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New Britain herald., 1925-06-27
EMPLOYMENT
Heip-Nien Wanted

DIRECT TO CONSUMER sALEsMEN,-- We'll known manufacturer requires ad- ditionai salesmen--sell mems guara nteed made to measure clothing, Large com missions. Experienced. inexperienced. Real opportunity for-real men. Royal Society Clothes, l25 9th Ave, N. Y. FlREMEN-a and brakemen. beginners siJ0 later ss50 monthly; no strike (which postiion7) Write. Railway. Box 2e-D Horald
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

HILLSIDE PLACE, 1-pleasant well furr- tshed rooms, all conyenienceA central.
 Phone SnaS-5
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

GLEN ST, 7S-furnished room for ons gentleman. Private family. Terms s2.50 per week.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

ELM ST.. S-Cor Main St. IT you appre- ciate nicely furnished. clean. well kept rooms, with tile bath room, continuous hot water; also light housekeeping rooms rall 16I7 Mrs C. Alfred Carlson
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

BABY CHICK SALE-Due to better matches than expected, all chick prices reduced s3 per 100. \, B. Bird & Feed Co.,, l72 Arch St.
 READ THE HERALD WANT ADS.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27
"As Thick As
 Good Tenants!"

phrase, we'll admit, but it aptly describes anything abounding in large quantities
 For there to be lack of good tenants for the homes that advertised daily in Herald Classified Ads One local advertiser rented two furnished flats the next day after his rental ad appeared.
 Which is really nothing unusual-ust a case of Herald Classified Ads on the job
 Mail, phone or deliver YOUR Classified Ad to this office today
 Herald Classified Ads Bring Results.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

STANLEY ST 7iS-corner Church, fur niShed front room with private family. minutes walk 10 center, strictly pri-
 Nate Olson's bell,
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

CARLTON sT.-s 51om housA, Price s. SA0 schultz x Costelio q: Main St.
 CARLETON ST, BELVIpERE--5 room cottage and garage, screened tn ror"h. steam heat, large lot. Price reasonable
 ". [. Hatch o., City Hall Phone ;iro. READ THE UisiIAl.D WANT ADS
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

| MAIN ST. swell furnished single ard double front rooms continuous hot wa Ser. Apply, Mrs. Alderman.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27
EDUCATIONAL
Dancing Teacher,

MISS NJ. sTETNH NHAUs-private instruction in collegiate, fox trot and waltz dancing. Studio United Bldg. Room 2ll. Phone S042-s.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

viCTROLA-slightly used, can be bought
 cheap if taken at once. Inquire lS2 Main St. after s ?. m. Maj Rhein-
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

FIRST GLASS MECHASIC-one ex-
 perienced on Hudson and Essex
 cars preferred, Honeyman Auto
 Sales Co. lss Arch St.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

STANLEY ST, I5-5 room tenement, all modern Improvements, steam heat. Ap- ,t'v ' et floor.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

BERITN-s family brick house. X rooms, modern improvements and garage on trolley line, easy terms. Write, Box f tE He-a'f
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27
Watches, Diamonds. Jewelry 6

DIAMONDs-reset while you walt and In your own presence st I. Resnick'S $40 Main St. ODD. CommerciaI St.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

WALNUT sT.-Nicely furnished front room. Private family. Tel. 37ls.W.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

WESTERN sECTION-roofn to rent ir private family, suitable for gentlemen. Write. Herald RnK s-AR.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27
Farms for Sale
Houses For Sale

}A S9ETT Single house of rooms, tile bath. steam. hardwood fooIs, corner lot. Price right Louie $, Jones AEency, Court St., surressurs to H. Dayton linn, rl,re,. Ehnrn lAi-
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

GROVE HILL g3-Furnished room, al Couveniences Board If desired. Phon, 5l6-s
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

STANLEY ST. 415-5 rooms, rcw house. tHst finished. sieam heat hard wood floors inquire iSt floor.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

WEST END-furnlshed room with or without board for young ladies or man
 and wife. Private family. Phone tsA-i5.
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WEST ENn-nicely furnished room, suit able for 1 or 2 gentlemen, private fam ilv Phone s24s-J
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

SlLVERWARE-and jewelry. Visit our new store opposite East Main st, B. Georges, 43s Main St,
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

ST. 7oo--4 room '7nemert. all Improvements. Inquire. N, GnsburG' r0aov. eec.fa
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

VTCTROLA-no household is complete without one. See our stock. Prices range from s25 to 33o0. c. L. Pierce. 6 Co.,, s46 Main St.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27
ROOMS, BOARD, HOTELS
Rooms For Rent

