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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-08-15
IEARMA-N,NQlTEESS

The farm premises can be made
brighter and cleaner by the liberal use
of some good whitewash.
Any handy man can make dumb
waiter. 1t carries loads up and down
cellar stairs easier than woman can.
The cooperative bull association is
a valuable ally of the contrasting as
ISOLATION in building up the dairy In
dustry Of community.
The average COW produces about 100
pounds of butterfat In year. By
means of selection, care and feeding,
this average can be doubled.
Potato growers may expect In
creased yields of from % to 40 per
cent from the proper use of bordeaux
solution in spraying their potatoes.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-08-15
Could saue Cool

Nearly one-third of all coal mined
is burned under stationary boilers,
and almost % per cent of this coal
could be saved by puiverizing. 1t Is
claimed
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-08-15

now mucn gooQ your
medicine has done
me. When | started
to take it / was al
most bed fast and
would have been in
bed all the time if I
had had any one to
care for my children.
There was so much
swelling and pain
that / could hardly
take a step. / took
couop hoffloc of
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-08-15
Some Weather Indication.

In signals for wind and weather
red flag with black center indicates
a storm Of marked violence Is expect
ed: blue flag indicates rain or snow
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-08-15
Piles Disappear
Peterson's Ointment

"Please let me tell you" says Peter
son, that for instant relief from the
misery of blind, bleeding or itching
piles there is nothing so good as Peter
sons Ointment, as thousands have
testified" Best for old sores and itch
ing skin. All druggists. 35c, Coo.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-08-15
Go SloU in Finding Fault

"Tellin' a friend bout where he's
wrong" said Uncle Eben, "ain't near
as liable to make him lose his faults
as it is to make you lose friend"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-08-15
HOW THIS WOMAN
Got STRENGTH
Put Up 800 Quarts Fruit, 500
Glasses Jelly and Took Care
of Four Children
Observation-Disclosures

Norwalk, Iowa" have been mean
ing for some time to write and tell you
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

what was the matter, why she was in
such state, she muttered something
about the woman having been so rude
and trying to overcharge her.
I was rather annoyed. The adven-
ture was absurd. To spend over an
hour, on such a night, carrying a girl
and baby to and fro in London was
most unsatisfactory. SO / sulked. III
complete silence we arrived at a point
in Elgin Ave where the cab stopped.
This is where I get off" said Rhoda.
She was pulling herself together a
little now. "Thank you very much"
A hot little hand grasped mine for q
moment. Carefully she got out. I
did not follow her, for I was para
lyzed with amazement; on corner of
the baby's coat I had seen an elab-
orately worked coat of arms and
coronet.
1t must have been the heat for I de
layed a moment in following her. Then
the cabman called me back ferociously,
since I had not paid him. There was
some confusion, for the man was rude
When at last I followed her. I had
lost a minute. ran down a little
street bordered with front gardens. It
was very dark, however, so I stopped
wildly in the middle OF the roadway.
Continued in Our Next Issue)
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

The taxi had by this time reached
Victoria and turned southeast into a
network of little black streets. It
stopped suddenly at a corner, and
Rhoda leaped out. telling me to wait
a moment. I craned out of the win
dow to see where she went. She al
most disappeared into the darkness.
but l had an impression that as she
stopped at a doorway she met another
person. But my strained eyes at
once lost sight Of that other shape.
I felt that ] must have made a mis-
take. for. by that time. Rhoda had
disappeared either into the darkness
of a porch. or down some steps into
a basement. I was not exactly en-
ioying my situation; though I sat in
a taxi. I was In the middle Of some
particularly unpleasant slums. No
doubt the girl thought that, by STOP
ping the cab some distance from her
destination, should fail to trace her
upon her strange mission. But she
could not realize my profound knowl-
edge of London; I was in Guelf ST.,
in a reputedly criminal part of Pim-
Hco. It was quite possible for a gang
OF roughs to hold up the cab. But
If this was trap, L should have been
asked into the house; besides, adven-
turesses do not look for their prey
in the neighborhood Of the Chippen-
ham, the poorer part of Kilburn. So
I watched, and after a quarter Of an
hour, from the doorway came Rhoda,
slightly staggering under white bur
den. She was breathing hard as she
arrived and feverishly jumped into
the taxi.
st say" remarked, where do you
want to go to?"
Back" she said, with gasp.
''Backi Quick, Backr'
"You mean to the Chippenham?
Eyes. No, no, not that. Tell him
to go to :. I'll tell him. Here. hold
it. -
Stueefied, held the baby, which
seenatsS to be asleep, while she told
the csbman something hurried and
then rejeined me.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

