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New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
AN AID TO THIRD PARITY

A. $. Barnes, editor of the Bristol Press, is reported to have taken a unique stsaai in connection with the third party. It is stated the Bristol paper will not print any advertise mcnts or news concerning the third party.
 It appears, however that news against the third party is not under the ban. The news from California that a court denied a place on the ballot to electors of the thirdi party received first page'position.
 An editorial in the Bristol paper Thursday attempted to defend the practice of suppression. Among other things it says:
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
MHaS. >unch0b e M
 MAxsoN7sUK4lI JDnl AN AMATEUR cHANTEy
 lRY John McColD

sing a salty song "A bluff and breezy staye--- Of minds that whistle strong, Of wicked. white-fanged wave
  sing about the wash Of green seas OCT the rail, The rolling, tossing-Gosh, The Idea turns me pale.
  If I were on the sea, 'Twould be a different thing My appetite would flee, l know l couldn't sing!
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

Some things have been improved, but four sacks are no longer good enough to be made into underclothes for the children.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

Virtue is unexciting, but nobod! throws you out when our last nicke is spent.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

You can estimate your standing in hick town by the number who try 10 borrow money from you.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

As we watch the modern ones, we are inclined to the ancient supersti- ton that unusually long hair sapped a girls vitality.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

If you are thrifty you may ac- cumulate fortune by the time you lose the capacity to enjoy spending 1t,
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
Facts andFancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

It is the mails that are being made safer, not the males.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
The Editors Gosslp shoR

The Week-End Special!
 damned full of contributions from you. and your friends!
 Wen be waiting for the humor bright and early Monday morning.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

The proof of chivalry is to avoid snickering when a fat woman gets on the scales.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

School books. winter clothes, coal! Who could get excited about a mere election?
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

An ideal mother is one who knows which one to spank when all appear equally guilty.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
He had to do the giving,
 While she took all she could get.
 Edgar Daniel Kramer
Time to Kick

Time to KICK Gertrude:-"As Dolly married an efficiency expert, I suppose he makes her keep family budget" Marie:-"Wors than that, dear. He's installed cash register in the kitchen"
 Mrs. Nathan Humphrey.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
They All Do

They All Do "The boss is always telling us that 1t is team work that counts" "I know He expects every man to work like a horse"
 Lawrence simon.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

If she has won beauty contest, she probably thinks labor saving device is a mother.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

Ths Herald is on sale daily in New York at HotaIng's News Stand. Times Square; Schultz News Stand. Entrance Grand Central, 42nd street.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

: There's one fine thing about sea travel. There are no detour signs.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

The reason some women don't have nerves is because they haven't time.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

The honeymoon is over when she no longer tries to look her best at home.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
Give and Take

"I believe in give and take"
 She told him with a smile And. of course, he fell for her, Because he liked her style.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

It is marvellous the punishment a flivver can stand, on both the road and in a repair shop.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

If you can't go to Europe 10 study the grand manner, you can observe foorwalkeTs.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

The chief reason is that we regard La Toilette as unworthy of recognition in the pages Of an American newspaper and his creed, doctrine and practice as dangerous, as a menace to American institutions and prin- ssSgss. We certainly do RS. in-
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

Perhaps the most unfortunate man IS the one Vao marries for money
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

and can't get enough of it to buy a divorce.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

If people mrst gImble with death, why not load cars like dice to land right side up?
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
FOURTH WARD C. o. P. MEETS

A meeting of the Fourth Ward Republican club will be held next Friday evening at Republican head quarters on Main street for the pur- pose of reorganization, and officers will be elected. Committees to han dle details of the fall campaign in the ward will also be appointed. A membership campaign is to be launched. All Republicans in the fourth ward are eligible to member ship.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

