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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-18


see Gees sole possession Is a
|ss'th Every time she winds II. she
90 Laughing heartily that she Is
rntng up her estate.
q course. Il tea is an intoxicant
fzsz the meaning Of the volstead
" - declared by Hudson Maxim.
= -coziss~ should be immediately
-stcaisd b. the prohibition author
We DIARY
February III
Ierfs DAY. walked by the birds
H1'1x In the trees outside my win
~ did breakfast on chocolate and
Nd ~ and by up, and 10 walking
- MADISON, and sharp wind blow
Nm the sound. did resolve 10 buy q
and did talk greatly % the frip-
sH1 make. but my wife did rrmind
Dly that We have but ~ shiifinx-
nnk, and that she ~ stlif wearing
fors hat. and Little Homer Brew.
>ds must have his fonsils out. and
SW payment on the flivver " due.
a. eve the xroceryman - shifi-
~ ~ - did resolve not 70 hoy .
sA-s This year.
Aa Is not gold tina, gllttera." says
1sha woodhouse. ~and all Is not
'sF's That ratties.e
Ms'her candidate for the Poison
!. gso f. the politician who writes
s'lsr to a nowsps per beginning.
attention has been called to an
e ~ The Daily Gafoozaium.
M6RiCTLTrRAL NOTE
'ssse got 10 have a pull TO milk n
'a'snts are no longer respected
Ms'r young. says Evangeiine
- fspp. the way things are
q present. eggs viii soon be
- PACK 70 hens.
- forks latest murder shows Il
refissly dangerous for a poor
~. 80 s'ri 70 own more than $50. 900
10 q ;sweiry.
81. Prince Of Wales has again
: Z Oh his horse. Somebody should
r.. .m q Shetland pony 20 that he
: have 50 far to fall.
~.
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it'll the Biggest Circulation in Washington
MIDI WINTER DIP

Alki Girls Gambol in Puget Sound Surf,
Rain or Shine, the Year Round
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Lundin Keeps
Vote Lead

A LFRED II. ND1N
"A maintained Monday the
lead he took Saturday in The
Stars straw vote on the may
orally situation. The result
OF the vote. up TO noon Mon
day. was:
ALFRED II. LUNDIN. .3es
EDWIN J. BROWN. -. 1884
OLIVER r. ERICKSON. .e2s
Total vote .............s 800
II YOU haven't yet cast your
ballot. VOTE TODAY. You'll
find the ballot on Page IL.
Mail II to The Straw Vote
Editor. The Star.
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LII GEE GEE, TIT OFFICE
yaMP, SCI.

Many young couple agree TO
narry. and that's the last thing
ihsy agree upon.
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ROOSEVELT WILL
NOT QUIT POST

Theodore Roosevelt. Jrs. Is not re
signing. he said. upon leaving the
White House after a conference
with the president.
|. Il have just been 70 SEQ the
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WEATHER

Generally cloudy tonight and
Tuesday; moderate srlnds.
nloStlt casirriV
Temperature Last e Hours
Maximum. as. Minimum. u.
To-day noon, t6.
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AGRIcrLTuRAL NOTE
''sse got 10 have a pull TO milk

Q On THE BACK or a FORD:
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
THE DIVERSIFICATION LOANS

pan of the Agricultural Credit Corporation for
direct loans of $1OOOOOO to aid farmers IN dlVersnyh
through purchase of livestock is experiment in limited
degree The value of mixed farming compared to one
crop gamble has been fully illustrated in homey stories OF
success pioneers in dverscaon in various sections o.
Dakota There is ample evidence at hand to prove
to 81 100000 will be experimental in the that will
be shown whether not may suddenly change from
onecrop methods diversified basis and succeed Most
of those who succeeded have grown into the changed
system The loans also will be experimental from the stand
point the ability of outside through huge resour
ces to change the of agriculture to considerable de-
gree in large section
Carefully handled undoubtedly this business will be-
it. will provide the greatest and most eXacng test ever
applied to agriculture in the Northwest. 1t will necessarily
follow that careful records will be kept of the operating OF
the farmers who desire to accept the loans profered 1t
will of their ability under present conditions and
present prices profit through the methods prescribed and
perhaps recoup losses of the past 1t will bring into action
that the loan agency will expect the county agents and
others who classed experts to closely follow II not
supervise what the agency calls experiment.
The effect upon the Northwest of the system cannot be
estimated forecast If the great majority OF those accept
ing loans prove concsvey that they profit under the
new system they could succeed under the old
system of grain farming the record Will be SO convincing
that metamorphoss over night may be expected IN mort
western agricultural methods If the experiment is tail
ure the effect will be depressing In any event. within
few years. the likely to be absolute and decisive Most
people who have watched the of agraran develop
men in Minnesota North Dakota and Montana will welcome
the new policy of the Agricultural Credit Corporation
III meet pressing need for there official records in
the state capitol which show that thousands of farmers r
various parts of the state expected to into diversified
farming through loans proposed in the
bill. They will welcome such aid from the credit agency
The policy reflects the big vision OF the directors OF inc
Agricultural Credit Corporation their faith in the North
their determination to that their faith is wei
founded.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17

