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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-09

One day a keen Business Man who
felt pretty sure that nobody couli
show him anything was sitting at hi
desk idly framing u a Scheme tC
make a couple o: Million Dollars fol
| himself. His long suits were Eff
cheney and Organization and be
prided himself on the Fact that no
one could sell him Proposition
without showing him the Goods.
When he was figuring OUT certain
gigantic Schemes for the enlarge
mcat OF the Output he looked aud
say Pip standing about six feet
from his Desk waiting for a chance
70 speak 10 him. A. he caught her
Eye she gave him 4 most enhancing
Smile and he began 10 fear the
worst.
Ii b. had known that she was &
Grass Widow his Fears would have
been more definite and well-founded.
She wore s Gown that never came
from any Department Store and she
was groomed and manicured until she
looked as neat and attractive as a
Movie Actress lost in the Desert.
The Unvritten Rule.
She had 4 demure and bSby-l!ke
Stare As II wanting il % be known
that she was afraid OF Men. but the
Business Man was q Lightning Cal
culator. He sized her al once as an
Artist and figured thar she carried a
special and hish-class line Of Bunk.
4 cold chill went down his Spine
when he noted that she carried a
half-moroco Prospectus. IL was evil
dent that she was selling something
De Luxe published for that exclusive
Clientele which is snnreciative OF
the very Best Things.
IL il had been Male Book Agent
the great Business Man could have
pulled 4 rough line OF Stuff and ter
minated the Interview in a Hurry !:
bur there seems 10 be an uuvritten
Rule. ENCOURAGED BY Tradition and
kept alive BY Magazine Stories, that
No True American Gentleman may
adopt q rude Manner toward a flossy
GaZelle Who is a combination OF MARI
Picktori. Madge Kennedy. the three
Ts,madse Girls and the Queen Of
Shsba.
Especially when the Cutie is essy
20 loOk az and approaches her Victim
in & stsrt1sd-favn manner. acting
very coy. buC managing - get nearer
all the time.
Her Hard Lick Story.
Then IS she comes into the Zone
OF Influence the Air Is gently per
meatsi with all the >eu>uouS ArOmaS
dating from Cleopatra 10 Mary
Garden.
All @: which means that the poor
SAP hasn't one chance in a Million.
He i already strapped q the OpeEat-
ing Table.
The rimoroUS 5u- trusting Grass
Widow al moderately near the
Business Manager while she pulled
her Stuff. She was near enough 20
give hin q little Of the Magnetic Cur
rent without seeming q b. Forward.
Shs co,i her hari-lCck Story n low
biri-liSa Notes. Il was all VhoH-v
and -s- he listened sxssbs Syng1-
-he-ic Smile.
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The Grass Widow and the Six Dollars
By

was the Champion Boob of the Uni
verse and the Softest Thing that the
Lady Robber had stood up for an
entire season.
She took the Fountain Pen away
from him. because he was trying to
put it into his Pocket. and thanked
him in n very pretty way which left
him feeling as il she had done him a
Favor Then. with a CHEEKY Good
Bye. she was gone.
He shook himself and took a long
Breath and asked where he was.
Then it all came back to him. He
realized that he. the wisest Bird in
the Universe, had purchased a Gold
Brick.
Wise Girl Plays No FavOrites.
He began to call himself Names.
He brought in the Office Boy and
roasted him for admitting Callers
who had not sent in their Names. He
left Word with everybody that if any
more blonde Sharks in expensive
Costumes showed up and asked for
the Manager they were TO be turned
over to the Police.
The only Consolation that came 20
him in his hour OF establishment
was the Fact that the List which he
had signed had carried the sigma
lures of practically all the we'll
known Financiers operating in the
Business District.
Which only goes TO show that when
a Wise Business Girl starts TO clean
up she plays no Fayorites. He de-
rived certain Satisfaction from the
Fact that while she had been maxim;
Dnak AT ~ rtr, che haI fl1vo 1al-n-
wise to his Associates.
When the Man came around 10 de-
liver the seyen-pOund copy of Happy
Hours with the Poets and he paid
out his Six Silver Pieces for a Queer
Volume that he would not have Read
for Six an Hour. he hated himself
worse than ever. He thought some
OF giving the Book TO the Office Boy.
by way Of Revenge. but he hit upon
a Better Use for ii. He put it back
into the box and carried it Home.
and said 10 his Wife. See what ]
have Bought for you"
News Of Other Victims.
II occuTed to him that after get
ting Present like that she ought 10
let him stay out every Night for
Month. But she could not see II tnat
WAY.
He had to tell her that Some
Women never seem 70 Appreciate
having Husbands to Grind and Toll
all day. 50 a. 70 be able to purchase
Beautiful Gifts for them.
Then she told him that al the
Women Of her Acquaintance had TO-
ceiyed these Books as Presents. ami
n crowd of Married Men must have
been given a Club Rate. Then he
spunEei VI and said that il she Wa
going 70 look a Gift Horse in the
Mouth. they wouldn't Talk about u
Gnv more.
tn the meantime. the Grass Widow
was living - tho Ritz
MORAL: Those vino are Entitled
to it Get ii sooner CT later.
Copyright 1875 - the Bsu syrdi.s;e.
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st. and Seventh avenue wondering
whether 10 take the sight seeing bus
TO Chinatown claims that the cbOve
hand amt nothing but chow meIn
and counts S.4j on the cheek.
Mrs. Quincy, the Shame Woman.
Prof BO0bO who read I.imehOu-e
Nights in the original manuscript says
that three Of a kind in the hand j.
a gan and counts twice a. much as
three Of a kind On the table. Prof.
GizZard claims that a ma cheuck -
eggs Il yUnS without rice.
SO il goes all through the different
books and they all got theiT own opin-
ION and persOnly II would not seem
like IL was anything 10 get 50 excited
over IL Il wasn't for the bard feelings
and tension which il reused By same
and not only that bur women that
always vent around with a spotless
reputation is now being whispered
about behind their back and psuued
By their former friends, Ike just the
other night tho Vss 4 lady come To
our house and she says nv dear have
you heard the gossip about Mr..
Quincy and W. says no what is the
gossip about Mrs.. Quincy and the
lady SAYS they are telling II all
around that she dogs her hand with
out I double.
Copyriyhc. 1870 ~ the BeI syndsease.
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No Manners in Nah JOna9
BY RING LARDNER

to get in more trouble than a cabinet
officer.
Like for example or 4 Of the books
has been got out by men who has
made their name as authorities on
bridge. They argue that if they know
all they is to know about one game.
why naturally they must know all
they is TO know about another, which
sounds so reasonable that I been
thinking about writing text book in
regards to mich cows as I used to
be a pretty fair drop kicker.
Lizzie Expert on HOi Kong.
The most Of the books however is
the works of men and women that
claims 10 of lernt the game from the
Chinks themselfs either here or over
in the native Hong Kong. And the
worst of it is that these books don't
no more agree with each other than
couple of oil witnesses. For inst.
Prof. Joseph Ootz who was born in
Picking with a pair Of chop sticks in
his mouth claims that anybody that
plays with lie flowers and seasons
would tee up their ball on a putting
green whereas Madame Jutty AYERS
that the flowers and seasons is the
prettiest Of all tiles and people that
objects to them would 60 through
Switzerland blind-folded.
Prof. Lizzie who had office up
stairs over a Chinese laundry for
thirty yrs. says that four Of kind
on the table is hoi kong and scores
as four but only counts as three.
Prof. f. VI. Cooler who once stood
for IL hr. on the corner Of 42nd.
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The records OF History prove that
every Man who wears a clean Collar
and shayes each Morning is - PEI
cent Sheik. 70 per cent Don Juan and
the remainder True Friend. As a
consequence he has been a Soft Marx
since the first Afternoon in the Gar
den OF Eden.
The Grass Widow. it appeared. was
the only Support OF her little Bow
who was attending the Military In
sIiCute az Culver. Indiana. Al The
age OF - she had been luFe,i into {
Marriage with a Hound who drank.
After she got through recitins her
Tale ot We II became evident THAI
anyone who did not rush 70 her
Assistance vas more o. less OF .
