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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1924-05-17
If Kidneys Act
Bad Take Salts
Says Bsrksche Often Means Va
Have Net Been Drinklno
Enough Natss

sfheT yo1 wake - with bzc.e--4 ard
ou4 Misery e tEe ka1neg TeE;-- i ~
mean you have b1eu ez1laE i-s.s- u--s-L
create ards. szys Eel.-kz5z4- z-,--,
~ IN excess c sEc1 sci1z Cys-z--i.
ire EidBeys II their eiFc-r Z. f.s- i
from The blood ard gaey become ss-t n
pzralFzed ard l9gg @-ea v5e- si4-
Eeys get sl1ggisl ard cog var --..,
relieve taera, Ike y1- relieve --.,-
bowels. removing a .he 55-Ts --.--,,s
waste, else you have bz-sz-se II
hez12che. clZET sE5 vl-- s-z---L
soGrs. tongue Is coated ard v--- tAa
weather Is had Eo1 have -zss~z.i,
tElzges. TIE uTiae Is cl1z6s. s.. AZ
sediment, Channels Csse1 get sore. w-tr-
sczlds ard yCz are obliged 10 seek relief
tEo q three SIS during the r.s1t
Either consult god, -e..zt.- -ry,i-
eizn a. cree CT Ct from you- chz-raa.
cist about toGT ounces Of J2l Sails.
take tablespoonful n : gas Of water
before breakfast 10 few DAYS AMI
your ki3noss mar then at fire This
famous szlts IS race from tts AID Of
grapes and lernon juice. combined with
lifhia, ard has bcel used for years to
help clean ard stimulate sluggish kid.
neys. also TO Eeu.Fziize acids in the
system. 50 tiley no longer ir5i.ate thus
often relieving bidder weakness.
Jzd Salts Is inexpensive. can not IN
iure and makes delightful. eferyes-
cent lithia-wzscr drink Drink l1,s Of
soft water. By AZ means have vour
physician examine your kidneys a. least
tF-ice year
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1924-05-17

The law passed In France last year
providing IN annual allowance Of 90
francs (SIT37 par) for each child that
IS under thirteen years Of age IN excess
Of three children in French families is
proving popular. This allowance VIII
De granted 70 all children mp TO sixteen
years q age II the children are stIll in
school. apprenticed or Invaiided or In
curably III, The departments Of the
commune may Increase this allowance
from their funds II they desire. These
allowances are now termed the fam
MS or social wage"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1924-05-17

In many parts 0f Mexico hot springs
and cold springs ala found side by
side. One can see native women boil
ing clothes IA a hot spring. rubbing
them on a fiat rock and rinslng them
In q clear cold spring.
A visitor watched this process for
some time and then said:
81 suppose the natives think old
Mother Nature Is pretty generous, ehT"
"No. senior" responded his host
There is much grumbling because she
supplies no SOAP. "-LouisyiIle Courier
Journal
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1924-05-17
SULPHUR CLEARS
ROUGH, RED SKIN
FACE, Nsck ard EFn1s Easily
Maze sussta, Says
Specialist

kny b-ssk,-z or e tas skz-. ever
S~y, Itrhrg eczsmz CT = g-Scx.Y
svsrco-5e - applying l1ttle 4enirlo-
Szigterr. declares z noted aEza srs.e--zss-
Isl Became 81 IS germ ceEs-ogzug
pTo2estses. IRIS 81 par p-egzrzE59z ~
gi1s - c-c. % soCeae lrr1-zte1 s5,z- and
bal erpr Go-s sssca Is Ezs1. pzZgss ard
Ts1g So-u-
i se3c917 fails &c re-ovs TIE torment
ard 1isfg1re-en1 and you Go 1ot have
70 wa- icT re.1ef from trz1zrrass-7as-t
Improvement c1scsly slows Sufferers
iro-a SKIN tro-5le shoul3 e5.aln q small
jar q Koai4s 4eatao- 2.c1er from
zBy god or1gg5t and Eae u Ike cold
cream
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1924-05-17
Your Child's Cough

Mrs. Mary Towsey. 218 W Beech
St, Sullivan. Ind, writes: Il had
given my little girl all kinds of
medicines for her cough, without
results but find FOLEY'S HONEY
AND TAR COMPOUND gives quick
relief" FOLEY'S HONEY AND
TAR COMPOUND is prompt and eff
fective for coughs, colds and
hoarseuess.
Sold Everywhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1924-05-17
Another Case

