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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-04

surprises, ana WSAh AAtaAo.
"Cheating Cheaters" is for
tunate choice for the National
gang. Everybody gets a whack
at a real bit here and there. MISS
Lane, playing in low MOOD Goes
4. very good job Of her role. She
succeeds in making it hard and
calloused; brittle and severe; IN
sincere, as intended and interest
Mr.. McFarlane, strong in his
attitude of filching the word gets
along splendidly. Is suaver human
and vet not without trace Oh
THESE two striking players have
the pivotal Jobs, and get nnusual
sunport from the others, who
have lust as big roles in another
sense. Edward Arnold, always the
fine actor. is just as fine here;
Kathryn Givney, ditto; In fact
tnaf goes for them all, Including
the local boys, Denny Connel ana
Maurice Jarvis.
The play, as limited, is Sc
ouence of wit-matching contests
two gemseeking factions,
adroitlys handled with a kick, wise
crack. and thrill intruding when
least expected. Here you get the
theater in terms of rollicking mel.
odrama. There isn't a Shavian
remark to worry you; there isn't
q .tsex crossword puzzle" TO ex-
cite: there isn't anything to set
you thinking about the after lie;
there isn't a darn thing in Cheat
ing Cheaters" but action and M
terestl Thank the first five books
OF Mosesi
one thought struck me last
night, however, and maybe some
body will attempt to explain.
Crooks must be terribly moral
people. Can 1t be that they are
SO busy with their trade they
have little or no time for emo
tional lapses, boudoir seances, or
other engagements that lead TO
divorces, etc, etc. Well, what
difference does it make?
Margie got a big kick out Of
the opera She pinched my left
arm fully four hundred times dur
ing the vening, and startled once
with Jla.-- -
Just then somebody pulled a
gun ana what she said after that
didn't hear. Them polls were
being lifted"
A darn good meiodrama with a
darn good cast, darn nicely staged
FRANK L. BAER.
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CONCERTS

q
At waiter Reed General Hospi-
ton y tie sS Dated Fl States "a n sfs
rine Band. Principal Musician
Arthur 8. Whitcoinb. conduct
March. rifle Regiment" sousa
Overture, III Were king
a'Hymn to the sun" from Golden Ihsl
Cockerel Rimslky Korsakow
Selection The Army Chaplain"
..Minuet in G. .... .Beethoyen
waItz. The Beautiful Blue
Fantasia. songs Of i scoiland
"The starspaneled Banna na"npe
BY the United states Soldiers
Home Band. at Bandstand, at
6:46 o'clock. John s. NJ. Zim-a
mermann, bandmaster: Emil A.
Fenstad, assistant leader.
March, The Legion Of Honor
Overture. Nell Gwynne"
Descriptive, Grand English Mill
scsnss t s@a, on.r. ~ Eegan
Humoresdue. Listen TO NJ Tale
waltz song, 'The MELODY That
r., Made . YSg Nine Vine I,1.la
''The star-spangled Banner"
BY the Army Music School band
at Washington Barracks at
$3.50 p. m. Paul p. Melrose, con-
Quoting. Captain r. g. Sher-
man, cofnmandant. William G.
White. principal OF music.
March ct cortege, THE Queen
oS q SneOa ~ v,o,a, iGo1noa
Fox trot. Yes Sir That's Ny,
Solo Tor xyiopaone.' lam
(a) lie Secret ......... Hazel
% by the waters q Min
p, nssSnk s. Musician E aiissranSs s.
Dedication and Benediction from
Les Hugueuots', Meyerbeer
Selection from .'rhe Pink
Hd aaaz Rhapsody no. sarsl'
ta) Fox trot, Summer Nights'
ea) March. washington High
ssF Ss star-spanfisd Bs j a9sns
BY the United states Navy Band.
at the Reservation 312d, Ar
kansas avenue. Thirteenth and
Emerson streets northwest, at
1890 p. m. Lieutenant Charles
Benter, U. s. A.. director.
March. The Chimes OF Liberty
Overture, merry wives 81
windsor ........l..s...s..Nf colai
.saHaphons solo. avaiss Erica
n. b. waulters. first musician.
u. 3. M
Suite, Victor Herbert Numbers.
Herbert
lal Yesterthought.
(b) PunchinelIo.
(c) Under the Fins.
(dl Fleurette, yalse Lente.
Grand scenes from the Opera.
Robert lie Diable" .Meyerbeer
Valse Espagnole. 'Picador
Brocket
Luderss
Popular, selected Fox Trots
THE Star Spangied Banner
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KEITH'S-
Vaudeville De Luxe.

