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New Britain herald., 1924-12-02
Pro and Con

Conrad WAS out playing with some other little boys when his mother called him in to study his leFsons
 "Aw, shux," he said, "I wish all the schools were bankrupt"
 Hazel Brice.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02
Ashes to Ashes

What makes Bills face so ashen?" s
 He wetA to see hi. girl and ran into an old flame" Ernest Chandler.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

The only profitable advertising medium In tho Cuy Circulation books and press room. a.vAys oreD to adVertiserS
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

Soriug up bruises for Willie: "lIc is so strong-willed we cant do a thing with him"
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

II Is estimated that 1t will take SG,732 halt-wit campers to finish burning our forests.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02
Weighed in the Balance

. Mary: Poor May a hundred and sixty and she hopes to grow thin!"
 Margy: She's got a fat chance"
 J. T. Radke.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

Orchestra music IS enjoyable If you can stop watching the antics of the man with the Httle stick in his hand,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02
Dr. Baldpate's Cooperative Vege-
 table Garden

l. is the common experience Of gardeners to find that one crop often harms another. The shade cast by standing corn, for instance, invariably prevents bush beans from doing well. The latter become all bush and no bean. Similarly q sue cessful crop of eggplant has 9 very bad effect on poultry. The hens. seeing the large fruit, get discouraged and refuse to lay 1t,
 It has remained for the we'll known scientist, pr. George A. Baldpate, to achieve remarkable re- suits by arranging his garden 90 that the vegetables actually work for each other.
 T have a large plantation in the Mojave desart," writes the doctor Potatoes with us are a great lux ury. The natives told me 1t was i'm possible 10 grow them in such a dry county, far fr!m irrigation and with infrequent rains, Then my idea of cooperative gardening rose in my mind. The method WIS sim pie.
 T planted small onion on each 1 hill The onion caused the tender eyes Of the young potatoes 10 water and my irrigation scheme was com plete.
 Two years ago I planted cotton under all my fruit trees. During the September gales. when so much fruit was ruined. all my oranges and grapefruit fell in the cotton and were ready for shipment. Make the members Of the vegetable king dom work not against each other but for each other. That is the Baldpate Idea"
 All honor 10 Dr, George A. Bald pate, who has taken a great ster forward in scientific cultivation.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02
Member Andt Bureau oi Circulation.

Member Audit Bureau Of Circulation. Thp 4 s. C is aNoual organization witch urEsN,s uewrpapls and advet' ttseJs with e strictly honest analyss Of clr.ulatiou. Our circulation statIst'cs Are based unou thls audit, This UsuIes protectlan aga ust sr1ud m newspaper d'Uribu'Uon NRules to both national and local etEagtlsera
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

Some people mind their own business for fearR their neighbors will find out what 1t is.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

Horrible thought. Imagine being on q desort island with a cross word puzzle and no dictionary
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

Tn the old Colonial days, sugar was a luxury, costing 75 cents 6 pound
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

The nr. George A. Baldpate ad ventures are written by Fun Shop readers. The above is the first of the great scientists chronicles. We shall expect you 10 do your part and keep up the series which is rightfully yours.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

Tie Herald 's on sale daily in New Tc.k st uo,uI gs Naws stand. Times Square; s.Nur4 NeWs stand, Entrance Gland Central 42nd street.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

Gcddes says America taught Britain how to govern her col onies, Haiti wasn't part of the les son, However.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

Nothing Ss perfect. The man with the right wife and right bootlegger may have q fountain pen that leaks.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02
TrinRd

Horton: What made you miss
 your step?"
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02
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Business once .,.,t,. a-5 Editorial Rooms ...,. s-h
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

