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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
Getting the Big Had"

Humankind Is getting the big head
the Smithsonian Institution says.
Scientific investigation by DR.. AlcS
Hrdlicka. the Smithsonian anthrop-
ologist who j. now in Europe 10
check up on the early cave men. is
expected to supply conclusive proof
that the human brain is growing
larger
Dr. Hrdlcka has leen permitted to
examine the bones OF the lava ape
man. who lived q half million ears
ago and is the nearest approa. 10
the missing link" vet found.
The average mans brain IS about
1850 cubic centimeters in size SAYS
DR.. Paul C. Van Malta. who 5 Dr.
Hrdlicka's aid at the National Nv
scum. whereas the brain of the ate
man was approximately 900 cubic
Centimeters.
The mighty gorilla. often> eight
feet tall and weighing 600 pounds.
has a brain not oui;e half as large
as that of man. The brain of the
chimpanzec, u much smaller but far
more intelligent ape. rs about haif
the size OF mans and the or9nG
outang runs the chimpan2ee close
second
Mans brain is equaled in size oni:'
hy such massive animals as whales
and elephants. SAYS DR.. Van Na-t1.
In proportion TO his bulk, he iias b..
far the largest brain.
The human brain is larger becar&e
II has been used more, the incrcase
in size having naturally followed G.t
progress up .,lp evolutionary ladder.
the scientists explain.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
janJd Tx
Nine Drowned Off
n. Y. Coast May Have
Been Rum Runners

Baby lon. y. y. Jan. 4.-N ME
search was being continued today for
the bodies Of six Of the nine men who
were drowned off Fire Island Inlet yes
terday when they We're swept from a
rescue boat ny heavy seas. develop
ments ashore gave support to the
theory Of coast guards that two of the
boats were rum runners. This was
believed by coast guards TO account for
the failure Of the crew to signal for
aid when their boats were in distress
Captain II. L. Pearsall of the Oak Is
land coast guard station said II was
Lis opinion that the two boats in dis
tress were loaded with liquor from the
rum feet - miles of Fire Island. He
said the Inea seemed 10 he hiding from
the coast guard station instead OF
seeking aid and that no distress sig
nails were received from them
Seven men comprising the crews of
these boats had been rescued Ey men
aboard the powerhoet Sid. which had
tcen sent out for the purpose. when the
rescue craft itself vas struck by
huge wave.
Goa guardSman Albin at the coro-
rer's inquest today asserted that one
of The two boats had been brought in
at Gavin with q load of liquor
Another angle &c the case came TO
light today when IL Was learned that
stranger in fur overcoat had hired
a Babylon aviator 10 fy over the inlet
and locate the TIVE boats before the
Sid was sent TO their reScJe. The
coast guards. however never were no
tiGed that The loats were in distress.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
PsNcholouict Speaks at HIGH School
DIR. SanbOrn Speaks
on Care of Babies at
Nash Mothers Club

DR.. Warren b. Sanborn was the
speaker at largely attended meet
ing of the Nash school Mothers Club
held at the school building Friday
afternoon. after the school session.
Dr. Sanborn's remarks followed a
brief business session of the club.
and he spoke to the mothers on the
care and diet of children from IN
fancy to the age OF six years. His
talk was most interesting and in
structivc. and greatly appreciated
by the mothers.
The feature of the entertainment
nrogram at the meeting yesterday
afternoon was the singing of three
solos by Mrs. Robert Partridge. &C
companied by Mrs. rank 5. Sou.
tina rd Dainty refreshments OF
punch. sandwiches and fancy cookies
we're served by Mrs, George Wether,
Mrs. ralph Rollins and Mrs. Dawson.
The next meeting of the Nash
school Mothers Club will be held on
ian. is at the home of Mrs. Charles
T. Downing. 2s5 State street. and
will be in the form of Il whist party.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
FIRE IN PRESS
ROOM N. Y. WORLD

New York. Jan. 4-Flames. start
ing from a short circuit in the press
room, of the New York World in the
basement of the Pulitzer Building,
tonight shot in an elevator shaft to
the top OF the fourteen story build
ing. engerdering dense smoke which
forced general evacuation of the
editorial and composing rooms in the
upper stories.
Working under the difficulty of
having to draw lines of hose up
staircases, fremcn controlled the
fire in an hour and employees of the
newspaper returned to their work.
Three of the fourteen presses in the
basement were damaged.
1t was announced. however, that the
damage would not interefer with the
publication of the paper.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05

\ singular case of death caused by
a fox fur IL recorded from Eourges.
In this case the head of the animal
had been set up in lifelike pose. its
jaws. still set with teeth, serving IS
a fastener TIE owner of the fur
was joking with a girl friend about
the fur and with the jaws slightly
scratched her friends nose. The
INCIDENT was forgotten until tao
days later, when the girls nose be-
gan to swell. and she found that she
must have been prie.sed by one OF the
animals teeth. An opera ton aas
carried cut. but this Intervention
proved too late and the girl died
within a few hours The danger Of
the wound which caused the girls
death iay to a great extent in its GT-
parent insignifieaDcc. for il was so
slight that il did hot even bleed or
cause anv Inconvenience until it was
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
Rriton Has X. X. X.

