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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1924-05-30

DR. Peery's Dead Shot, is powerful but
safe One dose will expei Worms or Tape.
worm: no castor oil needed. Adv.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03
WILL NOT GIVE ANSWER
 UNTIL DEMOCRATS DECIDE
i.aIolleiie Decides io Keen His Peace Pending Nomination ny
 Other Party

Washington, July a,-FenstaF La- Toilette intends ta held his peace with reference 10 his plans to run for president until democratic cans didate has heen selected in New York it was said today by group of his supporters who held d conference here,
 The Cleveland convention which Is to name him will meet tomorrow hut it was suggested here that it might mark time, if necessary to await the Wisconsin senator's pronounce ment, which will he first made when it is received in Cleveland,
 A committee representing organi- zatihns endeaVoring to bring out tho ticket with Senator I.aFollette at its head will receive at q private gather ing in the senator's home il scaled copy of the message which he will transmit 10 the convention,
 Senator I.aifollettes supporters here were said to be anxious that he be nominated at Cleveland tomorrow but this course, ii was added. might bo upset by the senators desire to hold off until completion of the democratic program,
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03
Southern Methodists Are
 Debating Merger Policies

ehaiianooga, Tenna July s--Dslez galss to the extraordinary general conference Of the southern Methar dist church today faced further ds- hate on the legality of the meeting which Was called to determine whether the plan of unifiestion with The northern branch of the church should he submitted to the annual conferences for their approval or Fez ieeiien, A growing number of dele gates believe the conference is ilr legal, At adjournment last night a resolution proposing substitute special general conference next May was being debated, Adoption autas matieally would force sine die adr iournment for under the rules eanr siderati0n of the unihnatian proposal is the only business that can he transacted, Ths rules permit uns limited discussion interrupted only hy the noon recess and overnight rec cess and there was no indication as ta how long the argument would he
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03
Horse Startles Natives
 With Arch Street Dash

A horse attached to delivery wagon belonging to Larson X Root, owners Of a grocery store at the corner of Arch stret and Kensngton avenne, became frightened on Arch street this noon shortly after l2 o'clock and raced madly down the street scattering pedestrians and autoists all along the line. The animal came to the turn at the foot of Arch street and barely missed swinging the wagon behind him into jitney which was approach ing the corner of Shuttle Meadow avenue. The horse turned the corner and was brought to stop about a half mile down Kensington avenue. No damage was done.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03
STOPS SEARCH FOR OIL.
Standard af California Has spent
 si,s00,0 900 in the Philippines,

Ry The Associated Press,
 Manila, July 3,-fhe Richmond Petroleum company, subsidiary of the Standard oil company of califor- mia. after spending si.h00.0 .000 search ing for oil deposits on inc Bondog Peninsula, in the Province of Tny- ahas, has announced its decision to discontinue drilling activities in the Philippine Islands for the present.
 All the eompany's drilling equip ment will he dlsmnntlcd and stored In Manila until needed for further drilling.
 Tho announcement says that fl Is possible that further geological studies may show that oil exists in commercial quantities in other parts of these islands and adds that while the drilling at Bondog showed slight indications Of petroleum and natural gas. no commercial quantities of oil were encountered.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03
FOR CHILD LABOR

Atlanta, Ga, July.--By a vote of S4 to O, the Atlanta senate today adopted house resolution for the rejection of the Federal Child Labor amend ment.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03

More than 1i6.0G6 Germans left their native land 10 liye abroad last year. contrastcd to the 5,23o who let Germany in 1919.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03
WILLIAM 5. GOLDIHWAITE
 GOES TO CAMBRIDGE, MASS.
Prominent Insurance Man Transferred ta larger iield-is President 0f Lions Glub,

