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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02

Sc ALQUILA unos bajos1en la calle
de Rafael cordero No. 88 como para
almacen, casa comercio. lUn apartamen
to en- la calle de San Sebastian No. "A.
Un mirador en- San Sebastian No. 46.
Para informes Antonio Fernandez, Te-
lefono 1894 Rojo, San Juan 7-l2
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Dentro de dos meses...

der las obras para proceder a la repa-
racion de desperfectos EN- la maquina,
pero fnalmente, va podemos decir que
cl trabajo esta entertainments hecho,
Y que la vieja Captain Houston SO
ha apuntado una victoria mas en- su
larga historic.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02
Ell MATERIAL ExTRAIDo

Desde que Sc di6 comienzo las
obras, hace pr6ximamente cuatro amos,
la draga ha extraido NADIA menos que
3,777, ,768 yardas cGbicas de materia-
les que Sc han usado en- afirmar ell
pantano que existia ambos lados del
canal que Sc ha construido. Y es in
discutible que la nueva zona afrmada
vale una buena cantidad de dinero.
Durante ell mes de noviembre, la dra-
ga bati6 ell record, cuando la cantfdad
de material extrafdo alcanz6 a la enor-
me cantidad de $4,000 yardas ctbi-
cas-. Desde ell mes de JUNO del pasado
afo hasta abril del presente, Sc extra
ieron 1,344,552 yardas cubicas, en- su
mayor parte de barro.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02

coMPRo casa MADEIRA, cuyq precio no
exceda mil ochocientos dollars, bien 81
tuada en- santurce. Sin agentes nj CO.
rredores. Escriba al ApartAdo 877. san
Juan. 7-1O
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02
ANUNCIOS ECONOlMICOS'

ALQUILo en- San Sebastian 80, apar-
tamento tres habitaciones, sala, come
dor y servicio, con aqua permanente. AL
lado del Edifcio sscolars en- construc-
ci6n. Informara Rojas, telefono 57s.
7--6
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02

Sc vENDE alquila nAcalle Ar1z.
mendi 20, Rio. Piedras, casa concrete
nueva, con 500 metros solar.se venden
muebles. InformarAn calle Robles is o
Tel $50, san Juan. I'll
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(continuaci0n de la Ira. pAg.)

sada Sc empez6 a dragar Ia Ultima POI
ci6n del puerto que abarca una ex-
tension de 300 pies de ancho, la cual
quedara dragada una profundidad
de 80 pies Todo ell material que Sc ex-
traiga, sera conducido hacia ell este,
donde la draga ha estado trabajando
por tanto tempo, Sc espera que ell
pantano que antiguamef1te existia en-
ire La Colectiva ell epuente de San
Antonio, quede completamente cubier-
to afirmado La obra toca va su
fin, y quedara completamente termi-
NADIA, cuando ell Captain Edholm vuel-
va de su viaje a los Estados Unidos,
donde march6 en- Ell st. Mihiel a
disfrutar de dos meses de vacaciones.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02

Sc VENDE: Residencia con solar de
$500 metros situada en- ell sitio mas
fresco de Hato. Rey cerca de Stop
20 1I2 esta acabada de pintar des-
ocupada. Solida construction con todas
las comodidades modernas, para infor-
mes llama al telefono 78S negro, San
turce. 7-31
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02

MAGNIFLCA oPoRTUNIDAD: Sc
venden en- catafo, en- ,calle scon
acueducto y alcantarilIado dos Ca
sas rentando $4,000 mensuales. Sc dan
en- S1,sOooo. Informes: calIe Capsrras,
NO. so. catano, P. r. 7-s
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02

KHTIK D. .,aa,.s, Una Drsp.r.ei@1 para IN
complete exterminio de las garrapa-
tas. Garantizado de producer un efec-
to eficaz rapido. Pida informes
"Los Muchachos". Sues. de A. Ma
vol & Co., San Juan, P. R. ia
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02

Sc NEcEsITAN: Caladoras expertas
y ligeras. Dfrijase a United Needle
Workers of P. r. Inc. Teatro Strand.
Miramar. rs
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02

