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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-07-10
NOTICE To> CREpIToRs.

First Publication June 10, 1924
KENOSHA COUNTY COURT - IN PRO-
BATE.
NOTICE ~CREDIToRs.
In the matter of the cstate of Harry
Bostettcr, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the claims
and demands of all persons against Harry
Bostetter, deceased, late of the city of he
nosha. in said County of Kenosha, will he Z
examined and adjusted by the County Court
Of ksnosha County at the regula- terms of
Court room, "a the City Of Kenosha in
and for said county, on the first TUESDAY
Of December A. d. 1924 at ten o'clock a. m:
Of that day; also that the time until and
including the first Tuesday Of November.
A d. 1924 is the time allowed and limited
for creditors of said Harry Bostetter, de-
ceased, to present their claims for exar1i.t-
alton and allowance.
BY the Court
ROBERT v. BAKER.
tW.lSl County Judge.
First publication June 2e, 1924
STATE OF WISCoNSIN--MUN
C0URT--KENO SHA COUNTY.
SUMMONS.
Dorothy winton. plaintiff. VS.. Alexander
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN to the said
defendant:
You are hereby summoned to appear with
In twenty days after service of this sum-
mons, exclusive OF the day of service and
defend the above entitled action in the court
aforesaid; and in case of your failure so TO
do. Judgment will be rendered against you
according to the demand of the complaint,
Of which copy is herewith served upon you.
HIGGINS h HIGGINS,
Attorneys for the Plaintiff.
p. o. Address. sos Orpheum Bldg, Keno
shal Ksnosha County, Wis. lM-l6l
First publication May 20, 1924.
STATE OF WISCONSIN--sMU NICIPAL
COURT-KENOSHA COUNTY.
SUMMONS.
Harry Earl Turner, plaintiff, VS.. Juanita
Estelle Turner. defendant.
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN TO the said
defendant:
You are hereby summoned to appear with-
in twenty days after service of this sum
mons, exclusive OF the day of service and
defend the above entitled action in the court
aforesaid: and in case of your failure so to
do, Judgment will be rendered against you
according to the demand Of the complaint
of which copy is herewith served upon YOU.
LEWIS w. POWELL,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
s05-6 Public Serves Bldg,
kenosha, Wis. (W-lSl
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Today's Markets
cHIcAGo-PRopuCE

POULTEY---AliVe, lower; fowls 1902
brOllers 2s0p32i ROSTERS IA.
EGGS-Unchanged Receipts 14.lc4 cases
BUTTER-Lower, receipts 14,442 tuba.
Creamery extras SO, standards 3sz extra
firsts sS@Ss1k. Firsts 3511G37la. Seconds
33@35.
CHEESE Unchanged
POTATOES rradinu slow; market barely
steady; receipts 90 cars total United
States shipments 1850; Missouri and Kan
sas sacked Irish cobblers 1.5o@2.10 accord
ing to condition. mostly around 100; sacked
early Ohios 1.60@l215. Illinois sacked ear
ly Ohios 1.90@2.15; Oklahoma sacked bliss
triumphs 1.20@1.10, Virginia barrel cobblers
4.00@425.
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First publication July 10. 1924.
HnARINc ON rRusrErs ACCOUNT.