Dr. Arthur Harrop of Albion Col
leEe, Michigan, lecturer and author,
will speak at the thirty annual
session of the Boone County Teachers
Association, Friday and Saturday.
Citizens Of Carthage are backing a
movement to erect tablet in the
new school building inscribed to
record the fact that the town was the
first to receive a commissioned high
school in Indiana.
A chapter of the IzaaI Walton
League of America is to be formed at
Lafayette, Jan. 21
A new Disciple of Christ Church.
the Tabernacle Christian, has been
organized at Muncie.
Funeral services for Uncle" Jacob
Martin Of Decatur. 80, for sixteen
years member OF the city council,
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

tiOn to the colo bath I would find at
nome. No doubt, for that reason,
failed at first to observe that my watch
was shared by a young girl. And
when 1 did observe her, I registered
casually that she was dark and pretty.
She did not interest me. 1t was so
not that she might fall down in fit
she liked; I wouldn't have the en-
ergy to help her up.
However, after a moment, my ad-
venturous habit of mind was animated
1y the discovery that she was walking
Up and down very fast. That anybody.
for no obvious reason, should walk up
and down in this tOrrid air suggested
lunacy or crime. My interest devel-
oped as the girl passed me. wheeled
viciously upon her heels, tramped by
again She was paying no attention
o me. Her pretty little nose was held
high in the air; her small, bare hands
we're clenched on the parasol, with
which occasionally she gave the pave
snent jab.
Now women are always interesting,
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17
THE STOLEN BABY

t was two minutes past twelve.
Only very little after mid
IL night. But, all the same, mys
cry and adventure began TO settle
upon the city. Already the streets
looked deserted, apart from a few cou-
pies too absorbed in themselves to
matter more than sidewalks and lamp
posts. 1t had been very hot all day,
so hot that l had gone out seeking
coolness rather than adventure. But
the night was nearly as hot as the day,
and 1 had spent the last two hours
in a state of semi-collapse in the Pad
dington Recreation Ground. I had
ought for a taxi in vain, and now.
feeling exhausted. I was waiting for
omnibus. Thus my thoughts were
irected upon myself rather than upon
Iy surroundings: the foreground of
my mind was occupied by the sodden
state Of my collar, by a violent aspira-
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17
Rucker Against Box Plan

An attack on the Box peace plan
was made by Alvah j. Rucker, former
county prosecutor, in a talk before
the Bible Investigation Club of the
Y. NJ c. A. Wednesday night He
characterized the plan as an effort to
put over the League of Nations. and
predicted the League will be lrespon-
sible for another great war
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

some time ago Mr.. George was
asked by an interviewer: What Is
your favorite amusement" The nove-
lst replied :Loafing about a great city
between midnight and dawn" His rea-
son he gave as follows: AT night il
is the unexpected happens. The few
people about you would be in bed. were
IL not for some unusual cause-love.
purpose of crime, agony of 3pprehen-
sion, or black poverty. Lonely under
the stars, these people seek company:
they willingly confide in you. and even
enlist you in their schemes" Thus
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17
UPSET STOMACH,
Gas, INDIGESTION
Chew a few Pleasant Tablets,
Stomach Feels Finel

So pleasant, so inexpensive. so quick
. settle an upset stomach. The mo
ment ''Pape's Diapepsin" reaches the
tomach all pain and distress from in
vanishes.
Millions know its magic. All drug
lists recommend this harmless stOm-
fch ve.-Advertisement.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

necessary since the child was asleep.
1 tried to talk to her. but for some
unknown reason she hardly answered
me. She was in a state of tebrile ex-
citement. At last, when I asked her
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

AS soon as the door closed she
snatched the baby back from me:
turning her shoulder away, she held
the bundle against her, making little
soothing noises that were quite un-
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

Mr. w. L. George has wandered hun
dreds Of nights in London Paris, Bar
,.e ona New York, Chicago. etc. He
has participated in several exciting ad-
ventures which he relates here. alter
ug the names and details for the sake
OF his strange companions of the night.
Three of these adventures actually hap
pened to Mr.. George; three are slightly
amended. They make up the picture of
darkness and passion which stands be-
hind the face OF every great city, and
represents a hidden world into which
the daring can penetrate.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17
BY CAP HIGGINS

his back to a stove. 4 fellow employe
saw him running with his trousers
ablaze and grabbed a hose carrying
hot water and steam, which he played
upon Wilbach's body before the blum
der was realized.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17
'Duffs' Out

