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Evening star., 1924-04-21

! EYEGLASSES-In soft leather ease, 14th
| street between and Eve. Apt. IS, the Cham
LII. r.
Evening star., 1924-04-21
McGINNISS,

McGINNISS. Saturday. April 70. 1924, at
Providence Hospital, WILLIAM s., beloved
husband of the late Jennie Tilley McGinniss.
Services will be held at ZurhOrst's funeral
parlors, 301 East Capitol St. Tuesday.
Aprii ~, at ) pm. lnterment in Cleveland,
Evening star., 1924-04-21

EARRING-Jade and gold. Return to 127
Randolph place NV. North 424s. Reward.
Evening star., 1924-04-21

.EYEGLASSES-on Sunday. near 18th and
Irving. Phone Columbia 4909W. Apt. 105.
fbe parker
Evening star., 1924-04-21

THOMAS WISE. r. ". NJ
SAMUEL. L. JONES, secretary.
GREEN. Sunday. April 20. 1924 at 1880
am, at her residence. 1902 l. st. NV.
PRISCILLA GREEN. Funeral from W. w.
Chambers, 1Ith and Chaplin sts. NV. at
$50 pm. on Tuesday, April 30. Interment
al Oak Hill cemetery. Relatives AMI friends
invited
Evening star., 1924-04-21

| FUR NECkPIECE-Wil party who called
| Franklin 3030 call after pm. this evening.
Evening star., 1924-04-21

FOxHOUND-M Male tan. nth ne: belongs
to A little lame girl. Reward for return
inform tion leading 10 recovery. 2V7 18th ne.
T;nc Ss.sa 2os
Evening star., 1924-04-21

HARDIE. Saturday, April IL 1924. nj hs
residence. 1921 North Capitol St PHILLIP
f.. beloved son Of Mr.. and Mrs John r.
Hardie. in the 2.;d year Of his age. Flu.
neral from st. Martins Church. North Capt
tol and sts.. wher" will he said.
Tuesday. April -. at am. Relatives and
friends invited. Intrrm"rt az Fort Lincoln
cpmprerv 81
Evening star., 1924-04-21

MILLER Friday. April Is. 1924. at 6 an.
at his residence. 1861 Park road n.S., NEIL
SON TWEED MILLER. husband of Marion
fnee HendeyJ. Funeral from his late resi-
dence, Monday, April 81. at pm. Friends
and relatives invited. Interment private
Evening star., 1924-04-21

Saturday. April 10. 1924. FRED
ERICk s, beloved son OF the late Frederick
undertaking pariors of James r Ryan, 81
Ia. ave- sc. Tue siay. April -. al = nm.
Evening star., 1924-04-21

KRoPP. Sunday. April 20. 1924. at her
residence, 1851 10th ST. NV. ANNIE
LACEY. widow Of Charles \. kropp. Fu-
neral services will be held al her late
residence on Tuesday. April D. at l.
o'clock noon. Interment Kingston. Pa.
Evening star., 1924-04-21
That cloudy coat is film
Knox Hats, 81
Sfetson Shoes, $40

Dental science has now found two ways to fight
that film. One disintegrates the film at all stages
Evening star., 1924-04-21

GRAY. Officers and members of Joppa Lodge
No. 4, F. A 4. NJ. are requested To meet
at Masonic Temple Monday evening
o'clock, TO make arrangements for the fu-
neral of our brother. JOHN Il. GRAY Flu
neral from Zion Baptist Church. + It. be-
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THE PRINCES VISIT
1.-THE Inlependent)

4 ZIG independently
The prince of Wales has come
and gone, leaving a wilderness of
gray fedoras in his wake and al
most as many gray hairs among
the socially aspirant who enter
tanned or sought to entertain, his
royal highness. Thrilled as the
sovereign people of these states
may have been by occasional
2linpses Of tie prince. and cheer
d IS Il may have been by reto-
graynrcd impressions of royalty
attacking his morning eggs, let it
not forget that closer contacts
were not without their complica-
tons to plutocrats not Injured to
boarding princes. Yet the Long
Island set lived up to it's RESPONSE
bilities nobly and perhaps even
enjoyed them.
What Magnus Johnson's consti-
tuents-or, for that matter, any
bloc of -plutocratic Americans
think of Long Islands social
frenzy over this unofficial visit OF
royalty may perhaps be better
imagined than written. We are a
hospitable people, a sensation
loving people, and rather fond of
titles as long as they mean moth
ing in particular. But, in spite OF
all these predictions toward
Hrirce-praising, the princes visit
wearied many of us toward the
end and has fortified our belief
that monarchy, while an interest
ing survival. offers nothing to the
future of troubled man.
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SITTING ON A SAFETY VALVE
BY Albert Apple

