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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-03
PoNCA ESTA MARAVlLLOSA
SORTlJA JUNTO A UN BRIL-
LLANTE LEClTIMO Y 81 QUE
DE NOTAR ALGUNA DlFEREN-
cLA, DEvUELvANOSLA

Los brillantes "Rabcn'' positivament.
iguslan los brilantes legftimos. Ell mismo
resplandor. La misma llama resplandeciente
los misrnos deslumbrantes rayos de fuego vi,
vo de arcofris, casi desafando al que ha
sido un experto en- brillantes toda su vida
Gometa al 'sRabon'' q las mismas pruebas
Z que usted someterfa un brilante legftimo
Conv6nzase 81 mismo de sus asombrosat
euaiidades.
USE UN ERILLANTE "RABONn POR
DIEz DIAS GRATIS. USTED NO ARRIES
GA MAZDA. 81 usted o sus amigos pueden
nctar alguna diferencia, deyu6lvanosla le
garantizamos Ia devoluci6n de su dinero in
mediatamente. Los numeros 8 van mon,
tados en- concha de orc de IA kilates. Los
n1meros 8, y 10 en- efecto de platino ma.
eiso. Tamaio de kilate, banco azulado. ab
solatamente perfecto. No. 10, taman6 de 2
kilates.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-03

eslamente mande el tamsho de Ia sorti
ia en- una tira de papel que de punta pun,
10 serA envada q yuelta de correo. Cuando
10 uegue deposite con ell cartero el montan-
ts indicado arriba, 81 dentro del plazo de
dies dfas resuelve quedarse con ella de-
vnelvanosla obtenga su dinero otra yea.
GRATIS sss:..s' 5'' ..sss1s:ss q 'a:ss'ss'E s.s
HID llantes ''Rabon,, en-
viaremos enteramente
gratis su preferencia entire un par de yum.
tas para pufo de frente de orc s6lido, .
bien un alfler dc corbata montado en- ORC
s6lido q aquellas personals que ordenen dos
mas sortijas. Esta oferta se inantendr6 en-
vigencia por un perfodo limitado de tiempc
soiamente. Envfenos su pedido hoy mismo
THE RADON co.
Dept 8. 0A9 Bway. New York
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-03
PlLDORAS DEL DR.. LOVETT

no tan solo purifica y enriquece usted
Ia sangre completamente, sino que la
conserva rica y pura. Esa es preci-
samente la base de lassalud.
Estas pfldoras entonan y fortalecen
ell estomago, aumentan la secretion
del jugo gastrico, promueven la diges-
ton, cream y Conservan ell apetito,
ejercen saludable efecto en- el hfgado,
en- los rifones e intestinos y son en-
teramente inofensivaS en- sus efectos.
No SON purgantes.
Las PILDORAS del DR.. LOVETT
curan ese Cansancio continue, esa
falta de aspiraciones y de voluntad
aun para las cosas mas agradables,
las palidas mejillas adquieren el rosa
do color de la salud que tanto encanta,
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-03

v los enfermos y delicados Sc ponen
fuertes, saludables y vigorosos. tTal
es su eficacial
En- los archives de esta su casa te-
nemos innumerables testimonies de
personals de la America Latina que
han sido radicalmente curadas de
Intermediates de la sangre y de los
nervios con ell uso de las PILDORAS
DEL DR.. LOVETT, despues de ha-
Der acudido inGtilmente a todas las
demas preparedness. Por ESQ debe
usted rechazar las imitaciones de las
PILDORAS DEL DR.. LOVETT, q
las cuales imitaciones-ya que son
enteramente incapaces de cumpllr
10 que 0frecen-es muy APPLICABLE ell
adagio .del dichO al hecho hay
gran trechO."
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-03
Los MANUFACTURERos AMERICA
NOS 1NsIsTEN EN- QUE Sc soLU-
CLONE Ell AsUNTo DEL JAPoN

