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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-05
MAYBE SOME H00TCH
MADE EN- THINK IT
WAS A REAL TIGER

PARIS, Sept. 5.-while sleeping
peacefully at his home. Andre Pou.
vain. head keeper OF park zoo. was
aroused by several neighbors who re.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-05
DOC GELS Goon nnME

The young female Alrcdale found
last week b no longer greying for
her old home. as the has found an
excellent new one. Many thanks to
the great number who offered to
take her,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-05
BLIND MAN ASKS FOR
HEADPHONES

Has anyone pair Of head
phones they will give or loan a
blind man. lie has all the rest
Of tho equipment for radio &c.
eeiNing set. Cali Ga pitii6sG,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-05
GUILD LADIES TO TREAT
nID EDI.kS

The Sunshine guild ladies will
entertain the old people At the
King county home with leo
cream and cake next Wednes-
day afternoon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-05
HOME EOR A KITTEN

Have you a home for the most
playful little Kitten there ever was?
lie Us pretty and will make some
child wonderfully happy. Call ca ptl.
1926.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-05
a CHANCE ToR III MIDDLE

y NHANNE Fph ItE klblllEa
We have an offer from Mccoy &
Mccoy. chiropractir physicians. AZ
the Rest View naniianum. i25th IT.
and Greenwood ave, 10 take Is chill.
drcn's cases under adylssment and
treat them free.
II you phone this department.
ca plil.i62s. arrangements viii be
made. Cataract and other ego cases
or infAntlls paralysis, where thu
can do tho greatest amount Of good
to humanity. are preferred.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-05

Tomorrow wen sell: Mems Duchess
Trousers, $500 values, for s3A5. While
$500 and $500 Dress Pants have been
marked down 10 S2.45.
Arrow Dress Shirts, formerly $500, go
Saturday for CSC. Beautiful Knit Dress Ties
at Csc. Mems Carriers at SC. While high.
grade Green Hood Shirts, with collars at
tached. have been cut from $500 TO S1.45.
A large stock Of boys seryiceable School
Suits, with pairs pants, 20 tomorrow at
S4.S5.
Mems genuine B. V. ID. garments will go
at Csc. Mems Fall-weight Union Suits at
Csc. While all Mems Heavy Wool Under
wear has been cut to exactly one-half price.
Mems 0veralls at CSC. Mems Collars, all
sizes, at sc. Mems Black Bear 0veralls, in
fact, everything that man needs for dress
or work wear, all included in this sale and
going at such sensational prices as these.
Be here when the DOORS OPEN SATURI
toned few of the bargains offered. Our
and Pine Street are just stacked with hone
CLOTHING SALE before II is too late.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-05
GREAT FREE OFFER SATURDAY

OFFER, will give Mems BeauuiuHg =,
Tailored Two-Pants Suits Of awoo full lined IN bues, u
stripes Sims and stous included OlgnM prices
S35-bu they 20 the wndup price oil
all Of these suits and
the night make this fREE
including hundreds of all late style felt hats VIII be given A9
with each Suit and 0yercoat sold tomorrow. -,
ONLY, included in this FREE ffEf we WI"
your late style Mems and Young Men SUITS ana
Fall weights and paternsorgnal prices
$50 and S25; but they're for
md is Tailored Suits
gray Hart Schaffner Marx ho ~
included this lot Original prices around
$50, they Saturday the windup price OF.
And with these Suits and 0veoats get ABSoLUIh
lection Of hat. a advertised
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-05
They Left a Baby
Girl on Doorstep

EUGENE. Ore, Sept. 5.-A baby
girl was left on the doorstep OF Mrs
II. r. Latin in West Springfield
yesterday. II was wrapped only in
a mans torn shirt and a delapidated
wool sweater.
Most auto fires are due TO short
circuits and back firing.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-05
S 1856
ill
s: S9.85
ST 1856
NOTE: THESE OFFERS FOR SATURDAY ONLY

