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known. She would like to have her
stay with her as her younger sister,
but Zoe, that's the girls name, is
quite Independent and wants to do
for herself.
This one thing which Harry Ell
lington did may Offset some of the
trouble he made for others. He
seemed determined that his sister
should have the best education pos
sible and when she found her brother
whom she had always thought rich,
had left nothing, she tried to put
this learning to some good use.
GAS soon as I found that she spoke
French so WE'LL" Ruth said. imn1e-
diately thought of Leslie and little
Jack, for Leslie will have to be look
ing out for a governess for him very
soon"
1t rather made me smile to- think
of Jack who can as yet barely mas
ter the words mother and dad
learning French. l said something
of this to Ruth and she replied SER
iously that every child should learn
foreign language before he learned
his own. She was quite convincing
and Pm going over to her house to-
night as you suggested and look the
girl over. If think she is all that
Ruth thinks she is ! will send hel
over to you with Mrs. Atherton. She
might be great help to you as com
panion and social secretary until GU,
little daughter makes her appearance
on the scene.
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ATTITUDE TOWARD INSURGENTS

Flushed with the overwhelming Victory at the poll on
November 4, many Republican leaders mbued with
the idea of Wreakng upon recacitran members
of Senate and House and going out of their way empha
size the exile which the thrust upon them 1t is
entirely natural feeling. The Republican Party charged
with responsibility in the last two Congresses found Itself
unable to exert its full because Of dssension within
its ranks The have fit to give the Repub
lcans clear majority without the aid of the insurgents
the party has been given we'll responsibility
The Republican Party, through its legislative majority
must go it's and build its record regardless
Of those bearing the title Republican who would destroy
the party. But the desire bring humiliation upon
insurgents the display of vindicaveness will bring the
party nothing. President Coolidge is not apt to set an
example for the rest of the Republican Party this regard
The utter "Reminiscences of the President, his keen
so of the obligation of service all the people of
the nation doubtless will lead him endeavor to unite
Ill factions and to seek aid from all for the good
is be hoped that the Republican majority in Congress
WI offer to the insurgents opportunity to join in
WIZ leSOme service to the nation.
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UNTIL DEATH DO US PART
BY Albert Apple

Here is of the that persists through all
human history Mary Macaren, of the pioneer movie
stars has retired from the Married about month
in California, she has sailed with her husband British
officer to spend the of their days army posts
reres to the obscurity of lonely military station north
India.
You are familiar with her work. among the more
recent being THE Face in the Fog with Lionel Barrymore
1.-The UNLIMITED Guest" and The Dark Swan" this latter
filmed in Jamaica with considerable color photography
To young women who deuded that star career in
the movies would be the greatest thing life could give e
we recommend the wise example of Mary MacLaren. >,
She knew in spurng her movie for home at thef
outskirts of civilization that love the greatest thing in
life More than that twth the JOY of parenthood-s the
only thing that really counts.
The young woman who happily married has something
far better than movie stardom.
Happiness is in obeyng natural processes. And nature
intended primarily to work for living and reproduce
Commemorate is the desire for perform service
for humanity whether the service in making drudgery
easier for all couneractng monoony and making people
forget their troubles for the by entertaining them
on the silver screen otherwise.
Understandable too is the desire for career based on
craving to shine in the spotlights. All is vanity.
What after ALL is real SUGGEST is the mere OBJ
tanning of power Nor is it in acquiring riches ST.
is in being good citizen and good father
matchmaking loved happy keeping the home as
greats institution, and bringing into life babies then
guiding them that they better perform the tasks of this
spiritual gymnasium known as life.
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FLORENCE king HARDING

