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The Coconino sun., 1925-02-20
If HE DARES SAY 'TOODLE-
OO' OR 'CHEERT-O' WHEN
HE GETS BACK, GOOD NIGHT
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clocks on board Aside from the other
ing of time backward in it's flight, the
captain blows the whistle at noon and
what he says goes and it is absolutely
useless to argue with him, he is that
set in his ways.
It is possible that some normal
school professor can explain this Pc
culiar affair better than | can, that's
why | am merely pointing it out in a
casual way Another explanation given
by one of our very large family of
stewards, is that we are chasing the
sun around the globe and only catch
up about 80 minutes per "a hours.
Sometimes we only gain 26 or 28 min
utes, owing to how well our engineer
was working that day
The engineer told me today that he
was burning up some 200 tons Of oil
per "a hours en- this trip. We are
making about $40 miles a day, so If
you are interested in knowing just
what our old flivver is doing per gall
lon, all you have to do is to div de one
into the other, finding out how many
barrels of oil there is in a ton and
so on down to the gallon unit. It's
easy, but I'm not interested because
it's not my boat. ! am not certain
just how many knots an hour the en-
gineer is unraveling, but we would
suggest an average Of IS or 20 miles,
though if chased any he can speed up
to about 25 miles by hookin' his spurs
in some.
A feller can get lied to mighty easy
on boat. So many have nothing else
to do but think up stuff to befuddle
their neighbors with, but have learn
ed from one of the janitors and other
notices posted about that one ''knot''-
which is us seafaring mems way of
counting off the footage-is $3.50 feet.
A foot. is arbitrarily set at II inches,
owing to the variety we have oil
board, with no offset for bunions. To
landlubbers, to which fraternity we
used to belong before becoming am
bitous and buying seagoing ticket,
mile is $3.50 feet. This is a correct
measurement for I've not only walkeo
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obtained, is no more. John Smith adj
vertises today as a square business
proposition. He no longer considers
advertising bit of philanthropy, bat
views it strictly upon its merits as the
nloney-mabing proposition, which it is.
He has studied advertising and real
ICES that very small percentage of
his expenditures invested in newspa-
per advertising brings very big per
centage of his receipts. In a word,
the John Smith in the local field has
made the same discovery that the
great advertisers Of the land in the
national field have made-that Moth
ing pays bigger or better returns to
the man who has goods to sell-good
goods-than money judiciously eH-
pended in advertising.
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one, but looked it up in the dictionary
We have dictionary on board Few
use it but me- This may account for
the gradual improvement in my style
Of intellectual attack and some few
new words lugged in now end thel
| can now sayNtyes" in seven different
languages including English and mo
ia four, but Pm not thinking of start
ing a college on that account.
Having made it clear about knots,
oil and gallonage per, we shall now
pass on to other uEinportant things
which will undoubtedly not interest
you but will sorter relieve Us. some.
We have two kinds OF bells on board.
One kind rings and the other kind
proDably used to but don't now /
Shall now explain in my clear, concise
way, without attempting to befog the
issue To commence with, us old sea-
dogs divided up the hull "A hours of
the day into watches OF four hours
each. The first bell is struck at 1890
a. NJ, which is a most unreasonable
hour to ring anything, but it seems
thew keep man up at all hours just
to attend to il. The bells are ding,
dinged up to eight and then start all
over again, except for the first and
second "dog Watches" which only run
up to four bells apiece. The first dog
watch is from 4:30 p. m. to s p. m.
The second dog watch IS from 6:30 p.
m. to s o. M / do not know why it
is arranged that way, but all the help
seem satisfied, so have suggested no
changes or improvements. Ii the dog
don't bother you--don't bother the
dog. That's our motto, and it works
good on a ship You can get away
with lots of things on land that won't
pan out at sea.
The other bellies are largely widows.
Widows largely might express it bet
ter since our cargo is much ballasted
with that variety. One of which, pick
cd from our 1877, will ordinarily choke
q gangway. Being married our time
is divided in a more definite manner,
which needs no explanation.
According to our informant, there
used to be three sides to a ship, which
appeared odd until explained. "Star-
board. larboard and port" sides 1t IS
now reduced to just two, "starboard,
the righthand side looking forward,
and the "port side" the left or thumb
hand side looking forward.
Of course. there are the insides of
ship too, which are very important.
Then the 'weather-side, which is the
side toward the wind, and the ''lee-
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MONEY SPENT
THAT PAYS BIG

