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Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07
SHORT COURSE DATES
POSTPONED ONE WEEK


The dates of the Boys and
Girls Week Short Course at the
University Farm have been
changed from March 31-April 5
to April z to II in order not 70
conflict with the commencement
activities Of the Minnesota
School Of Agriculture the FIRST
week. To make the course bet
ter and stronger than ever is the
task to which the managers and
club leaders viii bend their ener-
gies. Further announcements in
which the young people will be
interested viii be made.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

May 81. 1925. Some of the old
members win drop out and new
ones want to join. so all you old
members who wish to hold your
place in the association as well
as new ones that want to join. be
sure and be there at the meeting
as it is most likely that it will be
your last chance this year. IL
has been thought best to divide
herds into three groups. namely
herds ranging from l to 10 cows,
herds from 10 to 20 cows and
herds consisting Of 20 cows or
more, and then charge so much
per COW according to what group
your herd is in. Come and let's
talk it over. Feb. -, at 1880 d. m.
If for some good reason or other
you can not attend the meeting
and want TO join the association
then send a card to the secre-
tary before that date stating so
and also how many cows you
want tested. but the safest will
be for you to come.-C. Flint. Sec
2i7w23-1t.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

For Sale-Two high grade
Guernsey cows, one two years
old, fresh Jan. LIST, other three
years old. coming fresh in April;
two calves, 4 months old; all
household goods consisting of
range and heater, dressers, COM
modes, sewing machine. chairs,
beds. kitchen cabinet, tables,
washing machine. wringer and
many other articles; some farm
machinery and several tons of
tame and wild hay.-Mrs. John
Steele. Bruno, MINI. 67w23-1t.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07
APPRECIATION.

In behalf Of the Askov Cream
cry Association ! wish to take
this means of extending our
thanks and appreciation for the
splendid dinner which was served
the members of our creamery at
the annual meeting by the bust
ness interests of Askov village.
Cooperation of this sort is the
means Of better community
understanding.
c. Sebald,
President.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07
ASKOV

"A DaDy girl was Dorm 70 MT.
and Mrs. N. P. Nedegaard Friday.
Marius Hansen went to Mime
apolis Monday to see the poultry
show and visit friends a couple
days.
Hans Koed went to Minnea.
polls Monday to take in the auto
show and visit friends and rela.
tives a couple days.
Marius Juhl left Wednesday OF
last week for Minneapolis where
he expected to undergo an oper.
alton for appendicitis.
The Fred F. Hansen family
has been quarantined with scar
let fever. their IL year old
daughter. Frida, being i'll.
Geo. Nelson who has been
visiting relatives here and al
Kerrick lately. returned to his
home at Tyler. Sunday via auto
Ed Beavens from up Bruno
way. has joined the army of Ford
automobiles having purchased Q
car from the Askov Garage Mon.
day. :.
The Askov Construction Co
has completed the Pokegams
Sanatorium and various work
men have returned to their
homes here.
The local D. B. S. lodge will
entertain the ID. S. S. lodge Satur
day evening. Feb. 9. at their hall
All members of both lodges with
their families are cordially in
vited.
Niels B. Miller left Monday fol
West Denmark, Wis, to visit his
folks, it being his fathers birth
day Tuesday. He will also go ia
Minneapolis on a business trip
before returning home.
In renewing his subscription to
the American ]. p. Jacobsen
a former resident here. who lives
near Mortified, writes as fol
lows: I'VE could not get along
without the Askov American yet
for a while; it is just like getting
a letter from home"
Hans H. Sorensen has been il
and confined to bed at the j. R
Petersen home the past week
with inflammatory rheumatism
on the one side of his body. II
has been very painful but hi,
friends will be glad to learn thai
he is on the road to recovery.
Mrs. Maren Petersen who hat
a slight stroke of paralysis sew
eral months ago but had regain
ed her former good health. hac
a little reminder of the same i'll
ness Tuesday morning. She tool
to bed Immediately at the Jeni
Henriksen home and is nov
resting easy.
The Young Peoples Society
will have a musical entertain
ment at their meeting on Sunda,
evening. Feb. II, at the assembly
hall, which is being arranged by
DIR. p. N. Fenger. Rehearsal'
have already commenced at vari
Gus homes for the entertainment
which will consist of solo and en-
semble singing, orchestra music
and instrumental solos and duets
All those interested in music are
welcome to attend.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07
cow TESTING MEETING

