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The Washington times., 1924-05-23
N NEWLY w ED
w Ais
BY Nat N. Dorfman.

WEYHEN girl resents being
M kissed it's either because
you didn't take her by
complete surprise or because you
didn't continue kissing her after
she insisted that you stop.
Marriages are increasing to such
an extent that statistics cannot
figure the reason. But then. have
they observed the figures issued
by the silk hosiery concerns that
their business has tripled during
the year?
Many a man who. is accused
Of flirting because he winks at
the girls is just innocently be-
traying the fact he is successful
" getting around the prohibition
law.
A married woman will believe
anything about her husband ex-
cept that he can get along with
out her.
The strains of the wedding
march have hardly died down for
the average fellow when the
march of the bill collectors com.
nences to. put a strain on his
bank roll.
The Washington times., 1924-05-23
HAVE A SMILE
WITH US
BY Nat N. Dorfnlan.

nv HE death Of scores Of black.
birds flying over New Jsr.
sey recently was attributed
to the radio. They probably ran
into a program of static,
It has just become bruited about
that when q photographer tried
to take a picture Of the Prince OF
Wales following one Of his falls
off a horse the prince in anger
snapped at him. This, however.
did not ruff1e the cameraman in
the least. He just snapped right
back.
A Western scientist announces
he has discovered substitute for
gasoline, and the chances are that
not until all the stock is sold vii:
the discovery explode.
A lot Of people are fired by am.
bition; but a great army more
by the boss.
The trouble with lot Of people
who are musically inclined is that
the neighbors may not be. TN
The Washington times., 1924-05-23

silent for neuralgia. neuritis and even
head colds and nasal catarrh."
Answering the above letter, we, tho
makers Of Joint-Ease. know that what
this thriving New Jersey druggist says
ID. true, but we still maintain that
Jeint-Ease 10 prepared for stiff, in
famed, painful. swollen joints, whether
IN ankle, knee. hip, elbow, shoulder
finger or spine.
You'll like to use stainless Joint Ease
for with just one minutes rubbing, It
soaks in through the flesh direct to the
ailing bones and liGaments--thats why
1t succeeds-for when Joint Ease gets In
joint agony gets out--quick--aud with
ont any waste Of time all swelling and
congestion disappears. tube for 90
cents.
Peoples Drug storeS sell lots Of joint
Ease.
The Washington times., 1924-05-23
! PRINT THIS ABOUT
Joint-Ease
Says Druggist

"Joint-Ease 10
selling like hot
cakes in my
store because 1t
is q wonderful
and speedy rem
edy for all joint
troubles.
but why not
impress on tens
of thousands Of
suffering pepole
some OF the
things that dog
ems of my Gus
toners tell me
almost daily.
"Some say that
it knocks out
luinbago ov er
night others
assert that for
chest colds and
sore throat 1t has
no equal, while
many insist that
there is nothing
they ever tried
that IL so Offi-
The Washington times., 1924-05-23
FEEL BETTER
in FEW HOURS
OR NO COST
Take DR.. Thacher's Liver and
Blood Syrup.


This is the time Of year when your
liver becomes sluggish ana your intes-
tines become clogged up with poisonous
waste. Your liver does not properly
purify blood that flows to your skin.
The. result is saliow complexion. dark
circles and pimples. As these poisons
continue to flood Your system your
resistance is lowered. you feel dull and
tired and sick.
Make this test Cleanse ana tone
your liver with Or. Thacher's Liver ana
Blood Syrup. Contains pure ingredients
prescribed by physicians. Helps nature
strengthen your stomach, soothe tired
and Over-taxed nerves. brace up system
and purify your blood. Notice quick
difference in way you look, eat. sleep
and feel. You, too, will be satisfied, as
others have, or no cost.
DR.. TEACHERS is sold and recon-.
mended under this guarantee by
Peoples Drug Stores and all lead.
ing druggists.
The Washington times., 1924-05-23
DR.. PIERCE
Restore Health by
Gland Treatment
Says Science
GlandOgen Provides Simple Method
Of Taking Glandular Treatment

