staff. Electro
clans are sent through rchcarsaIs
by the chief cameraman, thus
eliminating experimenting and
tests with lights while the picture
is being filmed.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
In KlaSs at KraZy KOllcgc
Conducted by Gertruflc)

Teacher:
Now, Lolita, You try your hand,
or brain. at a sentence with the
word Journey in it."
Lolita Bunque:
"Oh. dads right knee has panied
him now
Siuco nineteen twenty-five.
If you had rheumatism like him
Wouldn't journey main you. too ?"
Teacher:
'Lura, can you use the word
'parapets' in a sentence?"
Lura Mann:
Mildred and Mamie can laugh and
dance
And smoke their cigarettes,
They don't know much. but they
really are
A cute little parapets."
Sylvester Miller.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

The more the New Haven rail-
road tells about It's train and bus
plans the worse the outlook for the
trains, II this thing keeps up the
railroad tracks through this city
will be in use only for long distance
freight trains, or to haul "empties"
back to the mines.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

mountain districts and the plains
states,
Temperatures are generally lower
In the upper lake region and north
crn portions of tho Mississippi valley
but rising In tho lower lake region,
Conditions favor for this Vicinity
Increasing cloudiness with rising
temperature followed by rain,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
CORKS AFFECT MARKET

London, Nov. c R)-Used cham.
payne bottle corks are collected by
walters In large restaurants here
as eagerly as are tips. The corks
ar" worth money and figure strong
~ in the quotations on the cham
pagne market,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
Tub Night

cry This on Your LInolcum)
Ooooooooh How leece miss you
tub night.
Misses you while lights are loooow.
Ooooooo! How leeee miss you tub
night,
Morrrrre than you'll cverrr KNOW.
Ieeee was a fool, dear, to roammm,
Leeceeaving you there all alonnne,
Oh! myeee poorrr hearrrt Is ach-
ing,
Pleeeeccase keep 1t from brrrrcak-
ing,
Oooooooooooh, How Ieceeeee MISS
you tub night.
Jeanette f. Simns.
In reply please refer To-
Irene Thomas, pretty typist,
Really made hit
With her new boss, Dave A, Meyer;
But she had to quit
When he noticed on each letter
She had signed DAM IT.
Archie Gamscy.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

The Board Of Adjustment. having
lifted the ban on incincrators in the
downtown section, it now will be
possible to smoke five cent cigars
without buying any.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

Score Ono for the Negative.
I've studied evolution
And ] find there's nothing in 1t;
They say this old world started
With a monkey 10 begin il.
All folks come not from monkeys:
That Is the stand I've taken.
Some OF us surely came from
pigs
Or why Is my name Bacon?
M. G. Bacon.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

Another plot TO kill Mussolini.
But mo reprisals" were ordered,
according 10 the dispatch 1t de-
Ponds altogether upon what is un-
dcrstood by the term.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

The plan Of the League Of Wom-
on Voters TO quiz all candidates will
at least give the candidates Il
chance to come out in the open or
dodge the issues.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

Anyhow, n fine time will be had
by all before the recession COM
mcnccs. Ono mans guess is rs good
as anothcr's as 10 when that time
will arrive.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

"Allhouah the tendency Of
money together with wages,
rents and the cost OF living, will
in alt probability be downward
throughout tho next 20 years,
there will be occasional inter-
lu'lcs Of tighter money. Some
time, and probably next year
we shall experience a marked
shortage OF capital for invest
ment and speculation. and the
sock market will know it first.
It will develop n major down
ward movement. when tho
whole country Is hubblng with
prosperity and ever expanding
hope. We shall, as usual, DO
told that Wall street is the only
blue spot in the country"
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
Member Audit Bureau of Circulation.

NFNI1H'E tNU''FF '7"FF F'F3 VT Ut 7F''FEF'F1'f
The A. n. c. IL a natiUPal organization
which furnishes newspapers md Rdvef-
tlsers with a strictly honest analysis Of
circulation. Our circulation statistics
are based upon this audit. THIS ENSURES
protection against fraud IN newspaper
distribution figures to both national and
local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

Iitchncld may be slow, but vi
timotcly it can provide twelve
good mon and true who have never
read a line about the Maori case.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
Sad hut True, FOLKS.

