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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1924-11-22
Strapped Washington
Ready for Bomb Test

NORFOLK, Va, Nov 20.-Plans
were completed today, with the ar
riva lof the L. S. S. Washington,
scrapped under the disarmament
conference agreement, off the Vir-
sinia Capes, for the beginning of ex-
tensive bombing tests tomorrow. The
L. S. S. Texas, which will serve as
official observation ship during the
experiments, left the naval base
here this morning for the drill
grounds.
The Washington, which was
forced to seek shelter in the Della
ware Breakwater because Of bad
weather, reached the drill grounds
about noon, officers here reported.
She will be used as a target during
the tests, which it was said, will
take two days under favorable
weather conditions, / ana longer if
rough weather is encountered
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1924-11-22
Cottonseed Crushed for Season
,O84,553 vs.. 965,5O5 Last Year

WASHINGTON, 19.-Cotton ed in the three
TO
the
seed hand October 81 compared
a
Cotton seed manufactured period
o October 81
pounds
o. wit
pounds
643 and hand 1874 4731, compared with
Cake meal produced 496343 with
a 95,1O4
bales and ON
1888
Crude oil 12705O5 pounds compared with 2S3629
6cake
bales
11,505
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1924-11-22
345 Children March
To Safety as School
Burns at Gulfport

GULFPORT, Miss, Nov. 19.-The
central ward school was destroy d
" fire this morning causing a loss
estimated at $4,000. Three hundred
and forty-five children attending
classes Were marched out of the burn
ing structure to safety although
many leaned out of the windows to
prevent suffocation prior to being
led out.
The fire started in the basement
and rapidly spread through the
three-story brick building as part
in another part of the city fighting
fire. Because of the drought there
was delay in getting the necessary
water
Citizens formed a volunteer unit in
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1924-11-22

to characteristic tWoroOm apart
ments with kitchenettes. Whereas
in old days the walls were painted
with utensils and a kitchen sink,
such items now are carried out in
faithful miniature. Real water can
be let out from miniature spi2gots.
Food is i'll the cupboards.
The doll houses have electric per
colators and radio sets and on the
table in one elaborate pallor is a
cross word puZze.
Such establishments cost from a
moderate sum up to $275.
Very few parents or grown-up
children can resist the mechanical
toys this season. A peacock struts,
opening and closing it's feathered
tail; a doll a In Esthelda Bliebtry
swims in a tank; a realistic little
lion groWlS, croucheS and springs.
Age cannot Wither the charm Of
Charlie Chaplin, who does his funny
walk across every toy shop floor. A
gay Spanish trOubador WOos a lady
in a balcony, and actually plays a
few notes on a guitar.
Debutante Mimicked
A debutante regards herself coyly
in a looking glass, powders her nose
land contemplates the effect in a hand
mirror. The toys of 1924, like thejr
intended owners, the children, ape
their elders. A pig almost life-size
Waddles along, grunting.
,SiX-piece orchestras play.
A rabbit, hidden in a cabbage, takes
a bite, raises its head, eats it, and
goes back for more.
A kangaroo has its baby in its
Ipouch, and both can hop.
Stuffed lion and tiger cubs cuddle
up to mothers and fathers.
Railroad systems for the parlo1
cost 1000 nowadays and there is a
steam engine for 1925 with which a
child can generate his own electricity
to drive his other electrical toys.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1924-11-22
Stop Rheumatism
I'm 48 Hours

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TOYLAND OFFERS MARVELS>
ALMOST BEYOND BELIEF FOR
SANTA CLAUS TO PICK FROM
Irresistible Array of MeChan caI Dolls Walk, Talk. Swim
and Dance, While Ho mes for Little Ones Are
Equipped All the Wa y to Running Water
nv FRANK GETTY

