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The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
GO TO YOUR CLASS MOVIES!

Cleveland, Ohio. Engineers Audi
forum, Jan. II and IS.
Reading, Pa, Jan. 20.
Cincinnati, Ohio, Labor Temple,
Jan. %.
Chicago. ILL.,, Ashland Auditorium,
Feb. and 5.
San Francisco, Calf, March 81.
Program "B": "Polikushka." a real
Russian classic made by the Moscow
Art Theatre, has been shown under
the direct auspices of National Com
mittee for Better Films" which listed
it as one Of the best forty films of
the year. together with a. twpreel
Russian slapstick, Soldier 1van's
Miracle" and one-reel educational,
with Russian Miners"
Rock, Mich, Workers Hall, Dec. 81.
Chicago ILL.,, Gertner's Independent
Theater, S725 Roosevelt Road, Jan. is
Los Angeles. Calf, Philharmonic
Temple, Jan. 10.
other Films.
Binghamton, N. Y: Hither Theater
Jan. 8. Russia and Germany
Philadelphia, Pa: Jan. "a, "In Me.
moriam-Lenin."
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
Cannon Speaks Next
Saturday at Workers
School Vetcherinka

NEW YORK, Dec. 2S.--James P.
Cannon, educational director Of the
Workers Party. will speak at the
vetcherinka to be given by the Work
ers' School Of New York on Saturday,
Dec. 81, at 2OS East 18th Street.
Those who have heard Comrade
Cannon lecture know that this means
real treat. 1t is not often that we
have him with us in New York, and
comrades should take. advantage Of
this opportunity to hear him.
Varied and interesting entertain
ment has been provided of the sort
that has already made the Workers
School vetcherinkas justly famous
among the membership.
Upon one thing we are all agreed
in New York-that every one can
have a jolly good time at the Satur-
day night affairs of the school. Re-
member that the next one is on Dec.
81, at the school headquarters. Meet
your friends there. You will find that
to come once means to come always
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24

THE following are definite dates
/ on which workers motion pictures
are being shown in the cities indi-
Gated. If your city is listed in this
column, make a note NOW of the time
and place Of the show. If it is not
listed, have the secretary Of any work
ers' organization to which you belong
get in touch at once with the Inter-
national Workers Aid, 10 South Lin
coin street, Chicago, Ill.
Program "A": Beauty and the Boil
shevik," Russian feature comedy
drama, rollicking romance of Red
Army love. Russia in Overalls, I"
three-reel educational. showing actual
industrial life in Soviet Russia.
Nokomis, ILL.,. Opera House. Dec. 20.
Livingston, ILL.,, Jan. 4.
Bentleyville. Pa, Opera House,
Jan. 9.
Daisytown. Pa, Home Theatre,
Jan. 10.
Wheeling. w. Va. Union Theatre,
Jan. 10.
Omaha, Neb., Alhambra Theatre.
Jan. IL.
Boston, Mass, symphony Hall,
Jan. 16.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
ALL WORKERS PARTY
AFFAIRS FOR DEC. %
MUST Be CALLED OFF

The UkraInlan and Russian Grand
Concert, which was scheduled to
take place in Sohoenhofen Hall, on
Sunday, Dec. %, has been postponed
until Jan. II, because Of the Chicago
membership meeting. The Chicago
membership meeting Will be held in
sohoephofen Hall on Sunday, Dec.
%, and all Workers Party dances,
entertainments and other affairs
have been called off for that day
The tickets dated Dec. % will be
good for the Jan. II concert. scho-
enhofen Hall is on the corner Of Dl-
vision, Ashland and Milwaukee.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
N. Y. AT WEBSTER HALL

