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The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

"I'm sorry ran over your hen."
said the hnd-hearted motorist. "I'll
pay you for her."
"That was a pet hen, sir. She al
ways came to me when / called her,
and laid an egg every day."
would dollar be all right?"
"You'd better make it two, sir l
also have a rooster. He thinks lot
of that hen, and when he finds out
she's dead it wouldn't surprise me
much if the shock killed him."
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

Miss Affleck of Winchester, Va,
hasn't missed Sunday School in 80
years, so of course she doesn't play
golf.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

Wild horses in the vicinity of Bend,
Ore, have increased SO rapidly that
they are becoming nuisance. Ex-
remedy low prices for horses resulted
in the ranchers turning them out into
the mountains to shift for themselves.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

to meet competition, the efficiency
will necessarily have to be increased
and in that way decrease cost of pro-
duction.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

Man in Baltimore has been arrested
six times by the same cop. Such a
habit must be nerve-wrecking.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

Some people will do anything to
save money. In New York, a sick
millionaire married his nurse.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

There are 544,671 United States en-
ployes, which is a lot of people to be
suspected in one oil deal.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

"He relinquished his vitality on the
bellicose meadow"
eff Barnum hadn't been right Cen
eral Sherman never would have had
occasion to make that remark" phil
osophizes DR.. Vaughn MCGUIRE.
"Gettin' home late the other night"
says one of our Flagstaff married
men to A. F. Grimmell, 'I laid there
the rest of the time until daylight
wondering how in hell Jonah got away
with it, when his wife asked him
where he had been during his long
absence from home and he told her
a whale had swallowed him.
Rev. H. F. Softley says he never
was much embarrassed, but he re-
members man who was. He was
bridegroom and at the wedding break
fast when the company vociferously
demanded he make speech, he arose,
blushing, stammering, placed his hand
on his wife's shoulder and said:
"This thing has been forced on me-"
Fashion note: Some of the new
spring overcoats is awful loud, but if
too loud owner is permitted to wear
muffler.
Was to a party the other night and
they had been playin' the phon-
ograft. They stopped but a few
minutes later when the cook in the
kitchen dropped a arm full of dishes,
three couples got up an started to
dance.
Never had an accident in my hull
life, boasted "Rimmy" Jim Giddings
to fair tourist out looking over his
cattle kingdom. Never was sick,
neither, 'cept for a few hours foller-
in gittin' bit by rattlesnake."
"My goodness. Don't you call that
an accident? ?" the fair visitor asked.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28
Tom
Sims /
Says

President of University of Mary
land may have his pay cut, perhaps
because he makes enough to live on.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

Beloit, Wis.,, dry agents used a
stomach pump to obtain evidence,
proving booze isn't safe anywhere
these days.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

There's nothink like study of the
dickshunary to inkreese you're vokab-
ulerry, says ]. p McVey, the teecher
of Inglisch at the Flagstaff high
skule, who offers in evidence what
one of his pupils done by peroosin
same to the following sentense:
"He gave up his life on battle
field"
Wich the pupil prodewced like this:
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

Professor in st. Paul, Mimi, says
children are as good as their parents
were, which will disappoint many
parents.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

Cost of the bonus bill is set at more
than two billions, and they may have
to go without a few scandals to pay
it.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28
BY STANLEY

a dowery.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, it's not SO good neither; there is
none Of it left.
Oh, that's bad.
Oh, it's not so bad neither; we
bought home with it.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, it's not SO good neither; it
burned down.
Oh, that's bad
Oh, it's not so bad neither; she was
in it.
The editor of a country paper re-
ceived paragraph to the effect that
a bride in his baliiwick kneaded bread
with her gloves on.
He ran the paragraph in his paper
adding as an appendix: "The editor
of this paper needs bread with his
shoes on, he also needs it with his
clothes on, but if some of the delin-
quent subscribers don't pay up pretty
soon, he will need bread without a
darn thing on"
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

eff Barnum hadn't been right Cen
eral Sherman never would have had
occasion to make that remark" phil
osophizes DR.. Vaughn Mcclure.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

