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The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

It is reported that General Butler was on the Philadelphia job only three days-and nights-before he com plained of being sleepy. Still, he man. aged to wake up the town.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
i THE ALABAMA PRESS
More Births Than Deaths

VOI'tIIkU ANENNI
 The Birmingham coroner reports BOO violent deaths in his home city last year. However perusal of lis statistics reveals the encouraging statement that there were i.6O0 more births than deaths from all causes s
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
MANAGES TO WORRY ALONG
 f<a~S Orleans States

Previous to the reyslution the French mobility was exempt from taxation The nobility of this eoun- try has neker enjoyed such n priv ileSs but 1t manages to get along very nicely by investing its money i'm tax-exernrsr securities.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
NecsssariTy

tLSuisrille COUrier-JournaI
 Maxim Gorii. the Russian novel, ist- has written a moving picture soenarisS- If fS deals with Russia it OugliE JO be d moving picture.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
Then ara Now

tNllcasO News They used tO call Philadelnliia corrupt and cOnten.ed-~ That was before Philadelphia called in the marines.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
The Reason Why

ADaAAaS sNewSb Besides California opposes Jap anese immigration because she is convinced that earth.ruskes are catching-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
An, Effective Remedy

GRdsdell Times
 Prohibiting Ia vioiator of the speed laws or "a reckless driver from driving aa automobile for a fixed period is a verx effective method of striking at the. evil and should be commonly in use. One of the chief reasons that speeding has become 80 common and that 1t is seemingly soz hnrd to curb. is the fact that transgfessors have not been dealt with in the manner they should.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
TRUE HEROISAi.
EUhio State JonrnnI.l

tUhlO Stats JOurndI.J
 Perhaps quiet heroiSm never reaches a lOftier plane than when a woman finally informs her husband with q brave smile that her old coat will do for the rest of the winter.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

He says that hs is fighting boazhrp- ism. He seems to be fighting bcashrp- ism as man fights boone e-by Inrsr- porating> it into his system.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
THE tARAGRAPHERS
A Bit Gf Advice LEnI

Dam and Reersheba ought to have a sentiemens agreement. not to. drive their criminals from one to . the other
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
sesRn.
Torture Extraordinary

Indianapolis NewSD -s NkinE of ziutt0Es flor punish H-a Dublin Glis,EatrA ssayS that. tis m solitary confinement, is IeA Tilasteiu.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
Here to Stick
lSylacaugn Newsl ]

(Sylacauga News)
 Every refusal to pay the bonus will extend the controversy. The bonhs, like the poor, we will have with us always-unless we. pay it. Thexefores Jets. pay it and take it out of politics forever. Then, in the future, five don't like bonuses and don't want to pay them don't let's promise them.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

A progressive young lady who is looking for something new takes no stock in Leap Y iar.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

N- It appears from recent discoveries that King Tut was among the fiust to refute the theory that st1rpuds hawe no pockets.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

Our government sent a whole fleet of warships to Vera Cruz. What mpre can Senor De Ia H1egta ask for i'm the way of armament
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
Snn,rfhfns To Envy

tLOuisVille Courier Journal
 Sometimes | envy men like you. My home has two mortgages on it :"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

Dr. Cone may discover that day by day in every way the gate recsiEEs are getting smaller and smaller.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

MT. Mellon says that the Garner tzx bill is politics" Showing thar two can play at that game.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
PiarinE the Blalne

NHunsOrist. LOndOn)
 Keen but Nervous Amateur-I say. alil chap. what shall | do if they ask me to sing?
 CanslisI FrienslNDO3 Why. sing. of course. It'll, be their own faultI
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

MT. Albert B. Fan says that he i, not in politics. It looks so indeed
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

De Ia 1erta ie peineI that t-'1 goyernmcnt .etasss to sell hia af!a,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

I. might je t bad idea 60 oiter a few peace r. res Me&lc9.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

Impores In winter time when days are soft an1 winds refuse to blow, The folks in skiing tournaments inn
 port a lot of snow- When skies are cold and bleak and wet, 'twould be a blessed timing If baseball magnates could import a
 lot of sun in the spring.
 The scope of edncatipn gruws larger year by year. Harvard threAt- ems to build stadium seating 15B,- 900. s... .~ .s.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
kENPNNs. T. us.-ss7SE

