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New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
NAVAL RATIO REMAINS
 ON 5-5-3 BASIS

The prestige of the United States navy has from time to time been assailed since the arms meeting. It IS therefore gratifying to read the authoritative report made by the house subcommittee having in charge the annual naval supply bill, to the end that there is no cause for alarm, and that the crIti- clsms Of "sclf-styled experts who cannot be in a position 10 speak authoritatiyely, are not to be taken seriously.
 The famous 5-5-3 ratio in the arms conference treaty applies to capital ships and aircraft carriers Of more than 1o,o0o tons dispIace- ment. Last May the navy depart ment reported to congress that the ratio had fallen to 5-4-3, duo to i'm paired condition of boilers on some Of our older war vessels, but since tha. time this has been remodted with the exception Of on one ship, the FIoriIa, but for which the funds are in harI and the work Of renovating the boilers is under way.
 These matters have nothing in common with the elevation Of guns which has been a subject Of some discussion lately. Opinion regarding the latter seems to be divided,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
ABANDONING 1000 MILES
 OF BRANCH LINES

The astonishing proposal Of Homer Lortas chairman of ;ho executive committee Q. the Boston and Maine rdlrual to abandon 1000 miles of Hnc which u. says arc failing to bring returns. is the s'usation of the railroad worI today. Such an ex- tenajyo elimination D. railroad tracks has never been suggested in the his tory or American ratlroading,
 Mr Loriag says 45 per cent Of the lines mileage handles only 3 pr c,u, Of the traffic. and that motor nuss"s could with advantage to the public and thq railroad take over tho business in branch line ter rt.ory if these lines are permitted to be aoanlo0-t
 Motor ,raa,c is blamed; but the company is wiling 10 continue sory- ing the communities through motor hussos, auI for this purpose q sub salary motor bus company has been formed.
 Unless the losing branch lines are discontinued there is no hope Of paying a return on he railroad in- vestmont for wars to come, MT Lor- Ing says, as whatever is earned by the more paying rrodtabl" main stems of inc railroad is lost by maintaining the branch lines.
 l. IS serious proposition, and there appears to he no logical way out oG the .uftruIty except to change to mo.oI buses. The time may come in Nrw EuglanI when all branch lu. railroads will hr hut a memory auI tho motor cuarIots will be com- pltc kings of thc higENay.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
7. v. (. 4. NOTES

A Christmas day, the Nativity, by L'onora sill Ashton, will be present. d ln the Y. W. C. A hall tomorrow afternoon dt 4:oQ o'clock under thc direction of Miss Nargar.t Porter. Tho-r who VII take rart are;
 IirraG, Mss Ruth Anderson; An gel, Mss Louise Noble; virgin. Miss Helen Dixon; Joseph, Miss Kathcr- in" Nckown; shspl'rIs, Misses Ruth Larson. TtH N"rl, Helen Zysk; wise m"r, Ni>s's Mary Butler. Ruth Thaycr ant Mrs Jam.S Coch- ran.
 Mu,i. will l.. :urusAcI by spc- cia1 chorus of gIr, yol,es, Miss MaboD JIbhard ~iU be inc ac"p1n- rauiNr. Th, p0n'.r IS invited and ir accUrJau, with rh, D>uaI cus- tom, d collection nIH he taken for inc benefit of t' Guy Mission Christmas party.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
Mysteriously Wounded
 But Will Not Tell How

Montreal, Dec 20.-Elizabeth Jos. selyn, 35. of Portsmouth, N. H.. was taken to a hospital last night with a bullet wound in the breast. The woman, was discovered in a room on the second floor of a housr where she had gone to attend p meeting of the Montreal Bahai as sembly. which was being held ol the lower floor. 4 revolver with on chamber empty was found besiJ, her.
 Miss Josstlyn declined to tell hov the shooting occurred. At the hos pital hope was held out for her re, LcovorE
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
OF. CONNERN NTION IN PUBLIC ENl.

