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The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
RHEUMATIC,
NEURITIS
Leaves You Forever

Every druggist in this county is au-
thorized to say to every rheumatic suf
ferer that if a full pint bottle of Allen
rhu, the sure conqueror of rheuma-
tism, does not show the way to stop
the agony, reduce swollen joints and
do away with even the slightest twinge
of rheumatic pain, he will gladly re-
turn your money without comment.
Allenrhu has been tried and tested
for years, and really marvellous results
have been accomplished in the most
severe cases where the suffering and
agony was intense and piteous and
where the patient was helpless.
Mr.. James H. Allen, the discoverer
of Allenrhu, who for many years suf-
fered the torments of acute rheuma-
tism, desires all sufferers to know that
he does not want a cent of anyone's
money unless Allenrhu decisively con-
quers this worst of all diseases, and
he has instructed druggists to guaran-
tee it as above in every instance.
Orange Drug Co. can supply you.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
WORTH 1T

An old Scotsman, debating his will,
said: II give AMI bequeath to my
wife the sum of 400 a year. Is that
writ DOOM"
Yes said the lawyer: but she
may marry again. Won't you make
any change in that case? Most people
do"
"Ah, weel. write again, and say: #
my wife marry again / give and be-
queath to her the sum Of 200 d year.
That'll dae eh?"
"Why. that's just double the sum
she would have lad If she had re-
mained unmarried said the lawyer
TT Is usually the other way"
AYE said the Scotsman. but him
that taks her wull deserve it,"
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
This Nurse Just
Couldn't Stop Coughing
Specialists Didn't Help

1t takes more than ordinary sweet,
syrupy cough mixtures to stop stub
born cough that persists in hanging on.
For slight ordinary coughs almost
any decent cough syrup will do, but if
you have one of those tough ones that
won't yield to common remedies and
often keeps you awake at night then
your one best bet is Bronchuline Emul-
sion.
Often one half bottle forces the most
stubborn cough to yield and you are
better almost before you know it.
There is no sugar, chloroform or
dope in Bronchuline Emulsion, and it's
wonderful medicine for people who
are getting over a heavy cold or an
attack of Flu.
A New York nurse just couldn't stop
coughing even after consulting special
lists yet one half bottle of Bronchuline
Emulsion did stop it-completely.
Ask H. J. Dennis & Co. or any drug
gist for a bottle-often three or four
doses will stop an ordinary cough.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
Duro Pump Co.
35 w. West Jersey Ave.
PleasantviIle, NJ. j.
Your Home Folks
Are Talking Now

Especial despatch by your own druggisD
We are proud of our drug business.
We have given you our pledge to fur
nish you with the best in medicine and
to give you our best service when
sickness and trouble come to you
We never recommend anything we
don't believe in and when we guaran-
tee anything, we back it up every time.
We have taken the exclusive agency
for the genuine original vinol, the
worlds greatest tonic-for saXol salve
"a wonderful soothing treatment for
many skin troubles-for saxo soap, a
cleansing medicated soap for the skin.
Millions of people have proved that
these wonderful preparations are the
best ever offered to the public. We
guarantee that these preparations will
help you-your money back instantly
if they don't. We believe in them
but be sure you get the genuine every
time from US.
Sold and guaranteed by
Crawford's Main St. Pharmacy,
Pleasantville.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
Maybe a Draw,

Tommy, aged six, who had been en-
gagged In a fight, was being reproved
by his mother. "You should never
fight" she said. unless the other boy
begins it,
Huh" exclaimed Tommy, "he's too
slow. If I had waited for him to be-
gin it there wouldn't have been any
fight"
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing local budget was approved by the
Common Council of the City of Corbin
City, County of Atlantic and State of
New Jersey, on December 22nd, 1928.
A hearing on the budget will be held
at the City Hall in Corbin City, on the
10th day of March. 1924, at o'clock p.
m., at which time and place objections
to said budget for the City of Corbin City
for the year 1924 may be presented by
any taxpayer of said City.
The local budget for the City of Corbin
City for the fiscal year 1924.
ordinsndo This budget shall Constitute the tax
AN ORDINANCE relating to taxes for
the year 1921 ~
Be it Ordained by the Common Council
of the City of Corbin City that there shall
be assessed, raised by taxation and COL
lected for the year 1924 the sum of 49,
758.20 for the purpose of meeting the
appropriations set forth in the following
statement of resources and appropriations
for the fiscal year 1924
Amount of Surplus Revenue, None.
Resources.
1924 1923
Anticipated revenues:
Surplus Revenue Appro-
priated ................ None None
Miscellaneous Revenues None None
Amount to be raised by
.So o.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
LABOR SHORTAGE

