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The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-10
('The Literary Digest. June 6. 1925
BEER ACROSS THE BORDER

Windsor, Canada, opposite Detroit, pre-
pared for an expected rush of 100000 or
more Americans across the border to
sample the new "A per cent beer. The
expectation proved to be about four times
too large, according to the information
CLEANED by the Digest. Many of the sam
piers expressed disappointment over the
strength of the beer. They expected
something stronger, more kick" Most
of them considered it not stronger than
the us per cent beer allowed here in war
time and which proved so unsatisfactory
to the saloons patrons. And yet one of
the official advocates of the new law
speaks hopefully of weaving "our people
from strong liquors in favor of minor
beers" The Ottawa Citizen, with more
practical knowledge of beer history, says:
In the higher alcoholic strength of the
new beer lies its menace to the future; it
means a spread of the appetite for strong
drink and revival of the drinking habit
at a time when it was thought that On
tario had put the liquor traffic behind it.
The Toronto Globe sees the struggle
starting all over again, also, in view of the
absence of any enthusiastic rush for the
new beer, that prohibition, even though
not fully enforced, has undoubtedly
robbed many men of the desire to drink,
a desire which is at the root of the whole
liquor problem.
On the American side, the Cincinnati
Enquirer comments that this Canadian
experiment,
will be watched with keenest interest by
the people of the United States. The
character of it's operation in Canada may
assist modification of the Volstead law,
or it may definitely establish the fact that
even beverage of a. alcoholic content is
not suited to this hectic age.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-10
Read North American Review Articles on Prohibition

The number the North American 10 articles
prohibition leading the Eighteenth Amendment The Sepem
standpoint prohibition side
of the
the Chief of the u
labor leader Howard Kelley Johns
Thomas N Harvard
pubcis
H Scott of the REQ Motor Britt head the
of the Prohibition
the
which They should library and
public public
with the publishers this quarterly which sells dollar
Why
leaders community Get others
address
the periodical be mailed accompanied check
nSloon Bliss Bldg, Washington This
of
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-10
(Thc Forum, June, 1929
THE LEOPARD ERA
By Carl Dreher

The ingenious author has here carried
out en- extenso the idea which certain
wet organization insinuatcd two or three
years ago by asking people to vote on
ballot which said DO you approve of
prohibition and the Blue Laws; or do you
not approve of prohibition and the Blue
Laws" He has made lame attempt to
ridicule prohibition and other laws for the
restraint of predatory commercialsm by
telling la Bellamy, what happened in
1867 when laws were passed requiring
every American family to keep one male
and one female leopard and by precept
and example to make these animals pure
and spotless.
1t is less remarkable that a person
should come forward who could let preju-
dice run so far away with reason than it
is that publisher could be found to give
space to such foolish production.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-10
Golfers The National Weekly.
May % and 30)
THE RUM-RUNNER'S NEW ENEMY
and
AT THE RUM ROW WAR
By William G. Shepherd

The newspaper war correspondent sell
dom has more thrilling story to report
than these accounts of action on the
Coast Guard vessels in the present war
against smuggling. you go to war all
right when you go to rum row." says the
author, and he knows for he has been in
the battles. In fact he says he had
hand in one capture, which he promises
to tell about in the next installment.
And his fighting blood was reused to see
two ships protected by the flags of
friendly nations, France and Belgium,
conspiring against the laws of the United
States by transferring from one of their
ships to the other liquor to be struggled
into our territory
Wet or dry this sight would have made
any red-blooded American angry Yet
this conspiracy is going on twenty-four
hours day. The United States Coast
Guard, up to the time of this writing, has
seized within American waters steamers
or schooners flying under the flags of
Norway, Italy, France, Great Britain and
Costa Rica. Britain is the worst of
fender; France comes next.
1t is easy enough out here on the Row,
with this spectacle in view, to see how
simple it was for Secretary of State
Hughes to persuade the British govern
ment to sign treaty that gave America
the right to search and seize British rum
ships that came so near our shores that
American automobiles might see the
British flag over them. It's better to have
things like this happen far out at sea.
Great Britain would not wish Americans
to connect the British Gag with any such
incident as this.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-10
Golfers National Weekly. June 6. 1929
A BIG CATCH ON RUM ROW
By William G.. Shepherd

