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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-18

appreciate our Sugar Etiquette Chort and helpful
books Of Domino Candy. Cooking and Preserving
Recipes. We will gladly send them to you free
upon request. Address American Sugar Refining
Company, III Wall St., New York City.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-18

What San Antonio street does the
above picture reTesent? Below the
picture is printed a number of streets
in San Antonio. the picture represents
one Of them. Which street is it?
Fill in the coupon with your an
swer, your name and address, cut it
out of the paper and save it?
Each dAy for 80 days The Light
wilsfprInt a picture, with the list of
fstreets printed underneath. Each pic.
ture represents one OF the streets
printed below. See how many Of them
you can guess correctly. Clip them
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-18
Broker Freed Of EmbeZzlemcnt.
Vos Au0alae Marcel, "a u

Coote. stock broker who had offices
in several western cities, was acquit-
ted by n jury here late yesterday OF
five counts charging ENLIGHTENMENT.
The charges grew out of the failure
of Coote's firm last June.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-18

Mother--Now, Elsie, how many times
have told you not to ask Mrs Grey
for chocolates?
Little Elsie-I didn't ask her. know
where she keeps them.-Answers (Lon-
don).
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-18

do my regular work for about two
weeks.
II sent for . free sample Of Gu
ticura Soap and Ointment and in
two or three days I could see an
improvement. l purchased more
and in three weeks l was complete
ly healed. lSigned) Mrs. Gladys
Bowman, r. 4. Box IS, Johnson
City, Tenn.
Daily use Of Cuticura Soap. ONT
ment and Taleum helps to preven;
skin troubles.
Samples Free By Nall Address: "CnHerra Labor
stosiss, Dept d, Maiden 80, Mass" Sold every
where. Soap DC. Oiatment1 and Zoe. Tnieum Ne.
81 Try our new Shaving Stick.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-18

pimples that were very
sore. They itched bad
ly causing meto scratch
and irritate the affected
parts so that ] could
not stand my sleeves to
touch my arms. I could
not put my hands in
uaterspd v,o I ,s0ahls ~
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
LUIS VICENTINI HA FIRMADO
TRES PELEAS BAJO LA DIREC-
CION DE RICHARD

+ Firpo desembarc0 una tarde en-
New York de manera silenciosa. Ma
die saba de este mastOdonte nj una
sola palabra. Alto, fornido, con el ros
tro casi cubierto por una barba es-
pesa, vestia un traje de pana verde
una eamisa de multiples colores.
Sc confundia la "Esperanza de la
Raza" entire una multitud compues-
ta por humildes trabajadores que
emigraban a Ia gran metropoli, de-
seosos de conseguir un empleo en- las
montanas, como cortadores de lena
Pero el argentine de tez morena V
gesto horripilante, no tenia tales as
piraciones, aunque su vestimenta 10
declara ash; Firpo iba dispuesto a
arrebatar Jack Dempsey el titulo
tan codiciado.
/ ri resto de su odisea va la como
cen nuestros lectores. iTantos y tan
tos parrafos han tratado este mismo
asunto con matices mas o menos fan
tasticos....
Pero hoy, cuando hemos llegado a
la conviction de que el pasado dc Fir
po de tanto comentarsc ofrece un as
pecto de mortifcante monotonia. nos
vemos en- la necesidad de tratarlo
! nuevamente.
La raza latina tiende suS brazos
con orgullo sobre el amplio horizon
te boxistico. I'll "Toro" de las Pam
pas pereci6 de manera heroica ante
la ruda la par que cientifica AGO.
metida del rey de los campeones.
Jack Dempsey, pero su heroismo gra
b6 en- Ia historic del ring un parra-
70 imperecedero. Era Firpo el segun-
do latino que intentaba tamaha ha-
zaila
Cuando el tema firpista empezaba
aburrirnos de manera horrible, de
&c otro toro, o. mejor dicho, otro 'to-
rito", Que amenaza con arrebatar a
los yanquis el campeonatO mundial
dc la division light weight.
Y una nueva "Eperanza Latina"
sc mueve con brillantez en- el firma
mento de los grandes. Una veg mas
los redactores deportivos de los Es-
tados Unidos Sc ven en- la necesidad
dc aprender q pronunciar un NOM
bre latino para honrar sus cr0nicas
con este t6pico.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
CABALLOS FRANCHISES CON
IRA AMERICANOS

