The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1925-01-27
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was only fair to her that she should
see the prospective bridegroom before
accepting him for better or very likely
worse. The genial Urban restrained
his urbanity, but his stocks in the
matrimonial market are now below
zero.
(AMUEL M. VAUGHAN, president
- Of the Baldwin Locomotive Works
has no use for people who are not
always looking prosperity straight in
the eye. He blames the workers who
haven't a Job for being unemployed.
There is no excuse for It, he said. If
million workers were laid off, said
the optimistic plute, what they
should do, instead Of trotting around
to the unemployment offices, is to take
out their paint pots and brushes and
begin painting their fences. This
would set every paint shop and nail
factory in the country busy right away
and the unemployed workers would be
dragged from their homes by employ
ers, in search Of help. OF course, it
never occurred to vauclain that not
every worker is lucky enough to have
a fence to paint
II ORRETTA HINES is the daughter
L. Of millionaire lumberman. This
fact is responsible for the generous
space given to her marriage by the
capitalist papers of Chicago. Had she
been the daughter of Murphy, the car
penter, who sometimes drives nails il
Hines lumber, her name would neve,
get beyond the marriage license col
umn. AS it is, cardinal celebrated
the public marriage and the wedding
cost every nickel of 100000. The
bride was given a pair of handsome
crystal rosary beads by the pope-for
which he no doubt got handsomely re.
imbursed-an Bishop Francis c. KEEL
ley, presented her with white prayer
book. 1t would be tribute to satan's
efficiency if the girl was suing her hus
band for divorce, in few years, on
the ground of infidelity.
THE catholic church tells us that
L marriages are made in heaven. If
so, God should be able to keep the
wolf from the door until the next
seven years Of plenty. Skeptical peo-
pie, particularly ex-catholics, are O.
the opinion that heaven has only E
long distance acquaintance with the
treasures which his agents collect in
his name. Anyhow, the wedding O.
the lumber magnate's daughter mus
have caused rejoicing in heaven and
perhaps in the vatican. The pope may
console himself with the thot that even
tho his friend Mussolini loses his head
and the pope his rather spacious liv
ing quarters, he could enjoy himself ir
Chicago, among his catholic none,
barons. 1t is significant that every
capitalist paper in Chicago, all owned
by protestants, gave the Hines wed
ding the front page. They even tool
pictures Of the ceremony with Cardi
nal Mundlein sitting on his throne
Not a pleasant picture for the ku klu,
khan.
N FTER reading description Of the
n wedding that cost 100000 Fed
Grated dispatch from New York caugh,
my eye. 1t read: dead from starva
ton! So ambulance surgeon, Scots
of Harlem Hospital said after examin
ing the body Of woman found lying
in the basement of the tenement house
at 1885 Seventh avenue. She had an
parently crawled out Of the snow
storm to die" This is a good picture
of life under capitalism. The parasite
daughter Of parasite capitalist ha,
her 100000 marriage ceremony per-
formed by prince of the catholic
church. A woman Of the working class
who participated in the production OF
the wealth which is squandered on
these parasites, dies of starvation.
TOUR big news features jostled each
l other in the Chicago papers yes
terday. They were: The Glenn Younf
affair; the eclipse of the sun; the
shooting of Johnny Torrio and the