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The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

such virile expression are. fundamental and eternal, they will not only endure, but they twill gather in viyidness and appeal as the years roll on. Those who visit his tomb find some sort of relief or comfort from that physical act. But the millions who will be profoundly af- fected by the application of the doc trines he enunciated will pay their re- spects by doing their part to bring his vision to reality.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
Farmers Should Plant Pecan Trees

To the Editor of The Age-Herald!
 We are sending you with our compliments, under separate cover, q copy of the pro ceedings of the last National Pecan Growers Association convention, We will be very glad for you to use these proceedings in any way you wish and hope they will be of in- terest and service to you, We believe that every farmer should have a number of pecan trees on his farm and that the entire South will be much better off when this comes to pass. J. LLOYD ABBOT,
 Secretary,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
N0T nIuL

Isn't a lawsuit involving a patent right about the dullest thing imaginableY asked one lawyer of another. Not always" was the reply. "I attended a trial of that char. acter not long ago that was really funny. A tall lawyer named Short was reading a 60OO-word document he called brief !''- Everybodys Magazine.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
Illustration

Multiply your days or service by. the rate of allowance, marching in open formation add 9 per cent. of this total, daylight say ing; locate Spur age on chart in columns of four; place finger on factor corresponding with age, being careful not to roll decimal points out of their proper sector; column right; remove finger and multiply it by the number of buttons on your favorite congress mans vest. Company halt! Take result to public accountant under artillery protection and get correct answer in linear feet. Pa. rade rest If Uncle Sam agrees with the total you are to all intents and purposes as good as insured.
 The following blank must be filled out to increase the government white paper and printing bill
 | Name. Age. ...... Address ....... Were you in the war?......
 If so, give correct name of war.....,
 Give three good reasons that there was any such war......
 Do you think wars are worth the, trou. ble?. ..... t1 Fs<
 Are they worth the insurance?s..g. | Is the insurance worth the wars?. ..... crest you in 2O-year endowment policies in No Mans Land?...... Give ten good reasons. ..... Have you any organic trouble?. Is there any organic trouble you would not have if the war had lasted a few more months in tho same kind of weather?. Have you ever had asthma ?. .... If so, what second lieutenant do you blame?. ......
 Have you ever had rheumatism? ?....... On what front?. .....
 Have you ever had heart trouble?. .... | In which battles?. ..... | If commanding officers are included in this insurance bonus, should they get plate glass insurance or autOmobile?. ..... Have you ever suffered from delusions | (Other than the one that all veterans would be given good jobs) ......
 Do you consider the war a success as an l insurance proposition? ..,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
PALMS ON EVERY HAND

First Guest-Im sure I don't know why they call this hotel '9Ehe Palms. do g0ns I've never seen a palm anywhere near the place.
 Second Guest-Ydu'H see them before you go It's a pleasant little surprise the walters keep for the guests on the last day of their stay.-The Watchman- Examiner, New York.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
TENDER. SIRE

Although was late" said the new boarder. T found the landlady had savet for me the tenderest part of the chicken"
 What was that?" said the old boarder jealously.
 Some of the gravy."-London Tit-Bits.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
HIS REWARD

"HOwdy, Tobe!" saluted an acquaintance from Slippery Slap. How'd you come out in that poker game, luther night?"
 "L didn't get no money, Newt" replied Tobe shgg of Sandy Mush, but great gosh, look at the experience I had w-Kansas City Times
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

Sample af Ds@sgrzxse RszkF-There were 4S!0O0 who ma5e Incume tnx rgfmrms i'm An bama this yenr- Of uhat number 42gG4 will be benefirlar5es of the SannHngGs Denp0ermtbr plan prer the r@dmrs6um paam offered by Mel lon This is a samPge of what the Demo crats are aBinE- @r wuwH& do if they were in pawer.@GreemwlH1e AdwweInde-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
Wild Wmies

(By George s. CbappelD Willie, Rondering what to do, Filled the morris-chair with glue; Father sat down unawares
 And what he said was not his prayers. Willie, when the plate was passed, Said, This looks too good to last" Acting on which thought he then Put in five and took out ten,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

