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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-12-18
RIGHT HERE
IN INDIANA

By GAYLORD NELSON

PENDANTS In Federal
I'LL Court Wednesday complained
OF treatment In the Marion
County Jail. Where they We're con
fined awaiting trial. Overcrowding,
mistreatment, and poor food. We're
charged.
Judge Anderson's inquiry de-
veloped the fact that the building In
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-12-18
Wife's Answer

Several men proposed to me be-
fore 1 married you (savagelyl.
why didn't you marry the first
fool who came along?"
IT did. ''-Hamilton Gaboon.
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In NezO York
BY JAMES " DEAN

| NEW YORK, Dec. 1S.-UncIe Sam
| unwitJingly furnishes hts gobs at
sea with high balls Among the
| sailors the drink Is known as Pink
Lady"
Alcohol Is used as a supercharge
in torpedoes. This alcohol burns in
/ side the torpedo as II plows through
/ the water and by means of increased
/ air pressure causes the torpedo to
travel farther
Wood alcohol was tried, but was
Impractical The navy then col
ored pure alcohol with a pink sub
stance To make 1t unfit for drinking.
The inEenius COB solved that prob
| lem. He makes his own still, redis-
ulls the liquid and gets alcohol that
safely serves his purpose.
This story was told to me By two
sailors IN port hera
Shoe shines cost only 3 cents in
Nassau St now. One shining par
Tor displayed a big sign announcing
the cut in price in order 20 get trade
from the lunch-hour crowd. Others
were forced to meet the price and
the good old days Of Shine or Pol
ish. 5 Cents" may return to all of
New York.
Caruso's last public appearance
was in La Juive," Many regarded
his makeup the best he had ever
achieved He had visited many
strange parts Of the city to study
Hebrew characteristics. Now the
role Of Eleazar has passed on to
MartIneIli, who In turn has spent
many days IN research. He sat one
entire afternoon on the grounds OF
/ the Jewish Home for the Aged in the
Bronx studying the inmates.
Business is driving the churches
as well as the private mansions from
Fifth Ave. The Church Of the Heav-
emily Rest at Forty Fifth St. has been
sold to make room for g twenty-five
story office building. The buyers
paid 81 100000 and the church in
turn paid 100000 for a plot at
Ninetteth St. and Fifth Ave. on
which q new edifce will be built.
The old church contains some Of the
finest wood carvings in America.
On Thirty-Third st. a barber shop
displays a sign. "NTanIcures free.
This attracts much trade. but pa
irons say that their bills total as
much as they did when they paid for
ma njC,trpG
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Or Otto Gessler. German minister
of defense: This ridiculous rafting
Of sabers which We don't possess
must cease. We must counne our
selves to business and politics and
other urgent economic legislation. q"
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What is the Reserve Officers
Training Corps?
An organization maintained for
the purpose ~ keeping up the
strength Of the Officers Reserve
Corps. 1t Is organized into units at
civU educational institutions. It is
divided into a senior division, formed
mainly ut the universities. and q
junior division, formed mainly at the
secondary schools. Students Of the
Reserve Officers Training Corps
must graduate from the Reserve Of
0cers' Camp. maintained each sum
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

