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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16
Is It Answered?

In the news letter from the Veterans
Bureau this week appeared the following
headline: Auxiliary establishes revolv-
ing COW fund" What is revolving
COW Wheaton Gazette Reporter.
A revolving COW, brethren, is the kind
that produces the milk shake which was
a favorite beverage at the soft drink
fountains in the days of youth.
What's the next question Monte
videol News.
Altho we are no coward, yet we are
sufficiently ..cow'ed, and shall ask no
more Observation-Disclosures Gazette Re-
porter.
We have studied this thing carefully
and are unable to make head or tail of
it-Appleton fress.
The thing to do, Mac, according to our
junior senator, is to grab 'er by the first
projection you come to and "look er SOU
are in the eye."-Frankin Tribune.
1t can't be done! Start all over again AM
ak sense, the whole kit and caboodle of you.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

People in Congressman Sidney Anderson
First District are now panning him because he
introduced the Child-Labor bill into Congress.
They say this bill was really none of Sid's busi-
ness because forsooth! his district is not interest
ed in Child-Labor! God forbid that any district
should arise in its sinfulness and say it is not in
terested in the Child-Labor Bill Perhaps the
First thinks it has child labor problem on its
farms, and in its sugar beet fields, and every
where else where child may be employed for
the long hours which defeat the purposes of health
and education and everything else that goes with
youth. If the First thinks it has no such problem
it belongs to different world from the Second
District, the Seventh District or any other Dis
trict that we have ever seen. We haven't al
ways believed Congressman Anderson to be I'M
impeachable but we assuredly are for him in this
matter and well wager the superintendent Of
County Schools, the Social Service workers or
any other worker in his District who is interested
in making the least bit of effort to know what
is being done with the child life of the locality, Is
for him too. Anyway, even # the immaculate
First has no such problem faint it got no heart"
for us less perfect Districts that have!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

The great plan whereby the United States
shall be factor in bringing about universal peace
which Edward w. Box has endeavored to evolve
has been released for perusal and study. Just
how much time the average American will devote
to the study of the plan no one can tell, neither
can one tell what the benefit of the creation of
such plan will be. The plan advocates the en-
trance of the United States into permanent
world or international court but that at the same
time the nation shall keep its Monroe Doctrine
intact and safeguarded In other words the Unit
ed States is willing to help other states across
the water to keep peace and to work for COM
mon welfare but will not abandon the long estab-
lished policy of American independence concern
ing questions that purely American The
plan is not new plan but it states quite clearly
what cooperation Of nations has done in some
lines and will no doubt assist in promoting a
greater desire for the prevention of war.-Blue
Earth Co. Enterprise.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

Are you reminded of anything by the rather
sad sight of those two or three children shut out
from the Religious Instruction classes because
their parents failed to sign their permission slips
We are! They make US think of the sorry little
crippled boy who was unable to follow when the
Pied Piper led the children of Hamblin into the
fairy mountain. So they are-crippled by
thoughtlessness on the part of their elders, and
shut out from their rightful entry into the Realm
of Wonder which is bigger and better than any
Fairy Mountain that any poet ever imagined.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

disease there still prevails to an alarm
ing extent the use of oldfashioned re-
NEEDLES, some bordering on the super
stitious. This is brought home near
iy every day to the physicians at the
board of health building in New York.
Zone of the queerest cases of this
kind that has come to my attention."
said one of the doctors on duty there.
was that of a man who limped in
here the other day, suffering from
rheumatism in the legs. One Of these
members was almost stiff and it was
covered with blisters. asked him
how he got them.
II was stung by BEES" he replied.
Astonished, / asked him to explain,
and he went on:
You see, was recommended to
a place down on Staten island where
they raised bees just for this purpose
They told me there that it was an old
remedy that had been used for years
by country folk.
i seemed to get some relief for
time, whether it was that the sting
ing had the effect of narcotic or
really was an antidote. But what /
want to know is if you would advise
me to continue this treatment
Later made inquiries and learned
that this bee singing had really been
practised to a considerable extent in
the country and still continues in some
sections.
Incidentally, heard of an old sup
erstition that is rather odd. 1t was
that whenevex a death occurred in a
family that kept beehives the owner
would have to sell the bees; other
wise, if they found it out themselves
they would fly away in anger because
they were not informed"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16
Eleven oberammergau Passion players,

