The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-06-05

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day. will try to learn why you can't
turtle.
George Kinsella-You will perform
across the desert and will be known
forever after as the shiek Of Arabia
Evelyn Kusba-You are to be an old
maid and will die of broken. heart
because the man of your choice desert
ed you.
Boyd Leon-You will be e business
man with an office In the WOODWORK
building. Your knowledge will dc
much for you in securing daily pro-
at the bottom and work yourself uI
Herbert Lembke-You will never
er of Bachelors hall.
Eula Lee-Your life will be a bright
one on the stage. You will be the
most noted and graceful toe dancer OF
Norbert Marx-Your future days
will be passed by carrying water fol
the elephants in the Barnum- Baily cir
Gus.
Beatrice Martyn-You will be mat
ron of an. orphanage. In Daddy
Long Legs" you portrayed your real
future.
on the stage you will marry minister
and settle down to village life.
Orlando Paske- You are destined tc
be farmer. Your chief chic, CT, crop will 81 Be
cult time keeping boys out Of the
patch.
Ruth Reese-You viii study dress
America and be private dress maker
to the first lady of the land.
Dorothy Steines-You will elope
with a convict. Your husband will al.
so be a tight rope walker and we will
find Won selling DOp-cOru balls at the
Stearns County Fair.
Edwin Seiben-I see by your palm
that, you will be the worlds most not
take to teach the new Turtle Tread to
anyone in fifteen minutes.
Mae Upton-You will give up 8
that you might ever decorte chair
opposite your childhood sweetheart.
a.
Last VIII and Testament of the Class
Of 1924 Of the s ssoh Centre Public
WE, the esteemed and distinguished
Class of 1924, OF the Sauk centre Pup-
lie High School of the City Of Sauk
being generally considered (that is, by
all except Mr.. Otis) of sound mentality
and exuberant health, that is, for the
and Te deer n fG f a Be our
will and Testament as follows, to-wit
FIRST-We do hereby give and be-
queath to-those remaining the oppor-
tunity to gain higher learning and
chance to shine by our reflected
light, they not being able to shine by
sECoND-we, as class, do give
and bequeath to the Juniors the. right
of sitting near the radiators and win
dows that they may freeze their heads
and melt their feet in the furtherance
Of their educations.
THIRD-Our general "promptness
when duty calls" dignity and good be,
improvement to the sophomores.
FOURTH-We, as the illustrious Sen
fence that the teachers should be
called by their first names, they like
the familiarity; that one should shout
loudly in the halls, it's good for the
to the Freshmen, to use in their So
journ in the Senior High.
FIFTH-We, as the Class of "a, do
Board of Education. the steel safe for
the fling of records, knowing that the
mighty deeds and accomplishments OF
this class shall always be kept on
the records of the Sank Centre High
SIXTH-we, as the departing Sen
iors, do hereby give and bequeath to
the members of the faculty the, auto
graphs in our text books and the in
itials carved on our desks. .
We hereby wish to record the fol-
lowing private donations:
Donald Austin wills to Alan Wilcox
his front seat, and an opportunity to
spread his legs in the general direc-
ton of the piano stool to the derrange-
ment of the functions of the lower ex-
tremities of those passing this partic-
ular corner.
Della Bailey donates her walks to
and from school with Lillian Flahaven
to Clarence Arneson.
Minnie Boyer leaves her full sized
grin to Lyle Veeder.
Newell Barnard bequeaths his ability
to write poems and make cartoons to
Valerian Schoenhoff, so that he may
put his brilliant thoughts on paper
rather than voicing them to his teach
ers, thereby predicting his downfall
Paul Besser wills his position at the
Blue Valley Creamery to Arnold Pope
in the hope of establishing friendly
relations between Arnold and his flu
ture employer.
Rita Bergman bequeaths her habitu-
al hardness to MERGED Bishop.
IsabePs ready answers in English
class she gives to Dick Schoenhoff in
hopes that he will raise his marks.
Aylmer and Carol give their tws
party line to Walter, Octavia, and
Harry, thus making it a three party
line.
Janette Dahlem's effectiveness to