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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
Temperament.

II should advise ladies always to
avoid artists who are in search of new
sensations and emotions either In
friendship or love. Never fall In
love with genius, ladies, nor man
Of temperament. All that is left Of
temperament at home is. temper
Jacinto Benevente. Spanish Playwright.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Olof Knutson spent Christmas at
Ogden, Utah, with his daughter,
Mrs. ]. A. Fitzwater. 1t is need
less to state that he enjoyed the
visit with his daughter and family
and also the change in climate
from 10 or more below zero cold
snap to the soft winter atmosphere
of Utah.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Mr.. and Mrs. Matt johnson are
mourning the death of their 4-year
old son who died Wednesday night
of stomach flu after two weeks
illness. The funeral will take place
tomorrow from the Suomi church,
Rev. Victor Koivumaki officiating.
The bereaved family have the SYM
pathy of host of friends in their
loss.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
Rainbow Trio Give Dance.

A large crowd greeted the new
year at the Jugo-Slav National
Home where the Rainbow Trio
staged dance on Wednesday
evening. A fine time was had to
the excellent music. furnished by
the Trio.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Miss Ruth Keinzle, who has been
secretary to Superintendent Eng
lund at the schools, has resigned
and will attend college for term.
She is now at her home in Wiscon-
sin for a holiday visit.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Representative Geo. T. Lommen
of Biwabik was in the city today
confering with constituents regard
ing proposed measures to be brought
before the legislature which con-
venes next Tuesday for the bi-en-
NAL session.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
Lose Children PurposeIy.

Women of the tenement districts
have been known to purposely lose
their children in crowds So as to have
a holiday and to call at night at the
various police stations, knowing their
offsprings will ultimately be taken
there.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
Ma.ons Entertain Eridax.

The young people home from
school were the guests of the local
masons at a dancing party at the
lodge rooms Friday evening. Music
was furnished by Rosie's Orchestra
and the ladies of the o. E. s.
served lunch. All present report
en- enjoyable affair.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Miss Elcey Trezona who is at
tending the National kindergarten
school at Chicago, is home Cor a
holiday visit with he parents, mir
and Mrs. Chas. Trezona
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
CARD OF THANKS.

| wish to express my sincere
thanks and appreciation for the
help and sympathy given me dur.
ing my recent bereavement-th
loss of my beloved daughter, Esther
also for the lovely floral offerings
To the young ladies' who SC
kindly solicited aid, to the public in
general who so unselfishly gave, and
to all of those who in some way
helped to tighten my burden, are
my thanks due. May God reward
you!
MRS. JOHANNA HEGFoRS
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Riggin and
two sons of Cornell, Wis, Mr.. and
Mrs. w. H. Kenety and three child
rem of Cloquet, were Christmas Wis
itors at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Kenneth Duncan and son, Robert.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
Investigation Wanted.

"What makes you think you were
defeated by fraud?" 81 paid for 1853
votes in the second precinct, and the
books show that got total of only
153 there. Our election system is SIM
ply rotten. "-Cleveland Leader.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
Some Zero Weather.

The thermometer today took on
more hopeful aspect and smiled
little bit. 1t registered 20 above
after three weeks of steady below
zero weather during which time it
bumped along between 10 and SO
degrees below.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
An Ear EuIi

Dodd-'I notice that in telling about
that fish you caught you vary the size
for different listeners" Rodd-"Yes.
l never tell man more than think he
will believe"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Mr.. and Mrs. James Moonan are
rejoicing over the birth of a daugh-
ter at their home on New Years
day. Jim says the lit Miss is
just what the DR.. ordered to furnish
the family of all boys with sister.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
Mothers, Club to Meet.

The Ely Mothers Club will hold
regular meeting at the Com
munity Center on Friday evening,
January 9th at 8 O'Clock. A pro-
gram will be given, a lunch ar
ranged and silver offering taken.
ALI invited.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

A. ]. McMahan was in Dulutf
Saturday and returned that even
ing with Mrs. McMahan and the
children who had been spending
Christmas with Mrs. McMahan's
parents at Morgan Park.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Mrs. j. A. Pinkerton returned to
her home in Glenwood, Mimi. today
after a weeks visit in the city
with her daughter, Mrs. Richard
Chinn, and family.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

The holiday vacation will come
to close Monday morning when
the schools of the district will open
the second semester.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

