davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
A NEW DESPoTISM

How would the American people
regard a political organization that
had come to power In this country
and it's leader declaring: This re-
gime cannot be overthrown except by
force? Does not such a supposition
seem idle to us? Wherein may such
an attitude be distinguished in
principle from despotism? Yet this
has come about in a land once ruled
by the Caesars and strewn with the
wrecks Of ambitions gone wrong.
Considering that the antagonism
between Fascism and anti-Fascism
occasionally creates disturbance in
American localities where the sons
and daughters Of Italy congregate it
should be of interest to know about
the avowed opinions and purposes of
Mussolini, the founder of. Fascism
and the ruler of Italy.
Speaking at Milan to what the AS
ISOLATED Press terms wildly en-
thusiastic Fascists celebrating the
third anniversary of the march into
Rome he said:
This regime cannot be overthrown
except by force. Our opponents be-
lieve themselves able to overthrow us
with little groupings of lobbyists,
with little rivers Of more or less
dirty ink. But they are fooling
themselves. Ministers pass, but a
regime born of revolution realizes all
it's conquests.
IF Italy's sacred frontiers are in
any way placed at stake would ask
the King to draw his sword" he
said.
1.-THE last century was the century
Of our Independence; this century
must be that of our power, power in
every field, materially, spiritually
achieved by disciplined will. Every
one Of you must consider yourself a
soldier, q molecu1e, feeling and pull
sating with the entire organism.
81 believe firmly in the destiny OF
the power Of our young Nation. We
will succeed because this is our will.
The Government Is the general
headquarters of the Nation; 1t is
severe because 1t does not consider
that its enemies have a right to
citizenship
Once experience exclaimed: TN
wondrous ways do the gods make
sport with men,"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
THE AUGUSTA SYMPHONY
ORCHESTRA

There are plenty of substantial
reasons why the people of Augusta
should wish to encourage the Sym
phony Orchestra. Now there is OPP
portunity for doing this in prac-
tical, helpful way. The public per.
formances of the orchestra having
necessarily been free of charge the
organization is compelled to rely for
financial support on interested citi-
zens, who see in its existence a vail
liable contribution to the enrichment
Of our civic life.
We quote and endorse the COM
ment of one who is familiar with the
efforts that have been made in the
p-building of this organizations:
Here Is a group Of men and women
who have faithfully worked together
through five difficult years to give
the citizens of Augusta the oppor-
tunity of hearing good orchestral
music. They have benefited the city
directly through their public con-
certs, and indirectly by giving the
boys and girls who are just begin
ming the study of music, an ambition
to strive for, and the chance to hear
orchestral music"
Anyone who has enjoyed the or
chestra's concerts will, we are sure,
feel glad to contribute something
toward the support of that which ne
enjoyed. It is planned, If there
should be more than enough for the
expense Of a years program received
from donors. to have even richer
concerts by the aid Of visiting art
lists.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
It Strikes Us

Been to the pictures lately? We
went Monday night. Yes. The Pony
Express was inspiring but there was
one feature present that appealed TO
me strongly. 1t wasn't in the picture
and vet it was one of the strong
features of it. "A feature that Is
often overlooked. That feature was
appreciation. The "kids" were IN
the gallery. 'Nuf said. Haven't
YOU been to the pictures and when
the flag was shown there was a
scattering of handclaps? Well,
there wasn't that night. Every
time the flag appeared on the screen
the applause was instantaneous ana
profound. When acts of bravery
daring, manliness and courage were
staged they were greeted with true
American backing. The Iudlcrous
happenings received their full snare
of attention also. The applause
was clean and hearty, no stamping
of feet, no cat calls, no whistles, just
the real boy kind. 1t was one OF the
big parts of the picture, to me. Ever
been to a picture or snow ana TAKEN
everything in a matter OF course
way, swallowed hard when you were
almost strangling to cry. cacKleo d
little when you really felt IKE CIV
ing a hearty laugh, but was afraid
someone would think you were KID
dish" waited until someone else
started the clapping when the nag
was on the screen (probably some
bow started it)? Next time you go
to the pictures get up where the
kids" are and enjoy some OF the
real things of life. Me for the gal
law ouory time
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
THE HoopLuM PROBLEM

