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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03
If You Had A Million.

= If somebody gave you million dol
lars what would you do with it? A
silly question? Yes, silly enough but
we seem to run to such discussions in
this period~Anno Domini.
A young woman writing from
Orange City, Ia, states that if some
one slipped her million she'd use it
to get medical education. Which
illustrates about as we'll as can be the
comprehension of the average person
of million dollars and it's expendit-
ure. We talk gibly in millions and
haven't any idea of what it would buy,
says the Marshalltown Times Repub-
lican.
The suggestion is if we could man.
age to get million without trouble
we'd all have wonderful time and
be happy. Happiness is represented
by big wad. Usefulness is bound
up with million. Less than mil
lion isn't worth while dreaming about.
Charming word that million. Edu-
cation, ease, activity, eminence, all
in it "worth million ?" Ali human
felicity is bundled and tied up in it.
Never greater mistake in all the
multitude OF mistakes men make in
all sincerity it's load to carry, per-
petual worriment and an incessant
call to labor In all honesty, it's hard
er for a millionaire to have a good
time than twenty-five dollar a week
clerk. 1t keeps him busy taking care
of it. In most cases it is a handicap
on his kids. A man can be poorer
with great riches than a day laborer
Some men can handle million and
remain happy. But they would be
happy without it.
L Forget the idea that somebody
might give you million and quit
wondering how'd you spend it, In
the first place nobody is going to give
it. Second you don't know what you'd
do with it. Third you'd best have your
mind on your present job at so much
per week or year. Fourth nobody
ever got million or any smaller COM
potency by dreaming about it.
Moreover if all the millionaires were
to disappear today, we wouldn't miss
them as much as the same number of
skilled mechanics. Ever think of
that? Not one of them can take a
dollar with him when he departs for
good
Nothing to it. Mighty little to a
million dollars earned. Given with
out consideration it would be ruin
Gus to ninety nine men out of hun
dreI.
A man with a good job, a decent
business, the respect of his fellows
and the liking of his neighors is the
best fixed man in the world. "-Al-
bert Lea Tribune.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03
Rotten Magazines.

For number of years people have
winked at the publication of salacious
literature and publishers willing to
degrade for money have reaped a
golden harvest as a result.
The magazine stands for years have
famed with periodicals which, month
by month, have vied>in an effort to
reach the evil depths Of utter de-
pravity. Nothing has been left to the
imagination. : Every known form of
humane depravity has been paraded
before the eyes of the youth of the
country poisoning the minds of the
immature and creating in them false
and dangerous view Of what life
means.
Men who would<stand aghast at the
thought of selling poison to children
have for years sold them magazines
which poison the mind and corrupt the
soul? Which is, worse?
When the governments undertook to
suppress these magazines by refusing
them mailing privileges they sent their
products to the retail dealers by ex-
press. The dealers continued to sell
them and people continued to buy
them.
The more daringly rotten the maya
zine the greater it's sales and circula-
ton meant increased advertising.
Many publishers have grown rich by
this sordid means and many a boy
bandit and hayward girl can trace
their downfall to the pictures and
stories in the socalled popular"
magazines.
AS the thirst for whiskey and the
appetite for dope so the clamor for
literary rot. Once given a taste of it
the demand has been steady and vocif-
erous all over the country. To provide
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03

punishment rather than a slap on the
wrist. Lawbreakers will not stop
breaking the law as long as they get
sympathy from a misguided public
and kind treatment in fine jails in an
effort to lead them back to the
straight and narrow path by pointing
out the error of their ways.
The criminal generally knows he
is breaking the law, when he starts
out to do it. He does not need to be
shown he did wrong.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03
Cattle Must Have T-B
Test

Under law passed by the last
legislature no cattle in the state can
be offered for sale at public auction
unless the cattle have been tested for
tuberculosis and found free from the
disease. A new law also prevents the
exhibition of any cattle at fair or
show that have not been tuberculin
tested and found free of disease. Any
exhibitor who cannot show a certifi-
cate acceptable to the State live stock
sanitary board to the effect that the
cattle exhibited are free from tuber-
culosis, is subject to fine. In the
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03

Answer to last weeks puzzle.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03
Take Stories With Grain
of Salt

Kenneth L. Roberts, a, prominent
writer and investigator, has been
looking up conditions in Washington,
of which we have read SO much of
late He says the stories of the flood
of booze in the national capital, and
the awful conditions prevailing there
are largely wet propaganda designed
to deceive the public and bring the
prohibition laws into disrepute He
finds that the stories about young
people carrying TASKS in their hip
pockets, and the reports of universal
drinking among young men and wo-
men are untrue, and that the average
run of society in Washington is no
worse than it is anywhere else. But
the boneheads who fondly believe
that booze will come back will keep
on parrot-like repeating the same old
Talsehoods.-St. James Plaindealers.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03
Servant Girl Wouldn't Go in Cellar
Fearing Rats.