local citizen Commenting on the
/ statement that the manufacturer of a
( Well-known commodity had expended
in the past decade something like S24,-
G00,000 for advertising, remarked: !:
And vet he has amassed fortune Of
many millions, a fortune so great that
probably even he does not know its
! extent" -
Certainly he mas. It's another clear
case of cause and effect. The manu-
facturer didn't accumulate his great
fortune in spite of the vast sum he
expended for advertising, but very
1 largely because of it. He educated
the public in the use of his product bv
advertising and since has steadily in
creased his sales by keeping his prod
uct constantly before them.
! And such is the way the majority
of the great fortunes amassed in the
business world have been made. Busi-
ness and many lines of industry today
appreciate the value of advertising as
never before and are making bigger
appropriations for publicity.
! William Wrigley Jr. spends So 500,-
/ 000 a year to tell the public about
/ SHCWiiiB gum.
Ford expends S6,000,0o0 to acceIer-
atee the sale of Lincoln1, Ford cars
and Fordson tractors.
The electric light and power indus
tries of the land expend over $4,000
600 in advertising.
The Campbells pay out $1.500,0G0 to
tell about their soups and canned
vegetables.
The advertising appropriations Of
electric railway companies total over
$2.500000 annually.
/ To keep their tooth paste, powders,
soaps and perfumes before the public
the Colgates pay out yearly S1,185,-
900.
The firm of Proctor & Gamble ex-
/ pend S1,170,000 a year to advertise
their soaps.
Gas companies pay out about 81
000.000, chiefly to educate the pubic
to the necessity for higher rates.
An expenditure Of S1,142,000 was
made last year in advertising the Vic
tor talking machine.
And so the list goes on and OF, all
/ advertising for greater volume of
sales, the volume standing for big
ger net return ct lower scale OF
| prices.
The day when John Smith ran an
advertisement in the home paper to
/ help sustain it and encourage
home enterprise, if such a day ever
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side" which is located away from the
wind. Also there is 'midship," or
waist of the ship, located in the
middle thereof Many Of the passen
gers on board have them, or at least
a pussical place that at one time or
other had been called THAI.
1t is difficult to keep from speaking
English "as is" on this boat AS a
matter of fact one has to listen quite
earnest TO comprehend just what some
of the English officers and stewards
are saying. They execute words quite
differently, kissing them In the mid
die at times and then escalate the
terminal of their remark up to about
the fourteenth floor. We are not
grabbing about it. It's just different
from our English. Massachusetts and
Arkansas don't say Cow" the same
way, either. We just mention it, but
not to complain in the least. All
hope is that my beautiful euphonious
Arizona dialect isn't ruined by this
trip.
/ think it is no more than fair to let
all these foreign countries go along
just as they have been without at
tempting to make any alterations or
corrections in their language, dress OF
general methods of conducting affairs,
which | feel is liberal concession on
my part, and, | hope these foreigners
will appreciate it. Fussing around
that-a-way l am told has produced
wars; so far be it from me TO start
anything like that so far from home,
'Let sleepin' dogs lie"-and lie your
self, il thesexigencies of the occasion
seem to necessitate varigated ver-
sion of the conformation with which
you are abruptly met.
We have a number of brides and
grooms on board, but neither of us
have been taken for either as yet,
though we have hopes. You have
seen them on land, consequently we
can't waste space on them, except just
20 mention how strange it is how
often "May" has bumped into a
Santa Claus" in these conjugual COM
binations. 1t may have been the trip
that caused love at the first sight in
the cruise itinerary or it may have
been the weather we are using which
fooled May into believing there amt
no December Eh Wot?
Tuesday evening Charles BUSHNELL
who is a large manufacturer Of hard
ware goods in Chicago, gave little
dinner party for a few select friends
amongst which was 'us. !" We are
calling each other by our front names
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CARD OF THANKS

