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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-22
FOR SALE-HOCSES,
BEATING THE
RENT GAME


In all largo, cities a large portion
Oh the renting public is turning 20
cooperative apartment homes AZ un-
9ueetlonaoiy affording them .hs most
LOT their money. For permanency.
po.itive e cssb surroundinEs and
apartments are The one sound snswsr
Ineres always an equity in co
operatlve-a plus item above ali 9th
ers-secured without even the usual
;n nertion necessary III adding to = saw
Modern cooperative business meth
oos have been reduced to q science
and assure those who have been ac-
customed to- the wasteful renting
methods results that have heretofore
success OF such undertakings IL so
well secured IN advance that tenant
owners IND their cooperative owner
snp stock commanding tho respect
OF all bankers.
Can you personally afford. to fur
ther postpone serious consideration
OF this vital subject? And the ac-
knowledged leader of cooperative
apartment buildings in the Nations
Capital is new. de luxe structure on
TIE new British embassy, Its roster
fngton Blue Book. Its evident con
structive advantages are strikinKly re
inforced by manifest social prestige
and select environment.
varying sizes are yet available at rea-
sonable cost on excellent terms. Here.
as IN most other cases. the best i.
the most economical when all fac
tors are considered.
Telephone Mr.. SUMNER. special
information. Phone Potomac 5375-
or evenings Cleve 216p-J
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-22
WANTED-LOTS.
FOR EXCHANGE.

CHEVY CHASE. D. C-MUST BE RE-
sonable. Main 693l or Franklin 6sS1.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-22

A BARGAIN IN CHEVY CHASE.
1920 NORTHAMPTON ST. NV.
An outstanding value in a modern resi-
Dental property: every luxury combined
with comfort: southern exposure: one half
block east of Conn. ave. one-half block
from stores schools and churches. center
hall plan: o rooms. inclosed sleeping porch
complete buffers pantry: hot-water heat
Toll burner). awnings screens. weather strip
ming. garage. private driveway. shrubbery.
Can be inspected any time. or call Cleve-
~ INMEnrArr DnccrccrnN g.,
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FOR. SALE-HOUSES.
SlU,5OO.
4th and New Hampshire Ave.

TIL dllu 4NtW dlllpSlllIS ave.
ap.. RsS g 1ad AND and
ovsrlooking a Goyernment park The e,I To-
Thepe ss. ideal snenad eyeGy % the
haa T Tear
With fireplace: bright. cement a cellar. cellar;
iishts: excellent lot t and two.csr garage
A real bargain. and homs that can be
purchased on terms of ST. 900 800
mediate possession.
Phone Until 9 PM.
BOSS & PHELPS,
The Home of Homes,
1417 K st. NV. Main 5000.
BARGAINS.
Groom and Bath Homes,
Northeast and Southeast.
Row Brick Houses in Town.
Detached Homes in Suburbs.
Prices Very Low.
Built, Owned and For Sale by
HARRY A. KITE, INC,
1914 K St. NV.
Lowest Terms If Bought
Through This Office.
Phone Main 4846.
BIG BARGAINS.
IMMEDIATE POSSESSION.
NORTHEAST.
1910 TO 1898 OATES NE.
go north on 10Th from K ST.
new group of attractive tapestry brick
homes, rooms bath. h.-w.h;. gas and cleo.
oak floors. colonial front porch. screened rear
porches. built-in garage. paved alley. Low
price. easy terms.
ANY BROKER or
Cooley Bros Owners and Builders NJ c61o
HOME PHONE. CLEVE. 1908. 70
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-22

