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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25

In such vacations lie psychological
values that result in the greatest
benefits of the vacationer. A return
to the same place year after year;
meeting of the same people-all
such samenesses leave little to the
Imagination and offer few surprises.
In brief, they are all right but they
are psychologically off key.
The ideal vacation would be one in
which all persons could 60 back. to
boyhoo simplicity of mind and play !;
complete making over.
Since this is impossible to most
folks, get, the next best thing as
complete a change as is possible
each year. go
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25

hion, with his head, when feet and
fists fail. ~
It was Nelson who led the La
Toilette fight last fall for revi-
sion of the House rules. He stood
up, unmoved, against the most
witheing and devastating cynicism
and satire the word wizards of Con
gress could direct against him.
He didn't care what the regular.
thought Of him or his fellows, OF
what, they called him, 50 long al
they amended the rules.
He checkmated every move to
entangle him in parliamentary red
tape, or to substitute for his pro-
posals any political panacea Of the
"just-as-good" brand.
His bald head and bald speech
were the highlishts Of that men,or-
able battle. 81,
The title of BLEEDING Kansas, y
won by the Sunflower state because
Of the bitter battles between the
abolitionists and pro-slavery groups
preceding the Civil War, may proper
ly be revived before the coming poli.
tical holocaust is ended. -,
For Kansas is slated. to become
the geographical storm center of the
political tornado. ycentering over-the
middle west, during the presidential
campaign. =
Orders have gone out from Re.
publican headquarters that Kansas
must be held secure, at all costs,
against the assaults to be made upon
lit by the La Toilette forces.
La Follette's foress, believing
that the loss Of Kanssss ny the Coo
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

After Mrs. Woodchuck decided to
keep her sons, Wally and Woody and
Willy, home for the summer, the next
thing was to find things for them
to do.
And my, but they did love picnics!
So one day she said, "Boys, we're
going to have picnic. How would
you like that?"
"Fine!" cried all the little wood
chucks. "Just fine. Where is it
going to be?
AT Happy Go Lucky Park" said
their mother.
know you'll be surprised at that
because the last time Mrs. Wood
chuck went to Happy Go Lucky
Park she vowed up and down that
she never, never, never would go
back again.
But then the days got so hot and
Happy Go Lucky Park was so cool
that she changed her mind.
"Hooray for Happy Go Lucky
Park" cried all the little wood
chucks.
So Mrs. Woodchuck made a cho-
colate cake and three kinds Of sand
wiches and ice cream and a meat
loaf and salad and fixed deviled eggs
and everything, and put it all in a
great big basket.
And off they started.
Good morning, Mrs. Woodchuck,'
said Nick when he saw them com
ing. "Let me help you with your
basket"
81 don't care if d." painted Mrs
Woodchuck, for the day was warm
and her basket was heavy with good
les.
So Nick took the basket and hic
it under some bushes. Mister Weed.
chuck was to come in the evening
in time for supper.
"Do you think it is safe there p
asked Mrs. Woodchuck. II would
hate to have it stolen"
"Sure," said Nick. "Dont worr,
any more about it,"
Mrs. Woodchuck hunted up 8
swing and got out her knitting ant
watched the boys.
Wally and Willy and Woody Wood
chuck had the time Of their lives.
First they played in the sandpil'
for awhile and made tunnels AM
mountains and bridges and forts.
Then they slid Sdown the sliding
board about 50 times apiece.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25

lfdge cohorts will deprive the presi-
dent of a majority and send the
election into Congress, will send their
shock troops into action there.
And the Democrats. hoping to sal
wage something from the fray for
their candidate, will Join in the gen
eral ree-for-all. 80 .
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25
MOVE TO WING

Mr.. and MRS.. j. Hoerner have
left for Wing, N. D., where Mr..
Hoerner will become manager of one
Of the Mandan Mercantile company's
yards. The. former manager has
moved to California to make his
home. Mr.. Hoerher has been in the
employe Of the local: main branch
for the past TIRES years.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25
(|(11l}7inlS
Says:

