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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21
RICHMOND

An appreciative and interested au-
dience enjoyed the lantern lecture on
Mexico breaking the Fetters" given
at the Baptist church last Sunday
evening. Next Sunday evening, Pas
tor Frederick will give another Illus
trated lecture. Around the World
with the Amba ssadors OF Christ" at
the o'clock service. The Sunday
morning sermon will be on Thanks
giving"
Mrs. Nettie Umberhind and Miss
Ora Reed left Monday for few
days visit in Boston.
Mrs Alice Webher, joining party
of Waterville friends, left Sunday for
Seminole Heights, near st. Peters
burg. Florida.
Tristan Little has gone To Range
ley where he will hunt with the
Coughlin boys for a week.
AIR. and Mrs G r. Messenger re-
turned Tuesday afternoon from a
few days visit in Boston.
At the regular convocation of
Emth Royal Arch Chapter. No CD
r. and A. NJ Thursday evening an
inspection will be made by f. G,
Companion George y Bangs. ID G.
H. =. of Orono. There will also be
" ork in the NJ. NJ NJ. Degree. 4
banquet will he served under the
,, auspices Of the star club at : o'clock.
The social which was to be held
at the Methodist chapel Wednesday
evening was postponed indefinitely
on account OF the death of the late
Il. +. Curtis.
Miss Zulette Allen was n visitor
In Gardiner. Wednesday.
Mrs Raymond Libby was bus
mess visitor in Gardiner for the day
Tuesday
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21
Portland High Ice
Crew Gets Call

Portland, Nov. 20.-coach W. II.
Perkins issued a call at Portland
High this morning for candidates for
the hockey team, the first meeting =
be held this afternoon at Deering' s
Oaks.
Coach Perkins has but three mem
bers Of last years team to start with
this year, and 1t is the hope of the
coach that there will be a big turn
out Il the practice this afternoon.
Manager Ray Smith is busy arrang-
ing games with Deering. westbrook
Sem. North Conway. Gorham High,
Hebron, Bowdoin Second and Cornish
The old problem of a Suitable rink
again faces the SQUAD
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21
A WORD TO WOMEN

a hundred and twenty-one thou
sand women would comprise a vast
army. Yet a canvass was recently
made among more than that number
Of women who had used Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for
feminine ailments. The result proved
that ninety-eight out Of every hun
dred reported benefit from Its use.
This is most remarkable evidence or
the power Of Lydia e. Pinkham,s
Vegetable Compound oTer the Ills OF
womankind. and should influence
every sick and ailinS woman to try it.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21
Difficult To Keen Alaska Dry

Prohibition Officer ID. w. Flanagan.
returning here from raidinE expe-
dition that covered 1000 miles, said
the problem OF keeping Alaska dry
Is a hard one.
THE difficulty Is In transporta-
tlon." he explained. The govern
ment saves money by accepting rNa
sonable fines from violators instead
Of taking the offenders long dis
tances by dog teams"
In the course of his trip A men
were arrested and fined. lie said he
found the worst liquor conditions "
the cannery district on Bristol Bay,
where "a Of the arrests were made
and fines were affixed totalling
$4,000
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

While no special exercises are he
ing held in the Gardiner schools Cor
Education Week, ii is being observed
~ such IN all the schools by talks on
The subject, At the morning assem-
h|ics at Gardiner High the principal.
G. T. Taylor. explained the object Of
tho week and how II is being observed
all over the country. lilo extended
through the students an invitation to
parents and friends to visit the school
not only this week but every week In
Tue year. declaring that they would
he welcomed
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21
Mrs. .orean'. Funeral Sunday

Highland Falls. N. T.. Nov. 20
Funeral services for Mrs. Frances T.
Morgan. who died In her country
home. Cragston, here Sunday night
VIII be held tomorrow afternono in
the residence. The Rev. Roland J.
Bunten Of the Church Of The Holy
Innocents. will officiate.
The body Saturday win be taken
to New York City, where on Sunday
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21
Anderson to be Paroied

Ossining, y. :. Nov. 20-William II.
Anderson. former state superintend-
ent of the Anti-Saloon League. will
pass Christmas day outside the walls
Of Sing Sing prison.
The state board Of parole today or
dered that, among other prisoners at
Sing go prison. Anderson. who was
convicted of forgery in altering the
books of his organization and who
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21
FUNERAL Of Ida =. Con