It is far better for Red to speak from soapbox on
the street corner than to denounce the secretly
some cellar where he does not have the safety valve Of
the open air and evolves destructive schemes.
This is the belief of Dr. J. Mcconnell Methodist bishop
of Pittsburgh.
When Tom Johnson of far and sane vision was MAYOR of
Cleveland ne had the idea In his local public square
ne erected large speech stone from which anybody
at hour could rise and say anything he wanted to- within
bounds OF decency, without interference from police
Tom considered that stone safety valve It worked to
perfection. Came the Police dragged down speaker
agtating against the draft This shut off the safety valve
riot followed
The quickest for entrenched power and special .
privilege to breed it's destruction to tie down the
safety vave-attempt to strangle free speech
Oratory the natural outlet safety valve of the aver
age socaed agitator Confne that energy without it's
natural outlet, and there's danger of explosion.
No democratic country have revolution as long as
free speech and free not erered with Change
may come, but peaceably.
The channels of discomfort must be kept open urges
Bishop Mcconnell It may starte the conservative and rich
but Reds theoretically against free speech In
this
Cunning revoluonists know that free speech is safety
valve They know that discomfort becomes explosive when
deprived of expression.
They further know, all that the average "radcal wants
to do is talk Sometimes this desire assault oratorcay is
a mania.
They have their say talk themselves hoarse Then
exhausted at least with the bulk of their agatng
sstance vented they quietly home up another
spouting.
Let the boys talk and they won't start fires Meantime
sane orators and sane newspapers-mparta fareeing-
Free speech and free press the safety valves of de-
mocracy. - w
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:: The Tdngle ::

to her feet and gently said
"Come."
Then, Ruth, the floodgates broke.
My mother, who had been so calm,
became woman imbued with mar
Vicious will, railing at fate.
Leslie, Leslie, there is my whole
thought" she said turning to the
still form Of my father. "There is
my whole love, and it is gone out
of my life. / cannot, bear it,"
Gently we took hsnpstairs and
/ watched her fall ffft6 "a troubled
sleep, after had given her a quiet
ing potion.
When John came up he found me
in paroxysm of tears. 1t was only
then l realized my own great loss.
John came to me and took me in
his arms and comforted me. Just
the feel of his arms about me, Ruth,
did give me comfort. l knew that
all that which had gone before was
nothing, and there was only between
us our great love. understand
what you meant when you wrote
ME not to separate from my hus-
band and face the loneliness of life
without him, unless all love had
fled.
ooh, john" said, twill this ever
come to me? Can't you see mother
and dad starting out as you and
are starting out? Can't you imagine
al! the great experiences they have
passed through? Can you realize
how the mad, glad passion of youth
at last Gained down into beautiful
companionship that made them seem
one indeed?
"Now that they had grown alike
in thought, speech, and views, and
just as they had now become one,
a part of this blessed whole is left
here, forsaken and alone, in a DESC
late, aching void, while the other,
with volition, has gone into the
Great Beyond-into that mysterious
eternal finality which takes toll of
us all, one by one"
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.)
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MINISTER'S AND MONEY
(Ann Arbor Times News.)

(Ann ATDOr lines NeWS.)
Rev. NJ. S. Rice Ct the Detroit
Metropolitan Methodist church adj
vises ministers at the state confer
ence of his denomination to "be
broke" if they wish to succeed in
theology.
"There is no financial reward in
the ministry" says Mr.. Rice. "It's
a costly thing we're in" He adds,
81 believe l could get rich in bust
ness. l know lot of fools in my
town who are millionaires. The
only real qualification l have for
the ministry is that l am busted"
There is no doubling the logic
Of his theory. A minister is
philosopher, and man without
worldly goods is better qualified
than one who is burdened with
them to judge the world and to
counsel and console it's inhabitants.
However, a little money now and
then is relished by the best of men,
and we have an idea that our theo-
logians would not lose their i'm
mortal souls if they came into per-
sonal contact with some ready cash.
Mr.. Rice is, beyond doubt,
philosopher, because he takes his
"bustedness" philosophically, makes
the best Of it. But it's a queer
world that pays ball players at
tractive sums to furnish amuse-
ment and ministers a bare living
wage for religion.
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ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
TWEEkANOSE PROMISES TO BE
GOOD
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

