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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27

Gareles. Mrs. Jones had found.
seemed to give the quickest and sur
est relief.
Gargles are applied by allowing Q
small mouthful Of the gargle to run
over the affected parts, by holding
the. head backward. and breathing
through it, by which the liquid is
aeita&ed and its. action promoted.
From her kitchen cabinet Mrs.
Jones obtained = small amount Of
salt. She.disolved. this in warm wa
Ter. = - .yle2
The next morpias Mr.. Jones' sore
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27
LETTER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT
TO THE LITTLE MARQUISE,
CARE THE SECRET DRAW

Err, CONTINUED

You see, litt% Marquise, / had the
idea that a womap forgiving man
for his own sins against her was an
exploded notion, in these days OF
woman's independence.
My dear mother, however, told me
something entirely different. 81 have
found from both my own and my
friends experience" she said, "that
the most successful wives are al
ways the first to make up quar-
rel.
even the best Of men, my dear
child, have, down in their hearts, a
feeling of superiority to women. 1t
has been engrained in them by his
tory and tradition until it has be-
como almost biological. Very few
men can bring themselves. you know,
to acknowledge, to an inferior, that
they are wrong"
l must have looked greatly dis
gusted, little Marquise, for mother
said with smile: ooh, my dear,
am sure you are quite as bad as the
rest in this primitive feminine TRAIT.
Confess that you too at times have
cuddled up in Jacks arms and been
magnanimously forgiven for some
sin or folly that he has committed
himself"
"Mother," interposed. 81 never
knew that you could be sarcastic,
ut least when talking to your own
daughter"
~ am not sarcastic, but truthful,
my dear. am saying all this to you
because want you to realize that
you are on the wrong track and if
you keep on it you will be very un-
happy. Instead Of trying to make
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27

Eessenden, N. D.. Jan. 27.-Poison
set in different parts Of the town Of
Chasely was responsible for the
death Of seven highly priced dogs. 1t
is far from comedy to watch q dog
lie down anywhere suffering the
worst agony possible. In addition to
the seven number Of dogs had pre-
viously been poisoned.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27

Soon-equeak, squeak, squeak!
Along came the little mouse-his
whiskers covered with cream.
"My, my!" he painted. "That was
a close squeeze. But it was tempt
ing to lick up the three drops the
cat left in his saucer. never
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27

the Fairy Queen got on and the
Twins hoped on the butterfly's
back and they hunted up the place
where the little mouse lived.
Crept right in under the step and
through a crack into dark cellar
and waited.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27
RAW OYSTERS AND TYPHOID

81 They forbdding oysters in Chicago account
of the danger of typhoid There parts the
water has to be forbidden for the
new York and Chicago water SAFE because public
.Anthorities make Making oysters safe is
Weasiar much cheaper Good business if nothing ese
ought to guarantee that typhoid oysters shall become
Impossible in civilized American cities typhoid al
lTeady is.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27
Editorial Review

Comments reproduced In tbls
column may or may not expreDo
the opinion Of The Tribune. They
are presented here in order that
our readers may have both aides
Of important Issues which are
being discussed In the press Of
the day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27
FUNERAL SERVICES
:: WEDNESDAY MORNING

The funeral of Thelma Fread, IL
year old daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
M. X. Fread, who died Saturday, will
be held Wednesday morning at St.
Joseph's church at 10 o'clock. Class
mates from the parochial school
which she attended will act as pail
bearers.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27

A human map Of Australia. formed
by hundreds of Australian visitors,
was one Of the most striking episodes
of the British Empire pageant at
Wembley, i.,gland.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27

But is it? We are the inheritors
not of hundred, but of thousands
Of years Of the work of our an
cestors. The exhaustion, not merely
of oil and lumber and of some met
ais, but of coal and iron and the
food capacity of the earth, is not
farther ahead than we can already
look back.
If we are the heirs of ages of ac-
emulation, there are at least as
many ages to inherit our destruction.
If our ancestors 5000 years ago had
so devastated the earth as to make
it unfit for civilized habitation, we
should not have been civilized.
We are busy doing just that for
our descendants no further ahead.
For our own affairs, we have 20 or
80 or 20 years to reckon with. As
temporary custodians of the physical
earth, We should reckon with the
ages, lest our successors have
chiefly to reckon with US.
Let's Outlaw the Revolver
The American Bar Association
favored making revolvers contra
band, except for peace officers.
The House Of Representatives has
passed a bill to forbid the transmits
sion of concealable weapons through
the mails. a,s...
The real solution will never be
reached until such weapons are
prohibited entirely, everywhere and
to everybody. Doubtless there will
still be bootlegged pistols, and most
of these will be, in the hands Of
criminals. But even so, law-abiding
citizens will be safer unarmed.
The best weapon, against a bur-
glar is shrill voice and cowardly
heart. Even the police are no ex-
ception to the disarmament rule a
! Experience in other countries shows
that they are safer and more affect
i've if they have no concealed
weapons,
Whenever a peace officer needs to
be armed, he needs rifle. Revolt
vers should be forbidden uncpndi-
tionally, to everybody, even against
the certainty. that the prohibition
would be completely effective only
on the law:abiding. 80 ~
Even Bolshevism Has Its Points
Give even the Bolshevists their
due. They have done what we did
not dare-reformed the spelling of
their language.
Russian spelling, to be sure, was
nowhere as ridiculous as English
spelling at it's worst, but it was
more uniformly bad. It will be
easier to reform, because few Rus
slams knew the old spelling, and the
past is tabu, anyway.
Some radicals : even wanted to
adopt the Latin letters of the west
A! ern languages, but wiser counsels
prevailed. To torture Russian VOW
els and sibilants into misfit Roman
alphabet would be beyond even
Bolshevik anarchy.
describing useless letters from
the old alphabet and simplifying the
spelling was enough.
Now Russian children will save
some years in learning to read. and
foreigners will find one of the chief
obstacles to the contact of eastern
and western cultures removed.
Even the Bolshevik wind blows
somebody good.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27
MARRIED HERE

Miss Susie Power Of Carson and
Charles Dennis Of Flasher were
united in marriage at the court
house. by County Judge B. w. Shaw.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27
MARRIAGE LICENsES

Marriage licenses were issued by
County Judge Shaw to the following:
Fred J. Smith and Elsie Aronson,
julius Sayler and Anna Sailer.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-27

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!. asst few
: soTlcI
I Notice
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hat ce
hattel
! eiedling
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tate Of
.ay Of
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wo hu
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] which !
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!. DEEDS
: Dakota
! ,. 1924,
: purchase
! d id VIZ
i. D. 1.
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. .rooonf
urchasei
efault J
aid MOI
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The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

FisheI, $4,000, lots 2, 3, blk. 5, Red
stone.
Sheriff to F. J. Gaenslen, S4OO9.12,
E 1-2, 31-37-57.
Piper Howe Lbr. Co. to Mrs. H. b.
Stone, S275.OO, lots 10, 20, q, blk. 6,
Redstone.
Christine JOrgensen etvir to Alfred
Clemetson, 100000, w IL, 1867.
Mary A. Thompson to G. n. Ry.
Co., SO, see record.
Sheriff to George c. Pratt, S1431.94,
w ID, 18-34-5S.
Security State Bank of Medicine
LAX eto w. H. billy ct al, 81, w 1-2
SW Ia, s, w ID NV IA, 1926.
G. A. Anderson and r. P. FitZger-
aid to Security State Bank of Outlook
bill Of sale, $500, Chalmers car.
John S. Gregg to Ole c. Nelson
81, part NE IA, 25-32-55.
Ole c. Nelson ct TX to BID. Home
Missions, 81, part NE IA, 25-32-55.
Edward S. Lee to Security State
Bank of Whitehall 81, lots 10, II, y
blk. 6, Outlook
u. S. A. to Frank Holmquist, pat
ent, lots 3, 4, >, 6, of 5, n 1-2 NV IA
S-31-56.
Tri State Land Co. to George 0
. Nielsen. $4,000, lots II, Is, 10, Blk G
Outlook
MI. Life Insurance Co. to c. E
Becker, $1,000, lots s, 9, 10, II of z
1888.
U. S. A. to J. Emmett Harshbarger
patent, w II, 20-34-58.
Emma Gordon ct al to John I
Sather, ST., S1.00, lots 1, 2, blk. 3,
, & S. add, Westby
NJ. o. l. Gordon to John l. Sathel
. S1.00, lots 1, 2, blk. 8, S. & S. add
Westby.
U. S. to Carl Wike, patent, SW Il
33-31-56.
John L. Sather to Sheridan County
81, lot Z, blk. 8, S & S. Add, Westby
Arthur R. Rice ct ux to Axel Chris
Jensen, 81, lot 8, blk. 8, Reserve.
Nina J. Anker ct vir to Lewis
RIPLEY, $4,000, S 1-2 Sc IA, 1885
So.
Roy Medders ct ux to Lila Ma
Medders, 81, ct al, lot 5, block 8, Pier
tywood.
Evert Thompson to George
Thompson, 81, n 1-2 SW IA, 8, lot
Z, 10, n 1-2 Sc IA, SW IA Sc l.
4-31-57.
Sheriff to Lowell E. Jepson, s3,1OS
AZ, E 1-2 NV IA, f 1-2 SW IA, S
IA Sc IA, 80. NE IA NV IA,
ID NE IA, 31-31-50.
Sheriff to A. B. Stewart, s3483. 3
NV IA, n II S 1-2, 4-36-55.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
The Gallery Of Life
PHILOSOPHY
By Ebert Arthaud

BY Ebert Arthaud
Come, walk with me, and know, each
day
That I am with your every varied
whim
I know that, through your learnings
may not sway
Vast multitudes, your life and limb
Depend on things which mine depend.
And yet
You say I am above you. know each
Of the great poets; and I stew and
Because Of truths that Socrates did
teach.
Chopin to me is now an open book.
| know
The varied courses Shakespeare
verses take;
In aisles and drifting riffs, Keat-like
7 flow
In verse. Neitsche and I great COM
rades make,
And over vast expanse Dante to me
is thin;
can devise the laws to break an
empire. Yet
| am a man. Do others things, OF
which cur lives begin,
Matter? Was man Of ceaseiess
rhymes, PHILOSOPHERS begat?
eat three times a day. I ceaseless
strive to live
/ love material things, and yet you
state
I am above you. Do these things
love to give
Make US, differing in spheres, so hard
to mate?
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
CANI MAKE A RICH GIRL HAPPY?

She knows Just what things cost and
how far money will go and the lux
uTy-lOving young woman of today Is
apt to save the young man from max
ing the mistake of marrying her-if
she knows he cannot afford it. She
gently and firmly declines to share his
humble lot.
But, on the other hand, there are
many girls, the daughters of rich and
indulgent fathers, accustomed to all
that money can buy, who willingly
put love above fine clothes and jew
els and cars, and who are perfectly
willing and happy to be a poor man 5
wife. She has learned the value of
riches and has found that her happi-
ness is not bound up in material
things. 1t would not make such a
girl unhappy not to have all the
things to which she has been accus-
tomed-she would rather have love
in a cottage than a palace with a
man to whom she was Indifferent.
The idea that when a young man
marries he should be able to sup
port his wife in the style in which
she has been accustomed to live is
all wrong. 1t is demanding that he
start where her father leaves off, and
that is asking too much of him.
So, if you really and truly love
the girl-if you find her sweet and
companionable-if you are sure you
are capable of repaying her, with love
and consideration throughout the
years, for having given up the ma
terial things of life for you-pop the
question and see where you stand
with her. Youth and romance have
always gone hand in hand-they are
natural companionS-an no luxury
in the world can substitute if they
miss each other.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
Real Estate
Transfers
DEEDS

Arthur R. Rice ct TX to Olga Gun
derson, lots 4, 5, Blk. 8, Reserve.
Eng Torstenson, County Treasurer
to Fred Ibsen, Rec, S1.00, see record.
Fred Ibsen, Rec. to Sheridan COun-
ty, 81, lot Z, blk u, buildings.
Mrs. VIM. Moe to Bertha Estes,
100000, lot Il, u, blk. 9, Plentywood.
F. w. Reeves to 1st Trust & Saw
ings Bank, Winona, 81, w ID SW II,
SW IA NV IA, %, E ID Sc IA,
E ID NE IA, 80, NV II NV IA,
32-34-52.
F. w. Reeve to LIST Trust & Saw
ings Bank, Winona, 81, n IL Sc IA,
+ ID SW IA, NV IA SW IA, SW
IA NV IA, 80, NE Ia Sc IA, 31-34-
50.
F. W. Reeve to 1st Trust and Saw
mgs Bank, Winona, 81, NE Ia. Z 10
Sc IA, Is, w IL NV IA, 1872.
Sheriff to GAINESVILLE st. Blk, S Il
NV IA, SW IA, 10-35-51, Z - ST
IA, 9-35-51, S15O5.68.
L. S. A. to Lars Rasmussen, pat
ent, NE IA NV IA, NV IA NE IA
14-31-5S.
Bertha Carlson ct vir to Dale N
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
FROM GRAVE TO THE CRADLE

An OLD gentleman, aged 90, craved
youth The doctor said monkey glands
would restore his schoolgirl COM
plexion and baby stare. Willing to
try anything once ne went to the hos
pital
Patiently his wife waited outside
the operating room. Suddenly the
door burst open and her ancient hub
by went skipping past.
Don't you know me, called his
wife, Wait a minute"
Il gotta hurry mama, or I'll be-
late fer school" he cried, dashing on
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
THIS STORY WON THE
R0ORN PPITE

4 friend met a friend and dur
ing the ensuing conversation the
subject of salse teeth was brOt
up.
81 wish Z could find good
dentist that J could depend upon,
said the one with poor mOlars.
look here" said the other,
pointing to his bridge work,
"how's that? These were put in
year ago. You go to my den
fist, he will fix you up right. Just
tell him | sent you"
4 week passed before they
again met.
''Well did you see my dentist?"
"Yes, and everything was fine
until I said ] was a friend of
yours then he made me pay
cash"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

In the small plan at the right /
have shown the process Of making
the slot seams that are used to
trim many Of the more tailored
costumes. To make this kind of
seam you will need a stay strip Of
the material as shown at A. This
strip should be cut as long as the
seam is to be and about an inch
and half wide. The edges Of the
seam should be turned back and
basted to the stay strip so that
there is a narrow opening or slot
between them. The stitching as
shown at B and C is usually made
about three-eights Of an inch back
from the edges.
It is always best to press 9 seam
Of this kind both before and after
It is stitched.
READERS RUTH WTETH SPEARS
illustrated pamphlet ALTERING PAT
TERMS AND FITTING" is fires. Shell
answer your dressmaking prohlans- Wrfta
her IN care Of this neEspapeEs enetogfng
stamp for pamphlet.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

Dear Miss Flo:-I am very much
in love with a girl, who, l am quite
sure, loves me, but | hesitate to ask
her to marry me, or even express my
sentiments, fer several ras0ns. First
of all, socially, her position is far
above mine, and m afraid if I did
tell her of my love for her, she might
think | had her fathers money in
mind, or the social position l might
attain were she my wife. She is the
daughter of my employer, who is very
wealthy. l met her in the Office one
day, and her father asked me to take
her to lunch That was the begin
ming. Frankly, she hasn't discourag-
ed me. She has, in fact, almost en-
couraged me by inviting me to her
home, motoring and parties. She has
always been accustomed to living lux
UriOusly and having everything she
wanted; which, of course, my salary
would not afford. Do you think that
If we were married she would be hap
by as a poor mans wife? CARL.
AS to whether the young lady in
question would be happy married to
a comparatively poor man, | cannot
say. 1t depends entirely upon hel
character, whether she Is idealiStic OF
realistic, practical or sentimental.
If she is the kind of a girl who
thinks more of clothes than she doe;
Of a good husband--if she is cabaret
crazy, and is never happy unless she
is rushing from place to place every
evening-then she would be very mis-
cradle and dissatisfied as a poo
mans wife-and would make the nus
band curse the day he married her.
Fortunately, though, the modern
girl is a rather busineSs-like person
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
FAIRVIEW POWER FIRM
BUYS STANLEY PLANT

Stanley, n. D., Dec. 1.-The Public
Utility company of Stanley has been
sold to Warren Jennison of Fairview,
Mont. The Jennison company oper-
ates a high line between cities in the
Yellowstone valley vicinity. The COM
pany plans to extend its high line to
this city.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
POULTRY

Perhaps no branch of farming
offers a greater opportunity
than poultry.
For they have the distinct ad-
vantage of requiring less to
get started than other livestock
and the returns are much
quicker.
Everyone who has a patch of
ground large enough can have
extra dollars by raising a good
strain of laying hens. They
more than pay their way.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
80 CRATEFIu-

The wit of the Celt can always be
reduced to the straight Mike and Pat
joke, said q famous afternoon dinner
speaker recently, and I hate to be
@Uilty on this count. However, SAID
Mr.. Mccarthy to Mr.. Oshevlin: "You
walk very fast" "Yes-but walk
faster when by myself" "Then," said
McCarthy-''I'm glad Pm not walk
ing with you when you are by your
self
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
SLOW FREIGHT