NEW YORK, abril so, Omitted
Press)--I,a association de "Manufac-
tureros Americanos" unanimemente ha
pasado una resolution solicitando ur-
gentemente del Presidents Coolidge, y
de otros altos oficiales del gobierno,
que Sc proceda sin mas, dilaciones a
reconsiderar La question de la exclusion
de los japoneses del nuevo Bill de In
migraci6n, aiegando que las relacio-
mes comerciales entire las dos naciones
esthn sufriendo grandemente, debido a
los tiltimos acontecimientos, que los
manufacturers americanos que expor-
tan anualmente grandes cantidades de
articulos al Jap6n estAn siendo muy
perjudiuados On sus interesss.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-03
Revolution Y Rcsultado

Tanto en- merito como en- ventas Y
curaciones las PILDORAS DEL DR..
LOVETT han enteramente superado
q todas las demas medicinas. De
aquf que este gran puri6cador de la
sangre gran tonico del sistema ner-
vioso este reputado como ell mas revo-
lucionario de todos los medicamentos.
Hace muchos amos que las PlLDO-
RAS DEL DR.. LOVETT gozan de
la implicita confanza del p1blico,
prueba la mas positiva de sus incOm-
parallels Virtudes curativas.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-03
"Caracas. : de Julio de 1e11,

"Caracas, de Julio de 1911.
Nuy distinguido sehor Doctor Me per-
mito dirigirle la presente para expresarle
mi Infinite agradecmiento por el exito ma
ravilloso que han eiercido en- mi las exec
lentisimas Pfldoras del DR.. Lovett. Diez amos
estuve padeciendo de trastornos nerviosos y
como resultado de esta affection de una
anemia, que va era cronica mi, el est6-
mago sc me descompuso como usted no
tiene idea; con frecuencia vomitaba cuanto
comfa sentfa mucho dolor en- la boca
del est6mago, especialmente de tres cinco
de la tarde de ocho diez de la noche,
era tan poca la sangre que en- mis- venas
circulaba, que estaba cadaverico extre-
madamente debil melanc0lico.
Tome tantas medicinas sin mejorar en-
10 mas mfnimo, que cref que mi enferme-
dad iba llevarme pronto al otro mundo;
pero en- ell acreditado establecimiento del
Sr. DIR. A. Ruiz denominado "Botica de
Ferrenqufn'' encontre un librito relative q
las Pfldoras del DR.. Lovett, los testi-
monios de curaciones en- dicho ibrito con-
tenidos me animaron tomar estas pfldoras.
E~1feraSe j
Las buenas bOticas y drOguerias venden
L2 VEN.
a 4 4
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-03

Esta confanza implfcita Ia han con-
quistado las PILD0RAS DEL DR..
LOVETT por medic de notables
curaciones de anemia, de postracion
nerviosa Y de malos humores de la
sangre, siendo el medieamento pre-
dilectO para purihcar y enriquecer el
lfquido vital y dar tono y vigor al
sistema nervioso, curando asf el
insomnia, el histerismo y todos los
demas desordenes del sistema ner-
vioso.
Con las
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-03

20 MAS. DIsT1NGUIDo DE MANA
II ESTA con. LA ''ALIANzA PUER
ToRRIQUENA
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-03
Atienda Esa
Espalda Adolorida

TODD el largo dfa con un persis-
! tente dolor de espalda: listed
&c levanta por la mafiana lerdo; en-
varado y fatigado. Todo el largo
dfa cansado; agotado; nervioso E
irritable. Quizks tambien ocurran
vertigos; dolores de cabeza y cor
tantes dolores cuando sc agacha
6 endereza.
Estas son sefiales de aIarma. Es &
sus rifiones los que debe dar aten-,
ci6n; 8 81 no Sc harkn presente mani
festaciones mas serias: tales como
reumatismo: 6cido Grico: arenillas
8 hidropesfa. Continue descuido ca
peligroso; pues puede resultar en- el
temido NAL de Bright 8 nefritis.
No esperen que sc desarrollen
Intermediates mas serias. Tome las
Pfldoras de Foster a los primeros
sfntomas de dolor de espalda. Las
PfLdoras de Foster han aliviado
miles de personals y tambien ayu-
darkn q usted.
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liable lNGLES EN- is MINUTOS

pod Ia en po y
INSTITUTE
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-03
SALUD RECUPERADA.