CHEvROLET: Sc vende barato uno
modelo 1922. Red Star Mfg. Co. Sc
boruco cerca del cementerio. Tel. 124S.
santurce, 7-5
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02

UNA CASA Y MUEBLES: Deseo
comprar casa en- Santurce de $1,000 a
$4,000. Compro algunos muebles m5d,o
uso de sala comedor tocador. Dl-
rijase al Apartado 25 Puerta de
TERRA, P. r. 78
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02
LA cARRETERA DE MIRAMAR

LA CARRETERA DE MIRANIAR
Esto como es, natural, vendra a po
ner en- condolences al Departamentc
del Interior, para empezar la ma
yor brevedad possible las obras de Ia
nueva carretera, la cual partira del
muelle de Rexach, y cruzando al ira.
YES de la IONA afrmada, ira empal
mar con la Carretera Nueva, que es
ia construfda 6esde la Parada Diez
hasta Martin Peiia. Para que este
sea possible, Sc hace necesaria la cons
truccion del huevo puente de San An
tonic, pero segl1n tenemos entendido,
va todo esta preparado en- este sen
lido, Y solo Sc espera ell permiso del
Departamento de la Guerra en- Wash
ington, para dar comienzo las obras.
De manera pues, que dentro de po-
co, la carretera nueva partira desde ell
muelle Rexach, y aasando por Mira
mar, ira terminar a Martin Pefia.
Sabido es de casi todos, que Ia nueva
carretera, al quedar terminada def
nitivamente, Sc dedicara exclusiva-
mente al. trafico pesado, empezando por
esos monumentales trucks que vienen
de la0 isla, y que tantos inconvenientes
contratiempos ocasionan Ell la carre-
a1central, siendo causa de no pocos
academies.
La nueva carretera tendra una am
plitud de Glen pies de ancho, ofre
ciendo grandes comodidades pues, para
ell trafico de esos monumentales trucks
que en- ocasiones ocupan toda la carre-
terra. Ell permiso que Sc espera del
Departamento de la Guerra, Sc deBe a
que. .dichos terrenos estan considerados
CONG reserva federal.
LA LABOR DEL CAPTAIN
HOUSTON"
La labor de la draga "Capitan
Houston ha sido sencillamente es-
tupenda, 81 Sc tiene en- cuenta, que la
mayor paTte del material extraido es
barro, pero barro de una dureza tai,
que desafiaba los mejores cortadores
de acsro. Una y otra vez, los meca-
nicos Sc han visto obligados a suspen-
Los CATARRos HAY QUE ATEN-
DERLOS. Ell "HYOToLE" es 10 me-
jor que Ud9 puede tomar para curar su
catarro pronto y bien. Pruebelo en- Sc
guida. IL
Sc VENDE por menos de su valor
buena casa de dos plantas en- la ca
lie Europa 32 Informaran Ave. San
Jorge 81 o telefono S27 azul, santur-
ce. 81
MUcHAtffo EsTUDIANTE, 16 amos
de edad solicita algdn trabajo durantc
la vacacion del verano. Muy buenas
referencias. Tnformara Oficina de In
migracion, San Juan. E8
'...---t !
i !: MEDIAS PARA +
/ SENORAS /
I Estilos, Nuevos Y Bonitos ].
+ acabados de recibir. !
I. LISAS, CALADAS Y !
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02

Sc ALQUILAN: Cerca de la Universi-
dad, unos altbs cen cabida para 18
pupilos, calle Eerrocarril esquina Ro-
BILE. Informar5al: Box 465, Rio Pie
dras,A p. r. 81
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MUEBLES A PI4AzoS: Jnegos para
sal8 MARIA TERESA, im1tacion al
pals; Jaegos de Mimbre, Tocadores Ro
percs y todo 10 gus I'd. puede desear
en- hlnebles. Traiga cuaiquter cantldad
de dinero le amaeblaremos su casa,
el feste 10 pagara plazos comodos
Ventas para la ibla La Joya del Io-
gar Inc. Box 223, Gale del Cristo
No. Is. San Juan P. R. liz
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oPoRTUN1DAD PoR AUsENc1A Sc

