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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-03-13
In ultimatura d 7. Rickard

Comision atletica aln no ha sdepu-
rado Ia verdad de estos cargos.
O'Rourke sostiene que .cuando Sc
celebro en- ell Polo Ground la lucha
de Dempsey v Fisoo. los especulado-
res vendieron tickets por vaior de
$1S5,OOO.
81 este llega probarse debida-
mente, Tex Rickard puede perder su
licencia. Desde luego que ell acusa-
dor es persona bien informada y to-
do parece indicar que a1n en- case
de que sus movies no sean precisa-
mente el cello por La obseryancia de
la ley, y la protection del plblico, el
popular empresario puede verse Sc
riamente comprometido. En- la Asam-
blea de Albany Sc esta estudiando
detenidamente este case los repre-
sentantes encargados de la investi-
gacion declaran que efectivamente
es impossible que los especuladores
pudieran haber logrado tan gran
captidad de tickets, menos que es-
tuvieran confabulados con el empire
sario.
Copiosa correspondence sigue lie.
gando diariamente a manos de los
Representatives. del Estado de New.
York para que pongan fin la se-
RE de abusos, que Sc vienen come
tiendo con el pIblico afcionado a los
deportes.
Este escandalo deportivo esta adj
quiriendo alarmantes proporciones y
los politicos, en- vista de las proxi-
mas elecciones estan procediendo con
gran circunspeccion, pues una modi-
ficaci6n radical en- los estatutos at
leticos del Estado podria ser. origen
de serio descontento entire los elec-
torres.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-03-13

4
"Massniello", overtura, d. F. E.
Anber. Orquesta.
Selection de la Opera .Traviata'' !,
Verdi. orquesta.
LA Enredadera' Canci6n Meji-
cana, e. Arvelo. cantado por la seno-
rita Josefna Moreno, con acompaiia-
miento de piano
Arizona Moon, Z vsls, e. Geor-
geoff. orquesta
Hot Roasted Peanuts, Fox-Trot,
Breau B Tobias. Orquesta
la Mistinguett Fox-Trot Espa-
mol, Costa q Adam 4 Cantado por la se-
horita Josefna Moreno con acompafa.
miento de piano.
Hungarian Dance No. 5, J. Brahms.
orquesta
Noticias e information general.
''Amar es vivir'', Danza, J. SAN
taella. orauesta.
Los ExplOradores Caraquefios', Pa
sO-Dobie EspahOl. Q. H. Romera. Or
questa.
y + s. S.
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ANUNCIODE SUBASIA
aoBIERNo Be RuERTo RICO
pEPARTAaENTo DEL INrERIos
Marco 10, 1924.

4 Mario 10, 1924.
Proposic!ones en pliegos cerrados pa
"a la adjudication en- piblica supasta
do las obras de construction do UNA
ESCUELA DE HORNIGoN DE SIZE
TE SAIoNEs en- yilialba, Puerto RI
co, cuyo presupuesto aprobado ascien-
de- Ia suna de vEMTIsEIS MIL
DoLAREs tse6'Ooo oo), Sc admitiran
esta oicina hasta las 900 p. M. del
dia 81 de mario, 1924, en- que Sc abri-
ran pdblicaments.
Todos los dates necesarios Sc daran
en- Ia ofcina del Arquitecto donde Sc
encuentran de manifesto los documen-
tos que han de regir en- el contrato, y
podran los licitadores recoger los pla-
nos y medelos de proposiciones que han
de presentar, mediapte ln dep6sito de
DEE DOLAREs (slo.OO) que seran
reembolsados ali ser devueltos dichos
documentos en- el piazo de veinte t2u)
dias despu6s de efectuada la subasta.
La administration SO reserva el de-
recho De rechazar cualquier todas las
proposiciones, y eide adjudicar el con-
trato bajo otras consideraciones que las
de precio solamente.
GUILERMO ESTEvES,
Comisionado. Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-03-13
AunHOmbreD6bi Cansado
y sin Amino Ie dieron
vINOl
Empleado de Hotel que recupera
su salud

