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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-20
DYSPEPSIA ALIVIADA

Cuando sienta I'd. que ell est6ma-
GO no digiere bien, cuando expert
piente pesadez deSpuGs de las conf
Gas o sufra eruntos ac.dos, flatulen-
cia, doIor de est0mago, f..lta de ape
tito, y otras manifestaciones que de-
notan debilidad digestiya, tome I'd.
las PfdoraS Rosadas del DR.. Wi
Hams.
Notard I'd. la pronta mejorfa que
Sc obtiene con ell uso de este pre-
PARADE; mejorard grandemente la ac-
ct0n de los intestinos, e~fectuandose
con faeilidad Ell proceso de la diges-
ton Y asimilaci6n de los alimentos.
Estas pfldoras, al proporcionar san
gre roja, RIGA y pura, lie tonifcaran
los nervios y foTtaleceran los MUS
calos, llevando vitalidad y salud a
los 6rganos digestivos.
Ell ST.. Antonio Pedraza, que vive
en- la Gale de la Penitenciar1a No. 8,
Ciudad de Mexico, nos escribe 10
%Siguiente: "No ~encuentro palabraS
para expresarles la gratitud que debo
a Su preparation llamada P1ldoraS
E,oSadas del DIR. Williams. Por al
gun tempo surf de nerviosidad y
dyspepsia, TODD 10 que COMA Sc me
ponfa acido en- ell eStomago, impi-
diendome cumplir con mis- deberes.
"Tuve la buena suerte de encon-
trarme un %prospecto de los que
acompahan a los f~rasquitos dc sus
ahamadas pildoras. Me entere de Ell
y puse mi case con I'm ilustrado ia
c1ltatiyo de esta localidad, quien CO.
noce al palmo las atlas cualidades de
las Pldoras Rosadas del DR.. Wilt
ans. Me a~consejo tomara, por via de
ensayo, dos frascos. Cual serfa mi
asombro La primera semana, cuando
comence a notar mejorfa, pues CO.
memo a disipar la pesadez ~nervlosa,
v hoy me encuentro sano, graclas q
sus maravillosas ~pAdoras."
Las Pfldoras Rosadas del DIR. Wi
lliams Sc venden en- todas las boti-
cas-. Exija ell paquete rosado con la
F grande.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-20
Los intereses...

Continuation de la primera pag. }
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-20
Sc VENDE

Finca de setenta cuerdas: catorce
grams cultura Y de retono para moler
cosecho 1925 en- la Central Juncos
en- Santa Juana, Caguas. Atravesada
por la c~arretera de Las Piedras a
San Lorenzo. Contiene palmas COCO
arboles frutales y bosques, Aqua
abundante. Valor l($6,OOO) seis mi
pesos sin cosecha 1926. Las rafces
a beneficio del comprador. 10 amos
plazo para pagan ($2,500) dos mi
q~uinientos al seis por ciento en- ell
Banco Federal. Para informes:-
Julio Rodriguez
Apartado 124 Juncos, P. R.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-20
TO QUE sIGNIFIcA PARA
NosOTRoS LA REDUCTION

Nucstros lectores va habran com
prendido 10 conclusion a que queremos
lIegar. Nadia discute que nuestra ma
yor fuente de riqueza estriba en- Ell
azdcar, Y nadie discute, que la inmensa
mayoria de los natives viven de dicha
industrial
Tampoco Sc ~escapara a nadie Ia gran
Identification que tiene para Puerto RI
co, 81 que los impuestos sobre Ell azu-
car de otros paises e~xtranjeros sean re-
ducidos.
Nuestro mayor competitor actual
mente Ell los Estados Unidos ss Cuba.
z Cuba, tiene que pagan impuestos bas-
tante subidos. Aun asf sostiene la COM
pstencia, muchas wees con v~entaja.
Imaginad pues, ST esos impuestos son
reducidos, nuestro azdcar Sc vera obi
gado a sostener una competencia en- Ell
mercado americana que no puede me-
nos que ser ruinosa.
Los intereses ~azucareros de nuestra
isla, estan pues seriamente amenazados.
y 81 Ell P-esidente Coolidge llega a re-
ducir los irupuestos de la Tarifa Aran-
ceiaric, tendremos que sostener, como
dijimos antes, una competencia ruino-
sa, y la industrial en- la isla
atravesar5 POI n verdadera crisis.
Experiences los scoftecimientos. Ell Pre-
sidente Coolidge es Ell unico que puede
decir II Ultima palabra en- este asunto.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-20
BANco MAsoNIco DE PUERTO
RICO
San Juan, P. B..
pAGo DE D1v1DENDo

