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Evening star., 1924-09-13
FOR SALE OK EXCHANGE

HOUSE OF ROOMS AND BATH. NEAR
Capitol and Library; will exchange for small
house In nearby Virginia; equity about 81 900;
give full particulars. Address Box 1l3-A. Star
office.
WILL EXCHANGE NY AUTOMOBILE. VAL
ued At $4OO, and some cash for small second
trust note. Address Box 82-A, Star ONCE.
FOX SALE - DETACHED, WIDE PORCH.
modern, 7-room, bath, attic and cellar house; ;
four bedrooms. open fireplace; large lot Or
exchange for larger house in District paying
difference. Address p. o. Box 365. II Wine
ave-. Hyattsville. Nd.
WILL TRADE FOR UNIMPROvED LOTS OR
land-I have a seven-room and bath. modern,
detached home in northeast. Price, 81 500
Call Mr.. SCHMIDT. Main 2611.
HOUSE LOCATED IN SECTION NEAR SOL
diers' Home; equity, $3.OOO. VIII exchange
for building lots. Applr franklin 1871. 14s
CHEVY CHASE CORNER REs.--s ROOMS.
anil, baths. garage; open Sat. and Sun.
pm. Would rent. Cleveland 2229-J. 14s
LARGE 5-ROOM BUNGALOW t2614O FT.).
bath. cleo, cellar. pipeless furnace; lot 1O0x
412 IT., on electric line near Falls Church,
Va: subject to $500 trust, Sc. 2 years to
run; rented $50 per month: valued at $500:
will sell or exchange for modern 8-room
brick northwest not over $1,000. Give full
particulars. No agents. Address Box 14S-A
Star office.
Evening star., 1924-09-13

..HALToN wooDs.'' NEAR ROCKVILLE.
Country place Of the late George G. Maynard;
elevation 800 It.; ad1oins the Phillips estate;
beautiful building site At south end Of wooded
ridge; ane sites: 70 acres cleared, 10 in woodss
Bungalows with plumbing and Areplaces:
double garage; yety reasooAble. Cleve. 1850. =
Evening star., 1924-09-13
FOR RENT-sTOREs.

SS5 S|d, I 81 SI,n M az; ). KEASE. dsS COLO.
81 NEAR 6th-BIG BAY Y-WINDOW. GOOD
Tor rad radio 'G or eisctrieai business; $50 monthly
includes heat: Apply 500 st: NV: IS.
JUST cOMPLETED. FoCR VERY DESIR-
able stores. 1884 to 1870 18th St NV. Res
RE- Ely lean fsssf
CHANGE. r46s La. ave. NV. Main 1850.
LARGE STORE WITH 2 ROOMS AND BATH;
rent rrat'Trs ressonabie. @ THE IssA7N REALTY AND
INVESTMENT ASSOCIATION. owner. Suite
3O0-11. TO 14th 1T. NV. NJ. 1877. ls'
1901 NEW YORK AVE. N.w.-FINE. LARGE.
to a good business. Apply OWNER. 1907 New
York ave. NV. IA
CORNER 18th 4 you sTs.-sUITABLE FOR
etc etc A. A. KING. Main 7ss. 1911 II st. Isl.
\ 6l0 ST: NV.
Store fors rent, suitable for any business;
centrally located 13s
NEW STORE
1927 YOU ST. NV.
APPLY 1881 YOU ST. FOR KEY. 1S'
s.w. CORNER 10Th AND k-W0NDERFUL
opportunity for the right party. Rent reason
PERCY Fl. RUSSELL CO..
026 18th ST. NV:
iiaa 14th Sr.-SrOHE AND TWO FLOORS
above: entire building. $3.50 per month:
.ntire building, $3.50 per mo. Or can be
rented separately.
1924 14th st-Large store, 5000 per month.
McKEEvER AND GOSS.
Main 475a. 1+15 X ST. NV.
Attractive corner stoIe, plenty window
space: suitable drug store. del. store or any
good business.
5427 GEORGIA AVE. NV.
Good. deep store; reasonable rent for i'm
mediate occupancy. - ,o
v r. RY0N co INC. 1923 ST. NJ. $3.50.
ti4I Is ST. SE-SMALL STORE AND L1V-
.ng quarters very low rental.
oo52 Nichols ave. s.e.-Store and r, on
first floor : rooms above; modern.
2O14 Nichols ave. Se.-Store with room
Ii rear; good light and water. Rent, $50
per mo-
1902 LIST ST. n.w.-Modern store in thickly
populated section: good for many lines; Will
lease.
14O6 14th st. NV. just north of II. !.
ive.-Splendid store. 4-room and bath apt.
above il desired; excellent for many lines
Will lease.
1921 I4th ST. NV. cor. Wallach-Large
store. in fine condition; h.-w.h.. elec; heat
Furnished. Lease and reasonable rent.
Money REALTY CO., INC.
726 14th st. NV. Main 3a39-3s.o
1856 P-STORE AND CELLAR. ......... 1900
1927 D-Store.. ...................... 1900
+. W. GRAHAM & CO..
1902 II NV.
800 11th SE.
Store. 1S by 25 feet; electric light: steam
Evening star., 1924-09-13