The shrill winds cry TO every guy
Who owns n shack or hoNcl,
"Pull on your jeans, pull off your
screens,
You'll soon have snow to shoyel!'
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
AprOpos

Ragman Go man at door,: ANY
old rags today?"
Man: mo, my wife Is away"
Ragman (after thinking): "Any
old bottles?"
Robert r. Gibbons.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

The situation In Damascus gives
the impression that 1t is a good
town for peaceful individuals to
avoid. Even conditions in Water
bury are safer.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

What every girl knows? It isn't
ardor that enables him to express
his love so well. but experience.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

Mr. Kellogg may not be as big as
Mr.. Hughes, but lie can register
Just as much alarm at the sight OF
red.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
Telling Things

Sunday school teacher: "Now,
Albert tell the class where men go
who drink whiskey."
Albert: "They 60 to my fathers
place"
Paul 8. Powers,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

Correct this sentence: "1f we had
a car" said she. wed make It a
point to take out the ncighbors who
haven't one"
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

There doesn't seem to be room IN
one small world for the word
"decorum" and saxophones.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

1t seldom happens that woman
too sex-proud to take her hus-
bands name Is too proud to take
his alImony.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
Paul s. Powers.

Celluloid stars are forever In the
limclight Of matrimonial scandals.
Well don't We all know what a
match can do to celluloid?
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

Well. America had to go easy
about paying her debt to France be-
cause a lot Of the folks back home
kicked,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

Il never try TO run things" usual
ly means I'D rather sit bacl; and
knock than to help"
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
The ElattcrCr

Mrs. Ncwbridc: A policeman
paid nc the incest compliment to-
day, George"
Her husbands: "Ilow was that?"
Mrs. Newbridc: "Iie arrested me
for not being old enough 10 drive n
car"
Ccpevioyc MnoEpn
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
Member OF tho Associated Press.

The Associated Press is exclusively en-.
titled 10 the use for republication Of
all news credited 10 It OF not otherwise
credited IN this paner and also local
news published herein.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

It must seem strange 10 make a
radio speech. You can't hear the
audience coughing.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

AMMAN IS a French protcctorate.
King Khai Dinh succeede TO the
throne in 1916. He made a visit OF
state TO France Ia 1879
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

Still. # all OF us had twice as
much money, the net effect would
be to make desirable lots twice as
hard TO buy.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

Another way to get educated is
to wonder If anybody will get youl
ovcrcoat if you leayq it In the car.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
EMPEROR OF AMMAN DEAD.

Salgnon, French Tndo- China. Nov.
G Pl-Khai Dlnh, emperor Of An
nam. Is dead.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

Prohibition has its points. but
you'll never hear a song like lit
tie Brown jug" about a fruit jar.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

they must DO today far greater
than they have ever been be-
fore in history, The stock mar
kct situation at the present
time is much tho same as IL
that In Florida land. Some OF
the buyers, OF course, are pur-
chasing for Investment but the
great bulk OF them are buying
for The sole purpose of selling
TO someone else higher ur. This
Is all very fine so long as this
someone else comes along to
buy, The more overwhelmed
a speculative position Is built
up tho more drastic must DO
the ultimate reimbursement, All
OF this discussion may be Of no
present value but 1t certainly
will have marked pertinency
eomctimo within the next few
MONTHS
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Issued Daily tsunday EIeeptedD
At Herald Bldg. a. Church Street.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
TELEPHONE CALLS
Business once 80, se5
Editorial Rooms 80. osB

The only profitable advertising medium
IN the city. Circulation hooks and
press room always open 10 Advertisers
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

Entered at the Post orles q. New Britain
a. Second ClAss Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
Tx2's
Jun Sh!!0P
MaXSON E0xHALi JLlas1

Send all communications To Fun
Shop Editor, care Of the New
Britain Herald, and yonr letter
will he forwarded 10 New York
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

SUBSCRIPTION RATEe
1900 q Year.
1900 Three Months.
75e. a Month,
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06
Score Ono for the NEGATIVE.

-Gcnevicyc Meakcn.
New Britain herald., 1925-11-06

WANTS u KNOW TOR GOODNESS
SAKE WHY DIDN'T SAE PEMiND
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-05-15

clothes-even when the outfit is not an
ensemble suit.
A fine example OF the ensemble suit
for summer is pictured here in flannel
and printed silk, and it consists of a
dress of figured silk and plain flannel,
combined, and long coat of the fam
mel. A suit of this kind might be de-
veloped in any of the seasons popu-
lar colors-the tan, wood and sand
shades, light brown, navy, lanvin
green or gray. All the natural or "un-
bleached" shades are we'll established
in the modes for summer and they
combine well with other colors. But
the model is adapted to other cloths
besides flannel, kasha, twills, pongee
and the crepe weaves. The underdress
is long tunic with deep band set
on at the bottom and narrower, gradu-
ated bands above 1t. Ensemble suits
of this kind may be varied by making
plain skirt to match the coat and
wearing long warehouses or tunlc
blouses with II. In the wood, sand,
natural or gray colors, and even in
Iivelier hues, long, plain coat, like
the one pictured. will make itself very
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lumined with stripes of brightest-ever
orange. Note that this sweater Is OF
brushed wool. The fact that the
brushed wool OF nowadays Is as light
in weight as feather bespeaks Its
continued favor. Then, too,N there is
another argument in Its behalf, In the
pleasure the Riddles" take in these
soft-as-down fuzzy-wuzzy knitted
coatees.
The popularity of bright red extends
into the sweater field for children.
Another beloved color this season for
little folks sweaters is madonna blue.
In fact blues Of all shades are impor-
tant.
Some adorable full-length fine light
weight coats are being displayed
among distinctive knitted outerwear
for tiny folks. They are knitted In
ribs, and are double-breasted. A lit
tie hat to match is made up with
wee roll brim and perky yarn POM
pom.
Among clever new ideas which a
tour of adventure into fairyland Of
knitted finery for children reveals, are
tots jersey frocks. these having lots
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The Folks Who
Know
BY DOUGLAS MALLocH

