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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
A Careless Storys

Miss Dorothy Wynn CareIcssly laid
her diamond ring. valued nj 1000. on
the rim of a waShstand i'm the rest
room of oklahoma City's courthouse.
When Miss Wynn reached To pick up
her gem It was gone. The loss was
advertised. but the days went by and
brought no news OF the ring. Recent
ly while spending n night ut n hotel,
Miss Wynn had n vivid dream. Tho
word look" appeared on the wall Mt
the foot of the bed in glowing letters.
Then the word "in" flashed In view.
followed by the flower pot" just like
an electric sign. Miss Wynn got out
Of bed ard turned on the light. Her
glance fell on n large American
Beauty rose in n porcelain bower pot
we'll filled with black earth which
some one had placed in her room
that day. Removing the long stem
med rose to better inspect the pot.
the beautiful flower tipped slightly
and out dropped Miss Wynn's spark
ling ring, undimmcd by its adven-
lures in parts unknown! Nobody
knows who sent the rose. A nice
little case for Watson.---Capper'
Weekly.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
FAIRFIELD

A special meeting Of the y. E. o. p.
Will be held this evening at their
hall for the purpose of the nomina-
ton and election of officers.
Mrs. Myron J. Smith of Skowhe-
gan passed yesterday at the home of
Mrs. w. +. Briggs OF Newhall street.
Miss Edith Knowlton has returned
to her studies at Wheaton college,
Norton, Mass, after passing the holi-
days with her parents, DIR. and Mrs.
L. A. knowlton.
Miss Gertrude Davis has returned
to Norfolk, Mass, where she Is tea
ching after being at the home of her
parent, Mr.. and Mrs. w. l.. Davis Of
Lower Main street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
Gets Custody Child

Belfast. Me-, Jan. SIN the Wal
do county probate court Tuesday,
Judge Eliery Bowden granted the
petition of Leroy r. Norton of Port
land for the custody of his three
years-old child, Francis l.. The
child has been in the Waldo county
jail with it's mother for several
months. Ethel /. Norton. who plead
ed guilty to a statutory charge and
is awaiting sentence. Mrs. Norton.
1t Is alleged. eloped from Portland
with Albert Sawyer. who Is also in
the Belfast Jail awaiting sentence.
Mrs. Norton has been married but
four years and is now 10 years old.
Mr.. Norton is an ex-service man and
Will take the child to Portland.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
SOLON

Mrs. Emily Patterson Is i'll with
pneumonia; nurse came Monday to
care for her.
Ernest Decker drove up from
Skowhegan Monday in a car equip
ped with a new arrangement for
travelling on snow.
. Charles Fairbrother OF Portland Is
in town selling fertilizer.
Carol Head returned to his lum-
her camp Monday after being at
home several DAYS because OF an in
jury to his shoulder.
J. F. Philbrook. Jr. returned Sat
urday to his studies at the Maine
School of Commerce in Auburn.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09

TAR from where Mr.. French was found
y tne ditch. They also testified to
tne yellow paint found on the front
tfres OF the wheels on Mr.. Forgione's
car and OF the condition of the car.
The victim OF the accident WAS I'M
able to appear in court.
The sensation Of the day came
when Arthur Chapman of Portland
on his opening announced that the
respondent would admit that there
was an accident and that he had been
IN collision with Mr.. French. although
they would deny that that he was
driving recklessly. On the witness
stand Forgione stated that he told
the witnesses the story about not
having part In the accident, because
he was excite" He said that he was
driving about Is miles ON hour when
he saw French ahead of him, blew his
norm and thought he had plenty Of
room 10 pass. Said that just as he
was about to pass he thought the
wagon must have swerved that when
ne saw the horse jump he damned
on his brakes and stopped his car,
which then swung crosswise Of the
road. He got out as soon as he
stopped and went back TO where Mr..
French had been thrown and did all
ne could for him. Then he backed
his car out OF the road and at that
time the others came. He said that
the man was hurt and bleeding and
he was excited and said he didn't do
it. Mr.. Forgione is a naturalized
Italian.
The defense rested at $40 P. NJ.
and the arguments will be heard at
nine thirty. The case will go to the
jury about noon Wednesday. County
Attorney Ralph ]. Morse is prescott
ing the case and the respondent is
represented by Arthur Chapman Of
Portland and Arthur Richie Of Bel
fast.
Guilty was the verdict rendered
in the case of Freeman NJ. Harvey,
appealed from lower court charged
with operating a motor vehicle while
under the influence of liquor. He
was remanded to Jail to await sent
ence. The case was heard in the
Waldo county supreme court, Judge
Guy II. Sturgis presiding.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09