New York states system of highways are planned and con- structed almost entirely by ad- ministrations under Republican control. We pledge our repre- sentatives to a vigorous policy of construction under the pay as-you-go policy inaugurated by our party, to the end that the system, now provided by law. with such additions as are re- quired, shall be speedily com- pleted.
 We likewise pledge all nec- essary appropriations for keep ing in frst-class repair those roads already constructed"
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

But ere many days had passed, r He learned to his regret
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

Such wholesale criticism of a branch of the government elected by the people and atteIt ting to rep resent them amounts to an indict- ment of democracy.
 On the one hand We get these blanket indictments against congress, and on the other, generally by the same journals, we get indictments against bureaucratic government" If congress is unrepresentative and bureaucrats are equally repre- hensible, what would be the correct and satisfying form of government? Congress is operating pursuant to the powers given it in the constitu- tion. It is part of the American sys- tenn of government.
 The wall against "blocs" is not sincere. It depends altogether upon the nature of the bloc. They have always been with us under different names, and in the past one or two of them have been referred to as the invisible government" a term that isNnot much heard nowadays.
 Whatever may be said against present-day blocs, they are not in- visible. They come out openly say who they are and what they stand for. Two of them, the soldiers bonus bloc and the farm bloc, oper- ated entirely in the open.
 This is an improvement over the good old times when the invisible blocs operated with subterranear methods and got all they wanted without fuss or criticism.
 It appears that the irrational crit cism against the last session of con gress is due largely because ther' was lack of presidential leadership The president was willing to lead bu congress was unwilling to follow int paths that appeared contrary to tn wishes of the majority of it's consti tuents.
 Which is the better, congres that scatters laws down on the peo pie irrespective of popular demand or one that attempts 10 rule Il from the people in conformity wit demand?
 A congress that rules for one c two classes, or for all classes?
 A congress that uproots scand; or one which hushes it up?
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
The Jingle-Jangle Counter

The Jingle-Jangle Counter She had the ways of a sylph-llke queen, Until she stepped on weighing machine.
 Arthur Codington.
  Wise men know what they're about; Patterns have their work cut out.
 --Veronica Samter.
  Quilts and blankets serve for beds; Diners have an eye for spreads.
 --C. F. Bunnell Pigeon-shots are at the traps; Some sports go to shooting craps.
 Il. K. Y, Some opinions are unsound; Carpets cover lots of ground.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

Herald classified ads eclipse any thing in these parts for results.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
Disappointed

Wetzel:-'I saw old Soakley com- ing from pr. Jagsby's office the other day, and he looked like a very sick man."
 Dryman:-"No wonder. He went in to set a prescription and the doctor charged him fifteen dollars for physical examination.
 Wetzel:-"That proved a mighty expensive pint for soakley." Drman:-"But he didn't get the pint. The doctor said the examination showed he didn't need it."
 E. c. R.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

Business Oftice .,,..., A2b Editorial Rooms ..... 926
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

If the boy is stupid, he doubtless has parents stupid enough 10 blame it on the teacher.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
AFRAID OF CONGRESS

The Meriden Journal evidently has less faith in democracy than it for merly had. Here is what it says;
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

"'%* since this last awful session by our lawmakers, we have changed our minds. The remembrance of the laws that were passed, the things left un- done. the helter skelter way of transacting business, the possi- bility of the bloc influence and other happenings have unsettled our ideas and we no longer want to put great power into the hands of these men who seem so ineffective, so swayed by lobbying and by threat. Our faith in them and their acts is broken"
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

Copyright 1924. Reproduction
 forbiddenl.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

Those "Gift" Cigars
 Flubb: --"I can't understand what's got into Jenls, lately. Hes handing out cigars right and left. Can you account for his generosity Dubb:-"I think so. He had a birthday last week. and his wife made him a present of two boxes she bought at bargain sale"
 -J. E. Kissinger.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
THE DEADLY PARALLEL
From the Hartford Courant:

New York, one of the thir- teen states whose automobiles are not .burdened' with the gas- oline tax, is heavily in debt as result of enormous bond issues for highway improvement" From the platform adopted by the Republican party of New York state as reported in the New York Herald Tribune:
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

It's a proven fact that Herald Classified ads are worthy of note.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

A oung wife's first cherry pie is more to be pitted than censured'
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

Why are those who play practical jokes on others the very first 10 be- come enraged if similar jokes are played on them?
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
TELEPHONE CALLS

Entered at tho Post otrice at New Britain
 AS Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
New Britain Herald

SUBSCRIPTION RATES $500 Year
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 75e. a Month.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
Those aGiftn Cigars

Mrs. Nathan Humphrey,
New Britain herald., 1924-09-27
Constantly Exposed

Some opinions are unsound; Carpets cover lots of ground.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07
FARM BUREAU VOTES
FOR GASOLINE TAX
Wisconsin Federation Survey Re-
suits In I to I Victory for
Proposal Nickles N.
Dimes Grins.

Wisconsin farmers voted more
than 4 to in favor Of the gas
tax proposal in that state in a
recent survey made by the Wis
consin Farm Bureau Federation.
Minnesota farmers and other
citizens will vote in November TO
authorize the Legislature to put
the money from such a levy here,
II made, into the road fund. The
Legislature will decide whether a
tax will be put on gasoline and
all details of the proposal.
Wisconsin farm bureau officials
announced that 81 per cent OF
more than $4,000 farmers ans.
wering questionaires favored the
gas tax. A total Of 5000 far
mers reported. 30.613 expressing
themselves as favoring such a
tax and only 6.466 opposing it,
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07
PROCEEDINGS OF
SCHOOL BOARD
District No. n.

School board meeting Aug. 2, 1924.
Minutes Of last meeting were read
and approved.
Moved by Clausen. seconded by
Degerstrom 10 elect the same officers
as last year. Motion carried. Jens
d. Jensen was appointed director to
Ill vacancy.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07

Wisconsin gas tax Endorsements
include those Of 400 town boards.
Nickles N. Dimes. gas tax man.
smiled with satisfaction on hear
ing the reports from the Badger
state. IT'S the same story every
where with the painless and
popular gas tax. he said. Wis
consin farmers are putting IL up
TO Minnesota farmers to show
they know q good thing when
they see it. and all signs are that
they win. l hear that both road
and auto taxes are higher in Wis
consin than in Minnesota and
that a Ford car is taxed $24 there
against $12 here. But Wisconsin
is building ten times as much
highway pavement as Minnesota.
and so the money Is being paid
back to the car owners faster
than here. That brings us again
TO the fact that what we don't put
into the roads is taken out Of our
cars--extra depreciation. repairs.
gasoline. tires. etc"
The gas tax man repeated that
the Minnesota proposal win take
not more than s. from the aver
age car owner and S. or less from
the great majority in return for
the use Of more than $4,000. 600
a year in extra highway improve
ments. "Nickles and dimes paid
in gas taxes win mean quarters
and halves saved at the garages.
tire shops and filling stations,
and besides, the plan will let
tourists pay something toward
the expense Of the roads they use
here something like $4,000 q
year or more" he said.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07
PARTRIDGE TOWN
BOARD PROCEEDINGS

Town board met at town hall in
Askov on Monday. Aug. 4. 1924.
All members present.
Motion made and carried to buy a
surveying instrument from James
JohnsOD nj price OF twenty dollars.
Motion carried to instruct the clerk
to order some culvert extensions.
Following bills were allowed:
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07

Route No 1. Ms J. Kyhl. sss.ee: No
2. Albert Rasmussen. <6s.o0. No. Z.
Axe, Brus, ss4.oe: No 4. Peter ID.
Petersen. $500; No. S. Nissen. Molhy.
$500: No. &. Soren Petersen. $500:
No. Z. Anton Hansen. $4,000; No Z.
II. G. Jorgcnsen. $4,000.
The salaries Of clerk and treasurer
were set at same ~ last year. $4,000
and 5000.
The following bills were allowed:
American Pub. Co. publishing
minutes .s..s..es.....ss.xE u,oO
American Pub. Co. printing !. ASA
Askov Telephone Co. rent 49,. a.65
On motion meeting adjourned.
Jeppe Soronsen. clerk.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07

