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Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1924-10-03

Brewery WOrkers-Local No. 162,
meets every second Monday of each
month at Trades Assembly Hall, 1880
p. M. Charles Dean, Pres; John Dix,
Fin. Sec'y, 43 Wilson Street.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05
An Easy Job.

Old Lady-Well. young man, l.
am very much interestedto hear
that you york on a newspaper.
How many stories do you write !,
every day? ia
Reporter-0h, about twenty,
five. should say. -
Old Lady-My goodness! Doesn't.
the work keep you busy all day.
Reporter-oh, no. I simply.
write down what my wife tells
mo when she comes home from a.
meeting Of the sewing circle. =.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05
Thousands Die Who
Ought Not to Die
Kidney Troubles Responsible
Take MarshrOOt. =
THE ORIGINAL WORCESTERSHIRE

Never mind how much you pay
for a kidney medicine, if it puts
your kidneys in good shape, ban
ishes that backache and drives
puffiness from under the eyes.
DR.. Carey's Marshroot Prescrip-
ton III made of roots and herbs.
costs $3.50 a package either in tab
let or liquid form and it's we'll
worth the money.
A stitch in time saves nine-a
few days treatment right now with
this amazing medicine may save
life-saVe heartbreak through grief
and perhaps the breaking up OF
happy home.
Never mind what you have tried
before-if you get UP through the
night, II your palms are moist, il
you even suspect you have kidney
trouble, get DIR. Carey's Marshroot
Prescription No. TIT today at Peo-
pies Drug Stores or any druggist
anywhere and if it doesn't help
you. il you aren't glad in a weeks
time that you bought it,, go and
get your money back-it will be
waiting for you. a.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05
Warns Middle-Aged
Women To Check
High Blood Pressure
Take Norma.

Thousands of women at The
changing time of life are in danger
of high blood pressure. 1t is caus-
cd by poisonous waste accumulat-
ing in the system or the weakening
Of one or more organs. This forces
the heart to do more work and
raises blood pressure.
The symptoms are dizziness,
shortness of breath, head pains,
flushed faces, nervousness or sleep
lessness. High blood pressure must
be treated and stopped for every
one knows it brings on Bright 8
disease, apoplexy and often sudden
death. 1t is too dangerous and
quick acting to go without needing
its symptoms.
Norma is a Doctors prescription
for high blood pressure that has
been used with great success. and
Is now sold by Peoples Drug Stores
and good druggists everywhere.
Being a purely vegetable medi-
cine it contains no habit forming
drugs, is harmless, and works in
such way that it drives out waste
matter, lessons the duty of the
0ver-taxed heart and reduces blood
pressure swiftly and safely. Often
one bottle brings great relief. Get
q bottle Of Norma today and free
yourself of life shortening high
blood pressure.
The name is
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05
The name is
NORMA
HEALING CREAM
STOPS CATARRH
Clogged Air Passages Opened
Nose and Throat Cleared
BY Ely's Cream Balm.

II your nostrils are clogged and
your head stuffed because of ca.
tarrh or cold, get Ely's Cream
Balm at any drug store. Apply a
little Of this pure, antiseptic, germ
destroying cream into your nostrils
and let it penetrate through every
air passage of your head and mem.
branes. Instant relief.
How good 1t feels. Your head is
clear. Your nostrils are open. You
breathe freely. No more hawking
or snuffling. Head colds and ca.
tarrh yield like magic. Don't stay
stuffed up, choked up and miser.
able. Relief is sure.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

Doesn't hurt one bit! Drop a little
"FreeZone" on an aching corn, in
0tantly that corn stops hurting,
then shortly you lift it right of
with fingers
Your druggist sells a tiny bottle
Of "Freezone" for a few cents, SUI
ficient to remove every hard corn.
soft corn, or corn between the toes,
and the foot calluses, without sore
ness or irritation.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

Self-denial comes doubly hard
to the egotist-he wants self-ex-
preston. u
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05
Advertisement.
whoIsYourSkinny
Friend, Ethel
He Needs McCoy's Cod Liver Oil
Tablets. p