Deal With Us-Results Since 1896.
2 PROMINENT
corner properties. -14th ST.. north OF
Park rd.. excellent future: can be Re,
modelled into stores. or ofhces at small
cost price and terms reasonable.
OPEN BARGAINS.
2215 Perry st. ,n.e.-New, modern
lights: well constructed; large cellars
and porches; lot 40x159; alley: 3
sold, 2 left The. price and terms are
the cheapest ever offered In this sec
ton. Motor. out B.. J., ave. to end
ct. turning north to our big sign.
SAUE'S ADDITION.
Corner. JOr. modern house. large
lot adjoining John Dickson grounds
will sacrific on terms or lease, West
Of l4th north of John Dickson home
Soft frontage: beautiful: modern
home: price reasonable Delaheid ri.
detached modern home: only SD
500: easy terms.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
ments o or renting in North, Washing
ton see our large select list: many
offered exclusively and several can
be traded or rented. Cptoynn ami
n. E. RYON CO.. INC.
N Main 1897. a4,s s4i is,b F S..
c cfsrd a1'a.saJ -a. 1904 wilson Blvd.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-22

ONLY ONE LEFT.
NEW HOME
Priced Under $1,000.
6l2-624 Evarts St. NE.
Six large rooms, bath h.-w.h.,
electric lights, built-in ice box,
one-piece sink; double rear
porches; wide front porch. Lots
$40 feet deep to 2O-foot alley.
Easy terms.
THOMAS A. JAMESON CO.,
9O6 New York Ave. NV.
Main $3.50.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-22

McLaeh1en, Banking Corp'n,
Real Estate Department.. 10th and g.
Main z32, Evenings, North 313S
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-22

18TH St. INV.
III BLOCKS COLUMBIA RID.
$4,000: terms: 8 rooms. bedrooms. 2
bathe sleeping porch; all modern improve
ments: sen1i-detached brick: all outside
rooms. Owner left city and wishes to sell
at once.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-12-22
SALE-FARMS.

EQUITY IN GROOM AND BATH HOUSE
Main 1l91.
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FOR SALE-HOUsES.
WOODLEY PARK.

WOODLEY PARK.
Modern; 2-Car Brick Garage.
S13,65O.
sa Here ,h anetss5 eoIonisi bPiek
residence, located in, that desirable
Hsst y Of GGnn d ward and
man Park Hotel. The house wa, vas
most builders. has been newly re-
pearance. II has eight good SIZE
rooms. 5 bedrooms. hardwood floors,
cleo. lights, h.-w.h: and other, fea-
lures. INCLUDING nc tw9; S. o brick ,sd ga
HEDGES & MIDDLETON, Inc,
1912 Eye St. NV. Franklin $500.
$3.50.
Near Eastern High School.
Gain An % t to s6 Tesl bar
is q STORY, brick dwelling 90 feet wide
and and built by Miller: .- assuring the
porches;, hardxood floors Upstairs and
light Excellent condition. throughout.
Ample room for garage 1t can be pq Y:
per month.
Phone Until 9 PM.
BOSS & PHELPS.
The Home of Homes,
1917 st. NV. Main 1900.
S9,85O.
! On an Avenue S.W.
Convenient to Agricultural, Dept. AND
dWens With sTss and Ps,h s
heat and electricity as well as a double
For ons desiring . sood sw. location.
VIM. II. SAUNDERS CO., Inc,
1893 ke &, NV M ass7 io,s7
SUNSHINE
HOMES.
MICHIGAN
PARK,
18th and Taylor SITS. NE.
Brick Homes Built to Last.
Prices less than houses in a
row. If desired, terms so low
you can scarcely afford to rent.
4 bedrooms. Dining and sleep
ing porches. Lots 80 feet front.
Over 100 houses sold. Telephone
or call for booklet or take
"Brookland" car to end of route,
18th and Michigan avenue ne.
MIDDAUGH & SHANNON,
ne'fD01 Rse .sisfs vRit iSasSs' 00
Dupont Circle.
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SALlINvEsTMy;NT PROPTY.
WANTED-INVESTMENT PROP.

