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The Washington times., 1925-12-23
HOPES FOR AMERICAN MEN,
SHE SAYS
What's Doing Today
and Tomorrow

Today
Christmas entertainment Under the
auspices Of The Church Of the Brethren
at Fourth st. and North Carolina Ave.
8. p, for children Of the Sunday
Addreea--By James r. Duhamsl be-
fore members OF the PhilateIic society
on the stamp-issuing countries of
Nesting of the General Adna II.
Chaffee cantnnment No. q. National
indian War veterans 1T $50 o'clock in
Stanley Hall, Soldiers Home.
Tomorrow
PakwOrth center Carol singing around
B Christmas tree, with q program in
GLIDING 4 solo by Harlan Randall: .
solo by Mrs. Al. 4. Chamberlain and
other features. The Boy Scouts In
uniform viii act - ushers
Thompson Center-Rythmic express
sion class Sis o'clock; dramatic oral
expression class for older girls 4:15
o'clock
Community Christmas tree ceiebra-
tion, In which President Coolidge Will
participate around the great spruce In
sherman SQUARE, soutk Of the Treasury
Lecture i.ssria1 On .New year Rssolntions'.
Tor the public ct the United Lodge of
TheOeophiAts ll31 & ST. n. W. sc Sis
0zGAuGks II
Evening star., 1925-03-22

At left: The body of Presi-
dent Ebert of Germany being
taken to the Presidents Palace
to lie in state.
or n y. Photos
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
THE SPIRIT THAT WINS
CHettinger County Hera,;d)

(Hettinger County Heraid)
Yes, | did lose 80 head of cattle
in one storm d few years ago. The
next summer | had four horses and
two COWS killed by lightning. Then
ed by eating loco weed. AT another
time | had all my five remaining
milk cows taken on a note, where
l hadn't been given credit for pay
ments made. AL one time | was
ali IN and down-but l never was
entirely out. There was one
week my kids didn't have any
bread. But We made some potato
flap jacks and we came through in
fine shape. Yes, 1t was tough at
times. And the toughest thing
had to face when l was broke was
that a lot of folks showed they
dit.L't have any confidence in me
But we came through all right.
Out there on my farm We haven't
much of a house, but within those
four walls there is one of the hap
piest homes in the world. We
never have any quarreling or jang-
ling. My wife kept her sweet dis
position through it all. If she
hadn't l don't think l. ever could
have stuck ii cut
The editor got this story from
a local farmer last week. 1t was
not given Tor publication SO no
names will be given. However, we
are printing the story here to
show the kind of material in some
of the men who people this coun-
trV
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10

New York, April lO.-Last night
! saw four of Broadway's well-known
bootleggers drinking plain ginger
ale in a night club where all sorts
of hard drinks were flowing. You
write the rest of the story.
Manhattan's only Indian cabaret
has closed. 1t was The Reservation,
conducted by Chief Little Cloud in
Greenwich Village cellar. 1t was
a weird place, dances and settings
giving it the atmosphere of an In
| dian encampment, but apparently it
/; was too weird for the villagers who
are always demanding the unusual
! for entertainment.
The bane of night club managers
| are college undergraduates. Taken as
! group. they are small spenders.
| And their ribald conduct disturbs
! portly sugar papas. A waiter tells
me that on several occasions he has
/ seen college boys meet their fathers,
quite by accident and without their
lives. Thereafter these same boys
seem to have plenty of spending
money. Even SO, the varsity boys
find that all tables are reserved"
when they scoop down on place in
groups of more than four.
| Seen at four a. m. on a Brooklyn
subway platform where passengers
| transfer between local and express
trains: A man with bottle and
four glasses selling hooch at so cents
drink to weary night owls.
Superintendents of apartment
houses here do not receive very high
paw, but many of them are better
off financially than the tenants
! They collect from the ice man to
whom they give exclusive entree to
the house. They collect from other
tradesmen. / know one superintend-
ent who has introduced a bootlegper
to every tenant who drinks. Gle
knows who drink by watching the
! dumb waiter for empty bottles. }
From the bootlegger he collects a
commission OF so cents on each bot
tie sold in the house. And he re-
sells the empty bottles to the boot
| logger
Manv casual and accidental meet
inps Of persons from the same town
occur at the out-Of-tnwn newspaper
stands at either end of Times Square
and at Sixth avenue and Forty-sec-
ond street. Also MANY acquaintance
between peonle from different towns
are made there. Lonely and far
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
LETTER FROM JOHN ALDEN
PRESCOTT TO SYDNEY CAR
TON-CONTINUED

