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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20
VASSALBOKO

NORTH--The Ladies Aid OF tne
Baptist Church will serve a cnlcn.n
pie supper at the vestry on IhT IT,
day, Nov. goth at 6 j. M. ~"
kitchen committee consists OF NJ
w. A. Lord, Mrs. Adm Shorey, VII aTi
Annie Adams, Mrs. y. w. klmO~ a.
and Mrs. Jeffery. COMMITTEES
tables, Mrs. Nellie Shorey' man
Bessie Lord. Miss Eleanor LyUSI
Miss Bernice Lyon. Mrs. 1e .Wss
Fisher, Mrs. Christine HAYES; w Nv
Helen kimball. Miss Evelyn husD ",s
Friends Of Miss Greta MaDIy shs
sorry to hear she is confined 70 Wv
house by illness. ..,s
There will be a vaudeVllle, ~
and social for the aid Ut st. Brlos n
Church of North Nassalbor0
Citizens Hall. North Nas5a'pO'"
Friday. Nov. n. ~,srs
There will be election oil o NAV
Of the Ladies Auxiliary, Iues'@s
evening Dec. End. =, .bs
The second entertainment OF
White Course will be held IN Cl''S'
Hall, Friday evening. Nov. 2S'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20
LITCHFIELD

Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Gowell and
daughter. Eta Gowell. was in Au-
gusta on business Friday.
Mrs. J. e. Stevens. Jr.. returned
from n. H., Saturday.
Philip and George Weston pur-
chased flock of sheep in Richmond
Friday.
Wilbur GowelI built an ice house
across Pleasant Pond for Raymond
Creamer of Gardiner.
Mrs. Eugene Purinton went TO
Freeport Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Bowley enter
tanned Sunday Mr.. and Mrs. f.. s.
Reynolds of Richmond. Mr. and Mrs.
w. Fl. Newell of Gardiner, Mr..
Smith of Waterville Mr.. and Mrs G..
+. Brann, Jr.. and family of West
Gardiner. Mrs. Mary Weston and
family.
Mrs. w. c. Bowley was the Sunday
guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Purin-
ton.
Arthur Newell and daughters were
the guest of his sister. Mrs. Clara
Hinekley last week.
Mrs. William Powers and grand
son. Henry Weston of Gardiner was
calling on friends and neighbors
Saturday.
Mrs. A. S. Trott went to Damari-
scotia Sunday where she will visit
her sister. Mrs. Alfred Huston for 2
weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. II. Adams of Bel
grade and Ruth Barber OF Randolph
spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. +.
N. Adams.
Mrs. N. w. Moore. Mrs. Leland
Gilman and Mrs. +. N. Adams went
to Lewiston last week by the way of
Richmond and Brunswick.
Miss Matte Andrews and Mace of
Wales spent the week end with their
aunt. Mrs. Ellen Frye.
Miss Maud Bartlett Of Allston.
Mass. who have been spending 3
weeks here. expects to return home
the latter part of the week.
Mrs. Eleanora Adams was very
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MORE ABOUT IT