Indican que Monsieur Werthei-
mer ha estado gestionando encuen-
tros entire Epinard varios de los
mas famosos caballos norteapcli lica-
nos, rrincipalmcnte in Memoriam y
Zev.
opinase que la primera carrera Sc
concertara con In Memorian Y Ia Sc
gunda con lev, aunque NADIA sc ha
resuelto todayia sobre el particular.
La primera carrera dc la tempo
rada de concursos internaeionales Sc
verifcara, seguu SC afrma, media
dos de septiembre, en- Belmont Park
la segunda en- el Aqueduct la ter
cera en Kentucky, en- el traditional
terreno en- que anualmente SC com
pite por 81 American Derby.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
Ell CHILENO VICENTINI

Hace aproximadamente dos meses,
lego a los Estados Unidos, proce
dente de Chile, un muchacho de as
pecto vivo V modales refnados. Ma
rifesto a algunos magnates del ring
sus deseos dc celebrar algunas pc
!, as en- la Ciudad Girls, y, como es de
suponer, desde' un principle no lc
rrestaron atencion. Vicentini no Sha-
hlaba ingles Era, ademas, extran-
jero no tenia su lado una perso-
IA que 10 recomendara debidamcn-
{:
Pudo, al fin, abrise paso hacienda
uso dc su destrcza envidiable, hey
puede Vicentini alzar la frente con
eutusiasmo Y decir enaltecido que
las tres peleas que ha celebrado en- el
cortO periodic de dos meses, las ha
ganado por las mas rapidas Was eli
minatorios. iQue va es algo!
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
Ell. REPRESENTATIVE DELLA
HUERTISTA EN- WASHING
TON PROTESTA DE LA VEN
ia DE ARMAS AL PRESIDEN-
TIE OBREGON

WASHINGTON. cnero Omitted
Press)-El senior Enrique seldner, re-
presentante del Sr. De la Huerta ante
las autoridades de Washington, decla-
r6, en- una protesta formal que ha en-
viado al Departamento dc Estado dc
los Estados Ulidos, que la venta de ar
mas al Presidente ~obregon prolongara
indsfiIndamente el derramamiento dc
sangre en- la repubiiea azteca, Y que
tai cosa por parte de los Estados Unit
dos entorpeceria las buenas relacio-
nes existentes entire ell gobierno y el
pueblo americana Y su pals.
Agrega que los ejercitos del caudillo
Sr. DE la Huerta actualmente domi-
nan la mayor parte de la repnbhca
mejicana.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
CINCUENTA MIL ESOS.

Las tres peleas han sidp tirmadas
va. Pero una de las condolences ex-
puestas por cl promoter Rickard ticn
dc destruir todo el valor dc los con
.rutos, 81 Viccntini pierdt uno solo
de los dos bouts postcriores al de
Iconard. Pero es casi SECURE, es al
so que Sc puede predecir de antema-
no, que Vicentini llegaN ~ legara
hasta el campe6n y tai vez ALI, a!
igual que Firpos perezca (aunquc sea
de manera gloriosa).
Vicentini percibira por el match
con Leonard. en- el que Sc discutira
el campeonato mundial de peso lige-
TO, la suma dc CINCUENTA MIL
PESOS.
Cartidad Que cs algo asombrosa
para un boxeador que aun no hace
dos meses Sc ha iniciado en- la profe
sion.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

