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for making such lovely arrangements
for me. Perhaps | was little i'm
patient this morning, but Miss An
derson says you are very much wor-
ried over business.
eyes. | will stay in Atlantic City
until l hear from you and then will
come on to Pittsburg. You know,
have not. seen the new baby.
"Goodby, dear. Don't work too
hard. Miss Anderson says you in
structed her to get rooms for us at
the Traymore. That will be very
interesting. like to see beautiful
dresses and eat good food, you know
eyes, Miss Anderson has told me
and | may wire Mrs. Atherton if
find my wardrobe insufficient.
think, however, l have enough fol-
the present as have done grea,
deal of shopping in New York, the
bills of which l have had sent tc
you. Goodby. Don't work too hard.
Order Sent to Desk Clerk by John
Alden Prescott, Room $50,
The Waldorf
"Please have my bill ready. l an
checking out after breakfast thi.
morning. Get chair for me anc
ticket to Albany on the 1910 train
You can send up for my baggage
now. 1t is all ready.
"No, you need nov check it to an!
hotel. Just to the station will do
am not sure yet whether viii
stay with friend of mine or not. )"
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MORE HOUSES
| ARE NEEDED

President Coolidge, for all his con-
servative horror of "Socialism," did
not hesitate to recommend rent
limitation law for Washington, and
now that his bill has failed in the
closing jam, he proposes to resort
to court injunctions, or any other
plan, to prevent evictions for re-
fusal to pay increased rent.
AS the principal employer in the
district, the government would ulti-
mately have to pay these rents, in
either increased salaries or poorer
service.
Might there not be way more in
accord with practical economies?
If rents are held down artifically
there will be no more new building
Present tenants may be taken care
of, but newcomers cannot find hous.
ing at any price. The only real way
to bring rents down is to build more
houses.
A great private employer, in The
same situation, would go into the
, housing business.
The government need not do that
directly, but a government-financec
, second mortgage company could DE-
it indirectly.
Then, with more houses. the rem
question would take care of itself
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COOPERATING DAIRY FARMER.
New York Times)


In recent volume, Our Rural
Heritage" Professor James Nickel
Williams of Hobart College divides
the physiological development Of
rural New York into three periods.
The first. from colonization down
to about 1873, he characterizes as
an era Of pronounced adherence to
custom. 1t was the age Of intense
fndividualism. The second, from
1874 to 1900, marks a period of re-
organization attended by heavy
emigration to the towns and cities
and to the West. 1t was accom-.
panied by relaxation of some of
the old rigid social customs. The
third, from 1900 to the present, be-
trays the tendency toward scien-
tific agricultural methods and lar
ger cooperation. The schools of
agriculture have fastened this
movement. as have also the farm
bureau agents supported by joint
Federal. State and local aid The
'Dairymen's League is doing much
to further the principle of cooper
alton in theory as we'll as in prac-
tice.
The difficulties besetting the or
ganization of thousands of dairy
farmers throughout the State are
naturally great. The overhead
machinery is in itself enormous.
The purpose of all such coopera-
tive undertakings is to obtain the
most favorable market for the
farmers product. returning to him
the extra profit which would other
wise go to middlemen. From the
COW to the city kitchen is lengthy
process. The milk must be cleanly
handled and promptly classified,
sterilized and cooled. 1t must
then be shipped to the cities and
there distributed. Furthermore -
and this is one OF the greatest
problems facing all cooperative
undertakings provision must be
made for using a temporary sur
plus of production.
More interesting to the general
public are what might be termed
the by-prOducts of the cooperative
movement. These reach into the
home life of the farmers. The
'broadened knowledge of markets
and of costs of production which
result from taking part in a CO.
operative organization have done
much to stimulate interest in the
breeding of better cattle and in the
advantages of scientific farming.
Federal and State agents have
done all that they could to foster
this, with the result that there has
been a marked Improvement in the
herds and farms throughout the
State. One of the results of this
has been a general improvement in
the quality of the milk which
reaches the consumer. Further
more. the common interest invol-
we'd in cooperation in the same
business has done much to bring
farmers together. The greater
| certainty of markets has made it
possible for may farmers to plan
their year better, and has also
brought larger financial independ-
| ence to many who under the old
system barely made both ends
meet.
Everything points to a spread Of
cooperative marketing. Unfortu-
nately. many experiments to date
have not met original hopes. But
the principle is fundamentally
sound. The dairymen have under
taken a work on a very large
scale. Upon the success of their
effort will depend much of the sue
cess OF the entire cooperative
movement in this State.
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"The Fall Guy" both overnight hits
and now he's famous and becoming
wealthy. Saw Frank Morgan who
once tried cattle-punching with
much disgust and was induced by
his brother to take to the stage
where he is now quite a polished
actor. ..... Saw Flora Sheffield,
now a leading lady and seven years
ago one of the five bridesmaids in
Maeterlinck's "The Betrothal." The
other four supers have also become
famous. They are Winifred Lehman,
June Walker. Sylvia Field and
Boots Wooster. -.
The newest fad of David David
ovitch Burliuk, the cubistic artist
who wears an earring in one ear
and fancy vest to match in 40 COM
binations, is the wearing of tea
spoon in his coat lapel. "Why the
teaspoon" Maurice Goldberg, the
art photographer asked him the
other day. Why not the teaspoon p
was Burliuk's only answer.
If one can judge what will be worn
this summer by what one now sees
in the shop windows, the ladies will
be more brilliantly CARRIED than ever
before. The show windows along
Fifth Avenue are a riot in red.
greens and yellows. And some of
the individual dresses have all of
those colors in them in designs which.
look like streaks of lightning.
And quite the thing 8 for nifty
dressers among the men is white
spats. Boys, you must get a pairi
Here's another item which reflects
the congestion of living conditions
here. Seven new private golf cour-
ses are opening in the metropolitan
district this spring and the member
ship lists will be filled before the
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-03-23
REAL LEADERS, BUT
WHO KNOWS THEM?

