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New Britain herald., 1925-07-23
MAPLE HILL NEWS

Harold Skinner of Thompson street has left for a four weeks va cation in Maine. He went with MT. and Mrs. N, M. Dow and their son, Norman of John street New Britain.
 Miss Mary Mansheld of Golf street Is recuperating after her re- cent illness at the home of her friends, pr, and Mrs Cobb Of Canaan, Conn.
 Miss Louis Bartlett Of Syracuse, W. T. Is the guest of Miss Louis Harding of Robbins avenue.
 Graham Spring of Thompson street Is suffering from an infected hand, He will be unable to work for week,
 The Maple Hill electric pump has been repaired so that the wa ter pressure Is much improved
 The Newington Congregational Sunday school had itL picnic at Compounce last Saturday. Many of the Maple Hill children went along.
 Mir, and Mrs. Mason Perly were the house guests Of Mir. and Mrs. Clifton McKenna of Gulf street for a few days. Both families left by
New Britain herald., 1925-07-23
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New Britain herald., 1925-07-23
Closing time for insertion in same days paper
 1 P. NJ.

ANNOUNCEMENTS l-BURIAL LOTS, MoNuMENTe 2-DEATH NOTICES 3-FLORIsTS
 4-FUNERAL DIRECTORS 5-LOST AND FOUND e-PERSONALS
 7--STORE ANNOUNCEMENT
 AUTOMOBILES s-AUTO AND TRUCK AGENCIES s--AUTOS AND TRUCKS FOR SALE l0-AUTOMOBILES FOR EXCHANGE u-AUTO PARTS AND ACCESSORIES l2-AUTOMOBILES WANTED l3-AUTOs-TAXl SERVICE l4-GARAGES TO LET l5-MOTORCYCLEs AND BICYCLES ls-MOTORCY'LS-BICYC-LS WANTED l7-SERVIcE STATIONS REPAIRING
 BUSINESS SERVICE l3--BARBEkS HAIRUS, MASSEuSB REBUILDING AND CONTRACT 20-BUSlNEss SERVICE RENDERED 2l-DENTISTs 22-DREssMAKlNG & MILLINERY 23-DYElNG & CLEANING 24-INSuRANCE-ALL KINDS 2s-LAWYERs-PATEN ATTORNEYS MoplNJ. lFJChlNJ, bASSASb 27-PAINTING, PAPER HANGING .S-PLUMBING. HEATG, METAL wK EXPRESSING AND TAILORING 30-PRTNTG, JOBBG. STATIONERY 5l-PROFESSlONA SERVICES s2-REPAIRING & PIANO TUNING 53-WANTED TO RENDER SERVICES
 EDUCATIONAL 34-coRREsPONDENCE COURSES I5-DANCING TEACHERS s6-INSTRUMENTAL AND VOCAL 37--LOCAL & PRIV. INSTRUCTORS 6S-WANTED-1NsTRUCTORs
 EMPLOYMENT 39-EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES WANTED 41-HELP-MEN WANTED WANTED 43-HELP-MEN OR WOMEN WANTED-MEn RESERVATIONS wANTED-WoMEE
 FINANCIAL. 4s-BUsINEss OPPORTUNITIE E-INVEsTMENTs. STOCKS. BONDS 4s-MONEY LOANED 4s-WANTED-TO BORROW
 LIVE STOCK 6o--CATTLE AND SWINE 51-DoGs. CATS, PETS 52-EGGS. POULTRY SUPPLIES 53-HORsEs. VEHICLES 4-WANTED-LIVE STOCK
 MERCHANDISE 55-ARTICLES FOR SALE 56-BUILDING MATERIALS s7-BUSINESs & OFFICE EQUIP 53-FARM AND DAIRY PRODUCTS 59-FEED AND FUEL 60-FERTlLIzERS, SEEDS. PLANTs 61-FOOTWEAR AND CLOTHING 62-GOOD THINGS TIC EAT 63-HOUSEHOLD ARTICLES 64-MACHINERY. ELEC. & TOOLS 65-MERCHANDISB AT THE STORES 6G-MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 6i B-RADIO 67-WATCHEs. UIAMONDS, JEWELRJ 62-W -WANTED-ARTlCLES TO BUY
 REAL ESTATE FOR RENT 69-APARTMENTs & TENEMENTs PLACES FOR RENT 7i-DEsK ROOM AND OFFICES 72-FARMS FOR RENT 73-HOUSEs FOR RENT 74-SUBURBAN FOR RENT 75-VACATION PLACES FOR RENT 76-WAREHOUsES & STORAGE T-WANTED-TO RENT
 REAL ESTATE FOR SALE -AGENTs-REAL ESTATE 7o-AUCTIONEERS 80-BLDG. & BUSINESS PROP S1-BUILDING LOTS FOR SALE 82-FARMS FOR SALE S3-HoUsEs FOR SALE S4-SHORB PLACES FOR SALE s5-SUBURBAN FOR SALE s6-REAL ESTATE FOR EXCHANGE SERIAL ESTATE-WANTED
 ROOMS, BOARD AND HOTELS SS-HOTELs s9-ROOMs FOR RENT BEDROOMS AND BOARD 91-ROOMS FOR HOUSEKEEPING s3-WANTED-BOARD OR LODGING s3-WHERE TO DINE
New Britain herald., 1925-07-23

