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Evening star., 1924-03-13

CAFETERIA COOK. experienced; state refer
Star ONCE. 13s
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Continued in Tomorrow's Star.)
Evening star., 1924-03-13

MEN for delivery routes. Apply ice dept,
Chr. Heurich Brewing Co., 26th ana ID sts NV
Evening star., 1924-03-13

MEN-Two, for local or travelling sales
force: must be aggressive and neat appearing.
II you are satisfied with $35 per week to
start, apply Manager. 800 Federal-American
National Bank bldg
Evening star., 1924-03-13

CANVASSERS wanted. Apply 1112 14th So.
CHAUFFEUR wanted: reference and expert
ence; Identification card. Apply taxi ONCE,
Wardman Park Hotel.
Evening star., 1924-03-13

MANAGER-Wanted by Ohio manufacturer.
energetic young man to manage our Washing
ton office; permanent, profitable connection ;
reference and $500 cash capital required.
which is fully secured by the company. For
appointment call Mr.. X. II. Willhide, St
James Hotel. 10.
Evening star., 1924-03-13

ance to sell goods on Gains; SIS cash security
and blue suit required. Union News Co.
East Basement. Union Station. IA,
Evening star., 1924-03-13

EXPERIENCED SALES
WOMEN.
The Hecht Company requires
the services of experienced sales
women to work a few days a
week. Apply Superintendent,
The Hecht Co., 9TH at F.
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EXECUTIVE capable Of securing government
! contracts, training salesmen, selling; fine
| proposition. ID. 8. McKinlay. Continental Ho-
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HELP-DOMESTIC.
COOK, good, settled white woman, to rum
house foe one person; suburbs. Address Box
262-R, Star ofdce 14s
COOK or general maid for family Of four in
Chevy Chase; one-half block from car line and
Chevy Chase Club. Telephone Cleveland 250sJ.
or call Is Oxford st.
COOK, good all around for private family;
good wages. Phone North GIGS stating ref
erences 15s
COOK and general housework; stay nights;
reference. 3S08 Jocelyn st., Chevy Chase,
D. C. IA
COOK and general housework-No washing or
ironing; stay nights; good salary. Apply
32l0 Klingle I'd. NV. Cleveland 1123.
GENERAL HOUsEWORKER, girl; stay
nights; reference required. Apply 1026 Quincy
st. NV. Tel. Adams 1916.
GENERAL HOUsEWORK, experienced. 635 r
st. s.w.
GENERAL HOUSEWORKER-Girl, for small
family. 1729 Kilbourne pl. NV, near Mt.
Pleasant car line.
Evening star., 1924-03-13

MEN, competent, for shade and screen work.
Apply A. Kleeblatt, 100 ii NE.
MEN to solicit general printing and direct
advertising on liberal commission. Address
Box r. Star Office.
Evening star., 1924-03-13

Perman position Tor
MILLINERY TRIMMER
OF artistic ability, accustomed to high-class
trade. Address Box 331-R. Star of1ce.
SALESWOMAN, experienced,
for yelling dept. None other need
apply. Supt. Office, S. Kann
Sons Co.
Evening star., 1924-03-13

Civil Service Examination.
Special rates beginning today for hrst grade
clerk promotion examinations. April IA.
Glasses 5 days and nights each week. Home
study course, IS. statistical clerk eIam..
10. hoth men and women. Special instruction
for stenography and typewriting exams. April
s and May Is. Tuition, S.
The Civil Service Preparatory School:
Sc corner 10Th and NV. franklin 2080:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
D. Deterioration
Of B. Y.P.U.
To MEET
First Fall Assembly Tuesday
to Plan for Activities
Of Year

