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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

At twenty spring thrills you with the
thought Of young love; at forty, with the
thought of young onions.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01
TODAY'S THOUGHT.

Whosoever committeth sin trans
gresseth also the law; for sin is the
transgression of the law. - John
S:4.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01
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ADVERTISING

Never wash the ice and put it out
in the sun to dry.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

Bah! Thep call it free country and the
grand jury is forever interfering
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

Think how many women have talked that
way over back yard fence without knowing
it was testimony"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

The chief danger in platonic friendship is
that it so frequently ends in matrimony.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

And yet if he is the kind Of chap Dad will
trust, daughter probably calls him dud.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

Sin is state of mind, not an out
ward act. - Sewell.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

Holding the affection of France is just sim
pie matter of being Santa Claus at intervals.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01
SPRING NEWS

Spring comes in like saucer of ice
cream and goes out like a cup of hot
coffee.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01
A BIBLE THOUGHT 5
DAY WILL DRIVE
CARES AWAY

Bible thoughts and quotations memo--
ized will prove a priceless heritage In
sfter years. Encourage children 70
look them up and memorize them.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

A brute is a husband who hasn't enough
curiosity to ask his wife what she is crying
about this time.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

"Undeveloped peoples" are those that have
something left when the tax collector leaves
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

If you wish to know which party man be-
longs to, ask him whether he hates a rich man.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

If you would know more of Pierre
Lott, the late French novelist, you must
read a volume recently compiled by
his son, Samuel Viaud. "Pierre Lott"
Doubleday, Page is really com
pilation of notes made by the novelist
from time to time. Chiefly it is con-
fined to notes and letters of his youth,
when disappointment after disappoint-
ment crowded his life.
The name Pierre Lott really is a
pen name assumed by Louis Julien
Viaud Most of his Impressions (and
often he wrote mere impressionist
pictures with no thread Of narrative),
were CLEANED from extensive trips he
took as a member of the French naval
marine. He entered the service in
1867 and left it lieutenant 81 years
later.
The most charming paragraphs deal
with his courtship:
~. Even after all the impossible
difficulties were overcome, have you
thought what being my wife would
mean? 40 come alone, as fugitive,
to a distant country where no one I'M
derstands your language. go unyeil-
ed, like foreign woman; share my
poverty and be all alone during
the years when l am far away, sailing
the seas.
"If you can accept all this, my
beloved, if you love me so much that
you will endure all, if you want to
fee. then come, l adore you and /
await you.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

War histories are funny things Ours says
Turkey was vanquished.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

Peace may be here 1t has been weeks and
weeks since Uncle Sam licked Haiti.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

He is a goner when he gets the secret notion
that any fool should be able to play golf.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

Apparently the wicked part of machine poll
tics is control of the larger machine.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

A benedict is a man who hasn't anything he
is afraid the moths will get into.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

The contracts for the work of the
st. Georges society new, hall have
been let and the work will begin i'm
rnediately.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

Poor old Heinie He can't find way to re-
cover without helping the case of France.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

When candidate says he stands four-square
he only means that he -covets three squares
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

Among the new plays which reached
Broadway this past week were Cobra"
a drama, and "The Dust Heap" a melo-
drama. The latter bears mute testi-
mony that the days of the thrilling
19-20-30-cent two-gun herman gimme
tn gal" plays are not over yet The
oldfashioned melodrama, such as "The
Dust Heap" has, through the working
of time, automatically become bur-
lesque on itself, and should be con-
sidered as such. Viewed in that light
"The Dust Heap" is splendid diver
sion, and so are all plays like it.
Cobra" may be taken more serious
ly. A cobra is snake and the dra-
matist attempts to compare this charm
ing reptile with scheming woman,
and the worst of it is he succeeds.
One is inclined to suspect that the
authors of "The Dust Heap" have
studied "Abie's Irish Rose" Religious
tolerance, they must have felt, it's
what put "Abie" over, so why not in
clude little of it in our play?
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

A genius is a man who can teach child to
hate war and to adore war heores.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

Americanisrn is still to be found in the dis
triets where Sunday is clean-collar day.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

One meets these wanderlust-struck
youths more in New York than in any
other city in the world, with the ex-
ception of Paris. Once we talked with
a waiter in one of the side-street res
taurants. He came here from Evans
Vile, Ind, he said, with the firm pur-
pose of becoming a great artist He
discovered it was rather difficult to
sell paintings, even if they had been
good ones, and that he had been un-
able to get a job. He took the first
thing that offered temporarily,
of course.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

