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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
Old Stuff!

I HARRY DAUGHERTY former United States attorney
general who forced out OF the cabinet by the
Wheeler senatorial investigation thinks he has tossed
real bombshel into the progressive camp But It is only
a dud.
Waiting the time when he thought it would be of great
est effect politically Daugherty sent to Democratic Nomi
nee Davis statement alleged TO have come from CASTOR
b. Means a witness who testified against Daughertys
administration of the department of justice. Means made
charges against Daughertys department that rocked the
country Daugherty of course denied them ALL but let IL
go at that. Now comes Daughery with the claim that
Means has confessed he lied and that Senator Wheeler
made him do it.
Daughertys honor was at stake And yet he delayed
publication of the alleged Means statement until he thought
+; it could be used for political effect.
And Means another statement declaring that
he did not repudate his testimony and that his charges
stand just he made them before the Wheeler committee
Daughertys play may strike the politicians fine
strategy but folks who concerned with the plain ques
! tion of honor will wonder at his tactics.
Did Means lie the witness stand? Did he repud
ate his testimony against Daughertys department? Is he
lying now?
There time when Daugherty, with the full force
o the department of justice could have made such thoro
Investigation that all Of the facts would have been made
pain. But he didn't do it. He got-or says he got-a
statement from Means in which Means according to the
ialeged statement, confesses he lied.
Cheap political trash of this kind will get nowhere,
mo matter who or what he is.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
TENT.TowN PITCHED

Tho huge tsuttown ~ the erpsdi
iiun WAS pitched Boo truly IDEAL
spot They bad selected an open
stretch of grass land. which was sur
rounded on 900 sides by aeariathorn
trees and thorny scrub one hundred
and nfry yhris away was the lake.
bordsrsd Ey thick papyrus reeds and
druaF bushes ~ long thofuH The
scrub and papyrus reeds were cut up
iu 80 directions by hippopotbmus
tracks
The chattrrinE ~ apes in the
trees and tllr hhrli but tuurful tUit
Ter ~ bird talk. combined with tie
gentle iHp % Tic waters Gf thr lake.
alone disturbed tho serenity Of that
peaceful scene
Heller was engaged upon tho great
task OF preparing the head and hide
uf a giant h.ppopoiamus. which Ker,
INIT had killed on July %. Tarlton
was soon working Htrcnuuusiy over
Tho issuance ~ stores 20 tho portsrr
and OVERWHELMING tho erection OF a
EmEs matched hut for The nrcomo
dalton ~ Dawson and myself
They an looked ven bronEsd and
well. and they were fun q stories Of
tho wonderful experiences that had
hFiallsn them Ia the so,ik country
We lunched together m tho welcome
shade Of "a rOomy grass matched
SHE'D that had hem erected a. mess
house The tents Of tho European
personnel ~ the expedition had becn
placed ln "a long line. facing the gor,
Erous brauty ~ Lake NaiyaHha.
while over Colonel Itoossysirs tent
laSily fioaird the inevitable Amen
can flag
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26

rI have remained Hu down 90
flr present das
THE superintendent of Nar
Hips under THe Treaty gn "a a.5.8
ivHIa waa made hy ofigrr nf
auf own and other uHtlrs CON
srmcd. and tHy Scientific Am
ru3n believes that their woH.
nHF fqu.lUiy done SgFfuhr
ieu, the country begun to Er
flooded with complaints thHt lhr
treaty had done au Injustice ta
rbe United States particularly
boz leaving our nfsl at "a dias
vantage iu the matter ~ che Il,
iurmr ranges uf il7 Euus as yum
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
; Questions :
4! AnSWered !

Q Who ere the worlds finest
piauiFtbF
A. PadrreusEi and RachmaHiu0U
are asuaHy 60 considered
Q How dla the word tailor" or
lEinatef
f. From ne French ,cora "taaler."
Meaning cutter
Q How far does the Erawntlonal
attraction Of the earth extend
4. theoretically. 10 tHfinitU. n
confidently decreasing amount
q About how many Indians - 81
supposed were In North America 81
the time Columbus discovered Amer
ica7
4. n Is eIfimated fhof there we're
about fiI5O00.
Q Did Magellan actually clrcum.
navigate tho Riobsg
- ~ H1 NHf PffAnHatiF Atf 70
the end Of ne voyage N uhich his
strip saiied around the globe. yet he
did oircumnaui0atc the 0iobe. Tor on
hts longest royaoo eastward he had
reached Handn island at long $50.
de0rscs =. 81 Grcentrich. aud uheH
ne uoS tiiird bV an attack Of ma
iiues az uaciaH island Ne had sailed
ncsiieard 10 long. i2I dc0recs T. Of
GfecHirch. fhus bv Or degrees more
than completing the circumnaUi0a-
figu.
q What Is Lois wilson's address,
&, Care Of ". ". HodEiHson
Corp, $50 Ftih arc. Neo York
CITY.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
HUNTING CASUALTIES

In forwarding somo more home
mali out to Theodore Roosevelt. !
had told him that was leaving. &C.
cordiug to prc.nrrunRcd plans for
Eutsbbe In Uganda: also that VII,
Hams. who had been fellow guest
at McMillan's JuJa farm. had been
badly maulcd by a lion which he had
mortally wounded aud which had
then charged him, and that a man
named Baker. whom he had also
met. had been killed by an elephant;
and, finally. that vas going out on
lion hunt at Lake Nalvasha be.
fore proceeding 10 Uganda.
Ny Nasal runner brought me back
the following letter from Colonel
Roosevelt. written from ono OF the
camps in the Sotik country:
July /. 1909.
Dear Forans
Il suppose you will DO gone when
this reaches Naiyasha. but send II on
the off chance. hope YOU got your
lion. and that you will thoroly en-.
joy your Nyanza trip. am very
sorry to hear about Williams: and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26

A. matters stand the British
older -Mp- have an added ad
sautare ~ about $500 yards ~
tns extreme range ~ our older
.Hlus which are from 1000 10
600 yards " the suEEeHisd
change Of elevation ~ our guns
De- made us Hhall Then have au
advantage ~ about 5000 yards
over tHs Older British ships that
b. 20 ray the inequality ~ range
would Io twice aH great uH %
present
Now these older officers ~
the navy know that me question
" 5000 % 1000 yards difference
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
Shall We Elevate Our Naval Guns9 Here Is Another AngIe

~ range. 40 ranges ~ from 20
600 10 1000 yards. may looa
SERIOUS On paper but will DO
negligible iu iHs -rrsss and con-
fusion of "a rra fight ~ rura
ranges ths rHips vI. b. proc
tgauy buU down 10 one du.
other che dispersion wlll hs iu
creased and ths chances N htf
viii be- decreased. and fhs sp8t
ling must Es done hg alplaufz
10 20 l5 miirf away cireIu-
above the susmy.s ships Thee
friendly uIrp.ansr. however viii
be- engaged Boa o. hot old "doa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
A Wise Judge
FUDGE STANLEY ORR, of a Cleveland court, is
j the reckless autoists on a new line.

NUDGE STANLEY ORR, of a Cleveland court, is after
y the reckless autoists a new line.
The other day the judge gave arrested driver the
once-over and quietly ordered Bring the ophthamolo
st. You picture the icy creeps that went up and
down that drivers spine and how his eyes bulged and
hair raised like quilts upon the fretfu porcupne Thirty
days in workhouse he could have understood, but what
sort of engine of torture an opthalmoogist"?
Enough to make fellows teeth and knees rattle, to be
But scientific-looking gent walked in and, after
an examination, declared that the driver blind in
eye and mighty weak in the other.
A wise proceeding by the court. 1t squeches such
excuses as 81 thought" the other fellow was" "the
pedestrian got ratified and ETC.. etc. And the obvious
to dsquafy drivers whose eyesght is danger
ously defective Every court might well have its optha
moogs particularly the courts of those states in which
anybody easily drivers license. To be sure
the ophthamoogist should be called in before the license
granted But that is not the usual way of curing evils
Usually the barn is locked after the horse is stolen
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26

MIA 80 much talk absut the
wsaLnsssrs and nFvds OF euF
haNf. fhr star hrttgNrs lie
readers ntii be- intrrrsted la
this siErzup 90 the nun=rirNu-
tion pisn ~ che Srtrnttfir Anz
srivnn. Nithuut rdituFtaiiy ca
sarsinE she Ntrws la a., The ~taF
rcpTints a. here
rom the Scientific Nmrricanl
THE Washington treaty must
4 ever stand av one of Tho
uablesf achievements uf Amer
can st8trHmsuzur huI nfor
tungielN there ls group of
older and rgayfiuuBry naval of
nrgu who Wfrr bitterly opposed
t1 the treaty num The yrry first
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
ARE YOU REALLY AN AMERICAN?
Women Seeking to Clarity Gable Law

