The Washington times., 1925-03-14
PAULINA GRINS
At INTERVIEW

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obediently toward her mother for
authoritative information on this
point.
It developed that her godparents
would be the following persons:
Ruth Hanna Mccormick, Mrs.
, McCornick's young daughter, Kath.
crime, and Nelson Perkins. OF Bos.
ton.
Then. there will be no Roosevelt
family influence in the water on
your head in your christening, :
said this writer.
Paulina tossed her stub nose care.
lessly.
She also laid her ears back.
Or perhaps they were already laid
back, by nature, close to her head
exactly like her grandfather's.
ST don't care who my god-parents
are. I'm going to be like grand.
papa"
That is what her appearance EN-.
phatically said.
She displayed, for this writer's in
formation, head broad and
squared in front and rounded and
heavy behind, exactly like grand
papa's. She displayed two feer,
amazingly small, relatively to the
body to which the feet belonged,
exactly as was the case with grand
papa. She glared at this writer.
with blue, blazing eyes, exactly az
grandpapa used to glare at him.
She nevertheless, this writer must
admit, maintained throughout the
affability OF Nicholas Longworth.
She is affable like papa and abe
glares like grandpapa.
With a Longworthian affability
and debonairness and with a Roose.
veltian scowl and grin and glare
this young lady apparently feels
herself quite equipped for Wash
ington.
She displayed no hesitation either
in quaffing her bottle or In pre-
pairing to close her eyes afterwards
She intimated to this writer tina.
decisjveness was among her main
| characteristics.
She drank decisiveIy and ener
getically and then prepared to go
to sleep decisiyely and energetically
| She let 1t be known, through ar
official spokesman, that she now
weighs seven POUNDS and one ounce
She also let it be known in the
same manner that this was sound
and rapid advance over her previous
weight.
she intimated that just as is tht
case with Calvin Coolidge shS will
send her communications to the
public for some time principally
through official spokesman.
She then scowled and giared.
Her nurse expressed the view
that she will grow up to be very
pink and very white.
That happens to be precisely the
way grandpapa was.
"But you were not born with
teeth?" inquired this writer.
Paulina opened her mouth and II
appeared that she was not.
lone difference apparently from
grandpapa," noted this writer.
what do you think Of the Lie
Toilette insurgents?" inquired thii
writer.
Lifts Up Her Voice.
PauIina lifted up her voice. Sh'
lifted it up altitudinously.
It appeared that Nicholas Long
worth, the Speaker, and PAULINE
Longworth, the voice-lifter, ant
Alice Longworth, the converser, con
stitute an harmonious family.
Paulina brought the interview t.
| an end with another glare from
those outrightly blue and ances
, trally wild eyes.
Theodore the Great had wild eyes
They burned, they roved. Paulin
| looked at this writer with thos
same eyes.
Then Paullna blinked, companion
ably. affably.
Heavens said this reporter, ii
anybody ever grows up in thi
town to be both a Roosevelt and
Longworth. what will happen to tn
White House?"
Paulina went to sleep with tn
1 corners of her lips turned down an
! with an expression on her face a
! of defying the whole world to d
its worst.
81 shall never be able to tell tina
: girl what to do" said this writer
. and despondently departed.
Copyright. 1925 by Current News
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