Asf pues, compre allf naisn1o tres frascos
de elias seguidamente como me hiceron
mucho bien, volvf La botica por cuatro
frascos mas que fueron suficientes para res
taurarme la salud completamente, felicidad in
expresable que ciertamente no esperaba, pues
todos los preparados que tome anteriormente
equivalieron perder el tempo el dinero.
Para terminar, sincerameute ie aseguro
que es las famosas Pfldoras del DIR. Lovett
las cuales oebo la vida la cabal salud
de que disfruto y como me precio de ser =
agradecido, las recomiendo muy altamente
cuantos padecen de los mismos males que
me afligieron; fnalmente, q cuantos nece-
sitan un buen remedio para vigorizar los
nervios enriquecer purifcar la sangre.
Puede usted hacer p1blica mi gratitud y
mandar su talante discretion, su
aftmo. S. S.
ANDRES MEANo."
'Atestiguan con sus frmas Ia curaci6n del
Sr. Meaho con las Pfldoras del DR.. Loyett
los abajo frmados,
JOSE MARIA RAMIREZ. ROBERTO HESRroUEz." "
S legftimas PILDORAs DEL DR.. LovETT
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
OPINIONS OF
OTHER EDITORS
BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND
THE DEEP SEA

The Washington correspondent
of the Macon Telegraph says that
Georgians in Congress are inn
bued with the idea that the Presi-
dent is playing politics in with
holding nominees for federal Of
fees in Georgia from the Senate.
No Georgia postoffice has been
declared by confirmation and no
nominations have been made.
The President is between the
devil and the deep sea. There are
two factions in the Republican
party in Georgia, the one headed
by the negro, Henry Lincoln John
son, and the other by j. L. Phil
lips, indicted for conspiracy to
defraud the government.
The President seems to be
proceeding upon the policy OF
having nothing to do with either
in order that he may retain the
confidence and support of both.
Henry Lincoln johnson is said
to believe that he has lost moth
ing by the delay.
1t is understood that after the
delegation from Georgia has vot-
ed for Coolidge in the Republic
an Convention, the President
will proceed to send to the Sen
ate nominations according to his
judgment of the fitness Of the
applicants.-sagannah Press
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
THIRTY YEARS ACC TODAY

(t'rom The Times Recorder. Feb.
8, 1s94.l
DR.. E. j. Eldridge, and Mr.. A. ].
Hamil returned home last night
from Macon where they attended
the annual meeting of the STOCK
holders of the Southwestern railroad
yesterday morning.
Mr.. Albert Rees, former citizen
of Americas and until recently cont
nected with one of the leading banks
of Savannah, arrived here yesterday
and will perhaps spend a day or two
among his many friends. Mr.. Rees,
it is stated, has been engaged to
examine the books of the Planters
Bank of Ellaville, with the expec5a-
ton of throwing further light upon
the recent robbery of the bank.
The committee having in charge
the entertainment for the benefit
of the Elm Avenue church, given at
the residence of Mr. Charles Oliver
night or two since. consisted Of
Miss Edible McCowen, Bessie Nc
Tendon, Susie Clarke, and Messrs.
John Council and Joe Brown. The
entertainment was a success, social
ly and financially, and snug sum
was realized for the benefit Of the
church.
Messrs. Louis Laramore and Tom
Broadheld, old Americas boys, came
up from Lee county yesterday to
look after matters of business an
mingle with their numerous friends
here.
Capt. and Mrs Robert Burton, Of
EllavilIe, spent yesterday in the city
guests Of Judge and Mrs. J n
Scarborough.
Vol. Oliver, formerly of Ame1i,
Gus but now a prosperous and sue
cessful planter of Terrell county
was in the city on business yester,
day.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09

