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The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20

lily uOuoS VOAhscV
my mother told me
Ito take Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound. The
first bottle helpedme
so much that I took
six O bottles and
felt fine. l have just
given birth to a nice
baby girl and am
feeling strong and
well. So different
from the way l felt
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20

10TH Oh CIIuluUy I.
Chill Sauce. =
Take fifteen ripe
tomatoes, nine APP
pies, four onions,
three RED peppers,
all chopped fine.
Add a scant pint
of Twelve
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20

Snowy linens are the pride Of every
housewife. Keep them in that condi-
ton by using Red Cross Ball Blue in
your laundry. At all grocers.-Adver-
tisement.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20
Credit Account

Prison Governor Ito released con
you here a week too long.
Convict-That's all right. Knock It
off next time!
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20

Happy is the home-maker who re-
ceives pretty lamp OF candle shades
at Christmas time-nothing helps
more TO deck out the house and make
II cheerful. Here is a new shade
made of thin silk, or fine crepe paper,
In two colOrs, rose and light blue. A
wire frame is first covered with the
rose color, put In plain, and over this
the light blue is plated. Gold lace,
silk or paper roses and four tassels
finish of this novelty In shades
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20

ular than oysters
Chop a d O e +
good-sized oy s
ters, add them
to the bread
crumbs, melted
butter and sea-
soning of salt and
poultry dressing
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20

Among the delightful gifts that eve
an amateur artist can make are tally
and score cards. Every hostess who
receives them will be twice pleased,
for no gifts are so cherished as those
made by the donor. A graceful deco
rative design is shown in the illustra-
ton, simply as a suggestion-for there
is no end to the ways in which the
characters on playing cards are intro
duced in decorations.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20

The richest iron ore in the world
is found in Sweden, where the aver
age iron content of the ore is 60 per
cent.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20
WEAK, run DOWN
after SICKNESS
LYDIA E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound Made Mrs.
DUDE Well and Strong

E. Hartford, Conn. -"After q sever
sickness 1 was so weak that l could not
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20
sEAsoNABI.E GOOD THINGS

Before the ripe tomatoes are all
gone, try this new sort Of chilli sauce, a
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20

When purpose becomes as strong
as necessity, then does man achieve.
Vigor is contagious. Associate
with vigorous people.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20

This dainty lingerie set is going to
make some lucky lady happy at Christ
mas time-if a hint to the wise Is
enough. A step-in and chemise are
made Of fine, light-colored wolfe and
decorated with disks Of wolfe, the size
of a silver dollar, in three pretty
colors. They are set on with hem
stitching in colored threads.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20
sTUFFING FOR TURKEY

AS a stuffing for turkey for Thanks
giving there is ne forcemeat more pop
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-11-20
KITCHEN
!: CABINET

(@. 1924. Western Newspaper Union.)
Duty done Is the souls Preside.
Joseph Cook.
All, the peace of that blessed ing1e!
All, the warmth Of that CHEEKY
blaZei
The hear that's 1eal and the eye
that's single
Find this crown to their faithful
days.
Julia B. Green.
Evening star., 1924-08-26

In Cleveland Park. Unforeseen circumstances
necessitate prompt sale of this desirable home.
Onlv small amount of cash required. Colonial
house having six rooms. tile bath, living room
with open fireplace, hardwood floors. hot-water
heat. electric lights, screened sleeping porch
and built in garage.
Evening star., 1924-08-26

WE'VE A SPLENDID HOME FOR YOU.
W,
poaches
INV noors buntin to cars. ~ '
THIS IS THE ANSWER.
-, MONTHLY
rgerao ~ ~ ~ ~~f'-~7 NA~ 1NN '.-'
CLEVELAND PARK. BRICK, BEAUTY.
ONE BLOCK FROM 10th ST. NV
rons hwa
w.
SOMETHING GOOD IN PETWORTH.
Semi detached tiled
DEPENDABLE, COMPLETE
II
o 81 to st sbsthsu Il
TERRELL & LITTLE, Inc.
1906 18th St. NV. Main $685.
n
Evening star., 1924-08-26

