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proclamados por los fundadores de La
Gran Rep1blica, desvirtuad toda pro-
paganda err6nea que pueda afectar
nuestro credito y retardar la soluci6n
final de nuestro status bajo la glorio-
.sa bandera de los Estados Unidos de
Norte America.
Para terminar deseo extender Uds.
nuestros distinguidos hu6spedes, mi
mas cordial saludo.
He dicho,
JUAN G GALLRDo,
Tesorero INFERNO.
Luego hicieron uso de la palabra Ell
DR.. Ortiz, Comisionado de Sanidad, Ell
seiior Huyke, Comisionado de Instruc-
ci6n, ell seior Chard6n, Comisionado
de Agriculture y Trabajo y Ell Jefe del
Departamento de Policia, Mr.. Lewis.
Todos hicieron manifestations expli-
cativas del desenvolvimiento de sus
respectivos Departamentos Y todos fue
ron muy aplaudidos por sus interesan-
tes y atinadas declaraciones. Las ma
nsfestaciones del sefior Esteves, quien
no pudo asistir al banquete fueron lei
das por el sedor Goats.
Los representatives de la prensa nor
teamericanos Sc mostraron muy intere-
sados en- todas estas informaciones su
ministradas por los oradores y algunos
de ellos nos expresaran deseos de OBJ
tener copias de las mismas. Como al
gunos dc los discursos no fueron lei
dos. nosotros nos permitimos sugerir a
los organizadores de estos festivales
que procuren obtener copias de esos
discursos Sc las envfen a todos y Ca
de- uno de esos periodistas para que
ellos las utilicen, como son sus deseos,
sn las informaciones que han de pu-
blicar en- el Norte.
Ell eminente galeno, Mr.. Bailey K.
Ashford. explic6 en- Ell banquete las ac-
tividades m6dicas en- la isla para com
batir las intermediates tropicales y
abog6 porque Sc estableciesen aqui su-
cursales de importantes Universidades
americanas, no solamente de medicina
sino de Leyes y de otras profesiones
Ell obispo Cat6lico, Monseaor Ca
ruana y el obispo Evang6lico, Rev.
Colmore, pronunciation discursos que
fueron muy aplaudidos..
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-25

Sc vera cuando Ell senado adopte una
resoluci6n tendente iniciar una inves-
tigaci6n detallada de las actuaciones de
Mr.. Daugherty.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-22
iPadece su esposo de
/ Indigestion?

NADIA causa mas r~apidamente distur-
pios en- ell hogan que un ataque de in
digestion, y nada hay que haga desapa-
recer la indigestion que la Magnesia BIZ
surada. Ninedn hombre puede estar de
Duen genio, ser amable y tener Ell enten-
dimiento claro cuando esta padeciendo
eonstantemente del estomago a causa de
aeidez. gases y dolor despues de conner.
81 su esposo Sufre del nj le
rita nj lie tehga lastima, ayudele a re-
cobrar. su bienestar procurando que ten
ga siempre a mano Magnesia Bisurada
ten polvo o en- pastillas). Una cucha-
fada del polvo o dos pastillas en- un POGO
de agu tomada despues de cada cofnida
neutraliza instantaneamente los acidos
de su estomago, que son la causa del
y Ell podra conner con guSto v sin
tenor a la Indigestion. Magnesia BIZ
Surada eS una forTna especial de Mag
neSia que la toman millares de perso-
mas para neutralizar la acidez del este
mage y dominar rapidamente la indi-
gestion. No Sc confunda con Leche de
Magnesia, Carbonate, Citrate nj otros
preparados de magnesia. Insfstase en-
obtener Magnesia Bisuraaa. Su accion
es segura, rapida y efcaz, Y puede OBJ
tenerse a muy POGO costo en- cualquier
botica bien acreditada.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-22
Ell ~ardculista..
(Cor+inuaci6n de la la. pag.)

