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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-11
ON HEALTH
FOOD IS BUT FUEL,

One thing that stumped Mr.. Jones
when he was considering dietary
problems was why food cannot be
measured in weight or bulk.
The mistake of thus measuring
food is a common one.
Food is measured in fuel units,
better known as calories.
And many foods have their caloric
values so we'll concentrated that by
taking a small portion the same ef-
feet can be procured as when a
large amount of some other bulky
food is eaten.
An example of this is olive oil,
which is concentrated food where
in 800 calories per ounce, or there
abouts. may be found. Ordinary
vegetables are bulky and several
pounds would have to be eaten to
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(|011l}iinl5
SAYS

This weather makes people so lazy
they take shortcuts when they go
out walking.
The screen drawing the biggest
crowds now is the fly screen.
Most of the June college graduates
are still just doing something until
something turns up.
Every now and then you sec an
auto SO old it must be almost paid
for.
The honeymoon is over when she
learns salads are not food.
A girl who thinks a man comes
to. hear her instead Of to see her is
liable to die an old maid.
Women will not be meme equals
until you can slap one on the back
and borrow dollar.
An ideal husband is the man
every wife could have married but
didn't.
Trying to stop something usually
starts more.
It doesn't matter in the least. but
maybe potatoes have specs because
their eyes are bad. ~,
A race between couple of fat
men on hot picnic is almost as
funny as the human race.
Save up all your old alibis. They
are valuable. You can sell their to
the presidential candidates.
When little man starts an argu-
ment with big man it usually ends
by the big man calling the little man
big liar.
Reliable figures would show that
by this time every good fisherman
has had hook stuck in his finger.
There would be peach shortage
if you didn't have to peel them.
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get the same caloric result.
These are matters that the aver
age person does not stop to consider
when sitting down to eat. The
spoonful of olive oil, or the little
pitcher of cream he takes may be
giving him a caloric value equal or
greater to all the rest of the food
he is eating.
A few instances of this may be
found by noting the following food
articles, each of which, contains 100
calories; one large egg, one large
sized baked potato, one lamb chop,
dish of sweet corn, an ordinary
helping of baked beans, two squares
of cube sugar, handful of peanuts,
a square, of butter, a glass of milk
or quarter of glass of cream
and large orange.
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&@9ch1Sl62l

| it uncomfortable for both Whitney,
who seems rather a decent sort of
fellow-and surely can't blame him
for having been in love with Leslie,
you know-and for Leslie.
think Ruth Ellington is goinEt
to marry Walter Burke. She has been
very successful with that lingerie
shop. l have always wanted to know
who put up the money for her, and
/ have now come to the copclusion
it was Burke. If he did It'll am
not sure. that he didn't put Up the
money for his own funeral pyre, for
Ruth is so crazy about her own bust
ness ability that I'm not sure she'll
give up the shop even if she marries
Burke.
Strange, isn't it, how little eco
nomic independence goes to a wo-
mans head. That is. the only fault
l have to find with Mrs. Atherton-
she is so cocky about her business
ability. really see the logic Of the
American idea of not giving q girl
about to be married dot! She's in
dependent enough as it is" think
SCouU Ill uOS giving
Leslie much money on her marriage
was perfectly correct, althb4gh at i.
the time thought he Way 81 tight
wad. If Leslie had money of her
own now, or a business that was
bringing her in money, she wouldn't
be as sweet and docile as she is.
I'm all curiosity to know just why
Paula Perier wants to see you. Mrs.
Anterior informed me the other day
that my curiosity was the one thing
that was always getting me into
trouble. It was when l took her t.
task for going out to dinner with
strange man, and BY the way that
she made this remark she gave me
to understand that it was none of
my business who she went with.
She may be right, at that. .,.
.. JACK. I
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Incl
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BRITISH TEARS AT RODEO
EXAMPLE OF HYPOCRISY

