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The Washington times., 1924-12-27
MARINE IS SHOT,
4 JAILED IN
HOLD-UP
Merchant Who Fired Bullet
Asserts Quartet Tried to
Rob His Store

NORFOLK, Va, Dec. 27.--Four
marines are under arrest, one of
Them in hospital with a bullet in
his chest, charged with attempting
to hold up w. A. Cooke in his store,
on a side street.
According to Cooke. the four men
entered the place and demanded
his money or his life"
No weapons we're produced. he de.
clared. Immediately he seized his
revolver and fired and the men fled
he added.
The injured marine has only a
slight wound.
The Washington times., 1924-12-27
CANTATA WILL BE GIVEN
AT SHILOH INSTITUTION

The choir of Shiloh Baptist Insti-
t tional Church C"Strangers'
Home') corner Ninth and P streets
northwest, will give Huberts' Can.
tata, king of Kings" at o'clock,
tomorrow night.
At the morning service, Doctor
Waldron, the pastor, will preach on
"The Birth of Christ and the
choir, under the direction of T. H.
Ward, with the Shiloh male quar-
tet, will render Christmas music.
The Washington times., 1924-12-27
CHURCH TO PRODUCE
VOICES OF PROPHECY"

Voices of Prophecy, a Christ
mas pageant-service viii be given
Sunday night in the Luther Place
Memorial Church on Thomas circle.
Bess Davis Schreiner is presenting
the pageant.service.
In the cast are Denis z. ConnelI,
Irving, Koch, William Hiltabidle.
Judy Lyeth, Elizabeth Quilgley,
Nina Norman, and the Reverend G.
M. Diffenderfer. Members OF the
church and Bible class will also
take part
The Washington times., 1924-12-27
:: Go To Church Sunday ::
To Lecture on Divorce

Divorce, the wrecker OF homes, a
sign Of the times, viii be the
subject OF a. lecture by Doctor
B. G. Wilkinson, dean Of theology.
Washington Missionary college, to-
morrow at s o'clock, in the Capitol
Memorial Church, Fifth and f
streets northwest. A musical pro-
gram. 7:SO to. o'clock, will be led
by Dale Hamilton.
The Washington times., 1924-12-27
DR.. DARBY WILL SPEAK
IN H STREET CHRISTIAN

Doctor w. l.. Darby, executive
secretary of the Federation of
Churches. will be speaker at the
IL o'clock morning service tomor-
row in Fl Street Christian Church,
Sixth and VI southwest.
The minister of the church will
be the speaker at the evening
service at 7:45.
The Washington times., 1924-12-27
e. MATTHEWS DAWSON
SECULAR LEAGUE SPEAKER

"The Historicity of Jesus" will
be argued in the open forum of
the Secular League, Musicians
Hall, 1906 E street northwest, Sun.
day afternoon at 3 o'clock.
E. Matthews Dawson will give
the lecture, following which the
audience will participate in the dis.
cuSsion.
The Washington times., 1924-12-27
Welded FOR rs YEARS,
COUPLE WILL CELEBRATE

Mr.. and Mrs. Hugo Gamse, 2504'
NJ street northwest, wifi celebrate
the twenty.fifth anniversary Of.
their wedding on Sunday, January
4.
The celebration will be held at
their home and scores of friends
have been invited to participate.
The Washington times., 1924-12-27
Music at Ninth Street

Special musical program at Ninth
Street Christian Church Sunday
morning. Choir anthem, "Hail
Him King" Miles. With incidental
duet by Misses Lurana and Nettie
Vandoren. For the evening the
program will consist of these
orchestra selections: Alteration"
(Barnard; overture, Norma" bel
Limb; Romance of the Rose"
(Trinkaus); "Serenade Rocco" (Hel.
mund)
The Washington times., 1924-12-27
FIFTH BAPTIST CHURCH
PAGEANT IN EVENING