William F, GOldthwsile, for ihe past four years district manager of the New Britain branch Of the Metropeli- ton Insurance O., and three Of those years district manager of the Rristal branch as well, will leave this city next week for Cambridge, Mass, where he will become manager of the district in that city,
 Mir Goldthwaite has been in the ln- suranee business for the past sa years, He first started in North Adams, Mass, and has been district manager in Pitlsheld, Mass, Woburn, Mass, T0rrington, Conn, and Fall River Mass, He came here four years ago 10 raarganize the New Britain and Bristol districts and having completed the work, now goes on 10 better position,
 During his four years in New Brit ain Mir, Goldthwaite has been active in community enterprises. He is the president ofthe Lions club, was presi- dent last year of the Central Junior high school Parents and Teachers as- sociatlon, is a member of the Chamber of Commerce, steward in Trinity Methodist church and major in the Red army of ENerymun's Bible Class,
 He is q member Of Mystic lodge, \. r. and A. M,. Of Pittsiield; Cyrus Chapter, R. A, M,, Of Torrington; Fall River Council, R, and S. M,, Of Fall River, Mass; Godfrey dc Bouillion command0ry K IT. of Fall River and Aziz Grotto, NJ. O. V r. F. R., Of New Britain,
 He will be succeeded here by John Maxwell. One year ago the Bristol dis trict was divorced from the New Brit ain district and now is in charge Of T. H. Mitchell. This will not change.
 Mr. Goldthwaite will take over his new position July 1e. His office will be at 6S9 Massachusetts avenue.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03
HOPE IN THIRD PARTY
Thousands of Teachers Cheer as pr. Baglcy Urges Support if it Carries Plank on Education.

Washington, July S.--All teachers and educators of the country were urged yesterday by Dr. William C.. Bagley, of the Teachers College of Columbia University, to support the third party ticket if its platform carries adequate consideration for education.
 Before the general assembly of the National Education Association Dr.. Bagley vigorously denounced the re- publican and democratic parties for their failure to recognize the business of the educator. His remarks were greeted with storm of applause from the several thousand delegates.
 'Scant consideration which both of the political parties have given to education in their platforms should be the signal on our part for a posi- tive and aggressive stand" he said.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03

A child born today has an ex- pectar@. of 12 years more of life than his grandfather.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03
|LAfOLLETTE MAY
 LEAD INDEPENDENTS
Wisconsin Senator Will Head Or
 gauiZaliOn III He Is Wanted'

Cleveland, July G,-lnless all pres- eni signs fail, ihe conference for lrn' gressAe Political Action, which meets here July { and a, IS expected 10 name Rohsrl M, lafalleite for nresi' dent nn lhird party independent
 iokot. these behind lhe organization believe,
 The Wisconsin senator has an- naunrnd his willingness 10 Income a candidate nm a third party ticket 'if he is wanted"
 "Iho convention af the conference has been given impetus hy inc fail' are af congress t0 enact farm and railroad Legislation" said 4 statement issued by the capfrrfneo bureau, ad- ding that "a nes flood of requests for credentials hate been received from organizations of farmers and labor" More than score of groups chiefly hrotherhnods and union labor, some time ago had indicated they would be represented.
 The convention was called by inc adoption of resolution s the com vcn,ion Of inc conference meeting in NJ, lsnlllS fnhrnhfN ls,
 The resolution specified a eonven- lion of "wnrkors, farmers and nro- grossives." II added that the cons vcniion "shnll ho for the purpose of taking action on inc nomination Of candidates for tho office of president and vice president Of tho United States. and on other questions that may come up." Delegates represent ing an states attended the St. Louis meeting.
 Friends of Senator Lafollcttn hero say he docs not expect 10 he elected president. The most the leaders of tho conference expect is 10 carry from six to II northwestern states, having 52 to sO electoral votes, All things being favorable. they look to the cleo ton of the next president in the house of representatives.
 His supporters here figure la Toilette will carry six states. Ws"6n- sin, Minnesota, Iowa. North and South Dakota and Montana. Five oth- CTS listed as possibilities are Nebraska, Wyoming, Washington, Idaho and Colorado.
 The conference for several weeks has been building up an organization with which to make itself q political power.
 That power" said spokesman, was first demonstrated in the elec- tion of 1922, when the so-called radi- cal group of senators. Wheeler in Montana, Howell in Nebraska Dill in Washington. Frazier in Nort>, Dakota and Shipstead in Minnesota, was elelt- cd.
 'The writing of the LaFollette plat fern presents no difficulties. It has already been written. made public at the republican national convention in when the Wisconsin dele gation failed in an attempt to have 1t and with few changes will be ready for presentation 10 the cousry as the platform Of the new third party"
 William H. Johnston Of Washington, president of the International Asso clation of Machinists, has been made chairman of the conference and War ron & Stone. of Cleveland, president of the Brotherhood of Locom otive Engineers. vice. president.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03
TO MAKE OUTING PLANS

