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NOTHING
BUT THE
JUNE DANGERS MAY BE AVOIDED

JUNE DANGERS MAY BE AVOIDED
A Huntington (Ind.) man gave his
wife some truth serum. And he gave
us an idea for leap year victims. If
you don't need the help pass it along
to someone who does. June is COM
ing.
A man could give truth serum to a
girl chasing him. Then she would
say. IF you get away from me
will be an old maid. You are my
last chance, that is the only reason
want YOU
A British woman writer says wom-
en- cant understand men. She calls
men the mysterious sex Well, men
do act foolish. Some men are so
crazy they think they understand
women.
FARM NEWS
Hay is cheap this winter, but Wei
bet. straw hats and breakfast food
will be as high as ever this spring.
HEALTH HINTS
Following the crowd will always
get you there after the crowd.
MUSIC NOTES
Chicago singer is in Jail for steal
ing instead of for singing.
LEAP YEAR NEWS
Faint heart never won fair lady,
but leap year has.
HOME HELPS
A Los Angeles bandit was caught
in st. Louis showing man is al =
ways safer in his home town.
MARRIAGES
New York artist left his wife and
ran away with a model, which is no
way to get model wife.
PHONE NEWS
There were only four telephones in
Chicago AZ years ago, now there are
100000. The things spread worse
than ants in the sugar or weeds in
a garden and nothing can stop the
evil.
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~ LNTTRE DE
THE. TWINS
~ nJvr ROBERTS BARTON

Along came fiddler on his way
to the fair. A jolly fiddler was he,
but oh, he was as big as lighthouse.
and his fiddle was as big as boat.
He played as he went and his big
bow scraped the strings at a furious
rate. The sun was hot and the road
OF Beanstalk Land was dusty, and
the jolly fiddler got very thirsty.
I'll just leave my good fiddle un-
der a tree" he said, land hunt a
spring of nice, clean water. Then
can eat my slice of bread and
cheese and take short nap. III
play all the better for it when /
reach the fair"
So he laid down his fiddle. and
went OFF into the woods to hunt
spring, but no sooner had he gone
than along came Nancy and Nick as
happy as two little birds just out of
a cage.
"What's this thing?' said Nancy
curlously, as she spied the fiddle.
The two of them walked all around
1T and finally crawled up on top and
looked down the hole.
II know declared Nick. ats a
fiddle, and one of the Beanstalk
Giants has left it here. With that
ne touched one of the strings. ling!
1t went with a singing noise, but al
though it was only a little noise for
a giant, 1t was great big noise for
Nancy and Nick.
Lets play tune!' cried Nancy.
You pull one string and I'll pull
another and see if we can't make
some music"
SO they began, and although it
wasn't much music there was great
zeal of sound.
Suddenly the fiddler, who was at
hat minute taking drink ont of
leaf cup, held up his head and
listened. What was that he heard ? /
t sounded like fiddle! His fiddle,
IA! Some rascal had come along /
md picked it up!
Without a word he rushed through
ne woods to the place where he
lad left his fiddle.
And what sight met his aston.
shed eyes-a little boy and pirY NO
igger than his thumb, pulling awav
t the strings for dear life!
"Ho, no, hot Ha, ha, ha! Ho. bo,r
e roared with merriment. 9TH. !.
funny world! When l. sesintos the !.
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SAYS EVE WAS 119 FEET TALL