by william u. Snepnerd
The promised story is about a single
handed capture of a big rum ship by
Coast Guard captain, John Reeder. He
was bringing III captured rum-runner
boat. with Coast Guard seaman guard
ing the prisoner, when he "smelled
BOOZE" followed the scent to big vesesl,
where he heard drunken singing. Com
ing up to it, he signaled the captain to
stop, tied his little boat to the big one.
ordered his seaman to take his prisoner
on board, climbed to the pilot house and
ordered the captain to steer for the barge
Office. Most of the crew were drunk, and
they were allowed to keep on drinking, so
they would not make trouble on the way.
The prize was an 5000 ton ship, with a
100000 cargo.
Catching big ship by using a rum
runners boat was new stunt In the
Coast Guard. Within few days orders
were issued in Washington that Coast
Guard men would be permitted to use
captured rum runners boats in the Rum
Row war.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-10
(The Outlatc, May 20, 1929
THE REPULSE OF THE RUM
RUNNERS
Editorial
Editorial

The sequel, if it is sequel, of the "war
against illicit liquor selling" on Rum Row,
is taken up by the Outlook:
Rum Row, of New York, is broken up,
at least temporarily. Liquor smugglers
all along the coast are in distress The
dry navy" has won an engagement, if
not war. The attack on Rum
Row was at once grim and spectacular.
Great numbers of United States Coast
Guard vessels, under command of Ad-
mirai Billiard, went into action against the
lawless craft. 1t was a siege at sea.
The campaign of starvation soon
compelled the rum feet to disintegrate
One by one the dingy craft of the Row
weighed anchor and put to sea. Coast
Guard vessels, however, chung to their
hanks even in retreat to prevent their
making contact with shore elsewhere
along the coast. Nobody knows
where all of the ships went when they
forsook their moorings off New York, but
a dispatch from Nova Scotia indicated
what they were doing Offered their
rum and whisky at bargain rates.
But Rum Row is not entirely deserted
Some of the ships hold out against the
siege. Others will come, undoubtedly.
Many of those that have gone will not
give up the effort to land their cargoes
elsewhere along the coast and some viii
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-10
NOT A COMPETENT WITNESS
Cincinnati Naturalization Office Will Not
Accept Bootlegger as Character
Witness

The naturalization Office at Cincinnati
has adopted the policy of refusing to &C
cept persons convicted of bootlegging as
witnesses for aliens applying for citizen
ship papers. A precedent has been estab-
lishcd supporting this policy by decision
of United States Judge Symmes at Den
yer who holds that bootlegger is not
competent person to testify for another
trying to obtain citizenship. In his de-
cision at Denver the judge says:
Obviously a witness who has been
convicted of violation of the United
States criminal law, especially law
which has its root in the Constitution
itself, can not be considered by nat
uralization court as such a person as
can be relied upon in giving testi-
mony as to the moral character of the
petitioner
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-10

On the 9th of July the Bender law be-
comes operative in Ohio. This law pro-
vieds that city councils may appropriate
the necessary funds for the enforcement
of the prohibition law" and that the of
fcers and detectives appointed Shall be
paid fixed salary for definite term"
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-10
PARTY PLEDGES ENFORCEMENT
New Jersey Republicans Nominate
Dry for Governor Democratic
Candidate Wet

