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New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
SHORT CALENDAR
sc,entccn Cases Will Be Heard On Monday. Aug. II, According To Schedule Of Clerk.

total of seventeen cases nave heen scheduled for the short calendar session of the city court at D. m' Monday, August II. They are as tol- lows:
 Leonard Milosck ,s. Dominick Gre raroyitz ct al: Traceski: Judgment limitation of redemption. Kirkor Sarkisian ys. John GeraEo- sian. ct als: Kirkham. Cooper Hun cerford and Camp; disclosure Of de- fense, judgment.
 Augusta Blair vs. Henry Yoops; D. Gaffney; judgment.
 Clarence l.. Pierce vs. James Per retta: Greenstein: Dickenson d. bfo- Smith; pleading or default.
 ssnti Stella vs. William kalesinski; B. F. Gaffney: Nowicki: demurrer
 Hartman Furniture S; Carpet Co. Ns. Lucille NJ Baker; Stoner & Burke' disclosure of defense: judgment.
 Morris Parsons vs. Joseph Wliczen- ski; Klett: Hungcrford. No"icki' or der for answer.
 ,-;,ep7o Payano vs. Salvatore Geno- zee ot al. Klett; Hungerford; order for answer.
 Felix Blitz vs. Leo Laskowltz; sex ton: Levitt; bond for prosecution.
 I,ouis Croll vs. Beatrice E. N. Hop sia: Greenstein; Klett; disclosure o1 defense. judgment. -,
 Samuel Greenstein vs. Mario Ciancl' Greenstein; Klett; disclosure or de- fense. judgment.
 Hartman Furniture 6a Carpet Co. Ns Louis Cominik. ct ux; upson; kach- lin: pleading or default.
 Commercial Trust Co. Vs. 1ohh Zehrer; E. r. Gaffney; judgment
 Commercial Trust Co. Ns. James passerini ct al: D. Gaffney, D. 1a'l ney: D. l.. Nair, I. Nair for Joseph :scappalati; disclosure of defense ana judgment. .. r..uoo, r,- belus; judgment. William J. Farley Ns. James T. o'connell; Levitt; Joseph shelhe@' disclosure of defense; Judgment
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
HOT DOG JOURNALISM

The city editor is listless; the froth dripping from his lips is not due to indignation but is the reaction from 100 in the shade. Reporters limp into his majesty's presence with their tongues waving like red flag under their nasal proturberances. Handker- chiefs, moist from frequent massaging of mottled hair, yeasty foreheads, chinbones and napes, are kept handy for instant use. There are frequent trips to the front windows by all hired hands to note the nature of the sky and the prospects for rain.
 The editor, critically glimpsing the meat in a pile of exchanges, lifts his head from their enfolding type as If he located an idea. He releases his clinging trousers from his prison chair and glides from the portals of iournalism. In fifteen minutes he re- turns with the report that the dry law actually is in force, and that not even on a hot day is 1t possible to exercise personal liberty. However he knows where to obtain a good drink of ginger ale or root beer.
 Only the telegraph editor appears happy. This sprightly person loses none of his graces despite the humidi- ty and temporary Sahara climate. And he doesn't need to rely upon any, thing more stimulating than to read the dispatches relating to the Ameri- can fiers in Iceland and the ice fields awaiting their coming in Greenland.
 It is impossible to feel the full ef- fects of a hot wave with stories from Greenland's cool shore as an antidote. GIancing over his shoulder we see that Greenland is so covered with ice that the fiiers will have to land in the frigid waters In the harbor of Ang- maksalik. Icebergs and ice fields are so plentiful that the fliers are biding their time in Iceland, where the climate is not 50 much below freezing | just now, until it gets warmer in Greenland, or until the fogs or the ice packs act more satisfac actorily. At each dispatch from Iceland or Greenland the telegraph editor lets his agile ina gination roam to those beautiful lands and feels happy.
 In the composing room, where the ! brain babies of the editorial depart ment are reared to the stature o' "typeical" manhood, suffering on hot day Is mitigated by less regard for amenities of raiment. More beads of precipitation are cultivated upon the bald heads because there is less time for waving the hip pocket rag ! burlv blacksmiths at the typesetting machines discard their shirts, display ing the upper half of their E. V. D.'s l shamelessly, and with naked arms ana sweaty fingers play their tunes upon | the keyboard.
 The fair proofreaders nearby prove 10 the world that it is easier for fem mine charmers to keep cool than Il l is for petulant man.
 Down in the press room and the stereotypins department 1t would Dc no more than 100 dcgres during ho' wave if it were not for the blazing pparatus that keeps the metal molten The husky specimens who operate thi' machine are so accustomed to torrld blasts that 100 degrees outside feels like winter Indeed. there is a story | that one of them once sat himself 1T inc sun Of hot summers day 1T l order 10 cool off.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
Getting at the Root

