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New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
COMMUNICATED
An Answer to UpSOn

Tn Editor of New Britain Herald:
 Gontlemen-Pcrmit me send my thankful to our chief of the police and Mayor paonessa. city or New Britain, for their wonderful work. am very much pleased our chief didn't permit this K. K. h' any gathering this way. Please us, we Polish people would be more satts- field if Chief Hart sent all this K. k. K behind steel bars for life. l would like 10 sec MT. Upson made quiet.
 Why wish him for? Because on February 2Gth. 1925, tpson pup Ilish in New Britain Herald that we Polish people 'disloyal to this coun- try Where he have that stuff When our country declare war d,d we refuse? Not one of us; anu F,nson call us we are not loyal, we Polish people ready today if nec- essary. , j.
 We just wonder what Cpson do' ing during war, we don't think t D. son real American if he dare pupIIal
 such kind thing. l am here in New
 Britain for about 1T years, didn
 Tear anything about Civic safet'
 League before, We getting alon'
 without them and I don't know Wh' shouldn't get along without then
 now. rpson say any man drink h ia criminal. If he call crime n
 should not drink himself. all dr should not-tea, milk or other we ; stuff. They should drink sand. An now we Polish people sent our than +o chief Hart and Mayor Paoness for their nice work.
 l ''' FELIX ZIEL1NsKY, 35 Broad street, New Britain Con. ;, One of your New Britain herai n reader for about 10 years.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
L.ANBASTING HYLAN ON WINGS OF SONG

The concert of the New York | Police band in Hartford yesterday | bore testimony of what can be done by amateur musicians if their heart Is in the work and inccssant prac- tico upon an instrument is not found onerous. The police band has be- gun tour of the country, and such an enterprise, with Fortune Gallo thc noted opera impresario, at its head could not have been attempt d if the ability of the band was not exceedingly high, In Philadelphia where the tour started a few days ago, Leopold stokowski, famous leader of the Philadelphia Sym phony orchestra, was pleased to lead it over the hurdles in a few star numbers.
 But because a picture of Mayor John F. HyIan of New York was used in an advertisement ot the band in the Hartford papers, the New York Hcrald-Trjbune came out yesterday with q screed on the front page. reprintng the ad as suppos- cd horrld example of the New York mayors alleged penchant of scIf-ad- yertiscment. Mr. Hylan happens to he mayor of New York. Whether his administration is good or bad has nothing to do with the point. He
 probably had nothing to do with
 running the "oacnding" ad in the
 Hartford papers, and at any rate Il
 was not a terrible breach of gooo
 taste. If New Britain had a crack nolico band and it gave concert Il
 Hartford. perhaps those in charge
 might run the mayors picture m al
 ad without causing much Of
 journalistic earthquake. ln Ne'
 Haven, the New York papers ln'oril
 us, somebody attempted to sell
 souvenir program of tho conc'r
 ri,cn there in Woolscy hall ol 1al :, university Saturday, but 1t wa against the rules of the uulVcrsi'S a The souvenir program had Mayo q Hylan's picture in it and during 'h length of corious reading matte :, about the band the mayors nam
 was mentioned fully nine tIm"s' .. As d subway builder Mayor HE'a F.. may not have attained great di' :, ttpction; as q politician he may ., no shy blushins rose; as par ., man he is Democrat. But his Il ., t,ndo toward the police band ms t nossiblv be all to his credit
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
AT YOUR LIBRARY

