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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Infected Sebur,

!. M, IN I'aa oil. ], form, =, n. folliels,
,.s-l y. mar; itI natural function is to
,s,pply he hair with oil.
!, =. !, often becomes Infected. II cake,
d., zap clogs che follicles and plugs
!, 4. Terms BY the millions then start
t,, ,.'l upon the hair. S.rni badness
Dr. h'ii; thea comes total baldaess.
'''oTs thztinfection and your hair
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Music
Heifetz Master
Violinist

ny LOUISE RAYMOND OwENs
ON of The most noteworthy rlsnta
of tHr pre- ut musical SEASON u4a
ihr 4urlrBuDH gr IuHrba Islntz
uW1u8 l,urHIBu yI9iIuiaf. In IA con
cert last evening at the fIrat Pres
bgtrr.au church that waa triumph
Tor che artist Uaf,tE artistry a
already UflI known 20 local music
dry0teea. and each recital here sins
him now l8urrIa
iir.frtr has Justly been called "a
technical marvel Hs hla nHwIres
technique and mastery uf an the
mtrigaCica OF composition attain AS
near as possible perfection AZ
tr,hulCinu bo Is considered Ca ba
iie greatest since raElHiuI Hia lu-
trFpgrtatlgna. tone r1lHrinE and iur
tuuauun were superb aud bent charm
10 every number given Few artists
have the power 90 arouse the emo
tIona as deeply az IlrIfstz, but be-
has AN emotional appeal that holds
his audience from the beginning until
lhe last note has died away.
More perfect muslrluBHMp could
NOT be- found than iu tho Slave
superb Interpretation ol the opening
number Concerto" hy GIazouu1ff.
which WAS greeted with the most
tHundcruua applauW. as was smut
sarus ''ilRsanuliHa' and WALTZ
puarapbasr,' by ilub1y, which fol
lowed
Othog uumhEy8 which met with
instant favor we're Dyumkn familiar
"Slayouir Dance IN = Minor" Cor
trEu LIIt, By uoulbnEDr, "LafUmau-
erga" utth century, by Joseph
AChrpn. which Was given its nrst
performance last evening. and Per
pttum Mobile difficult technical
nlt. BY Iarsa The artist closed his
program with cyril Sggirs The
Gentle Maiden" aud Introduction
and Tufantsllr by sarasttr. which
we're greeted Nith such enthusiasm
that tho artist WIS compelled %
give several turorra. ~ which Srhua
bert Wilhelmys AVA Maria won
the greatest favor
lsadJF AchrUn provided excellent
accompaniment for the artist
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15

has appointed tho following mem
byr1 ua Ladies' OF tho Attic circle
Tor the coming year; Lady Of tho
Sunrise. Mrs, Joseph Warren. Lady
OF the River. MrB, Clark Fonda.
Lady of the Great white silence.
Mira James Russelli Lady Of The
Glacier MrH Elizabeth Ilazrlton,
Lady o. tho Sunset, Mn N,ilic
Rush,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
WHITTIER UElGHTs CLUn

Tho regular meeting Of tho Whit
tier Heights Improvement club VIII
DO held in tho Whittier schoo. "
18th o.. and itgh ave. n. W. on Fiji
day evening. Jan, D.. 90 S o'clock,
The principal speaker % the eve
ming will be- Mr. oliver r. Erickson
former city councilman
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Now We RenopeH

Our treatment Is based on new prin-
ciple,. IL pcneua;es to the folliele, Of
the hair. IL killsinieetion-remove, the
infected Sebum. Falling hair stops. ],
reYives the sickly, undernouriShed hair
roots, makes new hair grow. Remember,
IL is guaranteed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
RECREATION COMMITTEE
OF TT. A.

Tho January meeting OF the rec
rrstion committee of tho Parent,
Teacher association viii DO held
Friday January re-. az 40 D. m. az
the Young Ladies' Institute club.
house. ii01 10Th ave. Members AFRO
urged 10 attend. as MrU. Ruric Todd.
chairman ot the recreation commit.
tee. who has resigned. VIII preside
for tho hat time. Take car No. 9.
Sc, of AZ 10Th ave. and walk one
block south.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Music Club VIII
GiUG Concert