be home for three days and I'm sure
he will think it's all right for me to
go when I'm in such safe company.
SO all four of them got into the
tiny car and away it started for the
blue mountains in the distance.
By and by they came to the house
where the dwarfs lived.
They knocked on the door, but as
nobody came, they pushed it open
and stepped in.
Why, it looks exactly the same!
cried Snow White. Then she stopped
suddenly, for there on the table
were the unwashed breakfast dishes
the bedroom was all in disorder and
the seven little beds were complete
ly topsy- turvy. The clothes that
hung on the pegs needed inendine
and all the floors needed a gooc
scrubbing. e
Lets get to work and fix. it vi
for them, cried Nancy.
"A fine ideal declared Mister
Mugs. 1t is only 10 o'clock and W.
have all day 4"
And when the dwarfs came bacl
the little house looked as : though
| fairies had been at it-as indeed they
had. But the visitors had gone, fo'
! the dwarfs were shy and afraid o
company.
I'm coming every week and lool
after them,' said Snow White. I'm
sure the prince won't mind.I
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.
! (To Be Continued
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
OVER THE HILLS LIES WHAT?

The radio industry beginning to talk about the desr
ability fewer broadcasting stations and bettergrade
concerts It's bit early in the game for that The aver
age radio bug doesn't want better concerts what ne wants
is DISTANCE
In the east the radio bugs goal Is hear the Pacific
Coast.
On the Pacific Coast they whr their das trying to pick
up eastern stations
Ninety nine out of 100 radio bugs would rather sten
on China than hear local concert by the greatest ms
clans that ever lived
This evidenced by the widespread desire to tune out
the local station and get out-ofoWn stuff No matter how
fine the local program the listener prefers con-
cert from 1000 miles away, though inferior.
All this demonstrates that most people interested in
radio not for the entertainment that flashing through
the ether but because radio is mysterious invention with
unknown and startling sensational possibilities
you talk by telephone from New York to San Francisco
your voice travels through 740 tons of copper Isn't this
after ALL remarkable hearing the distance through
the air?
The that the telephone old DEVICE and for
that has lost it's glamour We tire quickly of the old
How long until radio also will be old stuff? On that
known date concerts will be the goal rather than distance
reception
It's human nature respond the lure of the faraway
No matter how beautiful may be the valley we're
that something better lies the other side of the hills
Accordingly, Che farm boy wants to to the city.
The city boy thinks he would do better distant
munity AS true of young and mddleaged of boys
The other fellows job looks attractive than
We nation of rainbow chasers In blood flows
the spirit of the vagabond Crafty nature makes
spread population tremendous territory and develop
the out-of theway parts Of the country
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
Tom Sims Says

Do you use sheets in your house?
They are dangerous. In Boston, a
burglar used the sheets to tie a man.
One real nice thing about phono
graphs and player pianos is you
never have to sit around and beg
them to play.
News from London. Wife really
hit her husband with a rolling pin.
Perhaps it is a quaint old English
custom.
What could be worse than teach
ing in girls school where the am
swer to all questions is because
Failing in love or making a pile OF
money doesn't leave much time fol
doing anything else.
Chicago couple eloped in an air
plane. That's the way these days
They fly high at first, but they come
! down to earth safely.
Lightning is so contrary. In Can
ada, it went to the trouble of strik
ing twice in the same place.
St. Louis burglar, posing as g
plumber, was caught, perhaps be
cause he forgot to forget his tools.
Tho antn rooo 10 mt nc 6opUorou
as the human race.
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TTS2MM4G$E1M4E$R|
TERRIBLE THIN GS III PIP E
EDITORIAL


