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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10
REGISTRATION

ITr Y dint Of much beating Of the
H r cymbals, much spilling OF
- printers ink, and much
scurrying hither and yon of party
wheel horses, some $4,000 true and
lawful voters Of Marion County reg
istered Saturday.
| It was a goodly number-tO use a
| time-tr1ed pulpit phrase.
But why wasn't it IT'S, 900?
! An innocent bystander, studying
our form Of Government and reading
our Constitution. would conclude
1 that the exercise of the right to vote
is the most important duty, and most
sacred privilege Of the American
citizen. He would conclude that all
citizens would be eager to qualify
properly for the exercise Of that
right.
But they aren't Too many Of
them have to be prodded and p4shed
on registration day and prodded
and pushed again on election day.
Too many OF them stay away from
the polls altogether and damn the
| Government
Even in Indiana, which is popular
| ly reputed 10 be the home Of poll
/ tics, a surprisingly large amount Of
energy must be expended every reg
istration and election day to over
come the voters inertia. Yet In this
State voters are perhaps more alert
to their duty than elsewhere. For
here politics is not a quadrenniaI
biennial or even annual shrub. It's
! in fun bloom the year round, and
ranks as q major crop. At least
that's what other States think Of us.
/ There is one service party organi-
cations render They do the neces-
/ sary prodding and pushing to get
out the vote that won't come out OF
its own accord.
Marion County voters will have
one more chance to step up and EN-
/ ter their names on the registration
/ books-that Will be Oct 6. How
many Of those not now registered
viii come forward Of their own free
will and accord and do that very
thing on Oct. g..
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10
Family Fun
Some Bugler

"Cullud boy. ives got q bugler in
our company whut Is buglert
When dat win TANNER blows pay
day hit sour lax de simple funny
orkesstry done broke loose on III
Truvy Torei"
rs dat so9 Y7all aim got no bu-
gler tall When dat lrl' boy blue Of
Company K steps out an wrops is
lip roun' dat hon an sounds mess
call, do soldier boy looks down at his
beans an say. Strawberries, ber-
have yo'self-you done kicked all de
whipped cream outen do PLATED 80
Judge
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10
Tongue TIPS

+ II. M. TOMLINSON, writer: You
can't help liking the Chinese. He
can never be beaten or outlived.
He is unconquerable and deathless.
He has forgotten more than our
culture has had time to acquire"
DR. ]. A REILLY, athletic d.
rector, Kansas City; "On our way
home from the Olympic games, we
coaches and officials got together
and voted that the French had no
criticism due them and that the
Olympic games had been handled
satisfactorily" @
JOHN z. WHITE, ex-president
Mine Workers Union: Goal is the
basis of our civilization. 1t spells
light, heat, comfort and transporta-
ton"
C. B. VAN DUsEN. merchant.
Detroit: 1--WE sometimes treat with
contempt our highest privileges.
The highest privilege of the Amert-
can people is the ballot"
THEODORE DRESSER, author:
81 have never made a speech and
never will"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10
Tom Sims Says

Popular songs are even more fas-
cinating when you try TO remember
where the tunes were stolen.
Always carry a pump or a stump
speaker along on an auto trip in case
you have 10 fix a puncture.
Stiff collars are going out Of style.
Men wear soft@collars now to pro-
tect the women's necks.
No matter how old an old maid.
she likes to say I'VE girls"
A blind man is the only one who
can't see any use for silk stockings.
Nearly everybody knows who viii
be our next President. but they don't
ali agree.
A President has a tough Job The
| people are his landlords and he has
20 argue with them every day.
Can't have much fun any more.
Man in Texas was fined just for hit
ting a baseball umpire.
You see autos parked all along the
country roads these nights. perhaps
to save gas.
Thinking twice before you speak is
better than speaking twice before
you think,
Some women won't be happy in
heaven unless they get new wings
every pay day.
Procrastination is one thief never
stopped.
There Isn't much about q loafer 10
make fortune smile.
Many men who pass for optimists
are just too lazy to kick.
A dream is q. nightmare when she
has her hair rolled up.
We have so much trouble because
we make It for everybody else,
The straight and narrow path IS
wide enough for its traffic.
You can't get ahead by spending
your time getting even.
Keeping a friend in hot water villa
eventually cock your gooSa.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10
Where Son Is Hurt

