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Imperial Valley press., 1925-01-22
More Evidence
Sought in Dolan-
O'Connell Case
by United Press Leased Wire

by United Press Leased Wire
NEW YORK, Jan. 22.-Morc evil
dencc is sought by District Attorney
Benton in the O'Connell-Doian base
ball scandal before he begins Grim
inal prosecution of any of the prin-
cipalS in the case. He wishes to
examine five of the New York
Giants and five of the Philadelphia
National PLAYERS.
Banton wrote to Commissioner
Landis today, asking him to obtain
testimony from ten players, Heinie
Sand. Arthur Fletcher, Horace
Ford .Tohn Couch and Joseph Oesch
per, Philadelphia Nationals, and
Jimmie O'Connel and Cozv Dolan,
former Giants. who were banished
from baseball because of connection
with alleged bribcs offered Sand
and three other Giant PLAYERS. Ross
Young, Frank Frisch and George
Kelly.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-01-22
CONGRESSMAN WILL
BE BURIED TO-DAY

CHICAGO, Jan. 22.-Fmcral
services viii be. hold today for Ju-
Illus Gold2icr, former Illinois con-
gresham. at his homo here. Born
in Austria. Gold2ier came 10 this
country and worked his way up
from drug clerk to congressman.
He is survived hv sou. Harry
Goldzior cf st, Louis and tWn
daughters, Mrs. Ella Dietrich Jos
Angeles. and Mrs, Margaret Cisler
of this city.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-01-22
This Thief Must
Have Been
Hungry

C. c. Cotton reported to the
police that his homel at 543
Sandalwood Drive was entered
last night, the thieves making
away with child'S bank. 10
glasses of jelly, n box of cookies
and a pound of butter. The
goods were taken away in a
cracker box obtained from the
house. II. T. Mccarthy also re-
ported the theft of a mackinaw
coat from his room ON Broad
way.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-01-22
TEACHERS PENSION FUND IS FLAYED
Richardson SQUs
Thirty Million
Deficit Exists

Fl SACRAMENTO, Jan. 22.-m a
special message sent TO the lcgiSla-
Jture by Governor Friend w. Rich
Y ardson today, the governor declared
the public school teachers retire
ment system is iAsolvcnt to the cX-
x tent Of thirty million dollars.
Il The statement in the message are
h IN direct contradiction to Il state
ment issued several days ago by the
y California Teachers association and
e the State Association of County and
City School Supcrintcndcnts, in
E which it was declared the retire
ment system was in good and sol
vent condition.
a The governor states in his mess
q age that an actuarv report of tine
fund IN 1919 showed that the fund
was then insolvcnt TO the amount
of twenty five million dollars.
" Notwithstanding the warning
of the actuarv, the sponsors Of this
plan have gone ahead with seem
ing little dread Of the Insolvency
that awaits the fund within the
next few years" tho governor said.
"It is evident that The pension
plan will be Of help to those teach.
ers who are now receiving pensions
for very few years and that when
the crash comes the older teachers
will receive no further compcn-
sation and the great majority of the
Young teachers who have poured
their savings into this Financially
nnsound schcm" will receive moth.
Ing whatever in return.
At the 1923 legislature n senate
bill amending the teachers retire.
mcnt salary act wa3~passed and de.
hvercd 10 the governor for apprpr-
nj. The governor failed to anprovc
The bill ca the ground that tic
whole scheme was msound.
Given Much Consideration
Since 1928, Governor Richardson
ravs he has taken the matter un
with the insurance commissioner and
half class actuarv was employed
TO make n careful examination and
report to the board of education.
Tho actVarv states that the
commitments n tho present time sro
no less than SEPARATION. while
there is only &2,30O.00O on hand
Nnd invested The condition on the
retirement fund according to the
'otnarv, is merely q repetition Of
history of nearly every public and
private pension system
In closing his mcssaoc the GOV
crnor says he has submitted the
{ report in the belief that the pub
lc should be informed aud that the
teachers who ar" paving their
money into the fund every month
should know how little possihilitv
there is of their receiving n dollar
in rnturn.
Whether il is nossiblc 10 make
this plan workable without 200
great an assessment upon the teach.
crs and too heavy financial bur
den upon the tav uGycrs is subject
which ! leave for your con,idcra.
tiou. tho message concluded.
The bin approved by the 1923
legislature relative to the retire
mcnt svstcm promised for an in
crease in teachers pensions from
$500 to $40 wear and an increase
in the tax on teachers from $12 to
$24 q wear.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-01-22
Chamber Gains
New Members

