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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30

A budding doctor gave youth some
excellent crimson lozenges and told
him to chew them for the purpose Of
relieving cough. In the afternoon
he called and administered q gargle.
The result startled him,
my goodness!" he exclaimed, You
are bleeding internally"
He was so agitated that the patient
had to laugh. Upon recovering he ex-
planned: THAT wasn't blood, doctor;
just the crimson loEenge. "-Louisville
Courier-J ournal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
COLORA

Tho property of the late George
Ferguson, at Liberty Grove, was
sold at public sale last week,
and purchased by Harvey Crothers
for $1010.
A very successful social was held
at Mt. Pleasant M. E. Church.
Mrs. Lawson Love spent last week
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Levi
r. Atkinson.
William Fitzgerald and family, of
near West Chester, were recent
guests of Arthur Murphy and family.
Clyde Christie and William G.
Reynolds were home from Whining
ton over the weekend.
Eli COulson, wife and little son
Albert. visited relatives in Philadel-
phia and Chester.
Mrs. James Riale and infant son,
have returned to their home here
from a Baltimore hospital.
Miss Deborah Jackson has pur-
chased the Love Run School property
for $101,00
Harry Todd has had a telephone
installed In his residence.
Mrs. Fred Mcclure and son, who
have resided in Baltimore for several
years, moved last week into the
house at West Nottingham belong
ing to the formers sister, Bertha M.
Tyson, formerly the Mary ]. Sill
property.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
WORTH MONEY IN THE
HOME

A bottle of Chamberlain Col
and Diarrhoea Remedy for i'm
mediate use for sudden and grippin:;
pains and cramps, always alarming
especially when accompanied with
black nausea and weakening diar-
rhoea, Gives instant warmth, COM
fort and ease from pain. Good for
children and grown-ups.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
Both Guessing

A well-known artist whose picture of
a group of angels had created sensa-
ton came across q pavement artist.
Il am So-and-so,' he said II painted
the picture of the angels of which
everyone is talking. -FOUR work shows
promise; but what is that fish you are
drawing?"
"A sturgeon, SIR" replied the man.
"But have you ever seen a stur-
geon?'
"Have you ever seen an angel, sir?"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
Fell Into a Trap

$50 this fine little baby is girlr
beamed the rector. as he walked round
the baby show.
The proud father assented.
"And this other one-is 1t Of the
contrary sex?"
His wife's eyes were upon him, but
with no thought of the wrath to come
he replied, bllthely:
"Yes, sir; she is a girl, too"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
CATARRHAL DEAFNESS

is often caused by an iaSlamsd condition
Tube. Whsa thir aabe Is infiamed you
have a PumslinE SulAAd. or imDorfect
hearing. wB.sas tia haA2nAtim snA
Be redueeA, ysur bearing may - De-
siroyed forever.
do what We claim for it--rid your system
OF Catarrh or Deafness caused by
Catarrh. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
has been successful In the treatment Of
Catarrh for over Forty Years.
Sold by all druggists.
+. ]. cheney a Co, ToasdoA q
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
Great Head

Mr.. Classmates. l suppose can
claim financial success, and just
think, ! started business with a shoe
string.
Miss Green-Mercy It's genius! A
man who could get anybody to buy
one shoestring couldn't help but sue
ceed.-Boston Transcript.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
All 1t Was Worth

A Scotsman who had just been mar
ried asked the parson what was the
fee.
well" was the reply, there Is no
fixed fee. Pay what you think 1t In
worth"
Whereupon the bridegroom handed
him one shilling. The parson took it,
glanced at the bride, and handed back
fourpence change.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
Electric Locomotive Speed

A speed Of 105 miles an hour has
been attained by an electric locomo-
tive In tests before 200 steam and
electrical railroad men from all parts
Of the country at Erie, Pa. The cleo
trio proved superior in pulling after
giving the steam engine a start at
ave miles an hour.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30

THE EASIER is THE BETTER
WAY
Don't poison yourself with calomel
every saturday night, but get a
package of Chamberlain's Tablets.
Take one or two on going to bed, and
the morning will find you feeling
good. Gentle and persuasive, they
never grippe nor sicken. Only rs
cents.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
Couldn't AnsuOer

The villager sent a note to the doc
tor, saying: "Please send me some
fzzic for headake."
Next time they met the doctor said
aF-i-zrz-i-c doesn't spell physic, you
knqW."
..Well, what does it spell, thenT'
asked the villager.
The doctor gave it up.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
Made a Difference

"a man is never older than he feels"
declared the ancient beau, bravely.
"Now feel as fresh as a two-year-
old
Horse or egg7" asked the sweet
young thing brightly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
A Joy Night
A PACKARD CARTOON

A "Joy Night" program by Al
ton Packard, humorist extraordi-
nary, and master cartoonist, is
only one of the many features Of
this years Chautauqua program
here.
You will want a season ticket
They sell for $3.50, covering the
entire progrrm of FIVE days. The
Junior tickets are $I.oo.
The dates for Rising Sun Chau-
tauqua are June II to r6.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
Habit Persists

Felicia Isn't Mr.. Luvvum an alb
ydrd person? Whenever he talks to
|me he always begins with Fair lady"
Maud-Oh, that's only force Of habit.
You see, he used to be bus con-
ductVr.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30

The Dyspeptic Philosopher defines
a fiirt as a woman who gives man
the key to her heart, knowing the
lock to be rusty.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30

All things come to those who
wait, but the chances are that by the
time they turn up we have lost our
appetite for them.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30
Many Thermometers Unfit

So thorough is the inspection to
which clinical thermometer tubes are
subjected that about Is per cent are
rejected as unfit for use.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30

The Cynical Bachelor obserses that
1t must make bride feel rather
cheap to have her own father give
her away.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30

A man is but worm Of the dust
he comes along, wiggles about
while and finally some chicken gets
him,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30

ALI the men who are serving life
sentences at hard labor are not in
Jail.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30

courtship demonstrates that q
young mans arm goes to waist more
frequently than do his Opportunities
The Washington times., 1924-02-15
DR.. FRANK CRANES
DAILY EDITORIAL
By DIR. FRANK CRANE.
Station In Life.

NNHE children used to play game this wise. Bring
the tips of the fingers Of hand against those Of the
fingers Of which you bring the knuckes together bending
them down. Now thumbs your father mother the
first finger your brother and the little finger your sister,
and the ringers the girl who is your sweetheart Then it
will be found you separate Of the pairS always
without separating the meeting knucke except the ring
say you leave anybody but your unespce whereat
you laughed and rallied and there in the company
much merrment which, thanks bel easy when human
beings have not reached twenty-one.
Do this childish trick with your fingers and let
take occasion interpret into fe that to to
mind you that you tell best what love most by
ing what you most unwilling to part with.
"Lfe" excaims Ruskin, "some of us ready enough
to throw that away, joyess have made it. But
Station e-how many of ready quit thatH
who have thrown life awayS Despair and suicide are COM
enough.
The given for despair curious One has
lost all interest In life because he has lost his
other because he has been dgacd another because he
has been thwarted in love- All of them value the rappgs
of life more than life ITSELF
Is it not strange that would rather to their death
than from palace to huff Is it not strange that
that he has been ruined" when he has to
up his three automobiles and ride in the street cart Is
when she must let her army Of servants go and wait her
self and cook her meaSf
It is well enough to like the good things of lfe the
accoutrements and privileges that may bring but
the greatest of tragedies when value these things
more than life itself.
Whoever enjoys living existence to breathe the
freshng air and look upon the pleasant to eat and
sleep hope and strive and travel and best of ALL to love-
all of which things be done without cent in ones
pocket without being elected to any officen other
words whoever believes in Life loves Life and appreciates
Life, is the wsest of mortaS
1924 Mcclure Newspaper syndicats)
The Washington times., 1924-02-15

90 and lay his head the lap of Old Mother Europe
and say please pet and be nice to me- looks like the
type Of that would not be inclined to things for him.
self, to any reckless extent.
On the other hand look at Hiram johnson and James Reed
two that fought the League and beat frazzls in
United States Senate.
You couldn't imagine either Of those running around
TO find somebody else to help him manage his affairs Either
Of them would say IT attend to my business you attend
TO yours"
Dr.. Levermore who Mr. BOk's $5000O is sincerely
congratulated by this paper Mr. Box had the money to
SPARE distribution Of wealth is important and beneficial
pr: LevermOre the money well, undoubtedly.
CONTINUED in Last Two COlumnsl
The Washington times., 1924-02-15
Once-Overs
Copyright by International
SAY HELPFUL WORD TO THOSE WHO ARE
IN nIEFIGnT.TIES