NEW YORK, Nov. 19.-The side
walks of New York are ablaze with
those harbingers of Yulctide-the
Christmas toys.
Magnificent window displays on
the one hand and itinerant peddlers
on the other call to the city's hurry
ing thrOngs the warning that there
are only 80 shopping days before
Christmas.
The toys this year are most COM
plicated, and in many instances
more costly, than ever before. There
are elaborate doll houses, complete
ly equipped with electric lights and
a water system; hobby horses now
have three gaits; engines and auto
mobiles that really run by steam,
electricity and gasoline; dolls in
priceless lingerie and lace, that talk
sometimes in two languages.
And just to show that human ma
ture in mother Ewes daughters
never changes, the most popular
selling doll in the shops is a new
arrival from Germany, a replica of
very new baby, as red and ugly,
with a screwed up little face and
squinted eyes, and tiny wall.
There are Katehe kruse dolls, in
destructible, each in an individual
costume, each signed, like a master,
piece, on the left foot.
Even DimpIes in Knees
Unquestionably. her majesty, the
dolls rule in toyland is mistaken,
First place in every New York shop
is dedicated to the dolls. These are
German, Italian, Japarese-even
American. Some of the latter are
fashioned to represent popular
Broadway actresses, complete and
correct to the proper dimples in the
knees.
Homes provided for these dolls in
the toyland Of 1924 are eXtravaGantly
elaborate, from Queen Anne castles
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1924-11-22
Baruch Dinner Guest
OF President Coolidge

WASHINGTON, Nov. 19.-Presi-
dent Coolidge had as a dinner guest
at the White House last night Ber-
nard NJ. Baruch, Of New York, war
time chairman of the war industries
board, and author of some Of the
economic clauses Of the treaty of
Versailles.
In view of Mr.. Baruch's intimacy
with the late President Wilson and
his activities in Democratic national
politics, his visit to the White
House to dine with the president
created more than usual interest
when it became known today.
No announcements were made of
what might have been discussed by
the president with Mr.. Baruch. 1t
was probable that the farm relief
program was one of the subjects, be-
cause the New York financier has
been active in working for farm re-
lief measures and most recently con-
ceived the idea of having the farm
erS organize their own grain cOrpOr-
alton. which since has been done.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1924-11-22
Left Foot Gone, Boy
Passes Athletic Test
For Eagle Scout Badge

ENGLEWOOD, \. J.. Nov. 19-De-
spite the loss of his right foot in an
accident several years ago George
5. Conway, Jr., 17-year old youth of
this place, is the wearer of an Eagle
Scout badge, the highest award in
the Boy Scout movement.
With the aid of a crutch, he ran 80
yards in Z 1-2 seconds, leaped feet
9 inches in the running high jump
and performed required swimming
strokes and Iife.saVing feats.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1924-11-22

If you suffer from Pyorrhea. sore and
spongy gums. loose teeth or other
mouth irritations. ! want to send you
my simple home treatment under plain
wrapper. 1t stops Pyorrhea in it's
worst form, and is curing thousands
after everything else failed. Simply
send name for generous 10 day free
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ment. Address King Laboratories
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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1924-11-22
Sugar Market

. NEW NUKk, Nov. 20.-Raw sugar vas
firm ana unchanged early today at 5.9Oc
"utH paid, for spots, and 5.S4c for alter
ARRIVAL. There were sales of 10000 bags of
san Domin@oeS due this month and : 900
bags of Peruvian due early in December NJ
3.'oc. and $3.50 bags Peruvian first half
December shipment at 5.S4c. all to a local
refiucr
After opening point lower Ia . noi,,s
hIShe"' Jaw sugar futures advanced on GOV
'r'ng and trade buying and MT midda,
showed net gains of > to points
Demand for refined sugar continued light
Win prices unchanged at 7.15c to 75uc for
fine @ranulated
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1924-11-22
MANY CHILDREN
HURT IN SCHOOL
BUS ACCIDENTS

SALUDA, n. c., Nov. ia cor.
oner's jury investigating a schoolbus
crash near here in which one child
was killed and several injured, recon-
mended today that Ralph Tallant,
IS, the driver, De apprehended and
held for murder.
Howard Thompson, 10, was in
stantly killed, and five other pupils
were seriously injured when the bus,
with % passengers, overturned and
was wrecked.
Tallant, who s a son of United
States Commissioner Lee Tallant, of
Columbus, N. c., disappeared after
the accident. A posse of rural police
men is conducting countrywide
search for the missing driver
Several school children testified at
the inquest that Tallant was intoxi-
Gated, and driving reCkleSS1V
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1924-11-22
ATLANTA sPoT COTTON
LIVERPOOL COTTON

