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Evening star., 1924-04-23
MRS. SARAH PURCELL DIES
Funeral Services Conducted This
Morning.

Mrs. Sarah X. Purcell, sixty-one
years old. wife of Hugh NJ. Purcell
and resident of this city for the last
thirty-five years, died at her resi-
dence, 1926 Park place northwest, yes
terday, following protracted illness.
Funeral services were conduct ed
at the Sacred Heart Catholic Church
this morning. Interment was in the
Mount O1ivet cemetery.
Mrs. Purcell was n native of Co
lumbus, Ohio. She was the daughter
of the late William Jones of that
place. Besides her husband, she is
survived by three daughters, Mrs. n.
w. Williams of Philadelphia. Mrs. II.
NJ. Cochrane of this city and Mrs L.
l. 1Rrrels of Mexico; one son, Hugh
NJ. Purcell: two sisters, Mrs. III. G.
SurEuy and Mrs. A. +. Surguy, both
OF this city, and four grandchildren.
Evening star., 1924-04-23
DR.. NISSEN IS DEAD.

BOSTON, April 23.-Dr. Hartvig
Nissen, widely known gymnastic in
structor, died in 81 hospital here yes
terday after a brief Illness. He was
born in Christiania, Norway, and af-
ter coming to this country establish
ed a health institute at Washington.
which numbered among it's patients
Presidents Grant and Harrison.
He served successfully as instructor
of physical training at Johns Hopkins
University and the Catholic Univer-
sity at Washington. assistant director
and director of physical training in
the Boston public schools, and gym
nastics instructor at Wellesley Col
lege and the Harvard University sum
mer school. In 1914 he became presi-
dent of the Posse Normal School of
Gymnastics in Boston. later the
Posse Nissen School of Physical Gull
ture.
From 1885 to 1883 he was vice con-
sui for Sweden and Norway at Wash
ington.
Evening star., 1924-04-23
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued to the
following:
Charles A Murray and Blanche c. Bland
ford.
Weston W. Beauchamp of Baltimore, Nd,
and Mary T. DUNCAN OF Rainswood. Va.
Frederick C. Shelton and Amy f. Fetzer.
Harold s. Blankenbeckler and Florence o.
IindeIeI L. Smith and Robina Poole.
Edwin c. Lynch and Ann II. Harms.
John J. Kennedy of Sccttdale, Pa. and
MarYaret NJ Gleason Of Savannah. Ga.
George =. Mullen and Gertrude NJ West
J, Guy Thayef Of Turkey Knob, W. Va, and
May r. Ogg Of this city.
John J. Dryer, jr.. Of Glyndon.- Nd, and
Rose G. Kavanagh Of Baltimore. Md.
Joseph Agrush and Frances p. Spano
William g. Neal and Bertha M. Sayfes.
Harry Morris and Eleanor Padgett, both OF
Basic, Va.
Winnie L. jackson of Shipman, Va.
Leo n. Flaherty and Mildred 1. Murray.
Milton W Guy and Catberin Rhone.
Samuel F. blanchard and Maud Harrir.
Noax NJ Rexrode and Tressie B. BogEs.
John L. O'NeilI and Celestine A; Rafferty,
Sandy williams and Matte n. Nelloms
Staniey r. Altman and F. Juanita Hoffman,
both Of Takoma Park, Nd.
Evening star., 1924-04-23
Deaths Reported.

The following deaths have been reported
to the health department in the last twenty.
Wiiiiam s. MeGinnis. 70, Providence Hos
Charles r. Walters, "a. United States Sol
Phillip e. Hardie. %, 1921 North Capftelst.
John cahiIl. 8. Providence Hospital.
JuIia b. Phillips, T2. Hamilton Hotel
ollie I. Andrews, II, 500 st.
Charles s. Plug, So. Emergency Hospital.
SaIley n. Coulson, "A, 1917 30th st.
Thaddeus Cole. 70, Emergency Hospital.
Helen A. Bromley, 4, 2s12 Pennsylvania ave.
Sarah s. Green. 7s. c647 Connecticut ave.
Marian 3. Dick, weeks, Children's Hos
pital.
Samuel L. Bailey, %, s21 srd Ut. s.w.
John Gray, 20, GaIlinger Hospital.
! Lewis Crampton, 75, Georgetown University
Hospital.
Nathaniel Barnes, 10. Freedmen's Hospital.
Cara q. Lee, 6b, 1000 Lamont St
Dallas Singleton, 80, 1873 New Jersey ave.
Sc
:. Carpline y bowman, 81. ffce End It. se
Evening star., 1924-04-23
Births Reported.

