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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-05
CONQUERS MOTHS AT LAST

This is the glorious when mother discovers that
moths have gotten into the upholstered furniture and
holes in clothes stored away last fall In fairness to the
moths must be admitted that they have sense of humor
always select for their eating, places that show
prominently.
Dr. itschak of Leverksen has finally discovered how
checkmate the moths-possby exterminate them eventu
ally The story told in the Scientific American magazine
Titschak experimental with 1000 chemicals before he
found what he wanted. Finally he got the right chemical
For instance he takes wool and applies the chemical to
It, No odor no destructive effect the WOOL No that
the chemical has been used But forever AFTER moths will
eat this WOOL They crawl around on it, in the worm
sta and die of starvation.
Later, presume this chemical something similar
will be placed the market So far the experiment seems
to be in the laboratory stage
Everything has, in nature, it's destroyer That is the
principle that researchers like Ttschak their work on
Destruction by moths must into hundreds of millions
OF dollars every year. the world
discovery like permanent moi destroyer might in
the long rum save much money wasted in the
World War.
Moths do not eat cotton other fabric materials taken
from plant fe excepting and cork One kind motif
speclazes at attacking wool and hair Another goes after
1urs Still others concentrate in turn cork paper
The Scientific American article says that the moths so
often seen flying around house males To kill them
does not help much for there hundred males to
each female And the female moth, though it has wings
rarely flies out where it be 1t hides dark corners
and lays thousands OF eggs These hatch into
ny the time the worms large enough to be crawling
about they have already done most of their damage
Why does nature send these pests annoy Answer
TINS and you'll have the why nature sends all our
other troubles The purpose to be keep busy
fighting for existence
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-05
BATTLING BRAVELY IN HEAVY
STORM

STORM
The good ship President Monroe
went ashore off the coast Of Florida
with 1875 on board. This, however,
is very trivial accident when COM
pared with that of the ship Of state
which IS now laundering through a
heavy storm.
Congress is at sea. The senators
roar and the Representatives lash, as
overhead booms the thunder of
presidential guns. Flashes of public
disapproval leap from cloud to cloud.
The casualty list grows.
Mutiny breaks out among the sail
ors. The captain has a job on his
hands to bring the valuable cargo,
tax reduction, into port. But the
good ship of state has weathered
many storm before.
WAR NEWS
We got the spring cleaning habit
from England, but England got her
chewing gum habit from US, SO the
score is about even. \
BOOZE NEWS
A drink of cheap bootleg tastes
like house on fire. So they tell Us.
POLITICS
When a senator says he has a
pressing engagement he means, Of
course, that he is pressing an inves-
tigation.
Put your old muddy shoes in the
box with her new spring hat and she
will give you a divorce.
TO STAY SINGLE
Never shave before having kiss
ing date with her if you want to
stay single through June.
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FULL DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS

Full diplomatic relations with Mexico have been resumed
by the United States The event. important passed
by without the notice that might be expected Not only will
the American people find satisfaction in the resumption but
the in which it accomplished lends belief that
it may be lasting
President Coolidge sent the United States Ambassador
Charles B. Warren who had done much to improve the
ations of the United States and Japan while serving
ambassador in that foreign land Mr. Warren, tactful and
forcetu emphasized that the United States desired to
nize the full national interests of Mexico and that
dzement was part of this countrys policy toward
Mexico.
President Oregon of Mexico rode through the
with only police acting guards. Seldom Mas Mexican
President in recent years appeared in public demonstration
without great guard of soldiers The abortve revolt ap-
nearing end leaving Obregon in stronger position
than ever before.
There real hope that the United States may rise the
good of Mexico in the future and that with stable
government Mexico may make much progress.
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ARE OUR BUSINESS MEN BOOS.
TIERS FOR THE TOWN!

