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attending summer school.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Toole were
from the Three Fork ranch
n were guests of Mr.. and Mrs. l..
Harris, Saturday.
e. N. Michaelsen, Mr.. and Mrs.
David Gillespie and son David Jr.,
and daughters Rosemary and Doro-
inca were guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
II. L. Hays for dinner Sunday at
Savery.
DR.. and Mrs. Noyes and daughter,
Helen, were in Baggs on business the
first part Of this week.
A meeting of the lodge members
OF Dixon was held at the Parish
house, Wednesday afternoon. After
the business of the meeting was over
refreshments We're served by Mrs.
d. Gillespie, Mrs. e. w. Reader and
Mrs. Nettie Montgomery.
The people of the river expect a
in this coming week.
Herbert Henshall came to Dixon
Saturday for a short visit with his
wife, Mrs. Henshall.
NJ. II. Gooldy and son Milton were
in town this week.
, 1925-06-18
AMERICA OR NO AMERICA

"If we Americans ever put restric-
tons upon individual ambition and
enterprise by adopting government
ownership, then we shall have neces-
sarily a government far different
from the one that has fostered the
development of the United States, and
consequently we shall have a far
different country to live in. Gov
eminent ownership, once begun in
this country will soon be extended
to the factory and the farm-to gov
eminent ownership of all business
and industry, including the colleges
and universities and newspapers that
play with the idea. 1t will be the
first step toward the full commun-
list program as exemplifed in Rus
STA and defined in the dictionary,
namely: abolition of all private prop
erty, and state control of labor, re
ligion and social relations" including
the raising of families. This is ad-
mitted by all government ownership
advocates who are at once honest
and mentally able to apply the signif-
icance of their slogans and shibbo-
leths; it is denied or doubted only
by the Observation-Disclosures insult
president Commonwealth E d i S o n
Company.
, 1925-06-18

DR.. w. S. Williams of Laramie
was the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. David
West, Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Brooks and fam
lily were visitors in this vicinity Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Anderson and
family came down from East Fork to
attend the L. o. o. f. dance Saturday
night.
Mr.. and Mrs. John TRACER, who
have been spending some time at the
Skiver ranch, went into Hanna on
Monday, where they expect to visit
with Mr.. and Mrs. c. Fink for a few
days.
Mrs. Fred Hansen and family,
Mrs. Mike Quealy and Kenneth
Briggs motored to East Fork, Sun
day, where they enjoyed the day in
fishing.
Mrs. Wallace Bonner went to En-
campment, Sunday, where she will
visit with her husband for some time.
Mrs. 7. d. Mangan and family
motored from Hanna, Tuesday, and
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of Rawlins were here Wednesday for
the Wertheim-Quealy trial.
II. p. Hansen received a shipment
of red foxes last week. Mr.. Hansen's
intentions are to start a fox farm.
Everyone wishes him the best of
luck.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Cook and fam
lily motored out from Hanna, Satur-
day, and we're the guests of Mrs.
John Veitch.
Miss Helen Veitch, who has been
attending school in Denver, returned
Wednesday.
John Rodda, of Hudson, and AL
fred Watkins were visitors from
Hanna, Thursday.
Mother St. Anderson and Mother
Mary Disinis from the II. c.. J..
academy of Cheyenne We're the guests
of Mrs. John Quealy last week.
Mrs. Frank Maxi was a visitor
from the Siltamaki ranch, Sunday.
Charles Steiner, Willie Lehto and
Eric Lepponen were visitors from
Hanna, Friday.
The l. o. O. F. dance which was
given June 10, was a great success.
Everyone there reported a very good
time. At midnight, Mrs. j. S. Evans
served a delicious lunch. Music was
furnished by Jack Cooks orchestra.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Reese, Mr.. and
Mrs. VIM. Dickinson and family, Mr..
and Mrs. Tom Dickinson, Mrs. Mag
gle Reese, and Mr.. Choate, of Hanna,
were visitors of Mrs. S. Dickinson,
Sunday.
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, 1925-06-18
District Engineer
Marks, Report Road
Work District No. z

