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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-27
BANco MAsoNIco DE PUERTO
RICO
San Juan, P. &.
PAeo DE DIvIDENDo

Acordado ell pago del Quinto Divi-
dendo active a los accionistas COM
puesto de un diez por ctento 109o)
sobre ell capital realizado, SO av1sa
los interesados que ell pago quedara
alberto en- las ofcinas del Banco Te-
tuan No. Ell lunes 10. de septiem-
bre 1924, donde pueden pasar perso-
nalmente recoger Ell cheque CORES
pondiente cada uno.
Los accionistas de la 1sla pueden
soleitarlo por medic de carta y les se-
"a reniitido despues del 10. de sep
tiembre.
San Juan, P. R., sgosto To-, de 1924.
JOSE G. TORRES.
Gerente.
Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-08-27
ULTIMA nORA
EN- ToA ALTA, coRozAL Y NARAN
JITO Sc INsCRIBIRA Ell PARTIDo
DEMCCRATA

Anoche ultima hora nos informt
por telefono nuestro distinguido ami.
go ell Representante velilla, que va Sc
han radfeado las correspondientes pc
ticion3s de inscription del nuevo par
lido que. bajo ell nombre de Partide
Democratic, presonta y sendosa candi
daturas locales en- los pueblos de Tos
Alta, Corozal Naranjito.
Como decimos anteriornente, los di
sidentes han adcptado el nombrc dc
Partido Democratic para Ia faccion 10
cal; adcptandcse ademass Ia divisa Que
ostenta el Partido Democratic. de los
Estados Un;doS.
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REPARAc1oNEs

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Maestro Departamento de Reparacio-
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b1ico para cualquier trabajo que ne
cesitsn
Precios m6dicos garantia abso-
luta . Is
SANCHEZ MORALES b CO., Inc.
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Advt
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-12-18
GIRL IS, FLEEs
WITH ST IN
CASH
Juliette Reid Tells Mother She
Is Going to Movies"
Fails to Return

PHILADELPHIA, Dec. 1S.-The
lurc Of Hollywood and the, movies
of New York and the stage IL be.
lieved to have led pretty sixteen
year-old Juliette "A. Reid to run
nut street. Her only assets were
$il and a diamond ring valued at
81 900, which she took with her.
Her disappearance was reported at
the missing persons bureau. city
hall, by her mother, Mrs. Edith A..
Reid.
The girl left home last Thursday
saying she was going to e. movie
show, and did not return. Fearing
for her safety. Mrs. Reid notified
the police, and the daughters pho
tograph will be sent throughout
the country.
II cannot understand why she
ever LEFT" said Mrs. Reid last
night. I'VE were the best OF
friends and had no quarrel nor
even an occasion for one for u
long time. OF course, / chided her
for the use of too much rouge and
the lipstick, but that never both
cred her.
when she left she told me she
would return later In the day, /
playfully called after her 10 A'bc
sure and do it. little thinking she
had anything like this on her mird.
But she has gone aid / am glad
she took the ring. If she needs
money / hope she pawns it,"
When she left she was attired in
a muskrat coat with raccoon cuffs
and collar, wore tan felt hat,
dark brown dress, patent leather
pumps, black stockings and car.
ried a gray leather purse.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-12-18
SILENCE RE|GNS
IN BRANDING
MYSTERY
Girl Says Man Scratched *
K K" on Her Forehead.
Left Death Note