Formation Of an oil conservation hoard Ny Prradoo, c9oi.dsc IS all indlcauoo o' tbc ,r.oa o| th' ''m's regarding 'no e~s-n.la' ..rI for watching ta. ol supply 1.'n an oos'" eyc
 The uoarls business will ho not only to ensure ali adoqna'e rrser'" supply for The gononmonts as", but also to .a~ra,'y s~rpttnIz" Tho s'n- era supply v,,# view or pre"n'- ing vast. ,.' 'ae interests Of n-
 Yaa rry-.j.a, i. said to have come served.
 Tho prp~Gur l~a.| 'o .#a'' come to tho cou..uHou that 'he present o,.rsupp.y viii no co>'nue in. definitely; that in sr', oc fne dis co,orv Of naw oll poo-s ]. California within rcurt years tl. "n' is ~'r. to come when such nov Too.S may not be discovered. consumption will greatly oyorbaDance Inc 'isls' sup ply.
 In some industries oa na- taken the place of coal; but in case o' a shortage Of oil, coal can not talk" is place in many of the uses to ~h'00 if is put. The use Of oil instead c. coal therefore. although proDa'} from financial considerations under present conditions, will hsip to H'' I'D the available supply Of oil, while our supply Of coal is S''-uaily un-
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
Man Dies of Injuries
 Received in Accident

Westfield, Mass, Dec. 2o--Thomas Wood of Woronoco suffered injuries from which he died last night when u truck driven by John Caron of West Springfield crashed into Woods autom obile, on which he was working at the side of a Westfield street, pinning the victim between truck and car. Caron was held in s@5o0 bail charged with mansaush- ter, reckless driving, driving whiIn under the influence of liquor. anu with drunkenness.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
Facts and Fancies
 By ROBERT CULLEN

Prospcrou. times! Those in which we charge one another too much.
 Stlll, the happiost people arc those who are married yet instead of again,
 Some men of thirty-nyc arc such rut-ups hat one takes them to be fifty.
 A hirh town is a place where hridF" is worldly, poker wicked, and gossip orthodox
 People are queer, and ohly the rich can afford to wear jawelry from the tcn-cent store,
 LQwly origin won't keep you down. Think of the rodents that rayc become soalskin.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
CLERK KILLS EMPLOYER
Discharged Man Shoots Retail Shoe store Owner and Two Department Managers, then Kills Self.

Atlanta, Dec. 90.-Two men are dead and two others seriously wounded as the result of a shooting here yesterday in the heart of At lanta's business district. The dead are Fred s. Stewart, president of q large retail shoe company, and Ed ward 0. Riordan, discharged clcrk, who shot him.
 After wounding s. F. Turner and H. F. Maddox, two department man. agers in the store, and shooting ar Mrs. William King, an assistant manager, Riordan killed himself.
 The shooting occurred as man, Atlantans were in the aielcs Of th, store.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
Little Erncst's Essay
AtllalctiCs

Arla),tlcs keep the bud in circu- la,ion ware 1t belongs. They also improve yonr appetite, even If 1t E good enuff anyway,
 Swimming Is one of the heaIthtcst kinds Of athaletics, and also one Of tho most impossible if you don't know how. Wen you make dive without spIashlng you give your- self p,czzure but wen you come down with fcarse flop you give others pczzure.
 Gorls favorite athalctics arc play ing jacks and skipping rope, wlch as long as they think they are h. toying themselves Is proberly the samr thing as having a good time
 Sliding on the ice is fun as long as you are doing 1t of your own free will on your own slide and mol unixpcctcdly on somebody eltses,
 Baseball exercises every music ih the body. espcshhly the voice.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
CONNECTS TAKEN
 FROM ATLANTA
Being Isolated Pending DiSclOs. urS> at Prison
By Tho Associated Press.