A.cordado Ell pago del Quinto Div1-
dendo active a los ac~cionistas COM
puessto de un diez por ciento (109O)
sobre ell capital ~realizado, Sc avisa a
los interesados que ell pago Quedara
alberto en- las oicinas del Banco TIE
tuan No. 5 Ell lunes 10. de septiem-
bre 1924, donde pueden pasar perso-
nalraente a recoger Ell cheque CORES
pondisnte a cada uno.
Los accionistas de la 1sla pueden
soacitarlo por medic de carta y les Sc
ra ,emitido despu6s del 10. de sep
tienibre.
San Juan, P. r., agosto To-, de 1924.
JOSE q. TORRES.
Gerente.
Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-20
sENTIMIENTO DE BIENEsTAR

Ese sentimiento de cansancio Y dis
gusto causado por ell NAL funcionamiento
del hfgado y las digestiones diffciles,
puede hacerse desparecer de I'm mode
superintendent rapido usando Herbine.
BESIDE las primeras dosis Sc sienten sus
benG6cos efectos que purifcan y regu-
larizan ell systema. Limpia Ell est6mago,
hace desaparecer las bills y esparce por ell
cuerpo csc sentimiento de bienestar y
algeria que es siempre companero de la
buena salud. De venta en- lasfarmaciasy
d~roguerfas.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-20
VALIOSO OBSEQUIO A
LOS SUSCRIPTORES DE
GACETA DE MUNICH.

La esplendida Revista Semanal
Ilustrada GACETA de MU-
MICH que Sc publica en- Cas-
tellano en- Alemania, aisa a sus
numerosos favorecedores que ha
de introducir notables mejoras,
entire elias la publication de
preciosas cromo-litografias a
varios dolores, sin alterar ell
precio de subscription que con-
tinuara a SO. anuales. Todo
suscriptor que ordene la reno
vacion acompanando su impor-
tie, tendra derecho a un RAKLI-
TAM, aparato para affair las
hojas GILLETTE. Este utilisimo
aparato es finamente niquela-
do, Y tiene lugar para grabar
las iniciales. Basta colocar la
hoja de navajo GILLETTE en-
ell apaarato, y pasarla medic
minute en- una piedra de piza-
ira para que quede. completa-
mente afilada igual que GUAM
do sali6 de fabrica. Ell aparaa-
to sirve para otros usos con-
forme a las in~strucciones que
Sc envfan.
Ordene la subscription acompa-
nando SUI importe y direction
clara y a vuelta de RE re-
cibira este valioso obsequio de
su agente en- Puerto Rico,
PEDRO J. JAUNARENA
San Sebastian, P. r.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-20