HARRISBURG, Dec. 18.-Dorothy
Ensinger, fifteen-year-old daughter
Of an iron merchant, is the heroine
of X. X. K mystery, so intensely
deep that the State troopers and
local police assigned to its solution
are maintaining such a strict policy
Of silence that no clue to their
thoughts in the case can be obtained.
Dorothy is in strict seclusion at
| her home, 700 North Eighteenth
street. Her physician and her
parents have forbidden her to talk
any more about the case and the
parents are likewise silent.
Three scratches, resembling the
initials of the hooded and bed
sheeted order, are on her forehead.
Who placed them there and why,
are other angles of the mystery
over which an all-enveloping silence
broods and may yet hatch out a
solution.
1--WE Mean to KILL" Says Note
When the police were summoned
to the Ensinger home by her father,
who had been aroused from sleep
by means coming from his daugh-
ter's room, Dorothy is said to have
told them that bold, bad man
entered her room through the
balcony door, and sitting her cries
In the bedclothing, scratched the
mystic initials on her forehead with
a sharp instrument, either a pin or
needle, and then fled through the
same door, leaving a note which
read:
Beware! We mean to kill.
Warning"
Mr.. Ensinger found Dorothy in a
half-conscious condition with blood
streaming from the gashes on her
forehead.
Soon after, the girl recovered
enough to sob out q story Of man
entering her room and cutting her
face. Doctors and State policemen
summoned from the barracks, not
FAR away, found her in a highly
nervous state, but could learn very
little. The girl, who recently quit
school, was alone in her room,
while mmebers Of the family were
chatting downstairs. Some said
they had heard the footsteps up.
stairs, not long before the girl was
found marked, but did not attach
Importance to 1t.
| Suspicious State policemen had
Dorothy write and compared the
letters with the warning and some
of her own compositions in an ef-
fort to find out what really hap
pened, but refused to discuss 9ny
phase Of the case, until investiga-
lions were complete.
No one knows any reason why
the family should be picked out for
X. X. X. vengeance, and the fact
that two letters are the wrong way.
| including that on the forehead
above the two others, is one OF the
mysteries Of the case.
Jealousy or pepper?
State policemen have established
that no one entered the house
through the lower floors to go to
the girls room on the rear Of an
upper floor, and there is no evil
dence OF any one having entered
through the balcony, which has
been little used, and in the opinion
/ of officers who examined it would
have shown footprints or some
marks Of person scaling the side
Of the house and forcing the door
or window.
Theories of jealousy were dis
cussed, but did not. get anywhere.
Reports of a pepper" seen in the
neighborhood were also taken up by
| police.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-12-18
SPEED HEARING
on POSTAL
MEASURE
Administration Senator'S Ex-
pect to Start During the
Christmas Recess

with a direct vote on President
CooIidge's veto Of the postal salary
bill postponed until early in the
new year, Administration leaders
today planned to hurry public
hearings upon the Sterling bill
calling for $6s,OOO,OOO increase in
postal rates to finance the new
wage scale.
An agreement existed in the Sen.
ate to consider the pay bin ION
January and to vote upon the
Presidents veto the following aft.
ernoon.
This was arranged by the Ad-
ministration forces to gain time In
which to bring out the new rate
measure in an effort to link the
two bills before the veto vote IL
taken.
Passage Of the omnibus bill
would automatically eliminate the
veto vote, and would remove Presi-
dent Coolidge's objections to the
postal wage increases.
The President has Informed his
spokesman on the Hill that his OPP
position was based not on the
amount Of increases. but on the
failure of the old measure to pro-
vide the money.
II the Sterling bill is enacted, #
is reliably reported, the President
will sign the bill.
Democratic supporters Of the pay
bill, however, served notice they
would oppose this maneuver on the
ground that It would build up OPP
position by alternating every person
taxed in the new rate schedule.
The increased rates, incidentally,
would fall heaviest on newspapers.
magazines and other periodicals
using second-class mail.
The Democratic group, 1t was
said, would raise a point OF order
against the Administration ON
nibus bill based on the cOnstitu.
tional provision that revenue bills
must be inaugurated In the House.
Administration leaders hope to de.
feat this move and finally enact the
Sterling bill as a substitute for the
vetoed salary bill.
An effort win be made, leaders
said, to start hearings on the new
rates during the Christmas recess.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-12-18
81 900 FINE FOR ASSAULT
ON MAIL CARRIER ASKED

Drastic penalties for assaulting
letter carriers and for breaking
into mail boxes are provided in a
bill introduced in the House yester-
day by Congressman George S. era.
ham Of Pennsylvania.
The bill provides a fine Of 81 900
or Imprisonment Of not more than
three years for conviction for
either 90 these offenses.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-12-18
Fish browns TWO

NICE. Dec. 1s.-Three English
tourists fishing near the coast
were dragged under the water with
their boat by a fish they hooked
and two were drowned.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-12-18
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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09
CARIRE

Situajo Ell el corazon de Ia ciudao
Ferfectamente acondieionado con toaos
los adelantos modernos: Ascensor, re
lefonos. Timbres, MagniTicas habitacio
es con bafo privado y efsctos santa
rios. Especial comfort para familiAs j
7ia]antes. Precios moderados.
Tci6fonos 484 y 1909. 2. o. Boz s2e
Gale de San Francisco, No. "a,
San Juan 2. r.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09
Notas de Naguabo
(EL1GIo GARCIA .ART1GUEz)

