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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-07-23

ting remaining for a more extended
visit with her son.
Mrs. C. E. Parkinson re-
turned Friday of last week from
Park Rapids where she had been for
the past two weeks, being called
there by the serious illness anu oeath
of her sister, Mrs. l.. Sartl;n. This
was a particularly sad case as the
sister passed away Monday morning
and the husband on Wednesday, both
having been ill for years.
A. E. Westin of Mora, Mimi, ar
rived in Sank Centre the latter part
of last week. He has accepted a po-
sitionl at the J. E. Erickson Leather
shop on Third street. Mr.. Erickson
stated to Herald representative this
week that in order to give his patrons
prompt service and keep up his work
compelled him to secure the help of
a competent repair man in his place
of business.
Miss Avis Rowe, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Fred Rowe of this city, in
company with her aunt, Miss Cert
rude Petit and her cousin, Mr.. Gre
well of Minneapolis left that City
Friday last enroute to Los Angeles,
CAL, via way of the Grand Canyon
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-07-23

Jos N. Jackson motored to Litch-
field and Cokato last Thursday on a
short business trip.
Mrs. Geo. O'Gara accompanied by
her daughters, Misses Emma and Ed.
it'll, motored to Alexandria Sunday
afternoon.
No. l grain sacks for sale sc each,
while they last. Swift and Co.-Adv
8.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. J. Ponsford of
Minneapolis spent from Friday until
Sunday in Sank Centre as guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. o. w. Dowswel.
. Carl Denzine returned the latter
part of the week to Minneapolis after
enjoying a short visit with his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. G.. H. Denzine.
Mrs. Harry Davis was a passenger
to the Twin Cities Monday evening
where she will spend an indefinite
time transacting business and visiting
friends.
Miss Nell Hansen returned to her
home in Sank, Centre Tues day from
Minneapolis where size had spent the
past two weeks as guest of Mrs.
Chas. Fiesler. Il ,"..
Mr.. and Mrs. Leroy P. Greener
accompanied by their daughter, Mrs.
Harold Bisel and Mrs. B. o. Houston
of Grey Eagle, were Sank Centre bus
mess callers Tuesday. s5r.. <. s
r.. Mr.. and Mrs. W. H. Smith Of
Minneapolis arrived in this city Mon
day and are guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
w. o. P. Hillsdale at their summer
cottage at Spring Park.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-07-23

Mr.. and Mrs. o. w. Dowswell and
family motored to Kirkhoven Sunday
and spent the day visiting at the
home of the gentleman's parents, DR..
and Mrs. A. Dowswen. I
DOES your motor have pep. If
not, have the valves ground the new
way at Browns Garage.-Adv
, Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Walter resid-
ing about seven miles northwest of
Sank Centre are rejoicing over the
arrival of a baby daughter at their
home last Saturday morning.
Putting off often means leaving off.
Why postpone longer the training
necessary to success in business life?
Minnesota School of Business, 627 list
Avenue North, Minneapolis.-Adv.
Mrs. Irwin Murphy and little son
Bobbie, of St. Paul, arrived in Sank
Centre Sunday evening for week
or ten days visit at the home of her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Alex Benson.
Mrs. ]. P. Heimer and son LOUIS
have returned to their home at Mi
anna, Fla, after enjoying two
months visit with the lady's parents,
z Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Denzine of this
city.
~ DOES your motor have pep. If
not, have, the valves ground the new
way at Browns Garage.-Adv
Mrs. Frank O'Gara of this city
was called to Brooten Thursday by
the serious illness of her mother, Mrs.
i Herman Conner. The lady's condi-
ton is reported much improved at
this writing. -
Miss Charlotte Brewer and Miss
Robertson returned to their respective
homes in st. Paul Wednesday after
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-07-23