Tell him to take Cod Liver Oil
for a couple Of months and get
enough good, healthy flesh on his
bones to look like a real man.
Tell him he won't have to svYal
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

From this fake art discussion
1t appears that anybody can &C.
quire an old master so long az he
has the price.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

Many a man suspected Of hav-
ing a past is unduly honored.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

One lady says that in the street.
cars the rising generation seems
to be sitting one. ~
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

Anyhow, it's q poor German
family that won't be able to speak
Of the time when they were tril,.
lionaireN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05


low the nasty
oil with the
fishy taste. be-
cause the Nc.
Coy Laboratories,
Of New York. are
now putting up
Cod Liver Oil in
sugar-coated tab
let form.
Ask for Nc
"Coy's Cod Liver
oil T ablets!
Peoples Drug
Stores and every
druggist worthy
the name sells
} them-60 tablets,
so cents. Amy
man or woman
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

The skeleton in the closet these
days is the still in the kitchen.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05
CHESTER'S
'CHUCKLES
BY Chester C. Conner.

~ My occasionally, the GRIM
inal comes to the end of
~ his rope.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05
PEPPYGRAMS

Dancing is what you might call
musical courtship.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

You know some women are
good leaders, just by looking at
their husbands.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

Why exaggerate by saying that
people frequently lose their lives.
Once is the record.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

Bridge fiends wish to be buried
with honors.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

Mem are like apples-so long as
they are green they are seldom
spoiled.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

can put on five pounds of healthy
flesh in thirty days, or the money
paid for the tablets will be re-
funded.
One woman put on fifteen pounds
in six weeks. Children grow re,
bust and strong.
McCOy's Cod Liver Oil
Tablets
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

II only politicians would stop
0tinging mud and throw some coal.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

The boss can get by with a
dirty collar and a last years car,
but you can't.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-05

Though teeth, eyesight and hear
ing are dulled by age, the tongue
grows sharper. $500.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
Souvenirs

Almost every tourist who visits
Egypt buys scarab from native
curio seller. In Peru the Quichua In
dians, descendants of the Incas, oc-
casionally offer for sale small golden
images unearthed from the ruins,
which have much value. From the
days of the Spanish conquest Peru has
been the Mecca of treasure seekers,
some of whom have made wonderfully
rich strikes. On the plain of Chimu,
near Truxillo, is great mound said to
contain treasure of fabulous value.
Several attempts have been made to
tunnel into it, but the sand has always
poured down and stopped the work of
excavation
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
Sc. John Has Largest
Drydock in the World

st. John, N. b., Canada, claims the
distinction of having the largest dry
dock In the world. The drydock,
which recently has been opened for
use, measures: Length over all. 1,15O
feet; clear width at the entrance, 125
feet, with AZ feet of water over the
entrance sill at extreme high tide.
Bearing in mind that the largest
vessel afoat is only 956 feet long"
says bulletin Of the Canadian Pa
cifc railway, describing the immense
dock, land that the naval authorities
are generally In agreement In conclud-
ing that vessel dimensions have now
reached their economic maximum, 1t
would appear that unnecessary length
is provided In the st. John drydock.
However, as this dock is being pro-
vlded with an intermediate sill, which
will permit the whole dock to be d.
vided into two entirely separate cham
bers, the inner 500 feet long and the
outer $50 feet long, 1t will be appreci-
ated that this length is justified In
that 1t provides for the accommoda-
llOu III OHe llule u dl lehSl tNO UlOu-
erately sized vessels, and still can be
utilized when the occasion arises as a
single docking chamber with sufficient
capacity to accommodate the largest
vessel afloat.
'The new drydock presages yet
enhanced Importance for the Port of
st. John. Already 1t has an important
place in Canada's economic life as the
principal outlet on the Atlantic coast
and the busiest port Of winter ship
ment. Its exports amount to nearly
s10OO0O,0O0 per year and Its imports
to $50,0O0,0OO. AS the terminus OF two
Canadian railways, with branches ra-
dating from 1t, 1t can well and expe-
ditiously serve the Dominion. Its
touch with the United States is ade-
Quate through fine services main
tanned with the republics coast ports.
1t has connection with practically
every country of the globe through
services maintained with the United
Kingdom, France. Norway, Ireland,
South Africa, Australia, New Zealand,
Bermuda and many other localities"
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
Scientists Find Brass
Safest for Saucepan

