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New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
INTERSTATE EJACULATION
 OF MOTOR TRICKS

President stanley II. Bu.lord al the annual meeting Of the Connec- ticut Chamber Of Commerce ap- poared 10 indicate the federal gov ernmeut should hurry up plans to regulate interstate motor trucks, saying at present it is now doing so and will not permit anybody else to attend to such regulation,
 Trucks, he said, now run half empty and duplicate one ano'her's sor}ice. The situation, he alled, Is chaotic and wos'oful.
 Having seen many an empty eon- dola car, and many an empty freight car being drawn along railroads it is hard 10 sec where the fact that motor truck, arc sometimes half emp'y is a n. criterion 10 judge of their inherent wastetulness If it were possible to insure full loads for either trucks or railroad cars at all times. 1t woull be an ideal con- dit.on for the transportation !n- dustIy, whoth-r such transportn- ton is on rails or on inc public highways.
 As for regulating interstate mo- tor traffic. that will come in due course. Congress IS not in session and no federal laws on tho subject car be passed until lt is. The idea is to 7lace such authority in the hands Of the Interstate Commerce Commission, but as yet there is division of sentiment upon the pre- posa..
 Nr. Rul1ard cri1.c;1cs the at'l- t.io Of some Of the lnrg" manu- facturers Of tue s,o,a in opposing prooosod interstate motor truck regulation by the federal govern mon,. He claims such a position by the manufacturers is "short-sishf- cl.r As they arc onrors Of many motor trucks they are entitled 10 an opinion on the subject, r they are suffering from the 'AoIteT sketcr" service Mir. BuIari com r,ains os they c>ilenHy are not as well aware Of it.
 This question Of regulating inter state motor trucks should he at tackled in 3 restrained maun'r.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
WOULD LIFT STANDARD
 OF BUSINESS SCHOOLS
.ilpha Kappa Psi Fraternity Would Place Them on Same Basis as
 Law and Medical Colleges.

Minneapolis, May S,-Methods Of promoting a professional interest in the study of business and busi- ness systems in an effort 10 place schools of commerce on the same professional basis as school of law and medicine will be discussed at the annual convention of the Alpha Kappa Psi fraternity here June I9 22.
 Means also will be discussed by which the organization can become more closely affiliated with the schools Of commerce throughout the United States. It is proposed that banqucts and meetings be held at which prominent business mon would address the fraternity in which the student becomes ac- quaiuted with business men and business methods before he gets through college,
 Alpha Kappa Psi, the first pro- fessional commcrce fraternity, was founded at New York university in 1905 by ten students registered in the school Of commerce, accounts and finance. It's membership now includes dozens Of prominent deans of universities, noted educators, 1 bankers and accountants. The twentieth anniversary Of the founding of the order will be ob- served at the convention and more than l50 delegates and officers will be in Minneapolis representing the fratcrnilys 45 chapters.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
MISS KALLBERG SHOWERED.

Miss Olga R. Kallberg of 37 Wells street vas rendered a miscellaneous shower at the home of her sister, Mrs. Gustaf A. Bloomquist of 34 Mrs, Gustaf A. Bloomquist, 3i Lake Boulevard, Wednesday evening in 10 Raymond F.. Walker, which will take place at the First Lutheran church on June 6. About 40 Of her friends were present. The house was attractively decorated in pink and yellow and apple blossoms, A mock marriage was the feature of the evening, with Mrs Ralph Barrett as the groom, Miss Constance Norfeldt the bride, Miss Evelyn Kallberg the flower girl and Mrs. Gustaf Bloom- quist the minister. A delightful lunch was served. Miss Kallberg was the recipient of host of pretty anG practical gifts.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
Attempt to Run Civic
 Theater on Collections

