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leaves and snow, not enough, one would
think 10 keep a mouse alive. This insig-
niiicant air passage supplies oxygen, not
only for the bear but, in the case of the
female, for her two cubs. II is toward
the end Of her long Winter slumbers that
the little ones are born.
The prairie dog, not only burrows deep
into the earth, but plugs the passage be-
hind him with a tight wad Of moist earth.
II looks like suicide but he knows what he
IL doing.
When these "near dead men" come 70
life what an experience it must be. Joints
that have been crampcd for months must
crack and ache when they are first tried
out. Very likely the hibernatOrs are full
Of 'pins and needles" such az We feel
when our foot is "asleep."
The whole world looks different to them
and IL different and they hardly know
themselves. The bears clothes don't fit.
Only yesterday II seems he sank into his
grave, fat gentleman in a nice closely
fitting oyercoat He now finds himself a
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09

thin individual in a
hoppy, NANCY coat
that looks as if il be-
lOnged to his grand
father. The thing,
however that prob
bly, crowds all other
feelings from his
notice is an I'M
satiable appetite, a
stomach that had
nothing in ii since
1924. So he bestirs
his rheumaticky
joints in pursuit Of
anything that looks
like q meal.
The world he
looks upon is older
but, unlike Rip Van
Wrinkle, this sleeper
has not aged. The
wheels Of his physi-
cal machinery have
scarcely been turn
ing and the wear
and tear on them is
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09

minutes will gu [
harm. Yet five min
utes of the water and
one of the gas proved
fatal when they were
awake.
\ If the doctor could
learn how to make
our thyroids induce d
state of Information
whenever we wish
the economic results
would be far reach
ing. In times of fam
inc and other national
catastrophes, W h e nj
thousands are without.
food and doomed &!
a lingering DEATH
these tragedies could
be prevented. The
S u rplus population
could be simply put
aNFa, Ill Al
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09

A condition of tor
pOr appears to be the
case when actual freez-
ing of an animals
body tissue is followed
by death. At that time
the gases generated by
the slow moving bodily
functions are expelled
in bubbles-always a
dangerous process since
a large bubble reach
ing the heart is likely
to stop it or a hubble
may paralyze the heat
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-08-09

No alternating ami
NAL is ever a fresh
air fiend." The bear
leaves only a tiny
hole up through the
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09
BIRTHS.

Boys: To MIR. and Mrs. Anthony A.
Luker, sos W. Theo, September ); TO
Mr.. and Mrs. Miguel Rodriguez, 1876 For
rest, September 1; to Mr.. and Mrs Pedro
Medina, 7O7 Torreon, September 6; to
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray McCauley l47 Wild
rose, September /; to Mr.. and Mrs. Pete
+. DeLao. 2ll Montelove, August %; TO
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry r.. Dehart, 2OG HILL
729 s. Cherry, August 25; to Mr. and
Mrs. Joel A. AmmOns, Sr.. 107 Appling,
September /: to Mr.. and Mrs. Fidel
Perez, 20l Woody Court, September 4;
to Mr.. and Mrs. BenitO Soils, 2O2 john
son, September 3; to Mr.. and Mrs. Juan
Flores, III Hellar, September 4; to Mr..
and Mrs. Adrain Martinez, 2i6 Grenet,
September 4; to Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel
Arsoa, 500 Ruiz, September 4; to Mr..
and Mrs. j. II. Morgan, 31i Cooper Sep
TENDER 2; to Mr.. and Mrs. Pedro Alva-
RADIO, ago Morales. April II; to Mr.. and
Mrs. William Tisdel. 1908 Monterey, Sep
tcmber s. to Mr.. and Mrs. Bernardo San
tos. 1925 Nogalitos, September 2; to Mr..
and Mrs. Mathew Trub, 1918 Buena
VISTA September 6: to Mr.. and Mrs.
Henrique Mendoza, 720 S. Frio, Septem-
Der 3; to Mr.. and Mrs. Rocco DeBona ST.,
$40 Fox, September 4; to Mr.. and Mrs.
Marvel c. Mcbride, S2l E. Commerce,
August 10; to Mr.. ami Mrs. Pablo Tuin-
tano, 400 $. Flores, September s; to Mr..
and Mrs. Gustave II. Rehberg, S24 Den
yer, September 3; to Mr. and Mrs. Elmer
Osborn. 1O9 Mocker, September /; to Mr..
and Mrs Eugene Gallatin, AIS E. Quincy,
September 4.
Girls: To Mr. and Mrs. Roy f. Head.
1920 Saunders, September l; to Mr.. and
Mrs. Crespin Palasios, 90l $. Flores
September 6; to Mr.. and Mrs Pedro
salazar, SIS S. Pecos, August 80; &c
Mr. and Mrs Jose Lopez, 716 Rowlins
August 20; to Mr.. and Mrs. Severe Bal
deras, lis Ell Paso, September 2; to Mr.
and Mrs. Antonio Vasquez, 40 Mata'
noros, September s; to Mr.. and Mrs
Samuel II. Woods, $50 Callaghan. Sep
tember 5; to Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. Alshlre
3l4 Cooper, September 2; to Mr.. and
Mrs. Margarito Mendoza, 521 san Carlos
September 3; to Mr.. and Mrs. Luciano
Sigard, Az Hoefgen, September 6; &c
Mr.. and Mrs. Basil Castro, 22O4 West
Travis, September 2; to Mr.. and Mrs
Andres Boh!llas. 2Ol5 Guadalupe, Sep
TENDER 4; to Mr.. and Mrs. Richard l.
Wise. 115 Hitchins, August 90; to Mr.
and Mrs. Andres Valdez. lO2 Alemeda
September /; to Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Ketchum. 1903 y. Olive. September 3
to Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse l.. Miller, AL S
Presa, September /; to Mr.. and Mrs
Oliver Fisher, 422 Cooper. September 4
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09
Deeds, Building Permits, Vital Statistics

