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The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-06-02
DAWSON ALL-STAR, BALL
TEAM DEFEATS LEESBURG
Gave Good Exhibition of Baseball,
But Got Many Stiff Joints

A ball team consisting OF local
school boys and young business men
of Dawson went over to Leesburg on
Thursday, where they defeated the
All-Stars of that place by a score OF
7 to 4.
Littleton, high school pitcher on the
mound for the locals, made the hits
bv the Leesburg aggregation few and
far between, while the Dawson bat
tiers had the opposing outfelders sta
tioning themselves far out on the
grounds. -,
No previous practice had been held
bv the local club, but they put up a
real game. All admitted great sun
ness of the joints for two days tol-
lowing
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-06-02
MELON CROP CUT
DOWN 5000 CARS
SOUTH GEORGIA SHIPMENTS
WILL SOON BEGIN. GLUT-
TED MARKET UNLIKELY.

Terrell county watermelon growers
will be interested in the statement that
the crop in Georgia will be from 5000
to 5000 cars under last years yield,
according to estimates by people who
are in position to know.
The Sowega Melon Growers Asso-
citation predicts total yield this year
of approximately 10000 cars, while
the railroads are figuring on approx
imately $4,000 cars. Shipments last
season were above $4,000 ears
The Georgia acreage is $1,000 as
compared with 44,o50 acres in the pre-
vious year. Most of the reduction in
acreage has been in southern Georgia,
while in the central Georgia district
there has been a big increase in acre
age.
The outlook for fine yield and for
bigger prices than even the best that
prevailed last year, one of the best
years in the history of that industry,
are encouraging, according to reports
from growers.
Normal Season Expected.
The Georgia watermelon situation is
strengthened considerably by the fact
that the crop is running normal, more
than two weeks ahead of last season,
and also due to the fact that the Flor
ida crop i'll sight is around Ass cars,
as compared with 6,941 cars last sea-
son and $40 cars during the year of
1928.
Southern Georgia growers in the
past have been handicapped by the
tremendous movement from Florida
just as the Georgia melons get under
way.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-06-02
ROBT. WALL WILL RECEIVE
DIPLOMA AT BLISS SCHOOL
Son of Mr.. and Mrs. W. R. Wall
Graduates on June 3rd.

Invitations have been received in
Dawson for graduation exercises at
Bliss Electrical School, at Washing
ton, D. c., where Mr.. Robert Wall,
jr., son of Mr.. and Mrs w R. Wall,
of this city, will receive his diploma
on June 3rd.
Mr.. Wall, who has always shown
much talent as an electrician, has
made an enviable record for himself
during his year at the Bliss school.
He expects to reach home about next
Saturday.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-06-02
A HUGE MOTORCYCLE IS
COMING THROUGH DAWSON

A motoroade, consisting of sew
eral hundred automobiles, under
the auspices of the National High
way Association and the National
Motorists Association will wend
its honking, screeching, jubilant
way from Chicago through the
south next October. 1t will Jour
ney through Illinois, Missouri, Ar
kansas, Tennessee, Alabama, Mis-
sissippi, Georgia and Florida, and,
according to the present plan, will
enter this state from Alabama al
Columbus and proceed by way of
Richland to Dawson, Albany, Syl-
vester, Triton, Abel and Valdosta
into Florida.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1925-06-02
ORIGIN OF lockwood.

