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The Washington times., 1925-10-08

rock have been located IL Pied.
mont by q priest, Pader Innocenti,
Who Is also q water diviner His
discoveries were made by the use
- & hazel rod. Although the per-
centage Of gold obtainable il very
small. II has been considered worth
while to work the rocks.
The Washington times., 1925-10-08

lust as that magic ring of
~ culinary art-the doughnut-
depends upon its shape for its uni
versal goodness, SO, too, does this
new Soda Cracker.
The pictures above show how the
V-notches in each Sunshine Soda
Cracker form rows of perforations
In the complete sheet of dough as
The Washington times., 1925-10-08

"a new method of baking crack
ers, developed in the Sunshine
Bakeries after years of experiment.
This process is hard to describe.
1t is a matter of so many things
gluten content in the -four, handling
of the dough a new bakers trick
The Washington times., 1925-10-08
new Sunshine Soda Cracker

it goes into the oven. Through
these perforations the heat flashes.
But no picture can show how the
starches and sugars gather round
these vents, uniting in a wonderful
delicate flavor that is finally inn
prisoned in the bright red package
you see on your grocer's shelves.
The Washington times., 1925-10-08
The Full Grain Process

and uniformity of all conditions day
after day.
But you'll say that the cracker
that comes through this process is
better than any you ever tasted.
Yeu can actually see its greater
plumpness and finer texture.
Evening star., 1925-09-13

q. Mason Foote. the Elkton, 1924.
Thomas r. Fitzgerald, 1900 Twen.
tieth street, $1.01. 4s-.
H. Cochran Fisher, 1888 Upshur
street, $4.o3.
AlbArt R Earnham. Berwyn. Nd,
$1,000.
Evening star., 1925-09-13

Florence Gingell, Walter Reed Hos
pital, s4.22.
Roscoe c. Green. 14s1 Monroe street,
s23.SO
Miss Monica E. A. Gordon. 1915 F
Daniel E. Garges, 121 Twelfth street
northeast, S10.73.
William A. Geoghegan. 700 Third
street, $20.34. - -
Hugh P. & G5ifin. Is Third street
Walter Green, 1915 o street, $2.67.
William Grum, 1882 Twenty-first
street, $1.47.
John B. Gordon, 2s17 Q street,
$11.96.
Fred Graham, $40 Pennsylvania
Caroline F. Gibson. 1925 s street.
$25.16.
Julian D. Green, s2s Madison street,
|'87 cents.
t Clarence B. Green, sos Virginia ave-
nue. southeast, $3.50.
| Jos. David Gatti, 4501 Fourteenth
street, $64.11.
Herbert Guggenheim, 200 Eleventh
street, $500.
Samuel L: Gross. 212s Pennsylvania
avenue, $2.04.
Samuel v. Gusack, 511 e street,
$69.30.
Richard Leith Gunneil, 111s Park
road. $5.13.
Harry L. Gravely, 1147 New Hamp-
shire avenue, $1.76.
James w. GRAHAM, 1912 Thirteenth
street, $4.73.
George c. Gaust, 1419 Perry place,
$3.05. :
|. B. A. Grubles, Toner School, s7.42.
Mildred e. Gibbs, 1884 Thirteenth
street, $28.07.
Frank Louis Coll. Takoma Park,
$3.52
Maggie Lee Garner, 719 Virginia
avenue southeast, $500.
/ William Richardson Green, 2907 G
'sstreet, $2.7S.
John w. Glennan, 52S Ninth street,
s55.54.
Judith M. Greenstreet. 715 e street,
$1.33.
May Gibbons, s26 Connecticut ave-
nue., $500.
|. Antoinette Graves Goetz, 2122 Ban.
croft place, SILT.
Samuel Greenfield, 446 Equitable
Building, S2S.12.. > 8 - - = +
Evening star., 1925-09-13

