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New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
ASTOLSH SENTENCED
 TO TERM IN PRISON
Bunco Man Gets From One to Three Years at
 Wethersfield

Hartford, Dec. 29.--In superior court today Tony AstoIsh of Detroit was found guilty of theft from Frank Domanski, a New Britain shoemaker, who lost $4,000 in a bunco game. Astolsh was sentenced to not less than one nor more than three years in state prison. He was found guilty of the charge of obtaining money un-
 Astolsh is alleged to have ap- peared at the cobblcr shop run by DomansN on North street about the first of October, 1923, Confdirg 10 DomansM that he was looking about the city for a piece of prop erty. Domanski recommended sey- eral pieces of property as good in ycstmcnts. and on October 5. 1923, he started 10 accompany AstoIsh 10 look at some real estate al the end of Allen street.
 On the way to their destination. they met Borowitz, who was weep ing. Inuuung as to tn" cause, Borowit2. alleged 10 he a partner of Astulsh old a tale of coming 10 pay off $l4.00O that his father owed here. and he had to find an honest man 10 take charge of the money. After q lengthy conversation be- tween the three mon, AstolSh anu Domanshi were decided upon as the two who were 10 undertake the job Of paying off the money after Do manshi put up q $4,0o0 bond.
 DomansI went 10 the bank. so- cured the $i.oan, and returned 10 the mon. Ihe money Was manipu- lated in handkcrchiofs and Astolsh and BoroWitz disappeared, leaving Domanslu with q box containing rolls Of papyr wrapped in handherchicfs.
 Astolsh and BorOwilz were arrest cd in Detroit last fall in connection with a similar affair and upon learning Of the means employed by the mon in securing th" moncN ncrecli>u Sergeant William P. Me- Cue went to Detroit with D0manshi and thn mon W.ro identified as those who worked the game or the local cobblrr. BoroWirz vas s"u- tcncod to the MicHig1n sta'o prison at that time uut Ascois'I WAS turned over to ;h. local pojc" for c\'radt- ton &mcr he fought ;hc procedure to the ias'
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
Rogers Death Probe to
 Go Over Till New Year

New Haven, Dee, 29,-Ihere VII, he no hnariug tomorrow in the probe Of the death of Charles c. G. Rogers, nephew of Mrs Ogden Mills Reid ot New York, who met death in an au jom0b'- oh the Nurth Haven turn pike, ujEat of November l, Town prosncutor Ward Church said today. The hearing will be held Wednes- lqy. hut h. was inclined to believe f. wou'I not be resumed until after lha u,w year. Mr. Church was go tag to have d conference with Super mfeudtut Robert N. Hurley of the n,ate police baIoro the grand jurors sat again,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
WARRANT RETURNED
Error Found in Paper Asking Arrest of Mrs. Ensmingcr on Charges of Sending Poison Candy.

Columbia, Miss, Dec. PA war rant for the arrest of Mrs. George Ensminger wife of golf profess sional, charging attempted murder, was received today by the authori- ties from Clean, N. Y., but will be returned for correction. The warrant does not conform with the statutes of Mississippi, officers declared. II was also stated that Mrs. Ensmingcr would fight eXtradition, as she has contended that there was no poison candy sent in a Christmas box to her six year old stcp-son in Clean. liar riet Mosier became ill at Clean after eating the condy
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
Danbury Watchman Is
 Held on Theft Charge

Danbury, Doc. 29--Wnliam Whit noy, night wa'chman at the factory Of the Delohory Hat Co.,, is under arrest and held in $1ooo bail Tor a hearing Wednesday in connection with the Investigation Of theft Of a1tters fur ,aluod at SG,oo0 from the factory Of the Dulohcry lat Co, q week ago.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
Adrift i Days in Zero
 Weather, 2 Men Are Saved

Portland. Me. poc. c?.-The coast guard cutter Tampa arrived here today from WesJport, \ S, bringing Captain Irving prisko and Neal Hummer. lobster fisherman of south Addison, who drifed across the Bay Of 1undy ten days ago in their dis ablnd motorboat. and were rescued when in q serious condition from eX- posture and frostbi,e. The men were taken to the L. S Marine hospital hcrc for treatment.
 Drisk0 and Hummer were adriit in an open boat in zero wrathr four days with no food but frozen raw lobster, The captains hands and feet were badly frozen.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
Engineer Drove Train
 II NnarS; Nc 1 aNNaItIPS