The Askov Cow Testing Assoc
citation No. ! will have q meeting
in the townhall. Askov. on Feb.
IS, at 100 p. m. for the purpose
of recognizing the association
for the next testing year begin
ming June /. 1924. and ending
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

FOR THE WEEK

This column IN for free use by
churches. schools. societies. lodges
ETC.. for the purpose of announcing
meetings where no admission IL to
be charged. such meetings as are
held for social or educational pur-
poses and not for pecuniary gain.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

Wanted to Buy-A used baby
buggy, good condition. reasonable
price. Give description, price in
first letter. Address c. ID. E..
Care of Askov American.
25w23-1ts
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

Services conducted by Rev. ].
Albert Johnson at the Wilstad
church next Sunday. 2 p. m, in
the Swedish language.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

For Rent-Two farms. one 2
miles east of Hinckley, 200 acres,
good dairy farm with good build
ings; the other about IL miles
northwest of Hinckley, l mile
from school house, cream station
and store, good barn and silo, 100
acres, 60 under pillow. Renters
must have cattle. Possession can
be gotten this spring on both
places. Also have residence for
sale or trade. Enquire of H. C.
Hansen, Sandstone. 71w22-tf.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

Culling--I am prepared to do
your culling of chickens. Have
recently completed a short course
in that work. Charges, lc per
bird. minimum S1.00.-H. B.
johnson, Askov. 29w23-1t%.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

Parent-teachers meeting at the
school house tomorrow friday
evening. State Deputy Commits
sioner of Education P. c. Ton
ming will speak.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

For Sale-One A and one IL
bottle Babcock cream tester.
Price $500 and $500 respective
ly. Also a young Guernsey sire
ready for service, $35!00.-Jens
Gregersen. Route /, Box rs. /
mile west of Askov. 35w21-3ts.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

Regular monthly meeting of
the North Star Farmers Club at
their hall Friday evening, Feb.
s.-A. P. Jensen. Sec.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

For Sale or Rent-My large
new residence in the village of
Askov.-James Frokjer, Askov.
25w20tf.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

For Sale-We have three used
Ford touring cars for sale at bar
gain prices.-Askov Garage.
25w23-1t.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

For Sale-Eight 8 weeks old
pigs. $500. Enquire of Ed Rupp,
l mile northeast of Bruno on viii
Hill farm. 25w23-1t.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

Askov Live Stock Shipping
Association viii ship stock Mon
day, Feb. 11.-Chr. Hyldahl, ship
per. 25w23-1t.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

There will be a box social at
the Eaton school house. Friday,
evening. Feb. Is. Everybody
welcome.-Miss Healy. teacher.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

Gudstjeneste j. Kirken Ssndag
den 10. Febr., Form. XII. 1880. 5.
Ssndag efter Helligtrekonger.
S. ID. Rodholm.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

For Sale-Pure bred Single
Comb White Leghorn cockrels.
$1.00.--J. H. Hill. Bruno.
25w22-2ts.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

Wanted to Purchase Second
hand cook stove; also a heater
Mrs. Holger Kilstofte, Askov
village. 25w23-1ts.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

For Sale-Thirty window
frames (2xS white pine) for con-
crete barn, made for 10x12 lights,
SIP for the bunch Clement
Christensen. "a miles north,
Askov. 25w23-1ts.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07

Taken Up-One bay team,
mares, weight 2.600.--A. M. Dou-
gan, Bruno. 25w22-tf.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-02-07
WANT COLUMN

RATE cent per word per lnser-
tlen. Minimuns. - cents.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Offer TO All VINO
Have Stomach Distress
Try One Bottle d Dare's Ms1tha Peps;n for Indigestion and II not
Delighted With the Good Results, H. J. Dennis & Co. or Any
Reliable Druggist VIII Gladly Return the Purchase Price.