Dogwood owes its name to its sim
ilarity of sound and writing to dag
wood a shortened form of dagger
wood; so called because it was for
merly used to make daggerS or sticks
to hold together meat roasted over an
open fire.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26
HAWAIIAN AIRS
FEATURED
Organ Recital, Concerts on
Wednesdays Bills

A NARlEGATEp evening Is on
"A the bill, with Hawaiian music.
an orgun recital ana some concerts
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26

BY looking in tonlght's Want Ad
columns you may find Just tho arti.
Gle that suits your particular need.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26

About 10000 ships belonging TO
- nations are engaged In ocean
traffic
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26
THURSDAY
mOME sIArIONs

kJn tssp I. markets. iiI. organ
rseI'ai' . food talk. i'if. prodaes rs-
ports .. thsatsrsi sac. Henri pAmskrs
ereass'rs. ioiio. KjR order OF nau
KroA asD-isi'o. rMnc lunch. 4.
Hoffman, orchestra! silent night
hrcL tsosl -s.io. markets. 10. KID.
dies club. 1910. Moves cafeteria or
ehsstrs siisai night
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26

a,ory to resumlng her duties at the
Cornish school.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26
Seattle Programs for Tonight

Hin. Brown. yocAt,--In . rA,n. Old
Garden; SniiiH' Thru. One fissttrs
Hour Tho nassry. surg by Evelyn
Csady, ACCORDION - Moonlight sfa
Roses rssrninrs CoiisHiats. the rlap,
per Wife. fss. sir. That's Ny baby.
1si5o r. ".
kJR--Hssra Hoshsek concert By Hss.Fy
hhisaA and his Hawaiian sntsrtsissfs
The program includes; Pus NohAis. Old
riantstioul Flowers o, ~. Island: bird
o. Paradise. kAAia3 Aiohs os: Ne Tru.
Imi "A.
sito-io T. NJ
kfoA-~o-Eun recital by J. HurlbuYt
Patrick on EiAH tsmpla organ. The az.
sisiihE r5Iolst II Victor y cooke. bari.
tone Thr organ program: wedding
Narrh tHsudsissohnli Humorsrqua
tpvotaki; Aliah's Holiday. from Katln-
IA ,Rtimll: Ny Mothers HummInE Lul-
iAhy (woodl; Somewhat. voirs ~ Gail.
Ing tSeuton.Tatsl. Lovely Lady
tHuppJ, Song OF India tnimsky- Korea
boffli Ia Clnausnuns tdsbrisi-M srisj .
Laddia BOY NJohnsonl. P.rad. OF the
Wooden Bnldisrs fIsss.ll: Ssreissus
tNsrinl. stars and stripes Forever
lgou-ai
KiR--a,uilo musical program.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26
NeW Chicago Plant
on Air Saturday

new i,ooo.watter In Chicago.
wENIt, viii come on the air Sat.
urday evening next II has been
testing out for some days, Indlea,
lions arc that Il should DO heard
In Seattle. excellent meditation hay
ing been secured. according 10 test
reports
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26
f5Hour&Hour "+nsAr TodaI@
WEDNESDAY
nOMI hTAIIONA

KfOA f.sa -tssa6 Rotary club lunch
I ard g. HofmAHn arehssua ss,t. Hop
pss'KslIy program! sis, Hsrshsss' or.
ehsstfa
KrCL tsos) $40. markets. 10. Van
Cocks sEsfaisssg ietis. Kiddiss club
2 studio prsEf.mi iIt. krCL Friendly
ADVISER tll9 Voice % seattle 10. Aias.
~ Night
ilJR tssn-t. markets, iiS. orrsa
rscltaii :. food talk sfis. produce 70
povti 9. lhsAtsrs! ilie. studio program
1919. orchestra
OTHER STATIONS
hro iiSsl. san Frsneisro---T. orcass
ira q concert and 10. orrhssiras
KOo tssD, oAhlsnd -. news; .. radio
exposition program.
XIX 900, oAkisna-i. sduea,iansi
program, TO- dance orchestra
KNN tasIi. Hollywood -. oressstrs.
5 ard 3 concerto
XIII ttosl. 10. AnEsiss-i .u-onamy
lecture $50 end sac. concerts. 10. OF.
ehestTs
Krt baii. los Ans.I.s-7. detective
stories >. striaH qusrist, D. concerts 10.
0trhssfs
KGw aSp. rsrtssd-i.Ie. n.vs. 10.
e5ufefi
koA tzssl. Denver. studio PRO.
gran. ,. dance orchestra.
KrAE tsIp, rullman-7,e. hey
Scout bsnd.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26