According 10 a recent Newspaper
dispatch, tho vigors OF youth have
been returned to men of mature
age, through the beneficial results
received from glandular treatment.
This remarkable scientific work has
been accomplished by the head
physician and surgeon of one of
CALIFORNIA; State Institutions. It
is asserted that reports show 8
cases out Of ten as being successful
with records OF over 1000 cases
treated.
The object of glandular treatment
IL to build up the devitalized glands
so they may continue their normal
function Of supplying the vital
glandular socretions SO necessary
to physical energy and perfect
health.
Since Science has prepared a
gland treatment in convenient,
compact tablet form--Glandogen
II Is a simple matter to take gland.
uIar treatment. Glandogen is sci
ettifically prepared from the glands
of healthy young animals and com.
bined with other efficaclous if,gred
tents. 1t Is prepared in two differ.
ent forms-orle for women and one
for men. G1andogen ID obtainabie
at Peoples Is Drug Stores.
The Washington times., 1924-05-23
Have You Pains?
This Advice is for You if Suffering
from Rheumatism.
WI.n nus DSnrNn DAv.noHSna
Use DIR. Pierce Remedies

from Rheumatism.
Use DIR. Pierce Remedies
Volga, w Va.-"Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery proved 80
helpful and beneficial in my past
state of ill health that I was glad
to try .Anuric, the new discovery Of
DR.. Pierce, When I received the
sample package of Anuric Tablets
I was in a delicate condition and
suffered from many discomforts. /
ached all over, was constipated.
had indigestion, and was extremely
nervous; another discomfort was
shifting rheumatism, something /
had had for years. At that time
it was in my hips and lower
limbs. began taking the Anuric
Tablets according to directions. I
took the contents Of the package
and can say. and speak in the
bounds of truth that / have not
had rheumatism since. / have no
indigestion and am not constipated.
The relief given me by Anuric
could not be more satisfactory
Mrs. Josephine Corder Rymer.
r. r. D. 2.
Step into any drug store and ask
for q 65-cent pkg. of "Anuric,"
which Is many times more potent
than lithia. A short trial will con-
vince you. Send 10c to DR.. Pierce's
lnvalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y, for
trial pkg. or write for free advice.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-24

hearing. A transcript of the proceed
ings at. the hcayin,. Mr.. Bass said,
are then forwarded TO the commits.
sioncr OF internal revenue. who. from
the transcript. determines whether
the government is entitled 10 the pen
altics. II the commissioner decides
TO seek payment OF the penalties.
lien is placed upon the property Of
the defendant. the lien being in effect
until the. Judgment is satisfied. Should
the judgment not b. satisfied. he said,
then foreclosure follows.
Although these hearings. have been
held for the last six or eight months
throughout the country Mr.. Bass said,
this is the first hearing of this ma
tuye that has been he'd in San An
tonic. Hearings. however. have been
frequently held in Austin, the head
quarters for the district comprising
roughly the southern half of Texas.
No details were made public con
corning the hearing in the deputy col
lector's office Saturday. Mr.. Bass
and Mr.. Warenkin returned TO Aus
tin at the conclusion OF the hearing.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-24
In Society

and visitors. No reservations will
be taken after Monday evening. For
reservations call Mrs. +. L. Stauffer
or Mrs. c. j. Matthews.
The Phi Zeta Chi will meet with
Tommye Hazel Hall, 22O2 Buena
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The Tuesday Musical Club luncheon
will be held at the st. Anthony Hotel
at II O'Clock Tuesday with Miss
Hilda Brian in charge of the program
Mrs. Horace +. Hotchkiss will be the
honor guest and will speak on music
are welcome. Reservations can be
made by calling Miss Brian.
- - -
The San Antonio Pen Women will
meet at, . o'clock Tuesday with Mrs.
Sandal Doerr, 221 East Craig place.
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Miss Mildred johnson will be in
structor at the first dancing class OF
old fashioned dances for the Pioneer
Ball at 4 o'clock Tuesday at the
Gunter Hotel.
The Herff School Parent-Teachers
Association will entertain with sill
yer tea at the home of Mrs. j. =.
Benkendorfer on South Pine street
from 3 to o'clock Wednesday after.
noon. An interesting program will
be given.
y - ~
The state and district officers and
delegates of the Texas Federation OF
Women's Club will be entertained at
luncheon Tuesday at IL o'clock in
the st. Anthony Hotel ballroom.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-24
Simple Way to
Relieve Gas
on Stomach