Sendagsskole H. C. Andersen
Skolen den 10. August. Kl. 1890.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07
ASKOv

Mr.. and Mrs. A. Henriksen
were business visitors in the
Twin Cities last Thursday.
Arthur Andersen and Peter
Heininge drove over to West
Denmark. Wis.,, Sunday for a
days visit.
Mrs. Arnold C. Sorensen and
Mrs. Chris Frederiksen went to
Minneapolis Monday to seek
medical attention.
Miss valborg Miller is visiting
relatives in Minneapolis for a
short time; she went down with
A. Henriksens last Thursday.
Miss Anna Jensen and Miss
Vera Sorensen Of Albert Lea.
came here last week for a short
visit at the home of Mrs. L. p.
Jacobsen
Miss Ruth Poechman of Rush
City, came up for a visit at the
Albert Johnson home last week
and to take in the home talent
play Friday.
Tony Sebald and Emil Chris
Jensen drove to st. Cloud Monday
to attend the annual state con-
vention Of the American Legion
as delegates from the local post.
Word from Mrs. c. P. Nielsen at
Kanorada. Kansas, states that
Miss Verna was taken suddenly
i'll there last week and operated
on for appendicitis. At last re-
ports she is improving nicely.
Mr.. and Mrs. Anton Jacobsen
and Miss Mabel Hoving Of Mime
apolis. visited here over Sunday
at the home of Mrs. L. p. Jacob
sen. From here Miss Hoving
went over to visit at the Sigurd
Mosbak home for a short time,
Niels Brus entertained very
ably before the Young Peoples
Society Sunday evening on the
life and works of some Danish
authors. Mr.. Brus has a wonder
full memory for reciting poetry
and this was much appreciated.
Helvig Jacobsen came home
Saturday from Mabel. in the
southern part of the state. where
he has been with a road construc-
ton crew for some time. After
visiting here for a week or so he
expects to go to the Dakota har-
vest fields.
Mr.. and Mrs. Byron Carter and
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Rust of Elk
Point, S. D., came here Tuesday
in cars for a couple weeks visit
at the home of Mrs. Carter's par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Hyldahl.
Both cars are equipped for a
camping trip with reclining seats
which makes fine sleeping quar-
tiers. Carl Hyldahl returned
home with them.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07
KvINDERNEs FEST

Kvindeforeningen afholder en-
festlig Sammenkomst (Picnic)
Parker. Ssndag d. 10. August.
Der vii blive Underholdning at
forskellig Slags som begynder
med Musk af "Askov Band Kl.
II. Efter Underholdningen vii
der blive Udsalg at Ice Cream
og Katie m. m. 0verskuddet we'd
Festen vii blive anvendt til We'd
ligeholdslse at Kirkegaarden.
bring derfor Smsrrebrsd eller
Rage og Flsde til Komiteen.
Katie kan faces frit ON Mid
dagen.
ALE er velkommen,
-Komiteen.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07

Instructions On violin. cornet,
violincello and mandolin at my
home in the village Of Askov. Al
so do piano tuning. IF. O. Lund.
Askov. 25w49-1t
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07

Found-Ladies' coat button.
about 8 inches in diameter. owner
may have same at American
office by paying for this notice.
25w49-1t
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07
ANNOUNCEMENTS
FOR THE WEEK

This column IL for free use by
churches. schools. societies. lodges
etc. for the purpose of announcing
meetings where no admission In TO
be charged. such meetings as are
held for social or educational pur-
poses and not for pecuniary gain.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07

