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Evening star., 1925-03-01
WILL MEET AT SHAW.
Parent-Teacher Association
Gather at Junior High.

The Parent-Teacher Association of
the Shaw Junior High School will
meet at the school Thursday night at
9 o'clock.
The meeting will consist of two parts:
First the second semester pupil well
fare conference of the parents and
teachers of Shaw Junior High School,
and, second, a program the main feature
of which will be a symposium on 1.-The
Use of After-school Time as Factor
in Pupil Progress" Parents, teachers
and school officials will contribute sug-
gestions on this topic. The faculty
quartet and the school Glee Club will
render the music, and the domestic
science girls will serve refreshments.
The president of the association,
George H. Jackson, will preside.
Evening star., 1925-03-01
HEBREW HOME FOR AGED
is NEARING COMPLETION
Dedication Ceremonies Set for
Middle of .May-$11o, 900 Paid
on Pledges of $500, 600.

The new Hebrew Home for the
Aged being erected on Spring road
between Eleventh and Thirteenth
streets is rapidly nearing compile
tion. The building committee ex-
poets to hold the dedication cere-
monies about the middle of May.
A meeting was held last Wednes-
day at the Arlington Hotel by so
supporters of the movement, when
plans were made for the immediate
collection of pledges made at the
drive" which was conducted about
two years ago. OF the 5000,
pledged, it was stated $4,000 has
already been paid.
Mrs. Harry Sherry presided, and
addresses were made by Mrs. Charles
Goldsmith and r. b. III. Behrend
chairman Of the building eommlttse,
Evening star., 1925-03-01
ANNIVERSARY OBSERVED.
Southeast Union w. G. T. u. Holds
Meeting at Church.

The Southeast Union w. C. T. U,
celebrated it's 45th anniversary We'd
nesday evening in Trinity Methodist
Episcopal Church The president,
Mrs Hattie Risler, presided.
An address on temperance work
was given by Raymond Schmidt,
District president. Mrs. Sanford Shell
ton. told of the growth of the or
ganization over the period of nearly
90 years. Mrs. Marshall Pickering
gave the history of the Southeast
Union, telling of Mrs. NJ. E. Small
wood and Mrs. Palmer, the two Oldest
members. Mrs. Otto Roepke sang.
Refreshments were served.
Evening star., 1925-03-01

An American firm will dredge the
bar at the mouth OF the Magdalena
River in the $3,700.o00 plan of i'm
proyement of the harbor that is being
carried out by Colombia
Evening star., 1925-03-01

BY constant immersion in an oxy-
gen bath a seven -month-ol baby was
saved from death in . London hos
litsl IeceplZ.
Evening star., 1925-03-01

Fish die in cold water, says Prof.
Frank Smith of the University of
Illinois, after tests made In Dougla.
Laksh Mich
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-29

de tributacion es de inportancia
pri1nordial en- la estructura del
gobierno. Antes del nacimiento de
Cristo, Roma tenia, como impor-
tante fuente de tributos, una con-
tribuci6n sobre rentas, y desde en-
tcnces hasta el presente, puestros
economistas. dentro y fuera del
gobierno, han estado discutiendo
contribuciones sobre rentas, apor-
tando cientos de ideas relatiyas a
tTibutos, con Ell Inico resultado
de que ning1n gobierno ha resuel-
to el problema nj aun parcial-
mente. Nosotros estanaCs hoy tan
perdidos como 10 estuvimos STEM
pre-.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-29
EL VERDUGO
De ST MLSMO