La Banda, hay discipline inteligen
icia en- la banda de la sociedad de con-
oiertos que en- ell pueblo de Naguabo
'dirige Ell talentoso artista don Ehgio
Garcia Artiguez. NEnsicos ab1egados, 6.
tocan .pora suprerna gloria de su arte
como los obreros red:oevales traba3a-
han por la gloria de su Dios en- Jas a3u.
jas de las torres gdticas. Heroes ig-
norados ore escorden gu personal dad
en- bien de Ia hemogeneidad del con-
iUnto an6nimo cue los escucha duranse
las noches de plenilunio cuando ellos
Cos artistas) ponen una como esencia
grata sohre la rosa triste de nue-tros
sentimientos. iQa6 sabcmos de ellos?
NADIA o cast NADIA. Son sacerdotes. v
sus nombres no nos importan. Estan
juntos. cautivos del vertigo que nos
ron, constituyen un testimon'o de hu-
manidad superior, pues llevan dentro,
como todos los artistas, el amor, Ell
terror, el. odio Ell extasis. Ia Garcia, Ell
enlo9uecimiento. Ia derrota. y tambien
llevan en- Ell fondo de sus dolientes Co
razorss ell suave aroma del Triunfo;
mas pueden y deben expresarlos como
una oraci6n. como IN examen pub'ico
de la concienc a humana, " nosotros lc
hemos encargado de ello En- ese grupo
de j6venes artistas hay, pues. como un
compendio del mundo sensible del
miIndo. moral. (como. Sdjjo Ell superbo
Maunclairi en- sus cnsayos sobre Ia
Religion de Ia mdsica'O.
Con Ia autorizace<y,. direction de-
g Maestro, Ia banda de Naguabo podra
ser en- no lejano dia una de las agrupa-
clones sinf6nicas mas importantes del
distrito oriente
! Fuera del ensayo y del concerto, Sc
acaban la gravedad Y la discipline en-
los artistas que componen ell ndcieo
orquestal. Los epigramas vuelan. los
chascarrillos prenden sonrisas en- los
llabios, la algeria Sc desparrama por las
differences familias dc la banda. tai 81
Ifueran las claras aguas de una fuente
encantada. lue9o en- los salones de la
acadenlia.-isalon extenso y delicio-
SOL en- agape fratcrnal, todos abrimos
lnuestros corazones la cordialidad
la la expansion del espiritu en- una lirn-
pida tarde inolvidable, para olr1glr-
nos luego prendidos del brazo de nues
tro MAESTRO a su dulce hogar donde
en- intima charla ponemos una migaja
de algeria en- e. fondo de nuestros atri-
hulados corazones. Il
Hoy, despGasgde mi entrevista con
Ell principe de Ia Gsitarra, he aprove-
chado la oportunidad para expresarle
mi asombro pors medic Gle esta instan-
t&nea musical que he escrito a vuela- ,
pluna durante una noche plateada de
luna.
Joaquin R. PARRILLA
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09
UN aGRUFo DE EsTUDIANTEs VI
sITo AVER NUEsTRA REDAccIoN
PARA oBsERvAR LA INsTAIA-
CON Y FUNCIoNAMIENTo DE
+; NUEsTRo DIARIo

En- la manana de aver tuvimos ell
gusto de recibir en- nuestra Redacci6n
la agradable vista de un grupo de es-
tudisntes pertenecientes al Tercer Afio
de Escuela Superior, quienes estaban
interesados en- observar la installation
y funcionamiento de los diferentes de-
partamentos de nuestro diario.
Acompanados de una inteligente y
simpatica profesora del referido plan
tel de ensefianza, formaban ell grupo
los siguientes j6venes: Enrique Cuchi
Coll, Rafael Gonzalez Levy, Rafael Pc
reg, Miguel cintr6n Lastra, Luis F.
Landr6n Y Francisco Rexach.
Con sumo gusto nos hubimos de
prcstar, embellishments, satisfaGer
los deseos de tan amables visitantes
y le fueron mostrados todos los ta-
Heres y departamentos explicandoles la
forma en- que Sc procede confeccio-
mar nuestro peri6dico, desde que es es-
critic en- la Redacci6n hasta que sale
de- las maquinas listo para la venta.
obedece esta vista al inter6s que
tienen los .estudiantes del Tercer Afio
de Escuela Superior en- conocer algo
del periodismo moderno, t6pico este
que Sc esta ensehando on nuestras es-
cuelas ts s... a
Nos ha producido verdadera compla
cencia saber que en- nuestras escuelas
los profesores Sc interesan por que los
estpdiantes adouieran. conocimientos
de esta profession y sc despierte en-
ellos el interss de la Iectura diaria, va
que clio ha de contribuir poderosamen-
to en- el adelanto progreso de La
prensa y bien sabido es, que la prem
sa de un pueblo es Ell nejor exponente
de su preparation, su civilizaci6n y su
ciitura.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09
EsTABLECIosE NUEvo RECORD
DE vELocIDAD EN- EsPANA
I'm studebaker Biglsix, modelo STAN
dard de fabrica, impone este record
entire Barcelona y Madrid.