Johnson-So her father didn't favor
your chilling On his only daughterT
Tilery-T should say not. He came
into the parlor and said: Young man.
it's time my daughter retired and time
you went h0me-and you need not be
IL any hurry to call again"
Johuson-Ha did,
Tlllery-Yes, he DID. Now what
would you cali such conduct.
Johnson-Cgntempt Of court
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1924-05-17

Before moving your telephone
we need TO know your name and
telephone number, the street ad-
dress or apartment number to
which you are moving and when
you want telephone service at
your new location.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1924-05-17
"Hand-over" Coughs.

Now Is the time TO get nd Of
hangover coughs. 4 few doses
Of FOLEY'S HONEY AND TAR
COMPOUND viii quickly relieve
coughs, colds and hoarseness. Equal
ly good for young and old Get q
bottle today Insist on the genuine.
Pleasant and easy 10 take.
Sold Everywhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1924-05-17
Eajoyss 4 Cod night. Sleep.

Eajoyss a Csoa Nights Sleep
tc ~ that FOLEE PILLS
worked q z. ~ ne IL : couple q
hours t1az 6 couple = tnem.
3ent -e bed ard rad good nights
sleep writes On Thlel lIs Z
Columbia s. Fsr Wayne, Indiana.
F0LET PILLS. q 8jaret5c stinulalt
1o~ zte sa1asys. are prompt m
sr
Sold Ese~ya mere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1924-05-17

School officials who engage
teachers because Of their ability
and not because they wear their
hair long viii have the best schools.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1924-05-17

If you feel that the whole worlds
against you, change your course, be-
cause there must be a reason.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28

the hours in America. If we manage
tc put in FIVE hours day it is doing
we'll. In the other time we can go
about, play tennis and other games.
but never with the same strenuosity
as in America. We have all the year
found tennis tournaments with prizes,
and they excite a great deal of in
terest. There are only a few English
newspapers, and these not the best
not to be compared with anything in
London or New York"
Asked what he most liked about
America, he replied:
THAT is a very personal question
OF course | like my native city of
Portland where my mother still lives
Then again nothing gives me greater
happiness than to come to Palisade
where | know so many old friends,
and where my nieces and nephew
make me very happy. The two girls
am very fond of-Eleanor with her
beauty and common sense ideas, and
Abigail with her bright orig
irality and quaint manner. Abigail.
rather bosses me more than
any one else in the world She
thinks l smoke my pipe too often, and
when she thinks | have had too many
smokes, coolly blows the match out
and says l shan't have another Some
what of little tyrant, | should say.
And how Palisade has grown! There
are hundreds of new places to me,
but | spent some of the happiest
years of my life here and it always
delights me to see the village again"
Mr. Johnson was one of the original
Palisade Athletic Club members and
was one of that clubs famous basket
ball team along with BerDey Brady,
Logan.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28

Goodman, Mrs. H. D. Kisch, Marion
F. Beckmann, Mr.. ]. Morrison, Mrs. j.
Morrison, Miss B. Nicol, Miss M.
Nicol, w. C. Ackerman, Mrs. w. c..
Ackerman, F. H. Newkirk, Mrs. F.
H. Newkirk, John j. Newkirk, Mrs.
Ada M. Butler, Mrs. Anton Grulich,
Mrs. M. P. Robbins, w. H. Roberts,
Mrs. w. H. Roberts, Stanley Roberts,
Mrs. ]. Howarth, DR.. T. Nelson, Mrs.
T. Nelson, Mr.. Ernest Sibley, Mrs.
Ernest Sibley, Ernest Sibley, Jr., Mrs.
Rosetta X. Gomprecht, L. K. Sager,
Mrs. L. X. Sager, Mrs. Mary Phillips,
Ole Breiby, Miss Anna Breiby, Frank
Jablecnik, E. D. Butz, Mrs. E. D.
Butz, H. G. Schaefer, Ella H. Schae-
fer, John F. Fink, Mrs. John F. Fink,
j. F. Pennell, Joseph T. Shannon,
George H. Frew, Lessie c.. Frew,
George H. Frew, Jr, DR.. Charles Lift
win. Mrs. Charles Littwin, Mrs. H. E.
Decker, Mr.. J. H. Morecroft, Mrs. j.
H. Morecroft, Herman l.. Spitz, Mrs.
]. Fortanas, w. J. Dileo, Mrs. w. j.
Dileo, Francis X. Dileo, Thomas Adie,
Eleanor Adie, Mr.. l.. Peiser, Mrs. l..
Feiser, Mrs. Charles Ochsner, Mr..
George P. Flading, Mrs. George P.
Flading, Mr.. Henri Jeltrup, Mrs. T.
Henri Jeltrup, George H. Limbach,
Theresa F. Limbach, Mrs. H. Holt
hausen, C. C. Hughes, A. V. Hughes,
Mrs. M. Neiman, Ralph E.. Hacker,
Mr.. Andrew SPOTS, Mrs. Andrew
SPOTS, DR.. J. Clement Justin, Ottillie
X. Justin.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
George Johnson Is
Back From India