The oldest tree in France is at Rouen and is said 10 be 148 years old
New Britain herald., 1925-07-23

.EEAD THE HERALD CLASSIFIED
 ADS FOR RESULTS ..r.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-23

The Main Worry Teacher-What gives your mother l the most trouble in her housekesp- ing?
 Jimmy-Fathsr.-Answers.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-23

tORD ROADSTER--in good running shape. Price s7S. c. A Bence 6l Main St. Phone 22I5.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-23
MIDSUMMER CLEARANCE SALE

IazS Hudscr coach. 1az. Hudson, s pass sedan. . 1924 Hupmobile, pass. coYre. 1924 Hudson speedster. 1ez3 studebaksr coupe. 1923 Ford coupe. 1923 Buick roadster. 1923 Hudson speedstsr. 1912 Chevrolet touring. 1921 Hudson coupe, rass 1924 Chevrolet sport touring. AND MANY OTHERS
 FROM sloo UP
 HE ucNEyMAN AUTO SALES co,
 1ss ARCH ST.
 TEL. :s4;.
New Britain herald., 1925-07-23
Autos and Trucks for Sale

FORD TUDOR sEDAN-fuli startln. and lighting equipment. Splendid condition. Good tires, dem. rims. $la5. Whitmore Paige-Jewett Co.,, 31s East Main St. cor. Elm
New Britain herald., 1925-07-23

FORD, ls2l-touring car, sT5 cash, { practically new tires, spares Very serviceabde. Phone 1919 eyeninzs
New Britain herald., 1925-07-23

HUPMOBILE-roa dster in Al ccrdition, 4 real good buy. Call 251-5 after 3,
New Britain herald., 1925-07-23

FORD COUPE-rractically new, for sale, price reasonable. Apply Avery. g John
, 1925-04-08
NOTICE

THE Ordinary Meeting of the Co.
! lonial Council fixed for Monday
the 18th inst, is. by request Of Gov
eminent postponed to Monday
ApFiE 20, 1925, atone O'Clock p. m.
ROBT. L MERWIN,
Chairman.
, 1925-04-08
This never-faiIing treatment quickly
removes all stiffness and {

Givelamo, a~chingmu5cles prompt
treatment with Sloan's.
App lightly. You don't have
to bother to rub it on. The lini-
~ent itself does the job for you.
Its -in"'iating Ingredients send
freshly Aihed blood tingling
thrOughou, the aching parts, re-
, 1925-04-08

pairing the tissues hakCarebroken
down by over-exercI.-washing
away the poisons Generated by
over-fatigue.
Tense muscles relax. The ach-
ing stops. Soon you feel timber
and supple as ever. Get a bottle
today
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
Significant Facts

