The Coconino sun., 1925-01-02

If your wife gets mad and tells you
that after you die she's going to mar
ry someone else, don't let that worry
| you. That's his trouble.
BEN DONEY
Earl Slipher was late at Rotary
meeting the other day and explained
4 he was shaving hisself and couldn't
/ get away until he'd talked hissef into
/ having a haircut and shampoo.
/ Taxis mustabin invented in China
/ because they go Hank Kong.
/ Fl. S. BREEN
Jim Rupe sends in word that he
! whacked his old COW with the broom
usually to make her stand still while
! he MIXED and the other day she gave
birth to a calf that had straw hat
and a wooden leg.
Rimnly Jim Giddings down in Phoe-
nix saw sign, "hicken dinners for
five CENTS" and went in to have a
good meal but was some chagrined
when he found it was feed store.
"Ah didn feel 50 goo befo' All be-
gun to eat," said Jedge Miller, "an'
after All got through All felt worse.
All reckons ptomaine don improve
nobody"
An alibi, explains Jimmie Turpin,
! is proving you was at a prayer meetin'
/ where you wasn't to show that you
wasn't at the crap game where you
/, was.
! Wanted-By woman of middle age
and past, place with one or two gem
/ tlemen or chambe<iaid at hotel.-
Mrs. L. B. Rush, New London, Ohio.
-Norwalk (Ohio) Reflector.
! "The -- Auxiliary committee
\ begs to announce that at their annual
rummage sale in September they will
have discarded clothes of all kinds
/ Philadelphia Public Ledger.
/ | want to express my thanks,
7 through this paper, to my friends for
/ their help and assistance given me
] during the illness and death of one OF
nv horses.-M. r. Griffin.-Viola
4 (Wis.) News.
] A severe wind storm visited Delta
county yesterday. Johnson, who was
/ there at the time, says the gale was
so strong, that women On the street
anchored themselves to telephone
] poles and trees and their limbs were
blown off.-Paonia (Colo.) Paonian.
4 And then along Games DR.. E. S.
I Miller who sat up all night in his
/ kimono eulogizing smiles and CHEEKY
! greetings this away:
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
It's such little thing to smile and
say "Hello;"
/ And yet, when on the street you pass
someone you know,
! It makes the day seem clearer,
1t makes life seem the dearer,
/ 1t brings the friend much nearer,
/ If he smiles and says Hello"
It's such little thing to smile and
say "Hello;"
And yet the little things are what
count in life, you know.
A friend may greet you blandly,
Condesendingly or grandly,
But it seems heap more friendly
If he stops and smiles and says
"Hello."
It's such little thing to smile and
say 'Hello;"
Yet we hesitate to do this sometimes,
don't you know.
1t seems to me we're cheating,
It's ourselves we are beating,
If instead of formal greeting,
We don't stop and smile and say,
Hello"
But there's music in the word Of
greeting, don't you know,
It's such a little to smile and say,
"Hello;"
The sun more brightly shining,
Clouds will have a silver lining,
Its a goodbye to our repining,
When we stop and smile and say,
'tHello."
It's such little thing to smile and
say, "Hello;'
And yet, it does lot of good, don't
+ you know.
Forsake that heartfelt signing,
And start in right now trying
To keep friendships banner flying,
Let's all stop, and smile, and say,
"Hello."
Postmaster Jones of Phoenix re-
Gently received this letter, forwarded
by the postmaster of San Francisco, |.
B. Koch's old home village. 1t shows
that any person intending to go to
California, especially San Francisco,
would do well to study the dialect of
that place; otherwise he might not be
understood by the descendants of the
'49ers.
San Francisco, Calf,
November Id, 1924
The Honorable, The Post Master,
Nh. Power, Jas. E.,
Seventh and Mission Sts.,
San Francisco, Calf.
Dear Sir: ! was to come four times
at your office. | cannot saw you.
| have sent some was mailed letters
wrong. Enmity to me.
| beg Of you dear sir: