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Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
Pay Rolls For March In
n. \ Behind Last Year

BY International Labor News Service,
Albany, N. Y, May 5--WaRcs paid
out 10 factory workers in New York
State toialled S36, 300, 900 for the week
of March 18th, according to an esti-
mate based on reports covering 10
per cent of the employees Of the Stale.
This Is ST 100000 less than in March,
1924, the month before the last pha q
Of the recession In industry. The z
per cent gain over February followed
the holiday ia that month. Seasonal
increases were the other factors u
the Improvement, chiefly in automo-
biles, clothing and building material
This statement was issued by Indus.
trial Commissioner james A. llamil-
ton
Average earnings show an lncreaso
IN the year "a year comparison, how
ever, as the loss Ia employment vas
pr0poriiOnately greater weekly
earnings for March averaged &2s.d5,
30 cents more than year ago. and
are above January and February when
inventory and holidays cut into the
amount received by the workers. Men
received S3l.45 while women were
paid an average Of $3.50. Average
earnings are computed by dividing
weekly payrolls In the reporting fac
tories by the number at work and are
used to relate payrolls to employes.
They do not represent the wages ae-
tually received BY factory worker.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
Years Phone Books Would
Make Pile 6S Miles High

The Illinois Bell Telephone Com
pany issued, in Chicago, alone, =
54g,347 telephone directories dunng
the year 1924. II these directories
were piled one upon the other, they
would rach a height Of more than
three times the combined attitudes oi
Nj Everest. Mt. Shasta. Mt. Mchin-
lev Pike Peak, Mt. Hood, and King
PEAK. or about 6s miles. The paper
stock used weighed over 3,823'0o4
pounds.
II the books we're placed end to end
they would reach from Chicago to q
mint near St. Louis. If the sheets
were made into strip one foot "iae 1i
thew would reach one-fifth Of the dis
.tance from the earth to the moon
To set the type for these directories
would occupy the time Of one man al
linotype machine nearly two years
If they we're printed on an ordinary
cylinder press, running eight houfs,
day. il would require more than m
teen wears in their production.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
SieA Companies
Big War Profits

Washington, May s. American
steel capitalists were on the top notcf
81 wealth accumulation during the
world war, according to figures on the
wartime profits of the steel industry
naae pubic by the Federal Trade
Commission.
TIE figures show that the average
earnings of the steel companies were
IJ PER cent Of the investment in 1919
2l7 in 1916, 2S.9 in 1917, POI IN
1918. with a four-year average OF Z0.z
per cent.
Tie commission adds that during
1917 and 1918 federal taxes took d
i3lae portion of these profits.
Tie commission states, however
that The computation relative to the
return on investment includes the ag'
glegate amount of stocks, bonds ano
surplus" By surplus is meant the
ameau accumulated from year tc
year after fat dividends have beer
paid on both preferred and common
stock
That is TO say, the steel companies
By means of low wages and long hours
f.r tHe workers and high prices tc
consumers, make enough profits to pay
dividend. and set aside large amounts
@. excess profits in the so-called "sur'
plus
Then they declare themselves en-
a..e3 to an investment return on the
surplus and the federal trade com
mission implies that it is a legitimate
charge.
Al. Of which means that the people
Of lie United States are compelled
TO pay the steel COMPANIES prices higf
etelaa to include interest ON bonds
and dividends on preferred and com
""a stock, and, in addition, to provide
an enormous surplus. Then they are
required to pay an investment return
ON he surplus itself.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08

Seattle, Wash, May 5.-0ver $25,-
O0O, 900 has been paid to injured work
ers and in pensions to widows and
orphans under the Washington COM
pensation law since its enactment in
l911, declares the Washington State
Federation of Labor in an account OF
the Federation's achievements since
its organization in 1902. The law was
enacted through the efforts of the
State Federation.
Among the other legislative accom-
plishments of the State Federation
are included the eight-hour day on
public work; initiative, referendum
and recall; day labor on public work;
anti -blacklisting law; creation of a
state labor bureau; state child labor
law; sanitary law for bake shops;
labor day a legal holiday in public
schools; anti-injunction law; eight
hour law for miners; minimum wage
law for women and minors; eight hour
law for women; free text books In
schools and colleges; equal pay for
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08

pIoyers pleasure.
Circuit Judge Ryuef ruled that the
pension was a voluntary gift the en-
Dloyer could take away any time and
not "a contract. Like "A bonus. the en-
pIoyer could disqualify anyone from
enjoying il and exact fun compliance
with any Whim he might have
Il vas shown by the workers c0un-
sci that the employees had sacrificed
millions in deferred wages that they
might get the pensions, that they mad
paid many times over for the gifts
they expected as a reward in their
old age. The pensions ceased and the
transaction was sanctioned by the
court. Thus was the curtain rung
down on an industrial tragedy, with
trusting workers the victims.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
Hugh Dalton. So. Honor
Guest, at Big Six
Diamond Jubilee
BY International Labor News Service.