Is i~gpalmente infantil que sc Olga
que Ell obieto de esos ~articulos es ira
tar los varios aspectos del problema
prohibicionista para publicarlos en- al
guna revista americana, cuando Sc RI
culiza al Director de la Prohibition
con un apelativo impropio de articulis-
tas que Sc jactan de escribir para cons
truir v no para destruir. Y decimos es-
TO porQue seguramente cue Ell articu-
lista no ;gnora que ell problema que cl
intenta tratar Y plantear ha sido va
ACCOMPLISHMENTS bien tratado y plan
teado en- los Estados Unidos y sino lea
'tThe Case. for Prohibition; It's Past,
Present and Future in America" by.
Clarence True Wilson, y lie a~conseja-
que no pierda su tempo lastimosa-
a menos que crea que 10 que
va a decir VI a afiadir algo nuevo a un
prob,ema que ha sido tratado desde
todos los puntos de vista en- los ESta-
dos Unidos. Y 81 todavia esta descoi,-
tento cen la lectura de esa obrita, lie
aconsejan1os que lea un articulo escri.
to per H. L. Mencken, en- la obra IL
Civilization in the United
states-An Inquiry by Thrifty Amer;-
Y lie asegufamos quedara salts.
fecho.
Y por hoy hemos terminate.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-22

rico ATdate, ID. la lave d orc que abreA Area de los t@OrOs ecOhdOs s. Compe Ud
cchendo de este Gran LMO y mandep 0ra Embellishments. N DISTANT que. este. HO cont
Gran Lbro no cueta mas que $3.50 No de I'd qua enNhnmsd h~O anticipate ps bs
con SUI nOmhre y So dOnhcnhl y cMndO lie uHue ell IbO entOnc@ p0rA u d. pgl0.
Lea ID aqi 10 que eSe Gran ibrO cOntene: #~t
La rata de epacO aQuf no nos pTnmte indhr ell cOntemdOc complete lei b0 y de los
.aeunos para dae q ID una dad d. 10 vanOsoq que e, este nbrO para ID
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-22
DE CAGUAs
caguas, agosto 81, 1924
Lcdo. Manuel Benitez Flores,
San Juan.

San Juan. e
Como ecotesta Y aclaraci6n hechos
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS equivocados telegra
ina fecha aver publicado MUNDo hoy,
de licenciados Miguel Rodriguez Al
berty y Roberto castell6n. Placeme in
tormar cue cuando Sc celebr6 banquete
residences amigo Rodriguez Aiberty, no
habia arn sido publicado manifesto
Barcel6-Tous Soto sobre Alianza Puet-
torriqueha. Entonces Benites Flores
trabajaba SUI candidatura Representative
at-large entire sus amigos creia tene.,
en- forma democratica, sin imaginarse
que mas tarde por asumir su invaria-
BILE y energica actitud contra Alianza
Sc lie calificara injustamente de deser-
tor politico y de d~espechado. Autori-
zo,e publication este telegrama.
Edo. Jose Ma. BERRIoS.
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rece "EsniEtus" que tocan ell violin. Fl telescope magicoM a.
- 81 "a leido d "a nsta anterior de Secretos, Formulas rfanAs v Mia
teros que 10 Sou sine ma partep equena de 10 IA este immense Hbro com
teRe. debe d .quedarc onvencido de Tue realmene es umanneht barato
- Veeaad est que encierra. secptos y planes u cueTan hasta $1,000 cadR
1nno. nay ma receta u ella sofia vale $4,000 Con. TODD. que le cueta q
I'd comparativahenten ada n conorizamos II tempo nj dinero nara
odos estos lnfornesy Secrems vahosos Ell este Gran Labro.
Nadle. n "a gapado nunca u N mnt6n.d de dolares tabajando5 para otros:
Ia vida IS demasado corta para ESQ. FAR hacere ua rnisuo uUlonaI i
debe uo entFar pr ell canine debdo v hacer u otros trabaien para mi
Este lhbro5 ensena la maner de logIarlo.
rxnsdeom d u eicmpiar de este Gran Lbro de secretos y Miserios]
xPuesto queda e. enteramente coOcado EN- ell canine para hacerm mas
oinero en- una mana u Ell de u otra manera podda I'd. hacer n M
mes. y cada cenavo lie la ganapaci lie pertenece a ID Dues Que M no a
enriqueccr a ning1n otro. ESTE IS + Il IIBRO MAS GRANDE OH 81
LLEGADO. a PUBLICAR EN- ESPANOI-@ FACIL DE ENTENDEB.
EASiiL DE HACER- Amque ell libro vale al nenos S25 90 hemos
dehaiao venderihG por SaSe con ell in de ponerio al aIcance@ de 4
ssos hecine "a. milares de d6aTes en- yalor d las informa-s Z
cones. Tue eonttene solamente Dor $3.50 NO THEME I'D. QUE
" NADAP y ANTTClPAD0. PAGUE I'd. DESPUES III
ECIBA Ell LIBRO. NO Sc DEMORE I'd. IN OBTENER ESTE -
LAnRo mAhANILLOSO. MANDE I'd. Ell CUPON HOY MISMO.
UNIVERSAL EXPORT co.
asa GROVE ST. OEPT L MAJ wAux~~ xv~f -
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Ell mOvirniento...
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va que Sc nos ha ofrecido, en- cuanto
probemos una actuaci6n maliciosamen-
tie incorrecta. Y para probar este, 81
gobierno tiene va un indicio eloeuente,
Y es ell siguiente: Todos los jueces de
la isla que sc conducen correctamente
legalizan de 200 800 peticiones de ms
cripci6n como un promedio diario,
mientras estos senores que estan po-
niendo dificultades al cumplimiento de
la ley, apenas uegan a 60 o 20 petit
clones diarias.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-22
Ell AsUNTo DE BARRos