LIVERPOOL, Nov. 20.-Cotton. spot
small business; prices steady: strictly good
middling, Hi; good mddlng. 14l2;
strictly mddling, 1892; middliug. 1872;
strictly low middlipg, 1871; low middng.
1891; strictly good ordinary, 1921: good
ordinary. ll.97 Sales 1900 bales, includ-
ing 300 American. Receipts Il 00O bales,
Including 12,20o American.
Futures closed barely steady, net 16 to
- points lower than previous close
Tone, steady; sales. 1000 good midding
14.I2d.
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ST. LOUIS QUOTATIONS.

st. LUI IS Nov. 20.-Cash: Wheat NJ.
red Sl.G2dl.63ia No. 3 red 81 GOA
l.G2; corn No. white old. $II5; No. >
yellow, new, $1l6; old. Sis: oats No. .
white 81: No. 3 white. 5Sd53la
close: Wheat. December, Sl.5ils: Nav.
Sl.16SS: corn. December &ll4as: Nav,
Sl.2l; cats, December. 52at.
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coTToNsEED OIL MARKET
Metal Malke Ell

NEW YORK, NoS. 2N-Topper easy; cleo
trolytic, spot and nearby 1875; futures.
1875 alt: tin, steady; spot snd futures.
Sod g.; iron, steady prices uuchangcd: lead.
steady; spot, IS. 6a@9 %; zinc. steady; East
st. Louis, spot aud futures. SIS. S2@6.S5: an
timuny, Spot. $lA 81
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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1924-11-22

IOl.EpO, q. Nov. gQ.-Clover <ce1 on.
SlHno; new, $40 30. asked. November.
| SO 50. asked; December, $500 asked; S.
! >ikN. OLD. SlS.oS; now. SIS oS; timothy seed
- s., November, IS So December. $3.50.
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SPOT COTTON MARKET

Atlanta, steady, 23.75c.
New York, steady. "a zoe.
New Orleans. steady. 2t.25c.
Galveston, steady, 2f.19c.
, Mobile, steady, 25.70c.
Savannah, steady, 24.20c.
Wilmington, steady. assoc.
Norfolk steady, 24c.
Boston, nominal.
DALLAS steady. 23.10c
Montgomery, steady. % soc.
Memphis, steady 23.S5c.
Charleston, steady, 23.65c.
st. Louis, steady, 23.S5c.
Little Rock, steady. 25.55c.
Houston, steSGy, 4,25c.
Augusta. >ttq"E. 2ic.
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POULTRY

HIGRADE CHICKS. Standard Egg Bred. POST
paid Leghorns, Rocks Reds. Anconas. Or
Dlngtons. Wvnadottes. Moderate prices. q
page Cat free DIXIE POULTRY FARMS
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combating the flames. The fire
drills were carried out perfectly.
There was no panic among the chill
dren. although smoke penetrated
the building
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WANTED HELP-FEMALE

AMBITIOUS GIRLS WOMEN--Learn gown
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CANDY OFFERED DRIVER;
BUS CRASHES; EIGHT HURT

MOULTRIE, Ga, Nov. 10. -
Eight high school children were in
jured three perhaps seriously, near
here this morning when a school
truck bringing 20 pupils to Moultr.e
turned over.
A high school boy, driving the
truck, is said to have turned his mead
to get piece of candy a girl was
handing him, just before the truck
went into a ditch.
Esther Whitfield, Matilda Cham
bers and Elizabeth McLendon were
carried to their homes following the
accident
DOZEN CADETS INJURED
AS TRUCK RUNS WILD
RICHMOND, Va, Nov. 1.-two
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Naval Stores

SAVANNAH. Ca. Nov. 20.-Turpentine
STEADY; ~; sales. $50; receipts. 479; ship
ments. 80; stock. IL 762.
Rosin. firm: sales, 1,65l; receipts. .59S
shipments, 400: stock, S0.07S.
Quote: to NJ. $685. y. 500, VIC,
$I.$5; WV. $50: Y. $3.50.
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WANTED--SAI,EMEN

