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New Britain herald., 1925-09-02
Your Health How to Keep It.
 Causes of Illness
By DR. HUGH s. CUMMING Surgeon General. United States
 Public Health Service

The purpose of municipal care and supervision of the tuberculous iS two-fold; first, to relieve the suf- ferings of the indigent sick and to Hse that they have comforta ble sur Iroundings and proper care. and, second, 10 prevent the spread of dis ease and to protect the well from infection.
 To see that the sick have proper care and attention it is necessary that their existence be known and that some means of finding out their nt eds be provided. The existence of cases can be ascertained only by re- Quiring practicing physicians to re- port such cases as are seen in their practice to the health department A health department having se- cured information concerning the Ituherculos in the community through such reports from physicians, can 1 immediately ascertain the needs of the tuherculous by having a compe- tent person visit each case for that purpose.
 A sanitarium for the care Of both the advanced and early cases should he provided It should admit both pay patients and free patients, Dis Ironsares should also be maint aimed in charge of competent paid physi- clans, Periodical physical eXamina- lions for the early detection of dis ease should he encouraged.
 Open air schools for weakly chil- dren should be provided, where hreakfa7ts and lunches should also he supplied 10 the needy. The school nurse should visit all homes 10 give advice concerning proper living and sleeping conditions.
 It is surely as much the duty of the municipality 10 protect the well from disease as to care for the sick, Protection of the individual from the sick of whose existence he Is iunaWare is the function and re- sponsibility of the community. l The municipality should also HN- crcisc jurisdiction over its milk sup Iply. The only safe raw milk Is milk nom tubercuin tested herds, and Iby tuberculin tested herds the United States public health service does not moan herds which al some time or other were subjected to th' tuberculn test, but rather herds which are periodically, at least once year. subjected 10 the test and tc which no additions are made except of cows proving negative to this test
 Thorough pa5teurization of milE will kill the germ of tuhcrlosis.
 City authorities may also rendol effective aid in the campaign agains' the spread of tuberculosis by en forcing regulations against the us' of common drinking cups in public places and by enforcing anti-spittinG laws.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02

jolly round Mir. Sun has gone to bed behind the Purple Hills than there Is now, and it is only the middle of the afternoon. or course, I ought to be asleep. It Is my time for sleeping. People should always be asleep at the proper time. If everybody slept at inc time they should sleep 1t would save lot of trouble in this world. Yes sir, it would so. Now I hear you grumb- ling that you hadn't anything to do but to eat and sleep. My goodness, Peter Rabbit, if could eat and sleep I certainly wouldn't grumble. cant see that you have anything to grumble about. No, sir. I can't sec that you have anything to grumble about"
 Well, I don't see why you can't eat and sleep if you want to-" re- torted Peter. If I can eat and sleep why cant you eat and sleep ?"
 "on account of the rsin." replied Filter. "On account of the rain. 1 should think you'd know that"
 But the rain doesn't get you any wetter than 1t does me-" replied Peter "I don't believe my fur coat is any more waterproof than your fur coat. I may grumble because there is too much rain, but you may be sure that I don't let it in- terfere with my meals"
 You're lucky" squeaked Filter. You're lucky and don't know it." Copyright, 1925. by T. W. Burgess)
 The next story: "Why Filter Had 1 to Go HuDCrr'
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02
subterfuge and Diplomacy Bring
 About Dramatic Climax


