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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-28
CITY ApYERrrsEmENr
DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC woRKs
OFFICE OF THE BOARD

Ott1CE Ot The BOARD
ro - md I9n1SdniaHspolis Ind Jan. 20. 1925.
pue Tk ssG 81 Ebss CITY By 81 the sHsEs e
Indiana. that II is desired and deemed nee
essary to make the following described
snapos as b hge the hey fo 9n a9
numbered Improvement resolutions, adopt-
ed by SAD board on the 10th day Of jan
Jan. II. 1926.
WALNUT STREET,
From east property Inns. of Healing Ave-
10 west property line Of Sherman Drive.
M BY grazing and paving the roadway with
Wooden Block. Asphalt, Asphalt Concrete
foundation from curb line to CURB line 70
uniform width of so feet: grading and
paving the wings of the intersecting a.
ieys in a similar manner and to the widths
of 4x1S-dnch Strafified Limestone Mar
ginal Stone: and resetting / manhols top
Also extending all water. gas. sewer and
other private service connections to prop
erty line. where not already in.
AN to be as shown on plan and -
Ali work done in the making of said
oescriiled pubilc lmprogenents shall be IN
seeco 9 WIN the terms and conditions
bered. adopted by the Board Of Public
Works on tho above named day. and the
seen in the office of said Board of Fublio
Works of the City of Indianapolis Mm
The said Board Of Public Works
nxed htonday. FEB. y 1925; P, NH
place for the public consideration OF the
proposed Improvement at which tfme said
Board OF Public Works will hear all per
sons interested. or whose property is liza
BILE to be assessed for said Improvement
and viii determine whether the benefits
to the property liable to be assessed for
such improvement and the benefits to the
City OF indianapolis Will equal the esti-
mated cost thereof.
By order of the Board of Public Works
CHARLES E. COFFIN
W. II. FREEMAN
NJ J. SPENCER
apolis.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-28
CITY ADVERTISEMENT
DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS
OFFICE OF THE BOARD

OFFICE OF THE BOARD
TO wH6 bRfiP II SaR d y6S EiR 60 1926
Notice is hereby. given by the Board OF
Public Works Of the City Of InddianaapOlis
necessary to make the following descrfbed
public improvements in the City OF Indian
Numbered nDnS Improvement Improvement n Resolution adopt
ed by said Board on the 18th day of Jan
Jan; II. 1925.
FIRST ALLEY WEST OF KoEHNE ST
From north property line of Eighteenth
To south property line of Nineteenth st
sc1 eRa GonePste 'e or B Bs T ad
on q 6-inch gravel concrete foundation; OF
erste aid in on Rin
base: from inches of property-line to 6
inches OF property line to uniform Width
inch Stratified Limestone Marginal Stone
or 4 x2x2ineh Standard Steel Paving
It Of 4x1s pi Stranded HL limestone o1 Mar
g1nal Stone as shown on plan.
Also extending al water. gas, sewer and
erty line. where not already in.
All to be- as shown on plan and as speci-
All work done in the making of said
described PUBLIC improvements shall be in
accordance with the terms and conditions
bered, adopted by the Board of Public
Works on the above named day, and the
detailed drawings. plans, proflles and SpAqi-
hcations which are on file and may be
seen. in the Office of said Board of Public
Works of the City Of indianapolis.
The said Board Of Public Works has
its office in said City as. the time and
place for the public consideration of the
proposed Improvement. at which time said
Board of Public Works win hear all per
sons interested or whose property is LA
and will determine whether the benefits to
the property liable to be assessed for
such Improvement and the benefits to the
City of Indianapolis will equal the esh-
mated cost thereof
By order of the Board Of Public Works.
4 CHARLES E.. COFFIN
W. II. FREEMAN
M j. SPENCER
Board, OF Public Works. City Of Indian
II 81 and % 1oos
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-28
Improvement Resolution No. i2250.
NORTH STREET.


