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New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
THE OCEAN
With a Bow to Roger Kelly

with & Bow to Roger Kelly
 The ocean is q combination of wa ter, fishes, seaweed and wrecks es- pecially water.
 Both sides of it come rite up to the shore, making its mutch more con- venient for people wunting to get on and off of boats.
 The fishes in the ocean arc all diff ferent kinds, sizes and ages and sell dom meet each other unless they live in the same nayberhood. They are freshest rite after they are cawt but they taste the best rite after they are cooked.
 The big fishes eat the little ones and the little ones eat each other for revenge.
 The salt in the ocean makes 1t easier for the fishes to swim in, probably being some consolation to them in case they get tired of the taste,
 The vale is the biggest fish in the ocean and also the ony one that has to come up to blow its nose.
 Kid Boots.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
25. Fears Ago Today
 From Paper of That Date

It still looks like Curtis for mayor. Those opposed to his nomination have been seeking in vain for a can- didate, the last 10 decline being L. Hoyt Pease. Joseph R. Andrews, chairman of the police board, is the next one mentioned.
 Samuel Waskowitz gave boy $50 in bills and $10 in a check to take to the bank today. The boy dropped the handbook and the money blew away. A drummer found $17 and gave it to l. H. Solomon. Mr. Waskowitz eyentu- ally recovered the check and $22 more. The rest is still blowing about the street.
 c. L. Barnes of Elm street is out again after a six weeks illness from pneumonia.
 William Miller of this city took part in the Scottish celebration in Hartford last evening, playing a bag pipe solo.
 Patrick King and Robert Boyle lef today for Plum Island, where they will work on a contract which John Boyle has taken to paint the interior of the hospital.
 Walter r. Steele has announced hmis candidacy for alderman in the fourth ward.
 F. W. Latham will render a vocal solo at the concert given tomorrow evening by the Swedish Lutheran church Bible class.
 Commencing next Sunday, the gates at the railroad crossing will be operated on that day of the woel as well as the others.
 A 19-months-oId girl ,one of twins. a daughter of Mrs, Alice Con roy of Beaver street, drank an over dose of cough mixture this after noon and narrowly escaped death sinking Into a comatose condition after she had climbed on q chair seized the bottle, and taken a drink She was revived by Dr. Kelly.
 The New Britain Council, Roya Arcanum, defeated Hartford las night 300-222. in the first of a serie of six matches. The local team Wa composed as follows. NJ. S. Wiart captain; D. E. Dean, D. T. Holmes F. L. Prior, Charles Glover, A. N Abbe, F. J. Porter, l.. H. Pease. W
 E. Parker H. s. Parker, C. E. liar
 R R. Porter, F. A. Porter, A.
 Sloper, F. N. Stanley H. D. Paynt
 Jesse Stanley, c. E. Oldershaw, A. I Abbe, A. B. Way o. N. Judd, A. \ Abbe, A r. Corbin, W. H. Gardne V. NJ. Palmer.
 Hartford High school defeate
 New Britain at the Hartford Y. \ s c. A. last evening in the third an deciding contest, running away by 17-2 score. Gilchrist was the on New Britain man to score. Molun . phy, Hitchcock. Pinches. and Pri,
 also played.
 The Santler burlesquers W
 play at the opera house this evcnif - in the burletta, "A Sporty Duchess - a superb olio of European ar s American vaudeville, and, as y special added attraction. a traves - on "sapho," the play which fs eau l. ing so much discussion in Nc
 York city at present.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
The Editors GoSsip Shop

Wally the Mystic is sore these days! He's got grouch'
 And We believe it's a deserved one.
 It's all because none of you have been able 10 cause him any sleep less nights with a real, knotty ques- ton which will stick him!
 Come onl Let's get Wally! Let's show him he isnt the greatest seer in the worldi The way he struts into our office you'd think no other iudg-
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
COnsi,leFate Husband

Business man ito partner) - Look here, let's wait till the tWen- ty-third 10 go into bankruptcy It my wiFe's birthday and l really don't see any other way Of sur prising her this year. -- hlods' Hans (CopenhaEsEl.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
.'FOR WHOM I FOUGHT
 AND BLED"

q want to see the King, Victor Emmanuel. for whom I fought and bled."
 One can imagine the courage it required to give this message to the paiaaa Tatchmen. The speaker
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
THE WAGES OF FOLLY
 AND DEATH

