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Evening star., 1924-04-16

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A T & S F pf CD.
Atl Birm & At.
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Austin Nichols.
Auto Knitter...
Bald Loco o..
Bal & Ohiu t5l.
Bal & Oh pf (4)
RarnSdail A....
Rarnso1ll B. ....
Beth Steel 3d.
Both Srl pf Cd -.
Brit Emp STEEL.
Br'k Edison (SD.
Srk-Man Tran.
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Butte c & Zinc. -
Butte Il Superior
Butterick Co.
Cal Pet t1E)..
Cal Packing go.
Callahan q Lead
Calu & Ariz (2) :.
Can Pacific tlOb
Canada So (5)-
Case Thrs's pf..
Cent Leather Co
Cent Lea Co pf.
Ger de Pas c 90
Chand Mot 3D..
Ches & Ohio t4D.
Chic & Alton pi.
Chic CT West pf-.
Ch Mil & ST Paul.
Oh Mi & st P pf.
Chi & Nwn (4)..
Ch & Nwn pf 90
Chic r l & Pac.
c r l G P pf IN.
Chi Yellow c (4).
Chile Cop t2hD
Chino Copper.
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Colo Fuel & Iron.
Colo Southern ..
Col G & Et2.60b
Col Carbon t4)
Com In TT pf 90.
Com Soiv A "a.
Com Solv B (4) =.
Congoleum t3).-
Consol Cigar...-
Consol Gas (5)..
Consol Textile.
Cont Can "a.
Cont Motors (20c)
Corn Prod (10).
Corn Pr X NV wi
Corn Pr r pf 90
Cosdeu Co. ......
Crucible Stl (D =.
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Gu Am Su pf Cd.
Cuban Cane SuS.
Cub Cane Su pr
Cub Dom Sugar.
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Cuba Railw ay-
Cuyamel FIR 60 :.
DanlBoone MOD
Davidson Chem.
Del & Hud (9).
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Dome Mines ca.
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East K (t5N)...
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End-John pf 90.
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Fifth Av 3 (64c,
Fisher Bdy (10).
Fish B o pf (S)..
Fisk Rubber.
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Gen Asphalt.
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Gen Elec (S)....
Gen Ell spe (60c)
Gen Mot (1.201.-
Gen Mot pf CD.
Glidden Co.
Goodrich. .-.....
Goodyear pf. ....
Gray & Davis. 80.
CT North pf 3d..
Or Nor Ore o..
Grit Wstn Su CD
CT West S pf 90.
Qua ntan Sugar.
Gulf MN pf (4).
Gulf St Stl (5)..
Hanna 1st pf 90.
Hartman Co (4).
Hayes Will {3l..
Hemestake (6)..
Housen'd Pr (3).
Houston OIL. ....
Hud Mot c (3).-
Hupp Mot c 3D..
Hydraulic Steel
Illinois Cent 90.
Ill Cent pf (6). =.
Indep Oil (25c)..
Indian Refining.
Inland Stl (2h).
Inspiration Cop.
Interb Rap Tr. >.
Int Bus Ma (S)..
Int Cement d.
Int Com Eng CD
Internal Har (5)
Int Me- Mar pf -.
Internal Nickel.
Inter Nick pf (6)
Internal Paper.
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Int Shoe pf (S) .-
Invincible Oil.
Iron Prod (1h).
Jones Bros Tea.
Jordan Mot (3)..
Kansas & Gulf. :.
Kan City South.
Kayser Jul & Co..
Kayser pf (S).
Kelly Spr Tire. -
Kelsey Will (6).
kenne Cop o.
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Lee Rub & Tire.
Leh Val (3M)..
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
RAIL man HERE
Milwaukee President Says
Electricity Applied For

Good business for the last half of
the year wasp rophesicd Wednesday
by a. @. Byram. president OF the
Milwaukee railroad. on his arrival in
Seattle.
Byram is here in the course OF a
trip over the Milwaukee line.
Byram declared that while bust.
ness had not been 40 good during
the first part of the year. 1t has
begun to pick up and the prospects
are good
This is particularly true, he said.
regarding the farming territory
tributary to the Milwaukee roud.
Nothing definite has been mr..
ranged regarding the elcctrificntion
OF the road bctwoe othelo. wash.
and Avery. Idaho, Byram said Ar.
rangemcnt has been made for pow.
or. but this is all thus far.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
AGED man, RUN
DOWN, DEAD
Driver Is Held After Fatal
South End Accident

William A. Ketchum. 80. Twins
at ss4s w. rand st. was almos;
instantly killed Just before noon
wednesday when an automobile
driven by Henry Frick. lss Dewey
place. struck him down. fracturins
his skull. at Z. Marginal way and
Holly 81.
Frlck was arrested and held by
the coroner. when he came TO the
police station TO make n report.
The police say Prick admitted he
was driving about 20 miles an hour
when he saw the old man step
from behind street car and start
across tho street.
Frick. who was driving south on
r.. Marginal way. tried TO avoid
kctchum but could not.
Tho victim was dead before his
arrival at the county hospital.
He Ind been working in n wood
yard near the scene and was cross
ing the street TO fiji n can with
gasoline when the accident hap
pcned.
He is survived by his widow.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
BANDITS WOUND
HIGHWAY COP
Escape After Holding Up
Service Station

Tacoma police and the King coun.
~ sheriff's deputies were still
searching, "Wednesday morning. for
two gas station bandits who shot
and seriously wounded Joe Fladek,
state highway patrolnan. near Meek.
err Junction Tuesday night.
F'ladek. in the Puyallup hospital
with n bullet wound in his leg. was
reported to have spent n restless
night. but II Is not thought that his
wound Is fatal.
Authorities here we're notified Of
the escape and deputies from the
county jail were stationed on the
roads from the south, but failed 10
find a trace Of the men.
Fladek was snot down and lost con
troll OF his motorcycle. which went
into the ditch when he nearly over
took the fleeing Ear Mt Meeker juno
ton, after II had broken past hin
and two Puyallup policemen n few
minutes before.
The bandits held UP and robbed Q
Tacoma gasoline service station al
p. M. and we're traced by Tacoma
police to tho city limits. Telephone
warnings were proadcast along Tho
seattle.Tacoma highway and tho
holdup men were next sighted at
Puyallup when they speeded past thu
waiting officers.
After shooting down Fladek Tho
bandit car disappeared completely.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
Apridge Mann Gets Line
on Mem Sucker Disease

you thus: Go Follow the Birds
TO Victoria" Los Angeles Plays
All The Year" See Memphis.
Lets Meet In PEORIA" "Oh.
Boyl Have You Seen Mount
Ralnler?"
when all OF the windshield is
stlckered. they asked him, then
what will you dor"
That's easy" he scornfully
snickered. Tho body-I'll cover
It. tool This bus viii accomo.
date nlcely--not counting the
wheels or the floor--a total OF
etlckers precisely nine thousand
and seyenty.four.'
lie stopped and he stared at
the chassis. Commissions were
shaking his knees; his eyes be.
came glnrlng and glnssy--tho
symptoms Of "stlcker disease"
He started his engine. You
tell EN-" he yelled TO tho am.
bent air. "I've got TO 20 UP TO
Gle Elum-I haven't n stlckor
from thorc!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
FRANCHISE Rate
DEMANDED BY
The star
This Newspaper Fights for
Lower Charges
SUIT IS DElAYE D
Hearing on Writ Is Set for
Next Wednesday

