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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-21
INEBRIATED
BOVINES
By John p. Medbury.

Twenty-eight cows on q New
Jersey farm made q mistake the
other night and ate two bushels
Of whiskey mash. When the far
mer went out to the barn the
next morning they were singing
''Sweet Adeline."
He MIXED them anyway and
put the milk in bottles. Three
hours later the tops blew off.
Before he could warn his GUS
toners, seventeen babies became
intoxicated.
Fathers were taking the milk
away from the children and drink
ing it themselves.
Several men called at the far
mer's barn and offered him eight
dollars quart.
A walking delegate of the
bootleggers local was around to
rec him before 10 o'clock try
ing to force him TO join the
!. union.
He refused, and fifteen minutes
later he discovered three rev.
enue officers spying on his COWS.
But the cows were so drunk
they couldn't talk.
Two Holsteins and q Jersey
posed for their. pictures but they
wouldn't say anything.
Then. she took q drink and
hit him with a hay wagon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-21

Two Holsteins and q Jersey
posed for their. pictures but they
wouldn't say anything.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-21

But the cows were so drunk
they couldn't talk.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-21
HAVE "A SMILE.
WITH US
BY Nat N. Dorfmarl.
"o the timid soul learning to
swim. the first hundred
fear are the hardest.

swim. the first hundred
fear are the hardest.
"A man ii never on the danger
line until he runs across q Rirl
who prefers coffee and cake with
him than lobster and wine with
another.
We don't see why they call
nivyers Lizzies. No woman would
stand half the abuse without
back talk.
An organization is looking for
a word to take the place Of the
unpicturesque old maid. How
about scofflove?
Folks with radios are going to
run into a lot of static this fall
as soon as the politicians com.
mence broadcasting.
Just because a fellow keeps
his nose to the grindstone doesn't
mean he Is sharpening his wits.
The popular novelist evidently
believes that every man is born
free and sequel.
Any pawnbroker win tell you
that birds of a feather hook to-
gether.
The country is split up into
three parties for the election, but
in so far as the average woman is
concerned the only interesting
ones are the sweet sixteen ones.
The fellow who is headstrong
is usually weak kneed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-21
END RHEUMATISM
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Use it for lumbago, neuritis, back
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-21

Then she took q drink and
hit him with a hay wagon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-21

He refused, and fifteen minutes
later he discovered three rev.
onue officers spying on his COWS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-21

We don't see why they call
nivvers Lizzies. No woman would
stand half the abuse without
back talk.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-10-21
BRONCHULINE
HEADACHE GONE
TIRED NO MORE
Gives Credit tOLydia I. Pmkham's
Vegetable Compound. Hopes
Other Women win Benefit
BY Her Experience

Gkowhegan, Maine. -"I was siclc
most Of the time and could not get
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
THE PERFECT LID

Are as vain women? Yes? No? Certainly in some directions genus male has little fobles Behold the arrival fall hat Gone the and the bananas Of May soled and bent and faded Comes the and the myriad advertisements of thousand hat shops Arrives H. R. H. the Prince of Wales with his hat brim pulled down all around in not at all previously the with American But the Prince for some unathom able the styles down the hat brims of Americans the Avenue These the days when the Amer the calendar change his hat How the ladies would laugh could they the of the family agonzng their purehases They before the mirrors twisting the bit of felt this way and that They look at profile front face They try another They tilt the head and pull down the brm They try another and another They look cautiously the picture the Arrow Collar Kid with his perfect lid They pose and they pull and they tilt and finally state of complete exasperation they buyand week later give the hat to else and buy another.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
ORDER OF NOTICE

State of Connecticut. District of Woodstock, ss.. Probate Court Sep. tember 10th. A. D. l92s. Estate ot Walter II. Stoutenburph late of Wood stock in said District. decas |. Upon the application of Thomas Barrett of Poughkeepsie, New YaIl one of tne executors therein nam-d. wing that an instrument in writing Ilrporting to be the last will and tament q said Walter H. StoutenbarFh deceased, may be proved. approved allowed ana admitted to probate as per appllcati.n on file more fully appears. 1t is oh- DERED-That said applcal be heard and determined al the Probate Office in Woodstock in said District on the 2nd day of October, 4. D. lt-s at 9 o'clock in the forenoon; and ma. public notice be given of the pendeney of said application and time and piAes of hearing thereon. by publishing copy of this order once in a news paper having a circulation in said Distft-' and by posting a copy thereof oa iie public signpost in the Town oi 3ae- stock in said District. al least F aass before said day of hearing, and es ss positing in a Post Office copy ei iis I newspaper containing said notice pos
 age paid. return receipt, addressel 7. each of the heirs-at-law at ieas, ~ days before said day of hearing. -A- MD FLAGG. Acting Judge
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
GENERAL PERSHING

Tomorrow having reached the limit of service, era Pershng retre from the highest post the American Armies Abroad and at home the General the recipient of all the honors that his due Ii with vivid personality his warrior predecessors in the history the nation General Pershing will long be remembered for qualities which eminenty his To us it has always seemed that the outstanding feature of the Generals services the American Expedonary Forces his admirable Nowhere there recorded single word uttered by him the of dsenson discussion either with the Gov the armies His the largest force manded by American. His of the complicated difficult positions that American called upon fill He acquitted himself of his duties thoroughly soderl manner retires private life of the
 living Americans and the good wishes of exceedingly ful nation go with him.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
REPUBLICANS NOMINATE
Bingham Unanimous Choice ss Standard Bearer on State Ticket

Delegates from Putnam and vi einity cast their votes Wednesday al the Republican State Conyen- ton. held at Sew Haven, for the following candidates, who will seek election in November;
 Governor. Hiram Bingham of New HaYen.
 Lieutenant Governor. John ' Trumbali af Piainvllle.
 Secretary of State. Francis 4. Paiafti of Hartford
 Treasurer. Ernest E. Rogers of New London
 Comptroller. Frederick T. Sal mon of WestH0rt
 The selections of Palotti and Salmon we're reuOminati0ns.
 The presidential electors ehos- ea are Charles Bruoker of An. sonia, Mrs Helen II Hrtley Jen- kins of Norfolk. Miss Anna B Jennings of Fairfield, Colorado. Francis Maxwell of Rockville. Colorado. Louis Cheney of Hart ford and Frederick V. Mercer of New London.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
ORDER OF NOTICE

District of Thompson, ss. Probate Court, September $, 1924. Estate of J. Ninton Dart, late of Thompson in said District, deceased The Execn- triX having exhibited her administra- tion account with said estate to this Court for allowance. t is ORDER E4-That the 2oth day of September, l344. st o'clock in the afternoon, at the Probate Office in Thompson h said District, be. and the same is here by assigned for a hearing on the al- i3wance of said account. and that pub lic notice be given of the time and place assigned for said hearing by publishing a copy Of this order onea in a newspaper having a circulation in said District. at least seven days before said day assigned for hearing. FRED 4, MENYAN, Judge. g
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12

z3r sie p3rt. which is next to New Ha-
 n In enc number of its voters. T. IS To he feared that U is more personal fhan political.
 4he trouble has is origin in dif- ference which is of no more import snce than that which exists between ts.eediealm and tweedledee. It is a school boys differences. Chairman Roraoaek and Mir. klng vie in loyalty Co Eae Republican party. lt IS 70 the interest of their common party that they snalld join hands to make its trl- aIlt at lhe polls 6 certainty. The numerical importance of these two cities cannot be ignored with safety. Either is large enough to affect the result of the state. If there is any way Of ironing out the faetional dif- fsrences in both cities 1t should be employed.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
MISCELLANEOUS

TORE Refrigerators. showcases, meat display cases, val eases, silent salesmen cases. chairs, tables. coffee urns. frank foFt steamers, soda fountains. etc. {; full line of equipment for store or restaurant. new or second hand i; also any fixture built to order; fin- est workmanship for reasonable prices.
 NATIONAL STORE FIXTURE co, SIS Westminster St. Provi- aenee. R. l. 37tf
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
LEAVE FOR MONTREAL
Mir. and Mrs. Vaughn Co Tomerro~
 to Insurance Convention

Mir. and Mrs. Newton A. Vaughn leave tomorrow on a ten-day trip Co Montreal and Quebec. This Is the trip won hy Mr. Vaughn in a business in crease contest of the Travellers slu- surance Company. The local agent was the first agent in the United States or Canada to qualify. and one of six in Connecticut Co douhle their allotment and thus have their wives accompany them.
 The insurance party leave Hartford in a special ear for Quebec by way of Montreal. While in Quebec they will he the guests of the company at Cha teau Frontenac.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12

