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Evening star., 1925-08-22
LOOK AT THIS
LIST OF EASY
PAYMENT p CARS.

LIST OF EASY
PAYMENT CARS.
Chevrolet Touring.
S75 cash $50 monthly
Chevrolet Touring.
SO cash $3.50 monthly
Chevrolet Touring,
ss5 cash. SI7.1o monthly.
Chevrolet Touring,
500 cash. $500 monthly
Chevrolet Touring.
$50 cash. S14 so monthly
Chevrolet Coupe.
sl35 cash. S265o monthly
Chevrolet Coupe.
500 cash, s21.6O monthly
Chevrolet Coupe.
s76 cash. SCI monthly.
Chevrolet Sedan.
sI25 cash. S33 monthly
Chevrolet Sedan.
500 cash S3I monthly.
Chevrolet Sedan.
500 cash. S29 monthly.
Ford Touring.
ss5 cash. $50 monthly.
Ford Coupe.
800 cash, So monthly.
Ford Roadster.
$50 cash. SO monthly
Ford Sedan.
SIS cash. sl7 monthly
Ford Truck.
$50 cash. $50 monthly
Buick Roadster.
$50 cash. SIS monthly
Overland Sedan.
s75 cash. SIS monthly
Ace Motor Cycle (Side Carr.
$50 cash. SIS monthly.
Durant Touring.
Sl25 cash. $50 monthly.
This car is IN excellent condition and best
bargain today.
WE HAVE FEW CARS IN STOCK
THAT WE SELL ON TERMS AS LOW AS
$50 CASH AND So PER WEEK.
OUR statesmen ARE RIGHT ON THE
JOB EVERY DAY. SUNDAYS INCLUDED
8 80 AN. TILL 10 Pm.
Ask for Mr.. Smith.
LUTTRELL CHEVROLET
SALES CO.
18th at Rhode Island Ave. NV.
Evening star., 1925-08-22

tlb ST. ( SW.-Larze. bright rooms. elr,i
trlclty. hot-water heat: adjoining bath pr.
Nate family: convenient Agriculture Depart
ment. museums
Evening star., 1925-08-22
FOR SALE-AUTOMOBILES.
BIG REDUCTIONS

blN NLl)ON lND4\NN.
Peerless Sedan; looks good ......... $3.50
Studebaker Special Six Touring, newly
studehsker Light six Touring: late
good $50
HAYNES Touring IN excellent shape 3%5
Chevrolet Sport Touring 1924 ...... 125
Buick light Touring 1-pass " 200
Dodge 4-door sedan .'...... $50
Dodge Roadster 5 practically new tires $50
Ford Coupe ............. 225
Ford Sedan recnnditioned .. 115
Chevrolet Touring: runs good .... 100
Ford TourIngs. with starters. .... $50 up
Plenty more cheap ears on hand Come
down and look them over. We will make
terms to suit your pocket.
UNION STATION GARAGE,
Fl Eve ST. Ne. FIX. 3306. FIX. s5.6. %.
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PRICES ARR. REDUCED
AT WALLACE MOTOR CO.,
AS THE FOLLOWING
WILL SHOW

Dodge "a sedan. ........S 1875
Olds p touring. 4-cyl.... $50
Nash sport touring. . $50
Dodge touring. ... 325
Willys-knight sedan. %. US
Ford touring. u. 225
Ford tudor sedan. .... $50
Paige sport (Duco) ..... SIS
Chevrolet touring, d.. $50
Nash n 4-door sedan. 49,. 975
Chevrolet coach ..... l25
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1920 GARFIELD ST-Attractlyely fur.
nished sitting bedroom near bath porch A.
Ischcd TO =: privileges: suitable for tvo.
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l40s sth ST. N.W-Nlcely furnished roonf
= weekly: reduced rental. Groom house.
keeping apartment. convenient to marl,rI
and cars. Call after pm. 2H'
NEAR DUPONT CIRCLE-Larzr front room
path; private home, gentleman. Nort5
Evening star., 1925-08-22
HUPMOBILE
USED CAR
DEPARTMENT.

