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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18

I'm tbo Old days b. used 90 Us con
F.Icrsd sin 40 use powder and
rouse Tie woman who dlI was not
"uire."
Providence traced the lines and
wrinkle on "a womau'F face. and
che didn't Ifr a finger much lees
an electric vibrator ~ stop thrml
Today every uflghboThooi has DE-
beauty shop E well aB Boz corner
HruusB.
n uu't considered wicked any
more % look aH r0Hy and pretty and
aH sleek aa possible u lent even
necessary 90 look your sEa any
more
30 that 80 finds o. woman eager
md ready 90 90 the things che
couldn't do while Hhg wore "a path
between the cook stove and thr crib
And rAo looks the part
IT'S such FUN 20 shop now" en-.
thureB the mltuon. ~My daughter
and I always 90 together, and wo
wear about the same kind of hats
and dresses"
There's your modern mother.
she's her daughters chum And II
there arc any dangers IN The dance
palace. mother knows an about
them For she's out learning the
Chinese toidle with dad
And she's perfectly equipped 20
show daughter the difference b..
tween q real man and tho finale,
hopper with whom daughter finds
hrnelf ia love- For she knows
both kinds
Mother working stsnHliy al
patchwork quilts and pumpkin pies
In the old homestead makes a beau.
tml picture. but wasn't u awfully
hand on especially when
everyone else was out DOING inter.
csiing thingr9
It's FAR more pleasant 20 think
that she's come out OF tho kitchen
and Be- doing an interesting thing OF
two herself isn't ~
The woman Of 20 or a. is like a
November rose She looks quite az
fresh a1 tho June rose, but she's
had the experience Of summer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18
THIS PURE CREAM
STOPS CATARRa

Colds and catarrh yield like magic
10 soothing. healing nntiEcptic cream
that pcnCtratcs through every air
passage and relieves swollen. I'm.
famed membranes Of nose and
throat. Your clogEcd nostrils open
right up and you con breathe free.
~ Hawking and snutfling stop,
Don't stay stuffed up and miserable,
Get n small bottle Of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist Apply n
little in the nostrils and get instant
relief Millions endorse this remedy
known for more than fifty years
Advertisement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18
Sentences 3 for
Stealing Clothes

Arrests OF three clothing thieves
before their victims had discovered
their losses was staged by Detective
Brown OF the pawnshop detail, 1t was
discovered Monday when the trio was
sentenced to four months apiece by
c. c. Dalton, Justice Of the peace.
The prisoners were Thomas r.
Ryan, accused of stealing n. SIS
dress from j. Il. Brown, Lexington
apartments: Joe Harris, who stole
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18
QUART OF WATER
CLEANSES KIDNEYS
Take a Little Salts If Your
Back Hurts, or Bladder
Is Troubling You

No man or woman can make n
mistake by flushing the kidneys oc.
casionally, says a woll.known au.
thority. Eating too much rich food
creates acids which excite the kid.
ncys. They become overworkcd
from the strain, get sluggish and
fail 10 filter the waste and poisons
from tho blood. Then We get sick.
rheumatism. headaches, liver trou.
bic. nervousness. dizziness, sleeplcss.
ness and urinary disorders often
come from sluggish kidneys.
The moment you feel dull ache
in the kidneys. or your back hurts.
or II the urine is cloudy, offensive.
full OF sediment, irregular OF passage
or attended by sensation of scald.
ing. begin drinking quart oC
water each day. also got about four
ounces OF Jad Salts from any phar.
macy; take a tablespoonful in n
glass OF water before breakfast, and
in n few days your kidneys may act
fine
This famous salts IL made from
the acid of grapes and lemon juice.
combined with lithia, and has been
used for years to flush and stimu-
l.te the kidneys; also TO help neu.
tra'lzc the acids in the system SO
they no longer cause irritation. thus
often relieving bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive. makes n
delightful etfervesccnt Whitewater
drink which everyone should take
now and then to help keep the kid.
neys clean and active and the blood
pure, thereby often avoiding serious
kidney complications. BY all means
have your physician examine your
kidneys at least twice year.-Ad.
vcrtiscment.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18
RHEUMATISM
LEAVES YOU FOREVER
Deep Seated uric Acid Deposits Ar'
Dissolved and the Rheumatic Poe
on starts 10 Leave the systsm
Within Twenty four tIuurs.