NlD, .sis} -~--.'~i HH Bssd H'.;i.- ala,,D- a ...i,,sF lIssisst tlIua .4. lz.,ssis Hsiliisr SIS 1iGr
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
SMILES
IFnkixns2

tAnswers. LondOnl
 They were very much m love, but ait last came the day when they had d bitfsr quarrel and they parted. each resolved never to see the. other again as iOns as they lfEesl
 Years passed. and they had all most forgotten that little love af- kair., when one night they came face with eacii other at a dance
 The man lsft rather embarrassed. but he went eagerly up to her, nexertiieless, and said softly l.
 -wAF,. Mnriel
 She hooked at him indifferenfiy.
 Let me see" she said calmly Was if yoH CT your brother who used rO be an olEi admirertof mineS
 He was snubbed. but he rose to the occasion. Il really don't remember he re piled affably. Probably my father 2
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
Agony

AEouy It's easy enough to be pleasant When fortune is doing her hit,, But the fellow worth while Is the one who can smile With a hangnail on his mifn.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

It seems that the self-seeking sIp- porters of MT. Underwood made a mistake in forgetting that the public right is constitutional
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

The weather man has been pnttiirlg the sun on duty again for few nouns daily. When it comes to sh inning theue is nothing that can knock the spots off the sun.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

The saddest words of tongue or Pen- Somebody's copped my chair again -
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

V e,i, the end Is not yet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

However. their spokasrEa1, Mr. Tunstall, intinatas &ha7, when B political purpose is to be served, -ife
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
sEakes Him Hou,esick

SEakeS Him Homesiek ILos Angeles TImesD
 .-Shut the door, yelled the ro1Sa man. Where were you raised-in la barng'
 Oh. come. he said sOOthingiy, ,u shouldn't take 1t to heart be- cause. I asked if you were raised in q harm
 That's it. that's it," sOkhed the other man II wzs raised m d barn, and if makes me hOmesick ey- -eEy time hear an ass bray.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
TE15gssS|sfORcF~ IBEARER.

We note that pedestrians are ex- pected to observe the traffir signals. That's expecting too much. 1t Us haurd to keep one eye on reckless drivezs and the other on the signal Fights.
 The aim of reckless drivers is mot so good as it was, for every nSw and then some victim is only maimea and not killed. ..~
 We presume the proper aPpenl would be: Please, Mr Fairfax Mauui- son, kindly note BirninghamTs grade crossing distress and aeign to 5eshDw upon us your royal attention" or words to that same humble effect.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

f Being. a professional afhlete, Joe Beckett is barred from the Olympic diving championships.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21
Logic

Logic When a pugilist Meets his end In a boxing ring There arises a hue and cry Against the brutal Sport. But when 700 Pedestrians
 Are knocked off In the course of a year Do you hear of any Legislation against Walking?
 Ans.-No! -Tbe Dn9,e 'For Dancing the Faculty #Rs Elk pelled Eight Ames PlayerS.7 College discipline is growing m0re lax every day. By strange miscar,- riage of justice, the young cnlFrits found guilty of dancing were not shOt at sunrise or boiled in oil. The saddest words of tongue or Pen-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

Washington Stari 'P0lfrics isn't what it used to sighed the old-timer- True, answered Senator SOr- ghnm. some of the most startling interviews get by without being dsnie,l next day
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-01-21

'1For Dancing the Faculty #Rs Elk pelled Eight Ames Players.7
Evening star., 1924-01-13
Exquisitely Complete

Beautiful fittings and trimmings inside
and out, enhance the beauty of this
De Luxe Sedan. Equipment is COM
plete and exactly right. 1t includes
uickeled spring bumpers, front and rear;
nickeIed radiator, motometer, head and
side LIGHTS; extra cord tire, tube, rim
and cover mounted at side; trunk rack
and trunk; body guard rails; automatic
stop light; automatic windshield wiper;
rear view mirror; sun visor.
In all the world no car like this!
Jewett combines advantages, and me-
chanical superiorities no other car Of
fers. Jewett is matched mechanically
only by cars costing 500 to thousands
more-and then at the sacrifice of con-
venience and economy.
Women love the luxury of this New
JewettSixDe LueS Sedan. Men admire
its performance. We invite you and
your vito 10 drive it. Telephone any
time for q demonstration. ss4o
Evening star., 1924-01-13
Improved Machines Themselves
Eliminating Traffic Congestion
Simpler Steering Apparatus, Steodier
Po'cer and Better Brakes Doing Much
to ReIieue CrO,Uded Streets.