George johnson, a native of Port
land, Me-, formerly of Palisade, and
Bombay, India, and at present a busi-
ness man of Calcutta, India, and the
hero-uncle of the Pennell children,
Palisade, has come back to America
on his triennial vacation of five
months. Mr.. Johnson is at the head
of the Standard Oil Company's inter
ests in Calcutta. He went to Bombay
a dozen years ago, but in 1922 was
transferred to Calcutta. Mr. Johnson
was recent guest of his brother-in-
law, J. F. Pennell, Palisade, whose
children. Misses Eleanor, Abigail and
Alfred, all think Uncle George is the
greatest man alive, a reputation most
deserved. He called on the editor of
The Palisadian last week and spent
a couple of hours, the details of
which would fill a book. The Stand
ard Oil Company treat their Indian
representatives with every considera-
ton, allowing them ample compensa-
ton, and permitting them to come
back to their homes once every three
years, all expenses paid. 1t takes
forty-tive days to come from Calcutta
to New York, and the same number
back. This allows two months for
stays in America and some visiting
among the European capitals. Mr.
Johnson has visited about all Of the
European cities of note, and says he
| likes London best of all, Paris close
second. In London, he says, he can
carry on with any one in the streets,
ask questions of police and others
and understand all they say. He is
something of linguist, but speaks
English better than anything The
Indian language he does not like at
all and hasn't high order of opinion
Of the natives of that country. Asked
which was the better city, he replied,
Calcutta, by far. In size they are
about the same, each being about one
million in population. But in Bombay
the people tell you that is the largest
city in India, and in Calcutta you hear
the same claim. l like life in India in
way, because there is certain
charm to the picturesqueness of the
country and people. There is scarce
ly five per cent of whites over there
maybe not two per cent, but there
is little clashing. The Indians are
not a very self-reliant people and
rather look up to the English or
Americans as superior"
''Is not the climate debilitating?
he was asked.
Worse than debilitating. 1t is kill
ing, unless one adberes to the strict
est of care. The mortality in India
is appalling most of the time, at the
same time the births are always
large. The whole country swarms
with people. In our business we keep
rather leisurely hours, compared with
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
Judge Doremus Talks
On Spirit of Unity

"Armistice Day" and it's lessons
were very much in evidence at a
meeting of the United Mems Clubs in
the Old First Church in Passaic on
Friday, the 14th. There was a large
attendance and the chairman was at
his best with happy remarks. A male
quartet entertained with musical Sc
lections which were roundly applaud
ed. Much of the music was patriotic
in it's nature. The President of the
Federation of Mems Clubs of Nutley
made an address urging the formation
of a league of mems clubs in various
municipalities. He made a short but
strong plea and made a deep i'm
preston.
The speaker of the evening was
Judge Cornelius Doremus of Bergen
County who was introduced as law
yer, banker, judge and worker for the
highest type of citizenship. The
speaker started his talk by alluding
to the value of organization and COM
plimented the men present upon their
zeal in carrying forward the commu-
nifty work along civic and religious
lines and drew vivid word picture
of what organization had accomplish
ed throughout the history of the
world.
He spoke at length upon the unit
system and said that the Mems Clubs
of the different churches formed units
with the high purpose of forwarding
social, civic, religious and kindred
movements from types which will
make for the best citizenship locally,
and spread throughout the county,
state, nation and finally become inter
national.
He dwelt at some length upon the
Constitution and said it was the Mag
ma Charta of our liberties and also
alluded to the principles of govern
ment therein contained which seemed
to be the result of inspiration on the
part of the trainers.
The Judge concluded his address
with a stirring peroration and pointed
to the necessity of both men and wom-
Ell measuring up to the responsibility
of the ballot which made them sover-
eigns in their own right.
A rising vote of thanks was given
to the speaker and he received many
enthusiastic compliments upon the
value and Importance of his address.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
Cat Points Ring