NEW YORK CITY.-A general
membership meeting for Workers
Party, District No. 2. to take up the
party theses will be held on Sunday
Dec. %, at p. m sharp at Webster
Hall, East 18th street between Third
and Fourth AYES, New York City.
Comrades Cannon and Ruthenberg
will report.
Members must be in good standing
and present their membership dues
card at the door. Secretaries must
have supply of stamps on hand and
be at Webster Hall not later than
1880 p. m. to sell dues stamps to their
branch members who are in arrears
Party members outside Of New
York City should attend this general
membership meeting Charles Krum.
bein. District Organizer.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
Number Five Shop
Nucleus Endorses the
Thesis of Majority

After having thoroly discussed the
theses presented by the G. E. c. ma.
iority and minority, this shop nucleus
No. 5 decides to support the thesis
presented by the C. e. c. majority as
the only policy that is compatible
with the political line of the Com.
munist International, and which viii
result in the development Of our
Workers (Communist) Party into a
mass Communist party.
For Majority: Tom Bell, D. Foster,
M. Meltz, p Omelien, F. Martin, Geo.
A. Cocalis, Steve Rubicki. Chas. Pei
ton, ]. B. Wirkkula, M. A. Stolar,
v. Albano, H. Brooker, A. 3. Raske,
Albert Schmitz.
For Minority: P. M. Lucas.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
Remember These Dates.

THE entire New York organlzs-
! ton is expected to cooperate
In the following affairs. All affIiiat-
ed and sympathetic organizations
are requested not to arrange con
fIictins dates.
Jan. II, Sunday afternoon and
evening. DAILY WORKER jubilee,
New Star Casino.
FEB. 4, Sunday afternoon, Lerin
Memorial, Madison Square Garden.
Feb. lila, Defense Bazaar. The
Lyeeum, 65th street.
March IS, Sunday afternoon and
evening, Press Pageant and Paris
Commune Celebration, Madison
Square Garden.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
"CHILD LABOR"
MEETINGS IN EAST

Barney Mass, National Industrial
Organizer of the Young Workers
League will spend a week in the Con
necticut district. His mass meetings
will be on the subject "Child Labor
and the Young Workers League" with
illustrations from the industrial cam
paign carried on by the league in the
mail order houses, and the textile In.
dustries. In each city, Comrade Mass
will talk to membership meeting OF
the league, as well.
His dates are:
Springfield, Mass. Mass meeting
Tuesday, Dec. %, Victory Hall, Sal
North ST.; Membership, Wednesday,
Dec. "a.
Hartford, Conn, Thursday, Dec. %
Afternoon, membership; evening, mass
meeting at Labor Educational ALI.
ance, 2S7 Windsor Ave.
New Haven, Conn. Mass meeting
Friday, Dec. rs. Lobir Lyeeum, 3S
Howe ST.; membership, Saturday,
Dec. 81.
Bridgeport, Conn. Sunday. Dec. %
Afternoon, membership; evening
mass meeting, at I'll Spruce st.
Stamford, Conn. Mass meeting
Monday, Dec. 20; organization meet
ing, Tuesday, Dec. 30.
All workers are invited to attend
the mass meeting, especially timely
in view of the child labor amendment
to come up before the legislature
soon; and to bring with them children
eligible to join the league.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
N@z6Mka7Sg@ zSa%aRgaz7z61 (N
DATES AND LOCATIONS OF
PARTY MEMBERSHIP
MEETINGS.

