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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28
Iron False Teeth.
War and Crime Doesn't Pay.
Youth and LawIessness.
Some Can't Wear 'em.

The great Krupp concern, makers
of big cannon on which the Kaiser's
power used to rest, now manufactures
false teeth of steel. enameled, the
same steel that once went into fight
ing machinery.
Can you imagine anything stranger
in history than the possibility of the
Kaiser wearing set of false teeth
made by the Krupps?
Not the same bite in that set as there
was in the old cannon.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28
DEDICATED NEW BARN

About 100 people were entertained
Wednesday evening at the Henry Mum
rich farm when the new barn just com
pleted there was formally dedicated
with bunko party and oldtime barn
dance. Those present reported grand
time that lasted until late hour.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28
Mother Was RIGHT

Mother: Honestly, John, | don't
know what we will do with Wilbur
He's simply going from bad to worse.
Father: What's he done now?
Mother: He traded that ukulele you
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28

A woman, eighty, hobs her hair
partly because she is tired of hearing
young people of fifty and sixty talking
atoYt it. Some of the youngsters CON
slider an eighty year-old "boyish bob
amusing. But many a woman OF
eighty is literally younger than the
worn-out flapper of eighteen or thirty
eight It's the youth in the eyes, not
in the years that counts.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28

Matron: Was your husband cool
when the burglar was discovered in
your home?
Young Bride: oh, yes, very cool
Why-'er-he was actually cold. l
could see him shivering.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28
ObIiaina

How much are your eggs?
Thirty cents dozen.
Goodnessl How reasonable. You
know down our way dealers are charg
ing twice that much for them
Sixty cents per dozen is all right
with me, stranger-if it will make
you feel any more to home.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28
That's Fair Enounh

Father: You heard me when | called
you this morning!
Son: Yes'irl
Father: Then why didn't you an
swer?
Son: Well, sir, ! couldn't think Of a
thing to say.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28

Disease is one of earth's mysteries
And most mysterious is the trouble
that Nature takes to protect disease
germs against their enemies, including
man.
For instance, the tubercular bacil-
lus, which kills millions, lives encased
in "a heavy capsule of fat" which
gives it elasticity and protects it from
it's enemies in our blood.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28
In Her Steps

Visitor: My, but you are afine little
girl. What are you going to do when
you grow big like your mother
Dorothy diet"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28

Two things never pay-crime and
war The big war cost two hundred
and fifty billions of dollars, besides
lives lost. The Chicago crime that at
tracts attention will cost at least $500,
900. It's expensive, even for taxpayers
They will supply about 100000 as
their share.
The parents of the deprayed youths
that murdered young Franks will
spend about 100000.
That is the price of two young
mems attempt to get $4,000 by kid
mapping. Their two necks may be
added to the total.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28
ANNOUNCEMENT
Erin oCO Ii
Eagle River Wis

TO the Voters of Villas County:
AS you already know, | am candi-
date for the nomination Of Sheriff OF
Villas County, on the Republican ticket
at the Primary election to be held
next Tuesday, Sept, 2.
| wish to say that any support that
you may be able to give me~for the
ffice will be highly appreciated, and
+ | should be nominated and elected,
it will be my sincere aim to conduct
he duties of the office to your salts
action
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28

Knickerbockers are sensible, worn
at the right time, but they are not for
every female figure.
In the North you see hundreds of
young women in knickerbockers that
remind you of the stone wall built by
t. e honest farmer, Three feet high,
three feet wide" so that if it blows
over it will be just the same. Some
young ladies in knickerbockers would
look about the same if they blew over.
But why fine the poor creatures
Many are filming themselves to the
value of one husband
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28
Political Announcements

Authorized and published by the
undersigned at the rate Of SC per line
per issue.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28

Sir Leonard Rogers, who has special
lied the resemblance between the
germs of leprosy and of tuberculosis,
and tried on his consumptive patients
injections of sodium morrhuate, that
worked well in leprosy.
1t is the salt obtained from the body
of Goldfish, and has shown exxtraor-
binary results in leprosy and tubercul-
osis.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28

