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New Britain herald., 1924-07-26
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New Britain herald., 1924-07-26

Ordinary massage won't remove fat' but massaging floor with a broom helps some.
 No man can enjoy grouch If com- pany is present so that he must call his wife Dear"
 If your time is worth s1o an hour and the book agents price Is SS.oo' it's cheaper to sign on the dotted line.
 Pride is a curse. It tells mans wife about his raise when he would prefer holding out on her.
 If riches are wicked, 1t is strange that no bug or pest is provided 10 handicap the banking business.
 Correct this sentence: "The flowers ,ook fine" the wife said to the hus- band "I'm certainly glad you re- membered to water them during my absence"
New Britain herald., 1924-07-26
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The A. R, C, 10 national aiganiaali0H which furnishes newspaper. and adyer' tissTs sith a strictly honest anaissls or circulation. our circulation stallaics are based upon thi, audit Ths insuIst pro- tsotion against fraud in newspaper dis, trlbutlon figures to both national and local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1924-07-26

You can always tell when you are on the wrong road. There are no de- tour signs.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-26

The anIy pIsfliabls dlsrtlsins medium ln the Iily, Circulation hoast anl Nsss room siHass apsn 70 adssiiissis
New Britain herald., 1924-07-26

The Herald is on sals daily in New York M Hotaling't News Stand, Timet Square, Schultz News Stand En,ianea Grand Central ssnf Street.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-26

Few curves arc dangerous unless some fool Is coming as fast as you are going.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-26

One illusion makes three disap- pointments; three disappointments make one cynic.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-26

The man who deserves the favor he asks usually looks ashamed while ask ing it,
New Britain herald., 1924-07-26

The. rich may visit the jail at times but only the poor can be classed as guests.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-26
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Another name the old fogs has is "hOssh
 Ambition is inst envy plus s de- termination io show 'em,
 Your friends are those who love you In spite of their envy,
 Home is a place Where a slFl can eat her an without feeling vulgar
 lt is rare child that grows un without losing its illusions and tonHlls- Man managed to keep woman sub' jugated until mirrors were invented
New Britain herald., 1924-07-26

In a village, however, a young Romeo can be perfectly darling' on si5 the week.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-26

Tn a small town a store never Is doomed until it begins to attract all the loafers.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-26
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New Britain herald., 1924-07-26
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New Britain herald., 1924-07-26

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-10-27
BANNER BAKERY TO
 DISPLAY PRODUCTS
Popular Brands To Be A Feature
 Of Exhibits

"Butternut" and Butter Crust" breads with luxury" cakes will be on con spicuous display at the annual Manu- lecturers and Housewives exhibit. They will be found at a most attractive booth put up by the Banner Baking company of Birmingham.
 The fame of these brands of bakery has spread throughout the city. The company's plant has been kept so busy supplying the wishes of home persons, little attention has been given to calls from the outside.
 "Butternut" and Butter Crust breads and Luxury" cakes are baked in an automatically equipped bakery of the Banner company at All North Four teenth street.
 Edw. D. Essig is president of the cor poratiOn. He has given the establish ment his entire attention.
 MT. Essig has enjoyed a reputation as a practical baker in Birmingham for a quarter of a century. That his plant has scored the success it has is en- tirely due to the intelligent direction accorded the establishment by the pres ident of the company.
 President Essig, through The Age Herald, wishes to extend most cor dial invitation to the bakery's hundreds of friends and patrons to visit the booth of the company. Visitors and others who are not familiar with the famous brands of the Banner Baking company are also assured hospitable greeting.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-10-27
MAGIC BAKER RANGE
 TO PLAY BIG ROLE
Selected For Cooking Demon
 stratiOns At Exhibits