Mauch Chunk, Pa.-John Meyer OF
Mauch Chunk had an unusual expert
ence while putting up a radio aerial at
Packerton. He lost valuable dia-
mond ring and after hunting for 1t a
long time, got discouraged and was
about to give up the search, when his
attention was attracted by the queer
movements of a pet cat. He noticed
the feline watching something and oc-
casionally walking toward him. He
followed the cat and, sure enough.
there laid the diamond ring.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28

effect is the modification of the Vol
stead act. When one is in Jersey City
it seems as though it ought to be
changed. but on arriving in Washing
ton three to one say, Madam, you are
riding in buggy, you are burning oil
for light, the question is not on our
minds. Yes, says the lady, but you
are all drinking down here. Quite
true, but not so much, not 10 per cent
of that before prohibition, said the
congressman. And my lady replies,
But you ought not to drink at all. And
the congressman says, Very true, pre-
cisely true but we do not live precise
ly in many other ways, and why make
an exception? The fact is that prohi-
bition has decreased the use of alco-
holics by making them costly and dan
gerous to drink You cannot have
drinks two for quarter and the mo-
tor car, too, it is not safe.
"He who would enjoy his food
should not look over the kitchen wall"
There is nothing that will bring hap
piness, unity, loyalty, more effectually
than good food on the family table.
There is nothing that will raise more
trouble than poor food. On the 9th
at the end of the blessing say, "And
not the least OF these is the cook.
God bless the cook"
The New York Evening Post writes
a severely critical editorial on La Fol-
lette. 1t ends by suggesting that he
be left off all the committees, num-
ber of which are important and pow
erful OF course La Toilette has been
defeated, and many of the newspapers
are advertising him as done for. The
activities of reformer are seldom
rewarded His ideas are adopted by
the older parties and the credit award
ed at that time. La Toilette is sixty
nine years old, and we have probably
seen the last of him as a national fig
ure. But of his policies, they have
secured many supporters-five mil
! lion-and that is too many to know a
good thing without telling about it.
One of the blessings we should be
| thankful for is La Follette-and the
ideas he has advocated and left to the
old parties He is an American and
loves his country. He had his place in
the scheme of things, but that place
was not the Presidency.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
Sitting Tongue of Crow

There is no ruth to the notion that
d crow can be made to talk like u
parrot If the tongue Is slit. II is
cruel practice which has no justitica-
lion whatever. Crows sometimes learn
TO speak almost as well az Parrots,
put it is not made possible by Sitting
their tongues.-Pathfinde Magazine.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
Perfect Continuity

A continuum is total that Is con
tinuous and uninterrupted; that which
has perfect continuity, as the con
tinuum of space. A universal con
tinuum appears in space where pro
gression Is uninterrupted in all diree-
tions. Time is one dimensional con-
tinuum capable of geometrical repre-
sentation by line.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
Cash Found on Sea

Malaga, Spain.-A strong box filed
with bank notes floating upon the sea
off Estopona almost gave fishermen
who found it attacks of heart failure.
The notes were of the new republic Of
Riff formed by the outlaw tribesmen
in Africa, and of no value except to
the Riftians.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
EarIy Discrimination

The same shop assistant served
customer with two pieces of cheese
one for herself ard one for friend
and remarked: "You'll know the dit
ference when you get home, as they
are both the ame."-London Tit-Bits
Palisadian., 1924-11-28

There are great physical differences
between the worlds two great COM
mercial canals. The SueZ and the
Panama canals both divide continents,
but the Suez is a sea-level waterway,
without sluices or locks. The cost of
the Suez was about 1927 7,0a0.000.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
Meeico's "Sad Night"

The "Sad Night" is the name given
to the night of June 20, 1920, wher
the Spanish conquerors were suddenly
attacked by the MeXicans, and suffered
heavy loss to their small force and tc
their Indian allies.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
Curious Old Belief

1t was curious belief among peo-
pie of Europe before the end Of the
Fifteenth century that just as it grew
colder as one went North. so it grew
hotter as one advanced toward the
South pole.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
Ancients kne,D Corn

