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The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1924-03-27

LIEALTH and good looks go
l Inland in hand. If you do not
keep clean internally, your looks
and health are Undermined to-
gether. A clogged intestine breeds
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1924-03-27

You never hear n man boast that his
wife shines his shoes
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1924-03-27

Coles CnrboIisalve Quickly Relieves
and heals burning. itching and torturins
skin diseases. 1t instantly stops the pain
of burns. Heals without scarsy Sc and Coo.
Ask your druggist. or send SOC 60 The j.
w. Cole Co, Ro -fford, ILL.,, for a pack
observation-disclosures,
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1924-03-27

that reach every
art of the body. These
'ojsons ruin the complex
ion and undermine
health. Constipation
brings on such ailments
as headaches, bilious at
tacks, and insomnia
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1924-03-27

ne Is By
r. 8 by Is
lers. The
he hall.
2 a toilet
pwnstairs
bedroom
/ are ar
|hown on
|,cate tine
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|ich room
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bach end.
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same is
bedrooms
Us house
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lily those
| are ex-
Wner has
in the
F. a good
2 builder
or so.
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and good looks
the reuard of internal cleanliness

Medical science, through knowl-
edge of the intestinal tract gained
by X-ray observation, has found
at last in fabrication a means Of
overcoming constipation.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1924-03-27

building
he is the
lie upper
of lseat
he roof,
seen sy
Itch the
uild.ngs.
saving
he sum-
lr Insti-
TO a test
ed insu-
r., found
Eat loss.
] poured
a layer
the lath
MS. cell
poured
J inches.
sulating
result:
by the
simple
for the
y house
cunt to
will be
addition
'0ler in
reproof,
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The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1924-03-27

EACH or winch sapSyour
health and vitality. Soon much
more serious conditions follow.
in constipation, say intestinal spe-
cialists, lies the primary cause Of
more than three-quarters of all i'll
ness including the gravest diseases
of life.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1924-03-27
Physicians Favor
fabrication

The lubricant, N ujol.penetratesand
softens the hard food waste and
thus hastens its passage through
and out Of the body. Thus Nujol
brings internal cleanliness.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1924-03-27

Don't give dis
ease a start. Adopt this habit of
internal cleanliness. Nujol is not
a medicine. Like pure water. it is
harmless. Take Nujola as regularly
as you brush your teeth or wash
your face. For sale by all druggists.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1924-03-27

For sale by druggists everywhere.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18
THE DOODLE IN THE BUNK

n THE rush of closing up Congress time get the
Cleveland convention two significant things happened.
Both had to do with Doodle in politics.
since the huge preprmary ush funds of the 1920
campaign exposed in Washington pot
zeal circles Just mention campaign funds and poll
tcans of any and all parties twinged with pain +
heavy sugar campaign of Newberry and its exposure
the exposed hrob something awful Then there
were the big contributors gifts had been concealed
campaign Then there Mayfed and the Ku-
money only did these things hurt but also the
hardest boiled politician began kick the high Of pG
tics Here presidential campaigns costing from eight to
million dollars and senatorial campaigns costing from
quarter to half million.
Well getting that after the campaign contributors
who had the first mortgage the crop after they had gotten
theirs there were scany pkings party
workers.
years Congress talked and ached and twnged
dozen prace bills introduced and sent commit
tees. But nothing done nothing happened.
Adjournment than week off when Senator Borah
exploded without warning. He produced elaborate and
searching antiboode bill and hched it onto postal bill
rider.
Borah bill had teeth When the bill a CON
ference they unchd the Borah rider and sub
Stuted another dental but still good and strong
House and Senate accepted the amendment and the bill
passed By that time Congress had only few hours
live and President Coolidge vetoed the bill
being late try and pass another Senator La
Toilette bobbed up with Senate resolution (Which required
action either by the House Presdent ordering special
committee to sit during hold session and anywhere
the United States Witnesses hire clerk and other
help subpoena books and and generally to be prepared
report December all about the dough in
the coming ampaign.
And La Toilette resolution named the committee Re-
pubcans Borah (charman and Jones of Washngon Demo
Gratis Caraay Bayard Shpstead and the
Senate swallowed the dose without audible gasp
it is that Bill Borah and his merry will establish
headquarters Chicago and right in auditing the
pagn expenses Of all from presidential candidate
Senator and Congressman including payments to the campaign
orator who perspires for profit
AS wonderful of the 1924 model political
paign this the snappe and would add greatly
enjoyment of the for it be they
know bunk handed them and who paid for the bunk
Borah will show the Doodle in the bunk.
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front doors if they are caught out
after dark, and so that the morning
sun will not disturb the sleepers.
Philadelphia is the nome of the
Liberty Bell and all its citizens try
to live up to it. The bell is cracked.
The principal streets are all named
for nuts. Chestnut. Walnut, etc.
They are all "One Way" streets, ex-
cept one. and they are so proud of
the fact that two cars can pass on
this street without friction that they
have named it Broad St"
In 1875 the Declaration of indie
pendence was signed here; but it
took all the rest Of the States to put
it over.
1t was during the discussion of
this measure that Patrick Henry
said Give me liberty or give me
death" And they did.
Philadelphia is also known as 1.-The
City Of Brotherly LOve.N The sisters
are the same way.
Mister John Wanafnaker ran the
village store; and made some money
at it; but then they made him Post
master General and he lost it all try
ing to sell stamps at cost.
Governor Pinchot and Major But.
Ter of the militia have been quite
busy of late trying to blot up the
town But they say" it still leaks in
spots.
Philadelphia has subway, but the
secret is we'll guarded
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18
DADS Den
BY HAL COCHRAN