Ia Rohcmc Music club viii pre-
sent the second 81 Is series o. con,
crrts saturday evening. az tho home
OF Mrs- T. \. Rhodes. 5sos Ia,oua
ave W J TarEart. tenor. and Rod,
rrick Dunbar. baritone. VIII be tho
assisting artists
The program follows:
Duet
ia a. psrsm Ia Marc Gep5B Gia-
rann' ? s'''.s-.' Mozart
Air1 james u Iiaausli and AZ
RodsriyS hanbar
rrApilaHr ..sr-s ..-.......s. GrisE
Etuds on g Na. H.. wslisnhaaBi
Nrf John y. uoherif
Nsaks. Ny Hear, % olasrs.s
....-....-.. ..-r-..s.. prasuars
~ Heart rHst.s Fres' .Ital5 n
Ntrs. yi1ist X. nan
~it-rempsuss .---.s...... iiamuena
4 ptd Not Knu~ ......... vazdsrpooi
N', Esdsries Dunbar
hei haEEio Losing hsiT. z aruirA-
talantl sfssr4srs -s.s-sas..s Nursini
Mrs. james Gordau Boswell
Vioiin--
les Adiau1~ ............ Raraaato
Mrr J. ~ IfsrF.s1n.
rrrure-
AZ RnWninE 80. .-ss-s..ss. .Caduaz Al
'peiiaa t.ss.s.- --.st..--. M-4iil
'-rhe Ilvlnr Gef'' ..........C IIara
Mf. W. ,. TaEzaTt
Duet
ArflA Morn. sasa.H.r ssssss..sas Aatfrn
Mrs Violet *. Ua4 and Mrs. Lillian
LsiEhfou.
Aecumua ltDdsrich Dun har.
Mr.. ". ,. TaEgart aEd Dolores ysa
Ana
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15

ANTWERP Jean Hers q farm
co. has capitalized on siNiCgRod
scat that was born In hla farm.
he has put the goat in an uban.
doned barn ana b. charging an ud,
mission leo 10 rec tho unusual ami,
NAL.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Hostess at TlCO
Bndge LuRcheOns

NrS George W. Rourke is arranE.
izg tEo bridge iunchcons az her home
rH Wednesday afternoon. January
= ali Thursday afternoon. the 29th.
ST. tables viii b In play tho first
&y and four tables on the second
Ay.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Always
A Successful Dessert
Because it Jells Well

SCORES OF tempting dish
y es-every one a delight
arc made with Jell-well. Six
delicious fruit havors for
your choice.
And Red Box Jell-wcll is
always successful, because il
always yeM ,rtK. No fail
ures, never a doubt about
this dessert.
We use only the purest
gclatine it is possible to OBJ
tain. Note its havory frag-
rance when the hot water
is added.
Try Jell-well and see.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Mrs. HotiuS to GiUe
Snail Luncheon

Ms Lacy uoNus Is extending In
vfl.ons 20 "a small luncheon az the
Backward Inn on Friday afternoon.
h orpumeut 10 Mrs CorydUn War
~ Eplahs McruIn and Miss Eliza.
IN HcEry % New York,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
4 in 7 Bald at 40
-9l96 needlessly, Investigation Shoes!

Jurisprudence shows falling hair
i ! : badness most always due to
lai'Gted Scalp il(Sebum). Now
0'uilly overcome. Hair actually
gown on 81 heads in 100.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
INTERPLAY PIT A.

INTERPLAY PIT \. will give "a rrrsp-
ton 20 past presidents. Friday eve
ming. January 70, az 5 o'clock In the
school lunch room. The child labor
bill viii DO discussed. Program and
Refreshments.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Informal Bridge Tea

Mrs Andrew ~ Gillespie viii gn.
trTiain with an informal bridge tea
It her home on Tuesday, January 80.
Ia compliment 60 Miss ALICE pibble.
who Is visiting her sister. Mr Rob,
ryt Graham.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15

You'll serve it often then.
Pure, certified colors make
this dessert as good to look
at as it is to cat. And it's
dainty and healthful after
a hearty meal.
Make any OF the six navon
plain at first. See how delicious
and clear Jell-wellis. Then add
fruits for variety. You can serve
many combinations tina. will
make ]ell-well for dessert IA
vorite in your home.
Your grocer has Red.Box Jell-
well. Choose any Of the six fla
vors-to see how good We make
this dessert.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Assistants Named
Tor Tea

Az Mrs James CosttlI1's tea at her
Acms on Tuesl1y afternoon, January
II in honor % Miss Imogvnc Cognctt
,vsidlag az the urns Will DC Mrs,
Raecrt L. Fox. Jr, Ms Daryl FL
III White. Mrs James FARRELL and
M. John Mungo panl
hey WI b assisted by MIS-, stan
~ ", Frederick. Mrs. Leroy Fow-
M Mrs Juison Falkuor, Mrs James
Gallagher. Miss GLADYS Epperson.
vs. Helen Allan and Miss Margaret
Rrsly q California.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
AssocIATE MArRoNs, cLun

