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New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
25 Tears Ago Today
 From Taper of That Date

X row Nc,weeN Supcrjntendent oI S.uoo,s S.aatt aad Principal B"ne- dIct of ;ua hlgu school developed at ,ae scaoo. board meeting Saturday at,o~"Ygu over lne necessity Of for .tr1 rev.goe n Ne curricuum wlo principal sa)i that they were racrssary 10 prevent snap courses and Yare required in the best high sruoo.s 'u~ougAout the country, while tln suprrin' endent wanted the ,rHrr c.1rs~ rp'i0na.
 E>ur. >saa0 George Smcd'ay ran Mali rlroHFu lis foot Saturday and Is ..r.,.cl.@.,l for Hork.
 W. II ,aaeou and D. Y. Edwards la1. r... .g Su.rif .anc, in 'he Adl- rerlar.e. sor say Of two weeks.
 u.a~s Go.~.l.a has a hen whlch fru4..'.y .n.- ars" cres. H'r pro- 4a-.u. y~.. .Eay measured Ski ? u:.'.-.
 u. ..a ~uau,ut at the .oint ra..,.~s ,.> ..- n.,.nu"n in 'h'' !. lr..,'.A ". .r ..ay eyDnins "II in r.u.- d e..5 tr George Latham and ....~..' $. .'...s hr George. Wil- :.. s,. ttI 'a'.a" and Herbert A. Jr .-a..
 A'... ..l s.r trip 'o MlIdio- -o.. ...l,,. ~....ra.. was traced uy ra.~.~ -,-t- aud f9uni 1n tae pos $. ssa~ ~ '..o e'raug" men, whom n.t....a, 'o...l lp.
 w.- ."-.rar .- .oryauus Ia'o a'- 51.s .o ..' E,re.rc' from fro nro....tu. rt t.Erc suffered mc r--e tn .'.a. s.,.irr f.rauso of 'l" '..r .s a.,er4'.s. 1ous L'Dz, E
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 There a,r" a number Of accident in S'anl,y guar'ar y,s,rrlay, Th' hr.dr. 3e l'iuE r. paired and, al 'houE. ;rtr. Har" 7 fence and Got "no~a. s.vsra. cvo1s's rar into 'h C"nre ard rvo vas considorab' n"uisri
 IT,. arr 'tr@ < C Moore or Gle ='r-.' 7-r. -.'~rlssd .H frlonds Sat .asar 7.-r' 7r9 Nr> Malone va Prcs4n'el ID her tathel aIth beau
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
BONNEVILLE RAID" THE CRJ ATTNT EVER

The orerv''1o raid VII 2h down in New England pro4lar.oo history as the gr-a.ast eEer oE' o1'- cd in this tier os states. Tae Bos'or Globes dac,ares. e,:!nn:E wi'aoH' fear Of saccesse4, cootra1.o'.on. tia. never has ,h~re haon Ta~a ,'' 'o this part O, tho word 70 ne e.a"or- .,s way in which ne protect "aS put through"
 Here is how 's. G.o., s:rnnr.z- ed the modJs op.-a0a.
 "PreHmiua-y las.s..2->o.S " a.. unknown number oe ~s.r"' agents eIose-moo,bel and calrer. - T.~r"' indjctmen.s euu~l ny ,.- rr.'d ."0y -scalcl orac-z s-n, to aa-s 0. h. state pooco - 'raor.re mo"'.'1"' from dis,aa. pas.s and ga.."rol ," an armory. tur.r o..oo'i." '-@ao"1. And then inc z.~o hour a~ dark .'s' fell when 15 army "2'or ''. >-' loaded with -roor.05. ' s".5' ".- with badg .a,.uA sr". ;" ' raid simul.anoousT r.r> F. .'... r. ept houses whore "..~."''s "..' alleged to be mad, pr r',"a4 r was almost like War.
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 this a"1rss.on
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 .a.. .r.. - ,meos corm' <.
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 ,era,ion. The state "constabuIary" wore TOT .'s first time ergagrd on 'arE" s'''9' "Nost Of 'he prospective 7r's"7eT7 xsrs parslyzed with trsht a. the
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
DINEEN HEARS TYPOS"
Printers Name officers at Annual Flcctlon-Tcstimonial to Retiring President, II. C. LindbcrS.

