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The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
A Clever Turn.

An eminent lawyer was once cross
examining q very clever woman,
mother Of the plaintiff in a breach of
promise action, and was completely
worsted In the encounter OF wits. At
the close. however. he turned to the
Jury and exclaimed, "You saw. gen
tlemen. that even / was but a child in
her hands. What must my client have
been?' BY this adriot stroke Of adj
vocacy he turned his failure into a
success.-London Mail.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
IN C~HANCERYofNEW JERSEY
SPECIAL MASTERS SALE

By virtue of a decree of sale to me directed
issued out OF the Court of Chancery of New Jer-
sey in the cause in partition wherein Caroline
B. Chamberlain is complainant and Sadie Hall,
j. Vim cent Hall. Helen Thistle, Jesse Thistle,
Marquis Chamberlain, Jennie Chan b~erlain,
Carolyn Chamberlain and Lucy Chamberlain
are defendants, will expose to sale at public
vendue on
SATURDAY, AUGUST 20 A, d. ross.
between the hours of twelve o'clock aud FIVE
O'Clock to wit, at two O'Clock P. M, daylight
Saving Timsl on the premises, known as
The Henry Chamberlain, Jr. Property at
the southwest corner of Bath Avenue and Pearl
Street, in the City Of Long Branch. County Of
Monmouth and State ofNew jersey, viz.
A1land singular the premises mentioned in
the bill of complaint In said cause and therein
described as follows, to wit:
Beginning at the southwest corner of Bath
Avenue and Pearl Street running thence IIl
south thirty nine degrees west along the west
side of said Pearl Street one hundred aud
Sixty eight feet, thence t2l north forty one
forty eight degrees aud forty five minutes east
one hundred and fifty eight feet to- the south
side of said Bath Avenue, thence al along
minutes east forty-eight feet TO the place of
beginning,
Being the sam premises conveyed by Ida H.
Morris and WILLIAM H. Morris, her husband,
to Henry Chamberlain, il. by warranty deed
dated the twenty third day of April, 1896, and re-
corded in the Monmouth County Clerks office
In Book 57K of deeds page s57. :
Including the estate and interest in dover of
the complainant, Caroline B. Chamberlain, wild
OW OF Henry Nuam pertain, deceased. In the
said premises and including also the inchoate
right of dover of the defendant, Jennie
Chamberlain, vile of the defendant, Marquis
Chamberlain. and including also the iuchoate
right of curtesy of the defendant, Jesse w,
Thistle, husband of defendant, Helen b. This
tie, and of the defendant, j. Vincent Hall, hus-
| band of the defendant, Sadie Hall, together
with all and singular the hereditaments and ap-
purtenances othe said premises belonging or in
anywise appertaining to the said premises.
The said premises will be offered for sale,
first, In two parcels one parcel having a from
tage of forty eight feet on Bath Avenue and a
depth of 100 feetonPearL Street and the other
parcel havinga frontage of 6S feet more or less
on Pearl Street and depth of about76 feet, and
1.-THE whole premises will then be offered for sale
in one parcel and whichever way brings the
larger purchase pricesSthe purchaser or pur-
chasers atsuch larger price will have the prop
erty struck of to him or them, as the case may
be.
This sale is made for purpose of settling the
estate of said HenryChamber1ain, Jr. deceased.
CONDITIONS aOFSALE-Twenty per ceut.
cashier date of sale Balance in cash on or be-
fore Saturday, September 26, 1925, when deed
will be delivered, provided sale is confirmed.
Dated-August S, Io75,
SAMUEL C. CoWART.
= Special Master,
,.g.Ns1 P. o.. Freehold N. ].
/. hartley J. WRIGHT,
Solicitor for Complainant.
Long Branch, M,
791 [s4rosl
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
Old Masonic Apron

Seattle, Wash Masonic apron
has been In one family 13g years. has
survived three fires and one flood. and
is here awaiting a male owner. The
apron was presented in 1856 to Sir
Richard Harrie Call, a British naval
officer stationed at Cork. Ireland. an
ancestor Of Mrs. Mary E. Gilmour. The
apron goes to the first Of Mrs. Gil
mOuk's SOM who becomes a Mason
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
ChaIlenued the Jurvman.

