New Britain herald., 1924-06-07

way traffic ruling. Autolsts trying |
 obey the one way traffic ruling. Auto ,, ists who don't give whoop about tn
 one way traffic ruling. Aforemention
 cd autoists who don't give whoop
 being given a whoop by indignan
 traffic officers. Autoists travelin;
 north on west side of Central park
 Same autoists returning on west sd'
 of Central park at instigation of of
 ficer. Autoists who cut traffic post a
 south end of park. Autoists who gc
 around traffic post Autosts who dc !: the right thing. Autoists who eXpres.
 their opinion on traffic ruling. Auto.
 ists who like it.
 Yellow sickcrs in the rain. Green
 slickers in the rain. No slickers in the
 rain, People who get wet in the rain. . Barehcaded and bobbed haired girls having the permanent" removed by l, the rain. Pavements shining in the ! rain. Autos skidding in the rain. Pe-
 destrians crowded into doorways 10
 escape the rain. The mad dash for the
 trolley car in the rain. Very small boy | falling down in puddle. Very small
 boy uttering vile epithets in the rain.
 Dark clouds causing the rain.
 Fire alarm bells ringing. People
 rushing 10 the curb 10 glimpse the fire engines Trolley cars stopping to
 escape the fire engines. Autos pursu- ing the natural routine, not giving a darn about the fire engines. Autoists pulling in near the curb to keep out
 of the way of fire engine. Appearance of chiefs car The speed of the chiefs car taking the corner of West Main and Main streets. The thrill one gets from watching the big trucks The autoists who think they also belong to the department. The autoists who are disillusioned by traffic sergeant. The autoists who race with the trucks. The autoists who narrowly escape be- ing smeared all over the pavement. The passing of the last truck The gradual return 10 ordinary activities. The starting of the trolley cars The loss Of interest until the next time the trucks appear.
 The crowd on Main street on Sat urday night. The frantic substitute traffic officers on Main street. The heavy traffic. The near collisions The difficulty in parking. The race for the open parking space. The words Of the defeated. The brightly lighted store windows The busy soda foun- tains The sidewalk gang inspecting the passing throng The sidewalk conversationalists who obstruct the | way The lost youngster. The cries of the lost youngster. The finding Of ! the lost youngster. The scoding by the losu youngsters parents 10 the lost l ysungster found.
 High school boys. High school girls. Bareheaded High school boys. High school boys who are collegiate. 1 High school boys who think they are. High school boys taking up the entire 1 sidewalk. High school boys who : smoke formidable looking pipes High 1 school boys who don't enjoy that smoke. High school boys who are boistcrous High school boys who fail 1 10 attend school High school boys who are caught. High school boys 1 who are men about town. High . school boys who are almost 17
 Girls. Pretty girls. Girls who are sociable. Girls who always want to go some place. Girls who are not gold diegers Girls who dress to the height of fashion. Girls who don't have 10 depend on that. Girls who chew gum. Girls you like. Girls you don't. Tall girls, short girls thin girls fat girls. Girls who are al- ways smiling Girls who have a per petual grouch. Girls who delighted 10 he called wild"
 The green grass. beginning to ap- pear. The leaves on the trees. The Of being able to go with out an orercoat. The cold one gets 1s a result "sprie, sprig, beaudipul sprig" The warm evenings. The moon casting its glow through the caves. The long walks in the noon- fight. The moon shining on her face. Tn the spring a young mans fancy" . But tell me, when are those days 'oming? Paging Spring. Paging spring! Miss Spring is wanted. |
 
 sneczing, depending on the ocea sion, can be the greatest blessing or he moment or the greatest curse. When you wake up Sunday morning md you lie on your back studying a member Of the fly family doing it's iaily dozen on the ceiling and sud ienly the end of your nose begins to tch and your head begins to jingle { md you draw your breath in sharply few times by way of encoura geme1t | md then you burst out with the crash 'f a barrage and turn loose with ycrything you have in q good old- ( ashion "achoo- o-o'it's as good IS a letter from home. But when ' -ou are sitting at dinner party try [ ng to be pleasant to the hostess and ,utting on great Jugs so you1l make |
 good impression and be invited [ gain. and just as you are about to aise a spoonful Of soup 10 your lips n n unexpected sneeze bursts forth q your vis-a-tiz with soup. ou wish you were thousand miles h way.
 Have you ever watched an old per- q on take" snuff and sit waiting and C .aiting and waiting for the effect and 'atch it come slowly. first a few | -rinklcs on the nose, then throw O lE back Of the head. followed by q hoop that would turn a redskins food cold? That's a zeal he-sneeze, . -orth the price Of ton Of snuff to < he one who enjoys it but rather dis s' oncertins to the spectators who have ot brought their bathing suits.
 There arc as many kinds Of sneczcs '' e thorr pro unrsnns rarrfnp in tous -om q hippopotomus calling to it's 2 latc to the carol or a meadow lark Iffrrine from laryngitis. The labor ~