The following births have been reported "a
the health department in the last twenty
four hours:
Vernon K. and Edith Dunlap, girl.
Donald NJ. and Margaret T.. Jones, girl.
Fred L. and Ethel l. Naa-Dolsen, girls
ttwinsl.
Seton and Hope Darr. girl.
Michael A. and Margaret Cronin. girl.
Rernard p. and Catherine N. Hcssler. girl
George II. and Mary L. Beuchert, boy.
Roy W. and Gertrude Bailey, girl and boy
(twinsl.
Clarence W. and Rosella Wheeler. girl
Carl l.. W. and Sarah C. Meyer, boy.
Charles J. and Gladys r. Dixon. boy.
John II. and Margarite n. Jackson, girl.
Jay G. and Alice NJ. Mitchell, boy.
John Z. and Sarah keeler, hoy.
George IT. and Gertrude Z. Blessing, girl.
Arthur 6. and Laura p. Carleton, girl.
Albert and Rica Segurs, boy.
Charles X. and Caroline Allen, boy.
Arthur and Blanche y. Rasmussen, girl.
Irving and Eleanor W. Coggins. girl.
James O'C. and Leah I. Roberts, boy.
franklin F. and Ruth y. Crowley. boy.
Lester q. and Julia F.. Fullmer, girl.
Ernest y. and Pearl Harmon, girl.
Rsrnum A. and Rens Levitan. boy.
Latham g. and Dorothy z. Pumphrey, girl.
William y. and Clara r. Savoy, girl.
Ernest and Gertrude Powell, girl.
Evening star., 1924-04-23
Garb of ThankS.

CISSELL. I wish to extend my sincere srsti-
tude 10 my kind and thoughtful neighbors,
the various societies and my dear relatives
and friends for their sympathy and acts Of
kindness during the illness Of my dearly
beloved wife. CARRIE O'BRIES ClSSELI,.
and for the beautiful floral tributes sent at
the time Of her death.
HER LONELY HUSBAND, JERRY NJ.
cIsSEII,
Evening star., 1924-04-23

eight years old. after a lingering i'll
ness. She had recently gone to Sails
bury from her home in Nassawadox,
Va.
Funeral services were held at Dan
zanskys chapel. 1904 9th street
northwest, this afternoon at O'Clock.
1nterment was in the Talmud-Torah
cemetery. Congress Heights.
Mrs. Goldberg had three sisters liv-
ing IN this city. They are Mrs. Fan
ME Furman, Mrs. Beulah Ostrow and
Mrs. Bessie Rody. She Is survived
also by three sons. Ike. Benjamin and
Israel Goldberg; five daughters,
Misses Katie. Lena, Beulah. Bessie
and Dorothy Goldberg. all of Nassa-
wadox, Va. and one brother and one
sister, living In Baltimore. Md.
Do you need efficient, Industrious
help? There's one sure way to get 1t
quickiy--read and use Star Want Ads.
Evening star., 1924-04-23
GUILTY ON WET CHARGE.
Leon Saunders Sentenced to Jail
After Plea.

Leon Augustus Saunders. arrested
last night by the vice squad on
charges of illegal possession and sale
of liquor at his home, 1905 61s street
northwest. entered a plea of guilty
today in Police Court and was SEN
fenced to six months Imprisonment
The officers say they seized five gall
Ions of whisky.
Evening star., 1924-04-23
Rev. J. R. Nelson Dead.

MEMPHIS, Tenn, April 23.-Fun-
eraI services for the Rev. John r.
Nelson, d. D., presiding elder of the
Memphis district of the Southern
Methodist Church, who died here yes
terday, following an attack of in
fluenza, will be conducted today. DR..
Nelson was sixty-two years old.
Evening star., 1924-04-23
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF.

