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Evening star., 1924-11-16
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS.

The series Of grand visitations for
the year 1924 will be brought to a
close Tuesday evening. when Grand
Chancellor Gorham and his associate
Grand Lodge officers will visit Capital
Lodge, No "a.
Grand Lecturer Emil T. Jaehnke
will visit Century Decatur Lodge.
No. 30 tomorrow evening to exempli-
fy the secret work Of the order, hav-
ing been compelled TO forego that
duty at the time OF the grand visf-
tation to that lodge on account of
illness.
Grand Chancellor Gorham has is
sued an official proclamation to the
subordinate lodges. calling their at
teution to Thanksgiving day and its
significance.
The grand chancellor has issued a
call. to the membership to meet this
evening at 1880 o'clock, and to pro-
ceed, at o'clock. to the Vermont
Avenue Christian Church, where Rev.
Earl u. Whitley, a member OF the
order, will deliver a sermon to the
Pythian gathering.
Evening star., 1924-11-16
JR. 0. u. A. NJ.

Edward J. Ross Council, No. 26. at
its last meeting adjourned early so
that it's members might attend a
banquet to be given In honor or
Thomas F. Jones. Junior past coun-
cilor, in recognition OF his services
in behalf Of the council, he having
been reelected councillor at the close
of his first term. The banquet was
given at Harvey's, at which II mem
bers of the council and the State
Council were present. Remarks were
made by State Councillor l.. L. Wehr,
State Council Secretary John Prender.
Representative to the National Coun-
Gil J. A. Smithson. Past State Coun-
cilor j. A. Madison. jr.: Past Coun
cilor J. A. Balderson. State Council
Conductor ]. D. Simpson and Rev. J.
Z. Briggs, pastor Of the Fifth Baptist
Church. Clyde J. Nichols. on the
part Of the council. presented Mr..
Jones with a fountain pen. Past
Councillor George w. Swift acted as
POSTMASTER.
State Councillor L. L. Wehr, with
his STAFF of officers. John Prender.
state secretary; Salvatore Oliveri.
state vice councillor; ]. A. Smithson,
acting as past state councillor; r. H.
Yates. acting as treasurer: John d.
Simpson, state conductor; State War
den Harlow: F. c. Prather, acting
chaplain; Thomas Jones, state outside
sentinel. went to Kenilworth. d. c.,
Evening star., 1924-11-16
PATRIOTIC ORDER OF AMERI.
CANS

Camp No l has started the Fall
work. The delegates from the con-
vention held in Baltimore several
weeks ago made the final reports a,
the last meeting Vice President
Mrs. Blanche Trevatton presided in
the absence of the president, Mrs.
Schonbeger. Plans have been made
to hold a 500 party at 623 Louisiana
avenue northwest next Wednesday at
Sis pm. All members of the order
are invited.
Evening star., 1924-11-16
B. P. O. ELKS.

A meeting of the Onto Portland
Club was held in the lodgeroom last
Monday night. Copies of routes and
itineraries regarding the proposed
trip to Portland. Greg, next July
for the purpose of attending the
Grand Lodge reunion were distributed.
A transportation committee was ap-
pointed. consisting of ?. J. Callan.
chairman, and Messrs. Well and
Houser.
A large number of members of
Evening star., 1924-11-16