GOOD
, When the sword-fish poked his
sharp nose into the bag of sleepy
| sand and spilled it all over the
ocean, Tweekanose laughed and
laughed.
"Ha, ha, ha! Ho, no, ho!" he
chuckled. you've caught me but it
won't do you any good. The sleepy
sand is gone"
! ooh, goodness! That doesn't mat
ter" exclaimed Nancy. 1--WE know
a charm"
Eyes, l know" said Tweekanose,
"but your old charm won't do you
any good, either. Suppose you do
gather up the magic sand. You
haven't a thing to put it into. The
bag is all torn. There's a great big
hole in it,"
That's easy to fix!" said Nancy.
eve know another charm"
"Say what are you talking about ~
whispered the Sand Man uneasily.
eve don't know any charm that will
mend holes"
"Of course we do" said Nancy.
"The one Davy Jones taught US.
Don't you remember"
, She picked up the torn bag and
gathered the edges of the hole to-
gether and said: :.
link, wink,
| Hole, ponder and think!
! Down under the water,
It's right you should shrink"
And instantly the hole shrank and
shrank until there wasn't any hole
left at all and the bag was as good
as new.
Even Tweekanose was SO aston
ished that he had to say, "Well, the
very ideal"
Suddenly the Sand Man said, "Im-
my Jiminy!"
That was the other charm that the
Green Wizard had taught them.
Instantly all the magic sand sep
Grated itself from the rest of the
sand on the bottom Of the ocean and
J jumped into the bag and then the
bag flew to the Sand Mans should
err.
There is nothing more to be done
now" said the Sand Man, $50 well
be getting along, Twins. It's long
past moon-up on the earth and I'm
sure all the mothers think I've gone
to sleep for twenty years like Rip
Van Wrinkle. But better late than
never, say y"
81 will keep Tweekanose here with
! me-" said Captain Pennywinkle. "I'm
sort of policeman anyway"
"And will you please tell all the
electric-light fishes and the Holsters
and the whales and the squids how
very much obliged we are for trying
to help u.s." said Nancy, who never
forgot her manners.
"Deed n will" nodded Captain
Pennywinkle.
"Please, sir, if you'll let me CO."
begged Tweekanose, lspromise to
be good. I'll never tweek another
baby's nose, and I'll never try to
steal the sleepy sand again, and I'll
promise not to sit on the chimneys
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New York, Oct. 17.-Just about
the most sophisticated thing in this
sophisticated town is black cat.
1t sleeps on the sidewalk on Forty
second street, 100 feet from Times
Square.
Thousands throng by on their way
to the theatre. Rags and satins. The
beautiful and damned and the ugly
and blessed. Rich man and poor
man.
Many stop to stroke the cats head.
1t pays no attention. 1t is neither
resentful nor responsive. 1t is a
picture of complete indifference to
the milling multitude that reflects
all the drama Of humanity:
What does such cat think about :?
Rundown characters with rundown
heels?
Ten-cent shines on 81 shoes?
Fourteen-dollar shoes on worth
less bodies? .....s..
Unshapely ankles flashily dis
played?
Neat ankles almost hidden?
Ugliest women with most conspic-
uous clothes?
Most accomplished men with I'M
pressed trousers?
Eagerness, freedom, love of life
in one step?
Detection, hopelessness in an
other?
You wouldn't have to look any
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LETTER FROM LESLIE PRES
COTT TO RUTH BURKE,
CONTINtyED