Now that VIC are fairly comfort ably certain that the end Of the world is not yet, it is rather anus ing to speculate on what might have been. Suppose for instances that in- stead of the elect 0 more represent ative cross section of humanity were chosen for sudden removal from earthly scenes. Such a cosmopoll- tan and indispensable group, for in- stance as all those more or less re- motely sprung from the Isle of Erin. Imagine the boredom of British empire suddenly deprived of the Irish question, the appalling gaps in | the ranks of American police forces and the unbearable solemnity of l world unbrightened by Celtic wit. The reaction from such unpleas- ant contemplation leads on to well come such a pleasant bit of blarney as Why God Loves the Irish by Humphrey Desmond. It is calculat- ed to make the reader search gen. ealogies for a trace of Hibernian an- cestry and If he finds it beam de- lightedly over relationship with a people of such character. idealism and general indispensability.
 Ireland Of the Past
 He may even be inspired to try to untangle the threads of Irish history If the romance of past efforts for in- dependence and the patriotic urge ot present ideals have an irresistible attraction one should delight ir Francis Hackett's story of the Irish Nation. It is the swift moving story of Ireland from the days of the pagan Celts through the Sim Feir movement and the Irish republic.
 Ireland's Fight for Freedom b. ? George Croel also gives headlights 0 history well colored by patriotic zeal
 However comforting all thes
 works may he one needs occasional Iy to withdraw from the heat 0 q combat and as far as ones tenn e peramcnt will permit. be calm an |. judicial about the issues Involved n Revolution in Ireland by Phillip s covers the period 19o6-1923 and r an extraordinarily cool and faiE
 minded attempt at the truth by a Il experienced historian Ireland an
 England by Turner is easier readln
 than Phillips and gives an eXcclleT
 and impartial background of the ST
 uation and analyzes it up to 19l9' |, Land of Facry
 But perhaps you are perfect A shameless in admitting that pollti' ia never did thrill you and that tF
 Irish question has always been pc
 rectIv incomprehensibl anyWa
 And as for being fair about thin!
 you agree with James Stcphe' ,s when he says that Justice is an a
 tribute of God, and adequately ma
 aged by Him alone"
 We recognize the symptoms. WI q. you need isn't sober information D Q. nice refreshing fantastic. grow
 up fairy tale. And we can't thil at of anything more desirable than ,s evening with James Stephens tv Lady Gregory or Dom Byrne or he Of the other Celtic gcniusos of no
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

resolution did not require the con eurrence of the senato,s and If the President appoints such q commls- sion the Senate may bo spared any further attempts to calculate the difference between one and eight percent profits on fertilizers.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
25 Fears Ago Today From Paper Of That Date

(From Paper of that Date.) ,,
 F. H. Afford has bought lot on Hart street of the Pennington Saw ings bank.
 Clayton +. Parker and Mrs. Car rie Damon won the first prizes and George B. Ashley and Josephine Ashley the seconds at the A. G. T. whist given last night at the home of Philip Corbin.
 Dr. A. B. Johnson, who is with his family at Berlin, Ala, writes home that he has had great sport shooting quail which are very numerous in that region. Daniel Harris, foreman Of the Park stables, who has been under going treatment for an abscess of the ear, has entered St. francis | hospital at Hartford.
 , The W. c. T. U. at it's meeting yesterday afternoon elected th' following officers: President, Mrs E. S. Atkinson: recording secretar!
 Mrs. L. A. Bunce; correspondine secretary, Mrs. George A. Graves; treasurer, Mrs. George E. CoWles.
 Seven Polish immigrants. six 0
 whom were women. arrived in tow on the first train this morning
 They were in their native costum
 and attracted much attention.
 Smith has been elected captain oi
 the high school basketball team and
 keeyers has been selected as man ager. -s.
 A resolution presented to lirsi Division, A. 0. H., by a committee consisting of M. J. Begley, J. r Meehan, and P. F. Kelley, wa adopted last night. It express" sympathy with the Boers. Pete Dorsey, president of the divisioi - was chairman of the meeting. f Captain w. W. Bullen has r. F ceived word from the adjutan' 9 general that his request for retire ment from the National guard ha
 been complied with.
 Shenandoah" the most stlrrii'' = of war plays, will again be present
 ed at the Russwin Lyceum this eve e ming with the same big cast an' = mammoth stage settings as before g The axle on A.. H. HornkohP l. meat wagon broke on Main stree n this morning and the vehicle wa 8 tipped over. Mir. Hornkohl haVih e g. narrow escape from being serious l. ly injured. To add to the confu 'f sion, two dogs got into a fight nea
 the scene and one of them ran int
 the pile of goods in front of l. J 7. Porter's, knocking them all do"h Is
 .u THE HERALD CLASSIFIED AD tu BRING RESULTS
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
The Art of Giving


 An adding machine for the hope less man, that he may have some- thing to count on in the future. A cornet for the spendthrift' that he may blow in everything he has. A photograph for the naughty maid, that she may put on all the airs she wants to. A pair of foils for the undecided voter, that he may glory in being on the fence.
 A telescope fir the quitter' that he may be enabled to see one thing through at any rate.
 A pair of scissors for the practi- cal Joker. that he may cut up gen erally.
 A dictionary for the bashfu lover, that he may find words t' express his feelings.
 A book of jokes for the vege tvarian, that he may have some thing to crack when there are n nuts in sight.
 Norma Talmadge.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
Results

