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New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
DIR KNICKI,R CELLS

Down in Derby or Ansonia-or was fl Waterbury-an editor some time ago remarked that cop saw girl fin knickerx walking along a street and told hef to 20 home and get some tiothes on.
 If this cop tass 2 trip to New Brit
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
STORM WARNlNG.

Washington, Aug. 1S.--The weather bureau today issued the following storm warnings:
 Advisory 10 a. m., disturbance or slight to moderate intensity central between Dominica and St. Kits ap- parently moving west-northwest- ward"
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
ISSS TzaH HcAob
 M4xsoN hxiun JLunL
THE INDEPENDENT VOTER lBy Wallace NJ, Bayllssl


 Two weeks ago Pete skallep came And talked ill ten o'eloeki IL was apparent that his aim Was boosting Coolidge stock, Next night Hill Bluefish called and
 stayed Till after half past ten To prove why l should vote and aid John Davis and his men. And now each night they alternate. And each hts own tune sinssi l feel in fairness should state They've taught me lots of things. I've learned l am man of note: And folks. what do you think The country's fate hangs on my vote, B'gosh,- l am some sink!
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
MORRIN-TRACESKI
Edward Morrin and Miss Julia C. TracesLi Married At Church of st. John the Evangelist.

John the Ethngeiist'
 Edward Morrin Of Bristol, and Miss Julia C. Traeeski of sh Jubilee street. were married this morning at o'clock at the church of St. John the Evangelist, Rev, Thomas J. Laden. pastor of the church, performing the ceremony.
 Miss Eugenia Trnceski. sister of the bride, was her attendent, and Joseph Morrin, the bridegroom's brother, was best man. After the ceremony q reception was held at the brides home. attended by members of the immediate family. Following a wedding trip, MT. and Mrs. Morrin will live nt so Jubilee street. MT. Morrin is employed in the New De- parture plant in Bristol, and Mrs. Morrin has been employed in the Travellers Insurance Co. offices at Hartford.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
Unidentified

"Confound that laundryman! He has sent me somebody else's shirts"
 How can you tell?" That's a silly question. l hope l am able to recognize my own shirts.
 Then you are lucky. I can never recognize mine when they come back
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
Facts and Fancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

The farmer never escapes lhe price of the best radio sets IS fulhous.
 Legal language needs working on wei. Some laymen can understand It.
 At times it must be little lrhsonie merely to be the brother of Charies ".
 New Workers never stand to "atch the train come in: they stand to "atch somebody work.
 A free country iZ one Tn "f'en averybody feels Superior to the stranger.
 Almost 95 per cent Of the new DOCKS each year fail, and that isn't nearly enough
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
n,g,n,, a, The a.sss,aisd rrs..

The Associated PIass ls exclusively entitled 10 inc use for republication of slt nehs credited to il or not otherwise eIsaNsu In this paper and slso local news pub' lishsd heTein
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
Membs, Audit Bureau of pirealatiea,

fhs A, "a, c, is a national organization which furnishes nawspapsts and adssf' tissrs with . strictly honest snsiysis el circulation, Our circulation siatisties are based upon this audit, This insnres pros tsetlon against fraud in newspaper dls. tTihution figures to both national ana local advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

our old-fashioned notion is that there was just AS much efficiency be- fore there was SO much talk about 1t.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

fhs only profitable advertising medium n ths City, Circulation beohs sha press room always open ia advertisers
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
ACCUSED MAN TRIES
 TO KILL HIMSELF
pr, ThieFy, Held For Murder, Opens Vein In wriss With s
 safety Pin

somsgsille. Mass, Aug, ls,-pF, Raymond D, Thlery, under arrest at the Massachusetts General hospital In Boston charged with the murder of his brother-in-law, David N. Noble. in this city on August s, attempted sui- eide during the night by opening g vein in his forearm with safety pin,
 Early today a nurse heard him groaning and on investigation found the he'd covered with blood, She eslls ed a doctor who made an immediate blood transfusion, Belief was express ed at the hospital that Thlsry, ale though in a much weakened condition would survive.
 Assistant District Attorney Bushnell Of Middlesex county said that Thiery had asserted that the vein was opened with a safety razor blade which he concealed yesterday. No blade was found in the room, however, and the authorities are satisfied that pin discovered in the he'd was used.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

The first telescope makers had their troubles. but they never tried 10 see a chorus through 6 bobbed head.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
SIlnnly DPnOf

Supply Depot Professor:-"What is the quickest way to produce sawdust?" Student:-'Why,-er :" Professor:-"Come, come-use your head, use your head"
 Albert Eisen.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
Taking a Chance

Why don't you send that letter by air mail, auntie, if you're in a hurry?" You don't think they'd drop it?"
 -Edmund J. Kiefer.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

It Is annoying, however. to spell things 10 keep the child from eateh- ing on and have 1t correct your spell ing.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

Kriss:-"Have you any pumpkin pie?" kross: Sure, all pies are punk in here"
 Mrs. Grace Barrett.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
Six Cylinlnr Love

"Your wife handles a car pretty we'll see.'
 "Yes, once she's got it broken in."
 Charles Morrison.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

There are few good snake stories this year. which shows what happens to country when Its Inspiration Is gone.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

The Herald is on ssls daily In New York at Hotsling's News Stand Times Square. Schultz News stand. Entrance Grand Central t.nd Street.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

"That picture doesn't do me justice,' explained the iapper, Tt shows me without my legs crossed
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
New Britain Herald

HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Issasd pany isaaasy EAesplsal
 At HsTsla Bids- si ehpTsh siIssk
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

Some ladies are elected president of civic club. and some don't even know how to place the cutlery,
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

The Fun Shop is . national insti. .ution conducted by newspapers of the country, Contributions from ssadsrA providing they are original. unpublished. and posses sufficient merit. will be paid for at rates vary. ins from u.oo 10 5000. Write on your contributions to the Fun Shop Editor." care of the Herald. who will forward them to New York. unaeesptsd msnuseripts will not be returned.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
LURE OF GOOD ROADS

The people in 2 house beside : good main highway in Connecticut are in-
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

If tiny Marion Lawson things she's going to get milk through te bber tube she's greatly mistaken She's going get nce mouthfu of gas for bad cold She was the first baby Tn to take the chlorine gas treatment from machine made for infants and Miss Gladys Whitaker nurse at Grady Hospa Atlanta is shown administering it.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

We are lo0 per cent American, and too many American lep-netehsrs have names We can't speli,
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
OyerIhaycd It

Dunesn:--''It is true that the peh- sons have separated' I always thought their marriage was one sweet song"
 Iimpson: 1t was-until she began putting on too many airs"
 l Gertrude M. Heller.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

Very few presidents become presidents. There is a Divinity that shapes our ends. rough-hew them though we may.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

You'il notice that women of the ellnging vine type have the gentiesl method of getting the pay envelope,
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

An opiimist is man who can bs proud of his ehiVslry while pumplns np a tire on a hot day.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

1ntsF.a .t the Pest oHies st New Britain
 a. sseena clsa Mail Natter
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

The man who said there Is plenty of room at the top never examined a fifth floor apartment.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

Optimism ls q me thing unless il takes the form that Providence Niii cut the lawn grass.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

The JinglesJangle Counter Some like winter more than summsri FTeEen pipes delight the plumber
 IL A, N, Friends desert us in disasteTi Skin sticks fast to porous plaster,
 Mrs L. J, BimbeTg Country fairs show prize tematoesi stingy folk are small potatoes,
 Robert Engel Lazy clerks are sometimes hiredi Furnaces are quickly fired
 Solomon R, toinr
 Little Hope The doeter looked worried, I'm afraid I'll have to operate" he grayely decided, The patient became alarmed, Well. Doe" he asked. If you're afraid. how about mel" Copyright 1924, Reproduction
 forbidden),
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
Dealings

Dealings knew a girl named Sally A cunning little midge, Her father dealt in futures, Her mother dealt in bridge. But the chilly hand fate dealt her Didn't please her on the whole, And so she took her chances With a chap that dealt In coal.
 Lucia Trent
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
The Jealous Male

