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Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31
Stockport

Saturday, Aug. Q. "The Loves of
Pharoh," at the opera house. Wed
nesday, Aug. 6, Norma Talmadgs In
within the Law"
Methodist Protestant Sunday
school at $3.50 a. m. Morning SER
vice 10:s0> Evening service at s
O'Clock. Wednesday evening prayer
service at Z O'Clock.
Miss Louise Fawcett has returned
home from q visit with relatives at
Charleston, W. Va. and Frederick
town, o. She was accompanied
home by her cousin Miss Helen
Smith of Fredericktown.. Floyd
Triplett and daughter Kathryn we're
over Sunday guests of his grandpar-
ents Mr.. and Mrs. H. c. Caiendine.
Mrs. Hattie Carson OF Uhrfchs-
vile is guest of her brother Jesse
Miller. Mrs. G. w. Jones of New
ark spent Monday and Tuesday with
Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Henery.. Misses
Martha and Frances Hoover of Bro
kaw spent one day last week with
Mrs. G. w. Mummey. Mrs. Walter
Sherman and children returned to
their home at Painesville, after
weeks visit with her parents. Mr..
and Mrs. Ebert Phillips of Zanes-
Vile spent Sunday with VIM. Phil
lips. Mrs. Shumaker of Cleveland
Is the guest of her sister Mrs. Eli
McInturf. Mr.. and Mrs. Albert
White and little daughter, Mr.. and
Mrs. Grover Davis and Mr.. and Mrs.
Bud Filkill, all of GAINESVILLE, spent
Sunday with George Boles.. Les
Wootton of Beckett was here Tues
day. Floyd Henery after visit at
home has gone to Columbus. Ed
Vaughn and sons Clyde and Clarence
of McConnelsville spent last Friday
with Jess Vaughn's.. Mrs. Ray,
Wallace and daughter Wanda of
Philadelphia are guests of her par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. I. N. Stillion.
Miss Edith Quigley of Newark was
united in marriage to Mr. Tipperer
July 18, at Newark. They will make
their home at that place. Miss
Laura Krohn of Mcclure, o., is Wis
iting her sister Mrs. G.. e. Jeffers.
Misses Louise Fawcett and Helen
Smith spent Wednesday and Thurs
day with Mrs. Mamie Smith of Ches-
terhill. Miss Frances Fawcett spent
Tuesday with Miss Evelyn Newman
of the east side. Mr.. and Mrs. c. E.
Zumbro and children Zene and Irene
of Frazeysburg are visiting b. w.
Wallaces. I. Mr.. and Mrs. ]. N. Swift
and children Clyde and Dickie OF
Bloomington, ILL.,, are visiting w. IL
Broomhalls. They were accompa-
MED here by Mrs. w. H. Broomhall
and granddaughter Jean Hawkins
who have been guests at the Swift
home several weeks. C. M. Newber-
ry and daughter Marjorie and Mrs.
R. w. Dewitt were in GAINESVILLE Fri
day. Osmer Lochary and family
and Mrs. Lyle Daugherty and son
spent Friday at Lancaster. Ned
McHugh has returned to Cambridge.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31
Pennsyille

