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YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-05-30
PANOvNfK KIsUKsERov
PRIDE DO sYouNGsToWN

H. W. Evans, /" imperialny wi
zard' Ku Klux Klanu pride IL.
.ihna do Youngstown, oznamuje
-tanajsia klanska exniizaacia. V
ten den bude obrovsky konklav
v Garfield, ma ktorom bude Evans
hlavnvm recnikom. Evans tn pri-
chodi udaine vysetrit' silu klanu
a pripadne vymenovat' mestsksAo
advokata Osborne-a "a titana pre-
stat Ohio, ktorom pade Youngs-
town stal by sa StrediskCm klanu
pre- Stat Ohio.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-05-30

Pedro Hernandez, polokrvny
Mexikan a Yaqui Indian, zabil v
pondelok mad ramon svojho kama
rata, Roberta Lara, Mexikans, vo
.zvade, po celonocnej 4lumpacke.
-Lumpoyah Y. East Youngstown a
ked ':-sa vracali edomov " Girar,l,
zacali sa vadit' bit. v bitke In
dian pochytil kus nhl'a, ktorym
Laru do ytychs cias bill po hlave,
,kym ho nezabil. Boil chyteny a
,zavrety. .yyi !: WI I
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-05-30

United Labor Congress
sch5dzi vFpondelok rozhd
upnstit cd sddneho pokrs
proti mestskej dani ma zamestna-
MIA, a sice na radn advokatov, kto-
RI s1 toho nahl 'adu, ze proti DAM
nedalo by sa mic yykonat' ma SUI
de. Naproti tomu Labor Congress
sa rozhodnul pozdvihnnt tito O.
tazku pred l'udom augnstovych
alebo novembrovych vol bach, v
ktorych by l'ud hlasoval "a zmenu
carteru mesta tom smysle, re
mestska rada nemoze ziadne dane
vyrubovat ma NEST 'anstyo bez je-
no shhlasu. Labor Congress ie ma
hl'adu, ze l'ud by nikay podobne
nieco nedovolil, keby to bolo jemu
dane ma rozhodnutie. Danovy "a
kon je platny len do 81. deccmbra
t. r., preto je potrebne pracovat
"a opravu carteru hned' a sbie-
rat podpisy ma peticie, aby tato
vec bola rozhodnuta v augusto-
vvch primarkach alebo novcm-
brovych vol bach. ~~r
Obcanov-Slova'kov, menovite ma
Sc politicke kluby upozornujeme
ma t1to zalezitost' a odpordcame,
ably pcticie robotnickej organiza-
Gle ochotne :pedPisovali, ked'' bu-
du to poziadani.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-05-30

! Ma Slovenskom Dni 4. julia Y
San Souci parku pri Wilkes Barre
Pa. slavnostnym recnikom bude
ceskoslovensky vyslanec vo Wash.
ingtone DIR. Chvalkovsky, ako o.
znamuje "Obrana'' Bnde to pc
prvyy raz, ze ia slovenskej slavno.
|sti- HI, 'recnikom bude vyslanec CS
republiky. s Z + S Z,
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-05-30
$314, COS cbetovane ma Community
Chest.

Uraahy vykaz sbierky ma COM
munity Chest, prevalence tuna cd
9. do Is. maja oznameny Dol v
pondelok na schodzi vykonneho
vfboru. Dl'a vykazu obetovant
bolo toho roku spolu 1914 ,005, GO
je povazovane "a nspesny vysle-
dok.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-05-30
sMRTNE ZPRAVY.

Jan M. Markovic, jedno- -mesac-
ny syn Jozefa a Katariny Marko-
vic, 361 Meadow ST., zomrel ma
'komplikacie nemoci VI nedel'u mad
ramon. Oplakavajd ho kren rodi.
Gov nasledovni, bratia sestry
Martin, Jozef, Albert, Katarina,
Anna, Maria Helena. Pohfab1ic
sobrady vykonal, v vutorpk rano
Rev.J. Nc. LIS s6inskytv vschrame Sv.
|Cyrilla q Methoda. ssa II ss
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-05-30
5000 ryb pre- Hamilton jazero.