'"You say Herman is in the hos
pitai. rs his injury serious?"
ct don't think so, but after going
over the totp time and time again
in the war it hurts his pride to be
laid out by golf ball. youngstown
Telegram.
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FEAR TIGHT
NONE Y IN
CA MPAIGN
Cash Is Not Flowing Into
Golfers of Political
Parties.
81 Times Special

BIZ Times Special
IN UTCAGO, Sept. 10.-CampaiSn
Il workers. particularly those
Ll affiliated with the Republican
organization. are worried lest 1924
go down in the history of presiden-
tial campaigns as the tight money
year
Money Is not pouring ITO the Re
publican Golfers as it did four years
ago. In that campaign the Repub-
leans spent $4,000 600 to put their
pen over. This year they have still
some little distance to 90 to get to
the $1,000, coo mark. The get the
money, boys. so we'll organized by
Fred Upham In 1920, are not func-
tiouing as they did formerly
Several reasons for this stringenCy
of cash aresgiven. The most serious
[ handicap is the Senate Committee.
with Senator William Z. BOrah I.
its head, which is ready to investi-
gate all campaign receipts and eX;
penditures.
Fear of exposure Is keeping the
big money contributors out of the
canpaign-at least so far. Just
what chances they will take when
things become really desperate can
only be guessed.
The Democrats and Progressives
are not rolling in cash, either. Both
are running their campaigns on very
small bank accounts, but that IS
what they expected. Both hoped to
gather most Of their funds in smaller
lots and to obtain altogether only
modest sums.
As thirgs stand the Republicans
have more cash than either of the
other parties, but they have only a
small percentage of what they would
like to have, or OF what they would
have Il 1t were not for the side-Ine
activity OF the Borah committee.
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Under
Miss Indiana S
Torch
by GAYLORD NELSON
WEDDING RINGS
y RS. J. B. RICHARDSON of

RS. J. B. RICHARDSON of
IM Rockport, lost her wedding
ring thirty-seven years ago.
The other day she found 1t In her
garden where it had lurked undis-
turbed all these years.
Perhaps to some people the most
striking feature of the story IS the
clear intimation that Mrs. Richard
son never Had more than the ono
wedding ring. In certain circles, not
in Indiana. sudden marriages and
more abrupt divorces follow each
other in dizzy procession. There one
wedding ring more or less wouldn't
excite a particle Of interest.
The more popular divorces would
in the course Of thirty-seven years
collect several gallons of wedding
rings.
They could lose a quart or two
without missing them.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10
The Limit

Here. boy" said the man to the
boy who was helping him drive a
bunch of cattle; hold this bull a
minute, will your"
mo" aswered the boy; II don't
mind betn' a director in this COM
pany. but I'm darned If want to
be a stakeholder. cartoons Maya
zine.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

A number Of readers have re-
QUested various statistics about
the Bible, its history. compila-
ton, the number Of times GER
tain words occur, etc. our
Washington Bureau has com
piled n two-page MIN igraphed
bulletin giving iuteres .ng facts
about the Bible. and any other
reader interested may secure It
by writing 10 the Washington
Bureau. enclosing a 2-Cent
stamp for reply
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

When did the term horse
power" originate as a measure Of
mechanical force?
In the eighteenth century when
the mechanical foroo of expanding
steam in engines was replacing the
muscular force Of horses in hosting
and pumping in the British mines,
What number Of horses formerly
used would the steam engine re
place? was the question asked.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

