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New Britain herald., 1924-05-29
CIVIL SUITS

James rarisi through NJ. r. Sake, has brought suit against F. F.. Bueh- ardt for sTo0 damages. The action is the result of a collision between automobiles. Deputy Sheriff Martin Horwitz served the papers and the writ is returnahle in the city court the third Monday in June.
 R. r. Gaffney, acting for A. Bern stein of Bristol has brought suit for s1oo against Bartholomew peboro- ski. The writ is returnabel in the city court the second Monday in June.
 Barry and Dunlay of this city have instituted action for s4so damages against A. Ilinski of Bridgeport, Dunn X. McDonough are counsel for the plaintiff. The writ ie returnable in the city court the second Monday of June.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-29

the slightest touch of the aceelerator. Feel the thrill of its tremendously powerful six cylinder motor. Mark its ease of handling, its comfort, its fine car rehnements.
 Then note its price is we'll within the limits of economy - the cost of upkeep low. The terms of payment liberal. It offers the su. preme value of today in the 5000 field.
 We invite you to take out Light-Six model for comparison with other cars at near its price. Then with cars selling for several hundred dollars more. We'll place Light Six at your disposal for this purpose any time you name.
 Buy no car at $500 or more without rnak. ing this test. Don't buy blindfolded.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-29
Made By Columbus

Paris-A map made by Christopher Columbus has been found in the na- tional library here by Nj. De La Rom ciere. who believes the map inspired the voyage on which Columbus dis covered America. If represents the earth in the form of an island en- veloped by four oceans.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-29

HERE is the open of the country, the l x quiet of star-leavened skies, the power of thousand giants to transport you magi- eally to the land of dreams-come-true.
 A car world-famous and distinguished, the product of vehicle maker internationally acclaimed for the supreme in fine carriages since the days of Lincoln and Grant.
 All the luxuries of fine car for it is fine car. The same steels, the same engineer ing as the most costly Studebaker models and that means the best men know. The same ease of handling, the same quiet, smooth operation, long life, low upkeep cost.
 Now ride in it. Note its quick response to
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08
"Yesl thank you"

A GOOD appetite means a cheer.
"A full disposition.
You may have a good appetite
II the blood that goes constantly
TO your vital organs is pure. S.S.S.
purifies the blood-a good appetite
follows and you will have a clear
complexion and will be strong,
cheerful and healthy.
Don't go on feeling up one day
and down the next-hardly sick
but never well-losing "pep,"
punch and ambition. Hearty eaters
are the red-blooded men and
women. Enjoy your food! Get
back your strength and energy!
Reclaim yourself before It is too
late! People in a physically run.
down condition are an easy prey
TO disease.
S.S.S. is what is needed. Your
blood needs purifying. Your blood.
cells supply the energy which
keeps your body we'll and fit. S.S.S,
aids Nature in supplying new red.
blood-cells.-the spark that reiogs
your system. Carefully selected,
scientifically proportioned an d
prepared herbs and barks make up
S.S.S.-the great blood purifier
which gives Nature q helping hand.
Get back the lost appetite, the
missing vitality, the keen, spark.
ling eyes, that look of determine
ton. SIS. will give you more
energy, vitality and vigor and q
more up and going appearance.
q s. s. s. Is sold at all good drug
stores in two sizes. The larger
size 10 more economical.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08
TALK OF THE
TOWN
BY Dave S:entner.

~ Ado RALPH Keeps pour
ing cough medicine into
~ the loud speaker of his
radio outfit,
Eddy Kett says that the only
time you should keep your elbows
on the table Is when you've
grown a grease spot on the new
tablecloth.
Mrs. Nooly Rich puts a 2-cent
stamp on all her postal cards just
Tor pure swank.
Mr.. Potts. M. v. married vet
cram, says, speaking of pinch
hi'+ers, you ought to meet the
wife. \
Bill Grub, the skyline philoso-
pher, declares that his idea of
the easiest job in the world is be-
ing manager of a matrimonial
agency in the Garden of Eden.
Hickory Hoople since hearing
Of this crime epidemic has a new
trick. When he goes out of the
house he hides the key in the
: lock.
If it wasn't for the couch in the
parlor we don't know where Do
rinne, the diamond domestic,
would put her sweepings.
Chick Hokum says Beefsteak
Eddy's place is going to the dogs.
Chick ate an egg in there this
morning that tasted like one.
Arabella, the circus fat lady.
brought home secondhand safe
today. She is going to use it for
Q savings bank.
Vernon, the Bolshevik mouse,
states that if the moon is made
Of cheese, heaven must be there.
Ned Bottom, the merry under
taker, remarks that there's mo-
use of rehearsals in his business.
It. was so hot in town yester-
day that Kenneth Knobs pet hen
laid hard-boiled egg.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

One Scotchman was in such
hurry to get out Of a tonsoriai
parlor without tipping the barber
that he left box Of cigars be-
hind.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

In one State a league has been
formed for the welfare of ami
mails. Let US hope they get the
chickens into better shape, par.
tlculariy the ones we buy at the
butchers,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

Ladies in Paris are now buying
their stockings to the accompani.
ment OF music. The music is fur
nlshed, no doubt. by their hus-
bands. who pay the piper.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08
WOn't Ntay Fired

1t begins to look as IL the Pro-
gressives will be block party.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08
IT'S "A GREAT
LIFE
BY Les ConkIin.

TT, isn't always galIantry that
prompts a newlywed to take
- his bride out to dinner.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

WUHG DIdy FIFeu.
WILLIE-Have we got a fire.
less cooker, Pa?
FATHER-Well, you might call
Bridget one. l fire her every
Saturday night, but she always
shows up again Monday morning.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

Vernon, the Bolshevik mouse,
states that if the moon is made
Of cheese, heaven must be there.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

~ Ado RALPH keeps pour
ing cough medicine into
- the loud speaker Of his
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

Arabella, the circus fat lady,
brought home secondhand safe
today. She is going to use it for
q savings bank.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

Mrs. Nooly Rich puts a 2-cent
stamp on all her postal cards just
Tor pure swank.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

Eddy Kett says that the only
time you should keep your elbows
on the table is when you've
grown a grease spot on the new
tablecIoth.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08
DURAN i
"Just a Real Good Car"
Children With ricketts,
Grow Well and Strong


If you are the parent of a child
who is so unfortunate as to have
ricketts,, you are advised to try
McCov's Cod Liver Oil Tablets for
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

Ned Bottom, the merry under
taker, remarks that there's mo-
use of rehearsals in his business.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

Bill Grub, the skyline philoso-
pher, declares that his idea of
the easiest job in the world is be-
ing manager of a matrimonial
agency in the Garden Of Eden.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

Chick Hokum says Beefsteak
Eddy's place is going to the dogs.
Chick ate an egg in there this
morning that tasted like one.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

Mr.. Potts., M. v. married vet
cram, says, speaking of pinch
hi'ters, you ought to meet the
wife. !
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

If it wasn't for the couch in the
parlor we don't know where Do
rhine, the diamond domestic,
would put her sweepings.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

Hickory Hoople since hearing
Of this crime epidemic has new
trick. When he goes out of the
house he hides the key in the
lock.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

It. was 50 hot in town yester-
day that Kenneth Knobs pet hen
laid a hard-boiled egg.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-09-08

s. s. s. Is sold at all good drug
stores In two sizes. The larger
size 10 more economical.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10
FORD COUNTS
HIS MONEY
BY ALBERT APPLE

b1 ALBERT APPLE
must make Henry Ford dizzy when he rounds up flock
OF adding machines and figures out what he is worth
The Ford Motor company in its latest financial report
reveals that It's earnings at least 81 million dollars
during the IL months ended February 20
This Is equivalent 10 per cent interest than two
billion doars-whieh figure may not be far from the real
total OF the Ford fortune the basis Of earning power
Along this line, you do interesting figuring
about yourself Take your income for year Multiply II
by % and you have the amount you really worth
Income (saary, wages etc. is TO the individual what in
terest is 70 money in the bank invested in bonds
For instance able 10 $4,000 year is in prac
tcaly the boat the with fortune Of 100000
earning per cent interest Except that works for his
money, while the other has his money work for him.
The Ford Motor company lists It's combined assets
worth 56S million dollars. compared with about 400
millions two years ago.
Such is beyond the imagination Of most Of II
is tremendously large. And yet the elder John d. Rookie
Teller according 10 estimates has given nearly
that much for education, science, charity and so on
Rich men, like Ford and Rockefeller and Mellon
able TO figure exactly what they worth Value based
earning power might shrink lot it might expand If the
properties in which the fortune is invested qudated
sold
You may have furniture that would cost 81 900 to replace
In selling you might have TO let it go for $500 Or il it
were old enough antique collectors might pay $4,000
Frozen wealth and liquid wealth different things.
The goodwill" Of the Ford Motor company Is listed in its
statement at nearly 81 million dollars. But goodwill
includes reputation, prestige and the value of the Ford
name created by advertising and business methods
Many corporations would pay 10 times 81 millions TO be
able TO duplicate the Ford goodwill for their BUSH
nesses.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10
-- FABLES ON HEALTH
DON'T "SHOW OFF" BABY

NuAvE you seen our habyT~
IL Mr. Mann would probably
ask o. visitors who dropped In for
an evening call
Tho hour was about s:so. and
Mrs Mann knew from past exper-
icnces what would happen n the
baby awakened
When tho company had gone
Mira Mann lee father" have Il with
both barrels
You've 90, 20 stop this show-osf
parade" nhc declared Tho child
mus, not acquire had habits Of
sleep II wakes UP often enough
as u Is without any outside help.
Mrs Mann's rebuke should be
every mothers rcbuke.
4 child Is likely 10 acquire bad
habits OF sleep BY being disturbed
In tho early days Of life. Being
shown Off 20 relatives and friends
is extremely disturbing 10 resting
child. To be continually lifted up
for -show OFF, purposes Il bad NJ
any time for tho baby.
Such little things help 10 develop
lrrisnbiiliy and business. which one
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10
Passing the Food Around

DR0F T. NJ. EAST, Of Harvard university has written
a book of gloom for posterity. and, If there's one
thing than another in which this paper delights 1t is
IN giving cheer TO immediate and removed posterity.
Professor East sadly figures out that 70 years hence
there will be $500 million people in the world and food
will be almighty insufficient Wars will be for the pur-
pose Of exterminating the surplus foodeaers Food
portaton viii have ceased Agrcultures production will
be quite inadequate. The world will be, like India and
China Of today amished when crops at all poor etc
Such condition may arrive sometime, but not by the
time the next century sets in as the professor imagnes
for thousands Of years afterwards. Human brains
Will prevent There is enough unscrached productive soil
in Africa, Australia. Asia. South America and British
Columbia yield food for world population Of ten times
$500 millions Of people Fact is that in the more densey
populated regions of today, including the United States
even there has only been beginning OF food production
Hunger arouses the human animal from his ignorance
and indifference and when he becomes hungry enough.
he will do things thru flood control drainage and sci
have land enough but he viii make the produce an
abundance. And who say what chemistry will not
produce in the way Of eatabesg
Mans food problem, for nnumerable centuries to come
will not lie in the quantity but in the distribution OF food,
and that problem will be with him for certain, so long
there is monopoly in the means OF distribution or IN
the opportunity to produce.
Thus far, man has only sampled the foods Of the
waters and the richest lands IN swamp, desert and
virgin forest Even in the regions longest cultivated for
food has only just begun TO peck at scientific irrga-
ton fertilization and cultivation.
Let posterity cheer up There viii be plenty OF food
TO prevent mans extinction Simply, it will be posteritys
business to that that food is wisely distributed
n Of
the limit offensive and defensive preparedness
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10

eye strain. Others pinch the forehead
and eye nerves in a constant pres.
sure.
Optical scientists have now devised
n substitute for the old fashioned eye
shade. in the form Of small blinders
OF green ailuioid which may he at.
tached 10 eye-glass rims and project
out above the lenses. They are de.
signed especially for reading. or other
close work. This eye shade is avail.
able only 10 the wearer OF glasses.
but eyes needing shades usually need
glasses.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10
A Theory Smashed

THE late returns indicate that the ofrepeated
and long-beleved theory regarding the superior
benefits attained by those who live in the open dubious
1t has not been proven entirely sound, anyway.
About the military training camps Of early days
the statement often made that the young of
the ctes-the white collar boys if you please-showed
better physical condition than those haling from the
farms and villages Even it repeatedly asserted that
they able to withstand the rigors of wearsome
marches trench digging, bayonet drills and general bur-
den-bearng. Whether this generally not never
made quite clear but nowhere it developed that
the outdoor showed marked physical superiority
stamina above those coming from office shop and store
That such the truth staggering to the theorists
very recent and revealing incident involving this well
known theory the Boston marathon foot race, the
result of which to identify those entitled to
bershp the American Olympic team OF the five men
whose speed and endurance made them leaders in that
grueling contest, not a regular outdoor man.
The easy winner Of the race in fact, is printer man
So years of whose whole adult life has been given to
the most combining kind of labor Another contestant was
bookkeeper, another office salesman another pat
tern-maker, and The Baltimore winner was
bookkeeper 1t is also true that other marathon races
in different sections Of the country resulted in much the
same way
It is quite plain, from these facts that muscles and
stamina not matters Of atmosphere alone but COM
mon sense. If does not wholly disregard his phys-
cal being he will be fit whether his occupation be out
doors or in.
The breaks, will bearing presidential
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10
Frieda's Follies

by N. T.
I simply adore 10 FISH.
But Il Ia aEEravating AZ times.
l ~, for hours without even nibble
Pole In hand.
AZ last. ono Of the smar;iss
Who always rubs you the wrong
way said.
II see. Flieds. you have a pole.
nut no FISH"
Tho fsroeious look Of the men Of tho
sea
Was In my eye a. I answered.
Had you used the past tense I
would hayc agreed
with you. Hut N the present.
iou forget you navn Joined
My merry little party
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10
- SCIENCE -
EYE SHADES

Despite tho spread Of seml.direet
and indirect systems OF artificial
lighting. and increasing caution In
avoiding direct nays from the highly
focused incandesccnt lamp. may
individuals silll need eye shades for
proper comfort and eye health.
Specialists condemn many types Of
eye shades now IN use. Some with an
elastic band cut off circulation. cnus-
inE bnldnesa an we'll az headache and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10
The Ideal Husband

DEV. GEO S. LAKELAND, of Denver is engaged in
N mighty work. He is going to discover the ideal
husband" by asking the personal views of 500 Denver
wives, so he thinks.
We are not informed to what the reverend gentleman
will do with the ideal husband if he finds him, and it is
safe to bet that he'll find by questioning 500
different Denver wives, or any other sort.
Two women may agree on ideal hat, pair Of
shoes or a cake pudding but husbands neither
hats nor buildings. Every womans husband is shy of
something that some other womans husband has, There's
no wife who cannot pick flaw or worm-hole in any
other wifes ideal of husband 1t is very likely that
there is no such thing perfect husband We've
seen one at any rate and if Rev. Lakeland unearths one
he should cage it and put it public exhibition.
thing this
inclined yield the position
fully.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10

day may form the basis for nervous
troubles
A baby II only too likely 70 ro-
feet nervous environment
Try and remember how you feel
upon being suddenly awakened. OF
disturbed while resting and 10
UNTO YOUR CHILD As YOU DO
UNTO YoURsELFi
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10
QUESTIONS
AND
ANSWERS

You can &c, an answer g any
ton BY writing 20 The Question
4 Editor. stars washington Bu-
rcau. Ia. ~ Y. ave. Washington.
y. C.. Enclosing : cents In stamps
for reply. Medical legal and
marital advice cannot DO given.
nor can extended research be I'M
derfAken- Unsigned requests can
not be answefed.--EDIIoA
Q. What IL Agnes Ayres address,
How much does she weight
A. Her addrcai Is core Fdmons
Players. Astoria. L. 4. Hoic York.
ard her ires0hi MS pounds.
Q. Has william Desmond ever
married.
A. Yes. fsr4cr. His nrsi ,r,fe died.
and he u Hoio married 10 Nary
MacIror.
Q. why should we cat applss7
A. Chiefly because they proris6
mineral Substances for bHldin0 tho
body and keeping n ~ a good
toorking condition: they provide
acids tohieh giro flavor. and pre-
reHf constipation. they arc good
source Of ttiamiHci.
Q. How long does Il take the
suns rays to reach tho earth7
4. Light trupcis az me rate o.
ftsSaJ mncs per second; The suns
mcap distance from tho earth Is
gs,ss7.to0 mites. and light trapeis
fhis distance IN 1855 seconds. or
q approximately IS minutes
Q. Where was Robert Morris. the
nnascier Of the revolution. born 3?
When?
A. Al Lsuerpooi. Eng. January
81. 1884,
Q. What are tho Straits Settle
mcnts7
A.. 4 orotcn colony Of Great
Britain, comprising siroapore,
tncIhdin1 Proptde &C,
Wellesley and tho Dundino,J and
MALAGA The Coeds isiands ,oere
added IN 1905 and Christmas Island
IN 1900.
Q. How many cruisers and what
sIzo have been commissioned by the
navy department during tho last
yeatg
1. sercn. oil OF tho same type,
being 555 feet, inches IN length
IS feet In breadth, icith 1900 tons
displacement. and speed Of 1877
knots per hour. They are: Cincir-
natl. Concord. Detroit. Omaha. MI
ioaatee. Raleigh and Richmond.
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breaks will have bearing
candidacy OF Glass, Is reflection.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10
A THOUGHT

A foolish son Is grief 10 his
father. and bitterness 10 her that
bare hini-Prov. xy.:so.
VoU pity a man who II iamo or
i blind. but you never pity him for
being a fool which is often a much
greater sydney Smith.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10
The Amusement Ban

bishops of the NJ. L. church. in national conference
ID have lifted the particular amusement ban" and sub
stuted prohibition against the taking of such diver
sons as cannot be enjoyed in the of Jesus Christ
1t is what might be called liberal attitude, atho II is
difficult to see how it help much toward the return
Ia the former ideals of personal virtue, modesty and
social propriey demonstrated by the conference The
trouble lies not so much in the sort Of diversion in
The spirit with which it is engaged in. falling off in
ocular church attendance for instance is largely due to
diversions that are in themselves, not unChrsan and
churches have their share of the responsibility when
uch diversions become generally devlish.
politics. religion. governmental world
apple but bless Us. minds the
The unnire 4 a ofteuro
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10
Germany Buster

(ERMANY is working harder now. good sign, for
" her creditors. The PREPARATIONS problem is more
than matter Of bookkeeping conferences, pareys and
loans to bolster up the value Of the mark The real prob
lem is to keep the Germans busy at production They
can't pay unless they produce.
At the beginning Of the year, Germany had one and
half million unemployed This figure has been cut in
two and is declining steadily.
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which
be the o offensive and defensive preparedness
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10

the thing have In this
the steel inclined to yield the position
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10

CLEVELAND. o.. May io,-''Inzids
" Of five years there viii be 1000
labor banks In the United States.
They viii stabilize the oountry's
financial market"
Thus predicts Warren s. Stone,
president Of the Brotherhood u 10.
comotiye Engineers and president
and organizer Of the bank here bear
ing the same name
stone introduced the country 70 CO.
operative banking. He "a now d.
rector Ia nine labor banks and -
organizing two more.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-05-10
Mothers Day

Last night the moonlight shons
upon
"A picture hanging on my wall.
II was a mother and her babe
J And she was guarding It from
all
Then. as the moon went down
again
looked back many. many
years.
There was my mother guard
ing me
And vanishing all Of my fears.
by Helen Martha Shields.
~ Years. Eighth Grade.
Gatewood School. Seattle.