The Maine Reports. 1914. contain
an important decision Affecting the
rights OF motorists. The evident dis
regard OF this by motorists Is OF such
common occurrence as to suggest
that tho public have forgotten al
about II.
The opinion. written by Justice
Smear. takes into consideration
the common knowledge, that all
! adults OF ordinary prudence do
not always Immediately do the
right thing, or exercise the hest
Judgment. in cases requiring
, quick thought and quick action"
I'm view OF this habit.
due to the inherent frailties OF
human nature. and the rule' OF
law, that the degree of dill
gcnce deemed in law sufficient
to constitute due care. is al
ways commensurate with the
danger to be avoided. II Is the
opinion Of the Court that the
driver OF an automobile In the
public highways. constantly trav-
elAd by pedestrians and teams
and occupied by children of all
ages. should. to establish due
care. exercise so high degree OF
. diligence in observing the rights
of a foot passenger or team when
approaching them, as to enable
him TO control Il. or stop IT X
. necessary. to avoid a collision,
which cannot be regarded as q
pure accident or due to contribu-
tory negligence.
"But It may be claimed that
this rule OF diligence renders the
operation Of automobiles inprac-
ticatle. II 30. let the business
stop"
There We have recognition Of hu.
man rights in our highways: where
else may we find It? Surely not
among oil the motorists, or among
the law enfcfcers In the degree de-
mandsd by this opinion Of the Court
Must three quarters or more Of thu
motorists penalize themselves to pro-
tect society from the unfit, or go on
making tho death-roll OF peace long.
er than that Of war?
Governor Cox OF Massachu-
settc, addressing the House OF
Governors at Jacksonville. Fla.
this week said: There Is no
question. I suppose, but that the
pedestrian has the primary and
chief right In the use OF our
highwaye. He has a right not
only to use them. but he il en-
titled to protection In such use,
and he 10 entitled, constructively,
at least. to use them without OBJ
etruction. Yet Il 10 seldom that
one can cross q city street today,
at Will while the toll OF highway
accidents has increased to appal-
I ling figures. Not only is the
| pedestrian in danger, but the or
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20
Harsh Measures for
Irish Border Smugglers

Londonderry, Ireland, Oct. Sl-A
+. by MaiD-The smuggling OF du'f
able goods from Londonderry ih'o
the Free State has latterly reacheu
such alarming proportions that fIes
State troops have been drafted TO tne
Donegal border In order to suppress
the traffic.
II this step does not suffice ~, y
proposed TO close certain roads WIZ
barbed wire to prevent the passas,,v
of merchandise until 1t is thorough,
examined, to empty all CARTS motor
and trains for such examination, "
forbid all traffic across the borue."
after five +. NJ. and to make q nv,
ough search of each person cfosS"s
the line o..
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20
"Soviet Faith"

washington PoSt)
Whatever may ultimately turn out
to be the truth about the notorious
Zinovieff letter which created such a
sensation in England. there can be
no doubt about one of the same Zinc
vieff's recent speeches, for 1T is au-
thentically reported in the soviet or
gan 'Pravda by happy CO.
incidence. means Truth" As Lord
Lee of Fareham has pointed out, IL
was made in advance of the treaty
between Great Britain and Soviet
Russia which Premier Macdonald
negotiated and signed. Said Mr.
Zinovieff:
II revolution comes in Eng
land we cannot promise Mac
ADonafd that we will. keep our
word regarding the payment Of
! interest and principal on this
loan. On the contrary. we prom
Use that we will break 1t. and
once more -pepudiate our debts,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20

although, unfortunately. we cam
not yet fix date for the Eng
lish revolution.
This throws a most interesting
light upon the later Zinovietf letter,
directing the organization of a revo-
luton in England. which Zinovieff
has tried to repudiate as q, forgery.
1t suggests the query whether a man
who pledges himself to the repudia =
tion of debts would greatly. hesitate
to repudiate a letter of his own writ
inc
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20

Unless you're told you may.
I'm sorry Old Red Rooster
You gave il all away
sang the pretty canary bird as the
old fowl stopped raking the leaves
to wipe his forehead with a faded
red bardanna handkerchief.
Didn't mean to. 1t just slipped
out" answered the Old Red
Rooster. Hope Uncle Lucky won't
send me away. | like to work for
him. He never stands around to
watch what I'm doing. Leaves me
alone to do what l like"
Then always do your best.
twittered the good little bird. AT
once the Old Red Rooster set TO
work and pretty soon there wasn't a
leaf on the lawn. although there
were plenty st'l clinging to the
boughs overhead waiting for Billy
Breeze to send them scurrying hither
and thither.
After making a bonfire and cart
ing away the ashes, the tired old
rooster put the rake away in the
Little Red Barn and strutted back
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20
ARTHUR TIFFIN

happily surprised Saturday evening"
when about Is of her relatives drop.
ped in to spend the evening. II
being the IS of November. she soon
discovered the nature of the party
A very pleasant evening was passed.
Mrs. Adams received Il number o
gifts and also IA birthday cake cover
ed with candles. Refreshments were
served.
Mrs. S. II. Tarr and daughter
Constance, spent Monday with MITE
+. n. Adams.
Mr.. and Mrs. X. T. True went 10
Gardiner Monday for a short stay
Miss Tibbetts of Augusta spent
the week end with EVELYN Small
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20

fertilizers at Highmoor show that
trees respond to applications of nj
trate and that phosphate and potash
applications are waste of money.
The nursery Investigations also
show that the trees which were large
as one year whips are also large two
year olds and the small one year
whips have resulted in small two
wear old trees
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20