Every drurEiFT IH this county 30
authorized 90 HHF o. every rhru-
matte sufferer that If fun pint
bottle 90 AilfuThu. thr sure ranr
ulrrFr Hf rheumatism. does NOT Fanw
thr way 90 stop thr agony reduce
swollen joints and Do uHuF win
even tNr HuFHtrui tWiuEr ~ rhrga
matte ualr Nr VIII EladIE return
your money without comment.
AilFurhu h8a been tried and tested
Tor years. and really marvellous re-
cults have been uWpllrhrI lu the
most severe eases whore the suffer
ing and agony was Intense and pit
r1uH and whore the patient was
helpless.
Sir James a. Allen. u &c Forbes
81. Rochester n D.. the dlHEuErFrr
OF hiiFuThu. who for many yrara
suffered thr turmrufH N acute fhrus
matlHm. desires AN HgffrrrrH a. know
that De does uut want n cent ~ any
once money unless Allrurhu de-
rIHiyriy ruuqurfs this worst ~ all
diseases. and hr has instructed drug
Eisis a. guarantee % a. above In
every instance
All dWEEIsta are my appointed
agents in your city NJ you I've Uuf
- town Ill gladly send you free par
teulufH =Adyrftlarmrn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18
DR0PSy IL WEEK / { Z + En- r % HSS

IN few hours swelling reduced In
few days, regulates tho liver, kidneys,
stomach and heart. purlflos the blood.
strengthens tho entire system. write for
advertisement,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18

island. are safe homo again today.
Searching parties were out all night
after them before they were dlscov.
cred
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18
-- CYNTHIA GREY
Modern Mother Is
Daughters Cbun1
The Lure of Shopping With Mary Has
SurmOunted Drudgery
BY CYNTHIA GREY

MOT so many years ago a woman was old when she
N was 80.
There nothing ahead Of her but pectaces black silk
dresses and the rearing Of her grandchildren.
But this s not any more.
Whatever may be said for against the mad breathlc5
live IN, II s the best time for the mddeaged women
that this world has ever seen
For the middleaged woman today is not mdde-aged al
all She Is still young
She has read the beauty hints well the chl-saucc
recipes the women page And she has worked hard 10
keep her complexion and her slim figure.
What has happened is that the Of 20 has decided
10 be beautiful and what's more 10 remain lovely.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18
Guard Against "Flu"
With Musterole

Influenza. Grippe and Pneumonia
usually start with n cold Tho mo.
meHt you set those warning aches.
get busy with good old Musterule
MuHtrrolo ~ "a c6unierIrritant
that relieves congestion (which is
what "a cold really i-l and stimulates
circulation
ii has an tho good qualities o.
the old fashioned mustard plaster
without the blister
Just rub q, on with your finger.
tins Flint you will feel warm
Jingle aH tho healing ointment pen.
rtmtrE The pores then soothing.
cooling sensation and quick relief
Have MuHtcr1lr handy for rmcr.
Esncy use II may prevent serious
ii.nfH
To Mothers; Mu,tcrolc l. also
made Ia mildcr form for babies
and small children. Ask for
Children, Musicrolc
35c and csc, IN Jars
and tubes
!Ig|!!4l |.!|ll||igZ!!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18
Simple Way to Get
Rid of Blackheads