accommodation Of larger per
centage Of vehicles in any given
section.
In some cities there ars or1I-
nances regulating the parking or
oars so that no vehicle shall hs
closer than three feet TO another.
This is rapidly becoming an anti
quated regulation. since a properly
designed steering apparatus now
enables a driver to worm out of
parking space even though he is
seemingly pressed for space. These
three-foot spaces will some day be
available for additional parking
since it will only be necessary 70
have three feet of space at one end
of the car in order to make or leave
parking space.
An iutere sting feature of the
matter is that when drivers become
expert in the operation of these
newer and more perfected models
car control will be even more sim
piified than at present
Many people manage to drive
very skillfully with cars of old and
awkward design, and when this skill
is applied TO cars which are natural
" better suited for traffic, no one
need worry about the enormous in
crease in registrations The automo-
bile has a way Of solving It's own
problems"
Evening star., 1924-01-13

How can the density of motor traf-
nc be increased without a corre-
spending increase in congestion?
The Washington Automotive Trade
Association answers this question by
showing that the mechanical i'm
provements in cars are making IL pos
sible for moro machines to be oper-
ated within a limited area with even
less trouble than the motorist expe-
rienced only few years ago.
Every one who drives a car is won
dering what he will do when there
are twice as many machines looking
for parking spaces and trying to
make time through the busy city
IT. A. the situation will be no worse
than today, possibly better.
Easier to Handle.
THE modern car is so much easier
to handle than any of Its predecessors
that practically every operation In
the way of car control can be made
in less than half the time originally
required" points out bulletin just
issued by the dealers. This devel-
opment is going on at such a rapid
rate that it is doubtful whether the
people who are OrlVlnS cars dTOuilu
the city this very day notice any par
ttcular difference from congestion
year ago, even though there are
thousands of additional cars in opera
ton.
with a smooth clutch. an unfail-
ing flow of power under the hood, ey-
cellent visibility and easy steering, a
driver today can park his car In less
than half the time required for the
same operation a few years ago. This
speeds the movement Of traffic,
whether il is finding parking spaces,
entering them. leaving them or sim
ply proceeding through the streets.
''When there are fewer motorists
blocking the way traffic cannot help
but require less time to go from one
point to another
Naturally this speeding uD Of the
movements and operations necessary
to the proper control of motor cars
allows for additional cars, without
further congestion. in direct proper
ton to the increase in facility of
such operations.
Changes I'm Brakes.
'HThe automotve engineers are
doing more to simplify traffic than
all the lawmakers in motordonl- The
radical improvements in brakes, for
instance, have made it possible for
fast-moving cars to run within a
few feet OF each other with com
parative safety. This allows for the
Evening star., 1924-01-13
BY WILLIAM ULLMAN.

why is a garage, and will it be
necessary to put the car of the
future away for the night?
This query is on the lips of several
million motorists who admit that
The most annoying problem in car
pwnership today Is finding adequate
garage accommodations. Many who
own their own homes are fortunate
n having a private garage at hand
hut the great bulk Of car owners are
still pursuing the time-honored
sport of trying to find a niche to
squeeze the ear into for the night
Accommodations for tourists cars
are notoriously poor, many motorists
already preferring to leave their cars
m the open rather than have them
laMmed into crowded and inadequate
quarters at the rate OF 1855 per year
for storage.
Thousands of cars are said to be
wantonly deprecated through the
habit of leaving them out all night.
out there are a few automobile folk
who have at last come TO the front
With the contention that even more
cars are permanently damaged
through storing them in Inadequate
Quarters
Garageless Car Signs.
II has been shown in q number of
instances that car owner might
better take a chance on leaving his
car out all night, and this coupled
with the fact that cars are being
designed to be more weatherproof
IS evidence enough of the coming of
{. garageless car.
af
as indicative of this interesting
prophecy.
IT is shown. for example. that the
garage does more to keep car out
Of service than any other single fac
tor and that since it is becoming in
creasingly important for motorists
20 use their cars in order to max e
motoring pay, the ear itself must be
so designed as to require no storing,
except when repairs are being made.
I'm not using the car tonight, be-
ssuse it's so much trouble TO get it
out of the garage" is a familiar line
in motordom.
Or I'll have to put the car away
before the garage is filed up
In either instance il is evident that
the owner is, has or will sacrifice
some further service which the car
could render in such a way as TO save
money on his transportation costs.
The theft OF automobiles. II is said.
EoutiHues iIrespoc1lNe oi whether ma
chimes are in the garage or out. 1t is
q question of whether a thief wants d
car and how many obstacles are
placed in his way. The protection of
the extra lock on the door of pri-
Vata garage can be duplicated by an
extra lock on some part of the car
Itself.
Protected Cars Stolen.
In this connection II Is shown that
though ten automobiles were parked
nightly for several months in the rear
Of an apartmen house, none of them
was even tampered with, while three
Evening star., 1924-01-13