THERE are four kinds of folks whe
i know;
The first know not at all,
And very frankly tell you So
Yes, when they can't recall
The name of this, the name of that
Own up, and let it go at that.
The second class will wink the eye
And try with hens and haws
To make you think the right reply
They do not give because,
Although they know, 1t might be well,
Perhaps be better, not to tell.
The third reply right off the reel.
Whatever you inquire,
And love their knowledge to reveal
To student, sage and sire
Know ev'rything that comes along.
And almost always know 1t wrong.
The fourth have studied long and hard
Experience and book,
Have learned with caution to regard
The things at which they look;
And men like that will tell TO you
Not what they know but think they do.
And, of the four, the first and last
VIII answer you the best;
The first will never lead you past
The truth; the last will test
The truth before your very eyes.
For naught is certain to the wise.
20 by Mcclure Newspaper syndicAts.)
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Your Last
Name
is 1T BLAKE?

UOU might despair of the good
i sense of anyone who declared that
black was white, and yet 1t seems that
sometimes the surname Black with its
first cousin, Blake, has much the same
meaning as White. These names in
some cases may mean black but 1t is
said on good authority they are more
often derived from an old word, blac,
kindred to bleak and bleach, which
meant pale.
John Black or John Blake then SIM
ply meant John of a pale complexion,
and John White was usually named
for the same reason. When these
names did come from black, as they
sometimes did. they had reference
hair and eyes, or to black clothes. The
Black Prince of English history was
known by the color Of his coat OF
mail and so ii was that some of the
Blacks and Whites and Browns are
descended, no doubt, from ancestors
who came to be known by the color of
tleir clothes.
The Blakes have always been Of q
scientific and inquiring turn of mind
They have not been willing to take
things for granted. In this country
Francis Blake was an inventor and
Clarence John Blake was Boston
physician Of distinction in the last
century George Smith and Homer
Crane Blake were well-known naval
officers in this country and Robert
Blake in England was noted admiral
and general at sea.
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HINTS AND THINGS

ITO KEEP sandwiches fresh for an
4 other day, place them on a large
plate and cover with another, then
wrap in towel wrung out of cold wa
ter. This method keeps them moist
without being soaked in any part.
When making layer cake, bake three
layers. Cut one into half and use with
a filling of whipped cream. Put the
other together with a boiled frosting,
chopped raisins and few nuts. This
will keep fresh for several days and
you have two cakes with the work of
preparing one.
In most homes there will be an oc-
casional slice of dry bread. This may
be soaked, added 10 sour milk and
used for griddle cakes or make:
Queen of Bread Pudding.
Take one pint each of milk and
bread crumbs. the yoks of two eggs,
one cupful of sugar. a tablespoonful
Of melted butter. the juice Of half a
lemon. Beat the whites of the eggs
very stifr, add two tablespoonful of
powdered sugar, mix the pudding and
pour into a baking dish. cover with a
layer of powdered sugar, then lemon
juice and top with the merlngue. Bake
until firm. Serve with cream or dot
with bits of jelly and serve the pud-
ding hot.
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D1addqs
E1o0niT1cr
Fairy Tale
PARROT TALK
.0r .HAEY GRAHAM. BONNER
-X-a UNION

Il must admit that always con-
sidered it waste of time" said Mrs.
Parrot.
81 always thought so, too said Mrs.
P. Parrot.
"You know there is one family Of
Parrots thinking different" said Mrs.
Parrot
But only one" said Mrs. P. Parrot.
"Of all the many many kinds of par
rots in the world they say that there
is only one kind of South American
parrot to do such a thing as build
nest.
Il always said to Mr. p:
"'Mr. p, / said, why waste good
parrot time in building a nest when
the old hole Of tree will do just as
well?
"Then Mr.. P. said to me, he said:
Why, indeed?
$50 as both Of us agreed perfectly,
1t was foolish to act any other way.
'We kept the same hole for ever
so long. In fact we thought 1t also
a waste of time to keep moving all
the time.
lone home until 1t is too old to
use,' was the way put 1t to Mr.. p,
and Mr.. P. said:
Right quite right
There are our South African cous-
Insult only one or two families Of
them-who build a lining or ground
floor, as it were. to the home-hole;
but didn't even think that was worth
while.
''They say that sometimes other anil
mails are to be found in the bottom
of parrots hole. but why not be
hospitable?"
what does that word mean?" asked
Mrs. Parrot.
''That MEANS" said Mrs. P Parrot.
ito be cordial to guests and to show
them how kind you can be, and how
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ASTOLDBY
Irwin S. Cobb
THE VOICE OF PROTEST