In this mornings mail We re-
ceived two monthly statements
from business men on printed sta
tionery secured at some st. Paul
printing house. We want to ask
these business men what they
would think ii the Times-RecOr1
advised all its employees that are
81 ;nding their wages with those
same stores TO send to Montgomery
Ward or some other big concern
for their groceries and other things
needed to sustain life for them
selves and families. These bust
ness men who are patronizing out
side printing houses because they
may get letter heads and bill heads
for few cents less than they can
buy them at home fail to remember
that we can send away and buy
what we want for less money than
than we can buy it here, also, but
We do not do that. A little over
a year ago we refused a $500 con-
tract for advertising from a ST.
Paul firm because we felt that the
business men of this city should
have the business Of this territory
we can buy it here, also, but
outside firms TO get business they
should have. We have a large pay
roll and most of this money is
spent each week among the bust
ness men of this city who get
fair profit for what they sell but
we are denied a fair profit for
what We have to sell so they send
out of town for their printing. Is
this a square deal? We have three
printing offices in this city, all Of
them turning out just as good work
as is being done by the outside
firms being patronized by these
more cost when you figure express.
etc, on the work you get from the
outside. The Times Record is
one OF the heaviest taxpayers of
the city and most of it's employees
pay taxes to maintain our schools.
roads, churches, and all the other
branches of government, state and
city. How much do those outside
printing concerns pay in taxes in
Valley City or Barnes county?
When you want to finance a corn
show or some other project, who
do you 90 to for the money? Not out
side firms who, do your printing.
Think this over/ friends, and when
you get up and talk at some club
meeting and eXpound the gospel of
cooperation pause a moment in
Your oratorial flight and think
about that printing you are send
ing out of town for and what would
happen if we filled our columns
with ads boosting mail order bust
ness. Give the local printers a
chance-all the money they earn
is spent in your stores. - Valley
City Times-Record.
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meantime raises ned if his mother
tries to wash his hands and face.
In between meals he gets hungry
and he robs the cookie jar, and he
strews mess of crumbs around the
floor. Then he makes a great dis
turbance as he grabs his kiddic car,
dons his hat and coat and slams the
kitchen door. .
Mother stands this run of racket
till it nearly drives her mad. She
decides that dad must spank him,
he's so wild. But, when suppertlme
approaches, sonny swings to good
from bad and convinces father he's
an angel child. =
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, 1nc.)
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come q commonplace, l do not pre.
tend to say. But so 1t is today.
Personally. no doubt, you would be
indifferent, for you have a con.
temptuously Independent mind.
But your career and your useful.
ness; would be 1t an end"
"And suppose I am quite indiffer.
ent to that?"
"Ah, but you are not. l will not
say that l have killed Mary, Ogden
during this painful hour, for it is
impossible to kill the dead. but I
have exercised her ghost. She will
not come again. II you marry this
young man it will be out Of de.
fiance. or possibly out of a mis-.
taken consideration for him-al.
though he will be an object for
sympathy later on. And you will
marry him as Mary. zattiany. with.
out an illusion left ID that clear
brain OF yonrs-from which the
mists have been blown BY the cold
wind Of truth. And in q year-if
you can stand self.contempt and
inefable ennui 80 long-you will
leave him. resume your present
name-the name by which Europe
knows you-a1d return to us. But
It may be too late. Vienna would
still be laughingssa The Viennese
'are a light-heartsd race. and a lax,
but when they laugh; they cease
to take seriously the subject Of
that good natured amusement. /.
tits not aesthetic, you know. It Is
not aesthetic, Are you really quite
Indifferent, Marier'
She shrugged and rose. 1T must
be time toy lnpcheon." she said. 1T
will no doubt be, horrible, but at
least We can have It in here. The
public dining room would be i'm.
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IT'S n WISE OILY
4 FNTHEp5--\EE$SSE5As/

There's little dickens living in
our neighborhood, alb, me! He's five
years old and every inch boy. Of
course, when he is good he's as good
as he can be, but he does lot Of
things that quite annoy.
He can keep the house in uproar
and he does it all day long with the
pranks and funny fancies that he
has. Why, you never could convince
him that the things he does are
wrong. He's a bundle, all in one. Of
pep and jazz
Very early in the morning when he
tumbles out of bed, he gets started
on his full-of-vigor race. He just
hollers for his breakfast; in the
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Us "BLAcK Q!xENs.&.
GERTRUDE KTElER1ON
Published with Associated First Nat'ons
Pictures version produced BY Frank
Lloyd with corinne Griffith Countess Zattlany.
Copyright Gertrude Atherton
s. GERTRUDE KTHERTON

