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New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

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 Mhen lhs eRRHs EfiEFRga thsE ssii Ihea R,ade na FeR0Fts ie Mssh- aRggaa ss ihrl weFr fFar aE9Ris The MRHf H0sss folieari Niih snoiReE lissAoNah
 Ths fact is had lhs sfn'Rrf turned 09i aasaReessfRllH the administration aas in position la sgoii hlame, nos ihal 6 has Pr0Esi saeefssfRi as- lsmpts are made lo seizs credit for il.
 Credit gees to aH lhaSe Nha Nsfs idenllhed Eilh ihs parlsgs sRa none ia aRy representative of the sdmlRis- traitor because there Aasnt aRN,
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
Observations On The Weather

,,or Connecticut: Increased cloudiness tonight, followed by showers Saturday; not much change in temperature, moderate shifting winds becoming southeast and south.
 Conditions: The western trough of low pressure has divided during the last 24 hours into two separate disturbances. The northern portion is causing unsettled showery weather in the upper Mississippi valley ana western Lake region. The souliierh portion is over New Mexico. Pleas ant weather continued in the east portion of the Great Lakes and along the coast from Maine to Florida' The temperature is rising slowly Tn central sections.
 Conditions favor for this vicinity fair followed by increasing cloudlness and possibly local showers saturday.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
PRINCE OF WALES
 READY ID SAIL
Lots Of Debs. Already Abroad
 Hasten HOme-,On Same Ship
By The AssoeInted Press.

By The Associated Press.
 London. Aug. e2.-The Prince of Wales has packed his trunks. bid goodbye to his cronies and, with the exception of few official matters to be attended to today, is ready to hand over his tickets to the purser of the Berengaria which will leave tomorrow from Southampton to take him on his second visit to the United States. Wales trip this time will lack the eXclusiveness of his first visit, which was made in a British man-of- war, for the capacity of the Bcren- garia has been packed by the debu- tantes who for various reasons are cutting off their European trips to hurry homeward on this particular | liner.
 These marriageablc daughters will leave behind several hundred disap- pointed Americans who have been turned away from the shipping offices in the last four or five weeks, since the liners accommodation for seven hundred saloon passengers are all taken, and who constitute the long list of expectant ones awaiting possible last minute cancellations. | Since the Berengaria arrived in port Tuesday a corps of plumbers, carpen- ters, painters and upholsterers has been busy re-decorating the imperial suite which his royal highness will oc- cupy.
 Quitting of Suite
 The suite, consisting of two bed rooms, saloon and breakfast room. now is in spotless white with gay schintz covered chairs and draperieS, new furniture and fixtures and other improvements, including tiled bath room.
 The adjoining suite will be occu- pied by Wales cousins, Lord and Lady Louis Mountbatten who are ac- companying him. His equerries and attendants will distribute themselves | in rooms bordering on the royal heirs quarters,
 The rank outsider who travels on the Berengaria will also benefit more
  glance at the prince, for the entire ship has been cleaned inside and out, flowers and plants add charm to the saloons and passages, the personnel has been completely outtitted in new uniforms.
 The prince will not dine in the gen. | eral dining room, but a table will be , placed in an alcove off the balcony or the saloon, set for the nine mem- bers of the princes party who areen- titled by invitation to sit around the | board.
 Chairs and spaces on deck outside | the gymnasium and ballroom will be the most popular with the passengers, for it Is the best bet that they Will get their most frequent glimpses or
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
GREENLAND AT LAST.

Our intrepid world -girdling flyers reached Greenland without mishap, The jump from Iceland to the larger Island was regarded as the most haz- ardous of the great flight and it's suc- cessful negotiation leads to the as- surance that they will be able to cover the remainder of the distance with comparatively less trouble, although the next hop, from Greenland 10 the coast of Labrador, is no easy one.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
WATER IN HEART
Doctors Find Strange Cause of Death in Case of Follies Girl Who Was an Admitted Narcotic User.