An Important household question
The choice of a saucepan-hns recently
been investigated at the municipal
laboratory Of Helsingfors, Finland.
Many kinds Of metals and other ma
terials are in use for the manufacture
of saucepans and other cooking uten-
sils, but owing to the solvent action OF
some foodstuffs 1t is certain that chem
ical salts Of the materials used are alb
sorbed to some extent By human be-
ings.
A test was made by boiling, for
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08

Fewer Americans were killed in
he Meuse-Argonne offensive, the
bioodiest engagement in which
General Pershing's army partici-
pated, than were killed last year
In the United States by automo-
biles. The death toll Of the twenty
five army divisions, which formed
the American First Army in "the
largest battle in American history"
was slightly more than $1,000 men.
1t is safe to estimate the automo-
bile fatalities in the United States
for 1928 at 10000.
United States soldiers killed In
action at the battles of Gettys-
burg. Spottsylvania, the Wilder
ness, Antietam, Charlottesville
Chiokamauga and Cold Harbor
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
METHODIST EPISCOPAL oHuRcn
10 a. m.-Sunday school.

lU a. m.-Sunday school.
11:00 a. m.-Morning worship.
This is Mothers Day. Do not for
get to write her letter and to send
her remembrance. The choir will
have n special number and Mrs. Reyn-
olds will sing. The pastor will bring
a message about mothers. There will
be other special numbers which will
add to the service which will make
the day happy and profitable to all.
You will be very welcome. If you
have car see if you can find some
ones mother who would like to go to
church and see that she gets there.
There will be baptism of children.
Z p. m.-Junior and Epworth League.
8 p. m.-Evening worship.
We will sing the songs of Isaac
Watts. He has written for all the
world some of our finest hymns. The
pastor will talk on the theme, "The
Plan Of Redemption You will find
"a very cordial welcome at all the ser.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
Pigcon's Great War Work

Among the homing pigeons dis.
played in the recent great poultry and
pigeon show in London was one that
did remarkable service in the war.
The Mine Sweepers' Hope, as this bird
was nicknamed, repeatedly made jour
neys from the middle of the North sea,
and on four successive Saturdays ar
rived In England half frozen with i'm
portant dispatches, and so warned the
authorities Of the approach of Yep
pelins.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08

though his laugh is coarse he ofteS
has low. persuasive, gentle voicA
He does not look at the little ones
or the old ones on the street car, but
the young ones Of the opposite sex.
While amativeness has Its functios
in the body, properly repairing and
creating red blood corpuscles, over
development In this area without .
corresponding development of high
ideals and conscientiousness In the
upper head means promiscuous love
extreme selflshness and unrelinbility
as husband or father.
Co. 1893. Western Newspaper union.)
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08

combined, the seven greatest bat
ties of the Civil War in point of
losses to the Union forces. num-
bered several hundred fewer than
the automobile deaths in the
United States in the last twelve
month. And the slaughter by auto
mobiles continues at an accelerated
pace.
For example. the Metropolitan
Life Insurance Company, basing
its figures upon the mortality re-
cords of its 100000 industrial
policyholders, states that the year
1928 showed an increase of 13 per
cent. in the automobile deathrate
over 1922 and that the month OF
January, 1924, showed an increase
of more than IT per cent. over
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08

three hours, two pounds Of red cur
rants in a number Of saucepans of diff
ferent materials, and then, by chemical
analysis, finding how much of the
saucepans had been dissolved in the
food, says London Tit-Bits.
The best figure obtained was that
for brass, which was $50 times better
than enamel. Brightly polished brass
cooking utensils are used on a large
scale in the East.
Copper, tin, nickel and aluminium
vessels were all found good, but lror
was found to be much more easily at
tackled by foodstuffs. Tin, next to pol
ished brass, stood out as the best ma
terial for the lining of cooking uten
sils.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
WHY YOU ARE
WHAT YOU ARE
By EDNA PURDY WALSH
HOW TO DISTINGUISH THE GEN.
UINE FATHER