HEARING ON TRUSTEES ACCOUNT.
STATE OF WISCONSIN,, KENOsHA CoUE.
TYaCoUNTY CoYRT.-IN PRORAIE;
ment TO Hugh 8. Spear, deceased.
On reading and filing the petition OF The
Northwestern Loan a Trust Company OF
kenosha, Wisconsin. representing that GER
tain property held By it utiisr the viii %
Hugh s. Spear, deceased, has been sold UNI
der authority given by said will fer q con-
sideration Of two hundred ten thousand dol.
lars lS210,o00) cash.
That said sale has been confirmed by this
court and said petitioner directed to hold
said sum under and subject to the trust
created by said wiiI.N
That petitioner IN communicating said sale
incurred certain expenses in the sum Of two
thousand FIVE hundred eighty and S4-1c0 dol.
lars ($2y5e0.84) and praying that said sum
so expended in cDnsuH1nAting said sae ps
ten thousand dollars ($2IO,O00J and the re.
maifider, being the sum of two hundred
seven thousand four hundred nineteen and
16-100 dollars (S2o7, 1910 be treated % this
principal to be held under said trust and
for aPproyal Of The sscouns 50 pfpvdiaS
that said petition be heard at a regular term
of said Cuonty Court TO be held IN and for
said county at the Court H0uee IN the city
Of Kenosha on the frst Tuesday Of August
1924
IT Is FURTHER ORDERED that noties
terested by publication Of copy Of this
order for three successive weeks prior to
the date fixed for hearing, onHe each week
in the Telegraph-C Courier. newspaper pub
Dnted this sCth day Of June. 1924.
ROBERT v. BAKER,
AW-l6l S<lunty Jugs,
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WANT AID COLUMN

MONEY no LoAN--In any amounts on
good farms. Yuls q swantz. Dale Bldg.
Kencsha, Wis.
COWS-Durhams and Guernseys, tuberculin
tested. on hand at all times may be seen
in the pasture opposite Old Settlers grounds.
Phone Bristol 1T. VIM. Gallia1t, Salem,
Wis. (W-13)
HEMSTITCEING AND PICoTING AT
TACHMENT-Fits any sewing mainline;
$3.50 prepaid or G. 0. D. Circulars free
La Flesh Hemstitching Co.. Dept. 2. Sedalia,
Missouri.
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First publication July 5, 1894
NOTICE OF PETITION FOR
GUARDIANSHIP


NOTICE OF PETITION FOR
GUARDIANSHIP.
STATE OF WISCONSIN MUNICIPAL
COURT, COUNTY OF KENOSHA--ss.
To- the parent and parents or guardian of
Wendell Des Carreau (alias De Coral, neglect
ed children.
Notice is hereby given that a petition has
been duly flied in the Juvenile branch of
the Municipal Court for Kenosha county,
alleged that Wendell Dies Carreau (Alias De
Cora neglected children, and praying the
order of the court committing said children
to the care, custody and guardianship of
some suitable state or private institution, as
provided by law.
You are further notified that the said petit
ton will be heard and considered on the
End day of August, A. d. 1924. at nine
O elock in the forenoon of said day, at the
Municipal Court rooms In the city and c9un-
ty Of Kenosha, Wisconsin.
Given under my hand at the city of Ke-
ncsha, Wisconsin, this 27th day Of june,
1924. JOHN G. SLATER,
Municipal Judge and Judge of the Ju-
venile Branch of the Municipal Court of
Kenosha County, Wisconsin,.
Returnable August Q. 1924, at 100 o'clock
a. m.-Telegraph Courier.
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TREASURY DEPARTMENT.

First publication May 20, 1924.
No. 1854.
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First publication July 8, 1924.
SUMMONS.
STATE OF WISCoNSIN-4MUNIC
COURT-KEiNoSEA COUNTY.
8. F. Caldwell. plaintiff. vs.. Ollie M. cAld.
well, defendant.
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN to the sstl
defendant.
You are hereby summoned to appear with
in twenty (20) days after service of this
summons, exclusive Of the. day Of service,
and defend the abovs entitled action IN the
within named court: and in caas of your
failing so to do, Judgment will be rendered
against you according 10 the demand Of ths
complaint Ia copy of which Il herewith
80 w N0 KoEN1G & KoENIG,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
P. o. Address S27-s8S M. a M. Bank Bldg.
216 West Water st., Milwaukee. Wis.
TAKE NOTICE that the original summons
and complaint in the above eneitled action
are on file with the clerk OF the Municipal
Court Of Kenosha County.
KOENTG q KoENIG.
(W-18l PlaintiH's Attcrneys.
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WEST VIRGINIAN is
NOMINATED TODAY

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FISH POLE LEADS
TO GUN FIGHT

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First Publication June 10, 1924
KENoSHA COUNTY COURT - IN PRO
RATE
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
cHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
TO GRADUATE CLASS

