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New Britain herald., 1924-09-08

Heading No. Lost and Found" is quite a heading in the Herald Classified Ad section.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08
Poor Charlie

Madge:--"Charlie won't let you kiss him # you use wintergreen lip- stick"
 Marjorie:--"I know that. I'm go- ing to give him the raspberry"
 James J. O'Connell.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08

Some children are now called bright when they make remarks that used to call for a spanking.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08
THE TARIFF AND WHEAT

It is scarcely likely that western faru1e:1 ere giving the tariff of IS
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08

get a husband in that time, 1t is a waste of time to stay on.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08
Forced To
Heari Hnart

Hear tbat siren whistler" "No--I'm a little deaf-where is she?"
 -MH. John Krug
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08
Too Risky!

AOU hishJt
 The itinerant lecturer-preacher was a staunch prohibitionist and al- ways prefaced his sermon by a story (either true or mythicaD, showing the curse of drink. The congregation he was addressing listened spell bound, as he told of heavy thinker who met with a very painful death. This man was 50 rum soaked, that, in attempting to blow out candle. his alcoholic breath ignited and his head exploded!
 There was a complete silence as the preacher nished. One sinner, in the front row, suddenly paled, beads of precipitation breaking out upon his brow.
 "Ah" the preacher exclaimed, you have taken this lesson to heart! Would 1t not be safer to give up drink?"
 Maybe it would" the man huski- ly replied; but I know darn well that I'm goin' to stop blowing out candles, after this" 0 L. K.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08

Tn agricultural employment, the World Almanac quotes the census for the same states as follows:
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08

Those thrifty folks with coal in their cellars sufficient to last them all winter won't worry over transpor- tation.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08

It is raining in Maine today-rain- ing votes. Citizenry entitled 10 cast ballots total 250.ooo. including Klansmen.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08
Goes to Their Head

Bill:-"Love, they say, Is what makes the world go round"
 Jack:-"In not argue that; but I
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08
Reel Life

Censor:-"Those bathing girls are not properly clothed to appear be-. fore the public" Director:-"Oh, we'll screen them all right"
 Lillian Knowles.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08
All the Trimmings

Tom:-"That iapper you danced with last night looked like little doll" ~
 Jerry:-"She was-and a hand painted one, at that"
 --Gilbert Burnham.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08

Song Radio, oh, radio! You have cost so much, know, I can never pay and 50 q call you; my radi-owe.
 Mrs. Harry Forbes.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08
III

III ,-- think the dumbest, meanest man I know is Charlie Sneezin, No matter what I say to him he won't succumb to reason.
 " I tried to talk with M. T. Kann and tell him how to vote, But when the interview was over had lost my goat.
 M. W. B.
 Forced To she:-"Do you believe in love at first sight?" He:-"I don't know any other way to account for it."
 -J. Willard Ridings.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08
The Supreme Court Sits

May:-"That fellow cuts no ice with me" Fay:-"No. he's cheap skate"
 Blaine c. Bigler.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08
Talking Politics

On public questions don't like to
 talk with Peter Piepan, The reason is that Pete can shout
 much louder, sir, than l can.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08

Life sentences frequently result from hold-ups in the parlor!
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08
TELEPHONE CALLS

Entered at the Post office at New Britain as Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08

love to argue politics with Bernard
 Victor Day. For B. V. D. agrees with me in
 everything I sass
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08

Business office ..,,,., 9?5 Editorial Rooms .,... 926
New Britain herald., 1924-09-08
New Britain Herald
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY

Issued Daily Sunday Exeeptsey At Herald Bldg, 67 Church Street
Evening star., 1924-12-19
HAY WAGONS ROAD HOGS

Special Dispatch TO The Star.
BALTIMORE, December 19.-Motor
Vehicle Commissioner z. Austin
Baughman has announced that a drive
would be made to prevent farmers on
the State roads from loading their
bay wagons to such a width that they
monopolize the right of way and en-
danger other vehicular traffic.
Considerable complaint has been
made to the motor vehicle commits
sioner that farmers and hay dealers
have been loading so much hay on
their wagons that they block the road.
Owing to the fact that there was no
definite law covering this particular
traffic no action has been taken here
tofore. Attorney General Thomas
II. Robinson advised Commissioner
Baughman that under section 149 Of
the motor vehicle laws these could be
regarded as driving 80 as to endan-
gGr the lives of others" and the
drivers could thereby be prosecuted.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
$4,000 FUND DRIVE
MEETING SUCCESS
Salvation Army Reports Nearly
One-Third of Christmas Money
Appeal Is Met.

