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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

Judge PRIEST es mi personaje IA
vorito'' "Escribir historias jocosas es
10 mas triste cue hay".
hace ciempo esta reseca'', continiso uno
le los mas populares escritorcs y auto
res de novelas cortas en- los Estados
Unidos.
En- tanto bajabamos al subway,
1vin Cobb me dice, a grandes voces:
"Mi mayor deseo es escribir una move
La real, tan .grande como un dicciona-
rio interesante como los episcGios de
Nick Carter que 20 acostumbraba leer
en- la escuela, escondi6ndolos detyas de
Ia geografia enorme''.
In "RCbel RIDGE. situado en- Ell
clasico Hudson, Cobb logr6 TN gran
triunfo en- la construction de viviendas,
con pianos Y especificaciones bien COMO
cidas de todos sus lectores. a uuienes
Gl confi6 sus cuitas; pero ahora estaba
cn camino hacia una guar;da en- Ia ciu-
dad de Nueva York entre blancas pare
des de ladrilo, Y rascacielos, donde el
admite que puede escribir Y que Ia pro-
ducido sus nejores obras.
'.Hay una cosa que siempre Iamen-
t5 he debido venir antes Nueva
York. Es un sitio dondo uno parece adj
quirir sl verdadero valcr, estando en-
intinao contacto con I'm mercado mum
dial para Ia produccidn hteraria asi
como para cs1abazas y papas'.
Mnchos estan de acuerdo en- Greer
que no hay un personajc mas siinpati-
CO y popular en- la literature noveles-
ca en- la ficci6n periodistica como 81
Judge PRIEST de Irwin Cobb, cue Sc
,dostaca entire todos como una de las
fguras novelescas de Dickens-humano
y carecterist;co. Es uno de los nombres
mas conocidos de la ficci5n novelesca
actual. Los millones de amigos y lee
torres de Irwin Cobb esperan que ''Judge
Priest tenga IN sitio prominente en-
gu pr1mera noVela.
''Hablando de esa nove,a, mo en-
cuentro mi viejo favorito. "Judgs
PRIEST liamando a la puerta. Un COM
puesto de un juez de distrito que cono
CT en- Paducah. el Jues Bishop, I'm POGO
de mi padre y otro POGO de otros per-
sonajes del viejo kentucky .Todo ESQ
parece condensarse naturalmente en-
mi amigo "Judge Priest" que esta
siempre conmigo"
Irwin Cobb esta considerable como
Ell autor mas querido y popular entire
los que aparecen en- los SUMMARIZES de los
magazines. Lo describen asi: color rua-
no claro, erin hirsuta, grandes ojos azu-
les, labios ampl.os y generosos, TN
aspecto exterior casi circular, con mar
cadas irrsgularidades veces. su re-
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BELIoGRAPH:
PARA LAS PFRSONAS De
BUFN GUSTO

Confeccioramoso toda clase dc pla-
tos especiales para comidas, banque-
tes, jiras, etc., ETC., como jamon plan
chado, pavos trufados, ensaladas de
polio, de frutas de otras classes, po-
lentas, galantinas, hallacas (venezola-
nas) sandwiches, biscochos variados,
dulces en- alnfbar ininidad de pla-
tos al gusto del cliente. Telefono 1872
aZul Santurce.
NECESITAMOS montadoras Y costu-
reras de trajes blusas. Dirijsse a
Morris E. Storyk, Isabel End. No. s,
Marina.
Sc VEiTDE nn auto 70 dos pasajeros,
ocho cilindros con Ia maquina en- per-
fccto estado cuatrc gomas nuevas.
Sc dsra barato 81 Sc vends dentr2 de
uras dos semanss Dirijase R. T. H.
Aparta5o 423. San Juan I'd
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