LIO d1lOS. 6SO 20 FNSS3
con que Sc confronta Mr.. Coolidge. De
un lado, los ~azueareros americanos
con su Influenza y su dinero, y de
otro ell pueblo, las masas que piden
la reduction de los impuestos, como la
tinica manera para hacer que Ell azu-
car baje de precio.
Ell sENADoR LA TOILETTE
Pero a Ultima bora, ha saltado a
la arena un nuevo combatiente. Ell
senador LafolIette, candidate tambien
a la ~presidencia de la nacion por Ell
Partido Independence, y quien esta
rcconocido como I'm candidate de fuer-
"a. ha hecho acusaciones terribles, yer
daderamente s~ensacionales. Lafollet-
te, acusa a los azucareros amer1canos
de estar ejerciendo preston ante la
| Comisi6n Arancelaria para que esta
rechace una reduction en- los fmpues-
tos. v aun de tratar de reducir la pro-
ducci6n Guiana para hacer que los
| az~iicares americanos alcancen precios
escandalosos. La a~cusaci6n como We
ran nuestros lectores es tremenda y ha
causado en- todos los Estados Unidos
IN revuelo extracrdinario. En- realt-
dad. ha sido un golpe habil Ell de MI
Lafollete, pues al irse con las preten-
stones del pueblo, en- vfsperas dc una
campana presidential, adquiere una po-
uularidad inmensa, al mismo tempo
que lie crea al Presidente Coolidge una
situaci6n bastante diffcil.
Ell seuador Lafollette, esta reconoc1-
do por los peritos en- achaques electo-
rales como un candidate de fuerza, que
Sc llevara bastantes votos, y que por 10
menos es una a los dos par
tldos p~rincipa1es, Republican, y Demo-
Crata. Pero es ell case, que esa amena-
za, en- un momento dado, puede darle
La victoria a ~cualquiera de los dos par
lt;dos p~rincipales, decidiendo el empa-
tS q fdVCr QG uIlO . Uc oILO'
suponed por ejemplo, que Lafollette
cuenta con 63 votos en- 81 Congreso, y
lei candidate Democratic neeesita preei-
samcntc esq cantidad de votos para
a~!segurarse la election. Y suponed que
FLafollette decida dar sas votos al can
didatc democrats, va habra decidido las
elecciones a favor de uno de los dos
partidos. t~erminando ell empate. Y ah1,
p~recisamente est4 la gran fuerza de
Lafo1Iette ani estS su gran inf1uencia
Iy de ahi que ninguno de los dos parti-
dos principales q~uieran romper defini-
tivament2 con Ell. Ambos alimertan la
tesperanza de que en- ell tltimo niomento.
!es de los votos con que cuente en- eli
Congress- despues de las eleccio1es. Pre-
' cisanientc por ESQ, SUI actitud en- 10 que
respecta . la reduction de los impues-
t5s, hay que tenerla g~randemente en-
consideration. Sus deseos ejercen en- es-
tos momentos una gran Influenza So
bre ell amino del Presidente Coolidge,
maxine cuando es este quien mas pro-
babilidades tiene de llevarse las sim
patfas de los partidarios de Lafollette
en- ell Congreso.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-20
6SERA ARRESTADO N
EN- RUSSIA?

PRINCE RUPERT, agosto 10 (Uni-
ted Press)-El captain Beech, ha de-
clarado que Ell gobierno soviet trat6
de arrestar a los aviadores americanos
en- su viaje alrededor del mundo, al
aterrizar en- territorio russo, y que asi
mismo trataron de hacerlo con los
aviadores britanicos. Ell Captain Beech
profetiza que zanni sera arrestado
y que sera obligado a suspender su via
je alrededor del mundo.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-03-26
Office OF County Clerk
March 10 IN

f..
To the Electors Of Grant County:
Notice is hereby given that a Pre-
ferential Primary and of Judicial,
Referendum and National Delegate
Election is to be held in the several
towns, wards, villages, and election
precincts in the county of Grant. on
the first day of April, 1924, at which
the officers named below are to he
chosen The names of the candidates
for each office to be voted for. whose
nominations have been certified to or
filed in this office, are given under the
title of the office and under the an
propriate party or other designation
each in its proper column, together
with the question submitted to a vote
in the sample ballot below.
Information to Voters.
The following instructions are given
for the information and guidance of
voters:
(a) A voter upon entering the POLL
ing place and giving his name and
residence, will receive a ballot from
the ballot clerk which must have in
dorsed thereon the names or initials
of both ballot clerks, and no other bal
lot can be used. Upon receiving his
ballot, the voter must retire alone to a
booth or compartment and prepare the
same for voting. A ballot clerk may
inform the voter as to the proper
manner Of marking a ballot, but he
must not advise or indicate In any
manner whom to vote for.
OBJ A voter may vote upon q
question submitted to a vote of the
people by making cross (X) or mark
in the square at the right of the
answer which he intends to give.
(c) The ballot should not be mark
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-03-26
Notice Preferential
Anvil

