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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-16

1.-THE world? 1t bumped me on the
head"
But before anyone could answer,
the Fairy Queen waved her hand.
Instantly the little wooden lion be-
gan to swell. And in three seconds
he was great handsome creature,
with flowing name of real hair,
and red and blue and gold saddle
The Fairy Queen waved her wand
again, and instantly he was. carried
over and set firmly on the round
platform.
"Ohhh!" roared the lion. $50 this
is the world! always heard it was
round. It's fine to be on the world"
The Queen waved her wand again.
This time it was the little Black
wooden horse that grew. Suddenly
he was a handsome stallion, and took
; his place behind the libn.
Soon all the animals had grown
by magic to just the proper size for
the merry-go-round. For that is
what it was.
Nov the children will love you
better than ever!" smiled the Fairy
Queen.
Ito Be Continued
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THE THIRD TERM BUGABOO
BY Chester HI. R0wel

According to Leslie NJ Shaw, who worshps the Consti
tuition because he thinks it sanes the open shop Calvin
Coolidge is not yet consttutionaly president
He is still vice president exercising the functions but
vested with the office of president Sd
The purpose u.s. of lay the hrdterm bungaboo
in 1928 But why invent technical bubble to meet
situation with which echnicales have nothing to do?
There is law against three terms TO- for pres
dent And whether the extraega thirdterm tradition
shall construe term and quarter term two
of popular sentiment rather than of egasc cas-
ustry
If the people want Coolidge in 1928 they will count five
four than eight and therefore term
If they do not want him. no verbal analysis of the Cons
ton to show that he had been technically president only
once, would have anything to do with the case.
Now that Bnet intelligence tests the rage for college
freshmen and for certain epoyments somebody suggests
that they be applied to candidates for public office too
Never What becomes of pet doctrine that ANYBODY
fit for anything and that nobody shall insult US by know
ing than do? .9.
''Vote for for mayor Pm just plain Bill lust like
you. went to school, and learned nothing
since. ~ H. y H.
Il live in shack down by the tracks, and these old
clothes good enough for Bill When 1 am elected
want you all to come to office day. to tell
to it. >az,-
'Vote for old Bill the that don't know no more than
dot" S. ..s.
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being a decent woman and fond Of
Leslie.
You see, it is an awful mixup-
the whole thing. l wish it had
come to a head before Mr.. Hamilton
died. Then Leslie would have only
had herself and her own happiness
to think of. The worst of it all is,
my dear, that John Alden Prescott
is not bad man as men go. He is
just temperamental and selfish.
don't think he would knock Leslie
down. don't think that he would
60 out of his way to be unkind to
her in any way. In fact, the things
which he does which seem to Leslie
unkindest are only things that are
thoughtless on his part, and he
would beAmuch surprised if he were
told that she had been hurt by them.
You see, he never recognizes the
fact that she has right to be hurt;
he only insists ythat what he does
hurts her because she is unreason-
ably sensitive. !,
don't know why, dear heart, !
have gone into this analysis SO deep