At Court of Probate he'd at fsss, nam, within and for the Distinct v Putnam. on the lith day of sspsel Der, 1924. Present, David [ i4s.' Judge. Estate of Reuben \. ' NE'ss,' late of Putnam. deceased, me ee eutrix having exhibited her aah,'a. ;, stration account with said sS,s-sr sS,sarp. , this Court for allowance okDhh- ED-That the l7th, day of ssssa.. sss. Der. 1924, at 10 o'clock in the lols, = noon. be appointed for a hearins ,ss the allowance of said account ana si;. .s:e executrix is directed Co give g-s.,s a,. notice of the time and place. of asas .sz- ing thereon by publishing tlis e.@s once in some newspaper hAs..is sr circulation in said District A". posting a copy thereof on s4s 5...Ssg, Psg, lie signpost in the Town of I, ras9aG scG and return make. DAVID fLseSe' Judge.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
NOTICE

There will be a meeting of the Sc lectmen and the Town Clerk of the Town of Pomfret. at the Town House in said Town of Pomfret. on Sept. %. 1921. from g o'clock A. M. until 5 o'clock P. NJ. to examine the quail. fieations of and admit to the electors oath. those who shall be found quail fed. and whose names are on the list to be made voters.
 GEORGE H. HICKS.
 ALFRED D. BRIGGS,
 FRANK Nj. NOON,
 Selectmen. WILLIS COVELL.
 Town Clerk. Dated al Pomfret, Sept. II, 1924.
 37
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
FRIDAY, SEPT. 19, 1924

AT 10 O'CLOCK A. N. At the late residence of the deceased at Woodstock Valley. Conn, the fol- lowing described property:
 Two Rec touring cars, l stationary saw mill. consisting of saw and car riage. l shingle mill complete. several circular saws. i water wheel. large assortment of pulleys and shafting. lot of betting. all the old timber in the saw and grist mill building. two horse wagon, l one horse wagon. 1 two horse cart, horse rake, 1 plow. lot of carpenters tools, tackle blocks, ice saws, lot of windows, lot of har- nesses. several fine horse blankets, 2 doz. new halters, and many other use ful articles.
 HOUSEHOLD GOODS
 Antique and Modern: One beauti. ful Graudfather's clock with broken arch top. maple haut'boy. cherry bureau. pine chests, writing tables and stands. rosev0 0od frame sofa, hair cloth sofa. set andirons, t0ngs and shovel. several old guns and spears. arm windsor chairs, buffalo robe. , wolf robes, feather beds, 1 ash cham Der set, oak chamber set, flax wheel. old eroekery. and many other articles of an old styled nature.
 First class lunch available. Terms af sale cash. IT stormy next fair day. We shall expect a good attend anee at this sale.
 CHARLES M. PERRIN.
 Administrator of Estate.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
CAUCUS

The Republican electors of the Town Of Pomfret are requested To meet in Caucus in Town Hall, Pom fret
 SATURDAY, SEPT. l3, 1924 at 230 o'clock P. M. tstandard time) for the purpose of nominating candi- dates for all town offices for the en- suing year.
 Also Co do any other business pre- per 10 be done at snid Caucus Per order of the Town Committee. DR. JAMES II. HUTCHINS.
 Chairman. Dated at Pomfret, Conn, Sept. 8, I92s. 37
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
FOR SALE

FOR sALE-Several hundred March and April hatch R. l. Red bullets. Splendid laying strain. good dark red color. Should start laying this month. sI35 and s1.50 each ia lots of 12 Telephone Putnam s9. FOR sALE-Farm fifty acres, build ings. farm tools. furniture in house. ail for S2.700. part cash. Write me soon. R. E. BALDWIN, 2s Carmel St, New Haven, Conn.
 3T-3ge
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12

District Court of the United States, District of Connecticut. In the mat. ter of Victor Caouette. Bankrupt h Bankruptcy. No. CHS Upon Pea- ton for Discharge. Notice is hereby given that Victor Caonette of North Grosvenordale in the county of Wind ham and State of Connecticut has filed his application. dated June g, A. D. 1924 for a discharge from all his debts in bankruptcy, and that all his creditors and other persons in- terested obieeting 10 such discharge may attend before Thomas J. Kelley, Special Master, at his office in Nil- limantie. Conn, on the 22nd day of September, 1924 at II o'clock 4. M., then and there to examine tha bank rupt, and to show cause, f any they have, why such discharge should not be granted. and to determine whether or not to authorize the trustee Co h. terpose objections to such discharge THOMAS J. KELLEY. Special Mas
 ter. Willimantic, Conn., September 9. 1924. 37
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
SATURDAY, SEPT. B, 1924

