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The producers news., 1924-09-26
CHAOS OF
THE UNIVERSE.
BY PROF. G. hi pErr1r

In our article last week. we smoke
of the chaos, or waste, or lack of
intelligent plan upon the Earth show
ing there is only about one-twentv-
fourth part of the surface of o1r
planet that is suitable for the prona-
gation of beings of the highest intel
ligence: men and women.
Let US notice some of the other
great inconsistencies of our planet
Ehat we do know something about be-
fore going into other and deeper spec-
ulatiOns.
Let US take the precipitation unon
the surface of our planet. We have
billions of tons of rain falling nnon
the ocean almost daily and not a dron
to slake the thirst of man or beasf
upon the great plains and deserts 81.
moisture to clothe these lands with
verdure and cause these parts to
The producers news., 1924-09-26
CARD OF THANKS

I wish to thank all of the people
who helped me in the Princess con
test just closed; also the directors, the
stockholders and the management of
The Producers News fer the ffty-dol-
lar gold piece which 1 received as
second prize from them.
AIDA FRALEY,
Raymond, Mont.
The producers news., 1924-09-26

Mrs. Alma Linfes of Bowbells, n.
D. is-visiting her cousin, Mrs. A.
Riba, this week.
Big Aluminium Values for two
weeks. Look over the prices on cir
culars. HELLAND HDWE.
The Wednesday Reading Club was
entertained at the home of Mrs. How
ard Lewis Thursday afternoon. Mrs.
Alma Linfes being the honored guest.
Clair StOner, who has been thresh-
ing in the Outlook country, stayed ov-
ernlght in Plentywood Saturday, re-
turning to his rig early Sunday morn
ing.
Smoked shoulders zoe per ID. at
Forman's Meat Market. 19-tf
Mrs. VIM. Newton has been helping
her mother, Mrs. Peter Moe of Archer.
the past few days, in cooking for a
thresher's crew which has been at the
Moe farm.
Hans Madsen, well known farmer
OF the Archer country was a business
caller in this city. Hans says he has
got his threshing all done and the
wheat shipped
Ship your Cream to the Froid
Creamery. Highest price paid on day
received. Try US.
2l-tf FROID CREAMERY.
The Midnight Frolicers" orchestra
from Boise, Idaho, were in Plenty
wood Wednesday on their way to
Westby, where they will furnish the
music for a dance in that city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Al. Lawrence Of SEQ
hey spent Sunday in this city. Mr..
Lawrence was busily engaged in fix
ing up his political fences with the
cid gang in this city.
Henry Wirtz of Westby and Mar
garet LenOra Mott of Westby were
quietly married in this city last Sat
urday, September 20th. The News
extends congratulations
Misses Alice Stoner and Blanche
Bantz accompanied Karl Bantz to the
reservation Sunday. The young ladies
returned the same evening and Karl
will remain on the reservation where
he is employed.
Mrs. Arthur Ziebarth, who was
called to Columbus, Wis, short
time, because of the illness of her
mother, returned Tuesday. Her moth
err was we'll on the way to recovery
when Mrs. Ziebarth left for her hcme.
Farmers: If you want to rent land
on which foreclosure has been
started or on land already owned by
Non-Residents, see J. w. Mckee office
First National bank I also write in
surance of all kinds. 3-tf
Master Orvall Sederberg entertain
ed twelve of his school mates at q
birthday party Wednesday at the
home of his aunt, Mrs. A. c. Erick-
son. Games were played during the
hours after which a lunch was served
with the birthday cake the main at
I traction Orvall received many gifts
which were greatly appreciated.
J. Franc Murray, who is taking
care of the seed grain collections fOl
the county, called at the court house
Wednesday, Mr.. Murray is under
stood to be serving the old gang vel
as a member cf the whispering cam
paign, but everybody knows that the
old gang put Murray on the pay rol
and he is only trying to earn his
mOneV.
The producers news., 1924-09-26
Castles are Out of Style

Old German castles are a drug on
the market as the government, which
ccnfscated them, is finding out. The
large estates of the royalty and no
bility are readily disposed Of to farm
ers, but no one seems to want the old
mansions. The ex-Kaiser had 40 of
them before the war and each of his
sons had a few. They should help
to relieve the housing shortage if
nothing else.
The bOycOtters are on the firing
line-Stay with them and victory will
be with your free press.
The producers news., 1924-09-26
MRS. CLAIR STONER WILL
ENTERTAIN OUTLOOK HOSPI-
TAI AID NEXT SUNDAY

