New Britain herald., 1925-06-13

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 Every act leaves an indellble im- print. What is done cannot be un- done. Words that are spoken arc set in perpetual type and the proofs cannot be corrected.
 On the journey there are many delightful sidetrips which bring en- joyment to the eye and heart There are many alleys with lotus flowers set there as lures. The alleys are easily entered but once within their labyrinthian confines exit is not easy.
 Temptations beset the right of way. It is 6 safe thing to remain on the train and cling to the tickets sold by the passenger agent. Some- times 1t seems that the journey is beset with storms but those are part of the scenery which make the ar rival in a sunclad country all the brighter.
 There are certain certificates the conductor will demand to see en route. Before you climb aboard, birth certificate is issued. Then you will need certificate before attend ing school. Upon leaving school to work. your prospective employer Will require a certificate from the proper authorities. If you continue to pur- sue your studies. diplomas soon come your way. Before wedding bells chime, you must obtain certi- fcate from the town clerk or other authorized person. And finally. as your friends crowd around your bier and remark upon your repose, a gentleman with a tall silk hat and black gloves and wearing funereal air will fill out your burial certlncate and you will be laid at rest--at the end of the journey.
 Having seen America first during Itbe past few weeks, we take our req ders. who no doubt by this time are hanging on our words and await ing our impressions before gong abroad this summer. on little trlp through the British Isles via gulde- :. hooks. novels and movies. All aboard that's going aboard! Foot! Toot' We're out of the land of freedom, SC let's have drink.
 London-A block of foggy dark ness punctuated with even blackei shadows An ideal spot for blind mans bluff, as there is a great saV- j ing to be effected in handkerchiets The fog is really the smoke still re- , maining from the great fire in 1565 when William the Conqueror wor the battle of Blenheim and married Queen Elizabeth. Contains, many fine sights: Charing Cross, where the Romans used to cruelty Christians Westminster Abbeya a burial edlhce reserved for English kings and th' long-waited Engishman who VII ' see q joke. The House of Parlia = mcnt, wherein Brittons prove Una - they have no license to laugh a l. America. The royal palaces. thu y homes of King George the fifth ant Queen Mary the other four-tifthR Then there is Epson Downs, wher' all gentlemen wear high hats whil' $ watching the derby. (Excuse us readers, while we take time out 10 h teal London is full of unusua places, such as cinemas, newspape kiosks, trans and the underground the first three being native animals of course, and the Last a cemeter, tt London is truly city to delight th heart of a devoted Pittsburgher. Il Scotland-The home of the shoI skirt, which was originated at tn battle of Preston Pans, when s many highlanders were kilt. A
 oasis for thirsting Americans, as tn
 only prohibition the Scots know
 is the prohibition of prohibition al The sights include the kirkt, doom Id and lochs, which are old Drui
 ruins, and the bridge across tf Q Firth of Forth, this last being bui ,e to enable the Scots to keep ava
 from the much dreaded water. Sec 70 land has produced many fine me ss including Robert Burns, Harl s, Lauder and the English prime mil
 isters.
 Ireland-A land of green graf
 green trees and green governmer
 Ireland has suffered much at Il
 hands of England, the days of EnI ry fish rule being almost as bloody v those of home rule. In the old da I, many Irish emigrated to New Tor
 but now the population is Dubli
 A great place for geologists to stu, - the shamrocks and the real one J" An Irishman may call spade spade, but a snake is an eel. 1T ' principal sights are shell holes
 public buildings, the potter's fie
 near Donnybrook, and the Angl
 Irish football matches. all of whi 'It should appeal 10 the gentle warri' oN Wales-Wryzxchhrkjh and a ft
 other such names put Wales in Ne minus quantity for the traveller W
 would tell of the sights he saw. A
 the principal sight, the Prince,
 seldom home, as he prefers Hotte
 tots. Zulus, and prsncing mares ic- the native Welsh rabbits.
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 ms There is a sign prominently d 'ty' played in most street cars to the red feet that the men in charge of { Id; car are the street company's sal so- men. And this is true.
 But there are times without nu to Der even when real salesmen fail a
 fail ignominiously to bring hoi |, the bacon" We noted one partit
 lar instance of this this morning
 We boarded Connecticut Co. b
 as did a crusty old individual of VI
 evident ill-temper.
 The bus driver asked him for
 fare, and further asked if he wo .ed, have tokens.
 The reply was succinct and sw at "I don't want any of your tokens
 The driver then said: You {
 use them coming back"
 The crusty one replied: 'T'm