Mrs. Blanche Coyle of Newark
came Thursday evening for few
days visit with her cousin Mrs.
Nadge Van Fossen.
Mrs. Floyd Devices and daughter
Mabel, Mr.. and Mrs. C. w. Roberts
and Mrs. Florence Bachelor were
the guests Friday afternoon and ev-
ening of Mrs. Esther Woolman of
Chesterhill.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lindley Ham and
three children Evelyn, Wayne and
Dale of Wauseon, o., and Mr.. and
Mrs. Elmer Ham and daughter
Elizabeth of Cleveland, came We'd
nesday evening for an extended visit
with their sister Mrs. Wilson Bark
hurst and family and other rela-
tives here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Riley Dougan and
FIVE children returned to their
home here Thursday evening, after
spending the past year in Phoenix,
Arizona.
Mrs Harry Dobbins and son ATva
of Chesterhill, were the guests of
her daughter Mrs. Mary Pickering
here Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs Geo. F. Kennard of
McConnelsville were Sunday guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. Russell Bachelor
and Mr. and Mrs. G. w. Roberts.
here.
Chas Pidgeon of Cleveland is
visiting his brother Will and wife
of this place.
The Kinsey and McMellon reun-
ion will be held in the Benjamin
grove Sunday, Aug. IT.
Miss Lucy Embree returned to
her home here Wednesday, after at
tending summer school at Ne Con-
cord, for the past six weeks.
Miss Minnie Davis was the guest
of her sister Mrs. Frank Clendenon
and family of Malta Saturday and
Sunday, and attended Chautauqua.
Mrs. George Niceswanger returned
to her home here Sunday, after
spending two weeks with her SON
DeImer and family OF Rosseau.
PennsviIle grange NO. 1854 wiIas
hold their regular meeting Friday
evening, A<-Z /.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Barkhurst
and daughter Margaret Lois of
GAINESVILLE. were over Sunday guests
of his parents Mr. and Mrs. J. W..
Barkhurst
Miss Mabel Dewitt of New Con-
cord spent Sunday with her parents
here.
Ar. and Mrs. Leland Dougan of
Marietta came Monday evening for
visit with his parents j. r. Dou-
gan and wife of this place.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Price and
family of Malta, and Mr. and Mrs
Jas. Price spent Sunday at the old
Price home place near Antioch.
Mr. and Mrs. John Greathouse of
White Pigeon were the guests
Sunday of Mr. and Mrs Emmett
Adrian
Mrs. Chas. Maynard of Stockport
spent Tuesday with her parents E.
T. Hollingsworth and wife here.
Miss Thyra Bartlett accompanied
by her cousin Myers Van Fossen, re-
turned to her home at Mt Vernon,
after spending a week with her aunt
Mrs. ]. w. Van Fossen. Myers re-
turned to his home here Monday
evening.
Misses Ethel and Grace Mercer
left Monday for their home at New
ark, after spending several weeks
with j. e. Mercer and wife here.
Mrs. Floyd Devices and daughter
Mabel are visiting relatives in Nc
Cennelsville this week and attend
ing Chautauqua.
Mrs. Edith Bell and three chill
dren of Wooster. O., are visiting
at the home of Benjamin McComas
this week.
Mrs. AIDA Harper entertained for
dinner Sunday the following: Mr..
and Mrs. j. E. Shanklin of Marietta
Mrs. Roy Osler of Chicago, Mr.. and
Mrs. C. e. Harper, Mrs. Julia Harss
per. and Mrs. Bessie Sheridan OF
MoConnelsville, Mr.. and Mrs. Jas
per Barrell and Mr.. Fred McInturf
OF Malta, and the hostess and chill
dreu Herman and Grace.
.7 Airs. MAsd Brewster Of Lawrence Y
Kans., came Tuesday for weeks
yisit with her niece Mrs. Ben Nc
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31

a
ers to attend Chautauaua. Mr.. and
Mrs. J. O. Finney of GAINESVILLE re-
turned home Saturday, after spend
ing last week with relatives here
and at McConneIsville. Born to
Mr.. and Mrs. Ethan Greer, July 23,
a daughter, named Maydelle Mrs.
Perl Masterson is spending several
days with them, and mother and
baby seem to be doing fine. ]. Elmer
Ray and wife of McConnelsville
spent Sunday evening with Howard
Greer's.. Mrs. E. M. Barkhurst is
almost as well as usual now, after
having severe attack Of kidney
trouble.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31
BEVERLY'S BIG EVENT