won't be ready to cut for some
time as there are only few inches
in the Ponds Yet.
Emerald, the little daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Charles Rollins, who broke
her arm in two places on Dec. l, was
taken TO DIR. DeveauXf hospital ono
day last week. where the arm had 10
he broken over and set again as II
was found not to be knitting
properly. DR.. Young of SIowhegan
attended her,
Russell owens OF Concord came
down from Skinner last week with
the team belonging to the :. ID. War
rem company where he has been en-
ployed for some time. He put the
horses on the train for Portland
where he will work at the Cempany's
mill, ....
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
/ CLINTON
Mrs. Mabel L. Edmunds Cornish

The death of Mrs. Mabel l.. Ed
munds Cornish occurred Friday at
the home of her daughter, Mrs. +. G.
Blackley OF Newburyport. Mass. The
remains arrived In town Sunday
evening and were conveyed to tho
home OF her brother. Edgar f. Mari,
whore the funeral was conducted by
Rev.. Sidney Wakely who read the
service of the Episcopal church.
There were many floral gifts and the
burial was in the family lot in Ca
naan. The following were bearers,
Fred Mason, Will Holt. Alton Mason
and Harry Holt. Out of town rela-
tives were Alton IL. Edmonds OF
Springfield VT. George s. Edmonds of
Rutland, Vt, Mrs. i. c. lackley of
Newburyport. Mass. Ora EdmonGs
and Waldo Edmonds of Waterville,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09

does She had not taken the first
bottle before it began to help her,
and we will always say that Lydia
4. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
10 the best medicine she ever took. /"
Mrs. E. DARBY, Oil N. 10th St.
Richmond, Indiana. -
An Ohio Mother Reports
Columbus. Ohio. - "When nv
daughter became ID years of age
she was ailing very much. The
doctor gave her medicine, but she
was very weak, and he always had
70 write excuses for her as she could
not attend the gym classes, and
/ often had to keep her homo from
school. I had taken Lydia b. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound for nv
nerves and rundown condition, 40
/ gave her three doses daily. and
also Lydia E. Pinkham's Blood Medi-
cine. Our friends are surprised Ia
see how fine and toll she d rettin0
and bow well she is. Twill gladly An.
swer letters and give you : fine rec.
ommendation for other mothers. /"
Mrs. MARIE MIELKE, 614. Elmer
Street, Columbus, Ohio.
Over 100, 900 women have 20 far "a.
piled TO our question, Have Won re.
Seiyed benefit from taking LYDIA 3.
Plnkham's Vegetable Complainant
SS per cent Of these replies answer
Yes" That means that 98 out Of
every l00 women who have taken
snis medicine have been helped by
& For sale By druggists ever.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09

The monthly melting OF Eleazcr
Parker Chapter u. A. r., will he held
today at the home of Mrs. Arthur W.
Richardson. The members meet in
the forenoon for a twelve O'Clock din
ner. The business and literary meet
ing Will be held in the afternoon.
Mrs. Lottie ID. Wakely, regent will
have charge of the meeting. a pro-
gram on Benjamin Franklin will be
an interesting feature.
Fireside Chapter. O. l.. s, will
serve n 4 o'clock supper in the din
ing room of that order next Monda y
evening preceding the regular meet
ing. Tho committee consists of Mrs
Jennie Harmon, Mrs. Ellie L. Deck
er, Mrs. Mabel Osborne, Ilewellyn
Decker. Cecil Goodrich. Members
who are not otherwise directed are
requested to furnish pastry for the
supper. All members are cordially
invited to be present. The annual
election of officers will take place
and the annual reports will be given
at the business meeting.
Henry Knight of Easton has been
n guest for several days of Mr.. and
Mrs. Willis Z. Knight of Main street
He left Tuesday morning for Bris-
tol, Conn, where he will he employed
Miss Jennie Flye left Tuesday
morning for MASSACHUSETTS, TO pass
the remainder of the winter with
relatives.
Frank T.. Besse leaves this morn
ing for Boston, where he will attend
to business matters at his leather
store for a few days. On Wednesday
of next week he will leave for Cali
fornia. accompanied hy Mrs. Besse
and their nieces, Miss Hazcltine
Albion.
Watts OF Clinton and Miss Besse Of
Pine Cone Women's club held Il
very enjoyable meeting Tuesday aft
ernoon at the home of Mrs. Ida G,
Rolfe. Mrs. Mabel c. Osborne, pres
ident, directed the meeting. After
the business was disposed of pro-
gram full of thoughts for the new
year was given by the members. Mrs.
Rolfe served delicious lunch of
sandwiches, pickles, doughnuts,
cheese, cream pie and coffee.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
Mrs. A. J. Downes

