New Britain herald., 1924-09-27

IuulOTTOW ulOintuH dt D. n' daylight saving officially comes to an end. It is not necessary to re- main awake until that hour to change your clock although If you get in later than two you should wake up your wife and have her reset. the hands.
 There are various ways of de- terming whever you should turn the hands forward or backward. One method that never falls Is rec commended by the almanac. First search the alleys for a crosseyed cat. Having hung 1t by the tail to the chandelier, call up Harvard ob- servatory and ask the boys with the Dig domes and double lens spectacles whether the sum mer solstice has arrived. After they get through answering in words which no one except an Astronomer from Boston can pHder- stand, hang up the receiver and tell central that you intended to have the charge reversed on that call.
 It Is an easy matter to tell the time by the stars. First you work your way through college. By that time you will have sold the last clock to get money for books and you won't care whether it's day light time or some other time. If {, you have college education and know how to tell time by the stars, your problem becomes much more simple. If the night Is dark and the stars are obscured, just pick an argument with your wife and by the time she finishes bouncing the rolling pin on your head you will have seen so many stars you'll think someone has slammed you with the milky way.
 No pastor will accept your ex- cuse that you came to church an hour too early because you forgot to turn back the bands of the clock. The season is plain--he will faint upon seeing you as you march Up the steps with bright new penny for the collection plate.
 One nice thing about the return to standard time is that you get your innings at the landlord and obtain an extra hours rent free for September in return for the hour he took out of your pocketboo' last spring.
 With the resignation of Miss Mary F. Callen as principal of the East Bristol school. the city oi Bristol is deprived of the serAces of one of its most faithful work. CTS, whose efforts in behalf of boy' and girls years ago are reflected 1T their success today.
 Miss Callen was the teacher of number of bays who have risen tt prominence in Bristol. In theil youth she helped to mould theii characters, helped to set their fee upon the right paths, and she car take satisfaction in the knowledge that her work was not in vain. Th' boys she taught have risen t heights of which they little dreame' while they were trying to penetrat the mysteries of reading, writin } and arithmetic. In their success Miss Callen shares.
 The city of Bristol owes Mis- Callen a debt which it cannot pay
 Services such as she gave cannot b . compensated for with money.
 her health permit it, she should b the guest of honor at public re cepdon rendered her by the cit and by those boys and girls wh have grown to manhood and wom anhood but who can recall wit
 pleasure the days when. with pa tience and faith in her high callint r she labored to teach them to thin
 for themselves and think of other The Observer was pleasantly SUI
 prised at the dinner of the lift !. senatorial district democrats
 Lake Compounce Wednesday nigl
 to see how his old friend Joe Du a ton, former mayor of Bristol, f rounding into form as a toastma'
 ter. Grace and wit are his and
 nice estimation of how muc e speaking a toastmaster should d
 and how much he shouldn't do. . toastmaster must learn not onI
 how to talk but how not to tall }. and Joseph r. qualities in this, r'
 spect.
 For the past few weeks. ex-Ma!
 or Dutton has been campaigning J New York for the democratic part (, He Jas developed polish as Il speaker which could be foreseen
 few years ago when he first steppe T into the political arena by thos r who can determine by looking at bud what kind of flower 1t wi 6 be. According to reports from tf 's metropolis he has become forc'
 full campaigner, with convincing d r livery and a flow of oratory whic
 compels attention.
 e Few political gatherings in Col Il necticut have been more spontan
 ously enthusiastic than the fifth di l. trict diener. The more than S'
 diners were in a mood for victoI
 and when they left the hall thu Is were bubSling over with confdenc
 If they can work as willingly 'u they can sign and applaud got
 speeches they will give their O e' ponents something to think abo I.