shelbyville. Indiana, E. u. A-.eYo
estoy empleado en- un hotel me SEN
TIA acongojado, sin Amino nj vida para
hacer' mi trabajo, con Ia sangres esn-
pobrecida y la cara LENA de barros
Me debilite tanto que apenas podfa tra-
bajar. Despues de tomar muchos medf-
camentos sin resultado alguno mi dro-
guista me srecommend6 Vino7 v despuGs
de tomarlo algunas semanas me. siento
muy beneficiado, con fuerzasy saiud "
sin los. barros que tanto me mortifica-
ban."--Roy f. Bird. ~.
81 le faltan las fuerzas energIas
como LEI sucedi6 este senior tome Vinol
y Sc fortalecera. Este preparado con-
tiene peptonas de carne de hfgado
de bacalao, peptonatoS de hierro v
manganese glicerofosfatos, sustain
cias recomendadas por. la ciencia
medica por sus propiedades t6nicas.
No compre medicinas a ciegas,, pitia.
hoy mislno una botella de Vinol a su
farmaceutico vaya a 10 SECURE.
De venta en- las FarmacfaS Droguerfan
osslss ksi Co.. Basrlbniisiss Dstnlt mlsA &. "a,
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-03-13
la COMISION ATLETICA DEL
EsTADO DE NEW YORK, LIE HA
(. ENvIADO AL PROMOTER DE
e MADISON SQUARE GARDEN,
nss SU ULTIMATUM
Sc le dcatsd tambin de haberle en-
\. trcgndo esstrados por valor de
$1s5,00O en- Ia peleo Firpo-
Dempsey.

NEW YORK.--La Comisi6n At
letica del Estado de New York hs
preyenido al popular promoter Tex
Rickard que 81 mo elimina inmedia-
tamente a todos los expenditures
que trafcan la sombra benefca del
Madison Square Garden, perdera Ia
licencia de que disfruta para orga-
nizar encuentros pugilfsticos v de-
mas eyentos deportivos.
Esta amenaza de Ia Comisi6n atle-
tica le fue remitida al aludido pro-
motor al recibo de una carta de es-
te en- la cual aseguraba que en- la
noche del Is de febrero, dia en- que
Sc ,celebr6 Ia pelea Duane-Martin,
habia visto personalmente a nume-
rosos expenditures hacienda nego-
cios en- los alrededores del gimnasio.
Richard declare que 81 no proccdi6
al arresto de los mercachifles fue
porque temi6 que los tribunales des-
echaran luego sus acusaciones Sc
viera envuelto en- slitigios motivados
por arrestos ipjustifcados.
La Comisi6n le ha notifcado que
81 su carta ha de ser interpretada
como una confession de impotencia
para controlar el escandalo poner-
le coto, que ella Sc encargara de pro-
ceder mas radicalmente, segdn lie
aconsejen las circunstancias.
La misiva de, la Comisi6n dice IL
tcralniente asf, le acusamos recibo
de su carta de fecha IS del corrien-
to EN- la cual nos llama la atenci6n
sobre la. especulaci6n de tickets con
motive de la lucha celebrada en- el
gimnasio de Madison Square Gar
den en- la noche del 5 del mes en-
curse Y en- la cual nos asegura estas
dispuesto cooperar con nosotros en-
IA extirpaci6no de este abuse.
Con 5objeto de que no exista duda
alguna sobre el particular y Sc sepa'
qui6n es ell responsible de 10 que
ocurre, le hacennos saber que 81 lle-
ga q nuestro conocimiento que estos
hechos Sc repiten, revocaremos la Ii
cencia del aludido gimnasio. Ell OBJ
jctivo de su carta. no es otro qlle
declararsc incapaz para poner reme-
dio al NAL nosotros estamos dis
pnestos a cerrar las puertas de ese
centro deportivo mas bien que per-
nitir la perpetuacion del desordon.
Llamamos especialmente su aten-
ci6n sobre el articulo is de nuestros
reglamentos y lie prometemos que tan
pronto haga usted serios esfucrzos
para contrarrestar el NAL, esta Co
mission lie prestara todo .su apoyo.
Sabido es que el promoter O'Rour,
kei acusa a Tex Rickard,s de estar
en- combination con los especulado-
res que operan en- las proximidades
del Madison Square Garden, pero la
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BANCO TERRITORIAL Y AGRICo-
LA DE PUERTO RICO
sEcCIoN DE AHoRRos

