The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-07-26
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Summer Vacation Spots

LASSITUDE LODGE.--Spend q summer vacation here. You will never forget lt. Boat ing fishing, bootlegging, fly-casting a6nd slur- casting in and out of season. Indoor swimming after every shower. Wide shady lawns upon which you will be as comfortable as in any room in the hotel, more so in fact. Special attention given to invalids. If you are not an invalid when you arrive notify the man. agement. You will be made one at once. Write for booklet.
 HERRING HOUSE BY THE SEA- Overlooks ocean, overlooks bay, overlooks surrounding country, overlooks personal com fort of guests. Wonderful view of sea for forty miles. If you see anything interesting kindly call the proprietor. He has been here twenty years without any such luck.
 Golf course and ivy poisoning within easy reach of all. Handy to trains and hospitals. Our early spring mosquitoes will be big enough to be shot as wild ducks this month come and bring your rifle. We raise our own vegetables whether you like them or not. Milk from contented milkmen. Bacon and egg direct from our own hatcheries. Write now as busi- ness is terrible.
 LAKE LAMENT. - Where mountain breezes blow and the hotel proprietors do likewise. Three eighteen-hole golf courses, one as bad as the other If you are fond of riding, come here and enjoy the fishing. All sports including pool, poker and individual dice. Handball courts on every floor; ideal surroundings for nervous and elderly people who need extreme quiet. People will please refrain from removing wet bathing suits in the dining room.
 OOGLEGOGGLE MANOR.-Directly on the ocean when the tide is right. People who come here say they have never seen any thing like it. Hotel is fire-proof, though you'd never know it from the average temperature. Excellent bathing at all tides for short peo- pie. Always plenty of life and excitement; twenty people hurt by collapsing porches and falling walls almost daily. Our table super vised by the Scottish Thrift Society; if one egg for breakfast isn't enough for you, ask for another; our walters know how to say "No!" Luncheon 12 to entirely by stereop- tican views. Dinner to 8 on individual but ter plates. Our table is the talk of twelve states. Phone for rates.
 MOUNT TORPID.-Come here for that rest you never have been able to obtain One thousand feet agove the level of the sea; 5000 feet below the level of mediocrity. Excellent hunting during the red ant and house-fly season.
 Our special ptomaine poisoning season starts July 25. Excellent we'll water from, picturesque old well in which natives are al- lowed to clean hats only on Tuesdays and Fridays. Bowling alleys in every hallway; rifle ranges under all sleeping porches This hotel is endorsed by the Personal Torment League and the Society for the Promotion of Self Martyrdom.
 MALARIA BAY HOTEL.-This hotel can be reached by train, auto or telephone. It should be reached by the latter for the best results. The proprietor has been in business here forty years and never listened to a complaint. One-piece bathing suits barred at Saturday night dansants and Wednesday evening musicale. Guests opening broiled lob sters in their rooms will be required to push shells under the bed. Excellent cuisine. Try our No. Motor Oil for buttering corn on the cob. Booklet.