Eleven Oberammergau Passion players, in
Guiding Anton Lang, the Christ of the play, are
in this country to display wood-carving that fin
ancial deficit threatening the continuance of the
decennial performance may be made up. They
will visit the larger cities of the country from
New York to San Francisco. Lang is the only
one of these Bavarian villagers who has ever been
out of their country. Let us hope and pray they
may return with their ideals unimpaired. And
we might further pray that money-mad America
may get a glimpse of another and simpler life
that holds in that very gentleness richness mil
lions cannot buy.--Northwestern Christian Adj
vocate.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16
stillweII Bigham. editor of the Duluth Herald

Stillwell Bigham, editor of the Duluth Herald,
is much interested in the recreation of the Re-
publican party in Minnesota. We have no quar-
rel with Mr.. Bigham's contention except that he
is an upholder of the useless and somewhat vi
cous primary election system. We find much in
his editorial of recent date to commend and to
agree with. The editorial closes with these para
graphs.
"The Republican party in Minnesota, when it
comes to state elections-n national elections its
power is not much impaired,-is badly disorganiz-
ed and growing humiliatingly accustomed to de-
feat because of it's past history.
"And that past history clings to it very
largely because many of the leaders whose SER
vice to private interests wrecked it are still in
the saddle.
minnesota ought to have a strong, power
full and dominant Republican party. Minnesota
can have such party The materials are all
here, needing only to be reassembled
@But the old leadership can't do it. The men
whose names bear the stigma of defeat must be
relegated to the back seat, all of them
New leaders, who will be loyal to country,
state and party first, and to the people as a
whole first, last and all the time, are needed.
I'm word, the Republican party in Min
nesota needs housekeeping. The old leaders
rendered able service according to their lights,
but their vision was too narrow. They repre-
scented, and still represent eliques and classes not
the party or the people as whole.
IF these leaders organize the party for an
other campaign, they will inevitably prepare it for
another defeat.
New leaders, and a new organization that
can command the confidence of the people, will
send the Republican party into the 1924 campaign
primed for a victory all down the line, from pre-
sident to poundmaster.' :,
With all of this we agree. But how, may we
ask, are the 'men whose names bear the stigma
Of defeat to be relegated to the back seat all of
them, with the primary system still in full
swing? Right there, it seems to us, the Herald
editor is bit inconsistent. The trouble with the
average politician who "bears the stigma Of de-
feat is that he doesn't know that he bears it,
and he refuses to believe It when told. The Re-
publican party needs to be saIvaged from certain
Of its members Is it IS to be saved for the state.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

1t is as much matter of self respect to
keep your sidewalk clean as it is to keep your
face and the rest of your person clean. We
shouldn't need the enforcement of an ordinance
for the latter any more than we do for the
former But apparently we do.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16
Two Mime

Two Minneapolis bootleggers were recently
faced by a Jury panel of thirteen women and two
men and they Immediately changed their plea
from Not Guilty to Guilty. They were wise
men
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

Susa Young Gates, the noted sufragist says
Men are sorely afflicted with the fashion COM
pex". If it is this dreadful things that is making
the boys of this generation crave black-and-white
checked flannel shirts and other things of like
description let's have them operated upon for this
Complex" thing at once or sooner. IT'S TURF
rible disease.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

And now it has been proved that we spend
more for chewing gum than for books That's
the answer to the query as to why so many people
are merely mUuthy instead of brainy.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

scientist has recently discovered that her
editv is something father believes in implicitly
until his son begins to act like darned fool.
Just so.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

California minister parked two guns beside
the pulpit while he conducted a recent Sunday
morning service. Guess that display should make
even the wiggliest little kid sit tight.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

Once upon a time, SO we are told, sentimental
young people wrote love letters in blood. Now
Arthur Brisbane finds them more sensible in that
they use a typewriter Sentiment may be thus
lost, but eyesight is saved.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

st. Paul bootlegger put up the plea that
he had family. We suppose all the fellows he
fed the stuff to were bachelors SO it didn't matter
what became Of them!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

Emerson once wrote "What you ARE speaks
SO loud that cannot hear what you SAY" We
wonder why certain of us ever waste the time to
explain or apologize-it is all so wasted!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16
WEDNESDAY,. JANUARY 1e, 1924.
SMALL TOWN TALK

Senator Shipstead is attacking the Box Peace
Plan He would!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

Otter Tail County has sold it's Jail. But
don't all hustle right up there and start prank
ing, because the County has fine new Bastile to
slip you into in case you do
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

Trotzky has been ordered to a warmer eli
mate We heard such resort suggested for him
at the very beginning of his career.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

We knew something dreadful was about to
happen and now it has! Hallock, Minnesota,
has formed "Lndbergh for Governor" Club.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16
Patient Was
Well Stung.