You didn't do right by me when
you sent me to Keith's, knowing
full well that the Mexican Grand
Opera Company was there, and
ms bIissfully ignorant OF a single
word OF Spanish. 1t has been two
years now since I left Oxford, and
my Spanish has deteriorated. to
such an extent that have to eat
in cafeterias when want Spanish
food
But, Frank, they were glorious.
Even me and my ignorance could
and did feel the sheer artistry or
their voices. They sang all the
favorite operate airs and when
all that was over they came back
t. repeated encores with Mexican
Folk Songs. Jessie MacBride would
pull some fancy words out Of her
musical vocabulary to tell you
what / am going to say In plain
words: Those seven singers from
Rodolfo Hoyos down to the musi.
cal leader were just about the
very best ever seen or rather
!, beard here.
1t was a musical bill all the
way through. Coming along on
the heels OF the operate stars was
AIEOEkG 0GSSCAs 0ASAA ~ 49,
Edwards. George was down in
th.s mouth last night. He wanted
To YnoraIize about children on the
stage His chirps with his mama
on the phone were gently nu'
morous. And his two budding alds'
Mary Lucas and Lillian Price were
nafyely helpful
Elizabeth Brice gave the show
the Leppiest act imaginable. She
had her own Frank Kessler with
her. and Franks music weavers"
did things with instruments that
bore out Nina Van Wrinkles con-
tenttons of immortality. Harry
Rose and his nonsensical chatter
proved highly receivable. Rose
always seems to get lot OF fun
out Of his act and he had some
o, the audience wiggling under
hts personal shafts.
"The Fog" is a tried and true
vaudeville act. Stuart Casey ana
mildred Warren have given 1t a
cuaracteristic London touch with
their fogs and their blighted Brit
ian sense of humor. Why Is Mer.
csc Templeton playing the second
act? That boy is good. He can
do little bit Of everything and
he's handsome enough to make a
fellow hold his girls arm just a
little bit tighter.
Opening the festivities We're
Van Horn and IneZ. They had
some distinguishing stunts. Nelia
Arnaut and her brothers were on
tue other end Of the bill. Not a
sole left the house until after the
last act. Which is unusual
Ccnklin, first name, Roscoe.
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w. Clark. noted Chicago baritone,
expired without warning in his seat
in a motion picture theater last
night. Three hours after the
famous singer had been fatally
stricken Mrs. Clark collapsed and
joined her husband in death.
The couple had gone to the
movies. An hour after entering the
theater Clark collapsed and sank in
his wife's arms. Physicians said
he had stroke of apoplexy. Mrs.
Clark accompanied the body to an
undertaking establishment, after
which she went home. She suffered
from shock, swooned and never
woke up.
Clark was fifty-nine and well
known in the musical world. He
had made a great success in the
concert halls OF European capitals.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-04
GLEN ECHO
Kate Smith.

