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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-09-18
First publication Sept. IL, 1924.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

NOTICE TO CREDITORS,
KENOSHA COUNTY COURT
IN PROBATE.
In the mater of the will of Lawrence j.
Newbury, deceased. A
Notice is hereby given that the claims and
demands of all persons against Lawrence j.
Newbury, deceased late of the town of Bas-
sets, in said county of Kenosha, will be
examined and adjusted by the County Court
said court to be holden at the County Court
room in the city Of Kenosha, in and for said
county, on the first Tuesday Of March, A.
y I'VE, az yen elocK f. IN n o. Sd2s Gay
first Tuesday of February, A. d. 1925, is the
time allowed and limited for creditors of
said Lawrence J. Newbury, deceased, to
present their claims for examination and
allowance.
Dated at Kenosha, the 9Th day Of Sep
TENDER, A. D. 1924.
By the Court,
ROBERT v. BAKER,
(W-26) County Judge.
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First publication July, 81, 1924.

SUMMONS.
STATE OF CoNsIN-CIRCUIT COURT
--KENoSHA COUNTY.
Frederick v. MCGUIRE, also known as Fred
V. Mcguire, and Louise K. Mcguire, his
wife and David Mcclure, plaintiffs, VS..
Agnes Mcclure, also known as Agnes Susan
ma Mcclure, also known as Agnes s. Nc
CURE, Agnes S. Mcclure, as executrix of
also known as Jane E. Mcclure, Francis
Mcclure, Archibald Mcclure, also known as
Archibald d. f. Mcguire, Francis MCGUIRE,
also known as Frances D. Mcguire, Florence
Mary Mcguire, also known as Florence Mary
Mcguire, Florence Crushingham, Viola Crush
inghanl, Alice Montgomery and Lucy Harms,
and all of the unknown husbands or widow
ers wives or widows, heirs at law. legal
representatives, if any, of Francis Mcclure,
Archibald MCGUIRE, also known as Archibald
d. F. Mcguire, Francis Mcclure, also known
as Frances D. Mcguire, Florence Crushing
ham, Viola Crushingham, Alice Montgomery
and Lucy Harms. and all other persons
claiming by, through or under said named
defendants any or either of them, either
as heirs at law, legal representatives, widow
ers, widows, devisees or otherwise. their
names being unknown to the plaintiffs, and
their interests, if any, in the real estate
which is the subject of this action being un:
known to the plaintiffs, and, generally, all
whom it may concern, defendants.
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN to the said
defendants
You are hereby summoned to appear with
in twenty days after service of this sum-
mons, exclusive Of the day of service, and
defend the above entitled action in the court
aforesaid and in case of your failure so to
do. Judgment will be rendered against you
according to the demand of the complaint,
of which a copy is herewith served upon you.
ALFRED L, DRURY,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
P o. Address: 210 Market St., Kenosha,
Kenosha County, Wisconsin.
The summons and verified complaint in the
above entitled action are on file in the Office
of the Clerk of the Circuit Court for Keno
sha County. Wisconsin. (W-22)
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the highway department a part of a
political machine.
we pledge our party to economy,
simplifcation of our state government,
reduction of taxation, conservation of
the natural beauties of Wisconsin,
home rule for cities andsa reforesta-
tion policy scientifically administered.
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First publication Sept. IL. 1924.
NOTICE OF HEARING.

STATE OF WISCONSIN, COURT
-KENOSHA COUNTY.
In re guardianship of Anna E. Worthing-
ton, Helen M Worthington, James S. Worth
ington, Clara Worthington, Ruth Z. Worth
ington and Alice Worthington, minors.
You are hereby notified that at the Octo-
Der term of the County Court Of Kenosha
County, to be held in the Court House in
the city and county of Kenosha, Wisconsin,
on the first Tuesday of October, A. D. 1924,
at ten o'clock in the forenoon of that day
or as soon thereafter as counsel can be
heard the court will sit upon the petition
of James A. Worthington, for tine appoint
ment Of himself IS guardian of the minors
above named at which time and place ali
persons interested may be heard.
Dated September 10, 1924.
By the Court,
ROBERT ". BAKER,
County Judge,
(w-25) Kenosha County Wisconsin.
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First publication Sept. 4. 1924.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