1922 Jordan sedan ....$1,OOO
1928 Hupp 2-pass. coupe. 795
1923 Ford touring .. 200
1922 Overland touring =. Us
1923 Hupp sedan ....... $50
1922 Buick touring ,... 4o5
1928 Ford sedan ...... 800
1923 Packard touring.... l,375
1924 Hupp touring .... S25
1925 Oldsmobile sedan. -. 1000
1925 Hupp touring ....... 1850
1924 Chevrolet touring. Us
1924 Dodge 2-pass. coupe. $50
1921 Nash touring w $50
1924 Ford coupe ....... $50
1923 Essex coach, ...... $50
1923 Hupp coupe . $50
1924 Oldsmobile touring. $50
1921 Nash touring 25O
1923 Ford coupe ...... 800
1922 Oldsmobile 8 touring 400
1928 Jordan 6 brougham.. 1,275
1918 Apperson roadster. 225
1925 Jordan sedan ...... 1900
Your Car in Trade.
Open Evenings.
Very Liberal Terms.
STERRETT & FLEMING, Inc.
Home of Certified Gold Seal
Used Cars,
1881 14th St.
Champlain at Kalorama Rd.
Phone Col. $3.50.
TO THE PUBLIC.
We wish to announce that
Our used car department is tenn
porarily located at 1922 18th st.
We have here an assortment Of
HIGH-CLASS USED CARS
for your inspection. You will
be agreeably surprised at the
great value in these cars.
1924 Ford 4-door sedan.
1924 Ford coupe.
1924 Dodge sedan.
1924 Nash touring.
1924 Chevrolet touring, S2o5.
1922 Nash coupe, 1915.
1923 Columbia coupe, $3.50.
1922 Nash 4-cyl. roadster.
HAWKINS-NASH MOTOR
COMPANY, INC,
Used Car Dept,
1922 18th St. NV. Main $3.50.
Open Evenings.
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BUICK
Used Car Department
LARGE,
SMALL,
OPEN,
CLOSED.
You'll find we'll worth looking

You'll find we'll worth looking
Dodge B. Coupe. $500
Ford Sedan (Fordor).... 400
Hupmobile Sedan. ....... 1000
Ford Sedan ........... $50
Ford Coupe ........,,.,. go
Buick Sedan ........... oOU
Chevrolet Roadster. .. 800
Buick Touring -. ;..... 800
Winton Touring ........ 500
Dodge Touring. g.......... $50
Studebaker Light E Coupe $50
Ford Sedan. $50
Chevrolet Sedan. ........ 400
Liberal Terms.
Open Evenings and Sundays.
STANLEY H. HORNER, Inc.
l01s 18th St. Main s2o6.
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LII lTlu olItel y. w.
DUE TO
7 HE WONDERFUL RE-
WE HAVE BEEN
r ECEINING THROU G H
OUR POPULAR WEEKLY
PAYMENT PLAN,
WE ARE
GOING TO CONTINUE
THIS PLAN.
Come In and Take Advantage
of Our Easy Payment
Method.
YOU CAN BUY ONE OF
THE FOLLOWING STAND
ARD MAKES THIS NEW
WAY:
Essex Coach.
Hupmobile,
Fords,
Durants,
Jordan,
Oakland.
Gardners.
Chevrolets,
Star,
Buick,
Nash,
Flint,
Davis Sport,
Overland.
Weekly Payments as Low as
$3.50.
Open Evenings and Sundays.
FLINT,
zoos 14th St. NV.
Potomac 1673-4-5.
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EXCEPTIONAL
CLEARANCE.
Jordan Touring.
Hupp Roadster,
Marmon Limousine.
Cadillac Touring.
Olds Touring.
Maxwell Touring.
Chevrolet Touring.
Ford Sedans (3).
Also a choice selection of
Bucks, Dodges and Fords
in assorted body types.
Open Nights.
EMERSON & ORME,
1920 NJ St. NV.
Fr. $500.
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For SAIE-AIJTOMORU, ,ES.

FORDS-FORDS-FOR
Two Coupes four-door sedan and two Ford
coaches: all late models. slightly used. and
the prices arc most attractive. Terms or
trade. 4. J. Staber. t25 st. NV. Open
SUNDAY VS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
BEAUTY CONTEST FOR MEN
FEATURE At CARNIVAL

