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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10
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DR. Coue is coming back We will
see if he gets better year by year as
well as day by day.
Pittsburg apartment house burned.
and this is one time tenants couldn't
yell for more heat
About 900 barrels of beer were
captured in New York. but it is too
cold for beer anyway.
Germany at Ropes End" - head
line. Many people contend the cleo
trio chair is more humane
A woman is robbing men in To-
ledo, O., and they object because she
is robbing them by force.
Leap Year news from Boston Man
stole $4,000 from his wife to elope
with another woman.
Oklahoma cops are after a movie
stars father, but not because he is
movie stars father.
Debt experts will hold big meet
ing in Paris. SO soon after Christ
mas is an appropriate date.
A Birmingham (Ala.) man who
tried to stop an argument between
two strangers will recover.
Here's the Leap Year news from
St. Louis: Two sisters managed ia
marry on the same day.
A bank runner is missing in Los
Angeles. That's what bank runners
seem to do. They run.
Many will be sorry to learn man
who tried to swindle a Greenwich
| Conn dentist got caught.
News from Mexico: Big oil com.
pany going on the rocks. The oil
business is a slippery game.
-rs'1'' ~
People who naturally hate oil cor.
porations will enjoy hearing of big
oil fire in Indiana.
1t seems natural for an oil stock
salesman to be slick article with
: an oily tongue
It takes so little to make some
people happy. Spokane man says he
Is glad he is. in Jail.
About 200 people sang on Chi
cago stage. This is enough singers
to make 1000 neighbors mad.
Lower wool prices are predicted
for 1924, unless they pull the WOO
over consumers eyes.
Meat pacl:ers claim prices >art
down, but butchers say they are be
ing raised by the wholesale.
A thirst for knowledge helps yo,
and so he does knowledge of what
you use for your thirst.
Statistics of last year show very
few bootleggers lost money.
The market price Tor skeletons i:
only two dollars each. Never believe
what q bootlegger says.
How many, times have you writer
1928 and changed it to 1924?
Oh, what is so raw as nose ir
January?
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10
Egyptian Cotton Cron

Egyptian Cotton Crop.
Cairo-The ministry of agriculture
estimates the 1923 cotton crop of
Egypt at 5,8A4, 1000 cantars, cantar
being equal to 80 1-2O pounds.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

About 200 people sang on Chi
cago stage. This is enough singers
to make 1000 neighbors mad.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

Lower wool prices are predicted
for 1924, unless they pull the wool
over consumers eyes.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

People who naturally hate oil cor
porations will enjoy hearing of a big
oil fire in Indiana.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

News from Mexico: Big oil COM
pany going on the rocks. The oil
business is slippery game.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

Many will be sorry to learn a man
who tried to swindle Greenwich
Conn. } dentist got caught.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

A bank runner is missing in Los
Angeles That's what bank runners
seem to do. They run.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

1t seems natural foE an oil stock
salesman to be slick article with
an oily tongue
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

1t takes so little to make some
people happy. Spokane man says he
Is glad he is, in Jail.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

Meat pacl:ers claim prices ARE
down, but butchers say they are be-
ing raised by the wholesale. -.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

Tribune Want Ads Bring. Results
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

Here's the Leap Year news from
st. Louis: Two sisters managed to
marry on the same day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

A thirst for knowledge helps you
and so he does a knowledge of what
you use for your thirst.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

Statistics of last year show very
few bootleggers lost money.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

DR. Coue is coming back We will
see if he gets better year by year as
well as day hy day
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-10

A Birmingham (Ala.) man who
tried to stop an argument between
two strangers will recover.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
DR. FRANK CRANES DAILY EDITORIAL
Truth in Advertising
By DIR. FRANK CRANE

