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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23

vdrio Como vidrio de placar espeo Para
oroncea e. MERE go0 dc grabar obre
acero otros muchos scretos ugestlones mas
sFensables para los mscanicos ~ ssreess,a
PAETE o.-E -EspEo1AL1DADEs DE AuToMoviIEs
Como cambiar llanta cato Para bate,
lr vSvulas Adfezos toido Lustres yIdraos
para mea sffg euePo Al aq M
Cento caucho cemento yulcanlza solo Ce1ne
ar Ia caa Esmaltc negro aganse pocos deestos
culos vdase que faemehte venden los duehos de
tomoye motoeicletas, bieieletas etc
pAErE 1o-1M1rAc1oNEs DE oRo PLATA PLATING
PIEDRAs PREcIosAs
m a. aama a r d ar a pe % to-
tstas corales. Pedra de Pasta de diamanes. ETC. @
rARTE Ill -TABR1cAcIoN DE cosAs urILEs
PRAcTICAs
Todos artfcuos pueden venderse facilnente
busp precio cnturones salvavdas armol artificial como
adas. para Porarrelo Alimeno Menus para
es cmurones eectricos Povos para patear Bar6netro
qumico Te'a magca de alambre para moscas ETC.
FARTE 12.-PREPARAcIoNEss PoLvos, PERFUMES,
ETC PARA TocADoR.
Todos compran estas pfepaEaciones Aqua Dc cOogpia
francesa ingiesa Perfumea hqudos todas cases Pol
para perfnmador Jabones. para
dleneS @ Pesss para g pie ee % sfa los aos para
PARTE 13e4TINTUHAS PARA Ell CABELLo CHAMPUS
LocroNEs ETcs
Aquf reeetas enienaer Formulas pa
q pelo Champdes cabelTo. pa
el peo llquida Ia enchinar el
pelo Remedies Pvitar Ia afda del pelo para guitar ell
pelo snperfdo Fluido para hias e bgotes Etc. etc.
EARTE l4.-REMEp1os Z MEDrc1NAs
Contiene 70 dferentes formulas para ghaeer remedies
medicines. TdFsfhaff para sAndeFse.
para NerviosIdad
TrtafnNdea Exfrehfmfehto Para cufar del
cer. Elixir ae Ia vida Door de ofdos.
ros Para Ia vista Jaapca rhra extraAr aofdr
Caarrds Hemorragias os. po Dolores sgargAnta Hes
rdas Fpeas RmguefAs C0hiezJn. Afahos labos rados
Pie artifcai Etc. etc ssats eaia shi 81 y
PAR1E 5aAPREvENuIoN DE ACADEMIES 81
Y PRIMERA AYUDA
GO formulas evitar academies primera ayuda
de elos. Ea eontiene
titles valor cuaquie circunstancia
famias cufdadoamente pare
les ahorrara gran ndnero dhcultades peigros v
les dara compeas nstrucci6neseen easo de accdantes.
PARTE le.-sUGEsTIoNEs GENERATES PARA La sALUD
contiene 33 sugestiones pernaneeer sano
ValoSas informacone fodos sugestibnes para
giene personal Manera de preserysr neiorar
FARTE 17-REvELAcIoN DE LOS sEcREros DE LA
n r,-Tr xr-za
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23
.pARTE se-Exros1o1oN DE Los sEcREros DEL
ARTE NEGRO

Aquf dan lusiones 6fass grandes suertes ms
uccone compeas para haeera Est parte soa vale dez
vaor de todo ell libro Mistero del bad Dana
eleya aire Decdor mstico Ia comuni-
caci6n Dobe Vista larga distanca
despedazar panneo hacero Ma
esprta que desaparece. Mis-
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23
pARTE 24.-PARA L1MP1AR PUL1R

De gran valor para las personals que nque
case raba Manera de guitar manchas de odas ca
Para mpiar ioyas muebles pinturas yidros,
paredes impr aceitar reloes Iimpar
Etc.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23