Florence King Harding drifted in
to death. Her prime motive for liv-
ing. her husband, gone, there was
little to live for, save to write his
biography, and she had scant heart
for that.
So it is not strange that she lived
but sixteen months after the death
of the Pres ident. She made Warren
G. Harding. 1t was he who was the
drifter when she married him, editor
Of !: small paper loaded down with
mortgages, in 1891. He liked life as
he found it-but she regarded it as
something to be nodded in capable
hands. She saw possibilities in the
abilities Of this kindly man. She
virtually became general manager Of
the Marion Star-and helped him
make it into newspaper that one
day sold for nearly half million
dollars.
Politics beckoned, and she aided
him more-through the legislature
of Ohio, to the United States Senate
and into the White House. Her de-
hCpt HSI HIS Siuc div
went with him to WaShington--on
stretcher, but she went. She arose
from a sickbed and came with him
to ST. Paul on his tour in 1920-but
she came. She disregarded invalidism
to accompany him on his last trip
but she was with him when he died
at Golden Gate.
She lived to be first lady of the
land through the accomplishments
she helped her husband to attain.
She lived to see the front porch,
where she had sewed and dreamed
for him, famous throughout the ma
ton. She lived to see success crown
the succeeding goals of effort she
helped mark out for him. Is it
strange that since his death, she be-
came the drifter, her fighting spirit
gone? One of the most remarkable
women that ever was mistress of the
White House, first lady in her own
right, she will be mourned as was
the kindly man in whom her soul
found its most noble expression.--St.
Paul Dispatch.
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LETTER FROM JOHN ALDEN
PRESCOTT TO LESLIE PRES
COLT, CONTINUED

had Il little talk with Ruth
Burke over the telephone today.
have never heard her voice sound so
happy.
wonder if you have also found
out, Leslie, that people can seldom
disguise their voices in ordinary
everyday conversation. 1nstinctive1y
they will drop into the raspy cad
ences of unhappiness, or the pathetic
hollowhess of grief that suits their
mood.
When a person is happy his voice
sounds full and resonant and there
is Tilt in it that always strikes the
ear with pleasantness.
There, you didn't think was as
analytical as that, did you, dear
Perhaps | am learning some of it
from you, but most Of all ! am learn
ing 1T through Mrs. Atherton, whose
own voice changes almost from hour
to hour with her moods, and from the
people who come to me for positions,
] can almost always tell whether
they really need. the position or not
1t is easier to tell from their voices
if they need the jobs than it is to tell
if they are capable Of filling them.
Ruth always had a pathetic minor
tone in her voice after Harry went
away. think it was from her that
first began to notice the difference
that happiness or grief made in
voices.
Ruth told me more in detail the
same surprising news she wrote ia
you. 1t seems that Harry Filing.
toms sister was young enough ia
have been Harry daughter. They
did not have the same mother.
Strange, isn't it, that after all that
Harry had done to Ruth, after he
had almost broken her heart he was
sure of her loyalty and forgiveness
, so sure that he could leave to hel
as kind of legacy this girl.
Ruth, of course, wants the girl tt
stay with her. Says that she is thu
sweetest young woman she has evel
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The price of eggs may come down
again, indicating those keeping eggs
In cold storage have cold feet.
Every now and then some Euro
pean country says she wants peace,
but seldom tries to prove it.
Government experts are advising
Us to set mouse traps for sparrows,
and no doubt the mice are willing.
1t costs $50 to go by airplane from
New York to Chicago, and even then
YOU aren't so much better off.
The geese are flying south to
dodge the goose pimples. s.
A pickpocket broke his leg trying
to escape in st. Louis, so you see
it never pays to hurry too much.
The newest Paris gowns are low
in the back and high in the front,
but wise woman can just wear her
old dresses backward.
One new senator says he may
wear overalls in Washington, and if
he does we hope he has them press
ed
Just to show what ambition will
DO, a New Jersey cow gave almost
twelve thousand pounds of milk in
one year.
IA hunter, lost in the Michigan
woods, lived on carrots. This is al
most as terrible as living on tapioca
pudding.
Detroit woman says she shot a
man because she loved him. Better
throw few dishes at your wife.
A man in Alabama who may think
it is hereditary has adopted the fam
lily Of late mOOnshiner.
The Seattle wife asking divorce
because her hubby cut her hair may
claim it was barberous treatment
Financial writer says lower taxes
are not in sight, agreeing with US
that all taxes are out of sight.
California astronomers are puzzl-
ed over Il new comet. which may
merely be movie actor all lit up
The German people have faced so
many crises it must keep tneil
| whiskers worn down to the skin.
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FABLES ON HEALTH
ENCOURAGE DANCING