BY international Labor News Service
New York, May a.--pnnters' Big
6" the largest LEGAL union Of print
ers in the world. celebrated is dia-
mond jubilee April 20, notables IN
public life attending TO pay tribute 10
one of the most powerful labor unions
in the country.
Hugh Dalton. SO, past president Of
Big who Is credited with holding
the first union card ever issued by the
International Typographical Union,
was honor guest. He was assisted 10
the platform and there made a toast
"to grand old Big g." The veteran
was cheered by the hundreds attend
ing. The affair opened with a toast
to Horace Greeley, the great editor,
who was first president Of Biz and
one of the first advocates of union
labor in America. Horace Greeley,
Jr., his grandson, attended.
James NJ. Lynch, president Of the
|. 7. L., compared the lot of the print
er of rs years ago and the compositor
of today. Not many years ago print
ers received $i2 to S2i week for an
1i-hour day. The present working
time of Al hours week brings in an
average of from 800 to $50
"There is no royal road TO success
in life and there is no short road TO
success in unionism,' President Lynch
said. "You may well imagine the
progress we have made when say
that We are paying $500 pensioners
SS week and that this year We will
paw 100000 in mortuary benefits and
S250,000 to support the Printers
Home"
President William Green of the
American Federation of Labor aud
Frank Morrison. secretary treasurer
printer, praised the records Of Big
and its parent, the international
Leon H. Rouse, president. was toast
master,
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
Union Labor To Support
Work For Child Health
Bv International Labor News Service.

Bv International Labor News Service.
Washington, D. c., May l.-Presl-
dent William Green of the Amefieah
Federation of Labor has made the foi,
lowing statement in support OF ehliGi
health day, which will be observed
Ma" l. under the direction OF the
American Health Association:
"The objects and purpose OF the
American Health Association appear
to me greatly. can not conceive ol
anv more worthy, lofty purpose, IN,
spiring men and women to action anu
service. than the purpose TO protec'
children and child health. Ghiiui g, in
constitute the nations most Vaiuaple
asset. Their silent appeal tor. eduea--
ton, strength of body and mlfu an. anu
protection is a challenge to our pes'
thought and noblest sentiments
mo more constructive agitation
could be launched than that which mas "a
for its purpose the prevention OF III
moss of children. 1t is an agitaliolh
70 which every child-lOving, loyal cru
zen of our country should gladly give
aid. r.hor
will support in every way possible the
efforts of the Child Labor Associauon o
in its work in the interest OF ehitui1l,, 'Lo
am confident the outcome OF '"e
work of the association will mean d
bigber manhood and womanhooo
throughout the nation
New York Typographical Union NO
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
Typographical Union
Elects New Officer,

At the regular meeting of Typo
graphical Union, No. a., Monday
night, the following officers were
elected:
President-C. II. Stall.
Vice President-M. L. Boyer.
Recording Secretary james l.
Parr.
Secretary-Treasurer--W. II. Wright
Sergeant-at-Arms-C. T. kinnear.
Executive Committee A. Tobias
NJ. S. Burr, H. o. Rice.
Auditing Committee. A. Tobias
Clifford Elliott, c. H. Stall.
Delegate International Convention
John Y. Ross.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
Printers Celebrate
18th Anniversary

New York. May 5.-Typographica
Union No. 6 Big Six entertained
eleven hundred guests, including unlor
printers and their families, at a din
per in celebration of its seventy-tiftf
anniversary.
William Green and Frank Morrison
president and secretary Of the Ameri'
can Federation Of Labor, and Jane;
NJ Lynch, president of the lnterna,
tjonai Typographical Union, were
among the speakers. Leon II. Rouse
president of No. g. acted as toast
President Green paid tribute "a
the work Of Big Six and Of the Inter
national Typographical Union. Inc
local and international unions had
made life livable for the union printer
he said.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
LOCAL PRINTERS SIGN
S-YEAR CONTRACT
WITH NEWSPAPERS

Members Of Typographical Union
No. 444, have signed thfee-year cen
tracts with the three daily newspa-
pers in the Twin Cities, expiring Apgll
80. l92s.
Ralph Moore Of Decatur, internal
tional organizer. was responsible for
Strengthening cut tangle that ha8
threatened To prove serious, when the
LEGAL scale committee seemed al the
end Of its resources.
The new scale calls for S45 fer day
work with an s-hour day, and S4S fof
a Tis-hour night shift
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
W is DO VI