Gu IN any other manner. If the ballot
De spoiled. 1t must be returned to the
Daliot clerk, who must issue another
In It's stead, but not more than three
IN all shall be issued to any one voter.
FIVE minutes time is allowed in booth
10 mark ballot. Unofficial ballots or
memorandum to assist the voter in
marking his ballot can be taken into
the booth, and may be used to CODY
from. The ballot must not be shown
so that any person can see how it has
been marked by the voter.
(d) After preparing his ballot, the
elsctor shall detach the same from the
remaining tickets an dfold it so that
It's race will be concealed and the
printed Endorsements and signatures
or initials thereon seen. The remain
Ing tickets attached together shall be
folded in like manner by the elector
who shall thereupon, without leaving
the polling place, vote the marked
ballot forthwith and deposit the re-
naming tickets in a separate ballot
box to be marked and designated as
the blank ballot box.
(e) A voter, who declares to the
presiding officer that he is unable to
read, or that by reason of physical
disability he is unable to mark his
ballot, can have assistance of two cleo
ton officers in marking same, to be
chosen by the voter; and if he de-
clares that he is totally blind, he may
be assisted by any person chosen by
him from among the legal voters Of
the county. The presiding officer may
administer an oath in his discretion,
as to such persons disability.
(fl The following is a facsimile Of
the official ballot.
JAMES T. WEBB,
County Clerk.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-03-26

mayor for the term of two years to
succeed % L. Mccoy.
treasurer for the term of two years to
An assessor for the term OF two years to
succeed w. d. Garner.
An alderman for the term OF two years
to succeed Harvey Croft in the first ward.
An alderman for the term Of two years
to succeed j. d Hatch in the second ward
An alderman for the term OF two years
to succeed NJ. Mcdonald in the third ward
An alderman for the term OF two years
to succeed J. d. Henkel in the 4th ward.
supervisor for the term OF two years to
succeed r. d. Walker in the LIST ward.
A supervisor for the term of two years to
succeed L. D. Eastman in the second ward
succeed r. c. Willis ia the Bird ward.
4 supervise fer the term Of two years to
One justice of the peace for the term Of
Two Justices Of the peace for the term of
The election win be held on Tuesday
ment room in the municipal building
The, polls will open At o'clock a. M
and close at $40 O'Clock p. m 80
49, = T. P. BARNETT city clerk
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT
County Court, Grant County. Wisconsin
In the matter of the Estate Of Bertha
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN. that at q
special term Of the county court to be held
in the city of Lancaster. in said county OF
the 4th Tuesday (being the 22d day Of APP
TIL, A. L., 1881 AT the opening " 1OtLtt Oil
that day the following matter viii be heard
and considered:
The application of Bert DiVall. admins
traitor of the estate Of Bertha Beetham, de-
ceased. late o. the city Of Lancaster IN said
county. for the examination and allowance
! OF his Anal account which account is
on file in said court, and for the assignment
/ OF the residue of the estate OF said deceased
| to such persons as are by law entitled
! thereto
B R9 fs. I cas4t ists q aoo s5a Judge
Brennan & Carthew, Attorneys 5cS
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-03-26
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

State of wisconsin. county court, Grant
county, in probate.
In re estate of John S. Edge, deceased
Notice is hereby given that at the special
term of said court to be held at said court
house on the 4th Tuesday of July. A. D..
1924 there will be heard, considered and
adjusted all claims against said John S
Edge, deceased:
And notice is hereby further given, 1bdt
all such claims for examination and allow
ance must be presented to said county court
at the court house in the city of Lancaster
in said county and state, or before tht
18th day of July, A D., 1924, or be barred
Dated March IL 1924 5p3
By the Court, Z. b. Goodsell, Judge.
6 II TAYLOR. Attorney.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-03-26
NOTICE on FINAL ACCOuNT

