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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26

4 Everybody loves peach jam. For
& spread on bread or hot biscuits,
pthing seems to equal it. Its
wonderful flavor makes children
n us all. Until now, however, an
1pert was required to make It.
md it has been expensive. Certo
he natural "jell" making prop
Wty of fruit, has solved the prob
Nh so that everyone can make
"a eat lot of this delicious pre-
TO make peach jam by the quick
easy Certo method, follow this
ample recipe.
Peel, remove pits and crush
veil about lbs. peaches. Meas
ire level cups e lbs.) crushed
ruit into large kettle. Add ~
evel cups (3A lbs.) sugar and
nix we'll. Use hottest fire and stir
onstantly before and while boil
ne. Boil hard for / minute. Re-
nove from fire and stir in 1 bottle
scant cup) Certo. Skim and pour
uickly. Use same recipe for pear
am.
This Certo process banishes all
he guess work or worry as per-
ect results are certain when a
imple recipe is followed. Unlike
he Old method pound for pound
EN- mixture boiled for thtr-
tv or more minutes
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
VISITS SISTERS

Mrs. Sam Clark of Seattle is the
guest of her sisters, Mrs. Clark
Crawford of Brittin, and Mrs. B. d.
Wetmore Of this city. Mrs. Clark
arrived yesterday and will be here
for q few days.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
FROM MOTT

Mr.. and Mrs. J. X. Murray of Mott
are in the city for q few days on bus
mess, and shopping.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
YEOMEN MEET

There will be a regular meeting of
the Brotherhood of American Yeomen
Lodge No. SOB, this evening, at the
A. o. u. w., Hall at O'Clock. All
members are urged to be present.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
TO ET.CIN

Miss Milda Brelje has gone to her
home in Elgin, where she will spend
a weeks vacation.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
VISIT MOTHER

Mr.. and Mrs. c. A. Lack Of Yank-
ton, So. OAK, are the guests Of Mrs.
Lacks mother, Mrs. Ada Rohrer.
They came by car, and will be here
for about week longer.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
LEAVES FOR GRAND FORKS

LEAVES FOR GRAND FORKS
Miss Gertrude Mackay, who has
been guest here for few days on
the way back from her trip to the
Yellowstone National park, is leav-
ing tonight for Grand Forks. j..
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
LEAVE ON MOTORING TR1

Paul Homan and Paul Halloran
eft on Sunday for an extended mo-
.cring trip. They expect to be gone
-ios about two weeks, and will make
stops at Detroit, Minneapolis, Cleve-
and, Buffalo, and other points be-
ore returning home.
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ON BUSINESS

J. S. Fevold of Baldwin and w. c.
Hoeft of Christiania were business
visitors in the city yesterday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
RETURNS FROM VACATION

Rev. H. c. Postlethwaite returned
yeste rday from four weeks visit to
St. Paul, where he was the guest OF
friends. He also spent some time at
the lakes near St. Paul.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
Is Year Pioneer
OF This Section
Died Here Monday

Gothard Olsen, 65 year old pioneer
Of Wildrose, N. D., died in hos
pital here yesterday. Mr.. Olson has
been Il resident of WNdrose Tor
about forty years and is we'll known
in this territory. He is survived
in addition to his wife, by family
of six sons and three daughters.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
TO DEVILS LAKE

DR.. and Mrs. F. R. Smyth left to-
day by car for Devils Lake, on COM
bined business and pleasure trip.
They expect to return on Friday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
TO FLINT, MICHIGAN,

Misses Minnie and Margaret Bis
sell of Flint, Mich, left for their
home today, having spent the past
three weeks at Wilton at the John
Kiefer home.
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FROM MCKENZIE

B. F. Lawyer and Harry O'Neill OF
Mckenzie spent yesterday in BIS
marck, on business.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26

French have erected another new
station in one of their colonies, this
one at Bamako, Africa.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
To VISIT SON

Mrs ]. X. German Of Sioux Falls,
S. Oak. arrived on Saturday to visit
her son, f. B. German.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
RETURNS HOME AFTER ATTEND
ING WEDDING

Mrs. William Zimmerman of Cas-
selton spent short time in the city
on her way home from attending the
wedding of her son Edwin thinner
mann, at Garrison on Sunday. She
left for her home today.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
Girls! Whiten Skin
With Lemon Juice

The only harmless way to bleach
the skin white is to mix the juice OF
two lemons with three ounces Oh
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
TRIP THROUGH COUNTY

MI N NOONH OOON1
Edward S. Allen, states attorney,
and Albin Hedstrom, sheriff, are IT,
day making motor trip through
the county.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
FROM ARENA

