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The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09

Dan Hulman and Joe Houseman. Jack Roll, who played with the Five Points team, is counted on strongly. for next season. Games have been. scheduled already with Simpson. HiEh, St.. Der Jordan. Other good games will be scheduled. Reading from left to right, Top row-Captain Proctor Barnett, center; Seymour Kronenberg, guard; Vincent Arnold, guard; Earl McLin, halfback. Center row-Lewis Wood, halfback; Dan Hickman, end; Joe Housman. end; John Gray, end; Coach George Reynolds. Bottom row-Fran- els Coleman, tackle; B. c. Mccoy, quarterback; Mike Qrabin, fullback and Coach Sam Caldwell.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09
GLENNA'S DRIVE
 BEING PRAISED

BELLEAIR HEIGHTS. Fla, March S.--A birdie three on 640-yard hole stood forth today as the feature of the annual Belleair womanss golf championship tournament and left a mark for other golfers to shoot at. As far as available records show, Miss Glenna Collects mark on the long sixteenth hole of. the Belleair coruse is record. No one. is believed to have tied 1t in the past
 A long drive and a powerful brassie shot carried Miss ColIett's ball to the green, near the pin, and the ball clinked into the cup for a birdie three, giving her victory in the finals of the tournament over Mrs. Dorothy Camp bell Hurd, 8 and 2. Both Miss Collett and Mrs. Hurd are former national women champions. Mrs. Hurd won last years tournament when she de- feated Miss Collett in the finals,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09
CHICKS OBTAIN.
 STAR TWIRLER

MEMPHIS, Tenn, March s.-Earl Yingling, a left-handed pitcher. has been purchased by the local club of the Southern association and will join the Chicks in few days. 1
 Yingling played with the Minneapolis club of the Western association, last year. He was formerly with the Brooklyn Dodgers. His home is in Mount Vernon, o. -..-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09
CASH IS NEEDED
 TO SEND CRACKS

NEW YORK, March s.-An intensive advertising and publicity campaign will De carried on during the next few weeks for contributions to the Ameri- can Olympic fund, it is announced by members of the committee.
 Only about. $70, 900. of the necessary $S6O,ooQ has been subscribed The money will be. used for housing, feed ing, transportation and general wei. fare of the $50 athletes who will com pose the American team,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09
BASKETBALL RESULTS

At Hanover, N. H.; Dartmouth, g;
 At Philadelphia: Princeton, 35; Uni versity of Pennsylvania, 31. .'r At Chicago: Minnesota, 30; North western, 20. '~
 At New York: Columbia, 24;- Cor neil, 19. .s
 At Iowa City: Iowa, 22; Wisconsin, 1s. 't .,, -. a,.-. - Y At Urbana,. Ill.,; Illinois. 2S; gNIichi-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09
.tSPECK' YOUNG TO
 CAPTAIN AGGIES

AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE, Miss, March s.--J. c. "speck, Young wac elected captain of the Mississippi A. and M. football team at meeting here last night of the varsity members of the squad. Young played quarterback for the "Aggiesp last year. His home Is in Bastrop, La. ,3 At a-.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09
JAPANESE GOLFER WINS

PTNEHURsT. N. G. ,I~March B. Rokuro Akahoshi, whose. native fair way Is somewhere near Tokio, Japan, but who gives his American residence as Frinceton, N. J., today won the 20th annual spring tournament for golfers here by defeating Donald Parson, of Youngstown, Ohio. 4 and 8. Parson was the winner of the affair last year.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09
GET OLD PUDPLE CnAcF

HOUSTON, Tex. March s1Houston Nicholson, Missouri graduate, has been appointed as assistant physical direc- tor at Rice institute. Nicholson was football coach at Sewanse university in 1921 and 1922. At present he Is the basketball and track coach at Centre
 college at Danville, Ky. "
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09

Some blows will be struck in the city March 17, if the reading of the B. A. c. attraction for that date holds good. Billy Brown is going to try to beat McGinty. The latter will be present.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09
TEARS FLOW AS PALS V,
 SEE MORAN GO AWAY.a
Evefy Comes Off During Procession To Train; Last x Good Eyes Taken At Coffin; LowGest Rookie Pays l.s nbltes And Wife Prays; Goes To Join Father a

wingo, the catcher, and George Har- per, the outfielder, will land in Bos- ton Tuesday morning. Wednesday, the Reds will resume practice under Jack Hendricks.
 While Pat Moran lived, the Reds of 1924 were perhaps the greatest team In the game. Now that Pat has dfeds they are just a lot of star ball players, TO BE BURIED TUESDAY oi5
 FITCHBURG, Mass, March s.--This city, birthplace of Pat" Moran, latA manager of the Cincinnati Reds, tonight was awaiting word from Moran's rela- lives before completing plans for his funeral. The body, in charge of brother, Thomas F. Moran, of Fitchs burg, Is expected to arrive here Mon- day afternoon and the funeral has been set for Tuesday morning. rn {. Moran began his baseball career on the sand lots of the city. and the first team of which he was a member wap+r Magics. Throughout his big league ca.sn reer. Moran maintained a residence ina his home city, and his career was fol- lowed with pride by his townspeople.. While nothing would be done without the consent of the relatives, plans were on foot tonight to add civic touch to the funeral Tuesday. It was said that the mayor and members of tho Clty cOuncl would attend ln a oOuy. 4 T
 The body will lie in state either At the home of Thomas F. Moran or at the Elks' home. The service Tuesday probably will be held at the Sacred Heart church, at which Moran worS shipped for many years. DelegatiopS; will attend from Cincinnati and othsc big league clubs, the Elks, Knights of Columbus, of which organizations Mo- ran was a member; the city government and public bodies of the city. <,
 A telegram today from Thomas F. Moran from Wanches, N. C., stated he was leaving Jacksonville, Fla, tonight with his brothers body. Mrs. Moran and their two children will arrive with the body Monday. ,-.- s-
 TO REPRESENT OFFICIALS && &&
 CINCINNATI, O., March s.--Directors and officers of the Cincinnati Nation ais win be represented at the funeral of Manager Moran, in Fitchburg. Mass, next Tuesday by Louis c. Wid- rig. treasurer, who was to depart to- night.
 Owing to the new alignment in the clubs affairs, President Hermann will be unable to attend the funeral, but
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09
WIN MIssIssTppr Tvrrv

A. AND. M. COLLEGE, Miss, March s.-Florence High school, of Hinds county, tonight won the state high
 school basketball title by defeating ProEress High five by the count of Al to 13. '
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09

Is going to do about his failure to
 show up three days in advance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09

NoTRE DAME WINS MEET
 SOUTH BEND, Ind, March B. today in it's final indoor track meet of the year, 1T 2-3 to sS. 1-S. \. l's
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09

Johnny, Mendelsohn and Nate Gold man, llghtweights if nothing else, have been signed to display their stuff in ten chapter melee at Milwaukee on March S1. Meddlesome guys. f
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09

Jack Renaul. who stopped Cliff Kramer in four rounds, Is waiting to. heeK what the 1EinneaDOiis commisgion
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09

POLICY. cost SEA yearly tpay-
 able. duarteflyl, pays SIS
 weekly. covering ALL DISEASES snd ALL ACCIDENTS from first day to one yeAf. No
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09

Jeff Smith, who coached rockies in the big fuss, stopped off in Atlanta ; ;Lohman, of Toledo, in the ninth round of scheduled 12 inning go.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09
J'ABS AND JOLTS
 FROM RINGSIDES

Reports from Columbus, Ga, say that the fans howled when Dave Evans decided the Red Herring-Jack. Dillon muss a draw They Thought tHe local boy had six of the ten-rounds.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01
WOMAN JOINS FAMILY IN
TOMB SHE BUILT HERSELF

NEW YORK, Sept. Mrs.
Philomena Taurillo was buried in
the granite rnausoleum she, built
with her own hands in the East
Orange, N. j., Cemetery Of the Holy
Sepulcher several years ago and
which houses the bodies of her hus.
band and her twelve children. She
died in the Newark General Hos.
rital after an apoplectic stroke.
Mrs. Taurillo, a brisk, llard-work-
ing little woman, went to Newark
from Brooklyn thirty years ago.
Her first child had died and been
buried in Brooklyn. The eleven
children that followed all died in
infancy except one.s Vincenzo, who
died in 1915 at the age Of seven
teen. Taurillo had died a year be-
fore, and the wife, all her family
gone, set about to build tomb for
the dead, Unaided, she fitted and
placed the granite blocks, except
for the giant capstone, which had
to be put on by stone workers. The
tomb cost $4,000.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01
WOMEN RAISE FUND FOR
BABY FOUND IN PICSTY

LAKE PLACID, Sept 1.-Woman
OF the Lake Placid summer COLONY
are raising a fund to maintain and
educate a two-week.old girl who
was abandoned in pigsty at VIII.
mington, thirteen miles from here,
q few days ago. The baby was dis.
covered by two children Of Mrs.
Park Winch, Of Wilmington. al.
though several women here have
offered to adopt the child, Mrs.
Winch, who has, five children Of
her own, is unwilling to surrender
her.
Physicians said the baby probably
was in the pigsty thirty-six hours.
II rained part Of the time, the child
being only partly sheltered by
blue wooden blanket.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01
RASH RHYMES

An oft.repeated question is that
one Whats in name?''
There's a couple, for example,
and the way they acts a
shame;
For although they were united
by Justice Of the Peace,
The battles that resulted with
each passing day increase.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01
LOST LINKS

A marked down sale of rail-
roads.
The snap shot that you think
does you justice.
A noiseless coal shute and a
comfortable dress suit.
The postman that likes new 7
shoes.
The summer revue that doesn't
boast the coolest theater in town.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01
UNCLE EZRA
OBSERVES
BY La Monte WaIdron.

rAsAUANW " eA10AO AAe
Al DOCTOR is Teller thatll
let you eat ev'rythin' but
y what you want.
Di-yorce seems to be gettin,
most Is poplar as golf.
Easy money makes . lot az
folks mighty uneasy.
Fire volunteers down to the
village 10 thinkin' Of diabanding.
Moths has ct UP all their red
shirts.
Way ApIks il rushin' up here
to git away from it. don't b1ieve
city life is all it's cracked up to
bes
ELY Scroggins says this here
votin' game IL jest q scheme to
md out how old she Is.
AL nappers cares for Il looks.
Ev,ry time one Of them there
aviators falls down, Elviry Eprfg.
gins ups an says. II told you
So"
Sometimes I think pollytics is
a bad habit.
The early bird deserves ali he
gifts.
Amy Blabb says some Of these
here gals down to the village an
clothes so thin that somebody
ought to do somethin' about II.
Feller that's always yeil;n'
about there bein' plenty Of room
at the top don't like to sleep in
the attic envy better n anybody
else.
Young folks II always think
they know more n old fofks-an'
old folks'll always know better.
Never seen a homely female yit
that didn't fool herself into b'liev.
in that she was good lookin',
more or less.
Zeke Tippit has got him Job
down to the village garage. Says
workin' round autos makes him
tired. Haw, haw!
Hi links says that ev'ry time
Mrs. links calls him down he's
sorry that Columbus ever dis
covered America.
The Carberry whites has got
to putin on so many airs. any
one might think their son Grover
was the Prince Of Whales.
Report is that Tomkins' tom
cat has joined one Of them Jazz
bands. Hope it's so.
Aunt Hannah Marian says the
world is gittin' so wicked ag'in
that somebody better begin build
in an ark.
Know a Teller over to the Cor
ners that's so generous he'll give
you anythin' he don't want him
self.
Lot Of folks that think they kin
sing is goin' to give concert
down to Firemen IS Hall. Iwouldn't
go free gratis for nothin' on
pass.
Julyet links says the wimmen
Of the village reform society likes
to be shocked-an' the more the
Better.
Summer boarders ought to know
better, but most of EN- don't
seem to.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01
MIDDLECLASS
MELODRAMA
When baby swallowed a penny.

WH6H UdUy 0WaIIUWVU q PS5N15Vs
When you wear pair OF light
tan shoes for the first time.
When you realize you are get
ting old because the circus seats
feel hard before the show ts half
over.
The Sunday morning Junior
turned the hose on the folks
coming from church.
When the wind blew out your
last match.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

So whenever you catch your
baby eating money don't spank
him, you may need little extra
change some day.
Copyright, 1924, by King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