Todo el mundo cree, piensa
y esta conforme en- que un
hombre puede ser verdugo de
otro hornbre o de muchos ho1n=
bres; pero 10 que a nadie Sc
le ocurre es pensar que un
hombre pueda ser su propio
verdugo.
Y sin embargo, es verdad ;
los hay y a centenares.
GQue no?
jQue cosa 81 no es ell bora.
cho, que malgasta su salud,
su honra y su dinero en- la tas
berna?
lone otra cosa sino, SUI pro-
pio verdugo y el de su fami.
liza es el que pone su fortuna
a una carta o la ruleta?
IY que otra cosa es, 81 no
sn yerdugo, Ell que no Sc cuida
de su propia persona, vistien-
do con elegancia, sabiendo que
el vestir bien inspira confan.
"a y respeto y abre muchas
puertas antes cerradas?
Que este sucediera en- Puer.
to Rico antes, Sc exphcaba;
hoy, va no. Ell problema ha
sido resuelto por Ell C0RTE
MGLES.
Driles de purisimo hilo, ga
bardinas en- muchos colores,
casimires tropicales, todo i'm.
portado directamente de la
misma Inglaterra, con una ga
rantia de la caIidad de estos
generos, han hecho de Ell
CORTE INGLES, la sastreria
imp~escindible de todos los
que saben de eIegancia mas.
culina.
Ell CORTE INGLES, tiene
los mejores driles, los mejores
cortadores, los mejores sas=
tres -. y los peores precios
porque son demasiado favora=
bles para Ell pdblico, que hoy
paga por un traje un cincuen=
ia por ciento menos que antes
de que existiera Ell. CORTE
INGLES..
Ell. CORTE TNGLES
LA FABRICA Y SASTRERIA
DE MODA EN- PUERTO RICO
No equivoque la direcciSa,
estamos al lado de la barbe-
ria Ell FIGARO y frente al
edificio de Ell MUNDO.
San Jose st. No. s..
Telefono 1928. p. o. Box 994.
San Juan, P. r.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-29
10 QUE PoDRIAMOS
ESTUDIAR


Veinte siglos ha, y desde enton-
ees, la vocaci6n de agriculture,
una de las principales piedras
fundamentales de la civilization,
ha estado en- frecuentes v serias
difcultades que el agricultor mis-
mo no ha podido corregir. Recien-
temente acabamos de telaer una
investigation de la agriculture en-
los Estados Unidos. FL presidente
Coolidge, con la mejor de las in
tenciones, nombro un cuerpo de
INVESTIGATORS capacitados. Des-
pues de seis meses han hecho una
serie de Recommendations que no
satisfacen nj al negociado de agri-
cultura; nj al bloque de agricul-
torres, nj nadie.
Lo malo de este plan es que
seis meses es un periodo muy
corto para obtener exito y la aven-
tura debe continuar mientras el
agricultor paga la mdsica.
Ell Este Industrial Sc alarma
por Ell problema agrfcola, porque
el Este no puede prosperar sin
Ia prosperidad simultanea del
Oeste.
Todo buen ciudadano esta an
sioso de que el probleba .contri-
butivo, el agrfcola, el de trans
portacion y demas dificultades con
que nos confrontamos, Sc arreglen
de tai manera que produzean el
mayor bienestar para el mayor
n1inero.
La charla demagogica de que eli
Este Sc opone al Oeste y de que
ell Sur esta contra el Norte, es
criminal. Ninguna region de los
Estados Unidos, nj del nundo,
ruede continuar su prosperidad 4
expensas de cualquier otra re-
gion Y nuestra gente sensata Sc
da perfecta cuenta de ,esto.
Un gran obstaculo para q 6xi-
tc del gosierno es IA carencia de
verdaderos lideres, y nosotros de-
benos encontrar un medic para
corregir el NAL. Tnsistimos en- que
s;empre sc nos obstaculiza porque
nunca Sc nos presenta nj la mi-
tad de la /verdad de los hechos Q
ignoramos donde encaminarnos pa
ra obtener information.
Todas estas difcultades y mu-.
chas mas que podriamos enune-
1ar, Sc salvaran solo cuando ten-
gamos sufciente sentido para pro-
veer ell medic salvador. Este me-
dio, mi juicio, seguira los pa.
sos de los exitos conquistados
por nuestras artes Y ciencias. Ta-
les exitos son el resultado direc-
to del estudio sunamente orga-
nizado y continuado durante lar
gos periodos de tempo y estos
estudios, muchos de los cuales da-
/ tan de siglos, estan aun en- su
senda que han de continuar hasta
el final de Ia historic.
Sin embargo, desde el principle,
la gente no ha hecho un estudio
continue inteligente de la cien-
cia de gobernar, una ciencia en-
tres las mas ingeniosas, y funda-
mentalmente importante en- la vi
da del hombre. Es este I'm dicho
alarmante; pero de certeza in
negable.
Suponed que henaos estudiado
medicine bajo Ia direction de un
mont6n de polfticos de igual suer-
to que 10 hemos hecho en- 81 estu-
dio del gobierno durante quinien-
| tos amos ;d6nde estarian1os hoy
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-29
Sc HACE MUY POGO CON RE-
LACION A 10 MUCHO QUE
Sc HABLA
DE LA REVISTA "THE
WORLDS WORK
Mayo de 1925
SUGESTIoNES DE UN INGE-
NERO SoBRE GOBIERNO
Por Hugh L. Cooper