Ye Gods! Little eight-year-old Viola cer- tainly started something when she replied to Miss O'Hares jingle. Read 'em and weep: Ye Gods and little fishes, l sure hate to do the dishes.
 Patricia O'Hare.
  Washin' dishes ain't so bad; It's dustin round that makes me sad.
 Viola Josephine Dial. Dustin round ain't half 50 bad; It's running errands for my Dad.
 ID. K. Oh, running errandS ain't 50 bad; It's making beds that gets me mad
 --Agnes Foss. But why vail or kick or fret Doing nothing's harder yet!
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

China needs lot of civillzlng yet, Only d few of her citizens know how to butcher people scientifically.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02
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Modern inventions make it hard for criminals. A burglar on dark night, cant tell whether he's open ing the safe or tuning in the radio set.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

Native Americans are superior in some ways, but they can't polish an apple until it sells for a dime.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

Thorc Is just so much worry for c,erybody If you dodge your share, there is more for your creditors.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

A mothers love is greater than a wife's. His mother believes his lies.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02
Very Rare

piner: "1s your roast beef rare ?" Waiter: "Yes, we haven't any"
 James II. Lambert.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02
:, fun,chOb
 MAxS0N HxKalI Luuk
Tho Waiter

Tho Waiter
 By Lois Fillmore Deane l liked the way he talked and
 smiled, I liked hls pleasant voice. Twas fun 10 saunter by his side And feel l was his choice. The days passed by: our friendship
 grew, Our interests proved the same; But why must I imagine all The thrills in loves sweet gamer thought, My swectheart's too
 controlled: He fears to let me know; I wish that he would soon wake up And be a Romeo" A year went by; ] waited still; For one advance I prayed. My love was deep; my soul cried
 out, Why is he so afraid?" One day we trudged a woodsy
 path: The time had come, I knew, He kissed me, saying, Sweetheart,
 I've Divorced my wife for you!'
  Why Do They Kid Our Editor? Mrs White: That's a good one. Why don't you send it to The Fun Shop editor?"
 Mir. Brown: What's the use :? He'd only laugh at it."
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

. How silly to spend millions to make prison life attractive and then spend more millions 10 keep folks out.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

An engagement ring is the only solitaire thing some girls want for Christmas.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

But if the papers should print the complete record of our lives, how many of us would remain in town over night?
New Britain herald., 1924-12-02

tnued Daily Sunday EGcepledl It Herald Bldg. 67 Church straeI
Evening star., 1924-03-31

Styler emerge and go slowly onward.
And after Styler he too went, slow
ly. warily. He knew Styler well
enough to know that nothing short
of cataclysm would make him lose
sight of the man he was following.
The man sauntered along the broad
pavement. carelessly staring about
There he turned inward, crossing
the street and strolling on at the
same leisurely pace until he came TO
a house in close proximity to All
Saints Church. He entered the door
of that house. Styler. watching him
narrowly from the opposite side of
the street saw him cross a dir1ly
lighted lobby within and go up the
stairs at the rear. minute later a
light was turned high in a second
floor window, and a blind was pulled
down. Then the shadow of a tall man
crossed the light and the blind.
Styler made a circuitous detour
around the end of the street before he
approached that open doorway. There
was no one about as he entered il;
the street, indeed. was comparatively
deserted just then. But at a little
distance he saw Smiths stout and
Stumpy figure, and as soon as he had
been within the shadowy lobby and
out of it-a proceeding which was
over within ten seconds--he went
toward his master and drew him into
the shadow of A projecting porch.
indicating the light in the window of
the upstairs room. That's evidently
"A house now let out in offices. I've
had a look a the names on the board
in the hall.
1Continued in TomorroW's starr
Evening star., 1924-03-31

A day later he is reported at SOM
far distant point. His activities alont
the Mexican railroad have cost th
Evening star., 1924-03-31
YEARS ON WARPATH
TOUGHEN AGUILAR
Picturesque Rebel General Fought
Against Santa Ana
in 1853.
ONCE FACED DEATH SQUAD
Huerta Follower Harnesses 0bregon,
Blowing Up Trains.

