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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-05
POKERS POKED


The first poker game was played
when woman chased her husband
with poker. But in Cleveland three
cops arrested IL detectives for snuf-
fling the pasteboards. That made q
full house. Instead Of seven come
eleven it was just "come eleven" and
the eleven came.
Set a thief to catch thief is an
old suggestion. 1t should be changed
to set cop to catch a cop.
SCHOOL NOTES
Teacher married the superintend.
ent of schools in GAINESVILLE, O. Only
IL more months of leap year.
FOREIGN NEWS
They claim Mexican plot is being
Matched in the U. S. That's the t1ou-
BILE with plots, they will hatch.
MEDICAL NOTES
Many quack doctors are ducking
for cover.
ADVERTISING
New York girl got on her ear be-
cause man stepped on her toes
Girls, we are putting out ladies'
brass knucks to be used on men who
have too much brass. Buy now and
avoid the mush.
EDITORIAL
Figures show very few congress
men gain weight during a session.
This may be because they had rather
talk than eat While very few gain
weight, many gain weighty argu-
ments. But just as in gaining
weight, weighty argument makes
one'short of breath. Every congress
man should take a course under Jack
Dempsey before going to work.
MARKETS
The spring building boom plans
are under way. A building boom
sounds like prosperity.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-05
Dam DobbSDaifV
TEAPOT is POLITICAL POT

OIL BOILS OVER IN OILY SCAN.
DIAL
The political pot right now is a
teapot. The kind of tea made in this
teapot is T. N. T. Instead of serving
this T. N. T, at four o'clock in the
afternoon they are serving it at all
hours.
AS could be expected, many Off
Gals are being blown up in the T.
N. T. trouble.
They claim somebody's palm was
creased with oil. Now they want to
use this same oil to put skids under
the creased. =,
We have slick bunch in Wash
SOCIETY
A doctor wants to take an. X.ray
OF Bryan to prove his ancestors. were
monkeys. The doctor says this will
give us some inside. information.
HOME HELPS
"U. S. Loses Fight on Sugar. Prices"
headline That isn't very. sweet for
the housewife,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-05
XXI

They entered the box during the
nuptial hymn. Farrar. almost 81.
pine in the arms Of the seducer.
was singing with the voluptuous
abandon that makes this scene the
most explicit In modern opera. She
had sung It . thousand times. but
she vas still the beautiful young
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-05
Yes, They Were Late!

MRS. 1SLoW-+Mssy, > tell Mr.. Slow
I'm re9dy now. I \ thought he was
dressed and waiting.
MARY (rsturning) Please, ma'am.
ne was; but he says nov you'll have
to wait until he shaves again.--psss-
ing Show (London). %l+a
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-05
0uite Fair

Quite Fair
Here is that suit | bought of
you last week." said the angry Gus
toner to the tailor. You said you
would return my money if it was
not satisfactory"
That's what I said." responded
the polite tailor, rubbing his hands
'tbut I am happy to tell you that I
found the money to be entirely sat-
isfactory." - Reynolds Newspaper
(LondOn.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-05
A THOUGHT

Even fool, when he holdeth his
peace, us counted wise; and he that
shutteth his lips is esteemed man
of understanding.-PrOv 1928.
Silence is one Of the hardest kind
of arguments to refute. There is no
good substitute for wisdom; but ST.
lence is the best that has yet been
discovered.-H. w. Shaw.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-05
Hard To Please

II hear. ye were at mechanically.
"a tas y, night. What kind O. man is
Leeb'ral wi his whisky. But the
quanty o it's that Indifferent I
vera near left some. Sydney Bull.
letin (Australia). 80
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-05
Not So Dumb!

Not So Dumb!
DOROTHY-How long is it. to my
birthday
MOTHER-Not very long, dear.
"Well, is it time for me to begin
to be a good girl ?"-Life.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-05

The first can opener, made neces-
sary by the growth of the canning
industry, brought its inventor a
large fortune.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-05
"YOU BAD BOYw


