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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29
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usual distressing symptoms, - hot
flashes, insomnia, ETC., = and ! am
pleased to testify to the wonderful
results l obtained from the Vegetable
Compound. / heartily recommend it
to any woman and ] viii be pleased to
answer any inquiries that might be
sent to me through the publication Of
my testimonial. - Mrs. H. L. Brad
FORD, 100 Armstead St., Phoebus, Va.
Consider carefully Mrs. Bradford's
letter. Her experience ought to help
you. She mentions the trials of middle
age and the wonderful results she OBJ
tanned from Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etab!e Compound.
If YOU are suffering from nervous
troubles, irritability, or if other an
noyink symptoms appear and you are
blue a times, you should give the
VcC~t; ieCompouhd a fair trial. For
"a,e y druggists everywhere.
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TALK OF THE
TOWN
BY Dave Sentner.

D0NN kCGAAOAlCEs
MR.. and MRS. MACK DUFF.
~ the musical connical couple.
celebrated their tin wedding ami,
versary today. Mr.. and Mrs.
Nooiy Rich gave them 4 present
Of niyver.
Mr.. Potts. M. ". (rnarried vet.
cram, says his wife couldn't
cook q peanut without burning Il.
Buddy Bubbles, the village
bootlegger, IL now delivering his
goods in a baby carriage. The
boys say his stuff is too young
to be carried any other way.
Bill Grubb, the skyline phil.
osopher, says he would rather
have an attack Of laziness than
an attack Of measles.
Hickory Hoople is in the hos
pital again. He tried to fly from
the first floor last night when
i was raining with a pair Of
water wings as a parachute.
Kennie Femme says often.
times a girl doesn't think she's
pretty, but she wants other folks
to think she is.
Johnny Brghteyes has written
the following poem: Whats the
good Of chorus kickers when the
girls are dressed in knickers.''
Bessie Bebb, the sweetest girl
in town, said to Nooly Rich at
dinner the other night, What q
lovely monogram on your table
knife" THAT amt no mono.
gram" replied Nooly. '"Them's
tooth marks"
ASuI5 LAS ulhET1eu hon tanner,
says il you're going to make
faces behind your wife's back be
sure there's no mirrors in the
house.
Arabella, the circus fat lady,
got stuck in telephone booth
yesterday, so she took it home
with her.
Eddy Kett says that embroid-
cred napkins should be seen and
not used.
They say that when Sandy
Hughes, the careful Scot, got
married he wouldn't go on
honeymoon for fear the wedding
presents might be stolen while he
was away.
Ned Bottom, the merry under
taker. says nobody ever asks him
for free samples in his business.
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FROM Personal
EXPERIENCE
Mrs. Bradford Recommends Lydia
E.Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Phoebus, Virginia. - Having this
opportunity Just refrain from

saying q word OF
praise for the
Lydia E. Pinkham
medicines. / have
used them as occa-
sion required for
twenty years, and
my three sisters
have also used
them, and always
with the most
gratifying results.
|Duringthe Change
of Life / had the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29
UNCLE EZRA
OBSERVES
BY La Monte Waldron.

COME fellers kin git up more
~ argyHlints for not doin' nothin
than you'd ever think of.
Aunt Marthy says nothin' amt
real work unless it puts callouses
onto your hands.
Most folks thinks speed laws
was intended for the other chap.
Julyet links has got her a skirt
that ey'ry time she walks she
most steps out of it.
Cousin Effy says that playin'
OF games might be all right 4 it
didn't make folks forgit the
Pearly Gates.
Balky mules amt no worse n
autos that won't bulge.
Seems like ev'ry Teller with a
gift of CAB thinks he ought to
be runnin' the gov-ment.
Hen Dusenberry has quit the
hand down to the village; says
the rest Of 'em was maxim so
much noise no one could tell he
was playin' the cornet.
Aunt Hannah Marian says folks
amt got patience enough to wait
till they git wings, they got to go
an build them airships.
Fellers that don't have nothia'
else to worry about is now per-
dictin' a hard winter.
Effie Spriggins says she he.
lieves in long tresses an longer
dresses.
Got to be mighty good talker
II you're goin' OF be a leadin'
member of the village SEWN
circle.
Early worm often goes fishin'
ag'in his will
Village pessymist says he has
noticed that life is always more
or less fatal.
notice that radios goes pritty
good when they amt broke down.
Got a machine down to Hanks
store that brushes your shoes for
q cent. Deke Spriggins says this
here community is plungin' more
and more into horrible ixtrava-
gance.
A boss fly is always on the job,
but we don't give him no credit
for it.
Jim Joslin says that when he
listens to polytics, hither an .yon.
1t sounds more an more like the
Tower of Babylon.
Ev'ry Teller thinks the other
fcller's job is easier than his'n.
Golf is a poplar prescription
for what ails a lot of fashionable
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29
Makes d Family Supply
Of Cough Remedy
Really better than ready-made'
cough ayrups, and saves aboutS02.
Easily and quickly prepared

