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New Britain herald., 1924-12-26

Tho resolutions apparently were meant to bo sand thrown Into the eyes Of tho administration.
 l'ut now that tho prosilcnrs friends have decIarcd bin will he introduced in Congress which would leave the Shipping board general supervision or government shipping and giving the Emergency Fleet corporation the task of operating tue ships. a tremendous amount ol wWc-puIing Is being instigated by friends of the board, and spirited congressional diaputatlon is in pros- pect.
 The loss Of $5G.o0O,OOO in the operation of government vessels last years Is reported as one reason why thc President desires a change The White House evidently believes the Emarvcacy Fleet corporation could operate tho ships with less ot a dcdcjl or none at all, This h,ue an age of governmental economy the S&G,oOp,Ooo is nothing to gloss over, especially ~h'n t j, csa>l,rI '@t private ship roiurmlcs are uot sgl- ioring from any such dHticis.
 The drrjcit is but an9tnur in- stance of the established maHm that the government simply canuot run things as chcaply us private corporations. There seems 10 bo too much of q political nature mixed in with the governments methods, and wlVthcr the Emergency Fleet cor poralion could change the result is doubtful However, so long as the government owns the ships, and it is considered iIl-adyiscd to sell them at low prices, some board will have to operate them, and if the Shipping board isn't making q satisfactory job Of 1t the Emergency Fleet corpora ton should he givcn tho opportunI- ty to show what it can do,
 Yet the same administration which is ,uI.ayorjne 10 eliminate the $36,o0o,oo0 deficit due 10 tho operation of govcumot ships is said to favor purchase of tuo Cape Cod canal, q sure defcit-mahcr, from an efficient private corporation which canno, make the ditch pay dividends for lack of traffic.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
i Blast of Wind from Dr.
 IalIDatC

w. are indebted to Grant c, Knight for his sending 10 us one of tAo hcrr:ofor. unpublished adven- turcs of Dr. George A. BaIdpate,
 "Iou'vc hard about windstorms," " thr doctor is reported to have said, "but pr the real, simon-purc ar t~.r y6U'te got to hand it to the stat Of Kansus,
 "Our srunmer when l was work ing my way across the country, ] lir.d out for a week with farmer near. Topeka. IIc had d big field of popcorn just about ready 10 pick. on, of thn>n Kansas cyclones camc Gp and blow all the corn off tine rurs. Fortunately, or perhaps should say unfortunately, the kcr- ncIs were blown directly toward the barn.
 "Through every knot hole iii the barn the corn Was forced by Inc wind at such a speed that the fric- uon detc'opod an intense heat and tho hay in the barn caught fire. This caused the pop corn 10 pop auI 10 fly high In the air.
 "Thc cattle in the yard thought it WAS showing, and promptly lay down and froze 10 death."
 Really, until now wo had no idea tne wind could blow so!
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
Change of Heart

Esham and Isham were two col pre1 persons who were very suc- ccssful at capturing chickens.
 They were sworn partners in the craft for many years. Then Eshdm, remaining in the old tracks and tricks, were bereft of his sharcr in spois, for Isham moved to dis tant community. There lsham be- came pastor of a flock and very successful and honored leader.
 It was the opening Of the yearly "distracicd meetin'."
 lsham rose in the pulpit to give out' the text Of his sermon when his eyes fell on Esham seated on the back bench of the old log "meetin' house." It was a moment fraught with fear and peril, but Isham had ever been quick -witted. and quick to escape threatened dangers.
 After pausc, in itself thrilling to his congregation, he spoke thus: My text for dis evenin' l had done chose from de Book of Affiliations: All de churches shall know
 But l misdoubt me is dis con- Grcgation yet fur enough advance for de meat of Invitations. Wharfo' and tharfo' l changes my text 10 dis: Him what secs me and knows me. and says nothin'. Him shall l sec later and him shall reward"
 --Marths Young.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
THI NE.iTHIR NNN QUITE IIENTIC

Acf.r almost havs@s gset" .n;o or seeing a "viHt, Chu~tmas' 'hls year. 'ua na'n.r "a. ,aouE. .u would play sama aJ ....l us sar- priso. The Iaatersn .a< ,".n witt ever since. a.raou-r r1. 6.ea.a1~ Is nc. mor, .uaa .u......-.. a f:..-- sels carpet.
 Southern New I.aIaH lss D.ao enjoying A.. m1Iasc a.a.rr m E.a-s. a. if to ml>- mp co~ -.. ..~r...s ,>- e1ylence during tHs .ea. rnuu. u. two years ago. Bat t. vst al- been inflicted with some vary -.>cre frigidity. Scarcely has ona r..d vave eased up when another took # place. and i, was corstlerohly n..oa zro in the middl. west over "'.#smas
 But up in Alaska. where it IS sup posed to be 40 degrees below zero all winter, the weather man has been even moro kind than has been to New England compa4'iH~'y speaking. We learn in anna. mpnt th7t tn >am. che wratHar Ina. .-. ? Sc mid that it raines os ~ArIstmas
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
Santa Barbara Has Cold
 Weather, 23 Above Zero

Santa Barbara, Cal, Dec. 26.---A temperature Of 2S degrees above zero. the lowest in the history Of the Santa Barbara weather bureau, accompanied b. heavy frost, which did considerable damge to citrus groves and flower gardens, was re- corded here yesterday. Farm Advis- CT D. T. Batchelder estimated the damage roughly at SlO0,oOO or s10 per cent of the citrus crop.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
BRINGS SUIT FOR s5.000

Joseph I1uhay. through Attorney William Grcenstcin, has brought suit for S5.0ot damages. foreclosure of mOrt:aEc and an accounting against Julia GMazda, The plaintiff alleges that he accepted a mortgage on New Britain real estate 10 secure a pronissory note for S8,3oO given by Inc defendant 10 him and Andrew Gercnt on May ?, and in June he released the mortgage on request of the defendant who said she wished . increase the first mortgage. The suit is rcturnable in the superior r lrt inc 1r5t Tuesday in January. A attachment of s10,0Oo has been rlac"d on real state of the dcfend- ant.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
TRAGEDY STALkS OVER
 THE HOLIDAY

Whac muuous hasheI within the joys Of quiet Christmas holiday, tragedy took toll Of it's hundred. The most pathetic blow of fate came near Hobart, Okla, whore a man playing Santa Claus in a sehoo.Aouso roach- eI for gift of raohag,7 on q tree, upset candle, and set the place abIazr. Nearly two SCOT, met death, most of them children.
 This accident coQlI rot Lave oc- cured had tae tr~= ra"n lighted with cIortrlc lights; but the scene of the tragedy was in q sparcrIy sct'lrl district. which uigat not have en- joycI the b,*4in4z of electricity. More astounding still. in connection with this narrowing episode, was the fact hat d stout wire netting en- closed the windows of the school house, so that cerpss 10 safety through r..sa au"rturos Was barred. The scaoo, vvs d fire trap Of the worst dcscr.p,ion and 10 have a Christmas ,roc lighted with candles in such a place w5s indeed trihing with fate
 Bur~uu@ ur a .muE lam" ,n Nir- ginia ended snr rM Christmas Eve parties witch v,~e ia progress anl took a to'r os aHaa' a dozen ll.s, Inc exact uumur not b.Ins known at this wutm- Imaglne Christmas party u.Ing sud1a.ry oad.d jy @ do,- uvc of nl.l and water washing away the hou,.. Y ~.aaIs mor. like a pae, from a mu'r. sr.na~to rhan from rom +a. Truth r"m"n~ sraug,r ...u a.ss.n
 Th~ro w.r. a uamwr 9t r-'au"- where &n'omom15 0Hel with merry folks vuro str4-N oy ttaus a' o.os,- iugs. Jo none o. 'ua nStamacs do '" prcss d.sp.',-.- :rdi.a'~ f.n h. Iuotor opo~:ors ars' stora J. "">"" and rs,.oo3. la a'. r.-.- r.. opera tors "I.oarnf" -.o ,rau aa- .. ~sHl A railroad ~a7~stag IS o'' place wh~u '., uu.> 'm4 o' '.I. "I..- '"n' couurs is ra1 based "roa "na'.ol and r&ao' hnoHniGc.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
CHANGING THE NAME
 OF CHRISTINNIt