Al primer acceso de febre, el pa
ciente debe .dar una buena limpieza
4 los intestinos con Ell uso de las
PASTILLAS LAXANTES DEL
DIR. HESS, denominadas HESS
LIMPIALAX, y despues que este
purgante, sano y efcaz por todo
extreme, haya surtido el indicado
efecto, es que debe usted empezar
4 tomar las ,PILDORAS DEL DR..
LOVETT.
ST hubiere tendencia al estrefii-
miento, siga tomando ell HESS
LIMPIALAX hasta hacer diaria-
mente una evacuation facil, COM
pleta y natural.
El HESSLIMPIALAX y las
PILDORAS DEL DR.. LOVETT
pueden tomarse al rnismo tempo,
pues no son incompatibles en- mo-
do alguno.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09
fEsneciales para Ell MuNDol

(Especiales para Eli MUNAJUJ
''Los momentos mas tristes de mi
VIDA los tengo cuando estoy tratando
de escribir una histcria jocosa,' dice
Irvin Cobb, pon9endo los ojos en- blamed,
inientras pega los sobres de sus cartas
colocandoIos 9scbre ell 'hocic0 l'imedo
de su perro.
"Es una verdadera fortuna que es-
ts perro este aqui, porque mi iengus
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09
FiebreS PalAoaiCas.

Las febres paludicas son una
affection muy dcsagradable, elias
afectan el entcndimiento, ponen al
paciente pesado y melancoiico, le
debilitan y lie descomponen todas
las funciones del cuerpo. ST SURE
usted de fiebres paludicas, debe
buscar grata compailia, salir a Ito
mar ell sel' y recurrir enseguida a
las ,PILDORAS DEL DR.. LO-
VETT. Para rechazar los ataques
de los escalofrios y dc las calentu-
ras y vigorizar Ell sistema de name
ra que las fiebres paludicas desapa-
rezcan por complete, no hay NADIA
que iguale 4 las
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09
ANUNCI0S CLASIFlCADOS

Sc ALQULAN casas on Hato Rey
Moderno parada 81 1I2, s25. 90 y
$4,000. Son hermosas y ventiladas. In
formaran ALI, en- "Colmado Espana. p.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

vENTA DE FLORES NATURALEs:
En- la Gale ''Hoare'', Stop IA, San
turce. Ilalne al tel6fono 67S azul, San
turce, y seran servidos Immediate
mente. p.
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GARAGES De ALQUILER:-ss oSro-
cen seis garajes en- la parada 7lA fren
te c la Estaci6n inaIambrica. Para in
formes dirijase a A. c, villarini Cristo
c, San Juan. Eox 971 Tel. 1199 roio
Santurce. 2-22
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TRES BANDERAs:

TRES BANDERAS:
"a. Jornaoa de Veiocldad Y Ia
o01ni'" Nlnos PensroSoS
la Selva" episodios s y 6 y sus reIle-
nos comlcos. Noche: Ell Hogar Ia
casa en- = actos y una carlcatrca al
-
ONA1A@1AU'
1"roe y n0ene La 'elcef@ <Aia1 ma !.
eoSo "ei 4'lVorcio
k'o<sot-A
"a
-" 'AA1''" ei@ 10 o"A1oS
-
VICTORY GARDEN:
Episodio de Fl Botin de los P1-
rstas'' y un drama en- 5 actos.
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1928 San juan!

Cuando necesite reparar sus "a
patos lame a este n1mero Y
nuestro mensajero ira por ellos
Y Sc los entregara reparados,
como nuevos, ell nlismo dia.
ZAPATERIA BORINQUEN
San Francisco 25
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DEL Dr.. LOVET'T

1Iace .aiios que este remedio
csta curando esos tenibles ataques,
" triunfando en- los casos en- que
otros preparados fallan. ST ha per-
dido usted la fe, estinara mas alta
mentc el benefcio que eXperlmenta-
ra con su uso.
Los que residen en- las regiones
palldicas, 10 1nistno cue los que .es-
tan .expuestos a ,inhuencias PERM
ciosas, deben toniar las PILDO-
RAS DEL DIR. LOVETT.
Las fiebres paludicas vician de tai
nlodo la .sangre, que los venenos
sc abren camino q traves de la piel,
sc presentan carbunolos, tufnor-
cillos, iilceras y varias erupciones
de caraeter indolente, el sistema Sc
agota y la vida CORE peligro.
Los germenes Y los venenos Qae
asi acosan Y debilitan 'el cuerpo y
destruyen las propiedades vivifi-
cantes de la sangre, dejandola aqua
da, deben ser extinguidos y expul-
sados del sistenla antes de que el
paciente pueda esperar verse hbre
de las febres paludicas y de sus
efectos. Las P1LDORAS DEL
DIR. LOVETT poseen esta precio-
sa virtud y efcctuan pronto I'm
carnbio radical en- la sangre, Sc di-
rigen q todos los organos y los es-
timulan a vigorosa y saludable ac-
cion. Estas pildoras, adernas de
ser spurifcadoras, son .un tonico
magnifico y con su uso Ia salud ge-
neral Sc recobra y ell apetito au-
menta casi desde la .primera dosis.
Las PILDORAS DEL DIR. LO-
VETT no contienen .mercurio, .po-
tasio, arsenico, quinina nj alcohol,
nj NADIA que pueda perjudicar el or
ganismo mas delicado.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

"NEcEsITo TRUCK. Cambio; devol-
viendo dinero magnifco .automovil
Maxwell -. yerdadera oportunidad.
HACENDADOS ,CENTRALIsTAS. Ten
go espeques, traEiesas, MADEIRA en- ge-
neral, nisperi,lo, bayahonda, etc. Jose
Toro. Reina 33, Ponce. 2--l1
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Sc ALQUHA en- San Sebastian Al
un departamento ccnteniendo sala, g
habitaciones, comedcr, cocina, bafo v
servicio sanitario. Es completamente
independents. Tnformara Antonio Fer
nandez. carretera 81. Puerta de Tie
ira. Pa
Sc INTERESA comprsr una resecado-
ra de cafe Capacidad para vointe qu;n-
tales. resecos. Sin motor. Con horno.
Dirijase Apartado 154, Ponce. PA
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

EILo JAPoNES. Superior a cuantos
So haa empieado para coser niano 0
a maquina, por su hexibilidad y ten
sion especial. Los Muchachos, san
Juan, P. r. T
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

Las fiebres paludicas Sc atribu-
yen casi enteramente 4 los terrenos
pantanosos,s sveuenos atinosferi-
cos, ETC., pero icomo es Que hay
personals que pueden vivir toda Ia
vida en- regiones llamadas paludi-
cas- sin contraer la enfernledad,
mientras que otras sucilnben a
ella? Porque Ia constitution, ell es-
tado fisico de la persona infuye
mas que NADIA para contraer 8 re-
chazar esa playa. Es absolutamen-
te impossible contraer shebres palu-
dicas, viruelas 8 cualquiera otra
Affection, cuando hay sangre rica y
pura. Solamente los sindividuos de-
biles adquieren enfermedades de
una i otra especie.
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Sc YENDE 0 Sc ALOUELA

Casa de concrete, de dos pi-
SOS, .propia para factorla, escue-
la alquiler, situada cerca del
Bulevar de Munoz Rivera. Di-
riiase al Eox "a, San Juan, P. n.
vENDO FINCA 46 cuerdas de maIop-
10, aqua .abundante, cclinda con Baya-
mon Y la carretera de Comerio. tiena
parte Urbana. Informes 700 rojo, san
turce. Finca 100 cuerdas entire Guay
nabo y Rio Piedras la atraviesa la Ca
rretsra del acueducto propia para ca
ia, pifia o malojilIo. Informes 700 70
10. Santurce. 2-z5
Sc VERDE una casa sitnada Aven1da
Ponce de Leon Y Parada &c liz Re
cientemente constrnida dc concrete, eS-
tito moderno, todas couveniencias. De
dos pisos, cinco habitaciones, saIa, BIZ
blioteca; comedor; cocina; cuarto de
ba1o cada piso, y lavadero. Cuarto y
bafo de servicio aparte, Instalaciones
e!dcricas y de gas. Garage para ca
rros. Jardin precioso. Solar 700 me-
tros Para mas detalles escriba Apar-
tado 10 Santurce. 2-25
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