Patron:- How can we keep our parrot from learning all the latest cuss Hords?"
 Bird dealer:-"Did you ever keep her in the garage?"
 on:-"Frequently." Bird dealer:-"I thought s. Re- move her at once to the nursery"
 Mrs. Henry Solomon.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
CHEERS FOR PRINCE.
Italian Heir Is Greeted With Enthu.
 siasm by Argcntinans.

Buenos Aires, Aug. S.--Crown Prince Humbert of Italy, who is on a visit to Argentina, Is being greeted everywhere with enormous popular demonstrations. He carried out the full program arranged in his honor yesterday, visiting the port and the packing plant in the morning and re- ceiving an honorary degree from the university in the afternoon, when he also witnessed parade of co,o0o school children and ras given an of- fcial welcome by the Argentine con gress.
 Last evening hs attended q gala opera performance in the Colen the ater.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
SLIT FOR $50

George Anasbiginn Of thls cNs throurh D, l.. Nair has brought suit for $50 against John Sautter or this ciav alleging non payment of bill for groceries presented by the pan tiff to the defendant. Co's'ao'. Fred Wrinkle served tho papers anu garnishccd money in the hanus ol Landers, Frary & Clark. ne ac'ioli is rcturnable in the city court 'io fnurth Monday of August.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
HOME RILI. NEEDED

Lieut.. Gov. Hiram Bingham is re- ported to be sorely distressed over the tendency Of the federal government to infringe upon the rights of sovereign states to manage their own affairs whether they do 1t or whether they don't. He is pictured as a champion of local self-government and an im- placabe foe of federal encroachment.
 But some of this local self-goyern- ment Hiram champions could well be- gin right in the state of Connecticut as the Waterbury board of public safety and the board Of aldermen have discovered. In the Watch city the question of regulating street traffic was being discussed and action to have been taken included the relocation of trolley car crossovers. New traffic regulations were drawn up. which in- cluded moving these crossovers away from the center of the city, in order to avoid traffic jams caused by trolley cars being switched in the midst Of the city's most congested thorough fares.
 But the aldermen were cha grined to discover that they had no rights whatever to regulate trolley traffic in their city, this resting solely in the hands of the Public Utilities Commis- sion.
 The Waterbury safety board will at- tempt to take steps at the next general assembly to have this power taken away from the Public Utilities Com mission and placed in the hands of the local safety commissioners.
 IT Lieut.. Gov Bingham is so arous- cd over the blessings of local self government he ought to be in favor Of this change; but circumstances 1t will be found, alter cases. The utili- ties commission is rightly or wrongly, regarded as part of the machine. Hiram won't favor a change.
 Here is how Commissioner William J. Dunphy of the Waterbury safety commission views it:
 Tt is a sad state of affairs
 when the trolley company so con-
 trols things that the board of pub
 lie safety of the city of Water-
 bury cannot make changes in the
 interests of preventing traffic tie-
 ups and in the interest of safe-
 guarding the life and limb of the
 city's people. The Public Utilities
 Commission do not know any
 more about local traffic conditions
 than I know about Nah Jongg
 and I never played the game, yet
 things have been arranged so
 that they are the judges of trolley
 crossovers here"
 The same thing holds good for New Britain. If the city wished to make changes at the center affecting the Connecticut company's use of that triangle for street car parking sta- ton, it could do nothing about it. So far as the trolleys are concerned, the cities of Connecticut are not self governing.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
POLISHING UP

The New Haven railroad. its cor porste conscience apparently aroused over the condition of some Of its coaches on ihe Waterbury di'ision. H.s made q start touarI cI-ar,rg them up; at least that is to hs gathered
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
Facts andFancies
BY ROBERT QUlLIKN

At thirty: Ambition. At fortyi Rich. At fifty: Sanatorium.
 Big business manages to control about everything except its appetite. Epitaph: He thought they were hold-up men instead of dry agents and didn't stop.
 AS a rule co4sciousness Is just a desire to loaf with the progeny of the rich.
 :. Title are meaningless Tn this free country, and at times sub-titles are like that, also. .c
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
Going Some

or music he does not know much, ] However simple it may be.
 And yet the mans conceit is such.
 He blows his own horn constantly. IL. M. N.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
GS&S WaN aNcAob MsxsoH 1xitlu JtnzL
 IiiE InNhRnM
 IBy Wallace M, Baylissl
TitI ialNhifnM ,By Wallace N, Bsyllssl