By the Associated Press.
VERA CRUZ, Mexico, March 81
Devoid of color and revolutionary
flavor as has been the de la Huerta
revolt, it has not besn without its
picturesque figures reminiscent of
the days following the downfall of
the porfrio Diaz regime.
One of these is Gen. of Division Hi
ginio Aguilar.- eighty seven year old
rough rider of the Vera Cruz hills,
terror of federal train guards and a
thorn in the side of the conquering
Obregon armies between EsperanZa,
on the edge of the great Mexican
plain, and the seacoast
Tall, thin and slightly stopped, but
with a face almost unlined despite
his age, Gen. Aguilar is a SPLENDID
hurseman and capable of long hours
in the saddle without rest. With the
seven or eight hundred men under
his command. he makes long forced
marches appearing suddenly at some
railroad station to dynamite train
or harrass the federal garrison.
Does Heavy Damage.
A day later he is reported at some
far distant point. His activities along
the Mexican railroad have cost the
Evening star., 1924-03-31
Imported Irish Linen
CSC Yard
Imported japanese
Crepe, 2Sc Yard
Colored Tissue
Ginrhams 3Sc Yard

LOO yards of fine quality woven
coloTed Tissue Gin nghams, in small
and medium plaids. Large range
OF cof0rs and combinations. 80
inches wide.
STORE
Evening star., 1924-03-31

government thousands OF dollars in
wrecked rolling stock, lost shipments
and damages to the right of way.
Aguilar was a boy OF seventeen
when he Joined HIS first Mexican rev.
olutfon, the revolt against Santa Ana.
the dictator, in 1863 Again in 1858
he took part in the revolution which
deposed lgnacio Comonfort as presi-
cent, and In lS65-6S he fought against
the Emperor MaXimilian.
A native of the little village of San
Juan Casomotopec, near Cordova, in
vera cruz state. he gained with the
rebel forces in his several campaigns
complete knowledge of the hill
country that has stood him in good
stead IN his present operations
against Obregon
saved BY Diax Order.
When the Diaz revolution gained
authority, Aguilar appeared as a col
ohei In the regular army. He never
opposed President Diaz. but at one
tlme was accused of treason. confined
In the military prison at Santiago
Evening star., 1924-03-31

Tlalteloco and sentenced to be shot.
A few minutes before the time set
for his execution prison authorities
were unable to find the key to his
cell. The delay saved his life. for a
messenger from Diaz appeared bear
ing a commutation of his sentence.
Aguilar acted as a confidential
agent of Diaz, and later was credited
with quelling, by diplomatic means.
uprisings of Yaqui Indians in Sonora
and of the Mayas in Yucatan. After
the deposition of Diaz In 1910 he
served with the Carranza forces but
later joined Victoriana Huerta. He
was one of the first to join the pres
ent revolt.
Evening star., 1924-03-31
WILL HELP ORPHANS.

INDIANAPOLIS, March 31.-The
American Legion has announced
campaign to provide for those who
cannot ask for aid, and would not if
they could the orphans of war
Through the sale of poppies, the Of
fetal flower of the legion, during the
week preceding Memorial day, it will
collect funds for this welfare work,
the care and education of the fast
growing army of war orphans.
Evening star., 1924-03-31

A special purchase and price.
The newest creation in mems
neckwear. Guaranteed silk and
wool, non-wrinkable radio spot
ties. In shades of brown. gray.
black, and three shades OF blue.
Evening star., 1924-03-31
Washing Machines in Demand.

Although the habit of doing the
family wash at home is diminishing,
owing to the increasing vogue of
apartment house life, and the change
in economic conditions, the washing
Evening star., 1924-03-31

machine still plays a big part In the
nations commerce. In 1928 alone
there were 10000 washing machines
sold-but the catch In the figures is
represented by the fact that 81 per
cent are electrically operated, show
ing that the old-fashioned washing
machine has pretty well passed out.
Evening star., 1924-03-31
Backfre.
ton Transcript.

