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The Washington times., 1924-07-03

Many man who doesn't care a
rap about farming is seen paying
d lot OF attention to calves and
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

No woman will ever be able to
say she was the first to throw
the Prince OF Wales down.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

We remember IN Ali BAHIA that
the Forty Thieves also got mixed
up in q hot oil mess.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03
THINKS TT A FISH
STORY

News Item: ssAfinister doubta
that q bone killed 5000 Philis-
tines.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

One fellow was going to take tho
fob, but his wife was afraid or
traInps.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

He told her that she could buy
Q bulldog and keep the gate closed.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

a bride Is more popular than
dehutante, for the reason that
she's no longer IN the Marathon.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

He said IL she'd go with him
he'd promise not to run around at
night.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

Another bird wanted to know "
q was all r1gnI to turn the light
out while he was undressing.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

The Government furnishes you
q beautiful home with the ocean
for a front and back yard.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

One fellow said he'd be willing
TO take the job except that his
wife couldn't go to sleep at night
with the light on.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03
NIPS FROM
"A FL.APPER
BY FEOssie FIapper.

Nowadays it's more than likely
to be the honeymoon.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

But she hadn't been married to
him ten years for nothing. She
knew that he'd find some place
70 50 at night even In the middle
q the ocean.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

The Government told him no,
that he couldn't even pull the
shades down.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

And when a woman hasn't any
neighbors, there is no use talking.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

Battleships can cause q lot OF
damage even IL they do come
equipped with front and rear
Bumpers.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

Lighthouse keeping IL not very
satisfactory for newly married
couples. They're out In the mid
die of the ocean all by themselves
with no relatives TO tell them how
20 run each other.
Copyright 1s2G. King Failures syndi-
! d 60. cate, Inc. - I.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

Lighthouse keeping Is hard
work. II you make q mistake and
let the light so out, you're liable
90 wake up the next morning and
1ind q battleship In bed with you.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03
"T|Z' FOR TIRED,
PUFFED-UP FEET

The minute you put your feet in
10 'SSTiz' bath you feel pain being
drawn out and comfort just soak
ing In. How good your tired. swol.
len, burning feet feel. ''Tix" in
stantly draws out the poisonous ex-
udations that puff up your feet and
cause sore, inflamed. sweaty feet.
"Tiz," and only 'Tiz," takes the
pain and soreness out OF oorrls, cal.
louses and bunions. Get a box OF
"Ttz'' at any drug or department
store for q few cents. Your feet.
are never going to bother you any
more. A whole years foot comfort
guaranteed. u
TIZ
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

He said he wouldn't take q Job
whore he couldn't have a littls
privacy.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

One married guy took the jol
Tor three years and his salar,
was over $4,000. When he go
back home he didn't have q cent
His wife accused him Of spendin,
It all on the, mermaids.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

Another fellow who applied for
the position wanted to know IL
he could take his automobile with
him.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

This Is all RIGHT for the man.
but his wife wouldn't have any
neighbors to talk about.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

The man In charge said "Sure,
ana you'd better get a khaki suit
Ia case you want to go hiking in
the woods on Sunday"
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
Evergreens for the Doorstep.

Have you ever thought seriously
about the use of small evergreen
paintings around your doorstep? II
not. perhaps you will find in these
sturdy year-round little trees the
answer to a problem that has often
puzzled you.
Every house entrance should haye
some sort of planting-it aecentuates
the note of welcome-by eliminating
the bare and sometimes uninviting
appearance of the mere architecture.
If the shrubs or small trees for this
urpose are well chosen they Will
actually add to the architectural
worth Of the house.
Evergreens such as the yews.
jumpers and arborvitaes are especial.
ly fitting for houses of brick, stone
or stucco There is sort Of friendly
formality about them that harmonizes
particularly we'll with these types Of
building material. In some cases
they look well with shingled or clap
board houses. especially those in
colonial or cottage style.
There are several advantages pos
sessed by this class OF planting ma
terial which are unique. For one.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

evergreens look well the year through
there is no period of leaflessness In
their lives True. they do not boast
of flowers Except In the case of tho
broad leafed type like the laurels and
rhododendrons) but the green OF
their needles is gratefully fresh even
In the dead of winter.
Again a wide variety of form, size
and even shade of color is available
Some are tall and spire-lilse, as the
cedars; others. loosely branching; and
still others squat and compact. Most
kinds adapt themselves to pruning
80 readily that they can be cut TO
any desired height and considerable
variety of form.
In the third place. the right ever
green's in the right place should live
for years. They need no sun--often
an important consideration. And II
they are secured from a good nursery
where attention has been given 10
their root development, there should
be no question about their taking
hold in their new location. They can
be transplanted in late summer or fall.
Copyright. 192s)
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
Tea Gowns Stress an
Elaborate Note.

Negligees. like dresses, are taking
on an elaborate note. Many of the
newest lounging robes might easily
be taken for elaborate evening man
ties. They are cut in almost the
same form. The tissues employed are
almost exactly the same and they
are often heavily trimmed with fur.
In fact there is no item of luxury
that has been overlooked.
One of the most important and
artistic creators Of indoor garments
In Paris is NJ. Becker. whose con-
ceptlons in indoor garments claim
attention from all leading distribu-
tors In Paris. An interesting feature
about the Becker tea gowns is that
they are nearly all made from espe-
cially prepared materials: that is, pre-
pared from a point of a decoration
in the form of embroidery or print
ing. Thus there is an exclusiveness
about them not to be counterfeited.
These are not all-over prints. which
can be bought by the yard, but are
prints applied in just the form TO
cover the definite needs in the gar.
ments for which they are intended.
Thus this designer shows lovely XII
mono.like forms in printed velvets
on which are shown most exquisite
designs in roses. making a riot of
color over the shoulders and the top
Of the sleeves and then fading off
into the plain color of the ground
work. which forms the lower half
OF the luxurious up.to-date lounging
robe. There are wonderful prints
on crepe de chine and on satin, and
velvet seems to claim special atten.
tion this year.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
State Committee Chairman Tells Work
of North Platte Club

Mrs. NJ. f. Scott. North Platte,
was recently appointed chairman of
the committee on international rela-
tions OF the Nebraska Federation of
Women's Clubs. She hopes to work
out a plan by which Nebraska club
women may better aequaint them
selves with world conditions and the
means which tend toward world
peace.
An interesting account of the activ-
tiles of the North Platte Woman's
club, of which she is president. is
given by Mrs. Scott in response to
a question from The Omaha Bee.
The club has 400 members, including
the new business and professional
women's department with a member
ship of 100, added this winter. Its
record shows that the opportunity for
substantial achievement Is not con-
fined to the women's clubs OF the
larger cities.
Three concert numbers bringing
some excellent musical talent to
North Platte are being sponsored by
the club. These concerts are by the
Criterion male quartet. December q;
Gay MacClaren. February 25. and
Florence McBeth, April IL. The first
number of the series brought a.
crowded house. All money cleared
will go to the North Platte public
library.
a bed of 500 tulips. planted last fall
in Memorial park by the park com.
mittee of the club. will blazen forth
to North Platte dwellers next spring
in brilliant hues the enterprise and
public spirit of its organized women.
The Americanization committee, un-
der the splendid leadership of Mrs.
Roy Cotterel, is establishing friendly
relations with foreign born women
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

sponsible position as an executive IN
a large corporation. She finds that
while she has not the judgment or
business experience of her men as
sociates, she is able to bring TO her
business relations, tact, intuition and
a pleasing personality. And she has
established for herself a very respon
sible position. There are many situa
tions in the business world which re-
quire just the delicate handling that
only "A woman of ready wit and under
standing can give.
A young woman entering business
must decide If she is going to become
efficient at the expense of losing her
effeminate qualities and becoming
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

masculine, or will she be efficient and
retain her femininity. Undoubtedly
the latter Is the harder to achieve.
Charm is always an affair de luxe.
1t requires time. thought and energy
to be becomingly dressed. Ii re.
qulres leisure to be gracious and
tactful. They are bringing to their
work a new perspective. new
mentality as we'll as a new vision,
all of which the business man
not only recognizes but welcomes
because he appreciates its worth.
An office can be made just ss
effective background as the home
for womans personality. The
genuine business woman who has
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
For Mrs. O. w. Hughes.

Miss Alice Mary Turney will enter
tain at bridge for Mrs. o. w. Hughes
dolly Burnett on Saturday after
noon. Miss Turney served as maid
of honor at Mrs. Hughes wedding
Wednesday.
For the present, Lieutenant and
Mrs. Hughes will remain at the nome
Of their mother, Mrs. Arthur II. Bur
nett. Lieutenant Hughes expects TO
receive orders shortly which Will
take him either to China, the Philip
pines or Panama. and Mrs. Burnett
will accompany the couple TO what
ever station they are ordered.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

Press Club Luncheon.

Honor guests at the Omaha Nom=
ans Press club luncheon, Wednesday,
January 16. Brandeis restaurant, will
be Miss Belle Dewey. member Of the
club recently returned from Europe.
Vicomtesse de Tocqueville, guest Of
DIR. and Mrs. Felix Despecher, and
Miss Sara Stark, guest of DIR. and
Mrs. George Neuthaus. Miss Stark Is
a writer and a former professor or
Greek at the University of Denver.
Following the war she went abroad
from where she wrote a series of arti-
cles on laws affecting women and
children. in Denmark, Sweden, Nor
way and Esthonia. These appeared in
The Survey. Miss Stark Is now III
social service work in San Francisco.
Nine. de Tocqueville and Miss Stark
will give Is minute talks.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
in Business.

Every business woman is today
confronted with the problem. Shall
I do what was considered genera
ton ago as man work in mans
way or woman's way"
An editor asked the writer some
days ago If she were trying to carve
out a career for herself. IF you
are" he advised" do it in a feminine
way. Don't try to be man. You
will fall in the attempt. Be your
genuine self and you will succeed
A young woman Of the writer's
acquaintance has recently taken a re
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

The effect is startlingl You actually
see plan, flat, oily or colorless hair
become soft. fluffy, lustrous and abun.
dant in q moment
Try IL When combing and dressing
your hair. just moisten your hair
brush with a little "Danderine' and
brush IL through your hair. You can
do your hair up Immediately and 1t
viii appear twice as thick and heavy
"a mass OF glsamy hair. sparkling
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
81 Use Moist Hair Brush
Try 1t! Instantly Gleamy Mass OF Beautiful Hair

with life and possessing that incom-
parable softness, freshness and luxnr
iance-yet not greasy, oily or sticky.
While beautifylng the hair 'Dander.
Inc" Is also toning and stimulating
each single hair to grow thick. long
and strong. Hair stops failing out
and dandruff disappears. Get 30
cent bottle OF delightful, refreshing
"Danderine" at any drug or toilet
counter and Just see how healthy and
youthful your hair becomes
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

and encouraging them to become
members OF the club. A number
have done so. including several Japa-
nese women. These have become SO
enthusiastic over the club idea that
they are now organizing a Japanese
Woman's club" among their own
people.
Four meetings a year are given
over to the Americanization commit.
tee, which plans patriotic programs
and urges the foreign.born to attend,
even going after them in cars.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
For the Lloyd Trues.

Mr.. and Mrs. r. A. Van Orsdel en-
tertained at a buffet dinner last eve
ming at their home. honoring Mr.. and
Mrs. Lloyd o. True, who are moving
to Lincoln soon.
Mrs. Richard Skankey has issued
invitations for a luncheon she viii
give on Wednesday at her home in
commitment To Mrs. True.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
Keen Them i'm Place.

With the loose dress Innings OF to-
day 1t Is next to impossible to keep
them from slipping and showing be.
yond the dress. a clasp placed on
the shoulder strap with the other half
OF the snap sewn on the underneath
part Of the shoulder seam Of tho
dress will keep the lining in place
at all times.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
Sunday Breakfast Party.

Mr.. and Mrs. A. A. Siegfrled will
give A breakfast party this morning
for their guests from Spokane, Mr..
and MIS-. =. T. Price. Mr.. and Mrs.
Price are spending the week end here
en- route to Chicago.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
Porch Furniture and Winter

Now that you are through with
your porch furniture, and before put
ting it away for the winter. scrub
II with salt and water; do not use
SOAP. This Will make It look like new.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
Ring-I1rOWnell.

Mrs. Thomas Ring announces the
engagement of her daughter. Lily
Rose, to Roy \. Brownell. Brookings,
S. D. The wedding date IS set Cor
January 2s. Mr.. Brownen is for
mer Omahan and a son Of MIR. and
Mrs. c. +. Parsons OF this city.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
Morsmans in New Home.

Mr.. and Mrs. Edgar NJ. Morsman.
their daughter Mary and son Truman,
are In their new home at Thirty
eighth and Jones streets. They Will
give a housewarming in the near
future
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
Honor Miss Sadie Stark.

Mrs. Mary 3. Wade. who has been
critically i'll at Clarkson hospital, has
recovered and is again at the Colonial.
Her brother, w. r. Bennett OF Chi
cago, who visited her during her i'll
ness, has returned to his home.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
Wednesday Luncheon.

Miss carol Howard and her sister
Mrs. Watson Smith Of New York, Will
be hostesses at luncheon on Wednes.
day Of next week.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
VIII Tougher IL.

Never salt meat before broiling or
frying, for IL will harden the fibres
and cause It to be tough. Season
when 1t is on the platter ready for
the tnhle
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

learned 10 do her work well and stin
remain her charming self is an asset
to any business and no one knows It
better than the business man.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
IDdefeated.

Willis-Your wife necer seems Ia
know when she is beaten In an ar
ment.
Nillis-Thats your mistake. she
never is.-New York Sun.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
To Wash Oyeralls.

The only successful way Of wash
ing over alls and still keeping ones
good disposition Is to lay them on the
soap them and scrub with
a scrub brush.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

Mr. and Mrs. Loftin e. White and
Loftin. jr., left Saturday for st. Louis
where they will make their future
home.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

r. S. Pribyl leaves January Is for
Los Angeles where Mrs. Pribyl will
loin him in February to make their
future home.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

w. G. Templeton of San Francisco
arrived Saturday morning to visit his
mother, Mrs. w. G. Templeton.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Huff, 1r.. will at
tend the auto show in Chicago the
week of January 81.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
Coming.s and Co.
ings of People
You Know

Mrs. II. s. Clarke. jr.. is improving
from Illness at her home.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Judson and
Miss Dorothy Judson will leave Janu-
ary 20 for trip to New York and
Atlantic City.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

Mrs. Adolph Storz and Miss Ophelia
Hayden leave Tuesday for Miami, Fla.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

Miss Anna Farney OF Omaha is
spending the winter in Denver.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

DR.. and Mrs George Neuhaus will
entertain at supper this evening for
Miss Sadie Stark of Denver, who will
be their guest for a week.
Miss Virginia Pearce daughter OF
MIR. and Mrs. +. Il. Pearce, Is recov-
cring from an operation for appen-
dicitis Tuesday at Clarkson. hospital.
Miss Katherine Abbott of Fremont
will spend Sunday next in Omaha en-
route to New York, where she is en-
tering courses in Columbia university.
Mrs. j. II. Van Deusen of Hartford,
formerly of Omaha. who visited her
son, Dana Van Deusen. recently.
leaves in February to cruise the Med
iterranean on the Rotterdam.
Mr. and Mrs. b. i. Louis of Hous-
ton. Tex, announce the birth of
son, Benjamin Franklin, jr, on We'd
nesday. Mrs Louis was formerly
Miss Lillian Grotte OF this city.
Mrs. John c. Goodwin of Newcastle
Georgia kennard) is visiting her par
ents, MIR. and Mrs. Lee Kennard, be-
cause Of her fathers illness. No af-
fairs are being given in her honor.
Mrs Harry Seldomridge formerly of
Omaha, now of Colorado Springs, was
appointed a. delegate to the National
Illteracy Convention which meets in
Washington, u. &. January 1l-14.
Word has been received that LOUIS
=. Hill, formerly of Omaha, died in
Denver Monday morning at st. Lutts
hospital. While here Mr.. Hill WAS
connected with the Cudahy packing
interests.
Mrs. d. c. Bradford leaves Monday
tor New York. where she will spend
several weeks. The Misses Martha
ri and Bertha Mae Bradford have re
sumed their studies at Duchesne col
lego.
DR.. james NJ Prime appeared on
The program at the threeday clinic
held in Denver last week under
auspices of the Denver Dental asso-
clation. Delegates attended from Ne
braska. Montana, Kansas, Wyoming
and Colorado.
iss IJelen Burton. formerly OF
Omaha, is a. guest in the city. She
was graduated from South High
school and was instructor in the des
partment of physical education at the
University Of Omaha in 1929. She Is
now a student at the Illinois Women
college at Jacksonville. ILL.,, where she
IL member Of Alpha Phi Delta.
The women Of the First Central
congregational church are sponsor.
ing an organ recital given by Dr.
George Whitfield Andrews of Oberlin
Conservatory Friday evening, Febru-
ary
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13
Window Shonping.

Imported bowls Of glass nave Nlde
stripes of color. The glass is blown
in such a way that there are wide
ribs that encrcle the bowl between
the colored stripes.
A very tiny little table that will
fit In almost anywhere is painted
soft green with an old fashioned
nosegay in the center. The table is
round and low.
Who wouldn't enjoy ones bread
and milk more II the milk was
poured from pitcher in the shape
of a duck. There is narrow tray
and cup and saucer of the same gay
china.
A handkerchief linen chemise OF
yellow has brown threads drawn
through to form a pattern, and small
half garlands OF brown and blue
flowers embroidered upon il.
Place card holders made of delicate
shells are new and charming They
can be had in either single or double
blossoms and are quite inexpensive.
Table runners and bureau scaffs Oh
Russian embroidery are oddly differ
ent. The colors are most prin' i've,
and the embroidery Is done In wools.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

Bee Want Ads Produce Results.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

DR.. and Mrs. George Neuhaus will
entertain at supper this evening for
Miss Sadie stark of Denver, who will
be their guest for week.
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

The women of the First Central
Congregational church are sponsor
ing an organ recital given by Dr.
George Whitfield Andrews of Oberlin
Conservatory Friday evening, Febru-
ary
The Omaha morning bee., 1924-01-13

Miss Virginia Pearce. daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. +. Il. Pearce, is recov-
ering from an operation for appen-
dicitis Tuesday at Clarkson hospital.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-05-08
PROSPERITA NEJMENSfHO
DfLU SVETA AUSTRALIA.

Americky obchodni komisaf
pro Australia j. w. Sanger ma
vcerejsi konferenci S tovarni-
ky vylicoval narodohospodaf-
ske pomery v Australia "a pfi-
mo idealni.. Australia Sc svymi
100000 obyvately dovazi Vi
ce vyrobkG americkych tova-
rem nezli ku pfikladu Gina, jez
ma 4O0,OOO.OOO hlav. Ia dobu
sedmi let professional a prostu-
doval pomery v II castech a
nenalezl pry ami jednoho me-
zamestnance. Sanger Sc z Au-
stralie vratil pred sesti tydny
ably s1castnil Sc soucasne kon.
vence Obchodni Komory Spo'
jenych Stata, jez Sc prave y
nasem meste, kona.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-05-08
BlESkEM zABlTY
.nRht G0LFU.
STEJNOU SMRTf Sc
Sell FARMAR BAKER
PRI ORANf.

Ma municipalnim golfovem
hristi Highland parku usmr-
cen byl bleskem ma mlste 36le-
ty F. l.. Laughrin, 1855 Oliven-
wood ave., Lakewood, ktery
pred nejakym dnem Sc presi-
dill ma letni byt v kampu u
1873. zastavky Shore line. V le-
zeni byla $ MIN jeho manzel-
ka a 5lety synek. Laughrin 81
vysel vGera poprve ma hriste,
kdyz pojednou pfikvacila bou-
Re. Bezel do klubovniho domu
prvni, MAZE v patach ostatni
brace, kdyz byl bleskem "a.
sahnut primo v hlavu. Mel {
sebou serii zeleznych holi pou
zivanych k palkovani golfo
vych kuli a prav6 teto okolno
sti Sc pripisuje jeho smrt. Hr,
Sc sucastnivsi dr.. j. E.. Linden
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-05-08
ZPROSTEN TEzKE OBzA-
LO3Y.

Okresni soudce Pearson wy
Skrtl vcera zalobu podanou
proti Edwardovi Fergusovi.
1929 Andrews ave-, Lakewood,
jenz byl vinen re smrti syna
mestskeho radniho Fl. l..
Bronstrupa. Stalo sc tax ma IA
dost asistenta okresniho zalob-
ce Kammera, kdyz hlavni sved
kyne 81. Marie Wardova memo
hla Ferguse zjistiti jako muze,
ktery Bronstrupa dne 9. prosin
ce V hostinci Prodway Inn sra
zil S verandy a tax zavinitl
mel jeho smrt.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-05-08
ZfTRA POSLEDNf DEN PHE.
/ ,NOLOVE PRfCHUTI NAsf
VODY.

Jak znamo, dial mestsky ma
nager Hopkins Otisovym oce-
larnam lhGtu 60 dni, do ktere
mali uciniti opatreni, ably ma
Sc vody nebyly otravovany Ia
vodnimi splasky obsahujicimi
lucebninu phenol. Ultra ma ne.
svaru tomu byti ucinen konec
Jak prohlasuji zavodni uredni
ci, bude move narizeni ma cd
straneni znecist'ovani uvede
no v cinnost v urcene dobe.
Hopkins nehodla take prJ
ni,lterak Sc spolecnosti Spaso
vati nepovoli ami iediny dal
81 den. Ano. hrozi j zavfenin
cnleho zavodu. ale iinak v6ri
re Otis slovu dostoji.