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New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

sired entry of that government into the League of Nations, which would give to the Germans the right to participate In League affairs. This point will be open to discussion, as such participation would place the protection of German frontiers up to the League, under Article 16 of the covenant. In the long run 1t is probable that Germany will be al- lowed 10 join the League. This ought 10 mean much to the future peace of Europe.
 The French German British se- curity pact discussion has been a matter of far-reaching importance to the future of Europe, yet 1t has received no great total Of publicity. This perhaps has been due 10 the lack of disagreement, When states men dlscusS an important matter Tn a rational and quiet manner their deliberations are not apt to attract as much attention as if they called each other harsh names and im- puted the sincerity of each others motives. The security pact in pro- cess of being formed and the pro- posed German entry into the League of Nations is destined to change western Europe from hothouse of irascible nationalistic contention to the adoption of live and let live policy under the present status quo, The future in Europe looks much less ominous than it did several years ago. The lion and the lamb so to speak, may yet lie down to- gether in peaceful slumber.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
CITIZENSHIP IN U, s.
 IS DENIED TO PONZl
Former Financial Wizard Gives AS sent to Dismissal of His
 Application

Boston, July 22--Charles Ponzi has been denied the opportunity 10 become a citizen of the United States by the action of Judge Lowell in the United States district court here in dismissng his application TOT naturalization, it was learned yes terday. The petition was dismissed with the assent of the former imam cial wizard himself.
 Ponzi wrote his assent and sup- nnitted if to the bureau when ne was informed by Chief Naturalization Examiner Farrel that his hopes or citizenship were fruitless. The law states that q person must have been of good moral character for a period of i've years prior to admission as a. citizen. PonN said he was, with the exception of Q federal court con- viction for using the mails in a scheme 10 defraud, and a state court conviction on ether charges. His witnesses also put the convlctloh rroyjso in their statements.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

much land they would lose by the widening process,
 This Is a more important subject than would at first appear and 1t hehooves all the property owners 10 famillarize themselves with the facts now, that they may register their vote as they wish, rather than wait until the matter has been set tied one way or another and then raise the usual hovs Of dissatisiac- ton.
 From the explanation given last night 1t would appear that the front lawns Of practically every land owner would be cut back from two 10 four feet In some places this would bring the front porches all most up to the sidewalk, In addi- ton, it doubtless would necessitate the cutting down Of every tree on this street, making it a decid- edly barren appearing thorough fare.
 The proposed widening Of the street would hardly benefit the property owners themselves, the concensus of opinion expressed last night indicated, but would solely benefit the travelling public and traf- nc in general which uses this high way. In fact some of those present declared the widening of the street would prove a detriment since Il would increase the amount of traffic shunted through this artery of traf' fc, would increase the hazard to lift and limb, result in more noise anc dust and, in general, go far towart making the street less desirable fo residential purposes.
 Property owners will do well t study the subject, then turn out 10 per cent next Tuesday night to pre- sent their views.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
25 Years Ago Today

The first international automobile exposition 10 be held in America opened in Branford today, Gu vehicles being in the tent. There was grand parade of 80 automo- piles and races occupied the after noon. New Britain now has several automobiles and several local people arc attending the exposition.
 The hook and eye business is nourishing in New Britain. At every other house a woman is sew ing them on, although they get dis gracefully small wages for this work.
 The baggage room at the depot now handles 25o articles day.
 Councilman W. R. Sparks had an undesirable experience yesterday when backing his wagon on Com morcial street. The wagon slid into cellar and turned over The horse turned a somersaut and landed or its feet in the cellar Nr, Sparks was unhurt.
 Fred Linton, the plumber, saved a woman from being run down al the Main street crossing this morn. ing Stories of these barrow escapes are pretty frequent lately
 The New Britain division of th, Southern New England Telephone Co. now has 562 phones
 J. R. Andrews has been added tt the monument parade committee while the reception committee ha been increased hy ". c. Kinlocl, F. r, Wann, j. R. Eunk, Eichar, Cassidy, W. II. Gladden., F, A, All press, Abraham Howell, and Hcnr Burckhardt.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
Observations On Tie Weather