Contractor has completed setting
up crushing plants and is now ready
to place crushed rock at four points
the Rawlins+Muddy Gap road.
There should be good progress dur
ing the coming summer.
Work is completed on the Lincoln
Highway between Bosler and Lara
ME river. While this is a short
project, it is a much needed i'm
provement.
Project F. A. 172-A, Bosler East
is now under construction and con-
struction and contractor is making
progress.
Maintenance
The rain of the last ten days has
been a life saver for III mainten-
ance department. 1t has meant work
from daylight till dark but every
body is happy.
Heavy maintenance is complete
from Rawlins west to Red Desert,
to Walcott, Medicine Bow
to Laramie and Laramie to Buford.
All roads in this district are re-
ported in very good condition.-Wy-
oming Roads.
, 1925-06-18
BOY SCOUTS ARE LOOKING
FORWARD TO SUMNER CAMP

At the Saturday morning meeting
of the Boy Scouts of Rawlins in the
school gymnasium the members re-
viewed the first aid for the second
class tests. The Scouts are looking
forward and preparing for the sum
mer camp and it has been announced
that the members of the organiza-
ton who do not attend the regular
Saturday meetings will find it hard
to qualify with the rest of the mem
bers in the summer camp work. The
meetings at the present time are very
important, thus all the members
should attend the meetings and keep
up in the work and tests.
, 1925-06-18
Slater
Natl, Forest Road
To Be Constructed

Bids we're opened at two o'clock
yesterday afternoon for the construc-
ton of a road between Encampment
and the Slater National Forest To-
Gated within the Hayden National
Forest, Carbon county, in the gen.
eral vicinity of Coppertown. The
length of project to- be constructed
or improved is approximately 4.74
miles and the work embraced in the
contract shall be completed on or
before October list, 1925, unless an
extension of time is granted by the
Supervisor of the Hayden Forest,
the person who received the sealed
proposals.
With the opening of this road a
new district will be opened for travel
and it will relatively a short
distance between the Snake river val
ley and the Platte valley. The OPEN
ing of this road has long been the
plans of the residents of these two
districts and by October list. it is
expected that travel will begin.
, 1925-06-18
.SElkMoupain
&IEdmnSSS

Mr.. and Mrs. S. d. Briggs of Hanna
were visiting their son, Kenneth,
Sunday.
Mrs. II. Doherty who was visiting
her daughter, Mrs. Carl Schoen, was
called to Rawlins, Sunday, on &C
of the death of her brother
in-law, Andrew Jordon.
Mrs. G. Ellis and family motored
from Laramie last Sunday, and were
the guests of Mrs. j. Hammond for
a week.
Mrs. J.. eastman and sons, Harry
and James, were visitors from Raw
Inns, Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. H. Crow and
children were in from the Bow sta
ton, Wednesday, to attend to some
business.
A. r. McMicken and A. j. Roster
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were the guests of Mrs. Alice Hast
ings.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. watkins and fam
lily, and Mr.. and Mrs. Pete Puro of
Hanna were among those who were
fishing at Eastfork, Sunday.
Misses Annie and Marie Glad came
down from Rawlins to attend the
l. o. o. F.. dance.
Miss Kate Dolling, Harold Riggs
and Harry Jones attended the dance
Saturday night.
Misses Muriel and Emma Hansen
and Vago Maxi made a business trip
into Hanna Saturday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dan West were visit
ors at the Meredith ranch, Saturday.
r. f. Skiver has been suffering
from an inlamed eye for some time,
but at present is getting along very
nicely.
Carl boiling made a business trip
to Saratoga, Wednesday.
, 1925-06-18
CARDS SHOWING
TOURISTS VERY
WELL PLEASED