''En Barros, ha sucedido 10 mismo
que en- toda la isla, que Ell pueblo re-
publicano, con una unanimidad jamas
conseguida, ha vuelto las espaldas a
los hderes que Sc hicieron aliancistas
Sc han venido a la sombra de nues
ira bandera. Ell DR.. Pujadas esta
solo, con seis o siete que Sc fuefon
con Ell, y concediendoles que 81 cuer-
tan con la fuerza del dfnero, puedan
restarnos de 200 a 800 votos, los
Puros ganaremos IN Barros por mas
de 800 votos de mayoria. FL distr1to
de Ponce esta asegurado para la coa-
lici6n repubico-socialista.
Ell MovIMIENTo DISIDENTE
DEL LCDo. BENITEz FLORES
lei movimiento disidente iniciado
por Ell Lcdo. Benitez Flores, es sencf-
llamente plat6nico. Llega muy tarde,
para poder traducirse IN una amena-
zante realidad, que le reste fuerzas a
la ALBANIA.
"Cualquiera que fuere la RESOLUTION
adoptada en- la asamblea que eelehra-
ran Ell dfa 81 del presente mes, no tie
men tempo para organizarse como par
lido, a partir de esta fecha, hasta Ell
dia diez de septiembre, que es Ell pla-
20 que les concede La ley. Unicamen-
to, puede ser que Sc acojan a La pa
peleta electoral del Partido Naciona-
llista que Sc est& inscribiendo r&pida-
mente en- esta capital.
FL Lcdo. Martinez Nadal sale en- Ell
dia de hoy hacia Ponce a donde estara
presente en- Ell recurso de Quo Warrar-
to que Sc sigue contra Ell aicalde de
dicha ciudad, Sr. Bias oliveras.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-22

hongos comestbtes. Propagation d e Iebres belgas Agencia de aiouieres
Negocio con los diamantes radio. Negocio paral mpiar ell papel tapiz Mode
de dtminuir la gordura.G EScriura a mAquina. Ago deben saber los
asTicultores y lechetos Lavandetta a mano Como los muchachos lie es-
cuela pueden hacer 800 POI esemapa.z Modo de engordar pronto las gaIiuas.
Negocio para ltmpiar joyas. Restaurador de la naturaIeza para Ia saud.
la vida. Algunos puntos para las muchachas y los j6venes. Consoles para
los u Sc vn a casar Textos para los ahuidos II"
SecretOs Para Decir La Fortuna, histories, MaraviIIas,
Suertes Indostanicas, Secretos Del Arte Negro. TODD
Este Sc EXpone Y Sc Explica En- Este Gran LibrO.
Manera lie decr la fortuna c6n la baraa. OrAcuo nAgico Nfodo
de decir la. fortuna cn los. dados. PapeI mAgio Para ecir a fortuna
Quhomancta o nod decr ID fortuna % las Ineas de las names La es-
trena lei nactmtento o dedr la fortuna pr los sgnos del zodiaeo.s Modo de
conner carbone encendidos. Para encender ma velac cor vi vase d aqua
Para conner algodon yahaceF sar de la boca fuego y chHpas. Para derretr
eI acero tan facnHente. como ell plomo. Espejos fm&gicos. Correspondents
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-22