From east, property line of first alley
west Of Healing Avenue.
To west property line OF Sherman Drive.
By grading and paving the roadway
with Wooden Block. Asphalt. Asphaltic-
6-inch gravel concrete foundation from
curb line to curb line to a uniform width
OF 30 feet: grading and paving the
wings of the interesting street and alley
in a similar manner and to the widths as
shown on plan: providing 40 lineal feet
of 4x1S-inch Stratified Limestone Marginal
Stone: and resetting manhole tops to
Also extending all water, gas, sewer and
other private service connections to prop
erty line. where not already in.
All to be as shown on plan and az
specified.
All work done in the making of said
described public improvements shall be in
accordance with the terms and conditions
of the Improvement Resolutions. as num-
bered adopted by the Board of Public
Works on the above named day. and the
detailed drawings, plans. profiies and speci-
fications which are on file and may be
seen in the office of said Board Of Public
Works of the City of Indianapolis.
The said Board of Public Works has
fixed Monday. Feb. 8. 1925, 2 D. m, at
its Office in said city as the time and place
for the public consideration of the pro-
posed Improvement at which time, said
Board of Public Works will hear all per-
sons interested. or whose property is LA
bic to be assessed for said Improvement.
and will determine whether the benefits to
the property liable to be assessed for such
Improvement and the benefits to the City
OF indianapolis, viii equal the estimated
By order of the Board of Public Works.
CHARLES E. COFFIN,
W. n. FREEMAN,
NJ. J. SPENCER,
Board Of Public Works. City Of Indian
dpGi4o.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-28
CITY ADVERTISEMENT
DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS
OFFICE OF THE BOARD

To wH TnpMSia M gH1 G I'd Jan a. 1925.
Notice is hereby. given by. the. Board OF
Indiana that it is desired and deemed nee,
essary to make the following described
Snspo as 1 by the ad
numbered Improvement resolutions. adopt
ed by said board on the 26th day of Jan
- Jan. %. 1925.
Improvement Rssoiution No; 1920.
GUILFORD AVENUE
properly 0% line SU " 56tR Street south q south
By grading tse roa ds az With
Block. Asphalt. Asphaltic-Co ncfete Or
Brick lis5d t on 6ncs gravel e9nerete
uniform width of 80 feet paving the
wings of the intersecting streets in a sim
plan: providing. so lineal feet of Ak g.
inch Stratified Limestone Marginal Stone;
ana resetIln ssrd 2 manhoe tops to grade
and other. private service connections to
property line. where not already in.
Al 70 DA as SHOWN on plan and as
All work .ione in the making of said
described public improvements shall be
tons of the improvements Resolutions. as
numbered. adopted by the Board of Pub
specifications which are on file and may
Public works Of the City Of Indians GsSa
The said Board of Public Works has
fixed Monday, Feb. 10, 1928, . D. m. at
place for the public consideration Of the
proposed improvement at which time said
Board of Public Works viii hear all per-
sons interested. or whose property is liza
BILE to be assessed for said Improvement
and will determine whether the benefits TO
tn property liable to be assessed for such
improvement and the benefits 10 the CITY
OF Indianapolis win equal the estimated
By order Of the Board OF Public Works
CHARLES Il. COFFIN
WI III. FREEMAN.
M. u SPENCER
Board OF Public Works. City Of Indian
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-28
Bo,lri Of Public works, City Of India
jan jan Ss and FEB. 4. 1925.
Jdn- 90 duQ ECO. =. 1900
CITY ADVERTISEMENT
DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS
nrwrr~r, ar rTTr, 1,Ak1r

Ou II AOE Ut IIiL IOkAtkD
Indianapolis Ind. Jan. 20. 1925.
TO WHOM TT MAY CONCERN:
Public Works Of the City of Indianapolis.
Indiana. that on the 10th day of January.
1928. they approved an assessment roll
showing the prima facie assessments for
the following described public improve
nent. as authorized by the Improvement
Resolution named:
Local Sewer Improvement Resolution
Oct. z. 1924.
Resolved BY the board Of Public Works
OF the City OF Indianapolis state Of In
diana That the, construction OF ys3ca
sewer Intended and adapted only for local
use by the property Holders whose props
erfy abuls Thereon, and not Intended or
adapted 4ns NecezF1ng eeSaEu Rom cole
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-28