Ever try to inspire anotherf Never havei
Then you do not know what joy come from knowl
edge of person helped through your life influence.
You have allowed the other fellow to go his way
without words from you either for against his of
doing.
IF you told hard luck story you talked in
begone instead Of in hopeful spiri-instead of
trying propose him which might lead back
to the road of happiness
The Washington times., 1924-02-15

lected by the people to look after the affairs Of the United
States in the coming election for President.
Barring Mr. Coolidge who has the advantage Of being in
power and having the organization with him. these are the
two conspicuous candidates. Republican and Democratic
for the nomination and election this fall.
Dr. Levermore, by the way in interesting interview says
he doesn quite what he would do in the Repub
cans should nominate HIM for President.
What would YOU advise him to do if he found himself IN
Abe Lipcoll'g No. "A shoeg2 !
The Washington times., 1924-02-15

y million voters Of the United States then Dr. LevermOre
viii get $4,000 more ...@zts-t'.
It's quite likely however that Mr. Box viii the second
fifty -thousanddollar installment.
The study Of faces interesting In this column offer
three for careful study The face at the the gentle
that wants your country to go into the League Of Nations
The two faces below Senator Hiram johnson Of California
and Senator James Reed of Missouri the faces of the
men that fought the League Of Nations and BEAT it.
Suppose you had to 60 to desert island filled with savages
and take with you to stand by and you through
Which would you seecgente Dr. LevemOre who the
The Washington times., 1924-02-15

The iron Of stout heart shall make thousand quail
The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed
Intentions which die are pretensions which he.
Fondness for fame is avarice Of air.
He who pitches too high won't get through his song
Ambition, the last insirmty of noble minds
A tmid man has little chance
Gcopgrisht 1874 bv Nsuspapsr Feature ssrxica xnoA
The Washington times., 1924-02-15

A GOOD man will as soon run into fire quarrel
Old quarrels and old charges are best left alone
Raise unsavory odors.
If evil will die, let it die.
Many fearless chiefs have won the friendship Of foe
Fortitude is victory.
hate to thing done by halves; if it be right do
il boldly; it be wrong leave it undops
The Washington times., 1924-02-15
By ELSIE ROBINSON

anxious to get them, it pays a good price
when it does get them The man who can de-
liver Good Thing is sure of fancy market.
IF YOU'RE NOT FINDING A MARKET,
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH
YOUR DELIVERY
Have you ever listened to one of these
Doleful Daniels, Pals 1t didn't take you long
to discover why he wasn't appreciated, did
itY In all probability the "good thing" he
had to offer wasn't good at all. He just
thought it was good. He had spread the
varnish of his conceit over it until it looked
glorious to him, but you could see the sloppy
craftsmanship and impractical planning
underneath. Or the, Good Thing may be
really good, but the workers. personality or
The Washington times., 1924-02-15

united states to
throw itself into
the arms Of Eu-
rope, or one Of
the other two
faces?
Isn't it a fact
that the face of
Hiram Johnson
or James Reed
would make the
average e eau
tious s savage
dive headfirst
out Of sight in
to the jungle,
" b as the
face Of DR.. Lev
ermore would
cause the same
savage to re-
mark: "T his
looks like a nice
breakfast. /"
The Washington times., 1924-02-15

The selection
Of DR.. Lever
m ore as the
$4,000 prize
winner win in-
terest every
student Of phys
icgnomy.
DR.. Lever
more, VINO Ii ZOE
the League and
would like
Uncle Sam to
The Washington times., 1924-02-15

artist that did real days work in his ifel Yes
sree Once upon time Real Workers were appreciated
But nowadayswe just look around and Judge for your
SELF What kind of reception does Real Man getH Some
young whippers rsnapper-etc, etc.
And so it goes Now if I not worker myself
would have right to comment this Hymn of Hate for
however untrue may be- is usually backed by very real
encouragement and need. But worker work more
than eight hours day. and every minute of those
hours on all six Moreover have had scramble for my
Job and IN still scrambing So when to giving
tips from the fronne trenches am as well Qualified as
worker And I'm right here say that this yow about
mo one apprecating good thing is ALL BUNK The
world DOES appreciate good things. needs them it
Kim
The Washington times., 1924-02-15