Mrs Sarah Friedman is New York's
fourth woman official. She was recen
" appointed Deputy Secretary with 6
salary of $4,000 per year.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28
DAVE FRAnkEL BUILDS HOMES

Herman Korth has a crew of Eight
carpenters putting UP the frame work
for two new residences being built by
Dave Frankel just east of the fair
grounds, which when completed will
be seven room homes, finished in stuc
co with all modern improvements
When ready for occupancy Mr.. Fran
kel will place them on sale and they
will be of the type to move quickly.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28

A Hollander is on his way to Mar
settles, distance of 700 miles. To win
a bet he must travel all the way turn
ing somersaults. Starting in Novem-
Der, 1923, he has until next February
IL to finish the trip. About two mil
lion somersaults will cover the dis
lance The man is well padded, and
seems quite happy, like many that
think as he travels, also in somer-
saults. .
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28

First Flea: Where did Sam and
Pete go?
Second Flea: Over on the lynx to
play golf.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28

Judge Talley says, 'SThe ,Unitsfl
States is the most lawless nation, and
most criminals are youngsters"
That's just it. The United States is
a youngster Youth is always lawless
Lawlessness is terrible, but there is
one worse thing, and that is stagna-
ton.
Parts of the West that we're once
most lawless in the old gold fever
days are now typically law abiding
This country will settle down. There
is a cure for exuberance, none for
sterility.'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28
OFFICIAL. PUBLICATION)
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
PHELPS STATE BANK

located at Phelps State of Wisconsin, the close of business
the 22nd day of August 1924 pursuant to call by the
Commissioner of Banking
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28

Italy doesn't know what to do with
her wine crop this year. She has not
enough casks to hold it. Citizens can
walk into a wine cellar and drink as
much as desired" for few cents.
Good prohibitionists will say, What
terrible drunkenness there will be in
Italy" But they don't know the Italian
people They don't get drunk, whether
the wine is cheap or dear.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-08-28
Yours truly.

3 HERBERT G.. BOWKER,
Eagle River, Wis.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26
MANY GUESTS
OF UNCLE SAM
Four Million Register at 10
National Forests

LOS ANGELES. Cal. Jan. 26,-
Uncle Sam Is blossomiIE forth as n
champion host for recreation seekers.
according 20 data received by tho
Automobile Club OF Southern callfor.
mia outing bureau. This indicates
that in tho 10 national forests Of
California thers were 4,33e,700 Wis.
itora last year.
These great open spaces cover
some 100000 acres In various
parts OF tho state. and arc the
mecca not only OF resident motorists
but OF the $4,000 visiting cars that
tour tho Golden State annually
or tho total number OF visitors 70.
corded. 3.7b0.0o0 were in private
autos. Motor stages carried 10000,
while $4,000. or per cent OF the
visitors. were mixers.
A check showed that more than
half OF the visitors were transient
motorists. IS per cent were pioniek
era. II per cent campers. 10 per cent
wero hotel and resort guests. and
tho remainder summer home owners.
The increase IN the number OF prl.
ynte summer camps in the national
forests has been enormous In recent
years. since the government has ep.
proved OF this method OF vacation.
ing and actually gives assistance 10
campers in establishing homes.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26

Seattle and eventually OF all Wash.
ington are going TO study II plans OF
the publicity office OF the Automobile
Club Of Washington are carried out
this next year. Plans for a campaign
OF education along the lines OF
Safety First" in traffic centers were
started some time ago and are now
in allegiance now due 10 the recent
illness OF w. Il. Chambers, director
OF publicity and associate manager
OF the club.
Special supplementary courses in
Language and composition, spelling.
arithmetic and other grammar school
subjects are being planned TO be
graded according 20 nge and under.
standing from the first to the eighth
grades. Much leewny in adapting
the lessons in safety arc to be given
the instructors, II the plan Is finally
okehed by the school board.
II is anticipated that the lessons
Will bring simple problems and school
work up 20 date and at the same
time instill lessons OF carefulness
into tho city school children, Cham.
bers has declared.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26
TEACH BUYERS
ON DUAL-CAR

