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Evening star., 1924-02-07

lection of all our forests-public and
private-against. fire. Basic to the
whole program Of future forest man
agement Is research--researchi in tim
ber-growing, research in timber util-
ization and research in forest eco
nomics. including taxation"
Leaders OF the industry spoke on
various phases of their problems and,
after their morning session, the del
egates were received by President
Coolidge.
Evening star., 1924-02-07
Washington Stock Exchange.

SALES
Capital Traction $500 at 96h.
Washington Rwy & Elec. com-1O at II,
10 at II, 10 at II, 10 at II, go at IL
Riggs National Banks at 295, I at 2Q5
Merchants Bank & Trust Co.-1O at 1874
Security Storage Colo at 800.
AFTER CALL.
Washington Rwy. & Elec pfd.-25 at 74N,
Merchants Bank and Trust Colo at 129k
Washington Rwy. and Elec. 4s-$3 600
at r.
Washington Gas 6s '33-SI 900 at 101h.
Washington Rwy. & Eec. $500 at T.
81. 900 at 72. 5000 at 72.
Money-Can loans, and g per cent
Evening star., 1924-02-07
MOTOR SALES, $4S, 900.

NEW YORK, February PRE-
1iminary figures of the White Motor
Company for the year 1923 indicate
gross sales of over $4S,000.000. Net
earnings, after all charges except
dividends, approximate $6,900,0OO,
making the surplus as of December
81, 1923, about s9.400,000. The COM
pany's dividend payments, uninter-
rupted since it's organization, were
continued on the basis of per cent
annually.
Evening star., 1924-02-07
WASHINGTON BANK BUYS
BALTIMORE TIRE FIRM

BALTIMORE, February 7.-For a
consideration Of s65,oOO the plant,
real estate and equipment Of the
Delion Tire and Rubber Company,
Eager street and 5th avenue, was sold
at public auction to the International
Bank of Washington. John r. Waller
president. The property Is in fee
with the exception of one parcel
which is subject to a ground rent of
$o40. Sale was for William d. Mac
milan, assignee.
Evening star., 1924-02-07
STEEL COMPANIES PAY
$1,448,112 IN PENSIONS
BY the Associated Press.

by the Associated Press.
NEW YORK, February 7.-Pension
disbursements totaling S1,44S,112
were made to more than four thou
sand employees of the United States
Steel Corporation and it's subsidi-
aries in 1923 through the United
States Steel and Carnegie pension
fund, 1t was announced last night
Total payments since the fund was
established in 1911 have been $685.
235. Last years disbursements were
over 100000 greater than in 1929,
the largest allotment going to the
Carnegie Steel Company. whose en-
ployes received S367,45e
Evening star., 1924-02-07
FAILS FOR $2,5OO,0OO.

KANSAS CITY. Mo-, February T.
More than s2.500,0OO In liabilities.
principally bank notes, was listed in
a schedule of liabilities and assets in
day by L. c. Smith. financial agent,
who recently failed. A large part of
Smiths paper is held by Kansas
banks.
Evening star., 1924-02-07
Are You n SuckerY

Too many people put their money in
day dreams and wake up broke. Never
put your name on the dotted line un-
til you have inquired Of some one in
your bank what he knows about some
stock issue that is offered to you
privately.
Evening star., 1924-02-07
BUTTER AND EGGS HIGHER.

CHICAGO, February - Butter
higher; creamery extras, 1911; stand
ards, 45h; extra firsts. 48h a49; frsts,
47k a4S; seconds. 46s47.
Eggs higher; receipts, 5,275 cases;
f1rsts, '41a42k; ordinary flrsts, 37a38;
refrigerator firsts, 30a31h.
Evening star., 1924-02-07
s0UTHERN's GROSS LOWER.

Gross earnings of the Southern rail-
way system for the fourth week In
January totaled S5.024,18l. decrease
Of $337.sss under the corresponding
period last year. The total for the
month of January was $14,999,474, a
decrease Of $1,036,555.
Evening star., 1924-02-07

stock. The Southwestern Bell Tele-
phone Company proposes to pay cash
at par for the new issue.
| The funds derived from the stock,
sale will be used to pay off note in
debtedness of the Kansas City com
pany.
Evening star., 1924-02-07
STOCK RIGHTS ASKED.