Fashion note: Some of the new
spring overcoats is awful loud, but if
too loud owner is permitted to wear
a muffler.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

"He relinquished his vitality on the
bellicose meadow"
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

Hint to would-be shieks: kissing a
girl is like opening a bottle of olives
the trouble is usually experienced
getting the first one.
The Coconino sun., 1924-03-28

Our old seminary roommate, J. K.
Gorrell, colyum conductor and gen.
eral t-so-darn-much on the Bremen
Indiana Enquirer, like we are on this
palladium, got series of chuckles
when he wrote the following legiti-
mate news item for his paper:
"Miss Lucy Ford of Cadillac has
been spending the past week as the
guest of Miss Wilma Packard at 634
Hudson street."
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-22

umn on the right, the correct names
of the dishes, found by rearrangtng
the letters of each item.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-22
200 AT O. {. S. BANQUET
Brookside Chapter Entertains at Ma
sonic Temple.

The Brookside chapter of o. E. S.
entertained Tuesday night with a
banquet for 200 and a program at
the Brookside Masonic Temple, Pros
pect and E. Tenth SITS.
Program included a drill by Circle
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-22
$1,000 IS GIVEN TO
COMMUNITY FUND
INDIANAPOLIS Foundation
Makes Donation.

Arthur r. Baxter, chairman Of the
special gifts committee of the Com
munity Fund, today announced the
receipt Of a gift of $4,000 from In
dianaoplis Foundation. Contribution
was made in behalf Of Alphonso P.
Pettis and the late James E. Rob
erts, whose gifts to the Indianapolis
Foundation have become available.
Pettis, one Of the donors to the In
dianapolis Foundation, lives in Nice,
France.
The gift to the Community Fluid
was voted by the board of trustees
Of the Indianapolis Foundation,
which is composed of J. K. Lilly,
chairman; Mgr. Francis H. Gavisk.
Henry W. Bennett. G. A. Efroymson,
Louis H. Levy and Henry H. Horn
brook.
Almus G.. Ruddell presided over
meeting Tuesday night at the Clay
pool. attended by representatives OF
commercial employees division, No. 2.
Addresses we're made by Homer W.
Borst, executive secretary of the In
dianapolis Community Fund, and
Charles o. Lee OF the fund cam
paign organization.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-22
Why Women Look so at 40

With dark circles under their eyes,
sallow compilations, drawn expressions,
dropping shoulders, tagging step,
many women Of forty have the appear
ance Of women Of sixty. In many cases
this condition is caused by overwork or
neglect OF such warning symptoms, as
headaches, backache, nervousness, dis
placements, and Irregularities which in
dictate ailments peculiar to women. If
all women so afflicted would only rely
upon Lydia f. .Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound it would restore them to
normal healthy condition, and the pre-
mature signs of age will soon diSap-
pear-Advertisement.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-22
The indianapolis Times

No. 4, Jobs Daughters; readings by
Miss Dorothy LAGER, songs by Miss
Violet Sehr, readings by Miss Arnita
Burns, songs by Miss Mabel Mar
tin, readings by Miss Anna Hogue.
Hall was decorated with fall flow
ers. Mrs. Netttie Ransford and Mrs.
Phillip Zoercher, grand officers, were
honor guests.
The entertainment included Miss
Lucy Eberly, chairman, and Mrs.
Bessie LAGER, Miss Elizabeth Arnett,
Miss Mabel Gipe, Miss Violet Sehr.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-22
MOTORMAN is FREED
Charges Following Mans Death Are
Dismissed.

Charges. of involuntary man
slaughter against Ben Caraway, SIS
N. East ST., motorman on T. H,
I. & E freight car, were dismissed
in city court today. Caraway's car
fatally injured John Marvin, 48, of
4401s E. Washington St, Sept. 49,.
Police said they found liquor in pos
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-22
BRYAN WILL SPEAK HERE
William Jennings to Address Rally at
Cadle Tabernacle.