Most people in Anytown, as else
where, danced because they enjoy
ed dancing.
But the beneficial exercise in
volved is very seldom considered.
Yet, next to proper walking and
breathing, dancing is the best form
CT exercise. Man has danced his
way down through centuries, but
generally with a motive other than
exercise. He has been happy and
danced in gIee, or agitated and dane
eG in ritual or rage. 1t has ever
been a great emotional outlet.
Circulation Of the blood, muscles
and nerves are all greatly benefited
by the dance. Dancing in the out
of-doors, however clumsy, is fine
form of exercise. Rhythmic dancing
of all sorts gives harmony to the
body muscles and there is relaxa-
ton enjoyed that no other exercise
affords.
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They had to wait until all Ne boys
were in the trenches before they put I
over this pussyfootin soft-pedal,
scad-pop prohibition thing. Nothin'
but a lott Of high-collars drinkin'
belly-wash now. Why, a doctor Told
me soda pop is nothin' but waVr
and marbe-dust. Yessir, New York's
the only place for a red blooded man. :
Fill 'em up, Chris.
Say, Chris, make it four, will
you? Fellows, want you to meet
an old friend Of mine. John d.,
fellows! Looks like John d., don't
he: Say, wouldn't John d. sell his
false teeth, if he could stand up
here and drink beer with US? What
goods his money do him? Four more,
Chris!
Why, John DIS bum. He can't
do nothin' but sit around. The
huntin' seasons on now, But John
d. can't go huntin'. Did you hear
that Pinchot made everybody quit
hunting over in Pennsylvania. Yes
sir, forest fires. That's the reasonf
they can't hunt, forest fires
Why, Pennsylvania dom know
nothing about forest fires. In Cali
fornia they have real forest fires.
And they have climate there. That's
why all the movies are made there,
California climate. Four seidels'
Chris!
No, make mine a cigar. A cigar,
Chris.
Yeh, but they don't have beer in
California now. You can have your
climate, ri take beer.
Say, guys, it's getting warm in
here. Let's get the air, fresh air.
tn do US good, little walk in the
air
Packard, Buick, Ford, Dodge,
Buick, Ford, Buick, Dodge, Ford,
Ford, Ford, Ford-all Fords, all
Fords now.
Hey Taxi!
Yellow taxi, red taxi, red taxi,
checker taxi, yellow taxi, red taxi,
led taxi, red taxi, red taxi
Hey, PURPLE TAXI!
JAMES w. DEAN.
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New York, Nov. 24.-Come on,
fellows, let's 60 up to the Seidet
House for skittle or two of beer.
What, never been in the Seidel
House? It's the best place in town.
Sells nothing but beer, but it's the
real thing. No ether or potash in 1t
te give it kick. Sawdust on thu.
floor. Spit any place you want.
Brass rail for your foot and the best
lunch in town for 20 cents. Beers
70 cents seidel, but its worth ~.
Come on, let's go!
Three seidels, Chris. How d'yoI
like this? Takes you back to the
good old days, huh? Were you ever
in Foucars in Cincinnati? That was
the place! Best free lunch in the
country. Walters carried you half
a dozen sandwiches for a ten-cent
tip. Yeh, boy! And Wteilert's,
where George B. Cox hung out. Ard
Niemes's. And Schuler's. Those Ger-
mans sure knew how to cook.
Fill 'em up agan, Chris.
You can talk about Cincinnati,
but -PlScO JOnn on the WdCeTIToHI
ir Frisco was the place. Why. l
used to
Say, you fellows never were in the
old Knickerbocker Grill here in New
| York, .were you? Nothin" out in the
sticks like that. Look at all the
hick towns now. No beer, nothin'
but a lot of white mule and rotgut
| to drink out there now
Say, were you ever in Hinky
Drinks in Chi Go in there, you used
to, and get schooner Of beer for
nickel and the barkeep would
shoot you an electric shock On the
| rail
Three more, Chris. What was
saying was that out in the sticks
they don't know nothing. If they'd
vote as New York votes, there
wouldn't be any prohibition. This
guy Hill down in Maryland's got the
right idea. He belongs up here in
New York. Bottoms up! Three Sci
dels, Chris. Let's have some sand
wiches, too.
guess you're right. They're sure
lot Of joy-killers out in the sticks
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ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