at s o'clock P. M. in Old Grange Hall, Woodstock Hill, Conn. in order 10 1orlslate representatives on the fol- loving committees from this district 1 member of.
 The Committee on Resolutions. The Committee on Permanent Or ganlzaflon.
 The Committee on Credentials. Tae Committee on Rules.
 Honorary Niee-President of the Convention.
 Honorary Secretary of the Conven- ton.
 Thls Convention is composed of the delegates t0 the State Convention and takes the place of the District Cau- eases formerly held on the night the Convection is called to order.
 Do not confuse this convention with the Senatorial Convention which will be ca.lsd at g later date to nominate a Senator from this district.
 F.. J. KEEGAN,
 Member from District 2s. TAe Democratic State Central Com mittee of Connecticut. Sept. 4. 1924. g.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
DEMOCRATS STILL AT SEA

Fail So Far to Find Willing Thomas" to Run For Gov ernor.-Fitzgersld Thoms and Spellaoy Out-Hopefui About Cumnngs.-La Toilette Movement Hurting Demo- cratic Strength In Connecticut.-The New Haven and Bridgeport Wrangling.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS

Clearing Something to pspo.. o Acquire Something; For Employer and ployee: l. Brings Buyer Seller Together.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
MARY HAD A LITTLE VOTE

MARY HAD A LITTLE VOTE Mary had little vote.
 It counted only one. Shouting hurrah for Calvin Coolidge, But when she thought of millions That would have to b. won. She sad. " st sari nly I'll dig for
 Coolidge.
 Chorus: Coolidge is our man
 Hurrah, girls, hurrahi We'll help elect him.
 There Is no other plan. So we'll rally round the polls girls. Rally with our men, Shouting. We're here, Mir. Coolidge 7" Mary went about next day, She never had fear, Shouting hurrah for Calvin CoolidEc' And gathered pledges far and near In all the villages, Just because she rooted hard for
 Coolidge. Then Mary got her Pa and Bill. Aw0rkug like the whiE Shouting hurrah for Calvin Coolidge. With H len Maria. making fl their biz To elect the president, Calvin Coolidge.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12

WANTED-ExpeFienced cook s--f-. at the SEA GRILL, stoun ksl
 Block. Putnam.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
MONDAY, SEPT. 18th, 1924

at 7.s0 o'clock P. NJ. Standard timel for the purpose of nominating can fidates for all town offices for the ensuing year.
 Also to do any other business pro- per to be done at said Caucus. Per order of the Town Committee,
 F. J. kEEGAN,
 Chairman. Dated at Thompson, Conn. Sept. 3, 1924 37
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
WANTED

wANTED-Bookkeeper and ~.- grapher. Apply DAYVILLE CP4Ts. & COAL CO, Dayvilie. Conn
 37-8s
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
AUCTION

By order of the administrator of the estate of Oliver A. Hiscox, we will sell at Public Sale, on
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
OH. MIR CooLIDGEl

0Aif fAANs iRtftstAf1ts Oh Mr Coolidge it iz our privilege To help elect sou SaY. 1. We're starting early. we boys and
 Rirlies Every Saturday. Sunday, Monday. Tueeday Wednesday, Thursday. Friday Co make it sure. With Helen Maria. the one next
 higher. You all know who-Charlie Dawes. He's the best pal, Co work with our
 Cal Every Saturday. Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday Friday, for the cause. Mr. Coolidge wishes to reduce the
 taxes. fIe knows we feel sore. tho war is OCT. So we'll back him, hell dc the trim
 min, Every Saturday. Sunday. Monday. Tuesday, Wednesday. Thursday, Friday after Nov. 1.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12

WANTED-By a lady. work bv - hour. day or week. Address i W care Patriot Office. q-s
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
MONDAY, SEPT. Is, 1924

st o'clock ?. M. tstandard timel fer fbe nurpose of nominating ean- iiates .1r all town offices for the ensuing year.
 Also to do any other business pro- per Co be done at said Caucus. Fer order of the Town Committee.
 BERT J. JOHNSON.
 Chairman. Dated at Woodstock, Conn, Sept &, 1924. 37
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
SATURDAY, SEPT. l3, 1922
DEMOCRATIC CAUCUS

The Democratic electors of the Town of Thompson are requested to meet in Caucus in Town Hall, Thomp- son Center
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
"MoRTLAKE"