".Alvarez, Provincial de Santa Clara, Cuba.
Placeme informar ustedes que con las
maravillosas Pfldoras del DR.. Lovett he visto
desaparecer un molesto dolor que tenfa en- la
sespalda, 10 mismo que una debilidad general,
febres pal6dicas, inapetencia, jaqnecas, NAL
gusto en- la tboca, ETC. Con tai motive les
,antorizo para que hagan pdblica mi curaci6n,
fin de que la hnmanidad ahigida pueda en-
terarse de los meritos de las Pfldoras del DR..
Lovett, las cuales deho una salud inme-
jorable.
ANDREA CEJAs DE BRITo.
A ia DR.. Lovett Medicine Co.,
Lock Box ~, New York"
"La relaci6n que antecede cs verfdica en- to-
dos respectos y firman Ia presente como testi-
gos de que la sehora Andrea Cejas de Brito
Sc euro con las Pfldoras del DR.. Lovett, sus
LAS altos afmos. servidores,
ANTONIO CUzN3H,
ADoLro rARIAS."
, Lock Box II, NEW YOsK.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

INSTRUCTION COMMERCIAL Bnssna
mos Taquigrafia, inecanografia, conta-
bilidad, correspondence comercial, art
metica mercantil, caligrafia y econoDila
poiftia. Aceptamos en- cualquier fecha
graduates de octave grado. CoLEGIO
PERCY, Ponce, P. p SO
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OPORTUNlDAD

Sc vende CASA No. 81, ca
lie del General Contreras. Para
informe: Telefono 1861 negro,
:santurce.
Sc verde SOLAR King ''ou,t,
a Ia entrada $500 metro. Ia
ra informe: Telefono 1021 C.
gTo, Santurce.
Sc alqsilan 2 apartaasaros
para ofcina, prop;gs para c1mi-
sionistas, con sus sery;c'rs So
nitarios. Para irforme: Cr.i2 q,
altos. Telefono 233 verde,
Sc vende SOLAR de IL me-
tros cuadrados a $3.50 metro,
en- la calle Tranquilidad, ccrca
calle Lola. Para informe: Te-
lefono 1861 negro, P. o. Box 3O2.
Santurce.
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LA GRECA: ell meior restaurant
de San Juan. Tetuan 21.--Advt.

GUAGUA CADILLAC con franquicia
entire San Juan Y ell Parque sc vende
por no poderla atender su .dueno. Dl-
rijase al apartado Sal, San Juan.-P.
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Ia GRECA: eI n1eior restaurant
de San Juan. Tetuan 21.--AdYt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09
BUENA 0P0RTIjNII)AD

Sc arr;andan Sc venden 400
cuerdas de terreno an la iuris-
diccion de Coanao propias para
Guido de ganade 0 para dedicar
las al cuitivo de tabaco. infor-
mara Or. {. Canino en- Aibonito,
p. r.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

LA GREcA: ell meior restaurant
de San Juan. Tetuan 21.-Adyt.
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DR. LOvETT MEDICINE CO., Lock Box u NEW YORK
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En- New York

AI,ARTAMENT0S DE ALQUILER--
En- Ia psrada 7la frente la estact6n
inalambrica SO ofrecen tres Aparta.nsn-
tos c6modos y ventilados, casa recien-
temente construida precios m6dicos.
Para informes dirijase A. c. Villari-
vi. cristo Tel. 1899 rojo santurce
Box o17 San Juan. Sc alquila un local
propio para almacsn en- el sotano de Ia
n,isra casa 2-22
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

IA GRECA: el rnejor restaurant
de San Juan. Tetuan 21.-Ativs
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

LA GRECE: ell meior restaurant
de San Juan. Tetuan 21.-Advt.
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19

The election of 1924 has
passed into history. A lot of
people are pleased, some of
them naturally are disappoint-
cd. The serious disappoint-
ments may be fewer than US
ual, because this year more
than usually the result was
pretty thoroughly forecast and
even a lot of the politicians
who were valiantly proclaim
ing their coming victory were
not so sure down in their own
hearts.
Bat now that the votes are
cast and counted there is
nothing the country needs
quite so much as for the people
to forget about politics and get
back on the job. Election cam
pa GINS constitute a very con-
sidera' la disturbance to the
ordelly progress of the coun-
try. M ney invested in business
is a cautious sort of thing. It's
owners want to know what
they may expect in the way of
] W and working conditions.
Mott of us are glad that elect
ion day is over, and when we
accumulate a little of that lost.
sleep we are going to get busy,
on our normal affairs and for
get Ell about politics. Then
business will start to improve.
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19
/ am the best friend you ever

l am the best friend you ever
had.
am hung about with sweet
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS of brides,
memories of mothers, memo
ries of boys and girls, memo
ries of the aged as they grope
their way down the shadows.
/ am decked with loving
tears-crowned by happy hands
and hearts. In the midst of
the great men of earth I find
a constant dwelling place. !,
/ safeguard man through all
his paths.
I lift up the fallen. I strength
en- the weak. | help the dis
tressed. show mercy, bestow
kindness and offer a friendly
hand.
! am good fellowship, friend
illness and love.
Some time, some day, some
hour in the near or far future,
you will yearn for the friendly
touch. ~
| am your comfort and best
friend.
/ am calling you now!
I AM THE CHURCH.
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19

Figure as you will, you can't
get away from the idea of COM
munity interest. We who con-
stitute the local community are
intensely dependent on one
another. When we buy our
merchandise from out-of-town
concerns, we take that much
business away from local bust
ness firms. If enough business
is withdrawn from them, they
VII eventually have to Quit.
Then Hyder would shrivel up.
Clerks and laborers and trades
men would have to move away.
Plainly our own self-interest,
the safety Of our property I'M
vestments, demand that we
trade at home and support our
local business men. If anyone
thinks he can refute this argu-
ment, I will give a.year's sub
scription to the Herald for d
logical argument in favor of;
trading with the mail order
house. e
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19

mess men know very little
about the mining industry or
the mines that are being open
ed up almost within sight of
their doors. 1t is conservative
to say that not more than one
in five know even the most
outstanding facts concerning
the industry upon which rests
the very existence of the COM
munity. One we'll known bus
mess man, for instance, was
not even aware that new and
finely equipped bunk and
messhouse buildings had been
erected at the Riverside mine
during the past summer-this
despite the fact that two news
papers published in the district
have detailed their construct
ion on several occasions. 9th
ers did not know whether the
operations on certain of the
oldest and best known proper
ties consisted Of drifting or
sinking. This, mind you, in a
community where mining is
the basic industry and the one
on which the prosperity of
every other industry or bus
.iness depends! In a majority
of cases, the individuals APP
peared very little interested
in what was going on in the
hills.
It is perhaps needless to sug-
gest that this singular apathy
toward the very source of local
prosperity is. hardly a proper
attitude. The business elements
of all people, should get ac-
'qnainted with and take some
thing more than cursory in
terest in the mines and what
is going on in them. They are
the%source of all local prosper
ity and the very existence of
the camp depends upon their
success or failure. In view of
this fact it is hard to realize
that a large percentage of our
business men possess little or
no knowledge concerning their
most important features or the
progress of their development.
With the very existence of
their business dependant on
the industry, it would seem
that every business man in the
community should have at
least a general knowledge of.
every mine of moment in the
district and take q keen per-
sonal interest in every stage
Of their development.
For your own sake rn - |
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19

Every child comes into the
world endowed with liberty,
opportunity and a share of the
war debt.
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19

A Washington man has bred
q stingless bee, which should
be shipped in carload lots to-
picnic grounds.
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19

It seems as if the girls who
used to put on makeup as if
their fathers were painters
now put it on as if their faith
ers' were plasterers.
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19

You may be excused for be-
ing blue but not for being
green.
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19
Just For Fun

