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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17
MILLION AIi.I BRYAN
(3t. Louis Post nispat en-

Wv '''''" ''' '''"p"''"'
william Jennings Bryan l.. now
IL millionaire become such, the
news relates, through investments
ia Florida real estate The report
VIII astoniah many and ,s1uck no,
II few We experience neither OF
those reactions.
If Brother Bryan wasn't ore
destined m .liunai.c the copyDoOk
mayima are worse than empty
tWaddle, they are sinister t.ceo,
tons, Of piece with Mother
Goose. The man has been thrift
incarulte. He IA never s1wn so
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTO BARTON
THE PlENtAN'S PIES

Nancy and Nick and Mister Whizz
had no idea that the magic snuff had
been spilled and that dreadful things
We're happening in Daddy Gander
Town.
But one thing they did know about
1t was about Simple Simon and the
Piemans pies.
In the first place the Muffin Man
never could bear the Pieman. He
called him a peddler and cheap SIX ate
and everything that he could think
Of.
SLOW can he sell pies for a PEN
N.Y." said the Muffin Man, when
can scarcely make decent living by
selling them for ten cents apiece,
I'll bet YOU his apple pies are made
Of dried apples with the skins on and
the cores in, and his raisin pies are
made OF about two raisins and the
rest flour and water-+to thicken
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

them up. And I'd hate to think Of
what his custard pies are made Of
I'll bet you anything they never saw
the inside Of an egg she'll"
That was the way the Muffin Man
talked and when he heard the Pie
man coming down the street calling
"Pies a penny-Pies a penny" he
got so excited that he couldn't count
q straight dozen. He had been known
to count out thirteen doughnuts time
and again when he heard the Pie
mans cry. In time thirteen began
to be known as bakers dozen.
The day that the magic snuff got
spilled, Simple Simon had stopped
the rfeman right in front Of the
Muffin Mans shop.
"Please give me a pie. I'm hun
cry. I'D like to taste your ware,'
said Simon.
The Pieman was in q hurry be-
cause it was Fair Day and that was
where he was going.
"I'll sell you one for a penny" said
the Pieman. What kind do you
want?"
II want them ALL" said Simon,
"only haven't a penny. l haven't
any money at ALL"
'Then why did you stop me?' cried
the Pieman. ~Out of my way. boy"
At that very minute Snitcher
Snatch, the goblin, rolled out Of the
Muffin Mans door and spilled some
Of the magic snuff out Of the gold
snuff box.
And one grain Of it got up the Pie
mans nose.
The very next minute he had
breathed it in.
"Achoo!" he went so loudly it must
have been heard in St. Louis or may
be China or it is just possible even
in San Francisco.
Instantly all Of his pies flew in
every direction. Simple Simon got
two and ran home as fast IS his legs
could carry him. ~
But most Of them flew into the
Muffin Mans shop and settled on the
counter. ~
.Aha!" cried the Muffin Man. Now
can find what the Pieman's pies
are made of-wouldn't be surprised
if they were filled with sawdust."
But instead he found that they
were made better than the pies he
made himself. 80
"I'il tell you how it is" said Mis-
ter Whizz. THE Piemsn has no rent
mo paper bags to buy-and no de-
livery boy to pay. Besides his pies
are smaller than yours
That's q fact" said the Muffin
Man thoughtfully. II guess he Is
an honsst man after all. Perhaps
I'll take him into partnership with
me. What do you say. Mister Pie
man%
(To Be CONTINUED
(Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc. J
Great Britain is smoking less to
bacco. In 1920 the consumption yaa
Las. 000, 000 pounds and last year Z
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17
ON HEALTH---
ROOT OF SERIOUS TROUBLES

GLIDING apples, tomatoes, prunes and
figs.
Oatmeal, Indian and rye meal
porridge are beneficial, the more so
if they are eaten with molasses in
stead Of milk.
Coarse bread, as graham, oatmeal
or brown bread, is to be preferred to
that made from fine wheat flour.
Drink coffee without sugar.
Plenty Of water should be taken
during the day.
Sometimes q glass of cold water
before breakfast is a sufficient aper-
lent.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