If you combined the curative NJ
properties of every known IN
ready made" cough remedy, NJ
YOU probably could not get as II
much real curative power as there
is in this simple homemade syrup.
Get from any druggist 21a
ounces Of Pinex, pour it into 8
pint bottle and fill the bottle with
syrup, using either plain Rranu-
lated sugar syrup, clarified molas-
seS. honey, or corn syrup, as de-
sired. The result is O full pint
Of really. better cough syrup than
YOU could buy ready.made for
three times the money. Tastes
pleasant and never epoils.
This Pinex and Syrup prepare.
tion gets right at the cause Of q
cough and gives almost immediate
relief. ItAloosens the phlegTn, stops
the throat tickle and heals the
Srritated membranes so gently and
easily that il is really astonishing.
A days use will usually over
come the ordinary cough and for
bronchitis. Group, hoarseness and
bronchial asthma, there is nothing
better.
Pinex is q most valuable CON.
centrated compound of genuine
Norway pine extract, and has been |
used for generations to break UP |
severe coughs.
To avoid disappointment ask
your druggist for "25S ounces III
Of Pinex" with directions, $W
and don't accept anything MI
else. Guaranteed to give ab. EES
solute satisfaction or money
refunded. The Pinsx Co., &sS
f. Wayne, Ind. - szsssi
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Ev'ry Teller thinks the other
feller's job is easier than his'n.
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1DIINl5S2
IL for Coushs...G.
A CLEAR conn LENON
Rudy Cheeks - Sparkling
Eyes-Most Women
Can Have.
Use Olive Tablets Says DIR. Edwards
va WelI-Known Ohio Physician


DR.. F. M. Edwards for II years
treated scores Of women for liver and
bowel ailments During these years
ne gave to his patients a prescription
made OF a few well-known vegetable
Ingredients mixed with olive oil,
naming them DR.. Edwards Olive Tab
lets. You will know them by their
olive color.
These tablets are wonder-workers on
the liver and bowels, which cause a
normal action, carrying off the waste
and poisonous matter in ones sys-
II you have a pale face, sallow look,
dull eyes. pimplss, coated tongue,
headaches, a listless, no-good feeling,
all out of sorts, inactive bowels, you
take one of DR.. Edwards Olive Tab
let's nightly for time and note the
pleasing results
Thousands OF women and men take
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets--the sue
cessfui substitute for calomel--now
and then just to keep them tit. l5c
and 30c
Or Edw0rds
OLIVE
Tablets
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Golf is a poplar prescription
for what ails lot of fashionable
folks.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Jim Joslin says that when he
listens to polytics, hither an yon.
1t sounds more an more like the
Tower of Babylon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Bill Grubbs the skyline phil.
osopher, says he would rather
have an attack Of laziness than
an attack of measles.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

A boss fly is always on the job,
but we don't give him no credit
for it.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