Failure OF cooperative packing plants in North
Dakota and Minnesota was brought wildly to mind
this week by the appointment OF a manager for
the Armour plant at Fargo and the purchase By
the Cudahy interests at receivers sale OF The
Minnesota Farmers pant at Newport, Mimi Both
plants were promoted with the money Of farmers who
felt that there was field for such cooperativ"
venture. Both plants faile" and will return moth
ing to the original investors
In highly specialized and competitive field
slch the packing and meat industry the margin
OF profit is small on great volume OF business. 1t
is true that few cooperative packing plants are
successful in small administering to strictly
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
Editorial Comment
All TO Get Your Money
Detroit News)

detroit NewS)
Mr.. Dempsey. home from a pleasant and profit
able sojourn abroad, agrees to fight Harry Wills,
provided he is not obligated to take the Chelsea
dock walloper until some time around Labor day,
1926.
The reason suggested by Mr.. Dempsey for this
delay is that il will take him a year to prepare for
the setto However. Mr. Richard, who will handle
the fight, is redst and not overgiven to subtle
explanations, and Mr.. Richard says the fight will
be held off for other reason than to build up in:
public mus, be prepared to buy the fight: the saos
resistance if any must first be broken down. Tie
figures this will take year.
TO that end Mr.. Dempsey will meet boxer OF
Mr.. Richards selection in the fall. This should
keep his name in print for several months: follow
ing which there must be constant stream of pub
licity dealing with Mr.. Dempsey's showing in that
fight and expert discussion of of improve
mcnt Or decadence in the champion. There mus,
be another flow OF hot information concerning tie
contender. The public must be keyed up with the
idea that here after all is the battle OF the century
This OF course, is nothing to the sophist~
Gated witness to the building up process preceding
other fights. Our reason for citing it here is IT,
remark its strange similarity to the process bv
which sentiment for is sometimes created, by
which the idea Of it's inevitaby is sold to peace
full people, and by which the prospect OF vicarious
thrills intlames mild gentlemen who have never had
a boxing gloves their hands been within 3.
600 miles of battle. There is similarity.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
Earn II First

Young Robert NJ La Toilette may be able to ride
into office upon his fathers name and fame. TheO-
dore Roosevelt, Jr., tried it, though, and failed in
a year of great republican victory. Voters some
times insist that asprants for high political honors
do something to preferment.
The son OF La Toilette has done nothing OF an
outstanding nature in public life. He spoke re-
Gently in Bismarck and gave very good imitation
of soap box oratory Trying to annex his daddy's
STUFF was the general impression of the boy orator
who filled in for his father during the recent cam
paign.
The late Bob La Toilette won his spurs in every
sense of the word From county attorney up,
step by step, he climbed the hard path to political
nreferment 1t may be possible in these days OF
the freakish primary that young Bob make in
one jump what cost his father so many heartaches
and many years Of arduOus toll.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
Honor System
Cuts Down Police
Work Of Teacher
BY CHESTER II. ROWEI.L

Several universities have been in
Producing 81 nor systems" by which
the best students are made wholly
or partly exempt from teaching.
They need not attend classes.
1t is good scheme. But do it's
sponsors realize its implications?
If the appropriate reward for the
best students is to exempt them
from teaching, then teaching is an
evil, to be escaped, and learning is
better pursued without teaching.
Which, in fact. as things go. is
actually the case. Two-thirds Of the
work of the teacher consists, not in
imparting knowledge, but in detect
ing and penalizing the culprits who
have sneaked the required task.
1t is a policeman's, not an instruc-
tors job. 1t is based on the theory
of total depravity.
The student regards knowledge as
an evil, to which he can be driven
only by the fear of a greater evil.
The teacher is the custodian of
the penalties which constitute the
greater evil--the worst is the threa,
of imposing still more knowledge, by
extra work"-and his task is to in.
timidate students by the threat OF
these penalties, to catch those who
have escaped, and punish them.
If this is what teaching is, nat.
urally tie best students should be
rewarded by exempting them from
it.
But if teaching is the imparting OF
knowledge-why should those who
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01

