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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

"Tira-LIRA-LOO!" called john
nv Jump Up. wake up Nancy and
Nick"
"I'm awake!" answered Nick
quickly.
$50 am l." said Nancy. Are we
going away, johnny"
"We're going to Spain," said the
little garden fairy. Tommy Tit
mouse is all ready and waiting"
Soon both Of them were dressed
and Johnny Jump Up gave them
the magic shoes which they put on.
They began to shrink up until you
could have put the two of them
into a mustard pot.
Then out of the window and down
the vine they crept, and there they
were in the garden.
81 hope you will have nice
time" called the fairy from the red
rose.
Don't, you hope III have a nice
time, too?" inquired Tommy Tit
mouse. "Are there any bugs and
worms in Spain?"
"The little Spanish lady laughed.
Eyes, of course, there are, Tommy.
As big as alligators.'
Huh? What's that?" cried the
little bird. "Then you can just go
there without me. Mebbe the bugs
in Spain eat the birds instead of
the birds eating the bugs"
Johnny Jump UP. "Now who is
! doing too much talking? Here,
punch these tickets and We'll be
going"
"Are the bugs as big as alligators,
honest?" asked Tommy nervously
"No, was only fooling." laughed
the little rose fairy merrily. eco on!
You'll have a good time
Like many other countries they
had visited, it was daylight in Spain
although it was night at home
Mister Sun wakens the Spanish chill
dren and French children and English
children and Italian children lone
hills in America.
Tommy Titmouse settled down or
top of a mountin. "These noun
tains are called the Pyr-e-nees," sale
Johnny Jump Up. "Thats easy tt
remember because it sounds like
pair of knees"
"Win you take us to bull-fight? 2
asked Nick.
mo, sir, will not" said Johnny
although the people in Spain woult
rather 60 to bull fight than to I
circus"
"Why, what's wrong with bull
fght?" asked Nick.
Everything" said Johnny jun
Up. "They tease a poor bull wit
red cloth-and somebody usual
gets hurt. think it's more fun t
look at castles and things. Their
is one not far from here called tn
ALEXANDRA that is very old an
magnificent. Come Tommy"
"You won't let poor fellow res
at ALL" grumbled the little bird.
After they had seen the Alham
bra, Johnny Jump Up took them t
. see Madrid, big city where tn
kings palace was.
And after that they visited gres
: vineyards where grapes were grow
ing and large orange orchards flu
Of oranges growing on trees.
"There is your fruit of Spain
said Johnny. 'No we'll 60 and 81
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
BY HARRY b. HUNT
NEA Service Writer

Washington, June 25-The rough
and rocky road which must be traver-
sed by the Democratic national con-
vention, as compared with the
'smoothiy-rolled" Coolidge thorough
fare down which the Republican
delegates raced at Cleveland, can best
be appreciated after a birdseye view
revealing few of the bigger bould-
ers and deeper ruts which will i'm
pede progress at the New York meet
ing.
The first big barrier is the tradi-
tional Democratic requirement OF a
two thirds vote to nominate.
With 1898 votes in the convention,
this means minimum of 1872 must
be brought together behind one man
before there will be a nomination.
This is l82 more than would be
needed for straight majority CHI dice.
And if majority is difficult to
achieve, as is demonstrated in Re-
publican conventions when the race
is open to the field, how much more
difficult is accumulation of an addi-
tional 1872 votes above majority!
In analysing the Democratic layout
on the eve of the convention, it is
necessary to see just where the re-
/, spective candidates stand in the way
of instructed delegates.
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Richie of Maryland, 16.
Ferris Of Michigan, 80.
Silzer of New Jersey, %.
Cox of Ohio, 48.
Glass of Virginia "a. Z
John W.. Davis of West Virginia, IN
Kendrick Of Wyoming, 6.
Of this number, Underwood, Glass
and Davis Of West Virginia will draw
from the first from the list of "un-
instructed" delegates, as will Ralston
The remainder are likely soon to
drop from sight in the shuttle.
Should the long-drawn balloting
bring an admitted impasse to Nc
Adoo and Smith, the best bet is
pickedsas somewhere in the trio of
Ralston, Glass and John w. Davis.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
Piles Can Be Cured
Without Surgery