TUE SEATTLE STAR started It's
L legal action Wednesday against
tho Pacific Telephone a Telegraph
Co. 20 try 90 prevent the increase
In phone rates at this timo.
Carl croson. The Stars attorney.
asked for a court order forcing the
phone company 10 show cause why
a writ Of mandate should not be
issued 10 compel the phone com.
pany 10 furnish service under the
old rates. established by city ordin.
aneo and franchise In 1901 and
consented 10 by tho Public Service
commission In 1919. The com.
pany adopted these rates and fran.
ehise August 4. 1912.
Tho action was started by The
Star as n private telephone user.
In norder that all telephone userH
OF Seattle who are hit by the
higher rates. may take tho outcome
OF this action as n precedent In
paying their bills.
Tho current telephone bin o. Tho
Star increased from sibTTs 10
iass.7s.
Attorney croson requested that
the court make tho order returnable
Friday. August 9.
Judge Boyd ]. Tallman. before
whom the request was made. read
over tho request then said:
II don't believe. Mr.. Croson. that
two days Is sufficient timo TO give
tho telephone company to prepare
its case
But this Is no new matter. your
honor" croAon replied. Tho phone
company was in court only a few
days ago on an action that was
somewhat similar. and TO defend
which they needed material along
the Eamc line tina. they will need in
this action"
But two days Is too short notice"
tho judge insisted.
The telephone company would
be ready today to como into court
on this" croson added.
Il cant possibly set Il for the
date you request" the judge ruled.
Il will make II roturnablo next Wed.
nesday. August 49,
In accord with the custom Of TO.
tating the work OF the pudges
week by week. Judge Tallman will
not be sitting next week. Judges
Mitchell Gillian and Austin Grif.
fifth, will be on the bench. and
Judge Tnllman viii not be obliged
to pass on the case. on which the
eye OF every telephone user in Sc.
attic is now focused.
Wednesdays suit. Rltho theorcti-
cally affecting only The Star. will
definitely decide whether the present
high rates are TO continue. or
whether the legal rate shall be re-
stored for more than 10000 tele-
phones here.
Tho public will be kept advised
OF every development in the trial OF
the case.
Attorney Carl Croson acted for
this newspaper in the matter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
Smith and Nelson
Facing Hardest
Hop of Trip

DEYKJAvIK. Iceland. Aug. c.
~ (By Wireless1 - The icebound
coast OF Greenland today repealed the
U. S. round-the.world flight. and
Lieut.. Lowell Smith. commanding
the expedition. announced he and
Lieut.. Erik Nelson will wait here a
couple of days before proceeding.
Smith and Nelson reached here
yesterday after battling heavy winds
in flight from Hornafjord.
Upon word from the Danish supply
steamer Gertrude Rask, caught in
the foes is miles off Angmagsalik.
depends the time OF the start on the
next lap.
The flight TO Angmagsalik. on the
east coast of Greenland, is across n
500.mile stretch of open water from
Reykjavik.
I'VE will wait few days and see
what the Rask reports" Lieut.. Smith
said. I'VE are advised she is ice
bound and unable to land supplies
and spare parts II the steamer can
not make port, 1t will be imprac.
ticable, but not impossible, to fly
into Angmagsalik.
WILL CONTINUE
FLIGHT TO u. 5.
Lieut.. Smith added, "the situation
now is indefinite. pending the out.
come of conference OF ourselves
and the naval officers in charge OF
the flotllla.
Under any circumstances. we
most certainly viii continue our
flight TO the United States"
Meanwhile, the airmon are resid.
ing Mt the home of Councilman
Thorstoinson, n prominent citizen OF
Iceland, who has placed II modern
concrete, rod.roofed house, on n
wind.swept hilltop overlooking the
bay. mt their disposal.
Speaking OF the successful flight
along the coast from Hornafjord,
Smith said:
ut wasn't difficult, altho we ran
into number of dust storms, one
of which was apparently OF vol
canic origin"
Such storms frequently sweep out
from tho desert wastes of the In.
terror OF Iceland, The airmcn also
passed 40 glaciers,
Smith and Nelson found quiet
anchorage here In n sheltered hor.
Dor after their arduous work In
Crurn TO Page IL, Column ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
Nervous?
Whether You Are or Aren't
You Simply Cont Mass
"The Nervous Wreck"
BY Z. j. RATH
Copyright. 1884 by NEA Service Inc
CHAPTER |
Game but Nervous