Un muy ilustrado abogado in
ternacionalista y economista, dijo
recientemente uno de nuestros
anteriores embajadores:
EN- cuanto a la ciencia de go-
bernar, el mundo es un asno. ;Por
que no cream ustedes una cieucia
de gobierno?'
Augusta Cesar Sc expresaba en-
terlninos sinilares ALA por el ano
"a antes de Cristo.
Como resultado de varios amos
de estudio general y observation
de nuestro sistema de gobierno,
he venido recomendando durante
los diez amos pasados el estable-
cimiento de una nueva agencia
amplia y vigorosa para el estudio
de la ciencia de gobernar y para
que en- cuanto sea humanamente
possible, ayude al mundo librarse
de guerras absurdas y den al
pueblo un gobierno que Sc distin-
ga por su justicia inteligencia.
En- los Estados Unidos tenemos
actualmente propiedades valera
das en- $320.OoO,O0O,0OO, que nos
permiten ganar $4,000, ,OOo, 900,
de los cuales pagamos siete billo-
mes de d6lares en- contribuciones
federales, del estado Y municipa-
les.
lie dedicarnos mes y medic de
cada aiio al costo de una serie
de gobiernos tan tristemente ine-
ficientes que amenazan la vida de
la democracia en- que vivimos y
con la cual yenimos experiment
tando. Mientras tanto la gente
irrefexiya dira:
"Si nuestro gobierno es tan
nialo, 5como Sc explica Ell hecho
evidente de que los Estados Uni
dos forman hoy el pals mas rico
y feliz del orbe?" La condensation
obvia .consta de dos parties:
Primera: Mucho mas de Ia mi
tad de los recursos naturales del
niundo, Sc encuentran en- los Es-
,taGos Unidos, y estos recursos
han sido la base directa del 6xito
y la felicidad que disturbances al
presente.
Segunda: Nuestro exito en- Ell
desarrollo de estos recursos Sc de-
be enteramente a la iniciativa
particular. pesar de la mala
practica gubernanental, cuya Sc
riedad Sc acreeenta diariameate. Z
Nuestro gobierno Sc esta po-
niendo tan deseomupal e incompe-
tente que causa alarma en- la
mente y el coraz6n de todo buen
obseryador.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1925-05-29
UN DILUvIo DE .LEYEs

En- los 1ltimos diez y nueve
amos, nuestro Congreso Federal
ha celebrado 1,495 audiencias con
tentiyas de 56,OOO,00O de pala-
bras y ha aprobado 3,9S4 leyes
con un conjunto de 2,5O0,O0O pa
labras, precedidas de una ava
lancha de verbosidad en- el Con
gressional Record" de. 26O,OOO,OOO
millones de palabras, seis veces
Ell contenido de la ENCYCLOPEDIA
Britannica. Durante este periodo
Ia derOgacion de leyes ha sido
practicamente nula.
Seguramente que ninguna per-
soma sensata pensara que tai dilu-
vic de leyes es de interes p1blico.
Cuando un Congreso aprueba $50
: leyes Y los resoluciones como 10
hizo en- un ano (192S), este no
debe pretender que creamos que
el Congreso dedico mucho ITEM
20 a deliberar cuidadosamente.
Seguramente que en- tai remolino
legislative no hay tempo lu-
gar para el estadista para el
profundo estudio de los agudos
lproblemas comprendidos en- Ia ma
nera de gobernar 100000 de
kabitantes.
Consideremos brevemente dos de
los mayores problemas con que
Sc ha confroutado el nundo desde
Eel principle conocido de Ia histo-
ria Y que permanecen sin solu-
cioh. Admitiremcs que la question
Evening star., 1925-01-16
e,.:tlans

yellow, almond green, rose or a soft
rust tone, the new kashas are fascinat-
ing and Spring-ike.
Evening star., 1925-01-16
English Broadc1oth Override,

