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Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-27

ow bride. 81 have been saving
them as surprise for you! Come
out, children!"
Out they leapcd from behind the
door, where they had been hiding
six, eight, ten twelyo-forty leyen
all together.
My! What-what-what 4 love
~ lot of little rabbit children!D cx-
claimed Uncle W.ggilv, ands he was
much surprised. But I like them! "
he cried. 81 just love them, -3urse
Jane, set places for all of my new
bunnies. They were Mrs. Jumps,
but now they are mine! "
Hello. new Daddy!" cried the
little boy and girl rabbits to I'm
Gle Wiggily, and they kissed him
and hugged him. And then, all of
a sudden, Whom Uncle Wiggily was
passing his wife "A piece of the wed
ding cake, made of turnips and
cabbages, ali Of a sudden, the bun
ny gentleman felt sharp pain in
ono leg under the table.
"Oh, Ouch. Wowch!' he cried,
jumping up. +" Has the Woozic
Wolf come TO my wedding break
fast TO bite met"
40, Uncle Wiggily-I mean
Daddy" cried Nipper, ono Of the
new little boy rabbits. "a Wolf
Gidn t bite you. I-now-I just
happened to stick pin in your
leg!"
"You stuck n pin in my iegn'
cried the surprised Mr. Longcars.
"What for?"
"I-now-I wanted TO see if the
pin was sharp" answered Aipper.
"And ! guess it cause you
jumped like anythiug!'
"Nippcr Nipper, that was very
naughty Of you!" said his mother.
"Please don't do it again. VIII
you forgive him this time, Wig
gy?" and again she kissed Mr..
Longears.
"tm-cr-O, yes, IN forgive
Ljm." said the bunny gentleman,
aud then he laughed. and so did I'm
clc Butter.
And if the umbrella docen I 80
for a walk in the rain and gets its
ribs wet II tell you next about
Uncle Wiggily's shower bath.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-27
THREATEN PARI-
MUTUAL BETTING
IN OHIO TODAY
by United Press Leosed wire

COLUMBUS, Ohio, April 27.-
Pari-mutucl betting on the horse
races at Bculah Park was threaten
ed today.
In AN opinion handed down at the
request Of Sheriff Gump, County
Prosecutor John Il. King held the
sale Of the pari wutuel tickets is
gambling and therefore Illegal
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-27
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
Auril 27. 1910

Guests of DR.. and Mrs. il. H..
Powers are Mr.. and Mrs. c. o..
Gruwell of Billings, Montana.
Edgar Brothers have delivered a
twenty horsepower engine to the
Witherow Brothers for use on their
ranch in the North End Water Dis
trict.
"A. l.. Bliss is making extensive
improvements on his $40 acre ranch
directly north of town.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-27
Looking Backward
What the Press Files Tell of
Imperial Valley for This Date
in Past Years
NINETEEN YEARS AGO
AnriI OT 1QAG

S. j. Ulrey brought in n carload
of horses this morning, having
bought them at Pomona
George A. Long has rented the of
flee building of T. p. Banta and
C. II. Bradshaw will have charge of
the office. \ general business of
buying live stock will be conduct
ed.
II. Il. Gill went to Santa Ana to
day for the week end.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-27

Chicago expects to have 6,600,000 people by 1850
ANYBODY but Chicagoan who has ever trodden CHI
cago sidewalks driven Chicago streets or ridden IN
Chicago cars has some idea however inadequate, of
how dreadful that will be.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-27
THE WEATHER

los ANGELES AND VICINI-
TY-Partly cloudy tonight and
Tuesday with moderate temperature.
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA =
Fair tonight and Tuesday except
foggy along the coast in early
morning.
Imperial Valley press., 1925-04-27

An Alabama wO.han has triplcts,
mother aud babies doing nicely,
even !: i is : little old fa.hioasd
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
Pocon1oke High Soccer
Team Defeats Stockton