Slovenski rybari, byvajlci okolo
Struthers sa potesia zpr6ve, ze v
utorok polozene bolo do Hamilton
jazera medzi 1000 "a 5000 dora
stenych ryb 1radnikmi Rybarske-
no a Pol 'ovnickeho Sdruzenia pre-
vychodny Ohio. Ryby pochodia z
Beaver jazera, odkiaP boly saka-
mi vychytane. Medzi mimi sd bassy
blue gills a cat fish, Mn0hs bassy
ze vazia al s funtov. ...,s,e
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-05-30
AVANT BUDE POPRAVENY
5. SEPTEMBRA.

James Avant,, niger, ktory bru.
talnym sposobom zavrazdil 8. ap-
rila Mrs. Elizabeth Stitle "a sho
lou Ma West Ave-, boil sudcom An.
dersonom osudeny ma smrt' ma e.
lektrickom stolci v Columbus, O.
5. septembra. Sudca odoprel move
pojednavanie.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-05-30
Ohio.
DRUHA vEL'KA PovfCHRICA
Ma JUHU.
45 zabitych a rnnoho ranenych.

~ "USA0ySA - AAAAAoAO AoASAy CA.
V pondelok veter a v utorol1
rano pretiahla sa obrovska povich-
rica cez staty Mississippi, Alabama
a Louisiana, ktora poval ala mno-
no domov a usmrtila As l'udi. Ra-
renych je vyse 100 osob. Ia vlch-
rom prtsiel vel'kyy .lejak, ktory
vel'mi poskodil tirodu.
Prave pred mesiacom pretiahla
sa vichrica tymito statmi vte-
dy usmrtcne bolo 100 l'udi a ra-
meme vyse 400. Skoda obnasala do
$10;OOO,OOO.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-05-30
. ZZAB1TY z Y. oCELIARNI.

William N. Woody, 45-rocny
eernosch zabity bol ' -sobotu rano.y /
' pajpovhi Sheet and Tube Co; 3
East Youngstown iSkatnlon nanlr
penou cindrom, Z kstorAsa s So s soxmikJ]as es ] !.
s vozna, ktorS tiskal, skatula nm u
imnrel. IS sS1S 8 n ! \
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-05-30
LAFoLLETTE NECHCE BYf
KAND1DATOM TRETEJ
STRANY.

Progresivny republikansky Sc.
nator Robert NJ. LaFollette Wis
consin stredu dal svoje osved.
Genie, ze nechce byt' ma ziaden
pad prezidentskym kandidatom
novoutvorenej Farmarsko- Robot
nickel Progresivnej strany a sice
z tel priGiny, re tato strana opa-
novana je komunistami, ktori ne
hl'adajd napravu demokratickymi
prostriedkami, ale nasilim sa chcii
dom6ct' diktatorstva proletariatn
a zalozenia sqvietskej republiky
20 @ @spoj. statox. 1, ... =. 49,. 4. >
Senator LaFollette je vel mi
prominentnym clenom senatu a co
taky ma vel'ky vplyv a nasledov-
nikov. On je vodcom tel skupiny'
pokrokovych senatorov, ktora po-
razila Mellonov navrh snizenia da-
nj, prczidentovo veto mad bonuso-
wynn zakonom vymohla ma Wade
mnohe ustupky \. prospech farma-
rov. Nasledovne jeho osvedcenie
vyvolalo V krajine senzaciu. Avsak
senator LaFollette v svojom o.
svedseni nevzdava sa prezident-
skej kandidacie ma tikete incl no.
vel stranky, aka m6ze byt' este
altvorena. Zalezi to cd konvencie
republikanskej i demokratickej,
ci vystdpi "a kandidata alebo ME.
V pade republican, nedaj1 do
platformy nejake progressive bo-
dy v pade nedajd ich ami demo-
kraft, tax on vystdpi ako progrc-
sivny republikansky kandidat a
pokazi vypocty oboch stranok.
Demokrati majl nadej, ze ak no.
mlnuJu pokrokoveho McAdoova,
ze i'm LaFollette bude pomahat :.
Asak McAdoo ma malo nadeje, ze
dostane nominaciu pre- jeho spo-
jenia olejovymi korporaoiami a
udajne al Ku Klux Klanom. Ma
republikanskej konvencii progre-
sivni delegati budI mat hodne
prace, aby nieco previedli. Ak sa
i'm mic nepodari, ma 4. julia svola-
ma bude konyencia progresivnych
l'udi oboch straok a ma tel kon-
vencii LaFollette prime nomina-
ciu., ,,Nadej vsak je, ze konzerva-
tivnejsi republican, k v6li harmo-
nil v strane povolia slovo al po-
krokovym 6lenom dajd do plat
forny niektore ich navrhy, Gin
predfjduor rozcesnutiu So strany -
a v.tom pade zvolenie Coolidge-a
bude zaistene. gi>,.a9
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1924-05-30