Board of Public Works. City Of Indian
Ip0lisS; and % 1ook
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-28
ROOMS FOR RENT
a-Light Housekeeping

a-Light Housekeeping
THE desire to rent rooms already. exists
through this classification If you have
the kind of rooms they want 1t is only
vertiseme mt Tell h' them about your rooms
with an ad in this classification. Phone
BOARD and Rooms
COLLEGE. 2355 large. modern room;
home privileges. Randolph 3541
WASHINGTON, E. 1924; room with
boar5. 2 gentlemen or couple; home
privileges. Lincoln $500.
WANTED-Ten ladies or gentlemen for
morning. and evening meals: So per
week. Riley 1863.
FIRST-CLASS room and board in private
modern home: gents: pfd. Dr. S334-M. :
10 RENTALS
r~~~~~.~~~-s~.~~~c>-~~ >~-~.r-N~~.e.>e.~~
a-HOuses
ARSENAL Ave. $3.50. N; Groom cottage.
electric lights. Web. 544O.
BROADWAY. 1915: strictly modern. upper,
rooms. hardwood floors. Ken. 4447.
CARRoLLToN. 5341; south half broom
modern double; garage. Humboldt 2062.
CENTRAL Ave. 3IO4: 6 rms mod $50 90
61S z: Oath St: rms. mod, $50;
go !. 24 afa' rms. mod, $40: 80.
1o4S wv ". a sist; I rms. mod; gar. IS
141s Naomi; rooms; electric 90 40
lights gas, F6 aoii eolored 'o.OO
1891 Sol Arsenal nm, mod except f6rnacs
Frank S. Clark & Co.
226 E. Ohio St. MA. 1917.
HAMILTON. 407 n; Groom modern dou-
BILE Irv. 2004-W.
HIAWATHA. 203. near W. New York;
large S-room house: will rent or sell
Peoples Bank Bldg. Randolph 1903.
ILLINOIS. N. 3725: Groom modern dou-
bic; good cond. gar: 500. Har. 3O92
KEYSTONE, S.. 255: rooms: furnace.
electricity. gas. garage: $50. Lin. 1874.
KE gss sSus 2 sHs t @s 5fS4 hsh'
KEYSTONE Ave. 2O53: 4-room double:
shades. screens. indoor toilet; garage;
SO Webster 1888:
LTNCOLN St, s43; half of double. Drexel
MILLER. I729-3I: 4 rms. semi-mod. !;
$3.50 513 Lemcke. Lin. 7536-37.
STUART. 2747: 5 rooms finished floors
Iinoleum and shades furnished: rent:
S25. Call Irvington 225O-J.
TALBoTT. n; 1929; south half groom
18th, W. 439: Groom modern bungalow
$40. Call Harrison O975.
A r ZATNFY- REAL ESTATE. FIRE IN
SURANCE. RENTALS. los N. DELLA.
Ii. 500.
COBB REALTY CO. RENTS-INSUR-
ANCE-REAL ESTATE. Main 2216.
b-Houses, Flats Furnished
LADY or couple to share broom fur
~ nish sd, apartment G. ;. preferred
SHARE l-rm. apt. with employed girl.
Main 2440 Miss Stultz. 5 to 6.
departments
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-28

THE desire to rent rooms already exists
:, in the mind of the. person looking
the kind of rooms they want 1t is only
natural that they will answer your adj
vertisement Tell them about your rooms
with an ad in this classification. Phone
Main $500.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-01-28
d-BusiDAss Places
DESIRABLE LOCATION
Observation-Disclosures

STOREROOM-1Sx7O freproof. suitab
for any business; $50. 214S Northwestern
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-11
The Living Room