Gerald J. Dinecn was elected nrcsident of the New Britain Typo graphical Union at the annual cleo ton yesterday, and Harold c. Lind- berg, who completed a term as president, was presented with watch charm in recognition of his services.
 Other officers to serve during the year are: Vice president. Thomas King: financial secretary, William Keller; recording secretary, Frank S. Grubar. Thomas F. Lawlor has been selected as delegate to the New England convention at Fall River. Mass, June 21, 22 and 2S. and William B. O'Brien is the choice for delegate to the inter national convention at Kalamazoo, Mch., in August,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
CTTY'S PROGRESS AS A CONVENTION CENTER


 New Britain Is rapidly becoming known throughout the state as an ideal convention city. The past few years have seen a goodly number Of such gatherings here, and 1t is only by scanning a compilation Of them that the new rating of the city as convention center is fully appreciat- ed.
 Here Is a list. which may not he complete: The state Rotary conven- ton; Royal Arcanum; Master Paint CTS and Decorators; Knights Of Washington; Y. NJ, c, A; Master Plumbers association; American Legion; D. A. V; State Hardware Dealers; Democratic Congressional; Federation Of Mems Bible Glasses; Older Boys Conference; Older Girls conference; ". c. T, L.; Baptist conference and the c. T, A, [. Of Connecticut.
 The K. Of c. convention is taking place, and those scheduled 10 be held here in the near future include the Moose convention; the I. o. o. F. convention; and the United spanish War Veterans.
 The reason for the ci'y's rapid progress as a convention city are not hard 10 seek, IL now has splendid facilities 70 entertain con- ventlons. Win these provided the conventions come her" as a mater Of course,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
Report Germans Aiding
 Attackers of French

T0ngier, May l2-(AP)-~A report 10 the Havas agency says a German submarine recently landed explo- sives, tclephonic material and food stuffs on the coast of the Riff, the chieftain of which. Abd- -krim, is invading the French zon, of Moroc- co. It is also stated that several Germans dressed as Riffians and using oriental pseudonyms, have been observed in the Riff.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
FactsandFancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

A tria, ls just aS long as tho purse.
 Cour'irr in a canoe; honeymoon tt th" boooh; dishwatcr,
 Tho best part ot party regularity is regularity of diet,
 "Kissiuc is bad Tor 'ho hea)rh." It is if she hbbcd abo being mar ricd.
 "Dope loads thousands astray." This IS especially true of baseball dope.
 Many a man thinks he is climbing op when he is merely swelling up.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
A RCgiIlar ZOO

On my dresser Is picture of a lion - he's young fellow sought by everyone in the social set in which me move.
 In our parlor there's an elephant, q white elephant -- We cant sell the old.fashioned thing or give 1t away.
 In our family there's a jackass- that boy of ours, l am sorry to say, is the biggest bIockhead you ever met.
 Not far away from our house is a tiger a blind one, where you can get some Of the good old stuff if you have the money to pay for it.
 In one Of ourclosets there's a bat - it's hauled out by our youngest when he plays ball with his play mates.
 Lodging with us Is a bear an ill-manncrcd and morose sort Of person who happens to be my brother-in-law
 And, just 70 think Of il, though I call my wife a dear, she says more than once that I'm perfect brute,
 --HoWard Seery.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
PURE FOOD ENFORCEMENT

Washington. May 12.-Manufac- turrrs ot foods and beverages con- taiuing sulphur dioxide and sulphitcs will he prosecuted, declare officials Of the bureau Of chemistry of the departmrrt of agriculture unless their products are plainly labelled with a conspicuous declaration of inc presence of these substances.
 Such labelling is required by the federal food and drugs act and has a direct bearing on the price the consumer pays, il was pointed out, but inspectors recently have report ed q number of violations.
 General enforcement of the law is planned hy the bureau. although no objection is made to the sale Of foods containing the ordinarw quan- ffv of sulphur dioHiie provided they are properly labelled.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
TEXTILE INDU STRY AGAIN SLOWS UP

I. is painful 10 contemplate that the Now England textile industry is undergoing another slump; mills in New Bedford and Fall River gro curtalling their output and give as a reason the unwlllingness Of deal CTS In their product to stock up upon a normal basis, due to a fear that prices in the future might re- cede and thus bring about heavy losses, The impression throughout the trade appears to be that lower cotton prices are to be expected in the future. and when this desider- alum occurs the demand Is certain 10 put the mills 10 work al fnn tilt,
 Here we hare the northern tex tile mills and the southern cotton growing industry at cross purposes, Cotton growers want the prices for cotton to stay high. r short crop" the price Of cotton IS LIgh; it there is a large crop the price goes down. Southern growers. hay- ing gained somewhat in orgao.za- ton experience, nowadays are better able to control the supply by tha amount of acreage that is planted. The system Of diversifytng crops io the sou.h, instead e relying solely upon cotton, las gained genera. ac- cep'anco.
 The trouble Of the New EoEaod textile industry, based upon cao.lo"s buying by the trade, IS also an aftermath Of the deaanon period, when the boom bubble burst. Ii will ha ramomb"rol that mercHan.s in all lines were ad"lsed hy sunl"r experts who claimed 10 know q. about such things fiat he Loom , would last at least as long as 3 similar loom lasted after the C.~i War. Many wera well stocked WI -rrtoyd goo4s when 4~ns'.o. s.- in, rss3'iae ta haavy ]oSs"S a' .ro starTs randy aapr. ciatrI. IT, '~ra- ~aaoo. rp b1amed for h'.nt on E"~I against a somewhat sim
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New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
II3ND>FIAAI\tt NITH THf. PRI ~lDI.NI