NF course father wanted a
IL room Of his own so he told
- Nom about it and then she
fixed up a place where he'd be
quite alone and the family all called
it his den.
A desk and a lamp and a fine
leather chair was the usual way to
begin it. But now, in a week, you
should see what is there; what fine
lot of trash there is in it.
The table is covered with marbles
and tops and the bookcase is filled
up with toys. A kite, from a string
on the chandelier drops and the place
is a hangout for boys.
For a day it was nice but it's not
any more. To a leather chair
sonnys tied Rover. A lot of dads
books are spread out on the floor
where the youngsters been looking
them over.
All, yes, it's a den; just rest
room for men and twas meant to
make father feel glad. But the truth
of the matter, mid Gutter and clat-
ter, it seems they all use it but dad
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc)
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18
NEXT WAR"
IS ISSUE IN
CAMPAIGN
Movements to Prevent Con-
fIiCt Are Considered by
Both Parties.
Washington Bureau,
1922 New York Ave.

TV7 ASHINGTON, June 18-How
IIW to prevent civilian popula-
- tons from being literally
wiped out in the next war-against
which all the great powers are pre-
paring-win be an issue in the presi-
dental campaign now beginning.
While recognizing there has been
an increase in the land and air
forces abroad which constitute a
continual menace to the peace of
the world" the G. o. P.'s new plat
orm is significantly silent on air
craft which, in a new war, would
rain down death on helpless old folks,
women and babies.
we firmly advocate the calling of
a conference on the limitation Of
land forces, the use of submarines
and poisonous gas" the platform de-
clares, but it omits all reference to
any reduction of the armies of the
air. And these viii surely fight the
war Of the future.
The position of most experts is
that limitation of air forces is i'm
possible, because the number Of
commercial aircraft can not be linn
tied. 1t is only the work of a few
hours to transform such craft into
top-notch war machines.
Thus determined effort will be
made at New York 70 insert a plank
in the Democratic platform pledEing
the party to join with the other
nations of the world in some sort Of
concerted effort TO prevent war. For
experts admit the wholesale use Of
aircraft to carry the war to impor-
tant civilian centers is inevitable,
once war is allowed to start.
The Washington conference lin
tied the size or the major ships Of
the Navy. and Of naval aircraft car.
riers. But no limit was-or could be
placed on the number Of plane-car-
rying Zeppelins nor on any other
species of Zerpolins or other air
craft.
Convinced limiting the number,
size or species Of. commercial air
craft, even if possible would be only
a dangerous sham, the great powers
today are feverishly busy perfect.
ing this arm.
The G. o. P.'s 1924 platform hav-
ing gone on record against the
League Of Nations or any similar
/ association TO guard against the ter
rors Of a new war. the Democrats
Will include a plank indorsing some
such league or association Drohahlv
with reservations. or there will be
fight inside the party worth going
many miles to see.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18
TWO AUTOS
GAN PASS
ON STREET
Citizens Of Philadelphia Are
Proud of Fact, CreSSy
Says,
BY Will CRESSY

