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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

deSapareceran eI mai aIlento, Ia lndl+
gestion, eel vertigo, la falta de deseo
para TRAFALGAR los males del est6ma-
go, la digest on dificil, y ell NAL fun
cionamiento del hfgado y los rinones.
No hay una sofa parte del organis-
mo que no Sc 5enefc con el efecto
favorable de Tanlae, que comienza q
hacer sentir sus efectos estimulando
los 6rganos de la digestion y de la ash
-oilac or, vigorizando asf la sangre Y
fortaleciendo todo el organismo. Per
m te qRe ell estomago d6bil y degas-
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25
TJN MIEMERo DE LA AsANTBLEA
ALBANEsA 1IA SIDo HERIDo
,. GRAvEMENTE

BELGRADE, abril "a. Gable fran
c6sl .-Despachos procedentes de Tie
rama, anuncian que Aveni Bitigm,
miembro. de la Asamblea Constitucio-
nal de Albania, ha sido gravemente he
rido. Sc cree que este atentado es una
venganza politica 81 Sc considera que
en- 1920 fus asesinado Essad Pascha
Primer Ministro, de Albania.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25
Ell SENADo HA APROBADo Ell
BONO DEL, sOIDADo

WASHINTON, abr11 "a. (Cable fran
c6s) Ell Senado ha aprobado por 81
votos contra 17sel Bono del soldado.
Sc cree cue Mr.. Coolidge siguiendo
la polftica de Harding, vetara Ell Bono
pero el senado Sc propone pasarlo por
encima del veto. Tanto dem6cratas co
mo republicanos estan firmes en- este
prop6sito.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

Lcdo. Pedro Acosta Fores,
Juez Municipal de Fajardo,
Fajardo, Puerto Rico.
Mi apreciado Juez:-
Teniendo que partir hoy para San
Juan, y disponiendo de breves momen-
tos que me quedan de estadia en- este
hospitalario pueblo, donde he recibido
muchas demostraciones de afecto y
consideration de esta culta 9ociedad,
cuyas demostraciones uevare en- mi
cora2on como grato recuerdo, no dis
poniendo de tempo sufciente para vi
sitarle personalmente, aprovecho esta
oportunidad para darle un afectuoso
ssaludo de despedida, deseandole mucho
exito y que Dios lie ilumine en- su no
Bile cargo de Juez.
Con toda mi mayor. consideration,
Suyo affmo. v s. s.
Antonio MONTEsERIN,
Jefe de Distrito, Pol Ins.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

N. de R Gonocemos hace tempo
al Jefe Monterfn, es uno de los jove-
mes Ofciales mas ofciente active con
que cuenta ell Cuerpo de ia sPoIcia In
sular, Y la sociedad y Ell pitblico de
San Juan recibira con simpatia este
traslado de dicho Official, va que por
.sus correctas actuaciones fue bien como
cido cuando hace proximamente dos
amos estuvo aqui prestando servicio.
Feicitamos al Coronel Lewis por este
traslado.
MAS MERFTo A MoNTESERIN
UNA CARTA
Fajardo, P. r.
Office of the Judge.
Abril %, 1924.
Sr. Antonio Monteserfn,
Jefe DITTO. Policia Insular,
Fajsrdo, P. r.
Sefor:-
Ahora recibo su cortes y amable des-
pedida. Mucho sentiremos en- verdad
todos la ausencia de I'd. tanto por sus
bellas prendas personales como por sus
excepcionales dotes de agente y Jefe
de seguridad. En- ell dificil y delicado
cargo del ,policia, ha sabido I'd. en- su
caracter. de Jefe, armonizar la Ley
con la ciudadania el poder del Go
bierne con los .derechos de la Sociedad;
y por ESQ ahora todos cuando 10 We
mos marchar sentimos hacia I'd. la
admiration, Ia simpatfa y la gratitud.
Estas dos lcosas, la confanza del Co
bierno la estimation del Pueblo cons
tituiran sin duda su mas 'honrosa y
gloriosa medalla de honor.
Esta sCorte lie saluda ahora atenta-
mente, le felicita por Fel brillante re-
sultado de su comisi6n aqui y lie
idesea franca numerosos exitos
en- ell porvenir.
Estoy nuy contento con sel .regalo y
dedication de su fotografia, la cual
conservar6 en- sitio preferente y entire
mis-. erecuerdos mas gratos.
Ell Secretaro y ell Marshal de esta
Corte Sc unen a mi en- este saludo de
sestimacion y consideration a I'D; y
sin. otro particular. Huedo su aa. ss.,
I. Atentamente,
Pedro Acosta PORES,
Juez Municipal.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25
Ell. vUELo DE Los AvIADoREs
PoRTUGUEsEs A CHINA