nler for a period Of elk weeks, in
order to be commissioned in the Re-
serve Officers Corps.
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all persons suffering from rheuma-
tlsrn a diet consisting largely Of
fruits and vegetables.
Did President Coolidge vote IN
the recent electton7
Yes. he voted by mail in his home
state OF Massachusetts.
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What We're the six nationso"
A conrederacy Of the five tribes
~ froquois Mohawk. 0net-
ia. OuoudaGa Cayuga and Seneca
to which was afterwards added
the Observation-Disclosures central
and western New York in colonial
days.
what caused the mammoth TO
disappear?
This has never been satisfactorily
explained. To Judge by the extra
ordinary abundance Of the remains.
this elephant must have been ex-
cesslvcly abundant throughout most
Of it's range. At It's period, the Prise
cnt treeless areas Of northern Asia
vera covered with forests Of pine.
upon whose leaves and underbrush
the elephants were accustomed to
feed. The disappearance Of these
forests would account for the ex-
tinction Of this and associated ex-
ttnct animals in that region. but the
question as to the rest of the habi-
tat remains unanswered. It is very
probable that In Europe the waning
species was terminated by man.
Should persons suffering from
rheumatism avoid acid fruits?
No. According TO noted physi-
CLANS. all acid fruits Except plums
and cranberriesl are the best non
acid producing foods in the world.
Tn the process OF digestion. the acids
Of these fruits. with the two excep-
lions mentioned. are converted into
alkaline salts; these salts tend to
neutralize the acldity Of the blood.
Or Harvey Wiley, the famous food
specialist. says he recommends to
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Senator Ashurst, Arizona: "Tho
moving picture artists should hitch
their wagon 10 a star; the producers
and distributors should hitch their
stars to a water wagon.
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torian. and ThoIma Armfeld,
prophet,
Second Row--Gertrude Bluemel,
Mildred Vessel, Louise Engelking.
Augusta Dudley. personals, and
Harold Darnell. joke editor.
Third Row--John -Billingsley.
athletic editor: Henry Brand. will
maker; Robert Stoffler. assistant
athletic editor; William Sponsel.
editor. ana George Lupear, assist
ant Joke editor.
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Clarence barrow, lawyer, Chicago:
Ignorance is the basis and under
lying cause of crime. Our schools
should teach first lessons against
crime, but they do nothing"
Victor Murdoch. Kansas editor:
"Tf 100000 gallons of ale ana beer
left Canada for the United States
last year, as Canada officially re-
ports, and no ale and beer was re
ceived in the United tSates, as the
United tSates officially reports. the
only explanation is that evapora-
ton works faster than it used to-"
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business being a o
technical the - YOU aHo a ".o'" VI " p'
1voshtr-oo T3,rao,, ~ro
fnstru whatev wit
s
pe YOU 70 o7"9"i'i Ne'"ee
ginning
would you? child has passed through the
Tel the of o
is
to explained Fill the
Baby Editor, Washington Bureau Indianapolis Times
Washington d c.:
bulletin OF the Baby, inclose
herewith cents in loose postage stamps for same
still copies available
Of Embroidery
a O bulletin place
pose for the TWO bulletins.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-12-18

On Thirty Third st. barber shop
displays a sign. "Manlcures free
This attracts much trade. but pa
irons say that their bills total as
much as they did when they paid for
maniCurcS.
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E-z ASHINGTON, Dec. 18.-Folks
IW are saving money again.
Poor folks, that is. The Post
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by HLItbLF-A % TN
IN " my desk les a letter from
IL a Russian girl whom I met
some Years ago In Siberia I
Evening star., 1924-08-10
B0BBED-HAIR ENTRIES
ASSURE BIG CONTEST
Kallipolis Grotto Already Lists
S5 Girls for Excursion
Next Tuesday.

Washington. Maryland and Virginia
have entered SIS of their prettiest girls
in the bobbed-hair beauty contest of
kallipolis Grotto for its excursion to
Marshall Hall Tuesday, Chairman Ste
phen III. Takes stated last night.
The S5 are but the vanguard of the
entire list of entrants, according to Mr.
Takes. He has received numerous tele-
phone calls for information on the con-
test, and has informed inquirers that
registration is open until the steamer
Charles Manchester makes its final trip
to the river resort on the day of the eX-
curSion.
Prizes offered by Washington mer-
chants for the winners are: First, n gold
wrist watch, from the Kay Jewelry Co. :;
second, a silk kimono, from Lansburgh
& Bros. third, a string of Du Barry
pearls, from Sydney NJ. Selinger.
Judges will rate the beauties on points
Of physique, general neatness, grace and
most important of all, attractivenesS of
bobbed hair.
of an athletic program, arranged by
Capt. Charles Shackelford, in which
the picnickers of both sexes and all ages
may participate; a drill by the Grotto
team, dancing, with Meyer Davis music,
and band concert on the homegoing
boats.
Monarch Samuel Shreve, who has con-
Quoted a canvass of the Prophets, stated
last night that more than 5000 mem
bers and their families will attend the
outing.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
THE WEATHER