VIM. Sletten who is employed
with Jacks Radio Shop at West
Duluth was in the city this week
for a holiday visit with hi. mother,
Mrs. F.. Sletten.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

DIR. j. j. Call returned Monday
from a Christmas visit with rel
atives in the Twin Cities.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Miss Myrtle Everett of Biwabik
spent several days in the city this
week with friends. Miss Everett
is one of the instructors in the
Tower schools.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Miss Elaine Fenske is visiting
friends and relatives at Ironwood,
Mich. and Duluth.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Miss Elda June Rapson is home
from her nursing duties at st.
Paul for a holiday visit with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs Sam Rapson.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Miss Lucille Hayes was in the
city from Duluth for new years
visit with her sister, Mrs. B. M.
Lambert, and family.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

NJ j. Murphy returned today
from Ironwood, Mich, where he
had spent the beginning of the year
with relatives.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
CHURCH NOTES /

ELY M. E. cHURC H-Sunday
School at 1000 A. M. Morning
Worship at HOO A. M. Even
ing Service at 1880 P. M. Come
and bring your friends. Epworth
League at 6:45 P. M.
Rev. Howard A. Musser, "the
Jungle Man., from India will
preach at the morning service. Dop't
fail to hear him.
The Sunday School and Epworth
League invite you to their regular
sessions.
Hear the pastors evening sermon
on "a Peculiar People. Bring a
friend
JOHN L. PARISH, Minister.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Miss Ollie Ronka who is teach
ing in the Thompson district south OF
Duluth, is home for the holidays
with her parents.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Mrs. E. T. Collier, mother of
Mrs. Kenneth Duncan, arrived last
week for an extended visit with her
daughter and family in this city.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Oliver H. Bell is spending his
holiday vacation with friends in
Minneapolis.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Howard Nicholas is home from
Peoria, Illinois, for holiday visit
with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Jas.
H. Nicholas.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Miss Josephine Rothman of
Aurora, spent the week in the city
at the home of her uncle and aunt,
Mr.. and Mrs. Jos. Rothman.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

DR.. and Mrs. Myers of the Travis
Myers Hospital are visiting at the
old home of Mr.. Myers in Pennsyl-
yania,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Bennett Graves returned Thurs
day from Duluth where he had been
visiting since Monday.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Mr.. and Mrs. R. Clifford Miller
of st. Cloud were visitors at the
Miller parental home in this city
last week.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Geo. L. Brozich is in the city
from Duluth for few days on
business.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Mr.. and Mrs. Hjalmer Heikkila
became the parents of a baby girl
on Saturday.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

PLUMBING-For your Plumbing,
Heating and Ventilating call on
us. Repairing and remodeling a
speciality. Ely Plumbing & Heat
ing Company, A. L. Dolan, Prop,
Cor. 5th Ave. East and Chapman
st. Telephone No. 1913. 7-18 If.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Miss Margery Ketcham is in the
city from Duluth for holiday
visit with her aunt, Mrs. |. G. Cox.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

H. j. Fatland returned today
from weeks visit at Des Moines,
Iowa.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Mrs. Ault of California is here
for visit with her father, John
Gouze, and sister, Miss Amelia
Gouze.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
MRS. JOHANNA HEGFoRs

Richard Trezona arrived early in
the week from Houghton, Mich. for
New Year visit with his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Trezona.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Bert Baker has returned from
the sorrowful mission of attending
the funeral of Mrs. Baker at Col
eraine.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
yR lilo Ru
X WILLLM,S u
LNulp!IElRSL]

Mrs. H. E. Berg has returned to her
home from the Shipman Hospital.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

Hugh Call is in the city from
Hibbing for a visit with his brother,
]. J. Call.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

PHOTOS--Our new lighting equip
ment makes .,ossible to have your
photograph taken day or night, be
tn. weather dull or bright. Cyko
Studio, o. Hokkanen, Prop. If.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02
sT. ANTHoNY,s CHURCH.

1st Mass, Slovenian Sermon)--
a. m
I'd Mass, English Sermon) ----
----------10:30 a. M
Catechism,--.--2to 8 p. m
Vespers and Benediction.
REV. FATHER MIHELCIC, Pastor,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

ICE AND WOOD-Ice delivered to
your home or business. Also
mixed cordwood for sale. Victor
j. Thompson, Tel. 1876. If.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

FOR SALE Rocking Chairs. In
quier of Mrs. A. C. Hail. Phone
2lS. IL
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

WOOD PRODUCTS am in the
\ market for all kinds of ties and
spruce pulpwood at best prices.
Write, Joseph McGrath, 625 Man
haitian Bldg, Duluth, Mimi. 1-2
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

FOR SALE, ETC.