EAST MAIN ST. s0S-one furnished front room for or 2 gentlemen. bath, hot and cold water. Tel 1885. E. MAIN ST. 75-nicely furnished front room, private family. Call after six o'clock End floor.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

hEYW OOD- D-WAKEF1ELD-bH carriage, in good condition. for sale, Apply l6 Pearl Court.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

ern improvements with garage. Phont 2640.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

SOUTH MAIN ST, il2--i room tenement. Aall modern Improvements Inquire in Trear after o'clock. si1T-TH MAIN ANn ELLIS STs.-7 room
 tenement all modern improvements,
 rra1 gO5 ar IACS
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

CAN ISE-two men In New Britain. House to house. Experience in our line not necessary. Write or call Room r. llS Asylum St. Hartford
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

"ATCHES-get " up-to-date Waltham, El- gin or Hamilton; good allowance made on your old watch. Himberg & Horn, S92 Main St., 10 R. R. Arcade.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

SEYMOUR ST, io0--Room and hoard for or gentlemen in private family. ell CnnVeniencek
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

DINING ROOM SET-of pieces in
 American or French walnut, genuine
 leather upholstery. Discard the old set. our pre-inyentory marking says thls must go Rt S9s.50 Doyle's 900 Main St.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27
BUSINESS SERVICE
Dyeing and Cleaning

CLEANINo,-and dyoing is' our exclusive business. Garments of all descriptions. [ draperies portiores and curtains clean ed or dyed. Satisfaction guaranteed. New Britain Dry Cleaning Corp, ss Meat Main st. Phone l323.3.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27
Rooms For Housekeeptns

WEST MAIN ST, 637-Board and room for or gentlemen: in private fam- ny: and floor. Right.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

GAS RANGE-5 burner, ovens. thermom-
 eter, self lighter, gray finish. s59: Gas stoves, gray enamel. burner, s2S. Black
 finish, burners. SIS: four burner, s23 Edw. Gorfain. i6S Arch St. Phone
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

HOUSE WIRING-estimate furnished. Have your work done now. Prompt serv- tee Terms arranged. Barry Bam- forth, l9 Main St. Phone sb04.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

NEW BRITAIN TILlNG co.-All kinds tile and marble work done promptly. Fred kissinser. Phone East Hampton sE-l2.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

BENEFICIAL LOAN SOCIETY s7 West Main st, cor. Washington Room lO4. Phone l-e-4-3. Open to 5S0 Saturdays to l.. Licensed by the State and Bonded to the
 Public.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27
Household Articles

BEDROOM SETS pieces in French or American in beautiful pattern, bow-end bed, vanity. etc. Price Is only S9s.50 during our pre-jnyentory sale. Doyle's 300 Eain St.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27
EMPLOYMENT
Help Wanted--Agents
HeIn MantcI-Nialc

A FEW GOoD--carpenters wanted. Come ready for work Monday morning on job. Commonwealth Ave, near Carlton St. II. l.. Christopher,
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

GAS RANGE-5 burneG Gjenwood make, oven, broilcr, etc. Cost S5j year ago. Can be bought for S25. S67 Common wealth Ave Phone l5Ss-4.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

VICTROLAs-trom Sc5 up. in q different modeIs All tho latest console styles in different finishes at com enient terms. Better look us over before deciding on your purchase. Get the best and get 1t al Henry Morans'. S66 Main St.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

PAUL zEHEER-roofer, slate, gravel, as phaN, tin and shinGle roofs. New az renaIrinR. Phone lla0.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

BARBER WANTED-at Reaes Barber shop. 5s Hartford Ave.
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

ELECTRIC-vacuum cleaner for Slb, good order terms arranged, L. E. AndrewE,
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

]. B. MoRAN's GARAGE-at 3i3ii
 Church St. Space for. 10 cars at special summer rates Phone ?Sts-2'
New Britain herald., 1925-06-27

