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New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

The decision to make traffic rules uniform throughout the state is a wise one, and motorists will make every effort to observation-disclosures it is wise and for their own interest to do so. When ali drivers realize that it is very much for their interest to drive with care along the highways everywhere then, and not until then, will the highways be as free from ac- cdents as the congested districts are now.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
WILD WILLIES

WILD WILLIES trn the Wake of George S. ChappclD Little Willie, full of fun, Played 8 game with papa's gun. Come here, Kitty" Willie said; Kitty now is very dead.
 sa Willie, when the lights were low, spled on Sister Mary's beau; Sister saw him, just too late, She's never had another date.
 Mrs. D. c. Brown.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
COMMUNICATED
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM
of The Herald:

Eultor or The Herald:
 There is an old saying that con- structiye criticism is the greatest power to push us ahead, so l hope you will not be offended at few words I am going to say.
 In the first place I have not heard one word about "Clean-up Week" this spring. and as you know city is judged by it's clean streets and yards.
 Your paper can do a wonderful lot of good by starting this campaign. In the olden days, Saturday after noon w2s cleanup time, but now Sun day morning you go along the streets and you sec papers and dirt of all description in front and back yards, end streets t.t,
 We nowhave our new hotel and many visitors will be attracted here this summer, so get this "clean-up Campaign going. s.
 You might start this campaign in the schools. Have the pupils get in- terested in planting flowers and beau tifying their yards. The health de- partment inspector should so around and inspect back yards know of hack yards that have not been clean cd in years and then we wonder where all our disease comes from.
 Another thing which I think your paper is woefully. weak on, and that is real estate advertisements. You know most everyone is interested in owning a home Of their own and they look to inc papers to guide them and would rather pick out their place in the paper than to make round or real estate offices.
 Now, last Saturday night. the Hart ford Times had a special edition on Harifo real estate and new build ings Now, why could you not hav, one telling of the growth of our fac tories and other buildings and then you could make it an annual affair. am sure the real estate men would fall in line. as many people are look ing to buy houses.
 ono real estate man in Hartforf told me he sold six houses this wecI on account of Saturdays paper.
 Hoping VIC hear from you in you glowing paper, am for bigger Ne Britain and also cleaner one.
 BETTER CITY.
 Constructive criticism is always welcome 10 this newspaper, it is an evidence that our readers are taking an intelligent interest in the product that we are trying to manufacture and in the city for which we all wish to do cur best. We plead guilty to ignoring the "Clean-up Week." and hope that one may come. As for real estat' transactions, we try to follow tht growth of the factories and the city Real estate advertising must be taken up by the dealers and some such plan his been under discussion her for some time. It will probably bios som out with better weather.-Ed.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

The Fun Shop is . national insti- tuition conducted by newspapers of the country. Contributions from readers. providing they are original, unpublished. and posses sufficient merit will bs paid for st rates vary ing from t1-bb to sIe.9e. Write on ons side Of the paper only and send g1ur contributions to the Fun sfIop Editor" care Of the Herald. viIo Wi1 forward them to New York. Tnaceepfed msnuscripts will not bs returned.
 The Herald editor VIII choose what he considers to he the three besf taffribufions submitted in this dis triet each week and will pay tI.gs apiees for fileir use on saturday eve ming They ain bs sent Co head quarters snd VIII also stand a tiisnfs af beng aecsptsd iH the na- ilsnai Fun sssp.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
Natural

Natural
 The story goes that a negro had been a servant in a rich house. There he learned proper English.
 One day he went to his home in Alabama. As he sat at the table his brother said: san, give me some Passes"
 You must not say 'lasses'," said Sam, you must say mo lasscs'." His brother said, angriy: "How's gwine to say 'mo'lasses' when ain't had none yct'
 Dorothy Kreitzcr.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
Local Fun Shoppers