Dear me-" said the Riddle Lady.
I'm sorry the Fat Man of Bombay
isn't here to hear the next Riddle
I do think he might guess it,"
What's that? What's that" called
the Fat Man who had been dozlng
IT, Mrs. Johns rocking chair on the
font porch of the HouseThat Jack
Built
Il was just saying" said the Rid
die Lady. that you should be mere
tc guess my next riddle"
The Fat Man Strengthened his tur-
Ian and fixed his sash and knocked
the ashes out Of his long pipe. Then
he waddled down to the orchard
where the Twins and Daddy Gander
and all the Mother Goose people
were waiting.
"All right! I'm here now" said
the Fat Man sitting down cross-leg-
ged on the grass.
This is the riddle" said the Rid
ale Lady:
"Peek-a-boo! / see you!
Please do not mind if | stare;
" hen | see hole | must poke my
hear through,
Like Aunt Sally Anne at the Fair
MY neck is so weak that it waggles
about,
And my head is tied on with a
string,
And | haven't a body, which is
without doubt,
A surprisingly singular thing"
Hold on! Hold on" cried the Fat
Man mo fair using hard words
What does that mean?"
Singular means queer" said the
I.;ddle Lady.
We'll, why didn't you say soy
said the Fat Man.
1T wouldn't rhyme properly if
did," said the Riddle Lady.
My goodness! Is this riddle
party or a grammer class?" demand
ed Old Lady Banberry Cross. "Wn!
don't you go on?'
Il forget where | was, now" sale
the Riddle Lady looking over ha1
paper "Oh, yes, here it is. Thirc
II keep you as sng as "A bug in :
rug,
fasten your clothes and youl
coat,
The first part Of my name (now
you'll have to think hard)
Has something to do with goat
Fat folk and sneezes and clothe:
wringers tight,
Are the things I most shrnkingl;
dread,
If I'm careless and don't hold will
all Of my might,
Pop! Pm ruined, for off goes NJ.
head"
1T sounds like the Queen in Won
derland," said Solomon Grundy
Just exactly. She was Away
'offing with peoples heads.
Well" said the Fat Man of Bonn
bay, 1--WE thought of everything
from lamps to limpets. don
| krow what it is"
"Hooray!" cried Nick. 81 know
! It's button"
How in the world could eve
guess that? ?" CRIED the Fat Man. -
dcn't wear buttons. haven't sue
thing about met"
"Did you sneeze them OFF," ask
ed Nancy.
And everybody laughed so lou
end so long that nobody notice
what Nick's prize was-and l forge
tc ask.
Ito Be COntinued)
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OWNS STRANGE CAT

London, Nov. 24.-The proprietor
of local movie house received a
cat and litter of kittens by ex-
press. Accompanying the gift was
this message: Dear Sir: Every
time l see a new reel at your thea
ter, there is always a picture OF
cat who is nursing dogs or chickens
or mice--anything but kittens. l
think it is unusual, therefore, that
my cat is nursing real kittens.
Please take their pictures.
A FRIEND.
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OUTOF LUCK
(Florence Borner)

Said Mr.. Turkey Gobbler his pretty little wife;
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day. I'm fearing life
the farmer sharpening his out in the
So sort of worrying for fear lose my
I'm getting rather anxious just decided
There's times life when guided
And tho don't believe in fate and superstitous
There's longing cast
80 will quickly pack grip and visit awhile,
Since about this time of
Coopel lives down the about mile or So
He's everyodys friend the place 60"
So Mr. GObbler started out to visit this good
Expecting Things went all right, spend;
Then when Thanksgiving Day he'd hurry again.
Twas thus he thought he would defeat
Perched high upon his backward fence bird size
He quickly woke his seepng wife
good Kind Providence has sent turkey dinner
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y&$2 ;(3T&
BIR9lDH

MONDAY, NOV. 24-Thosc born
this day must beware of moods.
You are just as capable as anyone.
and if your work does not seem to
be appreciated it is because you per-
NIT yourself to be sulky and those
near you are afraid to approach you.
Jealousy is often quite pronounc-
ed in those born this day and you
must learn that to bring true love
you will have to love equally true
and faithfully.
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WALKS ROPE IN SLEEP

Sydney, Australia, Nov. 24.-Leav-
ing bed in her sleep, Mrs. Katharine
Koontz climbed out of the window
and walked across clOthesline
stretched over an alleyway to her
neighbours house. Reaching the
other house, still asleep, she kicked
out the window glass and fell into
the room, awaking uninjured.
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COMMERCIAL FLYING