 For a second. did not under stand steve's meaning. Then l realized that he wished me 10 un. derstand he would turn stool pigeon" If his own safety was guar anteed, and would give up informa- ton concerning the mail robbery in which I had discovered he was in- ,olved. voluntarily stepped back ward with feeling of loathing that I did not try 10 disguise. Honor among thieves" l had heard the time worn platitude often, and believed 1t to be a virtue 10 which criminals clung. Yet this man appeared willing to betray his comrades to the death.
 Better take it." he said with a sardonic grin. Then when you've checked up on me and found out that I'm real blood kin to your husband, you'll know where to send for me 90 that we can have a fam fly reunion"
 You may mall 1t to me later, fl you wish" said firmly. T do not wish to take 1t now"
 "oh! The ear tips of the colored gentleman in the woodpile are emerging" Steve gibed. You want '~ be able to look innocent and an nounce that you never heard tell of a nobody like me-"
 Consciously or unconsciously, he had pierced the bulls eye of truth with his verbal arrow. Instead ol replying, I looked at my wrist watch.
 T told you before that there it no time to waste" l said impatient. ly. When you think 1t safe, you ma! write me your address"
 I took 8 bill from my purse ant held 1t out 10 the Chinese, but Inc backed away as if it were a weapon aimed in his direction. Ice Chow no need boss lady'' money" he said, and then as if by pre.arranged signal he and hi bravny associate ranged themselves upon either side of Steve.
 No more time, come quick" h' adIured. Then to me, he spok' meaningly.
 Lee Chow's Alibi
 "Remember. Lee Chow know nothing. He go by Missee Tlcer. sel some tea, this man say he want g to Riverhead. pay good money. say yes, here money" He fished ; ragged ten dollar bill from hi pocket and held it up. Missee Tice she hear man ask me, so she thinl everything all right. Lee Chow hav'
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02

One day David was called into Mir. Creakle's office. He often received d package of goodies from Peggotty, SO he hurried in eXcitedly, thinking that was what it was. But no sooner had he seen the solemn face of the principal than he knew 1t was for something far different that he had been summoned this time.
 My dear boy" began the prin- cipal, T grieve 10 tell you that l have heard this morning that your mother is ill. She is very danger ously ill.,"
 David began to tremble. He knew 1t even before Mir. Creakle fold him. Alas" said Mir. Creakle your dear mother is dead!"
 (This coat of Steerforth's is oi dark red velvet. His hat should bt black1
 Copyright, 1925, Associated Editors Incl
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02

others arms on the rear platform of the train.
 NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY
 Mays first impulse was to turn and run before the shameless pair cn the platform could look up and see her.
 But the sight of them there, laced in each others arms. held her 10 the spot in staring astonish- ment.
 Why, they never had even seen each other until two hours ago, Yet here they stood now. as Anthony and Cleopatra might have stood together, with the mans head bent to the woman's straw colored one, his mouth pressed down upon hers,
 The train rushed past a group of Mexican workmen who waved their hats and ieered at the sight of this betting party. Neither Dan nur Goldie Gay so much as stirred They seemed 10 be deaf and blind 10 everything on earth but them selves.
 A spasm of disgust twisted Mays face.
 How sickening," she said tc herself, "They cant possibly care rap for each other. They're just making love for the sake of a cheaI little thrill, ."
 Heavens! what was the world coming 10 if people kept on behav ing in this free-and- easy way? The betting party had alresd! taken the place of honest courtship In the old days a man had 'kep company" with a girl. had fnall! asked her to marry him, and theI had kissed her to seal the bargain But nowadays, man kissed , girl the first time he met her, kep right on kissing her so long as h wanted to and later, if h. wanted 10. he asked her to marr, him. Maybe.
 Love was no longer the tende [ and romantic thing of which poet } had sung of which lovers Ina, whispered to their ladies at tTi light in hushed gardens. Troubsdours no longer stood be
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02

Do not have the same kind of bread with each meal. By alternat- ing white, rye, brown, whole-wheat, graham and other varieties of breads with your meals at different times you Will add more rest to the dinner.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02
CrCaIlled SOups

Creamed soups are too heavy for the first course of a dinner unless the second course be of vegetables or a less nourishing fish.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02
Colorcd Ne2Iigces

Negligees Of chiffon velvet in pur- pie, Chinese blue and deep lavender are now being displayed. They are embroidered in white or El self colors.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02

Under the -" is one of Rud yard Kipling's famous works. The missing word Is found In 26 vertl. cal. Literary folk ought 10 discover it without looking up the definition
 HORIZONTAL 2. Pertaining to the air 6. You (biblicsD II. Blackfsh 13. That which holds the car Is. Fur-bearing animals Is. Ghost r. Decay IS. Ancient Persian viceroys 20. Hasten 22. Large birds 24. Approaches 25 Document 26 Spanish gentleman 2S. Free 20. To wait on. 30. Vibratory motion 32, Appointed B. To give forth 34. Entreated 35. Accident S9. Small fur bearing animal 4S. Labor organization A. Beverage 46. Commerce 47. Killed 4S. To sing so. To coast (past tense) 51, Automobile license plate 52. One who thinks 54. Pounds (abbr.) 55. Closer 57. An evergreen shrub 59. To speak 10 60, Attempted G1. To put to proof 6e, To appear VERTICAL |, Article of clothing
 ?. To do
 3. Extends
 4. To run again (past tense)
 ,. Sea food
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02