The Magic Baker Range, a Birming- ham product that has gained fame not only throughout the South but in the East as well, is to play stellar role in the home products exposition at the auditorium. Not only is it to be on display in the booth of the Birmingham Stove and Range company, but 1t IS the official range selected for all booths where cooking demonstrations are in progress.
 The Birmingham Stove and Range company, whose plant is at North Bir- mingham, has long been successful in the manufacture of a complete line of stoves and ranges, but the Magic Baker. because of it's distinctive modern fea- lures, is the company's particular pride. It has been introduced in practi- cally all Southern states and has estab' lished itself as a 'best seller" wherever it is offered to the public. Recently its fame has spread to the eastern seaboard, where it is being sold in competition with the best products of northern and eastern stove foundries.
 One of the distinctive new features of the Magic Baker Range is the Will colator Oven Heat Controller, thermo- static arrangement which makes it pos sible to keep the oven temperature exactly right at all times, its purpose be- ing to prevent burned dinners and take the guesswork out of cooking"
 eve are proud of the success at- tained by the Magic Baker, and particu- larly proud because it is wholly. Bir- mingham product" said B. H. Harts- field, vice-president and general mana
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-10-27
ONTARTO'S HISTORY HIS

e Frederick J. Glackmeyer, who since lF1867 had presided as sergeant-at-arms Kin the Ontario legislature, died at his E apartments in the parliament buildings l. the other day-the last intimate link
 between the house of assembly of today @nd the first session of the first legisla- ture of the province.
 J Mir. Glackmeyer's tenure of office sstands as a record among sergeants-at- earns of the British empire. He served
 under sixteen legislatures, nine prime sministers, thirteen lieutenant governors and fifteen speakers. Generation after F generation of legislators passed through
 the house, while he continued the out
 standing landmark of the past, uphold x ing the dignity and traditions of his office.
 E Mir. Glackmeyer was born in Montreal May 20, 1S43, but it was in London, sOntario, that he grew up. His father
 was a widely known engineer, and built the gus works in London, Hamilton and
 Dundas. It was at his fathers house sthat Prince Arthur stayed when he wis ited London before confederation, and ltthe prince had not forgotten the boy
 nor general of Canada, in 1916, he dec fOA InO hAIL NAlC imperial long service order.
 Is When barely 24 Mir. Glackmeyer was .appointed to the office in which he was to serve so faithfully the rest of his Lifetime. A few days later, December 27, 1867, he carried Ontario's new mace "a splendid affair of copper, richly gilded-into the legislative chamber of the old house of parliament.
 He was the first man to carry the mace. and no one else has ever carried it. There is no deputy sergeant-at- arms, and there has never been need for one. In more than half a century Mr. Glackmeyer was never absent from his post; sickness never detained him from duty. Through hours of tedious debate, often lasting far into the night, year after year, he remained steadfast.
 In the halls of the parliament build ings, where hang group pictures of the sixteen assemblies, there is only one face that can be traced throughout. In the group of 1867 close to the speakers chair stands a tall, stalwart, handsome young man with glossy side whiskers, the glittering new mace over his shoul- der and a sword girt by his side. In Hae last picture, nearly sixty years later, there is the same figure, still tall, but with the side whiskers replaced by a silver beard.-Toronto Globe.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-10-27
EXPECT HUGE INCREASE II IN POLL VISITORS
Drive Of National League
 Has Swelled Registra- tiOn In Many States

Y l WASHINGTON, Oct. 26.-An at tendance records at the polls will be broken Tuesday week, according to es- inmates of the National League of Women Voters here, which has been engaged in a nationwide campaign to get out the vote.
 The drive by the organization has helped to swell the total registration which shows an increase nearly every where over that of 1920. and in some cases a very great increase, according to a statement giving figures of the gains.
 ~ Large cities and small have increased numbers of voters this year. Duluth, Minn., leads in registration, with 80 per cent of its voters on the books. St. Paul has 77 per cent of its voters eli- gfble.
 In New York City, 1,494,130 are qualified to vote this year, a gain of ST per cent over 1920. The increase in Chicago is 13 per cent, with 1,O6S, ,169 qualified to cast ballots for president there.
 Great advances were shown in state primaries this year.
 Minnesota increased its promary vote in 1924 by PIP per cent over the 1920 figures, North Dakota registered a 2S per cent increase, and in Illinois soc, ,SO2 more persons, or an increase of 3Q.7 per cent, participated in the 1924 primaries. Fhe Texas primary resulted in a SIS per cent increase. Ohio, which had an intensive promary, increased it's total vote by 63.4 per cent over the 1920 state primary. West Vir- ginia recorded a 64.6 per cent increase. Florida and Kansas are almost tied for a similar increase, the former to- talling 65.9 per cent, and the middle west state a 66 per cent increase. Maine's primary brought out a record vote-a TIA per cent increase over 1920.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-10-27
AS EVELYN WANTED LONDON
Noted Diarist Proposed Expedient To
 Cnunteract OdOr of City'S Smoke

.Counteract OdOr of City's Smoke
 Mention of the "smoak of London |, brings me to the most interesting of all E. Evelyn's writings, a treaties and pro | test of what was even then torml-
 dable disadvantage to London life, the < smoke nuisance. It is entitled: Fumugium: or the Inconvenience ot {, the Aer and Smoak of London Dissip- E ated, together with some Remedies
 humbly proposed. 9 It runs in a somewhat fulsome vein
 @nd is dedicated thus to his majesty. D ftIt was one day, as l was walking Tn Your Majestry's palace at White Hall S{ where have sometimes the honour to refresh myself with the sight of Your E uRcstrious Presence which is the Joy Of Your Peoples hearts) that presumptu- aDus Smoak issuing from one or two tun- suels near Northumberland House, and 7 not far from Scotland Yard, did iI in- wade the Court; that all the Rooms, Gal ]. lefies, and Places about it were filPd
 and infested with it; and that to such
 degree, as Men could hardly discern one
 another from the Clowd and none could ssuuport, without manifest inconven- I prepare in this short Discourse .te4u expcQ1enC HOW LnlS pcEHlClOuS 4NuA ssance may be reformed; and offer at the ypresent Inconveniency; but (that re- z mov'd) to render not only your Ma sjesties Palace, but the whole City like wise, one of the sweetset, and mOst de xlicious Habitations in the World; and sthis, with little or no expense; but by
 Improving those Plantations which Your
 Majestry so laudably affects, in the
 moyst, depressed and marshy gr-unds
 about the Towne, to the Culture and ], production O. such things, as upon 1: every gentle emission through the Aer, 2 should so perfume the adjacent places . with their breath; as if, by a certain yGharm, or innocent Magick, they were
 aransferrel to that part of Arabia,
 which is therefore styled Happy, because at is amongst the Gums and precious
 spices"
 Then follows a scheme of planting enormous areas with seetbrier, wood sbine, jassamine, musk anl lavender to contest against the smell of the smoke. Although a quaint scheme of
 reform.-Donald Maxwell in "Unknown
 Surrey
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-10-27
EXHIBIT. OF CASKET
 FACTORY ASSURED
Birmingham Company CO-ope-
 rates With Manufacturers

The Birmingham Casket company will stage display at the annual Manufac. turers and Housewives exhibit that should interest every visitor. The dis play will show the people of Birming- ham and others who see it just why this Birmingham industry has been able to make such a successful invasion of the entire southern states in competi- tion with numerous other large manu, lecturers of caskets.
 The Birmingham Casket company $ exhibit will consist of a carefully se- lected array of caskets, dresses, mems suits and other articles, all of which are Birmingham made. The exhibit will carry valuable suggestions as to what is best to select at time when sadness has invaded the home, and when grief stricken relatives are so greatly handicapped in selections by suffering following death of loved ones.
 The Birmingham Casket company was established in North Birmingham in 1905. The factory occupies an entire city block and occupies its original loca- tion, corner of Twenty-seventh street and Twenty-seventh avenue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-10-27
70 Outline Many Advantages Of Birmingham Products

throughout and also insure workman ship of the best order"
 The Day Fireproof Garage can be made in different sizes. They are con structed in singles, doubles or in as many sizes as desired. Frequently a person will build double or triple garage to accommodate his own auto mobile and also Ito house the automo- bile of some person who prefers to rent rather than to build garage. In this way the rent from the garage goes Il long ways toward paying for- the ga- rages. Cost of double garage is but little in excess of the cost of a single garage. /,
 Mir. Day is prepared to give com plete prices for cement driveways and walls used in connection with the fire proof garage. MT. Days office is To- cated at 126 Seventeenth street.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-10-27

display one of his now famous garages. He has been engaged in the manufac- ture of fireproof garages for several years. Persons desirous of getting bet ter acquainted with the garage will have splendid opportunity to do so by visit ing the exhibit of the Manufacturers and and Housewives of Birmingham on the occasion of their imposing exhibit of typcal Birmingham made products.
 Speaking of the merits of the fire proof garage, MT. Day made this state ment to representative of The Age Herald: "The fireproof garage is ab- solutely fireproof. Every garage erected acts as silent salesman, because the cost is less than well built garages of wooden structure and the fireproof ga rage can be erected in few hours. I personally guarantee good material
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-10-27
COULD PLAY KNITTING