Associate Alarrons' club. o. L. 8.
Of Seattle and King county. will meet
with Mra Julia Mgrkuren. 5psT
Seventh ave. y. y, Friday. January
10. Luncheon az j. o'clock.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Buffet Snpper

Mss Jane Perkins and her brother.
" Russell Perkins. viii entertain
rth a buffet dinner AZ their home
S.grday evening Covers win BE-
racsd ior sixteen.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Junior Party

Mrs Philip Marion win entertain
twenty ehlduyn az her home next
TUESDAY afternoon, for the pleasure
% her little daughter poroihea. on
her BIRTHDAY,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Harrart Gipen By Your Dealer

The guarantee j, positive, and promptly
met. You arc the judge. Your own drug
or department. store gives IL with each
J-botile purchase. Go today, ask fo' the
Van Ess Treatment.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
vAN AssELT P.T. A.

Van Asset PIT. 4. viii meet M.
day january rs. NJ go ,. m Mrs
y. ]. Irvine, chairman OF tha state
thrift committee. WI 30 tho
speaker.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Monday Practice Chic

Tho Monday Practice club viii be-
entertained tE Mu. Albert Charlrs
Phillips 90 her home urNt TUESDAY.
Tho prosmm ar 1850 O'Clock win b.
followed bf uncuc0u,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
Bridge Dinner

Mr. and Mrs John 4. Porter VIII
entertain with "a dinner q twelve
covers az their home Friday uirht,
Urtise VIII bg PLAYED later
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15

will usually return. We back this state
mcnt with a money-bsck guarantee.
Hene. IL is folly for anyone with falling
hair not 10 make the test.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
ST CECILIA CLUE

The 81 Cecilia club will give &c
first formal dance Of this season on
Friday evening. January 10, at the
Nncht club.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
NOnTm END GuILD

The North End guild OF the Chill.
dren's Orthopcdic hospital will hold
iis monthly meeting 40 the home or
Mrs. @. w. Payne, 1873 II. 5ist st..
Friday January ~. at ii a. III.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
sEXToS FRIENDSHIP
rIIIn

sexton Friendship club viii meet
with Nina, Alv!ra Jenkins, 4lis Sec.
ond ave, y, T.. Friday. January 10.
at Il o'clock. Take wsillnEford
car.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
PUBLIC INSTALLATIONS

Of OfflCEkS
Evergreen Court No. ., o. OF 4.
win hold public installation OF OF.
ficcrs Friday evening, January %
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
MISSIONARY SOCIETY

The womans Missionary society
OF the First Presbyterian church will
open the years work with a lunch
con in the dining room Of the church,
on Friday, January lG, at 1890
O'Clock. Tho luncheon win be served
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15

Wallingford o. 4. \ No. soi. viii
entertain No whist and bridge salurs
daT. January a. % kij =, m. %
Surtun'H cafeteria Numerous a..
yur win % given foF high score.
ALSO door favor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15
WOmen's Clubs
MAII.INnFonn o. h. II

Election Of ottlcer Members urged
20 b. present.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15

Air aud Mrs. Russell y Horton are
being congratulated upon tho birth
o. n daughter January y. ~ the Viz
FInu Mason hospital.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15

Mr. and MrH Edward - Hailng1r
and Aira Josiah Towno viii motor 20
Portland Friday 90 spend the week,
end,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-15

SIR Marion H. Cummings lcft We'd
uesdly for the EaHt on q months
trlp.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-07
Pocket GOphers
Undermine Field

An appeal was recently re-
"a ceived by the Biological sur
IA vey Of the United Staes De-
partment of Agriculture from
the commanding officer OF the
United States naval air station
at San Diego, Cal, for assistance
in Kidding both the navy and
the army landing fields there OK
pocket gophers. The animals
were not only undermining the
fields and causing serious accl-
dents to the landing planes ana
endangering the flyers, but they
were also destroying lawns and
gardens. About 1900 acres were
involved.
An assistant was detailed to
take charge of eradication opera
tons. The Biological Survey fur-
nished the necessary poison and
traps, while the air station ofn-
Gals furnished labor and other
materials. After application OF
the poison a steam roller was
used to level all the mounds ana
make it easier to locate any new
ones that might appear. As a
result the station was practicaEy
cleared of pocket gophers. ann
the work is being followed up,
with a view to coping promptly
with any one Of the rodents that
may appear in the future.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-07
GARRETT P. SERVISS EXPLAINS
EARTH'S MOON DANCE
Astronomer Shows by Diagram How Celestial Bodies
Revove Around Common Center OF Gravity

