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The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

To Cure a Cold In One Day
Take Laxative BROMO QUININE Tab
let's. The box bears the signature OF II
w Grove, 30c.-Advertisement.
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Do Heavy Meals
Begin to Tell ?
Follow Your Meals With Stuart's
Dyspepsia Tablets. They Give
Stomach the Alkaline Effect
That Prevents Gassiness
and Sour Risings.

Those old-time husky eaters often
fall down on a glass of milk or a
doughnut, the stomach is heavy, flln
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17
SHOOTS SELF IN HEAD

SheTbyviIle Man CO units Suicide Fol.
lowing Separation From Wife.
BD UHife1 Press
sHELBYVILLE, Ind. Jan, 17.-s
Following separation from his wife.
Isom Morning, ., killed himself with
a revolver shot in the head at the
home Of his sister Mrs. Glenn Waters
Morning is survived by his wife
Mr. end Mrs VIII Morning. the par.
enIs; brother and two sisters.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17
CIVIL WAR VET DIES

A. j. Fryberger. 8. Was Former Sher-
if of Hamilton County.
RU Times Special
NOBLESVILLE. Ind. Jan IA
j Fryberger. SO, died Wednesday
night. He served three years in the
Civil War. was sheriff of Hamilton
County one term. twelve years county
truant officer, d a charter member
of the local G. A r
The children surviving are William
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

The Shenandoah commander had
just finished his trick" and was
eating supper in the officers quar-
ters when the craft broke from her
moorings.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17
ALL WOMEN
Who WORK
Should Knowhow this Worker was
Made Strong and Well by LydiaE.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

81 was nervous and weak and was
not regular. also had pains fire.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

with gas. is sour and woefully dyspep-
tic. Truth Is. 1t had just such attacks
always. but they didn't last. Now the
stomach needs help and the best thing
you can do is to fortify your meals with
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets. They give
the stomach the alkaline effect. they
help 1t to digest food, they give IL ma
tsrials to do this with. they absorb the
gsA, stop acidity, relieve pressure and
IA matter whether II Is pork and cab
bage, pie and cheese, sausages and
buckwheats or steak and onions, your
stomach works without distress and you
have none OF those troubles due to in
digestion or dyspepsia. Get 60-cent
box Of Stuart,s Dyspepsie Tablets at
any drtig store. Then eat and be merry.
advertisement
The Indianapolis times., 1924-01-17

when the Children Cough. HuA
MusteFols on ThrOats and Chests


Musterols on ThrOats and Chests
No telling how soon the symptoms
may develop into spasmodic Group, or
worse And then's when you're glad you
have q jar of Musterole at hand to give
prompt relief. II does not blister.
As first aid, Musterole Is excellent.
Thousands Of mothers know It, You
should keep Jar ready for instant use.
It is the remedy for adults, too. Re-
lieyes sore throat, bronchitis, tonsilitis,
spasmodic Group. stiff neck. neuralgia,
headache, congestion, pleurisy, rheuI1a-
or Joints. sprains, sore muscles, chill
blains, frosted feet and colds OF the
chest (it may prevent Pneumonia).
To Mothers: MusteroIe IL also
made in milder form for babies
and small children. Ask for Chil~
dren's Musterole.
35c and Csc, jars
and tubes.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
Science

There have been a number Of ex-
petitions recently to the interior Of
Yucatan. Mexico. 10 study the an
cient Maya civilization. S. K 10th
rop Of the Carnegie Institution has
Just published the result Of one
Of these expeditions, which he led
Maya civilization begins earlier than
1000 B. c. It existed down to the
time Of the Spanish conquest, but
was rapidly falling into decay a:
that time through the supremacy Of
the Aztecs.
The expedition found the ruins Of
eleven large cities and thousands Of
monuments, with sculptures and
painted friezes. On the east coast
of Yucatan are the ancient Maya
cities of Tulum and others that
furnish much evidence Of a civiliza-
ton of high order.
There are many points Of sim
ilarity between Asiatic and Egyp-
tian civilization and the Magyar. One
instance is found in the Magyar sculp-
lures Of; elephants, discovered !
places where the symbol denoted
power or authority. This was sim
liar to the use of the elephant sym
Dol in India
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
CIUTCHTNG AT A STRAW

