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Palisadian., 1925-11-20

Rubber. 1t is the purest, toughest,
most uniform rubber known-patented
and developed by the United States
Rubber Company. 1t has put "U. s."
Spring-Step Heels in a class by them
selves. Such comfort! Such long wear!
Get onto a pair today and note the diff
ference. Also-ask your repairman
about USKIDE-the sole that wears
twice as long as best leather Com
Portable, healthful. waterproof. Buy
new shoes with USKIDE Soles and
"U. S." Spring. Step Heels.-AdY.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
His Curiosity Aroused

The gardener of large house one
day approached the butler. "Morti-
mer." he exclaimed, you might point
this chap, Darwin, out to me the next
time he comes to dinner"
Darwin, Darwin" echoed the but
Ter, looking perplexed
'Yes. Darwin. | happened to hear
his lcrdship say the other day that
every time he looks at me his mind
goes back to Darwin. Edinburgh
Scotsman.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
His Nose knoUs

The center of onion production ia
the United States is moving slowly
westward Ezra K Sidebottom thinks
this probably accounts for the strange
conduct of his dog who will stand for
an hour at a time with his nose to
the east, shifting the air.-Cappers
Weekly.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

HleHl WI I'LL d tear
or hole in it, the
garment com e S
out with the rent
made twice the
size. Broken and
torn threads nat
urally stretch, the
weight of the wet
cloth tends to en-
large the hole,
and perhaps the
nose of the cleo
tric iron G e t s
t h ru st uninten-
tin,, olI1J into thn
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
HaIl for Women

The Dominion government has
granted site in Ottawa for ma
tiOnal women's memorial hall, which
will be used to house the general Of
fees of virtually all of the prominent
national organizations of women in
Canada
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

1t never occurs to Santa Claus LO
leave pretty ribbon fancies out of his
head at Christmas time-he merely
varies them little each year Her
are garters made of rit bon shirred
over fiat elastic. and trimmed with
lace ruffies set with ribbon flowers and
corsage flowers of folded ribbon.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
cuticura soothes Baby Rashes

That itch and burn, by hot baths
Of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointings Of Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe-
cially if a little of the fragrant Cuti-
cura Talcum is busted on at the fin.
ish. 25c each.-Advertisem
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
Proof Enough

'Have you any evidence that the de-
fendant had previously attempted
your life?"
Positive evidence. I can bring wit
nesses to swear they heard him ask
me to umpire baseball game. CHI
cago Phoenix.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
Spent 1t All

"You were out with Miss Kalson last
night 1t must have been pretty ex-
pensive?"
Two and half dollarsl''
SIS that all?"
"Yes-that's all she had with her"
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

All the little people for whom the
tree blooms and bears will be delight
ed with toys and ornaments made
from crepe paper printed with figures
Oh children. Ornaments, like those
pictured, are made by pasting the pa
per to cardboard and cutting the fig
ures out. A bonbon wrapped in paper
Is tied to each one of them.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
Champions AnsUer

Teacher-Johnny, use the word in
disposition in a sentence.
Johnny doubling up his fists)-
When youse wants to fight, youse
stands in dis position.-The Open
Road
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

In Ireland, All Saints day, Novem-
ber 1, was formerly dedicated to 1.-The
angel presiding over fruits" and so
gained the name of Apple Mass.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

Plenty of men make it their busi-
ness to interfere with the business Of
others.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
Objection

Little Fanny-"Let's pretend we are
married" Tommy-"Can't. Ma said
we must be quiet
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

The love that makes the world go
round often prevents the income from
going more than half way.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

torpid liver prevents proper food as
Himilation. Wrights Indian Vegetable Pills
tone up the liver. They act gently but
surely. 372 Pearl St., New York. Adv.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

True love, like Greek fire, is mex
uishable-Marvel
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

Speaking of well-preserved women,
Lots wife was probably the best Of
the assortment.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

Why buy many bottles of other vermi-
fuges when bottle of DR.. Peerys Dead
Shot" will work without fail? Adv.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
Funds Only in Her Mind

Wife-John, the last check / drew
the bank has refused to cash. What's
it mean?
Hub-Probably you've been drawing
on your imagination, my dear
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
Mending in Advance

What housewife doesn't know that
when she puts into the laundry gar
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
Fortunes Made mFlorida

The eyes of the world are on Florida where
real estate values are booming. Read Florida
News, a weekly illustrated magazine of Florida
developments, resorts, beaches, real estate
sales, commercial and agricultural news. Sold
on leading news stands, or send for sample
copy. FLORIDA NEWS, $50 Lafayette ST., NEW YORK
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
my Own Baby!"