An instructive book has been pub
lished by DR.. A. 8. McCleary, the
noted rectal specialist Of Kansas
City. This book tells how sufferers
from Piles can be quickly and easily
cured without the use Of knife, scis-
sors. "hot" iron. electricity tor any
other cutting or burning method.
without confinement to, bed and no
hospital bills to pay. The method
has been success for twsnty-four
years and6n more than eight thous-
and cases. The book 10 sent post
paid free to persons afflicted with
piles or other rectal troubles who
clip this item and nail Il with MANS
and address TO Dr.. NcClsary, Dt49
Parkview Sanitsfium. KAns1s City.
~ ,,5-ss ess,
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fhn,8le1

grow old and ugly and naturally
leaves behind the real JOY Of living.
There are so many old saws, Paula
dear, that we like to think are true,
that are not only false but foolish;
and one of them that "old friends,
old shoes, and old wine are BEST"
is especially fallacious.
It all depends, you know. Out of
the ruck of old friendships, one
sometimes finds one or two that sat-
isfy as life, with its numerous
ests, goes on. Unfortunately ones
taste in friendship changes as ones
taste in shoes or wine changes. If
old shoes are worn over at the heel,
and the insides of them do not con-
form to your feet, they become UNI
comfortable-they don't fit; and old
wine often tastes more of the cork
than Of the fragrance of the grape.
l never wear old shoes, principally
because l don't like the looks of
them. They do not fit my. beauty-
loving soul. And old wine in these
Volstead days is apt to be spurious.
l know very well the people to whom
swore in my own mind answering
fidelity in my youth would not APP
peal to me, if l should meet them
again now, after years of absence.
We have gone very different ways
I and now look at life from very diff
ferent viewpoints.
Do not misunderstood me, dear
Paula. There have been both men
and women whose friendship Of
years standing I still am very glad
to hold in my heart. But l have
also made new friends who mean
| quite as much to me. l find great
joy in meeting new people and maxi
ing new friends, and ! hope that
you have found this great thrilY in
life as we'll as I. Y
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25

Equanimity is word that Mr..
Jones of Anytown might have had
difficulty in defining.
Equanimity is an all too little
known word and an all too little
practiced condition.
Equanimity means calm, poise,
balance-all those things which, if
practiced, would be of tremendous
help in this nervous, fretful world.
-, The secret. Of equanimity, it has
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
.FABLES ON HEALTH
MENTAL BURDENS

been pointed out, rests not SO much
in depressing fear or worry, but in
dropping or ignoring them.
Carrying mental burden never
solved any mans problem. Gaining
control of the attention is an i'm
portant step toward gaining equa-
nimity. The failure to learn the
lesson Of control is one of the great
est evils of the time. a" - -
Forget it," is a good phrase to
commit to memory. ,....., .. SID, u.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
LETTER FROM SYDNEY CARTON
TO PAULA PERIER

MY DEAR PAULA:
You will probably be surprised to
get a letter from me. First, / want
to tell you that I am coming out to
California on another business trip,
and l want to know. if you're going
to stay in Hollywood all summer,
and l should very much miss not
seeing you.
Then l. want to congratulate you
on your latest picture, Her Last
Card" You are improving every
picture you make, and l think that
is the highest compliment l can pay
you. In all the others that you have
presented you seem to have been
feeling your way, but in "Her Last
Card" you have given much Of your
self and your knowledge of life that
has come from your tragic : expert
ences-something that no director
could have. possibly brought out.
l wonder if you have reached the
place along life's highway where
you are able to get'a good 'perspec-
tive on those experiences. If you
have, you will know that which all
of us sooner or later come, to know,
that 'all of life is good.
I've been wondering if you've
found any one in Hollywood that in
any way makes you forget your old
friends. Now, Pm not going to make
that old, banal statement, that
hope you have not done so. On the
| contrary, l am going to tell you that
l. hope you have made new. friends
! that take the place of the old. lr
fact, Pm quite sure you have, fol
| you seem to be growing not only ir
your art, but in beauty. The lines
and drawn look are coming out OF
| your face, and the moment person
begins to stop making new friends
| that moment that nersOnS begins tt
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an almond grove and walnut grove
and an olive orchard. And after
that I'll show you some queer trees
they make cork out Of. And then
we'll go home"
"Thank goodness! said Tommy
Titmouse.
Ito Be COntinuedD
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, 1nc.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
ALASKA

Alaska still pours lot of gold and silver into the laps
of prospecors. But she's giving nearly five times much
wealth to her salmon canning industry 1t isn't true to the
rules of romantic adventure, but there's in tin
than in gold mine
The great rewards of life from concentrating
production distribution of the simple necessities not prec
os stones gold nuggets Select something that people
virtually have to have bit of brans-and is
inevitable.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
BULLET-PROOF

Latest bank protection against crooks is buleproof
glass At test in Indianapolis, bullets from army auto
matte pistol fired at the gass-which cracked but
stopped the bullets of them going through The shots
were fired from distance of Is feet.
You' probably live to and glass that be bent
10 tin without breaking nightmare for glass makers.
BuCtproof glass strikes this years most striking
trick of the scientific magicians.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
Editorial Review

Comments reproduced In this
the opinion OF The Tribune. They
are presented here In order that
our readers may have both sides
of important issues which are
being discussed in the press Of
the day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
BANDED

eminent Ninetenths of them deal in farm products and
do business of about 1900 million dollars year. Coop
marketing has reached it's greatest development in California
Problems of production mainly slowed. Problems Of
distribution to steadily getting further from
solution Too young obsessed with the pro-
ducton bug The greatest opportunities in distribution
shortcuts between producer and consumer eliminating
Guperfuous mddlemen.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
PIONEERS

Many living recall when railroad building
in it's infancy People htched Dobbn and drove 20 miles
to see their first train.
Today country has two and half miles of railroad
for 1000 Americans Total rackage than 1884,
eco miles Practically all of this has in Is
With this precedent it's bit dangerous to predict that
the arplane will into by the people,
Apane remarkable than steam trains
to grandpa.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
A TASK THIS FALL

Congress appears be about the most friendess body
s1 the country Scarcely good word heard of the
just closed The Republican national convention plainly
placed President Coolidge above Congress indeed moved
excoriae ttuar Republican Congress itself The DEM
oratc convention WILL of ambase the Republican
Congress- In all parts the country much criticism is heard
of national legislature.
The Akron Ohio Journal whose editor has him
self been a member of Congress says
The personnel of Congress is growing lower in point OF
intelligence The small politician except in instances
5 tie
consequently helpless The choice
TANNER small and capacity and
Of ik both of whom know nothing of the
craftsmanship is limited to
pleasing the blocs societies. schemer and
aphe ping them plumber the Treasury and
His viewpoint may be constrained Certainly in the eyes
s the members of Congress it is perhaps oo the fact that
the lower house of Congress has 400 members and
the Senate SO for many of the difficulties be-
setting The body.
But the apparent lack of results from Congress- the in
of the bloc SYSTEM the tendency Of members to place
ectonasm above the needs of the entire country dam
ger points which may well be considered by the voters Con-
srCssmen will be elected this fall in all states The
which the sins of the last Congress have been set before
the people gives the voters ample warning of their duty
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
MAH-JONGG

This game, NAH jongg, according to Chinese scholars,
invented by Chnk fisherman named SEE to entertain
of his fishing fleet when their ships tossed about
by the four winds That 20 centuries ago.
The Chinese also invented chess dominoes and playing
cards When chess becomes the national rage thinking will
have become less painful There to be agony
generally dreaded than intense, continuous thought.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25

Last year less than per cent of
the total cotton producing area was
treated with poison against the boil
'waevil. -
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25

Underground stands for taxicabs
are suggested for relief of conges-
ton in New York.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
A Thought :

Owe no man anything, but to love
one another: for he that loveth an
other hath. fulfilled the law.-Rom.
1888.
Who goes a-borrowing goeth
a-sorrowing.-Tusser.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25

Furniture for sale.
Berge's ad.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25

The more beautiful the moon the
more autos you see, parked by the
side of the pike fixing punctures.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
CO-OPS

CO-OPS
There is nothing under the New York explores
history and finds that far back the Revolutionary War
Yankees had cooperative associations like the farm bureaus
and of 1924 And they had about the
After the Civil War epidemic of coop market
ing organizations to find shortcuts between farm and
and credit organizations to tide the farmer through
evil days
Economic troubles hereditary than any disease
LABOR
Many Of the large business leaders, discussing the bust
slump, beginning to talk about REIMBURSEMENT of
wages"
The other side, whose involved, will retort:
"Then how about REIMBURSEMENT of cost of livng?"
Many still deuded by the belief that wartime profits
can be restored. They crying for the moon.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
(]0l1l57fmS
Says !"

Everybody on political machine
wants to blow the horn. .
Falling in love is about like loaf
ing. Both use UP more time than
busy man can spare. - -
The more beautiful the moon, the
more autos you see parked by the
side of the pike fixing punctures.
Some mysterious person in Florida
under the delusion that they are jazz
bands.
1t must be nice to be running for
vice president and know you won't
be noticed for the next four years If
you win.
Three armed bandits got $43,5OO
fl ON a New York ,jweler, so now
they have enough to spend a week
end at fashionable summer resort.
Autos" says professor, "are
making people lose the use of their
legs" But we would say they de-
velop pedestrian legs like bullfrogs.
When mans wife makes him
lead dogs life he goes to the bow
vows.
A new serum is supposed to de-
stroy the taste for alcohol, but it
bootleg booze fails no serum viii
succeed.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25
axe an impressive showing in the

make an impressive showing in the
getaway.
The remaining 236 votes will BIZ
held through the early balloting by
II favorite son entries, as follows:
Underwood of Alabama, "a.
Robinson of Arkansas 18.
Salisbury of Delaware, 6.
Jonathan M. Davis of Kansas, 20
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25

When mans wife makes hin
lead dogs life he goes to the bow
vows.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-06-25

Everybody on political machine
wants to blow the horn.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-10-22
COLDS AFFECT
THE KIDNEYS
Many Redwood Falls People Have
Found This to be True.

Many Redwood Falls People Have
Found This to be True.
Are you wretched in bad weather?
Does every cold settle on your kid
neys?
Does your back ache and become
weak?
Are urinary passages irregular anc
distressing
These symptoms are causes to sus-
pect kidney weakness.
Weakened kidneys need quick help.
Doan's Kidney Pills are especially
prepared for weakened kidneys.
Redwood Falls people recommend
them. Ask your neighbor!
Mrs. G. B. Roswell, w. Wyoming
St., Redwood Falls. says: "a cold
settled in my back and gave me q
great deal of backache. Every time
/ stopped, sharp pains darted into the
small of my back. had steady
backache all the time and this made
me feel tired and worn out. At times
specks foated before my eyes, MAX
ing me dizzy. My kidneys acted ir-
regularly. Doan's Kidney Pills were
recommended and one box from Frey
er & Knapp's Drug Store rid me of the
backache and regulated my kidneys"
so cents, at all dealers. Foster-Mil-
burn Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-10-22
Where You Get
All Dat Money?

A Negro, in fear of death, was
heard to name an immense sum that
he would give the Lord if he would
CURED: "Where you get all dat
money!" "You keep still Ise just
telling him So" The Populists Of
thirty years ago professed to believe
that government could create wealth
''by fiat of law" and without any
promise or pledge of redemption, give
to any amount of paper money the
value of gold.
They demanded government own
ership of railroad, telegraph, tele-
phone and banks. If you had asked
them "Where you get all dat money"
to pay for these things? they would
have said "chase it." But what we
then told them, Russia and Germany
have since demonstrated, that the
power of government to give value to
paper differs from the individual only
in degree, but not in kind, and that
whenever the individual or the govern
ment attempts to use credit, or give
value to paper beyond the bounds Of
reason, and beyond all possibility of
redemption, it becomes worthless.
But in spite of this demonstration,
the new Pop party now comes for
ward with the same old scheme of
government ownership, and, unless
they have some fund that the Lord
does not know about, there is but one
of two answers to the question
where you get all dat money!
Government ownership means either
confiscation or national bankruptcy.
The Socialists of Russia paid nothing
for the property they seized, and it
is not likely that the Socialist fol-
lowers of La Toilette, once in control
of the government would pay for
farms, railroads, or anything else.
Alvin Hildreth.
Vergas, MINI.
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Oct. 1929
CITATION FOR HEARING ON
PETITION FOR PROBATE OF
Will