For Sale-Napinee silo. good as
new. complete with roof. Size
lOx20. For price and terms in
quire of e. w. Adams. Bruno,
MINI. 25w48-2t.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07

We buy and ship chickens.
Shipments 60 out of Askov every
other Monday night by truck.
Good cash prices paid.-Commu-
nifty Meat Market. Askov.
25w49-1t
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07

For Sale-Two young cows,
just fresh. one heifer l year old.
John Povelizee, 81 miles east
of Askov. 25w49-1ts
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07

For Sale-My modern eight
room residence in Sandstone. as
l am now established in business
at Askov. Will be sold reason
able and on good terms.-H. c.
Hansen, Askov. 30w46tf
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07

For Sale Center table, couch
cover and reservoir for Columbia
range.--Mrs. H. Petersen. Askov
village. 25wa9-lt
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07
WANT COLUMN

RArE--a cent p>r word pcs inser-
lien. Miuinsasa. - eensA
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-07

New white clover honey. l at.
60c, 5 lb. pail 81. 60 Id. can $40.
at the stores or the nursery. AL
low a discount when you bring
your own container. Gooseber-
ries 15c per quart.-Ludvig Mos
back. 36w49-1t.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-04-04
TWO WORLDS
RECORDS ARE
ESTABLISHED

CH1CAGo April "a new record
~ for ihs 200 breast stroke pool
event stands today ne the result ~
Robert Skeletons performance az the
National A. a. a. mems senior
indoor swimming meet here hst
night
skeleton. of the Illinois a. c.
established record Of sgb 80.
The shattered record. made b.
Tnldi ~ Austria. IN 1911. was
:ss 80.
Miss Hybil Bauer. also OF The l.
a. e. broke her world records Tor
the 90 and isoyard stroke.
The !. A. C. won the 2o0ynri r.,
lay and Get up new national
A. A. T. championship record ~
las 49, The former record. also
an l. A. G. accomplishment. VIE
las rs
Tho Olympic team Of san Fmn.
cisco game Tho A. c. squad some
strong competition.
Final events nj the tourney hrc
20 be staged tonight
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-04-04
GENE CLINE is
EASY WINNER

TACOMA. April i-Jimmy Cory.
Chicago i5s FOUNDER, proved. no
match for Gene Cline. Oakland wei.
terweisht, here last night. and the
California boxer won declslysiy.
Cline scored three knockouis over
his heavier opponent.
Freddy Mack. Seattle slugEer. lost
TO kid" Johnson. clever Olympia
boy. In the Ground seml.windup.
Len Malody. Wyoming feather.
weight. won from Bert Forbes. Seat.
tie. in the 3.round special event.
George Ishli. Seattle japanese
fiyweight- won the call over Vincent
Shea. also from Seattle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-04-04
BEAR OARSMEN
LEAVE TONIGHT

HEHktLEf. Cal, ApflI 9
Coaches Ky Ebnght ana Russ Ma.
Kler will herd their 2. vnnlty and
frushmeu oaramen pnio the Shasta
touigh, and atari north TO get
ready FOR ths biz crew race with
Washington Two shells. tho ''hluc
and gold" Tor the yamity. and the
old bear Tor the youngsters.
Fsro shipped north with a coaching
launch yesterday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-04-04
BOB HARPER
WILL LEAVE
FOR BIG GO

DOLBY HARPER. Seattle fistIc
u pride. viii leave this evening
Tor Portland. where no meets
Pinkey Mitchell. worlds junior vel
ierwcight champion. In a io-round
bout Tuesday.
Harper will complete his training
in the Rose City. and from all ap-
pcarances will be- in the best Of
shape for the scrap.
Nate Druxman. who handles
Harpers affairs. announced yester-
day that all of the 200 reserved
seat tickets for the fight Tor 60
attic sale had gone. and that more
were coming Tor the local fans who
planned to make the trip.