By Tho Associated Press. %
 Atlanta, Ga, Dec. 2O-Headed by George Remus, known as King (. the Bootleggers,", five Atlanta fed eral penitentiary prisoners today were held in the little Clarke county jail. Athens, Ga. for Isolation pur- poses" pending further develop. ments in the governments investiga- ton of the United States prison.
 The six convlcts were described as being among the witnesses that testified before the federal grand jury, which yesterday returned in- dictments charging solicitation and acceptance of bribes to A. F. Spar tain and L. J. Fletcher. formerly warden and deputy warden, respec- lively. of tho prison.
 Arriving at Athens last night. the prisoners were rushed to tho Clarke county courthouse, where Sheriff Jackson checked" them in for the jail. The men dined at a restaurant before going behind the bars.
 w. II. Haar, Savannah: c. Ora ham Baugh, New York; c. c. Tooten, Savannah; Emanuel Kessler, some time referred to as "Gotham's mil lionaire bootlegger," New York, and Morris Sweotwood, also of New York, were other prisoners, besides Remus, sent 10 Athens.
 Alleging prisoners have been threatened and "other unworthy" procedure employed by government officials to obtain information in connection with the investigation, counsel for Spartan and Fletcher is sued a statement in which they sug gested higher officials should inquire into these methods and administer proper discipline.
 Fletcher, who with Spartain'is al liberty in bond awaitingtrial on Jan uary 5, expressed the opinion Remus and the other prisoners were sent 10 Athens because 1t was feared they would suffer violence at the hands of other inmates If returned to the penit2ntiary.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
25 Fears Ago To-day
From Paper Of That Date

Tho Woman's club obacr,ed @bris'nas this afternoon with pro gram modelled entirely In the Ger man fashion.
 %ow Britain lDgA lost to lIo'loGa os, a,9.'. in 10 I-. N,N lrtuu v.as nslng I527 ri -s and Uoryolz. t>99, which rreV-u: much drlhbiug. Giiohrisr. MoImnpy Wilson. Puc.. Thompson and Ih'c"nock rlaN.I.
 Hermann Schmarr announces that Monday afternoon l.. Will imprspu- ate santa Claus, statpu himsrll near inc highway anl ci}c rrrs uts 70 ail chjllrru who pass.
 Frod Mason Jum,s Wilson. Joln Johnson and W. G. Ilydc were in thc onEaE,m'nt a, san Nateo in fl, pLj.ipplncs Tuesday, where Genera I,aWion was killed.
 The II. r.. Walker ro, has order vl a now street sprinkler for nezt var Manager Edwards is having Jh" two o'I ones olcrhauied.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
DOCTRINE AND THEORY
 AND EVOLUTION

'Doctrines are beliefs rcgarl-
 ing which no verihabe evi-
 dcace IS available. w.
 change our doctrines vtry
 rarely.
 heorics are conclusions
 fascd upon considerable body
 uf accumulated evidence. -.
 We change our theories ire
 quon'1y
 "Evory man las his o"n
 doctrines and lis own th.orl s.
 Tt Is impossible for Q gi%ou
 person to layo a theory an1 q
 doctrine regarding tho same
 question simultaneously
 Thus discourses Cnnord II. rrr, professor Of botany at the uuj- ,~rslty of Io~a, jn d rcc,"t issue of ,6c Auanic. To happens 70 be an evolutionist. but takes pains to statc that 'lus theory do~s not eliminate Ge doctrine Of supreme G,iuc "ljr.c'ne these cnang's.
 The craim tha' evolution ho.Is man IS the offspring of the monkey is given as f~r4ucnt error Of anti ezru'tonists. "To tho scientist this IS only one out of an almost ia. +nro mmrrr D. cNaup's ot eIe.I- ton; aud 'urrh rmore it is q d~lnc- ton wi,t which ,Eo sctrnu~' may O. may no. asre"." h. avcrs.
 Although s~tonttsrs may duler upon 'be mo,us or,rauJi o heir theory anI Ia,e 'hetr ey,s and minds attm-d for aow acts yet they are all in agreement on rlc cono.u-gon that mon is a d's.' ndanl from Iov.r forms of ico" Farr says
 l. is possible 10 thcorize al in- ui'um upon such a matter. If new facts, or n.w surmises, change the theory, 'hrrc still remain other theories In fact, theory is comparatively casy to acquire and lust as ,asy 10 lose I'm tunda- mentap idea underlying d theory nay be harder'to lose, and nay no. change frequently; but the suppl, mcntary theories that sprout upon n.c branches of the main iIea may te as leaves, green m the spIing
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
Walnut Hill School
 Has Christmas Party

