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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15

The good man who goes wrong is in
reality bad man who has just been
found out.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15
The Old Story

Mrs. ADO you keep a second
girl?" Mrs. B-"No; we can't keep
the forty
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15
Very Strong

Carrots he very strong?
Potato-'Yes, indeed. Strong as an
onion!
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15
MARRIED twelve
YEARS BEFORE
BABY CAME
Gladly Recommends Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

Louisville, Nebraska. -" was mar
ried twelve years before my boy was
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15
His GirPs a Dunbdora

"Does your sweet mamma know any
thing about automobiles"
81 should say not. She asked me
last night if l cooled the engine by
stripping the gears"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15

When a man makes & blunder that
he can't blame on somebody else he
does not like to talk about it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15
Naturally

First Bug You got the best Of Mr..
Worm in your little run in.
Second BugL made him crawl
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15

Politeness eases life's jolts.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15

No Fee for That
Courtroom Boy (eager)-Check any
thing, sir?
Crusty Gentleman (passing by)-
Yes, your enthusiasm.-Bo Tran
script
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15

for the purpose of divorcfng the world
court from the League of Nations, and
that the United States join the court
on that condition.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15

CENATOR COUZENS and Governor
- Pinchot gained a big point in their
fight on Secretary Mellon when the
senate passed the Jones resolution en-
powering its committee to go ahead
with paid counsel in the investigation
of Mellon and the bureau of internal
revenue Presumably Francis J. Heney
will get the job, and the inquiry will
be broadened to include the conduct of
the bureau in prohibition enforcement.
Operations of the Department of
Justice in connection with liquor
cases in Chicago were detailed to the
Daugherty committee These included
the notorious Grommes & Ullrich
liquor split and more about the con-
viction and pardon of Grossman. For
,mer Judge Lands had testified vigor-
ously concerning the Grossman mat
ter, and last week @. w, Middlekauff,
assistant attorney general, appeared
before the committee and said Lands
he'd told lies. This may develop inter-
estingly later.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15

DRESIDENT COOLIDGE vetoed the
= Bursum bill increasing the pen
sions Of veterans and widows Of the
Civil war, on the ground Of economy,
but it is asserted it will be repassed
by both houses. Secretary Mellon is
said to have commended that the
President veto the soldiers bonus
measure.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-05-15

is requested to negotiate with the Jap
anese government in relation to the
abrogation of the present agreement
on this subject"
Senator Shortridge Of California de-
clared his intention of raising a point
of order against the conference report
when it comes to the senate On the
ground that the senate conferees
had exceeded their authority.
CENATOR NORRIS expressed inten-
~ ton Of continuing his efforts to
save Muscle Shoals and other valuable
resources of the country for the peo-
pie will win wide approval, but it
isn't likely he is doing the cause any
good by his vicious attacks on Presi-
dent Coolidge in that connection. The
senate agriculture committee heard
James Martin Miller, correspondent,
declare again that he correctly quoted
the President, in his telegram to
Ford's secretary, as saying he was
trying to deliver" the Muscle Shoals
project to Ford-which Mr.. Coolidge
has specifically denied. Norris then
said some very nasty things about the
Chief Executive.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-03-09

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The border vidette., 1924-03-29
PHIL HERotD NOW CITY CLERK,

Phil Herold, member of the
firm of Herold & Tidwell, local
haberdashers, and state repre-
sentative in the legislature from
Santa Cruz county, has been ap-
pointed Clerk of the City of No
gales, assuming his duties We'd
nesday.
Mr.. Herold has been a resi-
dent of 'Nogales about twenty
four years, fourteen of which he
was county recorder. He is a
brother of Otto HI. Herold, vice
president of the First National
Bank Of Nogales.
Mr.. Herold succeeds Frank E..
Cole, who owns valuable mining
property in the state of Sonora,
the sale of which will make him
Independently rich.
Mr.. Cole also owns valuable
residence in Morley avenue,
where he and his family have
made their home many years.
The border vidette., 1924-03-29
THE SHRlNERs ARE COMING.

