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New Britain herald., 1925-09-16
KING OF ITALY aa' | PLANS WEDDING
Personally Supervising Details of Daughters Marriage

Raceonisi. Italy. Sept. is R- With the marriage of Princess Ma falda, second daughter of King Vie- tor Emmanuel and Queen Helena, to Prince Philip of Hesse only { week away, preparations for the event are being pushed forward with alacrity.
 The king himself has given the necessary instructions for the we'd ding on September 23 and the at- tendant ceremonies,
 It is learned that negotiations with the vatican over the fact that the Italian princess Is Catholic and her intended husband a Protestant have smothered away all difficulties and that the ceremony is to be car ried out along the lines land down for mixed marriages" Princess Ma talda will be one of the first Catho- lie princess since the protestant ref ormation to be married to a prince of the house of Hesse without re- nounclng her Catholic faith.
 Immediately after the solemniza- ton of the marriage the leading dig nitaries and authorities of the king dom will be received at the royal castle of Racconigi to offer their felicitations to the royal couple. Children from all the schools of this region are to bring flowers and ad' dresses to Princess Mafaldo.
 A quantity of rich presents already has been received here. from sov- ereigns and princes of foreign lands and from members of the blood royal and nobility of Italy. Among the gifts especially admired are. those of the Queen Mother Marguerite, the Princess Lastitia, the Duke and Duchess of Aosta, the Duke of Genoa, the Count of Turin, the Duke D'Abruzzi, the Prince of Udine and the Duke of Pistoia, all these of the Italian blood royal.
 Princess Mafalda Is 10 be dressed for her wedding in white satin. Tc Crown Prince Humbert is given the credit for designing the gowns which her two bridesmaids will wear when they accompany her to the altar They will be her two younger sisters Princess Giovanna and Princess Maria,
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16

but what is the idea of Nut Sun. day?"
 Mir. Harvey told his hearers the story of the man who asked pass erby which was the other side of the street Upon being told lover there he said, Well, when was over there they told me it was over here When the Kiwanians had ceased laughing he said, That story has been told on the stage for the past 5t years, I'm almost asahmed to tell anyone until I hear them laugh
 Stating that when tlapper whc is not made Up Is seen on the street she usually is on the way to drug store, MT. Harvey concluded with a modern version of Whittiers Bare foot Boy" changing the sex to 8 modern tlapper.
 Clean humor is after all the con ception you get of what the other fellow says" according to Mir. Ray mond. MT. Raymond spoke of fun and analysed the word to show that the F stands for frolic, U for usefulness to the community, N for nobleness of character in the individual. He said people want clean humor when they so to a vaudeville show.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16
CLEAN FUN WANTED
 < 0N STAGE IN |. s.
Vaudeville Actor Champions
 Hulnor Of Right Kind

Suggestive Jokes are not nsessssy on the stage today and audiences are better satisfied with clean.humor. according to statements made at the regular meeting of the Kiwan!s club today by Morton Harvey represent ing the National Vaudeville Artists, and by Frank Jewell Raymond of East Orange, N. J.. who is swing . series of lectures in the city under the auspices of the Chamber Of Commerce.
 Mir. Harvey, who is playing in . local theater. spoke in the interests of clean humor. He also pointed out that most successful people have attained success after they became 35 years of age.
 Explaining the origin 6. the term 'hamfat actors" Mir. Harvey stated that in the old transforming days when travelling shakespearian troupes played in village halls, livery stables and other places, there was no such thing as makeup. The actors used to make up ground brick dust, which later was removed from their faces by rinds of ham fat heated over taliow candles. Thus he explained came the term ''hamtat actors"
 He stated that humor on the stage today doesn't have to be filthy to be funny. He cited some illustrations by saying that If Mother Goose rhymes were brought up to date. children would take more interest in them. As an example he quoted -Four and twenty Yankees feeling very dry, hied themselves to Canada to get drink of rye. When they had sufficient they all commenced to sing, Who ever heard of volstead, | God save the king"
 Another one he quoted was The king was in the cellar, brewing something funny. The queen was in the parlor drinking gin and honey. The maid was in the garden stirring up souse, and they all lived to- gether ir a prohibition house" He quoted Will Rogers in state ment that the way to relieve traffic congestion Is to rule off the street all automobiles that aren't paid for
 As examples of clean hunor he told of a man who rushed into an Italian fruit store and said, Hey there's dog outside eating your fruit" The Italian looked and said mournfully, No can help, he police dog" He told of the woman who asked. "I've heard of shrove Tues day, Ash Wednesday and Good Fri day and know what they mean.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16
TO DISMANTLE CHAPEL
St. Mary's By The Sea. Picturesque Little Church At Black Rock,
 Is To Be Razed.

Bridgeport, Sept. 1e R-st. Mary s-by-the- Sea, the picturesque little wooden chapel which has stood for years on the seashore at Black Rock and which at one time was the place of worship for millionaire yachtsmen whose summer homes were located nearby, it to be torn down according to announcement to- day. The edifice has been the scene of many notable events, the last one being about fifteen years ago when Blanca West star in the original company of Paid in Full" was mar ried to William D. Bishop, young society man of this city.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16
CONVENTION ENDS
soth Rotary District Session In New London Is Brought To A Con-
 clusion Today.
clusion Today.

New London, Sept. 16 lrl-The fall conclave of the 5oth district, Ro- tary international, came to a close this morning at the Griswold Hotel
 
 following the Vermont breakfast which was in charge of the clubs from Vermont with President Ben iamin C. Buxton of the Rutland club presiding.
 Remarks were made by District Governor John Alison of Holyoke Mass. George Cooper, of Pittsfield. Mass, international president Don- aid Adams of New Haven, Hugh B. Campbell of Norwich and Captain Horace French of the White River Jet Rotary club
 A bouquet of flowers was present cd to Past District Governor Cooper in honor of his 34th wedding an niversary, which came today.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16
!. SENTENCE SUSPENDED
Fctnscx Htan,tosd BusirasUuanu Found Guilty of Obtaining neoda
 Under False Protens4 e

Bridgeport, Sept is R-Matthsx Rosenblun. ts. who formerly ran q shirt factory in Stamford. was siven . suspended sentence of one year in jail and fined $2oo by Judge George F. Hinman in superior court today. Rosenblum was charged with obtain. ing goods by false representation as to his financial affairs. Rosenblum went bankrupt shortly after order. ing the goods in question.
 Judge Hinman suspended the Jail sentence on recommendation of States Attorney William H. Comley. who pointed out that Rosenblum. by pleading guilty, was saving the ex- pense of a trial. It was also brought out that the mans health was poor and that he had made full restitu- ton.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16
Speaking of the Kiwants club. of

I Speaking Of the klwants club, Of which he is member, he spoke of the motto we Build" by saying Kiwanis builds individual leadership. He said there were three stages of development in the life of the indi- vidual. The first stage is that of in fancy and lasts until one Is 21 years old; the second Is the mental and lasts from q to 35. The last is the harvest and lasts from 35 and be- yond. He said, Few men who ever came into prominence before they were 35, stayed put afterwards"
 Tn the absence of President Don- aid Gaffney, Dr. H. T. Bray. vice. president, presided. A quartet con- posed of Paul zink, Richard Both wick, Harry Vessels and Ernest R. Dechant, tried to sing. After apolo- gizing for the music, Dr. Bray or dered the quartet to rehearse for next week,
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16
RELIEF IS URGED
Senator Borah Goes To White House To Ask Help For Settlers Tn
 The West,

Washington, Sept, Is Pl-senator Borah today carried to the White House his fight for relief of settlers on reclamation projects in the west.
 Following closely on the an- nouncement of the White House views that congress was to blame for lack of relief legislation, MT. Borah indicated that he felt Secretary Work and the Interior Department were to blame for the unfavorable conditions in the west where settlers have been seeking extension of re- lief from reclamation charges.
 Tn conference with President Cool idge the senator urged more liber- al attitude on the part of the gov ernment and declared that the In- terior Department has adequate authority under law to carry out re- lief measures.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16
MAY CLAIM FORTUNE
Prince Ahmed of Egypt Who Es- caped from Asylum, Seeks to Prove He Is Sane.