students can be accommodated. Burns
vile is a town of about 1000 people
and is located on the top OF the Black
mountain range. Merle teaches
drawing and is returning after hav-
ing spent the summer vacation in this
city at the home of his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Frank Dodge.
Leonard Hendrickson of Minneap-
oils was an over Sunday visitor in
Sank Centre at the home of his aunt,
Mrs. Anton Nelson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leland P. Krebs are
enjoying the breezes off Sank Lake
having moved to the Sprague cottage
for few weeks stay.
Mrs. Laura Mentally of Morris ar
rived in Sank Centre Centre Tuesday
for an indefinite visit at the home of
her son, Ralph J. McNally.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Bishop and
children of Clarissa spent Sunday in
Sank Centre visiting at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. H. w. Bishop.
Mrs. T. Collins arrived in this
city Sunday from Whitewater, Wis.
for two weeks visit at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. C. H. Child and
family.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. P. Hintzen of this
city spent the week end at Carlos.
Mimi, visiting at the home of the
lady's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Nick
Stidle.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. w. Rotert and DR.
j. E. Lewis spent Sunday as guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Vandesteeg
at their cottage at Little Birch Lake
Sunday.
| The big thing in winning a race is
to get a good start. Make your start
at Mankato Commercial College
Mankato, MINI. Send for catalogue
ADV.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Sullivan &C
companied by Mr.. and Mrs. Dinkle
and their daughter, Miss Laura, mo
tored to, Mile Laes lake Sunday fol
/ pleasure trip. - zssss~<S''>.
Mrs. Clifford Gray of Summer
Oregon who had spent several day.
in Sank Centre visiting at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. C.. R. Gray lef
for her home Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. P. Heraly accom-
panied by Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Peter
son and Mrs. Herman Nelson motor
ed to CANARY Beach, Willard Sunday
and enjoyed picnic supper.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. E. Child anc
Mr.. and Mrs. Fisher of Milwaukee
Wis, are enjoying a visit at Birch
lake with C. H. Child and family Of
this city. The gentlemen are broth
erS.
Miss Malinda Lembke of Minneap.
oils accompanied her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. H. C. Lembke to then
home in this city Wednesday and viii
remain here for a weeks visit with
them.
Miss Rae Mcclure of Tracy, Mimi.
who had visited with Miss Clarice
Pacey for several weeks left Saul
Centre Monday enroute to St. Pau
where she will visit her brother fol
short time before returning to hel
home.
Miss Eileen Brown, and Mrs. Rich.
ards, former High School teacher in
this city, accompanied by Miss Leone
Reichart of Long Prairie left last
Thursday for a several days visit al
various points on the Iron Range.
Miss Ruth Hodson who has beer
employed at the local Blue Valley
Creamery for some time past sever
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1925-07-23
SAUK CENTRE PERSONAL NEWS ITEMS


nices
visits lin h Herald
to let know O
consider
to the
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
Actor Fined for Writing
Play in Railroad Depot

Milwaukee.-When the great Amer
lean play is written Judge George
Page and Milwaukee policeman may
swell with pride and ny, "We inspired
the masterpiece"
The policeman arrested playwright
at the North Western station. He had
been in a semi-concealed nook for ons
hour and twenty minutes. The officer
thought that this constituted disorder
ly conduct.
Judge Page in District court agreed
and fined Ignace Vincek, twenty eight
of 572 National venue, $40 and costs.
Ignace plays In a Polish stock com
pany here and formerly acted in Chi.
cago.
II am a PLAYWRIGHT, judge" vincek
said l went over to the nook to
write a play and think up the bust
ness and the lines"
DIR. Paul Rupp, county physician, ex
amined Vincek and declared he was
mentally alert and quite intelligent
Il will put this scene in my next
llay," vincek said when he was fined
And there are two characters here
sho will have star parts"
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
School on Wheels for
Girls in "Bdcktuoods"