BIZ BARGAlN.
4OO4 to 4O22 18th St. NV.
Six large rooms, tile bath,
h.-w.h., electric lights, double
hardwood floors, built-in ice box,
one-piece sink, servants toilet
and other extras; double rear
porches; wide font porch; deep
lot to wide alley. THOMAS A.
JAMESON CO., oO6 N. Y. ave.
Main 5526. 49, -
Evening star., 1924-08-26
FOR SALE-HOUSES.
&V1s 0&31 14VO040s
PRICE UNDER $1,000.
1701 to 100 n Ct g z

Six rooms, bath, h.-w.h.,
electric lights, built-in ice box,
one-piece sink; double rear
porches; wide front porch; deep
lot to wide alley. Easy terms.
THOMAS A. JAMESON CO.,
oO6 N. Y. ave. NV.
Evening star., 1924-08-26

A NEW POLICY
HOMES OWNERS
PRESENT MARKET
HALF SQUARE OF BOTH CAR LINES
new an In excel
coon 'front.' bfeakfa
n
Paved alley Owner going to California must SELL therefore priced at only 1890
BEST SECTION OF COLUMBIA HEIGHTS.
open
BEAUTIFUL PARK VIEW
the
owneh murhtlar
EIKER & SOLOMON,
52o Bond Bldg. Franklin 5348
Evening star., 1924-08-26
FOR SALE-HOUSES.
FOR SALE-HOUSES.

A. Since 1892
~ d4[l4 80 IA mo PLACE LIKE HOME:
E9A ~ re- s!& NO HOME LIKE OURS"
MASSACHUSETTS PARK
Finished and under construction Differently designed de-
tached hall brick and stucco homes with Wooed
lots from 50 to us feet front Pes M and terms most %
provements and home values exceed seven Non s oas
Sample open g. Park Office Sind and Cathedral
ave- (Woodey road)
MIDDAUGH & SHANNON. INCORPORATED.
Bulder-Exclusive Agent-Owner,
Riggs-Semmes Bldg, Dupont Circle-Potomac ZzOO
CLOSE TO TOWN, WITH SUBURBAN ADVANTAGES
$o850-On Terms. 49,
Beautiful sr shrubs St s. s'a % bath
lust OFF 10th ST. NV
$16S5O-Terms Arranged
"':s s= : ss IL
IOWA AvE-oN THE EDGE OF sAUIs ADDITION.
$1,25O-On Convenient Terms.
e. IS; :: & G. ' : i ;: ::
COMMANDING A VIEW OF MILLION-DOLLAR BRIDGE.
For S13,5Oo- 5000 Cash.
@ =. 81 6 % q ; ; :. i q: s::5 s. q f. IL
NEW HOMES NEAR CHEVY CHASE CIRCLE
sl4o5o- $500 Cash
s s:; !s: e. IS & e.! e.; s. Sc ss s. - : =
s;s "s'' a..;: ':s tss @ 1 @ , % s:s % for the wifi" fine ''
UNDER CONSTRUCTION in CHEVY CHASE, &c.
Ready for Occupancy About Sept. IS.
S105O0-$lo95o.
q: IL: : s g: : s::: & :S:. 81 T. : ; ':
McKEEVER & GOSS,
1415 ST. NV. Main 4752
MEMBERS WASHINGTON ESTATE BOARD
Evening star., 1924-08-26

NEAR 18th AND
FAIRMONT SITS.
This is one of the most de-
sirable homes on Columbia
Heights. Threee stories and
cellar brick house. Basement
large, light and dry; servants
room and toilet; hot-water heat /;
instantaneous heater. First
floor Reception hall, parlor,
dining room, kitchen, pantry and
porch. Second foor-Two bed
rooms, modern bath, large
kitchen and porch, now renting
for $40 per month. Third floor
Two bedrooms and bath; one
room rented for $40. House in
perfect condition. Owner must
sacrifice to leave city. Let this
house pay for itself.
~ STONE & FAIRFAX,
1912 New York Ave. NV.
Main 2424.
Evening star., 1924-08-26

Opportunity for Colored.
$500 Cash. Price, $1,000.
A good room and bath house. on 5th ct.
near QUE wonderful chance for a colored
man to own his own home.
FRANK A. GIBBONS,
aos Insuranc. Bldg, 18th and Eye sts. a.w.
AAin~216
Evening star., 1924-08-26
BOSS & PHELPS.
Realtors.
S14,75O.

