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The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24
That was no Joke

A negro was lying down during the
noon hour, sleeping in the hot sun.
The clock struck 1, the time to pick up
his hod again. He arose, stretched
and grumbled: Il wish | wuz daid.
Tain nothun' but wuk, wuk from
mornin tell night"
Another man, story above, heard
the complaint and dropped a brick on
the grumbler's head.
Dazed, he looked up and said:
"Da Lawd can stn' no jokes. He
jes' takes everything in yearnist."
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24

Chronic indigestion is a term used
to describe a variety Of disagreeable
sensations and symptoms occurring in
the region of the stomach. 1t means
that there is some disturbance in the
process of digestion. But when it
comes to telling just exactly what is
wrong Indigestion is rather vague
term.
Sometimes symptoms of trouble oc-
cur because the process of digestion
has become functionally deranged on
account of long continued faulty die
tetic habits. Some of the things that
the stomach is likely to rebel against,
in the course of time, are eating at ir-
regular hours; imperfect chewing of
food; overeating, and eating unsuitable
foods. If not Of too long standing, the
functional disturbances caused this
way may disappear when the habits of
eating are corrected.
Underlying Causes
Outlines, however, chronic indiges-
tion means that there is some definite
disease of the organs of digestion.
Ulcer of the stomach or intestine,
chronic appendicitis, and disease of the
gallbladder are among the frequent
underlying causes. More rarely, per-
haps, cancer of the stomach, or of
some other abdominal organ, gives
rise to symptoms of Indigestion. This
is more likely to be cause Of indi-
gestion in the case of older people.
But the diseases in which symp-
toms of stomach trouble may occur are
not necessarily limited to those of the
digestive organs. Symptoms Of indi-
gestion frequently occur in such dis
eases as anemia, tuberculosis, diabetes
and Bright's disease as well as in sew
eral others.
When indigestion arises as the re-
suit of definite disease, either in the
digestive tract or elsewhere in the
body, more than correct diet and good
hygiene is usually required for its
cure. The thing to remember is that
in stomach trouble, the stomach is not
always primarily at fault. And any
one who is seeking relief from dis
orders of digestion should first find
out why he has Indigestion. For it is
only through treatment directed at the
cause that one can expect to obtain
permanent relief. X
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24

WAS President Castro's daugh.ss
was announced simultaneously
With the despatch te---ag Ct Eee
fathers death. Then tie wscle
tory Of Luciila's romantic fiiglc
20 this country in search OK cl-
venture came out.
Left Venezuela
81 wanted to earn my owr ,lss
ing ard so / left Venezuela vhero
every girl Ia supposed to Sc back
and let some man take care OK
her" corfides the dark-eyed South
American. "The first money /
ever earned for myself y'a5 mc-c
precious to ms than all the f.:'
larger sums that had been r!ve1
me. am going to continue on sss
stage and I hops cvcrs-elly 70
get sor-c star parts
@Tkcn VIXEN I've money enough
/ shall buy MYSELF lovely old
Spaniah castle EEs the one in
which ! was bora II Caracas.
And when I'm very oil, J shall 90
there to live, surrounding mysek
with beauty and song"
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24
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CHRONIC INDIGESTION

Copyright 1926 by Brown Corporation Chcsgo)

If diet alone does not help you, and
you must take something, take min
eral oil. AS you improve, gradually
cut down the dose of mineral oil until
you discontinue it entirely.
Exercises that bring the muscles Of
the abdomen into play are often of
benefit. Regular habits are import
ant.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24

class.
"a. An electrified particle.
rs. Foes.
26. Marches.
27, A color.
so. A winged mammal.
ss A fairy.
81. Definite article.
So. Bamboo like grass
80. A toothed wheel.
IL. An intention or design.
AZ. Organ of hearing.
4S. Smooth, glossy.
46. A contract.
4S. A fray.
40. The goddess Of the harvest.
81. Browns by exposure to the sun.
So. Decay.
80. 1t is (contraction).
81. Tear or rip.
Sc. An alcoholic beverage.
80. Assist.
81 Accomplish.
GA. a1416.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24
The Clerk Shot Him