The death of Mrs. A. j. Downes
occurred Tuesday morning at 1890
after a long illness, during which
time she had been most patient
suffered. Mrs. Downs. who was Ara
minta Simpson. daughter OF Stephen
and Maria Simpson of Levant, was
born September 6, 1850. She was
married in 1873 to A. J. Downes and
their married life was passed at
Stetson. She came here % years ago.
There were four children in the
family, Annie c.. who died in 1908;
Or. Arthur a., whose death occur
red in 1913. and the two daughters,
Mabel and Matte. who have been
most devoted to their mother during
her many years OF failing health and
suffering.
Mrs. Downes was a member of the
Baptist church and faithful worker,
but her home was her place Of devo-
ton. Besides her daughters she is
survived by a daughter law, Mrs.
Nira Downes of Brooklyn. n. Y.
The funeral services will be held
Friday afternoon at. . o'clock from
the home on Elm street.
Wednesday afternoon at 400 r.
NJ, the "Cornfed Band" will hold a
rehearsal in the American Legion
hall in preparation for their share of
tho musical trc;t t, The Cornfed
Cut-ups' On the evening of tie
same date at 1880 7. NJ. there will
be a rehearsal of the cast and quar-
tct OF the musical novelty, THE
Cornfed Cut-ups,' which is to be
given by the Geo. o. Grover Post No.
IA, American Legion, during the let
ter part of Januar"
The Geo. o. Grover Post No. IA
American Legipn viii hold election
of officers. which was postponed on
account of the storm. on Sunday A.
NJ. at 80 o'clock. Other very i'm
portant business is to be brought up
and all ex-service men are earnestly
requested to attend.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
PITTSTON

NORTH-Miss Adelia Cummings
closed her school here for the win
ter and has returned to her home
in Bethel
George Sparrow and Walter Beck
with. who enlisted in the army
reached California last week ana
now are on their way TO Wyoming.
Gertrude webb. who closed her
school in Chelsea last Friday. left
Tuesday for Fairmont, W. Va,
where she will attend normal school.
The Kings Daughters will meet
with Mrs. Georgia Jones, January
II
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
BELFAST

Miss Helen Dinsmore wescott,
who has been passing the holidays
with her parents. ex- Mayor and Mrs.
- w. Wescott. gave dinner party
Monday night in honor OF the BIRTH
day of her house guest and class
mate at Wheaton, Miss Marie
thompson Of Salt Lake City.
surprise party was rendered
Miss Belle Heating Monday night at
tbe Blaisdell bungalow. In honor OF
her birthday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
Miss EstelIe Pitcher

Funeral services will be held We'd
nesday for Miss Estolle Pitcher, who
died in Northport at the age OF "A
Years. Three sisters and one brother
survive her. Misses Caroline, Lovina
and Grace, all Of Northport. and one
brother, Captain Joseph w. Of
Salem.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
NEW COLONIAL TO
OPEN MONDAY NIGHT

Barring any unforeseen delays the
new Colonial Theatre, built to re-
mace that which was burned last
TebYuary, will be opened Monday
night with Mary Pickford in Tess of
The Storm Country. The new house
Il decidedly different from the old
one. 1t has no balcony and yet 1t
seats more than the other. the total
being T1s, whereas the old theatre
seated 675. The new organ has ar
rfyed and win be installed immcd-
lately and it Is hoped to have 1t
ready for the opening night. Belfast
will gladly welcome the new picture
house and the opening night win be
a gay one. George G. Thompson of
belfast viii be manager, assisted by
Harold Scavey. The new house Is
owned by the Famous Players
Iasky company.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
YOUR DAUGHTERS HEALTH
Mothers of Ailing Daughters, Attention
How Two Mothers Helped Their Dauehters
by Giving them Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Every mother possesses informa-
ton of vital Importance to her young
daughter, and the responsibility for
the girls future is largely in her
hands.
When school girls thoughts be.
come sluggish, when she suffers
the consequences Of wet feet, pain,
headaches, fainting spells, loss of
sleep and appetite and is irregular,
her mother should have a care for
her physical condition and give her
Lydia <. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, which has proved q reliable
aid to nature for just such condi-
tons in 30 many cases.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
Sabine-Wing

William NJ. Sabine and Mrs. Susan
Wing both of Clinton were united in
marriage Monday evening by Rev.
Sidney Wakcly at his residence. They
will make their home on the Hill road
in this town.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
WAYNE