ROBBED HAIR looks wonderful with the tiny tint of Golden Clint Shampoo.-Advt.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02
Nirlt As a Fla,orinr

Meat As a Fla,oring When you have not enough meat 10 make a dish of itself use it as a favoring.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02

6. To :, Musical Instruments
 g. Periods Of time
 9. Yale 1 10, Accomplish 12. Put in tune IA. Someone else (rll 17. Recuperate 1o. To rush in on 21, The first garden 2S. By some means 25. Indian trees 27. Citizen of Rome 2a. Covering 5l. To tear 32. Baby bear 35. Urgent 3s. Areas away from the ocean 37. Harassed 33. Thin 40. Between two hills fl. Foods 42. Bolshevtsts A. Desire to drink 45. Joints in legs 4S. A game 49. To vex 52. Where lumber comes from 53. Strategem SC. Skill
 5S. Male sheep
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02

You naught may ever hope to gain By grumbling at the falling rain.
 Old Mother Nature,
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02
Peter Rabbit Grumbles

By Thornton w. Burgess
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02
Variety in Nomr Rread

The next story; "Why Filter Had to Go Hungry
New Britain herald., 1925-09-02

NAN9 . NN I~ tN17E "Yes, he's on his EaY to location
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-06
Potash and Perln1utter Discuss
Judge Gary,s Health Rules

rules being Steel garment
facturer and sand hog match worker the bends
and phossy jaw"
"We did Judge Gary escape by
living according to his health rules" Morris asked.
Coupon Cutters Thumb which occupaonal disease like
Housemad Knee that it from cleaning up
stead of cleaning office floors with scrubbing brush yellow
and pail of water This however practically the only
Mawruss, and he such risk president the
moving picture star schenck high dive to low paid
double"
wasn't Judge gave out
other than the light breakfast which and him ea
Morris inquired.
"To tell you TRUTH Mavruss couldn't the
rest" Abe sad "bu if you I'll make health
of onaires Judge ay rules have to do with the health
Of nonmonares for instance Mionares shouldn't ought to
nothing between their waistcoats and their chests but folded
M1lonaires catch pneumonia this
aires fur factories where particles of fur
liable to get into mionaires lungs and above all millionaire
should ought live with his wife and three children
with window opening onto airshaft'
us millionaire liable break such rules Abe
Diilonaires just my health rules
nonmiionaires to keep Judge Gary Abe insisted (Which
fue and tonslt in the winter by making rule to
ride in private railroad and steam yachts instead of
crowded subway trains and ferry boats" ~
WELL that's simple rule to follow Abe" Morris said "Al
you need is a private car or steam yacht"
onss from crowded subway train ferry boat Mawru
reading Judge Gars rules amt going to improve his health un
him indignant that he has apopexy to about Also
But don't think that Judge Gary acted in good faith
when he gave out them health rules?" Morris asked
"Good faith amt always good Mawruss" Abe sad
land particularly when such health rules from gentleman
worker to spend twelve hours at stretch in front Of blast
furnace" 49,. H.. i.os ,to-, to.I., 1o. .t o,,n.,or.
evidently thought that ordinary people interested in the
health Of milionaires," Morris suggested.
Ordinary people are Abe usually they hope
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MONTAGUE GLASS:

yELL Mawruss truth is out at last and all them people
which has been waiting with bated to hear just how
it that Judge Gary president of the trust
old as he ishowever old that may behave got their
osy satisfied" observed the other day. because
the judge out with the newspapers
the he has reached the sevnyomeng
has observed certain number of health rules.
81 forget the amount, they probably ten
ten favorite number with people who hand health rules
worlds most famous greatest books biggest battles and
such articles bananas ranfurter cugtomay
sell in dozen lots except when the purchaser amt looking
u hopt don't think the judge been holding
health rules you, Abe" Morris Perlmutter said
"say! Abe exclaimed 81 changed on
health rules Mawrus because health is something
never accept make health rules MawTus and
far / amt been unsuccessful neither"
We'll wouldn't give up hopes if I you" Morris said
satrcay (which who every lunch which takes
hour and half to finish understand going give
statements to his birthday
He will have to leave such statements his
administrators to out while he himself resting grave
which he has dug with his stomach, understand me-"
"Thats where make big mistake" said because
one OF the first health rules that Judge Gary
slowly"
"sure know" Morris agreed "but president Of
steel trust eats slowly Abe got trust
vice presidents in the office taking customers where
when eat slowly worry that your
being looked after by partner who getting dyspepsia from
trying TO sell goods empty stomach"
"Bu you eat hearty breakfast Mawrus" Abe protested
'whe all eat couple slices cup coffee which
is also of the rules laid down by Judge Gary"
"And you and the judge get awful kick telling
about It," Morris retorted.
SWELL everybody light breakfast they could stand
heavy lunch' Abe observed
They usually said land what's more they lie
about their breakfast too Abe when they
for perfectly tremendous dinner"
'My dinner is my business Mawruss," said "be-
amt eating for newspaper publication like Judge Cary
II was Mswruss, shouldn't expect anybody else to fol-
low example, yundand, account of health rules
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-06
ENTER-THE FoRGIvING RELATIVES

Bill enjoyed the Experience of being Hero and friendly
with the Chief of Police for just One Day. and then they began
to pile in him. Meaning of course the Relatives They had
driven him out into Snow and put the Presbyterian Curse
on him. soon they heard that he had connected up with
Carload of Kale each of them felt himself engued by
great Wave of Pity for the Prodga and decided let By
Cones be By-Gones.
Uncle Otis was the first to show UP. He hard
faced Deacon from the Hill Country and his Idea to take
entire Charge of Bills Bank Roll and protect him from the
Sharks and Sharpers In other Words Uncle Ote was plan
ming to keep the Money the Family Bill rotten Bust
ness Man he had Gupon enough to size up Uce as the
kind of Pal who takes whatever you have in order to keep you
from spending it. . .
The next register was the unmarried Sister who flat
Shoes and did not believe bobng the Hair She
to keep House for Bill and shield him from Evil Associates By
the time she noaded her Package of Gloom Bill ready to
weaken on the Job He had all the Spending Money in the
World and was set for Jubilee but the Town Moral
tat he could not find any Evil Associates. .",.
Along Cousin Jarvis who wanted to have private
Chat regarding the Mortgage his Farm and Loan which
would enable him to buy two Farms, to be mortgaged
later on. ~ =,
gummy Hair and Saazen Sweaters who treated their Uncle
William almost Equal They had just escaped from High
School and knew how Dance and did not feel like going to
work the Implement Factory they wondered if their rich
Relative wouldn't like send the of them through Yale
Bill suggested making either Oxford Cambridge and then
they wouldn't home for the Short Vacations
Bill could not place the Married Couple from Iowa. but they
hared the family Tree and he learned that the Woman had
been legally adopted by Ezra Honbake who Second
Cousin by Marriage. All they wanted enough for
Orange Grove and Bungalow at Riverside, Calf.
Just Week after it happened all the Beds in the Big
House occupied and that the Night during which Bill
did his first real Labor years. He put in several hours drop
ping heavy Sugs of Lead down the Main Pipe Of the Bayoo
Oil Well In the morning the Flow had ceased The Stock
quoted Nothing Flat All you could looking any
Direction, Relatives going to Trains. Bill took off his
White Shirt and escaped through the Alley
Just couple of Days later he entering the Town of
Wntetgreen when he Printed Card lying in the Road
He about pick up and then he remembered and de-
sisted He was afraid it might be Lottery Ticket
MORAL: Don't you think they don't think of you just
because they don't write .
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1--WE couldn't hardly wade through it."
Bill Said 1t Was a Trade.