Six new members were voted in
to membership of the Chamber of
Commerce at the directors meet
ing last night. The new members
ere: Tmnerial Valley Farmer. T. A.
Hunt L. s. Gront Rubber Eouip-
ment COMPANY, +, C. Luckey, NJ. /.
Church and H. n. Creed.
The directors spent the greater
part of the mt'ting going over
the membership list and getting it
in shape for this year.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-01-22
TELEPHONE POLE
CAUSES AR r F. s T
OF BOOTLEGGER
By United Press Leased Wire

LOS ANGELES. Jan. 22.-Lid-
uor valued at $4,000 was soiled to-
dav whom IT, IIavncs, asserted boot
logger, crashed into telephone
pole when fleeing from police.
Haynes, driving IN expensive ma
chine. was so busy watching thu
pursuing officers he failed to nego-
tiate n curve, lie leaned from the
wrcckapc and ran wildly down the
street, but was cOrrallcd before he
md gone block
Arresting officers said Haynes
had been sampling his stock.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-01-22
9 HURT. ONE
FATALLY IN
TRAIN WRECK

by United Press Leased Wire
GRAND JUNCTION, Colo,
Jan. 22.-Nine people were in
jured, one Of them fatally.
when eight coaches of Denver
and Rio Grande Western west
bound train were derailed 81
miles west of here today.
Two baggage coaches plunged
over a 10 feet embankment
while six others, including the
Pullman section of the train,
remained standing after they
had left the track.
A rail broken by the engine
was given as tho cause.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-01-22
MOHANMED ORTAAY TO
APPEAR IN COURT TODAY
ny I-DiteG Press Leased Wire

UN INNfN IFFNN IlFhNtU W TT
Los ANGELES, Jan. o. Mo
hammed Ortaay, alleged to have
heard the fears and hopes Of scores
of Hollywood film folk, was to APP
pear in the police court today to
answer to a charge of violating the
city's soothsayer ordinance. He is
at liberty on $500 bail.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-01-22
New Government
Weathers Storm
ny United Press Leased wire

BERLIN, Jan. %. DR.. Max
Luthcr's coalition government
wcathcred its first storm when the
German Reichstag tonight gave the
chancellor vote of confidence on
his program declaration 246 TO 100.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-01-22
WIFE OF IEANEZ DEAD

VALENCIA, Spain. Jan, %
Nine. Vicente Blasco Ihanez, wife
of the author of "The Four Horse.
men, who is at present at his Men
ton Villa, died here yesterday,
Imperial Valley press., 1925-01-22

TTTTW '. -. IT IT WN TWO ~
imperial Valley shipment compar-
isons:
1924 1925
Skinned on January Of A. 50
Shinbcd to January 21 2020 14G4
Cars ordered in the Immortal Val
lev for LOADING January %, 20.
ORIGIN OF Imperial Valley lcttucc
shinmentS reported out January o1:
Calinatria > Wcstmorland ,. Draw
lov 80, Tmeprial 3, FL Centre o5, s.
y. s a. Ry !, II. & T. Ry. 6, Heber
8. Calevico ), total 50.
Shippinot point information: Ell
Centre and nearby Wednos.
day, January 2I-max 70', min IS
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09
he Fable of TRYING to Be Correct and Proper