FROM AKENA
A. C. Isaminger Of Arena is in
Bismarck today on business.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-26
VISITS HERE BEFORE GOING TO
SCHOOL

Ralph Mccain returned from the
Pacific coast last'evening for a short
visit with his parents before going
east where he intends to enter school.
While on the. coast he took part in
the athletic tournament
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07
New french Pet

In France, ''the land Of queer AMI
NAL pets" the Siamese cat has Just
come along as the latest fad to dis
place the crazy-looking French poodle
In popularity.
The Siamese cat, with its blue eyes
and fawu eoioring. fits well into the
general scheme of certain oriental
fashions and colorings In home fur
nishiDgs now in vogue here. and is a
very chic and strange pet indeed
The French also like 1t because OF
its dsintiness In the matter Of food.
A "gourmet'' Is liked here, and a 81
nmese cat Is such gourmet that II
would die rather than eat vulgar food
1t Is also an aristocratic animal
Its sIoofness from other animals being
80 elegant as almost to account for
the present phase of cat worship
Partisan dealers in domestic pets
are turning their attention from the
poodle TO the Siamese cat and are
reapins a harvest while the craze
lasts.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07

Dante was not q Nordic. as some
anthropologists have ASSERTED hut
member of the Mediterranean race.
So declared Prof. FAbio Fassetto Of
the University Of Bologna. In 4 paper
presented to the American Association
Of Anatomists ut their meeting Ia Buff
falo, N, Y. The evidence Is from 4
recent examination Of the bones Of the
great poet.
The most important festurs Of the
skeleton is the large capacity Of the
Uranium or brain case. This 10 LOO
cubic centimeters. or much more than
the average even among men Of high
intellect. Dante's height was about 3
feet inches. The shape Of the bones
of the head definitely Identifies Dante,
according to Professor Fassetto, with
the Mediterranean race. contrary to
the opinions Of those who believed
the poets name and family 70 have
been Of German origin.
Compared with the Eire Of hfa head,
Dante had q small face. the bones
show; and his features were not sym
metrieal. there being 4 marked dew
alton of the nose toward the right.
Spinal bones showed evidences Of ar
thrills, or Inflammation q the joints
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07
Erratic Judgment

3 was not experienced in the line
If buying green vegetables at the gro
.ery. One day she went TO store
with the Intention Of getting several
heads of lettuce, which were marked
1t a sale price.
At sight Of the lettuce she thoush'
she was certainly getting a bargain
After selecting several choice heads
,he carried them TO the clerk. When
ne attempted to weigh the heads E
nterfered-
..oh." she said. Il thought they
we're six cents head"
II beg your pardon, miss answered
the clerk. keeping back his laugh
this is cabbage
well. of all things. / didn't know
the difference" and she disgustediy
exchanged the cabbage for the desired
observation-disclosures
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07
WILLOW cRREk

Mrs. L. H. Patton and son. Earl
were Sunday visitors at the home o.
Mrs. Patton's parents, In Ontario
the occasion being Mrs. Berry's 7stf
| birthday.
Mrs. VIII Howard and Mrs. Elsi'
Elan visited one day last week In
Homedale.
Mrs. Tom Williams, Mrs. Della
Lewis, Miss Mabel woodward and
Miss Vivian Hart motored to Home
Oregon, Tuesday. They report good
crop Of peaches there.
Miss Helen Kellar of Payette was
out Sunday to visit her sister, Mrs
Ed Patton.
Byron Elan and family and Roy
Elan visited the John Elan home at
New Plymouth Sunday.
Mrs. Bisbee and children were ov-
er from Lime, oregon, last week.
w. F. Stirm and family were Sun
day guests of w. E. Stfrm.
Mrs. Dean Smith visited Mrs. AL
bert Coates Wednesday.
Howard Coates and family and
Clarence Coates spent Sunday at the
Earl Coates home.
Miss Gladys Schutt will teach the
Bolton school this year.
John Elan and George Van Bur-
are down from Boise.
w. F. Stirm was buying cattle in
Parma last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Drinkwine
called at the Windle and George
Coates homes Sunday.
Frantz Gissel came in Sunday
from Portland for visit with his
uncle, Soran Gissel.
B. D. Mcintyre and wife were
Payette visitors Saturday.
Mrs. Ernest Kirk and daughter.
Hazel, were Payette visitors Satur-
day.
W. F. Stirm and Vance Whining
ton were in Payette Monday.
Mrs. George Coates and baby re-
turned Thursday after three weeks
stay in the mountains.
Elmer Keller and wife OF Payette
visited home folks Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. B. Coates visit
ed the Earl and Albert Coates fami=i
lies Friday.
Mrs. w. A BriHkwine called on
Mrs. Jasper Rowe Sunday.
Willow creek bible class met at
the Arthur Price home Sunday. Rev.
Gatchel gave an interesting talk on
Palestine as II Is today. which was
enjoyed by all. Ice cream and cake
were served at close Of the meet
ing. The next meeting. Sunday. Aug
ust II, will be at the Lee Boyd
home. Everybody invited.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. 2. Arment. VIM.
Mark and Nm. Hale took supper at
the. Earl Hurd home Thursday.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07