The Kansas City Telephone Com.
pany today asked the Interstate Com
merce Commission for authority to
increase its present capital stock by
an issue Of S3.000,0 900 in new common
Evening star., 1924-02-07
TODAY'S PARIS MARKET.

PARIS, February 7.-Trading was
bourse today. Three per cent rentes
81 francs q centimes. Exchange on
London. 80 francs S5 centimes. Five
per cent loan, 70 francs % centimes.
The dollar was quoted at FL francs
46 centimes.
Evening star., 1924-02-07

NEW YORK, February 7.-Follow-
ing is an official list of bonds and
stocks traded in on the New YORK
Curb Market today:
Evening star., 1924-02-07

LIVE POULTRY HIGHER.
CHICAGO. February 7.-Poultry,
alive, higher: fowls, 21a25; springs,
26; roosters, 16; geese, IS.
Evening star., 1924-02-07
Forest Extension Urged.

People who have studied the ques-
| tion agree. l believe, in urging the
| extension of public forests as the
backbone OF forest policies An
! equally important step is good pro-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
ELECTRIC HOME
AT FAIR
Puget Sound Power Co. Has
Big Display

Modern electrical progress viii be
brought fouihly Ga tho HtteHtloH or
over, one OF the tens ~ thousands
0f visitors who will attend tho Wrrt
cru Washington fair 40 luyHllup
one hulf Of the now 20 by 40 foot
electric building wiil 10 used by the
Puget Sound Power and Light Go.
TO display an tho newest ana beat
electrical appliance for the homo
and farm. Tho power company has
arranged Go show visitors "a cgm.
plctrly electrified farm In miniature.
There viii bn an electric home
Every room viii have electric Tea.
lures. the laundry has electric wash.
rrs and lroners. tho kitchen has ne
electric range, tho bathroom itH cleo.
and ceiling lights. tho breakfast nook
tric heater. tho living room ~ lamps
iis toaster and psrcolaiur. and even
the basement has its motordriyCu oil
bumeu
Next 10 tho cottage viii be- "a
blacksmith and repair shop. com
pictcly electrified. Then VIII come
tho chicken house with tho hatehrrs
and broodsrs electrically heated An
electrically operated irrigation plant
will show tho newest type ~ iriga.
ton, A slio viii b0 filled by an cleo
trio cutting machine. There will be
a complete water system 20 supply
The farm with running water Then
An sa@sssa fha F4f4Ha4H T.HFtsIfsfF meth
DDS. with tepamior ana automatic
mixers electrically operated. In this
division the Puget Sound Power and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
ny JIM MARSHALL

MAYBE you never considered how
wi important Il was FOR tho world
flyers TO have well.preSzcd uniforms.
Probably not. All you thought about
was what the papers told-so many
miles In 50 many minutes from
Hornafjord 20 AnEmagsalik and
things like that
But suppose the flyers had turned
up at receptions and hanquets along
tho route IN old. grimy. Impressed
uniforms7 How about that. hcy7
Part OF the credit for tho flight.
Joe Selcsnick thinks. ought 10 20 20
him. lie runs tho Olympic Tailors,
Cleaners and Dyern. Suits Pressed
With Dispatch. AZ SIS Seneca at. and
nil the flyers had their suits pressed
by him before they left Seattle.
The intricate crcaHes In tho flycrs'
uniforms went around the world. and
Joe followed them In spirit.
SHANGHAI. Juno Word ny.
srs arrived hero today - said
The newspapers.
over In China now" said the
public.
Il wonder how their suits looked
AZ the dlnner-fine. bet you" said
Joe seleanlck.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
new ISSUE OF
STOCK
100000 OF 6 Per Cent
Pro-phy-lac- tic Brush