Dad raised his eyelids.~ slowly, as
if they were too weary to open, but
into his face there came a look of
infinite sweetness as he saw my
mother looking pitifully old and
grief-stricken, coming through the
door.
She went over to his bed and knclt
there. l could see she was almost
at the end of her strength.
Alice" he said. "You see I am
very selfish. l could not have let
you go first, so l am letting you re-
main to bear the burden of loneli-
ness that l know will be yours. |
think perhaps l have only held to
life for the last week because |
wanted to see John. l wanted to
know that he would take up the
sacred duty / had given over to him.
"Be son to her, John, for the
little time she is with you. do
not think it will be for long" and
his eyes rested fondly on the bowed
head Of mother.
"No, dear, it will not be long-oh,
l hope it will not be long. l could
not bear to have it long," she MUIR
INJURED.
Everything fhas been settled,
Alice. Leslie and John will carry
out any of your wishes. could
have wished that Alice and Karl had
been here that l might bid them
goodby, but it is just as we'll. 1t is
very inconsiderate to be long
while dying"
Mothers face crept up toward dad.
She seemed to be taking from his
fast glazing eyes CLEAN Of love
that was for her.
Then with sigh, his cyelids
dropped, and on his face slowly set
tied the peace that passeth all un-
Outstanding.
So gently it came that even
mother did not know until John,
with his arms around her, raised her
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higher than this doing cat looks
to thrill to the comedy and the
tragedy that goes tramping, swirl
ing by the craziest, busiest, bright
est corner in this country.
Yes, and many men crowd this cor
ner to look no higher than the the
cat looks. But most of them miss
the drama.
His clothes are dirty. His hands
are dirty. His work is dirty. He
lived down in Cherry street, where
there is much dirt and darkness,
and rents are cheap. There he could
afford to have an apartment" of
two rooms-with running water in
the hallway.
He owned a secondhand phono-
graph and second hand violin and
secondhand furniture.
When he returned from work the
other day his apartment was empty.
Somebody had stolen all of his sec
ond-hand belongings.
"Well, I'm glad l didn't buy that
secondhand piano the other day."
he said when he saw his empty
rooms.
P. She has rented furnished
room farther uptown. He bought
a new, cheap violin. He carries it
to work with him every morning.
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MOTOR NEEDS FUEL

About this time O year there usually appear number
'donts advising how to regulate personal habits
that may survive the Good advice too, they
usually and heard of any being harmed
through complying with them. But there usually is
them that know just how to take Don't
overeat' it advises and feel certain that have
done Usually confine hot weather meals
to snacks like ham and cabbage with couple of poa
toes side dish of vegetable like peas several of
bread and butter salad pie and cheese and ice and
beaker of milk. We comfortably, perhaps but
for overeatng have desire in that direction. We
believe in moderation.
Seriously, that is about the way the average person
dimes He will have about that of food at the
inr meal at home He will he likes to have full meal
day and that he get along nicely that but he forges
about the fact that he probably has eaten quantity of
od almost large if not equally midday The puz-
znr part of it is that the hearty usually are the
hoathiest
The is that good food the best medicine and
that the right kind proper quantities just essential
II the time the intermediate to keep the
human engine in operation it is in the winter 1mmod-
crate eating often makes people ill and also know that
cannot eat everything The only question is
what does dont overea mean? Probably different things
to different individuals but from obser
walton, does it that healthy woman should
sarve in order to avoid danger Of being by the
heat.
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BUYING CLOTHES

man selects blue necktie for the that
he orders chocolate Soda 1t is the first thing that
into his mind He usually walks with the second hat
the salesman shows him. and he easily be argued
pair of shoes that don't fit and that he doesn't really want
But does woman act like that? Well just ask the
girl at the soda fountain the in the gents
furnishing store about their customers.
Women pick out things for their folk with taste
and determinations that u.s. everything except cigars No
women has any license to buy cigars for any unless he
has hitherto specified the brand But in the clothing line
they know what they doing.
1t would surprise you to know how many in this
town make the purchases for their husbands and grown
bespeaks pride that all concerned justly may be thank
full for and there nothing it to make the ashamed
He will be better dressed for it.
True, in while meets some old crocodile who
has always been slouchy and when he first appears
neat and natty outfit that his wife picked out
prised, and laugh But would his own selection have
been better? Remember the derby hat What an outrage
upon intelligence it Now they say derbies
ing to fashion. Women have than men, They
won't allow general return of the hat we are sure
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FABLES ON HEALTH
DESTROY FEAR