ly, but perhaps want. down deep
in my heart, for you to see the wo-
mans side of it and to write me
what Leslie can do in the matter.
oh, l wish this minute, Walter,
thatI was with you and folded by
your arms, secure in the knowledge
that \ always have when ! am with
YOU, that with my husband have
been extremely blessed in acquiring
not only devoted lover but a loyal
friend.
love you always, dear, and then
some.
RUTH.
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II you glance through "Who's
Who" you'll find. the name Of Lee
Shubert, hut not that of Jake.
te.4s - :. ~.
d. Leaving the office late the other
evening 1 was infaa hurry to reach
the theater before the curtain went
up and dropped into ., nickel-in.the-
slot restaurant for sandwich and
coffee. Standing at a high table to
eat l noticed that the man next to
me was cycling me very sharply. Fin
ally he moved over and in low tone
said, "Say, brother, will you watch
this cup of coffee while l get q
spoonT ! agreed. When / turned
} around to look at him he was turn
ing around to see if were drinking
his coffee. thought about that fell
nv later in the evening when I
bought q cigar. y
,Ia SeesNt
In the lower East Side. Two kids
quarrel. The younger challenges the
other to a.7fight and the challenge
is accepted. ,"Whets grade are YOU
,in?' asks the challenger. s,B'. an
swers the other. "Ah, you're in a
higher srads'n me. l won't fight
yuh."
Other lads told me that it is the
unwritten law Of the East Side that
boy can refuse to fight boy in q
higher grade in school with no loss
OF prestige. His reason for fighting
and his size have nothing to do with
the case.
LANES W. DEAN.
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born to blush unseen, but the cham
pion in any class is working at it
now! ).
THE REAL CHILD
LABOR OPPOSITION
Aside from anonymou. attacks,
which may be, neglected, the real
opposition to the child labor amend
ment is based on alleged fears of
the invasion Of two sorts of rights
personal rights and states rights.
And of these the states rights
argument Is the only one with
enough logic to call even for a refu-
tation. '''.'
Every power to invade personal
rights which this amendment might
confer on Congress is already pos
sessed by the state legislatures.
/ 1t has always been within the con-
stitutional power of any state to
pass laws that Mary shall not help
mother witH the dishes and that
George shall do no chores on, the
farm, but no state legislature was
ever crazy enought to do so, and
neither will any Congress.
There is no risk to personal rights
that has not always existed.
The real invasion, if there is any,
is Of states rights. And even this
is rather protection than an un-
dern,ining OF thelegitimate action
q Me states.
Competitive business is no longer
local. A cotton mill in Massachu-
sets or California must compete
with one in South Carolina or Ala
bama. *
II Congress establishes q uniform
minimum standard. which any state
may improve on, but which no state
may, fall below, there will be no
competitive temptation to tax laws
and no competitive. handicap in good
ones.
Theoretically. Congress will have.
with the, states. 4 certain authority
which the states have. hitherto pes
sessed alone. =! - -,>.av
Practically. the states will have
freer hand than now. for the pro-
lection of their own children.
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WOMEN AS TEACHERS