Hound
% Per Cent YAnped.
SIZE turned the Liquid Orbs on him
and had him slipping. skiddi1g al
going sideways. He thought he
v-o-fad toll hs- that already lie had IN
bis Home over so Books tina, he
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The Procedure

Co1ntIsnit Blocker. az a dinner was
talking about the high prices in III
rope sine The var. YES. they are
high sometimes. but u1osr 81 II j. traV-
slsrs' tale. That reminds me- that
hegri q good one recently. II was a
tale about CeyiSn- An American had
izs- arrived az a Colombo hotel and
The char1bermaid said 70 aim. a. she
put his bedroom in order. Have you
asked at The office for your frog. SIR
Ny frozy Easpe-i the American what
Do yoa mean: The frog 70 kili your
coach reaches sir. Make then give
you = yog1g, kan muscular frog. a
good jumper: one that VII. clean out
the cOeErOachss thorDuzhig- Thea at
terEsr1s- when the cockr0ac1sz are
al gone. you must 20 down 70 the
Office azail and get your snake
snake Holy Moss Why a snake
A snake - eat the frpg- SIR replied
the maid And then. a. soon A. tho
frog = eaten y0E must ge- SEg Of br5
ard Kill -hs snake with club. after
that yo1'H Be sure Of a good nights
-pzr
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sh. Slipped the Fountain Pen Into His Right Mtt.
By GEORGE ABE.

never had read and the Closets weFe
packed full OF Volumes for which
there was no room on the Shelves.
and 81 il would be the limit Of Idiocy
for him 70 90 ahead and order any
more Books.
But when he tried 10 frame his Ex-
cUses he merely hammered. She
kept on singing her Song and sat a
little nearer all Of the Time. until
finally he became. 50 dizzy that he
had 70 lock his less under the Office
Chair 70 keep from sWoOnin- away.
We are not over-statinz the Fact
when We say that he was % per
cent Sampcd.
When she had lin Zasping. hsD-
motto. helpless and foolish she slipped
the Fountain Pen into MS Right Mitt
and showed him where 10 sign on the
Dotted Line.
He nut down the old John Han
cock with a firm hand and even az
/ ~ did T. hi din Sub-COnSciOuslr~s
told him that in all probability be
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-09

ber shop, has outgrowa thai peaceful
halo OF conplsisance that every nan
reeds 70 dust the soul % LIES i-rita-
tiors.
Is More Complicated
i : Co- ~ purpose % sniff a. the
modern drug store. II IS : marvellous
step forward usIerially-b-- the spir-
icCality OF Us prototype has vanished.
MID tempo hss became fo-CissiIo Il
4 angling age
The g-ardIoQCerce i suffoeaJirg.
Handsome fOo-wslksc, row pilot yl-
through magnificent lsbyrinths when
a.. yo- wanted 70 buy. perhaps. vas
I ricke.s worth OF moth tails. You
fee you are cheating Re firm and -
ven probably buy a $40 bottle 4 peg
t--s and 4 Gcrs1 oranges.
TIE soda fountain n - Old dsvs
Eas 8 gl1-ifist village pEZ0. We
dc-Et- : five cent Sria aCl sat a.
rc- counter II Z comfortable chair for
a. k1-r discussing he light topics 4
tzs Gsy With rhs druggist o. hrs boy.
Now - The drug s---s soda f11--
tain y0u uuS- sand %. p4v - csrc>
t1- 4 g-1ss Il soda an watch 4 world
u young E4r ~ 20 keep k.s lo.ks
ar = hiS eyes
Tie cd fashioned E--E-is- -s7--
is-,-- rated his Windows save WITH q
-et bo---s IN 0us ard Z -rsz1 bo-c.s n
-1, c-tsr. Nov - g. --rsss-l G-u.
store must have . t1-z- -lr.i-~s an
-tfz- s7s-yrs.-E from q tsz--if-I lars
ls-r-S-ra-C- revsali-- -is merits d.
e --,- rr-1Tsr - Al Tran counter
tsi- - Magma FAILS II FL g-st.
ASis from selling a.-7,- evsrT-
-t-r- -Gr ~ WOMAN wants the
modern drug S-0re rfr7rS q f-zs st0r
@ Siis-G,s -s,is~-riE-s L show
-La- i---E~+s srs keen mir i=i rn-
sd know bow O kas7 uz-a vita -
times. 5U- -ir'- -a.1 : orr 'r.s-
We would Ike % . Is < - -.
-7ri IN deg store
. C----5sh-. 1924. BY - y Nag
STri'-ar- I--
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mseist had TO get out Of bed TO nix
the convection especially for hin
You Don't Know Him
These DAYS you never know your
druggist. he IS hidden away in some
remote balcony. He talks 10 the
clerk through peepholeS. In the old
days the druggist was quite e figure.
He passed the Collection plate =
schurch and marched a Pyth;sn ps-
trades
: II VOC step into the dug store
s,snd ask TO see the proprietor you
learu that he has IN office downtown
swhere be directs $ chain Of stores a-i.
instesd, you are presented 10 the
manager"
II is al progress sd the uodsr-
drug store Is better than the one ths-
has gone. Still with many - -
there is too much pruSrtsS. TIE lzEy
msn is finding there i 10 place q
while away the dragging hours.
Amid the bury sla-eCislisu y New
York we are too prone 20 f1-gsc -Es
simpler grsces that make f1- hsar- 8
cas-. II IS true We are living Il a.
age % grandeur and ~o-ier bC- t-is
triumphal regency OF iuiEsr-iaI Ell
cheney has nothing % 90 WIKI the
spirit.
THE art Of making many blades Z
grasS grow where one tor-e-,- -sT
Is sitting 20 many q rs We arr
being standardized right i7-- % "a
last wiSp-and comfort vsu-sIss.
The new drug store : s -1rvel o.
efficiency. You can q there - e
dimes worth Of uux vu-i-a and Co-=
sway with & crate OF apples. & "a
collar. q lawn mower. tennis racze-
the latest novel. a ticket % The thea
ter, pair Of Garnet slippers, S ser -
drop earrings and the gam q Mar
Jong.
Instead Of the drug store being S
place where one may find al 1---
sional hour of calm cue finds l. ;
place Of vast and complicated r,s b
snism. There are aislsS blooming vi.:
almost everything in 'Ec wu-.i-,sv
drugs. Why. they've even remove.
the spittoous. IT. thz- priceless:
Il IS possible the Nic-C-is1 20,
was iuSipid. but We have ysS-
nostalgia for IL. We l'rE 20 the 81
day afternoon hEscy rIie instead n
the mad motor drive ct the day. W
would like TO Sc show where tr
villain still pursues her instead 81 -l
complicated talk sud nuerilr cvuicis-
Of = cycle play.
We would like 20 Si- out On n
front porch in The cool of tts evfHiu
and watch the urisi b0-s - by j-S-rs
Of being jammed into : Sr1ffy 'af
hesrin- ShriekiuE JAZZ ari warrhiu
vsselinei cakr-eate-~ i7',y-r,,'ius WIT
cigarette smoking rapu, rs
q. YES. there are many -h.r-S VI
wouh Ike to Il thai ue-a rlr
~ the Victoria1 era BH- orr .a--rr
= in vain. The roisrn 6rr- ~-1-
+ the Shriekins symbol ~ r'r Q.
fines have changed
We would IKE sometimes -n E.
-: this. ovgarizcf grandeur. We ~o1'
Ike 20 Srt hack % the little tOr.
town where supper i rot dinner an
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Idle Thoughts
on COUNTRY NEWSPAPERS.

4 member Of the staff is neyotiat-
ing for the ownership OF country
newspaper and says that when be gets
j, he Is going % lead the lie com
monty attributed % the ce!sbrated Mr..
Riley.
At first We were inclined 10 scott
and then we investigated and asked
1im 10 let Us In or If.
Contrast the ezactiuZ scramble TO
zet news in the city with the posi-
ton Of the Southwest Texas country
clitOr who wrote: Friends Of this
paper will sDleese hand Gs in news
items while they are fresh. We pre-
Ter not 70 publish a birth after the
. baby il Wcared a marriage after the
hOuy moon j. over. or the death OF 4
citizen after his widow has married
again independent.
In the city newspaper birth is
worth just one liz: BON unto
Mr. and Mrs February II.
1924. az -ne Blank Hospital. a son.
. IN a Southwest Texas weekly II 70
cent date there was nearly q fourth
81 a column recording the presenting
/ of 4 valentine By Mrs. 70 Mr. AMI
Continuing with q complete recOrd u
I the weight OF the bog az birth. and
/ the l0y Cf the Parents Then il end
ed - with congratulations of the
I paper and a poetic prediction Of the
roy future % the new little citizen
[ Real reading
There are other cOuDensatiOus IN
running a country newspaper. Read
| this. -SaturlaT was chicken DAY ~
{ the office Of the News A dOZcn
fine young friers were y ceived or
. description besides several @O.lars-
Think of that happy Sunday.
II you make a bust in editing
the country newspaper. it's eas}- 70
square il. One % the border editors
I z few weeks $50 ran an item about
I 6 prominent farmer vao had been con-
Z fined ta his bed for q Month Or n0-e
7 with rheumatism and coucll1ed u
thus. He has - far recovered ss
20 be able 70 20 70 LAREDO 20 con
I ~ult 2 physician Mr.. Blank q read7
. for PLANTING The next week he
blamed the Mergsnthalsr for the e.
ror II 4 half column Of SATISFACTORY
rstracri0u-
Even the advertising in the c0Un-
try nswSparer u az times rsfrsShIu ?.
! Witness. -No-ies. Tkis u 10 IT,
form The party that stole the tools
c1r sf ~ tOol-boI. that r has for
gotten % take TIE handle for the I1-s
aioug- lie nav call for sane Al NJ
store Gus NzIchoE- An a. IN t5e
Frecsri-ss5--g Srandzrt-
Another Intriguing sT1nsDie from
The Missi1u TINES Pet r111ssv
usnrsi- Mzsc - a1le % stand r0ZEh
treatment. also have a I9ViHs Gispo-
sirf,z- Ctief and Al
/ News "a easy q 90 tor n suaaH
town II sJacr filler e Eesdsd a rain
is good for half 4 c1llzu- II - ad-
vsrriser fixes his sidsuslE = -u's
IT. urptty vfud0E display i ca y
recorded AZ lslgrh n ths usv~ co.
unl7s- An sxacrueTs ard atte1tIgz ~
dsraI Isn't always Insisted uoor- Al
sxaupfs- Rev r r Rank - tLs
Baptist Church wsus u San Anton Z
: Mazdzv rf1srunon % n-rsad . ckErch
! cozserszce cs so1zs KID
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To the editor:
Long yrs. ago Englishmens used to
get we Americans sore by saying
that our national pastime Of baseball
wasn't nothing more or less than
glorified FOUNDERS, FOUNDERS being a
ball game which originated in Great
Britain.
Now days you can get pretty near
anybody sore by saying that nah
jongg amt nothing more or less than
glorified rummy and about the only
difference is that you can get a COM
plete rummy outfit namely % cards
for S.25 whereas a nah jongg set
amt hardly legal unless they soke
you at lease $500 dollars for same.
Personaly1I don't know If rummy
comes LIST. or vice versa but il is a
cinch that the games is relations
to each other even if one of them is
played with cards and the other with
tiles. The idear in both is TO fill up
your hand with sets of 3 or 4 or runs
of 3 and etc. and at the same time
discard so as to not do nobody else
no good.
Nah jongg experts Of course will
claim that the Chinese psstime is a
whole lot more complicated and that
you can't be a good NAH jongg player
unless you are practically reeking with
brains but it seems 20 me ike per-
son that has got anything 10 do
with a game that spells jong with
> IS can't be better than IL witted
at the outside.
Can't Play IT on Skis.
But nah Jongg amt n game that
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czriis "a cat in bridge - poker for
r1s saue reason bit bridge and poker
players Il too polite 70 saT So They
amt ~ manners mixed Up vita
game CT r-ah !ougs-
What 10 dolb- causes ths Eost o.
sls tr0Ehis Il The f1ct thar they's a
even - different books On zsa l5nsy
Ers-s u n different experts and the
11-y thing rhs boys seems % agree o.
ia that t-s game amt intended 20 g
played VIE ski jumping A rear
- I can make OCT al ths authors nas
30 15eutF ErU1n-is % cDls5trr them
self . expert ard anybody that sets
cut 60 tel way - and 80 ssnGld
a-Ehr % - hard With mere respect
tEza 50 s5 80, Why thsy are LIE
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A Slim Prospect

Wrs- - Harry Ll-t,- -
sr-a-- t--- 5ss bottom - .---
mine 20 -ts ~ OF: ,5- sl----a---a--
-g-.f q t-.s- persuaded hin g, ~----
% .sa-- gr'E A-ro-iirE'7 b. go o.
Oh SCOTTISH -'s-s- q, :, ----E The
links WITH hin TIE r-t rt1- as
noted 70 les to- t=> enthusiast -
the game than ~ rs t---- e---
sp'Esu-=-s- and e. vas -.-- sc--
--eFija-io-. -ds--s1-s- r-l- AZ to
iiui>s Ha--7 v+-rlrst - ass 1-
vl-- b thought e E5s game Va
yell NJ max -o-ttr-.- te reg I'd
we've e--r ow7s- late B1- .--.
i--s possible e 80 r-ar-5-s 6---t
7s--a ---rI .7- -rc. -5--s ~s--- %
u.-.--- -N=--v Questioned I-1---
r- trrrt-ly- We ui.a- begin o.
hae Siu-er THAR veTI uavs- kza
the r-r-limeuts o. IT, -aEe--
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\ Filipino appeared az cbp office NJ
Naturalization Examiner Charles Z.
Tucker Wednesday. ami said that he
wanted % apply for American citizen
ship under the a. ~ Congress rs.ac-
Ing % the u1-E-slLzario q aliens
who were h0l1rably discharged from
the army or navy after servics in the
World war. Throughout the corv--s1-
ton he Filipino looked strangely AZ
The Ea-uraliza ion examiner.
Have YOU g1- your discharge %
Q=rs from tie lzvy: the EatIrll-E "a
ZION examiner inquired.
I left them 4, home The Filipino
replied
The Filipino vas informed that h
must 1.1ircs proof o. honorable sew
ice IL TIE navy before his aQQLi-a-ig-
c5Iid b. accepted.
H eft the Office with an expression
upon his face rh4- puzzled t1s -a---
raliZlrio1 examiner.
TIE Filipino entered an zI.-5----
0tt.rs and inquired o: tie oit.c-l
there:
Is thar -au in ths -at-rl.- a-55-
oiti0s Charles 2. T-cke-E
NEs1 - vas Informed -LI- 80
examiner vas l5-e 3--e- t1l- T--s--.
IL said
4 used % b biz NESS l--s-i1--
in The RAW I -o1izr T. r. E--.L ca
q. right Il I told l.z Ibo-- i-r
He Va ASSURED -1a- g -l-f ---
b. a violation e re avs o. sc57r.--a
t.r hin @ s1s4k % zee former 7e---
Office
He reminded -is za--,a nation *
s-insr -1s- h was 0-re bic -r-s a.
cs1iz--. RscuEu l-.1r z1T1st H vas
Erze-a-i VIII 0Qs- Ir-s and DIR :
re 1sT- ssTF-a- minutes -1rT -..r0s=s
--= Ar----- aErLr
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can b. set to 1 side, with Jest and
IN fact il i getting 80 far from a
Jest that It . becoming the basis 81
fueds and family quarrels and | will
b. surprised II the near future don
see divorces granted on the grounds
that one party or the other insists
on playing With short wall. have
either witnessed or took part IN
about ~ games % nah joDgg 70 date
and amt never seen people yet
thet played the same rules or one
person that was willing 10 sacrifice
thtmself and play the other person 8
way without 4 sqgawk.
Just how serious the whole PROPOSE
rfon is can Be gathered from one Of
the rules as printed in Vogue namely
-the dice should always Be- thrown
against the opposite wall 10 prevent
Cheating Everybody knows that the
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