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by Stinchcomb on wisconsln's 90
yard line, was carried by him to
touchdown just as the whistle ended
the game. We kicked goal, making
the score 1871. The winning play
had been put over in the last 80
! seconds.
That was a nerve-racking game.
At its conclusion the spectators were
so exhausted they were slow to leave
their seats. Walter Camp had left
his place in the press box to wit
ness the finish and was as excited as
a freshman.
Two weeks after the Wisconsin
game, with the score nothing to moth
ing down to the last minutes, we
staged a dramatic finish against Chi
cago which gave us a touchdown
and a 7-to-0 win ! minute before
the whistle.
Another two weeks later. playing
Michigan with the score tied at
Z to 7. Huffman broke through the
Michigan line, blocked Stecketee's
punt and fell on the ball behind the
line for touchdown. Stinchcomb
kicked goal. making the score IA to Z
in our favor. We had just time to
line up for the next kickoff when
time was called.
Within One Move OF Title.
With Wisconsin, Chicago and Mich
igan thus beaten. only Illinois stood
between US and the championship.
Bob Zuppkes aggregation was
powerful one. including Carney. ALI
American left end. and Bob and Ralph
Fletcher. respectively, quarterback
and left halfback. We knew we would
have a hard time with this bunch.
That was the way II turned out.
We had terrific struggle. Once
| l.. l. -.
goal. Once they battered their way
| to within six inches OF our goal. Both
| teams went scoreless right down to
the final play. AS said before. a
few ticks of the watch made all the
difference in the world as to the final
outcome.
But. with the crowd all set for a
scoreless tie. with Illinois convinced
that they had held US safely, our boys
suddenly broke loose in last
tempestuous charge. With only
minute and d half to play. we got the
ball on our own 33-yard line, follow
ing a beautiful effort by Stinchcomb,
who ran back punt by Hellstrom
| II yards, and started a march down
the field. From Illinois 45-yard line
a forward pass was successfully COM
pleted TO Truck" Myers, on the
enemy's 15-yard line. He turned and
| made a dash for an attempt at touch
down.
Tomorrow: Concluding Wilces Story.
end Part l. Strategies No I'D
This is the eleventh OF a series of
articles describing great foot ball
strategies told by the leading coaches
Of the country in interviews with
j. T. Glass and George Byrnes.
(Convyi1bted 1924 In the rnfted gta,es
Canada and Great Britain by North American
Aaura Tad
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HAWK-CEOKNICK GAME
TOPS SANDLOT GRID CARD

X IHOS in partly
wv today when bunch of their for the
gridiron awards The fans anticipate red
especially involving the
Griffith Stadium, starting a 2:30 o'clock.
Although the Indians expected to topp the Geoknc Of
extend its foe throughout would be form reversal how
the Geoknck including the Atlantic scouting feet and the Quanto
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Iine-Up and Summary.

Goal from 6eld-Groves.
SubStitutions: Carnegie-Mefort for Good
win Guthrie 70. CaSs. Donohoe for Bastian,
Rastian for Donohoe. Msrines-Larson for
Bailey. McMans for Groves, Brewer for Hunt,
Levinsky for Cercek. Wegmore for Liversetge,
Groves for M"Mans.
Referee-Mr. Very tstatel Umpre-Mr.
Mofratt lPrinceton>. Field tudge-Mr. Slack.
Head Iinesnan-Mr. Bloom. Time of quarters
10 minutes.
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AMATEURS ARE PREPPINC
FOR BASKET BALL SEASON

4 ASH1NGTONS about but
WV OF the ready the
lo25 competitive Practice and plenty of will be
the order although of the clubs
The
the middle of their conditioning work and have
proved steadily during the few weeks
Evening star., 1924-11-23
Supreme Strategies in Foot Ball
Games Brought a
iks O Imekeepe Watch.
No. 1I-Part One.
AS TOLD BY DR.. JOHN w. WILCE,
Director of Foot Ball Ohio State University.

watch--hat what the Western Conference
~ championship 1920 and only few Let them have
earlier by the their andbut that's
the
1920 Autumn of finishes
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Line-Up and SUMMARY.

IDUFhNNWN--U.
Bauvilie tnone out of II.
Substtutions: BufIalo-Davidson for Aorris
Zielinski for Metz. Metz for Zielinski Brady
for ShePhsn. Shzffron for Cavle. Zieliuski f.
Metz. Washugton-kenny for RoVen, lama
for Malone. Haynes for Hotel. Levy for Long
Goldman for Banvile. Long for Levy, IAut
for Long, Malone for Lamar. Lamar for
Malone Time Of periodS-l2 minutes each
Referee-fIene carson penn Ststsl. I'm
pire-John Murphy Rufalol. Head linesmau
Judd Sullivan Colgate. Linesmen-Am
brose Connolly. S Bland Potter.
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Lineup and Summary.

Touchdowns-Minihan. Plansky. Hegarty.
Metzger Goal after touchdown-Plsnsky.
Substitutions: George Cetown--O'Neil for He
Earty. Waite for McGrath. Flavin for DE
Gassis. McGrsth for Waite. Mosko for Con
nsughton. Mctsbe for Gofey. Plansky for
Flavin. Hegarty for O'Neil De Gassis for
Plansky. Brooks for McGrath, Flavin for
De Gassis, Golsen for Minihan. Gormley for
Fegerty, Mcnamara for Sheehan. NcNuty
for Waite. Loyola--Tuminell for Wallet.
Schiro for L. a. Smith. Domengeaux for Rive.
Penalties-Georgetown, ) yards; Loyoia.
none.
First down-Georgetown. 8: Loyola. ..
Referee-Mr. Kittleman (NorthYesternl.
Tmplre-Mr Hsxton tM'Ssissippil. Head
|inesman-Mr Cole clemson. Time OF quar-
ters--lJ minutes.
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Goals: Naval Academy-Fradd. Young.
Steiner. Miller. British Embassy-Greene, J.
Fsulds
Substitutions: Naval Acsdemy-Ashton for
Young Young for Ashton. Miller for karns.
Referee-Mr. I-awier tAmerican Referee Asso-
cIatonl. Time OF haives--4j minutes.
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Copyrighted 1924. in the United States.
Canada and Great Britain by North American
Newspaper Alliance. All rights reserved |
Evening star., 1924-11-23
Tomorrow: Concluding wilce's Story.

(End Part l. Strategies No. 11)
This is the eleventh OF a series of
articles describing great foot ball
strategies told by the leading coaches
of the country in interviews with
J. r. Glass and George Byrnes.
Evening star., 1924-11-23

Argyle Athletic Club will travel to
Lyon Village today for a game with
the Clarendon Lyons. Play will start
at 3 O'Clock. The Argyles are At the
top Of the heap in the 13S-psund
ttle raeA 4-.-.--s--s.. ..---z-21
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battle from start to finish should
be forthcoming in the Eagle-Lotus
game today on the Alexandria. High
School gridiron. Both teams have
been setting a merry pace in the 1885,
pound class.
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Rivals for the 135-pound laurels
will clash today when the St Ste
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what makes fat people unhappy is
the sight OF thin people around them
and that IL a fat person was just one
fat person amongst a population of
fat persons, why they wouldn't be no
hardship about being fat. Further
and more. matters could be so
arranged that the fatter a person
was, why all the better. as will ex-
claim in q few moments together with
. few other details Of the plan which
have only space to state them
briefly.
1. It would not be necessary. to
build new towns, but It would be
necessary to make alterations in the
towns which exist. Like for inst. we
will suppose that Cincinnati is one
OF the towns that has been picked
out for fat colony.
Well, the present population of
Cincinnati IL around 100000, which
we will presume is all the town has
got room for. Well, this. means that
If all the people was fat. they
wouldn't only be room for about one
third of 100000 or 10000. But to OFF,
set this we would select some city
about the size OF Cincinnati. say for
inst Milwaukee. ana make It . colony
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| Shelby have had scarcely anything 20
do since Sir in. Dempsy 4-closed on
/ the mortgage. She got a open Audi
forum, if nothing else. This can be
easily nailed up again in the places
| where the Common People or Boy
Polloys has borrowed lumber for
residential purposes. In that open
Auditorium 100000 Delegates can
take a bath in sunshine and smoke
political cigars without offending
Lady Democrats
"How much would Shelby offer for
this great Nominee Carnival?' re-
| quired Sydney Katsu jr.
81 know 4 Oil Man there" I cor
roborate, who can raze. 100, 000S in 90
minutes to put Shelby on the map
again."
Some persons never Iearrs by ak
perience," say Uncle Nichi fh n back
seat where he awoke up
81 Suppose not" This from me.
"Otherwisely Hon. VIM Jenny Bryan
would not go to Florida to get him
self indorsed'
81 move the emotion be put on the
table" showeH S. Wanda. Japanese so
cialist.
what emmotion:" snagger Hon.
Chair.
"All emotion" gubble S. Wanda
IF Presidents cannot be elected with
less noise, why cant we get along
4 or yrs. more with nobody in wash
ington but Hon. Andrew Mellon?"
Mr.. Doorkeeper.'' report Bunkio
Saguchi, speaking at me, before the
meating goes any further forward
will you please putt that Gentleman
out?''
Are that not just my luck, Mr.
/ Editor? I are no sooner elected to
publick office than 1 find l am re
quired to do some work beyond my
intelligence.
Hoping you are the same
Yours truly
EASHIMURA TOGA.
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| by some twenty years ago with
colored man who declared he saw it
| and was SO overcome the doctor had
difficulty bringing him back to con-
| seriousness.
! haunts the region. She is tall and
beautiful. Those who see her sud-
denly become chilled.
A curious ghost, said to dwell in
the Dahlgren we'll, takes the likeness
of ones self. To see it means death
within two weeks.
There is no doubt that the monu-
ment is the first ever formally dedi-
Gated to Washington. according to a
report of the Librarian of Congress.
The Baltimore monument, though be-
gun in 1915, was not completed until
1929, two years after that on the
mountain. The great monument in
Washington was completed long after
the civil war, and soldiers in the city
used to sing a song running, wash
ington, first in peace, first in war
and last to get monument"
THOSE who built the mountain
memorial were inspired by a
serious purpose. They personally re-
membered the peerless leader and
were just beginning to realize the
breadth Of his vision and statesman
ship.
With the exception of the firing of
a volley by squad of revolutionary
soldiers and q reverent address by a
clergyman, Mr.. Clingham, whose re-
mains rest in the Reformed Church
cemetery at Boonsboro. there were no
formal exercises.
The stones were not bound by ce-
ment or mortar. The men OF those
days were experienced in building
stone fences which stand today and
which this generation cannot dupli-
cate for durability. They applied
their art to the monument, taking
the stone from the rock tract as they
found it, but even today the structure
has remarkably smooth. symmet-
rical facade.
Among those who contributed their
labor were Samuel Smith, Jonathan
Shaffer, Henry Nyman. Jacob Brant-
ner, John Fritz, Samuel Degenhart,
John Stonebraker, Samuel Meredith,
Patrick Quinn. Daniel Itenyer. Jacob
Smith and John Belts. many of whose
offspring now live nearby.
The Hagerstown Torchlight of
July. 1927. printed the following ac-
count of the dedication:
Washington Monument, BOOnsbOro.
Pursuant to previous arrange
ments, the citizens of Boonsboro as
sembled at the public square on the
4th instant, at half-past o'clock in
the morning, to ascend the Blue
Rocks for the patriotic purpose of
erecting a monument to the memory
Of him whose name stands at the head
of this article. This spot was selected
in consequence of the great facility
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be instead of going around with a
long face the way like now
3. Suffrage would be granted to all
male citizens over 81 that tipped the
beam at 200 lbs. or better, and ali
adult females weighing over 17ae
4. Grocery stores and markets
would be prohibited from selling any
foods except starches. fats and
sweets.
Those is just a few of the details
of the scheme and the rest OF them
could be worked out as need arose
and might state in conclusion how ]
come to think of the idear.
Well, 1. happened to be setting III
a card game the other night with :
otisers, of whom besides myself was
ges9ts and at first ! kept wondering
to myself why was il felt so happy
as I am generally always miserable
in a card game on acct. of not having
no luck. Well my luck wasn't no
better than usual SO I had to look
for another reason and it finely come
TO me like 4 flash. The other gents
in the game was also loosing their
hair.
Copyright, 1921
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even hills of San Frisco" negotiate
8. Wanda, Japanese socialist. I'm
addition to that he say following
poem:
California offers
Sunkist Rays
all fruits axcept one kind
|. Which we have none of.
California offers
Redwood groves, bean farms.
Emotion picture industry.
Tho handsomest police force in the
world,
Spanish scenery
Swedish massage.
And the very Hall where AK Candi-
date Cox
Was sunk without a trace.
In addition to all this
We offer
tFree)
The greatest benefat ever in
vented in heaven
Need l mention what it isl
'Unnecessary!,. decry Sydney
Katsu jr. I'VE are now coming to
the Kalifornia Klimate"
THE Kalifornia Klimate are like
the Garden of Eden,'' report Bunkio
Saguchi.
ut are" evaporate Sydney, "and like
the Garden of Eden we have heard
so much about it we cannot feel ex-
cited any more"
What had st. Louis to offer. if any
thing?" requesh Uncle Nichi. who are
fond Of puzzles.
she offer the Mrs. Sippi River and
a balloon race" peruse Bunkio Sa-
guchi. 'In additional to that Hon.
Chicago nominate her home town be-
cause Hon. Charlie Boeschenstein
point with prides to the Hall what
has elected Presidents whenever il
wants to. Also. he hoila. Chicago are
the birthplace of Gen. Charlie Dawes
What. could defeat it after that, ex-
cept Judge Morgan ]. O'Brien of n.
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lishments. turn out immense quaint
ties of cut small briiliants" of the
highest quality, accounted for, doubt
less quite truthfully, as Coming
from Antwerp" st. Claude, also, cuts
rubies, sapphires, and a large guam
tity of valuable emeralds, all extern
stvely and all from Antwerp" ana
'cut in France to economic on i'm
port duties and difficulties
According to rumors OF Antwerp
and Paris, the precious stones have.
in the first instance, reached Antwerp
via French and Belgian airplanes.
1.-THE great thing" says van X.
lis not to stampede the worlds dia-
mond market. Never were there so
many diamonds needed. The worlds
commerce de luxe is going for dia-
monds In such a way that more than
double the conservative estimates OF
the trust (Which would be hostile)
can be absorbed annually. without
any notice being taken of the fact"
Antwerp, Strasburg, Lyons, Mar
settles, Oran and Leopoldyille in the
Congo.
Such is already known in the two
countries as the great patriotic safe
guard of France and Belgium against
the coming war of aggression which
is bound, in the next twenty years, to
fall upon them in the cruel and mer-
cenary manner of 1914, with the black
passion of wrong-headed revenge to
make it more cruel and more mer-
cenary.
The diamonds must be marketed
at Antwerp, promptly, quietly and
discreetly. For there is an enemy.
the diamond trust, which watches.
impotent but powerful. i
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Y. with mention of more money than
Hugo SHINES has got marksT
Il contribute this" yall Cousin Nogi
from his 2 feet. IN. Y. tcity) are the
I. Deel place for Convention"
"Why SO is?" snarled 1o1 Japanese
Thinkers in unicorn.