The Pocomoke High school Soccer
team showed up well in its game with
Stockton High last week, and if the
score is an evidence of strength on the
part of the locals, then they stand a
good chance of making a bid for the
championship.
The ball was kept in the visitors
territory throughout the game; only
at intervals did roll up to the home
goal, and then it was sent spinning
back. The guard at the posts had
little to do to defend his position.
The score was to in favor of Po-
comokc. This year there has been a
little change made in the method OF
counting-a goal registering rs two
instead of one as heretofore; and a
penalty kick counting one point. The
number of goals, therefore, made by
the Pocomoke boys was ;. There
seems to be good material on the local
team, and with training they should
lead the county.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
Eastern Shore County
Commissioners Meet

The annual meeting Of the Associa-
ton of County Commissi oaers of the
Eastern Shore was held at Centre
vile Monday at the Court House.
Forty-eight commissioners and road
inspectors attended the session.
The assembly was opened at 10 A.
NJ, with greetings to the delegates by
John A. Baker, president of the Coun-
ty Commissioners of Dorchester.
Cooperation, the relation of the To-
cal press to county government, road
machinery and road cooperation We're
discussed. Luncheon was served at
the Hotel Alexander,
The afternoon session was marked
by two discussions. The subjects con-
sidcred were "Shall Sheritfs Receive
Fees or SalarieS?" and care County
Agricultural Commissioners Assets in
the Lite of the County?"
Charles l.. Mason, Commissioner
from Pocomoke CITY, was present at
the meeting.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
Auction Sale
OF VALUABLE
Personal Property

BY virtue of competent authority,
we will offer for sale at public auction
to the highest bidder, on
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31st, 1925
at or about the hour of $50 o'clock P.
NJ, on the Wilson lot at the corner of
Market and Front streets in Pocomoke
City, Maryland, the following person
al property:
One bay mule, grey horse, / yell
low COW, mine prop cart, double
horse wagon, single plows, potato
planter, PROV marker, suits of
work harness, , riding cultivatorS, /
horse cart, , walking cultivators. |
double pillow.
Terms of Sale-CASH.
MASON BROS.
John S. Melvin, Auctioneeer.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
GIVES BRIDGE PARTY
FOR BRIDE And GROOM
Mrs. William Bennett Entertains In
Honor Of Miss Clara Coston
And Mr.. Edward Pate

On Thursday evening, Octoncr 18th,
Mrs. William Bennett entertained at
Elidre IN nonor OF Miss Cla!a Costen
and Edward Pate, whose wedding took
pace this week.
There were twelve tables of Bridge
and Cl%..t pr,les were aWardcd--Cne
to Miss Costcn and one to MIR. Pate,
as guests OF honor; highest score to
Miss Mabel Davis and Kenneth Lew
is, second highest score TO Mrs. Claude
Davis and Stewart Fitzgerald; and
third to Mrs. Mccall and Hartley
Stevens, Jr.
Just before refreshments huge
wedding cake decorated on top with
miniature bride and groom was plac-
Ell before the bride. This was cut and
Miss Myrtle Ashbum found the ring;
Norman Polk, the penny; and Miss
Evelyn NAPLES, the thimb!e.
Those present were as follows: Mr..
and Mrs. Erand Etchinson, Mr. and
Mrs. Claude Davis, Mr.. and Mrs. God
frey Child, Mr.. and Mrs. f. Wilfred
Ross, Mr.. and Mrs. Hartley Stevens,
Jr., Mr.. and Mrs. Mark Callahan, Mr.
and Mrs. Wrendo Goodwin, Mr.. and
Mrs. Norris M. Young, Mr.. and Mrs
Russell Matthews, Mr.. and Mrs. Allen
Schoolield, DR.. and Mrs. II, |. Givens
Misses Clara Costen, Rosemary
Stevens, Mildred NAPLES, Evelyn
NAPLES, Sara Scott, Josephine Costcn
Emily Stevenson, Mabel Davis, Vir-
ginia Spence, Mccall, Myrtle Ash
burn, Isabelle Veasey.
Edward Pate, Norman Polk, Scott
Porter, Kenneth Lewis, of Parksley
Stewart Fitzgerald and Robert Grant
of Princess Anne; Ralph Mason OF
Newark; John Stevens, T. A. Werntz
Duval Sherwood, Walter Evans.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
FORMER POCOMOKIAN
WEEDS IN WILMINGTON
Earl T. Picken Marries Miss Ruth
Cathcart. Will Make Home
In Philadelphia