linda Precht came over from Boise
! to spend the week end with Mr.. and
Mrs. H. Precht.
/ Lille Hageman is in Weiser this
week visiting the Callahan girls.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. p. Lattig d
Bayard Lattig and wife left Tuesday
for an outing in the hills.
Gertrude Lesh spent the week end
in town with Mrs. Guy Cockerum.
NJ. Copeland and wife and B. c..
Blakesley and family of Fruitland
visited at the c. P. Lattig home Sun
day night.
All interested in Sunday school
work will meet at the school house
in district No. 9 at 1870 Sunday
morning. Come and help organize
Sunday school.
A. J. Shearer, Queena and George
Of Caldwell visited Mrs. Tom Mog-
gridge last Sunday.
The Klick-a-Tat and Jolly Six
clubs had joint meeting on Cahill
lawn Friday afternoon, entertaining
in honor of Mrs. II. Hewett, a for
mer member. The guests enjoyed
500 until refreshments were served
-'icoNo kotOLtiCl anu Adlllll WtIt
hostesse3.
The Baer and Oster families spent
Sunday ON Bear creek. They report
fishing poor.
Alma Reimers is home from Pay
cite lakes where she spent several
days.
A series of dinners were given for
Mrs. Gus Conrad last week Mrs. F. !
Baer was hostess Thursday; Mrs. F. /
Specht, Friday; Mrs. W. Fisher of
Plymouth, on Saturday. Mrs. Con-
rad left Sunday for Emmett, and
then back to Bliss the following Mon I
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Shafer. re-
turned Monday from a two weeks /
trip to Salem and vicinity.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Fee, accom-
panied by Bernice Fee of Boise left
for Payette lakes.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07
No. 844
ALIAS SUMMONS

! In the District Court of the Sew
enth Judicial District of the State
OF Idaho, in and for the County OF
! Payette.
Henry j. Puchert, Plaintiff,
vs..
Marvin. VI. Hurst, Una L. Hurst, B.
w. Grover, Mary j Hallock, John
Rands, J. d. Walker, the Farmers
State Bank, corporation; ]. A.
Mcmillan and Emily Mcmillan,
husband and wife,
Defendants.
The State of Idaho Sends Greet
ms to the above named defendants.
You are hereby notified that a
complaint has been filed against you
In the District Court of the Seventh
judicial District of the State of Ida
no, In and for the County of Payette,
by the above named plaintiff, and
you are hereby directed to appear
and answer the said complaint with
in twenty days of the service of this
summons if served within said ju-
dicial district, and within forty days
II served elsewhere; and you are fur
Their notified that unless you so ap-
pear and answer said complaint
within the time herein specified, the
plaintiff will take judgment against
you as prayed in said complaint.
Said action is instituted to fore
close that certain mortgage dated
June 18th. 1922, executed by Mar
vim NJ. Hurst and Una L. Hurst, hus-I
band and wife, to Henry ]. Puchert,
and recorded on the 25th day of
July. 1922, in office of the county re-
corder of Payette county, Idaho, in
Book of Mortgages at page 1881
thereof, which said mortgage was
given to secure the payment of one
promissory note upon which there is
now due and unpaid the sum of ST.
600, together with interest thereon
at the rate of per centum per an
mum from the 18th day of June.
1923. For further particulars seel
the said complaint on file. as afore-l
said.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said district court this 9Th day of
July. A. d. 1924.
tSeal) LILLIAN WILSON,
Clerk of District Court.
Norris & Sutton, Residence and
Postoffice address, Payette, Ida
no. Attorneys for Plaintiff.
First July 31-last Sept.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07
Made Surveying Easy

American museum biologists on
their recent third Asiatic expedition
in Mongolia. in making topograph-
teal survey of the regions through
which they passed were aided oy
stone monuments built by Mongois 10
represent prayers to Buddhs, Almost
every bill was crowned with one OF
these prayer-monuments, so that the
ms, makers could sight their instru-
ments upon the very same spot every
time they used the hill in triangula-
ton.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07
Add-Proof Paper