Because this" he jar. "Objeck of
Conventions are to make a noise, are
not? Well, then. In city like New
York those Delegates will have all
the noise furnished freeh by the
munishipaiity. When VIM G. Mikado
are Illuminated df ever) or Oscar I'm
derwood are chosen Gf at alD
the Elevated RR, the subway
explosions g. traffic congestion will
bring down the house without the
use of human lungs. / do not think
you are fare to y. Y. to say such
mean things about 1t. You should
give the devil his dew.
4 T this juncture in the debat, Mr..
Editor. I come TO my legs with
electric eyes and shoot forth a brite
I. D. (patented).
Hon. Chair, Ladies & Thinkers" I
combust, LAS Hon. VoIstead said
while hanging a wreath of water
lilies on the tomb of Omar Cayenne.
The best time to change your mind
are when it are too late So let us
work with toe & nail to make that
Dem. MI. Comm. ashamed of him.
self. Let us think up a new city
where Hon. Convention can be held
without Wall Street jumping in and
tempting Hon. Charlie Murphy to de-
part from the simple principles of
Democracy what have made him
what he am
(which city would you snuggest,
If any?' require Bunkio Saguchi
urcastically.
Shelby, Mont" I orratorio. set
ting neglected on the bounder plains
of the open perarie & West Side this
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OF FATS AND LEANS
Ring Lardner Says Misery Loves Company

" o the Editor: One of the saddest
things about life is that so few
people is satisfied with them
L selfs and don't wish they was
some one else and etc. and you can't
get on intimate terms with no family
without finding out that the wife is
too fat and trying to get thin like
Irene Castle or the husband is too
skinny and trying to be a big man
like Jack Dempsey or vice versa
Some men are so short that you
keep tripping over them on the st.
and on the other hand a good many
gals is tall enough so as they always
got to be on their guard for the fear
that linemen will come along and
string wires on them. In either and
all cases the situation is enabarrass-
ing to the parties and their rela-
tives, and Congress don't seem to
take no interest in it.
OF the people that amt right in
one way another, the big majority
belongs to the class that is over
weight. In spite of the fact that
prices of food Is double and treble
what they was 10 and 90 yrs. ago why
it seems like they's twice as many
cases now as they was then Of people
that is too fat or afraid they will
get too fat and when you go to a
dinner party where the guests Is
suppose to be having a good time,
why so or 80 of them, men and women
alike. wishes they could eat more or
realize they are eating too much and
they look so miserable that neither
them or their friends can't enjoy
thmselfs. The ailmeRt has become so
widespread that a person can't tell a
story about q fat man or mention the
word fat without two-thirds OF the
audience thinks you are taking a dig
at them.
Well, the magazines and news
papers Is full of ads In regards to
how to get thin which reads a whole
lot better than they work, so I don't
want nobody : to think that in this
article am trying to sell systems Of
diet or pills or belts that will bring
you back to normalcy.
But what I am trying to do is to
set forth what I believe is the only
common senss solution OF the prob.
lem and a. am making the sugges-
ton free and without no personal
interest only to be of benefit TO red
FLOODED fat people and mankind in
general. why you can either take 1t
or leave 1t alone.
X
r IKE radio and airships and all
H. other great Inventions, my idear
may at first sound kind OF silly. but
when you think it over, 1t turns out
to be worse than simple. In . word
the scheme calls for 4 general redis-
tribution Of citizens or . segregation
Of same 20 that people Of one shape
would all live together in one place.
That 10. they would be q town in
every state set aside for the exclusive
use OF tat folks only, whore II would
be vs.. the law for . skinny person to
SGT thoir e.
The tdear being, Of course, that
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with which the materials were fur
nished. A little more than the foun-
dation had been laid the day before.
which enabled us to proceed without
delay to the grand design before us.
The men seemed actuated by a spirit
of zeal and ardor almost bordering
on enthusiasm.
about IL o'clock we heard a very
appropriate eXtempore address from
the Rev. Mr.. Clingham. gentleman
of the revolutionary period. whose
warm patriotism, animating consti-
tuition rendered infirm by age and
bad health, induced him to bear all
fatigue and danger to accomplish the
purpose of his heart.
about l o'clock we partook Of
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cold collation.. as our object was not
to crafty our pampered> appetftes;
consequently no sumptuous arrange
ments had been made-neither were
toasts prepared for the occasion-but
we enjoyed more heartfelt satisfac-
ton In partaking Of our simple fare
than the most costly or highly sea-
soned dishes would have afforded.
Our thoughts and food were both
highly spiced with the contemplation
of our work, thereby needing no
stimulants to excite an artificial ap-
petite.
"At the conclusion of our labors.
about o'clock. the Declaration of
independence was read from one of
the steps Of the monument, preceded
by some PREDATORY observations,
after which several saiutes Of infan-
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Wallace Irwin Letters of japanese Schooboy.

To Editor The Star, who will stay
excited over P6liticks until Base
Ball News begin
IN EAREST SIR: The Japanese
Thinking Society. Of who I
arenow tho Hon. Doorkeep-
err. come together unex-
pectedly last night above HeIfinger's
Hall where 1t Is. Cause of that alarm
were Democratick NIL Convention
which will be shot Off in N. Y. (city)
without asking opinion of Japanese
residence of America who feels in
suited as usual.
Hon. Eunkio Saguchi, Japanese pa
triot, occupy the Speaking Chair and
commence knocking at pm. RR
time.
Il will now make the keyhole
speech of this Convention" he mar
rate madly. IN. Y. (city) that swell
ed up headquarters Of Pump & Power
has gained another victory over vir-
tue by smothering Hon. Isadore
Dockweiler (Natfve Son Of the Cold
en- Waist) to death under 10 tons of
certified checks.
What chance have simple minded
Jeffersonian Democrats got, by gol-
~, coming from small but virtuous
towns like Chicago, St. Louis and San
Frisco with nothing In their pock-
cts but 20O0O0s & u of that in
slightly soiled Libbity Bonds? Fellow
Thinkers, ] enjoy disgust. Dollar
Democracy have come to spoil the
Penny Patriotism of our Ann Sisters"
'Perhapsly n. Y. (city) need that
Convention so to add to her pupula-
tion." suggests Scipio Shimba, Jap
anese spy.
she got too much population al
ready" reject Bunkio saguchi. 'Tn
factly. she got too much of everything
Too much subways. too much Tam
many Hall, too much gasolene.
Il were once in NY. (city)," die
tate Arthur kickahajama with giggly
voice, ITO attend a NIL. Cndertakers
Banquwet. ] had such a jollified time
watching the twinkle-s shows & 100
legged cab-hurrays. that I forgot to
make my speech"
"YES indeediy." relate Bunkio
peevly. "These twinkle shows
& cab-hurrays Will be a very wrong
candition for that Convention. You
remember what Hon. Murray Hullbut
(who are mayor of n. Y when Hon.
John Hylan are sick) say about n. Y.
at MI Dem Comm? He say-so, ". Y.
offer following vampire lures to mid
dle-aged Delegates, wishing an AK
cuse to get away from Home Life:
1-1,5OO Hotels
$1,000 Park Benches
$1,000 Side Doors to places lab
eled Drug Store
4-Sleeping Places for those who
can't get slumber in Hotels:
a-Churches
b-Synagogues
c--Symphony Concerts.
5--Charritible Institutions for those
who come tosN. Y. to keep
awake:
a-Coney Island
b-The Midnight FolIies.
G-Medicine Square Garden. home
of Tex Richard, ebay Bisickie
Races and Cowboy Round
ups.
"All that Hon. hurry Hullbutt Of
fer with violets in his voice." dib
Bunkio Saguchi, land on top of that
he place 205,000S. Against all those
what did Hon. Isadore Dockweiler
have to promus for San Frisco?"
He promus the Pacific Ocean, Col
dy Gate, even temperature and I'M