" fAR I4tn 81. OAR LIN T..
REAL WONDER HOMES
NOW BEING COMPLETED.
Ii you can appreciate an artis-
tic home, we'll designed, with
frst-class material and fixtures
throughout, do not fail to see
these houses at once. Have 5
large rooms e bedrooms), tiled
bath with built-in tub, a large
sleeping porch, front porch. attic
and large cellar. Every conven-
fence, including hot-water heat,
Large, we'll graded lots. Lo-
Gated near District, school and
stores and west of railroad.
PRICES, $1,000. AND SlO,50O.
Easy Terms.
Sunday take 14th st. car mark
ed Takoma Park and get off at
Aspen ST., walk one block west.
H. L. THORNTON,
Owner and Builder,
1904 4th St.
Opposite Takoma Theater.
Office phone, Adams 1854.
Home phone, Col. 1857.
Evening star., 1924-09-13

NEW HOMES ARE READY
FOR YOU NOW IN
LEE HEIGHTS.
Lee Heights is Washington's beautiful new
suburb in the Country Club section Of Arling-
ton County.
build but for those who desire their homes
already built there is wide choice-from at
tractive Broom bungalows to the more pre-
tentious 7-room and S-room houses.
5000 CASH.
Beautiful new, 7-room home. . baths. sun
room, breakfast room, bedrooms. open hall
way, fireplace, large rooms adapted for enter
tanning. garage. $14.
$500 CASH.
New 1-room Dutch colonial. 2 freplaces,
hardwood floors throughout, built-in garage.
A beauty Of house on large, terraced hillside
lot.
81 600 CASH.
Eight rooms. baths. hardwood floors. large
sleeping porch, large closets. $4,000.
$500 CASH.
New Spanish BUNGALOW. 8 rooms. sun room.
hot-water heat, high elevation. beautiful view
overlooking city. Only $3.50.
Inquire at Lee Heights office to inspect
these homes. Drive over Key Bridge at
drive 2h miles to Lee Heights office.
RUBY LEE MINAR,
City Office, Lee Highway Office.
1405 New York Ave. On Lee Highway.
Main 11i5. Clarendon 5S7
IA
Evening star., 1924-09-13

llaa 14th Sr.-S'rURE AND TWO FLOORS
above: entire building. $3.50 per month.
1923 l4th st.-Store and two floors above;
'ntire building, $3.50 per mo. Or can be
rented separately.
1724 18th st.-Large store, 5000 per month
McKEEvER AND GOSS.
N.;n 111, Il
Evening star., 1924-09-13
FOR RENT-HALLS.
sALE-APARTMENT HOUSES