Nearly one-third of the $4,000
Christmas relief appeal Of the Sal
walton Army has been raised, Adjt.
Ernest r.. Holz, in charge of the
Washington division of the army, has
announced.
On Christmas day the army will
give away 5000 dinners, will provide
toys for i 900 children and will give
clothing and financial help to many
Of Washington's poor. This program
will have to be curtailed if $4,000 is
not raised by Christmas.
Three of the armys leading must
clans, stationed in New York are
appearing in Washington in behalf of
the army's appeal. They are Capt
Richard Won Gallo, pianist; Envoy
Frank Fowler, bass soIoist, and Capt
John Slater, marimba player
Donations should be sent TO 6O7 f
street northwest.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
HARDEN 4SSAILS SUPPRESSION
OF NATIONALISTS IN GERMANY
Charges "SpuriOus Democrats" With Disseminating
Lies, and Declares Monarchists Hare Right to
Share in Government.

estly and courageously appealed TO
the working masses.
Democratic Party Failed.
The Democratic party, which at
tempted to do this, failed igno-
miniously, despite the flood of lies
1t disseminated and the unbelievable
campaign funds Of it's bosses. 1t OBJ
tanned only 80 seats-l3 less than
even the Communists. Yet this party
laughs at the dying British Liberal
party" which has Al. 1t has less
than fifth of the contested seats,
which is Il most grotesque defeat. In
the new Reichstag, thanks to the
Democratic reputation of the lies
and mammOn" as represented by the
so-called Democratic party, the Ma
tionalists will be stronger than ever.
All the parties. including the Social
lists, are persuaded of Germany's in
nocence concerning the cause of the
war. A parliament of national idol
airy has been elected.
Now DoubIy Dangerous.
The Nationalists today are unmask-
ed, but they would have been re-
duced to harmlessness had they had
their share in the government since
May, or even since the adoption of the
Dawes plan in August Now they are
doubly dangerous, because they have
been defrauded Of their rights by
the spurious Democrats.
They stand alone today as the only
party which is not irretrievably COM
promised. They have not shown
themselves as incapable of govern
ing as the others have and they have
not been rotted by the corruption of
Evening star., 1924-12-19
PROF|T-SHAR|NC
PLANS FEATURED
Sage Foundation Sees Ben-
efits Derived From Labor's
Co-0Oeration in Industries.
sy the As.ociated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
NEW YORK, December 10. - A
Partnership plan which gives the en-
5loyes of an industrial property a
thare il management and profits,
equal in many respects to that en-
oyed by the owners, is suggested
for the consideration Of industry
generally in a report on Sharing
Management with the Work ers," is
Hued here 10y the Russell Sage
Foundation. The report is based on
study of the partnership plan of
.he Duchess Bleachery Inc, at
NappinEers Falls, New York, which,
N the opinion of Mary Van Kleeck,
director of the department of in
R.strial Studies of the foundation, is
"one of the most significant of the
1eVcral hundred current experiments
an giving workmen Il share in the
manage nent of business"
The report answers in the affirma-
i've the questions: Is it financially
cafe for company to permit it's
Sage-esrning employees to vote on
questions Of shop management? Do
2he wor llers desire to have this share
" responsibility? Lacking technical
training and experience in admins
ration, is their Judgment valuable
'"y? viii they have consideration
!"r thu interests of stockholders?
Me further point is made in this case,
when given power to determine polt-
e!es, the employees did not use it TO
advance their own wages and de-
crease working hours regardless of
ihe fiu@ncial state of the business
The Significance of this expert
nent, in so far as industry generally
- concerned" declared Miss Van
%Ieeck in making the report public,
lies in the fact that the partnership
rlan was introduced under such un-
favorable conditions in the Dutchess
SleaChCry that its success in this
plant indicates the possibility of
occurring equally, if not more, favor
able results in almost any industrial
property through equally sincere and
fiCienL efforts"
Three Years of CO-OperntiOn.
Three years of cooperation at the
9utcheSs Bleachery, according to
Sen NJ SeIekman, who made the in
5estigl tion for the foundation, has
Transformed community of dilapi-
lated md unsanitary houses into a
,oNVN OF clean, comfortable and hap
ay b$rss. and has at the same time
feSoIutioniZed the attitude of en-
SiONeS coward production TO SuCn an
sXtent hat the company earned COM
earatively high dividends during two
Years when other plants in the same
tndustrF were idle because of the
business depression. The report
closes With the statement: Because
VI the sincerity Of those who devised
he plan in seeking a more Demo
cratic as well as more personal
basis for human relations in indus
Try than has hitherto prevailed. and
secausa of their courage in putting
into operation, the Dutchess
BIeachery has achieved a place of
'eaderrhip. We hope that this
record of co-operat alton and partner
chip between management and op-
lrativcs in the bleachery may lead
equally far-reaching experiments
n otI er Industrial establishments"
The publication of this report re-
yeals nat the Russell Sage Founda-
Zion las had under way since 1919
Evening star., 1924-12-19
FLASHLIGHT SIGNALS
AID WAR ON LIQUOR
Dry Squad Stations Park Autos
Half Mile Apart on Balti-
more Boulevard.
Special Dispatch to The Star.

