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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-06-03
WNDSORvILI.E
Mr.. and Mrs. Langdon Viewer

Mr.. and Mrs. Langdon Viewer were
Monday visitors. in Augusta.
Mrs. +. e. Bradbury Of Augusta
visited Mrs. ]. B. Stilphen Friday.
Mrs. John Sproul was a weekend
guest of her daughter, Mrs. Addie
Pierce.
1t is reported that Mrs. Glennie
Brown is slowly recovering her
health.
Kenneth Marsh was at home from
Oak Grove Seminary over the Sab
bath.
Maurice York was a business Wis
itor Saturday in Augusta.
Fred Moody has purchased a fine
new car.
Mrs. Andrews Of Augusta was a
weekend visitor of Mrs. ]. B. Still
phen.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Pratt were
Friday business callers in Augusta.
Leon Sturtevant who has been very
i'll, is reported to be improving.
The farmers are very busy in this
section putting in their seed with
hope Of an abundant harvest.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chauncey D. Turner
are receiving congratulations on the
birth of a daughter, born May %.
was a weekend guest Of her brother,
A. T.. Marson and wife. sJ4i1-
Chester Gould and Walter Brann
were Sunday visitors in Dixmont.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Horne of
Waterville were Sunday guests Of the
latters parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph
Davis.
Stanley Brown of Salem. Mass.
was guest last week at the home
Of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. c. W..
Brown. of Edgeway farm.
Mrs. J. M. Colby was visitor of
relatives in Hallowell and Manches-
ter last week.
Mrs. Ruth G. Brann has returned
home after prolonged visit with her
sister, Mrs. Ruby York.
Mrs. John wilkins and daughter
Anne, were guests last week of her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. c. w. Brown.
Harold Davis, a student at the
High school in Oakland, was a week.
end guest of his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. r. S. Davis.
Miss Eva Lyon Of Augusta was a
recent guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert
Dodpp
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-06-03
MONMOUTH
Memorial Day Observance.

Memorial Day Observance.
Memorial Day was observed in
Monmouth with the usual parade and
public exercises. Arrangements for
the day were made by G. K. Norris
Women's Relief Corps.
The line formed at / P. M. at the
Center school house. Millard e. Day,
mounted, was the marshal of the day.
A brigade band from Lewiston fur
nished excellent music and LED the
procession. A halt was made at the
soldiers monument where prayer was
offered by Rev. Milo G. Folsom of
Gardiner. The monument was deco
rated for the unknown dead by the
school children and the flag salute
was given followed by the singing of
America. All of the soldiers graves
in town were decorated during the
day by representatives Of G. X. Nor
ris Relief Corps.
Exercises at Cumston hall were
held at 2 p. M. Harry Cochrane
presided. Prayer was offered by
Rev. Frank Hall Of Portland. The
Memorial Day address was given by
Rev. Milo G.. Folsom. Lincoln's
Gettysburg address was recited by
Merle Gordon, Monmouth academy
SluQcHI, MISC AyAPil AAHtSA, q hiOA'A
Der of the graduating class at the
Academy, read General Logan's first
general orders. Other interesting
features of the program were the
vocal duet by Mrs. Gertrude Barron
and Mrs. Mary Blake. and the flag
drill by twelve girls, Miss Freda
Slauenwhite playing the march and
Mrs. Gertrude Barron, directing.
There. was good attendance at
Cumston hall, Sunday afternoon,
when the baccalaureate sermon was
delivered before Monmouth Academy
seniors by Rev. George f. Finnie of
the United Baptist Church, Lewiston.
The opening exercises were led by
James A. Howell, pastor of the Con-
gregational Church in Monmouth. DR..
Finnie, taking for his theme Christ's
temptation in the Wilderness. Mat
thew 4, drew lessons from the text
applicable to the needs of young
persons and his impressive discourse
was listened to- with closest atten-
ton. Mrs. Leila Chenery sang, and
DR.. F. l.. Chenery, Jr., presided at
the piano. Miss Marjorie Richardson
played the march for the entrance
and exit of the class. Cerleton
Turner, a senior, was class marshal.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-06-03
GOOD WILL