Soon after father gets home with
his pay on Saturday night he finds
he is clean for Sunday.
The man who refuses to do hon
est work usually expects to do hon
est workers.
An optimist is a man who can
make molehill out of a mountain
of trouble.
Guess the weather man has gone
away on his vacation and left a
two-months' supply of warmer"
predictions.
Many fish would starve if it wasn't
for the man who tries to catch
them.
The midnight oil doesn't make so
many successes as the midnight gas
makes failures.
! Another kick against summer is
the hotter it gets the easier it is for
flies to get off fly paper.
A women who can't understand
why a man stays single can readily
see why another woman does.
Who hasn't paid to hear a lecture
and then gone away convinced we
should have free speech.
If man wants to marry good
job he must learn to love, honor and
obey it.
An auto speeder discovers his mis-.
take by accident.
The failure waits for business to
pick up while the success gets out
and picks it up. IF - :,
Picnic parties believe Noah had
more than two ants in the ark.
Neighbors should remember small
boys are no more nuisance to them
than they are, to small boys.
Many a mans idea of prosperity
is when everybody is too rich t.
! work.
Any poor man can spend rainy
afternoon in pleasant contemplation
| Of the taxes he doesn't have to pay
The average self-made man keep.
quiet about it because he did BIT,
job. ~.
The way to leave footprints on TIL,
sands Of time Is TO- get out and dig
Germs don't care anything abou
hoy important you are.
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Editorial Review

Comments reproduced In this
column may or may not express
the opinion OF The Tribune. They
are presented here In order that
our readers may have both sides
OF important issues which are
being discussed 10 the press OF
the day
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25
mo- YELLQWHTQNE

Mrs. J.. A. Vetter and daughter
Mrs. Ollie Kossick of Springfield,
Mass, who has been visiting here
for several weeks, left for Glendive
and Livingston, Mont, to visit with
friends. They will 60 through YELL
lowstons park before returning to
Mandan. *; A........
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25
(, GUESTS FROM. OHIO.

Mr.. and Mrs, w. II. Lee Of Cleve-
land, Ohio. are guests at the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Max Hunke, First St.
IN. W.s They are, returning home
from q visit in cities on the west
coast. Mrs: Lee is = cousin OF Mrs.
Hunke. ~ S,.t.,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25
BACK FROM. 1laLEs C.:1r g.

Mrs. C.. P. o'Rourke. SON John and
Mrs. F. G. Tharp and. SON Frederick
returned by auto from Miles. City,
Mont, accompanied by Mrs. L., b.
Fellows Of that city who will visit
/ here with her sister, Mrs. Tharp and
parents Mr.. gsnds Mrs. Dennis Tobin.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25
a Thought

Love the truth and peace Zeck.
F6:19. n. l NJ !: 4: ,ssiy7e s
/ 20 while you live, tell truth, and
Ishame the devil Shakespeare,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25
MANDAN NEWS
MARRIED IN MANDAN

County Judge B. w. Shaw united
in marriage William Michaels of
Yountown, N. b., and Miss Sophie
Frederick of New Salem.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25
WHY?
T. reader writes:

f.
"A friend of mine died recently in this city, He in
his ffties active filled with zest for ife of
family, successful, good citizen.
"On my way to work drive past the city infirmary.
There see dodderng old of little to society them
selves Doubtless of them would rather be dead My
active useful friend dies; they live
"Why?"
The died in accord with some natural law" imposed
by the Creator of All for the Good of ALL This explanation
must be accepted must be admitted that the little dot in
time called human life is merely tremendous and most
brutal joke
What law violated is entirely another question, a
question that is being and understood through
the progress of the sciences We have learned instance
wv yellow fever carried off thousands the abeboded
. and often left the weak and debilitated.
Life is full of the mysteries with which His wonders
performed and human progress will be at sandst when
to study and discover the why them and adopt
ourselves to the good that is in them
The difference between a dead in his fftes and a
hasheen in nfrmary may lie in what the two had at
birth and how they lived and single instance of seeming
unwsdom or injustice impeaches the Great Purpose
We long way from qualification as jury of peers
for trial of Omniscence.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25

Germs don't care anything about
hoy important you are.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25

The average self-made man keeps
quiet about it because he did q bad
job. !.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25

The way to leave footprints on the
sands Of time Is to get out and dig.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25

Any poor man can spend rainy
afternoon in pleasant contemplation
Of the taxes he doesn't haye to pay.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-25