notice that radios goes pritty
good when they amt broke down.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Village pessymist says he has
noticed that life is always more
or less fatal.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Hickory Hoople is in the hos
pital again. He tried to fly from
the first floor last night when
i was raining with a pair of
water wings as a parachute.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Got a machine down to Hanks
store that brushes your shoes for
q cent. Deke Spriggins says this
here community is plungin' more
and more into horrible ixtrava-
gance.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Buddy Bubbles, the village
bootlegger, Is now delivering his
goods in a baby carriage. The
boys say his stuff is too young
to be carried any other way.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Kennie Femme says often.
times a girl doesn't think she's
pretty, but she wants other folks
to think she is.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Mr.. Potts, M. ". married vet.
eran), says his wife couldn't
cook q peanut without burning II.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Fellers that don't have nothil'
else to worry about is now per-
dictin' a hard winter.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Aunt Hannah Marian says folks
amt got patience enough to wait
till they git wings, they got to go
an build them airships.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Hen Dusenberry has quit the
hand down to the village; says
the rest Of 'em was maxim so
much noise no one could tell he
was playin' the cornet.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Johnny Brighteyes has written
the following poem: Whats the
good Of chorus kickers when the
girls are dressed in knickers.''
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Got to be a mighty good talker
II you're goin' OF be a leadin
member Of the village SEWN
circle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Effie Spriggins says she he.
lieves in long tresses an longer
dresses.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Seems like ev'ry Teller with a
gift of CAB thinks he ought to
be runnin' the gov-ment.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Early worm often goes fishin'
ag'in his will.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-29

Balky mules amt no worse 7
autos that won't bulge.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23
Mrs. J. J. Stubbs,
Leader in D. A. r.,
Dies in Hospital
Flowers Sent by State Con.
yeniion i'm Omaha as To-
ken in Long Illness.

Mrs. Gertrude Stubhs. 20. resident
OF Omaha fer more than IS years.
died Saturday al : p. m, OF pneu-
monia at Clarkson hospital. She was
the widow Of John J. Stubs. former
city engineer. Mrs. Stubs has been
in failing health for more than a
year since the death Of her husband
two years ago.
She was prominent member of
the omaha D. A. Z. She served
for a number OF years as regent.
She was known throughout the mid.
dlewest for genealoEical research.
She also was a member OF the Co.
lonial Danes. Daughters OF 1872. and
Founders and Patriots. For many
years Mrs. Stuhbs was worker in
the parish Of Trinity cathedral. The
State convention of d. \ II. just ad-
iourned in Omaha sent flowers to
Mrs. Stubhs In her Illness.
There are no close surviving rela
tives.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23
Leui Keiser, Aged "Romeo," and His
Bride See Sights of Omaha Saturday

whats that" asked Keiser, who
is partially deaf and caught only a
fragment Of the conversation. when
the sentence was repeated he shook
his head vigorously.
NO, sir. / won't have my picture
taken he replied.
keiser was smartlv dressed In q
dark suit and looked In excellent
health. despite his - years and the
court complications OF the pas, month
and n half.
Judge George +. Corcoran having
declined To preside at the appeal
Judge W. +. shepherd will hear the
case. should he uphold the decision
OF County judge q. y. Parmenter
that Keiser Is mentally Incompetent.
II is probable that an appeal win be
taken To the state supreme court.
keisers brother has been appointed
guardian Of the aged bridegroom. but
under the statute OF Nebraska he
cannot take charge of the estate pend.
Ing an appeal.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23

Mr.. and Mrs. Levi Keiser. whose
marriage in February resulted IN a
suit being filed by Kelser's son.
Harry. to have his father declared
mentally Incompetent. were viewing
tho sights OF Omaha yesterday. The
elder keiser lost the suit in county
court and his appeal will be heard at
Wahoo. starting Tuesday.
sitting In the office OF their attor
ney, kelso A. Morgan. yesterday, Mr..
and Mrs. kelser laughngly admitted
that they had lived happily ever ar
ter.
I'VE play checkers and cards every
night until l am almost color blind, -
said Mrs. kelser. formerly Irene c.
Buell.. Ashland attorney. We have
ordered NAH jong set, however.
and we're going TO start In on that
when II comes"
Both insisted that they stiil have no
Intention OF posing for pictures.
NV husband can. IL, he likes Mrs
keiscr said. hut | won't"
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23
Insurgency and Its Rewards
suspicion.