FOR SALE-Horses Harness, Wag-
ons and Sleighs. For Sale Cheap.
Inquire of Box IA, Winton or
call 288M for full particulars.
1-2 If.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

RECORDS CHEAP-15O Edison
records for sale at 25c each.
Chocolate Shop.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

CORDWOOD FOR SALE-Dry and
green mixed wood for sale. In
quire of Jacob Johnson, Phone
2SO. / % p.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1925-01-02

FOR RENT-House with garage for
rent. Inquire of James Brobin,
Box SsS, Ely. IL
Evening star., 1925-03-25
BASIL MILES MARRlES
MRS. PEABODY SAVELL
Diplomats Attend Wedding of u. S.
Commissioner of International
Commerce Body.

BY the Associated Press.
PARIS, March 25.-Basil Miles, the
American administrative commission
er of the International Chamber OF
Commerce, and Mrs. Peabody Savell
We're married Monday at the city hall
of the seventh ward. the religious
ceremony being performed immedi-
ately afterward at the brides home
in the Rue Saint Guillaume, Paris.
The Rev. DR. Joseph Wilson, minis
ter of the American Church in Paris,
officiated at the ceemony and John ii.
Macdonald. the brides godfather, and
the American Amba ssador to Belgium
William Phillips, signed the marriage
register at the city hall. The we'd
ding breakfast was served at Mr.. and
Mrs. Miles future home, Rue Mon
sieur. Among those present at the
wedding We're Ambassador Herrick,
Mrs. Parmely Herrick, Ambassador
Phillips, Mr. and Mrss John H. Mac
Donald, Col. and Mrs. Bentley Mott,
Count and Countess Charles de Lied
erkerke, Mr.. and Mrs. Van Rensselaer,
Thayer and Col. Philippe Bunauva-
rilla.
Evening star., 1925-03-25
THREATENS PROBE
OF UNIVERSITY MEN
Ohio Legislature Takes Up
Charge of BoIshevism A.
fecting Faculty Members.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
COLUMBUS, Ohio, March ga
1o4nt resolution providing for a leg
tslatfve investigation of alleged Boil
sheyistic and socialistic connection OF
several faculty members of Ohio state
University, Ohio University at Athens
and Miami University at Oxford, has
. been prepared for possible SUBMISSION
in the Senate, it became known last
night.
Provides for Expulsion.
The resolution also virtually pro-
yIdes Tor the expulsion of any faculty
member of a State-supported educa-
tional institution who has public con-
nections with "any socialist, atheist,
communist or other organization OF
revolutionists' by authorizing the
Withholding of his salary.
Advisability of submitting the reso-
luton, it has become known, viii be
considered this morning by the
rules committee of the Senate.
The resolution cites that the chapel
of Ohio State University was used
for "the forming of a socialistic
circle" by Frank Bohn, who, it as
serts. the Lusk Committee of the New
York Legislature, named to investl-
gate seditious organizations during
the war time, found signed the first
manifesto of the Industrial Workers
of the World.
Further Charges.
It further charges that the Lusk
committee reported revolutionary or
ganizations in Miami University,
Ohio University and Ohio State Uni
versity and that the Loyal Legion has
protested against the teachings of
Bolshevism in Ohio universities"
Evening star., 1925-03-25
PRINCE OLAF NOT COMING
Will Not Represent Norway at
MINNEAPOLIS Celebration.

OSLO, Norway, March 25.-The Nor
wegian government has accepted an
invitation to send representatives to
Minneapolis for the celebration this
Summer commemorating the arrival
of the first Norwegian immigrants in
the American Northwest a century
ago. The delegation will include
member of the cabinet, possibly the
secretary of agriculture; a member
of Parliament and Karl Wehring, for
mer secretary of war.
There is no prospect at present of
Crown Prince Olaf making the trip.
Evening star., 1925-03-25
Falls II Stories
To Roof of Taxi,
LiUeS Four Hours
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
NEW YORK, March 25.-Harold
Van Wrinkle, 81 years old, a clerk
employed by an insurance COM
pany, died late yesterday, four
hours after he fell from the seven
teenth floor of the Equitable Life
Assurance Company building, op-
posite the Pennsylvania Hotel.
Van Wrinkle crashed through the
roof of a taxicab standing at the
entrance of the hotel.
The police are investigating in
an effort to ascertain whether it
was a case of suicide or an acci-
dent
Evening star., 1925-03-25
Irak Evacuation Studied.

