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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-01
Old Actress DieS.

Ada Boshelr as .old Age" in
the tableau called 'The Fountain
Of Youth" in THE Music Box
Revue" now holding forth. in
.PhiIadelphia, played. her last, role
Saturday night. u
80 Miss BosIelr was found dead
I'm bed in her room at the Han.
Elton 2hoter this morning. size
had not been i'll and so far as
.:her friends and companions in
she had not been Ill over the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-01

FewspapeE world appear in
the POLES they play in real life.
You see the famous ''FolIies''
chorus being put through their
PAGES by Ned Wayburn himself.
Tex. Richard, the great promoter,
lis shown In his office at Madison
tsqIaare Garden, arranging for Joe
Cams championship fight. Later
YOU see the fight and the arena
filled to overlooking with a real
!, New York fight crowd, The
s..sNofl1ing press busy at the ring
SIDE. Later, in, Joe Gains dress
ling room, you see the famous
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-01
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On Page rs

week end. Advanced years was
given as the probable canse Of
her death. She was nearly sew.
entY.two.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-01

Marshall Neilan has engaged
Joseph 3. Downing to play in
Tess. of the D'Urbervilles."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04

1O-ROOM BLDG. FOR RENT on Acipeo
 car line; hShts. gas two baths 9raage. garden. $65 See James T, Guyer At L. X x. station from $40 10 ll.45 D. m. Call Hemlock 2ll
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04
HOUSE PRAISES
 ? FORMER FRIEND
Advisor To White House Dur.
 ing War Lauds Wilson

NEW YORK, Feb. 3.-Colonel E. M. House. Woodrow Wilson's confiden- tai advised when he. was President. paid the following tribute 1os his old friend {:
 With Woodrow Wilson's advent to the Presidency, idealism for the first timeo had its opportunity in govern tnent. That all the lneasures he so ably advocated did not wholly succeed was not because they lacked merit. His efforts will surely stir another Presi- dent to follow the path he has blazed Then this mighty republic may yet reach the lofty height to gain which Woodrow Wilson layed down his life"
 Will Hays, who conducted the repub- ican campaign in opposition to Mir. Wilson in 1916, issued the following statement:
 'In Woodrow Wilson the World war has taken it's most distinguished toll of human life. The burden which that struggle imposed upon the President of the United States, already weighted down with the load of d blind and cruel routine, was toe much for the strength of aTy man. --2--s--''
 By sheer quality and a passion to endure for service in the Iieace he hoped for after the war, Mir. Wilson was able to lead the nation through the most difficult and. most glorious days before
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04
HOW WILSON GOT
 FIREMAN'S SPURS
Ex-President Honored By Com
 pany At Gulfport, Miss.

GULFPORT, Miss, Feb. 3.-(By Associated Press. )-1n the death today of Woodrow Wilson the Gulfport Hook and Ladder Fire company lost an hon. orary member who obtained, place on the roll because of an incident that occurred nearly eleven years ago while the then President was spending a Christmas vacation at Pass Christian, near here. ...
 The President. his family and several others arrived in Pass Christian on Christmas morning and occupied Beau lieu," the home of Mrs. Thomas Hern- don.
 Carrying out orders to devote him. self entirley to rest and the outdoors. Mir. Wilson sidetracked all affairs of state and accompanied by Admiral Cary T. Grayson and secret service men either devoted the days to golf or motor ing.
 It was on one of his motor trips that the President became a fireman. Dis covering smoke rising from the roof of the residence of Judge J. H. Neville, Mir. Wilson rushed to the house to warn the occupants who did not realize the place was in flames.
 Mrs. Neville opened the door and i'm mediately recognizing the President in vited him to come into the parlor.
 Not now" Mir. Wilson cried, "I think your house is on fire and we've come to put it out" tF
 He then took command of the battle against the flames and with the assist ance of his party soon extinguished them. The Gulfport Hook and Ladder company arrived on the scene just as the Presidents impromptu fire company but the diminishing touches to the fire A few days later the fire compsny sent a delegation to the Herndon mansion and conferred upon Mr., Wilson an honorary membership in the organizs- tion.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04
TIME TO REPENT
Sunday .Rowdies Languish Behind
 Steel Bars :

