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New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
FactsandFancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

The wet has ono advantage over the dry. He needn't drink alone.
 Home, to a woman, is any place where there's shoulder she can cry on.
 Alas. Even tho establishment of equality cant keep us from envying our supcriors.
 Perhaps the thing that made old fashioned dances respectable was the frame of mind,
 Men may he practical creatures, but you seldom hear of one marry ing to get home,
 If criminals have "sick minds" and the good are ''morons," what In thunder is normal?
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
Von Hindenburg Will
 Visit Gen. Ludenborff

Berlin. Aug, 27 Rl-President Von Hindenhurg, who is spending q holi- day in Bavaria, intends this week to visit General Ludendorlf, who hs has not seen for long time. The meeting Is expected to take place at 1udehdorff's villa In Munich.
 Other old war colleagues may hs present at the interview between the president and the republics bitter enemy. It Is reported that the prcsi- dent will offer his services 10 heal the breach between Ludendorff and Prince Rupprecht, thus raising the social boycott of Ludendorff by the Bavarian officers.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
PAINTING THE TOWN WITH COLORED CARS

Who will now say that we are not getting 10 be q more "colorful" nation? The claim of iconoclastic critics to the contrary notwithstand- ing, we are going in for moro color, even in that standard of terrestrial locomotion, the automobile.
 Time was when virtually all au- tomohiles were 8 somoor black; oc- casional efforts 10 paint the high ways with green, yellow brown, red and blue cars seemed to be as diff fcut as painting the lily. Here and there one would find adventurous souls riding around in gauly- -colored vehicles, but they were so much In the minority that they were con- spicuous. And that was the down. fall Of colorcd automobiles for a long while - people hated 10 be conspicuous, unless they happened to be artists, grand opera stars or Hollywood habitues,
 The past season has seen a re- vividus of rainbow hucs on the highways, People are trayersing the trunk lines with bodyguards of color who were never known 10 ride in anything clse hNt hearse-liko equipagc. The funeral black contin- ues to predomluatc, of course, but gaudy color schemes are becoming more common
 And they will become still more common. Was it not announced from the caprM of motor manu- facture yesterday that even the soIemn Henry Ford is going 10 put out fleets Of rainbow battalions? Was it not announced in all the papers that the closed tliyyers of the new vintage are 10 he in color? Of course. if one happens to be an undertaken or insists upon looking like one we presume it will be pos sible to get q black finished road buggy. but scarcely otherwise.
 The change 10 coIors is a good thiue. from a practical as well as an artistic standpoint The visibility of black ears in the night time is as sieht as possible. collisions may be avoided when all automobiles are psinted- either rrL green, yellow or derivatives from these primary colors.
 From an artistic standpoint inc ntuauou a..Y will hc greatly i'm proved. 4 rmc car for fellow vh.n he is .o.Nog blue, 2 yello" car whom n. ir 'o'uu- spry, and a n,nk CT ursn he goes on 8 honey moon - moi to mouuon other col Or. in ro rI'1 orr,r trends of DOT sona1o>.
 cH.o-. toa- t7sort'o color now Tn tme l. wu. wN"n a rod car will mo, ranty 'r. presence of the fire rnr,. r 'ar', 'ne siowes' car on '.a roau operated ty the most carsm du-r In tho state, may be rarrt,I a 1loIrut >ormiliton'
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
DARROW TURNS FROM LAW.

Girard. Kan, Aug. 27 --Clarence $, Darrow is about to give up the ac-. tive practice Of law and is looking forward to the quieter work Of writ. ing. He arrived here yesterday to. visit F. Haldemann Julius, who plans 10 publich Mir. Darrow's productions.
 For 27 years" Mir. Darrow said. "my main ambition has been to turn my attention to writing. but the law has so absorbed my attention. that have been unable to do so. | have reached the time when I have 10 turn away from the law and give my literary ambition a chance for expression"
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
pI >IuCEiTIC TACTlONNlHM
 IN NIW YORK