The burly prisoner stood unabashed
before the judge. Prisoner at the
bar" asked the clerk Of the arraigns.
do you wish to challenge any of the
jury?'. The prisoner looked them
over carefully. We'll" he replied,
'I'm not eactly wot you'd call in train
ing. but | wouldn't mind a round or
two with hat there old i~osser'in the
corner"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
Painfully Cheerful.

Cheerfulness is sometimes painfully
acquired. It's frequently like the man
at the photographers. This man, sit.
ting for his portrait. said impatiently
to the artist: Well. nave | got now
the pleasant expression you desire?"
Eyes, thank you" said the photog-
rapher. that will do nicely"
Then, hurry up" growled the man.
ut hurts my face"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
> A Oualr4 Notice.

A ruralist In Missouri posted his
landslide notices reading as follows:
"Notis-Trcspascr wAll be perse-
kuted 10 the full eten of 2 mean mum
greNdogs wich amt never ben overly
soshibil with strangers an ! dubbel
bari shot gun wich amt loaded with
no sofy pliers dam If l amt tired Of
this helraisin on my property"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
Reason Enouah.

Teacher-Tommy. you should comb
your hair before you come to school.
Tommy-Ain't got no comb.
Teacher-Then borrow your far
Tiers.
Tommy-Father amt got no comb,
neither.
Teacher-Absurdl Doesn't he comb
his hair?
Tommy-He amt got no HART
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
a Good scheme.

Mistress-Nora, why do you always
sing THE Rock Of Ages" when you
are boiling the eggs7
Mora-Well, muRa. two verses for
soft-boiled eggs. three verses for hard
boiledl
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
sense and sunerstltlon.

Pat aroused by a violent thunder
storm)-Moike, Moike, git upl 'Tis
the Day OF Judgmint!
Mike-Arrah, ye spalreen! Go to
shape! Who liver heard av the Day
~ Judgmint comm in the noight?
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
frank ~confession.

"Mr. Gizzard." asked the caller,
"are you carrying all the life insur-
ance you can afford?"
NO" answered the man at the
desk. / can afford more. and ! had
expected to take out more. but from
a note | got from my employer this
morning ! have begun to suspect that
I'm carrying a good deal more than
I'm worth"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
Her Dilemma.

fBessieEoh. Mabel am I'm an
awful dilemma! i've Guarreled with
Harry and he wants me TO send his
ring back.
Mabel-That's too bad.
Bessie-But that isn't the point
I'VE forgotten which is his ring
Kansas City Journal.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
Natures plana,

Mature plans well for mankind's
needs"
II sheuld say SO. What could be
more convenient than ears to hook
spectacles over?'
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06

The newly rich woman in France
said. Il like to sit on the miranda Of
the hotel and see the soldier pleas
anita mQ hy singing the Mayonnaiaa."
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06
InnontastahIa.

Mary-I'm positive Fred loves me
and intends to make me his wife.
Helen-Why? Has he proposed
ret? W
Mary-No. But he dislikes mother
VIZ every time he sees her.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06

He had never been to E before.
~Can o keep anything on your
stomach?" the ship doctor asked.
mo, sir.- he returned feeblys
lsuothing but my hand
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06

Many e girl thinks she has broken
her heart when she has only sprained
her lmaaination-Ldfa.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06

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The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06

"Ye ort@ to seen me make a home
run yeste'day."
"Who was ye playin' vsd?"
"Me oil man; he was battin right BIO.
hin me-"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-08-06

Smiggles-Do you know, Giggles,
that ! often think l would like to
know all the lean things people say
about me?
Giggles-You want to know too
much. Smiggles.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-06-11
Puzzle a Day

