The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-04-30
The Once OUer
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WELCOMING HOME A LADY HANpIx ; I Inyitati0n From Homo Bcbbed haired bandit is located in south Tern hotel and waited upon by local officials newspaper writers, photographers stt Agrees to sit for portrait in oilisssx
 Autographs cards for visitors. J z-s% | Shakes hands with 10000 callers, Agrees tb write Memoirs of Yegg- woman for the Glutz Syndicate. Is waited upon by enyoys from her home town police department and formally, invited to return to scene of crimes.
 Accepts with understanding suitable recep. tion and parade will be provided. Stipulates her Boy Friend" must have private car and share in all festivities.
 II. Triumphal Trip s.ss Twenty thousand citizens gather at sta- tion and see Bobbed Haired Bandit off on special train decorated with bunting and flowers. Y sssrs r She poses for movie men on rear platform. Refuses nine dozen offers of marriage.
 Considers eleven offers to star in educa- tional movie reel.
 Triumphal trip through six states, with stops at all larger stations for receptions and demonstrations.
 HI. The Arrival M
 "Bobbed Haired Special'' is delayed due to the fact presidents private train is on same track.
 Presidents car is ordered off tracks at once. ,fta s9s
 President is rebuked. 7,
 B. H Bandit demands apology from pres ident for getting in her way. She gets 1t. Train pulls slowly into station and is greeted by flying flags, strsamers, pennants, confetti, cheers, horns and fireworks.
 Selection by police band: "Linger Awhile" "
 Solo by B. H. Bandit: "So I Took the $50, ,000."
 Official welcome by Mayors committee.
 Speech of welcome by the mayor,ztsr s
 Presentation of flowers by Campfire Girls.
 Addresses by speakers from Mothers Club.
 Bandit rides to best hotel in $12,O00 car provided for advertising purposes.
 Breakfast in the royal suite. as
 Preparation of statement on what she had for breakfast. elta
 Preparation of statement on what sh. wants for lunch. sf
 Preparation of statement on what she will demand for dinner.
 Receives committee of leading citizens and issues statement on the business outlook.
 Receives offer to go abroad and collect American war loans. h ass
 Makes address over radio through eight broadcasting stations to 100,000000 people. Subject: "Etiquette--Shonld Girl Shoot a Man Before She Has Been Formally Intro duced?" sssk
 NV. Grand Parade #
 Division A-Motorcycle police, mounted police, Boy Scouts, floats, steam 7caliope, drum corps.
 Division BDistrict attorneys (afoot and on horseback), assistant districts attorney (not certain whether they're afoot or on horseback), municipal judges ton roller skates), jurors Gin vheel-chairs). E
 Division C--victims and survivors, deli catessen store clerks, cigar store clerks, gro- cery store clerks. ambulances bearing wound ed and convalescent. sRS Division D--Storekeepers yet to be robbed and clamoring for attention, payroll robbers, loft robbers.
 Division E-Entire police department, board of aldermen, city employees
 Division F-Patriotic children. patriotic societies, fraternal orders, good government clubs, advertising wagons, pedestrians etc
 Parade finishes at city hall with gala ex- ercises, closing with extension to Robbed Haired Bandit of Freedom of the City. i ' a M. AL. .mr ta.Lf s