~ have not yet had first Defense Day. but the dan
gers that lie in that day already gravey apparent
The original idea of Defense Day. was that on Sent -
Of the military reserves of the United States should be
pbiized to how workable military organization is
The day has but of the bounds originally intended
en by military Mayors everywhere are procIaimng
day part of the day holiday Men, women and children
called to march in great parades to show their read
to defend their country It absurd course to contend
at such an hours parade of any practical value in training
people for national defense Instead of being practical
t of the efficiency of military forces Defense DAY. is
booming test Of the willingness Of our czenrv to make
bic pledge their faith in force as the hest means M cat
ing international disputes
The World War taught us that modern war Is 50 deqtc
e that another destroy civilization itself 1t taught
that war irparaby damages the nation that engages in
though the nation Twins Therefore we know that our
Ona Safety depends first of ALL staying out of war True
hona defense would call for not war parades which will
make other nations dstrust US but for peace parades
leh VIII give hope to the warweary masses in other lands
scientists have also been revealing hitherto dsregarded
ABOUT our human nature We learning that there is
4nam1te IN the human mind-n all our minds We have
rned that practically is immune from being infected
the mob spirit which men to do together things thew
1ould not think of doing individually
II scientific fact that when thousands of millions of
ana women parade in demonstration of their willingness
oe1end their country there in their minds some
ngerous thoughts They develop Superiority compIex
begin to think that their nation nvincbe Yet the fact
na no nation IS or can be- nvncibe Our nation is
O. Yet the belief that they lick the world can be easily
1quired by the people of any nation
Fifty years the people of Germany were as neace
as the people of the United States today But
lng OF perfecting and featuring great war machine
III IN them the belief that their national safety depended
Jpn their right relationship other nations but on their
strength From thatbelief the belief that thew cod
e world was easy step
Men and women civilians land their children for the
are being dragged into this feast of the War GodD who
y these dangers will stand firmly principle They will not
Oued or browbeaten into taking part in Defense Dav''
ograms The willingness of Americans defend their
IN time of real danger is too certain to need any
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

You say Gerty is in the hospital?"
yes; her new beau got excited in
a traffic jam and tried to put both
hands on the wheel without remov-
ing his right arm from her waist. 49,
Youngstown Telegram.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10
On Daughters NTake-Up

MY goodness, your face mke-up
IS entirely waslAed Off from one
ear to another"
Blame the luok I'll nsveD eat
watermelon har1nonica fashion at a
picnic again. youngstown TeIs-
cram.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10
Jack Ia Game

mo, Jack can never be your
wife, but TIL always be sister to
you"
Good! Say, when our old man
dies, do you think he'll leave us any
of his money7'-AIn. Legion Weekly
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10
la TOILETTE
ONLY HOPE.
OF PROGRESS
Mrs. Glenn E, Plumb Tells
Why She Is for
Senator.
By MRS. GLENN E. PLUMB

Women's Head of La Toilette.
Wheeler Campaign.
1ASHINGTON, Sept. 1O.-Wom-
N/I en- are the Nations house.
. keepers and home makers. All
that is beautiful and inspiring in
home life is in goodly measure due
to the influence of woman. Without
her there could be no home.
Government is largely a problem
of housekeeping on a national scale.
For generations we women have
been excluded from participation in
that important task and now that we
are enfranchised, we must assume
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Ask The Times

You can get an answer to any ques-
zion of fact ar information hy writing
90 the Indianapolis Times Washington
Burcau 1892 New York Ave. Wash
ington D. C.. .Dc.oslug = cents IN
STAMPS for reply Medical. legal and
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can extended research ba undertaken.
AL other questions VIII receive g per
soull rep.y UusiEue5 requests cannot
be answered All letters are cOndden-
tial.-ECltor.
What did Browning mean by
saying that Wordsworth was
liberal in his youth and opposed
Catholic emancipation in maturity?
Brewing meant that his fellow
poet, while he gave moral support 20
all honest but unconventional and
points Of view. yet
showed religious intolerance IN his
attitude toward the Catholics.
What IS the leading section Of
the United States in attendance at
Citizens Military Training camps
this year? What was the total at
tendance I'm all areas?
The Seventh Corps Area with
headuuarters at Omaha. Neb., leads
In 1924. with an attendance OF AIS
New York area is second with 4.612
The total number attending for all
areas is 33.544,
What IS the symbol on tho letter
heads used by the United States
Veterans Bureau and what does
It mean?
Il Is representative Of the Gov.
eminent OF the United States Shield
and the two divisions Of the armed
service with which the bureau deals,
the Army and the NAVY.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