Thoughtless and foolish young girls, who permit themselves to be picked up" by men in passing au- tomobiles, still exist. There is a say ing that some people never learn; but apparently the last to achieve this progress of the human mind are fappers who never think seriously but regret later.
 Two New England girls the other day accepted the invitation of two young men to take 8 ride in their automobile. They apparently had quite a time. The next morning the girls awoke in an abandoned shack beside q little travelled side road and staggered - they were unable to walk -- to the highway. There one fell unconscious and the other in 8 daze awaited assistance.
 In the hospital it was found that one of the girls was blind from poison moonshine and the other was in a serious condition. Doctors were uncertain whether the lost eyeeight of the one girl could ever be restored.
 Just about the same time and near the same place two youths de- cided to go on a lark with an un- guarded truck. Jumping on the vehicle they soon were kings of the road. Night overlook them and still they kept going. But the ma chine ran out of gas and they parked 1t on the highway while they walked to the nearest service station for supply.
 Meantime two men on a motor cycle sizzled along the highway They did not see the truck and col lidcd with it, both riders being ie' stantly killed. Police found th' smashed speedometer of the mo torcycle in the debris, and the dia read 10 miles an hour.
 Five high school girls spot truck near the institution during recess period. They seize 1t for iov ride. and collide while going a high speed with the sides or bridge. The story was in the pape yesterday. One of the girls wa drowned. What foolish, unthink ing lark by girls whose parent were endeavoring to give ther more than an average educatio and training.
 Girl larks and boy larks with au tomobiles are equally productive disaster and tragedy. Instances sue as these are not isolated affairs pl they are happening almost daily
 Girls who accept automobile ride from strangers are placing hig stakes on the gaming table ehance -- their future, Girls ar vouthE who "borrow'' automobile for 6 joy ride go out of their wa to court disaster, being usually pot and reckless drivers and being LII acquainted with the peculiar idi synerases of the machine they a using. The law is severe upon sut idiotic youngsters, but not half severe as the punishment of ia itself.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
Observations On The Weatker

Washington. April S,-Forecast for southern New England; Fair tonight and Saturday. Continued cool. Moderate to fresh northerIy winds.
 Forecast for eastern New York: Fair tonight and Saturday, continued cool; moderate to fresh northerly winds.
 Conditions: The disturbance which was central over Kansas yes terday has decreased somewhat ill intensity>during the last A hours and is now central over Arkansas Tt is followed by an extended area of high pressure central over North Dakota. Rain has occurred dur ing the last A hours in the western districts over the greater part of the wheat belt. The temperature con- tinues mild in all the northern sections.
 Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather with cool nights but warm during the day.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
Appreciation.
The Servant Problem.

Mrs Clark: "Why do you arise so early in the morning." Mrs. Williams: T have to. my dear, in order to awake the girl in time to prepare breakfast"
 --Rudi L.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
Old stun

Crawford: "I supposed jazz was something new"
 Crabshaw: why. 50 years ago we kids played it whenever we got hold of any old pots and pans"
 J. J. 0,
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

ment was as perfect as his. Come on you Fun Shoppers -- let's show up Wallyl
 Also you show up with as many contributions as an envelope will hold, to Baldpate, Kid Boots, Wild Willie, Barnyard Bits, etc., etc.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
ANY DAY?

Anyone with the leisure and in- clination to explore THE FUN SHOP could find something interesting and novel in waste baskets.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
Memhey AudIt pureau Q, Circulation.

Member Auult Bufehu or IlrcuiAtioh' The A. R. C, Is national organization which furnishes newspapers and adrer- tisers with strictly honest analysis of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit. This insures protection against fraud in newspaper distribution figures to both national and local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
Typical

My husband is tired business man out and out." declared Mrs Mcdonald.
 Just like mine" exclaimed Mrs. Stevens. "Out and out! And every night In the week. too"
 Lyle IIeintz. Copyright. 1925. Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
A Horse On Her!

Peggy ran to her mothers room and asked: "Mother, what part of my body are my horses?"
 Your horses" queried mother, greatly puzzled.
 "Why yes," answered Peggy. "A man told me: Don't run so fast little girl and hold your horses or you will fall" Ruth Straight.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

Edison says noise has become essential to our happiness. This is the first kind word Congress has received.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

Essentially, man Is like a fiivver. Desire is the aaccelerator, will power the brake; the mouth serves as horn, and when he's hurried he's rattled.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
Memhrr of the A.soclntea Pre.s.

