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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-22
SAVE BUILDING
Seeks Repair OF Forestry
Structure on Campus

Declaring that the Forestry build
ing on the University grounds Is
ono OF the states pcs, advertise
ments Of a leading product. Repre-
sentative Robert A. Triple OF King
county says he viii Introduce hill
in the next session OF the legisla-
turc providing that the state put
tho building In good repair and ar
range for tho care OF IL IN the tu-
turc.
AN the tourists that 20 on the
University grounds show interest Ia
tho Forestry building" he says AS
IL now stands Il Is not a very good
advertisement for our timber and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-22

on Creative halssWsnship," from the
Italian room ~ Tie Olympic Hotel.
si3o-iO r. ",
kJit-D Afnhbfs sft8eRtfa presented IS
tb1 Puget Hound Savings Loan Ahso-
citation. This program National I'm
hlrm tHaHinYt. ThourAud aud one
Nights fRtThussJs HsfsHads tErnb. Sam
son ana Dsiilah 'kAiht- Hdsus1. violin
solos. tishssfrud tkrelslrfJ. Meditation
froDfn That's tHhssTHsti. AiEnonetts
lFrimb You're IN Love fFftmiJ cello
rui0. AiEr9h iThamRsl. Aiiah'n Holiday
'ffimp. Dance ~ Tho Hours tp0n.
rhicuil,
1911 y. NJ,
kfoA-H snd concert from the station
studio ~ the Pasadona Fire Depart.
lusnt band
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-22
nTIIrn nIAIInNs

hoA t1rsl, Denver $50. dlnntr con.
cert, 6fso. coneett, silent Night
kGo tadD, oaksBd- g. dinner con.
cert. q news etc. A. selections non,
comic opera 'ilobin Hood. sg0. Radio
trsaErs.
XII NaO, los Angeles ~. favoriis
ald tins numbers ~ an 0foass,fA. ! ana
D. musical programs. 10, Packard ballad
Hour,
kro Nfsl. Han Ifhneisco-S.lo and
q orrhsatfasl 4. program. direction ~
MAY Hrhsah. soprano. ?. operate music.
90 orchestra
kNN tasD, Holiy rnoi -. ofshssfrs
u. feature pregnant 10. movie uiEbt and
urrhraira-
ntCo hIel, Twin cities -tg0 20 2.
program ~ remote control from wEAF
tNSs York;
Mok tsiD. chiesro-a 60 II. vocal
and instrumsntai music.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-22
OTHER srAIiOSs

kOA tsaf), Drnysf=s.so. dinner con,
cert Gao book 81 knowledge. O. ssisn'
uur football. 4sl0. KOA players IN
three srt romsdyt "iulmats Strangers"
No.. dance program
knO 500. Oakland %. concert, T.
n1Nf, etc hiicut
KrJiI tgssj, PoTtlaHd-s. plano re-
dtai
Nh uS5j, ms Angeles Nick Har.
rs. detective. author and lecturer. Tao
soprano colo. gi10. WAY Watts and hiu
uksisls. D. string quartet and other
music. ,. program. 10. dance orchestra
kfO tifsl, HAu Franrisgo $50, Or.
fhsHra. 2. dance music. 3. studi1 pro,
gram 3 ana 40. dance Music.
ksN fas7j. Hollywood -, concert or,
ehsstra e. ,. programs. 10 dance or
furaffHs
kfAL '1isl, Pullman 40 % ?, vocal
selections talks and book rtFisga
MCCO Ni5l, Twin cities program
from WEAT. Nsw York 3. dance music.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-22
A Laxative The Old Can Rely On
Let Them Take DR. Caldwes Syrup Pepsin for consti-
patton. Mild and Gentle Never Loses
It's Good Effect