A highlander by the name of Mac dougall, who had prided himself for years on being able to play any tune that had ever been played on the pipes, had perched himself on the side of one of his native hills one Sunday morning and commenced to blow for all he was worth.
 Presently the minister came along and going up to Macdougall with the intention of severely reprimanding him, said, in harsh voice, "Macdougall, do you know the Ten Commandmentsy'
 Macdougan scratched his chin for moment and then, in an equally harsh voice, said: 11S&-+
 Dye think you've beat me? Just whistle the first three or four bars an I'll hae try .at it."-Cornish Arms Hotel Bulletin.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-10-27
FIREPROOF GARAGE
 MAKING HEADWAY
J. F. Day Will Demonstrate It
 At Exhibit

You have noticed the J. F. Day Fire proof Garage. They are to be seen all over Birmingham. As time rolls on you will see more of them because they are daily growing in popularity. There is a reason. The principal reason for their use is the fact that the Day garage is and weather.
 Mir, Day has perfected arrangements with the Manufacturers and House wives exhibit organization to put on
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-10-27

ger. Naturally, however, we do not ask people to buy it because of that fact. The discerning housewife, of Bir- mingham and of every other city, does not buy a gas range through sentiment. She wants the practical modern features that we have embodied in the Magic Baker. But we are glad that good
 range like the Magic Baker carries the
 name of Birmingham as a. manufactur- ing center into good homes everywhere" |"
The Delta independent., 1924-10-24
NEWS FROM OUR NEIeHBoRs ,
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A machine shop and roundhouse will
be started at once by tho d. & r. @.
w. at Montrose, 10 take the place OF
the building which was destroyed last
spring by fire.
Graveling Of about 30 blocks in
Montrose will be started soon.
The walls OF the new grade school
building at Olathe have been complct.
ed and work ia being rushed. This ia
to take the place Of the building which
was burned last spring.
the building which was destroyed last
week at Montrose where she had
lived for many years. She was tho
daughter OF i. Il. Hubbard and had
many friends all over the valley.
Mrs. Lynn Monroe, wife Of the form.
er owner Of the Montrose Enterprise,
passed tway a short time ago in
Burbank, California.
A. N. Minton and wife have gone
from Hotchltiss to California where
they will locate.
The Delta independent., 1924-10-24
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
C0MMENDS LEADERS

At the regular meeting of the Del
Chamber of Commerce, held in the
Community Rooms, October the 10th,
1924. the following resolution was pre-,
sented by A. D. Fairbanks. and adopt
ed by unanimous vote:
WHEREAS, George w. Dyer, of
Cedaredge, Horticulturist for Delta
County, and his several assistants,
Wis: Mr.. and Mrs. E. NJ. Brown, Aust
in; Mr.. Charles Harshman, Cory; Mr.
and Mrs. Fred o. Bannon, Paonia, and
| Wilfrid Dyer, Cedaredge, have by
their constant and untiring effort pre-
sented the resources and opportuni-
ties of Delta County to the outside
world by the splendid displays which
they have collected and displayed at
the annual Colorado State Fair; and
WHEREAS, These ladies and
gentlemen have not been recompensed
for the time and money they have
spent in doing this good work, and
the facts Of their work are little
known by the people of Delta and
Delta County; therefore
BE 1T RESOLVED, That the Delta
Chamber of Commerce does hereby ex-
press to the above named ladies and
gentlemen their sincere thanks and
appreciation for their work Of the
past, and pledge to them their un-
qualified support for the future in
the preparing and handling of Delta
County's display at our annual State
Fair.
II. w. Robinson President.
F. j. Harding, Secretary.
The Delta independent., 1924-10-24
HOTCHKISS
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Mrs. Crippen is quite ill.