William Jennings Bryan VIII speak
at a Democratic rally at Cadle Taber-
nacle, Oct. 90, Omer Jackson, chair
man Of the Democratic State speak
ers' bureau, announced today.
Bryan viii also speak at Kokomo,
Marion and Anderson Oct. Is, and at
Newcastle the afternoon Of Oct. %.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-10-22
4 Puzzle
q Day
UNDER STEADY Streaming
OUR RUN EAST GAINED OUR

These words were the slogan
adopted by the members Of the crew
of the United States battleship Ore
gon, after her memorable cruise dur
ing the Spanish-American War. The
striking feature Of the sentence is
the fact that it cleverly involves the
name Of the Oregon. Can you dis
cover how?
Evening star., 1924-11-26

and if ii plays the game il is capable
of there is every likelihood it will win.
Hopkins, though. also is stronger
than it was week or two ago and
apparently has an eleven superior to
that of last year when it held the
College Parkers to Il tie score. All
in all, a real gridiron fight may be
expected on the Baltimore field
Maryland and Hopkins teams have
been meeting on the gridiron nearly
80 years. Until within the past 10
years. Hopkins invariably was victor.
but lately Maryland has held a de-
cided advantage over the Black and
Blue. The contest has grown to be
one of the most important annually
in the South Atlantic section, both in
the class of foot ball usually dis
played and in the amount of interest
1t arouses not only among students
and alumni of the rivals. but through
out Maryland generally.
Maryland expects to enter the fray
with the following line-up:, Supplee
and Beatty, ends; Bromley and
Burger, tackles: Luckey and Hough,
guards: Lewis, center: Resley, quar-
terback: Pugh and Heine, halfbacks:
Hall. fullback. All are Washingtonians
except Bromley, Luckey, Beatty and
Besley.
Evening star., 1924-11-26
SCHOOL SOCCERISTS
IN TITLE TILT TODAY

Park View and Force-Adams were
to meet in one of the elementary
school championship soccer games to-
day on the Plaza, starting at $50
o'clock.
keenly contested tilt was in pros
pect. Both teams eliminated divisional
champions of last year Park View
took the measure of Monroe, while
Force-Adams pointed the way to Cur
tis-Hyde.
Brent Dent impressed in the series
yesterday by winning over the Wal
ZACH team for the right to represent
the southeast in the tournament
games. kelso of he victors proved
the outstanding star.
Evening star., 1924-11-26

Georgia goes into the game with q
record of five conference victories,
unmarried by defeats or draws, while
Alabama has won four conference
contests and escaped a tie. Each
team has lost a game outside the
conference, Georgia to Yale, to IS,
and Ala bama to Centre, Il to 0. Only
two other conference teams are un-
defeated and but one of these has a
chance to acquire five victories.
Three Still Have Games.
Three conference teams will not be
able to pack up the balls after the
Thanksgiving tilts. Georgia Will leave
Birmingham for Danville, Ky. to play
Centre Saturday, and Washington
and Lee is booked for an engagement
with Florida in Jacksonville. Fla,
December 6. The Generals and Alli-
gators are undefeated, Washington
and Lee boasting three victories and
tie. and Florida's standing shows
victory and tie.
Washington and Lee plays North
Carolina State in Raleigh tomorrow,
while Floridas opponent comes from
the Missouri Valley Conference, Drake
making the long jump from Des
Moines to Gainesville.
Georgia and Auburn play in At
lanta in game that makes or breaks
the season for the two teams. Re-
gardless of previous triumphs or re-
verses, this game looms large in the
calendar of the Yellowjackets and
Plainsmen.
The North Carolina-Virginia game
at Charlottesville is a classic and
would be so if neither team had won
a game before Thanksgiving. The
contest at Roanoke between V. P. I.
and V. NJ. 1. falls into the same class,
as does the far-famed affair at Nash
vile when Vanderbilt meets Sewanee.
Two Southern elevens follow the
advice to young men to go West
by leaving on trips that will land
them in the same city. The Missis-
sippi Aggies play Washington Uni
versty and Centenary meets ST.
Louis, both in the Mound City.
Tennessee and Kentucky meet in
Knoxville and Tulane and Louisiana
State University will be engaged at
Baton Rouge.
Carolina, plays South Carolina in Co
lumbia, the Gamecocks having a high
rating in the vexed Palmetto State
situation which may further be COM
plicated by the game between Glenn
son and Furman at Clemson. Other
South Carolina games include New
berry VS.. Wofford at Spartanburg
and Presbyterian College VS.. Citadel
at Charleston.
An International Clash.
An intersectional game, marking
the days play and making the stu
alton all even between Southern
teams playing far from home. and
the reverse, is that between Lom-
bart College of Illinois and the
Tennessee Meds at Memphis.
Oglethorpe, conqueror Of Mercer,
Evening star., 1924-11-26
HARVARD SCHEDULES
WILLIAM AND MARY

