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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-03-19

Mistress-Why did your last mistress
discharge you?
Applicant-Bekase OF niver washed
the children's ears. mum.
Little Jack-Oh, mamma, please take
her for my nursie!
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-03-19
"DANDELIoN BUTTER COLOR"

A harmless vegetable butter color
used by millions for SO years. Drug
stores and general stores sell bottles
Of "Dandelion" for 35 cents.-Adv.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-03-19
Tie Usual Rate

Hnbl That kid brother of
T. T. insr saw me kiss you. What'n |
him TO keep him quiet?
T,.I-Hp usually gets half a dollar.
ppr York Sun and Globe.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-03-19
II. Cuticura Toilet Trio.

The Cuticura Toilet Trio.
-iro cleared your skin keep it clear
mqking Cuticura your everyday
n DrpDarations. The Soap to cleanse
nrrifv. the Ointment to soothe and
/ tbe Talcum to powder and per-
~ No toilet table is complete
tont Observation-Disclosures.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-03-19

Perhaps 1t is conscience that keeps
the good man down, when the con-
scienceless one goes right ahead.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-03-19
1t Might Be

you join me in a cup
TEA?
Wouldn't it be crowded?
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-03-19

Men who know when they geg
enough may be too full for utteranca
after getting it.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-03-19

Which are e-snort-comings or
long stayings?
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-03-19

Etiquette Is the science of overcom-
ing the outcropping of what might be
vulgarity.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-03-19

@ AMUEL ARONOWIT2 of AL
- bany, N. Y, first vice comman-
der of the American Legion of
that state, said during the course
Of an address made in Troy:
The American Legion will
justify its existence this year.
We must continue our fight for
the disabled until every veteran
incapacitated as a result of serv-
Ice is receiving adequate COM
pensation. proper disqualification
and opportunity to become re-
habilitated and take his place as
a self-respecting citizen, adding
his share to the economic pros
perity of our country. We must
continue our work in Americana
cation with the hope that the
time may soon come when there
will be but one language spoken
in our country, and that the
English language; when there
will be but one set of ideals
upon which our country was
founded and which are so clear
ly stated in the Declaration of
; Independence: when there will
be one allegiance, and that an
undivided allegiance to the Unit.
ed States"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-03-19
Friends of the Kids

Take Tanlac Vegetable Pills.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-03-19
Getting Excited in Fun

1t is almost Invariably true that
there really isn't half so much occa-
sion to get excited about any given,
thing as people think.-Ohio State
Journal.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10

And the gas" of your conversation
Comes from an empty tank.
shop Girl.
You stay behind the counter
And wads of gum you chew;
But many wooden dummy
Knows just as much as you.
Isn't that mean, girls? And here's
one for those who knock the little
balls around the fields:
Golf Bug.
Your style Of putting on the green,
Your driving off tee
would make a dandy movie scene
Entitled Bugs is He."
And this frightful picture of q
pedagogue:
School Teacher.
Oh, how we love our teacher!
She knows more than the books;
but il the truth were known,
She's as foolish as she looks.
The encyclopedia describes Valen
tine as "a lltt1e-known saint and mar
tyr of the third century. imprisoned
tortured and beheaded.'
Doesn't that make you laughf
But what could you expect OF an
encyclopedia. repository OF dry facts
stranger to all tender emotions?
"Little-known," indeed
He's known az well as Santa Claus
himself
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Alfalfa King
of Nebraska Dies
Col. Henry Watson, Owner oil
Kearney Ranch, Sue
cumbs in Omaha.

Col. Henry ID. Watson. Il. founder
of the large ranch near Kearney,
Neb. bearing his name and known as
the Nebraska alfalfa king, died at his
residence here, 1906 Military avenue,
at 6:15 Friday night. Mr.. Watson
had been in failing health ever since
a general breakdown suffered some
time ago.
Mr.. Watson came TO Nebraska 30
years ago and acquired 160 acres of
land. He Is said to have increased
his holdings in recent years TO 5000
acres.
Finding that alfalfa would grow
without irrigation, Mr.. Watson began
to popularize 1t in this state. The
state Legislature. in 1915, gave him n
vote OF thanks for his services in the
interest of alfalfa.
Colonel Watson also was greatly in
terested In tree culture. About a yeai
ago, he was instrumental in organ
izing THE Sons and Daughters oi
Nebraska" a secret fraternal order
whose principal object Is to promote
tree culture.
For the last few years Mr.. Watson
had been making Omaha his home
He il survived by his wife. Mrs. Hat
tie Watson. and two sons. Henry o
Watson and Joseph o. Watson.
lie was n member Of Omaha Elks
lodge No. 80.
Funeral services will be held Mon
day afternoon at Forest Lawn chapel
The body will be cremated.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
II am girl after your own heart {;
Please he my valentine.

