The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-26

1T appears 10 me-" said cappy
Kicks ons day nj luncheon at tho
Bilgowatcr club, that there 10 most
excellent foundation for tho opinion
which Europeans entertain fer us
when they haven't got war on their
hands and nrc looking 20 uu 10 save
them or finance them"
Meaning what7" murmured j.
Augustus Hedell.
Meaning that az n nation VIC pro.
sent more and better evidence OF
feehle.mlndedncss than the inmates
OF a psychopathio ward. Consequent.
~ We arc tho happy hunting ground
for every European jacknas who isn't
permitted 20 bray In his own pasture
free gratis. while over here no do.
manda and receives money for Il.
I've just attended lecture by one,
and ! Wish 10 goodness our women
could govern this country for
while and give un relief from tho aapa
who arc so busily engaged In putting
us on tho toboggan."
''Womenf' almos, yelled Eddie
Smith. Why. only this morning I
read In the paper about dear old
lady who has been a congressman
from a Southern state She had been
defeated for reelection and was glad
OF H. She says politics Ia much too
dirty game for any ciean.mindod
woman 10 engage In. and she leaves
Washington without regret. Doesn't
that prove that women have no bust.
ness in politics7"
mo, Il doesn't. Eddie. It's only
additional proof that wo ought 10
have a congressional program every
few years. clean up our halls OF legis.
lation. and rive the women a chance"
Women have no sense OF equity"
Ulysses Grub declared THEY act
upon lntultion--they reason with
their hearts. not their heads"
EN- trust most women's intuition
further than most men'a alleged
brains, ~ for courage why. a
woman IN twice an courageous az a
man"
Prove IT, Eddie Smith challenged.
"A joalouR evil.tnmpored woman
kills the man who has lifted nor. and
when her case comes 70 trial her law.
yer PLEADS tho unwritten law. the
murdsress dresses effectively. weeps
all day aud n Jury OF IL poor men.
and untrue. ncquii her Eleven Of
these invertebrates and one woman
will win her enlargement and
new trial. while ~ women will send
her 20 the chair. In which contin.
gency nse TO know who gives the
best exhibit of headwork and oour.
aEc7"
"A woman'r place IL IN her home"
Eddie Smith declared dcggedly lie
was a bachelor; nobody but a crazy
woman would look twice al him. and
he lived In club with other ogres
OF his ser lie permitted that bro.
mida TO sink In and then demanded
OF cappy. what gets tho women on
your brain ,oday7"
The men" cappy replied prompt
~. "The women aren', press agent.
ing themselves. nrc thcy7 Who DO
you suppose worked up all the recent
10 do In the newspapers regarding
fiappers7 why. you'd think the mod.
ern young Eirl WINS spotted pup
with Hong tail appearing in a litter
Of black Cocker spanlelal What's the
biz idsaf Women haven't changed
hasieaiiy since the night Ralumo
asked Herod 10 keep hia. promise.
Neither have men. for that matter"
YOU'RE wrong. cappy." J. Augustus
Hrdell declared. THE women arc
miles ahead OF the procession"
Then that proves my claim that
they have tho men beaten q, head
work. Only the other day was read.
ing q book by one Of the most pro.
found psyeheasE..sts In the world. and
he declares that. baSlcaily. man
stands today where he stood 5000
years ago, A woman wouldn't stand
still that long; II she's ahead OF tho
procession now II Is only because shs
couldn't drag the boob man along
with her and. had 10 abandon him as
f1o,aam and jctsam. Eve had the
courage 10 cat the apple in defiance
Of orders Adam wanted 10 ent II.
but benz natural trimmer he per.
miitcd his natural leader and mental
superior TO cat FIRST 40 he could
blame her II anything happened.
Mr Smith grunted and subsidized.
The first blow for feminine freedom
was struck by women In thls coun.