The three contributions accepted by the local Pun shop editor this week are printed below. The copies have also been sent 10 New York. where they may be accepted in the national Pun Shop"
 visitor-"1s all my luggage in the trunks, Donald?"
 Donald-"Yes. sir" Eisitor-"Are you sure we didn't leave anything valuable behind?" Donald-'Not a drop, sir. Not a drop"
 Donald Mackay.
 125 Shuttle Meadow Ave. Two men were discussing their strength.
 One said: why man I'm so strong I could lift a small cow" The other said: "Thats nothing, last night in Nah Jongg game moved the wall of China"
 Philip Davis. Russell st. 4 bird in the hand is worth two in inc bush-'But. before you scare Away the two in the bush get a strsngle hold on the one in your hand.
 g. W. Fox, rTainyille. Copyright. 1924. Reproduction
 forbiddenD.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news credited to 1t or not otherwise credited Tn this paper and also local news pub lished herein.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
Facts andFancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

Favorite son: A commodity in trade.
 Now if only we could pass law cx- cluding the Japs from the next war; As a general thing the real boss in the family is one that does the most whining.
 Feminine wardrobe: 4 few odds and ends added to a collection of stockings.
 Temptation is no disgrace. The devil never bothers 10 tempt those who belong to him.
 The trouble with modern youth seems to be too much aspiration with out enough perspiration.
 Our guess is fhat vulcanizing was discovered by studying a movie kiss.
 Man has his weaknesses. but he doesn't try on three smaller sizes be- fore rcsigning himself to shoe that fits
 Lives there a man with soul so dead, who never to his friend has said: Have them cut out or you'll be dead"
 We shall be glad to turn our back on machine politics is somebody will show us some other kind.
 The flowers that bloom in the spring. trs Ia, seem to be all dande- lions If you are trying to make a lawn.
 It's an unfair system and the kind Of conduct that will get you to Heaven won't get you into vaudeville.
 The hard thing about bedtime si oEies is to make them simple enough for the younger ones to understand and risque enough for the older anes to enjoy.
 Correct this sentence: "I'd quit smoking in a minute" said ho, If I thought it wasnt good for me"
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
Member of The Associated Press.

The only profitable advertising medium fin the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
Member Audit Bureau of Circulation.

The A. B. c. Is a national organization which furnishes newslC-ers and adver- tlsess with a strictly honest analysis Of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit. This insures pro- lection against fraud in newspaper dis tribution figures to both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
yanctI Willie

A small boy was scrubbing the front porch of his home when visitor called.
 Visitor: "Is you mother in?" Willie: "Do you think I'd be scrub ping this porch is she wasn't?"
 Mrs. Maud Funselle.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
sox2's .7aa1 Sk Z!
 MAxSON 7lxHALL JLDEL
The Inauisitiyc Reportcr


 Our inquisitive reporter yesterday asked this question of four people chosen at random:
 Have you found, after an exhaus- tive analysis of the theory of alterna- tive inheritance, any evidence supply ing a national explanation of the critical situation now existing in the canned sardines' industry, as it were?" Jack Schnorr, the salesman: Nav, l never found nothin' in my life but d street car transfer and that was a week old.
 Mamie Miley, school teacher: There's no reason why every child shouldn't grow up into good citizens if they brush their teeth regularly.
 Mat Price, fireman: "In case of fire, choose the exit nearest you and walk out slowly"
 Flossie Ferguson. photogra pher's assistant: You don't say: Well, don't worry. l won't tell single soul"
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

The Herald is on sale daily in New York at Hotaling's News Stand, Times Square: Schultz News Stand. Entrance Grand Central. 42nd Street.
 Los Angeles. Cal; Arcade Station.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
Bits from the Barnyard

Bits from the Barnyard Said a love-lorn Pig to sweet young
 Sow,
 You're the most adorable thing I
 VOW, My heart is full of love that's true, And have sty in my eye for you"
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