Get q 0s4l.e -t tais grand stomach
medicine today with the distinct under
ST. aaiug 1Aat your money vii be
promptly returned f il does not stop
the most acute stomach distress quick
e. than anything you eye used.
Your stomach may be so distended
VII eas taat you think every minute
your heart VII stop beating. yet with
enc dessertspaonfai Il Dare's NeltAa
Pepsin tLal dreadful feeling u slhoca-
tiCn vii vans In q ew minutes.
Win tie same speed IL steps gas,
aeidliy, beleznE ana eall burn.
rs a wonderful formula ne
binatcn epsin vi a.aer god
stomach q goratars-so wonderful
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
SEPARATING THE GOATS

The old soldiers marched to the
church and halted In the square out
side. One wing OF the edifiee vas IN
dergoing repairs, so there was room for
only half the regiment.
Sergeant" ordered the captain,
tell the men who don't want to 20 to
church to fall out"
A large number quickly availed them.
selves of the privilege.
Nov, sergeant" said the captain.
dismiss all the men who did not fall
out and march the others in-they need
it most"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
lpoLizEB

-If says here, One Of the idols most
feVered by any heather is a figure of a
woman, ta6ated, resting her chin in her
hands, said Mrs. Farr. reading from
a book.
Which proves they are about the
wl5est people or. earth" suggested her
husband.
How SO, Orrin?'
Well" said Mr.. farr, with en-
phasis, because they make q deity OF
a woman who has sense enough 70 give
her chin a rest.''-Pathfnder.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

mat n one small town N New Jersey
last year over 5000 bottles were sold.
Never mind what causes your indi-
gestion or gastritis or dyspepsia or
haw long y1a have had L. Or how ma.
ny otEe- remedies yen have tried, this
Is The n medicine that VIII make
your old disabled stomach 50 strong
and healthy thai YOU can digest any
dis res.
and you know that When your stom
sef : ia ne shape. nervousness, head
aches and dizziness won't bother YOU.
Ever regular druggist guarantees 4
bottle al 1are Aentha Pepsln +. J.
Dennis q C. sell dozens OF it.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
DIFFICULT DIAGNOSIS

The young mother vas frantic. Her
.~To-year-olo daughter ae8led and
howled and hoYleo.
Whatever Is the mater with the
child?' asked the father "a despair.
His wife sahk imply into a chair and
began 70 weep, While The 5ssg went on
bowling.
Il do Don't know. soohe1 the dis
tracted mother Its either because
she's eaten too toeny strawberries or
she wants more r-uygeia.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
An Offer of MARRIAGE.

Hard-up Young Man-Sir. | have
come to tell you that have long loved
your daughter, and want to make her
my wife.
Nouveau Riche-But, hang it, |
haven't got a daughter!
Hard-up Young Manhood heavens
They told me you had!
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
GIVING Himself Up.

Irate Father-Look here, you young
devil, I'll teach you to CONF home
with a chorus girl at four O'clock in
the morning.
Son-Oh. so you know how It's done,
do you! Well, l don't mind taking a
few pointers.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
ON The

First Burglar-Gad, that WIZ a mar
rer escaped
Second Burglar-Didn't yer have
time to take anything?
First Burglar-Didn't have time t
take me breath.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
A Future Business Man.

James, my son, did you take that
letter to the post Office and pay the
postage on it?"
"Father. | saw a lot of men putting
letters in a little place and when no
n was looking | slipped in yours for
nothing"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
DIDN'T COUNT

A Detroit clergyman relates that n
Gay he gas called upon to marry a
couple. His ~oatechIsm of the prospec-
tive bridegroom was satisfactory AMI
10 turned his attention to the lady.
Have YOU eYsr been married2"
Yes, strip
Husband dea5r
No. siri'
are you diqorced3'
Mo not exactly. but IN just as
good as divorced. Ny husband left me
ard we never paid the minister for
marrying US"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
More Practical.

The Convalescent-Did you have my
brown suit cleaned and pressed While
l was in the hospital?
His Wife-No. 1 had your black
suit fixed up. ] thought that would
1e better in case anything should hap
pen.-Judge.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Money Wasted.