State Lecturer NJ. J. Hartman Of
Readtield. installed the following Off
GERS for 1924 at Wayne Grange. Sat
urday, Jan. S: Master, C. S. Gctt:
overseer. \. B. Fuller: lecturer. Mrs
Susie Turner: steward. NJ. It. New
comb: assistant steward. Charles
Norris; chaplain, Mrs. Carollett Bur-
CESS: treasurer. Albert Riggs: sec
rotary, Mrs. Martha Norris: gate
Keeper, William Stetson: Ceres. Mrs.
Minta Colt: Pomona. Mrs. Evelyn
Fuller: Flora. Mrs. Ella Gordon: lady
assistant steward. Mrs. Josie Frost.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
First Bottle Helped Her

Richmond, Indiana. -" am send
ing this letter to tell you how much
good Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did my daughter. She
was troubled with nervousness so
that she was restless at night, and
then she could not sleep and she was
afraid Of everything She could not
work as she was not strong enough,
and she had to quit school at IA be-
tor said she had q nervous break
down and her system was ell run
down. She had pains in her right
side and through her back, and the
medicine she took did her no good
at all. ] saw Lydia e. Pinkhsm's
advertisement in our paper, telling
oil that the Vegetable Compound
had done for other women so / said.
we will try It out end see what It
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
Byron M. ROGERS

Funeral services will be held
Thursday afternoon for Byron M.
Rogers, who died in the house in
which he was born and always lived,
in East Belfast. Monday afternoon at
the age Of IS years. He Is survived
by his wife and two grand children.
Mr. Rogers was man highly res
pected in the community and the
deepest sympathy Is extended to his
Wife \ few years ago. Donald, their
only son. was elcctrocuted while at
work for the Central Maine Power
company, as Iinesman. The blow OF
his death was keenly felt by his par
ents, and neither OF them have been
in good health since. Rec. William
Vaughan will ohiciate at the SER
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
Officers Elected Legion Auxiliary

At a meeting OF the American Le-
gion Auxiliary Of the George o.
Grover Post, No. IA held Monday
evening the following officers were
elected: president, Annie Crosby;
first vice president, Hannah Barney;
SECOND vice president, Alice Glazier:
secretary, Abbie J. Laid; treasurer.
Mabel Longley; chaplain, Mary Rich
ardson; historian, Martha Willett;
sergeant at arms. Daisy Otis; execu-
Alice Lewis.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09

Bohemians. now known % 81. 600
Czecho- Slovalians. are living in New
York city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
dccl2.wed.tf

and the Geneva Award was the re-
suit. Nations may agree upon "a
status quo. as the work of the Wash
ington Conference bears witness.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09

a. n. T.. Rean of Boston was a
business caller in town yesterday.
II. II. BuzZell was Il business caller
in Skowhegan yesterday.
Mrs. j. l.. Blake base returned to
her home in Portland after visiting
her sister Mrs. Maurice Files.
a. l.. Preble of Portland was in
town Yesterday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09

The state OF Missouri each year
manufactures $4,000, 900. corncob
pipes.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09

The Epworth League Of the Me-
thodist church will meet in the yes
try this evening at seven o'clock. the
subject to be considered is youth
and the Family" mission study. On
account of the Lyceum Course in
Memorial hall, the monthly social
will be postponed for one week.
position in the office Of the Bert
Forster Dixfield Co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-09
C. of C. Elect officer. for War

c. of c. Elect Officers for Year
At recent meeting of the direc-
tors of the Chamber of Commerce
the following officers were elected:
President r. B. Scott: first vice
president. ]. Henry Morse: second
vice president, Chester Getchell;
secretary. Frank Elliott; treasurer,
James Southern.
The Washington times., 1924-01-30
al0
Good Kidneys
Mean Long Life
Keep Them Clean and Free
from Poisonous Waste With
DIR. .Carey's MarshrOOt
Prescription No. TT.
No Drugs-Just Roots and HeEb9-
And Money Back III 1t Don't
Help You Wonderfully.

