The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1924-02-21
Plum and PHILOSOFY
This Weeks Limerick
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This Weeks Limerick
There was a young lady In Lynn,
Who was SO exceedingly thin,
That when she essayed
To drink pink lemonade,
She slipped thru the straw and fell in
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Our Weakly Pome
Now the missing man of Europe
Is a gentleman of France
And he kissed a hundred ladies;
Gosh! He likes to take a chance.
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Our Own Dictionary
ANKLES: They used to be snap
sots, but now they're time exposures.
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In the classified column OF an ex-
change: FOR SALE-Honey, by the
producer"
We've always heard that bees are
intelligent, but this is the first we
knew they were in business.
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Told You SO
An old couple lived in the noun
tains OF eastern Tennessee; he was
D~inety-fve and she was ninety. Their
son. a man OF seventy. died. AS the
old folks crossed the pasture to their
cabin, after the burial. the woman
noticed a tear roll down her hus-
bands cheek. She patted him tender
Iy on the arm and said:
Never mind. John. never mind you
know I always said we never would
raise that boy"
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Moonlight on the Bay
IL was at the seashore and they
we're sitting on the beach while the
moon shone beautifully on the sur
ging waves.
what effect does full moon have
upon the tide?" queried she, gazing
sweetiy up into his face.
None" he replied. drawing closer
TO her. "but 1t has considerable effect
upon the united"
$3.50
II you've got a car that makes 81
miles an hour, it's worth a lot OF
money-but IL you've got a face that
makes go smiles a day-your face is
your fortune.
It's easy to tell who's right In an
argumcnt-wheoever hollers Is wrone
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A Tail Argument
An argument was In progress. Pri-
yatc Smart claimed that the tallest
man was in his regiment, while Pri-
vate White upheld his own regiments
claims.
"Why." said the FIRST, we've a chap
In etr lot who can light o cigarette
from a lamp post fame. he's that tall.
That's nothing replied the other,
"a fellow In my company's so tall
that he has to kneei down when he
wants to put his hands In his pockets -
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II Makes A Difference
Father-"Remember, a man learns
most who begins at the bottom
Son-"How about a guy learning to
swim?"
Never Took A Lesson, Either
Im-"Your cook is Swedish, isn't
she?"
Tim--"Yes. but she often speaks In
broken China"
1855
Heard pm the Street Sunday
II was q glorious day, but somewhat
windy and as the cars passed they
raised some dust which beat merci-
lessiy into their faces, az the young
man and maiden turned the corner
Of the street.
did you get any In your eyes,. darl-
ing" he asked. fondly drawing her
closely to him.
Eyes, sweetheart" she murmured,
searching for her elusive handker-
chief.
(which EYE. beloved?" he pressed.
'The right one, love. Did you get
any In yours?"
Yes. dear heart" he responded,
using the same corner OF the hand
kerchief that she had used.
"SIow sweet" she exclaimed. "Ana
yours was In the right eye. too?"
Yes, dearest"
"Ah.' she thrilled. do you suppose
II could have been part OF the same
piece Of dust that got In our cyesr"
y hope Il was!" he exclaimed fer
tently. blinking a ~pleasurable beam
with his good eye.
"wouldnt II be lovely. lover" she
cried.
ron, honey, wouldn't ity" he ming!
lea.
And the wind howled as though iii
pain. and from the building opposite
d Votes For Women" board fell with
q sickenins crash upon the Sidewalk.
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GEORGE WARRINGTON
Americas han produced no mar with
broader vision Cor the future than
GEORGE washington. No man in this
country hiss ever possessed q keener