which win allow former wom.
en- citizens % DO away with Tire
red tape o. naturalization and
regain their citizenship b. 90.
ing before a court. making dec
lamtiOHs and offering proofs of
her IDENTITY
Many Dgzzling questions come
up before citizenship authorities
In the labor department here
but they can anEwer them all
Suppose Jennie Jones. an
American. married n British sub
sect IN October. 1922 after ths
Gable Law WA passed and has
been living 10 London with him
ever since what nationality IL
she, and % what country does
her infant son belong. since he
vas born in Great BntainT'
The answer 10 this Is that
Jennie b. sin an American. But
II she wants 10 remain an Amer.
lean. she must 90 10 the Amer,
lean consul IN London before
October Of this year and ds.
clare her intentions.
The Cab'e law provides that
two years residence IN the hus
bands native country means
loss o. American citizenship for
The American wife unless Ehs
takes steps 70 keep Il.
The baby presents a real prob.
lem. However. officials say hs
would probably be considered an
English subject. II. By the time
he is IS years Of age. he thinks
he'd rather be an American. he
haa riEht 20 claim that he Is.
since that was his mothers ma.
tionality The courts would
probably hack him up.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26

pared with those Of the British
Tbis propaganda raId nothing
about The compromising material
advantage posFcH-rI Uy our
IHtrrt ships lur 90 iHe fact that
they arr more modern lHrFsr
morr heavily armed and more
heavily Protected than fHr BH
i7h aud chat they have the ad
EautHHr ~ having been son
almsfei iHps The war ana ~
rmbodgiuE tz technical ls-roua
The navy wishes 90 6prnd So
100000 u plr'nE ths elevation
~ lhs gums ~ our older ships
from NC degrees 90 90 degrees.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
Natives Cutting Up a Hppopotamug

nothing Of those Of tho three nat.
urllistg
Colonel Roosevelt had shot only
animals that wrro wanted ror the
museum or FOR food. altho a great
many more could have benn killed N
Il had been so desired Hut nothing
was ever wuntonly aho' or huichered
during the whole course ~ that OK.
pcdi'ion in Africa Included 10 the
coloucl's b1R we're a iioucsa. hyenn
war; hog. two Glands. two topi. tao
zebraa and d nine foot python. kcr.
init had Killed two Chcc,ah snd "A
lion. amongst other animals
II WAS during these six weeks tina,
Colonel Roosevelt had some Of his
most interesting adventures. and as
tho days progressed tho collection Of
specimens assumed gigantic proper
tons. Before th"y finally left tho
souk country for saigaisai farm on
Lake Naivnsha. they had added to
the first five days list no less than
three giraffe. six or more topL ak
rhinos, three cheetahs, and four
lions and lioncsscH.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
A Nopel Method

CENAToR la TOILETTE is giving the voters some
y thing new in the way OF a political campaign, It's
SO different that it's n novelty.
Probably you'll remember back i'm MAY, when Senator
Lodge Of Massachusetts, testifying before senate
committee. he said:
Il am putting II moderately when / say that nine
tenthS of the money that expended the party of the
from Arkansas democraticl we'll for mine
republican, is raised in the city of New York.
Lodges statement created a stir in congress-but no
senator publicly denied IT,
But that's beside the point
The interesting thing that when La Toilette got ready
go campaigning he scheduled one of his first stops
the city of New York.
And in spite of the fact that Wall Street and suburbs
is the place where nneenhs of the wherewithal comes
from with which the boys play politics, La Toilette
stepped out the platform and turned them down cold
He said in effect that he didn't need any of that nine
tenths to put him in the race-that he wouldn't want to
be in if he had depend upon it. And far he was
concerned they could keep the 'nine-enths in their
pockets.
Now isn't that funny way to run political campaign?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
A Thought

There Is that makeih himself rich.
yet hath nothing. there ia that
mnketh himself poor. yet hath
great rirhes.-Proy. Hfi.;s.
TNHE fmailncas Of our desires may
Il contribute reasonably 90 our
wealth -Cobhett
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
FABLES ON HEALTH
CARE OF EARACHE