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 ermtt.l .g ea. at ta" Wh''o I41ns4 for :... F.. 0. sl.aktng .orls win d.. ea.,@ s<.ea-.F". The story of Carlo Tresea .ao 1raHan e.li.or e. Now York. t##. ra ca3r1 a' the W0tc UoaS. ao..r his re.oaSe Iro1n Inc A''aa.a rr"ar1ory stood ia urr ~"H s.-4sH's and shook harte vra .na ..rcsa|rr.. Is af '1a.t a. resting AAa 'enl.ng 10 ln1i-a.s thal
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12

She served me with sausage morn ing, noon, and night; l sausage a pile of 1t took my flight,
 Albert Brotherson,
  Claude was her husbana and he made her swear, And when he laughed at her she Claude his hair.
 c, r, Slattery.
  Painful Is a maid disdainful; Window-sashos, too, are pane-full.
 III, F. Helmburg,
  Madam helps me moi bit; Madam l because Of lt.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
so 900. 900 SUIT OPENS

Bucharest, Rumania, May F. lAPD-Trial Of the Baldwin Loco motive Company's suit against the Rumanian government to recover an outstanding balance of about BE- n0O, GOO for locomotives delivered in 1919 and 1920, was begun here yes terday. Decision is expected by Fri day.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
GH9Ss =. EI--E fun chOb haxSON E0xHALL NQEli

"Whcrc are you going. my pretty
 maid?" I'm going fun-shopping, sir" she
 said. "May go with you, my pretty
 maid?" If you're in good humor. sir" she
 said
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
By CHARLES P. STEWART NEA Service Writer

Washington, May l2. Justice department officials are fixing up an arrangement they believe will make 1t easier to catch fugitive criminals throughout he world Several European governments think well Of 1t, Next the depart ment plans to submit 1t to Latin America,
 It's a cnch 1t won't get the in- dorsement of certain longtime North American residents Of that part Of Latin American known as the River Plate region.
 Several of them are very promi- ncnt and influential there, too. If they object to the Justice Depart mcnts scheme their protest will count. And they're sure 10 object. In some instances old scores stand against them In the home land that don't outlaw under the stat ute of limitations,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
ST. EMO I\IrI,rIoN

Al M. m,n.ag Of S'. Emo lodge, kmgh.s of rylUas 70 he held WoIn, siay ,sauj0E 'Ar rank Of Knight vi| ho conferred on q class of five csquros. Members of ihe iru:ja'rrn tH1u pr. roGIosrad 10 re ror' ca. Tra lu..'lrc 't. opon a' x uc.ccH. A smoAor NIA also be he'd.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
From Our CliIIrn's Garden of
 Curses.

A father, rising from the break fast table. stopped 10 kiss lis three year-old daughter goodhyr.
 Carefully steering a spoonful Of oatmeal toward her mouth she saiI. Kiss me on top Of my head, daddy. I'm busy down hcrc"
 Mrs c. Gainor Turner.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
Alderman Jackson Suspicious

Alderman William F. Jackson said the situation did not look right to him or to the public when such q conference was held in the office Of a manufacturer in view Of the present situation when it should have been held in the office Of the chiof Alderman Lee said that he as chairman Of the police commit tro had not been called into the conference and that if he had. the state police would not be in Wili- mantle a' the present time.
 At the conclusion Of the meeting, Mayor Hickey said that he would call upon the chief Of police to pre- serve he peace Of the city and up- hold law and order.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
The I.ditor.s Gn>sin Shop

Last werN We announced the Rookman pilzes for the best hu- m0.ous lr.s,. in th" Fun shop. also advising that this week We would announce tAo committee Of judges.
 Here ihrv are,
 MaXson IuHhall JuIell. clitor ot 'h" Fun Shop. chairman; William lyon ph,ls, prot, ssor cf English a. Ya.- unvrrsity; N. F. Foster, odI,or. Houston CTeXasl Chronicle; F. W. Clarke, managing editor At Ian,a tGaD Constitution; ". L., Harrison. managing editor Okla loma uklahomaD: II. N. Cris', managing editor Brooklyn CN. YD Ear.r. John Farrar. editor of The RookInan, Frank Cro~ninshicId, editor of Vanity Fair magazine.
 Tho only verse 10 hN judged vii. ho ,ra' which appears in the rogu- 1ar F.a shop.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
Mcmhcr nt the A.,ncIntcn rrc,,.

