The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-18
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How the, President Got His Nomination Speech by Radio
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 shall speak-eke-eke-grrrr-u -umph- -whee-ee- ee as one who for years has known-whrrr- rrr-awk-awk-the president. My function is to present this man. I am to tell you why I-eke-eke-awk-believe the president should succeed himself and to formally place his name in nomin-whee-ee-eeEE.
 The President: Is he speaking of me? Mrs. Coolidge: It must be the static, Cal win.
 The President: Is he speaking of me? This man has moral fiber. There is a moral grandeur about him. You cannot think as The President Did he say soft and gabby, Mrs. Coolidge Mo- Call soft and flabby. Radio:
 Frugality to him is no mere negative approach to life. To him waste is vicious thing. l recall to you his exact words in his Memorial Day address when he said |. awk-awk-whrrr-w -whr-r-rr .. and I cite his Lincoln Day address in which he said |. . . Miss Lorraine is one of the most vivacious songstresses on the American stage and am sure you will be glad to hear her again this afternoon ..
 The President (startled) never said any thing of the kind.
 Mrs. Coolidge: Of course, not, Calvin We accidentally tuned into an announcement at WZQ.
 Radio:
 Coolidge is a man of sterling qualities. He personifies the plain simple virtues of our citizens at their best. He is click-click |. above all things a patient man and .'. can positively be recommended to take strawberry stains out of linen tablecloth I have tried the experiment repeatedly with the best of results and would urge all house. keepers .. The President Dumping from chair) Whats he talking about. Who takes straw berry stains out of what?
 Mrs. Coolidge: It's interference. One of those household science lectures got crossed with Mfr. Burton's speech. -.
 Radio >it In the largest sense of the word he is patient man. The President: was until I started lis tening to this speech over radio.
 Radio:
 I recall to you his course at the time of the Boston police strike. Its details are we'll known. But Americans will not soon for get his words which will live in history you take two eggs, drop the yolks into a bowl, added two glasses of milk, a spoonful of granulated sugar and beat thoro . . ggky
 The President (nearly collapsing) Wha- -a-at in tarnation is he driving at? Mrs. Coolidge: Its that household science speaker again.
 Radio (After about ten minutes for adjustments) No one can throw Calvin Coolidge into a panic.
 The President Gas more static interferes) I don't know about that!
 Radio:
 Therefore I have the distinction to pre- sent Jerry McGee and "ToOts" Miller in songs, stories and recitations -. The President: Good heavens
 Mrs. Coolidge :: It's some other station but ting in. '-s-
 Radio:
 To present as q candidate to sue ceed himself as president of the Glow erleaf Harmony Club Orchestra :. . play ing Missouri Nanny Days The President: 1 can't stand it
 Radio:
 As president or the United States the virile man, the stanch American, the real human being Sophie Tucker in an new series of jazz songs in her own inimitable style. Kindly stand by for Miss Tucker. The President Gearing hair) Agh-gh-gh Mrs. Coolidge Compose yourself Calvin. Remember the slogan, Keep Cool With Coolidge" (Curtain as the president recovers slowly.) |