Patron: "Is this hair tonic as good as you claim 1t is?"
 Barber: "Is 1t! I'll give you a case. Not six months ago q man came in here who was as bald as an egg. He started using this tonic. Today that man is q successful con- trlbutor to the Fun Shop"
 Irving Bartlett.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

finish. It isn't great art but the pub lie aeclaims 1t great stuff" And that's tho main consideration in tho eyes of the producers who arc intent upon making the business pay.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
Botl, Guilty

Recently at our dinner table the following conversation took place between my father and my brother: "son, don't you know that when Grace is being asked you should close your eyes and bow your head9"
 "Yes, father, but how do you know ] didn't?"
 Robert Gaston, Jr.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

Member Audit Buteau oi Circulation ghs A. R. c. is national organization which furnishes newspapers and adVer' tisers with strictly honest analysis of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit, This lnsureF protection against fraud in newspaper distribution figures to both national and local advertlsers
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
sNlHS,s |7u1niI'c'h0P iI'c'h0P / a>@H BY
 MaxsoS ahsn Ann

Barnyard Bits By George S. Chappell
 School Days An old hen sat in her hen-roost school, Where the little chicklets go, And taught her pupils the Golden Rule And things that they ought to know. And one of her lessons, every term, Was the old. old tale of the early worm, Now l hope" she said, "that you understand. And will profit by what you hear" Then Bobby Bantam raised hts hand, And she said: What Is it, dear" q was only thinkin', Mom," ht said, "supposin' the worm was still 1T
 bed ?"
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
Her Right

Lady lawyer (cross- s-examining a witness): Where were you the night of February 1S?"
 Witness: Say. Who do you think you are my wife,"
 Lyle Heintz.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
.Spartaclls

"You call me chief" said the traveller to the Pullman porter, and you do well to call me chief.
 Here is f1fty-cont tip for you.'
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
Tho Watch Dog

Spot the watch-do at the farm, Barks to keep the folks from harm Barks at stln-up, parks at noon, Barks all evening at the moon. Then, when stars are overhead, Yawns and says ITO bed, to bed; Though a watchdog of renown My watch, too, sometimes runs
 down"
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
Introduction Lacking

Rural visitor Crying to cash check in city bank): why won't ye cash it. Mister?"
 Cashier: 1T don't know you" Rural visitor; Well I'll be turned. never seen sich a stickler for etiquette!"
 Jack Hmkle.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

many readers to keep Themselves tn condition so that a doctor is less freauently needed and others to recognize serious symptoms rsduir' ing immediate treatntont.
 HUNTING AND ApVEkTuRiss iA
 THE ARCTIC. by rridtjot Nan sea.
 Story of hts first voyage into Arctic regions. of his adventures h 1.-the icehelds, and hls hunting ex' perience with seal, walrus, polai bear, man-eating sharks snd whales. - ....- JAPAN FROM WITHIN. by J. h
 gram Bryan. | Careful and up-to-date survey ., Japan's progress in recent years based on first hand study os sources open to few occidentals Gives concise summaries of Japanv political, economic. industrial and religious conditions and resources
 s@
 LEVIN. by Leon ,Trotzly.
 One of the few books out l.
 Russia giving an authoritative pic
 ture of the leaders of the Bolshe vist regime. Trotzly's plain speech in it is partly responsible fol. his
 retirement from the post of war , minister, which he has held sine ! the Revolution. 1 MENTAL CONFLICTS AND Nils V KY CONDUCT. by William Healy i Numerous stories of actual chil. : dren convincingly illustrate the the f oretic discussion and offer sugges- l tions for handling misconduct prob n lems. Will be of great interest to f every one who has to deal with e adolescents and children and who f wants to understand them.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

Ehs only profitable advertising medium h the City, Circulation books and press roopr always open 10 advertisers
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
M.u,ber Of the Associated Press

Ehs Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to tho use for republication of all news credited to it ar not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published herein
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
Canacity Information

Eeyburt: T understand Jackson is au authority on horses"
 Blackburn: "Yes, he claims to know as much about horses as hls wife does about the neighbors."
 Leah Markoe.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

statesment even attempt to resort to such methods of institutlng bal ances of power" that the slightest umteward bump can unhalanee,
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
rhn rltilnr,s Gossin shop