The Columbia B. Y. p. U. Fedora
ton win hold It's first fall meeting
in Rrst Baptist Church, Sixteenth
and Q streets northwest. on Tuesday
evening.
This is the commencement Of the
years program. Plans will be laid
TOR varied program of activities,
including religious, educational, SO.
cial and athletic events. The senior
and intermediate declarations will
welcome new members advancing
from the intermediate, and junior
declarations, respectively.
A number of stereopticon slides
showing the delegation of Wash.
ington Young People attending the
national convention at Denver,
Colo, will be reproduced for the
benefit of those who did not make
the journey. Doctor Abernethy
will repeat his address entitled, Let
Go" at the convention. This meet
ing will be preceded by a social
hour.
At the executive board meeting,
held in the Munsey building, last
Tuesday evening, it was decided
to take UP a special Offering in each
OF the twenty-three local unions
for the blind wife and two, chill.
dren OF Policeman Raymond g.
Leisinger, who was slain a few
days ago.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
ASK
SICK attend
MISSION
Sermons on Spiritual Healing
to Be Preached Tomorrow,
Preceding Conference

In anticipation Of the mission
conference Of the Society of the
NaZarene, September 1920, there
will be special sermons on spiritual
healing in a number Of Episcopal
churches tomorrow.
Conferences on spiritual healing,
in which visiting clergymen Of the
Nazarene Society will take part, will
be held in Trinity Diocesan Church,
Third and c streets northwest, at
$3.50 O'Clock each morning Of the com.
ing week. Conferences will be
preceded by a celebration of the
Holy Communion at 1880 o'clock
There viii be mission services
at Trinity Church, to which the
sick are invited, at 8 o'clock Mon
Gay, Tuesday and Wednesday
evenings.
The Reverend A. ]. Gayner
Banks, d. D., national director of
the society, will preach at St.
Marks Church, Third and A streets
He will preach at Trinity Church,
AAtN anu ~ SIICSlS HOTIu"SbIy al
s o'clock In the evening.
The Reverend H. l.. Rockwell,
rector, st. Andrews Church, Buff
falo, is expected to preach at st.
Stephens Church, Fourteenth
street near Columbia road north
west. at II o'clock service. The
Reverend William johnson, rector
st. Thaddeus' Church, Aiken, s. c.,
will preach at Grace Church, Wis
conain avenue, Georgetown.
The Reverend Ebert B. Holmes,
rector of st. Paurs Church, Natick,
Mass, will preach at II o'clock
service at the Chapel Of the Ma.
tivity, Fourteenth and A streets
southeast. The Reverend r. F.
Mcdowell, of st. James Church,
Sault Ste. Marie, Mich, is expected
to speak at st. Margaret's Church,
at IL o'clock.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
MIR. HOFFMAN, TO WED
DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER j"

Mr.. and Mrs. James Francis
Sullivan, of Philadelphia, and The
Woods, Radnor, announce the en-.
gagement Of their daughter, Miss
Elaine Sherman Sullivan, to Albert
Lincoln Hoffman, son of Mr.. AMI
Mrs. Francis Burial Hoffman, of
this city and Southampton. l.. /.
Miss Sullivan is a younger sister
of Mr.. Hoffman's first wife, who
was Miss Leta Sullivan. They
were married in 1913 a nd she died
the following year in Greenwich,
Conn. Their son, Albert Lincoln
Hoffman, jr., is now five years ole.
When he was christened, Queen
Elizabeth, of the Belgians, acted
as sponsor by proxy.
A frequent visitor in Washing.
ton, Miss Sullivan has many
friends here, as we'll as in New York
and Long Island. Her fiance has
also visited the Capital occasionally.
Miss Sullivan has just returned
from a trip abroad, during which
she was a guest at a garden party
given by King George and Queen
Mary at buckingham palace. About
a year ago she aided in rescuing
her father when their Radnor home
was burned. Mr.. Sullivan is presi-
dent of Market Street National
Bank, Of Philadelphia, and is well
known in art circles.
Mr.. Hoffman is a graduate Of
Harvard, class '09, and is a mem
Der of the Knickerbocker, Racquet
and Tennis, Harvard and Piping
Rock clubs. During the war he
served as captain in the army,
attached to the general staff. He
was decorated by the French gov
eminent with the Legion Of Honor
Mr.. Hoffman is now vice-president
of the International Telephone and
Telegraph Company. He returned
recently from Italy, where he spent
a year.
No date has been, set for the
wedding.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
VISITORS ARE TO PREACH
At VERMONT AVE. CHURCH