4slSfgarin;i. Ilapiz para soldar ia
rahe de SAMSON Curtidura sin corte.
zas o astringentes qufmicos. Hielo
4iquido. Isechada que no Sc cae.
sEscupefuego Piedras de affair
Cte arena .conlliif. NetaS s6lidas de
nianteea, TmitAci6n de leche. Pa
pei maglco.S Eorradores. Secantes.
Aderezos de calzado. Betunes. ia
bones, para 3metales S1mitaci6n de
vidrio.z Lustres Para los insectos
Con,puesto nara Ia niebla, para la
ara extinguir lin sirfcendto. P6lvoras.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23
rARrE s8.-suERTEs rNposrAN1cAs

Todas grandes ueres orientAles de los docores
la India cada suerte explca establishments
quedard sorprendido al todas las
heer despues er su conocimiento de
hara buscada odas las
personas.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23
MANERA DE oRpENAR

sdrtidosde sElgfss> mny lmado sis
usted desea obfener ejenpar tgue orar
tamente Ponga hnnbfe direction cnp6nay
10 hoy msmo No dueda usted otsado nihgdna
81 no e gnsa e ibo cree que no es exactamen 10
dgale al administrator 10 devueva.
agrada el correo de $3.50 ell bro
Hemos hecho personas que ineresadas
aste bro puedan examinarlo
pagarlo esperanos que aproveche
dinaria oportunfdad
MANDE EI pEDtDo HOY h1sMo Nuestra exstenca
mitada usted NADIA pierde
ANTEs PAGARLo
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23

terio del reloj do
blado. Para hacer
que los. 'espfritus'
toduen ell violin.
Anillos de espec-
tros. Production de
huevos de un pa
nuelo vacio. Lec-
tura del pensamien
to. Para zanzibar
un naipe a Is vez
de mandado. FL te-
hacer Que un has-
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23

cada asta vaos miles de Es hecho bien
cohocfdo formula comprada centa
a sdo Ia base de muchas forunas Este hro conene
eentos de formulas
yenden separadame desde hasta
yarios cientos de d6ae una nuyendose
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23

Mas de 100 sugestiones ayudas para Ia casa Yelas
Pinuras para paredes hdmedas
Preseraci6n de aombras para las estufs Cut
ddo de las alejar la poIa Para
Cudado de 1amparas Eco
jab6n ell hielo Hunedad.
tmuchas sugestone consejos - ~ -
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23


aetuadad libro ayndara mas dinero
differences puede fcar toda case de afticu
los venderlos pfapio Aparte de las for
muas, planes halara hbro secreos de
de eabala de Tn hbro este signih
mlares. de d6mey los
hbr0 Nfaciara.
continua agradabe sorpresa para I'd
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23

pAR9E ss.-MAe1A ANTIGUA Z MoDERNA

-Aqat "S@Stf"Sf' ~, i[sNe wv
Son Que hacen faclmente lee ESfA
sa las parties mas notables de este gran
Suerte huevo Ell anillo. boela magica El
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23

pARTE s4.-MAe1A p1RorEcN1cA

Suertes magcas ell fuego. Cadenas de fuego. F6s
foros iaponeses Relampagos fundr
moneda eascara de Como encender amparas
hielo Pntura brian Platano ardente
lumbre. Para encender vela un de
telas de uego. Chspas vela
eomestibes Para fundir plomo papeI
dir tan sfacimente ell plomo. Etc.
s PARTE s5.-MARAvILLAs, sEcRETos NIsTERIos
tosas maraviosas misteriosas. Pape
a Cuadros magcos cuadros cambiantes Espeos magcos
Correspondence invisible Hero que vuelve plata
magico. Metamorfosis
anado c0erda magca. secretos misteros
sumamente originates.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23

G1 tablas todas cases pesos meaidas. Aturas
Pesos Durezas los meales pedras Ndmefos nterese
coalardeones caleulos. Nudos milas. Etc, etc.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23
rARrE 2e-pEsos Y MED1DAs