LARGE HALL. SUITABLE FOX DANCING
odge meetings.. Over Assoc ted Dru
Store. 9Th and q st. NV. Appy drug stnrs
Evening star., 1924-09-13

IBiNGD0N SUBDIVISION OFFERS EVERY
sdy.nt.re IN folks seeking homes convenient
to Warrington at moderate prices. For &C
feasibility to good roads. schools, chufcnes
msrkets. car and bus lines it would be hard
to surpass this loca tiOn.
Prices are Just Is attractive.
Wa viii - risd to show them to you.
0kAHAN AND OGDEN.
$50 King n. Alexandra, Va;
Main 7Q2Q, Alex. sAsVV'
Evening star., 1924-09-13
FOR SALE-HOUSES.

s4 fSSN go. rent % SO; 10 lots, Rossyn 500 ca;
Clarendon 5000 ea.: 10 lots, Tuxedo, $500 ea.;;
4 lots. Colonial Heights. $500 ea.; 14-room
apt house near captol s2aSS @sTaS sssh terms ss5 Z
st. NV Frank. a67.
EIGHI-KOUM AND BATH BUNGALOW
type homes H. heat; high 1S,i large lots; guar
duced to 81 500 and IS, 500; easy terms. 2i5
and 219 Underwood st. NV. -.,t
1865 CALTFoRNIA ST. N.w:-vAcANT, FINE
eIad!' ABBY ". CARL WYATT. $500 18th st. NV.
1854 RANDOLPH ST. N.w.-HANDsoME g.
room home; strictly modern; extra lavatory:
very large lot. fruit and vines. Price very:
GROOM AND BATH BRICK; COLONIAL.
front porch; home in excellent condition: To-
Gated in strictly white southeast location:
payments. i. 4. GARvEY. Main a7so, io6,
Continental Trust Bldg. 14th & Il SITS. n.w.
TWO-RoOM BUNGALOW. NEW; NICE
Szso eS1soo % for 81. is5 on @ very e easy TERMS at
HOLLYWOOD near Burnt Mills. Md; 80 minutes
to of city q for ns
NEAR 14th AND PARK RD.-s-ROOM AND
bath house; porch; excellent condition; ami. :;
$500; terms. Box 40-A. Star Office. 13'
room house, located Cleveland Park section
in center large lot; leaving for Europe: must
sell at once; price $9,9I5; payable 5000 cash,
balance $S5 per month; references required;
garage; good basement; hot-water heat: every
convenience: take Wisconsin avenue car, get
of Grant road. walk n block to 1905 Alton
St NV, or call Mr.. GROVER. owner s27
18th st NV. Main se72. IL.
PRICE; ONLY 81, $50; EASY TERMS; MOD
ern home of rooms ard bath; hot-water
heat: electricity; hardwood floors and trim;
colonial front porch: double back porches;
built-in- garage. Address Box lila, Star
1Contfrped On Next PaEe.l
Evening star., 1924-09-13

NEW STORE.
1927 YOU ST. NV.
APPLY 1881 YOU ST. FOR KEY. 1Ss
Sw. CORNER 10Th AND K-wONDERFUL
opportunity for the right party. Rent reason
able.
PERCY Fl. RUSSELL CO.,
02R 18th ST, NV.
Evening star., 1924-09-13

New Spanish bungalow. rooms. sun ROOM
hot-water heat, high elevation, beautiful view
overlooking city. Only $3.50.
Evening star., 1924-09-13

1914 WISCONSIN AVE. NV.
Very attractive 11-room and 2-bath home
with all modern improvements; garage; 500.
Hedges & Middleton. Inc.
1894 H ST wv Eranklin alO3.
Evening star., 1924-09-13
sALE-INvEsTMENI PRoP'Ty
wANTED-1NvEsTM'T PR0P'Y

WILL BUY FROM OWNER INVESTMENT
property up to $50. 600. business property pre-
ferred; good return; location. price, trusts,
leases, ETC.. In answer. Address BOX 30-A,
Star ofYice l4s
Evening star., 1924-09-13

Inquire at Lee Heights office to inspect
these homes. Drive over Key Bridge at
Georgetown, turn right Lee Highway and
drive 2h miles to Lee Heights Office
- A
Evening star., 1924-09-13
$1,000 CASH,
$500 CASH.

