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Of the system. The plant opens with
seven hundred men, it is reported, a
force that will later be doubled. Thus
Birmingham receives another unit in it's
process of industrial and commercial
progress. Transportation IS AN essential
arm of industry, in order that the prod
ucts of mill and factory may be carried
far and wide to the markets of the coun-
try and Of the world. Birmingham is
well served by various transportation
systems, which find in this district one of
their richest sources of income. The
Southern's investment here is consider
able, and in future years will probably
be greatly augmented. Birmingham is
one of its most important feeders, and
their prosperity is of mutual and COM
Elementary development.
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She's SO JonK and Afraid!

Mrs. t.: Bridget, if you find green
dragon when you sweep this morning, bring
it to me-"
Bridget: Please mum, don't like SIGH
animals an if you don't mind I'll give notice
now"
- II. M. Merrill.
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How the Girls TaIk-NOw That Vacation
Are Over.

''The boys simply went wild over my hair"
HE had the most wonderful car = All the
other girls were jealous because rode in it
every day."
"The married women at our place just
couldn't keep their husbands away from me,
dear"
Three different men proposed to me. I'm
still trying to make up my mind which one
to accept"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1924-10-01

The Illinois Methotiists do not appear
impressed with the views of Clarence
barrow, for they have expelled the
ex-Reverend Hight from their ministry.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1924-10-01

1t is suggested that jokes should not
be more than forty years old. That elm
mates most of them. Even those jokes
not yet forty seem much older.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1924-10-01

AS we understand it, whisky is regard
ed as good preventive for snakebite.
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M. Tchitcherin of soviet fame, says that
Secretary Hughes is ''imperialistic."
Rather is he an intelligent and able man
with unfortunate political environment.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1924-10-01

Perhaps Mr.. Coolidge required Secre-
tary Wilbur's hasty return to Washing
ton because of the pending resignation
of Assistant Secretary Roosevelt
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Easy to Find.

That office boy of yours is always whist,
ling. Doesn't it annoy your
1T does, little, but then, when hear,
him whistlng, know where he is.''
Arnold Eppes.
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sOUTHERN's NEW YARD OPENS.

Today the Southern Railway initiates
the operation of its extensive new
yard and shops in this city, called the
Finley shops, after a former PRECEDENT
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1924-10-01

Senator Wheeler says he is self-made
After November he will find that the
job is far from complete.
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Mr.. LaFollette's wife declares that he
is not dangerous. The late Theodore
Roosevelt, from whose party the Wiscon.
sin senator attempted to derive his pres.
tige, took different view of him.
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HIST A MENTAL MESS.

The banging of garage doors and loud talk
ing and laughing at 8 "A. m. are not signs of
anything serious merely split personalities.
South Bend (Ind.) Tribune.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1924-10-01

Perhaps Japan would have better title
to her claim of racial equality if her
representatives showed a little more
sagacity in putting it forward.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1924-10-01

The Republican nominee for governo,
of New York will doubtless learn that
political proxies are not profitable.
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A magazine writer wants to know if
a man can love two women at the same
time. If he can, it is both imprudent and
expensive.
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,Julietta,

JulleCGa.
When Julietta was a maid of three
She used to come and perch on my knee
And there, with childhood's sweet, seduc-
tive art,
She wove a captive web about my heart.
Now, what are girlies made of, tell me,
prayY
"oh, sugar, spice, and all things nice"
she'd say.
Some fifteen years have winged their
changeful flight;
Lipstick and rouge have made her ultra
bright ),
Nor would she think of sitting on my knee
That rights reserved for younger men, you
see!
Her sugar contents low; she's not So
nice;
Offsetting these she's added lots of spice.
I j. L. Sherard.
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r. the choice were left to me. whether TO have
. free press free government, 1 would
choose a free press.-Thomas jefferson.
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A paved road is the shortest distance
between two points.
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Spoiling a Good Thing.

There is movement on foot" remarked
Dad, Ito teach geography in our schools by
means of motion pictures
"Aw, Gee!" complained little Bobby.
That's mean trick. What do they want to
go and take all the fun out of the movies
for?"
Mrs. Nathan Elder. =
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1924-10-01
Remember 1914.

The gentlemen of the trade union congress
in Britain, where the red trade union inter-
national of Russia was represented, quoted
Holy Writ during their deliberations. Said
one: When God created the world He said /:
Let there be light Comrades, when the
international capitalists again want war; let
us say: Let there be peace Let us fold
our arms and stop all work. That sounds
fine, that sounds like an ideal solution for
the curse of war. But let us remember the
past. In Germany there were 10 social
democrats in the reiehstag when the war
broke out. They were pledged to avoid the
great international catastrophe. They could
have done it. 1t lay within their power. But
when the bands started to play and the
junkers waved the flag the ITO voted for
the war credits with touching singleness of
purpose. Their comrades in France and Bel
GUM, Russia and England did the same thing.
Their idealism burst like a soap bubble. When
the test came they were found wanting That's
why the second international of labor, the
great hope of the working classes of Europe,
has become an organ of middle class liberals
and the laughing stock of the militarists,
junkers and imperialists.
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ing all departments), Main 1900.
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THE ACE HERALD
sRnDnaIcs I. THOMPSON. PRESIDENT

Entered at Birmingham. Ala. post office as seq
ehd-ciass matter. act of Congress, March 6, 1879
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No Hope.