Special Correspondence to The Putnam Patrio'l
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
NOTICE

I will not be responsible for anJ bills contracted by mT wife after thi date, Aug. %, 1924.
 FRED D. BENARD. 35-37'
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
MISCELLANEOUS

EDUCATiONAL-To all pupils need. ing individual attention and direct. ed evening study. the boariin, ds. partment of Woodstock Academy offers exceptional facilities. F9, rates address The Principal or tele. phone 217-2. 33tf
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12

FOR RENT-In private family to gentleman who can furnish refer ences, one large front room. Tel. s3-3. 37-3Se
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
FOR RENT

TO RENT-Four or six room tene- ment with modern improvements. Inquire 5. GORDON, 24 Wi!kin- sen street. 37
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
SPEAKER AT RALLY
 DISCUSSES ISSUES
W. O. Conway Explains Party Platforms at Republican
 Rally
Spirit of Meeting Enlivened By Sing
 ing Campaign Song.

Odd Fellows Hall was practice ally filed last evening for the Repub. lican rally under the auspices of the Women's Coolidge Club The pro. gram opened with two selections by the high school orchestra. Follow ing, there vas singing by the audi ence. Miss Clara Larned president Of Che club. acted as chairman of the meeting. and Miss Anna (. Levitt was in charge of the musical program. Miss Katherine Byrne. vice chairman Of the Republican State Central Com mitfee spoke a few words of greet ing to the assembly, after which ". c. Conway of the Republican speak ers' bureau was introduced.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
Democratic District Convention

Delegates elected to the state con- vent5on from District No. 2s are hereby called to meet in convention
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
Mr. Conway Speaks

Mr Conway delivered an interest ing and farceful talk. discussing the three parties .n the field. their plat forms and candidates. He called this campaign the most important one since the Civil War. since while the issues between the two parties, the Democratic and Republican. have usu- ally been clean cut, while this year the distinction is not SO sharp and there Is in addition a third party.
 Mir Conway devoted most of his time to discussion of the La Toilette platform and the history of the eandi- date. He was present at all the ma tional conventions and was well quail fed to tell of the manner in which candidates were chosen by each of the major groups.
 Mr. Conway spoke of Mir Davis, the Democratic nominee. as the high est type of a candidate. but mention ed the burden which had been hung on his neck hy the choice of .'brother Charlie" as his running mate. He gave few incidents from the life of Presi- dent Coolidge and the reasons why he should be kept ia the presidents chair
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
Sing Campaign Saass

Two campaign songs, composed by a Putnam woman for Miss Katherine Byrnc, were sung for the first time. and went very well They were as fntIatass.
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12
E. J. KEEGAN,
REPUBLICAN CAUCUS

The Republican electors of the Town of Woodstock are requested d meet in Caucus in Town Hall. West Hoqdst8ek
Putnam patriot., 1924-09-12

FOR RENT-A garage at i56 Grove street. Terms reasonable. Tele- phone 34i-i3. 36tf FOR RENT-Eight room tenement on South Main street, with all i'm. provements. Inquire at the CITY HOTEL. 25tf FOR RENT-Three furnished rooms for housekeeping, private bath, gas and coal ranges. steam heat. cleo tric lights. is2 South Main Street, Putnam, Tel. 4I2-f4. 36tf
Evening star., 1924-04-29
1853 DAYS OF RACING
OPENS IN new YORK

NEW YORK, April 29.-The opening
today of the twenty-day spring meet
of the Metropolitan Jockey Club at
the Jamaica track inaugurated 158
days of continuous racing, Sundays
excepted. in New York state.
The feature of the first day is the
Paumonok handicap, dash of six
furlongs, carrying $4,000 added
money and considered a trial for the
$50 900 Preakness to be run later at
Pimlico.
Zev. whose victory in the Paumonok
last year marked the beginning of a
string of wins marred only by the
failure in the PreaknesS and the de-
feat in the Latonia championship,
tries today to take the event again,
this time as a four-year-
The unbeaten gelding, Sarazen, w"
clocked a half mile in 0.45 fat at
Belmont Park yesterday, will not be
pitted against Zev. because the 115
pounds assigned by the Handicapped
was considered too severe. Zev car
ried I09 pounds last year and Will
have 100 pounds up today. SaraZen
is being prepared for the Kentucky
Derby.
G. D. Widener's st. James, Futurity
winner of 1923. is the strongest oppo-
sition in the Paumonok.