800.
j. II. Wilson, one-room and porch ad-
dition. Winnipeg; 500.
Gustav Mueller, fiNe-rbom dwelling
ST. James; $4,000.
T. Z. Barnes, repair fire damage, Vic
toria SIOO.
Jaclnto Lsso, one-room addition, San
, Fernando; 800.
Annie C. Terrlll, nlne-room duplex,
Porter: $4,000.
W. X. Smith, repair fire damage, Mis-
sion; $40.
l.. E. Flte and Company, three-room
dwelling, Juanita; $500.
E. P. Barry, one-room and porch ad-
ditlOn, Canton; $3.50.
Florence Burke. one-room and porch
addition, Pine: $500.
f. A. Weimer, four-room dwelling,
Salinas; S22jO.
NJ. c. de la Goa, three-room addition,
Steren; $1,000.
Otto schuettel, garage, n. Laredo; $50.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Frank Leyvs and Catarina Maraspin.
Henry Preston and Mrs. Lula Jones.
Robbie Y. Banner and Irene Harper.
Spifanio r. Lujan and Mamie CurYier.
Homer p. I[imball and Virginia B.
Morris.
Benigno Mejia and Jeronima RodelO.
Vlyiaho Cantu and Guadalupe Cuellar.
PatriciO Luna and Mrs. Teotila vas
quez.
Juan Torres and Mrs. Natalia RangeL
o. J. weiss and Bertha Oefinger.
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BURIAI.S.

VIII Ellis. so, Robert B. Green hos
pital. September 4.
Solomon NJ. NORM, %, 725 Colima, Sep
TENDER g.
Margarita Trias, months, 26O9 s.
Flores. September S.
Rodolfo 5, Trcvino. 5, 7l2 Cameron,
Ssptember e
September g.
Mrs. Maggie Parvers, So, $50 Gulf, Sep
David Gonzales. IS, 122 DeviIbiss, Sep
TENDER Z.
september 3.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09
The Roberts Loan Co,
Do You Need Money

For winter clothes? We will let you
have it and you may repay in small
weekly or semi-monthly payments 20
suit YOUR convenience. We loan from
$500 to $4,000 to honest salaried peo-
pie. Confidential. no red tape. Call
and see us. We will be glad 10 tell
you all about II. City Loan Bureau.
400 Houston Bldg, Corner Houston and
Main Ave.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Funeral Notices