Despite the great advances made in
medical science and the discovery Of
sanctioned remedies for nearly every
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

Have you noted, as you walk about Redwood
Falls, the pathetic little ex-Christmas trees
thrown out in the backwards and on the ash piles
Have these little tree made any sort of plea to
you? Have they whipsered any little message
the future years? We admit we have been bit
sorry at everyone we have seen, and more than
bit guilty as we look at one in our own back
yard-utterly wasted now that the brief week of
its service is over. And it was a fine, sturdy
little tree at that! It seems pty-a child's
Christmas is SO much more Christmas if there
is really truly" tree hung with tinsel and
lights, but the cost must be paid by the children
of the future, and this cost in depleted and de-
stroyed forests, is tremendous We like being SEN
timental at Christmas time, we like making our
home look "Christmasy,. centering all the decora-
tons about little evergreen. But somebody,
sometime certainly has to pay for that sentiment
al indulgence of ours. What is the answer!
Shall we keep on insisting that we have these
trees year after year or shall we have the cour-
age to deny ourselves present pleasure for future
forests? The Milaca Times having a similar
thought says. 1.-THE pine forests of Minnesota
are gone -slashed and wasted by the>lumber in
terests for private profits. And now all of the
|evergreens Of the state are. threatened with ex-
function through the Christmas tree craze. Hun
dreds Of truck loads of evergreens are being cut
over the state and are shipped into the cities to
serve for an ornament for q day, and large part
of them viii probably not be used at Al. If this
keeps up for = few years an evergreen tree out.
side Of = dooryard win BE rarity
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-01-16

The thoughtful people of Redwood Falls are
extremely gratifed over the almost unanimous
support given the Weekday Religious Instruction
classes which started so auspiciously last Thurs
day A checking-up of the pupils left in the
grade school building after the classes had left
for their religious lessons showed that practically
ninety-eght per cent of the children were receiv-
ing this instruction either at the Catholic Church
or at the Presbyterian Church. A few. of the
two per cent left behind are children of Lutheran
families whose religious eduaction is being taken
care of at the parochcal school conducted by their
church. So it is almost truthful to say that the
fathered by the clergy of the city. This is
splendid endorsement and coupled as it is with
the most sincere support from the teachers and
the superintendent of the public schools, it spells
ultimate success for the project. 1t also indicates
something else, and that is the awakening Of
parents to the fact that instruction of this kind
is an absolute necessity for the building of real
character in the children of this age. The
volunteer teachers and the pastors who are shar-
ing the responsibility of these classes deserv
ing of continuation of the interest and coopera-
ton shown this first day. Personally they are
sacrificing much for the benefit of these children
and the least the fathers and mothers can do is
to appreciate this to the point of carrying for
ward their portion of the work in the same
splendid spirit with which they aided in its start
ing. Interest Of the parents is all that is requir
ed from them but that should continue to be
not less than ninety-eght per cent!
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-05-13
MATkA 4 cTYRI DETI UHohELY.

Mlinocket, Me-, l2. kvetna -~s ri. John Brnganovi
cyfi ej sesti ditek zahynuy phi pozAru enz znicl je
jich zdejsf obydH dnes,
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-05-13
Martin Sc PRIDA X SvYM DRyHDM,
PREDSTAVENI We WASHINCTONE MAIL
v MAJORA PEVNOU DUVERU.

