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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-04-07

Ia acknowledged nehod
byli vcera zraneni vazneji SO
lety David Londen, 1915 Au-
burn ave. S. w., jenz prejet
byl u trznice ma zap. 25. ul. a
lecen jest v luteranske nemoc-
nici. Ma patrne rozstipenou
lebecni kost.
Do u chodniku postaveneho
auta ma Continental ave. a
vych. 116. ul. vrazil vlastnim
autem 35lety stepan Szabo,
1864 Grand ave. Ma zlomene
zebro, ale ponechan V donna
elm osetrovani.
4, Nedaleko .vlastniho domova
5000 Griswold ave, S. e. ga
sazen byl autem 5lety Morris
Acinsky a sc zlomenou stehen
nj kosti dopraven do nemoc-
nice sv. LukaSe. y,
Vce'ejsi ned6le, jarni svoji
pohodou, lakala ven k pro-
jizd'ce prave proudly autoistd.
Okolnost tato, jak policejni ra
porty oznamuji, jest vinna vel
kym poctem ,nehod mensiho
vvznamu
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-04-07
0BETI TRAFlCNfCn NE$TEsTf.
DIVA MRTVf A CTYRI ZRANENf IA PRIV
MICH JARNfCH VYJfzDEK.

V clevelandskych nemocni-
cich zemreli veera muz a ze-
ma nasledkem lrazi utrp6nych
"a dopravnich nest9sti.
Ma Ivanhoe I'd. pfevrhlo sc
auto 29leteho Michala Cardi-
ma. 1885 Ivanhoe I'd. a primac
klo ho k dla2b6. Muz byl po-
licif dopraven do Nottingham
nemocnice, kde jest6 pred pIl
noci zemrel.
Ia prechazeni Carnegie ave
blize vych. 102. ul. srazena
bvla v sobotu vecer autem X
zemi 57leta pi. Anna Ware,
2043 vych. 1O2. ul. Byla do
pravena do nemoenice sv. Lu-
kase, kde vfera zemrela.
29leta pi. Dorota Van De
Lane, s212 Scott ave, byla
zasazena autem ia cekani Ma
poulieni kAyu ma Denison ave.
q zap. 54. uf. Zranena doveze-
TIa do Bestske nemocnice a au-
toista njel. Stopa opiraiici Sc
o tabulku stroje vede do Be-
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-04-07
LETNf SEZONA v DIVADLE
OHIO.

DneSkem zahajena letni Sc
zona v divadle Ohio, veselo-
hrou "In Love With Love-, v
ktere hlavnf dlohu hraje Miss
1yn Fontanne, jez vystupovala
We vddcich rolich v minule Sc
zone v New Forku. Hlavnf L.
loha muzska v teto rozmarne,
vtipne veselohfe je " rukou
Vincenta Lawrence. Hry pred
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-04-07
" PONDELf Z. DUBNA 1924

nepohodlnym nekterym soudsI
cum, ktefi "a timto dcelem.
byli volani do lradu j v noc-
Mich hodinach. Ma pfist6 smf'
Sc tax stati jen v obzvlaste'
mimoradnych pfipadech. h
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-04-07
vELBLOUD ucHEM JEHLY.