as large as that for the farmers
of the state.
Thus is proven conclusively
the economic benefits to be deriv-
ed from growing cotton, under
boil weevil conditions, by the
proven methods of intensive Gull
tivction and poisoning.
These 300 boys made an aver
age acre production of 282 pounds
of lint cotton. This was made.
on more than 1000 acres, in all
sections Of Georgia.
The average for the farmers
of Georgia was go pounds-18
pounds less than in 1922.
Had the farmers done as we'll
as these high school boys in the
agricultural classes. the crop
would have been Worth $3.50, 900
600 more than it will bring.
The average production for all
boys in the following schools is
gwen: Winterville, $40 pounds
OF lint per acre; Reed Creek lin
Hart county,, 343 pounds; Hart
well, 338 pounds; Woodbury., 334
pounds; Eastanollee, 301 pounds
Two boys grew-without exces-
slve cost--over 500 pounds of lint
per acre.
One boy in the Reed Creek
school made $1,540.58 from his
cotton crop, and went to school
every day.
While the prizes were all won
by North Georgia boys, there
were contesting boys with spIsn.
did records in all parts Of the
state; Notably, Ashburn, sylves-
Ter, Wrens and others.
The reason these boys did we'll
was because in their methods
they embodied-under the in
structions and personal sinner.
VISION of their teacherg-sonnd
agricultural practices. --Atlanta
Constitution. A''"N'A
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
Ei!'hi I.
AZ bgAbert Apple
ALCOHOLIC

The death rate from diabetes in-
creases a tenth in one year. A
medical specialist at Johns Hopkins
University blames prohibition, which
has greatly increased the average
Americans consumption of sugar.
Diabetes is disease Of the pam
create gland, and excessive use Of
sugar is apt to make this gland func.
ton abnormally.>
Alcohol, however, has similar
effect on the pancreas. In some re-
spects, sugar and alcohol are twins.
Drunkards, SOLDERING up, usually eat
a lot of candy. To date, the most
important result of prohibition
seems to be its effect on the pam
create gland.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
CONTRAST

Man in scientific fields is winning
control over nature on an astonlsn-
ingly wide scale. The General Elec-
trio Company displays the largest
electric light bulb ever made-150
600 candlepower. Alongside it is the
smallest electric light, a bulb the
size Of grain of rice, used in deli
cate surgical operations, such as
that recent removal of tack from a
baby's lungs.
By ancient standards, we are
race of magicians.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
ICICLES

Regarding this discussion of
whether or not the climate is chang
ing-winters milder than formerly
you may have observed that our
generation does not see the huge
icicles that used to hang from the
caves. We recall icicles larger than
baseball bats, lots of them. 1t was
great sport for a lad, in the days
when Bryan was making his first
runs for the presidency, to knock
down the big icicles with stick,
then run for safety as they fell.
In some. ways, it was as big
thrill as radio.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY


TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
SFrom The Times Recorder Feb
8, 1000
The contract was let Yesterday
for the beautiful stained glass win.
dows for the new First Methodist
church building, and the designs
purchased were indeed magnificent
The building committe examined
SAMPLES submitted here by a Cincin-
matt house, the purchase amounting
to about $4,000.
The body of Mr.. Lamar arrived
here at 2 o'clock yesterday after.
noon from Macon and was laid TO
rest IN the Rees lot in Oakerove
Cemetery the cortege going direct
from the railway station. His wife.
who was Miss Rees, of Americus.
and two sons, Wiley and Howell La
mar, of Macon, and third son by
a former marriage, c. B. Lamar.
Jr. of St. Augustine survive him.
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. 0. Loving and
little daughters left yesterday for
Colquitt where they have relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles VIM La.
mar sent out yesterday handsomely
engraved invitations to the marriage
Of their daughter, Miss Marie La.
mar, to Mr.. George Huguley Lanier,
of jackson, Ga. Miss Lamar is one
of Americas most charming and
cultured young women whose beau
ty and social prominence combine
to render this happy occasion one
of greatest interest among wide
circle of admiring friends.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
SPENDERs