match of four kilomet tiers, the. prizes
being a teapot, medal, chicken
and live rabbit. Al a protest
against the speed and recklessness
of Partisan taxi drivers, there was
motor race in which the one who
came last should win the prize.
Press photographers entered in
special race in which they were re-
CURED to take snapshots while on
the run. To spool the well-known
fishing enthusiasm Of the French,
tub was filled with live fish and the
prize went to the one who pulled out
the biggest finny squirmer. 1t was
some Olympiad.
In Great Britain they have a sort
of counterpart of our state. militia
forces which they call their Terri
torial Army"
Just as in time of war, the militia
forces of our states are incorporated
in the national defense forces. so the
Territorials become an important
part Of the British army in war pc
RODS.
Great Britain is divided into six
districts for this purpose-the West
ern Command, Eastern, Northern.
Southern, Scottish and London. As
with our militia, enlistment in the
Territorials is voluntary.
The number provided for peace es.
tabiishment is about 10000, but SO
far only 100000 have been secured.
'All OF which shows how small is the
military spirit in Britain when there
Is an actual menace to the peace.
The Manchester Guardian. the ia
nous English paper edited and
largely owned by TIE veteran C.
nsScott lis plastering England with
r,;t,' oSs. announcing it is sthe paper
;.o ou peer" The ordinary Amer
th s =; *o ,. teke this simply to mean
'nas 1t was a rssar withou an equal
But there is &nv ~ 49,, ~ ": :.
the slogan. It also s.aa. ~o1o: IA
paper. without. An owner -. Is
lord. It Is thus 1 lit lat most s. - 49,
newspapers which compete with ~ T.
Guardian and, al such, is being much
appreciated BY. the democratic people
Of the north Of England.
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ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

Happy Go Lucky Park was very
popular.
Nancy and Nick and Mister Zip
were as busy as robins after a rain
storm. keeping it in order and hav-
ing things all sp,cK and span when
the wood folk and meadow folk be-
gan to arrive with their pennies and
lunches to spend the day.
"Well, declared" said Mister zip
one day when he was taking tickets
at the gate. "If here doesn't come
Mrs. Woodchuck all dressed up in
her Sunday best.
"How do you do, Mrs. Woodchuck
How are you today?"
ooh I'm pretty we'll, thank you"
said Mrs. Woodchuck breathlessly
for the grounding lady was very fat
and she. had been hurrying. Here
my 10 cents to get in," she painted.
But l didn't come to ride on the
merry-go-round or the roller coast
er. I didn't even bring my lunch
and l came off without the children
because it's great secret"
"A secret" exclaimed Nancy and
Nick and Mister Zip all together.
EYES," nodded Mrs. Woodchuck.
"A secret! The other day when l
was here with Willy and the chill
dren. saw a sign over there which
said, Pictures taken while you wait.
That's why I came today-to get my
picture taken. Could you take my
picture whiisx1 wait. Mister Zip,
"Of course!", smiled Mr.. Zip. Il
certainly couldn't take it if you
didn't wait, coulS Z: But what is
- secret about, Mrs. Woodchuck
. anere. -, any secret about getting
your picture *,ken. is there1"
"Oh' yes, indeea.sNister Zip. You
see. tomorrow is w~uv's birthday
and want to surprise H.. :"
81 see," said Mister Zip pleasa..,v
"Well we won't tell soul, ana
Nick can take your picture. lie is
my general handy man, Nick is,
and he can do everything almost"
"And I'll, 60 with you to see il
your powder is on straight and your
hat is on your nose," said Nancy.
what" shrieked Mrs. Wood
chuck: my hat on my nose. in
deed!"
"She means that she'll see If your
has is on straight and your powder
on your nose," corrected Mister Zip.
"She goh her words mixed"
And so talking and explaining ana
apologizing and painting the Twins
finally got fat Mrs. Woodchuck to
the place where it said "Pirtures
taken while you waltz" And they
went in.
Nick set chair for Mrs. Wood
chuck in front of q curtain and then
went behind big camera to see how
she looked. He put his head under
big black cloth and said, "Turn
your head a little, Mrs. Woodchuck.
That's just right. Now smile a lit
tie and show your teeth. That's
just right. And now put your cyes
up there where that little bird is"
"How can put my eyes up where
that little bird is when they're in my
head, I'd like to know" demanded
Mrs. Woodchuck.
1t took long time before Nancy
and Nick could explain to the
grounding lady that Nick only
meant for. her to look at the little
bird.
ooh, is that it," said Mrs. Wood
chuck. "Well, go ahead then" And
she sat down again in better
humor.
(TO Be COntinued)
(COpyright. 1924. NEA Service. Inc. J
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RETURN TO HOMES

Mr.. and Mrs. Grover Cleveland
and daughter of Aurora, Mimi, and
Mr. Harry Seitz and daughter of
Duluth, who had been here as guests
at the Arthur Keebler home during
the Roundup week, have left by au-
tomobile for their homes.
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A Thought