VI
PETITION FOR PROBATE OF
WILL.
State of Minnesota, }
County of Redwood }
In Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate of Nelina
Mclean, Decedent.
The State of Minnesota to All Whom
1t May Concern:-
WHEREAS, Anna Mclean of the
City of Redwood Falls, in said Coun-
ty and said State, has deposited in
this court an instrument in writing
purporting to be the last will and
testament of Nelina Mclean, late Of
the County of Redwood, State of Min
nesota, together with her petition
praying that said instrument be al
lowed and admitted to probate, and
that letters testamentary be granted
thereon to Anna Mclean, which in
strument and petition are on file in
this Court and open to inspection, IT
is ORDERED, That said petition be
heard on the 10th day of November,
1924, at ten o'clock A. NJ, at the Pro-
bate Court Room in the Court House
at the City of Redwood Falls in said
County and State; that you be and
appear before this Court at said time
and show cause, if any there be, why
said petition should not be granted;
that you file your objections, if any
there be in writing, in this Court to
the allowance of said will, before said
hearing; and that this citation be
served by the publication thereof ac-
cording to law in the newspaper
known as the Rewdood Gazette, a
qualified newspaper, and by mailing
a copy thereof at least fourteen days
before the said day of hearing to each
of the heirs, legatees and devisees of
the said decedent whose names and
addresses are known or appear from
the files of the Court.
WITNESS, The Judge of this court
and the seal thereof this 18th days of
October, 1924.
A. R. A. Laudon,
(SEAL) Probate Judge.
Clague & Barnes,
Attorneys for Petitioner. lists.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-10-22
CITATION FOR HEARING ON FIN
AL ACCOUNT AND FOR DIS
TRIBUTION.
ESTATE OF Ella j. MARITIME.
State of Minnesota,
} SIS.
County of Redwood

State of Minnesota,
County of Redwood }
In Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate of
Ella j. MARITIME, Decedent.
THE STATE OF MINNESOTA, To
all persons interested in the final ac-
count and distribution of the estate
Of said decedent: The representative
of the above named decedent, having
filed in this court his final account of
the administration of the estate of
said decedent together with his petit
ton praying for the adjustment and
allowance of said final account and
for distribution of the residue Of said
estate to the persons thereunto en-
titled.
THEREFORE,, YOU, AND EACH
OF YOU, are hereby cited and re-
quired to show cause, if any you have,
before this court at the Probate Court
Rooms in the Court House, in the City
of Redwood Falls, in the County Of
Redwood, State of Minnesota on the
3rd day of November, 1924 at 10
o'clock a. M, why said petition should
not be granted.
WITNESS, the Judge of said Court,
and the Seal of said Court, this 3rd
day of October, 1924.
A. r. A. Laudon,
COURT SEAL) Probate Judge.
Thomas Hughes,
Attorney for Petitioner. lists.
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James STICKY Says, "Rat Cost Me
SIPS for Plumbing Bills"

eve couldn't tell yhat was clog
ging up our toilet and drains. We had
to tear up floor, pipes, etc., found a
rats nest in basement. They had
choked the pipes with refuse. The
plumbers bill was $125. RAT-SNAP,
cleaned the rodent out" Three sizes,
csc, CSC, $1.25. Sold and guaranteed
by Farrell & Keefe and Public Drug
Co. 14-2ts.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-10-22

Victor Berger of Milwaukee, social
list congressman from Wisconsin is
for La Toilette. That ought to be
sufficient to cause any good citizen
to think twice before throwing his
support to La Follette.-Albert Lea
Tribune.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-10-22
Vote FOR
N. r. RYERSUN
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Candidate For
Judge of Probate
Redwood County
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONERS
Redwood County

I am candidate for County Com
missioner in the Third Commissioner
district, Redwood county, and will
appreciate your support. This dis
trict comprises Morgan and Clements
villages, and the townships Of Pax
ton, Sherman, Morgan, Three Lakes.
Brookville and Shutdown. General
election Tuesday, November 4th.
JENS SCHOU