DAD MORGAN stood with his shoulders against
the top rail of the corral fence apparently asleep
on his feet. The sun had a persuasive warmth,
which was good for kinks in the system. He never
could decide whether it melted or baked the twinges
out of him. but he knew it for an emolient of power
and virtue. His figure dropped somnolently. His
pipe hung loosely from a corner Of his mouth. His
eyes were half closed
But Dad Morgan not asleep his haf-cosed
eyes idle They watching two riders descend the slope
the far side of the wide couee in which the ranch build
ngs sprawled There piebad horse ridden by girl
and sorrel ridden by pan. They still somewhat
distant for disclosure of these details but Dad Morgan
knew who coming. The pace of the riders walk.
and Dad knew the meaning of it.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
Poison Booze Still
Captured in Oregon

BEND, Ore, Aug. 6.--Just in time
to prevent distribution and further
manufacture OF probable poisonous
liquor, Sheriff s. Il, Roberts and
Deputy George stokoc swoopcd down
on stlll located some 20 miles up
the Deschutos river from Bend and
seized the entire equipment, nclud.
Ing 200 gallons OF mash and 30 gal.
Ions Of moonshinc. The operators of
the still escaped,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
New Plane for Wade,
Flyers Are Held by Ice
World Altman viii
Rejoin Flight
in America

WASHINGTON. Aug. 6.--Lieut.
w LEIGH Wade. who was forced
out Of the American world flight
when his plane was wrecked
between the Orkneys and Ice
land. will be given II new plane
Mt Pictou Harder. Nova Scotia.
and permitted 10 complete the
flight. Major General Patrick.
chief Of the air service, decided
today.
Wade will follow Liouts. Smith and
Nelson across the North Atlantic on
board the cruiser Richmond TO Pic.
tou harbor. where the new plane,
now at Langley field. Va. VIII await
him and his mechanic. Sergeant og.
den.
Tho plane, which win be CHRIS.
tened the Boston IL. will be flown
from Langley field to Pictou har.
Dor, by way OF Keyport, N j.. Bos.
ton and either Bar Harbor or Rock.
land. Lieuts. George c. Mcdonald
and Victor T.. Bartrandis viii pilot
it. Departure from Langley field dc.
ponds upon arrangements now being
made.
Pictou harbor is the last stop OF
tho. flyers before reaching Boston.
Tho jump to Boston is $40 miles.
Wade win nave lost about 1900
miles out of tho flight as the result
OF the accident.
The plane being sent to Pictou
harbor is Douglas cruiser OF the
Same type rs the rest OF the round
thc.world planes. II was originally
assigned to Maj. Martin, first COM
mander OF the flight, but mechan'
ical troubles with II before the start
required the substitution Of another
II was shipped to Langley field
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
"Main Street" to
Be Paved by State

ST. PAUL. MINI, Aug. 6.---Sln-
clair Lewis Main Street is TO be
paved,
Tho Minnesota highway depart
mont today awarded n contract for
tho laying Of asphpltic concrete on
the main business street OF Sank
Center, old homo town OF the
author, made famous by his book.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
Merge S Divisions
of Nipponese Army

TOKYO. Aug. Give divisions
Of the japanese standing army will
be disbanded or merged into other
divisions and the maintenance funds
30 saved will be diverted to pur.
chase new equipment and 10 mid
in the further development OF the
air service, It was learned from
authoritative sources here today.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
Four ear-Old Boy
Is Drowned in Lake

BELLINGHAM. Aug. Edward
Parker. 4.ycar.old son OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Meryin w. Parker. was drowned
yesterday at Geneva on Lake What.
com. falling off n float In the rear Of
the family home into four feet Of
wotor. The body was recovered n
few minutes after, but efforts 10 re.
yive the boy failed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
by AyRIDGE MANN
"T'HE pleasure, of nutomobIl.

