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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-03-25
EL PADRE NOEL LEGO De
EUROPA

Via Mayagiiez, acaba de llegar pro-
cedente de Europa ell Reverendo Padre
Gonzalo A. NOEL quien estuvo varios
meses en- viaje de recreo por ell viejo
continente, adonde fue acompahado
del senior Antonio Maria Martinez y
la sefora dofia obdulia c. de Lazaro
Como nuestros lectores saben muy
bien, ell Padre NOEL fue Parroco de Ca
tedral, puesto que dejo vacante al par
tir, y desde ell cual por sus grandes vir
tudes simpatias Sc conquist6 ell apre-
clio de nuestra sociedad donde cuenta
con innumerables amigos quienes ven
el al verdadero guia espiritual. Y, sin
embargo, Ell Padre NOEL en- su inmen-
sa modestia llega sin hacer nj una solo
indication para asi evitar que sus nu-
merosos admiradores le hicieran un re-
cibimiento digno de su prestigio.
A nosotros nos causa un placer in
menso ell feliz arribo de tan eiempTar
sacerdote Y nos alegramos de todo cora
z6n de tenerle de nuevo entire nosotros
Soberania de Puerto Rico dentro de
la Soberaflia Americana, habriase pues
to final nuestras magnas ideas en-
suS demandas inmediatas comprendien-
do de consiguiente con logica irrefu-
table nuestra remota y eterna aspira-
ci0n a Ia digna soberania que impl1ca
un estado de Ia Confederation Amer1-
cana. Nuestras ideas siempre victor1o-
sas. Nuestro programa cristalizado en-
hermosa realidad con Ell endoso franco
de adversarios. FL camino recorrer
abreviado mediante un pequeiio sa-
crificio de forma y me refiero 10 de
la Constitution que en- NADIA iguala al
del propio Muioz eliminapdo la base
Quinta en- pro de mas amplias concesio-
mes para nuestra TERRA y que le cos
tara ell escarseo tornado por De Diego
y srs satellites quien la r1ayoria de-
rroto.
No creo sea NADIA del orc mundo aeon
sejar que surja una nueva vida. Una
agrupacion distinta para dedicarse a
resolver los otros problemas que afec-
tan al Pals. Esos problema; sociales y
econ6micos enunciados en- el historico
manifesto 81 es que Ell tempo es orc
ell deber impone no desperdiciarlo en-
detrimento de la PATRIA.
Deponga las armas la insransigencla
Y la passion. Yo creo que los hoinbres
, del Manifesto les reserva Ia Historic
al fin y la postre una pagina glorjosa.
Que la opinion Puertorriqueaa partici-
pc de ese galardon hacienda eI camino
expedite y facil hacia la consecucion
de la paz y bienestar que sintetiza el
sublime pensamiento dictado po- el CO.
raz6n v ell cerebro de dos de nuestros
/ hombres de valer.
DR.. M. PUJADAS.
Barros, P. h.
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LA MUJER

Una de las notas mas interesanteS re
gistradas en- las inscripciones de aver
fue la presencia de varias damas en- Ell
colegio electoral, solicitando su ms
cripci6n para poder dar su voto en- las
pr6ximas elecciones.
Esta noticia aumento ell interes que
existia y muchos y variados fueron los
concentrates que Sc hicieron, los cua-
les subieron de punto cuando Sc supo
que los deseos de inscribirse de las da-
mas habian culminado en- una negati-
va por parte de la Junta Local.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-03-25
La SITUACION DEL FRAN
co EN- Ell MERCADO Els
FIRME

NUEvA YORK, MARIO "a. (Cablc
frances).- Despues de una violenta
subida del franco, este continue su mar
cha ascendente en- ell mercado, con len
titud pero firmemente.
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LCDo. JOSE A. VARGAS

Ha entrado formar parte del bu-
fete del prestigioso jurisconsulto Sc
nador por Arecibo, Lrcdo. Herminio Mi
randa, nuestro distinguido amigo ell
Lcdo. Jose A. Vargas, quien ha re-
nunciado ell cargo de Juez de la Corte
de San Sebastian para dedicarse al
ejercicio de la Abogacia- y del Nota-
riado.
FL joven Vargas no es un princi.
piante en- su carrera de Abogado. Du-
rante dos afios desempefi6 el cargo de
Registrador dc la Propiedad del dis
trito de Caguas y durante mas de un
ai1o actu6 como Juez de San Sebas-
tian dejando, de ambos cargos, un re-
cord brillante en- el Departamento do
Justicia.
Orador de facil palabra, literato,
ex-Juez, ex-Registrador de la Propie-
dad, ell Lcdo. Jose A. Vargas sera un
valioso factor en- Ell gran bufete del
prominente Senador de Arecibo.
Felicitamos al Lcdo, Miranda, en-
particular, y la Ciudad de Arecibo,
en- general, por la adquisici6n de un
joven intellectual de los m6ritos del
prestigio del sefior Vargas.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-03-25
yACAS LECHERAS

Deseamos comprar de 80 40
vacas lecheras que sean jovenes y
a prueba de production que fluc-
tue entire 8 Y IL litros Y acosturn-
bradas a establo.
Han de ser en- su mayorla CRU
ZADAS Y del pals. Interesamos al
gunas americanas de pura sangre
y aclimatadas en- la isla.
Preferimos vacas aclimatadas en-
la costa Sur.
Los interesados pueden dirigirse
a o. H.
Apartado No. 631
PONCE, P. r.
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Sc VENDE Ell HOTEL FRANCES

Administrator
retrarse
Ell Hotel Frances frente 'Paque Aboci6n
conguo la ea6n American Railroad
de a lie Ponce a la
Franc
nforme dirijase apartado M.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-03-25
UNA BoFETADA PERDIDA

En- momentos en- que Sc formo un
Egero altercado en- Ell pasillo del edit
clio que ocupa ell Colegio, alguien de
los que intervenian en- ell incidente "se
le fue la mano'', yendo agredir al
rostro del selor Julio Aybar, lider So
cialista, sin que Sc lograra saber quien
pudo ser ell invisible agresor de la ana
tomia sovietica del batallador lugarte-
niente del "Gallego", ell famoso don
Santiago
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-03-25
Ell Dr. Pujadas, en- un
vibrante articulO pide q.
Sc depODgan las armas
de Ia intransigencia y
de Ia passion
70 creO, agrega, que a los hon.
bres que suscrlbierOn el manifesto
les reserva la historic una pagina
glOriOsa

Nuestro amigo Ell conocido lidet re-
publicano doctor Pujadas, nos enVio
aver ell siguiente articulo:
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ACERcA DE LA INSCRIPTION

Segdn muchos observadores politicos
ell resultado de las inscripciones de
aver, parece demostrar la existencia
de una enorme fuerza de opinion IA
vorable a los unionistas, debido casi ex
clusivamente, a juzgar por 10 que Sc
decia, la labor realizada illtimamen-
te por los ADMINISTRATORS municipa-
les, especialmente por Ell AlCalde, se-
nor Diez de Andino, quien ha puesto
en- juego todos sus energias y las sim
patias dc que goza en- toda Ia comu-
nidad, como buen hijo del barrio dc
"Cangrejos''.
Segin dichos observadores politicos
los republicanos Y sus amigos, los So
cialistas, no debieron hacer igual ndme
ro de inscripciones que sus adversarioS,
debido al descontento de una y otra
parte con motive de los acontecimien-
tos politicos de Ultima hora.
Juzgahdo, por 10 que dicen los mas
apasionados, Sc llega a la conclusion
de que, efectivamente, Ell supuesto "h-
gado" en- San Juan es solo un ''bluff",
que nj la idea del reparto nj la de la
mitad de los puestos publicos lograra
consolidar.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-03-25

Por 10 que pueda interesar
al comercio de PR. recor-
danes a nuestrOs lectores
que Ell dia 5 de mayo expira
Ia pr0rrOga cOncedida por
E. U. a Espala para Ia con-
certaci0n de un nuevo tratadO
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titud, poniendo una nota de bullicio y
colorido al espectaculo. >3N
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tcs que no reunan estas condolences es
perder ell tempo y Ell dinero, ademas
de exponer nuestra reputation. -
NO Sc CREE POSSIBLE QUE BAJEN
LOS PRECIoS DEL TABACo EN-
RAMA POR AHoRA

El Sr. LeVentritt, tesorero de la
Compaiiia Manus- Muller, comerciantes
importantes de tabaco en- rama, en- un
articulo publicado en- Ell "Tobacco
Leaf de Nueva York, dice que mu-
chos fabricantes americanos de ciga-
rros pueden llamarse afortunados con
poder sostener sus negocios con entra-
das casi iguales 10 que les cuesta ell
conducirlos. Para remediar esta situa-
cion sugiere que Sc aumenten los pre-
clos de los cigarTos. En- cuanto a los
precios del tabaco en- rama Ell Sr. Le-
ventritt indica 10 siguiente: "Los CO.
merciantes importadores de tabaco
en- rama desean que los precios bajen,
pero por ahora, parece que aun por
algiln tempo, no es possible que Sc rea-
lice rebaja alguna.
Una nueva corporation con CAPT
tai effective de $25o,00o que Sc dedica-
ra al negocio de tabaco en- rama bajo
ell nombre de Robert j. Kugelman
Inc, ha establecido sus oficinas en- 1913
Water Street, de esta ciudad. Dicha
compaiiia, segdn informes, trafcara en-
tabaco de Puerto Rico.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-06
Police Seize Car From
Owner To Return
Il To Him

A unique game Of button,
button, who's got the button, "
in which q Pennsylvania base
ball fan in Washington for the
world series and the Washing
ton police played the leading
parts, took place in Washing
ton during the past two days.
The button in this case. Was
the fans automobile.
The fan, 2. E. Stoner, drove
to Washington Saturday, parked
his car and joined in the wild
scramble to get into the ball
park. When he came out after
that tremendous game Satur-
day he looked all around for
his car and then reported to
the police. that it had been
stolen.
Shortly after he made the
report he found the car. In
the excitement he had forgot
ten where he left it. He failed
to notify the police he had
recovered the machine.
Yesterday he went to the
game again and parked the
machine. When he came out
the car was gone once more.
He again reported the loss to
the police and found that they
had taken the machine because
of the first report.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-06
PLANS
RE0RGAN|ZE
BUREAU
Engraving and Printing Eff
ficienoy Greatly increased.
May BE Made Permanent

Approval by Secretary Of Treasury
Mellon Is the only action required
to make the tentative reorganization
Of the Bureau OF Engraving and
Printing, as put into effect by Di.
rector Wallace w. Kirby. perma.
nent one.
The bureau has been completely
reorganized bv Kirby, and the ne
system is working so well that its
permanent adoption Is taken as q
matter Of course by the rank and
file Of bureau employees The Treas
ury officials. however, have not yet
acted upon Il.
With only two months Of his time
as director Of the bureau remaining,
Major Kirby expects TO put the plant
on new plane of efficiency and
production before retiring. He said
today that he would return to the
army on December Is, and that, 50
far as he knew. the question Of his
SUCCESSOR. had not get been, taken up
by the Treasury Department.
The reorganization OF the bureau,
20 far az can be ascertained, is not
meeting with opposition from any
quarter. 49,
The bulk of employees are strong.
" in favor of the new system,
which already, as has been described
in The Washington Times, and II
has resulted in such marked In
crease in efficiency that the Treas.
ury officials have given Major
Kirby strong support In all his
plans for further improvement.
The real task as to whether the
Bureau OF Engraving and Printing
is to be reorganized permanently
on Kirby's plan viii come when
Congress convenes In December.
Under the new rules and regula
tons governing seniority and pro
motion there IL no leeway for pull
or Eavoritisrn.
Efforts will be made to prevent
the successor of Major Kirby be
ing named on a political basis The
Treasury Department will resist ia
their uttermost any attempt by
various forces in Congress to make
the Bureau once more ohoppIns
block of politics.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-06
AMERICAN MECHANICS TO
HOLD MEMORIAL SERVICE

Benning Council Of the Junior
order OF United American Mechan.
les and Unity Council Of the Daugh.
tiers or America will hold annual
memorial services tonight at Strauss
Memorial Christian Church in Ben.
ming.
The leading address will be de-
livered by the Reverend g. r.. Stauf-
fer, pastor Of the Ninth Street Chris.
tian Church. The Reverend y. r.
Sherwood, chaplain Of Benning
Council, win deliver a eulogy. Must.
cal numbers viii be given Nv the
Brown Trio, Mrs. Bertha May Doug.
lass, e. Eugene Zook and Strauss
Memorial Church choir.
The Reverend o. #. Sherwood Will
give the invocation. and the Rev.
erend c. r. Stauffer the benedic.
ton. The memorial committees =
the two organizations are henieh
by w. T. Douglass and Mrs. Cart,
r. Nellie.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-06
EMPLOYEES ARE BLAMED
FOR RAILROAD CRASH

Three employees Of the Long
Island railroad were held respon.
sible by the Interstate Commerce
Commission today for a Iderailment
Of passenger train at Long Island
city on July 80. In which one pas.
senger was killed and fifty were
injured.
The derailed train collided'with an
electric locomotive.
The three employees charged with
responsibility were Towerman Hunt,
Helper Moore and Photographer An.
Nonna.
The accident was reviewed in a
report submitted to the Interstate
Commerce Commissioner by w. p.
Borland, director Of the Bureau OF
Safety.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-06
BALL DRINKS
JAM POLICE
COURT
Ben Wanted Probation. I" Not
prohibition" ''iizzoner"
IN MercifuI Mood

Judge Mattingiy's court was jam
med today. Those not on trial
overlooked into the halls all eager
to hear ''hizzoner," pass on the
various cases.
Benjamin Hawkins, colored, found
drunk at Fifteenth and H streets
northwest. was among the first
arraigned:
Don't you know we have prohibit.
ton in this town." asked Judge
Mattingly.
'Yassuh. Aid like to git on it,
II said prohibition not probation.
Seems to me Alive heerd Of it,
"Ten days for instruction"
And then came Charles Clark,
from Richmond Va, who said II got
drunk after the first game"
Games Echo MercifuI
Gum hum" reminisced the court,
= pretty near did 1t myself. Gosh,
that was a tough game to lose.
johnson was right ~. Oh, yes.
by the way. put this man on proba.
ton"
When were you here last?'' the
court asked Walter Doyle, arrested
for being intoxicated.
''Oh, q. couple OF weeks ago. ]
only had a couple Of drinks, Judge. !
How often have you been here?'
"A couple Of times"
We'll, good-by for a couple Of
weeks" "a
william jackson. colored, had a
toothache and took little corn for
1t.
Judge Said It All
1--WE have dentists to look after
your teeth. This rot-gut won't dc
for medicinal purposes. Il
"Jedge, you said 1t all" Nd
mo I haven't-I'm going to say
some more-$15.
Another young man from Rich
mond, one Norman B. Good, took
little too much after the game
yesterday.
young fellow, I'm going to take
your personal bonds to 90 back to
Richmond after the world series. Lei
me tell you something stay down
there where they have good liquor
we don't have anything but poison
here so you didn't know when you
were well Off"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-06
SHARE INJURED
IN FIGHTS
HERE
AssaiIant OF Woman Jumps
\ From Window After
Hurting Pitcher