SOME OF the political leaders talk they believe that
peat and corn are going to do all the voting
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

How is aduleration of coffee de-
termined by the experts?
BY microscopic and chemical ex
aminations.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

Give me the age, weight and
height Of Jack Dempsey
Age. 20; weight, 1873 poundsl
height, 6 feeet, 11a inches.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

Which States Of tho Union have
the most varieties Of wild flowers?
North Carolina. New Jersey, Cali
fornia and Washington, have more
varieties OF wild flowers growing in
profusion than any other States.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

What causes a sour soil?
What is the remedy?
This is usually due TO the pres
ence Of worms and slugs. The best
way to remedy the condition is to
water It with a solution Of lime
water.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

The beautiful mosque Of Omar at
Jerusalem contains an enormous
boulder from the surface Of which
good Mohammedaus say. Mohammed
around. The guardian Of the
mosque will show you the imprint on
the rock Of the hand Of an angel
which restrained the boulder IN its
eager and pious effort to follow the
prophet to paradise.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

SClENIlSTS SAY it is showing Mars which indicates
lat they have their IOwas and Mnnesotas up there too
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

ALL THIS talk about filing ones mind with pleasant
oughts is lost persons Here's one fellow who is
wing to visualize the successor of the fapper
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

PREDICTION is made that the cost Of living is going still
igher but cheer upl Is is worth the price
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causes a sour" soil?

When did Queen Victoria die?
Jan. %, 1901.
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Bearing out the law of nature that
every organism has It's own in
dividuauty, no two leaves on The
same tree are OF precisely tho same
pattern.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

AN OHIO of mature years is suing for divorce he
use her husband heaped bitter derson her neybobbed
bad She doesn't specify but be probably referred to it as
lip off the Sid block
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

Keeping a friend in hot water villa
eventually cock your gooSa.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

You can't get ahead by spending
your time getting even.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

Popular songs are even more fas-
cinating when you try TO remember
where the tunes were stolen.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

The straight and narrow path is
wide enough for its traffic.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

We have so much trouble because
We make It for everybody else,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

A dream is q nightmare when she
has her hair rolled up.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-09-10

Many men who pass for opt1mists
are just too lazy to kick.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-11-11

10 lMAHA extends hearty welcome to James
E1iHul A. Drain, National Commander of the
0aW American Legion. Our welcome, too, goes
out to Jim Drain, the man.
Omaha is preparing to entertain the seventh an
nual Convention of the American Legion in 1925
and we pledge the fullest efforts of everyone in
Omaha toward making this Convention the best
and biggest American Legion Convention yet
held. We will set mark toward which all fu-
ture Conventions of the Legion must aim.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-12
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
room house, east end of
city, easy terms, ....... .$12OO.OO
3 room house, lights, water,
sewer, toilet, east part of .
city, $4,000 cash, balance,
$4,000 per month. ........ 1900 90
room, strictly modern house,
beautiful lawn and trees,
north part of city, east
front, ................... $4,000
z room modern house, east :,
front, north part, ;. :. ; 100000
Beautiful lot, facing park, :. 10000
Splendid lot, facing south,
nice trees, %. $4,000
Dozens of houses and hundreds of
lots in all parts of the city at all
sorts of prices and terms.
The biggest bargain insa quarter
section in the county. I don't dare
name the price. It's "find", that's
all.
If you are-going to buy, don't delay.
You can never again buy so cheap
ly as now.
l also write fire and tornado insur-
ance in good companies. =.
f. E. YOUNG.
g. fD.5f
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TribuneG classified ADVERTISEMENTS
p III @ n f. 3 2 =-==r -