Tfch'H"E Mass. h.. joseph Narten Ahhott, for u wars ' iogamcttN" engineer '." old rj,cNlurf railroal ar. .-'.ra1 or tho Ci>r} WAT, dhri at on' h'r" to harl. ming Of th' ,--, lie N.,s last night in his eat. V ~.
 Mr, Abbott who va> " .,. H'2 m s. sengor al tho stato ho.,' -"'m l2"l to 1911, had a record e. 3H'"mE 'o- comoti}cs ~ years M. ..t 'aIs'nE death ur injury to sing ," rSon.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
JOS Missing FOllOVi ing
 Insane Asylum Fire

Toh.o, nsc. .@--A fire in a }"'No'" nstrruu :or he iosana here i4'" Us. u:rht le :1arai n ha>r r.~'ut.t l IT. a ScrloGs 'ees o' ':o. O1t oc %45 r.nor'e3 j~ml.rS O. 'Ho ins,uElou, ft> arn d.,.arej 'o ha missing. Tn'0- ..au ho3."s h1I hra reco>croi to- oay Fi@y o:hcr rosid,nccs in the Y. .nry of ill., a,y 'um wrrr burned l..57, tle flames wh-" eunlG,i.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
FIND BODY IN RUINS
New York Woman Met Death in ltc- cent Apartment House Fire in New Rochelle.

New Rochelle, x, Y Inc. a., The body of Mrs. Caroline Way. of thc Bronx. who had hccn missing siuca the lire here thristmas night
 was recovered ly tiIomen today in tho ruins of one of the three apart ment hous"s destroyed Iy in" flames. Mrs. Lay vas visiting Mrs. William burger, who lived ou the top floor of the apartment Being unfamiliar with the house Mrs, Way is be- novcI 10 have been burned to death after having hrcn oy"ropm" by smoke while trying to find an exit.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
3 MILLION DOLLAR LOAN.

Nrw York. noc. "P.-Nsroua'ions H,ro comp1tt.I today jy American and German bankers for loan Of >&.Uuwu fo rhr city of Slar- lrI.rhcn. an iuius,ria. ,.N'-r m '"" Star Basin lu.uc ou'~nr o5 '." security. h.aruE [ pr cout ln.0r st and maturing in 'p yrtrs, win be made early D,Nt year.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
DEFENDS MESSOLINI

Washington. Dec. 29.--Prince Ca tacni, the Italian ambassador, issued a statement today describing recent charges against Premier Aussolini IS I forgery or a vain attempt to hlackmail" the government. The charges referred to were those Of CeSare Rossi, one of the men accus- cd of the murder of Depty Matteotti.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
CHILDREN START FIRE

Children going into clothes closet with matches caused blaze in the house at II Orange street this morning, Clothing was burned, about S75 damage resulting before the arrival of fire apparatus. The property is owned by A. Perzanow- ski.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
ANOTHER MYSTERY
Body of unidentified Man, Probably Slain aud Hurled From Auto, Found Near Rochester.

Rochester. \. Y, De. 29.--Sloin, and beloved buried rom an auto mobile. the hody of an unidentified man, about 2I y.lrs old, was found today along tuc shore of Little Black Greek. on tn~ Sio'tsvtue road three miles from th,s city. The mans threat laI ben slashcd and the heal and ahouId,rs covered with a Lurlap bag.
 The body WIS discovered hy Frank Riley. d railroaI laborcr of th" West Shore railroad. Tho tracks of the Wcal Shore run nnar "lero th" body was found. There were TO marks Of identification on tH" (ody.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
Waterbury Mans Car Is
 Found at NOrWalk, Ohio