Washington, July 22.-Torrcast
 for southern Nrw England: Show
 CTS tonight; cooler in northwest
 portion. Thursday partly cloudy,
 cooler in interior, fresh. possibly
 strong southwest, shifting 10 north west winds.
 Conditions. Showers and un- settled weather this morning m the
 northern states east Of the Missie- sippi river. The disturbance is
 moving slowly into the st. Lawrence valley Syracuse, New York, hay ing the heaviest of rainfall during
 the past q hours. 26S inches. The
 western area Of high pressure has passed within the northern border of tho country and rcntors this morning over Minnesota and the DakotaS, Pressure is low in the i Rocky Mountain districts. Tenn l p,raturcs are considerably higher in ] Montana but elsewhere only slight i changes have occurred,
 Condirons favor for this vicinity unsettled weather with local show
 CTS followed hy fair and slightly
 cooler.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
BUT FOUR ARE LEFT IN
 "THE LAST MANS CLUB"
And of These, Only Three Arc Able to Attend Annual Reunion
 Dinner,

Saltwater, Minn,. July 22 P-- Drinking toast of water to their departed comrades, three members Of the Last Mans club ended their fist annual reunion here yesterday with prayer that they might meet again one year hence.
 Because one of the survivors was unable to stand without assistance, they drank the toast sitting down. The names of the 30 members of the club, which was formed in 1884. who have passed on were read and Ia tribute paid each one.
 The club was organized by 3I members of B company, First Min- |nesota volunteers, who purchased a bottle of wine, with the proviso that its last survivor was to drink q toast to those who had died before him. Only four members survive Peter Hall, S6. of Atwater, Minn.. who was reelected president: Charles NJ. Lockwood, S2, chamber lain. g D; John s. Golf, S1. St. Paul, and Emil Graf, S4. St. Cloud. Fla, The latter was unahle to attend be- cause Of illness. The club again re- affirmed its decision of last year, to have the last two survivors drink the toast instead of the final member.
 American apples are more popu- lar in Egypt than those received
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Waterbury Republican; Some time when the fundamentalists get around to it they might consider the treaty negotiated hy the United States with Trlpoli in 1796 in which it is said that The United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
Hints for the June Bride How to Look Cool and Refreshing
 in the Summer


 Remember that your husband hasn't seen you at all in the winter. Since you were only just married, lis first mpreiseion of you as q wife is going to be gained in the hot months. If you want to hold his love, you must look sweet and re- freshing whenever he sees you. He secs enough hot women at his office. These hints should be your guide: T. will be hot during the night. When the sun peeps into the room, you will both be perspiring, Wake before your husband. Stand i'll the middle of the floor, place your hands on your hips and your heels ward until your head touches the floor, 11S times, Precipitation will cover your body Your husband must not See you in this condition, so you must cover his face with a thick, warm blanket, Then take a 1 cold shower
 After he has left you, spend the whole morning rubbing cold cream into your face. In the afternoon rub cold cream over your entire body. Every 42 minutes, douse your self with powder. If the room seems baking in the heat. Use baking. powder An hour before your hus band comes home. carefully remove every bit of the powder and the cold crcpm. Then take 8 colo shower!
 -GeCrge Jester.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
TO rxCAvATE ARMAGEDDoN

New York. July 2I Fl-ENcaVa- tion of the ruins of Armageddon, ancient fortified town of the ridge of Mount Carmel in Jerusalem, and scene of many a bloody battle be- tween the Egyptians and Asiatics, will be undertaken next year, Pro- lessor James H. Breasted, famous University of Chicago EEyptoogist, announced today on his return from Europe on the Majestic.
 The expedition will be financed by John D. Rockefeller, Jr., he said.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