Copyright. 1924. NE.A Service Incl
PHILADELPHIA. Pa. June IS
Philadelphia is Il busting little Penn
sylvania town, situated across the
river from Camden. n. j., and three
miles off the main line Of the Penn
sylvania Railroad
The State Of Pennsylvania was
named for William Penn, the inven-
tor Of the lead pencil and the foun-
tain pen, the founder of the p. r. r.
and the William Penn hotel in Pitts
burgh.
Philadelphia. named for Sir Philip
Deli. the inventor Of DELI crockery.
has always been known as the
Cradle Of Liberty Being brought
up in the cradle this way. Philadel-
phians are all slightly somnolent.
The Sleeping Sickness is not recog-
nized as a disease here.
All Philadelphia homes have white
doorsteps and window shutters. This
r. SO the home owners can find their
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18
In NezO York
n STENE IIANNAGAN

NEW YORK. June 1S.-An ac-
quaintance of mine recently commit
ted suicide. a lonely lodging house
was the cause Of it all.
Born in a town with trees, COWS
and chickens in upstate New York.
he grew up with fresh air and the
friendly back slaps of neighbors.
Then he went to a mid western
city, where he followed his avocation
for eight years. He became an ex,
pert and answered New York's beck
oning call to Advancement.
Steel treated with kindness, the
metal Of his happiness would not
pour with New York s melting pot
He became melancholy. broodlng
unhappy
From his office each day he went
to the silent four walls Of a rooming,
house existence he called home. He
snatched food in the dozens Of tav-
ems so frlendless to all strangers.
His life became unbearable. AL
though he often talked about it, 1t
was an unnecessary prologue to his
IllNa4lAE II vas ~ " ltiTiits
F'riends-none of them as close as
his friends of other years-tried to
counsel him He refused invitations
TO spend week-ends in the country,
refused to indulge in the recreation
stunts of his fellow workers.
One day he failed to appear at his
office. Two workmen went to his
room. It was locked from the inside
A policeman was called and broke
down the door. The unhappy man
had taken a strong poison.
It is typical Of many cases here.
They never are chronicled because
the persons are unimportant-unim
portant cogs in a gigantic, hurrying
world. I never would have heard Of
it had I not learned Of it through his
close associates.
The amazing point of the story is
that although he was a skilled work
man. WORKING with delicate tools, his
work was perfect on the day before
he ended his life--as perfect as the
day he came to New York, enthusi5
astic, seeing success and added
wealth on the horizon Of his future
BE your age" is the latest flip
pant phrase of the avenue 1t was
coined for young men and women
who are aping the ways of their
elders, reaching the bIase period of
maturity long before its time.
A new taxicab line has appeared
on the streets. The fare is 10 cents
per mile lower than the previous
lowest rate.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18
Tom Sims Says

Tie proper way to wake up bust
ness is with a few rousing cheers.
Looks as if the backbone of win
ter is just about broken
One day our swell ball team wins.
Next day our rotten ball team loses.
While passing out pointed remarks
remember the porcupine. His only
friends are other porcupines.
You can't keep a good man or a
good head of hair down.
People go to a lot of trouble they
should keep away from
Distance doesn't lend very much
enchantment to a tack in your shoe
Even If she does rouge nicely, find
out if she can cook. Two can't live
on rouge alone.
The small boys idea of heaven is
a place where they use ice cream
bricks for paving the streets.
All good feelings should be ex-
pressed. Most of them arrive as if
they are sent by freight.
F'xperience isn't such a great
teacher If you spend all your time
O. ms same lesson.
I'd thin0 about having the old
pep all night is you have the old
pip all the next day.
Naturally the rising generation
gets out of bounds.
The most expensive thing about a
house is company.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18
FIFTEEN YEARS AFTER