The dates and location Of the meet
ings are as follows:
New York-Sunday, Dec. 2S. Web
ster Hall, 18th st. and Third Ave.
Speakers: c. e. c., James P. Cannon;
minority, C. 2. Ruthenberg.
Chicago-Sunday, Dec. Is, Schoen-
hofen Hall, Milwaukee and Division.
Speakers: C. E. c.. VIM. 2. Foster;
minority, Max Bedacht.
Detroit-Sunday, Dec. %. House Of
the Masses, 2101 Gratiot. Speakers:
G. e. c., Fart r. Browder; minority J..
Louis Engdahl.
Cleveland--Sunday, Dec. %, Hun.
garian Hall, 1909 Lorraine Avenue.
Speakers: 9. e. c., Alexander Bittel-
man; minority, Jay Lovestone.
Minneapolis-Sunday Jan. (loca-
ton to be announced later). Speakers:
c. e. c., VIM. F. Dunno; minority.
BENJAMIN Gitlow.
Boston-Sunday, Jan. location to
be announced later. Speakers: c. E.
G., James P. Cannon; minority c. e.
Ruthenberg.
Philadelphia Sunday, Jan. 4 Coca-
ton to be announced later). Speakers:
c. e. c., VIM. z. Foster; minority
Benjamin Gitlow.
Buffalo-Sunday, Jan. 4, Finnish
Hall, 159 Order St. Speakers: c. E.
c., Earl R. Browder; minority, Max
Bedacht.
Pittsburgh-Sunday, Jan. 4, Inter
national Labor Lyceum, sos James st.
Speakers: c. e. c. Alexander Bittel-
man; minority, Jay Lovestone.
New Haven-Thursday, Jan. / (loca-
ton to be announced later. Speakers:
c. e. c., James P. Cannon; minority,
G. E. Ruthenberg.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
AS WE SEE 1T
CONTINUED from page u
BY 7. J. o'FLAHERTY.

CONTINUED from page u
over on their other allies. But things
did not turn out as the plotters ex-
pected. BY the time the last shot was
fired on the western front, worms
we're dining on car meat and the
red cavalry was gallopping over the
steppes where once the cars cos
sacks sabre ratified. The agreement
was not worth very much, so it slum-
bered peacefully in the archives of
the Russian embassy in Paris, never
expecting to be disturbed by Boil
shevik envoy.
XRASSIN has the tell-tale story and
IN the Bolsheviks are good propa-
gandists. They do not believe in secret
diplomacy. Nothing is too good for
the workers." is their slogan. The
probability is that the world will
learn little more OF the ways of capt.
talist governments. The first thing
the Russian Communists did when
they seized power was to turn the
light on the secret diplomacy Of the
car. Did the socialists Of England
and Germany do that when they got
possession Of the government ap-
paratus Of their respective ruling
classes? They did not, because they
are faithful servants of capitalism.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
Insurance Money Arriving
Contributions Prove the DAILY WORKER Cam
paign in Full Swing Towards Success

Nearly five thousand dollars has been ecepted for
December ri in the campaign TO INSURE THE DAILY WORKER
FOR 1925. This is praseWohy beginning But it only
the beginning We have taken the first step the big strides
towards the $4,000 fund.- We completion
of the $4,000 lap within the week. We every party
and branch will give this thought and action.
Ours party of militant members and branches. This will
be January 49, 1925 upon which date the DAILY
WORKER will print 100 GOO edition Of SPECIAL BIRTHDAY
NUMBER. In this BIG SPECIAL there will be PAGE OF MILL
TANT BRANCHES. Upon this MILITANT PAGE will be found
the of every MILITANT BRANCH in the party Those
MILITANT branches which remit for INSURANCE POLICIES
before January 9th.
among the REDS. See that the party
the of YOUR BRANCH upon the MILITANT PAGE Of
BIRTHDAY SPECIAL. To only small percentage of the
party branches RENTED for POLICIES Sold District organ
editors give than the usual cooperation awaken
party branches the need Of selling and renting for NSUR
ANCE POLICIES at once. ssfi
oOA,-rni pIrIONc nNH qpan-rv 15HKo1IEe
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
Buffalo italian Branch Endorses the
Minority Thesis.