The impulse Of some boys is to hit
every head that shows itself, to de-
stroy rather than to construct. 1t
does not help much to be told that
this is due to something lacking, lop-
sided, undeveloped in that youths
mentality. Neither does it replace
that which he destroys to say: 20,
he will outgrow it,.
Dealing properly with such cubs is
not a pastime. Patience is not ap-
preciated by the offender. Usually
in that type Of youth the quickest
route to his conscience is by way of
a switch applied where 1t may do the
most good, but this procedure has
drawbacks. Knowing what the jails
are, the sending Of boys into such
associations Is method from which
wise and kind administrators Of the
laws shrink. II fined, Woodworking
parents bear the burden OF replace
ment Of what their progeny destroys.
Notwithstanding all these Difficult
ties, such cases must be dealt with
and the State Highway Commission
is right in its insistence that the
markers and signs. which are so in
valuable to those travelling our high
ways, shall be respected and preserv-
ed. We wish places might be had In
wholesome surroundings with plenty
of wood to saw where the hoodlums
might be sent to work out their SAL
walton.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
- M David Cory

"Toot, foot, tooty. toot, toot.
Scoot, little rabbits scoot, scoot'
scooti
It's a long, long way to our pretty
home city,
And tie river Is rough and the boat
will be dippy.
shouted the Billygoat Ferryman
from his pilot house on the upper
deck.
"Dear me-" sighed Cousin Cotton
tail, looking anxiously about to see
that her five little cottontails were
close behind her, II declare, I'm all
ont of breath" The next minute
she hustled them all UP the gang
plank and on to the boat. and after
finding a seat, she wiped her face
with a pink pocket handkerchief.
In a few minutes the bell went
tinkle, tinkle, and around went the
big paddle wheels, and up the river
glided the old boat, the Billygoat
Ferryman taking care not to bump
into sandy bars or half hidden rocks
He knew the river well. Yes. IN
deedy. For many years he had sail,
ed the old boat up and down anu
back and forth, carrying partleS 70
picnics and people u trains.
knew every ripple along the shore-
line and every rock that just peep
ed up above the water.
BY and by, after while, ana q
splash and smile, and much more
than a mile, he moored the boat IN
the slip at Bunnybridge, when out
hoped all the Dummies and rabbits
Yes, away they all went. some 10
Lettucemere, some to Carrot CITY,
and others to Rabbitville. Cousin
Cottontail, with her five little bum
MES followed Little Jack Rabbit up
the road that led from the wharf to
the Shady Forest. Past the Tall
Pine Tree, in the top branches Oh
which Professor Jim Crow had
built neat little pine cone bunga-
low, they hoped, not stopping to
say more than howdy to the old
fellow, who had reached home long
before they had stepped off the ferry
boat at the Bunnybridge wharf. =.
wings are fleeter than feet,
sighed tired Cousin Cottontan. Il
declare, when / was young l never
grew tired Of picnicing. But nova
days, with all / have to do to keep
the buttons on my youngsters khaki
play suits, getting three meals day
and washing on Mondays, / feel that
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
Costs Only 3 Gents to
KemOUe Your Wrinkles

setter than massage for removing
wrinkles and age lines. far less ex-
pensive and bothersome, is a simple
tark-root mixture which any woman
can prepare and apply in a fifty. AL
most Immediately after spreading this
over the face there is a pleasant.
soothing sensation and the mirror
SHOWS the horrid age lines and "sags"
disappearing like magic. In less than
nfteen minutes the face is as smooth
ana hrm as schoolgirls. Seems al
most too good to be true. but the
doubt.
All one need do is TO procure an
original package Of tarkroot from the
DRUGGIST, mix a spoonful with a
spoonful Of lemon Juice and apply
with the fingers. This, Of course. is
perfectly harmless. It Is easily
washed off. leaving the face wonder
fuiiy refreshed and rejuvenated, with
a healthy glow. And fhe cost OF such
treatment il 8 cents.-Ady.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
ATHENS

Mr.. and Mrs. Creston Small and
daughter, Lurline were weekend
guests of relatives In Corinna.
Alva Campbell was in Bingham,
Sunday.
Nelson Whitman is hauling grain
for w. N. Sanders, from Skowhegan.
Mr.. and Mrs. David Thompson
were in Cornville. Tuesday, calling
on their friends, Mr.. and Mrs. H. E.
Skidmore.
]. J. Bunker was in Brighton,
Monday.
Manly Campbell was in Harmony,
Tuesday, on business.
Mr. and Mrs. Bert Corson and Mr..
and Mrs. Herbert Corson of Brighton
were in town, Tuesday, on their way
to Skowhegan.
Mrs. Hilda Smith Of Brighton Is
visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. r.
l.. Boston.
Virgil Ray Of Auburn was a guest
at the home of F. l.. Bunker Saturday
night. From there he went to Kings
bury on a weeks hunting trip.
Mylon Elliott of Portsmouth. N. H.,
is visiting his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Horace Elliott.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
OAK GROVE