Susan H: Davis. s21 Nineteenth
Jennie o. Dawson, Kensington, Md,
$2.55. 80
Thomas. o. Donaldson. 2515 wiscon.
sin avenue, $50. -.
William j. Donald, ss1s Alton place,
S10.2i. &
Clara E. bod. 1920 r street, $s.s2.
Will s. Dutton. 1905 H street.
s'H;Is Elise K. Duffy, s141 Mount Pleasant
Horace S. Dean. the Olympia.
Julian P. Dodge, 1908 First street,
$20.86. =
Mrs. Myrtle NJ. 4Dolan. 1902 Massa-
chusetts avenue, $9.77. e->r
Halla L. Dull and wife, 1888 Massa-
chusetts avenue southeast. $4.28.
Ethel M. Daley, 494 H street south
Itwest. S1.10.
Samuel M. Deckelbaum. 4112 New
Hampshire avenue, $26.31.
Mary A. Dougherty, 2oo4 Fifteenth
street, $3.50.
Miss Anna P. 'Dugan, T u Bldg,
lGovernment hotel, $50.
/ william H. Dorsey, 1906 G street,
$1.s8.
nue. southeast, $7.S7.
James L. Duncan, 40 M street, $2.55.
Hollis NJ. Dunlap, 1921 Twelfth
street, S4.87.
Emily Day, 2120 N street, $17.72.
James L. Dawson, 4130 New Hamp-
shire avenue, S1.50.
c. M. Dewell, 204 Fourteenth street
northeast, s22.19.
Edith E. Dresden, 1857 Lamont
street, $3.50.
Mary r. Dinsmore, Hotel Burling-
| ton, $19.
Edna Deneale. 2o23 Georgia avenue,
$3.50.
Miss Elinor L. Dunn. Government
Hotels, $3.50.
] DAFT C. DAILY. 1925 o street, $s.1S.
Evening star., 1925-11-15

Group picture taken Wednesday evening. October 2s
Sumner Cole president of the Lucy Webb Hayes Nat
Sibey Hospital Standing. left to right: Mrs Walter H
training schools Dr. j. Phelps Hand supentend of WI
pastor of Calvary M E. Church of Frederick Md Rober
building; Maurice Oterback. member of local ard of dill
Washington Christian Advocate; Miss Bertha Gray Mrs
and Mrs A. S. Henderson of the local board of directors
president OF Womans Home Missionary Society: Mrs. D.
of training schools; Bishop William Fraser Mel DWELL DR.
University; Dr. Charles Sumner Cole Mrs Mary Fisk P
Missionary Society," Dr. James Shera Montgomery chapI
pastor of Petworth M E. Church, DR.. James H. Hyatt
Socety
The Washington times., 1925-10-31

81 C ST. N. W.--IDEAL LOCA-
TION-Wonderful opportunity
for rooming house; on both car
lines; >26 rooms, A baths; all
newly decorated; on End and 3rd
floors for $50 mo. Inquire
ALONZO o. BLISS PROPER
TIES, Bliss Bldg, 50 B St.
N. w., Lincoln 1860.
The Washington times., 1925-10-31
Legal Notices
PAons csas..tisa a. 70 MaIn Use.

$1,000 y s-ooY 9 -
sUPREME COURT or THE DISTRICT
4 OF. COLUMBIA, holding probate
is to give notice: That the subscribers
'of the District Of Columbia and the.
State Of Virginia. respectively. have
District of Columbia letters testament
tary on the estate of Clistie H. Ham
mond, late of the District of Coiumbia.
against the deceased Jar are HEREBY warned
to exhibit the same. with the vouchers
thereof legally authenticated, to the
of October. 4. D., 1895; otherwise they
may by law be excluded from all bene-
fit OF said estate. Given under cur
hands this goth Day Of Oct9e Der 1 10:
Capitol ST.. w Washington. p. g.:
THOMAS r. KEITH. Fairfax va.
Attest: THEODORE g OG WE LII.
trict of Columbia, Clerk Of the Pro-
bate Court (Seao, F.. s. McCANDLISH
and-JAMEs T. CROUCH. attorneys
ZONING COMMISSION OF THE Dis
TRIcT OF SoLu a sTssh
the provisions of section Of an Act
Of Congress. approved March 1. 1922
"An Act to regulate the height. area
and use of buildings in the District Of
Columbia and to create g 1oning Com
notice is hereby given that : public
hearing will be held. in the Board
Room Of the District Building at 1900
A. NJ, November 4, 1925, for the. pur-
pose of considering the following pro-
posed changes in the boundaries Of the
use height and area districts. to wit:
CHANGE FROM AREA and A RE
STRICTED AREA TO b RESTRICTED
AREA: Area in the northwest except
ssachusetts avenue frontage, bounded
as follows: On the north, by Brandy
wine street between .46th and 18th
streets: on the south. by Rodman
street between 47th and 51st streets;
on the east, by 18th street between
Van Ness, and Brandywine streets and
by 47tl street between Van. Ness and
Rodman streets: on the west by .
line parallel and 100 feet distant from
the west line Of, 51st street between
Rodman and Albemarle streets. by 49.h
street between Yuma and AIbermarle
streets and by 4sth street between
Albemarle and Brandywine streets
The following change In coming will be
considered at the afternoon session OF
the public hearing beginning at 1850
p. NJ, November 9. 1896. cEIANCiE
Lots in square 1888 abutting the north
side of Harvard street east of Adams
MIL Road. J. +. BELL. cUNO H.
RUDOLPH, F.. A. FENNING, G. o.
SHERRILL. DAVID LYNN, Zoninns
Commimssion of the District OF CO.
lumbia. *.s4
The Washington times., 1925-10-31
$3.50 CASH PAYMENT