Handsome velour living room suite
Of three massive pieces; mahogany
davenport table and mahogany end
table; silk shade table lamp; luxuri-
ous polychrome silk shade floor lamp;
ottoman foot stool; and rich velvet
rug, size S-3x10-6.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-11
The
Reception Hall

A magnificent mahogany con.
sole table, polychrome mirror,
luxurious reception chair with
tapestry seat, and a pair of
mahogany candlesticks.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-11
The Dining Room

A wonderful dining room suite Of
American walnut nine handsome
pieces, comprising 60 in. Queen Anne
Buffet, oblong extension table, enclosed
serving table and 6 straight chairs with
leather or tapestry seats. And beau.
tiful 9x12 Tapestry rug.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-11
Four Rooms
OUTFIT NO. 3
$399

THE LIVING ROOM
3-Piece Velour Suite, Mahogany Davenport
Table, Silk Shade Table Lamp 9x12 Tapestry
Rug.
THE DINING ROOM
Buffet, Oblong Extension Table, Host s Chair
and Five Side Chairs in American Walnut,
9x12 Tapestry Rug.
THE BEDROOM
Bow-end Bed Dresser, Chiforete, Vanity,
Dresser, Spring Mattress, Bench and Chair, 2
Velvet Rugs, size 27x54 in.
THE KITCHEN
S-Burner Gas Range, Porcelain Top Table, 2
Kitchen Chairs, 9z12 Neponset Rug ..5
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-11

Included are a 4-Burner Gas
Range, White Porcelain-Top
Kitchen Table, 2 White En-
ameled kitchen chairs, white
enamel side icer refrigerator
and a Neponset Rug, 9x12, A
splendid kitchen arrangement.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-11
The Bedroom

An exquisite Apiece bedroom suite including
large dresser chifforette, bow,end bed and a
full-szed vanity. Bow-end steel spring and
combination felt mattress, also vanity case
bench and bedroom rocker, besides 2 velvet
rugs, each size 27x54 inches
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1925-11-11
There Is A Difference In The Character of Credit
Service You Will Find at Plaut's--

y no them
qG eyo can tuy funhueof finest
less tina
m i unmua nIeust nation brus bsjntruI
The Washington times., 1925-04-04
BONEHEADERS

Say, Elmer, how'd va like to he
one of 'em filters an speed along
the sky with no cop around to
stop va from steppin' on the
gas?
How'd / like to be a flier,
Charlie? Are va askin' me-?
What's the idea? Are va kiddin'
me or springin' a gag, or sumpin?
Why don't va ask me how I'd
like to jump often a fifty-story
buiIdin' with nothin' but an UNI
brella fastened in my mitt?
Nav, Elmer, I amt kiddin' va.
Jest see what q fine life them
birds live; flynn here an there
an elsewhere; SEEM everythin'
an gettin' all that good fresh air
an the glad hand everywhere
they goes.
Lay off, Charlie. IA call that
q fine life-up there where va
can't git hoof onto the ground,
an where yer likely to fail a
coupla miles il va git a blowout
or sumpin? Seem the world
amt such-a,much. I kin loox
inta a Biography any old time I
like. An / kin git all the fresh
air ] want shutting along on
my two dogs on the asphalt OF
this well known burg.
Aw, Elmer, va amt got no
romance an no spirit OF ad-
venture into yai
Nav, Charlie, an I woulln':
have none If l stepped out of one
Of them airyplanes, neither.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04
SOME THINK

That the wind whistles because
it's cold.
That the Civil Service is COM
posed Of head walters.
That a tenderfoot is a person
with corns.
That a woman with a double
chin is two-faced.
That a Sorcerer makes saucerS.
That a basketball coach is the
train car the team rides in. -
That taxidermist makes taxi
meters.
That a fashion plate is the
latest thing in table china.
That Monte Carlo is a famous
millionaire.
That a golf. bail is a dance at
tended by golf players.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04
PLEASANT
DREAMS
By JOHN p. MEDBURY.