The annual maple sugar banquet ol
the Vermont State Association will be
held at the Raleigh Hotel. May 2
Reception, 1880 pm: banquet. at s
Gov. Redfield Proctor and Mrs. Proctor
are coming down from the state tc
attend.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

The st. Thomas committee fer the
Episcopal Home for Children will
give Il card party Friday, 2:30 pm,
at 2f00 10th street.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

The Smith College Club of Washing
ton will entertain officers of the Alumnae
Association of Smith College at s o'clock
supper at Pierce Mill Telhouse.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

The Union Of East and West will
give a Conversations Sunday. els p.m,-
at Art Center, 1106 Connecticut ave-
| nue.. Subject: Wilson Harding
Gandhi and World Peace" Speakers:
Charles f. Weller of New Jersey and
local men and women.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

The Federated Societies of St.
AugusGne'S Church will give a re-
oeption for the benefit Of the church
at Convention Hall. Dancing to be-
gin at 8 o'clock.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

New members dinner o. Y. NJ c. A.,
at Central Association. 1886 g street
Senator Ferris OF Michigan. principal
speaker.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

A dance will be given by the Young
Mems Hebrew Association at its
building. 11th street and Pennsylvania
avenue,
Evening star., 1924-04-23

The Young Italians Club will meet,
7:30 O'Clock, in hall of the Church
of the Immaculate Conception.
Evening star., 1924-04-23
FOUND.
LOST.

CAT-Fine, black: slightly injured Saturday
in Biitnrore St Apply 2145 Decatur pl- NV.
o- teIephone North 81 80 o3s
Evening star., 1924-04-23
ORGANIZATION ACTIVITIES.
Easter dance at City Club, . o'clock.
TONIGHT.

Joppa Lodge Chapter, No. 81, o. Z. S,
will give its second annual dance. 9
o'clock, 2400 18th street
Evening star., 1924-04-23
Connecticut Avenue CitiAensr

Connecticut Avenue Citizensr A&o-
| citation will meet tomorrow. s:15 pm.
at All Souls Parish Hall. Senator
Arthur Capper will be chief speaker.
Burglars entered the home of Mrs.
Josephine Harris, iii / street north
west last night, broke open a trun k
with an ak and stole money and
! jewelry to the amount of S526. Cash
| taken from the trunk amounted to
| $1S5. several gold coins being in
| cluded.
Mrs. Frances Sommers. cOlored,
dead seated on Il chair in the second
| floor front room at her home, 1slo
| sth street northwest, by Young SOM
mers, her husband. Her death was
due to natural causes.
| The District OF Columbia Alum nj
! Club of the Massachusetts Agri-
| cultural College will hold q dinner
! tomorrow night in the Blue Triangle
| House of Grace Dodge Hotel. Sen
| ator David |. Walsh will be the guest
| of honor. President Willard Of the
3. & Q. railroad and Attorney Cen
| eral Stone. both former students of
the college, are expected to- be
| present.
! The streets and avenues commit
! tee Of the Washington Board of Trade
! will meet tomorrow afternoon at 1
| O'Clock in the rooms of the board in
/ The Star building.
Ray Semmex will be cosmopolitan
| of the day" at the weekly luncheon
| of the Cosmopolitan Club to be held
| at Franklin Square Hotel tomorrow,
1890 pm
Annual business meeting of the
2 VI y.
! Church will be held Friday, II am.
! in Pierce Hall. Visiting Cnitarians
/ invited.
! The annual indoor picnic and low
I ing cup contest will be held tomor-
row in parish hall of St. Monica s
/ Church.
a dance under auspices of Catho-
| lie Women's Service Club will be
! given tomorrow, pm. at Catholic
| Community House, col e street.
The Anthony League will meet TO-
| morrow, pm. at the Portner.
Department Of Potomac woman's
Relief Corps, will give benefit card
| party tomorrow, pm, in Grand
Army Hall, 1412 Pennsylvania ave
nue..
Brixhtwood Citizens Association
will meet Friday, 8 pm, at Masonic
| Temple, Brightwood.
Kit Carson Post, No. 2, G. A. r.
| will meet tomorrow, pm., in Grand
Army Hall.
The Washington Rotary Club will
| elect officers Friday, pm, at the
| Willard Hotel. The luncheon meet
| ing for day has been cancelled
The brotherhood of the Washing
| ton Hebrew Congregation Temple
will meet at the temple Tuesday, s
| pm.
The James f. Walker Post, No. 26,
| American Legion, will meet tomor-
| row, S Pm, at Twelfth Street Branch
| Representative Henry l.. Jost of
| Missouri will address members of
| the Policemen's Association at the
meeting of the association in Pythian
| Temple tomorrow night President
| Milton d. Smith has announced that
| memorial services for deceased mem
bers of the association will be held
| at Central High School June l. Z. j.
p. Weber of the tenth precinct Will
| preside and Policeman Otto Haus-
child will receive the specially invited
| guests. Vice President John r Cur
| rier will preside at the meeting to-
| morrow night.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

