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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
JuGGLE JUMP PERFORMS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

Come here, Jugglc Jump" said
the Fairy Queen to the queer person
who had just appeared in the dim
ing room door.
Jugglc Jump came over to the
table and stood stitfly.
Il want to introduce you to some
friends of minc.' said the queen
These are Nancy and Nick. tho
Twins. Nancy and Nick. this is Jug
gle Jump. my general factotum.'
pleased to meet YOU" said Juggie
Jump stiffly.
said the Twins rising, as they should
before their elders. Nancy made a
courtesy and Nick made bow and
Juggle Jump nodded.
Would you mind telling me why
YOU need so many buttOns?' asked
Nancy. as it because you are afraid
Of sneczing them off. or getting too
fat, or something?
mo, nothing like that" said jug
gle jump. You will sec printing on
them. Each button has a use
MAY we look?" asked Nick.
"Ccrtainly." said her Royal High.
ness. "iou will have to know sooner
or later anyway, because ! am going
t" have Jusgle Jump go with you on
your next ADVENTURE
The Twins stepped up close and
looked at Jugglc Jumps buttons.
One button said "taIl," one said
short" one said fat one said
thin" one said Every big another,
very small and so on down. One
sa id "invisiblc," one said "fast." one
"slow." and others said things just
as unusual.
What do you they all mean?
cried Nick in wonder.
Just what they say said Jugglc
any sort Of Il person wish by press
ing certain button. III show you
exactly what mean"
So he put his finger on the button
that said tall"
Instantly he started to stretch UNI
I'll his head touched the ceiling. Hu,
not stopping there. il continued to.
ward the window. through which i,
went. neck following. and in anothe
minute it came in at the window on
the other side of the room.
II can keep on going if YOU like
said Juggle Jump. "Once l went SO
far as to hunt up a new snn-spot"
"Oh, that's far enough" CRIED
Nancy. who was becoming exttcmcl,
worried about his poor neck.
Next I'll touch the button which
saws Short said Jugglc Jump.
So he pressed another button, and
instantly his head and neck not onl.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30
Something Even Mans Mind Can't

This is written II thousand miles
from the nearest land. Outside arc
three frigatc birds. soaring and
sweeping, watching the water for
fish and following in the wake %
the vessel for food thrown overheard
from the kitchen.
A thousand miles in the straight
est line these birds must ut least
have flown. Actually. they have
probably been out for months. find
ing their own way without compass
or sextant over the unmarked deep.
Once Il year they fly to some far
distant island. where they lay their
eggs and rear their Young. Always
to the same island they come back.
and somehow they find the way.
That is more than any but the
most skilled man could do. armed
with instruments of precision and
technically trained in their use.
No man. by his unaided senses and
intelligence. could do it, even in an
airplanc Of unlimited endurance and
incXhaustiblc supplies. He would
know his directions only vaguely by
the sun, and his position, and the
position of his objective, not ut all.
Some faculty beyond our reach.
beyond even our imagination, guides
these birds to find their way where
there is no way
Don't think that human intclli
gcncc is the only sort Of intelligence.
or that it's high faculties are the
ONLY high ones
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=: =: The Tdngle ::

that | was talking to someone else.
The whole thing struck ME so
queerly, that had one of those fam
tastic ideas that we read Of in those
terrible French stories of de Mau-
PEASANT, who, YOU know. delighted in
terrifying ideas.
The fantastic thought came to me
that in some supernatural manner
another soul had managed to get
into Bees body when she was under
the influence of the anesthetic.
Don't smile. Leslie. know I'm
rambling, in perfectly ridiculous
manner, and that this idea is almost
as crazy as was poor Bees; but I'm
sending all my reactions to you that
you max know how peculiarly h"r
conversation affected me.
There she was. lying perfectly
calm and collected among her lacy
pillows and telling me I'LL these
things as though she were talking
about someone else. 1t really was
the wcirdcst thing had ever en-.
countcrcd.
found could stand it no longer,
so made an excuse to leave the
room ! hunted up Dick and asked
cxcitedly:
"Have you talked with Bee since
the baby was bOrn?'
Leslie, he turned such a tragic
face to mine that l fairly Gaxped.
Sally. Sally" he whispered in that
kind Of hushcd voice that one might
use only when one is labcring under
II strain that must inevitably break
one in the end.
"Sally," he repeated. what is it?
Tell me what is the matter with my
wife.
81 have sent for the doctor. The
only thing that | can think of is thai
Bee is insane"
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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30
Two's u couple. Three means they
20 to Il picture show.