T'ARACHE may be a hint Of some
~ thing quite seriOus. as the
Mann family was advised when one
pf the children was thus troubled
and 50 Il is frequently advisable 20
consult the doctor.
But for emergency treatment at
home this remedy may be tried:
Fin a bag with salt and heat II
thoroly, applying It to the car IL
mis- is not to be had try hot cloths
Or hot water bag.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26

beautiful creatures' think no
would quickly change his mind
about both qualities
Colonel Roosevelt and his party
came into camp at saiga-sai farm.
on the southern shores ~ Lake Maj
ypsha. on July IL, FOR o hippopo,a.
mua hunt
CHAPTER TN
Ilippopotamus Hunting nj Saieai-sai
TNHE expedition had arrived at
Il ssigal Sal. fine farm that h.,
lonEed 10 Commander Frederick AZ.
trntoTouRh. H. n. aud hts brother.
on July ! 2, amer most wonderfully
successful shooting trip 10 Tho Sotik
country and on Tho i.ofctta plains.
u had been a very hard trek dur
Ing tho last two days OF tho Journey
down 20 Lake Naivnshs. owing 10
tho absence OF water az tho frs,
cHmpinE place. In consequence OF
this shortage 81 an absolute nocos.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26

DEhf ur MAJ be- sure. with
fUe enemy aIrpanr- and au
Es more concerned Hlfa pump.
sHF marlIHs gun bullets maa
sending radio sDgfUErE 90 fHfe
admIufr ship
~ uf 70 back "a. EgfrauH We
find ibaf aIfIg Beatty had rsr.
rral fh0laud rrdT advantage
~ uuFr over Tie 0'rrmanr be-
opened fire NOT ~ $4,000 ag' 40
ls1JG yards and aIth0 Er had
superior speed preferred % fight
out DIE actions af ~ 600 10 o..
900 yards
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
nLGIN mEKE InnAN

Robert FUrau, Newspaper eurrss
spondrni accompanies tho Theodore
ltouarNrlt expedition into Africa In
1908 They arrive az MomhaHa The
gateway Of British ThhI africa.
ana then make The railroad Journey
10 their fret camp uu thr game
crowded kupiu Plains. 1ks milrH
from the coast with Colonel Ronhr-
Welt arc hia SON. Kermit and three
SCIENTIFIC members az hIH starr
Major ldEar a Mrhrua. Edmund
Heller and D. Allen l-aTluE
Incredible good luck ramFH 90 the
rifles Of Colonel Roosevelt and hrr.
NIT during tho first two weeks ~
their saiourn They spend some
time AZ Nalrabi aud kilHbr and then
start on their first prolonged HAfari
across the thirst belt" in suttk
The procession 10 poFtrFa. gun
bearers personal servants and
ztoums is fully quarter ~ a mile
long
NOW GO oN wtTu rHE story
Tho first five days shooting ln the
Sotik had brought it or more ami
mails 10 Roosryclt'a own gun. 10 say
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26

Put a few drops Of alcohol on a
hot cloth and 50 place It that the
alcohol fumes viii enter the ear. II
this Is not effective heat a few
drops OF sweet oil, putting them
INTO the ear by means Of a plug OF
cotton.
Apply when as hot as the ear viii
stand. but be very careful tbatslt
Is not too hot and cause burns
Otherwise the cure viii be az bad
as the condition.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
Smoking Room
Stories

HDACK where ! live" the rough
ID looking man was saying in
The smoker. II am the taller. Not
tosg ago. heard a conversation
between two Of the gentlemen in.
mates.
Believe me or not, all that /
ever did was to rob mans house
and kill him while he was trying
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26

to get me, and set fire 20 the
house and burn his wife and. six
children
That amt nothing. said the
other man. I killed my mother.in-
law after taking all Of the filling
out Of her teeth and making her
eat her own cooking ] might have
waited until she died from It her
self, but / hated to sec her suffer
How long are you In for?' asked
the more refined gentleman.
81 think. from now or. -"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26

large hippo walking along the edge
- the papyrus reeds az the distant
end of a little hay We headed the
launch straight for A. and slowed
down az We reached the vatsrlilisH
and weeds that protected the edge Of
tho papyrus.
Colonel Tloossyfr. Kermit and
Cunningham rapidly transfsrfrd
themselves 20 the small rowing
boat. which We had been towing and
IN which at three portsra who could
use the oars. and started 20 row In
tho direction % the hippo BY thls
time u had disappeared In the reeds
Continued Ia the Neat Issusl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
"CRANK" LETTERS