Corn is found among the relics OF
the most ancient tribes of Indians,
says Nature Magazine. 1t was cult
waited by all the agricultural natives
of which there is any record
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
Pudding Stones
BY GIBSON NORTH

1t is wise, at least half the time, to
vented the wonderful mechanism of
man understood his necessities, for he
planned for two ears, two eyes, two
nostrils, two hands, two feet and one
tongue, evidently viewing speech at
half. Coolidge is natural human be-
ing; a surprise.
The measure of success is not mer-
chandise, but character.-Coolidge.
Mr. Coolidge evidently believes his
own aphorisms, for he is poor While
others were collecting merchandise he
collected character 1t is easier for
rich man to pass through the eye of
a needle than to be elected President
of the United States
We need more of the Office desk and
less of the show window in politics.
Coolidge.
1t was such sentiments that drew
Henry Ford and Hearst to the support
of Mr.. Coolidge. Both Ford and
Hearst are good judges of men, and
we may take their view with conf
dence. The literary politicians who
invented the myth are hoping their
readers will forget
In the midst of the World War the
Pope said the cause of the war was a
world brain storm" meaning that the
world had been accommodating for
many years the war fever, which, ar
irving at its peak, burst, the lava rush
ing over all nearby territory. 1t is
just so in Wall street, where the pent
up fever of speculation has accumu-
lated, bursting and permeating the ma
ton. Values have not appreciated ac-
cording to quotations. Feverish spec
ulation and gambling add many points
to many stocks. If you must gamble
it is as good a place to go as any now
known.
Wall street furnishes pep" to the
| life of many men. An interest separ-
ate from the dull drab work of the
| day. But be sure you don't mistake
where the fun is-not in the winnings,
for they will average against you
the fun is in the hazard in the deci-
sion, in waiting for 'em to go up, in
the depression, in seeing them de-
press. AS in ball game, the fun is
during the game, not at the end, not
in the walk home.
| Let the country watch President
Coolidge. Without blah he will cor
rect evils without congressional inves-
tigating committees, which at times,
as Will Rogers says, need commit,
tee to investigate the committee.
Jersey City will be represented by
Mrs. Norton in Congress. Among a
number of things she will try to
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
Something Big Left Behind

Says the West Point News-"A man
who is too big to have his neighbor
call him by his first name has already
outgrown the best things Of life"
Palisadian., 1924-11-28
Week of November 10, 1924

Jean Nazeley, Mrs. Hermme j.
Nazeley, John A. Sharp, Mrs. John A.
Sharp, Stanley Sharp, A. L. Rueh-
mann, Mrs. A. L. Ruehmann, Louis
Leon Ruehmann, Mrs. C. Messina,
William r. Goodman, Mrs. William R.
Palisadian., 1924-11-28

Jersey City will be represented by
Mrs. Norton in Congress. Among
number of things she will try to
Palisadian., 1924-11-28

Let the country watch President
Coolidge. Without blah he will cor
rect evils without congressional inves-
tigating committees, which at times,
as Will Rogers says, need a commit
tee to investigate the committee.
, 1924-03-25
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, 1924-03-25
Administrators Notice,
In HE DIs,r.c Court Of The Virgin Is
lands Of The United States. Christian
St9d Sub-JudiGi2I District,
IN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE OF
JENSINE NEUMANN, DECEASED.

kgOTICE is hereby given, that 4. p.
nj SIAKEMANN, administrator Of the
~ above entitled estate, having filed 10
the District Court Of the Virgin Islands
Of the United States. his final account
Of the administration OF the said es-
tate. TIE hearing Of the same has been
fixed for MONDAY THE 7TH DAY or
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Administration.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1924-11-10

WASHINGTON, Nov 10.-Wash-
ington may soon add to its other
attainmcnts that of the business
meeting center of the country. The
recently opened auditorium in the
new home of the Chamber OF Com
merce OF the United States, its OF
flcials here say. will soon become
the rendezvous Of special lines in
The commercial world. They point
TO the gathering of the Chamber of
Commerce secretaries from over the
country in the auditorium as the
forerunneT of similar conclaves.
where business men OF kindred in
terest will discuss their common
problems in a home of their own.
As evidence of the diversification
of these special units within the
national chamber, the organization IS
roster reveals the varied scope OF
tho activities of Mr.. American Busi-
ness Man. The American Cotton