HUSBANDS
Towns where women all the property and are per-
mtted to divorce their husbands if they get tired of them
These discovered in the wild parts of India by
Mrs. Ernest Thompson-Seton.
Divorce mills certainly would work "a hours day if
had similar system in America The ability to live to-
geher without getting tired of each other is the real test
OF marriage When you're dead, you're long time dead
So with marriage It's the most important decision of
lifetime. Young people should venture cautiously.
How days work year do you lose by sickness?
It's claimed by authorities that the time lost by American
workers, through sickness, is equivalent to keeping million
idle all the time.
greater loss is the inecency of workers and exec,
tives who neither sick WE'LL but halfway between
"out of Sorts"
Health first should be the goal Health the greatest
asset No personal sacrifice is great pay for it.
DRINKER
There to be limit to unique ways of earning
living nor to the things will do to get money
Leon Vaens of Belgium, playing American vaude
vile, drinks for living He claims the world drinking
championship Downs 10 quarts of water nearbeer at
performance His official record is Il quarts hours
so minutes.
How many would desert the greatest political gathering
to Leon do his stuff? We serious minded people,
Compound insanity" is phrase to out of the
Frank murder But then the aienists are being
paid well to evolve theories. The nation expect
-aseaaore before the jury finally reports. @a-
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Many mans idea of prosperity
is when everybody is too rich to
work.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-02
Step Out for the Park
at Monday Night Dance

Seattle Musicians association. And
there win be stunts. special attrac.
tons and something for your money
and entertainment every minute.
Contributions continued 10 come
in Friday and Saturday from all
sources and these who sent in a
dollar were just as welcome as the
pie fellows who can afford 800.
But make your contribution just as
big as you can stand,
The park tract which the state,
Tacoma and Seattle have agreed TO
buy as a community enterprise. is
located half way between the two
cities, on salt water with trees and
grass enough In It's 30 acres 20 ac.
commodate at least 10000 auto par.
ties when Il Is developed and plated
by the state park board engineer.
It's planned TO be a free park for
tourists and residents OF the com.
munity who wish 10 get away from
hcme and everyday tasks for day
lrurn 10 Prge 2, Column y
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-02
Arrest Seven in
Taxi Strike War

Seven iaxicab drivers employed by
firms affected by the taxicab strike,
were arrested Friday.
The men all had small pieces OF
pipe in the drivers compartment Of
the cab. II is alleged. The drivers
claimed that the pipe was lack"
handle and part Of the regular equip.
ment Of the car. police reported
The men were arrested after re.
newal Of disturbances between the
strikers and the men hired TO take
their place had caused Acting Chief
of Police Joseph Mason TO issue dras.
tic orders TO his patrolmen TO arrest
all suspicious drivers.
Two OF the men were released on
5000 cash bail and five on $500.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-02
GROVE RIDICULES
FANTASY LIFE"
DEFENSE TALE
Says Loeb, Leopold Are Both
Mature, Despite Expert
ASSAILS EMOTION TALE
Defense Blocks Sanity Trap
Campaign of Prosecutor

CRIMINAL COURTROOM. Chi
" cage. Aug. States Attorney
Robert f. Grove today made a
vigorous effort 10 tear down the
fantasy life" defense in the Judicial
hearing OF Nathan Leopold and
Richard Loeb for the murder OF
Robert Franks.
Grove attempted to show that the
super intellectuais, with the emo
tons OF a child OF 5'.--the crux OF
the defense were mature, both
mentally and emotionaliy.
Would man with the emotions
Of a child Of 5. when brought into a
serious predicament. asks that the
names Of girl friends be not divulged
for fear Of bringing them en-
barrassment?" Grove asked DIR.
William A. White on cross-examina-
ton.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-02
C0MPERS LEADS
WAY FOR U. S.
LABOR RULE
Political Support OF La Fol-
lette Is Being Decided
NEW MOVE is FAVORED
Independent Candidacy Is
Boosted Before Vote Comes

A Ti.ANTIC CITY. y. J.. Aug :.
n Samuel Gompers. war.Scarred
veteran Of Labors half century
fight for supremacy. weakened By
encroschlng IN health and with n
nurse and physician in constant at.
tendance. today began the biggest
battle Of his career.
II IS a battle which may result
In the first nationally concerted
political movement TO establish a
labor government In the United
States parhllsling the new labor
governments In Europe. which have
risen 10 power in the revolt OF the
farmer and the worker against old
line political affiliations.
Oompers. himself taciturn and Sc
cretive. IS pictured by his closest
friends as believing now that the
best chance Of success lies in &C
ton by the executive counsel Of
his American Federation Of Labor
swinging vigorously behind the
presidential candidacy Of Senator
AVhtIA 81 Ia fplleltf-
Tho council. beginning its sec.
ond days session this morning, had
before IL the unanimous recommen.
dalton OF its political campaign
committee. giving a qualified in
dorsement Of the Ia Toilette can.
didacy. First formal discussion By
the council is scheduled for this
afternoon.
The way Is clear for adoption OF
the report.
Sentiment In the council Is over
wheimingIy in favor Of getting be-
hind the La Toilette campaign.
While the members will make no
predictions for publication as TO
what the final action will be. they
state that the federation will be
more active in the campaign than
ever before. II Is labor's one big
chance for political success. they
point out and they intend 10 make
the most Of II.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-02

