White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1924-02-15

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Now for Exhibit D." John
w. Coffman. Do you know that
you almost made failure OF
his description and good quail
ties also by recommending him
for the clingIng vine girl? DOM
you know that the neat house
keepers want a business woman
one capable of earning a liv-
ing while he keeps the house
neat? Neither did you say
whether exhibit ID had house
to keep neat or expected the
girl to have it. 1t makes all
the difference in the world. 1t
strikes us that he will be on
the market quite awhile unless
the committee changes its tactics
Exhibit ID sure has the sympa.
thy of the rest Of the exhibits
exhibit Il" James Z. Sells
(Jimmie). There the committee
was wrong again at the start
by leaving off the Jimmie. :
Jimmie sounds so nice and cudd-
ly, and sure to make hit with
the girls. Admitting that he
, did some job to dig the Column
bia so crooked and yet have
water run in it without going
up hill, we have tried to make
it clear to the committee that
it is next to impossible to create
good impression after one has
made a poor start. Suppose he
is connoissuer of home brew
Do you honestly think that rec
ommendation enough for exhibit
F.? We, the rest of the exhibits,
recommend that the committee
get busy and rewrite this de-
scription.
Exhibit F." Robert l.. Gwin,
Dob. You did fine at the
start with this one. In fact ex-
hibit + has nothing to complain
of except that he could not un-
derstand what was meant by
the expression, twill try any
thing once" Does it mean any
girlY Or does it refer to the
experiment? Aside from that
he is very well satisfied, i'll fact,
is rather chesty to think that
he is considered a sheilx by the
people of White Bluffs. We,
the aforesaid exhibits, compli-
ment the committee on writing
one description in good shape
(even if we do think they did
it accidcntly). And we are more
than sorry after that to see
them make another bad bllnder
with
'lExhibit G." oris W. Brown,
(Brownie). In the first place
you once more left off the pet
name which makes it sound so
comfy and familiar to the girl
reading it and makes her long
to run her fingers through his
hair and pet his cheek and call
him dearie. We know that
Brownie is not girl shy, neither
docs he have to. be convinced
he needs a wife. 1t is simply
that he has not been approached
by the right kind of girl. And
we strongly advise the commit
tee to find out more about the
exhibits before offering them on
the market. Exhibit G threatens
to withdraw from the contest it
there are any more such mis-
takes and wants it understood,
too, that he has house to live
in located over by the new
county shed.
Exhibit H." Edgar Carl
Johnson, (the uncrowned king)'
We think the committee got off
wrong again, Why say anything
about kings when monarchy is
in such disrepute, unless indeed,
you state that he is in exile and
make hero out Of him in the
girls eyes. Neither did you
State that he has a. good com
Portable place to live with lots
OF rattlesnakes for company
You know the woman that would
suit exhibit Hiwould be sure to
like them for pets. Exhibit does
mot feel fattered with the write.
up but will stay in the contest
providing the committee will do
better next time.
We come now to the most
lamentable feature of the con.
test as presented by the com
mittee. One of our number was
left out entirely, which is very
embarrassing to him as well as
ourselves. We sure hope that il
was not done Intentionally and
hope that the committee will
correct this and get this member
in as quickly as possible. He
is unable to explain why he was
left out. His name is Stephen
f. Branch. Of good character
sober, industrious, hero Of the
battle of "Paree,o the greatest