The Associated Press Is exclusively en- titled 10 tho use for republication Of all news credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news published herein.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
He'll Need It.

Hoyle: Now that Bilkins has made fortune out of his oil stocks, I suppose he'll begin spending it foolishly."
 Shaws; 'I'll say he will. He's thinking of getting married" Daniel Friedsam.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

Correct this sentenie: My hus- band taught me to drive" said she, land never once spoke grossly"
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

Even in these decadent times if is bad manners to talk with the mouth full unless it's gum.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

Another good peace plan . is one that will include an expenditure for millinery at frequent intervals.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

The Herald is on sale daily in New York at HotalIng's New Stand. Times Square; schultz's News Stand. Entrance Grand Central 42nd street.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

There were smart Aleck sons of rich dads in the middle ages, but they weren't called Young Intellect uals
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

Fable: Once there was a man who didn't have a secret yearning to see himself with 8 beard.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
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New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

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New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
FactsandFancies Bys ROBERT CULLEN

Dawes has little respet for the Vice, Presidency,
 Ancient saying Madam, won't you have my scat?"
 Patriotism: God bless those who agree with me and. damn the rest.
 A good paint job makes the old car look like an old car well painted.
 Pctting after marriage is an ex- cellcnt thing if it is strictly family affair.
 Five words used most in street car conversation: And she says to mo"
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
eGHHSs 7sD -1-k / fun chOb MaXSON ElxliAIE ytmrg
MAxS0Y E0EAlE .ltmzrs

Getting down in the mouth is habit And n bad ono 1t Is, too, Dognabit! Don't you do 1t. but make your life
 snappy; Read THE FUN SHOP each day,
 and be happy!
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

Customs change little. It is prob able that the cave man used a stone to win a bride.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

It costs dad about $5,000 to give son sufficient education to feel su- porior to him.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

Some men are born rich; some earn riches; and some have a good sucker list.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
WALLY THE MYSTIC

 He'll Answer Your Questions. Girls sputter like a wet old hen When they're accused of chasing men; And yet it's true, as you will say, When you have read our stuff today. Others Have Had To, Dear Wally:
 I've a sluggish beau; He's known round town as Slow Poke Joe" How long do you think I should wait For him to pop the question?
 KATE. Dear Kate:
 It really wouldn't pay To wait until your hair is gray; So, if you want this Slow Poke Joe, Go right ahead and tell him so."
 Seeing Is Laughing. Dear Wally:
 am in distress: My fello didn't like my dress. Wear shorter skirts" said he. l did. And then he laughed. Why?
 CANDID KID. Dear Candid Kid
 I'd bet good money He laughed because your legs are funny. Don't let that bring you misery; You've got a lot of company.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

II is estimated that 12 per cent of those who demand room with bath take the bath.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

\ False Alarm.
 Bystander: "Where's the fire?''
 Fireman: ''We ain't found nothing but some overloaded women at bargain counter" p. E. Montgomery.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

Civilization: Six men meet. They build e school house and a church and issue bonds.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
Evidence

Lulu: "Yo' has been shoouh craps" Nose: How yo' know" Lulu: Huh! Yuh done brushed 0ff yer knees"
 John Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

It may be that waterpower could run tho country. It does now, if you count wifc's tears.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
ROGUISH ROIIO l.
 Revenge.

RoGUIsH RoIIo
 l.
 Revenge. A great big bully, on our street, When l was alone, Said. "Rollo, you git off my beat And then he chased me home. Then I got whooping cough and, say How rotten I did feel! And when saw that kid, next day, l bumped him off his wheel, S And nearly coughed my collar off, But didn't run away; And now he's got the whooping
 cough!
 Hurray. Hurray! Hurray!
 Billie Morrison.
 Appreciation. My Sister has heau who comes And reads to her, sometimes. He calls himself 8 poet And recites lot of ryhmes. "The cuckoo is calling to its mate,' He says, and Sister says, That's
 great!"
 I told the boys about it, And just what time he came, And Sis got awful ratty And turned as red as flame When they stood and yelled, from
 the garden-gate: "The cuckoo is calling .~. on its mate" A. E. Kopperl.
New Britain herald., 1925-04-03
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New Britain herald., 1925-04-03

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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-10-31
Opinion Given
About Tax Sales