CPEAKISG OF chips or the old
- block
Phil la Toilette. youngest son of
Fighting Bob" vas In Seattle sat
urday In the interest Of his fathers
candidacy for president on the third
party ticket.
The young Madison lawyer (hc's
only ~ Is dabbling in politics Tor
the first time. And. as he puts II,
he's supporting tho best friend he
has in the world.
Phil is a marked man. Let him
appear in any crowd minus his
straw hat and his Characteristic
La Toilette pompador Identifies him.
His face. while II does not reveal
the bulldog tendencies 70 marked in
his father. Is much similar TO that
Of the elder man. And the son is a
fighter He knows diplomacy and
uses q. perhapB where his father
would use the ''hlg stick" but he
can pick up the eudgel and do battle
when the time arrives.
La Toilette arrived in Seattle Fri
day afternoon.
Saturday night he was 10 start
East again, stopping In Butte and
other Montana cities Then he viii
30 on to St Louis. whore he will
be for sen-ral days. making a speech
before a mass meeting Of la Toilette
boosters.
The situation in Washington is
gratifying" La Toilette sid. and !
am very optimistic about II all over
the country. Everywhere the indie
pendent voters realize that a change
is necessary and they seem willing
TO rally under the leadership OF La
Toilette
La Toilette says that the con-
seryatiyes expect the West to be
strong for his father and predicts
that they win be surprised when
the Eastern results are known.
And here's a secret that Phil
wouldn't discuss--his wife come.
from Massachusetts,, the stronghold
Of Calvin Coolidge
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-02
Airman Killed in
Memorial Flight

SAN FRANCISCO. Aug. 2.-WiI-
liam Blanchfeld. United States air
mail pilot, plunged 70 his death
Friday over Reno, Nevada.
Blanchfield was throwing flowers
from the air over the grave Of
Mechanieian Guerin when the accl.
dent occurred.
Suddenly spectators saw his
plane hurS; into flames and a sec.
ond later It plunged toward the
earth. The ship crashed into a
small cottage when II hii.- setting
the house afire. Blanehfield was
instantly killed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-02
Supposed to Be
in Jail, Man and
Booze Captured
Much-C Convicted Mr.. Castro Caught by Fed
eral Agents-Prison Term Expires
August %

CHARLES CASTRO. supposed TO
" have been IN tho county jail
until August %. wnA arrested Fri.
day night az his home. 7is Goth
ave s.. by Assistant Prohibition Di.
rector W. ~. whitney.
when arrested. whitney charges.
Castro was again violating the pro.
hlbition laws for which he was orig.
insily sentenced Ia federal court.
Whitney claims his prisoner had
a quantity Of liquor In his posses.
sion. and was taken 10 the immlgra.
ton station and formally charged
with the unlawful possession satur.
day.
II wasn't the first time. prohihl.
ton agents charge. that Castro was
away from the county Jail They
claim 20 have watched him down.
town for three successive nights
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-02
BY AvRrDGE MANN

That asperin produces heat, a
speaker Friday told the bunch
OF business men who went 10
eat the Commerce Chambers
members lunch.
The mayor Of ST. Paul was
there. and many other guests OF
fame. And Z. l.. skeel. who held
the chair. had introduced them
all by name. And then he said.
I'VE have. indeed. famous
senator today. Wen all be
glad 10 hear and heed what Mag.
nus johnson has 10 say"
cay tank" said Magnus when
he rose. ''Ay yust cxprass en-
yoyment here. Som feller say
Ay guess he knows Seattle's
Swedish. pretty near. Las yes
terday Ay com 10 town, from
Minnesota neighborhude; Ay tor
das Mayor Mister Brown. You
know. A doan ban feeling guide.
"He say. med politickisi4 wink,
You wanting somting guide, Ay
guess7 Ay ;ink he say. NY got
en- drink and 30 Ay tell das
mayor yes. Wen, asperin Is
GUIDE, he say. gust take IL vonce
or maybe more. You 30 an get
Won right way. by asking from
a arttppfsh atora'
ny vent an Wink a wicked
eye. Won drink Of asperin.' Ay
said. Ay found II wasn't drink
Az buy. but yust a little pill
instead Ay eat das asperin an
found Ay start aspiring en- my
track. an soon Ay getting nearly
drowned med asperation down my
backl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-02
Murder Case Faces
"Silk Hat Bandit"