Grave doubt concerning "insur-
gency is creeping into the minds of
the public. Does It pay dividends
to anyone except the insurgents?
That so-called insurgency is a vote
getter is an established fact. Near
1y every senator elected from the
west In the last few years has
classed himself an "insurgent. and
he has won the votes.
As to what they win in Washing.
ton in the way Of helpful legisla-
tion for the farmer or for anyone
else is a puzzle. Not single con-
structive piece OF legislation favor
ing the middlewest has been placed
one the statute book.
Whether anything to aid the mid
dlewest will be passed at this ses.
sion of congress IL uncertain, un-
less President Coolidge whips con.
gress into doing 1t.
1t is true that the insurgents get
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23
WHERE TO FIND
THE BIG FEATURES OF
THE SUNDAY BEE
PART ONE

PART ONE.
Page S-Omahs's Great Tornado II
Years Ago To-day.
Page G-Edit0rial.
Page 7--Omaha Brunette~ Challenge
Eastern Critics Calm Of Superiority
for Blondes as Business Leaders.
PART TWO.
Pages I To 4-Sports.
Page 5-AutOmobiIe section.
Page 6--HoneymoOnrrs to study Fs-
kimo Customs ON Frozen Island In
Far North.
Page Markets.
Pages = to Ii-Ciassified Advertising.
PART THREE.
Pages I to 6--S0ciefy.
Page 8-shopping With Polly.
Page 7-iIappyland for the Riddles.
Page s-Conservatiye Democrats
Hopeful ms McAdoo Wanes, Mark
DlctatorshiDs. II. q. Wells: Oma-
has Mystery Robbery List Grows,
Gene Rouse; what 1 Know Abant
Nah Jong," q. q. Mcintyre. Abe
Martin. "On Children"
PART FOUR.
Pages I. 2 and 3--Moyies and Amus~-
ments.
Page i--MusIo and Radio News.
PART FIVE.
-Four Pages Of Hest Comics.
ALCOGRAEtRE SECTION.
Four Pages Of News Illustrations.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23

more publicity than any other group
In the senate. They call people
names. They see bad in every.
thing except themselves. and the
public loves anything that scents
Of a fight. 1t applauds and the In
surgents keep on talking. The in
surgents usually jump on the party
whose name they bear and which.
In part, Is responsible for their
election. The opposition leaders
applaud them to the skies. They
call the insurgents real staes-
men," When the time comes for
these regular party men who have
been aided by the insurgents in
combating and thwarting the ad-
ministration group which might in
anyway aid the other party, they.
to speak roughly. thumb their noses
at the insurgents. Never was this
bit of by-play more apparent than
in the refusal of the solid south to
back the Norbeck bill which the in
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23
Bank Clerk
Is Arrested
as Swiindler
Washington (Kan.) Youth
Charged With Embezzling
$4,000; Out on
Bond.
Lived Beyond Means

Washington, Kan, March 22.-By
falsification of records and manipula-
ton of figures in his daily reports
william Hoffhine. clerk In the First
National bank of this city, has swim
died the bank out of money aggre.
eating $4,000 during the last year
according to bank officials and the
state bank examiner. Hoffhins waf
arrested on a warrant issued in the
federal court at Topeka Friday and
was released on bond.
Hoffhine is "a years old. and has
lived in Washington county all his
life. Heretofore he has had an ex-
cellent reputation. but recently It was
noticed by his friends and bank Of
ficials that he was beginning to live
beyond his means. He purchased a
spacious home here, bought an ex-
pensive automobile and was recently
married to a Washington girl.
At first a check of the bank records
failed to locate him as responsible for
any misdeed, but 1t was later discov-
cred that he had manipulated deposit
sip reCOTus ana the loose iedl sHcte
statements of depositors' balances and
also that he had changed the figures
In an incomplete statement being
prepared by a bank examiner and
which was left in the adding machine
at the bank while the examiner went
TO lunch.
The young man had been employed
In the First National bank for the
past four years, and was also former
ly employed for a short time in the
Morrowville State bank. south Of here.
He was under bond by surety COM
pany, who took the case to the federal
court after the arrest was made.
1t is understood that the First Ma
tional bank levied against the home
here and are reimbursed by the sure
ty company in the amount OF s3.100,
which will cover their lose.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23

surgents were begging them to aid
in passing. n
Nor did the old line republicans
feel like doing much for the insur-
gents. These same insurgents had
called the "old guard" nearly every
derogatory name in the calendar
and naturally the "old guard" didn'
break any suspender buttons in
rushing to their aid.
SO to date. as 1t is figured. the
only persons to prosper by insur-
gency are the insurgents themselves
in getting elected to office. and the
minority party who get the insur-
gents to turn against the party
which aided in electing them.
The only real relief measures for
farmers at this session came
through the independent action of
the president and business groups
who have raised money to aid the
farmers
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23
The Day in
Washington