OPoRTUNIDAD POR AUSENCIA Sc
VENDE hermosa residencia en- Ell Con-
dado, Ave. Nereidas, Stop 451a, mo-
derna construction, toda de concrete,
con cinco habitaciones, comedor, sala,
cocina, bafo espl6ndido doble SER
vicio sanitario para la servidumbre.
Garage de concrete y cuarto anexo,
patio andaluz en- Ell centric de la casa.
1880 metros solar. Precio $165Oo 90
netos tomando de SIS 600. 90 a $40 900
de pronto y ell resto en- hIpoteca a CO.
modidad al 8qS anual. Dirijase cuan-
to antes M. r., Box 437 tel6fono
462 San Juan. IS
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-07-02

"MiguelitO! IC6mo es possible que uses
un lenguaje tan Uutgar? De tOdOs n,odOs tn
n,ismO tienes la culpa pOr haber salidO
con esa gonna cuando tenfas una KELLY
SPRINGFIELD en- el garage"
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
THE APPROACHING HOLIDAYS

The last month of the year holds
within its small chain of days a
holiday period always the most mo-
mentous of the year. Christmastide
rs a period of great joy in every
cline, and more preparation is made
for it's happy observance than any
other in the worlds calendar. The
Christmas season brings with it a
windup of the years business, be-
sides opening up the heart of the
world in its offering of gifts of good
will surprising all other days of his
tory that celebrate any other moment
of good cheer and happiness. Is II
any wonder. then, that in these JOY
full times of prosperity the coming
Christmas should give promise of be-
ing, perhaps, a record breaker? Fol
lowing the great World War, hui
manity has been a living question
mark in trying to interpret the many
doubtful situations that have existed
in all lands The unrest and unset
tied conditions everywhere, the con-
tinuous talk of another even more
calamitous war, have placed the
whole world in a position where
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
The VALENTINE HOME

A new and modern as well as novel
type of home architecture has just
been completed foI the d. II. Valentine
home at 1853 Dearborn road, Pali-
sade, Granville Dexter, architect. 1t
is on a lot rs by 1875 feet, built cf
hollow tile and cream stucco, Craftex
finish outside, and will have similar
finish inside later. The homo is small
and compact, seven rooms and lovely
sleeping porch, and in man! ways is
unusual as a home. 1t has every con-
ceivable convenience and is right up
to date in appointments. The roof
is mission red tile and very attrac-
tive. The floors downstairs are all
in quartered oak, fumed through and
through, and laid in tile effect, each
cut being 4 by inches. Entering the
hall, the main feature is the oak stair
way to the second floor, which has an
iron banister, hand wrought with the
railing of oak This railing and stair
way are one Of the striking features
or tne nrSL HOOT. OH IHe right is d
pretty living room, the left room be-
ing copious old English dining room
with large curved top fireplace, off of
which to the west is a cosy breakfast
room. The floor in the dining room
is tiled, the walls finished in Craftex.
Then comes the kitchen, modern, COM
plete, gas range, radiator, refrigerator
and adjoining this a cosy, close-fit
laundry, the finished product. And
next to this is the garage, part Of
the house, with doors leading inside
the house two ways. Upstairs are
three bedrooms, a beauty bath room,
sleeping room to the west outside and
closet room galore, two in some
rooms, and linen closet. The cellar
is fitted for hot water heat, the d. T.
hot water system with coal bin and
ample room for the little boy and his
friends to play rainy days. In all
no more attractive home has ever
been built in Palisade.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
BLUFF ROAD AGAIN