S1 ,OUO NAST1.
Eight rooms, baths. hardwood floors. lsrg
sleeping porch, large closets. $4,000.
Evening star., 1924-09-13
NEW STORE.

4 61O 81; NV.
Store fors rent, suitable for any business;
centrally located 15s
Evening star., 1924-09-13

FOR
grocery. confect..
/ 1877 III st. 13s
Evening star., 1924-09-13
sALE-sUBURBAN PROPERTY.
Continued.

ATTRACTIVE BUNGALOWS ONE BLOCK
BALTIC. pike, n mile Dist. line; ami except
soil flowers or garden; make real homes Own
er. Marshall ave-. Colmar Manor Nd
Evening star., 1924-09-13
RENT H0USES-UNFURNISHED

17th AND SITS. NV.
An eight-room and 2-bath home; should
prove very desirable for rooming purposes:
SiOO.
Evening star., 1924-09-13

City Office, Lee Highway Office
1405 New York Ave. On Lee Highway
Main 11i5. Clarendon 5s7
IA
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
DAY FOR PRAYER AND LAW EN-.
FORCEMENT RALLY

The w. c. T. U. will hold a Rally
Meet next Wednesday evening, at
the Christian Church celebrating the
Fourth Anniversary Of National Con-
stttutional Prohibition, to which the
public is invited.
The following program will be
given:
Singing: Onward Christian Sol.
diers."
Notes on Prohibition from Presi-
dents Message to Congress.
Noontide Prayer.
Singing: Sound the Jubilee"
Concert Reading: "The American e
Creed"
Singing: Work for enforcement u
Address: Ballot Box opportuni.
ties for l924....Mr. Wilson
Duet: America The Beautiful
.Mesdames Asay and Lilley
Address: A Square Deal for fhs
Eighteenth Amendment Sup't. Var
Fleet.
Singing: Coward Christian
Soldiers"
Reading: "A Stomach's DIARY
Mary Frances Barley
Singing: America"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04

SOLDIERS HOME NOTES
. ,


The New Year started in with the
heaviest snow Of the season. but we
are always warm in this Home. re-
gardless Of the weather outside.
Mrs. Cain spent the holidays with
her daughter In, Trinidad.
Mr.. and Mrs. Marvin returned
from Canon City. after q pleasant
visit with their children.
Mrs. Hood Of Monte Vista and q
former member Of the Home. who
was seriously i'll at Trinidad, has
been heard from. and is slowly re-
covering.
Quite . number of the members Of
the Home, and employees. enjoyed
q dance New Years night.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. B. Allen and
Jack Giatx spent New Years day in
Monte Vista with Mr.. and Mrs. Joe
Busch.
Mrs. Stroup of Monte Vista spent
New Years day with her daughter
Mrs. Perry. who IL employed At the
Home.
Changes In the personnel OF the
home. To furlough: 8. Van Dyke.
]. D. Gallagher. From furlough:
N. r. Samuels. T. J. Russell, Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. Marvin. Mr.. and Mrs.
J. NJ. Lawrence. Mrs. E. G. Bovee.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
"porAsH AND PERLs1UrrER"
At the Iri. theatre, Thursday and