When back aches and puffiness
shows under the eyes, it means
that your kidneys need cleaning
need to be built up.
1t may mean much more If quick
action isn't taken-your very life
may depend on swhat you do today.
DIR. Carey's Marshroot Prescr1p-
ton III is for kidney and bladaar
troubles and for that purpose has
been used with what might be call
ed phenomenal success for 40 years.
1t has helped thousands and has
saved many lives.
1t is rigidly guaranteed-k it
doesn't help you in one weeks
time, money back. In tablet ana
LIQUID form at Peoples Drug Stores
and all real druggists everywhere.
Price $3.50 and well worth the
Vnnnav
The Washington times., 1924-01-30
CONFESSIONS OF
CROUCH

never believe a word ] read
>in the newspapers, unless they
happen to mention my name.
1 never take stock in the seeds
Congressman send out to their
constituents. The only thing
they've ever raised for me has
been my temper.
don't give a whoop about the
reformers because the reformers
don't give a whoop about me.
1 don't believe beautiful women
are always beautiful. You see.
I was once a milkman and Il
know.
l never let my conscience Be
my guide because then I'd miss
all the joys in life.
never tell anybody I'm max
ing money. Too many Of my
hearers take It seriously and ex.
press q desire to borrow some.
don't believe In mingling with
golf friends. I've found they
have keener imaginations than
mine.
I don't believe that forewarncd
is forearmed. Look at all the
married men who urge bachelors
to stay single.
The Washington times., 1924-01-30
M MEDBU.RY
S A Y S
BY John n. Medbury.

BY John p. Medbury.
WWYITH so many robberies
w going on nowadays, the
" public must be armed,
and the chief of police says that
q whistle is much better
weapon than a gun.
Maybe he's right, but who
ever heard Of shooting a burglar
with q whistle?
Those little tin things may be
good protection, but you could do
more damage with a saxophone.
IL would take lot Of strength
60 crack robbers skull with a
piCcOlO.
If you're going to arm your
self with musical instruments,
the best thing to do is to fill a
violin case full of rocks.
You couldn't very well hit a
man over the head with piano.
When you're walking along the
Ntreet with your girl, you can't
very well carry bass drum in
one hand and a phonograph In
the other.
The idea i'm q whistle is to call
Q policeman, but whenever any
thing is happening, the cops are
usually at such distance that
the only way you can reach them
IL by radio.
When a thug is holding you up
~ doesn't give you time to
SIND kilograms or write letters.
It's very unsatisfactory calling
for help by mail.
One guy tried carrying a police
whistle. but it didn't work. The
first night he had it he started
blowing for cop, but he had to
blow it so long that he pretty
near blew his own brains out.
When the cop finally arrived,
this guy was all out Of breath
and couldn't tell the policeman
what the trouble was.
After he did this for five or
six nights, the cops found out he
was only rehearsing.
It's all right to carry a police
whistle, but when a burglar steps
out and walIOps you over the
head with q sand bag, you haven't
got much wind left to run the
whistle.
The best way to Go is to take
another guy around with you all
the time to blow it in case of
trouble.
The only thing is, he'll prob
ably be SO busy running that he
won't be doing much blowing.
OF course. you can solve this
difficulty by putting whistles in
his shoes.
The great trouble with police
whistles is that they usually at
tract more burglars than they do
cops.
Copyright, 1924, King Features
Syndicate. Inc.)
The Washington times., 1924-01-30
Thin Men
Skinny Men
Run Down Men
Nervous Men
Need McCOy's Cod Liver Oil Tablets

You probably know that Cod
Liver Oil is the greatest flesh pro.
ducer In the world.
Because 1t contains more Vita.
mines than any food you can get.
You'll be glad to know that Cod
Liver Oil comes in sugar-coated
tablets now, so If you really want
to put 10 or 20 pounds of real
healthy flesh on your bones and
feel well and strong ask Peoples
Drug Stores or any druggist for II
box of McCoy's Cod Liver Oil Tab.
let's.
Only go cents for 60 tablets and
If you don't gain five pounds in so
days your druggist will hand you
back the money you paid for them
1t isn't anything unusual for a
person to gain 10 pounds in 30
days.
McCOy's Cod Liver Oil
Tablets
The Washington times., 1924-01-30

If you're going to arm your
self with musical instruments,
the best thing to do is to fill a
violin case full of rocks.
The Washington times., 1924-01-30

l never let my conscience Be
my guide because then ia miss
all the joys in life.
The Washington times., 1924-01-30

You couldn't very well hit a
man over the head with q piano.
The Washington times., 1924-01-30

It would take a lot Of strength
60 crack q robbers skull with a
piCcOlO.
The Washington times., 1924-01-30

When you're walking along the
Ntreet with your girl, you can't
very well carry a bass drum In
one hand and a phonograph In
the other.
The Washington times., 1924-01-30

don't give a whoop about the
reformers because the reformers
don't give a whoop about me.
The Washington times., 1924-01-30

1 never believe a word I read
>in the newspapers, unless they
happen to mention my name.