You meet friend who says Wha the matter have you
been sick? You look kind of pale under the gills.'
You laugh, but the suggestion cngs in your mind. Now
you happen meet several friends and all Of them
the opinion that you look ill., the chances you will begin
to feel i'll.
This is very old lesson in psychology, but it is such
basic robottom truth that it cannot be emphasized
often.
The whole theory Of Coue and all other experts in mental
suggestion sef-hypnosm- back Socrates
is that people react decidedly to suggestions you
tell that he looks ill., and tell him often enough the
chances he will hypnotic himself into actual illness
Often too ii you tell nervous case-such hypochon
drac-that he looks well, you help him recover.
All of subject to suggestion. If you doubt it, just
watch clever woman make simpleton of by atter
ing him.
Children, with their volatile imagination, ten times
as responsive to suggestion grown-ups Tell boy he
brave, and-even though tmd-he may become brave, if
enough Take naturally brave boy, and impress
by destroying his confidence in himself.
The worst thing parents do children is to say to
them You wicked boy! You are bad. You'll never come
to any good end"
Many behind the bars in pententiaries, is
there partly because his youth had constantly
dmned into him that he bad to the heart evil to the
If want to help make child good impress on him
that he is fundamentally good Then tell where he falls
down. Plant good suggestions, NOT BAD in his fertile
mind
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-05
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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-04-18
THAW TRIAL RECESSES
Lawyers Devote Time TO Make Final
Arguments.

Philadelphia. Pa. April 1s.-The
trial to determine the sapity of Harry
X. Thaw having been adjourned I'M
til Monday, lawyers on both sides of
the case are devoting their time to
strengthening their positions for the
final moves in the proceedings. O
Thaw. who was on the witness
stand yesterday for a brief period, is
back in the Pennsylvania hospital for
mental and nervous diseases in West
Philadelphia today. but may ask per-
mission to visit his mother who is
staying at a hotel. Mrs. Thaw. who
is 50 years old. is standing the strain
of the trial vGy well, it is said.
Whether she will take the stand in
behalf of her son. will. il is said, de-
pend upon further DEVELOPMENTS.
Likewise no definite decision has
been made as to whether Evelyn Mes
bit. divorced wife of Thaw. will take
the stand. She has been coming up
from Atlantic City every day, pre-
pared to take the witness stand
against her former husband in behalf
of her son. Russell William Thaw,
VINO. she claims, mas an antclpatOrN
interest in Thaw's estate. The son.
through a lawyer. acting as his guar
dian. has interviewed in the proceed
ings. contending that Thaw is still
insane and if released would dissipate
his estate.
So far five alienists have testified
that Thaw is sane and not danger
Gus. while four have given their opin-
ion that he is still insane and would
be menace il released. The side
opposed to Thaw's release still has
two alienists to testify.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-04-18

most clear sky with no wind blowing.
made the night ideal for flying: and
officers at Kelly Field who went to
the place where the plane fell could
offer no explanation of the accident
Lieutenant Frederick was considered
good pilot and the ground was in fair
ly good condition for an emergency
landing.
Dropped Straight TO Ground.
f. III. Robertson, who lives at 121
Wire avenue, stated that he was
watching the plane before it fell. The
motor, according to his story, stopped
running and the plane dropped
straight to the ground. 1t burst into
flames at the very moment it struck
the ground.
Mr. Robertson's account of the acct
dent is borne out by the position in
which the plane lay after it fell and
by the marks on the ground caused by
the plane. 1t stopped at almost the
exact point at which it first struck.
The position of the wings indicated
that the plane was headed north when
it fell. The bodies of the two aviators
had fallen back from the fusilage and
the hottest part of the fire. Other
wise they would have been burned TO
a crisp.
Lieutenant Frederick is survived by
his wife and one child and by two
brothers. l.. B. Frederick, enlisted
PILOT stationed at Fort Sill, and Coin
Il. Frederick. who il now taking q
radio course in the Air Service Tech.
rical School at Chanute Field, ILL.,, and
his father whose address is given as
George West, Texas. He and Mrs.
Frederick were living at Kelly Field.
McCulIy in Service Twelve Years.
Cadet McCully was a native OF
South Carolina and had been in thu
military service for nearly i years.
He graduated from the Primary Fly
ing School at Brooks Field last Jan.
uary and had been at Kelly Field
since that time. His widow lives at
123 Whittier street, San Antonio.
Lieutenant Frederick had been sta.
toned at Kelly Field since 1920. He
was commissioned in the Air Service
July /, 1920, and had been an instruc.
tor in the Advanced Flying School
ever since it was established in Jnlv.
1922. He was bombardment pilot
instructor in Martin bOmbers and par
achute officer for the Tenth School
Group.
Funeral FRIDAY Evening.
Funeral services for Lieutenant
Frederick will be held Friday even
ing at o'clock at the undertaking
parlors of Sloan, WILDER x Pelphrey
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-04-18
MANY WITNESS
death Of TWO
/ AS SHIP FALLS
Bodies Of Lieutenant Fred
erick and Cadet Nc
Gully Burned.
FHEY FELL AT NIGHT
Motor Suddenly Stopped
Running and Ship Droped
Straight to Ground

