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there will be curved lines, even in his
cheeks.
Well-developed mirthfulness takes
one through many difficulties easily.
It takes one to the newsstands to buy
comic.' stories. Mirthfulness is al
ways memorizing these stories, and
chief also springs from this faculty,
and when 1t Is well developed the lndi-
vidual always has history of play
ing ..-anks on others at school. espe-
clally when veneration in the upper
head at the rontanelle Is not large.
No clown, wit. humorist or comedian
ever lived without mirthfulness.
20. 1928. Western Newspaper Union.)
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$4,000 ARE ACCUSED
UNDER BLUE LAWS

Jersey City, N. j., March 10.-The
county grand jury will consider tomor-
row the cases Of $4,000 violators of
"blue laws" passed in 1898.
Throughout the county yesterday the
police enforced the law strictly, sum-
moning the owners of drug, confec-
tionery, fruit and other stores, barber
shops, delichtessen stores, restaurants,
theaters, saloons and news stands.
Supreme Court Justice Minturn had
asked that steps be taken to indict all
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guilty Of wilfully violating the laws,
after church organizations had con-
Quoted q vigorous campaign against
Sunday movies. The penalty for viola
tion of the laws is u.
No action was taken yesterday
against radio hfoadcasting, but the po.
lice in Jersey City construed two pas.
sion plays AZ violation Of the law.
Boys playing marbles were not mo-
Tested, but the police threaten to take
action against them next Sunday.
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lfInterruntlons Come.

So long rs there Is work to 90 there
will be interruptions, breaks In lis
progress. And 1t is n part of ones
character growth to bear these timely
or untimely Interruptions without any
break In good temper or courtesy.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-13
No Chance for . Bet.

From all accounts of grade cross
ing encounters we have read we have
formed the unshnkable conviction that
a locomotive can always lick an auto
mobile.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-13

A telephone company has issued in
structions to subscribers as to how to
call number. But what really is
needed is instructions on how to get an
answer when you do call.
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Foolish Question NO. 4 ~

Mrs. Newlywed-I'll take this pair
of pajamas, and charge them, please.
Harry Ragland-Who are they for?
Mrs. Newlywed (hotly)-My hus-
band, Of coursel
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Billy Farnum says the fellow who
operates a limburger factory isn't
bothered by people sticking their nosei
in his business.
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9:45 a. m.-Sunday school.
11:00 a. m.-Morning worship.
t2METHoDIsT
The pastor will talk on the theme,
"The World g Need.' Certain Creeks
came to the disciples of Christ long
ago and said, "We would see Jesus"
The same call is coming to the disci-
pies Of Christ today. You are cordially
invited to all the services Of the
church. Come and enjoy the message
of song that the choir is preparing for
you.
$3.50 p. m.-Junior League.
$3.50 p. m.-Epworth League.
1880 p. m.-Evening worship.
The pastor will review and comment
upon the play Of Charming Pollock,
''The Fool" There is a great mes
sage here for Christians, from the
greatest success Of years offering of
drama. The world could well stand
having many more fools of the kind
that Rev. Daniel Gilchrist was. Re
member the special music by the choir.
Our service Of Gong carries with it
real message Of worship.
PHILIP D. NORvEDL, Pastor.
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Too often, says Red Moscon, expert
ence is what one gets when he is look
ing for something else.
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Frank Delaney says a fellow who
ism It willing to work to help himself
isn't worth helping, and a fellow who
prefers crime to honest labor deserves
no mercy when he gets caught. Too
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Misunderstood

Erie Hubbard Ito wife)-IH have
to have this twitching eye of mine
taken care of. Every time 7 wait on
a man customer, the first thing I know
he winks at me, and says, "Don t
care if I do.''
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much sentimentality over the hardened
criminals is partly the cause of the
increase in crime.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-13