|sial' sd: terajsf guvernkr Donahey
Z byvaly cleyelan'dsky mayor Fred
Kohler, ktori obaja uchAdsai1 sa
udajne 8 priazen K. 4. X.
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
Inuentor UnknoUn

The history OF the monkey-wrench
is obscure. Even the origin of the
term monkey" In the name Is un-
known. 1t is commonly believed. how
ever, that London blacksmith
named Moncke pronounced Mum
ke') made some of the first wrenches
with movable jaws adjustable by Il
screw. Such wrenches were called
Moncke wrenches. Owing to ignorance
Of the origin and spelling of the name
It was easily corrupted into monkey"
But this story is not supported by
any definite information. The United
States patent Office says II can find no
record Of patent having been grant
ed by the British government to
Moncke for such wrench.-Path.
finder Magazine
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
Truth Prevailed

The criminal lawyer believed In be
ing absolutely frank with his clients,
and accordingly when a man came to
him charged with stealing a pig he
said:
Now, l will be perfectly open with
you. If l take your case you must In
the first place tell me honestly: Did
you or did you not steal this pig3"
well, yes, sir. l did" the man ad-
mltted but l have big family and
no money, and ! was In need OF meat
for them"
That's all right" replied the law
yer. you bring me half that pig and
I'll take on your case"
When tine case came Into the court
the lawyer addressed the jury thus
This man did not get any more OF the
pig than | did"
The verdict was Not guilty"
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
DELTA WILL GROW

The Delta section with her many
advantages in the way of manufac-
turing of sugar-a very stable indus
try; the creamery; the poultry house :;
grain elevator; the flour mill, and the
modern brick plant, and the activity
being pushed in the matter of at
tempting to find oil in this vicinity,
all point to prosperity for everybody.
Hunting for oil is costly-it brings
men to our hotels, restaurants, and
lodging houses. All of these men
spend money. They buy gas and some
clothing.
The coming year has much in
prospect for Delta and Delta county.
The old saying, at is darkest just
before dawn" is apparently going to
come true to us here.
We welcome these men and their
money into this valley.
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
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Liqht on the Mellon Plan


If the publication of income tax re-
turns has done nothing else worth
while, it has proved to all thinking
people that President Coolidge and
Secretary Mellon are right about the
Mellon plan of income tax reduction.
The feturns show, beyond question
that many men of wealth pay COM
paratively small taxes because they
have invested their money in nom
taxable securities rather than in in
dustry.
An enlightening case is that of
Senator Couzens, of Michigan, who so
strenuously opposed the Mellon plan
last winter Senator Couzens sold
his stock in the Ford Motor company
a few years ago for a sum generally
reported to be $3O,OOO,OOO.
The federal income tax returns for
1923 show a tax of $5,676 charged
against him. Assuming that Sena-
tor Couzen's fortune is no more than
the $3OOO0,OOO he is said to have
received for his Ford stock, this sum
invested at 4 per cent would have
brought him an income of $1,000, 900
in the year 1923. The tax on this
sum, if derived from business or tax
able securities, would have been more
than $65O,OOO.
The examination of Senator Couz-
ems return will convince any dis
cerning person that the senator has
invested heavily in city, county or
state bonds, or all of them. He has
avoided paying a large income tax
by investing in non-taXable securi-
ties
The purposes of the Mellon plan
are two. The first is to reduce the
tax burden for the whole people. The
second is to induce persons with
capital to invest IN industry and in
active business, stimulating com
merce and bringing better economic
conditions to the entire country The
Mellon plan will do this and congress
by now should understand that it
will-Kansas City Journal
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
WHAT'S THE REAsoN7

Less than two weeks after election
wheat rose above $3.50. The radicals
accused Wall Street and the "vicious
monopolies" during the campaign.
of keeping up the price of wheat in
order to fool the farmer into voting
the Republican ticket. The Republi.
can party having been continued in
power It would be the natural thing
to do, II this charge was true, to
drop the price of wheat back to
where it was in May But somehow
the wicked financiers have overlook
ed this little item and wheat con
tinued upward What reason can La
Toilette and Wheeler now give for
this state of affairs so at variance
with their own assertions?
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
A CAPABLE COMMISSION

President Coolidge has appointed a
commission that will study the needs
of our agricultural sections. They
are men with first hand knowledge
of farming conditions and a wide ac.
quaintance among the farming ele-
ment. Whatever they recommend
can be counted upon to have the
endorsement Of the farmers and can
be relied upon as sound. Agriculture
must be protected from the invasion
of foreign products, just as the
manufacturer is protected. The
American market must be preserved
for American farmers How to do
that most effectively will be one of
the problems for the commission to
solve.
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
Early NeU Englanders
Fond of Their Beans

In the absence of positive informa-
tlon on the subject of the origin of
Boston baked beans and their place on
New England breakfast menus this
conjecture is offered: In the early
days Of the Plymouth colony people
did their baking in brick ovens. These
ovens were heated on saturday and
enough baking for the week was done
at that time. AS the oven cooled OF
the temperature was just right for
beans, which need long, slow cooking.
so they We're thus ready to be eaten
on Saturday night and were probably
put back into the oven to keep hot and
these were eaten for breakfast on Sun
day morning. Many New England peo-
pie reheat them and eat them for
breakfast each morning until they are
gone, and some people who bake them
on Wednesday continue to serve them
for breakfast until the Saturday beans
are baked. In northern New England
beans have been baked from time i'm
memorial in u hole In the ground, the
hole having first been lined with
stones and the stones made very hot
with fire built in the hole. In lum-
Der camps the beans are usunlly put in
to bake the night before they are to
be served for breakfast.
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
Brookhart in a Pinch