In its tentative platform adopted at the
1925, the Republican party of New Jer-
sey said:
Good government depends upon re-
spect for law, observance of law, en-
forcement of law. We will cooperate
in every respect with President Cool
idge in his law enforcement policy.
:. We pledge not only our official but
our moral support in the enforcement
of the Constitution and of all laws.
We pledge ourselves to maintain or
change the state enforcement act to
harmonic with the national one. We
urge that every agency under state
control be utilized to the fullest ex-
tent for the prevention of crime, sup
preston of lawlessness and to insure
law and order.
On the same day in the same city the
Democratic party of New Jersey declared
in its tentative platform:
The Democratic party stands for
personal liberty. While we believe
in the enforcement of all laws we are
opposed to the Volstead prohibition
law and to other sumptuary 1egisla-
ton.
We urge the modification of the
Volstead act so as to permit the
manufacture and sale of light wines
and beer, and we favor the repeal of
the Hobart enforcement law.
We advocate the elimination of the
Eighteenth Amendment from the
Constitution.
In the recent primary election the Re-
publican voters selected as the party's
candidate Judge Arthur Whitney, a pro-
nounced dry, who defeated former Attor-
ney General McCrann, enthusiastic and
energetic wet. A Harry Moore was
chosen without opposition as the Demo
cratic candidate. Mr.. Moore has a long
wet record and is in full accord with the
Democratic platform on the question of
prohibition enforcement. The voters of
New Jersey will face in the November
elections the clear-cut issue of prohibi-
ton law enforcement.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-10
WHAT THE CURRENT MAGAZINES ARE SAYING ABOUT
PROHIBITION AND LAW ENFORCEMENT
(Reviewed by l. Tranau)
(Reviewed by Emma L. Transeau)

succeed. Admiral Billiard is far from re-
garding the war as won
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1925-07-10
CAN NOT MOVE LIQUOR

According to late ruling of the prohi
btion department, liquor stored in homes,
regardless of whether such liquor was
procured before the Eighteenth Amend
ment became operative, can not be moved.
Prior to this ruling permits have been Sc
cured allowing owners to remove such
liquor when moving from one home to
another. 1t is thought that this ruling
will be the beginning of the end of the
old abb that such liquor is preVolstcad
stuff
The White House dry enforcement con-
ference will bear far-reaching results.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-14

ne imagination lrecreatiya.
Tn editor de magazines, me diio
Ell eierfa op0rtunidad que lie gus
taria cOnseguir una buerla histor.ia
tOdO los n1eses algO en- Ia mejOr
nlanera de Conan Doyle. Y lie re-
pIiqIe que sus deSeOS eran bien mo
GestOs v que prObablemente fraea-
sarfa en- realizar su prop6sitO de
cOnseguir entire los millOnes en-
ire La gran population del nlundO
mas de tres o cuatrO individuOs,
quienes pudieran crear una histO-
ria realmente ntIeVa, vfvida Y SEN
saci0naI.
En- 'EI CorsariO" Sabasini Ina
probado que es uno de estos pocos.
Es una historic de los dias del
dominic espaiiOI una de Las mas
romanticas y ayenturOsaS epOcas
del nlnndo. Y ell lectOr es Ileyado
La atn6sfera Le aquel tempo.
El lectOr no esta interesadO Ell
descripciOnes, en- ell vaIOr de La IL
teratura, en- ell ingIes, en- este o EN-
aquelIo; eI esta interesado en- "El
Corsario" y antes de terminar es-
Ia nejOr aclimatado con "EI Cor
sario" que con ell vecinO del Iado.
ST este es u1 IbrO recientemente
publicado no, yo no me he toma-
do Las penalidadCs de averiguarIo.
TOdo 10 que Sc es que 10 he lefdo
y he coIltado en- Ell uno &c los Hbros
mas grande Gel muDdO.
Me sac6 a mi de mi nisnO. Abri6
una puerfa a tray6s de la cuaI es-
cape de las cosas comunes de la
vida. Tengo mil amos mas menos,
y es muy raro que aIguien me pue-
da eOntar una historic interesante
para sacarme de mis- casiIIas.
FRANK CRANE.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-14
Ell Dr. Frank Crane criticq eel CORSARIO Captain Blood