Reports that LaFollette is the only man who has the courage to head a third-party movement proves that some men will try anything once.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

l ONb AiA ShS hCAb bWchly ycdES d HIGH will have to spring to arms overnight to protect their policies
 Nobody fully understands the idea be- hind an insurance bonus, but it is under stood that the more wars a man goes to the more insurance he gets. Thus: One war-twenty-payment life. Two wars-straight life. Three wars--accident and health. Four wars-household furniture. 's
 Five wars-burglary ra
 Six wars-weather and golf insurance. If he goes to enough wars he will be prac- tically fully covered by insurance. The only danger is that the country may run out of wars. This seems unlikely as long as we have the Japanese question to depend on.
 Throughout the country veterans are now trying to figure out what they are entitled to under the insurance bonus. It's a good trick if they do it. It may be necessary. to open training camps under Sam Lloyd, the puzzle man. Explanation
 The bonus is based on an allowance of S1 a day for home service and $1.25 for overseas. The extra twenty-five cents is al- lowed to cover carfare between the various battle-fronts. The first sixty%days of a mans service are nW included. Ut is figured the average sok&e spent most of that time try ing to get ;lflniform that would fit him.
 The maximum compensation basis for homo service is $500. For overseas service $625 is the basis. To determine how much insurance he is entitled to the veteran fig ures up his time of service at $1 or $1.25 a day, adds 9 per cent. for overhead and multiplies this result by factor" depend ing upon his age.
 The government distributes these factors free of charge. Positively but one to a per
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

Impossible
 Andrew Temus Jackson, meeting his friend on the street, noticed that he looked rather forlorn and dejected.
 You're sick man, yo is. Why don't you see a dOctah? He'll give yo' some good advice thatll mako yo' well'
 'Ah did see doctah," replied Andrew Temus, but Ali kaint take his advice. He tol me t take chick'n broth three times a day and keep out O the night air. Now how am a man goir' ter do dat?"-OttO Zoubek.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

Around the world aeroplane trips, like wars, accomplish at least one thing they afford information about the geo. graphical location of some places mo- body ever before heard of.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

A writer says that presidential politics boosts the sale of dictionaries. Perhaps the purchasers feel the need for new words to express their views of the sit uation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
MAR AND ExTRAYAGANCE

One of the very worst by-prodncts of war is a tendency of congresses to say, "Oha well another little billion won't do us any harm."-Detroit News.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

It is interesting to note that Soviet economists who contended that it was possible to carry out their theories with out money have been trying every known method to negotiate loan in London.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

From the way election bets are being placed in Wall Street, it seems that ir that locality politics, as we'll as finance is big gamble.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

Give Bmms SwsM1Bexx CeAz Csuzfsx4--The bonus blll wlIl be great bemefft to the ex- service mem prwwi1aa they mim make the best nse of what is gTvem th&m- lit win not be 9ung until there Will be am army ee sharks out after them to xwTndHe the soldier boys out of the EiatBe a@ewmt tFmt they cam reaHiDe under the bunus plam- Bmt we hope fhe swindleHx wIm be gTvem cold eumfort- Andalusaa SHar-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
IEx.AI-ABAMk' PRESS
QFIMGO1NS or OTTER EDTTCuE

Good L@<k sn GxaAnnGz%--weEE. hngs and girls, causrafmantlmS tO yum Here's to you. Good sanrk and haRVE vaeat5amz- God bTess ygu.-EAHEa1exn Hame
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

Optimistic ReEBAa-We wvmder if nm those optimistic pecEde who efEereH hias for Muscle ShnaRs reaRlr expeeae@ emn@ress to Daily-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

Far ths Fsaizicsz@S.-Ht ix said thzt Ala barna fnrmers hzve Rzrmtrd SS per cent more acreage to pezmutS thFs Eear: a hint tn the politicianx-Truy Mes=RmGxr
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
WAFER TOWER AS POIITICAI, FORCE

WNAHt IUW EEN Ao FUI4AIICAL FURCE
 Socialists turned the fire hose on disorderly Communist campaigners in a German vii. lage. Water power may become a political as we'll as an industrial Washington Star.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
THE-AE-HERALD


Entered at Birmingham Ala. pest office as scond-class matter. act of Congress March 6. 1sTa
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

Unfamous Recipes
 Goose Stufflng
 Find the perfect goose Grill with ques- tions, garnish with flattery, and serve often and copiously The bigger the goose, the oftener the stuffing. The best stuffing may be had by selecting restaurant known rather for it's portions than its proportions. Chestnuts are frequently used in combination with goose stuffing.-AIary F. Kingston. .t Cupid's Capers
 Before marriage a man is apt to tell the lady of his choice that she is the "only woman" only to learn afterward that she is "Only a woman"
 A man if apt to fall in love by jumping at conclusions.
 Copyright, 1924. Reproduction Forbidden. ]
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

His Loud Speaker Flubb: Do the radio bedtime stories in- duce your youngsters to sleepy" Dubb: "Yes, but the jazz bands that fol- low usually wake them up again !"-Edward H. Dreschnack
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

as well have no navy at all as one that would not serve us in an emergency.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
HK gME FUN
 HH ~ EIIN s wW~E le99S4S kz4XSQN [I1Nz4ZL NoEZk :.

Our Own Lost and Found Department A. B. Sprowl: Can you supply me with that delightful bit from Alice in Wonder land, beginning
 You are old, Father William" Dear Able: You bet. Here's the bit. Hard to beat, too: You are old, Father William" the young man said,
 But don't you be sensitive, Bill; You're younger, at that, than most of the jokes
 They're using in vaudeville" .#. J. K. Leary: My sister-in-law's third cousin wants to find n gloomy gem. which starts out about all things vanishing and passing. Can you assist her?
  Dear Jake: Why not? All things vanish; all things pass; There's naught from cradle to the grave That can endure, not cen, alas!
 Ones permanent wave!
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
|ehN3gONCE E ]
 |9aW OVER
How to Get the Correct Answer to the
 Bonus Puzzle Uncle Sam is saying it with insurance.

Veterans of the World War are to get bonus in the form of a twenty-year endow- ment policy. This assures the country of a big reserve army. Every time a war breaks out in the next twenty years a million men will have to spring to arms overnight to protect their policies
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

.z A True WOrshipper
 Little Joseph attended Sunday school. On his return home, one Sunday, his mother discovered that he had gone without neck tie.
 "Oh, son." she said, "you forgot to wear necktie."
 ''the minister didn't have one on either ''- Grace HiscOx.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30
Impossible

If you kiss a girl in the raln are you hel rain beau?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-05-30

Copyright, 1924. Reproduction Forbidden.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-01-31
Low Prices On
UNDERWEAR
MEMS and BOYS UNDERWEAR

NIEIF > ana Do > OIVDENWEAN
Choice of any Boys Union Suit in the
house, fleeced lined, cotton-ribbed, or
wool and cotton mixture, values to
$500 February Clearance. $1.19
81. so Mems Unions Clearance $1.29
S1.75 Mems Unions, Clearance. $1.59
S1.95 Mems Unions, Clearance. $1.45
1895 Mems Unions, Clearance $2.45
So. so Mems Unions, Clearance. $2.95
81 d SIS Mems Unions Clearance $3.45
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-01-31
NOISE---BUT VALUES THAT SPEAK LOUD!
All Kinds of
Mems Shirts
DRESS SHIRTS

Detachable Collars or with collars
attached
81 and $1.25 Shirts, Clearance S SO
$3.50 Shirts, February Clearance S .98
S1.75 Shirts, February Clearance $1.29
$500 Shirts, February Clearance $1.49
$3.50 Shirts, February Clearance $1.95
$500 Shirts, February Clearance $2.45
$3.50 Shirts, February Clearance SOS
$500 Shirts, February Clearance $3.45
$500 Shirts, February Clearance $3.95
Sc, $3.50, $3.50 Shirts, Clearance $4.95
FLANNEL SHIRTS
$500 Flannel Shirts, Clearance $1.69
1925 Flannel Shirts, Clearance $1.79
$3.50 Flannel Shirts, Clearance $1.95
$500 Flannel Shirts, Clearance. $2.45
$3.50 Flannel Shirts, Clearance sos
$3.50 Flannel Shirts, Clearance $685.
S5-$5.75 Elan. Shirts, Clearance $4.45
$500 Flannel Shirts, Clearance $495
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-01-31
Mems Good
Suits and OvercOats
SUITS