A. -rro IcadIuC Democratic city of ,nc .ca.'ry." N.n York is again tr,IrE to ,.rov 'bo tabled monkey wrsr1l into tno lel'cr'o machinery Of thc r7rt,. \. Tho sam, time an sf,smp, is H.a.- nale fo smash an ida. Wr,tl.r >n.eos~'n' or rot. th" rct rsar vuI Inc badly run down srl r.rr rourcI con'~aD'ion by ,rc ra. r4 urIon is over.
 Ma.u- Usl7n, lesrora'''y 'n- dra,ornE 'o hold his grip upon ihe ra,ora,,v ot the ,oase las come Into The opa about Governor smt,n. tn, re>-r0..j personality in tne party Tho mayor is suspected vlth nrv,r lAlu- hal a super abundance or hrmnrDy love for the n, ,ornor. hu' Nr.toforo he has kept his tnmr emotions well hidden. But a urinary rrnpalEn IS hlHer way and all m. psUt-up pa'pita- lions Of panung politician are dlschare. '. Tie mayor has let it b. known ,bas he is 'agin' the gov ernor do,,ut like inc governor will oppose his political aspirations - if any - in tho future, and is of ihe opinion that Al is no ft per son 10 be a star performer in the Democratic party.
 Afr. Hearsfs batteries of 7s's also ere trained asAiAAt As Albany
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
"WORD PAINTING" AND FARM PROSPERITY

sen ator Brookhart's criticism against the newspapers for printing Wall street bait" regarding the all legged prosperity of western farmers will at least cause the victims of his criticism - fl not of the bait - to watch their steps in future, ire spective of whether the criticism is justified.
 The Iowa senator. who Is one of the thorns in the side of the Repub- lican organization and Is one of those who were Tread out of the party" is inclined to be a calamity howler and wants the farmers to realize they are not prosperous. To q certain extent that may be true; we are given 10 exaggeration and are as likely to exaggerate prosper tiy as 10 eXaggerate poverty. Sena- tor Brookhart is one of those who evidently prefers to exaggerate pow erty.
 The facts appear 10 be -- and we have seen it repeatedly printed in newspapers - that the agricultural industry took turn for the better last year, in time 10 have an in1u- ence upon the elections. This in- creased prosperity has continued fairly well, as sales made by firms largely dealing with farmers would indicate. If farmers were not better off they would be unable to increase their purchases. Not even the fertile mind of Senator Brookhart can off, set this self-evident economic fact.
 This year there is a short crop of wheat and farmers will have less of 1t 10 sell. But wheat isn't the only thing farmers raise. On the whole considering that the price of wheat has increased over the prices cur rent a few months ago, 1t Is rcason- able to suppose that farmers this year will he as well off as they were year ago, if not little better off.
 Still, their prosperity can be ex- aggorated, The mere fact that farm CTS possess automobiles docs not spell prosperity, any more than the possession of q car by an urban dweller means he Is unusually pros porous. It is also not to be over looked that goodly proportion of western farmers were greatly in | debt before the so-callcd wave of prosperity struck them, and 1t will take these farmers years to recoup the losses incurred during the farm depression. Such farmers as have owned their land since before the war are not and have not been in serious straits; it has been those who purchased land during the in fation period and the large army Of tenant farmers who have been most in want.
 Putting agriculture on a sound basis remains one of the prime diff faculties before the nation and con- tinusd attempts will be made to get Congress to listen to special legis- latlon having that purpose in view. This is what Senator Brookhart has In mind when he attempts to emphasize farm difficulties. He is talking that way because he as- pires to be the leader of the farm bloc in the Senate and doubtless be- leves his political future hinges largely upon the total of prejudice and discontent he can create.
 If the farmers were really as prosperous as some of the word painters have stated Senator Brook hart would have nothing 10 argue about, and he would have to attack something else in order to make the Kind of political hoadway his tal- ents dictate.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

If many small theaters in the small towns are forced to close through the exactions of the film tax, the people in those small towns upon which the dominant political organization of the state relies for most Of its legislative power, may and ought 10 resent the infliction.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
MAY START SUNDAY.