tiles approve because it is so sal,,
gentle and natural in it's action.
Constipation is dangerous for
nybody. Nujol is safe for every
body 1t does not affect the
stomach and is not absorbed BY
che body.
NHJoi helps IN Nature, o. !. Dav
Nuiol simply makes up for a de-
hciency-temporary or chronic
in the supply of natural lubricant
IN the intestines. 1t softens the
waste matter and thus permits
thorough and regular elimina-
ton, without overtaxing the
intestinal muscles.
Nujol can be taken for any
length of time without i'll effects.
To insure internal cleanliness, it
should be taken regularly in ac-
cordance with the directions on
each bottle. Unlike laxatives. it
does not form a habit and can
be discontinued at any time.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

II couldn't see why he didn't
gain. | never dreamed that
my constipation was re-
sponsible until the doctor
told me.
"He explained that faulty or
slow elimination of waste
matter allowed poisons to
form and be absorbed by
the blood-and this meant
tainted milk for baby.
"He prescribed the Nujol
trea tment and it made a
world of difference to both
of US. Now that | know
how dangerous constipation
is and how easily it can be
prevented, | am never going
to allow myself to get into
that bad condition again"
Palisadian., 1925-11-20
A Hot Reply

'Have you any smoking jackets?"
"No, this is not a fire Sale."-Cen-
ter Colonel
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

Our idea Of a selfish person is one
who is unable to remember a favor.
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

Mothers are the best
friends of N u o |.
When precious new
lives are at stake
they seek the remedy
that medical author
Palisadian., 1925-11-20

Ask your druggist for
Nujol today and begin
to enjoy the perfect
health that is possible
only when elimination
is normal and regular.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-09-01
MONEY TO LOAN
MONEY 10 LOAN

AT 81 %
On Improved Northwest Property
We also have special funds to loan
on small property in all sections of D.
ca at current interest rates.
WIN. H. SAUNDERS CO., INC.
N7s K ST. n. W. NA&N 1915.
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Real Estate for Sale
pAons classtt.sd Ads to Main $3.50.
HnI;SEs
PARKvIEW, SO, $50.

A1AAs@A W. POSocO"
A real bargain in a brick home;
20 feet wide with six large
rooms; porches; hot-water heat
and electric lights; front and
rear entrances to cellar; deep
back yard planted with rose
bushes and shrubbery; 20-foot
alley; large garage; let us show
you this property.
NORTHEAST, $6,s5G- TERMS.
A very large brick home con-
tanning 6 rooms and bath in a
splendid section Of the north
east; convenient to both car
lines; electric lights; vacant;
has just been renovated and
is in first-class condition; deep
lot to paved alley with garage.
Can be bought on very attrac.
tive terms. Let US show you
this property.
CAFRITZ COMPANY
14th and X. Main 1880.
Phone Service Until 8 p. NJ.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-09-01

WESTERN MARYLAND COLLEGE
WESTMINSTER. MD.
ALBERT NORMAN WARD. DID,, LID.
President.
For Young Men and Young Women
UnexcelIed location. modern curriculum,
complete equipment, moderate rates.
Catalogue on Request
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nEN WHO WANT woRK
HELP-MALE OR FEMALE IS
MEN AND WOMEN WHO WANT WORK

should watch the Help Wanted ads
in this newspaper every day.
the type of work you are fittsd
for is not advertised you should
Investigate Miss Deans situation
wanted Service maintained by this
newspap per. This special service
offers an opportunity for you TO
put your qualifications before
WashinEton employers at minimum
cost. See Miss Dean TOPAZ:
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St N. WI
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Phone Classified Ads to Main $3.50