Mrs. Clair Stoner will entertain the
Outlook Hospital Ladies' Aid next
Sunday afternoon. Lunch will be
served and a cordial invitation is ex-
tended to all to attend. The proceeds
will got to the Outlook Hospital. Help
a good thing along by your presence.
The producers news., 1924-09-26

Advertise where it pays-circula-
tion 1000 every week.
The producers news., 1924-09-26
EXAMINATION SCHEDULE
FOR ERS
Second Grade

Second Grade
October End, 1924 Thursday A. M.
History, 8:OO-10:OO; Civics 1O:0O-
1900.
Thursday P. M.
Grammar 1:O0-2:3O; Methods
2:30-4:00; Spelling, 4:OO-4:3O
October 3rd., 1924. Friday A. M.
Arithmetic 8:00-1O:OO; Georgia
ply 10:30-12:O0
Friday p. NJ.
Reading, 1:OO-2.3O; Agriculture,
2:3O-3:3O; Hygiene, 3:3O-4:3O;
;. October 4th., 1924. Sat. A. M
School Management, 8:OO-1O:OO;
American Literature, 10:OO-12:OO:
FIRST GRADE
October 3rd., 1924 Friday P. M.
Economics, 1:OO-3:3O; School
Law, 3:00-4:30.
October 4th., 1924. Sat. A. NJ.
Principles of Education, 800
100; Educational Psychology,
10:00-12:OO.
Examinations held at Plentywood,
Montana. EMMA CRONE, County
Superintendent. 23-t3
:
The producers news., 1924-09-26

D 7 4 e0IIN W VI 7 y W 10 u VeIFAIIIS
care of the seed grain collections for
the county, called at the court house
Wednesday, Mr.. Murray is under
stood to be serving the old gang well
as member cf the whispering cam
paign, but everybody knows that the
old gang put Murray on the pay roll
and he is only trying to earn his
money.
The producers news., 1924-09-26
ALTAR SOCIETY TO HOLD
TJTNCH AND FOOD SAIL

Food sale and lunch served Satur-
day, September 9th, by the Altar
Society at the Home Grocery in Plen-
tywood. Everybody is welcome.
Many good things for the Sunday
dinner.
The producers news., 1924-09-26
NOTICE

The Lutheran Ladies Aid will
serve a chicken supper in the Luth-
eran church basement on Thursday,
October 9th. Everybody is invited.
Evening star., 1924-04-15
NO TIME FOR YALE
KCOLLEGEHOME
SAYS H. G. WITWER

LOS ANGELES, CAL, April
10-Interviewed here today, the
popular short story writer, III. {.
Witwer. confessed that he has ac-
quired college education with
out going to any college. In re-
sponse to a query concerning the
classical literary flavor of the
opening paragraphs and titles of
his current stories in Collier and
in Cosmopolitan Magazine, Wit
wer produced a letter he had just
written to a friend in New York.
Il most assuredly have a Five
Foot Shelf" he wrote, land if
you don't think | use it constant
,ly for inspiration, reference and
mental calisthenics, you should
sec the well-thumbed pages. :
"There is no excuse for
anyone missing a college edu-
cation when these books are
available" )"
In response to further inquir-
les, Witwer said that he has been
successfully a newsboy, soda
Jerk, ,circuspublicity writer sports
editor. and short story writer. Il
have never had time to be an in
mate of dear old Yale" he added,
3"but a constant inmate of my
home has been
Evening star., 1924-04-15
PROFESSORS UPHOLD
COLLEGE DISMISSALS
Declare Tennessee Action Legal
and in Some Instances
Partly Justified.
HARSHNESS rs DEPL0RED
Board of Academic Freedom Re-
grets Incident.
HARSHNESS rs DEPL0RED