W G. Wells has criticized the American public school
system most severely because of the fact that the education
Of the tender youth is left almost to whom he claims
too emotional mercuria for such task He fears
that the tendency will be toward less sturdy stock. Speak
ing of the American he claims the public school system
has placed him under the dominance of in all matters
and that the youth Of his day who taught by
have 4 better grasp of the true values of life.
The American public school has been admired much
by European scholars in the past that this latest criticism
from eminent British scholar is hardly convincing The
fact that children have opportunity in the United
States for education than anywhere the world speaks
much for the system and the effect of teachers
pupils of tender has not been adverse Sooner later
in their pupils in this country under teachers
of both which is a most excellent arrangement.
While the Wells structures upon the American plan are
interesting to read, there is much sophsry at the bottom
of it all and will become unduy alarmed the
suits hardly Justify the criticism In fact education in
America far the school is concerned regard
less of whether make the better teachers sets
standard for the world.
There is in Wells interview suggestion that the
pusoy features of education wrong and that education
should result of hungerng and thrsting for
knowledge and that especially the burden of seeing that
child gets education should be shifted from the state
the parent.
Wells is always interesting if not convincing.
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IN NEW YORK

New York, Jan. l6.-Fifth Avenue
is probably the best policed street
in the world. Day and night it has
police in towers to direct traffic and
one policeman at. every corner for
the same purpose during the day,
some corners HAVING as many as five
traffic cops on duty during the rush
hours. At night there are patrol
men whose beats take in only block
and a half Of the avenue and none
Of the side streets. Despite all Of
this precaution Fifth Avenue has
been the scene Of many daring rob-
berries. :.
- .ab
AL Jolson is back on Broadway.
Many Of his jokes wear whiskers,
but few seem new. One Of these 10
about the lucky golfer he played in
England. "My, he was . lucky man,
Jolson relates. II never saw a man
so lucky. He was so lucky he struck
oil at the second hole" I
Jolson works for Lee. and j. ].
Shubert. ]. J. is ."iake twice." &C.
cording to the comedian.
The late, Sam shpbert, . brother.
was the theatsrt pioneer Of the fam
lily. After operating . minor theater
chain in upper New York, he came
to Gotham 26 years ago and bought
half interest in 1.-THE Belle Of New
York" for $4,000. In the same year
Sam and Lee took over the manage
ment of the old%Herald Square Thea
ter and from that beginning came
the present powerful chain Of Shu-
bert theaters. ~
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what would Bill do II he had an
official certificate Of superior inteh
ligence? II would be nearly as fau
tai as being listed in Bradstfeet'si
CHAMPIONS STILL
WORKING AT JOB
Another test Of pseudo-democracy:
All that each Of US needs isara
chance. to show that he can do as
we'll as the best Of them. Well; once
in while we get it. -
Somebody starts a contest, open
to all corners. Tens or hundreds of
thousands compete, all anonymous
ly, but when the envelope containing
the name of the winner is opened, he
is found to be precisely the first
man who would have been chosen
if there were no contest.
The winner Of the Box prize for a
plan of international cooperation
turned out to be DR.. Charles H.
Levermore, director of the World
Peace Foundation and editor of the
League of Nations Year Books.
|. The winner of the prize for plan
of world peace education was David
starr Jordan, the most eminent ex-
pert among American educators on
exactly that subject, who had given
20 years of distinguished leadership
to it.
The Nobel prize for physical
science went, not to some sudden
genius, but to DR.. Robert A. Mill
kan, for lifetime the head of one
of the leading physical research
laboratories of the world.
DR.. Millikan himself, receives about
six letters a day., from volunteer
inventors of Notwithstanding devices,
and hopefully reads them all.
About one q year is promising
enough to be worth further investi-
CATION, but in a long lifetime, not
one, of these has yet PANIED out.
However, DR.. Millikan is still hop
ing. If the super patriots of Europe
were to offer prize for the best
nationalistic ode, they might get a
million manuscripts, but the envelope
of the winner would contain the
name Of Rudyard Kipling.
There are doubtless still flowers
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-01-16
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

"Yes, / have surprise for you,"
said the Fairy Queen to the little
wooden animals.
what is it? What is it," they
all shouted.
"Not so fast" laughed the Queen.
"I'll tell you by and by. You see |
can't turn you into real animals,
for then you would be too big and
fierce to play with children.
yet you wish to see the world
and to be your proper size, and still
be friends with the children. So I'll
do what | can.
Nancy and Nick, gather up all
the creatures and put them back
into their ark, and bring them along.
We're going some place."
Are we going to see the world ?"
asked the wooden horse family as
Nick dumped him in.
"Yes," said the Fairy Queen. but
be patient, all Of you. Come on now,
everybody"
She went to the window where her
big butterfly, Two Spot, was waiting
on the porch roof.
Then they all flew away to a place
where great deal of hammering
and saving and building was going
on.
Two Spot settled down, and the
Fairy Queen got off.
"Come on, children, we're here"
she said brightly.
Are we seeing the world?" called
the camel. "Is this the world? We
can't see much"
BE patient" said the Fairy
Queen.
Some men were building a great
wooden affair that looked like O
large hoop laid flat.
"If you would turn that up on end
it would do for giants wheelbar-
row." said Nick. "What is it for o.
you'll know in minute" said
the Fairy Queen. Listen"
Just then one Of the men called
out, giving final tap with his ham
mer, well, I guess it's all finished
now, Jake! All ready for the ami.
mails. They ought to be here by this
time. They were to arrive today"
| "Oh!" cried, Nancy. 81 know what
you are goiug to do now. You are
going to-"
SSH" said the Fairy Queen. "Nick
dump out all the little animals
where ! can see each one plainly
Which Nick did 1t once.
Oseh 81 exi 80 QegS} a1esai:I q ~
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News of Our
Neighb0rs
WILD ROSE