II am a girl after your own heart
Please be my valentine
The picture accompanying the verse
is that of girl with freckles on her
nose, but wholesome and demure.
Certainly looks like leap year val.
entne! And only cents, girls,
In fact. Valentine day goods in the
stores take cognizance of the fact
that this is leap year. Here's another
accompanying picture of a good
looking young cook in the kitchen:
IF just an ordinary maid,
Say. such maid as ].
Should ask to be your valentine,
Now what would you reply"
Another reads:
ITO the most polite man in the
world
Pardon me, but will you be my val
entine.'
And another. spoken by maid:
"My whole affection is set upon you,
Please say you like me little bit
too"
OF course. being a girls valentine
doesn't necessarily mean being her
husband. But would girl ask fel
Ter TO be her valentine if she weren't
more than half willing to go into life
partnership with him? Mebby! Mebby
not
But oh, the hearts that are fairly
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10

bursting with yearning for other
hearts, Oh, the dreams of bliss with
some particular being of the opposite
sex! Oh, the heartache when that
other being doesn't respond. And, OH
the torture when, alas. the other be
ling perhaps is charmed with someone
else.
Opportunity Knocks.
Valentine day gives an opportunity
for the expression Of these longings.
A little verse, a healthy hint. two
red hearts dripping blood where they
have been pierced with the same ar
row, Cupids, cherubs, forgetme nots'
What could be sweeter? What, in all
the world is half so sweet as loves
young dream? And love Is always
young.
But not all valentines are pretty
though they outnumber the ugly
ones, 100 to !. The burlesque val
entines, printed In colors. on cheap
paper are still with us. though in de-
creased numbers.
Not one person in 100 calls for a
comic valentine, but here they are
for those that do, with their funny
pictures and their doggy" verses.
Look
AutOist.
Though your car may have n starter
When you drive, IL has cranlS
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10

arrer ard lover bowel sna removing seal
matter ~hlcch roisenrd the sYsfel. far
mouths srt which nethlrg else rsn o..
lesss i brings cut 81 sssss thus f-s-
me3latels fTlieNing pressure On IN. heSrs
II sstonishinN he grcxt smeunt -
poisonous matter Aaierika draws frein
pc AimsnSg ranal-mster YEA reNtf
theukh Va N Your system Try q rlght
Atter natural movement Sra notice 49,
mesh mers teul matter s, sriass ont wh.ea
MS pclsohlnE Nca In slghl disorders
such as occasional censllpSuoa. SOUR 5. osl,.
al, sAs On the stomach ard sick Ncaa-
ache. enc spoonful Adieriks AIN ANs
efinks rslief lenker treatment hcx
Neh Necessary m sssss e obstinate
tehstipsNeh and lens stkndlnx stomach
,,eeeie. pfefsrseiN aaasF difsetieH - seaF
heports fram fh, ,>ieisns
i isund Aalrriks fhs hest ~ nv -.
& Eggers.
use AalefAs n a. A,Wsi ~sss.
seee require only enc dose tSEreaA faf
y n T. tNanir gwen en reQnesA
hsNs fenni nothing ~ rav 50 ,esf,
James NeSNst
Anss tsklng Aaisslka sssi esfisr tns-
AWFUL IMPURITIES sqssfs.f.s frs.a
my sNsisn, tSsrstA ? n farkstt
Nd.etisA eeeslant surrfiss 90 pc.
ne Who hsVe used enlN ordinsfs Ne'ssi
snd stemseh ssdl. ne. er .tzsaaf = 2,
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The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Spy in Russia
Slept in Tomb
Englishman Tells C. of c. Wo-
men of Experiences in
Soviet Land.