. Nogales Shriners are arrang-
ing to royalty entertain hundreds
of members of that grand order
when the state convention meets
here May 9 and 10.
A Shriners Club which will
compose about forty members
residing in Santa Cruz county,
was organized recently at the
Nogales Chamber of Commerce,
and from now until the day the
convention meets in May, the
club will be on the job working
to make the big celebration a
grand success.
Among the Shriners in Noga-
les are Captain l.. w. Mix, E..
K. Cumming, Frank D. Wilkey,
Kelly Henry, Writ G. Bowman,
John M. Hughes, Dave Loeb,
Herbert M. Clagett, Robert
Couser, J. E. Wise and r. G..
Wright.
The border vidette., 1924-03-29
YOU CAN'T "WoRK" ARIZONA

The fine hand of politics is
seen in the statement of Secre-
tary Work in his report to con-
gress on reclamation problems,
particularly that section refer
ring to the necessity of ratifica-
tion of the compact before any
control Or irrigation projects are
started. Being from Colorado,
the interior secretary naturally
favors the compact, regardless
of whether it is right or wrong.
Backed up by California, the
most powerful State in the West,
Secretary Work does not even
stop to consider Arizona's claim
to the Colorado river.
Whether Arizona should ratify
the compact or not. is a much
mooted question in this State,
with convincing arguments on
both sides. But regardless of
which course is the proper one
for Arizona to follow, the state
ment of Secretary Work is dis
tasteful to the citizenry of this
State. With the greatest water
sheds and most plausible dam
sites lying within it's boundaries,
Arizona can either ratify or not
ratify the compact, just as the
majority of it's voters decide,
Mr.. Work, the, congressional
majority and other selfish en-
emies to the contrary. Arizona
has the dam sites, the law back
of it and the gumption to stand
up for it's rights-which, to per-
petrate a vulgar pun, is dam
site" more than all the. other
States in the basin can lay claim
to.-Bisbee Daily Review.
The border vidette., 1924-03-29
CITY DEMOCRATS PLATFORM.

Duane Bird, candidate for the
democratic nomination for may.
or, and Bruce F. Hannah, Chas.
L. Hardy, Grover Marsteller, A.
E. Sanders. Harry L. Sugg and
Frank D. Wilkey, candidates for
the democratic nominations for
aldermen, at the primary cleo
tion to be held April 25, have
issued the following announce
ment relative to the platform on
which they are running:
In Offering ourselves to the
voters OF Nogales for the demo
cratic nomination for the offices
of mayor and aldermen of said
city we, the Undersigned, hereby
pledge ourselves, if nominated
and elected, to accomplish a re
duction of taxation and to estab
lish a sound, economical and eff
cient city government, by means
Of the following measures: ~
Il. Drastic. retrenchment Of
all public expenditures; consoli,
dation of departments and EN-
ployment of only sober, com
petent and Industrious city EN-.
ployes.
q. Make water department.
pay; equitable rates to all; free
water to none.
3. Maintain better streets
for less money.
"A. Adequate police protec.
tion; chief of police to be given
absolute control of his depart
ment and to be held responsible
for it's satisfactory administra-
tion.
IS. A square deal to all bid,
ders for public business, with
reasonable preference 10 local
people,
''6. No executive sessions; all
business TO be transacted in
public. 4
~. Co operate with general
public in preparation of city
budget.
g. Referendum on extraor.
dinary public expenditures.
g. Propose charter for the
government of the city SO as to
provide for more efficient and
economical administration of
municipal affairs.
10. Faithfully to execute the
foregoing platform, and to give
our collective efforts to the ad-s
ministration of public affairs and
public trusts"
The border vidette., 1924-03-29

half of the southwest quarter of
section eight. and the west half
of section nine, all of township
twenty south, range twelve east,
G & S r B & M, containing six
hundred forty acres.
Lease No. LL-0796, of the
southwest quarter of the south
west quarter of section one, the
south half of the south half and
the northwest quarter of the
southwest quarter of section
three, the northwest quarter,
the north half of the southwest
quarter, and the south west quar-
ter of the southwest quarter OF
section twelve, township twenty
south, range twelve east, G & S
r B & M, containing five hun.
dred twenty acres;
Lease No. LN-0823, of the
northwest quarter of the north
west quarter of section six, town.
ship twenty south. range twelve
east, G & S r B & M, contain.
ing fifty.two and four hundreths
acres;
Lease No. LN-O718, of the
north half of the northeast quar-.
ter, the northeast quarter OF the
northwest quarter, and the south
half of the north west quarter of
section six, township twenty
south, range twelve east, @ & S
RB& M, containing two hun
dred fourteen and twenty one
hundreths acres;
Together with all and singular
the tenements, hereditaments
and appurtenances belonging to
any of the hereinabove describ'
ed property, and the issues, rents
and profits thereof.
The border vidette., 1924-03-29

