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Evening star., 1924-11-07
SIAMESE PRINCE HERE
TO ATTEND HARVARD
Wilson Son-in-Law, Accompanying
Him, Goes to Europe in
Opium Fight.
By the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Presa
SEATTLE, Wash, November T.
Prince Sivavougse kunjara, great
grandson Of q former King Of Siam
and son of Phya Sri Kridakara- Lord
Chamberlain of Siam. arrived yester-
day aboard the steamship President
Jefferson from the Far East, with DR..
Francis B. Sayre. adviser in foreign
affairs for the Siamese government
and sonin law Of the late Presi-
dent Woodrow Wilson.
Prince kunjara has made a study
Of mechanics and engineering and is
en- route to enter Harvard University.
DR.. Sayre is bound for European
capitals on a diplomatic mission for
the King of Siam, who. according to
DR.. Sayre. Is seeking to end traffic In
opium through his country. DR.. Sayre
said he aims to effect new treaties
with Great Britain. France, Italy and
some other countries.
Evening star., 1924-11-07
Baby Coughs Up Safety Pin.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
HAGERSTOwN, Md, November T.
For three days a nine month -old
child Of Mr.. and Mrs. Lester 1se-
minger. near this city. has been des-
perately Ill with a malady which has
baffled physicians called to diagnose
it Today the baby, during a violent
fit, coughed up an open safety pin.
Physicians say 1T will recover.
Evening star., 1924-11-07
FRANCE PLANS TO MEET
U. S. RHINELAND OUTLAY
Premier Herriot Submits Proposal
for Reimbursing Cost Of Army
Of Occupation.
By the Anpcia ted Pres.

By the A.Ocia ted Press.
PARIS, November 7-Premier Her
riot, as minister of foreign affairs
yesterday laid before the Chamber OF
Deputies q proposal calling for rati-
fication OF tho agreement for the re-
endorsement Of the United States for
the costs of maintenance of the
Evening star., 1924-11-07
Burglar Steals Jewels.

Using ladder to reach the second
floor of 1881 Ellicott street a burglar
last night entered the room of Miss
Alberta Nichols and stole a bracelet
valued at $25 and IS in cash.
Evening star., 1924-11-07
THREE FOUND DEAD.
Bodies Of Men, Believed Gas Vic
Tins, Identified.

CHESTER, Pa, November THE
bodies OF three men nelioved to have
died from gas poisoning were found
yesterday in an apartment The men
were said to have been dead IL hours.
Gas was flowing from three open jets
under pans Of food on Z stove.
The bodies Of two Of the victims were
identified az those Of Walter Birney and
Edward Birney. his brother. Tho third
body Us believed to be that Of Thomas
Bates. 4 guest Of the BtrneyR
Evening star., 1924-11-07

The bridge chapel at Rotterdam,
England - almost 450 years old-has
been. in turn. an almshouse, q gaol
and a cigar store.
Evening star., 1924-11-07

American army OF occupation in tho
Rhineland. The agreement was. ap-
proved by tho foreign affairs COM
mittee Of the Chamber in May, 1923.
Representatives OF the United
States and OF the allied powers sign
ed an agreement in Paris. May 25,
1923. providing for repayment to the
United States of $250,000,000. the
costs Of the American Army IN tho
Rhineland. Under the agreement,
payment was to be made in IL equal
installments. with interest
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
Making Change In New York.

A thin little man with long
beard and big bundle, boarded a
Second avenue car at Fifth street
the other day, says the New York
Sun, and when the conductor came
around handed up 81 bill and ask
ed for transfer to the Fourteenth
street line.
The conductor handed the passen-
ger half dollar. quarter and three
dimes. The thin little man saw the
three dimes and quickly thrust his
change in hts pocket. He didn't
wait until the car got to Fourteenth
street, but alighted at Eighth street
When he had gone passenger said
to the conductor:
"You gave that man three dimes
instead of two"
The conductor did not smile. but
said:
did I? Well, he'll have a devil of
a time getting rid of the half dol
lar"
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
storx Of MladIrected Enerax.