Mrs. Crippen is quite ill.
Miss Eleanor Martin visited friends
and relatives in Ridgway and Tellu.
ride last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. A B. Clark, who have
been occupying the Perry property on
Hotchkiss Avenue, have refined the
Frank Douglas furnished residence on
Orchard Avenue.
William Frohm and wife have leased
the Mrs Carl Barnie residence, and
are now pleasantly situated in their
new home.
Frank Douglas and family left the
first of the week for Alamosa where
Mr. Douglas will enter the garage
business.
William Pruitt is on the sick list,
threatened with appendicitis.
Lester Busey has been clerking in
the Wilcoxson store for the past ten
days, substituting for his father, A. E.
Busey, who has been snipe hunting.
A healthy baby girl was born to
Mr.. and Mrs. Merle Cook last week.
Merle is the general salesman in
Parks clothing store.
The marriage of Mr.. c. B. McElain,
prominent citizen of this community
for a long time, and Mrs. Anna Foltz,
better known to her friends as the
widow of DR.. Williams, once a prom
inent citizen of Hotchkiss, took place
at the Baptist church Wednesday
evening of last week. We join in with
the many friends of these fine people
in offering congratulations.
The Delta independent., 1924-10-24
SOCIETY
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Mrs. L. A. Smock will be hostess to
St Luke's Episcopal Guild this after
noon, beginning at 300 o'clock. All
members cordially invited
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Mrs. II. j. Baird entertained the ex-
ecutive committee of the Delta Wom-
ans club at a four course luncheon of
lovely appointments yesterday after
noon. Seasonable Halloween colors
colors were in evidence in the table
decorations and CONNECTIONS. A num-
Der of matters in connection with the
coming years work were disposed of
and will be presented to the club at its
next meeting
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The Y. w. girls OF the Delta high
cshool enjoyed another one Of their
good time" parties Tuesday evening
in the gym. This was n Halloween
party and the refreshments and games
we're in keeping with the season.
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Miss Alice Wright and Mrs Elgin
Wright entertained the Past Grands
club at the home Of the latter on
Palmer Street Thursday. After the
social hour refreshments we're served
by the hostesses.
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Mrs. Joe Harrington and daughter
Marjorie Mae, entertained the Junior
Music club Saturday afternoon. An
excellent program directed by junior
Instructor, Margaret Stockham. was
enjoyed. After roll call TO which each
member responded with few inter.
esting items about favorlte com
poser, Marjorie Mae Harrington read
an interesting article on the subject
"The Why on the Junior Music Club,
and Dorothy Weeland, Margaret Rem
The Delta independent., 1924-10-24
y, and Marian Tyler entertained with

ley, and Marian Tyler entertained with
piano solos.
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The HI Y boys and their leader, Mr.
Virgil NJ. Rogers, enjoyed a good sup
per at the domestic science rooms on
Wednesday evening, Mesdames W +.
Blaine, NJ. p. Weeks, and Elyas Carp
enter serving. At the business meet
ing which followed, the following
sponsors were elected: c. e. Blaine,
w. II. Mathers, l. A. Dowd, and f.
w. Grove. Twelve new members were
voted into the organization. Talks by
Floyd Hinton, Elvas Carpenter and
Ivan Wilson were followed by the
making Of definite plans for the father
and son banquet to be given Novemb-
re 18th.
The Delta independent., 1924-10-24
COMMUNITY CLUB WILL
HAVE SALE OF CLOTHING

Owing to the many calls for slightly
worn clothing which my be purchased
at reasonable price, the Community
club has decided to make n special
collection and hold a sale OF garments,
commencing Saturday evening and
continuing all next week.
Often this work In put off until
holiday time, but already cold wealth
er is upon us and little thin limbs aro
unprotected while blue hands and
arms not protected by warm nit
The Delta independent., 1924-10-24

tens and sweaters. toll their own p."-
ful tale OF childhood robbed OF .H
rightful horitags,
Mon and womon OF Delta, perhaps
even now there is hidden away 1
some closet or attic. a wealth or rrn-
fort for someone's little boy or .r.
on whom Fortune long ago ceased f'
smile.
Drag these out; see n Mary o-
Johnny haven't long ago outrraau
some OF their clothing and call M
L. E. Wright. telling her That hn
bundle viii be on your porch saur
day. The club will do the rest Thank
you.