Eve in the Garden of Eden 9 feet TALL according to
NJ Henrions estimate He expert on giantism I'm
fortunately he left detailed records showing how he fig
ured the thing out.
There giants in those days"
Northern France once had named Gavant repatod
to be ~ feet tall He is NEUROLOGICAL character Bnt
there must have been actual basis to the myth Maybe
you have seen Gayant's statue in Douai.
Antwerp claims Antigonius of it's ancient residents
was 40 feet tall Cog and Magog who errorzad the south
western coast of England have statues in London showing
them towering Ia feet above the ground
Ancient Egypt had the other extreme-a dwarf named
Pheas so small that he had heavy lead shoes to
keep the wind from blowing him away
Strenuous Jeffery" Hudson, son of a huge ENGLISH
butcher at Oakham only foot and half tall He was
served IN pie at dinner given to King Charles Later
ne became a cavalry captain and fought two duels
All these giants and dwarfs of course were excentions
1t is phenomenal how nature sandarzes u.s. makes us so
much alike in physique with the giant or dwarf rare ex
ceptOn
Nature adapts bodies to our environments
us physically to make us fit in most efficiency the
everyday life of the civilization in which we live Life has
changed IN the last few centuries and people It has
recently been demonstrated by measuring armor that people
4OO years ago were smaller than Of today.
Natures alterations of her human bepnts take place
only over long periods of time But gradually she apps to
in underground rivers which no eyes Similarly the
giraffe got it's neck heightened could nbbe the more
nourshlng leaves at the tops of trees.
People SUI years from undoubtedly will be lot diff
ferent than people today Nature will change their bodies to
fit their environments and mode of life THEY'LL nrobahlv
to heads since mechanical progress tending to make
strong limbs unnecessary.
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thave behaved with the utmost 10y
atty and generosity. Jane Ogle
thorpe would have been quite tusti
fed in never speaking to me again
and / have violated the most ga,
cred traditions Of the others. But
1t has not made the least differ
ence. Besides. I must keepa them
up to the mark. have their prom.
Use to form q committee for the
children OF Austria"
well, that's that. Well marry
two months from today. I can fin.
ish my play in that time. and I
won't wait day longer"
VERY well. met Marian
Lawrence the other day. I'm told
you were expected to marry her at
one time. She is very beautiful
and has more subtlety than most
American women. Why didn't
you"
Because she wasn't you. I sup.
pose. Did she stick q little be-
5eweled gold pin into your"
only with her eyes. She made
me feel quite the age had left be.
hind me in Vienna" And then she
asked irresistibly, do you think
you would have fallen in love with
me. after much longer and better
opportunity to know me, il you'll
we had met in Vienna before that !,
time?" =
mo, I should not. What a ques-
ton! I should have loved you in
one way as do now-with that
part OF NE that worships you. But
men are men. and never win be
This time she did laugh. and un.
til tears were in her eyes. "Oh,
Lee! No wonder fell in love with
you. Any other maxwell, /
couldn't have loved you. My soul
was too old" And then her eyes
widened as she stared before her.
'Perhaps-"
He sprang to his feet and pulled
her, up from her chair. "None of
that. None Of that. And now I do
want to kiss you"
And as Mary Zattiany never did
anything by halves she was COM
pletely happy. and completely
young.
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EDITORIAL REVIEW

Comments reproduced in this
column may or may not express
are presented here in order that
our readers may have both sides
or important issues which Are
being discussed in the press Of
the day.
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For Fashions Sake

u didn't know you we're q
huntress, Marjorie!"
I'm not. Good gracious! I
wouldn't kill anything Tor the
y world ord. This beastly gun goes with
le costume. Life.
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SEEK MAIL ROUTE

Soviet Russia plans soon to be-
gin the mining and production of
radium.
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He left her at ten o'clock. and
the next morning rose at seven
and went to work at once on his
play. He chose the one that had
the greatest emotional possibth.
ties. Cora Dwight had told him
that he must learn to "externalize
his emotions" and he felt that
here was, the supreme opportunity.
Never would he have more turgid.
pent-up, tearing emotions to get
rid OF than now. He wrote until !,
one o'clock. then, after lunch and
two hours on his column, went
out and took long walk: but
lighter OF heart than since he FAD
met Mary Zattiany. He also 70
fected with no little satisfaction
that when writing on the play he
had barely thought OF her. All
the fire in him had flown to his
head and transported him to an.
other plane: he wondered Il ANY
woman, save in brief moments,
could rival the ecstasy of mental
creation. That rotten spot in the
brain, dislocation Of particles, what.
ever it was that enabled a few
men to do what the countless mil.
lions never dreamed Of attempting.
or attempt only to fail. was.
through it's very abnormality. pro.
ductive of higher and more sus.
tanned delight, more complete an.
limitation Of prosaic life, than any
mere function bestowed on all men
alike. 1t might bring suffering, dis.
appointment, modification. even
despair fr its train. but the agita.
ti0n Of that uncharted tract in the
brain compensated for any revenge
mat nature. through her by-prod.
uct' human nature. might visit on
those who departed from her be.
loved formulate.
e, Nevertheless. and before, hts
walk was finished and he had "a.
turned home to dress for dinner
with her. the play was on orc
plane and he on another, visioniry =
himself alone with her in the Aus.
;rian agapemone. And cursine tho
nterminable weeks between. He
mathematical himself for consent.
ng to the delay. and vowed she'd
lad her own way for the last tina
he foresaw many not unagreeable
ussles OF will. She was far too
accustomed to having. her own
way. Well, 80 was he.
For two weeks he left his rooms :
My to walk. or dine or spend an !
lour with her In the afternoon
'hen she was alone. He reballed
ess than he had expected. II he
ould not have her wholly. thu las.
le saw Of her the better
Dinners. luncheons. theatre mar.
les. receptions, were being given
or her not only by her old friend.
who seemed to her to grow mora
numerous daily but by their
aughters and by many Others vh.,
aade up for lack Of tradition b.
nat admirable, sense of, regimes,
'hich makes fashionable societv IN
,merica such waste of eflcienc1
nd force. And whether the young,
: women privately hated her o,
al rallen victims to that lannon's
narm was Of little public conse
uence. It was as II she had an
cared In their midst. waved
;eptre and announced: III am ths
lsnion: Always have been the
own"
Ito Be Continued)
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Pictures Inc Watch the Frank
Lloyd with cornne Griffith az Countess zattIany.
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Il must .go,p she said abruptly. .
have already stayed too long" II
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MANDAN NEWS
VERDICT FOR BANK