Can an Englishman turn Russian?
Is it advisable? The answer to the
first is. Yes, for a time" 1t has been
done. To the second Sir Paul Dukes
would reply. mot exactly" He should
know; he has tried 1t, and succeeded
fairly well.
Sir Paul Dukes, addressing the wo-
mems division Of the Omaha Chamber
OK Commerce last night, did not give
the impression of one who had slept
in soggy bogs, gone hungry for days,
served in the red army, and at one
time marched in a communist parade
TO celebrate the world revolution"
Sir Paul had lived in Russia for
II years when the order deporting
all foreigners came.
"Of course I went along with the
rest, there was really nothing else to
be done" he said with an expressive
shrug.
For a time it looked like an i'm.
possible venture, but I finally sue
ceeded. One of my false teeth came
ont. This added to my disguise.
With my hair grown over my neck
and ears l was a regular red.
Slipping over the Finnish frontier
with the help of the soldiers who at
that time were at war with Russia
/ made my way to Petrograd. 1t was
about as easy to get food there then
as 1t is TO get a certain beverage here
now.
In every house I went I had a
#
tion. Frequently red secret police
searched houses which fell under sus.
picion for little or no reason. l left
one home because of this disturbing
habit of the police. In the next place
I escaped only by playing an idiot,
which l can do rather well.
I'm the red army we got more to
eat. Many of the czarist officers
were forced to see their wives and
camp. They would rather have their
dear ones shot.
when I decided to desert the army
l slept in a bog one night, but that
was too uncomfortable The next
four nights I had a good place TO
sleep-it was in a tomb in a GENE.
terry.
There Is only small portion of
the red army which Is back of
Trotsky OF the 10000, 900 Russian
people, only about 100000 are boil
sheviks. This is about None-third of
/ per cent, one bolshevik for 300
Russians.
There will be split in the Russia n
government. now that Lenin, it's har-
monizing element, is gone. But the
peasant is becoming enlightened and
will some day win out"
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Sues Doctor For
Removing Appendix
Claims Operation Should Have Been for
Other Purpose.
ADvERrIsEME>r

Estmstirs ~. value ~ her appendix st
$4,000, q yeuus woman IN the Middle
West brought suit asainst a dcetar for
femeNins her appendix without her con-
sent she states that she was "a be op-
grated for another purpose snd while
under snesihetie her appendix VAS -
moved
4 Tresehercus Disease.
Appendicitis attacks A. any moment
even psrsons ssemingD in seod health.
Usually, however, % j. preceded by So
called stomach trouble. constipation or
similar disturhs noes Aften when there T.
a warnins fseiing 81 eneAsinsss IN the
shdomen, appendicitis rsn he xnaraed
guards ssainst the spread ot throat in
lection because that u 1ust what apren-
dicitis is-An infection In the intestineS
spres dins Go the appendix. when ere has
sore throat one can often prevent further
trouble by usnE an sntisertic wash "
sarsls 60 ftght the germs and isNstiNs .
10 carry off he poison from the body THE
same procedure "a necessary 90 Nsht the
intestinal s.rm. ana guafd AGAINST sp.
wash Tor the throat an INTESTINAL.
antlsertic - necessary
tniessinsi Aatiseptie.
There 10 ne~ oifersH - the rnhic
preparation hAVins the DOUBLE stliep ~
sStgsm cleanser This preparation. known
ss Adierika. acts - follows
II ttnds - eliminate 81 destroy harmful
ktrmk sna eclon hsciH IN the fnttxfiNsl
csnsi, ihus sasfa assirtt snpsndleiiis AND
ethsf disssses hsNirr thsif start here
n - the most complete system fiesrsrf
ever effsrsd TO the public setins On poTN
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10

Only one automobile has been
stolen in Omaha so far this month,
according to Inspector of Police Jack
Pszanowski.
Only one automobile stolen here in
January, remains unaccounted for. he
declared, which establishes a new
record in the department.
As a result of the decrease in auto
thefts, some insurance companies op-
Grating in Omaha have reduced their
rates on auto insurance, Pszanowskl
| said
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Woman Drinks Poison.

Mrs. Katherine Banard. "a. 2515
North Fourteenth street, attempted to
take her life by drinking poison Friday
husband over another man. She is
expected to recover.
Mrs. Banard had returned from a
dance, according TO her husband, and
a verbal battle started In which he
accused her OF going out with another
man. After the argument Mrs. Ban
ard went to her room and drank pol
son. She was found unconscious by
her husband who saids this was the
first trouble. There are three chill
dren In the family.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Train Hits Truck:
Six Newsboys Die
Locomotive Hits Milwaukee
Journal Car-Victims Re.
turning From Party.
By Associated Press.