Icels, Eng. May s. -- A theatcr dnN otcI 10 inc "productiou of intel l.gant drama" is b be run here and no charges Of admission will be made. II is 'to be called the Leeds Civic theater, and many leading citizens have promised their sup port. The expenses will be met 1t is hoped, by collections 10 be taken at each performance.
 T. is the contention Of the pro- lroters that performances Of little 'hcaters" on a subscription basis. or with necessarily restricted audi "urcs, are in danger of becoming un~rpresrntafile in character
 Five productions will bn given al thr Civic thca'or during th" winter months and i'.is hoped fo Ect s- 600 people 10 attend each of them.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
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the money market on easy terms.
 We had beautiful example of the difference between the attitude of investors toward the railroads and the motor industry just a short time ago, when tho purchasers Of the Dodge automobile plaAt, after pay ing Sl46,00o,00O in cash for tho property, issued new securities. Mir. Shaw himself notes the reception of the securities: Within few hours SS5,o00,0O0 Of the preferred stock issued by the bankers Cover and above sj5.00o 900 of bonds) was subscribed for several times over."
 Imagine railroad from the greatest" and the standard" down to the New Haven or the Boston X Maine, Issuing s25,o0o,ooO in pre- ferred stock and s75,0oo.o0o in bonds and having them gobbcd up in a few hours. 1t simply couldn't be done; it would take months Of effort. Yet the automobile industry is highly competitive; t is a fair fold and no fayors; "cut throat com. petition" is not unknown in it: there g no federal regulatory board to keep the big concerns in line; they merely supply big public demand anl fight for business like tigers in the jungle. There is no mercy shown o those who so down--and plenty of automobile concerns have gone to the scrap pile before this. But public confidence In them is at high ebb; not even the Standard oil is regarded as any sounder than some Of them,
 Other inlus,rials have the same case in tapping the public purse. On- Iy the railroads it appears, have dif- ncuIty in getting a share of the na- tion's surplus capital. When they so into the money market it usually is on a bond basis-wmch is serious difficulty, as Editor Shaw pointedly declares. We share his pe@simjsm regarding 'ha future of the railroad industry unless nor" constructive financial systems are found 10 help them along,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
CHARTER AMENDMENTS
 AND THE FUTURE

The legislative committee having accepted al! the charter amendments as placed before 1t by the charter revision committee, including sena,- or Halls amendment 10 abolish the City Meeting board, it can be taken for granted tha. the Logisra,uro will adopt the report and tha' the chang ss will duly 80 into effect In N.w Britain.
 The amendments are the most i'm rortan' made 10 tho charter since tt was adopted, their extent ari num- b'r being considered, The city adopted new ideas for governing lt- self and 1t k confidently expected that they will bring about much de- sired Improvements.
 Included. besides tho amendment snent the City Meeting board. are changes in the present basic law Of the city 10 permit or the setting OH. Of building zones and restricting the type and uses Of buildings. placing the police and fro boards under tho rule Of the Common Council, there by putting 10 an end disputes be- tween the Council and the commis- sions, permitting the city to extend payments for needed public works over a period Of five years. mean while borrowing the mony necessary to complete the work contemplated; reducing the size of the city D'ar commission; and other amendments Of importance.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT
Charles A. K. Cooper to Wed Irene l.. Cooley sometime Within Next Few Weeks,

The engagement of Charles A. +. Cooper Of Whites Crossing and Miss Irene Elvira Cooley. eldest daugh- fer Of Mr. and Mrs Ealph E. Cooley of 55 Grand street is an- nounccd. No wedding date has been Set but it is thought ,he mar rag" will take place the latter part Of this month.
 Mr. Cooper, who is a tiun keeper in ,he foundry office at Landers, Frary X Clark plant, is prominent In Evcrylnan's Bible class circles and will complete a term as general Of tho White army, at the close of this month. He Is veteran of the World war having served in the British army, IT, is wiIo"cr, his first wife having passed away short " after h" came 10 New Britain several years age.
 Miss Cooley IS employed at the Darius Miuer store on church street.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
25 Years Ago To-day
From Paper of That pa'e

