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Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

A new shipment of those smart lit
tie "chick" hats just received at Mrs.
Newton's, each one an exclusive
model. Popularity priced at from SIS
to $3.50.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mr.. and Mrs. W. Raine and son,
Mr.. Theodore Raine, arrived Tuesday
night from Florida to resume their
home and business interests here.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mrs. Giles Smith and children, of
Gastonia, N. c., left Wednesday
night, after a pleasant visit of three
weeks with her father, Mr.. J. B.
Butts, and her intimate friends in the
city.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Miss Ruby Jones, of Valdosta. is
the guest of Mrs. w. E. Halle.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mr.. J. E. Mathis returned Wednes-
day from Oglethorpe, where he has
been employed for three months past.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mrs. C. T. Maxwell and children
returned Sunday from a visit in
Douglasville.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mrs. ]. w. Newman and Mr.. and
Mrs C. S. Manooch are spending the
week in Abbeville.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Preparatory to again establishing
their permanent home in this city,
the household goods of DR.. and Mrs.
D. B. Ware have been sent from
Asheville, N. c., and at an early date
Mrs. Ware will arrive from Chicago
to join DR.. Ware here.
Miss Julia Lovett is spending few
days in the city before leaving for
her new home in Moultrie.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. T. Kessick, of Ter
raceia, Fla, stopped enroute from a
visit in the north Georgia mountains
on Wednesday to visit Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Powell.
Miss Bowling has recovered from
her recent operation and has gone to
Mississippi to join her relatives.
Mr.. Nicholas w. Nacken and Mr..
Max Drevich, of Omaha, Neb., passed
through the city Monday enroute to
California. They will go by way of Mi
ami and Key West, taking a boat
from Key West to some Texas port,
and then continuing the tour in their
automobile to the Pacific Coast.
Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond Davis and
children, Of Atlanta, spent the week
end with the formers parents east
of the city.
Mr.. Mac Vaughn, Of Avon Park
Fla, is spending a few days at home
with his parents on the Dixie high
way.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Justice and
brother, Lawrence Justice, are spend
ing a few days with their brother,
Mr.. Robert Justice and family, in
Lake City, Fla.
Miss Howe, formerly cashier at
the Empire Store, has accepted the
position as bookkeeper at Davis
Brothers, formerly held by Miss Mar
tin, who resigned.
FOR SALE-Guarante highly bred
pointers, lemon-white; 3 months;
yard trained. $40 or pair $35 f. o. b.
Emerson NJ. George, Madison, Fla. 1t
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM VIM left Tues
day morning for Jacksonville to make
their home, having had a pleasant
visit with their parents, Rev. and
Mrs. E. S. VIM.
Mrs. Hines Dismuke, of Ocilla, and
Mrs. Charles Dismuke, of Atlanta,
were guests of Mrs. j. H. Wilkins this
week.
Mrs. Ralph Russell is spending
few days in Ocilla with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. J. Flanders.
Mr.. Almonte Jones and son Paul
have located in the city for the sea-
son. Mrs. Jones has been a visitor dur
ing the week also, but will spend the
winter in Hendersonville.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Justice and
brother, Lawrence Justice, are spend
ing a few days with their brother,
Mr.. Robert Justice and family, in
Lake City, Fla.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Miss Howe, formerly cashier at
the Empire Store, has accepted the
position as bookkeeper at Davis
Brothers, formerly held by Miss Mar
tin, who resigned.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27
Of Interest TO Women
TELEPHONE 20

