New Britain herald., 1924-06-28
1.-THE OBSER VER- Makes Random Observations
 On the City and Its People

mirror. The funny faces conjured while buttoning the ends of the col lar. Failure. Failure, Failure. Fail Ire. (Swear word.) Pretty near that time. (Cuss word.) More perspira-
 ton. The walk about the house try ing to button that stubborn end. Suc-
 cess. A cough. Fastening. that end Failure. (Profanity.) At last. Neck tie. Vest. Coat. Necktie crooked. Strengthened with a yank that brings a dirty fingermark to the collar. Won't change the thing. Powder to the rescue. At last, the fashion model ready for the dance.
 Opening of the New Chippanee
 Country club golf colrse on July 4 l will mark an epoch in Bristol's sport ing annals as for years since the | abandonment of the old East Bristol course, the Bell Town disciples of the | mid iron and the brassie have been compelled to affiliate with clubs of | nearby towns and cities. In addition to offering a splendid IS hole course the new country club will have a fine club building and last but not least will present a command of the Pennington valley for the grounds are the most slightly of the section. The country club is located on the hills, ringing the city of Bristol, known as Chippens Hill and is easily accessible from Bristol and Terryvihe over fine roads, making ideal condi- tions for the members. The club has been made possible by the subscrip- ton of stock among local people and nothing has been left undone to make it one Of the finest organizations of its kind in New England. Every fa- cility for the golfer, either male or female, is provided for as the com mittee in charge has made a careful study of the needs of clubs and ideas from other places are amplified here The property was originally one of tho best equipped farms of the Bristol sec- ton so that the country club pro- motors had. matters well paved for their work. Although the course will open on July 4, all of the work has not been completed on the clubhouse, which will open about August 1.
 Chairman Frank l.. Conon Of the beard of public works reports that the policy of maintaining patrols in the different wards for the purpose of dis covering where street repairs are needed is proving successful. The policy was adopted when the new board took up the reins. A skeleton force is maintained in each ward and when defects in, streets are found steps are taken 10 make immediate repairs. Under the system followed prior to this, streets defects could exist for weeks without being reported to headquarters and tho process Of re- pairing them would be slow and tedious,
 The street department has never been busier than it is now and al- though there are some streets which need attention, work is being carried on on large scale, William H. Hall has completed tho laying of amiestitc on Grove Hill and it's perfect job, say we. 1t is so smooth that we thought we were riding in a Pierce Arrow instead of Cur Puddle Jump- CT" when we gasoined over that thor one night recently.
 It is said that the public works board intends to widen Stanley street from the foot Of Shepards hall to Allen street, giNN drivers of auto nine feet more room. This would be a desirable move as the along this stretch is not any too wide.
 Paving of Park street from the railroad tracks easterly to Stanley street will also be appreciated by mos torists on pleasure or business bent. who now pray for the safety Of their springs. Myrtle street is another thor oughfare which needs attention and which, no doubt, will be taken up soon.
 Those having occasion 10 use the streets extensively agree that they are in much better condition than they were a month ago.
 
 Man wants but little here below.
 A bungalow with patch of ground for planting spring vegetables.
 A high powered motor car.
 A ticket admitting him to na- Lional political convention.
 4 high salaricd position
 Membership in tho country club.
 A card of under so for the IS holes.
 Good standing with the leading ailor.
 Eternal youth
 His name on the front page.
 A cottage at the shore.