George Washington
University
Chartered by Act OF Congress 1921
CO-educatiOnal
Sessions in all departments begin
Wednesday, September 30
DEPARTMENT OF ARTS AND
SCIENCES
Including the School of Graduate
Studies, Columbian College. College of
FUN day and late-afternoon courses in
the Liberal Arts. Engineering. Archi-
lecture, and Education. Two hundred
courses available for part-time STUDENT
For catalogues and other information
The Registrar, sOss G Street N. w.
Telephone West 1649.
MEDICAL SCHOOL
A+or catalogues and other information
The Dean, 1888 H street N. W.
Telephone Main 1875.
SCHOOL OF PHARMACY
For catalogues and other Information
The Dean. sos Eye Street N. w:
Telephone Main 1917.
LAW SCHOOL
(Member OF the Association or American
Law SchoolS)
Courses for full time students,
9 a. m.--12 a. M.
Approved courses for employed students
$40 p. m.-6:55 p. m.
For catalogues and other Information
apply to The Secretary
stockton Hall, Twentieth between
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Telephone West 1640.
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,o SH AZ $780, & sAHV -. S S U
Dean. Of the Law Faculty ana
.s.D1a s.;i. ], 4. so D,Ms s g. a.
Professor of the Law of Negotiable
Instruments Evidence and
Constitutional Law
tAsso aa Justice ' y he coSrt 81
Appeals, D. CD
Professor Of the Law Of Eauity
and Admiralty
HAYDEN Johnson. L. 10.
TOT the WsshTHgteB 90. CD eafl
Professor OF Equity and sJudke Of
the c aSSt cs sysr. q s.. APSpsa''
tuf ths T SSimS ID Eel sas ssd late
Corporation couasei Tor tha District
Professor Of Criminal procedure.
Municipal Corporations and
Partnership
%, n. t G.ssIa.s.a O IS. o 81 ~. ,,ay
re sspTsms esurtss 2. OK
Rdministrati ion a ma Judge "a 81 the
Probats Moot Court
ALBERT \. PUTNEY. IL. Oh D. G. {,
Professor Of Federal Procedure
ana Extraordinary Legal
JENNINGS Bail En-. u.
"a ASS1EAA1os 6MWEBluS
Professor Of EQUITY Pleading and
aactice end Eauits pie Trusts
THOMAS =. Pail ~. R BE- H. &
Prossssa ~ .5of fas law of Contracts
and Associate Professor of the
Law 90 Real Property
'yfs sOi Il. N s.siasi.s ia %. So = sssS
Judge IL the Hquity Branch OF
The 3. Moot !. Sp eTs
IL. H.. X. b. B. 9. 1. 1eiEsonOmlsO
Pr1fsssor g. Ro1nsn Law
assistant Commissioner 81 the U. 8,
Land 0fflce)
Lecturer Upon Land and Mining
Laws ana Practice Before the
p: s. Land office
81 SfA 4. w..Siss. ss't Is. c5 Gar,
judy, c Meet G soRt e &, Appeals
Jndse Of ~ the Moot Court Of Appeals
90, RV 4. ws SRSssEt IS. q Is y Bar,
cem ,n,sr, LAW Ls;TY. Pl Fl
as 1870 P s1,s, Of Patent Law
n,.ye. i 4: a.' s; sss,
W District d coIumbla)
Professor of District of Columbia
Code Law
D. PERCY HIcKLIMe, N. Al ~. q.
(aIlenIst fer the District Of Columbaa1
Professor OF Medical Jurisprudence
WILLIAM A. COoMBE, IL. ~.
fot the WashIngtoa 10. CO. Bari
Professor of the Law of Domestic
Relations
GLENN WiLLETT, IL. NJ.
fOf the washington %. CD Bari
Professor of the Law Of Private
Corporations and Judge of the
Law Branch of the Moot Court
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Three-year courses leading to ii
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For entrance requirements see
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Schools and Colleges
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS SCHOOL
Chartered by Special Act Of cOnSrsSs)
Fifty.SeOerth Year Begins Oct. I, 1925
FACULTY
FACULTY