Complete customer satisfaction
or free Chevroleisl
This. in substance. chRracterizeA
the standard OF service 10 Chevrolet
owners pledged by tho Washburn
Chevrolet Co. oldest Northwest Chew.
rolet dealers. located AZ the iniersec-
ton OF 18th and East Madison.
we viii give chevrolcts free be-
fore we viii slacken in our policy OF
complete and courteous service. be.
fore and after purchase. declares
q. o. wRShburn. president Of the
company.
Before purchase. open and closed
models arc available at all times ms
trial cara. After taking delivery.
instructions are given in dual.
control instruction car. specially
built for tho purpose. with two
steering wheels. twin brakes and
clutch pedals. all under absolute con.
troll OF tho instructor.
over 1000 embryo drivcrr have
been taught on this car without a
minor accident. according TO wash.
burn,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26
FORD PRODUCTS
ARE 100000
1923 Figures Bulk Huge in
Production Total

DETROIT, Mich. Jan. 16.-Final
production figures for 1888 Just
made public by the Ford Motor
Co. show a total OF $500. esq Ford
products for tho year.
or this number s.oa0,a5s were
Ford cars and trucks. The output
Of Fordson tractors totalod i0i. SOS,
while 1885 Lincoln cars were manu-.
featured, establishing new yearly
record.
Every brasch OF tho Ford output
showed decided increase over
1929. In the case OF Ford cars
aud trucks this amounted 20 7Ss..
ea6, or an increase OF more than 80
per cent. Rejecting greater demand
Inf both agricultural and Industrial
fields. Fordson tractor production
rose from 6S,9S5 In 1929 TO iol,s9s
for the year Just ended.
Demand for Lincoln cars has like.
wise continued 10 grow. 1923 bring.
Ing an Increase OF 1868 over 1899.
when 5.STS were produced.
In spite OF the substantial In.
crease In output during tho past
year. Ford officials say II was I'M
possible to meet dealers require.
ments during the spring and sum.
mer months when orders for $780,.
600 Ford cars and trucks could not
be filled.
Reports now being received from
lrnrl hrs nehRa md deaiera iudfcnta
that the demand for 1924 will be
even greater than II was during
1928.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26
Traffic Safety Will Be
IncOr pordted in Lessons
Auto Club Plans on Series of Courses for
Grammar School Children

There were 200 pupils in the
Blankvillo public school. During
1923 IS were injured and five were
killed by automobiles at street cross
ings. What percentage OF tho entire
student body escaped with injurics7
What was the percentage Of deaths
In the number hurt7"
Five boys and three girls were
crossing the street in front Of an
automobile One didn't watch where
he was going, How many got across
tho street by remembering Safety
First7'"
Write mn essay OF 500 words on
How TO Cross n Street Safely"
when was the first automobile
invented7"
Spell: Accident. vehicle. careless.
ness. watchful. ambulance"
That's what the school children OF
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26
NEW OIL FOR
FORDS MADE

fabrication experts OF the Stand
ard OH Co. say that they have found
something new which they call the
Ford inferiority complex" and
they have entered the lists TO put an
end 10 Il.
In substance they claim. ''Just be.
cause Ford will take "A little more
punishment than anything else on
four wheels. Il Is no reason II should
be neglected and allowed 20 run on
an oil that doesn't deliver all the iub-
ricaiion flrst.class piece OF auiomo-
tive equipment ought 10 have"
They charge that thousands OF
burned-out bearings arc caused not
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26
AIR SERVICE oKEH

Tho sydney.Adelaido passenger air
service Is expected 20 DO opened with.
in the next ak months The route
covers about 700 miles and tho
charge for passenger transportation
II I Hhililngs a mile. Surveys arc
also being made for the Dcrby.w ynd.
ham air route. which will cover dis.
lance OF about $50 milcs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26

tho FREQ lectures. cxhlbits OF the m.
tionRi parks. national forests. Colo.
rndo.made goods. and tho displays OF
agricultural. mineral. Industrial and
livestock activities arc expected not
only 70 keep tourists in the state for
a longer period than they would or.
dinarily remain. but interest them
from tho standpoint Of the settler
and investor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26
AutOists Must Watch
Crowds at CROSSINGS
by HENRY A. RENINGER
Allentown. Pa. Vice President National Safety Council