At the Iris theatre, Thursday and
Friday.
HEY! MAWRUSS-
Won't they laugh-won't they
roar
Won't they gasp and yell for
more
Won't they thrill-won't they
cheer
We're the big hit of the year!
We bring laughs and fun galore
Yeh Yeh! Mawruss-they1
want more.
BUT ABE
When they see our Follies show
Full o'pep-never slow
When they see our cabaret
VIII they thrill? Oh. Boy! say
What about our style parade
Classy garments all hand made
Abe! Wen make the greatest
smash-Never mind the smash Maw-
russ, get the cash!
The fnnn est, laughingest,
screamingest picture that ever hit
the screen.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
BOWEN NOTES

Mr.. Jake Diel had his tonsils re-
moved last Friday. At this writing
he is doing nicely.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Wagner en-
tertained a few OF their friends las,
Friday evening. Lovelyrefreshments
were served at q late hour.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bruce Bogart enter
tanned q number OF their friends at
New Years Dinner. Their guests
were: Mr.. and Mrs. Luther McCon-
nell and children. Mr.. and Mrs.
Johnnie Getx. and Miss Nancy Nc
Connell..
The Valley Banner Sunday School
Glass skated the old year out and
the New Year In.
MIR. and Mrs. Harry Assay enter
tanned at New Years Dinner. Their
guests included: MIR. and Mrs. Park
Goff.. Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Burns
and family. MIR. and Mrs. EarlJen-
ninEs and family and Miss Carrie
Biankenship.
Miss Eileen DeBoer entertaine.
Wednesday evening In honor OF
Mabel Goff. The evening was spent
In playing games. after which dainty
refreshments were served to the fol-
lowing guests: Miss Susie Chance.
Myrtle Bond. Ida and Olive Asay.
Mercedes Crooks. Dorothy Beck.
Katherine Eichman. Mr.. TeddAe
Bond, johnnie Bond. Duane Mar
tin. Ivan Asasy Oliver White. Elmer
Rcinhardt. Arthur Caldwell and
the guest Of honor.
Misses Ida and Olive Asay were
dinner guests Of Mrs. 8. T.. 0off
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Burns enter
tained the following guests at din
ner Sunday: Mr.. and Mrs. Park
Goff. Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Burns. Mrs.
Earl Jennings and children and Miss
Carrie BiankenShip.
Miss Kathcrina Eichman was
hosteas at a siumb-r party Sunday
night At the home OF Mr. and Mrs.
J. y. Diei. Her guests were Miss
Mable Gon. Ida and Olive Assy.
Susie Chance. Mercedes Crooks.
Eileen DcBocr and Myrtle Bond.
Miss Mabel GoN left New Years
night for Greeley where she will re-
sumo her school duties.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. r. Crooks and
Mr.. and Mrs. John Hiilard enter
tanned at New Years dinner at the
homo Of the former. their guests
being: Mr.. and Mrs. Forest Ooff.
Mrs. White. Mr.. and Mrs. J. r.. D'el
and son. Mr.. I. y. Merriman. Mr.. J.
r. Martin. Mr.. Charlie White. Mr..
Roy white. Mr.. Duane Martin. Mr..
Oliver. Bernard and Oliver White.
Miss Katherine Eichman. Mercedes
Crooks. and Berdina Crooka.
Mr.. and Mrs. Billie bond enter |
tainsd the Homo Builders Sunday
School Glass at . watch party Mon. |
day night.
Mrs. Laura Matthias departed
-h.AA -. sAAhA AAA 00te 1
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
A Real Rurrs.ss

Willie: "Aw. geeminy. Nom.
wisht that I could be Eddie Smith. -
Mother: why. Willie. you are
stronger than he Ia. you have = bot
ter homs. more toys and more pocket
money"
Willie: Eyes. Nom. hut you
oughtta see him wiEGle his ears"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04

Mrs. Robert Bone has been en-
joying q visit with her sister. Miss
at Ration, N. Mex. Miss Mundell left
Saturday night for Fowler. Colo, to
visit for a week before returning to
Ration.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
SAVE on YOUR MONUMENT

have no agents or statesmen on
the road and can save you from .5
to 80 per cent on your Memorial.
II you will call or drop me line.
will call with = full and complete
line Of SaiidA granite. do not
substitute. Let's get acquainted. ,
sALiDA RETAIL GRANITE co.
II. A. ciary. Prop.
i<i r. 81. SaiidA. Colo.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04