Pupils Of '".. w. mt IlI' school hold CLIis'ua4s patty Jcs,,riay afternoon at j.. .on. ou' Of tho features of ". .. ~.s a grab bag The boys and r,..- assisted hy thnr teachers, ouIoy.a -I,. 1ouoWiuc pro gram: Song "U1 "nnr All Ir Faith rul" childrCu a..ampani'd by Miss collins on the t.a-1 and Frances Pazcian on Nc t.a.IoJin: r.cna'ion, Origin of tnr1"-. -." Miss C0uns; recitation, "WFo rr I'"" I,nn Shjn- ger; song, "Sa~.a Claus" Misses Moore, Burncs. lf.."on. Co,rs and I'ox; rcciatinn "Star"E santa C7aus," Miss Moore arI three boys; song. "Tho First >u. .,' school. rocj- ,ation, "Chrisrm-- Miss rotIns, r4citatioR. "lisaE lp m, Dahy's stocking" Miss l-r>; song, "Higp in rhc Hralrns." T-s Co.rs Miss sloor,. Miss To. rocitacyr. The Rrst Gift of A Mrs ,i.tcleIi song. "Christnlas- grade VI toys and ElrlS, I' ''a -'HN busy ilttlc Maids.V Miss -ov and four girls; song. "Chrlerua~ Miss Collins: recitation. "A |" ristmss Carol" Mrs. MitchelE scrr. "Dork the IIall." school: play. "} Christmas Play Miss Collins; SOLE "WnI Tht6IEh the Olive Trees" Misses Clark. Han non. Moore NncnoL Buru's and Fox; recitation "h Christmas Carol. " Nellie Adams: pom. "ChriSlmas Poem." Miss ro .Hs, sons, silent Night" scbon. recitation, The Tree and the Carln." Sophie Smin- ia: song. "Noisy Tus~" Miss Morr: song, "HarE, the Herald Angels, % school,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
New Songs for Old

 Sing a song of Christmas, and what i, brings 10 folks, Pipes, cigars, and ash-trays 10 the man who never smokes. Steamer trunks for stay-at-homes, lamps for those who SC, Fountain pens for people who write once a year or so. A rose- pink scarf for grandma. al though Of course my dcars,a You know she'll never wear it she's been in black for years. Yes, sing a. song of Christmas for, according to our dope, It's the unexpected happens and never what we hope.
 Molly Anderson Haley.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
APPROVE WAGE CUTS

Rrockton, Mass. Dec. PA de 1sion providing an average reduc- ion Of 1n DOT cent for piece work
 md 1-2 pr cent Tor day work for u.oe cutters in thIs city was handed
 .owt today hy the state board Of nnciliation and application. Off, 'iaIs Of the Boo and Shoe Workers union served notice that the union TQuld reopen the case after Go da!s.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
HOME FOR HOLIDAYS
tongrcssmcn Merritt, Fem and
 O'Sullivan to Spend Christmas in Connecticut.
ny GEORGg II. MANNIhG,

''i bT1DiN'ID IT. alA SSlsktt.
 tNashinXtor Bureau Of x. H. Heraldl
 Washington. D. C., Dec. 20.-Threo of Connecticuts five representatives in congress will be at home for Christmas and the two others will visit relatives in other places.
 Representatives Schuyler Merritt of Stamford, F. Hart Tcnn of Hart ford and r. B. O'sulliNan of Derby did not return to the capitol after the senatorial election on Tuesday, and they will remain at home until the rcconNening of congress on b.. ccmbcr 20. Representative John 0 Tilson of New Haven will spend the holidays with his mother in Georgia and Representative and Mrs. Richard Freeman of New London will visit relatives in Buffalo, N. Y.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