81 am glad that you remember some of the Long Words
you heard College said She bu don't think YOU going
jar any Laugh out Of by sprnging that line of Low
Comedy One can be Civilized without trying to talk like
Editorial"
Whatever else they may hang you you will always
90 Free when accused of being Funny said Metabe giving
him the Fshy Eye II trying get you Paror Broke and
teach you with Fork and you, with your Usual De
cency ordinary Bovine Intelligence and appalling Absence
of Good Taste trying kid my noble Efforts gum up the
whole Program make look like adesccated Wham Many
Woman has beat Reno and got Decree for good deal
less than have put up with
"You wrong me- Sweete" insisted Alonzo. II trying
with all of my Boysh Strength and with my Fingers crossed
make my Talk sweet and purity and sanitary For nearly One
Hundred Years. nearly estimate the Time you have
been throwing the Harpoon me because talk like George NJ
Conan instead of George the Fifth Up to the time that
Honeymoon evaporated and you began to give Line
spectacular Inferoy abored under the pleasant Deson
that was one of Natures Nobemen And now Because
the only kind Of Talk which be understood by the Dubs
with whom compelled to associate you trying to make
that flatheaded Moron. don't know just what
Moron is but whatever it that's Now that have got rid
of my Burglar Tools and trying go Straight and
keep away from the Old Life why does the dear little Hpmate
refuse lend Helping Hand? Remember, that
how long may have been talking Loose Talk he may be
down but he's never out
At this unctue when you should be singing Rescue the
Pehng and getting ready to heave the Life Line you
sitting there with Dirty Look your Eye regarding me as
if oathsome Reptile instead of dandy little Fellow
with Heart of Gold"
Il don't remember the Wording of Nuptial Agree
ment said Mrs. rockingham, but there is nothing
in the Contract to the Effect that would be expected live
in Nut College When you your Top Form Aonzo YOU
are no Leon Enrol and just present you excrucang
as Hearse with Pume it The only way fit into the
Picture with you is Black the Year round When
comes to assassnang Mirth you have certainly got many
Notch on your Gun"
Aonzo began to suspect that his attempt duplicate the
banner Performances of Thomas Darlington Macaulay Joseph
Addison and Walter Pater had gone blooey and bah.
He had started qualify for the Integentsa and had
landed back in the AshHeap.
1t became evident that he not Rhetorician but
Rub So he gave Notice that in the Future he would conne
himself to Words of One Syllable
Make them as Few possible" said Mehtabel, unless
you want to break your Plate and get the Air"
Moral There House Big enough for two High
Brows.
Copyright,
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09
GRADE A, B AND z IN LYING CLASS:

mot if the training is right" Morris continued although
Abe would always big difference socially between the
lowbrow, loaerh liar who makes by lying about his
clothing business and the high grade gentmany
liar who makes by lying about his income tax return
Somewhere between those two liars is the Grade liar
who from Europe and lies about his baggage to the
officials there the assorted unbiased
lars-xed high grade-who their golf Scores
but these last varieties Of lies could seemingly be told
by gentlemen In gentlemen could also get caught at tell
ing them they wouldn't much harm by
gentlemen they caught eating their knives
or wearing brown socks with a tuxedo suit"
oafesh liars and gentleman liars"
Abe protested "a lie is e Mawru and they're all of the
low grade"
"Thats you make big mistake" Morris declared
cheap lies, Abe and low
people could get with them with
night school education already but there is also
lot complicated difficult lies and they amt cheap neither
corporation lies depend such
high priced legal advice Abe that it's pretty expensive
telling the truth" -, -
TRUTH and years afterwards the income department
his return, he needs good lawyer anyway Abe OBJ
served.
Thats the way big tax figure" Morris said
and long they've anyway g9t to nave the machinery for
lynguch lawyers and certified public accountability
Furthermore Abe there modern machinery for lying
we'll corporation lawyers and income tax experts Morris
continued he telephone example, has practically made it
business liar to have poker face He even
have habits bushing when he lies just long as
"And that's what makes telephone liar such low grade
ooh by the way Morris interrupted "dd you telephone
Leon Sammet he should send US them six piece goods?"
he wouldn't send us that second order
till we paid for the first" Abe replied NJ,
"But can't wait that long for them piece GOODS MOTIFS
said what did you tell him?
boy that very moment on the over to
his office with the check Abe concluded Il told him the same
thing yesterday and still he amt satisfied"
fcopyhsht 1895 BY the Bell Syndicate ine)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09

''You are sitting there with dirty look in eye"
rerainng from the CacPhrases of the Street the
hoey Coloquiass and all of the barbarous Amercansms
which repulse High School Superintendent he finds
himself mbedded in Bog of poysylabc Crcumocu-
tons" --.
it."
81 endeavoring" said Alonzo Ito suggest that when
One painful and determined Effort to make all of
his Oral Efforts comport with the nble Rules of the Lex
icographers and Pursts he will find himself up against it
less-I beg pardonhe will find himself confronting Dilemma
that he will be compelled only those Words and Phrases
which have been vugarzed by Common Usage He will have
the AnoSaxon and cotton those long double onted
Derivatives from the Latin and the Result will be- remarked
Moment ago. Series of polysyabic Circumocutions."
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09