Mrs. Topper, Plainfield, N. j., says
"Rats were so bad in our cellar the
servant girl wouldn't go there.
Bought some RAT-SNAP and it
cleaned all the rats out" RAT-SNAP
destroys rats and mice. Absolutely
prevents odors. Comes in cake form,
no mixing. Cats or dogs won't touch
it. Three sizes, 35c, 65c, SIPS. Sold
and guaranteed by Farrell & Keefe
and Public Drug Store. 46-2ts.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03

The American people too general
ly seem to have gotten away from
the principle that laws are made to
protect society from the criminal
not to protect the criminal from So
ciety. The reason that Canadian and
British laws are successful is that the
criminal is made to pay dearly for,
his error, not the public.
Let's have laws and system COM,
petent to enforce them!-Owatonna
Journal Chronicle.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03

Solution will appear In next Issue.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03

case OF auctions, the certificate show
ing the stock free from tuberculosis
must be exhibited at the same and if
an auctioneer officiates at a sale
where such test has not been made
OF the cattle and where the certificate
is not exhibited, he is subject to fine
and the cancellation of his license
Long Prairie Leader.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03
"A TERRIBLE GOITRE
Removed Without Operation. Mrs. Cox
Tells How. Was short of Breath.
Eyes Bad. Could Not Work. In
Bed Part of Time. Stainless
Liniment Used.

Mrs. Dot Cox says: "Come to 40
Prospect St., Delaware, Ohio, and l
will show you what Sorbol-Quadruple
has done for me. If you can't come
write"
Manufactured by Sorbol Company,
Merchandising, o. Sod by all drug
stores. Locally at Gertsmann Drug
Store.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03
Red, Watery Eyes.

You will be astonishel at the quick
results from simple camphor, witch
hazel, hydrastis, ETC., as mixed r.
Lavoptik eye wash. One small
bottle Lavoptik helps any case sore,
red or wateryl eyes. Eye cup free.
Gerstmann Drug Store.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03
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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1925-06-03
When in Minneapolis stay at
The New NiCOIlet Hotel

The New NicOIlet Hotel
The Northwest's Newest and
Finest Hotel.
600 Rooms with path or con-
Meeting.
Every room an outside rooms ;
Largest and Finest Ballroom
in Northwest.
Every facility for luncheons,
banquets and meetings, from
the small meeting up to
1900 capacity.
s
RATES
SO Rooms at $500
68 Rooms at $3.50
"a Rooms at $500
257 Rooms at $3.50
Al Rooms at $500
38 Rooms at $500
Suits and Special Rooms at
$500 to $500
5
MAIN DINING ROOM
One Of the finest in the North
west.
COFFEE SHOP
Plate Lunch, 40c and Soc
Excellent food la carte. Po-
pular Prices.
s.
MUSIC and DANCING
by the
Original Osborn Orchestra.
8 Blocks from Both Depots,
Retail Center and Whole
sale Center.
Under Management
Geo. l.. Croker.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-22
Legal Notices
Phone classl1iea Ads . Main 5as0.