When the doctor arrived he found
the patient in tears.
"Cheer up, my good man." he said,
you'll pull through all right"
"'Tisn't that, doc" groaned the pa
tient, but just think of the money I've
spent buying apples to keep you
away.'-Harvard Lampoon.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
True Chi aIE.

The genius of a certain Arkansas
editor showed Itself recently when he
printed the following news item in the
local columns OF his paper:
Miss Beulah Blank, Z Batesyille
belle of twenty summers, is visiting
her twin brother, age thirty-two.'-
Arkansas Taxpayer.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Enuauement Eniciern.

us It true" ggfed the young man.
That since yoo came her YOU have
become engsghd to Tor ed. Billy
and Arthur, as We as r. He?" The
girl assumed ar .ir cf dI4la What
Is that to you?s che deuaa 4 d. Just
this" he replied briefly f it's SO.
and you have no objections re fellows
will all chip in 70 buT "a aagagement
ring"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

The Press Man interviewing notori-
Gus parsonage recently released from
pTison)-And then shall 1 say that
you walked forth from the grim gates
OF prison a free man,
The Notoriety-No, no. you can't
say that. | had the wife with me =
London Humorist.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

Husband. This paper says that the
greatness of a father often proves a
stumbling bl0cb TO the advancement
of his children Wife: We'll, thank
goodness, our children will never be
handicapped in that way."-Hamilton
(Ont.) Herald.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Such 4 Question

Mrs. Mulcahy-An' why aid yez
Keep Mickey in after school?
Teacher asked him who George
Washington was and he only stood
and looked at me.
Mrs. Mulcahy-It's d~umfounded the
poor by was at yer ignorance, likely.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Editors Understand.

Two persons were tried the same
Gay by the same Judge in a municipal
court in Boston, according to the
press. One Of Them was found guilty
and fined for sounding his horn and
the other for not sounding t. We u
derstand this experience.-The 3ap-
tist.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

Stude: Say, waiter. 10 you call
this bean SOUP" Waiter: The cook
does, sir" Stude: why. The bean IN
this soup isn't big enough 10 favor IL
Waiter: He isn't supposed 10 flavor
t. sir; he is just supposed 10 chTisten
NEBRASKA AWgWau.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
The Old Problem.

"How do you like housekeeping.
Jim
Well" answered tbs recently mar
ried man, 'lt's only a partial success.
The people who come to visit are all
well enough pleased 70 stay @ long
time, but we can't get the help 70 feel
that way"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
FITTED . THE sPoR.

Son-Dad. Iye been - Gu the nine !
Dad-You're not strong, son are you
fitted for such sport7
Son-Oh, I'm being ftEed &C 2 regu-
lar baseball suit now!
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Obvious Evidence.

Suitor-I say your daughter has
promised to marry me and all that
sort of thing. But one must be care
ful. I'd like 10 know If there Is n
insanity in your family?
Wather-Judging by what you say,
there must be.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Anticinated.

$50 Bilkins tried to get 4 patent on
d machine to detect when a man is -
ing?"
Eyes, and some veg in Washington
wrote him that such Q machine was
constructed oGes ago IRON one y
Adams ribs"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Older and Wiser.

when l was a young man, ! worked
= hours a day
SOM admire your youthful energy.
dad. but | admire still more The ma
tire wisdom which led you - step it.
The Continent.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Saw L VIII Einmers-

Bessie-I'm IeTsr going TO speak Ia
Jack again. He sent me 2s roses fer
my birthday, tha horrid thing
Tessie-Don't be angry viii hin for
that, dear. PERHAPS he COULDN'T afford
any more.-Ladies' Home Journal.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

You have a heart of stone ii
you intend that as denoting the limit
in hardness. stated the girl, you are
much behind the times. Many forms
Of improved cement are much harder
than stone. Louisville Courier-Jonr-
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

First student I'm going 10 sue my
English teacher Tor libel Second
student. What for" First student.
He wrote en- ny English theme, You
have bad relatives ard an|teeedents
Scrap Book.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Political Sickness.

