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Mrs. j. C. Martinez and Mrs. r. G.
Aten entertained at bridge Wednes.
day afternoon honoring Mrs. Henry
of Houston, Texas. The guest list
included Mesdames A. j. Roster,
| Carl Wagner, l. w. Dinsmore, Ray
Sundin, H. E. Dunlap, w. r. Daley,
! Chas. Vivion, Clarence Brimmer, F..
NJ. Johnston and the Misses Josephine
, and Frances Phelan.
Mrs. r. Barber and house guests,
Mr.. and Mrs. w. H.. Barber and
daughter Mary Elizabeth of Greeley,
Colo, left Wednesday for the Rendle
headquarters for a weeks outing.
Mrs. Katherine Phelan has beer
confined to her bed for a week suf-
fering from a case of grip.
Misses Georgiana and Eleanore
Rendle entertained a number of the
younger set at dinner Tuesday eve
ming.
Mrs. j. ]. Cullen entertained at a
theatre party Wednesday evening
honoring the Misses Charlton. Mrs,
Cullen's guests were the honor
guests, Misses Tress and Roselle
Charlton, Mr.. and Mrs. w, F. Nc
Dermott, Mr.. and Mrs. James Cullen,
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Cullen, Mrs. J,
A. Curry and Mrs. Mary Hoy.
Mrs. J. ]. Cullen is honoring her
aunts. Misses Tress and Roselle
Charlton, at a bridge tea this after,
J noon. Mrs. Cullen's guests will be
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through the Yellowstone National

through the Yellowstone National
Park.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Brimmer, and
Mr.. and Mrs. R. D. Newell spent
Sunday at the Freeland Land and
Cattle Co. rsanch bunting and fish
ing. al
Mrs. John Queaiy" of Elk Mt. spent
Tuesday in the city visiting friends.
Mrs. l. T. Murphy. Edmond Muir
ply, and Mary Jane and Catherine
inland returned to the city Saturday
from Elk Mt. where they spent sew
eral days visiting Mrs. John Quealy.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Mahoney, Frank
and James Mahoney and Mrs. JAMES
Curry spent Saturday and Sunday
from their ranch north OF Rawlins
Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Beeler, Misses
Mary and Helen Beeler are spending
the week in Denver visiting friends
and relatives.
Mrs. l.. Z. Armstrong and family
and Mr.. and Mrs. C. Ware left Mon
day for Salt Lake City. Mrs. Ware
was formerly Miss Beatrice Williams
of Denver and now is residing in
Salt Lake, Mr.. and Mrs. Ware have
been the house guests OF Mr.. and
Mrs. L. E. Armstrong for the past
two weeks.
DR.. Krampert and his mother Mrs.
F. Krampert spent Saturday and
Sunday in Casper visiting relatives.
Mrs. Chas. Cook formerly of Raw
Inns now living in Salt Lake is spend
ing several weeks in the city visit
ing at the home Of Miss Mary Hayes.
Mrs. Cooks many friends are glad
to see her back.
DR.. and Mrs. c.. w. Jeffrey left
Saturday for LanderStorattend the
American Legion convention.
Mrs. Ed. Hayes and her sister,
Mrs. Fritz, left for Denver Friday
and will spend a week there shopping
and visiting friends. 4
Miss Mary Hayes and Josephine
Baiers. Mrs. Baiers and Will aid
Catherine Hayes motored to the j. %.
ranch, Sunday.
Miss Esther Albright has as her
house guest Miss Alma Sanders of
Cheyenne. 81
Reverend Father Schellinger is
spending several days in Denver this
week.
Mrs. John Baker is spending her
vacation in Denver. ,
Mrs. Geo. Franks returend Tues
day from a several days trip in Den
yer.
The Washington times., 1925-03-10
TvVIC, PIERCING EAR,
FELLS ROAD FOREMAN