Collegiate: "How much are your
rooms?"
Hotel Clerk: 1.-TWO dollars up to
six"
Collegiate: II don't usually get up
that early-but | guess / can stand
it one morning"
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24
HOW TO SOLVE A CROSSWORD PUZZLE

word which will fill in all the
white spaces to the first black space
below. The black spaces indicate
the end of word, and no letter
Ia placed in them. When COM
pleted, the puzzle must read holi-
zontally and vertically or across and
down.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24

The first letter or each word is
indicated by number placed in the
blank spaces, and by referring to the
list of words given below you will find
the definition of word which will fill
in all the white spaces to the first
black space at the right. Number
one verticle gives the definition for
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24
The Mans Right

Friend; "Why don't your husband
consult specialist. Deafness can
sometimes be cured, you know"
Wife: That's what I've told him
but he says not now--not in this day
of q radio set in every home"
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24
A MUCH NEEDED TEXT BOOK

The standard of living in our home county is
possibly as high as in any county in the state;
certainly it is higher than the standard obtaining
anywhere abroad. There is not an American alive
who does not feel proud of superior living condi-
tons of Americans. If the standard is to be main
tanned however, the time has arrived for the ma
ton generally to give serious thot to the crubing
of waste in living and to the Inauguration of per
iod of sensible saving Even more important is
the necessity to press for some reform in our
school system which will bring to the youth of the
country deeper understanding of economics and
a more sensible idea of the personal budget
There are forty-four millions of the American
people now ganfully employed who earn more
than $4,000, 000 600 yearly. The business of man
aging such an income is staggering problem, be-
widering, when one considers that every worker
is member of the board of directors Fully S10,-
O0O,O0O000 is wasted every year because the di-
rectors know nothing of economics
New York City, for example, spends 6500O,000
every year in charity but for practical instruction
in economics which, if properly applied, would
largely do away with the necessity for charity it
spends not one penny piece. This same condition
prevails, in proportionate degree, right here at
home Our school children are not taught how
to manage their personal affairs or the basis of
economic living; they gather smattering of bot
any, little geology possibly interspersed with
a modicum of plain sewing and Kindergarten
chemical experiments, but nothing at all of the
science that lies at the very root of personal pros
perity and national development. The teachers
are not to blame, but unless there be change the
day of reckoning will be very black Friday.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24
DICK CROONQUIST

This community was shocked and saddened by
the news Saturday morning of the death of H. S.
Croonquist, which occurred late Friday night
after he had accidentally shot himself while hunt
ing. Leaving his store late Friday afternoon, in
the best of health and happest spirits he was brot
back fatally wounded Such tragic occurrences
brings forcibly upon each one of us the realization
that we never know what hour or what moment
the hand of Fate, or the hand of Cod may inter-
vene and snatch us suddenly from this world and
our loved ones.
Dick Croonquist was a splendid citizen-a man
of high character and was loved by all who knew
him. He was in the prime of life, and aside from
his own business interests, was connected with all
the important civic activities always giving help
full and generous support to his fellows, and the
interest of the city as whole Red Lodge will
miss him, and the community as a whole, extends
its heartfelt sympathy to his family. They may
be comforted by the thought that they have lost
one who was held in highest esteem by all who
knew him.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24

uiative investment in farm property
during the period OF imitation. II any
just criticism could be directed at the
manner in which the Federal Reserve
System functioned In this situation In
the opinion OF many II would be that
the Reserve banks delayed too long in
raising the rediscount rates. An ear
lier effort might have stayed the proc
ess OF imitation.
The collapse of 1920 was by no
means confined to agriculture. and was
the inevitable sequel to the imitation
period. All branches Of business suf-
fered in this period OF reaction and
perhaps none more than banking.
against which this criticism has been
levelled. The financial situation of the
farmers was greatly aggravated by the
fact that the high land values and high
prices OF agricultural products had led
many farmers to incur obligations
based on the inflated values. II the
farmer was victimized at all, indeed,
he was the victim OF too much rather
than too little consideration. The
real progress which has been achieved
in agricultural finance In recent years
lies more in the intelligent distribution
OF farm credit than In volume.
With agencies now functioning for
the provision OF ample credits for the
American farmer, his enduring success
depends upon the wisdom and fore
sight with which he meets the prob
lens OF production and marketing.
More than ever before, his activities
must be regulated with reference to
world conditions. and his profits, like
those OF the manufacturer or mer-
chant, will reflect the measure OF his
success in adjusting his activities to
these conditions.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24
At the General Store

