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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-04-01
In New York

New York, April 1.-The blotter
at police headquarters Of any city is
passing show Of the city's life for
the day. Murders, fires and suicides
are duly reported in the newspaper,
but many little trifles that cannot
crowd out the major happenings of
the day are snatches of drama. Their
Importance is proportionate to the
size of the city.
Thus in New York story that
would be worth column in the
Hillsboro Dispatch on which I once
worked doesn't break into print at
all.
Following are some Of the matters
attended to by New York's Finest"
in one day.
A woman walkedj into the bakery
of Jacob Buff and started to fill her
purse from the cash register. When
he objected she hit him, he says. He
had her arrested and learned that it
was his wife who disappeared l3
years ago.
August Goehner refused to make
complaint against q man who
stabbed him. saying he would settle
the affair in his own way.
Police begin to destroy 3S 600 gal
Ions of confiscated wine.
William Bennett, retired prize
fighter. unable to get matches in the
ring any longer. beats up his wife.
Riot squad finds rs men in pitched
battle, kicking, punching and scratch
ing and not word being said. They
were deaf mutes just out of church
where special service had been
held for them.
Abraham Pataha and Harry Hach-
hauser are arrested for cruelty to an
old gray mare. They forced her to
enter chicken coop for stall and
| the door was so small that it made
her neck and withers sore.
Paul Kelly is identified by witness
! as man who participated in hold
up. Kelly shows his wooden leg and
witness admits that none of the
highwaymen was crippled.
The man who invented the ice
cream soda water has been found
| and. as is often the case with in
INVENTORS, he made not a cent with
his discovery. The man is John
Robertson, a Madison avenue restau-
rateur. As a newsboy he mixed ice
cream and soda pop in Kline's con-
| dictionary on Canal street, near
Varick street. Old man Kline began
to mix the drink for him end his
gang. Within Q week he had hired
four boys to help mix the ice cream
sodas and within month he had
four girls waiting on tables. Women
and girls from the toney sections be-
| gan to visit his humble place and
before long he was prosperous and
| had many competitors. The idea of
putting ice cream into favored
charged water was never patented.
] JAMES w. DEAN.
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WITNESS TRIAL
OF 0ARLESS
LIFEB0AT

London, April IA lifeboat
may be propelled even in rough
weather by persons without previous
training. was tried out here recent
ly in the presence of shipping ex-
perts and representatives of the gov
eminent. Because of the absence Of
oars the inventor, J. r. FLEEING, con-
tends that one of the chief difficult
ties of launching lifeboat from
a vessel in distress has been over
come.
The new type of lifeboat is pro-
PEELED by the occupants, who have
levers which they pull forward and
backward, this action through a very
simple gear causing a propeller to
drive the lifeboat through the wa
ter. The boat used in the expert
ment had AZ occupants. With one
man at each of the eight levers it
was possible to maintain speed of
three miles an hour, and with two
men working on each of the levers
speed of six miles an hour was
brought about, according to official
announcement of Lloyd's agents who
were present:
Representatives of the London
Board of Trade, the British Corpora
ton and 40 of the leading British
steamship companies also witnessed
the tryout, which was reported sue
cess.
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The "Iron Man" Rules the World
A Tibetan Lama, visiting London,
is quoted as saying: 1.-THE machines
in England are wonderful, but l
think that if the English are not
careful, the machines will master
them and make them do what they
want"
"Will" master them? They have,
already! 1t is the Iron Man that
rules the world.
Who else assemblies and standard.
ICES US?
Who has extinguished the crafts
man and substituted the machine
tender?
Who puts US on a split-second
schedule?
Who has taken self-expression out
of labor?
Who commands US all to wear the
same clothes, drive the same fliv-
vers. think the same thoughts and
thrill to the same emotions?
Who asserts and grades US, On
standard sizes and qualities?
Who gives US million pictures
without art, a million books without
literature. a million schools without
education?
Who stamps us with die and
sells us in labeled package?
The Iron Man. The machines have
already mastered US. They make us
do what they want.
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We Like "DOc," So Let's Keep Him
By Chester H. Rowell

doc" is doomed. At least, Dr. Pusey president of
the American Medical Association declares
Medical education costs much that those who get
it insist going into the lucrative career OF special
sts and the oldfashioned family doctor is disappearing
Let us hope not. We like "Doc" and we need him, Ii
he disappearing is rather because he does not like
going out not for medical but for business
We can keep doc" if We make worth his while 1t is
certainly worth
The trouble is that Notwithstanding medicine cngs to
nineteenth century business methods This is longer
the age of ndvidualism The business did not
because the grocery longer did most OF it.
Neither need family medical practice merely because
the oldfashioned fee system will longer support it. The
remedy is the very from which the radonalminded
profession shrnks the organization of the business side
medicine health insurance That would look out both
for Doc and his patients.
Clearly, President Coolidge "has the Senate his
hands, The rejection of the Warren appointment the
Senate's challenge.
1t was the first of long contest in which, unless
the president wins he loses
Senates do not exercise this prerogave cabinet ap
pontments unless they The last time they did
it, in Andrew Jacksons time, it was open war.
They did not do it to Harding though they dsiked half
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The TQnQle

wrote to Jack would bring him to
me Immediately for she persuaded
me to send it to him by special
messenger, and as soon as l had
sent it she made some excuse to
leave.
/ didn't want her to 60, for felt
that if Jack did not come, if some
thing happened that he did not get
the letter, or if he decided not to
come, should go mad with wait
ing. Thus you see l am confessing
that l wanted my husband. AL
though tried to give him his
choice of staying away from me or
coming back to me on a purely
friendly basis, my heart I knew
would be broken if he did not come.
1t didn't seem to me, however,
that the boy had had time to get
there with the note when taxi
drew up in front of the apartment.
AS soon as ! heard a taxi stop in
front Of the door, looked out of
the window.
Poor old Jack! l could tell from
the very set OF his shoulders that
he had been and was still very un-
happy. My heart went out to him
in pity. 1t seemed to me so unfor-
tunate that any man would give up
the very best of life, the very sweet
est, truest, and fondest emotion he
could possibly have for something
that could do nothing else but brea ak
down his character and weaken his
will.
AS Jack stepped out of the motto,
he raised his eyes to my window
and then his shoulders sunk a little
lower and with tagging steps he
| walked within the door below.
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NOT IN ACCORD
lGrafton News and Times)


The News and lines Is not in
accord with tue Walsh County
Record that the North Dakota leg
islature went on an orgy Of salary
raising when il voted to submit
concurrent resolutions to the vot
ers at the. next election raising the
salary Of the senators and repre-
sentatiyes from $500 t. $500 per
day.
Any man who is willing to take
himself away from his business
and give ii in labor fol veal of the
state is entitled to enough c0mpen-
satiOn to at least pay his expenses.
1t is because of the small compen-
Sation given 10 n. d. legi ators
that men Of intellectual capability
and business saga city are deferred
from giving service to the state.
Possibly ii the man OF business had
the assurance he could at least pay
his legitimate expense account he
would be willing to accept political
pleterment, elevate the standard Of
the Legislative. body ana thus les
sen the possibility Of noniescripts
framing sO-called legislation for
the welfare OF the commOnW ealth.
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CLEAN MOVIES

Will H. Hays president of the Motion Picture Producers
and Distributors of America, Inc, has asked all motion
picture directors to get behind him in his stand for clean
pictures.
1t to be hoped that they will Hays doesn't have to ask
the movie goers to back him up The great majority of
them just naturally will
We told there is sort of lesson, moral, in
every movie of the serious type Such lesson has the finest
chance having it's effect be based ecency and does
not to the suggestive and uncean
The spring cleaning spirit is in the air An appropriate
time to clean up moving pictures
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DRIVING YOUTH TO THE
DAECEHALI.
{ Minneapolis JournaD

Senator Wahlund has introduced
Z bill making ii crime to use any
sChoolhouse in Minnesota for dan
eng.
The evident purpose is to make
II harder Tor young folks to find 4
place In viii i 10 dance.
The actual effect Woul>.' be to
make il harder for Young folks 70
ind respectable place in which
to dance.
For, no matter how strongly
dancing may be condemned as in
hogently wrong. many youths and
maidens want to dance. The great
majority would prefer to dance
among their friends and neigh
bors. Denied this privilege, many
Of them will Dance among strang-
ers - too frequently among ques-
tiona Die strangers
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FABLES ON HEALTH
PULSE STIMULATION

A moderately slow pulse is no dis
advantage, and should not cause half
so much worry as it does, Mr.. Jones
of Anytown learned.
1t is rather an indication of a
strong heart, provided the slow
pulse is natural. If, however, the
pulse has become slow as the result
of disease, then there is cause for
worry, and physician should be
called.
Sometimes slow pulse is caused
from liver disorder, from excessive
use of tobacco, coffee and other mar
cotics. Also it may be caused from
anemia and the use of headache
powders.
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two men. Perhaps she may come
clear by claiming she was blga
mist.
A woman may go to church to see
what she can. see and to party to
hear what she can hear.
People, with or without teeth, MAJ
enjoy learning a Chicago dentist =
in jail.
Lightning struck movie house
in Kansas City, perhaps because it
read the posters out front.
New Jersey woman who had
her usband 50 years should write a
book, if She isn't too busy.
The way they trip the light fan
tastic now it looks as if they really
are tripping.
Nothing feels as crazy as new
straw hat.
Easter reminds US that if you keep
man in hot water he will become
hard boiled.
All marry for better or worse ana
raise cain if they get the worst of ii.
A girl with heart gets won. A
girl without a heart gets one.
This is the mushroom season.
They look like umbrellas because
they grow in wet places.
boxer who was sandb jagged BY
a Los Angeles robber was gwen no
chance to defend his crown.
See the pretty spring magazine
covers, which were painted last De.
cember?
Almost had fight in Congress
One started to throw a bottle Of ink.
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ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
OLD MOsEY MOVES
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

The March Hare said, Just look
at that sign beside the swimming
hole. Just look! 1t says No tres
passing! The idea! AS though all
the signs in creation are gong to
keep the boys away from here when
the first warm day comes"
well, what's to do done?' asked
Nick.
Wen push it over" said the hare.
So the Twins and Mister Ting allng,
the fairy landlord, and the March
Hare all pushed and pushed and the
sign fell over on its face. and that
was the end of it.
IF Farmer GTeenway says word
about it, III give him a piece Of my
mind" said the March Hare. The
very idea Of keeping boys away from
the very best swimming hole III the
country!"
What shall we do now?" asked
Mister Tingaling setting his ice
cream saucer hat straight on his
head. After so much pushing it had
slid down over one ear.
THE next thing to be done is to
talk to the tenants Of the Old Swim
ming Hole and tell them they have
to move" said the March Hare. Let
Me-" said old Mosey Mud Turtle
near the bank Did l hear you say
that We should have to mover"
you certainly will have to make
yourself scarce at once" said the
March Hare.
Why" asked Mosey Mud Turtle
snappishly. I'VE like this house and
it's most comfortable. The sun hits
it just right and the mud is always
warm even on cold day"
This is the Old Swimming Hole, "
explained Mister Tingaling, and the
boys will be coming here soon to
take their first spring swim"
I'VE don't take up much room,
! said Mister Mud Turtle. Really
when we are all under the mud you
would scarcely know We were here
at all"
"Why don't you let them stay,
asked Nick.
Mister Tingaling winked at the
March Hare and the March Hare
wiggled one ear back at him.
Because" said he slowly, mister
Mud Turtle also has another name
He is called Mister Swapping Turtle
and woe betide anybody who happens
to step on him, particularly in hi:
bare feet"
The Twins laughed-although they
really did feel sorry for the poor
turtles.
Let me see," said Mister Tinga
ling taking out his rent book anc
opening it to the "T's."
"You pay me one pink stone, ont
green stone and three little white
stones here for rent. Well, if you
won't move I'll have to raise YOU
rent to five pink stones. And 20,
know how hard they are to find"
Y "Dear, dear!" said Old Mosey. g
suppose we'd better move then. Have
you any other empty houses, sir|
"I'll take care of you," said tn
fairyman kindly. II know the yer,
place."
"Then I'll go and tell the famil!
to- start packing" said Old Nose,
Mud Turtle and he slid from view.
(To Be Continued.)
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TRAGIC

Youth is not always resilient it has been pictured
Youth has tragedies all it's that those of of
years cannot feel
14-year-od boy in Cincinnati shot and killed himself
because his mothers death had left him with the RESPONSE
bty of Homework and the of his two younger bro
TIERS
Denied the opportunity to play with other boys he col
leced his books and toys in pile burned them and then
ended his own life
Grown and women have killed themselves because
of lost money and lost love- Youth denied play is greater
tragedy than either.
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by a glass windshield. If the barge
gets stuck on sandbar, the motor can
be swung entirely around to pull the
boat loose. Speed of from seven to
eight miles an hour upstream against
current of six miles an hour and
rate of about twenty-five miles down
the course are said to be the usual
performance of the engine. The owner
is planning to install 220-horsepower
motor and larger propeller to re-
duce the time required to get his goods
to the stores. With the smaller outfit,
he can carry FIVE tons at once on the
barge, in the building of which he
spent about two months.
G Flowers, which are placed in vases
for display, will last much longer if
the leaves that extend below the sur
face of the water in the vase are re-
moved.
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Treatment of a slow pulse con-
sists,. first in removal of the cause,
and second in application of meas
ures calculated to improve the
hearts action.
If the patient is young and of
the skin.
These treatments should increase
the activity of the heart.
Caution should be taken when the
person is known to have a weak
heart, which often is shown by a
shortness of breath, blueness of the
lips or swelling of the ankles.
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ALL'S WE'LL

King George you read, has recovered from his recent
attack of influenza and has had his first walk in the Buck
ingham Palace grounds.
So all is well in England. Business goes merriy
something it wouldn't have done had his illness proved
serious, fatal
Engand's king may be vastly less important than our
president yet quicker to from the loss Of
'royaty" than England is.
When Great Britain goes in mourning it does in
est and everybody feels it. Even during Georges slight i'll
London business especially in the catering and clothing
lines went into a noticeable slump.
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LETTER FROM LESLIE PRESCOTT
TO THE LITTLE MAkQUlSEy
CARE OF THE SECRET
DRAWER

As | take my pen in hand" to
write you, dear secret confidante,
| wonder what your problems were
the sweetheart of a king.
Were you very unhappy when
you saw your kingly lover devoting
himself to some other woman? VI
course, he did make love to other
women, for that is considered not
only the prerogatives Of kings, but
OF all other men.
And, by the same token, you must
have seen it, for Notwithstanding
that pleasing fable that love is
blind, any woman who loves man
can tell when another woman is in
Lore with him, if she sees them
together.
What did you do, little Marquise
Did you reproach your sweetheart
and brave the anger Of king or did
you keep it all to yourself and pre-
tend to him that you did not believe
! that the man whom you had loved
and who had vowed that he loved
you could not possibly be disloyal to
You?
/ believe, little Marquise, that
| many a clever woman has brought
her lover back to her feet by making
| him believe that she could not think
that he would in any way betray her
trust in him. SO I am quite sure
that you never showed, even if your
| heart was breaking, that you were
! the least bit jealous of your king.
| think Ruth knew that the letter
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THE VALUE or THE RED CROSS
ROLL CALL
tDuluth HERALD

Saturday the Duluth Chapter of
upon by the national organization
to help in the relief work under
taken by that body III the area
stricken by a tornado last week.
The Duluth Chapter was able to
respond Immediately with a cnech
for five thousand dollars, which is
a substantial contribution that
will help, Joined with similar gifts
from ether sources, 10 meet the
lmme dlate needs OF the devastated
regions.
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COINCIDENCE

Alfred Mccain of New York debt of gratitude
to one but he doesn't know who it is. Mccain had
suffered from hccoughs for six days when who
fused to tell his advised him to put finger in each
and drink glass of water held to your lips
Mccain did so and the hiccoughs left him.
That probably enough to establish the intallbllty
of the stop up your method" with McCann Doctors
doubtless will explain it accident than anything
else.
Houdni says he gained great reputation SOL
when he visiting with family and for the edit
cation of of the youngsters walked into the yard and
commanded the rain to stop
Oddly enough, it did. "rhen' says Houdni mot want
ing to deude the youngser took him into the yard again
and ordered the rain to thinking to to him that
it nothing than coincidence.
But the COMPOUNDED rain did start up again Today
can't convince that youngster that I'm not possessed Of
pernaural power
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Editorial Review

the opinion Of The Tribune. tn ~
are presented here In order that
our readers may have both aides
Of important iSSues which are
being discussed IN the prsss Of
the day.
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CAR GOES ON SPREE

Paul-Minneapolis, on June z, 8, 8.
CAR GOES ON SPREE
The Dodge sedan owned by DR.. W..
c. Aylen, staged a merry little party
all its own about II o'clock Sunday
night. =
on the hill alongside of his house at
Eighth Ave. N. w., and First street,
but in some way the brakes loosened
and the machine backed down the in
cline. cat-a-corner across the street
and broke down an ornamental lamp
post at the Lutheran church corner.
The break shorted the wiring of the
lighting system and an arc of fire
developed from the wires to the me.
tai of the engine. DR.. Aylen and
others fearing the six inch electric
arc would fire the gasoline tank kept
their distancet "A. w. Nordholm.
electrician. CHANGING to pass phoned
the electric company to cut off the
lights and the car was removed and
wires secured. Other than broken
bumper and crumpled fender there
was no damage to the car.
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SPRING COMBINATION
The combination of kasha cloth
and printed silk is one that you may
expect to find featured in all the
spring collections.
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oPALEsCENT EFFECT

Dancing frocks Of vari-colored
chiffon give a lovely opalescent ef-
feet. They are newer than the
shaded models.
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A Thought

Great is the Lord, and greatly to
be praised; and his greatness is un-
searchable.-Ps. 145:3.
L A great man is made SO for 9TH
ers.-Thomas Wilson.
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PIPE OF PEACE

.
calumet but an underslung upside down" affair.
members of the Senate, creating frendler feeling
among the outraged soons by distributing copies Of the
strangely modelled pipe he has made famous.
Since Inauguration day he has given away eight Sen
ator Overman who does smoke presented with
with the following speech g" like you and will give vent to
my impulse for you by presenting to you pipe"
this keeps there doubtless will be another senatorial
investigation into alleged bribery PROSECUTING.
..sssE& FRENCH
Fist fights are becoming common occurrence in the
French Chamber of Deputies. Premier Herrot to
possess knack Of nuratng the Conservatives beyond all
self-control.
The other day it speech by the premier Chris
tay that precptated bloody riot and ended the sitting
I'm chaos.
You sort of envy the French Think how much
Interesting Senate sessions would be the senators
possessed some of the Gallo temperament
And think what might have happened had Vice President
addressed his inaugural speech to the French cham
Der instead of to the staid United States Senate
ICE CREAM
We eating less ice cream says the Department of
Agriculture in publishing figures showing the average
sumption for each is 1924 256 gallons
pared with 268 in the year preceding.
The decline attributed to the cool weather last
nner in many parts of the country.
Why not try prohibition it? Bootlegged ice cream
might appeal who eat because it's too
to buy.
Norfolk (Va) ailer got arrested. Charged with boot
slegging. Maybe keeping bad company did It,
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Would have been blot on his repu.
tation.
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MANDAN NEWS
NAME COUNTY CHAIRMAN FOR
MORSE CENTENNIAL

Ole SyVrud, local auto top manu-
facturer, has been named county
chairman of a committee to be Sc
lected to secure a great attendance
from this district at the Norse-Am-
erican Centennial to be held at the
Minnesota State Fair grounds, St.
Paul-Minneapolis, on June z, 8, 9.
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DOCTORED ALL WINTER, FINDS
RELIEF

II doctored all winter and it didn't
help bit, but FOLEY'S HONEY &
TAR COMPOUND was just the thing
for my cough and cold" writes Mr..
Henry Daniel, Berrysburg, Penn.
FOLEY'S HONEY 4 TAR CON-
POUND is one Of the largest selling
cough medicines in the world. Con-
tains no -opiates-ingredients are
printed on each carton. Good for
old and young. Refuse substitutes
Insist upon FOLEY'S.-Ady.