A new issue q $1,000. 900 OF per
cent cumulative Nuklng FUND pre-.
ferred stock Of tho rro.phylao-uc
nrush Co. successor 20 the Florence
Manufacturing CO. Is offered az par
~ Georgc Il. Burr. Conrad & Brown.
The capitalization % the new com.
fany consists ~ 1000 shares Of no
par value common stock. all OF
which Is outstanding, and Si5oo, 900
az 6 PER cent preferred.
According 90 a statement issued
~ The bankers, tho company In the
last six ana onr,half years reported
net earnings. after depreciation and
tax reserves. equal on tho average
20 seven and one.thirl times the an.
nual dividend requirements. The
general balance sheet as o. June so.
after giving effect % tho new
financing. shows net current assets
81 ss.6tl.si5 against current liahili.
ties OF S9.SiS, while tax reserves
amounted 20 y.55.5it The ratio OF
current assets 20 current liabilities
was about IS 10 !.
II is stated that 20 insure an un.
Interrupted supply OF brlstles tho
company several years ago cstah-
Hshed a bristle assembly plant In
shanghai China. where bristles Hrc
assembled. cleansed packed and
shipped 10 the company's plant at
Florence. Mass
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
THE STORY or
ARN0LD'S PANTS

You take Lieutenant, Arnold.
now" says Joe. pressing creases in
a woman's winter coat in his shop.
maybe no would not have gone cr.
eept for me. He had 20 Join the
flight suddenly and he had no pants
he could wear. SO somebody Favo
him a pair n mile too large. and he
came TO me.
"Hc sat over there in that chair
and he said; Fix en- up for me and
rush IT. 50 rushed II and he sat
there and talked and worked until
~ o'clock nt night fixing those pants
for tho world flight. I fixed them
good. too. He didn't have to worry.
up In tho air there. about the 1T OF
HIS clothes.
II pressed and fixed up al the
flyers uniforms hero and then. in
the pocket Of each suit put a card
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
BOLD Blu R CL
Policeman Away; Thug
Takes Badge, Baby'S Bank

SAN FRANCISCO. Sept. So
Funny sort, these burglars. No 70
spect for class. you know
Police Captain William Hsaly 81
the Richmond station has issued
some strict orders about burglars
Tho captain left his home 20 attend
a meeting Of tho police commission.
lie was all popped up over tho
meeting and made a little talk on
How 20 Keep Crime Down"
when no returned homo hs found
that a burglar had entered his
house. stolen his gold badge and the
baby's hank.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25

The large end tuft reaches and cleans
the backs of the back teeth and the
inside surfaces of all teeth originated
by the Pro.phy.lac-tic Tooth Brush.
Saw.tooth bristle tufts, scientifically
spaced and shaped, are arranged in a
curve to fit the profile" of the teeth
originated by the Pro.phy. lac tic
Tooth Brush.
Dependable markings on each brush,
so you may rely absolutely on getting
hard, medium, or soft bristles - origi-
natedbythe Pro. phy.lac.tic Tooth Brush.
The use of symbol to mark each
brush SO that every individual may
know his own Pro.phy-lac.tic - origi-
mated by Pro. thy.lac.tic Tooth Brush.
The hole in the handle and the hook
to hang the brush upon - originated
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
Divorce Follows
a Woman's Smile

Hot passions famed In the hearts
Of former residents o. sunny Italy
when Mu. QuiHta Orsucei smiled %
a friend Of her husbands. o. vas Tr-
vcaied IN divorce court WedueEdag
Onucd shot three times NJ his rival
a. sorinl, and then chased his wife
into a neighB0rs home with q knife,
according 10 testimony IN the case.
Tho couple reside a. flsf 18th ave,
3 vs.. Both claim the other unfit 70
have custody % the children.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
MARS Is BLAMED

NEW YORK The present proI-
unity Of tho plant Mars has been
blamed By many prominent scientists
hero Tor the extraordinary hgrTi-
canes, frequent earthquakes, great
floods and other disturbances which
are resulting IN havoc and loss Of
life thruout the world.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25

on which wrote: Good luck
Maybe that helped"
when Major Martin returned from
Alaska no went 10 Joo with Tho only
suit ho salynEed from the wreck and
Joo fixed that up 80 you never could
tell Il had been In an airpians wreck.
For the public tho flyers made hts
tory. for the air service they won
glory. FOR America they pioneered
new pathB-and for Ios sslssnirk. up
IN his shop on Seneca o.. they car.
ricd crraHea around the world.
II bet you nowhere they went we're
theru any suits better pressed and
fixed up" says Joe.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
BURIED FORTUNE
Trio In California Believes
They've Made Find