Sgd, you know when | married
Leslie, she cared little for society.
But now she seems happiest when
she is out with a crowd. She dances
divineiy.
! tried the other night to mOnopo-
lize her card and put my initials on
all the dances but two, yet when
went to get her for the second dance,
saw a perfectly strange man just
preparing to take her out on the
floor
Before | could even claim my
dance, she said, "Mr. Sartoris, let
me introduce my husband. Jack,
am sure you have heard of Mr.. Mel
Vile Sartoris, whose stories are TAX
ing the worldly storm. Mr.. Sartorif
has asked me to dance, Jack. ! told
him that yor initials on my card
meant nothing, that you only put
them there so that it would not look
like the card Of a wall-flOwer.'
OF course Melville Sartoris, hav-
ing gobs of words at his tongues
end, said:
Il am sure you are mistaken, Mrs
Prescott, for | know tle no one
realizes more than your husband
that you could never be a wall
flower. No man would let you Sit
through dance, provided he could
get to you. ! am sure Mr.. Prescott
meant to tell all of us other longing
ones to keep off l know l should
do so in his circumstances"
"You see, John" said Leslie
"what you did in that first dance
My husband, Mr.. Sartoris, is won
Harf,1l mariner Ha nrohahly made
me look like Irene Castle"
And do you know she had the i'm
pudence to blow me kiss as she
floated off.
/ stood there for moment like 6
fool. ! know my mouth was open
She, smiled at me so divinely anC
the man looked at her as though
she were the only woman in thu
room.
OF course, knew that no one ir
the place knew upon what statu.
Leslie and l were living together
but could not help but feel that
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
=: The TQnqle =:

everyone was reading my discom-
future in my face.
There ] was, man who had been
married years and his own wife was
coquetting and flirting with him. 1t
was ridiculous, wasn't it? But, oh,
it was effective and / fell in love
with her all over again. She was
the one woman in my heart to be
desired. My love became a raging
volcano and ! was silly enough to
cut in on that dance.
AS. Sartoris gave Leslie into my
arms he said with meaning look,
"You see l was right, Mrs. Pres
colt. Your husband does consider
me pOacher."
She only laughed and said, you
dance so well that l hope you will
poach again." And there stood
again while they chotfed moment
with my mouth, open like an ever
lasting fool.
Well probably be here about two
weeks longer. Come over and see
your namesake and gOdson. Also
would like to have you try and
fathom if Leslie intends to keep me
between heaven and hell forever.
JACK.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
PASSING OF N. p. LEAGUEY
(Minneapoiis JournaD


The Nonpartisan league is not
going out of business just yet,
though it may lie headed for com
plete extinction and he absorbed
in the new Farmer-Labor assOcia
ton. 1t is planned by the heads OF
the latter organization to affiliate
with the Nonpal tisan leagues local
units. The league is to continue
collecting dues, but is to remit a
cent a month for each member to
the Farmer Labor ASSOCIATION
Magnus Johnson, elected president
of the association, probably will go
out this Summer holding meeting
in the rural communities to line
them up for the movement.
The. old league as live state
organizations, however, ls no more
It's publication is being swallowed
up and it will be kept alive mainly
because the old name is an asset ~
some counties, and will help the
Farmer-Labor association TO ge
members.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10