BALTIMORE, December 19.-The
greatest battle between the wet"
and dry" forces of the country is
now on I'm Baltimore, according to
agents of the Washington flying
squad, who are concentrating all
their efforts to shut off the Christ
mas supply of liquor at it's source.
Two fast automobiles, loaded with
agents, are stationed about half a
mile apart on the road where flash
light signals from the rear car can
be seen by the car ahead
When IL car believed to contain
liquor passes, the first car signals
to the other, which starts down the
road, zigzagging to prevent the
suspect from passing gradually
slowing down to a stop ahead Of
the suspected car. when the sus-
pect stops the agents surround his
machine, search it, and, if contra
band Is found, arrest is made
In railroad yards, waiting behind
freight cars, hidden beneath
merchandise, crouched under water
tanks. the dry agents carry on
Evening star., 1924-12-19

series of investig cations covering,
in addition to the partnership plan
of the Dutchess Bleachery, the
Rockefeller plan of employees rep
resentation as practiced in the steel
mills and coal mines of the Colorado
Fuel and Iron Co., the works
council plan of the United States
Government arsenal at Rock Island.
Ill, and the employment policies of
William Fflene's Sons Co. in their
store in Boston. The report of the
foundations investigation into the
workings of the Rockefeller plan of
employees representation, the next
in the series, will be issued probably
within a month
Evening star., 1924-12-19
HOLLY GLUTS MARKET.
Speclal Dlspatch 70 The star.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
BALTIMORE, December $50,
much holly is being sent here
aboard the bay steamers that COM
mission men are becoming worried.
They say there will be a glut on
the market and fear prices will he
far lower than for years Besides
the molly are also crates of mistle-
toe from down Virginia way.
Maryland will have more Christ
mas trees than last year, according
to State Forester BesIey. Besley said
fVe carloads of trees from Maine,
Vermont and New Hampshire had
arrived and more were on the way
Last year there was a Federal en-
barge upon trees from the northern
States because of insect diseases.
Evening star., 1924-12-19

office. They have thus earned, in the
eyes of the people, halo which they
alone can destroy by assuming power.
They are entitled to their chance,
for Germany will never regain her
health until energetic, unstained men
transform her national self respect
from narrow minded selfishness into
far-seeing solidarity and lead the
German people who are courageous,
Intelligent and hard working, along
the patn of true democracy.
Copyright, 1924
Evening star., 1924-12-19
Handsomely Boxed

Of perfect quality
sheer chifYon-in black
and the popular colors.
Fine Glove SILK, in hand
some lacy patterns. The
kind you can give safely.
Evening star., 1924-12-19

another phase of the war. The
rum runners who patroniZe railroad
cars are. as a rule, brewers OF beer
having a margin Of alcohol above
the one-haIf of one per cent al
lowed by the Volstead act.
Evening star., 1924-12-19

Canada's new airdrome at Sault Ste.
Marie will cost s15O,000 and will have
a platform 200 feet long and $50 wide
extending into the St. Marys River
Evening star., 1924-12-19
BY MACMILLAN HARDEN.
BY Radio TO The star.