RouIoEur, France. Aug. 27 Rl- Weather conditions at present are by no means favorable for channel swimming; nevertheless Gertrude Ederlc, the American star, may start her second attempt Sunday evening, or, failing that on Monday or Tues day. She was in the water an hour and q half this morning.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
The Pictures setting

roor Adele Adams never could snom 10 get down 10 a desirable weight. She tried dieting and reduc- ing exercises, athletics and rub down. But she remains the same. And this was a pity, because her face was really beautiful.
 One day her friend Lois said, "Why, think Adele is picture or hcauty."
 "Yes," said man sitting there shes a. picture, all right, but don't vou think she has too wide a frame"
 Mrs. c. O. Wagstaff.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

attempt 10 fly from San Francisco to Honolulu without stopping, will consume one and half gallons of gasoline per mile for each machine. And no gas stations cnroutc, either,
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

Helen, Billie and Jane all asked for different cereals for breakfast. "You shall al leat the sam" cereal or go without breakfast" insisted their mother.
 Gee, ain't wc got 2 red mamma this morning." retortcd thrce-year old Helen.
 Mrs. C. C, Simons.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
Member Audit Bureau Of Circulation.

Member Audit Bureau Of Circulation. The A. B. c. is national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver' tisers with a strictly honest analysls Of circulation. Our circulation ratlstics are based upon this audit. This insures protection against fraud h newspaper distribution figures to both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
SlinnCrV Ike

I al7ays was an awkward duncH; I've slipped and fallen more than
 once.
 I slipped on banana skin And broke my shoulder and my
 shin.
 I slipped upon a hardwood floor, And stood up for a week or more. How many times I slipped and fell I couldn't near begin to tell. The last slip was the worst of all; I'll say l certainly did fall! II happened one fine day last spring When I slipped on a wedding ring!
 -GenCvieve Gore,
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
The Sirn

Flcanor:-"Daddy, did you know that young man who called on mo last night is a poet ." Her father: T thought as much"
 Eleanor-"Could you tell by the way his eyes shined?" ." Her father: -- NO; hy the way his pants did"
 -Gcrtrudc.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

And tho more theaters that are closed in the small towns the more certain it will be that the next lcgis- lature will tinker with the film law, if not entirely annihilate 1t.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

Tax Commissioner Blodgctt IS as busy as the famed one-armed paperhanger since the film law came along to spoil an easy sum mer.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
She Knew

Bronson;-"S Sorry dear, but I've got to work at the office again to- night"
 Mrs. Bronson:-"Your cards arc in the bureau drawer, dear"
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
Member Of the Associated Press.

The Associated PresA h exclusively en- titled 10 tn use for republication Of all new, credit sd 10 u or not otherwise credited in ths paper and also local news published htve'n.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

Aggrieved driver to judge, 1885: "She came whi2zin' right out of a cloud without soundin' her horn"
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

Perhaps the easiest way 10 begin reducing is to tell the boss just what you think of him.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

France seems to have thought of every means of obtaining peace in Morocco except going home.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

The difference between walk and a hike is that when you walk you don't ask for a ride.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

A village is a place where you buy groceries from smith because he married your wife's cousin.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

The Herald 's on sale daily In New York st Hotallngs New Stand. Times Square; Schultz's News stand. Entrance Grand Central, 4ond street.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

Modern Bohemianism is just a foolish theory that the atmosphere genius made will make genius.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
Described

Howard What kind Of a fellow is he?" Blaisdell:-"He's a man of meaX and meaness,"
 Lauren s. Hamilton.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

The chiot benefit Of a vacation is the renewed conviction that it's darned nice 10 have a regular job.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
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Home Again.