the center of the series Of inter.
secting circles, each Of which rep
resents the outline OF the earth,
In it's successive positions as 1t
swings round, always keeping on
the opposite side Of the center OF
gravity from the moon.
Notice that as the earth ana
moon together go round the sun
they keep ON revolving about
their center Of gravity. In fact
the real earth-moon orbit about
the sun IS the path pursued by
that center Of gravity. The ef-
feet is not altogether unlike that
of having two balls, one heavy,
the other light, fastened at the
opposite ends Of a straight stick.
Try an experiment Of that kind
and YOU viii find how important
the center of gravity becomes
when two bodies held together in
any way are set in common mo-
ton. If you take the stick by
one end and throw 1t, 1t win be-
gin to rotate end over end about
the point where the center OF
gravity between the two balls -
located. If you try to throw the
stick sideways with your grasp
anywhere except at the center OK
gravity it will behave so eccen.
tricaIly that you must look out
sharp or you viii get an une1'
pected rap.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-07

wpng it off the mat Men longer raise their hats to
in elevators voting booths. They'll soon neglect
to raise them anywhere.
WOMEN2
BECAUSE WOMEN ARE THE POTENTIAL MOTHERS?
WE'LL AREN'T MEN THE POTENTIAL FATHERS?
A FATHER is AS HOLY AS MOTHER ANY DAY.
Whether you base it his domestic duties his civic
obligations, mans job is just sacred womans
THERE'S NO MORE REASON, in my opinion, WHY HE
SHOULD RAISE HIS HAT TO HER THAN WHY SHE
SHOULD RAISE HER HAT TO HIM.
Take it any way you please human hat-rasng is
mighty silly custom. IF WE'D PASS AROUND OUR HATS
A LITTLE MORE FOR GOD AND KEEP THEM ON OUR
HEADS FOR EACH OTHER, WED COME NEARER TO
ACTING CIVILIZED.
So, woman voter and selfish human with eye
to my own interests I'm here to that the
cut out this hatraisng code with the better I'll be
pleased don't them open the door for when
leave room. I want much more convincing gesture
I WANT THEM TO OPEN THE WAGE RATES FOR Me,
SO THEY'LL PAY ME AS MUCH FOR MY TIME AS
THEY ID PAY MAN. dont want them to uncover and
stand in my presence. WANT THEM TO MAKE LAWS
WHICH WILL REALLY PROTECT ME- AND MY SIS
TIERS AND OUR CHILDREN. That's the only proof they
give to that they think motherhood holy And
far I'm concerned the sooner they take off their coats in
my presence and roll up their sleeves and invite to
in on the job with equal rights and equal honors the
better I'll be pleased
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-07
DIR. FRANK CRANES
DAILY EDITORIAL
One VIM fO Cure PeODLe
One Way TO Cure PeOpLI
Nv DOCTOR FRANK CRANE.

DR KING BROWN, of Bermondsey Town, in England,
has thought of new propaganda
- If man is feeling down. has got the grumps and
is generally pessmstc his frown will be vanished and ne
iii he cIeered M with few lines like "Old gOosey
gander ,-s..., =, -
He proposed that the following lines be scattered all over
the town by electric signs:
Gums full of poison teeth few and loose,
At forty lumbago at fifty the screws
His deputy forward BELTS his station ana sue
oests that the picture of with tooth brush ana
these words Of advice shall make up the next line:
am eighty today, yet from age am tree
The toothbrush way is the waylfor me-
The council recently by unanimous vote in order TO make
tbe town healthy decided to boost this plan and to note
if it also made the taxpayers wealthy.
Certainly if there suggestion, good health
might be advertised and thoughts of good health be firmly
LODGED in the minds of the public
Whether it will result not in putting health hits on bill
boards and flashing them in electric signs instead OF
using these for advertising safety and sewing
machines and other commercial Devices cannot be SAID
# IS surely an interesting experiment and the result from
Bermondsey will be watched closely.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-07
Don't Pray, Says He

Herriot French Socialist Prime Minister who has been
having desperate fight with the Catholic party because
of his cutting off diplomatic relations with the Pope
insisting nonregous schools in angry
because campaign of started to change his views
He he does not WANT millions Of Roman Catholics
praying for him, at him.
If he is right Providence will know it. If he is wrong
he himself should pray for light And it, perhaps be-
Ieve there is such thing Providence then prayers
cannot hurt him.
Herrot complains especially Of prayers in
aimed at him and his prosecutors He reminds
the Alsatans that they had thus prayed against their
former German rulers they would have put Jail and
suggests that ne could jail the Archbishop Of Srasburg
he wanted to.
is fierce politicoregious fight carried with great
determination and ingenuity on both sides.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-07