Strains of T Won't Go Home Until Morning" and How Dry I Am.r ech- oed through the corridors of the city jail Sunday night as a result of one of the heaviest round-ups of drunk and disorderlies in some time.
 Thirteen of twenty four men regis tered by Warden Glover were booked as 'drunks" and five of these for driv- ing while intoxicated pointing to "a heavy day for Judge Martin Monday. p Of the more serious charges were those placed against 0. A. Chambers, III North Sixtieth street. Chambers is alleged to have forfeited his bond on a similar charge and was twice com plained of Sunday for driving down Avenue B over thirty miles an hour. He also fired several shots in the air while on one of these ''sprees," officers say.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04
Want a Room?

Let The Aee- Herald Classiflsd Deparmsne help you out We keep on file list of all our regular advertisers who have fooms. apartments or board. and can save you [ . let Of steps by directing you to Just wha' you want.
 This is just one of the many things The Age Herald Is doing to seeufe mora results for adysrtissrs ard better service to readers
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04
REAL ESTATE-RENT :.
 APARTMENTR AND FLATS Q

FIVE EXTRA LARGE ROOMS and sleeping porch; must sub- lease at once; $50; family leav- ing city. Key at 1928 11th Ave, $. Main 8472-J. Garage . if wanted.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04

FINE- Room apartment for rent with
 furnace heat: hot and cold water; good location on Southside. Phone Main 24Ss-w.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04
LOTS FOR SALE
LEGAL NOTICES
PLEDGEE'S SALE

Under and by virtue of the hypotheca. tion in pledge of the hereinafter described collateral 10 secure the payment of an indebtedness due it as pledgee the First National Bank, Birmingham, Ala. wtll sell at public Uutcry in front of the court house door of Jefferson county, Ala. on Wednesday, the 6th day of February. is2l, the capital stock of the Bessemer Coal. Iron and Land company eighty (sOI shares of the capital stock of the Amer lean Trust and Savings hank and hfty- three N3) second mortgage bonds of ths MonteVallo Mining company. each being in the denomination of one thousand $l,000D dollars with the unpaid coupons thereto Attached The proreeds of said sale will be applied 10 the payment of said indebtedness
 THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK. BIR.
 MlNGHAM. ALABAMA. PledgeA
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04
BLIND ADS"

In order to make t easier to rsplysts .
 blfnd' or keyed" adyertissment, Tho phone and place the memogAndum h tG advertiser's answer boz.
 '. II you wish to answef an advertisement |. ask for Classified Department Give the young lady the message and she will do the rest. Simple enough. chi
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04

SOUTH BfRMINGHAM-Near Greeh Springs; 10 acres good houses; barn; seed houses; water; over $500 worth of fruit last year; very reasonable, CAll owner. West End 157-J. A J Gable.
 HOUSES FOR SALE i0e
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04

surrenGering to lie wounds which have now resulted in his death. As a wound ed soldier, he will be tenderly. remern- bered by many future generations with whom he will take historical rank as one of he great Americans"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04

Secret of tone produced by the fa- nous old violins is said to be in trans- parent substance used to fill the pores of the wood, making 1t uniform.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04

FURNISHED APARTMENT '1031 s. 18th Ave; furnished rooms and bath; private en- trance; water, lights and phone furnished. Main 1904.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04
EMPLOYMENT
STTTTXTTONs WANTEn-WATF

WORk-Wanted, by ex-service man,
 married, age 3o several years expe- rience checking freight, 8 years as cheker and storekeeper in hardware department of government warehouse. Write E. M. D., East Lake Station. Box 97. City.
 ELEVATIONS WANTED-FEMALE 65 SETTLED GIRL-Age 25; hard worker
 desires position with reliable firm; gem eral office work preferred. Will consider anything that is permanent. Can give Al references. trustworthyness. character. etc. Call Main 6974.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04
ROOMS AND BOARD
ROOMS FOR HOUSEKEEPING

NORTHSIDE-714 N. 18th St.; 2 light housekeeping front rooms, completely furnished; hot water, phone.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-04
FINANCIAL