ELWooD. N. j., March 1O-A
delicate operation on the right ear
Of George Cassett, road foreman.
will probably save his hearing, fol.
lowing one OF the most unusual ac-
cidents ever recorded in this section.
The operation was performed by
Doctor Coulter G.. Charlton, in his
Atlantic City office.
Cassell was cutting down brush
along the Weekstown road when
a twig snapped off and pierced his
right ear drum. The man fell and
lay helpless until Dick" Cc''ier,
bruins, of Wyona and party Of
hunters passed by. Cassell was un.
able to stand on his feet, his equi-
librium having been shattered by
the nerves Of the ear which con-
troll the human balances.
The helpless man was rushed TO
the office of Doctor Harold Weeks
of Egg Harbor, who learning the
details Of the accident, recommend.
ed a hasty trip to Doctor Charlton
of Atlantic City.
The Washington times., 1925-03-10
CITY OF Hop"
NEEDS FUNDS
BADLY
Sufferers From tuberculosis
From All Parts Of U. S.
Cared for BY Jews
InternaslopAl News Service.

Los ANGELES, March 1o.--At
che foothills OF the majestic Sierra
MAdre Mountains. where the old
sante Fe trail winds its narrow
path among the groves of golden
oranget. is the white ''city Of
hope
Here are 40 sufferers from tu-
berculcsis from all parts of the
United States cared for BY the
Jewish Consumptive Relief As
ISOLATION.
The association was born OF
tragedy in 1912. when two young
men. suffering from the dread dis
ease, came to Les Angeles seeking
health. Their problem paved the
way for the founding Of the home.
Today the association faces q de-
ficlt Of more than s76.oo0 Plans
are now being made to raise funds
% meet this debt and to establish
= fund to operate the associations
''city in the future.
y Almost So day is required prop
erly to care for each patient. The
total expense per patient, including
building maintenance. is close to
s. daily.
Many patients at the association
home have been discharged as
cured.
Sixty.nine cities have been rep
resented at the hope city since
BE founding.
The Washington times., 1925-03-10
POLICE CHIEFS MONEY
GETS OHIO MAN DRUNK

LIMA, Ohio, March 1O.-Getting
drunk on Police Chief Lanker's
money is the unique experience Of
Grant Smith, forty.eight, farmer.
Released from city prison, Smith
was presented with a dollar bill by
Chief Lanker, who urged him to
"straighten up and 80 to work"
Becoming fatigued in his quest for
work Smith invested the dollar in
a bottle OF stimulant. The thirst
quencher kicked him into a ditch
where police found him.
The Washington times., 1925-03-10
PROFESSOR|AL
SWEET TOOTH
STRONG
Candy Booth at California U.
Well Patronized Before
Lectures
BY MILLER HOLLAND,
international News Service.

BERKELEY, Calf, March TO-
The academic sweet tooth is a
reality.
Candy plays quite an important
part in the scheme of things at the
University OF California, here in
Berkeley.
"A bite of candy before giving a
lecture" is the maxim of not a
few professors.
Miss Jane Argall, In charge Of
the candy booth at the University
of California, is the authority for
the above revelation.
Sure, they're just like kids"
Miss Argall Gays, speaking of the
'profs always having to nibble
on something"
According to Miss Arsell, the
professors are particularly fond OF
minis. Once. in d while she sells q
package of chewing gum to one OF
them, but as rule professors do
not possess the all.American habit
of chewing gum.
students who plan to become
teachers are not studying the right
courses" according to Mrs. May
L.. Cheney, appointment secretary
of the University of California.
Too many of them take up sui :
jects for which there il little, II
any, demand"
Although we have more stu
dents than positions Mrs. Cheney
declares, I'VE cannot fill the de
naafld for teachers, because many
! Of our students cannot teach tbs
subjects for which there 10 a do.
n1and."
Teachers Scarce.
During the nine months from
March / to December /, 1924. Mrs.
Cheney says. the largest demand
was for teachers of elementary
schools.
Mrs. Cheney's statistics follow:
For junior and high-school teacn
ers there were ninety calls, with
an equal number of calls for ply.
steal education teachers.
Eighty-six calls for teachers of
English and 1O1 for teachers of
English who could also teach other
subjects; sixty-nine for commercial
subjects alone and fourteen with
other subjects; thirty-Tline for music
alone and twenty-four with other
subjects; fifty for home economic
courses and twenty-five for this
branch and others; thirty-twO for
science and thirty.three with other
subjects; thirty.five for history and
thirty-seven with other courses;
thirty-three for mathematics and
thirteen with other subjects;
The Washington times., 1925-03-10
THREE SENATE CONTESTS
PUT UNDER INVESTIGATION