Commencement exercises Of the
class Of 1924 Of the Children's Hos
pital will be held Tuesday evening
June 3, at 8 o'clock in Epiphany
parish hall, 1917 G street north
west.
The following nurses will gradu
ate: Misses Helen Airline Denslow
Florence Winifred Osborne, Leon0
May Jones, Mary Hunt Everett
Dorothy Whissen Larrick, Halle
Hester Fox, Treasure Trove Kit
finger, Marie Bernice' Wynne, Ellen
Josephine Donahue, Amy Cam
Boynton. Else Michaelfs, Bertha
May Banton. Margaret Regina Hay
and Irene Camilla MCGUIRE.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
IS
LA(J[)EDAS
BOON TO
VETS
Veterans Bureau Chief Also.
Sees Project as of Great
Help to Government

Brig. Gen. Frank T. Hines, di-
rector of the United States Vet
elans' Bureau, and Joseph R. Nc
Donald, national executive COM
mitteeman Of the Disabled Amer
lean Veterans of the World War,
who are waging war on "shark"
bonus aid offices, today attended
the opening Of the bonus infcrma-
ton bureau of The Washington
Times and The Washington Her
aid, in the Hearst building, 1917
II street northwest.
General Hines and Mr.. Nc
Donald joined in commencing the
Hearst newspapers throughout the
country for establishing these
bureaus to assist veterans and
their dependents in obtaining the
adjusted compensation.
Helpful to Government.
The project was also praised for
helping the Federal Government to
care for the mass OF inquiries rela-
tive to the bonus.
Veterans are urged to use the
facilities Of the Hearst papers i'll
Washington to obtain accurate in
formation on procedure.
The American Legion, 1t was
learned today, will do its bit IN
every one of the 1900 posts from
the Atlantic to the Pacific. 1t Is
planned to organize adjusted CON-
pensation committees in all posts
and TO hold special mass meetings
to acquaint members and other
veterans with proper methods OF OBJ
tanning their adjusted service certi-7
ficates.
The District of Columbia depart
ment of the American Legion IN
tends to take an active part IN this
work, according to Paul J. Nc
Gahan, commander. The depart
ment will cooperate with the Fed
eral authorities and with the Hearst
bureau in every way. Plans are
being made to register legionnaires
of the District eligible for the com.
pensation.
Pamphlet Being Prepared.
Within the next forty weight hours
a comprehensive pamphlet contain
ing the answers to practically every
question relative to the bonus law
will be sent to the Public Printer by
the Veterans Bureau. The legal
staff of the bureau now has the
copy for the booklet under consid-
Grafton to insure strict compliance
with the law.
This pamphlet is being prepared
as directed under Section 304 of the
bonus law, providing that the di-
rector of the Veterans Bureau
shall, "as soon as practicable after
the enactment of this act, prepare
and publish a pamphlet or PAM
phlets containing a digest and ex-
PLANTATION Of the provisions OF this
act"
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
WHITE HOUSE TO HAVE
PARTY FOR VETERANS

President and Mrs. Coolidge will
entertain world war veterans, pa
tients in the hospitals, at a lawn
party to be given at the White
House the afternoon Of June s.
General Frank T. Hines has ar
ranged for special showing of the
Cosmopolitan production, THE
Great White Way" in the open.
air theater at Walter Reed Gen.
eral Hospital, following the lawn
party at the White House.
Veterans at Walter Reed Hos
pital, Mt. Alto Hospital, Naval
Hospital. St. Elizabeth's Hospital,
the Evergreen School for the Blind,
at Baltimore, and the Soldiers Rest,
at Culpeper, Va, will attend he
lawn party. The White House
program will start at 4 p. m. At
p. m. the veterans will be taken
to Walter Reed Hospital where din
ner will be served followed by the
showing of ''The Great White Way"
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
Questions On Bonu.
Asked At Hearst
Bureau