When Marie CorelIi died at strat- ford -on-Avon on April 21st last, the literary world lost one of those pic turesoue personalities that stand apart from the fame of their literary achievements. That Miss Corelh was a famous writer. even though per- haps moi a great one, cannot be denied yet it was something more than fame that made her interesting even 10 those who knew her only by reputa- iion. This js strange in itself in that there are few who more effectually cIcaked their real selves in mystery. Yet the dominant personality that was Marie coreiii could not long re- main hidden. for it was all together too titid and alive. too motiTated by turning cOnsiciions and powerful inn pulses
 Marie Corelii-s early lie is largely
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

Al times il would be difHcult 10 picl osfi tiIe important citizens II bad man uers hadn't been invented.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

Some kisses savor of familiarity. Others smack of it.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
WILD WIIiLIES

WILD WIILIES
 tBy George S. ChappelD. Little Willie, with rock, Beaned the cuckoo in the clock. Father said, "Why don't it tick?" Willie said, "The bird is sick"
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

Business Office .......... 9e5 Editorial Rooms ........ se6
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
SuccpSsftIl EuiIurcs

SucCcSSIul EuuurcS Blackstone:-''Nothing succeeds like success, they say" Webster:-"Still, a few judicious failures have started many a man on the road to wealth." c
 Stanley Felter.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
CJick SIaplkers

The lady wh9 asks you 10 have a 'real homc-cooked meal" and then serves you canned soup, canned vegc- tables, canned peaches, and canned conversation.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
The Decision

The Decision Edith:--"Mary, have you made up your mind to stay in?" Mary:-"No, I've made up my face to go out"
 William J. O'Connor.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

The fellow who forgot about Mothers Day" and gave as an alibi the statement that every day was Mothers Day for him.
 -4Meryin l.. Lane.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

V As a general thing the real boss in the family is one that does the most whining.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

A man may love the ground 8 woman walks On, and still object to cutting the grass on it.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

Favorite son: A commodity in trade.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

Now if only we could pass law cx- cluding the Japs from the next war.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
TELEPHONE CALLS

Entered at the Post Office at New Britain
 as Second Glass Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10
New Britain Herald

HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Issued Daily Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg, 67 Church Street. SUBSCRIPTION RATES: $500 a Year.
 s:.00 Three Months.
 75c. a Month. Entered at the Post Office at New Britain
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

Feminine wardrobe: 4 few odds and ends added to a collection of stockings.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

Temptation is no disgrace. The devil never bothers to tempt those who belong to him.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

Copyright. 1ssI Reproduction
 forbid5enD.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-10

The trouble with modern youth seems to be too much aspiration with out enough perspiration.
, 1924-12-10

ated Iron-to supply the iron deficiency
In the weak, nervous, and rundown so
as to BALD them up into stronger,
healthier men and women.
When, as a result of iron starvation
you get up feeling tired in the morn
ing, when you find yourself nervous,
irritable and easily upset. when you
can no longer do your day work with
out being all tagged out at night; when
yc.. digestion III goes wrong, or yg.
, 1924-12-10

in a state Of nervous prostration, or
until in your weakened condition you
contract some serious disease, but add
plenty Of spinach, carrots, baked apples
or other iron-containing fruits and
vegetables to your daily Io.a and take
organic non #lXaEed Iron .. .lem
for a while and see how your
condition inn
Tho. .ld. .
, 1924-12-10

------ muscle 4 Dram, LOU VII LLIu PIGU-
~ 81 people at 40 who are broken in health
and steadily going do Yard to PHYSICAL
and mental decay while Others at % gre
, 1924-12-10

hive pains across the back
al d your face looks pale and
Oh avn, do not wait until you
GO all 10 pieces and cOIlapse
, 1924-12-10
How Signs OF Old Age Gree pinto Yovr SSysa
When The Iron In Your Blood Runs Low .
Of Iron, You May Be- Old A. Thicty-Nervous. Ir.:aabla ar
Fifty OF Sixty, With Plenty of Iron in Your Blood, You n
Feeling and Brimming Over with Vim and Enc
IRON is THE RED BLOOD FOOD