Don't do this and don't do that"
were admonitions of the mothers of
as we'll as of any other
part of the world.
1t is quite natural that a mother
should warn child against various
dangers, but to put definite fear into
the heart of the child is something
quite different.
The proper procedure is to explain
carefully the conditions of thing
which child needs to fear-whether
it be automobiles or disease. And it
should be sense of caution rather
than of fear that is implanted.
The Offices of nerve specialists are
crowded with cases of "fear neu-
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and steal the dreams the Dream
Maker Man drons down"

and steal the dreams the Dream
Maker Man drops down."
"What shall l do, Mister Sand
Man," asked Captain Pennywinkle.
"What shall he do, Twins ?" asked
the Sand Man.
LET him co." said Nancy. 81
know he's going to be good"
So Captain Pennywinkle let the
bad little gnome go, and the last they
saw of him, he was riding off on
star fish.
"Good-bye, Cap'n," said the Sand
Man.
"Good-bye!" said the Twins.
And they swan up to the top of
the ocean and waded out on the
shore.
(To Be Continued)
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rosis." These are people. with name
less fears and when their minds
are trailed back to childhood it is
frequently found that nameless fears
were implanted in them for years.
Tesching of caution is instructive.
1t is to be found in the lower ami
mails, but the parent should be most
careful not to confuse it with fear.
For fears are terrible things and
lead to depression and general un-
fitness for enjoyment.
Don't brighten the children with
threats Of, the bogey-man. \
Don't brighten them with fears
and threats.
Instruct them, and there will be
no need for threats and fears.
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(|0lll5iinl5
], Says !.

One sign of winter is when the
frost is on the pumpkin and the
shock in is the corn price.
Many man reads auto adver.
tisements when he should be read
ing shoe advertisements.
A wife is great comfort during
all those troubles which bachelor
never has.
One thing wrong with our homes
is too many couples think pair
beats full house.
Efficiency means doing two things
at once because you are too lazy
to do them one at a time.
One nice thing about having enc
mics is you can blame things on
them instead of on yourself.
Just when women were doing
nicely in politics someone springs
the report that it makes them fat.
Business hint: Many coal dealers
are interested in cash register and
adding machines.
The bathing beauties have left the
magazine covers. They are busy
posing for 1925 calendars.
Skirts are getting short again be-
cause some women had no show
with them long.
Time these politicians get through
talking about it our constitution
certainly will be run down.
These melancholy days certainly
are fine.
Careful estimates show the energy
used in many presidential speeches
would pump up nine balloons.
Only nice, cool, quiet smoke will
quiet that restless feeling which
men who don't smoke don't have.
If business men talked the way
they spell there would be very
serious shortage of interpreters.
The secret of success is always
kent a secret.
1t is easy for skinny people to be
modest.
Living is always worth twice what
it costs.
Just to be the first we wish you a
merry Christmas.
Cold feet often carry 4 hot head
away from trouble.
Misery may love company, but
company doesn't love misery.
Crops are fairly good, but few
farmers raised any mortgages.
The masses will be elevated when
Henry Ford makes airplanes.
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.S
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Many Changes
In Social
Standings

London, Oct. 1.-Two personals
appearing in the London Times tell
their own story. The first. which
reflects the social and economic
changes wrought by the war, fol-
lows: ,
"Peer wants work; under 40; ener-
getic, resourceful; horses, motors.
literature; served in Royal Air
Force"
The other shows the die hard
spirit, the spirit that's out to main
tain the old social standards at all
hazards. Here it is:
"There is now a vacancy (first
class) for Lady Inebriate in Home at
=. Apply ETC."
The plain inference of this laconic
message is, that at this particular
home there is no welcome for a fe-
male inebriate who 10 not lady.
READ TRIBUNE WANT ADDS.
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INVITATIONS TO RIDE

No one drives auto long the public roads before
becoming familiar with the waysde traveller who
ride Sometimes in the evening such pedestrians will dis
concert one on lonely roads by making arresng gesture
Besging ride is becoming quite Very often the
the appeal Men with good are often
IN doubt as to whether they should accept these
and there are several reasons why it to be careful
who spring from the dark into the glare of the headlights
and motion for ride Often the action closely resembles
hold and such should receive consideration The
night is no time to make such requests
1t should be remembered that taking passengers is
risk business If the guest injured he may the owner
of the for damages Then again there thugs
ing the highways who from the comfortable back find it
easy to hold driver The accommodating atost may
feel cold steel under his while his hand wheel
Granting free rides to unknown wayfarers should be
fined to broad daylight and we'll Travelled roads.
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Editorial Review

Comments reproduced IN this
the opinion Of The Tribune. They
are presented here in order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important issues which are
being discussed IN the press OF
the day
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NOT so WILD!

Jules Verne, if alive could write fascinating and not
improbable book about future shipping freight and
by radiosome process of sntegratng matter
reassembling it in its original form at the faro receiving
station.
That sound wild? Not any than radio music,
radio speeches. radio movies and radio vision would have
seemed when Grover Cleveland was in the White House.