VEADkNOD O~IlGN jill AA4
Jevist6 nase presla vcera "a
sluhou dram. Odboru Sokola
Cleveland v sale vlastni telo-
cvicny ma Quincy ave. moder-
nj prace ceskeho autora a le-
gionafe F. Langera, o ktere
mozno plnym pravem rici, re
byla pravym osvezenim v ce-
le zaplave pochybnych frasek
i ma jedno kopyto strizenych
veseloher, ktere byvaji nase-
mu lidu pfedkladany velkou
houzevnatosti. Hra dockala Sc
pres veskere obavy plneho u
spechu a realisticky DEF sledo-
van $ velkou pozornosti. Bylo
by skodou. kdyby "Velbloud
uchem jelly" zGstal omezen
ma prvnf toto pfedstaveni.
Jsme jisti, re by vykonal svo
je poslanf podruhe, vcerejsi
navSteva teho byla dikazem,
nebyla ma zavadu ami prvnf jar
nj pohoda, jez nikterak neni
pritelkyni zabav pod stfechou.
Mezi navstevniky byl zdejsl
konsul p. DIR. Bartosovsky.
Veselohra, ac trochu pro o.
chotniky tezka, byla sehrana
ma zdejsf pomery primo vzor-
ne, zasluhou p. V. Vlcka, jenz
hre venoval plnou peel, jakou
81 tato hra take zasluhuje.
Utinkujicf drzeli Sc vsichni
znamenite, at to byla pfizrz-
Ia Zuzka pi. Marty Cerne, kite
re Sc podarilo vystihnOuti OBJ
zvlaste vyznacna mista, tax re
pfi otevrene scene byla potles-
KEN poctena. Jadrnou Pesto-
YOU byla s. Anezka Kunasko-
va, jez postavila ma scenu typ
zeny prazske spodiny a podob-
nou figurkou byl navrch tro-
chu pfihlouply ale jinak vsemi
mastmi mazany jeji muz PeSta
br. Tom. Pekarka. Polokomic-
kou, ac vazne minenou roll ne
mluvnehO Alika, jenz skoupou
dikci doplhuje mluvou hlucho-
nemych, vyborne sehral p. Jan
Prochazka. Take drobnejsi L.
lohy nasli dobre predstavitele
v sestrach Bar. Hudecove a M.
Jovickove br. V. Vlckovi, j.
Vojanovi, J. Sedlackovi a V.
Khopovi. Souhra jest pravym
ofiskem, pro rychly spad a ne
obvyklou stavbu kusu, ale i
toto dskali bylo velice st'astne
obepluto. Ma vsech ucinkuji-
cich bylo znati, re hre venova-
Ii vse. coz bylo v jejich moci.
Podobn6 zasluhuje chvaly j
sokolska hudba vhodnym pred
nesem hubby meziaktni i po-
zd6ji tanecni.
Dram. odbor Sokola Cleve-
land nemohl vhodn6ji zakon-
citi letosni sezonu jak prove
denim teto prace, ktera 81 "a
c'na prolamovati cestu ma vse-
china jevist6 vzdelanych naro-
dd, podobne jak hry Capkovy.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-04-07
ZNAMKA NEKLAMNEHO
BLfzENf Sc LETA.

Neuzilf jsme sice jeSt9 ami
jara, ale prvni. poslove letni
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-04-07

vedene,v lonske letni sezun6 v
divadle Ohio testify Sc velke
.oblibe a stejny lsp6ch da sc
.oGekavati letos.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
Wouldn't Haze Autoist
Think He Was Curious

A mOtorcar, apparently afflicted
with dropsy or some such malady,
stopped in front of the residence of
Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge. After
examining the machines upper shell
the driver seized certain tools, and, re-
clining on his back, scuffed himself
under the car and began humping on
It's stomach. Mr.. Johnson, who had
been resting for some time by hanging
onto his own fence with his elbows
hooked over the top rail, kept silent
for short season, and then inquired:
II don't reckon you're aiming to go
to Fiddle Creek after you get that
there contraption fixed?'
NO." replied the gent under the
ar.
"Aw, to Slippery Slap, mebby?"
"No."
"H'ml TO Sandy Mush, then"
"No."
"Well, don't get the Idly that keer
whur the hi you're going tor
Kansas City Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
WOMEN NEED SWAMP ROOT

Thousands of women have kidney and
bladder trouble and never suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in healthy con-
dition they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache, loss of
ambition, nervousness are oftentimes
symptoms of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment DR..
Kilmer's Swamp Root, physicians pre-
scription, obtained at any drug store, may
be just the remedy needed to overcome
such conditions.
Get a medium or large size bottle imme-
diately from any drug store.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation, send ten cents to DIR.
Kilmer g. Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing, be sure
and mention this observation-disclosures.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06