NOIION OH RAAAL AONUUNI
County Court, Grant County, Wisconsin,
In Probate.
In the Matter OF the Estate of August
Morgan, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given. That at q Special
Term Of the County Court to be held In and
for said county at the Court House in tbs
City OF Lancaster ia said County 'en the
secead Tuesday (being the Sth day. OF
April. A. d. 1874, at the opening of Court or
that day the following matter will be heard
and considered:
The application OF John Joyce. admins
traitor of the estate eff August Morgan, de-
ceased late of Little Grant in said county,
for the examination and allowance Of his
final account, which account is new on file
in said court, and for the assignment Of the
residue of the estate OF said deceased ia
such persons as are by law entitled thereto
Dated March TO- A D.. 1924
By the Court:
f. B. GOODSELL County Judge.
Il, q 4 e.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-03-26
NOTICE OF CITY ELECTION

Wisconsin:
Notice is hereby given that city cleo
ton is to be held for the several wards of
i the city of Lancaster Tuesday, the first
day Of April. 1894, at which the Officers
named below to be chosen:
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-03-26

Mrs. w w. Jones who formerly
lived in Dodgeville, died at Minneapo-
lie
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-03-26
OFFICIAL
Election of Delegates to National Convention

DRM0CRAFIC PARTY
a
* the square after the OF the for
entitled president
president of the United States
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-03-26
Official Referendum Ballot


question; desire
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-03-26


Election of Delegates to National Convention
REPUBLICAN,
~ ID the square after the name OF the for whom desire
PRESIDENT
The Washington times., 1924-01-19
BONEHEADERS

Whatsamatter, Elmer. What
makes va look so on the Fritz?
Where va be'n, Elmer?
Me? Where / BEN? Whatsa-.
matter! Ask me, Bill. If you'd "a
BEN where BEN you'd look
worse n do, I'm tellin' va.
Wowl
Sat SO, Elmer? Well, why
u keep it under yer hat? Where
have va ben? Spill it.
Me? Well, Bill, jazzed up to
Mikes, an you know Mike, Bill.
One of them guys that spends
his hull time nowadays in the
kitchin, monkeyin' with a lota
jugs an pals, an twisted pipes
an things that amt into the
18th Amendment to My country
tits of Thee. You know Mike,
( Bill, don't va? You have went
down to his hut, hahn va?
Me, Elmer? Yep I BEN down
to Mikes on some occasions. but
not SO frequent. But what's at
gotta do with it, Elmer?
:,s Well, Bill, I drifted down 20
. Mikes an his wife breozed to
+ the door an said Mike was busy
in the kitchin an I'd better limp
out there if I want to see him.
So went out to the cookin' joint,
Bill, an there was Mike with his
sleeves rolled up an one of the
DANES aperns onto him an all
round the place a lotta stew
| pans an wash boilers an kegs
an dippers an garden hose an
sumpen stewin' on the stove; an
he says to me: Elmer, you're
/ Jest in time to have one on me
an it beats anything they use
L to have in the old days. bar
none, an it won't cost you a
nickel, an it's gotta kick like a
osterich, an it wouldn't hurt a
kitten, an it's the finest stuff
ever turned out"
Well, Elmer, that listens good
AN did va git some of it?
= Did l git some OF it? Did I?
l took two an I'm lucky ain'E
playin' a harp this minute. What
happened to me would be movin'
i picture. I was into a auto crash
once an it wasn't no worse.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

it. Irecommend the Vegetable COM
pound whenever can. just yesterday
o friend was telling me how miser-
able she felt, and said, If you start
taking Lydia E. Pinkham's you will
feel fine. Now she is taking it. -
Mrs. P. J. OSWALD, JR., 4O6 West
Ogden St., Girardville, Pa.
t.. Mrs. Nicola Paluxzi SayS
Il Mishawaka, Indiana. --.sI took
Lydia E.. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for weakness before my babies
were born. was weak and tired
ont all the time and it helped me.
When had inward inflammation the
sdogtor treated me, but did not help
ma, 30 / tried Lydia =. Pinkham's
| Sanative Wash and it helped me at
once" - Mrs. NICOLA PALUxxz, N6
] Y. Broadway. Mishawaka. Indiana.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19
BUT -