Washington's beautiful mamas
will give way to handsome, hard
working papas. at the annual car
niVal to be held under the aus
pieces of st. Gabriers Church, Grant
circle and Webster street nortn-
west, from July II to FL.
One of the features of the car.
niVal will be a beauty" contest
for men. which is open to ell
corners, either married or single.
Early predictions are that a mar.
ried man will cop the prize. The
age limit is from eighteene to
forty.five, and each entrant must
send a picture and a history of
himself to T. "A. Mcnamara, 400
Varnum street northwest.
An automobile show will also bn
held in connection with the car
nival, large number of local
dealers having erected booths for
the display OF the cars. Concerts.
dancing and other annusements will
be nightly attractions.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
SAL Of
VA :RN|EL
WATCHED
Fowler Warns HucIxsters Also
Regarding Sealing Of
Fish

Street hucksters selling water
melons and fish win be warned
today BIZ District Health Depart
ment inspectors. not to sell sliced
watermelons on the street or 60
scale fish before selling.
Unless sliced watermelons sold
BY hucksters- are encloaed in q
glass case. sale win be prohibited !,
Doctor Fowler said. 81 have
noticed Of late many hucksters
displaying halves OF Watermelons
on their wagons. They are un-
covered and quickly gather dirt. !"
Doctor Fowler, however, will per-
NIT hucksters to plug" q melon
before selling.
The Health OFFICER does not be-
Iieve hucksters should be allowed
to scale fish on the streets, but
that this job should be left to pur-
chasers. He believes much dirt
gathers on the fish IL the hucksters
scale them and permit them to lie
around In their wagons.
Doctor Fowler also has ordered
an investigation OF reports that
local restaurants are using craD
shells twice and sometimes three
times in serving deviled and other
specially prepared crab meat.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
BOO 7 RS
CAST OFF RUM
IN CHASE
Emulate Legend of ATLANTA
and Golden AppIes-FIight
Around Gas House
Run 'ern dizzy. i"

Kun EN- dlzZy.
This seemed to be the thought
Of three colored Dootleggers when
discovered by police and prohibi.
ton agents in an alley on K street.
between Twenty.four and Twenty
fifth streets northwest, at an early
hour this morning.
The rum runners, in a high-pow-
cred Hupmobile, began circlins the
gas house at Twenty and G
streets northwest, arid chased by
the police and prohibition agents,
kept going round and round, in
creaSing their speed as they went.
AS the police car gained on the
rum-runners they evidently thought
of the legend of Atalanta and the
three golden apples. because every
time they made a round of the gas
house they dropped three half gal
Ion fruit jars containing what the
police claim was corn LIQUOR.
However, unlike Atalanta, the 20.
Iced failed to stop to pick up the
broken jars of corn and kept gain
ing. Realizing that they would be
captured, the occupants of the rum
car suddenly stopped and jumped
from the machine, all of them es-
Gaping. One of them was recognized
and q warrant was sworn out today
for his arrest, it was stated by
Harry l.. Luckett, chief of the
washington division OF the prohibit
ton unit. The car was co1hscated.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
BULGE I TO
C()NTAN
FUNDS
Unlikely TO BE Abolished by
congress-Wood Win
Continue His Fight

The employees compensation
commission will not be abolished.
unless Congress next December
rejects the Recommendation made
TO it by the special committee
which recently has investigated
that body.
The report of the commission il
now in the hands of General H.
NJ. Lord, director Of the budget.
and shortly will be sent to Presi-
dent Coolidge st his summer home
IN Swampscott, Mass.
Drastic Changes Recommended
It Is understood that the report
recommends drastic changes in the
present organization OF the en-
ployes compensation commission,
but does not recommend Its aboli-
ton or absorption by the Pension
Bureau or any other Government
agency.
Indiana has led the fight upon the
COMMISSION anu 10 &4pSCbC0 70 Ce11y
e before Congress at the next ses-
sipn. despite sthe recommendation
Ct the investigating COMMITTEES.
So far as the budget bureau is
concerned. it viii transmit the re-
port to Congress without recon-
mendation.
Law Blamed for Clashes
The estimates for the fiscal year
1877 viii contain the usual appro-
priation for the employees compen-
60 ton commission, inasmuch as the
budget experts are convinced it
would be unwise to transfer tne
functions Of the commission 70 the
Pension Bureau or TO the Depart
ment Of Labor.
The change in the administrat ton
OF the commission recommended by
the investigators are not yet known.
1t is understood they deal largely
with the elimination OF controver-
sia1 issues due to the, fact that tine
basic law creating the commission
has been subject to widely differing
interpretations.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
80 ROOKIE COPS
TAKE final
TESTS
Men to BE Sworn Id and Go
on Duty the First Of
Month