Two's couple. Three means they
80 to u picture show.
While scientist claims man is
run by electricity we claim he is run
by his creditors.
Women would be much nicer pcO-
pie if they wouldn't refuse to agree
with you when you are mistaken.
When an auto balks in the middle
of "a mud hole it is merely trying to
replace the mule.
Our idea Of bad insurance risk is
small man with big temper.
Rolling stones may not gather amy
moss, but you can't sit Oh one.
Nothing seems to make you faltcr
than worrying about being SO fat.
Opening an umbrella in the house
or diving into "a strange stream are
signs Of bad luck,
The most attractive filling station
ever built is the dining room.
A fool and his money are often
parted before they meet.
Isn't it funny when you arc mad
ut somebody and know it's all your
fault yet can't help it?
Only thing you can tell by some
public clocks is what time it isn't
Moths have hard life. Imagine
living in overcoats all summer and
bathing suits all winter.
A successful farmer is one WIN
has energy cmoagh to make his boys
go TO work.
It's warm enough TO be classic
dancer now.
One tells us she hasn't married be-
cause she. hates. to be lonely.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30
CORPUS CHRISTI PROCESSION :.
BERLlN'S FIRST IN 400 YEARS

Berlin, July 3O.-tP)-For tho first
time in 400 years, Corpus Christi
Day was celebrated recently at the
German capital by public process
sion. This is taken as evidence Of
the much more tolerant attitude of
the republican regime as compared
with the old monarchical. Under the
monarchy, the official state religion
Of Prussia was Protestant, and the
king was at the same time titular
head of the church. Catholic pro-
cessions such as arc customary in
Bavaria, for instance. or Corpus
Christi Day were forbidden.
st. Hcdwig's Roman Catholic
Church early on Corpus Christi Day
opened its doors toethe accompani-
ment of. tromboncs to let out pro-
cession Of men, women and children,
followed by monks and priests in
ecclesiastical robes. and nuns and
finally by the Archbishop under -
canopy. At four affairs he invoked
Gods blessing on the crops, and con-
clndcd with prayer for the worlds
salvation from disease and misery,
war and hunger.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30
------FABLES ON HEALTH-----
HOT BATHS DISPEL FATIGUE

languor comes over the bather. and
if the bath is continued long enough
slecpiness follows.
A hot bath does not take the place
Of food or sleep I'm removing ia
tigue, but is an admirable prelude:
When followed by cold bath.
there is Il marked revival Of energy.
In drawing water for hot bath.
test the temperature Of the stream
coming from the pipe with the cl-
bow. not the hand. The hand is too
insensitive to judge the temperature
for the more delicate skin Of the
rest of the BODY
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30

New York, July 3O.-Two railroad
men split the cost Of d ticket in the
Albany baseball lottery, each putting
up 80 cents. They won the capital
prize Of the week amounting to more
than $1,000. The agent who sold
the ticket took them to Albany to
collect their money. lie paid lnelr
fares and also bought their dinners,
which cost Sill.
1t is customary for the winner Of
such lotteries to give bonus to the
agent who sells them the lucky
ticket. 1t was with visions of quite
substantial bonus that the agent
sought to ingratiate himself in the
g,aces of the railroad men. WhcE
they returned to New York City they
each handed him SIS and went on
their way.
The Albany baseball lottery is
only one Of many sssuch gambling
schemes which operate more or less
openly throughout the east. | am
told that on weeks whcn business is
good, as much as SIG, 900 is taken in
by the promoters. They state that
they keep 20 per cent for operating
expenses and profit. yet there is nc
record of them having given out any
prize Of 100000 or OF any sum near
that figure.
The operators of the lottery print
Il complete list Of all tickets issued
and ali tickets sold. Those who play
the game can thus check on the
agents to see if the numbers they
purchase have been entered for the
drawing. But all players do not sue
coed in getting copies Of the bulletin
and thus they do not know whether
the agent has pocketed their money
with the result that they have stood
no chance of winning.
Major George Haven Putnam has
just returned from Europe. This was
his sixticth annual trip to England.
However, there arc several other
transatlantic veterans who have COM
mutcd across the big pond Oftcner
than he. Major Putnam was given
his title during the Civil War and
thus is no spring chicken, as the
saying goes, yet he remains
very active on the tennis courts and
in tho affairs Of tho publishing firm
he founded.
And David Binncy Putnam has
just experienced his first ocean vOy-
age, but it was thrilling one. He
was with the ,Bcebc expedition which
sailed to the Sargasso Sea on the
Arcturus. hear that he has fin
ishcd his first book which deals with
his adventure. He. is only L..
Two Broadwayites discussing the
evolution trial and the agnoslicism
of Clarence barrow:
well. barrow is a brainy man"
one remarks, but Bob lngcrsoll was
a darn fool"
II wouldn't say that" answers the
other. Look at all the money In
gcrsoil made with his dollar watch!"
JAMES w. DEAN. Il
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Nothing gives quite so much relief
to u person suffering from fatigue as
a good hot bath.
At first the warmth Of the water
has stimulating effect. The super
fetal capillaries dilatc promptly. the
circulation is quickcncd, pcrspira-
ton is excited, the skin easily parts
with its WORKOUT layers, the stiff
cncd and wcaried muscles relax.
For the time the brain is more
alert. as the sense Of fatigue yields
to one of satisfaction.
Then Il feeling Of hrowsincss and
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30