Col Bingham will be governor only one day, but that will be suf- ficient for him to make some choice ppointments. Mr. Trumbull, who will succeed him, is thus relieved of some responsibility, but the mat ter ought 10 snt him thinking
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
Iht EIitor,s C.os,in shon

NcNt week - Christmas week whole raft Of greeting cards which you may send to friends in acknowledgment Of gifts - or In the sending of them
 On Monday Wild Willie's Nuh h' tide Franks will be told. Even por Traprock has a Christmas tale.
 As you figure up, tomorrow, what all those wonderful Christmas gifts cost you. why not determine to get some Of its cost back by sending in some Of the humor which IS lh the air right now?
 Let US be your Santa Claus
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
EXTRA DIVIDENDS
Iafnir Bearing Co, and Hart & Cooley Pay Specials of ! Per Cent and 10 Per Cent Respect, ely.

Regular and special dividends have been declared by the Fafnir Bearing Co. and the Hart G, Cooley Co. The former has declared the regular two per cent and a special dividend of five per cent, while tho latter will pay the regular dividend Of four per cent and a special Of 10 per cent. Last year the Hart S Cooley regular was three per cent.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
The Proof

Ho'doff: When a woman really determines 10 have something new one may as well lot her have 1t be- fore she starts crying"
 Holdout: '"But how can one tell she's really determined before she starts crying?"
 Martin Fuller.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
vANDERLIps CONDITION

Scarsdale, x. Y, Dec. 20.--The condition Of Frank A. Vanderlip for mer banker. who is il} Of typhoid fever al hts home here, today was reported as unchanged. DT. Norman Earnestly, his physician, said the rGti'uts condition was not alarm lIR
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

r is said that President Coolidge begins talking business at the breakfast table: but We bet he doesn't read rhc morning papers there - not if Mrs, Coolidge is around.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

Nurse came in and, in a tone of surprise, exclaimed: "Dottie. don't you know that it Is a sin to do any work on the Sabbath"
 But Dorothea calmly replied: Well. nursie, don't you suppose the good Lord knows that this iron isn't hot?"
 Mrs. l.. J. Simon.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
CouId Have His Choice

Shcba (after refusing him for the third time): Please don't ask me again. I wouldn't marry you if you were worth million dollars" Walter: Don't worry In that case I'd never ask you."
 J. T. o OBrien.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
Eir~t AId

Eugene (about to propose): Miss CT - there has been something on my lips for these last few weeks CT -"
 Nancy (misfaking his meaningl: Well, shave it off
 --Watcr l.. Aaams
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

That s763,1SO522 that Congress needs in the supply bill indicates that there is plenty of room left for economy
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

Member Audit Bureau Of Circulation, IEe A. B, C., Is a uHtOnal organization which furnishes newspapers and adyer- tlsers with ttrictly honest analysts Of circulation. Our circulation statistics ase based upon this audit. The lnsu' es protection against fraud in newspaper stTibution figures to both national and local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
1 Ereeze-Out,

Whalcn; How did old Million bucks freeze you out?" Salem; with cold cash
 Elaine C. Bigler.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

The only profitable advertising medium in the CHy. Coronation books and press Goom always open 'o advertisers
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
Rmf He Did

Bennett: "You couldn't give me a dollar, conId you?' Rogers. How did you guess I?'
 --IIolga Petersen.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
The Robbed Hair JlaDDcr

Ethel: "She felt badly the way he cut her"
 Marion "Snob, eh?" Ethel: No, barber"
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

Another cold snap Is reported due. This is about the tenth that figured in the weather forecasts; the other nine failed to mo''rlalize.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

The Herald Is on sale dauy In New York al Hotalugs News Stand, Times Square; Schultz News stand. Entrance Grand Central 42ud street.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
Observations On The Weather