WaterDury, Doc. -',-AndreW Peck, 29 Cooke street. who reported to the Waterbury police on Decem- her II that his car had been stolen from in front Of his home, will be compelled to travel q long distance to regain possession Of the car, which has been recovered by the po 1lca. This morning, Captain William r. Kecran, chief inspector Of the de- tactivo bureau, Was notified by letter that Pcck's car had been recovered by the police of Norwalk, Ohio, oD the streets Of that city.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
Walks on Tracks in His
 SIeen. Killed by Train

Now York. ln.n, -@.-lIar'y G'r- nig. G5. wla bi"I ly a N"w York. W,s,cn,,tcr X l'os,ua rM'road 'ran ,ur'y today nrNo Na'hnG s#nU y rral .ol n.r..ao!nl. a.ooe t73a tracks in tro Hro~N no,r lis so'o". H." ie D. 1.7.l t1 n0Nr h",H walking in his slc.p.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
Recommend Three Million
 To Buy Waterway Stock

Was.lHg'ou, Drc. g?,~.An appro- rrtatIo0 ot &@.ucnom for purchasing 'nsgaW,al stock of tae newly croat- ,3 mu0d vatlrwals corporation Wss r-tammr.t.d to r"usross today ar t5e @lJ@ bHa.-e
 T@n a.t r"e~r. 'a5 soason. crcat- jug r.. cn.o~r5au provided for t--rrl a4. q. SarnH ..a in capital s-.--, H.' t.. HH@.t 3rra-tar said ..-.. '-s... ..nmt would by - .rtl. t.. t... rroEDuf.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
National Bank Declares
 Extra 1 P. (. Dividend

At a m5.tirg of drrrcros ot th, Ncw Eritan National Iauk thlt roar the regular Injlcad o' li'. pr rsrt and a7 r,'ra dividend ol oG. pr cent Was G-riarel
 Tn" ui>lI"r1 is ra}ah.a Do star>- holders as of today, and checks wll be sent uu' January 2
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
50 YEARS A. tIIRh

Worcester, Dec. 23-S. l0mtitou Coc, clerk Of tho Commo. council wil hq1r completed 50 '. IS con- se,ltiNp service in that ur' whru tho common council a. r.r.> S.n'. die tonight Al thr rr~ l".ung or Tho ucw year, Jauuarl . N' Co. Wtl h. unanimously c',d
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
CONEY ISLAND IS
 RAGING FURNACE
Famous New York Resort
 Threatened With Destruction
FIVE ALARMS ARE SOUNDED
Flames, Lcaping High In Air, Are Visible For Miles-Brooklyn and Queens Sends Fire Apparatus and More Is Likely To Be Called.

New York. Dee. 23.-Coney Island. famous amusement resort was threatened with destruction this aft cruoon by t fire which starting on the boardwalk, had enycIoped an entire block before the arrival of all fire lighting equipment in Brooklyn and part ot Queens.
 Five alarms were turned in when the flames driven by high wind, ate their way along the boardwalk, destroyed four bath houses and spread to a row ot unoccupied bun galows In the same block.
 Help l. Summoned
 Flames from the board walk bil- lowed high into the air, making the Ire visible for miles. After all ap- paratus in Brooklyn had been called additional help was summoned from Queens and Rockaway. Fire officials said it probably also would be neces- sary to send for help from Manhat- tan.
 All persons living in the immedi- ate neighborhood of the fire were or dered from their homes and all available police were called out to maintain the fire lines.
 The fire started near the Seagate residential colony at the west end of the island. In the vicinity are scores of wooden buildings.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
Neysa McMein, Magazine
 Cover Artist, Is Mother

New York. ua- .2.-N5ysa Nc Mein, magazine eoy,r artist, !oSt'r- day became mother Of an A'g pound girl. She workeI al Saturday 10 finish a painting b''urr keeping the appointment with thc girl, who may be the mode Tor many future pretty girl pictures, Miss McMoin is the wife Of John G. BaraFwanath, con- sultmg engineer for the American Smelling and Refining company. They were married year and hail aEO.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
FORMER CHAMPION DIES

Baltimore, Dec. 29.-John l. Doyle who, years ago, held inc middle uight wrestling championship Of America, died today. Death was due to hardening Of the arG,S
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
ol <, MEMBER Is 0S.

