Seward daily gateway., 1924-07-26

fornia No matter how much we love
 California, all appreciate Cressy's
 survey of our state
 Along about 1S40 California really began to advance couple of fellows by the of Lewis and Clark running cheap excursions out the Unon Pacf ic Railroad.
 The Barbara Coast made open port.
 Joaquin Miller and Bret Harte began writing poetry about the climate.
 But the state did not really get it's start until fe- low by the of Marshall started gold cure up near Sacramento inside of there 6OO0OOO-of both sexes-working there.
 Thus that California was discovered by the Spanish fought for by the Irish, settled by the Yankees built by the Chinese, owned by the Jews and by the Native Sons.
 With the Spanish in the south, the Yankees in the north and tourists all it, California has had veous growth In fact grew fast they had to divide into parts Northern and Southern California And had place two deserts and mountain in between them to keep the two from fighting.
 The capital of the Northern part called San Fran cisco That of the Southern portion called Los An geles. "San" "Saint'-"Angeles" means Angels but that quite long time ago
 San Francisco, including Berkeley Oakland, Alameda Richmond, Petauma Sausilito, Mill Valley Acatrez Is land and the Farraones is the largest city the
 Los Angeles including all the rest of California, is larger
 San Francisco is bounded on the north by Alaska, the by Utah. the south by Hollywood the west by the Hawaiian Islands, and the by Heaven; that is, by daylight. After dark it has limits.
  City Hall are the two crookedest things earth.
 San Francisco has restaurants named after dogs than any other the world Seal Rocks and the St. Francis Hotel renowned for the number of seal skins to be seen there any sunny afternoon
 The rest of the world dates it's time before and after the Birth of Christ San Francisco dates hers before and after the fire.
 The name of Los Angeles is Spanish There are twenty-two way of pronouncng it, all wrong
 It is inhabited by emigrants from Iowa and New England tourists real estate agents and movie actors
 Los Angeles is seaport-suated eighteen miles from the The only wonder in this is that they did not get through the Atlantic. Nothing stops Los An gees.
 They were short on water so they subway some where into Canada and tapped the Arctic Ocean. Then they had much water they did not know what to do with it they annexed another country to up the water Owing to these various Los Angeles is the largest city in point of farm in the world.
 One of the greatest assets of Los Angeles, although it is mentioned by the inhabitants, is the climate. There two kinds of climate in Los Angeles-perfect and unusual
 Owing to the fact that all Los Angeles dwellers are either rich hopeessly broke it is great city for amusements golf, polo, baseball and bringing charges against the Mayor, being the most popular.
 There beautiful women in Los Angeles than any other city in the world They all from where else to go into the movies
 Hollywood is suburb of Los Angeles, and is called the City of Happy Homes, this being caused by the fact that husbands and there always occupy separ ate houses.
 The imports of Southern, or Cafeteria end of the State rubes boobs malt and actors Their exports oranges fms cancelled checks and raisins Califor mia leads the world in hotels good roads diversity of beautiful scenery wonderful agents, climate, nov ing pictures automobile owners flowers, Inequalities and local jealouses.
 Oh, but love California! Love it as only tive of New England love t Love its lakes and rls it's mountains and hs it's desert and seashore. But best of all love its soil Those lots own in Los An geles have attachment for those lots shall never lose. That is, it does look if l ever would he WhO them to me time at profit. But he poor prophet. just ced the other day that the deed reads "To Have and to Hold"
 But the great dream of my life is sometime settle down there in my little bungalow, my little ranch and there in the golden sunlight and the svery moonlight of California, dream hours away seeing visions of other places and other times. And where can you find to recall visions than California Ranch?
 You wake in the morning to the music of Connec tcut alarm clock button your Boston garters into your Paris socks Baltimore suspenders to your Du luh overals put your Lynn shoes and Danbury hat and you're for the day. You sit down to Grand Rapids table and your Hawaiian pineapple and your Quaker oats and your Aunt Jeremiah fap-jacks swim ming in New Orleans molasses.
 Then you go out and put your Concord N H. harness your Missouri mule hitch it to Moline, Ill., blow and blow up couple of of land covered with Ohio mort gages At you dine Cincinnati ham, cooked in Chicago lard, Detroit stove, burning Wyoming oil. And then twilight fals you fill up your Pride of De- roit with Mexican gasoline and dash the beach, and while sitting in Greek restaurant smoking Boston made cigar, you watch New York girl dance the Mem phis shimmy to the music of New Orleans jazz band
 And then you go home eat a Mexican tamale, smoke Turkish cigarette read chapter of the Bible printed in London, England Say prayer written in Jerusalem, put your Chinese pajamas, climb in between your Fall River sheets and fight all night with the feas, THE ONLY