Two-thirds as much mony is
spent for gum, by Americans, as for
insurance, according to DR.. John A.
Stevenson, vice president of the
Equitable Life. This strikes us as
about the last word in contrasts. 1t
indicates that the element of fear
is being eliminated in our civiliza-
ton, in the matter of money. We
are race of spenders. Viewpoints
vary, regarding this situation.
However, the national income is
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
JAIL NEWS

Butler continues cleaning up Phil
adelphia. This proves he is trying
to be good butler. The town may
soon be all cleaned up with no place
to go. Philadelphia gamblers and
crooks have very few places to go
now, unless they take the straight
and narrow way.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
A THOUGHT

God is our refuge and strength,
a very present help in trouble.-Ps.
46;l.
In mans most dark extremity
Oft succor dawns from heaven.
Scott.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
OVERHEARD IN THE KITCHEN
REGISTRATION NOTICE

For the convenience of those
who wish to register for primary,
Tax Collector will visit following
places:
LEsLIE-Friday, February 9th,
2 to a O'clock. E1Q# 45cE
DE SOTO-Friday, February 8,
to S o'clock.
PLAINS Tuesday, February IL,
2 to A o'clock. n
CHAPPELL'S STORE - Thurs
day, February 14th. 2 to o'clock.
SUMTER-Thursday, February
IA, 8 to 4:2O o'clock.
METHvIN'S STORE-Tuesday,
February 10Th, to A o'clock.
ANDERSONVILLE - February
21st, to o'clock.
lib. SMALL, TIC, SC, GA.
---tu.wed-thu-fri
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
cIgy;s9 s., ICES DAILY.POEM p.,,.. s,,.,
THRILLS

ss' THRILLS
I've seen some excitement and strife,
I've tasted of triumphs a few,
i've found much of SAVIOR in life,
I've had an adventure or two
I've known some trouble and bliss,
But during the years that have fled
The thrill that was greatest was this
= When ! got round-runnered sled
Before that occasion I slid
On runners exceedingly flat
And / was considered 'Kid,''
There's nothing much lower than that;
But there came glorious time
When knocked the gang of them dead,
BY flashing a bright new, sublime
Round-runnered and spring runnered
sled.
with that I stepped out of the class
OF "babies" and "sissies" and girls"
My pride shall never surpass,
And even now memory whirls
With thoughts of that marvellous thrill
Whose glamor has never yet fled,
That day I appeared on the hill
Equipped with my round-runnered sled.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
The Dreamers

Do you ever dream dreams?
Have you been guilty of dis
couraging that boy or girl who
dreams dreams2
Don't do it. Practical
dreamers have builded this old
world. Fulton dreamed a
dream and created the steam
boat. Whitney dreamed, and
10. the cotton gin. Henry Ford
dreamed, and built an automo-
bile for the masses. The
Wright brothers dreamed of
flights in the air, and proved
their theory at Kitty Hawk.
Every successful manufactur-
er has dreamed dream before
success came his way. Don't
discourage the young dreamer.
Counsel him to make his dreams
practical and then go to
WORK.
Of the dreamer, Bernarr Nc
Fadden, in one of his maga-
zines, National Brain Power,
says:
Cali him impractical if you
like. Some people might call
him crazy. Others might con-
slider him just "a little off in
the head
Nevertheless, the dreams of a
dreamer should be encouraged.
To some people dreams may be
but little more than hallucina-
tions--the product of a wild,
fantastic imagination, and there
may be nothing to their dreams
that is really worth while, but
there is always chance that
some day they may bring golden,
satisfying rewards.
Therefore, do not be discour-
aged if you are of the dreamer
class, and do not discourage your
tendency to dream.
But, if you want your dreams
to materialize, try to make them
practicable, guide them into a
channel that will take them to a
desirable port Try to find
dreams that will work out -
dreams that you can make come
true.
Every boy and girl has dreams
Of the future. They are usually
painted in roseate hue. They are
frequently not unlike the golden
glory of a radiant sunset. They
are often guided by an optimis-
tic spirit run wild.
But--good, bad or Indifferent
Enthusiastically wild or prosaicly
commonplace, do not deny YOUR
self the pleasure of dreaming. ]
Even if they do not get you
anywhere" you have had the
pleasure of anticipation, and that
is not worthless by any means.
If your experiences in life have 4
been at times so rough as to
make you turn aside from the
tendency to dream, you are drift
ing into the wrong channels.
Try to encourage the dreaming
habit again.
If you still have the habit, hold
on to it, and if you are finally 4
able to acquire the enthusiasm,
persistence and courage neees-
sary to make your dreams come
true, you are indeed to be con-
graduated, for that is the ideal
you should strive to reach.
Dream, by all means; but
make your dreams real; make
them tangible; make them
workable. Dream your dream.
young man, then analyze it; dis.
sect it; see if it is workable. If
not, find the reason and correct
the fault.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
CONTEST
What Are Our Six Most Important
Words?