Investigations into three Senator
ial contests. resulting from last
November's election. win be con-
Quoted this summer by the Senate
elections committee under authority
granted by the Senate today.
{ The contests were filed against
Senator Brookhart, Rep.) of Iowa,
by Daniel F. Steck. defeated Demo.
erat; against Senator Schall, Rep.)
of Minnesota, by ex-senator Mag
nus johnson, F-Ll and against
Senator Sam G. Bratton. Dem.) of
New Mexico, by ex-senator Holrne
o. Bursum, Republican.
The contest against Brookhart
provoked Senatorial comment.
II believe this investigation is
unnecessary, observed Senator
Reed, Dem) Of Missouri. 'AII his
Republican colleagues need to do
is to meet and expel him from the
Senate just as they expelled him
from their party"
The Washington times., 1925-03-10
is SOUGHT IN
MYSTERY PLOT

VI Los
Angeles, is
recovering
after drinking
: strychnine
from a bottle
supposed to
have been
sent to her by
her physician.
A fictitious
phone call
from her
nurse cor
roborated the
prescription.
Failing in this
attempt on
her life, the
conspirators
sent her a
letter of
warning in
which they
threatened to
/" get her
next time.
The Washington times., 1925-03-10
Ex-'FoLLIES' GIRL GETS
VERDICT IN JEWEL CASE

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. March
1O.-EveIyn Faris Bennett, former
ziegfeId Follies star, has been
awarded $4,s25 in Circuit Court
here against the Ocean Accident
and Guaranty Company, OF London,
England, as a result OF loss CT
iewelry and other valuables stolen
from her home in Huntington, l.. l.,
in December, 1923.
Following the trial, Mrs. Ben.
nett denied statements in a deposi.
ton by William s. Gill, New York
newspaper man and her former
husband, declaring that 1t was FUR
nished to the insurance company
for the purpose of injuring her.
The Washington times., 1925-03-10

twenty-seven for agriculture and
four with other subjects.
The Washington times., 1925-03-10

twenty-seven for agriculture and
four with other subjects.
Many Go Abroad
In addition, there were twenty.
one calls for senior high.school
principals and sixteen for elemen
tary school principals.
The above fields represent the
largest demand for teachers during
the past few years, Mrs. Cheney
states, and in this connection. she
urges students to acquaint them
selves with what is demanded and
prepare to study subjects which
will meet the requirements.
Speaking Of teachers in the for
Aign field, Mrs. Cheney declared
that last year q total Of 146 Cali
fornia teachers went to China
Cuba, Alaska, Hawaii, the Philip
pine, Islands, Porto Rico and
Yucatan.
The Washington times., 1925-03-10

Gas sOld for about
$500 per 1000 cubic
feet InheH this company
Was ehavte1ed by Con.
gvess in 1873. Today
the price IL 500 per
1000 cubic feet.
The Washington times., 1925-03-10
FoIIies Girl Weds

NEW YORK, March 1O.-LoiG
Wilde, Of ST. Petersburg, Fla, a
member OF the chorus of the Zieg.
field ''Follies," was married to Les.
lie Major Sheriff, Of GEORGE Oh
sens band, also playing in the
'Follies." The ceremony was per.
formed by the Reverend Doctor s.
Parkes Cadman at the Central Con-
gregational Church, Brooklyn.
The Washington times., 1925-03-10
Presidents Engagements