 The lewbrow came, with TaAlsh ear, And ghisked the maiden on sfaF, Sans ehsperone, for he, as yet
 Had read no books on etiquette,
 Before they knew 1t, midnight came, And then this ''boze" took his "dsme" Into white-liled eating place
 And told the girl 10 feed her face" For talking he would ne'er set hung He let his arm work for his iengnei Rnt what few words he used ssre wise, Like Girl, you're easy on the eyes" \ wee bit erumpled, to her door The maid returned at half past four, And as she tip-toed up the walk She murmurFed,, "How that man can
 talk" Although they swear they think it's
 rough. -.- How girls do love this low-hrow stua'
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
u,mn,, Audl, ,lu,.uu of ,i,rulntlun,

Ihs H C t HHilnRsl organization winch fuiushrs urgspalsrls ann sdksI' tissfs win a slintlS hniptsi anaissis oi circulation lul riirHiaiinn sIailslht sit based uIs,n thE audri fiilt insuist nio' ts,tiop asainsi fraud tn neWsltaI'ei dlh' trhution figures 10 h0lh national and 10, al advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

The Herald is on .ais daily m New York at Hotaiins't Arws stand Times square; schultz News stand Enuanes Grand Central a.nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
The Sole Deterrent

Shocked yisitor:-"My. my! l didn't think little boy like you could swear like that
 The little boy:--"shucks. can swear bcttern'n Pa but Ma won't let me-" .... .....s
 -L. B. Birdsail.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
Fully Supplied

Can interest you in the subject of accident insurance?" "Go away. I'm carrying so much accident insurance now that it makes me jealous every time I hear of any body being injured"
 Isaac Anderson.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
usm.r, m rh, ...or,a,ra rrs..

The A..,H lated l'lsss F sA' lgsNrls entitled C. lhs nse fnI is'nulilfAlMll nf Ali htss rf-,iiisi "a v nf hai aliifisisF fhhhrH in ,hls I@u-I ana slsn io' al nss' puln nst,si herein
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
"Aggravatin' Papa"
Triumph of Matter Oyer Mind

ITIuTip1 OI HuttcT o'cH WHIT" Lady:-"What's the matter, sonny, what are you crying about?" Bobby:-"M-m -m-my mother spanked me"
 Lady:-"Well. never mind" spanked for"
 Pat Oppermar.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
A Cuttjpn Remark

Katherine tto May who is sewing): My goodness May! Are you cutting that thread with your teeth"
 May (sarcastically):-'fNo, with my tongue" ....
 Katherine:-"Well. your tongue is pretty sharp"
 r-. .-arev Mae Hunter,
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
WILL ISSUE BONDS

Washington, Aug. s.--The Lehish Valley railroad today asked the inter- state commerce commission Tor au- thority to issue and sell s12,oo"'o"o of General Consolidated five per cent mortgage bonds to be used toward having off s1b,oOo,ooo of six per cent collateral trust bonds. The ne" bonds will be sold at 96.5 per cent or nan
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
4 Practical Rule

Math. professor:-"what is the rule Of three'?" Fresh student:-"shake the odd one or pick up smother one and make 1t two couples"
 -E, II. Hepler.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

Kings College Hospital, London snent 10 per cent of it's funds on beer. wine and spirits during ths middle of the last century.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
imagination

1nterne: patient of mine ina zines he has appendicitis" Doctor:-"And what do you imag zine it is?" -MfE Benjamin Rand.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
A NInn of His Mord

Mrs. Howard:--''It's only six o'clock and told you to come after supper" He.--"Thats what came after."
 Helen Riordan.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

When Helen tells her parents that her sweetheart is going home "an! minute" Ma and Pa discover that A NJ. stands for "any minute"
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

Chapter |: The Marines have inc situation in hand. Chapter l!: Amer icsn bankers have arranged to make a loan
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

The Fun shvp b . natlvnni insti, .ution conducted by newspapers of the country. contributions from readers. providing they are original. unpublished. and posses sunicisnt merit, Will bs paid for at rates yary- ,ng from SI.oo to 5000. Write on one eide of the paper oni, and send your contributions to the Fun Shop, Editor," care of the Herald. who wili forward them 10 New York. unAcceptsd manuscr1pts VIII not De returned.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