Habiendose extraviado la libreta nl-
nero 1916, expedida por este Banco "a
nombre de JUAN cHARNEco, de San
Juan, Sc hace saber: que 81 pasados
treinta dias despues de la primera pu
blicaci6n de este anuncio sin que ter
cera persona Sc haya presentado re-
clamar su mejor derecho, Sc le expedira
una nueva libreta dejando sin valor la
original. SAN JUAN. p. r.. 10 de
MARIO de 1924. Ell secretario, p.
RoCAFoRT.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-03-13

Especial atenci6n al isvantamiento a.
pianos para el Banco Federal de ore
ditos Rurales, con 81 que ha estaao re-
lacionaao desas Que empez6 = funcio
mar en- r, =.
Ayuds desinteresada para que Ud
consiss su prsstamo u mayor breve
dad. evitandols gastos innecesarics.
No imporsa que I'D. no tenga dirsrc
Plaza Degstau No. 8, Ponce, Tsle
foRc s52 rois Advp
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P OF OS
Y m0niuras de B0mbas
L. ANTONSANTl
lngenierO
pNace
La Mujer. Moderna


Cultiva su belleza. Una fgura ele-
gante triunfa siempre. Conservar la f.
gura con lineas armonicas y simetri-
cas-, es 81 problems femenino.
ola cREMA MELTo''-es Ell valio-
SO auxi.iar de la Nujer gruesa.--- 81
quiere vd. rebajar una barbilla algo
pronunciada la yCREMA MELTo" lie
sera indispensable. Esta maravillosa
preparation rebaja la grasa, sin afec-
tar Ell ORGANISING. Un tratamiento ade-
cuado, Undo a frecuentes masajes con
la '.CREAIA MELTo, haran rebasarla
al peso que Sc desee. Ell martirio de
la obesa, ha llegado su termino.
Melto' esta a la venta en- la Porto
Rico Drug Co, El Paris Bazaar, Coma
leg Padin i Las Novedades. Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-03-13
coNCIERTo PoR RADIO
sPRoGRAMA !

que sera transmitido por la Estaci6n
Radiotelefonica WKAQ de la Ra-
dio Corporation de Puerto Rico de
q O. 1o:SO P. M, el viernes ia de
mario de 1924 en- san Juan de Pto.
Rico.
Evening star., 1924-03-12
Granite Chiffon Silk
Stockings, S1.0O

The most attractive, sheer chiffon
silk stocking that it is possible to
produce at such low price-these,
too, have the double-woven garter
blocks.
Evening star., 1924-03-12
Cloves
Hand in hand ,Uith
Spring Fashions

From time immemorial. when knight wore his
lady's glove in his helmet while he slew dragons.
gloves have been tremendously important. Now
prices, there's no reason at all why every smart
woman shouldn't have the smart glove for every
occasion.
Evening star., 1924-03-12
Pure Silk Hose
with Lisle Tops, 81. 90

For beauty, serviceability
and satisfaction, this Gran
ite Silk Stocking cannot be
excelled. With elastic, Isle
tops, extra strong heel, sole
and toe; the double-woven
garter blocks prevent need
less runs.
Evening star., 1924-03-12

To complement the
short-sleeved afternoon
frock-the Long Suede
Glove. reaching we'll up
over the elbow, is very
smart and very allur-
ing over the tea cups.
In beige or silver. 10
button length, $3.50.
Sketched.
Driving Gloves, with
fabric backs and kid
palms, have reinforced
finger tips, and assist
motorists in keeping a
firm grip on the wheel.
So pair. Sketched.
The hand of the golfer
is more e # ective
gloved in Chamois and
Capeskin. buttonil1g
with l button on the
back OF the hand-per-
forated to be perfectly
CO m f o r t a bic, So.
Sketched.
For morning wear. the
Washable White Doe
skin Biarritz, the COM
Portable, pull-on glove;
a genuine English in,-
port; 8 and II button
lengths, SETS and 81.
Sketched.
Evening star., 1924-03-12
Black, Brown, Cocoa
$3.50 yard
Black Satin Fashions a
Ne,U GirdIe-Brassiere
Silk Section, Second noor

The snartest girdle-bras-
siere that one could wear with
ones black satin street or al
ternoon frock combining
black satin and elastic. in
model which softly holds the
figure to the prevailing slender
lines. $3.50.
Corset Section, Third floor
Evening star., 1924-03-12

T an calf and fawn
suede combine in a
Smart Walking Pump,
cut out on the sides :.
the same model also
appears in patent
leather and gray; or
gray suede and gray
kid, $40.
women's Shoe Section.
Third hoor.
Evening star., 1924-03-12
OHM Granite Silk Stocking,
W6ok and x,ear 50 a'eN
Pure Silk

In Granite Silk Stockings only the finest grade
of pure silkworm silk are used Never has an
Granite Stocking been given artificial weight o
luster. They are shaped in the knitting to con
form to the natural shape-correct sizing of tn
feet is assured also.
Evening star., 1924-03-12
Pottery Vases Make
Beautiful Lamp Bases

The Pottery Section is show
ing some very distinctive and
decorative vases. we'll adapt
able to making beautiful lamp
bases-the colorings and
shapes offer a rather wide Sc
Evening star., 1924-03-12

orfu feather tucked in their hat bands.
We sketch several of the different styes-which one
may choose in an exceptionally wide variety of the
newest colors.
Black, Browns of all shades-Sand, Navy, Poudre
Blue, Rose, Greens, In variety-Quaker and lighter
Gray, Orange and the new Brickdust-F1ame and
Yellow.
The collection is import-and includes
Original Sports Models from Victor Jay, England
$3.50 to $35. a
Evening star., 1924-03-12
FRIZETTE

"a new pleated silk crepe, ex-
clusively here.
The present vogue for pleats
makes this new pleated silk
crepe entirely smart in its ap-
peal. 1t is so woven that it is
not only pleated. but soft and
supple, and its pleating makes
it adaptable not only for the
smartest frocks, but by using
it varied ways, as their trim
minors
Evening star., 1924-03-12

The younger set will wear Extremely Short Gloves
with fancy ruf1ed or flare cuff white is comm
into its own again and rivaling the smart blac
seen in Paris. $3.50 and 81. Sketched
And the New French Fabric Gloves, with smal
embroidered and two-toned short flare cuffs, ar
much in the favor of many smart women and m1sse
in mode beige, pongee, $1.75. Sketched.
Section, Ffst
Evening star., 1924-03-12
Such the English SportsWoman Wears
English Felt Hats
$50 and $40

The personal selection of buyer while in London
admirably suited with
of
lf I+ +=L haa
Evening star., 1924-03-12
Granite A1l-Silk
Stockings, $3.50

This Granite Stocking is all silk,
pure dye, made for service as we'll
as beauty-it has a sheen, luster
and richness that lovers of fine silk
hose will appreciate.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25
SUREST WAY TO SAVE

The coming legislature may save
the motor vehicle users of the state
good money if they will. To do so
they should leave the present license
tax alone and add to it a tax on gaso-
line to go into the good road fund.
Such a plan would provide the funds
needed to build and maintain the
roads of the state and the automobile
owners would be ahead real money to
boot. 1t has been pointed out that
the so-called license tax is not tax
at all, but only car expense the
same as a gasoline bill is. What is
the idea of having a car if one does
not have tires, gasoline to drive it and
good roads to travel over? One is as
necessary as the other if one is to
get any real enjoyment out of a car
as well as service. And where is the
economy of saving a little in license
taxes and then spending several times
that amount in extra upkeep costs
for your car and lower gasoline mile
age? 1t is a sort of Peter and Paul
proposition of putting money in one
pocket only to lose more from the
other one. Let's get politics out of
this good roads business and do the
things which will work for real
economy and the saving of real
money.-Tracy Headlight-Herald.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25