McConnelsvle-
Annual Harvest Home Picnic
in
ordinary
big scale Unless
will be present will L. A. Boulay
Smith highway
These speakers and
huge event is to bea
Chautauqua
big affair at the
Annual Harvest
Home
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31
Morgan County Democrat Mconnesv Ohio Thursday July 81 1924

after visit here andFat Chesterhill
Joe Townsend of Waterford spent
Monday with Jack Bacon's. Mr..
and Mrs. Dol Davis of Eagleport
spent Saturday with Mrs. Tacie
Scott. Miss Kathryn Choguill is
visiting her aunt Mrs. Don Patter-
son of McConnelsville. Mr.. and
Mrs. c. Fl. Craig, Miss Eveland, and
Miss Cleary of Caldwell were Sunday
guests of E. e. McSwords'. Dell
and Neil Blakely of Newark are Wis
ltlng their grandparents Mr.. and
MRS. q. E. McSwords. Miss Ida
Belle Wallace of Roxbury is visiting
her sister Miss Gladys Wallace.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31
East Bloom

Mrs. Finley Reed who has been in
poor health for along time. remains
about the same. Her granddaugh-
ter Miss Alice Reed of below Malta
who has spent most of the summer
with her, returned home Tuesday.
]. M. Stewart is spending the week
with his sister Mrs. J. L. Shilling
and is attending Chautauqua. I.
Farmers are quite busy this week
with their harvest Not many in our
neighborhood had much wheat to
harvest and there is quite lot of
hay to put up yet. There doesn't
seem to be much chance for us farm
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31

ease and eloquence. Mr.. Johnson
spoke of the things that affect a
community, such as this, iHuminat-
ing his thoughts with apt illustra-
tions of conditions as he has found
them in extensive travels throughout
the south, New England states and
west He urged the community to
turn out and give Wheeler McMillen,
editor of Farm and Fireside, a large
hearing on Friday afternoon. The
lecture was preluded by an enjoy
able piano recital by Miss Marjorie
Nye.
The biggest crowd of the Chau-
tauqua UP to that time was out
Tuesday night to see Laurant d Co.,
magicians and entertainers. Lau-
rant was at his best, and his enter
tainment kept the audience in an up
roar Of laughter and cheers.
The Malconta band gave most
enjoyable half hour concert inside
the auditorium. These evening con-
certs by the band and orchestra are
proving very popular this year.
DR.. VIM. Forkell, of Proctorv1lle,
Vermont,> who appeared on the pro-
gram on Wednesday afternoon,
Lscored another hit as a lecturer,
with his excellent address on The
Rediscovery of America" DR.. For
kell lives only four miles from the
Coolidge home in Vermont and on
his way here paid the president a
visit at the White House. The
speaker discussed some of the I'M
portant problems this country is FAC
ing, in a very able manner, and ex-
pressed his confidence that the ma
ton will withstand the severe tests
to which it is being subjected. This
country has now reached about the
age when most of the great nations
Of the world have begun to crumble,
but our institutions and ideals are
vigorous and healthy and il we
pluck out the little spots OF decay,
giving nature chance to rebuild,
there is no crisis in sight that we
cannot squarely face. At the close
Of his lecture DIR. ForkeH was hand
ed telegram announcing the cr1ti-
cal illness of mis- mother and left
Immediately by auto to make con-
nections for Chicago.
The program by Mr.. and Mrs. Glen
Wells Wednesday was witnessed by
good crowd in spite of the heavy
rain during the late afternoon. Mr..
and Mrs Wells are very clever in
their work and pleased fairly well,
though thfgnumber did not measure
up to the other evening programs in
point of general satisfaction.
The Howard Russell Scottish Re-
vue and Tom Corwine are expected
to draw out a very large crowd to-
night and this big double bill should
be one of the most enjoyable events
up to date. as
The track looks clear ahead for
straight run of big hits in the even
ings, with some splendid lectures
and preludes coming in the after
Moons.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31
Makes !
your
Ford
ride i
like
a
Packard

It is oil in the new
spring leaf oilers-effi-
cient, inexpensive, and
the most economical
spring leaf oilers on
the market. Satisfac-
ton guaranteed or full
purchase price refund
ed.
Boyce-ite is the new
gasoline Ingredient
Removes the knock, in
creases power, increas-
es mileage, makes poor
gasoline good and
good gasoline better.
BOyce-ite saves more
than it costs.
Last but not least use
only 100 percent Penn
sylvania auto oil. Save
your engine and ex-
penSe.
All the new things at
Morris Hardxuaro
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31
SEND IN YOUR GUEssES

candidate the Herald gang mas
here week
official pilot IN the
Lowell the
Coolidge be sucessu
majority of the Herald gang
August Who De
biggest P the county, Send your
gueses accompanying should be
limited to
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31
Morris Hardware
Comas and family.