KENOSHA COUNTY COURT
IN PROBATE.
In the matter of the last will and tesla.
ment of Zelia Bougneit, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the claims and
demands of all persons against leila Bong
nett, deceased, late of the city of Kenosha
in said county of Kenosha, will be examined
and adjusted by the County Court of Keno
sha county at the regular terms of said
court to be holden at the County Court room
ty, on the first Tuesday of February, A. d.
1925, at ten o'clock A. M. of that day: also
that the time until and including the first
Tuesday of January, A. D. 1925. is the time
allowed and limited for creditors of said
Celia Bougneit, deceased, to present their
claims for examination and allowance.
Dated at Kenosha, the goth day of August,
A. D. 1924
BY the Court, 81
ROBERT v. BAKER.
County Judge.
JAMES E. FULLY,
for Ec4o Of .
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-09-18
First publication Sept. IL, 1924.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
KENOSIA COUNTY COURT
IN PROBATE.
In the matter Of the estate of Heinrich
Langenbach, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the claims and
demands of all persons against Heinrich Ian.
genbach; deceased, late of the city of Keno
sha, in said county of Kenosha, will be Elk
amined and adjusted by the County Court of
Kenosha county at the regular terms of
room in the city of Kenosha, in and for said
county on the first Tuesday of March, A. D,
1926; at ten o'clock A. M. of that day
also that the time until and including the
first Tuesday of February, A. D. 1925, is the
time allowed and limited for creditors of
said Heinrich Langenbach, deceased, to pre-
lowanee.
Dated at Kenosha, the 4th day of Sep
TENDER, A. D. 1924.
BY the Court,
ROBERT v. BAKER,
(W-26) County Judge.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-09-18

First publication Sept 18, 1924
IN COUNTY COURT-KENOSHA COUN-
TY, WISCONSIN.
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL ESTATE.
In re estate of GustOf Erickson, deceased.
Notice is hereby given, that by virtue and
in pursuance of an order of license made
in said matter by said court on the 9th day
of September. 1924, the undersigned, Minnie
c. Erickson, executrix of the estate of GUS
tof Erickson, deceased. will, on the 18th day
of October. 1924, at the hour of ten o'clock
A. M, at the front entrance of the Court
House in the city of Kenosha, in said coun-
ty, offer for sale. and sell at public auction,
the following described lands, situated in
the city and county of Kenosha, state of
Wisconsin, to-wit:
The south Is feet of lot number 90, and
the north 16 feet of lot number 80, of The
Kenosha Realty Company's First Addition
to the city of Kenosha, state of Wisconsin,
as per plat thereof now in the Office of the
Register of Deeds in and for the county of
Kenosha, in the state of Wisconsin, and
lying and being in the northeast quarter of
section l. in town l north, of range % east,
in the city of Kenosha, in the county of
Kenosha and state of Wisconsin, known as
number 462 Charles Street.
Terms and conditions will be made known
at time and place of sale.
Dated, Kenosha, Wis, September II, 1924.
MINNIE Q. ERICKSON, I.
Exscutrix.
FRANK S. SYMMONDS,l
Attorney for Estate. (W-26)
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-09-18
First publication August 81, 1924.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
KENoSHA COUNTY COURT
IN PROBATE.
In the matter of the last will and testa-
ment of Peter Trejnowski, also known as
Peter Treinowski, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the claims and
demands of all persons against Peter Trej-
nowski, also known as Peter Treinowski
deceased late of the city of Kenosha, in
said county of Kenosha, will be examined
and adjusted by the County Court of Keno.
sha county at the regular terms of said
court to be holden at the county court room
in the city of Kenossha, in and for, said
county, on the first Tuesday of March, A.
D. 1925, at ten o'clock A. M. of that day !
also that the time until and. including the
first Tuesday Of, February, A. d. 1925, is
the time allowed and limited for creditors
of said Peter Trejnowski, also known. as
Peter Treinowski, deceased, to present their
claims for examination and allowance.
Dated at Kenosha, the 18th day of August
A. d. 1924.
BY the Court,
ROBERT v. BAKER,
County Judge.
ALFRED L. DRURY,
Attorney for Executrix.
210 Market ST., Kenosha, Wis. (W-2S)
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First publication Sept. 10, 1924.
NOTICE OF TAX SALE.
Reimbursement.

heduNeFLlsemtIlL.
Notice is hereby given that the resale of
the following described property will be held
Tuesday, October IA, 1924, at ten O'Clock A.
M at the office of the County Treasurer in
the Court House in the City of Kenosha.
Given under my hand and at my office in
the City Of Kenosha this 18th day of Sep
TENDER, 1924.
T. S. SCOTT,
County Treasurer.
1922 Tax Sale-Error in Lot Number.
TOWN OF SOMERS.
Bonnyhame First Subdivision.
Joseph NJ Jacobs-Lot 7, blk 20, Sec SO.
T 2, 22-S401S. Interest to be COM
nuted from June a. 1924 kW-26I
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Paris-The inter4Allied high COM
mission has adopted measures to
abolish the Franco-Belgisn customs
barrier along the Rhine and for the
enforcement of the German revenue
regulations beginning September 21.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-09-18
KENNEDY