From black flies in the mountains, From sand hcas at the shore, Mosquitoes sting while motoring Thank Heaven, we're safe once
 more.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
The Jmportant Part

What does Aunt Mary say in her lottor?" "T don't know. I haven't got to the postscript yet
 Celia Duhoff.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
SDpaI1iur of NfamaS-

Love makes tho world 20 round but money keeps it well oiled.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

Moving picture distributors, in leaving the state, reduce expenses, AS they already had offices in New York.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

The only profitable advertising medium in the City Circulation books and
 press room always open to advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
! New King of AnnIe

work in a grocer's shop, and all day long come across a lot of funny incidents. But. because the
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

Few bachelors can realize how useful and yirtuous married man feels when he cleans his own ash tray,
 The hard part of raising children is to mako them understand that you are the instructor, not an eX- ample.
 One reason why Baltimore has few arrests for drunkenness is be- cause they have peculiar definitions in that town,
 It is estimated that about c,7 per cent of the people will have the money that government saves them by tax reduction.
 All of us are blue at times, and the only people who keep their tyes forever on higher things are mem- bers of the tariff commission.
 Correct tllis sentence: Nelly and the children spent two weeks with us," said he, and l vas so sorry to see them go,'
 Protected by Associated Editors,
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New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

" - Y Issued Daily Sunday EScepted) At Herald Bldg. s7 Church Street
 sUBsCRIPTtoN RATES $500 Year, ta.O0 Three Months
 75c. q Month. Entered at the Post onlce at New Britain ss Second C'an Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

clerks always have 10 be the soul of politencss, the jokes are usually made by the customers.
 The other day a man came in and asked for a dozen apples. What kind of apples do you Nant?" I asked him. "Baldwins ." "Yeh,' said he. "dya think I want em with hair on?
 Jean P. Moller Copyright, 1928. Reproduction forbiddenl,
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27
TELEPHONE CALLS

Business OTlce eco. Ssb Editorial Rooms .., a26
New Britain herald., 1925-08-27

The wet has ono advantage over the dry. He noodn't- drink alone.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-11-06
The Seattle Star

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3 AIRMEN DIE IN
PLANE CRASH
Soldiers Are Killed in Trag-
edy at Honolulu

HONOLULU, Nov 6,-tBy e. ~
--Tcchnicd Sergeant Aaron Porter
IS. " Henryrua. Okla and two
companions were killed here late
yesterday when the airplanc piloted
hy Porter fell a thousand feet 20
the shores OF Pearl Harbor
Porters companions were staff
Sergeants Henry J, McCrScken, SO,
Wilmington. Del. and Private
Frrd smith. e, Graham, Va,
The men. all attached 90 the Luke
field air station, were IN the only
airrlane IN tho air at the time,
Suddenly the craft started down
ward In a spin.
The bodies o. the flyers were
dragged from tho wreckagc by
Flnpinos engaged IN cutting wood
All had been killed instantly,
Cause ot the accident Is not
known. and an army board is In
yes,isating the crash.
Porter was the only nou-eom-
misSioncd pilot az Luke field, lie
had had seven years experience In
flying. lie and MeCracken We're
married and their widows arc here
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-11-06
AUTOS IN HOLY LAND

JERUSALEM. Nov. g. Motor
traffic in the Holy Land has ln.
creased since the world war The
automobiles are almost as numerous
as camels on the country's roads
Large numbers Of cars travel daily
between Beirut. Damascus. Jeru-
salem. Nazareth and other Biblical
towns,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-11-06
Aviators Must Fly
High in Japan City

TOKYO. Nov. 6.~Air pilots who
fly their planes over Tokyo az
height OF less than / .ooo meters arc
subject to arrest. One aviator who
landed near the Imperial palace ts
held on trial. charged with nying at
altitude OF 500 metera.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-11-06
High Tribute Paid to e
COnneU at Funeral
Widely Known Shipping Man Worked Hard
to Develop Citys Foreign Trade

last person 20 edmit that hs had
done other than what fen in the
days work,
Eut whether n was merely iu che
days work as h. saw it, or whether
IL ypificd the expression of vision
ana initiative sni courage which
has made a commanding place for
this city Ia other lines Of activity
NJ D. conncIla lilo was 81 out
standlLg service IN building trade
urtwren Puget Sound ana the coun.
tries across the Pacific
AlJhp "a personally retiring dis
position caused him 10 keep himself
Ia the background. except durinE
the ltra when hr was prevailed
upon 60 serve us chairman of the
foreign TRADE department OF the sr
attic Chant cr of commerce, ho was
always interested and hia counsel
was sought in the organized groups
and agencies concerned IA promoi
ing the commerce and tho shipping
OF the port
Outside ~ such groups and me
companies. tho hanks
and other firms With which De had
direct dealing there was not much
known locally oG what he was actual.
Is doing 10 direct the flow of COM
merce thru Puget Sound TO the
countries across the Pacific
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-11-06
PIONEERED TRADE
FIELD IN ORIENT


