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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
EXTRA! LEAP
Propaganda Is Found BY
Fairly Famous Editor

married men live longer than
bachelors" say 1923 statistics. Even
i this is true (and it is true) it looks
like Leap Year stuff. Bachelors do
not live as long as married men be-
cause they have only themselves to
blame for their troubles.
&c.. WEATHER..
Rodolph Valentines book of poems
is selling well. This is the first
sign of spring.
I RADIO NOTES.
To take the squeal out of vacuum
tubes knock the tip off and put a
little oil in there.
EDITORIAL.
The word "scofflaw" has been
chosen as a fitting title for bootleg
drinkers. We fail to see it's improve
ment over corpse" and NERVOUS
wreck" the words being used now.
TAX NOTICE.
Don't spend yet what you may
gain by promised lower taxes.
WEDDINGS.
Mr.. and Mrs. Russell of Chicago
win the loving cup. The, Russells
have stayed married 62 years.
FOREIGN NEWS.
Unlike the mark the franc will
never drop so low as to come out
on this side Of the earth.
COMICS.
Look at all the gold in Tut's tomb!
Been buried. 1000 years.
That's nothing, / got quart Of
real 12-year-old.
BEDTIME STORY.
"You build the fire in the morning
or l don't Cook breakfast"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
BOOKS "IN HIS HEAD"

Anthony N Brady left estate of Is million dollars.
In life he kept most of his books n his head it
him only $1l 600 year look after his property, his
esties in court The seeks relief claiming the require
mens of the law have increased this to half
million year.
Bookkeeping, originally intended device to cut
penses many has become major factor in the
of living There isn't enough money in the world pay
for complete" bookkeeping system. The ancient store
keeper who kept his records in nail key wiser than is
generally conceded
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S { E 3 I s $ 81 IS
EXTRA!

ADVERTISING.
Due to lack of space Tom Sims
Newspaper announces it has no adj
vcrtising today.
MARKETS.
A cheap bird is a guy who rides
to the end Of the car line just to
get his moneys worth.
SPORTS.
@Rabe's in the wood" chuckles
the Detroit News on learning Babe
Ruth swings a wicked AK. But it is
said his AK often hits the ground
instead. This is because the ground
is bigger than the wood.
Music NOTES.
We would like to be a man opera
singer, but not womRn. Fat
women are out of style.
BRO. TOMS KITCHEN.
When making candy you get bet
ter results if you buy it.
HOME HELPS.
Always have a bottle of iodine
handy when using a can opener.
SOCIETY.
Mrs. Sorich is sorry to announce
the engagement of her really beauti-
full daughter, Mary, to Mr.. Earnest
Frank. Mr.. Frank works in the
bank counting money, but has none
OF his own to county.
BEAUTY SECRET.
Save your powder until you see
the white that soap brings.
LATE NEWS.
The only nice thing about being a
night Waterman is he goes to bed
WREN others have to get up.
BANK NOTES.
Congressional library has 5000, 900
books. No one ever steals books
Everybody's got one.
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SO she began at once so as no.
to keep them waiting:
"Kerchug! Kerchug! In your little
green sack
So neatly buttoned straight up your
back,
With little black buttons like little
black pills
Der your little green tucker with
little white frills.
"Chugalug! Chugalug! With your
googily eyes,
Rolling round and round as you
look for flies,
In your waterproof booties and
stockings to match,
And bib on your chin the crumbs
to catch!
"Clumpalump! Clumpalump! Your
tongues a queer thing.
1t goes like fiddle with a very
loose string.
Though it's not good for music, it's
fine for spoon,
TO catch little skeeters you see, by
the moon.
"Chugalorum! Shugalorum! You'd
better watch out!
More googily eyes than yours a1o
about.
And your nice little Jumper ana
bottles and sack
Won't keep Mister Owl from finding
your track.
$50 you'd better be shutting your
beady black eyes,
And folding your spoon of a tongue,
if you're wise,
And cuddle down cozily, safe in your
bed,
With blankets of mud pulled up over
your head"
cts frog!" called out Jill. "I
know because there are a lot of
them where Jack and l 60 for water.
Out Mister Bull Frog doesn't wear
bib or booties. He wears a white
satin waistcoat and green satin
breeches!"
Of course, he does!" nodded the
Riddle Lady. "It's just the little
frogs the riddle is about But you
get the prize just the same. It's a
nice new bucket to keep in your new
house that Jack built on Broom
Street. But if I were you, I'd have
we'll and pump so you won't
h 70 tho cov Thoy,
there won't be any danger Of any
body falling down and breaking his
crown"
Ito Be Continued
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc }
The longest railway system in
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24

"'oh, no, Il 10 not said Misc
Dwight, you are In love with her,"
of her. l prefer to be stronger
than my wife,"
Don't hatter yourself. Women
are always stronger than their hun
bands. unless they are the co9a
plete idiot or man.crazy. Neither
type would appeal to you. The
average woman-all the millions Of
her-has moral force ant
strength Of character and certain
shrewd mental qualities, howeve,
unintellectual, that domicste
man every time. This wonaA has
all that and more-a Thousand
times more. A mighty good thing
ii she would take you in hand
Shed be the making of you, fol
you'd learn things about men ana
women and life-and yourself
that you've never so much a,
guessed. And then you'd write II
play that would set the town OF
fire. That's all you need. Even II sht
treated. you badly the result would
be the same. Life has been much
too kind to you, Clavey, and your
little disappointments have been SC
purely romantic that only you,
facile emotions have played abou,
like amiable puppies on the roof Oh
your passions. It's time the Laws
began to boil and the lid blew Off
Your creative tact would get
ploughing up and a fertilizing as a
natural sequence. Your plays
would no longer be mere models OF
architecture. / am not an amiable
altruist. l don't long to see you
happy. I'm rather inclined to hate
this woman who will end by infatu.
ating you, for. of course, that would
be the last I'd ever see Of You
But I'm an artist and believe thA;
art Is really all that is worth livine
for. ] want you to do great work
and want you to be a really great
figure in New York instead Of a
merely notable one"
You've both taken the conceit
out OF me and bucked me up.
But want you to meet her, and I
don't know how to bring 1t about
have an idea that your instinc,
would get somewhere near the
truth"
Suppose I give a party, and
day or two before. you ask her cas-
ually If she would like to cone--o,
put it to her in any way you think
oest. Nobody calls these days. hpl
I have an idea she would. PEOPLE
Of that type rarely renounce thu
formalities. Then. if I'm really
clever. I'll make her think she'd
like to see me again and she with
be at home when I return her cSil
Do you think you could work it?"
Its possible. I've reused her
curiosity about our crowd and III
plant a few more seeds. Yes. !
think she'll come. When will you
have it?"
"A week from Saturday"
Good. You're a brick. Cora.
AND don't imagine you'll ever ret
r'd OF me. If she is unique. so are
YOU. This Preside will always be
a magnet"
Miss Dwight merely smiled.
(! Go Be Continued)
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Gertrude Atherton
hide from yourself that you are In
love with her"
Il wonder! don't feel any rag.
ing desire for her--that l can
swear"
You simply haven't got that far.
The mystery has possessed your
mind and your doubts have acted
as censor. But once let yourself
go
~"And suppose she turned ma
down-which, no doubt. she would
do. I'm not hunting for tragedy"
rive an idea she won't While
you've been talking I've written
out the whole story in my mind.
For that matter, | began it last
Monday night when I saw you tHo
whispering together. ] was in the
box just above-if you noticed!
And | watched her face. 1t was
something more than politely inter.
ested."
"Oh, she looked the same when
she was talking to Din and o.
borne that night at dinner. She Is
merely a woman OF the world who
has had scores of men in love with
her and is young enough to be In
terested in any young man who
doesn't bore her. To say nothing
OF keeping her>h in. But
there is something. else" lie
moved restlessly. "She seems to
me to be compounded Of strength.
force, power. She emanates. ex-
udes it. I'm afraid of being afraid
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
BIG PROFITS

checking privileges for $4,000 year. At that insiders
say the concession will pay profits of $4,000 year.
The usual system is to make the check girls wear tight
collars they can't hide their tips which usually
be turned in.
The tipping system is undemocratc, hangover from
old days and will pass as the public baks.
travelling estimated that each hat him $50 before
he wore it out, counting tips.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
~ OLIVE RORERTS RARTON

"Another riddle! Another riddle!"
cried everybody in Riddle Land.
"Kere comes the Riddle Lady.
Nancy made a curtsy and Nick
made a bow and everybody else did
the same. Oh, but they did like the
Riddle Lady-everrybody did!
"Quiet now, pleased" called out
Humpty Dumpty pompously. "The
Riddle Lady has new riddle to
guess"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
WHEN YOU DIE

Two old who will die form the subject of this
editorial One is rich business Of such high stand
ing in his home community that people point him out
Model Example He is touring in his and has stopped
his car in the mountains to talk to an old hermit.
The old hermit living in shack, is pennless But he
rich, after all--in intellect and in character.
The main purpose of life is the improvement of self &c.
after ALL the penniless hermit may be genuinely
cessfu than this rich Money is good thing to have.
1t brings personal protection and the power help others
But money not all Real is in making the best of
abilities That's why H. c. Wells considers Napoleon
mendous failure.
Though he dies penniess and obscure poor may,
after ALL be more Of than who wealth.
Life is spiritual gymnasium. We here primarily to
improve ourselves
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
XIV

ering told her of his adventurous
meeting with Madame Zattiany. OF
their subsequent conversations,
and Of his doubts.
Are you sure she Is not playing
. part deliberately" she asked.
Having her little fun after those
horrible years? She looks quite
equal to it, and a personal drama
would have its attractions after an
experience during which a nurse
felt about as personal as an ampu.
tated limb. And while one is still
young and beautiful-what lark!"
mo. don't believe anything of
the sort. I fancy that If she didn't
happen to be so fond of the theatre
she'd have come and gone and
none Of us been the wiser. Her
secret is sui generis. whatever it
is. I've racked my mind in vain.
I don't believe she is the Countess
Zattiany's daughter. nor a third
cousin, nor the Countess Josef Eat
tiany. I've tried 10 recall every 4
mystery story l ever read that.
would tear on the case, but I'm as
much in the dark as ever"
"And you've thought Of nothing
else. Your column has fallen of"
do you think that?" He sat up.
1--WE not been too satisfied my.
SELF"
you've been filling up with let
ters from your correspondents
after the fashion of more jaded
columnists. Even your comments
on them have been fat. And as
for your description OF that prize
fight last night. 1t was about as
thrilling as an account Of q flower
show"
He laughed and dropped back.
"You are as refreshing as a cold
shower, Cora. But, after all. even
poor colyumist must be allowed
to slump occasionally. However,
I'll turn her off hereafter when |
sit down to my typewriter. Lord
knows a typewriter is no Wag-
merriam orchestra and should be
warranted to Danish sentiment.
o.. Sentiment ,is not the word.
though: It is plain raging cnriosi
IT,"
"Oh. no. 1t IS not" said Miss
Dwight coolly. lighting another
cigarette. which she carefully fit
ted into a pair Of small gold tongs:
neither ink nor nicotine was ever
seen on those long aristocratic fin.
gers. "You are in love with her.
my child"
II am mott"
"Oh, yes, you are. rye never
been misled for a.,moment by your
other brief rhapsodies-the classic
Annette demoniac Marian-but
you're landed high and dry this
time. The mystery may have
something to do with 1t. but the
woman has far more. She Is the
most beautiful creature I ever be.
held and she looks intelligent and
keen in spite of that monumental
repose. And what a great LADY,"
Cora sighed. How she once had
longed to be a great lady! She no
longer cared a fig about It. and
would not have changed her pres
ent state for that OF princess in
stable world. But old dreams die
hard. There was no one OF
Madame Zattiany's abundant man
ifestations of high fortune that she
admired more. Go in and win,
Clavey-and without too much loss
Of time. She'll be drawn into her
own world here sooner or later
She confesses to being widow, so
you needn't get tangled up in an
intrigue"
"You forget she is also a very
rich woman. I'd look like a for
tune hunter
"How old.fashioned of you! And
you'd feel like nothing Of the sort
The only thing that worries you al
present 10 that you are trying to
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
FORD MOTOR STOCK