purpose, is as foolish as it would be
for man to try to- build home
without borrowing, but spending 9
dollar for few boards and a dollar
for quantity of nails as fast as he
could save his money.
Mr.. Bacock's report will show
that the state is spending money in
miserally way upon its trunk high.
ways. The state roads are carrying
four times as much traffic as all the
local roads, but nearly twice as much
is used on the by-ways, that
sustain one-fifth of the travel, as on
the highways that bear four-fifths OF
it. This is not an argument that the
100000 spent on the local road
is too much, but that the
$11,750,0O0 expended on trunk
highways is not enough.
The $19,730,000 is raised by gen.
eral taxes on everybody and from,
earnings of state resources and in
but the $11,75O,000 is
all contributed by the automobile
owners, aside from comparatively
small amount contributed by the fed
eral government.
The $40, 100000 bond issue is a
proper way and the only way to get
good roads, just as undertaking a
mortgage is the only way the ordin-
airy man can acqaire a home st.
Paul Pioneer Press.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25
PARAGRAPHS

Religion makes a poor shroud after
having been used as a cloak.
A lazy man always believes that a
thing Of duty is bore forever.
When woman wants to annoy her
husband she tells him that she is go
Ing to clean house.
When anything happens to mar
ried man his wife always remembers
that she told him so.
The small boy is apt to doubt the
wisdom of his parents when they tell
him what Is best for him.
A bachelor may have no excuse for
living, but a married man has to dig
up two or three excuses every week
Like father. like son." is the old
saying, but a girl may like the son
without having any use for the old
man.
If a man is troubled with indiges-
ton it is a waste of time to try to
convince him that the world is grow
ing better.-Chicago News.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25
GEMS OF THOUGHT

The curious questioning eye. that
plucks the heart of every mystery
Aellen' q fss.= =tt,:s.ts'y-,..
Chance is word void Of sense |;
nothing can exist without cause
Voltaire.
Envy always implies conscious in
feriority wherever it resides.-Pliny.
Bigotry murders religion to frighten
fools with her ghost.-ColtOn
All mems faces are true, whatsoever
their hands are.-Shakespeare.
The earth is natures mother, Is her
mb.-Shakespeare.
The hearts hushed secret in the soft
dark eye.-L. e. Landon.
A lovers eye will gaze an eagle
blind.-Shakespeare.
Speech is great, but silence is great
er.-Carlyle.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25
Minnesota Is Behind Other
States In Pavement Laying
Thirty Three of Forty-Eight States
Pave Larger Road Mileages in
1924 Government Reports

Minnesota is credited with an ex-
cellent general showing in federal
highway construction but dropped far
down in the paving list of states in
the 1924 report Of Thomas H. Mac
Donald, chief of the United States
Bureau of Public Roads. This gov
eminent department supervises all
highway improvement built with fed
eral aid and reports comparative high
way betterments in all states.
Although ranking second for COM
pleted mileage of highway improve
ment with federal aid, which is virtu-
ally all used on trunk routes of Bah
cock roads, Minnesota this year
dropped from fifteenth to thirty
fourth place in the new paving sum-
mary, 33 out of the 48 states having
paved larger mileages in 1924.
Highway construction was less ex-
pensive than in other years and Min
nesota demonstrated that road dollars
are made to go farther here, even un-
der the higher construction standards.
The average mile of federal aid high
way built in 1924 cost $13,423,
against $17,12O for all years given.
XuliiCoOId liillC SOoI III 1O6f w 40 PU,-
512 and averaged $1O,385 for all
years in the table.
Texas won first place with 3,161
miles of federal aid roads completed
to date; Minnesota was second with
2,310 miles and the all-states aver
age was 1872 miles. Minnesota
dropped to fourth place in point of
1924 progress, however, because of
increased expenditures in many other
states. This state was third for new
graveling with 291 miles with feder-
al aid, fifth for new grading with 81
miles and eighteenth for bridge con-
struction. In totals to date it ranked
second for crawling, fifth for grad
ing, eleventh for concrete pavement
and fifteenth for bituminous con-
crete, and twenty-ninth in bridge
construction.
The showings are based entirely on
federal aid projects, it is stated, and
complete figures would show greater
but probably proportionate good
roads progress in the various states.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25
CHESTER'S CHUCKLES
Marriage is mans last sad rights.