Nearly everybody is troubled at
times with excessive gas in the stom-
ach and bowels. In many cases the
stomach expands and presses against
the heart. causing intense pain. palpi-
tation, difficult breathing or other an
noying symptoms. As a rule, these
attacks are accompanied by burning
in the stomach, headache, dizziness,
hiccough, drowsiness after eating, or
a peculiar nervous feeling.
The. easiest way to prevent such
distress is to take Eopa Gas Tablets
before and after eating. They are
wonderfully beneficial to the stomach,
and when used as directed will gem
orally give permanent. lasting results.
"Eopa." the original and only genuine
Gas Tablets, are sold in San Antonio
by ii. l.. Wagner Drug Co.. 40 and
407 l.. Houston ST., and all leading
druggists. Price S1.00 everywhere
Boericke & Runyon Co., Mfrs, San
Francisco.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-24
REVENUE COLLECTOR
HERE TO LOOK INTO
3OOTLECGERS' CASES
May Collect Penalty for Re-
failing Liquor With
out Permit. 1

That the national prohibition act
contains a civil liability clause which
provides a heavy penalty for those
who retail. wholesale or manufacture
liquor without first obtaining a per-
nit from the collector of internal rev.
enue-although no permits are given
lis fact that is not new to the
public, althOughs it is but little
known section of the national liquor
laws. That its enforcement is being
put into effect throughout the state
was revealed Saturday with the pres
ence in this city Of ]. w. Bass. col
lector Of internal revenue. and c. r..
Warenkin. legal adviser TO the state
prohibition enforcement director. to
be present at hearing in the office
OF the deputy collector Of internal rev.
enue in charge of the San Antonio dis
trict.
The national prohibition laws. Mr..
Bass explained. provide that civil &C.
tion may be instituted TO recover
double the amount of the license that
would haye been given under the old
internal revenue laws for the sale
or manufacture of liquor. Reports Of
the prohibition commissioner and of
the Internal revenue offices in
Washington are exchanged. he said.
and action is brought through the in
ternal revenue department by request
of the prohibition commissioner
against those accused Of violation of
the liquor laws. A court conviction is
not necessarily a prerequisite to the
institution of civil proceedings, Mr..
Bass said.
After action is instituted within
the internal revenue department. the
subject of the action is notified that
proceedings have been instituted
against him and he is given an op-
portunity to reply and demand a
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-24
Be Careful What You
Wash Your Hair With

Many soaps and prepared shampoos
contain too much free alkali which is
very injurious, as it dries the scalp
and makes the hair brittle.
The best thing to use is Mulsified
cocoanut oil shampoo, for this is pure
and entirely greaseless.. 1t is inexpe1-
sive and beats anything else all to
pieces. You can get this at any drug
store, and a few ounces will last the
whole family for months.
Two or three teaspoonfuls is all
that is required. Simply moisten the
hair with water and rub it in. 1t
makes an abundance of rich, creamy
lather. cleanses thoroughly. and rinses
out easily. The hair dries quickly
and evenly. and is soft. fresh looking,
bright. fluffy, wavy and easy to man
age. Besides, it loosens and takes out
every particle of dust, dirt and dan-
druff.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-24