Tho AwoeIa:ed Press Is c>. .~,,.v eu. tltled tn 'H. uso f. 0-.H.. '." "' sD rsvS creat sa '. 70 .r I.r o'. r.N s, news puuusgel I.'t.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
Stirred up Trouble

Co.o "D.i olI Rich spoon with thrt It't.n movie star" "'' Booth. You hct he did, And HOW she's going 10 make him fork oN"r.'
 -Muriel I.nEens0n.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12

may COllCtdI LuCluaINg NIaln apple,
 You need not believe in a thing 10 houcht hy it. Look al the anti elolutionlSts.
 Bohemia An artistic atmosphere wherein three drinks make sQualor seem romantic.
 Unconscious irony: X village with ,ypicaD streets warning motorists to Slow down.
 Uncle Sam: A queer gentleman who pays the leading role and thinks he is q super.
 American flyers who learn by ball. ing are not pioneers al the business. There Was Wilhelm.
 You can say one thing for the 1onUcn'jarios. We arr s"nlng a better ciass ot people there.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
nr. Traprock Breaks Loose Agair

nr. TraprOCk Breaks Loose Again
 "Watcr-spouts are curious things said Dr. Walter E. Traprock, look ing mp from his paper. "rheyrc like those tornaAocs out west only not so lad because you can bust up watcr-spout. One well directed can non shot will bring her down, Ecr- plUnk."
 Do tell" wc said.
 "I Will," said the doctor. Tn B. off Singapore, l was official starter Of inc Royal Indian yacht races. sent the big sloops off with a brass one-pounder in the bow of a ships launch. 1 followed the fleet for an hour but they were too fast for me so I turned back. Then, out Of 8 copper sky. came one Of those be- hanged spouts. l couldn't dodge it. It seemed 10 chase mo. Whenever l shifted it yecrcd. Sud denly it bore down on me. 1T il struck me broadside it was lilies for the launch, so I headed straight at it When my bow vas four feet from tho whiring sem l put on full speed and yaNkcd the lanyard Of my cannon. l had no ammuni- ton but blast Of cotton batting was enough 10 break the spOut and ions of water crashed down on us"
 "You sunk, of course,' We hah- ardod.
 No at aN," said the doctor. "The launch was full of fish. There were so many Of them that they crowded he water oHt and of course. as fish float. they bold the boat up instead of sinking i'. We had to nghton the load which vas simple; they were flying fish, Al w had to do was 'c toss an armr0) Of them up into inc air and off trey few with that pc cujar purrirs not" Q: theirs. Bu' wind srou's are di1cronl.'
 "You ouEtt 10 hno~. I'or. w said and rca-urd for our hat
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
QIIcnCllcd

Crosby: You say that the fire started while you were at break fast? How did you exringuish it."
 Sullivan; T was eating grape fruit"
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12

U A'A Hl 'N' itN'' N'" 10 [" 'H ' breaker; if you drive slowly, some body vhams yoq from bohinL
 A vot" o' confidence cXrress"s rIa muor,y's contIouc" in i's ability to Kick him out if he doesn't maUc good.
 The poet who sars o' "he sweet perfumes o' Npr.ng" may have hccn talking about the roadside dog stands.
 "Thlro is vory ]ir'.r MrrrW tas- ice in Am,rtra' says ernie. W'U, think how much lonG'l 'hat onaNtcs critics to live,
 If sho is Ils'oya' 10 ).r Hasuund, one Of two 'h.ac7 is trDo Hr isn't worthy Of loya'y, or sh" isn't worth worrying ahou',
 Corr,r' t.~ s,.',u.o. "Iooi ouiray. Iw.," S.i1 'a~ w.t.; 'rlorcs an .'f.a >ou" appreciate"
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
Member AnMt nur,oo of rrrnInrIon.