READ rH1HERALD CLASSIFIED
 ADS FOR RESULTS e
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
HENRY FORD'S WEALTH
lMagazine of Wall StreeO

magazine of Wall Street
How much is Henry Ford worth
in dollars and cents? A hard
question to answer. and one that
cannot be answered with exacti-
tude.
Last year the Ford Motor com
pany earned a trifie. more than
500. OOO, 900. or more than 1881 per
share on the outstanding stock
Fords banner year was the twelve
months ended Feb. %. 1923, when
the company showed SCI per share
on its stock.
One hundred milton dollars is &
10 per cent annual return on a 'bil'
lion dollars and a per cent re
turn on $1.600.OO0.000 We will
leave It to the reader to decide
whether he would be willing to buy
the Ford company on a per cent
or a 10 per cent return basis.
I In considering FOrd's personal
wealth outside Of the Ford Motor
company, We are entering into the
realms OF pure conjecture. Wha,
he and the members of his family
own in the way of securities. real
estate. investments, personal prop
erty, etc, nobody knows. In the
twenty-five years OF its history The
Ford Motor company has paid on
many millions in dividends. Ford :
former partners received a yer!
large share of those dividends. bu
Ford received a greater part. II
Henry Ford is not potentially twice
a Millionaire today, he will be in
very few years.
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bic for many outrages on the Eng
lish language. But once in while
he enriches it. also.
For instance. the writer who.
forced to find way to say palm
lists, fortune tellers and clairvoy-
ants" in ten letters. called them
"spook fakes" That atones in part
for "Hun," "flays." and "probe."
But. incidentally, when you criti-
cize the headline writer for not ex-
pressing all the conditions. excep-
tions and nuisances. count his let
tiers and try saying it yourself in
the same limit
One good thing. at least. comes
out of evolution. King Albert has
acceded to Carl Akely's request. and
set aside a game refuge in Africa
where the few remaining gorillas
can live, multiply. and be studied
but not hunted or captured.
With proper protection. there is
no reason why these unique apes
should not thrive. They are not
fierce. Akeley says, and. relieved
from fear, they may become really
friendly.
Since. in development and intelli-
gence. they are at least as far above
the monkeys as man is above them.
this one reserve may throw much
light on the beginnings of mind and
of society
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New York, June 9.-See-sawing up
and down Broadway l saw lawn
Gray, the young lady who proved so
charming to Harry Thaw when he
returned to the scenes Of his former
gay life. Saw also the bracelet and
the chow pup he gave her. After
talking with her pondered long on
the perplexities of life, especially
as to what constitutes charm and
as to the vast variety of tempers
and temperaments to be found among
US all. 49,. Saw James Crane. dash
ing young actor, son of DR.. Frank
Crane and former husband of Alice
Brady, the actress. Saw Jeanne
Eagles who missed only three weeks
in the three-year run Of "Rain." She
is going to Europe where she will
play the role of Sadie Thompson an
other year. -. Saw Albert Won Til
ger, the song writer, looking rather
downcast over the failure of a play
he backed 80. Seeing hat and frock
windows full of purple and much
of that shade being worn on the
street by fair ladies. yet it seems
color all out of keeping with warm
days. $50. Saw William Danforth
who has played the title role of
"The Mikado" 1000 times, his first
performance being in 1885. Saw
Corinne Griffith and Alice Joyce,
queens of the screen, together and
thus they make picture of double
beauty. 80. Saw Miguel Covarrubi-
as, the Mexican caricaturist, and he
would himself make a good subject
for caricature. 49,. Saw Ted Gov
and he still manifests the power in
his makeup which made him such
a great football player. T.. Saw Jon
Pialoglou. Recognize that name /?
Used to be husband of Constance
Talmadge:
This is not-a column of critical
comment, nor can the writer as the
owner Of three bulb set pose as an
authority on radio. Still and all it
does SEINE to me since New York is
the largest city in the country and
since it operates its own broadca st.
ing station that WNYC should be the
best in the business instead of the
worst. The station is mechanically
imperfect and its programs are poor.
~ arranged and incapably transmit
ted.
The United Restaurant Owners
Association is taking poll Of one
million patrons to determine the
favorite dish Of New York's public
diners. With ten thousand votes re-
turned so far the balloting indicates
that corned beef and cabbage will
lead by q comfortable majority.
Sugar.cured ham is running a very
strong second and may win when ali
returns are in. /
Feeding New York I. like stocking
railroad engine pulling a freight
up steep grade. Food Is piled and
shoveled into New York at an amaz.
ing rate, but is disposed Of al ouick.
~ as It arrives. II the city were to
De isolated from sources Of .sttbuds
Tor AZ hours many would starye to
death, The strawberry scissor IS now
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-06-09
SEES A FLAW IN BOYS WEEK
(Sunset MagaZine)