4 pretty home wedding was Solem-
and Mrs. William Bush, 1925 Della
ware avenue, Wilmington, when Miss
Ruth Cathcart, daughter Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Joseph X. Cathcart, $50 Ta,nall
street, became the bride OF Earl Il.
ficken, formerly of pocomokc City.
The bride is 4 popular member of the
younger set and Mr. Pickcn who is
now u resident of Philadelphia, is en-
ployed by the Budd Automobliv SUppiy
Company.
The ceremony was performed by
Rev. Robert Bel, vicar of Old SwedeS
L E.Church. The bride wore gown
OF white crepe de chine, trimmed with
lace insertions. Her all white cos
tune was enhanced by g tulle veil, and
she wore white silk gloves and white
slippers and stockings. Her large
bouquet of pink roses was the con-
trasting note of the attire. Her neck
lace was of pearls.
The bride entered the room to the
strains of the Lohengrin wedding
march and took her place beside the
bridegroom before the hearth in the
parlor. After the nuptials, wedding
supper was served and Mr.. and Mrs
Picken spent the night at the Hotel
du Pont, going from there to Frank
lin City, Va, where they spent their
honeymoon. They plan to make THEN
home in Philadelphia.
Mr.. Pcken is former resident of
Pocomoke City, being son of the
late Andrew Picken, Jr.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
PARSLEY, VA, NEWS

Miss Saarh Pate was in Baltimore
last week.
Mrs. S. j. Downing and Mrs. Har-
lem Johnson, of Baltimore, and Nh.
Lewis T.. .Iervey of Richmond arc the
guests OF Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Giles
pie.
Mrs. l.. 7. Walter and daughter,
Margaret, are spending q few days in
Hebron, Md, this week.
Miss Hazel Gordy spent Saturday
in Norfolk.
Mrs. j. D. Starr, of Greenbackville,
is with her daughter Mrs. r. L. Phil
lips.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. G. Matthews mot
ored to Richmond and Washington
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. l.. Northam and
children spent the weekend with Mr..
and Mrs. j. H. Northam.
Miss Anna Margaret Eaton, student
of University of Delaware, Newark,
Del, spent the weekend with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. A. Eaton. She
was accompanied by Miss Marion
Smith and Mr.. James Smith, also of
Newark.
Mr.. S. +. Parks, of Chester, Pa, is
spending some time with his mother.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Coona,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. Northam and grand
son, Thomas Young, and Mr.. and Mrs.
John D. Parks and children, Mildred,
and William, attended the Railroad
Veterans outing at Yorktown, Va, on
Wednesday.
Mrs. Frank Lewis spent last week
in Newport News, Va.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. j. Causey spent
Sunday at Keller.
Mr.. William Colona was in Sails
bury this week.
MIR. and Mrs. A. S. Byrd have re-
turned home after spending some time
IN Baltimore, Md.
Mrs. G. w. Horner and daughter,
Elsie, of Cape Charles, are with her
mother, Mrs. Sallye Hickman.
Messrs. l.. w. Collins and John ID.
Hall arc attending the State Council
meeting of the Jr. o. U. A. NJ, at
Stanton, Va, this week.
Mrs. Mary Tignall, of Onancock, is
the guest of Mrs. j. H. Hopkins.
Mr. and Mrs. C. L. Dickinson of
Crisfield, Md, were the guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Eaton last week.
Miss Miriam Holland has returned
home from visit with relatives and
friends in York county, Pa.
Nh. and Mrs. C. f. Balton have re-
turned to their home in Richmond af-
ter spending sometime at the home
of their daughter, Mrs. A. S. Byrd.
Mrs. Thomas r. Young was in Balti-
more, this week.
Mrs. Charlotte Gordy has returned
to her home in Pocomoke City having
spent sometime with her son Mr.. l..
&c. Gordy.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
Francis A. Merit, Age
SO, Dies Near TolUn