Gavel Chapter No. 90. Order East
ern Star, Is to give q dance and card
party, pm, Ebbitt Hotel
Evening star., 1924-04-23

Members of the Washington So
journers' Club will give their last
dance of the season in the sail loft
of the Washington navy yard. Music
by the Navy Band,
Evening star., 1924-04-23

There will be a meeting, S o'clock,
of Washington reserve Army officers,
finance department, in Graham build
ing. Col. Samuel Goodacre will
preside and Col. John Scott will give
the tactical program
Evening star., 1924-04-23
MRS. A. GOLDBERG DEAD.
Burial Is in Talmud-Torah Gene
terry, Congress Heights.

Word was received here today of
the death yesterday in Salisbury,
Md, of Mrs. Addie Goldberg. forty
Evening star., 1924-04-23

The annual indoor picnic and low
ing cup contest will be held tomor-
row in parish hall of St Monica s
Church.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

COhnectIcut hSenUe. NItNcM1 1H1ssO-
citation will meet tomorrow, Sis r. m,
at All Souls Parish Hall. Senator
Arthur Capper will be chief speaker.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

4 dance under auspices of Catho-
lie Women's Service Club will be
given tomorrow, 9 pm. at Catholic
Community House, col e street
Evening star., 1924-04-23
Burglars entered the home Of Mrs.

Josephine Harris, I'LL / street north
west, last night, broke open a trunk
with an ak and stole money and
jeweIry to the amount of S526. Cash
taken from the trunk amounted to
sIS5. several gold coins being in
cluded
Evening star., 1924-04-23

Election of officers is to take place
at a meeting Of the Arkansas State
Society to be held at the Thomson
School at $50 o'clock.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

The Brotherhood of the Washing
ton Hebrew Congregation Temple
will meet at the temple Tuesday. s
Evening star., 1924-04-23

Mrs. Frances Sommers. cO1Ored,
sixty, yesterday afternoon was found
dead seated on Il chair in the second
floor front room at her home, 1115
Sth street northwest, by Young Som
mers, her husband. Her death was
due to natural causes.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

The Washington Rotary Club will
elect officers Friday, pm, at the
Willard Hotel. The luncheon meet
ing for day has been Cancelled
Evening star., 1924-04-23

Annual business meeting of the
Women's Alliance of All Souls
Church will be held Friday, II am,
in Pierce Hall. Visiting Cnitarians
invited
Evening star., 1924-04-23

Kit Carson Post, No. 2, G. A. r..
will meet tomorrow, 2 pm, in Grand
Army Hall.
Evening star., 1924-04-23
The District OF Columbia Alumni

Club of the MaSsachuSetts Agri-
| cultural College will hold q dinner
! tomorrow night in the Blue Triangle
| House of Grace Dodge Hotel. Sem
| ator David l. Walsh will be the guest
| of honor. President willard Of the
| Z. & o. railroad and Attorney Cen
| eral Stone. both former students of
| the college, are expected to- be
| present.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

BriEhtwoOd Citizens Association
will meet Friday, pm, at Masonic
Temple, Brightwood.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

A joint visitation OF Eureka
Chapter. No. 4. and Washington
Naval Chapter Chapter. No. 6, r. A..
Naval Lodge hall. 4th street and
Pennsylvania avenue southeast. An
entertainment has been arranged.
Evening star., 1924-04-23

Department of Potomac Woman's
Relief Corps, will give benefit card
party tomorrow, pm, in Grand
Evening star., 1924-04-23

The Anthony League will meet to-
morrow, 8 pm. at the Portner
Evening star., 1924-04-23