Thirty-six years ago, Thomas B.
Reed, William Mckinley and Joseph
&. Cannon we're candidates before
the Republican caucus for speaker
Of the fifty Congress.
Reed was chosen, but every news
paper reader in America knew-and
knows yet-the names of both the
defeated candidates also. These were
three of the halfdpzen best-knownj
| men in the country.
1t is no disparagement to Nicholas
Longworth, speaker-designate. Mar
tin Madden, his defeated opponent,
and John @. Tilson, chosen floor
leader, to say that, whatever their
abilities, their public reputation does
not remotely approach that of these
predecessors of long ago.
The quality of Congress may or
| not have declined, but its prestige
certainly has.
And yet, all three of these are
men of really outstanding careers.
Madden. chairman of the committee
on appropriations during the era of
the establishment of the budget, has
had the carrying out of policies
which saved the nation billions.
Longworth, with career of 20
years Of leadership in Congress. of
undoubted ability and one of the
! most popular and genial of men, is
f, probably known to thousands as a
son-in-law where he is known e. one
as personally distinguished indi-
vidual.
Tilson. IA years in Congress, per-
haps it's most expert parliamentarian.
a leader first in military and then
in tariff legislation, is scarcely
known at all.
These are our leaders,; real ones.
and capable ones, too. But who
knows them? Evidently, something
has happened to Congress, to hide
| it's lights under q bushel
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The more Mrs. Jones talked
about any given subject, the more
interested she was, and a train of
suggestions on what to do and
what not to do usually followed.
So Mr.. Jones was not the least
bit surprised at her turning the
discussion en- disease germs to the
menace Of house flies.
"Are you sure you put away all
the screens for the windows and
doors where they would not rust
out during the winter?" she asked.
Absolutely sure" was the reply.
'"Well, I just wanted to know.
Warm days will be coming on in a
little while, and the flies will be
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FABLES ON HEALTH-
THE PERENNIAL PEST

thicker than hops before we know
it."
Strange that so many of the
pests, the real enemies of health,
should live through a cold winter
that kills off so many other things,
things we would like to see live"
Every winter my choice pot
flowers freeze and die, while my
pet enemy, the house fly, comes
through in fine shape, and is ready
to start his devilment with the
spring rains"
"You are getting into deep stuff
there" interrupted her husband.
Life would be too easy if there
were no handicaps."
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...... Saw Pola Negri, all smiles
and happiness, but in some manner
she. too, seems much changed in
appearance in the past two years
..,... Saw Homer St. Gaudens, the
sculptor. and, says he, the famous
statue of Diana atop Madison Square
Garden, executed by his father
shonld not be placed on exhibition
as it is suitable only for such pur-
pose as it has been serving. Saw
James Gleason who remained an
obscure figure on Broadway 40 years
Then he wrote "Is Eat So?" and
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BEHIND

Massachusetts, concededly of the 'enghened"
states regards the education and general living conditions
of it's citizens has medical standards lower than those 42
of our 48 states.
Efforts to have the laws improved have been made
since the law relating to the practice of medicine
enacted in 1894.
Massachusetts requires of it's physicians only high
school preliminary education and graduation from medical
school which gives four years course This permits grad
yates from standard schools to be registered
bill raising the standards is before the Legsla-
ture and usual active lobby is working against it.
So the responsible medical societies of the state and the
big city health departments asking support of the bill
1t would better qualified practitioners and less
from the quacks.
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ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
ny OLIVE ROBERTS RARTON

