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The Washington times., 1924-08-06
TO LOSERS
TO FINDERS

If you find anything and cannot locate the owner
through the Lost and Found" ads in todays Times and
Herald, call and 60 through the Lost and Found" index
at the
Evening star., 1924-10-11

RATE@3 CENTS 4 "URD
In Washington and Suburbs for
Help and Situations Wanted.
Lost and Found
For Sale and Wanted MiscellanenuS.
Automobiles for Sale and Wanted.
Rooms for Rent and Wanted.
BUSINESS CpnprtunitieS etc.
Evening star., 1924-10-11
REAL ESTATE ADS

RATE OUTSIDE OF WASHINGTON
/ cents word
Evening star., 1924-10-11

FURNITURE FfNISHER and
repair man for permanent posi-
ton in our cabinet shop. Apply
at once. Ask for Mr.. Miller.
Phillip Levy & Co. warehouse.
90 l. st. ne.
Evening star., 1924-10-11
WANTED-SALESMEN.

OPPORTUNITY to make big money selling
metal weather strips, leads furnished. Phone
for appointment. Col. 1858. 12s
WANTED-An experienced salesman TO sell
high-grade package chocolates and fountain
supplies to the retail drug trade in Washing
ton on salary and comm ssion. We prefer 4
salesman that has sold this trade before. In
your reply please give all the ation
possible atiVe to your past experience. Ad-
dress BOX 157-B. Star office.
Evening star., 1924-10-11

SALESMAN.
WE ARE LOOKING FOR
A SALESMAN WHO HAS
THE DETERMINATION TO
EARN AT LEAST S1OO A
WEEK AND WHO IS PRE-
PARED TO WORK HARD
TO BUILD UP SUCH AN
INCOME.
WE HAVE THE FINEST
PROPOSITION IN THE AU-
TOMOBILE Fl ED AND
THE RIGHT KIND OF A
MAN CAN MAKE. A PER
MANENT, LU CR ATIV Z
CONNECTION. Phone sales
manager, MAIN $50. for ap-
pOlntment.
Evening star., 1924-10-11

g words to the lire. Slime minimum, at line
rate. follows.
time. coc per line.
!. times. lSr Pc lire.
8 times lie per line.
times &c. per line
Evening star., 1924-10-11

Wanted Situations
Advertise mentS under the above classifca-
ions viii be accepted at The star Office, l1th
- and Pa: ave, until $50 am. dar OF issue.
All advertisements for The Sunday Star must
b" received at The Star Office by $50 nm
Saturday. or at any of The star branch Offices
by f:30 :. m. SATURDAY.
CASH WITH ORDER is required for all ad-
vertisements from transient adverfiserS
Evening star., 1924-10-11

s0FA-Cushon. carved mahogany "hoyn of
plenty claw feet front and back; carved
mahogany pineappIe-top armchair and arm
ro"ker to match: carved mahogany small set
tee. 1901 Buchanan st. NV. Phone Adams
,OGJ "
Evening star., 1924-10-11
HELP-FEMALE.

GIRL to learn tailoring; must be willing to
become a hrst-class help: room. board to right
party Apply 5515 Illinois aye, bet kennedy
and Longfsllow sts. near Georgia ave. Col.
8sa6 ~
Evening star., 1924-10-11
APPLES, GRAPES, SWEET
CIDER. GRAPEJUICE.
Special for the Next Two
Weeks

Cider made of Paradise Wine
sap and Golden Grimes. Cider,
S5c per gal, with jug; grape
Juice, $1.5O per gal; apples, 81
per bushel and up. No benzoate
of soda used in any of our prod
ucts. The Falls Church Or
chards, near West Falls Church,
Va. Cross Key bridge. follow
Lee highway to Falls Church,
turn right on Leesburg road, past
West Falls station about | mile.
l3s
Evening star., 1924-10-11
STAR OFFICE OPEN UNTIL II Pm

All advertisements for The Evening Star
must he at The Star Office one Of The Star
hranch offices bv II pm. the DAY BEFORE
ISSUE. with the following exceptions:
Lost and Found.
Evening star., 1924-10-11
BUSINESS INSTRUCTION.

AUTO DRIVING LESSONS PRIVATELY
given. Call Line. 81. We do the rest.
LEARN costume designing. dressmaking. mill
lnery: We teach you in q short while and as
sist graduates to positions. Ask for booklet
Livingstone Academy. 1917 r. !. ave. NV.
Frapklin 74T5
BOYD SHORTHAND Is THE SIMPLEST
best. touch typing, spelling, Eng. Bus. letter
writing; grad. in demand; pos. guar. Est. .
yrs Boyd School 1888 G st. NV. NJ. 2S76. Il
Evening star., 1924-10-11
INSTRUCTION COURSES.

FRENCH SPANISH. ITALIAN. ENGLISH
Glass or individual instruction; prepara tory to
diploma tic exams. +. .SI4. 3O5 Ethelhurst Apts.
IL
SMALL CLASSES IN MCDERS LlTERA-
ture social and business correspondence; prep
aration of club papers; quaiihed high school
teacher Address Rox 166-Y. star office.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

What is the longest word in the
English language7
Smiles, because there is mile be-
tween the first and last letter.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
DefectiOe Vision Said
to Be on Increase

The Increase OF blindness and lesser
eye troubles has become SO alarming
In the last decade that experts who
have been collecting data Oh the sub
ject do not hesitate to declare that
the nation is confronted with men
ace Of great magnitude.
II is estimated by the eyeslght con
servatlon council that defective vision
afiiicts 25,000,0O0 of the 41,O0O.0UO per
sons in gnlnful occupations.
During the war eye troubles ranked
third as a cause rendering young men
unit for military service; about II
per cent of the young men had defec-
tive vision, and il is estimated that
this ratio Of serious eye effects pre-
walls among the children In both city
and rural schools.
In its Investigation Of waste in
American industry the committee of
the Federated American Engineering
Societies discovered that Ia some fac
tories nearly as many as half the men
had serious eye troubles. : Worlds
Work,
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

Which key in music is most heard in
a coal miner
A minor "a miner).
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Men of Great Genius
Not Firstborn Children

1t has often been said that tirst-born
children are the cleverest in the fam
ily, but the careful investigation Of
the Society Of Bavarian School Teach
ers upsets this theory. An inquiry
into "A cases of prominent personals
ties Of the artistic and literary world
showed that among them were only
ten first-horn children. The vast ma
jority were late-born offspring. Feni-
more Cooper was the eleventh of
twelve children; Honore Balzac, the
youngest son of his parents Napoleon
Bonaparte, the eighth child; Benjamin
Franklin, the youngest of seventeen;
Rembrandt, the fifth of six children !;
Richard Wagner and Wolfgang ANA
deus Mozart were the last OF seven;
Robert Schuman, the fifth, and Franz
Schubert, the thirteenth Of fourteen
children. The investigations thus shos
that rather advanced age Of the par
ents seems TO be more favorable to
the productioH-of great personalities.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect 1t
Applicants for Insurance Should
Use Swamp-Root

Judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence Of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp. Root is
soon realized. 1t stands the highest for
its remarkable record Of success.
An examining physician for ore Of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies, il
an interview of the subject, made the as.
tonishing statement that one reason why
SO many applicants for insurance are re
Jeeted is because kidney trouble is 80
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose applications
are declined do not even suspect that
they have the disease Dr.. Kilmer's
Swamp Root is on sale at all drug stores
m bottles of two sizes, medium and large
However, if you wish first to test this
great Preparation, send ten cents to DR.,
kilmer & Co., Binghamton. N. Y, for a
sHmple bottle. When writing, be sure
and mention this observation-disclosures.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
ROBINS MARKET BASKET

"chirp, chirp." said little Mr.. Robin.
Il have as fine a market basket as
any one could have.
'There are some who like to have
big basket to carry to the market
There are some who carry their
food in check pouches.
"But carry my food in my beak.
ITO be sure you will say that the
temptation to eat my food before !
get home must be very great.
you will say that when l carry a
fat, juicy worm In my beak that
must surely want to eat him before
reach my nest.
"But II ! do that will get another
and my market basket will be good
and empty and ready for the second
fat, juicy worm.
Eyes you can see me hopping along
here, and you can see that have a
worm in my beak.
"But l won't eat this one, as my
tummy is well filled. ] will take this
home. and when Mrs. Robin says:
"'Mr. Robin, were there good things
to be had in the market todayT will
show her this delicious worm.
'Oh, she will be pleased.
"She will say to me:
"Dear little Robin mate, what
good provider you arel What de-
liclous things you do find when you
60 to the market
"Ah yes, l may be a big eater, but
/ am not greedy about my food.
Il like to share It with my family,
and / give them the best.
Mrs. Robin is the same way. She's
an unselHsh little dear, indeed she is
"She will be waiting for me now. SO
l must hurry along"
"Ail right said the Fairy Queen
who had been talking to Mr.. Robin.
f'hurry along. and will you give my
love and kindest regards TO Mrs
Robinr
Indeed will" said Mr., Robin, "and
gladly will do that
"She will be honored to receive such
message from no less a person than
the Queen of the Fairies.
"But If l may be very bold robin,
may say. that l think no one de
serves such message more than Mrs,
Robin"
aust what l think" said the Queen
of the Fairies.
"There are some" said Mr.. Robin,
who complain that she is not the
best housekeeper in the world. They
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

say she lets the nest get SO untidy and
that she doesn't bother to have every
straw just so.
"She doesn't say the minute / come
home: Now wipe your feet care
fully, Mr.. Robin. Don't you dare enter
the nest until you have done this
mo. l can go right to the nest and
there is no fuss and no bother.
q can be just as comfortable as |
wish. All yes, I'd rather have a sweet
natured little mate than the best
housekeeper in all the world.
"What do care If she doesn't dust
the furnitire7 What do care If she
doesn't go around picking up all the
time7
"She's a comfort, that's what she is,
for she makes robin mate feel so at
home
"she doesn't make me feel as though
home were no place for me unless
am very careful of the straw furniture
and the mud carpet.
"a little more mud pleases her II
anything.
@But dear me. here am talking
about how wonderful she is, and am
not getting home in hurry.
''Good-by, good Fairy Queen. Chirp.
chirp, good-by."
And of went little Mr.. Robin with a
worm in his mouth for his dear low
ing little mate who was waiting eager
" for him at home, and who would
greet him with a nice little robin peck
and without any seedlings about his
muddy feet.
They were trifie muddy. tool But
in his beak he carried a fine worm
for Mrs. Robins own supper.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Almost Alone

I'VE We're playing to practically
empty houses the whole time. and one
night there We're just few people
dotted about the theater.
For few minutes in one scene In
Dear Old Charlie" l have the stage
completely TO myself, and Holman has
to come on and III the most lugubrious
and solemn voice ask me: Are you
aloneT
"on this occasion very nearly up
set his gravity, for looked all around
the house and then replied: Almost, -
From the Truth at Last, by Charles
Hawtrey.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
SWELL" FULL OF WATER

"You say he conducts a watering
placer"
"Yes."
Thought he was manipulation Of
stocks"
"wellfp
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

to put me asleep 80 l would not feel
the pains. At last she said would have
to be operated on If ! wanted any chill
dren. Well, / just happened to go to
zee a friend with her first baby and ]
told her Twas going to the hospital, and
she said, Don't do It'll You 20 and get
q bottle Of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound and you won't need any
operation So my husband got me o
bottle right away. Now ! have two
lovely children. Believe me, recon-
mend the Vegetable Compound to any
woman know has any kind of female
trouble. 1t has helped me and q lot Of
my friends. -" Mrs. A. MCANDLEss,
1903 S. Morgan St, Chicago, III. For
sale by druggists everywhere.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Diuorce Psychology

Representative Tinkham Of Massa-
ehusetts said at a Washington dinner
partys
Divorce has increased 100 per cent
amoug us since 1913. This is terrible.
divorce thoughts dlstort and discOl-
or even our etymoIogy. A young and
pretty girl applied to me for position
the other day.
you are unmarrledT said TO her.
"'oh, no. said she, with a blush. I
haven't been married yet"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Easy Familiarity

How do you know the lady is re.
markably wealthy"
by her conversation" replied Miss
Cayenne.
"But that does not indicate extraor.
binary advantages"
"oh, yes 1t does. She is rich enough
to refer offhand to a genuine pearl
necklace as a string Of beads"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

"The Declaration of Independence
states that all men are born free and
equal"
Something of the sort"
"Then why do you hold yourself SO
aloofT'
MY dear man, 1 am descended from
one Of its signers,"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

New Boarder--Who WIS that man
saw drive in a few minutes ago7
Mrs. Henry Mudge-Do you mean
that little, ornery lookin' cuss with
the dirty red whiskers. ma'am7
New Boarder-Yes.
Mrs. Henry Mudge-I reckon you
must be referrin' to my husband
Eyerybody's Magazine
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
The RipnI.

Sheldon whltehouse of the Paris en-
bassy condemned, at dinner on the
Paris, the more immodest fashions in
dress.
Il was talking to an old lady the
other day" he said. "about two very
beautiful young women whose taste Is
unfortunately a little immodest
They spend a lot on their elothes,'
! said. They're rivals in dress, aren't
theyT
Yes answered the old lady. Yes
each tries to outstrip the other"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND

A bill collector edged Into New
York apartment. but could get no at
teBtion from the head of the house
or his wife both being up TO radio
sets. The following conversation was
going on:
"Wotcha got, Llzr
"waila walla. wotcha gotT'
Saskatchewan"
"Eurriners. hey7" remarked the bill
collector. ''But what nationality is
this!a
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Wooden Sewing Machine

A sewing machine made entirely Of
wood. except a few screws and the
needle, is owned by p. A. Coney of
Deering Center, Maine. Although the
wooden bobbins, wooden wheel, wood.
en- head and wooden machinery are
more than half century old. all are
in good working condition The ma.
chine was made CO years ago by Mr.
Conveys grandfather, Philip A. Faust
of Danyille, Pa.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Oueer Feelings

Jimmy was taken by his mother to
see the doctor.
''Now, my little man." said the doc
tor. what is the matter with your"
.It's like this, DOCTOR" answered
Jimmy. "You know how you feel when
you don't know how you feel7 Well.
that's how feel"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Matrimonial Whoop

DR. Carver-How old are you, uncle /;
sixty years7
Uncle Am0s-I is oven ninety years
old. Why, Lawsy me, doc, wus sixty
when l got de wife 1 amt got now; an
l wus married fo' times befo' dat.
DR.. Carver-Well, uncle, what be
came Of all your wiyesl
Uncle Amos-Well, de fnst one, she
died. An den de secon' one 'voreed
me. An de mex one warn't no count
nohow. so 'voreed her. An de 10th
wife, well, neyal did know wot come
of dat woman.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Afraid to Tell Kittie

(which do you like better. your
kittIe or your doll?" asked a visitor OF
a pretty little four-year-old.
After a moments thought the little
miss went over and whispered in the
ear of the questloner: ~ fink | likes
dollies best, but please don't tell
Klttie.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

strength that / felt like a different
woman l took two bottles and from
that time on ! was as strong and
well as any woman could wish to
be."-Mrs. Isabelle Schwartz, 1910
N. Fulton Ave. All dealers.
Send 10c to Dr. Pierce's Invalids'
Hotel. Buffalo. N. Y. for trial pkg.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

AaA-AAA 30 -
Compoun did for
me. j was married
going on for three
years. and went to a
doctor and was tax
Entertainments twice
a week for pains ev-
cry month. l used
to lie in bed three or
four days with them
and the doctor would
call and inject some
thing into my arm
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

Watch cutleura Improve Your Skin
On rising and retiring gently smear
the face with Cutieura Ointment.
Wash off Ointment in five minutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water 1t
is wonderful what Cuticura will do
for poor compilations, dandruff. itching
and red, rough hands. Advertisement
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
A Good Ruse

"Why do you borrow your neighbor's
lawn mowerf You have one of YOU,
own in the basement
Il know, but borrowing his keeps
him from using it about sun-up every
morning"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Quite Customary

Il make 1t rule to tell my wife
everything that happens said Brown,
ing.
"oh, my dear fellow, that's nothing,
said Smithklns. II tell my wife lots
Of things that never happen at alla
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

telt weak and
draggy and my
head ached near
ly all the time.
DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescrip-
ton is the tonic
ant neryine I
as advised to
take and before
/ had finished
taking the first
bottle l gained
4. La.ttk a11l
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
In These Dn.a