FINK-Mrs. Captain Pleas B. Rogers Of
Fort Benning, Ga, arrived in San An
tonic this evening from Austin, accom-
panying the body OF her mother, Mrs
Clara Fink. to FL Paso, where the last
sad rites will be had. Captain and MIS-
Rogers were once stationed at Camp Ira
Wis, where Mrs. Fink visited them. Mrs.
Fink died at the Seton Infirmsry at Aus
tin last Sunday night after short III
ness. The Fink family has been promi-
nentIy identified with tho social and
business life Of Ell PRso since IT was a
village. IT is said that her husband,
the late w. W. Fink, was one OF the
first Americans who entered FL Paso on
a passenger train. The family has resided
there continuously ever since. Arrange
ments under direction Of Hagy & McCol-
,lum.
CAMPBELLl-Dieds September s, at I
D. M, Mr.. Lawson J. Campbell. aged
SIS years; native OF Georgia.; had lived in
San Antonio the past twenty years; sur
vived by two daughters, Mrs. F. NJ.
stephens of San Antonio, Mrs. @. II. Col
Inns OF Celina. Tex; two sons, c. h.
Campbell Of Macon. Ca, and a. G camp
bell OF Memphis. Tenn. Mr.. Campbell was
a member OF First Presbyterian church.
Funeral services win he held at the
chapel Of Hagy g. McCollum Thursday
at 1890 a. M, with interment In Mis-
sion Burial Park, Rev. T. II. Hill. pas
tor of First Presbyterian church, off
eiating. -
o'CON-Dled on Tuesday. septemb'.r Sth,
1925, Paula v. de OCon, beloved wife
of Jose O'Con, in her ilst year. ke'a-
tives and friends are invited TO attend
funeral services on Wednesday afternoon
1T 8 D. m. from the residence at. O:7
Monterey st. Surviving relatives are
her husband, two sons. Jesus and ia
sinto; two daughters. Raquel and Ce-
celia O'Con: and six brothers and sisters
all OF this city. Religious services from
San Fernando Cathedral. Rev. A. Tor
renty officiating. Interment in san
Fernando No. I Cemetery. Under the
direction Of Andrew Morales, funeral DE-
rector.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09
BUILDING PERMITS.

{. A. Sterling, flte-room DWELLING
Hartman: $4,000.
Lawrence Peak. five-room dwelling, T.
Ashhy: $500
William Stevens. ten two-room DWELL
lnES Monterey; $4,000.
Paula Q. Gonzales. sarage, Martini;
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09
East Craig Place-$7000
Broom. Sleeping Porch

A dandy extra large bungalow with
large living room, dining room. breakfast
room, two bedrooms and sleeping porch'
up-to- the-minute built-ins with fireplace,
built for a home on concrete foundation
seldom is such a home in good loca-
ton offered for the money asked. Owner
anxious to sell and is making sacrifice.
call or. 1925. Richey. Casey Gragg,
32l n St Mary's St.
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Huisache Avenue Corner
Groom Bungalow, $4,000

Both streets paved, lot CO hxl5O. a
lovely lawn and splendidly appearing
home, has three sleeping rooms, all mod
ern features and is in -first-class cOndi-
ton, located in the woodlawn section.
Call CT. ll25. Sales Dept, Rlchey, Casey
& GragE.
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NEAR SOMERSET ROAD
GLASS AVE.-S100 CASH
6 ROOMS

This cottage is practically new; six
good big rooms, with bath, toilet, lights,
back screened gallery, trunk room, ga
rage: best buy this part of city.
SALES DEPT. CONFESS REALTY CO..
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MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED
PRESS

Tho Associated Press is exclusively
entitled to the use for publication OF
all news dispatches credited TO II or not
otherwise credited in this paper ana also
that local news published herein: All
rights OF republication of special dis
patches herein are also reserved.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09
Pick of Alamo Heights
G Rooms-Corner-S5500

Beautiful white bungalow with lovely
lawn and flower garden, lot 6OXl5O on
the corner. north front. six large rooms
and breakfast room, splendid condition
beautiful floors, lovely interior finish
throughout all modern features. Call CT.
ll25. sales Dept. RIchey, Casey & Gragg.
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Laurel Hts. Bungalow