Rev. Fred Hartley left last Friday
for Miami, to take charge of the
Primitive Baptist church of that city,
having recently been elected as pas
tor.
Rev. Walter Blackwell, former pas
tor of the Primitive Baptist church
of this city, but for the past several
years serving a church in Atlanta,
has accepted a call to the Primitive
Baptist church of Tampa.
Mrs. J. L. McCarty and daughter,
Elizabeth, are visiting in Shellman.
Mrs. J. H.. Benton and daughter,
Miss Grace, and Paul Jones spent
Tuesday in Ashburn.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mr.. Mac Vaughn, of Avon Park
Fla, is spending few days at home
with his parents on the Dixie high
way.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mr.. and Mrs. A. o. Justice and
little daughter are taking a vacation
trip in Florida, visiting Mr.. Robert
Justice in Lake City and other points
also.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Miss ELAN Killingsworth is visiting
her mother in Manchester.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mr.. Almonte Jones and son Paul
have located in the city for the sea-
son. Mrs. Jones has been visitor dur
ing the week also, but will spend the
winter in Hendersonville.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mr.. Lawrence Earl JUSTICE is WIS.,
iting in Lake City, Florida.
Mr.. Robert Fulghum left today for
his home in Atlanta after two months
spent with his brother, L. N. Full
ghum and family.
FOR SALE-Our Household Goods
must be sold at once. Phone 307 or
call 115 S. Merrimac Drive 1tpd
Mrs. Carl Fellars has returned
from her visit in South Carolina, and
was accompanied home by Marian
and Sam Bowers, who had spent their
vacation in that section with rela-
tives.
Hev. C. A. CHM has taken posi-
ton in the grocery department of the
Empire Mercantile Company.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond Davis and
children, Of Atlanta, spent the week
end with the formers parents east
of the city.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mrs. Ralph Russell is spending
few days in Ocilla with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. J. Flanders.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mr.. Lawrence Earl Justice is Wis
iting in Lake City, Florida.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mrs. Leila O'Berry, Of Willacoo-
chez is visiting her daughter, Mrs.
Frank Ward, this week.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mrs. Hines Dismuke, of Ocilla, and
Mrs. Charles Dismuke, of Atlanta,
were guests of Mrs. J. H. Wilkins this
week.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Miss Mary Gwinn left Tuesday for
her home in Salisbury, N. c., after a
pleasant visit with her aunt, Mrs. J.
H. Mayes and family. (
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mrs. L. L. Griner has returned
from visit in Milledgeville, Atlanta,
and Asheville, N. c.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mrs. Oscar Hamilton will leave
, within a day or two for visit in
Moultrie and Waycross.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mrs. E. G. Hale and daughter Alice
have returned from a visit in Blake
Nv.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Justice and
Miss Lorena Justice, Miss Helen Sans
and Mr.. Norman Harrington compos-
ed party returning to Miami Tues
day, after a pleasant visit in the city.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

FOR SALE-Guaranteed highly bred
pointers, lemon-white; 8 months;
yard trained. SO or pair S35 f. o. b.
Emerson NJ. George, Madison, Fla. 1t
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1925-08-27

Mr.. and Mrs. VIM VIM left Tues
day morning for Jacksonville to make
their home, having had a pleasant
visit with their parents, Rev. and
Mrs. E. S. VIM.
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
BAT Tie To COST
D. {. FRIEND
IN HOUSE
Cong. Oscar Z. Keller Of Dis
trict Committee IN Line for
Claims Appointment

A fight over the chairmanship Of
the House Claims Committee viii
cost the district Committee the
services of one Of its most valued
members, it was learned today at
the Capitol.
Congressman Oscar e. Keller, OF
Minnesota, senior member Of the
Claims Committee in the last Con-
gress, is in limo for the chairman
ship. His appointment to this post
will be contested by Congressman
Charles L. Underhill, of Massa-
chusetts, also a member OF the
House District Committee.
Congressman Keller has been one
of the most industrious members
of the House District COMMITTEES
for several years. He now IL the
third ranking member OF the com
nittee. Passage OF the recent
teachers pay increase bill was due
largely to the efforts of Congress
man Keller. He also has taken an
active mart in the Great Falls
hvdroeIectrio development plan ana
i'm other District legislation.
Congressman Keller is certain to
receive the craftsmanship of the
Claims Committee unless the House
Committee on Committees decides
he should be disciplined for his con-
nection with the progressive bloc.
Congressman Keller, however, Is
being supported for the post by the
Chairman of the State Republican
Committee of Minnesota. who has
written to House Leaders demand,
ing Keller's recognition as loyal
Republican member. In this letter.
it il understood, Keller Is praised
for his work in the Repunncan
cause during the two years.
The Craftsmanship OF the claims
committee is vacated by the defeat
Of Congressman George w. Ed
monds Of Pennsylvania.
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
IMINIGRA I 10 n
IS THEME Or
COUNCIL
Catholic Women IN Session
Here Are Told Situation
on Mexican Border

