The Lambertville record., 1924-12-25


have Christmas cheer instead of toys
If they have the price they'll get
By seeking QUIT bootleggers' haunts.
booteggers think it crime
sell to boys than men in their prime
Before prohibition boys barred.
But weveng gurls booze that's hard
So save your pennies and have fear,
For all can have your Christmas cheer
Over half people York City alone
fromd drinking Christmas cheer.
"The sooner they beter!'
And yet the Bible
in the death of the wicked!
BAR ROOM CLUB HOLDS LAVISH CHRISTMAS ENTERTAINMENT
On Christmas day the Bar Room
vy Despite the wetness of the
a FULL membership present
the humidity jokngy said
the club president discussing the affair with
The club met at the home of Mr. and Mrs Fuller Puneuce after
hectic session of the committee 1t connded that the
only admitted to the club and that
they eaked under the claim that home brewers are making
hard liquor from juice
the excitement she swallowed them
The dea sheked "Why I've practically
been member prohibition"
Mint Julep, cheerman of the
plainly that Disguised and
he pull fortify you
practically member'?" he blurted.
mean beated Mrs Pruneju vehementy
husbands big head he dumby chewing his
lip Haven't been paying Wanta Bgswaows dues and using her beer
checks while she has been in Broncoca fermentng apple sauce for
the natves?"
him. and after whispered confab with the rest of the committee was
decided the Pruneuc keep them from babbng the
meeting in Prunejue ftingly
decorated with pictures from the And there saiyod rubber
the ceiling which homeike
the And despite the fact that Mrs Prunece being
of the MEMBERS impartial observer had to admit that
presented a striking
by
presented with Mrs Pnejues hair And
vivid little
bleed He bld the place. but
happy addition to the color scheme
Little He had been caught by Mr. liza Gnhund sucking White
Ginhound hidden bottle his
pocket And he promptly dashed little Hea in the snoot for
mash barrels Mr. Pruneuce enough him of
ing the bleed
by
her husband the dish This made by the shortage
while all the brought
bottles they said they'd beamed they'd bring for that
Prunejuce o break swpe!"
the rendions the sink
before unable
they drinking the
drinking had
contained hair tonic Horsetetterez1 Bitters
The principal address of the
logger national of the Pure Liquor for Babies Association She
An l you FOR THAN HARD
LCKER?' Generous applause augmented by Mr. Gotta who
ap9 sprang
she felt the fiery liquid soak thru her Dress Mrs Booegge
bowling with her hand her heart until she lost her balance
down tub of fermented mash Mr. Pruneuce had forgotten
The Homebrewe selection
floating down the old Green River the ship Rock which
the reader will compositions Schltz
author of the "stn applause
that classical little dy entitled Just Pickle My Bones In Alcohol
which was well received
Madame Amt Ten
And Man Can Raise Thirst 1t this point
that Mr. Rum Holster started light
quenh the flames by drinking from of apple jack but this
gned and when he threw from him the paper
ngs and set fire to them Pandemonium regned supreme
Some of the guests made the
others tried the amben
the coal
avalanche of coal This
from his mouth, and became a roaring furnace
Mrs Gotta soue had her skirts completely away per-
haps the fact that they
Il mortified life she
dgraceful spectacle presented with
think this because S horribly bowegged)
Little Heza Prunejuice tamped
Ter Prunejuc demonstrated
gallon of wood alcohol the
her hair all burned
didn't make difference in the color of it. ~
Wanta Bgswaow advantage the
sneak out with bottle Mr. Gihounds
it, and in the tusse that followed
the bottle held behind her But she stumbled little
and down suddenly
en- 1t is reported that she severely
Meanwhile the
and the rubber wrihng
When the fremen arrived
and legs wrapped around the cellar They
getting him because protested that he climbing
hell hole Mr. Bunon found still uched
cellar huggng bottle of Three his
noticed that there a
It about this time that the broke But steved
had by all.
Editorial reported Everything
preach bisens the evil sinful example this
dgrafu reminded that and his fnc
antisaoon leggers responsible for prohibion)