NouhcCt NhS"LihSI
why is a Boys week."
That question came up for dis
cussion before the Western Rang.
ers. "a California organization OF
male youngsters brought together
by the love of the great outdoors.
They pondered, cogitated, meditat-
ed. debated and came to a cOnclu
sion. They decided that the prin-
cipal result of Boyes week was to
give the ''boy mayor" a heaL OF
such size that he had to put on his
hat with a shoe horn. Their de-
auctions were based on close OBJ
servatiOn.
Ask the teachers. Nearly all of
them dread Boys week. 1t upsets
the school work. diStracts atten-
tiOon from the tasks. creates excite
ment and envy. fosters the desire
for notoriety and publicity In i'm
mature heads and has no compensa-
tons the teachers can see.
Boys week IL a good idea gon"
wrong. Its object is not to stir up
the boys, but their parents. Unfor-
tunately the methods now in use Go
not attain the objective. The OBJ
servance should be confined entire
ly to the adult population: let the
grownups discuss the physical,
mental and spiritual needs Of thu
coming generation from dawn to
dusk, but do not upset the boys by
breaking into their work. Reor'
0anj1o Tho observance IF Rows
week by cutting out the juvenile
horseplay. by emphasizing the par
ents' responsibility rather tina
the precocious accomplishments OF
the children.
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heart had changed until it was al
most as hard as the iron suit Of
armor that he wore. And his face
became cruel and hard. Where be-
fore Algard had been the handsomest
of all the young knights for miles
around. now he suddenly looked
stern and forbidding.
Zone by one he defeated his ad-
versaries at the match and Lady
Alys' colors waved VIGOROUSLY on
his arm.
"Then he rode quickly to her
castle to claim her hand.
But when Lady Alys saw him rid
ing into the courtyard she screamed
and ran frightened to her tower
room. And all the servants and
maids-in- waiting rushed away with
terror stricken faces.
"'What is all this?' demanded Al
gard Selling a page by the shoulder.
why do they rum
"'My lord looks so stern faltered
the boy. They are afraid
"Algard rode to the moat and
looked in. 1t was true. He had
changed so that he did not even
, recognize himself.
"Seizing the golden horn he threw
| it furiously into the water. Then he
rode away, never to return
Then what happened" asked
Nancy.
Nothing" answered Mi o. Mi
| "Algard died lonely old man. He
could have conquered the world, but
| he had no wish to. He had learned
too late that strength can be bless.
ing or blight. The strength he had
come by unfairly had ruined him
for it had caused him to lose the
Lady Alys, the only person he loved.
please tell another story" begged
Nancy. Mi O. Mi laughed. what
greedy little grill" he said. you
are as bad as Algard."
(To Be Continued)
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, lnc.)
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THINKING Is DONE
BY MACHINE

pletely. of any other mental process.
What shall we say, then, when we
discover that this most completely
mental of all our faculties is the
only one which can be completely
duplicated by a mindless, soulless
machine?
Adding machines are common
place. and the census bureau has
more complicated ones that will sub
tract, multiply. divide, compute per-
centages. and compile averages.
Now comes a Princeton man and
devises machine to handle the
most abstruse proportions Of higher
mathematics. This one has done
nothing worse than the higher al
zebra of rabies, in which it does
in few seconds more than a human
computer could do in hours. but it
would not take much improvement to
make it work integral and differen-
tial calculus.
There are only few mathemati-
clans in the world who understand
calculations Of the Einstein theory
We shall have dead machine, any
dav. that can work them perfectly.
Is our most boosted mental process
really mental? If so. what is the
machines Write your own sermon
Score One for the Headline Writer
The headline writer. in his search
for short words to fit big type in
narrow columns. has been response
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=: The Tdngle ::

law"
Bill. this is John Alden Prescott
talking. You know about the rob
berry and suspected murder at my
house? Well, the newspaper &C.
counts do not come very near the
truth"
"The police are just as far away
81 would appreciate it. Bill, if you
would come up to my house. l have
some things l want to show you as
well as facts that Mrs. Prescott and
! want to put before you. The whole
thing is very mysterious"
81 II be right up"
"That's awfully decent of you, Bill
Thank you so much. l know you're
busy, but l know you knew sgd Car
ton almost as well as |, and you
would know how impossible it would
be for him to do anything under.
handed, let alone criminal, and the
police seem to be working on that
theory"
But, this girl"
That's ridiculous, Bill! Sydney
| Carton is confirmed bachelor who
wouldn't elope with anyone, much
less young girl like Zoe Ellington
and even if they had run away t.
get married, what about the blood
and the pearls? Certainly Sgd would
never steal anything"
T'll be up in half an hour"
That's great! I'll stay here until
Fine! My wife will be here then
| SO long"
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.)
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ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
NJ OLIVE ROBHRTs BARTON
WHY THE KNIGHT LOST HIS
Anv