The exercises of Commencement
Week at Good Will closed Monday
morning. At the 9th annual
LamoureuX-Thrall prize speaking
contest last Thursday evening the
first prize for girls went to Barbara
Hodges and the second to Susie
Kevoire. For the boys, the first
prize was awarded to Neal Bousfield
and the second to Frank Twadelle.
The judges were DIR. Raymond
Derbyshire of Skowhegan Miss
Rogers of Cony High School, Au-
gusta, and Prof. Newman of Colby
College. At the Junior Glass Day
exercises held at the Senior Spring,
Friday morning, the grafton was by
Louis Agardy. Prayer was offered
by Leon Zesil and IL juniors became
seniors. Sunday afternoon the SER
mon was preached by G. w. Hinck-
ley, and in the evening Principal
Merriam conducted the principals
closing service. After the chapel
service the symbolic Camp Fire.
which symbolizes all the camp fires
that will be kindled -. in the north
during. the three great outing
months of the year, was kindled at
the Murray Tablets, according to
established custom.
At the Alumni dinner in Tracy
Hall, Saturday noon, fine globe
was presented to the Good Will
Home Association by the alumni.
The Alumni ball game in the after
noon was won by Good Will.
Monday morning, after the gradu-
ating exercises, at which Rev.
George Merriam offered prayer, and
the usual pats were taken by the
class. Supervisor w. p. Hinckley
announced prizes won in the high
school the past year as follows: The
Samuel Bush prize in English to
John Y. Pagan; the Albert Chess
man prize in history to Joseph
Bingle. Bingle also won the highest
honor at Good Will which is the
MayheW prize of $3.50 which is paid
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-06-03
PALERMO

NORTH-John Dyer is able to at
tend to business again.
Kenneth Black, who has been at
tending school at Hebron, is at home.
Lewis Black, who has been en-
ployed in New York, is visiting friends
in this place.
Mrs. F. L. Brown is improving from
the grip.
Mrs. C. L. Abbott was in Liberty
Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Crosby Of
Fairfield and Miss M. Anna Bryant
were calling on friends in this place
Sunday.
George Young Of Wipslow was call
ing on friends here Saturday.
Mrs. James Higgins of Winslow
preached in the Methodist chapel
Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. N. Willoughby and
family motored to Waterville Sunday.
Mrs. James Higgins OF Winslow will
preach in the M. e. church at Ford s
Corner next Sunday afternoon at the
usual hour. Mrs. Higgins is an ear
nest Christian worker and an inter-
esting speaker.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-06-03
MOODY MOUNTAIN

Mr.. and Mrs. Bert E. Cunningham
and family went to Sedgwich and
Sargentville Memorial day and were
the guests of Rev. Arthur Robbins.
Mr.. and Mrs. MILFORD Squire and
mother of Waterville and Mrs. May
Trask and. daughter Dora of Augusta,
were the guests of Oscar Googins Sun
day.
B. E. Cunningham and family visit
ed in Frankfort and Monroe Sunday.
Bert Knight Of Florida is visiting
his sister. Miss Josie Knight.
The Fenwick Lumber Co. has pur-
chased a large lumber lot at Burkett-
Vile and have moved their mill there
and have begun operations.
Aimee Beverage of Camden is visit
ing friends here.
Miss Ruth Oxten has bought a new
automobile. Mrs. Herbert Robbins
has bought new 1926 Maxwell.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-06-03

CENTER-Ernest White and family
were weekend guests at Eli SHELLS.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. N. Howard of
Brighton, Mass, were guests Satur-
day at their mothers home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eden Turner and
son, also Mrs. Estella Howard of
Augusta were guests Sunday of rela-
tives in town.
Alden Turner, who has been i'll at
the home of his daughter at Weeks
Mills, has returned to his home.
Evelyn Drawn, who has recently re-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-06-03
|Sk0WHEGAN LOCAL NEWS
Somerset County Headquarters Phones, Farmers y. =;