A una velocidad arriba de 100 kilo-
metros por hora, el sefor Rafael Bian-l
chi hizo su entrada en- los alrededoresl
de Madrid el dia de noviembre, condu
ciendo un coche de Serie Studebaker
Big Six.
Despues de pocos segundos, su llega--
da la Plaza Espafia, Madrid, era
scontrolada por un representative del
Real Automovil Club de Espafia-es
decir;10 horas, So minutes y So segun-
dos despues de salir de Barcelona, una
distancia de GIL kilometres.
Con este notable promedio de ve'oci-
dad, sobre un trayecto escabroso y muy
accidentado, ell record anterior de 13
horas fue batido. Ell nuevo record esta-
blecido por Ell sefior Bianchi y ell Stude-
baker Big Six es cuatro horas infe-
rior al tempo empleado por los trenes
expresses entire Barcelona la Capital.
Todo ell recorrido ell tempo fue
verifcado por ell Real Autom6vil Club
este record ostenta el sello official do
esta organization. @
Ninttn comentario podlI a descri-
bir los golpes, sacudimientos y el -es-
fuerzo doblegado a que Sc scmeti6 al
Big-Six para ohtener este record. Pero
sin una sola detencion, ell fiel Stude-
baker denogtr6 que tenia Ia resisten-
cia y velocidad para responder todas
las exigencias del conductor.
Las excepcionales condolences de
suspenc'6n v seguridad del coche, dice
lei sefior Bianchi, me permitieron llegar
a Madrid sin resentirme gran cosa de
la excursion, como 10 prueba Ell que
despues de comer, con el mismo auto
nice unas visitas y con el volyi por
Ecarretera, sin tener que lamentar 81
mas lcve incidente.'
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09
NOtas de Ia Uniyersidad

Con gran solemnidad. llev6se a efec-
to en- el salon de .actos de La Universi-
dad de Puerto Rico la noche del mi6r-
coles. la anunciada velada neurological
en- homemade la memoria del ilustre
ex-Presidente de los Estados Unidos,
DR.. Woodrow Wilson, recientemente
fallecido.
III salon de actos. estaba completa-
mente IIeno, de distinguidos intelec-
tuales de San Juan y de Rio Piedras,
ansiosos de rendir un ultimo tribute
al excelente amigo de Puerto Rico.
lsDi6 comienzo la velada con ell dis
curse de aperture del Sr. Armando A.
Miranda, presidente del Wilson Com
mite. Ell tema del Sr. Miranda. era:
Woodrow Wilson, y los pueblos la
tinos'', en- su desarrollo estuvo el
orador completamente feliz. La cul-
tura del sr. Miranda, y muy especial
mente sus conocimientos de Historic,
scciologia y filosoffa, colocaron al Sr.
Miranda, en- inmejorables condolences
para pronunciar su discurso.
QLuego ell Sr. Mario Pagan Irrizarry,
ley6 un imagistral soneto del delicado
poeta Sr. Cesareo Rosa Nieves, y Ell
cual merece ser publicado para como
cimiento de los innumerables admira-
dcres que este joven v va conocido
peeta, tiene en- la isla y fuera de ella.
No vacilamos en- felicitar al poeta Ro-
So Nieves.
dEl DR.. Juan B. Soto, que figuraba
en- Ell programa, no asisti6 la vela-
da, asf como tampoco el Lcdo. Cruz
Monclova. Creemos que no est& bien
de estos caballeros que luego de COM
prometerse. falten al cumplimiento de
La promesa, y mas 81 Ell plblico como
CO el programa asiste en- disposition
de- oirles. FL Sr. Miranda, supo excu-
sarles ante la concurrencia. pero aiin
asi nuchos eran los que hacian diver
SOS concentrates con respecto la ac-
titud de los oradores ausentes.
Para clausurar, el ilustre Juez J.
P. Hamilton, quien durante cuatro
aios fu6 condiscipulo del presidente
Wilson, en- la Universidad de Prin-
ceton. pronunci6 un discurso acerca de
Wilson, estudiante.
Muchos fueron los pasajes hermosos
del connotado intellectual. Ell cual fue
n,uys splaudido. Merece menci6n. el he
cho de que Ell Sr. Hamilton. presenta-
"a ante la concurrencia un retrato de
Wilson, hecho mientras ambos e~tudia-
ban en- Princeton. y el cual retrato lla-
mo mucho la atenc:tn de los concurrcn-
tes. n
No podemos sino felicitar los ac-
tivos organisadores de la velada ne
croltgica. asf como a los sefores Ar
mando A.. Miranda. MIR. Peter J.
Hamilton, por sus elocuentes discursos.
crist6bal PAGAN GARCIA
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09
poE ALTERAR LA PAz PUBL1cA