The face and head of a man tell
the story 81 love children, l will care
for them and my wife" or they reveal
the contrary, louder than words.
When the faculty of parental love
is combined with the developed faculty
of conscientiousness in the top head,
that man will never go back on his
children or wife.
Amativeness, located further down
on the head, nearer the neck than
parental love, Is different quality al.
together. With 1t goes fat fullnesa
In the chin, fullness of the entire
under eyelld, long eyes with slit-liks
openings. peering out and partly
closed. The skin Is suffused. A man
with such characteristics has ten
dency to throw the middle part Of
the body forward when laughing. and
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
Studying the Storm,

LET us be patient" said the hope
full friend. "All this trouble will blow
over"
"It'll blow over all right" agreed
Senator Sorghum. But maybe it'll be
like tornado I saw out West. It
blew over, but 1t took everything In
sight with it."-Washington Star.
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the corresponding month last yeaH
The control of the rising dea ih-
rate from this cause is one of 's'
unsolved problems of police acCi.
ent prevention work in American
cities. There is small consolation
in the fact that the number OF
automobiles has also increased. and
that, in consequence. there are
fewer deaths per automobile In
operation than there were five or
ten years ago. The outstanding
fact is that whether people are be-
ing killed by the first or the fifth
or the tenth automobile. the num-
Der of deaths causedsby motor vel,-
icles and the automobile accident
deathrate continue to grow year
after year.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
Contentuaent

According to an old saying, ga con-
tented mind is a contented feast. +"
Contentment nourishes the soul, and
filleth the heart with great gladness
But, oh my, how little of contentment
there is in the most of us, possibly
for two reasons: our lack of the spirit
of contentment, our inability to appre-
ciate and enjoy the things we have,
whether little or much; and a habit
we have Of comparing what we have
with what others have.
Dear old Isaac Walton, three hun
dred years ago, says: "I knew a man
that had health and riches, and sew
eral houses, all beautiful and ready
furnished, and would often trouble
himself and family to be removing
from one house to another; and being
asked by friend why he removed so
often from one house to another, re-
piled, cit was to find content in snme
of them" But his friend, knowing
his temper, told him, elf he would
find content in any of his houses, he
must leave himself behind him; for
content will never dwell but in a meek
and quiet soul.'' And isn't it the
truth2
Sing to yourself this little lifting
lay, written four hundred years ago:
"My conscience is my crown;
Contented thoughts my rest;
My heart is happy in itself,
My bliss is in my breast.
My wishes are but few,
All easy to fulfill:
L make the limits of my power
The bounds unto my will.
l fear no care for gold,
Well-doing is my wealth;
My mind to me an empire is,
While grace affordeth health"
And then for heartsease and salts
faction, think the thought of a yet
more ancient writer: "Be content
with such things as ye have, for He,
our Father and God, hath said, 1 will
never leave thee nor forsake thee. So
that me may boldly say, the Lord is
my helper"
"Sweet are the thoughts that SAVIOR
of content.
The quiet mind is richer than a crown;
Sweet are the nights in careless slum-
Der spent;
The poor estate scorns fortunes angry
frown; ...
Such sweet content, such minds, such
sleep, such bliss,
Beggars enjoy when princes oft do
miss.''
EDWIN JOHNSON.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
No Billboards on Oahu

Aroused by the Increase in adver-
tlsing billboards which spoiled vistas
of mountain and turquoise sea, the
women of Honolulu notified the mer-
chants of the Hawaiian islands that
rhey would buy no goods so advertised
On the island Of Oahu. Today there Is
not single advertising billboard on
the island.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
Some National Debts