So he tucked the magic snuff box
into his pocket and ran after the
aeroplane and when he had found it
he jumped in and flew away to the
next place, which happened to be
Daddy Gander Town.
By this time Mister Whizz and the
Twins were wide awake.
"This is silly place." cried Mister
Whizz. I'VE will all turn into Snooz-
ers if we stay here, Come along
children"
So the Twins and the fairyman left
! Snoozer Town and went to find their
! aeroplane.
But 10 and behold. it was gone!
| "Now where do you suppose it is!'
cried Mister Whizz. II left it right
here by this telegraph pole.",
81 know!" called an old crow. "A
terrible gust of wind Gang from
Snoozer Town and blew it away. 1t
| sounded like a hundred sneezes."
claimed Mister Whizz. "Children,
we have sneezed our aeroplane away
Now we'll have to do some sprinting
and catch up with it,"
| Someone else was trying to catch
up with it, too." said the crow. "A
queer fellow with long nose and q
pair of crooked legs. heard him
say that if he found it, he was going
to fly to Daddy Gander Town."
"You are !. wide-awake fellow, ]
am sure" said Mister Whizz. "And
we are ever and ever so much oblig-
ed. Do you know where Daddy Gan
der Town is?'
"I've heard people say that it ID
ten miles as the crow flies." said the
crow. But don't know what that
means"
"Where do you fly?" asked Mister
II fly from one corn-field to an
other" said the CROW. "The next
corn-field is north by northeast on q
clear day.
Gould YOU take US there?" asked
Mister Whizz.
| Where? To the corn-field 2" asked
the crow.
"No, TO Daddy Gander Land" said
Mister Whizz. SWELL pay YOU"
"All right" said the crow. "But
you'll have to pay me in corn. !
charge two. corn grains apiece"
II haven't a corn-grain about me, =
said Mister Whizz.
"Then you'll have to walk" cawed
the crow as he flew away.
"Mapic is Just as good" said Mis-
ter W'hizz cheerfully. "We'n get
there some way, children"
/ (To Be Continued)
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service. IncS
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON
OFF TO DADDY GANDER TOWN

OFF TO DADDY GANDER TOWN
Now funny thing happened when
Snitcher. Snatch put grain of magic
snuff on everybody's nose.
Nancy sneezed and Nick sneezed
and Mister Whizz sneezed and Mayor
Snorealoud sneezed and Forty Winks
sneezed and the policeman sncezed
and everybody in Snoozer Town
sneezed. until all the houses rocked
on their foundations.
And the aeroplane was lifted up
into the air as though a cyclone had
struck it-and carried. far, far away.
"Aha!" cried Snitcher Snatch.
Now these people can't come after
me. IN get the aeroplane myself,
and fly to the next place"
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
Both Parties Need To Be Awakened ,
By Chester H. Rowell

With Franklin D. Roosevelt trying to reform the Demo-
cratic party and Theodore Roosevelt trying to wake the
Republican party, there should be something doing Ger
tainy both parties need it. The Democratic party split
between the foregnbOrn, Catholic, wet metropolitan,
feua minded group and the oldAmercan Protest
ant dry rural ndvidualstic southern group has lost
the tradition and forgotten the principles that once held
together Roosevelt (Frankn d. thinks he can find lead
ership the only other basis Of unity The Republican
party compounded of conservatives, liberals and progress
sives tradonay Farmer Business party is pulled be-
tween two movements Of which nterpres the victory
license to restore the of Mark Hanna and the other
of which is that the victories in 1929 1882 and the
rest not be the slogans of 1884 Roosevelt
Theodore thinks will take to make the neces
sary readustmen What both parties need is principles,
and contrary But the time when they divided
by doctrines instead of ancient and almost forgot
ten history.
One thing gives hope that at least the end of sectional
ism the basis of party division, may not be far away
feared The boom is moving northern and
northern money south The ban immigration is moving
southern negroes north This will give the north taste of
the southern problem, and the south mngng of northern
leadership and traditions Neither Of them will like it. But
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
RESENTING FEDERAL INTERFERENCE

States cities and in fact every political subdivision i
becoming and aroused against the constant
croachment of federal interference Senator Borah speak
ing recently at Chicago emphasized the trend against in
creasng the scope of federal government and it's nterfer
in strictly local matters. He said
The remorseless urge Of Capitalization, the in
satiable of bureaucracy, are depriving more
and more the people of all voice. all rights touching
home and hearthsone, of family and neghbor.
There is not practice, custom habit but must
be censored from Washington. There is not
in all the relationship of parent and child, of family
to exempt it from the furtive eye of the special
agent venture to say that coming generations,
when they awake to the deliberate robbery, to the
unconscionable devastation of their heritage of
local self-government, and begin to suffer the tor
lures and the burdens of such a system will fol
low will denounce in the unmeasured terms of a
defrauded people those who have cowardy frttered
away their rights.
Where local governments fail to discharge properly he
opportunities and obligations then may be necessary fo
the federal government to step in and function in he
place, but such cases are infrequent.
There doubt that the gave federal centraza
tion great impetus. Everyone thinking in terms
his national government and orders and demands from
Washington generally acquesced in with patroti
fervor But that is lacking and people
where questioning the advisabity of the federal
ment meddling in many strictly local problems
If local governments respond efficiently their oppor
tunes and obligations the rush Washington for
for every i'll of the body polite will diminish but faur
to do will eXatng of federal power in strctl
state affairs.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
RADIO HAVING A GREAT
EFFECT ON ORATORY