New ork.-Overheard in a Broad.
way movie theatre. Two girls sit
ting in the back row in earnest con.
fab about "heavy sugar papas' and
paying little attention to the picture
The FIRST One: "What is he, but
ter-ang-egg?"
The Second One: "No, flour-and
feed"
The First One: Mines hay-and.
grain
Everything in this life depends or
the point Of. view, on the angle OF
sight. am reminded of that by .
bit of conversation by two girls in
"the biggest theatre in the world
Said one to the other, Just tc
think, this theatre is owned by Jews
and they let these dirty gentiles
in"
Strolling along lower Broadway
see by the signs that "bonified
sale" Of leather goods is being held
at Thirty-second street, and that NJ
Coffin is in the cotton goods bust
ness at Broome street.
Union Square at twilight. The
great jagged, saw-tooth skyline tc
the north, with the Metropolitan
tower in solitary splendor. Old.
fashioned buildings all about. And
old-fashioned people Middle age
and senility among lhe women or
the benches. Not a young girl in
sight. Two old men sitting ASLEEP
on bench, the head of each serving
as a prop for the other. A crowd
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
Destroying Our Pet Snakes
(New York Worl1)

Can the government never do anything consruc
tive? 1t costs millions, yet all it does is make
nuisance OF itself. For example, there is the de-
partment of agriculture. 1t is out with statement
that hoop snakes singer snakes and glass snakes
exist only in fable.
What is this information? None at all We
had grown to love these snakes. They made good
bedtime stories and yielded hot debates, with warm
words and side bets. Now we have got to give them
up.
The department has been guilty of needless de-
struction; it has destroyed good myths without good
cause 1t was not though We had to be warned
If these snakes existed only in fable, where the
danger?
Indeed. one wonders whether the department has
exceeded its powers and issued statement that
is unconstitutional. 1t is hired to get out state
ments about live snakes, and there is nothing in the
statutes that gives it power to say anything about
imaginary snakes.
The next thing know it will get out state
ment denying pink elephants. If it ever does that
there happen to be number of gentlemen Of in
dubitabe veracity who have seen such elephants and
who no doubt will come forward to testify in order
that this meddling of government in nongoyern-
mental affairs can be stopped.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
Did He Die In Vain?

Did Martin Tabert die in a Florida prison camp
in vain?
Higgnbotham went free-but has Florida been
sufficiently aroused that the type no longer
flourish?
The Tampa Tribune. in recent editorial
swers both these questions in the affirmative.
AS the tragedy OF that North Dakota boys death
was forgotten, public opinion cost its interest and
Higgnbotham walked out of court free man. but
the publicity which Tabert's death caused cleaned
up the prison camp and put fear into the hearts OF
the DULLES who WELD the whip in the lumber camps
of that state
North Dakota hopes the Tampa Tribune is cor
rect in its assertion that 'the case taught Florida
a lesson it will never forget"
The acquittaQ Of Higginbotham is merely another
instance where delays of the law contribute to the
miscarriage of justice. Witnesses scatter, the
facts are forgotten, and the whole case becomes
weakened in the flight of time
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