Revue Comedian lat first rehearsaD
II don't think much of that male
chorus.
Produeer-oh, those aren't the
chorus. They are the authors. lyric
writer's. and composersi
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Bakery Does Big Business

One bakery In this country uses co.
600 cases Of blackberrles, cherries,
blueberries, pineapples. strawberries
and raspberrles every year in making
pies.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Wanted to Spare His Feelings

Uncle-yot are you haggIin' about
der size of your bill for-are you goln'
to pay it?
Harduppe-oh, syesl But, dammit,
man, have conscience, and want
you to lose MS little as possible.--Syd-
ney (Aust.) Bulletin.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

That the growth of malignant tu-
mors Is related TO the general weather
conditions and TO sunlight in partlcu.
lar has been shown by investigators
In the Rockefeller Institute for Medl-
cal Research. Drs. W. II. Brown, l..
Pearce and c, NJ Van Allen have had
a number Of rabbits suffering from
malignant tumors. under observation.
A comparison of meteorological rec
ords and the growth of tumors in dis
eased rabbits revealed a striking CO.
Incidence between the decrease OF tu-
NOR growth and tile periods Of maxi
mum and minimum sunlight. that is,
in summer and winter seasons; while
the greater matignaney occurred at the
times OF sudden and rapid changes in
the hours of sunshine a day. The lat
ter periods correspond roughly with
spring and fall Of this year.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Not An Stirred b. PoIitic,

Great political questions stir the
deepest nature of one-half the nation !;
but they pass far above and over the
heads of the other half.-wendell
Phillips.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
A Perfect Explanation

Phyllis-I can't understand why you
stayed outside so long with such
wonderful dancer as Guy.
Irene-But he showed me some new
steps and we sat on them.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Cause for Anger

First FIapper-Tom tried to kiss ms
last night and wouldn't LET him.
Second Do-Did it make him angryi
Il should say sol He said he wished
he had called on you"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Too Much for the Price

customer-sayl That hot dog
you're putting in my sandwich has
been on the floor.
sandwich MAXWELL, whatcha ex
peet with a 1Ocent hot dog, collar an
chain? ' -
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
A Holiday Memory

Helm sure I've seen you some.
where before7
Shell wonder. You're not the boy
who proposed to me last evening are
your
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
He Was Like Thar

Her Father-Phyilis, I've been motto.
ing something very queer about You
lately.
Phyllis-oh. yes. that must be
Archie.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Home So Different

Down at the office they
Call him the manager.
But wiley rules the home,
And he can't manage her.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
OPERATION ADVISED
FRIEND SAID
"DON'T Do ITI'
Try Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg.
etable Compound First.
Proved Good Advice
'IIIIIIIlIIIIIuHI|

Chicago, Illinois. Just a few lines
70 let you know what Lydia E Pink
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

A wife may be called the better half
because she usually gets the best Of
the other. half
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

An effort made for the happiness of
others lifts US above ourselyes.--Mr
L. A. Child
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

Daughter says woman Is more than
mans equal when 1t comes to being
swelled up about her job.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
A Married WOman's Advice

Baltimore. Md.-'Tn my early
married lie my health was poor. /
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

What is the word of eight letters five
of which are the same?
Assesses.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

One day Is as good as two for him
who does everything in place.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
HIS CONTRIBUTION

Il was surprised TO hear old Title
wad giving three cheers at our meet
ing of charity workers."
"Wby, man, that was his contrIbu
ton to the cause"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

Why are balloons like trampsf
Because they have no visible means
of support.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Old English Residence

Probably the oldest inhabited house
in England is Laddesdown court,
Kent. The late Sir W. st. John Hope
said that it dated from "1120 or per
haps earlier.'
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

As friendly return for the recent
visit to England of the prince regent
of Abysslnla, the British government
has decided TO present to the Empress
Judith Of Abyssinia the crown Of the
Emperor Theodore, which was cap
tured by Lord Napier at Magdala In
1868. For many years the historic relic
has been among the exhibits in the
Victoria and Albert museum.
A lawyer doesn't know everything
hut he thinks he does.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26
Riddles

Which animal is most like a girafe3
Another giraffe.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

1t always makes man feel ont OF
place when he loses his situation.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1924-09-26

What is 1t we often tell others to do
but cannot do ourselyes7
Stop minute.