The following are actual
questions propounded by callers
at the bonus information bu-
reau of The Washington Times
and The Washington Herald to-
day. The answers also are
given. If you desire informa-
tion on the bonus and are I'M
able to come to the bureau in
the Hearst building, 1917 H
street northwest, watch this
caily Bonus Question Box.
@, Should the sixty days de-
duction in calculating ones
credits be taken from home or
overseas service?
A. The home service should
first be used.
@. Are members of the Ma
tional Guard or the National
Guard Reserve entitled to the
bonus?
A. Yes, in the case of men,
bers of both organizations called
into service by Presidential
proclamation, between July 8,
1917, and August 5, 1917, in
elusive, the former date being
that of call into service.
Q. Is service on a destroyer,
acting as a convoy, to be reck-
oned as overseas service?
A. Yes.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
WILL DROP
5-CENT FARE
HEARINGS
President Ham, Of w. r. E.
Co., Last Important Witness.
Tells of Losses

The Senate hearing on the Nc
Kellar resolution to restore five
cent car fare in Washington was
brought to a close today.
William F. Ham. president of the
Washington Railway and Electric
Company, made a closing statement
on behalf Of the company, in which
he showed that in ten years the
company had fallen short of earning
per cent return on its valuation
by $3.829, 1888.
In 1923 it was short of earning
such a return by an amount Of
$499,169.
Figures introduced for the Capital
Traction Company showed that the
corporation had earned 81 ,S06, 900 in
excess Of a Z per cent return since
1914, or about $4,000 annually.
The combined earnings Of the two
companies for the same ten.year
period have fallen short Of q Z per
cent return by $2,022,S61.
Senator Mcclellan, the driving
force behind the present attack up.
on the local street railway com.
panies. was not present at the hear.
ing today.
Senator Ball, chairman Of the
Senate District Committee, will not
again convene the committee to con.
slider the Mcclellan resolution before
the adjournment Of Congress, &C.
cording to the present outlook.
Senator Mcclellan has announced
his purpose of proceeding indepen.
IDENTIFY Of the District Committee,
and Is expected to bring the five.
cent fare proposal before the Sen.
ate in connection with the consider.
alton Of the District appropriation
bill.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
A WINDOW.

An artful hand had selected the cuP.
tains. An artistic eye had dPmped
them. There was apparent o Sabbath
stiffness. The sun had many hours
left the horizon. No clouds were
vielble to the naked eye.
Windows Of homes are different.
Some we look through and nothing NJ
70 be seen; others attract us by the
pictures" between; the parsonage who
stands looking out; the mother who
waits wntchfully for the good bye: :
the sweetheart who sends away, with
gently touched lips, tho OngOln9 lover.
There was something different seem
In this window. A glFl--perhMpo pSist
twenty--waa dressed In white. and q
tastefully tied blue ribbon made a
delicate contrast. Her eyes Of deepeHt
brown frightened In the morning sun.
light, and her black hair, carefully
cOTnbed. was distinctly noticeable.
Perhaps she was absorbed In q world
Of dreams; maybe that lOng'incOm plete
air castle was finished; perhaps she
was . sweetheart waiting In that
ceaseless. faithful vigil.
To the writer the question will be
unanswered. To the mathemati clan
the problem Will remain unsOIved, but
70 the artist the sight will be an nj
Turing fancy for his bFush--an unfor-
Eettable picture from the Album VI
Life.
LOUIS vARNUM wOULFE.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
MASTER MAsoNs INVITED
TO GAvEL CLUB might"

Masters Of all lodges and presi.
dents Of all Masonic clubs have
been invited to attend the meeting
Of the Gavel Club Wednesday eve,
ming, which has been designated as
Grand Masters night" Addresses
will be made by the Grand Master
and Homer j. Councillor.
The Grotto Band will furnish u
musical program. Delegates from
the club to the national league con.
vention in New York, June " and
10, are Clyde j. Nichols. DR.. w. X.
Gausman, James A. West, ana r.
B. Mcdowell. Alternates ara v. ".
Straub, III. X. Troutman, Evan
Hartstall, and #. Schrumpf.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26