$l6.50 Suits, February Clearance $13.45
$3.50 Suits, February Clearance $14.95
$4,000 Suits February Clearance $16.95
$3.50 and $25 Suits, Clearance $19.95
S27.50 and $50 Suits, Clearance $23.95
$4,000 Suits, February Clearance $29.95
OVERCOATS
One only size 40 Overcoat, all-wool
label, very good style, Clear. 5 9.95
S25 Overcoats Feb Clearance $19.95
$50 Overcoats, Feb. Clearance $22.95
BOYS SUITS
Boys two-piece Corduroy Suits,
February Clearance .....- $7.95
Choice of any Boys All-Wool Suit
SO to $3.50 val, Clearance $S.95
EXTRA SPECIAL
Mems Corduroy Suits, Coat and
Pants, SIS values, Clearance $l3.45
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12

English almanac predicts the per.
lection of radio television by 1925.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12
AT Last a Square Deal
For Rheumatic Sufferers

we could write a book about this
new treatment for rheumatism, govt,
neuritis and neuralgia pain. but this
might not convince you that BUTLER
OH will end the pain OF YOUR rheu-
matlsm or make YOU feel that YOU
would like TO try this wonderful
treatment yourself. But when we
tell you that over one hundred thous.
and bottles OF this wonderful remedy
have been sold in the few months
this preparation has been on the
market. you must believe that thous.
ands OF people have secured positive
relief from their pain or this enor.
nous sale would not have been pos.
sible.
We make no fantastic claims but
VIC do say that II Butler OIL does not
relieve tho pain Of YOUR rheuma-
tism. your druggist is authorized 10
return your money 10 you. With
this liberal guarantee go at once to
any of the following good drug stores
and get a bottle OF BUTLER Oil.-Bar.
tell Drug Company. Seattle Drug
Company. Swift Drug Company
Advertisement
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12
T kinks Seattle omeTr rip
ISWeek-End FerryAHair
Another Chamber Correspondent Wants to
Go to Alaska by Motor Car

tory7-' Tho writer was advised that
Alaska Is only reached by steamer.
From Goshen. Indiana. came re.
quest that fares bo quoted FOR n
round trip ferry voyage from So
attic TO Nome" and tho writer
spoke OF this jaunt OF $500 miles
to Seward peninsula as weekend
trip.
The publicity department reports.
however, that gradually tho national
idea OF Alaska as q land Of polar
bears. igloos. Esqulmaux and dos
teams is slowly being supplanted by
n wider appreciation Of the resources
Of Alaska. together with an under
standing OF the marked differences
in climate between the territorial
seaboard cities and the interior.
Railroad offices Indicate that, II
space we're available during the
peak travel months OF june, July
and August. several thousand more
tourists could be booked to the
Northiand. despite tile larger mum.
Der Of boats on the northern runs
this summer.
a pleasant feature OF abe adj
vantagcs TO stimulate tourist travel
to Alaska is the larger number OF
passengers who have taken the
round trip excursions In May and
carly June and the bookings IN
September. In years past, prnc.
tically all the northern travel has
piled up in July and August. leav.
ing the steamship companies with
few passengers for the remaining
10 months.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12

Alaska's geography IS sim m un.
certain quantity in many parts Of
tho United States. show letters re.
eeivcd by the publicity department
OF the Chamber of Commerce. which
has included Alaska excursions In
It's national advertising.
A Shasta Springs. Cal. cor
respondent wrote. rs Il possible
TO motor from Seattle up thru
Canada and on into Alaska and
what are the Important things to
see on motor trip TO the terri.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12
Grocers Listen as
Severyns Explains