En- la Central Coloso de, Aguada sos
tuvieron una fuerte rifia, Jose Anglia
da. Marcelino Pellot y Manuel Con
zslez, teniendo que ser los tres re-
cluidos en- 81 hospital debido a las he
ridas que recibieron en- la contienda
FL Juez senal6 q cada uno $500 de
iianza. ~
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

Solamente hay un brujo en- maqui-
mas de escribir en- Puerto Rico, rom
pc maquinas hay muchos, estos son
los que han regado la bola de mi
muerte. Tele. s55 San Jobe 81.
Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

Avisamos al p6blico Que va he.
mos rehaiado la tarifa de los pre-
clos de fotograbados. Perfection
Y rapidex. Puerto Rico nustra.
do, San Jose No. 2.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

Joaquin R. PARRILLA
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-02-09

C,ENTRA Al.

EdiIicio construido expresamente pars
Hotel, Modernamente eqpipado. con
.Ascensor, Habitaciones con babo. re
l6fono, Timbres, Barbsvia cuautr
reu,rere eI Mcderno Comfort.
Plan Ellropea American Plsn
Desds $1.00 2.50, Desds S2.5 a 3.6t
Restaurant q Ia carta. Cubisrto $1.0c
SAN JOSE No. IL.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-05-01
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect 1t
Applicants for Insurance Should
Use Swamp-RoOt

Judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence of DR.. Kilmer,s Swamp.Root is
soon realized. It stands the highest for
its remarkable record of success.
An examining physician for one of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies. in
an interview of the subject, made the as
tonlshing statement that one reason why
50 many applicants for insurance are re-
Jected is because kidney trouble is so
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose applications
are declined do not even suspect that
they have the disease. DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root is on sale at all drug stores
IN bottles Of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation, send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing, be sure
and mention this Advertisement
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-05-01

Indignation sometimes does good
used sparingly; but not so much as
calm calculation.
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Wasted Words

Johnson missed his train the other
evening, so he went to have his hair
cut When he entered the harher's he
was in a quarrelsome frame of mind.
"Cut it without conversation" he
growled, as he took his place in the
chair Don't want any restorer, in
vigorator eradicator, lotion, potion or
anything else. I've read all about the
Near East troubles, and don't interest
myself in boxing, racing or football.
AS regards the weather."
Here customer nudged Johnson's
elbow.
You'll have to write It down on his
slate, mister" he said, "if you want
to tell him anything He's deaf and
dumb. Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-05-01
To Express Relief

After a short meeting of singing
was INDUCED in by some Of the mem
bers of a social gathering, and half
way down the program the name Of
Bert Brown figured
When the time came for him to an
pear a messenger arrived to say that
he was suffering from a bad cold. and
therefore the chairman had to excuse
him to the audience.
Ladies and gentlemen" said the
chairman, II have to announce that
Mr.. Brown win not be able to sing as
announced, and therefore, Mr.. Green
viii give us "a Song Of Thanksgiving I"
Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph