Evening star., 1924-11-09
Ann Reads Inm0st Thoughts,
But There Are Other Fine Remedies
Wilcox Putnam Presents Spirited Interview With Mrs. Bush

HE newest insult to use these
days, when you want to take
| nasty crack at a friend. is well,
| i that woman ough to be psyche
analysed. You might even
write it to her, only for fear Of not
being able to spell It correct
Anyways that is the conclusion /
| came to. recently, after visit I re-
| ceived from Mrs. Joe Bush. II 1
! could figure out any ways to return
| that visit intact and make her keep
! it. why l would gladly do so, but a
| person can't give back a afternoon
| call any more than they can stick a
! bobbed head they have had cut off
| too short back on again.
Well. anyways. had been putting
| up wild grapes when she came. I
| admit the grapes was picked out in
| our own back vineyard, but by the
time l and everything else in the
! kitchen was used up putting them
| up, they was wild grape preserves all
| right, so wild it was a big relief to
put them, and also junior. who had
| been helping by sticking around un-
| der my feet, out on the back porch
| to cool. And then. just as 1 was get
| ting cool myself. that Mrs. Joe Bush
| called and got me all het up again.
First off she come in and says well
| dear how are you.
OF course, / knew she didn't care
| a whole lot one way or another, but
| / took mean advantage of the
| opening and instead of coming back
with the conventional fine. how are
you. dear. I says oh my. I dunno what
ails me lately. I'm perfectly we'll, but
I'm so depressed a lot of the time.
And right aways she says do you
, mean kind of unhappy over nothing
and depressed, and l says yes, some
times l certainly do feel depressed.
And she says my dear. of course it
| is none of my business, but for a long
time now 1 have thought that you
ought to be psychic analyzed.
So I says why my dear don't you
| remember had mine done long ago
| when 1 had my operation? At least,
I don't believe they overlooked it..
! they took pretty near everything, it
was q fearful operation don't you re-
member me telling you?
And she says hurriedly yes. per-
fectly, I still remember, you told me
several times, but I am talking about
something far deeper then mere
major operations, she says. I am
speaking about a new science called
psyche analysis, it is called after a
great woman named Ann Alysis.
And 1 says oh l guess I have heard
of her. didn't she used to be a me-
dunn until the police investigated?
And Mrs. Joe Bush says oh no
indeed she practices quite different.
You tell her everything that is on
your mind including dreams. your
private personal affairs and your
husbands, and after she hears all
about them. why she proves to you
than you had suspected even In your
| then you had suspected even in your
frankest moments with yourself.
And I says that's no talent, says,
why pretty near any woman friend
| will do as much for you unless you
stop her.
RUT Mrs. Bush says we'll, maybe,
~ but Ann is the first to CONNER
cialize 1t. she says, in fact AIMS made
such a hit with this business that
| she's established thousands of doc
tors who are now making good
living that way. Why, you can even
tell them docs the dreams the family
refused to hear at the breakfast table.
been going to one several weeks
| now and you can't imagine the re-
| lief 1t is to have some one say yes
yes 60 on
I'm just sure you ought to get
psyehed, she says, take this fact that
you get depressed once in a while