American investors loaned for tigners s55O, 100000 since January ]. But how much are Americans spending in Europe this summer? Maybe that is how foreigners get the money to pay back what they borrow.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
THE PLAN TO WIDEN ARCH STREET

ARCH STREET The old saying there is nothing new under the sum- IS exemplihed in the latest proposal to widen Arch street which has gained more or less headway in the last few day. Time was, nearly half a century ago, when the same plan was under con- sideration Sporadicaly, 1t has arisen since, though nothing has yet been done about it.
 Surely. to again use an ancient adage in paraphrase where there is so much smoke there must be some fire" When succeeding gen. erations call attention 10 the same fault at intervals covering a span of fifty years. the fault must be ob- vious, the remedy patent Arch street, IL seem, should be widened.
 Merchants along the thoroughfare made famous by the desertion of the trolley company probably see the matter Of widening the street from 8 standpoint of a betterment to their business. But the citizens may look at it from the standpoint of bettefment to the city at large. It is trite 10 remark that when one benefits the merchants, he benefits the city, that a move to add to the value of property along a street, to improve it's trading resources is a move to help everyone. Broadmind- ed men, accustomed to consider the business aspects from every angle before, taking 3 step in order to as- certain the affect upon their future, have decided to petition that the street be widencd. They must know what they are talking about, it would be well for citizens 10 come 10 their aid
 It is not unreasonable 10 suppose that Arch street some day will be a thoroughfare in and out of the city, as South Main street is now The Cat Hole Pass road is to be sur faced undoubtedly the connecting link between the foot of Arch street and the point in Eensngton, Wher' q dirt road now joins the Cat Hole road, will be mshoI up within { few wars, and an admirable outIe will be furnished tD cars bound io . Mcriden and points soutl. II is vel to consider this tant when dobatIni upon ths proposal We can all re grct Ioloy that Arch street was no w.dcn"d 5o yrms ago, or 23 year ago. Win our cm}u,n regret, g. years from now, that fl ~os no done today Probably
 Peculiarly enough We ar. edi torlalizing tonight upon the proJec oi widening another street. and W are rot laloring it. But the argu mont 10 the careful reader is pair  On one street tue mMo.i'y Is sai to be mta1 orallr to widening is d l.sll,n.@I .fr.' and rhos along r r.l ra,' u-r" IS root enough in 'h. rHorou1n.r. in ad dttion to feeling thcy should not b made to pay tao losses sustained | thclr prop ~y. I@ other street, th ono Ne here discuss ,s a bushes street and II seems as f the maior ty of merchants favor lie widening though the co.t Of 3ong so migl moan casn loss to them Wo car not help Lu. '--l I.rt 'be lnl.oNi is right m beth .as.aoa'-. II "ol, he well Tor p"o;l. no' >Haty intel es'ed in the imm"!la:e worosa5 but wuo have concern m 'he we ,a:. o;rae ely to 2ar""' , r"n-id' ,ne mattet. Their lnauc0ce, or way or another nDght be the d' cIame tac,or. They might tnrns h.. final usD io max" q masor.'N
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
From Our Chiidrcn's Garden

Little George had just come home from his first day at school. Moth CT" he said I'm not going to school any more, because my teach CT sWearS."
 "Why Georgie," replied his moth CT. "what are you saying. What dc you mean?"
 "Well today she opened the win, dows and said: Stand up, boys and girls Breathe deeply, Now ln-hel -eX-hell.
 II. k. Piercey.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

The New York millionaire who is bent upon giving away his wealth might be called upon hy the city to pay sioO a day and expenses to that zoning expert.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Registrar of Motor Vehicles Goodwin in Massachusetts plays no favorites. His brother -in-law is a judge in an East Boston court and got first class blast. of indignation from the registrar when the judge fined a reckless driver instead of sending him to jail. You have no more right to violate the law than the defendant who was before you" the registrar told his kin in a letter made public.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Member Audit Bureau Of Circulation. The A. B. c. ts a national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver. tlsers with 6 strictly honest analysis Of circulation. Our circulation statistics arc based upon this audit. This tnsureE protection against fraud In newspaper distribution figures to both national and local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Hcadline. G. Q. r. Leaders Back Coolidge for Third Time But there is no news in it. A first page story would be fl they opposed him Tor third term.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