F ONE evidence that Ed Jackson Republican
nominee for Governor is slipping and slipping fast he
further than the of Clyde Wab G. o.
P State chairman appealing Republican voters not to scratch
their ballots on Nov f.
The principal part of the statement will bear repeang
CAS- talking frankly Walb said, II may properly
mind Republicans who for successful Coolidge Ad
resignation representation in the United States Senate
thing that has happened in other States twice in the last three
monhs-such vacancy would be filed by the Governor of this
State. Naturally Democratic Governor would appoint Dem
Ocratc Senator and Republican Governor might be relied
select Senator of his political faith"
points Republican majority in the
slender and that therefore, chances should be taken
So Mr.. Wab thinks that despite opposition to jackson by
many Republicans well the Democrats and Progressve
nc should be elected because possible that of hale
and hearty United States Senators might die and appoint
ment would be necessary.
Wab asks Republicans not to scratch Jackson despite his
display of poor udgmento say the leastn his Endorsement
OF the notorious R. L. Dolng Company despite his connection
with the Invisible Empire and despite his other
comings.
Nobody going take that kind of argument very
rousy The of Indiana have made up their minds
elect Dr. Carleton McCuoch Governor Party lines being
accomplish his election because the great
jority of the voters know he is qualified.
The only significance that be attached the Wab argu
has do with the obvious fact that admission
desperation.
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4. B. CS.
By HAL COCHRAN

Every little youngster knows the
famous A. B, c that the teacher
harps on daily in the school. I mean
the kind that start with A and end
with X. Y, 2. You have them in
your lessons as a rule.
But. do you know the modern
brand; the brand that means so
much? Just study them and think
them over twice. They're worthy Of
your thought If you can get the
proper touch and realize they're
based on good advice.
The A stands for Always do as
Mon and Daddy say, and Ask no
questions 'cept when you're in
doubt. They'll always gladly tell
you why they want each thing its
way and It never gets you any
where TO pout.
The B means Be considerate Of
grown-ups that you know. Beware
Of being selfish or unkind. Be mind
full OF the fact that you are young
until you grow and YOU will be
much happier you'll find.
The c means Cause your mother
and your father TO be GLAD. Console
them with caresses. if you please.
Then also catch the meaning OF the
lesson you have had, that's taken
from the modern a B C's.
Copyright, 1924. NEA Service. Incl
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
WALL STREET SQUEALS

TIE National City Bank of New York that huge nterna-
ona banking organization whose has become al
Synonymous with Wall Street publishes monthly review
nominaly devoted to a survey of business conditions
But this months review just issued nearly
of its twenty pages attack La Toilette ticket
argument that everything fine it and that nothing
should be changed
nOnpartisan argumentso far the two old parties
concerned. Wall Street isn't of
them But is rghy agated the prospect
Of voters getting from the folds of the Democratic
Republican parties and into the ranks of the Toilette sup
pOrters.
The attempt to radical party in this country by
gathering together all the varied and nondscrp elements
dissent which be found any society," and of ensng
by temporary and different inducements important
ties being under conditions unusually favorable says
the National City Banks review.
Then the review tries to show that the La Toilette
ment socialistic which it decidedly not
which cOncusivey demonstrated during La Foette
mnraons Governor of Wisconsin when nothing approach
ing Socialism proposed In fact City Bank
always refers the La Toilette ticket depte
the fact that until very recently the Republicans very
thankful whenever they could Foees support as
Republican, and the Democrats very iubian
accomplishments of the Democratic Senator Wheeler
Naturally pays 80 per of the expenses
parties Wall Street publicly maintains nonparsan attitude
between the Democrats and Republicans And naturally
it shocked when after footing the bills prospect
that enough will escape to make those
penditures futile.
And also very naturally the National City Bank doesn
devote fifteen pages of its monthly business arguing
against political unless the very real
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
Giggling

RI SMALL boy at Gosport, Ind,
| a giggled in the midst of a
music lesson, and the
teacher whipped him. The boys
parents charged her with assault
and battery, to which she pleaded
guilty before the Justice of the peace.
And was fined.
Giggling in the school room is
hazardous.
On an instructor rubbed raw by
the stubborn inertia of small boys a
smoker may be the spark to provoke
u pyrotechnic display of temper.
A misplaced litter may blast a poll
tician, wreck a family. or upset a
kingdom.
For the hearer always suspects
that every giggle has a meaning of
it's own. And that is ridicule Of him
or his personal appearance. 1t may
be nothing but an involuntary action
yet the auditor frequently takes 1t
as an insult.
A man may posses poise, GOODNESS
and courage. But let him sit in
front Of a bevy of snickering school
girls-and soon he possesses nothing
but a wilted collar. inflamed ears,
and large, hot, puffy hands. IIe is
embarrassed.
Because he imagines he is the OBJ
ject Of their merriment.
A hearty laugh is infectious. 1t
brightens the whole day. A chuckle
warns. But a giggle curdles the
milk of human kindness.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
Nature

