The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-10-18

in law b. a notable rxctptlop 4 know.
she q eysause peor old billie told mo
all about her and asked Tor mv adyirs
as 20 the best methed Of handiins h.r
! anEgsstrd a duil AK. but M re-
minded me thar he must conztarr hi4
wife whom De loved. and whom ~
vas convinced loved him ana wound
oon'inue 60 love him II her mother
WASH 3 around 20 sell her over ana
over agsin tho idea that pinio was a
Wsster ana a rouc
This Is interesting. the Rlse.
Naierites announced with one yoic.
cappy what advice asa YOU give
hun
I told HIM 10 tell her quickly that
she rave him a pain where he never
knew y % ache him before. and AK
her 10 go live with ono 81 her sons or
other daushters. that she was ruin.
ing his home HE and 20 remember
he hadn't married HER and 10 beat
a.
We'll. he told her ali that and
Instead u obllEing him she had
hysiertce all over the house and
DULLES wife had the doctor In and
the doctor sent Dilllc n bin for
Slo which Dlllie paid.
EhereupOn he reported back that
ms advice wasn't workable. because
wife had taken her mothsr'a Part ana
dsfied him, So told him TO choke
the old lady two minutes daily Tor a
week and then stand by Tor results.
lie didn't have she courage 20 DO
that either.
Then had bright idra. / told
him 20 murmsr every time che spoke
out Of her turn; 'Fat.hsad. when
she a asked him II he was uiludinK 10
her, he was 20 look straight al her
and repeat the word. thus indicating
that ahe was a fst-head Tor having
asked such an obvious question.
Il told him 20 keep that up until
something happened. he obsyed-aud
now somethlng has happened"
You sinful old man Ulysses
Grub exclaimed You certainly
have started something
That's because I know Dillle's
motherln.law. That female tried TO
grt mo 20 sign a petition 10 tho city
council 70 appoint her motion picture
censor OF this city.
'shc censored and picked her
husband into the grave and she's
miserable old hypocriio net.
with nothing off for cash. She's
nasty nice and she ought TO be
shot at sunrise.
1--WE known her 80 years and never
knew her 20 be sweet while the sour
going was good. The milk % human
kindness turned 20 cottage cheese In
that old damgsfa soul when she was
three months old,
strange 20 say. Dulles wife r..
sembles her mother a. much a. a
piece OF brie cheese resembles n soda
cracker Nevertheless tho OLE lady
dominated her TO The limit: OF course.
she's known mother ever 90 much
longer than she's known her hus.
hanG-added TO which. she's young
like Ollie and Ike his wife. and
I'm out 20 save thslF happiness II Il
the last act Of a nisspent life"
How long did I, require for ,,,e
boy 10 get action. Cappy7"
"ons solid month. Mas a pig for
punishment. Ollie says Il was ter
rlhle mon,h--,sara. auarrela. recrirn.
nations. charges. Re never talked
back to either OF them. AL no did
was look steadily at his mothsr.ln,
law and baurmer 'fat-head In a far.
away tone OF voice.
When his wife quit kissing him
good night and good morning he con-
tinusd 70 present his mug for the
customary caress Just the same. lie
continued 20 speak tenderly 70 her.
and that month acting under my ad-
VICE. he made her several valuable
presents as proof OF his love.
But ma was too much for linn.
and this morning his wife is suing
Ollie for divorce. And THAT'S the
objective yours truly. littiS old cappy
Kicks. was aiming at"
"Elueida,c." j. Augustus RedoI
urged.
~Fat-heads' cappy barkcd at him
Don't you SEQ that the poor foolish
I gfri has let that virago Of a mother
lu-law sell her an idea she can't gs,
away with. to-wit, that Ollie has
been crucl TO herr
NO Judge is going 10 give her q
decree and the custody Of two chill.
dreu just because her husband as.
serted his manhood and called his
mother-i in Law fathead. DiIlio car
prove his mother-i n-law IS a fatheat
mo. he won't have 10 try.
I'm going 10 sec the presiding
I Judge OF tho superior court here nnC
have that divorce case set for tria
in the court Of judge that ma cam
paIgned against at the last election
She said terrible things about hin
after he refused 10 agree TO do some
thing for her provided she delivered
The women's club vote.
"on the other hand. Ollie car
prove that he has never spoken cru
ely to his wife. that he has beer
kind and tender and given her many
valuable presents. even Of late; he'll
tell tho judge he loves his wife ant
that she loved him until his mother.
fln-iaw came to live with them ant
refused TO leave. The Judge vii
deny the divorce and give ma Hal
Columbia from the bench: the result
ant publicity will make Dulles wifi
sick and. Of course. woman.like, she1
blame her mother for the scandal
Then ma viii blame her ant
they'll quarrel. ma will get the bet
ter Of the quarrel. and then old Dill
win step in, put his arm around hi
wife and say; Come home, darling
and let's start all over again Good
bye. mother"
Put suppoge DtlIln'p wife reftigei