Ray SemmeS will Ipe "cosm oboIitan n
of the day" at the weekly luncheon
of the Cosmopolitan Club to be held
at Franklin Square Hotel tomorrow.
1870 n m
Evening star., 1924-04-23

The streets and. avenues commit
tee of the Washington Board of Trade
will meet tomorrow afternoon at 4
O'Clock in the rooms of the board in
The Star building
Evening star., 1924-04-23

The James f. Walker Post, No. 26,
American Legion, will meet tomor-
row, S pm, at Twelfth Street Branch
The Washington times., 1924-09-20
WEDDINGS
AT HOME
BY John r. MeGlbury.

4 KAEfTAI1 statistics show that
30 per cent az the wedding
ceremonies performed move
aaays take place ~ home. Couples
are even getting too lazy 70 Walk =
Few blocks to eet married
They figure that its cheaper
FOR the minister To come 70 them
than ii Is 20 spend carfare and
80 to him.
BESIDES the average bridal
couple like to stick around the
house and watch the wedding
presents.
When ii comes to leaving valii.
able gifts unguarded, the bride
doesn't trust your family and you.
don't trust hers.
Home weddings are beautiful.
but they don't turn out any bet
ter.
Rohances can start anywhere,
but they always wind up "a the
same place.
f a 3 s
Al bride always likes to have the
ceremony take place In her
mothers house 80 that Il she gets
sbre at the groom she doesn't have,
to 30 hcrine, she's already there.
Besides, after the wedding she
wants to get lot Of advice from
her mother az to how to run hAr
husband.
The groom tries to get some tips
from his father, but nine times
out OF ten the old man is scared
to open his mouth.
He may open 1t but hen shut Il
right away.
Since home weddings have be.
come popular. couples can get
married whether it's raining or
not.
An you have to do Is to scnd
the minister carfare and an UNI
hreila.
A parson nowadays has to know
ne town better than a taxicab
driver.
One preacher was go busy 20.
ing around marrying other peo.
pie that he didn't have time to
get married himself.
And II he ever should find time
% get married he wouldn't know
who to ask.
The up-to-date minister is 80
busy with house weddings that.he
gets home about as often as 4
travelling salesman.
Not only that, but hs ; under
paid. He gets ten dollars Tor
tying q knot and some lawyer
gets twenty-five hundred for
lOosening it.
The main idea seems to be that
the first cost sof getting married
should be made. as CHEAP as pos.
sible.
But the real reason a woman
likes to get married 10 4 man at
home is. that it's usually the last
time he's there.
Copyright 1924. King Features
Syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1924-09-20
NOBODY KNOWS

What kind OF q policy an insur.
ance agent would write il called
upon to insure . society woman;s
pet cat.
How long an adding machine
would last II it had to total All
the wrong numbers gotten by
telephone operators.
fatEHAts -- Ert
Why owls never look for snakes
In cabarets and tea rooms.
Why business men think they
are doing something wonderful bv
giving away photos Of themselves
as Christmas presents. @ta
The Washington times., 1924-09-20
UNCLE EZRA
OBSER YES
By la Monte Waldrorl.
IA OLkS that live IN glass
houses ought 10 wash TIA
wInders once III 4 while.

4 7 4
houses ought 70 wash tha
winders once III 4 while.
When hear an 81 maid ram
pagih ag'in' all mankind suaI
pect the reason
Chap with the sIowest auto hi
70 take all the DUST
EARLY worm Is still ffeatin' tn
early bird to his breakfast.
II Pat Henry was around these
days they'd call him an arnachist
an set down onto him good am
hard.
Feller that tries to kill two birds
with one stone often breaks i
couple Of glass wlnders. !
Fishin' over to the lake has got
moe poplar than ever sence that
bathin beauty come into our
Mrs. Cerberry Whittle hired
some fancy musicians from over
TO the Corners to play for her
dance de oshkosh am the vilia9s
band feels real hurt about It.
Sim Jasper says he amt never
1 seen nothin' like the way these
candidates loves their Teller man
Jest before election sets in.
Teller that use to lick q horse
10 now the one that puts the auto
into the repair shop.
Village idiot is hayin' a lot o.
fun fer himself these days. Chases
up ev'ry, auto that breaks down
on the Stone Quarry detour an
asks foolish questions or the fellers
what's hung up.
Man with a couple of ffapper.
in his family don't lack none 70,
young fellers to hang round tn,
front porch.
Village board is talkin, o,
putin three ,lectric lights ont
Main Street. Deke Spriggins d
agin It. Says it's only a tempta
ton for folks to stay up after
O'Clock nights.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