A hick town is place when the mar
who carries a cane is a guest in the
community.
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Hollywood are from pistols.
I woke to look upon a face
Silent, white and cold;
oh, friend, the agony felt
Can never be told.
We'd lived together by a year,
Too soon, it seemed to see
Those gentle hands outstretched and
still
That toiled so hard for me.
My waking thoughts had been or one
Who now to sleep had dropped;
Twas hard to realize, oh, friend,
Ny Ingersoll had stopped.
It isn't your position, says John
Schultz, but your disposition, that
makes you happy.
Barnette Napier says a few more
presidential candidates and the polit-
ical ring will look like a rummage
sale of hats.
Our Own Invention
Soup gun for gentlemen with whisk-
ers.
Lawrence Dever says it is getting
SO the only drivers who will give Pc
destrians a lift are motormen.
The Woman in the Case
"But why refer to our clothing case
as 'she'r"
'Because it hard to shut up at
night
Mostly on the Surface
Beauty used to be skin deep, but it
doesn't often go that far any more.
The police usually incline to the sui
eide theory unless the man is married.
Frank Delaney says fellow who
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Howdy! You're always harping on
that, replied the soul, pointing to st.
Peter :, celestial ukcla,e.
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Proaresa.

When you trip up, fall forward and
get up farther along.-The Mennonite.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-13
A Poor Business.

The most .proftless thing to manu-
facture is excuses.-The Mennonite.
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Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust;
If the Landlord don't get us
The income tax must.
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FIRST CHURCH OF
CHRIST SCIENTIST
80 Cooper Avenue

80 Cooper Avenue
Sunday school 10 q. m.
Sunday services II a. IN.
Subject for next Sunday morning,
Substance"
Wednesday evening service p. m
Reading room open on Wednesda!
afternoon from 2 to 4 o'clock.
Old papers for sale at this office.
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Gods Requirement.
God wants your obedience. not your
patronage.-Gospel Herald
Prayer.

Prayer.
Prayer is thought sent Heaven.
ward.--Phillips Brooks
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I;aagch s,4 ,4!!1lE|
Sun1dB S1a'lIs

Copy for notices under this heading
must be in this office by Wednesday
Noon.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH
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PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Preaching services at IL a. m. and
1880 p. m.
Christian Endeavorer, one-half hour
commencing promptly at p. m.
Midweek meeting on Thursday At
1880 p. m.
We extend cordial invitation to all
to worship with US.
]. P. CLARK, Minister
1912 Cooper Ave. Phone 181.
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OCAL pOSTOEElCE !
Il INFORMATION !

5-stt*t<"
Lobby doors open from s .. m. to
$3.50 p. m.
Postoffice windows open from 8 q.
m. to 8 p. M, daily, except Sundays
and holidays.
OUTGOING MAILS CLOSE
For the East
NO. 10. S:4o p. m.
No 800 p. m.
No 2-is not a mail train.
For the West
No. I................... $500 p. m.
No. 3................. $500 p m.
No. is (daily e1. Sunday 11:00 .. m.
Aspen Branch. ............ 7:1O .. m.
Train No. Is carries closed pouches
for Silt, New Castle, Rifle, Grand va-
10y and Grand Junction, only.
ARRIVAL OF MAILS AT
POsTOFFICE
From the East
NO. L. .o:UU .. III.
No. $3.50 q. M.
No. Is. .11:30 .. m.
From the West
NO. 4. .O:oU - III.
No. 1e. Observation-Disclosures. 4:10 p. m.
No. 2 is not a mail train.
Aspen Branch. .3:4O p. m.
Rural carriers and 3 leave office at
o .. m. except Sundays and holidays.
City carriers deliver and collect mail
in city district three times daily; in
resident district twice daily, except
Sundays and holidays.
Federal building corner Ninth and
Grand. Phone 1886.
Ollie THORsON, Postmaster.
JOHN B. Schultz,
Assistant Postmaster.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-13

The police usually incline to the sui
eide theory unless the man is married.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-13

Most of the rep,r's that com, fro,l
Hollywood are from pistols.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-13

Mostly on the Surface
Beauty used to be skin deep, but it
doesn't often go that far any more.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-13
WHY YOU ARE
WHAT YOU ARE
By EDNA PURDY WALSH
WHY ALL THE LAUGHSf

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Lesson for March 16
THE REIGN OF DAVID

LESSON TEXT = II Sam. 1856;
s:14. 10. (Read Sam. 1s to II Sam. 24.)
GOLDEN TEXT delight to do Thy
will. o my God.-Ps. 40:s.
PRIMARY TOPIC-A Shepherd Boy
Becomes King.
JUNIOR TOPIC-David and Goliath.
INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOP
IC-David a Character Study.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOP
IC-What David Achieved for Israel.
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Old papers for sale at this office.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-13
STATE OFFICIALS
DISTRICT OFFICIALS

Register U. s. Land Office. ......
Walter Spencer
Receiver u. S. Land Office. .........
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Lawrence Dever says it is getting
SO the only drivers who will give Pc
destrians lift are motormen.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-11
Commodity Market News.