6TNHE pleasure, OF automobil.
l. ing" said Cyrus o'Gumpus
OF Lynn, "is chiefly the wonder.
full feeling In Dragging OF where
you have been. Tho travel Is
never cxacting. Tho sconery'a
certain 10 please. However,
there's risk OF contracting the
terrible 'sticker disease
Already. you notice. I've got
II. Come hercl Take look ut
the cart"
His windshield was specified
and spotted with stlckors from
near and afar.
ut starts with stlclScr they
hand you. It's fever begins In
n flash. And when It's dellriums
land you. the Windshield breaks
out In n rash"
His Windshield. on careful In.
spectlon, was stuck in n terrible
musg II points you TO every dl.
roction, with stlckers informing
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
1000 ACRES IN
SOUTH END
BURNED
Small Boy Innocent Cause
of Dangerous Blaze
HOMES ARE PERILED
Change of Wind HaIts Fire
at Critical Moment

A FIvE-YEAR-OLD boy. playing
n with matches in an orchard at
White Center. Tuesday afternoon.
was held responsible by firemen
"Wednesday for a blaze Of tremend-
Gus proportions which up until noon
"Wednesday had menaced a dozen
homes and swept over 1000 acres OF
virgin Timber and logged-off land.
and was still out OF control. despite
tho heroic efforts OF 100 citizen
volunteers and firemen-
Buddy Forey. s. according TO
neighbors and firemen, was the lad
who accidentally caused the blaze.
With several other children Buddy
was trying to make fire TO bake
some potatoes. The grass ignited
and quickly spread into the woods
along W. Roxbury ST
White Center is three or four
miles south of West Seattle. Rox-
bury st is the city line and most OF
the community Is outside, the city
limits. and as the fire extends south
II is rushing away from the city.
All afternoon and evening firemen
aud citizens Tuesday fought the
flames. but despite their labors. the
red fire demon rushed thru the for
est, destroying everything in its
path.
When night came the fire had
penetrated for half a mile and al
most TO a little colony OF eight
homes in the middle OF the woods.
FIRE FIGHTERS
DRIVEN BACK
The fire fighters were driven
back and the homes were given
up for lost. Then the wind sud-
denly changed, from the south to
the east, and the blaze passed by
the houses.
One house on the eastern side
OF the fire happened to be in the
pathway of the flames and was
destroyed. according to the fire.
men. The name OF the occupant
was not learned. but is known to
have escaped.
The fire Wednesday morning was
still raging with terrific fury on
the southern and western areas
with two homes within 100 yards OF
tho fire.
| WOMEN AID IN
FLAME BATTLE
All the firemen. including 20 or
more from nearby fire stations. d.
rected every effort to save these
two homes, by cutting paths thru
the woods and underbrush and
starting backfires.
Even the women OF the neighbor-
hood were being pressed into service
TO carry water TO the firemen.
The fire started at First ave. S.
and Olson place. near White Center,
and extended to Fifth ave. S. w,
and from Roxbury St, south 10
Greendale road. south of White Cen.
1 ter.
The fire spread uncontrolled into
other heavily.wooded districts and
was burning fiercely there, where
the firemen were unable to get at 1t.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
Crops Damaged by
Floods in japan

TOKYO. Japan, Aug. 6.-Floods
caused by heavy rains have serious.
ly damaged crops and other prop
erty in Northern Kyushu. according
to meager advices received here.
Details are lacking because OF
wire communications being broken.
The rains followed long period
of drought.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
Jumps From Auto,
Killed by Another

ASTORIA. Ore. Aug. 6.--Robort
Lewis Kelly. age H., wns killed nj.
most instantly last night Mt Warren.
ton. He jumped from the rear Of an
automobile truck and ran directly In
front OF another machine.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
CANDIDATE FOR THE POISON
IVY CLUB
TODAY's DEFINITION
The Great Open Spaces: Where
Brick" Eldred hits the ball.