THREE-TUBE RECEIVING SET; IN
BEAUTIFUL WALNUT CABINET;
COMPLETE WITH TUBES, AERIAL.
HEAD PHONES, BATTERIES, ETC.
FOR 500. LOUD SPEAKER EXTRA
IF DESIRED. YOU CAN GET ANY
STATION IN THE COUNTRY ON
THIS OUTFIT. WRITE BOX 1910
CARE OF KENoSEf. NEWS.
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First publication Sept. Is, 1924.
SIMMONS.

SUMMONS.
STATE OF WISCONSIN
COURT-KENOSHA COUNTY.
Sophus P. Miller, plaintiff. vs.. Leo Fraser,
defendant.
THE STATE OF VI .SCONSIN to the said
defendant:
You are hereby summoned to appear with
in twenty days after service of this sum-
mons, exclusive of the day of service,
and defend the above entitled action in
the court aforesaid, and IN case of your
failure so 10 do. Judgment will be rendered
against you according to the demand of
the complaint.
HIGGINS & HIGGINS,
Plaintiffs Attorneys.
P. o. Address 800 Orpheum Bldg, Kenosha,
Kenosha County, Wis. (W-29l
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

CATTLE Receipts II 600; weighty fat
steer market practically at standstill; few
early bids unevenly lower; liberal supply
1850 to 1400-lb. averages in fresh receipts !;
early top heavyweight steers 11.25; some
strictly choice yearlings- bid 11.30; numer-
Gus loads yearlings 10.00-10.T5; several
loads HOO; bulk veal calves 1o.50-11.50, few
to outsiders at Ills.
SHEEP-24,000; slow; early sales of fat
lambs around steady; sorting moderate !:
early bulkk natives 13.0o-13.25: few to city
butchers 1910; choice Idahos 1910: some
held higher. fat ewes 4.75-6.50; feeding
lambs 1900 to 1925.
HOGS-1S, 900; very slow; mostly 10 low
err light light and killing pigs dull, fully 25
off; big packers inactive; narrow demand !;
top 1910; bulk good and choice $50 to 230-
pound averages 1910 to 1890; desirable $50
to 350-pound butchers largely BIS to 10.5 !;
majority better lao to 150-pound selection
$50 to 9.85; bulk packing sows 1888. 90 !;
desirable weighty SLAUGHTER pigs 8.75-9.25.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-09-18
WANT AID COLUMN

NURSING Young women. study nursing
and prepare yourself for the most useful
and satisfying profession open to women.
Kenosha Hospital School Of Nursing. Ke-
nosha, Wis.
COMPETENT MAID = For general house
work Write, giving name and address,
for interview, to Box H-s21 care Of NeT-R.
Good home and good wages
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-09-18

New York City-Mrs. Arabella D.
Huntington, wife of Henry G. Hunt
ington of Alabama, well known book
collector, died.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-09-18

LAUNDRY FOR SALE-Doing a profitable
business in hustling nearby city. Address
H. Kirk White Oconomowoc, Wis.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-09-18
First publication August 81, 1924.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
KENOSHA COUNTY COURT
IN PROBATE
In the matter of the estate of Albert
Notice is hereby given that the claims and
demands of all persons against Albert
Schultz, deceased, late of the town of Pleas
ant Prairie, in said county of Kenosha, will
be examined and adjusted by the County
Court of Kenosha county at the regular
terms of said court to be holden at the
County Court room, in the city of Kenosha,
in and for said county, on the first Tuesday
M of that day also that the time until and
including the first Tuesday of January A.
D. 1925, is the time allowed and limited for
creditors of said Albert Schultz, deceased.
allowance.
Dated at Kenosha the 10Th day of August,
BY the Court,
ROBERT v. BAKER,
County Judge.
ARTHUR B. AMES,
Attorney for the Executor. (W-23)
First publication Aug. IA, 1924.
SUMMONS.
STATE OF ONSIN-MUNICTPAL
COURT-KENOSHA COUNTY.
Loretta Moshcow. plaintiff VS.. Eli Mosh-
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN. to the said
defendant:
You are hereby summoned to appear with
in twenty days after the service of this
summons, exclusive of the day of service,
and defend the above entitled action in the
court aforesaid, and in case of your failure
so to do, Judgment will be rendered against
you according to the demand of the com
plant, of which a copy is herewith served
EDWARD ]. RUETz,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
(W-24) Kenosha, Wis.
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CHICAGO ~ PRODUCE