Two automobiles were sold by a
dealer for $3.50. On one he made
Is per cent but on the other he lost
Is per cent. His net profit was
per cent on the transaction. What
did the machines cost him?
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-06-11

makes it rather hard; he can't be
here. At the earliest, he won't re-
turn till next June"
Mrs Robbins reached over and
patted Chickie's hand. Never mind,
dearie. you'll come through it all
right. We're all afraid the first time.
It will be such company for you
afterwards"
"Oh. yes; I've thought of that"
1T will. Some times wish my
girl was little again. I want COM
pany So"
Chickie said: well, Agnes Rob
bins, I may camp on with you years
and a day and give you company"
She began seriously to consider
this. yet never quite sure Of tlks
colorful woman who gave her the
feeling Of volcano, but half
quiescent. Agnes Robins had g.
very uncertain temper.
If the weather became hot. she
grew angry. She banged the dishes
down on the table; she let the
biscuits burn. But she would bring
cream to Chickie or get down q jar
of preserves. Chicde understood
this as her way Of asking pardon.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-06-11

impauence; other times. she laughed
mt the hurt
= Then sh p would sit with folded
hands and wonder with terror at
her heart. She would grow rigid In
this fear.
The face: Of little BERTHE Green
when Agnes had slapped him filed
often before her mind. She might
have a child like thatNdespised-
Oh, no-Nto,l she'd see TO that.
But JUST ihow would she see to
that!
One day she broached the matter
to Agnes Robbins, She saw the
woman's mapping black eyes mar
row. 1t vas but an instant's doubt
that Lighted them. 1t weighed on
Chiclde lilte a modntain. Oh. she
wouldn't iU that again
Agnes might 'suspect-might ask
her to CO.
E. 70 Be Continued
Copyright King Feature Syndicate)
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-06-11

Chiekie tHelenal. only daughteE of
~ Dunno. a young lawyer with Tufts
4 Lsnnox. Wealthy Jake Munson;
Hesdn of 1Snn sb sRSwss c asd ANY my
with love note and arranges so her
ment. Jake tells Chickie he considers
Barry's feeling, only a boys love,
and that THE ne Will be WAITING when Bar
to think of their marriage as % pres
emit possibility. even though he be-
lieves he cannot afford it. He Is hope
full when Ia Moore's father expects TO
engage him 70 represent locally the
Francis eeeA and writes Tor Him, Barry 1
returns with the deal unsettled. and
her party When Chickie accuses him
Of loving la. q quarrel follows and
he hon s sbg on the & when she PPea
ICES she must endure the conse-
quences of her love. Her parents.
ignorant of her plight. favor Jake as
a sutton for lChiclde. To get the opin-
ion of kind Mrs. Blake. Chickie tells
dicament. In Barry's absence Jimmie
Blae repews his sttentione. When
Barry tells Chiclde he has been mar
ried to liza for two weeks Chiclie
tries to drown herself. but is rescued.
She refuses financial help from o. Barry.
buys herself wedding ring and goes
to the country home of widow. Mrs.
Agnes Robbins. for a months vaca-
ton. Dorothy Wl'enden. a hotel clerk
Il Lancaster, agrees to forward
name Mrs. Robbins tells Chickie OF
her experience on the stage.
GO ON WITH THE STORY
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-06-11
| TROUBLED WITH |
ECZEMA ; YEARS.
Scalp InAamed. HairIFeII
Out. Cuticura Heals.