Comas and family
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred E. Williams
entertained very pleasantly after
church on Sunday, July q, in
honor of their 20th wedding ami
versary. it being the evening of the
2Srd. and also celebrated the lat
tef'ss.@brother Geo. q b. Dougan's
birthday. 1t being the following
day. the 2sth There were about
IS people present to partake of the
sbountiful dinner which had been
prepared By: Mrs, Williams and her
sister Mrsa Hiatt. u The menu CON
sisted .sof fried 8: chicken, potato
salad noodles. - roast, :, beef. baked
tmaearoni and cheese. cream siaw.
beets, buns, butter. jelly, apple,
cherry. and eustard pie, twes kinds of
tcake and coffee, /: The, guests: Mr..
and MES. Geo. B. Deugan, Mr.. and
Mrs j., F. Dougan and daughters
Myta and Mildred and son Robby,
Ar. and Mrs. w. s. Dougan, Mr.. and
Mrs. W. T. Marshall. Mr.. and Mrs.
R. s. Dougan and daughters Grace,
Louise and Lois and sons Howard,
Lowell Kenneth and r. s. jr.. Mr..
and Mrs. G. S. Hiatt, Mr.. and Mrs.
Clifford Dougan and daughter Ruth
Helene, Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Hila-
man and son Richard Keith. Mr.. Ho-
mer Beckett, Miss Bertha Rae
Hopes, Miss Fonda Burcher, Paul
and Ronald Burcher, the host and
hostess and two sons Clyde and
Dana. In the evening after eating
lunch the party separated, each GO
ing to their respective homes, wish
ing Mr. and Mrs. Williams many
happy returns of their wedding day.
CHAUTAUOUA NOW ON
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31

CHAUTAUQUA NOW ON
Continued from page one)
have heard in a long time \ He has
a large, rich voice and speaks with
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-07-31

Saturday. Aug. 2. THE Loves OF
Pharoh," at the opera house. Wed
nesday, Aug. 6, Norma Talmadgs In
within the Law"
The Indianapolis times., 1924-09-02
BRASS TACK FOR
c. 0. ?. WORKERS
Suggested by Dawes Bonn
baSt' Speech,

NEW BEDFORD, Sept. 2.--Lis-
tening to the brass tacks, not bonn
bast." speech of Charles G. Dawes.
Republican candidate for Vice Pres
ident, on the radio, inspired a. r.
Zachert, works manager for the At
las Tack Corporation, with the idea
that a brass tack would be an ap-
propriate campaign emblem for Re
publicans to wear from now until
November
His suggestion was accepted by
the officials at the Fairhaven fac
tory and within twentyfour hours
brass tacks, with buttons to attach
them to the coat lapel, were ready to
be put on the market Samples have
already been sent to New York re-
tailers.
Word is now being awaited from
William NJ. Butler, who is a direC-
tor in the Atlas Tack Corporation, as
we'll as campaign manager for Pres
ident Coolidge with whom E. B. Bur
CESS. sales manager for the factory,
wishes to consult before putting the
taCks upon the market.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-09-02
N-POLITICAL
'GET-OUT-VOTE'
CLUB ORGANIZED
Formed to Combat Apathy
on the Part of
Voters,
Times Washington Bureau,
I322 NfN York Arr

