New Britain herald., 1925-07-08

stronger iails than this"
 "WeIl, maybe you have. but if this wasn't supposed to be my first of fense l could tell the world a few things myself But l will tell you, 1 know more about Jails than any ! one here"
 And then there followed an ama2- ing discourse upon the relative mer- its of divers and sundry jails.
 "Dotrot You mean 10 tell me you was in the Detroit jail"" asked G4.
 Sure thing" said the bath tub. "Ain't it a swell Jail with all them white hars?' said &4,
 And that matron there ain't she nice 2"
 You bet your life. And say, you know how you could climb up on 9 certain place and the boys would throw sandwiches down to you" 2"
 Sure thing. l know" returned the tub.
 Alma Mater
 To hear them talk. you would have thought that they were pair of college alumnao indulging in "reminiscences of alma mater. Louise sat up to hear better Just listen 10 thcm," she said. "They're as happy as a pair of larks, They've been in jail all over the country. 'ThCV are iust children
 "Hav" to make them take their baths. They hate 10 get intno the tuh, and then. like children, they want 10 stay in long time. Fables! They never suffer thing, as long as they are physical- ly comfortable" And Louise put her head back into the pillow and cried afrcsh
 That night suppressed cNcitc- mont ran in ground swelS, Some of the girls wor" very sure there was 10 he a show. and others were equally sure there was not.
 At supper time it was still ml- | certain, but girls huazed around the corridors with a certain elasticity ] in their steps,
 | Then the bell rang for ha1 but ] Miss Lonrey announced that We i Wnro to 20 10 the hall instead of going 10 our rooms Some of the girls began 10 hug each other and dance about. Everyone talked at once.
 Girls. girls. you must he aul"t." said Miss Lourcy. Eut wo weren't
 Movie Music
 Soon we were marching to the hall. Thcro WIS regular mo1mG picture music, too. Several nf the prisoners wore ahe to provide that typo of music,
 Some of the girls were extremely rNcited. Those suhloct 10 fits or f-:nting spells were advised not to go.
 But m sit near the door" one girl pleaded, iuforrns that if she lid faint she would tall out of the hall into the corridor and disturb nobody.
 They all went. and they all had fits or tainted, accordinE to their custom, But the picture went on just the same.
 It was a Harold Lloyd play. ir which South Amorlcan slanI played a part
 X tall girl with a pale, tac" and hulging cychalls who sal Just be. hind me found chance to show
 her importance. She had seen the picture before! In Real Life She entertained her companor
 and all those within hearing dis tancc hy telling what would come next. In a few minutes she va telling how she he'd seen the biz
 man in real life in New York. He came into restaurant on, night where We were eating sup per" she explained. The girls wcr, interested. She made the most 0 . their attention.
 Before the picture was half run the girl with the pale face knew th' big man personally. Personally my dear, and you should have seci . him trying 10 dance with me. witl
 those hig feet" At this point Lloyd was puttinl . on the enormous shoes Of the giant . Tho picture proved everything sh said
 , And you should have seen hi
 hands Why, his thumb was a
 thick as my wrist. My wrist watcl } would just barely go round hi l thumb
 3 The heroine in the picture va ? putting her watch on the giant ! thumb. There, you sec" said th