HAVE SIC. 900 TO INVEST IN GOOD PROP
critics with good revenue or possibility for
same: am interested only in properties with
one trust or clear: brokers protected. Phone
after & pm. Adams 1898. or address Box
Gle. Star Office.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-08

"GoOd-bye old erutch!"
THERE IS positively no longer
L any excuse for suffering the
agonies Of rheumatism! Especial
~ in the autumn of your life, when
the vital organs weaken, impurities
multiply and linger in the muscles
and joints, as never before. i Is
now, Just now, when you cannot at.
ford to guess. No day returns!
Here is a~joyous fact which can
mean to you a fond farewell for
ever to all the miseries, the tor
lures, the body-twisting pains that
you have suffered from the demon
OF rheumatism. It Is a fact that
rheumatism means "blood pow
erty." It is a fact with the increase
of red.cells in your blood, impure
ties are destroyed. 1t Is fact that
S.S.S. will help Nature build these
red.blood-cells! SIS. Is one OF
the most powerful blood cleansers
In existence. Its results In thou.
sands of rheumatic cases have been
nothing short of amazing! The
medicinal ingredients Of SIS. are
purely vegetable. This Is very I'M
portant to remember! What can
be more inspiring, more wonderful
than to see the shackles OF pain
released from your struggling body
swellings, lingering pains, stiffness
OF Joints and muscles all disappear:
your stomach made strong; your
face pink with the old sweetheart
glow, your blood enriched and your
cheeks more plump as they used
to be. You can do it! Take S.S.S..
the great destroyer Of rheumatic
impurities.
q SIS. 8, is sold at al good drug
stores is two sizes. The larger
800, aixa -in.s %knfa economical 2stss
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-08
Printers Sick Stomach
and Headaches
Almost Cost Job
Took Carter's Little Liver Pills

Mr.. K. nj. Collins of WoOdhaven
N. ", says, Instead Of plodding
through my work wcarily on accoun,
of sick headaches and sour stomach.
now enjoy good health and ambition.
can do more and better work and life
Is worth living. have never before
given my name to advertise medicine
but you cannoi imagine how different
feel since discovered Carriers Little
Liver Pills"
Carers Little Liver Pills tonic, the
whole system through the liver and
bowels. They aci as mild and .effec-
tive laxative in gentle manner with.
out any bad after effects
Recommended and for sale BY all
drug stores.
CARRIERS LITTLE
LIVER PILLS
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-08

Roanoke, Vat have cause so
remember with gratitude DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
for / verify believe it saved my
life when was a young mar
farming, over 40 years ago. Some
how / had gotten into bad state
of health, my appetite failed, /
lost my grip on york-had no am.
bition whatever. and could no:
sleep well at night Then malaria
got into my system and made me
feel mean and miserable. / know
my blood was fun of poison. !
wrote to DIR. Pierce and told him
of my condition. and. upon his ad.
vice, I began taking the Colder
Medical Discovery. I kept 1t UP
faithfully for over six months. 1t
made a new. man. Of me, giving me
q feeling of health and strength in
place of that mean, tired. wornouL
feeling, and / have never had a
return of my troubles since. "-B.
w. Nash, 500 Campbell Ave. s. e.
All dealers. tablets or liquid.
Write DIR. Pierce, President In
valids' Hotel, Buffalo. N. Y. for
free nedical advice.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-08

quarter.pint of the most wonderIui
skin whitener, softener and beau.
tifier. S4
Massage this sweetly. fragrant
lemon bleach into the face, neck,
arms and hands. It can not irfi-
tate. Famous stage beauties use
it to bring that clear, youthful skin
and rosy-white complexion; also ds
a freckle, sunburn and tan bleach.
You must mix this remarkable To-
ton yourself. 1t can not be
sbought ready to use because It
acts best Immediately after 1t is
prepared.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-08
Lemon Juice
WhjtenS Skin

The only harm.
less way to bleach
the skin white il
to mix the Juice
of two. lemons
with three ounces
of Orchard White,
which any drug
glst win supply
for a few cents.
Shake well in q
bottle. and you
have w n ole
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-08
DOCTORS urge
new WAY TO
EAT BRAN
Mint-FIayored Tablets. Of
Wheat Bran the New
Better Way
CHEW ONE LIKE you
DO CANDY EACH MEAL.

