River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1924-09-25

and hurt herself badly on de
cotfee-pot.
Dere Readers:-
For saveral days last week San
Paul, vich ar Won off our sister mat
roplisses, mad beeg party for de
American Legion, and from Won end
to de odder she var cracka-yack.
Tu desc party cam nanny tousan
off de boys vich licked de Kaiser after
We got over beeing too proud to
fieght. Dey cam by ralrood, by vag-
gon, by flewing- mochine, by feet, by
clutches, by otmobile ass veil ass by
ford and shuvalay, and som off dem
yust cam. Anyways dey var dere,
bote apart and togedder, yust lax dey
var in de vawr axcept dat desc tam
dey ha planta tn eat, almost enough
to drenk, and deent ha tn slept in de
mud. Also dey had a guide shance tn
saw each odder again, and tn got
even Wit de sargents, caporals, lude-
tenants, and odder fur-bearing ami
emals. For on desc party dey var
all alike, axcept does vich ar married
now and ha had de smallpox.
Eft var all kines off fallers on desc
party, beeg, little, high, short, black,
vite, Irish, Baptists, and Norvegians
Som off dem var overseas during de
vawr, odders deent got overseas tills
dey cam tn desc party, and still Cd
ders never will vent over. But we'd
der Gey fought in de battle off de
Marine, or de famous battle off Camp
Grant ct deent max amy differment
Dey loved each odder yust de sam,
and so do We.
Desc boys salabrated desc sala-
bration in all kines off ways. Der
var speetses, bom-fres, moosic Wit
80 bands, prades, riots, a murder or
twu, Telling, dancing, ice-cream
comes, gingger-ail, banqvits, moofes,
blind policemens, pop, and odder
tengs dat var eassy tn tax. Van dey
vent tn de show eff ct deent show vat
dey wanted dey yust tok sharge dem
salves and mad show off DER own.
Eff dey deent lax de hotel dey yust
tore ct down and mad de entertain
ments comfy build a new Won. On
odder words eff de city off San Paul
effer had lid on she deent got Won
on now. On fact after desc party
she ISIS noting but a wreck, and n
vide-open Won at dat. Everything var
open and everteng var vide enuff but
de streets. On course San Paul ha
ban a vide-open town effer sence de
days van vimmens COMMANDED smok-
ing Camel and cigretts, but last week
she admitted ct in public. Nobody
broke de law. Et var no law to
break. Dey yust forgot. Dat ISIS
som did. Odders qvit van dey had
tree saucers full off coffee, a dill
pickle, and headache. Yohn and
me escaped. Dat ISIS We got back,
aldo We ar now busted.
Won teng dat ISIS vitout- doubt, and
dat iss dat desc boys vich vent
trough de vawr vile de rast off uss
var DUNG vitout a spoonful off 500
gar in our coffee and trying tn got
out off buying anodder Liverty Bond,
ar Wiling tn vent at ct again amy
tam dat anodder bonch off higheenas
tries tn run de Junited Stats off de
cart and de ossean. Vedder We lax
de San Paul party or not, desc boys
ISIS our boys and will always ban tills
long from now van ct won't ban amy
more off dem dan ct will soon ban off
de guide old mems vich wear de zee
Ay Ar buttons.
Naxt jear de party will ban up on
Omaha. Val anyways she ISIS vent
ing into it Wit her eyes open. Eff she
wants hurrycane let her have ct.
Yours trooly,
Axel Peterson.
P. Est.-Yohn says dat he bass de
most even-tempered wife in de world.
She ISIS mad all de tam.