LOS ANGELES. Sept sg.--out of
Antelope Valley have come three
treasure seekers. with a story Of fabu
loua wealth buried In tho wooded re-
Eiou 20 miles northeast q here.
George Murphy foe Juugk and
Glen Foster are here FOR new suppIss
before returning 90 renew their
quests for the long lost fortune. rr.
putrd 90 be- ibr loot ~ an Aztec tenn
pie. worth now more than $4,000. 600
A up from au old proprietor
started the THO on their hunt. They
learned. they say that n band o.
Piuis Indians mahHagrel a party ~
EpauiaTds ana padres who left Mcz
leo In ist3. and that the first ryl.
dcnrc Of the treasure would be- IN the
form Of 90 or 90 skeletons. remains
Of the devoted band
Murphy. Jurlek and Foster say
they have already uncovered ~ yel
lowed human skulls and a large mum
Der N Piute arrows and HpearhrHdr
20 they believe they are on tho right
trail The exact location ~ tho sup
posed treasure cache h being Jealous
ly guarded bY the trio
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
let POSLAM
DRIVE ITCHING
ECZEMA AWAY

Poslam Is CONCENTRATED re-
lief for skin troubles Itching
smarting. burning simply can't re-
ast Il. Spread a little on tho lrri.
tated parts and you no longer have
20 scratch and dig-your inndmed
skin gets a CHANCE 10 heal. And
with Poslam on tho job, this heal.
Ing Is rapid. steady. easy. At al
druggists. Advertisement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25

by the Pro. phy.lac-tic Tooth Brush.
= The sanitary yellow box that brings
your tooth brush to you clean, UNI
touched by any hands since it left the
sanitary Pro-phy-lac.tic factory
mated by the Pro- ply ac-tic Tooth
Brush.
9 Made in America by Americans orig.
y mated by the Pro.phy-lac-t tic Tooth
Brush. Now sold in every civilized COM
munity on earth. 1t is the world stand
ard tooth brush. The whole world
knows it to be the correct brush to
clean teeth the correct way.
The three sizes are priced in the United
States: Pro.phy-lac-tic Adult, SOC; Pro.
phy.lac- tic Small, 4oc; Pro ply Tactic
Baby, 25c. Made with hard, medium or
soft bristles.
Pro-phy-lac-tic Brush Co., Florence,
h g..a Mass, u. S. A.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25

Doesn't hurt one bit. Drop n lit
tie "Freezone" on an aching corn.
Instantly that corn stops hurting.
then shortly you lift IL right Off
with fingers
Your druggist sells tiny bottle
OF "Freezone" for few cents, suf-
ficient TO remove every hard corn.
soft corn. or corn between the toes
and the foot calluses, without sore
ness or irritation. - Advertisement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
BROTHERLY LOVE
Offers Preacher Snuff and
Gets Punched for II

PORTLAND, ore, Sept. zg.--'Eav
brother" hlcr9BEhed John Anderson.
bag. ED0du4turrd logger.
Re leaned lovingly On The shoulder
~ shouting street evangelist iH ne
north end
Have a pinch n snuff
Tie luFty saver u souls EggrHtg me
can u rHsezs and yelled Justify f0r
policeman.
Result Anderson went % Ial mutt
teriuE come rather profauf thing
about a 'parEQu'a brgtarriy love"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
SACRIFICE

There was only one piece Of pic
left over from luncheon, and mother
divided Il equally between Bobbis
and Elsie. Bobblo looked NJ his Pic
and then az his mothers empty
plate.
Mama" no said earnestly. Il
can't enjoy my pie when you haven't
any. Take Elsic'H. Judge.
Irritable telephone subscribers nro
subject 10 arrest in Paris.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
snN,s NV GIRL