Nosotros pensamos sacramento en-
las condolences dc este muchacho. Y
decimos que pensamos sacramento por
que tenemos la plena conviction de
que 81 sus cualidades no 10 hiciesen
merecedor del honor dc disfrutar de
popularidad fama, Tex Rickard, el
mago de las taquillas, el promoter
que ostenta con orgullo el campeo-
nato de peso complete" entire los EN-
pesarios de boxeo, no 10 hubiese fir
mado para tres peleas..---- Rickard
tiene la seguridad de que Vicentini
podra facimente veneer a los dos
contrincantes que Sc allan entire el y
Benny Leonard.
Su primer oponente sera Johnny
Shugrue, de Waterbury; Y 81 logra
conquistar un triunfo sobre este, po-
siblemente tendra q. medir sus fuer-
zas con Pal Moran que es un hueso
duro de roer.
Pero este nuevo detalle nos trae
igualmente, el recuerdo del princi-
pio deportivo de Luis Angel Firpo.
Luis Angel Sc VIC en- la necesidad de
"hacer demostraciones" antes de dis
frutar del match, con Jack Dempsey.
Y fueron dos, precisamente, los at
lotas que Sc interpusieron en- su ca
nlino: Bill brennan Jess Willard.
Pues el respeto la verdad nos obli-
ga confesar que estos dos fueron
los unicos contrincantes que dieron
cartel Firpo antes dc pelear con
Jack.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

NEW YORK, diciembre.- Como
-consecuencia de la vista los Esta-
dos Unidos del multimillonario fran
ces Pierre Wertheimer, propietario
del gran caballo de carrera Epinard
asegdrase en- los centros deportivos
que en- 1924 tendran efecto concursos
hipicos hipicos internacionales que
'seran la sensaci6n del viejo y nuevo
continentc.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
LOS VFNDEDORES DE PERIo-
DICOS De MEJICO Y Ell
PRESIDENTE HARDING

CIUDAD DE MEJICo. enero 2
(United Press)-La Association de Ven
dedores de Peri6dicos de esta Capital
ha acordado inic:ar una colecta volun-
taria entire todos los voceadores de Ia
prensa dc esta capital para arsgar I'M
fondo con e.. fin de erigirle un monu-
mento al extirto Presidente de los
Estsdos Unidos. Warren G.. Harding
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
Y AL EQUAL QUE FIRPo

Viceptini, Ia nueva "Esperauza de
la Raza', al igual que Firpo, tendra
cue eliminar algunos obstaculos an
ties dc llegar su sueiio dorado: BEN
NY LEONARD.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
e. vTzCoNDE KIYoURA FoRMARA
GoBIERNO

LoNDREs. cnoro 2. (Unitod Pressl
-Tsspachos proccdentes dc Toxic q u
Central News. informan que oil ViEcon
de Kiyoura. presidente de- Conseio Pri
vado del Principe Regente. IN acepta
do Ia invitacion que 10 hiciera este IL
timo para organi57r ol nusvo gabinate
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
Ell VIZCoNDE KTYoURA INVITA-
DO A FoRMAR GABINBTE

TOXIC, enero 2. Omitted Press)-
FL Principe Regente ha invitado hoy 81
Vizconde Kiyoura a formar el nrevo
gabinete del Gobierpo Japones.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
MAS CABLECRAMAS
Ell ANo 1923 EN- MADRID

MADRID, enero .. Omitted Pres).-
Durante e. afio que terllin5 antier. SO
registrarcn en- el Registro Civil do es-
ia Ca pital dieciseis mil ciento sssent5
= ocho defunciones; Y diocinucve mi,
setecientos dieciocho nacimientos.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
ANUNCI0S CLASIFICADOS

vENrA DE FLORES NATURALEs
en- Ia calls 'HOars", stop IA. ssnturcs
Lame al tslefons 67s Asul, ssnsurce,
y seran servidos Embellishments. P
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

TAMBIEN CHILE ENVIA AL FIR
MAMENTO DE LOS GRANDES
UN "TORITO" DE PESO LIGERO
QUE AMENAZA CON ARREBA-
TARLE A BENNY LEONARD Ell
CAMPEONATO MUNDIAL DE
ESA DIVISION
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

La CASA de A. Erie Sumersiile en-
Allen 76, San Juan. P. r. para Fintd-
ras, Aceite, gonna de cOche, bombillas
de casa V de auto. Liquido para i'm
piar metales Puritan muchas has
cosas a precios bien baratos. Sc nece-
sitan agentes en- la isla. 1-l9
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

Sc vENDE casa. Gale San Jorge
No. 45, con solar de IL. .65 de frente
por Is de fondo, entrada para garage.
Informe San Jose altos.
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FL PRoYECTo, LIsTo.