BY the Associated Press.
BOSTON. April ia finding that
the board of trustees of the Uni
versity of Tennessee was within its
legal rights and in some cases justi-
sors in July, 1928, has been made by
the committee on academic freedom
and tenure of the American Associa-
tion OF Unive rsity Professors. The
committees report was made public
yesterday by Prof. II. W. Tyler of
the Massachusetts Institute of Tech
nology, secretary of the association.
The report adds that the manner of
dismissal of the professors was not
in accordance with the spirit of JUS
tice and fair treatment. The COM
mittee finds no conclusive evidence
that the dismissals were. made, as
had been alleged, because of the re-
ligious operations of the persons in
volved.
Reasons for Dismissal.
The professors dropped were J. W.
Sprowls, Mrs. A. NJ. Withers, John
r. Neal. A. A. Schaefer, Il. : Radford.
r S Ellis and Maurice Mulvania.
Sprowls was told that his work. as
liaison officer between the university
and preparatory schools was unsat-
isfactory. Mrs. Withers was informed
that she would not be reappointed.
chiefly because of the complex situa-
tion arising from incompatibility and
want of cooperation between two
department heads.
Neal was charged with laxness in
respect to standards of work. The
others were charged with failure to
cooperate with the administration,
agitation and organizing of meetings
of protest against its policies and fur
nishing to newspaper statements in
furious to the university.
Given Short Notice.
The committee finds that in a num-
Der of these cases some disciplinary
measure. such as a reprimand, ac-
companied by d warning, would have
been sufficient, and that in any case
longer notice should have been given
the professors Of the intention to
drop them.
Notification that they would not be
reappointed was given to Sprowls and
Mrs. Withers in April, 1923. This re-
suited in much criticism and agita-
tion among faculty and students, and
the trustees in July voted to dror
! not only these two but the five 9TH
erS.
Evening star., 1924-04-15
LADY AST0R LABELS
GUESTS AT RECEPTION
Innovation Proves Successful and
Visitors Socialize Without
Embarrassment.

By the Associated Press.
LONDON, April 15.-Lady Astor may
be unable to get all the legislation
through the house of commons or see
eye to eye with the various shades Of
political belief, but she has undoubt-
edly earned the gratitude of liberal,
conservative and labor hostesses as
well as guests, by the institution of a
novel scheme.
AT two of her recent "at homes"
the guests were provided with labels
hearing their names and principal
business interests or professions
Timid guests were Immediately at
home with the unusual but ilIuminat-
ing device, and were no longer
haunted by the fear that they might
forget after an introduction whether
1t was Miss Smith. the councillor, who
wore the green dress, or Miss Brown
the poetess, the yellow one.
Just a glance at the other PERSONS
label obviated the necessity of formal
Introduction and Immediately started
a conversation which might otherwise
have been strained or difficult 1t is
believed other hostesses will copy the
versatile Nirginian's simple but effec-
tive plan.
Evening star., 1924-04-15
DR.. ELIOT'S
FIVE-FOOT SHELF
OF BOOKS"

TO I'll. c. Witwer, one of the
imost popular and admired of
imodern writers, as to so many
Thousand other successful men
sand women, this great library
Ihas been a liberal education and
"a tool of success.
! Every ambitious young man
:and woman ought to know some
Fthing about this famous and use
sful collection Of the worlds great
lest books-books that will be as
useful to you if you are a lawyer,
salesman, minister, executive,
tengineer or bankG as they have
tbeen to HI. c. Witwer and so
smany other writer's.
! Let us send you a free book
scalIed Fifteen Minutes Day."
(which tells how DIR. Eliot of
Harvard has put into the Five
Foot Shelf "the essentials of a
liberal education" and how he
ihas so arranged it with notes and
sreading courses that even fifteen
minutes a day are enough to give
you the knowledge of literature
land life, the culture and the
thinking capacity which every
university strives to give.
! Every reader of this newspaper
lis invited to have a free copy of
this readable and stimulating
slittle book. Write your name and
,address below and mail the cou-
,pon; your book will come by re-
turn mail.
Evening star., 1924-04-15
Robbers Make 100000 Haul.

NEW YORK, April ia 500, 900
robbery of jewels, stocks and bonds
from the safe of the Metro-Sacks Jew
elry Company. a Harlem concern, was
perpetrated without the use of ex-
plosives Sunday The burglars cut
through iron shutters and bars to en-
ter the store and effected a. noiseiess
haul by saving off the knob of the
combination and prying open two
compartments
Evening star., 1924-04-15

According to Titus Livy, who used
to sayit with epigrams in dear old
Padua, experience is the teacher
Of fools. Titus left this vale OF
tears nineteen hundred years ago,
but the school of experience
founded by Eve and her apple
addict confederate is still doing
business at the same old stand.
from William Tells"
by II. c. WITwER
Evening star., 1924-04-15
Fur Storage

Valuable furs and cloth coats
should be placed in safe storage
before the arrival of moths. Con-
suit our fur expert now.
Evening star., 1924-04-15
Space FOrbids

1t would be impossible, even il
We used this entire paper, 10 con
vey the complete readiness of this
store to meet your Easter needs.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1924-11-21
North Sunny Slope