There Is one simple. Hnfo and sure way
that never fails TO got rid Of bIackhcnds
that Il 20 dissolve them. To do this get
two ounces of rhlonite powder from any
drug store sprinkle little ON n hot, wet
Cloth-=rub over the blhckhradH briskIy-
wash the parts and you viii be surprised
how tho blaCkheads have disappeared.
uig blaCkhrada. little blarEhcada. no
matter where they are simply dissolve
aud disappear Blarkhcnds arc Simply
mixture Of dust and dirt ana Eecrctious
that form IN tho pores Of the skin The
ralonito powder and tho water dissolve
tho blaclhoada 40 they wash right out.
leaving tho pores free and clean and in
their natural rondlilou.-=Ady Advertisement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18

and inject something into my arm
TO put me asleep so | would not feel
the pains. AT last she said ] would
have to be operated on if | wanted
any children. Well, ] just happened
to 20 to see friend with her first
baby and | told her | was going TO the
hospital, and she said, Don't do It'll
You 20 and get bottle of Lydia II.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
you won't need any operation So
my husband got me a bottle right
away. Now have two lovely chill
dren. | recommend the Vegetable
Compound to every woman. II has
helped nc and lot of my friends. -
Mrs. A. MCANDLEss, 170S South
Morgan St, Chicago, Illinois.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18
OPERATION ADVISED
FRIEND SAID
DON'T Do IT!'
TryLydiaE .Pinkham'sV Veg
etable Compound First.
Proved Good Advice

Chicago, Illinois. -" Just few lines
to let you know what lydia l.. Pink
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18
Get Rid Of
Piles - Now

riss II your best friend TO atop mad
dsnlnE pain. put out the frc OF
burning soreness, relax protruaions
and give you grateful case and
comfort. Thousands testify. Many
say Pyramid aycrtcd operations
step into any drug storp for = eoc boz.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18

$50 worth of clothes from o. NJ
Rauser. 1914 Third ave. and Clar
ence Fredericks. who pleaded guilty
to taking a SIS suit from Charles
Ames, OF the Bon Marche
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18

ham 8 Vegetable
Compound did for
me. ] was mar
ried going on for
three years, and
went to n doctor
and was taking
treatments twice
a week for pains
every mont tn. |
used to lie in bed
three or four days
with them and the
doctor would ,oll
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18

last great chance purchase monograph from we'll
peel even for sheer value
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-11-18
Drift on Sound All
Night in Dense Fog

TACOMA. Nov. is-Adrift on tho
Sound all night. In "a fog aboard "a
25,foot launch. Lester and Clifford
Dybdnhl. Of Cedronn behch. Fox
Evening star., 1924-03-16
of all teeth is that film

created to apply them daily. The name
is Pepsodent.
Leading dentists everywhere advise
this method. Now millions of careful
people of some so nations employ it
every day.
Also ocidjfy effects
Certain people, it was found, are
notably immune to tooth troubles.
The reason was traced to the eating
of much acid fruit. So Pepsodent EN-
bodies this principle of mild acidity.
Every use multiplies the alkalinity
of the saliva, which is there to neu-
tralize mouth acids. 1t multiplies the
starch digestant in saliva, which is
there to digest starch deposits on teeth.
These combined results are bringing
millions a new dental era.
This test wiH tell
Pepsodent proves itself, and quickly.
Evening star., 1924-03-16

creasing. Very few escaped.
So dental science sought for
film combatants. After long
research, two were found.
One disintegrates the film
at all stages of formation.
One removes it without
harmful securing.
Able authorities have
proved these methods by
many careful tests: A new
type tooth paste has been
Evening star., 1924-03-16

Send the coupon TOT a ten-
day tube. Note how clean
the teeth feel after using.
Mark the absence of the
viscous film. See how teeth
become whittier as the film
coats disappear.
You will know in a week
why everyone should use
this method daily. Then tell
the facts to those you teach.
Cut out coupon now.
Evening star., 1924-03-16
The
Great
Foe