that ths storage end of the business
represents d lose. He could use the
space TO better advantage for repair
ing or any number OF other purposes
space. and space that is becoming too
valuable In many quarters. A lot OF
waste space is necessary to make IL
possible 10 move cars about in ga
RACES. and this either adds TO the cost
of storage or, lacking il, means in
adequate storage.
Whether storage goes the way Of
the hand crank or not, motorists will
doubtless benefit by the trend to keep
cars In more constant service by cut
ting out the obstacles to their freer
use.
tCopyright, 1924
Evening star., 1924-01-13
CARE NEEDED IN CLEANING
Water Spots Where Rain Curtains
Overhang.

ter, or when polishing II. be careful
to cover those sections OF the car
which are usually hidden by the
overhang of the rain curtains In
less the curtains are frequently de-
tached from the car body, and the
portions covered by the overhanging
rubbed. the motorist is likely to find
on the body when he comes to re-
move them altogether in the spring.
These marks will line the door just
an inch or two below the tops, and
will extend to tho body and cowi
wherever the curtains touch. Lines
like these are the sort of wrinkles
no amount of good intentions will
remove
Evening star., 1924-01-13
ONE TRAFFIC TRICK.

When it's problem to know where
to stop to discharge or take on pas
sengers, remember that there will
always be vacant space at the
curb near a fire hydrant. In many
cities il Is against the law to stop
to discharge passengers in the center
of the street. but nowhere can mere
stopping before a fire hydrant be
construed AS parking
Evening star., 1924-01-13
KING OLD MOTOR FAN.

king George v, now ruler Of Eng
land. was quick TO recognize the
practicality Of motor vehicles au0
placed his official approval on motor
Ing when he adopted the automobile
in 1900, says j. II. Newmark, man
ager of sales promotion, Iurant Mo
fnrs incnrnnrafed
Evening star., 1924-01-13
CRANKING BY HAND.

Battery saving is more sensible if
accomplished by hand cranking the
car a moment or two before turning
on the ignition and using the starter.
The raw gas thus sucked into the
cylinders is Immediately burned. hav-
ing no opportunity to do much dam
age
Evening star., 1924-01-13
ELIMINATES GUESSING.

Copyright. Ie24.t
Evening star., 1924-01-13
Beauty and Amazing Performance

ment. Certain light" skies have 13.S
Bs.-13.7-12.8-14.3-not one, you
see, but viii be sluggish compared with
Jcwett.
Jewett steers with fnser-touch
guidance; parks sweet1y IN 1615 foot
space at the curb; turns around m A.
loot street; requires but a 14-foot alley
or driveway to your gMaEe-
Evening star., 1924-01-13
K. OF C. AUTO COURSE.
Glasses for Second Term of Schoo
Organized.

The knights of Columbus Service
School has organized auto classes 70.
the second term of its 1923-i92s
school year and started new groups
during the week OF January Z All
classes are open free of charge in
every particular to veterans OF the
world war. This service TO world
war veterans is continuation of the
wartime welfare work and is offered
as such TO all men presenting evi-
dence Of service during the late war
who are interested in any phase OF
the automobile industry. Glasses are
held Monday. Wednesday and Frida>
nights from 80 to $50 and the com
plete course is given in twelve weeks
Evening star., 1924-01-13

One of those little radium COM
pound buttons attached to the oil
indicator saves a lot of guessing
when wondering how the oil supply
is holding out on a cold winter night.
Evening star., 1924-01-13