The American delegates Advertising Convention in England things said at this conF enon to advertising passed from the region of things into the realm of laws and customs
 Most emphasis perhaps the slogan Truth in AdVer- of business which is that anyone depend largely that good will cannot be obtained unless his performance equal to his profession
 emptoT-let the bewarehas passed his customer Is part or ms The recognizes that unless he faithfully fuh his cannot remain in business
 mali order concern Tn Ih .so If was large the statement et ny m the goods returned at the expense inc house This novel and unusual Fifty years unhrd of The m buyer of his purchase matter ho" disappointing
 Business is made up good will which has been denneo az of purchaser the seller from whom ne nae obtained unless IS representations have always oeeh truthful. Il, ..., L,
 a.rr,uv inc buyer skepde notwithstanding all that h exraVagant advertising The WISE
 o+ therefore will take care advertisements habtnay unoe state nd d not his
 chicanery eliminate themselves aen the dignity of profession must m doing attracts to ~ the of and more, business becomes p
 
 There is no doubt that the priest and the soldier pAA hand For business remains th ep calling engaged in the gest cuisines urpyng administering to the life c the 9ssp and their death
 Copyright, 1s2L by McClures Newspaper Syndicate
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
H|GHT DISBARRED
 AS A CLERGYMAN
Church Unirocks Him--hrs.
 SVeeten's Condition Improved
By The Associated Press.

By The Associated Press.
 Salem, H., Sept. 27.-Chances for the improvement of the physical condition of Mrs. Elsie Sweeten. held in jail on a charge of having poison ed her husband, Milford Sweeten, were considered bright today with her abandonment of fast last night, when she ate her first solid food since Tuesday. A glass and cne-half of milk was all that she has taken since she had been arrested.
 Joy permeated her mind today. for tomorrow she was to have with her her three boys who's future has been her greatest cause for worry.
 My life was as pure as these flowers until l met that man flight" Mrs. Sweeten exclaiped when Sheriff Vogt brought her a bouquet present ed by a Salem woman.
 Lawrence M. Flight of Ina, no longer bears the prefix reverend, for he has been reprived of that title in a committee meeting of the south- ern Illinois conference of the Meth odist Episcopal church, which was ready today to report to the confer ence. The action came after a church trial on a charge of murder, preferred in connection with the poisoning of his wife and of Sweet en.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27


 tend to open our advertising or
 news columns to things that are
 detrimental"
 Such an attitude plays right into the hands of the proscripted party. Refusal to accept advertisements from third party sources Is debata- ble, but does not lack precedents, as old-time party organs made a prac- tice of refusing to accept advertising from their political opponents. But few Of these remain.
 Refusal to print news In connec- ton with party, however appar- ently except when detrimental to that party. is the maximum of fallacy and delusion. It transgresses the primary function of newspaper which is to publish the news without fear or favor, It imposes upon read CTS, who buy paper to obtain all the news 1t is capable of securing and not merely censored news.
 The psychological effect of such censorship is an aid to the third party. Its followers in Bristol na- turally will conclude they are being persccuted. An effective whispering gallery" campaign is stimulated. De- fections to the third part ranks will be easier to obtain.
 The censorship plan defeats its own aims. It encourages retaliation, which is never sweeter.
 If La-Follette or Wheeler, or some other prominent third party leader weeeA to speak in Bristol, the Press would be in a pretty pickle if it stuck 1 to it's reported determination to withhold all reference to the third party in it's columns. It is usually in cities where such tomfoolery is on that the prominent speakers delight | to go.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
Observations On The Weather

Washington. Sept. 27.-Forecast for Southern New England: Partly cloudy tonight. warmer; Sunday partly cloudy and warmer: moderate variable winds.
 Forecast for eastern New York: Partly cloudy tonight; Sunday un- settled and warmer; moderate to fresh east winds.
 Conditions: The western dis turbance now forms a long trough of low pressure extending the en- tire length of the Mississippi valley. It has caused heavy rains within the last 12 hours from Texas northeast ward to Minnesota. Pressure con- tinues abnormally high QYer New England and is also high over the Rocky mountains. The tempera- ture rises from Maine westward to Michigan and falls thence westward 1 to Montana where it is below freez- 1 ing.
 Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather with rising tempera- ture followed by showers.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