33
Killed
,M)9
Injured
Since
Jan. 1,
1924.

accident. She was hit by a machine
while crossing Eleventh street at
Massachusetts, avenue northwest.
A dislocated shoulder was suffer
ed by Harrison Stevenson. colored.
fifty-one, 1875 Thirteenth street
northwest, when struck by an I'M
identified automobile.
Jesse Edwards. thirteen, 1871
Fourth street northwest, and Elsie
M. Diggs, twenty-six, 1885 p street
northwest, were treated at Elmer
gency Hospital for bruises they
received during a collision between
the cars in which they were riding.
Others injured were Louis John
son, colored, twenty-six, I'll Pleas.
ant court southwest: Mary Cook,
colored, twenty-four; and Mrs. Pearl
Shinn, forty-six, EOS d street north.
west
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
POLICE SEEKING TRAMP
FOR FOUR RORRERIEs

Fourth precinct police today
started search for tramp who has
broken windows Of four stores In
the past week. stealing nothing but
food.
The latest activity OF the tramp
was reported last night. police said
by. the M. e. Horton warehouse
6OS-2O c street southwest, where he
smashed a window, but was fright
ened off before he could steal q
large box of biscuits.
Other places where windows were
broken are the stores at Eleventh
street and Maryland avenue
Seventh and c street, and zoe
Seventh street, all southwest.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
MRS. NELLIE YOUNG DIED
BY ACCIDENT, IS VERDICT

A certificate of accidental death
was issued by Coroner j. Ramsay
hewitt yesterday, following an inves.
tigation into the gassing Of Mrs.
Nellie d. Young. fifty.five. 2l9
Eighth street southwest.
Mrs. Young was found dead by
a roomer In the kitchen Inf her
home. A pipe connected to the gas
range was detached. Doctor hewitt
said he believed the woman was
seized with. an attack of dizziness
and fell against the pipe, discOn.
Meeting Il.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
HEADS
REMOVAL
OPPOSED
Commissioner Rudolph Pro-
tests Sacrifice of Towers
for Sake of Politics

Opposition to the demand OF
the Ohio delegation in Congress
that Collector Of Taxes G. M
Towers be. dismissed to make a
place for Clarence Holt, Of Steu-
bensville, Ohio, grew more pro-
nounced today when Commits
sioner Rudolph called at the White
House to protest against the re-
moval of Towers.
The commissioner made II plain
that Towers, who was formerly
assistant collector of taxes, was
in no sense a political appointee,
but had been promoted to his posi-
ton when the latter became
vacant on the retirement of the
former incumbent. 4
Not Political Choice.
Towers is not a political an.
pointee," said Commissioner Ru-
dolph. There can be given no valid
reason why he should be ousted to
provide d place for any man.
Certainly his record as tax collector
is such as to command nothing but
praise.
His office has worked thousands
OF hours extra time in meeting the
demands made upon ii without
extra compensation. Politics play
no part in the District administra.
ton and unless a good valid reason
can be given justifying his removal
nothing Of the kind will take place.
All we ask Of men qualifying for
district positions is that they be
good American citizens, not an.
archists nor anything of the kind.
Neither politics nor religion play
a part in their selection"
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
MANS LEG CRUSHED BY
ELEVATORS CLOSING DOOR

Suffering from deep abrasions
Aubrey e. Robertson. twenty-three,
1912 K street northwest, was re.
moved from an elevator in the
Munsey building yesterday to
Emergency Hospital, Ills condition
Is serious.
Robertson, the police declare, put
his leg. between two closing doors
on the second floor. As the elevator
rose, his legs became wedged be.
tween the floor Of the car and the
wall.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
PRINCIPALS TO DISCUSS
NINTH GRADE CADETS

The status of boys in the. ninth
grade Of junior high schools or in
the first year of the senior high
schools in regard to membership in
the high school cadet corps will be
discussed by high school principals
at meeting this afternoon at
Franklin School.
The conference will consider
whether boys in these classes should
continue to be eligible to the corps
or whether cadet membership here.
after will be confined to the three
highest classes of the senior high
schools. Should they be eliminated,
special physical training work prob
ably will be provided to replace the
cadet activities.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
IS ARE INJURED
IN WEEKEND
TRAFFIC
Sunday Accidents Send, Cas-
ualty Mark for Year Be-
yond Thousand Mark