Withhold not good from them to
whom it is due, when it is in the
power of thine hand to do it.-Prov.
1927. ~ e.,
They serve God we'll who serve his
creatures.-Mrs. Norton,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-11

The cost of living is 81 per lower than it was at it's
peak in July, 1920.
But it's still 81 per cent higher than when the war
started in 1914 So reports National Industrial Conference
Board It's figures are for family of five averaging the whole
country.
Many will disagree Most of think it costs twice
much to live it used to- But this undeniabe:
Cost of living is gradually going down. The dollar saved
now will have bigger buying power later
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-11
GROuNDHOG DRIVE

Automobile exhaust recently helped
in the determination Of between 1900
and 1000 groundhoRs in Scott county,
Ia. In some cases, instead Of the
deadly auto fumes, tablespoon of
carbon bisulphide was poured into
each burrow before it was covered
up.
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ITALIA

ITALIA
Only half many Italians packed up and left their home
stead in 1923 the yearly average 1900 to 1918
American immigration bars only partly responsible,
fer South America stands wide OPEN
The Italians plainly confident that the future looks
promising in their country despite debt and prob
lens
curious angle that out of 348,00O who left Italy
year, 143, 900 moved to France
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"MATH'

Hundreds of the worlds greatest 1Aathematicians will;
attend their international conference T.ronto d,rnq
August e
Math, with it's headache Statistics does rouse ncb
enthusiasm in people, Yet it the exact science
the only form of knowledge that is absolutely certain and &C.
rate It is the only universal anguage-the language that
clone be used tor communicating with people, if any,
who live Mars other planets. Flashing two by radio
then another two and then four would convey reciprocal
knowledge of addition.
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1907
Editorial Review

Comments reproduced in this
column may or may not express
are presented here in order that
our readers may have both sides
OF important issues which are
being discussed In the press of
the day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-11
TO TERRE HAUTE

To TEKRE HAUTE
Mr. and Mrs. Walter C. Tostevin
and twin daughters, Helen and
Lucille, left yesterday on an auto
mobile trip of month. They will
visit with relatives at Racine, Wis,
and then 60 on to Terre Haute, Ind. :,
to spend couple of weeks with
parents and relatives of Mrs. Tos-
tevin.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-11

In 1923 the United States imported
10000 gallons of milk, S,00O,OO0
pounds of butter and $4,000, 900
pounds Of cheese.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-11
RADIO KILLS BIRDS

Members of the United States .Bio-
logical Survey report the death of
thousands of birds annually due to
radio. They are not electrocuted,
but they meet death by crashing
blindly into aerials.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-11

chemical that counteracts and makes harmless the
poison used in warfare has been perfected English
man. he claims
Everything has it's neutralzing agent. Ammonia for
instance neutraizes acid the two uniting to form third
substance salt
Inc moran r. that every has it's every destroyer
rs aSarmer every tsoblem it's solution. Encouragement
1oolsh Tor tnere IS aways way out always remedy
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HIGH

Riding on a railroad dining pay three prices
glass of orange juice Az CENTS fried eggs 35 cents
IS cents
These prices will interest farmers maybe make their hair
turn gray Especially Florida Orange growers whose prod
uct often is auctioned off for next to nothing.
The railroad diners usually claim they operate at loss
But something is wrong when the between farm prices
ard prices paid by is wide it takes field glasses
across. ,..n
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BLAZE

Six thousand fires in Canada last year. And $500
al these were due to smokers campers and others who
the woods for play" the Canadian Forestry Assoc
ston claims.
fires Camping season is we'll under way Be cautious.
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Egypt has planted about 10 per
cent more cqltsthis year than last,
a total Of 1o acres.
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WATCH B BATTERIES

WATCH B BATTERIES
To avoid waste, use only. the size
B battery that you need for the set.
To tap off the required voltage from
a larger battery is waste, because
the life of the unused cells also is
shortened.
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SUCCESSFUL

American dyes steadily getting better and better.
going to be permanent industry. Argentina is buying
dyestufs from America from Germany Before
the war; Germany furnished &c cent America cent
Give American chemists little time and they won't take
lessons from anybody.
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atives, but without result. Deceased
had come to Beulah about four years
ago. and had been employed as a
common laborer.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-11

Alfalfa needs dry atmosphere. but
plenty of moisture.
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PETER CRAuLTON