Bethel, Conn, Dec, 29.-Mrs. Ade- line Clapp. who is beloved 10 be the oldest member Of the Order of the Eastern Star in the country k ob- 6 rving her 2Sth birthday dt her home here today. Shc Is in eA-e1lunt hCarh
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
HLnnlnI> I.NNNIlIr

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 ..s. ". ,...:4r'.~ ot Hart a .e.--r". u .i'ion lm .....N .-. rn1rt her, -.Hg a.~.. ". G.t5,2@f1h
 .'-.s E-r-|'t'a. ,+ -.'r. lug. .ff'nrs nameI ..: .tf.. k .-e loruls and Not .- '.-.l .lrt.l~ .Ifv v'0~a claim {. -.... j-.. t-.-- a.cnr,I by -f-.-.. n. t-...uHM
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
sLNr 10 LNH

~au:or.. u.g. -2--lrrorEes An ..~, p,~. 2. cr.. rr..4fv rcf ascj from an ..,Hua prison alter serving four ,..~s. nas e,.t to taD for % dayE t..4v ou tl,1t c.argr. Andrews u.s ,1~ntnG M~. and Mrs. Jom
 l'aaz.. cn Christmas and sole a fu' ..aat and s.k underwear valued at
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
NAME GOES TO SENlTE.

Washington. Dec, 29,-Tho nom. nation Of Harold r, Williams to be [, s. district attorney for M0ssachu- sctts was sent 10 the senate today by President Coolidge.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
JAPAN AGAIN ROCKED BY HEAVY EARTHQUAKE
No Reports of Casualties HOwever-Washingto
 Records TremOrs
By THo Assortatcd Press.

By TEo Assor!ated Press.
 Tokio. Dec. 29.-Anothor severe earthquake, which lasted two min utes, rocked Kushiro in northeastern Japan at 7;55 o'clock this morning.
 The tremor was less severe than q like disturbance last Saturday, but it was followed by two aftershocks. The origin of the disturbance is at tributed ot the subsistence of the sea bed, about 20 miles off kushiro,
 Kushiro is located in the Hokkai- do group of forty islands, and is all export port for sulphur and lumber brought 10 the mouth of the Kushiro river, The earthquakes numbered l0S during December,
 Earthquakes o' average intensity were felt in T6Elo tonight. The shocks We're of an average duration Of 20 seconds.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
nprO,I SUNDAY MOVIES

S.eu.or3. pac. 2a.-The ministers
 -.. at a uoouday meeting today t-1 to conruua their opposition to S.rH.N mu.nG picture exhibitions u t.ar-rs. sunday movies were s.eup for tn. first tune here ycster- day.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
NOW ITS DUKE UNIVERSITY

Durham x. C.. De. 2>.-Th' board of trustees of Trinity co,3nr, today voted unanimously 10 chanr thc namo uf the college 10 Duke Uni V,rsIty.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
MERRY CHRISTMAS IS
 RIGHT, SAYS FREDDY
Texas Wanderer Freed From Spanish Bastile
 on Holiday
By The Asspciatcd Press.

