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Ninos EnfermIzos Y Malhumorados
Advt.

Los ninos que sufren de lombrices estan
enoiados, inquietos, enfermizos Hay, sin
embargo, otros sfntomas. ST ell nino
esta palido, o ieroso, tiene NAL aliento Y
no toma inter6s en- jugar, es casi SECURE
que los parasitos estan acabando con su
vltaiidad. El meior rcmedio contra las
lombrlces es ell Whites Cream Vermifuge
rs, ademas el mas inofensivo para la
salud del nifo. De venta en- las farmacias
y droguerfas.
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Sc ALOUlLA

la planta alta de la casa de la
Gale del Mercado No. s. Aqua
pernanente a todas horns.
Casa moderna, atractiVa y
saIudabEe.
Infornes: Luis Gar6faio. To-
Iefono 1894. San Juan.
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New York City.
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''La Reina de los BosQues'' y una
c6mica por Chato.
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RIALTO:

Tarde Y Noche:
Una gran production y una Comica.
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POPULAR:

Tarde Y Noche:
sci Hombre sin nombre
LAS ANTILLAS:
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BELIoGRAPH (Catano)

Esta empresa reserva al pdblico
un buen benefcio y una gran sorpresa.
LA CoNFERENCIA ENTIRE RUSOS
INGLEsEs LLEGA AL MoMENTo
CRITICO
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TEATRo TRES BANDERAs:
MARDOCHE.

segunda Function de la compafla
de Bufos cubanos con una nueva obra ),
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24
U. S. Warns Dishonest
Applicants for Jobs

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. got to tell the
truth, IL you want government job.
This is the warning Of william @. DEM
ing, president Of the United States civil
service commission, to would-be appli-
cants for federal employment. In the
past year, Mr.. Deming said in q state
ment, S35 persons were added to the
COMMISSIONS "barred list" or roster Of
those who by their own dishonesty
have forfeited the right to compete in
civil service examinations.
By far the majority of these-ap-
proximately 7O0-were declared I'M
suitable, because of false statements
IN their applications on such Questions
as age, education, experience or crimi-
nal record. Six offered brides for fed
eral positions; six forged medical GER
tiacates, giving themselves clean bills
Of health; % were discovered cheating
In the examination rooms, while two
we're found disloyal to the government.
But these figures, Mr.. Deming added,
do not reflect upon the character Of
civil service applicants in general, for
more than 100000 persons were exam
ined- during the wear.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24
New Tomato Varieties
Resist Destructive
Wilt Disease

Tomatoes which resist successfully
the destructive wilt disease, SO common
in the South, have been developed by
the Department of Agriculture.
Not only do these varieties resist wilt
and blight, but they are unusually
productive, frequently yielding twice
as many tomatoes as ordinary varie-
ties. The fruit is smooth and firm
Ideal for slicing, canning and market.
Seed of these new varieties grown
from seed supplied direct by the
Department of Agriculture, is now
offered by the Sunni-Glo Seed Com
pany.
So eager is the company to provide
every farmer and home gardener with
Wilt Resistant tomatoes that it offers
to send an Introductory packet con-
tanning more than $50 seeds for only
10c. To these who plant tomatoes
extensively, it will send Is packets
for SOC and IS packets for $100
Just send name and address and cash
amount to the Sunni-Gto Seed Com
pany, Eruitland Park, Miss. Depart
ment GO.
If you are not entirely satisfied with
these seeds, upon examination your
money will be refunded Immediately
(adv.- 1t
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24
The SOUTH MUST
F.: GROW ITS own FOOD
NO FARM SECTION CAN BUY IT'S
FOOD AND GRAIN AND
GROW RICH,