My daughter was troubled with
eczema for three years. 1t broke out
on the back of her head and her
hair all fell out. The eczema scaled
lover and her scalp was red and in
famed. 1t was very painful and the
irritation at night kept my daughter
awake.
"A friend told me about Cuticura
Soap and Ointment so I purchased
some and within week there was
q decided improvement. pur-
chased more and after using two
boxes of Cuticura Ointment, to-
gether with the Cuticu1a Soap, she
was completely healed" (Signed)
Mrs. q John Donovan, Lewiston,
Mimi, June II, 1924.
Use Cuticura for ali skin troubles.
Soap Csc. Ointment 25 and &c. Talcum Csc. Sold
everywhere. Sample each free. Address:
"CuticurA Laboratories. Dept. H, Maiden, Mass."
@- cuticura Shaving Stick 25c.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-06-11
By Gilmore Meherin

why did you come UP here,
dearie? With that face Of yours
to bury yourself"
Chickie imagined that Agnes Rob
bins had begun to suspect. Now she
tilted her shoulders with quick,
affirming laugh and opened her hand
in a revealing gesture: Cant you
see, lady?"
"Well-you don't tell me? When?
A long while yet, no doubt?"
'Yes-ages-"
II suppose you'll go down to the
city for the big event"
Chickie gasped: "Oh-I don't
know-I'm not quite sure"
Chickie was now SO alarmed she
clenched her hands. They were dry
and hot. She said, "Well, I've not
decided"
"Mr. Clayton will be back, of
course?'
Hobo that's just what
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-06-11
Stiff, Rheumatic Joints Relieved,
He Feels Like a New Man
G. E. Kemp, Greenwood, Ind, Long a
Chronic Sufferer, Declares Everything
Failed Until He Tried Todd's Tonic.


pains and stiffening of the joints,
from which / have been suffering
for years. Before trying Todd S
Tonic I had tried great many
different remedies without getting
the desired results. / found Todd's
Tonic not only good for rheumatism
and stiffening of the joints. but also
good for purifying the blood. 1t
reconstructed my whole system. I
have better appetite, sleep better,
have no more gastric trouble, and /
feel like a new man. Naturally, ]
am glad to show my appreciation by
giving thanks and this voluntary
testimonial to Todd's Tonic."-E. E.
KEMP, Greenwood, Ind.-Odd Eel.
lows-Red Man.
Todd's Tonic, with it's wine-like
flavor, is pleasant to take. For sale
at all
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-06-11
Stomach DiSOrdered?
Take RGaley's Magnesia- Oil
:; milk of magnesia and
\ min eral oil combined

There isl cause for disordered stom-
ach. And That cause will most often be
found in 4he lower bowel, the seat of
most so-cal led stomach trouble Acids
from nermenting, accommodating waste
matter mw,t be neutralized and waste
matter eliminated. Two things are
necessary-7both are done at one time
with Haley's Magnesiay Oil milk of
magnesia combined with mineral OIL
Both oil and magnesia work together
as they should. The oil carries the
magnesia straight to the lower bowel,
where 1t is needed Acids are neutral
ized clogfsed tracts are fabricated. Ac-
ton is prompt but devoid of gripping
or distress.
Get a bottle Of Haley's Magnesia- Oil
today. There is no oily taste. If your
druggist can't supply you write us.
Wen mail postpaid on receipt of price.
Large family size. 81. The Haley MO
Company, Indianapolis, Ind.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-06-11
Haag's Cut Price Drug Stores

Indanapols throughout this section
$oo when he hcipgE Iadd Tonic 70 your do
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-11-16
M { NGELBERG
THE GREAT,
HERE
Conducts Philharmonic In
Brahms Symphony on
Tuesday

Great interest is being manifest.
ed in the first concert of the Phil
harmonic Orchestra series, which
will be given at the National Thea
ter Tuesday, at 4:30, as an attrac-
ton Of the T. Arthur Smith concert
bureau, 1880 G street northwest.
With a distinguished list as conf
mittee, ensuring the success Of this
series. and a list Of patronesses and
box holders of the diplomatic AMI
social world here, the concert prom
ises to be an outstanding musical
event of the season.
Willem Mengelberg, famous Dutch
conductor, needs no introduction
to Washington. The extraordinary
success attained by him here last
season assures him a warm well
come.
The program is: Overture der
Freischutz" (Weber); Symphony, No.
2. d. major Brahms); "a Victory
Ball." Fantasy for orchestra
(Schilling); and tone poem don
Juan" Orchard Strauss Such
masterpieces. as interpreted by Men.
gelberg are looked forward to with
pleasure.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-11-16
PAPAs' GUITAR PLAYING
or HIS OWN SETTINGS

