The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-10-18
CAPPY KICKS
He Discusses Mothers.in,Law
- a, TO- star hy Peter n Ipo,nohrr Coming N,, s.,-,

- afi carry Eicss enc SAY
-. Raezvattr club that
! - ssang gusnd Dillingham;
s.srsrsa iambcr company is
49,, story this morulue
..ur, aud eyeFythms Sbea
n. ..,ouns society matron
.sss sued her husband for
- ne grounds o. mental
- avs and her mother
100 her ssa,ement-that pii.
- her ma 'fat-hoad
s,uays was b meet truth.
t9,sses Grubb observed
\. rs,hsr-i nlaw a fat-head
snah inquired
-. "a lads's enc oi these in
- wanaen Who never learn
80 ard never forEet any
- weArs her hat on the
s.ihsr bead. she's as homelS
sr..h fence ard shes full Of
~ suspects an men. and
e...su 10 know she suspected
-. ,na Induced his wife 10 do
~ rsmsmher when he Was a
S,,,sd member % our little car
80 Wei. ne had 70 Etve ua az
ne gum shoe men his wife
-. his tran couldn't fellow him
than che club entrance.
..,r.lsw had heard that Nc &C.
.,ny she; a little craps after
-. ius. 70 make as forget how
- market was. 80 she
- sa pillie assoeiating with
ya tat.hsad." J. Augustus
,ee,ared The poor devil ought
~, me prospect % setting rid
:. A.. but not az the prospect
rs..ns "a q hls wife. On the
- Augustus, the poor devil
- ne hope that II he can Eet
esrs from bis mother.ln-law
,.sh.s wife can manage 90 stag
! 80 sasg,hcr 20 tho finish and
= transferable pleasure out of
10 &c. Ollie is 4 hold-oveT
% AZ. tashloned axe. when men
- rysred and stood FOR their
..-..rns uo,hers-in-law-henee the
-er,..law Joke. which, BY the
= tupears 20 have some entirely
4 tasAlcn. together with the
4 - tkss.
:. rs hear a good story nova
81 lev IS The hero Of u.
/ r.-,ysr. 70 get back 10 mothers.
- paa.'s wife's ma has always
nth them. and he has always
4 --ussa her IN luxury. aitho she
9 h1r sons and two other daugh'
: tsly capable Of doing that little
L.
s-rears The battle started when
n. rsr.s,sd 20 hts wife that ma
=, % board around n little and
IL Asns xs.: he said he was
4 Asxias her run the house. run
~ ne ehildren and servants
lar 70 run him. He asked his
Isss sss ia 81 ma or he'd have 20
\ n IS himself. lie said he wanted
l,xf-r q his own castle and make
j,ra srsen % i;"
lscpy wss silent n few mo-
MA rolling bread pills and
! 5iirr them At the sugar bowl.
I'll had my life to live over
IN he resumed. I'D keep
1 a.kilrs On the mother .ln'law
untsn ard try TO discover who
ags the best riots-the hus-
lrfs neither or the wife's. Per
ssIt. I think the husbands
u&er does"
] zs~ rorsr Eddie Smith qusried.
4 3<zase mothers love their sons
i nsrr than they do their daugh-
s1sy car get away with muir
zkLl ks has 20 do TO be forgiven
Jaw, bis arm around ma and kiss
sh<.eas IL the daughter Of the
- gees wrong only one thing
zgzs Right then and thsre she
sln her mothers heart and II she's
s1ssn srhich not infrequsntly she
essaan nsvsr be permitted 70 for
xnas orcs she did something aw'
'lsrrsiinS 70 the average. no wo.
: sho has tho misfortune "a
III Der worthless son Is half good
zsa tdr hin-bssides which. Us
s-ns With women to note instantly
~ about each other which a mar
"a asTsr notice, even tho he lived
E zrh Of them a lifetime.
Farsa Ike or dislike each other
Ezs.-and most Of them tolerate
e d,hsr. On the other hand. al
sesa viii excuse in a man some
~ hey viii condemn most heart
1smber Of their own sex,
Sos POPULARITY accounts for th'
l'1zrsty. in q great many cases, Of
vas mother with the younE
a.aas
Mkll defend him against the at
g si her own daugh,er-excuss
ssnrnsnd him. pet him and
ssihlie with him; she win seldom
An, provided he Is an averss'
q chap. the Irritating character
ne can sec in some other man
Z ssurse. Dillingham's mother
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