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIEs 57 MERCANTILE BUSINESS located on
 Montgomery highway 20 miles from Birmingham; $S6. 900 cash sales in 1928: owner has other business and will sacri- flee for 5000: stock and fixtures invoice for more than $5.000. Address G-o6. care Age e-Herald
 HIGH-CLASS SALESMAN with several
 years experience wants connection with & reliable concern; have own automobile: can furnish best of reference: would in- vest some money in good business. Address P-93, care Age-Herald. WOODWORKING PLANT for saie com
 plete; in Birmingham; good location profitable business: terms to right party. Address Post Office Box 1174, Birming- ham. Ala.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-10
UNA CARTA
MISTERIOSA.

Aver tuvimos oportunidad de yer
una carta, que acaba de recibirse en-
la ofcina de la Federation Libre en-
esta capital, firmada por el Presi-
dente del Comit6 de Asuntos Insu-
lares del Congreso, Mr.. Louis Fair
field, Y dirigida al senador Santiago
Iglesias.
No obstante, la carta en- question
reviste para nosotros ell mas impene-
trable de los misterios, pues por mas
que insistimos, no pudimos enterar-
nos del texto de la misma. Nuestra
obstinaci6n sc estrell6 ante la obsti-
naci6n, mayor aun, del lider socia-
lista que nos ensenara la carta.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-10
Los agentes de la....

Continuation de la Sra. pag.
do. que los agentes ocupasen, NADIA
nenos que once sacos de hcores fnos,
entire los cuales Sc encontraba cham
pagne, brandy, otras bebidas de
gran precio. Ademas, sueltas en- el
caro-, los agentes ocuparon go bote-
Has de ron St. Thomas, Y II botellas
de Wmskey.
Este contrabando fue confscado Y
conducido a los depositos de San
Juan, que para esta epoca estan re-
pletos del divine nectar.
LOS ARRESTADOS
Los agentes procedieron ademas al
arresto, de Maximino Marrero, que
conducia ell automovil contrabandista,
y Gle Ramon Barrios, que lie acompa-
ilaba. Ambos fueron traidos San
Juan, puestos a disposition del Co.
misionado Federal consiguiendo salir
en- hbertad, despues de prestar una
fianza
El CAIRO Buick es un roadster, de
dos asiertos, completamente nuevo,
que ha sido confiscado por las auto
ridades federales y enviado al Garage
Casino dep6sito provisional. Y es 10
que diran nuestros lectores, amantes
del automovilismo: "Lastima de ca
rro en- plena Navidad''
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-10
UNA CARTA DEL PRESI-
DENTE DEL COMITE DE
ASUNTOS INSULARES DEL
CONGRESO, DIRIGIDA A
SANTIAGO IGLESIAS.-EL
TEXTO DE LA CARTA PER
NANCE EN- Ell MISTERIO
MAS ABSOLUTE

Mucho Sc ha hablado drrante estos
tlltimos dias, sobre ell possible eXito o
fracaso de la .comision de protesta Goa
hcionista, que ha lido los Estados
Unidos a pedir Sc anulen las eleccio-
mes. Sobre las actividades Y gestiones
personales del senador Iglesias, POGO
So sabe en- Puerto Rico, aun cuando
los directories del Partido sociahsta
estan perfectamente enterados, por la
correspondence que con el lider sos
tienen.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-10
- INFORMA CION GENERAL
Qu1EN PAaARA Los ANUNorosq

QuIEN PAGARA Los ANUNcIcs?
Segnn una teoria, Ell anuncio 10 pa
ga ''Quien no anuncia'', por 10 lle
deja de ganar. Segdn otra teoria, Ell
anuncio ha de ser repetido.
! ne agui una escala que demuestra
ell efecto de las inserciones de un
anuncio en- Ell lector:
la. vez: Ell lector no Sc fla en- ell
anuncio.
"a. vez: Sc fla en- el, pero no 10
lee.
; ga. vez: Lo lee medias.
4a. vez: Lo lee entero.
5a. vez:. Comienza interesarle,
Ga. vez: Piensa sobre Las ventajas
anunciadas.
IA. vez: Cuenta su dinero y pien-
sa comprar.
8a. vez:Compra ell articu1o.
Ga. vez: Sc 10 comunica a sus ami
gos.
90 veces: Los amigos 10 compran.
100 veces: El articulo comienza a
tener fama
1000 veces Ell anunciante Sc hace
mil1onario.-P
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-10
FOTOGRAFIA
A. Coll Ferrer
Toda clase de retratos a
precios moderados.
Salvador Brau No. %
Planta Baia.