The article in last weeks Palisadian
road ordinance appealed to some
minds in the village as unnecessary.
Whether what was published was un-
warranted or not is another matter.
The article was not created by our re-
porter 1t was just an ordinary piece
of impartial news printed as an inter
view. 1t is matter of regret that
there should be any controversy over
the Bluff road ordinance, but it must
be admitted that as 1t stands 1t is
none the less confusing to many peo-
pie. 1t Is also annoying to others.
The basis of the ordinance making
Bluff road a no-way road grew out Of
the increasing traffic, which was con-
gesting 1t owing to the impulse auto
lists have to soon learn the location Of
cutoff routes and invariably using
them wherever possible. Given a
route between two highways that
would lead over an impossible road,
but which would save half mile of
travel and the autoist will invariably
use the impossible cutoff route. I'M
fortunately for Bluff road it is crossed
by two highways, Hudson and Pali-
sade avenues, besides Cumbermede
and Dearborn roads, Abbott boulevard
and Edgewood lane. There are regu'
lations between Abbott boulevard and
Palisade avenue, and between Abbott
boulevard and Anderson avenue,
which almost defy proper interprets-
tion by the average motorist. 1t is
very difficult problem to solve, for as
it stands today there are so many
violations of the ordinance that fore
ing it's observance is well nigh impos-
sible. And there are some local peo-
pie that have so little consideration
for it. and many outsiders as we'll,
that 1t would require a much larger
force of police to enforce than the
borough could, or should, afford. The
Palisadian has no desire to entangle
the situation by these observations.
Furthermore, it hopes that some way
may be evolved to solve the puzzle.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
GLORY OF ACHIEVEMENT

Interesting work is Gods greatest
thus creates new energy and gives
life it's keenest zest.
Work that is humdrum, monotonous,
may be soul crushing at times. Yet
even activity of this sort is better
than idleness.
The stagnant pool of idleness is in
tested with every evil known to man.
There sin, crime and every demoral-
izing influence take root.
If you desire to achieve something,
If you seek contentment or the thrill
of delight that comes from rich life,
learn to love your work.
In this countless field of strenuous
activity every sphere of achievement
opens to you. Opportunities come
your way. Success, happiness, well
come you with open arms.
There Is a great deal of truth in the
saying that genius Is chiefly infinite
capacity for work.
Work is the greatest of all pana-
ceas, 1t is good for every disease. An
idle man is menace to all with whom
he comes in contact. He is always dis
couraged, discontented, usually NOR
bid and cynical. He suffers from the
Sleeping sickness" His energies,
ambitions, talents, lie dormant.
At times work may become irksome.
You may be driving too hard. You
may need a vacation, which mayhap
means simply a change Of work.
Physical work will make you strong.
Your muscles will expand, your flesh
will become firm, your body will at
tain a pleasing contour under its vi
talizing, cleansing influence.
And if you combine proper amount
of mental activity with this work you
will become a whole man or woman,
we'll balanced, capable, courageous.
You will be able to look life square
ly in the face. Lifes battle will have
no terrors for you-but just the fasci.
nation of fair contest.
Glorify work Lift it to it's proper
sphere. Immerse yourself completely
in it. For when you love your work
there is no limit to your future possi-
bilities
You will meet every emergency.
And success, life of achievement, is
bound to be yours.-Bernarr Macfad-
den.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
BERGEN COUNTY'S QUEER
ELECTION

Although great deal of mud has
been thrown at Hudson County, II
years gone by, about ballot box irregu
larities, the recount in Fort Lee indi
Gates that the good old Republican
county also knews few tricks.
When one ballot box was opened
ballots from another district were
found in it!
HOW did they get there-and
WHEN?
When the County Election Board
went to open another box, broken
key was found in the lock.
Yet all the regular keys were in the
Office Of the County Clerk, as pre-
scribed by law
WHO broke that key in the lock?
WHEN was that key broken in the
lock?
WHY was that key broken in the
lock?
WAS that ballot box tampered with
between election night and the re.
count?
YES. There can be no other an
swer to that question.
When the ballot boxes were brought
forward the sealing wax had no off,
cial seal stamped on it.
The wax could have been removed
and replaced without any opportunity
of discovering the change, for that
which was found on the boxes was the
ordinary sealing wax to be found on
sale in almost any stationery store.
Strange doings, these, for highly
respectable Republican county like
Bergen.--H Hudson Dispatch.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
More Street Light
But No Extra Cost

