Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1925-07-04
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PHILOSOPHY
By Uncle Dud.
BY Uncle bud.

BY Uncle bud.
Uncle bud Says: "The man who
is quickest to condemn is always the
last to forgive. Cupid may be a
little fellow but he manages to kick
up some pretty good-sized disturban-
ces."
You can avoid your enemies but it
is a mighty hard job to get away
from your fool friends
Frequently a public speaker dodg-
es the issue-but fails to do so with
the eggs that come his way.
Success may not be measured by
the dollar mark but most folks are
willing to take a chance.
The fellow who lays claim to being
self-made man never has anyone
dispute the credit for the job.
Somehow you never feel as lone
some when you are alone as you do
when you are among crowd of per-
feet strangers.
Life is peculiar. That which we
term deviltry in other peoples
children is merely harmless mischief
in our own.
In the olden days men put in their
time breaking horses; now many of
them are engaged in getting broke
by car
There is much talk about the yell
low peril but, in these days of rouge
and lipsticks, we believe they have
the colors twisted.
Things are evened up. The man
who goes to church for appearance
sake will never get to heaven on
ticket of that description.
Another New York bootlegger is
in the tolls of the law. This one
was nabbed for neglecting to make
out his income tax report.
Judging from newspaper reports,
the Shepherd trial is living up to its
name At least there appear to be
many crooks in evidence.
You may have had a run of hard
luck, but don't get discouraged. Just
compare your lot with that of the
men who put their money into NAH
jong factories.
If most men would put in the time
they spend in envying the other fell
low his soft snap, at their given
avoeation, they would change classes
in very short period Of time.
There's something wrong when
fellow will kick on paying ten cents
a quart for good milk and then 90 out
and cheerfully pay ten dollars for a
gallon Of rot-gut hootch
Lots of farmers pay more atten-
tion to raising pure bred hogs than
they do to raising well bred children
And many town men see that the
pedigreed pup is locked up at night
while the children roam where
they will
A flapper writing to the letter de-
partment Of a big daily makes the as
sertion that kissing is a lost art.
We don't care to argue the question
with her but if she'll call on your
uncle he feels satisfied that he can
| fully convince her that she is agree
ably mistaken.
Two colored ladies We're discussing
the question Of matrimony One
of the brunettes remarked: when
ah gifts man Ise gwine git me one
dat doan' hav' no bad habits" Liza,
answered the other, "yo all may
think yo am speakin' de troof but
de man 70 Graves amt done born
yet, an his nanny died jus before
de flood 20
If your trade is getting slack
Advertise;
That's the way to win it back
Advertise
Do not sit around and growl.
DO not tear your hair and howl;
Make a hit and not a foul
Advertise
We have heard 81 a number of va /
rieties Of absent minded folks but the .
one they tell on a college professor. 7
not a thousand miles from here, is (
entitled to the major prize The I
other evening his young wife said to (
him "Dearie. do YOU know that il is (
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