The moon is shoaOn at three
points in ats monthly Orbit-MG,
NIB and Nc, and ats direction
from the earth is indicated at
nine other points-Md, Me, etc.
The .9rsaze at circles represents
the earth IN the positions 1t oc-
cMpies aVhen the moon IS at Ma,
MD, Nc, etc. The central dot
shows the location of the center
of gravity betaOeen the earth
and the moon. This lies about
1000 miles belopU the ed4'th's
surface. The circle of dots
shoaUs the successive positions
of the earth's center as 1T
savings with the moon around
the center of gravity.
The broken GrrOGO through
the center indicates the reUoLu-
ton of the center of grGVity,
carrying both earth and moon
auth it, around the sun, a0hich
IS assumed to be beLO4O the pic-
ture.
Observe that the center of
the earth IS GtIOGYS so pLUceO
that the center of gravity rs be-
tween it and the moon.
The earth is so much heavier
than the moon-about eighty-one
times-that the center Of gravity
between them is situated a thou
sand miles below the earth's
surface. A point on the earth OPP
posite to the moon at any time
is, then, moving in a tangent to
a circle about 1000 miles in
radius, drawn around their COM
mon center of gravity. This mo-
ton can, of course, be detected
by proper methods, although we
are ordinarily utterly insensible
to it, just as we should be I'M
aware of the earth's daily rota-
ton, but for its effect In produc-
ing apparent motion Of the
heavenly bodies.
Our picture Of the earth's moon
dance explains itself with the
aid of the subscript. The moon
is represented at twelve success
sive points in it's monthly orbit,
and the center of gravity of the
earth-moon system appears in
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-07

THAT'S WHAT EQUAL SUFFRAGE HAS DONE TO 4
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-07

0oME surprise has been ex-
pressed that astronomers
~ should find their calcula-
tons of the time of the January
eclipse even SO little as four or
five seconds out Of the way. The
simple statement that this was
due to almost unavoidable errors
in the prediction of the absolute
places Of the sun and moon at the
moment Of their conjunction with
one another and with the earth
NAV not aid much in revealing
the source Of the variance be-
tween prediction and performance.
But the nature Of the difficulty
NAV be made clearer by consider
ing one out Of the many COM
pIications that arise from the
varying effects of the interacting
attractions Of the three bodies
sun, moon and earth.
Few, it is probable, are aware
or IL they are aware ever think
Of the fact that the moon doesn't
travel around the earth, but
around the center Of gravity be-
tween it's own center and the
center Of the earth. Still less,
probably, do they think Of the
fact that the earth also travels
around that center OF gravity
once every month; in other words.
that the moon strugglingly swings
the earth, like a super-heavy
partner in a dance. while the
partner barely turns round in his
place on the floor, meanwhile
whirling his companion as lightly
as a ball at the end Of string.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-07
Trade Schools

Establishment Of trade schools
In a number of cities in the State
of Ceara, Brazil, is contemplated
by the legislature of that state.
Fred C. Eastin, jr., American vice
consul in charge at Pernambuco,
suggests that American firms
handling machine tools, shop
equipment, and trade-school sup
plies address proposals in the
Portuguese language for supply
ing such materials to the prest-
dent of the state, Fortaleza, Ceara,
Brazil.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-07

.R. KING BROWN, of Bermondsey Town,
has thought of a new propaganda.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-07
SAP AND SALT
BY BERT NOSES

I-By BERT MOSES-a
Farmers beat up the game; Wall
Street bags 1t.
Divorce seems to be the only
reward there is in marriage.
Some one asked Death where
its sting was, but such an in
curry is not necessary with a hor-
net.
Minorities are more apt to be
right than majorlties.
Honesty accompanied by a brass
band is more or less open to sus'
picion.
Painted lips kill the kick In q
kiss.
Hez Heck says: PLENTY o
parkin' room can ginerally be
found around church"
copyright, 1925, by Premier Syndi-
cate, Inc.)
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-07
LISTEN, WORLD!

liver since last Election Day Mrs.
Thomas Merton's rage has been sim
IL mering. Mrs. Merton never was an
enthusiastic feminist. She insists she could
have gotten along very nicely without the
vote and doesn't believe that equal suffrage
will do bit of good to the country. In fact,
since last Election Day she's Positive that
it will do a great deal of harm. Of course,
she voted. She doesn't like voting, but if
til her duty, she will do it. But the minute
she stepped inside that voting booth she saw
her worst premonitions verified. There sat
men with their feet on the table their hats
on their heads and their coats on the wall.
Some were even smoking Did they lower
their feet, remove their hats and cigars and
replace their coats at the entrance of The
LadiesY THEY DID NOT! They stayed