Many amusing letters were being
received uY Colonel Roosevelt fmm
unknown correspondents from liI
over America. and even from Eu.
rope one man wrQto % Colonel
Roosevelt 10 protest against hiT
shooting such harmless and beaull
ru' creatures aa rhiuocrrrs when
Colonel Roosevelt read this letter he
remarked 20 nae
- should just lii,e fhr writer TO bs
turned loose in a h.sh.Walisi snolos
sure with one ~ thsst harmless and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
BY r. G. ORR
WAsuSGToN Sept 20

II
w Arc sou an Amefiean7
You might have 20 think twice
% answer that question n sou
were an American ElrI who
married an Engiiahman a
Frenchman, an Italian. Cor
man or some other foreigner
before September. 1899
n was on this date that cont
grs-a passed the Gable aW,
which allows an American w0m-
an marrying a foreigner 90 re-
tain her American eltizeuahlp.
Hut The law Isn't retroactive.
The American SRI who married
her foreigner any time before
September. 1893 Hill has 30 80
thru n regular naturalization pro
csdurs n che wants back her
citizenship.
This r. one o. the faults ~
the law which members o. the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
Fights "for Life"

CTRANGE things happen to in this day and age if we
I'D aren't constantly ION the job"
Aged Isaac c. Crane meets friend who gasps and says
I'Why Ike you're dead" Doggone if l am" says Ike
but he learns that the courts declared him legally dead
after long absence Now he Graves legal resurrection
to claim share of $4,000 estate. 1t will be inter-
estng fight.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
O 1921 MA Service Inc.

have held him up az ana awful and
much needed example Go Kermit !
am even moro sorry 10 hear about
poor Mrs Bakers husband
Always yours.
THEODORE ROCKWELL
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26

sit5. che margh hB4 continued dur.
ms The night With barely a stop Ca
gcpt FOR brief rests "a route. until
Sairal Sal farm had been reached.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26

National League u Women Vpt
era want 90 zee corrected during
Tho neTt congressional session,
An amendment viii be sought
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-09-26
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The Washington times., 1924-01-17
ADVERTISEMENT,
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AND LOOK YOUNG
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Grandmother kept her hair beau.
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You simply dampen q comb or soft
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BY morning the gray hair disap-
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The Washington times., 1924-01-17
LECTURETTE

All the world loves a mirror.
There's never any varnish left on
the floor in front Of one. These
chocolate bar machines wouldn't
make a penny If it wasn't for the
mirror they carry. A real lady
would spend a cent anytime to
see how much she looks.
But men aren't too proud to
take a glimpse Of themselves. OF
course, they haven't 30 much
time for this sort Of thing what
with visiting the tailor. the mani.
curist, the shoeshiner, and the
warbler. The reason most men 20
to the BARRIERS is that they get
so fascinated by a shaving mirror
they become absent minded with
the razor.
The Washington times., 1924-01-17

The doctor who advises you to
go to California for your health
when he knows that you can't
buy a railroad ticket to the next
town.
The Washington times., 1924-01-17
A Slight Resemblance.

Il notice that your husband
witches his shoulders; has he the
st. Vitus dancer"
Yes. and it's the only sanity
thing about him."
The Washington times., 1924-01-17

Giving the janitpr a box Of
cigars and his wife a box Of
candy just when large supply
Of coal has been deposited in the
cellar on a cold day.
The Washington times., 1924-01-17

BY Q new discovery the life-giving
gland substance may now be SUP.
piled in tablet form. This treat.
ment is highly recommended by
European and American scientists
who have proved that the internal
administration Of gland extracts
has a very marked effect upon the
corresponding glands Of the human
body, often rebuilding them to nor.
NAL activity.
Such treatment IL now offered
to the public in the form Of Glando.
gen, a highly concentrated glandu-
lar tonic, In convenient tablet form,
prepared from the glands Of healthy
young animals and compounded
with other valuable ingredients.
Glandogen Is obtainable at Peo-
pies 16 Drug Stores. Mail orders
given prompt attention.
The Washington times., 1924-01-17

If the Democratic Convention is
held in New York 1t may be diff
cult for the delegates to distin-
guish between the convention hall
and the subway.
The Washington times., 1924-01-17

The flapper who entertains you
Tor three solid hours by relating
how her ex-fiances proposed to
her.
The Washington times., 1924-01-17

You never hear of a profiteer
who's a bachelor. Otherwise how
could he place his property in his
wife's name.
The Washington times., 1924-01-17

Working for nothing 10 elect a
certain public spirited candidate
30 you can apply for a Job after
he's IN office.