Farmer Ragwort-Minerya, did ye
notice that that new hired man is sort
of maxim eyes at our Tilly?
Mrs. Ragwort-Yes, the impudent
scamp. But Tilly will soon flare up
and show him his place.
Farmer Ragwort-Er, what? Ye
don't think as Tilly'd turn him down
before l get the harvest in and the
silos filed, do ye?"
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23

The choir was rehearsing a new set
ting of Onward, Christian Soldiers, .
for the Sunday school anniversary.
At verse three the choirmaster said !:
Now, remember, only the trebles sing
down to the gates of hell, and then
you all come in."-Tit-Bits
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23

The Ananias Club: my daughter is
more interested in getting high marks
in her studies than she is in clothes
and boys" declared the mother Of the
flapper high school pupil.-Cincinnati
ENQUIRER.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
Presentinn a Scanenoat-

"John, wake up" whispered his wife
There's a burglar in the house"
well, what do you want me to do
get up and run the risk of being
killed."
mo, but If you find in the morning
that somebody's been through your
pockets, don't blame me-"
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23

Miss Rouge: I'm so sorry to hear
of your motor accident" Motoring
Friend: "Oh, thanks; it's nothing.
expect to live through many more" :"
Miss Rouge; "Oh, hope not. .'-Toron-
to Telegram.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
Some satlsfactlon.

The Boss-You are always grumbling
about something.
Oerk-Well. Tn glad you admit that
I'm not grumbling about nothing.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
The Old Hen.

Mr.. Flubdub didn't like his mother
in-law. He came in one day and,
hearing a racket, demanded: whats
the old hen up to now?'
Laying a carpet" replied his wife
briefly.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
A Rescue Worth Maxine,

Wife Cat the seashore)-Why do you
always bathe with the hotel help?
Hub may get a chance to rescue
cook TO take home with US.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
A Little Christeninu,

Customer-Waiter, do you call this
oyster soup? Why, the oyster in 1t
isn't big enough to flavor it
Waiter-He wasn't put in to flavor
1t, sir. He's just supposed to christen
II.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
That Is Customary.

my daughters music" sighed the
mother, has been a great expense"
"Indeedi' returned the guest; "some
neighbor sued you, supposef'
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
Papa and His Flivver.

"What's the trouble?"
1.-THE car won't rum"
"What's the matter?"
''Pa's been fixing it again."
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23

HOUSEWIFE don't believe you've
washed yourself in the last year.
Tramp-You are right, lady. l wash
myself only before 1 eat.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
IRRESPONSIBLE Publication.

The paper mark doth but deceive
The eye that takes a squint.
You're not expected to believe
All that you see in print.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
Length of Her HOLIDAY

He-So you've had a months holl-
day?
She-Well = three weeks - and
week with my husbands people.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
A Real Performance.

'They keep two servants"
81 wonder how they do it? 1 have
difficulty getting one to stay longer
than two weeks"
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
Had No Reproaches.

Wife-Don't you thi it's a shame
for me to be going tC church alone
every Sunday?
Hub-Oh, l don't know. You might
be doing something worse.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23

One advantage in not being a movie
star is that you don't get boycotted
whenever your chauffeur happens to
shoot somebody.-Cleveland Plaindeal-
err
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
The Tripping Tongue Again.

Sickroom Yisitor-Well, l hope that
the next time call you will be up.
Sufferer-Thanks trust that will
not only be up, but out.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
VEGETABLE LOVE
White Potato-Oh, Miss Sweet P0-
tato, you are so sweet.


How oft you note from day to dag
That man in deep despair
Who puts things carefully away
And can't remember where.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
A Conscientious oblector.

Magistrate-Did YOU obtain any cor
roboration?
Witness-Not mel I don't believe
tim not-affrraaiiaI Of ssnrn pdZ.-Eoh
don Tit-Bits.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
In Round Numbers.

Suffering Kid-Pa, did you ever
have a tooth pulled?
Papa with great gusto)-Haye I,
my boy? should say SO; hundreds
of them.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
He Should Know.

Hotel Manageable longest way
around is the shortest way home, va
know.
Stranger-Tll say so! That's the
way these taxicab drivers figure it.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
How Benedict Saw Il.

She-When we were married you
said l was the sun of your existence.
He-Well, you do make it pretty hot
for me sometimes.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23

Mr.. Newlywed-Well, dear, I've In
sured my life for $1,000.
Mrs. Newlywed-Oh, Jack, and the
car l want costs seven!
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
IN cHANcERY OF NEW JERSEY.