Smart Overbouse made of English broadcloth in tai
All have the wanted long sleeves we'll
line. They in white and powder blue Sizes 36
46.
FTesr.
Evening star., 1925-01-16
Every variety of flares

There are front fares
of clever godets, some
times of alternating
colors; there are side
flares, too, offering a
smart contrast to the
straightness of a kasha
dress; fared flounces;
flared tiers; circular
flares beginning at the
waistline-well, there is
no end to their en-
chanting variety!
To these flares do we
owe the delightful
change which has come
over the familiar sill
houctte.
In materials kasha
takes the lead, of
course, and its inpor-
tance in dresses, coats
and ensembles cannot
be stressed too much.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02
LIGHTER Stationery

History may repeat itself.
During the siege of Paris in the
war of 1870, out-of-town CORE
spondence was written on very
thin paper
This was because mail was
sent out in balloons, and space
was valuable.
Then again, the same kind
OF stationery was resorted to in
the days of the pony express.
Now the airmail is. being ex-
tended under the direction of
Colonel Paul Henderson t. tap
every important city.
And although rates are COM
paTatively cheap, milady's heavy
stationery may give way to
something less weightv.
1t will be a good thing if all
letters are written on lighter
paper. Many d two-ounce let
ter can be written en- half as
heavy stationery.
An ounce doesn't make much
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02
EDIT q RIAL S
Our Universities

You heard quite bit Of talk,
a year or so back, about the
rcdness Of many of our col
Ieges and universities.
If you would believe all you
heard, you would become con
vinced that a college diploma
was a passport to Moscow, and
that Lenin and Trotsky ranked
ahead Of Washington and Lin
coin in cur academic halls.
But a visit to most any col
lege or university commence
ment this month ought to have
been enough to explode this idea
once and for all.
What is on the undergrad
uate s mind?
Well, football and track and
baseball and so on occupy a
large share of his attention.
Then there are the girls and
shows and dances and things
like that. Maybe, at times, even
his duties come in for d little
notice.
But Moscow, and commun-
ism? Forget it! The average col
Iege student cares less about
them than about what's on tic
other side Of the noon.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02

and children accompanied then
hone for few weeks visit.
Mr.. and Mrs, J. A. Duke and
children, Mr.. and Mrs. S. B. Duke
attended the baptizing of Mrs. Geo.
Greene at Cooks Mill sunday, at
tended services at Andersonville
and were dinner guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. j. w. Aycock at the Anderson
vile stockade.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. T. Athons and
family, of Lowe, and Misses Mary
and EImie Greene, of Fountainville,
were Sunday guests of Henderson
Justice and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. L. Holloway and
children spent Sunday with his ia
Their, Mr.. Willis Holloway and fam
lily near Bumphead.
Mrs. S. B. Duke and Mrs. l.. /.
Holloway spent Monday with Mrs.
c. A. Head at Green's Mill.
Mr., and Mrs. Russell English and
children were Sunday guests of M
and Mrs. Jim Mathis at Buena
Vista.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02
ENGLISHVH.LE

Misses Haru ruke and he visitor,
Miss CIamce Kennedy, Of Plant
CitT, Fla, vent Thursday with
Misses Montez and ANNE Belle
Justice.
Mrs. A. N. English, Misses Val
KIeckley and Willie Ruth English
spent Tuesday afternoon with Mrs,
Eta Royal at Lacrosse.
Mrs. l.. c. Myers, of Elkin, N c..
spent Tuesday afternoon with Mrs
Eta Royal at Lacrosse.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. A. Smith and
children spent Thursday with Mrs
Dora Thompson at Byromville, and
little My1tice Thompson accompa-
med them home for few days Wis
it with Sara Make Smith.
Mrs. Charlie Kitchens and B.
M. Kitchens spent Thursday with
Mrs. S. S. English at Andersonville.
Mrs. W. T. English and DIN
English spent Wednesday with Mr..
and Mrs. j. T. Smith in Brooklyn
Heights, Americas.
Herbert Herring and son, Gard
ner, of near Ellaville spent Thurs
day night with Charlie Kitchens
and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. 7. Smith. of
Americas, spent Thursday with
Charlie Kitchens and family.
Mr., and Mrs. Sidney Lee and
Clyde Peacock, 70 Pleasant Hill,
spent Sunday with Mrs. Mary Nc
Tendon and family.
Miss Willie Ruth English spent
last weekend with Mrs. Matte Nc
Mahen and her aunts, Mesdames
Dan Klecklcv, Mack English and
d. I. Google at Oglethorpc.
J. A. Duke, Misses Haru Duke
and CIarice Kennedy spent Sunday
with Mr.. and Mrs, c. w. Saunders
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02

