The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-10-14
DAILY WORKER
REPORTER SEES
DAVID, PRINCE
Lives on Ham, Egg and
Liquor Diet
By Ye Ode sooIete EdItore.

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The Stock Yards, Oct. 1S-"Pigs
will be pigs" Thus grunted Louis f.
Swift, Chicago packer and entertainer
in chief to His Royal Highness, Ed
ward Albert Christian George Patrick
David, ETC., Prince Of Wales and heir
to the crown Of England, Liverpool
and the North Of Hireland, as the
young prince dove into plate of ba-
con and eggs which was served to him
on a silver platter by dozen husky,
fumigated bootleggers from the wal
ley" specially dragooned for the 90
casion.
Plg-Hen Alliance.
Whatever it cost the packer Swift
to put up the prince for the day will
come back to him one hundred fold
in the increased sales Of ham. Unless
the hens go on general strike, com
bination Of pork and chicken, modi-
fed; will make fortune for the os-
teopaths and raw food enthusiasts.
Six months on a straight diet of
ham and eggs should send our ruling
class flying for relief to the enemies
Of cooked food in general and meat
proteins in particular.
But before the wealthy admirers of
the Prince Of Wales are knocked egg
less, so to speak, considerable dent
will be made in the 1924 census. Per-
haps it is dirty English trick to kill
off the American bourgeoisie with ham
and eggs so that the slipping British
Iaristocracy may have room to live
when Trotsky's prediction comes true.
(Read last weeks magazine supple
ment Of the DAILY WORK.)
Lucky Burglar.
The prince has more aliases than an
up-to-date burglar. but what burg
lar he is? The people come to him
begging to be robbed Of everything.
1t appears the franchise has not &C
complished everything promised for
the women by the Alice Pauls. 1t
left the brain enjoying the status quo
But then there are women and women
lust as there are men and men. There
are working class women and para
sites. That is the big difference that
Alice Paul could not see.
But to return to the prince. Ye
lOlde Societe Editore had not much
difficulty in getting quite close to H.
| R. H. How didihe do it? Leave it to
him. But you should worry how your
humble scribe succeeded in getting
the material for darn good story.
Acted Like Labor Faker.
Edward was rather peeved on see
ing a newspaperman and on learning
my identity he almost tainted. "This
FOUNDER will not leave anything un-
told" he cried to the bootlegger
"His stuff about my Long Island trip
was lawful. 1 simply win not rec
Iognize him."
1t was beginning to look bad for
Ime, but the bootlegger, who was a
member of the Friends of Irish Free
dom, growled; IF this guy gets no
Interview, Your Royal Highness may
whistle for his BOOZE Not as much
as would make the eye of a humming
bird blink can be released in this
town without my consent You talk
or all the rabbis in Chicago could not
wet your windpipe." This worked.
The prince became quite affable.
His Grasp Wonderful.
what do you think about the pros.
Ipects of the tory party in the British
elections?" was my first question.
81 quite agree with Honorable Percy
Hootmon, that the Reptiles Crawl is
getting out Of fashion. For my own
Ipart l prefer the Elephants Shuttle.
intend to introduce it into England
this season-if have time"
1.-THE readers of the DAILY WORK
Err would like to know what you
think of the Chinese question"
you must pardon me, but never
look after my laundry. My Chamber
lain does all that kind of thing you
know"
What do you intend to do with
your time when you are king, in the
event Of such an event taking place
during your lifetime?" I asked.
Left II to Mac.
II am really not at liberty to dis
Icuss such distressing subject, as all
my statements are written for me by
the Honorable Ramsay Macdonald,
but unoflcially, as Lord Renfrew, ]
might hazard the observation that in
the event Of my succeeding to the
throne, ! would place Lord Philip
Snowden or Baron Macdonald in.
tend to SO honor them--in charge OF
the Kings Household and would
commute regularly to Long Island.
Your liquor has wonderful kick to
IL and SO have your girls. They
ARE"
Prince Kept Moving.
At this moment was seized rough.
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