Frances, a girl of 10. was destined
by her mother to be fine musician.
While still a little child she was
taught TO read the notes and her
tiny fingers were placed on the key
board. Year in and year out the child
was obliged to practise, and she ac
quired measured amount OF skill,
but her playing was wooden and spirit.
less. In despair, her mother said to
her: what do you expect to be
when you are grown up?"
The girl sighed. when am grown
up, mother If l have q house OF my
own the first thing I shall do viii be
to order the piano chopped up for
kidding wood. ] want to be e doc
tor"
AS time passed musical studies
were dropped, and duly Frances went
10 the medical college. At last shs
was allowed liberty to grow in her
own proper direction. She is q sue
cessful physician. treating nervous
disorders with rare sympathy and UNI
derstanding.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
a truthful versle4.

Fargo. N. D.. once boosted com
posite postmaster and coroner. He
was called one day to give his verdict
upon the case of a stranger who had
been the victim Of a fit on the main
street.
AS the man was known to nobody,
he was hurried to the much priced
new city hospital according to Sue
cess. There the case was diagnosed
as appendicitis. but when the opera
ton took place the attending surgeon
discovered that the patient had been
previously relieved Of his appendix
The doctor endeavored to retract
his steps. but the strange man died
from the effects of the operation.
The postmastercoroner, in render
Ing his verdict, filled in the space
after Cause OF Death" with a rubber
stamp which read. Opened by Mis-
take"
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
The Answer.

Mrs. Amelia E. Barr. the noted
novelist, was addressing group o.
beautiful girl graduates in New York
City.
1.-The girl graduate" she saids
"enters upon life with the deter.
mination to find out the why and
wherefore of everything. It is . fine
determination. but life is very COM
pick, and most of the girl graduates
attempts to discover why's and where
fors will end liAe the landlubber's
"A landlubber, you know, crossing
the Atlantic for the first time, said
to sailor:
why is it that you call that spar
over there the jib-boon?'
Whatever else the sailor answeSs
ed, could you call TT"
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
PROBLEM FOR rHEssRAkEmAN
Worked Passage for Distressed
Woman by lively Wit.

Worked Passage for Distressed
Woman by Lively Wit.
A young man on certain excursion
train noticed poor woman who stood
up and searched her pocket wildly.
-Been robbed, ma ann" he inquired.
"Oh, no." she answered; but it's
just as bad. I've lost my ticket and
I've got no money. The railroad VIII
arrest me for fraud"
Wen" said the young man, "I've
got no money either; but here, take
my ticket and III give the brakeman
a problem"
When the brakeman came through,
the young man, to confuse him kept
moving about the car. Finally,
though, re was cornered.
Tickets" said the brakeman.
you've got my ticket" said the
young man.
Il haven't got it" said the brake
man.
yes. yoa have"
Wen see about this. I'll call the
the conductor"
When the conductor came he said
to the young man with a scowl:
where's your ticbet?"
He's got my ticket" was the
reply. See IL he hasn't got ticket
with small piece off the corner"
why. yes. you have. jim There
It is" said the conductor reproach-
fully.
And here's the piece" said the
young man. See If it doesn't fit"
1t fitted and the conductor and
brakeman went off arguing and gesti-
culating.
81 thought that was a problem they
wouldn't answer" said the young man.
Detroit Free Press.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
Not ASKING Much.

The multimillionaire was uncer-
tain.
but how DO know you can SUP
port my daughter in the manner to
which she has been accustomed?" he
demanded obviously.
The imported no5leman smiled
blandly.
81 will go re test" he volunteered.
what test?"
81 will lif with you one year and
sec how she is accustomed and zen
/ will know what to say"
But 1usl then James, the footman.
liberated the $1,000 bulldog.-Chicago
News.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
THE PLEASURE OF sossINo.
Gam Paid Jim to Cut Grass While
he Bossed.

Sam Paid Jim to Cut Grass While
he Bossed.
Mr.. s. offered a young colored
man Is cents to cut the grass about
his home. Returning few hours
later, Mr.. s. saw the darby who
he hired lying in the shade of some
trees watching another darby cut the
grass.
What's the matter. sam2" in.
quired Mr.. s..
'Nawthin, sah." returned the negro.
placidIy. Yin tes happened along and
done offered to take the job often my
hands. an Flowed he could do ies' as
well as All could, sah."
"Oh, It's all right, Sam. suppose
you are making something off the deal.
aren't your" Mr.. s. queried.
amused at the lordly air of Sam.
mo. sah." replied Sam. 81 done
tole that Jim II give him two bits to
cut that thar grass"
1.-TWO bits!" exclaimed Mr.. S..
why, Sam, you are an awful fool.
That is 10 cents more than am going
to pay you"
Eyes, sah," Sam rejoined. amiably.
Il know dat. sab; but ! cale'iate it's
wuth 10 cents for me to be boss for
a whole Afternoon. sab. "-IIarpef's
Magazine.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
A PERJuRED PAIR.
It was the Keepers Dog Not q Hare
They Shot.