Seven rooms and sleeping porch,
two baths, front and back porch,
nice floors, paper and paint good,
garage for one car, two servants
room with bath. laundry with
bullt-in tub, place less than three
years old, built for home, party
leaving city and wants to sell. Call
Mr.. Glass.
FURNISH & FURNISH
6l6-23 Brady Bldg. Or. 1924
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: THE SAN ANTONIO LIGHT
CLASSIFIED AID RATES

Rate. g cents per word daily or sum
day. Fifteen word minimum ADVERTISE
ment.
-Four insertions for the price OF three.
Seven insertions for the price OF nve'
Ten insertions for the price OF seven.
Thirty insertions for the price Of
tuenty.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09
Laurel Heights

Dandy five-room bungalow. practically
new, lots Of built-ins, big closets, haru-
wood floors garage, etc; it's worth
more. but $3.50 buys 1t; 5000 cash, bal
ance easy. Miss Ruby Mae Cochran Tr.
714O.
FENNELL DIBRELL, TEXAS LAND.
h1O BRADY BLDG.
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3O7 Pershing Ave.

Located between the Country Club and Breckenridge
Park, beautiful home with hardwood floors, tile bath
and all conveniences
Must sell this week, owner leaving town. No trades
considered If you business will pay you to see
this place.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09
3 Rooms, Bath, 81. Porch
ONLY S27 Monthly

This beautiful little home located on
top high hill in northwest section of
city; three large rooms, hall, bath. and
screened porch; fOur-piece plumbing; neat
paper and electric fixtures; "hult-ins,"
etc. PAY RENT ON THIS HOME and
it will soon be yours. Call at once for
appointment.
l.. Z. FITE & co.
oOs Iosnva st Or. 464
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NEW YORK oFFICE-Psyne. Burns &
Smith, Inc, 247 Park Avenue.
CHICAGO OFFICE-G. Logan payne
Co., Tower Building.
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REAL ESTATE
Wanted-Real Estate
WANTED-VACANT 10,

WANTED-VACANT LOT
Located in Laurel Heights. on Beacon
CT. 3isi.
WANT to buy 1000 acres Of land In close
proximity to oil producing center or oil
well drilling region, give full particulars
and description Of location, township
railroad ana lowest price. Prefer to deal
with owners direct. Answer S. Cruso, 31s
Grand st., New York City.
CASH FOR YOUR COTTAGE
or bungalow: II we'll located and priced
low will pay cash: prefer propositions
under $4,000 submit full particulars to
3O1 Bedell Bidg. CT. 1917.
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Dandy Broom Home

Brand new. never been occupied,
located half block from car line,
convenient to schools and churches,
priced TO sell. will make the terms
right Call CT. si4i. Mr. Roark.
WOODLAND HILLS
IL acre, colonial BUNGALOW, five rooms
hardwood floors, breakfast nook, built
ms. French doors, near schools. Wood
lawn t6il-J.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09
Personal Loans
Loans In ANY Amour
Remedy for Indebtedness
Money Loaned Confidentially

$500 to $4,000 on autos. furniture
pianos. real estate and other collateral
EudOrsers not required. Loans repayabie
In weekly or monthly installments. Low
est rates Instant service.
REMEDIAL LOAN CO..
40 Brady Bldg. Crockett 1853,
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Laurel Heights

Two attractive five-room bungalows
servants rooms, garages, paved street
priced to sell. terms. owner, CT. 3lS2'
MnodlaWn 13b-M.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09

wANTED-Honest people who need
money loans from $50 to $500 on your
auto. furniture. plano, low rates charged.
easy payments.
sos Brady Bldg. ]. SLIDER. Or. 7ss
LOANS on autos. furniture, pianos, etc.
strictly confidential; we will call at your
house. $40 Frost Bank Bldg. CT, Ssss.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09
Farms-Ranches, Sale

HAVE more than 500 Texas farms and
ranches TO offer for sale and trade. p. L.
Crews, 7e6 Brady Bldg.
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Close-In South