WILD ROSE
The school board held its regular
quarterly meeting at the clerks Of
flee Tuesday afternoon.
O. T. Buck purchased and install
ed new radio at his home last week
The w. H. Brownawell family en-
joyed short visit with their sons
family from Bison last week.
s. B. Gooding returned from a
business trip to Fargo the fore part
of the week.
R. w. Feltheim unloaded car
load Of corn at the spur last week
Howard Brownawell installed a
radio at his home this week
The local boys are busy trapping
muskrats on Long Lake.
Frank and Fred Saville, Mrs. w
H. BroWnawell and Homer, and Mr.
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GETTING TOGETHER

The Fargo Commercial club host to Governor Sorle
banquet and reception curtain raiser to the event,
indicate that anmostes which separated the good citizens
of this state beginning to be forgotten greatly temp
cred by desire to get together for the good of all the people,
alton Of state owned industries concerned there agree
ment other issues which forms ground upon
which all work for the good and upbudng of the state
generally. -"
Sorlie's position and that of the l. V. A. leaders upon
owned industries do not differ greatly and that is why
in the last campaign issues lacking Those who OPP
pose socialism matter of principle and against
expedency and political temporiZing such took place
during the recall found little get excited last June
although they did support the candidate which nearly
represented their feelings.
With Mr. Sorlie's announcement that there will be no
fresh adventures in state ownership the legislature
fonted with the task of making the experiment painless
financially possible against that day when complete
regards this issue is restored.
Conferences between Gov Soie and all classes of bust
in the city and upon the farms should eventually
point to the only solution that is right the final elimination
of all state owned enterprises.
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Fail rs ON HEALTH -
/ FOR CHAPPED HANDS !.

!: One OF the youngsters of Mrs.
Jones of Anytown complained Of
,chapped hands. after an hours play
out. in the wind.
So Mrs. Jones spplisd lotion she
had made for just such an smsr,
gency. ga.
The lotion contained: Salicylate Of
soda. one dram: balsam Of peru, one
half ounce; glycerin. one and a half
ounces: rose water, six ounces. This
was mixed we'll and applied to the
hands night and mornii1k,
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(,&z!ygg8$&$AAl

Suits with two pairs Of trousers
are in demand. We wish they would
throw in an extra coat and vest al
so. q. -,
Some people live 80 or 60 years
with tight shoes always hurting
their feet. j.. p.
1t. puzzles us how a girl can grab
a couple Of grapes for breakfast and
be alive and happy for lunch.
Our guess is when a worm turns
it is merely to contemplate where he
was and not to see where he is 60
ing.
You hear about worms turning
Suppose they do. You never hear
Of one chasing any great bulldog OF
wild cat.
Stand on your own rights and you
can't be told where to get off.
Inc WOfIO seems WOISe InSu u
really is because you seldom hear
much about the bad things that don't
happen.
The most dangerous, word In this
language Of ours is, eyes"
! 1t is5strange, but when g man sows
his wild oats hs; just raises cain. I.
Every now and then q gift fouu-
tain pen lives up to its name by
scattering ink all over the paper, ;.
Only fdw more shopping months
before. light underwear.
Every time we get on our ear
somebody steps in our face. ~
Strange news from Mexico, mighty
strange. She has an ex-prsSident
alive and doing we'll.
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The Mammoth Cave. region In Ken
lucky may become national park
in the near future.
ti5s ~ ..AA-< ~ -.---------x. - s.
Bread baked on Christmas never
becomes stale or moldy. according
,ae =
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Comments reproduced In this
the opinion of The Tribune. They
are presented here in order that
our readers may have both oidee
Of important Issues which are
being discussed In the press Of
the day.
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LETTER FROM RUTH BURKE TO
WALTER BURKE CONTINUED

have never in all my life, Wal
now. Strange as it may seem,
think that Leslie loves Jack very
devotedly. Between you and me,
dear, he is very fascinating man.
Leslie and he, however, are not
friends as you and are, and upon
friendship marriage rests upon more
solid ground than upon love.
wonder if you ever realize how
near to hate is love. l thought /
loved Harry Ellington. l guess l did
l am sure that this won't hurt you
now because | got all over loving
him and hated him most effectively
long before he left me, and new
err in all that time was friends with
him. We had nothing in common
that made for friendship. One asks
for so much more from friend
than one asks from ones lover. One
| must be so much more to be a friend
than one must be to be lover. Fol-
one is never blinded by any emo
tional upheavals.
You and ], my dear, thank God
are friends. If we hadn't been;
could never have written you this
letter.
Some time, in the future, perhaps
Jack and Leslie may be friends, al
though l am afraid they never will
be. Leslie has all the qualities of a
friend, but Jack has none Of them.
think Sally Atherton sees this
I know that she acknowledges his
fascination, and between you and
me, think she fights against it
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A Thought

