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Evening star., 1924-07-08
VIRGINIA HIGHLANDS

Have you seen the new bungaloWs in Vfr-
ginia Highlands? We have built in these your
individual requirements-oak floors, fireplace.
laundry tubs. large cellars and baseme nts: :
large lots. $4,000 to $6,500-smaI cash pay
ment accepted. rest like rent. have on MI,
Vernon boulevard beautiful home overlook
ing city and river. with acre of ground.
Del Ray. Rose Crest. Oak Crest, Arlington
Lyon Park-see me at once. specialize in
suburban property: Lots $500 up; $40 down
q few new bungalows for rent See J. L
PRICE at Virginia Hishlands station, Sunday;
during week at 6c3 9th st. Room 2. Frank
lin 79lS, los
Evening star., 1924-07-08

In Battery Park"
The suburb extraordinary of Washington;
lot sizes, 5000 square feet and up Prices
81 600 ard up Terms
MADDUN. MARSHALL & Co. INC
Main $3.50. 11CS 18th St W
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rooms. one-acre garden. chicken house ana
garage: 500 cash. $50 month. HOPKINS 4
HOPKINS. 22O Rond bldg Frank 5571
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WANTED-BUs1NEss PR0P'TY.
WANTED TO BUY-APTS.

FROM OwNER-HAvE Up TO $35, 600 TO
invest nn.n in S-story; hreproof apt Of 10 to "a
property answers this description write, giving
price and full particulars. Address Box 215-D.
Star Office
Evening star., 1924-07-08

LYON PARK. LOT 50x1o0: ELECTRICITY,
gas sewer level: $500. Ssg, cash. $40 month
~ inc. everything. For inspcc.. phi. ~ 1899.
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Office open every day
Near kenilWnrth

y. NJ. NC T FAIJIJEN,
3640 3ith St, Mt. Rainier. Md
az block north of station
Phone Hyatts. 234 or HNatts 2a1-W
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TRr1-1,A RGE CITY BUILDING LOTS FOR
sale $500 per lot, two lots for SI0O; in
side-pf- the city and one carfare to them. j.
u NGSRMAN. franklin 3993.
Evening star., 1924-07-08

lGx13.. THREE SQUARES OF CHEVY
Chase Circle in ID. C.: owner will sell for less
tlan. cost 10 cash purchaser: part cash bal
ante monthly or semi annual notes can be
arranged.
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TWO FINE LEVEL CORNER LOTS: WATER.
sewer and electricity North. Kensington; only
200 So cash. only $40 monthly, including
f',J s5QI w
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FOR SALE-TOUSES.
Continued,

FOR SALE BY OWNER-ELEGANT RESI-.
dence, 10 rooms and bath: all outside rooms;
large closets and pantry; in perfect condi-
tion. 1907 10Th st. NV. IL
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fNao FOR SALE-LOTS.

WOODBRIDGE n. C.-SENERAL LARGE
E tssisl siots: $4o0 10 $500 each: near new
schpo6 water and sewer in: easy terms M.
kIVs 5O6 Continental Trust bldg, 18th
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OWNER. Sail 9th ST. NV.

CHEVY CHASE FOREST
only few soft lots left on 3Ist St at
81 son zach. Price includes all improvements
MATHEWS WOODS CORPORATION,
Sol Insurance R'dg. N 973O
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BEAUTIFUL BUILDING SITE NEAR 18th
street overlooking Rock Creek Park. Phone
SER Lincoln SS49
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HOME AND INvESTMENT, NEW, WITH
all conveniences. including built-in shower: ar
ideal location, easy terms; direct from owner.
HARLAN WOOD. Main $50.
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BEAUTIFUL SUBURBAN HOME.
Located In excellent northwest neighborhood.
on 14th ct. car line; detached. bedrooms and
fruit. garden spot, towering bushes. house
and xrounds beautifully kept: You would Be
A. q HOUGHT0N q co.. REALTORS,
1915 st. NV. Phones Main 7536-75S7.
I'VE have the BEST in every section"
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GENUINE SACRIFICE TO CLOSE VA
holdings; well built bungalow, with all mod
ern conyeniences; high elevation on Mt Yer
non boulevard; r. and b., with space for 8
more rooms on 2nd floor; one acre Of ground,
worth 5000. included Call Clarendon
3h ACRES, GROOM HOUSE, PORCHEs,
cellar, fireplace, bath, shade, garage; blocks
from cars; 8 500; terms. B. N. SMITH, Ar
Evening star., 1924-07-08