Chriatiana, capital Of Norway, will be hnowu as Oslo alter January l., which will be gool rows to inc headline writers, who think every word in the Englisn )ar@ua2e should bo as short as possible, and the name of every foreign city also,
 O~lo is tho original name ol Chris,ianla. having been glven 10 'n" city at or near that site 9og years agd. Hut 3oo years ago, when the city WAS dcvast"l by fire and rebuilt ly King Christian, ruler of Norway and Dcnuark th9 king WAS go proud Of his achievement that the new city was named a*'or him.
 w. do net &row ta" details Of ney tac present generation ol Nor norians got tired ol cu,,tr7 their capital by tue IoG@ nmrj p'raaps they ggyo Car to lh~ historical anti qualiaas who law vhettcd the p';b- Olc mini to pr.s,r the original nam $ or cities rather than modern nHm"a only &o0 years o.1.
 Os.o-we may as Nvu brgir oa1t- ing i, Iy it's LOW ramo-is not great ly o<.rcro~,.L Irspi'o the fact that i, .s ta. ,.lua' and important con- m,rcu city o. Norway. Us popu- latlon in 1t2o was only 255.o4I.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
FactJ and Fancies
 BY ROBERT QUuLEN

A sordid matcrialist is any man who makes us much as you'd like t0 make,
 An occasional woman thinks it scN equality if he works for her and shc works him.
 There are fewer lame ducks in evidence now but just us many Guacls,
 A village Is Q place where a bachelor with $l20O wonders if he is loved for himself alone.
 Eadicalsm; Hes rich; swat him." Rcactionaryiam; "He may grab some ol il; swat him"
 Sjnbud struggled to shake off the ohl man of the sea. "DQru these snoopors," he said.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
Observations On The Weather

Wa.uu,o. h.. -5 -r9rcast ..r Snuthua. N.w n0@DWd. Fair ar.. vlrs..s suaH- Saturday , ,.5 and 2.ru.r; locat SHOW >rur lay a.tro-u o1RjrH. Colder Sunday. ur.. .-IuE "'Sl winds, b. lumMc strua2.
 rorc~ast .or c.s'rra N,w York: I.rr sing ,'ou.Nn--e and warmer '..-..; prouy.5H .",a1 SHOWS ii .rt,n and c,4srli portions. SWw"uy
 .gn. snow, warru5r m soutH and u#I,r in ry'r.H. .or'h poru"ns; m... .o1l,r lH 1."5.y, iurr'u>ll:@ .o..a,.' wuols h,..ow,a4 srouE.
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New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
CiRBING TUI. SHIPPING BOARD or PONEH

T#- |. $. Shipping Board, '.Erl has charge of the op,ratioo 0. 'n- governments merchant marin d.'. tat.s rlrmuG Of ifs powers as '." result or Pr.-lI,nl Coo5ldg" 5a>ri.s d transr.r Of ifs major Hnct.o.s ,o the Emcrar.cy Fleet corpJatj-n- Although the shipping EoarI ha~ rassrI three resolutions tnitca'ue # nou'i y,,d 10 the Pres 4-'.' - wNn,s. ta. momn,rs It'' EH'n
 ahead without tho sligA'..f ."art q" bring aLsut tha dusir-d caaI~
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
RA(iA HOME" TOR
 TUI HOIIDAiN