Sc sabe que el proyecto esta for
mulado en- sus principalss parties y
(Continua en- la pag. -
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
CoMPRELA

Sc vende la casa numero 3 de Ia
calle San Sebastian. Renta 500 al mes.
Para infoymes: E f. Box: sl1, san
Juan, P. r.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

IA OREcA, 81 mejor restaurants
de San Juan. Tetuan 21.-AdVG.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03
HIPODROMO

En- Ia parada 55. a 1S6 metros dc
a carrctera. sc arriendan CINCO CUEE
DAs de terreno muy csrca del IIip5-
drcmo dc ouintana. II sit:o cs mag
nilco para sombrar maloiillo. Inform7
ra J. salgado Jimerez, carge'era RIO
20, Santurce. IT
;.EMBARCA? Deseo vendcr nm sobre-
todo cleeanto. para sehorita. fno, cTa
10 punos de p:el; dos meseS de uso;
por SIS solamente; costo s1l0- Diri-
iasc w Ell MUNDo.
ST ALoUILA cn IA 81. calle Cuevas,
Tres medias casas con inst1lacion sani-
taria en- S12. S1l y So nensualos. Infor
me IA. casa en- Gale Cuevas. -1-7
Sc VENDE barata Ia casa No. de
In Gale de Duffot Santurcc. Puerto III
20. Jnfo-iucs al tel6fono 712 Negro
ssutrrcp, rue'to Rico. Id.
VIDRIERAS usadas muy baratas 50
venden en- la calle de la Cruz No. ..
Telefono 396 no despcrdicie esta op5r
tunidad .-1-31.
oPoRTUNIDAD Sc cede en- SUI
arriendo los altos de IA casa en- Ia ca
lie de san jose No 6. Informe sn la
-misma.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

Hacemos con rapidez y a ente-
ra satisfaction todos los fotogra-
bados que I'd. necesite. Y pre-
clos econ6micos. Visitenos: Puer-
to Rico nustrado, Inc. San jose 2.
sE NECESITAN bordadors5. Dtnjase
a MORRIS L. sToRYK, Isabel . NO.
5. Marina. ID
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

iiiPOTECA. Dessase $4,000
sobre espIendida finca &c cocos,
200 cusrd2s. Plena production.
Caraatia excelente. Diriiase
fpaftado 1903, San Juan.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

CTORTUNIDAD.- Sc vende un piano
rhnola con mandolina mas dc Glen
4 los dc misica por Ia mitad de su
de 10. Verga a ver'o al BAZAR PUBR
ToRRIQUEao ~ Allen st. tolefonO
.li.5. San ivan p. P
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

Sc VESCE sc alquila In solar de
1855 Getros 90 centimetros cuadrados
s:t.a0 en- Ia Gale Valdes proximo a
os naelles &c San Ant nio y de Be-
ritel Rcxach con 81 metros 81 cent?
motes de frente dicha caile. INFok
MIA: Apartado 40, San Juan. Ia
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

Sc ALQUILAN: Acabados de repa-
rar. propios para ofcina, gabinete con-
sultorio, fabrica de ropa vivienda
dos pisos grandes, claros y frescos on
Cristo Il. Inmediatos a Ia Fortaleza
Informal5 Cipriano Santos, Telefoao
1924 Rojo. San Juan.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

WELLS OUTLINE OF HISTORY.
Nueva sdic;6n de volnmenes $500,
500 diaero con Ia orden: O. Henry,
Il volGmenes St4.o0; S12.0o dinero con
Ia oraen. Review o. Reviews Corpora
tiOn. chas. W. Macdonald, represen-
tante. apartsds 1888, San JCaa.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

Sc ALoUItA en- s12 mensuales con
instalaci6p enitaria media casa por
Ia misIua eantidsd hsbitaciones inde-
pendienta. Informara 3 casa en- calle
Cuevas pRrada q.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

TRADES FINos PARA sESoRA Is
tilos modernos de Gale bale ssgun
discfos de Paris New York. Visite
nuestro dep6sito provisional Gale Par
que 81 lame al SO Rojo, Santarce
Nre-tros precios agradan. Paris Vo-
que Co. l-5
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

JovEN sOLTERO con conoc,mientos
en- Ccntabi lead habla , escri5s m
gles. dssaa trabatar en- una ceHtTal
como 1stevo ayudante de ohCina.
Para infcrmes dirijase al +. o Box
40. san Antonio. T. r. -
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