A'ei IHifty hours dellDeratlOn the
jury in the case of the Grafton Ma.
tlonal Bank VS.. Frank Haider, brouph,
IN an unanimous verdict in favor of
the plaintiff institution. The suit
was one of thirteen instituted by the
company to collect on notes given nv
various individuals in purchase of
stock in the Northwestern Oil COM
pany. The notes; part Of a large
number in the possession of Col. !.
n. frame were taken as collateral
by the Grafton National bank for a
loan aggregating $4,000. The North
western Oil company went bankrupt
and the bank is suing to collect.
TO N. p. HOSPITAL
Louis Larson left recently for an
examination at the Northern Pacific
hospital at st. Paul where he spent
seven months last year receiving
treatment.
PASTOR is ILL
Rev. W. R. Thatcher of the Meth
odist church is confined to his home
at the Methodist parsonage suffer
ing from slight partial PARALYSIS of
the muscles of his face following a
slight stroke. Rev. Thatcher has
been suffering from a high blood
pressure for some time and during
the past few weeks had suffered
with severe cold and a ejaundice
attack, but despite this continued to
overwork and exert himself in con-
nection with the present evangelistic
meetings. Attending physicians de-
clare he should speedily recover but
prescribed abs olute rest and quiet
for an indefinite period.
SEEK MAIL ROUTE
An endeavor to establish ANEW
rural mail route out of Mandan was
started this week and so far the
men in charge of the solicitation
along the proposed route have met
with some success. 49, a
The route would extend from Man
dan straight west to point a few
miles this side of Sweet Briar and .
turn south for several miles reach f,
ing the Flasher road about Is miles
out, then back to Mandan over the |
Flasher road.
The territory covered by this route |
IS we'll settled and has been lacking /
he mail service that it deserves. Az
number of farmers living on the
route are responsible for the first
steps in this new service.
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MEMORY OF FATHER

Captain Stuyvesant Peabody the deceased coal
magnae of Chicago, in memory of his father pays the ex
penses of making movie film showing miners the latest in
mine rescue and first aid methods Uncle Sam will help
circulate this film to miners in the leading coal fields
AS memorial this film is thousand years in advance
OF the customary tombstone the dead could speak, they'd
say: take the money and spend it any good cause"
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Read Tribune Want Ads.
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TOMORROW Leslie continues tn,
letter-While Jack is away.
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SHORTAGE OF DOCTORS

shortage of young DOCTORS nternes at hos
pitas is becoming acute This didn't strike us as startling
until read that there $3.50 hospitals in the country
with 1885, 600 beds.
Including people who stage their illness at home at least
half million Americans must be laid up all the time with
various mades Probably threefourths of this illness is
due to incorrect vngack of exercise fresh air and
improper diet
s. Two armed robbed New York fur store Not
long ago women only cried for fur coats
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-10-03
sTATEMENT OWNERSHIP. MANAGEMENT. CIRCULATION

STATEMENT OWNERSHIP, MANAGEMENT CIRCULATION
ETC. REQUIRED by THE ACT or CONGRESS
AUGUST -. 1919
The Seattle Star published daily Sunday at Seattle WASH for
october 1924,
state OF Washington County King
following his knowledge belief
ceunuon Of the aforesaid publication the date shown the
above caption required by tho 1919 embodied
ton 42 Postal Laws Regulations printed
to-wit
publisher
Seattle Wash Managing Editor Ray w FELTON, Seattle Wash office
Manager Il, w. Webster Seattle. Wash.
corporation It's and the and addresses
chester Ohio; The e. W. Cincinnati. Ohio
sSsss other eaids or there @ n
vnndcook minor child Leonardo Xtwood
Diego Calf Dtty Seattle wash Desuth San Diego Calf
Calf L. r. sohol Cincinnati Ohio t. Murphy Oakland Calf
That TIC two paragephs next above giving The names Of the
the but the stoekhoder holder
acting given that the said
tho books trustees hold
indirect the said
od distributed hroush the mails otherwise paid subscribers
information s required from daily publications. onlyl
October 1874
(SEAL0
tMy commission expires January rs, 1890
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CINEMASUCCESS
ON THE ROAD
"Ten Commandments" Com.
ing as a Road Show

William Roddy. business manager
Of tho Ten Commandments" screen
version. says that the feature photo
which comes 70 tho Metropolitan
soon. Is ono Of the few cinema pro-
auctions which n making a success
handled a. n road show.
Roddy brought The Covered
Wagon" 20 Seattle a year ago and
also took !, turnout the country. The
Wagon" equipment has been stored
I'm San Francisco. after having com.
pletcd a successful and profitable
tour. Rodiy Eays
Tho Ten Commandments n even
more OF a spectacle than The Gov.
cred wagon. according 20 the votcr,
an advance man. II blends tho mys.
terry and romance Of tho dim past
with everyday problems oi the goth
century. showing that human nature
since Moses led Tho tribes Of Israel
out OF the wilderness. down 90 Tho
present. has changed mighty little In
basic traits.
The show viii hhve tho same or
ehestrp which won such favor with
Tho Covered Wagon. and viii have
It's special music. too.
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You can make ironwork rust proof
BY heating u until Il Is almost red
hot and then brushing over with
linasni on.
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WILL BEGIN ny"
SUNDAY CLUB
Doris Trio 10 Open goth Year
for Organization

Sunday az y. m. the opening
number OF tho twentieth year % the
Seattle Y. 81 C. A. Sunday club Tor
men viii bc given BY The Doris Trio.
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BACK TO CHINA
CaptiyeS Of Two Years Ago
Returning to Missions

Or. c. p. FhbcrE and Rev. An.
ton Lundson. with their families
VIII spend a few days in Seattle.
October 4.s. cnroute 10 China.
These men were held captive for
several months By Chinese bandits
two years uRo. After hard trials
they were released and sent back
TO their respective mission stations.
Friberg and Lundccn have been
home on their furioughs after 10
years service In the province OF
Hoonnn. China
a missionary rally win be held
next Sunday at . p. m. at the
Green Lake Lutheran church. Ia.
tona and woodlawn ayes. al which
the men will speak.
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Need Phone Girl
at Vet Hospital

Seattle persons who have had at
least one years experience az opera.
tors on a large exchange or two
years. experience IN branch ox-
change are invited TO enter the com
potitive federal civil service examina-
ton at Tacoma. October 90. for Junior
operator at the U. S. Veterans hospi-
tai No. 81. Mt American Lake. The
entrance Baalry r. 1920 a year
Applicants. between is and 60. In
elusive. may obtain further informa-
ton al room 207. Postoffice building.
Seattle.
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Women's Exhibit
Is Great Success