Visiting thr old folks at IoH,"' is ouc of the most pJr"surab@ 'nv"r- sious of tnc holidays Tho railroads and transportation comra"i~@ Of Nc" England hasr sucr-"do1 .n carrying an enormous Lo'idav traffic this year and were hard put to fnd ac- commo1atoos for tho g'adsomc .hronrs bound tovard Ii..re places wh.r. tho oli Folks still ]. maia.
 The person who for any rooson is unable 10 visit d mother or father amid Inc scenes of youthful days cco,s himself somewhat unfortunate dcspit. tho joyful mood Of tt" ho'i- Jays g-r,ro"y He or s'r my |s"l lonely and ,ec, disposed to brush away t"ar. Ta.re is 10 time o< 'ho y,ar vnru eam.'y r,mjons appear more eamty-uH. "uo arouna Christ mas and 10 uo I'prisod of suc4 a p.,as0ro IS .im. drluHjaz >uncor d, .,ast of p,ra'l.
 Everyone has friends w.o 1">e "aauo home for tlo lol,Ig2~." Ynt t.a.r homes arc not whore th"y t0Hc 2o3a.. hut lu tDo city auI t'e lo"so H.-r- ,L1> llv. ar rr',.>'. Bnt W sayiag thcy have "rooo hom~' '1-I.r F hom- t.a. r.a p.aro ""'" ,a,y happen ID p, HmuaG 1s"u nl's is m,aa- tsa n.u- v.rr. }"H. ~a- sp.a'; Or al a.1 IT,. ~. par- ti.f tuc pau,..,s lo' -.-. 5..
 I.~r #rm. t..~ or. ~..o.4' ~' .rourl cHr.s,ua~ It iSt1- '.u. Of F., eraao- test. Nl.,oa9 Q. t",.a'- Io ust :..Ga,r., l.U'u.o' jay .a.-- d.. ta,.r o0~prug au. ,.os" or lanI .anag tae lrnlay rn"I. AaI " ,. $ nac ro~-.'r eot ". of then l.. I-. nj .ao" '... '."~. If ..'m ~'ua=I mar oo...-a [, a.... 'o. IT'D su".: ar3 .uu.
 Ta, rm1~'was '".t..... '':,'''.. uaso d doH,.r ,.e a..n. +"~ '.'. .t'e nj G.nou '1.:". l~ '.. .sn. eu.a l... ".s ar '....l..l D." t.n.S .. u.r' ''. 'a.auuta snp prosuI.I aul d #r" E.o.: ..- ceaI,rcI ,Hrw-H.uf n, amIF DH-
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
Streams of Faithful
 Still Entering Door

Rome, Dec. 26.-Streams Of the faithful were still pouring today through the Holy Door in St. Peters, opened by Pope Plus on Christmas even in onaugurating the year of jubilee. Each one passing through kissed the side posts from which the door had been removed. It Is esti- mated that G0,OOO persons visited the great shrine of the church on Christ mas Day, Among those seen passing through the door were Princess Ste phanie, daughter of the late King Leopold of Belgium, and her hue- band, Prince Lonyay.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26

and melted the slight accumulations
 of snow to date; that tho thormome- ter Was 4l drgrrcs ubove--not below --zrro, and that lno coldrst day of the winter has registered only 2l, above zero, Why 1t should be so warm at thIs extreme northern lati- tude and below zero in, say ChJ- cago, is something our limited minds cannot rra,p l. ought 10 bo warm and halmy at ,bo North Pole this year
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
25 Kecrs Ago Today
From Paper of That Date

WItm lIofcomb |: H. O,Ior- >l.rN .- .ur,. is iti.
 r....., j SyuoHdS Chairman of the cuouurtco 'from No& HrItMn con..t,. c. [. A. Mr cu fhe Wosh- m2tou bjrtrlay cI.Dta'ioD, has ran.l a r,arns of tna committee for Tlurso5v evening
 Mra aul Mrs, Gror-, w. Nlolt en- 1. rDuuI lo. Memo NIsr cluh at fn.ir Au~.r uu Nar'. atr.,t last oNc- .j.-. W. r.. E.'r~ . l Mrs. Klctt NIT. '.. pr,z. %lrH .-.
 Wot'es rrw stock comrauy put on 'T.. Nny SruH" a.' evening. As ta. ..m" suggests. t.,. pay vas f".a 9un Gm,.s 4a5 uoa.s. To- mch, fife ,omr3uE NJ. .taaa "Thc Orphans of New 1egl" with "I'n- 1r Two Ears" rnr~nrrow matinee.
 Herbert 'S~i:. I.....r.r at thc Na&c4'ln Iron Wutes. Las been iii sor t.o ros' ar.< ..>-.
 \ n.lzr iu j.. .aw %. r0r'ora .st re. ytorr vnEas ..-t Ljg-' vas cN- ri. g. .hnd by Ju,. ft.E,~. oo.. of thc rerus. who ''m" .tH ut water on lir 0"n,s.
 N4r3@,~-o'' ' Q K, N. oHot,1 Henry J#. --' uopau, last '>,ajng.
 Angus; \ N.4r@. .- ..a r1-' prosi-  dlnf of EInjrlr.t .a.uo, Sons of H.umann. wi Ia" H KW"r was ..rct. pr,silrrt .-' m,u.t and G-nrg. Eu''u,r w .S u.... NIr,-pr' sl- L--t.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
Mexican Ambassador
 Not Yet Appointed