The funeral Of the late Ida T. Goff
was held at 2 o'clock Thursday after
noon from the home of her brother, f.
l.. Hartman. Third street, Ran
dolph. Rev. Charles Howard Atkins CT
the Highland Avenue church and Rev.
A: +. Leigh Of the Randolph Meth
odist church officiating. There. were
many friends present and the floral
tributes were many and beautiful. The
bearers were Stanley and Henry Harri-
man, Carl Russell and A. E. Golf. In
terment was in the family lot In Oai;
Grove cemetery.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

Adoniram Council, No. T.. r. and :
Masters. held q special meeting
Thursday evening. The work was
started at five o'clock in the after
noon, At go the members adjourn
cd to the banquet hall. where an old
fashioned shore dinner vas served.
In the evening the Super Excellent
degree was presented according to
the new ritual.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

ufacturer, was married 10 Miss Myra
A. Fields, his office nurse, at the
home of his step mother at Norwich.
Conn, it was learned today The
PHYSICIANS father died on Nov. 10.
DIR. Osgood was divorced several
years ago from Miss Loretta Coleman
of Portland. Maine. whom he married
in 1918. They had one child. Charles
Osgood, Jr.. who is living with reIa-
tives iE Norwich.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

specific charge on which the trio
faces trial is conspiracy to commit a
misdemeanor
The dummy Internal machine, in
a suitcase. was left in the editorial
rooms by Fife who was paid by
Pratt and Brunstein. The act was
publicity stunt" to advertise a
motion picture.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21
Bomb Joker. Still in Jail

San Diego. Cal. Nov. 20-C. c.
Pratt. Max Brunstein and William
Fife. responsible for a bomb hoax
yesterday when dummy" internal
machine was placed in the editorial
rooms OF the Tribune and Union.
We're confined today in the county
jail In lieu of $4,000 bail each. The
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

began one years sentence March
"a. 1924. be released on Dec. "a. in
accordance with the good behavior
ruling.
At the October meeting of the
board five prisoners were denied par
ole under a new rule which provided
that one year prisoners must serve
their full term. This rule was re-
VeTSed today
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

In the list OF members of the 1924
roo,bau team receiving letters the
name OF George Desmond was mad
yertentlv omitted. Desmond has been
letter man for several years, starring
consistently at guard.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

Mr.. and Mrs. George Clinton, Miss
lillian Clinton of Wateriown. Mr.. and
Mrs Fred Sullivan Of Wanham and
Mrs Alice sylvester OF Everett have
returned to their homes after passing
a few days here after the Clinton
Iashow wedding.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21
Throat Specialist
WEEDS Office Nurse

New York, Nov. 20-Dr. Charles
Osgood, nose and throat specialist of
this city and son of the late Charles
Henry Osgood. railroad president
and millionaire patent medicine man
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

Tie usual good tim" is assured to
al those who attend the old-fashioned
dance at Farminedale Town hall 20
night These dances arc certainly pop
MAR, as evidenced by the big crowd
in attendance at each one Of them
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

,.. Malcolm, who has been a
90. Al the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. J.
: nesmond, Brunswick avenue, has re-
NOD = TO his home in Everett, Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

MAR. will be a dance Friday eve
.,an in the vestry Of the Universalist
p .sr,ch at 730. There will be an Or
.seo,ra and refreshments.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

pobert Hill. who met with n very
painful accident two weeks ago, by
bis horse kicking him, breaking both
bones Of his right leg, Is resting as
cemfortahly as could be expected.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

The Clara Barton Guild OF the
g.nlversalist church will hold a
cooked food sale at the +. $. Smith
md Go store Saturday from II A.
Il TO . +. NJ.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

Atwood Poole, the populor barber
,ho has been employed at the G. f.
T.yIor shop for many years. has taxi
en- over the SHOP at the bridge for
,,ertv occupied by Joe Silva.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

Scientific men generally believe
that the bed OF the Pacific ocean
was once above water and inhabited
by men.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

6 Smith and Mrs. John Ripley
-. ,sturncd from a trip to the Boz
.ar markets. where they have been
hu,Ing Christmas goods.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

services will be held in st. GEORGES
Church. Burial will he in Cedar Hill
Cemetery, at Hartford, Conn.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

~ r Hopkins of Whitefield and
W., v" Mrs. D. NJ. Moulton of North
n sa.s.on we're guests Thursday of
r nc Eva Bradstreet of Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

Gardiner, Nc. Nov. 20.
We, the undersigned BARRIERS of
Gardner agree to keep our shops
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