New York. Aug. 22.--One of the most unusual causes of death was pronounced by city medical authori- ties today as having been found in a posthumous examination of Mrs. Mark Warnock Liberman, Folies actress, who came here from Indepen- dence, Mo-, a few years ago to enter the theatrical profession.
 The young woman was found to be q user of a narcotic by pr. Alexander o. Goettler. city toxicologist. after ether medical examiners pronounced death due to heart disease while she was bathing.
 Dr. Goettler found a small quantity of water in the heart. beside proof that the young woman used mar cotic. From this he established fthe conclusion that she had been tempor- arily overcome by the drug and fallen until her head was submerged, caus- ing her to take water into the lungs.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
Facts andFancies
BE RoBERl aEnIKA

A happy fnlias foF mest hlms Is a RaR
 The mRsi tuR ahaui gaTdeRiRE IS Nhen your nelghb0F h0TFoNs your hoe,
 Paiaio bugs have their uses They keen one from worrying about EuroRe's troubles
 Perhaps it's progress but ihe fool driver kills forty where the duellsl killed one,
 We can't go ali the Way with La Toilette, but we'd like ts have part Of his hair,
 Age Of ls, "Haw many people are in iail." Age of 60'-''itew few people are in iail'"
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
Spoiled the Day

It was one of those warm after moons with just enough breeze stirring to make motoring delightful. The old bus never hummed along better as l stepped on the gas" A tingling sen- sation of enjoyment crept over me as I realized that, with the exception or a solitary motorcyclist directly ahead, I had the whole road to myself. Well, I would soon eliminate that fellow!
 I gave my car more gas. But the distance between Us widened. lie evidently accepted my challenge for race! Nothing suited me better. My speedometer registered 40 miles and was rapidly creeping up to 50. Cad, but that chap must have a dandy motor in his wheel I was doing 60 now. He slowed down. He knew when he was beaten! I slowed down, too. I'd exchange a few kidding remarks with the fellow.
 He stopped. With a screeching Of brakes I brought my car to stand still.
 IS 3ty miles an hour, eh?" he rasp- ed. T guess we'll take your pedigree. Let's see your license"
 He was the state highway police- man!
 You can get a lot of fun out Of marriage, says a prominent jurist.
 How we'll the Fun Shop contributors know it!
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
WHEELER SPEAKS
 IN CONNECTICUT
La Follette's Running Mate [
 Include State on List

Washington, Aug. es. - The Ls- Follette-wheeler campaign managers arc directing their attention to New England and tho south.
 coineident with the announcement that Senator Wheeler. of Montana, vice-presidential candidate. after opening tho campaign with a Labor Day address in Boston. would speak in Maine, New Hampshire. Rhode Is-t land and Connecticut before swinging through New York state on tour westward. comes the statement that a regional headquarters is 10 be estab- lished in the south. The location has not been determined.
 Plans for coralling votes in all sec- tons Of the country arc under dis cusslon at conferences which got un- der way here yesterday. Senator La- Toilette and his running mate talked over the situation yesterday with David K. Niles, acting head of the speakers bureau. Attorney General Ekeren, of Wisconsin, who Is in charge of the solicitation of campaign funds from the public. was here to- day for a conference with the candi- dates.
 Tomorrow. John II. Nelson, national campaign manager with headquarters at Chicago will be in Washington. He will discuss the political situation with Senators LaFollette and Wheeler, and wit hthe committee which is assisting him in directing the campaign.
 Mir. Niles left for Boston today to complete arrangements for the ad- dress by Senator Wheeler there and in other New England cities. The senator will speak in Worcester. Mass, in the evening of Labor Day. and. &C., cording to present plans the next evening in Manchester, New Hamp- shire. Other New England dates are ;,,I Iaf
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
DAVIS STRIKES BACK,