a DISTINGUISHED bishop of the
African Methodist Episcopal
church in North Carolina was enter
tanning number of his preachers at
a chicken supper, following the hold
Ing Of the annual conference
Except one very small and very
black presiding elder. all present were
of an impressive size and bearing. So
probably L was only natural that In
serving the guests the host should en-
tirely overlook the little man.
Presently the time came for replen-
ishing the plates, and now the bishop
saw the small figure wedged in behind
two wide, broa,iclothed forms.
"Brother Jones'" re inquired in his
hest pulpit voice, will you have more
chicken
h "More?" shrliled Brother Jones in
digrantly. ''morel Huh amt new
er had SOME yit r
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3 YOUR HEALTH g 3
By ANDREW F. cURRIER. M. D.

come deaf from exposure to constant
noise.
Vision is impaired in those who
work under strong light, particularly
If 1t is unsteady.
Brewers and saloonkeepers have
diseases of the lungs, liver and kidneys,
as the result of excuses In alcohol.
Flat-feet. varicose veins and consti-
patton are common Ills with cooks.
walters. house-servants. policemen and
statesmen.
Glass-blowers. potters and band
players often have emphysema of the
lungs, and those who work in india
rubber and inhale carbon .bisulphide,
or those who inhale benzine and tur-
pentine have headache, poor sight and
hearing, and intestinal cramps
Cabmen, commercial travellers and
public officials are frequent sufferers
from Indigestion; while instrument
players, typewriter operators and
bookkeepers have cramp and palsies
Of the hands.
Printers are often tuberculous; and
shoemakers. tailors and sedentary
workers are victims of hemorrhoids,
constipation and Indigestion.
In many of these cases, disease is
preventable. which is fact every
working man and woman should con-
slider. No constitution Is so rugged
that 1t may not break down when the
laws of health are persistently disre-
garded.
90 by George Matthew Adams,
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STYLES IN SUMMER WARDROBE;
KNITTED WEAR FOR CHILDREN

XXTHEN the business of assembling
w summer wardrobe Is under
way, the question is not, "Will you
have an ensemble suit?" but "What
kind of ensemble will you have" The
attractiveness of ensembles made so
strong an impression on the feminine
world that the ensemble idea has been
exploited in every direction, greatly
to the advantage of women. They
have made rapid progress in learning
to buy things that harmonic and be-
long together, in their street and other
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occUPATIoNAL DISEASES

TT rs only within few years that
these diseases have been grouped
and classified, though many OF them
were recognized and studied two CEN
turtles ago-that is, in 1913, by Ramaz-
zlni, who observed the disastrous eff
fects of their occupation upon metal
Is diggers, gilders. chemists and tin work
X ers.
& Farmers suffer from digestive dis
S ease, from poorly cooked food and
overeating, though their occupation is
one of the healthiest.
Fishermen suffer from exposure. and
sometimes from too exclusive diet
{ of fish; sailors suffer from tuberculo-
sis owing to bad quarters, poor food.
bad habits, etc.
Lung disease, anemia, tuberculosis
and skin disease attack tanners. black
smiths, miners. bakers. millers and
knife-grinders.
- Bad air and inhalation Of particles
dust injure their lungs. teeth. mu-
8us membrane and skin.
Workers in copper, lead arsenic,
phosphorus, mercury, tin, zinc and
brass are frequently seriously poisoned
by the metals with which they are oc-
cupied, the result being often fatal
one.
Railroad workers have rheumatism,
eye-strain, kidney disease (from con-
stant shaking) and they are always ex-
posed to the danger of serious or fatal
injury.
Workers In tunnels and caissons I'M
der high atmospheric pressure suffer
from blood and nerve diseases, while
those who work at great elevation.
mountain climbers, aviators and 9TH
n.ezs, have lung diseases on account OF
pinished air pressure.
Bleachers who work in chlorine, sui
blur and acids, anlline dye workers,
y starch makers and chemical workers
In general, are apt to suffer from dis
eases of the lungs and the skin.
Athletes, and those who work in
strained and trying positions. very
often have diseases of the heart and
lungs, while rupture and aneurism are
of common occurrence among porters,
blacksmiths and draymen.
Boilermakers and riveters often be-