Six persons were injured in fights
yesterday and last night.
During an alteration at go o
street northwest, Chester Bowman,
colored, a roomer there, threw q
water pitcher at Mennie Lee, color
ed, and cut her cheek He then
jumped from the second story win.
dow spraining his leg. He was
taken to Emergency Hospital. She
was taken to Freedman's Hospital.
During a fight at 1918 Union
street southwest, Lillian White, col
ored, 497 Locust court southwest,
was cut in the abdomen with n
knife, alleged to have been welded
by Robert Berry, colored, same jtd.
dress. Her condition is not serious
Struck By Bottle.
William johnson, colored, 4s2
Clark court southwest, was struck
on the head by bottle alleged
to have been thrown by William
Gale, 622 X street southwest. He
was taken to Casualty Hospital
His condition Is not serious.
Carlton Keys. colored, 20lS
Eighth street northwest, was hill
on the head with "a glass pitcher
In an argument with Frank Smith
colored 201S Eighth street north
west. He was taken to Freed
mans Hospital in q passing auto
During an altercation between
Joseph Coleman and his wife
Margaret, coIored, living at 1904
Seaton street northwest, Margaret
was struck in the head with q
giass jar thrown by Joseph. She
was taken to Freedman's Hospital
by friends and was later sent
home. Her condition 10 not serious,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-06
800 STUDENTS ATTEND
MASS OPENING UNIVERSITY

More than 800 students attended
the solemn high mass which
formally opened the, academic year
az Catholic University yesterday.
The mass was celebrated by Bishop
Thomas J. Shahan, rector. in the
crypt OF the National Shrine OF the
Immaculate Conception.
In q sermon delivered following
the mass, Bishop Shanan told the
students that there Is no short cut
to learning and that their three
years In the university should be
shaped to obtain the most that the
institution gives. Recital Of the
rosary was held In the crypt in the
afternoon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-06
BUG HOLLOW NOTES.

Hexxie Tate and Miss Villa Darling
visited TO Pillsbury's yesterday eve
ming.
HavnO Bananas, u SplttOOn, 10 visit
Ing his brother, Gus Bananfs. here.
Messrs. o, @. Wink, g. q. Later,
@. "A. BumgaFilmee and Miner ShOpp
are registered at the Comfort HOUSE,
and selling their stuff 20 our stores.
Miss I.Oda Ashcans, OF Needle. and
49, 49, vial asiS With Miss Khaia nv.
Sidney ElsbergeY and BrunO splts
was down from New Olden today
seeing Miss Ruby Yennuff and ElgOtt
Phltz.
The Porter boys, Hotel and Pullman,
was over last night calling on Para.
sofia white. GENE BLOSSOM.
a :.
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ACCIDEN
IS DEATH
VERDICT
Fraternity Brothers Testify n
Thomas 3. Riley
Case

The death Of Thomas r. Riley,
twenty-two-year-old student Of the
foreign service school Of George
town University, who fell from
the second-story window Of the
Kappa Alpha Phi fraternity house,
1926 N street northwest, early
Friday morning was accidental, .
coroner's jury decided today.
Died Saturday
Riley died Saturday morning 1t
Emergency Hospital, where he. was
taken after the accident.
According to testimony introduced
by RiIey's fraternity brothors at
the inquest held by Coroner hewitt,
Riley apparently had attempted TO
escape from his room In which he
had been locked after being dragged
away from a fight with d member
of the Sigma Nu fraternity. which
has house directly across the
street!
Found Him In Row
George Moran, house manager
for the fraternity, declared that he
had been attracted by q commO.
ton in front Of the house shortly
after midnight. He investigated
he said, and found Riley 1uaFreling
with a member Of the Sigma Nj
fraternity. The quarrel, he said,
was over an alleged insult to q
girl earlier in the evening at a
dance at the Sigma NJ house.
Riley, he said, had been drinking.
Moran testified that elae finally
persuaded Riley to GO to his room
and to bed. Afraid that Riley might
attempt to go back and finish the
fight, however, he said, he locked
the door to the room.
Ten minutes later, he said, his
friend in the house notified him
that Riley had fallen out OF the
window into the courtyard. An
ambulance from Emergency Hos,
pital was summoned and Riley was
taken there where physicians found
him suffering from g fractured skull
and exhaustion.
Other witnesses who testified were
William J. Donovan and w. r.
Delany, also members OF the Kappa
Alpha Phi fraternity.
Lost His Balance.
From evidence they introduced,
It was believed that Riley had az.
tempted to climb out OF the window,
and down the side of the house,
but lost his balance.
Riley Is the son Of William w.
Riley, wealthy lumber merchant,
221 Eleventh street southwest. He
was entering the second year OF the
Foreign Service Course at George
| town.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-06
a PRAYER.