IIERE is something all should
III know and that children should be
taught.
Teeth are coated with hlm-that
viscous film you feel. 1t clngs tena-
ciously, and no ordinary tooth paste
effectively combats it.
That film is the teeth great enemy,
the cause of most tooth troubles. 1t
soon becomes discolored, then forms
dingy coats. Then teeth become
clouded and are constantly mclean.
Film also holds food substance which
ferments and forms acid. 1t holds the
acid in contact with the teeth to cause
decay. Germs breed by millions IN 1t.
They, with tartar, are the chief cause
of pyorrhea. Also of other serious
troubles, local and internal.
We,s to combat Il
Tooth troubles were constantly in
Evening star., 1924-03-16
Pc! GSo1S:!:n!:!4 =! {!
The Ne$v-Day Dentifrice

A scientific tooth paste.
now advised by leading
dentists the world over.
Evening star., 1924-03-16

Mrs Newberry president of the Embroderers Guild
husband Prof Newberry starting the work of
pairing the pail fabric from the epulchral shrine of King
Tut-ankh- Amen
ON Times in all %
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30
THE A. M. {. BOOK CON-
Germ OLDEST NEGRO
BUSINESS CORPORATION

Perhaps the oldest Negro business
corporation in the country Is the
Book Concern Of the A. M. E. church,
located at Philadelphia. This was
organized in 1916 by Richard Allen.
the founder of the African Methodist
Episcopal Church. In 1917 it pub
lished the Book of Doctrines and
Discipline of the A. M. E. Church" /"
which has been revised nearly every
four years since and published by
the same Book Concern. But it was
not until 1855 that the Book Concern
was incorporated under the laws of
the State of Pennsylvania to do a
publishing and printing business, par
ticularly of religious literature At
that time the Christian Recorder was
printed under the auspices of the
Book Concern of the A. M. E. Church,
having been established in 1852. This
is today the oldest Negro newspaper
published in America. At the time
the Book Concern was established as
well as when the Christian Recorder
was established, the great mass OF
colored people was in slavery. 1t
took great deal of vision for the
African Methodists TO start a news,
paper and publishing house among an
illiterate people. But it was only a
few years later when they also starr
ed a university at Wilberforce, Ohio,
also before slavery was abolished in
this country-another evidence OF
prophetic vision. The Book Concern
had its ups and downs. 1t was near
ly always in debt, and in spite OF
the various collections taken for II
In the churches it seemingly made
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30

attractive daughter of Captain c. p.
Maxson. senior captain of the South
ern Pacific's ocean service, who will
command the Bienyille.
Captain and Mrs. Maxson and their
daughter headed delegation of rail-
road and steamship officials and Pa
cifc coast business men who visited
Tacoma today for the launching, as
Il e guests of ]. A. Ewes, president of
the Todd company
1t is expected the Bienville will be
in readiness in November for her trial
trip to the Atlantic coast preparatory
to delivery to the Southern Pacific
at New York. A short time later she
will take her position as flag ship of
the fleet forming part of the CONNER
cially important route between the
Pacific and Atlantic coasts.
The steamer cost in excess of 81
100000. She is to be fve-deck ship,
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30
COMMITTEE COMPLIES
A. M. &. DISCIPLINE

