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New Britain herald., 1924-06-11
Porto Rican Anxious for
 Self Government Plank

Cleveland, June il.-Iuan Soto. the new national committeeman from Porto Rico, appeared before inc reso- lutions committee today and urged plank calling for a simple form Of self-govrrnmrnt for Porto Rico that would prepare inc island for state- hood.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-11
LUTHER LEAGUE ACTIVITIES.

The West Haven lcaRnn will visit inc local leagne Thursday evening al inc First Lutheran church. Follow ing inc program refreshments viii be served. on June % inc Luther league win give a song recital. Miss Adclcine Uhman will be the soloist and Master Eric ltnmandcr, the violinisi, A lawn social will follow inc concert.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-11
Bulgaria Declines to
 Accept Offered Outlet

Sofia, June ii,--An official note says the offer of an outlet on tho Aegean Sea, received from Greece through Francisco De Ia Barra, acting Bs mediator is unacceptable to Bulgaria because fl Is less advantageous than the offer from the great powers at tho Lausanne conference.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-11
DOG sL,rGHrERs CHICKENS

Mrs. Katherine Young of 56 Sexton street reported to Lieut. Samuel Bamforih al police headquarters this morning that a dog had entered her yard last night and killed between 20 and so chickens. The report was turned over to the dog warden
New Britain herald., 1924-06-11
MUSICAL COMPOSER DIS

Paris. June 1t.-Theodore Dubois musical composer and honorary dirrc- for or Inc Nauonal Conservatory Of Music, died today. He was riEhtv-six gears old. and had hcru connected with tho conservatory for hfty-three wars.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-11
Special Notices

Commencing Monday, June 1s. 1924, Barber shops will open at s:o0 a. m. and will close at 1880 ?. III. five (5) days a week. excepting Sat urdsy. Saturday will open at s:00 a. m. and will close at as0 D. m.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-11

1n thc tinted States there arc Son.- onh.r0n hens producing 14,aoo. .9o0. 900 egss a year.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-11

USED CARS isil Chandler touring. dsmonsrs..r. i7zt Cleveland touring. dsmonstratiss. 1sss studshzksr big siK ssdsn. 1911 Rec sedan. 1919 Cadiiss touring. 1918 cadillac touring 1918 oids "s" touring. ALI. CARS AT BIG REDUCTION
 COME AND SEE THEM. THE PAfHENTs ARRANGED.
 AMERICAN SALES INC. ELM ST. TEL I5ii
 OPEN EyEnr EVENING.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-11
USED CARS

USED CARS
 iai7 Buick touring urn RsI ter. isfs Nash (. denonsratof.
 4. c. HAuKER. ' TEL ,ita Ii ELM sT.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-11

USED cLss- taken in trad. for usv Ford. An tr soed condition and priced iow with easy tsrns overland touring, model ts. Overland touring, model 7o. Allen IT, touring car. Nssveil l7, touring eas, Eudson IS. eoupa Chsvrolst si, ooupA Ford 20, coupe.
 !" sf. touring car. ii. coupe. -A. sedan. 20. ton worm driys truck to, 4 ton delivery.
 .s. roadster.
 n, touring car S. coupe z5. roadster. iss. AurouoTIvE USED CAR ExcHlNoa PHONE r,s-i SC lRcH sr.
Evening star., 1924-03-19
DAVIS WILL ADDRESS
K. C. SCHOOL GRADUATES
15S to Finish Courses at Exercises
in Orders Hall Fri
day Night.

Secretary of Labor James j. Davis
will deliver the principal address al
the graduation exercises of the
Knights of Columbus trade school al
the knights of Columbus Hall on
Friday night at 7:30 o'clock.
One hundred and fifty-eight stu
dents in drafting, shop mechanics
mathematics, radio, interior cleo
trical wiring and auto mechanics
the school.
Charles w. Darr will preside. D.
j. Callahan, former president of the
board of education and supreme
treasurer of the Knights of Colum-
bus, will present the diplomas. +. A
Valade, principal OF the school,
will address the graduates. Miss
Margaret Callahan and the Army
Band will provide the entertainment
features.
Evening star., 1924-03-19
INCREASED POWERS
FOR DC. HEADS URGED
Kalorama Association Also Favors
Local Representation in Ma
g.. tional Affairs.
CHALK TALK ON TRAFFIC LAW
Plea in Behalf of Boy Scouts of
America.