plata La cucharita mAgica.- Para retratar en una boteIla. Efecto
de lectura del pensamiento con la baraja. Gaia misteriosa de none
das. Manera de decir ell numero que piensa una persona Una
huena suerted de naipes. Manera de pegarle un baazu q n pajaro
y eSucitare. fOdo de hacer retratoS m1gicos. Dinero mAgico
Para Zanzibar un bottom en- una moneda. Nfodo de hacer II las
perosonas que eStanl ejos ptensen e n uno. Nanera de gAnar la esti-
macion de n persona. Economic de la vida de los brahmines n
cluyendo los dfas afortunadoS y los desafortunados. para oblIear
a un ladron a retornar 10 que shubiere robado. Para hacer seilos
mAgtcos. In3genes magfc3s: ell nstero oculto de los Magos Ell
crtstaI magico. 4 Encantoss contra los males m general Encanto
contra ios pehgros del aqua o del fuego. Secretos ocultoE Ell patio
divine. Suerte d e los frjoles y Ell escropiou. Suerte indostanica de
"a arena Para csnbiar un tazon de tnta e aqua clara con "a per
dorado dentro. Para coger dinerO del aire. Para Hbrarse de las
esposas: Para escapar de una b6veda o Gaia de SECURES. Misterio
e bauL. Dana que sc eleva en- cl aire. Carta mistica de la for
Evening star., 1924-04-08
BORAH TO SPEAK
AT RACE Meeting
Agrees to Address Conference
Which Seeks Enforcement
of ALI Amendments.

Senator William L. Borah of Idaho
has consented to deliver an address
before the National Race Congress at
it's annual session here, which begins
the 29th of this month, the congress
announced today
The congress proposes to establish
here soon after it's annual session
where information pertaining to all
phases of negro life and welfare will
be collected from different parts of
the country to be available for those
espousing the cause of the negro
race.
The question OF disfranchisement t
of colored people in certain sections
will be taken up Immediately. Rep
resentative George Holden Tinkham.
Massachusetts, author of n resolution
in the federal Congress proposing a
reduction in representation of those
states which deny citizens the right
to vote, will address the race con-
greSS on this score.
General Enforcement Sought.
AS a preliminary to the attack
upon what is considered the laXity of
the system that allows of discrimina-
tion on account\ of color in spite of
constitutional guarantees to the con-
trary Notwithstanding. the race or
ganization in this session will address
itself to the task of arousing public
interest in the enforcement of all
amendments to the Constitution. Sem
ator Borah, it is announced, will
speak in this connection.
Evening star., 1924-04-08

Francis r. Fleishman, who are on
trial for alleged tampering with the
United States mails. The action of
the court made necessary the intro
duction OF defense by the accused
The case grew out of an attempt
by post Office inspectors to locate
William S. Harris, who was wanted
In New York. A decoy letter was
sent to the address of Mrs. Fleish-
man at 3flS 18th street northwest
and IL is alleged that Mr. Flaishman.
representing himself TO be Harris,
took the letter from the carrier and
receipted for IL in the name of Har-
lis. Later, when the inspectors ar
rived, Harris was not found in the
house, but the letter was discovered
and the arrest of the F1eishmans
followed.
Assistant United States Attorneys
Evening star., 1924-04-08
BAD BREATH
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets
Get at the Cause and
Remove It

DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets, the
substitute for calomcl, act gently
on the bowels and positively do the
work
People afflicted with bad breath
find quick relief through DR.. Ed
wards Olive Tablets. The pleasant
sugar-coated tablets are taken for
bad breath by all who know them.
DR.. Edwards Olive. Tablets act
gently Tut firmly on the bowels and
liver, stimulating them to natural
action. clearing the blood and gently
purifying the entire system. They
do that which dangerous calomel
does without any OF the bad after
effects
All the benefits Of nasty. sickening. gripping
csthartics are derived from Dr. Edwards
Olive Tablets without gripping, pain or auy
disagreeable effects.
Dr. F. ~ Edwards discovered the formula
after seventeen years of practice among pa
tents afflicted with bowel and liver COM
plant, with the attendant bad breath.
Olive Tablets are purely a vegetable com
pound mixed with olive oil. You will know
them by their olive color. Take two
every night for week and note the effect.
&c and soc.
Evening star., 1924-04-08
FORMER u. S. ENVOY
LAID TO REST HERE
Body of Joseph E. Willard Buried
in Oak Hill Cemetery
at Sunset.
PAID
HIGH TRIBUTES "a.
Messages of Coincidence From
Spanish Royal Family.