A San Francisco man wants di-
vorce because he says she slapped
him every night when he game home
from work. eJKfAes-should be
done to protect SUCH, men. It's 4
wonder she didn't break his wrist
watch.
A college professor and his wife
really were shipwrecked on South
Sea island. To be exact, the island
is BIG miles from Samoa. And they
stayed there almost a year before
being rescued. Only a college pro-
fcssor could have been absent mind
ed enough to take his wife along on
an adventure like that.
Bad sea lion news today, terrible
sea lion news. A sea lion in a Sc
attic ZOO eats 40 ordinary cans OF
! salmon day. The war veterans
will sympathize with any sea lion
that has to eat SO much salmon.
FASHIONS
Women are wearing fringes OF
their dresses and many man i:
wearing the same on the BOTTOM o.
his trousers.
HOW TO MARRY
Every girl wanting to marry shoul'
go with two fellows because the
one will tell her all about tn
other.
WAR NEWS
Wars are useful in one way. The
can be blamed for everything tina
happens until the next war.
ADVERTISING
Buy one of our anvils. Excellen
! for killing mosquitoes. You plae
the little mosquitoes head on tn
] | anvil and hit him with hamme
Very humane.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17

the farm to develop Increased help
fulneSs.
Banker.farmer conferences have
been arranged by the Agricultural
Commission of the American Bank.
ers Association at the state agri.
cultural colleges in Indiana. Mich
igan. Ohio. Iowa, Illinois. South
Dakota. Minnesota, North Dakota.
Montana. Kansas. Oklahoma, Colo.
RADIO and Wyoming. The Oregon
Bankers Association is engaged in
the promotion Of conferences in an
effort to bring about diversified
agriculture.
Practical Aid by Banks
Officials OF a large Astoria, Ore.
gon. bank are taking an active part
in making farming real business
in their community. A group OF
dairymen wanted to borrow sui.
ficient money to buy carload OF
purebred Guernseys. There were
practically no purebred Cuernseys
in the county. These dairymen
had little money so they took the
matter up with this bank. A let.
ter of credit for $4,000 was given
to them Immediately on q joint
note.
1t meant the starting OF purebred
Guernsey herds in the county and
most Of the dairymen who purchas-
ed the animals have sold enough Of
the offspring to pay for the original
investment. pne Of the dairymen
says, Had the bank not been lib.
eral in making this loan. the orig
inal importation could not have
been made and the county would
not have at this time the reputa-
: ton it now has as one OF the Guern.
: sey centers OF the Northwest"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

The next place in Once-Upon- a.
Time Land that Mister Mugs took
the Twins in his magic automobile
was to see Snow White.
The prince had built her glass
castle and there they had lived hap
PLY ever after-just as the story
said.
They crossed seven islands and a
little fairy ferryman took them
across seven lakes, and there stood
Snow Whites castle.
Glad to see them! Why, she near
ly fell out of her window with JOY
when she saw them coming, for
ever since her wicked stepmother
had died the prince had been very
very particular about strangers com
ing to the castle, and Snow White
was getting lonely, as the prince
was out hunting so much.
She ran downstairs and let then
in herself before the servant coult
say that nobody was at home +
callers that day.
How do you do?' she said in
silvery voice, kissing everybody
even ugly little Mister Mugs, VIII
had to hold onto chair he was s.
surprised.
We're all very we'll, thank you,
said Nick, land we came to see
there is anything you need to max
you happy"
"0h, thank you'll" cried Sno'
White. There is Just one thing
! would like to know if my seve
; dwarfs are we'll. They live in yon
der mountains and they work har
all day. l am so afraid they won
have anybody to cook for them whe
they come home tired at night-o
; make their beds-or mend thei
clothes"
Would you like to see them
asked Mister Mugs. Because m
! magic automobile will take yc
there is jiffy, if you do"
II don't know what a jiffy is
laughed Snow White. But if it isr
too long, I'll 60. The prince won
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17