CHICAGO - PRODUCE
BUTTER-Lower receipts 6,269 tubs
creamery extras 3712 standards 35% ex-
ira firsts $685. firsts 1904; seconds
320321a.
CHFFSE-Unchanged
EGGS-Unchanged receipts 1920 cases.
POULTRY-Lower fowls 17@25; springs
%. ROSTERS 16.
OTATOES-Minnesota sacked early
Ohios 125M1.35; sacked round whites 1.30
M130; Wisconsin bulk round whites LOO
@1.25; Kansas and Missouri sacked Irish
cobblers 110G1 So
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-09-18
/ NEW YORK STOCK MARKET

NEW YORK CITY-Rapid advances in
high priced stocks gave further stimulus
to speculative activities in the early deal
ings. General Electric mounted Ia points
General Baking End American Tobacco
2 So. American Can, National and Amer
lean Tobacco B with gains of more than a
point each led an upward movement in
other industrial specialties which included
Ccngoleum, Colorado Fuel, Air Reduction
and Savage Arms. Foreign exchanges OPEN
ed higher.
tablished by more than a dozen issues. Call
money renewed at 2 per cent.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1924-09-18

MINNEAPOLIS FLOUR AND BRAN
FLOUR-Unchanged shipments 51,E17
barrels.
2400@245o.
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First publication Sept 1S, 1924
IN COUNTY CoURT-KENOSHA CoUN-
TY, WISCONSIN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03

Some men and women take an
active interest in every organiza.
ton except their own home.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03
KARMA
HOW TIL" HELPS
SORE, TIRED FEET

Goodbye, sore feet. burning feet.
swollen feet. sweaty feet, smelling
feet, tired feet.
Goodbye, corns, callouses, bun.
ions and raw spots. No more shoe
tightness, no more limping with
pain or drawing up your face in
agony. "Tiz" is magical, acts right
off. "Tiz" draws out all the poison.
Gus exudations which puff up the
feet. Use "Tiz" and forget your
foot misery. All! how comfortable
your feet feel. Get box of "Tiz"
now at any drug or department
store. Don't suffer. Have good
feet. glad feet. feet that never
A years foot comfort guaranteed
for a few cents.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03

"Oh, say, dear, my heart was
set on going to Palm Beach, and
Am awfully sorry you can't at
FORD to go. But we're not like
the other new rich who desert
their friends. told my husband,
that If you can't go with me I'm
more than eager to give up the
trip and stay here in the North
20 keep you company"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03

No, we weren't born in a wood
shed, but father took us there
often.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03

Most eyes are dreamy if You
see them late enough.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03
SPEECHES YOU
| NEVER HEAR
By Nat N. Dorfman

YELL, the critics in this
" town are bigger boobs
V " than 1 thought. My
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03
CHESTER'S
CHUCKLES

OHAC0CCA We OVAA4sGAs
VKTANTED--An excuse for
bands staying .out late
w that will be believed.
1t takes more money. to get
engaged than to get married.
One careful bachelor this leap
year practices saying mo" to
every lady book agent he sees.
Most any flapper will take
flier in matrimony.
Ask and you shall receive
does not apply to kisses.
Kiss her first. then apologize
or take another, as the circum.
stances demand. =
Never sell a used car to a man
you wish to retain as your friend.
Many moths have starved this
winter trying to live on last
summers bathing suits.
Most eyes are dreamy if You
see them late enough.
No, we weren't born in a wood
shed, but father took us there
often.
The mistake of the bald man
with the heavy beard was not
one Of production, but one Of
distribution.
Some men and women take an
active interest in every organize.
ton except their own home.
A man may give his soul for a
woman and then lose her be-
cause he forgets to mail one of
her letters.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03

Yes, that tooth Of yours will
have to come out. It's in pretty
bad shape, and I'm terribly afraid
your jaw is going to swell up
whether it's pulled Immediately or
not. Win it hurt, my dear sir?
I'm so afraid Of the consequences
that I'm not going to handle the
Job. haven't the nerve nor the
experience to tackle anything
quite so dangerous"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03