CAIRO, abriI "a (cable frances) -
Los aviadores portugueses Bfito Paes- v
Sarmento Beiros los cuales Sc han pro
puesto hacer un vuelo desde Lisboa has
ia Macao, Canton de China, han llega-
do esta ciudad para seguir viaje den
tro de algunos dias.
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to. 20
Eace apaa'ecerila causa rexcitan-
te princ pa de Ia enfermedad, la debi-
Toad. E1ace que ell cuerpo Sc vaelva
,i2a~oro elastico, conserva la mem
te llicida y energica el nina los sim
sonas de nervioSidad e indigestion.
=. ~nstit1re el ORGANISING debilitado
Dor la enfermedad Y el exceso de ira
bajo mental Y fisico, aeelera la conva-
leeencia es infahble para todos los
qpe padecen de esos males. <
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

Cuando los buQues llegan San
Juan, es curioso aevertir como ell pa
sajero ssabe. 10 que lie convene. la
donde va Vd.?--al "Hotel Caribe'';
@--sy vd,2s-al Caribe; y todo ell mum
do busca el Caribe.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

BERNA, abril "a. Icable frances)
III pasajeros murieron y muchos mas
fueron heridos en- una collision entire los
expresses de Zurich y Milan Este enor-
me choque .ha causado gran conster-
naci6n, en- todo Ell pals.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25
CONFERENCIAs DE PAz ENTIRE
LOS PARTIDos ENEMIGos DE
HONDURAS

WASHINGTON, abril "a. Gable
frances) Ell Gobierno de los Esta-
dos Unidos ha sido informado por SUI
Representative en- aque1 pals que los di-
ferentes paTtidos antagonicos de Hon
duras celebraran pr6ximamente confe-
rencias para estabIecer una paz .esta-
BILE.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25
LA coRREsPoNDENCIA. ExTRAN-
JERA REFERENTE A LAS CONCE-
STONES DE PETRoLEo

WASHINGTON, abril "a (Cable
frances) Ell Presidente Coolidge ha
enviado al Senado todar la correspon-
dencia sostenida con poteneias extran-
jeras en- 10 que Sc refere bias. Las conce-
stones petroleras de Teapot-dome.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25


A Amigo Sonlines,- Habana: Condeno
tn torpeza al juzgar tan hgeramente Ell
comercio de aqui.-- Ino has tenido al
guna referencia de 10 que es Ia casa
de Gonzalaez Padin y Co. ? Pues
6yela: En- un enorme edificio de siete
pisos, que, ocupa toda una manzana,
hallas, desde i'm simple alfiler, hasta
un smoviliariog complete con que poner
tu casa en- cualqnier estilo.
Yes aqui, en- los fdistintos departa-
mentos de esta gran casa, va una nina
que Sc prueba unos zapatos, aha un
joven que escoge un traje, mas ala
una sefiora que escucha--en el depar-
tamento de fon6grafos- los nuevos
.discos que han llegado, en- fin, dice es-
ia casa de una grandeza comercial que
no halo en- esa populosa capital con
cual comparable. Isl vieras ell .depar-
-tamento de sederia. . i Huele jar
din. Esta siempre neno este leparta-
mento de nenas guapisimas,. en- busca
de la Ultima novedad.
GCrees QUE exagero. !? Pregunta a
cualquier viajero, que es en- San Juan
de Puerto Rico la casa de Gonzalez
Padin y Go. Ga pr6xima, ell dia 1o.)
M. SANTovENA. Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

-. X el Dr., que es muy bien hu-
morado. me dijo;--- compre esta rece
Ia en- la Farmacia 'sSan Francisco; !;
y al mismO tempo, t6mese ala. un re-
freseo de. la fuente de soda; ivera que
biens Sc 'siente. tsFaas @
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

Dofia Anita: Yo creo que Ell nifio al
'canz6 ese desarrollo por ell habito que
I'd. tiene de tomar la leche en- polvo
Kiln, y sr esposo don Ruflno, ell aqua
de White Rock en- las horas de CO.
mer. SDice I'd. que es en- la Plaza Pro
vision Co. donde la obtiene?
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

Don Antonio:- Me allegro que un
consejo tan simple como el de recomen-
darle los cigarrilIos Spur de santaella,
haya> sido Ell remedio para esa tos que
le atacaba a I'd. en- las mafanas.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

Los trastornos de la digestion per-
judican el CUTS. Los horr.bles barros,
granos Y esn;nillas sen la senal segu-
ia de que el estomago y el higado no
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