A voluntary increase in the time
during which the street lights in Fort
Lee and Cliffside Park will be kept
lighted without extra charge, was
made effective December /, by Public
Service Electric and Gas Company
The new schedule will add about
145 hours to the burning time of each
lamp maintained by the company. The
additional time during which lamps
will be kept lighted varies from five
to as high as fifty minutes depending
upon the time of year and the schedule
is supplemented by a company rule
that requires fifteen minutes in the
morning and fifteen in the evening
to- be added to the burning time on
cloudy days.
The schedule has been scientifically
prepared in accordance with the dura-
tion of daylight and varies, of course,
with the season of the year. Under
the old schedule change in time was
made three times month. Under
the new schedule a change will be
made four times a month in order
more closely to conform to daylight
conditions.
One of the reasons for the change
is increased traffic congestion. The
new schedule will provide light ear
lier in the evening and later in the
morning and will constitute a safe
guard against possible accidents to
both pedestrians and vehicles.
The change will add considerably
to the cost of providing the service,
but will be made at the expense OF
Public Service Electric and Gas Com
pany, which will not call upon the
municipality to bear any part of the
added cost
At the office of the company it was
said that the change had been made
voluntarily in order to supply better
service and to provide the company'S
municipal customers with a more sat,
isfactory system of street lighting.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
A GOOD ADDRESS

One of the strongest recommends
tions a man or woman can have is
a good address. What is good ad-
dress? 1t really means, in business,
the way a man presents himself to
those with whom he comes in con-
tact An awkward man of genuine
culture does not begin to cope with
the man who makes a good impress
sion by carrying himself properly-by
using tact when approaching people
and who handles himself so that he
at least has the appearance of know
ing his business. There are men who
really lack drawing-room culture but
who get entree into the best business
circles through their talismanic ad-
dress. Ones bearing in any contact
with the world and the people in it
means much to those approached
And the tactful side of a mans adj
dress is the most valuable part of
the talent-or rather the trait Affa-
bility in the face of rebuff has made
many second visit cordial 1t is
the thing of knowing how to have the
proper bearing that makes a man well
received. And after all when one is
after business the manly way is the
true way Clean, well-ordered dress
and appealing manners make really
as much for success as any other
qualities The man after anything
from another is seldom rebuffed if
he has taken along the proper ad-
dress and maintains it fifty till the
visit is closed. And after all, the
very essence OF what is worth while
in a man is the way he presents
himself to the world.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05

progress was arrested and uncertainty
a paramount issue. Happily, our
American lenders have been able to
start the European countries into a
road of adjustment that looks now as
though it would lead into sort Of
Promised Land for all the world. The
outlook for continuous peace has ex-
cited confidence, and the appeal for
a forward-going movement is univer-
sal: for which God be praised. So
let everybody rejoice at the golden
moment of Christmastide, 1924.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
HILLTOP THOUGHTS


THE PRESIDENTS MESSAGE
ISSUED THIS WEEK
STRESSES ECONOMY
IN GOVERNMENT
AND AS AN EXAMPLE
HE RIDES TO CHICAGO
IN A PULLMAN
GET SIXTEEN COPIES
OF THE MESSAGE
HAVE THEM FRAMED
AND SUITABLY ENGRossED
AND SEND ONE
TO EACH COUNCILMAN
AND SCHOOL TRUSTEE
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT?
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
Hammer or Anvil?