1.-The New Year and What To Do
With IT. will be the subject of Doc
tor John E. Briggs at Fifth Baptist
Church tomorrow morning.
At night the choir will render.
Christmas and New Year music and
give a pageant. The pastor will
deliver a brief sermon on, MY
HandWriting.
The Washington times., 1924-12-27
HAPPINESS TO BE TOPIC
OF REV. &, HEZ SVEN

Winter story No. 4, Happiness
Out of Hat" will be related by the
Reverend E. Hez Sven at the Cen.
tennial Baptist Church tomorrow
night.
The Brown Trio will play. The
morning subject is "The Fatherhood
Heart"
The Washington times., 1924-12-27
$40, 900, 900 From Drugs

LIVERPOOL. Dec. 27.-Speakers
at church conference here de.
clared $2O,OOO,OO0 was made yearly
in the British Empire by traffick.
ing in drugs.
The Washington times., 1924-12-27
BAPTIST

EifRh o. near 7th, s. w. ii a. m,
It'll Or. John Z. Briggs viii preach
on sThis Year Also 7:40~p. M, Christ
with scenery, wise men. angels, etc.
Start the New Year right BY attending
church.
The Washington times., 1924-12-27


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6. A vehicle.
Z. Manuscript (abbr.).
8. Idle talk.
IL. A Southern State (abbr).
IL. A large number.
10. An alkaline compound
10. A servant.
is. Japanese Royal Mansion (abbr.l.
II. A small boat.
10. A girls name.
20. To piece out, or produce with
difficulty.
81. What little girls love.
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81. Chill.
80. Abbreviation for edition.
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80. French word for if.
AZ. Not out.
43. An adult male.
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As. A fruit with a hard covering.
AZ. Part of verb to be.
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sc. A suffix denoting the recipient
of something.
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The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05
ROMAN CITY
HAS COME TO LIFE
POMPEII, BURIED BY VOLCA-
NO, BEING EXPLORED NOW.
WHOLE STREET RESTORED.

From the ashes under which it was
buried on that awful night in August
more than 1000 years ago, a night
when the volcano Vesuvius hurled
death on all sides, the city of Pompeii,
Italy, is being resurrected. Twelve
years have been spent in the pain
stalking WOrk-and one beautiful street
has been restored.
The street which has been uncovv-
cred is one of the business centers.
Three sections of the street attract the
visitors eye. One is a handsome wine
shop. The second is a huge marble
dwelling. The third is building on
which were posted all manner of signs.
In the wine shop the red earthen-
ware bottles in which the liquor was
kept are still intact. These were point
ed at the ends so that they could be
placed in holes in the wall to keep
them cool. In this shop were the very
bronze cups used by the merrymakers,
and queer lamp to keep away the evil
spirits. There was money in a till.
The beautiful marble home is repre-
sentative of those built by the Romans
during that period. and is like many
more which the Italian government
expects to find in Pompeii and restore
to their. former glory.
Throughout the house are beautiful
murals and paintings, some of them
with the artists name still visible On
a bed in an upper room the dust of
covering Law in folds although the
several parts of the house, still retain
IL, l. 81
water and fish have been put in them.
In one room of the house were four
Skeletons Likely the four were caught
inside the house by the eruption and
killed bv the gases given off by the
volcano.
In the rear of the house was beau
tiful garden, in which the trunks of six
big trees were found. Remains of
flowers and other shrubs were found
in the garden and clinging to the sides
of the house.
On a building near one end of the
street was an interesting collection
of signs. Painted in gaudy colors
these signs announced political con
tests, town celebrations, and gladia
torial battles. Also, there were the ad
vertisements of several merchants.
Only one street of this famous old
city has been restored, but the re-
markable state OF preservation of the
buildings and the furnishings they
contain has given a fresh impulse to
the work. The excavation is proceed
ing slowly, but the Italian government
hopes in time to uncover the whole
city and establish it as a great mu-
scum of the glories of the Roman
period.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05
Have Kidneys
Examined Bv
Your Doctor
Take Salts to Wash Kidneys if
Back Pains You or Bladder
Bothers