THE stock of the Ford Motor CO. is worth $40 million
dollars according to estimates by the Wall Street Journal
Henry plans to increase production. When output
10000 day. the Journal calculates the company will
worth 1860 million dollars
Ford apparently is the worlds first blionaire 1t very
doubtful whether the elder John D. Rockefeller was
worth that much before he began his big charity
tributions to education and medical research.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
CUTTING DOWN COSTS

The days of the million dollar movie production gone
for good Marcus Loew The 100000 PICTURE be-
lieves, will be the new top-standard.
Art nearly always has the earmarks of simplicity.
Cheaper movie production probably will better movies
Of course many picture that advertised million
dollar spectacle really cost lot less The movies
ter press agents than Barnum had
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
NATIONAL WEALTH

Are you twice rich you in 1918? The whole
country is, and more Government soon will announce
its latest estimate Of the national wealth. Wall Street says
the figure will be 400 billion dollars Before the war it was
about 1873 billions.
Divide up and thered be around $4,000 for every man,
woman and child How many would divide? Would you? ?
thing.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
USING LESS SILVER

There's considerable agitation in quarters because
the country is not consuming silver than IL years ago.
Thered be decided decrease if it weren't that the
Of silver in photography has increased greatly One of
for the decline in silver consumption is the growth
the sale Of silver substitutes (aoys of other meas) for
tableware.
3 Gold, the hypnotist, is popular than ever.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
Sans Peur .et Sans Reproche

~ love living IN the country"
said the man who owes lot Of
money in the Broadway district. ri
love to walk along the country
roads. You know you can't owe
money to COW. New York Eve
ming World.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
EDITORIAL REVIEW

Comments reproduced In this
the opinion Of The Tribune. They
are PRESENTED here in order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important issues which are
being discussed in the press OF
the day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
A SIXTH FOR TAXES

sixth of the income of the American people is taken
directly and Indirectly for taxes claims William S. Heron
taxes-nationa state, school, municipal His figures
based FL states. that the public gives up
all it produces day out Of every week, for taxes.
The public does most of it's worrying about national taxes
But and local taxes total than national evie
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
SCHWAB OPTIMISTIC

Charles NJ Schwab veteran steel maker, says: tOf all
the numerous steel plants have had part in building,
never yet built where demand did not outgrow the
pacy of the mill long before expected Don't be afraid
to go ahead"
It is next to impossible plan too big scale in this
rapidly growing country Of ours. Eyes front.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24
Overhead In The Kitchen

Overhead In The Kitchen
Mary?" ''''
Mary-The cat, mum.
j., "What .tatw
Why, amt we got one ?"-Lon-
don Daily News.
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GERTRUDE NHERIoN
L GERTRUDE KTHERTON

Published by arrangement with Associated r"se "a'o".'
Pictures Inc version produced by FRANK
L,oyd with Corinne Griffith Countess zattiany
Copyright Gertrude Atherton
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-01-24

The longest railway system in
England is the London, Midland &
Scottish, with total route mileage
of 1890.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1924-04-24

Extra hand picked pictures at
the Liberty next week,
Harry Witt and wife spent Easter
Sunday at the John Bawden home at
Nickwall.
Lee Burch, wife, and daughter
were Saturday night visitors at Phil
Murphy's.
They are extra good! What are?
The four splendid pictures booked
for next week at the Liberty.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Steele enjoy
ed an over Sunday visit from their
niece Miss Leila Mount of Watford,
City, N. D.
The Peters Novelty Four will
play the farewell dance of the a
or at the Coliseum Sunday May 3.
E. G. Peters, violin; Zada R. Pet
ers, the little lady who laughs on
the saxaphone; Grace Williams,
pianist; Earle Newton, drums.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1924-04-24

A. j. Wall was in from Volt com
munity today tr%ansacting business.
Cleo Bridges spent Sunday at her
home Northeast of Wolf Point.
A boy, who has been christened
Patrick Leon, was born to Mr.. and
Mrs, Clair A. Taylor on April IL.
A boy was born on April Is in
this city to Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Heser of the Southside.
Nels Christensen, was in from his
farm north of town Saturday.
Big base ball meeting Friday
evening April 25 at the CONNER
cial club offices.
N. F. Toavs was among the North
side farmers doing business in town
Friday.
Miss Genevieve Montgomery ar
rived this morning from Missoula
she has been attending bus
ness college for the past several
months.
Roy Porsberg has changed his
occupation from railroading to sales
nanship and has taken a position at
The Fad clothing store.
Ole Erickson got as far up the
street both yesterday and today as
The Fad. o. C. Johnson says the
zig wind started Immediately af-
.er Ole's first visit.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1924-04-24
A r

Ross Shaver left for Big Timber
Saturday evening to take a position
with a newspaper about to be started
there. Mrs. Shaver and the children
remain here for the present. A party
of neighbors gave a "no-host" whist
party in honor of the departing
friend at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
John D. Stone. The 16 present en-
joyed a pleasant evening at cards
and an unusually nice lunch.
Quite appropriately Mr.. Shaver
won the head prize to serve as a
souvenir of the occasion. Mrs. L. M.
Clayton took the consolation prize.
Their friends presented Mr.. and Mrs.
Shaver with a handsome piece of
hand painted china as a slight token
of remembrance.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1924-04-24
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE

Frank Randall and wife left We'd
nesday for Avondale where they will
reside for a time.
Irwin Baldwin returned home Sat
urday evening from a few days visit
at Seattle, Washington.
The Meier Do Well featuring
Thomas Meighan next Thursday-Fri-
day at the Liberty, it's great.
Mrs. R. L. Wilson and Mrs. W. J..
Marshall returned to their homes
Wednesday after a few days visit
with their parents.
For health sake, for economy
sake, for goodness sake, eat more
bread. Let your next baking be with
Occident. All grocers. 48-tf
Miss Grace Williams returned
home last week from North Dakota
where she had been playing with
the Peerless Entertainers, making
over 100 towns ana many return
engagements.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1924-04-24
HOME HYGIENE STUDENT
EFFICIENT in EPIDEMIC

instruction in Home Hygiene and
Care of the Sick stood Mrs. Grace
Moore, a Sioux Indian, in good
stead in a recent epidemic of mea-
sles which swept through the Pres
byterian Mission Indian School at
Wolf Point, Mont. During the war
Mrs. Moore had an opportunity to
take the Red Cross course in Home
Hygiene and ever since has found
it invaluable to her.
In this particular instance the
school could not afford to hire spec
ial nurses so Mrs. Moore with the
assistance of several other devoted
teachers volunteered to act as nurse
in this particular emergency.
Red Cross Courier.
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Nj. w. POTTER RESIGNS
PENITENTIARY WARDEN
Continues from page one)

ord Mr.. Cole made in handling pris-
on convicts on road construction.
The fact that he IS an engineer by
profession and long training and his
additional experience in farming OPP
erations in connection with the Val
Ter irrigation project Teton county,
and afterwards in the carrying on of
his own farming operations on a ra-
Their large scale near Choteau."
Cole was graduated from the eng
ineering department Of Cornell uni
versity in 1909. He is 80 years old
and was a second lieutenant during
the war.