BUFFALO, N. Y. Dec 22.-At a
regular meeting of the Italian Branch
discussion on both the majority
and minority theses took place. After
thoro discussion the members OF
the branch unanimously endorsed the
theses Of the minority as the correct
policy for the Workers Communist
Party to pursue.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
"PETER Rabbit AND

1892. Here is well known nursery
friend, ready for Christmas with a
new jacket and overalls. One could
make the Jacket of satin or velvet, and
the overalls of flannel, jersey or linen
The pattern includes the doll" and
the garments. II is cut in three sizes:
Small IL, medium 16. large 20 inches
in length. A 12-inch size requires n
yard for the "doll' and q yard for
The jacket and overalls.
To make as illustrated will require
" yard OF 27-inch material for the
jacket and v yard for the overalls.
Pattern mailed to any address on
receipt of 12c In silver or stamps.
IN ORDERING YOUR PATTERN
BE SURE TO MENTION THE SIZE
YOU WANT 1T IN.
Send 12c in silver or stamps for our
UP-TO-DATE FALL & WINTER 1924
Address; The DAILY WORKER. i113
w. Washington BIvd., Chicago, ~.
NOTICE TO PATTERN BUYERS--The
patterns being sold thru the DAILY
WORKER pattern department are fur
niAhed by a New York firm OF pattern
manufacturers. orders are forwarded by
the DAILY WORKER every day as re-
ceived, and they are mailed by the man
DAILY WORKER does not keep a stock
OF patterns on hand. Delivery OF pat
terms ordinarily will take at least 10 days
from the date Of mailing the order. DO
not become impatient II your pattern Is
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
South Bend Hungarian
Comrades Unanimous
for Minority Thesis

The South Bend. Ind, Hungarian
Branch No. 21, after discussing the
majority and minority thesis, unani-
mously approved of the thesis Of the
minority according to a letter re-
ceived from J. Sloboda, the secretary
of the branch.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24

Williamsburg Readers Attention.
Glass in Social Forces in American
History, every Saturday 4;SO p. m. at
Sls Grand St., Brooklyn. Comrade
Bosse, instructor.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
Illinois Central
Building Program
Put Off Indefinitely

The Illinois Central railroad will
not start construction on the contem.
plated new station at Roosevelt Road
during the coming year, the 1925 bud.
get shows. The management declares
there is mo intention of proceeding
with the job in the immediate fu
ture."
Next Sunday Night and Every Sun
day Night, the Open Forum.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24

Cleveland Membership Meeting.
The Cleveland membership meet
ing held in accordance with the in
structicns Of the Central Executive
Committee will take place at Hun
oarIan Hall, 43o9 Lorraine avenue.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
PHILADELPHIA MEETING

PHILADELPHIA The Workers
Party membership meeting takes
place Sunday, Jan. 4, from p. m. un.
til II p. m. at the Machinists Temple,
Northeast corner 18th & Spring Gar
den streets. Members in good stand
ing only will be admitted.-R. Baker,
secretary.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24
SIMPLE FRock FOR
STOUT OR SLENDER FlGUR

1855. This becoming model is fitted
by underarm darts. The style is plain
but attractive, and is convenient and
cimfortable with IT'S front closing.
The pattern is cut in eight sizes:
"a. SO. 3S. 40, AZ. Al, 46 and As inches
bust measure. A 3S-inch size will re-
quire 3h yards Of 36-inch material.
The width of the dress at lower edge
is IL yard.
Pattern mailed to any address ON
receipt OF 12c in silver or stamps.
IN ORDERING YOUR PATTERN
BE SURE TO MENTION THE SIZE
YOU WANT 1T IN.
Send 12c in silver or stamps for our
UP-TO DATE FALL & WINTER 1924.
1926 BOOK OF FASHIONS.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24

Are You Going to the open Forum
Sunday NIohtl
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-12-24