From tn. Boston Transcript.
Mrs. Jawback-John, you're a per
feet fooli
Jawback--f knew something like
that would happen when marriage
made you and me one.
Evening star., 1924-03-31
Tailored Linen
Dresses, &.95

High -colored Linen Dresses. with
the fashionable straight lines.
with white or embroidered col
lars and cuffs. Some showing
touches Of hand embroidery
Evening star., 1924-03-31
Stop Itching Eczema
Penetrating, Antiseptic Zemo
Will Help You.

Never mind how often you have
tried and failed, you can stop burn
ing. itching Eczema quickly by ap-
plying Zemo, furnished by any drug
gist for 35c Extra large bottle, ST. 90.
Healing begins the moment Zemo is
applied. In a short time usually
every trace of Eczema, letter, Pim-
pies, Rash, Blackheads and similar
skin diseases will be removed.
For clearing the skin and making
it vigorously healthy, always use
Zemo, the penetrating, antiseptic
liquid When others fail it is the one
dependable treatment for skin trou-
bies of all kinds. Zemo Soap, 2Sc;
[<mo Ointment. Soc.
Evening star., 1924-03-31

:
RE
ar Values
Tailored Linen
Dresses, @.95
High-colored Linen Dresses. with
the fashionable straight lines.
with white or embroidered col
lars and cuffs. Some showing
touches Of hand embroidery.
Silk Costume
Slips, $3.95
New Silk Costume Slips, in pow
der blue, tan, flesh, white and
black. Straight tailored and
pink ruffied fiounce. Lengths SS
to 46.
Dimity Bungalow
Aprons, $1.95
White Dimity Bungalow Aprons
with val lace trimmings. Sizes
Is to as.
Girls Muslin
Slips, SSc
White Muslin Princess Slips for
girls 4 to Is years. Lace and
embroidery trimmed.
Children's Sailor
Straw Hats, S1.95
Tailored Milan Sailors with gros-
grain ribbon tr m m i ngs. In
black. white, brown, tan and
white. Special.
Children's Polaire
Coats, $7.95
Very attractive new Spring Coats
in blue and tan Shown in po-
laire and tweeds. Sizes 2 to
years.
Infants Trimmed
Bonnets, Soc.
Children's White Nainsook Bon
broidery effectively used as
trimming.
Infants Lingerie
Hats, $2.95 and $3.95
Lingerie Hats in fluffy models.
Fine Printed Crepe
de Chine, $1.95 Yard
ss-inch Fine Quality All-silk
Printed Crepe de Chine. in an at
tractive assortment of new
combinations. Specially priced.
All-S;lk P-dium
$1.9S Yd.
40-inch All-silk Radium, III pink,
blue, tan, orchid, maize, brown,
black and white. Special
Sports Satin
$1.R Yard
ss-inch width Sport Satin, in
copen, navy. tan. rose, green.
brown, gold. tiger lily, black
and white. Specially priced.
Swiss Dotted
Wolfe, soc Yard
1890 yards specially priced Tues
day. 3S-fnch width. New spring
shades. including honeydew, gray,
tomato, peach. orchid. rose. tan
gerfne. tan. jade. brown, copen,
navy and black; in small and me-
dunn dots. Also figured designs.
Imported Irish Linen
CSC Yard
Imported Irish Dress Linen in
copen, tan, pink, gray, hello
trope, green's, brown. light blue
and rose, Pre-shrunk, ready to
be made up. Sc inches wide.
Imported Japanese
Crepe, 2Sc Yard
1900 yards fine quality Imported
Crepe In a large assortment of
cclors, 80 inches wide.
Colored Tissue
Ginghams, 38c Yard
Loo yards Of fine quality woven
coloTed Tissue Gin ghams, in small
and medium plaids. Large range
OF coi0rg and combinations. 80
inches wide. Il
STORE ~
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-25


this sale
al-COME WEDNESDAY, OPENING
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-25