9:45--Alfred p. Thorn.
10:O0-Senator Norbeck, South
Dakota.
10:10-Senators Bingham and
Mclean of Connecticut.
10:20-G. Logan Payne.
10:30-Cabinet.
12:00-Washington correspond
entS.
12:15-ExecutiVe committee of
the Gridiron Club.
12:20-Congreksman Thatcher
of Kentucky, M ajor
Washington l.. Adams
and Herbert Stone.
12:30-Secretary Of Interior
Work, Commissioner of
Indian Affairs Burke
and party Of Sioux In
dams.
The Washington times., 1925-03-10
Oil in Iuooslavia

LONDON, March 10.--An oil
gusher has been discovered in
Jueo- Slavia by Russians headed by
AZ. Baskakoff, a petroleum export,
said a dispatch to the Morning
Post from Belgrade.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08
WHY LADD'S DEATH is
BLOW TO LIBERALS

In the death of Senator Ladd,
the insurgent movement lost Yer,
much more than his individual vote
though that, on the present line
up, is serious enough.
Senator Ladd, though cor1;rg
from North Dakota, the very center
Of the EXTREMIST Townley radical
ism, was himself an educated, steady
headed, practical man, who con
tributed an element of stability
which the movement greatly needed.
He was a college professor, who
believed that the economic situa'
ton Of the farmers Of his state justi-
fled the government going into bust
ness enterprises to help them
In this sense, he was a radical.
But he would not have beel capa-
bic of the rash financial pyramiding
of Towuleyism, which tinally
brought its own institutions topping
on its head.
He had the confidence Of bis peo-
nile and the respect Of his colleagues
and the nation.
When he committed the politici-
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08
DEMOCRACY, EVEN IF ALL
ARE NOT EQUAL.

Twenty-siX privates in the army
are admitted to West Point, to be
educated as officers.
That is true democracy; though
not the sort that would satisfy the
political demagogue, in civil life.
1t is a priilege, not for all the
privatos. hut for the few with eXcep-
tional ability and energy.
All have equal opportunity to get
il, on the same terms, but it is
known that these are terms which
only C. few can meet.
These few must have received, or
had the energy to give themselves,
unusual education, and they must
satisfy unusual tests Of natural abil-
ity.
This recognition that men are not
BY nature equal, and that the pro
eress Of al depends mostly on Tho
accomplishments of the few best o.
them, is really democratic.
But not all ~ those who pirate Of
democracy dare confess it, na-lll =
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08
NEW ERA

Mr.. and Mrs R. P. Parker enter
tanned their friends and neighbors
with a fish fry at their home July
4th.
Mr.. and Mrs. Douglas Freeman
and children, of Americas, spent the
week end here with her grandmoth-
er, Mrs. Mary Gvles.
Mrs. w. A. Parker returned
home Sunday after spending three
weeks with her sister, Mrs. NJ. C.
Harris near Huntington.
Mrs. j. A. Clements and daugh-
ter, Florence, of Americas, spent
last week with her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. H. j. Morris.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bernard Bradley
entertained with an ice cream sup
per Saturday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. 0. Morris spent
the week end with his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. II. j. Morris.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Mayo, of DAME,
Fla, returned to their home Mon
day after spending a week here
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. E.
w. Parker.
Mr., and Mrs. Jim Martin, Of
Mitchell Company, spent the week
end here with their cousins, Mr.. and
Mrs. NJ. NJ Martin and Mr.. and
Mrs. B. A. Parker.
Mr.. and Mrs, A. H. Harden spent
Sunday with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. E. W. Parker.
Mrs. r. P. Parker spent Sunday
with Mrs. II. A. Parker,
Mrs. NJ. C. Veal spent Saturday
with her sister, Mrs. A. B. Cary in
Americas.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08
TOM
8 SIMS
\GY1/ SXYS