Milwaukee, Wis, Feb. O. Six news
boys and Arnold Voight, 26. super
visor for the Milwaukee Journal, were
killed last night when a Chicago q
Northwestern passenger train hit a
Journal company truck. The bodies
were strewn 600 yards along the rail-
road track. The newsboys had at
tended party in Cudahy and were
being returned by Voight to their
homes in st. Francis, a suburb, near
which the accident occurred.
Noight and three of the lads. were
killed instantly. Two boys died on
the train en- route to Milwaukee after
they had been picked up by the train
crew and passengers. and the sixth
boy died on the operating table at a
hospital here.
Pathetic evidence OF the joy i'm
mediately preceding death was dis
closed in the finding OF crushed ap.
pies. oranges and candies in the
pockets OF the victims.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Lawyer Retained
in Pass Law Suit

Attorney r. NJ. Switzler has been
retained by the Nebraska Children s
Home society. Emmanuel Deaconess
institute and several other organiza-
tions, in an effort to have reversed
the ruling of Judge Morning OF Lin
coin, denying railroad passes to
clergymen and charity workers in
this state. Judge Morning held un-
constitutional an act of the 1928 legis-
lature. exempting from the Nebraska
anti-pass law ministers and charity
workers. stating In his opinion that
omitting doctors. lawyers. farmers
and others, showed discrimination.
The case is now in the supreme court
and hassbeen advanced for hearing on
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
20-Cent Quarrel
Costs Fine Of $20C

Mrs. Thomas Brown, proprietor Of
the Brown apartments at sos North
Twenty-first street, and her daughter,
Myrtle. appeared as co-defendants in
municipal court Saturday morning on
charges brought by Louise McLain,
maid.
Louise testified that she went to
work for Mrs. Brown at a salary of
$40 a week, and after working an
hour and a half, demanded her 20
cents and quit. Mrs. Brown and her
daughter, she said, beat her.
You ought to know better than
that" the judge told Mrs. Brown.
iii fine you just 100 times the
amount in question. Twenty dollars.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Citizens Visit Factories.

know Omaha" week closed Satur-
day evening with a talk on Omaha
given by Charles Costello and a song
by Fritz Carlson. Omaha composer.
a. the radio station wOAw.
Reports has been made that more
than 5000 citizens Of Omaha visited
the factories Friday. This num-
ber included s75 students of South
High school In groups of Is.
Harley Conant spoke on the merits
Of Omaha at the WOAw radio. sta.
tlon Friday evening.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Man Runs Amuck;
Kills Conductor

San Bernardlno. Cal. Feb. s-Run.
ming amuck on a Union Pacific rail-
road train between Barstow and this
city early today man whose name
is said 10 be w. II. Barnett shot and
killed the train conductor. wounded
two others and terrorized passengers
for several minutes before he was
overpowered.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Winton Company Quits.

Cleveland. Feb. 9.-Reports that the
Winton company is suspending the
manufacture of automobiles were con-
firmed here by Charles f. Farms.
worth. local banker. who announced
the company Is liquidating its auto
mobile business in order to pay its
bank Indebtedness and extended mer-
chandise creditors.
The liquidation does not affect the
Diesel Engine business carried on by
The company.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10

vertebral subluxation which is
pressing upon the nerves lead
ing to the stomach, through
which the "power within" con-
trolls the secretion of acid in the
stomach glands, and would ad-
just this vertebra so as to re-
lieve the pressure and permit
nature once more to bring about
a proper chemical proportion in
the gastric juice.
Thus it is evident that the
chiropractor cannot be said to
"treat." for the fundamental
fact upon which the science of
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Speeder Fined $40.

Rufus A. Lee, treasurer Of the
Continental Gas and Electric com
pany. living at lis South Fffty-first
street, was fined $40 on a charge OF
speeding in municipal court Saturday
morning. He was arrested at Thirty.
fourth and Farnam streets.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Farmers Car Hits Dock.

Charles Tedford and Ernest Reed.
farmers of Missouri Valley. were ar
rested for intoxicatlon and reckless
driving after 1t is said they drove
their machine into a dock at the
Burlington depot Friday. The auto
mobile was badly damaged. Tedford
received a laceration on the nose.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Howard Against Motion.

tpeciHI DftpattH 10 f"o
Washington. D. C.. Feb. s.-Con.
gressman Edgar Howard of Columbus
was the only member OF the Ne
braska delegation to vote against the
Green resolution yesterday. All
others voted for 1t.
The resolution called for discon-
tlnuance OF issuance of tax free Sc
curitles. The resolution was killed by
a vote of 247 to 1873. 81 not voting.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Credit Men Meet Tuesday.