HERE is the attractive New Jewett
l. l. De Luxe Sedan-complete in
every detail-and ssch Gtsz50T1svl
It's the 50-horsepower Paise-buih
motor that gives Jewett closed cars
cpencar''performnnce. This Del
beauty rolls along smoothly m high at
two miles an hour, then Jumps forward
1t your commmd-picks UP from S to
3 miles an hour In seconds in high.
Cry that with au other ouD
Jewett takes most any hin IN high;
does 60 miles an hour, or more, JOY
ousiy. That's powcri And Jewett's
6cyinder motor sfdus soodl It is high
pressure oiled like Paige and other
h4hest quality cms. woyers5,m
Jewett owners have proved Jewett's
s~eee-tempered dependability.
Not a ~Light" SIX
yewen IS q sturdy six-not a Tight"
six. Touring car weighs 28O5 pounds
100 pounds more than some Light
sixes-and the De Luxe Sedan in pro-
portion Paige Timken axles, front and
rear; 6mch- deep frame; all-steel uni
versal joints, with sealed-in fabrication,
GOOD for 5000 miles. Yet with all its
weitht and strength, Jewett's amazing
power 9ves It the sdvantzee over other
oars IN povver.tor.wei9ht. Power-6or.
WEIGHT determines performance.
Jewe4t has but Tx pounds of car
veiIht per cubic inch piston dispaace-
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-10-21
Los MedicOs Dicen Que El Ex7
cesO De NegOCi0s, Preoeu=
pac;Ones Y RecargO De
Trabaio Son Causas
De Mala Us
SaIud
La Ciencia M6dica Tiene Ahora Un
RcmediO Que Esta Produciendo
MaraviIlosos ResultadOs En-
Tales Casos

81 su Sueho es profdifdo reparador,
81 Sc sienie usted nervioso y agOtado por las
malapaA, debe ir inmedatamente Ia Botiea
y cJmpr4r este nueyo rethedo, Nusa-Tone
Quedara so1prendido de la rapidez con que
Obra. III Nuga-Tone lie produce sueho
tranqulo. pervios fuerteS y frnes, buen
apctto. maenffiea digestion lie devue.ve Ell
eutuSiasMo ienandolo de amino energia.
Este nuevn remedio. Nuga Tone, produce
rnRiavillogos resu!tados en- los desarreg los
del est6inago. estrenimiento etc. 81 usted es-
Ia sufr "ndo de a|guno de estos males, esta
en- el dct"r de ensayar el Nuga Tone, de Ia
miSma manera que 10 tan hac cndo mi es
de pers21as mensNa 'mente. Los manufaetu
rer3s d. Nuea Tone conocen tan bicn los
cfecios cue producirA tales caSos que
hacen qHc todos los droguistas den la earnn-
tia de dcyolver el dinero cuando I'd M esti
satSfoch" los resuhados Es agradab'e
para trmar nuede e"noeollr mes m
rleto do tratamento por eerca de un dollar.
Recommended" Garantizado de veuta en-
'-1-s lns hrenas Farlnacias Y Boticas,
9N Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-10-21

Antonio G. MARTINEZ.
Ciales, P. R.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-10-21
sEPULvEDA
PERMANECERA...

Nos extrailo sobremanera que un
reporter de ''El AguiIa'' nos dijera
anoche que tenia unas declaraciones
politicas del Lcdo. Domingo Sepdlve-
da quien siempre Sc ha negado, ante
nuestras insistentes sdpicas salir
dc la incognita.
Despues de las indicaciones del re-
porter volvimos visitar al sefior Sc
p6lveda Y neg6 rotundamente que a
nadie hubiera hecho manifestations
politicas porque Ell seguia miranda al
horizonte sin aflliarse todavia a min
gln partido. Septlveda, ell hombre de
las frases originates, sc concrete a
rccitarnos la fabula de la 'Hserpien-
te y la Lima"
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-10-21
MITIN REPUBLICo-
SOCIALISM,.

Nos informa ell Lcdo. Colon, llder
del Jumbo que ell dia 26 del actual SO
llevara efecto en- Ia plaza Mulloz
Rivera TN formidable mitin de las
huestes de Iglesias Nadal. Felipe
Colon dijo tenia en- sus inanos Ia prne
ba evidente de sus mayorias y Gae
los caInpos invadirian la .ciudad. va
10 saben los aliancistas. acoracense
Las huestes de Tous Soto, asi co 10
las de Felipe Colon, en- Ponce, luc.;a~
ran tenazmente oil dis de novieln-
bre, ambas coiectividades poseen
soldados para conseguir Ia victoria
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-10-21
LOS NACIoNALISTAS
Y LAS ELECCIONES.

A juzgar por Ia igualdad de frer-
gas ore aparentemente ofrecen los pu
ros-socia istas y los ahancistas una
persona conocedora de las evoMciones
roliticas de Ponce nos ha infotnledo
cue NADIA tendria de particular que
la victoria dependiera del nlmero de
vctos q. aportaran las huestes de don
Manuel Mayoral. Tantos los lideres Sc
flores Norat Rodriguez, A1bizu Y Oro-
ma, Green que los NacionaGsta3 lleya-
ran a las urnas por 10 menos, mil Vo-
tos.