To Adolph Poehner and Margaretha
Poehner:
By virtue of an order of the Court of
Chancery of New Jersey, made on the
day of the date hereof, in certain cause
wherein Mary Vincent is complainant and
you are defendants, you are required to
appear, and answer to the complainant s
bill on, or before the 4th day of April,
next, or the said bill will be taken as
confessed against you.
The said bill is filed to foreclose a GER
tificate of tax sale made by Benjamin C.
Lee, Collector. to complainant of date
September Both. 1918, covering lands in
Egg Harbor Township, county of Allan
tic and State of New Jersey, and you are
made defendants because, it is alleged,
that you own said lands or some parts
thereof.
Dated Feb'y End, 1924.
H. w. LEWIS,
Solr of Complainant,
1915 Atlantic Ave,
Atlantic City, N. j.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
Obliaations.

Debt could not spoil this life SO gay
With irritating chatter
II each could say q cannot pay"
And thereby end the matter.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23

Sunday motor accidents indicate
that it's a great life if you don't week
end.-New York Tribune.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
Colder or Warmer,

The weather sharp his charts will scan
In quest of knowledge all exact;
But, oh. the janitors the man
Who makes you know the real fact.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23

Are you a member of the Pleasant
vile Press family? If not, become one
today.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
IN cHANcERY OF NEW JERSEY.

To the Heirs and Devisees of William H.
Green, deceased:
By virtue of an order of the Court of
Chancery of New Jersey, made on the
wherein Jack Berridge and Esther Ber-
ridge are complainants and you and 9TH
ers are defendants, you are required to
appear, and answer to the complainant's S
bill on or before the 4th day of April,
next, or the said bill will be taken as
confessed against you.
The said bill is filed to foreclose a GER
tificate of tax sale made by the Collector
of Taxes of Pleasantville, N. j., of date
November 10, 1904, covering land in Plea
santville aforesaid. and thereafter assign
ed to compliments, and you are made
defendants because, it is alleged, that
you own said land or some parts thereof
Dated Feb'y End, 1924.
H. w. LEWIS,
Sol'r of Complainant,
1915 Atlantic Ave,
Atlantic City N. J.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
Tahlold Drama.

Here comes a good-Iookln' fellow,
Maize. what're we dOln' today, firtin'
or bein' indignantT"
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
He Wants 70 Know.

He Wants TO KNOW.
"Say, Jared"
"Huh?"
MY old boss Is lame. Would this
here automobile oil hurt a hossw
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
NOTICE.

By virtue of an act passed by the Leg
islature in 1915, I will sell on Tuesday,
M, at Risey's Garage and Repair Shop.
312 Chestnut ST., Pleasantville, N. j., one
Paige Touring Car, year 1918, engine
number S7493. Proceeds of the same to
be applied to the payment of the lien for
storage and repairs held by H. C. and
Philip Risley against said car.
PETER A. VERNON,
Justice of the Peace.
Dated February l, 1924.
The Pleasantville press., 1924-02-23
WORSE AND WORSE

Sister, wish you wouldn't butt in
when Charles here, you know how
anxious l am to marry him.
Bobbie-That's what told him.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-10-10

Sunday. Arthur Wolf, chairman of
the community fund committee on
church cooperationy announced to-
day.
Churches will recruit workers. Wolf
said response from clergymen Of all
denominations and from congrega-
ton leaders had been gratifying.
Alfred O. Kaufman, executive
committee chairman, announces that
nearly 900 workers have been signed
up, and that 1000 are sought. Vol
unteer workers should send names
to headquarters on the third floor
of the Chamber of Commerce Bldg.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-10-10
FURNITURE BUYER DEAD
Three Others Injured When Auto
mobile Crashes Into Truck.

By Times Special
EVANSVILLE, Ind, Oct. 10.-R.
H Norman, furniture buyer of Chi
cago, was dead today and Fred
Bockstege. president Of the Book
siege furniture factory; George
Reichmann. president of the Evans
Vile furniture factory, and Irving
H. Hartman, millionaire Chicago fur
niture dealer were suffering from in
juries on Thursday night when
the auto in which, they were riding
collided with a truck on the Dixie
Bee highway. The party was return
ing from a business trip to Blooming
ton.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-10-10
TWO BOYS HELD
IN AUTO THEFTS
Desire to Joy-Ride Given by
One as Motive.