Don Angel Esa pregunta solo en-
Vd. es disculpable por ser extranjero; !;
pues aQui, todo ell mundo sabe que LA
Mallorqrina' es Ell mejor cafe de san
Juan. L
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25
MISCELANEAS'

Carlota:- No 10 dudo; pero la jcye-
ria de Felix Lopez Sc especializa en-
estos articulos y es la indicada para
comprar una joya de pedreria fina.
algln asnnto propio para regalo
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

Cantan las lavanderas dichosas y
contentas, cuando recuerdan que Proc
tor y Gamble Distributing Go.,,sson Jos
fabricantes ~ de los jabones ''Cinta
Azuls Y Extra Olivo" que tan Bisn
blanquean la ropa; Y no dejan de can
tar al usar 81 'sJanss Pyl,,so 'el Ivory
Snow Flakes.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

21 MUERTos EN- UNA COLLISION
DE TRENEs EXPRESSES EN- BERNA
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

FL Golno de un violinista, es tocar
el violin con el arco de un puente.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

ro fueron enviados por radiotelefonia 2
todo el Inperio.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25
TN Cuts Marchito y Ia cara Macienta
RecObran Ia Belleza Inmediatametlte
Tanac tordge los Males de Ia Re Oyake Ia SaIud Algeria

fllncionan nolnlalmente, y des que no
Sc q mina1 en- fdFma apropiada los
pIoductos de desecho
TANLAC, la cura segura etinduda-
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

FL Colmo de un Almirante, es bonn
bardear un puerto con la escuadra de
I'm carp.ntero.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25
AVER Sc INAUGURo CON GRAN
DE POMPA LA ExPOSICIoN
BRITANNICA @

WEMBLEY, abril %. Gable fran
ces).-La exposition de Inglaterra ocu-
pa iln espacio de 100 hectareas com
prende los pabe1lones de todas las pro-
vincias del Imperio, ha sido inaugu-
rada aver por Ell Rey Jorge Y CONT
nuara hasta ell mes de setiembre.
La exposition ha atraido gran1e
afuencia de viajeros y turistas de to-
das parties del pals asi como tanbien
de Francia y demas paises yecinos.
La .ceremonia de presentation al Rey
de Ia exposici6n estuvo -cargo del
Principe de Gales que actu6 de Presi-
dente de Ia Inisma. Los discusses pro-
nunciados por Ell Rey y Principe Herede
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

: La ounce letras-cusntelas.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

e. Colmo de un cura, .es conlerse
..papas''.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25
ANTONIO MoNTEsERIN

Procedente del distrito de Fajardo,
ha sido tras1adado a San Juan el Jefe
de Distrito Antonio Monteserin. Publ
camos una afectuosa carta que dicno
Jefe dirigiera al sr. Juez Municipal de
Fajardo POGO antes de partir para San
Juan.
Distrito de Fajardo, P. r.
g ..a.l@.-ESf : "A A7,ril 1904
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

I'll icolIno. de un policia de trafco es
detener la marcha de los aconteci-
mientos.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

-, III cOlmo de la fuerza, es doblar una
esQuina.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

Dabale arroz a la zorra el Abad;-
lease invertida.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

3. T. d. AY, PP.- Erase economical.
Las inujeres, que son audaceseen .sus
jnicios observan 81 ell galan que las ena-
mora lieva Packard Essex de
Santiago A. Panzardi Ltd. En- Europa
son estos automobiles los que caracte-
rizan a los ministries.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-04-25

Ell MEJOR. CALZAD0 para us
ted sus nifios 10 conseguir& Barto
en- GONZALEZ PADIN CO. Advt ),
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06
Prodigal With Tips

The prodlgality of the Indian chief
tain, Elk Ferman, is the wonder Of all
Italy. The Indian chieftain. observes
the Montreal Herald, Is travelling right
through that country and wherever he
stops he distributes most generally
1OO-lire notes equal to $20) to pass
ers-by and children. Imagine, then Ma
pies, the land where urchins abound,
and the Indian chieftain finging these
unheard-of tips In return for bow.
Naples will retain In Its memory his
visit, and the moment he landed was
a red-letter day. Children We'd with
each other to perform the best somer-
saults. Now he has arrived In Flor
ence, where he gave stupendous
dinner to many friends, after which
he spoke very warmly Of Signor
Mussolini, whom he called the great
italian chieftain."
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06
A FEELING OF SECURITY
WHEN YOU USE
SWAMP-ROOT

