The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-01-16

VIC nla NtaH lH'I CONG ufitH fNfIl
ihiaE, including Ireland. the unsou.
quegablr"
Then they didn't make it stick,
Gus, because every lougshors gang
OF pure Nofdic5 has a little Irish
man telling Il where io head ln
Gus, n sou roll down a map or
the world and AJAX me ~ point 20
the SPOT whore the dominant race
halls from. nm show you Palestine'
You present "a N0rdie with a
good swift kick calculated 10 dis
lodge a kidney stone and you've got
TO whip him % set away with a.,
Therefore. the price you pas for the
privilege is much too high
Kick an exile form Palestine.
however. and he'll back away and
look az you panied and surprised
mayhe Anyhow. you know IN ad
vance he's sltheg going 10 do that or
remember he's descended from
David and Goliath and knock you
Tor three miles 81 sausage"
'pr else he'll blow a police whistle
and have you arrested aud suc you
Tor damages and collect them OF
part Of them" Mr Eedcli inter
posed
which proves he's the domluan,
race a. least IN the head why
should d. Baaimihto swift kicks
when policeman ls paid 20 uasim.
hate them for him.
The Nordic makes you pay his
way for the privilege u kicking
him. 80 why shouldn't Isaac make
you pay HE way. giso7
However 20 get back 10 what
was going tD Huy. II this member
% the dominant race from Palestine
backs away and looks hurt when
you kick him. you VIII not kick him
again, A Nordio or an alleged
Sordic IS just 20 built radically
that he loses interest in kicking
hia nsiEhbor unIess he gets a kick
out ~ Il. too,
80. having failed 10 start some.
thing with Isaac he picks on Ole.
and while he and Ole are going 20
u with all the enthusiasm OF "A
pair OF town boys killing n snake.
Isaac il busy selling suspendsrs
and near jcwclry Go the boobs who
have gathered 10 witness the festiy
titles
Gus. don't tell me tho Nordie j.
Ito uses hiH back but
Isaac uses his head"
You're begging tho question.
Cappy. What We need IN this coun
try IL the free immigration ~ Sord
lcs. nevertheless We have them IN
der the fool quota system Of our.
recent foolish Immigration law.
They. being desirable material for
Tho future cltiEsnry ~ thlA country,
are graciousiy permitted to spare
ua only a hundred OF their excess
wei. must admit you're right.
you can get a thousand
Sordics who viii proceed 10 learn
our language IN spite OF the 30
Ia a.. give uu some real sailors and
farmers and dalrymen and az leas,
make a bluff that they know the
difference between tho democrats
and republicans.
Speaking Of Sordics and Their
reputation for being tho dominant
race reminds me OF the case OF
Hans PcterHon. who used 10 be bo'.
sun on our steamer Tiilicum. Hans
Eot fired for neglect Of duty. and
for some reason not quite clear TO
cxecp, Hans, he blamed
the first assistant engineer for II.
lie didn't know the frs, assist.
ant engineer tNordic engineers ncv.
cr stay on the same ship long
enough 20 got acquainted with the
engines. no he watched on the dock
al day until he saw a greasy indi.
vidual hurrying down tho dock TO
buy beer across tho street
Hans hailed him. saying: 'Bane
you dc first assistant engineer
The man happened to be Terence p.
Reardou. our present port engineer.
and at that time was second
assistant on the Tillicum. How.
ever. being Irish and contrary. he
saw no reason why he should BELT
tie himself. and in all innocence he
told Hans he was the first assistant.
and inquired politely what he could
do for him
"'vcll. Hans replied, II you can
HEX me. dna all right. md he made
a pass NJ Terence. Terence lodged
and replied. Well, bad cess to yc. i
can do that nicely. and he did.
all the dominance out Of
Hans while you'd be counting 10
over him.
By tho way" cappy concluded;
AL OF the chief engineers OF tho
Blue Star Navigation Co arc Irish"
why Cappyl DO you think
they're dominant7" Ulysses Grub
asked.
NO: but they're mighty doml.
Cappy replied. They're |
the only people ! know OF who can
get work out of Nordic"