An Unusually attractive bungalow Of
rooms, bath, electricity. heat, front
and rear porches. Lot s7x16s. splendid
shade This property is within miles
of d. C, via Highway Bridge and Is
near car and bus lines. Price, $3.50.
Cash, $350.0O. balance to suit
CHAS. F. BROADWATER
Arlington Trust Co. Bldg. Box S27
Rosslyn, Va, West 2645.
Or Clarendon, Va, Clar. 422.
The Washington times., 1925-10-31

TWO ROOMS. gas cleo, heat furnished ;
$25 mo. Phone Atlantic 40.
18TH ST. N. E.. s18-Fhree rooms and
bath; Ink: reasonable. Line. 1871.
NORTHWEST
II ST. N. W.. 1748-One large room for
lady Employed. use of Kitchen
The Washington times., 1925-10-31
t A t T. !!
The Earth Itself
REAL-T OR

REALTORS IN the District Columbia must subscribe
Of ethics outlined by the Washington Real EsaEs
organlzaaon pIlvle&ea
CREATOR $3.50 t1ss 4.s .#ss $500
The Washington times., 1925-10-31

$500 CASH
Great Big Brick Homes at
$500 to S82S 18th st. N d.
screened porches, buiIt-in garage, white
enameL4Eange, one-piece sink, built.in
refrigerator. ironing board, bathtub
floors throughout; numerous floor
plugs and switches: stonewall front.
Arranged for two families IL desired.
OPEN UNTIL O'CLOCK.
Drive out r. i. Ave. NJ e. to 18th ana
turn north. or take r. T. Ave cars.
H. r. HOWENSTEIN CO.,
1911 H ST. N. w. Main 9Os
The Washington times., 1925-10-31
/ JAMESON-BUILT HOMES
1901 to 1921 D st. S. e.
Priced Less Than $1,000
Easy Terms

Tapestry brick: Q rooms and bath:
fixtures; buiIt-in refrigerator; extra
large front and double rear porches:
laundry tubs, large rear yard TO
-Four blocks from the new Eastern
High School. See these ideal homes
+ now
THOS. "A. JAMESON co.
9O6 N. Y. Ave. NV. Main 1926
The Washington times., 1925-10-31

q. b ZAN1XINH3EK
10th q X SITS. II. w. Main Ea7a-zl
TERRELL q Little
1906 WighteAnth sc. N ". Main S988
j. CURTIS WALKER
Investment Bldg. Ffanltiim 2AA
j. LEO KoLB,
ga New York Ave. ~. w. Main 9021.
T. sp WEEKS
8. DALIAe .0RADYl
500 18th IN. Nv. Main e11l.
III, CL7FFORD BANGS.
Investment BIDS. Eranlk. $40
TAI 10th St N. w. u. w.
- CAFRITZ co...
18th & K ST. ~, w. Min ggAes
1WARDMAN .CONeTRUCTYoN CO. INC.
1880 x 81. n. w. Main 49,.
The Washington times., 1925-10-31

N
sOUTHEAST-$7, 45O- TERMs
Why pay rent when you can
PURCHASE this strictly modern
brick home for $500 cash and
monthly payments less than
rent? Contains six rooms
and tiled bath; hot.water heat
and electric lights. In a very
convenient section of the
Southeast. Convenient to both
car lines and within five
minutes walk of Lincoln
Park. Deep lot to alley with
room for garage.
CAFRITZ COMPANY
14TH AND X. MAIN $685.
PHONE SERVICE UNTIL p. II,
The Washington times., 1925-10-31
Real Estate for Sale
Phone CIusstfieA Ads to Main $500.
HOUSES 90
$4,000
SMALL CASH PAYMENT