II a policeman breaks a head. takes
the victim to the hospital where 1t is
mended and nobody pays the bill.
against whom should suit be
brought? That is question both
ering the mana gement of the Eastern
Maine General Hospital. Surely Che
hospital. as any other workman, is
worthy of its hire.
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The Building Situation

tBIddefOrd JOurnaIJ
It has been estimated that 1t would
cost $4,000. 100000 to completely re-
lieve the building shortage of this
country. Probably three-fourths of
this would be needed to fill the de-
mand for garages. filling stations and
hot dog booths,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20
MAINE GOSSIP
Ships That Come Home
BY Albert T. Reid

When my ship comes home! When my
ship comes home!
But shall l wait on shore
And dream of when my Ship comes
home
White sail and flashing oar?
I'm going to steer it home myself,
Not wait on land without it:
For no ones ship comes drifting in
Who only dreams about it!
When my ship comes home! When my
ship comes home.
Myself I'll fill the hold
Ill know that when my ship comes
home
With white sails flashing bold,
Twill bring the things l wish. Our
flag
To ocean winds we'll fling it,.
For each ones ship comes home at
last
If he helps Fate to bring it.
BY Mary Carolyn Davies.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20

Not all administrators Of law ex-
ercise power both to arrest and pun
ish. A West Virginia prohibition
agent appears to be an exception: he
arrested a bootlegger and then. be-
ing clergymen, performed his we'd
ding ceremony.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20

The Indian Summer Moon is in its
last quarter day.-Exchange-So is
the Indian Summer.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20

BETHLEHEM LODGE, NO. IS, z. &
A. NJ. Special communication Monday
evening, Nov. -. at $50 at Masonic
Temple. Installation of officers. All
sotourning BROTHERS cordially hHsy, invited IN
p. E. FULLER, Sec.
TRINITY coMMANDERY NO. z, X.
T. Stated conclave at Masonic Tenn
pie Friday evening, Nov. 81: at $50.
All sojourning fraters are cordially in
vited to be present.
II. CRAWFORD McILROY. E. G..
ALBERT NJ. PINGREE. Recorder.
ASYLUM LODGE. NO. 70. 3. o. o. r.
Regular meetings Friday at $50 +. NJ.
Nov. alst, First degree by Richmond
Androscoggin Lodge No. %. Supper
EDGAR W, FLETCHER. N. G.
ELLIS F. WALKER Sec'y.
JEPrHA ENcAMPMENT. NO. 8
of each month at $50. Patriarchal
oes'ee NOV FRED B. HALL. c.P.
G. S. PEASLEE. Scribe.
CANTON AUGUSTA. NO. 9. p. N.
Regular meeting every third Tuesday
EDGAR Nj. GAME, Capt.
A. n. DRUMMOND. Clerk.
G. A. r. THE REGULAR MEETING
OF Seth Williams Post No Is frst
Thursday OF each month.
GEO. E. GAY. Commander.
WILLIAM McDAvlD. Adjutant.
AUGUSTA LODGE NO. s64, e.P.o.E.
Regular meetings In the Elks Home.
Winthrop street the second and fourth
Thursdays of each month at s o'clock.
EARL HAYES, E. r.
HARRIS S. DAY. Sec.
mon-wed-th.tf
FORT WESTERN LODGE NEW
England Order Of Protection. No. $50,
meets in l. .. o. f. hail second and
fourth Thursday at 7.3o O'Clock. All
MRS. LAWRENCE coLGAN. Warden.
MRS. ALICE IL PIERPoNT. Sec'y.
Jnl0oodtf
N. e. o. p. KENNEsEc LODGE.
No. 25l. meets in c. A. r. hall the first
and third Tuesday evenings of each
month at 7S0 O'Clock.
CADDIE B. LOVEJOY. Warden.
B. +. SMITH. Fin. Sec.
MRS. EMMA +. HOWE. Rec. Sec.
tu-th-sat.
U.o.o.c. MORRILL, lcoMMANoERY
No. S26. Regular meetings second
ana IouTIH every
at $50 o'clock at Golden Cross hall.
BERTHA L. REDMOND. N. c.
w. f. CLOUGH. +. K. r.
tuth-sat.n
COURT PINE TREE NO. 90. FOR
esters of America, meets in Foresters'
hall the first and third Thursdays OF
each month at s o'clock.
HAROLD J. ALLARD. Chief Ranger.
JOHN J. WHITE. Fin. Sec.
4,tf he
AUGUST CAMP NO. 7400. M. w.
A. Regular meeting first and third
Thursday Of each month at G. A. II.
hall.
f. o. KNIGHT. Consul.
BERT l.. NICHOLAS. Clerk.
tu-th-sat.tf
QUEEN TEMPLE NO. 70 PYThiAN
Sisters. meets in K. of r. hall the sec.
ond and fourth Tuesday evenings Of
each month at 7.30 o'clock.
LUCY A. FOWLER. NJ. E. c.
CORA A. JONES. M Of r. and c.
tu-th-sat.tf
CAPITAL GRANGE. NO. 24s, q. OF
II. Meetings "a and 4th Saturday eve
nings of each month at G. A. r. hall.
A. b RIPLEY. w. NJ.
MRS. EMMA +. HOWE. Sec.
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CHINA
Mrs. Ella Fitzgerald