Years ago. when trade between
herr and the orient was tho subject
of academic contemplation IN 20 far
as n concerned merchants actually
located in Seattle ~ their homo, their
headquarters and their b1Fo Of operr
atoms. II. J CounCIl and his brother
J. ], Council. ycntured into the field
with intelligence, care and enter
prise. always operating from this ei'}
rs the home office, they proceeded
in China and some ~ the other
countries OF the orient 10 build a
market for American goods
Many American brands. now
among the best known and most
widely used in that part Of tho world.
were either introduced by them or
were given n new impeiuA Branch
offices were established in the great
ports Of the rar East. Tho firm
name became one % the best known
even n not ono Of tho largest w.
among American houses In those
ports II never assumed 90 BIZ other
than Il naH. nor 10 be more than It's
actual size
with It's operations directed from
this city. Il did much e. attract d
ilow u commerce thru here.
When ths war came many other
firms developed some q them arc
sttgl herr and others arr not Bui the
one into which VI C9nuel pat biz
efforts. and In which be was active
Iy engaged ON the closing days - his
life. X Ntli prominent in the Far
East and a force in the commerce Of
this port. 20 tho upbulldinE Of which
il has made such substantial eoniri.
button
J. ], Council whose time has been
largely spent in the Orient, recently
arrived in Seattle. and is here now
NJ. J. Conneirs eldest gun. four days
before the final summons came to
his father. sailed from this city for
the orient without forebodiuk ~ the
sad nows that would reach him az
sea. on the dag 81 the funeral be
was In mid Pacific. destined for those
countries with which the commercial
future of Seattle IL 30 closely linked
on the mission Of carrying on the
work in which his father and his
uncle pioneered for their own firm
and FOR others who have followed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-11-06
nN KnN D. mNnIEY

A MOTHER man who did msch for
~ seattle has gone.
A largo gathering ~ family aud
business friends assembled Thursday
morning az 81 Ioaeph's church, on
18th ave. n, 20 pay tho final tribute
20 NJ ]. Conncll
ON Monday he had had an unusu.
ally busy day down town ia his uni.
formly busy lIlc That evening az
home. In the midst or his family,
Well and Ia tho best 81
spirits, he was called without warn
ing aud with startling suddenness-
A. tho beautiful services In tho
church yesterday morning the poo.
PIE present thought Of tho man they
had known az friend good citl,
zen. a valued adviser, an exemplary
husband and father Those whose
contact had been IN the channels
OF business may have reflected on
his sound judgment and dependable
ity. An regarded Il us a privilege
"a have kuaWu him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-11-06
HIS INFi.IENtE
FAR REACHING

Few, perhaps. stopped TO appraise
tho far.reachlng influence % their
friends activities IN the field Of
commerce he had cultivated from
Seattle as base Mr. Council him
self. always modest and shrinking
flam pretensc. would have been tho
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-11-06

Dew is moisture from the air from
the ground and from plants, II is
formed readily upon surfaces that
mdiatc heat.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-11-06
FUNERAL NOTICES

ftLIERsEN Funeral urtvGfFa tor
ASAb TAYLOR FttEEEsEN age
i years Will be held Saturday al
~ a. m AZ Nictts Funeral Fufiufrs
Alh FlpF9ndh ~ Friends invited
g attend lUlgrmcHt Evergreen
Park
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-11-06

BEST dry forest wood. $500 cord.
Wildwood with lots OF blocks, $3.50.
kEnwu- iBO5,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-11-06

USED AUTO PARTS COST LESS
Used Auto Parts Co, 3tS Westlultc
North TtIot-nnJl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1925-11-06

RtiMMhGE SALE Friday and Sat.
urday NOV, 6 aud Z. 5O3 stewart.
uppoEitc Times BLDG