81 see Senator Smirk isn't going to
run at the next election on account Of
Sickness"
sickness? Wy, he looks hale and
hearty to me-"
Eyes. but his voters are sick of
him"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
= the JUNGLE reauty Parlcr.

irss Mouk-What can ! d. fer yaa
oGay. Miss Spotty?
Mss Spotty (the leoparaess)-fou
nay manicure my nails good and
sharp. Then see If you can't do some
ling to remove my horrid freciies.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
The Only Ri1ht Thinn-

The speediest motorist had run over
ii pedestrian and was anxious to atone
as Far as possible.
'Ill do what's right" he assured
him.
We'll, let's taste it, then" replied
the man in the middle of the road.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
One on Pete.

@enderfoot-What age you laughing
about? What's SO funny about drink
ing poison moonShine?
Cyclone zip-Woli. Ven We start
ed ter drink It out West ere, Pizen
Pete. the make eater and the worst
old rumsoak 'ereabouts, was The ao.
one Of US ter git sick.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

RIGHTEOUSNESS BRINGS E8seE
The work Of righteousness shaL
be peace. and inc effect Of rlght-
%eousness. guietntss and a~ssuran1e
for ever And ~ people shall
dwell in 4 peaceable a~abitation. and
in sure d. ellings. and in Gaies est
ing pls ess=Tsa 32sz7. IS.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Bible Thoughts for
the Week
Sundsv

GLADNESs IL VICES eve
the Lord with gla44a Enter 81.
His gates witt fzaases wing ar
into His court e-aIse
thankful INTO Eaa= aH- lIzas
name. For the
1902. 4.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Cooi Character

Admirer 10 famous ~ski-runner)-
rave you ver tallen into a c~revasse?
Admired spent two days Il one
once.
Admirer-Good h%eavensi Weren't
you terrified?
Admired-Weil, as II matter Of fact,
i left me cold.-The B%ysiander zion
dor.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Bald Mans Luck.

Friend Uo hunter)-What kind of
luck did you have?
Hunter-Bald mans luck. | comhed
the woods without finding 2 single
hare.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

We've got a dandy college yell
now" What IS it?' we give the
names Of four Russian battleships. a
siss-boom-ah and then two Chinese
generals.'@Harper's Magazine.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

Edith don't see why they need SO
many rehearsals for Sophie Strong
arm and Percy P%inhedd's wedding.
Belle-Oh, that's so the bridesmaids
won't laugh when she promises to
obey.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

Well, one thing can be said pretty
safely about King Tut-he never had
such press work done for him while
he was on the job as is done low
indianapolis News.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

Alice; Betty, dear, near you are
engaged to Jack" Betty (eoyly)
Yes" Alice: "Well, l Go congratulate
you. He was about the incest hanoe
Z ever had.'-Boston transcript.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

"My dear Miss Saugg, why have you
tied YOU skirt together below?"
Miss Snugg-someone told me
would be standing "a my head in that
apparatus.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Terrible.

YES, Mabel, l had to break my en-
acting"
"What? He really wanted sou to
marry him %
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
What Father Thouahf.

Nurse Ito chambermaid) - Bahy's
got her mammals complexion sure.
Father (from neXt room)-Nurse,
are you letting that child play with
these paints
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26

Jack. 40 you object To kissing on
sanitary ~erouHds2' J~acqaette: oh,
no. JACK. Then lets take a little
stroll through lie inhrnlary." - SgnI
Dodger.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Cheerful Thought.

Northumberland is descended from -
donkey.
Mrs. Benham-I can readily itazsa
rour ancestors az tTava.tag "rrVaniu~
~ hand organs.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Where Silence Was Best.

Well-Meaning Stranger-Perhaps I
can help you-there are one or two
things I can tell you about your make
of car.
Motorist-Well, keep them to your
self, there are ladies' present.-London
.3ystander.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Threatening a Bolt.

you will thunder down the ages"
said the constituent with fulsome fiat
terry. The great politician looked Il
him perplexedly. Sometimes I In
agine | am going to thunder" he said.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Gasoline Epitaph.

Here lies a par. Of Minieent Frossen.
Her time had eone 70 die:
She fed the gas IS she neared ths
crossing
We trust She went on h!gh.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-04-26
Ciaars and Statesmen.

Great men in days gone by would Plan
With smoke TO register their claims.
l hope that they were better than
Cigars that ear their honored n