What a howl of rage would go up
from the throats of liberals" of
every brand if the ballot situation in
Iowa We're turned around and Brook
hart had been made to lose the cleo
tion on technicality of ballot
marking. The ballots thrown out in
Iowa were ballots for Steck. They
were ballots cast by Republicans
who, to make sure their vote for
Steck would be counted, placed an
arrow on the ballot pointing to
Steck's name There is no question
about the intent of the voter; no
question as to the voters right to
vote. The only question is, that the
ballots have another mark in addi-
tion to the legal "X"
When these votes were thrown ont
on this technicality, did Brookhart,
that great and good exponent OF pop
ular government, arise and concede
them to Steck? Most emphatically
he did not. No one ever took his
stand before a technicality with more
alacrity than did Brookhart.
1t is possible the courts. If ap-
pealed to. would decide that this
helpful marking Of ballots constituted
a technical violation of the law. and
that the votes so marked should be
thrown out, but even if this were
true, the Senate of the United States
would still have it's say as to the ad.
missibility of Brookhart or Steck to
membership in that body. Senate
authority for this is contained in
the following provisions IN Section
5, Article l, Of the Constitution of
the United States
Each house shall be the
judge of the election returns
and qualifications OF it's own
members"
The Senate might decide that the
ballots marked as described above
were acceptable to 1t as valid. and II
there were enough such ballots the
Senate seat would be given to Steck
1t would be an unusual proceeding
for a Senate in control Of Republi-
cans thus to decide in favor of a
Democratic candidate as against a
candidate wearing . Republican lab
el, but when it is recalled that
Brookhart repudiated the Republi-
can platform, demanded the resig-
nation of the Republican candidate
for the vice presidency and attacked
the Republican candidate for the
presidency, the affair takes on a
very understandable aspect. BY no
acceptable party test is Brookhart a
Republican. Thousands and thous-
ands of Iowa Republicans voted for
Steck, so that the state produced the
phenomenon OF a plurality Of scores
Of thousands for Coolidge while run.
ming Brookhart almost, II not quite,
off the sidewalk Such was party's
rebuke Of a party renegade in his
home state and there may be anoth.
or rebuke ready for him in the Unit.
ed States Senate, If he ever gets
that far.-Minneapolis Tribune.
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
.BUSINESS LOCALS
49, = - - . 4
FOR SALE

FOR sALE-New homemade comforter
Mrs. Foster Park hotel. Delta. asp
FOR sALE-Two good Jersey cows fresh
soon. G. D. snEer Ash Mesa. 4s-50c
FOR SALE-Furniture Enquire at PIG
Z. Bird. Colo. phone 2l0-J 47-sc
FOR RENT-Furnished light houHekscp.
Ing rooms. iGl Palmer. 4Ttfc
FOR sALE-First cutting hay dellv.
cred. 4G-F 47-gc
FOR .sALE--Rag rugs aud pillow ooyors.
Phone HotchkiHs 1860. 47-sc
FOR SALE-Alfalfa and cat hay. VIII
deliver at Delta. Coop. 900. J. F..
Thompson. 4T-Pp
FOR sALE-PhonoEruph. practically new
with records. 227 Palmer 45ue
FOR sALE-Land on Stewart Mesa near
Puonia $50 per acre just good oth-
or lands held at $500 an acre. W T.
Piau Lamar. Colo 47-E0p
FOR SALE passenger touring car. A.
1 condition. Terms, =. o. BOX 80 45uc
FOR sALE-Melutto cream separator at a
bargain. Coop. phone 121 +. 45uo
FOR SALE OR TRADE-2n miles from
Delta on Garnet Mesa. 1o-acrc ranch. good
Groom house with CELLAR. barn and garage
COW barn. hen house good fences 3 acre. iu
alfalfa, berry and truck patch. J. p. Coop
er, X. F. d. No. 3. Delta. s5ue
FOR sALE-scoond hand parts. Ford
port Formntruck. Radiator Hospital. 2suc
FOR sALE-5oo good aged breeding owcs
Mlll tgll in lots OF % or more. L. W
scott Delta s1ffr
FOR sALE--All kinds OF leases. printed
by stehrnu Bros.
FOR sALE-At n bargain. IL acres. T.
room house. North Delta. X. o. Dan
nclH. a7tfr
FOR sALE-Flrut cutting hay. delivered
not frosted. Hrn Painter Coop. phone
46-G. East Peach valley gsr
FOR sALE-Burrod Rock cockcrris. gen
uine Parks 2lo-215 ogg line. Prices s. 5o
up Pullot 81 each. W y Schmidt Routs
/. Grand Junction. Colo. 47-52s
FOR SALON account OF sickness.
hay, decided 70 offer for sale tho Delta
High school store Price right for quirE
sale. l.. ID. Wilson. 500 Grand street. Co.
on. phone 1880. 47tfr
FOR sALE-Druma and trans "f.o.dy.
all metal snare drum Duncan" baaH
drum Ludwig pedal Chincze tom tom
wood block large crash cymhai regular
cymbal' stands. etc. and fibre carrying
eases for outfit Phones Colo Iog-1
Coop. 1872 Black 4stfc
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
NO STAMPEDE