| theatrical producer, presented a series
OF novelty acts Of exceptional merit.
| The date for the closing Of this fash
ion revue will be November %.
Potentate Cary announces that the
receipts will go to swell the fund for
extending tho Christmas charity OF
Almas Temple. 1t Is his earnest de-
sire that every deserving case Of need
| brought to the attention Of the tenn
pie will be provided for during the
| Yuletide season. Besides the custom
ary charity a distribution from a
! Christmas tree will be provided by
| the uniformed units at Convention
Hall December 23.-Doors will be opened
1 at 1 o'clock.
December 8. at Polls Theater. I'm
perial Potentate James e. Chandler
will mako his first official visitation
and he will be greeted In q scene OF
unusual beauty, which Is being
worked out on scale of magnificence
and ritualistic perfection. The eve
| ming will be climaxed by a Broadway
show. Charles B. Hanford will direct
| the ritualistic section, which will be
enacted by a selected cast.
| An unusually handsome pamphiet
| announces the visit OF the Imperial
! potentate and the next ceremonial
! session.
The next dance of Almas Patrol
will be held in the ballroom of the
New Willard Hotel Monday evening,
November "a. The committee In
| charge is composed Of William F.
Holmes, chairman; w. c. Lyster, Jesse
| Newton, p L. Gladmon. Frank Graham.
| ". M. Fookes s. w. Wolfsheimer. John
| ]. TanciI, IT,, and f. D. Anderson.
Evening star., 1924-11-16

Rebekah Lodges.
Rebekah lodges meeting this week
are: Tomorrow. Naomi. No. /. and
Ruth. No. 2: Tuesday. Fidelity. No. Z.
and Friendship, No. 8; Thursday, Dor
cas-. No. 4; Friday. Miriam, No. s.
The assembly bazaar is to be held
Wednesday evening In the /. o. 20. F.
Temple, 419 Seventh street northwest.
The eleven Rebekah lodges are assist
ing the chairman, +. Pearle Windsor.
Booths will be as follows: Fancy work,
Ella V. Mallory, p. p, in charge; apron
booth, Margaret Rule in charge: Emma
J. Belt will have charge Of the flower
and toys booth; Mary Murray and
Estelle Allison will have the cake table.
Mae Keller and Nettile Mettler will
have charge of the candy table. Esther
Andersen will have charge Of the grab
bag, ice cream will be in charge Of
Emma T. Strobel and Annie Glossbren-
ner will sell Christmas cards. The tur-
key dinner, in charge OF Florence Wal
ters, Katie Sample and Lula Phillips.
will be served from S to Z o'clock. At
9 o'clock dancing will start and will con-
tinue till IL o'clock. Esther Rekekah
Lodge, with Esther Andersen as chair
man. has charge of the dance.
Noble Grand Martha Goode Of Dorcas
Aouehaa Aooee' w. i, ANNOUNCES eiioe
the Past Noble Grands night will be
held Thursday evening. and an enter
tainment will be given.
The official visitation to Miriam Re-
bekah Lodge, No. 6, was held last Fri
day evening. the Rebekah Assembly and
Grand Lodge officers and large at
tendance Of the members being present.
After the business session a program
was rendered. including piano selec-
tions by Grace Mooney Richards and
xylophone selections by Henry Gold
stein. after which refreshments were
served.
Evening star., 1924-11-16
ODD FELLOWS.

The grand instructor. John n. Wood.
will hold a school Of instruction In
Metropolis Lodge. No. 16. next Friday
evening, Immediately after tho transac-
ton OF the lodge business. All members
are invited.
Eastern Lodge met last wednesday
evening. The first degree was conferred
on a class Of i've candidates. Next
Wednesday evening the second degree
will be conferred.
Next Wednesday evening the grand
master and the other officers of the
Grand Lodge will make q visit to
Friendship Lodge, No. IL.
Excelsior Lodge. No. II. had its Off
cial visitation last Tuesday evening
The officers were congratulated upon
their efficiency In the work.
Evening star., 1924-11-16

pastor of the Luther Place Memorial
Church, officiating. All members OF
the lodge with their families ana
friends, are invited.
Grand Matron Helen B. Strait and
Grand Patron William G. Belts. accom-
panied by the other Grand Chapter ON
GERS. will pay Congress Lodge Chapter,
No 35, it's annual grand visitation TO-
morrow night. Grand Conductress Ger
trude B. Milans, accompanied by other
ST. Johns Lodge Chapter members, ana
Associate Grand Patron Charles >.
Shreve were special guests at the last
meeting Of the chapter.
At the meeting of Hope Chapter,
No. 80, Wednesday,. the grand matron
and grand patron. with the other
grand officers Of the Grand Chapter,
made their annual grand visitation 10
the chapter. Among the guests pres
ent were Past Grand Matron CraW-
ford, fraternal mother OF the chapter,
and Junior Past Matron Chauncey. A
short musical program was rendered
Mrs. Breedon and Olan Watts sang
accompanied by Mrs. Htne. MRS.
Smith accompanied Mrs. Muhlenoers'
who also sang.
The Matrons and Patrons Associa-
ton of 1921 were entertained re-
Gently at the home of Mrs. Ethel
Richards At the next meeting, De-
cember 81, the association Will be
guests of Mr. and Mrs. Z. BraShears
Columbia Floral Circle will meet
tomorrow afternoon with Mrs. Ida B
WALES, 1914 Allison street north
west, Mrs. Eff1e Perkins assisting
hostess.
Mt Pleasant Chapter, No. "a. enter
| tanned Trinity, La Fayette Lodge.
Congress- Lodge and Good Will Chap
ters at it's last meeting. Grand Patron
Belts, accompanied by some of the
other grand officers, also attended
The feature of the program was a
mock trial. Refreshments were
served. Matron Mildred Sherman in
vited all present to attend the annual
visitation at the meeting Of the chap
ter, November 81.
The members of Mizpah Chapter
No. 8, are to have the members OF
Highland Chapter of Baltimore. Md.
as guests at the meeting next Tues
day evening. A special program has
| been arranged.
Fidelity Chapter meets November
25 at Thirteenth street and New York
| avenue. 1t is donation night for the
| Eastern Star Home.
Acacia Chapter, No. 2S, will meet
Tuesday evening at s o'clock. Miss
| Collier, the worthy matron. announces
| that. after short business meeting
| the chapter will hold joint meeting g
with Gavel Chapter. and participate
| in an entertainment provided by both
| chapters. All members of the orde!
are invited.
| At the last meeting of Trinity Chap.
ter, No. 80, the degrees were con-
Evening star., 1924-11-16
Free Sample Bottle Coupon

There ass psopls who vsfy fishsy prefer 10 Try .
thing before th<y buy h. Lst them clip ehis con.
pom, pin thsir nsms and address to Il, and ssnd &
% the Pspsin Syrup Co., SIS Washinsson Strsss,
AoneieeiIo, Illinois, and free sample boetie Of
DR.. CaIdwslPs Syrup Pepsin VII b sent them
posspaidby mail Do not inelose poseage. Il - free.
Evening star., 1924-11-16
EASTERN STAR.

La Fayette Lodge, No. 19. will con
duct the religious services at the
Masonic and Eastern Home today al
o'clock Rev. CT. NJ. Diffenderfer
pastor of the Luther Place Memoria
Church, officiating. All members OF
the lodge, with their families ano
friends, are invited.
Evening star., 1924-11-16

Senior Deacon A. l.. Ebersole is to
officiate at the head of the line in
Albert Pike Lodge, No. 36, during
the degree work tomorrow evening.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-27
THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE

his duty, bares the hard facts of the
Staying of Bobby" Franks, points
to the slayers, of far more intelli-
gence than the average visitor in
the courtroom, having everything
they need to make a success in life
the crowds seems ready to say
thumbs down" as in the gladitorial
days Of Rome.
Hope OF Defense
The chief hope of the defense is
to convince Judge Caverly that the
boys have diseased minds" and
their youth. 1t is the point upon
which barrow dwells. Their belief
in the philosophy Of Nietzche-the
German whose theory that the super
man could do no wrong-except by
making mistake-was dwelt upon by
barrow. He read a letter in which
Leopold told Loeb that they were su-
per-men, that there was nothing
criminal but failure of success.
What the outcome will be not
many around the Criminal Courts
building will guess. Judge Caverly
perhaps doesn't know; and if he
does, it is sure that no one is going
to find it. out from his actions. He
is the Sphinx Of the Chicago bench.
One is led to believe that Nathan
Leopold Jr. and Richard Loeb will be
less excited about his decision than
thousands Of people who nervously
follow every angle of the case.
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Leopold, Loeb Case Is
Called Greatest.
Court Drama
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tie. In subtle manner he turns aside
arguments used against him. The
state has bitterly criticized the alien
lists for the boys charged them with
selling their opinions. Darrow, too.
turned on the alienists, perhaps to
show the court that he is not rely
ing on them alone.
"He is an honest man-though an
alienist," he said of one of the
states expert witnesses.
The Crowd Waivers
IT'S said by those sitting in the
newspaper row day after day that the
crowds waver as they hear first ar
gument for the boys and then de-
nunciation of their fiendish deeds.
As barrow winds through labyrinth
of philosophical discussion, reaching
out to the Bible for merciful words
in support Of his plea for an under
standing. his live and let live theory,
those who hear him believe his logic
is irrefutable. They are ready, as
he seems to be, to condemn society.
And then again as forceful
speaker Tor the state launched into
a bitter denunciation because it is
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-27
TOURISTS LIKE
TO TRAVEL
SECOND CLASS

Cork, Ireland, Aug. 27.-The high
cost of railway travel in the Brit
ish Isles has aroused American tour
lists Of limited means to an investi-
CATION Of rates throughout Europe,
and a general exchange of exper-
fences has begun in hotel Hobbies and
the Offices of tourist agencies as to
how Americans can economize in
their fares without suffering dis
comfort.
American parties returning from
the continent, consisting largely of
teachers, students and other persons
of limited means, advised that travel
is quite satisfactory in the second
class compartments in practically all
the European countries this season.
Even the third-class compartments
may be used without discomfort il
the daytime in all the much-freQuent
ed countries of Europe except Italy
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NO CAUSE FOR
PESSIMISM IN
TWODAKOTAS
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Continued from page one.)
poultry of many varieties in large
numbers, and met on the inland roads
hundreds of strapping, big. bronze
turkeys and the Red Bourbon breed,
and turkey hens with fine broods Of
young. Saw many droves of hogs
with litters of young of the Duroc,
Chester White and Poland China
strains.
The Red, James and Mouse River
Valleys are outstanding for the beau
ty and size of their farm homes
These homes, with their outbuildings,
are surrounded by five, and in some
cases perhaps ten, acres of trees
made up of cottonwood, ash and box.
elder, with here and there scatter
ing Of elms. These were planted hall
century ago, by the original pion-
GERS, / was told. Wherever a. new
home is erected. there trees are
planted. We saw many Of these little
forests in the making. Often. as we
reached a rise in the general, pre-.
vailing levelness, we stopped and
looked back and there. spread out be-
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FOR SALE

S room modern house, east front,
double garage, for $2650 on terms.
3 room house and barn for $3.50.
3 room house and lots for $1,000.
5 room partly modern house, close
in, 2 bed rooms, for $780,, on
terms.
6 room modern house, hot water heat,
near school, garage, enclosed porch,
for $4,000, on terms.
Z room modern rouse, hot water heat,
close in, bed rooms, enclosed
porch, well built, for $4,000.
4 room modern house, with kitchen
cite and bath, four $780,, on
terms.
z room modern brick house, new,
well located, garage, hot water,
enclosed porch, all modern conven-
fences, on terms; prices quoted on
other properties on request.
7 room modern house for rent for
$45., 3 room house for rent for $l2,
fine lot for sale.
Geo. NJ. Register.
8-21-1w.
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and Spain, where returned travellers
found the second class accommoda-
tons were the cheapest that persons
accustomed to comfortable living
could endure without actual distress.
Since the Great War there has
been a noticeable change in the at
titude of Europeans toward the var
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ious classes of travel. Economic up
sets have also effected social changes,
and in many European countries on
ly war profiteers are riding first
class. A more interesting and better
educated class of travellers is found
i'm the second class and even the
third class compartments.
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PAGE FIVE
1000 CATS KILLED

Vienna, Aug. 27.-When four cats
in Bohemia were bitten by mad
dog, police ordered the destruction
of every cat within radius of three
miles. More than 1000 cats were col
lected, taken to the gas works, and
asphyXiated together.
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SALESMAN

LET YOURSELF be shown that I
have something you can sell right
now. Advance money if you wish to
work. Call evenings, Spitzmueller,
Mckenzie Hotel. 8-27-2t
MR.. SALESMAN you have an oppor-
tunity to inspect the best, popular
priced line of mems clothing, sell
ing direct. Call Room 5ll, McKen-
zie Hotel, P. NJ. 8-27-2t
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HELP WANTED

WANTED-Men and Women to learn
barber trade. Great demand; big
wages. Few weeks completes. Cata-
log and special offer free. Moler
Barber College, Fargo. N. D.
7-29-1m.
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Tribune Classified Advertisements
II H~O N e 3 q

FOR SALE I
ROOM MODERN DWELLING,
hardwood floors, sleeping porch,
full basement, furnace heat, base
ment garage, East front. Price
$375O.OO. Good terms.
ROOM MODERN DWELLING.
hardwood floors, full basement,
furnace heat, large screened porch,
East front. Price $345O. Good
terms.
5 ROOM MODERN BUNGALOW,
hardwood floors, full basement,
Afurnace heat, East front. Price
S3l5O.OO. Good terms.
ROOM MODERN BUNGALOW,
hot water heat, built-in features.
double garage, screened porch.
Price 100000. Good terms.
3 ROOM HOUSE, WATER, BASE
MENT. Price $l325.00, easy terms.
5 ROOM BUNGALOW, CLOSE IN,
hardwood floors, full basement,
garage. Price $470O.00, good
terms.
2 ROOM MODERN DIV ELLING,
hardwood floors, full basement,
furnace heat, East front. Price
$5250.O0.
6 ROOM MODERN HOUSE, GOOD
location, hardwood floors, fire
place, full basement. Price $65oo.
Good terms.
HOUSES, CITY LOTS, FARM LANDS
complete list of each is ready
for you. Can help your raise mon
ey to make purchase.
HEDDEN REAL ESTATE AGENCY
Houses for Rent
| Webb Block Phone 0
s-l9-lw.
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lOST-On Red Trail between Daw-
SON and Driscoll reddish-brown
Gladstone bag containing spe-
cialist's equipment for tonsil sur
gerry and glass fitting. Will pay
$1,000 to finder upon return OF
same to DR.. L. G. Smith, Eye, Ear,
Nose and Throat Specialist, Man
dan. N. D. 8-27-3t
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FOR RENT-Furnished room in q
modern home, 403 3rd St.
2.27-3t
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WANTED-Girl for general house
work. Mrs. John Thorpe. 12l
w. Rosser, 8-27-2t
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FOR RENT-Strictly modern apart
ment in Rose Apartments. Apply
F. w. Murphy, Phone 852. 4-3O-tf
FOR RENT-Modern house, three or
six rooms not furnished. Call 8O3
7th St. S-l2-tf
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OR RENT-Two furnished apart
ments, one upstairs and one on
ground. floor, across from VIM.
Moore School and on street car
line. Mrs. Peter Beylund, 93O
9TH ST 6-ZC-lW
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FOR RENT-One large furnished
room, downstairs. Large enough
for two or three gentlemen. Also
another large furnished room for
rent. Board if desired. One and
one half blocks from postoffice. 2l0
Thayer st. Phone 538-R.
8-27-tf
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OR RENT-Four small flats part
ly modern, three partly furnished.
Newly decorated. Call H. l.. Reade.
pbono o3e mr. o82. 8-25-tf
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WANTED-A girl for general house
work. Mrs. L. A. Schipfer, Ave.
b 8-18-tf
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b. o-1o-tf
WANTED-Girl or woman to assist
with homework, permanent place
and a good home for right party.
Phone $685.. $685.
WANTED - Experienced mattresses.
Romans Cafe and Bakery.
8-27-2t
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HELP WANTED-FEMALE