Thousands enjoyed the many
diversified fun features OF Glen
Echo Park, Washington's fam
Gus free admission resort of fun,
both Saturday and Sunday.
Miss Kate Smith, Washington
own singer of syncopated songs
made her debut at Glen Echo
Park and began a week $ engage
ment. She was accompanied in
her numbers by Happy" Walk.
er and his Golden Pheasants. -"
This special feature establishes a.
precedent at Glen Echo Park,
and was warmly received. Miss
Smith will sing twice each night
this week, and her repertoire VIII
be changed nightly. Kate smith
created a sensation at the Rialto
last week, and this extraordi'
nary presentation at Glen Echo
Park gives those that missed
her last week the opportunity
now
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Harden is spending the summer
there.
At Zandvoort, Wilhelm will be a
guest OF Baron van der Heydt.s
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Goings-On
INSIDE

INSIDE
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Players in
Cheating Cheaters."
KEITH'S George Jessel in go
Back Hone;" other acts.
EARLE-Margaret Severn and
dancers; other acts and films.
PALACE Siamese Twihs in per-
son; Might Life of New York"
films.
COLUMBIA--James Cruces Beg.
gar on Horseback.
RIALT0-.Black cyclone" film,
and 'Take-A-Chance,' novelty.
METROPOLITAN - Corinne Crit
fifth in THE Marriage Whirl.
TIVOLI-Aileen Pringle, in wild
Fire.
AMBASSADORS Corinne Griffith
in 1.-THE Marriage Whirl."
CENTRAIy-Blanche Sweet in
His Supreme Moment"
Strawberries and Del. VAL
others and films. va q
OUTSIDE
GLEN ECHO PARK Dancing
nightly; fun devices.
EARLE ROOF-Films and dane
ing nightly. p
CHEVY CHASE LAKE-Dancing
nightly.
CHATEAU LIE lPARADIS Dane
ing and dining, Ammendale, Md.
LIE .PARADIS ROOF Dancing
and dining.
CHESAPEAKE BEACH - Dane
ing, fishing, swimming, etc.
STEAMER ST. JOHNS Nightly
moonlight excursions, 7:15.
ARLINGTON ROOF - Dancing
and dining.
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Amy orders

FIELD ARTILLERY Second
Lieutenant Frederick v. Armistead,
to Fort Bragg. N. c.; Second Lieu
tenant Voris H. Conner is trans
ferred to air service, with station at
Brooks Field, Texas; Captain Lester
T.. Boggs, to Fort Sill, Okla.
VETERINARY col p Major
Auqila Mitchell, to Fort Olgethorpe.
Ga.
INFANTRY - Captain Perry G.
Raglan, to Fort Hayes, Ohio; First
Lieutenant Rovey NJ. Hall, to Camp
Meade, Md.
DENTAL CORPS Captain James
G.. Morningstar. to general dispen-
sary, washington, D. G..
MEDICAL CORPS-Arnold d.
futile, TO general dispensary. Wash.
ington, d. G..
CAVALRY-Captain George n.
Shea, to Denver, Colo.
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To TAXI.
VACAT ION At
ZANDV00RT
Wilhelm Avoids NoordWiik
When He Learns Harden Is
summering Ther9
BY international News service

BERLIN, Aug. 4.-The former
K aiser is to have holiday, which
win take him away from Doom for
the first time since he took up resi-
dence there after his abdication.
He will spend his vacation at
Zandvoort, weIl-known Dutch sea-
shore resort, and although the per-
nit which the Dutch government has
granted him would allow the former
emperor to absent himself for rev.
eral weeks from Doom. he intends
to remain at zNndvoort only about
two weeks.
The kaiser has felt the need Of a
change of scene for some time, hav-
ing wearied OF the monotony OF
Doom. He first planned to spend
his holiday at Noordwijk, but gave
up this program when he learned
that his ancient foe, Macmillan
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WIFE Of SINGER
JOINS RIM IN
DEATH
Charles w. Clark, Baritone,
Dies in Theater-Shock
Kills Mate

by international News Service, -
CHICAGO. Aug. 4. = Devotion
triumphed over death after Charles
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-04
MAN SHOOTS HIMSELF
ON TRAIN IN FL ORlpA

PENSACOLA, Fla, Aug. -.
A. Small. fifty-five. formerly Of
jackson, Tenn, and passenger on
4 train arriving yesterday, shot anc
killed himself while the train was
approaching Pensacola from Fiona
ton. According to eye witnesses,
Small made quick movement and
drew a revolver and sent a bullet
crashing into his brain.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-04
Bows TrY to Wreck rain