You can rise up in the morning
and prepare yourself for work. You
can bow unto the grindstone with no
time for play or shirk. You may turn
the wheels of business in full sue
cessful flight till you feel you We
done day full when you close your
desk at night.
You may spend a day at pleasure
YOU may fish or sail or row. You
may hop upon a.street car, to the
bathing beaches go. You may seek a
shady hillside and. secluded, rest in
peace. You may travel into dream
land, where, your cares 'and worries
| cease.
You may sit around the fireside in
your home and with your wife. You
may gather round the table and en-
Joy your married life. You may
visit movie houses; now and then at
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
BANKER-FARMER
COOPERATION
Many Conferences and Prac.
ticaI Measures Are Better
ina Farm Situation From
Ground Up.

The merits OF intermediate and
longtime agricultural credit now
available, organization and coop.
Grafton Of producers for balanced
production. and orderly marketing
are the chief topics OF discussion
at many banker.farmer conferences
being held in various parts OF the
country with the assistance OF the
American Bankers Association.
At a Texas Agricultural College
meeting representatives OF agricul'
tural and livestock associations
agreed that there Is no such thing
ss over.production. and that every
increase in production should raise
the standard of living higher.
They saw need for the organization
Of producers for balanced produc.
ton and orderly marketing to re-
lieve the stress in agriculture. with
credit provided Of sufficient time
to cover farm and ranch turnover.
Legislation Not Wanted.
Further legislative action was
not considered appropriate. In
fact, there was actual opposition
to further government action to
assist In economic adjustment, ev
eryone there being In complete &C
cord that conditions were prop
tious az far as existing institutions
were concerned to raise the farm
or and stockman to a proper eco
nomic place In the business world
The establishment Of the Interme
date Credit Bank. was declared t.
be the last step in the provision
of necessary agencies OF credit
while sufficient opportunity for CO
operation exists in present organ1
cations.
The Agricultural Commission o
the American Bankers Association
was described as a means OF &C
operation between bankers AN
farmers and its work explained Il
bringing bankers In more intimat
touch with the actual problems
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
AWFUL RULING BY JUDGE

In Los Angeles a man has been
sent to jail for two years because he
swore falsely to the age of bride.
If the judges ruling is not reversed
no telling what will happen. June is
coming and half the honeymoons
will be spent in jail.
But let us try to see the bright
side. of everything. Spending the
honeymoon in Jail is fine training
for just sitting around home, as
many of the last June couples are
doing now. .......
| ! o.. CAT NEWS
"A cat in Waco, Tex, has six toes
on both front teeth, and she has
some kittens that have six toes on
their front feet. With all these
claws none of them will need more
than four or five lives.
WEDDINGS !
A Detroit man sold his wife for q
! dollar and they arrested him. Lots
! of things are going for less than
cost.
BOOZE NEWS ".
| In Kentucky, moonshlner TRAINED
his dogs to warn him. They may
have been hot dogs, but we tnlnr
they were rum hounds.
AUTO NOTES
The cost Of living may be reduced
some day, but the chances are re
duced every day.
FINANCES
4 Wouldn't it be great if money cir
culated as fast as rumors?
CHURCH NOTES
People who go to church are sci
dom the ones who need it most.
MUSIC NOTES
There can't be any harmony wit
! everybody trying to do a solo.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
AGRICULTURE

More than ten millions OF on.
people are actively engaged in ag-
riculture. They comprise 26.3 per
cent of all persons over ten years
of age engaged in gainful occu-
patton. Our farms represent more
than one-fourth Of our total ma.
tional wealth. The value of our
farm products in a single year Is
40 per cent OF that OF our manu-.
featured products-and the latter
include many finished items which
left the farm as raw material.
Thirt,.one per cent Of all our ex.
ports in 1921, in terms Of value.
were food products OF the FARM
Walter w. Head. President Amer.
lean Bankers Association.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
SUICIDES

The Save-a-Lfe-League is increasing it's membership
RAPIDLY It was founded eight years ago by Harry
Marsh Warren In he urged people, who intended
to commit suicide to write visit him first Gradually
clearing house for misery built up League members
keep their eyes open for unfortunate in weched situations
that might tempt them to take their lives.
Twelve thousand Americans commit suicide year. DR.
Warren saws he finds that promise to think it until
tomorrow usually gives the respondent grip life
This is true Of nearly all situations that hopeless al
the time Wait and Think
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
OHIO METAL WORKER A VICTIM