PHILADELPHIA, Pa.-The commit
tee on the compilation of the new
discipline Of the A M. e. church con-
sisting of Bishops w. H. Heard, J..
S. Flipper, w. D. Chappelle, w. D.
Johnson, w. A. Fountain, Revs. D.
M. Baxter, R. r. Wright, Jr., ]. G..
Robinson, John Harmon, R. s. Jen-
kins, ]. w. Walker, w. T. Strong, ].
D. Dennis, ] F.. Williams, ]. C. Beck
EFT, H. Y. Arnett. M. H Davis, c. 8.
Williams, and Profs. J. R. Hawkins,
A. 8. Jackson and Ira T. Bryant met
last Thursday at 631 Pine Street.
Bishop Heard, the chairman, called
the meeting to order. All of the
members were present except Bish-
op ]. S. F1ipper, Rev. H. Y. Arnett
and Prof. Ira T. Bryant, the two lat.
ter coming in after the business was
over Bishop J. A. Johnson and DR..
E. H. Colt, the new missionary Sec
retary, were visitors. The committee
went to work promptly at 10 o'clock
and worked up until / o'clock, when
they had luncheon at the Roadside
Hotel and went back at o'clack,
working steadily up until $3.50, when
the manuscript was turned over to a
sub committee which met Friday to
complete minor details. The commit.
tee arranged for an amendment to
the charter of the African Methodist
Episcopal Church to incorporate II
with headquarters at Philadelphia
1t arranged new course of study
for ministers entering the conference
for four years, also collateral read
ing, and course Of study and read
ing for local preachers. The budget
for the African Methodist Episcopal
Church was incorporated in the dis
cipline as well as the change in the
method of election, which will elm
mate electioneering and an undue
amount of campaigning and advertis
ing among those aspiring for office
The members of the committee were
entertained in the homes Of the diff
ferent ministers of Philadelphia Mos
of them, however, went Immediately
to their homes upon the completion
of their work.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30

with turbine engines capable of de-
veloping 100 horsepower, driving
the steamer at sustained speed of
16 knots an hour. There will be ac-
commodations for 237 first cabin and
Ill steerage passengers.
Southern Pacific service, providing
100 golden hours at sea" between
New York and New Orleans and
by rail through the romantic south
and southwest to and from the Pacific
coast, is attracting large numbers of
passengers. These include many
tourists visiting California, Arizona,
New Mexico and other states.
Freight steamers of the company
also operate between New York and
Galveston, where connection is made
with the rail lines serving New Mex
leo, Arizona and California. New
low rates recently were authorized
by the interstate commerce commits
sion for commodities over this route
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30

but slow progress until in recent
years, when its debt was wiped out
and a future foundation laid for
progress. There are plans now for
building the largest publishing house
owned by the race in America. The
managers of the Book Concern have
been Richard Allen, Joseph M. Carr,
Geo. Hogarth, Augustus N. Green, M.
M. Clark, w. T. Cato, ]. P. Camp
bell, Elisha Weaver, Joshua A. Wood.
lin, A. L. Stanford, B. T. Tanner, w.
H. Hunter, H. M. Turner, Theo.
Gould, J. c. Embry, T. w. Hender,
son, R. H. w. Leak, ]. H. Collett,
R. R. Wright, j., and D. M. Baxter
The editors of the Christian Recorder
have been Revs. M. M. Clark, J. p
Campbell, A. L. Stanford, James
Lynch, Elisha Weaver, B. r. Tanner
B. F. Lee. H. T. Johnson and R. R
Wright, Jr.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30

TACOMA, July 16.-Establishing
what is declared to be new speed
record for construction of such large
and modern craft, the steamer Bien-
Vile, new queen for the Southern
Pacific's Atlantic feet, was launched
today at the Todd Drydock and Con-
truction company's plant. The keel
was laid Az months ago.
The steamer, which will carry both
passengers and cargo on the impor-
tant New York-New Orleans run, con-
Meeting with the Sunset Limited to and
from the Pacific coast, is 445 feet in
length. 1t is to be the finest and best
equipped of any vessel launched since
the war.
Named for Jean de Bienville, noted
French general who In 1718 founded
the city of New Orleans, the new
steamer was sponsored by Miss Doro-
nv R. Maxson of West Mystic. Conn.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30