The major political candidates Of the campaign have begun striking from the shoulder" eaFly' this more especially is true Of Messrs, Dawes and Davis
 Republican papers recently emitted an editorial groan when Davis in his acceptance speech placed a razor'like sharpness to his remarks: then Dawes believed his acceptance speech and Democratic papers had occasion 10 groan. Today Davis lets ny another rlp-snorter and one can expect our Republican friends to gasp for breath for few days. or until Dawes gives them an antidote 10 assuage their wounded feelings.
 Davis today made T speech in Sea Girt, x. J.. and bluntly mot the Re- publican thrust Of common sense" in government by stabbing with the pon- ard of common honesty"
 The one obviously includes the ether: one cannot fatuonsly smirk under the cloak Of common sense without practicing common honesty: nor can one sip of the cup of com mon honesty without imbibing in com- mon sense. Davis subtle jab rips open wound in the body politics of the administration that has been vainly trying to heal and he does it in a common sense manner,
 Ever since Chairman Butler thoughtlessly proclaimed that admin istration scandals were ancient history and a forgotten nine days wonder and that nothing would be heard of them again, he has heard more of them than ever before. budget system cannot make up tor waste of public resources, Davis says: unfit and corrupt men were placed in office and 1t is no defense that the administration was not of- fcially desirous of dishonesty; a wounded veteran. defrauded of care, gets small solace out of the fact that lavish appropriations were made to give him the care he didn't get.
 It is well to emphasize what Davis regards as common honesty. Here it Is in his own words:
 What is honesty in govern
 ment? Honesty in the handling
 of public funds and the public
 property, of course. But it is
 something more. It is candor and
 fair dealing and impartialty and
 the transaction of the public busi-
 ness in the open, in broad day
 light, without disguise, or pre-
 tense, or evasion. It is the play
 ing of no favorltes, whether in
 making public contracts or in
 writing public laws. It is the
 treating of all classes and all
 sections of the country on an equal
 basis. It is the avoidance of se-
 crecy and whispering and sharp
 practice in the management, of
 public affairs. Men love dark
 ness rather than light only when
 their deeds are evil. Whether in
 Washington or out of 1t we will
 have no invisible advisers in our
 party councils, no alliance with
 any of those who work in secret
 for secret ends"
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
Chinese Banks Suspend
 As Result of Warfare

Shanghai, Aug. 22.-Four small Chinese banks have suspended and others are expected to follow. as re- suit of reports of open warfare be- tween General Lu Hung-Hsiang, mill- tary governor of Chekiang province, and General Chi Shieh- Yuan military governor of kiangsu provinces.
 The difficulties between the two generals are said to involve also the nrovinces of Kiangsi, Fukien and Anhwei.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
his Fogal hlghness m these loesll.isl
 His AaniEabs

liis AaniFabs
 Wales wardrobe has been llmllea Co three trunks and some smaller lugT gage. ll Is understood that he Ntll moi appear in uniform at any time during the trip, but ia the three trunks are sufficient eleihes to spread new styles for men throughout the country.
 There sWill be no ceremony al Waterloo station nor al Southampton uRon his departure, Many points connected with his tour still await definite settlement, including plans for his meeting with President caol- idge, His visit to Long Island for the polo games may he extended roughly to fortnight, hut the prince will not have any set program,
 Sir Godfrey Thomas, secretary to the prince, will not accompany Wales on the tanF, this heins explained hy the fact that his marriage is to take place on September II,
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
TO STOP PREMATURE BURIAL

London, Aug. 22.--A bill designed to prevent burial alive has been pre- sented in parliament. It provides for medical inspection of a dead body before certifcation of death, and for adeouate inquiry before certifcation of cause. The cost would be charge able to the estate of the deceased.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
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 (By samuel Hoifensteinl
 
 JingIssJangle Raleris The sun arises in the east And bread arises out Of yeast And while the zenith is it's goal, The bears are freezing at the pole, do not know the reason why The sun should cheese the eastern shy. When 1t might just as well arise In any quarter of the skies, 1 only know that every day II starts upon its golden way The flowers unfold, the birds aWaks And sing, the while the bakers bake And while l know not why it's so, The sun Is bright and ought to know The ostrich lives in foreign lands And trois along the burning sands, And when from foes il would escape, l. hides its head-ihe silly ape! The bee he works and works and works The summer through and never shifksi He doesn't mind the blazing heat Because his labor is so sweet.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
Ikitltlie-KaperS!

Little Ethel was having her hair combed.
 "Mother," she asked, "why does my hair crackle like that"' Its the electricity in your halr, dear" replied her mother. "Why, mother, isn't that queer--l have electricity in my hair and grand ma has gas in her stomach!'
 Jean Odd.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
Sriiin, prclIN

Young poet Crushing in to busy editor) :-"What happened to the poem sent you entitled, The Hcn'?" Editor tbrutally) :-"Ah, yes! foull find 1t laying in the waste basket over there."
 Howard Marcin.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
Another Version

Mamma:-"My goodness. Jean went out without hat and now it is be- gining to rain.'
 Papa a:-"Well, why worry about 1t, Haesn't she got her hair shingled?'
 Dudley Dunlop.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