OHIO METAL WORKER A VICTIM
Ray S. Ball, Huron, Ohio, was a
victim of coughs and colds. Both
he and his sister suffered with them,
but found speedy relief through
the use of FOLEY'S HONEY AND
TAR COMPOUND, the old favorite
cough remedy. He writes: II have
found FOLEY'S HONEY AND TAR
COMPOUND most excellent remedy
for coughs and colds. Ny sister had
severe cold and cough year ago
and found speedy relief in FOLEY S
HONEY AND TAR COMPOUNDy
Adv
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
EDITORIAL REVIEW

Comments reproduced IN this
column may or may not expross
are pnesented here in order that
our readers may have both sides
of important issues which are
being discussed In the press OF
the day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
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tend show. You may pick your
after-work hours to be up and on the
go.
But, take all these things of living.
Ada them up as part OF life; they re
a full-fledged combination OF real
happiness and strife. Then, consider:
is it living? Reconsder-am |
right, when ! say no man has lived
until he's kissed child goodnight
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, lncD
CHECKERS
1t is not uncommon to see checkers
of black pearls in large sizes, or pink
Roman pearls with earrings to
match. They are frankly artificial
hut that makes no difference-they
are chic.
There are 6l8 colleges and univer.
sites in the United States.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
A THOUGHT

The tongue is little member and
boasteth great things. Behold, how
great matter a little fire kindleth.
Has. 3:5.
Where Boosting ends, there dignity
begins.-Young.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17

Value of school property in the
United States is $2,4O9,719,12O.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17
GuardYour Mouth

Let WRIGLEY'S be the 4.
guardian of your mouth and
throat.
1t will combat trouble of
various kinds. 1t helps to keep
the teeth free from food par
ticles that ferrnent and cause
decay.
1t has an antiseptic effect. It re-
lieves acid mouth and thus not
only prevents harm to the teeth,
but serves to sweeten the stomach.
1T stimulates digestion and helps to
prevent the forming of gas that
causes dyspepsia.
Read from a widely known medi-
cal work:
aChewins gum aidsftooth nutrition
: and the cleansing action is def
mite beneft-it prevents dyspepsia.
Good chewing gum is excellent for
bad digestion.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-17

Lightning is so contrary. In Can
ada, it went to the trouble of strik.
ing twice in the same place.
The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-10-03
EMME reviews
VICTORIES Won
AT CONVENTION
Machinists Are Against
Heresy-Hunting

j. F. Emme, member of the
workers Party, candidate for
congress in the fourth congress
sionaI district of ST. Paul, Mimi,
on the Farmer-Labor Party
ticket, who was a delegate to
the convention of the Interna-
tionaI Association of Machinists
just ended in Detroit, declared
10 the DAILY WORKER that
the "B. & O." plan put over on
the convention by President
William n. Johnston is an aid
to the employers.
''The b. & o. plan, which
must now be submitted to a
referendum vote of the ma
chinists, overlooks the fact that
the interests of the employers
and the workers are directly
opposed" Emme told the
DAILY WORKER as he passed
thru Chicago
proposed Expulsion TIT.
"Altho the left wing moves for
amalgamation were defeated and La
Toilette was indorsed," Emme de-
clared, 1.-THE machinists' convention
overwhelmingly voted to table a mo-
ton aiming to expel Workers Party
and Trade Union Educational League
members. | vigorously opposed this
resolution pointing out that Johnston
wished to automatically expel men for
political beliefs without even inquiring
into the individual merits of their
cases."
Emme declared the "B and o. plan
to be nothing short of sell-out of the
membership of the union by the re-
dictionary leadership to the employers
of the machinists.
Emme in Congressional Race.
Emme, who is running against Os.
car Kellar, Coolidge republican, and
Dan w. Lawlor, corporation lawyer
running on the democratic ticket, de-
clared that the Thompson-o'Connor
machine. which controls both republi.
can and democratic candidates, has
sent out the word to unite on Kellar
against the Farmer-Labor party.
President Johnston and secretary
treasurer Dawson, have returned to
Washington, where they have issued
a statement declaring themselves
pleased that the plan Of cooperation
with the management of the railroad
companies" passed the convention.