Now you should lay
in several months sup
ply for this is a splen-
did saving. The paper
comes in small rolls
and is Of soft, crepe
paper.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-25

Yes for 64c you can
buy a heavy gauge gal
vanized iron wash tub.
No. . size. Perfectly
welded so that it cannot
leak. A wonderful value.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-25

Every winter dress
worth up to $1,000
will go at this fig
ure: S cores of
dresses included of
all wool materials
and smart styling.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-25

Your chance to buy a
new set Of cups and
saucers for a mighty
small price. OF plain
white china that is Of a
very good quality.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-25


have received the three will celebrate by
will anything would expect Prices have been dIasca reduced
O dollars worth of SPRING MERCHANDISE!
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-25
To $24.75 Wool Dresses

Clearing out every
winter wool dress in
our stock at this
sensational pric e.
Many S24.75 dress
es included. OF poi-
ret twill and wool
S e ges
Evening star., 1924-03-28
TOXIC INTEREST KEEN
IN ARMS REDUCTION
Hope for Progress Not in U. S.,
But London, View of Japa-
nese Paper.
FRENCH SUPPORT NEEDED
Limitation Schemes Studied by
Navy Office Committee.
Ey the Associated Press.

I'T the Associated Prcss.
TOXIC. March 2S.-Despite Wash
ingtou adviccs indicating President
Coolidge does not intend to call Il
second naval conference, Japanese in
t"rest in the idea of further limita-
ton OF naval armaments is increas-
ing
The Toxic ASahi pointed out the
chief hope for progress in that direc-
ticn lies not in Washington, but in
London. where the British labor gov
eminent, following abandonment Of
the Singapore base. has given further
Evidences of a desire to Tighten arma-
ments. Success, the newspaper adds
depends ON Londou'S ability to bring
into line France, whose policy is OPP
posed to Great Britain's. 1t was
Gontendcd by the Nichi NiChi that the
league of nations is the proper in
strument through which to seek fur
thor disarmament.
Committee on Schemes.
Other vcrnacular publications an
n"unCed a navy Office committee is
studying possible Limitation schemes
hut the navy Office denied such
definite stage has been reached.
Official denial also was made OF
british press assertions that japanese
opposition to limitation of cruisers
and destroycrS would block any
agreement. On the contrary. ii was
explained, Japan is willing to coop
crate with other powers in restric-
ton of the types.
Evening star., 1924-03-28
GIRLS STORY SPURS
HUNT FOR SLAYER
"Man in Brown" Who Killed Mrs.
Bauer, Recognized as In
surance Agent.

By the Associa ted Press.
NEW YORK, March 2S.-Baffied by
their failure to catch 1.-The man in
brown" who last Tuesday murdered
pretty Mrs Mabel Bauer in the sub
urbs OF Chelsea, Staten Island, de-
tectiyes last night renewed their
faith in the story of a fourteen-year-
old schoolgirl and spread their drag
net again.
The girl insisted that the man into
whose sedan Mrs. Bauer climbed a
few minutes before her corpse was
thrown out upon a lonely roadside
was an INSURANCE agent. She had
seen the couple drive away from the
stranded automobile in which MRS.
Bauer's mother and two children
waited while the young wife Went
with "the man In brown to fetch aid.
IL saw his face and recognized H.,
and his brown hat and coat, the
schoolgirl told detectives. He was
the insurance man. He often came to
houses in our neighborhood. Al
| though authorities already had quiz
Zed several Staten Island insurance
| men in a vain attempt to shatter their
llibis they tackled this last clue
again. The dragnet was thrown over
Evening star., 1924-03-28