WEST CHESTER, Pa, Aug. A..
Galloway and Patsy CLOTH, both
fourteen, were in juvenile court
on a charge Of attempting to wreck
q passenger train at West Glove
June IT. They confessed opening
d sidetrack The case is under
advisament
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-04
ENGLISH ECONOMIST
AND DANCER ARE WE'D

LONDON, Aug. "A large crowd
of friends at St. Pancras' registry
office today witnessed the marriage.
of John M Keynes, the famous
political economists and Lydia Lopo-
kova, Russia dancer.
The bride was a very pretty
hat to match,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-08-04
HOI Y SMOKESl THEY'RE
A BUNCH OF CROOKSl

AS soon as cool invads with touch of fall in its
thrifty night zephyrs pistols!
mystery play the detective play the crook play the play in
the conventions of life and somebody
after pearl be worth cool quarter Of Million
such occurs the o love Tor the theater returns
In short the play of action is the play that
The National Players will doubtless have week of it.
MARGINS Cheating Cheaers with crooks
stubbng other crooks nice evening filled with
Evening star., 1925-12-02
FOR SAIF-H0ISES,

FOR SALE BY OWNER-PRICED FOR IN.
mediate sale strictly white neigh porhcod
southeast. Six large rooms and bath Hot
water heat and electric lights. Large ward
with a tVo-car garage in rear. Convenient
70 schools and two car lines. one bus Inc.
s7.65O : TAPESTRY BRICK HOME SIX
rooms. bath. h.-V h. elec.. oak hners ard
hsrdWoo finish fret floor good yard 70
p6red I,on 1Ig alIfg ggaa,,age convenient ne loca-
BEAUTIFUL DETACHED HOME ROOMS
sun parlor and bath, modern Improvement
open hIeplace. screens and sNninF=. Prr,s
'''S OBJ 8. B. zASTzINGER Rs.Ito-
OH and SIS. NV Main 5371
18th ST. CLOSE TO HIGH SCHOOL
This is indeed bargain in a Groom ard
bath brick house modern throughout AMI
n fne condition garage or alley Il can
be handled on very ConN enient terms
s1As As1EAH 15tf : 2 y TWAALkER & & CO. a. INr, N5s,o
Chevy Chase. d. C.-S25.OOO.
This house we believe TO he really worth
S3b 900 and Is located on one of the most
beauuful corners in this smart suburb with
frontage of over 1b0 II each on two
streets. II Is spendidy built center-hsI
type with large frerlacss on fret and
ond foors. concrete pnrches. In"l0-ed sleeu-
ing porch . baths servants quarters built
in garage and many other feature II you
are looking for home priced between S25
see this house AT once
Allan F. Walker & Co.. Inc,
s13 18th ST, NV Main 2san
Evening star., 1925-12-02
RENT HOUsEs-FUR. & UNFUR.

sTX sunny OUTSIDE ROOMS AND BATH.
oveTIookinE Rock, creek PARK: equipped
with OIl-o-matic hot-water system. perfect
heat. no coal or dust; S75 unfurnished;
500 furnished. To inspect call Main 3l20.
10 to 10 and 10 evenings. -
EXCLUSIVE NEIGHBORHOOD-PRI RE
ruced. Call al once. O. B. Zantzinger. 945
/ - Main 52s1.
Evening star., 1925-12-02
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
RENT HOUSES-FURNISHED