state. SO popular in fact, that when he failed to win the presidential nomination at the national conven- ton, many voters here resented 1t and declared they would not vote for any other candidate on the dem ocratic ticket. So intense was the feeling, that many democrats open ly declared Smith or nothing"
 The republicans have put one of their strongest men in the field in the person of Young Teddy Roosevelt. There is magic in the name Roosevelt and the strategists realized thls when they began cast ing around for suitable candidate
 It is probable that "Young Ted. dy' would not have been tendered the honor had 1t not been fer tht prominence gained by the elder Roosevelt. Critics of the republican organization in New York find fail' with the selection of Roosevelt be- cause of hls connection, very re- mote one 1t must be admitted. with the oil scandal in Washington. AS assistant secretary of the navy un- der Denby, he was looked upon with suspicion although no evidence has ever been adduced that he was associated with the giving away Of the naval oil reserves.
 If the fight is between Roosevelt and Smith, it will be a battle or heavy artillery. Smith is in and enjoys widespread popularity. TO dethrone him will be mans job Whether Roosevelt Is the man to do it remains to be seen.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
, WHEN SILENCE INJURIES

On being told by advisers to make c declaration against the Ku Klux Klan, President Coolidge Is reported to have said, "I never knew man who was hurt by what he didn't say"
 But Secretary of the Navy Wilbur is not so sure about 1t, He made speeches on the Pacific coast about what he thought of prohibition and the reason for a big navy in the Pa ctc ocean. Although these utter ances did not fit well with the ad- mnistration, what he really was re- called to Washington for was a speech he intended to deliver In Den- yer, An advance copy got into the hands of the Republican National Committee and the secretary was wired to hurry back to Washington and not deliver the Denver address.
 What Secretary Wilbur didn't say in Denver, but what he intended to say, has evidently hurt him. Gossip in Washington is that should Cool idge win the election. Secretary Will bur will not be in the forthcoming cabinet. Of course, he will not be summarily pitched overheard, but will be allowed to decline reappoint- ment on the score of pressing private matters, which is the usual diplo- matic method in governmental cir clcs.
 Spellbinders on the stump, how ever, have to say at least something and defenders and friends of Secre' tary Wilbur say he merely was at. tempting to make a showing. for the administration on his coast speeches But a stump speaker should ust judgment. Speeches on why tht American people like pie, or the eff feet of automobiles on the health O the people, would fit the situation il such section of the country where i 1 is difficult to hit the brass tack ol the head without spelling the tack
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
A WATERBURY VICTORY

The Eastern baseball league is rated lower than the Intcrnational; yet the Waterbury team, which won the pennant in the New England league, defeated the Baltimore pen nant winners of the International league three straight games in a post-season series.
 The Waterbury sport writers say the Orioles were "out- -classed" and one goes so far as to declare that the Eastern league really is of a high CT class than the International.
 Post season series are not alto gether determining factors as to the actual standing of league, how ever. The old Baltimore Orioles of the 9O's won three successive pen nants and&were regarded as the greatest all-around aggregation of | baseball players of that period, but theY were never able to win post season series.
 The fact that Waterbury defeated i the Orioles this year is not exactly an indication that Waterbury could win a pennant in the International league if it were suddently trans ferred into it.
 Sometimes one team is at its best in a short series and another team is not at it's best. Much depends upon the pitching staff. It is notori- ous that a club is not likely to viii worlds series unless 1t has su- perior pitching, no matter how good the club may be in other depart ments.
 In the American league tht Detroit team gave both the Wash , ington Senators and the New Yorl Yankees severe troyncings recent! and then lost three or four straigh games to the Philadelphia Athletics There are many who believe the De troit team is the strongest offensive ly in the league, but is cratic.
 