Flush your kidneys by drinking a
quart of water each day, also take salts
occasionally, says a noted authority, who
tells us that too much rich food forms
acids which almost paralyze the kidneys
in their efforts to expel it from the
blood. They become sluggish and
weaken; then you may suffer with a
dull misery in the kidney region, sharp
pains in the back or sick headache, dizzi
ness, your stomach sours, tongue is
coated, and when the weather is bad
you have rheumatic twinges. The urine
gets cloudy, full of sediment, the chan
nels often get sore and irritated, obliging
you to seek relief two or three times
during the night.
To help neutralize these irritating
acids, to help cleanse the kidneys and
flush off the body's urinous waste, get
four ounces of Jad Salts from any phar-
macy here; take a tablespoonful in
glass of water before breakfast for a
few days, and your kidneys may then
act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acid of grapes and lemon juice,
combined with lithia, and has been used
for years to help flush and stimulate
sluggish kidneys; also to neutralize the
acids in the system so they no longer
irritate, thus often relieving bladder
weakness
Jad Salts is inexpensive; can not in
lure and makes a delightful efferves-
cent lithia-water drink. By all means
have your physician examine your kid
news at least twice year.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05
SWEET TIDINGS FROM
ASA TO MRS, D'BOUCHEL
GAMBLER POURS OUT HEART
TO my OWN SWEETUM."
TRIAL "DIGNIFIED."

ATLANTA.-The distinct impress
sion one gets from the de Bouchel-
Gambler breach of promise suit is
that, above all things, it is decidedly
dignifed.
1t opened Wednesday morning in
Judge Sibley's federal court in the post
office building at the comfortable and
leisurely hour of 10 o'clock, and was
marked by an imposing array of
counsel for both sides and a capacity
attendance of Atlanta's mice" people.
Mrs. Onezima deBouchel, of New
Orleans, La, noted for her beauty,
wealth apd social prestige, is suing
Asa G. Gambler, capitalist, philanthro-
pist and pioneer citizen of Atlanta, ma
tionally known as the little father of
Coca-Cola," for breach of promise to
marry her
Mr. Gambler declares he can not
marry Mrs. de Bouchel in the face of
opposition from his family Mrs. de
Bouchel insists upon knowing who it
is that has DETAINED her character.
1t is to defend her good name that
Mrs. de Bouchel is asking Mr., Cand-
Ter to reimburse her with half mil
lion dollars. And to reimburse her for
the trouble and expense she has gone
to in connection with her expected
marriage to him, even to the extent of
shipping her household goods from
New Orleans to Atlanta.
Many letters the "CocaCola King"
had written to the New Orleans society
woman, in which he addressed her as
MY Dear Sweetum," MY Very
Precious Sweetum," and declared he
was lonesome for my queen" were
read by her attorneys to the jury.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05

machinery from $23,177,OOO to $780,
1850 per cent; farm implements and
908,000, or 72,2 per cent; manufacture
ing machinery, tools and implements
from 500, 100000 to $159,411,000, or
1853 per cent; and railroads and their
equipment from $246, $4,000 to $319,-
10000, or 297 per cent. Privately
owned transportation and transmission
enterprises, other than railroads, in
creased in value from $129, 100000 to
$l69,070,0O0, or 30.5 per cent, and
stocks of goods, vehicles other than
motor, furniture and clothing from
$616,460,00O to $1,096,762,000, or 1872
per cent. No comparison is possible
for the value of motor vehicles, which
was estimated in 1922 at $50, $4,000,
because no separate estimate was
made in 1912
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05
Estimated Wealth of Georgia 4 Billion

The Department of Commerce at
Washington announces, for the State
of Georgia, its preliminary estimate
OF the value, December 81, 1922, of the
principal forms of wealth, the total
amounting to $3,896,759,OOO, as COM
pared with $2,117,410,00O in 1912, an
increase Of $40 per cent. Per capita
values increased from $785 to $1,000,
or COS per cent
All classes of property increased in
value from 1912 to 1922 except live
stock, which decreased from $780, 49,
600 to $lO1,764,0O0, or "A per cent.
The estimated value of taxed real
property and improvements increased
from 1921, $4,000 to $1,783,79O,OOO, or
HI per cent; exempt real property
from So, 100000 to $17G,938,000, or
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05
MAYOR HYLAN PASSES
THROUGH GEORGIA
SAYS NEW YORK WILL STAND
SOLIDLY FOR GOV. SMITH.
GLAD TO GET CONVENTION

SAVANNAH, GA.-Mayor Hylan
of New York, accompanied by Mrs.
Hylan, Commissioner and Mrs. Grover
Whalen, John p Sinnott the mayors
secretary, and Mrs. Sinnott and Mrs
Moller, stopped in Savannah long
enough yesterday to meet friends at
the Union station.
The members of the party were
aboard the private car "Berwick"
which was attached to the Florida
Limited of the Seaboard Air Line rail
way, and are on their way to Palm
Beach, where Mr.. Hylan will complete
his recuperation from his recent long
siege of illness.
Il am glad New York has secured
the democratic convention if for no
other purpose than to let everyone
know that we are not so busy that
we cannot be hospitable and show
the delegates a good time" said
Mavor Hylan. $50 many people
think New York is so thoroughly
saturated with business that it can
not find the time to entertain. We
are going to extend all a wide and
hearty welcome which none of the
delegates will forget. I am sure
the Georgia delegates will be warmly
met.
"New York has a favorite son to
present to the convention I and the
democratic party in Our state will
be for Al Smith first, last and all
the time" said the mayor There
will be no second choice with us. l
am not inclined to imagine any
candidate in New York save Gov
ernor Smith to have much opportunity
to make any appreciable impression in
my state"
Amount of water In the hest bread
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05

Amount of water in the. best bread
varies form 80 to 40 per cent.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05
HE-VAMPS HIRED TO KEEP
DRESSMAKERS FROM UNION
Take Girls to Dances on Labor
Meeting Nights, Organizer Charges

CHICAGO.-Sleek and natty young
men are being used to discourage trade
unionism in the Chicago dressmaking
industry by taking the girls to dances
and shows on union meeting nights,
according to Meyer Perlstein, vice
president OF the international Gar
ment Workers Union.
An investigation of fluctuating mem
mership, Mr.. Perlstein says, has dis.
closed that young men with creased
hair. bell-bottomed trousers and pat
ent-leather shoes have been placed by
manufacturers in non-union establish
ments to mingle with the girls and in
a nice way discourage organization.
Membership in non-union shops has
dropped 80 per cent. as a result, ne
says.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05
pIRIICAL FIRE IS
SOLVED BY SCIENCE
.,rurE FINDS SODOM AND
p r.oowORRAH ACTU A L LY
,rrRE CONSUMED.

~..- the destruction of Sodom anc
.--.h "by birthstone and fire
'y. s.,ven," as described in the
y. an actual historical fact i;
p' .,..-sa bv recent discoveries ii
, rLs birthstone" according to mod
..a0ce was sulphur and crude
.,..,ro in which, it has been dis
.5 the plains just north of the
~ Sea are enormously rich.
Germans Investigate
,.5 the Gre from heaven" it is be-
-as 4 flash of lightning that
... ran,ral oil gusher and set the
| ouid aarc.
n, Heinrich Beyersdorfer, famous
..rsg chemist and mining engineer,
came TO this conclusion after a
,..-.-5 investigation, and scientific
.,..,l. in England and America sup
| ort his theory.
To- recent years many theologians
.,ofassed to the opinion that
Jaw ...~, OF the destruction of Sodom
IL ,e.o-norrah might have been in
lods5 as purely allegorical warning
aaiosr wickedness, rather than the
.,-ar -e,ord of historical event.
WIHa DR.. Beyersdorfer was making
nlr ot tn coil fields in the Russian
.rra.ys he happened to be an eye
.;tn@.. to a devastating confagra-
an -srsel by lightning striking nat
aral Of. gushers.
Escaped to Hills.
Villages and forests on low ground
ere destroyed, and the people who
,,osd did so by seeking refuge
s,rorg the hills. just as Lot and his
em;,y did in the Bible story.
Willie boring and digging in the
sairs Of the Jordan river some time
krq~ DR.. Beyersdorfer found evil
Fence, OF periodic natural gushers and
sthcr conditions which led him to be-
E~ra that the basin had once been the
srene of lust such fire as he had wit
es,ed in Russia.
A, additional evidence that he was
Il the right track, DR.. Beyersdorfer
Earned that Psychologists had dug up
klcined fragments of pottery and
Sulo-ure. dating apparently from
sboa. 5000 B. c., which showed indl-
sarons OF having been subjected to
rea. heat. I was about this time
hat the two cities were destroyed,
sccord,ng to the Bible story.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05
SUICIDES NOTE SAYS ACT
WAS THE FIRST SUCCESS
Says Life Is for Men of Sterner Stuff
Than Himself.