Pneumonia with which he was
stricken about a week ago resulted
Wednesday evening in the death Of
Peter Graulton, aged 70, who has
lived in Mandan and vicinity for the
past two or three years. His daugh-
ter, Mrs. T. Thomas of St. Cloud
was with him when death called.
One other daughter at St. Cloud
and a son who graduated from the
University of Washington recently
are the surviving children. :
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MANDAN NEWS
DIES AT HOME

Marian, Fad 9. daughter of Mrs.
Mat Goertle, ai>l at 2 o'clock Wed.
nesday evening at no farm hom.
six miles southeast OF - Anthony
of diabetes after an illness -..fao
year. Death came as relief to f...
sufferings for the disease. had
caused total blindness of the child
two months ago. The funeral SER
vices will be held at 10 a. m. Friday
morning from the St. Anthony Cath
Ollie church with interment taking
place in the cemetery there.
The death of Marian is the third
in the family within two years. Mat
Goertle, the father, died January 20,
1923. following an operation for
tumor, and Clemens. one of twin
boys, was scalded to death during
August 1922.
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l. .LINDERMAN

I. Linderman. aged n, a resident
of Beulah, died shortly before noon
yesterday of disease incident to his
advanced age. He had been a pa
tient in local hospital for about
ten days. The body was taken to
the Kennedy Mortuary where it will
be held pending word from Mercer
county and Beulah officials who
have been endeavoring to locate rel
The Washington times., 1924-11-18
GUS j KARGER
SLA|D To
REST
Veteran Washington Reporter
L Buried at Old Home III
Cincinnati

CINCINNATI, Ohio, Nov. Ia
The body Of Gus j. Karger, veteran
political correspondent, who died IN
Washington. p. G.; Sunday, was
buried here today.
The funeral services IN Washing
ton yesterday were attended BY
President Coolidge, Chief Justice
William Howard Taft, members OF
the Senate and House Of Repre-
sentatives, high Government off,
cials and a host Of the National
Capital newspaper men.
| The funeral was one OF the most
impressive ever held in the Ma
tional Capital. Rabbi Abram Simon
preached sermon. which brought
tears to the eyes OF veteran news
paper men and the high Officialdorn
OF the nation who had been init.
mately associated with Mr.. Karger
for years.
The active pallbearers were Ed
ward w. Cableman, Carl ID. Ruth,
Leroy T. Vernon, Levi III. David,
Senator Tess and Ben Murch. Hon
orary pallbearers were Chief JUS
tice Taft, Assistant Secretary OF
War Davis. Senator Willis, Repre-
sentative Theodore Burton, Repre-
sentative Nicholas Longworth, Ru-
dolph Forster, Russell Young, OH
YER p. Newman, Frederic w. Vile
and Martin Klain. The press gal
lery at the Capitol and the National
Press Club we're represented by
committees.
The Washington times., 1924-11-18
PRIVATE
SCHOOLS ARE
MENACE
Catholic Educator Praises
Work of institutions in
Address

Charges that the private school
is inimical to the best interests Of
q democratic form of. government
were denied by the Very Reverend
Patrick ]. Mccormick, professor
Of education at Catholic University,
in an address at a meeting early
this afternoon. in Mcmahon Hall,
at the university, in observance OF
Educational Week.
He declared that the private
school was the earliest form of
school in America and that it was
responsible for the early educational
progress Of the nation and that sit
has proved it's worth in training
Americas leaders in the past and
is today charged with the formation
of many Of the leaders of tomor-
row"
The Reverend Edward B. Jordan
spoke on physical education. The
Reverend Leo L, McVay instruc-
tor in the department Of education,
spoke on the need OF an enlightened
citizenship.
The Washington times., 1924-11-18
FRENCH INSIST
DEBT To j. s.
Be SQUARED


PARIS, Nov. 18.-French public
opinion is rapidly veering towards
insistence on settlement of inter
allied debts, according to q spokes-
man for the foreign office.
The time has arrived" he said,
''to remove the allied debts from
the realms Of sentiment and secure
practical settlement Of them, TO
give France definite chart so the
country may know what It must
pay and when"
obviously we must take into
consideration the $4,000. 0OO, 900 gold
francs her allies owe France" he
added.
This afternoons editions Of ''L'In-
formation" published an editorial
demanding immediate liquidation Of
inter-allied debts.
Debts" said the editorial, must
be settled without delay. Too long
we have permitted America 10
entertain the false idea that France
will not pay.
1--WE must settle the duration of
the moratorium, the amount Of
annuities and then the payment
schedule will be written into the
French budget and adhered to
strictly"
The Washington times., 1924-11-18
I MEN MISSING
OFF: BARGES
At SEA
US. Cutter 0ssippee Searches
Maine Coast in Vain for
Victims Of Big Gale