Suddenly the March Hare stop
ped. 81 declare" said he anxious
ly. II forgot completely. l COM
pletely forgot. l certainly did"
What" asked Nick. "What
did you forget, Mister Hare?"
II forget the notification" said
the March Hare impatiently.
"The notifi-what? said the
Twins together.
"The notifications" said the
March Hare. 81 have to notify
somebody about something so that
somebody else won't know that
something has happened"
"For goodness sake!" said Man
cy. you're a regular riddle book
Mister Hare. that's exactly what
you sound like"
whats that?" said the hare
absently. "What sounds like a
riddle? Just because l said that
if certain person didn't do some
thing, or rather il he did do some
thing, a second person would take
advantage and make trouble just
because the first person didn't do
it! It's all as clear as butter"
The Twins laughed merrily.
"Whatever are you talking about,
Mister March Hare? We don't UNI
derstand word. What is it all
about ?"
"Snakes," said the hare so short
ly that the Twins jumped.
"Snakes!" they shouted.
Eyes, S-n-a-k-e-s, snakes
said the hare with a worried
look.
"You see it's this way. Right
under those rocks the whole snake
family is asleep. They haven't the
least idea that it is SO near spring,
in fact that spring is here. And |
want them to stay asleep as long
as possible. There is only one
thing that will wake them up and
that mustn't happen"
"What?" asked Nick.
"Thunder!" said the March Hare
81 shall have to get word to Mister
Sprinkle Blow, the Weather Man,
to keep the nuisance fairies locked
up tight. If the Storm Boys get
out and begin pounding their
drums up in the sky, pop!-every
snake, this side of China will wake
up like shot"
"They won't sleep all summer
will they" asked Nancy. "They
have to wake up some time"
"Sure," said the March Hare
"but not until all the little toads
and all the little frogs and all the
little rabbits and all the little
everythings have got a good start
and can hop away as soon as they
see Mister Snake coming. The
longer the spring thunder hold:
off, the better chance they viii
have to grow"
"Then let's hurry and send wore
to Mister Sprinkle Blow" sale
Nancy anxiously, looking up a
some black clouds.
But before the March Hare coult
answer, MISUNDERSTANDING! Sucl
a loud clap of thunder split tn,
sky that everybody jumped abou
a foot.
"Too late now" said the Marcel
Hare. "And all because talket
SO much. That's what comes o
talking instead Of acting. Now II
have to go and telephone to Mrs
Toad to watch her children and no
leave them alone for a minute
And lot of other people besides.
| The rain began then and tn
March Hare said that would brinl
| all the snakes out sure even if tn
thunder hadn't. ooh, well! Peopl
should watch their children, any
way" said he. "I'm not going t
worry"
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Ito Be Continued.)
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lust PINS

JUST FINS
1t takes vision to gigantic industry and
profits in little thing like pin Think what faith and
patience the possessed who started the first fac
tory
Today the annual production of safety pins alone exceeds
billion ordinary straight pins of course much
higher And today it takes prophet to the money in
this industry
that the manufacture of pen knives and safety pins
of six million pounds of copper and it's alloys
each Estimates place the total output of knives at IS
million year.
The to get rich is to discover something that the
public can't do Without-and then start making it.
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In New York

New York, March 23.-See- saving
up and down Broadway saw Dexter
Fellowes, the fellow who heralds the
approach of the circus. He didn't
have to wear his light. spring coat
to tell me spring is coming.
Saw Mary Garden, sailing for Europe
to have her hips permanently re-
duced by sun baths. She looks not
so kittenish as when | last met her
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NIGHT COUGH QUICKLY RE-
LEVIED
This is the substance of a letter
received from H. w. Webb, Quincy,
ILL.,, II coughed great deal, espec-
tally at night. Tried almost every
thing and have found nothing to
equal FOLEY'S HONEY AND TAR
COMPOUND. One dose relieved my
cough and l rested we'll all night"
One of the largest selling cough
medicines in the World. Contains
no opiates. Safe for children. In
sist upon Foley's. Refuse substi-
tutes-Adv.
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ANY GOVERNMENT
WILL GOVERN

Responsibility makes conservative.
Witness the labor governments of
Australia and England.
And now comes the radical labor
government of Mexico, blankets lin
ployes, to deprive them of the right
to strike, and mobilizes armed forces
to protect strikebreakers on the
street railways Of Mexico City.
1t is doubtless we'll that it is a
labor government that does these
things
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husband has carried it thousand
miles.
You can't believe everything you
hear. No telling how many fair
ladies faint hearts have won.
Absence makes the heart 70 wan
der.
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Editorial Review

Comments reproduced In tbs
the opinion OF The Tribune. Tn y
are presented here In order that
our readers may have both sides
OF important Issues which are
being discussed In the press q
the day.
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OLD LAW

There's old English MAXIM by the famous old Eng
lish Judge Coke that Every dog is entitled to bite
Modern application of that ruling is to be found in
cent court decision in Los Angeles.
dog took nip out of baker boys Damage suit
brought. The defendant said it the dogs first bite
and no one denied it.
Said the Judge: "How shall dog who has mani
tested vice be supposed by it's to be of vicious
character? There obviously must be first bite and hard
may be upon the unfortunate victim of this speak,
maiden bite, he apparently is left without recourse
In which ruling fine sentiment combined with
-
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1t can "get by" with them. But
any government, of any faction. in
power, will govern. You could not
get anarchy, even if you chose an
archists.
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first round is played on any of
them.
JAMES w. DEAN.
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SLEEP
If you want to get thin and have youthful figure, go
to bed early and get lots of Sleep advises Dr. Thomas Da
ington, former health commissioner of New York.
MANY women asserts the DOCTOR "stay late at night
playing bridge in the belief that it makes them n when
the opposite is true"
From which statement the only conclusion to be drawn
that late hours will make fatter if already too
fat and thinner if you are trying to gain.
In other words you can't cheat yourself out of
sleep and e by with it. Proper rest the greatest doc
tor of ALL
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He took. it, revolutionary wreck
and paper document. He leaves
it a going concern.
That, after all, was the greatest
achievement of even George Wash
| ington.
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The great trouble with spring is
a mans wife wants him to be too
blame enthusiastic shout the flow
|ers.
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Beware the brides of March.
Some people are always surprised
that things didn't turn out worse.
New Jersey man struck a match
to see if he had any gas. Now he
hasn't any car.
Drunk pig in Kentucky showed
officers the still, they following the
picked pigs feet.
Indications are that the north pole
has gone home for the summer.
Memphis (Tenn.) sheriff took a
mans auto. He liked it very much.
Had an attachment for it.
We will never have saloons back.
They are so unhandy. They never
would deliver the stuff.
l. New from Los Angeles. Man
named Abrams robbed. Taking them
in alphabetical order in Los Angeles.
Looking up is a fine habit. But in
St. Louis. man doing it bumped
his nose on an awning.
Radio is dangerous. Man sang
over the radio in Missouri. Girl
heard him singing and married him.
Terrible Russian news today. They
are making autos there. Bet the darn
things will be contrary.
Onions have no etiquet and cows
know no traffic laws.
Long skirts had to go. They were
considered effeminate.
High noses may indicate the PEG
pie are stuck up. Or they may in
dictate some neighbor is cooking cab
bage.
| Now and then you see an, aut,
wreck with nobody hurt. But! JUS
the same, it is very bad habit.
| The great trouble with spring Il
Ia mans wife. wants him to be to-
blame enthusiastic shout the flow
Iers.
| Someone has said that q ! fer
doesn't begin to grow much until
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A Thought

They that pillow iniquity and SOW
wickedness shall reap the same
Job. 4:8.
BY sowing frugality we reap lib
erty, golden harvest.-Agesilaus.
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Now and then you see an, auto
wreck with nobody hurt. But. just
the same, it is a very bad habit.
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SPEEDY

Greek mythology boosted of faster runner than
Paavo Nurmi. Her name was Ataana. You remember
how being forbidden by the gods we'd she challenged all
her stors to foorace and thus got rid of them by beat
ing them.
All, that u.s. Hippomenes, who wise enough to
throw golden apples the ground which threw the maiden
off her stride when she stopped to grab them.
Now they have found modern Aalantas in South frica
The Count Treath Cape-toC expedition reports marvel
running by the native of Rhodesia
They develop astonishing speed and down deer in
three hours They have difficulty keeping pace with
auto going fair clip and quite fresh after the long
est rush.
What they would do in track meets where long rests and
diet part of the program something for the magna
ton to work
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Someone has said that q fern
doesn't begin TO grow much until :
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High noses may indicate the peo-
pie are stuck up. Or they may in
dictate some neighbor is cooking cab,
bage.
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Health officials yet have succeeded in stopping
epidemic of influenza. The avoidance of "u it's
quences is personal problem for each individual.
This is the time of to be particularly guard
against u and the two always together
for in most vcnities their ravages usually reach the
imum toward the close of winter.
Cleanliness good physical condition and plenty of sleep
are our best safeguards Something besides germs usually
required to make sick Much depends general
condition resistance"
Few people like work because there many other
things to do
Inheritance taxes may be increased, but this will
worry very many OF US.
Even though these ticsh times for the politicians
very few Of them seem to be tckled:
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And quite the thing for nifty
dressers among the men is white
spats. Boys, you must get a pairi