The daily worker. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1924-1958, 1924-02-13

and prayer rather than in military
combat.
The rabbis are peaceful people and
they have learned the manly art Of
compromise. Instead of raising
fund of several millions of dollars
shift the legal Lords day from SurT
day to Saturday and thus bring joy
to the troubled countenance of Jeho-
yah they offer compromise of a
five-day week. Let the Gods be pro-
pitiatedl Give the workers a five
day week. We join in united front
with the rabbis. Let US have more
Gods, that stand for progress.
One Of our readers Of this paper
resolved on the 18th day of January,
1924, never again to purchase copy
of the capitalist press so long as he
found instruction, information and
consolation in the columns Of The
DAILY WORKER. But alas, many
a good resolution dies in it's cradle
and before our comrade had time to
recover from the effects of the capt.
talist dope to which he was addicted
for years he was tempted on the
corner of Madison and Clark by a
journalistic harlot in the form Of the
Daily News. Like a reformed in
ebriate on his good behavior who sue
cumbs to the urging of friend TO
"take just one little nip" but never
theIess tries to hide his shame from
the public our comrade sneaked over
to the news stand and purchased
copy of the reptile press.
He was duly punished for his sin.
In the privacy of his attic chamber
he turned over the pages of the Daily
News and read in succession a report
of a lecture delivered by Pitirim A.
Sorokine. formerly of Petrograd, and
an article by one Gregor A. Alex
insly, now in Paris. In atonement
for his sin he sent the clippings to
THE DAILY WORKER so that we
could apply the rod of castigation to
the political hides of the Russian
perverts above mentioned.
DR.. Sorokine predicts the rise of
Russian democracy and the downfall
of Communism. He pictured a state
of lawlessness in Russia that can be
compared only with that of Chicago
or the average American city. All
the "reaI scholars" Of Russia have
either committed suicide or were
banished. We are sorry DR.. Sorokine
was banished. Lenin, he says, was
the only real Russian among the Boz
sheviki; all the others are consid-
cred foreigners. And so on. Soviet
downfall sure to come, etc. H
course the Dr. is not as big a fool 6lal
he is liar and does not believe a IVORY
of this but an ex-bootlicker to the
Gar who is now compelled to shine
shoes or clean cuspidors in an Amer
lean hotel for living likes to make
a little easy money once in while
by tickling the ears of the American
capitalists who frequent the City
Cubs and Rotary Clubs and other
Rabbit institutions where such lee
lures are welcome. Lenin's death
furnished the occasion for another
deluge Of filth from these counter
revolutionary sewer-rats.
The Partisan emigre gives Lenin
credit for much honesty but dag
noses his illness as insanity. His
main ambition was to slaughter his
foes. So intent was he on Cutting
his desire for gore that he once made
the declaration, according to this
disciple of Ananias. eve NUT shoot
our enemies on The spot without
counting t'a~n: without making an
arrest" Evidently he did notA sue :
reed. Alexinskv winds up hifs co,
umn and half of fiction with the
wish, snow the sick man is no more.
The razor has fallen from his hand. n
And the friends of Russia are asking
u the time has not come for them
TO act to prevent some other from
recovering this terrible instrument of
destruction and death" Alexinsky
and, his fellow panhandIers will stay
in Paris rather than face the ven
geance Of the Russian workers they
have BETRAYED. The death of Lenin
~ mss hHtih Hp COtlSOidllon. Inc
Communist Party of Russia remains
and woe unto the counter-revolution-
airy reptile who attempts TO crawl
back and undo the work Of the revo-
luton.
Lenin's death was not the signal
for a counter-revolution as it might
have been had he died a few years
ago. On the contrary it was the
signal for the recognition of the Sow
ct Republic by the powerful British
Empire and by Italy, action soon To-
be followed by other important Euro.
pean countries. These are dark DAYS
for Russian stool pigeons Of the
Cars regime.
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