The national debt head in the
United States is about $3.50. In Italy
1t Is over $500. in France over $1,000.
and In Great Britain 1t reaches the sum
Of over $500. In Japan 1t is only .
little more than $25.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
Salesmanship

Hesitant Flapper-Aren't these hose
a bit hashyf
Salesman-Yes, miss; indeed the3
are, and the papers forecast strong
winds for the next few days
Hesitant Flapper-I'll take them
Boil Weevil. ra.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
PREsBYTER1AN CHURCH

PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Preaching services at II a. m. AND
1880 p. m.
Christian Endeavorer, one-half hour
commencing promptly at 7 p. m.
Midweek meeting on Thursday q
1880 p. m.
We extend a cordial invitation to al
to worship with Us.
j. P. CLARK, Minister
1912 Cooper Ave. Phone 1s1.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
FIRST CHURCH OF
CHRIST soIENTIs7

80 Cooper Avenue
Sunday school 10 a. m.
Sunday services II a. m.
subject for next Sunday morning
"Adam and Fallen Man."
Wednesday evening service 8 p. m
Reading room open on Wednesda!
afternoon from 2 to 4 O'Clock.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
When Success Fails

There is no failure more heartbreak-
ing and disastrous than success which
leaves God out Of the bargain. II
you are simply setting out In life to
amass mere material success. fame
created or position gained, then sue
cess will be the most dismal and dis
astrous failure.-G. Campbell Morgan.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08

vices of the church. Let us keep the
day in the spirit of worship that we
learned at Mother IS knee.
PHILIP D. NORVEUL, Pastor
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
&11,rlh 4S,1l,{
Ssunag Scdudal4

Copy for notices unasr this heading
must bs in this office by Wednesday
Noon.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
OoNaR gSSNIEN

First District. ,... William N. vaile
Second District. Charles B. Timberlake
Third District. Guy U. Hardy
Fourth District. 80. Edward T. Taylor
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08

Burial carriers / and 2 leave office at
Q .. m. except Sundays and holidays.
City carriers deliver and collect mail
In city district three times daily; in
resident district twice daily, except
Sundays and holidays.
Federal building corner Ninth and
Grand. Phone 335.
Ollie THORSON, Postmaster.
JOHN B. Schultz,
Assistant Postmaster.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08

The Extent of Usefulness
Our duty is to be useful, not accord
Ing to our desires, but to our powers.
-Evangelical Visitor.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08

A Post "Iosr" win find i. for ~
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
I Official Directory
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q. 8. Senator. =. Lawrence @. Phipps
q. g. Senator. ........ .Alva B. Adams
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08

LESSON TEXT-u Kings 11:1-1s.
GOLDEN TExT-"Be strong in the
-Eph. 6:10.
PRIMARY ToPIc-A Kind Woman
Saves a Baby King
JUNIOR TOPIC-The Story of Boy
King.
INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOP
lC-God's Hand in Human Affairs.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOP
IC-What Jehoiada Meant to Judah.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
ST. BARNABAs EPISCOPAL

Corner Ninth and Blake
ST BARNABAS
Third Sunday after Easter.
Holy Communion a. m.
Sunday school 10 a. m.
Morning service IL a. m.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
! OCA pOSTOEFILE
IL MFORMATYON

s-t++++?*++4&i-s -ss-ss.-ss-ss ot$<$
Lobby doors open from s .. m. to
$3.50 p. m.
Postoffice windows open from 8 q
m. to 8 p. m, daily, except Sundays
and holidays.
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08
SUPREME COURT
STATE OFFICIALS

STATE OEEIOIzAIo
Governor. William E. Sweet
Lieut., Governor. .Robt. F. Rockwell
Secretary Of State. Carl g. Miliken
Treasurer. Harry E. Mulni1
Auditor. Arthur M. stong
Attorney General. Russell W. Fleming
State Supt. Schools. Mary @. 9. Bradford
The Glenwood post., 1924-05-08

First Ward A. W. Kendrick and M.
q. Bosco.
Second Ward-H. o. Switzer and J.
F. Mccoy.
Third ward-Henry Kennedy and y.
N. Langston.