THERE been instances tho
attempting tho sidewalks
safe until tho
An accidents could be avoided
Education has done much particularly
five minutes observance
needed.
and brake Innings He probably his fo
motorst had his
brake
Equally negligent safety hurea his
umbrella
the nrfu dodger who dregards the traffic
n
Looking >quay you crossing
a rairoad crossing
middle OF making
maintain his
place fellow; you mus,
depend yourself for safety.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26
Want STATE To
ADOPT DEVICE
Seattle Inventors to Ask
Law Compelling Use

Lack OF state law which would
compel all automobile drivers in
Washington 10 purchase and keep In
use their device Is all that prevents
immediate success OF their auto
matte motor stop and warning at.
tachment. in the opinion OF Z. r. and
o. C. stump. brotherautoists who
have invented the affair.
at has its good points" declared
e. r. Stump this week In explaining
and demonstrating the device for
The Star. but I'm afraid that It's
sales possibilities aren't great unless
we can get such law passed"
Stump IS baSing his hopes on let
tiers OF recommendation from Chief
Of Police W. b. Severyns and from
other police officers who see in II n
chance TO cut down the number OF
''liit-and.run- drivers In this state.
The device, which can be con.
strncted to retail at IS or So. Stump
believes. Is simple in action and
works thru magnetic switches at.
tached 20 the cars electric current.
A separate bumper Is fitted to the
front OF the car. working on two
plungers which run thru a switch
box When the car touches an OBJ
ject these piungers engage a small
switch, which in turn connects with
switch on the dash TO stop the
motor immediately and 10 start thA
horn blowing. With his car stopped.
the driver must alight and 20 around
In front to dIsengage the switch.
Several weak points are yet to be
perfected. Stump added. There is
danger OF starting the horn blowing
and stailing the car in traffic Jams.
or when parked in denseIy packed
street, and even small boys might be
tempted 10 start a whole lot of cars
blowing unless the switches were
turned off when their owners left.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26
"SHEIKS" GET MAIL
BY MOTOR SERVICE

THE government Of Iraq 0or.
l. mer Mesopotamla) has con.
tracted TO establish motor mail
service between Haifa and Bag.
dad. according to a report to the
department OF commerce. This
service viii bring Bagdad INTO
weekly communication with Lon.
don. the transit requiring nine
days.
The route from Haifa 10 Bag.
dad. via Damascus. Ruthba Well
and Ramadleh, has been selected
as being the best for motor trans.
port. Mail IS dispatched nj HaIfa
at 10 n. m. every Thursday. and
two and onc.half days are occu.
pied in transit TO Bagdad. The
mail from Bagdad is due to reach
Haifa every Sunday morning.
when a mail train leaves for Port
Said. in time to connect with the
=. o. steamer leaving Monday
for Marsellles.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26
COLORADO COUNTIES
EDUCATE MOTORISTS

DENVER. Colo Jan. 26.-Evcry
county Of Colorado win have an OBJ.
portunity TO display its resources and
Industries to automobile tourists In
FREQ space az Overland park camp
grounds next summer. thru n plan
suggested jointly by officials OF the
city and county Of Denver and the
Denver Tourist bureau.
There were $3.50 campers in
Overland park last year. Many at
tended the free illustrated lectures
arranged thru the Denver Tourist
bureau. This year. in addition to
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26

Look before you back and sound
the horn three times.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26
K0K0M0 CITIZENS BUY
HAYNES BOND ISSUES

Kokomo. Indiana. n city OF IS. 900
population. has demonstrated It's 10y.
atty 20 the Haynes Automobile CO..
by subscribing TO more than n mil.
lion dollars worth OF Haynes bonds
in less than three weeks.
Employees in one group of Kolsomo
Industries subscribed to more than
$4,000 worth OF bonds. Haynes EN-.
ployes also gave almost an equal
amount. Every Kokomo bank. and
practically every leading business
house bought Haynes bonds. while
hundreds Of subscriptions were made
by individual citizens.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26

so much by too little OIL in the crank.
case as by the wrong kind OF oil.
Zerolene 20 for Fords is the name
Of the new product which the Stand
ard OF Co. offers as the last word
In Ford fabrication, developed after
six years OF experiment by the
Standard OF research staff. The out.
standing feature claimed for the
new oil is that IL reaches and lub-
ricates perfectly heretofore neglected
but vitality important parts. such as
the wrist.pin bearings. upper half OF
the cylinder walls. etc.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26

on dry pavement. II sudden
and unusual stop must be made.
throw out tbs clutch. apply foot
brake with full force and assist
with hand brake Tho driver should
never set excited and lost his head.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26