The Reverend c. r. Stauffer, pas.
tor, Ninth Street Christian Church,
will preach tomorrow morning at
the Vermont Avenue Christian
Church, on the subject, 1--WE Would
See Jesus" At the evening serv-
ice. the Reverend Doctor l.. w.
McCreary, executive secretary, Bal
timore Federation of Churches,
will preach, his topic being over.
come Evil With Good"
A contralto solo will be sung by
Mrs. F. NJ. Shore in the morning.
In the evening W. S. Haynie will
sing a baritone solo.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
BISHOPS CHAPLAIN ToFILL
CHRIST CHURCH PULPIT

The Reverend Calvert E. Buck
will conduct services beginning to
morrow at Christ Episcopal Church,
Sixth and G streets southeast. Mr..
Buck has recently been appointed
chaplain to Bishop Freeman and
Is now installed in offices in the
Bishop House in the grounds of
the National Cathedral.
The Reverend William Curtis
White rector of Christ Church for
five years, resigned last spring and
has been travelling in Europe for
his health. Mr. Buck win fill
temporarily the vacant pulnit.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
BoWL5Y AND TODD TO
TALK TO ALLIANCE

The Lords Day Alliance, engaged
in an effort to obtain a Sunday
rest day law for the District OF
Columbia, will have two prominent
speakers tomorrow.
The national secretary, the Rev.
erend Harry L. Bowlby, D. D., will
speak at the Douglas Memorial
Methodist Episcopal Church in the
evening. At IL o'clock at the Rose
dale Methodist Church, the Rev
erend s. P. Todd, general secretary
for Wisconsin, will tell what the
alliance has done for labor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
SHILOH BAPTIST CHURCH
TO HEAR DR.. J. e. FORD

Reverend John K. Ford, D. D.,
of Chicago University, now pastor
of Bethel Baptist Institutional
Church, Jacksonville, Fla, who SIC
ceeded when Doctor Waldron took
charge of the Shiloh Church, of
this city, will preach at Shiloh Bap.
fist Institutional Church, Ninth
and P streets northwest, tomorrow
morning.
At night Doctor Waldron will
preach on Does Christian Science
Lead to Christ?' Anniversary
week is to be held October 5 to IL
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
METH0D|STS To
MEET IN D. c.
TUESDAY
Second Quarterly Meeting Of
South Conference at Mt.
Vernon Church

The second quarterly meeting
Of the Methodist Episcopal Church
South Conference, of Baltimore,
Virginia and the District of Co.
lumbia, will meet at O'Clock
Tuesday evening in Mt. Vernon
Place NJ. e. Church South.
The Reverend E. v. REGISTER,
presiding elder, will preside.
The special business will be the
question of an endowment fund
for 'superannuated preachers
Quotas for churches in the con.
ference will be apportioned. A
committee will be named to take
charge of the drive.
The Epworth League Union
Efficiency League will also hold
general meeting in the church
next week, starting Monday and
lasting through Friday evening
Features arranged for evenings in
ciude debate, a stunt night and
"a social night
The first communion service oI
the fall will be held tomorrow
morning in Mt. Vernon Place
Church, with the pastor, the Rev
erend Doctor w. A. Lambeth
preaching to the text, ''Devout Re
membrance." Doctor Lambeth viii
preach at 8 o'clock in the evening
taking as his subject, Faith, the
Sixth Sense"
Robert F. Smith will be in charge
Of the Senior League meeting al
GAS o'clock. The subject Of the
meeting will be, How Jesus Helped
Sinners
The regular monthly meeting OF
the Young Peoples Missionary
Society will be held at 8 O'Clock
Tuesday evening. The regular
monthly meeting of the Women's
Missionary Society will be held al
IL o'clock Tuesday morning.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
WASHINGTONIANS MARRIED
IN YORK VILLAGE, ME.