Traffic casualties passed the one
thousand mark yesterday, when ten
persons were hurt in automobile
accidents. A total Of sixteen were
injured during the weekend.
While crossing Bladensburg road
on their way to the Fort Lincoln
Cemetery, Mrs. Carroll Williams,
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
GETTING WISE

VEL AACNU WISE
There t10S Clare.
With baby stare.
learned about tooneM nom her.
And Helen,
oh, Well, ZEN
She sure could purr.
And then came MGry,
Not GItCGvS contrary.
She taught me thing or too.
And Li<xie
WGs dizSy,
But from her I learned a JeaO.
And then Kate
---AItO0yS late
she increased nsv km0tcIedOe-
And then came Dot
Who kne10 a lot
OF things not taught IN college.
Came bOb-hGired Emma
--CGnsed some dilemma
Her company t10WId never pail.
But I must confess
That II GcGS from Bess
That ! learned most of OIL
MORAL--The more you see o,
them the less you knotO of them.
JEROME 8. KAUFMAN.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
Asks Bankruptcy Status

A petition to be adjudged vol
untary bankrupt was filed to-.
day in the District Supreme Court
by Guy NJ. Baker, trading undcr
the name OF 1.-THE Fixit shop. ;
being a general merchandising and
repairing establishment. Petitioner,
represented by Attorney Godfrey NJ.
Munter, declares that his debts
amount to $3.50 and his assets to
The Washington times., 1924-05-26

t W . n ty. tn rec, S04
Tenth street north
east. and her huS-
band, were knocked
down by an auto
mobile. Mrs. Viii.
Hams received a cut
on the forehead.
Jennie Thompson
colored, fifty, 1015
Eleve nth st re ct
northwest, was cut
A.. -
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
CHILD LABOR SESSION
TO URGE SENATE ACT

The National Conference on Child
Labor, meeting at the Washington
Hotel tomorrow and Wednesday, IL
fearful that Congress may adjourn
before the Senate. will have a
chance to- pass the Child Labor oil.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26

"RescWe the perishinO," Is a
line from famous poem. "Res-
cue PerShim0" should m0U be the
ioOrd. Some one proposes him
for Vice President.
"WhGt has the sO0r done for
AmericGf" some one asks. Well,
1t took the "BGT" from the work.
ingmGn and 0Gve him a "cdr'' In
its place, but the best makes,
though, are oacned By the boot
ie0gerS. FRED .VETTER.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
Takoma Club Lecture

Miss Marie Boynton will lecture
on current topics Wednesday at
p. m. to the Takoma Park Civic
Study Club at the Takoma Park
Theater. t
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
THE CARELESS HUSBAND.

Mrs. Jones-Husbands are 90
careless at times.
Her friend-They certainly are.
Why, last night Tom went to bed
and left some loose razor blades
In his trOuser pockets and ]
nearly got one Of my fingers cut
off. LEONIDAS POLK.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26

A Chicago minister caused
the arrest of a pretty wido1O
WhO 1OinJeed at him. Ann
dinged-bMsted preacher who'll
do that amt going to preach
to me. I'd Ike to haze 'em
arrested because they DON'T
wink at me.
UNCLE ZEKE.
The Washington times., 1924-05-26
GEN. Hines AT OPENING OF HEARST BONUS BUREAU
House ConUenes for Final District Day
llEARD1eSEEMll{8
By BILL Pr IcE'.-Nl -
IzZA TSO?

IZZATSO?
When one piece bathing suits are
My wife says. "LoOk ut that hat 80
But i very seldom look that high.
IxxatsO? IExatsO?
when wrap-arOund skirts blow to
and fro
Dust In your eyes will always blow,
But / wear gOggIes, don't you know.
I1xatsO2 IxxatsO?
Now I am filled up with remOree.
My wife she Gays I'm always boss,
But that's o bunch of apple-sauce.
Ixxatso3 IESatsO?
SIR WALTER.