Build the DAILY WORKER!
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-11-14

can Plains Indian. On the other hand it will not
be like three deaf and dumb persons making let
ters with their fingers. For this Sign Language
Is a real language
And there is one paleface who can join the
talkfest and outtalk all three Los for he has
larger vocabulary than any Poor Indian on the
Plains. The white man, you know, always
beat the Indian at his own game when he sets
his mind to 1t. And that's saying good deal,
for the American Indian is the best natural fight
er this world has ever If you doubt that,
brush up your history by reading about Braddock
and st. Clair and Custer. Yet Daniel Boone,
George Rogers Clark, Kit Carson Old Jim
Bridger, John Golfer and other heroes of our
frontier days out-Indianed the Indian--that's why
they survived and achieved immortality.
This one white man who can outtalk any In
dian in the Sign Language Is known to all In
dians as Mole Tequop- Talks With His Hands.
In Who's Who" you read lot about Mole
Tequop from the viewpoint of the paleface by
turning to Maj Gen. Hugh Lenox Scott U. S.
A." The Indians will tell you-as who's Who"
does not-that Mole Tequop knows more than
thousand signs which represent several thousand
American words. And he should know consider
able about the Sign Language, for he was gradu-
ated from West Point a second lieutenant in the
United States army eleven days after Custer and
$50 of his troopers We're wiped out in 1876 by
Sitting Bull on the Little Big Horn and has been
studying the universal language of the Plains
ever siASc. ne hAONS so luucn ABOUT IL IN 1Act
that Uncle Sam relieved him from active duty
In 1897 for year and set him down in the bu-
reau of ethnology of the Smithsonian institution
to write work on the subject
And has Mole Tequop's study of the Sign Ian
guage been worth while? 1t has indeed For
this veteran has also brains and character and
personality and the archives of the War depart
ment show that many an impending outbreak of
tribes all over the West was headed off by Mole
Tequop and much bloody frontier fighting there
by averted. General Scott was born in Kentucky
In 1858 and should have been retired by law In
1917. But he was then chief of staff of the United
States army and the nation needed him In that
year of emergency. SO he kept on active
duty until 1919. Now, at seventy-one he Is
member of the Board Of Indian Commissioners
This board, created in 1869, is a body of unpaid
citizens appointed by the President 1t Is not
q bureau or division of any department but Is
purposely kept independent and is afforded OBJ
portunity of investigation that it may freely ex-
press an impartial and intelligent opinion regard
Ing the muchvexed Indian legislation and admin
lstration
General Scott, as member Of this board and
a friend Of the Indian, paid visit the other day
to the Biackfeet on their reservation along the
eastern boundary Of Glacier National park in
Montana. The photograph reproduced shows
Axsis 1a&nop and Chief Under Bears starting hi
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-11-14
MUTUAL HAPPINESS

Mr.. Bentley Tin the heat Of pas
sfon)-Theres not a single hour in the
day when our house is perfectly happy.
Mrs Bentley-Oh, yes. there iA
dear.
Mr.. Bentley-Td like to know when
1t comes in, then.
Mrs Bently-It comes in just after
you have gone out.
Needless to say, the happy hour
started at once.
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Some Tovn

First Politician-He sure made a
good suggestion at the chamber meet
ing today.
Second Politiclan-Any improve
ments for the city?
First Politician-Yes. Wants In
terpreters on the street cars when tbs
conductors call out the streets.
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Did She Paw

Two sweethearts from Aberdeen
were rambling round when they came
TO a movie.
The young man ran his eye over
the front of the building. 1t rested
on title in large letters-"Tha
Woman Pays"
"Jean." he said, 81 think we'll gang
in here"
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-11-14

The sign for a man on
horseback is made by strad-
ding the index and middle
finger over two closed fingers
of the other hand. Once an
Indian told Mole Tequop
that he had been to Washing
ton and seen a circus in which
a white man rode a horse
that jumped over five other
horses. First he made the
sign for a white man and
then for a man on a horse.
Then he placed five horses
in row and had his white
man on a horse run down an
incline and make the leap.
In telling about the elephant
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-11-14

Slre-You'll have to settle down
and 60 to work Why, at your age.
work should be pleasure to You
Son---It is. and you're the one who
told me I'd have to cut out all my
pleasures.
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u 1 !, I! !!
SKIN ERUPTIONS