Man to conductor-"How long does
it take this train to get to Belleville p
Conductor-"A little over three
hoursi"
Man-"That'S poor service. This
train is slower than a lazy snail
C0nductor-"Well you can get Off
and walk if you don't like it."
Man-"No, I'll ride, I'm in no hur-
~"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
THIS SIDE ZIP

Daughter:-''I hate George and I'm
sending his ring back to him. What
should / put on the box?
MOther:- "GlasS, handle with care. y
A man claims he has discovered
a way to mix water with oil, but "a
gasoline company says he stole the
formula from them.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

Dear Miss Flo:-When a bride-to-
be receives a gift from one who has
not been invited to the wedding, what
should she do. G. D.
The bride-to-be writes the donor oil
very warm note of thanks, just as
she would if the donor were invited
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

Boss:-Tm expecting a collector in
soon; act like I'm out Of town."
Clerk: 81 don't know whether ]
can do that or not
Boss:-"Sure you can, just sit there
doing nothing"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
A YOUNG EYE FOR BUSINESS

A YOUNG EYE FOR BUSINESS
Boy to Doctor who has been treat
ing a very rich old man:-"How is old
man Simpkins getting along?"
Doctor "Oh, he's pretty bad. I'll
have to come again tomorrow"
Boy 81 suppose you'll charge him
too"
Doctor "Of course, of course
Ny services are worth money
Boy "Well Just remember that
it was my dog that bit him."
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
ASK DAD HE KNOWS

Disillusioned Wife:-"It seems
you're always broke now, but before
we were married you said you had
plenty of money!"
Hubby did then"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

the car and knows that they will
have to occupy separate seats, is it
correct for him to offer to change
seats with the gentleman, in order
that the lady and gentleman may sit
together. I did so recently, and I
received such a look of surprise that
I am still wondering whether or not
l committed a breach against Ell
quette. r. d.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

Cop:-'DOn't va see that sign no
swimmingl I'll arrest you when We
come outl"
Man:-"But I'm not comm out
Cop: 'Then I'll wait till va do"
Man:-"You're in for a long watt
Pm committing suicide
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
RACK FOR MORE

"Say, Jack, you're an old friend OF
the family, did you kiss the bride ?"
"Sure, this is my fourth time If
line"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

Dear Miss Flo:-Is it proper for a
girl to assist her escort with his Ov-
.ercoat? When a fork or other part
of the table service is dropped,
should the person make apologies to
the hostess. Should the spoon be left
in the fruit-such as oranges or grape
fruit-after use. H. d.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

Dear Miss F1o:-When a gentle
man occupying a double seat alone
sees a woman with an escort enter
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

I'm driving my husband to drink
said the wife as she mOtOred over in,
to Canada.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

The lady should never assist her
escort with his overcoat. No apollo
gies should be made when fork or
other table service is dropped-tne
accident should be entirely ignored
The fruit spoon must not be left in
the fruit.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

Dear Miss Flo:-When no finger
bowl is served after a fruit course is
it permissible for one to dip the fin
gers into the water glass and dry
with the napkin? l have seen this
done many times in restaurants, and
it always strikes me as being rather
crude. ID. NJ.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
A DEAD LETTER

Here's a letter from yer brother
wonder what he's got the black Dor
der around it for"
holy smoke, he must be DEAD!
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04
HE CAN no THAT

If you laughed at that joke you
are married.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

The suit coat should never be re
moved except in the home or the Of
fee. (2) 1t is customary for the
children to call the servants by their
&irst names.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

Jake Jackson says men get pearls
from oysters and women get dla-
monds from nuts"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

1t was the proper-and the cour-
teous thing-fOr YOU to do. Pm sure
they both appreciated it. Probably
the only reason they looked surprised
was because. such action is not COM
mon.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

You are quite right. 1t is very
crude indeed to dip the fingers into
the water glass. If no finger bowl
IS sewed-the diner must get along
without it.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1925-12-04

Dear Miss Flo:-When one is wear
ing a suit with an overblouse, may
the coat be removed while dining :?
(2) Should children be taught to call
the household servants Miss or Mrs,
or by their first names? Thank
you. c. ID.
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list LIKE THAT

Cook to housewife:- "Sure and
can't stand yer husband around the
house no longer, yen have to get 9
divorce
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MIXED IDENTITY

Dostor examining young mans
heart:-"I think its agelia stretoris! ,
Lovsick youth! mo her name is
Mary Toots."
Martin Olson says not so long ago
we heard Europe was beating its
swords into plowShares.
They must have beaten 'em back
into swords, because they're fighting
again.