BERLIN, Die. g.. Omitted Press.)-
Todos los colegios electorales fueron
corrados ell domingo las seis de la
tarde. Mas del ochenta por ciento de
Ia poblact6n ha depositado sus votos
en- las urnas electorales. Hasta ahora
los resulSados que Sc han obtenido de
las elecciones son probables. tan solos.
Ell resultado Official no Sc sabra hasta
cl martes (hoy) probablcmente.
Duraate estas elecciones que fue-
ron llcvadas cabo dentro del mayor
orden possible, SO han obtenido cifras
de votantes, mayores que durante las
elocciones de mayo.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-10
FIRMA, DESPEDIDA Y
MEMBRETE OFFICIAL

De algo 81 pudo asegurarse, el re-
porter de la autenticidad de la car
ia. Tuvimos oportunidad de exami-
mar la frma de Mr.. Fairfield, escri-
ia, no solamente al pie del texto de
la carta, sino que tan1bien sobre ell
sobre, va que la misiva, en- su ca
racter Official Y gubernamental, no
lleva sello. En- cambio, tiene el mem
brete Official de la Camara de Repre-
sentantes, Y el papel y el sobre tam
bien estan timbrados con las pala-
bras impresas: blouse of Represen-
tatives', etc.
La despedida, tambi6n pudimos
leerla, Y Sc qued6 grabada en- nues-
ira mente "Con los mejores deseos
personales", son las palabras con que
el ilustre politico americana, Sc des-
pide del lider socialista, Santiago
Iglesias.
5SOBRE QUE ASUNTO?
iCual es el objeto de la misteriosa
misiya? iEn que terminos Sc expire
sasel Presidente del Cor1it6 de Asun-
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-10
Sr. COmerciante

Cuando usted necesite un buen
empIeado para su oficina soIici-
teIo de la "ASOCIACION DE TE-
NEDORES DE LIBROS Y OFlCI-
NISTAS DE PUERTO RICO".
Apartado 1857, San Juan, P. r.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-10

tos Insulares? No pudimos enterar-
nos. Pero ST esta fuera de duda, que
la carta tiene relacion directa con
los 1ltimos acontecimientos politicos
en- Puerto Rico, que es ell resulta-
do de las gestiones personales del
Senador Iglegias.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-10
8lLVESTRE FEIJOO
Practicanr0

en- su uumiciIio, Monjas No. z.
tfabaja de su profession rodos los
dIas de 9 a II A M. y dc ; n s
p. M. Tel. SIS verde. Aparafc
9C7. San Juan. p. x.
Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-10
DR., R. U. LANCE

A los droguistas:
Les ofrece vender sus derechos de
propiedad sobre sus Formulas Priva-
das: ''Vino Ultra .Lange'', "Grise!s
Lange" "Febricidas Lange''. 'Ul-
ira Lange'' es t6nico, reconstituyen-
te, aperitivo galactogeno. "Grises
Lange" indicadas en- las clcrosis y
anemias tropicales. Febric1das Ian
ge" son antipal1dicas anti febri-
les.
Sc admiten proposiciones CASH.
Dirijanse al
DR.. r. U LANCE.
Mayagiez, P. r. Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-10
USE CAMISAS "PARIS"
ES LA MAS PERFECTA.
FABRICANTES
NJ. RODRIGUEZ & co.
San Juan.
Ell ATTORNEY GENERAL SOSTIE-
NE Ell CRITERIO DE LA CONF
SION HTPICA