London, Sept 1s R-Pr,nee Ahmed Self el Dine of Egypt, who recently escaped from an insane asy- lum at Hastings, now Is resting in the homeot a relative on the Sea of Marmora. near constantinople. This information is contained in messages received from the princes attend ants by his friends in England
 The excitement of the journey across the channel to France and tence to Trieste, where he took a boat for Constantinople, greatly fa- tigued the prince, who will rest a few days before being examined by leading Turkish alienists and close advisers of Mustapha Kennel Pasha, president of Turkey.
 Should the prince, who is 8 brother-in-law of King Fuad of Egypt, be declared sane, a message from constantinople says that he will immediately make claim for his fortune of more than f3,Ooo, 900 which is being held in trust for him The two English attendants who left the asylum with Prince Ahmed are still with him.
 The Westminster Gazette declares that an inquiry Is needed into the part played by the British govern. ment in holding the prince In ar asylum In England for almost 2 quarter of a century. This news paper claims to have facts which point to story mot only amazins in its romance, but in the highes degree sinister in its implications O complicity by successive British gov ernments."
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16

Newark, N. J. - After having a man arrested for smoking on q troll ley car, Mrs. Elsie S, 1llingsworth must pay him s21s. He won yer dict because of mental anguish.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16

Nsw York--A former inmate of an asylum fired shot on the street at HDr. Means Gregory. a Bellevue off, cial, whose tests have revealed many lunatics. The shot went wild.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16

The University of London claims to be the largest university in the world.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16

T don't like to write testimonials, but really I do like Herald Classified Ads" said Mrs T. recently.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16
INTERESTING AND FREAKISH TALES
 FROM LIFE PICKED UP EVERYWHERE

ony, already a priest, Is to join the Jesuits,
 Paris-seven wooden legs have been left at the American embassy by French war veterans to be for warded to Senator Borah as q re- hinder of the French war dead.
 Syracuse, N. Y.-Grsmmar school girls beat the boys in the annual spelling bee for the state champion. ship, winning first four places,
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16

presden--Prince George of Sax
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16

The Herald Classified Ads are cer- tainly business pullers.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16

Lafayette, Ind.--The football sea son surely has arrived. House of Purdue broke a shoulder running through signals.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16

Philadelphia - Hard boiled" Smith has been made an assistant federal prohibition administrator. His initials are Herbert A., and he's not related to anybody who figured in the A. F, F., but he got the name as deputy warden of q penitentiary'
 New York-Izzy Einstein and Moe Smith are disguised for keeps. The new local dry chief has ordered names of raiding agents withheld from announcements.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16

New York--Much bootlegging and he great influx of foreigners are irnong the reasons why the Rev. pr, Joseph Fort Newton, Universalist, Is going to Philadelphia, where he will become an Episcopalian rector.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-16
V the Associated prs.,.

V the Associated prsss
 Pala Alto. cal.-secretary Will urs niece, Lois, a bride and her husband. Max Foster Hopper. are to pend their honeymoon at college, he at Radcliffe and he at Harvard,
 Berkeley. Cal.--Helen Wills has ,een elected to Phi Beta Kappa.
 Peoria, Ill.-"Inauire into the op- ,rations of these lone wolves and hungry dogs who have been poured ipon you from that eesspool of in quity. Washington, said County Judge Green in charging the grand ury to investigate raids by federal Try agents.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1925-11-12
Local News