There will be meeting of the com mittee on the city outing at 445 o'clock today. The committee is mak- ing plans to make the outing, which of the best ever held. The party will leave here at P o'clock on that day and will go to Momauguin where they will be treated to an entertainment consisting of athletics, musical num- befs and a shore dinner.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03

Gertrude Bollcrer and Betty Smith of this city will leave tonght for Ocean Beach where they will remain over the Fourth.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03
Would Run Jitney Bus
 West fO Jerome Street

The Public Utilities Commission will hold 4 hearing next Wednesday morn ing at city hall in the petition of Will liam Allen and other for franchise to operate a iitney bus from the center of this city 10 Jerome street. The petitioner will he represented hy Att torney r. R. 1Iungerford. Among those who will urge favorable action on the application will he Mayor A. NJ. Pa OOpsSa.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03
srEs FOR ENCROACHMENr

In tho action of Samuel Greenstein against Mario CianCi. both of this city. Repnty Sheriff Martin II. HorHitz at tached property Of the defendant on North strcet today. The action is for sl gn0 damages and in the complaint thc plaintin all ges that tn edcfendant has cncroacltcd upon his property on Taicnti street by throwing refuse dirt, and stones upon il. The papers are returna hue in the scity court the sec ond Monday of July.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03
Personals

Johr Casale of Maple street who has been in a law. office in New York since February, returned home today to remain over the holidays.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03

Andrew kupccz, employed at the Corbin Cabinet Lock division of the American Hardware Corporation vii leave tonight with friends to spend the Fourth and the weekend at Momau- guin,
New Britain herald., 1924-07-03

Mir and Mrs. Leo Socket of this city will spend the weekend in Springfield, Mass.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05
SIMPLICITY

Most Of the work Of the world
Is being done by people who
grade less than lncrcnsrDoc-
tor White.)
For years WE'VE Rugged de1usions
/; that.
The matter under each mans hat
Determined just how. useful he
Could be In the community.
For long we've thought that
brainy guys
Just ran the world. ana that the
wise
Were better far than simple gents
Whose thoughts were worth but
thirty cents.
But now we're told the moron s.
The bird who does the wide
worlds biz,
And soon they win gold medals
give
For splitting beans-sure a. you
live!
All hail the boob with empty
bean!
All hail his sweet moronic queeni
For Simple Simon's head Of bone
at last has come into its ownI
The Washington times., 1924-07-05
CONSOLATION
PRIZES

When you forgot to put the
prayer book on the living room
table when the parson visits YOU
it might have been worse II. you
had left the cocktaIf shaker there
which you used the night before.
If the seeds In your garden
don't como up perhaps the weeds
won't come UP either.
The golfer who can do the
course In less than eighty strokes
can't get very much exercise out
Of playing.
II your neighbor got the FIN
Islands on the radio last evening
be comforted He coudn't have
understood what they were say
ing.
When the moving man busted
all the dishes consider how Il
might have been the poker chips
he busted.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05
Alp AR MEETS.
FOR DOGS, !.