.ME Asz -TENnK1 ToN,9AT.
on THE OaD cAhP GRouND.
Wrrh Typo ,hARpEAEO
NllND NERehANTS M me
PANTY B'aA IS BooSrMl6
FOR THOSE 800 AeRES
or MS MYTH A2A TAE
OfSA-TcRlGhA F2oNRtSNES
or A NEW yak SoSk,
ooS hNGEaES REea ESTHTE
ToETE. uolTH The cMNlAEss.
or Al Se0TehrAAN> HNO
REPH~TeE or q SNHal
TouoN MISE eRHcKER
REPalES .VorH UjAhr
DisRANAsING eotAh1EIr
NE SAh MUSTER AoAkS
THsRESI TO SEAT rAE
HHi en- Down. Ut aSAST
SO PER eENT
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Most boys like cake and pie
but this kids favorite dessert is
q saucer full Nof nickles with
cream and sugar over them.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

He can cat them with his
eyes shut and tell by the taste
whether you're feeding him
counterfeit money.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

They took him downtown and
deposited him in the bank over
the weekend.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

livery time he ran upstairs he
sounded hike cash register.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Last month he got so fun Of
money that his parents had to
lock him up in the safe at night.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

His father planned to take him
out to Dayton, Ohio and have
keys put on him.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Many a time he has caught
the neighbors trying Ito ring in a
Canadian quarter on him.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

So the boy went into convul-
slons and the old man bought
the home they lived in.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

His old man asked him. If he
couldn't cough little harder
~ he was $4 short in the rent.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

He had q cold one day ana
coughed up a handful of nickles.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

He's 30 full of money that
every time his father spanks him
be rattles.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01
C GU Mt TEN
B EFORE

Telling your wife you dreamed
her mother was sick. CYou might
have laughed in your sleep).
Y Practicing your aiming ability
at hornets nest.
Getting vacctnated against
catching fish.
Attempting to smoke your pine
upside down.
Trying to hold an umbrella to
suit your wife.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

His mother was SO tickled that
miae had him cit open again to see
n she couldn't get enough money
to buy new hat.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

The, boy knew just how much
money he had because he used to
put q check mark ON the wall
every time he swallowed q
dime.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

The only difference between
this kid and an ostrich is that
the kid hasn't got any feathers.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

He was operated upon for APP
pendicitis not long ago and the
doctor took out forty-eight bucks.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

He's getting older now and it
won't be long before he'll be able
20 eat quarters and fifty-cent
pieces.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Aunt Hannah Marian says the
world is gittin' so wicked ag'in
that somebody better begin build
In an ark,
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Lot Of folks that think they kin
sing is goin' to give q concert
down to Firemen's Hall. ! wouldn't
go free gratis for nothin' on a
pass.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Know a Teller over to the Cor
ners that's so generous he'll give
you anythin' he don't want him.
self.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Report is that Tomkins' tom
cat has joined one Of them Jazz
bands. Hope it's so.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

The Carberry Whittles has got
to putin on so many airs. any
one might think their son Grover
was the Prince Of Whales.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Julyet links says the wimmen
of the village reform society likes
to be shocked-an' the more the
Better.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Hi links says that ev'ry time
Mrs. Jinks calls him down he's
sorry that Columbus ever dis
covered America.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Zeke Tippit has got him a job
down to the village garage. Says
workin' round autos makes him
tired. Haw, haw!
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Summer boarders ought to know
better, but most OF EN- don't
seem to.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

= every nickel and dime tha1 ne
can get his hands on. He only
needs SGT more to become q First
National Bank.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01
BABY CASH
REGISTERS
BY John r Medbury.
il N Indiana man has a three.
vaar-nld son who sWalloWs

N Indiana man. has a three
year-old son who swallows
~ every nickel and dime that he
needs SGT more to become q First
National Bank.
He was operated upon for APP
pendicitis not long ago and the
doctor took out forty-eight bucks.
His mother was SO ticlkled that
niae had him cit open again to see
k she couldn't get enough money
to buy new hat.
The boy knew just how much
money he had because he used to.
put q, check mark on the wall
every time he swallowed
dime.
He's getting older now and it
won't be long before he'll be able
20 eat quarters and fifty-cent
pieces.
The only difference between
this kid and an ostrich is that
the kid hasn't got any feathers.
4 Isl } 4
He's 80 full of money that
every time his father spanks him
he rattles.
He had q cold one day ana
coughed up handful of nickles.
His old man asked him If he
I couldn't cough a little harder
\ as he was $4 short in the rent
So the boy went into convul-
sions and the old man bought
the home they lived in.
livery time he ran upstairs he
sounded like cash register.
His father planned to take him
out to Dayton, Ohio and have
keys put on him.
Most boys like cake and pie
but this kids favorite dessert is
q saucer full Nof nickles with
cream and sugar over them.
He can cat them with his
eyes shut and tell by the taste
whether you're feeding him
counterfeit money.
Many a time he has caught
the neighbors trying~to ring in a
Canadian quarter on him.
Last month he got so full of
money that his parents had to
lock him up in the safe at night.
They took him downtown and
deposited him in the bank over
the weekend.
So whenever you catch your
baby eating money don't spank
him, you may need a little extra
change some day.
Copyright, 1924, by King Features
Syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Never seen a homely female yit
that didn't fool herself into b'liev.
in that she was good lookin',
more or less.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

Young folks II always think
they know more n old folIs-an'
old folksIl always know better.
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

against
The Washington times., 1924-09-01

FelIer that's always yellin'
about there bein' plenty Of room
at the top don't like to sleep in
the attic any better n anybody
else.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-03-27

thinking that Napolen and Flat;re
had had to retreat.
BY the time we got to the jackson
cabin our feet were wet so we stoned
to talk with Mure and ShlIinker
There we found out that Fritzs and
Speery were at the cabin two miles
up the road 50 we went up. When we
got too there cabin we went in TO
find it very uncomfortably warm.
Specry said they had too set the
kerscnc out side to keep it from
burning. Wen we got warm very
quick in there and proceeded on our
way. After we had dragged our feet
around two hills was as hollow as
drum and Walt would ring when
you hit him so we each had sand
wich. After we had dcvoured our
sandwiches we started to navigate
with longer strides. After we walked
for mile ] asked Walt how much
farther we had to 20. His answer
was On just around the curve. After
we had rounded the next hill it was
the same thing, around every hill.
We got too dragging slower and slow
or. The next to the last hill we took
of our coats and grub sacks and hid
them in the brush just to go around
the next hill and see the end of our
journey. On our way hack we met
Ike. Fritzs and Spcery After we
went a half II mile farther and was
walking behind Il hay wagon we met
Napolen and Mr.. Ncsley excited, all
tired out and putting. They thought
we had ridden on the wagon. After
a debate that lasted five minutes on
the question of how far we walked
and how far we rode we went down
to the Jackson cabin where WE got
warm and proceeded on our way
through the wilderness when VIC got
to the cabin and had cooked my
hunters stew we sat down to eat. The
stew worked like magic upon them
and Mr.. Nesslc challenged Napolen to
a duel which Napoleon manfully ac-
cepted but was beaten back in the
second round. Then Mr.. Leroy chal-
lengcd the Hero and was beaten back.
mortally wounded. While we were
on the way home and was walking
peacefully when we heard Mr.. Muscle
again chalengre his foe. He was on
the side of a hill with plenty of snow
as first ball struck Napolen who was
all exhausted and had not got his
fighting spirit and he fell with the
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-03-27
Boy Scout News

The quaint description OF Il
Boy Scout hike, written in boy
language misspelling and all
is given here. The hike was TAX
on by Troop No. 6.
A II MILE HIKE
We started out at nine thirty and
went northwest ovcrl .aGeld OF corn
and plowed EARTH Mfn we were
even with the road we went straight
north over a cattle pasture. On one
Of the hills in the pasture, we saw
tracks of Il large bird but we were
not able to find out what kind of a
bird it was so we went on.
Then we went up the road and ovcE
the old Mandan village, when we got
to the cabin we did not meet Napoien
and Flatirc who were supposed to be
there and then go on and finish our
hike.
We stayed at the cabin and hour
or more in hopes that Napoleon and
flatirc would come. ] built a fire
and Walt put the boards in there
right holes, then we moved the old
stove in the cornor, out of the way.
After that | sat on the bench to dry
my boots, while Walt wrastled with
block of concrete which he was
going to use for the back of bed
that he was determcd to have. But
it fell and pretty near put him to
sleep so ne let it lay. In half and
hour we were dry and ready tc go,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-03-27
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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-03-27

The average small manufacturer
whose volume will enable him to
build only 5000 bodies from a set Of
dies in the same time in which Stude-
baker builds $4,000 has to charge
each body $40 for die cost. The diff
ference of $lS is in the price but not
in the body. The customer pays it
but b. gets nothing tangible for it.
1t is one of the penalties Of uneco-
nomical manufacture.
Thus car priced at 6, 200 to 81 400
can be sold as low as $lO45 when
produced economically in quantity.