LONDON, March 25.-Asked in the
House of Commons when the evac-
uation of Irak by British troops
would take place, w. G. A. Ormsby-
Gore, colonial undersecretary, stated
that Colonial Secretary Amery and
Air Minister Sir Samuel Hoare have
just left for Bagdad, with the inten-
tion of studying the evacuation of
Irak and other questions. The under
secretary added that he preferred not
to make a general statement during
their absence.
Evening star., 1925-03-25
Wooden Workers Hours Cut.

BURLINGTON, VT, March 25.-Em-
ployes of the weaving and dressing de-
partments of the American Woolen Co.
here have been placed on a working
schedule of four days a week, it was
announced Five hundred men are af-
fected
Evening star., 1925-03-25

Third Floor, in a Conveniently
Located and Arranged New
House Frock Dept. Use Sth st.
Entrance and 3 New Speedy
Elevators Direct to the Dept.
Evening star., 1925-03-25
Utility Home Frocks
Nurses and Maids
Uniforms
$1.95

There are no frills and fancies
about the dresses to interfere
with your efficiency. Practical,
tailored styles-yet very becom-
ing.
Hoover and straightline mod
els of fruit of the loom, muslin,
blue or gray chambray; stripe,
black or gray soisette. All well
made!
Evening star., 1925-03-25
Jane Stuart
Expert Shopper

Shops for you or with you.
Mail and phone orders accepted
on advertised articles, unless
otherwise stated.
Franklin 74OO
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-18
I. O.SUBSTATION
At BETHESDA
PROPOSED
Citizens of edgemoor. and Bat
terry Park Have Fought
for City Deliveries.

Residents Of Battery Park, Edge
moor and Bethesda, Nd, feel they
have won their fight for extension
Of the Washingtona city postal facil-
! tiles to Bethesda and the establish
ment Of city delivery privileges for
the suburban communities.
The Postoffice Department is
considering a new substation of the
Washington Post Office at Bethesda,
and is expected to announce shortly
that regular city mail deliveries will
begin in the section some time be-
fore July !. The plan, as now out
lined, is to have the new office bear
the title of the Bethesda (Md.l sub
station, thereby preserving Bethesda
as a separate community, but CIV
ing regular city deliveries to it and
the Edgemor-Battery Park develop.
ment.
Hitherto, residents Of the entire
neighborhood have been required
either to call at the Bethesda post
office for their mail or to rely on
rural routes, the latter making de-
hveries only once a day. The rural
route also has necessitated the keep
ing of mail boxes on the streets,
marring something Of the beauty
VI the dLtTdCLIVG SuDuTDS.
Arrangements which are now be-
ing made, and which, it is believed,
the department will adopt, contem-
plate the continuation of the rural
service for localities which cannot
be reached by city carriers. For
the immediate Battery Park, Beth
esda district, mail will be distributed
twice daily. Motor trucks will carry
the Bethesda mail from the down
town Washington office, and the
outlying Wisconsin avenue section
will receive service on a par with
that of the closer city districts.
Residents of Edgemoor and Bat
terry Park have been attempting for
some time to obtain better postal
service, on the theory that the city
has now grown to and beyond them,
that their development is now es-
tablished, and that is should share
in all city privileges. Improved
postal facilities have been requested
the Battery Park Citizens Associa-
ton. Branch post offices have been
established in Chevy Chase and else
where across the District OF Co.
lumbia line.
When the contemplated arrange
ment goes into effect 1t will neces'
state changing the names OF two
streets in Battery Park because OF
conflict with streets in the city
proper. The street leading from
Battery lane to the old Georgetown
road, formerly called Michigan ave.
nue., will be known also as Battery
lane, being a continuation of Bat.
terry lane as that street now exists.
This will make Battery lane a
longer and more important thor
oughfare.
The street leading from Glen
brook road to the old Georgetown
road, which has been called Ridge
road, will be changed, after the
new office is established, to Maple
Ridge road, because of the border
ing line of sugar naples.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-18
DAMAGE CLAIM
DEN|EDFOR
INJURY
Rockville Jury Out Six Hours
in Suit Resulting From
Auto Crash

ROCKVILLE, Nd, April 1S.--
The Jury in the suit or Henry B.
Read, against Edwin s. Bethlehem
jr., both Of Frederick county, to
recover damages Of 81 500 as q
result OF an automobile accident In
Frederick county on July last
returned a verdict In favor Of the
defendant late last night. The jury
was out six hours.
Licenses have been issued here
for the marriage Of Richard p.
Martin, twenty four, and Miss Billie
Wilson, tNenty-three, both Of Wash
ington, and j. Donald Clagett, OF
Woodside, and Miss Ida Helen Bar.
ron, OF Silver Spring.
The annual card party for the
benefit OF the Montgomery County
Social Service League was held st
the Montgomery Country Club here
last night. The COMMITTEES in
charge was Mrs. j. Darby Bow.
man. chairman; Mrs. w. =. Berry,
Mrs. James IF. Colt, Mrs. Clifford
81. Robertson, Mrs. George NJ.
Hunter, Miss Lula Bell. Mrs. D. A.
DeTaShrnutt and Mrs. Randolph
Talbot. ii was given under the
auspices OF the Rockville Woman'a
Club.
The funeral Of Alexander Gar.
rett,, retired farmer and lifelong
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-18
FILM Girl TRIES
To END HER
LIFE
Gloria o'Rayder, II and
Beautiful, Takes Poison
in N. Y. Hotel

NEW YORK, April 1S.-GIorfa
O'Rayder. seventeen and beautifui,
said to be a motion picture actress,
tried to end her life today by taking
poison in her room in the McAlpin
Hotel. She was removed to. Belle
.vue Hospital, where physicians said
she probably would recover
Miss O'Rayder arrived IN New
York last night from Los Angeles.
Mystery surrounds the motive for
the girls act. After she drank the
poison the girl teIephoned the
switchboard operator, saying:
81 am dying, get a doctor quick. :"
She was found lying on her bed
in a dead faint, clad in a night
gown.
Two notes were found on table
beside the bed. One was addressed
to a woman who had been kind to
the girl and told of a photograph
Miss O'Rayder. wanted her to have;
the other was to Sidney"
q. The hotel management would not
disclose the contents of the note to
! Sidney"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-18
THE PRESIDENTS
ENGAGEMENTS. !

1000 q. m.-SenatOr NOrbeck
OF South Dakota.
1915 a. Il.-Senat0rs McNary
and StanfieId Of Oregon and
Congressman SinnOtt.
1880 q. m.-SenatOr Capper
Of Kansas.
10:45 q. m.-SenatOr LenrO0t
Of Wisconsin.
IL .. m.-General James A.
Drain.
Ills q. m.-Lieutenant Col.
OneI G. o. Sheriff..
1880 q. m.-AIfred Holman.
11:45 q. m.-JOl1n Marshall,
Of West Virginia.
IL nOOn-Mary Byers Smith,
Of Northampton, Mass.
1880 p. m.-Party OF 100
Maccabees and New York
school children.
1:3O D. m.-Presid0nt's radio
address opening WOmen's
World Fair in Chicago.
8 p. m.-President presses
button opening Better Homes
and Building Exposition I'm Bal
tinlOre.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-04-18
Wonders If She Can Make an Ocean
Voyage Without Getting Seasick.

fishes. I'm afraid they're cat
fishes. feel SO catty sometimes!
Being born under the sign OF
the Fishes has its advantages at
that.A know now why can feel
perfectly comfortable packed in
the street cars with the rest Of
the sardines, while some folks are
so miserable!
But on the other hand-Or
should say fin-I always hated
to go to school, and you always
hear about fish being in schools!
WOt I'D like to know is, If YOU
are born under the sign Of the
Fishes, can you make an ocean
voyage without getting seasick?
Staten Island is as far abroad
as I've ever gone on boat, so
can't say from experience!
/ like seafOOd, but now / know
why could never bear to eat
lobster I'd been introduced to be-
fore il was br0iIed. Sort of q
family tea that made me feel like
cannibaI.
IL also accounts for the thrill /
get at the Aquarium.
Well, anyway, now maybe |
can get up nerve enough to learn
to swim.