NEW YORK.-Fred Milford, a res
taurant bus boy, achieved his only
success by his suicide last night, so a
letter he left stated.
IF l succeed in the act l am about
to attempt" he wrote, st will be my
first success in life, and my last.
Life in this world is for men made
of sterner stuff than I am"
Mi1ford's body was found this morn
ing in his furnished room, a gas
tube in his mouth.
According to prevalent ideas this
is a cowardly act the note con-
Guided. 81 offer no excuse. I shall
now see what, if anything, lies be-
yond.
The letter was signed Fred Mil
ford, deceased"
1t directed that his possessions be
sent to Miss ]. Mae Milford, sister,
OF Blanca, Ohio.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05
CUT OFF BABY'S HANDS;
SENT TO PRISON FOR LIFE
Horrible Story of Step-father Butch
ering Four-year Old Child.

Charged with cutting off both hands
of his step-daughter, a child only four
years old, John Stoerth appeared be-
fore Justice Branson, at Manchester,
England, and was sentenced to spend
the rest Of his life in prison.
The story of the crime was describ-
ed by the judge as the most horrible
he ever heard. During the hearing
two women jurors tainted, and there
were tears in the judges eyes.
Residents of Accrington, where the
child lives, have subscribed $4,000 to
provide for her future.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05
MANUFACTURERS DECIDE
TO KEEP HOLES IN CHEESE

Swiss cheese makers in convention
at Monroe, Wis, voted to keep holes
in their product. Swiss cheese IS not
Swiss cheese if it is permitted to go
blind, they assert.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05
CALIFORNIA JUDGE EXPIRES.

Judge Norton Parker Chapman,
former presiding justice of the State
Court OF Appeals for the third district
died in San Francisco on February LIST.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1924-02-05

Vienna fancy shoes and slipper max
ers recently struck for a raise of 3d.
900 crowns a pair, they having been
receiving $4,000 crowns.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-01-18