CAMBRIDGE, Mass, November -
Two new opponents, Rensselaer,
Polytechnfc and William and Mary.
appear on the Harvard foot ball
schedule for 1925.
Another innovation in the 1925 sea-
son will be the playing of the Brown
game at Providence in connection
with the inauguration of the new
Brunoman athletic plant
The schedule follows, games to he
played at the stadium, unless other
wise Indicated:
October 3, Rensselaer,; 10, Middle
bury; II, Holy Cross: "a, Dartmouth.
81, William and Mary.
November {, Princeton at Prince
ton; IA, Brown at Providence; 21,
Yale.
William and Mary is, next to Har-
ward. the oldest college in the United
States, having been formed in 1852.
Evening star., 1924-11-26
13 AT EASTERN HIGH
GIVEN GRID INSIGNIA

Thirteen foot ball players of East
ern Highs 1924 eleven received
letter awards this morning in the
Light Blue and White auditorium.
G. Harris White. physical director of
the high schools. made the presen-
tations to the following boys: Ra-
dice, Howard, Heeke, Heintz. Fla
therty, Walter. O'Brien, Sutton, Kes-
rler. Sweeney. Sheehy, Hook and
--ugheS.
Western High was scheduled to
award foot ball letters today, but
the affair was postponed until next
week. The Red and White gridmen
were due to leave the city today at
3 o'clock for Manchester, N. H, where
they will tackle the high school team
of that city tomorrow.
High school officials may obtain
the new George Washington Uni
versity gymnasium for the 20-game
scholastic basket ball series, which
will get under way January 10. The
school heads also have. decided that
the 1925 base ball series will consist
of 20 games.
Central High will end it's foot ball
season in a game with Winchester
High Schools team tomorrow on the
latter's grounds.
Evening star., 1924-11-26

DO you suppose that if by some
magic wand foot ball could be wiped
or the earth those who witness
the games would spend their Satur-
day afternoon in Libraries and art
galleries. instead of filling the sta
diums as they do?" Commissioner
Griffith asked
There seems to be an erroneous
Idea concerning the salary paid
coaches. A recent survey revealed
that there are not more than nine
coaches in the country who receive
salary Of $4,000 or more This is
not a tremendous income compared
with earnings of doctors, lawyers and
engineers. There are probably 10000
coaches In America, and the average
salary is not more than $4,000 a year"
Intercollegiate athletics have been
immeasurably improved in the last
% years under the leadership of pro-
fessional coaches, the commissioner
said.
1T might be urged that If teachers
taught for nothing, II preachers re-
ceived no remuneration for preach
ing, and if our legislators were not
paid, the quality of the teaching
preaching and legislating that we
would receive would be enhanced.
There is no wrong in paying a foot
ball coach decent living salary"
Evening star., 1924-11-26