District of Columbia and Maryland
Fair and cooler today; tomorrow
fair, with moderate temperature; !;
moderate northerly winds.
Virginia-Partly cloudy and cooler.
probably local thundershowers in
south portion today; tomorrow fair,
with moderate temperature; moderate
northerly winds.
West Virginia-Generally fair and
cooler today; tomorrow fair, with
moderate temperature.
Temperature.
Temperature-Midn IS: am,
a; am, 70; 6 am. IL; am, 76;
10 am, So; IL noon, 81; 2 pm, s5; 4
p;m-' 95: pm. "a; pm, 81; 10 p.m.'
Relative humidity-S am, 73 per
cent; 2 pm, 80 per cent; pm, ~ per
cent.
Rainfall g pm. to 8 p.m.), o.o4.
Hours of sunshine, 1872.
Temperature same date last year
Highest, 79. Lowest, 6S.
Tide Tables.
FURNISHED by United States Coast and
Geodetic Survey.)
Today-Low tide, 10:18 am. and
1926 pm; high tide, 3:19 am. and
3:47 pm.
Tomorrow-Low tide, 11:21 am. and
1870 pm; high tide, 4:26 am. and
Ass pm.
The Sun and Moon.
Today-sun rose SIG am; sun
sets 7:10 pm.
Tomorrow-Sun rises, SIT am;
sun sets 7:0S pm.
Moon rises 3:31 pm; sets 1880
am.
Automobile lamps to be lighted
one-half hour after sunset.
In. Nn
Evening star., 1924-08-10
GUARDSMEN COMPLETE
SUMMER CAMP DUTY
Company A Now to Attend Annual
Fair at Charles
Town. w. Va

Company A, First Separate Battalion
D. c. y. c., has just completed its tour
of duty at it's annual Summer camp at
Saunders Range, Nd. The First
Separate Company of the Maryland
National Guard was in camp at the
same time.
Company is now preparing for d
trip to the fair to be held in Charles
Town, W. Va, The organization will
leave Washington on the night of
August 10, and will be in Charles Town
for two days, August 20 and 2l
Preparations are also under way for
the mobilization on Defense day, when
it is expected that a full battalion will
be paraded. All ex-memberS of the
old First Separate Battalion as we'll as
veterans of the 372nd Infantry and of
the 92nd Division, and others between
the ages of Is and 45 years, are re-
Quested to meet at the armory, 472 L
street, tomorrow night at o'clock, to
volunteer for the one-day service on
September u.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
Deaths Reported.

The following deaths have been reported to
the Health Department in the last "a hours:
Henry f. Sterry, 20, United States Soldiers
Marion Y. Helton. 73. 1921 18th st.
Gaylord Bell, sc, United States Soldiers
Home Hospital.
Henry o. S. Heistand. es. st. Elizabeth's
Hospital.
James Adams, 7S, Gallinger Hospital.
Augustus W. Francis, &C. sos East Capitol
st.
Martha McCarty, 45, Columbia Hospital.
Dorothy Barrett, s, Children's Home Hos
pital.
Maurice Complies, months 1715 18th st.
Anna l.. Serrin days, 1322A L st. Sc.
James Robinson, 90. Freedmen's Hospital.
Elsie Holley, 36, Georgetown University Hos
pital.
Basil Hawkins, Is, Freedmen's Hospital.
Maud A. Ross, 27, o36 I1th ST. Sc.
Charles Hinton, 81. Gal1inger Hospital.
Edward Jackson. so, Freedmens Hospital.
Infant Of James A. and Elsie Holley, "
hogz.- GeolIetoYn Hniysrsitx -Haspital
Evening star., 1924-08-10
Births Reported.