Sc QUEMARoF en- "a Gale del Quito.
Santwce. Casa nueva endo por mi
seisciertos, no|enta Golares. InlormaTa
en- BayaToA. Carrete~a Caeaao, Pedro
lei Vale. -
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QTTAGUA cADTLLAC- son frupcuicf'
entire san JnRn 81 Pstane 50 Ssn6'
gc' 40 pederls 4tsad0 su Gotsa u
r!jass al apartGdo 04l, San Jdan I
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

DESEo ALQUILAR una casa en- Albo-
nito para sois mesess. Escriba al Apar-
tado s62. ssnturce, San Juan, r. K.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

"Alvarez, Provincial dc Santa Clara, Cuba.
Placeme informar q ustedes que con las
ruarayillosas PildOras del Dr. Lovett he visto
desaparecer un molesto dolor que teua en- la
eSpalda, 10 mismo cue una debilidad general,
fcbres palGdicas. inapetencia, iaquocas, nal
yusto en Ia boca. etc Con tai utotivo les
a.torizo para que hagan pcblica mi curaci0n,
nn de que Ia hllmanidad afiigida pueda en-
terarse de los meritos de las P1ldoras del Dr.
Lovett, las cu3lts dcbo una salud inne-
jorlble
ANDREA CEJAs DE- BRITO.
A ia Dr. Loyett Medicine Co.
Lock Box -, New York"
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-03

Ca relaci6n que antcccde rs vcrfdica en- to-
dos respectos y hrnan Ia presente como testi-
gos de que Ia senora Andrea Ceias lie Brito
So cur6 con las Plldoras del Or. Lovett, sus
LIS altos afmCs. scrvidorcs,
ANTONIO CUzMkE,
ADoLFo AMAs."
-, n ~ aIrut vnPu
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
zZSallles - n
IenaptationsY
Which Has to do With Married Men.

far niente.-a sweetr nothingness, y
in the night and stifl within my
heart. sense of restlessness. My
companions voice, low and musical
broke in upon me.
How I would love to have you
wi h me, away from the beaten track
in some of the far away places. To
sit with you on a sunlit slope of
Lake Garda or" he unused, ito have
you with me above Amalf looking
through the flower decked colonnades
of some ancienl convent at picture
village. Or we might wander thru
a certain bazaar in Stamboul with
it's stuffy odors of musk roses. Dream
with me, Adoree" l was waited
away with the spell of the night and
the canvasses he painted. Together
we could'-he was saying when
foo step fell behind US.
"Too bad to break up your little
party" said sarcastic voice, but
even a wife dislikes being entirely
disregarded.
Continued Next Week.)
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
ETIQUETTE.
by FLO.
by FLO.
SHOULD A GIRL PROPOSE?

My dear Miss Flo:-
had quite a discussion with
friend of mine as 10 whether or not
a girl should propose to man DUR
ing Leap Year What do you thlnk?-
7 would like very much to have your
opinion. Thank you,
ALICE.
Well, Alice, as long as you nave
asked me for my opinion, I'll try to
he perfectly honest abou1 it. First
of all, why limit it to Leap Year?
If a girl has nerve enough to pro
pose during Leap Year, why not 40
il any year she vans to? really
don't see why an extra day in the
wear should make any difference.
NV opinion is that I would rather
die an old maid than propose 10
man. have my doubts as to wheth
err or not a man who couldn't do MS
own proposing would be of much
use as a husband. OF course l can
argue with myself and ask myself;
"Whv shouldn't I propose 70 Jack?
I know he loves me, and I'm crazy
about him. If I work-have po
sition almost as good as his-if l
have equal rights in voting-and
have to pay taxes-why shouldn't L
have equal rights in marriage? Why
should I lose the man l love because
he hasn't the nerve to propose TO
me, and because being woman,
cam propose to him. l don't believe
, it's fair"
Yes, Alire that's logical, but has
anyone ever been logical about love?
You can go ahead arguing-trying
to convince yourself and your friends
thai you are going to propose to JACK
but the Jacks in the world are going
to go right ahead doing the propos-
ing-if they want to-and the Al1ces
in the world are going to keep on
wondering why they can't do some
of the proposing.
You see, Alice, where love enters
into .the game, we forget all about
reason and logic, and 1 don't believe
there would be quite as many mar
riages if we let reason and logic nave
the right of way and forget all
aboui sentiment.
Of course. you have to help the
man along, because few of them are
self starters. But If you do your
very best to lead man up to me
point where, by all reasoning, he
should propose to you, and he does
not, think the bes9 plan is to look
for better bet. If he hasn't nerve
enough to ask Nhe girl he loves to
be his wife, / think the girl would
be very sorry if she took the respon'
sibility of the marriage on her OWL
shoulders. He wouldn't be much OF
success.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
ED6Un.
zsyYE@61'
uncAeJoEn'