WOODBRIDGE, ID. &.
Groom bungalow. $3.50 cash. $50 per mo-
''room bungalow, fireplace, h.-wh $500
cash. S65 per no.
New colonial 6-room house; beautiful home
Terms.
new Groom houses just finished Terms.
Other new houses and bungalows in Wood
ridge and Brookland
NJ. @. BULL,
y. 6Sll.J 22On L L Ave Y T.
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hEN 1-E U SlN ESS 1aUFEhI Y.
2nd AND Bird FLOORS MODERN NEW BLDG.
suitable for printing office or any business;
very reasonable. Apply A. B. CLARKE CO,
INC. 923 18th NV. Main 5Os3.
IN THE HEART OF THE BUSINESS CEN
ter. S07 Eve st. n.w.-Large, modern building
suitable for art store. business college. or in.
dividual office building: alterations to suit
tenant; will give attractive lease. ROBERT
+. FLYNN, 1415 Eve st. NV.
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ALLISON ST NEAR SOLDIERS HOME
Z rooms and bath: h.-w.h.; large lot; space
for 2 garages. House in good condition. Will
be vacant about July 20. Will consider a
small cash payment, or will take some cleared
lots a small farm for equity.
CARLEY & FARRELL.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
CHILDLESS MARRIAGE
 LAW IS CRITICIZED
Nebraska Physicians Says Pinto : Plan Is Not Practical--Other
 Comments.

Omaha. Dec, l2,--A bill favorlng the revocation Of marriages in cases of deliberate avoidance Of parent hood after two years of marriage, to. day brought statements from medI- cal men and theoogians that the plan was radical and never could be a law" Persons favoring the proposal also doubted whether it could he framed into legislation.
 Dr. Pinto, in explaining his plan, declared that marriages can be re- Yoked in such cases, merely by pas sage of law" He said that excep- tionS would be made for physical disability certified 10 by physicians, and added:
 There Is 3 growing tendency among men and women to enter the marriage state when both are regu- larly employed and after marriage both remain in employment and have intentions Of continuing at work. In many cases l would say their marriage was merely to legal izs their living together, to give an air of responsibility to their d9mes- tr relations.
 Many young women marry thsse days and remain In their work be- cause of their love for iewel7y. turs and their feeling Of indepandAnce, which comes when both are on & regular wage basis,
 4 bill to require physical eXami- nations Of all applicants for mar riage licenses also would have his support, said Dr. Pinto.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
TREASURY AGREES
 WITH BRITISH VIEW
No Further Comment on Eng.
 lands Debt Stand

saWashinEtou, Dec. l2.--The treas ury has accepted the statement Of Winston Churchill. chancellor of the British eXcheQuer Wed. on allied debts, as "obyous and logical" and has no intention Of making any further comment, This official OK presSlon was made yesterday after a conference between Secretary Mel lon, Under-Secretary Winston and Assistant Secretary Wadsworth In the treasury.
 Treasury officials would not inter. pret their conclusions that Chancel- tor Churchill was making a logical" statement when he declared that Great Britain woull expect its debtors in Europe to make no pay. ments to the United States which are not matched hy equal payments to the British government
 It Is taken for granted that the chancellor vas talking about France, which has unsettled war debts, both to the United States and 10 Great Britain, Recently discussions were begun here looking to a possible hmerican-F French funding grange nent, but tt has been emphasized that these exchange have not vet reached the stage described in diplomarv as constituting actual ne- Eo'tatIons.
 No one here will predict the effect If Mir Churchill's statement on this situation, holding that any decision on that question must rest with Paris.
 The situation created by the pro- rouncement is helieved n some quarters. however to forecast an carly meeting of the American debt commission. Some members of the commission appear apprehensive over the outlook, hut the belief ap- parently prevails at the treasury that the British position will not rrove an insurmounfable obstacle 10 a settlement with France,
 The subject vas brought ID on the floor Of the senate today by Sen ator Reed, democrat, Missouri, who gaid he would "call the attention particularly of the foreign relations committee" 10 Mr. Churchill's pro- uouncement,
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
Notes For Women