ra,i,,rs WAS responsible for the +. ,,.. .f f. II. Ptase for commit 1.ouan a, the state convention Ae'd i'm Hartford. He received seven 'a,as hy, had been promised more. 1av .ctiou oc A. J. S,oper h' .oYr,y J.cgate to the republican n,,ioraI convention also contributed, as New Britain WIS not 10 b. gwen two p.ac~>. Local r~pab'IcanS are carly in the field ani are booming Nr. S.opcr for senator
 The looth anniversary Of the birth of .Io&n Brown was observed today ,n Torrinc,on, the birthplace of the famous man who tried 10 s.aIt sla}r rebellion.
 The formal oI,euuS Of the Maple IIuI Golf cluh vIt takr place Ea'nr- l,y Tine erenns will then Dc pIal.l On for the first time this year. and a mcIa, play competition will .ak~ pIace. The gun club will a so have is first shoot saturday.
 Thcrc wjII he no Decoration Day parade in Now Britain this year, as the members Of the G, A. r.. arc murH opposed to marching 10 tho oomstcri. s and other societies march only by inH.atiou from the Grand ArNv The graves will be deco- rat-d by committees This vii. b" .ne first ear m a long whiio hat .tc ci.y will be without parade on tais dry,
 Herman ZaDn'ojtor Of his oj'y, a pupil of AhrrD Werfh, will play a ,4onn ,oIo anI obligato at Madame pcGoSs. y.s concert m Leslie haIt Nv York r..y on M2y r.
 Dr. 4. F. Johnson and T. W, 0Conror loft this morning 10 cast for trout ID Tn the northern par, Of thr country
 Thomas w Pagan enlisted at the Hartford recruiting office yesterday and was sent 10 join the )ifth artil- lery at Fort Hamilton, New York.
 The Grammar school boys met yesterday afternoon and organized an athletic association with the fol- lowing officers: I'r yidcnt, Frank Olco.: secretary Warren Slater: treasurer, Leonard Vining; track captain, Charles Hamilton, baseball captain. Joseph Rourkc; baseball maraEsr, Charles Sloan.
 Lincoln lodge, l. Q. C. T.. ob- served it's 35th anniversary yos'cr- day with an entcrtalnmrut in c. J. \. VI. hall
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
The Nurse

By Wallace M. BaylIss It seems 10 me the Nurse has got A most delightful life Since she has many chances to Become q rich mans wife; For men will eat and men will drink And men will raise the deuce Until they clog their gizzards ID And stop their gastric juice. When on their beds Of pain they toss With divers groan and howl, She smoothes the pillow, holds the
 hand
 And brings the cold, wet towel; She takes a mean advantage of \ fellow when he's sick By dressing in a uniform That makes her look so slick, When mon are getting well they arc A nightly mushy lot And that is when the wise Nurse doth Strike while the irons hot. For men assume the wife will he Just like the nurse who cooled Their fcvcred brow so patientIy;- But oh, how men get fooled.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08

r Earl Woodward. Mdn2pp'r o' little Lucille Chat,crton in Vernon, after the girl was supposed to have been narshIy treated hy her fa'hor really is proven to be the iong lost son of Mrs. Jennie Woodward Slurte- vant of Brochton, Mass. the kid mapping and the attendan, publicity viiI have been a blessing in disguise .or both mother and son. For hu- r7,n int,resr' the story parallels dclon.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
Constipation destroys beauty-get pos : live relief with Kellogg's ALL-BRAN

nature works. It sweeps and cleans the intestine. If eaten regularly, it will permanently relieve the most chronic cases--is guaranteed to do so or your grocer returns the pur- chase price.
 Kellogg's ALL-BRAN is ready to-eat. You will like its nut-like flavor. Try the many delicious recipes on every package. Eat at least two tablespoonfuls daily-in chronic cases. with every meal.
 Buy a package of Kellogg,s $ ALL-BRAN today. Made in Battle Greek, Michigan, and sold by all grocers. Served by all leading rec taurants and hotels.
 SE ALL-BRAN
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08

Blotchy compleXions, sick head aches, circles under eyes, ur- rleasant breath, etc, are cau1ad hv constipation. Rid yourself per mancntly of this dangerous illness. To it the safe, sure way, the way doctors recommend-cat Kelloggs ALL-BRAN regularly.
 Only ALL-BRAN can be wholly effective. That is what Kellogg's is-1CN ner cent bran.. IL works as
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
THE NAVAL WARFSRT AGAINST DEMON RUM