Ths A. B. C. Is A 0otora' o-rar.~o.ar which 'l."s.rs vf0.I"Hr.s ent 7H.rr. t'ser' w.'h s'..tt '.ursf R.a..s.s ot circulation. O4- .-u-,'7f .. .'tttar.rs srs taset upon .H's aa#' -.., n,l~cs rro'Hrt'7U aca rss '1N 0 ..vsr1ner dlHrhunon "gH e' Co tor na'..rI, and local a1yertse,s
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
The Attraction

Marie: "Why did Jane throw over Phil for that skinny little chap smith? l thought she liked the big powerful type?"
 Patty: she does. And that's just he type of car Smith has"
 Norman F, Gerald. Copyright, 1925, Reproduction
 Forbidden)
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12

The Hs-st " on A'e aa'v In New York ht HotH ~gs Hrw Sand Times Square srNu .s s Navs Stand. Entrance Grand Central t.-t street.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
TELErunNE EALIs

Entered s' Tho Post ONles nt Nyw uatau
 As Second Class Nal Matter
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12

The oD.y pro'Eah'a R5'crf'srg rr1'un. !n tNe Itty. C|wg|a'un hoa.s and
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12

1T q pennless criminal falls into the laws hands he's in hard luck, Hadley says, but the one with money turns his case into game between his lawyers and the prosecution and wins, provided he's had sense enough to provide himself with a better legal battery than the opposton's.
 1T the American people are con- frontcd by a fact they don't like observes Dr. Mann, they pass a law changing the fact. Only, facts
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12

"Old Bob" for instanoe.--not 10 designate him too explicitly. "Old Bob" has lived twenty years in and around Buenos Aires. He's a very substantial, conservative citizen now, but he makes no bones Of the fact that once he robbed trains and rustIcd cattle along the Mexican border.
 One evening he was talking with me in a cafe on the Avenlda, when the question Of the year of the "A. R. U." strike came up. "l think it was in 1894" said Bob, Yes" after a moments reflection II know 1t was, because that was the year they chased me out ot Texas for killing a man. and the strike was going on at the time,'
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
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cant be changed In reality, adds the doctor.
 This wasn't a debate between Hadley and Mann. It simply hap pened they got onto the same sub ject at the same time at two en- tirely different meetings In Wash ington.
 A painters strike is on here. Word came into union head quarters that sixty men were paint ing n big house in New Hampshire avenue. An agent hastened to tf spot. "Whats' this?" he demanded
 "This," said the foreman, lis the Italian embassy foreign terri" tory" as, indeed, foreign embassies and legations are supposed to be- Whats more, the union officials recognized It. when their attention was called to the fact, and didn't Interfere.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12

Ss,Q0 Three Months
 1ac. A Month,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
pun Points
Go Iinglo-Janrle MannsrJ

Qrl'o ' r70leowa fhinE men do When ;hoy handsome dough to you,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
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Issued naOy Sunday Enccplet Al Herald Bldg, e Church street
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12

RuE.rcss O"las .... go5 Ed.t0ua, Rooms ..,, 2.6
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12

Why is It that Americans break more laws than any civilized people? asked ex-Governor Hadley of Ms souri in a recent speech before the American Law Institute. Then. an swerinn his own question: the ex- governor said the trouble is with our criminal courts--they let folk break the laws and "get away with it."
 Dr. Charles F. Mann, talking be- tore the American Council of Edu- cation, of which he is director, of- fered a different explanation. His theory is that Americans violate more laws than any other nation ality because they have so many more 10 violate.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12

r you drive fast, you're law breaker; if you drive slowly, some body vhams yoq from hohinl
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12

Don't smile at double cMns; they may conceal nuctuating Adam s apple,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
Pretty Soft

By Peter Peatre, Jr In many ways the women get More out of life than men; They do not have 10 stew and fret Or get Up with Big Ben To go out chasing pounds and pence, Yen, roubIes, pfennigs, francs, and
 cents
 Against a million other gents, In toll and moll and sweat. The women sit a. home each day And have a life Of ease; They visit hack and forth, crochet And do just as they please. Rut men; gosh, they have got to do Whatever some boss tells them to. They slave away their whole lives
 through, Then give the wives thcir pay. Oh yes, the women have snap; Get that right through your dome Each afternoon they take nap, Then when the men come home All tuckercd out, the women say They've been coopcd In the house
 all day,
 And must get out! Does he sa!
 Nay?
 NO, Out he goes. poor sap,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-12
IDiscOrli

OyIcn: "Thore isn't much har- mouy in the Wilson household, is ,here?"
 Hewitt: say, after investing in a radio sct they couldn't agree on where to tune in"
 Fred Totten.