NEW YORK. March 11.-Weak'
ness in wheat over the weekend is
reflected in local flour markets,
which today is inactive and un-
settled. Leading consumers, who
contemplated making purchases on
account of President Coolidge's &C.
ton in raising the tariff from 80
to AZ cents a bushel on wheat and
Is cents a barrel on flour, have
temporarily withdrawn from the
market and again assuming a wait.
ing attitude.
Export demand for wheat and
flour has been further impeded by
the latest debacle in French francs,
and consequent nervousness in for
eign exchange markets. At az
cents for the franc, French i'm.
porters must pay more than five
times as much for American prod
ucts as in normal times, not con.
sidering the horizontal advance in
all prices that has taken place in
the meantime. ~.
Following the lead Of more i'm.
portant grain markets elsewhere,
the New York wheat market is un.
settled, with a tendency to slightly
lower prices. There has been moth
ing Of a distinctly bearish character
in the news to warrant downward
revision in values; but lack Of sup
port from bullish traders was EN-.
phasized as prices continued their
decline. The Governments report
on farm wheat reserves, showing q
total Of 1881 900 bushels, was
equal to expectations.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-11
n { v OFFERING
PLACED ON
MARKET
WUH
t'NHH"
1000, 900 Norfolk and
Western Railway Bonds
Offered Today.
BY MUNROE ROBERTS.
Copyright. 1924. by Cosmopolitan
News ServIco.)


y. NEW YORK, March 11.-Amer.
lean investments In the Argentine,
one Of the most prominent Of the
South American republics, today
constitute only about TN per cent
OF the total foreign capital employed
in the development Of that country.
The bulk Of American borrowing is
In form of Government bonds, pro-
ceeds Of which were used to refund
other loans coming due in the war
and postwar period. That Amer.
lean investors do not appreciate"
the attractiveness of Argentine
bonds 10 seen in the partial failure
OF the Argentine IS Of 1887, which
are now available points below the
issue price.
OF total of nearly three and
one-ha1f billion dollars Of foreign
capital invested. in the Argentide,
British investors hold securities re-
resenting $1,000 ,OOO, 900 Of that
amount. France has invested $685.
600. 900, Germany 1915. zoo, 900, the
United States $250.O00. goo, Holland
and Belgium $3.50, 900 900, and small.
er european nations an aggregate
OF $780, 100000. There have been no
SOtA~OAICA MONSuA0IlCS 10 ,W1I0OTaW
any OF these investments from
South America, despite unsettled in
ternational conditions prevailing the
last few years.
In addition to bond issues, credit
has been extended there on a broad
scale by American business corpO.
rations. This 10 following the prece-
dent established before the war by
European exporters, who built up
their business largely through ex.
tension Of liberal credits-tOo liberal
in the opinion Of many leaders of
American business.
The $12 100000 Norfolk and West.
tern railway company Az per cent
equipment trust certificates, an.
nOunced last week, were offered to.
day by a syndicate headed by Kean,
Taylor & Co., at prices to yield
from AIS to sos per cent. The
notes mature from October /, 1924.
to April l, 1894.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-11
INDUSTRY
FLOODED WITH
i. ORDERS
indications Point to Record
for First Six Months
Of 1924.
By w. s. COUSINS.
Copyright, 1924. by Cosmopolitan
News ServIce.)


NEW YORK. March 11.-All In
dications point to a record half
year for the automobile manufac-
turerS Of America in the first six
months Of 1924. So flooded have
been the principal manufacturers
with advance orders for spring
delivery that they have added mate
rally to plant capacity, and made
provisions for enormously increased
supplies Of raw material, accen.
series. tires, etc.
Production thus far this year, &C.
cording to a compilation BY the
Standard Statistics Company, has
run IS per cent ahead Of the CORE.
spending period Of 1928, and for the
first quarter Is expected to approx.
mate 100000 automobiles. Present
plans call for second quarter out.
put Of at least 1900, 900 automobiles
a mark which, IL not actually reach.
ed will probably be very closely ap-
preached.
The total output for the first half.
year, therefore, may reasonably be
expected to exceed 100000 cars.
while in the first half OF 1922 It
amounted to 1,152,551 automobiles,
AuCuUAuS uOLOr TRUCKS.
Sales Of automobiles have been
running in record breaking volume
since the turn Of the year, and. on
the basis of contracts already
placed, the spring season will esta6-
lish a new high total for all time.
This has been true regardless Of
the very general price increases
which have been inaugurated In
some Of the more popular makes
of cars.
These prices will doubtless be
reflected in a larger net return to
the manufacturers, though there
Is not much evidence that thew
have suffered from inadeouate
financial returns in the last few
years. One well know manufac.
turer has already attained the emf.
nent position of being the richest
man In the world through his
ability to produce as well as sell
the cheapest gasoline buggy in the
world. He was also the pioneer in
bringing commodity prices down
from their high perch in the be.
ginning Of the "deflation move.
ment" in the latter part Of 1920.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-11
ELECTRIC INDUSTRY
W. SHOWS GOOD TOME