We near a great deal about the
losses due to strikes, which cause a
Eerg small part of unemployment.
Bl. We overlook that $4,000 lives and
2a6000000 workdays were lost IN
1919 as a result of industrial accl-
dent, involving a net economic loss
u ne country Of more than 81 l,O00,-
Olteo0, and authorities agree that
none than rs ner cent of this waste Is
presen'able. Samuel Gompers.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
1854 Metal Workers
Killed or Injured

Washington. May 5.-Fifty-cipht
men were killed and S.47G injured IN
accidents at metallurgieal works Of
the United States during 1923, ae.
eording 10 figures made public by the
United States bureau Of mines.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
WE DON'T PATRoNIzE

Roberts 4 Grant,
Smith a. Picard,
HageBbart Grocery a. Meat Market.
Cray q Go. Grocery & Meat Market
l., u. DAILY, Tire Shop,
Conerty Meat Market.
A. A Cedusky, 4i9 ". Neil $.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
Young LaFOllette Being
GrOomed for Governor

Robert NJ. LaFollette. Jr., who has
tentatively been selected 10 run ior
Governor of he State Of Wisconsin.
The LaFollette forces in Wiseonsin
have tentatively agreed upon Coy.
J. ]. Blain for the United state
senate and "Young Bob" for Gov
ernor a. their ticket in the elections
next spring. The Old 1uaro ~
Wisconsin is buoy oiling it, machine
in the hope Of "wiping LafoIlelte
off the political map" Young Ia
Toilette is getting into the political
arena where his father, Fighting
Bob" has baen prominent for year.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
The Review Under
New Management

Our former editor and manager
". c. Aye. Is no longer connected
with the Twin City Review. Mr. Aye
has taken the agency for the Guaran-
tee Fund tife Association Of Omaha,
Neh. l.. l.. Rottenbefg will be cur
new editor and manager.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08
NEW HOME
UNDER ERECTION
Bl UNION LABOR

Mr. 4. J. koehncmann 81 Tie BE
liable Furniture e, Is adding another
beautiful hemt te oUt estN, At leoa "
White street. which Is being eoH
stfucted unaer Union conditions.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08

Federal attorneys begin sweeping
investigation Of 300 furniture hfms
on antitrust charges.
Senator Moses says Senate rules
will remain unchanged, despite cam
paign Of Vice President Dawes.
Germany's foreign policy viii not he
changed a. result Of election Of Hin
denburg, Chancellor Luther declares
Brotherhood Of Railway and Steam
ship Clerks holds convention at Kan
sas City.
Two workers killed as explosion de
stroyg in rubber shoe plant at Nal
den, Mass.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08

New York City longshofeman wins
$4,000 verdict against steamship
company for permanent injuries.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1925-05-08

Wide pread graft charged in De
troit city government; indictment Of
officials asked.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-11-19

If you want to buy or sell try
an American Want AID.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-11-19
Fleming Township

A. C. Figg delivered stock in
Askov Monday.
Dance at the Scandal hall Sat-
urday night. Social time.
F. M. Rodenberger delivered
stock in Askov Sunday afternoon.
Leon Beavens of St. Paul, is
visiting here at the home Of his
Mrs. Ed Beavens.
Mrs. Figg and Mrs. Austin Wis
tied school in Bruno last We'd
nesday afternoon.
The Lund and Saastad orches-
ira furnished music for the dance
at Markville last Saturday night.
L. M. Darling is reported to be
on the sick list with pneumonia.
He is resting easier at this writ
ing.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. O. Lund, Mrs.
Saastad, and Miss Stella were
Sunday dinner guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Ed Beavens.
E. l.. Bailey brought home F.
M. Rodenberger's threshing out
fit last Thursday, finishing the
seasons threshing at L. M. OAR
ling's place. Mr.. Bailey took Mr..
Rodenberger's place in threshing.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-11-19
DUOUETTE

i z +
Clifton Erickson left for Min
neapolis Monday.
Miss Thora Bohlin visited
friends in Duquette over the
weekend.
Mrs. Hedberg and daughter,
Myrtle, left for Proctor Thurs
day, returning Sunday.
The Misses Alice Norell and
Ella Peterson spent the week
end at their homes here.
The Ladies Aid will hold their
annual sale Saturday evening, De-
cember fifth. Any donations
will be greatly appreciated.
The Modern Woodmen are Civ
ing a big dance Saturday even
ing, Nov. Fl. Good poppy mu-
sic, and jolly time is assured.
The Community Ladies Aid
will be entertained by Mrs. E.
Torell, Saturday afternoon, Nov,
81, at the hall. Everybody wei
come. ..., .
Merle Street who has been run
ming the engine for the planning
mill was called down to Pine
City to serve on the grand jury
Wednesday. ..--..
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-11-19
Oak Lake NeighbOrhOOd