IA brick house containing six
rooms and modern bath in a strict
ly white neighborhood On a wide
avenue Southeast, facing a public
park. Newly papered and painted,
nothing like 1t for the price in the
city.
The Washington times., 1925-10-31

BEAUTIFUL country home In Mary
land, attractively furnished. s acres
In terraced lawns and grounds. 16
minutes by auto from Dupont circle
Situated on high hill with lovely
view of surrounding country. Spleen
did heating plant Every convenience
for comfort, baths. large sup
porch. Living room 20x26 feet very
large fire place. Large double garage.
For inspection call Herman E. Gasch.
1926 New York Ave. Main $3.50.
The Washington times., 1925-10-31

STONE e FAIRFAX
Cover Thirty Years of Real Service :
1912 N. Y. Ave. Phone Main PAPA
Member Washington Real Estate
1 Board
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17

/ Telephone. written and produced
by local talent.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17
Busy Bee Circle
Holds Session

The Busy Bee Circle met on
Wednesday afternoon at the home
OF Mrs. Ed. Reuland. A business
session was held at which time
Mrs. j. H. Nichols, chairman Of the
parcel sale, reported over thirty
dollars had been realized.
At the close of the business meet
ing, all participated in making de-
corations for the pageant to be Civ
en- by the Sunday school on Christ
mas eve. Miss Anna Lueth gave
two readings, after which the lit
erary committee gave an auto guess
ing contest, a prize being given to
the winner guessing the most
names correctly. The meeting adj
journed, after which refreshments
were served, by the hostess.
The. next meeting in January is
to be held at the home of Mrs. H.
Weber, at which time officers for
the coming year will be elected
after which banquet will be SER
we'd
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17
UNIVERSAL DRAFT

Officers Of the American Legion, in conformity with
solutions adopted the Omaha convention and in bssful
disregard of the yeoWs have called President Coolidge
and urged the Importance Of legislation providing for uni
versal draft Of another war; there will be slack
ers, but equal service for all
The plan includes the drafting to fight men and
women work. factories to produce money to nanceto
geher with the control Of transportation materials farm
products and their prices The Legion believes and rightly
that the enactment of such law would not only be of
great deterrent to but bulWar Of strength should
war be thrust upon us.
Churches and organizations Of many kinds have endorsed
the PLAN not only in this country but in Europe The only
substantial opposition that voiced by the American Fed
Grafton of Labor and the manufacturers of arms and mum
itiOns
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17

NEWS NOTES

Merrimack Mr.. and Mrs.
Louis George, are rejoicing over
the birth Of SON.,
Mr.. and Mrs. D. c. Babcock, jour
neyed to Madison on Saturday last
Mrs. Babceck is ailing with Sc
we're cold.
Herman Weinke, is i'll.
Mrs. Rindle, has returned from
Madison and is at Mrs. r, Farm
ums home, her sister,
Peter Boyd has taken trip to
Milwaukee.
1t seems nearly all of Merrimack
village went away on Saturday to
Madison, among whom were the
Moulton family, Gerue's, Mrs. l..
Holl. Gross, Loos.
George Gross has returned home
from Warren.
Relatives of the late, Mrs. Irene
Smith are arriving at the George
Loos home.
Mrs. Dan Promo and her daugh-
ter, Mrs. c. Herr, baby Evelyn, Wis
tied in Okee, last Saturday.
Monday afternoon members of
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17
MYSTICS give
XMAS PARTY
FOR Juveniles

A Christmas party given by the
Mystic Workers for juvenile mem
bers in the X. p hall on Wednes-
day night was an event of excep-
tional jollity, a happy occasion not
only for the more than so kiddies
present but also for the $50 mem.
bers and friends who were privi-
legged to enjoy the youngsters
pleasure.
An address of welcome by Pre-
feet Harley Wickus opened a pro-
gram consisting of the following
numbers: two vocal numbers and
encores by the Misses Mary and
Pearl Fitzsimmons with Miss Dor
othy Black as accompanist; instru-
mental numbers by an orchestra
composed of Richard Moog, violin,
Ray Hocum, xylophone, and Dor
othy Black, piano; heartily APP
plauded recitation by Miss Leota
Waters; two dialect readings by
Miss Eleanore Meade; and vocal
lullaby by the Misses Irene and
Helen Sturdevant with Miss Ruth
Hacker accompanying on the piano.
AS a climax to the program, San
Ia Claus arrived and he was given
a, hearty welcome by the young
sters who had gathered in a semi
circle around the prettily decorated
tree. Santa's supply of candy,
nuts, popcorn, and apples is evil
IDENTIFY unlimited this year for he
presented each child with a gener-
Gus gift Of each.
All present were served with a
lunch of coffee, Sandwiches and
cake, and the remainder of the ev-
ening was spent in dancing to the
music of the Black-Moog- Hocum or
chestra.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17
BaraboO Valley
Council No. IS
Elects Officers