There is much good sense in a na- ton that can be happy in spite Of "how-to- be- happy" books.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

One slow but sure way 10 reduce fat is the way the average American wastes his earnings.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
us,.,.s, Audit Rarsas si liEsalal,aa,

AelalasI Audit nnIsaa q Anfalallas, rae A, g, c. s naiiaaal slsaA1fsNah which fuTRishss nsEspaisis sna sassls lissTs siih q strictly hehssi aAs.iss ~ slFeuiatinn. Our siFFuiaiinn sallsilss sis hassd np0n ihis snait This ihsAEst lfaH tsetian sgaiasg ffaad "a newspaper ass, iHhutl0n figuFss ta hath nsliehsl sha local advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

Our idea of an educated man is one who understands what the intorma- tions bureau tells him.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
Room and I.umor.

Ed Brown had heard the neighor'
 talk They said his mind was failing; And so he hied 10 Doctor Hawk, To learn if he was ailing.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
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Fhs Assaeiatsa Pis<s ts sariashasls fh'Hisa ia ths zee tai Ts,RueligsileR sf sii Nsss ffsAfisa ta h q hAi athsfe'. fsf.As in ihls papsi sna siso legal nsss Pee' lsnsa heFsia.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

A philosopher is a man who doesn't drink coffee and therefore doesn't care what happens in Brazil.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

No fair man would object to run ming the washing machine If the sight of so much suds wasn't depressing.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

The Hsrsla ts on sale daily ih AsN Fark st fIatsllns's Nsss stand Times saaaFs, schultz Negs Stand, khhshss Grand Central sahA Street.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

The Fun shop is . nAtlonai lnstl, lution conducted by nswspapsIs ei the country. Contributions from readers, pTeYidlns they are original unpublished. and posses sufficient merit, will he paid for aI rates ysTy, Ing from tl,oe 10 5000, Write on one side of ths paper onis and send your contributions to the Fun Shop EaitoT." care of the Herald, she will forward them to New York unaeeepted manuscripts will not be returned.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
Nh saving

Hoyle:--"Ny wife saved Ave dollars at bargain sale today" shaw:-"That's the kind of wife to have"
 Hoylo:--"-but l had 10 give her fifteen dollars for new hat. Her old one was trampled on In the rush"
 Edward II. Dreschnack
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
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American:-"They say that you FngIishmen can't see joke"
 Enelishmsn: - "Er-haw-l-er- cawn't see you very deueed we'll III
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

Fhs sniy Rratishls sdgsstasiHs mfa'sn N lhs caE, ciFfHsiiea taast Aha Fts Tom slxays epsn ls sdssfsissgE
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

Forget this yarn," the doctor said, "rhe tongues of gossip spin 1t, "Forget this rumor bout your head "Why man. There's nothing in it!"
 -Myron w. Johnson
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

The next small country that mur' ders any of our representatives shai receive at least six harsh notes.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
The Irony of It

Friend:-"Well, Jones. is your baby making hit with the neighborsF Jones:-'I should say so. Shes scream!"
 Henry Fisher.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
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New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

-hsw-sdmit I've lsft my blooming eyesglass at h0me.h
 -Mrs Paul Powers, The Lkersluf HeF0ines Are Made of Hair like gold, Eyes like stars, I.ashes like fringe Ears like shells, Teeth like pearls, Lips like T0sehuas. skins like cream, Hands like snowiiakes, Feet like fairies, Figures like sylphs,
 -k'lorenee Woodward,
 kind Judge Judgel-"Mhst have you to say for yaurselfs" PTlsoneF'-'I say l wish l was in a place where there were no traffic cops" Judge.-"Granled. Thirty days" tcopyright 1924, Reproduction
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New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

The wonder is that a moving van lasts so long, The way the men hnri i furniture at it The heavy muscles seen In The ads probably wouldn't seem impressive behind blow,
 Well. election year is good thing, Ii reminds us that We have q farmer class,
 About half Of us now seem engaged in an effort 10 keep the rest of us from going 10 hell, About the only farmers who feel ruined now are those who nave crumpled their new lenders.
 At any rate you can't blame it on the other drivers carelessness when you run into debt. People may be scrappy, hut lhey are not blindly yindlctive. They still have q few kings
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
ConfdentiaIIy Speaking

Payne:-"I tell you my love for you ;s making me mad mad!"
 Barbara:-"Well, keep quiet about tits had the same effect on father"
 Mrs. LeRoy B. Markle.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
svssOglPsioN sAFss:
Tsl.ePnnAg CALLS.