Sophocles z. Papas, solo artist on
the guitar and the Hawaiian guitar.
gave a very interesting recital re-
Gently, assisted by one Of his artist
pupils, Irene schreiner. who plays
with a really brilliant technique.
Mr.. Papas has contributed some
quite valuable arrangements In
music for guitar. and he also proved
his gifts as artist by accompanying
C1elia Fioravanti in several songs.
including Massenet's sElegie.''
"A Chopin Prelude, opus 90,
number 20. was most effective, Mr..
Papas using some very beautiful
harp effects and giving. a soft
shading that was very artistic. His
own composition, Inspiration, =
song without words, arranged for
two guitars. was melodious thing
and the two instrumentaIists gave
also his own setting to by the
Waters of Minnetonka."
The Columbia Clubs of fretted
instruments ere now meeting each
week in his new studio on G street
and will be heard in ensemble work
in the near future.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-11-16
MRS. HARRIET a. SEYMOUR
70 LECTURE ON MUSIC

Music for You, and Music for
the Children il the subject Of 4
lecture-recitaI to be given by Mrs.
Harriet A. Seymour. founder and
general director Of the Seynodr
School OF Musical Education In
New York city. and large num-
Der Of branch schools established
throughout the United States.
The public Is invited to this lee
ture, to be given next Monday,
November 20, at 4 p. M, at 1873
Eye street northwest, In the studio
of Helen Burkart, director Of the
Washington branch OF the Sey-
mour School. Those who are in
terested are. also invited to q dem
onstration sof the Seymour pre-
cepts, to be given by one Of the
Children's classes and conducted
by Miss BurAart at her studio on
Wednesday, December 2.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-11-16
Concert Cancelled Of
The Stony Point
Ensemble

It is with regret that the
American Institute of operate
Art announces the cancelling
of the gala concert Of the Stony
Point Ensemble, that was to
have taken place Thursday eve
ming at the Washington Audi
forum.
Despite the great success of
this unique program of opera
arts, at the Metropolitan Opera
House in New York last week,
there has not been sufficient
interest shown in other cities to
warrant the tour Of so large
and so expensive an organize
ton.
Appreciation is expressed to
those who responded to this first.
program from the Institute, but
the public seems yet unaware of
the meaning of STONY Point"
and the directors would not
jeopardize the work Of the
opera institute at Stony Point
on the Hudson by a premature
appearance.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-11-16
PASSING OF ALBERT
scHoTT a REAL Loss

It is with sincere sorrow that
the washington music world learns
Of the death Of Albert Schott, tenor,
and native OF this city, who re-
turned to make this his home
within the past few years, after q
career Of note in opera in Europe.
Albert Schott was q nephew OF
the noted Anton Schotts Of Wag-
merriam opera fame, who sang in
washington In the days when Polls
Theater was the scene OF many OF
the music dramas, including all but
one of the Nibelungen Ring. And
Albert Schott's career was guided
by this famous uncle, who was also
his instructor.
washington remembers his sweet.
ness OF spirit, his great love for
his music, and his generosity ia
giving his authoritative and
dramatically fine interpretations to
his friends. For he returned to
Washington with q weakened heart
that made further professional ca
reer impossible.
In thought OF Albert SchOtt. to
those who knew him as artist and
az friend, there will always be the
memory of musician who elevated
his art and of a man who combined
gentleness with strength, that su.
preme attribute Of those who are
privileged to touch the great in art.
Other Music News on Page ~
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-11-16
OPEN DOOR TO
COMPOSERS
OF j. 5.
Rubinstein Luncheon Becomes
Music Club Federation
Rally Ground
By JESSE MacBRIDE