The only way to capture a young
rhino is TO kill the mother first And
then you have to reckon with the
avenging spirit Of the younGster.
He is no coward and puts up a big
fight.
There ara five species Of rhinocer-
os. TWO are African and three In.
dian
The African elephant has never
been trained as the Indian one has
been. 1t is claimed his great size
has much to do with this, also the
cost OF feeding such a whale" OF a
fellow A medium sized elephant
weighs three tons
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
RNOO0TS
IN SSdA -

III LETTER written by Homer
| al ". Borst. executive secretary
LII Of the indianapolis Com
munlty Fund, to Chief Rikhor calls
attention to street beggars.
There Is no excuse for begging on
the streets Of the city, declares Mr..
Borst, for the social organizations
Of the Community Fund are able to
provide needed relief.
Which is probably true. But street
begging seeks no excuse. It's a
learned profession.
And Indianapolis has n few emil
nent practitioners on It's downtown
streets Some with nothing but a
crippled limb. Others vending triflcs
such as lead pencils and gum. But
the number is not large.
Perhaps this indicates n high de
gree OF prosperity-or the reverse.
For, while local begging talent IS
most active in periods Of depression,
the true postgraduate mendicant
works the boom towns, oil fields and
mining camps, where flows the easy
money.
Dispensing aims, with the result
ant enlargement Of the heart, gives
a pleasant sensation. Nevertheless
Mr.. Borst's warning is timely And
the citizen approached by a street
beggar should give the rascal a cold
hard look, ana walk away-after
buying a lead pencil.
For that's our human way. We
try to be impersonal and efficient IN
charity, but a manned or crippled
unfortunate arouses our compassion
And our compassion Is the beg
CARS stock in trade.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
BY GAYLORD NELSON
T Cifty Falls State Park met
\ RECENTLY the northwest States

LIT Clifty Falls State Park met
| Al recently the northwest States
L. division of the United States
Society of Foresters. Richard Lie
Der, director Of the department Of
conservation, spoke.
Referring to the appreciation in
Indiana of the need of reforestation.
sportsman, the poet, the camper,
after ALL make up a vast throng to
whom life without woods, shrubs and
trees means very little"
Trees are truly our friends.
They supply lumber, fortunes, and
products of practical utility. Also
intangible products of no less
ultimate value.
To the poet and painter inspira-
ton.
And to ~the plain man, who is
neither timber baron nor artist, en-
1oyment. He may not know an OAK
from a poplar. But he. knows that
a landscape denuded Of trees is
dead unlovely and uninviting. A
region to be hurried through, not a
place to make home.
Much Of the beauty Of Hoosier
cities is in their trees. The bank
may be an imposing heap Of Bedford
stone; the newest movie house a
succeed Arabian nights dream
They are soon FORGOTTEN.
But long fingers the memory Of
quiet streets, carpeted with russet
and crimson, with their old trees
through whose arched branches
splash the October sunbeams, sprin-
king the passerby with golden
shreds and patches.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
Tongue Tips

Bishop w. n. Ainsworth, Meth
odist Church: "a League Of Ma
tons has monopoilzed the outlook
Of the world and enlarged the
horizons Of all human expectations,
and Americas absence is a crime. -
Thomas r. Marshall ex-Vice
President: "Loafng does not always
rejuvenate the zest Of man for his
daily work. It often takes a diff
ferent kind Of work to send a man
back to his regular task refreshed
in body and mind"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21

T~ COUNCILMAN OTTO RAY has
introduced an ordinance pro-
- hibiting unnecessary locomo-
tive noises within the city limits.
There is merit in the proposal. A
locomotive usually springs to boi-
sterous activity at eventide. From
then on its splinters the Silly
watches OF the night into a million
sharp fragments with shrilnng whis.
tie and changing bell
But locomotives do not cause all
the racket that suhmerges the city
in tumultuous sound waves.
Street cars. trucks. automobiles
with open cutouts,. newsboys, and
the whine OF spent dimes. all con-
tribute 10 make silence" an obso-
lete word in the city vocabulary.
Much Of the noise Is unavoidable.
Steel, stone and concrete, not India
rubber. form the skeleton Of mu-
nicipal life.
Some might be suppressed.
Even then few city dwellers will
make the personal acquaintance
with the deep sleep Of oblivion. TX
cept in death. And then probably a
street car with eight square wheels
and screeching axles will continual
ly pass the cemetery.
We are accustomed to the city's
uproar Complete absence Of noise
would torture our ear drums We
are content TO let the word silence
become obsolete.
For we prefer 70 live In Indian
apolis with ali its Earring clamor.
We don't yearn for the mellow har-
monies OF the harps in that bright
place over vonder.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21

BY c. A. L.
Speaking about capacity for pun
ishment. Pete, the porter. says he
went to sleep in the chair while a
dentist was filing his teeth.
When a travelling man in the
restaurant next door told a waitress
his doughnut had a tack In it, the
girl said; well. I declare, the ambi-
tious little thing imagines it IS a
flivver tire!"
My idea Of nothing worth look
ing at " said a man in the end chair
this morning, is a man who Is
laughing in spite of himself"
NEXT
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KnOzO Indiana

What was the treatment Of thir-
teenth amendment in Indiana?
Joint resolution in 1865 won by
only one vote in the Senate. The
amendment freed the slaves.
Who were the grangers?
Members of agricultural societies
When was the first State fair?
Feb. II, 1851.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
Tom Sims Says

In New York a boy died from eat
ing face cream. and we hope this is
a warning against petting parties.
Dresses, they say, are getting
shorter to match bohbed hair, so
here's hoping they never shave their
heads.
Chicago prisoners are kicking
about the way the place is run, and
1t really is said TO be too combining.
Every man says the country will
go 10 the dogs If he isn't elected, but
it never has come true.
All the good men are not dead.
From the suits filed, autoistS run
across a few now and then.
Breaking a mirror is seven years
bad luck and breaking a law may
be seventy years worse luck.
In Boston, a neighbours rent was
cut because the landlords baby
cried at night. Alta babyi
Some business men travel around
so much when they do eat at home
they look for the menu.
Two heads of bobbed hair to run
your fingers through may often be-
much safer than one.
Bad news from London. People in
one English town eat six meals a
day, which is more ike one long
meal.
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, rnc.)
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
On the Kiddie's List

On the Kiddie's List
who do you like best?"
Mother"
"Who next?"
Little sister,"
"Who next?"
aunt"
Dad SEATED in one corner of the
room-"Well, dearie, when do I
come INF"
"At 2 o'clock in the morning" -
Whiz Bang.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
Glue. Too

I'm recent years" the report con-
tinues. manufacturers have become
active competitors of cheese makers
lin buying casein. Hence is II used
as a glue and also as a binder IN
making glazed paper. in dyeing cot
ton cloth and in piecing together
Illuminated furniture"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
Too Late for Brother

Nurses, blackberries don't have
legs, do they?"
"Of course not. dear"
Then Oswald's eaten caterpil-
lar. London Passing Show.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
Dads Weakness

It understand that your father
said that If he found me here again
he would kick me out of the door"
"Oh, don't mind that, fathers
punting is wretched. Dartmouth
Jack o'Lantern.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21
ATTORNEY
IS OUT FOR
LA TOILETTE
Jurist Says He viii Vote to
Return Power to
People.
BY S. S. ROBERTSON,