pohrebys pohrebna red pana dele.
eatas vadysta ista Drahy q opla,
|kavany bic edny tlrahyy!' 4 nest asst
nikovi, iktoremu inechceli zapla-
Tit hrob; o tych, GO sa zavrazdili,
| . tych 20 sa zbiazneli !! predstavte
Isl to svsetko vyrozpravane, obsfr-
ne, podrobne, posunkovane geni-
alnym grimeciercm, budete mat
potom pochop . improvizacii Bi-
Siuovej.
Ked sSoncil zdravicu, vypil
svoj pohar, spytal sa ma, kol'ko
jc hodln a odisicl ncvl 'ldnc be-
[toho, ze by sa bol odobral... Ne.
yiem, alSo ho' prijali ten den
'pridvcrnfci pana Duruy; ale viem
dobrc, re mi nikdy nebolo tax
smutne V zivote. likdy som nebol
talsy zncchuteny, ako po odcho-
/ de tohoto iMasneho slepca. MOI
kalamar sa mi zhnusil, mole pero
sa uni osklivilo. Rad by som Dol
odisiel d 'alelko, lltiekol, videl stro-
my, vonal nieco' prijemneho... Aka
nenavist', Boze! kol 'ko trpkosti!
aka potrcba vsetko opl'uvat', vSe-
tko pospinit'! All! nest 'astnik t..
A prcchadzal som sa zilrivc no.
rc-dolu izbou a. zdalo 'sa mi, za
este ,vzdy pocujem chechot oskli-
vosti, ktory NAL, hovoriac mi 0
[svojej. deere.
Zrazu, vedl'a stolicky ma kto-
rel Dol sedel slepy, pocitil som, ze
mi cosi pablo pod nohy. Zohnnc
sa, poznal som jeho kapsu, hrubh
lesknilcu sa kapsu, so zlomenymi
uhly, ktorou sa nikdy neliicil, a
ktor1 nazyval svojou kapscu jedu.
Tato kapsa Y nasom svete bola ta-
ka povestna, ako slavne kartony
pana Girardina. Hovorilo :sa, ze s1
v nej 6zasne veci. Nal som dobrI
prilezitost presvedcit sa o tom.
Stara kapsa, prilis napchata, sa
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-01-18
BIXIUOVA KAPSA
Napisal A. Daudet.

a <
!, dyadsiatich rokooh hludnych &
1spechov, hl'a, koniec nmelcovho
zivota! A pomysliet ze jest vo
Francdzsku styridsat tis'c rozpu.
Istilcov, lStori nam zavidia nase po.
volanie. "A fpctnyslet', ze kaEdy
den chodi departmentoch loko-
motiva, ktora nam prinasa cele
mnozstva hlupakov, chtivych Ii
teratiiry tlacenych chyrov! Ach
romanticki prcvincir keby ii Bi-
xiuova bieda mohla poslnzit ',pou-
cenim!
Pritom strcil nos do taniera a
zaeal chtive Jest, nehovoriac AMI
slova... ClovelSu bolo l'dto naii
hladiet'. Kazdii civil ku tratil
chlieb, vidlicku, hmatal, ably 81 nd
siel pohar... Biedny clovek! nepri-
vykol este k tomn.
O civil Il zacal znoya:
- Viete co je pre- nina najhor-
sie9 Nemoct' citats noviny. Treba
byt' od toho remesla, aby to clo-
velz pochopil.. yse vceer, vraca-
jdc sa domov. knpim 81 jcdny, lei
k voli tomu, ably SOM pocitil til
vonu vlhkeho papiern cerstvych
zvesti... Take sje to prijenvne! a
nikcho kto by mi ich preeital! !!
Moja zena3 by mohla, ale nechce: !:
myslf 81, ze v rozlicnych zvestiach
su veci neslusne... Ach! tie ,byvale
milenky, raz vydate, MET mic osty-
chavejsieho ako ony. Cd tych cias,
ako som nej sprawl paniu Bi-
xiuovt, nhzdaaa sa, re sa musi
stat bigotnou, ale v takom stupni
CT mi yam nechcela natierat oci
svatenou vodou 70 Saletty! Sine
az po Kirk v dobrych skutkoch. A
we'd by to boil dobry skutok, pre-
citat' mi mole novinky. Ale ME,
ona nechce. Keby moja dcera bola
doma. eitala by sni ieh, ale odkedy
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-01-18

som slepy, dal som Jul do Notre
Dame taes Arts ahy som NAL . je-
dny lsta menei.
Ticz potesenie tatol Este ie
ME devat rokov ma svete, a nz
mala vsetkv choroby. A smutna
A spatna! Spatnejsia, ako ia, ak
! jc to- NOME. monstrum! Co chce-
| teg Insie som nikdy nevedel 70,
bit Ale ia som ozaj dobry, takto
vam rozpravam svoje rodinne hi
storky. Co vas to ozaj ,moze zauii-
mat'9 No, date mi este trocha tel
palenky, aby som Dol dobrej y6le.
|.Odtial'to pojdem do ministerstva
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