Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-03-20
JOE BEVO
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E-vES

II you nevair have dem bcfor'.
rite off. De everidge% Teller NV
SCUM fissick kin stan tree. four
op'rashun on de appendicitis. an
have de linin' NV hees liver change
two tam a yeer. But wan entu-
siatick attack NV Hives is gar
rantee to satisfy de mos. ambi-
shus pashunt.
Hives is samting -diffrun'. I'll
sed so! It's de gratest combi-
dat nevair hit de hide NV man
sence de Rock-hatchet Age.
mi"s sesee'S 61ac f1eS an F nGsen:
itch-secun' cousin to nuddin' ar
all. Cradle-bugs an bomhul
bees-summertam trifuls, Dc
on'y alemunt dis side w dc order-
taker dat max your felt lax a
barn on fire is de Hives.
Shore. DE skin you lGv to
scratch" Carbolck acid an eros
tick potash! Wen you kctch de
IIives-kip 'wav frum it. Gail up
de City MushalI. Gceve heem 4
cigar to put de han'cuff on yor-
self. An befor' he left You in
yor mis'ry. offer heem ten dollar
to took dem off agin.
Look in de Lib'ry NV Healt'. In
decks II. Hill - no. Hives. Sam
som to spare.
Wat say de good book "Hivos
or Nettle Rash (error in dc frs
innin' - Needle Rash). Simp-
tums: Bristul-lircd underwear;
rajammnrs full NV burdocks. Re-
leefe: (page tated out wv de book.
Cure: Mex wik. Feetnotci Nv
boun' to try somting. so de hes
madikul otteritv recomcn' tree
coats Devo led an link. FRS.
prepair de surface by schapin' off
de blisters wit de feengernaIe.
Rubb down dc les de buddy wit,
miXchar us corn meal an Crawl.
Dis will geeve good resolt an max
de skin look lake you slep in bed
nv cultivate Strawberries. Wen
ry call fer de Fire Depardmunt.
open de can An apply dc led an
link wit camulhare brosh. Re
pete de performance troo de mite
an foller up de mex day wit de sam
ting. If yor judgment git q,
worss Nv You an drove you to
bed. don't git excite. You nevair
git bed-riddun wit de Hives on
less you learn to slep on de end
yor feengers an toes"
OATS de bes' advise in de book,
an if you don't try it you miss
lot NV good expeeriuncc an meb-
by git cure too queek.
Ole-fashun Hives is dc mos de-
ceevin'. two-fase deseese outside
de hosspitul. After de pashunt
gitup in de mornin' an he slep lax
jazz. BAN all mite. he begun rite
Off to hunt fer de evidence NV hees
swell haCnGCo
Glory Hallyloouya" he holler to
de ole woman. I'm cure! De
Doggon Hive have evackuate my
spiral colum in de mite. Shore, dc
frunt NV my ches' an de shin NV
Hooray:"
Den you put on feece-line onder-
Jacket agi1 fer de frs tam in
tree day en- w'issel in direcgshun
NV de brakfus' table. 1Sv'ryting
tast O. X. an do WORT look rosy
vance more. But. bar tonder. de
sun set befor' she rig. an de shad-
ows pass over de cart. Yor stock
ms is full NV san an ten tousai'
cockroche begun play hide-an'- GO
SICK all over yor person. Turf
lock. Yor aig an hams lost deere
iiavor an de coffee is spoil. Wan
dive fer de box bakin' sody an
you disappear in de bat room.
Shore. dey have came back in all
dere blistered glory. an millyun
devil sun dis leettle songs:
Scratch. scratch. cross-hatch,
Up an down you go.
Nevair mine II blister more,
Nevair mine it max you sore-
Gar. II teeckles so!
Scratch, scratch. trch a match!
Skun yorseIf atfvesi
Fer wan minnit NV relief
Rake de hide as red as beef,
Groan an cuss de hives.
Moral: De Hives amt half so
bad she seem. so long 1t lokate on
yer nabor or SOM odder mamber
NV de humane rase.
But don't let yor pore judgmunt
git de hes Wv common sence. "
you felt oblige to git sic purity
queeck. try Rumbago or Lockjaw.
Per Romeo. Horace Dyer.