First Lieut.. Wallis A. Frederick.
fstructor in the Advanced Flying
|chool at Kelly Field, and Cadet Rob-
ft Fl. McCully. student aviator. ere
Filed and their bodies were burned
Practically beyond recognition when a
PeHaviland plane they were flying
flashed in a cotton field something
yer a mile north of Kelly Field short
after o o'clock Thursday night.
Lieutenant Frederick was giving
adet McCully instruction in night
wing at the time of the accident.
'hey took off at 9:0J for the sector
} the northeast of the flying field
nd apparently fell before they had
bird a very high altitude.
Tie accident was witnessed from
be flying field. and men and officers
ished across the intervening fields to
here the accident occurred. An am
llance and fire apparatus were also
INT. but the heat from the burning
lane prevented the bodies from being
pmoved for several minutes after
ieir arrival.
A bright moon shining from an al
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-04-18

The body will be Shipped TO Weather
ford. Okla, for interment.
Cadet McCully is the son of Col.
p. X. McCully, now. retired and To-
Gated at Greenville. s. c., where he
is in the cotton business. McCully
also is son-in-law of Harry Weber
of San Antonio. president of the San
Antonio Drug Company and potentate
of Alzafar Shrine.
Before entering the air service. Nc
Gully made a good record overseas
during the war in a South Carolina
infantry company.
The body is being held by Sloan,
Wilbert 4 Pelphrey. undertakers
pending definite funeral arrange
ments.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-04-18
Your Underwear Brings
You Comfort

Featuring the famous Nun
sing underwear, obtainable at
no other store in San Antonio,
also ManscO, Sexton, and other
well known brands. Feather
weight fabrics. cool, comfort
able athletic styles.
S1.OO TO $500
The Glenwood post., 1924-07-10

sa..s, her interpretations showed more
mature understanding than her audi
esce had expected. Bach and Bestho-
ven selections were played as the mas
ters intended they should be played and
the Grieg numbers were delightful.
Her own self was more genuinely ex-
pressed in "The Volga Boatman" and
she seemed happiest in Mac Dowell's
Autumn. :" Justice was not done
Rachmaninoff's Romance, but the
brilliantly rendered Sonata for two
pianos showed that her technical equip
ment was above the average. The re-
markable part Of Anna Macs playing
is that she understands what she is
doing. N
The Glenwood post., 1924-07-10
PARTY LEADERS
VISIT GLENwOOD

Last Thursday Glenwood was visited
by George Il. Shaw of Fort Collins,
chairman Of the Republican State Cen
tral Committee of Colorado; George
Crowder, secretary of the committee,
and Mrs. Helen Bell, organizer OF
Women's Republican clubs. They
were travelling by auto and their visit
to Glenwood was unannounced.
However, number of Republicans
gathered at the city hall for con
ference with the visitors and were
well rewarded by listening to briet
addresses by Messrs. Shaw and Crow.
der and Mrs. Bell concerning the Re
publican outlook in Colorado and the
nation.
The visitors are very hopeful Of
party success at the coming election,
all indications pointing to the election
of Coolidge and Dawes on the national
ticket, and as the party has an abund-
aance of excellent material from which
to choose state ticket, it is believed
that this matter will be handled in q
way to appeal to the people and make
party success almost certain.
The Glenwood post., 1924-07-10
NEWTON GRAHAn
PASSES HENCE

Newton Graham, pioneer resident of
Glenwood, passed away at his home on
Minter avenue about six O'Clock Tues
day morning.
Last Saturday morning Mr.. Graham
suffered a fall from ladder while
trimming tree in his front yard.
Although no bones were broken, he
sustained a severe shock and never
fully recovered.
Mr.. Graham was born in Delaware
county, Indiana, about 80 years ago.
He was one of family of eight boys,
only two of whom are now living.
In 1879, seized by spirit of adven-
ture, Mr.. Graham came west and set
tied in the new mining town Of Lead
vile where he was engaged in mining
and sawmill work for several years,
coming to Glenwood in 1887. He
worked for several years for the Rio
Grande and the Colorado Midland
roads as bridge carpenter and car in
spector and also followed prospecting
to some extent.
Mrs. Graham passed away twelve
years ago last April, since which time
Mr.. Graham and George Moore, a boy.
hood Indiana friend, have lived togeth.
er in the Minter avenue home.
The funeral was held this afternoon
from Farnum's mortuary, Rev. Philip
d. Norvell of the Methodist church
conducting the service. Interment was
in Glenwood cemetery.
The Glenwood post., 1924-07-10
COUhclLMEN firm
ON WATER CASE
Board of Aldermen Grants
Request Of Local
Boys Band
DO OTHER BUSINESS