II is 70 be hoped that il does not Ike two years for the Scopes case 10 reach the L. s. Supreme court peonle don't like 10 wait that long for the ninth inning.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Now that Cyril Gaffnoy has joined his brother and father in their law practice. the Gaitncys appear 10 De ono up" on the Nairs,
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
COttage Pudding

"Oscar, why have you boosted the cottage pudding ten cents q portion?"
 Well sir, you know how build ing materials have gone up"
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

+ IS 10 be hoped that Mir. Scopes didn't have 10 borrow that $loO from the drug store proprietor where it started"
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
M,mber of th, A,,ocloted Pre.,,

The Associated Press if exclusively en- titled 10 tn use for republication Of all news credited to it or not otherwise credited in thlt paper and also local nows published hevein.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
King Solomon. Lr.

By Hugh G. Webber Fay close attention, sonny: You'll so through life q swlnmiu' And make lot of money If you will kid old women, Remember, when you meet 'em, The trick is very easy If you will smile and greet 'cm With these words, kinda breezy: Gee whiz! How do you do it? You're looking younger daily! Girls envy you. beshreW it." Then they will answer gaily: Get out, Your talk is folly! You're passing out the taffy." They like it though, by golly. It tickles them most dalty. Young women make you dizzy They try so hard to scalp you; Oll lady friends get busy And make their husta ands help you So harken to my ditty;
 By pretty girls go skinmin'; Be different. Be witty,
 And kid the older wimmin'!
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
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Paradise IOstl

Paradise LOStI II may have "bloesomed like the rose" Our wilderness -- but we'll con- fess That since 1t boomed with radios And monographs -- it's been mcss
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
NatIIrr's Handicap

Sylvia. Girls are winning their way in the sports, but I'm afraid they'll never make pitchers" Gloria: No, dearie; it's easy to get on to their curves"
 J. c. McQuistaue.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Men are mean, and none feels actual sympathy when he sees an- other fixing a tire on hot road.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

At some resorts the patrons would think an earthquake just the usual shaking down.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

A little painting up of some of the jitneys in town wouldn't do any harm. Some of them are beginning 10 look like New Haven railroad coaches.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

The honeymoon is over when each begins to observe how faulty the other looks in a bathing suit.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Numbers alone won't bring vic tory. Fivvers are increasing much faster than grade crossings.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Americanism: Making things soft for the children; wondering how the children get spoiled.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
Fair!

Cole and Lloyd, two loading citi- zcns Of a town in Kansas, came 10 pass approval or disapproyal on New York. They went sight seeing and inspected all the wonders of the big town.
 Finally came the day when Cole said to Lloyd: "I wonder what them New York fellers mean when they refer to the fair seX?' "
 Don't you know" said Lloyd in sstonishment. Why they mean street car conductors. Don't they
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Tho Herald is on sale daily In New York at Hotalings New Stand. Times Square; schultzs News Stand. Entrance Grand Central. t.nd street.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Tho only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press room always open to sdyertiserA
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

That critic who says America has no genius for music wasn't talking about chin music.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

The censors will keep on until they won't leave the poor chorus girl a leg to stand on.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

F,ldcnce Of evolution. Ask me man owning an automobile To take 1 five mile walk.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
Cure for LonCsomencss

Cure for LonCsomencss Dear Wally:
 When alone I'm blue; I'd like 10 know what l should do When I get spells Tn which I'm sad.
 Yours very truly,
 Lonesome Lad. Dear Lonesome Lad:
 I think the thinG To do, when you are sad, is sing; Youu not be lonesome then, my lad Your singing will make others sad
 De Bisga Boss Dear Wally.
 I'm a hen-pcckcd man One Of the universal clan. Has any fellow ever lived Who really bossed his own house
 FHvved. Dear Flivved:
 I'll have to answer, Aca I know II, too, it is no guess P.rhars you1l he a bit consol'd To learn hes only one year old.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