=. H. stephens and James Q. wilkes.
IN THE sgPREME COURT or THE
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA hoiding
land Tor Widening 81 N hds' Avenue Z.
in the District Of Columbia. District
Court No; 1921: NOTICE AND ORDER
given. that the Commissioners Of the
District Of Columbia (pursuant to
certain provision of the Acts Of Con-
titled, An. Act to provide for the
widening vide. n q nichols avenue between
thereof BY condemnation under pro-
s yisson q Iech sptsr one 6 snap ss
District of Eolumbia), have filed 2
the widening Of Nichols Avenue be
southeast, in the District 81 Columbia.
panel i jury III accdfdanre with the
law provided for III such cases to as
sess the dsmagss each owner q laIs q
the widening Of Nichols Avenue be-
tween Good Hope Road and Street
southeast In the District Of Columbia
ard the condemnation Of the land
4, assess as benefits resulting az pro
Sd day Of August, 1925, ORDERED
that all persons having any interest
in these proceedings be and they ARE
hereby warned and commanded to ap-
pear in this Court on or before the
TIN day Of October 1875, at ten O'clock.
A NJ. and continue in attendance until
the Court shall have made its final
order rattfyins and confirming the
OF benefits Of the jury to be en-
Eaneled. and sworn herein; and it is
further ORDERED. That a copy of
thiap notice and order be published twice
d week for two successive weeks in
the Washington Evening Star, the
Washington Times and the Washington
Post newspap efs published IN said
District, commencing at least twenty
days before said nth day OF October.
1895 1t is further ordered, That
copy of this notice and order be served
by the United States Marshal. or his
deputies. upon each of the owners Of
the fee. OF the land to be condemned
herein as may be found by the said
marshal or his deputies. within the
District of Columbia and upon the ten
ants and occupants OF the same before
the said 7th day of October, 1925. BY
the Court: F., L. SIDDONS. Justiee.
(seal1 A true copy: Test: MORGAN
Fl. BEACH Clerk. BY s. +. BEACH.
Assistant Clerk.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-22
Todays Help MISS DEAN
NORTHEAST, SIS, 800.

NORTHEAST, $500.
A brick home can be purchased
for $500 cash and $50 per month
including the interest. In con-
venient location in the north
east, near the car lines, con-
tains six rooms and bath, hot
water heat and electric lights,
good-sized lot extending back to
an alley, with garage.
NORTHEAST, 5000.
Vacant and in first-class condi-
ton, q very large six-room and
bath brick home in a splendid
section of the northeast, con-
Venient to both car lines. Modern
heating plant and electric lights,
deep lot to q wide alley with
garage. Can be bought on terms
equal to rent. Phone us for
inspection.
CAFRITz COMPANY,
18th and X. Main $3.50.
Phone Service Until 9 ?. NJ.
WOODBRIDGE And BRoOKLAND
NORTHEAST
Six-roon house. almost new: living
room type; fireplace. large lot, paved
street; possession in weeks.
Five-room bungalow, Bladensburg I'd.
on bus line: price. $1,000; 5000 cash
and $3.50 per month
six-room emi-detached, new pebble
dash; So. from =. I. Ave. car stop;
price less than $4,000.
Choice building lots in n. e.. $500 up.
CLIFTON AND DARNELL
2911 10th St n. t. Pot. 4494
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-22
Financial

Phone Classified Ads to Main $3.50
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES Y
AUTOMOBILE Top business with estab-
lished trade: good location. Inf6rIna-
ton upon request. Rent reasonable.
Write Box Times Herald.
ENTIRE STOCK Of general store: at
sacrifice price Of 500. Includes fix
lures ice box, fountain, etc. RsntinE
of store and six room house $40. can
at 1880 33rd st. and Reservoir; or Box
A-ee Times Herald.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-22
Lots
AS Low AS
S1n5.OQD
ON Terms to
Suit You

For SUMMER homes and
camps Brookmont has no
equal. Besides its natural adj
vantages, good roads, side
walks, electricity, water, low
taxes and direct car service
are enjoyed. Comfort and
convenience are assured.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-22
Bids and Proposals
pnons oIassstted Ads q Main saso

D. c.. Washinrton.
August 10, 1926 sealed proposals
for constructing about 1895 linear
feet Of sewer varying in size be-
tween 10 inches and 3 feet inches
In diameter will be received az Room
500 District building until o'clock
D. m. August "a, 1895 For detailed
information. apply at Room AT
District hniiding.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-22

1907 yARNUM STREET N. w.
Between 14th st. car and
18th st. bus. Six rooms with
beautiful tiled bath and two
additional shower baths. large
sleeping porch and colonial front
porch. Very attractively fin
ished and IN perfect condition.
800.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-22
Live Stock

Phone classified Ads 70 Main $3.50.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-22
HOUsEs-UNFURNIsHED
527 BUCHANAN ST.