immigration and Americanizatior
were the principal themes o.
speakers at the afternoon session Of
the National Council Of Catholic
Women, in session at the New
Willard here today.
Talks by Miss Sarah Weadick
who has just returned from Europe
where she attended the Tnterna
tional Conference Of Catholic Won
ems Leagues. and the Reverend
Edward Molloy, of San Antonio
Tex, were features. The Reverend
Molloy was invited to the conven
ton purposely to give the facts on
the Mexican immigration.
other speakers were Miss Mary
Kennedy, Of New York, outlining a
practical experiment in Immigrant
aid; Miss Irene Hickey, Oklahoma
City, on Americanization, and Miss
Johnette Pierik, Of Honolulu, on
What Community House Can
Do"
The delegates were received at
the White House by President
Coolidge at noon. At this morn.
ing's session reports Of various
committees were made and an ad.
dress given by Bishop Joseph
Schrembs Of Cleveland. Miss Flor
ence Loeber gave her presidential
address and appointed for nominal.
ing. credentials, resolutions and
election committees.
Education will be the theme OF
the session tonight, which convenes
at s o'clock in the New Willard
Hotel ballroom. Miss Mary T..
Spencer, of the councils depart.
ment of education will talk on the
modern health movement The
Reverend Thomas Werner Moore
professor Of Psychology at Cath.
olic University. will speak on "The
Sub Normal Child" The Reverend
George w. Johnson, of the depart.
ment of education, Catholic Uni
versity, will speak on Education
in the Home"
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
Y. w. C. A. IS PLANNING
ITS 100000 CAMPAIGN

With a dinner meeting Of the Ell.
tire campaign organization Of 400
men and women, the Washington
Y. w. C. AS 500, 900 building and
maintenance drive will open official
Iy on the evening Of December at
Rauscher's.
Solicitation will begin December
2 and will continue until the even.
ing OF December IA, when the entire
campaign organization will again
assemble at dinner at the Franklin
Square Hotel to return final reports
The Franklin Square Hotel will be
the headquarters of the campaign.
At luncheons on December 3, 4. :,
9, 10 and II solicitors will meet to
report on the progress of the drive.
At l p. M, December T. there Kill
be special report luncheon for
women workers
The Washington times., 1925-11-16

responsibility in executive and ad-
illustrative functions"
Administration of the commercial
fleet should not be incorporated in
the department of commerce, ac-
cording to Hoover, who added that
the department is a service agency
to the whole Merchant Marine
whether private or Governmental"
Duties For Committee
Questions Of Inauguration or
abandonment Of trade routes, sale
Of ships and routes and other
questions OF policy should be left
to the advisory committee.
He suggested that administration
of the construction loan funds
should be transferred TO the treas
ury and loans made under authority
OF the President on recommends
ton of the advisory committee.
Hoover proposed the establish
ment of regional committees OF
prominent and experienced men ia
sit with the advisory board in con
sideration of sectional questions.
He declared that on each OF the
twenty overseas trade routes the
country must maintain substantial
Shipping HndaE the American flag
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
R0P1SED
CHANGES
IN CODE
SCORED
Commissioners Hear Public
on Amendments Asked
BY EIdridge

MANY Of the traffic regulations
Of the District Of Columbia are
written IN direct defiance Of court
rulings, Matthew =. O'Brien, at
torney, declared today at the pub
lie hearing ii the District Building
on M. o. Eldridge's proposed
changes in the traffic laws.
!. The one giving truck manufac-
turers the right to specify loads
which shall be carried on certain
commercial vehicles, already EN-
bodied III the regulations, is Spar
ticularly idiotic,p according to
O'Brien.
4aai Hearing for Public
The District Commissioners set
aside today for the airing Of the
pinions Of merchants. organize
tons and individuals on rhe recon,
mendations of Director Eldridge.
which would include several new
articles in the code
"A regulation for pedestrian coll
troll. one FOR keeping s0lid-tire
| trucks and hOrse-drawn wagons off
four streets and the division o.
bouIevards and arterial highways
caused the most discussion.
The only comment on the pedes-
TRAN control Recommendation was
that OF Mrs. w. HI Strong. daugh-
ter of former commissioned Doug
lass. Mrs Strong said she hoped
that IL the regulation was Adopted
the police would take into consil-
GRAFTON the time required for a
pedestrian to get across the street
CONTINUED on Page 80
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
ST. PATRlCK'S REVUE
WILL OPEN TONIGHT

A final dress rehearsal of the
'Patter Revue" the musical comedy
production which will open the sew
enth annual season of the st.
Patrick, Players at Carroll Hall to-
night. was held yesterday after
noon.'
The cast and ensemble. number
ing nearly 100. were put through
their PAGES and the Reverend
Francis j. Hurney, director general
of the players, pronounced every
thing ready for the opening curtain
tonight.
Costello Post, American Legion,
will benefit from the proceeds OF
the first four performances Of the
revue. The receipts from the other
performances of the two weeks en-.
Ragement will be turned over to
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
MI. MORTAL
PROJECT
REEVES
Hope for Wilson University
Plan Renewed by Pledge Of
Aid to Managers
Nv JOSEPHINE TIGHE

'Died. On Wednesday, Novelm-
Der IL, at Room 724 Transports
ton Building, the National Wood
row Wilson Memorials $500, 900
university project. Interment on
the Virginia Hills, just across the
Potomac where the Memorial
University was to have been
erected. The Memorial is sur
vived by its sorrowing progeni-
tors, r. MouIten Pettey, A. w.
Lowell, and a host of distinguished
committeeman"
Not Dead, But Sleeping
Virtually, this was the heart
rending obit which appeared in To-
cal and national daily papers last
wednesday and Thursday. But as
Mark Twain remarked on reading
the announcement Of his own death.
1T was q gross exaggeration. !"
The truth Of the matter Ii that
the memorial association was but
In a state of profound catalepsy.
Suspecting this TO be the case,
someone obtained a puImotor and
pumped fresh air and financial
stimulant into the erstwhile corpse.
Finally the dead one sat up and
asked for nourishment.
Forthwith, Manager A. w.
Lowell. commencing his brain.child
for its fight for life and promising
immediate sustenance. jun Pc d
aboard a train, Saturday afternoon,
and headed for New York. Boston
and Chicago On his return, IL the
trip Is as successful as he claims
that 1t promises to be, complete
reorganization Of the memorial COM
mfttee will be made and one or
more highly prominent hackers will
be named.
During the last week publicity
against the National woodrow VIII
son Memorial has amounted almost
to a campaign and been directed
with bitter energy. The memorial
association claims that this was in
stituted by the Woodrow Wilson
Birthplace Memorial which was
launching it's intensive drive for
funds with which to purchase the
house at Staunton, where Presl-
dent Wilson was born.
Prominent ID. C. Man to Rescue
A Washington man becar"n inter-
ested in the fight and for reasons
best known to himself apprised
Manager Lowell and President r.
Moulten Pettey of the university
memorial that he stood ready to
assist them.
It has been asserted that the
university memorial to Mr.. Wilson
was a money-making scheme. Man
ager Lowell replies that their re-
peated requests to President Cool
idge to have, a government comp
troller placed in charge Of all gifts
IL sufficient answer to the charge.
Mr.. Lowell reiterates that he Is
a publicity man and financial-drive
organizer. He declares that the
solicitors for the birthplace me-
mortal are receiving Is per cent on
what they raise and that the Presi-
dent Harding $2,000,000 memorial
drive was directed by expert III
nancial-drive organizers who real
lied 20 per cent Of collections.
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
SAY THIs ONE FAST

A solid tin wrist watch win be
given to the person who can say
the following lines without q slut
ter:
Which watch would you watch
II you watched wrist watches;
which wrist watch would You
wish to watch?
Now, dare anyone to say 1t
fast. ROSE s. STREET..
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
BANANA DONATION AIDS
RED CROSS CAMPAIGN

The Red Cross campaign today
received $52.16, the proceeds from
the sale of a load of bananas do
mated by Salvatore Scalco, commits
sion merchant. of 921 Louisiana
avenue northwest.
Mr.. Scalco, who is prominent in
Italian circles in Washington, to-
day received a letter from General
John A. Johnston, chairman of the
District Of Columbia Red Cross
chapter, thanking him for the con-
tribution. The bananas were sold
Saturday afternoon In front Of the
Munitions building -y,-A - -
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
TRUCK DRIVER INJURED
AS VEHICLE OVERTURNS

Two men barely escaped serious
injury when a light truck swerved
AMI overturned at Twelfth and
Douglas street northeast, early to-.
dSy.
Russell Bell, the driver, suffered
a bruised leg, his companion es.
Gaping unscathed. s~ ...-,
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
CURIOUS DREAMS

I had queer dream some time age,
And now transGfibe it In the lines
below:
with fervent voice and palIld face
meelEly besOuGht the throne Of
And petatloned. IN most humble way,
10 have extra blessings sent me each
The answer 70 me BY special radio
saying: Kindly furnish address and
name,
FOR We are booking no verbal orders
From jewellers In terrestrial borders"
III. SMITH.
The Washington times., 1925-11-16

for protection of commerce from
discrimination and combinations
which would impose onerous freight
rates.
Hoover suggested the "cargo liner
of from 10000 to $4,000 gross tons.
with a speed of IL to 18 knots, OF
90 per cent passenger space as the
best ship suited to this service.
Private shipping would be
assisted by more liberal postal rates
commensurate with those paid by
foreign nations" Hoover declared.
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
THE OLD SWIMMIN' BOYS
ALL AGREE.

