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Seward daily gateway., 1925-11-30

WANTED-Magazine men, crew man. agers, district managers, organizers
 experienced on two pay plan, also
 special offers. Write or wire today for real proposition. State fully ex- perience. Clyde A. Ramsey, 2527 Opera Place, Cincinnati, Ohio. Jan 1 WANTED ED-Experienced two payment magazine men to open office cover ing entire district. Full co-opera- tion and protection. Send $10O for supplies and complete information. Clyde A. Ramsey, 25-27 Opera Place, Cincinnati, Ohio. kjan1
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-25

the error the theory of American appeal judges tina
give trial judge rope enough he will hang himself and moi
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-25
Potash and Perlmutter Discuss
How to Cope With Murder
Copyright, 1880

theory judges that only
will hang himself and the accused
GIVE FIRST OFFENDERS PRACTICE
that Mawruss" Abe declared some of these here trial judges
understand particularly when suspendng
sentences day reading
lor convicted Of burglary and the
rapidly fine morning he sticks
pistols inside paying teers window and
think look that only months ago
first offender
wel some softhearted people believe that first Of
suspended sentence will probably him. Morris observed
is that only give first offender
time he will improve himself particularly give him is
years nothing off for good behavior"
idea is that it is saving the community
jail read somewhere, Nav
that criminal in states prison, yunderstand non
employed prison department look after him. Abe
said words there just employees IN the prison
States there prisoners in the New YORK
prisons"
Tben that only goes instead Of
nng two hundred murderers year be looked
understand would be cheaper
put them two hundred where the most they
the attentions couple gardeners and janio
appeal judges, A Morris went to is
murders committed understand me-
down murerers sentence from banging
which to me- Abe that before Governor noes
such thing he should ought to consider that the murderer amt 10
is In other words Abe would be
right bis sentence down from hanging to
imprisonment if Governor mude victims
permanently dead to athemost having chronic
indigestion or anyhow pckIy impossible Abe
in efforts in behalf of convicted murderer
should limited small floral piece and letter OF sympathy 10
the family
must have murderer in the family at
that" remarked.
may have been formerly when mus families liable to
embarrassed somebody mentioning the price of high
per hours Morris said "but nowadays inc
have changed all that ADO lou can meo rope
family Of murderer till think be retail sales
man. and no one will feel the about it, You ask
brother the murderer Because
The hundred that they VIII answer you' mes sun
copyright 1895 BY
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-25
MONTAGUE GLASS:

UCEEINGLY people anticipate having
- Mavruss" Potash remarked
there big agitation going with hanging and
elsctrocuton"
with eecrocuion, Abe"
Perluer from what paid kowatt hour
operating sewing machines only why should the Edison
in price,"
"But hanging getting unpopular" Abe declared
"With murierer Norris said
Abe continued. cts practically impossible
jury hang unless would also be
foreigner MaVruss which them jur think that they
foreign murderer for life it might have bad effect the
Anerieanism Of the other convcts.-
@wer. domestic imported Abe, murderer
1ersr Morris announced -and there started
whether there should ought be capital punishment puntand then
vby not ask the murderer himself If be discussed the proposition before
banding punishment victim?
minute before murderer commits his murder he hardheartd
capital punsr himself yundcr
stand than he's capital Punishment he relics soft
hearted jury to back him up in his opposition
But MaWruss can't Jurors have hard hearts
murderer Abe protested.
sIf jury you can Morris declared (which the
reasons Why crime getting popular Abe criminals have
monopoly of hard hearts nowadays They
OF the population all the punishment and not receiving for them
selves Nowadays
several thousand dollars from the paying paying
teller protests they him for contempt Of court
furnishing They believe only heavy death
yundersand. and the sentences spot
JUDGE SHOULD CONGRATULATE MURDERER
"But when the hghWsyman finds the pnng
foot Abe" Morris continued nd He getting punishment
stead Of the teller he
hard hearted paying up against Take this here
prize fighter Kid Mccoy, who shot friends
lady friend Of his and perfect got only years
imprisonment"
"Msybe the judge him reduction shooting quantity
-And that -the court of Appeals reversed the
sentence The grounds that the judge didn't
-What didn't he do:~ Abe asked
Il exactly probably he forgot TO
Eratuate this here Kid Mccoy his Workmanship something
Morris said.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-25
PLENTY OF ADVICE

B. Cummings the Postmaster said that he had used for
Years. Tablet which instantly killed any kind of Pain, but he
hadn't been able to the Preparation lately account of the
Government stopping the Sale of because said to be full
of Morphine. Mr.. Cummings quite Help
Not until Bud Harrington the Grain Dealer, dropped in
about his Premium did Mr. Tmnons learn that when
any Part of the Works is causing Misery simply
that of the Vertebrae has gged of Place and all you
have do in order get Relief go Pacto and have
him hit you in the Back with Hammer Mr. Harrington al
lowed that nearly all of the Suffering which has been exper
fenced by the Human Race during the last 5000 Years might
have been avered People had been hit in the Back with
Hammers.
Mr. Cadwalader who managed the Local Picture House
happened be in the Office when the stricken Patient
getting all of the good Dope from the Grain Dealer He waited
until Mr. Harrington out and then told Mr. Timmon to lay
off of that Hammer Treatment He said that of thase
Lads nearly ruined his SsernLaw. He said that the real
Guy the Osy because he felt around all you
anything had shifted turned All of which sounded
reasonable
You'll try this and you'll try that but in the End you'll
pack up and 90 French Lick Such the emphatic Opinion
of Mart Carr, who the Soft Drink Emporium which Mr..
Tmons the Invalid of whom have been speaking bought
all of his Chewing Gum.
Edible Swshe who carried the Mail on r. +. D. No 3,
took quite different View of the Matter He said the only
Thing for Mr. Timmons do get right and take
LOT
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-25
DIAGNOSIS IS MADE

Before O'Clock P. NJ the Trouble had been Diagnosed
slight Sprain Neuis Rheunatics Neuralgia, Sciaca Lum
bago and Pneumonia Also, Mr.. Tmons learned from Otto
Gnke the HarnessMaker that he ought take Sarsapaa
for his Blood.
In spite of all the cooperative Efforts of the Samaran
there denying that the Chareyor continued TO jump
Mr.. Tnmons hobbled Dr. Good-News Bundy
who said Infection and therefore the Sinus had better
be investigated the Tonsls discarded and all of the Teeth
pulled and then if Mr. Tinmons didn't feel any better
something Else would be tried
Upon hearing this the Victim rang for Yellow and
taken his Home where he continued experience the
-crucang Agones just OF the Pev He retired early
accompanied by an Electric Pad.
There telling what might have happened if Mr. Tim
had arisen morning feeling O. K.
MORAL: To avoid taking Treatment, 60 to a
Hospital.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-25

Gongs with unusual Vgor and all of the Merchants in the
Business District attack the Day with extraordinary Cheerful
ness? The Answer all Of the Foregoing is that t; par
tcuar Morning the whole world frightened by the Spec
tacle of Warburon Timmons impng to his office with the
Assistance of Cane.
1t was the Good Wife who told him to try Lnamcnt
which Indian Doctor had given old Mr. Keesler
after the Civil War.
Mr. Bromley, the Business Partner who told him
put Porous Plaster the Seat of Pain Mr. Bromley may
best be described the Type of Man who would any Ee
gency advise the use OF a Porous Plaster
1t Mr. McClatchey the Barber in the Third Chair who
told him carry small dredup Potato in he could
find a Buckeye
was Herb Referring who sold Fruit Tobacco and News
papers, who advised him get Electric Bell becuz OF
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-25

of Nature which penaized else could possibly take
Mean Advantage of Warburton ]. Timmons
1t now becomes necessary ask certain Questions regard
ing the Town of Carksburg of which Mr. Tmnons
of the main Ornaments Why it, that Certain Morn
ing all of the Birds in the Trees chirruped gay? Why
did on their way to School emit Peal after Peal of
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-25
Fable of the Charley Horse and the Helpful Friends

them done Wonders for Cousin of his employed by Ebert H.
Gary at Gary, Indiana
1t Miss Skinner, the Steno, who asked him if he had
ever tried Turkish Bath which nut Question: because
he had tried Anything We forget tell you that in
addition knowing he had Stomach he never suspected
that he had Sciatic Nerve.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-25
JOY IN CLARKSBURG

II all happened Morning Mr.. Timmons started to
roll of his Couch his usual bounding and gyrnastc
Manner, when stuck redhot Corkscrew into his
Right Hip and turned it around twice He let Zip and
fell back the Covers very surprised and grieved Person
He lay there moaning but still refusing admit that the Laws
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-25

~ nee there was an Insurance Agent named Warbuton
l. Timn1ons who often boosted to his Wife and the
~ Stenographer and his Business Partner and Strangers
encountered in the Underwear Department of Pullman Car
that he didn't know he had Stomach Such gross ignorance
would call for Dragging but Mr. Tinmons attached
tremendous Importance the Fact that so far as Gasrs
Heartburn and Dyspepsia concerned he didn't have
more Interior Complications than Bass Drum So when he
saw some less Fortunate Mortal stirring BiCarb MUNICH
ing Pepsn Tablets he would grin the Sufferer in perfectly
unbearabe Manner and pull the Favore Speech: well Sir,
take Year and Year III be switched if know I've got
Stomach"
Warbuon was of those who could eat Anything and
did All kinds of rich and gumy Pastry simply Vitann
him. He deliberately and in Spirit of Bravado attacked
all of the dangerous Combinations which might properly be en-
graved many Headstones. Meaning for Instance:
GRABBING CREDIT FOR 1T
Exhibit A-Broied Lobster followed by Cucumber Salad
Tutt Frutt Ice Cream and Angel Food
Exhibit B-PorI Chops Hot Biscuits; Potatoes Au Gratin
and Apple Dumpings.
Exhibit C-Welsh Rabbit with Indian Pudding and Hard
Sauce.
And so on Then when the admrng Spectators would tell
him what FourTime Wonder he that would be his Cue
explain that Matter of Fact, he didn't know he had
Stomach.
Because he First Cousin Ostrich and had all Of
the Amentary Innlunites of Goat Mr. Timmons assumed
Moral Grandeur which did fit in with his Personal Appear
ance or his Social Rating Naturally he hated by all
Cpples Hypochondriac and Neurashencs for the Reason
that he tried to make them feel that he King Throne
while they lot OF Insects crawling in the Gravel
Along with the Virtues of the nonexsten Stomach ne ad
vertised the World the startling News that his General Health
robust that several Doctors had starved Death his
Account To quote his original Way of putting it: 81
haven't had an Ache Pain since don't know when"
Warburton Tmnnons for Years and Years lead
ing benumbed and painless Existence the Crocodile
and then he got what coming, under the Terms of the Con-
tract to every Person who makes Moral Attributes of
Bovine Characteristics.
One Day he played Golf in The Rain and refused change
his Clothes or take Hot FootBath because he said he
tougher than WaleBo and little Cold Water wouldn't hurt
Him because he took it. every morning just the way
of the Pipes One of those Birds What will they do when
they eventually get to Place where all the Water is hot,
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-25

Courts Of Appeals America have made it plain
murder that the who be
r and careful in the Of American MURDERS is the judge who
the accused. The little Slip understand judge who
tries murderer awful down from the Court Of Appeals
them for
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1925-10-25

And fine morning he automatic pistols
inside ters window wouldn't think TO look
that only six months a first offender >"
thousand guilty muls than trial judge
criticism by the higher
"The result is that If II isn't thing which person
cud Of murder of Abe Maybe the judge didn't offer him
seat and when he the omitted to ask
him How is by fellows? buyT But whatever
The Washington times., 1925-12-08
FACULTY AT WELLESLEY
GOES TO SCHOOL AGAIN

WELLESLEY. Mass. Dec. g.
Faculty members at Wellesley Col
lege have started going to school
again. When they tell students
that no one can ever learn enough,
they mean it. Keep on learning"
is their motto.
A professor Of economics decid-
ed that she ought to be able to
speak and write French. She ar
ranged to take lessons with mem
Der Of the French department. Six
other linguistic aspirants joined
her and formed a private class,
which meets once a week.
Another faculty member wanted
to learn Spanish and prevailed on
the Spanish department to start a
class in Spanish.
The Washington times., 1925-12-08
NORTHWEST TURNING
TO FUR RANCHlNG''

ST. PAUL, Dec. S.-Fur ranch.
ing is new industry in the North
west.
Stirred bv reports OF success of
silver fox farms and with the sup.
ply of wild fur-bearing animals
dwindling, trappers and others with
an eye to business are planning fur
ranches of varying. nature. The
State provides they must operate
under regulations with regard to
equipment and care Of animals.
Such ordinarily dependable fur
bearers as the raccoon and musk
rat are almost extinct in the North
west, J. F.. McGill, State game and
fish commissioner, declares. The
season is now closed to everything
except the skunk and fisher.
The Washington times., 1925-12-08
Loses Fraud Appeal

John A. Murphy. convicted at
Boston of an alleged attempt to
alter fraudulently the name Of
registrants Of United States Liberty
bonds with an intent Of passing
the altered bonds, lost in the SUI
preme Court of the United States
yesterday petition for review and
reversal of his conviction.
The Washington times., 1925-12-08
$3.50, 900 RESERVE FUND
GIVEN BY ROCKEFELLER

NEW YORK, Dec. S.-John D.
Rockefeller has pledged a fund of
$3.50, 900 to the American Petroleum
Institute "for the initiation of a
program of scientific research in
petroleum." according to the insti-
tute announcement.
The fund is to be available in
annual installments of $4,000 for
five years, and to be expended
primarily in supporting research
fellowships in scientific institutions
the recipients, Of such fellowships
to engage in research on some
problem of the physics, chemistry
or geology Of petroleum OIL" and
the results OF the work are to be
made freely available to the In.
dustry and public generally"
The Washington times., 1925-12-08
RoBBING MAILS DOESN'T
PAY, NEW POINTS OUT

Bandits don't get far when they
pick on Uncle Sans mail for their
depredations, If one is to judge by
Postmaster General News annual
report on the matter made public
yesterday.
Thirty-seven criminals who help
up United States mails during the
fiscal year OF the Postoffice De-
partment were captured and sent.
encted to an average term or
seventeen years each.
He states that, out of 9O1 per-
sons arrested for using the mails
for fraudulent purposes, $40 were
convicted and punished.
The Postmaster General let's it
be known that the law is swift and
sure in dealing with tamperers Of
United States mail.
The Washington times., 1925-12-08
BONFIRE ON VESSEL
STARVING CREWS S o s

BOSTON, Dec. &-Life on the
bounding deep furnished danger
and adventure for Captain William
G. Harmon and his crew of TWEEN.
ty-two men, who manned the
wooden steamship Algiers.
Sailing out OF Philadelphia for
New York, the Algiers was blown
by a hurricane wind far out to sea.
Knowing that their ship was sink
ing, the captain and crew built q
bonfire atop the forecastle. 1t was
the light from this blaze that at
tracted the captain Of the steam
ship Rassay.
The starved and half-frozen men
were rescued from the Algiers.
They were taken to Liverpool and
brought home aboard the liner
DOric. -
The Washington times., 1925-12-08
ART PROMOTERS LEAGUE
ARRANGES FOR BANQUET

The annual meeting and sub
scription banquet of the Art Pro-
moters' League will be held at the
Mayflower Hotel, Saturday night.
Mayflower Hotel, Saturday night
Among the speakers and guests
will be the minister of Latvia,
Frederick w. 3. Coleman; Nine.
Sega, Miss Janet Richards, Victor
de Kubinyi, Mrs. william James
Monro, Felix Mahony, Lieutenant
Commander Lewis p. Clephane.
Lee Somers, Miss Pauline Floyd
and Viktor Flambeau.
Miss Betty Bradford, president
of the club, will be toastmistress
Members of the Art and Archae-
ology League have been invited to
attend.
The Washington times., 1925-12-08
PoSTMASTERS SUBMIT
"SHOP EARLY" SLOGANS

The Postoffice Department here
Is receiving thousands of "Mall
Early-Shop Early" slogans and
verses from postmasters through
out the country. They are sub
mitted t. aid the campaign this
year and as suggestions for slide
flashes to be used in movie
theaterS.
First Assistant Postmaster Cen
eral John H. Bartlett is dizzy from
looking them all over and says he
is going to appoint committee TO
do the work; there are too many
, OF them.
One of the best slogans is: Shop
early mail early! for delivery be-
fore Xmas day, as the mail clerks
and carriers are to have a holiday"
The Washington times., 1925-12-08

Rayon-and- Wool and Wool Mixed Stockings
in the lot all the shades Toast, beige French
nude gray camel and black also heather shades in TAM
gray and black.
Sizes 8R to 10.
Some plain weave, others wide fiat weave and some
embroidered in the lot.
, 1925-06-20
NOTICE.

THE following properties adver-
! tised for sale for Taxes viz:
No: II G. Hospital Street, and
No: SO A.. East Street to, be sold on
June 18th and June 22nd respective
ly, will instead be sold on Wednes-
day June oath.
No: II G. Hospital Street at %
o'clock p. m, and No: 90 A. East
Street, from 3 to 4 o'clock p. m.
ALSO PROPERTY
No: 35 A. Hill Street advertised
for sale on June 24th, will be sold
on Wednesday July the first at 2
o'clock p. m.
Christiansted Sheriff uAice June
10Th 1925.
f. COULTER,
Sheriff.
, 1925-06-20
TELEGRA MS.
ST. CROIX STATION.

Paris. June 16th.-M. CaiIIauX indical-
ed 10 the Finance Committee OF the Cham
Der of Deputies today tina, he would re-
sign from the Cabinet, unless Parliament
votes the 1925 budget before the end OF
June and also passed legislation calling
for three billion francs additional taxa
ton. Parliament will moi be adjourned
until the " measures are dealt with, NJ.
CaillauX informed tire Committee.
Brussels June 16th.-N. Pouiet, leader
Of the CathoIic party, today finally ac-
, 1925-06-20
LOCAL

The S. s. Catherine is due at Frederick
sted on schedule time to-day, having Al
tons of cargo for this island. There
are a bout 70 bags mail for CnrlStiansted.
, 1925-06-20
Auction Notice.

by virtue Of an Order of the District
Court, dated June Is, A c., 1925,
and at request Of L1Wyer >. HAMILTON
JACKSON, administrator OF the E,tdre OF
AMOS RANDOLPH MCINTOSH, deceased,
and surviving widow, BLANCHE IClN-
TOSH, with the consent 81 AID LPH LANG,
guardian ad Item Tor The minor neIrs
herein, the following Real Estate viii
be offered for sale At Pubic Aucuou TO
be held in the undersigned Vendue Office
in chris iansted on
FRIDAY, JULY 3, 1925
AT O'CLOCK P. N.
House and Lot Nos. 1 and 2,
Hospital Street in Christian
Sted,
consisting Of one large and commO-
dious dwelling House of two stories
and cellar; and one tWo-story cot
tage, two large ~cisterns, we'll, and
large oven; also ample garden space.
The conditions and terms OF The sale
will be read at the time Of sale.
Christiansted's Vendue Office, June 10,
1925.
A. E. lAKEMANN.
VendUe- Director.
Fee Frs. 10
Say Ten Francs
Seward daily gateway., 1925-10-12
PUBLIC HEARING HARBOR REFUGE
 HlELDSATURDAY
MAJOR OLIVER CONDUCTS HEAR ING BEFORE LARGE ASSEM-
 BLY LOCAL CITIZENS.
Interesting Data Secured
Compiled Figures of Port Business Astonishes the Large
 Attendance.

The salient feature of the shelter harbor or refuge for small craft, which was held in public hearing in
 the Federal building Saturday even ing at S:45, by Major Lunsford B.
 Oliver, U. s. A., engineer officer of the Alaska Road Commission, was the large attendance of Seward business
 men present and who displayed such vital interest in the benefits which will be derived from such a project
 Anton Eide, local engineer in
 charge of the Alaska Road Commis- sion activities, who previously for
 many years was connected with the Army commission as superintendent
 in this district, greatly assisted in
 seeing that proper presentation of
 facts were given Major Oliver.
 Deputy of Customs J. L. Abrams, gave an interesting statement of facts, regarding the proposed local project, as also did G. c. Henderson, manager, and MT. Jensen, superin- tendent of the San Juan Fishing & Packing Go. The Standard Oil Co.,. was represented. by w. E. Edwin, To- cal manager, and E. Johnson, assist ant. w. J. Imlach, head of the Im- lach Packing Co.,, attended the hear ing and during his talk stated that if there was a harbor refuge con- structed at Seward, he would erect
 saltery here. Other speakers who presented an interesting array of facts and figures were Henry Tho
 day, E. E. Chamberlin, J. P Hannon
 and Mayor L. V. Ray.
 Major Oliver stated the hearing was held in persuant to the law, in which
 the obtaining facts and data and fig lures was his sole desire. He asked several of those present to forward fhim on the next southbound steam Fer, statements in the way of letters, so that Ms bftica will have a con plete record for submission to the War department at Washington.
 | Minutes of the meeting were talk en by Robert Hurley, Anchorage at