That a new girl you're paying at
tsntlon tor
no. dAd-just the old ono rrpaint-
ed Bulletin Sydney.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25
the curved handle

When you reach down behind any obstruction
something you tool bent toward the object you
reaching for. That why the handle of the Pro-phyac.tc
Tooth Brush curved the way 1t scientifically designed
reach behind the teeth and especially help the large end
tuft reach around the backs of the back teeth.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-25

Light Co. has co.operaisd with the
state dairy department % show the
most sanitary methods which tho Dc
partmrnt advocate
The Washington times., 1924-05-02
UNCLE. Err A
OBSERVES

r USE to be you could have
good time for a quarter.
~ Now it costs more'n thirty
cents.
Feller that keeps talkin' about
hisself all the time gifts too per-
sOnal to suit me.
! Aunt Hannah Marian says
young gals is gittin' SO foolish
she's ashamed to look at ,'em.
Never heard tell of the old
mare gittin' arrested for speedin'.
Ike Triffle, our local weather
prophet, is almost ready to per-
dict roastin' hot summer.
Some men make as much fuss
over buyin' q new hat as any
wimmen ever done.
I. amt worryin' over these
things they call calories. All
want is enough to eat.
Fire volunteers had a blaze to
attend t'other night an got their
new red shirts al mussed up.
Mother chance for the wimmen
folks to find fault.
Tillie Josh, hired gal up to the
whittles', says some folks is jeal-
Gus of her cause she's almost
into high society.
When a Teller has made his pile
sardines don't taste near SO good
as they use to.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02
Exhibit Gland
7. Treatment i'm
g-..sys-s,ss-'
London
GlandOEenP Provides Simple Method
OF Taking GlanduIar Treatment.

GlAnaOE mffOV1deS Simple Method
Of Taking GlanduIar Treatment.
A REMARKABLE treatment
"A was exhibited at. the An
uual Chemists Exhibition in
London, where it was reported,
that "the compound rejuvenated
old men in a startling manner
and that under.developed chill
dren thrive on it like whitening
plants put out in the rain"
Scientists Of international
prominence disclose that the vi
tai glands of young animals
often have a remarkable effect
in renewing vitality. toning up
the entire system, and building
nerve force.
Since the scientific discovery
Of ,Glandogen it is now a simple
matter to take glandular treat.
i1lent. Glandogen is a highly
concentrated glandular tonic
prepared in convenient tablet
form, combining the important
elements of the vital glands of
healthy young animals with
other efficacious ingredients. 1t
il prepared In two different
forms--one for men and one for
women. Glandogen is obtain.
able at Peoples is Drug Stores.
GLANDOGEN
The Washington times., 1924-05-02

When some of these Presider.
Gial candidates throw their hats
In. the ring, their halos fall off.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02
SPRING SPORTS

Mortgaging the place to get
money to have the automobile
overhauled.
Going fishing Rnd catching
nothing but a bad cold in the
head.
Playing the first golf match
and finding that you are ten
strokes behind your last years
game.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02
OPPOSITE
SEX
By MARY STEEL.

by MANI D1Ln1&
w GU can't both eat your cake
and have your figure. to.
Nature never duplicates chats
more than can be said for the
modern dressmaker.
''The Marseiiiaise" never stirred
as many men to fight a. does the
sound of "Lohengrinss" wedding
march.
A habit doesn't seem to be any
good these days unless It Is Eng.
lish tailored.
II love you" IL the most over
worked phrase in the English
language. After that comes
"Ain't dinner ready YETI"
II a housewife walked as many
miles in the kitchen as she does
on a shopping tour she would
have o nervous breakdown.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02

There is no hope for the man
who looks dignified in pajamas.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02

Uncle Jim renewing his friend
ship with the owner Of the base
ball club.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02
Boericke & Runyon Co..
Mfrs, San Francisco
obtain New life and Vigor by Taking
Howell, LYMPHINE Tablets

Restores lost nerve force. creating
new life. Improvement comes to stay
Guaranteed free from chloral, cocaine,
nIorphine or other narcotic dPugA Each
mtrkage contains 3O-days' treatment.
sold by All O'Donneli's Drag Stores and.
ntlier leading druggists.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02
How to Relieve
Neuriis
Take Eopa Neuritis Tablets.