Hobo just four Hours before the Property became valuable
beyond the most excited Dreams of Avarce In the morning
the Stock had been quoted oneouh of One Cent Share
that great Bundle of Shares which the Scer wished
to Bill represented actual Market Value of SIS Before
Nghtfa local Syndicate said to have the Standard behind it.
trying take all the Holdings at $3.50 Share
that the engraved Certificates which Bill had stuffed in his
inside Coat Pocket represented immediate and certain Value
of SI84ooo, E
To get Profit of $I83975 in Afternoon without any
Investment whatever almost like of the Stories from
Florida
Bill seated in Private Paror at the Hotel that Eve
ming while the Bankers and the Editor and other Pron
inent Citizens crnged and awned upon him. They wanted
buy his Stock but he refused sell because he loved his Sleep
and going sit up all night counting Coarse Money.
He put it in the Vault for Safe-Keeping and had unm
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n IN
1 ling along Country Lane He was bearing down on a
~ smiling Village and rehearsing hard luck and
weeping Narrative which he hoped to exchange for Hand
Ont
He had nothing to fret about did Bill the Bo The Income
Tax had never thrown Shadow across his Life Rent Day
held no Terrors for him He did have hurry to be
somewhere at Certain Time All he had do oer along
the Highways cadge long, luxurious Rides in upholstered
Motor Cars and sleep in fragrant Hayows and eat Home
Cooking at Back Doors and panhandle Cigarettes from the
Farm Hands. Soft is the Word
1t is true that Society and his respectable Relations consd
cred him Derelict Wasr, Sad Example and one of the
Dregs Bill did not care Hoot He for the Free Life
and the Open Road He knew that he intellectually
peor his Kin because he had much time for Read
ing than they had They had to toll all Day in order be shell
tered Night in badly ventilated Rooms They were Puuy and
aneic whereas Bill tanned Saddle Brown and stag
gerng with Health Furthermore he broadening his Out
look and enrchng his Culture by constant Travel 1t was his
Plan to See America First and take in the Lower Regions
later
AS he scuffed along dusty Path he printed Card
lying the Ground 1t quite effort to stoop and
pick up but he took Chance hoping that might turn out
to be Meal Ticket Instead of which good for
Chance Fvver which being ratified off by the Legion
Bows in conjunction with big Street Carnival.
Bill checked the Public Square just the Commander
was drawing out the Numbers When the Prize Winner
announced and there loud cries for the Lucky Holder to
forward Bill took another peek the soed Pastcboard
his Nit and could hardly believe his Eyes for seemed that
at last he had into Property and the Owner of
Lizzie.
In few Minutes he standing alongside of the shiny
Auto, trying figure how many Hambuger he could get for
il, when flip individual with quick-fre Vocabulary ap
preached him and made tempting Proposition He said that
invariably there Tide in the Affairs of Every Man which,
taken at the Flood leads Fortune Abandoned all the
Rest of the Life Sentence bound Shadows and in Misery
and he will have Dollar rub against Another. So
the Only Thing for Bill do trade the Henry for
Shares of the Bahoo Oil Company local Corporation which
down 5000 feet and nomenary expecting great Results
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The Fable of the Unhappy Jump From Rags to Riches

tied Credit he bought large House and decided that ne
would go out for the Worlds Record for Ham and Eggs
OF course the Story of his spectacular Strike and his sud
dea Rise from abect Poverty to sinful Wealth simply Pie
and Preserves for the newspapers They made appear that
had starving Death whereas is not Record that
any Tramp died of Starvation Also they said that he
was now Millionaire and they printed Before and After PIC
ttres showing him first in Taers and then covered with
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-09-06
CAR BUT NO OIL AND VICE VERSA

1nasmuch Bill could not the Car without first
buying Gas and OIL he said Trade provided the
handsome Stranger would throw in Buck in real Money So
the Deal made and the Ladies of the NJ E Church. who
serving full meal of wcas for IS cents quite
Sum after Bill got through patronizing them.
Along in the Afternoon the Champion Ride-Stealer
under the Naples dragging Pill and reading Newspaper
which, previously had been wrapped around Picnic Luncheon
including Eggs when he noticed lot of Excitement along Main
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Manufacturers Abe continued bu take the house
painter example because could read President Gary
and health rules till he blue the face, and still he
wouldn't know how escape such sickness painters collie
the Judge Gary and escaped Other scnesses which
and Judge Gary avoided by living according health
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Street and presently he learned that the Bayhoo Well had
in and developed Spouter and all those who held any
Stock in the Concern would be Nonare and compelled to
spend a Portion of the Year in New York City.
1t seemed that the principal Promoter had become cold in
the Feet and unoaded all of his Stock poor Bill the ignorant
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steel president manufacturer not being Of
much assistance house painter sand hog who
works a match factory"
There also few thousand other occupations which
amt according Presidents
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