61 abas de odas classes de pesos meaidas Alturas.
Pesos Durezas de los mea'es piedras Ndmefos Inereses
coinilardeionrs. Caleulos. Nudos mias. Etc, etc
sPARTE. s774cosAs D1GNAs DE sABER
dehea saberse novedad valor edhcavo. Estas
par son ue practicas constnyen 81 misnnas
yaloeass adncaeion.
FARTE 2sAsEcRETos Antiques DEscUBR1MIENTos
MoDERNos
Feta parte mas de ,antiguos
epbrmentoS Manera de vvr tempo.
do pintar AS Para escrbir Ia
tar IA Como toger animaes vivos Generos prneba de
fne~o Luz pozos csernas. Jmitac6n
pera oros muehos secretos nteresantes lncratiyos
FARTE 29.-REcETAs PARA P1NToREs
ene aigo pintar leerse pri,nern ea par
t. Ser de ayuda Regas pntar Pinnras Lecha
9as Prfrras de acete Manera de me2ear Sugestiones
dorar
crrsdass n1Saci6n marmol Tinas. Barncess Etc.
PnRTE soA NuEvos PLANES PARA HAcEE D1NERo
Sc encuentran maneras de hacer anero en los
ratns desocupados lie v
hacer dnero Embellishments secreos hov cdadosa
mente preservados primera ofreeen
que tuscan "A riarera de hacerse rcos.
FARTE 81 4PARA GUITAR BoRRoNEs MANcHAs
Aonf se dan formulas para guitar borrones man
chas a los Pued dnero reonierdo las
ropa ropas nuevas, limpando las ro
de los otros u
PARTE sa.- ENCYCLOPEDIA 1NroRMAc1oNEs ur1LEs
cencne nformes ihportanfeS para todos. Los se-
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23

ebI5dad para harrer para eXtingnir nm TfcendFo 20
Pinniras glaplinosa ssr Para haeer orc. Etc.
PARTE Observation-Disclosures cAsERos
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23
rARTE s-TINrAs poLvos PARA TINTAs

rcdss compran tinh Sc vende. las iendas. ofcnas
Manera sgnientess tntas :-rna pasa
cheques Tn itro tnta diez Povos
ntas. Povo de palo dc Campechp Poyo dc agalas
Tinta de Tina de MA Negras Blanca
Roa. Marada Amarla Yoeta De copjar e Ia India Pa
Hpetdgafn Tinia invisible Tnta visible ncamente
obscuridad. Tnta deaparece Tinta mpermeabe Tin
pru"'a acdos Tina para selos Para maquina de
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23

El deseo mas natural de todos los homhres ganar
dineros ha creado durane los iltmos
aos demanda planes formulas. IDEAS
strueeiones correspondence.
yendiendo donde quera, desde cnanos
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23

Aquf aciIes de Formulas pa
en q pelo Champdes e cabelo Retauradores pa
peo Iiquides para enchinar
pelo Remedies para evar Ia cada del peo para guitar ell
pelo snpertfdo Fuido para hiar el bigote Etc etc.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23
pAETE -EsPEcIAL1DADEs DE ,oocINA

Esta pare IS formulas que valen fortune
edos Aquf SO dan SIos 8tio Observation-Disclosures cient
icos Aasas qne syen aeer imitaeones de marmol
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-05-23

pegar vdrio platear espejos Para
brcncear cobrear Ell hero Como pavonar 81 acero Como
enmohezca. Manera de grabar sobre
oros muchos secreto sugestones indls-
L sEensa bles para. los necanicos.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-30
The Fable of the Sure-thing Crook