Atlanta, Ga.-(Special.) Flew peo
pie in the South realize the enor.
nous drain there has been on the
South's wealth through the steady
food and grain buying during the past
fifty years. What's the greater pity
OF it is the fact that most of this
money comes directly out Of the farm
pocket" said H. G. Hastings, OF At.
lanta, Chairman of the Farm and
Marketing Bureau Of the Atlanta
Chamber of Commerce.
For fifty years or more the cities
and towns of the Cotton Belt have
been furnishing food and grain to the
farmer instead Of our farmers feeding
the cities and towns. While the cities
and towns have had the best of this
unnatural business, 1t has really i'm.
poverished both country and city,"
"As nearly as can be ascertained,
my own state Of Georgia has spent
In the last rs years not less than two
and one-half billion dollars for food
and grain from the North and West,
real hard cash money that ought to be
sticking in our farmers pockets. That
money is gone never to return.
ut is no over-statement or exagger-
alton to say that twenty-five billion
dollars of the South's money has gone
that way in the last fifty years. It
was good, hard worked for farm
money. What we have been doing is
spending our lives growing cotton,
trading 1t off for bread and meat at
no profit to ourselves.
mo use to 'cuss' the powers that
be in Washington or the trusts, tariff,
banks or spectators. They may
have had part but a mighty small
part in comparison with the part we
ourselves have played. The way to
stop that drain on our pockets is to
stop buying food, grain and forage
and produce those necessary items on
home acres.
1.-THE time to start is now. Plans
for 1924 are being made. Before a
plow is stuck in the ground, food,
grain and forage acres should be set
aside. These acres should and must
be first instead Of last consideration.
When these are fixed, then the farmer
can go as far as he likes with cotton,
tobacco or other cash crop safely.
"Give the home garden chance in
this food production. It's a wonderful
helper in cutting store bills in half
for the folks that will give 1t a square
deal instead of the usual lick and
a PROMISE mostly promise. Start the
food production procession in 1924,
and a money procession will start to.
ward your pocket"
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24

JOS LINE 1A
Mr.. Barney: You look sweet enuff
to eat.
Miss Flapper: I do eat, where do
we go.
PERHAPS
Mrs. Wash: Oh, and this is your
birthday. Let's see what is your birth
stone?
Mrs. Tub: I dunno-it must be
grindstone.
PURDY'S PHILOS
I've observed that business is sens
tive; goes where it is invited and stays
only where it is we'll treated.
APPROPRIATE
Porter CATER tenant had rung for
five minutes): Did you ring, sir?
Tenant. No-tlo, indeed. I was lust
tolling the bell. We thought you were
dead.
OH-THAT KIND OF A LADY
Bank Cashier-Good morning SON.
ny. And what can do for you?
Sonny: Please sir, I want check
book for lady that folds in the mid
die.
REPLY TO COLLECTION
LETTER
A Fitzgerald merchant received this
letter in his mail the other morning.
Dear Sir:
| reed your letter about what I
owes you. Now be pashent. 1 amt
forgot you-and as folks pays me I'll
pays You but if this was Judgment
day and you was no more prepared
to meet your God than I am your ac-
count then you shore would go to
hell. Good Buv
BLONDE BESS OPINES
III admit my sweetie's overcoat is
bit loud but he always wears a
muffler with it.
RED INK-STRAWBERRY
Grouchy Customer: These jellies you
sell all taste the same to me. How
can [ tell the different flavors?
Storekeeper: Why, sir, you tell by
the labels.
q. c. [ never taste the labels.
All! A REWARD
Jimmy CATER trying jfor half an
hour to open the pantry: Gimminy.
It's no use, Tommy; none of the KEYS
fit
Tommy: Aw, alright then; we'll
wait til Nom comes home and ask
for something for being good boys.
90
CAKE-EATERS PATTER
Heebee. acknowledgements
egirlandsettledown.
Geebee; Igottabetteridea tomarrya
richgirlandsettleup.
A THOUGHT FOR FATHERS
Willie: Say, Dad, what's ancestorso
Pa: Well, sonny, I'm one of yours
and your Granddad's another.
Willie: Gimminy I thought they,
was something people Dragged about.
SHOATS TAKEN up have one
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24
DECIDES ON BEST
LIFE INSURANCE

"Five years ago I was refused life
insurance because of my heart symp-
toms. Doctors said it was caused
from a pressure of gas that come
from my stomach, but their medicine
did not help me and l was getting
worse all the time. Three years ago
my druggist recommended Mayr's
Wonderful Remedy. I took a course
of it and believe it is the best life
insurance anyone can buy. 1t helped
my trouble at once" It is a simple,
harmless preparation that removes
the catarrhal mucus from the intesti-
nal tract and allays the inflammation
which causes practically all stomach,
liver and intestinal ailments, includ-
ing appendicitis. One dose will con-
vince or money refunded at Den
mark and National Drug Cos, and by
leading druggists everywhere. adv
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24

CAKE-EATERS PATTER
Heebee. acknowledgements
Standardization
Geebee: Igottabetteridea tomarrys
richgirlandsettleup.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24
REPLY TO COLLECTION
LETTER

BLONDE BEss OPINEs
Ill admit my sweetie's overcoat is
bit loud, but he always wears {
muffler with it.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24

