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New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
The Merry.Go.Round

Father: What makes you so gid dy?" His Flapper Daughter: "The whirl of society,""
 --Elsie Whelan.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
Wally the Mystic

Wally the Mystic He'll Answer Your Questions, Somc-
 how As long as life remains in us Some things will make us tume ana fuss; Rut If you'n let him. Wally will Give mystic hep and send no Dill
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
With Motiifications

Anne: Was it a case of love at first sight?" Catherine: "Yes-the first time I saw him in his new car"
 Emma Hooks.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

By all the rules of common sense Of which tho Coolidge admintstra' ton boasts, William A. Hayes should have been reappointed,
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

Unnecessary Information Lucille and Evelyn were two small sisters just starting in school. Evelyn, proud of her learning, was reproving Lucille for drinking coffee. You ought not to drink coffee. It will make you weak
 q know it." replied Lucille haugh- tiIy, I've studied history"
 Ann Bradford.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
The Remedy

Tenant: you've got to make the woman in the fiat above stop sing ing or reduce my rent"
 Landlord: "I'll fix it up all right rll raise the rent on her so that She won't feel like singing"
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
Efficient

There goes a man who speaks seven languages. "Really"
 "Yes sir, and his wife gets more use out of one language than he does out of the whole seven."
 W. W. Schaeffer.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
v.mhsr o, Ib. A,soelateJ rre,.,

heWhtt VI Nne assu'in''N ''N''' The Associated Press is exclusively sn- tFted 10 the use for republication Of all news credited to 1t or not otherwise credited tn this paper and also local news published herein.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

The Herald Is on sale daily fin New York at HotalIng's News stand. Times Square; Schultz News stand. Entrance Grand Central A2nd street.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
No Way To Square The Circular

No Way To Square The ClrcuIar This circular says that If invest in this oil stock now 1t will double in value in 30 days"
 "Yes, but what you zee in cir cular is never on the square,.
 --C. L. Edson.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
A Gridiron Note

4 Gridiron Note The football team of Harvard Once played a ladies' team, The guards and tackles made 'em
 blink:
 The center was a dream. And To, the ladies beat them By twenty-four to nine, For Harvard lost two hundred yards For holding in the line.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

"Oh this parting is bitter-bitter.' she moaned, as the quinine capsule came apart just as she swallowed it.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
On Location,

Native; How do you find the girls in this town?" Visitor: "Oh, mostly in automo- biles."
 Mrs. Louis Abel.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
True Friends

Dear Wally:
 Neighbors have told me Nv beau Is fckle as can be; He swears that to me he is true. Shall l believe him"
 Troubled Su. Dear Troubled Sue
 It's mighty queer The things that neighbors see ana hear! so if they've started in to pan him The best thing you can do is can him.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

Candidates seldom do all they promise, for which, no doubt, we should thank God
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

History does have q habit of repeat ing itself, and we shall see what we shall see, e
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

Copyright, 1924. Reproduction
 Forbidden.)
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

Another good test of selfcontrol is book agent who doesn't know what mo- means.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
Everything Butt

"Its awful how he drinks!" It's awful W hat { he drinks
 Charles Berg.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

We will cooperate with Europe, but not to the extent of doing much of anything.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

shorter this fall?" . 0
 Playboy: 'Humph, VIC shall see what we shall see"
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

Middle-class people are those who can't entertain without borrowing China.
 The ZR-3 was defated after she landed. Now if something could be done about the lecturers.
 Nobody knows which side will win in China, and "The Literary Digest isn't doing a thing about it.
 People use too many words Why say You precious old darling" when Come across" means the same?
 Americans won't risk their do- mestic affairs in q world court. They have tried that in a divorce court.
 Correct this sentence: we really prefer our old open car" said she, "on account of the fresh air"
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
Coming Events,

Coming Events. IL was q mounrful turkey; heard him thus repine: The days are growing shorter, Particularly mine."
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
Y-nnecessary Information

Bobbed hair isn't always short cut to beauty.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
Suggestion

Suggestion Speaking of home and mother songs--" "Yes?" "Its a wonder somebody wouldn't write a song about real estate man. I've provided enough homes, and on easy payments, too"
 William s. Adkins.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

What chance has an honest radi- cal in politics when wicked monopo- lies are passing dividends?
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
Fifty-Ffty

Dear Wally:
 Hearken 10 my squeak My beau calls on me twice & week, And twice a week upon my chur1. What shall we do?
 Your truly,
 Glun.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

Fashions make the waist line move up and down; rations make it move the other way.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

The belief that any one party may be trusted to run the country indl- cates poor memory.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
TELEPHONE CALLS

TlE-IsI IEN7tFN V FE E7I Business office ..,.... e9h Editorial Rooms .,.,t. ss6
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
New Britain Herald

HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Irsuea Daily Sunday Exeep'edl At Herald Bldg, 61 Church Street
 
 SUBSCRIPTION RATES $500 Year,
 Ss.00 Three Mvnth.
 TSe. a Month, Entered st the Post Orcs al New Britain as Second Glass Mat Matter.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
Not O,cr-Optimistic

Jordan: Do you believe skirts are
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14
Dear Glunl

Dear Gum:
 You girls should keep in mind This wise old saying of mankind: half a man, though he be gall, Is better than no man at all
New Britain herald., 1924-11-14

Well, Mir. Coolidge had unsuspect- cd strength. He survived in spite of these new silver dollars.
Evening star., 1924-06-17
WANTED-SALESMEN.

EXPERIENCED electrical appliance salesmen :;
exceptional opportunity. Call after 4 pm. j..
c. Harding Co. Inc. TO 18th St NV
SaLESMEN-Can use two more wideawa Ike
young men on our force; excellent proposition.
Apply Ramart Lamp Co.. 643 II st. ne. bet.
Q and 10 am lS'
Statesmen to sell Ford cars. Mort hes st
Motor Co. 1924 II st. ne. 20s
Statesmen We have openings for two Sc
curity Salpsmen in our organization. Apply
Suite sos. Edmonds bldg. 9l7 18th st.
SECURITY SALESMEN-Capable of earning
from $1,000 to $50. 900 per year Call Room
316 Columbian bldg 17s
TIRE SAIESMAN-ReaI producer. man in
$40. 600 class: salary. commission, bonus. per
manent connection with unusual earnings pos
sihle. Only producers need apply. References
required. Immediate work. Give full par
ticulars Address Rox o14-A Star Office.
Evening star., 1924-06-17
CANDY SALESMAN

OF Maryland Large established company.
making recognized brands famous all over
country for quality. requires a high powered
salesman to sell its package chocolates ana
week end specials to retail druggists con-
fectioners. etc, ard also liquid chocolate to
sprs,,ent annor,nnitr for aon1 man TO
better himself and earn from four to seven
thousand dollars per year. Applicant must
communications will he treated strictly con-
hdentia and no applica tions Will be consid-
cred unless accompanied by full details.
stating age. experience. and where employed
for past three years. Applicant must be
ready 10 report 70 factory for training and
instructions by July LIST. Address Box lsl A.
Star ohfcn 1ss
Evening star., 1924-06-17
HELP--MALE.
Continued.


SHOE Statesmen, 81. experienced men. both
steady and extra. Call Traveller Shoe, 1907
81. NV. lS-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. desires private in
struction al his home in Spanish; young Porto
Rican or young Filipino preferred; state terms:
nStructionS twice weekly. one hour lessons
Address Ror 309-.i. star office. IS
TWO YOUNG MEN-With selling experience
preferred. or We will teach yon: for city work.
Splendid opportunity for permanent employ
ment and Advancement. Must he good takers
and neat appearing. MIR. Ready, 2oS bond
bldg. TO II am.
WANTED Party for exceptional opportunity
10 become associated with a chain store cor
poration established sixty years. manufac-
turing and selling product nationally known
and advertised. Party selected Will be re,
quired TO invest So 900. Fully secured. Good
salary and exceptional business connections as
snred for the future. No experience re-
quired. Address Box 1854 star office.
YOUNG MAN with some experience in cleo
trical work. Arcade Electric.
NuI'NG MAN to work in store three evenings
week and part Sunday. Address Box 22o.A
Office
Evening star., 1924-06-17
PART-TIME +
FLOOR COVERING
SALESMAN.

We are desirous OF securing a
retired man, who has had ex-
perience in floor coverings, to
sell two or three days each
week and during sales. Age no
handicap if active. Good pay
to the man who can qualify.
Address Box 202-A. Star Office.
Evening star., 1924-06-17
Star "Want Ad"
Branch Offices
NORTHWEST.

NORTHWEST.
,i3s 14th St. Jolls Newsstand.
I4th and p. Day Pharmacy.
1dth 1dah and Clifton, Clifton Terrace Phasmaey
aI %UI Georgia ave. John G. Biggs Pharma"
s"os 18th St. Edw. ]. Erwin
Sioi 18th. BronauCh's Pharmacy.
14th and Buchanan. Hohberger.
Holmead and Otis place. Holmsd Pharmacy:
8209 Mount Pleasant ST., Mount Pleasant
1Ts5 Columbia ie read, ,'Ii butchers Cigar Store.
o,e6 Ms5dman Park Pharmacy.
lfS 81 Dd Gafo5nia Ws ave MoFSan s,c Brps
Isl and SITS Duncsn's Pharmacy: .,
IN and \. Goldeenberg,s time clerks desn'
tb fb sns ana SIS Associated , Pr.s ,nsoe SteTes'
vt ", ,'% ave, l?,h and S. nS..sy's rhaF
SS0l Ca ave Rods Pharmacy.
Ga. ave. and Rock Creek Church road hoek
Ga. ave. and rpshur st. Coiodny and Bialek-
a.,i3 "a ave. Monck's PhaTmacy.
5"Is ca. ave-. Brentwood Pharmacy
1901 L 81 Morse Pharmacv
. Dupont Circle Dunont Pharmacy
18Th 81. and Fla ave, Pcars0n.s Pharmacy'
Fla ave. and 1st s. sr!v"-n L'urheimH5
21st and g Sts. oui~lev Pharmacy.
21th and Pa ave. Herhsts Pharmacy
hs2s Conn ave. Chevy Chase Pharmacy.
Wisconsin ave. and Macomh St, CLEVELAND
49o5 Wisconsin ave T scorsin Ave Pharmacy.
Takons Fark. 35a Cedar st, Mattingly Bros.
GRnecrrowN.
csth nrd r Sc p-'1r's Pharmacy.
?nnf st O'no7r -N's Pharmacy.
y,t yEtf and NJ. T \. MoSktv's phnrmnsy,
NORTHEAST.
4th and n SIS Horne Org Comnany
h"1 II ST. ca reu'< NUSjr Store
~ 81 ard NJ ave. I"u'~ T. Bradley.
Istn Ifl, 81 ca ana Ma az L;,n'T IS Sacks
Ssf E9s' Ge9'tol 81. Pdul's Pharmacy.
Fest Can't toI snd Sth sis Ec,ouss' pharmacy
aa.h aa3.hh and Fast esp. L'nr@in Park Phs-maey.
$500 l@th st. Ma~o's rharmacy-Brookland.
SOUTHEAST.
Sd and n ave O'Danncll : Drug store.
Nh and !. p r. Wr''er's Pharmacy.
1907 Nichols ave, AnncNs'ia. weiss & Healy.
SOUTHWEST.
.th snd n s-s L"r;z Rros
4'2 and l. SITS. Columbia Pharmacy.
RtTE-s Cr~rs . WORD
In Washington nni Suburbs for
H"lr and Situations wanted.
Lost and Found
f., Sas ard ,oT Wana Ss% Mi Ms2tss
Iooins fo- Pen' and Wanted.
RATE oUTSrnE OF WASHINGTON
CENTS word
REAL E5GTATE ADS
words to the line. Slime minimum at line
rate follows:
] time 2oc por line
times. lsc per line
times 17r per line
times l6c per line
STAR OFFICE OPEN UNTIL II PM.
All advertisements for The Evening Star
r1rSt he - The S ofRcc or onp If The star
branch offices hv II m the DAY BEFORE
ISST-F. with tlc following exceptions:
Lost and Found.
Death Notices
WnntRd Helm.
Want"d Sitnatnr<
Advert s"meNtS under thn shove rlassiAca-
f"nS VIII he accepted AZ The star office '1th
8. and Pa. ave until 40 IN day Of issue.
A. advertisements for The Sunday star must
H. received ~ The St"r r'fce by 80 pm.
Satrrdav. nr 81 sav of The Star branch Offices
by i:|l Sar---i
CASH WITH cRrER is required for al ad.
Errtl>,mon'S from 'rsns'"nt advartise-s.
Evening star., 1924-06-17
MISUNDERSTANDING.
Continued.

cLOTHING-You cannot duplicate our offers
elsewhere for mems worn clothing. shoes. etc.
Jusths Old Stand, sl9 D.
CLOTHING call in my unlettered auto
mobile. city or suburbs, and pay you highest
cd p,css foE lanes s childrea dis
TN St NV. North 1885. '''0
DIAMONDS; gold: silver. platinum; all kinds
4ss 9Th st. nv. Phone Main 500.
DIAMONDS; gold. platinum, silver bought
for cash. Rodgin Farr Co. Room Ill. 1920
New York, ave, Evans bldg. Formerly with
Shaw & Brown CO..
Louis Ahrahams. sI5 q st NV
DIAMONDS. jewelry and old gold cash Alvin
Hoffa diamond broker. 9l8 ST. NV, rooms
II and IS Main 6i5S
paid. Square Deal Furniture Co.. sol Eve 81
NV. Phone Main 5636.
FURNITT RE Young couple will pay cash for
some furniture ana rugs Adams 3735 hafnpe
am. or after pm or Franklin 1921 he
tween . am and pm. q.
FERNlTTRE Of all kinds wanted: best prices
paid. Capitol Furniture Co, 1870 La. ave.
NV. Franklin 102s7. 1gs
furniture: also piano. Franklin 1892. II.
FURNITURE-Househo furniture and rugs
wanted. Central Furniture Co, Main 1880
Main sa72. 641 La. ave. NV.
RNl hE--I seq. bOucht Tor cash. also
rugs Call Adams 5432. POE
FURNITUEE.-II cash prices paid foT all
kinds of furniture: Office furniture q speciality
Phone Franklin 61s8. $50 Mass ave. NV
FCkNITURE-Before selling your household
goods call $. Weisenberg and get best re-
suits. Main 9215. 6l5 f st.
FCRSITURE-If you have any furniture or
other goods TO sell, and you want TO obtain
best results, send for Louis Notes, 42I 10th
81. Phone Franklin 2Ol5.
FURNITURE, pianos, carpets. etc Phone NJ
1882 for wagon or have me call. ''Weschler, :"
a20 Pa ave. NV.
FURNITCRE-We buy household furniture
and office fixtures. Money advanced on stor-
age. Sachs Furniture Co, corner sth and d
SITS NV Main 6306
FURNITURE-If you want TO obtain best re-
suits for your furniture and other msce-
laneous. call ~ Shapiro, 600 Louisiana ave-
NV. Franklin 37Sj.
GOLD. silver. watches, diamonds and old
}ewelry needed in our mfg. dept. Full cash
value paid Selingers. $50 81.
OLD GOLD. silver. diamonds. jewery: fine.
beautiful pieces especially. A. +. Arnold
1a23 g st. NV. Main sl13.
TENOR BANJO. Phone Adams 1919 IS.
TENT. 12a14 #. Address Box 39-X, Star
Office.
Evening star., 1924-06-17

FTRNITTHE-Mnst vacste storage rooms.
VIII sacrifice ladies' desks, chest drawazk
sheraton dining suites. bookcase library. gate
leg hall. card. console and dining tables: low
hoy sofa. poster beds. bureau and chifYnnier;
oil antiques and reproduction mahogany pieces
A. +. Arnold. 1323 G st n. W
Evening star., 1924-06-17

PAINT-Wea thershield house paint .saznfac
other eolors. s2.25 per gallon. sidney Hech.
niger Company, Camp Meigs, 5th and Florida
ave. ne. Main Office. 9Th and sts sw
Statesmen al both offices until 40 m
Evening star., 1924-06-17

LAMP, artistic. with shade; can be used with
gas or oil. $40: steel engravinGs. 2. 81 and
$40. Stag AT Bay and portrait Sealing
Her Fate; oil painting. ''StiIl Life SO:
one gas iron. 50: four open fire irons 81 Jn
A miscellaneous collection OF household things
Tor sale 1916 ST. NV. Call Monday after
Evening star., 1924-06-17
RECOMMENDED SERVICE.
Con timed.

PAPERHANGING AND PATNTISG-PRICES
consistent with good work: estimates cheerful v
given. T. r. Evans, 17l4 st. Sc. Line 74a7-J.
Evening star., 1924-06-17

GAS RANGES-Let us make over any old gas
range you have. and IL not "a atsfactory, post
fiYely no charge New and others for sale
Elevated and cabinet, $3.50, delivered. 1923
6 ST NV. IT.
Evening star., 1924-06-17

GRAND 1885: apartment size: like new:
beautiful tone; brown mahogany case. 227
Penna. ave. southeast
Evening star., 1924-06-17

| ENGINE. horizontal, Is horsepower chesp;
gee II In OPERATION. Bergmann's. 623 & ST
| FEDERAL 4-TrBE SET, complete, and Corona
typewriter. late model price reasonable
Zweig Bros. 937 D st. NV. 1Ss
Evening star., 1924-06-17

GENUINE human halr switches: 81. value
SO; gray hair switches. IS; hair work at low.
est prices. Col. lSO3.
Evening star., 1924-06-17

GAS RANGE Favorite: cost $50. sell for $50:
n. 2nd floor. 2Os
Evening star., 1924-06-17

ftRNiTFRE-New reed chairs. table. shirt
waist bo1. pillows. draperies. kitchen utensils
CARPET sweeper. etc. Apt. 3Is. Maycroft, 1874
N0lnmbia road. Evenings after 6 2ls
Evening star., 1924-06-17

FURNITURE for sale at once. s15 e St W !;
oufet, $12to dining table. IS; chairs. 81. u:
emma closets; Administer rngs. 9xl2; bed and
springs with mattress. $5 bookcase; dresser:
ssnle table 1 Kitchen chairs; porcelain-top table,
Evening star., 1924-06-17

FCRSIIURE-We open your eyes when you
have looked at these handsome new bedroom,
dining room. living room davenport and reed
suites and ask the price. Handsome long 8
piece mohaIr davenport suites, S165: 3-piece
overstuffed tapestry suite. $50 3-piece cane
living room suite s.: 3-piece tapestry living
room suite. SIS. See this handsome two-tone
bedroom snite. complete. S167 so. See this
handsone 1o.piece dining room suite. $Is7 50.
See this handsome 3-pece reed suite and IA bie
$85. See this handsome long davenport reed
suite and table, S135. Compare prices and
quality anywhere and see the money we save
you. Handsome American walnut vanities
$42 50: dressefs, $37. so: large. fine pieces see
our full line of handsome used dreesers chif-
foniers. ehinorobes. chairs. desks bookca ses
extra bufYets. tables. china closets and dining
chairs. See our handsome beds cots mat
trpsses and pillows before you buy one. Sea
our single and double day beds. SOS. s35 and
$50. full line of all kinds Of ia bles. floor
lamps, portieres. screens. ine living room
chairs, kitchen cabinets. tables. refriEerators.
hall seats. mirrors of all kind. Porch. cottage
and seashore pieces. Dressers. chest OF draw
ers. chifoniers. chifforoecs. mahogany section
bookcases--in fact everything you need 10 ht
up the home. Why waste time running around
when you can come and get just what you
want for half the price elsewhere? This iS
the place TO DO business.
THE BARGAIN HOUSE,
2453-55 18th NV. 4
Open Evenings.
Phone Adams 4309J.
z6@Haa1d On Neat Page.o
Evening star., 1924-06-17

GAS WATER HEATERs--brsnd aew and
guaranteed; 20-ft double copper coil. So Is
IT. double copper coil, s10.50. Sidney Hech.
niger Company, Camp Meigs 5th and Florida
ave. Main Office, 9Th and C sts. s.w.
Both Offices open until 80 p m.
Evening star., 1924-06-17
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

MEAT AND GROCERY-Excellent business:
reasonable offer gets it; party leaving city.
Col. S'IiS. 22s
Evening star., 1924-06-17