+, A new product. flexible as SIX ana
as glass, has been devei-
ooed BY 4 secret process. After years
al experimenting this discovery mas
come and 1t Is likely to open new
Add in the paper industry. 1t is man.
uf.ctured In various thicknesses. ana
can be wound In rolls 50 that consum-
ar, may cut It into required lengths
Il burns less readily than o'her papei
and is not affected BY acid alkan o.
oxidizing agents
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07
A4ar-Agdr

Arar-agar is a peariy white, shlny
product invaluable TO medical research
10 the hyspital, to the kitchen. to the
cotton mill. and to the brewer As
culture medium for bacteria II is I'M
rtyaled. for It is the only gelatinous
substance that can stand the neces-
sary temperatures.
The newest industry Of Los Angeles
IN the manufacture of agar-asar' ana
the process Of manufacture takes
II hours.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07
Bonaparte Saves PGris

Once again the muaicipal govern
ment Of Paris IL blessing the name OF
"the little Corsican bandit. one OK
Napoleon's nicknames. 1t seems tnat
Bonaparte In his day, for inecrufaois
reasons Of his owh, passed Z law pro-
hibitinR the too Elarins iliumination
Of Paris streets. This old law. never
repealed Of course, according to Gus
tom in democratic countries. has been
called In now, when there are pro-
tests against the creation OF Ereat
white way in the neisborhood Of the
Opera. During the past fsw years
that vicinity Of historic moaune.ts
has begun to look like Broa6wAy With
It's myrtads OF electric bulAt THIS
i not TO the taste as the far4sians,
xh6 ike q subdued mellow Hight. at
least near the Opera. And fortunate
" BoaAparte came to their aid
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07
Payette Oregon Slope


Miss Maud Culp was entertained
at the Las home Tuesday.
Messrs and Mesdames t. E. and
]. F.. Holloway spent Sunday with
relatives in Whitley Bottom.
Henry Raby and family visited at
Walter Davis home Sunday.
Miss Milly Merdhorst is visiting
her sister, Mrs. Lackey,
Harry Spicer and family, Clarence
Purcell and Perry Rudd spent Sun
day at the Walter Rudd home.
Mr., and Mrs. Stevens and daugh-
ter Betty spent Sunday and Monday
at New Meadows.
/ John Bartsche and wife entertain
ed at dinner Sunday in honor of Mr.
and Mrs. John Haverfield. Covers
were laid for John Haverfield and
family, Mrs. Chas Warren and OAR
lene, Mr.. Coleman, Frank Wisdom
and family, Misses Leila, Nettie and
Mary Bartsche and the host and hos
tess.
Constance johnson is spending the
week with Mrs. Robert White.
Milton Porter and, wife visited ov-
er the week end with relatives in
Weiser.
Louis Davis is ON the sick list at
the present writing.
Frank Joseph has been suffering
with a badly infected foot.
Mrs. Wallace of Nyssa is visiting
her daughter, Mrs Wesley Crow
Charles Holton and wife of Cald-
well spent the week end with Mrs
Dan Lindsey
Irwin Fuller, former resident of
the Jefferson district, stopped over
between trains TO visit at the Paul
Joseph home and call on some old
neighbors. Mr.. Fuller is now county
agent at Henry, Illinois.
Archie Wolf and wife spent last
week with Sam Hill and wife.
The Park baseball boys won in
close game with the AMERICAN lie
gion team by score of 10 to 8.
Perry and Girard of the Payette
league team played with the Legion
h9ys, So Park feels that their play
ing wasn't SO bad.
Anita johnson spent Sunday and
Monday with Maxine and Mildred
Miller.
Louise. Miriam and George Davis
entertained the young people of the
slope at their home Wednesday eve
ming. A pleasant time was spent.
Charles Las and sister. Miss Jes-
sic, spent Sunday at the R. D. Rog-
ers home in North Payette
Elizabeth Davis returned to her
home in Boise Monday after a visit
with her cousins, Miriam and Louise
Davis.
Miss Leila -Bartshe went to Baker
Sunday evening for a visit with her
sisters, Mrs. Warren and Mrs. Mac
kenro.
The Park Improvement. program
committee held two enjoyable meet
ings the past week in the homes of
Mrs. o. F. Wilkn and Mrs. W. l..
Davis,
Miss Christine Frazier visited her
friend, Miss Nellie Bartshe, Sunday.
Robt. VanHorne and family were
Sunday dinner guests at the P. NJ
Boals home
Ruby and zelda Johnson spent
several days last week at the John
Blue home - - a
Crystal Benson, whe has been Wis
itins at the Milton Potter homo the
past several weeks, returned to her
home in Weiser Saturday
Mr.. Coleman and Mrs. Chas. War
rem and daughter motored from Ba-
ker Saturday evening and spent Sun
day at John Bartshe home
Mrs. Robt. VanHorne received the
sad message Monday of the Death OF
her father at The family home in
Ohio MI Lear was Sc years old hut
had been in fairly good health. Pep
pie of the slope extend their sincere
sympathy to Mrs. VanHorn who is SO
far from relatives at this sad time.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07