The house committee began an
investigation Of the shipping board.
The naval appropriation bill ear
rying 1900, 900 was passed by
the house.
The senate engaged In n debate
on oil, foreign policy, the legislative
program and other topics.
An embargo ON shipment OF arms
or munitions OF war to Honduras
was declared by President Coolidge.
Chairman Smoot Of the senate
finance committee said the house
estimate Of the cost Of the soldiers
bonus bill vas too low.
Secretary Mellon in n statement
declared that he had never at
tempted to influence the bureau Of
internal revenue in any Of It's tax
decisions.
Roxie Stinson, divorced wife Of
Jesse w. Smith, told the Dnugherty
committee she had been informed
by Smith OF deal whereby Jake
Hamon, Oklahoma oil man. was 10
get n cabinet post.
Harry r. Sinclair refused to an.
swer further questions Of the senate
oil committee. win ii. Hays testi.
fled Sinclair contributed S75, 900 to
the republican national committee.
Fred l.. Upham. republican national
treasurer. was subpoenaed.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23
Addresses by Avery and
Y. b. Smith in Magazine

Lincoln. March 2s.-The March
number OF the University OF Ne
hraska Journal contains the radio
Charter day addresses OF Chancellor
Samuel Avery and Victor Il. Smith.
Omaha, president OF the Alumni asso-
citation. broadcast from Hastings. sta
tton kFkN. on the birthday Of the
university; brief summary OF the has.
ket ball and wrestling season. news OF
the alumni and notes from various
classes.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23
Expectation of Arms
to Honduras Banned

Washington. March IA proc
lamation prohibiting the expectation
or arms or munitions OF war to Hon
6uras was issued by President Cool
idge tonight.
The action was taken under All
thorlty OF a joint resolution OF con
gress OF January 81. 1922, and the
proclamation recited that the ster
was required because OF conditions OF
domestic violence in Honduras which
are or may he influenced by use oil
arms or munitions of war procured
In the United States.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23
Sloan Addresses kiwanis
Club Meeting at Tccumsch

Tecumseh. Neb.. March ss.--
Charles II. Sloan. candidate for the
republican nomination of United
States senator. made a nonpolitical
speech before the Tecumseh kiwanis
club Friday.
Sloan spoke Of European conditions
as especially concerns livestock and
grains, having made trip To these
countries last year.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23
Harvard Girl Asks $25,000
Heart Balm in Suit

bpecIhI DISPATCH TO The OmhHA Dec
Aurora, Neb., March 22.-Selma
Hamburger of Harvard has sued An
drew Lenhart of Giltner for $685.
damages for alleged breach OF promise.
In her petition she alleges that the
defendant asked her to become his
wife In Aurora in 1923. and she agreed
to do so, fixing the date OF the mar
riage as February 25. 1924. She
claims that he refused to go through
with the ceremony and that the fail
ure of the defendant TO marry her
caused her much suffering.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23
Coolidge Has
2l3Delesates
Fourteen States Already Have
Selected Convention Men
Instructed for President

Lincoln, March 22.-The following
statement OF delegates elected and IN
structed for President Coolidge thus
far was given out by Coolidge gen
eral headquarters at Chicago and re-
ceived at Nebraska state headquar.
ters today. The total number of
delegates to the convention is 1,10s:
necessary to nominate. i sos; number
already elected for Coolidge. 213.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23

Leslie NJ. Shaw. former secretary
Of the treasury under the Roosevelt
administration and former governor
of Iowa, will speak at the Brandeis
theater Wednesday night. March %.
at s. under the auspices OF the Cool
idge League OF Nebraska.
More than 100 prominent repub.
leans from Omaha and Nebraska will
attend the meeting. At 1880 Mr..
Shaw viii speak at radio station
Y oAW on why Coolidge Should BE
President"
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1924-03-23
Town Builder Dies.

Norfolk. Neh.. March se.-uoraee
J. Severance. who helped lay cut
the towns ef Madison and Long Pine,
Nee., died at Grand Haven. Mich.
according 10 word received by Norfolk
friends. lie was civil war veteran
and Was wounded in a battle At Fer.
rNSVnle. ny.