can Plai as Indian. On the other hand Il, Will not
be like three deaf and dumb persons making let
tiers with their fingers. For this Sign Language
is real language.
And there is one paleface who can join the
talkfest and outtak all three Los for he has a
larger vocabulary than any Poor Indian on the
Plains The white man, you know, can always
beat the Indian at his own game when he sets
his mind to it. And that's saying good deal,
for the American Indian is the best natural fight
er this world has ever seen. If you doubt that,
brush up your history by reading about Braddock
and St Clair and Custer. Yet Daniel Boone,
George Rogers Clark, Kit Carson, Old Jim
Bridger John Golfer and other heroes Of our
frontier days outIndianed the Indian-that's why
they survived and achieved Immortality
This one white man who can outtalk any In
dian in the Sign Language is known to all In
dams Mole Tequop-He-TaIks-W With His Hands.
In who's Who you read a lot about Mole
Tequop from the viewpoint of the paeface by
turning to Maj. Gen. Hugh Lenox Scott, .. S..
A." The Indians will tell you-as who's Who"
does not-that Mole Tequop knows more than
thousand signs which represent several thousand
American words. And he should know consider
able about the Sign Language, for he gradu-
ated from West Point second lieutenant in the
United States army eleven days after Custer and
$50 Of his troopers were wiped out in 1876 by
Sitting Bull on the Little Big Horn and has been
studying the universal language of the Plains
ever since. He knows much about 1t in fact
that Uncle Sam relieved him from active duty
In 1897 for a year and set him down in the bu-
reau Of ethnology of the Smithsonian institution
to write work on the subject.
And has Mole Tequops study of the Sign Lam
guage been worth while? 1t has indeed. For
this veteran has also brains and character and
personality and the archives of the War depart
ment show that many an impending outbreak Of
tribes all over the West was headed off by Mole
Tequop and much bloody frontier fighting there
by averted General Scott was born in Kentucky
in 1858 and should have been retired by law in
1917 But he was then chief of staff Of the United
States army and the nation needed him in that
year of emergency. SO he was kept on active
duty until 1919. Now, at seventy-one, he is
member OF the Board of Indian Commissioners
This board, created in 1869, is a body of unpaid
citizens appointed by the President. 1t is not
a bureau or division of any department, but is
purposely kept Independent and is afforded OPP
portunity of investigation that it may freely
press an impartial and intelligent opinion regard
Ing the much-vexed Indian legislation and admin
1straton.
General Scott as member of this board and
a friend Of the Indian, paid a visit the other day
TO the Blackfeet their reservation along the
eastern boundary of Glacier National park in
Montana. The photograph reproduced shows
Mole Tequop and Chief Under Bears starting in
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
They Were So Careful.

dresses and coats and tam-o'- shanters
with moth balls.
"As you know moth balls aren't for
US to play with-they are to let us
know that we're not wanted. And
they let us know it all right.
"But the conceit of these people
thinking that we would care for such
old duds
"There was a dress of wool and it
had been worn four years if it had
been worn a day.
"Once in its youth it may have been
pretty. 1t looked as though years ago
it must have been bright in color
there were traces of bright orange
color about it still.
"But only traces, my friend.
'It was as dingy and dirty as 1t
could be.
"Then there were two old fur coats
they showed more wear than they
showed fur.
.1There was very worn out looking
tam o'-shanter which looked as though
it had been blown about on deserted
flag pole throughout many winter
storm.
.sThere was muff which looked like
a rat who has seen better days.
Sand all of these things they
wrapped up in countless moth balls
and newspapers and tied them so none
of us could get in.
. "Oh, they were so careful Of all
this old stuff. And I laughed to my
self:
"'Why in the world are you being
so careful about such old buds?
"Well, 1 suppose it is all right. Old
buds are warm and nice-and one
thing about them-no harm can hap
pen to any of them as they couldn't
look any shabbier.
"But the idea of treating these
things as if they were magnificent ar
ticles of dress.
ST had TO laugh.
eyes, in my moth way | laughed at
them. 1 laughed at them right
heartily"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
In the Dining Cars

During the past calendar year about
100000 meals were served in the
dining cars of the country and about
100000 worth of meat from Ameri-
can farmers was sold to the diners so
the investigating statisticians report,
the meat supply including about 2,0O0,-
600 pounds of ham, nearly 100000
pounds of lamb chops and about 1,000,-
900 chickens.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
THE MOTHS

One moth spoke to another.
II am amused" said Moth the first.
'.Yes,' Moth the first continued. Il
am amused
Moth the second waited for more
and soon Moth the first went on speak
ing.
''Of course, / am not fussy. / am
perfectly willing to live in an old dress
or an old fur coat or to have my home
in anything wooden and thick and COM
Portable.
"But | do like the new things best,
it always seems to me. l don't know
that there is any special reason for
that but so it is.
perhaps get these fine ways from
my grandmother. She was an aristO-
cratic moth-and that means SUI
perior moth.
my mother said she used to like
the best things too. There was
time when family went away to the
country in great hurry after having
been in the city all winter.
"They didn't have time to pack
away their winter things and had to
leave them hanging in the closets.
"Well, my grandmother and her
family began nibbling at all the best
suits.
My grandmother herself, merry
little soul, ate the seat of little
boys pair Of trousers and they were
his best trOuSprs fool
''She was a bit of a.. snob, but I'm
rather proud of the fact.
"And when the family came home
they said:
None of our old things were hurt
but our good things have got moth
holes
"But this year / saw some. of the
things put away. flew off and
watched from safe distance.
"You should have seen the way
they filled the worst old suits and
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
Ought to KnouD 1t

Bessie, aged four years, who was
downtown with her mother, caught
sight of a baldheaded man.
ooh, mother" she exclaimed in high,
shril tones, ''just see that man! He
hasn't a hair on his head. Isn't 1t
sad?"
Flush 7" replied her mother. He
will hear YOU"
"Oh." replied Bessie in subdued
tones, doesn't he know ity-Every-
body's Magazine.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
Whats the Use?

Joseph, seven years old, came home
from school recently and solemnly an
nounced that he had decided to quit
school. His mother, much astonished,
asked why he had reached this deci-
sion.
"Well, mother" he replied, "one OF
the boys at school told me the teacher
said was the smartest boy in her
room, so don't think l need to go to
school any longer"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
Ship Carries ToiZor Shop

In the most exacting sense the At
lantic liner Homeric carries ships
tailor. His shop is SO well fitted up
that a man or woman may select the
goods, be measured, fitted and reftted
so as to have new outfit between
time of embarking and leaving the
ship. at the other end of the voyage.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06

bottle | was entirely we'll. cannot
praise this medicine too highly
Mrs. Lennah Rybski, SIS Seward
Avenue, N. w.
Obtain this famous Prescription
now at your nearest store, in tablets
or liquid, or write Dr. Pierce, Presi-
dent Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y,
for free medical advice.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
Mother Might Better Have Let Break Go

receiving a call from parishioner.
The clergyman's small daughter, aged
nine, walked up to the visitor and,
gazing intently at her, said:
20, myI But aren't you homely"
Her mother, of course, was Mortified
and sought to undo the mischief as
we'll as she could. ''Why, Laura I"
she said. 'What do you mean?"
Frightened, Laura stammered: 81
only m-m-meant it for joke"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06

The naive frankness of childhood is
often a source of embarrassment to
adults and especially to parents; but
sometimes it happens that the I'M
sAcSy parent, trying to extricate her
self from the frying pan in which her
offsprings indiscretion has placed her,
tumbles plop! into the fire. The Bos-
ton Herald reports such a case.
A Clergyman, a man Of much emf
Benro hn~aabouts, was, with hiS wife.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06

1'he sign for a man on
horseback is made by strad-
ding the index and middle
finger over two closed fingers
of the other hand. once an
Indian told Moe Tequop
that he had beet to Washing
ton and seen q circus in which
a white man rode a hors5
that jumped over five otkaF
horses. First he made tEe
sign for a white man and.
then for man on a horse.
Then he placed five horses
in a row and had his white
man on a horse run down an
incline and make the leap.
T. L 1. Ill n on
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
; ; ~ -: :! r.
6EST FOR
L3lIf3d,,Q1
Cnnndn's TeLephones

At the recent telephone convention
held in Winnipeg, it was stated that
there were in use in Canada 1916
600 telephones, or somewhat more
than one telephone for each ten per
sons Of the population. These fig
ures place Canada in second place
among the countries Of the world in
the use Of telephones in proportion
to population.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06

Which would have heen as fortunate
an escape as could ke hoped for, but
the mother pushea disastrously on
ward:
"Well, it would have been a much
better joke. If 5ou had said, How pref
ty you are yw-Youth's Companion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
The Tmo Georges

"And now" said the teacher, "can
any boy tell me what caused the
American war of independence?'
An excited hand fluttered in the air.
"Well, Bobby, and can you tell us?"
"Yes'm. Please'm, 1t was COS King
George the Third called George Wash
ington a liar."-London Morning Post.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
Calumet Nut Cookies

Is cup butter
" cup sugar
eggs
/ cup -four
/ level teaspoon taking powder
q cup chopped nuts
l teaspoon vanilla
Cream butter and add sugar and
eggs, well beaten. Sift -four and bak-
ing powder together. Add to first mix
ture; then add nuts and fiavoring. Drop
from a spoon on creased baking
sheet, leaving an inch space between
them Sprinkle with chopped nuts and
bake in a hot oven (350o F.. This Will
make about two dozen cookies.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
DEMAND "BAYER" ASPIRIN
Aspirin Marked With "Bayer Cross"
Has Been Proved Safe by Millions.