The Rubinstein Club made very
brilliant affair of their annual
luncheon in the small ballroom of
the Willard last week, with a song
recital by Albert Almoney, young
American tenor, who proved a de-
lightfuI and cultivated artist.
1t became an@ event of national
Importance in music, for Mrs.
Robert Hamilton Dalgleish, presi-
dent OF the club, had as guests OF
honor several officers of the National
Federation of Music Cubs, includ-
ing the newly-elected president,
Mrs. Edgar Stillman Kelley, who
is the wife OF one OF America s
leading composers and who for
years has labored in the interest
Mrs. Kelley cselled special atten-
ton to the young artist contest
that these federated music clubs
of the entire United States had been
conducting for the past thirteen
years, ever since the organization
Of this ever-enlarging group.
Prizes have been awarded through
all these years, with concert APP
pearances for the winners, often
their first paid agements- for
it Is not the purpose OF the contest
to find these musicians wonderful
now! 1t is to discover talent and
to smooth the difficult path to a
career that is sometimes insurmount-
able.
We remember the case Of Deyora
Nadwordney, who has sung in
washington on more than one occa-
sion. This young American con-
tralto was a federation prize winner
and was toured as soloist in many
Of the cities where federation clubs
existed.
Now we read OF Nadworney on
the roster Of the Metropolitan
Opera Company. That is success
and good Judgment as well.
Have Discovered q Genius
This year they firmly beIisve they
have discovered a real genius in
Katharine Wade Smith, vtolinist, OF
Chicago.
Already, at the biennial conven.
tons of the National Federation Of
Music Clubs. three American operas
have been produced
1t spells the open door to oppur-
tunity, for music in America, such
as Europe has maintained Tor many,
many years. 1t means that this en-
CO0EdSSIklG1AE Will uISC4OGC tnG BA6
gift, when it is born, and make 1t
a part Of the cultural heritage of
our land.
Viva the music clubs!
And in the spirit Of the music.
that these women foster-for this
development is wholly in the hands
of the Women's clubs it seems-the
Reverend ZeBarney Phillips, d. D.,
pastor OF the Church of the Epiph-
any, sounded the keynote in an in
spiriting address.
Mrs. e. A. Deeds, of Ohio, who
has succeeded Mrs. Kelley rs chair
man of American music in the fed
GRAFTON, was present and spoke Of
the national scope Of this depart
ment. Mrs. o. G. Hamilton, presi-
dent of the Saturday Music Club, Of
Asheville, N. c.. also told of the live
work for music In the South.
The other honor guests Of the
club present were: Mrs. Kate Scott
Brooks, first president Of the Rubin
stein Club; Mrs. Katie Wilson
Greene, Mrs. ZeBarney Phillips,
Isaac Cans, T. Arthur Smith, and
Herndon Morsell. There were about
three hundred guests at the luncheon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-11-16
MRS. WILSON-GREENE
EIman for Evening Series"

p Mischa Elman, the world famous
violinist will be presented as the
second attraction in Mrs. Wilson
Greene's series of evening con.
certs" at the Washington Audi.
forum on next Saturday evening,
November q. in group Of selec,
tons that will offer this noted ar
fist rare opportunity for the dis.
play of his wondrous technique
that has long since marked Elman
as one of the great violinists of all
time.
Mr.. Elman will be assisted by
jose Bonirpe at the piano.
His program is: Sonata, e major
QIandeD; "Partita" b minor. for
violin alone CBach); concerto, A ma.
jor saint Saens); "Berceuse" Gu
gen Ysayet, "ScherZo Capriccioso'
(Grasse) and 81 Palpiti" PaganinD
1t was the late James Gibbons
Huneker, who declared of Elman
he unites to an amazing technical
precision a still more amazing emo
tional temperament. all dominated
by q powerful musical and mental
intelIe0t chat is uncanny."