Mems genuine President Suspenders have
been cut TO 25c. While over 200 dozen Mems
Belts have been cut to 23c. Mems Work
Shirts will go at CSC. While heavy Khaki
Shirts go at S9c. Mems and Boys sl.5O
Caps have been cut to 49c. While all Mems
Khaki Outing Wear will go Saturday at
exactly one-half price.
All Mems $500 Shoes, in broken lines,
will go at S1.98. Mems $500 Dress Shoes
at s2.4s. Mems 5000 Chippewa heavy
Work Shoes at s2.9S. While Mems $1,000
genuine Packard and Bannister Shoes and
Oxfords have been cut to s3.9S. And il
your boy needs pair of shoes for school,
you can buy an all-leather $500 shoe for
S1.95.
And here's the cause OF these enormous reductions
This DuriSee's mems stock must be wound up at
once. together with the combined Red Front stock
at 16Oil6o3 First Avenue, corner Pine Street And
this forced drastic action Is the Of such
saiional low prices these
Az MORNING at 800. We have just men.
our large display windows on First Avenue
[ merchandise. So come TO this GREAT
emember our address:
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-05

ported that a tiger was abroad. Arm.
ing himself with whip and a re.
volver. Pouvain went outside 10 find
that his friends had fled from one OF
their guests, who had crept beneath
n tiger rug.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22

Il find that most people get a.
severe case Of. indigestion when
they try to assirnilate the raw
truth.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22
AT BREAKFAST

II want you to take me with
you when you play lgolf this at
ternoon, Al; the doctor says that
walking around the links may
help me to reduce. I'll carry the
balls and you carry the clubs.
mo, you needn't hire a pro-
3essional to teach me the game
you can give me lessons your
self. You ought to know tho
game thoroughly-you brag shout
your scores to your friends like
you were champion of the United
States. want to go along and
see for myself.
Don't bring any Of your crowd
along. If I'm going to make a
fool Of myself, I want to do It
where nobody can see me.
:.'HThere is no reason why /
shouldn't be a good player,
though; used to be a splendid
croQuet player. When I was q
girl, beat everybody in town
remember, I'll challenge Mrs.
Schnitzel to a match. can't
stand the way she lords it over
me about her golf playing"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22

I do more than a daily dozen,
answering the merry chatter of
the alarm clock, etc.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22
JEST IN FUN

A woman is very much like the
income tax. Both are hard to
figure out.
You can get a woman to fall
for poetry, but the editor, ah,
that is another matter.
Times change. Once it took
ten years for a fellow to drink
himself to death. One sniff does
the trick today. r.
Perhaps they call it idle gossip
because it could be set to work
doing finer things.
The. man who rises to an
emergency is the one who wins
lasting fame, says a writer. Is
that so? Do you know offhand
the name of any famous human
fly?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22

What's the use of blushing
nowadays, anyway! If you do,
they'll only think it's paint.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22
ADVERTISEMENT
4 CLEAR COMP [EXION
Ruddy Cheeks = Sparkling
Eyes-Most Women Can
Have
Says DR.. Edwards, Well-Known
s5ss Ohio Physician

DR. F. M. Edwards for II years
treated scores of women for liver ana
bowel ailments. During these years he
gave to his patients prescription made
Of few well-known vegetable In
gradients mixed with olive Oil, naming
them DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets. You
will know them by their olive color
These tablets are wonder-workers on
the liver and bowels, which cause a
and poisonous matter in ones system
II you have a pale face, sallow look.
dull eyes, plmples, coated tongue, head
aches. q listless, no-good feeling. all
out of sorts, inactive bowels, you take
enc of DR.. Edwards. Olive Tablets
ing results
Thousands of women ana men take
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets--the sue
cessful substitute for calomel--now and
then just T. '-oen them fit. 15c and 3Oc.
NS EcEs~..I-N
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22
FLIPS FROM A
FLAPPER
By Flossie Flapper.

IN ERHAPS the popularity OF.
the tea hound is explained
Z when we come to consider
how very fond of dogs some
women are.
Rolly says that the radio sta
ton that has the most listeners
SUNK.
A certain pair of brown eyes
has resulted in many black ones.
After looking over politics III
say that what it seems to need
most is mop. a pail and
broom.
Romance is still alive, though,
she paints her lips and powders
her nose.
/ hear that Edna is given to
wearing oYeralls in her room.
Wen, no one win ever mistake
her for the janitor. whatever
their joint Of view.
It begins to look as though the
joy-rider, who was once epidemic,
has become Automatically ex.
tinct.
Jimmy says that inspiration
now costs about six-fifty per
bottle.
There is nothing so easy as be-
ing nice to rjah. uncle.
What's the use of blushing
nowadays, anyway! If you do,
they'll only think it's paint.
do more than a daily dozen,
answering the merry chatter of
the alarm clock, etc.
Dame Rumor seems to be a
we'll recognized member of igh
society.
: i often wonder if the moron
doesn't really get more out Of
life that is worth while than the
prodigy.
Is
4 find that most people get a
severe case of. indigestion when
they try to assi1nilate the raw
truth.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22

