Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1925-11-21
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PHILOSOPHY
By Uncle bud.

OAANAE 1u4 says LIES cause
lots of trouble but the same is true
Of unpleasant truths. The average
man can stand liberal amount of
physical pain but there are few who
can stand criticism"
Silence often speaks louder than
words.
A great many failures have their
future behind them.
Time flies-except when one is
waiting for q long distance phone
call
When the door Of business sue
cess is locked, advertising is the
key that viii unlock it,
1t is mighty hard to get some
thing for nothing but mighty easy
to get nothing for something.
One man can get rich quick
through the help Of few thou
sands of people who want TO do so.
Why is it that the average re-
former looks as though little of
his own remedy might be good for
him?
An optimist is a fellow who i'm
AGNES he can win on the board of
trade; pessimist is fellow who
has tried it,
There appears to be only one
cure for the speeder-that is to
plant him "out where the weeping
willows weep"
1t is all right to know when to
20 ahead but il comes in mighty
handy occasionally to know when
and how to back up.
Game fish are disappearing, ac-
cording to the news dispatches.
But the sliekers find the sucker
supply shows no decrease.
Jim Jimpson says that most Of
the marked highways are pretty
fair but that the one marked DE
tour" needs lots Of fixirg.
Many a man has his eye fixed
on distant opportunity and fails
TO see dozen that are in his i'm
mediate vicinity in the present.
Doctors and burglars are both
in favor of one thing and do not
hesitate to advise people accord
ingly. That is to sleep with win
dow open.
Pat and Mike were talking of =
mutual friend and Pat said. Sure
an Terence is wurrkin' himself to
dith. An It's all beeuz he's short
soighted." Mike thought mo-
ment and then said: AN what
in the divvle has short-soighted-
ness got to do with ut?" "Bedad. .
answered Fat, hes wurrkin on
a shovehn' gang and he can't see
whittier or not tn boss is lukin-
so he has to kape shoveliu' all tn
toImew
A little drop of printers ink
Spread Ger q sheet of paper
Wan make thousand buyers think
and 10 your wigwsm caper.
Oh, seek the printer man today
FA A4 him htsa e., 40
1t won't 81 long until you'll say
That advertising paid you
In "A city not thousand miles
from here, the forces in favor of 4
rigid enforcement of the Volstead
law We're staging s big parade.
A prominent business man of the
town was somewhat surprised to
see his young son come into the
office, clothed In discreputabIe
looking suit and wearing neither
shoes nor stockings. Upon being
asked what he was doing up town.
the boy answered that he had been
carrying q sign in the parade The
father asked, What paradeg" II
swer, but here is the sign" And
you can imagine the business mans
feelings when he read. my Dad
Patronlzes Bootlegger. I've Got No
Shoest'
COFFEE
The steak they serve you may
be done to just the right degree
sweet-savored Juice from it NAV
run and il may tender be; but if /
the coffee is frost--as coffee Oft /
times ls-no matter what the din /
ner cost you'll vote that it's 4 /
whizz. And yet. perchance. some
other day steak they'll serve 10