James Reed, of Missouri, who fought
and helped beat the League of Nations.
This American thinks the United States
is able to manage its own affairs with
out outside help.
The Washington times., 1924-02-15

thinking of writer know She is talented and in
dusrious But she is temperamental and supesens
tive that she's about comfortable to have around
peevish porcupine Then there's Dick Dick work
in the morning with chip his shoulder and by evening
it's whole hunk of cord wood He's clever and hustler
but wants him at any price.
There's to the plant that the hotar artists
get the jobs They do They get them because they have
learned the knack Of working pleasantly with other folks in
crowded. hurried world Their actual craftsmanship may
not be so good but craftsmanship only part of the deal in
Pali Look it over. Are you sure that you yourself
would appreciate if offered you in its present
formH
eaturesS
The Washington times., 1924-02-15

Dent over 70
tie your shoe.
But it isn't
exactly the face
Of q man with
W h m you
would trust the
foreign policy
of the United
States, the duty
Of defending
this country
against the va
rious pirates
that manage
tn in gs In
Europe, and cut
each others
tlroats.
On the other
hand, you might
hesitate to hand
your baby to
Hiram johnson
or James Reed;
they might for
get how soft
it was an d
SOU eeze too
hard. But you
WOULD select
one Of those
two men, john
son or Reed, to
look after the
affairs Of the
United States.
By the way,
it is quite like
ly that one Of
these two men
w I'LL be &C.
The Washington times., 1924-02-15
LISTEN, WORLD!

COUNT that day blessed "whose low,
descending sun" doesn t catch me listen.
- ing while some Johnny tells me that 'no
one appreciates good thing" They oughta
make record of that dirge and sell it in the
cut-rate drug stores. It's by far the most
popular quotation in the U. s. A. today. Ac-
cording to these Suffering Souls, when T.
Gray wrote these lines about "Full many
gem of purest ray serene the dark un-
fathomed caves Of ocean BEAR" he meant
THEM. They're pearls, diamonds, pigeon
blood rubies, most honest, loyal, industrious,
unselfish hombres that ever were entered in
the tax roll. And all for naught. No one
notices their industry, no one rewards their
loyalty, no one believes in their honesty
Who gets all the soft snans9 Some hnt. air
The Washington times., 1924-02-15
He Won Bok's $4,000
Compare His Gentle Face
With Two Others

This gentle
man, whose face
would inspire
confidence in
any Sunday s u
s School class,
won Mr.. Bok's
$4,000. His
brilliant sugges-
tion was that
the q United
States should
ignore the ver-
dict AGAINST
THE LEAGUE
OF NATIONS,
recorded with
seven million
VOVeS w sP6E0
when Harding
was elected, and
60 back to the
dead and dis
Carded idea Of
the League.
The Washington times., 1924-02-15
He Won Bok's $4,000
CONTINUED from First Two Columns.)

He has pleasing expression, the looks Of whom
you would trust your baby for few moments, while you
hnu& IA
The Washington times., 1924-02-15

He got Mr..
Bok's $4,000.
IF the Senate
decides that DR..
Levermore and
Mr.. B ok be-
tw cen them
know more than
the Senate and
fifteen or tWen-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13
Hauptnan Back
With NeD Ideas

Liborius Hauptman. director Of the
Columbia Concert orchestra. has JUS,
returned from a special trip 10 Los
Angeles. lately termed the amuso.
rnent capital Of America. where ne
has been gathering tho latest meth.
DDS Of motion picture musical pre-.
seniatlon with the object OF adapting
the feasible Innovations 10 the Co.
lumbin theater programs. TO better
entertain its patrons.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13
BEERYS HORSE is
PRIZE WINNER

Eleven blue ribbons decorate the
walls Of Noah Beery's dressing room
in the Paramount studio. The rib
bons were worn by "BcsS." Bocy's
horse. az stock shows and rodeos
turnout tho country.
At the present time "Bess Is visit.
ing her native state Of Texas. where
her master IL playing a featured role
In Irwin whats production Of Elmer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13
OPENING "SHOTS"
GET T0NY'S GOAT

Antonio Moreno has a srendezyous
with terror every time he starts a
new picture. The first day Of work
on The story Without a Name. /"
which Irwin willat directed at the
Paramount Long fsland studio. found
Moreno In n state Of excitement
equal to that experienced by actors
on the first night Of a play.
Every time I start a new picture
am as nervous as a cat. explained
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13

Moreno Il don't know why I should
be, bat am. There IS nothing hard.
cr about'th first days work than
the last days shooting but the break.
ing Of the ice Just seems 10 get mc.
In all the pictures have made ! NJ.
ways have a creepy feeling on the
first day. After that everything IL
an right.9
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13
FAMOUS PITCHER
CONSIDERED MOVIES