What effect will the radio and
the voice amplifier have on Am&ri-
can oratory?
They are already having it. The
amplifier has put intelligence on an
equality with noise. Any one who
can speak at all can be heard. So
the competition comes on what is
said. The radio puts al still greater
premium on having something to
say. Every radio listener is in the
back seat, next to the door, where
he can slip out unobtrusively. He
can not be hypnotized by the ora
tors gestures nor carried away by
the contagion OF the crowd. Mere
grandiloquence is simply funny,
without these adventurous aids. The
radio audience will not listen to an
empty speech at all nor too long
even to good one. There is always
something else to hear. The speak
er who will be listened to is the
one who is somebody who has some
thing to say, and says it clearly and
briefly. Since one speaker can ad-
dress as many as care to listen, in as
many places at once as wish to be
connected, popular radio speakers,
like movie stars, will be few, but
these will be very popular. Elo-
quence will go out of style, but in
telligence and brevity will be better.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
---FABLES ON HEALTH--
EVADE DISAGREEABLE TASKS

Mrs. Jones knew from experience
that children naturally seek excuses
for evading disagreeable tasks.
But if parents permit them to
carry these habits into adult life, the
parent has permitted great wrong
to be perpetrated upon the child,
and upon the community.
Most normal folk. when the real
pinch comes, are sufficiently cour-
ageous to look the difficulty square
in the face. and proceed to vanish it
as best they can.
Others, because their parents fail
ed to understand the danger of per-
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10

quire the unwholesome habits, in
variably try to run away from re-
sponsibility.
These persons-and their number
is legion-attempt to side-step real
ity by taking recourse in vague, lily
defined physical complaints-head-
aches. eye-strain, backaches, excess
sive but mysterious fatigue, and a
dozen other bodily symptoms. for
which the most searching physical
examination reveals no physical
cause,
Parents can do much, if they will,
to prevent such habits from winding
their tenacles around the lives of,
their children. =
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
Evening Pick

Good Friday makes itself felt in
the evenings broadcast selections.
This feature and the best in other
programs are broadcast by
WOAW 1926 Metz Gil G.. T.
Good Friday program, including
Biblical drama, "The Upper Room,
and special Lenten music.
WY (lO5 Metz 8 E. T.-Drama
Our New Minister"
WCAP (469 Metz $3.50 E. T.-U. S.
Msrine Band.
WREO (2s5 Metz 1880 a. M, E
T.-Special Pacific coast program.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
TOM
SIMS
'SXYS

Spring arrived just in time. Prac-
tcally all the long underwear was
turning into bell-bottom trousers.
One tells us girl has to use en-
tirely too much rouge If she doesn't
want to appear conspicuous.
A bachelor tells US married man
is one who, once got lonely and
couldn't find anything to drink y,
Wonder if we just think worling
girls more sensible because we
never see them in evening dresses?
Sometimes we think spinster is
one who used her sense instead of
hiding it.
Flivvers look so much alike when
one is stolen its owner has to iden-
tify it by sound.
A mad last June bridegroom tells
us that instead of assisting him she
is always insisting him.
An old heavy undershirt dyed
makes beautiful spring sweater.
People who live in glass houses
should not wash their windows.
Acquiring a wisdom tooth is usu.
ally very painful. Acquiring wisdom
of any kind is that way.
Consider the foolish mosquito, and
how he gets slapped for making a
noise about what he's going to do.
An assistant is one who is hired
for the boss to help.
An optimist is man who buys a
used auto from an enemy.
Good looking kinfolks seem to be
a very scarce article.
Perhaps the quickest way to raise
grass on your yard is by trying to
have tennis court there.
Turning over new leaf too often
makes you lose your place.
Most wrongs are ignored on the
principle that if you don't look to
see if your tire is flat you won't
| have to fix it,
Always close your mouth before
staring at funny looking strangers.
The married friends tells US max
ing love to your wife is like asking
the boss for the job you already
| have.
Melba. singer, says women should
learn to sing at home. What if
they have nothing to sing about?
And, the friend corrects our def
milton of an assistant. He claims an
assistant is a husband
Copyright. 1925, NEA Service, Inc }
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
WORKING MEN KNOW
ssREDS" ARE WORST ENEMY