Dwight Chinook was hone from
Red Wing over the weekend.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Baldauf of Ely,
MINI, visited in the city over the
weekend.
An old brewery plant at Rice Lake
is to be converted into factory for
making round cheese boxes.
Coach Carl Klandrud of the River
Falls high school, spent the week
end at his home near La Crosse.
E. C. Melgard and family have
moved into the Theo. Smith resi-
dence, corner of Division and 4th SITS.
Car of Michigan apples and pears,
bulk and basket, Just in. Prices rea-
sonable. Equity Coop. Elevator Co.
adv.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Seton of Min
neapolis were guests at the home of
Atty. and Mrs. J. H. Grimm last Sat
urday and Sunday
A golf expert from the Twin
Cities has been engaged to lay out a
golf course at Spring Valley. 1t will
be ready for use next Spring.
Dunn county strawberry growers
are working out a cooperative selling
plan by which they may market their
Strawberries in carload lots next
summer.
Carcy's Melody Kings, the best en-
tertainers in the Northwest, will fur
nish the music for our next regular
dance at the Ellsworth Fair Ground
Pavilion, on Friday night, November
13.-adv.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Elliott and
Mrs. Jane Elliott returned Tuesday
from a visit with Mr. and Mrs. j.
Harold Watson at Cornucopia and
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank E. Monroe at
Ladysmith.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Baldwin of st.
Paul visited at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. E. E. Buck Sunday. Mr.. Bald
wins grandmother, Mrs. Huntress,
who had been visiting in the city the
past week, accompanied them home
Sunday.
Wisconsin's attorney general has
ruled that members of the County
Board are Ineligible to serve as dance
hall inspectors. This will mean a
zhake-up in that branch of police
service, and most of the Pierce
county inspectors are members of the
Board.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1925-11-12

John c. Reno of Minong visited
friends here Sunday.
Miss Nina Colwell, who teaches at
Boomer, was home for the weekend.
B. A. Symes returned home yester-
day from a business trip to Clinton,
Iowa.
Milton Kruger, who teaches at
Cannon Falls, visited in The city Sat
urday and Sunday.
Oliver Younggren underwent an
operation for appendicitis at the city
Hospital Sunday morning.
The date for the opening of Spring
Valleys new community building
has been set for November 16.
Car of Michigan apples and pears,
bulk and basket, just in. Prices rea-
sonable. Equity Coop. Elevator Co.
adv.
Jim Carolan of this city won a
radio receiving set given as a prize
at Catholic bazaar in Hudson one
day last week.
VIM. Granger of Emerald, St. CroiX
county, recently shot wolt that had
been raiding sheep fiocks in that
neighborhood for some time.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. l.. Williams, who
spent the summer at their Glenmont
cottage on Lake st. Cfoix, left yes
terday to return to Fort Lauderdale,
Florida
If you haven't heard Carcy's Mel
ody Kings be sure and come to our
next regular dance at the Ellsworth
Fair Ground Pavilion on Friday
night, November 13.-adv.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Metcalf Of
St. Louis, Mo-, visited at the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. E. E. Buck Sunday Mr..
Metcalf had charge of the Holman
Produce Co. Kraut factory here few
years ago.
The new state trout fish hatchery
is to be located in Eau Claire, on
Mlnnow creek, according to plans an
bounced by representative Of the
state conservation commission who
visited the proposed site last week.
Mrs. J. R. Maddox, of Maddox,
n. D., and Mrs. S. D. Williams and
daughter, Miss Josephine, Of Menonl-
onie, Wis, are visiting at the home
Of Mr.. and Mrs Silas Symes. Mrs.
Maddox and Mrs. Williams are
daughters of Mr.. and Mis- Siias
Symes.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1925-11-12