WASHINGTON. Sept. 2.-To com
bat the menace Of apathy on the
part Of voters. the National Get
Out-the-Vote Club has just been or
ganized in Washington and branches
in all States and in all congressional
districts will make their appearance
soon.
The new club doesn't care how
you vote, but it wants you to vote
somehow. 1t is non-partisan, non
sectarian, non-class, race and sex.
But II believes that "a full and
free ballot is the foundation Of the
Republic; deplores that barely one
half Of the people in the United
States Of voting age regularly cast
ballot. and pledges public support
and active service TO the cause Of
securing a full registration and bal
lot of all legally qualified American
citizens"
The man behind the campaign is
Simon Nichelet, Washington attOr-
ney and former secretary of the late
Senator Knute Nelson. Micheiet
has spent days in gathering data
from every State in the Union. prov
ing that for every hundred voters
who cast ballots in the last presiden-
tial election. there were ninety-siX
who stayed at home. more than
enough TO have changed the result
of the election if they had so de-
sired.
Governors Of all States, Senators,
members Of the House of Represent.
atives. national and State commit
tees Of all parties and business and
civic clubs have been asked to join
the movement.
Michelet's study showed that ma
tive born American citizens are more
slack about voting than are nat
urahzed foreigners. 1t also showed
that the tendency to remain away
from the polls is increasing. In
1896, so per cent Of those qualified
voted: in 1900 the percentage was 70;
in 1918, SIS per cent; 1912, So per cent,
and in 1920. less than so per cent.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-09-02
PAINLESS TOOTH
PULLERS EX|LED
Examiners Rule There Is No
Such Thing,
BIZ Times Special

BIZ Times Special
WASHINGTON, Sept. 2.-The
last of the flock of painless
dentists, whose gaudy signs adorned
Pennsylvania Ave, have departed
from the Capital. The board of
dental examiners recently ruled chat
there was no such thing as a pain
less dentist. That to advertise pain
less dentistry was to perpetrate a
fraud upon the public. So the
signs have all come down and those
whose sign constituted their prin-
cipal excuse for being in business
have shut up shop.
Washington, in years gone by, has
been haven for many quacks
claiming to be doctors and dentists
Congress passed a stiff law to meet
this situation. 1t is still lawful for
the professions" to advertise, but
only 1egltlmately" and all dentists
must register and their diplomas are
keenly scrutinized.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-09-02

leave Wisconsin until our legislation
had been enacted and its efficiency
proved.
In the following spring we tested
our new direct primary law at the
polls, and we tried out the railroad
taxation law before he circuit court.
Having thus discovered the weak
nesses in our program Of legislation,
I called a special session Of the Legis
lature to meet in December, 1905, IN
order to correct the defects and fully
to complete our work. When the
session adjourned, eleven months
after my election to the Senate,
resigned as governor Of Wisconsin
and prepared to go on to Wash
ington.
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.)
Continued in Our Next Issue)
The Indianapolis times., 1924-09-02
FAILURES FEWER UNDER
WISCONSIN PROGRESSIVES

profoundest devotion to duty in this
and in the coming generation, to
reconstruct our institutions to meet
the requir rements of a new age. May
such brave and true leaders devel-
op that the people will not be led
astray.
I was elected to the Senate Jan.
25, 1905, four weeks after the Legis-
lature met. At first 1 was very
doubtful whether I ought to resign
the governorship and go to Wash
ington.
Much work still remained to be
done in Wisconsin, and 1 felt that I
could not accept until all the pledges
which we had made to the people
We're redeemed in letter and spirit.
For this reason l determined not
to resign as governor until the legis-
lation we had under way was not
only passed, but actually in opera
ton.
While [ recognized that the work
Of democracy is never finished, re-
solved for myself that 1 would not
The Indianapolis times., 1924-09-02

has a record of 1872 feet, what ever
that means in diving language.
What did want to eat?
I heard most of the men ordering
scum"
Must be a new dish. Sure I would
have scum" II turned out to be
delicious meat and vegetable stew.
Sure I would have corn on the cob.
Over this cook tent where the per
formers may order just what they
want, Joe Oliver presides. He knows
the circus game from all sides and
he knows how 10 put up a good meal.
I then went out again on the MD
way, hearing the "speelers" calling
out the wonders on the inside oe
their tents.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-09-02
Long Work Futile

PARIS, Sept. 2.-After forty-slx
years consecrated to the task of re.
vising the French dictionary, the
Forty ImmOrtals" of the French
Academy have found that during this
time the language has been so mo1i-
fed that they must begin all over
again with their work of revision
The first volume of the revision Of
the revision" will be published with
in the next year.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-09-02
THE YES ACTIVE
OVER HOLIDAY,
POLICE REPORT
Houses Are Looted While
Families Observe Labor
Day.