The daily production OF the Oak
land Motor Co. Is now running at
800 cars. and the production for the
fiscal year win total more than u.s.
600 which should be greatly exceed.
ed In 1924.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-02-25
Farmer Killed
by Gas Engine


Cozad. Neb.. Feb. 40. s. Brown.
field, farmer living eight miles
northwest OF Cozad, was caught in
the fiywheel of a gasoline engine and
fatally injured.
He had started the engine to pump
water for his cattle. II Is a seven
horsepower machine with two heavy
flywheels. Mr.. Brownfield reached
over TO turn. down the grease cups In
the center. when his sheepskin coat
was caught in the key of the main
shaft The coat held him to the fast
going wheel.
As he was carried around his head
struck frequently on the battery box
and finally broke the box to pieces.
This shut off the spark and stopped
the engine. His son, Is. who was
nearby, released his father.
MIR. Brownfield's head was badly
crushed and cut. DIR. c. II. Sheets
Of Cozad was called. He took some
30 stitches in the mans head. Mr..
Brownfield lived for "A hours, death
being caused by cerebral conclusion.
Mr. Brownfield, who MAS 4e. was
the son of Il. s. Brownfield. one of
Dawson county's early settlers. The
aged father. although himself. sick.
was at the sons bedside at the time
OF his death.
Mr.. Brownfield leaves wife and
one son. The funeral services will be
held Monday afternoon.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-02-25
German Army Of
Buyers Invading
French Market
Abrupt Halt in Cry, make
Germany Pay" Is Attributed
to Profits of Merchan.
disers.
BY Universal Service.

Paris. Feb. "A new German
army has invaded France-an army
of buyers.
After the United States and Great
Britain, Germany is now France S
best customer, and for wines she
heads the list of buyers for all ma
.ionalities.
According to LeCarnet de LaSe-
maine, we'll informed weekly, Ger
mans gave orders for 10000. 900 francs
wirth of Bordeaux wine in one day
during January.
What she is not paying in repara-
tions, Germany-or German mer-
chants-are paying to France in COM
missions or for goods.
Political observers regard this fact
as significant, when 1t is taken in con-
junction with the abrupt cession OF
the cry Make Germany pay" which
was chorused everywhere until a few
months ago.
; Then, say experts, French business
men awoke to the realization that II
Germany was made to pay huge
reparations bill. she would have to
tax her industrials and merchants SO
severely that they would have no
rnoney to purchase anywhere.
"The normal way Is to take our
profits on the goods we sell TO her"
said a prominent wine merchant.
Germany is paying and she does not
know it,
Almost every article made in France
Is being heavily bought by German
agents. Dressmaking firms which.
under the chairmanship OF Poiret. re-
fused to sell to even Americans. IL
they had German names. at the be-
ginning Of the war, now are only too
ready to send their goods across the
Rhine frontier.
Some dressmakers complain even
that models they have sold TO Ger
man buyers have been duplicated By
wholesale in Stuttgart Munich. Ber-
lin and elsewhere and that these dup
licates have been shipped back to
France and there sold in department
stores at less than the price the
French can make them for.
This new German revenge" is
what Louis Dangel. head OF the firm
OF Madeleine Nionnet, calls them.
Thousands of the more expensive
makes of French automobiles arc
finding their way into Germany de-
spite the existence of many makes OF
German cars.
On the other hand. Germany is ex.
porting automobile accessories to
France.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-02-25
Senate Scandal Investigators
Haze Questions Ready for McAdoo


fered this explanation MAdos
brought
ceedng TO
n than
o lie want asked.
Whether possible
the
lists Of corporations subject
Whether
its clients and Of tax educions
Whether important Ohio Of fsuch:
Whether without his
his enrichment through sharing profits OF the firm.
What bis pproftss