Dear Bill: Recently the Metho-
dist conference of North Caro-
lima resolved against netred
bathing, claiming that 1t de-
strovs nuOdesty.
Can't you page nSy ole s10i''G-
min hole gang, Bill, so that zoe
could all send 'ent cote of
thanks? COLD TURKEY.
No footprints on the sands Of time
for him,
Nor encomiums In paint, print or
chalk;
He's too lazy to do anything worth
while,
when he can help IL he won't even
walk.
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
U. s. PLANS NO PROTEST
ON MEXICAN ALIEN LAW

No immediate protest against the
new Mexican anti-alien land law is
contemplated by the State Depart
ment, it was declared officially to-
day.
The bill. already much APPENDED
from it's original state, has yet to
run the gauntlet of the Senate and
that its present tOEms will be
further modified in Ghe refining
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
Calls for PnDate Ship Lines
Hg z Z! seSyEEgn1
% 0sb6 Pt<BO6 REG US OFFICE
Req. US. PAT OFFICE
A BACHELORS DAY DREAM

A BACHELORS DAY DREAM
Some years ago saCtOes tcere cor-
sidered lttEnries. NoiCddGvs, aCith
the tcoDseM acopltiAg, they are ~
reality an Investment. or course
there nsGy be children 30 that
ones scife can't 4Oork; but eUem
then 1Uise man 4oould consider
the children as interest on his IN
VestmeNt.
There might be some truth In
that old SdyinO--"T Ico can Hoe
as cheap as one" especially pAeH
too SALARIES are coming into the
dinner pot.
All the average Girl seems to
k's0tc about cOoktRO 70 sohich end
of the can opener to use.
This . free country all right
and tDOften cGM 90 as far as they
like, but yoM must admit, buddy,
there Is one thing They're neDer
tried to ape from ~ and that ts--
tchiskeTs.
Our imagination mOaC1dnys q
Uery seldom erercised. All you
haze to do Il use yOsr eyes and
be careful OF eye strain,
Yes, SIR, sUOmeN h0Ue taken most
Of the Jobs GtcGU from men, but
they are still cOMsiderGtc enough to
let him ftr the furnace, pay the
0IttnOny, mend the flat tires GMd
put out the cat.
A. KERFO0T.
HN-~
The Washington times., 1925-11-16

the fund for. the relief Of the poor
in six Washington parishes.
Besides its all-WashingtOn cast.
the 'Patter Revue" presents q book
and lyrics written entirely by local
authors and composers. Among
the special melodies expected to-
register heavily are, ID. Co. II
Don't Want Any Man" Dusk"
and Lonely"
The Washington times., 1925-11-16

Turkish sComen have been
conceded so many rights they
may mosO sit eide bv side
Nth men on street cars IN
Constoati,aopLe. But they
are still far behind Amer
can aUomen, sOhO are per
nsitted to hang on to street
car straps side By side NTH
American men.
GENEVIEVE.
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
A NURSERY FABLE

A boy once cried for the moon
Ard they bought q toy ono for
their pet,
INT the Md wasn't satisfied yet,
And set up another wild tune.
He cried for the stAF-spangIed dipper.
Did they promise to haul down the
skies?
No. they tired Of his "heavenly"
cries
And made him see stars with q clipper.
DOTS.
The Washington times., 1925-11-16
SIN OF SUNDAY FISHING.

Harold, Says contrib, sDGs quite
late Ia getting to Sunday school.
He told the minister ne tras de-
IGved because he expected to 90
fishing, but his father iCoNIdnt
let him.
THAT'S the sort Of father to
hGVe, said the MINISTER. "AHd
IN OemtWre he szpI0fsted the reason
Uby you should not 90.
"Yes sir. He said there 4CGsm't
enough bait for tyoo.D