w (ContInued)
He pushed her back into ne1-
chair. and resumed his own.
would you like to smoke" he
asked.
YES" She looked at him with
bitter eyes. but she had recaptured
her threatened composure. He re-
garded her with admiration, but
they smoked In silence for several
moments. Then he spoke again.
You remember Elka Zsaky,
suppose? She was several years
older than you and one OF the
danes galantes Of her day. She
has taken the treatment and looks
many years younger. at least, than
when she was painted old bag
with q red wig. She is still forced
to employ artifice. but she has Low.
ers again, and that is all she did
1t for. Vienna Is highly amused.
No doubt all women of her sort
will take it for no other purpose.
But many of the intellectual won en-
OF Europe are taking it. too-and
with the sole purpose OF reinvigo-
rating their mental faculties and
recapturing the physical endur-
ance necessary to their work. I
happen to know of a woman scien.
fist, Frau Bloch, who is now work.
Ing sixteen hours a day. and she
had had bitter struggle with her
enfeebled forces to work at all.
Lorenz is no more rema able. He
seems to be the only disciple be-
sides yourself that this country
has heard Of. but l could name
hundred men. out of my own
knowledge. who are once more
working with all the vigor Of
youth"
YES" she interrupted sarcas.
tically. And without a thought Of
women, of course"
Probably not" He waved his
hand negligently. But inciden-
tally. That is where men have the
supreme advantage Of women. The
woman is an incident in their
lives. even when sincerely in love.
And IL these men indulge occasion
ally in the pleasures Of youth. or
even marry young wives. the world
will not be interested. But with
women. who renew their youth and
return to its follies, it will be quite
another matter. III they are not
made the theme of obscene lam.
poems they may count themselves
fortunate. There will certainly be
verbal lampoons in private"
Orthodoxy! Orthodoxy"
Possibly But orthodoxy 10 a
hxed habit Of mind. The average
man and woman hug their ortho-
doxies and spit their venom on
those that outrage them. How It
may be some years hence, when
this cure for senescence has be-
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SHIP OF STATE. STILL SAFE
ADVERTISING

ADVERTISING
An attempt is being made to re-
vive the interest in glee clubs. They
say men don't sing enough. Perhaps
they can't find enough things to sing
about. Our Emusic Notes" help.
Read them daily for health and COM
fort.
SOCIETY
+ Some say the modern girl is not
considerate Of her mother. Yet many
girl refrains from calling her
mother went she is about to be kiss
ed because she hates to have the
tired old lady running to the parlor
every few minutes.
SPORTS
Chicago club plans to bar golfers
who fail to vote. This is a step in
the right direction. For a tine it
seemed as if politics would bar all
voters who failed to golf.
SPRING NEWS
Crabtree, Pa, has a new postmis-
tress who is just in time to read the
vacation postcards.
AUTO HELPS
Finding you have lost the key to
your parked car is distressing. If
you arc a woman you can cry. But
it is best to be man. Then you can
cuss. After cussing or crying con-
meet the switch wires and ride home.
GARDEN HINTS
Wear an old pair of trousers in
case you fall over backwards when
you see seed really has come up.
MUSIC NOTES
Whistling ID almost as nice as sing
ing and doesn't make you feel so
foolish. To learn to whistle get a
couple Of dogs.
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ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

