New Britain herald., 1925-12-05
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views. He stopped TO glance over her
shoulder.
mo mothers-i n-law today. but 4
lot OF boy friends and Is-it-wrong-
to-pet?' letters"
She was tearing open a particular
~ violent pink envelope. from which
lose a strong odor OF synthetic rio-
lcts. The timid critic drew back as
If from a gas attack.
Barbara jumped 10 her feet, In II
peal OF laughter. Just listen TO
this" she cried. Everybody looke1
up.
Dear Winnifred;
II am writing to you because
| know you are sympathetic
with the troubles Of young girls.
I'm not so awfully young-24,
in fact, but with my hair bob
bed, my friends say am as cute
and young looking as kid OF
16,
Now my trouble is that ]
have fallen In love with man
who Is by far my social superior,
He hardly knows ! am on earth
yet. But ! feel that II I cannot
attract his attention and make
him love me, my heart will
bleed.
This young man is very nice
hammered, dear Miss Winnifrod.
And l am sure he looks upon m"
as gentleman should. But will
you tell me how | can make him
notice me more and really love
me, as I feel l must be loved,
unless my heart is going TO
break" "Nioletta.'
Up. S.--How can take beer
stains out OF pink silk
kimono?
up. SIS there any way to
make eye lashes curl? Mine are
beautiful and heavy, but they
are quite straight. II is really
very aggravating, as my eyes
themselves are considered beau
tiful."
she needn't say anything NOR
need she?" laughed Barbara. II car
see the lady as plainly as If she were
before my eyes. She wears a nc;
breakfast cap and drinks beer IN "
pink silk kimono, and her bed is
never made from one day to the
next"
Il can tell You more than that
said Byers. she sprays extract q
violets on all her clothes with a siX'
foot hose. And I'll bet she sleeps II
her earrings
shame on YOU two" cried Bob
The poor kid really wants advice
And heaven knows she needs il
Give her a really good hunk OF
Winnifred, Babs. Tell her the way
she should 60 to snare the superior
young man. I'll bet he's a hand
some young ribbon clerk"
Not so sure Of that repli"'
fyers, thoughtfully. 1--WE know
doctors and lawyers and even nnwN.
paper men to fall for a girl who's
eyes are considered beautiful an
whose lashcs are long and heavy
beer stains and violet perfume AM
all. That kind Of woman is quit
tree of the hoodoo of intellect in h"l
sex life. I'll bet Violctta would b'
dangerous to any man III this office,
"Blah." remarked Bob, elegantly
Barbara was writing the last para
graph of her answer to Violetti
when he came and leaned agains
her desk.
Just minute, Bob" she sail
till l finish telling the pink Silk HI
mono how to land the man Of he
heart though she unuoubtedl,
knows more about it than I'll eve
know"
Not at ALL" he replied. "Yo'
women are all alike. ColoneIs lad,
and historic .'udy--both vamps from
birth, by instinct. And only a sligh
difference in your methods"
well, Mr.. Wise Man, what can
do for your"
This is how it is, Babs. Seem
Miss Badger got UP this Dime
party Friday night and has toll,
somebody ] am going to take her
| J eaven knows why she should, bu
since she is hostess, or at least orig
inator Of the pow-wow, ! honest
haven't got the nerve to let he
| down.
Il didn't know she meant me 70
her very own when she was askin
me If l could go. Gosh, Barbara,
hate 1t. Ia rather take You a thou
sand times. You know that. Blu
she'll label ME a BLACKBOARD an
an insulter Of defenseless woman
hood II l back out now.
IN tell you. Sinbad Sulliya
hasn't any girl, and he's dying {
take you, anyhow. Says you look lik
a peach of dancer. I'll pick up Mis-
Padger and Sullivan and come b
for you at seven o'clock tomorrow
night, II that's all right with YOU
We can all pile in the old boat"
Barbara smiled at him. "Ot cours
it'll be all right, Bob, You'll see tina
Sinbad Is sober. won't you?"