wock; Skowhegan Cemetery Associ-
alton to Mabel p. Washburn Of
Skowhegan land and buildings on
Parlin street; Lille M. Dunton of
Skowhegan to Emile P. Sired of
Skowhegan land in Skowhegan; Ella
r. Nelson Of Skowhegan to Austin
B. Sprague Of Skowhegan home place
in Skowhegan: Isabel A. Small of
Skowhegan to Inhabitants Of Show
hogan, late home on Madison avenue
with buildings; Lille M. Dunton of
Skowhegan to Emile P. Sired of
Skowhegan land in Skowhegan on
Spring street; E. F. Haines of Show
hogan to Elmer B. Rowell Of Show
hogan land on east side of Madison
avenue in Skowhegan; John Lessor
of Skowhegan to Harry E. Fall of
Skowhegan land in Skowhegan viii
lage, being lots IS, 10 and 10 in
Thompson Gardens; Emelia Lemieux
Of Skowhegan to Napoleon J. Thi-
bault ct al of Skowhegan land with
buildings on Mount Pleasant avenue
In Skowhegan village.
Solon-Cephas w. Jackson of Nor
wood, Mass, to William w. Jackson
Of Scion land in Solon.
st. Albans-Bertha E. Bragg of
Los Angeles. CAL, to T. r. Randlett
of Hartland land in st. Adams;
Nancy May Randell of Ripley to
Minot F. Lucas of st. Adams land
with buildings in st. Adams; War
rem w. Linnell of st. Adams to w.
Harrison Green Of Hartland land in
st. Adams.
Starks-Martin w. Frederick of
Madison to Herman G. Perkins of
Madison land in Starlks; Josephine
Bolduc ct ais of Wateryille to Will
lam Romeo Of Fairfield all real es-
tate owned in Somerset county for
merly owned by Marie Romeo.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde H. Blackwell
were in Auburn last week to attend
the reception given for Brigadier
General Elmer w. Nickerson who
takes the place Of Loen w. Gerrish,
Mr.. Blackwell is a member of Mr..
Nickerson's staff and he and Mrs.
Blackwell are in the receiving line.
Music was furnished by a Bates coll
lege trio, of which Miss Virginia w.
Ames of Skowhegan is violinist.
Attorney Amos X. Butler repre-
senting town Of Cornville and Attor-
ney George w. Cover representing
Frank Robinson were in Cornville to
attend hearing Monday.
Mrs. Laura K. Twa,dle was at Good
Will Monday attending the gradual
ion of the class Of '25, G. w. H.,
of which her son Frank j., is a mem
Der.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. F. Harris and
daughter Glennis N. Haines went to
Gardiner Tuesday afternoon called
there by the death Of Mr.. Haines'
mother, Mrs. Mary Elizabeth Haines
aged II years. The funeral will be
held at her home in Oak street.
Thursday at o'clock.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Oddly and Miss
Beatrice Whittemore will leave
Thursday morning for Middletown,
Conn.,, to attend the graduation of
their son John Oddly from Wesleyan
University.
Anthony Jarvis on his way home
from school Tuesday noon near the
bank picked up $375.o0 in Govern
ment bond coupons which he took
into the LIST National Bank and the
owner was soon found. pa
The Ladies branch of the. Corn
Vile farm bureau will hold an all
day meeting at the grange hall
Thursday. June 4.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-06-03

turned from Sorrento, Fla, was
guest Sunday of Cora and Stella Fos-
ter.
The families of z. r. Cain and 3
S. Cain are i'll with the grip.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Farris Of Wat
erville were guests Sunday at s. E
Bowler's. Mrs. Emma Cushman, Hars
old and Cassie Cushman and Mrs
Cushman's grandchildren, all Of Mont.
vile, were also guests at the Bowler
home.
Miss Catherine Bowler has r.
turned to Canton, Mass.
Mrs. Emma Cushman is passing
few days at the home of her brother
S. E. Bowler.
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Miss Eliza beth sanborn