Along the road of Doofunny Land
skipped Nancy and Nick and Mister
Fuzz Wuzz singing:
"We're so happy and so gay
We could throw ourselves away,
But we'd come back in hurry,
So you really needn't worry"
"What's that? What's that?' Ned
q sour voice beside them, a very
sour voice!
"We were just saying" said Nick
chat we were very happy"
"But you've gone and spoiled il
ALL" declared Nancy. Nobody can
be happy with someone like you
growing at them in a voice like
that"
81 should say not!" remarked Mis-
ter Fuzz Wuzz. "Who are you, any
way? Why don't you come out and
let us have look?"
Because / can't see! Pm blind
and here stay l suppose for the
rest of my days. 1t makes me ncrv-
Gus to hear people yelling that they
are so happy and SO gay"
Stuff! Stuff and nonsense! Who
wants you to be sorry? But it does
seem too bad that who had dozen
eyes, can't see thing any more"
off you can't come to US, we shall
20 to you," declared Mister Fuzz
Wuzz. 81 don't like anything in Doo-
funny Land to be unhappy"
And whom do you think they
found? The potato-horse-the proud
steed with match legs and broom
straw tail!
"Well, we'll, we'll! So it's you
Spud, is it," cried Mister Fuzz
Wuzz. Glow does it come that Your
master, the peanut-boy, isn't looking
after your
Hes been in bed with cracked
nose" said Spud. "And fell and
got dirt in every one of my eyes
and now ! can't even see what 1 am
eating"
ooh, we can fix you up" declared
Mister Fuzz Wuzz.
Well, all three Of them got at The
poor blind potato-horse and clean ed
the mud out of his dozen eyes, but
no sooner had he gotten his sight
back than he began to stamp and
back and stand up on his hind legs
rs though he had gone crazy.
Nov what's wrong?' demanded
the. little pipc-clcaner man.
cts that white thing behind me-
whinnied the potato-horse. "What
is it? 1t scares me-"
"Only piece of paper" said Nick
"And what's that black thing yon.
der?' snorted the horse. 1t makes
me SILVER all over
"Only shadow" said Nancy. at
won't hurt you"
"But there's another black thin1
nm my other side that looks like &
snake" shivered the morse. "What',
that?"
"Only a garden hose" Mister
Fuzz Wuzz assured him.
"Say, look here, old Mister Pussy,
cried Mister Fuzz Wuzz, "you were
happier blind. IT. won't hurt you"
II suppose not" whinnied th'
horse. "But do put binders on al
Of my eyes, please. Then I'll fee
safe"
There's none 50 blind ~ thos'
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who won't see," said the little man.
But I give it up. Come on, Twins.
This fellow has made up his mind to
be unhappy, no matter what we do.
Let's see--wher4 did we leave off :?
Oh, yes. We're SO happy and SO gay
come on, all together! Sing every
bodyl"
"Rubbish!" said the horse. enc
sympathy in thisN world"
(To Be Continued
Downright, 1924, NEA Service, 1nc.)
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ATTHE MOVIES
AT THE CAPITOL
To bob or not to bob!

" wv Va INV w OOOs
1t is question that has perpleXed
proud society queens and simple
shop girls. Colleen Moore who
plays one of the leading roles in
April Showers" which will be
shown at the Capitol Theatre begin
ming Monday.
Style is Ancient
"One day." says Colleen, Il was
delving into ancient history and was
surprised to learn that there was at
one time a regular fashion craze
among Egyptian ladies for bobbing
the hair. And it wasn't over in a
minute either.
The vivacious little Irish actress
does not believe that the present day
popularity for bobbed hair will ever
go entirely out. She herself made
the great decisiona1fter watching
many picture playss
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tGlenn Hunter is starred. Ernest
Terrence, who served heavily in
leading. role in "Ruggles Of Red
Cap" May McAyoy,. George Fawcctt
and zasu Pitts play featured roles.
Mr.. Hunter plays the role iof Guy
Plnmmer, the leading male character,
in the story. Is ,~g Is
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MOTHER DIES SUDDENLY

Mrs. Carol A. Swanson left last
evening for Fargo where she was
called by the very sudden death of
her mother Mrs. F. NJ. Abbott, who
was summoned this morning at 8
O'Clock. Mr.. Swanson, manager of the
Mandan office Of the Western Union
Telegraph company will leave in the
morning for Fargo to attend the
funeral. He is being relieved for a
few days by John Hccker, N. P. re-
lief operator.
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MANDAN NEWS
MANDAN VS.. BOWMAN

Mandan High Schools trio Of girl
d, baters, winners of two contests So
far this spring-with Dickinson and
Steele-will meet the debating team
of the Bowman high school at Man
dan on Friday evening, April 18th
in an elimination contest prior to the
semi finals in the North Dakota an
nual high school debating schedule.
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EDITORIAL REVIEW

c GTmmSn.s d Tsp m.y nn, u: n3nt IN:
the opinion OF The Tribune. They
are PRESENTED here In order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important issues which are
being discussed In the press OF
tho day.
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TO PLANT Reefs