Marriage is mans last sad rights.
Some small households have so serv.
ants-in year.
We get rep. for wisdom by using
our e;lrs--not our mouths.
The only man who has not Dragged
of mothers cooking was Adam.
The fastest thing on earth is a boy
getting away from humble bee.
pathetic figure Is a flapper who
has just washed her face and can't
do thing with it.
Some men make light of wife's bis
cults, but that's all there is light about
them.-Chester C. Conner in Chicago
American.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25
LIKE HOME BUILDING

Preliminary figures from Commits
sioner c. M. Babcock's report, to be
made to the Legislature, show that
less than half of the Minnesota trunk
highway mileage is adequate to meet
even the present demands of traffic
upon it. This is the situation in spite
of remarkable improvement that has
been made in the past four years.
The construction needed includes
crawling, grading, new bridges and
paving, but only one of them, pave
ment, may be taken as an illustra-
ton, to make clear the condition.
There were only &c miles of pave
ment in service in 1921, when the
present system went into effect. The
mileage has been increased to 556,
but there are 700 miles of road which
ought to be paved, to serve the pub
lie properly. The maintenance cost
ron those 700 miles is eating up more
than its share of state fund. Main
tenance is costing more than con-
struction, plus interest, would cost, If
spread over term of years. That
is not considering the convenience of
travellers or the value of better SER
vice in dollars and cents.
Not only is the state 700 miles
short in paving for present require
ments, but the shortage is bound to
increase as traffic grows heavier. For
instance, there was gain of rs per
cent in vehicles using the state roads
in the past year.
To make the situation worse, the
money available for construction is
dwindling, because the demands for
repairs are increasing. Maintenance
cost passed the $3,500,000 mark in
1924 for the first time.
The attempting to build roads, US
ing only current receipts for that
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25
SOME THINK

That dogwood grows In a kennel.
That catalogue grows in forest.
That dollar year man is a pau
per.
That no man ever looks in a mir
ror.
That service station is a recruit
Ing Office.
That the Eiffel tower is a French
Office building.
That railroad tie is worn by q
train conductor.
That the sculptor of Venus de Milo
didn't finish his statue.
That the Epistles were the sisters
Of the twelve Apostles.
That no member of the "4OO'' likes
corned beef and cabbage.
That washing machine is q nee
essary accessory for a mah-jongg set
That every married man is a hero
and that every married woman is a
martyr.
That every tramp carries his world
~ goods in a handkerchief on the end
of stick over his right shoulder
Exchange.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25
BR'ER WILLIAMS

De gray-headed sinners feel lax
knockin' you into a cooked hat wen
you tell 'em dat de good dies young.
De thunder is de biggest GROWER
of 'em all; but you notice it's de
lightnin' dat gifts dar an does de
business!
1t amt kaze Misery is sociable dat
makes him fond er company, but kaze
a crowd gives him chance ter blame
1t on the other fellow.-Atlantic Con-
stitutien.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25
Finds Coin Dated 1907

Montgomery City, Mo. = Warren
Rigg of Americas. while working on
the highway between Americas and
Big Spring. found foreign coin dated
1907. Rigg has written to coin ex-
perts about 1t, believing 1t Is Of great
value.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25
THIS AND THAT

They call it an alarm clock, but 1t
produces feeling more like disgust.
1t doesn't pay to be rolling in
wealth if you have to be rolled around
In wheel chair.
In terms of baseball the husband
who appears to be good catch some
times turns out to be a foul ball.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25

Some married men wouldn't object
to playing second violin if the orches-
ira to which they belong gave only
private performances.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25
NUGGETS

Don't shout halleluiah till you
land where the ground won't
slip from under your feet.
Sometimes an earthquake I'M
covers a gold mine-but don't
go to praying for earthquakes
Just when we start In to pre-
serve the forests, the candidates
are burning the woods"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1924-12-25
SUNBEAMS

1t might be worse. Our present
saviors do most of it with their chins.