Jed Hacker is a busy bee
if ever there was one-whose
soul-devourin' aim in Life 10,
gettin' somethin' done. He SEE
he craves| the quiet hour to
sorto rest his mind-but he's
afeard to slacken power and,
mebbe lag behind! We never
see him loiter none, nor loafin'
any place,-too doggone con,
slant on the run, to stop an
wash his face! Of course, such
unremittin' toll augments a fel.
ler's pile, but, what's the good
of riches when We amt got time
to smile? / envy not my neigh
Dor who succeeds as he deserves
but the keenest sort Of misery
comes along with busted nerves!
The way ! figger Hackers case,
| he'll never shift his gear, until
he's PARKWAY up the stairs to
where he goes from here,-an
when he grabs his harp of gold
an tries to strike the tune, he'll
realize the handicap of gettin'
there too soon!
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
Wild West in East

Friend: whats the idea in cut
ting all of these notches on your
steering wheel? Keeps your hands
from slipping, I suppose?"
Ausoist: "Nope-Western habit O.
mine. Every notch-another pedes-
trian run down."
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
He Loses

Hubby: ''I refuse to join that
dancing club. You knOw~good ana
we'll I'm on my feet all day long
Wife: That's no excuse-you
never dance on your own feet any
how"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18

$50 easy with Warren" continued
Ellie. after a moments contempla:
ton, that's all 1 can sell you now"
glancing significantly at the maid,
who was passing back and forth with
towels. Then she closed the door
softly, leaving me to wonder what
she could possibly have meant by
her words Of warning.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
Red Eye Fable

"Hic! IL knew ger wus each
in it somewhere! said the drunk as
he opened the door.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
Not That Kind

First Deb: Have you ever been
painted in oil?"
Second Deb: mercy no-hOw DO
you get it off at night?"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
At Old Man Cynic's House

Old Lady: Maybe you're right. p"
Better Half: Sure, I'm right.
Old Lady: Eyes, you may be right
at last. There has to be a first
time for everything"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
Both Are Right

Student "Law is wonderful
thing for civilization. Very few
people go to g..
Cynic: "Yes,but ahink how many
should 60"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
Whoa, Napoleon

ANA EUR Detective: "Pm going
out to capture those train robbers. :"
Friend: What! With mat little
dog? You can't catch train robbers
with a poodle"
Amateur Detectives: Ssh hh-not
so loud-he thinks he is a Great
Dane"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
The Truth, So Help Me

Youth: do you think thaa mar :
riage changes. things much?"
Experiences t"Well, slightly. Durs
ing courtship you talk and she lis
tens Af!er marriage she talks and
you listen. Then, later, you both.
talk and the neighbors listen
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18

to perfect method of sending light
around a corner got his idea from
trying 10 get it through somebody's
square head"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
Another Fight Spoiled.

Sam: Use bad man. isl"
Voice from Crowd: "Hush-Lolli-
pop-he can lick you"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18

popular crossword puzzles which
will now be time to time Underneath
the puzzle are "keys" to solution They are Inc
vertical of the hidden words When complete
correctly either down sideways Try H.
You will
This first by Mr. Cedric c. Fanh for this
sh will want to
originate one of If do send into The Planet
omice this now-then watch for
next weeks publish this puzzle complete with the
correct words in Mace
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18
DUMB DAN AGAIN

He's so dumb he thinks You go
swimming in pool room.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-10-18

Lover: "She is as pure as SHOW"
Cynic: "And like snow-she may
drift"