Brisbane, Australia.-A domestic
science school on wheels is one Of
the recent innovations of the Queens
land government designed to reach
people living in the "backwOods"
areas. Three special railroad coaches
in which the domestic science classes
are taught have already been equipped
and started on the road in charge Of
capable teachers. Others are now be-
ing constructed.
The travelling school will remain
from five to ten weeks In each center,
according to the population and the
interest the local girls show In the
adventure.
Cooking, laundry work, needlecraft
and housekeeping are taught in these
schools. Fifteen girls may easily be
taught In each class. In the Cow"
country many of the girls come to
the school on horseback, often rid
ing Is to rs miles, while others use
buggies, automobiles and even travel
some distance on foot. Free cook
books and pamphlets on hygiene, SAM
tation and other crafts of interest to
the housewife are issued free by the
government and distributed by the
teachers.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
READY TO WE'D
WOMAN WHOSE
MATE HE SLEW
Young Eskimo Killed His
Foster Father Following
Quarrel in Woods.

Edmonton, Alta.-Because he ls
ready to follow the tribal law and
marry the widow of the man he muir
dered, kalukplak, an Eskimo, will be
released from the prison at Edmonton
Alberta. Canada, this summer. Mount
ed policemen will take him back to
Alaska, where he will become the hus-
band of Khattla, whose husband,
Havougach, he murdered five months
ago. Lkalukplak was given a five-year
sentence for the crime.
Havougach and Khattia, being child
less took Okalukplak as their foster
child, according to the story of the
case. The young man grew up strong
and fearless and learned to love his
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
German Doiries

A good market in Germany for
American Holstein dairy sires of good
milk-production ancestry is reported
by the United States Department Of
Agriculture. There were 18.4O0,000
cows in Germany before the war, but
only 100000 in 1924. This reduc-
ton, coincident with an increased de-
mand for dairy products, resulted in
Imports of 11S,000,000 pounds of but
ter and 95,0OO,0O0 pounds of cheese in
1924, as compared with pre-war i'm
ports Of 100000 pounds of butter
and 1900 900 pounds of cheese.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
FOG-BOUND

A Londoner had occasion to visit
Dundee to see Scotsman on business
During the whole of the time he was
there heavy mist prevailed. On his
return his wife asked him what the
Scotsman was like.
'"ro tell you the TRUTH" he replied.
Il couldn't see whether he was tall
Ran with beard or a short man with
a sporran Tit Bits.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
Canards

John S. Sumner, head of New York's
anti-vice crusaders, was asked by a
New York reporter the other day If it
was true that he had been trying to
get the Bible expurgated.
THAT story"-and Mr.. Sumner
laughed heartily-'is just about as
true as the one they started last month.
They said last month, youN know, that
was behind world movement to do
away with vice presidents"
Mr. Sumner gave another hearty
laugh. Then he ended:
II guess they'll be accusing me next
of trying to pass law to prohibit
boats from hugging the shore"
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07

"In my excavations at Rome found
some copper wires, which shows that
the ancient Romans understood teleg-
raphyl"
I'm my excavations at Athens /
found nothing at all, which shows that
the ancient Greeks understood wire
less v-Le Rire, Paris.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
Short Hours

why did Fishers business go to
the dogsT'
"He thought too much of his per-
sonal appearance"
Dressed too extravagantly?"
"No, He neglected his business
while waiting his turn In the barber
shops"
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07

A vagabond lover told his dear one
that she looked good enough to eat
and the heiress turned out to be his
meal ticket even after they were wed.
An unsteady lover keeled over at the
thought of marrying on nothing so he
leaned on the girls father for sup
port.
A poetical youth whose life had
been a sad one wrote sonnets to the
girls he loved and at last he found
that his lines were cast In pleasant
places.
An enthusiastic swain promised his
dear one that he'd give her the whole
world after they were wed and he
gave her an atlas when she reminded
him Of it.
A lover took his sweetie to dinner
and theater and escorted her home In
a taxi, but he was so bashful she
found him SHY a dollar when the
chauffeur asked him for the price Of
the ride.-Exchange
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
Killed Roster Father.