BY Radio to The star.
BERLIN, December 19.-Germany
was fed up on lies during the four
years Of the war, and she got so ac-
customed to the diet that her stom
ach, apparently, can stand nothing
else.
The enemy is Weakening Their
food is gone. Their munitions are ex-
hausted, And our submarines are tri-
umphing. Victory is assured"
This sort of talk was fed to the
Germans until Marshal Foch's re-
serves, which, according to the Ger
man communicates, had been worn
to nothing" suddenly broke out in
the woods near Compiegne, and Gen.
Budendorff, the hero, telephoned to
Berlin, with trembling voice, three
times day, urging that an armistice
be demanded Immediately.
Calls Election supcrfuous.
And now, because of Germany's edu-
Gated taste for lies, she has been sub
jected to a superfluous election.
When, last May, the Nationalists
won 206 of the 493 seats in the
Reichstag, the people were told that
it meant nothing, and by lying and
propaganda the NationalistS We're
cheated out of their right to partici-
pate in the government.
And now German people have had
another election to correct the re-
suit of the May elections" and the
Nationalists have come back with 2l2
seats.
The writer is not a monarchist, but
"a believer in democracy, he must
say that it is poor sportsmanship for
Il supposedly democratic nation to at
tempt to suppress the successful
party however dista asteful it may be
by such lying practices.
NationaIists Have Rights.
The Nationalists triumphed in May
and again this month, despite all the
organized powers of officials, and they
are entitled to their share in the re-
sponsibilities of the new government.
II is true that they have not a ma
jority, but this is impossible to obtain
in an industrial country where the
workers have been accustomed for
generations to vote the labor ticket
as the lesser of two evils. But should
the Soviet leader Zinoview. with
grim humor, summon the German
Communists to continue the next lap
of the fight against the League OF
Nations, disarmament, reparations
and commercial treaties, then a solid
phalanX of 255 deputies could be
brought together in an opposition
majority.
The Social Democratic party, which
today represents the lower middle
classes, is again the strongest single
party, but 1t is SO Reichstag seats
weaker than it was from 1920 TO 1924,
and it would have been still further
weakened had any other party hon
Evening star., 1924-12-19
RUSSIAN PRINCE SAILS
FOR VISIT IN AMERICA
Duke OF Luechtenberg, Relative Of
Late Gear, Leaves Genoa
Bound for New York.
BY the Associated Press.


GENOA. Italy, December 19.-Prnce
Serg Georgievitch, Duke of Luechten-
berg, sailed on board the steamer
Duilio Sunday for New York. Prince
Serge, who was born in the Peterhof
Palace in Russia in 1890, is a nephew
of Queen Helena of Italy.
The Duke of Luechtenberg on his
mothers side is related to the house
of Montenegro and on his fathers
side to the house of Romanovsky of
Russia.
The princes mother, who is
daughter of the late King Nicholas
of Montenegro and Il sister of the
Queen Of Italy, was first married to
George, Prince Romanovsky. She di-
vorced RomanOvsky and now is the
wife Of Grand Duke Nicholas Nicho-
laieyitch of Russia, second cousin of
the late Emperor Nicholas. Prince
Serge is unmarried.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-07

played an outstanding game in CON
test that was somewhat devoid Of con-
sIstent brilliancy on the part OF he
r.ayers on either side. He scored a
total of six goals. all Of which were
the result of hard work. Lieutenant
Mcclure scored two goals and Wal
ter Negiey one. One of the ten goals
was kicked through by a Detroit
pony. Carl Crawford did some good
defensive playing.
Ralph Perkins and Lieutenant Cul-
Inns were the stars for the FreebonI-
ers. Perkins drove the ball between
the posts for the only two earned
goa made by the Freebooters. Lieu
tenant Cullins played hard game
but was unable to show any scores
for his work.
Friday afternoon. the other SEMI
final game of the handicap event OF
the tournament will be played between
the Second Division and san An
tonic fours. This game will be played
at . o'clock on the Breckenridge Park
field. The winner of thiS game play,
Detroit Sunday in the final game OF
the tournament for the Southwest cir
cult cup. --
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EX-CHAMPS In FINAL
Miss Collett and Mrs. Hurd Play far
Relleair Golf II0nOrs.

Belleair Heights. Fla. March -
Two former national women golf
champions teed off here today in the
finals of the annual Belear women
championship tournament. Miss
Glenna Collect OF Providence and Mrs
Dorothy Campbell HIurd Of philadel
phia advanced 10 today'S final,
through victories yesterday over Mr.
q. III. StetsGn of Huntingdon Valley
and Miss Priscilla Maxwell Of Hart
ford. Mrs. IIurd won from Mrs. Stet-
son. 4 and >. bus Miss Collect AMI
Miss Maxwell. ont in ~. were all
square at the utrn. Miss Collett drove
over 800 yards on the last hole. MIS-
Maxwell lost a chance To- hHNC i
when She drove her second shot into
sand trap.
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DETROIT TEAM WINS
WAY TO FINALS FOR
CIRCUI TPOLO CUP
Ouercomes Four-goal
Handicap and Beats
Artillery Freebooters.

The Detroit polo team won itself
place as one Of the finalists for the
Southwest circuit. cup by defeat
ing the Fourth Field Artillery Free
hooters, 10 to 6, Thursday afternoon
on Hartford Field. The game lacked
some of the zest of Wednesdays bat
tie between the Second Division and
Fifteenth Field Artillery tours. The
finals will be played Sunday.
The handicap of four did not bother
Detroit, which scored steadily in the
first half to overcome it and, al
though checked in two of the last
four periods, increased the lead by a
safe margin.
Earl Crawford, No. 1 for Detroit.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-07

French three-ycar-old champion. N
America in September and October
arrived in New York today, l.. NJ.
Douglas. partner Of Pierre Wertl-
elmer, owner of the famous thorough
bred. said.
according t. agreements made win
the WeslcheSier Racing Association.
the Queens County Jockey Club of
New York City and The Kentucky
Jockey club of Louisville, the .Nmc'-
lean clubs agree 10 offer wrish-i"r-
age races lor Epinard; tn" firSg race
Ia be threr-quarers of mile nj Bel
mont Park: the second to he mil'
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feats, remains in first position.

feats, remains in first position.
Chicago started its scoring almost
as soon as the whistle blew. The half
ended IS to , and up. until two min
utes before the whistle. Purdue had
been unable TO score a single point.
Purdues guarding was ragged and
Chicago was able repeatedly to break
through TO follow up long shots that
were missed. ChicagO's defense was
stiff and Purdue was forced TO Try
repeatedly for long shots because the
Boilcrmakers were unable to get near
their objective.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-07
CHICAGO In LEAD
MarOons Defeat Purdue and Come
Step Nearer Big Ten Title.

Chicago. March 1.--Cuicago got a
fiymer grip on the Big Ten basket
ball championship last night by de-
feating Purdue. - 10 u. in a game
in which the Boilermakcrs were com
pietely uutclaSSed.
A. the result of The contest. Chi
cago. with eight victories and three de-
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ut Aqueduct both to take place mi
September. and the third at Latonia
race track. Kentucky. in October. the
dates and conditions 10 be agreed upon
later.
The agreement Stipuates that Epin-
ard must arrive in the United States
in time 10 be properly trained Tor the
three races.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-07

No charge for expert
; fitting. We do more than
make slight alterations.
We re-tailor every gar
ment to fit you perfectly.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-07
ALL SET FOR EPiNARD
Contracts Arrive for L. =. Appearance
IF Champion French Race Horse.

New York, March ..-S.gncd con.
tracts for the racing of EpiEaYd, 49,
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FIRPO, SPALLA READY
Fighters Rest in Preparation for Is
round Go.

Buenos Aires. March ..--Ermin;o
Snalla. Italian heavyweight champion.
and Luis, Angel Firno. South Ameri-
can ;it!cholder. rested today in prena-
ration for their 11-romd bout to-
night AT thu River Platte football
field. Declarations oil confidence in
tie outcome were voiced ny thr two
men after their workouts yceier-
day.
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Jack l.apham refereed and Lieur.
John A. Smith Jr.. was timer and
scorer
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Al cleaning 20 per cent cheaper al
trohock'S Chemical Cleaner and Dyer.
PhoncI Travis 6J6J. tAdv.l
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-14
NATIONAL HOME

Officer of the day, Capt. Godfrey
Little.
Charles Devine has been granted a
furlough to visit relatives in Rock
land.
William Erbb of Portland. was a
business visitor in camp Wednesday,
in the interest of Paramount pic
lures.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilfred r. Tolman OF
Madison, Tenn, were visiting friends
at the Branch Wednesday.
Joseph A. Seger has returned from
Bangor where he went to visit rela-
tives and friends.
The returns from passes Wednes-
day were George p. Frissell from
Bangor and Eugene Hodgkins from
Portland.
The baseball game for next Sun
day will be with the fast Bingham
nine which is member of the league
in northern Maine. Rockland will
play here the following Sunday.
Edgar A. Warren Of Oakland, late
Co. e. /, Colo. Inf, and George w.
Morton, of Augusta, late U. 5. Navy,
have reported for admission.
Capt. Joseph f. Hayes has gone to
Boston for brief visit with relatives
| and friends.
Regular meeting of Lieut.. William
Tiffany Camp, No. 4. U. s. w. ", will
| be held in G. A. r. hall at p. NJ,
| Thursday. Business Of importance
and muster-in will be in order and a
| full attendance is desired.