LAKESIDE DRIVE&-Mrs. Ella
Fitzgerald. wife of Fred Fitzgerald,
passed away at eight o'clock. Mon
day morning, after a long illness.
She was the daughter of the late
Mr.. and Mrs. c. II. Pope of Vassal-
boro. Beside her husband she is
survived by one daughter. Mrs. Lila
Cloves. one son. Lloyd Fitzgerald. n
brother. Herbert Pope and one
granddaughter, Lucille Cloves and
several nieces and nephews. Much
sympathy is felt for the bereaved
family. Funeral services will be
held from the home on Thursday at
two =. NJ.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jasper Crommett of
Deer Hill spent Sunday with MIR. and
Mrs. Wesley Morrell.
Mr.. Caswell of Windsor Is thresh-
ing grain for the farmers in this
vicinity.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Fitzgerald
of Waterville and Mrs. Flora Far
rington and Mr.. and Mrs. c. b.
Finley and children of Augusta,
were calling in town Sunday.
Mrs. Susie Clark and children and
Miss Thelma Butterfield were in
Waterville on Saturday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20
EASTERN STEAMSHIP LINES, INC.
BOSTON AND PORTLAND LINY
ExPHHSS PASSENGER AND
YREI0KT SERVICE


REDUCED FARE AND STATERooN
PRICES: TA1E 2.00-STATEROoMS
Sl.oo-81.So
Leave Portland Estate Pierl .Tuss.
days, Thursdays and Saturdays al
=. NJ
Returning leave Boston MONDAYS
Wednesdays and Fridays at 6 y. Nj
At Boston connection is made via
the Boston and New York Line az.
press freight steamers for New YORK
and points South and West.
MAINE STEAMSHIP LINE
PORTLAND, NEW YORK TREIGRq
SERVICE
Direct freight service between Port.
land and New York from the New
State Pier Portland. Maine. Sailinss
Tuesdays. Thursdays and SATURDAYS
each way.
Through rates and direct track con.
nections with Maine Central and
Grand Trunk Railroads.
Tel. 6e00
H. A. CLAY, Superintendent
State Pier, Portland
nov6dtf
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Editorial Comment
American Characteristics

Another American characteristic IS
readiness TO entrust the publfc's bus
mess to men that cannot run their
own
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20

Denmark is said to contemplate
disarmament-also a loan from Uncle
Sam. What about security?
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20

evening with dual meet with
Berlin n. H.. Y. NJ. {. A., swimmers
| at the Auburn tank.
= Wondering why he had to use sc
much OIL for, his oil burning furnace
q Bangor man investigated and
found that he was heating his neigh
boris house as we'll as his own. The
| neighbor had plumbers connect pipes
with the other mans oil furnace and
was enjoying heat free. The man
who owns the furnace says he will
take legal action to recover dam
ages.
Friends of the State Pier. and
they are many. had reason for feel
ing good at the activity prevailing
: there Tuesday, there being five
, steamers tied up handling freight
including the two boats of the
East steamship Co.'S fleet on the
westerly Side of the pier, says The
!; Portland Press Herald. Fully 800
longshorcmen were employed at the
pier yesterday, and the wage bill
run up well into tine thousands.
Maude L. Crabtree, a former Bel
fast girl, now of Boston, will be
among the chief contestants in the
score or more of distant relatives
who have decided to make a siren
uous contest over the allowance of
the will of the late Lolita Crabtree,
famous actress. The recent death
of Miss Crabtree and the disposal of
her large estate chiefly in charitable
- 60
est among relatives who claim a
portion of the estate.
The new issue of Bangor & ARGOS
took Railroad stock, acquisition of
which by Hornblower & Weeks Of
Boston. New York and Portland
constituted the sale of the control of
the road. was largely oversubscribed
when offered to the general public it
was stated at the Portland office of
the brokers Tuesday. Many applica-
tions for shares were received from
residents of this State it was said.
but just how many could not be told
Tuesday night. The stock has not
been delivered 20 the purchasers,
but it will be allotted on as nearly
Gn equitable a basis as possible.
When asked what he thought of
the action of the Associated BARRIERS
condemning Rudolph Valentino, and
pledging not to attend a showing of
his photoplays as long as he re-
mains bewhiskered thereby influence
ing the male population of America
to wear whiskers not only to their
Disagreement but to the injury OF
BARRIERS throughout the country, a
Lewiston barber declared he ap-
proved of the barber boycott.
while the popularity of hobs has
created new business for the bar
bars If whiskers should become
fashionable he asserted. at would
kill all the JOY the hobs have
brought. BARRIERS are like the rail-
roads. When patronage falls off
there are no dividends. Bodied
heads and bobbed businesses by a
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20

Auburn Y. NJ. c. A., swimmers
will open the tank season Saturday
evening with a dual meet with
Berlin n. H.. Y. NJ. c. A, swimmers
at the Auburn tank.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-20

lot of whisker growing individuals
are two different things. 1t is
cinch that if Valentino doesn't shave
he'll be cut out by all self-respect-
ing barbers-and that's all OF EN-.
The Washington times., 1924-08-12
Good Kidneys
Mean Long Life
Keep Them Clean and Free
From Poisonous Waste
With DR.. Carey's
MarshroOt Prescription
No. TIT.
No Drugs-Just Roots and Herbs
And Money Back II It Don't
Help You Wonderfully.

When back aches and puffiness shows
under the eyes. 1t means that your Kid
news need cleaning--need to be built up
II may mean much. more II quick ac-
ton isn't taken--your very life may de-
pend on what you do today,
Doctor Carey's fMarshroot Presentation
ut IL for kidney and bladder troubles
and for that purpose has been used
With what might be called phenoinena'
success or forty years. 1t has helped
thousands and has saved many lives
It Is rigidiy guaranteed--if II doesn't
help you in one weeks time, money
back. II tablet and liquid form AZ
Topples Drug Stores and all real drug.
Sists everywhere. Price, Use.
Or. Carey's NaTshroOt
The Washington times., 1924-08-12
|O'Brien Boy
Thin and Pale
In1OWeeks
Gained IL Lbs.
Mother, Is Your Boy or Girl Puny,
Thin, Sticky, Pale or ListIcss?
Give McCOy's Cod Liver
Oil Tablets.