A complete selection OF Charm
ing Hats for girls. styles for
street, school. play and dress wear
in all the favored styles and colors.
There are hundreds of models TO
choose from, aud special attention
is given to correct fitting.
Evening star., 1924-03-28
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associa ted Press
CAMBRIDGE, Mass, March aS.-
Experiments in thought transmission.
unprecedented in their scope and
aiming eventually at transatlantic
communication by telepathic waves,
are under way. IL was learned yes
terday from a member of the Harvard
faculty. Already thoughts have been
received here from New York. and
mental transmission from Paris to
Cambridge Is soon to be attempted, 1t
, was announced.
DR.. Gardner Murphy, research
fellow In psychology, and DIR. Harry
Helson. an assistant in the Harvard
psychological department., are in
charge OF the experiments The lat
ter declared that the program was
the most extended yet undertaken in
the field of mental telepathy
Last Monday evening" he said,
twenty-five persons in New York.
under Dr. Murphy's direction, con-
centrated their minds on certain ideas
and objects. We received thoughts
! here. and after similar transmission
tomorrow night and next Monday we
! shall check up on our results On
Arril >, by a prearranged plan, the
Evening star., 1924-03-28
ORDERS $50, 900 PAID.
Arkansas Railroad Commission
Rules on Power Contract.

LITTLE ROCK, Ark, March 2S.--
The Arkansas railroad commission
yesterday directed Hugh l.. Cooper 81
Co. of New York, acting as trustee
for the North American Com
pany of st. Louis, to pay to Walk er
Powell, president of the Dixie Power
Company, $4,000 because of alleged
breach of contract in connection with
water-power development at Tucker
Shoals, in the White river near Cot
ter, Ark, and in a ruling charged
the Cooper Company with repre-
hensiblc and fraudulent" conduct.
Evening star., 1924-03-28
DEPORT HINDU STUDENT
Reputed Kinsman of Tagore Un.
able to Give Bond.

NEW YORK, March 2S---Cnahle to
furnish bond of $1,000. Nepulchandra
hindu, who said he was Il kiusman
ot Rabiudranath Tagore. poet and
philosopher. yesterday was deported
on the Mongolia to Hamburg, Ger
many. whence he came 4 few days
ago intending to complete his tech
meal education as an engineer al
the University of Illinois
The young man, who said he had
university degrees in science and
philosophy, declared he preferred to
return to Germany and to continue
his work there rather. than to wait
for money from his home in Calcutta.
Evening star., 1924-03-28

Secured with tailored suits and jaunty
sweaters and warm spring days in mind
for these are the bouses that no one ever
has too many OF! Tailored overblouse
styles OF crisp white or tan dinity, youth
ful round or becoming V necks, tailored
sleeves with turn-back cuffs and attractive
self and contrasting enbroideries. Sizes 81
to 40 Which size and style are yours:
Evening star., 1924-03-28
Trmnsocean Thought Transmission
Test Planned by Harvard Expert
Success of Experiment From Ne,o York to Cam
bridge to Bring More Difficult Effort, Ps,-
chOIogy Instructor Announces.

sending of thoughts from Paris to
Cambridge will be attempted"
The transfer of thoughts over great
distances is not unknown, DIR. Hell
son explained, and such messages are
known to have been sent from this
continent to Africa, but the phenom-
ena have been sporadic, and little at
tempt has been made to carry out
extensive and accurate experiments.
Evening star., 1924-03-28

An entirely new stvIe
sweater in the stunning
boucle knit effect, beige,
banded in Chinese blue
S10.e5), worn over a
lovely powder blue fIan-
nel wrapped skirt (S1o.75).
(Sketch a.
Evening star., 1924-03-28
"lRON PIPES" BEER.

AKRON, Ohio, March 2S.-A carload
of beer, believed to have been shipped
from Pittsburgh, was confiscated onra
side track in East Akron Wednesday.
After the arrest of four men, charged
with possession. the liquor was dump
ed into q sewer. The seventy-four
barrels were marked Iron pipes"
Evening star., 1924-03-28

Easter is the time when
girls want a. new spring
coat. We have made the
price so reasonable that
every girl can have one this
year. Plaids, plain--stripes
and plain polaires. They're
beauties to IA years.