- was e"C sNSSPc' . NoS wv = stoto
They Shot.
Hire Sistem, the great furniture
king, having made his pile. had sett
led down to the pursuits Of a country
gentleman. He invited his friend
Plane Figger to make stay with
him.
One day, armed with the latest ap-
planes for dealing out sudden death
to anything in the game line. he and
his friend trudged over the brown
burrows; but at the end Of three hours
they were still looking for something
to start the bag with.
Suddenly a hare got up. Bang!
came from Hire Sistem. Bangl from
Figger. and over went the four-footed
one.
MY hare!" shouted the exfurniture
king.
My hare!" cried his friend.
They argued for ten minutes as tn
whose weapon had worked the mis-
chief Then the keeper was called up
to adjudicate.
You'd take your oath it's your
are. would your he turned to Hire
Sistem fiercely.
IF necessary, certainly"
"And you'd swear 'twar your 'are?"
truculeutly to Plane Figger.
81 would"
Then, think yourself Jolly lucky
you're escapin' seven years apiece for
perjury, COS it 'appens ter be my
dogl "-S2are Moments.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11

Michand finds steady fall In the
birth rate of men of talent, from New
England westward. In New England
out of every 100000 births Sd are
those Of men OF talent: In New York
that number falls to Sd, IN Ohio 20
10, In Indiana to Ii, in Illinois TO 10,
In Missouri to 6. In Kansas to 2, In
Colorado to i. This was learne0
By comparing by states the number Of
persons whose names appear in q
directory Of those prominent In pubic
life, the arts and scfsnces and liter
airy pursuits with the total nunbeH O.
persons born, The ohectAon, Of
course. 90 these statistics is that a
great many of theseaesen as, for In
stance, in New Pork City, are not
natives. and aaser they have become
famous ana prosperous hare broad
ened their field Of work by moving
to larger center Of activity. where
opportunities are greater.
Bobbs-'sWhat does Brown want %
sell his burial lot fOr7"
Dobbs-:.Hs has Just had hts hss
Insured. : szzssAaazxs sAss. I
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
In and Out.

"After all, you know. there is room
for both men and women in this
world. Men have their work to do
and women have theirs"
st is the woman's work to provide
for the inner man, and 1t is the mans
to provide for the outer woman -
St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
Lost.

what makes dinner SO late to
d2y?" asks the guest of the little son
of the landlady OF the summer board
ing house which serves none but
homegrown vegetables and fruits.
ma lost the can opener" is the
explanation.-Judge.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11

My little four-year-old came in one
day with serious look on his face.
'What's the matter?" / asked.
"Dora's mad" he answered. Dora
was the cook.
"Who Is Dora mad atT'
"At Robert" he replied.
"Why," I asked, what did Robert
do to herr"
Made her mad" he returned
Observation-Disclosures
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
The Last Resort.

1--WE must go to some quiet inex-
ponsive Mace next summer" said the
nan who worries.
Great heavensi" exclaimed his
wife, Don't talk so grewsomely.
You know that there are no longer
any quiet or inexpensive places ex-
cept cemeteries Washington Star
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
The LlttIe Rox,a Complaint.

A little boy in Trenton, who has
but recently mastered his catechism.
confessed this disappointment therein
In the following terms:
'Say, dad, obey the fifth com
mandment and honor my father and
mother, yet my days are not bit
longer in the land, for I'm put to bed
every night at I o'clock just the
same. n-Lippincott's.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
Lucid.

81 see there was 'swatfast' at
the baseball park yesterday after
noon," said Mrs. Cutely. What does
that mean, dear?"
at MEANS" growled Mr. Cutely,
that the local slab artist developed
a glass arm at critical stage of the
game and let the visitors plant bingles
all over the lot. "-Birmingham Age
Herald.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
Too Much # q Good rhine.