The remains Of Miss Elizabeth San
born, former resident of East Read
field, were brought here from Pasa-
dena, Cal, last Thursday for burial in
the family lots. Brief services were
held at the yard conducted by Rev. II.
f. Aldrich, pastor of the M. e.
church. The remains were accompan-
led from Pasadena by Miss Frances
Sanborn and Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Full
Ter and were Joined in Boston by
Francis Fuller Miss Sanborn and
Mrs. Fuller are sisters of the de-
ceased.
The Sanborns were old residents of
the place, their father the late Peter
F. Sanborn, being one of the owners
of the oil cloth shop, which gave en-
ploymsnt to a number of men. Sew
eral Hallowell friends accompanied
the remains from Augusta.
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w. C. r. U. Mothers Meeting

w. c. r. U. Mothers Meeting
A Mothers Meeting" of the w. G.
T. u. will be held this "Wednesday
afternoon at the home of Mrs. Eliza
beth A. Marble on Spring street. 1t
is expected that Mrs. Grace Coburn
Smith will speak.
George Lord Of Fairfield was a
business caller in town Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-06-03
NAL COLM&DYER, Augusta, Maine
j. H. COGAN CO., Augusta, Maine

only after the winner has made good
in college, SIS at the end of the first
semester and the remainder near the
close of the freshman year. A
utility diploma was awarded to Neal
Bousfield. Beautiful cut flowers for
commencement week were furnished
by Skowhegan and were greatly APP
preciated by the Good Will folks.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-06-03
READFIELD

Memorial day exercises were held
at Readfeld Saturday morning. At
$50 a procession formed of veterans
of the German war, school children,
each child carrying flag and wreaths,
and citizens led by Richard Hunnewell
of Augusta with drum, proceeded to
the cemetery where the graves of SOL
diers of four wars were decorated
Taps were sounded by Orville Haskell
of Augusta.
At 1890 further exercises were held
at Grange hall which had been hand
somely decorated by Mrs. Alice Man.
ter and Mrs. Ethel Lincoln. The ex-
crcises consisted of singing, "Ameri-
ca" by the audience; prayer. Rev. Err
nest Haywood; instrumental trio,
Misses Adell and Armstrong Of the
department of music at Kent's Hill
and Mrs. Haywood; Gettysburg ad-
dress, Rev. Costello Weston: vocal So
10, Charles Dartnell. Kent's iHll Semi
nary; violin solo, Miss Armstrong;
address, Rev. Dan Huntington Fem,
Augusta; vocal solo, Charles Dartnell;
benediction. Rev. Ernest Haywood.
Mr.. Fenns address was especially
appropriate in thought and interesting
in delivery. The musical program
was exceptionally fine.
The committee in charge wishes to
thank all for their interest and as
sistance, especially the ladies who
made the wreaths.
EAST-Mrs. Harry Gay and infant
daughter returned home Sunday from
the Winthrop Hospital.
Mrs. B. D. Gordon was the guest of
her daughter, Mrs. Lee Williams of
Mt. Vernon one day last week.
Miss Emma Mace of Augusta was
the weekend guest Of her sister, Mrs.
Ida Morrill,. !.
Mrs. Miller Of Wiscasset, who has
been at the home of her daughter,
Mrs. Linwood Luce, for the past two
weeks. returned home Sunday. p
Mrs. Mabel Gordon is i'll with the
mumps.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. L. Gordon and son
OWN, who have been passing the win
ter at La Crescenta, Cal, returned
home Thursday. Their many friends
are glad to welcome them back.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy A. Mace and two
sons of Monmouth were calling on
friends here Sunday.
Arizona state miner., 1925-09-19
Travel Between u. S. and
Mexico Is Evenly Divided

Calexico, Cal-Figures released by
the United States immigration office
here showed that 9,83O,7O8 persons
passed through the Calexico- Mexicali
international port during the fiscal
years of 1914-1925.
OF 4,909,661 persons who travelled
from the United States into Mexico,
3,627, 1888 were aliens and 1881, ,778
were Americans. Statistics from the
Central American country were $685.
PIT aliens and 1921, ,77O Americans.
The heaviest travel through the port
was recorded during the summer
months of June and July and the min
imum movement in February
Compilations of the United States
customs Office here revealed that the
total imports into the United States at
the port during the last fiscal year
amounted to $6,165,6O1, of which
81, All, ,349 were dutiable and $4,718,252
were free.
Exports to Mexico during the period
Of July 1, 1924, to July 1, 1925, aggre-
gated $4,068,621 and collections at the
port were $315,639.
Arizona state miner., 1925-09-19
Cannot Have Barrels of Jewels Be-
cause Poland Is Now
Republic.