The Burberry Kid says the
old adage should be modified
to read Marry in haste and
you will have no leisure for re-
penting."
docs she belong to the
40O?" she inquired of her bos-
ON friend.
Sure" replied the other,
+" She is one of the cipher's
And this is the way she de-
scribed it to her best friend !:
"And then, you see, dear, he
put his arms around me, and
4 wanted to scream but l jusc
couldn't, and when ] finally
could-I didn't want to-"
There is a certain Hyder man
who is so absent-minded that
he surveyed himself in the
hair brush, instead of the hand
mirror, and remarked musing-
ly: Gracious, I sure need a
shave. at least that is what
his wife says.
Walter Blanton says the girls
who get vaccinated on the leg,
where it won't show, sure have
a lot Of confidence in the styles.
Overheard on the "main
stem" the other day:
Why, hullo, Bill; who are
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19

We may live too fast, but.
very few girls born in 1905.
are 20 vet. II
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19

For your own sakego to
church. It pays.
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19
you working for nOW
Same bunch BilFreplied,
wife and two kids.

Same bunch" Bi1freplied,
wife and two kids. "
The mother Of a certain kid
die said to her husband the 9TH
er day: = I wish you would
take care of little sister for an
hour or so, while I go to the
dentist and have a tooth
pulled"
cav say" he answered,
/" You mind the kid and TIL go
and have couple of teeth
pulled =
Harry Howard tells til !, one:
A certain lady came to the
store some time ago ani said
" Will you show me some
fountain pens, please?
Certainly, with pleasure, :"
the affable Harry replied, ''Do
you want a pen for a gentle
mani"
"Oh, no." she replied, cts
for my husband"
Dorothy had been praying
each evening for a baby sister.
The other day her mother,
while reading a newspaper,
exclaimed: II see Mrs. Smith
has a little daughter"
"How do you know that,
mama?"5 Dorothy inquired.
sfT see. it in the paper, dear"
Read it to me-" mother.
Her mother read: Born on
November End, to Mr.. and Mrs.
Thomas Smith, a daughter"
Dorothy thought a moment
and then, with an air of decis-
ion, said: Il know what 1 am
going to do. ! am going to stop
praying and begin advertis-
ing"
The occupants Of the parlor
car of the limited were startled
by the abrupt entrance of two
masked bandits.
THROW up yer hands!" COM
manded the bigger of the. two.
Were gonna rob all the gents
and kiss all the gals"
mo, pardner," demonstrated
the smaller one, CALAMITY.
Wen rob the gents, but we'll
leave the ladies alone"
mind your own business.
young fellow" snapped a fe-
male of uncertain age.
The big man is robbing the
train"
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19

Inquiry develops the pecu:.
isr fact that many Of our bus
Hyder weekly herald. [volume] (Hyder, Alaska) 1924-1934, 1924-11-19

Overheard on the "main
stem" the other day:
T" Why, hullo, Bill; who are
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-25

Paula. dear. that NO ike g. think
are true. that are not only FALSE but
foolish. and one N them that "old
friends. old shoes. ana old wine are
best" e especially fallariouA
II sli depends. you know. out q
the ruck Of old friendships. one
sometimes finds one or two that sat-
isfy ~ NE. with ia numerous
changes Of environment ana inter-
eats. goes on. Unfortunately ONES
taHts IN shoes or wine changes. n
old shoes are worn over ~ the heel.
and tho inadss Of them DO not con-
form 20 your feet. they become IN
comfortable don't III. and old
wine often tastes more Of the cork
than Of the fragrance Of the grape.
never wear old shoes. principally
because don't like the looks Of
them. They DO not NJ my beauty
loving soul And Old wine In these
volstsad days IL apt 10 be spurious
know very well the people 20
whom I swors ia my own mind un-
swrrving fidelity In my youth would
not appeal 20 me N should NEE,
them again nov. after years Of ABB
ssnoe. We have gone very different
ways and nov look AZ life from very
different viewpoints.
DO no, misunderstood me. dear
Paula. There have been both men
and women whose friendship Of
years standing ] still am very glad
% hold In my heart. But I have