Continued illness of Walter
Altman, Greater OF the "Doings
of TIE Duffs,' necessitates sus-
pension of his comic strip. All
man jumped back into harness
too soon after a recent illness,
and, as a result, has not fully
regained his health. Pending
complete recovery. THE Duffs''
will not appear on this page
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

The Otwell State Bank, whose char
ter would have expired March 5, has
been reorganized with r. NJ. Craig
as president and the capital increased
to $4,000.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17
HOOSIER BRIEFS

will be held Friday. He died at Little
Rock. Ark. where he had gone for a
visit with relatives.
Charles Wilsbach. railroad employe,
is recovering from burns
and scalds received when his trousers
caught fire as he was standing with
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
TERRORIST HELD
Deputy Drops Maniac After
Attack With Knives

I. G. Wooley. 90. a painter. was
being held In tho county ian Mon.
aay on a charge % resisting an or.
tiecr and attempted assault with a
deadly weapon. as tho result Of a
Wild cscanado with a knife az hts
home IN fauntleroy Sunday after.
noon.
Wooley started with an attack
upon a nciehhor with club. Ho
then obtained two long butcher
knives and torrorircd his district
until Deputy sheriff William IL.
Scans Was called.
Sears found Wooley walking up
aud down in his front yard flour.
ishinE the knives. lie drew his
revolver and called on him 70 drop
the knives. Woolcy made a rush
az Sears which nearly cost the
deputy his lie. lie avoided the
knives until an opening occurred
when he dropped wooloy with a
blow frcm hls sun.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
PAUL WILL SEEK
ANOTHER TERM
County Commissioner Says
Victim OF Spite

fse,aring that Dc has hccn marked
:, s,t,as ~ certain officials In the
.,r4hoase whose spending hs has
..n.a County Commissioner
s,-,nk paul announced his candidacy
=. election 70 tho hoard ffom the
y. '.e,h district Monday
paul dcclarcd De has been foroea
~, up his fight az this time
',.,r.t he ''clique or officials, tho
- election date IS several months
~ because u the insidious cam
,...n ,hat has been started AGAINST
-. ~,ycri has gone forth that Paul
-,,.s H. defeated a. All Haaris.
mi sasa- Il take up thc Eaesa q
,,,,le ana shall ask the people 90
seelde the fight.
r.ul declared that a. minority
-.,al<r a tho board every means
,.s.l1le has been taken 20 discredit
IA emharrass him by majority
members
an investigation was called for
~ The state hoard OF accountancy
rah he object o. throwing discfcdit
,non me" said Paul IL revealed
,est under my Foad plan ] have
sared 800 per cent On the estimated
eo,,s furnished by the county cngi'
r,er's office. and the engineers Pct
.eAeme Of contracting road work.
sRy huying our own road ma.
,hlnerg and doing our own work I
ayed ne taxpayers last yea" Paul
aid
county records viii show there
,,ve hen morc roads built Ia the
~ush district the past year than any
wsvions year
With the sane number % miles
q, roaa 70 b built this year. Paul
AVS he has asked for sss.,SSs com
And 70 ssss.sIs In the north district
rcsa fund. Paul claims his system
4, constructing roads by force ac,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
LEGAL NOTICE.
,noI EEsoLuTIoN No q, jsll l.

RESOLUTION No. fsai,
PROPOSED AMENDMENT NO. L
A RESOLUTION AND PROPOSITION
20 amend Section 81 Article TX
Of the City Charter Of the city %
Seattle, ana proVidinE for the
submission or such proposes
amendment 10 the qualified eleots
ore of said city for their ratifioa-
tlen OF rejection at the Eensrsi
isi,.
DE IT RESOLVED ny THE cITx
council or THE CITY Oh Sc
ATTLEi
That Section Of Article TX OF the
City Charter Of the city OF Seat
tlo. be amended 10 read a. follows
Gee. tile shall perform such other
dutieA as this charter or tho city
Council may direct. and may ap-
point one chief deputy. and. under
civil service rules. such other
deputies a. tho city Council may
authorize. In case o. the absence
Of the city Comptroller from the
city. or for any cause the city
Comptroller bo iucaparitnted from
acting the chief deputy shall Get
az CITY Comptroller. and for the
time being enjoy all his powers
AND BE M FURTHi.R REsoLVEf,
that such proposed amendment be
submitted 70 the qualified electors
OF the city Of Seattle for their
ratification or rejection At the
general municipal election 20 be
held IN rall city on the nth day
OF March. 1894.
Passed the City Council the 9tth day
OF December. 1858. and sigpsd By
me Va open session IN aulheutica-
tion Of It's passage this stth day
Of December. 1873
G. n FITZGERALD.
President or the City Council
Filed the stth day Of December, isss
II. w, cAnROLL.
city Comptroller aud ex-officlo City
Clerk.
ny u. ~. Street. Deputy.
Date Of first publication. Feb. Z
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
10000 AT BALL
Elks' Benefit Is Success for
Boys Club Home