Additional rules for the guidance
Of county auditors in tax matters
were issued here today by the attor-
neN generals office in an opinion to
j. \. Gray. auditor of Ransom county.
The text of the opinion follows:
1T is our opinion that all pieces
on parcels of real property bid in for
the county ut prior tax sales which
have not been redeemed or assigned
within three years from the date of
The. sale and concerning which nc no
tee Of expiration of time of redemp-
ton has been given. must be sold in
conformity TO Section ,. Chapter 1919,
Session Laws 1925, and that prior 70
such sale the county auditor must. on
or before February 1st, give the no.
tjcc Of tn" expiration Of the period
Of redemption upon all such tracts
rs provided in subdivision OF Sec
ton D.
1T is our opinion that this must
be done even though no certificate
has been issued to the county upon
such sale. While perhaps no ccrtif;-
cate has been issued, yet our Su-
prcmc Court III Il recent decision has
ruled that the same should be issued.
The Issuance OF such certificate is.
IN our onlnlor. Il ministerial duty on
~ and the failure 50 to do is but u
clerical omission which may be sup
piled at any time. The same is sign
ed by the County Auditor in his Of
flclal capacity only. and even though
the sale may have been held Under
his predecessor, he is none the less
required TO issue the certificate as
County Auditor. because such certi-
ficate is but evidence of the fact that
there were no bids other than the
county. Where such certificates
have not been issued, County Audi
tors should issue them
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NOTICE Or. SALE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN. Tha<
oy virtue of: Il judgment and decree
IN foreclosure, rendered and given
ny the District Court Of the Fourth
judicial District, in and for the
County of Burleigh. and State hyf
North Dakota. and entered and doc
keted. in the office of tho Clerk Of
said Court in and for said County
on the 18th day Of October. 1926. in
an action wherein Paul E. Remington
was plaintiff and Ella NJ, Kennedy.
formerly Ella NJ. Hazlegroyc. some
times known as Ella NJ. Kazelprovc.
was defendant, in favor Of said plain.
tin and against said defendant !, for
tho sum Of Three Thousand Three
Hundred Sixteen and 02/i0O
t$5"l6:02l Dollars, which Judgment
and decree among other things al
rected the sale by me Of the real
estate hereinafter described to salts.
~ the amount of said judgment. with
interest thereon and the costs and
expenses Of such SALE, or 50 much
thereof as the proceeds OF such sale
applicable thereto will satisfy. and
by virtue Of q writ to the issued ont
OF the office of the Clerk of saii
Court. directing me to sell said real
property pursuant to said Judgment
and decree, /, A]bin Hcdstrom.
Sheriff Of said County, and tho .,,er'
son appointed by. said. Court to make
said sale, will sell the hereinafter
described real estate to the highest
bidder, Tor cash, at public auction, at
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NOTICE. or ENIiR ALTON OF
Redemption

STATE or NoETII DAKOTA.
County Of B,rlciEh---ss.
Ofiic" OF County Auditor,
EiSmnrrk. y. Oak.
Z" Ella V. Ferris. Bismarck. y.
Dnk. &. \. Fisher. st. Trras.. Of y.
Oak. I:iSmar"k, y. Oak.
You are hereby notified that the
tract of land hereinafter described
and which was assessed in your
nam" Cor taxation for tn" year. 1920,
WAS on the 18th day Of December,
1921, duly sold, as provided by law.
Tor tn" delinquent taxes If the year
1870. ana chat the time for rcdcmr-
ton from said sale will expire nine
ty days from the completed service
Of this notice.
i'll land is described us follows:
Southwest quarter. Section 5,
wn%hip l53. Range 1S
Amount sold for, $40.
Amount required to redeem at this
date, $116.So
In addition t. the above amount
YOU viii j." required to pay the costs
Of tn" service of this notice and in
tcreSt as provided by law and unless
you redeem said land from said sale
before tn" expiration of tn. tins for
thereof Will issue to- the holder of
tn" tax sale certificate as provided
Ivy law.
Witness my hand and official seal
this 24th day OF July, 1925.
,SEAD
FRANK j. JOHNSON.
Auditor Durleigh County.
., North Dakota.
4
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NOTICE OF EXPIRATION OF
REDEMPTION