Little Eleanor and her cousin Way land, aged seven. were playing with Eleanor's mamma" doll. over and over again 1t uttered it's plaintive mamma"
 Presently Eleanor went into an- other room for something. Wayland, who had been eyeing the doll for some timcwith growing disfayor immedi- ately seized it and, skipping it vigor- ously, exclaimed disgustedly: Darn you, say papa once in while, any how"
 --Lenore M. Fritz.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

spRseRIPFlos RATRs' ssee . fsai,
 ss.ee Three MeAlRA
 fse, . Month
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

TELErHoNE CALLS, Business oTies .,,,.,,,n s Editorial R0ams .ss.s..ss sse
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

The sey.d lobster changes the
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

eeleF of the rsdl but hst water only dseRsns the hue % the red,
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

Every bald man Is a prospect for tonis while he continues londly to esil il a 'ispat,"
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18

from the laundry"
New Britain herald., 1924-08-18
Little Home

Copyright 1924. Reproduction
 forbiddenl.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-16
THREE PLAYERS
EX0NERATED
Lands Holds Story Of
O'Connell Doesn't Jibe

!, New York, Oct 16.-Frank Frisch,
George Kelly and Ross Young, new
York Giant players, implicated by
Jimmy O'Connell in the latter's at
.empted bribery of Heine Sand, Phil
ldelphia shortstop. wer eNonerated
If all connection with the scandal by
Commissioner Lands, b c a u G
o'Connell's story did not jibe with
he circumstances at the time OF
his action.
This was disclosed by a source
lose to Commissioner Lands and
established for the first time the
cal reason why, apart from their
own denials, Frsch, Kelly and
Young were cleared in the investi-
cation which preceded the world $
series.
According to this source, OCon-
lell's story Of what happened before
md after he approached Sand dur
ng the game at the Polo grounds
Sept. 81 was Numerically opposite
O that related by Sand and also the
accounts given by the others called
before Commissioner Lands. &.
Asked by Lands what he did after
Offering Sand $500 to throw" the
zane, O'Connell was said to have
.elated that he walked to the batting
.age and there told Kelly what hap
,ened. Then O'Connell said, he
ook part in batting practice.
According to Sand however, O'Con-
aeE did not approach any 'other
,layer at once, but went to the
bench and sat alone in one corner.
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1928 STARS
DON'T SHINE
THIS YEAR
BY NEA Service

.NC.A service
Detroit, Mich. Oct. 16.-Three of
the greatest recruits in the 1928
American League campaign were
Heinie Manush. Detroit; Bill Kamn:,
Chicago, and Homer Summa. Cleve-
land. They were heralded far and
wide as coming stars. They were
termed the finds of the season.
Mucn was expected of them.
But this year they have been any
thing but the brilliant fielders and
stout hitters of the 1923 chase.
ManHsh, $50 batter in his first
year in fast company, is now hitting
around $50. Counted upon by Man
ager Cobb to fill the position lett
vacant by the passing of Bobby
Neach. the former Western Leagle
star has been a huge disappointment.
kamm. the 100000 boy from San
Francisco, is in the same boat.
kamm, in 1928, hit over 800 He
was up near the top in clouting dou-
bles and his fielding was Of high
order. He was considered the only
one OF the group of high-priced
"beauties' to make good last year.
He outshone O'Connell. Hale, Bent
ley and all the rest OF the expensive
birds.
But this year his stick work has
gone 'all to smash as it were.
kamm. like Manush, is under the
$50 figure today. Not long ago
Willie did the unusual thing of re-
4uesting to be benched. He had an
idea it would get him out of his hit
ting slump. But it didn't.
Summa, in 1923. ranked as one Of
the outstanding stars on the Speak
er pay roll. He was right up among
st the swat leaders for u time True,
he didn't remain there. but he did
manage to turn in 4 batting average
Of well over 800 for the chase. He'd
be better in another season was the
accepted verdict.
But it hasn't panned out that way
Summa has slipped up appreciably
And instead of improving on his per
| Torrance of last year the big fellow
has been forced to be satisfied with
I, mark of under .290.
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MANDAN NEWS
Revolver "NOt
LOaded;;" Bullet
Enters Hand