Also any and all ranch or
farm equipment, including tools,
machinery, implements. wagons,
and all ranch or farm equipment
that may be upon or used in con-
nectiop with the hereinabove de.
scribed lands or any of them.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN,
That, on Monday, the 28th day
of January, 1924. at eleven thirty
o'clock in the forenoon of that
date, at the west door of the
county court house of the city Of
Nogales, county of Santa Cruz,
state of Arizona, [ will, in obedi-
ence to said special execution
and Judgment aforesaid, sell the
above described property as one
lot, and under one bid for the
whole thereof or so much there.
of as may be necessary to satisfy
the judgment aforesaid. with in.
terest thereon and costs and &C.
cruing costs and expenses of
sale, to the highest bidder for
cash, in gold coin o: the United
States, provided that in any bid
made, the amount included there
in, if any, for said leases or
leasehold estates shall be desig.
mated, and also the amount bid
upon any and all ranch or farm
equipment, including tools, ma
chinery, Implements wagons,
ETC., shall also be designated.
Dated Nogales, Arizona, this
1 day of January, 1924.
H. J. BROWN,
Sheriff of Santa Cruz County,
Arizona.
By H. j. PATTERSON,
Deputy.
The border vidette., 1924-03-29
L. S. Ripley, expert farmer at


L. S. Ripley, expert farmer at
La Poza, Santa Cruz and La
Palma ranches, situated ten miles
south of Hermosillo, owned by
the International Agricultural &
Development Company, On his
way south from Los Angeles,
where the main Offices of his
company are located, was q No.
gales visitor Tuesday and We'd.
nesday, being accompanied by
a mum Der Of! California farmers
who will locate on the Santa
Cruz rapth ,awMch was formerly
owned by the late Leonardo
Gamez of Nogales. 2s:'
The border vidette., 1924-03-29
"iN HOT TAMALE LAND"

Added assurances OF an over
Whelming success were again
given the Elks forthcoming thea
trical Offering when more than
40 of Nogales' most accomplish
ed talent answered the call for
meeting at the club rooms last
evening, says Thursdays Herald.
Getting away with flying
start, these 40 enthusiastic sing
ers and dancers started the ball
rolling for successful rendition
of the musical comedy In Hot
Tamale Land" to be staged at
the Lyric theater May 9-1O under
the auspices of the local lodge
of B. P. 0, E., under the super
vision of Eddie Jones.
With numerous popular song
hits, clever dances and snappy
dialogue the show will be given
added interest by the appear
ance of Mrs. Eddie Jones in the
dance numbers and the Jones
class of juvenile aesthetic dane
ers in several numbers
Those selected for the prin-
cipal parts in the offering are:
Don Soda Di Poppo Charles
Bauer, Ruler of Hot Tamale
Land.
Punko Doro George Januel,
Walking Delegate of the
Bullfghters' Union.
Ezra McWhackle "A fired Taylor
A PICKLE KING
Ned Barlow Roland Legarra.
Dick Baxter Bucky O'Neill.
Eleanor Mary Beam.
EzRA'S DAUGHTER
Agatha Fidget -Clarice Taylor.
ELEANoR's CHAPERoN
Dolores-Mrs L. r. Mitchell.
DAUGHTER OF THE DON
Juanita -Maude Taylor.
A SHY SENoRITA
Herald Louis Escalada.
ANNOUNCER OF THE DAYS IS
FESTIVITIES
Yachting Girls Ruth and Es-
ther Dalton.
Chorus girls: :-Senoritas and
sailor girls, Ann Oyler, Florence
Beam, Glenna Karns, Helen
Fowler, Beatrice Sandoval, En-
ma L. Bristol, Marion Thomas,
Polly Titcomb. Alice Fain, Sarah.
Noon, Edith Noon, Hazel Dick.
ems, Margaret Frazier, Viola
Sandoval, Sallie Roberts, JUS
tine. Segal, Viola Allen, Gwen
dolyn Noon, Mona White, Helen
Stelzer.
Girls in dancing numbers:-
Thelma Richardson, Miss Damn,
Grace Mitchell, Virginia Noon,
Cecilia Temple, Mary Smelker,
Betty Smelker, Margaret Lang
don, Maxine Fielder, Sarah Es-
cott, Mary Farrior, Gwendolyn
Hamblin, Henrietta Renshaw,
Barbara Smelker.
Sailors and toreadors:- Alan
Gillespie, Henry Levin, Hector
Escobosa, Leonilo Larriva,
Knight Wise, Lewis Bristol, Will
liam Mitchell, Edward Tomlin,
Herman Medlin. 1~
The border vidette., 1924-03-29
NOTICE OF SHEslFF'S SALE.