The tourist season is on in full
force and the Tourist Camp is having
on the average of about 35 cars every
night in the paid grounds and an
average of about six ears on the
free grounds. The cards on which
a record is kept has places for the
address of the persons, make of car,
license number, destination, date ar
rived in the camp, the day the car
left the camp and remarks. The
great majority of the lines on which
the remarks are written show that
the tourists are very well pleased
and satisfied with the camp the re-
marks made at the grounds are prac-
tically all the same = the tourists
state hat Rawlins has the best tour
list camp between the west coast and
the eastern states.
Most of the tourists are surprised
that the camp is so reasonable in
price. They say that most of the
camps charge so cents to get into the
grounds and then an extra charge is
made for the use of the water, lights
bath, a etc, and before they leave
the camp it has cost them two or
three dollars. With the Rawlins
amp the charge of so cents covers
the use of all the accessories includ-
ing the natural gas. This feature has
gone a long ways in advertising this
city and knowing tourists they love
to talk, thus most of them know that
Rawlins has natural gas" at the
tourist camp before they ever reach
this city and it is a big point in their
stopping here.
Although the camp has had On the
- % tN,.;-- -. tL.
camp ground each night for the past
few weeks this is only a small per-
centage of the cars that are pass
ing through this city each day. Many
of the tourists are anxious to get to
their destinations and for this reason
Rawlins misses a number of them,
however, many of them patronize the
stores in this city even though they
do not stop overnight.
The cards show that the majority
OF the tourists are travelling in Fords
and the number of tourists going
east is about the same as the num-
Der going west. Most of the cars
going east are from California while
the ones going west are from the
many states all over the Union and
the most OF them are headed for
California.
AS a matter that has come to the
attention of many Rawlins residents,
a man in this city has recently given
up his house inc has pitched a tent
at the base and on the east side of
Monument Hill. This tent acted as
a decoy and has made many tourists
think hat the camp ground is in the
west end of the city. especially If the
tourist passed through this city dur
ing the past few years when the camp
was near Monument Hill. There is
on the average of four or five cars
camped near the hill every night,
much to the chagrin of the Boy
Scouts who have n ball diamond
where the old camp grounds used
to be. The tourists should be sent
down to the regular grounds where
their cans and garbage is taken care
Of
, 1925-06-18
PHILLIPS ATTENDING
HORTICULTURE SCHOOL

S. C. Phillips of the Phillips Floral
Shop in Rawlins left this city on
Tuesday of this week for Sedalia, Mo,
where he will take a few weeks spec
ial instruction under Prof. j. f. Can
naday of the Standard School of
Horticulture.
Before returning to Rawlins Mr..
Phillips will visit relatives and
friends neal Sedalia, his old home,
for a short time and then he will
stop in Denver for a short time on
his way back to this city.
, 1925-06-18
NOICE OF ANNUAL MEETING OF
STOCKHOLDERS

Notice is hereby given that the
regular annual meeting of the stock
holders of Elk Mountain Trading CO..
will be held at the offices of said
company in the town of Elk Noun
tain, Wyoming, on the End day of
July, 1925, at the hour of two
O'Clock p. NJ, for the purpose of
eledting a Board of Directors, and
for the transaction of such other
business as may regularly come be-
fore the meeting.
ELK MOUNTAIN TRADING CO,
By. Brimmer & Brimmer, Attorneys.
, 1925-06-18
Dixon Notes

" .1
Hal hays VINO cahne III 10 spenu
rev DAYS Win MS puren.s' WI. Wv
MIS-. H. !, ii"ss' i"i' 'u""' va
summer SCHOOL
hoy Jones ahu E1w,n o"ne. m.iv
business Visitors oi Sr"is' SATURDAY
morning.
Mrs. hicharu harrison nus oee zen
visitihg her parents MI anu VT
n. l.. nays Vi Sa.ei'. us ~sn
She ihtends 10 return 10 ner hoine
In hawiins the hrst part OIL next
week c.u
MT ana Mrs' a; H. r.eauel VI "a
cry were trahsac,'hs BUSINESS III DN
on edhesday
A party lot MISS ueorsla Lo'e u
a shower Tor Mrs. HARRISON was EVEN
ny the people Oh oaNery' 'h"isua.
evening ana eve yohe hao "a "os'
enjoyable time. -
Georgia Love ieit the river FIJI
day to attend summer schooi'
Mr.. and Mrs. Cobp were guests
or Mr.. ana Mrs' H. l.. ha!s LOT ohh
ner. Sunday. ODD.
clyde Woliord, Nellie 4, eooIuy
Helen Hays ana Mrs' Harrison WSre
In Dixon on business IhursuaS
morning.
Helen Hays who has peer teachihg
IN Cokeviiie TINS last winter ~ ,isit-
ing her parents. Mr.. ana MIS- H. H.
Hays OF Savery
Mrs. John Terrill TOO her youhs
son, Albert. TO Laramie, 10 attend
summer school, this week.
Mr. and Mrs. John Turner were
business visitors OF Dixon TINS eek.
Mrs. Richard Harrison was u guest
OF Mrs. David Gillespie OF Dixon'
Tuesday.
Miss Josephine Jebcns who has
been visiting the Misses Irene ana
Bessie Tcrrill returned to her nome
, 1925-06-18

w. D. Milan was a visitor in this
city last Friday from his home in
Bairoil.
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T DIT o R Il $
WHY NOT ROPE OFF THE
STREETS At NINE O'CLOCK