18th St Highlands. A detached home Just
little OF 18th St in 4 location of handsome
residence properties. Well constructed, bright
roomy house Cement porch across entire
house: spacious living room with fireplace.
Inclosed sleeping porch, h.w. h.. electric lights.
Garage. Lot 5OxlJ0.
Evening star., 1924-08-26


PETWORTH.
500 Block of Shepherd St.
Glendale brick houses with southern exposure.
on lot 19x142 to paved alley: all improve
ments in and paid for: house has oak hoors
hot water heat and electricity; prewar con-
best buys in this desirable suburb.
Key here and inspection only through us.
VIM. H. SAUNDERS CO., Inc,
1888 St. NV. Main 1857
NEW HOMES-$6. $50.
Brand d-new homes in an excellent neishbor-
and convenient to the Capital Traction car
line. They are of light brick construction
with colonial front porches. and are particu-
larly we'll finished throughout. Six nicely ar
porches. hardwood floors and trim, h.-w.h.,
elec. lights. A special feature is the built in
garage Can be purchased on terms of $3.50
cash with very easy monthly payments.
Evening Phone Service
Until 9 P. NJ.
Hedges & Middleton, Inc,
1884 st. NV. . Franklin esos:
Northeast Section Near Fla.
Ave. and 18th.
$4,75O. $500 Cash.
Six rooms and bath, semi-detached brick.
in spck and span condition Splendid oppor-
FRANK A. GIBBONS,
Main 21s.
The Washington times., 1924-05-22


Somebody send her daily kilograms when he's tout
wish things that wives expect
Somebody fill his pockets with tenderly inscribed postcards
ready mall before takes the trip
Somebody select NICE Christmas presents
Somebody invent fancy and to think up
pmens and sweet faerng things for him say her
sionauy
Somebody him supplied with NICE fesh convincing as
Somebody to keep her happy-and QUIET!
vanity Of a woman-and take the strain off his mind!
What OPENING for a brandnew profession!
What chance make fortune-for young with
brilliant imagination good business head and understanding
her sex! 49, 5z 10
How misunderstood wives" would be lanas
Of Jealousy suspicion and that neglected" feeling g
How husbands would be spared from naggng
questioning
-#1H@% .4al
How tame cats and lounge lizards would be of jb
How many homes would be saved from wreGkage
Waned-Oh WANTEDa Sentimental for the Tired
Business Manto make the world safe for MATRIMONY!
Copyright 1924 by King Features Syndicate Incl
The Washington times., 1924-05-22
WHEN DID 1T.
HAPPEN?

when, during the Revolution,
did the English fleet and
troops reach Staten Island, NY?
2-When did the Douglas wars
in Scotland take place?
SEWhen was the palace Of
Fontainebleau, France, built?
when was Grover Cleveland
governor Of New York?
6-When was duelling forbid.
den in England?
ANSWERS to these queries will be
printed tomorrow
ANSWERS
to Yesterdays Questions.
1.-The British ship Gaspee was
burned by Rhode Islanders in
1772.
2-Florida was admitted to the
Union in 1S45.
3-Alexander the Great invaded
Persia in s27 B. C.
Robert Burns wrote Got.
ter's Saturday Night" in 1885.
@Canton, China. was made a
treaty port in 1912.
Copyright, 1924. by King Features
Syndicate. Incl
The Washington times., 1924-05-22