Colonel and Mrs. Ralph Harrison
will entertain with dinner party
Monday evening at headquarters com
plimenting Major General and Mrs.
p. NJ. Lewis before their departure
for Europe.
Mrs. Carleton Adams will entertain
with luncheon at l o'clock Tuesday,
complimenting Miss Elizabeth Steele
of Lexington, KY, at her home. About
30 guests will be present.
Mrs. w. S. Fly will entertain with
an informal luncheon at the Country
Club, Tuesday.
Major and Mrs. Dorwin Lakeland
will entertain with buffet suppe:
Tuesday evening at their quarters at
Kelly Field, complimenting Major
General and Mrs. 4. NJ. Lewis, who
will leave shortly for Europe and
upon their return will be stationed at
Honolulu. About eighteen guests will
be present at the dinner. An informal
reception will follow with officers OF
Kelly Field and their wives calling
TO meet Major General and Mrs.
Lewis.
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The Battle of Flowers Association
will hold their meeting alto O'Clock
Tuesday morning i 8. g ta g Mens'r'
Mrs. W. s. Hendrick will entertain
with a bridge luncheon at her home
Tuesday. .complimenting Mrs. r. f.
White of st. Joseph. Mo-, the guest
of Mrs. A. r. Weakley.
y ~ y
Mrs. Fl. Y. Williams will entertain
with an informal luncheon at her home
Thursday, complimenting Mrs. A. 3.
Weakley's guest, Mrs. II. Il. White of
st. Joseph. Mo-, and few of the
young matrons.
Mrs. Gail Brown of Sherman. the
guest of Mrs. Burt Calvin, and Mrs.
William Holm of Albuquerque.~N.M NJ.
the guest of Mrs Homer Hammond,
will be complimented with bridge
tea Tuesday afternoon. given at the
Rosebloom tea room by Mrs. Calvin
and Mrs. Hammond. About 36 guests
will be included in the guest list.
y y y
Mrs. Albert Boone entertained with
a charming bridge party Thursday.
complimenting Mrs. Dorsey of Gal
weston. the guest of Major and Mrs.
Desobry. The party was given in the
quarters of Mrs. Boone. Several ia
bles of players We're present.
y - y
Mrs. L. r. Coppock entertained
with an informal bridge party Thurs
day afternoon, complimenting Mrs.
Matthew Steele at her home. About
three tables of players were pres
ent.
Colonel and Mrs. Matthew Steele OF
Fargo, n. d., are spending the win
ter in San Antonio, stopping at the
Menger Hotel.
Miss Kitty West Schreiner. stu
dent of Spence's School in New York.
is home to spend the Easter holt
days with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Schreiner.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Petriny return
: ed to San Antonio from. Ozona. Tex.
=. Philips, their brother-in-law.
The Girls Friendly Society will
meet at st. Marks parish house at 6
o'clock Tuesday evening.
- .S -
The annual luncheon of the Lotus
Club will be held at IL 80 Saturday.
March 90 in the ballroom of the Cunt
err Hotel. Reservations may be made
through Mrs. A. J. Mckenzie, chair
man. and her committee. Mesdames
II. Fl. Dennis, H. II. Rand. A. II.
Winkenhower and Miss Yantis. The
public is invited to attend.
u " y
A luncheon will be given at the
Woman's Club by the Fifth District
Federation of Women's Clubs at
II 80 Wednesday for the delegates
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-24
War Chsplaiu Ill,

New York. March 24.-Rev. Father
Francis p. Duffy. war chaplain of
the l65th regiment of the Rainbow
Division. the former "fighting Goth,
has suffered a nervous breakdown fol-
lowing an attack of influenza, it be-
came known Sunday. Father Duffy
was sent to his bed by physicians who
say his condition is not serious.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-24
EIGHT DIE IN WRECK
Express and Freight Train Collide in
France.