By the time you find the needle
in the haystack it is rusty and use
less.
Many 4 man keeps his nose to the
grind5tone so his wife can turn hers
up at the neighbors.
Tie who plays the horses NAV
find he is the victim of horse play.
Lots of lips just made to kiss are
made over again just after.
A dictionary is what you use when
you can't think of what to use in
place of a word you can't spell.
You ca railways spot a man who
drinks coffee out of a saucer be
cause he spots himself.
An honest man frequently finds
occasion to call himself a liar.
Many father can't be stylish be-
cause his grown son doesn't wear
out his clothes quick enough.
When ma II goes to the dogs
many Of his friends bark at him.
The young people of today are
lazy chiefly because they are the
young people Of last night
The man who says honesty is the
best policy never tried telling an
ugly girl how she looked
These are stirring tines and you
must keep stirring if you expect TO
have any time at all.
Fashion demands slim people. Fat |
ones can reduce by talking to those
Who make them sick.
Among the books with unhappy |
sndings are check books /
When you can't swat a fly chase
he little fellow until he laughs him
elf to death.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08
OTHER DAYS IN AMERICUS

export who has been i'll with ty-
pboid fever Tor six weeks, was re-
ported yesterday.
The reputation acquired by the
Americas Gun Club for arranging
and conducting the most successful
trap shooting contests of any city
in the state renders it place Of
interest among the men behind the
fun, the best of whom in the Uni
ted States have been here in re
cent years.
The new pews for First Metho-
dist church renders that handsome
now edifice well nigh complete.
Only a few finishing touches are to
be added.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08
KELLOCG'S RESULTS ARE
GOOD, ANYHOW

Perhaps it was only a coincidence,
but Secretary Kellogg's tart state
ment and President Gales saucy re-
ply were promptly followed by ex-
actly the steps which Gales said il
was none of our business whether ne
took or not.
The Mexican budget is balanced,
provision is made to meet foreign
engagements, and $50.0O0,000 in
bonds are authorized, to pay for
land taken by the agrarians.
If these bonds have good security
the best security would be the
land itself-the question is settled
so far as the action of the central
government can go.
And it would not be a rash guess
that Secretary Kcllogg's insistenco
had something to do with hasten,
ing it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08
LEGAL AID NO. 852
NOTICEi

The Huntington school district
and the Anthony school district
having been consolidated into one
school district to be known as
Huntington School District and a
petition, Directing to said consolida-
ton, having been presented in ac-
cordanco to law, notice is hereby
given that an election will be held
on Saturday, July 25, to determine
whether said consolidation shall con-
tinue in force. Only qualified
voters are entitled to vote and they
must live within the said CONSOLE
dated school district. The election
will be held at Huntington at the
usual voting place. This Esd day
Of June, 1925.
L. T. MOORE,
County School Supt
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08
E DIT RIAL s

Human intelligence is not the
only sort.
Chimpanzees, subjected to human
intelligence tests, show definitely
human thinking, but a very low
grade of it.
A man with as little intelligence
could scarcely take care of himself
while the apes take care Of them-
selves, in their native environment,
very we'll indeed.
The reason, of course, is that in
acquiring little human intellig-
ence, they have also retained a large
measure of that animal intelligence
which man has mostly lost.
Going lower down the scale, the
monkeys have only a little human
intelligence, and most of the ami
mails practically none.
A man with as little human In
telligence as a squirrel would be a
low-grade idiot, completely helpless.
The squirrel, on the contrary, is a
very capable and indeFndcmt cca-
ture.
And the bee, maintaining a com
pick social organization and meet
ing difficult problems with fore
sight and skill, has, by all tests, no
human intelligence at all
We stand at the summit Of crea-
ton, in our particular sort of in
telligence, and it is no doubt tie
highest sort. But it is not the only
sort, and in gaining much of it, we
have also lost much of something
else.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08

ans only objectionable sin, by b2lt-
ing 5he ticket, of course he hal to
be communicated; but his course
in the senate itself had asoued 10
personal hostility.
He contributed to the insurgert
movement, not the brilliant magnet
ism of La FolIetta, but a sanity and
soundness which it vita'Iy needed.
His successor is likely 10 be other
less representative or les sound
than he was.
Either way, his lo@s wll be FELT,
by the nation as Wei as /: the az
rarian movement.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08
{. II Rlll1L'N3T$;]l'G'liEEEc)
rNAofa k7lll HEZE051

I've helped the wife do Dishes and Pve helped her mop
and Clean To grant her wants and wishes have been right
the We've cleaned the yard and cellar till we've had
them locking fit The role Pve played stellar-Now Pm
stumpcd, must admit
WI kindly tell me how you iron the weekly
clothes The task, by choice, befe and me- good
ness knows thought goud be surprising laid them
the shelf, but I'm realizing that just surprised myself
oned and lett no traces of burned spot showing through In
fact The bulk of flat work easy task for But! try
iron the fancies. Wow That's something else again.
The little frs and Iaces that found daughters dress,
se"ed in funny places and ironed them I'll
gladly do the dishes, but at ronngneer again. VIII
tell the missus, that's job for grown-up men.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08
THIRTY YEARS AGO TODAY

! (Fro,, Tho Tinoe- Pocordor T,,i,,
| 1Qo5N 10y
Sundav,s Ti,,,os Pocordor b,iofl,,
mentioned the fact +bat . dorL1o
woddinr of intorost - ,,'oo,, ~ '6 6na =
aricns would talo rIooo Vow sna,,
Fvo,,, ono r,os -, tbo en-; ,,;,,o 49,
lo,r, who +ho biab onn+rao+;ao, ,,o.
Hoe wcro and vhon w., oa,1v :, "a
affornoon two dotbino +oan,s +,,r,,
cd into tho road Ioad;ro - cn,;tl
,rno tho ,,vstor,, ,,,as so1,,od Oao
bI1oov was occnniod nv NJ Frad
c,r,,,'l.. -, ar. U7,,1oT p.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
Monday, no paper published.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TO-DAY
(From The TimesRecorder, July

(From The TimesRecorder, July
3, 1860
A farmer here, it is said, sold his
entire cotton erop yesterday for 10
and IL cents to be delivered in the
fall. Any decline holds no tcrrors
for him.
Mrs. Emmett L. Murray and chill
dren are erending some time with
relatives in Thomaston.
Misses Maggie and Yonah Buc-
hanan have returned home from a
pleasant visit of a few days 10
friends in Dawson.
A rather unfavorable change in
the condition Of Mr.. James A. Dave
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08

A summer resort is a place where
mosquitoes start in just where the
flies leave off.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08

A man can't talk with his mouth
A man can't talk with his mouth
full of hairpins, but a woman can't
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08
EDIT RIAL 8

pect others to think well of us.
Go where you viii in Florida and
you will ind a Florida booster.
Every man, woman and child
believes in Florida-and tells
you so. At the railroad station
in a Florida town is this sign:
If you don't believe in Blank
vile, remember there are is
trains leaving here every day.
IN Amcricas physician stop
ped in crossroads Florida
town the other day for gasoline.
a little boy came out to fill his
tank. What's your BUSINESS"
asked the boy. I'm an auto
mobile salesman, iokingly an
Swered the doctor. Well,
there 5 the finest opening in the
world right here for an auto
man, said the boy. 1 was
Joking, son, I'm a DOCTOR" re-
Piled the physician. The little
fellow came back in a hurry
That's all right, we sure do
need a good doctor around
here.
There's a valuable point in
The above for Georgia - and
Americas. If we can see it, and
practice the logic of the little
boy, both the state and this city
will in time enjoy measure of
prosperity never before known.
We must believe in Georgia
and in Americus before we can
reasonably expect others to be-
lieve in US.
Don't forget that about the
best thing a donkey does is
KICK and BRAY.
Many people who went to sch2o
can't prove it.
Electric lights last longer # Ec,,t
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08

Byrl Shockley of Florida, spert
Sunday with Leonard and Loda
Youngblood.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-08

The RELIEF OF THE NEAR EAST" IS
WORRYING AUNT FANNY BUZZ TERRIBLY
AND she DOES Hope THAT A Shower
FOLLOWED BIZ A Cool WAVE, IS ON THE
WAY IF ALL SHE READS is CORRECT
THOSE DOWN EAST FOLKS MUST Be
SUFFERING SOME THING TERRtBLe4-