Union Park. The husky Quantico
Marine Reserves will be opposed to
Mercury Athletic Club in game
starting at 2:30 o'clock. A deal of
interest is being manifested in this
match. for Sandlot foot ball followers
want to get a more definite line on
Mercury's chance to down the Mo-
hawk and the Geoknick gridmen.
Several weeks ago the Devildogs
were forced to the limit to beat
the Mohawks. who. in turn, lost to
the Geoknicks. Should Mercury run
roughshod over the Marines it's stock
in the title running will take de-
cided boost.
Trinity MfdSets, undefeated for the
past three years, hope to lower the
colors of the Corinthians tomorrow
at the Georgetown Hollow. Both
teams have impressed in the u.s.
pound class. Trinity has triumphed
over st. Stephens. Georgetown Props,
Nationals, Federals and .Penrose st.
Joseph's will be entertained by Trim
ity Sunday. The latter eleven is
receiving challenges at West 2122
good game should be forthcom-
ing in the Iroquois Meridian battle
tomorrow, starting at II o'clock on
gridiron No. I at the Monument
Grounds, The Iroquois players will
hold meeting tonight at 1880 o'clock
at 1910 A street southeast.
Palace Athletic Clubs 15O-pound
team will journey to Alexandria to-
morrow for a game with the Vir-
ginia team. Palace should extend
the Virginians. for it played well
against the Apaches and Anacostia
Eagles.
st. Stephens Midgets will grab the
midget title of Foggy Bottom if they
point the way to the Irish team to-
morrow on the latter's grounds.
Lyon Village should be the scene of
some lively doings tomorrow when
the Alexandria Eagles clash with the
Clarendon Lyons in a game starting
at 2:30 o'clock. The Clarendon eleven
will encounter the Alexandria Eagles
Sunday on the same field.
Word from pilots of 1S5-pound
teams is wanted by the manager of
the Argyle eleven, which is without a
game tomorrow. Those interested
may call Columbia S35S.
Stantons are seeking a game Sum
day with some 135-pound opponent.
according to Manager Gooch, at Lin
coin 1886.
Winton gridmen will play host to
Emerson Institute players tomorrow
in a game starting at IL o'clock at
Fairlawn. Emerson will hold signal
practice tonight.
Foot ball OF the first order is antic-
ipatsd in the Langley Mardfeldt-
So'dhrrn Prep game tomorrow, start
Evening star., 1924-11-26

Seldom has an eleven with the
rushing power of Dartmouth turned
TO the open game for victory. Had
Dartmouth chosen to continue old
fashioned methods in the last half
Cornell might have won or escaped
with a tie score. instead of losing.
Pennsylvania is not regarded as
a high-scoring eleven. but its pow
erful defense has permitted oppo-
nents only II points in eight con-
tests, Cornell, defeated three times.
Quakers' total is 26 less, even though
defeat has not been tasted.
More than $4,000 persons are ex-
pected at the contest. While Penn
sylvania is fighting for supremacy in
Eastern foot ball, the Army eleven
Will be on its way to Baltimore for
the annual clash with the Navy, Sat-
urday. With a record for the sea-
son that includes a tie game with
undefeated Yale, the Cadets are ia
vorites.
But the Navy, unable to summon
it's fun strength in early contests,
has regained all its injured and sew
eral players beset by scholastic
troubles, and will go into the fray in
almost perfect condition.
This annual service meeting is
somewhat obscured by the Thanks
giving day games, but, nevertheless,
remains the most attractive in
American. The teams have met rs times
and each has won IL games. Last year
at the Polo Grounds they fought to a
scoreless tie.
The Catholic institutions of the
East will settle their own gridiron
argument on Saturday, Holy Cross
meeting Boston College at Boston,
and Fordham encountering George
town at the Polo Grounds. The
Washington university boasts the
long g-distance kicking champion of
America in Brooks, who has punted
20 and so yards this season.
Evening star., 1924-11-26
LEADING GRID GAMES
CARDED TOMORROW
IOCA