Beautiful brand new room
and tile-bath; colonial home
with double back porches; lot
100 II. deep; h.-w. III; cleo; SIS
month.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-22

Homes $1,000 and up: also building
lots low prices, easy payments; one
fare r. johnson. agent, office 61st
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-22

Far sighted investors are
putting their money into lots
at Brookmont. The millions
Of dollars spent by the Gov
eminent in this territory al
tend to increase the value Of
land there. Buy now and
watch prices go up within
the next six months.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-22

SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET
A REAL HOME
here. Brand new, rooms and bath
A No. l. construction. Lot 50xl5O.
Concrete front porch, waterproof base
ment; hardwood floors; cleo. h-w.h. in
fact, everything to make this a per-
feet HOME. . blocks from BALTIC Pike.
on street car line, and bl. from
b. & o. railway. Am asking $500
cash and $50 a month. The price is
$500. Convenient to stores, churches,
schools, etc.
Don't miss this bargaini Apply to
M. BOSNIA
Owner and Builder.
BranchviIle, Nd. Berwyn 15S
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-22
where no DINE
WHERE no STOP

HOTEL INN, GO8 9th st. N. w
So. So 50, $40 weekly summer rates.
Evening star., 1925-01-14
$45, 900 Y DRIVE
TO START TODAY
$50 Men and so Women to Begin
Solicitation-Worker to
Meet at Noon.

The financial drive 10 raise a fund
of $4,000 for the current expenses of
the Y. NJ. c. A. will get under way to-
day when more than $50 men and SO
women start the solicitation in the
District OF Columbia.
The first luncheon meeting of the
workers will be held at 1890 o'clock
today in the crystal room Of the Eb-
bitt House. This meeting will be
presided over by Claude w. owen,
chairman of the general committee.
Senator Selden p Spencer, a former
member of the Y. NJ. c. A. interna-
tional committee, will talk tonight
over station WCAP. on the "Y. NJ. c.
A. as a Civic Factor" DR.. George Otis
Smith, director of the Geological Sur
vey, apd a present member of the
Y. NJ. c. A. international committee,
will broadcast on Thursday night a
Y. NJ. c. A. message over station
WRC. DR.. Smith was for 10 years
president of the local organization.
Evening star., 1925-01-14
URGES IMPROVEMENTS
IN EAST WASHINGTON
Lincoln Park Association Defers
Consideration of Five-Year
School Building Program.

Lincoln Park Citizens Association
held its regular meeting in the Bryant
School, B street between Thirteenth
aid Fourteenth streets southeast, la st
night. After discussion OF the report
of the committee on schools with re-
spect to the five-year school building
program it was voted to refer the
matter back to the committee for re-
port and action at a special meeting
to be held January 81 1t was pointed
out that from the figures contained in
the proposed bill for school extension
work, the southeast section was sut-
fering in comparison with the improve
ments provided for the northwest sec
tion.
The committee on streets and side
walks presented a report containing
a list of needed improvements and
this matter also was refererd back
to the committee for further con-
sideration. DIR. +. b. Cudney, w. f.
Doherty, H. Felter and Roy c. Hollis
ter were elected to membership. Vice
President d. f. Lawson presided.
Evening star., 1925-01-14
S1,ODO,oDO SEAPLANE'
ORDER IS PLACED.
Navy to Get 40 SCI Type of
Airships-CapabIe of
Land Use, Too.

A million dollars worth of sea-
planes has been ordered by the Bu-
rcau of Aeronautics, Navy Depart
ment, it was learned today. with the
granting of a contract to the Glen l..
Martin Co. Of Cleveland for 40 SC-2
seap anes, capable of performing the
duties heretofore undertaken by tor
pedo, bombing and scout planes
Work on the new ships will begin
Immediately. On their completion the
Navy will have 75 sc types of planes
contract for 80 SC-1s having been
let by the bureau to the Martin COM
pany last June.
Convertible to either land or sea
duty, the planes will be used aboard
the Langley and future aircraft car
riers or aboard battleships as sea-
'anes, catapults now in possession
of the Navy being capable of shoot
ing them off into the air Their
value to the battleship. however, is
not as important as the scout and
fighting planes and it is not probable
that many Will be assigned to the
feet adoat
The new SCs will be powered with
a Wright motor of more than COO
horsepower, which will be capable of
carrying about $500 pounds dead
weight in the air. The planes have
pontoons which can be changed in a
short time to wheels for land or air
craft carrier duty. In endurance tests
they have flown officially more than
10 hours at the Naval Air Station
Anacostia, d. G., where they were
put through rigorous tests before
production was ordered.
These planes will supplant the two
types now used for bombing and
scouting-the Douglas torpedo plane
and the Fol plane. The former re-
sembles the world cruisers in type,
while the latter are boat seaplanes
with a hull and two motors. In ad-
dition, the Navy has a meritorious
patrol plane of the hull and BIZ
motored type in the Pm design. which
already holds several official seapIane
records.
Evening star., 1925-01-14
NEW SALVATION ARMY
COMMANDER HERE
Maj. Barrett Transferred to D. c.
Virginia Field From North and
South Carolina.