bred in the Levant habit of mutual
dstrust which may take generations
to Outgrow.
made of the wrecks Of the Austrian
and Ottoman empires and interven-
ing states, must endure this and take
its consequences. The real problem
of our generation is to keep from
Balancing the rest Of the world, by
universal national distrusts.
IF Senator Borah succeeds in
keeping the United States out of the
world court" says the chief spokes-
man of the irreconcilables, "he ought
to be elected president of the United
States for that alone"
Senator Borah may be president.
some day, and if he is, his country
will have one of its ablest men at
its head. But let US hope that it
will be for some constructive, and
not merely destructive achievement
To defeat the only important pol
icy on which both American parties
are agreed; to place the bulk of an
inert America athwart the current
Of history; to commit the only peo-
pie who, on continental scale, have
kept the peace by submitting their
disputes to civilized adjudication, to
refusal to join in extending the
same boon to the world; to defeat
by American obstruction Americas
historic world policy; to announce
that America alone, of all the ma
tions on earth, declines any arbitra-
ment but that of the sword-that is
crusade which may qualify for
Leader of the Opposition, but no,
for Chief of the Republic.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

Constipation often is considered Il
minor ailmept.
But regardless, it is one Of the
most common Of ailments, and often
is the root Of serious troubles.
Persons who lead sedentary life
are most subject to constipation. For
them there is one cardinal principle
to be laid down for its treatment.
This is diet. Medicine may relieve
constipation, but it does not remove
the cause.
Diet is the thing. Avoid eating
as much as usual, Substitute in
the place Of meat, more fruits in
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17
Editorial Review

Comments reproduced IL tile
column may or n'uy not sxPrsss
are presented here Ia order that
our readers may have both sides
Ut Important lssues which are
being disouss~l la the pIeAs Vt
the day
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17
NEW HIGHWAY COMMISSION

II interest IN good roads and active advocacy of good
roads legislation count for anything l. j. Moe of Valley City
should make valuable member the state highway
mission. He has spent much time and his own money in
working for good roads in the state
Herman Hardt has served the commission before and
active booster for the Bismarck Mancan vehcuar
bridge when certain interests to sub
project because they could dictate the contractors He
is engineer by profession and fully acquainted with the
problems before the highway commission.
The commission has big lob mapped out for them
They should carefully weigh the testimony the recent
legislative investigation and effect such reforms recomne
ded practicable.
Criticism of federal aid and its application not COM
to this state Administration of highway commissions
the nation have been under fire.
The people of the state would welcome complete re-
vision of policies IN the handling of highway problems in
this state
Enough has been disclosed by investigation and other
wise to guide the commission.
Their administration will be followed with interest and
success will follow only politics is eliminated from high
way matters
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17
THE KANSAS EXPERIMENT

Former Governor Aliens scheme the Industrial Court
has been practically nuled by the United States Supreme
court and probably neither labor capital shedding
tears the demise The whole structure doubtless was
faulty and the administration Of the courts decisions made
labor.
Two before the federal decision the has been
inactive important cases came before it, William
Allen Whites tilt with the then Governor Allen memorable
in the fight this court waged for it's existence
Successful arbitration Of industrial disputes spring
from mutual consent Compulsory arbitration defeats the
very end desired Meddhng the part of courts in the
strictly relations between employers and employees
proved disastrous in Kansas but the blow given the in
dustral court will not prove back in achieving better
relations between capital and labor in Kansas elsewhere
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17
A THOUGHT

Oh how great is thy goodness,
which thou hast laid up for them
that fear thee; which thou hast
Wrought for them that trust in thee
before the sons of men!-Ps. 3l:l9.
The soul is strong that trusts in
gOodness.-Massinge
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17
MANDAN NEWS
FINAL ORATORICAL
CONTEST TONIGHT

CONIESI IONlGhi
Final elimination contests in ora
tory and declamatory work will be
held this evening at 1880 O'clock in
the auditorium of the high school.
Three boys, Peter Suehy, Stephen
Dunn and William Toman will strive
for the honor Of representing Man
dan high school in the state contest
to be held at the University Of North
Dakota on May 14th, and likewise
three girls, Margaret Peterson, Alice
Wilkinson and Kathleen Warren will
compete in the declamatory division.
The Judges have been chosen from
outside school circles.
NAME NEW SUPERINTENDENT
OF DEACONESS HOSPITAL
Miss Mabel Stensrud, Minneapolis,
has been named acting superintend-
ent Of the Mandan Deaconess hos
pital in the place Of Miss Stella Dom
ahue, resigned. and has taken over
Miss Donahue left last evening for
St. Louis, Mo-, where she has ac-
cepted a position as superintendent
of the Liberty Hospital.
Miss Stensrud who succeeds her-as
superintendent Of the Mandan hos
pital, is q graduate Of the same nursA
ing school, the Minneapolis City
Hospital, as Miss Donahue and has
splendid recommendations. She came
to the Mandan hospital as assistant
superintendent about three months
ago, and following Miss Donahue's
resignation was chosen by the Meth
odist Hospital board as acting super
intendent.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17
NATIONALIST PARTY IN
EVERY COUNTRY