Parable by Deacon Bert Walker
Every old country blacksmith shoT
is strewn with old hammers that have
been battered to pieces in the days
gone by and cast into the discard
But you will notice the old anvil
standing on the stump and still doin:
business at the old stand."-Kansas
City Star.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
Tree "Rlazes" Lasting

The forest service says that the
blazes which are put in trees never
grow out, provided that the blaze Is
of the forest service cites an instance
of blaze that was made in 1861 and
states that it is possible to stand 10
feet from this blaze and distinguish
Ii clearly.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
Thought Turquoise Lucky

The various peoples who have been
particularly fond of turquoises have
attached most curious superstitions to
them. Persians and Egyptians car
ried them in the desert to bring good
luck for the finding of an oasis where
they might be refreshed on the jour
ney. The Persians fastened them to
the tails of their horses. mules and
camels
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
MythologicaL

Cytherea is another name for Venus
so called from Cythera, a mountainou,
island of Laconia, noted for the wor
ship of Aphrodite (Venus). The tale is
that Venus and Mars, having formed
an Illicit affection for each other, wer,
caught in delicate net made by Vul
can, and exposed to the ridicule Of the
court of Olympus.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05

/ do the Very best l knoaO
hoaU, the very best l can,
and l mean to Keep doing
so till the end; If the end
brings me Out all right.
aOhat is said against me
Wcn't amount to anything.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
UncoIIed-for Worry

We should enjoy more peace If W,
did not busy ourselves with the word
and deeds of other men. which appe
tain not to our charge.-Jeremy TIA,
lor.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
Gems on Old Sandals

The sandals worn by the rich in
ancient Rome were most elaborately
embroidered and set with precious
stones.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
WeaIth's Great Pouer

Wealth may be an excellent thing
for 1t means power, it means leisure,
1t means liberty.-Yowell.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
OFF THE
BEATEN PATH

Yes, Horace, freckles are made
from sitting in, the shade of screen
door.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05

MOSQUITOES AND OTHER PESTS
ARE GONE AND WE HAVE WITH
US NOW THE CHAP WHO FOR
GETS TO CLOSE THE DOOR BE-
HIND HIM.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05

l got girl n her name is Anne
I'm scared as hell of her old man,
He's way up high in the Ku Klux
'Klan,
N he won't even let me hold her
ham
When we're married, says he, we
can.
But when that happens l will see
If l can't join the X. of c..
Then woe to him if he fools with me.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05

Mable: When Gabriel blows his
trumpet it will be heard around the
world
Scholar: What station is he gonna
broadcast from?
Palisadian., 1924-12-05

Tom: May hold your hand?
Helen: OF course not! This isn't
Palm Sunday.
Tom: Well, it isn't Independence
Day, either.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05
WAS WATCHING DAD

AFTER MORNING SERVICE THE
FAMILY DINED AND CHURCHES
AND THEIR PROCEDURE CAME
IN FOR CRITICISM.
FATHER CRITICIZED THE SER
MON, MOTHER DISLIKED THE
BLUNDERS OF THE ORGANIST.
I he EIDE S T DAUGHTER
THOUGHT THE CHOIR'S SINGING
WAS ATROCIOUS.
BUT THE SUBJECT HAD TO BE
DROPPED WHEN THE SMALL
BOY OF THE FAMILY VOLUN-
TEERED THE REMARK: DAD, l
THINK 1T WAS A MIGHTY GOOD
SHOW FOR A NICKEL"
IN LOOKING OVER THE IN
COME TAX RETURNS MOST OF
US ARE INTERESTED IN THE
HoW-coME INSTEAD OF THE IN
COME.
What can | preach about next
Sunday that will please the entire
congregation" asked the new min
lister.
Preach about the evil of riches"
replied the old deacon. There isn't
d member of the congregation that
is worth over $4,000"
Il hear you gave a delightful party
last night, old chap. What was it
to celebrate?"
1T was for my wife. It's the tenth
anniversary of her thirtieth birthday"
R. JULES DUPON.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05

Loudly Dressed Sport: Where do
| go for a wrist watch?
Floorwalker: For yourself?
l.. d. S.: Sure thing.
F. w: Next aisle over, where you
see the alarm Clocks" sign.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05

The crack about having some cold
cream that would take the wrinkles
out of corrugated iron may have been
harmless from the flip drug clerks
point of view, but he made it to the
wrong old maid. II wonder that you
haven't tried it for that purpose on
your skull" she said.
Palisadian., 1924-12-05

Things are pretty bad, but up to
the present writing, no law has been
passed to make men wear the new
style trousers.