Wanted to lease-Small farm not
over 60 acres, with pasture for or
s cows. Few acres in hay. Would
like to take possession Sept. LIST
c. C. Cooper. 1924 1st Ave. South.
Payette,
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07

For Sale-Ivory wicker baby car
riage. Mrs. Howard Anderson, phone
10S-5M.
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07

For sale-watermeIons and can
teloupe.. any time nights and Sun
DAYS, North OF Michael Harris place
Az miles north of Payette. J31t2
Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1924-08-07

For Rent-Nice room house
small pasture. family orchard and
berries. Barn. garage and other 59il-
dings. Sixth Avenue saatn. can
s72sA, II
The Washington times., 1924-10-04
MIDDLECLASS
ELODRAMA

When Little Sister dressed the
dog up In mothers new hat and
When the groom opens the UNI
brella for the first time since the
wedding and is shower with rice.
When father tried to cut jun
Tors hair.
When you suddenly realize
baby has been quiet for ten long
minutes.
When you forget to VAIN your
visitor that the porch chairs had
been painted.
The day the puppy chewed up
your best pair OF shoes.
The first time you come in the
house after the family has gone
to the country.
When Nom made you wear
your new suit to school.
The Washington times., 1924-10-04
CRACKLINGS

Don't stay In a restaurant un-
I'll dawn breaks The waiter will
be sure to put it on your bill.
Where there's will there's
relative.
The man who advertised ''ten-
minute walk Ifrom the station,
must have worn seven league
boots.
A small boy rarely feels the
hurt Of conscience until he feels
the ache from that dish Of dough.
a golfing fiend without his putter
Is like hot toast without the
butter.
Many q man has been thrown
Over-into another girls arms.
Jealousy Is 80 much excess
ballast on the sea Of matrimony.
The buzz at a feminine bridge
party would put any bee hive to
shame.
Il still requires courage to ask
the grocer II he has any bananas.
The Washington times., 1924-10-04


try some Of it, and in 4 veryfew days
time began to feel better. In two
weeks / hardly knew myself and after
taking g coupleof bottles more / was
up and helping around, and now / am
strong and healthy again and am stilI
taking it. Its q pleasure for me TO
write this to you, and hope that many
other women who are suffering like /
was win find out about your medicine.
! will give any Information / possibly
can. " - Mrs. JAMES WILEE, 9SS p,
Center Street, Rochester, Minnesota.
Remember, the Vegetable / Com.
pound has record of fifty years Of
success among American women.
Lydia e. Pinkharn's Private Text
Book viii be sent you free upon re-
quest. Write to the Lydia E Pinkharn
Medicine Company, Lynn, Mssa.
The Washington times., 1924-10-04
IT'S A CIR EAT
LIFE
By Les COrlSIin.

~ TRAW HATS are fading and
vacation romances soon WIN.
The schoolhonse = now the
burning ambition of every HucIkles
berry Finn.
The oId-fashionsd girI W.
lovely. but the modern Harper y
more Iovable.
The new IAN evening gowns
are lower IL the neck and higher
IN the price.
Tough.
Mighty beautiful woman you
were talking 10 yesterday.
You said ltnarvelous figure,
brains q swell dresser, and highly
accomplished z,
Why don't you take nsr out
more often
She's III love with her llus.
band; can you beat Il
Our idea Of d martyr a q man
who works overtime at the of,
flee 70 make money Tor his wife,
and then gets accused OF taking
his 9tenograpter out To dinner.
Couldn't Keep 10.
Il we ever have woman Fresi-
dent. what win happen to the
Secret Service?
Ambitions.
The ban player to be sport.
Ing writer.
The sporting writer 10 b =
ball player.
a young man and his sweetie
were applying for & marriage
license in Utopia. The prospec-
tive bridegroom extracted q 81
bill from his wallet.
Have either 81 you been mar.
ried before2" inquired the clerk.
M" replied the n1ystifIed
couple in unison.
Then It viii cost you only d
dollar, beamed the clerk; '.spes
cial terms for beginners, you
know"
Remember, girls, as q last re-
sort you can always reduce BY
getting g fever.