Close-In South
Substantial two-story seven-room resi-
dence with all convcniences, servants
quarters, garages. 65-foot lot with ce-
ment curb and walks, Callaghan Ave,
THE SAN ANTONIO LOAN &
TRUST co.
Or. 400. 2l5 w Commerce St
TWO STORY residence. Denver Heights,
arranged as two five-room apartments
each, with bath, kitchen, porch, garage.
Owner Woodlawn 234S-W.
NOTICE, home lovers. 2 beautiful homes,
sell at sacrifice; ono North Side, one
South Side. owner. Tr. 1893.
FIVE-ROOM furnished home, hardwood
floors. all modern convenicnces. nicely
furnished including piano, price $500.
1913 Warwick Blvd. or. 1891.
ALAMO HEIGHTS-Beautlfu bungalow,
five rooms, sun parlor, tile bath, break
fast room, built-ins, all modern cOnven-
fences. very cheap, owner leaving town,
easy terms. ZIG Corona Ave. TT.
74lS-W.
FOR sALE-3OI2 Durango St, four
rooms, water. gas. lights. whites only,
Store, 1O17-19 Broadway.
NORTH SIDE rooms near car line;
breakfast nook, hardwood floors, terms
to suit buyer Owner. Mis-. 16SO-w.
LEAVING San Antonio in the near fu-
ture, 1 offer for sale on reasonable terms
my desirable residence in Alamo Heights
at 429 Cleveland court, corner Chichester
and Cleveland, one block east Of Broad
way. Charles H. Alvord, TT. 1886 or Cr
1855.
NEW bungalows, four and five rooms
all csnveniences and modern built-ins;
terraced lots paved street. owner Or.
mr. 2=QO
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-09

FOR QUICK SALE.
Ten acres off Blanco road; three rooms
and bath. Good well, electric lights
Phone owner ColfaN 2GF13.
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PROPHET |CNATZ
Says 8. 4. IS
CATS MEOW
Rat, Mice Catcher Insists
City Hasn't Begun
TO Grow Yet.

Rapid strides of progress in the
next five years VII reveal the aston
fishing fact that San Antonio has
never really begun TO grow.
This surprising etatemcnt has just
come from the lips of Honorable L.
natz, the city hall eat.
And such a prediction from Mr..
Ignatz. as he has been dubbed by city
hall employees. is considered a pretty
good barometer.
Well past middle age, this venerable
feline has been in the employ of the
city for number Of years.
He was appointed rat and mice
catcher under a previous aGminist:a-
ton.
SO efficient has been his wor,; that
the succeeding Li>yors have retained
his services.
"San Antonio IS growing longer,
wider and taller every day." Mr.. L.
natz declared.
1.-THE catrip crop this year VIII be
one Of the best oI record and VIII
pour many dollars into the city"
Mr.. Isnatz spoke favorabiy Of the
Chamber of Commerce drive to raise
quarter Of a m,;iion dollars to let
the world know that this city is the
cats meow.
"It's a forward step" he purred.
He intimated that soon he expected
to see the city take in Fredericis-
burg, Seguin and Pearscll in a mighty
wave Of expansion.
Its only matter of time" he
smiled, waving his tail with an air Of
CONTINUED on Page %, Part -
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'STEN0S' HOLD.
No LOVE FOR
BOSSES
"And We Wouldn't Marry
Them Either" Chorus
Business Men.

Il wouldn't marry him il he wer,
the last man on earth
Stenographers in San Antonio were
quick to snap back this reply when
asked if they wouldn't jump at the
chance to marry their employers.
But the bosses aren't pcrturbcd in
the least.
Il would let every woman in the
country start wearing cotton stockings
and sun bonncts again before ] would
agree to keep up my secretary for thu
remainder of my life one business
man exclaimed.
And. he can rest assured, he has 4
backing greater than any Red leade:
that ever set out TO dcthroae the ear
of Russia.
The objections proi'crcl by the
stenos are too numerous TO relate.
But the employer seems TO pick out
one outstanding fault with his bobbed
haired assistant.
ats the clothes she wears, or
rather. the clothes she doesn't wear,
that makes her presence desirable only
when there's work to be DONE" the
business man mourns.
"Still it wouldn't be so bad il she
would finish dressing while in her
room at home" he adds.
AS it stands now she gets off the
street car dressing, and keeps combing
her hair and fixing up until she
punches the time clock at 6 p. m.," it
is explained.
Gust about the time l start to die
tate a letter, she drops her comb or
vanity case, one employer ventured
to explain, "and by the time she
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-29
VICAR
263 Mefers-8:30 p. N.
Elephant Antics Friday
: TO 8 p. IN.