G1OI< f11H1CA
Hace algunas semanaS, Sc .celebr0 en-
ell hip6dromo LAS Casas" de esta
capital, una carrera especial, para dis
putarse la copa San Juan Racing &
Sporting Club, lucha que Sc celebra
todos los afIos, entire caballos del pals.
Dicha copa, estaba EN- manos del Sr.
Dones, va que su yegua Coqueta habfa
ganado en- la Ultima lucha que Sc ce-
lebrara.
Al celebrarse esa carrera especial
este af1o, Sc incluy0 al media sangre
Indio, para correr con otrOs caballos-
del pals. Ello motive una protesta por
parte del senior Dones, quien aleg6 que
no entregarfa la copa, pues Indio no
era ejemplar para luchar con caballos
del pals, en- I'm case especial como ese-
La Comisi6n Hfpica consult6 ell asun
to con ell Attorney General, Y este, ha
confirmado la opinion de la Comisi0n
hacienda constar que los caballoS i'm
portados Y media sangre, como Indio
es un caballo media-sangre puede,
por 10 tanto luchar con caballOs del
pals.
The Washington times., 1924-03-08

been bothered with my back for over
q year, and it would hurt me until /
could not do my work, which is keep
ing house for three and cooking and
washing dishes. tell all my friends
If they have any kind Of female trou-
bles to give Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg.
etable Compound trial. You may use
this testimonial if it will help any
one. Mrs. c. r. MILLER, r. Ed.
No. !, Box 76, Rotan, Texas.
Ina recent countrywide canvass Of
purchasers of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound over 12l, 900 re-
plies were received, and SO out of
every 100 reported they were bene-
fitted by its use. For sale by druggists
everywhere.
The Washington times., 1924-03-08

Dy taxing your
medicine. After
my second baby
was born my back
waSweak andhurt
me continually, 90
D thought I'd try
Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound as /
had read 80 much
about where it had
helped 80 many
w0nAnn 7 bod
The Washington times., 1924-03-08
UNCLE EZRA
OBSERVES
By La Monte Waldron.
UNIT HANNAH MARIA is

-
"A worryin' herself sick cause
"A she's afraid some one is
goin' to prove that she come
down from a monkey.
l know considerable folks that
has got nigh onto 'ev'rythin' but
happiness.
Village band says tunes is COM
IN out so fast nowadays it can't
learn to play 'em.
Lots Of folks is a dinged sight
better at slingin' the CAB than
at listenin'.
Half the time that jazz sounds
to me like some fellers tryin' to
learn to play.
I've found that the best way
20 give advice to some chaps
u to keep your mouth shet.
WY L AONN at H. luO O0IIlOH
Rum is havin' many a good
hearty laugh these days.
/ amt got no sympathy for
the Teller that's always tryin to
sweep UP sunshine an put,
clouds in it's place.
Deke Spriggins seems to think
that the more you go round
wearin' a long face an shoutin'
you're a sinner the better chance
you got Of gettin' to the place
where you want to go.
Teller that's drinkin' bootleg
always thinks it's something else
the matter with him.
If some folks done all they
was goin' to do they wouldn't be
nothin' left for the rest of us to
do.
Sophy Spriggins says they
Amt no red nor green shoes
walkin' the straight and narrer
path.
II some folks would take as
good care Of their soles as they
does Of their shoes this here
world would be a sight better
place.
Lizzie May Dusenberry has
gone into the poetry business,
an she sets up all night tryin'
to think up somethin' to write.
Slip Of the tongue often throws
a Teller harder than a bauanar
peel.
So fur as I'm concerned, I
don't care whether the North
Pole has got stripes onto it or
not.
Success is a hull lot like goin'
up in a balloon-higher you go
the chillier It is.
Jake Nibbles has been howlin'
for cold weather all winter-now
he's froze his foot.
II it keeps on, this here coun-
try'n soon have more laws than
Jt's got autos.
Polly Pelker, who says she's
the best ballet dancer in the viii
lage, can't git a chance to show
off cause the reform society
says no one shan't wear them
wicked kind Of skirts hereabouts.
Annie Mandy Spratt had her
picture took over to the Corners
an now she's actin like one Of
them there movie queens.
Dad Smike says that If folks
didn't open their mouths till they
had somethin' to say this would
be peacefuller an gutter world.
Ed Watkins says that lots Of
the time his radio sounds like it
was sufferin' from cholera NOR
bus.
Effie DOTS declares that check
cred stockin's amt nothin' but
advertisements for the Evile one.
ADVERTISEMENT.
The Washington times., 1924-03-08

