Putnam patriot., 1924-06-13
LIAR. CROUCH OR KNOCKER
 NOT ESTEEMED IN PUTNAM
NEITHER IS DISHONESTY PESSIMISM NOR INSINCERIT1 REGARDED AS A VIRTUE, PATRIOT CENSUS
 DlSCLOSES
Cty Dses Range From Clams Snow Shoveng, and Saving
 Winter, Tea and Coffee

fashion: l don't like to go 10 bed; l don't like to get up, and l don't like to sleep too long The third, at first read ing, may seem inconsistent with the other two, but analysis will prove the difference. At any rate, we happen to know that the judge is joshing.
 Members of the state legislature please take notice. and make mental reservation of the first dislike express ed by s. H. Peckham of Woodstock, prominent in farm organizations of the county. Mir. Peckham's supreme disaffection is for what he would call "faketime.n but which is generally known as daylight saving time. For No. he lists unamericanism, and No. 3. violators of the laws.
 Drive Out the Pessimist
 "With the town booming. everybody working. happy and eontented, says ex-Mayor John J. McGarry, there comes along that poor simp singing a funeral dirge. He would be a crepe hanger if he could. But don't let him. He's the worst pest of them all. You can put me down as most heartily dis liking the pessimist first, second, third and always
 And now we come to Jacob Albert of the S-A Amusement Corporation, whose regular Saturday night session at Whist at the Elks' rooms is just as regular as his name is in appearing in the news column.
 The reporter wanted to put down as Jakes paramount dislike, hate pub lieity." But he wouldn't stand for that. He wanted to tell the truth, and so authorized the following: No. 1. do not like to make speeches; No. 2. dislike to tell Scotch stories (mention- ed for Archie's special benefit); No. 8, dislikes speeding late. They say that the truth will out, and there you have it, perhaps.
 At any rate, Health Officer Peter A. Gardner tells the truth about his aislikes, fer above everything else he dislikes a liar. Dishonesty ranks sec ond. His fast dislike is more or jess of a confession, but The Patriot re- porter is going to be heartless and tell the world that Mir. Gardner shuns saving wood.
 Unfairness is the first dislike men toned by County Agent Frank L. Da- wis. whose second is unprogressiveness. As his biggest job is spreading and teaching the doctrine of progress, in farming, 1t is not surprising that he has A distaste for our doing things to- day the way our dads and grand-dads did in their days His third dislike IS insineerity.
 Gives Crouch Cold Shoulder
 Being happy dispositioned himself and having no sympathy whatsoever with the aforementioned "crepe hang CT" Captain of Police William ]. Jarvis expresses as one of his great est dislikes, that individual who ever and eternally is possessed of a grouch against everything and everybody. We didn't succeed in getting an expression on the second and third dislikes. for the captain, at that moment, received a telephone message Co come quick to a certain place and separate man from a bottle of cologne, the contents of which he was not sprinkling on his clothing. but was drinkingl
 To see Edward II. Burt hustling from his store to the postoitiee, minus his oyercoat. when the temperature registers fur coat weather" ore MNuiu NNNEA AtttAAh NAAahA AtN AtaeAfANA winter. But he does. And he doesn't like fish, either.
 Debt" His Greatest Dislike
 When asked concerning his dislikes, Newton A. Ballard confessed that his strongest was debt He used to con- duet a large store here and knows two kinds of debt and he doesn't like either.
 We caught Guy L. Baker between interviews with patrons of the bank and had just time enough to hear him reply to our question, Getting stuck in the mud with my car" An ex- perienee of the previous day was fresh in his mind it seemed.
 J. 4. P. Gagne declares first. last and always, that he has no use for q knocker of his home town. His second dislike is snow and third tand fourth tea and coffee. ln fact Joe has never touched either brew. What does he drink? No, you're wrong His choice is water.
 Ans~srs Query Quickly
 W. F. Moss answered the Patriot reporters query without hesitation.