Washington, Dec. :0.-Forecast for Southern New England; Cen erraUy fair and much colder tonight, Sunday fair and colder, strong northwest winds.
 Forecast for Eastern New York. Generally fair tonight and Sunday; much colder tonight; strong north west winds.
 Conditions: 4 long ridge Of high pressure from Montana south- eastward 70 Tcnurssc", It is pro- ducing pIrasant weather with very low t.mp,raturr between the Rocky Mountains and the Mississippi river Zero t mWra,uros cNtcnd as far south as Oklahoma and as far east as IlinoIs. Freezing temperatures extend % southern Texas Snow hurrits were reported this morning from tu. 'ast,ru portion Of the Lakc r'gIou aud New England.
 Conditous favor for this vicinity unse'ti'l weather followed by fair and colder.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
She Takes Her Cigarette Tip from
 Him

To smoke or not to smoke '-- that is the question that often confronts young lady when she wants 10 make an impression on a young man.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
Tho Card Meant

I'm sending you this little case.
 For every blessed minute All you think about s your face:
 So keep your war-paint in it,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

Cross word arguments are said 10 he common. Case Of minds getting crossed.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
Faith

Little Dorothca, just four. was ln Eor nursery one Sunday afternoon ironing her doliy's clothes.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
Member Of the Associated pres.

WIFTHWVT VT ETTV NaHVNEHFEW ETVHF The Associated Press ts exclusively en- titled to the use for re-publcatlon Of al news credited 10 u 9f not otherwise credited 'u trIs paper and also local news published herein.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

WasJJ-ctou Dee. 2o,-WcaLer outlook for the week beginning Monday
 Nor'h and Middle Atlantic States: Cold practice " entire week, mostly lair indicated, although some prob ability Of snow about middle Of tho week.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

Business Untcs .,,.., g95 Editorial Rooms .,,... 9g6
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

I'm sending you this little case
 With loads of good cheer in 1t, I'd like to see you face to face
 And wish you that this minute.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

And now fin conference" may mean he is trying to think of scycn-lcttor word ending in "z."
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
The Card Meant

Here's powder and a powder puff So you'll not need to borrow
 mine, For goodness sake, daub on enough So that your nose won't always
 shine.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

Tn world of turmoil the most annoying sign of the times is a de- tour sign
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

TL" world has fewer droamcrS now, and Il is assumed they tried t in tho midst of traffic,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

The trouble about fighting for ones rights IS that more rights ap- pear as one becomes q better fight CT.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

SUBSCRIPTION RATES iS.0O a Year.
 $500 Thfes MOnth,
 5c . Month
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

Tho strange part is that husbands who lose their memories and wan der away take all the cash.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

With all Of his ingenuity, the only thing man has made 10 func- iion like porcupine is a wind. shield,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING coap--NY

issued Daily Sunday EIccptedl Al Herald Bids e1 Church Street
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

In thi, great free country almost everybody can climb high enough 10 call somebody else d moron or a yokcl,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
rLLEpuUNE CALLs

Entered at the Post Orles al New Britain
 as Second G.ass Nal Matter,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

The Card Meant Please hang them on your Christ mas tree, They're really just the same as new, Last year they proved too small for me. They ought to be just right for you
  With powder puff bag
 The Card sent Here's powder and a powder puff To wish you Merry Christmas" Though The gift itself is small enough It brings lot of cheer, you know.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

Most of the things We long for might be ours if we had the nerve 10 ask for them.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

Now i" you had bought all your coal at one. your regular winter cussinE would be done.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20
 711l.2SA!!!Qb .2A
 MAXSON E0yIfaLL JlQuI
MxS0N hxKAu Jtuus
Suggested Gift Card Sentiments

Suggested Gift Card Sentiments
  With the gift Of boudolr slippers
 
 The Card Sent Please hang them on your Christi mas tree These boudoir slippers white and blue, And when you wear them think of me And the good things wish you, too.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

There's one born every minute, You can recognize him by his con- Hiction that he can beat Wall street
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

You can get vaccinatcd against almost every hing except grass willow who has designs on you.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

Many a poor man dies and leaves his tamiOy a ear that isn't rc- spcctablo enough to attend the funeral in.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-20

Take a correspondence course. Then when you're success you won't he nagRcd at for funds to bul'I q stadium. Qrotoctcd by Associated Editors,
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