To our many kind friends who were
so considerate and helpful during the
illness and following the death of our
beloved husband, father and uncle,
Martin Timothy Piper, we wish to ex-
tend our heartfelt thanks and the
assurance that we are and always
shall be deeply grateful.
MRS. ANNA PIPER
MRS. NINA TH0RNE2,
J. w. PIPER,
ROBERT PIER.
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CARD OF THANKS

To our loving friends both in Flag
staff and Phoenix, whose sympathy
has been so richly shown during the
last illness and following The death of
our beloved husband and father, Alex
ander jackson Diamond, we wish to
convey our deep and lasting gratitude.
Your kindess is the more deeply ap-
preciated in that it betokens your love
and esteem for the one we have lost.
MRS. A. j. DIAMOND,
MRS. EUGENE CAMPBELL
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Frances C. Noice, Plaintiff, vs.. Harold
H. Noice, Defendant. Summons Ne
2073.
In the name of the State Of Ariz ma,
to Harold II. Noice, Defendant, greet
ing:
You are hereby summoned ard re-
qGired to appear in an action brought
against YOU by the above named Plain
tiff in the Superior Court Of the State
of Arizona, in and for the County of
Coconino, and answer the complaint
therein filed with the Clerk Of this
said Court, at Flagstaff, in said Coun-
ty. within 20 days after the service
upon you of this summons Nif served
in this said county, or in all other
cases within 80 days thereafter, the
times above mentioned being exclusive
of the day of service, or judgment by
default viii be taken against you.
Given under my hand and the seal
Of the Superior Court of the State of
Arizona, in and for the County of CO.
conino. this 18th day of February, A.
D., 1925.
TOM l.. REES,
Clerk Of the Superior Court
. on E+
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out with the exhaust. 1t cannot
scratch or wear. Your motor
runs thousands of extra miles
without a sign of carbon if
you use it. Users testify to 1O,-
OOO,-2O,OOO-5 $4,000 miles.
Aristo is perfect lubricant
the product of one of the
largest and best equipped re-
fneries in the world. That is
quality insurance.
Use Aristo regularly if you
want protection, and less car
bon trouble, at a minimum of
cost. You can pay twice as
much for Eastern" and not
get as good an oil.
The Coconino sun., 1925-02-20

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT or THE
STATE OF ARIZONA IN AND
FOR THE COUNTY OF coco.
ETNO.
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That's what you pay each year purely
for brejudice-you who prefer eastern to
western motor oil.
The only difference between the two is
that of price. The western product costs less
for two reasons: First, volume production.
Second, low freight rates.
The Coconino sun., 1925-02-20

Frances C. Noice, Plaintiff, vs.. Harold
H. Noice, Defendant. Summons Ne
The Coconino sun., 1925-02-20

All motor oils have one thing
in common carbon. There
are two kinds Of carbon. All
motor oils deposit one kind or
the other.
One is hard and gritty. 1t
clings and stays. 1t is an abra-
sive. 1t causes wear and loss of
power. 1t requires frequent re-
moval which means lost time
and expense.
Not SO with Aristo Motor
Oil product from the finest
western crude.
The residue from Aristo is
soft and fluffy. Most of it blows
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Remarkable Records
 Made Target Shoots