There is a Nationalist party in
every country in the world. And
everywhere it is the organ Of ex-
IRENE reaction.
In Germany, its defeat by more
progressive groups has three times
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17
Evening Pick

Band CONCERT lovers should tune
in any Of two Of the following sta
tions tonight:
Voc (484) 3 c. T.--Shrine band
concert.
WCAP (4s9) $40 e. T.--Marine
band concert.
WcCO (4l6.4) 8 C. T-Reading Of
"Ehoch Arden" with musical set
ting by Richard Strauss.
POLICE COUNTRY CLUB
Los Angeles, April IA hundred
acres in the high Sierras have been
set aside as country club for the
personnel Of the Los Angeles po-
lice force.
First dance Of the season.
MOraA's Farm, SGT. Arr. rs.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17
MAcKIN-REGAN WEDDING

Mrs. Mary Ouren Mackin and Jo-
seph Regain. both we'll known resi-
dents of the city, were quietly mar
ried Wednesday evening at Z o'clock
in Bismarck and left on N. p Train
No. for Los Angeles, Cal, and other
western cities to spend about
months honeymoon.
They will return to Mandan to
make their home. Mr. Regain is an
engineer for the Northern Pacific
railroad.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

Less fish is being eaten in Great
Britain than before the war. TIT
per capita consumption from 1857
to 1910 was II pounds. Now it il as.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

Crossword puzzle fans now are
barred from using the famous IL
brary at the British Museum, Lon
don.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

Golf is crazy game. Innocent by
ISLANDERS never know what you are
diving at
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

Recent aircraft tests indicate Gen
eral MitchelpS serious mistake was
In having more sense than his sa.
perior officers.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

They do things different in Paris
A thief escaped there on q bicycle
instead of in high powered car
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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

Tight shoes sell lot of automo.
hilaS
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

It's funny. Ii balloon tires look
good on cars why can't they start u
craze for comfortable balloon shoes I?
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

cases Despite this condition, rela-
lively few pedestrians are killed by
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

We are 50 scared our hair is go
ing to stick up III the back that i,
won't stay down.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-17

If Henry Ford really is going to
make airplanes there is a fortune for
someone III selling steel helmets.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28
lO0-Horsepower Cars
Coming, Says Chrysler
Auto Manufacturer Says Highway I'm
provementS to Make Travel Safer

I oSDoN, oct Is. Walter r.
II chryslsr. the American motor car
manufacturer. today not only con
flrned bu, added strength 10 his
statement, made just before leaving
New York thar within two years the
highest grade motor cars would have
100 horse power. be capable OF main
tanning 30 miles an hour and would
cost less than tho highest quality
ears now being built.
Sensing tho tempest Of comment on
both sides ot the Atlantic from auto
mobile makers. a. well az from safety
and traffic organization executives
which those startling predictions
have aroused, Mr Chryslsr tmphat
icaiiy stressed thH trend % the IN.
dustfy IN his address ~ Holburn hail
To ChryslSr distributors and dealers
from England. Ireland. Scotland and
Wales who assembled here Tor the
18th international Motor Exhibition
AZ tho olympia,
During his address Ar, Chrysler
definitely pointed out that tho trend
toward shorter wheolbase and great.
rra speeds without the sacrifice 81
comfort and luxury. is already taking
place. and that thcbS requirements
would undoubtedly be- answered by
cars costing far icHH 90 build than
cars OF similar character today
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28
CHRYSLER LEADS.
FLORIDA TOUR
Tenth Anniversary Tour OF
Dixie HIGHWAY Success