Disapproval of burdening Congress
with the details of innumerable
measures having to do with ordinary
municipal activities in connection
with the District and reiterating it's
stand in favor of representation in
Congress and voice in the cleo
tion of the President of the United
States. as the only fair, just and
American solution of the difficulties
under which the disfranchised peo-
pie of the District exist, the kalo-
rama Citizens Association. meeting
in the Wyoming apartments last
night, adopted a resolution presented
by j. w. Murphy, favoring the
broadening of the scope of the pow
ers of the Commissioners and to
enable them to act on certain local
questions and problems without the
intervention of Congress, at the same
time leaving Congress greater op-
portunity to deal with the funda-
mental questions affecting the city
upon which it alone can act.
Discusses Traffic Problems.
J. Rowland Bibbins gave a chalk
talk in the interest of traffic regu-
lations and improvements. Mr.. Bib
bins, who has made a personal study
of traffic problems in more than
twenty large cities of the country,
outlined a system of doubling the
parking space, at the same time CIV
ing greater freedom for the move
ment of traffic. as described in an
article explaining his plan in last
Sundays Star.
Matthes, Representatives of the Boy
Scouts, addressed the meeting on the
activities of the Scouts. Col Mat
tice, who is deputy commissioner of
the: Boy Scouts of America, said the
boys are always willing and glad to
be of service at any public affair.
Mr.. Matthes said there is in other
cities a closer bond between the
Scouts and the various civic bodies,
and a campaign is continually be-
ing carried on in Washington to
educate the people to the meaning
OF the Scout movement.
Pathway to Better Citizenxhip.
He said the boys are inculcated
with the sense of honor and 10y
, atty and are Systematically started
. along a~pathway a to better citizen
ship. A-detachment of Scouts gave
scout oath and allegiance to the
The association adopted a resolu-
ton favoring the Senate bill to pre-
serve the flow of water in Rock
creek, to prevent the pollution of
this creek and the Potomac and Ana
costia rivers, to preserve forests and
national scenery and to provide for
a comprehensive and continuous de-
, velopment of the park, parkway and
) Fairgrounds system of the National
. Capital through the agency of a duly
constituted commission.
President George A. Kicker pre-
sided.
Evening star., 1924-03-19
PARTY FOR VETERANS.
Army and Navy Union VIII Give
Entertainment.

The Presidents Own Garrison,
Army and Navy Union. will be host
tomorrow night to a large number
of ex-service men who saw duty with
the A. E. f. and in this country dur
ing the world war, the Ladies' Auxil-
iary and other invited guests, at an
open muster in the form of an en-
tertainment in which some of the best
local musical and other talent will
make up the program. Veterans
of the civil and Indian wars, members
of the G A. r., among them one vet
eran of the Mexican war, who served
in that conflict with the southern re-
Evening star., 1924-03-19
Dry Agents Asked to Resign.

Friction" between officials in the
enforcement Of prohibition in Ne
braska has led to a. request for the
designations of U. s. Rohrer, director.
and Robert Anderson, group chief
of prohibition agents, for the good
of the service" 1t was made plain
at prohibition headquarters here that
the removals were made merely to
bring about harmony in the conduct
of the offices in Nebraska
Evening star., 1924-03-19

public, as well as the civil war, will
be among the special guests.
There will be a patriotic address,
musical and literary numbers. dane
ing by the young folks and refresh
ments served by Veteran Tom Harris,
United States Marine Corps, who has
served in that branch Of the service
for thirty years.
Evening star., 1924-03-19
ALL BREAKS REPAIRED.
Recent Storm Damage to Phone
Wires Worst Since 1888.

The greatest damage since the win
ter of 1888 was done to the wire system
of the Chesapeake and Potomac Tele-
phone Company by the storm last week,
company officials declared yesterday in
announcing that practically all breaks
have been repaired.
The total cost of repair work made
necessary by the storm throughout the
territory of the c. & p. is placed at
$800.000. Of which $650,000 was sus-
tanned in Maryland.
Repairs will include 10000, 900 feet
of single copper wire, 100000 feet of
Evening star., 1924-03-19
o. r. G. Appointments Made.

Alfred B. MACPHERSON of 71S 18th
street has been commissioned as a
second lieutenant in the air service
of the Organized Reserve Corps of
the Army.
Nolan B. Harmon, jr., of Rockville,
Md, has been commissioned a. captain
in the Chaplain Corps of the Organic
ed Reserves
Evening star., 1924-03-19

"I'm so blamed tired since tn
holidays that I've a notion t lay
out a couple O. fines till | git t
feelin' BETTER" said Bootlegger
Ike Lark, this Am.
Who does til unmarried man
treat like a brute when things
don't go his way?
copyright National Newspaper Service.)
Evening star., 1924-03-19

bare copper, 10000 poles and 100, ,000,-
cable.
Hundreds Of repairmen have been
at work day and night mending broken
strands and replacing fallen poles.
Evening star., 1924-03-19

market can be filled with ice water
and so 81 eat1y facilitates the making
of pastry
Evening star., 1924-03-19

sculptor. is the designer of the na-
tional memorial which Italy is to
erect to her soldier dead.
Evening star., 1924-03-19
Stomach Upset?
Get at. the Real Cause-Take
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets

That's what thousands of stomach
sufferers are doing now. Instead Of TAX
ing tonics or trying to patch up a Door
digestion, they are attacking the REAL
cause of the aiiment-cIogged liver and
Gisordered bowels.
Or. Edwards Olive Tablets arouse the
liver In soothing, healing way. When
the liver and bowels are performing
their natural functions, away goes indi.
gestion and stomach troubles.
Have you bad taste, coated tongue,
poor appetite, lazy, don't care feeling.
no ambition or energy, trouble with un-
digested foods? Take Olive Tablets, the
substitute for calomel.
Or. Edwards Olive Tablets arc q
purely vegetable compound mixed with
olive oil. You will know them by their
olive color. They do the work without
gripping, cramps or pain.
Take one or two at bedtime for quick
reIief. Eat what you like. 15c and soc.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20

The condition of Vincent O'Brien,
who was returned home from the
hospital Sunday is reported as being
very satisfactory.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Friggens, Wal,
ter Friggens, Ettabelle Bibble and
Miss Lennie Friggens of Denver were
dinner guests Sunday at the F. X.
Schellenger home.
Basil Hale severely cut his thumb
Tuesday afternoon when he was
struck by a slamming door while car
rying an open knife. The thumb
was slashed clear to the bone and is
proving quite painful.
Mrs. Oregon, who had been max
ing her home with Mrs. Story on W.
Grand View avenue for some time
has gone to Albuquerque, New Mex
leo, where she expected to enter N.
candy business.
Miss Clarissa Sh0op, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. C. E. Shoop, graduated d
from State Teacher college at Gree
ley Friday Of last week. after major
ing in hygiene and physics. She is
at home for the present with her par
ents.
Miss Hazel Long expected to leave
Tuesday of next week for New York
from which point she sails April S
for Paraguay, Brazil. Miss Long is
going to South America to enter mis-
sionary work, under the auspices of
the Inland South American Mission
ary union.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20
ALONG WEST 3Sth AVENUE

Amos Doud, salesman for Stark
Bros. nursery company expects his
first shipment in April.
Prayer meeting was held ut tho J.
W. Smith home last Wednesday cv-
ening and the Ladies' Aid met with
Mrs. Glcndon on West 32nd avenue.
Mrs. Rose Evenson and n friend
from Denver visited ut tho J. Il.
Trago home Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Wadsworth Of
Longmont were Sunday visitors ut
Berry Brow"
Harry Christianson and wifo of
Elizabeth, Colo. spent the weekend
with the two Talbot families.
Two men, representing tho tram
way company of Denver were out in
this vicinity the first Of tho week
taking census of the residents
along W. 38th avenue and vicinity.
II seems that the ZIP" club has de-
cided to boost this tramway exten-
sion matter. and we are pretty SURE
to get results. :.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20

c. johnson. wife and small son are
visiting with his mother and sister
Mr.. johnson is an attorney at LAS
Animas.
Mrs. Ben Talbot spent Tuesday
and Wednesday of this week in Den
yer visiting at Berkeley and on South
Logan street.
Mrs. S. J. Richie of Colfax and
Wadsworth, formerly of West 3sth
avenue, spent last week with Mrs.
Hageman on West 44th avenue.
DR.. and Mrs. l. Il. Blakely OF Uni
versty Park and ! B. Trago and
wife were entertained mt Berry
Brow" at six o'clock dinner Sat
urday. DR.. Blakcly is n brother of
Mrs. Andrus.
The Senior class of the Wheatridge
high school played to full house
Friday evening and give a very good
entertainment.
Joseph Pierson and wife attend
ed the w. II. Vanard funeral at the
Olinger mortuary Friday afternoon.
The deceased was at one time a res-
ident Of Wheatridge and was . MEM
ber Of the Wheatridge n. f. church.
Frank Awe and Elmer Lind Of
Arvada shinglcd berry house for
the Talbott's Friday.
John Peterson has the agency for
an electric washing machine which
comes very highly recommended.
Ollie Worth moved to Denver last
week.
Harlan Doud bought truck from
X. r. Davis recently.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20
Arvada Presbyterian Church
Rev. Clinton Reed, pastor.

Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
Service for Worship and Preach
ing of the word at IL.
Junior Christian Endeavor at s,
Senior Christian Endeavor at 8 80.
Evening Service at 7:30.
At the morning service the pastor
will preach on "The TRANSPORTATION"
Luke 9:27-36 and in the evening we
will consider the second of the GEN
! eral assemblies five essentials, 1.-THE
Virgin Birth" Perhaps no question
ut this time is being so widely dis
cussed as the virgin birth of our Lord
Jesus Christ, and surely no question
is of more vital Importance to the
Christian faith. We trust that all
who are interested in this great fun
damental of our holy faith and espec-
tally all who find their faith being
undermined in this essential doctrine
will be present to hear what the
Word of God teaches concerning the
birth of Christ.
On Wednesday, March &c, we will
hold our annual Congregational
meeting, the Lord willing. We will
have the dinner at G:3O p. m., our
regular service for Bible study and
prayer at 7:l5, and the Congrcga-
tional meeting ut 8. We desire to
have every member of the church
and congregation present, as many
matters of Importance will come be-
fore US at that time.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20
Bible Thoughts for
This Week

Sunday.
THE LOVE THAT SAVES For
God 80 loved the world, that he
gave his only begotten Son, that
whosoever believeth In him should
not perish. but have everlasting
life.-John 3: 18.
Monday.
RULES FOR RIGHT LIVING
He hath Showed thee, o man, what
Is good; and what doth the Lord
require Of thee. but to do Justly,
and to love mercy, and to walk
humbly with thy God?-Mlcah 8: 8.
Tuesday.
THE GLAD AWAkENING:- AS
for me, l will behold thy face In
righteousness; shall be salts
fled, when awake. with thy like
ness.-Psalm II: Is.
Wednesday.
GREAT THINGS Fear the Lord,
md serve him In truth: for con-
slider how great things he hath
done for you'll Samuel Il: "a.
Thursday.
TRUST HIM ALWAYS:-Com-
nit thy way unto the Lord; trust
also In Him.-Psalm 81:
Friday.
THE HIGH CALLING: BE ye
therefore perfect even as your
Father which Is In heaven Is per
fect.-ALatthew s: 48.
Saturday.
( GOD is LOVE:-Beh0ld, let US
love one another. for love Is Of
God; and every one that loveth Is
born Of God. and knoweth Cod
| John 4: Z.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20
SHORT NEWS
OF ARMADA

A daughter was born March 6 to
Mr.. and Mrs. o. E. Peters.
Mrs. W. NJ. Pipkin visited with
Mrs. c. V. Jackson one day last
week. Her husband, was formerly
pastor Of the Baptist church here.
DR.. c. V. Shoop returned last week
from Kansas City, where he had been
attending the dental convention in
session there.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. L. DAYS returned
home last week from Palm Beach,
Florida, where they spent a large
share of the winter. They report
fine trip.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20
Arvada Community Church
(Msthedist Epissspalr
Rev. A. G. Hoover, pastor

9.45-Sunday school.
ll.OO--"The Ministry of Healing"
DR.. C. W. Hancher, executive secre-
tary Of BETHEL hospital.
6.30-Epworth League led by Har-
old Craw.
7.30-"The Secret Power that Js-
sus Yields"
Monday, Mems night-Busines
Mems Basketball game.
Tuesday, Boys night.
Wednesday, 400, Girls play hour;
100, Family play period; 7.3O, De-
votional period; 7.45, study period,
Old Testament. Rev. Hoover, Practi-
cal Religion, A. Ralph Teller; s.l5
New Testament lecture, Rev. Hoov-
er; S.i5. Recrcational period; 7.45-
S.i5, Childrsn's story hour, Mrs.
Chas. McFadden.
Thursday. 7.3O, Young and older
ladies' gym class with Miss Clarissa
Shoop directing.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20

tHE TOWN OF ARVADA-If you
want to save money; ali kinds Of
team work, see J. F. Beck. Gravel
at $1.50 a load and cement work
of all kinds. Ashrits cleaned.
Telephone Arvsda l2l.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20
Ralston Presbyterian
Rev. Clinton Reed, pastor.

Sunday School At 2:15 p. m.
Service for Worship and Preach
ing Of the Word at 8.
Midweek service for Prayer and
Bible study, Thursday. 7.S0 p. m.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20

FOR SALE-Old papers at the En-
terprise office. l6c per 100. In
&c packages.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20
Christian Science Society

Sunday school at 9:3O.
Christian Science services are held
Sunday morning at West First and
Adelaide streets nj II o'clock.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20
Wheatridge M. E. Church

Sunday school at 10 a. m. Morn
ing worship at II o'clock. Epworth
League, devotional meeting and short
sermon. at Z 80 p. m.
All are cordially welcome.
The Arvada enterprise., 1924-03-20
SERVICES AT ARMADA CHURCHES
FOR SUNDAYAND THENEXTWEEK
Arvada Baptist Church
Rev. W. F. Cole, pastor.