Washington, II kvetna - Major Frederick T.. Martin
nezasrasen dvojm akoby zazracnym unknutn pred smr
pustinach Aeutskych ostrOvt veeni etu koeia
sveta'. bylo dnes oznameno odboru vally
Major Martin jeho mechanik Ava l.. Harve, pfipoi:
Sc ku em zbyvacm aeroplannm nekde Indi Japaaa
budei mi Martin dosti casu setkati Sc tam mini
Major Martin serzant Harvey opusti Port Moller.
acku, do niz dostai po mnohych trapach kdrz b -
ch aeroplan zniten nalazem eme hory huste y
"a rybafske lodi Ioinknou paybu do Beingham w ash Z
einghaE roiedou do Seattle pax da Washington, d. G.,
lie pjirraven bude pro noTy v6tovv vzduSny kfiln.
enz bude posan nisto kde etkai tfem aeroplny,
ez pokraGu letu Eolem sveta.
Ma torto planu dohodli dnes konferenci gen Mn
M Patrick sef letecke suzby sekretr vky Weeks.
Bezprosstfedne konferenc gen Patrick postal nseuiici
telegram majoru Martinovi:
"Radujeme a dekujeme Bohu re jste oba beZpecni
zdrav Ddvera neotfesena w pine jste osvedS
)csud 81 preieme, abyse vee letu Eeauzecle zaiid.
lbyste dOsih otani eem Cd zanadu Ny Harvey
1f;hate bez odkadu Planem nasE ie poati vas
vychod abyste mohl prpoti letu nejvzdalcnej
sim moznem miste. nehoz moh byste dokonGiti
tatni vasi druzinou.'
Ufednici pobrezni sdsl. Port Mol
Ter do Bellngham vyzada 81 nemene tyden dele
dosavi bourlive pocasi ofekasa Sc. paar Mstia
,iiiede do Washingtonu koefn % kvetna.
Meztim. til zbyvajici ec chysaif podniknout let
hcagof osrov6 Attu pres Pacificky ocean kulske
,strovy. proti pobfez Japanu.
Urednci zdejsi vyiadii pnou duv6ru majora Marti-
prohlasli nehode nedalo piedeiiti niiak
hv do nepZnveho sv6tla eho schopnost ao e;ce Zc
Martin ieho spoetnk vyvaz srrti e zde pokaJAno
podivulolne.
Cordova, Alaska, 12d kvetna Til arnidni yzdusns
kiznky, podnikajici let kolem zemekoule chystaii
stit ostrov Attu nejzapadn6 clip skupiny Aleuskych
ejch cilem e Paramusr. skupnt Ki IL
sk6. die zpravy zde obdrzene.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-05-13
koNeREsNik UzNkn vIRaYM.
LANGLEY z KENTUCKY USvEDCEN
z WHISKOYEHO SPIKNUTI.

Covington, KY. r. kvetna. Porota ffderaniho sou
du dnes vecer shedala vinnym kohgresnka Jna Lang
leyho Kentucky, spiknut souvislosts whiskovym
transakcemis Porots yynesa rozsndsk po
din ctyfaed MuE Milton Lipschutz Fadelfe zalo-
vany spolu angeym rovnez by vinnym avsak po
rota neshodla pfpade Alberta S. Slatera, Fadefie
tfetiho obzaovaneho Nejvyss test jaky provnn
soud mdze uloz e dvoulety zaaf $4,000 pokuty Ore
lepochybne bude vynesen Ultra.
Kongresnk Langley vysech vyrok poroty kidn6, stein
ako eho manzelka, ez bya neho ceou dobn proceu
Zaruka Langeyho bya urcena $5OOO jez byla sozen
bezodkadne Jeho prdvnici mali til dny ku podani zdos
novy Lipschutzova zaruka bya
$4,000
S kongresnkem Langleym a Lpschutzem byi rovnez ia
ovani M. E. Huth, Alliance, O., Walter Carey Can
ton. ktef vsak pfiznali vine bez procesu.
Byl vsichn zalovan, sosnovali spiknuti 1921
nezakone odvezeni 14OO beden whisky Belle Andersen H
slere blize Lawrenceburg Ky spknuti ej pfode-
it, Langley by zalovan re pouzl syeho vlvu, ably pfmel
prohbcnho direktora Sama Conse Kentucky ku vydani
povoeni nezakonte doprave whisky nakadnch
biech Huth Carey by zalovani ze zapai Lpschutzovi
$4,000 povoen Slater tehdy klerk kancea prohi
bicnho direktora Fladef, vydani povolenf.
Langley byl kongresu nepfetrzt6 sedmnact rokd a
pfitomne je pfedsedou vyboru ma vefejne budovy.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-05-13
SEBEVRAzDY BURSOVNfCH
SPEKULANTU.