six years old. Her husband was forty
when he was slain.
Killed Foster Father.
One day, it is said, the young man
and his father were walking through
the forest when they quarreled. The
father threatened to kill the son, but
did not The son, however, shot his
father to death, claiming that he
feared for his life.
The son was arrested and convicted
and sent to prison. Then his attor-
neys said he was ready to return to
Alaska and marry the widow of his
victim, according to the law Of his
tribe. The government decided that
the young man had been punished
enough, so he will be paroled this
summer. The woman who is to be-
come his bride, 1t is said, is preparing
the honeymoon igloo now.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
On LeoUe

Madam, could you gimme piece
of pie"
what are your"
I'm a sailor"
Then why amt you at work on a
ship?"
Amt you heard of that ten-year
naval holidayf"
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
His Mistake

Marry me- can't live without
you! !"
But refused you only a week
ago!''
"Oh, was that your
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
What Young Man VIII Wear

The Cutter-How did you manage to
sell that suit which turned out to be
such a terrible misfit?
The Clerk--A young chap thought 1t
was Collegiate youngstown Tele-
gram.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07

Auto Demonstrators (who has tried
for three hours to sell the car)--Now
I'll throw In the clutch.
Uncle Eben--I'll take her then. |
knew If held off long enough ! would
get something free
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
No Time for Details

Tom Don't you think Helen is q
very Intelligent girl?
Dick II don't know. | was TOO busy
making love to herto find out whether
she was intelligent or not.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
TRAGEDIES

To Father-A drop in mining shares.
To Mother-The ink spilled on the
dining-room rug.
To Sister Alice-That she can't have
q car.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
Not the Same Thing

Wifey-Did you come back for some
thing you forgot, as usual2
Hubby-No, dear, I came back for
something I remembered
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
His One Chance

"What is life insurance, little Gag.
faceT
ITS keepin' man poor all his life
SOS he can die rich. brown jug.
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Forbidden Smile

Mirth sinks into a mute repose
Avoiding careless chaff.
The funniest things in life are those
At which you dassent laugh!
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
Exemplary

AS a model of social politeness,
Take the echo-it beats us all.
You never heard of an echo
That failed to return ones call
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
Right or the Bat

Jane-Do you think that awful story
about Ethel Is true?
Dora-It must be. Il heard 1t from
her dearest friend.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
EDITORIAL WORRIES

Why editors grow desperate:
This is a true happening. know,
because witnessed it myself"
"This is to introduce my nephew,
BERTHE, who wants to be writer"
Hope you don't mind my writing on
both sides of the paper"
81 wonder If you remember me. l
met you at dance last May"
MY little boy is only eight years
old, and / thought this was rather
cute''
IF you can't accept my story l wish
you would write me and tell me ex-
actly what's wrong with it."
please don't mail this back. I'll
come in at one o'clock Saturday after
noon to talk it over with you"
This was printed in an old maya
zine, but it was so long ago Pm sure
everyone will have forgotten it."
"Under separate cover am sending
you scrapbook of my clippings just
to show you my style"
Dear Ed: Please tell me how much
you pay for things and if you would
be interested in poem about spring"
"And could you send me copy OF
the issue with the funny story in itf
/ think it was some time in 1922-or
1921. inclose stamp.-Life.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07

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Dear Ed: Please tell me how much
you pay for things and if you would
be interested in a poem about spring"
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07
SOME LOVE AFFAIRS

A colored Romeo called his sweet
heart the light of his life and she was
as black as the ace of spades.
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PROMISES THAT MUCH

Edwin-And Wen be as happy as
any married couple that ever lived.
Angelina-At least as happy as any
married couple that ever lived to.
gether.
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"Under separate cover I am sending
you a scrapbook of my clippings just
to show you my STYLE"
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07

s'This was printed in an old maya
everyone will have forgotten it."
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07

foster mother, who now is only twenty
six years old Her husband was forty
when he was slain.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07