summoned them to serve as Jurors
| He told them it would not take long
because the man. was Guilty.
At the Trial the Prosecutor made q
pathetic Spiel about the Honest La
| boring Man who is done out of his
Money by Designing Villains who live
in the City.
The Peers who were trying the Case
shifted their cuds and looked Serious.
The Attorney for the Defendant col
lected his Fee in Advance and then
advised his Client to plead Guilty.
When the Evidence was in, the
Squire gave the Twelve Good Men
and True a Few Instructions. He
said if they found the Defendant
Guilty they would receive $1.25 each
in the Way of Fees. If they foun.l
him Not Guilty they would get what
the boy shot at.
The Jury was out about -Four
Minutes by the Watch. They Soaked
him SO and Costs, and especially the
Costs, because that was where the
Home Talent came in. By the time
the Squire, the Marshal, the Prose
cutor. the Attorney for the Defense,
the Clerk and the Twelve Jurors cut
into the Eighty, they had it reduced
to $53.75.
A Friendly Little Game.
After the Prisoner had settled, the
Squire took him aside and told him
he hoped there would be no Hard
Feelings as they merely done their
Duty, and to prove to him that they
didn't have it in for him, they would
permit him to sit in a little Game of
Poker in the back room Of the Har-
ness Shop. They knew that he had
the S53.75.
The misguided CRATER thought he
saw a chance to pull back some of
his Stuff, so he willingly consented
to hold a few Hands.
Now, a Man never knows what
Poker is until he gets into one of
these Country Bames back of the
Harness Shop.
The Outsider who caroms against
that Outfit might as well Hand them
his Money when he goes in and then
start for Home and get some Sleep.
No matter how long he stays or
how Close he plays them, the Local
Combine is going to flounce him and
flounce him Right, because they need
the Money.
They can't Lose. They are the
Boys who invented Poker. They may
lot wear Link Cuff-Buttons or be up
on the Songs of the Day, but when
it comes to Realizing on what they
Hold they are so many Gala Lilies.
All the Money that went into that
Cut-Throat Game was Money that the
CRATER had brought into Town with
him. The Squire. the Clerk, the Pros
ecutOr, the Attorney for the Defense
and the Marshal pulled off their Coats
and lit "Nellie Gray" Cigars and
moved up to the Table. and by the
time they got through with Mr.. Graft
or they had the S53.75 and the Satchel
full of Fake Jewelry. and he was put
ting up his Watch TO get the Price OF
Ticket TO the Great City Where the
Slick Peosic live.
MORAL: For proper Shake
Down take the Small Town.
Copyright, 1924, by the Bell Syndicate.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-30
Tempo by a Band Made Up of Paul
Whiteman's Cousins). ~

Tempo by Band Made Up of Paul
Whiteman's Cousins)."
The back page of the menu is
headed eating" and the first sent
ence reads, "Some people do not know
HOW to eat, WHAT to eat or WHEN
to eat" The author then gives the
answer to these three riddles and
also kind of hints around at WHERE
to eat. Lower down on the page is
the autobiography of a Grove Park
Inn prune. 1t seems that every
prune served here is milkfed pruneI
educated in a convent and them
brought from California in a separate
drawing room so as to not risk mo-
collision with common prunes that
rides in uppers.
The front page expresses the hope
that guests won't bring along nd
dogs or children. 1t says, "Positiye1
ly no dogs of any size, value. color
or ugliness allowed at the Inn. Guests
who attempt to smuggle them in I'M
vanity boxes or suit cases will be-
asked to vacate their rooms" This
last may sound like a joke but they
tell me that one time a long while
ago guest brought in a police dog
in the back of his watch, as his father
had been a good watch dog. But
any way the guest made quite a STAY
and the dog got the habit of sleeping
close to the door of the room and byl
the time the guest got ready to go|
the dog had growed SO big that his
master could not get past him to get
out the door which he leaped FROM
the window and broke 8 ribs and tried
to borrow them back from the
proprietor and author Of the hotel.
There is no mosquitoes in Asheville|
and was it not for the fear of dogs
and children or the danger Of an oc1
casional bacillus in the milk, the Inn
would not half to be screened. As ID
is several canaries has managed I'd
get in through the screens and have
noticed some of them ignoring the
sign about guests not making nd
noise before 8 A. M. but maybe they
can't read.
How sanitary everything is may be|
judged from the fact that all the
dishes is boiled in two boilings after
each meal and the finger bowls and
silver is treated the same way. How
ever, if guest wants to get boiled
he has to 90 down town and tend to
it himself. The favorite fluid seems
to be Corn which Ashevillians prod
nounce as Il its first name was Abe !
Copyright. 1894, by the Bell syndicate-
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-30
A Perfect System