Thousands Of men, women, and
children formerly troubled with
constipation and kindred troubles
have found lasting, delightful re-
lief through eating the new candy:
IKE, mint favored Bran-O-Lax Tab.
lets which doctors now recon
mend and local druggists arc
featuring.
one never has to take laxative
pills or medicine after they begin
the healthful habit OF chewing one
OF these delightful little spearmins
favored wheat bran tablets each
meal. Right away one becomes
regular. rosy checked, clear eyed
and the skin soon shows the i'm
provement. BY carrying a few in
purse or pocket and eating ons
each meal, you, actually get tia
nutrition from mere wheat braF
than IL you had eaten a half loaf
OF graham or whole wheat bread
A whole box. of these BraE-O-LaA
Tablets costs only Csc and thsv
are less bother, more effective. eff
ficient and healthful than the Old
way of one big batch Of bran IN
the morning.
Thousands of physicians use
these handy. pleasant mint. favored
tablets among their patients. Drug
gIsts say that once a person be
gins eating Bran-O-Lax Tablets
they never buy laxatives any more
Mill experts ON Bran say these
highly compressed tablets are thu
only logical form for keeping Bran
IN proper form and the spearmint
helps the stomach too.
Children love them.
Elderly people who .ssss=.sssssz-S1R
suffer from chronic fRN
cases of constipa- n aA1sSr.sS.1Tlh Dh
tion praise Bra NJ NWM fAoLGTS al
O-Lax to the sky. NHIlHssssses.sset u Il
Let the whole family 10 ANG1.' III
entAY one each meal NMSkSVHA Uprt ~
for 3 few days and sWAxBVSA utt/I
you'll never again HtSE*HEtA Nfpt
have iaxatIves in the Ia &ifEzly413>t III
house. All druggists Nses %s.<1Z4HA ~
CSC per carton. or HN1Ns4SlAtIrh
prepaid by parcels Nt~sN89NN n Il
post on receipt of NteASgeneo N2lM IZat
price Bran o Lax AssssssSs ~ r%H "
\ Co, 49, G ST. n. w.
Washington. D. G..
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-09-23
FREE RUSSIAN CHILDREN

We are told by the Moscow CORES
pondent of the Associated Press that
one of Russia's greatest unsolved
problems is to relieve the thousands
of Migrants, destitute children and
unemployed, who overflow every city.
The greatest of these evils is the
number of destitute children, which
the bloshevik commissioner of edu-
cation has termed "the most terrible
ulcer on the soviet unions body"
Many of these children, it is said, are
addicted to drugs and others are in
Elected with disease. All are a posi-
tive menace.
According to NJ. Lunacharsky, the
commissioner of education, who is
directly quoted, hundred of thous-
ands of these children, have degener-
ated into a state of semi-savagery,
some bordering on idiocv, while
others have had their wits so sharp
ened, and excited by collision with
life. that they have become danger
Gus enimies to society,""
Legions of adult paupers clutter
every street and squat in front of
every church, crying 'bread, please,
bread"
The commissioner of education,
staunch communist admits that the
problem of destitute children is be-
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-09-23
A FOOLISH STANDARD

Sam Kiser the poet has little
verse called "The Current Idea" in
which he says, make 'em talk about
YOU son." Learn to like yourself 9
lot; boast wherever you head in
Cultivate naughty strut, let your
horn be loudly blown; better be q
bumptious nut, than a genius who's
unknown"
That seems to be the current idea
all right. On every hand we see the
self-advertisers getting by, while the
quite men take what's left. The
world seems strangely eager to take
men at their own valuation, and the
fellow who is willing to claim that
he beats everything gets the clear
track in life's running race. But it
is false ideal just the same. Real men
do not seek the limelight; they do
their work and let it speak for itself.
They do not shout their own praises
from the house-top; they do not
seek glory by walking over others.
The world would get finer leader
ship if it looked for substantial
qualities in men, and sought out the
quiet, earnest workers, rather than
going into Mysteries over the man
who keeps DINING his own virtues
into the ears of men.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-09-23
MAKE COW PAY YOU WAGES,
HINT TO MINNESOTA FARMER