Retail grocers OF Seattle heard the
problems OF police work at their meet.
ing Wednesday night in tho Masonic
club rooms when Chief OF Police Sew
eryns addressed the organization in
connection with his speech making
campaign TO acaunint the public with
the difficulties which confront him
in his efforts to maintain an honest
police force.
The chief asked for cooperation In
his work, declaring that he could not
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12
Anti-Alien Land
Laws Are Upheld

Alien parents of naturalized Amer.
leans are frowned upon as guar.
dams by the state supreme court. in
q decision upholding the Japanese
anti.land holding law. The decision
defends ruling by Judge King
Dykeman. of the King county court
He refused tho application OF Frank
j. Fugimoto, native.born Japanese
minor, to install his father as guar
dian TO administer land given him
by an uncle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12
Rotarians Visit
Canadian Rockies

BANFF SPRINGS. Alberta, June
1e.-Aftcr three days trip thru
the Canadian Rockies, tho party of
$50 Rotarians from oregon, Wash.
ington. California and British Co
lumbia is on It's ways to Winnipeg.
The Rotarians are making o tour OF
Canada on special train.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12
DEATH JURY CAN'T AGREE

TACOMA. June 12.-The jury de
liberating the case OF Mike Miller. on
trial as a wife.slayer. was dis
charged "Wednesday night, sitter it
had been out 2s1s hours without
reaching n verdict.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12
An ILL WIND

she tsotto voeel--Georgie, dear. It's
q burglar.
IN Sh.h-h-h. don't move. maybe
he can get that window UP: us the
one we havn't been able to open since
the painters left.--Life.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12
NOTHING PERMANENT

Liiy-so 20 done mortsaged our
I'll home.
Mose--Jes' Temporarily. honey. till
he mortgage am fo'elosed. American
Legion Weekly.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12

Partisan music teachers report
more direct business Ms a result Of
broadcastlng concerts they bayc been
giving.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12

cleanse the department without
proper aid from the public.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-12

Keep storage battery we'll filled. es-
pecially in summer.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-23
Rev. /. G. Monsoon
HOnOred With
Public Reception

Rev. l. G. Monsoon, pastor of the
local Trinity Lutheran church. was
the honor guest at public recep-
ton given Monday evening by the
members of his congregation and
friends who gathered in the church
parlors and planned fitting cele-
bration of his 10th birthday.
Rev. Monsoon has been pastor 0t
the local church for the past two
years during which time he has
made wide acquaintance Of close
friends.
A program of songs and speeches
we're arranged for the celebration
Miss Bessie Williams sang several
solo numbers.
two purses, one containing $40 in
gold, dollar for each golden year
and the other $40 in currency AS q
gift from his friends. GOverno!
Nestos made the presentation speech
which was greatly enjoyed by all
Rev. v. j. Bartling, pastor of the
general Lutheran church of this city
was present and made very appro.
pirate and short address. Rev. ant
Mrs. c.. J. Fylling Of Mandan were
present for the reception.
Rev. Monsoon has hosts Of friends
over the state having been in charge
of 4 church at Hazen, four years
previous to his accepting the pastor.
ate in this city. Previous to that
time he was in charge of church
at Williston. Rev. Monsoon has been
in the ministry form the past 81
wears
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-23
@fheclan8leA-

never been here since our marriage,
Somehow, | feel as though | had al
ways been married. ] cannot imag-
inc my life without you and little
Jack.
Do you know, dear, believe every
woman should marry. cannot
speak for the men, because feel
that perhaps they are different; but
no matter if woman is unhapply
married, she still has feeling of Sc
curity, as long as man provides for
her and pays the respect and honor
due to her as his wife, that comes
from nothing else in this world.
It's a different feeling than | ever
thought | should have. | do not be-
lieve love is neces sary to it. It's Just
oh, ! cant explain it, Jack-but
it's just that you belong, some way,
and you can't get away from it.
A husband may hurt you occasion
ally, almost more than you can bear.
He can bore you often to extinction.
he cannot take away from you in
any way the feeling that you are his
wife you arc the one woman i'm all
the world that bears his name, and
the only woman who is recognized
as his helpmcet and the custodian
Of his honor.
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.)