A revolver that wasn't loaded and
which Il friend was exhibiting to
Werner Potratz of Beulah, N. d.,
was responsible for his being entered
as a patient in the Mandan Hospital
for an operation to remove a 80
calibre bullet from his left thumb.
Potratz was standing as the friend
exhibited the revolver. His lett
hand was in his trousers pocket. The
friend pulled the trigger to show
how the gun worked and the bullet
tore through the back of the victim 5
hand and lodged in the thumb.
Given temporary dressing at Beu-
lah. Potratz was rushed here for an
X-Ray examination. Friends of his
displayed the ingenuity Of Sherlock
Holmes fer after the XRay today
had disclosed the leaden pellet in the
thumb he said:
1--WE knew the bullet must still be
in my hand because there was only
one hole in the pocket where it went
in and no hole coming out"
The injury will not permanently
cripple him.
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Each is Il star of the first magni-
tude. Both are athletes of the high
est caliber. And both are four-sport
men.
Molenda is a product of Detroit
Eastern High. where he excelled in
football, baseball. basketball and
track At Eastern he was rated as
the greatest all-round performer the
school ever produced. Last winter
he was selected as All-America CEN
ter at the national basketball tour
namcnt in Chicago.
Oosterbaan, like Molenda. stars in
football, baseball, basketball and
track He comes from Muskeeon
High. where for three seasons ne
was the big noise. AS an end on
the gridiron. Oosterbaan was a veri-
table college player on a prep school
eleven. He was especially adept at
grabbing forward filings out of the
air. On the defense he was regu-
lar stone wall. In 1923 Orsterbaan
was picked as All-America center at
the national basketball tourney.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-16
COURT TERMS POSTPONED

Coming terms of both the Morton
and the Hettingcr county district
courts have been postponed accord
ing to announcements by Judge H. l..
Berry and Judge Thomas Pugh. The
Mott terp of court which was to
have opened yesterday was continued
until October 21st when court cases
will be heard before Judge Berry.
The jury cases have been postponed
until the latter part Of November or
the first CT December.
The Morton county term of court
is set to open on November 4, cleo
ton day, but the Judges have order
ed this postponed until November -
when the calendar will be called.
However, jury cases will not be
heard in the Morton county term of
court until November IT. Judge Pugh
will preside here.
Postponement of calls for juries
in both Het.inger and Morton coun-
ties comes through desire of the
judges not to require any farmers to
be away from their places while there
is yet SO much threshing to do in the
country, the announcements say.
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Sports
B. H. s. T0PLAY
MANDAN TEAM
THERE FRIDAY
Locals Are Not in Good Shape
For Annual Clash With
Rival Team

Bismarck High Schools football
team will clash with Mandan at
Mandan at , o'clock Friday after
noon (Mandan timc} and both
teams are preparing for Il hard
fought game.
Coach Hafey of Mandan has been
working his men hard for TIE Bis
marck game, and his team IS report
ed to be in fine fettlc for the fray.
Mandan is confident of victory.
Bear stories are emanating from
the Bismarck camp. however. Tough
luck seems to follow Coach Morri-
sons men. In the Minot game, sew
eral of the locals were badly bruised
ind they haven't been able 20 20
much scrimmage during the present
week, to prepare for Mandan.
The officials had not been an
nounccd early today, and the Bis
marck management was insisting on
satisfactory officials being announc-
ed before the game.
The Mandan team will return to
Bismarck next Tuesday for 4 game.
The arrangement is not satisfactory
Ito the management of either team,
but was necessary in order to per
Emit both teams to schedule other
schools.
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RECORD PRICE
IS PAID FOR
LEFTY GROVES
COMFY Mack Gives S1OO,6O0
For Star international
League Pitcher