TytfE real estate business Isl
so good in. Los Angeles
that people can now rent
furnished dog houses Tor their
e dogs,
n your airdale doesn't like his
present home you can lease an.
apartment for him il some other
neighborhood, .f,4
One highly pedigreed Chow has
. kennel with hot and cold rum
ming soup in every room.
His home has a large sleeping
porch across the front where he
can bark at strangers without
\ getting out of bed.
This Chow also has his own
police dog for night Waterman.
Some Of these kennels are so
strict that they won't rent an
apartment to your dog II he has
any puppies. s
The master has to sign the
lease. They won't take your dogs
word. nm, a
!. IS Not only that, but your dog has
ito have references from three or
four other dogs in the neighbor-
hood. ~. ,.. ..s4s
Then If they do rent him a
kennel he's not allowed to bark
after lip. an. ,, i ts'.-s
And as long as you pay the
Sary for him to howl on the first
Of the month.
And under no circumstances is
he allowed to bite the real estate
agent without. permission.
One woman was so good to her
dog that she rented q luxuciously
furnished kennel for him ami let
him open a charge account at all
the stores. .
He now orders all his own meat
and vegetables. "ss.-;.
as< He has personal dog.biscuits
with his name engraved on them.
He's a very good tenent and
never whines, but a dog with all
these comforts has nothing to cry
. about. I:
u \ One female dog has such won
derful pedigree that she got
/. very ritxy. She expected the
dog catcher to tip his hat to
her.
She even bit the icenian be
cause he. came to the front door
! In his shirt sleeves.
One man. went home the other
day and saw. what q beautiful
place his wife had fixed for her
] pet, The Pomeranian had; every
J luxury in the world and was
fixed SO comfortably that ne went
to court about It ana got the
judges permission to change places
with the dog. s ~ sste
:.(copyrisht.' 1924, by King Features
fSyndteates 1nc.1
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

4SASAAA-yy -ANeaA DAAey0
looks like tramping-cn.
evolution movement.
Geography as two political con-
ventions see 1t. Washington,
D. c. Department Of Coolidge);
washington. d. G.. Democrats
Coning).
A dispatch says that the Paris
telephone system ID recognized
as the worst in the world. We
are too staunch an American -
let such a championship claim 80
unchallenged.
Suggested slogan for the Lucy
Stone League: '.TIowss tho
missus7"
At least the pedestrian has j
chance on . race track The
traffic only goes one way.
A weIl-painted woman Is more
appreciated than . Rembrandt.
That man wants little here below
Are words chock fun OF bull.
Man wants his liquor prizes low.
And wants his cellar fun.
A mouth organ champion was
picked in New York. It's the
parents Of the boy, who deserve
the prize.
The way the average head Of
the family recites grace at the
supper table It sounds like a
blessing in disguise.
From past experience It doesn't
look as IL the new World Court
would be ready for the Davis
Cup tennis matches.
II We could harness all the
mosquito power in America We
could disband our army and navy.
. There's nothing 80 uncivil -
a civil war. v
Style Note. -
The college boy wears baggx
pants,
re 4 X
Thanks to the modern Zap.
Shed spoil the neatest kind II
crease
BY sitting I'm his lap.
Probably the only reason they
haven't put ~ tax on fresh air
is that there Isn't any air LETT
free from gasoline fumes.
The ten ml1iionth Ford has
been manufactured. Wen soon
be using 'em for ash trays.
It's O. funny animal that when
he hears a radio weather report
from a citynone thousand miles
away feels IT'S a great victory.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

Yes, ma'am, I'll fix that leak
ing pipe for you Just as soon as
can get around to it,"
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

A mouth organ champion was
picked in New York. It's the
parents Of the boy who deserve
the prize.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

When you've been to church
all morning and get home where
you can take off your new shoes.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

When Pa took you to the Zoo
and, let you feed the elephant
peanuts. ,s
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

That man wants little here below
Are words chock full OF bull
Man wants his liquor prizes low.
And wants his cellar fun.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

II didn't sleep a, WINK last
The Washington times., 1924-07-05
LOSE BIZ ISSFUE
4. !. MOMENTS

When sister went on a diet
and gave you all the boxes, OF
candy that her beaux sent to
/ her. -
i The day you washed your hair
and not a soul called.
When the white hen presented
yous with eleven baby chicks.
/: Il When your son. licked a boy
twice his size.
when Mother /. decided, you
didn't have any talent and, let
you stop taking music lessons !,
when you were tucked snug
and comfy in your bed while, the
rain battered down on the tin
roof. ~. s.4 t.e
When you've been to church
]. all morning and get home where
you can take off your new shoes,
When Pa took you to the Zoo
and, let you feed the elephant
peanuts. ~,
When you had a little cold
and the neighbors sent over. q
quart Of pre-war rye. u
That time you wrote out your
first check.
- %
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

When your son. licked boy
twice his size. .
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

A weIl-painted woman Is more
appreciated than . Rembrandt.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

When the white hen presented
yous with eleven baby chicks.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

! "As ! teu john, /. had rather
. not go anywhere if can't afford
the best places. ~ aEt.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

The way the average head Of
the family recites grace at the
supper table It sounds like a
blessing in disguise.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

From past experience It doesn't
look as il the new World Court
would be ready for the Davis
Cup tennis matches.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

When Mother decided you
didn't have any talent and let
you stop taking music Lessons
The Washington times., 1924-07-05
THE WORLD WE
LIVE In
BY Dave Sentner.