Sixty cases of suicide among students at
the University of Moscow have been reported
during the past two months. Most of the
students who sought this way Of reaching
''nothingness" belonged to the old aristocratic
and middle-class families. They were noti-
fled that they must leave school so that their
places could be filled by boys and girls be-
longing to the working class, THE bourgeois
has no right to education in a proletarian
state was the ukase from the soviet, authori-
ties that put an end to their studies. Not only
no right to education, but no right to live, it
seems. The bOlsheviks are ungrateful to the
past, The Russian revolution, of which they
are reaping the benefits, was the result of the
idealism OF the middle-class students during
the past century. Lenin, Bucharin, Tchitche-
rim and Lunacharsky all belonged to the petty
nobility. Not one of the leaders, not even of
the mensheviks, like Tseretselli and Kerensky,
were proletarians In 1925, when the first
revolutionary movement was crushed by the
ear, the exiled Decemberists wrote back
from Siberia to Pushkin, the Russian poet
THE spark will burst into flame" The
flame came in 1917. Ever since that time
the bolshevicks have tried to smother the
flaming torch of democracy.
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The Attraction.
why is Dolly so crazy to be introduced to
the great foreign pianist?"
"She wants to ask him how she can make
her bobbed hair stand out like his
-Nettie Stephenson.
had girl named Mercel.
She was my devoted slave,
And every time passed her house
\ 1 saw my Marcel wave.
Samuel NJ. Sargent, Jr.
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Worth Her Weight in Cola.

Prudence: "Was their marriage happy?''
Pricilla; Yes, she made her own hats"
Arthur Conklin.
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Popularity and f'ridtds. THE Columbus
Ledger sagely observes that being popular
takes SO much time one doesn't have time to
make real friends. Montgomery journal,
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Stock Law or Bankruptcy Narrowed
down, as matters appear at the present time,
there is only one of two things in this con-
nestion to be had-stock law or county bank
ruptcy, and we believe that when the people
of Escambia county take an unprecedented view
of the subject, they will agree that the former
is to be preferred.-Brewton Standard.
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Is Much Overrated.-As the consolidated
schools crowd the little red schoolhouse off
the map, there are few regrets. Like the old
oaken bucket, the little red schoolhouse Is a
much overrated institution, for which the poets
are chiefly responsible. Register.
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There would be no benefit to anyone
in naturalization of the railroads I'M
less matters should come to such an ex-
tremity that the government would have
to operate them to keep them going and
to protect the public welfare. That is an
emergency which does not now threaten.
, 1924-04-02
ADJUTANT BIRD A SCAVENGER
Member of the Stork Family Is a Fa-
vorite in Germany and
India.

The adjutant bird is a member of
the famous stork family that figures
so largely in fairy tales. 1t lives on
the roofs of houses in Germany and
often is a family pet. The gawky bird
is popular with the people in India
also, and they are careful not to harm
him. He eats any rubbish in the
neighborhood and is a great help in
the sanitary department. When other
food is scarce the adjutant goes fish
ing in the shallow streams. being
about five feet tall he can venture into
the water Il goodly distance without
wetting his feathers. He is also will
ing to eat tiny birds and mice, which
he has no difficulty in catching with
his long, sharp beak. From tip to tip
his outstretched wings measure IA or
Is feet across.
, 1924-04-02

was postponed on account of bad
weather,
Mrs. David Freeborg returned
home from Thermopolis Friday after
attending the funeral of her aunt,
Mrs. George Winchester.
Miss Huldah Hoaglund went to
Cody last week and will assist Mrs.
Glen Trueblood at her home.
Miss Ruth McKain fell down
stairs last Thursday and broke a
tenden in the back, which the doc
tor says will NEAR at least two
weeks in bed. Her many friends
and school mates are sorry to hear
of the accident and hope to see
their young friend able to be about
again soon.
, 1924-04-02

has wilfully deserted the plaintiff
for more than one year prior to the
date of filing of said petition, and
for the care and custody of the mi
nor child of said parties.
Now. unless you answer the said
petition heretofore filed. on or be
fore the nth day of May, 1924, the
allegation of said petition will. be
taken as true and judgment render
ed accordingly.
Witness Orilla Downing, clerk of
the District Court and the seal
thereof at Cody. Wyoming, this goth
day of March. 1924.
ORILLA DOWNING,
(Seal) Clerk of District Court
Paul r. Greever, attorney for
plaintiff.
First publication March 90, 1924.
Last publication April 80, 1924.
, 1924-04-02
UPPER SAGE