NEW YORK. March 11.-"Rusi.
ness In the electrical industry con.
tinues on a very satisfactory basis !"
today said the Electrical World
That 10 true In soite of a spirit
or caution which IL apparent in the
trade all over the country. Build.
ing construction, central station ex.
pansion and plentiful money are
stimulating influences.
Strong markets are reuorted
from all sections; business in New
England and the southeast il par.
ticularly good, and the Pacific
coast has responded to the breaking
OF a drought with q substantial
enlivening Of busin 9ss. The MAJ ket
for household appliances Including
ranges il exceedingly promising.
A very large, build ng program lies
ahead, and Central station expan.
sion continues uoabated. Indus.
trial buying n slusgish. with auto.
mobile manufacture and paper
mills providing the best market az
present Cor ELECTRICAL uaak@ialsss
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-11
Chicago Grain Market.

CHICAGO, March 11.-Grains were
lower and displayed weak tone at
the opening of the market here to.
day.
Wheat started nos cent lower
on scattered selling and dropped
further as the decline ran into stop
loss selling. Trade. active, with
buying support weak.
Corn started unchanged to 70
cent lower, meeting with scattered
selling inspired by the weakness in
wheat. Commission houses filling
resting orders on the way down.
Oats started unchanged to y
cent lower, meeting with scattered
selling inspired by the weakness
In wheat. Commission houses filling
resting orders on the way down.
Oats started non cents lower
with scattered selling on the Gov.
eminent report and in sympathy
with wheat.
Provisions started steady for
lard; trade small.
Opening prices were:
Wheat, May, $1.09h @1.09%; July,
$1.O91k @1.O9H; September. $1.10% @
1.1Ok. ~.
Corn. May, Soh @So& cents; July
S1M cents; September, S1A @S1%
cents.
oats, May, 47@47A cents; July
ASH @45A cents.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-11
ROADS IN DEBT
S407,464,808
TOU.S s.
Sen. Shipstead Contrasts the
Way the Nation Has Treated
Railroads and Farmers.
BY TOM EVERETT,
Cosmopolitan News Service.

United States Senator Henrik
Shipstead Of Minnesota today de.
clared that the railroads Of the
country owe $407, 464. SOs.97 bor-
rowed money to the United States
government.
In addition, he said, the railroads
have received from the Government
$4,000 square miles Of public lands.
He said this is the same Govern
ment which has refused to give the
world war veterans a dollar OF
bonus; the same Government which
haggles like a loan-shark over bill
to enable bankrupt farmers to start
over again. Shipstead said:
The Government has outstand-
Ing loans to railroads amounting to
$4O7, AGA, S08.97. I have heard moth
ing said about the leaning Of that
money being paternalistic and de-
moralizing the character Of the rail-
road owners.
1.-THE Government has given to
the railroads one-fourth of Mime
sofa and Washington, one-fifth Of
Wisconsin, Iowa, Kansas, North Da-
kOta and Montana, one-eighth OF
lana.
Land Grants to Roads.
"The Northern Pacific has re-
ceived over 100000 acres; the
Southern Pacific 100000 acres;
the Union Pacific, $4,000, 900 acres;
the Santa Fe, 1900, 900 acres; the
Illinois Central, 100000 acres; the
Mobile and Ohio, more than 1,000,-
900 acres.
"The total acreage thus given by
the public to the railroads was
more than $4,000 square miles
more than the total area Of Turkey.
It is greater by $4,000 square miles
than the territory Of the Empire OF
Japan. The land grants TO the
railroads constitute $4,000 square
miles more than the area Of Nor
way, and $4,000 square miles more
| than the area of Sweden. The
| Kingdom of Spain lacks, 10000
square miles and that of Italy 1872.
900 square mile Of being as large as
these land grants. The Republic OF
France, and the German Empire
contained about the same land area
before the outbreak Of the European
war;"
Larger Than France.
1.-THE free land gifts Of the Amer.
lean people to the railroads have
been, in round numbers, 100000
square miles in excess Of the area
| Of either France or Germany before
the world war"
''Those who charge that the pro-
| posal to loan $50,OOO,O0O of Gov
eminent money to farmers is pa
ternalistic and that such action
would demoralize the character of
the farmer, have little or nothing
to say about these grants Of money
| and land to railroads being pa
ternalistic, and I have heard from
no one that the character Of the
railroad owner has been democrat
| lied by them"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-11
STERILIZATION OF COAL
INDUSTRY IS EXPECTED
BY Cosmopolitan News Service.