Il i; Is svae tAa; certain residents
e Isnsssr:rilla are 5asueatorS q
,hst ASSUME er55raase to prevent
ANY BUSINESS fgon operating IN
the city frsu ri5a5eh; uat5l i've
in IKE morning hsvaa>e the noise
# osrs azHoy sAen- then
My rs step e12e freight ard gsS-
ssarer trans from passing thru The
city during these 6aar<,
WY nes step she cats fFeM cor
daesfae .nei7 nightly sereaades
Wy RI step the ROSTERS fro1
Growing
Wy ret step the dogs fram
BARKING
Why Sot-Ba; what's re use
TIE inconsistency ot su,h sailk-ser
uiaay-vlss53ges spparan; . any
one WITH eFair IN their heads
~ you woraer who these res
dents Of I.auAer;ville= are wha are
Sc aU-arod high ard mighty that
tley 8ea.as3 he wheels at commerce
ami Industry stop turning IN defer
euse 20 their lardly dreams
Perhaps wei se,I yca aext tire
Amt ne 90. fun
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TENTED CITY FOR
BOYS CLUB

Professor A Y Hubert ASSISTANT
D--essa- = EI-szs5sz Ssrvses b las
safe Colasse - Agriculture = NaH
B-Sas~.cs has oo=a1esea arrange
zezts fo- miniature tez5eS e.sy 81
;As T-sztoa "a SA5cA VI y as.5
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tcesr 5 Hays SD sras azz ;Ass-
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7s- z he .la5or sx7szs&oz Tork-
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i Esa-s co1Fszse1t ID tAs- q 5lz-12
c-7a;s 4 tss educational aszo-s,-1-
tsozs ws5ea have SEEK arranged
Pans ave sesz ps-1sse.4a - ~
l&-Ses; as Aest ssys z-1 EElS ems
sxALazi wA5sA 80 ~ -z3e rs rear
81 ne TTe-1oz STATE E2i'. P-otes
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TALL PINES AND PEEwEEs

Omaha, Neb.,-The long and short
At the A. E F. will be much in
evidence az the national eonven-
ton Of The American Legion here
October 5 TO 9.
Rollin Abbott, height four feet
ten inches. commander of John E.
Courtney Post Of Hartford. Wis
cansiu who claims Il be the shortest
nan q the \. E, z. has requested
the Omaha general committee 70
seek out the tsllest man Of the
4. e F. aud to billet this tall
fellow WITH him n Omaha
y challenge this hong hoy 70
march with re IN the parade Al
bot wro;e the committee.
Particularly Abbot; huEls his ehal-
.ence al tie drum n,a5aF q Den
ver Colorado Legion drum corps,
7ss.o measures >evea feet nine inches.
Abbott also challenges sH corners
N the rewee class e a shortest We;
contest
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HIGHER Premiums
IN FAIR EXHIBITS

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LEGION SENDS Help
WHEN SHENANDOAH
CRASHES N STORM
By IRE American Legion News
Srevice.4

Srev5ee.1
Caldwell. 0.-When ire Shenaa-
saah crashed near here. the first
organized relief ard patrols - weef
lie emergency were provided y tire
Caldwell ard Belle Valley posts q
re American Legion
Lessoaraizs relief parties were
organized Na3 pat 5nta action as
Ssaa a vor6 Of the crash II which
fourteen r4yy nea lost their lives
reached here.
The dead rere taken 1t oree by
the IaE5ou-usana.ea ambulance. =
Belle Valley. wheae shser esi5ss were
s4red for pending word as . rrs-
ae7 disposition e tkem from uela-
.5ves a off5e5alS. Ore wounded man
zas raSae3 Il hospitAl al Mar
a.tS ~ Lsgsonaaires IN charge.
Survivors Il re disaster were
.a&ea 70 Cambridge. where ~ Le-
e.oa eaSs responded 81 snos = the
al fsr help an5 members rvsw5e5
ssr re survivors pending arrival
= nay officers y tske charge
Laot5ag e PARTS Il the ua&.r ses-
ean a Tie Sheaza5oaA. aear Ava
assszase - -hzase3 he a&y fol-
lowing Ire crash that jerome Vii
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ROUND TRIP TICKETS f5c coon r>,u ,pSpn
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HTTCHING THEIR FLIyyERS
To THE STAT

