The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1924-04-18
BY GEE SEE


in which they take the part of wo-
men, and with girls smoking cigar
cites, wearing knickers and having
their hair bobbed, it begins to look
as if the difference between male
and female is lessening every day.
*&%&&*
In recent Needlework EXPOSE
ton held in England a surprisingly
large number of men displayed their
handiwork.
But that isn't surprising. It's
a wonder that Career mad" females
aren't making scientific experiments
to force men to give birth to child
rem.
Most women are convinced that if
God had called them into consulta-
ton while man was in the making
they could have made better job
of it than the Divine Creator.
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The Industrial Review reports
that factories in Martin, Tenn. at
the present time employ about 500
women and can furnish work for
300 more. But they can't get them
because there no factories employ
ing men. They can't get the women
there because they don't want to go
to manless town.
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Thank God there are still a few
HUMAN women left!
a#####
Yet there are lot of de-sexed
females nowadays who argue that
women are better off without men.
##*#*%
And about the only thing the
modern career mad" woman excells
in nowadays is husband killing.
t*%s*s
And men jurors (poor spineless
nincompoopsD always free them
when they come to trial.
%%r##*
''The female of the species
-kipIing. =
It's about time for men to wake
up and realize that they them
selves are the down-trodden sex.
grasses
In Cleveland, Ohio the other day,
Frank Dolinsky, 70 years of age,
was taking a bath when the door
was rudely thrust open and
strange woman entered. And ac-
cording to Dolinsky's affidavit she
pulled the stopper from the tub,
yanked him out and forced him to
accompany her while she searched
the house. She was prohibition
enforcement agent.
&*#*+*
A moving picture actress, who is
evidently trying to make by black
mail what she failed to make in the
movies, has sued a Los Angeles plas-
tic surgeon for 100000 for "defac-
ing her beauty" She claimed that
while operating on her ''to remove
a blemish" on her nose he disfgured
said proboscis.
*%&sss
If she was so ugly that an oper-
alton was necessary "to remove a
blemish,' how could the doctor have
done her 100000 worth of damage !?
*&ss&%
II thank God | am not a woman.
to be touched with so many giddy.
offences as He hath generally taxed
their whole sex withal Shakes
peare.
The contest editor at the Trenton
Times told me last year, while pic
lures were being submitted in the
beauty contest for Atlantic City.
that it was amazing how many
photos showed their owners to be,
not only NOT beautiful, but actually
ugly.
Every woman thinks herself beau
utul-an eternal ego that demands
tribute in large chunks.
**<*&%
Men take women to theatres,
dances-buy them candy.
flowers, jewelry and other gifts, |
and he is expected to be brilliant
and witty and entertaining. Do
THEY put themselves out to re-
'iprocate by showing appreciation in
shedding few rays of sunshine?
*&&&&a
Not so you could notice it.
And still the poor fish continue to
spend their perfectly good money
'nly to be laughed at!
**&*ss
Our Year Around Fashion Notes
You must winter and summer a
girl, my boy,
In order to thoroughly know her.
The opera shows you her upper
half
The bathing beach her lower.
Exchange.
ssn&4s
But neither the upper or lower,
my boy.
Can show up the stuff that is in
her
For if You select her for her
rounded curves
You're likely 30 wish she were
thinner