water came two great, long, point
ed jaws.
Foxy Grandpar' screamed
Bobby, as I jumped for my oars.
Soon I saw that the monster
was after us, and 1 tell you I was
frightened when with a great
blow Of his SAVIOR 1t was a
giant saw.fish-the huge fish
sank it's sharp point into the.
stern OF our boat. Then he wrig-
gled away, but Bobby's hook
kept him from getting loose.
What to do I did not know,
when suddenly the saw-fish open
ed his jaws again. I stood up in
the boat, raised my oar over my
head and thrust it into his throat
He gulped and snorted and final.
ly settled down quietly on the
surface Of the water.
Hes swallowed more than he
wantedv shouted Bunny.
"Quick! Hand me that roper
1 yelled.
Bobby handed me a rope. I
managed to get it around the
fish's neck and dashed him to the
stern Of our boat. Then I made
for the shore.
Some people on the dock had
seen our battle and when we
finally pulled in to shore, want
to tell you that 1t took seven mon
to drag the saw.fish up on the
beach.
That fish was sixteen feet long.
had a four.foot saw with twenty.
two dagger-like teeth growing
out of It,.
"Well?' said Bobby, ct wanted
to catch a big saw.fish, but I
wasn't figuring on one that sizer'
The Washington times., 1924-05-22
A(7YpaR41(;sI@1au
THEIR FIGHT WITH A SAWFISH.

KIT HOPE / catch big one
today" Bobby declared,
LAS we showed off from the
dock on Florida quay.
'You ought to in these waters"
said I, thrusting my oars into the
clear blue water.
Soon we reached the fishing
grounds, baited our lines and
cast them overheard.
We fished a while without say
ing a word, when suddenly Bobby
exclaimed:
There's a nibble!'
"Give your line a yank," said I.
But Bobby didn't have to, for
before he knew it, whatever he
had on his line gave such a yank
that the reel simply buHzed as
the line started away.
ut must be a big one!" Bobby
shouted, standing up and prepar.
ing for the tussle.
Perhaps it's a sail-fish!" I
shouted.
NO." said Bobby. "it isn't pull.
ing hard enough"
But still the line kept cunning
off. Then It slackened.
II must have lost him." Bobby
sighed in despair, starting to reel
in.
Don't give up yet" said en-.
couragingly. Just keep on reel
ing"
1--WE certainly lost him." said
Bobby sadly.
But as it happened he hadn't,
although 1t might have been Just
as well If he had. you may agree
when I tell you what happened.
There Bobby was winding up
his reel for all he was worth, and
there Bunny and were watching
him, when all Of sudden there
was a great disturbance in the
water! Like a flash out Of the
The Washington times., 1924-05-22
NOT BORN TO
BLUSH UNSEEN
By Mildred Ash .

NYOT born to blush unseen
IN are the large roses that
- are quite the newest
sleeve trim for evening frocks.
Placed at the shoulder, such a
flower has a long stem, with
plentiful foliage, which, whom
twined around the arm, almost to
the elbow, forms an extremely
novel sleeve effect.
Lovely Love-Birds are nestled,
in cunning pairs, on many of the
smartest French tailored hats.
Although seen in the brightest
colors, the majority are in white,
perched upon small black hats Of
bengaline, satin or Milan.
"Preparednessw is the watch
word Of the most desirable brown
silk umbrella that feminine heart
could crave. Not only Is she who
carries it prepared for sun or
rain, but the top Of the amber
bakelite handle opens to disclose
a most cleverly concealed vanity
case. With such an umbrella, q
rainy day cannot spoil ones
clothes or ones complexion.
Gracefully Trailing Drapery Of
lace, dyed to exactly match the
straw Of which the dressy hat Is
made, is quite the accepted trim
ming for summer models in
tended to wear with lace or flow.
cred chiffon dinner frocl1s. Some
blocked crowns are even being
made Of lace, while the sweeping
brdm is Of the straw Of the same
shade.
Suitable Stocking Shades vary
with the time of day. While
mauve, beige and nude are seen
on the street during the daytime,
the newest and most desirable
evening shade is apricot. Just
as sheer as formerly are these
silk chiffon hose. For sports
wear thin. ribbed wool and Isle,
in gray or beige, are selected by
the most precise dressers.
The Washington times., 1924-05-22
Read This Entertaining Serial in Which
the Author Has Woven a Thrilling
Romance of the Problems
of Married Life.