In the Superior Court of the
State of Arizona, in and for the
County Of Pima.
Lou B. ,Jahren, as Executrix
Of the estate Of a. O. Jahren,
New Britain herald., 1924-05-01
Pre.War Nesltl,

The aggregate pre-war wealth of the 20 odd nations actively engaged in the great war amounted to &sso,- eoo,oo0,oo0. according to an estimate by the Bankers Trust Co.,, of New York. The wealth of these same na- tions today Is estimated at about sAs.ooo. 100000. The pre-war wealth in the British empire was approxi- mately $14o,ooo. .o0o.0o0 while today it is estimated by the Bankew Trust Co.,. to be around s14s,000, ,00o ,o0 00. The wealth of France before the war is placed at just under sso,seo, GO, 900 and is estimated to be about the same today. The pre-war wealth of the United States is placed at s2oo, ,ooo,- 100000 and the wealth today at $780, GOO, ,ooo.0 .0OO, while the pre.war wealth of Germany is estimated to have been upward of ss0,000. 900, 900 and today to be about s55.ooo, 900. .ooo. These figures are all on the gold pre-war basis of values having been adjusted for imitation.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-01
SEEK LEGISLATION TO
 LEARN McCARL'S POWER
Much Confusion Reigns in Washing. ton As to ComptroIIer's Author
 fly in Government

Washington, May 1.--Legislatien tt clsrify the much disputed powers oi the comptroller general in the pay nlent of claims against the govern mont was urged today before the houee judiciary committee by Chair man Madden of the appropriations committee.
 Mr. Madden said various cen1ptrol- lars had been forced in the past by ''Poiiticsi influence" to render decis- Ions in the payment of claims CT hs faced with the alternative of removal from office.
 Representative Dallinger, Msssa-- chCsetts who has bill pending to give the attorney general authority 10 settle all disputes between the comp trller general and the government departments did not agree that any further authority should be given the eonptroiier's office.
 T have been informed" he said, 'that Comptroller General McCarI has steted he was not bound by the opin- ion of the attorney general, the dt- cisions of the court of claims, or of tas supreme court of the United states itself"
 To increase the comptrollers pow CTS as suggested by Mir. Madden, he said. would make him tMcCari) dic- tator of the United States"
 Commander C. NJ. Austin. assistant judge advocate general of the navy said the bill presented by Representa- tive Madden would make the comp troller "srbitef of his own opinions" and would confer legislative powers upon him"
New Britain herald., 1924-05-01
TELLS ROTARIANS
 ABOUT LUMBER COST
Labor Increases and Transporta- tion Rates Blamed by Speaker