The election did not bring out as
large a popular vote as was sought,
but it impressively showed that those
who do take the trouble to go to the
polls cannot be stampeded by the so.
called popular" issues. Our voters
still have faith in the constitution
and are not to be cajoled away from
it by radicals who seem to offer the
the people more prosperity and con
tentment than they already possess.
While it is highly desirable that
every qualified voter cast a ballot
the country is in no danger as our
citizens conduct themselves as they
did on November 4th.
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
XERCISE

Exercise is peculiar thing. In his
youth man takes 1t to excess and calls
it play. As he gets older he needs it
badly as a means of keeping his health,
and at this point it is considered hard
work by most of us. In our youth
play exercise is as necessary as a
safety valve as a vent to an active
volcano. If youth were not al
lowed to play with the rest of the
boys and told to stay in the house it
probably would take a regiment of
mothers to enforce the order and a
whole fleet of repair men to put the
house in shape when he got through.
Through the school and college age
young folks get exercise through con-
trOlled sports. Even after the college
age some people keep in condition by
other exercises and many of them
indulge in the delights in hiking.
Somewhat later in life there are still
plenty of pleasurable and necessary
things to do. Chief of these is work.
ing about the premises. There is the
garden to be spaded and forked and
raked. Few will deny that garden
Ing is pleasurable and highly exercis-
ing. After the planting and the up
ward thrust of green things come
wedding and hoeing. The lawn is an
other most excellent form of exercise.
If cutting the grass is not sufficient,
digging out the weeds should be.
Some exercise hunters find 1t beneath
and about an automobile in their spare
time at home. There are men who
say they play golf for exercise, but
the truth of the matter no doubt is
that they exercise to play golf. Clean
ing up the basement is good exercise.
should all else fail.
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
Significant Words on
First American Coin

After the American colonies had
achieved independence, the provision
of coinage became their own SOW
ereign right. The devices for the first
coin struck by authority Of congress
were prescribed by committee of that
body In the following terms: a. {.
On one side of which piece {.
thirteen circles linked together, a
small circle in the middle, with the
words United States around it; and in
the center We Are one On the other
side of the same piece the following
device, viz, dial with the hours ex-
pressed on the face of IT. meridian
sun above, on one side of which is
to be the word 'Fuglo and on the
other the year .S7'; below the dial,
the words, Mind Your Own Bust
iness.'" The types Of this piece are
very similar to those of the dollar
pattern of the proposed continental
currency, which bears date of 17T6,
and which were probably designed by
an artist, who on the earlier piece
placed the signature L. G. Fecit. The
types are interesting as a commentary
on the state of mind of the times.
only a hope still at that time, of an
inseparable union, expressed in the
diverse type, was probably not less
prevalent than the caution so graphi-
cally set forth by the other that
'Time is Flying" so Mind Your Busi-
ness" affairs. This terse expression
of practical sense, because so much
in the spirit of Poor Richard, has
won for the coin the name of Frank
lin cent" but Franklin probably had
nothing to do with the designing of 1t.
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
NOT WANTED

Emma Goldman, who, with Alec
Berkman was deported from the
United States to Russia some three
years ago because of her anarchist
activities, declares she will return
to this country on her own conditions
or she will not return at all. Emma
and Alec found it tough shedding in
Russia and there was a report at one
time that she had recanted and was
pleading to be permitted to return
here. Emma's room is better than
her company. No invitations have
been extended to her to return. with
or without provisions. She is simp-
ly not wanted.
The Delta independent., 1924-11-28
GEOMETRIC

Tell me, dad" said the young
pest, what is the shortest distance
between two points7"
Don't bother me; look at your
geography and find out" growled the
pater famllias.
why, daddy" interposed his wife.
you don't find the answer TO that in
the geography"
"Yuh do these days" insisted dad.
"Just let him lay rubber on the
map from Niagara Falls to Reno
Richmond Times-D Dispatch.