Another candidate for the Poison
Ivy club is the goof who buys an
ice cream cone. eats the ice cream,
and takes the cone back TO the soda
water clerk. saying: Thanks for
letting me use your vase. mister"
II don't see why the folks in West
Seattle are kicking about the Spo
kane st. bridge" postcards r. ]. j
ut took 10 years to build the Brook
Ign bridge. too
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06

Il expect he's got himself all
ehafcd up.'s he unused. But he'll put
Il on his nerves: SEQ II he don't.
Sothln' ever happens TO him regular
and natural. except maybe swcarin.' ="
Tho riders were out upon n green
level. and tho plcbald horse broke In
10 an easy lope. Tho sorrci followed
then checked and settled down TO a
reckless walk. Tho girl in front
turned In her saddle. glanced back.
ward. brought her mount 20 stop
and waited. when the sorrel had
come abreast. the two horses walked
in the direction OF the ranch. Dad
Morgan grinnsd. shifted his position
against tho fence and began filling
his pipe.
He was smoking lazIly when the
riders came 10 a pause AZ tho corral
gate. The girl swung Off with an
easy sweep and waved Eauntleted
hand.
Hello. Dad"
'Howdy. Sally7 Howdy. Wreck"
The man on the sorrel made no an.
swsr, for no was engaged ia task.
With both hands gripping the pom.
mel. he raised himself in the stirrup.
frightened HIS lips and scowled. Then.
very slowly. he fetched his right leg
across the sorrel's back. As no did
this. he flattened himself forward
until the pommci burrowed into the
pit OF the stomach and his arms
gripped the sorrel's neck in n tense
embrace. Then no slid crabwise 10
the ground. He stood there for sev.
ernl seconds. looking at his legs.
which had retained the posture nccos.
sary 90 enclose the barrel Of horse.
Slowly he stralghtcned them. one
right after another. There was q
Turn TO Page s, Column p
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
uHVAVnDrn FVnETT at White Center
to toI Halt pange en,us SEATTLE FIRE
Home Brew

Howdy, folks, Gosh. We wish
VIC were out playing golf!
An optimlst Is n golfer who looks
at Mount Rainier and says: Watch
me drive this ball over that little
bunker
Dirzv lazy rocked The beat.
Dtz<v lazy eoHidR's float.
Ertt fs<v-
FHReral note.
LAT Gee Gee does all her spooning
IN the parlor. Her family calls Il
the mushroom.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
THE IGNORANT BULLDOG
Mary had a Pekinese,
The purp was full Of vim,
IL met Boston bull one day
That Peek" was Chow to him!


Ed Clifford. candidate for COVER.
nor. is attacking the cement trust.
This is the right idea. Somebody
ought to stop those fellows from sell.
ing their stuff to young brides as
flour.
The supreme test OF parental love
IS when baby wants drink about
3 a. IN.
Short skirts arc coming back. says
q fashion expert. Don't take any
chances on blindness by drinking
moonshine whiskey,
We DIARY
fAuguat -
Tyy coach 10 the circus, with Mrs
Homer Brew ard Little Homer brow. Jr.
and did eat peanuts, hot dogs and all the
good things In the world. And many
strange animnIs there. the blood -w en- tin q
I,~hsmotIi ~ Holy Writ. the wild Kan.
Rnroo and the ring tailed goofus. And
It'll, Homer, noticing tho smell OF the
rsmsis, did says Papa, now know
why they call those clEnrets Camris u
And 40 TO home. laughing heartily.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06

This Is the time OF the year when
father says: -of course. don't care
anything about circuses. but I've got
to take little Johnny"
The new edition OF who's Who
and Why Is out. but lot OF people
are more interested In Bradstreet's
who's lie and What's He Gotf"
THE THREE GREAT THRILLS
The first kiss
The first pair Of long pants.
The first royal flush.
LII Gee Gee admits she paints and
says: mo man ever saw an angel
that wasn't painted"
Sign on the Back 81 . rords
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-08-06
DDS, SQUEALS

~. O. 8.
Added Axioms: Fools jaywaik In
where angels fear TO tread.
Here lies the body OF
EbeHezer BLACK;
Flooded his carburetor,
WhHc crossing tho track
do you mean to say you don't
play golf?"
That's right. Ny legs are too
skinny for me TO wear golf Knockers"
CANDIDATE FOR THE POISON
IVY CLUB
The gink who puts perfume on his
whiskers.
One OF Llfe's Tragic Moments;
when you're going fishing. and baby
swallows your only worm.
We wouldn't mind the flappers cut.
ting their hair short II they would
only cut the talk about II short.