Fifty embryo policemen, the first
half OF fine fve-score which are to
be added to the local force on the
first Of July. were gathered at the
District building for the final tests
TODAY
All Of the men have passed the
civil service and physical examina-
tons to which they were subjected
and the meeting Of final require
ments was gone through today.
These additions to the force fol-
low the request for additional cops
made by the District of Columbia
some time ago.
Tomorrow another batch will be
brought in to have their pictures
taken and to be signed on as pa
trolmen. They will be assigned to
the various precincts at the end OF
the month.
At the time the men are detailed
they will be sworn In and will be
issued uniforms.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
FAKE SECURITY DEALERS
REPORTED STUNNING D. c.

Where have the statesmen Of
Questionable securities gone?
This question IL puzzling the
Better Business Bureau. Director
Howard NJ. Cool stated today there
appears to be q decided luIl in the
efforts Of the shrewd statesmen who
have operated In Washington TO
unload dubious stocks and bonds
on unsuspecting investors.
Director Cool broadcast a warn
ing against investing in unknown
securities in radio talk last night.
He declared that doctors, teachers
preachers, military officers and
Government employees are the
marks OF these statesmen because
these persons in their ordinal v
duties do not bring them close
enough TO business dealings to give
them an instructive judgment of
the worth of such projects.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
Helps
HIGH PRESSURE
INQUIRY
Names Representative on
Committee Investigating
Need for System

Engineer Commissioned j. Franklin
Bell today announced the appoint
mont of q committee Of four to In
vestigate the need for high water
pressure in the District OF Columbia.
Secretary of Commerce Herbert
Hoover has offered to cooperate in
the inquiry, and has named Frank
p. Cartright,. secretary of the de-
partment's building code committee,
as his representative.
Others on the committee are:
George 8. Watson, chief Of the
District Fire Department; Daniel e.
Garages, secretary of the Board Of
District Commissioners, and George
B. Kennedy, representing the Budget
Bureau.
This committee. however. is not
likely to meet until next fall. Mean
while the District Commissioners are
preparing to ask Congress for an
appropriation OF 81, 1000 or more to
defray the expenses OF the survey.
Several high-water pressure plans
have been drawn up. but Colonel
Bell believes the estimated cost is
too great.
Recently. in asking Secreta ~
HooVer's cooperation, the Commits
siOner wrote:
The Commissioners feel that be-
fore embarking upon such 4 pro-
tect, which will involve the ex.
penditure of quite a large sum of
money, an investigation should be
made of suca systems in other
cities, together with a study of the
effect of such systems upon in.
surance rates.
The committee. Commissioner
Bell plans. will make a tour of
cities in which the high water pres
sure systems are in use.
The Board OF Trade has been par
ticularly active In recent months
striving to get a high pressure sys-
tenn for Washington.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
LEGION TO ASK BODY
OF UNIDENTIFIED MAN

The American Legion will today
make formal request for the body
of the unidentified man found float
ing in the Little river yesterday in
order that a burial with military
honors may be accorded him with
probable interment at Cedar Hi:
Cemetery tomorrow. according to
william F. Franklin, a member o.
the legion.
Although a handkerchief with a
laundry mark visible on it was
found in the mans pockets, police
have been unable to discover his
identity through 1T. An honorable
discharge button from the army il
the only clue to the mans service
record. 1t was found in his coat
lapel. Several persons have viewed
the body. at the morgue but none
has been able to identify him.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
POLICE HOLD BOY WHO
SOUGHT ODD SHELTER

Tenants at 1909 Fifteenth street
northwest watched Harry Savoy.
sixteen, colored, as he sat on the
fire escape last night until his
presence became obnoxious.
His excuse, that ne had sought
shelter from the rain after return
ing from choir practice, failed to
impress Headquarters Detectives
Evans and Murphy. and Savoy is
lodged in the house OF detention
charged with investigation. Savoy,
who gave his occupation as q ven
dor of watermelons, Is said to have
given a fictitious address.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
WOMAN FREED ON 5oNL
AFTER LARCENY CHARGE

Mrs. Julia Elizabeth Hennlng.
forty-one. OF sat Lamont street
northwest, was released last night
in 1900 bond after charges of lar
ceny after trust had been placed
against her at police Headquarters.
She was arrested by Headquarters
Detectives Mansfield and Thompson
on a warrant sworn to by her
uncle, John w. Johnson, 212O Penn
sylvania avenue northwest. The
case Ia said to involve $1,000 in
real estate Investments.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
ord Backing Compensation Commission
ENRD D.
10y BILL PRICE o
QUITE SO!

= = -
What st0ps Es cohen tss want
to 1Of
The traffic.
What Keeps as derttwO to oNd lrol
The traffic.
What cosnss spOn Ws IKE q tIGsk,
And Sontet5ases 0reets ~ tOitA a
cTaeh
AMd prssto'l oAonOes ms~ to Aesh1
This traffic.
Whot eives the doctors lots ~
trader
wbot keep. the pablo q~sss DIS
NldNedf
The traffic.
What disr6Oards all s0He 06Vsce,
And treats naGnlsimd like, cats treat
mics.
And knocks them Qutss a. cold -
The traffic.
What makes Of maaa . tot0I ,Orscks
The traffic.
What pstts brttiee NpoM Ms Heckf
The trafficf
Men scon't adhere to safety ftrst,
They cripple humdns
CskfSe--
ask voa friend aOhot co~ld b
aUOrseg
p. s.---A tcsJs.
JOE II. HOLMAN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
CONCERT

BY the United states ARMY Band.
at III. 81 Veterans Hospital. Mt.
Alto. 1850 Wisconsin avenue
northwest. ct n m. Captain
Raymg ma O. Sherman. comma nd
ing; captain william u Stan
nard. hand leader; w. @. LOnis
s.. YasseI, assistant band leader
conducting.
March, Fort Dayton $500. t,eitz
Overture. Midsummer Nights
Dream ....... Is. MeudelssOhn
Selection. I'll Trovatore'' YerdI
PopuI1r.
4 when I Think OF You. Rose
bs.ThN Midnight Waltz. Kahn
Waitz, 'sCiribiribtnF =. Pestalozze
Chara cteristic. 'Cocoanus
Dance" ...s.........#.H Herman
Intervene, .Elesanses aOffenbaca
Fox trot. Smile All the
While" Davis
Rhapsody. Hungarian. No. T.
Llsue
"Ths STAR pansIed Banner
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
JEWS FORM COMMUNAL
FARM NEAR MOSCOW

One hundred Jewish immigrants
from the United States have organ
ICED a communal farm called THE
Herald" near Moscow, according to
advices today to the Russian In
Bureau here.
The colonists are mostly from
New York City, with a few from
New England and some from Chi
cago and middle-western points.
They have = grant Of 1850 acres.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
CHILD PLAYERS TO GIVE
1.-THE HOUSE OF HEARTS,

The Lenoire Marie de Grange
Children Players of Washington will
repeat their rendition OF the play,
The House of Hearts," at ST.
stephens Church parish hall, Four
teenth and Irving streets, next Mon
day night.
Specialties by the EstelIe Murray
dancers will be given and Marie
Elsie Stewart will be heard In sew.
eral readings.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
MODERN MOTOR NOTICES.

SIM metors run sweet.
Home d where the car Ia
a soft tire tuRncth away cash.
while there's gas there's hope.
a wise driver maketh 9 glad drive.
iris better 70 be slow than sorry.
Declines make the wheels 20 faster.
To speed II human; 70 set caught
AZ the wheel h bent. - win the
ear go.
where there's . aalI there's =
punctIre.
motor a ~ cid ae Il pulls.
Spin and the WoEld spins with yea;
stmu and you stall mlone.
FLORENCE n. H0AGIAARD.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
DRY AGENTS GET STILL
AND RUM AFTER BATTLE

A moonShine still near Suratts-
Vile, Md, was ralded and de-
stroy6d by Prohibitions Agents Tut
and Wheeler yesterday afternoon
after a lively revolver battle with
three bootleggers.
The still was OF 500 gallon ca
pacity and 100 gallons OF cora
liquor and 5000 gallons of mash
were seized. The moonshiners were
not captured.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
SINFUL DAYS.

j am I'm the sere and yellow,
Not 3 very active fellow,
Bat / used to be- . stopper
when the stepping it was good.
And / used to love the cutlee,
The enchanting little beauties,
With . daeh or two Of peppeR,
For ] wasn't made OF wood.
And aIthouGh Pm not . BoastsR,
4 cure loved the roller GOaat9Rs
with my dainty little Helen
Holding tight amid the bree8es
Or my hlushfngs blua-efeA Annie
Or my faaF, fun-loVing Eannte,
Or my bouncimg Mary Ellen
just a-dyipg for . Squesks.
We haA neitIAsF TOrds ner etptaes.
nut We al went .iown to nutS'es,
when the lager beer was flowing
From . freshly punctured keT.
And we sang the GefnNn ballA4e
Ae we drank the German ealnds \
Ard the girls g0t nice and Knowing
And for . kiss You didnt have 70 begs
well. they say now that was Dinful,
That ffa awful 10 be gimful,
That 3 fellow can't be happy
Wlfhomt being gO0d and allow.
But T'm teliing an crOntiDn
And this dumb, delightful nation
Life was certainly more anappy
In that devilish Leng Are. ,,..v-v
4 49,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25

institutional hurch. Ninth and p
streets northwest, tomorrow night:
Doctor Knott recently has visited
the Tut.ankh-amen tomb and other
points Of interest iia Egypt.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
DR.. j. o. KNOTT TO TALK
ON TOUR OF EGYPT

Doctor John o. Knott, Bible
class teacher, will give a lecture
Significance. In the Shiloh Baptist
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25

Goosy did the trick,
Dit IL with his little stick;
He made the Indians sick.
Z bet today they have the pip.
He locked 'em over and biD!
The old pill took . long, long trip.
He smaeked out three hOmeT0 before
he quit.
And Bucky Harris told him he was q
brick;
80 GO0sey smiled . little quick.
Said: Them Indians I sure do love
to HEX,
And 1 did IL ali with my little stick"
MaFGle Violet.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25

TRis 10 q tyMe story uMd u
al happemed last tDeek N Q
Washington optical store.
A sweet voHM0 thing ~ dis
tress tceMt ~ and sGtd. "I'Ds
broken my glasses. Do 4 h1Ve
to be eSamsned oil oVer aCdttg
"No,0 sighed the optictGn,
~Jstst your eyes.
BLoNDY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
yOTTSVILLE JoTTINGS.

les been 20 hot dawn here II.
JottsvlIle the paet week that when
ZaI@ Wheepa went 70 gather On lgia
plUm cFop the bloomIng thingo lad
turned to pfuneo.
Our JottsvilIe ninA lest hnngry
game Sunday. THE SCORE was settling
slim swipe took first prize (which
track meet last TrsSay. Sheriff
Jones eaught him, Though, and made
HIM put ~ back.
Dissy Dan h row aeeused q being
enc Of those tsKu KluweEn' because
when He came hosno late the other
night aoma Of the. nelyiibOTs heard
his wife bawl him Out gOo4 for stay.
ing g long with the pillow easea
and sheets.
@Cen two live - ehcapl3 ne one2"
ask the Rover twins, who 5uat bought
. two-pants suit. fEhey take tuFns
wearing the coAt.)
r. DE ALPHEUs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-06-25
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front: large rooms, wide porches,
modern copyehienees: surf bath.
ing and fishing: near amuse-
ments; rates reasonable.
PICTURES and films lost near
18th and Columbia road; reward.
18TH ST. N. w.-Downtown apt.
bldg: rooms. kitchenette $40:
nicely furnished: near many pub
tic buildings; other furnished
rooms, SIS.
ALESWOMAN wanted for neck
wear department.; one with in
itiative will find this an excellent
opportunity.
GENERAL HOusEwORKER for
private home wanted.
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THE MODERN WAY.

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the trouble Of attending under q
ntistIetoe."
IFS AND Butts.
IT'S a good idea to save zap for
rainy day eVeR u H0N do think
at amt OotW' to rGtm no more.
IT GIs0GWs pays to kWOtc acbGt
pom are talking about, but not
GIuGYs TO talk about +Ohot voN
kNOtD.
II t1oo halves mGks a tDhols and
mans t0iIe 10 his better half.
hOO are zoe going 10 eEptGfn
SOlom0ms
It's bad enough for rich man
to be lazy, but It Is nothing less
than a tragedy WheH a poor
man ".
IT Jl0tters man to have "a
t0omGn share his burdens. " she
doesn't be0iN by reRSDtn0 ms
pockets, IN (Which case II ftGttems
him.
A pOCeriVl tnG0iHGtton ~
valuable asset, bat not eVerp mans
imagination IS north 4Ohat IL
o0Sts him.
r. J. SCHWAB.