agent said. mo one else would
set 10 work 80 soon" He agreed
to look after the matter as soon
as no had finished his tea.
England excels tnc continent In
teaching piano 10 children, and
America is quite up TO the Eng
lish standard, Miss Sackett con.
cluded after studying instruction
methods in England and on the
continent during her tour. prepar.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26
England Excels in
Piano Instruction

when Martha Sackett. for IL
years teacher OF pianoforte in the
Cornish school. arrived in England
for a tour Of Europe early this
summer. she went Immediately TO
tho agent OF a plano manufacturer
TO rent piano.
You must be an American" the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26

sssit5 r.. ".
KvoA--ifssmAun cencsf, oFek.A,ts
Program Overture NiEnAn tThomAsi
waits. Entire Nous twAidtsussIig excerpts
iswsls % the Aadonna fwoif-FsrrATii
Hymn 20 the Han ,Himsky -Ketssk0ffj :
ipiermssfo tnsrixAdsJ.
siis-stI5 r.. "
kFoA-H nppsF.ksl'g concert Pro-
gram PiANO-~Chopin waits tChopiul I.
nomanfs taihsliust. solitary wandsrsr
igrslkl: Medley 81 Airs; Prelude In &
Minor tRaehmshihpffi. playsd br Mar
Eusrits Schmidt vfoLIN-lsv. ssnds a
tA,,is Gift: Poems tAaf OF sky blue
water; The a~an. selections. played b.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26
The Radio Star

aggregation IA Henry Ahlsna's n
has been on tour up In Alaska FOR
some weeks,
An organ concert from kFOA n
billed FOR $3.50 ana there n studio
program from kJR at the sams
hour
Anybody who wants 20 get mar.
riod Wednesday evening should wait
until $50. when MIR Hurlbut viii
play Mendelssohns Wedding March
Other pieces on the program include
Rimsky ,Korsakofrn Song OF India
and the Parade or the Wooden
Soldiers.
KGO. usually silent Wednesday
evening. viii be on this week from
5 20 10. broadcastinR from the
radio exposition A varied musical
program has an organ recital by
Marshal Goholman as It's high spot,
Tho Oakland station will broadcast
sun Up" by Lula Volmcr. from
the exposition stage Thursday even.
ing
kOA has musical program AZ
: and dance music at o KITS best
bet Il the Patrick Marsh orchestra
at 10. with Betty Patrick singing.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26
OIuER sfATIoNk

hoA sasl. psnvsr-7. sunday school
lesson. silent HiIht
hlo tfsl. San Frsneiseo--f. oreh.s
grs;rs ard .. proErAms. 10. orchsstrs.
kGo DAD. oasiAnd-s. Kdo Players
10 .'Run Up 10. orchestra.
KIN 5000. usgiana--i. nsHs,
hNN tssIi. Hollywood {. concert. 10.
orchestra
hiiJ uosl. J-ns AnEslss-ggB. health
ANA concert. 10. srshrs,ra
kf1 hs'J. Los Angeles. .. 8 and
10. musical programs
kow c.sp. Por,lsaa--T.tp. a,us; 10.
H9uisss ofchsstf..
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26
Louie King aiken
by Narcotic Agents

Said b. Narcotics Chief Harry V.
Williamson 10 be a street peddisr of
dope. Louie King, alias Louie Con.
was arrested Tuesday by Agents w.
]. Patterson and Louis Engls at 1905
Eighth ave.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26

radio singer. Hino Brown. yiollnlst.
aud Marguerite schmidt. pianist.
Tho Hoffman, dinner hour con.
cert includes the "Mlgnon" over.
ture and Himsky,K koffs
Hymn Of tho sun" The KFoA
mike opens az Q,
An orchestra Of real Ilawaiians
Ia a novelty on the Sears. Roebuck
Z o'clock program from KJR. This
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26
WILL HUMPHREY SPEAKS