The drive Of tho goyuatncn, against the rum fleet contiuDrs with unabated fury; even airplanos arc to be used. The Atlantic Coast from Massachusetts 70 Cape May is said to be guarded as tigh. as a drum, and even the Great La}les are being looked after
 Why this sulIen interference with q standarI industry Is hard 10 do- cipher. We have had the prohibit ton law for five years and turing that time the government las been colerating the bootleg industry in rather a manncr 70 commend is,t to the captains Of jn14s'ry within the bootrg ranks. Numerous clfi- zens have become wcarhy by pursu- ing this calling others, 'hur GUS toners. have al .,Js- .,a..E / ... - them. Now the gover"uea. srd.sn- Iy changes iron: oaa n.2u1 u~.ng the navy. the coast g3arl s.l mir planes; ani no, merely ." u@..,.. the industry, hut 70 p.- n- .-..~@.y bors da romJr.
 We ao,les. however. '....' '.. e..N-  ernmcnra. armada extends oay 10 Cape May. TLe gor2r#m,"' .'H'.n'- Iy is no, gct aware of 'lo <.al ri.a. there is .onsil.ra.+@ frs. ~.~s l','- muda rum in EDrm41a. a.1 o':,r 1qucurs .jho~ise: a.-o in t"- o'h'r islands of -ro Sou,r A'ao''r roa$'. not o,er0ooEng Cuua. Visitors 10 FIorida say they roorouE ty Wd.r- stand the S,ua1m tu tso' 'oo" Hato. and ,aat lioaor flows aa'' uo- disturbed. n spjtc o' tn. prs '.. of William J-aamgs Bryan lar .@ F from us to gne the Eo2or@m.~' any advice on inc ma-'sr. ayn. ., 'anr are men from 'ar~, par.~ "'o oo- casiona0y Eo 10 FOonl.. al 'A'y might think id of the al."'.
 Tn New York City '0c -'"'.on 's entirely chccrross. Trora are more padtocks in inc town a. pr.s'H' '"a" the oldest iatan"a0. r.mem.orS Since prohjbuon went into "f1"ot, Jacks. the famous resort Oh S.N'n avenue. has hal a~~1uug star and the other Jay Jack Duos'an. inc genial propriotor, turned 'ha keys in the door for good and announced he intended to enjoy life in Europe We read an account of the ersrwai.e splendors Of Jacks in the Now York Sun the other day and compared is present dry-as-undpr condition with it's former glorles, and tears nearly we,led 10 our hcaruess eyes. 1"s, we too had visited Jacks in days gone by. just 10 see the celebrities and not really to taste everything in the place.
 Another sad blow-probably 'he mo.t terrible oC aU--that has s'ie- ,viped tho .hooloEEing tra'Frh''> h,, rsep the announcem"nt that tho Eovsrnmsnts dry army -, pay for
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
FactsandFancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

Tho world was built in seven days, And without q slogan.
 All climates descend 10 a common level on rainy day.
 In the beginning, all was perfect. There was a Garden but no hoe.
 Mir. Ford is al 1t again. He is building conveyances for the plane people.
 Modern version; The way tL learn 10 write is to have some naughty experiences.
 Equality isn't here yet You sel- dow see a husband who takes in sewing.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08

Nevertheless the attorney general went ahead. The Washington in dictmont was returned. Now about the best turn Attorney General Sar- gent can do 10 his predecessor is to demonstrate in court that the pres ent supreme Justice Stone had mighty good reasons for believing Senator Wheeler had done some thing 10 be indicted for. l. won't look well for Justice Stone 10 have it appear that Wheeler was indicted on tlimsy grounds. The Justice is a very able lawyer, with q high reputation for honesty. He con- vinced the senate that he knew what he was about and got his supreme court confirmation. It's fair 10 as sume that 1t was all right. But if those Wheeler charges prove 10 bn weak, inc situation will be far plcasanter for the senator than for Justice Stone,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
\ Complete Stop