Dear mel" laughed Nancy. "What
fussy place this is! Nothing stays
still for q minute. Even the cows
and chickens are doing a jig"
II told you So" said Juggle Jump.
81 feel sort Of queer feeling coming
over me, too. There! l knew it!'
And in another second Juggle jump
was doing a regular fishers horn
pipe in the road. And before they
knew what they were about, the
Twins, too, were dancing about as
though the Pied Piper Of Hamlin had
started to play one Of his magic
tunes.
81 can't stop!" shouted Nick.
Neither can H." cried Nancy.
"Be patient! III stop YOU" said
Juggle Jump feeling for the buttons
on his coat.
At last he found the button mark
ed "perfectly still" and gave it a
push. Instantly his feet stopped
jigging and he stood as still as Il
stone.
"Now grab for my hands as YOU
go past" he said to the Twins.
This they did and the minute they
touched him their feet became quiet
again.
"Now don't let Co." said Juggle
Jump, land you'll be all right. Wen
go toward Tumble Town now and see
if we can find any trace of the
cooks button"
OFF they went toward Tumble
Town past dancing pigs and waltz
ing ducks and juggling animals Of all
kinds. Nothing in Movie Land could
keep STILL
Indeed. three people walking along
the road quietly were such a curl
osty that even the cows stared, and
folk came hopping to their windows
to see.
At last they reached Tumble Town.
1t was easy to see where it got its
name, for everything from the town
clock to the monument in the park
was acting as though an earthquake
had struck them.
The sidewalks moved. the houses
moved, everything move!.
"Come," said Juggle Jump. "We'll
/ go into this store and INQUIRE the
way to the Royal Palace. The king
NAV know something about Fuff's
button"
But when they started in the store
gave jump and they found them
] selves in a dentists office instead.
"Ouch! You pulled the WRONG
tooth!" cried the man in the dentists
chair.
"My mistake!" apologized the den
tist dancing around the room. "I'l
!. get it next time. shall try the
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
LETTER FROM SALLY ATHERTON
TO LESLIE PRESCOTT
Cn\TIN1'En

OF course. Leslie. in answer to the
question, whether she would ever
love her baby. | told Dick that Bee
would surely come to herself and
love the BABY very soon. At that
moment, fortunately, the physician
arrived for whom they had sent, and
we both told him that we were sure
that Bee was not in her right mind
He looked at US as though ne was
sure that we had gone suddenly in
sane, but rather than discuss the
matter with us, he said.
III go in and see her Immediately
and III tell you what think afte,
I've been in there
He came out at the end of about
fifteen minutes and said: My dear
Mr. Summers, your wife is perfectly
sane She is suffering from the re-
action that many young women have
after the birth of their firsts child
The event makes a great change in
any woman's life, you know, but
have examined her very carefully
and find that physically she is not
losin" at all"
DO not worry. she will be all
right"
could see that Dick was not con-
WINGED, and neither was |, but We
had to pretend to the doctor that We
were satisfied.
Poor old Dick. Now that it is a.,
over and he hasn't yet fully realized
what has happened. he's all at sea
He cannot understand what m.lic
Bee feel as she did. and he keeps
saying to me. "Do you think that
was to blame in any way?
II tried to do everything that
could, Sally, but it's a terrible thing
to marry and live with woman
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
Plea Made by German
Woman Leader for
Oldtimc Family Life

Cologne, Germany, August--F)-
A crusade against the insults to
true wOmanhood that are offered by
the public life Of today through
modern literature, the movies and
theatres" was proposed by Frau Won
Tilling during the German women's
week. held in conjunction with the
millennial celebration Of the Rhine
land. She pleaded for resumption
Of the oldtime family life.
Fostering of more intellectual
life for young women, healthier
physical training as safeguard
against the demoralizing influence
of the present day, were advocated
by Frau Won Tilling. A conscientious
devotion to household work also, she
thought, would improve the moral
poise of women.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
The Circus and Youth

(Appeton Post CrescenD
There is banker who visits the circus every
time it comes to town.
And ne seems to get as much of thrill out Of it.
the youngster OF TO-
Some folk might say that this mans bank would
not be best to do business with, that the banker is
too "fighy." But it's this mans ability to get a
thrill out of circus that has raised him to his
present position.
For circuses really appeal to the imagination only.
There is nothing rema rkable about them except
what's in the mind of the spectator
And this bankers imagination has always been
young. This imagination has discovered stepping
stones to success that older brains would not have
visoned.
There too many people who declare the ci-
cuses aren't good when they were young. Fact
is, circuses are better. Their imagination only is
not so good.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
ON HEALTH-
GO SLOW ON HEADACHE DOPE