Mrs. Emil Koecher spent Sun
day afternoon at Krause's.
Ed Koecher called at Fred
Berg's one day last week.
Malvin Swenson and Carl An
derson were Moose Lake callers
Sunday forenoon. /
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Peterson
from Superior, visited at John
Swenson's Sunday.
Mrs. Fred Berg and son, Nal
colin, spent Sunday afternoon at
Alfred Anderson's.
Mrs. Aron Magnuson and Alma
Anderson visited at Fred Berg's
Tuesday afternoon.
A number of the younger set
were entertained at John Sven
sons Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Aron Magnuson
and August Nelson were Moose
Lake callers last Tuesday.
Several from here motored to
Askov Saturday evening and took
in the big wrestling match
Malvin Swenson of Little Falls,
accompanied by Miss Helen Cock
owski of Minneapolis, spent the
weekend at home, Miss Signe
Swenson returning with them.
Malvin has accepted the position
as manager of the E. P. Allen
stock farm near Minneapolis, for
an indefinite time, Anders An
derson taking his place as truck
driver at the Little Falls farm.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-11-19
STURGEON LAKE

John Sass and family of Du-
luth, visited at Selenski's Sunday.
Miss Alma Violet of Cromwell,
visited her sister, Mrs. A. T. Mo-
en-, over the weekend.
Frank Mankowski left Friday
for Duluth where he will be en-
ployed for the winter.
Edith Challstrom returned to
Duluth on Monday evening after
spending a couple of weeks at
her home west of town.
Stanley Slime returned to his
duties as section foreman on the
N. P. railroad after being laid up
for a couple of weeks with a
back ailment.
Joe Selenski and Robert Blank
enship made a trip to the country
west of Rutledge on Saturday,
cruising, for some, timber and al
so looking over the bear-hunting
possibilities.
A large crowd attended the
show in the village hall Thurs
day night. A good picture was
shown and music was furnished
during the showing by Phils or
chestra. "The White Sin" will be
the offering for next Thursday
night.
The dance and basket social
held by the M. w. A. Saturday
night proved to be successful,
social event. A large crowd was
on hand and they all expressed
themselves as having good
time. The music was furnished
by PhiIs orchestra.
The local lodge of the Royal
Neighbors entertained at a party
in the village hall Friday night.
Stunts and dancing were the
chief forms of entertainment dur
ing the vening, and a delightful
lunch was served to top the bill.
An excellent time was had by all
who attended.
The Cunningham Mercantile
Company crow bounty ended No.
vember first with Franklin Nc
Lewis winner of the five dollar
prize with ninety-one crows to
his credit. The total number of
crows killed was 259, on which
the company paid a bounty of
ten cents a piece.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-11-19
Pleasant Hill NeighbOrhOOd

O. F. Rudd, Adeline, and Miss
Bess Dilley visited with Kvas-
nickas Saturday evening.
Mrs. Pete Johnson and daugh-
ter, Mildred, are staying with
Adolf Johnson's for the winter.
Rev. and Mrs. Fillinger and
children called at the Berglund
home Wednesday afternoon, Nov.
II.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charley Bartels,
Walter and Patricia Petrick took
in the wrestling match at Askov
Saturday evening.
The Union Ladies Aid will
give a chicken dinner at the
Kerrick school house Saturday,
Nov. Fl. Half of the proceeds
will go to the Near East Relief.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. P. Davis and
family and Mrs. N. A. Williams
of Superior, called in our neigh
borhood Saturday and also took
in the chicken dinner at Bruno.
A Thanksgiving program will
be given at the Pleasant Hill
school Tuesday evening, Nov. "a.
After the program lunch will be
sold at 15c plate. Everybody
welcome.
Mrs. Joe Kvasnicka, Felix, Wes-
ley, Ruth Larson and Adrian
Berglund motored to Duluth to
visit Adolf Larson. They are
pleased to report that Adolf is
improving rapidly.
A number of young folks gath
cred at the Berglund home Thurs
day evening in honor of Thekla,
it being her birthday. The ev-
ening was spent in playing games
after which a lunch was served
by Mrs. Berglund.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-11-19
WILLOW RIVER