The Chapel exercise.
were varied slightly m m haS
morning m in order to ss,sI ss
the musical program a,los
Schneider is having a.. tnat \
ing this week. cb. sca nan
with the school singing 4, opel
All! dome a mon anna santisN
saintete." Miss Meader tbipa PM
Psaume vingtquatre de Dar .usn u
school united in rOraison~ ny - aat d
Miss Norcross and Miss sns vIlla|
a delightful piano duet ana ~ pal
to an encore. The custom p Y
nouncements for the dav ws d
in French. "ere ~
Rev. Arthur Jones a, N,
Center spoke at the regular T wat
day forenoon meeting /, "sdas|
Bailey Memorial chapel u, Sosl
was Independent ThinI,in.a s nssI
spoke with depth and ss- sM
that impressed his young a s.s
Mr.. Jones was the guest Of ~ s.ussl
at luncheon. s scs,,
The Junior girls are hm,.
preparations for the Hallows'. "
ty which will be given in tbs - n
SUM Saturday evening Al s,aal
All alumni of the school ara ~ vcdaI
general invitation, but the n svs
not open to the public exoen s1 "
vitation from a student nv v
Many of the old Oak Grove ~ s|
planning to be back, soma ~ ~ Y
from other states and the stus .'
former years are planning On ss,.V|
reunions. N'st
The girls chorus held H. ,,..
rehearsal Wednesday afternoos' 80
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
CLINTON |.

Mrs. Carrie Doucette and children
were guests of her sister in Fairfield,
on Tuesday.
Jasper Dangler was a business
caller in Waterville on Wednesday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Warren Dixon Of
High street are receiving congratula-
tions on the arrival Of a son born
October %. The little one has been
named John LaForest.
Mr.. and Mrs. LIMA Burns have re-
turned home after Visiting with rela-
tives in Portland.
Hon. Frank L. Besse has been
selected as vice president Of the
Central Maine Fair Association OF
Waterville.
Joseph Adams has returned home
from Bristol, Conn. Wallace Whitman
who accompanied him to that city
came as far as Boston, where he will
visit with relatives for a few days.
A rehearsal Of the degree team Of
Laurel Rebekah lodge will be held
at Oddfellows' Hall, Saturday even
ing at o'clock. The degree team
will 60 to Albion on Monday evening
where they will confer the work at
Lygonia Rebekah lodge.
Mrs. Bertha Douglas, the depart
ment inspecting officer Of Hallowell
was in town to inspect the RELIEF
Corps on Wednesday afternoon. she
was a dinner guest Of president, Mrs.
Edith Walker.
Mr.. and Mrs. Perley Stanley and
two children, LUCILLE and Sherwin
left, Wednesday morning by auto
for Clearwater, Fla. Mr.. and Mrs.
Clyde Walker will occupy their home
during the winter months.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30

1t is more comfortable Just to stay
at home"
"But not so exciting" all of a sud
den shouted a voice, Just like that,
Quick as the wind that blows Off
your hat.
Gracious me, who is that?" almost
sobhed frightened Mrs. Cottonta1l,
looking anxiously about her. But
there was no one in sight; no one ex-
cept q little ant hurrying back to
her sand pile house on the Shady
Forest Trail.
"Sch-sch!" whispered Little JACK
Rabbit, opening his knapsack to take
out his pop-gun. ut may be Dan
nv Fox"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
ACIDS IN STOMACH
CAUSE INDIGESTION
Create Gas. SOurness and Pain
How To Treat

Medical authorities state that near
ly nine-tenths of the cases of stom-
ach trouble. indigestion, sourness,
burning, gas. bloating.. nausea, etc.
are due to an excess Of hydrochloric
acid in the stomach and not as some
believe to lack of digestive juices.
The delicate stomach lining is irri-
tated. digestion is delayed and food
sours, causing the disagreeable symp-
toms which every stomach sufferer
knows so we'll.
Artificial digestants are not needed
in such cases and may do real harm.
Try laying aside all digestive aids
and instead get from any druggist
few ounces of Bisurated Magnesia
and take a teaspoonful in q quarter
glass of water right after eating.
This sweetens the stomach, prevents
the formation of excess acid and
there is no sourness. gas or pain.
Bisurated Magnesia lin powder or
tablet form-never liquid or milky is
harmless to the stomach, inexpensive
to take and is the most efficient form
of magnesia for stomach PURPOSES.
1t is used by thousands of people who
enjoy their meals with no more fear
of ndigestion.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
Railroads and Steamboat
MAINE CENTRAL R "a!
Eastern Standdru Ll -,
TpAJNs LEAVE AUGUSTA ~


