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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10

them. And even the most extreme
of them do not dream of war with
America as thing possible now, or
desirable ever.
War talk, on both sides of the wa
ter, comes frsm those who do not
know the facts, Fortunately, in
Japan the responsible statesmen
know the facts.
HARRY THAW FINDS
THINGS CHANGED
Harry Thaw, after night out for
the sake of old times, is reported
as celebrating the cold gray dawn
of the morning after by comments
that the gay life is not what it used
to be.
Naturally!
Not that the life itself has chang
ed much. But Harry has.
He may not have much sense, but
he has at least experience and ma
turity, which even bootleg cham
payne can not fool.
Alcohol vivacity and hired kisses
may bluff your egotism while you
are young. You know they are
false, but you imagine yourself ca
pable also of inspiring the real.
When you are old, you know bet
ter. You can no longer fool your
self.
The only thing that outlasts the
daze of youth is the real thing.
And the might life" is not that.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10
OUR SMALLER TOWNS

One of the most notable conditions of North Dakota is
the rapid Improvement of the towns This is propaby be-
the people and more beginning to look upon
the small town the most desirable place to live.
The electric gas and telephone services, the water sup
ply and other public utility services just cheap the
smaller cities and comparable basis to those of the
larger cities. The living conditions pleasant be-
of the lack of congestion and the industrial smoke Of
immense factories.
Workmen can live more cheaply in smaller cities and
have better chance of owning their homes The
schools, especially where there is consolidation have great
influence individual attention is obtanable to greater
degree than where the number of children bring about
personal relations with the instructors.
On the whole the coming is that of the smaller city
The immense metropolitan ceers have about reached their
point of satation and people turning from the CRIME
and confusion where the myads congregate to the free
open, unsuled spots in Natures playground.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10
THE STRENUOUS AGE

Speaking the final session of convention which at
traced 500 American and Canadian physicians to London
Lord Dawson King Georges personal physician condemned
the speed modern life One of the big problems of the
future the English peer sad will be to prevent from
overworkng with the result that their lives done when
they should be at the height of their creative power
'The leader of commerce dies at the heyday Of his
achievement he said "Men today at the high
key at work and at play"
man goes the country Sunday, plays golf with vim
and then to work tired than The Amer
lean business executive has been bued with the gogetter
spirit to such an that his play hours work
and not play He goes after everything in big energetic
way wants lot of action in his recreation period
doesn't want At at all.
The human body is machine that needs respite from
the life once in while Playing golf with the
intention of turning the best rather than for the
sake Of playing will fatigue instead OF recuperae That is
peraps one Of the why SO many business
executives prematurely aged: .
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10
-FABLES ON HEALTH
PLAN VACATION WITH CARE

Do you expect to come back from
your vacation with stronger physi-
cal BODY, with enough pe~'and a re-
serve of nervous energy to carry you
through 81 more weeks of work?
If so it is necessary that you plan
your vacation just as logically as you
plan your daily affairs.
If you have spent SO weeks in the
noise of the city, and in the grinding
routine of office, your vacation
should be away from these things.
Go to the country, or visit friends
in smaller city.
A change is the principal thing to
consider.
Some get a good vacation merely
by changing their line of work.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10

1t takes 40 years for elephants to
grow up and 200 for men.
Ants may live as long as 10 years
if they dodge picnics.
The oldest clock in England was
built in 1926, so now it is considered
a real old timer.
The wild boar of India attacks
without provocatiOn, and so does the
wild bore Of America.
In Arabic the word --sheik" means
IAN old man." while in English it
means "a flapper's fish"
We never have been to Lapland,
but it sounds like an excellent place
for petting parties.
More than, half the destructive
pests in America are, of foreign
origin, not counting reformers.
The yield of oil from whale is
about ii tons, but it is very much
against his wishes.
State of Washington, produces a
fourth of our apple crop, so is bad
place for doctors.
They are experimenting with grow
ing wheat in Paraguay. Wild oats
will grow in any country.
Oranges and lemons are said to
contain stored sunlight, while jugs
contain distilled m0onshine.
One of the deadliest enemies of
grasshoppers is tiny parasite. An
other is fishermen.
There are about 115,0O0,OO0 cases
of spring fever in the United States
every year.
If all the smokers in. the world
were gathered together they would
be matchless by noon.
1t is very easy to play the piano
If you can find the right notes at the
proper time.
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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10