Members of the New Britain Rotary club will motor to East Berlin next Thursday evening and eat shad as guests of Rob Clark. The invitation was extended to the club today on be- half of MT. Clark by President Hart well Taylor. The dinner will be serv- ed at [ o'clock daylight saving time) at the East Berlin M. E. church, and a program of dancing will follow, across the street, later.
 The arrangements are in the hands of Ralph Britton, chairman of the music committee. Rotarians will meet at the Burritt hotel at 6:30 o'clock (daylight saving time) and motor to East Berlin.
 Fred M. Holmes was named chair man of new boys work committee. The other members are J. Vance, Fred Russell, Howard Sherman and T. P. McAuliffe.
 Ralph Britton, chairman of the "On to Toronto" committee, announced that up-to-date, 10 Rotarians have signed up to attend the international convention at Toronto, June 14.
 The speaker today was O. R. Buell. of Vermont and Boston, representing the lumber industry.
 Mir. Buell. explained some of the reasons for the high cost of lumber. He said labor increases have had a lot to do with it. He also said that a growing shortage of lumber in the cast, making it necessary to ship it from the Pacific coast by way of the Panama canal has been an important factor, in the increased cost. He said the total cost of getting lumber to market today, not figuring overhead or commissions is about $40 a thou sand feet.
 He said the prohibition law is caus- ing unrest among the lumber men and has failed to increase their efficiency.
 He called attention to the need of reforestation and asked that every man when he goes to the polls, vote for reforestation legislation to save the forests
New Britain herald., 1924-05-01
WALL STREET STOCK
 EXCHANGE REPORTS

New York, May 1.-Reduction in
 the rediseount rate of the federal re-
 serve bank of New York from ~. to
 per cent stimulated rally in stock
 prices at the opening of todays mar.
 ket. U. S. Steel jumped a point.
 leading wide variety of industrial
 and railroad shares into higher
 ground.
 Nearly a score of popular indus trials advanced 1 to 3 points, Amer l ican Can gaining and Dawson Chemical mounting points. Profit taking developed at the high levels. however, and was followed by a re- newal of short selling activities, l which drove Baldwin, Stakeholder. U. i g. Cast Iron Pipe, American Can. and Dawson down l to iis points from their top prices. Smaller recessions took place in other parts of the list The unusual activity in Davison 1 Chemical brought spread opening of 1000 shares at 5c 70 sI, compared with the previous close of 4s7-s Foreign exchanges opened firm. 1:so-The Coppers and low-priced Railroads which had Jagged during the early burst of strength moved up in the afternoon, and independent steel shares also came up strongly when U. s. Steel moved up to 9S 7-s. With the exception of the Motors and a few specialties prices recovered quite generally to about a parity with the high figures of the forenoon or above.
 New York, May 1.-Foreign ex- changes steady. Quotations in cents: Great Britain: demand 43S&: cables 4Ss: SO day bills on banks 4s6h, France: demand 6.tS: cables 6.4s. Italy: demand 4.47%; cables 4.4s1-4. Belgium: demand $40; cables 5.4f. Germany: demand, per trillion, 8. 5-S. Holland: demand 37.46. Norway: de- mand 1881. Sweden: demand 26.37. Denmark: demand 16.ss. Switzerland: demand 17.75. Spain: demand 1915. Greece; demand 2.o2Li. Poland; de- mand .0ooo1s. Czecho-S Sloyakia: de- mand .s3 1-l. Jugoslavia: demand l.sSi-4. Austria: demand .0o1i1-s. Rumania: demand BE 1-4. Argentina: demand Ss.7b. Brazil: demand 1l.so. Tokio; demand 40 Ia. Montreal ss 15-S..
New Britain herald., 1924-05-01
ROCKEFELLER GIVES MORE THAN MILLION
His Gift to Y. ". C. A. Fund May
 Reach Two Million

New York, May 1.-Contribution of more than $1,OoO.o0O by John D. Rockefeller, through the Laura Spell man Rockefeller fund of the Rocke- feller foundation to cover the entire accumulated liability of a proposed ecret.ries retirement fund was an- lounced at the convention of the
 oung Women's Christian association, oday.
 The gift may reach $2.0o0,o0o, &C., ording to Mrs. Lewis H. Lapham, a lember of the national board. All secretaries of the association are el- yible to benefit by the retirement 'und and 1t is expected by the na- ional board that at least 4,OOO will ake advantage of it, Mrs. Lapfam as- erted.
 Reduction of the debt of the na- !onal board from $502,O00 to s163,- 100 also was announced by Mrs. Lap- l'am. Mrs. Lapham said the national board had completed a system of rigid economy, and had decided to limit flu, srre budgets to the receipts actually eceived the year previous.
 The year 1920 will be set aside by he Y. w. c. A. as national .endow- nent year. and in that year the $1O,- 100000 endowment fund started in a2o will be raised, it is hoped. Mrs. Coleman Dupont is chairman of the endowment committee.