Japanese labor unions show their
Americanization by expelling the
communist delegates and defying
the communist members to secede
from the unions. This is the true
spirit of Samuel Gompers. Real
workingmen know that the "reds"
are their worst enemy. What they
want is wages, hours and voice in
conditions of work. The radicals,
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
Editorial Review

Comments reproduced In tkls
the opinion Of The tribune. Thsy
Ars presented here in order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important isAues which are
being discussed In the press Of
the day.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
A Thought

Give me- neither poverty nor
riches: feed me with food convent
ent for me,-Prov. 30:8.
II have but enough for myself
and family, ! am steward only for
myself; If l have more, am but
q steward Of that abundance for 9TH
ers.- George Herbert.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
WHAT is INTOXICATION?

An accurate, scientific definition of "intoxcaton" seems
to be greatly desired Ontario, Can where "A per
beer about to be made available to the public One writer
asserts that there earlier stage of alcoholic influence
which is comparatively harmless being marked chiefly by
"a brisk flow of IDEAS increased freedom of speech and
ton and greater self-condence with of Welbeng
The next stages lead by rapid drunkenness
An opponent of the "A cent beer points that such
arguing misses the point which that there way
drunkenness except through the earlier stages Alcohol
works like forming drug in it's creation of desire
for increased doses The danger Of the particular per
beer in question is that it does not produce the whole de-
sired effect stronger beverages will be sought and the
logger won't have been put out of business at all.
Americans interested in the restoration of light wines
and beer" will have the problem to face
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
CUT THIS. our s.s

Send this ad and ten cents to
Foley 4 Co., 2836 Sheffield Ave-, Chi
cago, Ill.,. writing your name and
address clearly. You will receive q
sample bottle Of FOLEY'S HONEY
AND TAR COMPOUND for coughs,
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10
WISCONSIN SOLON IS
A REVOLUTIONIST

WISCONSIN SOLON IS
A REVOLUTIONIST
The Wisconsin legislator who OPP
emily boasted that his home brew
was Intoxicating, challenged his
rival to get drunk on it, and defied
the authorities to enforce the law
on him. was simply a revolutionist.
One may have all the charity he .ikes
for the casual "home brewer" and
even enforcement officers may some
times put others ahead of him on
their program of arrests. But not
the open defer, especially when he
defiles the very temple of the law
with his lawlessness. A third of a
century ago. General" Coxey was
arrested in Washington on the tech
nical charge of walking on the grass
of the capitol grounds. e. Twenty
thousand spectators had trod on
that same grass at the same time,
and were not molested. The ex-
planation was that Coxey had defied
the law. while the others had mere
ly incidentally disregarded it. Law
does not have to be perfectly sue
cessful, or even perfectly vigilant
1t can sometimes fail. 1t dare not
surrender. This Wisconsin revolu-
ZIONIST should have time, in quiet
retreat. as the guest Of the sheriff
to think this over.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10

A bachelor tells US married mar
is one who once got lonely an(
couldn't find anything to drink.fsi >
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10

& Guatemala has placed heavy ex-
else taxes on coffee and sugar in an
attempt to alleviate the serious fl
nancial situation Of the government.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10

colds and hoarseness, also sample
packages of FOLEY PILLS, diure-
tic stimulant for the kidneys, and
FOLEY CATHARTIC TABLETS for
constipation and biliousness. These
dependable remedies are free from
opiates and have helped millions Of
people. Try them!-Adv. }
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10

Wonder if we just think working
girls more sensible because we
never see them in evening dresses
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10

who despise these things, are the
chief obstacle to getting them.
Union men know this, in Japan as
we'll as. in America. What is need
ed is for employers to know it also.
Union busting capitalism is the chief
feeder of l. w. w. and bolshevik agi-
tation. The American Federation of
Labor has been the soundest bull
wark of conservative business in the
world. Let radicals hold this against
it if they will. But not business men.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10

One tells US girl has to use en-
tirely too much rouge if she doesn't
want TO appear conspicuous.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10

Spring arrived just in time. Prac-
tically all the long underwear was
turning into bell-bottomed trousers.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-04-10

from home, they are sympathetic.
Plainclothes men watch these news
stands, for rowing crooks visit them
to keep in touch with the fortunes
of former partners who have been
arrested and are waiting trial.
JAMES w. DEAN.