 Baseball is peculiar in many of it aspects. If the Waterbury team ha played the series with the Orioles i Baltimore the story might have bee , different. Playing on the "hom grounds" before crowd of loud mouthcd rooters seems to add to tn efficiency Of the home club!
 The Brasscos, however, are to | !. congratulated on their victories. I'll clock city has gained immensely ppestige and advertising,
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
25 Fears Ago Today
 From Paper of That Date

The trouble between the Connec- tictt Go. and Meriden, southington & Compounce Tramway Go. was settled this noon when the latter sold out its rights beyond Lazy Lane. The New Britain-Southing- ton line is now under construction and will be opened by tomorrow night,
 w. l.. Hatch, who was taken i'll yesterday, Is reported as improving today.
 Principal Whipple of the Cram mar school stated today that the building is overcrowded and no more pupils can be accommodated in the seventh grade. Some chil- dren have been sent to other schools, but even this has not suf- feed.
 Manager Parsons has been in- formed that Providence will play here to open the local polo season.
 The demands upon the regular attending doctor at the local hospi- tai are becoming too much for one physician to handle. and 1t may be necessary to secure another to car ry out the instructions of the phy- i sician attending. The cases at the institution now demand from two to three hours of doctors atten- ton every day.
 At the meeting of the fire board last evening, John Schenck was transferred from No. to be driver of No. 2, while William Kelley was promoted to driver at No. 4, Michael Souncy filling his place as substi- ute driver.
 Jack and the Beanstalk" played at the Lyceum last evening, but did not arouse the enthusiasm which v generally has in this city. The olg- gest hit was Baby Florida's rendl- ton of When You Amt Got NC Money, You Needn't Some Round .' Tomorrow evening, the Bostonians will present Victor Heroerts opera "The Serenade."
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
Fayors No Parking Zone
 Around City Reservoir

The ordinance committee of the common council voted last night to recommend that parking be pro hibited around Shuttle Mea- dow lake at any point within 100 feet of the lake shore. The ordl- nance is to be submitted to the coun- ell at the suggestion of the water board, it having been found that the practice of parking has given rise 10 nuisances. No action was taken on the proposal that storage of fuel oil he restricted. This matter will come LID at a meeting of the committee October 9.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
ROOSEVELT A CANDIDATE

Theodore Rooscvelt,s son of for mer White House occupant, is fol- lowing the footsteps of his sire; at least, he has made a start fn that di- reetion. He has been nominated for governor of New York on the Re- publican ticket.
 This duel at the polls will be with Gov. Al Smith. The betting fraterni- ty will place odds on Smith.
 Roosevelt was spIashed with oil in the Teapot Dome scandal. He is charged with having been active in "arranging the mess as assistant secretary Of the navy. He took the papers to the president and to Sec retary of the Navy Dcnby. He ad- mitted to the Walsh committee that he had approved the leasing of the oil reserves. But his memory was poor on the details. He took inc "ord of an oil man that the leases were "a good thing"
 Originally. he testified, he had been opposed to such a lease, but later he became convincd "it was the correct thing to do." He never read the leases and did not know tho terms. He merely took the word o' an oil man that they were "a goot thing"
 Norman E. Mack, Democratic na' .ional committeeman of New York says the nomination of Roosevelt means the election of Gov. Smith b! at least 2sO,OoO majer.y and th'
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
THE OBSER YER
Makes Random Observations
 On the City. and Its People

on election day.
 The address by Senator Ashurst was the climax of program which compared favorably with any dur ing the present campaign. The Arizonan made such an impression that 1t Is almost certain he will be invited to return to Connecticut to speaS before November {.
 The largest vote in the history of Newington is expected on election day, November 4. according to an opinion expressed by Clifton Me- Kenna, chairman of the republican town committee in Newington.
 Two features in connection with the election in Mir, McKenna's opin- ion will have the effect of bringing out a record vote, the fact that 1t Is presidential election and the Pape- Welles controversy, where b. w, Pape is being opposed by Miss Mary Welles for the nomination for representative.
 Mir. McKenna stated that there are at present only S14 registered but there are 150 more to be made and he would not be surprised in view of the widespread interest to see 300 votes cast. The record so far is 755.
 While Mir. McKenna declined to quote on the situation so far as the l Pape- -welles controversy is con cerned, both parties are said to be overlooking no opportunity. MT Pape is running on the platform as being opposed to the proposed child labor amendment and the interfer- ence by the government in states rights, and is said to have been as' sured of the majority of the Maple Hill and farmer votes.
 Miss welles, secretary of the state consumers league, is strong with some of the women and k said to have large following in al three sections.
 Ine OutCOile 10 pcih6 "h'SN' with considerable interest by New Britain republicans who state frankly that the result is somewhat in doubt and cannot be forecasted with any degree of accuracy. Chair man McKenna has issued notice that the caucus will be held on thu evening of October IA.
 Connecticut will be almost a deeply interested in New York poll tics this fall as New York itself, il the event that Governor Smith de cides to accept renomination iron the democratic party. Governo SmiSh is popular in the Nutmel
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