Mrs. Marion Morgan Beckwith
and Harry Moore Lakin. both Of
Washington, were married yester.
day, September II, at "Pineheart,"
the summer cottage of the bride,
at York Village, Me. The Reverend
Mr.. Hawkes., Of York Village, in the
presence Of few intimate friends,
including Mrs. John r. Rodgers
and Mrs. Horace w. Wescott, Of
this city. and Mr.. and Mrs. Rex
Beach, Of Ardsley -on-the- Hudson.
Mrs. Lakin, a former resident of
New York, has resided in Wash.
Ington the past three years. The
bridegroom, who is member Of
The American consular service, has
been assigned at the State Depart
ment since 1929. Mr.. and Mrs.
T.akin will depart in October for
a foreign post, not yet indicated
by the State Department.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
CLEVELAND PARK CHURCH
TO HEAR MRS. CREST SING

At the Cleveland Park Congre.
gational Church tomorrow morn.
ing soprano solo will be sung by
Mrs. Ssvona Griest.
The music program will includes:
Prelude, Song Without Words"
Men6elsSohn; offertory, "Reverie, :"
Bendel; postlude, Allegro" Parker,
which will be played by Mrs. Page
Nick. Etchison, director OF music
and pianist.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
TO MAKE DEBUT
HERE IN NOVEMBER

Captain and Mrs. Ridley Mclean
will present their daughter, Miss
Beatrice Mclean, to society at a
tea, Friday, November %, at their
residence on Kalorama road. They
will give a dance December 80 at
Rauscher's for their daughter.
Miss Esther McVann has re-
turned to her apartment. in Meridian
Mansions after a summer spent in
Maine.
Captain and Mrs. Henry Hughes
Hough of Washington are at The
Ambassador in New York.
General and Mrs. Charles e.
Sawyer, who have been here for a
few days, have returned to their
home in Marion, Ohio.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Hampson Gary,
have gone to Simsbury, Conn, to
be the guests for several DAYS of
William Phelps Emo, and will re-
turn the first of next week.
Major Robert Coker and Lieu
tenant H. r. Rivers, who are sta
toned at Old Point Comfort are in
Washington for few days and are
staying at the Shoreham.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
8 SERMONS ON PROGRAM
FOR RADIO BROADcASTINC

Plans for radio broadcasting for
the month are as follows: Septem.
Der Ia, Doctor Norwood at First
Congregational Church; September
81, Doctor ]. H. Straugh, Rhode
Island Avenue Methodist Protestant;
September 20, Reverend ]. H.
Sizoo, New York Avenue Presby-
terrain Church,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
LONDON DIVINE TO MAKE
LAST CAPITAL ADDRESS

Doctor Frederick w. Norwood, of
City Temple, London, will conclude
his addresses at First Congrega-
iional Church, Tenth and G streets
northwest. tomorrow, speaking at
IL O'Clock, on World Policies
Through Old Testament Windows
Deity" and at 5 o'clock, on
World Policies Through Old Tesla.
ment Windows-Earth and Spirit. "
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
GEORGETOWN CHURCHES
TO REOPEN TOMORROW

The two principal Episcopal cor
gregations in Georgetown, Christ
Church at Thirty first and o streets
and st. Johns Church at Potomac
avenue and o street will return
tomorrow to their respective
churches for Sunday services.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
Western Church Service

Doctor w. L. Darby, executive
secretary, Washington Federation
Of Churches. will preach Sunday at
Western Presbyterian Church. His
morning subject will be THE King
Highway" At night he will speak
on the Christian Standpoint"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
E. Hez Sven to Preach

Autumn Story No. Q: What
Woman Did When Man Lost
His Love for Her." will be related
tomorrow night by e. Hez Sven,
pastor, Centennial Baptist Church.
The morning subject is Gods
Success"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
NOVEL ENTERTAINMENT
PLANNED BY COUNTRY CLUB.
COPYRIGHT HARRIS A EWING