oh. Lord, please haPlzem to my prayer,
i do not long for riches rare,
Nor beauty Of the form and face,
But steer me clear of all disgrace;
Please make me pure In heart and
mind.
And let me be Of use and kind;
Please give to nAe the things 1 need,
But, Lord, deliver me from greed.
oh, Lord, please harIxen to my prayer,
And let me live and learn to share
My Joys, and let me bring relief
TO those whose heads are bowed In
Please lei me serve my fellow man,
BY doing just the best CAM
Please let me chase all grief away,
And make the. lives OF others gay.
Oh, Lord, / do not ask for peIf,
Nor yet for glOriee for myself,
But LEI me be sincere and true,
And helpful in the things do;
Please let me live. but not In vain,
And though show no worldly gain,
Please let me help the halt and blind,
And give me peace Of heart and mind.
JOE HI. HOLMAN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-06

REMNANTS AND PEANUTS.

= S4N4S 6AAN 4 ~ <14NN GS<11NO = AZ
Next season there's . lot Of M
- going to get the surprise Of our
lives ct the ball yard. Yeah! we're
actually going TO MUNICH mice fresh
peanuts In place Of the bridge-wORk
destroyers we have been used 70
wrestling with. A guy tells me he got
80 excited on several occasions tnis
year he forgot hisself and actually
tried to bite some Of this years
supply. He's getting new set Of
. lowers on the instaIment plan now.
There's q lot Of unhealthy peanuts In
storage right now waiting for the
bell to ring next year, but these
birds is going to be fooled this
time. This unexpected invasion Of
stroy muIsitnd s q them SDsHS double 10 Is-
JOinted. half baked aides to indI-
gestiOn. The peanut distributors who
stand ON the lower Fungs Of the
grandstanda and prOpel numerous
bags OF thls monkey food TO fiends
nth Stadium. are In their glory Just
at this time. An unreliable re-
port states the entire battery Of
these babies, who only know two
words, How Many" has been out
OF the park already prncticing the
new curves which will be necessary
whom the attendance records crack
&C Seventh and Florida avenue IN
the next game. MOre'n likely some OF
the worlds records for heaVinK pea
nnts win be broken. At the same
time lot q innocent peanuts, In
the thrOes OF q long winters nap,
Will be dug out Of confinement and
become dental drummers at 10 Centa
Per bag more or less full. Other
relatives Of these unfoFtunatea WIN
have TO be imported for next sea-
son, thus assuring us q batch OF
fresh ones for the first time In
the history Of Washington. Under
the Pure Food and Drug Act . pea
nut shell may not be used the Sec
Ond time, 50 refll1s are not being
considered. IL the present surplus
now waiting for next year is de-
pleted before the end Of The sePus.
some OF as p going to eco q hole
from shimmylng our heads back
and forth lodging q IealEy bag 81
peanuts. WALT HALLECK.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-06
COPENHAGEN SCIENTIST
TO ADDRESS SOCIETIES

Professor S. B. L. Sorenson, Of
the Carlsbad Laboratory, Copen.
hagen. will be the principal speaker
at the 189th meeting Of the Wash
ington Academy of Sciences and the
S5Sth meeting OF the Chemical SO.
ciety Of Washington In the audi.
forum Of the Interior building to,
morrow night at S:15 o'clock. FRO,
lessor Sorenson viii speak on Tho
Osmotic Pressure Of Protein Solu.
tons"
The joint meeting tomorrow will
take the place Of the regular meet.
ing Of the Chemical Society sched.
uled for October o.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-06
QUIZzICAL QUESTIONS.

:
stick,
why doesn't linburEer make : Dutch
What does basebalI think about
When man named Ruth gives Il .
clOut?
why has fIapper one set Of lungs
When. with high shoes, she has three
tOngues9
WheTe are the buttons ON . coat Of
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