Widen, IL. kv6tna. = Klesa-
nj kursi ma videnske burse je
dosud plnem proudu. Penez-
nj trh jevi stale velkou stisne-
most vzdor podpofe, ktere Sc
mu dostalo cd nekolika velkych
bank We forme nakupovani ak
eli rakouskych podnikI. Sebe-
vrazdy, vetsinou mezi banke-
ii, jsou ma dennim poradku cd
pocatku krise. Vaznost situace
mala "a nasledek, ze ma vladu
bylo apelovano, aby ma tri dny
ravrela bursu, avsak navrh
ten narazil ma odpor vzhledem
k spatnemu dcinku, jenz by
krokem tim vyvolan byl ci-
zine. Vlada vsak Jest rozhod-
nuta, ze ucini opatreni, jez zne
moznila by CHI spekulaci, zvla
ste Rudapesti a v Praze.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-05-13
PO|NCARE l)STANE DO z. CERVNA.
PAX oDsTouPi PHI zAHAJEKi "a
SEDAnl n0vEHO SnEMU.
BRAND JEST JEDNfM z KANDIDATU MA
JEHO MfSTO

Paiiz, 12 kv6tna. Poncare zGstane premierem Fran
Gle az sejde cevna kdy poda vo resigna
ci nepochybne nasoup vldce umnene evice KITE
ra bya vt6znou vcerejsich volbach
Otazka ez ma byti rozlust6na ztfejs kabnetn schG
ri pfedsednctvi presdena Mieranda e zda stava
cch podmnek okonos Poincare zIstane skutecnou ha-
vady pfist t tydny zda podrzi obvyklou pravO
premiera jez by umoznla ves repara6ni vyjedn
vani nebo zda zstane uarni hlavou vady az do
zasedan noveho snemu.
Premier rad dnes ceny sveho kabinetu, ichz ma
hledy teto otazce Maginot Fabry De Selves Ii
Trocque ministr naconalsckeho boku, rali Poncare-
owl ably podrzel nadej moho by podarit
ednot vetsnu move snemovny kdezo Loucheur Vincent
De Jouvene Marsal postavi pro eto methode dovo
zovali premier mel by zlsat cee kabineu az
nova snemovna prohasi sve stanovisko.
Vyrozumva re president Mllerand klon Sc posled-
nejsmu nahledu skoro vseobecne pfedpovda Poin
pouze die mena zdsane cee vlady az do g cervna
nepojede do Angle poradu premerem MacDonaldem,
tfeba mnistersvu zahrancnm dosud tvrdi re po
jede.
byti nasoena kdyz nen zasedan Tudiz Poincare
nemIze pravdelne esgnovat pokud nesede prvn
tyden cervnu.
Samozfem6, ze vsude mluvi pravd6podobnem ma
stapc Nejesstej vyskytue Aristde Branda KITE
ry jest neobibenejsim muzem vGdcu umrnene levice
jenz n9kolikrate jiz sal cee vlady repubky Herrio
vsak e vudcem radkalnch sociastd nesnejsi jednotl
strany prist snemovne je mozno re bude pove
ukolem noveho minsersta Die nejposedn6
sfch zprav naconascky biloxi bude mi pristi snemovne
274 poslance evice 296 ctrnac voebnch obvOdu do
sud neby oznamen vsedek Ocekav re az yto zpravy
dodou pravce bude m 282 hasy evice 302 do cehoz e
komunstI Pravce ztraci akto vice
has jez zskai radikani sjednoceni sociaiste
Komunistcke hlasy e bndou proti Poncareov az haso
vno bude konferenci organsac move vlady ale nak
vem mao prospect levc ujmei vesa vady Pfisti
bude mi 584 cleny porovnan 626 snemovne
posedn kterazto zmena pvodena novym voebnim fadem
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-05-13
BUDE NOMINOVATI
McADOO-A.

Los Angeles, IL. kvetna. -
James d. Phelan. re San Fran
ciska, drivejSi senator Spoje-
nych StatI, proslovi rec V ma
rodni demokraticke konvenci
navrhujici w. c.. McAdooa ia
ko kandidata presidentstvi, by
10 zde oznameno dnes. Stou-
penci McAdoo-ovi jsou jisti,
re obdrzi nominaci. Tiicet de-
legatii z Kalifornie bud primo
obdrzeli instrukce, aby pro ne
he hlasovali neb ucini tax po
prvnim ballotu, bylo sdeleno
dnes z Mc-Adoo-ova hlavniho
stanu.