<(WEYELL, the critics in this
" town are bigger boobs
V than 1 thought. My
play is far.fetched, unWholesome,
stupid and inept, and yet they are
raving about 1t in this mornings
papers just as if 1t were a Shake
epearean masterpiece. Despite
the fact that it Is clumsily con-
structed, they aver it is flawless
and is the great American drama
the country has been waiting for
these many years"
You say my uncle died in Aus
tralia and left a million dollars
to me? Well, he's the one gink
! hated most of all my relatives,
and I'll never forgive him for the
many insults he heaped on my
mother. No, I'm going to get re.
venge on him for all the suffer.
Ing and torture he's caused my
family by refusing to help them
In their hour Of need, and al
though l am but a fifteen dollar
a-week grocery clerk, with a wife
and three children to support,
j ami still man. Tell my uncle's
lawyer in Australia l don't want
the money, and il they insist on
sending it to me I'll throw it into
the ocean,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03

Many moths have starved this
winter trying to live on last
summers bathing suits.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03

The mistake of the bald man
with the heavy beard was not
one Of production, but one Of
distribution.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03

A man may give his soul for
woman and then lose her be-
cause he forgets to mail one Of
her letters.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-06-03

Yep. / just come back from a
fishing trip. Say, sure did have
a swell time. enjoyed every
bit of it,, What did 1 catch? Not
a blamed thing. The fish were
too crafty for me, that's all. Say,
you mightn't believe it, but
didn't get nibble in the entire
five days that 1 was away"
The Washington times., 1924-04-05
REPAIRS DELAY
GLOBEFL|ERS'
HOP-OFF
Pontoons Were Set Wrong on
FIagship-May Leave
Seattle Today.
BY International News Service.

SAND POINT AVIATION FIELD,
SEATTLE, Wash, April 5.-The
world flight was again delayed here
today by trouble on Major Martini
flagship, the Seattle.
One pOntoon seemed to be set
wrong, so that it threw heavy
spray into the propeller. The
Seattle was unable to get up enough
speed to take off.
The aviators began work on re.
pairs at once, all four planes re.
turning to their buoys. Major
Martin said he would attempt the
flight today if the pontoons could
be set right within the next hour.
1--WE are tired of delay" Major
Martin declared.
IF weather conditions are re
ported no worse between here and
Prince Rupert, our Canadian des
tination, we will make the start to-
day. l believe we could have
weathered the storm easily had we
gotten away yesterday"
Weather experts were busy gath
ering reports from north Of ne ny
wire and wireless Most of the re
ports told of rain. wind and snow.
The weather here was again calm
with the temperature registering AZ
degrees early this morning.
The Washington times., 1924-04-05
MAN
ACCUSED
BY GIRL
Tells Alexandria Police Her
Employer Companion Was
Guilty OF Assault.

Pretty May Ingram, twenty-five
years old, of Greenville, S. c., is
a very much disillusioned young
woman today.
Her faith in her fellow man has
been shattered. The flame of pity
for the misfortune of others, which
until today had burned with white
heat in her bosom, has been
smothered, until now only the
smoldering ashes remain.
Guide to Blind Man.
May stumbled into the headquar
tiers of the Alexandria police depart
ment and asked for "the man in
charge" and sobbed out story OF
betrayal which caused immediate &C
ton by the authorities.
According to Miss Ingram, she
was engaged as an attendant to s.
e. Beatty, blind man, who it is
said, halls from Ohio.
She was to get $50 a month fol
guiding the unfortunate man.
Beatty, the girl said, seemed to be
perfectly all right" to her until last
night, when they both were regis
tered at the Hotel HUMPHREYS, ir
Alexandria.
The couple occupied adjoining
rooms, the girl told the police. II
was while in the hotel that Beatty
the girl testified, attacked her.
Policeman Patrick Maloney wa:
assigned to the case. He arrested
Beatty. who is being held on ;
charge of assault. He will be giver
a hearing Monday.
The Washington times., 1924-04-05
Court in Dilemma to
Rule Which Woman
Is --latest Hussy."

CHICAGO, April 5.-Judge
Peter Schwaba made Solomon
look like a minor magistrate
when he decided a row between
two women as to which was
the fatter.
"She called me fat hussy,"
screamed Mrs. Carrie Nugent.
'fI did not call the fat hussy
a fat hussy," yelled Mrs. Anna
Kuhnert.
"She was hogging the three
washtubs in our apartment
when she was entitled to but
one"
"She called me fat hussy-
can you imagine a fat slob like
that calling anybody fat
hussy?" insisted Mrs. Nugent.
Bailiffs crowded in between
the women, Judge Schwaba
sighed heavily and then a great
inspiration came to him. "I'll
put the more slender of these
two ladies under $1,000 bond
to keep the peace" he decided,
and both of them broke the
furniture to sign the bonds.