. (Delayed)
Ed Mangus accompanied Joe Free
borg up Northfork Thursday where
he will be employed with the road
crew.
Chas. Gawthrop and Albert
Schultz are shipping potatoes this
week.
We hear that Paul Peterson was
married recently to a young lady
of Cheyenne where they will re-
side. Sage creek friends wish to ex-
tend congratulations.
The Country Club has it's first
official meeting Wednesday evening
at the school house. The new build
ing is well under way all the out
side work being completed.
Miss Amanda Pearson, Mrs. ]. E.
Cooper. Mrs. w. A. RAIDER and Mrs.
VIM. English took the second sewing
lesson under the direction Of Miss
Marjorie Eells. Monday at the Ii
brary in Cody. The meeting Friday
, 1924-04-02
ASK COOLIDGE
TO OPEN PARK
PRESIDENT Is INVITED TO TALK
AT YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL
PARK GATEWAY

President Coolidge was invited
formally to officiate at the formal
opening of the Yellowstone park to
take place at the northern gateway
at Gardiner, Montana, June goth.
The following telegram was sent
by the Livingston chamber of COM
merce to the chief executive inviting
him to o~fficiate at the opening cere-
monies.
THE Yellowstone National park
will open June goth. The largest
number of tourists aver admitted to
natures playground will visit Vel
lowstone National park during the
eason of 1924. The Livingston
chamber of commerce. is arranging
the official park opening this sea
on. Program would not be COM
plete without your presence to act
officially in opening the park and to
this end the Livingston chamber of
commerce urges that you accept its
invitation to make the opening day
address.
yellowstone park has had the
distinguished honor of entertaining
more presidents than any other ma
tional park and it would be indeed
fitting that following the visit of our
late President Harding last year,
you should be on hand to preside
when the gates swing open under
that arch that was dedicated just a
few years ago by former President
Theodore Roosevelt"
, 1924-04-02
NOTICE OF SUIT - SERVICE BY
PUBLICATION
In District Court of Park County,
yIrpn

In District Court of Park County,
Wyoming
OFT Casaday, plaintiff, vs.. Elsie
Casady, defendant.
To Elsie Casady. whose residence
is unknown:
You are hereby notified that the
above named plaintiff, OFT Cassidy.
oil the 21st day Of March, 1924,
filed with the Clerk of the District
Court of Park county. Wyoming, his
petition against you the object and
prayer of said petition being to dis
solve the bonds of matrimony there
tofore existing between the said
plaintiff and the said defendant on
the ground that the said defendant
, 1924-04-02
Was She a PASSENGER?

The mother was talking to her chill
dren about old people, and saying how
everyone grew old in time.
II shall be an old lady some day."
she said, with white hair and wrin-
kles and a cap"
There was a chorus of protest.
"Oh, no., mummy; you'll never be
old I"
Then the youngest girl looked up
thoughtfully.
Mummy" she said. when the Ark
was, was your"
, 1924-04-02
ACCOUNT AND REPORT AND
PETITION FOR DISTRIBUTION
In District Court of Park County,
Wyoming
In the matter of the estate of
MARK CHAMBERLIN,

III ~ hAoNAtA VI int Ooldlt VI
MARK CHAMBERLIN,
Deceased
NOTICE is hereby given to all
creditors and others interested in
the estate of Mark Chamberlin, de-
ceased, hat Agnes B. Chamberlin,
e%xecutriX of the last will and tesla
ment of the said Mark Chamberlin,
deceased, has filed with the above
entitled court, her first and final
account and report and petition for
distribution in said estate, where
anyone interested may examine said
account. report and petition, and
ma file exceptions thereto on or
before thirty 500 days from the
last publication of this notice, and
that if no exceptions be filed, she
will make final distribution of said
estate on the 10th day of May,
1924. or as soon after as the same
car be heard.
Dated this 18th day of March,
1924.
AGNES b. CHAMBERLAIN.
Executrix of the Last Will
and Testament of Mark
Chamberlin, Deceased.
Paul R. Greever, attorney for
executriX.
First publication Marcn 10, 1924
Last publication April 8, 1924
, 1924-04-02

FARM PROPERTY INSURANCE
Insure your farm property with
the Shoshone Farmers Mutual. See
G. \. Holm, Agent, Cody. 4-15-25
, 1924-04-02
FARM
COOPERATIVE
By GLENN C. HAYES


@. 1921. Western Newspaper UnIon.O
, 1924-04-02
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
In District Court of Park County,
state of wyoming