Stranger: Would you mind telling
me, who is that man over there?"
Native: "Thats Bill Simpkins-
and we folks in this town think him
the LATEST man in the world"
Stranger: "Well--he can't be the
LATEST man-else he would either get
up or sit down-instead Of holding
himself up in that position on his
hands"
Native: You're wrong there,
stranger. Some of the boys put a
tack on that bench--and Bills too
lazy to get of'it."
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24
BANKERS HELP

The banks OF Linn County Oregon,
are showing more enthusiasm than
ever this year In behalf Of county
corn exhibit similar to that held last
year at the Linn County Fair. Last
years exhibit was the result OF con.
test for a prize offered by number
OF local banks. This was so success
full that this year ten out OF the eleven
banks in the county will subscribe to
the effort.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24

The Agricultural Committee OF the
Alabama Bankers Association has
recommended that scholarship fund
be established for the education OF
worthy young men and women along
agricultural and home economics
lines. 1t is estimated that II each
bank in the state were to contribute
rs cents per thousand capital, five to
six thousand dollars per annum would
be realized.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24

H. S. Mowrer, chairman Of the Agri-
cultural Committee OF the New Jersey
Bankers Association. together with
II. ]. Baker, director of extension
work in the College Of Agriculture,
made complete tour OF the state this
spring, calling on the county agents
and agricultural committees Of the
various county organizations to get a
definite lineup on the work done and
the plans for the coming year. Ways
and means for furtherlng the program
of the state committee were consid-
cred at these conferences.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24

d e n collapse OF
prices and curtail-
ment OF credits in
1920 and 1921, and
the subsequent finan'
cial difficulties OF
the farmers. AS a
matter of fact. what
ever blame may at
tach to bankers must
be for the too gen
erous financing. In
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24

Searcy County Bankers Association,
Arkansas, entertained as its guests
recently some seventy-five farmers
and business men. The result was the
organization of the North Central Ar
kansas Agricultural Association. Its
purpose will be to coordinate the ef-
forts OF the farmers and business men
In promoting better agriculture.
Searcy County bankers are giving 100
settings OF purebred eggs for distribu-
ton to the boys and girls clubs in
the county.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24

The Agricultural Committee OF the
Oklahoma Bankers Association. in its
report. recommends that the bankers
see that competent agent is appoint
ed in each county and that he has
degree from some agricultural col
lege. They believe that the agrlcul-
tural possibilities Of the state should
be better advertised and that each
county bankers association should do
some work along that line.
The Carbon County news. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1924-1931, 1925-09-24
UNEARNED CRITICISM
BY FRANCIS X. sIssoN
Chairman. Public Relations Commits
sion American Bankers Association

There has been some disposition to
criticize the administration OF the
country's banking system for the sud.
Evening star., 1925-07-20
PERSH|NG, SAILING,
PLEDGES JUSTICE
Rights of All Concerned to Be
Protected in PIebiSCite,
He Says.
FREDERICK HOELZEL,
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
KEY WEST, Fla. July 2O.-Gen.
John j. Pershing. president of the
Tacna-Arica plebiscitary commission,
and his party late yesterday left here
on the l.. S. S. Rochester for South
America.
The general, arrived here from
Washington, was accompanied by a
party of officials numbering more
than twenty. The party was met by
Capt. Clark d. Stearns. commandant
of the Seventh Naval District; Rear
Admiral j. t. Latimer, Mayor Frank
II. Ladd of this city, a number of
other officers and representa- tives of
the American Legion post here.
Large crowds greeted the general
and his party at the railroad station.
After meeting the officials he was
escorted to the naval station on board
a special vessel.
A salute was fired from the Roches-
ter and land forces in honor of the
general. This was followed with a
luncheon in the navy yard, Gen. Per
shing being the honor guest.
Although refusing to comment di-
rectly on the Tacna-Arica boundary
dispute. Gen. Pershing declared on
leaving here that the matter would
be handled with the strictest impair.
tiality and justice in protecting the
rights of all parties concerned.
He declared that the outcome of the
plebiscite will be a true expression of
the will of the inhabitants of the dis
puted provinces.
Evening star., 1925-07-20
Government Heads
Must Bear Expense
OF Printing Photos
Pictures CiUen to Papers
Not to Be Paid for
By U. S.