Busies of 2 new strange sort III
English IN hlux Khan woke the
echoes ~ Westminster Abbey when
The Most Noble Order OF CRU
saders. secret society. paid HON :
age 10 Britain's unknown soldier Of
the World War.
Under the slSldowy arches OF tile
historic cathedral vas enacted a saI
tastic scene Of medieval ritual ind
pa geaniIy. itch robes. flashing
swords and cabalistic symbols.
Men III high position, banded to-
eether meeting IN the presence OF
the Duke Of York, pledge themselves
as sternig as did the ancient
crusaders OF Occur de Leon.
"Conciayes'' of the order are now
esta biished tiiruout tie country.
There are no restrictions on member
snip beyond the one that all MEM
heFs must be British born cappers
Weekly.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
Safe Fat Reduction

Reduce. reduce. reduce. Is the slogan Of
all fat people Get thin. be slim. is the
cry Of fashion and society. Aud the
overfat wiring their hands in mortfca-
ton and holpcssncss: revolving at nau-
seating drugs. afraid OF Violent exercise,
dreading the umwelcope and unsatisfy-
ng diet, until they hit upon the harmless
Marmoa Prescription aud learn through
Il that they may safely reduce steadily
and easily without one change Gin their
node of Nrc but harmlessy. secretly.
and quclSy reaching their ideal of fig
urc. with u smoother skin, better arpc-
lite and health than they have ever
known And now comes Marmola Pre-
scrpton Tablets from the same famous
" harmless formula as the Marmol2
Prescription. II hchooVes YOU to learn
The satisfactory, beneficial effects of this
great safe. fat rcducer by giving to Your
druggist ono dollar for II box or sending
Ike amount to the Marntola Company.
'ls Woodward Avenue, Detroit. Mich,
With request that they mail to YOU n
box Of Marmola Prescription Tablets
Adv
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05

Apple Cider straight from the cows
and chickens
In Fowler Ind: Nv. II. McNeely.
Kinds Of Junk
Electric sign in Chicago: Cornell
nee tiub. Orchestra Iiall--Dec. 23--
bronio setter for iieadache--nsxt
~ In window Of Cleveland restaurant:
STOP Chicken. Dinner only so cents"
~ Eric. Pa.: otto Il schott."
~ Waterloo. KY: mir. Fountain
gilmore hainwater." from Every
body's Magazine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
Augusta Boys in Dual
Sports Tourney at Auburn

A group of eleven hoss will leave
on the eight o'clock car this morn
ing for Auburn. where they will UP
mold the honor of the Augusta Y.
~, {. \. in an indoor sports compe-
uuon between the Auburn and Au-
susta VS.. This is n return match.
me Auburn hoys having trimmed the
vocal players by one point in Il hcisty
several weeks ago.
, The following will make the trip:
FRED Ellis, Royal Overlook. Rovce
overlook. Paul Devinc. Charles VIM
STOW. John Hichborn. Robert Sener-
re- Stuart Taylor, Elwood Lapham.
howard Stiles and Joseph Dancanse.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
NAMES FUTURE PROS FiCTs TO Be FOUND
IN lGRICuI TURE, PARK TELLS Ra1llIllls

the Board of Directors had appointed
George w. Merrill chairman of the
"On to Toronto'' committee, to round
up the delega ton from the local
club which will attend the Interna-
tional Rotary convention in the Can
adam city next June.
AT the next meeting of the Rotary
Club to be held on Jan. Is. the speak
er will be Arthur e. Taylor Of the
American Child Health Association.
who will tel the Rotarians of the
wonderful work with crippled chill
dren. WHICH this association is carry
ing on.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
BOWDOIN HAS
FENCING DATE
WITH HARVARD