That Helps Strengthen the Nerves, Restores Wasted Tissue and Aidsir
d power to the Body. Physicians Explain Why Administration Q
.tra Increases the Strength and Endurance Of Delcate, Rundown Pec-
old a4e has already sunk its talons into thousands of men and
women who ought still to be enjoying the sprn gtfnle and summer
Of life simply because they have allowed worry, overwork, nervous
s..lr. DISSIPATION and occupauonal posOns to sap the iron from
--. t .J thereby destroy its mower to change food into living
, 1924-12-10

strong, active, alert
ard Sc nlingly grow
ing Younger every
year. Ore C.3s5 with
erg aa4 de ike
leaves Hlnn
while oil. by
keep. up a erc0g
, 1924-12-10
Canned Fish
Candies

Darling cream, Raspberry and Lemon
drops, Egg aod Marshmaliow, also
Greenti4li Chocolates in | & J 10
boxes, Sugar Almonds, Sana Clara
Figs, Chocolate Sponge, Cher
ries. Chocolate Walnut Putfs.
, 1924-12-10

y o u A r E a GEL
i your skin is shrinking
and your face looks wrin-
kied, careworn and old
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-06-19
JABOTINSKY IN LECTURE
DEMANDS RETURN TO
JEWISH STATE IDEA.
CJcwish Telegraph Agency

Vlenna-Bpforc an audience of ff-
teen hundred people. vladimir Ja-
botinSky. founder of the Jewish Legion
during the war activities in Palestine,
and formerly of the Zionist Executive
in London, delivered lecture on the
present situation in the Zionist move
mcnt and in Palestine.
Il am permitted to hope" said Ja-
botinsky, that at least from here, near
the grave Of Herzl, the founder of
political ZioniSm, and exponent Of the
Jewish state idea, the demand will
come forth for the return to the. broad
or Iiouism and the idea of Il Jewish
state in Palestine.
There are no chances for real un-
derstanding between the Jewish and
Arab population of Palestine as the
Jews do not become a power in that
country
Jabotinsky critized Sir Herbert sam
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-06-19
A School For Builders of the Homeland
by Dr. Isaac Gold

In the story of the Jewish revival In
Palestine, the Ilaifn Technical lnst-
mtc, beautifully sltuntcd on Mount
Carmel and overlooking Haifa and the
Ray Of Acco, is more than an cduca-
tinual institution. II has become a
symbol cf the past aud future. OF the
past. because 1t was the storm centre
of the victorious struggle fought by the
Hebrew language against the German
in Palestine; of the future, because it
Is counted upon-to furnish, for the re-
building Of Palestine Il personnel OF
practical techniclanS and engineers,
educated in the land itself, who will
undoubtedly contribute greatly to its
development. In the educational sys-
ten Of Palestine, maintained by the
Kcrcn IIayesod. it occupies unique
place.
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-06-19

own designs for all work executed In
the workshops. Bookhlndlng and the
making Of cardboard boxes engage both
boys and girls in tho lower grades,
while In the upper grades the boys learn
carpentry and metal work and the girls
domestic science. The results Of the
carpentry are found in the school fur
nturc. The domestic science work also
is strictly practical, the girls learning
to cook In the school kitchen, (where
the dietary laws are, Of course, OBJ
served, and to sew by making dresses
and underwear for themselves.
Skilled Workers for Palestine
by these methods the Beth Sefer
licali hopes to educate a generation
of Jews with well trained hands and
this is of capital importance with "A
wholesome, well-balanced attitude to-
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-06-19
THE FROMENSONS TO VISIT
HOLY LAND