Waite Hoyt. the boy wonder OF
the world champion Yankees, just
missed being a movie actor instead OF
a pitcher. He was born in the Flat
bush section OF Brooklyn. and like
the Talmadge sisters. Eileen Percy
and other present.day screen favor
ties, attended the Erasmus Hall
high school. The Vitagraph studios
are Only a stones throw away. and
on being graduated Waite seriously
considered going in" for pictures.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13

Is Norma shearer. Canadian. ira.
yelling the same road to fame as
her illustrious eountrywoman. Mary
Pickford7
II would appear 50. judgin from
the quality Of her work IN recent
pictures, the rapidity with which she
has forged 70 the front and the opln.
Ion OF her fellow players.
Hardly known IN Hollywood 4 year
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13

TUE Babe Ruth Of the cactus
- country Is az the Hellig now,
in tho person Of Hoot Gibson, star
ring In his newest Universal pro,
duc,Ion, III; and Run" n baseball
story.
A. subtitle In tho picture char.
actsrirns him. he is Just a lad from
the "tall and uncut" whore all good
ball players come from. Hoot Is In
troduecd Ms an lndolent eowpuncher.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13

into the cattle country that an out
fielder has to ride horse TO chase
Il.
The story is handled in a comedy
vein and is crammed with laughs,
but Il is also well balanced with
drama and has many thrilling situa.
iions sprinkled thru H.
Others in the cast of well.known
favorites are Dewitt Jennings. Cyril
King. Harold Goodwin. William A.
Steele.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13

Gypsy life made a huge hit with
Gloria Swanson during the filming Of
Her Love story" She lived the life
Of gypsy at Douglaston. Long Is.
land. for several days while a col
lection Of Balkan camp followers was
being directed by Alan Dwan.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13

son Hough's story. North OF &c.
which is being filmed for Paramount.
Other featured players are Jack Holt,
Erues, Torrance and Lois Wilson.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13

who plays in the outncld and fields
very badly
After making several costly er.
rors. which contribute TO the runs Of
the opposing team. he Is relieved Of
further embarrassment when n third
out Is finally made and his side
goes 10 bat. Here the reason for
the clumsy outUelder's being in the
game is revealed. He clouts the
fIrAt ball pitched 20 him 80 far out
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13

sych pemonhEcE as Walter Hires.
Tully Mamhail. Dorothy Dcyore and
ing
others. Il provides plenty Of pep. in.
tonperaed with bursts Of humor
that make tho story doubly pleas.
And IN providing comedy pro.
gram extraordinary tho Columbia
booked Jack Dempsey In HIS VEN
latest release. ANS swclls on the
Ocean"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13

and half ago. she has played lead.
ing roles recently IA several out.
standing successes. Now she appears
IN support Of Jack Holt In Empty
Hands" the new Strand attraction.
The story Is an adaptation OF tho
Arthur stringer novel by Carey WI.
son and was produced BY Victor
Fleming.
II presents, IN daring contrast. the
modern social whiri OF the city and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13

the stark reality OF untamed liro IN
the wilderness. Tho wilderness
shots were filmed In Northern Can.
ada and give Miss shearcr every op.
portunIiy to display her proves an
a champion aii.'round athlete and
former mcmber Of tho Montreal 4.
\. A. Montreal wnz her birthplace
and she is remembered there as one
Of the bea, known exhibition swim.
mora and divers In Canada.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13

EILLED with brlsk action and
thrilling situations. Hold
Your Breath opened az tho colum.
bia saturday II Is a poppy photo
OF laughs and fun. From one stunt
tho cast daahes 10 another. and each
ends IN a chHckls or a laugh. II II
Just tho kind OF n picture intended
TO entertain.
A wonderful comedy cast with
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13

Reed Howea. called one Of tho most
photographed men In the world. has
n rolein Cecil DcAiille's latest pro.
duction Feet Of Clay"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-13
Amusement Programs
SCREEN
SCREEN

itrIIIG-Itso, Gibson n an RAJ
IInEHrYJsm.s Ktsveea Aapss Mnou
COLUMBIA Dorothy psyss and walter mi
CoIsEtMDsy
sriLaND-SermA IN Empty Hands"
blue MousE-rorsnes yidor
Bethany soors NO More women
CoLoNia1Puins IN Express"
STAGE
oHrUEUN-vaudsvlfs
PALACE urJ.E comedy ~rrssle, what You
rANrAGEs-ysudgvis picture