TIME latest problem that host
and hostess have to put up
with is the guest who wants to
lie down after he's eaten a big
meal. He say5 "Grace" before
the dinner and 'sNow I lay me
down to Sleep afterwards.
The company doesn't care II
your biscuits are hard as long as
your beds are soft.
One hostess always served oys-
tiers with alarm clocks in them
instead of pearls.
She served black coffee in place
of soup SO that her guests couiG
keep awake for the salad.
If necessary. the company can
lie down after the elltree and take
the dessert to bed with them.
If the dessert happens to be ICE
cream you can serve 1t in not
water bags.
Sleeping right after a meal is be-
coming so popular, it looks like
pajasna coat will soon be the
proper dinner jacket.
IT won't be long before men
viii be wearing ntght shirts an
stead Of tuxedos.
The guests win tuck blankets un-
der their chins instead of nap
kins.
Can you imagine the host going
around to the different bed rooms
and waking the company up
when it's time for them to go
home?
II the host didn't do this, nine
out OF ten guests would sleep
right through breakfast.
One New York couple by the
name OF Dwyer always make their
company register before they lie
down.
And IL the guests sleep until
morning. the Dryers charge them
for room rent.
People who visit Mr.. and Mrs.
Dryers residence go there on the
American plan.
The dinner is free. All they ex-
pect you to pay, for is your sleep
ing.
A man with insomnia can visit
them and it win cost him nothing.
II you stay after. HAS p. N.
Mr.. Dwyer brings you two Dian
kets and comforter, and asks
you for nine dollars. He calls
this q cover charge.
However, he encourages guests
70 save money by going home
early.
Friendship is a wonderful thing.
You can eat all the meals YOU
want with host and hostess, but
there's such q thing as oversleep-
ing your welcome.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04
INVISIBLE ADS

One dozen golf holes for SALE
Made to fit any golf ball. Guar.
anteed to improve your score.
Each hole can be droppSG on
course wherever needed. 50
The Ho Ho Mausoleum Company
invites you to reserve a place in
its jolly mausoleum. Ten days
free trial.
Help wanted. Telephone oper.
ator who can't speak English.
Only gum chewing applicants neel
apply. Bring along all the wrong
numbers you know for reference
purposes.
For immediate sale at a very
reasonable price. A cloak room
in the South Sea Isles. =
The Washington times., 1925-04-04
THE WORLD
WE LIVE IN
By Dave Sentner.

e
A WIFE win tie strings around
"A her husbands finger so he
won't forget to mail d letter.,
and then forget to give MIN tse
letter.
A master plumber won't con-
descend to fix anything less than
a master leak.
The only person who can speak
with authority to q woman is q
waistline supervisor.
Nothing can cause more trouble
than for woman to try to get
romantic while her husband ISL
trying to get Havana. a.
Why not issue an instruction
sheet for radio announcers: 0)
Tune up and tone down, (2) standA
by and on your dignity, and (3J
quit your quipping.
Explained.
Visitor-What gives this town
such a dead look? 80
Native-It was laid out by an
undertaken.
Which gets the mantle girl
who can make speeches or the
one who can make sandwiches?
When a pianist disappoints her
audience, it does not follow that {
her audience was disappointed.
Thomas Edison is going to have
an e1ghteen-story monument on 3.
Fifth avenue, but so far no plans
have been announced for making
over Grants tomb into nom
housekeeping apartments. :
Synopsis OF the plot for an
oyster allegory: The moon is q
crescent Of lemon. A bivalvek
swings slowly open on its hinges
A typhoid germ beckons. An
aepicure is seen passing through !,
the Pearly Gate.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04
GOLD BRICKS

A Congressman with asthma.
A press agent for a pickpocket.@
The landlord for Jail. 4447
The average bridge party prizess
People who add up figures out /,
loud. !.
The chap who bets on both /.
teams so he can't lose.
A hot.water bag in the ice box.
The official dentist for the king
Of the cannibals. 5'
A horse doctor in garage and 4
a snail on q coal chute. .
The girl who watts you a good
night kiss from her finger tips.
The man who has never ridden
before who rides horse that has
never been ridden.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04
RADIO HITS