WASHINGTON, D. C., Mar. 2S.- The navy has been making some re markabIe records in their maneuvers off southern California. Gunnery forces of the U. s. s. Tennessee hit an invisible target at a range of ap- proximately fourteen statute miles. All conditions of battle were stimu- lated in a sea attack, in which elev- en battleships, seven scout cruisers, and anti-aircraft ba
 3S destroyers, an aircraft carries and more than forty airplanes participat- ed off San Pedro. Bombardment with guns placed on eleven ships turned loose twenty rounds of ammu- milton on sleeve targets lowed by airplanes without making single hit. S30 shrapnel shells were fired. Two of them came nearer hitting the planes, than the targets, which they were towing.
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money He knew that Dempsey de- manded so much money that there would be little left for him, but he was willing to gamble on the success of the contest and he felt that the chance for the title was a big re- ward
 Gibbons at that time was su- premely confident that he could beat Dempsey and he is doubly sure now that he can win the champion ship if he gets Dempsey into the ring again. He did not go out for the losers end in Shelby, because he knew for weeks that he wouldn't get a cent. He showed himself also when he turned down a proposition to get out of Shelby and move the fight to a peter spot.
 He could have "sprained ar ankle," injured a hand" or "throwr out a shoulder" and the fight would have been called off. Tex Rickard would have put on the fight in New York and he would have made a pile of dough, but he wouldn't do it
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NEW YORK, Mar 27-Tom Gib- bons may have his claim to the sue cession to the heavyweight cham pionship disputed, but there can be no denial that he is the most willing fighter in the business. His willing ness to do anything asked of him at a time when champions and leading challengers refuse to take any kind of a chance, has given him a unique and a most favorable position in the profession.
 Tt is a pleasure to do business with Tom Gibbons" Tex Rickard said recently He is always fair about purses, he never asks anything but an even break and his word is better than a contract If every boxer was as much of a real sportsman as Gib- bons, the game would never be in any danger.
 Gibbons had slow, hard time de velopfng himself from a brother of the great Mike Gibbons to the out standing challenger in the heavy weight class and one of the best drawing cards in the game He made himself by having a Yes" ready for anything fair.
 It has cost him money, but it has made him one of the most popular boxers that ever pulled on a glove
 When he started his campaign for a return bout with Dempsey he said that he would meet anyone in the heavyweight class to prove his right for another chance at the title.
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Gibbons replied-"All rIgnt, we're ready" and Tunney went out on that golf course and hasn't been heard from since.
 Gibbons has ideals and ideals have small place in the professional ring. His characteristic of the real Tom Gibbons that only his intimate friends know.
 Some time ago, when he was in New York for the Mandeil-Tc1,is fight, he was discussing boxing in general with a number of boxing writers at his hotel.
 Tt was too bad that you got bumped for all that money in ;he Bloomfield fight in London" one of u ose present remarked.
 "Yes," Gibbons replied, Tt wac unfortunate in ont way, because $2o,O00 isn't to be tossed away, but there is something more than money in the boxing business and there is something more than money in life. I think happiness is the big thing to be desired and 1 have never been unhappy I have enough money now to live in comfort and to provide for my wife and boys when I am gone. That to me is the greatest duty of a father. And after all, I guess I got as much money from the London promoters as the fight was worth. ,
 SometnIng to That.
 Among those present was a news paperman, who had just returned from England
 "The reputation you have as a sportsman in London ought to ba worth $25,000 to any man who can spare that much money" he re marked.
 T guess there is something tc that" Gibbons said. "A million dol lars wouldn't make me happy if didn't feel that I got it honorably and honestly"
 If Gibbons had been unwilling tC take chances he would still be hit ting the tank town circuit with pushovers. Although he didn't get cent out of it, his fight with Demp sey at Shelby got him into the big
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Tom Gibbons Most Willing Fighter ln
 Business Ready To Take On Harry Wills

He tried to get a bout with Jack Renault, the Canadian. who was throwing publicity challenges at Dempsey.
 Before you fight Renault, you ought to lick Kid Norfolk" Leo Flynn, Renault's manager, said.
 Norfolk was the stand-off member of the Flynn stable.
 Alright" Gibbons said, make out the papers"
 Hymns bluff was called and he couldn't get out of it. Gibbons met Norfolk and knocked him out and Flynn lost one of the best bread winners in his string.
 Gibbons came to New York again with challenge for Dempsey and he was asked Why don't you fight Harry Wills?"
 q will" Gibbons said.
 In Tight Place.
 And Wills was caught in tight place that he had no desire for.
 Gibbons tried to get bout with Gene Tunney, the American light heavyweight champion, and Tuney turned pale and found lot of eX- cuses.
 He then announced that is couldn't make 175 pounds without trouble and that he was going t3 stay in the heavyweight class. Tun- ney, relieved at hearing tnls, chal- lenged Gibbons and said that he had been bluffing"
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CARDS ON THE TABLE

LONDON, Mar. 2S.-Austin Cham berlain, foreign secretary laid be- fore the house of commons an out line of Great Britains policy to ward tn ewhole of Europe
 The pith of his remarks was that while Britain will respect all of heI obligations toward France and will stand by her in war if she needs help the government is also desirous of giving Germany 9 chance to jus tify her provisions of good faith and good will in preservation of world peace.
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Why Suffer So2
Get Back Your Health as Other Seward Folks Have Done.