Photographs of Government officials
are personal expense, and no
longer may be given to newspapers
and magazines at the expense OF
Uncle Sam
This, in effect. was the ruling of
Controller General McCarl handed
down today in the case of Miss Grace
Abbott. head Of the Wonen's Bureau
of the Department of Labor.
The Secretary of Labor had asked
the controller If photographs Of the
director Miss Abbott might be paid
for out of Government funds, mas
much as the pictures requested by
newspapers and magazines were to be
used for the purpose of securing ma
terial for reports"
The controller general denied the re-
quest. emphatically declaring: Photo
graphs of officers and employees of the
Government are primarily a personal
expense. and their purchase from pub
lie funds is authorized only when re-
quired in connection with the Official
work OF the Office or bureau in which
employed. II is not apparent
how the furnishing of photographs Of
the director of the Womens Bureau
10 newspapers and magazines would
result in the procurement by that hu
reau of material for reports of value
in connection with its official duties y
Evening star., 1925-07-20
Z RADICALS FORM
BELGRADE CABINET
First Act of New Ministry Is
to Release Raditch From
Prison.
Ry the Associated Press.

Ry the Associated Press.
BELGRADE, July 20.-The new
coalition ministry, which took the oath
of office Saturday, includes Nikola
Pachitch as. premier; Gen. Trifouno-
witch. minister of war; NJ. Stoyadino-
witch, minister of finance, and DR.. NJ.
Ninchitch. foreign minister. There are
Il radicals in the new cabinet, which
has been organized with the support
of Stefan Raditch, leader of the Croat
Peasant party.
The first act of the cabinet was to
sign the release from custody or Ra-
ditch and other persons implicated in
an alleged conspiracy against the
Jugoslav government,
Raditch and his followers were ar
rested at Agram early last January
for alleged connection with the Mos
COW Third international. Raditch was
placed on trial. but acquitted, and was
immediately re-arrested when the gov
ernment claimed to have new evidence
against him. He never came TO trial
again. Parliamentary elections were
held. but the election commission of
the National Assembly invalidated the
election of all members of the Peasant
party.
A recent dispatch TO the Associated
Press gave the first inkling Of the
momentou reunion of these two Jugo-
slav leaders. The Pachitch cabinet re-
signed and "a coalition ministry was
formed. comprising members of both
Pachitch and Raditch factions.
Evening star., 1925-07-20
MEMORIAL ADDITION
CORNER STONE is LAID
J. J. Darlington Annex to Fifth
Baptist Church Begun With
Ceremonies.

The corner stone of the J. l.. Oar
ltngton memorial, a three-story I'D
dition to the Sunday school of the
Fifth Baptist Church, was laid al
noon yesterday. following the regular
church services.
Rev. DIR. J. r. Lowe of Richmond,
secretary of the Foreign Mission
Board of the Southern Baptist Con
vention. delivered the principal ad-
dress. Rev. DR.. John E. Briggs, pas
tor of the church. presided. Miss
Frances Simpson, daughter of DIR. and
Mrs G. Augustus Simpson and a
granddaughter of Mr.. Darlington,
put the box in the corner stone. AS
ststing in laying the stone were Rich
ard A. Ford, chairman of the building
committee; W. l.. Mooney. chairman n
of the board of deacons, and c. Clin-
ton James, member of the building
committee.
The building is a memorial for the
late J. J. Darlington, prominent law
yer, and for many years a deacon in
the church.
Evening star., 1925-07-20
S2,O]O,OORUMF FIRM
PROBE UNDER WAY
List of 10000 Customers to
Be Read to New York
Grand Jury.
By the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
NEW YORK. July 20.-Acting
under orders from Emory s. Buckner,
United States attorney. assistant
prosecutors began today their John
Doe inquiry into the secret opera
ton of the s., 900. 900 rum corporation.
the existence of which became known
recently.
Interest will center on "A list OF
90, 600 customers, which came into the
hands of the authorities as result
of a raid in which seven men and
woman were arrested charged with
completely in a countrywide liquor
mail-order business.
The list of 20, 900 customers will be
read into the grand jury records. and
the more importa MT customers VIII be
called upon to testify.
Among the statesmen" employed
by the liquor ring, according TO the
authorities, was George Fox, arrested
recently in Des Moines, Iowa. He l.
said to have specialized in sales OF
liquor to Iowa college students. Fox
will be brought here for the investi-
cation.
The concern used trunks in which
to ship the liquor to distant points.
The person receiving the liquor was
mailed a key to the trunk. The firm
operated in % States.
Evening star., 1925-07-20
BYRD AND MAPP FIGHT
FOR DOUBTFUL DANVILLE
Winchester Gubernatorial Candi-
date to Speak Next Saturday,
Following Rivals Talk.
Special Dispatch to The star.