| ~. FOR SALE .ss, s.s.r
-Four ROOM MODERN BUNGALOW
i located. near, school, east front
hardwood floors, full basement
furnace heat. Price $4,000. Good
terms, on halance.x. eew ~.
THREE ROOM BUNGALOW, nea,
school, water lights, basement, just
painted inside - and out. Price
$1325.Oo. Easy terms.
TWO SMALL HOUSES located close
in, near schools, east front, rental
value $4,000 per month. Price for
both. $3a0Q.90. Good terms.
LARGE MODERN HOUSE, six bed
rooms, two sleeping porches, two
garages, ideal location for room
ers, house in best of condition.
Price $4,000. Good terms.
A NEW SIX ROOM HOUSE, located
on City Park, fire place, basement
garage, built in features.
SIX ROOM BUNGALOW, hot water
heat, hardwood floors, east front,
enclosed porch, close to school,
garage. Price $58OO.00. Easy
terms. : 81,
FIVE ROOM BUNGALOW, close in,
hardwood floors, full basement.
furnace heat, garage. Price $470O.
Easy terms.
ONE OF BlsMARCk's BEST HOUs-
ES, South front, lawn, trees, and
vines. Reasonable price and terms,
located west of First Street.
NOTICE MR., HOUSE BUYER: A
good complete list of houses large
and small, with prices and terms
that are right, is ready for you.
HEDDEN REAL ESTATE AGENCY
See
Webb Block Hedden Phone 0
for
City Service
8-11-1w
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FOR SALE

room modern house, east front,
double garage, for $2650, on terms.
room modern house including 8
bed rooms. hot water heat, near
school, garage, enclosed porch, on
terms.
room modern house with kitchen
cite and bath. we'll located, south
front, for $4,000, on good terms.
10 room modern house, close in, S
bed rooms, east front, for $4,000,
on terms.
z room new modern brick, 3 bed
rooms, garage, hot water, east
front, enclosed porch, near schools,
one of best in city, a real home,
on terms.
5 room partly modern house, close
in, large bed rooms. for $500,
on terms.
3 room house with lots for $3.50.
Houses for sale and rent.
/, GEO. M. REGISTER.
S-12-1W
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PAGE SEVEN
yard at Hook, England.

Frozen meat first became known
to the civilized world when party
Of Eskimos brought frozen game in
alright cases to Harwich, England,
in January, 1916.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-12
ISLAND SPRINGS UP

Kharoff, Aug. 11.-Warning beac-
ons have been erected on new
island which sprang up recently in
the sea of Azov, an arm Of the Black
Sea, as result of a maritime con-
vulsion. A gigantic geyser of earth,
rocks and smoke spoutcd for more
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than 10 minutes. At the end Of
that time new island had appear
ed as if by magic out of the water.
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AS a memorial to Harry Hawker,
the aviator who was killed in 1921,
a lofty white marble cross has been
erected opposite his home in a church
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LOST

road between Bismarck
and Cocker Farm on Harvey road
purse containing considerable
money and letters. Finder please
return to Mrs. Frank Miller, Bald
win, N. D., for reward. 8-9-3t.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-08-12
BURN OIL FOR COOKING
AND HEATING

Come and see the Standard Oil
Burner for cook stove, range, heat
er or furnace. 1t j safe, simple,
practical, durable, economical and
noiseless,. saves time, work and dirt.
Il .x9R cannot use XeAS ,&e!9 stove; or
Agett& sxaatyas E.sA0as g; &l!sSsl.. log
Third Street. 8-91w
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WANTED TO RENT
WANTED TO RENT-A private gar
!. age by the month. Write Tribune
No. 8O1. se2 8-9-3t
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FOR RENT-Desirable four room
house, in good repair, centrally To-
Gated. Possession in time for
school. Inquire 400 Third street,
J. X. Doran. 8-9-1w
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FOR RENT-Modern house, close in.
r Inquire at Managers office, Tele-
phone Co. or phone 1000.
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FURNISHED rooms for light house
~ keeping. $50 4th st. Mrs. Peter
Beylund. 8-6-1w
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FOR RENT-Modern flat with Sleep
ing porch. Woodmansee Apis.
Apply Harris & Woodmansee.
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