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit-producing drugs.
Such medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder medicine.
The same standard of purity, strength
. and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp-Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
It is not a stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
It is not recommended for everything.
It is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and bladder
troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
If you need medicine, you should have
the best. On sale at all drug stores in
bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation, send ten cents to Dr..
Kilmer: & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for .
sample bottle. When writing, be sure
and mention this paper.-Advertisement.
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06
Woman Mans Superior
in Matter of Patience

Have you ever watched a man wait
ing for train or waiting his turn for
an audience with an office chief Or
waiting at his tailor's until the filter Is
ready to try on a new suit? In nine
cases out Of ten his whole attitude be-
trays an impatience which, when the
psychological moment is long delayed,
often reaches the point of exaspera
ton, Margaret Gordon, writing in the
London Chronicle, asserts.
Such occasions always remind me of
a story of Louis XIV, the Grand Mon.
arch, who exclaimed when some court
official failed to respond instantly to
the royal summons, 81 really believe
I am being kept waiting!" And
though the average plain man does not
express his hatred Of being kept wait
ing in words, at heart most Of them
feel just like the lmperious French
king.
Woman, on the other hand, having
been kept waiting since the world be-
gan, has learned divine patience
which is her own secret. She rarely
fidgets when the train Is late or even
when the person she expects to meet
is ages behind the hour Of the ap-
pointment. Unless love keeps the
man in question up to time, she usu-
ally accepts the perfunctory apology
with a smile. Even now, when so
many women work, no man will ad-
NIT that her time has anything like
the value of that of member of his
own sex.
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06
Relieved of Catarrh
Due to La Grippe
To
PE-RU-NA

Mrs. Laura Berberick, over 20
years of age, l205 Willow Ave,
Hoboken, N. j., writes: "A severe
attack of La Grippe left me with
a hoarseness and slime in the head
and throat. I had chronic catarrh.
1t grew worse. I could not lie down
or sleep at night. / was always
bothered by the slime, pain in the
back and terrible headache every
morning.
Finally I bought a bottle of
Pe-ru-na which was of great bene-
fit. 1t gave me blood and strength.
I have no pains in head or back,
nor noises in the head. The Slime
has gone and I can sleep. My
weight has increased. I am cheer
full and happy, thanks to Pe-ru-na,
which / shall always keep in the
house and recommend to my
friends"
For every form of catarrh
Pe-ru-na meets the need, Coughs,
Colds, Nasal Catarrh, Indigestion,
Bowel disorders are all forms of
catarrh.
Buy it any where in tablet or
liquid form.
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06

tive Wash. If you only knew how much
better I feell Now when my friends
say they are sick I tell them to take
Lydia E. Pinkham's medicines. I give
the little book and your medicines tho
best of thanks. Mrs. HAMERINK, 3765
18th Street, Detroit, Michigan.
In newspapers and booklets we arc
constantly publishing letters from wo-
men, who explain how they were helped
by taking Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound.
These letters should guide you. II
you are troubled with pains and ner-
vousness, or any feminine disorder, bear
In mind that the Vegetable Compound
has helped other women and should
help you. For sale by druggists every
where.
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06