ATHERING the lawn Princeton University the other
~ day. alumni of that institution paid tribute the memory
of Woodrow Wilson and voted him first place among Prince
toms famous
The ceremony significant because it fifteen years
ago. that spot that Wilson babe farewell to Princeton
which he had been president many and turned the
political world for his field
Wilson left Princeton because the alumni and trustees could
understand him his motives when he tried to reOrganze
the eating club system make the university democratic
On this and other progressive he opposed
STEP evident that he ahead of his time in
educational ideas
Thus that Princetons loss New Jerseys gain
for Wilson Immediately accepted the nomination for Governor
His record Governor the step that led his
nomination for the presidency and his works President
toe to require narration here.
That is the intriguing feature of Wilson's life Like Lin
con he misunderstood by many of his contemporaries It
took the educated alumni Princeton fifteen years under
stand him the little of making the university
democratic
Small wonder then that Wilson should have died without
being understood by the world he tried make better Fifteen
years from now when partisansh shall spent
Wilson dream of world peace through the medium of League
of Nations may logical and natural democracy
desirable to the Princeton campus And may look
each other and wonder why the who advanced this idea
malgned and misunderstood.
That's the way do-ffteen years after.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18
BIG SHIPS
IN NEED OF
CHANGING
Only Five of American Bat
tie Fleet Considered
Modern,
By CHARLES P. STEWART
NEA Service Writer

I'D ASHINGTON, June 18.-
WI Americas Industrial practice
L- always has been to build an
entirely new machine when an old
one got the least bit out Of date.
Maybe the old one could be tin
kered up to give more or less the
same results, but the American idea
is to scrap it and put the money into
a new o-theminute
throughout.
Everybody knows how this rule
has been applied to automobiles.
The navy has applied it to war
craft, too.
SO far as capital ships are con-
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18
Nature

Most folks think that gnat's snap
is of no consequence beside a mos
quito's bite, but the fact is that
gnats are mosquitoes, only the
name has been translated into Span.
ish. The stiletto with which the
gnat stabs you consists of seven dis
tinct parts. Just as is the case with
all other mosquitoes, only the female
is dangerous, because the male hash t
the power to break your skin.
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cerned, it can be applied no longer.
This is because the armament limi-
tation treaty fixes exactly the date
on which each old capital ship can
be be replaced.
If, before the date arrives for re
placing a certain capital ship, this
country fails to keep that ship fully
modernized, and if British and ia
pan, say. do keep their corresp pond
ing ships modernized, America is 50
much the worse and Britain and
Japan are so much the better off.
Thirteen Behind Times
That's exactly what is happening
America has eighteen battleships.
The Tennessee. California, Colo
RADIO, West Virginia and Maryland
are up-to-date vessels Of their type
in every respect, equal to the battle
ships Of any power on earth.
All the others need more elevation
to increase their turret guns range.
All need additional deck protection
against aerial attacks. All need bet
ter submarine bisters. p"
as they're called.
The Utah, Florida, Arkansas,
wyoming, New York and Texas need
new boilers and conversion to oil
fuel.
It's obvious how a guns elevation
-
capital ships" says Captain F. H.
Sckofield OF the United States Navy,
were designed and built at a time
when airplane spotting was not seri-
ously considered. (And a gunner
stood small chance of hitting any
thing too far away for him to see)
Surpassed by British
Tn consequence the angle of ele-
walton of their guns is limited to
range around 10000 yards. It is
wei established that effective firing
can re done with airplane spotting
at ranges in excess OF 80, 900 yards.
Britain promptly took this into &C
count British versions differ as to
when she increased the elevation of
all her capital ships guns. The es-
sential fact is that they outshoot the
guns Of all but i've of our capital
ships by about two miles.
What Jaran's ships can do is
Japans sec et, but American naval
officers agree there's good reason for
believing they can outshoot even
IBritain's; that they can outshoot ours
possibly as much as five miles.
No arguments needed to convince
even a layman Of ships danger if
airnen can drop bombs on her I'M
protected deck or a submarine can
get at her unprotected hull, below
the waterline.
OF course diiapidated boilers pre-
vent a vessel from making time.
Coal Handbags Ships
To quote Captain Schofeld again:
Modern navies use oil as fuel al
most exclusively. Any navy that
has to use coal burning ships in its
formation will be distinctly handi-
capped tactically and will also be
handicapped strategically"
Britain has twenty-four capital
ships, but her treaty quota is TWEEN
ty. That's what she'll have when
she's completed certain scrapping
soon TO begin and building now near
ly finished.
OP fbasa +vuaptIy Siv+aav, aya ho++Ia.
ships and four battle cruisers.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18
One For the Nurse