All! A REWARD
Jimmy CATER trying lfor half an
hour to open the pantry: Gimminy.
It's no use, Tommy; none of the KEYS
fit.
Tommy: Aw, alright then; we'll
wait til Nom comes home and ask
for something for being good boys.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24

RED INK-STRAWBERRY
Grouchy Customer: These jellies you
sell all taste the same to me. How
can [ tell the different flavors?
Storekeeper: Why, sir, you tell by
the labels.
u. Z. [ never taste the labels.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24

OH-THAT KIND OF A LADY
Bank Cashier-Good morning SON
ny And what can I do for you?
Sonny: Please sir, I want check
book for lady that folds in the mid
die.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24

SHOATS TAKEN UP-I have one
black shoat, unmarked and one black
and white spotted, unmarked at my
farm on the Sam Walker place on the
Irwinville Road. Owner may have
same by paying damages and for this
advertisement. ]. E. Wiley, Route S.
1tDd
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24
FOR WORKING PEOPLE

The best of workers get out of sorts
when the liver fails to act. They feel
languid, half-sick, "blue' and discouraged
and think they are getting lazy. Neglect
OF these symptoms might result in a sick
spell, therefore the sensible course is to
take dose or two of Herbine. 1t is lust
the medicine needed to purify the system
and restore the vim and ambition of
health. Price 6Oc. Sold by
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24

A THOUGHT FOR FATHERS
Willie: Say, Dad, what's ancestors?
Pa: Well sonny, I'm one of yours
and your Granddad's another.
Willie: Gimminy! I thought they
was something people Dragged about
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1924-01-24
[S:oss,3;t'\
A\iB';'s',:;'''',:, \
\,.&1;;!!s::';'>>

49, From time immemorial leavening
gas has made the touch" which
made the paste of flour and water
digestible food-the staff of life
fiat and soggy loaf or biscuit is an
unleavened food So it is that leaver.
ing agents such as yeast or baking
powder are employed.
To insure to the American housewife
complete leavenng of her biscuits.
cakes, mullins, ETC., which is so impor-
tant to perfect digestion, the pure food
authorities found it wise to require Ger.
tain standard of leavenng strength in
baking powder
To maintain this guaranty of digestibiity-
to insure minimum deterioration of leaver.
ing strength baking powder is packed in tin.
This prevents absorption of atmospheric mois-
ture. Dampness produces premature reaction
IN the can-results in loss Of leavening gas.
The food official, would properly condemn bak.
ing powder if packed in cheap sacks
But what about self rising flour? It comes TO the
southern housewife from remote northern mills
packed m porous bags What happens to this
mixture OF baking materials and flour?
Chemical analysis shows that much of it has lost
ltseavenlng strength beforeitreaches the consumer
Breadstufs made with such self.risng lours cannot
rise properly-they come to the table heavy fiat and
soggy ~' N'-~
Why don't the pure food officials demand that sefrisng
l23o required of baking powder?
Calumet Baking Powder is scientifically and LEGALLY cor
Tect-the last spoonful is pure and sure as the frs
Packed i'm tin-Eeeps the strength i
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31

We wish to express u sincere ap-
preciations;of the business you have
SO kindly given us during the year
1924, and e that we may be fav-
ored with the same during 1925.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31
kOWALSkI-COLYIN

Mrs. Louis Kowalski, Sr., today m,
nounced the marriage of her daughter,
Anita, to Mr.. Daniel Edward Colyin OF
Kansas City, Mo. The marriage took
place ut Wichita, Kans., on December
: last. Mrs. Colyin arrived in Browns
willie a few days ago. and was joined
today By M. Colvin. They will spend
the hol'drvs in Il evansville. and will be
guests at ;hc home Of Mrs. Kcwalski.
Loosely gas is being prohibited in one
State ;fter another, yet people are
gong right ahead electing Congress
mon. Philadelphia North American
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31
Christian Church
Plans Services

Special New Year services viii ID held
at the Christian church tonight from
9 to ~, according 10 Rev. ii. III. Saund-
ers, pastor of the church. A musical
and dramatic program is planned, con
sisting OF representations e widely
known scenes followed by a box supper
and q .ocial time. closing the old year
with a devotional period Of from 20 10
80 minutes. The platform in the church
has been curtained on purpose for the
dramas. The services viii close 1T II
o'clock.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31
THE EVENING HERALD

guest at the home Of Rev. and Mrs. L.
w. Marshall Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrss W. G. Dolly OF Dallas,
y who spent the winter here last year
ale again in Brownsville for "A short
stay Will he~o they are stopping al
the Travellers hotel.
Mr.. anc Mrs. hcnry Smith Of Free
Fort. who have been spending the holi-
days here as guests at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Gtorge Walker will re
turn 10 their home Saturday.
Mrs Earl Cemmons e Port Arthur
il a holiday visitor 1T the home Of Mr.
and Mrs. Jimmie Griffin Or Washingio on
street. s.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31
TREASURER is TO WEAR
HIS FIRST DRESS SUIT TO
INAUGURATION OF MAJ

AUSTEN feeass Dee.g si.o-when
Grover Cleveland was ~inaugurated
president in 1892. W. Gregory Hatch
er, tleasurer-eiect Of Texas. rode a
bull down the streets of Richmond.
Va, to Celebrate the event.
When Ma Ferguson is inaugurated
he is going to wear a full dress suit
for the first time in his life. he an
nounced here today. III this fails 10
give adequate expression to his SEN
timents, he said he expected to re-
peat the riding feat ef 80 years ago.
Iie came to Austin from his home
in Dallas today preparatory ITO TAX
ing owe his new duties about JAM
uary hos za- nps
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31
Wednesday


When one has had tie
suffer from backache, heady
ness, urinary disorder Ind
ney ills-and has found reliefN
this sickness ar suffering. I'll
sons advice is Of untold '
friends an ne ghbors. The foiV
case Is OILY orc OF many thousy
but it is that OF a y ow syiile
dent. Who could ask OF q. betteiy
ample?
c. G. Mckinney, blacksmith, saS
My back ached day and night and whey
| stopped, it was difficult to straightenl
| had to get up several times at night
to pass the kidney secretions, which
were accompanied by a burning sensa-
ton. After using two boxes of Doan's
Pills on the recommendation Of a
friend, ! was as we'll and strong as
ever +
Price Coo, at all dealers. Don't sim
ply ask for a kidney r~emedy-get Doan's
| Pills-the same that SIR. Mckinney had.
| Foster-Milburn Co., Mfrs, Buffalo,
n. Y. G9)
READ THE CLASSIFIED ADS
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31

days here with his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. s. G. Tacker, and many other
friends and relatives.
T.. A. Carey DALE Carey and Miss LII
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31
EpWarth League VIII
Usher New Year In

The Epworth League or the Methodist
church will hold q watch party We'd
nesday evening at eight o'clock in the
League rooms at the church. Those ut-
tending will enjoy Il social evening
until 1890 when tho devotic nal SER
vice viii start. This service will las!
until after the New Year is ushercd in
All members are invited to be present.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31
NO MORE AGENTS

EKEMEN.-Now York society women
who travel with maids and poodles and
countless wardrobe trunks are no
longer besieged by agents for steam
ship lines as they used TO be in days
Eassengefs.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31
Auxiliary Meets Tor
Industrial Afternoon

The women's auxiliary Of the Baptist
church met Monday afternoon IT he
church for q regular industrial meeting
and most Of the afternoon was devoted
to sewing for Buckner's orphan home
at Dallas. During j short business ses-
sion the ladies made out q menu which
they will serve to visitors who attend
re Workers Council meeting wifi be
held here January 8. They are expect
ing over one hundred guess for that
day and the dinner will be Strved IN"
cooked by the Women's Auxiliary.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31

The h. Y. i. q. will hold 4 watch
party Wednesday night at 81, ho4.r 81
Rev. and Mrs. F.. w. Marshall. AL
members are invited 10 be pre~en The
Intermediate B. Y. p. u. will also have
a watch party but they vii have tnoirs
Friday night at the home Of Rtt. and
Mrs. MARSHALL.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31

Mrs. Maybelle Fuller Douglas
is one Of the alleged principals
in the $500, 900 Chicago ticket
scalpers' syndicate that went
on the rocks. Her husband,
Capt. Bruce Douglas, was pre-
viously arrested by police and
released on bonds. Mrs. Doug
las was captured in a down.
town office building.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1924-12-31
To Our Patrons

This is just a little sign that we are
thinking of you and wishing you
the best cheer, health and happiness
this season-in fact, the best you
ever had and enough to last.
The Washington times., 1924-12-25
BITS OF HARD
LUCK