NEW YORK, March 11.-Stabil-
pected to result from the recent
agreement reached between pro.
ducers and miners providing for
maintenance Of wages ct current
levels for the next three years, 1t
was reported today. However. in
the opinion OF some analysists Of
the situation, the process Of
sterilization will benefit consumers
rather than producers.
THE assurance furnished by the
agreement that production win be
uninterrupted by labor disputes for
the next three years, points to the
following conclusions" said the
Standard Daily Trade Service.
"A sharp decline in bituminous
production in 1924. probably repre-
senting a reduction Of 100000. 900
tons as compared with last years
output Of about 100000 tons.
lover the longer term stable
rate Of production in close con.
sOnance with day-to-day and month
to.month requirements OF the
principal consuming industries.
This will mean the closure Of high
cost mines now able to operate
only in periods Of rising prices and
lat times when labor difficulties
accelerate demands.
Greater stability Of prices. with
quotations over at least the next
three years fluctuating within q
more narrow range than at any
time in the past ten years.
For the present, a renewal OF
the downward trend of quotations
until consumption Of reserves
(which recently reached record
levels in anticipation Of a possible
strike on April u has proceeded far
enough to bring consumers again
generally into the market"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-11
STOCK PRICES
SHOW FIRM
s.
TONE
General Electric, Corn Prod
ucts, and Other Leaders
Make Gains.
By III. j. DUIZEND.
Copyright, 1924. by Cosmopolitan
News Service.)


=. News Service.)
NEW YORK, March 1.-THE
stock market struck a firmer tone
In the first two hours trading to-
day. There was little significance
to the movement, being the result
Of moderate short covering by spec
ulators, who sold yesterday and
were unable to press their advan.
tage at the opening.
Lack of buying power in the
previous session gave bears renewed
courage in early dealings. Failure
Of the administration proposal for a
26 per cent reduction in the nation g
income tax bill before payments
were due March Is and reports Of
shading Of steel prices in Eastern
centers were seized upon as an ex-
cuse for the initial pressure. The
market, however, lent a deaf ear to
destructive tactics and operations
Tor the decline were soon abandoned.
A stiffening tendency became ap-
parent in subsequent trading.
Some high priced industrials at
eracted particular attention because
OF their firmness, notably General
Electric. Corn Products and Ameri-
can Can.
Fluctuations in general were mar
now, except in cases where special
developments were of sufficient i'm
portance to force prices beyond the
fractional limit set by the list.
Stocks Of mercantile establish.
n1ents showed "appreciable gains in
response to the great prosperity en-.
1oyed. Associated Dry Goods ad-
vanced to- a new high at 100h and
May Department Stores rose nearly
, points. American Sugar, on the
other hand, was distinctly weak due
to the expectation of an unfavorable
showing in the 1923 report, while
Wilson & Co. dropped to a new low
Tor the year. Loose. Wiles was
stimulated by the clearing away of
all back dividends on the second
preferred.
The annual statement Of Mack
Truck impaired firmness to- the en-
tire motor group. Oils were favored
prices. Expectation Of favorable
dividend action by Pan.America1
directors was reflected in a moderate
advance in the stock.
Colorado Fuel appeared under re-
newed accumulation.
Railroads were neglected, except
Norfolk and Western, which attained
q new high above 1870, buying being
based on reports that negotiations
Tor leasing the road to the Pennsyl-
vania were under way.
Call money renewed at ~ per
cent