'~rhc tenth anniversary tour 81
tho pixie highway Is over, but its
benefits viii continue FOR years
These were the woris ~ Capt W s..
Gubrrath GRAND marshal as he
alIEhtgd from hts Chptlcr SiN pilot
car In Jacksonville, Fla, after "a l0-
day drive from Sauno Ste. Marie
Judging from tho enthusiastic 70
captions extended Us all tho way
from the 500" continued capt, ca.
breath this tour has awakened UNI
dying interest In tho Dixie highway
tho first improved thru motor route
from tho North 20 the south"
A fine tribute was also paid 20 the
chr, sier Six roadster
To quote Capt Gilbrcath, "Thc
car performed wonderfully As lead.
er OF the caravan It Eci tho pace and
none passed a. II was the center OF
attraction everywhere. and elected
thousands Of inquiries could not
ask Tor better performance from any
ear The trip was constant grind.
but driving was delight"
Ia CHATTANOOGA. tho national
Headquarters OF the Dixie Highway
association, the molorradr was wei.
comcd by ten thousand people, and
escorted into the city by city o.
ficlals the FIRE and police depart
mcnts and detachment Of T.. $,
cavalry
In the evening mammoth ban.
quct was held In honor OF the event
similar celebrations were held IN
Rome. Atlanta aud Macon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28

Ernest y. Smith. general manager
~ the A. A. A.. and Clyde Coons.
technical representative OF the Cad.
lilac Motor Car Co.
The party lett Vancouver az 1855
a m. October 5. They made the
first 1901 miles in exactly 20 hours.
Then they reached Montana and In
tho thick snow and mud Of that state
made only IS miles in /. hours.
From therc on they reported good
roads clear into Detroit. Thru South
Dakota they made 52T miles at an
average speed OF 40 miles per hour.
From Mobridge TO Aberdeen. s. D..
they made 100 miles IN one hour and
- minutes. From Chicago to De.
troit took them eight hours and
three minutes.
Their best average speed was 90
miles in one hour even The entire
driving time from Vancouver 10 De-
troit was 72 hours They arrived in
the latter city on October 10.
Mr.. Nagelvoort, while East. visited
his old home In Wichita. Kan. where
he renewed acquaintance and sold
his former home. He attended the
annual meeting OF the Wichita Cham
her OF Commerce. OF which he was
president before he came TO Seattle.
He then went TO Detroit where he
arranged for some special orders OF
Cadillacs for his sales branch here.
lie learned that the factory is BE-.
tween 1000 and 5000 cars behind
orders. due to the big demand for the
new model which has met with uni.
versal approval, he said.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28
IiIGH.P0W Erred
Al TOS SAFER

Furthermore. he continued, these
carr viii be safer because OF the
amazing progress being made In high
way construction, Elimination Of
steep grades and sharp turns. double
land even auhdrupIe tracking Of
traffic lanes. together with greater
efficiency OF braking equipment and
development OF the skin and dexter.
ity OF the motoring public IN han
ding their cars. he predicts, viii
make tho use OF these high powered
automobiles within two years n mat.
ter OF greater safety than In the
past
'rhe motoring public said Mr..
chrysler, "wilI demand cars OF great.
or power and speed. Comparatively
few drivers will ever use the fun On.
pacity OF their motors. just rs today
few use tho speeds OF 70 milos that
many Of their cars can do. But these
new speed ranges will be assurance
TO them Of stlll finer engineering de-
sign. better materials and more hccur.
MIC workmanship. Every ono OF these
attributes mus, be included to give
a car'theso unprecedented perform.
at,rc Qualities
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28
END CONGESTION
THRU PLANNING
Traffic Expert Says Small
Cities Should Plan Now

NEW YORK. oct. 2s.-city plan.
ming Is seen aa a solution 20 the tr1tf-
nc problems Of the smaller towns
small towns with a rapidly IN.
creaElng number OF automobiles. can
solve their future traffic problems
by planning FOR wider streets and
more parking space on main Travelled
streets.
THE outstanding fact revealed, !"
says Alyan Macauley. president Of
the Packard Motor Co. who has
made n study Of traffic problems in
relation 20 city planning lis that the
important traffic streets arc made
auate FOR either moving or stationary
vehicles.
There Is no logical relation be
tween the width Of important streets
and traffic use OF them IN more than
200 cities studied.
THE smaller cities can sim pre-
vent the conditions which mus, 9th.
crwise bc inevitable by making full
use or the experience gained By
larger cities.
1T ia cheaper and easier 10 plan
than TO replau. or 10 build than 10
rebuild
New York now has 497.523 motor
vehicles. There are 5ss.7A4 licensed
one f54torH and chauffeurE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28