The six most important words re
main to be found. Dan Dobb's
prizes will not be awarded until a
satisfactory answer is received.
New entries in the contest are i:
Luckily, / was not driving fast. >
THE man brought the ccal today
Our landlord broke both his legs. :
Teapot Dome may be settled soon. ="
Il will not run for president. and
THE Irish trouble is about settled. ="
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
EDITORIAL

Dawes has decided to discard
statistics compiled by Germany,
This may or may not be a good idea.
There is a saying, perhaps from the
Chinese, that while figures don't
lie, liars often figure. Dawes new
figures will be fine, if he doesn't
let liars figure.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
SENATOR UNDERWOOD

Senator Underwood l. ooi,,o
[lght ahead with his campai m.
ne is making speeches in differ'
ent parts of the U. S. He snolo
10 the Georgia legislature at its
, extra r., session and made a fine i'm n,
New Era. "4potVon
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
EVERY TOWN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE WIT

poultry of the best breeds in
stead of other breeds that are
not so profitable if profitable at
all.
Encourage the poultry indus
try in Sumter county. 1t is a
splendid side-line for every
farm, and there's always a cash
market for eggs and chicks.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
THE BOYS LEAD

The results Of the cotton-gro1.
ing contest conducted by the
Georgia state board for vocation-
al education, in which 300 hiQh
school boys studying agriculture
as a part of their regular school
work participated, are now
known.
The net shows an average yield
Of cotton more than three times
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
TAX NOTICE

The year 1925 is set for the tax
peyers' deliverance They say burd
ems will be lightenhd. Only burden
lightened new is the burden OF
wealth. Do not spend the money
you will save until you save it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
THREE SMILES
UNUSUAL. OPPORTUNITY

A young Filipino saw in q news
paper an advertisement which read:
Wanted: A saxophone. Must
be in good condition"
Not long aftefward a swarthy
young chap called at the address
and said to the advertiser:
81 want to accept the position. I
have never been saxophone, but
l think l can do it, and am in good
condition. "ZYoungstown Telegram.
TREASON IN THE PROOFRoOM
I'm going to fire that prootrea@-
ed" said the editor.
"Why?"
Because he's in the habit of let
ting funny mistakes go through and
then bringing them to the column
lists attention. Atlanta Constitu-
ton. ......ss 81
OVERHEARD IN THE KITCHEN
"Who broke that china jug,
Mary?"
Mary-The cat, mum.
What cat?" @
why, amt we got one?"-Lon-
don Daily News. e14 r.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
DAN nORR SAYS

Pittsburg dentist has new way
to save teeth. Not biting bill co..
lectors win help.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-02-09
FINANCES

William Anderson has been con-
victed of third degree forgery. We
don't know what that is, unless he
didn't mean to do it.