Dear Sirs: THE benefits derived
through the use Of McCoy's God Liver
OIL TabletS' by my eldest son. have
been 80 remarkable that feel obligated
to let you know Of them.
Ny son, who 10 sixteen, due to Ardu-
Gus studies at high school and to a
too rapid growth became thin and pale
and did not gain the necessary nour-
ishment from his food until he started
to take your Tablets. In . little over
two months he has gained eleven and
q half pounds and feels and looks one
hundred per cent. better than he did
before starting to use them.
Several others to whom have told
this story have used your tablets with
almost 40 good results and I have no
hesitancy in recommending their use to
anybody In need Of q good tonic and
body builder"
Very truly yours. (sisned) Geo q.
O'Brien.
Mahwah. New Jersey. April 10, 1924.
letter II you see fit.
Your great grandparents knew that
Cod Liver Oil made weak people strong
! made skinny folks take on weight
and put roses In their cheeks.
They didn't know anything about Wit
anines in those days or that Cod Liver
| oil was full of them, but they took 1t
just the same-It was nasty ana some
folks say vile and 1t made the grown
ups gag and the kids yell in protest
and many times 1t turned delicate
stomachs almost inside out-Then there
was trouble.
But now. thank goodness. all that is
passed--and McCoy's Cod Liver Oil
Tablets are praised and blessed from
one end of this broad land Of ours
Sugar coated they are ana - easy
to take as candy-as Peoples Drug
Stores. or any druggist anywhere in
America win tell you and 90 tablets
cost but 90 cents.
they are fine for old people too
those that are getting feeble ana need
something to keep their strength al par
Thousands and thousands of boxes
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the original and genuine. And remem-
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McCOy's Cod Liver Oil
Tablets
The Washington times., 1924-08-12
NIAGARA
FALLS
BY JOHN p. MEDBURY. .

N KUNICIPAL records show that
NV 1000 brides and groorns
49, visited Niagara Falls On
their honeymoon in June. This
was the third trip for 9 lot Of
them.
One of the groons said that the
falls was q wonderful sight, but
ttwas an awful waste of water.
He thought the city should find
some way Of turning 1t off at
night,
He, wanted to put UP q shack
right near the edge OF 1t and let
his wife take in washing.
"A bride can feel romantic at
Niagara Falls, but she can't be
sentimental over. a wash tub.
Water loses its charm when it
starts coming out Of a pipe.
Niagara Falls wouldn't be so
popular either. If you had to turn
on . faucet every time you want
% TO SEQ It flow. I'LL
But IT, It weren't for. these falls
there wouldn't be so many we'd
dings. A lot Of women get married
Just 80 they can see -'em.
One dame claimed that her hus-
band married her under false pre-
lenses because he took her to
Ccney Island.
There are other places Just az
romantic for Homogeneous, such, as
the Wooiworth Building or Grants
Tomb.
But most newlyweds figure that
their marriage license isn't any
good unless it's signed by the
Niagara Falls Chamber Of Com.
merce.
TO them, the mayors signature
is more important than the min.
listers.
They spend so much dough on
their honeymoon that thew don't
nave any money left to sue each
ether for divorce.
They promise to love, honor
and obey each other while they're
u city limits Of Niagara, Fails.
But they reserve the rights at
home.
Love doesn't mean anything
any more. The average girl mar.
ries the man who can give her
the most expensive honeymoon.
-
she never accepts him unti1
me looks over. his railroad tickets.
copyright. 1924, by King Featurss
syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1924-08-12

For the relief of female weakness,
pains and backache, nervousness and
Irregularities, with other troubles
common : to women, Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound is de-
pendable medicine.
It's worth is thoroughly established
BY such letters as the above. There
are women everywhere, who, having
received benefit, gladly tell other
women about it. For sale by drug
gists everywhere.
The Washington times., 1924-08-12

W e q KIN e 9 8, and
thenin the Change
of Life it did her
so much good that
she induced me to
take it for a weak
ness I had for a
year and a half. It
has strengthened
me and now I
have a nice baby
boy. ! do all my
wn homework
n0vU audi Soh0ira.