The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-08-01
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 Summer Resort Correspondence
 SMARTEST COVE.-SummeP gayeties are at height at this fashionable summer resort and with fourteen divorce suits filed so far the best season on record is assured.
 
 II. Tithinghamm Ploverneck had a close call from drowning Tuesday. He had cramp while drinking.
 There have been complaints filed against the life-guards at this resort. They are ac- cused of being snobs. It is charged they re- fuse to answer calls for help without first looking up the endangered bather's social status in the Blue Book. Rescues are by card only. e,n3
 Countess Raz Mahjah Ingpur Bey, for merly Kitty McDuff of Bayonne, has opened the villa formerly occupied by the Guiness- Stouts of Pittsburg and New York. She has had it refilled with chartreuse and vermouth. Mrs. Wallace D. Whatuyitt gave house party at her fashionable waterfront estate Wednesday night. Gaston La Paix, celebrated
 
 twenty people were injured
 Commodore Skruffington Zwoof has ar- rived at the pier in his $100,O0O houseboat Malaria NV. The vessel is one of the most talked of vessels afloat. This is true also of the commodore. 4 high fence has been put around the deck to keep the commodore from falling overheard when his leaning spells come over him.
 SCOFFLAW HARBOR.-The season is a banner one here, all the hotels being filled with starving guests as usual. Unless food is given the guests soon all may be lost.
 A musicale was given at Mepewic Inn Tuesday night. The piano there is one of the oldest in America and is still untuned. It was General Grants favorite instrument. He carried it with him through all his east ern campaigns.
 Many people are stopping at the Muggins House. They don't know why. An interpretive dance was held at WaddIe Inn Wednesday night. What the dancers were trying to interpret is still unknown. The constables are investigating.
 
 A young peoples and childrens lawn fete will be held at Hammondegg House tomor- row afternoon. Women over 50 will not be admitted no matter how childish they dress
 Dr. and Mrs. Thaddeus Sprucegum arrived at the. Villa Hotel Monday night and left Tuesday morning without paying their bill
 Morton Blatz, proprietor of the Swamp House, refuses to have the leaks in the roof over rooms 201-234, inclusive, repaired ''Them leaks were maintained by my father and by his father before him." he declared q value them as keepsakes."
 SWELTER INLET.-Despite the fact no- body ever has had good time here, the peo- pie continue to flock to this spot. Every hotel room IS full and people are sleeping three abreast in hammocks.
 Miss Madge Alligator, heiress to the Ali gator millions, is visitor at the Exclusive Hotel. She fell off the porch Friday about midnight and cut her face on an iron urn This followed an attack of ivy poisoning the day before. Both mishaps have improved her looks wonderfully.
 Charlie Kuttupp and Harold Swift, two AdAC cOPnOuOISbB HuO udPO USen fuuIuK the summer girls ragged here for the past two weeks, went out in a canoe four days ago and have not been heard from since. Chap erones and mothers fear they may not have been drowned.
 Golf is very popular here. Scores of en- thusiasts from the cities appear in their golf clothes and spend the entire day on the hotel porches talking about the game. Some re- markedly fine games have been talked, in- cluding two in under 60 for the eighteen holes.
 sURFSIDE NECK-This resort is coming to be more and more popular with the ex- elusive set Society is here in force and many, gala events are being given.
 Madame Tchirkevsy- -Vladiczar, formerly the Duchess of Deepdish, gave a dance and dinner at ''The Bees Knee," her villa, from Tuesday to Friday evening last week. The police de- clared it one of the best events they had broken up in years.
 Lady Vacuum and. her husband will give a pageant at their estate next week to raise a fund for the Care of Destitute Automobile will be entitled Loves Dream" and will be in four parts as follows:
 Part 1-The Birth of Love.
 Part 2-Capital and Labor.
 Part 3-The Maiden's Kiss.
 Part 4-Calvin Coolidge
 Over 60 young ladies have agreed to take part under promise of immunity.
 Theodore Dudd, the young Harvard boy who has been playing the banjo on the porch An.z Wa a.-1.A f aV. month, was run over by a bus yesterday. The summer guests will be sorry to hear he may recover.
 Estelle Clementine Yvonne Smithers, the well known vamp, was bitten by an infu- riated bachelor last evening. It served her right.