Too many people suffer lame ach- ing backs, distressing kidney disor- ders and rheumatic aches and pains. Often this is due to faulty kidney action and there's danger of harden ed arteries, dropsy gravel or Bright's disease Don't let weak kidneys wear you out. Use Doan's Pills be- fore it is too late, Doan's are stimulant diuretic to the kidneys. Doan's have helped thousands. Here is one of many cases in this local itE.
 Mrs. E. s. Sparkling, Central Ave, South Bend. Wash, says; For years Doan's Pills have been household remedy in our family They have always given good results when have suffered from any trouble caus- ed by disordered kidneys or back ache and I couldn't recommend a bet ter remedy"
 OVER THREE YEARS LATER, Mrs. Spaulding said: T haven't had the least return of kidney trouble since endorsing Doan's.'
 6Oc, at all dealers. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y. adv.
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Germany in her recent proposals renounced war, Chamberlain said, but hoped for modification of her Eastern frontier through negoria- tions or through the League of Na- tions
 Chamberlain had little to say con corning the Geneva security protocol His opinion was that the protocol would have been viewed in America as a possible cause of war rather than a detriment.
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Parker's Duofold Fountain Pens, at the Alaska Shop. If
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-23
RESIDENTS ASK ARC
LIGHT INSTALLATION

There should be an arc light at
the intersection Of Palmetto and
Crosby streets in the opinion of near
by residents. fifteen of whom petition
ed the city council Friday to place
one there. Their request was referred
TO Fire and Police Commissioner Phil
Wright.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-23
5. A. OFFICERS
!. PROVE FAST
ii WORKERS
Stolen Suitcase Located
Before Theft Is
Discovered.

Recovering stolen property before
the owner misses it is considered quite
q trick in the best police circles.
Thursday night San Antonio police
performed the trick.
I. w. Wilson, sos East Houston
Street, returning home from a hunting
trip, parked his Car and went into a
restaurant on Alamo Plaza near the
Menger Hotel. He left his suitcase
on the running board of the car.
When he came out half an hour later
the suitcase was gone.
In the meantime Detectives Herbst
and Kohr were busily patrolling Trav-
is Street, when, near the Santa Rosa
Hospital, the nervous manner in
which negro was driving attracted
their attention. They hailed him, but
he speeded up, and it was only after
10-block chase and at the point of
revolvers that they ovcrhauled the
man.
At Central station the prisoner was
busy explaining how he was hurrying
to the I.-G. N. Railway station with a
suitcase for his master, who was leav-
ing on an early train, when n police
phone rang. 1t was Mr.. Wilson re-
porting the theft of his suitcase.
Eyes, we have it right here" re-
piled sergeant. 1--WE work fast"
Investigation psoved the suitcase
taken from. the car really did belong
to Wilson. The negro went to Jail.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-23
WALLIS FUNERAL
SERVICES ARE HELD

Funeral services for Henry Wade
Wallis, 81. of Is Occidental street.
who died Thursday at his home, was
held from his late residence Friday
afternoon. III. NJ. Keen, pastor Of
Alamo Heights Methodist church, will
officiate. Mr.. Wallis is survived by
five daughters, two sons, and 90 grand
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-23
RECOVERY LOOMS
FOR FALL VICTIM

Narcisso Gonzales, 1925 Potosi
Street, whose skull was fractured
when he fell from a scafold at the gas
plant Tuesday, regained conscious
ness Friday at the Physicians and
Surgeons Hospital. There is now
some hope for his recovery, attendants
said