ELDERLY people know how much
II more difficult Il is each ypar as
they get older to avoid the IN effects
otehronic constipation. The stomach
and bowel muscles relax as age adj
yAnees, and as YOU arc naturally less
active, in time they work only
by stimulation, You try dieting
and eSercise, and then take mcdi-
cine.
All medicines, however, arc not
suited 10 elderly people any more
than 10 children, SO yea will be glad
10 know Of a particular medicine that
acts As near 10 nature as has yet been
found. IL is prescription written
thirty odd years ago by DR.. W. h.
Caldwell aud used most successfully
In his practice. II Is known today as
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pcpsin and you
can buy Il under that name al any
drug store. A dSly-oent bottle will
last an average family many months.
and all can use Il.
DR.. CAldwells Syrup Pcpsin isa
combination d simple laxative herbs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-22

lumber industry. but II can be put
in proper condition and kept that
way at a small eNponsr think u
il tho states jon to do Il. since our
forests arc among our leading re-
sources"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-22

with pepsin. II acts mildly. gently
and without gripping, II 20 trains thu
stomach and bowel muscles that Ia
time medicine Of al kinds can be dis.
pensed with. When people learn Of
DR.. Caldwcll's Syrup Pcpsin and SEQ
how wonderfully /, acts they realize
how unnecessary Il Is 20 use drastic
salt waters, pills and powders, for
these do but temporary good and arc
weakening 10 most constitutions. DR..
CAldWoll's Syrup Pcpsin. on tho con-
trary, Is 20 natural and safe % con-
tAins no narcotic or strong drugs)
that generations Of mothers hayo
given Il TO their babies.
Take = spoonful the next time you
feel any distress Of the stomach, liver
or bowels, II you arc eonstipatod,
have headache, cold or fever, u you
arc bilious, dyspcptie. tired. II DR..
CAlduell's Syrup rcpsin should ever
fail TO do as claimed, you can have
Your money refunded. More people
use Il than any other laxative in tho
world.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-22
TUESDAY
HOMT sTAIIONs

hTCL taosl -BIt0 weather. 10. news
book rsvisw. 1880, orchestra CHS.
weather police news, dEg0 "uHrlr itATEr
lunlor Radio Tillieums =. hlmonda Kaw
steel 60. program.
kroA tbp =iggl0. Kiwsniu lunch. 4.
liafmann'a ofehssira. O. olympic ofehss
un e'b. Rhodes program. sia0. dance
music
kJh fssD -io.ie. musical program
and talk on sySs, 4. markets. 1915, or.
Esn recital, = home helps gi6. pfoduos
report 9. thsatrra baseball weather.
sraH. bnmskfs otrhrstfa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-22
S2sEFhe Radio Star
f:5Holr%Rour nr.Ar TodaN@
WEDNESDAY

kIoA nsD Is 30. ii0tary luncheon
T. iiofmaun's orchestra. g. olympic hos
tri orchestra dltl. HopprrsKriiy studio
pfoGfami B. silent IN victor program
from kgu D. organ recital. 10. dance
orchestra
kJH t1sD -. markets iiE, organ
recital :. home hulps 2Iit. produce r.
port. q. thFAtsrs. baseball weather. z,
ssars Hosbusk program $40. studio
program
kTcL ts0sl-grso. weather. markets
10. physical stsrcisrs l0it. news.
books dtit. weather. news. Gao. Junior
Radio TiiiieunH silent night
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-22
$29,7OO,OOO
Government of the Argentine Nation
EXTERNAL SINKING FUND 6% GOLD BONDS
ISSUE OF OCTOBER /, 1925
Interest Payable Aprl ard october /

IN Of cumulative sinking fund
bonds Of This issue al not later j.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-22
HUDSON TRIAL DECEMBER 1

Lloyd l., Hudson. sailor from the
hattleship Arizona. who n held ON
charges OF first degree murder, viii
be tried before Federal Judge Jcre
miah Netcrer December 1.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-09-22
COMIC OPERA is
KGO FEATURE
"Trip Around the World OF
Music Planned at KJR