experienced house
keeper. One who is not afraid to
work. Good wages. Phone 1856 or
call in person at 2O8-3rd st.
8-25-3t
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TO TRADE for small place close to
town, 32O-acre improved farm 9
miles from town in Kidder coun-
ty. Write No. 8l5, care of Tribune.
S-25- 1W
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-27

LOST on trail No. 3 about six miles
east of Bismarck, suit case con-
tanning woman's clothes, baby
rompers and mems blue serge
trousers. Finder. please return to
Box 447. Ashley, N. D.
Q % I M
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ROOMS FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Furnished room for
light housekeeping. 62O-6th st.
8-26-3t
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REAL ESTATE men and farmers
write if you have land for sale.
Farmers Agriculture Coop. Corp,
Springfield, S. Oak.
2-25-3t
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FOR SALE-French Grey 60 cart.
Used very little and in almost new
condition. Phone 677-M.
R.23-1 w
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MODERN furnished rooms for rent,
also one large room for light
housekeeping, close in. 422 4th
} St. Phone 1O52-R. 8-21-1W
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-04-10
Asparagus Ill a 9
and the Union

While we have been ship
ping quite a quantity of
asparagus, since the seas
on opened, we are still
plugging for the Three
Rivers Growers associa-
ton.
AS we have said so many
times, what is good for
the grower is likewise
good for us. We are in the
feed and grocery business
for a term of years and
our very existance de-
ponds solely on the pros
perity Of the farmers.
We are strong for coop
erative marketing. We
believe in it. 1t is no long
er an experiment.
If it were not for the un-
ion,. grass would not be
going out of Kennewick
at $500 per box. At it is
hundreds of boxes of
grass have been shipped
at this price.
The past two seasons we
have been called upon to
buy peas, cherries, green
corn, green beans, onions
and miscellaneous pro-
duce, that were not hand
led by the union. We have
been fairly successful In
handling this produce. It
has been productive OF
some profit to us and we
have been able to help in
securing an outlet for the
grower. This season finds
us in BETTER shape than
ever to handle miscellall-
eous produce. We want Il.
About your asparagus q
berries: we would like TO
see them sold under one
head, but in all probablalln,
ty there never will be lOV
percent Of the crop signed
up by the union. To those
who sell independent, let
us say that if you sell 10
Kennewick cash buyers,
we can do as well by you
as any one can.
You can unload, buy your
shook, feed, groceries anu
implements all in one
stop.
Cashier: 81 don't believe e,
dear, that your father WIN
~
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AND

George says his new baby
boy is sure a fine, husky lit
tie fellow. Just the kind Of a
boy that anyone would like.
Mrs. Stevenson is doing nice
ly.
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A pedestrian was confront
ed in a dark alley by a hold
up man. Hand over your
money or I'll blow your brains
out" was the demand.
elbow away" was the calm
reply. "You can live in New
York without brains, but you
must have money!
What More Could You Ask3
The bargaining for the COW
had been going on leisurely
for an hour.
Finally the prospective
purchaser came fatty to the
point.
"How much milk does she
give?" he asked.
81 don't rightly know" an
swered the farmer who own
ed her, "but she's a darn good
natured critter, and she'll
give all she can"
The man who invents a
gasket to keep money from
leaking out of motorists
pocketbooks will get a front
seat in the Hall of Fame.