just as she said. It was plain
enough that Jeanne was remind
ing me purposefully that in what
ever discussion she chose to in
troduce this evening / must al.
ways bear in mind the danger Of
''upsetting" her.
During dinner JEANNE held the
conversation to perfectly safe top.
les. My work. the baby's new
tooth, Carlotta's devotion to Tony
and her home, the happiness Of
the Hoadleys-all these she
brought up in rapid succession,
as IL afraid things would set
away from her. But when we
went to the living room for our
coffee, and the waitress had been
dismissed, jeanne sighed with re.
lief ana said frankly:
Now we can stop making con.
versation and begin to talk. 1
am anxious to hear your version
Of Parks accident"
Didn't Ralph tell Pat?" I
asked cautiously.
ooh, yes. But you know how
1t is when you get things at third
or fourth hand--warrhed over,
more or less like hash. Now let's
hear from the most interested on.
locker"
''Just what did Pat tell your"
/ asked suavely. II don't want to
bore you by serving up the same
things you've already Toasted
upon"
Jeanie's eyes flashed, but her
voice was controlled as she yielded
to my insistence.
Pat said that Park was on the
way to call a specialist Cor
his father and dropped in to tell
you Of Mr.. Parkinson's illness.
Mrs. Buchanan was visiting you
for the weekend. I believe. And
Bonnie Buchanan came In just
then-or, was he invited to
dinner ?"
Bonnie just dropped in, as
You heard"
"He was supposed to be cruis-
ing off to the Canaries OF come
where-wasn' he p a
ITO the Canaries. Yes" I
agreed.
How literal you are.' said
Jeanne, irritably. ''well,. we might
as well get on. Bonnie didn'1
like Parks being in your house
when Mrs. Buchanan was there,
and he made a lunge at Park
or, am I getting things coli.
fused 2"
Suddenly recognized that
Jeanie meant to have the truth.
SO decided 1t might as we'll be
the whole truth. Thereupon I
told her rapidly and without any
more elaboration than was abso-
lutely necessary just how Bonnie
had attacked Park, and how the
poor boy was lying under tho
soothing influence Of drugs,
while Doctor King waged a stern
fight for Parks life-and reason.
so that's it!' commented
Jeanne as cody Is If I'd been re-
lating how someone came by a
sprained ankle. TITS really most
unfortunate, isn't it?"
CTO Be Continued Tomorrow
The Washington times., 1924-05-22
By Ann Lisle,
Whose Serials Of Married Life
Have Won q Big Popular
Success.
{" HANK you," I managed
quietly, though had an

x" HANK you," I managed
quietly, though had an
hysterical desire to pro-
test at her queenly permission to
zee Meals baby in the morning.
Then I added:
~ els there time for me to have
d bath-or shall I just slip into
the negligee?"
Perhaps 1t will be just as
well for both Of us IL you have a
hot bath and get thoroughly
braced up" conceded Jeanne with
out abating her condescendingly
royal tone. "I'll tell cook to hold
up dinner for half an hour. Will
that do?"
Nicely" agreed, amused at
my own gratitude to Jeanne for
letting me have my own way in
the matter Of my bath.
As I invested myself in the
negligee Jeanne had left for me, 1
had spooky feeling that the jade
green satin robe intime," which
was so patiently Jeanie's and so
unsuitable for me, represented
Jeanie's victory over me in tenn
poral matters at least. And 1
shook myself actively with a de.
termination to retain possession
Of my mental self. possession even
II my body was clothed in Jeanie's
possessions.
AS l started down the stairs,
Z heard the telephone tinkle and
then Jeanie's voice-poised. sure
Of itself-coldly emphatic:
"She engaged now. I'm sorry,
but can't disturb her."
"Jeanie-if that's for me, here
/ am" / called.
There was no answer. When I
reached the living room, Jeanne
was standing in the doorway
leading to the dining room.
Dinners ready" she announced,
ignoring the. matter of the tele-
phone.
I braced myself to fight for my
rights, demanding:
"Was that telephone call for
me?'
my dear Anne" replied Jeanne
evasively, cant the telephone in
my home ring without your fan.
cying the message is for you?"
Il heard you say something
about not disturbing someone"
I explained, resenting that it
should be + who must do the ex-
planning. II thought the call
might be for me and that you
didn't want to interrupt my bath
or dressing"
Suppose we let it go at that
and have our dinner" replied
Jeanne, suavely. ''It isn't good for
me to have my meals delayed.
You must remember that it isn't
myself alone Of whom 1 have to
think now and that I cannot af-
, ford to be upset"
smiled and said nothing more.
There was no gainsaying the fact
that Jeanne had a weapon to use
against me whenever didn't do
The Washington times., 1924-05-22
/ NJ DIT MS
MARRIED WOMAN
BY HELEN ROWLAND

vXTANTEDBy the tired business man. somebody
wv mental thinking for him.
Somebody remind him telephone his wife every day. just
as he did before they were married.
The Washington times., 1924-05-22