Francis A. Merritt, aged 90 years,
died last Saturday at the home of his
granddaughter, Mrs. Harry Lukhart,
the cause of his death being the in
irmities OF old age.
H. IS survived by two daughters,
Mrs. Stephen Outten and Mrs Mason;
and by two sons, Joseph and Isaac
Merritt, of Pocomoke City.
Funeral services were held at Good
will NJ. +. Church, conducted by the
Rev. II. y. Nichols. OF the Salem NJ.
f.. Church, tins city.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
Suffers Illness From
Exposure During Storm

". l.. Byrd, of Temperanceville, is
confined to his home due to overwork
and exposure during recent storms,
While taking care of the telephone
lines from the Temperanceville EN-
change.
Mr. Byrd has fine start in The
Worcester Democrats Xmas Party,
and his many friends are anxious to
see him out again, expecting him to
give the other candidates hard race
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
Quietly Married
On Saturday Last

Miss Mollie Mills, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. }. f. Mills, was married on
Saturday of last week, to Herbert
Croft, son of Mr.. and Mrs. l.. f.
Trader, near this city, and we'll known
here.
The ceremony was performed by
Rev. II. Il. Nichols, pastor of the Nj.
+. Church.
Mr.. and Mrs. Croft are with the
groom's parents now but are expecting
to move to themselves in the near fu-
ture.
All are wishing the happy young
couple many years of happiness.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
Mrs. Mary Henderson
Dies In Baltimore

Mrs. Mary Jane Henderson died in
Baltimore at the home of her son,
Thomas Henderson, on Thursday of
last week Oct. Is, and was brought to
this city for burial ON Friday Oct. Is.
Mrs. Henderson was 83 years of age.
Services were held in the NJ. f.
Church, Rev Il. y. Nichols officiating,
intcrment taking place in the ceme-
terry of that church. She is survived
by two sons, Thomas and Frank Hen
dcrSon.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
POULTRY, EGGS AND FEED.

In the market all the time for
"Poultry and Eggs"
A full line of B. B. L. and other re-
liable feeds.
Don't put your pullets in that new
house, before treating it with Corboli.
unm. Ask about B. X. and Semi Solid
Buttermilk.
Phone 10. Il. f. STURGlS,
Aug S-tf. Pocomoke City, Md.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
CHINCOTEAGUE NEWS

Capt j. B. Wheaton, of Tampa,
Fla, is spending few days in town
with friends.
Grover Holeston was taken to the
Salisbury hospital for an operation
resulting from injuries which he re-
ceived in an automobile accident.
Mr.. Demmie Lewis and Mrs. Hattie
Jones, of Philadelphia, are visiting
Mr.. and Mrs. Wallace n. Jester.
Mrs. Josephine Clayvillc was taken
to the Methodist hospital in Philadel-
phia for treatment. 1t is to be hoped
Mrs. Clayville will soon return very
much improved.
Mr.. Sidney Davis returned from
Florida for two weeks stay there;
he will return to Florida where he has
accepted position in Fort Myers, in
/ the bank
Mr.. Joe 7. Hill was taken to Balti-
more to hospital for treatment.
Mrs. Elizabeth Tilghman spent the
weekend in Philadelphia, shopping.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd Hudson an
nounce the birth of a daughter, Octo-
Der 18th.
Chincoteague and Bloxom will play
basket ball at Chincoteague, Friday.
There will be two games, boys and
girls. Game called at 3.45.
Mr.. Caleb Rhmcr has been trans
ferred from Long Island station to
Wallop's Beach Coast Guard station.
Mrs. Henry Hilton, of Atlantic
City, N. j., is visiting her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. w. 7. Tull.
Mr.. John Parker and son, Fred, also
Mrs. George Parker and son, Calvin,
and MIR. Tom Richards of Salisbury,
Md, spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
B. Savage.
Louis Jester, son Of Mrs. Charlie
Jester, and Elizabeth Bell, daughter
of Nh. and Mrs. Edward Bell, were
married Wednesday night October ii,
at the Protestant parsonage by the
Rev. Y. A. Miller.
Hilton Simpson and Charlie Clark
have returned to Long Island Coast
Guard stations.
Mrs. Rebecca Segmiller of Juanita,
Pa, is visiting her father, Mr.. George
Il. Anderson.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Wheaton an
nounce the birth of daughter, born
October 18th.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charlie Dancer, Mr..
and Mrs. Sidney Potts of Gloucester,
n. j., are visiting Mr.. Louis H. Boul-
den.
Mr. and Mrs. James Richardson, of
Salisbury, Md, are visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. David w. Watson.
Mrs. Josephine ellis is making
good showing in the Worcester Demo-
Gratis Xmas Party. Her many friends
and the people of Chincoteague would
like to see her win one of the auto
mobiles, as well, as carry the banner
for Chincoteague. 1t can be done on
the island, as the Worcester Demo-
crat is very fine paper, and carries
news of Chincoteague and surround
ing territory as we'll as Pocomoke
City.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1925-10-24
DR.. ]. r. COOKE
VETERINARIAN.

Practice on all live stock. Specialist
in Canine work Hogs vaccinated,
Horses and Mules vaccinated against
Meningitis. Vaccinate your bird dog
against Distemper. Nearest Veteri-
marian to Pocomoke City. Phone night
No. 36. Day phone No. 81, Temper
anceville. Oct. -24-tf.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1925-07-30
Orchard Fertility Is
Discussed in Bulletin

Fertility in the Apple Orchard" is
the title of a new bulletin just issued
by the agricultural experiment station
at the Pennsylvania State college. 1t
is prepared by Profs. r. D. Anthony
and J. Fl. Waring, and is the result Of
many years. experimenting with apple
trees in both the cultivated and sod
type of orchard. Copies of the bulle-
tin may be secured free by writing to
the Agricultural Publications Offices
at State College, Pa.
On most Pennsylvania farms the
apple orchard Is of the sod type, that
is, grass or clover is allowed TO grow
about the trees. 1t is pointed out in
the bulletin that general rules seem to
have more exceptions in fruit growing
than in most branches of agriculture.
With this in mind, the State college
pomologists summarize fertility prac-
tees in the sod orchard as follows:
"In the mature sod orchard from
five to ten pounds of nitrate of soda
or its equivalent should be broadcast
ONC1 lilC S4udAC III ltC llCC
stands, two or three weeks before the
blossom buds break II leguminous
sod is used, cut this application in
half. If the sod shows any response
to acid phosphate, use it regularly,
one or two pounds with each pound Of
nitrate. Build up thin spots by the use
of manure.
"Cut the grass little earlier than 1t
would be cut for hay, before seeds
have matured, and let 1t lie in the
swath. Do not pasture the grass. In
dry seasons advance the time of cut
ting to decrease the water loss. If
mice are present throw the dirt away
from the trunks and fill the holes and
mound up around the trunks with coal
ashes. Also, poison the mice. Keep
the leaves healthy by spraying and
the trees properly opened by pruning"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1925-07-30
Soy-Bean Dealer Is
in Jail for Fraud
He Delivered Tarheel Black
Instead of Otootan.
prepared by the United States Departmer
of Agriculture

prepared by the United States Department
of Agriculture)
Because he thought that farmers
don't know BEANS" a certain exploiter
of soy-bean seed is now revising his
opinion While serving a term in the
penitentiary for violation of the postal
fraud law. Some farmers "do know
BEANS" and when some Of these better
posted soy-bean growers recently re-
ceived shipments Of Tarheel Black in
stead of the Otootan which they had
ordered, the matter was called to the
attention of the Post Office department
and the United States Department of
Agriculture.
Investigation by the post Office Off
Gals disclosed the fact that this lone
operator was advertising the higher
priced variety, Otootan for sale at
about one-half the regular market
value and doing a tremendous bust
ness. His plan called for no shipment
of beans Of any variety until the Gus
toner became insistent, and then he
substituted the cheaper Tarheel Black.
He was brought to trial and convicted
of fraudulent use of the mails. Be
cause of the high prices of the Otootan
and Laredo varieties there has been
considerable substitution of the cheap
er black varieties, such as Wilson,
Ebony or Black Beauty, Picking and
Tarheel Black.
The moral in this little story is not
only to know soy-bean varieties, but
to buy soy-bean seed from reliable and
established seedsmen or growers, and
beware Of cheap seed" There are
others still at large ready to exploit
the farmers inability to identify the
numerous varieties of soy beans. The
prospective purchaser of seed should
obtain samples before buying, and II
not sure of the identity of the seed
should consult the county agent or the
state agricultural college. Be sure
you are getting the variety desired
and not some cheap substitute.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1925-07-30
Recalls Fox's Remark
About Sour Grapes