go
Be- courteous: not renderiug evil
soH evil. OF railing Tor rsiliSs; bs(
contssriwtss hlessins.-l Pet. S,s.s.
\ ~ hsresi = a4sast eourt.
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Mrs. Jones also had other rene.
dies which she used.S Camphor Ice
wat one; ~! .,s.s.
Another was made Of one ounce
Of white wax, melted; four ounces
Of elycerin: foty Or five drops Of oil
Of rose or other perfume to suit.
! Still another lotion for chappsd
hands and hbs Mrs. Jones found
could be made ftomsa mixture Of
one and . half. ounces OF glycerin:
four DRAINS Of. borax and one and q
halt pints Of water. 80
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BEAUTY

Perfumes, cosmetics and toilet preparations cost this
country than liz million dollars year. This is
by check-up on the part of Uncle Sam.
Soon you'll find critics using this figure, along with
of such things movies and tobacco, indication
Americas gigantic spending for luxuries AS matter of
fact amounts to only about dollar for every
and child Beauty and cleanliness cheap at any
price
And do not charge it all to womens vanity. A lot of
these perfumes cosmetics and toilet preparations used
by and babes
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and Mrs. II. j. Brownawell and Bob
by Of Bismarck, and Mr.. Aleck
Jawaski were listening in" to the
radio at the Howard Brownawell
home Monday evening.
Marvin Swanson made business
trip to Bismarck the fore part OF
the week.
20. B. Swanson marketed hogs in
Braddock last week.
Miss Ada Saville spent the week
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The Mammoth Cave region In Ken
lucky may become national park
in the near future.
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Strange news from Mexico, mighty
strange. She has an ex-prssidsnt
alive and doing well. :
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end visiting at the home of !
school friend, Avis Carlisle.
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Bread baked on Christmas never
becomes stale or moidy. according
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1t. puzzles us how girl can grab
a couple Of grapes for breakfast and
be alive and happy for lunch.
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Every time we get on our ear
somebody. steps in our face.
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GOLD
India for centuries the sink-hole for the worlds god
continues Most of the South African output flowing
to India.
And there it disappears Rajahs hoard it in big lots.
Natives bury it in small amounts. No knows how much
gold India has. The amount fabuousy large Yet India
is in the grip of abjec poverty and misery Her gold does
her about much good does of multi
milonaires beyond certain point Pleasure after ALL is
in what spend than what we have.
DISEASES
Dread disease generally increases it's death toll
In year it kills about 80 in every 100000 Americans
More cheering is the that tuberculosis is slowly
losing its grip though still kills about SO year in every
100000.
Sanitation is extermnatng typhoid Its toll, once
mighty has fallen to about out of 100000 population
year.
Diabetes snufs out 18 of every 100000 yearly
slin-which holds this nlaady in Suspension hating if
not curing twill rapidly lower its death rate.
ft4&s LIES HAZARDS
Life becomes dangerous Liability insurance rates
in lines advance average Of % per cent the
country In New York City rates soar 100 cent
This reflects increased danger putting it
sana.atey. increased carelessness.
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Some people live 80 or go years
with tight shoes always hurting
their feet. - !: '.s
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Suits with two pairs Of trousers
are in demand. We wish they would
throw in, an extra coat and vest al
so. ~.
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Copyright. 1895, NEA Service. Inc. }
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Every now and then q gift fouu-
tain pen lives;up to its name by
scattering ink all over the paper, ;.
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Our guess is when worm turns
it is merely to contemplate where he
was and not to see where he is GO
ing.
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Only fdw more shopping months
before. light underwear.