"A Tricky TrioleD Bill loved a little lassie; And soon the news was rife, Because she was so classy Bill loved this little lassie; Her voice was sweet. not brassy And filled with joy his life. Bill loved a little lassie-- Till murdered by his wife.
 Sylvia B. Friedman
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
LnY CmARLEs ?. sTEWARTl

NEA Service Writer
 Washington, May S.-UnIess inc government makes a better showing in its case here against Senator Wheeler than the prosecution made against him in Montana. Justice Harlan F. Stone of the federal su- premc court is going 10 be "in" somewhat bad" The Montana case wasn't .chargeabIc 10 Justice Stones account. If it was frame up, as Senator Wheeler contends, and as the jury seems to have thought, too. tho framing was done before stone took over the justice department, and he inherited it, with other unfinished business left over from the Daugherty regime. For the Washington indictment, however, Stone himself was responsible.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
Discretion

Rhodes: "Why doesn't Frank in tend to take vacation-too much 10 do?"
 Brayton "No not enough to do. He is afraid the boss will find out how easily he can get along without him.
 -Insnnh Alihnllen-
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
ANNUAL MAY DANCE

The annual May dance Of tho Business and Professional Womcns club, wtich is one Of tho largest SO ciaI events of flo Senson. will be no1d ar fI'o Shut. Meadow cluh ou Frd,v. May -o 1lusir will bc fun A'sh"d hy Eml lIeimbcrger's OI- cheytTa,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
He Deserves < Dollar.

"Is your sister 1'rudy at home 9" tho young man inquired a bit timid- ly,
 Sure" the little brother, Roland, informed him. Come on in and make yourself at home. She's ex- pecting you"
 "Yes, but how did you know that" the young man inquired. That's easy" Roland told him. She's been asleep all afternoon"
 -RcN. u. Il.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
TOO MANY BOND ISSUES
 BY RAILROND>

Abort Shaw, editor Of the E"'le" Of r,.5evs. says American railroads are getting too mnch in l"b'; that in or.Is- Q ra:sc money they issue too many bonds, upon which t'+"rost ,az to 6. pa,l 8, co@l.aT i7'"r7 als ald wa.h have 10 re met a, ma'1T- rv. IT, s~rs nothing Dra an "e"' !a>~ aau3l for la"st o' '"@m.
 ~,..ng ft.. s,. rau railroad as al" .x.n,.a os .l.a ,r.nl he declares,
 .,~..r.. Is yac ,.ar moral 10 be .-...-n rom ''o rouagse Of ms .3r.5.s transportation system "n1 ,,,u ,.at :....@ 10 be printed "'.' ear..r4 rJv. .vr ... r-2Son '.a, ne
 ... ..~,....~es 0, many oth.r .m-
 .,...r. ~-. ,5 are moving In 'n"
 ... .. r.ps direction tha, 'A" <. r... ,..1 Thr roaI las m ..-s -H.a sl@.at.6"o Wo" 0.
 --. o.. r. 4 ...a' na7t'al issu@ oi ee-....... L rs oapl'1 r.41lre- ,,.,. for ,rr Iu,t twenty E"-rS hat ....n r..l 'F-o.-. ''" -',5 o' '''en ,,.. as ho,!- .. S.oh an o>''0' ,...... na.s a. , ~ro.H lssH's 2Do", -.-......a eau- rtr .r, '.,. rnaI "o"a .a ro~ 5e fr t.. ."' Is D. r@c'.
 IT,. -.-~..r .s .- n1nuaS"rs o' T+.. ta -3# a r"m"r@ |. ...,l b~ urom,a I. "v would '"'' ..an ..,c.,.l,,ralS j.,uo, !" DIS ,.snaa. uu. u,, etors 8"".i o'' buy .ra s.7ct. irHsriog 6" mortgage Ioaas ta~rra4
 .lrors os o.u,r rs.r"aIs ar. e.,- ..,~ into a >mar un>"".e '"11'- inn. auI for inc sa-'9 F''so''' ' >-....,,r is -qor> certain than fiat an ..., r-.. is comiaE for some "@ them ,,t ,.rr4r5 for mos- of 'h.m "o- ',4z1 fin. rar-.r proportion ol their r,Dital securities consists CT HF'. -rbtcb must hn paiI promptly. pr'n- otna1 and interest, TO matter Whal .1o earnings Of tL~ road, ra'h'T man of car;iGoa.es Of par'oorshp-L e. stock. IT thcs. evils are 10 be fend- a3 of. such railroads must haTe' in addition to good management. rates that will produce prodrs 10 attract stockholders and reasonable treat mort in the matter Of taxes anl res tric'iye laws.'
 All O. which nin1s mp like plea for better treatment Of the railroads, Bu, trnre are other items in inc si- tua'ion that ua railroads have 10 rontc0d with. uuo ot 'Arm .s that investors favor those investments wGioh or.r tn~ Irst returns. and rceHa3s Tor a .g~.,ae 7a>e not b,.o sbls 0 r1mpe:s with industr-,s ID
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08