shrank back into place. but kept on
shrinking until he disappeared in
side of his shoes: and even the shoes
all but vanished. s..s
Really Jugglc Jump, shoes and all
were no larger than a lady-bug.
Its most useful he remarked,
returning to his usual size by press
ing another button. II am at your
service"
And so the Twins started on an
other adventure with Juggle Jump
TO look for Puff's missing buttons.
(To Be Continued)
Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30
Many Nations 10 Take Part
In Anti-Malarial Congress-

Rome R)Thc first information.
al Anti alarial Congress will be
held in Rome October 4 to 6 with
participation by representatives Of
all the nations of Europe, North ana
South America. as we'll as India. the
British Dominions. Japan and Tur-
key.
Among the American represents.
, tivcs who. II is. expected will attend,
arc General Cumming OF the United
States Public Health Board. Col.
Russell of the Rockefeller Founda-
ton. Profs. Strong. Bass, Frick..
Decks, and Darling ard Drs. Hackc.t,
Thayer, McCallum. King and Barber.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30
THE HERO

Amid the furry and the shouting at Dayton Tcn., one
man stands out hero. That the Rev. Howard c.
Byrd who quit his pulpit when members of his Congregation
tsaloacl 10 wreck his church il he allowed modernist
t. speak there
Mo- makes difference whether the modernst or
fundamental Of religion is correct This issue is diff
ferent The pastor had invited another to speak in his
pulpit He held he could not back down his word he
resigned.
1t is comforting to read of who places principle
above all else; who gave up his job and faced the world
empty handed rather than do something that he considered
wrong.
His beliefs may be mistaken but Rev Byrd is brave
+. ---------------- .s.
fine classic theater thousands Of old has been dug
up lin Asia Minor Wonder if it had smoking room for
women? ..s,,.. J,,.fl .,,,s.. q. 49,.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30
A THOUGHT

Blessed Is the man that endureth
Temptations: for, when he Is tried. he
shall receive the crown of life, which
the Lord hsth promised to them
that love him.-James 1: II.
Whoever lives looking for pleasure
only, his senses uncontrolled. immo-
derate in his cnjoymcnts. idle and
weak, the tempter will certainly over
come hin, as tn" wind blows down y
tree.-Buddha.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30
Where Prohibition Is u Matter Of
(sOnrSc

Where Prohibition Is u Matter Of
Course
Can the sea be made "dry"' APP
parcntly not, on some ships. But
between American ports it is evil
IDENTIFY possible.
At least. it has happened on this
ship, the Haui. between San Fran
cisco and Honolulu. So far as can
be observed, there is not drink
aboard.
, OF course, nothing is served at the
bar; but on "dry" Atlantic steam
err that is not necessary. Your
friends have plenty in their cabins:
The Atlantic vessels, to be sure
touch ut "wct" out port, while this
one plies between two dry ports
But there is plenty Of bad bootleg
gin in San Francisco, and worse
bootleg "okolchao" in Honolulu.
The point is. not merely that no.
body brings it aboard. but that no.
body misses it. The lack Of it ,has
not been mentioned. 1t is taken fol
granted.
We are mt least beginning our re-
adjustment to the new era.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30
JAPAN PLANS HIGHER
RATE OF INTEREST
IN postal SAVINGS

