New Britain herald., 1924-08-30

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 years gathering ORee a year si
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 ding Is seNsi, It consists Of Toast
 sheen fried corn and other Yisnas
 which appeal ie the palate. ssPseal
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 sto0d ai the side of the roasting pi ahd inhaled the aroma of sheep iT the PFoeess ef kfing harheened. Ths ! fragrance ini0Aiesles and dulls ths senses Co every smetlen save one Q
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 Co hum .lt sin'i goiR' te rain ni
 ma" After a few minutes ct lhs nit, FoFseiRus appetite develop
 and When do We satgs becomes ths question aI lAe moment Repairing te lhe dining hail, the hnnseTrsiTiek
 sn multitude sits dawR and eats and eais-and eats, After hnlshins i've servings of eYerythin' last Thursday, New Britain man esllss one Of the walters and said; .Bey that just sharRened my appetite Bring me some more, Bring s lei af il And hiring it quick befere die af starvation"
 t.iss all things mundane, the Gre ssiile club is changing, Its meet ings were once haunted by office holders and effiee seekers, it was considered a fiagrant violation Of political etiquette on The part af public officials net ta attend tAs choeadile dinner, Governors and lesser lights sraeed it's festive boards and mere eansressmen had to iden- tify themselves in order 10 set seat at the guest table, This Is not the ease today. Politicians are few and far between and a congressman Is regarded as a visitor from the "bis time" circuit.
 Nevertheless. the Crocodile club continues 10 flourish like a hay tree. Year after year old faces disappear md now ones take their place. The club blossoms nerennially and those who attend seem to have just as much fun as before MT, volstead got his name on the front page.
 Some day we are going to write mystery play which will so shatter he recognized traditions of the ,tnge that 1t will completely rend ,sunder the theory that there is ,othing new under the sun. It will tart out like any respectable rnys- cry play. with murder--hold, a Jew of murders. A millionaire. his yife, his children. his servants, and lis pet airedale will be discovered Iont to death and strewn about the louse In chairs. hanging from the and glued to the ceiling. papers telling how to make adium out of radio sets will be missing from the safe, along with
 couple of counterfeit German marks.
 Those ever-stupid stage police will fasten the crime upon he millionaire's business rival. ,oorlocked Homes, the master leuth, will apply scientific and in- diligence tests to every person on he stage and in the audience to dis over that the heinous crime was committed by the dead mans dear st friend But an insignificant Joking amateur detective will lead ispicion hither and thither until e finally proves that the atrocity as perpetrated by none other than le chief of police. .r ..s
 This makes an end with kick. ut just as the curtain is being low ed, telegraph messenger will ,me dashing in and announce that le real murderer has confessed and roves to be only hard-working lrslar, in no way connected with ,e milionaire's past life, who had cen seeking to eke out his living Id was surprised in the act. Of course 1t will never be accept l, but that won't prevent us from ,ving the fun of writing it.
 
 Landlords are doing many pecu- IF things in their efforts to extract ore money for their apartments Id they are being accused of many ore things, but it remained for ew Britain man to perform one of c prize tricks of all. A family was ekng a rent and finding it hard
 obtain one which suited both ste and purse. At last they came on one which promised well and ted the rental.
 eight dollars a month" piled the owner, and then added
 an afterthought, Have you any ildren'
 'Yes, three" admitted the couple. ''All right. A dollar extra month ' each child. You can have the { for s31 month" This must be what is called ling scale.