There Is nothing so easy as be-
ing nice to a rjah, uncle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22

Jimmy says that inspiration
now costs about six-fifty per
bottle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22

Dan thinner says weather
prophets is hull lot like them
Wall Streeters-what they tell
you don't come to pass.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22
UNCLE EZRA
OBSERVES
BY La Monte WaIdron.

a UNIT Hannah Marian says
"a that when spanking went
- out Of fashion an Of the
new-fangled things comes right in.
Mistakes Of folks seems to at
tract more attention than most
anythin' they do.
Politics is becomin' 90 hot over
to the Corners that black eyes
. is gettin' to be noticeable.
Sophy Ann Doolittle amt got
no time to do houseworlk. but she
kin lead the village reform So
ciety hither and yon day in and
day out.
Went over to F'iremen's Hall
last week an seen q lot Of folks
dom nonkeyshines with their
arms an lower limbs. Called it
some kind Of hifalutin' dancin.'
but it looked more like cholera
Inorbus or somethin' to me.
Dan thinner says weather
prophets is hull lot like them
Wall, Streeters-what they tell
you don't come to pass.
Heck Spratt needn't complain
ito me no more about the high
cost Of livin.' Got a boy an two
gals In love up to his house, an
hull three of 'em don't eat
enough to keep a hummin'-bird
goin.'
Browns mule has got himself
into contempt Of court. Blocked
traffic down to the village near
an hour an then kicked Con-
stable Bibbs through a store win
der.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22

It begins to look as though the
joy-rider, who was once epidemic,
has become Automatically ex.
tinct.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22

] often wonder il the moron
doesn't really get more out of
life that is worth while than the
prodigy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-22

Dame Rumor seems to be a
well recognized member of high
society.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03

affected by escaping iaxesF
Mr. William Rockefeller dies and
40 are told ;ts.o0o.ooo was dis
closed By his estate. hut we did
not know anything about a..
Publicity % income tax records.
u seems 20 me. a n proposition
Tint should appeal 20 ever man.
What has been tho arEumrn
against ~ simply that 4, would to
dangerous FOR anybody 10 know
about them because % business
competition. or because a man
might ascertain some things about
another mans business which wero
supposed to be secret and that this
would ply into their affairs.
understand that today over
500. 900. 900 Ia tax refunds have
been had. We DO not know who
got tho refunds.
or course there IN q sccro. state.
nent sent 20 tbs ways and means
committee. and DO not question
but that these refunds arc regular.
but e n n tremendous responsible.
~. and We have no knowledge on
the subject.
Why do wc tie our hands and
say No shall not know about these
records and do not permit ourselves
10 know about thsml j, Il Just
like II was at the last serHlon Of
congress when No could not vote
upon a single amendment. We tied
ourselves up with parliamentary
rules.
We are doing in the sams way
practically tho samo thing now.
with tho treasury department which
Is tho only department OF govern.
ment whero tho public has such
vast business affairs and whsro wo
conflns ourselves simply 10 re.
ports that are issued from that de.
partment without any names being
attached: IN fact. there Is a pen.
atty provided II they do attach the
names.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
LINcoIN AS A soLnIER

While stiii a youth tho Black
Hawk war broke out, n company
was formed In hts nslneoln') neigh.
borhood and 10 was elected It's cap.
tain. He knew nothing OF military
ilfo or tho tactics OF the field. and
yet his friends 70 trusted him and
had such confidence IN his ability
and common sense AZ 20 demand that
no become their leader. II Is told Of
him that ss they marched away. four
abreast, with Lincoln nj their head.
they passed thru m open field and
cano 10 a high fence that barred the
way 10 tho field beyond ana the only
way 20 get thru was BY means Of a
narrow gate Just wide enough for
ono person ~ n time 60 pass. Lin
coin said for tho life OF him he could
not think OF tho command necessary
20 throw tho limo into single file
from a column Of fours. His com.
mon sense stood him In good need.
As they approached tho gate he
shouted 'IIaitr' and then said, This
company In dismissed for two min
uios. when I. win form on the other
side OF tho gaie."--Reprcscnta,ive
Ifers.y u). Ne.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
- SCIENCE ---
Cheap Light