Funeral services for the late Joseph
J.. Willard, former ambassador 10
Snaln, were held at his home, sui
TON uIace. New York city, yesterday
morning at $3.50 O'Clock, Bishop Mall
ming If Now York officiating. inc
remains were then brought to WASH
ineLon and intermeDt was made IN
Oak Hill cemetery at sunset last eve
ming.
Bishop Brown of Virginia ofiiclated
ct the grave. Senior Riano, as the
personal representative of the hing
of Spain, was present, with Sit, Esane
Howard. nriti:n ambassador. Under
secretary of state phillips. Third AS
sstant Secretary of state Butter
Wright and Assistant Secre tary
Roosevelt of the Navy Department
We're also present.
With the family were Mrs. Theodore
Roosevelt Mrs. Theodore RooSeVetC
ir.: Nra. Nicholas Longworth. Col ana
Mrs. Richard Derby Of New York and
Mrs Thomas Carter of Richmond.
The honorary pallbearers were the
Governor of Virginia, Judge j. M.
Montague of Virginia, Senator Carter
Glass of Virginia, Representative
Harry st. George Tucker, ex-Go".
Henry c. Stewart of Virginia. Col.
Henry Breckenridge. former assistant
secretary of war under President
Wilson; Allen Potts of Richmond,
Eppa Hunton of virginia: Gen.
Nichola of V. NJ L.. Judge Beverly
Crump of Virginia, Charles V. Mere
dith of Richmond and DIR. William H.
Wilmer OF this city. The active pail
einia r. l.. Montague of Virginia, DR..
Boiling Lee Of New York, +. w. Rich
ardson of Virginia. Robert &. Camp
bell of Virginia and St. George Bryan
of Richmond.
Messages from Spain
Among the messages of condolence and
sympathy were b'egrams rom the
King of Spain. the Queen of Spain, the
queen mother and United States Ambas-
Sa dor Moore. The cableCrams addressed
to Mrs. Willard We're dated Madrid and
We're as follows:
Accompany YOU in your great sorrow
and accept all my affectionate SYM
patI1y ALFONSO r.
From the Queen of Spain was the fol-
lowing:
so very erieved Send you deepest,
row and loss. VICTORIA EUGENIA."
From the queen mother came this;
My most sincere condolences in your
great sorrow. MARIA CRISTINA"
Message From Moore.
Amba Ssador Moore cabled fol-
lows: Your husband. by his wonder
full ability and graciousness en-
deared himself to many people in
Spain. They have asked me to con-
vey their sincere sympathy to you, in
which / join. MOORE, Ambassador" A"
During the funeral, by order of the
Governor of Virginia. the official flags
of the state We're at half-maSt.
messages
and coincidence was one from the
president of the University of Eir-
ginia. Messages were also received
from the Virginia Military Institute
and from citizens in all sections of
the state.
Evening star., 1924-04-08
20 per cent silver nitrate labeled

20 per cent silver nitrate labeled
poison"
Even the victims thought it fun un-
til the next day, when they got into
the sunlight and turned black wher-
ever the painters brush had touched.
Intense burning pains and illness fol-
lowed.
The girls who planned the initiation
are said to have declared they sub
stituted silver nitrate for the iodine
usually applied in such ceremonies. at
the suggestion of boy chemistry stu
dents, who said 1t would turn the skin
black. but failed to mention that il
also would burn.
Evening star., 1924-04-08
HALTS BOUNDARY CASE.
Court Decides Commissioner Should
Probe States Dispute.