State of Wyoming
In the matter of the estate of
EBENEZER HUNTINGTON,
Deceased
NOTICE is hereby given that let
tiers of administration were on the
18th day of March, A. D.. 1924,
granted to the undersigned in the
above estate, and all persons hav-
ing claims against the said estate
are hereby granted to exhibit them
to the undersigned. Benjamin Eek
loe, for allowance, within six
months after the date of said letters
they may be precluded from any
benefits from said estate. and if
such claims are not exhibited within
one year from the date of said let
tiers. they shall be forever barred.
Dated March 18th A. D., 1924.
BENJAMIN ECKLOE,
Administrator of the Estate
of Ebenezer Huntington, de
ceased.
Ernest j. Goppert, attorney for
Administrator.
First publication March 10, 1924.
Last publication April 2, 1924.
, 1924-04-02
Question of MANAGEMENT.

Ho Tin-That's a swell shirt you
have on. How many yards does it
take to make a shirt like that?
30 CAM got three shirts out of
one yard last night.-Nebraska Aw-
gwan.
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THE BRITISH ELECTIONS :

soon enough and fed well on the
sweets of office.
The labor government was there
fore put into power largely in order
to check the movement Of the masses,
to divide the political labor movement,
sift out from it those who could in no
circumstances be useful to capitalism,
and educate those of the leaders who
are willing to work for capitalism in
the art and craft of democratic" rule.
One other reason is also obvious.
There was the need for government
Of democratic phrases to fight the
growing revolt among the colonial
peoples. A capitalist government
which shot Indian workers OF bombed
peasants in Mesopotamia ran the risk
of rousing a wave of antagonism in
Britain that would make it difficult to
carry out the necessary of course
unpleasant duties of great civilized
power. AS yet there has been no mass
revolt in any of the colonies, but such
a revolt might develop within a few
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that labor cannot attack it for its
colonial policy, since it is only carry
ing on that of the labor cabinet.
These are the underlying reasons
why Macdonald is no longer needed
by the bourgeoisie. The actual issues
on which he was oyerthrown are
also important, but the capitalist class
would not have attributed much i'm
portance to the question of whether
a certain Communist leader was sent
to prison OF not, or whether treaty
with Soviet Russia lin which British
capitalist interests were carefully
guarded) was signed or not, If there
had not been deeper underlying rea-
sons for putting one of its most skill
full craftsmen temporarily among the
ranks Of the unemployed.
The British Elections.
We have seen why Macdonald came
to power and why he fell. The man
euvers of the election are of no real
importance in comparison with the
causes which brought about the cleo
ton or the results which it will have
on the balance Of class forces in this
country and on world scale. At
the same time they are of interest
as showing very plainly the policies
and programs of the contending
parties.
In the first place the whole of the
events of the last session of parlia-
ment must be counted as electioneer-
ing strategy. The two capitalist par
ties had indicated clearly to MacDon-
aid that on the Russian Treaty they
were determined to take a firm stand.
1t was not as they pretended simply
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concessions that have been gained in
certain cases, Of a very minor sort
allowed the Macdonald government to
avoid, "by the skin OF its teeth" hav-
ing to use troops and police against
the strikers. The government has
done its job Of breaking strikes but it
has failed in its other task-that of
ending strikes. 1t has not ushered
in an era Of Industrial peace. These
two facts are among the reasons why
Macdonald goes out of Office now. and
almost certainly win not be in office
after the election.
Served Imperialism.
With regard to the British Empire
no government has ever been so sue
cessful from the capitalist point Of
view as that of Macdonald. But since
there has been no colonial revolt Of
Importance during 1924 the capitalist
class feels that after all there is no
great need to keep Macdonald in
power on this score, as any govern
ment that follows it can justly claim
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months in any of them, and the labor
government would have been in bet
ter position than any other to rouse
the righteous and democratic wrath
of the British people against any race
Of 'niggers" who dared to rise against
the benefits of British rule
The labor government was put into
power to see the British Empire thru
a period of uncertainty in regard to
the colonies.
Why Macdonald Fell.
The labor government has fallen
because it has either carried thru
these tasks or has proved itself in
capable of carrying them thru. There
are other reasons for its fall which
arise from the pressure upon it of
the masses of the British workers.
The Dawes report is being put into
operation with the tacit consent of
the majority of the British working
class movement That is an achieve
ment for which capitalism might well
be grateful, and in the capitalist at
tack on Macdonald during the election
campaign the question Of the Dawes
plan has been avoided,
The labor movement has been deep
ly and dangerously divided by the poll
cy pursued by the labor government,
but there is no longer any need to
keep on dangling the sweets of Office
before the leaders; the memory of
these will be enough to keep these
gentlemen moderate, sane, and care
full
Every great strike during the period
Of Office of the labor government has
ended IN defeat for the workers; but
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