Warning! Unless you see the name
'Bayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting the genuine Bayer
Aspirin proved safe by millions and
prescribed by physicians for % years.
Say s'Bayer" when you buy Aspirin.
limitations may prove dangerous.--Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
Piles Disappear
Peterson's Ointment

"Please let me tell you," says Peter
son, that for instant relief from the
misery of blind. bleeding or itching
piles, there is nothing so good as Peter
sons Ointment, as thousands have
testified" Best for old sores and itch
ing skin. All druggists, 35c, COO.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06

works or controls machine; any
skilled worker The latter term is
applied also in trading on the stock
exchange by brokers and by firms en-
gagged in coal-mining operations
Literary Digest.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
Shave with cuticura Soap

And double your razor efficiency as
well as promote skin purity, skin COM
fort and skin health. No mug, no
Shiny SOAP no germs, no waste, no irri-
tation even when shaved twice daily.
One soap for all uses-shaying, bath
ing and shampooing. Advertisement.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06

NeVe 1 would
have been an
invalid for life
had it not been
for DIR. Pierce's
Favorite Pre-
scription. | be-
gan to improve
almost at once
after | started
taking the Pre-
scription and by
the time / had
I1Sad Z h a third
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
SunAOuer Growers Happy

Fourteen million pounds of suntiow-
err seed, v-.rfh something like $780,
600, represents this years crop in the
three states of Missouri, California
and Illinois. The seed is used largely
In poultry feed mixtures.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
Canned Stuff

"Ma. do cows and bees go to
heaven?"
"Mercy, child, what a question!
'Why?"
",Cause if they don't the milk and
honey the preacher said was up there
must be canned stuff. Chester White
Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
When Roles Were Reversed

During the Saturnalia festivals, held
yearly in December in ancient Rome in
honor of the god Saturn, the slaves
dressed in their masters clothes
while the masters donned ~ slavea
garments and waited
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
Isn't He. Though?

Walton-What is the biggest fish
you ever caught?
Munchausen-You wouldn't believe
me If / would tell you.
Walton-Liar
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
"OperutiUe" and "Operator"

An operative is "a person who is
employed as a workman in mill or
factory: a skilled workman; an arti-
san; one who operates q machine In
a factory An operator is zone who
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06

he mad to Improvise, so to speak He stretched
out his arm in 'front.' with the hand curved in and
down. Then he reached down and picked up an
apple and curved his arm and hand up to his
mouth, in excellent imitation of an elephants
trunk
Signs often have more than one meaning An
Indian says Il am a PaWnee," by making OF
his first and second fingers and extending his arm.
In conversation the same sign means wolf, the fin
gers indicating the ears. The same sign also
means wisdom, inasmuch as the wolf is consid-
cred pretty wise sort of animal-and he is or he
would have been eXtermnated long ago. The
same two fingers pointed to the ground say. Il
have considered"
1t is pleasure to watch an Indian talking flu
emily in the Sign Language. He makes his signs
in graceful movements in small space in front
of him. There is surface line about three feet
from the ground.
Lieutenant Scotland by the way he is great
great-grandson of Benjamin Franklin-began his
study Of the Sign Language early in his career.
He was assigned to active duty in the Seventh
cavalry at Bismarck Dakota, the fall of 1876 $and
took part in the Sioux campaign of that year The
next year he was in the Nez Perez expedition. In
fact from 1876 to 1879 he was busy fighting vari-
Gus tribes in Indian Territory, Kansas Wyoming,
Idaho, Dakota, Nebraska and Montana. Then for
ten years or so he routine duty, principally
with the Plains Indians.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
BET He Can

"You see that man walking over
there?"
Eyes"
do you know why he carries an
umbrella?"
Because it can't walk i"-London
Tit-liits.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-11-06
BY JOHN DICKINSON SHERMAN

SIOUX cannot talk Comanche
and Comanche cannot talk
Cheyenne. But all three Indians
sit down on a blanket and chat
all the afternoon about any old
thing from a pony race to Lib
erty bonds and from circus to
William Hohenzollern. It will
not be what you would call
noisy conversation exactly, be-
cause these three Indians will use
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po,,,1or Way to Get Chickens

Wife-Henry, dear, we must have a
couple Of chickens for dinner.
Hubby-All right; I'll take spin in
the car.
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Men blush less for their crimes than
for their weaknesses and vanity.-La
Bruyere.
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Motherhood

Grand Rapids, Mich moth
erhood | could not walk. l be-
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One moth spoke to another.
81 am amused" said Moth the first.
'.Yes," Moth the first continued, Il