For the mortgage on Tho Seat.
tic Boys club viii be paid. Lights
out--and ail's we'll"
As The last OF the happy jewellers
struggled into their wraps in the
wee sma' hours OF Sunday morning.
the committee in charge OF tho
Elks' Purple Bubbles ball felt more
than repaid for tho weeks OF nrdii-
Gus work and planning. by the
sweeping success OF the third an
nual benefit party In behalf OF the
Boys club. which is a feature Of
their Big Brother movement 70 help
deserving and ambitious boys.
With an estimated attendance Of
10000. the Armory was packed. and
tho forgcous and colorful costumes
OF the dancers. many IN carnival at.
tire, and the Jewel Box revue, pre-
scented by local beauties. drew APP
plaute that made tho raftcrs ring.
II was tho kind OF affair TINT
left the participants looking forward
to tho next ono. Seattle knows how
10 respond to tho call in worthy
cause. and -. +. o. Il. No. %
certainly knows how 10 make tho
appeal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
Electrical Fixtures

You save considerable whom you buy
your electrical fixtures UPSTAIRS
from the man that makes them.
WAGNER'S LIGHTING FIXTURES
1910 WeAtiase Ave, Times Square.
WE INSTALL THEM FREE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03

That Section s OF Article TX OF the
be amended ~ rad a. fotiowss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03

FURNITURE for Groom house.
everything goea, curtains, drepeS.
etc. including handsome mahoE.
any Console phonograph and
period suite. dirt cheap. $3.50 cash.
Pair now logRers' boots, .calked.
chickens. ti.5O, Charles ffnasc.
Snoqualrnie Wnsh.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03

count has resulted IN tho saving. and
that this system viii be continued
while he q IN office
Paul claims he has favored redue.
ton Of automobiles and has cut a
number ~ machines Off that were
unnecessary. His resolution seeking
20 number all county automobiles
and initial them was voted down. he
says with one courageous man TO
aid me tho board can save tho tax
payers thousands OF dollars this com.
lng year" Paul said.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
Assails Theory of
Evolution in Talk

Tho wild claim Is mado that
evolution is a demonstrated science.
but have the testimony OF 40 men
that evolution IL not science and
I can multiply TINT number" Eynn.
gelist T. ]. Martin said Sunday
night IN an address az tho Tnbcr.
naclc Baptist church. "The issue OF
evolution Is not ovoiution and
Christ. but evolution or Christ"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
Wine Purveyor Is
Given Jail Term

Serving vine with meals cost
Tony Demo three months IA the
county Jail when he appeared for
sentence before Federal Judge
NcteNr Monday morning. Demo
was arrested IN December. 1888. for
selling a llght wine known as
"daEo rcd" IN a Jackson u. rcsiau.
rant.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
sc ALTOS FOR SALE
Fords
Fords

1879 FoRD hoADaTElL 1870 THE
Ford hhH just been rspainted with
better paint Job than news hHH
asrb tisst,t .n.clai ,sd.ts 49,.
Mountain brakes. etc VIII soil on
terms. or take ln cheap fgrd al
first payment Marine Garage.
sV1g Frat ave. back of Crystal
Pool.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
LEGAL NOTICES
RESOLUTION NO. Ts.s
PROPOSED AMENDMENT no.

RESOLUTION NO. Ts.s
PROPOSED AMENDMENT no. .
A RESOLUTION AND PROPOSITION
70 amend Section ; OF Article TX.
Of the City Charter % the City Of
Seattle. and providing for the sub
mission OF such proposed amend.
fnrnt 10 the qualified electors OF
raid city for their ratification OF
rctrcuon Al tho general fnnnicipai
election 20 be hold therein on the
18th day Of March. 1885.
BE 1T RESOLVED DY THE CITY
COUNCIL. Oh THE CITY Oh Sc
ATTLE-
Tbs, Section OF Article TX OF The
City Charter % the City Of Sesttis
Sec. 8. There shall b. City Treas
urer, who shall. except as other
wise provided BY Law. be en-
officio tax collector. he may sp.
Srsr. and. under civil servIes
Jules. such other clerks or deputies
ss the City Council may authorike.
In case Of the absence OF the Ciy
Treasurer from the city. or W fof
any cause the city Treasurer De
fneapacliatcd from acting, the ~.
"tHtA&th Wy AtFAHA NtN "tfRlh - -
City Treasurer and for the time
being enjcy all bis powers
AND BE 1T FURTHER RESOLVED
that such proposed aura ndmsnt %
submitted 20 the qualified electors
of the City o. Re2tfia for their rat
tficatlon or rejection a. tho Eener-
al municipal election 10 be held ~
said city on the nth day OF March.
1894
Passed the City Council, the ztth day
of December. 1879. and signed ~
me In open session IN authenucA
lion Of Is passage this ztth dap OF
December. 1874.
G. II. FTTZGERAr.D.
prcsident or tho City Council
Filed tho zfth day OF December.
II. w. CARROLL.
City Comptroller and c1-officio
by T. ". STREET.
rlNntsfw CLERK.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
20--FOR RENT HOUSES