Mr. Robert Waldron was Sunday
visitor ut the Hoskin home
Mr.. and Mrs. Logan Fields were
Sunday visitors at thu Root home in
Riverside
Margaret and John Hogg had their
tonsils removed last week.
Roy Horace and Lorin Wallace
were Sunday visitors at the Arm
field home in Riverside
The dance held at the community
hall Saturday night was well attended.
Everybody who attended reported an
enjoyable time.
Friday morning tho blaze from the
burning school house at Huston could
be plainly seen on the Slope.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. X. Horace and
daughter were Sunday visitors at the
Parrish home in <otus.
The Atichson family have moved
to Caldwell and Tom Young from
Riverside moved to the vacated place
Mr.. Lloyd Caldwell and daughter.
Helen OF Apple Valley were visiting
with relatives on the Slope Saturday
Miss Minta Phnney spent the week
end with home folks. She attends high
school at Caldwell
Miss Velma Hamilton called ut the
Horace home Sunday
Born 10 Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Waldron
Nov. 10 six ID. son. The mother
and child is eating along nicely.
Misses Beva and Pearl Taylor
were Saturday visitors at the Dorsey
home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Caldwell and
family. Mr.. and Mrs Lloyd Caldwell
and family, Mr.. and Mrs. {. A. Miller
and Miss Ruby Oliver were Sunday
visitors at the Ford home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stuenenberg are spend
ing the week al the Ford home.
Mr.. Ray Claig OF Nampa was At
tending business here Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Horace and
daughter Ariie made a business trip
to Nampa Wednesday
Have you looked a our stock and
prices Caldwell Lumber and Coal Go.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1924-11-21

MELEE HERE IS
SEASON CLIMAX
Championship Football
Will be Played Here
Saturday When Old
Rivals Meet.


College OF Idaho y Dakota
Wesleyan 10.
Idaho Tech % DaNota Wesleyan
Look EN- over and take your choice
The winners play here Saturday after
noon on Clcavcr field Md there
is latest comparative basis Tor dccid-
ing the winner when the Southern
Idaho conference championship is set
tied.
Incidentally. Saturday rings down
tina curtain on local football Every
bug in radius OF few thousand
miles will be on hand when the open
ing whistle blows.
On paper. using the Wesleyan game
as criterion the Tech Tigers look
TO have an edge on Anse Cornell's
Coyotes Dakota not only failed to
score again them but they failed to get
within scoring distance while first
quarter drive against the Coyotes lett
local fans gasping Tor breath
But i, must be remembered that two
weeks from home and ono defeat didn't
help the nakoian morale More than
that. Clark was not in the Pocatello
game. And Clark left quite an impress
sion on Caldwell football players as
No % in tho backheld and as about
half az the x-iSifor'S team
But to offset that fact. the Coyotes
are in none too good a condition for
the game Hosictlcr. stellar end.
punter and important cog in Cornclls
machine. may not be able to play Sat
urday. This is not abb stuff either.
For Hosictler rupiurcd blood vessel
in his left arm against Dakota. This
injury may leave a permanently stiff
tened arm ad mean tho end OF the
players athletic career. To fill his
shoes. Cornell has Abertson. But he
is not Hostctlcr.
And to add to the gloom in the
local camp. Charley Robinson hurt
himself again in tho Dakota game
The unlucky Coyote captain seems
to be having more than his share OF
misfortune.
Corncll's men. with ranks somewhat
depleted. spent last wock with little
work. Signal practice. pass
ing, kicking and one short scrimmagc
the week end program.
On the. other hand. tho Tech team
learned something when the Idaho
frosh poured through them with ease
at Boise Against Dakota. the Tigers
showed a CONSTANT drive and punch
that could not be stopped with fire in
their play which does anything but
promise we'll for the Coyotes. In
Keane. Tiger fullback. the Tech has
a competent plunging ball carrier who
frequently made yardage even against
the Idaho Baby Vandals and who is
expected to pour through the Coyotes
line for healthy gains. To offset that
type of football. the collagians will
rely as usual on a passing game.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1924-11-21
EMMETT SCARES
CALDWELL HIGH
Holds Locals in First
Half; Open Play
Wins.

Emmett. with the first football team
its high school has put in the hcls
since an unfortunate injury years az,
claimed the life OF one OF its athletes
gave Coach Gartin's Caldwell team
Something to think about here Satur.
day afternoon. In the first half. tn,
score stood 90 with Emmett actual,
showing more power and drive than
the Caldwell team displayed
But the second hall told a different
story. With Pete Kim running the
team. thu Caldwell club uncorked a
brand OF open football with long
passes and dizzying runs around end
which dcmonalized the Emmett de-
Tense and pile up points while Emmett,
failed TO score.
The victory was not without its
cost however, George Crookk7m. local
back. came out OF the game in the
first quarter with broken bone in his
ankle. That means the sdeline for
him in the big Boise game and eli
inmates one OF the important cogs in
Gartcn's machine. More than that.
several OF the Caldwell players are
still so badly battered as result OF
the Nampa tussle that they could not
play against Emmett and may con-
tinuc on the bench for the remainder
OF the season. All OF which do not
make CaIdwcll's chances any brighter
for knocking Boise into a cooked hat
The Emmett game was not devoid
OF thrills. Twenty eight high school
students and half as many pigskin
fans watched Kim reel off a 40 ward
run through Emmtt's left tackle for
touchdown in probably the most
spectacular run of the game. They
also saw Albcrtscn boot a place kick
squarcly between the goal posts from
the ~ yard line but few minutes
later in one OF the neatcst field goals
ever contributing to a score on CIeaver
field. More than that. Milliner con
nected with couple of long passes
which brought the crowd to its feet.
Once he scored on the play and the
next time was downcd on the Is yard
line, paving the way for another score.
Four times following Caldwell touch
downs, Albertson kicked goal with
a precision and accuracy that any col
lege team may well copy.
Bob Strain, Caldwell left end. was
the particular local luminant. Here
rs lad who plays whale of a game
on defense and offcnse alike. He scor
ed touchdown by grabbing a poor
pass over the goal line His tackling
was sure and he invariably stopped
plays around his end before they
reached the line OF scrimmagc. AZ
together he looks about the best end
the local school has produced in many
4 moon.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1924-11-21
Caytonia

George Frank had sale TUESDAY
they are intending to move away some
time in the near future.
Miss Cecil and Edith Holman sist-
ers OF Miss Alkaline Holman primary
teacher in our school came out with
her Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cathcy OF Parma were
visiting Monday with Mrs. Harold
Hart.
Arthur Bish Kenneth Asburry and
J. l.. Maxwell returned from the
mountains Saturday. They got two
deer.
Pheasant hunters are still quite
numerous in the community.
Mark Marsing was transacting bust
ness in Caldwell Saturday
Mrs. Hart and Ruby Maxwell were
shopping in Nampa Saturday
Elgy Andrus made a business trip
10 Caldwell Saturday.
Ted Thompson and Wesley Max
well are digging potatoes for Earnest
Bedford this week
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Pershall returned
from a visit at Garden Valley few
days ago.
Bernice Garri,y was absent from
school most OF last week on account
OF tonsliiis.
II. T. Thomson shipped car load
OF hogs Monday.
DR.. Gigray is having his place
where Mr.. Fontz lives fenced.
Bob Percyheld got bunch of cattle
Tuesday. he expects to feed his hay
this winter.
Cecil Benson, Ray Foster and Ed
~ ar % ..
hunting last Thursday.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1924-11-21

"A lot OF boys have been saved since
they closed the saloon"
"Yes. and nov they'll have 70 close
the garages and save the girls"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1924-11-21
No Criterion

Reporter Ito convicted mln). DO
you feel the judges sentence wa cor
rcct?"
Prisoner: "Why-cr-I guess so
don't know no,hin' about grammer. .
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1924-11-21
The Big News

Husband; Anything worth Will,
in the paper this evening "
Wife: Here's a three hundred dol
lar gown marked down 20 one hun.
bred and seventy-eighf."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1924-11-21

Mistress: why are you leaving
Nary Don'i we treat you as one OF
the family"
Maid: That's the trouble. mum
This is the second morning tina, Mr.
Jones forgot 10 kiss me when he
started 10 work"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-09
Personal

Captain and Mrs. James GrlffthE.
with their house guests, Mira Robert
Elliott and her daughter. Miss Doro,
thy Elliott, q Newport. will leave
Thursday ON their yacht, sucJa, for
Princess Louise inlet
Miss Dorothy Campbell and Mas
Kathleen Donahoc left Monday for
Quaiicum Beach ON Vancouver Is.
land. on n few days visit
Miss Eunlco Rildnll left last sat.
urday on tho Ruth Alexander for
tsos Angeles. where she viii visit rel.
atiycs and friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. H. Friberg Doreas
Martini are receiving congratulations
upon tho birth OF a daughter. Jane
Louise. on July }. az the Columbus
sHniiarium.
Miss Ann and Miss Elsa Michaells.
OF Victoria, II. c. are visiting Mr..
and Mrs. George ". Mertcns.
Mr.. and Mrs Henri Labbl. Of Port
land. who have been in town for u
few days. left Tuesday for tour OF
Vancouver island
Mrs. Harriet Barnard, Of San Fran.
cisco. arrived in town Monday to be
the guest OF MIR and Mrs. John c.
Eden for a few weeks.