Watch the pay envelope your COW
brings in if it's bigger returns YOU
are after, the Blue Valley Creamery
Institute advises the enterprising
/ Minnesota dairy farmer. To find out
exactly the wages per hour that
each cow is paying for her labor
and care expended on her, it is mere
ly necessary to deduct the total ex-
penditures from the total receipts of
each cow and divide the difference
by the number of hours of labor ex-
pended on her during the year.
On one of four neighboring farms
where careful records had been kept
it was brought to light that not only
did the farmer receive no wages for
the time spent on his cows but that
it actually cost him 1877 cents an
hour each to have them hang around
his place. In the other three in
stances, the farmers were paid at the
rate of GA, 42.1, and 4S.3 cents per
hour for the time and labor spent or
each of their cows. The two lots of
cows bringing home latest pay en-
velopes were better bred than the
others, although the right kind of
feed and better care would have done
much toward making the others pro-
fitable employees. The amount of
butterfat produced annually by each
of the cows was found to have di-
rect relation to the number of hours
of labor and the care which they re-
ceived, in each instance the animals
with better care producing the great
est income.
1t is costly error for the farmer
who uses family labor to assume that
whatever the cow produces is all to
the good, according to the Institute
He should not be satisfied until his
careful record keeping indicates that
he is receiving at least current wages
for his efforts. The record will fur.
Their point out to him the unprofit-
able members Of his herd, and these
he should aim to replace with an.
animals that will produce on ar
average of $50 to 1926 pounds of but
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-09-23

Mrs. Westphal. her son Harvey and
other relatives and friends.
Ormie Alexander is making ar
engagements to erect large barn or
his farm near Vesta-
Ellen Anderson spent last week
with her sister, Miss Annie, at the
VIM. Peterson home during the fami-
lies absence in the cities.
Miss Amanda Tordsen is home af-
ter assisting at her brothers, Geo.
Tordsen's home for several months
Geo. Russell and Miss Tessie King
spent last Sunday evening at the
Sherman Payne home.
Mrs. Arthur Kissiccr was taken
suddenly i'll late Wednesday night
and was taken to the Marshall Hos
pital, where she was operated on for
appendicitis early Thursday morning.
Her condition thus far is quite salts
factory and her many friends hope
she will soon be home again
Mr.. and Mrs. Gentry of Morgan
were Sunday guests of their cousins,
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Gentry.
Mrs. Lowinske of Sleepy Eye az
rived at the home of her daughter,
Mrs. Art Kissmers to stay during the
latter's absence at the Marshall
hospital.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-09-23
North Redwood

Miss Anna Kahent returned t,
her home at Olivia Sunday afte,
spending several weeks at the Jol
Herdina home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bartlett and daugh
tiers of Alexandria visited last Sun
day at the home of Mr.. and Mrs
Paul Otto.
Mrs. John Ziegler of Belview visit
ed relatives here last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Stegner of Uni
versity Park, Iowa, are visiting rela
tives here.
H. R. Simondet recently purchased
a new Studebaker coach.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Kruger o.
Mankato and Mr.. and Mrs. Loui.
Lindeman recently spent a few days
at cottage at Lake Koroniss.
Rev. and Mrs. Mittlestadt anc
Luella Lueck and Luella Black at
tended the Sunday school convention
at Sleepy Eye last week.
Miss Erna Valentine is assisting
at the home of Grandma Schafer.
Mrs. Herman Hoffer entertained
the U. H. M. society at her home
last Thursday afternoon.
Little "Sonnie" Schleuter of Mid
die Creek had the misfortune to
break his arm and sprain the other
while playing in swing at school
last Wednesday.
Mrs. F. Kruger and daughter of
Mankato spent few days at the
Louis Lindeman home last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. P. Gaffney and
Mrs. Anna Lechner and children spent
last Sunday at the VIM. Zumwinkle
home at Beaver Falls.
Miss Bessie Dwarshak is spending
a few days at the home of her sis
ter, Mrs. Joe Herdina.
Miss Minnie Lindeman of Mime
apolis visited a few days last week
at the home of her mother, Mrs. M.
Lindeman.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Terhell of Milroy
were guests last Sunday of Mrs. j.
H. Simondet.
Miss Sarah Simondet went to
Springfield last Wednesday to at
tend the wedding of her cousin, Ray
mond Peterson.
Mrs. John Buery and Mrs. Will
Zuehlsdorf entertained the Ladies
Circle at the Buery home last Thurs
day afternoon. A large crowd at
tended and reported pleasant time.
Mrs. Tretbar of Morton and Mrs.
C.. Neuenburg of Redwood Falls
were out of town guests.
Chas. Fleischer has been very i'll
at his home the past week.
Miss Lillian Lindeman returned
last week from the cities where she
took part in the demonstration work
at the state fair.
Mr.. and Mrs. John thinner spent
Sunday at the home of their SON,
Mr.. and Mrs. Clifford thinner.
Mrs. Will Dreyer and daughter
Anna spent a few days in the twin
cities last week.
Mrs. Lilly Schroeder returned last
week from Willmar. She was &C
companied home by Mrs. Frank
Zwemke and daughter who visited
relatives here.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-09-23
Delhi