,wALTFa 4; sAsri,As. r ~ T.,
Professor Of Elementary Law and
<...,.. yefNos & 49,. MEsf ,s 49, 8. a.
Professor of the Law of InsHrance
and Associate Professor OF the
Law OF Evidences
v,,,, st s,.:. S SSsSSs i. ii Il. osr.
81 CoIumhIa)
Professor Of Case Law OF Crimes
sos nsssY !, .aEs. say Il ss
Professor Of Criminal Law ana m
,..,, asssgr :, PA S,.;,.s " $ csIumbl.,
instructor in Legal Accounting
egoasI PERcY eARsE. ~
Professor of the Law Of AGENCY
and Dana yes
glcHAsD ELoUsNoy. x pL.;..,...,,
tA's'staat so'lels'F ss..s., :. usea'
rEof:ssseE e /. , As s.,,. 4 Lev
Lecturer Government Contracts ana
Claims and jurisdiction md PfActice
:. Rsw1sO e soy, e j.,
Professor of the Law of Intefnationat
HARRY y; sEmMEs ~
p ~ 81 y pstent Ensiaserins
TURIN B. BOONE. &c.
Coz tbs Walhianton %. Cd eaO
Associate Professor OF the Law Of
Private Corporations and
Turo5esoassgp spsssss99ss.
f0t the washington 20. CD Bafl
Instructor in Case Study and
woopson =. aSioiSSssias1Oas i. 4.
pro Yx 81 the Law 81 PERSONAL
eronas EoP e. ilEnrl,n
A..s oi tie %ssa'' ssu,t e. S e ' Court
tot tss WasRiSsisn 10. C.S SAD
Lecturer on Legal Ethics ana
eaoD hssSEy e G. MSSSHHTr 9iP L
tOf the Washington 20. CD Bari
Instructor on Principles OF Legal
sEsrRAm aMppRsSN. IL.
{AssistaHf u. 8. Attorney Tor District
prot..sor case Law Iss 81 Evidence ana
Criminal Procedure
n B. McCAWLEy. Il.
fOf the washington %. CD SAD
Instructor Upon Law Of Eeneral
Taxation, Income and Estats
CLINTON Ross. IL. ..
(Of the washington % Cd Barl
lecturer Upon the Jurisdiction ana
Practice OF Federal Trade
EVERETT &. HAYcRAFJ. LII ..
fof fhe washington o. CD bafD
Lecturer on Anti Trgst Laws
RUSSELL p. BELEEW, ESQs 81
fAsslstant CLERK 81 the b. c. Supreme coufD 4.
clerk of All Moot Courts
JOHN &, cAsSIMs LIZ M.-A
(Of the washington q. CD BaD
Faculty Representative
FREDERICK P. MYERS. II. \.
Instructor Upon Public SpeakIng ana
in Charge OF Legal Debating
: Beginning at $50 r. NJ
{. 3. and j, d. Degrees.
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-10-02
OLD BOOKS HAVE
/ NOT LOST CHARM

Although attics are quite passe in
these days of space conservation. and
such antiques as old sofas are only
found In secondhand stores, the litera-
ture that fOurished in the same period.
especially that of interest to children.
hasn't followed the same path Of OBJ
liyion. says the Wisconsin Library Bull
letin.
When dad and mother were boy and
girl, and even when older brother and
sister were young. several apples, a
copy of tom Sawyer" or "Little
Women" the old sofa in the attic and
the rain pattering on the roof wers
all that was necessary for pleasant
afternoon. Or In summer, when dau-
delions needed to be picked. or the
dishes washed. the loft in the barn,
with 'Twenty Thousand Leagues I'M
der the Sea" or "Nelly's Silver Mine."
was mighty attractive place. Young
sters haven't changed much today. for
the books that were dear to the old
folks in their childhood are just as
much read now.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-10-02
QUARRELs
Rv THOMAS ARKLE CLARK

DAYTON and his wife had quarreled
i little that morning, and all the
day they had been unhappy as con-
sequence. They had been married a
good long time, and had come to de-
pend upon each other more than Is
ordinarily true of married people.
They loved each other very dearly. and
still told each other so, though, as |
have said. they had been married for
a long time.
1t was a foolish little quarrel that
they had had. She had criticized him
at the breakfast table for the way in
which he was using his napkin or
some such carelessness, and he, more
sensitive than most men, had answered
back rather sharply, and SO they had
quarreled. He might have turned 1t
off with laugh, as he often did. or
she might have smiled back at his
quick retort and kissed him after
breakfast as was her. custom, but in
stead her eyes filled with tears. and
she left the table hastily with him
feeling the aggrieved rather than the
aggressor. All day they had gone
about unhappy, each one too proud or
too much hurt to patch up the foolish
quarrel.
The years were going for Payton end
his wife. They knew very well that
the time they had been together was
longer than the time they could, hope
to be, and they regretted the swiftness
of the passing years. They knew that
the time would come when one would
60 and there would be only one left,
and they knew how dreary 1t would
all be, how, as one or the other sat
alone, he would think back to these
foolish days and regret each moment
they had not spent in happiness to-
gether. And yet they had quarreled,
Quarreled over trifling thing that did
not matter either way, and they had
lost out of their life together one day
that might have been full of happy
thoughts, of sweet associations. and
left to both of them pleasant memories.
They saw how foolish it is for those
who love each other to take offense
even at hasty, unkind words, for usual
~ no unkindness is really meant. and
those who love each other will never
have too many days together and
should have on these. If possible, moth
ing to regret.
Quarrels there must be perhaps, but
they should be between those who do
not love each other, who do not under
stand each other. whose paths cross
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-10-02

so seldom that the quarrel interrupts
no close association, breaks no friend
ship, leaves no haunting regrets.
Friends cannot afford to quarrel-life
Is too short, the period of friendship
and love is all too brief to permit even
a day or an hour to interrupt its even
way. 1t is better to ignore the hasty
word, to adjust the misunderstanding
at once, and to be happy while the
days last. Quarrels only make us
unhappy.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-10-02