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New Britain herald., 1924-08-22
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New Britain herald., 1924-08-22

A happy sRlias for mes' aims is a Rap-
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-09
THEY AID HOUSEWIFE
New Conveniences in Kitchen Max
ing House Work Pleasure.

A great convenience in the kitchen
is small movable work table in tn,
middle of the floor. One of these
tables is white enameled affair
something between table and kitch.
EN- cabinet. for it has bins for flour
and couple of small drawers to hold
the can opener, pairing knife and bits
of string. without which no home
could exist.
On the porcelain table ton there
are several pieces Of glass baking ware
from which the eye strays to the dish
washer in the background. which
stands with lid uplifted ready to en-
gulf the dinner dishes in q flood of
soapsuds.
The white enameled gas stove bears
another treasure, the steam cooker.
which will cook chicken, potatoes.
string beans and roasting cars, at
one time in various compartments in
side the big boiler, and cook them
well, too. The butchers calendar
which used TO hang on the blank wall
space has been supplanted in the mod
ern kitchen by a wall ventilator,
which sweeps the kitchen odors out
side, and brings in clean, fresh air
from the great outdoors.
In fully equipped, modern kitchen.
household drudgery has become almost
pleasure.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-09

he has been instrumental in raising
! the general standard of wall papers
carried in stock here and used in
building homes of that class.
Helps Home Owners.
Aside from his honest methods in
construction. Mr.. Baity is known far
and wide as a man of high ideals and
possessed of a big heart. He has
helped hundreds of San Antonio people
into home ownership. He has fire.
quenty suffered personal. financial
loss. TO help some buyer over hard
situation and hence he has host of
friends who own "Raitybilts" and who
recommend others to him. As a conse-
Quence. whenever Mr.. Baity opens
quiries from prospective home owners
before construction is even underway.
Mr.. Baity's choice of the Highlands
as q location for another Baity addi-
ton is indicative of the future of that
section as desirable residential dis
trict because Mr.. Baity never goes
into sections of the clty that are unde-
slrable or without proper future out
look. He is keen judge of values and
of location and many people employ
Mr.. Baity to build their homes leaving
to him entirely. the selection of The
location and the purchase of the site.
giving him only such general directions
as may be necessary to guide him in
regard to price and living conditions.
There has never been Baitybilt house
that was not sold AMI there has never
been Baity addition that did not
prosper and make money for investors.
To Start It Once.
Ii is Announced that work on the
homes will be underway
just as rapidly as materials can be put
on the ground by the lumber company.
Mr.. Maverick confirmed the deal and
said that Mr.. Baity had arranged for
q vast amount OF materials to be de-
livered as needed on the property.
If there is one thing we specialize |
IN" said Mr.. Maverick, at is deliver
ing the materials at the appointed |
place and the hour agreed upon. We |
put materials on the lot when we say |
We are going to do it. When Mr.. |
l'city orders humber for s o'clock Mon. |
lay morning. Hillyer-Deutsch-J arratt
company puts the lumber there at s
,'clock-not o o'clock. That is why
we have such large volume of home
orders. The builder. be
he constructing one home or fifty.
Knows that when be gives us an order
or materials. he can quit Worrying
lbout that part of his job because we
will make deliveries on the exact hour
We agree to-"
The Highlands, in the southeastern
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-09

edge Of the city, where Mr.. Baity will
build, is one of the most beautiful
home additions in tie state.
There are numerous reasons for this,
because true TO its name. the High.
lands are high, in fact they are 115
feet above Houston street. The Gulf
breeze comes direct 10 the Highlands.
it does not blow over the districts of
business, or the other city districts
first. 1t is pure and those in the
Highlands are the first to receive this
breeze. There are no dusty streets in
the Highlands, they ere all paved. 1t
also has curbs and sidewalks. Every
thing is there TO make home life en-
ioyable, water, gas. sewers and electric
lights. 1t is close 20 the schools,
churches and car line. There are no
noisy streets in the Highlands for it
is on the outskirts of the city. There
are paved streets directly from the
Highlands to the center of San An
tonic. The Highlands are also inside
the city. limits which assures full fire
and police protection.