MT PILEAsANTI;ATTRACGIIvEILY, Ely Fur;
overlooking Zoo s rooms 2 baths; every
convenience TO make housekeeping easy
Automatic hot water. 0ll-O-Matc heat: to
rent from Jan. 3 to July /. Tel. Adams
$500. lc.
TAKoMA PARK. u C ROOMS. ANIL:
hot-uater heat: large lawn December to
Iuns * Col. 554a-I
A FURNISHED HOME OPPOSITE ROCK
Creek Park on Park rd. NV: living room.
dining room and kitchen, hve bedrooms.
two baths. one.car sarase. servants room
phone Potomac 44s0. Ask Tor Ant 4o7 ! :.
1913 COLUMBIA RID. LEAVING CITY.
ysa-. Phone Main $3.50.
home. eleht rooms. ami. convenient: nicely
furnished 500; possession. After 30.
ACsrs 4AT4.
BEAUTIFUL SUBURBAN HOME. NV. SEC
ron l5-uinute ride to center of city. hot
water heat. electricity. . baths. garage. serv-
anr : quarters fruit flowers garden Winter
supplv ot coal: rent reduced.
GARDINER DENT; INC.
Main 1884. 1909 L st. NV.
COLUMBIA HEIGHTS-WFLL FURNISHED
home. SIX rooms and tiled bath: hot, water
heat. electricity, GARAGE. coal already in :;
close 10 l4th st. Rent reduced.
CHAS. D. SAGER.
Main Sc pa 18th St NV.
ATTR ACTIVE HOME AT 1747 PARK RD.
n.T.-p rooms. bath. h.-w.h.. garage: S13o.
JAMES MORRIS WOODWARD.
Realtor.
g
Evening star., 1925-12-02
Sol IHEAST

home Just offered for sale. Read this
Quickly then act the same way: II You do
not you may not get there. for II will So
front and rear porches @-ca- -aETaEs Think
thia over Only S11 500: about $4,000 cash
required Main 1881
N-W-Sl 600 CASH. BAL LIKE RENT.
will Tuy new S-room modern brick house
with = tiled baths. oak floors. screened
ptrches etc. Gear garage. Paved alley
we'll located near 18th and Irving sts. Phone
1hS2
Evening star., 1925-12-02

MONEY LOANED ON AUTOS AND TRICKS
You keep the car. no delay confidential
Mr. Monk. AZ Missouri ave. y dels'
LOANS OF $50 TO 500 CAN BE sECuRED
on household furniture. CHATTFL TITLE
60. INC. sos 9th st. NV. Closed Saturday
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-12-23
BY Mrs. Walter Ferguson

sfIrT- HE way to mans heart
Is through his stomach. :"
49, Have you ever heard that
oblc sentiment? What sweet,
sAmiliar sound it has in feminine
cars, and how long and well it has
carved gluttonous mankind.
The conversations we women have
listened to about husbands who had
70 have their pie three times a week;
The doughnuts whose fryings we
have heard about: the boastings of
wives whose spouses could devour
wenty seven pancakes at a sitting!
The mental pictures we have car
lied about OF men leaning perpetu-
lily over grooming tables eating food
icing perpetually prepared for them
SIS dutiful wives.
And, remembering these things,
ecalling all those broken down wonl-
GA whom L knew in my childhood,
hose tired souls who. stood over coal
ranges and baked pies and cakes and
cllstards, and put up jams and jel-
hes. and roasted hams and fried sau-
Sages. somehow can't seem to get
into much Of stew about these
poor modern men who are compelled
To get the most Of their food from
the delicatessen store.
Why, in order to even things up.
the men ought to have to exist on
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-12-23
HURDLES IN THE PATH OF
PROGRESS