= Cuand0 un h0mbre recOmienda
algO que he gusta, a stIs amigos, es-
Ia en- el peiigr0 de ser un tonic, aun-
que La cOsa en- particular sea al
go asf como un tabacO, una cOrba-
tn, una secta religiOsa, un hbro
nuevo. Al mismO tempo cuandO uno
Sc encueI1tra con algO que lie ha
satiSfeeho iT1mensamente, no pare
ce ser cOrrecto Sc 10 guarde para ST
ElsmO. & N 81 &c
He lefdo mncfaOs librOs. Stem
pre- Sc iIa lesperadO que los lea to-
dos, aIgunoS pOrque las persOnas
los estan leyendo, OtrOs pOrque Ce-
SEQ encontrar algo en- ellos, y Otros
pOrque me GUSTAV. Los IltinlOs, pOr
supuestO, son pOcOs. Leer un Iibro
integrO que sOStiene a unO iesde
I'm principle hasta un final en- un
complete inter6s, que fascina, ~
que da una rara intOxicaei6n de
lectura, es por 10 regular un even
to.
Rerientenlente fuf una Iarga
jornada EN- la que caste muchos
dias en- ell tren v a bOrdO de varios
barcOs. En- esta jornada enG0ntre
un ibrO. Sc titulaba -''El Corsario",
por Rafael Sabatini. Primeramen-
te 10 lei pOr encima, despu6s me
fui interesandO y pOr GltimO lie lei
como un bOrrachO consume ell H.
cor o uh nifiO deVOra sus duIceS.
10 pas6 OtrOs miembrOs de mi
fanilia. Cada unO 10 lego y fue CON
sunlidO por La misnla fIama que me
c0nsumi6 mi.
No me detelgo nj pOr un ilstan-
te en- Gecir que La mejOr historic
quo he lefdO desde que lef "EI Con
de de Montecristo" ha sidO Ell COR
SARTO.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-14

Yo no 10 juzgO bajo ell punto de
vista de literature. Todo 10 que sc
es que es una buena nOvela escrita
en- TN buen y limpiO ingl6s.
Tiene aIgO mas que estilo, aIgo
raro. la cosa mas rara que yo CO.
nOzco en- escritura de .novela. Tie
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-14

esfa e. G opinion dc Ia pFesa Americana NOsOfrOs
efln0a "a nnesTn IN Is pecun diana de tOdO
pgo rec0Bend0HH0s Ia s0ciednd p0rt0rr0neila no de-
tar De rtr tan ernoFdnara productions Uez fecitn
mo a International Film agency les deseansos tOd0 eta
- &c exf0s en- sn nuer0 c0HfFGt0 que segid0 Obe
dran eag fan renombradas pr0dLecioRes....-- ..a
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-14

CFeeHOs ha sdO del epresGriO del TeGtrO As
for Gn0fGr E C0rsariO BiOOd) SO0nente pOr
seaRGs pues Jar nidGd de personals que quieren
Ia eHdrGH Op0vfuHddd de eLO POrque "EL C0rsariO
Captain HtoOd) peIfcHin HeHn de dcc6n
bieH fotOgFafadG. drgidG acknowledgements
do espfHddaeHfe iHferprefad0 SQu6 mas deSea listed
peiieHfG?
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-14
THE TORNING TsLE0RAPH

IodD 10 que ha dicho de "EL CORSARIO" es nun
eerfo H0s0sr0s dG0s pns0 mas diciendO que son
Pocns fas peicni1s "EL C0RSARIO Sc encue
fn r0Dsafe cof0Fid0 eOci0Hanfes acci6n Con
b Corsaro" e senor Smith. quieR e director a
guido h0ceF Obra Maestro
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-14

RecomeRdni0s f0d0s los GdBlyGdOres de ub0ti de no
delar De EEL c0RSARIO" fGnbi6n los nDanes
de cine QfHes GUSTAV de pelfcuIns Aparte de
ser Teazada f COrsGrO" dstngudO Gutor es una
raiiosisiHsa production
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-14
BROOKLYN DAILY EAGLE

SsbafiH ebfieHe fTiunfO. DespHGs de SEN
sacionales fxif0s ~SCARAMOUCHE" u THE SEA
HAWh q escTOr quieH Ie llama eI Ma0derno "Dnas
produce EI C0rsaO" captain BlO0d) feInente HeUnda
~ heHro baJo los aspicios de Ia efIebre "VITAGRAP
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-14
1E NEw YORK TELEGRAM AND EVENING MAIL.