Somebody to invent perfectly holeproof cx-
cuse for him when his golf prevents him from get
ting home for dinner.
SGSmeOoay 70 send MS wlfe flowers at Just the
OF tender message on the card inclosed
Somebody to catalogue her-and REMEMBER
the color Of her eyes, the shade of her hair the size
Of hefp gloves and stockings, her birthday and>the
date Of their wedding anniversary, her favoriie
blossoms, her taste in bon-bons and the dress she
wore when he first met her.
Somebody to plan sweet, thrilling, little surprises
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-01
Labor

IT ABoR eonqusrs all things-Ho.
IL mer
Labor vide as the earth. has ~
summit In heaven Carlyle.
Observe. without labor nothing
prospsrs s0phoeles
Prom labor health from health
conientment springs -Benttie
I labor Is the law Of happlness--
Abel stevens
The fruit drsivod from labor Is the
sweetest Of all pleasures -vauye-
marquee.
Labor yids me- of three great evils.
Ifissomcness. vice and poverty Vol.
laire.
what men want ls not talent 30 r.
purpose. not the power 10 achieve,
but the viii 70 labor BulwerLytton.
Labor is one 81 the great elements
Of society the great substantial IN.
terest on which We an stahd.-Daniel
Webster.
n you want knowledge sou must
toll Tor II; " food. you must toll for
II. and II pleasure. you must toll for
il. toll ~ the law.-RusiSin.
Nothing Is denied 10 well.dlrectcd
labor. nothing Is ever TO be attained
without it.-Sir Joshua Reynolds.
What Is there that Is illustrlous
that IL not also attended b. labor
Cicero.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-01
SCIENCE -
THE OCEAN

One OF the newest and most fasci.
mating Of sciences is occonography-
tho study OF the ocean. The ocean
contains innumcrablc awe.iuspirine
mysteries Most OF these in all prob.
ability win remain mysteries, for no
man can visit the depths Of the sea,
because no submarine or other appa.
ratus can be built that can with.
stand the crushing force OF tho
pressure OF water in the ocean
depths. But many things in that
portion Of the ocean that lies near
the surface are being analysed by
science This portion is about 5000
feet in depth. That Is MS far rs sun.
light penetratcs Below that is a
place Of pitch darkness and icy cold.
Sea water itself Is mystery. aitho
II is one that has been partially
solved and probably will be entirely
solved. IL Is known TO contain 81
Of the % elements known TO exist.
II ia probable that It contains most
Of the others. II contains not only
the common salt. but many other
salts. and also more gold than ever
was mined on land.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-01
What They Really Said

DARWIN; I'm getting tired of all this monkey business
~ Brigham Young: This is place for a married
Romeo This balcony stuff may be all right for sing
ing. but It's the bunk for kissing
Sir Walter Raleigh should worry; needed coat,
anyway
Macbeth: wonder if this dagger should be disnfected?
Mohammed: You know me. AL.
Sir Isaac Newton: I'm glad watermelons don't grow
trees.
Dante Hope my Imagination is not premonion of the
future.
Neptune: That mermaid has fishy look in her eye
I'd better watch my step.
Samson: | hope they give me a neck shave while
they're at it..
Helen of Troy: My face may have launched thousand
ships, but it didn't stop any clocks
Caesar Brutus, you done me dirt.
Columbus This publicity is great but if the earths
round, I'll eat it.
Croesus: Wish knew some good bonds to buy.
King Tut / might well get picked when
/ die
Cleopatra: I'll make mark of this Anthony.
Lucrezia Borgia: beg your pardon, but forgot to
tell YOU that that cyanide of potassium and not salt
that YOU put in your soup.
Peter Stuyvesant: | don't think this dinky island is
worth S24, but I'm pretty flush
Frederick H. didn't raise my boy to be soldier