TyFIIS new monkey skin shoe
looks like i tramping-cn.
evolution movement.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05
LOOSE TALK
, Have a swig Of this and you'll
feel like q two-year-old."

a I1HV0 - 2W4B Oh LnlS ana you'll
feel like q twoyear-old."
'sThe reason we don't, have a
maid is that 1T is really 80 much
) fun cooking
+ Eyes, ma'am, ri fix that leak
ing pipe for you Just as soon as
can get around to it."
T didn't sleep. a. wink last
t',1
/. ''As / tell John, i. had rather
not go anywhere IL can't afford
/ the best Places;
!. II don't know whether this Is
good news or bad news, Mr..
Brown, but we are cutting down
expenses and we'll have to let
You go next Saturday. AS
matter OF fact, yours too, good a
man to be wasting your time
!. around here. You shout be in
business for yourself or some
thing"
( II amt afraid oe dyin anv
I time,s not me. If / passed outer
the pitcher the very next minute
a5A wouldn't mind bit--not a BIT"
mo more playing the stock
market for me. They took me
Tor atride, but they'll never do IL
mo more to this baby"
5. Every time try to get YOU
over the telephone your lines
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

At least the pedestrian has j
chance on . race track The
traffic only goes one way.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

Every time try to get you
over 1.-The telephone your lines
busy
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

When you had a little cold
and the neighbors sent over q
quart Of pre-war rye, !, ,s
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

The day you washed your hair
Z. and notea soul called. ~ ~
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

Suggested slogan for the Lucy
Stone League: ..EIowss ths
missus7"
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

# We could harness all the
mosquito power in America We
could disband our army and navy.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

That time you wrote out your
first check.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

This Chow also has his own
police dog for night Waterman.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

The ten n1iRiionth Ford has
been manufactured. Wen soon
be using 'ern for ash trays.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

It's o funny animal that when
he hears a radio weather report
from a cityeone thousand miles
away feels MS a great victory.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

Probably the only reason they
haven't put . tax on fresh air
is. that thers Isn't any air Lent
free from gasoline fumes.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

His home has a large sleeping
porch across the front whore he
can bark at .strangets without
] getting out of bed.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

There's nothing 20 uncivil IS
a civil war.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

One highly pedigreed Chow has
. kennel with hot and cold rum
ming soup in every room.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

A dispatch says that the Paris
telephone system il recognized
as the worst in the world. We
are too staunch an American 70
let such championship claim %
unchallenged.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

Geography a. two political con-
yentions see It: Washington.
d. G. Department Of Coolidge);
washington, d. G.. Democrats
Coming).
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

He's a very good tenent and
never witness, but a dog with all
these comforts has nothing to cry
!. about " -. -.
The Washington times., 1924-07-05

j One female dog has such q won
derful pedigree that she got
very ritzy. She expected the
dog catcher to tip, his hat to
her,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-09-24
Seifert Had Accident.

J. G. Seifert, manager of the
Eagle River Produce Company re
ceived a wet plunge into mud
hole yesterday afternoon while
driving from his home west of
town to the village with several
cans of cream. When near the
McGibney home on highway TO-
the wheels of his car locked in
some manner causing the car to
turn turtle into ditch filled with
water. Mr. Seifert was knocked
out for short time, but luckily
when he fell from the overturning
car landed partly on dry ground
The car was entirely submerged
when the wrecker lifted it out.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1924-09-24

FOR SALE Jeffrey passenger
car; just overhauled and painted;
excellent condition. Enquire 0. c.
Walsted, Phone lat Eagle River.
17-3t