Tokyo. July $0.-LR5-The Conn
munications Department reports the
aggregate of postal savings in Japan
at the end Of May amounted to L.
1857 $50 yen and the number Of
depositors. were given as 30,657,5 $40.
Compared with the preceding month
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30
Editorial Review

COmmcOtr reproduced In this
column may or may not express
the opinion Of The Tribune. They
are presented here tn order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important ISSUES which are
being discussed In tho press OF
tho day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30

the total deposits showed decrease
of 3,lGS,47l yen, but the dcpositors
increased by 1882.
At present four~pcr cent interest
is paid, but the Communications Dc
partment is consulting with the FL
nance Ministry with view Of
raising this rate in the hope of
preventing u further decrease in
savings.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30

student to the effort Of the inquisi-
tors, political and religious, to i'm
pose compulsory orthodoxy on him.
If he is to learn religion and pa
triotism. he demands something else
than the traditional Sunday school
and Fouth-of-July varieties Of them.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30
German Veterans Demand Aid
Instead IF War Monument !

Munich-LP)-Thc Legion Of Ger
tional convention passed resolu-
ton criticising the various regi
mental and veteran clubs for erect
ing so many monuments for dead
for their widows and children. as
more bcfitting method Of honoring
the memory Of the dead. The reso,
luton recommended the construc-
ton of number of recreation
homes for tho widows and orphans
Of soldiers killed lin the war. The
Legion of German War Veterans
comprises more than 10000 men,
bers throughout the country.
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SOME WIND

scout-Does it blow much around
these parts? h, d@"r - t-s
Native---I have seen it blow SO
hard that it blew an iron pipe inside
out and blew crooked road straight.
Boys Life.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30

When an auto balks in the middle
Of a mud hole it is merely trying to
replace tho mule.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30

Our idea Of 4 bad insurance risk is
Il small man with big temper.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30

Women would be much nicer pco-
pie if they wouldn't refuse to agree
with you when you are mistaken.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-07-30

Rolling stones may not gather any
moss, but you can't sit Oh one.
Evening star., 1925-10-18

insult not to buy the lot right now"
And we see the others falling like
leaves from a maple tree. They fair
ly rush to sign on the dotted line.
They are hot, for this Miami Summer
weather brings the perspiration
streaming from every pore. The
lots sold on the chart are marked red
and green until they cover great
spaces Feeling like ungrateful dogs,
with our tails between our legs. we
sneak out. But we are rewarded a lit
tie by the glanCes from the eyes OF
some Of the others. They seem to say:
You're a better man than L am,
Gunga DIM
AS for the lots they are buying-one
short description will cover most of
them. although there are of course
exceptions. The lots are located in
vast fields, absolutely fiat, with
nothing except the stakes to indicate
that the hand of man has been
there before. For the lots on
sale are far removed from the
residential section" through which
we were driven. The lots in the built
up section now cost so much, the sales
men intimate. that their prices should
be mentioned only in whispers. Nor
do the buyers of the lots pay much
attention to their individual purchases.
Every lot looks about the same. There
seems little choice between them, ex-
cept for corner locations and such,
so adequately shown on the beautiful
charts and pictures. A lot. in other
words. Is a lot. What's the use of
looking at 1T anyhow?
Lots i'm Hill" Section.
The prices which we have quoted
above are not Pigments of the imagi-
nation, as one might reasonably sup
pose. Each one mentioned was given
TO me In good faitn. Lots out in the
great swamp areas now being drained
and filled in are selling for
Sc 900 up, although We We're offered
one in the "Hill Section" at $500.
But the hills we were unable to
find. as all this country Is fiat as
pancake. For the s. 200 lot we could
pay one fourth down. the balance in
four equal payments due in G. T. and
rs months, with interest at I per cent.
One-third Of the purchase price
would entitle us to elimination of all
interest. One half purchase price car
ries n 5 per cent discount. All cash
payments carry discounts Of 10 per
cent. With the lots go guarantees of
electricity, water and sidewalks to
the property line. AT least in this
development they do. On the $5,700
lots, houses to be built are restricted
to $3.5o0 each. A lot which original
ly sold for $4,000 a year ago was
pointed out to us as now worth s75,-
600. 1t was facing on the ocean and
was 50xl0G. I saw no actual trans
actions or any records of such trans
actions But the SaleSmen's main
selling argument is a profit of 100 to
700 per cent.
Yet. in the face of this, nobody will
admit there is possibility Of a crash.
Nobody can wheedle them into saving
II. a lot of them will say that some
body is going to get stung But not
In this development. The ones that
get stung will be those who bought
the other fellows property.
Evening star., 1925-10-18
SWANSON CHARGES
XCUT MANEUVER
Virginia Senator Says Part
of Possible Reduction Is
Saved for Campaign.