A bag of peppermints sat beside
Uncle Ethan. Il always try" he said,
e"to be as broad-minded as 1 possibly
can be-"
But I can't help inclining to be-
licve." he went on, that no one
ought to chew gum and eat candy at
the same time. Youths Companion.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11

Men are always wanting something
hard to get, and, after they get it
they are not satisfied with It A cow
has more sense; when she eats her fill.
she lies down and chews her gum
and is satisfied. Nature should have
been equally kind to men and make
them content with a full stomach Of
food good for them.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
Ais Mack.

"And you give the giraffe only one
lump of sugar." asked the little boy
at the zozo.
"Oh, yes" replied the keeper; lone
lump goes long way with him. =
Yonkers Statesman
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
A chanos nf VOCATION

Mrs. Jackson-Mrs. Gabber Is
always busy.
Mrs. Johnson-Yes. when she isn't
running up bills she is running down
her neighbors. Boston Record.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
Urgent Need.
Register

From the Neepawa Register.
Manitoba:
Wanted, at once-Two fluent and
welIlearned persons, male or female,
to answer the questions of little
girl of three and boy of four; each
to take four hours per day and rest
the parents Of said children Apply
at the Register officer.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
cnuernmenf Rallroads.

Canada has altogether only 10000
miles of railroad. of which about 1000
miles are street and suburban lines.
operated by trolley. Over $4,000 miles
OF steam railway are owned by the
COWS emit and four ccnpaniea. -
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
Her ausnIcIon.

"Are you friend of the groom's
family?" asked the usher at the
church wedding.
81 think not" replied the lady
addressed; I'm the mother Of the
bride. "-Yonkers Statesman.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
TO- Much Of a strain.

sHow did weIlaby get into financial
difficuities?"
"He invested all his money In q
kaleidoscope machine and then broke
II trying to take pictures Of Roose-
welt in actien. Judge.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11

Ascum-I saw your wife at lne
dance last night She. certainly dio
look MAGNIFICENT BY the way, OLD
man. you're rather thin. aren't your
Muttley-I guess am. You See
we went to housekeeping recently
and arranged with my wife to give
her a certain allowance each week
81 nrovide for the table and buy
oIothes for herself Catholic Standard
end Times.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
The Joke on Her.

The Friend-Your wife doesn't ar-
pear to be in very good humor.
Husband--No; she thinks I've
invited you to dinnef.-Jean Qui Rit
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
Riches.

"What a prosperous looking man"
Eyes, indeed. He owns his automo-
bile free and clear. Detroit Free
Press.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
The Usual Result.

Eyes, Charles is as brave as stack
o. lions. Did you hear about his dar-
ing policeman to arrest him2''
sNo! Gee! what happened2"
'He was arrested. "-Cleveiand
Plain Dealer.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
Modern Chesterfield.

~Harker is the most polite man |
ever saw"
SLOW sof~
"Why, he actually tips his hat when
he talks to girl through the tele-
phone"
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
I'VE writer's have lot to put up
Her Nickname.

Little Johnny-Dad, there's a girl
at our school whom We call Post
cript"
Dad ostcrtpt?" Why do you
call her Postscript"
Little Johnny-Cause her name is
Adeline Moore.-Tit-Bits.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11
anoken hx tha card.

When women call they lie We their
cards. When men call they are apt to
.eave their chips.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-09-11

Carrye-T wish were half as pretty
as Ethel
Edith-What a silly wish!-Buffaio
News.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-25

so entertaining, so wonderful. |
have performed my part in the
great drama of life, bowling with
grace at all times and under all
circumstances to the inevitable,
recognizing Gods grace in my
longevity. | am proud today as
ever that have had the spirit and
courage so often tried to the ex-
IRENE end of endurance, always
conscious Of one who fought a
Still greater battle than | and Suf-
fercd more.
Let us not forget our younger
comrades of the World war who
perhaps are drifting. Help them
and keep them from drifting.
You may not know from where he
came,
You do not need to know his
name.
You only know he wore the drab /;
His hungry face now looks so sad.
FRANK HUBBELL.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-25
Derby Brings $4,000
to Woman Mil Worker