When Adam awoke from his sleep. He felt his ribs with a groan, Then uttered this classic remark. Somebody pulled a bone"
 -Speed Rei,
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
.mashlas Of lac dishes.
aising Hsssslf AwsE

affeA W." @# Mrs Jaddinss;-.Mg fstheI ~ss . remarkably WellrPTessHsd man, He was sishtgrssssn years cid and nsssI lost his testh,"
 Ahsenlsminasd sPlnlsisF;-"LaHs sheys, and I'm alRass mlsPisslns mlneiH
 -C. s. Valentine.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

Fable: Once there vas an old maid who could ehthuse about her married sisters, fine colthes.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
Tho Jinsls,Jsngis Counter


 Tho Jinsle-Jsngle Counter MeA in eroRds srs ns'er st essei Lemons do not mind squsess,
 .. w-GeEtrads Heller,
  There's no use iH being hluei strass are glad te tickle sel,
 --FleFsnes AaFseles- A man sas standing all 'aleAsi An auto hil him in the safety gene,
 Mrs Edith o'Brisn' Though a taller be quite healthy, he still may have "nt," Though a butcher be q ''eutrup," he f- may aet be Nii, -GeFlruds A, Follows, Punished
 s,ella,-"Thsy tell me that walking is good for the complexion" pella;-"Nensensel While walking 10 Millie's house the other night ! lost my vanity case"
 Mfrs, Bruce keehler, ,-t Inadequate
 Mntherly waman:-"What is the matter with your little brother" Boy.--"He ate too many green ap- piesl' Motherly weman:--"Weil. here. let him lay his head In my lap" Roy:--"Aw. 1t ain't his head that hurts"
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New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

The first actual break IT the routine of married life often comes rth the
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

Correct this sentence: The other
 doctor did the right thing" said he
 to the patient, and I can't improve r on his treatment"
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

fhs nniy raaflishis aaAsiIising Hieai1m 'n
 tls ,Niy, tirt uiainh iatnAs aAh pits' rpull, slgsAs nlNn la adAsHissit
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

Mothers are people who don't care to go this time if some one must re- main at home to prepare dinner.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

Americans can accomplish almost anything if somebody will make a speech to get them started.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

It isn't yet time to worry about her about movie people.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
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New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

Entsrsa at the Pusi uHEs al Ass hFllAlp
 .. ssipud class hah haiisI
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
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New Britain herald., 1924-08-08
New Britain Herald

HERALD RuRllsHiNG COMPANY las0sa pstly isQnisg kAHriltat Al Herald Blds- q chufth sllsFs
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

If popular songs were illustrated
New Britain herald., 1924-08-08

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Milford chronicle., 1924-07-04
Editorial
Comments

/ PRESIDENT COOLIDGE is not small-minded
He has no intention of permitting the benefciar-
! les of the Adjusted Compensation Act to suffer
by any failure on his part to make effective the
intention of the Congress by its passage of that
measure. His veto of the bill and its passage
over his veto will not be allowed to affect in
any way the Governments prompt administra-
tion of the law.
It happens, curiously enough, that notwith-
standing the action of the Congress in overrid-
ing the Presidents veto, no provision was made
for the execution of the law ITSELF The esti-
mates Of the funds necessary to meet the cost
of its administration were duly sent to the Con-
gress but the appropriation therefor was includ-
ed in the second deficiency bill, which was lost
in the tumble of legislation at the close of the
session.
Under these circumstances, the President, had
he been man of small vision and capable of
permitting person resentment at the rejection
of his counsel to control his policy, might have
felt himself justified in holding the whole matter
of the bonus payments in allegiance until De-
cember, when the Congress could have the op-
portunity to rectify its own sin of omission. In
stead of that, President Coolidge has wisely re-
sorted to his emergency powers, and by direct
ing the temporary use of other Government ap-
preparations has enabled the War and Navy
Departments to draw upon these funds for the
expenses that will attend the preparation of the
application forms and Instructions and their is
sue to the soldiers, and their subsequent audit
ing and classification in anticipation of the cash
payments to be made in 1925.
This action will prevent delay in the adminis-
ration of the law and give a new assurance to .
he country that the Presidents disapproval of
he bonus was based on sound economic grounds
md was by no means due to any lack of sympa-
by on his part with the legitimate claims of the
nen who served in the great war.-Ledger.
Milford chronicle., 1924-07-04
WELL CONTENT WITH TICKET SAYS
DOVER NEWSPAPER.
Editorial in Delaware Republican,