Metz. Lorraine. March 24.-Eight
persons were killed and eleven others
injured in a collision today between
the Ostend-Basle express and freight
train.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-24
Bulgaria to Pay $4,000, 900 Levas.
Snfia Rulparia March % - Ar

Sofia, Bulgaria. March "a. - An
agreement. between Foreign Minister
Kalloff and the inter-allied commits
sion has been reached by which Bull
garia will pay 25.0O0,OOO gold leyas
for the expenses of the armies Of oc-
cupation after the armisticc. The pay.
ments are to be made in ten annual
installments with interest at the rate
of per cent.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-24
1heIetere Of Lefty
n which she f}n6s
9anArtouo q deHqlrt
fAd place toAas/
Fan, de arI

It's all I dreamed Remember, n
settled Antonio, Texas3
To think going live here is toe sonderfal for
business. wrote
fore apartment Junior That
paddng around in the glorious
outside playing teacupfl Of sand lost
Imagine IT, this time Of
nothing OF spring!
fingers to play in the dirt, just
and home! But it's really
responsbiiity Of investing
just 32oo Is little $1,000 in
five saving.
the little
made and the bits picked as subtt-
Junior wasi
everybody said It would be foolish TO try
They we'd be taking suoh RESPONSE
think which would
married years now,
bothered before But this soft climate to do
ache! finger
into soft dirt drop seed down and wsse for 70
see quaint breakfast set
WANT HONE!
This insidious CITY! I'LL be content though We are
really comfortably situated We nave nsaf or eupae1
fourth of entte income!
in v" dare
Mould too much
GraoiousI started out TO tell how overjoyed I
being in San htOnS md here d only raUss on about
ABOUT dozens Of fascinating places. >asss5
this a serial letter! III have lot OF time
to write, since I know nobody, YETI
Do tell everybody rs picture
going the
without wrap OF sort!
There goes Junsr, following Possnan! I'll to
run! Worlds Of love-
The Washington times., 1924-06-20
DR.. sLossoN DEPLoREs
CARELESS USE OF WORDS

The careless use of words with
the result that many lose their
original exactness Of definition was
decried by Doctor Edwin E. Slosson
in an address last night to the
graduates Of Wilson Normal School.
Diplomas were awarded to seventy.
eight.
Assistant Superintendent r.. L.
Haycock, presided and delivered a
brief address Of greeting. Presi-
dent James T. Lloyd of the Board
of Education awarded the diplo.
mas. The welcoming address was
delivered by Miss Doris Lucille
Ehle, president Of the graduating
class. Miss Jeanette Speiden re.
cited the class poem. The Rev.
erend H. c. Parkman offered the
invocation. Parents and friends
were received by Miss Anne M. God.
ing, principal, assisted by the
faculty.
The Washington times., 1924-06-20
ABSOLUTELY THE ONLY ONE
OF HIS KIND.

Dear Bin: Little did I think
a0hen Coolidge aOas nominated
tAGt 4ooNId be brought before
the public gaze as h6Ve been
on account Of my beiftO the only
person IN the United St0tes tCho
didn't soy: az told you So"
After the nomination 4 got out
N some tCGy that there 4ods one
person IN this country 1cho failed
to make this remark, and tOhe~
" tc0S learned / tods the guilty
party I haze been kept busy try
ting to e@pIdi9t that though
didn't say, "I told yoM So" / did
say, "WHGt did / tell yout"
But 1t doesn't seen. to do any
good. They tcon't let me rest.
/ haze bdfric6ded myself IN
mn room, ds reporters haze ME
besieged, but from sounds oDer-
heard / am certain that at least
four of these 1tetcS hOtHds are
choppinO their 4cGy through the
roof. / knob that they are re-
porters, for / Just heard one Of
them ask " "either Of you guys
has buck you can lend me it't-
til pay day"
OF course u they get to me,
as they tDiII, I'lI haze to Urite
or dictate something about my
self telling tOhy ] failed to. say
4ohGt every other man and tO0msGn
IN the country tcGs saying.
AboWf the oMIu tUGy voU can
dodge reporter, GnVhotO, 10 to
climb a tree and pull the tree
Wp after you, and eVem then he
Is likely to be hanging on to the
roots Of the tree.
A CONTRIB.
The Washington times., 1924-06-20
SHEET NJ { 7 Al
MEN ELECT
MARKLE
Atlanta Defeats Cleveland as
Next Convention City
Other Officers