The following births have been reported 10
he Health Department in the last "A hours:
John and Ada Mock boy.
Henry A. and Lillian Dennison. girl.
Raymond W. and Marie II. Caldwell, boy.
Charles l.. and Eugene Glaze. boy.
Jean L. and Anna Armour. girl
Walter and Della Pagan, boy.
Walter +. and Laura L. Dyer. girl.
Joseph f. and Elsie VI. Link. girl.
Claude c. and Alice c. Caylor, girl
Albert I. and Pauline Thompson, boy.
Louis A. and Loretta Price. girl.
John L, and Annette Fitzgerald, boy.
Arthur +. and Mary RICHTER. girl.
Richard A. and Hilda v Purcell, boy.
Julian and Louise Rocha. boy.
James B. and Adelaide W. Smith. girl.
Percy F. and Edna G. RidgeH. girl
George II. and Hattie NJ. Fisher, girl.
John 7 and Julia ]. Long, girl.
George F. and Theresa $. Long, boy.
Thomas A. and Mildred Rhodes, girl.
Leland s. and Adelaide VI. Brown, girl.
William S. and Ruth Parham. boy.
Albert l. and Ella Snyder. boy.
Robert b. and Beatrice Machen, girl.
Edwin and Myrtle NJ. Shepherd, girl.
Willard +. and Helen s whitley, boy:
Clarence v and Reha r. Smith, boy twins.
James l.. and Katie Smith, boy.
Rolin II. and Mildred NJ. Transue. boy.
Leon and Marie NJ. Sondhe inner, boy.
Robert +. and May A. Allwine. boy.
Stuart II. and Mary c. Gilmore, boy.
Curtis W and Helen X. Handley, girl.
Alfred T. and Mary X Bronaugh, boy
Walter Z. and Lola Megaw. boy.
Herman L. and Frances Schmulovitz, girl.
Orion L. and Gertrude Curtis. boy.
Oldon and Eta Johnson, girl
Lewis and Crete Grove, girl.
Arthur and Lucille Robertson, boy.
John and Eleanor McFadden. girl.
II. and Elizabeth Gibson. boy.
Fred and Mary NJ. Stokes. boy.
i Scott and MAID Knight boy.
Robert b. and Estelle C. Long. girl.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
CHARLES L. K00NS, WAR
VETERAN, DIES IN WEST
Native Washingtonian Had Been
in Colorado Seeking Health.
Burial Tomorrow.
Word has been received of the d

Word has been received of the death
on August s, at Denver, Colo, of
Charles l. Koons, who resided in this
city up to the time he was compelled
to go West after a breakdown due to
his war service.
Mr.. Rooms was born here SO years
ago, and was educated in the Wash
ington public schools. At the out
break of the war he entered the En-
gineer Corps of the Army, as did his
three brothers, and he advanced
through the various grades until
commissioned a first lieutenant OF
engineers.
Mr.. Koons was prominent in Ma
sonic circles, and was a member OF
the Shrine. He is survived by
widow, Mrs. Maud Aiken Koons, and
two children; his father and mother,
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles II. Koons; three
brothers, Walter c., Joseph A. and
Elmer c. Rooms, and his sister. Mrs.
Sadie E. Phillips. The funeral Will
be from his parents residence, 1917
Rosedale street northeast, tomorrow
morning at 11:30 o'clock, burial being
in Arlington Cemetery with full mill
tary honors.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
Drop in Freight Loading.

Revenue freight loading for the week
ended July 26 fell off by 4,425 cars un-
der loadings for the week previous, but
still aggregated 925,S59 cars, the Ameri-
can Railway Association announced yes
terday. The total for the week given
was lie, $50 cars, or Ill per cent un-
der the total for the same week last
year, but an increase of 77,001, or S.3
per cent, under the corresponding week
in 1922.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
W. R. E. Co. Sued for Damages.

The Washington Railway & Elec-
trio Co is named as defendant in a
suit to recover $4,000 damages filed
in the District Supreme Court by
Kate Haislip, who says she sustained
serious injury when thrown from a
car of the company October 1, 1922,
at Fourth and H streets northeast
She was a passenger, she states, and
when attempting to alight from the
car the vehicle was started sud-
denly, and she was thrown forcibly
to the ground. She is represented by
Attorney Fred B. Rhodes.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
Gar0s of Thanks.