Editorial in Delaware Republican,
Delaware Republicans cannot fail to be well
content with the work done by the Republican
National Convention at Cleveland.
With ticket headed by Calvin Coolidge, of
Massachusetts, and General Charles G. Dawes,
and with platform so fully American in its
declaration, no Delaware Republican can fail to
feel that the convention was fully conscious of
party sentiment when it deliberately entered the
campaign with such a fearless front.
It now is clearly encumbent upon the Republi-
can party in Delaware to be equally wise and
fearless in putting itself upon record as being in
favor of a State ticket and State platform in
keeping with the National party action in the
Middle West
With State ticket as well composed as is
the National ticket, and with State platform as
happily conceived as is the National platform,
our party can enter the fight fearlessly and with
every assurance of success in November.
Milford chronicle., 1924-07-04
SHOULD GIVE THE CHILDREN THEIR DUE
(From the Dover Republican,

(FrOm the Dover Republican,
Our State Board of Education seems to be de-
termined to consolidate weak and inefficient
public schools in the rural districts, and,
through such consolidation to produce strong
and efficient places of education for the benefit
of country boys and girls
It's policy in this respect is not liked by GER
tain quarters, but we feel sure that when every
thing has been said and done those who are Of
Tended by the consolidation prospect will be
pleased by the reality
Good schools, like good roads, have had
tough row to hoe in our State. They have been
compelled to combat stand-pat and re-actionary
sentiment and also to contend against exceed
ingly selfish interest in several noteworthy
quarters.
The proper thing for the State Board of Edu-
cation to do is to put it's beneficial policy into
effect wherever and whenever the educational
interest of Delaware childhood seem to demand
it. This is no time for giving serious heed to
those who fail to recognize the right of a Della
ware child to have the proper sort Of a public
school education.
Milford chronicle., 1924-07-04

is declaration in favor of law enforcement
There is also declaration that guilt is person
al and pledge to publish every individual found
! guilty of fraud against the Government.
There is a declaration to extend every aid
financial and otherwise, to the disabled veter-
ans of the late war. There is a provision ask
ing that the President be given power, in time
of war, to draft every citizen of the United
States, so that capital labor and, in fact every
resource of the Nation will do it's part, share
and share alike. This would mean elimination
of the prOfiteer and the Stacker during the per-
iods of national strife. The World Court plan
is indOrsed, but there is a renewed announce
ment that the United States will have no par
ticipatiOn in the League of Nations.
The Republican party, through Temporary
Chairman Burton, called attention to the fact
that during the Republican Administration taxes
have been reduced; peace restored with Ger
many; the suffrage amendment ratified; mil
lions of dollars have been spent on the disabled
soldiers; the tariff has been revised so as to pro-
duce more revenue and lessen taxes; that there
is lack of unemployment; that good wages OBJ
tain; that more legislation has been enacted for
the benefit of the farmer than during any ses-
sion of Congress for so years (even William Jen-
nings Bryan has publicly admitted this fact
that peace in Europe has been aided by the
Dawes Commission that the Budget System, a
Republican measure, in the first year of it's be-
ng, resulted in the reduction of $6OO,OOO,OOO
rom the estimates submitted; that the Repub-
lean Party does not stand for the cancellation
# war debts owed to us by foreign countries
nd for which our people paid; that packing
ill to protect the stock raisers was passed:
hat cooperative marketing act was passed.
The dominant note of the entire convention
roceedngs was as Mr.. Burton voiced it, "the
eOple-and all of the people-have confidence
l Calvin Coolidge.
Milford chronicle., 1924-07-04

boon to the towns and agricultur-
al districts in lower Delaware. The
road has brought about a marked
increase in property values, especi-
ally in the vicinity of towns. Some of
this real estate has more than treb-
led in cost.
General du Points motive for max
ing so munifcent a contribution to
the general welfare of his State has
been variously interpreted, but it is
now generally conceded that, in a
spirit of liberality, he desired to do
for Delaware what the State was un-
able to do because of the condition
of its treasury, without imposing the
burden of bond issue with a cOnse-
quent big increase in the State tax
rate.
The situation of a private citizen
offering, without possibility Of fnan-
cial return, to contribute so lavish /
ly to the commonwealth, meeting
with such determined resistance by
a considerable portion of the people