RoCKLAND, Me-, Nov. 1S.>The
coast guard cutter Ossippee today
renewed her search for the seven
unaccounted for members Of three
barge crews, cut adrift on, their
craft by the tug King Fisher, Of
New York, when the latter gave UP
her fight against the gale of
Monaghan island.
Barge Captain Albert Peterson,
Of Brooklyn, N. Y, was dead when
the Ossippee hauled him aboard
from his barge on the end of q
line. Raymond Deluie, member
Of the crew, was hauled to the Os.
Nippee's deck from the icy water un-
conscious, but he is believed to be
recovering at the hospital here.
1t is feared the crew Of one Of
The other barges attempted to make
the King Fisher in a small boat.
When the Ossippee reached the
barges the tug was three miles
away, and the crew Of the coast
guard cutter declares a small boat
could not live to make that distance
In the sea that was running.
The Washington times., 1924-11-18
RUSSIA DEFENDED BY
METHODIST LEADER

ATLANTIC CITY, Nov 49,
Bishop Edgar A. Blake. Of the.
Methodist Church, stationed in Paris,
told the Executive Club at q
luncheon that the situation in Rus
Ella had been grossly mis-stated in
this country, and that persons are
safer in Moscow than they are In
New York.
He said he held no brief for the
Nresent regime. but he resented the
discrimination Of lies about coun-
try.
The bishop asserted that there are
fewer murders and holdups In Mos
cow than there are in New York.
and that persons and property are
safer there than In the great Ameri.
can metropolis.
He said that he attended a Nav
Day rally held by Trotzl5y, and
found II as peaceful as 4 Sunday
school picnic, whereas at demon
stration in Paris on the same day
sixty-one persons were killed.
The Washington times., 1924-11-18
MARRIAGE LICENSEs.

The following persons were licensed
yesterday e marry, Unless otherwise
Indicated. they are Of the District Of
:. 9. Russell Artz, 80. No. sos Mt
I. Hospital, %, No. i1sS Buchanan
johnson.
Edward Merward, ri, No. 1855 Neal
street northeast and Emma Mase, lei
No, s12 Fifth street northeast. Rev.
Ernest Ashton SO Il. No. 40 q street
southwest and Louise Haynes, 20.
No. sos Twenty-first street northwest.
Reverend John Richards, =
Frank Gasklns, %, No. sbl6 Broad
Branch road, and Bessie Brooks, 70,
sane address. Reverend T. G. Smith.
walter smith, 2S; No 1lsl e street
sOSS sherman avenue northwest. Rev Rev
erend w. L. Washington.
Leo Martin. 20, Dun Loring. Va.
end Elsie Williams, 20, Eastwood
ford. Va. Reverend G. II. Harris.
George. s. Giles. 30, No. 1913 Sheri-
dan road southeast, and. Mabel How.
ara: 10 NO 24os Bryant street south
Harry A. FUR. 90 No. il22 Fifth
street northwest and Rebscca GImbei.
2s, No 7S1 Fourth street northwest
Vivian Caylor, %. No. s71 MacLean
avenue southwest: and Mary X. Kemp
Es s .Od' l0T ria Mo SysHSs northeast
1onsseIlsw strses northwest e. ana mo- RS Sss
g. Columbus, 20. No. 107 Maryland
avenue northeast Reverend W, II.
TSo@aS ". Holden 81 No. Ua1
The Washington times., 1924-11-18
WIFE SUES POLICEMAN,
NAMING CORRESPONDENT

Alleging misconduct and naming
a correspondent, Mrs. Dorothy Hunt,
of IA Todd place northeast, today
filed suit in the District Supreme
Court against Joseph II. Hunt, 218O
Pennsylvania avenue northwest,
who, she says, Is a policeman with
an annual salary Of $1,000, for
absolute divorce and alimony. Mrs.
Hunt, represented by Attorney L.
e. Hoffman alleges that defend
ant Is in constant company with
other women and on. various occas-
ions has struck her with his fists.
Hunt, according to his wife, has
always refused to take plaintiff out
anywhere and when off duty would
never stay home with her and their
child. Mrs. Hunt asks the court
to enjoin her husband from inter-
fering with herr