a business man may have hobby
His regular business prevents him
from following it. During vacation
time he takes it up, and works just
as hard as he did in his office
But it is different work-a
change of atmosphere and of men
tai effort, so this business man may
get some real good out of his vaca-
ton.
The automobile makes mentioning
easy and profitable to many.
Fishing and camping are good.
There are literally hundreds of
worthwhile ways vacation can be
made an opportunity for renewing
and refilling the storehouse of men
tai and physical energies.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10
"HONEST OPINIONS" MUST
BE INTELLIGENT, TOO
BY Chester H. ROwell

Why make any point of the "honest differences of opn
ion' this Tennessee evolution muddle?
Of there such differences But what OF IT.
1t is not the honesty opinion but its intelligence
that makes it valuable.
If Highly vrtuous person who never saw house
chooses suppose that has nine while the
ing ochewng carpetlayer who measured all the
says that has only what have the good habits
the foul mouth of the other to do with the value
of their opinions? ]@b~..t
One knows and the other doesn't. And the opinion of
man who knows worth more than that Of million who
do not. -
If those who know the facts agreed, he who would
have his disagreement considered should first qualify with
like knowledge.
Certainly, those who do not know what evolution u.s.
how the conclusions regarding it reachedwho, like
Mr. Bryan do not know what hypothesis MEANS and
think is the same thing guess" who think that
theory" is the opposite of "fact and truth not
equipped have their Opinions however honest weighed
against the practically unanimous view of experienced OBJ
servers.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10

HARMONY, OR A SPLIT
IN THE CHURCH? . :.
The Presbyterian church stoves
off split by the familiar political
device Of appointing a committee .
The committee, of course, will find
out nothing except what everybody
knows already, but it will give time
for excited tempers to cool off. Then
perhaps Christian charity may take
the place of logical intolerance.
For we may as we'll concede that
the intolerants can make out q
strong logical case.
But if they insist on making it,
they will disrupt the church, and
wreck organized religion.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10
GOTO is NOT ONE OF
JAPAN'S LIMOGES

The foolish, report from Berlin
that Viscount Goto had said that
Japan win not shrink from war, it
necessary" to force japanese immi-
grafton on America was, of course
promptly denied.
Those who knew Viscount Goto
and were familiar with his mental
processes, did not need the denial.
1t was unthinkable that so true
a patriot, SO genuine an idealist, and
so wise a statesman should have
gone quite crazy enough to say, or
even to think, such nonsense.
There are militarists and jingoes
in Japan, but Goto is not one of
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10
Chickens Equal
Silver, Gold In
Value To Farmer

The barnyard hen is getting to be
an important animal and her caekles
should be real music to the ears Of
an owner, declares O. A. BARTON,
poultry specialist at the North Da-
kota Agricultural college, who has
gathered some data showing the
comparative value of the hen and
other products. '','.t
The value, he says, Of the poultry
end eggs produced : in the United
States each year is six times the
value of all horses and mules, seven
times that Of sheep, one, and one
third that Of wheat, sei,n times that
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10

finite wisdom lies in his eyes and vet
he is perplexed with those who pa.
rade past him. Some of them should
be in and he should be out.
Never mind, little monkey in the
cage. You, at least, are protected
bow to you. And if, percKance, you
and / are in some manner related,
am proud.
JAMES w. DEAN
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10
SHE'S BOSS, NO DOUBT

Angry Passenger Guard, why
didn't you wake me as ! asked you :
Here ! am miles beyond my station.
Guard did try, but all / could ge,
out Of you was, "All right, Maria
Get the children their breakfast and
III be down in a minute.
Daily Tribune.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10
Editorial Review

column may or may not express
the opinion Of The Tribune. They
are presented here in order that
our readers may have both sides
OF important issues which are
being discussed In the press Of
the day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10
LAST AND HARDEST