- \1f- Or NORTH DAKOTA.
County of Hurlcigh---sa
Offir" Of County Auditor,
bismarck. y. Oak.
bak.: =. \. Fisher, st. Trcus., uf \.
OAK, bismarck. y. Oak.
fou are hereby notified that tho
tract of land hereinafter described
and which was assessed in your
nam" for taxation for the year 1920,
was on the 18th day Of D.rsmbr r.
l":l. duly sold. as provided iy law
FOR tn" Delinquent taxes of u" year
ii"a from said sale will cNpi q nine
Of this notice.
said land Is described rs follows:
Northwest Quarter, Section D.
Township il". Range %.
Amount sold for, $685..
AMOUNT required to redeem ut tn is
rate. S12".d.
IN addition t. tl.c above amount
you viii be required to pay the costs
Of the service Of this notice and in
t"rrSt rs provided by law and unlc IS
y"u redeem said land from said sale
bcfor" the expiration Of the time TO,
redemption rs above stated. a. deed
ih"r.of will issue to- the holder OF
the tax sale certificate AS provided
by law
Witness my hand and official seal
hi: .ith day Of July. 1875.
'SE.ALJ
FRANK j. JOHNSON.
auditor Eurlei;sh County
North Dakota
1V-3ll!-.-l
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tn" front door Of the Court House in
the City Of Bismarck in the County
Of Burlcigh and State Of North Da,
kota, on the 18th day Of November.
A. d. 1926, at two o'clock z. NJ. of
that day, to satisfy said judgment,
with interest and costs thereon, and
the costs and expenses Of such sale.
or so much thereof as the proceeds
Of such sale applicable thereto will
satisfy. The premises to be sold as
aforesaid pursuant to said judgment
and decree. and to said writ, and TO
this notice, are described in said
judgment, decree and writ rs fol-
lows, to-wit:
The West One Half wv 1-2) Of
Section Nine CO.. in Township One
Hundred Forty-four (144) Range
Scvcnty-five fi5l West of the Fifth
Principal Meridian, in Burleigh
County, Nos.h Dakota, and contain
ing $40 acres, more or less. accord
ing to the United States Government
Survey thereof. ..
Dated at Bismarck, N. OAK, this
10Th day of October. 1925.
Albin IFedstrom,
Sheriff Of Burlcigh County, North
Dakota.
Scott Cameron.
Attorney for Plaintiff,
Bismarck, North Dakota.
II ~ fO-17-24- al ,1l-7-ll
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\OCjt T. OE ENpIN ATION OC'
PDIn<
~ -
:1 VIE, or

- y - W .NCh1 IL b.NN'i y,
County OF Enrlcish--ss.
Otrir" of County Auditor,
bismarck. y. Oak.
Oak; G. \. Fisher, St Treas, Of \.
OAK. Bismarck, \. Dak.
S"'! - h"rnbv notified ''H,ut thn
tract Of land hereinafter described
and which, was :lsSessct IN your
nam" for taXat ton for the wear 1920.
was on the 13th day OF December.
'"'l duly SOLD. as nrovid.d by law
Tor the delinquent taxes Of the year
i'zo, and that the time for re.i.mp-
TEA from said sale will expire nine
~ days from the completed service
O.! this notice ~
said land is described as follows
>. northeast quarter, Section D..
Township li3 Range IS.
Anlount sold for. s1?.OJ.
Amount required to redeem ut this
date. s11a52.
In addition t. IT., above amount
you will be required to pay tho costs
OF the service OF this notice ana in
,erest as provided by law and unless
you redeem said land from said sale.
before the expiration Of the time for
redemption as above stated, IL deed
thereof will issue to the holder OF
the tax sale certificate AS provided
by law.
Witness my hand and official sea
this gath day Of July, 1925.
FRANK J. JOHNSON, ~
Auditor Eurleigh County,
North Dakota.
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NOTICE FORECLOSURE SALE BY
ADVERTISEMENT

Notice is hereby given that default
has been made in the terms of that
certain mortgage executed and de-
livcrcd by Peter Anderson, Il single
man, mortgagor, to Lena Wise. 4
widow, mortgagec, dated on the 18th
day Of February. A. ID. 1919. and filed
for record in the office Of Register
of Deeds Of Burleigh county, North
Dakota, on the 1Ith day Of Fcbru-
AIRY, A. ID. 1920, at TWO O'Clock p. NJ.
and duly recorded in Book l5y Of
Mortgages. on page 1879: and that
SAID mortgage will be forccloscd by
4 sale of such premises described in
such mortgage and hereinafter de-
scribed. at the front door of the
court house in the city of Bismarck.
North Dakota, on the Bird day Of No.
vemhcr. a. ID. 1925, at Eleven O'Clock