A new antiseptic has been dis covered that IS four times as pow erful as CarboIic Acid.
 It is much more powerful! than bichlortde of mercury.
 Yet it is so harmless that one can drink it and so mild in It's action that t is a healthful wash for the most delicate membrane,
 Chemists say It will take the place of harsh poisonous germ killers. By getting q 50 cent bottle of Kojene at Axelrod's Pharmacy or any good druggist women can learn much of personal hygiene that will be of benefit to them.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
Changers Against
 Child Amendment

Portland, Maine, Dec. IA reso- lution against ratification of the fed eral child labor amendment vas adopted after spirited general de- bate by the Maine State Grange here. Another, protesting against any in- crease in taxation on farming prop erty, also was adopted. The state or ganization pledged itself to 3 pro- gram for a determined fight for the adoption of eastern standard time as the year-round time for Maine at the coming session Of thel egislature. T. vas voted to invite the National Grange 10 rneeti Maine next year.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
Payne Raised to
 4 Major General

Boston. Dec, t9.--By authority ot the secretary Of war Brigadier gen. eral Morris Payne, Of Hartford Conn, commanding ths S5th infan- Y brigade. New England National Guard, yesterday was promoted on order of the go'ernor of Connecticut 10 the rank Of major general and as- signed to duty as commanding gen. eral Of the 43d division, which in- cludcs all National Guard units ir Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont Rhode Island and Connecticut.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
Give Bilious, Constipated Child
California Fig Syrup"

Hurry Mother. A teaspoouful Of California Fig Syrup" now will sweeten the stomach and thorough lv clean the little bowels and in a few hours you have well. playful child again. Even ie cross, feyerish, bilious, constira'ed or full of cold, children love the pleasant taste of
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12

this gentle, harmless laxative. l. never cramps or overacts. Contains no narcotics or soothing drugs
 Tell your druggist you want only the genuine "Caufornia Fig Syrup which has directions for babies end children of all ages printed on bot t'e. Mother. YOU must say "CaIifor- nis-" Refuse any imitation.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
oNE.MAN CAR ORDINANCE.

New Haven, Dec, 12.--Acting Mayor John ". Murphy has signed the ordinance recently passed by the board of aldermen here forbidding use In thLs city of double truck one- man cars by the Connecticut Co. The ordinance becomes effective one week from today.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
REvENUE MEN MAKE cAPr1-RE

New London, Dec 12.-The dis ahled motorboat Two Friends of Montauk Point was seized alongside the rum schooner Mary (. Hirtle yesterday morning and tore1 into port here by the coast guard de- stroyer Cassin.
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
Mother Pure Irish Linens

Luncheon Sets ...... $4.95 to S7.50 Linen Damask Tablet Sets. .. S13.5O Madeira Pillow Cases, pair. .... S7.85 Hand Embroidered Guest Towels,
 9Sc up,
 Madeira Buffet Sets. .r.... S3.s5 up. Filet Appenzel ........ 7ec to S17.85
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
Sheepskiin Coats S8&:ss
Your Boy Wants One!

Big Roomy Coats thatll keep the lad as fit as a fiddle; heay- fly pelted nice collars.
 Good Suits from. .,.. S9.75 up Oyercoats from S12.75 up Bathrobes from ..... S3.95 up Radio Oiltex Slickers ... S3.95 Unions Nlunsingwear) SIPS up Coat Sweaters. ...... S3.95 up
 tD. 6s L. Main Floor)
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
Sweaters
 To Keep Him Warm! $4 95 to $6.5O

in Green Heather, Brown Heath CT, Buff and Oxford; fine ft- ting; all sizes.
 (D. 6 L. Main Floor
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
Phoerliix i Socks
The Choice of We'll Dressed Men! Choose from Lisle, Silk or Silk and Wool!