There was lengthy consideration
of the Rosebud cemetery problem at
the meeting of the mayor and board
Of aldermen Monday night at the city
hall. No action was taken. 1t was
agreed that the peoples will should
decide the matter Of whether the city
should purchase the burial plot or
whether the present system Of individ-
ual purchase should continue.
What application of the municipal
flat rate on water should be made in
the case of @. w. Wilson was another
chief topic Of discussion. Mr.. Wilson
maintained that the board of alder.
men, by asking him to pay the flat
water rate for the past six months,
part of which time his cottages were
not occupied, was thereby requiring
him TO pay for something he did not
receive. The board refuted this charge
by telling Mr.. Wilson that he had been
utterly Negligent in the matter of
keeping the city clerk informed as to
the length Of time the houses were
occupied or vacated and that he should
therefore be required to pay flat rate
of $17.O5 for each of the two quarters
intervening between January / and
July /.
Contrary to Mr.. Wilson'S request
that he be allowed to pay only for
water used during the time his cottages
were occupied, the board ruled that he
pay flat rate Of t17.05 for each Of
the past two quarters and that here
after he pay per quarter in advance
with the understanding that II the cot.
tages are unoecupisd portion o. ths
time the amount paid for such time
be applied On ths water fee Of the
following quarter.
In addition TO The regular charge Of
s2a.o5 per qusrtes, IN irrigation fss Of
The Glenwood post., 1924-07-10
GLENWOOD CADET
DESCRIBES VOYAGE
Annapolis Naval Students
Enjoy Three Months
Ocean Cruise
ARRIVE At LONDON

The following is taken from letter
written to Mr.. and Mrs. +. N. Julian
by their son, Jack, while on board the
ship Wyoming en- route to England,
France and other European countries.
Jack is student at the U. S. Naval
academy at Annapolis, and this sum-
mer trip, covering about three months
time, is part of their naval education.
Day and Half Out,
June 5.
Dear Folks:
We had early breakfast this morn
ing, then we began to take our bag
gage down to the docks for embarka-
tion at nine. / almost hated to go,
but not for long. I finished my job
of carrying baggage and sat down to
wait for information. The dock was
full of nlidshipmen, fathers, mothers,
sisters, sweethearts and friends.
At nine o'clock we began showing
off. Every boat that left gave our
four N yell for mothers, sisters and
sweethearts
1t took about one-half hour to get
to the ships. We came alongside,
formed line up the gangway and
passed up our baggage. AS soon as
all the baggage was aboard we fell In
our squads on the starboard side aft.
By twelve we had just about fin
ished unpacking when word was passed
that the secretary of the navy was
coming aboard at 4:3O and would ac-
company us to Hampton Roads, uni
form white service. -.
By four we were all top-side in
white service. After standing in ranks
for twenty minutes we were allowed
to fall out until word was passed. That
came at five, power boats began steam
ing around and soon the secretary Of
the navy's boat came. AS soon as we
were aboard the salute gun began
firing and ceased after the nineteenth
shot. We stood at attention while he
inspected the ship and us, then we were
allowed to stand at ease.
Continued on page 81
The Glenwood post., 1924-07-10
". D. BLAINE WILL
HEAD LOCAL SCHOOLS

w. D. Blaine will superintend Glen
woods schools next year. All who
are interested in the progress Of our
educational system will welcome this
good news.
Because Complications arose over
which he had NO control, Mr. Blaine
has asked the school board at sterl-
ing to release him from his contract.
The board Of the Glenwood schools
were unanimous in their decision last
night to invite MIR. Blaine to continue
the superintendency of the schools
next year. He immediately accepted.
After Mr.. Blaine's esignation the
Glehwood school board elected =. N.
Freeman of Wheatridge to the posi-
ton of superintendent Of school. Mr..
Freeman declined to accept, believing
that the professional opportunities are
larger at Wheatridge than in Glen
wood.
In the meantime Mr.. Blaine had de-
cided not to go to Sterling, and the
board here invited him to return. Thus
Mr.. Blaine and Mr.. Freeman will CON.
tinue next year in their educational
positions Of the past year.
The above is certainly welcome news
to the people Of this vicinity who
have felt that they would sustain a
very great loss through the decision
of the Blaines some time ago to take
up their residence elsewhere.
Through the splendid administrative
ability Of MIR. Blaine our schools have
made rapid advancement during the
past three years until they now rank
with the best in the state Of Colorado.
The Glenwood post., 1924-07-10