TEACHER-What were the differ
ent ages in history?
WILLIE-The stone age, bronze
age, iron. age.
+ TEACHER-What age are we liv-
ing in now? -
WlLL1E-The hard-boiled age
Vancouver Province.
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A THOUGHT

Woe unto you, lawyers! For We
have taken away the key of knOwl-
edge; We entered not in yourselves.
anu them that were entering in We
hindered.-Ltke 1852.
The first thing we do, let's kill all
the rs.-Shakespeare.
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc
DISASTER
"Were you ever in railroad dis
aster?"
"Only once. Then l kissed the
wrong girl going through the tun-
nel."-Lehigh Burr.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-10
A CATASTROPHE

There was young lady named Stella,
Fell in love with bow-legged fella.
This risky young chap
Let her sit on his lap, 49,
And she fell. right through to the
cella.-Kansas Sour Owl.
Evening star., 1925-09-17
JUNIOR HIGH BOYS
WILL Be DRILLED
Combined Military and Phy-
sical Training Course to
Be Instituted.

A combined course in military and
physical training for the ninth year
boys of Washingtons junior high
schools will be formulated by a spe-
cial committee of school officials and
military authorities appointed yester-
day by Supt. Frank w. Ballou.
Such a course has been contemplated
several months as means of giving
the junior high school boys specialized
physical and military training, while
at the same time preparing them for
the senior high school cadet corps.
Work to BE Limited.
Although details for the new course
have not been discussed by the COM
mittee, school officials have suggested
that it be designed to give the recip
tents sufficient group work to enable
them to receive credit for one years
military training when they enter the
senior high schools. The military
training probably will be confined ex-
clusively to foot and squad move
ments.
While groups comparable to the
senior high school cadet companies
may be organized in each of the Junior
high schools, the drills will differ
Stress Will be laid on the physical
rather than the military training.
Guns viii not be used by the Junior
high schools, neither will they COM
pete with the senior high school cadets
in the annual competitive events. Inter
junior high school competitions are
planned in their stead
Whether the junior high school
groups will be required to wear uni
forms such as distinguish the High
School Cadets is one of the questions
to be decided by the committee.
Draft Course at Once.
instructions have been given the
committee to begin Immediately the
drafting of the new course, and, if ap-
proved. it is likely to be introduced
soon after October /.
Stephen L. Kramer, first assistant
superintendent of schools, who has
charge of the cadet organization, is
chairman of the committee Other
members include Garnet G. Wilkinson,
first assistant superintendent, in
charge of colored schools; Lieut.. Col.
Wallace NJ. Craigie, u. S. A, profes-
sor of military science and tactics in
the high schools: Warrant Officer Ed
ward York, who has charge of mill
tary instruction in the colored schools;
DIR. G. H. White, head of the physical
training department in the white
schools; DIR. Z. B. Henderson, head of
the physical training department in
the colored schools; Alvin W.. Miller,
principal of Central High School; w.
l.. Smith, principal of Dunbar High
School; H. P. Stafford principal of the
Macfarland Junior High School: Miss
Alice Deal, principal of the Columbia
Junior High School, and Miss Mineola
Kirkland, principal of the Shaw
Junior High School.
Evening star., 1925-09-17
SUES DIVORCED HUSBAND.
Mrs. Sofield Asks $25, 900 for
"Breach of Promise"

CHICAGO, September II CR.-Mrs.
Marguerite l.. Sofield has sued
Armand Sofeld, president of a sash
and door company, her former hus-
band, for S25 900 for breach of prom
Use. 1t is the first breach of promise
suit in Cook county's records brought
by wife against her divorced hus-
band. The Sofields were married in
1914 and at the end of five years she
obtained a divorce, charging cruelty.
Her bill said Sofield attempted TO ef-
feet a reconciliation year later and
proposed a remarriage, which she ac.
cepted, but that he changed his mind.
Sofield filed reply denying he had
proposed marriage to his former wife.
Evening star., 1925-09-17
FASHIONABLE YOUNG MEN
HOLD UP HARLEM BANK
Three Line Up Clerks and Custom
ers While Third Rifles Till.
$4,000 Gems Stolen.
By the Associated Press.