Phoenix Lisle Hose, medium weight, 35c pair, 3 pairs S1.OO Phoenix Silk Hose, full fashioned medium weight, S1.O0 Phoenix Silk Hose, heavy weight, full fashioned. .S1.5O Phoenix Sport Hose, accor- dian ribbed silk. .S1.5O Phoenix Wool Hose, plain or clocked, pair ,,......... :. s1.25 Phoenix Silk and Wool Hose, plain or clocked. S1.35
 tD. 6 L.-Main Floor)
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
Darling Baby

Blankets ....,.,:. .9Sc 10 S3.S5 Buntings ...,... S1,95 to S6,85 Bath Robes. .... St.95 to S3.05 White Coats...,.. S2,95 to S7,95 Dresses, at ...,,. S1.25 to S3.50 Bonnets, at ...., $1.25 10 $2.95 "Dalby" Undies. 59c to S1.95 Brushed Wool Suits. S3.g5 LID Wool Sweaters ....... S1.95 up Knitted Sets .... Sf95 10 S3.95 Jap Silk Quilts....... $2.85 up Gertrudes, at ...,. 9Sc tn St.t9 Wool Bootees ..... 5OC to S1.25
 Rattles Of every description.
 (D.&L. Baby Shop, End FI)
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12

Child s Chairs SIPS to s1es
 Childs Tables Sf.sS to S3.95 Doll Carriages Ssc to s13.50 Wagons ...... soc to S5.6e Doll Swings ..... Sec to 9sc
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
New Britain's Gift. Headquarters
"Homey" Gifts
That's What Ma Wants! She's Trying to Make it So Attractive! Here's Your
 Chance to Help Her!

Boudoir Lamps ...... S3.95 up Table Lamps ....... $5.95 up Bridge Lamps ....... SS.95 up Floor Lamps ...... S14.75 up Jardinieres ..... $1.59 to S5.95 Console Sets ....... $1.9S up Bulb Dishes at ....... 69c up Serving Trays ........ 9Sc up Cut Glass Articles. .S2.95 up Book Ends. .. $2.69 pr., up Silveiware Sets at. .... S15.OO Sofa Pillows ... 79c to S2.95 Tinkling Glassware =. 10c up 1O0-pc. Dinner Sets. $17.95 up New Curtains. =. S1.19 Dr., up
 (D. -& L. Third Floor)
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12

Autos r..... s6,e5 10 st2.9S Sleds ....... Sf.39 to S5.69 Rocking Horses Sl.59 SS.4g shoofies. s1O.e5 and s1s.a5 Child's Desks S2.6o to s12.e5
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12
Surprising Thoughtful Pleasing Practical Economical Gifts for All!

Looking for Gift Sug- gestions? In this Ad are a handful you might think over. If nothing here strikes your fancy, ASK US! We'll be only too glad to enumerate the ever so many de- lightful Gifts for man, woman or child. We've already h elp e d hun dreds in selecting the right gift at the right price. Don't be bashf1l come in. No harm done even if you don't buy!
New Britain herald., 1924-12-12

All ID. & L." Priced ;ss= S=zn -liaa-------s-aassaA Nt@ ~@--A
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The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
CHAPTER XVI
Spurs and FIyinq Sand.