FRUIT TREE SALE s NJ e N-Profitahle
pleasant, permanent work. Good side line
for farmers, teachers and others. COncort
Nurseries. Dept. 20. Concord. Ga.
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FAYETTEVILLE SCHOOL BUS
OVERTURNED; THREE HURT

FAYETTEVILLE, Ga, Nov. 10
school truck that brings the chill
dren from Kenwood, Ca, to the
Fayetteville Consolidated High
school was turned over near Morn
ing creek, about three miles from
here, this morning at 8 o'clock. c.
b. Thornton, aged sixteen, son of
G. FL. Thornton, driver of the truck;
Frank Norton and Martha Kelley,
aged sixteen, sister of N. w. Kelley,
clerk of Fayette county superior
court. were pinned under the truck,
and the other pupils had to lift the
truck off them.
The Thornton boy is hurt serious
ly, being unconscious. He is thought
to be hurt internally. The Norton
boys arm is dislocated and he suf-
fered several bruises and cuts, but
is not dangerously hurt. Martha
Kelley was bruised badly, but not
seriously hurt. Others suffered mi
nor, bruises, but none is thought to
be badly hurt. Three doctors from
Fayetteville rushed to the scene. All
the injured were carried back to
kenWOOd after first aid was given
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FLAX QUOTATIONS

DULUTH. Mimi. Nov. 2o.-Closc: Flax.
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NEW YORK CoFFEE MARKrr

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FOR Observation-Disclosures

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SUGAR cane syrup in new cypress barrels;
Al SEade 80 gallons ca IN; freight paid
to Your depot, 90c gallon. w. w. Will
liams, Quitman Ca
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ito par
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NEW YORK RAW SUGAR

September
The Coconino sun., 1924-06-06

tlesnakes, terrific Gila monsters, cac-
ii, fertile minds, unprecedented div
orce laws, tin horn gamblers, busted
politicians, morganatic wives, sand
storms, shyster lawyers, bonanza
kings in embryo, striking miners,
strikers who are not miners, suspend
ed banks, faro banks, sand banks,
sulphur banks, bunko steerers, top
and bottom korkers, burros, cayuse
ponies, curiosity merchants, bald
headed editors, reporters who wear
diamonds, stages, variety theaters,
cowboys, rustlers, Tom Fitch, San
Xavier church, Silver lake, Grand
Canyon, Pete Kitchens Sonora tale,
Tucson blankets, Yuma soldiers story,
Petrified forests, antiquated excursion
parties, cork screws, can-openers, Bos-
ton baked beans, Mexicans, Apaches,
gee-strings, guitar strings, jackasses
appended to a string, unloaded guns,
toy guns, sons of guns, deserts, sir
occos, frauds, Bario Libre, mescal
aguardiente, angles, sinuosities, field
spar, whitespar, mother-in-laws, de-
fective laws, mining laws and lost
mines"
The Coconino sun., 1924-06-06
ARIZONA POLO TEAM
LOSES TWICE TO TIGERS


NEW YORK, June EAST scor-
ed another triumph over the west in
college athletics today when the
Princeton university polo four, cham
pions of the east, won the national
title by conquering University of Ari-
zona, champions of the west, to O
in the second and deciding game OF
their series at Fort Hamilton.
Princeton won the opening contest
last Saturday, 6 to 2, SO that today's
victory obviated the necessity for a
third match.
The Arizonans will begin an exhibi-
tion series with Pennsylvania Military
college at Chester, Pa, next Thurs
day for the best two out Of three
games.
The Tigers, driving with brilliant
accuracy and displaying much SUI
perior team work, outclassed their
western rivals this afternoon before
gathering of several thousand that
included many military notables. Ex-
cept in the last two periods, when
Arizona rallied to hold the victors
scoreless, Princeton was never threat
ened. Arizona had two good chances
to score in the closing chukkers, but
failed to take advantage of them.
The Coconino sun., 1924-06-06