Tho regular weekly round table
meeting at The Olympic Hotel al
noon Wednesday was addressed by
former Congressman VIII Z. Hum.
phrey. Tho federal trade commits.
sion. OF which Humphrey is mem.
ber was the subject discussed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26

ready Tor radio
fans.
Peggy OF
kFUA" returns
10 steer a Hop
perK oily pro.
gram starting al
$40 Artists In,
olude bobby
Gregory accord
ionlst who Will
play some Of his
own c o IN posi-.
lions and The
"FlRpper Wife {"
Others on tho
bill arc Evelyn
Cuddy. popular
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-08-26

' W. VIII De open August
our tenth
we feel that to appi,ton nv giving
Ito
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15

LUCILLE (Tybing): love June don't you? It's and
soft and the night
PA (Dreamy June used to feel like that about June
but it seems so long ago
LUCILLE So long ago. Oh, Mr. Potter Rises and savitceS
out office light, that only drop lights her desk and
Pas it, We get the effect of the city night
ontside-signs atinking leisnrely, etc.
PA 1t long time June nights and music
ing the water and singing l used to sing in those
days too. you wouldn't believe it....And moving
along the shore in the moonlight hered be white dresses,
and 3.
LUCILLE: And girls in them, suppose
PA July two eleven thousand four sixyhree dollars
teen cents.
LUCILLE (IyPing: And doesn't June anything to you
now? Don't you want get out of life than
adding up somebody elses money?
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15
THE FUNNY STORY

"Have you heard the one about
the colored porter and the old lady
on the train?" asked Jones, puff
ing on a long twisted cigar.
you mean the one in which the
conductor says-T / began, but he
interrupted me.
"No. You're thinking Of the one
about the travelling salesman in
the upper BERTH"
"And the old lady tells the travel
ing salesman"
at doesn't have to be a travel
ing salesman" Jones explained.
"As a matter Of"
Il know" 1 told him, "but I've
forgotten wha happens after the
conductor"
Say, you're getting the two
stories iumbled. Ones about an old
lady in an upper berth and
"She thinks the conductor is
somewhere else when"
mo, you're all mixed up" Jones
cried. cts like this. The porter
SAYS TO the conductor-I mean the
old lady: rs yoh gettin' off at the
mex station? and she thinks he
says"
I've got you now" I broke in.
"Sbe things he's the fellow that"
mo. that's the travelling sales
man story"
"Well, what happens when the
old lady asks the porter the name
Of the station?"
"Why, he--er-tells her--No
that's not right" stumbled Jones.
II seem TO forget just how it does
end. Anyway, it's an awfully funny
story"
Goblin.
Those college girls should make
wonderful firemen.
~Why?"
Because they've had so msea
experience rolling hose"
IN. Y. Medley.
First Town Crier: Asleep again !
Is this a force Of habit?
Second Town Crier: N-n-no, sir,
jest a habit O the force.
Cornell Widow.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15

If i WERE KING.

!" VSAh1 khh@NO.
II I were king and millionaire
And you, a heather slave so fair,
I'd give you gowns and jewels
new
And gold, and ponp and power,
too.
I'd make you queen from heels to
hair.
I look 10 you and loudly swear
I would not skimp. i would not
care.
! would not pinch as others do,
q If l were king.
But now it seems in fortunes snare
The trick is turned, and / declare
The slave am j. the queen are
you,
And worth a million bucks or
two.
SO share with me as ] would share
II / were king.
California Pelican.
Italian guide, pointing to erup-
ton Of Vesuvius-You haven't any
thing like that in America, have
you?
American tourist-No, but we've
got Niagara Falls, and that would
put that damned thing over there
out in five minutes.
Hamilton Royal Gaboon.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15
By J. P McEVOY