crude one. But there is hint Of
serious truth y It.
In Japan they really do it; not ON
the stage, but in indecent books.
When the leering degenerate On
the Paris bouoyarl3 trle, to sell
you obscene pictures, they are, oI
course, all nude. There are obscene
pictures in Japan, too, but they are
all voIuminously clothed from chin
to toe.
Nudity is so common in the Ori-
ent that it never occurs to anyone
to regard it as inlmodest; so the
purveyors of lewdness have to re-
verse the western method.
1t is all matter of custom.
Gungha Din's costume-on Gungha
Din-is amply modest.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02
THIRTY YEARS Aco TO-DAY
(From The Times-Recorder, July
2. 1850

(From The Times-Recorder, July
2. 1850
Judge and Mrs. Charles F. Crisp,
and Messrs Charles r. and Fred
Crisp leave this morning for Cum
berland where they will spend q
week or two very pleasantly. From
that popular resort Mrs. Crisp will
80 direct to Gainesville for the sum
mer while Judge Crisp and son,
Charles will leave for a tour abroad.
Messrs. J. w. Sheffield C. c,
Clay and Prof. Moves have returt-
cd from pleasant stay Of week
at Cumberland, Prof N1yc5 at
tended the session Of the Georgia
Teachers Association whl... is one
of the largest in polat Of attend
ance as well as the most successful
ever held
Miss Lila Johnson, Wto has been
studying music at the New England
Conservatory Boston. },}s returned
home, accompanied by Miss Eugenia
Brahan, Of Texas, who will ne her
guest 1Cr while.
Miss Nina WiljAlns has G3rc to
Oglethorpe for a few days, called
tEere bv the serious illness Ct 1er
amt. Mrs. J. R. Murro Miss Fay
Williams is spending The week N
Euaville.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02
z = IT o RIAL S

Modern inventions have not de-
stroyed adventure. They have made
it.
Who since Marco Polo has had
such a .record as Raold Amundsen?
The South Pole on foot; the
North Pole, and, after four hundred
years of search, the first naviga-
ton of the northwest passage.
And after him goes Macmillan
better equipped mechanically, as is
the American way--incidentally for
the pole, but primarily to explore
from the air the unknown lands Of
the far north.
If getting to places, taking risks
and conquering difficulties is adj
venture this is the very age of ad-
venture.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY


(trom The Times Recorder, JULY
?, 1909
Mr., mad Mrs. L. G. Council and
baby daughter Ruth. left yesterday
for the Allegheny Mountains, being
Joined in Atlanta by Mrs. G. W.
Council and Miss Annie Council.
Miss Annie Mae Bells recital was
an enjoyable affair Of last evening.
From the analysis Of Grieg's ''Peer
Gynt Suite" given by Miss Bell be-
fore the renditions of the music BY
Messrs. Argo, Scarborough, Floyd
Johnson, and Littloiohn to the last
dainty notes of "The Butterfly"
PLAYED by Miss Elizabeth Cobb, the
program was one of remarkable in.
terest and rendition. Thursday
night was graduation night of two
pupils, Miss SaIlie Johnson, and Miss
Ethel McMath.
Three Americas boys will repre-
sent Americas on the Pacific slope
during the next six weeks, Dudlev
Gatewood, Allen Fort, Jr., and r.
f. Galloway, view the beauties Of
nature and Of art the animate and
inanimatc. This trio Of tmid youn
bachelors leave Tuesday morning
for Portland, making the trip of
nearly 1000 miles by easy stages,
a stop at Salt Lake City,
in the land of the Mormon, where
husbands are at a premium.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02
z!EHEtFEd%27}gIE!EEEE|E.:,
9<4AENAIEmlI POEM