DIR. w. C. Ehmke went to the
Twin Cities Saturday on "a pro-
fessional trip, returning Sunday
Edw. Halva left Sunday in a
new Overland for his home at
Los Angeles, Calf, his place at
the mercantile store being taken
by Albert Klatt.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Hodgin and
children of St. Paul, drove up
Saturday to spend over Sunday
with the latter's folks, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Novack.
Mr.. and Mrs. Houdek spent
last weekend at Superior, Wis,
with relatives and Tuesday they
went to the Twin Cities on a bust
ness trip, returning Thursday.
Joe Sauber reports installing
, radio sets recently at Keller's
Bonnin's, Dubie's and even a set
at Sandstone and one at Moose
Lake. He is a hustler at the bust
ness.
A. whist party will be given by
the Community Club at Elstrak' S
hall Thursday evening. Every
one welcome to these parties
which are given every two
weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. E., VERIFY of
Duluth, accompanied by Mrs. "A.
VERIFY of St. Paul, spent Sunday
and Monday at the parental
home of the ladies, the John
Doboszenski's.
H. Petersen of Askov, accom-
panied by Soren Andersen called
at J. F. Dubie's Saturday. Mr..
Petersen went on to Sturgeon
Lake on a few hours business
trip while the latter remained at
Dubie's to tune their piano.
Among those from here at
tending the wrestling match at
Askov Saturday night were
Messrs. Houdek, Dubie, Laufen-
berg, Lundgren, Johnson, J. Step
an, J. Walters, A. Walta and Mrs.
Houdek, Maude Macmillan and
Mrs. Dubie.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-11-19
WEST OF KERRICK

Frank Gosioe was business
caller In Bruno Saturday.
S. A. Halverson was caller at
Carl Dahlen's Sunday evening.
Orville Carroll was helping
Roy Anderson haul hay Monday
G.. E. Carroll helped Ed Arm
Estrong with his butchering Tues
day.
Anton Anderson's children are
home from school with the
Whooping cough.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pat Shepard were
Sunday visitors at the Wesley
home near Moose Lake.
John Olson, Edwin Olson and
Miss Ellen Olson spent Sunday at
the G. E. Anderson home.
Miss Ellen Olson of Milaca, is
visiting at the home of her ia
Their, John Olson, and other
relatives this week.
John Wolby and daughter,
Nora, made a trip up around Bar
mum Wednesday, Mr.. Wolby look
ing for horses. He had the mis-
fortune to lose both of his horses
recently.
Pete Johnson left this week
for Nickerson where he will work
in the woods this winter. Mrs.
Johnson and Mildred are visit
ing at the home of her sister east
of Kerrick.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-11-19
Windemere Township

Anton Johnson returned from
North Dakota Friday.
Miss Melva Berg was a week
end visitor at the Frank Funck
home at Moose Lake.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Dahlin and
children were callers at Click
ner's Thursday evening.
A large crowd was present at
the surprise party at Nels Lar
sons Sunday afternoon.
Carl Wells of Highmore, S. D.,
arrived Saturday for few days
visit at the Pulling home.
Miss Hilma Johnson spent the
weekend at J, w. Anderson's as
a guest of Miss Hazel Madsen.
Mrs. Street and Brisben, &C:
companied by Mr.. and Mrs. ]. P.
Clickner, spent Wednesday even
ing at Nyberg's.
Eugene Mossberg and Anna
Johnson were married Saturday,
Nov. IA. This was a complete
surprise to the community. The
young couple plan to make their
home with Andrew Johnson. Con-
gratulations!
Severt Overland went to Du-
luth Friday returning with Mrs.
Overland who has been at St.
Luke's hospital for several
weeks. Mrs. Overland's many
friends will be glad to know that
she is greatly improved.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-11-19
Duxbury Neighborhood

Francis Ludwig shot a bear
last Sunday.
Mrs. Ogg spent Monday with
Mrs. R. Shute.
A. H. Anderson who works in
Duluth spent Tuesday with home
folks.
Mrs. A. M. Anderson and son,
Albert, and G. Munger were Pine
City visitors last Monday.
Arthur Knutson and sister,
Mrs. Kubon, of Minneapolis,
spent Sunday at the O. Knutson
home.
Mr.. Rudisuhle of Sandstone,
gave a radio demonstration at the
hall last week which was enjoy
ed by many.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1925-11-19
TRY THIS

Cop: why didn't you stop
when | yelled back there?"
Driver (great presence of
mind: Il thought you said, ''hel-
10 Senator"
Cop: We'll, you see, Senator,
| was going to warn you about
going too fast in the next town"
-Ex.