sometimes fortune was against him.
Once a NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. verdict
was nullified by the defendants 60
ing into bankruptcy and paying only
ten per cent, leaving Malachi in debt
to his own lawyer.
He grew wise in the ways Of sur
geons and hospitals. He dared not
repeat Doctor Coue's formula, DAY
by day, in every way, am getting
better and better" lest inadvertently
he might cure himself and destroy his
means of livelihood.
At last he was unlucky enough to
take out an accident policy. On his
insurance company. He won, but the
surgeon was suspicious and insulting.
II believe you're crook. Ill get
you yet"
Malachi felt uneasy, and with good
reason. His next accident came only
week later in the same city, and
against his will. A taxi stole up oh
him in the dusk, and sped away, after
knocking him senseless.
AS he was browsing comfortably In
the hospital one afternoon, the ward
doctor, accompanied by two stout
knaves with stretcher, halted beside
his bed. Soon Malachi found himself
on the table in the operating room.
"What are you going to do?" he do
manded suspiciously.
Elk your hip, so that you'll nevei
have any more trouble with It," the
surgeon treasured him.
Malachi became wide awake In
moment. These thugs were preparing
| to steal away his living.
Help! Murder! Police" he
| shouted.
1t was very pretty fracas. Malachi
gave a gallant imitation of Samson,
| fighting for life, liberty and the pur-
suit of happiness, but the Phi!istines
were too many for him. Pans, band
ages, knives and lancets flew in all
directions. OperatingrOOm cOlloquicl-
isms filled the air, remarks which
never get into the papers but which
show that medical men still are hui
man.
Malachi fought with all the limbs
he had. He kicked one doctor. He
knocked another down. He tipped
a screen over; behind II, like lurking
tiger, grinned his enemy, the insur-
ance surgeon.
Finally they had him-On the hip.
The two strong varlets gripped his
arms; pair of nurses held his legs
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. janitor sat on
his stomach. He couldn't strike or
kick or even bite. The ward physi-
clan fastened strange hold. on his
throat and pushed back his head.
1.-THE poor fellows Off his NUT"
painted he pltyingly. "Stife him,
Doc!"
Grinning more fiendishly than ever,
the insurance surgeon jammed the
ether cone down over his nose and
mouth. Malachi held his breath till
he was black in the face and saw a
hundred Milky Ways; at last he had
to fill his lungs and Old Doc Ether got
in his dirty work. Unison took the
count and went off in a roaring Ma
CARA of fireworks.
He came to with a stabbing ache In
his hip and his arms held immovably
in straight jacket. His enemy and
the house surgeon were looking at
him.
"I'll guarantee that hip neverll pop
out again." said the hospital man.
'"That metal bond'll hold it in place
until he sprouts wings"
Malachis nemesis only grinned
pleasantly.
They did not take Off the straight
jacket until the wound had healed, and
Jimson was discharged. cured. At the
first opportunity he tried to throw his
hip out, but found that he couldn't
He faced cold, heartless world, re
duced once more to the necessity OF
going back to plumbing.
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06

The estimated total consumption Of
petroleum and petroleum products
throughout the world during 1923 was
over 3S,OOO,OOO,OOO gallons, of which
the United States consumed 66 per
cent in addition to bunker oil shipped
ut United States ports for the use Of
vessels engaged In the foreign trade,
which would bring the American re-
quIrements up to 70.2 per cent Of the
world figure.
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06
Exploded FaIidcy

"You must pay close attention to
what the old folks say"
"But you can have your own opin-
ion about some things" protested the
confident small boy. MY father and
my grandfather have both been say
Ing for years that the Washington ball
club would never win the pennant."
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06
A LADY Of Distinction

Is recognized by the delicate, fascinat-
Ing influence of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum powder usually means clear,
sweet, healthy Observation-Disclosures.
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06

and stomach Alternative. II clears the
skin, beauties it. increases the blood
supply and the circulation, and PIN
Piles and eruptions vanish quickly.
This Discovery of Doctor Pieree's
puts you in 6ss condition, with all the
organs active. All dealers have il.
Send 10 cents for trial pkg. Of tab
lets to DR.. Pierce. Buffalo, N. X
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06

Sp ? ears mere,
made 4 success
( . ~ b q v Q
eQualled. His
pure herbal rem
edies which have
stood the test
for fifty years
are still among
the Best SELL
srs." DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical
Discovery 10 q
blood medicine
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06

read 1t, then said to
my husband, Please
60 and get me some
Lydia z. Pinkham's
Vegetable Go M
pound. / want to
take it. The first
month ! took three
bottles Of Vegetable
Compound and one
Of Lydia E. Pink
hams Blood Medi-
cine, and used Lydia
u DsnLhon~,o Cono
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06
Wishes to Fade AuDdy

Judge-Do you wish to marry again
II you receive a divorce2
Liza-I should say not All wants to
be withdrawn from circulation -
Judge.
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06
Brides

"What are those men discussing?"
'Their respective golf bags"
what do you bag at golfT
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06
Regular Kissing Bug

SIS he brave"
II should say he is. He'll kiss one
girl with the paint of another still wet
on his lips."-Life.
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06
1t Was the Cashier

Wife-You seem worried, dear. Did
anything 60 wrong at the bank todayf
Bank President-Yes, the cashier
Judge.
The Tomahawk., 1924-11-06
Sion the Pain.

The hurt of a burn or a cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve Is applied. 1t heals
quickly without scars. 30c and Coo by
all druggists. or send 30c to The J. w.
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How vain Is learning unless lntelli-
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Well-Merited Success

Honored politically and profession
lfiy. DR.. r. ". Pierce, whose picture
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DETROIT WOMAN
RECEIVERS
Health Much Better After
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Detroit, Michigan. Your little book
left at my door was my best doctor. I
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HORSES CoUGHING9 USE
SpOhn'S Distemper Compound

to break them condition. Thirty yearS
"SPOHNs"
Colds and Distemper resulting compca-
diseases OF the throat Acts
preventive equally we'll 60 cents
pei bottle. Sold all stores
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