Crossword lmericks going like wildflre-- wud> Wuies "runnin' wild"
 Today we add another series to our group of favorites to which you are asked to contribute.
 BarnyArd bits
 Humorous human interest 'trsEe- dies" of inc barnyard told in verse.
 An absolutely new treatment for melancholy prescribed by the Fun Shop for the denizens of the farm and hreside.
 Read 'em today. tomorrow, and Wednesday. Then try writing them yourselfi
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
Fact, and Fancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

Spring is here! The first trulyi authentic sign has appeared -- s marble.
 Nationalism; Trying to balance a budget on a bayonet.
 -
 One good way to get acquainted with a nice girl is to marry her. Esprit de corps: Kick him out; he no longer brags on the service, To make warfare effective, aim lower; to make peace effective aim higher.
 Americans can get thrilled about saving everybody except pedestrians
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

Money talks. Frequently it's last words are: Gimme something that guarantees about 20 per cent.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

The Herald ts oR sale daily in New York at HotalIng's News stand Times Square: Schultz News Stand. Entrance Grand Central. 4snd street,
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

A pessimist IS one who reiicc-S that America has more than So ner cent of the worlds tire trouble.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

Men fight for frcodom; then they hcgin 10 accumulate laws to take it away from themselves.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
Wild Willics

Little Willie, clever chap, Built powerful weasel-trap. This down in the hall he put, All he caught was papa's foot.
 --Victor Stringer. Willie, in the laundry tub. Gave his little dog a rub. My he said, what am doing I've put in too much bluing.'
 Daniel Hales.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

Possession of great fighting ships doesn't make anybody quarrelsome' Look at Dayy Jones.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

Mans contentment is just mat ter of keeping on good terms with his God and his .anitor.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

"There," laughed the fapper, as she finished powdering her nose be- fore the mirror, That puts an en- tirely different complexion on the thing"
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

If you must crawl under the table 10 find seat, it is called breakfast room.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

With short bar of ----ts) He would swine on the -----tD Ills patients His practice was ---'
 O
 i. A collector of appendices, etc. 2. Things to put yon to sleep, like ether etc. 8. Which weighs more, q pound of feathers or a pound ot -? 1. Use this to solve this iim- trick. 5. Not large. ' Rude L.
 
 We'll. Well! While hunting nimble -----CD < Doc Traprock once fell down a -----
 (2)
 When they hauled the ------(a)
 out He was loaded with ID At least so I've heard the ----Ob)
 tell. i. A small Antelope. Also a nick name for pretty girl. 2. Ding dong bell, Pussy's in the - 5 A nickname a doctor hates; where ships are fastened. 4. A fresh-watel fish. 5. Same as No. 8.
 Mrs. A. ]. Farmer  Answers to Saturdays Cross Wore Limerick
 i. Cent: 2. Got; 3. Ticket: 4 Dead; 5. Spot.
 Copyright, 1925, Reproduction Forbidden.)
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

Correct this seDtence: "Yeow'' v chortlcd the glecfpl young dad; 'i"s a girl,' Protccted by Associated Editors,
 Incl
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

Chronic office holder: One who has served long enough to be worth his salt.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

There's one nice thing about get ting old. You feel more free to clamor for war.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

So live that 1t won't be necessary to whine about the intolerance Of the ncighbors.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

"There is no hell for children There is for those made to speak a piece for the nice man.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

Business Ofrics ...... p2a Editorial Rooms .s.. R2e
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

About the only woman who has less influence than formerly IS MIS- Grundy.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
rnI.npnNNn cALLa

Entered at the Post oriee at New Britain
 as Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
Gross Word Idmericks

ouick Effective, sometimes Eternal
 4 rIever young ---fll- named Paul
 Never used ----t2l q alli ....zs..-
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

About the poorest way to build an air service is to denote those Who urge the need of it.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
Commercial Report

V Almost six times as many radlos are sold as washing machines.
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

SUBSCRIPTION RATES $500 . Year,
 $500 Three Munth
 7sc. Month
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09
New Britain Herald

Issued Daily Sunday Exceptsdl At Herald Bldg. sT Church Street
New Britain herald., 1925-03-09

Nationalism: Trying to balance a budget on a bayonet,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-09-18

entertainment snarklcs with re,,
broadway class.
The company's brirh, norticulo,
star is Frank, Bird who has hnnn
hailed as y vest pocE.t edition 81
Eddie Leonard. noted minstrel STA,
and dancer. f his kid never fails a.
stop the show with his remarkable
sicpping.
Kid IL Cl,wn
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-09-18
Seize Red Leaders
in Italian Raids