LOCAL.
Catholic University vs.. George
Washington. at BrookIand; 2:3O.
Howard vs.. Lincoln. at Clark
Griffith Stadium; 2.
SOUTH ATLANTIC
Maryland vs.. Johns Hopkins. at
VenabIe Stadium. Baltimore, 2:3O.
CharIottesyflle.
Virginia Military Institute W.. Vfr-
g,nia Polytechnic Institute. mt Blacks
burg.
North Carolina state vs.. Washing
ton and Lee. ut Raleigh.
Monnt 81. Mary's W. Western Mary
land. Mt EmmItShurg.
Richmond vs.. William and Mary, ut
Richmond.
South Carolina VS.. Wake Forest, Mt
Columbia.
Trinity vs.. Davidson. mt Durham.
Clemson vs.. Furman. Mt Clemson.
WOfford vs.. Newberry. Mt Spartan
Pennsylvania VS.. Cornell. at PhiIa-
delphin.
Pittsburgh VS.. Penn State. at
Pittsburgh.
West Virginia VIZ. Washington and
Jefferson, at Morgantown.
Columbia VS.. Syracuse, at New York
Brown vs.. Colgate. at Providence
Bucknell vs.. Dickinson. Mt Lewis
burg.
Pennsylvania Military College VS..
st. Johns, at Chester.
SOUTH.
Alabama vs.. Georgia, at Birming-
ham.
Vanderbilt VS.. Sewanee, Mt Nash
VILE.
Florida VS.. Drake. at Gainesville.
Tennessee vs.. Kentucky, at Knox
VILE.
.ArknnsaS VS.. Texas Christian, Mt
Fayetteville.
Texas vs.. Texas AEgies, at Austin.
Georgia Tech VS.. Auburn, ut At
lanta.
Louisiana State VS.. Tulane, mt
Baton Rouge.
LOyoIa vs.. Louisiana Tech, Mt New
Orleans.
Mercer VS.. Mississippi College. at
Macon.
Rice VS.. Baylor. Mt Houston.
Southern Methodist vs.. Oklahoma
AEgies. at Dallas.
MIDWEST.
Marquette VS.. Vermont. at Mil
waukee.
Western Reserve W.. Tufts, mt
Cleveland.
Washington University VS.. Missis-
sippi Aggies, at st. Louis.
John Carroll VS.. North Dakota, at
Cleveland.
Missouri VS.. Kansas, at Columbia.
Oklahoma vs.. Kansas Aggies, at
Norman.
WEST.
Utah vs.. Utah Aggtes, at Salt Lake
City.
Colorado College vs.. Colorado Mines
at Colorado Springs.
Evening star., 1924-11-26
PENN EXPECTS CORNELL i
TO SPRING AIR ATTACK

EW YORK November aFoot ball gadators OF Cornell
bvouaked today outskirts OF Philadelphia the
call On the shores of New Jersey the defending cohorts
OF Pennsylvania gathered meeting the invaders
attack from the Cornell learned lesson struggle
with Dartmouth
Cornls succeeded
which
Travelled
Doley caught gave
Evening star., 1924-11-26
SPORT GIVEN HIGH PRAISE
BY BIG TEN COMMISSIONER
Maj. Griffith Asserts Salaries of Coaches Have Been
Greatly Exaggerated and That Average Pay
Is Not Over So, 200 Year.

NHCAGO, November 26Athetics have occupy
tant place i'll the educational
~ there educational values inherent in
Griffith OF athletics OF the Western
address last night before the Iukes Mems
Commissioner Crih remarks d-
vanced by DR. Alexander Meejohn former
eg who Eastern address urged the subordnation
college and hiring athletic
foot ball and other intercollegiate games.
Evening star., 1924-11-26

goes to Chattanooga to play the
Moccasins, and the Mississippi College
Choctaws meet the Mercer Bears at
Macon.
A service clash is scheduled for
Columbus. where Fort Benning plays
the Air Service team from Pensacola.
Loyola meets Louisiana Tech at
New Orleans, and Spring Hill and
Union play at Mobile.
Davidson and Trinity are matched
at Durham. Richmond has William
and Mary for an opponent at Rich
mond. King plays Carson-Newman at
Bristol.
Two conference teams playing nom
conference elevens are Maryland vs..
Johns Hopkins, at Baltimore, and the
University of Mississippi against
Millsaps, at Jackson.
University of Arkansas meets Texas
Christian, at Fayetteville. and Hen
dirk and Austin play at Conway.