PA dunno used to want lot of things out of ife but
can't remember what they What do YOU want
anyway?
LUCILLE: Oh want love!
PA: Oh, you'll outgrow love! Love is for the young.
LUCILLE: want money too.
PA Yes, all money too And everybody tells you
it's easy get Work and save, they say and you'll get
rich. That's the bunk.
LUCILLE But when you young didn't you have ambition
to be rich and famous-and everything?
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15

a. When your age it all looked easy. made big
plans, and If things went wrong, why tomorrow
other day. And then, somehow slowly, slowly
noticed it at ALL l being surrounded by things.
worries and duties and responsibilities. had home to
support wife look after, children feed and clothe
and educate and rent and furniture instalcnts
and doctor bills. 1t all grew up around slowly
hardly realized things had changed. l knew couldn't
quit Jobs the way used to, but had to take things
used to take because thing to be out of
work yourself and something else again have family
around your neck. But, say, realized things
had changed until evening sitting there in the
house and suddenly woke up and looked at all this
had collected around me- furniture and children and bills
and debts and something away down inside of said:
"Say, what's the big idea anyway. Where you going
with al this? p
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15

OFT nmbhdnty aoih good share of them, still continuing
W-ten,bercd nonologne.)
SCRUBWOMAN: Hard enough on a to have to make
her living without being abused and i'll treated by
everyone Hey there, says YOU Hey there yourself says
l. and see how you like it. (Exit)
Pa She's got all these things messed up I'll get them
Strengthened ITO Laec): That's the trouble with this
comtrythe working classes always squawking about how
abused they She's darned lucky to have job Oh,
yes, here are, May o2,647.oo; June $a7oo57.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15
THE B E ST

when i proposed TO Flossic
she asked me for time to make up
her mind"
Hated Rival: Oh, so she makes
that up too.
Columbia Jester
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15
LUCILLE: That's funny.


PA: 1t wasn't funny For just minute looked all
these things the way you look through the windows into
other peoples houses going by the elevated nights and
saw myself sitting all alone in the middle of all this
that somehow had got tangled up sing all alone and
lonesome-it the queerest feeling-and then
gone and since I've felt kinda empty inside and sick
heart SICK if you know what mean.
LUCILLE: know (Giggling) Life is funny, isn't tl
Pa You don't know anything about It's stupid and dull and
cruel.
LUCILLE: don't how you say don't know anything
about life. have plenty of troubles.
PA nrednloasy): You have troubles? Why, you always
seem so happy
LUCILLE (DrumatieoHy) Ah that's the smile wear to hide
my breaking heart You remember in the movies how
Lillian Gish always smiles gay, when she has all
the trouble in the world, just smiles and smiles brave,y
And gosh how tresome it gets!
Pas like the weeke; you know, where they launch
ships and have parades and things
LUCILLE That's the way I've learned do think people re-
spect you if you hide your real feelings Just
smile through your roubles-I like that song "Smin
Through" When things aren't going right with me at
home and my family picks because want have
good time, just think of how Lillian Gish or maybe
Mae Marsh would act
Pas And they pick on you at home? How?
LUCILLE You wouldn't understand It's Just lot of things
which small by themselves but they add up through
the can't the kind of clothes want any
boys come Ma chases em home so she can Sleep
and if go out Ma is sitting up the window when
come back looking like the last Judgment and isn't if
wasn't paying my own board
PA (Clneks sympdtheticaAy): Isn't that too bada
LUCILLE Indignan) Would you believe pay as much board
as my brothers, and girl has pay twice much for
clothes. Is that right, ask you?
PA: That's shame.
LUCILLE: And if that wasn't enough Mas got rheumatism
in her legs and religion ON her BRAIN When she isn't talking
about her pains and aches, she's telling about the
helre God is cooking UP for because want tc step
out and get little fun out of life According to her. God
kind of private detective that follows people around
and makes it tough for 'em. Well, if get home of
my I'll keep Him busy
PA MILDLY siocked): guess you better get work. Where
was /? Oh, yes August hundred fory-eight thou
sand six hundred seventy eight dollars and thirty
LUCILLE (Typng): and thirty cents d. and thirty
cents. That's the way feel about it.
And That's That-Until Next Sunday
by he hor)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15