Mai. william Barrett, in charge of
Salvation Army activities in North
and South Carolina, has been ap-
pointed in charge OF the organiza-
tion's work in the District and Vir-
ginia, succeeding Brig. William
Crawford, who left several months
ago because Of Ill health.
Adjt Ernest r. Holz, divisional
secretary. who has been in command
here temporarily. will remain, taking
charge Of routine business.
Installation ceremonies for Maj.
Barrett, who comes here January R7,
will be held January 2s in the Army 8
auditorium, eos e street northwest.
Col. r. E. Holz, in charge of Eastern
territory, will speak at the exercises.
Maj. Barrett has been in the Army
more than 20 years s of which he
spent in New York State.
Evening star., 1925-01-14
OUTPUT OF INDUSTRIES.

Figures made public by the Census
Bureau indicate increases in the value
of products in three industries in
1928.
The fur goods industry for 1928 had
a production valued at S198,042,571,
an increase of 42.1 per cent over
1921, the preceding census year. The
goods worth S6,097,441 in 1928, an
increase of 25.5 per cent over 1921.
Manufacturers of mattresses and
hedsprings had an output in 1923
valued at s107,570. .4S4. an increase of
44.2 per cent.
Evening star., 1925-01-14
Scripture as Paciicator.
special Dispatch to The Star.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
NEW YORK, January 14--Mrs. Lii
liam Matthews of No. 261 Wyckoff
street, Brooklyn, had Mrs. Julia Ho-
gan, same address, arrested. Mrs
Matthews said she was hanging out
clothes and Mrs. Hogan, from the
floor above, emptied pail of water
on her. Magistrate Short, in Flat
bush Court, quoted passages from
Scripture. the one about "a Scup of
cold water, etc" 80 feelingly that
Mrs. Matthews and Mrs. Hogan
made up.
Evening star., 1925-01-14
Acquitted Under Dry Act.

Jacob l.. Rosenberg was acquitted
yesterday afternoon of a charge of
the national prohibition act
preferred against him by Lone
Wolf Asher. The jury in Criminal
Division before Chief Justice Mccoy
reported it's verdict promptly At
torneys H. H. Hollander and Mark
Stearman represented the accused
Evening star., 1925-01-14
Detailed to College.

Capt. Edward j. Maloney, 3lst
United States Infantry has been de-
tailed as military Instructor at the
Virginia Agricultural and Mechanical
College and Polytechnic Institute,
Blacksburg, Va.
Evening star., 1925-01-14
Averse to Work, Gets 80 Days.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
NEW YORK, January 14.-Saying
Il won't work" in English and sever.
other languages was the only de-
fense offered by Margin Kolega of Kali.
Serbia, when he was arraigned before
Magistrate McQuade in Yorkville
Court on charge of begging He
was sentenced to 80 days in the
workhouse.
Evening star., 1925-01-14

If a man Is married he always
knows what to do with his money.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1925-11-25
TheI,umberN News
Lancaster Vicinity
the Easm wright Lumber Co.
VOLUME g. LANCASTER, WIS, NOVEMBER %, 1925 Al
VOLUME 8. LANCASTER, WI
SPEED E SERVICE

Clarence McMahon's pullets are
Just beginning to lay. They are get
ting SO to so eggs a day. Just think
what thes will mean when the
flock begins to lay! Did you fix up
your chicken house? Don't you
think it would pay?
Come in and let us figure what
it would cost to fix over your hen
house with Insulite and ventilat-
ing system. Have you heard OF the
State way of ventilating with a
straw loft and baffler boards?
We lust unloaded a car of big
lump pocahontas and delivered it
around to our customers in good
condition without much fine coal.
We have a stock of Solvay Coke
and Petroleum Carbon on hand, al
so just unloaded car of Blue
Flame, the coal with less ash than
any other coal.
Frank Lewis came storming in
here last week and said-"Cart-
wright, why did you fib about that
BLACK GIANT COAL!" When
asked what happened he comes
back: "IT IS so MUCH BETTER
THAN YOU SAID 1T WAS!"
AMT 1T A GRAND AND GLORI-
GUS FEELING!
We now have four sizes of ZEIG-
LER COAL on hand-NUT, NO. 1,
FURNACE LUMP and BIG LUMP.
The Zeigler looks fine and sure is
fine. Try load.