A French scientific Magazine, while
discussing the possibility of deter
mining a child's sex before birth. re-
lates Of a famous doctor who never
failed to foretell the right sex of n
child before it was born. He al
ways told his patients when they came
TO see him: at will be a boy" or at
will be a girl" as the case might be.
No sooner had they left the room than
he entered in a notebook exactly the
opposite to what he had just said.
When the day came for the fulfill
ment of his prophecy, two things were
possible, either the child was of the
sex which he bad foretold, and he
was regarded as wonder with almost
superhuman knowledge. or it was the
contrary sex to what he had prophe-
sled, in which case he pulled out his
notebook before the astonished mother
and exclaimed triumphantly Il am
sorry, but Madame's memory has fair
ed her. here is the proof that ] wrote
down the right sex on The day Of
Madame's first visit"
This. of course. was an infallible
system, which. after all, did no harm
to anybody and was extraordinary
simple.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-30

stocked with happiness signs, mostl,
TRANSACTIONS of foreign proverbs mean
ing look for the silver lining whicr
the boss hopes you will happen t.
see one just after looking over YOU
bill.
The word menu don't come no
where's near describing what you or
der off of at Grove Park. Nobody
ever eats their first lunch because y
the time they get through readinl
the menu it is time for dinner. Wher
you 20 into New York's SWEETEST hot.,
and set down to order your food you
haven't no idear what you will gel
as everything is under assumed names
But they don't leave no doubt in your
mind at this here Inn. For inst. q
typical item on the card would bt
"Fried Sea Trout, Tartar Sauce IRE
ceived by Express from Morelead
City, N. G. Fried and Served with
a Sauce Made of Chopped Gherkins,
Onions, Capers, Parsley and May
onnaise)."
Tend to Own Boiling.
Or "Cold Chicken breast of Chick
en- Especially Selected and Ran OveI
by a. Expensive, Black, High Power
ed Touring Car at As Miles per Hour
on the Turnpike between Here and
Hendersonville, Picked Up by a Male
Quartette of Ambulance Surgeons
Wearing Sanitary Pail Bearers
Gloves and Borne to the Inn to the
Tune of Already Played in Fox Trot
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-30

No. 2-Ladies who 20 there to
reach the photogravure sections.
No. 3-Men who 20 there to see
that nothing happens to their wives
lap dogs.
No. People who have too much
money.
No. 5-Flappers who want to show
how. well their hair is chopped down
in the back.
No. 6-Youthful idlers whose par
ents are satisfied wherever they go
just so they 60.
No. Men who don't like the
brand of stuff they are getting al
home.
Few Wet Bathing Suits.
From reports drifting back from
Florida during the past season the
percentage of bathing suits that &C.
tually got wet was one in every 1856
One gorgeous creature was lolling
about in the sands when a slight
shower sprang up. In running for
the protection of beach umbrella she
tainted from over-exertion.
The la-de-hah caper on the Florida
beach is to dress all up for a plunge
in the ocean and then fool every.
body by going bicycle riding. This
little diversion is the sole reason who
so many men return from Florida
wearing dark eye glasses. After all
the eyes can't stand everything.
The way for the lady to appear
dowdy on the Florida beaches is tC
wear a bathing skirt. And to fix il
so she hasn't any chance whatever OF
breaking into the newspapers-just
let her wear stockings. And speaking
Of stockings and what they cover,
have just read nasty crack about
them in a financial paper. 1t says
"There are in the South almost a mil
lion more spindles than in all the rest
of the United States put together.
Perhaps that's why the ladies OF
Florida beaches wear flowery kimono:
when they trot down to hear what
the wild waves say.
Copyright, 1924, By the McNaught
Syndicate. Incl
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-30