LondOn.-A little sweepstakes tick
ct, combined with Derby luck, has
placed a fortune of about 100000 in
the lap Of Yorkshire woman mill
worker, Mrs. Nellie Ford by name,
who drew Pnpyrus in the Otley clubs
fS0,OO9 sweepstakes. In which more
than 20O.OO0 players had taken a
chance Mrs. Ford is described Ms a
hard working woman who has spent
most of her life working In mill In
order to help support her large family.
The second prize Of nearly $4,000
and the third of $4,000 were won by
two men of moderate means. Sew
erai others have. been lifted from
penury to Easy street by the luck of
drawing winning horses in the numer.
GUS other sweepstakes held in Eng.
land
A London man won ahont 100000 In
the Meat Dealers sweepstakes, OF
which. he announces, he will give one,
third to a fund being raised to aid the
city hospitals. A young stenogrnpher
is better Off by about $4,000 by win,
ming the prize offered in the Cork hos.
pital draw, and street cleane, won
q like sum in another draw.
The Calcutta and London Stock Tx,
change sweepstakes have not yet been
announced. The former is worth
about $4,000 and the latter about
sf250O0.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-25
Edwin James Brown, Attorney
1908 L. G. Smith, Bldg, Seattle
Summons by Publication.

In the Superior Court of the
state of Washington for King
county.
Maren Jorgenson. plaintiff. VS.,
Ole Jorgenson, defendant.
State of Washinton to the said
Ole Jorgenson. defendant:
You are hereby summoned to
appear within sixty (60) days aft
er the date of the first publication
of this summons. to-wit: within
sixty (60) days after the 18th day
of January, 1924, and defend the
above entitled action in the above
entitled court, and answer the
complaint of the plaintiff, and
serve a copy of your answer upon
the undersigned attorney for
plaintiff at his office below stated;
and in case of your failure so to
do, Judgment will be rendered
against you according to the de-
mmd of the complaint, which has
been filed with the clerk of the
said court.
This is an action for divorce on
the grounds of cruelty and non
support.
EDWIN JAMES BROWN,
Attorney for plaintiff.
Office and p. O. address:
1908 Il. c. Smith Bldg, Seattle,
Washington, telephone Main
2460.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-25
Edwin James Brown and Ethan
Allen Peyser, Attorneys
l607-9 l.. C. Smith Bldg, Seattle
Summons by Publication.
No. l1lS9S

In the Superior Court of the
state of Washington, for King
county.
Kith England Morris and Dell
Morris, her husband, plaintiffs, VS..
Antonio Fernandes and Julia p.
Fernandes, his wife, defendants:
The state of Washington to the
said Antonio Fernandes and Julia
p. Fernandes, defendants:
You are hereby summoned TO
appear within Sixty days after the
date of the first publication of this
summons, to-wit: within sixty
days after the 25th day of Jam-
airy, 1924, and defend the above
entitled action in the above entitl-
ed court, and answer the com
plant of the plaintiffs, and serve
a copy of your answer upon the
undersigned attorneys for plain
tiffs at their office below stated;
and in case of your failure so to
do, judgment will be rendered
against you according to the de-
mand of the complaint, which has
been filed with the clerk of said
court.
The object of the above entitled
action is to secure a cancellation
of that certain contract dated
July 26, 1919, in which defend
ants agreed to buy the north half
of lot seven (O, in block two
(2), of Rainier Boulevard Add
ton to Seattle; and to quiet plain
tiff's title thereto.
EDWIN JAMES BROWN.
ETHAN ALLEN PEYSER.
Attorneys for plaintiffs.
P. 0. Address, 16O7-9 IA. G.
Smith Bldg, Seattle,
King, county, Wash.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-25

Mrs. Il. Nyhus, who was elected city
treasurer of Westport, at the Deem
Der election, resigned Monday night
and Mrs. Effie Smith, who tied with
her. refused to accept the position. e.
Nyphus, who has been acting as
assistant treasurer refused to act
longer and the city is without treas
urer.
Proposing to construct hydro-elec-
trio power plant and reservoir costing
sS,500,O00, Stone & Webster, Inc,
through the Puget Sound Power and
Light company Of Seattle, applied to
Marvin Chase, supervisor of by.
draulics, for permission to divert 1000
cubic feet of water from the Baker
river tributary of the Skagit river
Prohibition is striking success in
Washington state, Notwithstanding the
opposition asserted toward it in some
political circles, Joseph Pope of Sc,
attic, superintendent of the Washing
ton Anti-Saloon league, declared in a
statement given out in Washington,
d. c. The statement praised the en-
forcement record of State Prohibition
Director Toy C. Lyle.