The first of series of festivities
ct the Congressional Country WClub,
which have been planned for the
autumn season, will take place on
Tuesday, September %, and will
take the form Of a harvest home
dance. Elaborate plans are being
made for the entertainment and the
entire building will be converted into
a rural scene, with stacks of corn,
wheat and hay, field flowers and
Farm wagons, Implements and
harness will be scattered through.
out the building and the grill room
will be appropriately decorated and
set aside for barn dances, with
music supplied by a country fiddler.
There will be farm supper,
served from tables covered with red
cloths by walters in overalls and
straw hats.
From the reservations already
made it is evident that this novel
entertainment will be a great sue.
cess.
The engagement is announced ct
Miss Florence j. Fenton, daughter
Of Mrs. Katherine ]. Fenton and
the late David II. Fenton, Repub-
lican leader of the Maryland legis
lature, to Philip E. Barnard, son of
Mrs. Clara Essery Barnard and the
late Louis H. Barnard, U. S.. n.
The wedding will take place in
the near future.
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Doctor KesseIbach, counselor for
the Mixed Claims Commission, and
Mrs. Kesselbach have returned to
their apartment in Meridian Man
sions after vacation abroad.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
NEW OFFICERS CHOSEN
BY INTERMEDIATE ecu.

The intermediate Christian En-.
deavor Union, District of Columbia,
held it's monty meeting Friday at
Calvary Baptist Church. Officers
for the ensuing year were elected.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
BISHOP FREEMAN WILL
VISIT MARYLAND CHURCH

Bishop James f. Freeman will
visit st. Philips Chapel, Aquasco,
in Prince Georges county, Nd, to.
day, for a. conference with the
Reverend j. E. G.. Small and others
Interested in the work of the
Episcopal Church among colored
people in Southern Maryland.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
Federation to Meet

The executive committee of the
Federation Of Churches will hold
It's first fall meeting on Thursday.
at the Endion Club, 1901 ] street
northwest.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
REV. DIcKINS TO OCCUPY
H STREET CHURCH PULPIT

The Reverend Harold e. Dickins
pastor of the III Street Christian
Church, Sixth and H streets south.
west, has returned from his vaca.
ton and will occupy his pulpit
morning and 8 Ening Sunday.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
INTERNATIONAL.
INTERN ATIONAL BIBLE
STUDENTS ASSOCIATION

Pythian Temple Auditorium
1912 9th st. n. w.
IL a. m. - Lecture by Pilgrim
II. II. Riemer, Of Brooklyn, N. Y.
3 p. m,-Lecture by Mr.. Riemer.
Subject: ARE The PRESENT
NATIONS GODS KINGDOM?"
CThe public specially invited
4:30 p. m. - Monthly conErega,
tional meeting.
7:45 p. m.-Tower study.
Seats free-No collactlon. 4
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
|SSIP OF WASHINGTON SOCIETY

honor at a luncheon given yester-
day by Otto H. Kahn, who enter
tanned at the Bankers Club in New
York.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
MISS IRENE CANDY
WEEDS IN PORTLAND, ORE.