Mr.. and Mrs. Olin Beatty and
daughter Mary Virginia left Sunday
night for Denver where they have
gone to place the latter in the Child
ren's hospital for treatment. Olin
returned Wednesday morning and
stated that Mary Virginia seems to
be much better.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04

Mrs. Lydia Abbott left Wednes-
day night for Greeley, Colo, for
q visit with her son. Phflo and
wife.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
Worldly Young Man


Boss: I'VE want q boy: are you
American born?"
Boy: MY mother was an Ameri-
can, but she married an Englishman
In France"
Boss: Where were you born?'
Boy: II was born on a Belgian
ship flying the Italian flag. while
she was anchored in Honolulu har-
when ! WAS n baby and a Chinaman
adopted me and brought me up in
Russia
Boss: Then what nationality are
your"
Boy: I'm League OF Nations"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
Lester Hawkins accompanied a
shipment Of sheep to the market at
Kansas City. Mo-. Thursday night.

Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Fuson went
to Saguache last Friday to spend
few days with their son, and
family.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
FAssETrs STORE NEWS
. : : i. : /. : i.

''The tragedies Of life are not
poverty. sickness and death, but
irritabiiity. discourtesy and thought
lessness in little things. We often
demonstrate that We are equal to
the great emergencies but are con-
tinually being conquered by the
trivial"
From February 9Th to February
Sth inclusive. the San Luis vale,
IL holding its annual H. o. G. Live.
stock Show At the Stampede
grounds. Farmers. merchants, bus.
meas men and others are coming
from all over the valley drawn by
its educational and entertaining
features. The show IL the most COM
plete Of its kind in Southern Colo.
RADIO.
Henry Glorieux representing the
Palmer Garment company, Chicag.
vas here last Saturday showing =
complete line OF Palmer coats. suits
and dresses for the spring Of 1924.
Mr.. Glorieux came directly from
Pueblo where he sold = large order
TO Crews-Beggs, and went directly
from here to Salt Lake City to dis
play the Palmer garments.
. = . q
We laid = large linoleum job In
the Hooper neighborhood last Mon
day. Harry Loss and H. A. Ball made
the delivery and laid the pattern
With neatness and precision. Our
customer for the limo leum served
the boys with q delicious country
dinner, chicken. light rolls. and
everything.
80 . - u
Carlos B. Smith Of Denver, rep
resenting the Angora Knitting Mills
OF Buffalo, N. Y. was . business
caller Monday. We consider the
Angora line Of sweaters the very
best We have ever Handled.
Coming As q surprise a progress
sive dinner party was the novel fea-
ture of the last meeting Of the
Anemone club. A fruit cocktail
served at the Ydren home by Mrs.
Ralph Caldwell shsrpened the ap-
petites OF the assembled guests.
After = brief time Of merry making
the club members were told to board
cars and follow their leader and to
everyone's surprise the cars next
stopped in front Of the W. II. Fas-
sett home and were invited inside
where Mrs. Fassett served = de-
licious meat course. The next stop
was on Bronx street. where Mrs.
Barley served . pleasing salad
course. A delightful dessert was
served At the Glenn Wright home by
Mrs. Leota Wright where the club
was pleasantly entertained during
the remainder Of the evening.
We are pleased to welcome
Rochelle Harney back to our sales
force.
CAN YOU IMAGINE
"Billy" Goff walking leisureiy
along!
Happy" Baird not taking an In
terest in the outcome OF = league
ball game!
Harry Loss going around with a
long face!
Mr.. Freeman taking things
easy"
lack Eagle choosing fair weather
for . fishing trip!
Mr.. Reese goinG through . day
without several hearty laughts:
VIII stendel quoting poetry!
". II. Barley going through day
without drawing . picture?
eee
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04