W. G. MarlSle, Of Pittsburgh. was
elected president Of the national AS.
ISOLATION Of Sheet Metal Contractors
ct the closing session of the annual
convention today at the Raleigh
Hotel. He succeeds John A. Pier.
pont, Of Washington.
Atlanta was selected by a vote Of
Il to 20 az the next convention city.
Its competitor was Cleveland.
Other officers elected are p. l..
Biersach, Milwaukee, Wis, first
vice president; Walter p. Budd, Dur
ham, N. C., second vice president;
N. A. Lichty. Waterloo, Iowa, third
vice president; Joseph Gardner, In.
dianapolis. Ind, fourth vice presi.
dent; d. L. Seabrook Philadelphia,
reelected secretary, ana Jules Ge.
rock, jr., st. Louis, reelected treas.
urer. Mr.. Seabrook following his
reelection reminded the convention
he win be secretary Of the national
body twenty years next February,
Trustees for three years elected
ara Mr.. Pierpont, retiring president:
y. =. Merrill. Louisville, KY, and
w. A. Fingle, Baltimore. George
Ray. Charlotte, N. c., was elected
trustee for two years.
Among the resolutions adopted
which dealt with trade businea1
was one authorizing an appropria.
ton for publication % an index OF
specifications for information Of
metal workers and al allied crafts
ne convention adjourned az ths
elono e Tie morning seasion today,
The Washington times., 1924-06-20
BONUS BLANKS
FOR VETERANS
READY
Distribution Of Six Million APP
pIications 6egins-cIerks
SchooIed
By STEWART JACKSON,
international News Service.

The initial distribution Of appli-
cation blanks for the soldiers
bonus will be begun today when
100000 forms are being sent out
by Major General Robert G..
Davis, Adjutant General of the
Army, directly to posts of the
American Legion, chapters Of the
Red Cross, Veterans of Foreign
Wars, Disabled American Vet
Grams, Army, Navy and Marine
Corps posts and recruiting offices.
Will End In Week.
The distribution from today on
will keep pace with the printing
Of the blanks and is being made
by geographical priority, so that by
Monday the distribution of the s.
100000 blanks will occur over the
United States at practically the
same time.
Monday the final and complete
distribution will be made on the
same scheme, so as to be accom-
plished by Saturday Of next week.
1t will consist Of 100000 which
will be sent to all post offices.
More than 800 additional clerks
already are at work on the 5000
filing cases Of record which have to
be consulted. These cases have
been removed from the War De-
partment to the old Census Building
as there was insufficient space in
either the State, War and Navy
Building or the Munitions Building
for the work. The number OF ad-
ditional clerks viii be increased to
100 by the end. Of June and by
the end % July the entire force Of
ASH necessary for the work VII
have been obtained.
m c1nrka arr novv hufrnu $1,000
The Washington times., 1924-06-20
TWO GOOD ONES.

y F d
During . college baseball game
was being. hit rather TOO freely.
As result the beginnfng % the
ninth Inning found his team traIl-
Ing and the opp0slng team pOunde
ing his offerings numerically.
The student body, loyal to the
end, decided TO give him . yell
In order 70 brace him up . bit.
The cheer leader was given the
whats the matter with Gray %
he bawled, while facing the spec
~Sit down. Yuh big Stiff. an
eweFed q hard boiled bird from
the. crowd, ''that's what we'vo
tryin' TO find out ourselves!"
RastuG Brown was before the.
sndge. ch9rGed With .drqnkenne.s.g..
offering no defense whatever.
cleared his tIhrnae: 'We1I, Rastus.
1 suppose you know IL IL o rather
serious thing TO be charged with
this mlademeanOr.p
"Y9 hOnAh," replied Ra6tus, ~
"Do yOu mean to deny that
yOu were intoxicated, after having
Just confessed your guilt -
emo, sah," answered Rastus, III
haint denyln' de intOxlcatin' end
but I does deny haVin' been
charged with naiedemean0r, when
knows puffickly well dat ! was
charged with pufflckly respectable
gin!" JOE H. HOLMAN.