In The Editors Mail
THE EQUITIsT
Phoenix, Ariz. Aug. 10,

HnOen1X, ArlZ. Aug. ~, 1874.
A. R. Smith, Phoenix Tribune.
Dear Sir: In your issue of the
10th you say you "have been weigh
ing the candidates, considering their
records, pondering the possibilities of
their actions, should they be elected"
etc.
What is the matter with the re-
cord of La Toilette, that you do not
even mention him? Is there anything
in his over 40 years of public service
to indicate that he would be in any
way unfair to your race? In this
country your race are mostly in the
working class. Do you think the un-
ion-baiter Dawes a desirable candi-
date for workers Compare his re-
cord with that of Senator Wheeler,
who fought the copper trust in Mon
tana. Ask Andy Furesuth, head of
the seamen's union, what La Toilette
did for the seamen of the whole
world, and then show me what
Coolidge has ever done for workers.
1t seems to me that you would better
serve your race if you followed the
example of The Messenger in consid-
ering their interests as workers su-
preme. Robbery of your race as
workers cannot be expiated by few
1101s4s4o1 1Ffs41- Ill
der the thumbs of the bankers, of
whom Dawes is one. l hope you will
change your mind an come out
squarely for La Toilette and Wheel
er, as EVERY workingman and wo-
man, regardless of color or creed,
ought to-if they know their own in
terests. Sincerely,
W. E. BROKAW.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30
JUDGE suPERIoR COURT

EARL r. DRAKE, Republican can
didate for Judge Superior Court,
Maricopa County, subject to Primary
election Sept. 9th.
The laws of this State apply with
equal force, and equal protection, to
all citizens regardless of race, creed,
color or prominence, and / pledge my
self to so administer them.
Determined Law Enforcement
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30

to the shrine of intolerance, or admit
a right of inquiry into the religious
opinions of Others"
Upon these statements of Jeffer-
son and Lincoln, expressing the sent
ments of which am happy to believe
the vast majority of our citizens cher
ish and to which they will ever rigidly
adhere, and upon my own views ex-
pressed in this letter, I am content to
stand without qualification or evas-
ion.
Sincerely yours,
ROBERT M. LA TOILETTE.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30

Why learn to play music ourselves?
1t is so much easier to remain unde-
veloped and get our culture by drop
ping a nickel in the slot! The result
is a conglomeration of jazz perform
ances and jazzy-minded, dizzy-mind-
ed nation of people. Jazz is all we
know because jazz is all we car
perform.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30

We have mobolized the soap boxes
to stand upon and tell what we think
is wrong with the country, when all
we want is little more domestic hap
piness easily procured by more chari-
ty to our wives, children, relatives and
humanity, and some pills to cure our
indigestion.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30

We have invented talking machines
and radios and sit passively in our
overstuffed cushions listening to the
artists broadcasting culture from
waxed plate or through the static at
mosphere.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30

We have taken away classical
learning from many of our schools;
substituted for the fundamental three
"R's" host of strange doctrines
which scarcely two "educatros" agree
upon, and then wonder why crime, in
the moral and economic aspects, costs
more than the education itself!
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30
r. E. L. SHEPHERD
!. n. WILLIAMS

Candidate for reelection as SUPER.
VISOR from District No. 8. Subject
to Democratic primary Sept ., 1924.
Look up my official record.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30
FOR STATE SENATOR

l hereby announce my candidacy
for State Senator, subject to Repub
lican primaries, September 9th.
GEO. w. MICKLE.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30
COUNTY RECORDER

w. H. LINVILLE, Democratic can
didate for County Recorder, Mari
copa County. subject to the Demo
cratic primary election, September
9th.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30
FoR SUPERVISOR

Re-elect 8. K. Phillips Supervisor,
District No. 2, Democratic primary,
September 9Th.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30
WALTER J. THALHEIMER
Democratic Candidate for

Eminently qualified by both educa
ton and experience to efficiently con
duct the office of County Attorney.
Born in Maricopa County, Arizona
Graduate Leland-Stanford University
Of Michigan. served with U. s. Ma
rine Corps during World War.
Phoenix tribune., 1924-08-30

In the United States we study evo-
luton; in Mexico they study revolu-
ton. Either course will tend to make
a monkey of one.