"a Mrs. William Fl. Yeo OF
Mr. an we're In the city on bust
gichHlon... ers Yesterday afternoon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

r Lewis of Farmingdale left
\. for an automobile tour
fnunsh the southern states.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

~. will be a meeting Of the Good
The, sss Friday eTening at the Par
ish house.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

noddy Osborne left Thursday
ME .aw days visit with friends in
pnston
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

r. Roberts, Mrs. Walter
ME. ~ dresden Mills were calling
Ratabe . ~ friends Thursday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

smith attended the Masonic
II. u .;on AT Richmond Thursday
Evening.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

callahan of Boston was q
Ed"aiu calier in the city Thursday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21

md Mrs. Frank Hodgkins were
Mf. an lewiston Thursday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-11-21
GARDINER

,,ars of North Whitefeld was
r. q calIer in the city yesterdaT.
Evening star., 1924-03-16
W00DMEN OF THE WORLD.

Tomorrow evening Maple Camp will
hold st. Patrick's day dance in Odd
Fellows Hall at Capitol Heights.
Washington Woodmen will attend in
uniform and visitors representing
several Maryland Namps will be pres
ent. The Irish jig will be executed
by Sovereign Louis F.. Litz, and other
fancy dance features will be on the
program. A large orchestra will fur
nish music and prizes will be given
Tor excellence in popular dances.
Important conventions of Oak,
Hickory and Mount Vernon camps
are to be held next Thursday night
Clerk 5. kearns Banker w. G. Stott
and other newly elected officers will
be installed by Consul Commander
Williams of Oak Camp will address
the camp following the installation.
Hickory will hear reports from Clerk
Fako and the Uniform Rank Com
pany. Mount Vernon will discuss the
deputy system and plan to increase
the membership.
The fair committee of w. A. Fraser
purchase OF robes for the camp Off
GERS was discussed. Capt. George NJ.
Green made a plea for greater ac-
tivity of the Uniform Rank Com
pany. 1t was announced that the
camps Drum Corps has been request =
ed to lead the parade on Memorial
day. Drum Major Robert English
told Of the plans of his Organization.
Tho Boosters Club will hold it's
March session next Friday night
President Smart has some announce
ments regarding new undertakings
of the club Reports will be heard
from Col. Freeland, Vice President
excursions. building and entertain
meHt.
Evening star., 1924-03-16
B. P. @. ELKS.

The concert program for tonight
includes Miss Teresa Shaeffer. toe
dancing: Miss Helen Notes. singing
and dancing; Mary Hedman, songs;
J. l.. Wilkerson. baritone. assisted at
the piano by Mrs. Wilkerson: Miss
Jeanette McCaffrey. vocalist, assist
ed at the piano by Miss Catheryn
McCafrey; Miss Howard. sopra no
soloist; Eddie Clark. late of Prim--
roses minstreis; chorus singing and
two photoplays. The program Is
under the direction of j. l. Reh and
+. Lawrence Phillips. Robert Hoy
invites all EIks. their families and
friends to attend these concerts,
which are given each Sunday eve
ming in the ballroom of the Elks'
Club. 919 II street northwest, begin
ming at o'clock.
The Boston Club is giving dance.
band concert and cards tomorrow
night at the Eiks' Club and the pro-
ceeds are to help defray the expenses
of the band and drill team to Boston
for the national convention in July.
owing TO the St. Patrick'S party,
the usual meeting of the Boston Club
tomorrow has been dispensed with,
but thereafter the meetings will be
held regularly each Monday evening
in the ballroom. Preparations for
the trip to Boston are progressing
satisfactorily. The party leaves here
by special train on the morning of
July 6 and remains in Boston until
Thursday evening, when it will be
divided. some returning to Washing
Evening star., 1924-03-16
DAUGHTERS OF ISABELLA.

Circle No. 17S Monday evening re-
ceived reports from Miss Ursula Fla
gel, chairman of committee in charge.
the dance and card party
to be held March 3, Mrs. Redmond
DeVaney, chairman of the sick COM
mittee, and Mrs. James Il. Hartnett,
chairman of the committee in charge
iof the February social meeting.
The entertainment committee an
nounced that the. play scheduled for
the March social meeting would be
postponed until after Easter. and a
lcard party will be held March "a.
The spring rummage sale will be
held April "a. rs and IS, with Mrs.
Stephen Stafford as chairman Of the
committee.
The circle voted favorably upon the
request of Rev. Francis J. Hurney for
in making success of
THE Holy City" which he will pre-
sent during Holy Week for the bene-
Ifit of the country churches of the
Miss Mary +. Morgan was appointed
chairman OF the committee to arrange
for the moonlight excursion in the
early summer.
Evening star., 1924-03-16
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS.

