The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-08
With The
|Aibi Artists
"a Cross Secti0n Of The
Daily Grind In Judge
SchuIdt's Court.
Read EN- and Weep.
BY DONALD MeDoUCAL.
The I'll a tllA Rada

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The Trail 81 the Reds
His car was drawn up 10 the
curb on Seventh street north
west, just south OF o, your hon
orr ct O'Clock yesterday morn
ing. His engine was going with
q racket 70 make jazz band
sound like the cheer leader Of
deaf and dumb college chess
"A Ford, was it?'.
mo, sir. That's what sur
prlsed me, ] shut his ignition
Oft and heard another noise 1.-The,
steady tramp, tramp, of feet on
the sidewalk, and someone play
ing the MarseiIIaise on q har-
monica a. q voice called out,
'CanafadO, deeaa F-r.revol0osh
she hasa come along -Wazza mat,
you no niakeA d0za r-F.revoiOOsh?
"A window ratified up and q
different voice grumbiad, Take
70 doggone revoluEhtni away
rum hyah. Yo.alHs a-crabbin'
nah beauty sleep. Ism yo-all
know do campaign done finish?
Go long home an have yo'se'fe.
II told 'en there wouldn't be
any revolution that night, be-
cause the chairman had forget
ten 70 take out q permit for
PENDANT what he was making all
that racket for, he said I'd have
70 ask the Chevrolet people-he
didn't make the car.
THE Chevrolet people were
closed for the night. and didn't
like to wake them up-there'd
been enough people aroused al
ready-so / took him TO the box.
He starting explaining what the
trouble was, and he was stillsex-
planning when the wagon left,
but always was dumb about
mechanics and politics, and all /
could make out OF 1t was that
the exhaust WAS disconnected
from the muffler."
Boob: 1--WE been driving around
in that car for a year, your homer.
and l never had any trouble be-
fore"
You're only being tried for the
noise you made yesterday morning
the court is not interested in
what happened q year ago. How'd
you like to have someone park in
front Of your house at 2 O'clock
in the morning and wake yod out
of nice sleep?"
''It would take more than that
20 wake me up, your honor
Need a lot Of rousing, do your
Yes SIR"
Five dollars"
A Two-Way Boob.
II arrested this man October IS
for speeding
October Is, and the case is just
coming up for trial?"
Yes, sir. took him 90 the
station and he wanted to phone
for collateral. ] showed him where
rhe phone was, and when Iiwasn't
looking. he snnck out.
He went to Virginia, out I
knew he had a friend here, and
drifted around to her house
every once In a while. and last
night !! got him
He wouldn't even wait for me
to say Goodnight"
They'd already said Good night"
ACy WELS Saying LOOu k4lOEHunB
when ] came around the second
time-and said Good night. q
What's he charged within"
Speeding, your honor. / fol-
lowed him from Third and H to
First and X at twenty-five rliyes
an hour, over intersections ana
all"
do you know the speed laws.
young man7"
Yes, sir"
What are they?"
II understand it's eighteen miles
an hour between interesting
streets and twelve miles an hour
over cross-streets."
You understand that. you
say?"
Yes, SIR"
How'd you understand that?''
II read it In the traffic reguIa-
TONS"
They're pretty reliable. Why
were you going ESP"
II had an appointment and I
was late. Shed been expecting"
Good night! s20."