Los ANGELES. Aug. 2e-Sched.
uled to face a series OF charges Of
robberies here, J. l. Edwards. the
silk hat bandit" pal Of Harry J.
Dunlap. was expected TO arrive here
today in custody OF officers from
Sacramento. whore he was captured.
Edwards may be charged with a
murder or two ia this vicinity. sher.
ifs deputies declare.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-02
AIRMAN
WINNER
In HOP
One Plane Reaches
Goal; Others in
Fog, r eturn to
Kirkwall Base

ABOARD u. s. S. RICHMOND,
Houton Bay. Orkney Islands. Aug. 2.
- The American round-the-worId
flight reached the coast OF Iceland
this evening.
Lieut.. Eric Nelson. in the air
cruiser New Orleans, after boring
thru dense fog bank rs miles out
Of Houton bay. swooped over the
Farce islands and at 1 p. m. Green
wich mean time. was sighted by the
cruiser Raleigh 25 miles off the little
Iceland village Of Hornafjord.
Nelson and his mechanic left their
two comrades in the flight. Lieuts.
Lowell Smith and Leigh Wade, he
hind when the three planes were
caught in a dense fog off the ork-
neys.
Lieut. Lowell Smith. commander
Of the flight, and Lieut.. Leigh Wade.
with their companions. decided TO
return 10 Houghton bay when they
lost Nelson in the dense mist which
hung over the North Atlantic.
The commander and Wade flew
back over Kirkwall at 1915 a. N. and
circled over Houghton bay 10 their
landing b,ioys.
Meantime, Nelson was battling
his way thru the fog. He was
once reported as missing and la
ter sighted flying steadily ahead
Another message stated that he
was believed returning TO the
0riIneys and still later radio de-
clared that he was continuing on
10 Iceland
Nelson was first sighted off the
Farce Islands by the Destroyer Bill
Kingsley. which reported that the air
man flew over the Faroes at 1906
Greenwich meantime.
A radio from the Destroyer Reid al
$50 p. m. said that Nelson passed
over the ship at 2;i0 and was stili
heading toward Iceland. He had
covered about 900 miles and was with
in less than 200 miles Of Hornafjord-
The Reid was half way between the
Faroes and Iceland. The Reds mes.
sage contradicts an earlier message
picked up By the kirkwall shore stat.
ton, saying it was believed Nelson
was returning TO the orkneys.
Weather was reported clear and
conditions ahead were favorable for
the airman. Nelson is accompanied By
Mechanic Harding.
When the report first came that
Nelson was missing. the Cruiser
Richmond which had cheered the fly.
ers' departure. put out TO sea under
full steam to race in the wake OF Nell
son and render him assistance if
needed.
The Richmnod sent out hurried
radios TO the torpedo boat destroyers
Reid and Billingsley. warning them
that Nelson was on his way alone
and asking that a close lookout be
kept for him.
The two ships previously had taken
up positions along the route OF the
flyers from Houton bay to Hornaf-
jord, Iceland.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-02
Suspect Held for
Staying Mexican

PORTLAND. ore. Aug. 2.--Poliee
today were arranging for the return
OF Wallace Wood. wanted in Orc
vile. Cal. for the murder of a
Mexican laborer there, July p.
Wood was picked UP yesterday on
suspicion and was identified by Grim.
inal circulars. The prisoner then
admitted his Identity.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-02
Apridge Mann Almost
Hears Magnus johnson

so. shentlemen an shairman
skeei. das way Az iink das
sooject look. dose drink Of as.
perrin. Ay feel. vas som'ting
som'yon shouldn't Took
He quit. Then skeel got up
and sald be wasn't Magnus after
all. ITS Norman Haagensen,
instead--our clever guest from
old st. Paulr'