The time you numerically
panned the boss, only to learn
he heard every word.
The time you took your sweetie
for a ride in your car and engine
trouble developed just as your
hated rival sped by.
The time you tried to show off
before a bevy Of pretty girls by
doing stunts in the water, only
to have as competitor the States
fancy diving champion.
The time you played hockey and
learned that on that particular
day of all days your father had
: invited your teacher to have din.
ner with him at the house SO
both could discuss your studies.
The time you got a tip on a
horse with long odds and turned
It down because scores of other
tips before it had proved wrong,
only to see the horse win by a
mile.
The Washington times., 1924-12-25
LOOSE TALK

You ought to take moro exer
cise."
TITS so cool we Sleep under
blankets every night"
II hate the taste Of the stuff,
but yoM can't very well refuse q
Teller"
ION the front door mat-WEL-
COME"
mo, never heard that story.
Go on and tell it."
Telephone rings): wouldn't
that mako you sick. Here was
preparing to take an afternoon
nap. l know it is somebody
wants me to go out. Wouldn't It
make YOU sick" Gifts telephone
receiverb-"Hello, hello; say
hello" (Smashes down raceiverl
tits tho wrong number, the oper.
ator says. I know it was some
body who was going to invite me
out to tea. Wouldn't that make
you sick"
ION the above.named date
promise to pay
The Washington times., 1924-12-25
OYSTERS IN
SEASON
A burglar breaking into society.

A burglar breaking into society.
Wrapping "a mouse trap up in
cheese cloth.
A butcher fighting for the light.
weight championship.
A. blacksmith by the name OF
Smith.
A furniture mover getting
evicted.
(. The ''pen'' name of a convict
forger.
The man who sells suSpendera
in hold-up game.
The fellow who takes q CORE.
spondence course in studying
correspondence courses.
Advertisement on Broadway
Madame Observation-Disclosures"
The Washington times., 1924-12-25
CHESTER'S
CHUCKLES
By Chester G. Conner.


wv HEN it costs as much for
NV groceries as It does for
cigars, it's time to boiler
about high prices.
You really should not Judge a
mans golf ability by his profan-
ity.
Some people growI during dog
days-and every other kind of
day.
Advice to professional bachelors
keep out Of the moonlight.
You can't stop the holes in your
savings with spark plugs
Some men in the public eye are
about as welcome there as q Gin
der in your own.
The road hog thinks his license
is deed to the middle OF all high
ways.
Chiyalry had its inning before
you could get them by honking
your horn in front of the house.
The wise wife brags about her
good taste in picking q husband.
There's one thing that dad runs
about the place, and that's the
lawn mower.
Ones immediate environment
is much thinner in hot weather.
It's only a very undiplomatic
woman who lets her husband
know who is boss.
The snake has a long wheel
base. but q flexible chassis.
Garages have larger doors than
bungalows, no trouble. telling the
difference.
The first thing to take when
you are sick is an inventory.
Love need not prove its sin
certify il both are homely and poor.
Your best friend always wears
your hat.
The Washington times., 1924-12-25
DON'T FORGET
: MISTLETOE

TlEIIS is the season Of the year
! when thousands Of girls who
claim they've never been kissed,
spend NEST Of their time under
the 1llistletoe.
Some of the fellows have nick
named them the dumb Walters"
One dame waited so long under
piece oe rnistletoe that she for
got what she was waiting for.
1t isn't necessary for a girl to
buy her own mistletoe as the
men nowadays carry . supply Of
them.
One addict has used the same
piece Cor twelve years. He's
kissed half the women in town,
and when he finishes with the
the other half, he's going to move
% larger city.
Tis staff coc.s a dollar q branch,
but its worth 1t when you con-
slider all the fun It entities you to.
One guy bought a 60-cent twig
and sto1d in front Of the wv GA.
He wanted to get his moneys
worth.
. A
He spent two days rehearsing
&C the Old Ladies' Home.
1t isn't the price that counts.
A 10-cent piece Of mistletoc IL
Just as good as a So branch II
you get the right gill.
Some men are so stingy that
they get the girl FIRST and then
20 out and buy the mistletoe.
It's better to have lot Of
girls on your hands and no Mistle.
toe. than a bunch Of mistletoe
and no girls.
This stuff is usually hung on
that you can see who's kissing
you.
If you like his looks it's easy
enough to turn out the light.
Some girls are so beautiful that
they have men waiting in line to
Kiss them.
One girl had to call up two Of
her friends to act as helpers.
The men were getting restless
and this was better than giving
out rain checks.
A man doesn't like to wait, espe-
Cially when he has fifteen or
twenty girls to kiss in one eve
ming
Copyright. 1924, by King Features
Syndicate, Inc.