WHY THE KNIGHT LOST HIS
And now" said Mi O. Mi, the
Story Teller, II shall tell you what
happened to Algard the knight aft
er ne had stolen the golden horn
from the good little fairy who had
befriended him."
Nancy and Nick pulled up their
chairs closer, the better to hear. ;,
"Algard figured it out this way
in the golden horn could give him
the more he drank of it the stronger
| defeat him at the jousting match and
he would win the Lady Alys, whose
colors he wore.
For Algard had noticed that the
golden horn filled instantly to the
brim again. the minute he had emp
tied it.
$50 when the little man on the
green mound in the forest reached
! up his hand for the golden cup, Al
gard only clutched it tighter and put
spurs to his horse and rode away
into the forest.
"'Please!' begged the fairy.
"'Never!' cried Algard. The cup
is mine now. Go and tell your mas
ter
$50 off trudged the fairy to the
Ruler of the Forest and told him
what had happened.
$50 be it, said the Ruler Of the
Forest. His greediness shall be his
own undoing.'"
"Then what happened?" asked
Nick. "Did the knight win?'
Eyes. he won," said Mi O. Mi. "All
the way to the jousting match he
kept slipping at the magic wine in the
golden horn. until his veins were
filled with such strength and his
eyes with such cunning that no man
could stand up against him. Or
rather ride against him. For the
knights fought on horses, with long
iron lances.
But something else had changed
beside his muscles and his eyes. His
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&sIgg&$&$$zl

We like spring better than we like
fall because you can't make cram
berry shortcake.
Saw a hot dog yesterday with its
tongue hanging out.
Bodied hair is all right. We know
it is. because professor of psycho'-
ogy says it isn't.
Court says Charlie Chaplin make
up belongs to him alone. Better
have your trousers pressed.
A truck driver failed 10 beat a
train in Cairo. Ill.
Movie star is wearing a snake in
muffler. It's all right, but what's
the snake wearing?
Spokane clubwoman says woman's
place isn't in the home. Bet she
hasn't looked lately.
German sculptor is making bust
of Hindenburg. The French might
enjoy a bust at Hindy.
You can't always believe what you
see. Henry never makes more than
1900 flivvers a day.
Milwaukee man asks divorce be-
cause she kisses him too much. On
ions would be cheaper.
Chinese soldiers refuse to fight in
the rain. 1t does dampen ones en-
thusiasm.
Professor says society girls are
ignorant. Then it's even. They say
professors are ignorant.
Man in Philadelphia jumped 1900
feet with a parachute. Bad enough,
but it would have been even worse
without one
Love is heart trouble. the only
cure being matrimony.
Those thinking they are better
than others should be more careful
with their thinking.
History doesn't repeat itself. It
shutters, that's all.
Many q goat grows up and be-
comes lamb chops.
There are no bigger fish in the
ocean than have gotten away.
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc. }
SHORT STORY
Chapter !. Tarry.
Chapter II. Marry.
Chapter III. Garry.
Judge.
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LETTER FOUND IN ZOE: ELLlNG
TONS ROOM ADDRESSED TO
MRS. LESLIE PRESCOTT

My Dear Mrs. Prescott: l have
just had strange and alarming
telephone call which you and Mr.
Carton overheard.
am writing this the moment
have returned to my room, for | am
sure that soon | shall have to dis
appear.
Oh, Mrs. Prescott, no one in the
world has ever been so kind to me
as you since my brother died and
would give my life for you or either
of the babies. l may have to do so
SO if you find that have gone out
of your life, remember l have only
done it because I could not help it
and because it was the only way
that / could atone for what has
gone before in my life-mistakcs for
which | was not wholly to blame.
was so young and so alone.
Dear Mrs. Prescott, / did not
know that anyone so sweet and kinc
and loving could live in this ugly old
world. Whatever anyone may tel
you, whatever you may be prone te
think of me, when l am gone, re.
member that all the time have
been with you, my one desire has
been to be as nearly like you as
might be. ZOE.
Telephone Conversation of John AL
den Prescott
"Please give me Spring 1877"
"Is this Police Commissioner Laid
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ON HEALTH---
ARE YOU FAT? EAT LETTUCE

Baked potatoes leave the stomach
three hours after they are eaten;
mashed potatoes in two hours.
Children should be trained early
to make use of sweet fruits instead
of cane sugar.
Lettuce furnishes valuable salts
and vitamines. 1t is especially effec-
tive in the diet of those who are fat.
Such persons should eat large
quantities of lettuce at the begin.
ming of every meal. As dressing use
lemon juice only.
Wrong eating and wrong drinking
aggravate illtemper. while correct
eating and correct drinking facilitate
improvement in ones disposition.