]. H. Beveridge. superintendent of
schools, will address the Omaha as
sociated Retain Credit Men In the
Palm room of Hotel Fontenelle Tues
day night az 6.
Vivian Wrenn will give a piano.
logue, and Mrs. c. A. Haney will sing
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10

"HIROPRACTORS use the
Il word adjustment" in
" stead of treatment" be-
cause the word adjust" exactly
expresses what they do. 1t
means "to make accurate; to
bring into a true relative posi-
tion." AS chiropractors employ
it, it means to correct the posi-
tion of vertebra which is out Of
alignment, so that it assumes its
proper relation with the verte-
brae above and below.
To "treat" means: ''The ap-
plication or giving of remedies
for the cure of disease; medical
or surgical care of a patient"
Illustration may further clar-
ify the distinction between these
words:
To soften hard water you
treat it with borax or some other
chemical-you do not adjust it.
However, if your carburetor is
not working right you adjust it;
you do not treat it.
The chiropractor applies no
remedy, medicine, liniment, To-
tion or any other thing designed
to act upon the disease or the
diseased organ. He merely cor
rects a mechanical obstruction
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10

Chiropractic is based is that
there is an intelligence within
which builds, controls, repairs
and adapts the body to the re-
quirements of life, by means of
mental impulses, which it sends
through the nervous system.
Not a muscle moves, not a
gland secretes, not one of the
functions of nutrition, breath
ing, circulation, ETC., is carried
on except through vital force, or
mental impulse. 1t is the Chiro-
practic theory that the power
which heals the body's wounds,
mends its broken bones and
adapts it perfectly to its en-
vironment is self-suflicient-cap-
able beyond all the wisdom of
man. According TO Chiropractic
teaching all that is necessary for
the restoration of health to dis
eased organs. is to open the lines
of communication and allow the
normal power again to flow
through. This requires nothing
but an adjustment, and the fact
that Chiropractic succeeds where
other methods have failed should
commend it to thoughtful, in
telligent people.
The word adjust" indicates
the difference between Chiro-
practic and all other methods.
1t is the difference between find
ing the primary cause and cor
recting it, and treating" effects
of that cause for temporary re-
lief or for the suppression of
symptoms.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Fireman Drops Dead.

Jack Flaherty. Millard hotel. fire
man at the conant hotel, dropped dead
in the engine room of the hotel Fri
day.
His body was discovered by George
Day, engineer, who called police.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10

which has acted as a hindrance
to natures efforts to treat" the
disease. All treatment is ap-
piled by the natural forces of the
patient himself. That is why
Chiropractic results are real and
permanent.
If a patient with an acid
stomach calls upon a physician,
the doctor prescribes a drug to
neutralize chemically the acid
condition; he uses an alkali, as a
rule. A chiropractor, caring for
the same patient, would find the
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10

and George Keyser at the Brandeis
restaurants. The reunion Is expected
to be held the middle of March as an
anniversary of the divisions work in
tn Toul sector raid.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Goodfellowship Luncheon.

Goodfellowship committee of the
Omaha Chamber of Commerce will
give luncheon Monday noon for
presidents and secretaries OF the
civic clubs In Omaha.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Lead Man Dies.

Cincinnati, o., Feb. a.-Edwin c.
Gossern. 70. general manager OF the
National Lead company, died after a
lingering illness.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
First Division Reunion.

Plans for the reunion of ex.servloe
men of the First Division will be
discussed at special meeting TO be
held Monday noon by Allan Turkey,
Maj. John Crissey, James Wheelen
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10
Panora Woman Dies Here.

Mrs. Pearl Caldwell, A, Panora, Ia.
died at the Charleston Memorial hospl
tai Friday. She is survived by n
sister, Mrs. J. l.. Weldner. San An
tonic, Tex
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-02-10

Though your car may have n starte
When you drive, 1t has a cranly
Imperial Valley press., 1924-02-25
First Regional
Bankers Meet
In Los Angeles

Tho first bankers regional con
ference ever held will lake place
in Los Angeles on February 27 anu
2S. 1t will be under the au3pice
Of the savings bank division Of the
American Bankers Association and
will be held in the Alexandria Ho
tel, where the conference headquar
ters will also be established. Tht
conference will close with dinnei
held at the Hotel Biltmore. There
will be over 1000 guests. The fea-
turc of the dinner will be an address
by George NJ. Reynolds, president
of The Continental and Commercial
National of Chicago. Jackson A
Graves, president of the los Ange
les Clearing House Association and
President of the Farmers ami Mer
chants National Bank Of Los An.
geles, will be the toastmaster.
The next regional conference will
be held in New Orleans on March
IL and 13; the third in Chicago
March 26 and %, and the fourth is
@"heduled fer New York City April
8 and 10. .-
W. r Morehouso, vice prcsiden'
of the Security Trust & Savings
pom l1of Los Angeles. is genera
chairman of the regional conferences
,nories II. Deppe, president of th'
savings division of the American
| Bankers Association, will preside
at the two day Los Angeles con
ference.