Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1924-04-03
It's All in the
Game
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BY MORRIS SCHULTZ

"Trs the old one who sits in the third
row." said Leslie LEstrange, the
leading lady of the company. "Sixty
II he's day, and never takes his eyes
Off me. Imagine his sending a mash
note to respectable wife and mother.
Listen, Jim: i want to have a chat
with you. VIII you meet me at the
stage door and have a little dinner
tonightf And unsigned.
"Now don't get sore, Jim, darling"
she added to her husband. tits all In
the game. Wen have some fun out
OF this. I'll suggest Byronlco's for din
ner. and you be waiting there, and
Ill introduce you as my husband But
no roughhouse. / can't afford to figure
In the police news with Mr.. Carson,
that English manager, coming over
here to look things over and maybe
give me a swell job in London"
Jim was furiously indignant, but as
Leslie outlined her scheme he began
to see the amusing side Of 1t and
laughed. Finally he fell in with his
little wife's suggestions.
1 IL was aO WOhdCA luC OAO eChtANhhoh
was taken with Leslie. for she was as
pretty as a peach. Leslie and Jim were
| devoted to each other and their little
boy. Mash notes were not infrequent,
and until now Leslie had just laughed
and flung them away Now she meant
| to teach the old gentleman a lesson.
She hurried to her dressing-room as
soon as the play was over. 1t was no
difficult matter for Leslie to transform
her appearance without any too evil
dent aspect Of makeup. Under fritz
Fled red toupee, palpably dyed, she
added twenty years to her age. She
rouged her face, after inserting few
dozen wrinkles, and descended to the
stage door. wrinkled Old crone. to
meet her admirer.
| The old gentleman, waiting with
bouquet, was staggered at her appear
ance. Leslie looked at least fifty.
How do you dor she simpered.
MY, I was delighted to get your let
ter. 1t amt often the gentlemen write
to me now-rm thirty-nine, you know
but In the good old days-Oh, my,
you should have seen the letters I used
to get.
where are you going to take mer
she added. How about Byronico'sf
They do you fne there, and wen have
a loving little chat. Come along. old
dear"
Leslie pitied the old gentleman as,
clinging to his arm, she almost
dragged him toward a taxi The old
gentleman was better than she had
imagined. His horror at the company
of this rouged and painted thing with
the false hair was 80 manifest. New
ertheless, she soon had him hustled
into the tau. Then, seated beside
him, she slid her hand into his.
'T'm a very lovely disposition" she
confided. my. rye been thinking
about that letter you sent me ever
since II come Can you love trulyf
believe love should last for ever,
don't your
my Godl I" muttered the old gentle
man under his breath. This was
worse than anything he had ever I'M
aglned.
He tried to think Of some subterfuge
by which to make his escape. 1t was
simply impossible to be seen In Byroni-
co.'s with this painted nag. He would
be Inundated into the ground. And
while he was meditating the tad
stopped outside the famous restaurant.
Leslie, scanning the sidewalk with
an eager eye, caught sight Of Jim wait
ing. He recognized her and tipped
her the wink. Then his glance fell
on the old gentleman, and a queer en-
preston came over his face. He start
ed forward
Leslie, afraid that Jim's jealousy
had overcome him, and that he was
contemplating something rash, skipped
hastily out Of the taxi and moved
toward him to intercept him.
And that was the old gentleman's
cue. Rendered desperate by the pre-
dicament In which he found himself.
he turned to the driver.
"Drive me out Of herel" he whisp-
cred. 'Drive like the devil-any-
where, so long as you get me away"
II get you, boss," answered the
driver, grinning.
And the next instant the old gentle
man had slipped into the vehicle and
disappeared from the scene for ever.
Leslie, perceiving his maneuver,
went into peals Of helpless laughter.
ooh, Jim, JIM" she sobbed, ats
the funniest thing I've ever seen In
my life. His face-Oh, Lord, Jim, II
you could have scent Say, I've got to
get somewhere where can get rid OF
this makeup"
you laundering idiot" Jim was
growing.
"why-why, Jim, what's the mat
terri
"Matterf Don't you know who that
was? It wasn't a mash note at all.
That's Carson, the English manager,
and-you've lost your chance OF
London reputation, that's all"
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