FOR EAf.fs--s-roem houaeb0ns. FUR
uished. Price 135c: $50 cash. ball
anca like rent. s61s Arcade Ilidg.
6 ROOMS. bath. newly decorated:
close IN. garage. ss2. 600 Thomas.
GA rffd-11gf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
LOST AND FOUND

is LOST AND FOUND
|LoSr--DaYk blue crepe do chino
pleated blouse at Hon MArcha
lunch room or on Capitol flill car.
Call MA ln-5fsT. Reward.
WILL pav $50 for return of pet par
rot, strayed from 10s1 AK Point.
yellow spot on head. rcd and blue
wings. MA in-7ztE.
LOST. Friday. on West Seattle car.
black handbag. containing bills.
change. Keys. papers. etc. Reward.
WE at-o121.
LoST-I3eavrr cape. 2sfh. Coliseum.
Liberal reward. Phone ca pill
6s33. 400 Enstiaic ave.
2 FEMALE HELP WANTED
VIZ want hair combinge. Eliot
sT3s.
RtGTiME piano playing taught sos
Pine 81.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
New Homes
Awful Cheap

Today we have houses In and
around Seattle for sale on terms OF
500 down. $40 per month. These
places are about half price. as c.
u. Hillmhn wants 10 sell thcm
cheap 80 he cah devote all his
time selling Cathcart Sec Perry
or other statesmen, eos Third ave-.
seattle
SMALL house; nearly new; very
largo lots; on paved boulevard:
nor nv,on al c,y srl pss. Lake ss moosshsngs
terms. SEQ ",sner ut b5l2 unlyer-
sity WAY.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03

BE 1T RESOLVED ny THE CITY
COUNCIL. Oh THE CITY Oh Sc
ATTLE-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-12-31
"YesI thank you.' -
A GOOD appetite means q cheer
IA ft1I disnneffi0n

a GOOD appetite means . cheer
"A full disposition.
You may have q good appetite
II the blood that goes constantly
to your vital organs is pure. SIS.
purifies the blood-a good appetite
follows and you will have a clear
complexion and will be strong.
cheerful and healthy.
Don't 60 on feeling up one day
and down the next-hardly sick
but never well-losing "pep,"
punch and ambition. Hearty eaters
are the red-blooded men and
women. Enjoy your food! Get
back your strength and energy!
Reclaim yourself before 1t is too
late! People in q physically rum
down condition are an easy prey
to disease.
S.S.S. is what is needed. Your
blood needs purifying. Your blood
cells supply the energy which
keeps your body well and fit. S.S.S.
aids Mature in supplying new red
blood.cells,-the spark that rejogs
your system. Carefully selected.
scientifically proportioned and
prepared herbs and barks make up
S.S.S.-the great blood purifier
which gives Nature a helping hand.
Get back the lost appetite, the
missing vitality. the keen, spark
ling eyes, that look Of determine
| ton. S.S.S. will give you more
energy, vitality and vigor and q
more up and going appearance.
q SIS. s. 10 sold at all good drug
stores In two sizes. The larger
sl1e u more eeonomieal.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-12-31
OUT OF LUCK

The high school boy who will
be given older brothers dress
suit when the latter gets through
with it.
A tightwad trying TO get date
at ten O'Clock on Saturday night.
The first person to crOas
fathers path after he loses fifty
dollars on horse race.
A deaf woman at a meeting of
the sewing circle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-12-31
CRACKLINGS

Two Qlusbands) can live as
cheaply as one (wifel.
The successful man in life is
he who has waited for his after.
thoughts.
Some folks will take every
thing you can give 'efn but a
cold.
Every girl is an autograph col
lector when it comes to getting
Dads signature on a check. 2
Another person who is worry
ing about race suicide is the man
who makes tires, for baby car
ris geS.