Nosofr0s diFeHOs que EL CORSARIOv es la ior ne
ucfa s 80 ase Qne hel0s rsf0 En- ella podeDsos recor
dar las hazGnas de h0bFes Mor00n CAPTAIN Kid
fas eoslumbTes def sigEo II.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-14

.f q f.ssss srs
Como nnestros IectOTes ercGbezn Ell
de- lds Observation-Disclosures EE C0rsnri0 pOr j. Var
KerrigGH HagHca production escrita pOr Rafael
bdffnL Ast9 i.s+sssFt
Hug bTere feHdveHlos OpOrfHHidGd de ndnsrar esd
ObrG maestro del are mHd0 Dica peEculo ha siO crca
dG f0da Ia americana " continuation pGsGmOs
TepradHcir rGTiGs de elias:
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-06-14

@EL CORSARIO" captain Bood) es la novea mas
popular de Rafael Sabatin FL famoso escrOr Dr. Frank
Crane do despues haber do la Obra mo vacilo de-
cir que esta meOr 0bra que he efdO despues de III
que trata de la romanca vida de naedicO Irandes
quien pata dpues de haber sido vendido
como esclavo en- las slas Barbados. eiaa ~ \ 81.
Sabatin ell autOr que la actuaidad mas Sc lee~X
muchas de sus Obras evadO la pantaa "El Cor
saro Captain Bloody Obra maestro imprimi0 pOr
prmera vez en- Houghton Miffln Co. medic Sc
han tirado ediciones En- actuaidad publca
cientos per6dcos tiene promedo ealeuado de
mas de 100000 de personals las leen. -
sss
"El Corsario' Captain Blood) fue Nevada al lienzo
por ell famoso director David Smith, quien tamben ha
ducido as va celebres pecuas :Mancha Blanca Black
Beauty LA Isa Zafiros (Fhe from Brodney)
Las Cuatro Edades CIaster of Men)y Abrendose Pas
Pioneer Trails) Ell Reparto de pacua 10
artstas cOnocdisimos j. Warren Kerrgan Jean
Paige James Morrison Charlotte Merriam Aparte de los
princpales artistas compone amben centOs
de actOres que aparecen baallas
construy6 flota de II pueblo complete
hs6ricas especfcaones Varies de los veleros total
mente desudos los ataques navales edfcios
bados y demolidos en- las batallas de "Brdgetown'.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-10-14
Why the Golden Age"
Is Never the Present

Dean William Ralph Inge The ~
recent English visitor to look M ava
and tell US what he thinks Of n
speaks about the increasing stupidby
OF modern life" II would b interut
Ing to learn just how such 4 Tim
can be Judged. Did our forsbnn
make no mistakes? Was life In h
past. even a few years ago, len dda
than 1t Is now7 Are there good au
showing that human beings an ID
Ing more like geese than they used tsi
1t IL common habit to clothe III
years that are gone with bright NJ
shining garments. The golden age \
never the present one and It will Dot
come In the future. 1t has iviH
been In the past. This Is why srsu
Will be expressed until the crack Il
doom that people and life are not n
they were once, even though there y
evidences of betterment-
Toledo Blade.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-10-14

Imprinted wood sur,,. /. +
crease and dirt more resd,,. sns
likely to stain, and are hard, ~ = ~
clean than those in which " "t
OF the wood are filed WIN 10 pss
oil. paint, or other finish ~ nnt
= house should contain =, :. IeA'rA
isi'ed wood surfaces as po.. NV M.
ono kitchen, for example ,ss
BE- saved by finishing or cov .De' ~
moor, BY covering the t.bl. ~"
CLOTH linoleum or zinc, and w. WIN u
ing or vanishing the re,t :. ~ PAIN
niture. u me IA
Unfinished wood surface
scrubbed with the grain Of -. 10y
using small quantities Of w.t.. N0
mild soap. rinsed with 4. c,oth 40,
out OF clean water, and w.. 'ios
Strong soaps, alkalis and 10" ~
water darken wood and NAV .0.. a'a
If the dirt cannot be remo,.. A
soap and water, scourer M, 'a
nAe s'eei wool or powdered pum,.
may Do used. Unfinished WOOD , s.
Dleached with o1aIic acid .,l.a
which Is poisonous. The wood ,s.'',
Do covered thinly with thu .o r
allowed to dry, and then tbor.s
Washed until all traces of IN.
ire removed. II grease Is sDIll.t ~
wood cold water shouIs :
lppiied at once, If possible IN 49,.
o harden the grease and pr.v.,, !.
preading, then as much grease :, ~
ible should be scraped of w.
'nife. and the spot scrubbed vt,,
soda or lye solution
II the spot appears DARK
lade Of fuller's earth ,nd -,
hould be spread over It and ,llo,S
remain overnight.
Oiled floors should be sw,pt Vim
't brush and busted with , d1 .
led mop. Occasionally they M, n
ashed and afterward wiped VIII :.
~ cloth. Water should b. M
'aringly, and care should be tahs 4
ID the oil in well and not to M .
UGH that a surplus is left on tn. =,
&c to hold dust and be tracked n.
g..
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-10-14
Why We Should Walk More