Super r adiophone station
VICAR goes on the air at $3.50
Thursday night with 8 program
by the San Antonio Postoffice
Band, under the direction Of Mr..
J. L. Meyers. Mr.. Meyers has
arranged an attractive band pro-
gram. interpreted vocal solos
and sextettes.
PROGRAM
March, Lets Co." BY the
band.
Schottisch, Birds in Brook"
by the band.
Three minute address b.
Postmaster p. G. Lucas.
Zypher solos by A. Baruner.
Vocal duet "Out Of the Dusk
10 You," by Miss Bessie Mann
and Miss Elizabeth Franz; Miss
Ina Buckner, accompanies.
Cornet solo, Bring Back the
Heart 1 Gave YOU" by Edwin
X. Foote, accompanied by the
band.
Vocal sextette, by the Sun
shine GIee Club.
Overture, Princess Of india
by the band.
Waltz, Love Eternal" by The
band.
"Saw-Buek Melodies" by
Reese and Jackson.
HArmonica solo, by T. e. Ed
ridge.
Overture, 1.-THE Iron Count"
by the band.
Vocal quartette, Sunshine Glee
Club.
Southern Memories" by the
band.
March, radio King" by the
band. ..,,
Auxiliary overture, Hsr-
monica. .,. %. .,;,ss.. 81
Call CT. 404f-X to c0mriuni-
cate with the station.
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gathers up all of the cosmetics in
cluded therein it's time to fill an
appointment or go to lunch
"No, sir, for my part. would
never wed my stenographer for j
would be afraid she would spend all
of her time dressing and not enough
in keeping house. Mr.. Business Man
concludes.
The reason one blond miss assert
ed she had no affection for her boss is
that he is "mean and waits until
nearly closing time TO dictate his
mall
And, too, he talks cross to his wife
whenever she wants him to help her
select hat" she added.
Other objections are that their
bosses don't like to dance, don't wan,
to lend them extra pencils, don't
want them to chew gum, etc.
But after all there must be an inner
friendliness existing between them.
For in hundreds of American homes,
Mr.. Business Mans better half is
Miss Ex-stenographer.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-29
TUNE YOUR SET
ON VICAR FOR
ELEPHANT
ANTICS
San Antonio Light Backs
Campaign to Name
Park Jumbos.
Tune in on the Elephant Antics.

Tune in on the Elephant Antics.
For that is what they are going to
be. The biggest radio stunt ever
staged in San Antonio.
At Z o'clock Friday evening the
announcer Of VICAR and the Ele-
plant Editor are going to open the
Elephant Fund drive officially on the
air.
Fun and frolic, jokes, music, every
thing that tends 20 make the ether
pulsate with laughter will be broad
cast, and the Elephant Antics is to be
weekly program, featuring San An
tonic schools and elephants.
Every schoolboy or girl in the city
wants TO get at his radio set or that
of his friend and be there when
VICAR takes the air for the Elephant
Antics from Z to s o'clock Friday
evening.
FUN FOR ALL.
But not only the students but
grownups will enjoy the antics, which
are a combination of programs of the
Merrie Old Chief, the Hired Hand,
the Lost Angels and of the other mer-
rymakers of the air.
Music for the occasion is to be ar
ranged by Otto Zoeller, supervisor Of
music in the schools. Jerome Zoeller
will be one Of the soloists.
Tune in for the Elephant Antics,
old and young, and remember that the
/ telephone number for the station is
Crockett 4041x.
And the Elephant Antics will held 10
raise the money. All schools are in a
contest to win the many prizes and
more will be said later about what
the prizes are to be.
The plan of the Elephant Fund con-
test is to raise the money to buy the
elephants at the park and give them
to the city in the name of the school
children of San Antonio. Already
quite a bit OF this money has been
raised and the campaign has been
started to bring it to a successful
conclusion by the holidays.
Each ten cents donated to the Ele-
plant Fund is good for one vote,
which can be credited to any of the
schools in the contest.