Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-09-25

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MODERN LITERATURE
Mother: | hope that is nice book
you are reading.
Daughter: It's nice-but so sad at
the end.
Mother: Sad?
Daughter: Yes, the shiek dies and
she has to go back to her husband.
STRONG, IMAGINATION
Alice: hear you had very pleas
ant birthday,
Tom: Oh, yes. You've seen those
long racy Rolls-Royces?
Alice: Yes. yes!
Tom: Well, 1 got pair of roller
skates made that way.
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BLONDE BESS OPINES
Contrary to Mr. Webster-I main
tain it is the gasoline, not the fat wife
in the rear seat, that makes the cargo.
WE KNOW HIM
Smythe: I understand you have a
very economical chauffeur.
Bilkins: Yes, indeed He never runs
our car on more than one or two
wheels at a time.
RING CONFIDENCE
First Battler: Certainly, I is a prize
fighter. Why, mani was BON with
gloves on.
Opponent: Well, niggah-you is go
in out OBJ dis life the same way!
WE COME TO THIS
Jensen: Just what kind of candi-
date is he?
Popkins: He's all right. He comes
from the wide open spaces Out where
men are men-and their governors are
liable to- be women.
PHILOS
In battle of tongues woman can
hold her own-but she never does.
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FIFTY MINUTES FOR LUNCH
What An Office Girl Thinks About
Just twenty-five minutes till lunch
time. Guess I'll go out alone. Wonder
# I'll get letter from home today. I
ought to do little washing tonight,
but I think I'll let it go until tomor-
row night. I'd like to dance somewhere
tonight. Hope Jeff calls. He's about
The best dancer I know. Perhaps he
will take me to that new Chinese-Amer
can place tonight. Guess I'll fix up
for lunch. By that time it will be
Twelve. Oh, darn, I forgot my lip
stick. Well, everyone tells me I look
better without it anyway. Must get |
a new hat. This green looks terrible
with this dress Wonder if I need |
coat? 1t looks sort of COOL Those
girls make me tired-always talking |
about some one. Some service on this
elevator. My lunch hour will be up !
before | get downstairs. That dumb |
oell didn't know enough to take that
cigar out of his mouth. Glad he isn't |
my husband That man over there is |
good looking, but he probably knows
t and is conceited. I'd hate to marry |
a good-looking man. Most of them
are selfish. Think I'd rather have one
not SO good looking. However, I'll
never get married If I do it will be |
Jack. because he's about the incest |
man | know. Wonder if he would |
be willing to move out of the city. |
Can you beat that! There's dress
just like my Irene Castle model. $1o75 |
and I paid $4o75 for mine. You can't
be exclusive these days no matter how
much you pay for dress. I'm not
a bit hungry today. Think I'll go
down to Aliens and look at that $1.75
Duvetyn. Two and half yards would |
make me dress If buy it I'll have
to borrow the money. Helen will let
me have five I guess Gee, what a
crowd l cant get near a table. That
lady will look terrible in that red Per-
haps it isn't for her. like this piece
a lot Guess I'll take it. $175 yard
two and half yards will cost about
$3.50. Just my luck-if there had |
been enough in that piece l would
have bought it, and hate to borrow
money. Still have fifteen minutes Well |
guess I'll go back to the office Want |
to leave early if the boss will let me
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