NEW YORK. Oct. 3.--More than
$50 Result Booths" showing how
women have demonstrated their
earning ability In almost as many
different ways. furnished inspiration
TO a procession OF visitors at the Wo-
mems Activity exhibit held at the
Hotel Commodore 10 days ago. The
wide range OF achievement covered in
the display and the message which II
conveys is suggested In the words OF
President Coolidge in letter express
sing interest in the League OF Bust.
ness and Professional Women. which.
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A SURE WAY TO
END CONSTIPATION

woll-known specialist recently
snid that constipation is eongssted
condition which affects not only The
llver. but the kidneys too. Ordinary
lASatiyes merely flush. and do not
touel this organic condition. but IL
has been known FOR years that a
remarkable oil. compound in Hol-
land. goes direct 20 tho congcstsd
liver and kidneys. tones them up,
and quickly restores normal action
without the use OF weakening
salts or harsh drugs. SO II not
merely cleans and purlfies. but sets
tho entire system right again. Don't
waste Time with mere temporary
fluHhes. Ask for Red Mlli HARLEM
oil. In taHtsless capsules 25c and
hve. Sold and guaranteed by Owl
Drug Co.--AdycrtiHemont.
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no said. has been conducted along
Thoroughly practical and yet broadly
ideaiIstic lines"
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holder. win furnish the music a. the
social hour preceding. and Miss Isn.
belle Colmnn. daughter Of Laurence
Colmnn, viii sing a soprano roio.
Following tho seven Bible discus.
sion classes tho friendship supper
speaker will be Dean Howard 7.
LOWS, ~ the college Of business nd.
ministniion. University OF Wash.
lng,on. on business Efficiency"
IL II. Vivian will lead all MAS
singing OF the meetings.
The ~" Sunday club II free 10 ali
men. who are cordially Invited.
a. w. McDougall. chairman Of the
social committee. has arranged the
programs for tho year.
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for some business conversation"
Hedwig Hirsohbaek, Berlin writer.
thus demands Of men IN taking UP
the battle against the proverbial in
considerateness OF Europeans and
especially Germans toward the fair
sex.
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Tries kellogg's Bran restores health
after z years Of intense suffering

Mr.. Firth writes that he suffered
for IL years from constipation ant
his friend for 10 years. total Of
% years suffering permanently re
licved by KelloSg'a Bran, cooked
and krumbled.
Gentlemen,
For IL years had been troabied
with indigestion caused mostly By
constipation. Untn sbou. a year
ago. ] would suffer from to 20
weeks at time.
happened TO see your Rrumbicd
Bran In store. purchased a pack
age and 20, almost immediate re-
lief. j am still eating the Krumbled
Bran every day.
The mos. wonderful results OBJ
tained with your Krumblcd Bran
VIII now relate. A gentleman
who has been taking medicine for
about 10 year, for constipation
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n lycoun httrac.
ton composed o.
oliver Burkhart.
Aifss Helen Har
pcr and Miss
blanche Friend
They win give a
program consist
ms Of whistlinE.
dramhtica claaai.
cal numbers and
musical readings
Frank g. Bay.
Icy Will give a
short talk
Tho y ~ ca.
orchestra. under
the leadership 81
Ua,mnnd uurtt
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Accuses Europeans
of Being Impolite

BERLIN. OCT. 9.--"Remain seated
In the subway or train II you can't
help Il. but. please. rise quicker when
a lady Is waiting In your anteroom
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oouh not End anythinr 10 give him
relief. Three weeks ago advised
him 20 try Krumbled Bran, as
had told him wha, wonderful results
i had gotten from Il. The gentle
man In question purchased box.
and he told me that for the frst
time In ten years he Is regular
without taking medicine.
Yours for success.
William Firth. Jr.. Sc volan ST.
Merch.ntvillc. n. J.
Eaten regularly, Kellogg's Bran is
guaranteed TO relieve the most chronic
case Of constipation, or your grocer
returns your money. Eat two table
spoonfuls daily-in chronic cases, with
every meal. The flavor is delicious.
Try it in the recipes on every package.
Made in Battle Greek. Sold by Ill
groeers. Advertisement
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The Century Plant

The belief that the century plant
blooms every 100 years Is myth, &C
cording to Pathfinder Magazine. The
Towering of this interesting plant de-
ponds upon the climate and raPdity
of growth. In warm climates such
as Mexico and Central America, the
original home Of the century plants,
they grow rapidly and usually bloom
about the seventh Of eighth year, sell
dom later than the twelfth. In colder
climates the period before bloom is
much longer. Some authorities say
that In hot houses 80 to 100 years may
elapse before the plant flowers, a fact
which probably gave rise to the CEN
fury myth from which the plant gets
Its popular name. After Towering the
century plant dies down to the ground.
However, new plants arise from lat
eral buds.