Hints for Somnambulists: IL
you must walk in your sleep'
wear your trousers so that your
wife won't be able to run through
the rockets while you are gone.
Educational travelogue, descrlo-
ing the wonderful bird cake IN
the Canary Islands by Professor
Parrot and assistants.
Discussion of the law of CRAWL
ty: Always keep a straight face
while the wife is lecturing you
for staying out late. 80
Exit march: Father made a
wonderful Santa Claus until he
stepped on a tack in the. dining
ROOM" yr
The Washington times., 1925-04-04
COUNT T E N
B Or E.

Using the carpet for plotting
paper.
Asking the office boy to dust
out the inside OF the safe each
morning.
Going hunting with far
sighted chap who has never shot
q gun In his life.
Setting your hen on your hus-
bands golf balls.
Putting a bucket under a leak
In the gas pipe.
Giving your girls father a pair
Of spiked boots for a New Year
present.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04
F A M lily
CHI ATT e r

at grieves me to punish you
this way, Tommy. but / am doing
it so that next time you are.
tempted to be naughty youth re,
member" !.
John, will you please get up
and go downstairs? I'm sure i
heard burglars in the dining
room. know they're after the
silver
"On your way to the office this
morning, be sure to drop in the
plumbers and tell him to come
up here and fix this sink at once
If not sooner"
The Washington times., 1925-04-04
.CRACKLINGS

We advise the following to be
posted on every u. S. mail box:
"Stop, Look, Listen! Have you
thought how that letter is going
10 sound read aloud by a breach
of promise lawyer?"
A pIutocrat is a person whose
car has ten more horse power
than your own.
The question now is not Shat
] make him a good wife?" but
"Can make good husband out
of .him?n -
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

(After seeing the bill for our
wife's new winter coat That
we'd lived in the days Of Adam
and Eve.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

That we were an owl so that
we could feel happy in our dark
apartment.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04
WEWISH

That husbands would use as
Snuch strength sweeping the din
ing room rug as they do knock
ing a golf ball around.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

And il the guests sleep until
morning. the Dryers charge them
for room rent.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

one New York couple by the
name OF Dwyer always make their
company register before they lie
down.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

IL the host didn't do this, nine
out OF ten guests would sleep
r5ght through breakfast.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

People who visit Mr.. and Mrs.
Dryers residence go there on the
American plan.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

Can you imagine the host going
around to the different bed rooms
and waking the company up
when it's time for them to go
home?
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

The only person who can speak
with authority to a woman is q
waistline supervisor.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

A master plumber won't con-
descend to fix anything less than
a master leak.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

The dinner is free. All they ex-
pect you to pay for is your sleep
ing
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

The guests win tuck blankets un-
der their chins instead of nap
kins.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

sleeping right after. a meal is be-
coming so popular, it looks like o
pajana coat viii soon be the
proper dinner jacket.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

A man with insomnia can visit
them and it win cost him nothing.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

II you stay after. HAS p. m.
Mr.. Dwyer brings you two Dian
kets and a comforter, and asks
you for nine dollars. He calls
this q cover charge.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

However, he encourages guests
TO save money by going home
early.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

If the dessert happens to be ice
cream you can serve it in not
water bags.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

A WIFE will tie strings around
"A her husbands finger so he
won't forget to mail d letter.
and then forget to give MIN Lhe
letter.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

1t won't be long before men
win be wearing night shirts IN
stead OF t1xedos.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

Friendship is a wonderful thing.
You can eat all the meals YOU
want with a host and hostess, but
there's such q thing as oversleep-
ing your welcome.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

When a pianist disappoints her
audience, it does not follow that,
her audience was disappointed.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

If necessary, the company can
lie down after the entree and take
the dessert to bed with. them.
The Washington times., 1925-04-04

Which gets the mantle girl
who can make speeches or the
one who can make sandwiches?