GIVES, Mawruss, the trouble with genemen's agreement
that all the party keeps gay the party
breaks it. understand is You amt gentleman Abe Potash
remarked the other day, and lot Of satisfaction Isl"
"whOs been breaking genleman's agreement
Morris Perlmutter inquired
"Nobody" Abe replied when agreement
In business the presumption is that both parties of the first
and second part owes and not gentlemen and
the parties breaks Ikea lowlf the other
owfe but with nations, understand, they time
making gntlemans agreements like gentlemen breaking
gentlemen, and like gentlemen doing nothing whatsoever
"We don't know there's any advantage being gen
Hean outside of business anyway observed
We've been gentlemen going twenty-five years
account and few before that behaved gentle
for others business and what did get Only
reputation for being gentlemen Abe believe me- Abe with
the cuhroat competition which got it. understand we
might just well have the reputation being practically normal
mentally except for little paanoa with just touch paress
y'understand"
sure know Abe agreed amt it better that we should
have the reputation of being practically mentally except for
little paranOia with just paress, understand"
Sure know Abe agreed but amt it
have the reputation of being gentlemen than that nobody
believe word like in the of such crook
Sammet?"
well, III tell you," said Leon has got it all figured
out that nowadays amt necessary
anybody believe sys-except when he's lying and
then he wants they should believe him up the
And after two such experiences, who
L. going to believe hint" Abe said
"The gentlemen" Morris replied promptly (which there
wouldn't be lies either for business pleasure if there
wasn't enough gentlemen to make worth while for lie"
Then suppose it's idea that nobody should ought
q gentleman" Abe suggested .....
EASIER NOT TO BE GENTLEMEN THAN NOT LIARS
well, It would better say nobody should
ought to be liar" Morris admitted but it's much easier
not TO be gentleman nowadays than liar yunder-
stand that nobody would my advice even if did say it.
furthermore Abe, the whole training of how to
be liar moderation and the right pae-beginnng
football the big colleges Yale Harvard and Princeton
where is taught to give the other side impression that
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09

nee there was Man named Aonzo rockingham whose
wife used to bawl him something scandalous on &C
count of his crude Manner of Speech and his Penchan
for using all of the eck Slang he could pick up Even
when Company present he made apparent Effort to rec
ognize the Presence of the Dominic the College Pro but
seemed to take loaferish Delight saying right out in front
of them Not on your Whiskers or How do you get that
Way" or possibly IT tell cockeyed World" He
Injun.
The wife whose front Mehitabe, often told him
that Reason why she let such Yep about his Coarse
Language that he had Excuse for pulling the Hck Stuff
He had been ncubated Atmosphere of Culture and later
attended the State University He had read all the Works of
Sir Walter Scott and Robert W. Chambers He had delivered
Oaions which Scholarly and full of bangup Words such
"Voucsafe" "Eeemosynay" and Peradvenure, what
the Large Idea of trying make Folks think he
Longshoreman?
No how thoroughly Lady On to her Permanent
Acon and however low may be her Estimate of his Moral
Grandeur and Intellectual Prowess she always tries to be loyal
His Nob and spread the Impression among the Neighbos
that he is Combination of Ehu Root Calvin Coolidge the
Pope ePesident Eliot and Dr. William Lyon Phelps of Yale
He may be Mutt Home but when ne gets the Bench Show
he is Worlds Champion with Ribbon around his Neck
Now there was simply no LetUp to Mehitabe Raging
Alonzo of his Prediction for the lowbow Vernacu
lar She said refined Gentleman would speak about
busting the Stats of Enemy designate the Family Doctor
Slice of Herkimer refer to Young Lady Caller Pip
She told Lon that their Social Ambitions would be
realized and they would not receive the Sacred Pink Tickets ad
hitting them the inner and refrigerated Circles OF Po
lite Society until he put the Soft Pedal his Roughneck Con-
versaton and learned apply Save instead of Red Pepper
She dnged at him long that finally he made what is
known The Married Mans Compromise e. he decided
let her have her Way in Everything He said he would
Chop the Chuck Connors Dialect and make Lndey Murray
sound like Vugarian He would his trivial Talk
into Well of puest English ndefled that all who heard
him would be prone emit Examaons of Wonder and Ad
mration Yes, indeed!
AT that the Good Wife prepared for the Verbal
Confectionery which he began TO lavish upon her. For instance
they seated the Dinner Table and she wanted
if he had put pleasant and profitable Day. whereupon he
replied: On the Contrary have been subjected Series of
rather narrowing Experiences all tending disturb my Calm
and rufe what is under all but abnormal Circumstances
truly Angelic Temper"
"Have you gone off your Nut?" asked Mehitabe
No ma'am, trying let you know that Everything
went Punk with today but endeavorng convey the
Information in Language chas and dgnied that my
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09