Two boys are held today, one at
the Detention Home, other at city
Jail, while police investigate their
alleged intentions Of stealing auto
mobiles.
A boy giving his name as Clar-
srce Champ, Is, of Redkey. Ind,
was arrested Thursday night by
Sergeant Reilly, when he ran away
from a machine owned by William c
Peterman, 2175 Bosart Ave, at a
filhng station at TwentyEighth st.
He told police he intended 10 joy ride.
A 14-year-old boy was arrested on
complaint Of William Grotenruth.
SIS W. Thirtieth ST., who said the
boy attempted to steal his auto. Boy
told police OF the time he was with
five other boys and an armed man
who held up a party at Michigan 81.
and White River bridge last July.
He admitted trying to take the ma
chine, police said.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-10-10
CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS
indianapolis Churches to Recruit
Workers for Fund Campaign.

Recruiting Sunday will be OBJ
served in Indianapolis churches
The Indianapolis times., 1924-10-10
GILLI0M WAS FORGOTTEN
g. o. p. Anti-KIan Candidate Misses
Name on Bulletin.

Much explaining is being neces-
STATED at what is termed an 'un-
fortunate occurrence at Republican
State headquarters when the name
Of Arthur L. Gilliom. South Berd,
anti -Klan candidate for attorney
general, was left off a bulletin issued
from headquarters labeled Tax
Facts"
ON the opposite side Of the Tax
Facts" bulletin, is printed the re-
ticnal, State and congressional ticket
with GiIliom's name omitted. GilliOm
vas the only break in the Khan
slate at the Republican State con
vention.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-10-10
POSTMASTER is SUICIDE
Ends Life as Deputy Marshal Is on
Way to Arrest Him.

Enited States Deputy Oscar John
son today had a warrant that he
cannot serve.
Just as he was preparing TO leave
Thursday for Paragon. Ind. 10 ar
rest Jacob o. Hawley, IS, postmaster
there, on a charge Of embezzling
$500, a telegram came saying that
Hawley had committed suicide.
Monday. a pOstoffice inspector had
visited Hawley's office and told him
he was short in his accounts. Thurs
day Hawley went into his bedroom
and blew out his brains.
In addition to being postmaster,
Hawley was cashier Of the Paragon
State Bank.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-10-10
HOLD-UP NETS $4,000
Three Bandits Rob Bank at 0iltOn,
Oklahoma.

BIZ United Press
OILTON, Okla. Oct. 1o,-Three
bandits held up the Oilton State
Bank today and escaped with $fo.-
600. The hold-up occurred just as
the bank opened for the days busi-
ness.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-10-10
Il Puzzle
a Day

Here is an interesting puzzle in
word building. By adding one let
ter TO the word a. the word "AS'
is formed. Another letter added
forms the word SAP" Can you
fill in the missing steps, adding a
new letter to form a new word in
each case, until you finally form the
word PREACHERS" OF course.
the letters may be shifted.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-10-10
Yesterdays answer:

The eight matches between the
outer rim and the inner square are
removed, as indicated, this leaves
only two squares instead Of nine
one little square of four matches,
the other a large square with three
on a side.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-19
DAWES |NVADES
TERRITORY Of HIS
ENEMYFOR TALK
Vice Presidential Candidate
to Appear in Sioux
Falls, S, D,
By H. R cox
Dy II II OOA
Omitted Press Staff Correspondent

Omitted Press Staff Correspondent
ON BOARD HAWKEYE LIMIT
ED EN- ROUTE TO SIOUX FALLS,
S D., Sept 19.-Charles G.. Dawes,
Republican candidate for Vice Presi-
dent, once more crossed the Missis-
sippi River today to invade enemy
territory"
South Dakota, n Of the strongest
centers Of the independents" was
today's objective Dawes is to speak
tonight in the coliseum at Sioux
Falls before a State Republican raj
", addressing his appeal again to
the farmers of the wheat belt He
will return to Chicago Immediately
after his address.
Dawes made two c "a platform APP
pearauces last night passing through
Illinois
At Rockford
Three hundred people crowded
around his special car at Rockford
The Republican candidate appar-
emily has definitely decided that the
independent attack on the inalien-
able rights OF the individual" is his
strongest talking point, and plans
TO stress that point.
Dawes Pipe
The Rockford appearance was
touched with humOr when some one
lifted a Dawes "~underslung' pipe to
the speaker and asked him 70 FILL il
up, too" The train pulled out as
Dawes started TO comply.
Efforts to draw him out on es-
pousal Of the League of Nations oy
John W. DAVIS. Democratic can6i
date Tor President, proved unavaIl-
ing. confiring himself TO the remark
that tine League and all ether issues
pale TO insignifcance beside the
issue Of the Constitution"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-19