Fl RSlTCRE-CompIete furnishings for seven
room apartment. sos Nurthumberland New
Hampshire and NV
Evening star., 1924-06-17

DIAMOND. about 21a carats, absolutely blue
white; very merry; $i0O cash. Inquire 2107
14th st NV
Evening star., 1924-06-17

GAS RANGES-New and slightly used; all
sizes; less than nalf price. Why pay more
Every range guaranteed. ]. w. Williams.
4e' 6th st. n. Main 29S6. 2Ss
Evening star., 1924-06-17

LKNII UKE-Une spmpIe living room suite
in cut velour. $125, valued $3.50; one French
pieces at bargain prices New York Uphol.
sterinp ca R1o r. st n nu Main 2Ns7
Evening star., 1924-06-17
SITUATIONS-MALE.

ACC0UNTANT-younc married man; expert
enced. expert and accurate: part time service
rendered at less cost than full-time book
keeper; accounts kept so As TO show all ele-
ments of costs and profits: statements pre-
pared: satisfaction guaranteed. Phone Llnc
I03e
Evening star., 1924-06-17

CLI0THISG-You cannot duplicate our offers
elsewhere for mems worn clothing shoes, etc .
why waste your valuable time? Main 4l45
Justh's Old Stand. 6l9 D.
Evening star., 1924-06-17
STAR OFFICE OPEN rNTIL il Pm

Wanted Helm
Wanrcd Sttrato><
Advert s"mrNts under tha shove rlassiAca.
fi"nS VIII be accepted A. The star Office. Nth
g. and Pa. ave until @ 30 . IN day Of issue.
- advert 3Scn'f0-s for The SUNDAY star must
u received ~ The St"r rfice hr : 80 p. IN
Satr-dav. 81 aHv cf The Star branch Offices
by ( 20 r Sa--.-d,v
CASH WITH oRrER is required for all ad
trtl>'nnn'S from '-sns'"nt advartise-s.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-11-28
ARMY AND NAVY l
 READY FOR GAME
Teams Watch Game On Scene Of Saturdays
 Battle

BALTIMORE, Mds, Nov 21.-The Cadets and Midshipmen who will bat tie in the annual Army-Navy football tile in the Baltimore stadium Saturday met there today but in different spirit from that which will prevail two days hence.
 The West Pointers, thirty-eight strong, arrived here today and almost immediately were whisked to the stadium where Johns Hopkins uniyer. sity and the. University of Maryland were fighting duel which resulted in scoreless tie.
 Navy's gridders, too, had unexpected ly turned up on the scene, to witness the contest and inspect the playing field. Between halves the two service squads got together for an exchange of greetings, and friendly pow WOW generally.
 The Cadets will make their headquar. ters at Johns Hopkins university with practice session scheduled on the Hop- kins field tomorrow morning and work out in the stadium in prospect for the afternoon. The middy squad returned to Annapolis tonight and with the makeup of the eleven which will take the field Saturday practically decided a short signal and formation drill sim liar to one held today before the de- parture for Baltimore, is on the pro- gram at the Naval academy for to- morrow.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-11-28
lBx Leased Wire to Age.Heraldl

NEW YORK, Nov. 27.-"Gosh, said Moses, Hook at them Canaanites run" .
 The time is not yet, but it seems not far distant, when some professor with a paternal regard for the ''man in the street. will offer him revised edition of the Bible written in slang. Various learned students of Greek and Hebrew, convinced that the Archaic verbiage of the old King James version is quite be- yond the ken of the average twentieth century man, have. been aiming hard in the direction of this prospective slang verson for years.
 The latest of these is Dr. James Moi fatt of Glasgow, an eminent Scotch theologian, who has written what is said to be the first translation of the Old Testament since the publication of the King James Bible in 1911. Moi. fatt, Dr. Alexander Godspecd of Chi cago and other scholars, who have at. tempted to rewrite the good Book in the past, have heretofore confined their attention almost exclusively to the New Testament.
 Ark Becomes Barge
 "Davisburg," says Dr. Moffatt's Bible where the King James account says, City of David" Park" says Dr. Moffatt, instead of Garden of