The telephone in we'll known
Monte Vista merchants store rang
the other day and he answered It..
A voice inquired: who is this?'
The man recognized the voice OF
his 8-year-old son. replied:
This Is the smartest man in
town"
oh" said the child, they gave
me the wrong number"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04

Frank Mcdonald is here spending
a short vacation with his mother,
Mrs. Susie Mcdonald. Frank is
employed by the Federal Light and
Traction Co. at Rawlings, Wyoming.
with whom he has been associated
for number OF years. He had to
come to Pueblo on business and took
the opportunity to make visit with
home folks.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04

Miss Ella Dcuter returned 10 Car
mel Sunday evening 70 resume her
school work On Monday. She spent
the holidays with her sister At
Monte Vista.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
Winter Poetry

There was 4 young boy OF Quebec.
Fell into some ice to his neck.
When asked. Are you frix!"
He replied. YES I is
But we don't call this cold In
Quebec"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
shoot When Ready-Gridley

Shoot When Ready-Griiley
Did you hear about the woman
who had triplets in February-and
twins In May"
The same year,"
"Yes-the same year. One of the
triplets died"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
Purgiy D'hiDt,s

Men angle for fish and women
for hurbsnds-both get poor re-
suits"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04

Mr.. and Mrs. Roert Lowe OF
Santa Fe. New Mexico. who came
to spend Christmas with Mrs.
George Blackmore and family. left
last Wednesday night for their
home.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
An. ssraii.. His Msss.


A man. climbed into q barber
chair. Barber noticed 4 bear toot.
watch charm.
Bears tooth. amt H." asked bar.
her.
"Yca."
"Out west. huntin'. suppose.
SIR"
yes"
How many shots did It take to
kill him?"
None"
my soodness! Did you kill him
with . knifsi"
mo"
Heavens! With your barc hands.
sir'"
mo"
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. sirf"
Talked him to death"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04

Miss Verna Mccormick has been
visiting Miss Kathleen Johnson at
Sargent this week.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
Overheard This Week

"HellO-hello--ls this one, nine,
two. four?"
"No-get off the line!"
"Then what year Is it?"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
You'll Havts Read Twice

you'll hAvtA lteAO IW1cc
Teacher: Il shall now read this
four-line Longfellow poem live
times. then l want each pupil t.
write 1t on copy paper"
This was the paper turned in by
Tony:
Liza Grape men Allry Mindus
Weaken maka Liza Blame.
Andy Parting Lee b. Hindus
Footprint Johnny Sands time.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04

Misses Rhea Hart. Ruth Van Nos
trand and Mary Burgett who have
been spending their vacation with
their parents, returned to theil
school work at Gunnison. Monday
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04
Here's How

Doctor: well. Silas. how are
your"
Silas: II be better than I was.
sir. but I hain't as well as l was
before was as bad as I be now"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04

Blonde Hess Asks
'Is there any law against man
marrying his widows sister"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-01-04

The other day . man came into
the store and said he had = dog that
looked Just like me. II he had .
Pup cap. he'd brsg about Il too"
Pep.
Macaroni. spasctti. and Ess
Noodles. both In bulk and In pack
age will bs sold at special prices Ia
the grocery department this week
Harvey johnson WAS = most vel.
come visitor at the store. Harvey
Il naking good with tho 0ano'
, nowns store while attending the
Daavsr Uaivsssity.
: A TERRIBLE sMAsH.UP
oiff-"An1 you ray that you lost
Aeostrol Of your car"
0sff-"Ycp. I couldn't keep up
,fhs isstaliments."
vlvTY CENTS PER POUND
. MARY had . little lamb.
Il had no ribbon bows os.
70 tell the truth II had 10 fleece.
. That Mttls lanb was frossa.