When the Milford stage came in
from the city next forenoon Jack War
hope was there to meet it. So was
Loge Belden. He had doubtless
learned Of the abrupt departure of
Hopkins the evening before.
He shuffled up to the post-office win
dow after the mall was worked. Zeke
threw him ont letter. He stared at
1t hard; thrust 1t into his pocket un-
opened; Immediately left the post Of
fee and walked rapidly up Eagle Hol-
low road.
Jack had expected there would be a
letter for Belden-had counted on It.
That's what had brought him to the
post office. He hurried back to the
homestead; crossed the barn lot (;
sprang up the rough path that led to
the top Of the cliff; spared moment
to glance keenly about and darted In
among the trees.
Once In the seclusion of the woods,
he ran at top speed, well hack from
the brow of the bluffs, as far as the
deserted cabin of dead Henry Spen-
GER; picked his way out to the edge of
the cliffs and peeped down at the road.
Loge Belden was just coming into
sight.
AS he came even with the cabin he
stopped; glanced in every direction;
whistled. The whistle was answered
from within the cabin-another fact
the woodsman had counted on. Belder
vaulted the fence, ran up the yard and
pushed open the door. Jack crept up
to the corner of the cabin where the
chink was out between the logs.
Belden had just opened his letter;
Black Bogus was stopped over him.
Belden, as he read, suddenly uttered
low exclamation.
"T'night," he muttered-"at mid
night"
He swore merrily.
II knowed e hadn't reneged-I
knowed e hadn't"
Hold SOL" growled the other.
"Huhr he went on-''t'nighr-mid-
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
SMART BOBBIE

Eye think a fine lot of Shake
speare"
Il do, sir"
"An' We think he was mair clever
than Rabbie BurnsT"
"Why, there's no comparison be-
tween them"
Maybe not; but ye tell us 1t was
Shakespeare who wrote Uneasy lies
head that wears crown Now
Rabbie would never hae written sic
nonsense as that"
Nonsense, sir?
AYE, just nonsense. Rabbie would
haze kent fine that a king or queen
either disna gang to be WI a Groom
on their head. He'd haze kent they
hang It over the back O. a chair
Houston Post.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
tTo BE coNrINuED.)
EnQIish Quakes.

The first recorded earth tremor In
Britain occurred a few centuries after
the Norman conquest, and two cen.
turtles later, in 1874. Glastonbury was
destroyed. In the ensuing centuries
over score of seismic disturbances
have been experienced in the kingdom.
the most serious occurring In 1884
causing two fatalities and damage to
the extent OF $4,000, in the Eastern
counties. Londoners have had the I'M
pleasant experience on several occa-
sions, but Cornwall and South Wales
have most frequently "Quaksd."
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
BOScHEE'S SYRUP

AlIays irritation, Soothes and heals throat
and lung inflammation. The constant
irritation of cough keeps the delicate
mucus membrane of the throat and lungs
ina congested condition, which BOSCHEES
SYRUP gently and quickly heals. For this
reason it has been a favorite household
remedy for colds, coughs, bronchitis and
especially for lung troubles in millions of
homes all over the world for the last fifty
seven years, enabling the patient to obtain
good nights rest, free from coughing
with easy expectoration in the morning.
You can buy BoSCHEES SYRUP wherever
medicines are sold.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
A Sweet Retort

Aged Pedestrian-You young mink
Why didn't you toot your horn when
you saw me In the middle Of the
road?
Flapperette-Oh thought 1t would
be more merciful If you didn't know
what struck you. Good-by.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23

The Red Lock
By DAVID ANDERSON
Author of
copyrsh by he sAienmco
By DAVID ANDERSON
"Didn't come out, I tell y'u."
Iuthor of '"The Blue Moon"