Use of dangerous drugs, described
as headache remedies, destroys the
nervous system. thereby causing or
game LESSONS ands death.
Too few realize that patent mcdi-
cines may relieve a headache at the
expense Of some other part OF the
human system.
Direct or indirect causes of head
ache are: bad air. fatigue, eye strain,
indigestion, constipation, hunger,
nasal growths and mouth breathing,
hasty eating, lack of sleep and the
like.
The causes themselves suggest
will remove or remedy a headache
caused by indigestion or constipation.
Fruits and vegetables, prunes, bran
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
=: The TQnQle ::

some years as did with Bee in per-
feet companionship, to think that
you know her very soul. and then
wake up some morning and find that
you do not know her at all. that her
whole attitude in regard to you is
that of stranger. that you have
never known her thoughts or the
secret places of her soul.
Sally, is it !. or was it Bee?
was satisfied with her. or the ideal
that thought was she, and now
am pretty sure that she never was
satisfied with me. that she knew me
much better than I knew her, and
that she grew tired not only of me
but Of the life we were living as we'll
What was the reason, Sally?"
Poor Dick! He doesn't know what
it's all about, and he probably never
will know And Pm not sure that
know, either, Leslie dear. 1t will
take ne Il long while to work it out
and | don't think Pm going to try
for want to remember the Bee tina,
] knew and not the Bee that ! talked
to in those last few days.
Things went on for day or two
in the same fashion as I have written
you. Whenever the doctor was there
Bee acted very normal, but whelN
ever Dick or | was in the room she
would begin again to try and tell US
what we should do after she was
dead, and when we eXpostulated she
would say:
don't feel bad. ! think | am
really happy to go. In fact, / think
everything is dead within me keep,
the mere physical part of me-
Finally, however, the doctor began
to get worried. and he called another
man in consultation. but neither OF
them could fathom just what was
the matter
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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01
The Bones Remain
(Lansing State JournaD


"W,here do we go from here?' or What q, we
hire off next?" must ever be haunting consdera-
ton of the Snowman. Theatrical news from New
York is that the most anatomical show yet received
from Paris has just arrived and is nightly drawing
packed houses of ''buyers" from the Middle West
But bare cuticle pals the faded sight. What
Is bare skin when there liver and lungs and pan
creas and gall ducts n everything yet unrevealed:
After X-ray has shown the ':broilcrs'" 5ones
there is the marrow, but after the marrow--what!
Must the chorus be clothed and the start towarA
denudation made all over again? few years hence
fashion may be smulating fully Clothed chorus
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1925-08-01

Wish the doctor would tell us we
,, couldn't eat anything except fried
chicken.
What's become of the girl who adj
mitted she couldn't hug because she
hadn't practiced much?
Not long ago girl was more
proud of her cooking ability than Of
her necking ability.
Men are funny people. A man
will chase a girl until she catches
him.
Lots of loving now and then has
caused the shooting of some men.
When kissing girl in an auto ar
range matters so she is looking one
way and you the other.
Some people worry because they
worry too much.
Gossips keep a lot Of people from
doing lot of things.
The female of the species stands
| between people and the light more
often than the male.
Some people feel at home every
where except when they are at home.
The hardest thing about living to
a ripe old age is making your credit
last.
Doing nothing hurts most just aft
err you finish it.
Being rugged character is hard
because it is noticed SO seldom.
The honeymoon is over when he
had rather keep his trousers creased
than have her in his lap.
Every man has regular line of
funny things which he says to his
wife before company.
Bodied hair causes more CONVEX
sation than cooking recipes.
Married men are the happiest be-
case the troubles at home take their
minds off the office troubles.
Lots of people drive as if they
were going for the doctor. AND
some who don't know it really are.
| Ninety in the shade may not be
as warm as couple in the auto.
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