carrying of the state for Davis and Bryan.
 Mrs, Franklin D, Roosevelt, a cousin of the Republican nominee, says she's for smith,
 This nomination Of Roosevelt vir- tually condones the Teapot Dome tiasco.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
A Tribute

T get twenty-five miles out Of 6 gallon of gas with that little car of mine" "Wonderful!" "You said it, old man. That's some boat"
 "I was referring to your imagina- tion-not to the car."
 A. l. Lake.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

You don't look as though you had been away on vacation. Your face isn't the least bit tanned"
 'I know it isn't, but you ought to see the lining of my pocket book"
 Benjamin Cool.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
Three Reasons Why Never Married

1 I loved Bella, and offered her my heart and modest income. But Bella was looking for bargain. Her excuse that she was entirely too young, let me down gently.
 2 When I proposed to Clara she sadly shook her head. She had never thought of me in just that way.
 3 Grace rejected me outright, without even bothering about think ing up an excuse.
 70. H. Schwab.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

The A. B. c, Is a national organization which furnishes newspapers and adNer- tIsers with a strictly honest analysis Of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit. This insures protection against fraud In newspaper distribution figures to both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
Only Natural

Bill Cat the ball):--"That girl who just fiished the exhibition dance is what I would call striking beauty" Jack:-"Yes; I notice she is mak- ing a hit with all the men, too."
 Elmer Pearson.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
From Our Children's Garden of
 CursaSl

trOm Our Cnlluren Ohrueh VII
 Curses!
 Little Grace had had a quarrel with her sister Jean during the day. and when evening came she was still holding her grievance.
 When mother came to kiss her good night and hear her say her little prayer. Grace, as usual, asked God to bless each member of the family in turn, all but Jean, who was rigidly left out.
 What about Jean. dear?" sug- gested mother.
 There was a silence for a little time, then at last Grace said: "Of well, God bless Jean-the skunk"
 Mrs. w. Durrand
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
Same Old Question

A merchant went out of the hsh business and soon blossomed out as a florist.
 People, he explained. were so fussy about what they bought to eat. His first prospective was an old lady who poked at his posies and asked: Are they fresh?" Madam" he replied sadly, T stopped selling fish to get away from that question:.
 --Ernest Floyd
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
Member of tho Associated Press.

The Associated Press Is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication Of all news credited 10 it or not otherwise credited in thls paper and also local news published herein.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
l Like Me

When Annabelle talks I'm bored as
 can be, For Aunahelle talks of herself, you
 see, When I'm trying to talk about me! M, NJ. H.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

Fable: Once there was a man who didn't exaggeTate the size of hail stones.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

The only profitable advertising medium
 in the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
FALL CONVENTION
Peoples Church Missionary De- partment to Have Semi-Annual Session Next Week.

The fall convention of the Cos pei Missionary society will be held
 in the Peoples Church of Christ, Wednesday and Thursday, Novem- Der 5 and 6. Rev. Harry Ironside of Oakland. Cal, writer and Bible teacher of international reputation, will be one of the speakers. He will speak at this church Sunday, November 2, and each evening of the following week. Mrs. Myrtle Knapp, a missionary from Africa, will also speak at several sessions.