Tho statement that artificial light.
Ing indoors now costs less than nat
ural lighting. and II superior to II,
win cause a khock. But That Is
sciences contention today. II Ia a
development which has come almost
overnight. and IN not yet taken ad-
vantage Of. Science charges to nat.
ural lighting the additional cost Of
windows and akylighta and their
maintenance. heat losses, the cost OF
light courts I'm conEcsted areas. and
some OF the cost OF artificial light
ing where. daylight Ia inadequate.
Artificial light costs only between
and per cent rs much as IL did
century ago. Duo 20 marvellous
recent scientific developments, II
can be controlled In intensity. color
and distribution far beyond natural
light.
Science contends we can now re.
produce daylight artiflclally and
greatly improve upon u, from the
point OF Wow OF distribution and
proper lighting. The ago OF win.
dowloss buildings. ar,lfloinlly vcnti.
lated by force systems. is now pre-.
dlctcd.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
Frieda's Follies

ONE OF tho unaceountable injus.
tees
Is THE birth OF children to par.
cnts
WHOSE whole lives mnrk their
unworthiness
FOR such n blessing.
OF ALL the selfish people, this
married couple
TOOK the cake.
WE WE'RE discussing the new
baby at luncheon.
WAS ONE Of their many nc.
quaintances;
FRIENDS they had none.
II KNEW there would be some.
thing wrong
WITH tho child" one woman
said.
THE BABys heart Is on tho
right side"
LAUGHED nerrily. rs added:
THAT is strange, as both its par.
ents
HAVE theirs on the wrong side. Z"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
What Folks
Are Saying

LUIS ANGEL TIRPo. Argentine
prize fighter. "champlon Of South
Amcricag What do care for thatf
Anybody can have Il. for all Of me.
when I went to tho United States
as champion OF South America
so, tigs FOR my first fight. poohl
laugh
MNE. kULIA Swiss lecturer.
Tho American man IL primitive
10 "a terrible. lie IL without sonti.
meut. lie does no, know how 70
make love-
REV. MAUDE R0iD0N. English
preacher 1T r. a spiritual disci.
plino OF tho most searching kind TO
serve your fcilowmcn
PROFESSOR HERBERT MAR
TIN. Drake university; when n
teacher says admiringiy OF child
that he II q regular little man. or
"A regular little woman no Ia exs
pressing n tragedy. The normal
child mind il different mind"
JUDGE CLYDE REED. Kansas
utility experts Tho railways will
not get their case across TO the
farmers until they change their att.
tudc. They snssr nj tho farmers"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
No.
Your Own Third Degree
TEST SELF FOR GOOD STENOGRAPHY

cant read back 70 be sure he
has Il exactly right
Then dictate the body Of the
letter. including the compliment.
airy ending. az the rate Of 10 sec.
ondE for each interval within
stars n20 words per fninui.i
Tel applicant Of punctuation
marks By merely saying Com.
ma" Period" or Paragraph"
when these occur
Then seat applicant comfort.
ably before STANDARD typewriter.
Provide him with two sheets Of
sxI2 paper and one sheet OF car.
bon paper. Wait until machine
~ adjusted and applicant =
ready 70 start. Note the time
involved tas. three and one.haif
minutesD in TRANSFERRING. not
counting that spent in the xalu.
tation thru Dear Sir"
Read the finished letter care.
fully. checking each mistake. In.
GLIDING spelling. position and
punctuation. Multiply the num-
Der OF errors by five and sub
tract this number from the total
number OF words, $50. Divide
the resulting figure by the mum.
Der OF minutes. including the
fraction, n any. This viii give
the score for the transcribing. or
typing. part Of the test.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
Walsh, in Llmelight, Trims Mustache

torai votes--put him on the in
eligible List 10 far as becoming
her presidential candidate iH con.
cerned.
But shed keep him around. ia
case she gets back 10 the white
House next year. in the eabi.
net. you know. Probably attor-
noy general
For even before he proved his
ability Ia the present oh inyesti.
cations. Walsh was recognized
90 one OF tho keeneat legal minds
in washington. Ito has often
been dubbed AN Encyclopedia Of
Law. due 20 his ability 20 cite
legal references ana decisions
from memory.
In his office ana AZ the senate
walsh Is On indefaiiEnbls work.
tr. Away from the office and
the capital. he likes recreation.
lle igfond OF social life md is
much IN demand NJ dinners and
parties among the official and
social set OF tho city.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
BY HARRY b. HUNT
UTARIuNoTON. Mareh o.