Cambridge. Mass, Jan. 4.-The
Harvard varsity fencing schedule ap-
proved tonight includes the following
dates:
Feb 2-Bowdoin.
Feb. 9.-Hamflton.
Feb. 16.-Massachusetts Institute of
Technology.
Feb. 23.-Pennsylvania at Phila-
delphia.
March Dartmouth.
March S-Army at West Point
March 15.-Columbia.
March 29.-Yale.
April 1-5-Intercollegiates at New
York.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
One Dead in 100000
Fire at Montreal

Montreal. Jan. 4-The death OF ohe
AGED patient by shock and damage
estimated at 100000 were caused by
fire which broke out early today In
the Gamelin hospital. Two hundred
and fifty patients were safely re-
moved.
The nuns in charge of the hospital.
aided by the employees and the ahie-
bodied patients. removed the heip--
less. Taxicabs. ambulances and
police wagons carried them TO shef-
ter.
The patient who died was Adolphe
Londe. Ga years of age, who suffered
from shock.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
WIN Educate the indian.

An extensive campaign of eduea-
non among the Indians of Mexico
"hich promises to do away with
,neir iiliteracy, has been apped out
~ the department. OF pubiic educs-
aon OF the Mexican government
preliminary TO the cstallllshuient a.
schools IN Indian communities an In
speclion OF the different tribes win
ne maze by Prof. I-auro caloca. It
= s.a.ed that the work will be start
~ m,ln me appointment Of 100 in
s I'll autv.s. ana mat In making these
those teachers who speak the irT,as ~
language An appropriation OF sao
vVV pesos: equivalent to $3.50 mn
money. niIl~be used % get tl,in now
educational work started. "
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
To C0nfne Hockey
Playing to Inner
Rink at High School

The management of the Cony High
hockey link has issued an order that
no more hockey clubs shall be al
lowed upon the ice until the boards
arc up for the hockey rink. The
rockeN manager and his assistants
together with one or two other boys
who are interested in the work. were
busy Friday afternoon making pre-
partitions f. putting up the side
boards but it is a slow job and will
tal;o some time to finish. They will
start working ut Q O'Clock this morn
ing and will also work in the after
noon and Coach Thompson has sug
gestcd that if the boys are in
hurry to play hockey. they can make
it that much quicker by helping in
the erection of the side boards.
Psychologist Speaks at High School
Miss Bculah Tilton. n lecturer on
psychology. who is now in this city,
spoke FRIDAY morning ct the Cony
High Assembly. She gave very
interesting talk in which she e&-
plained to tho students that their
future depends, not upon their an.
oestry but upon their own individual
efforts. II tho utilized their brains
and bodies as they should he utilized
they would go far in the world. but
If they allowed either or both to, be-
come stagnant they would not Keen
up With their fellow men who kept
on the alert. they were told.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
"" BOwlers Take
All Four Points in
Match with Legion

fhe Y. NJ. c. \. pin sharpshooters
we're going right again Friday eve
".ns and chalking up a team total
" ill0 took all four points from the
nes,onaires. Overlook started out
s'lh los in his first string and raised
. ne ante to 100 in the second clash,
,sn'eh was high single for the even.
s, as was his three string total
!, Sis. For the American Legion boys
,SH ,iherte copied high single with
s I've, and r. Lausier's 215 for three
h. ling total was the best figure for
Ihe Summary:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
Do You Believe N sians

At subpostal station in Chicago:,
Please count your change before
leaving the window, IS errors will
not be corrected after sou have done
So
On Chicago West SIDE BouIcyard:
"Autos VIII slow dosa q d walk
Lake Zurich. H.. pavilion: ''Danc-
ing 10 Gents tl0c- a couple. ladies'
flee"
on Long Island: 'E'.l Sale. Pei;in-
Sese Pups. flag be sesD by appoint
ncBt.
on Monroe street Chicago: Fresh
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
Accidental Death
Wellesley Student

CINCINNATI O., Jan. 4.-Mlss Myra
Straus F'reiberg. 10. student at
Wellesley College. was found lifeless
with a bullet wound in her head to-
night in the private library OF her
cousin. DR.. E. u. Tauher in the latters
apartment in Avondale
Beside her was q revolver. one of q
collection OF firearms kept by DIR. Tau
her. a bullet had entered the girls
mouth and passed through her head
at the base of the brain.
~ Coroner ID, &. Handy notified police
that from what could be learned Miss
Freibers's death was accidental.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
Millerand Gratis
for Madame Curie

Paris, Jan. .4.-Presldent MHIefanu
today received Madame Marie Curic
and congratulated her upon the pub
lie tribute given through the action of
parliament in voting her pension
OF 4a.Ce0 francs upon the occasion of
the 25th anniversary of thed iscoyery
of radium,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
BANDITS WOUND
REAL ESTATE MAN