Owing to III health. Grand Knight
Charles Fahy of Potomac Council has
left the city for an indefinite stay.
During the world war he saw active
service as an aviator, and was award
ed the croix de guerre with palm.
At the council meeting March "a
an address on Catholic Education
will be delivered by Andrew Hickey.
|. The Knights of Columbus of Wash
ington have been invited to take
charge of the staging Of the passion
play, "The Holy City" in three acts
and eighteen scenes, each evening of
passion week, with matinees Wednes-
day and Saturday, for the benefit of
the poorer country churches.
The officers of Keane Council will
meet Thursday evening at o'clock,
at the clubhouse. Lecturer James =.
McKeon and his committee are work
ing on a surprise program of social
activities following the Lenten season
Evening star., 1924-03-16
IMPROVED ORDER RED MEN.

Invitations are being issued for the
celebration of the twenty-seventh
birthday of Idaho Tribe, No. Is, which
will be held at Pythian Temple Tues
day night. A five-tube radio has been
installed in the lodge room of Idaho
Tribe, and every member of the order
is invited to listen in" any Tuesday
evening. Past Sachem Charles w.
Kolb has charge of the outfit.
White Eagle Tribe, No. II, at their
last meeting entertained several mem
bers of the Great Chiefs. The adop-
tion degree will be conferred at the
meeting March 20.
Idaho Council, No. /, had at their
last meeting Great Sachem Robert A.
Humphries with delegation from
his own council, Mineola, No. s. Past
Pocahontas Emma Strobel has been
appointed instructress of Idaho Coun-
ell for the present Great Sun. The
council held a successful dinner at
Pythian Temple last Wednesday.
Sioux Tribe, No. IS. at it's last meet
ing received six applications. About
thirty-five members. including Past
SachemS Strobel, Emory and Heiden-
heimer, Great Senior Sycamore Nc
Cracken and Great Junior Sycamore
Madison, attended the monthly meet
ing of the side degree, THE House of
Representatives"
Evening star., 1924-03-16
MACCABEEs.

Plans for the entertainment of a.
w. Frye, supreme commander, when
he visits Washington this week have
been completed by the officers of the
bee in the District Of Columbia TWEEN
ty-eight years ago. He was named
supreme commander of the order jan
uary l. This will be his first visit to
Washington since his election. Ma
tionai Tent will hold a special review
Wednesday night at odd Fellows
Hall, to which all Maccabees in the
District have been asked to attend.
A class of twenty-five will be
initiated Wednesday night. Bright
years, resumed meetings Thursday
night. when c. w. Shoots was elected
commander. The tent will meet again
April 10. Dee Hammer has been
placed in charge of the membership
drive of Brightwood Tent as deputy.
The Caravan Club will entertain
Sir knight Frye at dinner Tuesday
night at the Ebbitt Members of the
club, officers of the District tents,
deputies. Supervising Supreme Com
mander j. f. Turner and District
Deputy Lee Ellmake will attend
National Tent will have II special
initiation for the supreme comman-
der. William Joseph Devine. T.. q.
Muller. Allen c. Robertson. Charles Le-
Roy Scott and Charles Martin will be
pTopOSeu loF membership
Those to be initiated are ]. j.
Adams. w. A. Arnold, L. II. Brad :
shaw, Lewis l.. Cauffman, William T.
Collins, William l.. Curry, Joseph A.
Dorsey; George Elmer Frye, William
+. Green. J. J. CUR, John NJ. Grea-
Eair, A. Z. Grogan, A. s. Quinn, James
G. Hayes, NJ. A. Kidd, =. II. I,averine,
Edward L. Jordan, Carroll LiIlard, f.
j. McCluskey, w. NJ. Mcintyre. r. j..
Phillip. $. L. Proffitt, s. G. Quinn, ].
+: Rossiter. J. L. Redmond, q. c.
Slater. f. f. Brown, j. T. Dawson,
Joseph Forester, r. NJ. Bowman,
Thomas q. Barnes. J. 4. Slavin, ID. J.
Noone, A. B. Clegg. S. Is. Reeder, W.
]. Lawler, T. g. Woods, Thomas 3.
Steed. RUPERT Sullivan. Allison Z.
Thomas, S. w. Wright, c. e. Watson,
Donald f. Wood and F. n. Zihlman.
The B Club will hold a dance to-
morrow night at Odd Fellows Hall.
The Degree Team Association, OF
which Joseph Foster is in charge, will
meet after the dance tomorrow night
Final arrangements will be made for
the degree work at the Frye vista
tion.
Mount Vernon Tent has called a
meeting April 10 at which a member
ship drive will be started.
Evening star., 1924-03-16
MASONIC.
LODGES.