That economy is sometimes expen-
sive was demonstrated by a case that
came under the observation Of the
police last week.
An East Crockett street negro own
ed a pistol. 1t was loaded but the
cartridges had been in the weapon
long, long time. He wondered if
they were still goood and debated
whether to throw them away or buy
some new ones. Besides those in the
gun he had a half a dozen others,
but they, too, were old. 1t would be
too expensive, he figured to buy an
other supply. He hit upon a scheme
to economic. He would snap the
gun a couple of times in his back
yard. That would be a sure test.
Standing in his back door he levelled
the pistol at the ground and pulled
the trigger twice rapidly. Instantly
there followed two big explosions.
The shells were good-both had
fired.
But-a policeman nearby heard
the shooting. rushed to the house and
the negro who would practice economy
was arrested. The next day he paid
$40 in the police court on n charge
of discharging firearms within the
CITY limits.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-30

There was once a CRATER who
would do anything for Money, ex-
ccpt Work.
He had acted as Capper and Plug
| ger for all sorts of Shady Enter
prises. He had helped to operate
every variety of Skin Game on the
| Farmers who come out of the Union
Station carrying Telescope Valiscs
and Shoe Boxes full of Lunch.
He had given the quick Zing-Zing
| to Cattlemen who hang around and
invite Trouble after they have drawn
their Money.
In fact, the CRATER thought he was
one of the Brightest and Best. When
the Fish were running and the Nets
came up heavy he would wear large
Stone in front and smoke a 25-Center
with a Gold Label on it.
One Spring there was an Election
coming, so the Authorities suddenly
| discovered that the Town was Bad.
They closed everything tighter than n
Drum. The Pool Rooms, Poker Joints,
Brace Faro Games. Opium Dens.
Crap Parlors, and in fact. nearly all
the Sporting Centers. except the Stock
Exchange, put up the Green Shutters
and went out Of Business until the
periodical Spasm had played itself out.
The Police were so Vigilant that ans
one who dropped a Penny in the Slot
to get stick of Wintergreen Gum was
taking his life in his Hands.
A Nifty Scheme.
During this Season of Depression
the accomplished City CRATER de-
-cided that he would 60 out among
the Jays and try to scare up two or
three Green Wrappers for his rapidly
diminishing Roll.
He had a nifty Scheme for coaxins
Money out Of those who want to get
Something for Nothing. His Lay
was to sell 1S-Carat Jewelry at
Nominal Price, in order to intro
duce the Goods, and then put Real
Money in the Boxes as an Extra H.
ducement. One Corner of the Green
back was allowed to Protrude as an
Evidence of Good Faith.
The CRATER had a Satchel filled
with Tin Jewelry and Alaska Dia-
monds, just received from the Glass
Works. when he descended on a Flag
Station called Nubbinville, which is
near the Jumping-Off Place in Pike
County.
1t was one of these Towns that
seemed to be trying to hold two
Farms apart. When you are passing
in on a Train it leaves off and you
are out in the Country again before
you have time to ask the Name.
The well-dressed Shark from the
City hoped to do well. He stood IN
on Dry-Goods Box at the Principal
Corner and made a HurryUp Gail
and began to give away Friendship"
Rings in oredr TO whet the Interest.
The Marshal Does His Best.
Just as he was calculating his I'm
selfish Motives for the benefit of the
Male Residents. who were looking NJ
at him with their Mouths open. the
Town Marshal came racking down
the middle of the Street with a piece
of Sapling in one Hand and a Star
on his Coat. .als.a-. sz--s.-i -,v.s,s,
The Marshal needed Money that
Day. He drew Salary every Month.
but it was so Small that il it had
been paid to him in Pig Iron he could
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-30
He Belonged

A Baltimore divine who was stop
ping in Los Angeles went to church
the first Sunday after his arrival and
later expressed his opinion of the SER
vice. He had gone to worship his
Maker, but to his surprise, was forced
TO sit through a long discussion of
municipal politics which was delivered
under the guise of being a sermon. At
the close Of the Sermon, the min
lister announced that when the service
was over. he would like to meet the
boil in the vestry. The Baltimore
divine. in company with several 9TH
er solemn-loOking gentlemen. proceed
ed to walk toward the vestry. The
minister, thinking there must be some
mistake, tapped him gently ON the
shoulder and said II think you are
mistaken. sir. This is a meeting OF
the board" "Well," replied the Bal
timore divine, II have listened TO
your political views for more than all
hour, and if anyone has been more
bored than / have, i should like to
meet him.