N lop t1'y b. THr ap- p..rirg o' # 3 N...4 tmIas>a,ior 'o .lt 1:''I S.a'.. uGi"olj- oL 'n1 tho for. .gu .r". is refusing 70 make st3fam"nt~ -,riIng the mat'.r. The rrcurr . r-por's car r.'a I.' te 'ncWsuarf. r1nco n"r"m- -.r l. regarding ,h nosSjbjuty of Tho appointment ar N. ar' T.,lcz, uoN charge d'alt.ar"~ aI Wdrh irEton, aa>r neither h.aa d...I nor con- urnrI hy the for.iEn oI.ce.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26

f hos a road hog, it's only q question of time until au ambulance will gather mp thc litter. .. SiM~,Mh century; Skin the h. 1j#us: ,!1l.Arnth century; Skin the armals; twentieth cvnturw Skin ono uno,hrr.
 1rs bu,ror to hrug on small raItn atJrlou The others get so mary t'lrSGams they can't an- nuunre your name,
 We hucw now why ancicm' cNIli- <a,ions quit work and per3hod. rrq..-@prI puzl,, $ ar 2,oog years o1
 IT, superiority complex means only that fin. owner hasn't been arsori-uoa with people who amount to much
 C9rr.rl this sentence: Just a atU- cash down." said It., and the eubsaque0' payments ar" easy,' (PrO'"c'cd by Associated Editors,
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New Britain herald., 1924-12-26

A born stratcgist Is q small boy with loug curIs who grts gum in his lair
 I's a funny language. Cat gut com.s from sheep, and Wall street makes goats of the lambs.
 Congressman lliTs wiuo con- talnrd 13 per cent. of alcohol. The other y7 per cent, was advertising.
 Tho theory of evolution offers some hope, anyway. We may yet develop something worth while, "
 Names moan little, The man who ulmcd it the Pacific got killed in a row out there,
 Unhappy world, There are only &SIG42 people who know how to raise children and they haven't any.
 Turning mercury into gold may b, possible. We know q check boy who dVns It with brass.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26

mother complain that she was un- able to sew on account Of the cloudy weather said; "Keep still q l'se goln' to call up God" -- which she proceeded to do lover a toy telephone), and, on re- ceiving a mako.believe answer, she said, in her sweetest voice; "Wil you please tell God. If He's home. to turn on the lights so it will be down here?"
 Very soon atterward the sun emerged from behind cloud. flooding the room with brightness, upon seeing which Patty ex- claimed; Well, you see God did turn on the lights. Now I guess I'll ask Him for some candy!"
 Mrs. B. V. Thompson.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
1 Bitter Lesson

JUIgr; You have been found guilty of .murdoring q postman. Miserable wretch! Have you any thing to say before I pass son. tcncc""
 Tlisouu: "You- honor, if my act will teach other postmen the folly Of bringing C, Q. p. packages the day before pay day, my crime will not have Lcen in vain"
 Paul $. Powers.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
CHnr GRrET~ porIcE FORCE.

TNII1 NITTiHm . TI--' O| 'I" pos nGp 1 rarlmant Bad -no following seasonal grcetingS rrl3 '1 tHc lnnm- h-rs Of inc police fo-.e yesterday; "OHic rs and momler~ or the police department; Noy that Christmas is here witb us ucaln and il is a time whom friends meet t15 exchange greetings and good r.-Hos. ] take this opportunity of wt~H1g inc of- t..rs aud members n' his depart- mrn' a merry 'hr.Amas and a happy and prosperous New Year,"
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
Japs Who Broke Up U. $.
 Dance Are Discharged

By The Associated Press,
 Tokio, Dec. 26.--Two leaders Of q gang of political rowdies, who were arrested after they had stopped the American colony dance at the Hotel Imperial on June z, as a protest against the passage of the Japanese exclusion clause in the American inn migration bill were discharged by & criminal court today because of in sufficient evidence. The men were charged with disturbing the peace.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
4 Dying Request

And must l die then, doctor ?' "Yes," answered the physician. gently. "The pallor of the end has already crept over your face. I fear that there is no hope for you" Then promise mo one thing. doctor" cried tho poor woman. "Yes, yes" promised the kind doctor. What Is it?"
 "Why. If my face Is so very pale will you rouge my cheeks when the end comcs?"
 Mrs. J. W. Rracken. Copyright, 1924, Reproduction
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New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
AMOS A\LRY DIES.