"And could you send me copy OF
the issue with the funny story in itf
/ think it was some time in 1922-or
1921. / inclose stamp.-Life.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1925-08-07

please don't mail this back. I'll
come in at one o'clock Saturday after
noon to talk it over with you"
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
''DRY" AGENTS FOUGHT
 IN EXCLUSIVE CLUB
Forced To Draw Guns To Hold Bac. Fashionable Diners At
 TroCadcrO Club

New York, May 22,---Attackcd with chairs and bottles early to- day, two federal prohibitlo nagents. attempting 10 make arrest in the exclusive night club, Trocadero, on
 5lst street, were compelled 10 draw their guns 10 subdue fashionable diners.
 The agents, William J. Mckay and Michael Sassi, in evening clothes and tortoise shell glasses, paid S20 for q pitcher of cham pagne, They grabbed tho waiter. The manager, Frank Gallcsco ia said to have interfercd. In an Instant the place was In uproar, Chairs. glassware and bottles flew from all directions. Women screamed, while men in dress suits tore blackiacka from the agents hands. They suc- .ceeded in arresting the head waiter Albno Scaroni, and the manager only after threatening 10 shoot.
 Many such clubs as the Trocadero have been padlocked in the last few months at the instisation Of Fed eral Attorney Fucker. Uho started his service in office by spending $500 of his own money through
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
GERMAN FAIRS ARE
 INCREASING TRADE
Cologne Has Held Three Within
 Past Two Years

Cologne. Germany May 22.- AP)-The epidemic Of fairs which Is sweeping over Europe has struck Cologne, which has just held its thTd exposition in less than two years Time was when German en- terprise In fairs was limited 10 the old established fair at Leipsic, with Frankfort as a sccond-r rate con- tender. Now thnrc arc regular spring and autumn fairs In LeIpsic, | Frankfort. Berlin, Kocnigsbcrg, Breslau Danzlg, Cologne and scv- eral other cities.
 Cologne argues on Its behalf that It Is the door 10 western Europe, the best emporium for the placing of eXrori orders for Belgium, France, Holland and England It argues furtHer that it is the best clearing house for the industries for the Ruhr: that an exhibition of sam pie products Of these numerous in- dustres fin one central rlace is both good business for the exhibitors ard a convenient method for the prospective purchaser.
 It is but natural that the Cologne fair has as its speciality an exhibit ton of everything connected with modern heating. The Ruhr valley is the great coal and Ignite basin of Germany and many and diverse are the inventors and firms occupying themselves with the problem Of "a -.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-22
DARWlNISM CALLED
 DEAD AS THE DODO
American in London Says Only HopeIessIy Pesdmistic Prophets Now Believe In Organic
 Believe IL

London, May 22,--(AP)--Asser- ton that Darwinism was as dead as the dodo," so far as its being re- garded as vera causa Of the origin of species Is concerned, was made recently by George McCready. pro- lessor of geology at Union college, Nebraska, addressing the Victoria Institute on "Revclation and Eyolu- ton. Can They Be IIarmonized ?"
 Professor McCready contended that the most hopelessly pessimistic Of the worlds prophets were those who had most completely adopted and assimiated the doctrine of or ganic evolution. Such a scheme of cosmic despair. he said, was com- pletely at variance with that DOT trayed in the Christians Bible.
 "The time has fully arrived for those who think for themselves and who do not entrust tho keeping of their opinions to any set of sup posed experts to dismiss once for all the idea that man may possibly have arisen by longdrawn-ou process of development from pre- ceding animal ancestors" said the professor. "l am confident that in this year, 1925. sufficient scientific facts are available 10 settle this long debated problem in a way en- tIrely satisfactory to the believer in the literal truthfulness Of the first chapter of Genesis"