In ordinary circumstances a prosecutor who fails 10 make out much Of a case against a man he has been instrumental in having in dicted though he may be blamed for proceeding on insufficient evi- dcNco, can at least reply that he was inspired by no improper aninue, at any rate. But these circumstances arc not ordinary. If the evidence at Senator Wheeler's District of Columbia trial proves no more sub stantial than the evidence in his trial at Great Falls, Justice Stone, who, as attorney general at the time, got the Washington indictment returned, will have considerable 10 explain. He may not do +. but it will be in order all the same.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
Member Of ths A,,oclnted rres,.

Tho Assoc'a;sd Press 's eyrlus.vefy er. titled to tNa use for rs-NGn.naton of aH news orodh cd Co .' or rat otrorW 'se credited In t.'s paper and a,S9 ,o-aI news published l,reu.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08

Dogwoo1 is a shortened form Of cause it formerly was used to make daggers, which held meat together while it wal roasted over a fire.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
Member AudIt nnrenu of nrcnlntlnn.

The A. H. q. is A nlt'oua, organization which furnishes newsIapers and nayer- Users with strictly honest analyss Of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based uron this audit. T1is insures protection as1.Hs' fraud ID nrvspsper distribution figures to both national and loca! ad}ertsels.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
Oh, You POofman.

Managing Editor: Who's making all that disturbance in the reception oilice?"
 Onice Girl: "A man came 10 kill the reporter who wrote that his daughter was a pretty mess"
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08

About all you can say for some stations IS that they give static some competition.
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08

At last Spain Is going after the Moors in a sane way. She is taking up football
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
NDIio hearl his Cousin Kate
An Interesting Type of Mine.

saw d moving picture Of the plains the other night and thunder ing good it was. too," wrote Dr. George A. Baldpate 10 Donald r. Smith. Tt recalled an amusing in- cidont of my early life on the plains, Five Of us prospcc'ors, were lost in the southwestern desert north of Yutututilla, Ariz. Our provisions were gone. We were living on cac- tus roots, which are disgusting fod- der. There was water in a muddy arroyo but nothing else. We were slowly wasting away,
 "One morning, cIawine at the roots of large cactus, l struck something hard. With my knife l cut out a chunk of it, IL bafled us. I, looked like hard, brown rubber. Finally one of the men suggested that We try cooking it. l put 1t in a saucepan and boiled it for % min- utes when suddenly a marvellous, familiar, and unmistakab'e odor met our nostrils, IL was corned beef. We stood over a mine Of it,
 My scientist easily worked out the solution. Under the ground on which VIC stood was an old salt bed. Years ago a heard of buffalo had Derishrd there from thirst or starva- ion. who can tell? We only knew that VI were glad they did. The result was corned-bccf'
 T stakad out claim and a year later went back and worked it l planted cahbaEcs on the surface and made a wad of money ~r'ling New England or corncd beef and cabbage dinners 10 hom"sjck settlers,
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08
Logic

Say. samho. da' t'hris'o' Co0um- .,9s mug a nocn wrons when he sai1 .a uori' am round.
 How yo make dat out''
New Britain herald., 1925-05-08

The general unrest caused by the war iS intensified by the knowledge that the fish are biting.