Baraboo Valley Council No. SO
met on Friday night, it being the
monthly meeting the Council, and
the following officers were elected
and installed for the ensuing year:
Trice 'Illustrious Master-A. Oh.
Reisz.
Deputy nlustrious Master-P. A.
Wood.
Principal Conductor of the Work
+. F. Boehm.
Captain of the Guard p. A. Her
fort.
Conductor of the Council-H. J.
Sleeps.
Chief Musician-G. T. Gustafson
Steward-F p. Ellis.
Henry Ketchum.
Trustee-Fred Purchell.
Treasurer. T. Gustafson..
Recorder-Henry Koppke.
Installing officer was Grand
Steward of the Wisconsin Grand
Council, Past Trice Illustrious
Master Frank B. Moss, with Oscar
Doppler as Grand Marshall.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17
BarabOo To Have
Farmers Institute

Baraboo is to have a two-day
Farmers Institute on January IA
Is. According to an announce
ment by superintendent e. L. Lu-
Their there are to be 64 of these
farmers conferences in January.
There will be held in Al different
counties. There will also be eight
Woman's Institutes.
Wisconsin has again taken the
lead by holding the first Coopera-
tive Marketing Institutes in Amer
lea, of which two have been held,
one at Abbotsford and one at Bea-
yer Dam. Because of these in
stitutes, the number of regular two
day institutes will be limited TO
about hundred. Cooperative mar
keting is to appear on the program
of all Institutes along with the 9TH
err subjects of special interest To
Wisconsin farmers in 1926,-lime,
sweet clover, atc.
The first Farmers Institute ever
held was at Hudson, st. Croix Coun
ty,, November 24-25, 1885. At
that time the subject Of "Grain
Farming VS.. Dairy Farming" was
more than live subject. Insti-
tutes since then have helped the
coming of the pure bred bull. the
silo, COW testing associations, lime,
clover. alfalfa, sweet clover, and
finally cooperative marketing.
Those who have taken advantage
of thd institute discussions are
many and are among the leaders
of the state.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17

church choir, practiced hymns at
the G. Herr home.
NJ E. church, win sing Christ
mas Carols, outdoors, at different
homes. observing an old time Gus
tom.
Fred Baum, garage man, is Sc
riously thinking Of moving away to
Beloit. Mr.. Baum is a Beloit coll
lege graduate.
After an absence of weeks, the
Dudleys are back home returning
Saturday.
1t is said. that r. Baylis has re-
ceived an offer to sell his farm
Some one would make a summer
resort of it.
Many callers visited us. during
Sunday breakfast and dinner.
Fites for Mrs. Smith
The funeral OF the late Mrs.
Irene E. Smith was we'll attended
by relatives and sorrowing friends
beautiful flowers were many and
costly, showed love and esteem for
the one who has departed.
Methodist Church Merrimack
Sunday Dec. goth.
Services as follows:
Bible school meets at 10 a. m.
Our attendance is increasing. Lets
keep it up.
Evening service at 1880. Topic
"The Message Of Christmas" There
will be special Christmas singing.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17
APPLICATIONS TO MARRY

Oscar G. Kruger, Loganville.
Leona Schenck, Loganyille.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17

Doesn't this help to defeat the very
object it is aimed at, lessening the
postman's work at Christmas
time?
One is not inclined to mail early
to those who will open. perhaps
hurriedly or carelessly, one by
one, their Christmas packages and
put them aside a week or so before
the time, there is no thrill to this,
it is like an exploded shell, "dud",
dead thing. One might just as
well send Christmas presents in
August or September as far as
thrills are concerned. Then too
the significance of the time is lost,
a significance which should fill our
heart to Overlooking.
When the cards and packages
and dear letters from far and near
come pouring in some from
friends one has not heard from
since the Christmas before, when
a united family are gathered togeth-
er, not forgetting the cat and its
little bag of catnip- (much fun
follows this little attention. these
messages of peace and good will
make the tears of thankfulness ov-
erwhelmingly close, and it lasts,
quite awhile, this pause of unself-
ishness, when all thoughts are for
others, and rot for self. Then
we take up our rushing page again.
1t is hard to tell just what we gain
by this rush through life, -trivial
things most of them when search
light is thrown upon them.
The spirit of Peace and Goodwill
is abroad at Christmas time-there
are few who do not feel it in the
air. i'm the people, everywhere,
and the Christmas mail belongs to
just this particular time, and no
other.
RUTH M. 1SOUTHARD.
BarabOo, Wis.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17
OlIapodrida
CHRISTMAS MAIL