Cards have been received here
from Colonel and Mrs. James Candy
announcing the marriage Of their
daughter, Miss Irene Candy, TO Rene
Leroy in Portland, Ore, on Au-
gust 9.
Colonel and Mrs. Candy were sta
toned in Washington for several
years and are now stationed at the
Preside, San Francisco.
Mrs. George Shelton is visiting
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Alexander in
their apartment at the Bradford for
a few days after which she will
return to New York, and will prop
ably join her brother later at Culver,
Ind, where he Is an Instructor in
the Culver Military Academy.
+ X
Mrs. William H. Boiling and her
daughter, Miss Bertha Boiling, who
have been spending the summer at
Atlantic City. have returned to
washington for the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chauncey Parker.
ST., arrived last week from Europe
where they have been for the last
month. Their daughters, Miss Dora
Parker and Miss Elizabeth Parker.
and their son, Cortland Parker. who
remained abroad to travel through
England and Ireland, will arrive in
New York Tuesday. Cortland Par.
ker will go Immediately to Boston
to resume his studies at Harvard
University, and his sisters will re.
turn to Washington. Miss Eliza.
beth Parker will be a debutant this
season. Mr.. and Mrs. Parker will
move from their present home at
1929 Sixteenth street to 1912 Rhode
Island avenue October 1.
Miss May Adams and Mrs. Blu.
chanan Merryman, who went abroad
in the early summer, are now at
Biarritz.
PLANS MADE FOR
POLITICAL" BRIDGE.
So popular is the slogan Honest
Days With Davis of the Mac.
Donald Washington Blackburn Club
that the headquarters at 1915 Massa.
chusetts avenue are thronged on
the evenings devoted to political
rallies, and at the last mteting the
crowd in one room was so dense
that the ceiling was shaken down
in the room below.
Alternating with political even.
ings are the bridge parties on Tues
day and Thursday evenings. The
second Of these parties will be held
on Tuesday evening at O'Clock
and reservations may be made from
Mrs. George Joerns either at her
residence or at the club head.
quarters. Among those who have
already taken tables are Mrs. Delos
Blodgett, Mrs. Mark Potter, Mr..
and Mrs. Ernest G. Walker, Mrs,
L. E.. Loranger, Mrs. Benjamin
Cain, Mrs. Horace Macfarland and
Captain c. C. Calhoun.
Mr.. and Mrs. John r. CallaEhan
have returned from spending the
summer in Canada and at Atlantic
City. Their niece, Miss Mark
Catherine Buteaud, of Beaumont.
Texas, who has been visiting them,
will leave the latter part of next
week for her home in. Texas. Her
uncle, Mr.. Callaghan, will accom-.
pany her and will remain in Beau.
mont about a month.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
COLOMBIAN MINISTER
RETURNS FROM HOLIDAY.

Doctor Enrique Olaya, the Min
lister of Colombia, and Nine. Olaya
returned to Washington last even
ing from Allenhurst, N. j., where
they passed the summer.
\
Porfirio Bonet. who was for sew
eral years commercial attache Of
the Cuban embassy in Washington,
has landed in New York from the
steamer Munargo and is coming to
Washington on a special mission.
He is at present Cuban consul gen
eral in Canada. Senior Bonet is ac,
companied by Sonora BOnet, Sc
norita Evora Bonet and PorfirIo
Bonet, jr.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-13
ON
MAYFLOWER
CRUISE
Secretary and Mrs.
Hughes Guests of Presi-
dent for Weekend

The President and Mrs. Coolidge
will leave this afternoon for a
cruise down the Potomac on the
Mayflower. In the party will be
the Secretary Of State and Mrs.
Hughes and their daughter, Miss
Elizabeth Hughes, and Chester
Rowell, Of California, who is in
town for a few days. They will
return to Washington Monday
morning. Before going to the May
flower the President is throwing
the opening ball of the baseball
game between the local firemen and
policemen.
The Minister of Rumania, Prince
Antoine Bibesco, will be the honor
guest at the weekly luncheon of
the Women's National Press Club
at the Hamilton Hotel on Monday.
The Tomahawk., 1924-04-10
As We Progress

Impressed by some better business"
literature, an English chemist in a
market town placed several boxes Of
golf balls In his window. On next
market day he found cOuntryman
gazing at these globular exhibits with
interest.
1--WE are making progress, Giles, "
remarked the chemist.
Maybe So" responded the rustic.
"but 1 VOW l could never swallow a
pill of that size, EUR"
Maybe a Vital Spot
Circus Leader-If the leopard gets
out, shoot him on the spot.
Guard-Yes sir; which spot7
Only a fool would expect to get any
fun out of funnel.
The Tomahawk., 1924-04-10
T1ERION
" Complexion
az Soap
of-1uorfh more
Cautious Porter

The lordling had just arrived at
the tiny North Wales railway station,
and John Evans Jones, the porter, had
dragged from the guards van store
Of luggage, which included several
portmanteaux. a camera. fishing tackle
and golf clubs and a particularly
ferocious bulldog.
Jaw, portah," commanded his lord
ship, "just put-aw-my portman-
teaux, cameraw, etceteraw, on a cab"
John Evans Jones surveyed the bull
dog obviously. .-<
"Yes, sir" he said slowly. "Er-the