We wish to extend our sincere
thanks and appreciation to friends and rela-
tives for their kindness, sympathy and beau
tiful floral tributes given at the death of
our beloved husband son and brother
CHARLES N. DAWSON.
THE FAMILY.
MILLS. l wish 10 express my heartfelt ap
probation for the letters of sympathy and
floral tributes from my friends and organi-
cations on the sudden passing away of my
beloved mother, Mrs ALBERT w. MILLS.
None knew her but 10 love her.
ANNA Z. HENDIFY.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued to the
following:
phreys.
Sylvester B. Smith and Naomi n. Dale.
Arthur Dixon and Annie Hacket.
Percy S. Ballow of Lynn Park, Va, and
Mary Q. Hurst of this city.
Charles Il. Fox of this city and Tennie J.
Creswell of Oklahoma City.
Frank Crump and Mamie Proctor.
James II. Carey and Ethel l.. Harried.
Frank Waters and Emma Miller.
Carl II. Brantley OF Mooresville, y. C., and
Margaret f.. Hamel of this city.
Anastasio lie Iacano and Carmela Zccardi.
Robert s. Hatcher and Virginia K. Snead.
Robert Foster and Lucy Lambert, both Of
Warrenton, Va.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
FIRE DESTROYS PLANT.
$4,000 Loss When Utah News
paper Shop Burns.

SALT LAKE CITY, August 9.-Fire
which originated from melting pots in
the plant of the Murray Eagle at
Murray, a suburb about miles south
of here, late today completely de-
stroyed the plant and spread to ad-
joining buildings, causing an esti-
mated loss of $4,000.
The flames, famed by stiff breeze,
got out of control of the local fire
department., and help was rushed
from here Three firemen were in
jured slightly by falling debris.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
Deaths.

WHITE. All members of Union Light Lodge,
No. 1865, G. U. o. Of Odd Fellows. are
Dumbarton ave. NV. Sunday, August 1O,s
1924, at 12:30 pm, for the purpose of ar
tending the funeral of Brother JAMES T..
WHITE. Funeral from Liberty Baptist
church, 23rd st. between II and Eye sts.
NV, at 1 o'clock pm. =
WILLIAM T. COLES, n. G.. p
J. FRANKLIN WILSON, p. s. -
ZIMMERMAN. Suddenly. at Peaks Island. +.
Me, LILLE LEE ZIMMERMAN daughter
OF the late Archibald and Eliza +. thinner
man. Funeral from the residence of Robert
ii. zimmerman, 1926 st. ne. Sunday, Au-
gust 10, 1924, at 2:30 pm. Intermeut Com
gressional Cemetery. Relatives and friends
invited 10
Evening star., 1924-08-10
Denies Reckless Driving Charge.

Mitchael Gus Dillon, charged with
having been the driver of an auto
mobile that yesterday knocked down
and injured James Cussick, years
old. near his home at 235 Twelfth
street northeast, pleaded not guilty
to a charge of reckless driving before
Judge Mcmahon in the Traffic Court.
Jury and was released on a S400 bond.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
Scouts to Have Field Day.

Troop rs, Boy Scouts of America,
will hold its annual field day at Mar
shall Hall Monday. August IS, it was
announced yesterday. a tug of war
and various athletic events will fea-
ture the occasion. Prizes will be
awarded. Deputy Commissioner Paul
C. Robin is in charge of arrange
mentS,
Evening star., 1924-08-10
Forfeits $50 Collateral.

Rose B. Ludwig, "a years old. said
to be the occupant of apartment No.
81 at 1921 Euclid street, arrested on
a charge of conducting a disorderly
house, forfeited $50 collateral yes
terday by failing to answer TO her
name in court.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
sc alf-Gallons Whisky Seized.

James Colston, colored, 27. 1925
Tenth street, was arrested yesterday
at First and D streets southeast by
Policemen Hayes and Thayer of the
fifth precinct, who seized Colston's
automobile and 66 half-gallon jars
of corn whisky. Charges of illegal
possession and transporting were
preferred against the prisoner.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
Rev. John Mockridge, D. D., of Phila-
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF.