The average American family con- stunned s24 pounds of dressed meat last year.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

As a final desperate eXpedient, perhaps Washington could get the Digest to poll France on the debt question.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
An Old-Tiner

Police magistrates: Caught beat ing your wife, eh? What kind of q man are you, anyway"
 Prisoner; Kinda old fashioned, Judge, kinda old fashioned"
 William D. Statander.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Doing Well "Wen, at last I have struck pa' dirt" What are you selling ?' Mud as a tece beauiifier."
 Mrs. H. T. Loring. Copyright, 1925, Reproduction
 Forbiddenl
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
Facts andFancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

White pants; puddle; speeding limousine. Down with the rich!
 Hydrophobia; The malady the dog has if the policeman is easily excited,
 There's a sucker born every min ute, and a new upltft society to col lect from him.
 Still the average man knows as much about the laws as any gentle man should.
 The proper measure of man is the degree Of success required to swell his head.
 A village is a place where rolling the sleeves up makes q good enough sport costume.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

When Italy mobilizes the women for the next war; doubtless they will be used to circulate mean stories on the opposition.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

The first essential in teaching a boy to respect law is teaching him to respect dad.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
Wally the Mystic

He'll Answer Your Questions Of all things with which folks are
 cursed This mental anguish is the worst; No pills or capsules cure lt, But Mystci WallY helps a bit.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Correct this sentence: Having a wonderful time," wrote the family 10 old dad; Wish you were here,
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

But why did nature waste that hide on an alligator? Most of the time he stays down there where mosquitoes cant get him.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

sUBscRIPTIoN RATES $500 c Year.
 t3.o0 Three Months.
 7Se. a Month.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
New Britain Herald HERALD ruBAsHING COMPANY

Issued Daily tsundAy ESespted) N: Herald Bldg. eT Church Street
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

TELEPHONE CALLS
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New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Entered a. the Post oTies at New Britain
 ht Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

The supreme test of personality comes when you must tell the taxi driver that your money is in your other pants.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

Essential equipment for hiking across country includes a pleasant manner of asking for ride,
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

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New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

MONDAY table much and den In ingredients tuceulsnt  
 
 
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New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

American apples are more popu- lar in Egypt than those received from Italy and Greece.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22
Doing Well

collect fares?"
 Herman Gordon.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-22

White pants; puddle; speeding limousine. Down with the rich!
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1925-06-15
No Shorter Hours
For State Depts.
In Summer Months

There will be no shorter hours for
state house employees during the
months of July and August as has
been the custom for a number Of
years. This was decided at q con-
ference held in the council chamber
Saturday between Gov. Brewster and
the heads Of departments. In other
words. the departments at the capitol
will open at 8 o'clock in the morning
and close at 5 o'clock in the after
noon as Is the order Of things except
during the months Of July and Au-
gust, with and hour and a half for
lunch between IL and 100 o'clock, of
course with the exception that the
various offices will close at noon on
Saturdays.
One plan proposed was to close the
departments at 4.30 o'clock in the af-
ternoon during July and August with
only an hour instead Of an hour and
a half for lunch and another plan
was to close the offices at 4 o'clock
in the afternoon, with only an hour
for lunch and beginning work at 7.30
o'clock in the morning, half hour
earlier than at present
A majority of the CLERKS and other
employees considered the present sys-
tenn the best, so the departments will
open at 8 o'clock in the morning and
close at o'clock in the afternoon,
with an hour and q half at noon for
lunch.
The heads Of departments decided
to follow the plan used by Major
Herbert M. Lord, director Of the ma
tional budget, in the matter Of the
expenditures Of their various depart
ments.