Henry Ford and his son Edsei
Heaven be praised. are both deeply
interested II flyiag. TIE older Ford
won't object 20 the statement that
his ser dragged him into Il.
They sre gong to arrange s
parade Of twenty iyjng rsachiHez
across the country. inviting osherS
70 Join. That vii help . wake
Up TIE country
TIE first IF the Ford baby dIr-
igible>. au-metaL able 10 stay oai
q doors al ire year ro2ad. !
necessary. vii Be ; welcome sight.
Arthur Brisbane II Ny. American
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COMMUNICATION

Dear Editor:
How in blazes Is Mayor Moonan
to get any rest during the five hours
or 50 that he spends IN Lambert
vile. if business places are net
closed from midnight q five, am ;
He can't stay in Trenton all the
time. or he would forfeit his vot-
ing right in Lambertville.
TIE darned ku hluXers have
caused him the lass af many pre-
e5ous hours Of sleep wondering just
who they were. II the Klesgle and
Cyclaps don't furnish him an official
list Of members pretty soon he VII
have 20 have business closed alto
gether.
one Who Wants 10 Know.
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one Who Wants % Know.
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lF@ln OaS leaves N Union Elm SITS for Isroher-xle
the 4sSS down train e "''e " S0fi'S~$ VIII
~ g S nus ier hohher Mill employees leaves n Union
Jar 700 Trenton Rusl ~ " :" ""V0e" % she Fss3-
SIS al $50 every evening" w '"N'S ~ Union 3 I'm
81 $50 for laplhertVllle V" Aetaas@ 0~AS
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INK FROM OTHER
PRESSES
Humorous and Serioas Topics
From Leading Editors
of the Country
I'M from OTHER PRESSES
REASON

First Youth-You Shouldn't
chuekIe over that poor fellows do
nestle troubles.
Second Ds,to-But yoa don't "
derStaud. The girl he married was
the one who jilied ne.
Answers. London.
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TRENTON LIuBERTVILLF Bus LINE

Trenton Terminal at - N Willow 81 inst ~ wsS+
la.e - flrSt bus Tor lamhertvne at 600 III ana every
helF hes@Ier until midnight lamhertvle reyTinsl 81
lnaen snc lin SITS First bus for Trenton N am NJ srs
every hoar there after until u o'clock midnivht - -
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-03-13

Europe may have finer All galaries,
but look at our b.lib1aIds
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-03-13
HELLO
lie kissed Helen,
Hell ensued;
He left Helen,
Helen sued.

Small Boy: Say, Ma, you must
have oct this kid where you buy the
seedess oranges and homeless Goldfish
they sent you a toothless body"
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-03-13

The college graduate begins by Try
ing to reform the world; he ends by
deciding that it isn't worth reform
ing.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-03-13

at simply isn't done, you know
quoth Bot, as ne cut into the sifloin.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-03-13

"Hope is like the sun, which, as We
iaufne" towards it, casts the shadow
of our burden behind Us.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-03-13

ing.on." states Alice Robertson. u
only saw one congressman drunk N
the floor Of the house Wei, Il
sakes q lot Of liquor, snaps Bot. =
put congressman on the floor.
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4 sJatesmaH, ia the opinion Of Bot,
is one who can make the ia~ Rfe"
where two grew before.
Busy Magnate testified: Vel,
What DO yoa want? Be snoft.8
Pfod.gal Son, (Tisiug 10 the oceas-
ion): II will, / ami
Europe may have finer arl galaries,
but look at our biibaaris
A woman's like a vehicle when she's
little sulky
And this applies to all Of them, the
lean on fat or bulky.
And there's the newly married enc,
who calls her husband, "Ducky.o
She too, is like a vehicle; she's Juzt
little buggy.
It's fair enough, snorts Bott. The
Reds have too much cheek, and the
cheeks have too much red.
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"Who was the be-, man at your
wedding"
Proud Brides "My husband
Over in the Dental Office they USED
10 pull teeth one al d time; now they
pull 'em by the acher
"This is another viewpoint on q
subject Of interest" thought the key
hole to itself
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Laughter is an excellent means for
beginning a friends5in.' muses. Bot,
and for ending one ii cant be beat.
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Superlative praise: She is attrac-
tive even in a boudoif cap.