utive capacity, familiar with agricul-
ture and in sympathy with the liberal
sentiment Of the country.
The nomination Of the Nebraska
governor, who is brother of William
J. Bryan, took only one ballot. The
word that the leaders wanted him
nominated was passed quickly about
the convention hall and although &C.
tive campaigning had been done for
several other candidates the result was
not long in doubt. Mr.. Bryan was de-
clared nominated at 2:22.
Then, after few last minute for
malities the convention adjourned sine
die at 2:24, and the delegates, for the
last time filed wearily out of the old
garden where their nerves had been
frazzled for more than two weeks of
the most stirring scenes in all political
history.
The Glenwood post., 1924-07-10
OLIVER HowARD DIES

The sad news reached Glenwood Sat
urday Of the death Of Oliver Howard,
twelve-year-old son of Mr.. and Mrs.
E. ]. Howard, former residents Of
Glenwood but now of Denver. Oliver
had suffered from pus on the right hip
for the past six weeks and the trouble
was thought to be caused from the ef-
fects of the flue which he had while
in Glenwood. He. suffered much pain
and his body was emaciated almost be-
yond recognition. Death came We'd
nesday evening at s:45 O'Clock and
the funeral was held Saturday after
noon.
The friends of the Howard family in
this city have the deepest sympathy
for them in their bereavement.
The Glenwood post., 1924-07-10
After Two Weeks Of Wrang|ing John
". Davis and Charley Bryan Select.
ed as Standard Bearers
BOTH CANDIDATES DARK HORSES

New York, July 1o.-The Democratic
national convention brought its tenn
pestuous session to close early this
morning, placing before the country a
ticket headed by John W. Davis Of
West Virginia with Governor O. W.
Bryan of Nebraska in second place.
Nominated on the 1O3rd ballot in the
final dissolution of the deadlock which
had gripped the convention for ten
days, Mr.. Davis began his service as
the leader of the party by upsetting
precedent and addressed the conven-
tion at its evening session, and then
going into conference on the vice pres
idency.
Governor Bryan was chosen for sec
ond place on the ticket after his friends
had placed before Mr.. Davis and his
conferees an argument for the selec-
tion of western man of proven exec
The Glenwood post., 1924-07-10
ANNA MAE RoDEMAN
MUSICAL PRODIGY

Glenwood friends will be pleased to
learn Of the musical ability Of Anna
Mae, the little girl whom Mr.. and Mrs.
VIM. Roedman ADOPTED a few years
ago while Mr.. Roedman was express
agent in this city.
Although not more than ten or twelve
years Of age, Anna Mae has done ex.
ceptionally we'll along musical lines
and has had less than two years music
al training. She recently gave an An
dividual piano recital in Florence,
Colorado, the Roedman's home town,
and also played in Colorado Springs to
an audience Of 1000 people during
Music Week. She is natural born
musician and is gifted with beauti-
full voice as we'll as displaying talent
- . pianist. ..tt
Nr. and Mrs. Roedman are sparing
NO expense In the development Of their
daughters talent and can we'll bs
proud Of her, - shown BY The follow.
|sing clipping taken from the Florence
papers V
Anna Mas Rosdmsa, : modest little
Florence girl, sgypraisd and eaptivated
= large audisnvS at the MstAodiss
church last evening. Thetsh only .
The Glenwood post., 1924-07-10
xtseSssca, soaiss,

The parents have three otn.r cu1s-
dren, all boys: Molesto, aged 8, Jose,
aged 4, and Albert, aged !.
The funeral was held at 10 a. m.
Tuesday from the Burdge mortuary,
with Rev. ]. P. Carrigan officiating.
The only friends present were Gust
Mercuris and Mrs. Susie Barber, the
latter being resident Of Glenwood.
The mother had attired the little girl
in dainty white organdie dress, en-
broidered, hemstitched and lace
trimmed. She wore white silk stock
ings and a. wreath of lilies of the
valley was placed around her head
Burial was made in the Glenwood
cemetery. In addition to the spray Of
pink roses, from the Burdge parlors,
a huge bunch Of Colorado columbines,
given to the bereaved mother by an
unknown woman on the train, was used
at the grave.