By The Associated Press.
 Madrid, Dee. 29.-I7rcddy Wrcms, all the way from Fort Worth, Tex. speaking perfectly good United Statcs-though with q slight south crn eXpOSure--landrd in Madrid and. subsequently through no fault of his own, in jail. True, it was perfectly good jaiI--a model one, for that platter, and one Of which Madrid vas somewhat proud. But the local tastlle, beautiful though it was and is served only tJ recall to Freddy that 1t was Christmas time that h. was a long, long way from the home-foIks down on the Rio Grandc and that there was not q friend in sight.
 oYmg Wocms WAS simply ont Of luck. He could mo h0bIa ospano" and. apparently. no one about tho prison could speak English. It. had done no wrong nor committed any crime that lo knew o,. He didn't mind the Jail go much, but it WIS Christmas and, tn thought for an Amorican to be in il Spanish Jail during the yulcuGr was mot go pood" EyorythiNg looked black. There was not a ray Of hope. on the horizon -Nhon, al of a sudden, luck changed
 On Christmas day American Am rassodor Noor, decided to accept the invitation Of the authori.ies and visit the model u} H. 4id SD And, in looking oyer t'" nrlS0n"rs, asked tr there were any Americans pres mt. The head of th" i;i, Starot th"rn Was one man, suppo..!y au An'rcam who hal been corfnol ta.r" fen months because h. did rot possess papers 10 provo his Identity. Ambassador Moeec asked to soe tho unfortunate aul Frnl4y Wn,ms r5Nne forth. It took thn ambassador tut a few mouDHs 'o discover that the prisoner was r,o'Y what h. claimed 10 bean American from ToNas, The envoy l.caenizoj the drawL It. heard Tr-tIy's story
 Months ago, aororung 10 W"ms, he shipped as a drchra,l aboard a German vessel and I.>t t'c United States for tho first tjma ir his life. When Ee arrived at Na'a=. ho took a discharge and deoj ."l to s,r th. country. Later ho hofa n slip on anothor boat that won'l nl" him home. h Madrid hn tr.aw"'cl t'." working districts and. o,r. aay, Was arrested with a group e. -.-p.ci0us characters.
 Son. where. somehow, w., us 1Dl lost what few papers >e"5., I .nut Woui show he Wa.- .. }w,ri- can cjnlen. Ho cout& '' l"mi.y lmsir. lin could r.' ~ .h th' #raua-n 9rl was una- E.. row- murlrrr. Vl.n the Aurt... "hor- ties. s,o 1n nugnrrl Fl. a.l thn=h. mur0 of T,Nas 'n.... J pr.-N,N ltar's rcsoJri f fl l". cl.r go' IaL to Inn Y "a le woo'I ralvr '.alo a..r
 Nu.hG>>llor Nour, .I.t''\ 'ort stops to hay" W, F. .'"s'| and saw that he v9A l..'' II funds vun v-jn1 to prpsI1 r."FmaS aiaN,r and other r'..-- ..- Ir3ay win eo loch to T,Nr. .. .... HIS hr ron fiI 3 boat tha'- ..i "'s'- v,lrl
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29

Washington, Dec. 23.--The latest earthquake in Japan was recorded plainly on the Soismograph at Georgptown University and a few minutes after the trcmors ceased Father Toudort, in charge Of tho in- strumcnts, announced that a distur- boncc of "vory pronounced intensity had probably occurred in the Jap- anrse earthquake area. He placed rhe quake at about 6,Oo0 miles to the MnetaNnrL
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29
THE WEATHER

Hartford. Dee. 2s-turCCa>t for New Britain and vicinity: Clnudy tonight; Tuesday un- settled, probably rain Ur snow. WaTmCT.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-29

Average Daily Circulation For Uss. Tssh s7iR Ending ing: 11,179|
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06
Why an Engine Should
be 'sShe,

The following amusing Iet.
ter from Japanese Lady" an.
pears in the Shipping Regis.
ter of San Francisco:
Sometime ago you publish
in your voluble paper article on
female shipping steamer. !
have thought to write Won
about female engine on train
You Know why? Yes. thew
call she for many becauses.
"They wear jacket with
yokes, pins, hangers, STRAPS.
shields, stays. They have
apron, also lap. They have
not only shoes but pumns
Also hose and drag (psgr. and
frelght) behind; behind time
all time. They attract men
with puffs and mufflers and
when draft too strong petti.
coat goes up. This also AZ.
tract. Sometime they foam
and refuse work when at such
time they should be switched.
They need guiding-it always
require man manager. Thew
require man to feed them.
When abuse are given they
make scrap.
"They are steadier when
coupled up but my cousin saw
they hell of expense. Is not
reason?"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06

A hod of coal, a dry, dismem-
bered bough.
A gas or oil stove all lit up,
and thou
Beside me toting up the
Christmas bills
That's how we pass the win
ter evenings now.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06
Why Jones Bought a Car

