The Coconino sun., 1925-02-06

carrying home from the post office.
Jack Nichols has made himself a
boat for hunting ducks with eight
holes in the bottom of it through
which from the outside he will stick
the heads of eight domestic ducks and
! in front of each put something to eat
/ He figures that the ducks, trying to
I get to the eats, will propel the boat
/ When he wants to stand still he'll
/ shift the food around behind four Of
the ducks.
/ All Beasley says down in the south
eYn part of the state in the early days
there was small town where there
were one doctor, a blacksmith and
+ Two shoemakers. One day the doctor
killed the blacksmith, and as the rest
of the people in the town thought
/ they couldn't very well get along
without a doctor, they hung one of the
1 shoemakers.
/ Natural history lesson for the week:
A giraffe is the highest form of ami
mai life.
Sociology lesson: The most rabld
/ bolshevists in the United States orr
/ ginated in the east They are known
as Rhode Island Reds.
/ Physiology pointer: A blood vessel
lis not a boat.
Art Riordan says Adam was the
/ first radio fan because he made loud
speaker out of spare part.
Bucko Sisk says married men are
bachelors who have weakened.
/ There are only two men in this
whole town who can tell woman t.
shut her mouth and get away with it
/ They are Tex Mackey and Vaughn
Mcclure. And if they weren't dem
i fists they couldn't.
For Sale-Pair of hockey skates by
Ia young widow, slightly rusted.-Adv
/ in Fargo, N. D., Forum.
! Judge Jones recalls once having a
darkey up before him charged with
stealing a watch. After hearing all
! the evidence he told the man he was
acquitted.
Acquitted? What yo mean
jedge?'
q mean," said the judge, you're
acquitted"
The negro looked more confused
than ever "Jedge," he asked, docs
dat mean All have to give de watch
back?"
Carter Joy says he'd like to try fol
/ that vacuum cleaner one of tn,
newspapers is offering for the best
/ solutions to a series of cross worC
puzzless only it wouldn't do him nj
good because he aims. got no vacuums
/ One of our best known men went
home the other night and stood foi
five minutes monkeying with the from.
door knob His wife leaned out tht
window and wanted to know what the
/ devil he was trying to do. "S-s-h-h!f
he said, "I'm trying to get the Kan
sas City Nighthawks."
"Your mother-in-law's condition de
n1ands warmer climate" DR.. FronskS
told him.
"You do it, Doc; | haven't the
heart" the other replied.
A coon down in Louisiana wrote one
working here in Flagstaff: Sam, J
heard you is dead. If you is, telegram
me. If you amt, send me So"
Sam sent back this message: ~ il
dead; your ten will be epplied to &
coffin"
Lost-Angora cat, not pure; abou
two weeks ago from BAG W. 23rd; gray
white breast, beautiful eyes; reward
ADV. in New York Daily News.
County Agent c. E. Rowland
planning an egg-laying contest fol
men Of the county. Plans will be for
mulated in short time.-Alliance
Ohio, Review.
Why don't you get up something
like that, Frank?
We're not hunters or fishermen
but we're two young country printers
one operator, one floor man. Will &
anywhere in the states. If you've go
quart of home brew you haven't
opened yet, wait till we get there
/ Address Shorty and Stubs, care Demo
crat, Winona, MINI.
If the person who so kindly warned
me through the mail about my hus
band and another woman will call al
my home will give them the name
Of seven others-so why worry about
one more.-L. M. S. in Bloomsbury
Pa, Morning Press.
Found-One blond side comb, in
Jess Hurley's barn last Friday morn
ing. Owner may have same by apply
ing to Mrs. Hurley. No charges for
this ad. We join in sympathy.--Clay
County, Mimi, Advocate.
Minister: "I've married four couples
in the last fifteen minutes.
Wise Guy: Pretty speedy--that's al
the rate of 16 knots an hour.
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