"ExpressinEe will be discussed at
meeting of Anna Maud Hallam Practical
Psychology Club tomorrow, pm, at
the Playhouse.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
ORGANIZATION ACTIVITIES.
TODAY.

Red Triangle Outing Club will meet
at Rock Creek Bridge station, Calvert
street, Chevy Chase line, at o'clock,
for five-mile hike up Rock Creek.
Rev. John Mockridge, D. D., of Phila-
delphia, will preach at Trinity Dio-
cesan Church at II o'clock service
There will be no evening service.
from Wisconsin and Massachusetts,
avenues at 2:30 o'clock. Mr.. Handy
will lead.
Evening star., 1924-08-10
Jn m enroriam.

AhATo. Sacred to the sad memory Of 0ur
devoted husband and father. IGNATIUS
AMAIO. who departed this life August 10,
eight years ago today.
LOVING WIFE AND CHILDREN. &s
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-08-07
Pegler' s Pegs
By wEsTBROoK PEGLER

 THIS is the weknown rpbagger the fight business
 
  of a giving opinion  b. action fighters his weight other Bridgeport Estridge New York; Billy Btton Columbus Kan Jimmy satey Chicago; Atlanta; Anthony Downey Cncnnat Ted Moore, England twice Anthony that Delaney hard
 
  straight puncher and dangerous.
  of Billy Striblng Stopped Kid 12 with Jeff smith and also with Tiger Flowers the Atlanta cO who heavyweighs Estdge the sensational New York fighter the tough Panama Cans but refused  said middlewesternes know to him carefully. might ouwrangle Gb Not of a puncher
  middlewgh figure Saey tire when he 
  Te Moore clever and good punche Probably the best the class
  bit owl for the night fe Went last the he's going
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-08-07
COLE AND OTHER TROUBLES
By BARRIE PAYNE

Half-ShOt-Less than n full swing. Or less than a full quart.
 Halved--A hole is said to be "halved" when each side tells the same lie about its score.
 Rough-Tm a little hazy on this point. I asked Bobby Jones if he knew what trough" was. He scratched his head and said, "rm not sure. Seems to me I've heard the word somewhere. Maybe it's an ancient word of Scotch derivation"
 Slice-What your ball does when it doesn't hook.
 SQuare-When the game stands even. ly balanced, neither side being any holes ahead. Frinstance, in my last match with Bob Mcdonald the game stood all square up to and including the first tee. At this point I began to slump and Bob forged ahead.
 Stance-A position of, the feet which causes dubbed shots and which, when changed, makes you dubb them still worse.
 Stymie-The eternal theme of argu- ment wherever two or more golfers are gathered together. Excuse mel mean one or more. If there's only one he'll argue with himself about it. (For assistance and inspiration in compiling this glossary we acknowledge our indebtedness to Sherlock Homely, author of 'The International Game, ? and MT. Gordon of London-if the label was genuine).
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-08-07

Birdie-one under par for a hole. It usually becomes an eagle after the third or fourth telling.
 Bunker-I can't tell you what a bunker is. Fifty per cent of my read CTS is a lady.
 Bye-Any hole or holes that remain to be played after the, match is fin ished. For example, if were playing a match with Jock Hutchison the last eight holes would be bye holes unless a tree fell on Jock.
 Caddie-A person who carries or drags your clubs and shows you where your ball isn't.
 Club-An institution with few hun dred harmless inmates, organized for the purpose of mistreating a little white ball.
 Cup-A small hole across which the putt rolls en route to a trap on the other side of the green.
 Dead-A ball is said to be "dead'' when it lies so near the hole that the putt is a dead certainty. With most of us the putt is 'dead" only when it lies at the bottom of the cup with a plank over the hole to keep it from jumping out,
 Eagle-Howinell should I know?
 Fore-The cry raised by player be- hind just after his ball has knocked you for a row of tall red loops.
 Green-An adjective applicable to all golfers who have played the game less than ten years.