New York. Jan. 5-Bandits shot
and seriously wounded Edward Fl.
Dodge, Il wealthy real estate opera
tor of Mt. Vernon. early today at the
entrance to the Hunts Point station
of the New York, Boston and West
chester Railroad. Four shots were
fired at Dodge when he resisted at
;cmpts TO rob him. He is about %
wears old.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05

Enpeck-I told you before. madam.
to la" Off trying TO make me eat
raspberry preserves
Mrs. Enpeck-Why don't you cult
vate taste for IL. insect
EnpecE--I look -rd feel seedy
enough already.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
HELPED LITTLE GIRLS ceucH

'FOLEY'S HONEY AND TAR coM-
FOUND is fine Ny little girl had an
HONEY AND TAR COMPOUND and gave
her q few doses and she was greatly re-
lieved." writes Ciyde II. Benson. MARI
brook. Virginia. The hest remedy for
coughs. colds. lIoarseaess: relieves prompt
iy AMI offeetiVely. FoIETS HONEY
AND TAR COMPOUND hes stood tlie
test of time, serving three generations
iau5-Ig
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05

Peggy Smith Of warrenton, Va.
has the distinction of being the most
distinguished farm girl in the United
States. she having seen crowned
queen of every agricultural club pro-
ject organized by Uncle sam.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05

Asylum Lodge. No. 20. 7. O, o. r.
o. meeting last evening conferred the
lhlrd degree upon class Of four can
Wdates, After the work a banquet was
served in the banquet hall and gener-
al good time was enjoyed by all.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05

,,, rne Mothers q America are to be
liz n ~ the Womaas Alliance In
monument 1909 feet MR., ~
Twice as high ~ the Washin 80 80
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
When Yiu Cstch Cold
Rob on buSterOIe

,tusterole is easy to apply and II
- IN it's good work right away.
ge5ten il prevents a cold from turning
s,,n ..fu' or pneumonia. Just apply
I'M, slfs,,Ssterole with the fingers. 1t does ali
~ GOOD work OF grandmothers mus
lar lard plaster without the blister.
..nt made of oil OF mustard and
n.har home simples. 1t is recon-
scsanded by many doctors and nurses.
Tyy Musterole for sore throat. cold
~ the chest. rheumatism. 1umba 20.
oo,h.urisy stiff neck. bronchitis. asth.
~ ~ neuralgia. congestion. pains and
nnhes of the back and joints. sprafns,
scre muscles. bruiscs. chilblains.
rested fcet-eolda Of all sorts.
"a Mothers: MaEtezole II also
,rade in milder form Tor babies
and small cit.ldfen. Ask f6r
Chiidreu'a Husterc.s.
&c and csc. jars and tubes; hos
pital size. $500
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05

too late to apply antispetic meas
ures effectively Paris Correspond
enCc, London Telegraph.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05

Province of Saskatchewan contains
159, oSS.aso acres.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-01-05
AUGUSTA LOCALS

Congressman John L. Nelson of this
city left Friday evening for Washing
ton.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
HOW TO SAVE MONEY
WHEN SHOPPING
By MRS. HARLAND H. ALLEN
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(G, 1922 Harland H. Allen.)
LAUNDRY SOAP
LAUNDRY SOAP

How shall we choose sOapsf The
problem of finding really good soap
for daily use is of no small impor'
tance, when we consider the almost
constant need for soap In the home,
and what considerable monthly and
yearly expense that single item may
be.
In the first place, 1t is good plan
to use only soaps put out by reihlbie
firms 1t is never an economy to use
cheap and poorly made soaps In the
laundry. And we must not make the
mistake of thinking that one kind Of
soap will answer for every purpose.
Soaps are classified into MUD, me
dium and strong, according to the
amount of free alkali present. Nearly
every home laundry should be equipped
with at least two of these, and very
probably you will need all three. Neu-
tral or mild soaps should be used for
woolen materials, delicate colors and
all fabrics which even the smallest
amount of alkali might injure. A mo
dium soap is best for durable fabricA
A strong yellow soap is all right for
rough work and for washing greasy
overalls and mems work clothes.
The yellow or dark brown color Of
soaps is generally due to the presence
of rosin 1t is hard to say just when
rosin added to soap ceases to be an
advantage and becomes Objectionable.
In small quantities it is believed to
help whiten the clothes, but too much
/, will yellow the clothes, and forms q
sticky scum in the wash-boiler, which
settles into the clothes and may cause
trouble in ironing. You can generally
tell whether rosin has been added In
excessive quantities or not, by the
peculiar resinous odor, and by the
sticky feel of the bar when handled.
The presence of too much fres
alkali is also serious, even in strong
soap. II is hard on the clothing and
hard on the hands. There are several
good tests for excess alkali. Soap
statesmen try for 1t by holding bit
of the soap on the end Of the tongue.
Alkali is very caustic and will bite.
Many housekeepers learn to recognize
its presence by the shriveled, drawn
and dried-up feeling Of the hands
j after using A safer plan, as well az
| cheaper, is to buy n good mild soap.
and then add the washing Soda your
self to the water, If more alkali
seems desirable.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
METHODIST EPISCOPAL oHuRoH