MTAsiuNoToN. March a.
w Miss Democracy las n new
sweetheart A dauhIng. debon.
airo blade ha IL. from out tho
great open Spaces Of tho
Wlnd,swept West A 1.-THE, grace.
ful. eloquent gentleman.
Small wonder. then. that n new
Bpirlt of hopo and SOY has quick
onod tho tagging pulses OF Miss
Democracy.
SO. with new words 20 tho old
dnnoe tune. tho fun party hnr.
mony coming IN heavy on the
Bypoopated time, rho sings:
ooh. Walsh me around again,
Tommy.
Around Around! Aroundw
For walsh. Thomas J. Walsh
OF Helena. Montana, II the new
Iochlnvar 20 whom Miss Domoc.
raey owes her new lease on life
and hope.
walsh f. tho boy who. almost
unaidsd. tunneled thru the bar.
rler or words and evnHions 10 tho
hidden lair OF tho Great OIL
Octopus
whether by fault or foolish.
ness. the operations Of tho Octo-
pus. ho disclosed. had made pos.
niblo By high officials OF the rul.
Ing administration az the
very top IN the republican party
organization.
And right there ls where Miss
Democracy hopes come In.
with the nation aroused over the
disclosures. hhe expects n DoDu.
lar revulsion against republican
rule which win make wheth.
sr from choice or necessity she
doesn't caro- much whioh--iho
popular partner IN the 1924
Presidential Cake Walk.
Now don't misundcrfiand. Miss
Democracy hasn't my matfi.
monini designs on Thomas
She's awfully fond OF him. but
reasons OF policy and such -
Montana having only four cleo.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03

A. an unattached mails - h
hhs been n widowsr several
yrars--hs solves the problem Of
many n hostess in MAILING un
her list. lie IA Q Hight and Riaes.
ful dancer. an engaging conyer.
nationalist and o courtly gallant.
or slender, wiry build. medium
height. cleanly cut features
walsh IS one ot the most dapper
Of senators. Ills clothes are well
tailored. Ills Kold.rlmmed nose
glasses swing from a black six
ribbon around his neck. lie uses
Them only while reading. Ills
silver gray hair Is flung upward
IN n EaucY roach on tho right
side.
a former jafTfnR note IN the
Walsh makeup-his long. luzun.
ant but dropping muaiache Of
the sort known a. "boup-EtraIn.
cr" OF "ramshorn" - has been
eliminated By bis barber ana he
now affects the more modern
clipped fnustache.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
Tax Makers With No Facts
BY JAMES A. FREAR
Congressman From Wisconsin

TUE congress OF tho United
4 states. tho body that ought TO
have information on which 70 draw
bills and Tx rates. based upon pub.
lie records. has no knowledge what.
Socycr, What an absurd situation
Is presented 20 as as intelligent lex.
lsiatnrsl
Here Il a matter OF tho utmost
importance. department. of the
government 20 which four or five
million men today have 90 tend
their returns. and what do we
know about revenue conditions as
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
Maxim q Us Grateful

CWEDEN builds museum-houses, showing exactly how
y people lived and worked centuries ago. Children,
part of their school training taken to these
to educate them in progress.
The same idea would be corkng good thing for
country and adults should be compelled to join the sight
seers, to make generation appreciate the easy time
it has, compared with the early pioneers No fully
appreciates modern conveniences, luxuries and short
hours of work
Sinclair Of his oil
desiring pressure. Harry!
indeed and might be good idea TO practice
retire
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-03-03
THE Lemon Squeezer"

.THE Twentieth Century Limited burns up engine
L every 1875 miles, That's all the Century" can get
out of locomotive. After being speeded to the limit
for 1875 miles the engine exhausted and the train has
stop while fresh engine is hooked The WORKOUT
locomotive is left behind for repairs.
This is very cear-cut picture of modern life and the
sway it wears out" all Of us.
Our generation is almost insane in its desire for speed
At every turn the average encounters peope or stu
atoms system existing for the sole purpose of speed
ing him up In other words the desire and purpose is
to 'burn him OUT fast possible. Well maybe that's
not the DESIRE But it's the net result of the system
- Modern life is like the Twentieth Century Limited OF
course 100 years from it will not make any differ
whether the passengers arrived at destination ahead
Of time a week behind it. But we're living row. not
100 years hence and we're all victims of the system
Business is lemon squeezer Get the juice get it fast
then throw the remains of the lemon away ana reach
for lemon.
This system of taking and burning him up
quickly is bad for his employer for the him.
self because the available supply of worth burning
up is limited, the there is limited supply of
engines capable of hauling the Twentieth Century.
Wise employers men with perspective, realize this.