It is comforting at times to meet man who
isn't called an expert.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

than an inch of space, told of the
death of 1900 persons of a plague in
India, all within a fortnight. The
same paper carried long story with
a black-face heading telling of the
death of one person in New York
That one death was.more shocking than
the $4,000 deaths because it was clos
er to home.
1t is a common sight here to see a
squad of immigrants, fresh from. the
steerage, walk up lower Broadway, or
east on 23rd street, carrying their mis-
shapen suitcases on their heads, garb-
ed in fancy-colored clothing with red
handkerchiefs about their necks. One
look would convince you they will not
be a great asset for America during
their lifetime, but their children and
children's children have promise-and
exclusionists forget that.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

His chief character is one of the
strongest in any recently written nov
ell. Lester Davis is youth of dis
turbed mind, who can't see life as
others do, who isn't satisfied just to
stay in one place and "settle down."
He must be going, and he must always
be ready to move on to the next place
when he tires of the present one.
This uneasy feeling takes him from
Boston to the HARVEST, back to the
middle-west, again to the HARVEST, and
finally back home. In his rovings he
meets raw life, at least it would be
raw enough for the average mortal.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01
HenIe s Column

New York - Elliot H. Paul, one of
Americas most vivid novelists, must
think that to write about life without
an abundance Of sex would be as drab
as corned-beef without cabbage, or
even ham without eggs. Certainly to
Paul, life and sex are inseparably link
ed.
First he wrote ''Indelible," then
"Impromptu" and now "Imperturbe"
(Knopf). One finds it difficult to say
which, "Impromptu," or "Imperturbe'
paints sex in its most hideous aspect,
1t was a little difficult to discover
where Paul conceived the name "Im-
perturbe," until we learned that he
took it from one of Walt Whitman's
poems. The word is supposed to indi
cate that glorious state of mind a
man reaches after he has knocked
about this old earth so much that
self-reliance, self-assurance and self
confidence form part of his very
being. ae1tsH ts 4
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

An article in the current issue of
The Saturday Evening Post, written
by Henry H. Curran, should arouse
considerable comment. Curran is U.
S. commissioner of immigration, and
while, judging from the tone of the
article, he takes his Office too seri-
ously, still it remains true he is in a
wonderful position to speak with au-
thority.
He says we should either cut down
the quantity and increase the quality
Of immigrants, or should exclude
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

New Workers understand the immigra-
tion problem better than others do, be-
cause they are closer to it. news
item the other day, occupying not more
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-05-01

these are more imam nall C1O UaIIl0
The hardest luck of the politicians is that the
soldiers bonus has been shelved as campaign
issue The blow supreme to the radicals would
be for the President to approve the bill
IF Kenosha must be old-fashioned and not
have daylight saving time, it is comforting to
know that the railways and the telegraph COM
panies are going to stick with us.
General Dawes has announced that he is not
going to talk about the PREPARATIONS report. He
believes that the report can talk for
itself,
AT twenty, spring thrills you with the
thought Of young love; at forty, with the
thought of young onions. 81
A wel-informed person is one who knows
which Anderson you mean when you speak of
Anderson's fairy tales.
Think how many women have talked that
way over back yard fence without knowing
it was testimony"
A brute is a husband who hasn't enough
curiosity to ask his wife what she is crying
about this time.
Another thing that puzzled US is how very
fat man manages to keep up appearances with
out suspenders.
If you wish to know which party man be-
longs~to, ask him whether he hates a rich man
When candidate says he stands four-square
he only means that he covets three squares
Holding the affection of France is just sim
pie matter of being Santa Claus at intervals
''Undeveloped peoples are those that have
left when the tax collector leaves.
Poor old Heinie. He can't find way to re-
cover without helping the case of France.
The chief danger in platonic friendship is
that it so frequently ends in matrimony.
He is a goner when he gets the secret notion
that any fool should be able to play golf
---
Americanism is still to be found in the dis
tricts where Sunday is clean-collar day.
And yet if he is the kind of chap Dad will
trust, daughter probably calls him a dud.
Apparently the wicked part of machine poll
tics is control of the larger machine.
Peace may be here. It has been weeks and
weeks since Uncle Sam licked Haiti.
Bah Thep call it a free country, and the
grand jury is forever interfering.
A genius is a man who can teach a child to
hate war and to adore war heores.
A benedict is man who hasn't anything he
is afraid the moths will get into.
War histories are funny things. Ours says
Turkey was vanquished.
It IS comforting at times to meet man who
isn't called an expert.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13
Stearns County Dairy Cow
Population Is Necessary
Summary of Situation Made by Blue
Valley Institute Discloses Health
ly Condition

Stearns county's dairy cow poupla-
ton is increasing according to figures
announced by the Blue Valley Cream
cry Institute. The statement covers
an area embracing approximately
one-eighth of the state in this sec
ton, and is believed to hold true for
the county proper.
~ per cent gain in the number of
dairy cows two years old and over is
noted for the district over the pre-
ceeding year, while the increase for
the state as whole was 6S per cent
as compared with 1923. The entire
United States shows an increase
amounting to per cent, government
figures show.
The number of heifers 1 to 2 years
old as compared to the total number
of cows in this district seem to be
above the average, indicating the
intention to bring more young stock
into milk in the near future.
In citing these figures the Institute
calls attention to the fact that the
United States needs 100000 more
cows every year if production is to
keep step with the normal growth of
demand for dairy products. There
are 1,412,000 more mouths to be
fed in the united States with every
passing year and with the increased
consumption of dairy products per
capita, this added number to the
nations herd will barely suffice to
meet the increased demand,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13
Local Schools Will Take
Part In Education Week
Daily Programs Being Arranged for
Six Consecutive Days Public
Should Cooperate

American Educational Week, No
vember II to % will be observed in
the local schools. Educational week,
backed by the American Legion, Ma
tional Education Association and
u. S. Bureau of Education focuses
our attention upon Educational af-
fairs and problems. 1t will be OBJ
served through out the country by
exercises of various kinds.
Locally, plans are being made for
prominent business and professional
men to address both the Junior and
Senior High Schools during the af-
ternoon assembly period each day of
the week.
The subjects to be emphasized each
ial emphasis are as follows:
Monday-Constituti Day.
Observation-Disclosures Day.
Wednesday-School and Teacher
Day.
Illiteracy Day.
Friday-Physical Education Day.
Saturday-Community Day.
Sunday-For God and Country.
Visitors are always welcome in the
Sank Centre school but a special in
vitation is extended by Superintend-
ent Falk for Wednesday, Nov. 10Th,
School and Teacher Day, urging res
idents to use that day to visit the
schools, get acquainted with the
teachers and observe what the Sank
Centre schools are doing for this
community. The local churches will
be asked to cooperate by devoting a
portion of their services to education,
Sunday Nov. 23rd.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

2781 $. P. Hansen & Co., Mdse
1Or poor Zz IA
27S2 Chas. Parks, Storm Sew
er No. ............. 756. 68
1888 M. j. Hanauer, meat for
1884 &. Hilierud & Co., Park.
poor and police supplies ABA
The Street Commissioner was in
structed to get help and complete the
laying of the cutters and cross walks
as agreed upon using the cement
blocks taken up for paving.
Engineer j. E. Bonner filed his re-
port of acceptance of the Charles
Parks contract for the completion of
Storm Sewer on North Main street
and the job was accepted by the
Council and the Clerk instructed to
draw an order for $756.68, the con-
tract price for such work.
A petition was filed asking for the
light on Pleasant Street to be changed
and placed farther south. The matter
was referred to Alderman Cass with
power to act.
The meeting adjourned.
]. F. COOPER, City Clerk.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13
COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS:

Regular monthly meeting Of the
Common Council of the City of
Sank Centre held Wednesday, No
vember 9Th, 1924 at 1880 P. M.
Council convened with all members
present save Alderman Brown. The
minutes of the previous meeting were
read and approved.
The Clerk reported having drawn
orders No. 2735 to No. 2746 in
elusive in payment of the regular pay
roll and fixed charges which was con-
frmed. The Clerk was instructed to
draw Orders in the sum of $126.4S
in payment of election expense bills.
The bill of M. J. Hanauer Of
SLABS was referred. to Alderman
Holm and that of the Water, Light &
Power Commission of $230.73 was
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13
RETAIN EGG CO.. ops COUNSEL

The law firm of Mitchell, Doherty,
Rumble, Bum & Butler of st. Paul
has been appointed general counsel
for the Minnesota Cooperative Egg &
Poultry Exchange. This announce
ment was made by A, A. McPheeters,
manager of the Exchange, in COM
munication to the Minnesota Farm
Bureau Federation, Immediately fol-
lowing the appointment by the execu-
tive board of the Exchange.
In view of the fact that it is al
ready serving in the same capacity
for the Central Livestock Commits
sion,s the Minnesota Cooperative
Creaneries Association and the Min
nesota. Potato Growers Exchange, the
appointment of this firm as the legal
representative Of the Egg Exchange
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

FOR SALE-Improved farm of
70 acres; house 18x24 and other
small buildings. The land is river
bottom and has lake frontage of
about one-half mile; there are also
two good springs. Farm is located
in Little Sank township on State
road between Sank Centre and Long
Prairie. Price sos 90 per acre;
terms can be arranged. Frank
Bushey, owner, R F D No. 2, Sank
Centre, Mimi. 24-25 pd.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

GIVE HAVE A FINE PIANO
near Sank Centre, slightly used and
partly paid for, which we will sell to
party willing to complete the remain
ing monthly payments. Send name
and address for full information.
Cable Piano Company, Nicollet at
Eighth, Minneapolis, Minnesota" 23-
24-25.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

will be welcomed by the members of
that organization.
Wilfrid E. Rumble who has made
special study of cooperative law,
will have personal charge of active
legal work for the Exchange. In
times of special need, also, the Ex-
change will have the additional adj
vantage of the advice and help of
such men as Messrs. Mitchell, Doher-
ty, Bum and Butler.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13
CLASSIFIED WANT ADS :

WANTED = Woman for light
homework; good home. Inquire at
Herald office.Adh.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

FOR SALE-Six pure bred Level
Ign pups, sired by one of the best
hunting dogs in the state. See them
at Pangburn's Seed Store, Nov. ID
Is. 24-25 pd.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

LOST Thursday noon of last
week, between the city and Henry
Borgmann farm, a black leather
handbag containing sum of money.
Finder please leave at Herald office
for reward-24.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

KINDLING WOOD-For sale. Dry
pine bundled edgings make excellent
Sindling wood. Get them from Us
Steiner Lumber Co. Phone IS 46tf
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

Subscribe for the Sank Centre
Herald if you want the Sank Centre
news.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

referred to Alderman Bohall and if
found correct these were ordered
paid.
The following bills were allowed
and ordered paid, to-wit:
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

FOR SALE-Eight room house,
well located, priced right for quick
sale. For information call on j.
B. Schoenhoff. 24-25
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

FOR RENT - 12O acre farm,
known as the Jake Orth place; also.
ten ton. of tame hay and 100 shocks
of corn fodder, for sale. J. H. Dris--
coll, Park Rapids, Mimi. 24-25-26-
27 pd.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

FOR SALE-Eight room modern
house. Hot water, cistern, barn.
woodshed, hen house, garage, and
garden spot. Ideal location. H. F..
Henneman.4 8tf.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

FOR RENT-Six room house,
furnished or unfinished, modern
except heat. Mrs. o. Wheeler. 16tf
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

COAL-Blue Ribbon Coal $10.25
delivered. Try it. Steiner Lumber
Co. % If.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

FOR SALE OR RENT-Seven
room house South Main street. Mrs.
Geneva Dahlem. 12tf.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

FOR SALE-Pure bred Buff Orph-
ington pullets. Mrs. F. E. Dodge.
1924.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

FOR SALE Birch cord wood, al
so mixed cord wood. Steiner Lumber
Co. % If.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

FOR SALE+An excellent 18-inch
Stewart Hard coal heater. H. P.
Hager. Fl If.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-11-13

FOR RENT-6 room house, mod.
ern except heat, near Great North
ern depot. Mrs. Hattie Doyle. 20tf
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1924-12-25
LOCAL AND

Theodore Rounds of Poplar was
here Monday on business.
See our $4.75 dress trousers. The
Davey Tailors. 40-tf
A boy was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Orville Arthur of the Northside on
Tuesday morning.
Rudolph Christensen is here from
Havre to spend the holidays with
friends.
Hemstitching. Leave work at my
home or at the commercial club Of
hce. Belle Gordon. 31-tf
Leona Merwin, who is attending
school at Billings, returned home for
the Christmas vacation Tuesday.
Miss Juliet GIFTS, who is attending
the Dillon Normal is home to spend
the Christmas vacation.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1924-12-25

On New Years day special matinee
8 P. M. also evening and Friday.
Try our special dinners. Served
every day. Cozy Lunch. 40-4t
Ed. GIFTS, travelling auditor for the
Monarch Lumber Co., is home to
spend the Christmas holidays.
Ruth Swenson of Avondale was op-
Grated on for appendicitis at a local
hospital Monday.
Mrs. Dewitt of Poplar underwent
an operation for appendicitis at the
Ferguson hospital.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Council and
grandson, Gene, went to Bainville to
spend the Christmas holidays.
Mrs. Fred Johnson of the South
side was shopping in Wolf Point on
Tuesday.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1924-12-25

At a meeting of the Wolf Point
BARRIERS held on last Friday evening,
Dec. 18th, they agreed to the follow
ing prices:
Hair Cuts, so cents.
Single Bobs, IS cents.
Hand or Electric Massage, so cents.
Combination Massage, rs cents.
e. T. Hauge,
Connie Schenkenberger,
F. B. Turner. 45-2t