Reported hold-ups and burglaries
in which the loot mounted into large
sums, were on the police states to-
day.
Arthur Drum, Manchester, New
Hampshire, a tourist en- route to
Louisville, Ky, told police two col
ored men, one armed with gun
and the other with a knife, held
him up at Ohio ST, north Of the
Terminal Station sheds, and took
$50. Drouin gave detectives a good
description Of the men.
David Murray, 1914 Cornell Ave,
told police he was around Traders
Alley" West and Pearl SITS, Mon
day night when he met stranger
who offered him a drink Of whiskey.
As he took the drink the man
knocked him down and robbed him
of $160, he said. Police charged
Murray with intoxication and con-
Quoted a fruitless search for the hold
The Indianapolis times., 1924-09-02
TO STOP
PETTING PARTIES
Gotham Police Use Wartime
Devise,
By Times Special

By Times Special
NEW YORK, Sept. 2.-Flares Of
the kind used during the war to il
Illuminate No Mans Land for stra-
tegic purposes will be used by the
police to discourage auto petting
parties. A campaign will be started,
following complaints. along the Bos-
ton Post road and other arteries of
this city.
Here's the idea. Locating a parked
car. the officers will quietly place
a charge of powder in front of the
machine. Then he will light the fuse
with a burning cigar. After which
the sleuth will hide himself while
100 feet of surrounding territory will
be bathed in a glare of brilliant light
with consequent fulsome revelation
of the petting party or parties
The Indianapolis times., 1924-09-02
Revive Cooking Art

CHICAGO, Sept. 2.-The fine art
of cooking-lost for q generation-is
being rescued by the American
schools, according to Miss Anna E.
Phelan, high secretary of the Wom
ems Catholic Order of Foresrers.
Our grandmCthers taught their
daughters to cook" she says. But
now it's up to the schools. The pres
ent-day mothers themselves can't
cook"
The Indianapolis times., 1924-09-02
stop itching SKIN
Zemo, the Clean, Antiseptic
Liquid, Gives Prompt Relief

There is one safe. dependable treat
ment that relieves Itching torture and
that cleanses and soOthes the skin.
Ask any druggist for a 35c or 81
bottle of ZemO and apply it as direct
ed Soon you will find that irritations
Pimples. Blsckheads Eczema, Blotches,
RingwOrm and similar skin troubles
will disappear.
zemo. the penetrating. satisfying
liquid, is all that is needed, for il ban
ishes most skin eruptiOns. makes the
skin soft. smooth and healthy. Zemo
Soap, 25c-Zemo Ointment. 5Oc-Adver-
,iseHent
The Indianapolis times., 1924-09-02

Her Highness is already showing
tinges Of American flapperism. True,
she hasn't bobbed her glistening
black Hair and she doesn't use a
lipstick, but over her native costume
she wears a pale blue chiffon loose
garment, and sports high French
heels and chic nude stockings.
Like other Hindu wives. the prin-
cess isn't allowed to speak except
when spoken 10 by her husband.
She mods pleasantly and answers
questions only upon permission.
His Highness and Her Highness
can speak English only with diff
Guilty but the three little TIighnesses
Prince Taxi Sahib. Princess Ruby
and Princess tile it
easily as they have been trained by
British tutors. The eldest Of the
children appears not older than 6.
The royal children can squall
royalty in both English and Indian
as evidenced when they engaged in
a battle in a hotel lobby over the
apportionment of two pencils After
the three yelling contestants from
the far-off Eastern Empire had been
pulled apart by an attendant, they
were punished in the approved
American woodshed fashion.
Proving, as might we'll be said,
that spanking is universal.