. Lssen hee grown I'll give you tip that vii help you
s leelns snort Youth will return you'll just take trip
qua where the thrill and the funs rtmnin high and The
CT an works on the shelf That the place Won too
A'en pass by and You really cheatin' yourself
9hocn the chutes makes you ngle with lin tbro,ob the
eo ano the splash that get Jigges and Jerks from the
'0e on the "hp Jar you loose from worry fret
Pleasure there and easily be found v,e, tho grown
ups IKE KIDS, take fling riding horse on the mer
round and flying the aerial swing go
!, NO matter how DID, you would like to be YOUNG Well
HE to the joy park and then-soon Won vii 49, az
praises are sung CT the spot where we're all young again
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02
OTHER DAYS IN AMERICUS

ers Bank building. The big lot
will be used by the Second Georgia
regimen. N their field stunts on
July fifth. -
Farmers in Americas today from
every section of Sumter and neigh
boring counties bring flattering re-
ports Of abundant rains and improv-
ca crop conditions. Cotton had not
sustained any injury as yet but win
be benefited by the rains neverthe
less. Conditions clown on the
farm are highly favorable at pres
ent, and farmers rejoice and make
exceeding glad.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02

beautlfICT.
Massage this sweetly fragrant
lemon bleach into the face, neck,
arms and hands. 1t can not irritate.
Famous stage beauties use it to
bring that clear, youthful skin and
rosy-white con.pleXion; also as a
freckle, sunburn and tan bleach.
You must mix this remarkable To-
ton yourself. 1t can not be bought
ready to use because it acts best
Immediately after it is prepared.
-(adv.)
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
From The Times Recorder, July
2, 1870

| (trom The Times Recorder, Jul!
2, 1870
Americas taxpayers, those Wuc
are due tithes to your Uncle Samuel
for his beneficence, may prepare &c
pay and pay now as taxes for the
fiscal year beginning July 1st, arc
now due Under the head of Fed
eral taxes comes a long list of deal
ers and others subject thereto, and
the aggregate amount to be paid
here into the Federal treasury is
considerable.
Attorney General Clifford Walk
er, Of Atlanta, is a prominent yisi-
tor in Americas, whore he has a
host of admiring friends. He is the
guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Har-
rold at their College street resi-
dencc.
The city street force under the
direction Of City Engineer Ansley,
is clearing the big vacant lot be
tween the post office and the Plant
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02

Orchard w h t e,
which any druggist
will supply for a
few cents. Shake
well in a bottle,
and you have a
whole quarter-pint
of the most won
dcrful skin whitcn-
cr, softened and
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02
SUPPOSE WEARING CLOTHES
WERE IMMODEST

A Paris burlesgue has a scene rel
resentiug a cafe whore it is regard
ed as indecent for anyone TO wear
clothes. Finally, someone gets in
fully dressed. and the whole conf
pany falls aghast. 1It,
1t is a joke, Of course, and a
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1925-07-02
1 zs::7 TOM
[ g SIMS
\GS22/>SXYS

A woman likes to think she is
BEING 9GGs'd and to know she isn't
for L. ~ make a success of yavY
se work ana sun he a failure.
Bathing sui5a aro not s. bad You
take a girl in one now, and you
can't make Il mistake.
Matrimony is all there is to keeh
people from being single.
Sometimes everything in the
world seems an awful waste of time.
Some men insist upon losing their
faith in women daily.
Not eating watcrmelons is the
heighth of foolishness.
Inc girl OF today isn't so interest
ing as the girl of tonight.
Maybe having to work wouldn't
be so terrible if you didn't have ito
do it for a living.
Trying his best to marry has kept
many a man single
kissina when YOU Don, get kick
bad as not enough.
a h.ghbroW is one who wants per
fume en- his onions.
Half The divorces are obtained by.
couples who failed to keep each
other busy enough.
Too many troubles are almost us
bads as not enough.
The honeymoon ends where the
crying begins.
Those not on the level are under
mining society.
The kitchen is a bad place to go
for the honeymoon.