Why Jones Bought a Car :
Because the salesman:
Laughed at Mr.. Jones' Joke.
Told Mrs. Jones she could
mt have a daughter that old.
Told Susie she looked like
Many auto wrecks remind us
We can make our lives SUBJ
lime;
And departing leave behind us
Steering wheels, carbure-
tors, gas tanks, broken
tops and hairpins
On the sands of time.
Mary Pickford.
Told Willie Jones he had a
build like Dempsey.
Said the Jones baby took
after both parents.
And only smiled when the
Jones pup nipped him.
Some fellows are SO ALFRED
lazy that they ride in flivvers
SO they won't have to shake
the ashes off their cigars.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06

"Hullo, old bean, had an &C.
cident with the car? Hope it
wasn't serious?"
mot a bit. Only a couple
of pedestrians injured, and
the motor wasn't ev'n scratch
ed. Jolly glad, too, for I'd just
had it revarnished."
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06

Books Of etiquet are all very
well, but none of them ever
explain what to do when you
have just taken a big bite out
of a ham sandwich, and your
hostess suddenly asks you a
question.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06

HEREFORD sat next to a soul
full poetess at dinner one eve
ming, and that dreamy one
turned her sad eyes upon him
"Have you no other ambition
Mr.. Herford," she demanded
ethan to force people to de.
grade themselves by laugh.
terw
Yes, HEREFORD had an ambi-
ton. A whale of an ambition,
Some day he hoped to crafty
it.
The woman rested her ell
bows on the table and propped
her face in her long, sad
hands, and glowed into Mr..
Herford's eyes. "Oh, Mr..
HEREFORD" she said, "Oliver
'Tell me about it."
81 want to throw an egg
into an electric FAM" said Her
ford, simply.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06
Volume II

A Scotchman was strolling
thru the market place in Glas-
cow one day and close at his
heels followed his faithful col
lie. Attracted by fine dis
play of shell and other fish
the Scot stopped to admire,
perhaps to purchase. The dog
stood by, gently wagging its
tail, while its master engaged
the fishmonger in converse
ton.
Unfortunately for the beast
its tail dropped for a moment
over a big basketful of fine,
live lobster. Instantly one of
the large Holsters snapped it's
claws on to the tail, and the
surprised collie dashed off
thru the market, yelping with
pain, while the lobster hung
on grimly, though dashed vi
olently from side to side. The
fishmonger for a moment was
speechless with indignation;
then, turning to his prospec-
tive customer, he bawled:
mon! mon! whustle to yer
dog, whustle to yer dogp
'Hoots, mon" returned the
other complacently, "whustle
to yer lobster"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06

You often see two men call
ing each other liars and know
both of them are telling the
truth.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06

Look here, Nose" said the
white foreman of a gang OF
colored laborers, "every time
/ come around you're loafing.
How does it happen ] never
find you at work?"
"Ah'll tell you how come,
boss. It's cause dem rubber
heels of yourn don't make no
noise a-tall."
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06

To those who helped to make sale the big that
express thanks We endeavored this sale make
money sale worthy Of the patronage received and if
erred doing whatsoever hear
about
Saturday far had
The four sale the best four days had
People work. there the
country When there in this country
mistake During sale made 1912 each accompanied
the hard cold and the sale expectations
sale proved things First that there is money here Second
that the buying public does know real bargain when offered them
opmist that has disappointed
Surely we have to be pessinistc
READ THE JOKES
a jokes this week without the
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06

docs your husband confide
his business trouble to your"
eyes, indeed. Every time /
buy anything"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06

A poorly nourished dieti-
tian was telling a mother that
she must have her children
eat porridge, milk, fruit and
vegetables. In response to
the objection that the child
rem disliked these foods the
visitor said he had been raised
on them.
WELL" said the mother,
"you amt no ad for them
eats"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06

They have a new brand of
Hootch in Seattle called 'Hen
Licker." You lay where you
drink it.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06

why did you break off
your engagement with that
school teacher?"
Every night l didn't show
up she wanted a written ex-
cuse."
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06

Don't discard or throw away
any unused article until you
are sure it will no longer be
of service to you. We have
just heard of a fellow who
threw away his corkscrew and
now regrets it.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-03-06
A Sad Case

| have got to have a job;
am man 80 years years old, in
telligent but married. Phone
Travis. Classified ad in San
Antonio Express.