English commercial airships in five years have carried
$4,000 passengers, the planes travelling total of four mil
lion miles. And only six deaths took place However, that's
killed of every 84OO death for every 900
miles of flying
Air travel will have be safer before the public takes it
up any large scale Safety will Railroad journeys
highly hazardous Now reads on most accident
policies that the company will pay you double liability if
death takes place train
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GERMAN EDITOR DARES
WOMEN TO SHAVE THEIR
HEADS AC MEN r

Dresden, Nov. 24.-t'If women Will
cut off their hair and shave their
necks why don't they shave their
heads all over the way many Ger
man men do who regard themselves
as very aristocratic and distinguish
ed?" is the challenge German edi-
tor makes to women of fashion,
MANY men who belong to the
Steel Helmet organization have
shaved heads. 1t is distinct mark
Of the officer class, and since women
are organizing a feminine branch
Of the, Steel Helmets they should
also shave their heads"
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HAIR

Baby nine weeks old has had six haircuts. You
he; picture in the papers-te Alice Sue Wnder of Nor
fox, Va
like this physicians say, "Over-acve endocrine
glands The thyroid in maturity, and the hymus gland
considerable extent in youth regulates the growth and
of the hair If universal for badness
is discovered it'll be glandular Why discover it
Bald headed point out grass grows busy
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AUTO ACCIDENTS

One of the most dangerous places to be is in auto,
claims prominent insurance expert Thirty per Of
the accidents he investigates in autos.
Almost many accidents 25 per cent of tota happen
in homes. Commonest home accidents are cuts falling
down stairs slipping from ladders.
However, regardless of where you are safety largely
matter of personal caution Develop the habit
in your children. Worth than large cash legacy
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BREATHE DEEPLY

Science note Shivering in cold weather is an automatic
response to the bod demand for oxygen according
lecturer London School of Medicine So breathe deep
~ to get
The lecturer, Pro Culls compares the human body
engine Your fuel is oxygen. Sleeping with bed
windows closed is like trying without
refiing the gas tank.
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INVISIBLE INSECTS

Unnotced insects all about carry elaborate civil
cations. Ants busy people, and quite serious
about it.
From Trinidad collection of "parasol
ants They cultivate underground FARMS growing tiny
mushrooms for food mehodcay any truck gardener
For all know their activities may be quite important
"in the great scheme of things" own.
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Editorial Review

Comments reproduced In this
the opinion OF The Tribune. They
are presented here In order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important issues which are
being discussed In the press Of
the day.
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NUISANCES

TO of dead animals from it's streets.
including $4,000 New York City $181 900 year.
The day is approaching when cities for health
if other will have to prohibit dogs and cats
cited reader He's unnecessarily agtated century Of
dogs and does less harm than minute of flies and
Above all, the wntertime fly of powerful endur-
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The grace, charm and beauty cul-
tivated are not lightly to be con-
sidered.
So dancing should be encouraged
and this doesn't let the old folks
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Ever since their marriage 20 years
ago, Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Carlyle
have lived together in the same cot
tage at Lacey Green, England.
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CANCER

Cancer remains battling mystery. Experts tell the
American College of Surgeons Their researches indicate
that there universal germ. but rather variety
of parasites that this dread maady cure
might not affect other groups.
Imaginative ancents regarded as monster that
attaches itself to the body Surgery finds in cancers
what look like liver, lung and kidney cells.
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SUCCESS

He bobbn boy 30 years ago in mohair plush mill.
It's revealed that in 1923 he paid income of over 1884,
OO0 The in question is high up in the Massachusetts
textile industry.
What has become of the other bobbin boys he worked
alongside? safe bet most of them "got anywhere
So called opportunity is often, to considerable extent,
just another for natural ability and persstency
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A Thought

Let Us therefore come boldly unto
the throne Of grace, that We may
obtain mercy. and find grace to help
in time of need.-Heb. 4:l6.
We make way for the man who
boldly pushes past us.-Bovee.
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READ Tribune WANT ADDS.
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Government experts are advising
us to set mouse traps for sparrows,
and no doubt the mice are willing.