II you want genuine, lasting relisss
from those keen, dartinS pains Of metz
ritis you must first restore the dis,
eased nerves to sound, healthy condi-
ton.
Neuritis is nerve Inflammation brought
on by colds, injuries. bruises or iDfec
tious diseases. II usually centsTs rs
attack about the shoulder or nape of
the neck, in the forearm, thigh or leg.
and sometimes in the small OF the hack
For real relief procure bottle OF
Eopa Neuritis Tablets from your drug
Gist and take two tablets before each
meal. The result wnl amaz9 you.
Never In Your life have you used any
thing like these marvellous tablets.
Eops Neuritis Tablets contain no
habit forming drugs, no narcotics. Per.
tectly harmless to every one. Price
81. 90.
Sold in Washington by the Peoples
Drug Stores and all other leading
druggists,
The Washington times., 1924-05-02

Father wishing that he had an
outdoor job instead of being q
slave confined in a dingy office.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02
SIGNS OF SPRING

Brother Egbert drawing money
from the bank to buy a ukelele.
a cane, and a dozen extra flashy
neckties.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02

Sister Susie setting up.
squawk that she needs some new
dresses.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02
ADVERTISEMENT
She Was Weak,
Thin and Nervous
How She Took on Is Pounds.
Regained Her Strength and
Lost All Nervousness
After Taking McCOy's
Cod Liver Oil
Tablets.

The greatest strength-giver and
producer of good healthy flesh is
Cod Liver Oil. It's full of vita
mines.
But it's nasty stuff-ill-smelling
and hard to take, and usually up
Sets the stomach.
8tlAnk goodness! we don't have to
take it from the bottle any more,
for now Peoples drug stores and
all druggists are selling McCoy's
Cod Liver Oil Tablets, sugar-coated
and as easy to take as candy, SO
that you can get the real Cod Liver
Oil in condensed form and get just
the same results as with the hor-
rible smelling liquid.
Men and women, weak, thin AMI
nervous, are urged to put on
weight and get back their health
and strength with these wonderful
tablets.
One woman gained Is pounds. in
five weeks and that's going fast
enough for anyone.
Only go cents for so tablets, apd
II they don't put five pounds of
flesh on any thin person in thirty
days-why, money back and no
quibbling about it, either.
McCOy's Cod Liver Oil
-, Tablets
The Washington times., 1924-05-02
Young Mothers,
Listen to this Advice
Use DR.. Pierce Remedies


Richmond, va.-"Dr. Fiercs's
Favorite Prescription Is the best
tonic and nervine for the expectant
mother to take to give her health
and strength and to keep her in
perfect physical condition. During
motherhood 1 took the 'Prescrip-
ton and it kept me up In perfect
health and strength. I did not
suffer with any distress or discom-
fort and could 90 all my own work.
had a very healthy baby and got
along fine I would advise all ex-
pectant mothers to take 'Favorite
Prescription if they wish to keep
well and strong at this trying
time. Mrs. Mary Carder, 1905
Taylor st.
Send 10c for trial pkg. to Or.
Pierce's Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02

Intuition is a quality that tells
o woman what time she should
Put off the Mah-Jong set and put
on the soup.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02
DIR. PIERCE
666

is a Prescription for 1
Colds, Grippe, Dengue
Fever, Bilious Headaches
and Malaria Fever.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02

Tillie Josh, hired gal up to the
Whites, says some folks is jeal-
Gus of her cause she's almost
into high society.
The Washington times., 1924-05-02
AT BREAKFAST

From the amount of Scotch
they are putting in hootch i'm
ported from Scotland, the natives
must think they're bottling money.
They can't say the American
husband is illiterate. He reads
his paper over breakfast every
morning, reads lecture to his
wife every evening, and reads the
titles in the movies every night.
Another Scandal.
Headline: Man Digs For
Water and Strikes Oil"
Intuition is a quality that tells
u -,
The Washington times., 1924-05-02

When a Teller has made his pile,
sardines don't taste near SO good
as they use to.