Mr.. and Mrs. j. F. Angel, VIII
were enroute from their home a
Mason City, Iowa, to Ray, N. D., cal
led on Delhi relatives Tuesday AM
Wednesday.
Oscar Slosson OF Wood Lake, tran
sacted business here one day of las
week.
her second years school work a
| teacher in Dist. No. 18 in Renvill
county Monday.
! Mr.. and Mrs. David Monson ar
the parents of daughter, born Sat
urday, September IL.
DIR. Carlin of Renville was Delhi
caller Sunday.
John and James Mckay returne.
Thursday fro a two days visit at the
State Fair.
! The E. A. Samuelson family Of
, Hadley arrived here the later part Of
last week an are located in the O. E
Lagerstrom house recently vacated
by A. F. Tvedt family.
DR.. Penhall of Morton was pro-
fessfonal caller in Delhi Saturday.
Mrs. Isabelle MacDougall and sor
Donald, visited Sunday at the home
of Mrs. MacDougall's daughter, Mrs
G. w. Aufderheie of Lamebrton.
j. H. Maus spent two days of last
week at the state fair.
Mr.. and Mrs. David Whittet of
Redwood Falls attended church here
Sunday nd visited at the j. F. Bunt-
ing home.
H. A. Draeger of North Redwood
was business caller in our village
Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. Marsh were Thurs
day visitors at the state fair.
Mr.. and Mrs. Norval Weeks of
Redwood Falls were Sunday visitors
with Delhi relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Chroup and
son Leon, were Wednesday visitors
with relatives at Olivia.
The J. H. Maus family visited with
relatives at Vesta Sunday.
Bert Kleaver manager for the Red
wood Co. Rural Telephone Company
installed telephones last week at H.
C. Engeman's elevator, the w. S..
Southmayd residence and at the
school.
The w. E. Keller family were en-
tertained at dinner Sunday at the C.
A. Marsh home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Oches return
ed the first of the week from several
days visit at the state fair.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-09-23
THE EDITOR WAS JUSTIFIED

A North Carolina editor put it this
way: He came into the paper office
Monday morning with that he called
a news item" 1t was in reality a
writeup of his married daughters
second child's birthday party in a
distant town. We agreed to print it
for him.
Then he asked if we had some old
papers he could use under carpet.
We gave him an arm load.
He wished to know next if we had
some old scraps of card board that
his daughter could use in her school
work, then we gave him some.
Then he asked for copy of last
weeks paper. We gave him that.
And then he asked what we would
charge him for 500 printed letter
heads. We told him. "That's too
HIGH" said he, "I'l use a rubber
stamp"
And then we killed him and ten
derby deposited the remains in the
alley back of Jones store.-White
Bear Press.