Rome Sept. -tP'- Sub'e'sivc
activities by communists in Italy
are meeting with short shrift n the
hands of the authorities. Literature
If various Kinds has been seized by
the police in Florence, McssIna. and
other places, which has led them 20
the belief that Il systematic plot -
afOot To hling about Il general in
Surrrrtiuu throughout the country.
In Florence NOR" than hundred
communists have been arrested,
among them fosco Friz2i". a % year
old student. believed by the police"
10 be head of he Fl0rcntinr move
ment. and an Is year old seamstrcSS
named Adriano Marestihat, Mcssra,
III Sicily.
The police also have unearthcd an
other center Of discretionary ac-
t'yity which. from the nature Of the
literature seized, would Indicate ;htt
the movement is connected With TIA"
executive committee Of the Moscow
international.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-09-18
THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE
Waited Till the Cows
Came Home

81 am indeed glad to write you this
letter. [ was a terrible sufferer from
gases in the stomach and collie at
tachs. The specialist, our family doc
tor sent me to in Ph iladelphia. gave
me no relief. although took his
medicine til! the cows came home
iir finally said would have to be
operated on. Luckily | heard Of
Nayr's Wonderful Remedy then. and
although it is now three years Sine"
! took II course Of it, | have never
had q symptom Of my old trouble
&incc.' 1t is a simple, harmless prep
aratlon that removes the catarrhal
mWCuS from the intestinal tract and
alIaya tHc inflammation which causes
practically all stomach, liver and in
t"flinal ailments, including amen
ditILiS. One dose viii convince or
money refunded. Sold at all drug
stores.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-09-18
WINNIPEG
KIDS HAVE
NEAT SHOW
Youngsters Rrange From Ii
to II Years; All Are
Future Stars

Bismarck will be treated to Il rare
e>hibition Of Juvenile comedy. dan
eng. and singing when the Winnipeg
Riddles appear at the Auditorium
next Monday night.
These talented youngsters, ranging
in aye from 10 to II years, are gen
orally recognized as among the great
est aggregation Of Juvenile perform
crS ever assembled Their lively
revue this season is filled with fast
fun, high class singing. speedy dan
cling and music of II high order
From start TO finish its a speed and
pep show calculated TO bring JOY to
the hearts of adults and children
alike. Scenic and wardrobe inves-
titurc is of Il high quality and the
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-09-18
Publish World
Series Eligibles

Washington, Sept. lS.-(F)-W Wash
ington's list of layers. eligible to
participate in the World series. made
public today, includes eight pitchers
three catchers. s infielders and SIN
outficldrrs. Three "rookies" are
among the number. The list fol
lows:
Pitchers; Johnson. Colvelrskic
Reuther. Zachary, Ferguson, Mar
berry. Ballou. and Russell.
Catchcrs; Rucl, SEVERED and Tate
Infi.ldcrs; Judge. $. Harris. D.
Harris. Peckinpaugh, Bluege. Adams,
Scott, and Myers.
Outficldcrs: Rice. GOslin, McNec-
Is. Jeanes, Veach and Leibold.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-09-18

But the case will not be argued
on that dag, John r. Neal. leading
counsel for the plaintiff in error,
said last night.
I'VE shall file II motion when the
case is called that it be passed to
the heel OF the docket. 1t will be
argued at some later day in the term
at the convenience Of the court and
the counsel" Dr.. Neal said.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-09-18
HIGH COURT
GETS SCOPES
MONKEY CASE
Tennessee Supreme Court
Will Hear Case on Error
Plant

Knoxville. Tenn, Sept. lS.-'AD~-
The Scopes evolution trial. which
turned the eyes Of the w"rl! 10 the
tiny court house at Dayton, in July,
yesterday was transferred to 4 NV
scene when the appeal was formally
filed in the state supreme court mere.
The appeal included the bill Of cx-
rcpt ions. pIcadings, evidence and
proof. The case is marked number
:. on the Rhna County docket and is
therefore scheduled TO be heard on
the first day Of court when it con-
ycnes in Knoxville on Septe mber 90.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-09-18
McCORMAC ATTRACTS TWO
RECORD AUDIENCES IN DUBLIN

Dublin, Sept. lS.-lP)--John Nc
mack's two concerts in the Theatre
Royal, Dublin, recently were attended
by the largest audiences ever assem-
bled in the city for similar events.
Not only was every inch Of available
space occupied. but parts of the
building in which no place had pre-
viously been found for the public
were used and sold at high prices.