By the Associated Press.
Senator Swanson. Democrat. Nir-
einia, charged Yesterday i'll formal
statement that the Republicans We're
attempting To prevent q fun tax re-
duction at the approaching session Of
Congress so that another reduction
could he made just before the presi-
Dental election.
T.a surl.,l- ~ the Treasury. he
said. vas obtained by overtaxation
G7- nos hv economy. adding That
taESs are now nearly three times high
eI TGa:, they We're in 1914
We are confronted now, on the
question of tax reduction, with the
same conditions that existed last
wear" the Virginia Senator continued.
The administration. while shouting
loudly for tax reduction last year, pre-
vented the substantial reduction that
could ana should have been made.
Congress Was Right"
Congress desired last year to re
duce taxes sufficiently to include the
surplus existing today. Congress was
det-s-Tad by tne Treasury Department
r'ffrE:- tlHt the tax reduction de
s,iGd would produce Il deficiency in
revenue. The record disciuses that
Congress WAS right ami the tax re
ductiou could have been doubled ami
still have n SUtfiCiency Of revenue.
The same effort is now being made
TO prevent substantial reduction at
this time, in order To be able to have
another reduction just prior to 4 pres
idential election. for political pur-
poses. The reduction last year was
prevented in order that reduction
"3uld occur this year 10 aid congress
stonel elections.
Congress should not he deceived,
this time. by the Treasury Depart
ment. but should give the people the
fullest reduction possible. Politics
should not be injected into revenue
measures. The peoples taxes are now
nearly three times those Of 1914. and
having to bear this burden. they are
entitled to relief We could reduce
taxes from $500. .000 600 10 5000 600 .
0oo if we would act sensibly and safe
ly regarding our sinking fund for the
retirement of our public debt"
Retirement of Debt.
Senator Swanson advocated retire
ment Of the public debt in 80 years
which, he said. would carry out the
spirit OF the sinking fund require
nentS just as much as retirement in
% years as proposed 10y Secretary
Mellon.
We have already reduced our in
dehtedness 1900 oen 900 in six years.
which is TAR faster than the Civil War
Indebtedness was reduced. This re
tirement of our debt has been heavy
burden on the people of the country,
and if we can give relief to our for
eign debtors l do not see why We
cannot extend similar relief 10 home
taxpayers''
Evening star., 1925-10-18
FACULTY SERVICE TODAY,

Rev. Charles w. Lyons. S. J., pres
ident Of Georgetown University. will
sing the mass of the Holy Ghost in
Dahlgren Chapel at 1890 o'clock this
morning, in connection with the an.
nual conyocation of the faculties of
the university.
Headed by the president Of the uni
Verstty and the directors, the deans of
the five departments and their asso-
ciates VIII assemble at the college
shortly before the mass At these
services, the Rev. Francis " Doyle.
:. j., will be deacon and Mr.. Edward
Coffey, S. j.. will be subdeacon.
The convocation in honor of the
opening of the university was DELAYED
this month owing to a number of alb
sentees among the faculties. Reports
from the various deans will be re-
ceiVed
Evening star., 1925-10-18
Voluntary Bankruptcy

A petition in voluntary bankruptcy
has been filed in the District supreme
Court by Clarence II. KRISTEN. shoe
dealer. at l342 + street northwest
He places his liabilities at $2."I3.15
and says his assets. including life In
surance of $4,000. win total S6.357.16
He is represented by Attorney Simon
Hirshman.
Evening star., 1925-10-18
Can Put Down Binder" "

Then he suggests that we put down a
binder" on the proposition and hold
the lot for a while before somebody
else grabs it up. We are getting darn
tired standing up now, and we ask
how much this binder will be and he
says ) per cent, or less-and We'll get
our money back if we don't take the
lot.
Now what?" we ask ourselves.
could be more generous? It's a CRYING
shame, an injustice, an unspeakable