Did you have a good time in the
park?" asked mother.
"Oh, yes, we talked to a nice po-
iceman, and he didn't arrest us even
when nurse kissed him. America
Legion Weekly.
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Ask The Times

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to the Indianapolis Times Washington
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All other questions will receive a per
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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18
Family Fun


Tic BLOW That Killed
Here's a fashion item reading
that this summer we women will
wear one-piece suits
Great Jerusalem mother! Which
piece?"-Scripps-Paine Service.
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A Thought

Love the truth and peace. zech.
S:19.
Individuals may perish but truth
is eternal.--Joseph Gerald.
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blessings, which thus became scat
tered and lost, only hope being saved
by the closing of the lid. Another
version is that the casket contained
all the ills which afflict mankind and
the Pondora let them loose
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18
lack Recovering

How is Jacks arm that he hurt?"
"Oh, it's able to be around"
Yes, I noticed that in the conser-
vatory last night. Boston Tran
script.
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This post does not owe any bust.
ness firm in Indianapolis a cent.
They are ready to help a worthy
cause or a worthy comrade. They
do not pretend, however, to con.
tribute to the support of floaters,
men drifting through the country.
Each year Hoosier Post gives its
support to the Red Cross drive and
to the Poppy campaign.
This post has never received a
cent from the Community Chest, yet
it has given Indianapolis threefold
more service than many organiza.
tons that receive thousands of
dollars Erom the Community Chest.
When we consider the service that
the members of this post have
rendered 10 the city of indianapolis,
and consider that each member is a
man who has fought for America,
surely it is putting it mildly to say
that Indianapolis should be proud Of
Hoosier Post No. GA, Veterans Of
Foreign Wars.
ARTHUR G. GRESHAM.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18

IF INFORMATION is correct the 1000 Moscow poets who
have formed union not going but merely hoping
make strike.
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Who was Pandora?

ACCORDING to ancient mythology.
the gods. to punish Prometheus and
mankind for the theft Of fire, formed
a beautiful woman from earth. Each
of the gods gave her gifts and she
was sent to Epimetheus. brother o.
Prometheus, who, in spite of warn
ings, received her. Moved by curiOs
ity. Pandora opened casket
which there were kept safe man.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-06-18

w HttI Will hCSp uSuI Hall
light?
A pinch of baking soda in the last
rinse water.
Are frogs fishes? Are they
protected by the game law?~
No, frogs belong to the family
Amphibia, a class of vertebrates in
termediate between fishes and rep
tiles. They are not protected by the
game laws.
Name seven Roman emperors
who were assassinated?
CaHgula, Galba, Commodus, Per-
tinax, Geta, Heliogabalus, Severus.
Who planned the city of Wash
ington? q
Pierre Charles L'Enfant IA French
engineer who served in the Revolu-
tionary War; under the direction,
and according to the general ideas
of General Washington.
When was printing first prac-
ticed?
In 1857 in Rome; in 1470 in Paris;
in 1474 in Spain, and in 1477 in Eng
land
\ What is the maximum amount
of adjusted service credit that
can be given under the new
soldiers bonus law for overseas
service; and for home service
only?
1925 for the former; $500 for the
latter.
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They Knnw Dad

II can't get anybody to play golf
with my husband"
But, my dear, everybody has
played with hinw-Judge.