When the state of Wisconsin's mo-
tion to dismiss the suit brought by
the state of Michigan, arising out of
dispute as to boundaries, was taken
up for argument in the United States
Supreme Court yesterday. the court
announced, through Chief Justice
Taft. that the questions raised can
not be disposed of upon law alone.
Counsel for Wisconsin had already
proceeded with his argument when
the court stopped him and made
known it's position. 1t would be nee
essary. the court stated. to appoint a
commissioner to take evidence and
prepare tho case for consideration on
Its merits.
Evening star., 1924-04-08
Sorority Is Facing Prosecution
For Branding Initiates With Acid

who led the affair. a Sunday school
teacher. was reported suffering q
nervous collapse.
The sorority is composed of mem
bers of Erasmus Hall High School,
Adelphi Academy and Miners Busi-
ness College. week ago, the au-
thorities learned, Helen Chapman.
Mildred Hellwig and Helen Steinges-
ter were invited to the home of Miss
Grace Turner to be initiated.
The victims reported they were or
dered to disrobe, while Miss Alice
Norton. president of the sorority,
daubed their faces, throats and backs,
painted whiskers and mustaches upon
them, and inscribed crosses on their
cheeks and the sorority letters upon
their foreheads--all from bottle of
Evening star., 1924-04-08
Ry the Associated Press

By the Associated Press.
NEW YORK, April S--Three girls
were branded with silver nitrate and
perhaps permanently disfigured at a
hazing which marked their Initiation
into Delta Kappa Gamma, Brooklyn
inter-high school sorority, it was dis
closed yesterday.
Physicians who had feared fatal de-
velopments when the victims became
seriously. i'll, pronounced them out Of
danger, although still under treat
ment
Threats of prosecution against the
sorority members and of suppression
of the organization foIIowed revela-
Evening star., 1924-04-08
VIII your sleep tonight g restore
the energy you have spent today?

your spring and mattress right
now than you do about any othn
real necessity you own and use.
Devote few minutes tonight to
getting acquainted with your bed.
Compare it with the Simmons
springs and mattresses your dealer
will show you in various types and
styles at the lowest prices they can
be built of safe, netp materials.
Weigh the facts. Are you getting
the kind of rest that will rebuild
your brain and body power-the
rest that is health insurance? Is
your bedding help or handicap?
Evening star., 1924-04-08

Durable enough oors-a tough, glossy finish for furn
and woodwork TUFCOTE stains and varnishes appl
ton.
TUFCOTE transforms DID, scratched marred chairs and
nture into new attractive home furnishings. 1t is DUP
produc-the standard for quality in paints and varnshes
We have the following beautiful finishes Natural Light
Dark Oak, Cherry, Walnut Mahogany, Brown Mahogany
Quarts, S1.6O; Pints 9Oc; Half Pints, SOC
Evening star., 1924-04-08
ACQUITTAL VERDICT
REFUSED BY JUDGE
Demands Evidence on Charge That
Fleishmans Tempered
With Mails.

Justice Hoehling, IN Criminal Di-
vision 2, today oyerFEled motion
for an instructed verdict OF acquittai
asked by counsel for Mrs. Rose
Fleishman and her divorced husband,
Evening star., 1924-04-08
Files BankruptcY Plea.

A. A. Roper, a salesman. has filed a
petition in voluntary bankruptcy.
He lists his debts at $1.468.07 and
says he has no assets. He is repre-
sented by Attorney A. Z. Steinem.
Evening star., 1924-04-08

O'Leary and Fihelly are conducting
the prosecution, while the defendants
are represented by Attorneys Crome-
lin & Laws
Evening star., 1924-04-08

Men are the cause Of women not
loving one another.
Evening star., 1924-06-16
Playing Safe.
, Pittsburgh Chronicle -relesra oh.

From the Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph.
Two horse thieves were about to be
hanged by vigilance committee.
The rope was swung from a bridge
over a deep, swift river.
But the first horse thief got on
The moose slipped and he fell into the
water and swan downstream to
safety.
When the committee came to deal
with the second horse thief he said
anxiously, as they knotted the rope
around his neck:
For Pete's sake, gents, make sure
o. the moose this time; / can't swim" "
Evening star., 1924-06-16
Happily Married.

From the London Opinion.
They were talking about woman
friends.
do you see Emma oftenT' one in
quired.
"oh, yes. quite frequently" the
other replied.
rs she happily married."
"Is she? I should think she is.
Why that girl is so happily married
that she has to go to the theater for
a good cry"