10 a. M Sunday school.
Notice the change back to the later
hour, but we are expected to be on
time.
11:00 a. m.-Morning worship.
The pastor will talk on the theme,
ga Highway For the People" One
may build roads and never travel them,
but the highway of life must be trav-
eled by all. The roughness of this
road depends largely upon you. Come
and enjoy the message and the worship
of prayer and praise that you will find.
The choir is preparing something spe-
cial for You. All invited.
$3.50 p. m.-Junior League.
$3.50 p. m.-Epworth League.
1880 p. m.-Evening worship.
The sermon for the evening will take
up the life of a man who was born
into the home of slave and died the
friend of God. Come let us get better
acquainted with each other and with
the men of old who have brought free
dom of life to us. You will enjoy the
hour of worship with US. Bring your
friends. We do not promise you the
excitement of moving picture show,
but we assure you worth. "By their
fruits ye shall know them"
PHILIP D. NORvELL, Pasto,
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
Eirs, Economical Principle.

The first principle Of all human
economy, individual or political, Is to
live with as few wants as possible, and
to waste nothing of what is given to
supply them.-John RuslSin.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
PREsBYrER1AN CHURCH

Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Preaching services at IL a. m. ano
1880 p. m.
Christian Endeavorer, one-half houi
commencing promptly at p. m.
Midweek meeting on Thursday .,
1880 p. m.
We extend cordial invitation to ali
to worship with us.
]. P. CLARK, Minister
1912 Cooper Ave. Phone 1s1.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
More Truth Than Poetry

"Woman!" cried the big, burly
Glenwood husband, shaking his finger
wildly, "I can read you like book. -
"That may be,'' retorted the little
wife, with queer smile, "but you
It shut me up"
And therein she spoke volumes.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
Hel-lup! Hel-lup!

1 married a widow and this widow
had daughter. My father being a
widower, married our daughter, so you
see my father is my son-in-law. Then
my step-daughter is my step-mother.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
FIRST CHURCH OF
CHRI3T sCIENTIs1

30 Cooper Avenue
Sunday school 10 a. m.
Sunday services IL a. m.
Subject for next Sunday morning
"Matter."
Wednesday evening service p. N
Reading room open on Wednesda?
afternoon from 2 to 4 O'Clock.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

j. O. Rigney says: Stand with any
body that stands right. Stand with
him while he is right, and part with
him when he goes wrong.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Friends, when men are desperately
in need of money they go out and hold
up a train, or bank, or something.
Women merely hold cooked food sale
or bazaar.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
&'1a,gel qeS, u!
Surndp Sctuols

Copy tor notices unasf this heading
( must be In this office BY Wsdnssda,
Noon.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Harry Logan, who has been wonder
ing what made President Coolidge SO
independedt, has found out at last. The
president was born on the Fourth of
July.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
A BAD HOUSEKEEPER

Miss Young: "In Turkey a woman
doesn' It know her husband until after
she has married him."
Mrs. Wedd: "Why mention Turkey
especiallyf"
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
Cyclists.

"How did Mr. and Mrs Hemkins
ever manage 70 get into the best
social circles?" "Oh. in roundabout
way
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Wanted: A boy for bakery. Must
come wellbred, be an early riser, born
in the (y)east, good mixer. He will
get his dough every Saturday night.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

A Glenwood man, who has every dis
ease going around, is afraid he is go
ing to catch falling arches.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Joe Blossom thinks an expert is an
ordinary fellow away from home.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Dr.. Koran thinks people who are SEN
sitive should keep their feet where they
will not be stepped on.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Smart men do not try to explain
things to woman, says DR.. Moore.
They fix it up with kiss or candy.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Well, then, her mother is my grand
mother, therefore that makes me my
own grandfather.-Plant City (F1a.)
Courier.