{ There are men who
Are always ready to
Give advice--some of
Which. let it be said,
1s perfectly good.
BUT
Just pause and reflect
What a fine position
In life these men
Might have did they
Only follow some
: OF their own advice
Themselves.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19
BEFORE BABIES
WERE BORN
Mrs. Oswald Benefited by
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Girardville, PAT took Lydia E.
7inkham's Vegetable Compound be-

lore my last TWO
babies came It
keeps me in per-
feet health and /
am on my feet
getting meals and
doing all my
housework until
Ian hour before the
baby is born. A
friend told me to
take it and / have
used ten bottles
cinrnThnard about
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

"a ODX KE11 says the DUCK
!, should be carved with
- skid chains.
An auto salesman is about the
only pedestrian in a safe posi-
ton.
A saxophone puts a permanent
wave in an echo.
Mr.. Potts, M. V. married vet
eran), says man is boss in his
own house until his wife comes
h5me.
Hash is the cocktail shaker of
She meat family.
The workers in Ford factory
don't carry their lunches in q tin
'Bail They use a flivver.
"A member OF the English aris-
tocracy loses social prestige II
he hasn't an American chorus
girl iii the family.
Two can starve as cheaply as
me sne:
-
Keenie Femme says there are
more wild women among the
wallflowers than in the center
6f the dance floor.
Middleclass Melodrana: Going
Down a theater aisle with
equeaky shoes.
"A golf course never shrinks--
even when it rains.
49,.
A close shave u Ia when you
duck a barber with st. Vitus'
dance.
There doesn't seem to be any
scarcity Of seats in Sunday
schools.
oysters in Season: A dizzy
blonde using a revolving door.
Being a member Of the refresh.
ment committee isn't as much Of
IN honor as it used to be.
80;
Showing off is when a man
flirts with his own wife.
Bessie Bebb, the sweetest girl
in town, says her gold fish has
the cutest dimples-one on each
side:
~ Poor relatives don't care how
little you write as long as it's on
The Washington times., 1924-01-19
CRACKLINGS

If coal is higher this winter
1t doesn't mean anything, as most
people couldn't afford it as last
winters price.
You never see a hermit with a
phonograph or else he wouldn't
be hermit.
Our contribution to the hun.
6ired thousand dollar peace prize
contest is the suppression of
popular songs.
Playing the market success.
fully is having a lease on some.
thing that isn't until it's worth
more than when it wasn't.
~
r That remark about the devil
finding work for idle hands to do
never wound a clock yet.
We taught the Indians the use
of strong drink, but we haven t
learned how to handle it our
selves yet. +-..
The Senate has passed a bill
establishing public shooting
grounds. We wonder if men will
be PERMITTED on the premises.
Official says, Reckless drivers
must go.' They usually do.
King Tut SENS to have died
down once again. -~ .
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

Bessie Bebb, the sweetest girl
in town, says her gold fish has
the cutest dimples-one on each
,,sI1n.s-. .r.,,'t -. ,-
The Washington times., 1924-01-19
JUST IN FUN

When golfers wife wants her
husband to mind the baby, she
asks him to keep his eye on the
bawl.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

Don't watch the clock" a cap
tain OF industry advises young
business men. Advice that is
easy to follow when there hap
pens to be good-looking stenog-
Fapher in the office.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

u Poor relatives don't care how
little you write as long as it's on
q check.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

Using a straight lines is the
quickest wy to cover the dis
!. tance Between two points, but
this does not apply to some of
i. cur street car lines.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

Showing off is when a man
flirts with his own wife.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

You never see a hermit with a
phonograph or else he wouldn't
be hermit.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19
THE WORLD WE
| LIVE IN
BY Dave .Sentner.

~ DDY KETT says the duck
should be carved with
. skid chains.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

Being member of the refresh
ment committee isn't as much Of
IN honor as it used to be.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

r That remark about the devil
finding work for idle hands to do
never wound a clock yet.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

An auto salesman is about the
only pedestrian in a safe posi-
ton.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

A saxophone puts a permanent
wave in an echo.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

Official says, Reckless drivers
must CO." They usually do.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

oysters in Season: A dizzy
blonde using a revolving door.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

Mr.. Potts, M. v. married vet
eran), says man is boss in his
own house until his wife comes
h5me.
The Washington times., 1924-01-19

Hash is the cocktail shaker of
She meat family.