Evening star., 1924-11-09
Frenzied Crossword Puzzle Fans
tim Become Mystery to Mind of Togo

TO Editor The Star, who know too
Inuchly about Editorials & other
Puzzles

TO Editor The Star, who know too
muchly about Editorials & other
Puzzles
EAREST Sir:-Of lately l
have been noticing a curio
alteration in Gen. Health Of
A my owner, Mrs. {. w.
Quackmire where | work.
Her strong & swollen beauty have
shrunk lbs &. lbs till she now weigh
@l0. standard time. Her eyes look
like Shakspere after drinking. For
foods she take nothink axept McDilI
pickles & fried hellibut because she
say fish enlarge the brain. While
eating she make such languidge that
her husband should slap it.
Sweetart, report Hob. Quackmire
with voice, II are in a very thought
full mud tonight Let us speak of the
Leg of Nations. Let us mention the
.;awes Plan & Germany's desire to
be honest without paying her debts"
'Azeris aberiz alebiz, akeliz. ana
ziz,' narrate Hon. Mrs. holding her
tired brain. "Cholls, what are a word
OF letters commencing with A &
collapsing with Z?"
AllwiZ," suggest Hon. Him.
AllwiZ?" she QUESTIONABLE. Where
YOU obtain that word Allwiz?'
meet it quite frequently in this
house or home" he say So For in
Stancely. during our conversation and
other nights you are AllwiZ Right &
i are Allwiz Wrong"
You make me so i'll that | am
SICK" she dib. Even if that Allwiz
was respectable (Which ain't) how
could it mean "a kind of spoon used
in the Rotary Club & be crossed on
the 3rd letter by WiSteria?'
polling, snuggeSt Hon. Mr.,
maybe l could think something to
get your mind off from that grief.
Let US be happy & joyful this eve
ming. Where should We go? There
are circus, grand opera, a Skat-
ing rink, a comical play, a prize fight,
a fire & VIM Jenny Bryan in town
this eve. Let US be excited about
something. Put on your shoes & face
powder & We shall go somewheres
to get amused & forget it"
How can You be so light when
are so heavy?" she ask to know.
"Aberiz. aceriz. aderiz. aferiz-Cholls,
are there not a small gasolene station
In Arabia name of Aferiz?"
Il give upward" snarrel Hon. c.
w. Quackmire while walking away
engagement a my Office to play
poker"
Before elopins through front door
he approach me slyly like ants walk
Ing over talcum powder.
Togo" he say so eff she become
entwisted in words of sillables
please speed to talefone with rapid
feet & ring up Einstein 1898. Do not
waste you time thinking, but obtain
that number with immediate quick
ness. Einstein $685." he commute
and skunk away.
r X x
MR.. EDITOR. you do not umagine
AVA the calm nervusness with which I
go to kitchin that evening m. and
commence my duties of servant
girlish labor. Everything in that
house seem unclammy to me like it
was hunted by ghosts and spokes
From what happen 1 knew that my
dearie Boss Lady got her mind un-
hooked some way & / was there
alonesome to hook it up again.
Pretty soonly what I hear? Feet
steps. 2 of them.
Togo report Hon. Mrs. approach
Ing into my sacred Kitchin. DO not
waste your time sweeping floors &
bathing dishes. Approach to Parlor
& help me with my life work"
j folla to Parlor where l dishcover
a stylish table containing Diction-
aries, Histories Of Fish. Stories Of
Amusing Murders, Doctor Books
Congressional Records G. Smears
Robust katalog. Besides all those
were Card which resemble a
bursted checkerboard filled with dan
gerous arithmatick. Printed beside
this were a list Of remarka bilious