Down in the mouth of the alley
An elephant lay asleep.
The wildcats moaned in the parlor,
The lions murmured peep-peep.
The coal scuttle ran through the
hallway
Chased by the grandfather's
clock.
4 centipede played the organ,
4 dinosaur circled the block.
-Four hundred thousand coolies
Played leap-frog over a chair,
While a bald-headed man with
shoe in his mouth
Sat complacently combing his
hair.
From out of the depths Of the chin
ney
Came hippo's well-known
scream:
And a bright red rabbit with six
teen legs
Chased a green cat away from its
cream.
As / took my bath in the coal bin
saw a trolley car born,
And vowed by the left hand Of
Pluto
To stay sober and stop drinking
corn.
Virginia Reel.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15
Work for the Knight Is Coming.

Little Scrofula lat the poultry
show): Ma, let's stick around till
they take out tho animals.
Fond maternal parent: No soap,
Scrofula. They don't take 'em out.
Little Scrof.: / heard Pa tell
Uncle Al last night that they'd
stick around till after the show and
pick up a couple Of chickens.
Brown jug.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15

He was newly arrived in this
country aEd was none too familiar
with the use Of the telephone. So
be took the receiver and demanded:
Aye want to talk TO my wife"
Central's voice came back sweet
y: Number, pleaset7
"Oh." he replied. perfectly will
ing to help out, "she bane my sec
ond yun."
Iowa Friyol.
Cuckoo: Hes a chip off the old
stack. believe me.
Cula; Stack. You mean block.
Cuckoo: Did you ever watch him
play poker?
Vanderbilt Masquerade.
When I left college / didn't owe
anybody q cent"
what an awful time to leave"
Denver Parrakeet.
Dean: Jones. ] was glad TO
see you in chapel Sunday.
Jones with recollection Of head
ache) Oh. was that where l was?
Hamilton Royal Gaboon.
How much did old Hardcan
leave behind him when he died?'
Everything. lie didn't take a
single thing with him."
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15

MOVIE PRIMER NO. 1.
A stands for ape,
movie star supreme.
3 stands for baby,
always a scream.
c stands for cuties,
bathing girls and such.
ID stands for dumb-bells,
always "in Dutch
E stands for extras"
for Barnum was right.
F stands for filums
that must be just right.
G stands for gains.
the directors only goal.
II stands for Hollywood,
where lives the lustrous roll.
i stands for ingenue,
simpering, yet sweet.
J stands for joking,
too often indiscreet.
X stands for Kleig lights,
the bright spots Of the shows.
L stands for lovers,
as everyone knows.
N stands for movie,
that marvellous sight.
MOVIE PRIMER NO. ..
n stands for nit-wit,
the producers delight.
o stands for open spaces,
where all he-men 90.
P stands for production,
that must be just so.
Q stands for queries,
that film fans adore.
r stands for realism,
that actors abhor.
S stands for stardom,
the goal Of all men.
T stands for tiresomeness,
btfl IDh Auu luSu.
u stands for unison,
that must be there.
V stands for villains,
with patent-leather hair.
W stands for women,
queens Of this realm.
X stands for X-rays,
the scientific film,
] stands for you, dear,
as heroes always say,
While
Y stands for finish,
cause that's all there is today.
Washington Dirge.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-11-15

BACHELOR: Yes. the worlds a
- gloomy old prison.
Amorous Spinster with over
tones of witt That's because you're
in solitary confinement.
Brown jug.
Mrs. Smith latter the amateur
-'eatrieal performance): Oh, Mrs.
Jones. your husband played the
part Of the gentleman to perfec-
ton!
Mrs. Jones (absently): Yes, l
thought it was a clever impersona-
ZION.
Rice Owl.