TRAINS LEAVE AUGUSTA ~
Bangor, t12.21 a. M, sl240 a. ms .ss d
F4.45 am, 1920 am, fl2-2l PM ''
$3.50 pm. TIA p. m. tsalas
B. & A. Pts, t12. 81 am, 50 am, ;,
Bar Harbor, IL SO a. m, tl22l p. H. 1aGn q
Bath, 1915 a. M, 1880 a. NJ o9so 4.
Belfast, C4.45 a. m, t9. 26a. m, I'd l
Boston 1921 a. m, 1915 a. m.' 1 ssas ~
sIoOs a. m, 1906 p. m, 1913 p'm'' ''
caIa ALAS + f. So a. M, t12.21 p. m;
Dover Foxcroft, GAS q. M, f2.zo p d 4.
Gardiner. 1921 a. M, TO- Is a. m.' XXX Ina
SIo 0S a m. 1905 o. M, 1894 2. m, ls"r
l L2no p IL Is a. m, 1880 a. m. ey ysa1
t305ps m. 1894 p. m, taos p. M ''''''
t7.19 D. M, El0.55 p. m.
Harmony, t12.21 p. m. o. - .loIlf
Lewiston, 1915 a. m, 19.oo Dc A''' !.
TAOS D. m, 40. 50 p. m.
New York, IS. "a p. m, 4.05 ?. ~ nsOlf
Portland, 1921 a. m, t6.l5 9. ln.' E05pa
sIO.OS a m, 1905 p. m, $3.50 p n''' !.
IL 10 D. M, 40 So p. m. M05pr
Rockland. f6. Is a. m, 1890 2; m, 'tS8pi
Skowhegan, C4.45 a. m, y, 80. 90 = sl00Sic
So. Gardiner' q a. "a d. =, m. ISIS pm" f7sp
so. So p. M.
St. John, t1221 a. m. ,,o nam. 1855
Waterville, t12,2l a. m, az a. Nv !, m t22Sf'
T4.45 a. m, 80 26 a. M, Tlz'-i p -'
s2.5 p. M, t7.14 p: M c,,,dav and sIcns'
Daily. ExcePts 0.;lv. except San'
Z Daily, except Monday. Daiy'
s Sunday only.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
Pile Sufferers
Can You Answer These Questior.r

Do you know why ointments do not
give you quick and lasting relief?
why cutting and operations fail?
DO you know the cause OF piles ia
internal?
in the lower bowel?
DO you know that there is g. harm
less internal remedy discovered by
Or. Leonhardt and known as HEM
ROlD, now sold by Sections Pharmacy
and druggists everywhere, that is
guaranteed,
HEM-ROID banishes piles by re-
moving the. cause, by freeing blood
circulation in the lower bowel. This
simple home treatment has an almost
unbelievable record for sure, safe and
lasting relief to thousands of pile sick
and expense of an operation. Don't
delay. Try HEM-ROID. today. 1t will
DO the same for you.-Ady,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30

Don't mention that dreadful crea-
lures NAME" answered poor Cousin
Cottontail, now thoroughly frightened.
1T gives me the shivers down my
back. You don't suppose 1t is he?"
But, sad to relate, and I must tell
the truth, Little Reader. the next
minute that old fox peeped around
a tree trunk, and in the next story
you shall hear what happened after
that, only your Uncle Dave promises
you it shall not be something dread
full. No. indeedy. I shall never let
Danny Fox catch my little rabbits.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
Wild Canaries
To Compete With
Domestic Relation

New York, Oct. 20 (AP)-The
wild, pure blooded canary is que LOT
it's debut before the footlights In
New York.
A company of these genuine nve
and one-half inch native Canary
Islanders are coming here to star IN
the bird chorus managed by the
International Roller Canary Breeders
Association at their show December
14-19.
Bird fanciers from all parts OF
the United States will bring their
domesticated songsters to match the
tremulous trill Of their blue FLOODED
ancestors. The Greater New York
Canary Club announced that more
than 5000 canaries will be in COM
petition for prizes.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
ALBION

At the next regular m..a.
November 2, of Lygonia Rss.Lr
Lodge, the members of Laura ! y
of Clinton have accepted an nv
ton to be present and cont. ', y I,
degree after which supper Min n
served.
Mrs. Caroline Thompson n, !,
turned to her home in Brm,,,
after passing the summer 4 N
home of her uncle, John Coos,,,
Mrs. Dorothy Jones and childrS
Unity are passing the weekend "A
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs, e. Az,
Mrs. Mary Carson Is VISITING Il.
tives in Danforth.
Mrs. Cassie Cain Of Palermo ~
in town Wednesday and a yistr n
Besse High School.
The Halloween ball given by p.s,
High on Thursday evening vs
success.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30