TO PLANT BETS
w. J. Latta, one Of the shop men
of the Northern Pacific who carries
on extensive market gardening in
competition with his fellow en-
ployee, Guy w. Stevens, has agreed
to plant two acres of sugar beets
under the plan supported by the
Mandan Commercial club.
Mr.. Latta has seven acres Of gar
den adjoining the Stevens tract on
the river bottoms, and is very en-
thusiastic about the possibilities Of
the bottom land Cor the successful
growth of sugar beets.
Like MIR. Stevens, Mr. Latta takes
care of his garden in his spare time.
He says that he finds as much pleas
ure in working his garden as other
folks get from their autom obiles.
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TNE. EI:T,1N(,E

The feature at the Eltinge theatre
for Monday and Tuesday is West
Of the Water Tower. This is a pic
Irritation Of Homer Croy's sensa-
tional novel Of the same name which
scored : Bis litssiisy hit last year.
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Tom Sims Says

In New York, woman was given
a dollar in breach of promise suit,
SO of course his promise wasn't
worth much.
The Balkans have no baseball, but
they have war every spring and
that docs just about as welI
First sign Of spring in the arctic
regions is when all Eskimo's wife
wants pair of summer ear-muffs.
Most Of the, wrinkles in our faces
nre caused by worrying over things
that never will happen or never have
happened
!, A woman can do just about every
thing. with a hairpin. She can fix
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MAKES VOYAGE AT rs

Age does not rest heavily upon
the shoulders or at least the ambi-
tions of Mrs. Anna Lund, for many
years resident Of this city. De-
spite the fact that she is more than
7G years old she will leave alone
this evening on a trip to Norway
where she expects to spend the sum-
mer with relatives and childhood
friends who still remain in the land
of the living. Mrs. Lund, who re-
sides in the Syndicate district, two
years ago made similar trip.
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ENROUTE TO MANDAN

Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. A. Daley, who
have been spending the winter in
Long Beach, California, are ienroute
to Mandan and according to word
received by friends expected to make
the trip by automobile if the roads
were passable.
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LESS CRUELTY IN WORLD TODAY

century ago there almost 100 ofenses punishable
by hanging Insane persons chained and beaten The
world has better Our generation less viciousv
cruel than the people of long Cruelty decreases as
civilization advances.
The fight against cruelty to unfortunate human beings
has been going for thousands of years. It's far from
But longer throw slaves and prisoners to the
lions.
The campaign against cruelty to animals did not get
under in organized form until about the time human
slavery abolished here in America The American So
cety for the Prevention of Cruelty Animals was founded
in April 1866.
Cruelty to animals used to be mainly in beating horses
abusing dogs keeping cattle half starved That of
fendshness not altogether extngushed by any But
has been curbed Average intelligence has advanced and
realize that there selfish why they should
treat horses and livestock with Dogs and
usually we'll treated by their cowardy strang
occasionally vents his vcousness them-oo cowardy
to tackle with power to retaliate.
In the week beginning Monday, April T. the American
people asked to their determination compel less
cruelty to dumb brutes. Kindness to animals should be
taught in all schools already in % states by law
The last srongholds of cruelty to animals hunting
pleasure shooting birds for feathers and collecting fs by
the use of steel traps But let's forget be kind in our
treatment of all forms of animal life Cruelty animals u.s.
Z after ALL the most extreme form of cowardice.
Maybe unions boost prices burt there robbers union
and it costs a lot to be robbed.
Next thing to perpetual motion is digging up oil
~ 55AaE II na
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LICENSED TO NED

LlCENoED ~ NlGD
A marriage license was issued by
County Judge Shaw to Robert T.
Gray Of Mandan and Miss Blanche
Peltzer Of Glen Uliin.
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"A THOUGHT

It is better to hear the rebuke Of
the wise. than, for a man to hear the
song Of fO0ls.-Eccl. 7:5, 6.
Fools are apt to initiate only the
defects Of their betters. Swift.
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almost anything with it, except ner
hair.
The only cure for spring fever is
winter and even that usually fails.
Spring suits are so high we are
going to take out insurance on ours.
Push makes many business sue
cess and usually comes from being
pushed.
When Chicago bandits robbed a
man they overlooked $4,000. so can
they deduct this from their income
tax under closes %
The only nice thing about having
bad cold is everyone you meet
knows just what to do for it.
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READsTRIBUNE WANT ADS
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Maybe unions boost prices but there robbers
and it costs a lot to be robbed.
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almost anything with it, except ner
ko;