Lamport, deceased, the undersigned,
executor Of the estate, will, on or af-
ter Monday, the 10th day of June, A..
D., 1924, sell at private sale in one
parcel to the highest bidder, for cash,
or thirty per cent cash and the bal
ance in five equal installments, due
in 6, II, 18, "a, and 80 months, re-
spectively, from August 1st, 1923,
with interest at the rate of seven per
cent per amum, payable semi-annual-
ly, subject to the approval of said
court, all the right, title and inter-
est of said deceased in and to
Lots Numbered Thirteen (13),
Fourteen (14), Fifteen (15), Six
teen (16), Seventeen (17), and
Eigh tie en- (18), in Block
Three E (3E) of the Town of
Flagstaff, in Coconino County,
State of Arizona, and being an
undivided one-half interest there
in.
All bids must be in writing, sealed,
and may be left at the office of said
Executor at 124 North Leroux street,
Flagstaff, Arizona, at any time after
the first publication of this notice and
before making the sale.
Dated June 4th, 1924.
E. S. MILLER,
Executor of the Estate of Ada
Mary Lamport, Deceased. Go and 13
The Coconino sun., 1924-06-06
MINERS ANTICIPATE NO
CHANGE IN OPERATIONS

Refuting rumors Phelps-Dodge
mine officials denied that there was
to be an increase, or reduction, in
their operations, for period of at
least six months.
The Coconino sun., 1924-06-06
EX-OFFTCIOUS WARRANTINE
OFFICE OF THE KING OF
SALOME
SaIOme, ArlZOfla
Health Simplifiaction and Pramatical
Certificate of Disinteresting

!
Health Simplifiaction and Pramatical
Certificate of Disinteresting
Disinfection
THIS CERTIFIES that ....-.................
has This Day been Sprinkled with
Fresh Salome Water, had his Tanks
Filled with Laughing Gas and Crease
wood Oil and the Official Trigonome-
ter Shows no Signs of his Being In
fected with Anything but a Natural
Desire to Go Somewhere Else-for
| Which we do Not Blame him Much.
ALL TOOTH AND Toe NAIL Dis
ease Germs, if Any, found on His Car
or Person, have either been Strang-
led to Death Singly and Separately,
Each without the Knowledge of the
Other, or Else Dipped in Zerolene so
they can Run Easy if they Escape A
most Careful and VERY Disappoint-
ing Search of All His Belongings did
not Reveal to the Microscope any
Traces of Any Kind of Liver Lini-
ment, Stomach Salve, Hair Ointment
or Anything Else worth Drinking so
there is No Further Use in Us Keep
ing Him here.
THE BEARER HAS and is there
fore Allowed to Pass Right on
Through .Salome, on his Own Rec
ognizance and A Apparently Good
Rich or Year Tires - Pro Bono Pub
lico E Pluribus Unum Sic Semper
Tyrannus Better Luck Next Time and
Still We Wonder at Crime. Turn him
Loose. Let Him Go.
TxTTnATTTGG XHTTTTnTanT1
WHEREFOR, WHICH AND WHAT,
NOW THEN AND THERE - THE
KING. OF SALOME HAS HEREUN-
TO MADE HIS OFFICIOUS MARK
- THE SWIMLESS FROG u THIS
DAY AND DATE, AT THE LAUGH
ING GAS STATION, SALOME, ARR
WHERE SHE DANCED"
ADIOS AND COME AGAIN.
DICK WICK HALL,
King of Salome.
(Pro Tenn and A-hem!)
There was once school teacher nam
ed Beauchamp,
And her pupils-didn't she teachamp?
For when they were bad
She made them feel sad,
If ever she happened to reachamp.
Al KINSEY.
A fellow who slaughtered two toucans,
Said Il shall put them into two cans"
Two Gamers who heard
Said, you'll be a bird,
If you put two toucans in two cans"
w. Fl. VAN FLEET.
Mr.. Bogworthy rented suite,
In building without any huite.
He lived there for six months,
But never kicked onths,
For surgeon had cut off his fuite.
ART VANDEVIER.
According to the Prospector,
weekly newspaper that was run in the
mining camp of Quijotea in 1884:
ssArizona is marvellous country
possesses wonderful climate, has sub
lime liars, extraordinary scenery,
and underground rivers,
gigantic mountains, mammoth mineral
horned toadS, beautiful rat