New York-A countess for a day,
with claims to the whole city of Lem
berg, Poland, and eleven barrels of
gold and jewels, Victoria Augustyno-
wicz, twenty-three-year-old bobbed-
haired stenographer, has seen her
childhood dream fade after partial
attainment.
The Polish consulate general rec
ognized her contention that she was
the descendant of titled Polish fam
ily, but ruled that there is no longer
Polish nobility, the country now
being republic.
Countess Victoria's claims to
Lemberg and the treasure also have
no basis which Poland can recognize,
as they are merely founded on fam
ily legend, according to G. L. Sawicki,
secretary OF the consulate general.
Arizona state miner., 1925-09-19
Coffee House Rebels Busy
All the Time, but Prove
Harmless.

Vienna.-ThOugh Austria's denial of
implication in the recent Bolshevist
outrages in Bulgaria has been general
ly and willingly accepted, there is add
ed interest at the moment in the pic
ture drawn by an Austrian writer re-
Gently in the Neuer Wiener Journal of
the foreigners in Vienna-the emf
gres, dreamers, conspirators, and
harmless tradespeOple" who swept in
on the Austrian capital from all direc-
tiOns during and since the war, to
dream dreams, plot gigantic but COM
fOrting conspiracies, and finally settle
down as the "coffee-house revolution
ists," but otherwise good citizens of
the metropolis.
"One thing is certain" declares a
writer with the New York World "Vi-
emma is one of the most important CEN
terS Of irredentism in central Europe,
as the number of permanent foreign
residents alone would indicate. Not
withstanding all that, it has been
rare occurrence when plot, whether
political or anarchistic, that actually
come to fruition, had it's starting point
in Vienna. The surveillance of for
eigners by the Viennese police is too
strict. And not only that, the watch
ing of foreigners in Vienna by their
own governments is too sharp. And
so the plotting in Vienna achieves in
almost all instances only 'coffee-house
revolutions In these, certainly, vi
emma is Overrich. Also, in a flood of
foreign emigre literature, of emigre
and irredentist newspapers.
OF All Opinions.
Indeed, the Vienna coffee houses
seem predestined for plotting, if only
thanks to tradition. In Vienna coffee
houses '1848' was cooked up; the vi
emma coffee houses were feared even
before that by Metternich and his
chief of police; in Vienna coffee houses
the downfall was planned ('the down
fall has only one meaning for Austri-
ans today; the collapse of the mon
archy in the last year of the war) !;
and in Vienna coffee houses today
gather the foreigners, the emigres.
'The emigres in Vienna are recruit
ed all the way from the extreme right
Arizona state miner., 1925-09-19
GIRLS DREAM OF BECOMING
POLISH COUNTESS GIVEN UP

Victoria says, however, that the
gold, jewels and land were seized
from her great-grandfather by the
Polish king in 1853 and that she veri-
fed the story at the public library
before presenting her claims She
was the daughter Of Mr. and Mrs.
Felix AugustynOwicz who settled in
Chicago 35 years ago and both of
whom are dead
"If l can't be a Polish countess I'll
be an American one," she says 1.-THE
Austro-Hungarian government recog-
nized the title in 1895. 7 guess the
Polish government will recognize my
rights when l present my proofs ir
court"
Arizona state miner., 1925-09-19