DR.. Charles w. Eliot presdnf
emeritus of Harvard, at B@a
luncheon to promote interest 10 CO..
servation and protection Of ssss1
historical sites, wild life, foreh M
public reservations, declared the hs
It Of walking Is being lost or lirsq
diminished today and urged that nn
people frequent the parks and pase
reservations, says the New York he
aldITribune. OF q survey mace Y
traffic passing his home on B1p
street, Cambridge, for periods Of
minutes at four busiest times Of ~
day. he read figures showing en
Of 40 pleasure vehicles. ITO ua.
and delivery wagons 2 motor 90'
and SO pedestrians.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-10-14
Why He Wasn't CONF

The sturdy individualism OF lns :.
was recently demonstrated IL ;
vival meeting when the preacn3' '.
felt that. his words had produco y
desired effect upon his congleps
requested all present who wanl'u
60 to heaven to hold up tnelr w., 4,
The response WAS unanimous WIN
exception of one man. 10 Wv
wish to 60 to Heaven?" the p.a
asked this man. TITS a ncr
going to Heeven," he replied; W.
no gaun wi q trip
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-10-14
La man Il good debater, he argues
about everything.

- uaes - One rair ssles
oehrtg. postman Of Rich
Z oolss for over months, aver
49, - niles = day In all kinds Of
40 ~ eelea are still good for more
y10H That IL USKIDE every time.
uaDn-the Wonder Sole for Wear.
q nads hy the United States Rubber
tAeturer OF rubber products. Wears
swtos ~ long ~ best leather. Tell your
oaos repatrman to re-sole your shoes
new shoes with USKIDE Solss.--Adv.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-10-14
A VOCATIONAL BACK

A certain professor. who Is 10
markably well-built man, was staying
at a village not long ago. One day no
happened to pass two men carting
flour.
Say, Bill, who's that7" he over
heard one asking the other.
THAT'S the professor what's staying
here" was Bits reply. "They say as
how he's very learned"
what spoiit man." rejoined the
other. II never In my life seed such
q back for sack of -four"
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-10-14
The Real Trouby.

Doorkeeper Cat concern)-Madam
you're too late The singer has lust
80 .a'ecomer-But can slip In with
out making sound.
Doorkeeper-It isn't that I,Ion.,
.ne door half the audience might rush
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-10-14
Copvine the "Missus

The tailor finished taxing n n
ments and inquired OF tns ...a VI
was ordering a new suit; ~
wide do you want your trou,s' ',tdt
customer smiled. i oVn ~, ,sl n
know" he replied. but ~ ~ "A
one thing. hate to nav w
get ahead Of me. How WIZ
skirtr'
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-10-14
Get Him. Fo,h.-

81 hsr are . you In such hurry?"
prosnact,uo el. my safe open and nv
10 rou son-in-iaw is-in the house"
M. NJ you suspect his honestly"
loot WI , AZ aii-but II he happens to
p rvUA inside 1t l shall lose hin !.
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The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1925-10-14
A Sporting Proposition

First Insurance Maxwell. 1
wrote 5000 on Olesport today.
Second Ditto-Whatl I've been after
that old fellow for year.
F1rst-You didn't know how to
tackle him. l offered to bet him $4,000
against the amount Of the first pay
ment that he would live another wear.