DANV1LLE, Va, July 20.-Sen-
ator Harry Flood Byrd of Winchester
will have his day before the Danville
people next Saturday when he will
discuss the issues of the gubernatorial
campaign at a local theater. Both
candidates are making unusual efforts
to carry Danville, where the result
Of the vote is much in doubt
According to Mapp supporters the
reaction from his hours speech here
Saturday night is good and that the
progressive reforms he proposes as
we'll as his expressed desire to become
governor only if the people of the
State have faith in his ability and
integrity have created a favorable i'm
preston. Mr.. Mapp virtually told his
hearers that they could expect no per
sonal favors If he is elected, and that
he was actuated in seeking the nomi-
nation not because of a wish for
political preferment, but out OF a de-
sire to be given an opportunity to
help the State.
Evening star., 1925-07-20
King Host to Americans.

LONDON, July 20 CP).-About 100
Americans will attend the garden
party to be given by King George and
Queen Mary tomorrow at the Buck
ingham Palace grounds, where ar
rangements have been made to enter
tain 5000 guests. Among the Ameri-
cans will be Ambassador and Mrs.
Houghton, Senator Arthur Capper of
Kansas and Mrs. Capper, Represen-
tative Cordell Hull of Tennessee and
Mrs. Hull and Mrs. Harry Brown of
Pittsburgh.
Evening star., 1925-07-20
LIQUOR WASHED AWAY.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
WINCHESTER, Va, July 20.-A
five gallon keg of moonshine liquor,
said to be over year old, is being
carried down the Shenandoah River.
on its way to the open sea, having
gotten away from Sheriff Pannett and
a deputy yesterday, when they raided
a moonshiner's camp on the banks of
Marsh Run, tributary of Cedar
Creek.
The party dumped out 500 gallons
of mash, but before they could get to
the hiding place of the keg, a mile or
two away, a cloudburst had swept the
container into the creek.
The waters rose rapidly, and 1t
could be seen bobbing up and down
on the rushing waters.
Evening star., 1925-07-20
GRAND JURY INDICTS
7 AS HOUSEBREAKERS
Woman Accused of Grand Larceny
Another Held for Receiving
Stolen Property.

Seven persons were indicted for
housebreaking today in the first re-
port of the new grand jury under D.
A. Edwards, foreman. Those accused
of this offense are Clifton w. Brown,
Earl Styles, Charles A. Thomas, Frank
Washington, Earl Rauschenberg,
Stanley M. Amy and Terry Coler.
Others indicted and the charges
against them are: Helen G.. Zelinski,
grand larceny; Blain Cathey and
James Smothers, assault with danger
Gus weapon; Solomon Jackson. forgery:
Junita Lee, receiving stolen property,
and Walter l.. Page, joy-riding.
Evening star., 1925-07-20
Woman Ends Life With Rifle.

Special Dispatch to The Star
GRAFTON, ". Va, July 2O.-Mrs.
Rosetta Bennett, so years old com
mitted suicide by shooting herself
through the forehead with a rifle.
She was the wife of Frank Bennett,
clerk of the Taylor County Court, and
was active in church and fraternal
circles. A long illness resulted in a
nervous attack
Evening star., 1925-07-20
Church Addition Dedicated.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
WINCHESTER. Va, July 90
Dedicatory exercises were held yes
terday in Burnt Presbyterian Church,
near here, to signalize the completion
of an addition and other improve
ments costing about $4,000.
Evening star., 1925-07-20
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