Senator Kenneth Mcclellan of Ten
nessee was talking about Muscle
Shoals.
These trusts now turn up their
noses at Muscle Shoals" he said.
"They insult Muscle Shoals. Sour
grapes.
Its like the chap who proposed to
the pretty girl at Palm Beach. The
pretty girl, to his establishment and
rage, turned him down. Then. seeing
his face all pale and contorted in the
moonlight, she caid gently:
"'Oh, don't take it so TO heart, Mr.
Featherstonhaugh There are other
girls, you know. There's Mae Winter
bottom, Temple Montmorency, Eleanor
McGillicuddy and E. Mayme Manner
Ing. Any one of them would make you
better wife than T.
81. c. Brace Featherstonhaugh NUT
tered a low oath.
"Don't know it?' he growled. And
If they'd said yes-if any one of them
four queens had said yes-do you sup
pose I'd have come snoopin' around
here after your Detroit Free Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1925-07-30
FARM NOTES NOTES

When were the wagon wheels
creased last?
Take good care of the growing stock
and feed we'll.
Well painted buildings are the best
sign of a well-managed farm.
Chickens need sunlight to prevent
ricketts, Don't be stingy-sunlight is
free.
Spray melons and cantaloupes with
nicotine dust to protect the vines from
melon aphis.
Seed treatment of oats and potatoes
provides an insurance no farmer can
afford to be without
Ground pumice stone mixed to a
thick paste in sweet oil Is an old re-
liable polisher for the horns and hOofs
of show cattle.
Sudan grass, which is a variety Of
sorghum, Is usually rated consider
ably better than millet in feeding value
and yield per acre.
Some farmers have been tempted to
re-sow fields where spring crops have
failed, to some short-time hay crop
like soy beans, millets or Sudan grass.
The cucumber beetle can best be
controlled by the use of tobacco or
nicotine dusts. A per cent nicotine
dust is effective in killing some Of the
beetles and repelling the rest
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1925-07-30
The Age of Miracles

Sir Philip Burne-Jones, the noted
artist, was talking in New York about
the new diathermic regeneration treat
ment for women, which is said to be
better than the Voronoff regeneration
treatment for men.
II heard story about it the other
day." he said. ut seems that col
lege boy at q Florida hotel dance went
up to another college boy and sale
eagerly:
"'George, will you introduce me tt
that lovely girl you took in to supper
the blonde with the sapphire eyes ant
willowy figure? You know the one
mean, of course"
Sure l know the one you mean,
said the other college boy. You mean
my grandmother, who has just got
back from her diathermic clinic in
VIENNA"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1925-07-30
And There Is No Doubt
That Julius Is Dead

when you step on your starter
think of your motor" is the suggestion
urged upon our autocrazy by a firm of
advertisers.
1t seems to me the advertisers give
lot of unwarranted credit to those
whom they address. The admonition
to think presupposes possession OF
wherewithal.
Granting, however, for the sake OF
argument, that the United States OF
Amanda is not entirely bereft of in
herent ability to reason l should imag-
inc an advertiser with an eye to pre-
serving a few customers for the future
might suggest:
when you step on your starter
think of Caesar!"
There may have been no motor in
Caesars chariot, but-he refused to
believe in signs.
You guessed it-Julius is dead
Stuart N. Lake, In the Saturday Eve
ming Post.