II should certainly like to lend
you that FLYER. old top, but just
happen to be a little short my
self this week
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

Il am going to have one grand
and glorious orgy this week and
then go on q diet =
The Washington times., 1924-09-20
RARE BIRDS

George Grindstone-Insists on
beating the rugs for his wife to
improve his tennis serve.
Cecil Carburetor-Never asked
anyone If 1T was hot enough for
Sam Seeger,. - Speculated in
stocks successfully and them quit.
Alton Apfel-Never lost his TEN.
per arguing. with a telephone
operator.
Thomas Turnover-BeIieves a
woman would make a good Presi-
dent.
Terence Schwartz-Never told
a girl she was the only one he
ever loved.
Benjamin Butterscotch-Is 20.
Ing to vote the Republican ticket
Just because his mother.in.law is
q Democrat.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20
Safety First.

Tough Tim-WouId YOU hit q
guy when he was down?
Hard Boiled Harry-Not. IL I
thought he was powerful enough
to get up again.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

Now insist, let me ray!
This is my, treat and / shall he
angry IL you don't let met"
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

Notice on trolley cars: s'Pas-
sengers not allowed to stand en-
PLATFORM"
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

Tell you, folks, II. / had the
time ! would walk the five miles
TO the office every morning."
The Washington times., 1924-09-20
A WeIcorne Vacatian.

Jack-I hear that your wife was
mixed up in an automobile accl.
dent last night. "a
Black-Yes, she ran into q taxi.
cab and smashed the new, car all
to pieces.
Jack-I suppose that was quite
a blow to you, wasn't it?
Black-No, 1t turned out fine
for me. I couldn't pay the fine,
so the judge gave her thirty DAYS
in Jail. -
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

Il don't think I'll invite Mrs.
Perkins to- my next card party.
She didn't pay a bit of attention
to my little girl at the last one,
and Jane recited her new piece
as sweet as could be-"
The Washington times., 1924-09-20
LOOSE TALK

TITS not that / care for the
circus myself, go just to take
the children"
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

They say that Old Man Tomp.
kins has cut of his wife entirely
In a new will; have you heard
anything about It? He's been act
Ing mighty queer ever since his
son married that actress"
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

When daughter took pops box
OF cigars into her beau and asked
him TO help himself. asass
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

a Pat Henry was around these
days they'd call him an arnachi1t
an set down onto him good am
hard
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

Teller that use to lick q horse
is now the one that puts the auto
into the repair shop.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

The first time you went out
after you had your hair bobbed.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

Man with couple of fFappers
in his family don't lack none for
young fellers to hang round the
front porch.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

Sim Jasper says he amt never
/ seen nothin' like the way, these
candidates loves their Teller man
Jest before election sets in.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

Fishin' over to the lake has got
moe poplar than ever sence that
bathin beauty come into our
midst.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

When + hear an 81 maid ram
pagif ag'in' all mankind I suu
pect the reason.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

Feller that tries to kill two birds
with one stone often breaks i
couple Of glass Winders. Z
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

When the alarm clock failed
to go off.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

Not only that, but hs ; under
paid. He gets ten dollars Tor
tying q knot and some lawyer
gets twenty-five hundred for
l0osening it.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

EARLY worm Is still ffeatin' tn
early bird to his breakfast.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

The up-to-date minister is 30
busy with house weddings that. he
gets home, about as often as u
travelling salesman.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

The main idea seems to be that
the first cost sof getting married
should be made as CHEAP as pos.
eible.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

When the shoe shining man
polished your new yellow shoes
black by mistake.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

When ma used pas pet golf
stick to poke the fire in the
stove.
The Washington times., 1924-09-20

Chap with the slowest auto hi
to take all the dust
The Washington times., 1924-09-20
MIDDLE CLASS
MELODRAMA

When they build a house on
the. lot where you always played
Indian.