Mr.. and Mrs. \. ii. Fromenson Will
sail ON the =. $. Madonna on June 10th
for months visit to Palestine, as part
of three months tour including the
Azores. Lisbon, Algeria, Athens, Egypt
Italy, Austria and Germany.
The visit TO Palestine will give Mrs.
Fromenson an opportunity to study the
further needs of the hospitals, or
phanagcs. clccmosynary institutions
and agricultural camps of the Holy
Land which the five hundred sewing
circles of Hadassah, the Womcn's Zion
list organization, have been supplying
since 1917 with bed-linens, instruments,
garments and other necessities esti-
mated to he worth over half million
dollars. Mrs. Fromenson has been the
volunteer organizer and director of the
Palestine Supplies Department which
she has built up to its present high
state of efficiency and responsiveness.
Due to the cooperation Of the thousands
of devoted women who are members
of the Hadas ssah sewing circles which
flourish in almost every Jewish com
munity in the United States, the
Hadnssah hospitals in Palestine are the
only institutions of the kind in. the
world which have no provision IN
in their budgets fer hospital linens
which are supplied in generous guam
| tity by the sewing groups. These
! groups have also the distinction of
completely garbing all of the Jewish
! children in the Holy Land. and furnish
/ ing them with toys, photographs, and
| other cheer-inducing naraphernalia.
| Every baby born in Palestine receives II
complete layette prepared by the lla-
contributed thousands of dollars in
cash In response to the many appeals
| for necessities from Palestine, trans
mittcd to them by Mrs. Fromenson,
who is member of the Eadassah Ma
tional Executive.
Mr.. Fromenson was the publicity di-
rector of the Zionist Organization of
America from 1917 until he resigned
together with the Mack Brandeis group
ut the Cleveland convention in 1921.
Since then he has handled the publicity
/ for many important philanthropic cam
paignS. local and national. He was
/ in charge of the publicity for the
Philadelphia Y. NJ. II. \. campaign in
1921 which raised nearly a million
/ dollars: Of the S1I.OOO,00O national ap-
peal for Jewish war-suffcrers; OF the
Pittsburgh Federation of Charities
among others.
Since the beginning of 1923 he has
| been associated with Mr.. Louis Popkin
in the Planned Publicity Service which
portnnt campaigns such as the Jewish
Theological Seminary. the Conference
of Jewish Charities, the Jewish Wei
/ fare Board, the Jewish Education As
sociation, the National Hospital for
Jewish ConSumptives the National As
Scciation of Straw Hat Manufacturers,
the Association of Jewish Center Secre-
| tariGs, the Institute of Religion, the
| Union Of American Hebrew Congresa-
tions, and the Newark Beth Israel Hos
pital.
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-06-19
PURE FOOD
PAGE

governed by n board OF its own, con
slsting Of DR. j l.. Mngnes, of New
York (now living in Jcrusalcm) Mr.,
Sicgmund TIirSch, of Berlin; Mr.. Sicg-
fried lIoilien and DIR. Theodor Zlocisti
Of Tel Aviv; DR.. Elias Auerbach and
Mr.. Samuel Pewster, Of Haifa, and the
heads Of the Beth Sefer Reali and the
Boarding Department
The tuition fees are from l.. /. to l.. ..
(Egyptlan) monthly and l.. Z. monthly
Is charged boarding pupils for their
maintenance, which includes laundry,
clothing repairs, minor medical atten-
tion. and incidental expenses.
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-06-19
An Ideal Boarding School

The boarding department is felt to
lie one Of the most important features
of the school, aS, in this way, it becomes
possible, for parents living abroad, to
send their children to Palestine to he
educated. The twenty boarding pupils
already at the school are temporarily
housed in the school building itself. on
March 30. 1924, the cornerstone for
special building for 80 boarding pupils
was laid on the grounds already occu-
pied by the buildings Of the Tcchncum,
the Beth Scfcr Reali Irhi and the Work
shops Of the latter. The new building
dedicated 10 the memory of David
WOllisOln, successor TO HCrZl in the
leadership Of the Zionist movement, will
b" set on the slope Of Mount Carmel,
above the town of Hnifa, overlooking
the Bay of ACcO and the mountains Of
GalilCr. This location is as hcalthful
as il * beautiful and there are no cX-
rcmcs Of climate. the heat of the sum
mcr being tempered by the Meditcr,
Tninn brceZeS.
DIR. j. l.. Magnes on Board of Governors
The boarding department is to be
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-06-19

uCl and the present Zionist n ministra-
tion, pointing again to the necessity
of creating Jewish Legion in Pal.
estine which would be ready tor the