A British lord and lady travel with
immigrants, take up homestead
with homesteaders,- do chores and
wait on table with others who serve
and wait, all for the purpose OF
learning how the other half-or-two-
thirds-live and think. It's an easy
guess they will arrive at the usual
conclusion that we are all brothers
and sisters under the skin and that
when common sense and decent i'm
pulses were distributed the sowing
was not confined within class lines.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
Ice Cream For All

Harrisburg, Pa, Oct. 29-(AP)--
Enough ice cream will be produced
in the United States this year TO
provide every man, woman ana
child with ten quarts or more.
Fred Rasmussen, executive secre-
tary Of associated ice cream manu-
facturers, said a survey showed That
the years output will total more
than 1900, 0O0, 900 quarts. There are
1000 ice cream plants.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30

The coal strikers are hoping and
praying that the consumers will he
compelled to keep warm by aeitat,ns
Tor Government interference. Here's
hoping the Government doesn't in
1erfere unless by way of preventing
spfenteeyinF. II that be possible.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
The Chinese, noted for their

The Chinese, noted for their po-
likeness, are introducing new ideas
into the street railway business.
How the conductor says. Move for
ward please" is translated as fol-
lows:
IF the heaven born son of a most
illustrious father will but honor his
servant by transferring his august
presence to a position farther to the
front where he belongs always, he
will have rendered service which
will be in keeping with those which
his noble ancestors have rendered"
-Exchange.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
Practical Manual Traininq
(Boston Glohel

IBoStOn GIObe)
Patten Academy, down in Aroos-
took County. has been closed down
for an indefinite period so that the
boys can help the farmers harvest
the potato crop, thus showing that
the manual training idea is not con-
fined wholly TO the city schools.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
Help Wanted

''Help! Help" yelled the fat man,
struggling in the water.
"All right, old man." shouted the
advertising solicitor, jumping up
from the park bench. chow about a
few lines in the want column ?'-
American Legion Weekly.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30

mines. What of It? Doesn't big
union Of railroad employees own soft
coal mines and operate them on the
omen shop plan?
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30

No money to feed foxes on the
Gordon farms is the report. II no
one will feed them there ought to be
law enough in the land to turn them
loose to forage for themselves.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30

o, the. towering confidence in our
ability to reform the other fellow!
o, the covering hesitancy with
which we undertake to reform our
se1yesi
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
Maine A Good Anchoraae
(Biddeford Journal)

NDiuuclolu JOuIudl)
Maine people going to Florida for
the winter will do well to put the
bulk of their loose change in sound
Maine securities as sort of anchor
to windward before thinking of TAX
ing plunge in the troubled pool Of
Florida real estate speculation.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30

"Potato prices are about even with
ports. Soon the consumer will be
yelling, for peace, but not peace at
any price.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
TOPSHAM

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Dickerson OF
Lisbon Falls were the weekend
guests OF Mrs. Dickerson's parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Chapman.
Miss e. Jane Mallet left Wednes-
day for New Jersey, where she will
visit her brother, James Mallet.
Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Cone left on
Tuesday for st. Petersburg, Florida,
where they will pass the winter.
Harry Rackley and Charles B.
Eastman of Auburn were callers at
the home of II. J. Whitney. Monday
evening in the interest Of the Twin
Counties Farm Bureau.
Miss Jessie Curtis of Madison was
the guest of Miss E. Marguerite Reed,
Thursday night.
Miss Jessie Curtis Of Madison and
Miss Ethelwyn M. Reed, teacher in
the Cathance school, went on an
early train to Portland to attend the
Friday session at the State Teachers
Convention.
Miss Persis Whitney went to Au-
burn friday morning to attend the
annual contest of the Twin Counties
Boys and Girls Clubs.
Frank Wood has sold the so-called
John Bryant farm to Charles H.
Thistle of Lowell, Mass. Mr.. Thistle
is expected to occupy the farm this
winter
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
A Natural Inquiry

Do you sell motor cars, hams,
snow shovels, church bells and the
like?" asked J. Fuller Gloom, the
human hyena.
mo sir We fill prescriptions and"
replied the salesman.
Then, why in the name of the
bird with the broad and sweeping
wings do you call this drug store q"
Kansas City Star.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-10-30
Editorial Comment
How About His Credit?
Boston Transcript)

boston Transcript
A Virginia gentleman lost his
money on the way to Florida, and
doesn't know on which side of his
ledger to enter up the occurrence.