Alonzo"
You lay off of the cheap and owdy Expressions with
trying make Fool of the Dictionary suggested Friend
Wife.
Unfortunately cannot do So, he replied There doesn't
be any happy Compromise between Slang and Jaw
breakers When decides correct his manner of Speech by
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09
MONTAGUE GLASS:

going make forward pass something when what he is
really going to do is kick goal from the field"
Afterwards in the Harvard and Yale law schools they
learn him that certain contracts must got to be in writing and
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09
Potash and Perlmutter Discuss
Gentlen1en's Agreements

NAUTICAL English understand such college gradgawae lie
the very English and also in minimum of modern
languages well Latin and Greek"
Then in that there amt much difference between
gentlemen and liars" Abe said ~
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09

signed by the party charged and that the words anything
hereinbefore the contrary Notwithstanding will let
anybody out of anything stack into right ahead
Of the signature Finally he gets job in the diplomatic service,
and the result Of his whole education and bringing that
whereas like Leon lie only very
New Britain herald., 1925-08-04
English Broadcloths 49c

Stripes, dots and novelties Cobra guaranteed fast, 3s inches wide. Res foc yard,
 D&1--Main Floor)
New Britain herald., 1925-08-04
GERMANY WOULD BE
 PAN-EUROPE SLAVE
Berlin Newspaper 1ndigniant Al Pro paganda For United States of
 Europe.

Berlin Aug. 4P-Propag ganda for d United States of Europe, started and headed by Count Coudenhove- Calershi, has aroused the ire of the conservative newspaper, Taegliche Rundschau, which says in such q union Germany would be accorded the position of a slave.
 The ultimate object of four great world powers; Europe, Great Britain, America and Asia, with English as the universal language, is regarded as 4 myth and the news paper adds. "Anv Frencpmsn will merely smile disdainfully at the suggestion that henceforth he is 10 carry on all negotiations in Eng lish,"
 The Rundschau asks, "Where is that authority in Europe today 10 fuse the nations torether?. We Ger mans, though powerless. absolutely refuse as the sons Of Bismarck 10 be- come part and parcel to a Gaulish hegemonv."
 The idea that France would agree "a a condition Of equality with a rowerless opponent, is deridod hy the newspaper.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-04

which is sail to have led Dr. Sig mund Freud, 14 years younger than Dr, Breuer, 10 build up a psycho- analytic system of his own. Subse- quentIy, both scientists collaborated in setting down their experiences on this subject in a book called "The Psychic Mechanism of Hys- tcrical Problems" published in 1893, and In later publication. "Hysteria."
 Dr. Breuer did not entirely ap- prove of the theories which Freud continued to advance and soon gave up further analytical research work, but his personal relations with Freud continued nmarred.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-04
British Work Out New
 Life Saving Methods

London, Aug, 4 [P) - New Board of Trade regulations relating to life saving apparatus to be carried by ships became effective July 1. A motor boat or boats fitted with wire less apparatus and searchlights, must be carried in vessels with more than Is. life boats. If the vessel does not carry a motor-boat, but has more than 10 life boats, one of these must be fitted with wireless.
 Life boats in all foreign going ships will he required to carry one pound of condensed milk tor each person in addition to the water and biscuits required by the present rules.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-04

BAVARIA'S POPULATION GROWS
 Munich, Aug 1 tpl - The recent census taken in Bavaria shows the population 70 hs 7S9s 677. The to- tai represents an increase Of S4S,- 2ll since 12Ia and e 5l6,44o since lg1n
New Britain herald., 1925-08-04
IDENTIFIED AS SLAYER.

Chicago. Aug. { Pl-The body of rex" Curfr, one of the robebrs killed last week when they attempt d to hold up the fashionable Drake hotel, was identified last night as that of thc pobhrr who shot and killed Policeman Patrick NcGov- ,rn, fave weeks ago. McGovern Vas guarding ths cas1ior of a thea tor on the 1av "a ] north side hank with 'hA box offore receipts.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-04
APPROACHING WEDDINGS

Marriage licenses have been is sued by City Clerk A. L. Thompson as follows: lsadore Robinson of fl; Stanley street and Betty Pearlmar of 17 Laurel street: Isaac Sargis ot 63 Booth street and Lillian Gala breese of the same address, Charles Frei of 190 Hart street and Anna Sullivan of 45S Myrtle street. Mise Calabreese is but Is years old,
 MT. Robinson and Miss PearImar are both employees of the Besse. Leland store. They will be married the latter part of this week.