"Didnt come out, tell y'u."
The woodsman had caught the APP
peal in the soft tones wondered what
and such man as Hopkins. Then he
recalled her reference to "the third
man" that startled moment in the
bushes by the side Of the road; re-
membered her running down the yard
toward them on the evening Of the
ride and he brought his eyes as close
to the slit under the sash as he dared.
After a short pause, during which he
fancied she might be gathering reso-
luton for another question, the soft
voice came again, more faltering than
before:
"An' Their wusn't nothin' under the
rock-nO note mr. nothin'-"
mot q damn scrap"
The face under the window turned
to the wall. Loge dropped back to the
pallet Black Bogus drew the unof-
Tending bills from his pocket and
slammed them down on the shelf I'm
buckled his holster and put the re-
volver under his shirt; blew out the
candle and pitched down beside Bel
den.
The man crouched on the outside of
the window pondered what he had
seen and heard. He looked eagerly
for the outfit with which they made
their spurious money-that was the
one big reason, in fact, that had
brought him. He saw no trace of it
the hint dropped by Hopkins in the
little park that they had printed a
plentiful supply before coming up the
river was doubtless true, and that
meant practically the absence of any
very substantial proof.
He recalled what Hopkins had told
Black Bogus about the large amount
of money still In the safe at the red
rooted cottage--unguarded as they
would now suppose. They would be
almost certain to make some attempt
to get 1t. When they did
But they were certain not to make
the attempt till they learned that
Hopkins was gone. Until then all was
safe.
In his brief glance over the interior
of the cabin, the woodsman was struck
by the fact that the place was neat
and clean. Mean as it was, 1t bore
the mark Of orderly hands-doubtless
the hands Of the girl lying just inside
the window.
The cabin settled still. The outlaws
on the farther pallet began to breathe
heavily. The woodsman prepared to
slip away but suddenly stopped and
brought his ear close to the slit under
he sash-the mountain girl was cry
ng softly.
There was a stir under the blanket
where Loge Belden lay; the creak Of
steps came across the floor and a dim
lgure stopped above the pallet under
he window.
Don't cry, little sister. He amt
vo'th cryin' f'r-no man amt"
The grit and grind of powerful teeth |
cached to the listener outside.
Hes got t. quit pesterin' you-play-
n hot an cold with y'u-damn i'm, r
le'll wake up some mornin' in hell |
With knife in is ribs'
Loge Belden, the renegade, the out
aw-the tenderness in his voice was
The amazed listener at |
he window stopped along the cabin
ogs and softly slipped away.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
Encouraging

81 say. my good man." began an
anxious lady on steamer. 81 say. are
we going up or down"
"Well." replied the surly deck hand,
~as she's leaky old tub. | shouldn't
wonder if she might go down, an then
agen, her b'iler amt none too good,
40 she might 20 I'D"
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
Waste.

In a little backwoods town an
itinerant salesman. undeterred by the
extreme poverty-sricken appearance
of one house. tried to sell the head
of the family a certain article. He
got the reply:
Say, l only spent one dime In all
my life for foolishness. An that was
for a pair of socks".-American Legion
Weekly.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
A Half-Hearted Interest

"The boss offered me an interest In
the farm today"
"He did !"
eyes, he said that If ] didn't take an
interest pretty soon he'd fire me-"
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
A Sweet Retort

Aged Pedestrian-You,y young mink
Why didn't you foot your horn when
you saw me in the middle of the
road?
Flapperette-Oh, thought it would
be more merciful if you didn't know
what struck you. Good-by.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
A HoIf-Heorted Interest

"The boss offered me an interest In
the farm today"
"He did"
"Yes, he said that if didn't take an
interest pretty soon he'd fire me-"
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
Lucky Dog

He-Ah, your little dog is to be en-
vived.
She-You mean because he is al
ways with me?
He-Not exactly; was just think.
ing how happy I would be If 1 had
some one to pay all my taxes for me,
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
Believed in Signs

'Why did you steal the pearl neck.
lace from the jewelers. shop Window"
Because it had on it, Avail your.
self Of this splendid opportunity and
l couldn't resist it."-Buen HumoI
(Madrid).
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
Hard to EXPLAIN

Father-How is 1t that / discover
you kissing my daughter?
Young Mani don't know, sir, I'M
less it's because you wear rubber
heels.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23

Father-How Is 1t that l discover
you kissing my daughter?
Young Mani don't know, sir, I'M
less It's because you wear rubber
heels.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
Lon,ning the Lambs

"What do you do when one Of your
oil companies peters out?"
"Oh, we keep swapping the custom
ers' shares in new companies until
they get tired of paying postage"
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
The Modern Debate

"Whal sort of debate is 1t to beT'
Eight rounds with two syllable
words, and statistlcians and experu
barred"
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-23
Lan1ming the Lambs

what do you do when one Of your
oil companies peters out?"
"Oh we keep swapping the custom
ers' shares in new companies until
they get tired of paying postage"