Hardy-Put on some earmuffs,
man, or your ears will be frozen
stiff!
Henpeck-Calm yourself, my
dear fellow. When my wife gets
through talking to me my ears
are hot enough to keep warm in
q blizzard.
The Washington times., 1924-03-08
M UR
SAYS
BY John p. Medbury.

ny JOm 4. MeQDufy.
0NE of the saddest things that
can happen to woman is
~ to become a radio widow.
Husbands used to 90 out in thu
evening and visit sick friends;
now they sit up all night with
the radio.
The average fan fOrgets his
wife is living until the bills come
In ON the first Of the month.
OF course he told her she could
buy a lot of hats and dresses. but
he didn't realize what he was
saying. A man will promise his
wife anything while he's trying
to get distant station.
He'd rather hear q raspy voice
in Pittsburgh say ''This is KDKA"
than have his bride whisper, 81
love you, DEAR"
One man almost choked his
wife to death for kissing hin,
just as he was about to tune in
WDAP, Chicago.
He claimed she could have
saved her kisses until Monday
night, when all tho Chicago sta
tiOns arc silent.
It's wonderfully romantic for a
woman to tell her husband she
loves him but he'd much prefer
to hear the announced at SJAX,
Cleveland.
For years, husbands have tip
tOed around the house 80 as not
to awaken the baby, now it's the
wives turn to be quiet while the
husbands try to listen to the
brOadcasting from San Francisco.
At the altar q man promises to
love and honor his wife till death
do them part, but the minister
didn't mention anything about q
radio.
Radios are to blame for as many
divorces as relatives.
A mother-in.law can wreck a
home temporarily, but a radio can
ruin 1t for good.
One guy was so crazy about
radios that he had two sets and
worked one with each hand.
He can get Omaha, Salt Lake
City, Los Angeles or Alameda,
but all his wife can get is dis
gusted.
She finally decided to sue him
for divorce and phoned for her
lawyer to come over and sec her.
But the lawyers wife said she
couldn't disturb him because he
WIS trying to hear Seattle ON his
new set.
She called up forty-seven New
York attorneys, and every one of
them was listening to broadcast
ing programs.
She succeeded in locating one
guy who wasn't sitting at his
set. and he was up on the roof
fixing the aerial.
A woman used to have q hard
Job keeping her husband at home.
Now she can't get him out Of the
house.
The only difference in having
a dead husband and one who's Q
radio fan is that once in q while
q dead husband comes to life.
Copyright, 1924, King Features
Syndicate, Inc.
Didn't Need Nm
The Washington times., 1924-03-08
ADVERTISEMENT.
after BABY
WAS BORN
Back Weak and Painful
Mira. Miller Benefited by
Taking Lydia E. Pinkharn's
Vegetable Compound

Rotan, Tex.-"I am writing to let
you know how / have been benefited
The Washington times., 1924-03-08

Ed Watkins says that lots of
the time his radio sounds like it
was sufferin' from cholera NOR
bus.
The Washington times., 1924-03-08

Effie DOTS declares that check
cred stockin's amt nothin' but
advertisements for the Evile one.
The Washington times., 1924-03-08

Dad Smike says that If folks
didn't open their mouths till they
had somethin' to say this would
be a peacefuller an gutter world.
The Washington times., 1924-03-08

One guy was so crazy about
radios that he had two sets and
worked one with each hand,
The Washington times., 1924-03-08

Radios are to blame for as many
divorces as relatives.
The Washington times., 1924-03-08

A mother-in.law can wreck a
home temporarily, but a radio can
ruin 1t for good.
The Washington times., 1924-03-08

At the altar a man promises to
love and honor his wife till death
do them part, but the minister
didn't mention anything about q
radio.
The Washington times., 1924-03-08

He can get Omaha, Salt Lake
City, Los Angeles or Alameda,
but all his wife can get is dis
gugted.
The Washington times., 1924-03-08

Annie Mandy Spratt had her
picture took over to the Corners
an now she's actin like one of
them there movie queens.