prominent Pittsburgh Attorney
ri AM for Mr.. La Toilette for
u various reasons, the most
important Of these, to me
at least, being that he favors the
restoration to the people of certain
powers which have been usurped,
privilege in the administration Of
! the Government.
Instead Of being the enemy of the
Constitution, he is it's sincere friend.
His aim is by direct constitutional
action to restore power to the peo-
pie to deal with matters strictly
within the sphere Of political action.
those let us say. for example, which
are ameliorative Of social conditions,
while leaving matters legilistic in
their nature as now to the courts.
To Overthrow System
And in addition ne aims to over
throw the bad system, daily growing
worse, of the control by privileged
classes Of the machinery of gov
eminent.
Every intelligent person knows
that many questions arising out Of
the Constitution had TO be settled
some way. Those questions as they
occurred in our early history, as it
mostly happened, were purely ques-
tons Of the meaning Of the legal
document which we call the Con
stitution, and these found their way
very properly into the courts and
were determined, not always with
out arousing passion on the outside.
But the atmosphere Of the court
was calm and history has indicated
the courts.
New Questions
But in modern times other ques-
tons have arisen which many OF
us regard as not falling within the
legal arena, but as properly belong
ing within the field Of political
science and political action and
these also the courts have under
taken to deal with and thus. as we
say. to take away that independence.
within their own peculiar field OF
action, OF the representatives Of the
people in their Congress.
We must clean up all around. We
must get together somehow to en-
force law and order and to see that
the peoples money IS spent FOR their
benefit
The old parties seem to be incur
ably demoralized.
For the public reasons I have in
dicated I am FOR Mr.. Ia Toilette, and
I would be for him. for he would be
rendering a public service thereby.
il no other result OF his campaign
should be achieved than the awaken
Ing Of the old parties to a con
seriousness OF their moral duty
toward this. which should In truth
be Gods country.
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t.al.--Editor.
What are the best bees to pro-
duce honey?
The Italian bee or the CarnioIan
bee.
What does Nuskingum mean?
Moose-eye rivera Delaware In
dian word
Do all species OF deer in this
country lose their horns every
year?
Yes. all species OF North Amer.
lean deer lose their horns every year.
This occurs during the months of
January, February. March, and
sometimes in April. The entire horn
falls off. and a new horn begins to
form.
How can I remove burnt pud-
ding from an aluminium PAM
First put hot soapy water in the
pan and let it soak. Renew the
water from time 70 time. This Will
soften the burnt particles. After
ten or twelve hours, scrape the bot
torn with a clothespin or wooden
spoon. Get as much of the burnt
substance off as possible; then scour
the pan with one of the advertised
aluminium cleaners, or with plain
steel wool. IL all Of the particles
DO not come off, try soaking it again
and repeat the securing process.
What IS the gold in a twenty
dollar gold piece worth?
Just twenty dollars.
What is the average depths Of
the Pacific and Indian Oceans?
The average depth OF the Pacific
is 1890 feet, and that Of the Indian
Ocean $4,000 feet
Who was the Pope imprisoned
by Napoleon?
Pope Plus VII. He was held cap
tive for nearly two years in the
Palace Of Fontainbleau.
Which is the highest mountain in
the Rockies, and how high is It?
Pixies Peak, 14,1oS feet, is the
highest.
Did a negro accompany Perry
on the expedition that reached the
North Pole?
Yes. and was with Peary on the
last dash to the Pole.
When. where and by whom were
clocks first manufactured in this
country?
In Connecticut, about 1900, by Ell
Terry.
Did Connecticut ever have two
capitals?
Yes. from 1901 to 1873 New Haven
and Hartford were Jointly capitals.
Which is the best way to clean
the heads of golf clubs?
Clean and polish them with steel
wool and flour emery.
How many citizens Of voting
age were there in the United
States in 1920, and how many
actually voted?
There were in 1920, 1851 $50 men
and 26,759,952 women citizens of
voting age. The total popular vote
Tor all candidates of all parties for
presidential electors in 1920 was
26,674,171.
What IS the common name Of
Chenopodium anthelminticum?
Wormseed oil.
What can be done to restore to
use flour which has become
mouldy?
Nothing, 1t should be destroyed
and new flour stored in a cool dry
place. The cause Of mouldy -four Is
dampuess.
Can direct current be generated
with Alternating current; how does
A. C. change into D. c.; what is
meant by cycles in electricity?
Direct Current may be generated
with alternating. Alternating cur
rent may be changed to direct by a
rectifier, or by a motor-generator
set. In speaking of A. c.. 'cycle"
means the time for complete re-
versal of current.
Who was the founder of modern
theosophy?
A Russian named Madame Bla.
vatsky.
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Hubby the Brute

The young husband could eat no
more of his wifes dinner.
That's a pity" she said, "for If
you don't 1 shall have to give it to
the dog!"
yes, it is a phyllis such a nice
dog!"-Tit-Bits Nondon.)
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-21

THE NEWLYDISCOVERED comet is reported to be in
the right ascension which rob it of all political sgn
fcance, at least.