Motor cars" be continued. "aro
SIN largely IN the evolution from the
hortedmwn coaches our f0rcfBthcTs
used When The first horselefs car.
riaEes wrc built. the old-fashioned
buEEies were used FOR experimental
purposes The development Of the
present day motor can be traced from
this source.
"Tbe time II coming when the
motor car Will have strictly an ind.
ylduRl design Some day a radical
builder wili discard an tradition and
design motor ear Of distinctive
lines solely and strictly IN answer 10
motor car requirement. But this
VIII not come until tho motoring
public Is ready for such a drastic
change. Possibly Il viii be the result
OF gradual transition. with tho new
cars that win give us new perform.
anco standards the first step in this
direction"
Mr. Chryslor. together with J =.
Fields. vice president In charge Of
kale1, and Fred " Zedcr. vice prosi-
dent ln charge Of engineering. have
iut, come 80 London after week
on tho Continent. during which they
inspected several European motor
car plants They intend 10 visit
some Of the English manufactor
before sailing.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28

the motor, and ieasenlug Of friction
IN The motor and IN the power line.
have raised this nearly 20 20 per cent
at tho present time
Pew engineers. until recently.
cared to submit their designs TO dyn.
amomcier tests az speeds In excess
Of ? 500 revolutions per minute We
needed huge ana cumbersome power
plants 10 develop speeds Of % 60 Is
miles per hour.
"Contras, this with engineering de.
Sign today. We have motors OF far
smaller slze and weight yet OF such
Improved materials that we think
nothing Of subJcciiug them 20 90. hour
tests AZ speeds Of 1880 aud 400 rev.
Oiuiiors a minute
The coming Of those new cars. with
such added power and speed pasH
bl''ileS, Mr ChryElcr believer. Is TO
Dc but the forcfuuner Of totally nes
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28

splendor Of his appearance and his
expenditures. viii use the machine
for tiger hunting in his Indian state
among tho items Of special equip-
ment FOR the car are ssarohlight
for pursuing game At night; sun
rests on the side or the car. 80 de.
signed that the guns can be brought
Into instant use. and an exhaust
whistles" 10 Brighten off tigers
from springiuE on the car from be.
hind from an oysrhanEins branch.
The body has been camouflaEed for
effective conceaiment in jungle hid
Ing places.
Tiger hunting from m automo
bile. according to tho mpharajah. is
ons OF tho most exciting sports In
the world
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28
RAJAH TO HUNT
TIGERS IN CAR
Special Machine for Sport
Costs Him $4,000

LONDON. Oct. IS Omitted Fressl
Il camouflagcd automobile designed
especially for tiger and big game
hunting. and costing $4,000. has jus,
been delivered in London TO- the
maharajah Of Patiala.
The Magnificent Maharajsh. Us
he has been called since he swept
into London some weeks ago and
startled all English with tho barbaric
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28
DOUBLE AMOUNT OF
POWER TRANSMITTED

This development OF greater
horse power and speed is but a log.
zeal evolution. Scarcely half dozen
years ago only from 10 TO IL per cent
Of the potential energy OF fuel used
actually wna transmitted TO the rear
wheels. Rcfincmcntg in carbureuon
and mnnlfodIng, development OF now
materials for rcclprocating parts In
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28
CADILLAC MAKES
FAST RUN
Nagelvoort Tells OF Trip OF
A. A. A. President
72 HOURS TO DETROIT
Cadillac Branch Head Sees
Old Friends in Wichita

TUE story Of a q hour run from
4 Vancouver n g 10 Detroit
Mich. In a Cadillac is being told by
Flors Nssslyoort Of the Nagclvoort-
Stsarns Cadillac Co. oV h. return
this week from a trip back East.
The swift trip was made by
Thomas r Henry. president ~ the
American Automobile association. ON
the return leg OF his trip 10 the Pa
r'fc Co3si BE was accompanied by
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28

Because modern cars are built so
low certain types Of springs are dir.
ficult to Intricate. The solution lies
in filling the high pressure grease
gun with engine oil and forcing this
lubricant into the spring bolts.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-10-28

A wise motorist will lock the igni.
ton and gears as well as doors and
windshield when leaving the car