The first bath tub in the United
States was installed by Adam
Thompson, wealthy grain and cot
ton dealer, OF Cincinnati, in 1912.
He had lately returned from London,
where he had heard that the prime
minister had such a device. On Dec.
20, 1912, he had a party Of gentle
men to dinner, all of whom tried out
the new invention. The following
day the story was in the papers and
Thompson was attacked both by doc
tors and politicians. We do not find
that Thompson was required to pay
a fine, but the discussion IN connec-
ton with the bathtub resulted in va
rious measures for the restriction Of
their use. The common council Of
Philadelphia considered an ordinance
to prevent any such bathing between
the months Of November and March.
Virginia laid a tax Of $50 per year
on all bath tubs and extra heavy wa
ter rates. In Boston there was an
ordinance forbidding their use ex-
cept on medical advice.-J. Gruber's
Town and Country Almanack.
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What is the Federal board for
vocational education?"
An Independent Government board
created In 1917 to administer the
funds appropriated by the Federal
Government for education IN agri
culture and various trades. Allot-
ments TO the States from this fund
are conditioned upon the payment
Of equal amounts by the State or
local authorities having the train
Ing In charge. The Federal VEGA
tional rehabilitation act, approved
June ~, 1918. and the amendment
Of July II. 1919, charged the board
with the duty of furnishing voca-
tional rehabilitation to every men,
Der of the military or naval forces
Of the United States discharged with
a disability of service origin, who
needed vocational rehabilitation to
overcome the handicap OF such dis
ability. The civilian rehabilitation
act of June 9, 1920, constituted the
board an administrative agency for
the Federal Government to cooper.
ate with the States in rehabllitating
and restoring to remunerative occu-
pations any persons disabled in In
dustry or otherwise.
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lem for themselves. That much for Mr.. Cool
idge s position AS for constructive measures
he suggested:
81 suggest Federal farm board Sup
pose that board found the producers of any
farm commodity were sufficiently organized
to be really representative of all the pro-
ducers of that commodity Suppose it should
authorize such producers to form a corpora
ton to take care of the surplus, either stor-
ing it to meet a possible future domestic
need, or exporting it upon the best terms
available, the expenses and losses incurred
to be borne proportionately by all the pro-
ducers of that commodity.
Such board could function success
fully only if it operated through cooperative
commodity associations. 1t is vital to any
plan that it should be so framed that it
strengthen and not weaken the cooperative
movement, for in that movement lies the best
hope for the future of American /agricul-
ture."
The White House, not aware of the ac-
tivities of this outstanding and ambitious
Republican, probably is bordering his words
and watching to observe their effect
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-12-23
Razzing the Plan
Commission

i C1 EVERAL members of the Indianapolis
- city council, at that bodys meeting the
SDther night, vigorously attacked the plan COM
mission during discussion of an amendment to
he coming ordinance.
The razzing was quite in accordance with
Ahe usual councilmanic custom. Usually when
There is lull in proceedings at council SEES
Sion some incandescent councilman sets fire to
The city plan commission. It's a habit.
Zoning regulations are necessary for the
logical growth of the city-to prevent glue fac
stories, churches, filling stations, dwellings and
all sorts Of structures being jumbled together
in all sections of town But ap-
7parenty that ism t the chief purpose of the In
]dianapolis zoning ordinance.
1t seems to exist primarily as an excuse for
1t is pushed hither and yon by
the plan commission to permit filing station
ION this residential corner and refuse one on
that. A big building project is allowed to
creep several feet over the established build
ling line. Permission to complete twenty
|four-foot home started on 3O-foot lot is de-
|nied.
If the zoning idea is to bear any fruit,
land the plan commission is to justify it's ex-
|istence, regulations once adopted must be en-
forced impartially and not pulled and hauled
Ito fit Individual cases.
Between the vagaries of the plan commits
sion and the Nominations of city councilmen
indianapolis zoning plans dom know whether
they are coming or going
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1925-12-23
The Road to a Mans Heart

shredded wheat biscuit for a. hun
dred years, and then they will not
nave expatiated the sins of their
fathers.
And imagine the manly heart that
loved woman merely for the food
she cooked for him? Think of those
poor dead and gone sisters who
clutched to their hungry souls the
affection which glowed for them
only after hearty meal?
or course, everybody must eat,
but according to the records, that's
about all that husbands have been
doing for the past thousand years
or SO, SO let them take UP fasting
for a time. 1t can't possibly hurt
them. and IT may do them some
good.
The men put out all this stuff
about being grouchy and in a bad
humor until they are fed, as If, for
sooth, they were lions in a zoo.
What's to prevent them from using
the same poise we practice and keep
their tempers until breakfast is ready
or dinner Is served?
They make an awful howl about
our mercenary ways. But If the way
to mans heart Is through his stom-
ach, then why should they complain
if the ROAD to oui hearts is by way
Of their pocketbooks?