LODGES.
.Monday--Potomac. No. .. F. c.
AnAcostia. No. 81, NJ. NJ.
- Pentalpha, No. 23. f. c.
Mount Pleasant, No. 33. NJ. NJ.
East Gate, No. 81. NJ. NJ. special
at 7:30.
Tuesday-National, No. L.. grand visi-
The New Jerusalem, No. Q. NJ M.
special at 7:30 pm.
Myron NJ. Parker. No; q; NJ. NJ.
King David. No; rs, i. cao,s,r,., =,
No. H.. F.; C., special. pm;
Osiris, No. 3s. NJ. NJ. by past
rast masier. Gatc No ,. +. c.
Thursday"Sa1ai. ds! Nav: .'% No. No. 4. NJ. NJ. by
past masters.
Ia Fayette. No. 10. social.
VIM. Il. Singleton. No. 30, +. c.
Congress. No. 81, social.
Friday--LRbanon. No. Z, +. G.
Washington Centennial, No.
H. NJ. NJ. special at 6:30 pm.
School OF instruction.
ROYAL ARCH CHAPTERS.
Tuesday-La Fayctte. No. ). Mark.
Wednesday, Columbia, No. /, +. NJ.
and ii. l.. NJ.
Brightwood. No. .. Royal Arch.
Friday-Eureka. No. 4. Royal Arch.
School of instruction.
KNIGHTS TEMPLAR COMMANDERIES
Friday Columbia. No. >. Order of the
Temple.
ROYAL AND SELECT MASTERS.
Observation-Disclosures Council, No. I,
degrees.
dncsda!-Mount Pleasant. No. %.
ANCIENT AND ACCEPTED SCOT
TISU RITE.
Mithras Lodge of Perfection. fourth
and fifth degrees.
Evening star., 1924-03-16
Americas Empire Builders

THE builder of railroads comes e.
the front in the guise of an empire
builder in Thomas H. Ince's western.
The Last Frontier" now being
filmed in California,
Not the railroad magnate, the sitter
IN soft chairs, the broker in stocks
and finances. but the man who drags
chain, pegs out stakes and then
swings a pick, a shovel and a malIet,
driving the rivets that hold the rails
ne IS the one who holds the spotlight
in this new drama, which revolves
about the building of the first trans
continental railroad to the Pacific
coast
Construction scenes for this pro-
duction will cost many thousands of
dollars. Fifty thousand feet of film
already have been Shot" carrying
spectacular thrills in buffalo hunting
scenes, including a colossal stampede
in which 10000 American bison 'per-
formed"
Every step Of the work is being fol-
lowed with keenest interest by west
ern pioneers who are familiar at first
hand with the hardships and trials
through which their fathers and
mothers lived.
Evening star., 1924-03-16
CATHOLIC DAUGHTERS OF
AMERICA.

Plans for the purchase of home
and clubhouse were discussed at a
rally meeting of Court District of Co
lumbia, No. 212, last Sunday after
noon at the Raleigh, with over $50
members present. No definite loca-
ton was decided upon and a commit
tee of ten was appointed to- make
further investigation of proposed
sites.
The Giee Club will meet this after
noon at 3:45, at st. Vincent's Orphan
Asylum, 4th and Charming streets
northeast, to take part in an enter
tainment for the children.
Mrs. Henry G. Klinge was elected
representatie of the Catholic Daugh-
ters OF America to the Publicity Di-
rectors' Club.
Evening star., 1924-03-16
Wanted to Go Along.
From Farm Life.

From Farm Lie.
A certain married couple is in the
habit of falling out and having a big
quarrel every few days. One morn
ing Immediately after one of their
regular family rows, the husband
said:
"Jane. / want you to leave; for I'm
tired of you. And l want YOU to take
all of your clothes with you" a mo-
ment later he turned around and
added: But say, let me know when
you're ready to GO
But why do you want to know
when I'm ready to go, if you're tired
of me?" asked his wife.
Because / want to go along with
you," answered the husband.