Mrs. Geno Van is visiting relatives
in Minneapolis.
Mrs. w. E. Tubbs and daughter,
Miss Lois, visited in Maiden Rock to-
day.
s. H. Schuster Of GAINESVILLE was
here Friday to attend the funeral of
Mrs. j. H. Patterson.
MIR. and Mrs. A. L. Winter and Mr..
and Mrs. c. A. Upgren spent the
weekend in Eau Claire.
Mrs. Frank Andrews of Boomer,
visited at the w. S. oligney home
from Monday until yesterday.
Arthur Benson is at the Swedish
Hospital in Minneapolis where he I'M
derwent an operation for appended
tbs.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. L. Wilmot have
rented Mrs. Grace Pratt's house,
corner of 9Th and Hazel SITS, and
will move there soon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Morrow of
Mazomanie visited relatives here
from Wednesday to Friday, guests at
the James Morrow home.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. d. Brigham have
moved to Roberts TO spend the win
ter at the home of their daughter,
Mrs. Charles Fessenbecker.
Dance at the Ellsworth Fair
Ground Pavilion on Friday night,
November 13. Carcys Melody Kings
are going to entertain you again.
adv.
Judge w. P. Knowles of this city
and Atty. w. T. Doar of New Rich
mond left the latter part of last
week on a trip to New Orleans. They
plan to be away about two weeks.
Mrs. A. NJ. Baldwin of st. Paul,
Mesdames w. E. Tubbs, E, B. Carisch
and S. R. Morse of this city were en-
tertained at luncheon at the Percy
APP Roberts home in Hudson Tuesday.
The light and power company at
Spring Valley is moving their UNI
slightly poles from the main streets to
the alleys. The Bell Telephone Co.
has promised to move its telephone
lines there in like manner.
DR.. G. D. Gallup and E. B. Cariscn,
whose sons, Glen Gallup, Jr., and
Behlmer Carisch, are attending
Carleton college at Mortified, took
in the Dads Day" celebration there
Saturday, and saw Carleton trim
Hamline 10 to 0.
August Kleinschmidt, 55, a county
highway patrolman, was killed near
Barron recently when the gravel
wagon which~he was driving was
struck by an auto driven by Charles
West, Omaha station agent at Bay
field. The accident occurred at a mar
row point in the road near Almena.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-04-01
HO TELES.

ALCAEAR
Lana IS, Frente al Municipal
Nuevo Hotel. Modernamep:e eQwt
pado. Cocina CriOlla. HahitaciO1SF
frescas. Buen trato.
Precios do situaci6n. BE adnites
hhonadPs
FRANCISCO RIVERA
PrcpletAriO
Tel. 1919. AIartadO lEg8
San. Juan, P, R.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-04-01

Hay una manera mny
conyeniente y c6moda
para adquirir su caro-
Pida infOrmes
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-07-08

sometimes happens In this world that the hero ~ com
PEELED do that against the law and brings
- disaster and death upon himself
In this both and Socrates put to death Dy
fellow citizens for doing what they thought was wrong
but what the offenders thought right,
Nathan Hale died spy but his memory IS revere0 y
all loyal Americans. -. s.
The work of spy in all necessary and dl1Ilcut
one for the penalty when captured and exposed IS deal
Important the work it is looked down upon Dy very
many. ,,.,
hired man recently captured girl in Vermont and ma
out in the woods with for several days The hue ana
crv was raised and the and girl nay captured
It was found by physicians that the girl had suffered NJ
harm and she herself said she had had good time with the
econvct much than with her father who had beaten
her..
This will probably be sent to prison Tor kldnap
ing but he did what in his was heroic tnhg II
rescuing the girl from her unfortunate family
Very often case up of who had Deen pfdyo
in war but who time of peace had become criminal
detective the other day arrested man n ior
embezlement When tried came out that ne
had received medal Of honor several occasions los
bravery The same qualities that rendered him valiant ana
fearless in war nerved fight society m time OF peace
There was case in England short time ago OF q similar
character man who had received medals IN time OF war
was degraded of crimes he had committed IN time o.
peace The Judge decided that his civil crimes had opeu
him of all his war honors ..,e..t .
Society is more interested in taking care OF itself tnan y
in the moral attitude Of its offenders The great crime
AGAINST society is non-conformity.
This is not always crime against the higher law.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-07-08
Thought and Garbage
Too Tiftla of One Too Mich of +he 0thar

When Shakespeare boy his father punished
maintaining offensive pile before his door ALI that
been eliminated by and by laws. But what little
villages did with their streets great cities do with their lakes
barbOr and other water fronts making them foul with
garbage.
Garbage could be turned into useful ferzing material
at least burned.
All sewerage could and should be scientifically used
ing big and little bodies of water from pollution But
IN our civilization great deal of garbage and very little
thought.
B. Bolton learned psychologist, says the wisest
only oNE-TENTH Of his brain capacity and that we
should become race Of 'NTELLECTUAL GIANTS" if we
used brains onght.
The Government doesn't tenth of ONE PER CENT
Of its brain capacity With unlimited power money and au
hory it leaves and deserts untouched
gladly spends dozens of billions help killing men,
but doesn't spend money to kill mosquitoes flies and
germs that afflict the world.