THE DOOR Of opportunity filings
= wide its portals only to the
man who is up and doing-who is
filled with pep and punch-with
rich, red blood tingling through his
system. Mountain size obstacles
dwindle to ant hills and ambitions
become accomplishments to these
sort OF men.
Where is the employer who
seeks the man who is physically
rundown? The man without STAN
ina to withstand the knocks and
gaff Of the hurrying, scurrying
world Of business?
SIS. is the long established ard
time honored creator Of red-blood-
cells. You cannot expect to get
very far up the ladder unless you
r equipped with a body that is
strong and vigorous. S.S.S. will
start you on your way. Don't al
low the Door OF Opportunity" to
be closed to you because you have
not the stamina to Withstand the
gaff-because your nerve power
is lacking. Build up your system!
S.S.S. made Of carefully selected
and scientifically prepared and
proportioned herbs and banks
makes you fit Get back that old
time punch! When opportunity
knocks be ready to answer the
call!
S. S. s. fs sold at all good drug
stores in two sires. The larger
size is more economical.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-19
INDEPENDENCE FAVORED
Newspaper With Ideal of Service
Best, Says Ad Speaker.

There are some newspapers that
are without any other purpose than
to. make mOney-'also rams 1 call
them-but there are other Jews
papers whose primal purpose is 10
be Of service. I look upon the real
modern. independent newspaper as
having hat kind Of purpose de-
clared Jason Rogers, of New York.
publishers Of Advertisers Weekly.
and ex-publisher Of the New York
Globe, before Advertising Club, ar
luncheon Thursday.
Rogers stressed newspaper ad-
vertising as a valuable means Of
building Up prosperity.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-19
Youth Dies in Auto Wreck

PLYMOUTH. Ind. Sept. 19.-Jo-
seph TUppett. 10, Of Bourbon. Is
dead and his companion. Harold
Sharpe, is in the hospital here with
serious injuries as a result Of an
auto wreck near here. The car SOM
ersaulted on a sharp turn.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-19
Mitchell Banker Dies

BIZ Times Special
MITCHELL, Ind, Sept. l9.-Fu-
neral arrangements were being made
today for Edward P. Moore. 90,
banker. who died Of heart trouble
at his home here. The widow, three
brothers. w. T. Moore. Mark y.
Moore and two sisters, Misses Rose
and Sallie Moore. all of Mitchell,
survive. =
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-19
Ex.CongressInan Scheduled

Ex-Congressman Sidney Anderson
of Minnesota will address the In
diana NIillers' Association at its an
nual meeting at the Board OF Trade,
Sept. 80. Meeting will be followed
by a banquet at the Lincoln.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-19

@C &C Makes You Feel
29&0 ke Yourself Again
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-08-07
HAVE mummy" OF DIN0SAUR
Ice Fields of Siberia Recently Made
Valuable Contribution to Sci
entifie Annals.

The vast ice fields of Siberia have In
many instances acted as natural cold
storage plant for the preservation OF
the flesh Of the mammoth. this prehis-
toric cousin Of the elephant having
been dug out Of his chilly grave intact
on numerous occasions. 1t has always
been supposed, however, that this was
The only instance In which anything
more than the bare bones Of the fauna
Of past geological epochs had come
down to us. Doubtless the mammoth
will continue to stand unique In this
respect: but he is no longer unap-
preached. There has recently been
put on exhibition In the Senikenberg
museum, Frankfort-am-Main, dino
saur skeleton which carries with II a
considerable portion Of the skin Of the
animal, In mummified form. In par.
ticular the epidermis over the animate
back is present practically intact. The
skeleton has been mounted In flying
position, and makes altogether an i'm
ps>ssive exhibit. 7..t .@. *-.. 10.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-08-07

study. Needless to say, however, If
may be continued thruout the year.
For the wee ones, "The Burgess Bird
Book for Children, published by Lit
tie, Brown & Co., Boston, is delight.
Betty loves the stories which Jenny
Wren told to Peter Rabbit, better ev-
en- than fairy tales. s,4z b. .es...
In order to make my children COM
Portable in hot weather, I dress them
simply, bath them frequently and en-
courage them to nap during the hot
test part of the day, allowing them to
remain up later in the evening when
it is cool. Proper clothing in sum-
mer makes worlds of difference in
children's dispositions. 1 find that my
little folks are happiest when clothed
in coveralls, boys and girls alike.
Arrayed in these simple garments,
they can get the most out of their
life in the open. sometimes think
that they do three-fourths of their
growing during the summer.