By the Associated Press.
NEW YORK, September 17.-Three
fashionabiy dressed young men today
lined up clerks and customers in the
branch of the East River National
Bank, Harlem, at the points of re-
volvers, while a fourth rif1ed a till of
SO 900 in cash. AS the men backed
from bank the manager, S. S. Wagon
hauser, fired four shots at them. They
fed and were lost in the throng of
passers by.
Three robbers entered the jewelry
store of Robert Marcus in the East
Side, bound and gagged the clerks and
rif1ed the jewelry counters of gems
valued at $4,000. Carefully locking
the door behind them, they walked
out and disappeared.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1925-07-10

The suit in equity f Sam Allard
plaintiff, versus Della Allard, de-
PENDANT, was tried at Prosser en-
Wednesday of this week. The case
attracted number of White Bluffs
people both as witnesses and as
spectators. The purpose cf- the
suit is to restrain Mrs. AIlard from
using any Of certain funds depos.
tied in different h inks in her name,
and from selling or disposing IF
notes, bonds or other personal
property ia her possession pending
the final outcome of the case. All
of the personal property is claimed
by Mr.. Allard as community prop
pcrty ard as such he demands the
possession Of it.
Judge Truax, after the evidence
on both sides was Submitted, took
the case under advisement and it is
thought that a decision will rot be
handed down for some weeks.
Attorney j. G. Lloyd Of White
Bluffs appeared for Mr.. Allaid
while Mrs. A!lard was rep es, te d
by Henry Fl. WcnGe Of Yakima.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1925-07-10
SUSPICIOUS CA 4

Dr.. ". c. Pauhlman, state veter-
rarian inspector of the department. OF
agriculture, was in White Bluffs July
4th and 5th investigating the circum-
stance of the loss Of three horses on
the William Coulson ranch recently.
Mr.. Coulson's team became sick the
same day with the same symptoms
few weeks ago and both horses died
the same day. About a week after
their death Mr.. Coulson purchased
another team and a few days after he
had taken them home one OF them
became sick and died with the same
symptoms that caused the death OF
the other horses. The circumstances
were so unusual and suspicious that
Mr.. Coulson communicated with the
department of agriculture, which re-
suited in DR.. Pauhlman's visit. In an
interview with the Spokesman, DR..
Pauhlrnan said, "Direct evidence has
been obtained that the animals were
poisoned and were not suffering from
any communicable disease. Samples
Of body fluids were taken for cheni-
cal examination and no immediate
action will be taken until laboratory
tests substantiate the diagnosis. Hoy
ever. the matter is still under inves-
tigaticn but no further statements Will
be given out at this time"
lanes Sells went over to the. Coast
Monday for short vacation trip.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1925-07-10
COUNTY commissioners CONSIDERING
BUILDING COURT HOUSE AT PROSSER

roads, etc., that has been absent il
the past with disastrous and costly
results.
The petition filed with the commits
ssoners is as follows:
Our democratic form of govern.
ment fol purposes of efficiency and
expediency is divided and subdivided
into small units, each unit having GER
tain well defined functions to perform
AS chain is as strong only as its
weakest link so also our government
must depend upon sohdity, efficiency
and safety of its units and the man
ner in which each unit assumes and
performs its duties
The county is one of these units
and among the duties of the county
is one to provide suitable seat for
its governmental functions and a
safe depository fh, its judicial and
business transactions. 1t is customary
for the county to provide suitable ac-
commodat:on for the Courts including
ample facilities for the proper care
of jurors. Business offices must be
ptovided fer the various county Of
ficials to the end that they may eff
ficiently perform the duties of their
Office Absolutely safe and secure
vaults should be provided for the safe
transactions and other records en-
trusted to the county keeping.
In some of these respects Benton
County has long been reniss. The
present quarters are inadequate and
rot suited to the dignity Of the Court
and County Government and the
vaults are so unsafe that an ordinary
fire would cause irreparable damage
and the financial loss would be much
greater than the cost of the improve
nent petitioned for, We, as citizens
and tax payers of the county, along
with other citizens and tax payers,
take equal responsibility fon this con-
dition and in an honest effort to full
fill our duty toward our Government,
cf witch Benton County is an inte-
grail part, and to further advance the
harmony and friendship that now ex-
lists throughout the county, and real
izing from expressions heard all over
the county that the present Board
of commissioners enjoy the conf
dence and respect Of the county as a
whole, and realizing further that in
such an undertaking unity of the
Boasd and the united support from
all sections of the county will ex
pedite and make possible the erection
Of Court House with the least fric-
ton and greatest economy in the ex-
penditure of public funds.
We, the Prosser Community Club,
in special session called the 9th day
Of July, 1925. do hereby respectfully
request your honorsble body to give
due and earnest consideration to our
petition to the end that the county
may be provided with building and
home Of it's own that will give dignity
and prestige to its governmental func-
tons and provide a safe place for the
records entrusted to its care.
PROSSER COMMUNITY CLUB.
E.. R. WELLS, President /,
A. D. MASON, Vice-Pres.
w. c. SOMMERS, Sec'y.
JOHN r. ALLISON, Treas.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1925-07-10

The White Bluffs ball club estab-
lished a local record by winning two
games in succession last week. On
Saturday, the Fourth, they beat Han
ford in good game by a score of 4
to ; and on Sunday they stopped
Richland to 2. The game the
Fourth was a close, hard fought game
with the result in doubt until the last
man was out. SCHUMACHER and Crider
Of Othello formed the battery for
White Bluffs. With only one pitcher
on the local club and league game
scheduled for the following day it
was necessary to secure another hurl-
or. Schumacher pitched good game
but Order was not SO good, the balls
that got away from him being re-
sponsible for most of Hanford's runs.
The hcme team felded we'll and hit
much better than they have been
doing for several games.
The Sundays game was not nearly
so close and the final result was never
in doubt. The home boys were all hit
ting and fielding well and in general
cutclassed the Richland club. Swan
son was in good form and in. addition
to his fine pitching helped to win his
own game by driving out three
Dagger in pinch.
Paul Austin joined the club last
Saturday and lived up to expectations
by adding both hitting and fielding
strength to the club. Last Sunday
was the last day in which the clubs
in the leagu. could add new players
White Bluffs signed up Schumacher
and Irving O'Larey and they will be
with the club for the balance Of the
season.
The boys are much encouraged
ever their showing last Saturday and
Sunday and with the new. men expect
TO win more than their share Of the
games before the season closes.
Pasco beat Hanford II to and
Kennewick lost to Connell by score
OF to in the other games in the
league last Sunday.
Next Sunday White Bluffs plays at
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1925-07-10
IN-B-TWEEN

James de Weave spent few day
at the Bonnie Terrc Orchard last
week.
Charles Whaley spent the week
END at Ballygreen Farm, leaving on
Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Snyder
and daughter Oracle spent tie
Fourth at Wenatchee, the guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. Sommers Smith.
The Messrs. Clarence and Ken
meth Simcnson made a business
trip to Lind on Tuesday, returning
Wednesday.
Announcements have been re-
ceived In-B tween Of tn, birth of a
baby daughter to Mrs. Denning of
Cal fornia. Mrs. Denning wgs for
merIy Miss Marjorie Trigg.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Neif of Villa
nina, Ore. and Mrs. Nef S sister.
Mrs. Lettie Snow OF Missouri have
been recent guests of their BROTH
er, ]. L. Hainline. They left this
morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Gregg and
Mrs. Whaley left on Friday for
Spokane. where they will visit for
a while before returning to their
he me in Seattle.
/ Mr.. and Mrs. l.. T. Brooks and
their two sons, Glen and La Verne,
lmotored to Harringt n last Friday
and spert the Fourth there, return.
ing on Sunday.