The Gold Coast region, long famed
in history and fiction. is portion of
Guinea, on the west coast of Africa.
Here gold was found, and the country
became the mecca of the adventurous
and seekers after fortune. The Gold
coast is bounded on the east by the
Slave coast and on the west by the
Ivory coast, and has coast line of
about $50 miles.-Kansas City Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-10-02
Agricultural Pests

The ten most injurious insect pests
in the United States, as selected by
the votes of eleven government ento-
mologists, are the boil weevil, Hessian
fly, cooling moth. corn earworm. mos
quitoes. chinch bug. Colorado potato
beetle. grasshoppers. the house fly and
the San Jose scale.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-10-02
HOW TO SOLVE CROSSWORD PUZZLE


SOLVE A CROSSWORD PUZZLE
In
lis
under
white the black the
N
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-10-02

Horizontal.
1-Made of wood
Cotton cloth printed with flowers
and often glazed
l2-Pointcd at n goal
IA shop
ia thick slice Of anything
16-The assam silkworm
1S-A native of one Of the Slavic states
ia prefix siEnifying agency
20-TO attire 22-Township (abbr.)
"a European fresh water fish
ga popular dessert food
25-In the midst of
27-Therefore &9-ASsist
S1-The head (slang)
8S-A burglar (sIanE)
85-A head covering
3s-Not bad
S0-AnOther form Of 81"
4O-TO bet
;42-Athletic association (nbbr.)
4SY-While 44-A male descendant
45-A baseball implement
@7-Franc (abbr.)
40--A cooking vessel
51-A kind OF bread
H3-To proceed meth0dicaIly
6S-To entangle
6S-Became alive
GA snalxelfke fish
GA courtyard in Spanish house
CAN habitunl drunkard
8S-Was in need of e4-Candies
Vertical.
1-Part OF the verb "tO be"
2-Lubricated
8-First name Of Persian poet
"A debutante (slang)
"a mans name shortened
Thigh school (abbr.)
s-Bel0nging to 1t
o-Neat cattle (SeOtch),
1O-Ensnares
11-A famous race horse
1S-Part of the verb ITO be~
lR-Ref0re
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-10-02

IA distinctive theory
2O-Performed 21-Transgressi0n
ga clinging vine
IA dirty animal
ga domestic animal N
2s-Aged 2s-TO grow old
Sesame "a vertical
ga round scarf of fur or feathers
34-Printer's measures
3S-Pallid SEA Jewel
3S-A simpleton 4O-Triumphed
<1-Part OF nm umbrella
4S-QuivcrinG 44-Sorrowfus
ga large container for water
4SETaIks extravagantiy
40-One extremity of the sphere
BO-A head covering
62-Part of the face
54-Opposed to "vveathcr" (nnut.)
6-Craxy 56-It IL (cOntractfOu)
5S-TO decay GA Greek letter
Glove reformed speliing)
The solution will appear in next issue.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1925-10-02

Nj EXT the navy came to bat, and
~ Secretary Wilbur led off with
the declaration that to divorce the
aeronautics arm from the navy arm
would be "a well nigh irreparable mis-
take" Admiral Eberle asserted that
adoption of the Mitchell proposals
would "bring disaster to national de-
Tense interests; and Admiral Mofsett
argued that because of the Intimate
Evening star., 1925-03-20
RIT0LA WITHSTANDS
ASSAULT OF NURMI
BY the Associated Press.


NEW YORK, March 20.-Paavo
1 Nurmi has some distance to travel
before he can bring about A total
eclipse of Willie Ritola, his outstand
Ing rival for middle distance honors.
A survey of the long lists of rec
ords established by the two phe-
nomenal Firms since their assault
upon American indoor track marks
started reveals that Ritola harbors
two world records which Paavo has
been unable to capture.
One is the 5,000-meter mark, which
Nurmi shot at but missed when i'll
ness forced him out of the match race
with Ritola at the knights of CO.
lumbus meet at Madison Square Gar
den Tuesday night.
Nurmi's best time for the 5000
meters is 14:44 3-5, while Ritola's is
1929 1-5.
Another record which Ritola has
been able to hold is that for 2& miles.
Nurmi's best time for this distance
is 1903, while Ritola's is 1886 3-5.
A further delve into the records for
the two Firms shows that in dis
tances from l to 21a miles Nurmi Is
supreme, but beyond that mark Ritola
holds sway.
Following is a table showing the
best marks of the two rivals at dis
tances in which both have held world
records at one time or another: