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The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05

A man tells us he isn't so fat now.
Says he used to back up to II door
to ring the bell.
Women may be slaves TO fashion.
But their burdens arc light.
There's lots of money In interior
decorating. You never see u good
dentist broke.
Socicty's easy to stay in if YOU
have enough money, otherwise you
can't look bored enough.
Love laughs ut iocksmiths and
russes bill collectors.
Every failure thinks lie could
come back If lie only had someone
willing tU put him on his feet.
: Take advantage Of your opportu-
mites. Ii you had started 100 years
ago you could be the worlds oldest
man now.
Many man who objects TO- his
wife's crying thinks she should en-
JOY his cussing.
Youth may be served, but it's hard
to get young chicken in a cafe.
Many flame is started By the
flicker Of an cyelid.
& Men will never be vomen's equals
until they know things are all right
even whcJf they look all wrChg.
Fat men don't stand the heat bet
ter than skinny people. but they
seem to sit it out about as well.
II would be easy to oc your broth
er's keeper if he would give you
anything to keep.
@ A good education enables you to
worry about things in all parts of
the world.
copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.)
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05
ON NHEALTH---
WATCH OUT FOR HEART TROUBLE

Coughs. rapid breathing and diff
cult breathing when one sleeps with
out a pillow are other symptoms
which have similar significance.
These conditions should be called
to the attention of the family physi
clan.
The heart is the most important
organ in the body. 1t works contin-
ually, pumping new blood through
the body and taking away the old,
washing out or flushing the systcm.
A good heart means better general
health and all causes which would
tend to wear down and destroy the
not altogether disposed of.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05

Organic heart disease is forctOld
readily by an important symptom
shortness of breath.
When one becomes a bit puffy"
climbing stairs it is time for him to
investigate the condition of his heart.
1t may be due to overweight, ner-
vousness, lack Of physical exercise,
pleurisy or one of several other con-
ditions.
This sign is often used as guide
to regulate the activities of a per-
son. as general rule one may say
that an effort which produces short
ness of breath is not good for dam
aged heart.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05
SANTA BARBARA
TO. BE BUILT IN
SPANISH STYLE
BY CHESTER H. ROW ELL
By CHESTER II. ROWELL

Albert p. Taylor, librarian of the
archives of Hawaii. writes to the
papers asking the kamaainas for in
formation whether the original To-
cation of the royal tombs on the pal
ace grounds was on the present site
of a hibiscus lei, or trifle Eva and
bit mauka of that spot. An old
photograph, he says. shows a wall
on the Waikiki and kawaiahao sides.
This is the English language, AS
spoken and written in Hawaii. No
body thinks of it as foreign.
After the luau on the lanai is pau,
the kamaaina host apologies for so
much pilikia. especially to mali
hinc. Noticing mystified look.
he adds, another apology for his
hapahaolc speech.
On Kamchameha day, the hale Il
ma ali lead the procession. And so
on.
This process, in .Hawaii. is doubt
less finished. With the diminishing
numbers and increasing Americaniza-
tion of the native Hawaiians, no
more Hawaiian words are likely to be
added to the language. Even some
now used may be dropped.
For instance, "humuhumunukunu-
kuawapaaa" is Il rather formidable
name for "A very small fish. -.
But if English once becomes the
universal language which seems
to he its destiny, what will happen to
it in other far countries? Will il
break up into new languages, az
Latin did into Italian, Spanish and
French?
Or, il modern fluidity Of travel
and education prevents that, will it
acquire a large vocabulary in each
country which is not used, or per-
haps even known, in the others?
Already this is beginning to hap
pen in the colloquial speech of Eng
land and America. and to Il smaller
extent in the written language. And
the orient and the antipodcs have
their own variations.
"Tiffin" means. luncheon and
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05
Automobiles

The first half Of 1925 has more automobiles
made and sold in the United States than ever before,
according to the latest figures.
AS an indication of general prosperity thai
isn't bad. And indication of the growing
amount OF enjoyment and plain, every day happi-
ness that the average citizen is able to grasp it j.;
even better.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05

huhdred ana here are some at five
cents pound. Pay your money and
take your choice"
But although Jugglc Jump and the
Twins looked at all the buttons in
the store, there were none like
Puff's. There were hard buttons and
soft buttons, and brass buttons and
glass buttons, silk buttons and cloth
buttons. round buttons and square
buttons, but none like Puff's.
"We'd better be going" said Jug
gle jump, SO pushing his button that
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05
Dairy Industry

Government figures show tlat the dairy indusry
is slowly on the increase both in the number Of
animals and the volume of production. In most
sections except the South farmers arc paying more
attention to the dairy herd. This is especially
notable in Wisconsin where it is reported that there
are $4,000 silos operating and that tho number is
being added to at the rate of 5000 a year
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05

"god0wn" means warehouse, all over
the orient, chile bush" means for
est or backwoods,. in Australasia.
In Apia it is perfectly Ineligible
English to lament the downfall of
friend who took to the lava-laya and
went faa Samoa. and in Shanghai
thing that is my pidgin is not your
business.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05
ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS
FAST

interestingly, around the world.
the English language is becoming
the accepted common speech.
Everywhere. unless in Europe, it
is assumed that an educated man Of
any race speaks English, and that
the ignorant or uncivilizcd, if they
have any contact with foreigners at
all, speak "pidgin' English.
French remains "a" language Of
diplomacy. but no longer "thc' Ian
guage. In everything else, English
is supplanting it.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05
IT CAUSED A TRAGEDY

Epping. England When milk
wagon overturned in a street here.
spilliAg so gallons OF milk, a man
rushed up to the driver and re-
peated that old proverb, "Don't cry
over split milk" A we'll timed
BLOW from the drivers fist sent him
to u hospital.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05
A THOUGHT

God is a spirit: and, they that
Worship Him must worship, Him In
spirit and In tru.h.-John 4:c4.
d Worship as though the deity were.
present. If n,y mind is not engaged
in my worship, it is as though wor.
shipped not.-Confucius.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05
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the local news OF spontaneous origin published here
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herein also reserved.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05

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The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05

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The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05
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The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05

Fat men don't stand the heat bet
ter than skinny people. but they
seem to sit it out about as well.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05

. Men will never be ,vomen's equals
until they know things are all right
even whcIS they look all wr1hg.
The Bismarck tribune., 1925-08-05

IL would be easy to 1c your broth
er's keeper if he would give you
anything to keep.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-01-29
RADIO FANS MAY
PICK ARTISTS
FOR REVUE
Two Request Numbers Will Be
Added to Cast of 80 Al
ready Selected

The listener-in is to have the
opportunity to select part of the
cast to be presented in the radio
revue, scheduled for production ut
the new Washington Auditorium
February 4, for the benefit OF the
Washington radio hospital fund.
The thirty artists who have AL
ready been selected for introduction
to a visible audience are to be
supplemented by two additional
broadcasters, chosen at the request
of the Washington listeners-in.
Names of the request performers
desired by the listeners should be
sent to the Radio Revue Head
quarters, 200 Colorado Building.
The two broadcasters receiving
the greatest number of requests will
be introduced in the revue cast and
will be presented during the revue
on Wednesday night.
The thirty artists already chosen
for the revue are Gretchen Hood,
Fred East, Maria Pedroli de
Rodriguez, Gertrude Kreiselmann,
Ruth Peter, Hazel Arth, Artie Fave
Guilford, Dorothy Wilson, J. f. s.
Kinsella, Everett Hardell, Louis
Thompson, Warren Terry, Bob
Lawrence, George ~ 1OiluOT, cIco
eric William Vile, William 1ard,
Leonard Hall, Harold Phillips.
Peggy Albion, the Capitol Male
Quartet and the Euterpean Mixed
Quartet. In addition to these per-
formers, the Marine, Navy and
Army bands and four leading Or
chestras will take part.
All of the artists will appeal in
the. revue Just as they appear in
the broadcasting studio and will
be announced by the four an
nouncers of the Capital. William
Pierson and Paul Gascoigne, OF
WCAP, and C. Feland Cannon ana
George F. Ross, of WRC.
Tickets for the revue go on sale
today at noon at the box office OF
the auditorium, at the downtown
branches of the. Peoples Drug
stores and at the Fourteenth and
Columbia road and the Eighteenth
and Columbia road Peoples Drug
Stores.
All seats are reserved.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-01-29
ARE BEST
EVER SHOWN,
SAYS JOSE
Auto Show Director Asserts
Public Finds New Lines
Most Satisfying

Cars that come more closely than
ever before to satisfying the needs
and comfort of the motoring public
are shown this week at Convention
Hall. the fifth annual automobile
display of the Washington Automo-
tivesT Trade Association, according to
Rudolph Jose, director OF the show.
The many innovations and improve
ments that are characteristic Of the
1925 models are not merely attempts
to fascinate the prospective pur-
chaser, it was explained, but the
results of long study and expert
mentation by expert automotive
engineers to perfect, as far as pos
sible, motor transportation
MANY VISITORS" Mr.. Jose said
last night, ARE seeing in the show
an unusual opportunity to famil-
iarize themselves with the attrac-
tive features of the various makes
which will enable them to select
more nationally the type OF car
best suited to their needs and
means. / have observed numerous
cases of 'repeaters," persons who
have visited the show more than
once. To absorb all the fine points
of the exhibits on one visit is al
most impossible"
Box office receipts thus far this
year, according ito officials Of the
show. indicate that a larger per-
centage Of the attendance than ever
before is interested in the purchase
of 1925 cars.
The show will close Saturday
night when many of the factory ex-
hibits on display here will be moved
to Richmond. The dealers in that
city will conduct their annual show
next week
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-01-29
HEIRS ARE SOUGHT
FOR $4,000 ESTATE

VINELAND, n. j.. Jan. o.
Authorities are puzzled over the
estate of $50 900 left by Mrs. J.
l.. Bullock and her. daughter, who
were found asphyxiated in their
bungalow on Brewster road. It
transpires they sold their home
ten days ago to Mrs. EIeanore Nor.
ton, of Camden, who was to have
possession in sixty days. The Bull
locks made arrangements to go to
California.
Chief of Police Hudson has found
documents to suggest that the Bull
lock estate Is at least worth $40, 900.
One bank book shows a balance in
a Nineland bank of SIT 900. The
authorities have telegraphed to diff
ferent States and towns that the
Bullocks were thought to have
come from. but so far have been
unable to locate any one who pre-
viously knew them. The Bullocks
during the two years they lived
in Vineland did not make half O.
dozen friends
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-01-29
BOY TRAPPED BY ROCK
HELD 2 HOURS IN STORM

NEW YORK. Jan. 19.-Trapped.
his foot caught between two bould.
ers, as he was crossing q vacant
lot while on his way to school,
William Johnson. eight, was held
prisoner for two hours in the sleet
and snow while two small com.
panions strove vainly to release
him.
The boys plight was discovered
by E. B. Loughlin. who went to
the aid of the shivering youngster.
Unable to move the big stones. he
called a policeman and ambulance
from Columbus Hospital and the
fire department. The boys shoe
was united and his foot, badly
bruised, was freed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-01-29
Women's Fur-Trimmed Coats
SIS We're .s sils So ''a'

(2O) Coats at this remarkably low price Handsome
garments, smarty styled in wraparound and slenderz
ing effects with big warm fur collar and rcn fur c1fs
many of them with deep fur bands at the bottom.
Each coat is lined and interned The colors those
most in fashioncralberry, brown penny. rust,
and black Sizes So to A. @e~fs.t 80
Furs include Gray Squirrel Mink Fox, Sable Squirrel
(dyed) and Beaver
Womens Coat Section, Third floor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-01-29
Smart Ensemble Suits, $95
Were marked $112.5O and $125

80 Ensemble Suits at lowered price indeed
exceedingly worth while purchase Besides being
complete and distinctive costume the dress and the
coat may both be used separately if desired.
The Dresses to these suits of suede and faile
silk, very lovely combination. and all of them suit
able for afternoon and semi-formal Coats of
suede cloth. Beautiful fur trimmings in krimmer,
squirrel fox and sable dyed squirrel.
Black, brown, navy and cranberry
Sizes So, 38 and 40
Women's Suit Section, Third floor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-01-29
Month-End Clearance Ready-to-Wear
Brings Many Drastic Price Reductions
WOmen's BlOuses Reduced
MOnth-Er1d Clearance
Description

II Wool Challis and Is Pom
gee Tailored Blouses; club,
Peter Pan and v neck lines;
long sleeves. turn-back cuffs.
The wool blouses have white,
black, tan and gray back
ground. Stripes and checks.
Overblouses and TUNES, in
crepe de chine, satin and
jersey; beaded and embroid-
cred; black, navy, brown
Overblouses, in crepe de
chine, wash silk, printed
crepe and velvet; black,
brown, tan. navy and white
with contrasting stripes; v,
Peter Pan and round collar
less necklines.
Blouse Section, Third floor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-01-29
People Must Have
Joint-Ease Says
Druggist

You can't stop people from buy
ing Joint Ease for sore throat and
cold in chest writes one of our
druggist friends. They say it's
the best ever
We know that, of course, but
please remember that Joint-Ease is
for stiff. swollen, painful joints.
whether rheumatic or not, and its
tremendous sale for that purpose
proves that il is the one joint
remedy that gets the most salts.
fVin2 results
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1925-01-29

A tube costs go cents at PeopIes
Drug Stores and druggists every
where. Just rub it on and in a
few seconds il disappears through
skin and flesh right down to the
ligaments and tendons Of the joints
then relief follows instantly
Always remember. when Joint
Ease gets in joint agony gets on:
Seward daily gateway., 1925-05-01
YOUTHFUL SPEAKERS
 TO CONTEST MAY 8
 FOR COVETED PRIZES

NEW YORK, Apr. 30.-Several thousand high school contestants throughout the United States are now engaged in elimination trials for the second annual National Oratori- cal Contest Ito increase interest in and respect for the Constitution" which is held under the auspices of representative national newspapers.
 The field of youthful speakers will be further sifted down through suc- cessive district and state contests to produce a fnalist for each of seven major zones. The honor seven will measure Reclamation strides at Wash ington May 8 for prize awards of $500 to s2,000 and for enviable dis tinction in the school world
 The contest supplements a nation wide movement to foster better ap- preciation of the true meaning of the charter document of American democracy. This has been under way for 15 years among womens clubs, American school teachers and civic societies such as the National Security League.
 Primarily, the contest was launch ed to fire the youthful mind with a desire to learn the principles of Am erican government. Actually, it's SUD- porters say, it has succeeded, and has gone this success one better. It has helped produce to a gratifying degree a similar effect upon the adult mind in varied.
 Miss Etta V. Leighton, civic secre- tary of the National Security League, pioneer in the work, measures the first success by the fuller cross sec tion of the student body to be seen represented in this years contest. Last year, she said, the entrants were largely the stars" who pre- sumably would be helped the least. This year the entry list carries both stars" and plodders, the latter being the ones who will be helped more, according to Miss Leighton, who re- ported a particularly heavy quota from rural and backwoods districts.
 The National Security League has received a flood of inquiries on the Constitution from the country at large which definitely dated from last years competition, Miss Leigh ton said. Conductors and brakemen, grocers and heads of concerns, trade unionists and doctors, all had ap- pealed for light along the conspicu- ous path the oratorical contest had opened
Seward daily gateway., 1925-05-01
SIGNAL CORPS RADIO NET
 COVERS ENTIRE COUNTRY

WASHINGTON, D. C., Apr. 30.- President Coolidge's economy prog ram has found an active ally in ra- dio which, army signal corps off, cers say, saves the government about $100,000 annually in communication charges.
 The army handles the message bus mess of many of the departments in. land, just as the navy takes care of government coastwise and off-shore traffic, and the signal corps has built up what its officers term "the most complete and perfected radio network in the world.
 r The message center of the war de- partment, located in the Munitions Building, Is the nerve focus of the radio system. Twelve stations link the various corps area headquarters with Washington, and within each of the corps units there are radio stations for inter-area work, compris- ing 60 stations in all There are 21 Alaskan stations, and IT distributed thru the insular possessions and Pan- anna. Army transports also are equipped with radio.
 The signal corps is using this gov ernment business to train it's per- sonnel, the equipment and traffic be- ing controlled from Washington. At Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, and Salt Lake, are installed ten-kilOwatt tube transmitters to relay transcontinen- tai messages. From Washington to New York and also to Baltimore. the corps maintains leased telegraph wires, but the rest of the system is an all-radio one. Installation and operation are done entirely by sig. nal corps personnel.
 In conjunction with it's radio sys- tenn, the signal corps maintains weather-forecasting service for army airplanes.
 Captain E. F. French is in charge of the radio net, under Colonel N. F. Mcclure, signal corps office in charge of communication facilities.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-05-01
DOWNING STREET WAS
 EXPENSIVE RESIDENCE
 DECLARES J. R. CLYNES

LEEDS, Eng, Apr. 30.-J. R. Clynes, who was the first labor min. ister to reside at No. II Downing Street, would not care to undergo the experience again. While rent is free in these quarters, next door to the residence of the premier, life there is altogether too expensive, MT. Clynes wrote recently in the York shire Evening News in an article on member of the Ramsay Macdonald government Mr. Clynes, now mem Der of, parliament, points out that most of the political leaders before him at No. II were doubtless men of ample private means.
 There is an impression that the political tenant moves into Downing Street to the enjoyment of free house run at public expense" says Mir. Clynes. Tt is true that rent is not paid by the occupant, but he pays for nearly everything else. At No. II the state pays the wages of a messenger and that is about all the relief which the occupant receives. The whole of the staff to run the house Casually about nine in num- ber) are said, fed and supported by the occupant. On occasions of hos pitality and entertainment, had to pay all the costs and expenses of ex- tra staffs, even to the fees for at tendants in the cloak rooms-tne cloak room usually being one of the office rooms transformed for the pur- pose.
 T was sometimes asked, when us- ing the telephone, whether the call was official, and periodically I re- ceived demand noted for payments
Seward daily gateway., 1925-05-01

amounting to several pounds sterl- ing for telephone calls deemed of a personal or private character.
 Occasionally command came for a journey to Buckingham Palace or to some place of distinction, where officially I was required as minis ter to meet other representatives or public men. At times I would be told that in addition to the chauffeur, second man as porter or footman was the custom, and a bill was sent to me for the payment of few pounds for such occasions"
 MT. Clynes believes that $25,000 a year is not enough for ministers whose duties require them to live in Downing Street unless they have substantial private means.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-05-01

Statiscian announces about 40,- 000,000 loaves of bakers bread were sold last year. This explains why women of today have time to sit around a barber shop waiting to hear next" time to go to bridge parties and the movies, and time to put on their complicated com pleXions.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-05-01

T can't see why the life insurance company turned you down. You are in the best of health, aren't your"
 "Oh, yes, but they heard my wife was an expert with gun.'
Seward daily gateway., 1925-05-01

American Legion Auxiliary May Day Dance, Friday, May 1, 1925. Admis- sion soc each, I. o. o. F. Hal St.
Seward daily gateway., 1925-05-01
The Ananfas Club.

My wife is letting her bobbed hair grow in again, but l never hear her complaining about it being hard to fix" he said
Seward daily gateway., 1925-05-01

If you don't get your paper before six o'clock please phone us and one will be sent by special messenger.
New Britain herald., 1925-09-25

suit Of Rebecca Kennedy against Schneider & Naughton. Hungerford 6 SaXe represented the plaintiff,
 Fair Fri. and Sat nights, St, An drew's church.-adVt.
 The suit of Harry Connolly against Arthur Jameson has been withdrawn from the city court docket.
 Half price Victrola sale at Morans --adyt.
 Samuel Applebaum has sued Jo- seph Deyollo for s75 damages, the writ being issued by Hungerford & SaXe.
 Home cooked lunches. Crowell's. -adVt,
 Hats of distinction at French Hat Shop. S7 West Main street. Profess sional Building -advt.
 Fred O. Racklffe and family are spending the weekend at the app, |. farm of Ben Buxton. president of the Rotary club at Rutland, Vt. Nictrolas and Pianos, at Morans'- advt,