emma. Their various organizations have
and in a Josefstadt cafe They have
their own 'comite nationale' in Vienna.
The Ukrainian government, after it's
fight following the incorporation of
East Galicia into Poland, took up head
quarters in Vienna, whence it directs
the agitation for the restoration of
complete Ukrainian independence. The
little Barbara church in the Postgasse
is in a sense the Ukrainian national
church, since it holds the bones of the
Ukraine's patron saint.
"NeXt in significance to the Rus
SLAMS and Ukrainians are the Hungari-
an emigres-numerically the strongest
but unOrganized and scattered. Most
Of them are already 'Austrianized' and
absorbed in the social and commercial
life of Vienna.
The writer here explains that, though
Vienna harbors 10000 Czechs who
still profess allegiance to Austria's 8
northern neighbor, this group cannot
rightly come under the head Of "emi-
gres," since most of them had settled
in Vienna long before the war.
"But the Balkans, too, have their
representatives in this empire of emf
gres. If the Russians and Hungari-
ans are political workers to be taken
more or less seriously, and the Czechs
harmless tradespeOple, the Balkan emf
gres are for the most part fantastic
dreamers. 1t was a Balkan club of
Albanian revolutionists that was res
ponsible for the only assassination
(the murder of Essad Pasha) that was
probably plotted in Vienna. In Josef
stadt cafe, frequented even today by
the Albanians, sentence Of death was
pronounced against the Albanian die
tator. Macedonian, Montenegrin, and
still other national committees hold
regular meetings in the cafes on the
Ring.
Naturally, the emigres need news
papers The Hungarians have the
greatest number of dailies and two
publishing houses besides. The Czechs
have two daily papers and several
weekly reviews, the Russians several
weeklies of every color, and also the
Ukrainians. The other empires con-
tent themselves with pamphlets and
similar propaganda sheets. But the
demand for foreign newspapers in
Vienna is cOrrespondingiy great and
the portable newspaper kiosks on ev-
cry street corner have become a ne
cessity."
Arizona state miner., 1925-09-19
Vienna HOtbed
Of Cafe Plots

to the extreme left. And that, too, was
always so. Trotzky sat in a window
corner of the Cafe central, and the
last Bourbon pretender-t -to-the- throne,
too, lived for a time in a little room in
Mariahilf. And nOW-the grandees of
the old Russian empire, with Prince
Trubetzkoy and Prince Galitzin. work
here exactly like the Russian revolu-
tionists and the most radical Bolshe-
visits.
Where BoIshevists Gather.
'The Bolshevists. who gather regu-
larly at a cafe on the Ring, are the
best off financially; the monarchists
are the poorest, at least personally
for propaganda there is always money
Vienna harbors within it's walls two
high Russian generals one OF whom
is a shoemaker, the other an agent For
time q Russian admiral had a little
confectionery store here, and d colonel
a newspaper stand.
"Of particular interest is the politi-
cal existence of the Ukrainians in vi
Arizona state miner., 1925-09-19
Nothing Wasted

The young wife was in tears when
her husband came home from work.
"What is wrong, darIing?"
ooh, that maid She snlashes every
thing she touches"
Good! Send her over next door at
once. Mrs. Spuggs wants some one to
help her move her victrola."
Arizona state miner., 1925-09-19
Her Last EMPLOYMENT

where were you employed last7"
asked the manager of the fair appli-
cant.
in a doll factory, sir"
"And what were your duties there?"
Making eyes"
"Very we'll You are engaged; but
please don't demonstrate your capa-
bilities when my wife is around"
Arizona state miner., 1925-09-19
HIS THOUGHTS

Bride-And you think of nothing but
me?
Groom Nothing but you, my dear,
nothing but you.
Bride-And what at this very mo-
ment?
Groom-Why, I was thinking that
you might be thinking that was think
ing it must be near dinner time, my
love.-Chicago Daily News.
Arizona state miner., 1925-09-19
Competent Source

Mrs. Muddle-Well, John, l have
heard both sides of the story of the
trouble between Mrs. Nagg and her
husband.
Mr. Muddle-And from whom did
you hear both sides of the story?
Mrs. Muddle-Why, from Mrs. Nagg
of course
Arizona state miner., 1925-09-19
His Income

Shelf I ever marry it will be
man whose income has at least four
ciphers in it.
He-That's good, dear. My income
is all ciphers-as many as you like
The Progressive Grocer.
Arizona state miner., 1925-09-19
Word Meaning Trouble

Dad" said Clarence, what's a
three-letter word meaning troubleY
eyes" growled his father, who was
wishing he had been struck dumb the
day he proposed.