Seven or eight of every ten people you
know are suffering more or less severely
from constipation. Evidence of this con-
dition is often found in an unhealthy skin.
Constipation causes the skin to lose its
rudy clearness. Pimples and other re-
pulsiye skin eruptions manifest themselves.
Decomposing of waste material in the
intestines is responsible. 1t generates toxic
poisons which do far greater harm than
just corrupt the skin, though that is bad
enough. They are responsible for many
serious kidney and liver ailments.
One of the most effective lnon-habit
forming remedies for constipation is
Jaques' Digestive Capsules. Certain bene-
fetal medicines contained in these capsules
help the stomach in its work of digestion.
Others invigorate and pleasantly regulate
the bowels. Prescribed by many doctors.
go cents at druggists or postpaid from
Jaques Capsule Co., Plattsburg, N. Y.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-11-14

Mae-How did George take It when
you told him you didn't love him?"
June Simply wonderfully He car
ried on like a wild man.American
Legion weekly
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-11-14

he had to improvise, so to speak. He stretched
out his arm in front, with the hand curved in and
down. Then he reached down and picked up an
apple and curved his and hand up to his
mouth, in excellent imitation of elephants
trunk.
Signs often have more than meaning. An
Indian says II am a Pawnee," by making of
his first and second fingers and extending his arm.
In conversation the same sign means wolf, the fin
gers indicating the The same sign also
means wisdom. inasmuch as the wolf Is consid-
cred a pretty wise sort of anmal-and he is or he
would have been exterminated long ago. The
same two fingers pointed to the ground say, 4
have considered
1t Is pleasure to watch an Indian talking flu
emily in the Sign Language He makes his signs
In graceful movements in small space in front
of him. There is surface line about three feet
from the ground
Lieutenant Scotland by the way he Is great
great-grandson of Benjamin Franklin-began his
study of the Sign Language early in his career.
He was assigned to active duty in the Seventh
cavalry at Bismarck, Dakota, the fall of 1876, and
took part in the Sioux campaign of that year. The
next wear he was in the Nez Perez expedition. In
fact from 1876 to 1879 he was busy fighting vari-
Gus tribes in Indian Territory Kansas, Wyoming,
Idaho, Dakota Nebraska and Montana. Then for
ten years or so he routine duty, principally
with the Plains Indians
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-11-14
More Dependable

Teacher During lecture on sue
cess)-Why should we endeavor to
rise by our own efforts?
Tommy-Because there's no know
ing when the alarm clock may 60
wrong.
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BY JOHN DICKINSON SHERMAN

SIOUN cannot talk COmanche
and Comanche cannot talk
Cheyenne, But all three Indians
sit down on a blanket and chat
all the afternoon about any old
thing from pony race to Lib
erty bonds and from circus to
William Hohenzollern. 1t will
not be what you would call
noisy conversation exactly, be-
cause these three Indians will use
the SIGN Language of the Ameri-
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Disproportion

That prodigy is incorrect
And doomed to painful quarrels,
Who starts with so much intellect
He hasn't room for morals.
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Lucky Angler

Maud-The dictionary says that a
bob is something used in angling.
Marie-I suppose that's why you
got yours, dear.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-11-14

Professionalism did Caesar defeat
the greatest number?
Stud-I think on examination day.
kansas Wesleyan Advocate.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-11-14

Al mean Mary is engaged to a
contractor.
B.-Yes, but the only contract he
has so far is for castles in the air.
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The Jokes ON Us

The optimist cried, Holy smokel
This life of ours Is just a joke"
Replied the pessimistic cuss.
''Exactly, and the jokes on uA.''
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-11-14

For overnight relief to inhamed eyes and
stiles use Roman Eye Balsam Once tried,
always. preferred. 372 Pearl St.; N. z. Adv.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-11-14

Men are not so ungrateful as they
are said to be-
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Fair Substitute

"Do you believe in fairies?"
well, 1 have always been able to
find somebody to loan me money"