ono OF the features or tonlghta
broadcast program II The comic
opera. robin Hood" which is 10
he given over station KGO al s.
The musical score VIII be presented
by seven solo singers and an or.
chcstra developed for hroadraatinK
Cart Anderson win direct tho pro,
duction
Nick Harris. famous author Of
detective stories. N on the air from
XII again Wednesday 70 is Way
Watts, ukulclc artist. with uud
Hoff. eccentric whistler Tho Ven,
turn refining 60. presented their
regular weekly program al s. fea,
turing a number OF radio fayorltea,
kFoA will be silent from 8 10
. Wednesday night 60 allow local
fans 60 listen uninterrupted 90 tho
broadcast Of Victor artists from
station kGO az Oakland ThH ia
the first Pacific Coast broadcast or
famous musicians, and viii feature
Marcel Journet Tiia sblpo. Joseph
raniernaek and Madame sohumBnu.
ilcink
~ trip around the world" con.
alsilus OF novelty numbern from all
nations. viii be featured over KJH
Wednesday nisht when Gears. Roe.
buck 8 60. presents Sri Engman.
yioliuat. Adele Walker. sopmno.
and Ruth wohlEamuih. pianist. in
return engagement
Intimate Stranger" three act
comedy presented by the KoN play.
ers. Is ting headline attraction over
that station "wednesday The lead.
ing parts viii 10 taken by Iris Ruth
ravey and WIN 4. Morgan. Music
between acts will he furnished by
tho kOA orchestra.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17
BUENOS AIRES FACES
PROBLEM IN TRAFFIC
Motor Bus Lines Fail to Relieve
Rail Congestion and Block
City's Streets.

Cores pondenee OF the Associated Press.
BUENOS AIRES, April 21.-The city
authorities of Buenos Aires, whose pop
ulation is approaching the 100000
mark, are faced with a transportation
and traffic problem that is ever grow.
ing more serious. The city possesses
over $50 miles of surface and subway
lines, the former carrying 500 900 900
passengers annually and the subway
$4,000, 900, but these are insufficient Ia
handle the daily passenger movement
without overcrowding, delay and con.
gestion.
Additional subways linking up dis
family separated railway terminals
necessary solution of the problem,
transportation authorities say, but al.
though the company operating the
present subway presented PROPOSE
ton TO the city some three years ago
to construct a new one, inability TO
agree on terms has so far prevented
its being started.
Many motor busses have been in OPP
GRAFTON during the last year, but have
eased the transportation facilities of
the city only to a slight extent. In
deed, traffic congestion is increased
largely by their use, together with the
increasing numbers of automobiles.
Streets in the business section of the
city are restricted to one-way traffic.
but even so vehicles in them move at
a SnaiIs pace during the busy hours.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17
= MEDITERRANEAN

BY specially Chartered new s 8
''Transylvania, III, 900 tons. Featur-
ing, Is days in Egypt and Palestine
Lisbon, Tunis, Spain, etc. 81 days
cruise, $500 to Sl700 including Hotels,
Drives, Guides, Fees, etc.
Originator of Round the World
Cruises. Longest experienced cruise
management. Established 80 years.
FRANK c. CLARK. Time Bldg, kewYork
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17
FLORIDA BANANA
PLANTATIONS.

AM AUTHORIZED BY
LAKE CALOOSA BANANA
CORPORATION OF ST.
PETERSBURG, FLA, TO
SELL A LIMITED NUMBER
OF NURSERY UNITS UPON
VERY RE A S O n A B L L
TERMS, SMALL CASH
PAY NJ Z n T, BALANCE
IN MONTHLY INSTALL
MENTS. HENRY A. BAKER
MEMBER ST. PETERS
BURG REALTY BOARD),
3O5 WOODWARD BUILD
ING, WASHINGTON, D. c.
PHONE MAIN 1888. =
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17
CHICAGO STOCK PRICES.

CHICAGO, May Is Rl.-Armour
preferred, Sc; Fair, 337s; Libby Nc
Neill, rs; Swift & Company, 110$s :
bide, 68A; VAIL, 12A.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17
FLORIDA REAL ESTATE.

STATE ROAD IS NOW BUILDING con-
nects at Altoona with short route to jack
sonville Tampa and the East Coast; Altoona
Jmatila center of Interior prosperity; the
lust starting Free literature. Address Latch
1870. Manazina l-matilla. Fla.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17

COLONIAL BEACH HOTEL NOW OPEN
May 30, 80, 81 and the Summer season.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17

in center of Florida; can be bought 81 800
under market price if you act quick. Call
Columbia 6694-J for particulars.
FOR SALE : SUBSTANTIALLY BUILT
dwelling, nice country home of z rooms and
hall with back building containing cellar and
rooms for servants; has also garage and
other necessary outbuildings orchard. fine
lawn and shade. Sit. on State road in nice
village, with high school, church. bank, TT.
station and electric power plant. A miles
from Washington.
Will sell with one or more acres of land;
price accordingly: 81 900 more; terms
TO suit.
For sale-Almost new bungalow. 10 rooms
and fine cellar: all modern. conYenlences in
Guiding hot-water heat. electric light and
kelvinator; fine orchard, lawn. shade garage
for three cars. servants house and stable;
sit in nice village. with churches high
school. bank. r.r station; convenient to
Washington: price $4,000.
For sale-Farn Of 1855 acres. close to rail
road station. in Prince Georges County; no
buildings: good land and some fine timber;
For sale-Farnn of so acres, in Charles
County. Md. Z mile from State road and
IL miles from Washington; has no buildings
but plenty of good timber; price, $l5 per
If interested i'll any of the above pieces
of property. write or phone H. BADENHOOP.
Brandywine, Nd.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17
AROUND THE WORLD

12S DAYS, $3.50 to $1,000
Including Hotels. Drives, Guides. Fees. etc.
From N. Y. Jan. 20, by specially
chartered Cunard new s Tacoma,
20, 600 tons. Featuring % days Japan
and China including Peking; option
Is days in India; Cairo, Jerusalem,
Athens, ETC., with Europe stop over.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17
OCEAN VIEW. VA.

THE MERRIMAC OPEN FOR GUESTS
t1Sth season. Large modern waterfront
house. Verandas around entire building.
Fresh eggs and Vegetables; reasonable rates.
COLONIAL BEACH. VA.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17

I WANT A HOUSE NEAR CHEVY CHASE
6irG coon, big enough to provide two 8, or
Am not a broker. VIII pay cash for
ries aht place. Address Box 1857. Star
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17

| HAVE $1,000 AND 500 MONTHLY TO
pay Tor detached hous; ami, including
nreplace elect, h.-w.h garage: prefer to
deal direct with owner: west of Georgia ave.
Nhat have you to offer? Phone Adams
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17
SALE OR RENT-HOUSES.

NEAR CAPITOL AND H o. B.. II ROOMS
h.-w.h.. electricity porChes. large yard: good
investment. OWNER. 100 st. Sc.
BOOMING HOUSE. NEAR CAPITOL, $3.50
cash; rent. S15 month. 6-rm. house, Wood
ridge, $3.50 cash; rent, S35 month. Lin
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17

WANTED TO BUY DIRECT FROM OWNER
northwest. good neighborhood: large cash
payment or all cash, if price is right; prompt
action; give particulars. Address Box 1l3U,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17

INVESTOR WANTS TO BUY TWO OR
more houses belonging to an estate; or row
OF houses. which can be purchas at rea-
sonable price for all cash. Address Box
81 1-U. Star office
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17
SUMMER HOME
OUT-OF-TOWN REAL ESTATE.
FIVE ACRES ORANGE AND

NEW JERSEY LOT. BARGAINS CASH
So monthly buys 30 lots near Atlantic City
Price. SI60: only IS each. Vail. 1870 Broad.
way New York 23s
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17
QUICK ACTION.

to 10 room hrick house IN a good NV,
ne. or sc. section: must have possession In
IS days. Call Main 2730 or address mail to
Room 405. Peoples Life Insurance Bldg
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17

HOME. FROM $4,000 TO $4,000, PRE-
fer near z. Cap. ne or Sc. Plenty cash
Write particulars Room POI McGil Bldg.
MUST BUY IMMEDIATELY = PREFER
home near 9th and East Capitol SITS. 6 to
: rooms from $1,000 to $4,000. Have
RIdp
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17

WATER FRONT FOR RENT. ON BEAUTI:
full St Leonards River at the mouth of
Patuxent: S-room house, furnished unfur
nished mile water front, boating, fishing;
the way perfect quiet; the ideal spot for
reeupers alton and rest. For further informa-
ton write to OTTO NJ. DU BRAU. 1921 W.
Ianyale st Baltimore Md
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17

ONE-HALF-NILE SANDY BEACH ON
Chesapeake Bay: 1OO-aCre farm: good State
roads: only $500. Address Box 1S9-U,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17

SEE THE PIONEER REAL ESTATE MAN
of northeast, Chesapeake Beach. Nd; for
rent, for sale. cottages and lots, APPLE
TON CADY. T23 Mass. ave. ne. or at
beach, LIST and Dayton. Telephone Lincoln
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17
SUMNER HOMES.

COTTAGE AT OCEAN CITY. Nj. FOR RENT
furnished. from June ) to Sent Is. $3.50: 0
rooms: near boardwalk. station and churches.
Apply BIS 18th st. ne. Phone y. 94S0.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1925-05-17

bRAHtt hJII GhON L -
in center of Florida: can be bought 81 800
lder market price if you act quick. Call
,lr,ro for
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
Ready for Fungus.

In fighting fungus diseases it is nee
essary to apply what is known as a
fungicide, or. a preparation which will
cover completely all Of the spores on
the affected part of the tree or shrub,
thus preventing any further germina-
ton. In this way the disease is held
in check, that, is to say, provided APP
plication is made frequently enough
during the spring and early summer
months.
Spraying with a fungicide is really
a prevention rather than a cure. Its
application should be begun before
the disease has gone too far; that is
to say, in good many cases it should
be applied before the disease is appar-
ent. If you have fungus disease on
your fruit or vegetables this year you
should spray sufficiently early the fol
lowing spring to avoid a repetition
Of this trouble.
A good rule to go by Is to spray
your fruit trees and vegetables which
are susceptible to fungus diseases
early every spring, at two-week inter
vals until the summer is well advanc-
cd. Following this rule cannot do any
harm and it is a good means Of insur-
ing against these diseases, which may
spring up later IL not attended to in
advance.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
Hardly Complimentary.

At wedding breakfast a nervous
and embarrassed bridegroom was
called upon to respond to the usual
toast
Flushing to the roots Of his hair, he
rose, with some dim idea of impress
'lg the fact that he had not expected
TO have TO make any sort of a speech.
Laying his hand upon the brides
shouldcr. and looking affectionately
Gown upon her he commenced:
Pr er-rhis thing has been freed
upon me Unexpectedly"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
A CLEAN OF SUNSHINE.
How the Misfortune Of His Mothsr-ln-
Law Impressed Him.

}
A San Francisco mother-in-law went
10 the Orient and, coming back, was
caught trying to smugg1e in lot of
choice silks.
She had to pay duty and fine.
Then there was talk of criminal ac-
ton to follow.
Her son-in-law called on the Gus
toms officials. us it possible" he ask
cd in severe tone, that after my
mother-in-law has paid the duty on
the stuff and her fine that you CON
template criminal action?"
'sWe are considering it," the Gus
toms official replied gravely.
"And If my mother-in-law were to
be convicted, as she probably would
be, she would have to go to jail?"
II think So"
do you mean to tell me you intend
% do this thing to woman--a lady
who has already expiated her fault
and recompensed the Government"
u do; but look here, old chap,
don't take this. too hard. I've got to
do my duty, you know. Don't feel
so badly about it"
"Badly?" shouted the son-in-law.
"Why, my dear sir, this is the first
CLEAN of sunshine that has entered my
home in twenty years. "-rSaturday
Evening Post.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
up To Date

ibid Ben Hur'. come to Swamp
town" asked the drummer, noting the
posters in the hotel lobby.
Eyes, and we laughed it right OF
the boards" replied the proprietor.
We amt such rubes as we look. IN
the big act they had some horses drag
ging automobiles around, realistic
enough so far as that went, but I'll
bet there warnt one of those ma
chimes was younger than the season
of 1906"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
A Discrepancy.

Assistant Editor-There's q Iiax
somewhere among the contributors to
our funny column.
Editor-What makes you think sof
Assistant Editor-The number of
stories related of an Irishman who
just came over is three times the
number that have emigrated from Ire
land into this country in the last
twenty years.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
There Are others.

A big-hearted ISish politician in a
western city had just left theatre
one night when. he was approached
by beggar, who said:
Heaven bless your bright, benevo-
lent face! A little charity. sir, for
poor cripple"
The politician gave the man some
coins, saying:
"And how are you crippled. old
MANI"
Financially, SIR" answered the
beggar, as he made off.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
Renarkable Bow.

Woggs-You seem to be very proud
Of your youngest son. He must be a
very remarkable youth.
Boggs-He is. Judging from the
papers, I think he is the only twelve
year-old boy in the country who
hasn't invented perfect wireless tee
graph, submarine boat, or aeroplane.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
In RaleIuh,s Time,

First EngIishman-The dealers are
afraid this smoking craze viii be
short-lived.
Second Englishman-You speak
rightly, and in sooth the dealers them
selves are killing 1t. Since the Vir-
ginia Trust got hold of the output they
are substituting inferior stuff for the
standard brands that we bought few
years ago.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
Suburban Amenities.

Little Girl-Papa would like to
borrow your lawn mower.
Subbubs-TeH your father I'm sor
ry, but I've made rule never to let
1T go off my premises. But II he'S
like to use it on our own lawn. it's a.
his disposal at any time"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
Immune.

Farmer Grayneck- S'pose you are
goin' to git the automobile fever, Ezry.
like everybody else?
:. Farmer Hornbeak-Nope! I've
been vaccinated in the pocketbook,
and it took.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05

81 give you my word, the next per-
son who interrupts the proceedings, "
said the judge sternly, will be ex,
PEELED from the courtroom and order
ed home"
~Hooray!" cried the prisoner.
Then the Judge pondered.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
On the lob.

Miss Coy lat the garden partly
Let you kiss me? Certainly not! I've
only known you an hour.
Mr.. Hustler Cooking at his watch
Well, then, suppose l come around
in an hour and a quarter?
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
All Prepared.

Mr.. Rimer.-But my dear sir, in the
selection of material for your paper
don't you often think of the poor
poet?
Editor-very often. In fact, it was
in one of those moments that put
that gun and those spiked boots over
there in the corner.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
The science Of Deduction.

"Yo' isn't never stopped at. de
Palace Hotel befo'. Is yo'. Boss?" in
quired the colored man who was pilot
ing a just-arrived traveller from the
railway station to the hosiery.
"No. But what makes you so
sure of it?"
'Dh-kase yo' gwine dar now, sab" "
Puck.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
Ne Remembered Il.

Nervous Old Lady-Have you felt
slippers?
New Shoe Clerk (blushing) Well
er-not since was boy. ma'am.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
Then There was Halr-PuIIing.

at have riddle for you," said a
frivolous girl to friend. "If ten
men proposed to me, what would that
be?"
"What?"
"a tender"
every likely. And If one proposed
to you it would be wonder"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
Nature.

Lottie- Do you have fine sunsets at
your country place?
Hattie-Oh, glorious! Last night
there was a regular Tiffany settingi
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
Metanic.

Miss didn't know that Miss Flash
was a college graduate. did you?
Miss Blunt-Too be sure, did. She
Is one of the aluminium OF Vassar.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05

Hoax-out in Arizona he is known
as bad man.
Joax-Is that so2 Did he ever kill
any one?
Hoax yes.
Joax-What make oe car does he
dxtyef ~
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05

at beats me-" said the horse which
had been heavily handicapped, "how
my jockey could have become so fat in
a couple of days."
The Monmouth inquirer., 1925-02-05
a coon DEFINITION.
This Little Girl Knew All Abous
Skelltno+ona

skeIIInstons.
Wilton Lackaye. starring in 1.-THE
Battle" has a strong penchant for
girls-small ones especially, because.
as he explains, they afford him "a
bushel of amusement week"
MY newest fame" he said, will
make a great authoFess some day.
rather fancy, in fact, shen write die
tionary. Recently l heard her grave
ly discussing 'skellingtoDs with an
other child.
'Skellingtons,' scoffed. what do
you know about skeletons?
"A skellington,' she exclaimed
patiently, "is a man with his insides
out and his outsides off,"