NV W. :. IUIe, pHStUT.
Bible school, 9.45 a. m.
Preaching 1l.0O a. nj.
B. Y. P. U, $50. Preaching at
1880.
Subjects for Sunday:
In the morning we will give our
last sermon in the series of "The
Epitome of Jesus"
In the evening, Miss Hazel Long
will speak. Miss Long expects to
leave the first of next week for the
missionary field in South America.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-03

THE DOOR Of opportunity flingS
= wide its portals only to the
man who is up and doing-who Is
filled with pep and punch-with
rich, red blood tingling through his
system. Mountain size obstacles
dwindle to ant hills and ambitions
become accomplishments to these
sort Of men.
Where is the employer who
seeks the man who is physically
rundown? The man without STAN.
ina to Withstand the knocks and
gait Of the hurrying, sCurrying
world Of business?
S.S.S. is the long established and
time hononed creator OF red-blood.
cells. You cannot expect to get
very far up the ladder unless you
are equipped with q body that a
strong and vigorous. S.S.S. win
start you on your way. Don't Il.
low the door Of Opportunity to
be closed to you because you have
not the stamina to Withstand the
gaff-because your nerve power
is lacking. Build up your systeml
SIS. made Of carefully selected
and scientifically prepared and
proportional herbs and barks
makes you fit! Get back that old
time punchl When opportunity
knocks be ready to answer the
call!
/ s. 8. 8. a sold az ali rood drug
| stores in two sizes. The larger
siza ID more economical.
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ISIS az a' Sss, SsF s 81
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OIL CANS

The gas meter roadAr who eees
double.
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HIGH BLOOD
PRESSURE
Norma, Physicians Discovery,
Safely Reduces 1t To Normal
and Dizzy Spells
Disappear.

Thousands who have dizzy spells.
sleeplessness, nervousness, shortness Of
breath, pains in the head and impaired
energy have been told by physicians
or insurance examiners that they have
high blood pressure The serious re-
suits are we'll enough known to check
by overtaxing the heart often brings
on Brights disease apoplexy and
sudden death
Norma reduces high blood pressure
to normal. Often one bottle will do
it Many have so testified. 1t is a
doctors prescription that's harmless
and is also much used by women at
the changing time of life, who usually
have blood pressure above normal.
HOr sale by Peoples Drug Stores.
NJ ~ a
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WhoIsYour Skinny
Friend, Mabel
He Needs McCoy's Cod Liver
Oil Tablets.

( Tell him to take Cod Liver Oil
for a couple Of months and get
enough good, healthy flesh on his
bones to look like real man.
Tell him he won't have to swal-
low the nasty oil with a fishy taste,
because the Mccoy Laboratories, OF
: New York, are now putting up Cod
Liver Oil in sugar-coated tablet
form.
Ask for Mccoy's Cod Liver OIL
Tablets.
Peoples Drug Stores and every
druggist worthy the, name sell them
80 tablets. go cents. Any man or
woman can put on five pounds of
healthy flesh in thirty days, or the
money paid for the tablets will be
refunded.
One. woman put on fifteen pounds
In six weeks. Children grow ro-
bust and strong. .
Get McCoy's, the original and
genuine Cod Liver Oil Tablet"
Me- Oy's
Cod Liver Oil Tablets
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SOME THINK

That n. S. ". r. II ! radio send
Ing station.
That tonsils are removed in .
tOnsorial parlor,
That vegetables are grown in q
squash court
That Clusters last stand was
an establishment .whsse he sold
newspapers.
That an electric switch is used
for whipping bad little boys.
That everv man who is success
tUl is the son Of poor bu. honest
parents
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-03

The girl who powders her nose
in the trolley car ana spills some
on your sleeve when you're on
your way home to your wife.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-03

The man who checks his old
straw hat and never comes back
for It.
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NO MORE BRONCHITIS.
OR WHOOPING COUGH
TAKE BINZ BRONCHI.LYPTUS


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leading druggists. including The Peoples
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The woman who promises to be
ready IN "just minute" when
she really means an hour.
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RASH RHYMES

"The place where. my Iandlady
really should be"
Said one of the roomers, lis out
on the sea-
For If in the navyshe'd surely
rise high;
She's so gooda at repelling the
boarders is why!''
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-03

Folks who forget to put stamps
on post cards they send you.
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The towel with so much starch
in it that It scratches your face.