Greenwich, Conn.,, Dec. 26.--Word Was received today Of the death of Amos W. Avery, former town treas nur"r. of Greenwich, a+ Auburn, N. r., last nigh'. He was 75 years old. The boIy will be brought here for burial.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
Inc Editor,s Go,sip Shop

'T.s inc day after Christmas - and M won't have another Christ mas now until 1895,
 lis a long way of.
 What a better way 10 fill in the days aud hours than by reading the Fun Ship every day, and resolving 10 do your best to send in to us, at all times, the hulnor you hear all about you.
 Tho lesson always gained from Christmas is the spirit of giving.
 You give US good humor - and well be more than pleased 10 re- ciprocate by compromising you for it.
 Rut - it's real bad spirit to give anybody something old!
 And - it's real bad spirit to give Fun Shop anything hut new, bright. fresh humor. Do your fun shopping early,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
 FUn chOb Q :"
 Mtxs0N bYHalL JJaNL
Tho Hold Up

Tho Hold Up
 By William NJ. Barnhart Expanding with the Christmas
 cheer
 l gave a ring to wife dear; It set mo back six hundred. clear. She gave me some suspenders. To witIe's mother, rather stout, I sent necklace. so she's shout About me as a good old scout. She sent me some suspenders, To my own mother, ever blest A set of dishes l expressed: l knew she'd like that gift the best, She sent me some suspenders. I'll bet with any other guy Who holds his pants up as I do That mine, b'gosh, arc held mp ny The highest priced suspcnders!
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
,Hnr RN nI. nMN GI-N

D.Gal1. Y. r. be. -G.--r..s'"s TI~.unk> Was I~ta0r'E killed at .r1.r l:r.l-a r.- r.aE hy ff ar- ..I,u'aI 1ischarra of lis shotgun as no was getting into all automobile for hunting lTlP.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
mri~ Nuk WAGuN

\ u... H..... .ll.,. i. ANihonH '" .... '..- d. -.l I.nrtl,w strcrt ..s -trr.a t,y a nn, -mau trolley car .,. ": f. }.H...l1 r"'sou o, -6 \ -' la.r ~..tt --or HplHras .'n '.n of hur''rrI 1T, ... ..l ~r.r.v v ~'u,' Igtr W.I-
 s.aH -1-.' Ar. OBS. Caostor- .. tI.> '.o @.. .0u. or t.. >IIr u' '... v.-an. atS t.rosa to 'ha -..nf. r. '~~> '.. .a ft x. -e HrrU. C. a.ra' 1u~H.u'. loGwm John "'I:r-.a t.'a-riett,' arl foura rn rauSe ro~ a@r-'. The wagon pas I.maEci Ky 'r- impact.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
ueo,., ,r,u e,r.on 4, ,grooIo,,on

MtmbfT AnNTl Hurtnu 0T NIFonInII0n, The 4. B. C. is nauo0al organization which turr'sGCe newspanris and ad1et. tTseIs with strictly honest anaIys's Of cremation. Our citrI.sttou statistics srs based upon this audit. Ths usures protection against fraud Tn newspaper distribution figures to both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
Member ot the AS,ociatcd Press.

The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled 10 the use tof republication ut all news credited io u 1t not otherwise credited 'n 'hs paper and also local news published herein,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
Her Smiling Tormcnt0r

Mother: What's the matter - don't you like your dentist" Daughter; No, he gets on my nerves"
 --Gcrtrude Martain.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26

Ths Ucrah Is on sals dauy n New York at Headings News s,ant. Times Square: %Iu'ts News Stand. Entrance Grand Central 42nd street.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26
Hal Nh Chance

Clarence (arden,ly); "Iyo never told any other girls that I loved th,m,"
 Winnie (lryly); "Why-wouldn't thry liaton?"
 II. r, Conroy.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26

Twas the night after Christmas and, all through the house, nobody was sleeping.
 They all had indigestion,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-26

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