Arizona state miner., 1924-01-12
JIBEs AND JOKES.
If you have ice-water in
your veins don't read this.

The bootlegger's beautiful daughter
Poured a pint in pitcher of water.
She bottled it then, and it came out
again
Eight pints at six and a quarter.
IN. Y. Journal
A pretty maid said she'd never been
kissed;
But she cannot say it yet.
Because he grabbed her in his arms
And kissed her where she set.
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Yavapai Ike brought a big basket of
eggs to town this week. Just as he
passed down Tegener avenue. Lafe
Gabberdong and Missouri Gollyhorn
spotted him. He rushed over to the
constable's office and told him Ike
had been over to the Watson ranch
and stole the eggs. Then they got
Bill Putt to make complaint. Re-
suit. Ike Vas yank.al u1 lie told
a story that he claimed was oggsact,
but you cHvid tell it was cracked.
ECt A. P. fish cop 9eii til" eggs, gay
Ing. Ike, :'M can't pull that shell
game. off on me. Anyhow, Ike is free,
minus the eggs, till the rial CcTnrs off.
Meantime, Ike IS "a:tlcs Il roll like
The ocean.
The school ma'am, addressing a
particularly naughty boy: Il wish
vas your bla,her fo- about q week, III
teach 20 SOD ething you don't know"
The boy: Well, Ill speak ,o dad
2cOrt It.
Whether they make both ends meet
or not, the BARRIERS generally manage
to scrape along.
While dad wears tight lines
about his mouth, mamma and the
girls all wear loose frocks.
With all this "bobbed hair" mania,
there will likely ensue a depression
in breakfast caps.
Jerry Grimshaw declared the other
day that fish can talk, for he ate
two that morning that protested real
loud. Then Sam Powell said that's
nothing, fish are the fastest breeders
on earth. He caught two founders
list summer at Rocky Point and when
he got home he had three-two floun-
ders and one smelt.
Mabel Normand knows that Dimes
makes dollars, but her ways of col
lecting them may pot be profitable
and she stands to lose a few, besides
her, appendix.
Why is it that Mabel Normand goes
to the hospital after each escapade she
has with sporty male companions?
Another case of Fatty Arbuckle. Her
pictures have been tabooed in Ohio.
Missouri Gollyhorn says that funny
stuff by Yavapai Ike is like the eggs
he sells, which might have been fresh
once, or the hens that laid 'em must
have been awful sick.
"What She Said"
He-Honest, efficient and reliable
all the way through. No graft, no
bootlegging and no vice in this town.
Big clean-cut officers and darn court
eous and gentlemanly, too. No. sir.
there isn't another city
She-Can you imagine that big bum
calling me down? Honest, passed
the schoolhouse hitting only 90
miles! The big bully's got it in for
me and lets the riff-raff gamble, boot.
leg and rob under his very eyes. II
suppose he wanted me to slim him
ten-just the way with the police
force-just mess of graft. / don't
see why the people stand for it. No
SIT, there isn't another city in the
country tnat would tolerate it.-Ore.
FSuch surprise" said Cooty Bill.
My wife bobbed her hair and found a |
pair of ears
"A jokes a JOKE" said Poker Bill. |
but when man sells me sticky fly
paper for porous plaster, that's no !
joke"
An EngliShman wanted to know if |
venisOn was dear in Arizona, and Hun. |
cry Hank, the butchers brother-in-
law. spoiled it all by saying, most
OF it is veal"
Il spoke to her-asked her for a |
dance, and the icy stare she gave me, /
made me perfectly hot" said VIII
Scriggins.
What is it that stands all day with
its heart in its head?
"Wickenburg widows are planning