Along with the effort to teach the
public to shop early, and mail ear
ly, should go lessons to persuade
people not to open early what is
intended as a pleasure and sur
prise for Dec. 25th-Christ's birth
day. There are many who do not
heed the request do Not Open Be-
fore Christmas" on the wrapper.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17
Local Lodges
Hold Election

At meeting of the Sons of Vet
Grams and the Auxiliary to that or
der, held on Friday night, officers
were elected as follows.
Sons of Veterans
Commander-W. r. Dubois.
Senior Vice Commander-Cr Craig
Holloway.
Junior Vice Commander Ben
Sturdevant.
Secretary Treasurer George
Hammermeister.
Camp Council-W H. Hamilton,
A. A. Brownell, and Louis Bass.
Auxiliary Officers
President-Cora Beige.
Vice President-Hazel Moss.
Donna Plummer.
Chaplain Ella Barber.
Patriotic Instructor Elfreida
Florein.
Guide-Bernice Johnson.
Assistant Guide Zubia Dubois.
First Color Guard Bessie Glib
hons
Second Color Guard-Anna Rote.
Inside Guard-Cora Harris.
Outside Guard Mary Rote.
Florence Doppler.
Press Correspondent-Nettie Du-
Bots.
Past President-C Christine Dyrud.
Mrs. Ella Barber was chosen del
egate to the national convention
and Mrs. Zubia Dubois is alternate
Delegates to the division encamp-
ment in June at Racine were also
chosen.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17
* * =

Physical Culture Magazine,
Macfadden publication in it's Dec
ember issue gives reasons why
You Live Longer If Married" for
it tends to induce regularity OF
habit. moderation of diet, and a
voidance of excuses. "How I
Brought Up My Daughter To Be
A. Prize Beauty" is told by Mrs.
I.amphier whose daughter Fay
Lamphier, has been acclaimed as
Miss America. "Relegate Mono
gamy To The Junk Heap!" are the
views of a Salt Lake City man
who answers Bernarr Macfadden's
editorial defending monogamy.
= = g
Professor Phelps relates that
when he was a boy he used to set
type on religious journal which
became noted for its Topographic
cal errors and misplaced para
graphs. One day, in the column
Ministers and Churches" there
appeared in the proof Lillian Rus
sell will wear tights this winter"
How it got there no one knew. The
editor in disgust crossed out the
line and wrote "such is life" on
the margin. When the paper ap-
peared it contained among the
news of the clergy, the item about
Miss Russell, followed by the edi-
torial comment ''such is life. -
Boston Transcript.
81 * *
An English essayist, j. G. Squire,
when asked what his initials
":stand for" refused to tell a cor
respondent, but in one of his es-
says enters upon panegyric of
the name John that gives a clue as
to the letters which follow his
first initial. y He says: There is
no name like John. 1t is as fix
ed as the English landscape and
the procession of the seasons. 1t
never becomes wearisome or tar
nished. Nothing affects it; moth
ing can bring it into contempt; it
stands like a rock amid the turbu-
lent waves of human history, as
fine and noble a thing now as it
was when it first took shape on
human lips
y y i
A Brooklyn newspaper vender
with a sarcastic turn of mind has
this sign on his stand:
These Newspapers Are For
Sale. The Public Library Is
At Fourth Avenue and Pacific
Street.
A laundryman on the same street
puts this placard in his window:
This is an American Laun-
dry, Not a Chop Suey House.
81 *
A boys definition of toast"
from q household magazine: "A
slice of bread that you scoreh by
the fire and then scrape at the
e;y,Ir
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1925-12-17
Beg Pardon

Figures given in the report of the
L. S. G. in Tuesdays issue were in
correctly printed. The amount ex-
pended for sunshine work should
have been sS.26 and the balance in
the treasury should have been Civ
en- at S122.95.