Baltimore, Oct. l6.-Robert NJ.
snefty) Groves, the Baltimore In
tcrnational League teams pitching
sace, was sold to the Philadelphia
American League club today for Il
sum announced by Manager Jack
Dunn as $l00,600
This price tops by 500 the form
'ssc- record sum paid by the New York
Yankees to the Boston Red SoX for
:Babe Ruth.
: Groves. who halls from Lonacon-
ing, Maryland, is % years old,
weighs 40 pounds and is feet
two inches tall. He has been play
ing professional baseball for six
years In his five years as an
.Oriole pitcher he has famed l,lO7
oatsmcn and has won los and lost
=. Sc games. His part in winning the
. sixth straight championship for the
Baltimore team this year was 20
, victories and six defeats, and 236
,trikeouts. Lack Of control has
)een his chief trouble.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-16
WObblieS End
Convention But
Hang Around

kenmare, n. D., Oct. 16.-After
eight days of protracted discussion,
the convention here of Agricultural
Workers Industrial union. No. no,
I. W. W., came to a fundless end.
Many delegates are still here, prac-
tically all being without funds. They
have continued to beg on the streets
Or to make rounds Of residences, ask
ing for "handouts."
Several are still sleeping in the
city hall. which is Uttered with pa
pers and other bedding.
The attendance gradually dwindlcd
from the 200 delegates present at the
opening of the convention.
Delegate Writes of Meet
A delegate thus wrote concerning
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Billy Evans Says

That a certain star player very
,ften has much to do with the sue
.ess of ball club was proved in
he third game of the world series.
The loss Of Roger Peckinpaugh III
hat game made the Washington
hub look like a different aggrega-
ion.
c To the great credit of the club
here was no letup in the effort to
vim. Washington is courageous
:lub if nothing else.
4 There is no gamer ball player IN
Ehe American League than Manager
lucky Harris. His spirit is the
s.pirit of the ball club.
After Pcckinpaugh, who pulled
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pay nearly so much attention to po-
aition. His great speed enables him
to go get them.
A Il result Peckinpaugh is often
set for a play that Frisch would
make on the run. A play is always
more thrilling if the fielder just
reaches the ball rather than being
set for it.
For that reason Frisch appears to
be far more brilliant fielder than
Peckinpaugh. yet he isn't. 1t just
seems that way.
However. Cobb would no doubt
welcome F'risch as much as Peckin
raugh. There is no question but
that Frisch Is the most valuable in
fielder in the majors.
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the convention to industrial Soil
darity," official I. w. w. organ:
North Dakota is all het up over
the meeting and county officials all
over northern North Dakota are Of
fering their aid to Kenmare in hand
ling these terrible Outlaws But
kenmare is not worrying. Nothing
unusual is happening, except that
more men are in town than usual.
"A vote of thanks was given Ken
mare for the spirit in which it re-
ceived the convention"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-16
GIANTS, SOX
SAIL ON TRIP

Quebec, Oct. 1.-THE Giants de
fcated the White Sox to in the
last game of an exhibition series
here Yesterday. Joined by John
McGraw and Charles Comiskey who
reached here this afternoon the
teams sailed aboard the liner Mon
troyal for an exhibition tour of
Europe.
The liner delayed her sailing for
three hours to let the teams finish
the series here. The score:
L. II. +.
New York ..............6 Is /
Chicago ................... s /
Nehf, Bentley and Hcnline; Forman
Lawrence and Picinich, Ruel.
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A THEFT

The pretty girl sat on his knee.
ethel" he said, "you have your
fathers blue eyes"
eco one" she laughed, "don't be
silly
"But you have, dear. And you
have your mothers golden hair
Then she clapped a hand over his
mouth and whispered in his ear:
"S-sh! Don't speak so loud, John;
she doesn't know I'm wearing it,"
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A Thought

For in the multitude of dreams
and many words there are also divers
varieties: but fear thou Cod
Eccl. 5:7.
Dreams-the visions of Il busy
brain.-Joanna Baltic.
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DIPLOMACY

Little Hans-Father, beat me.
Father-But you haven't done any
thing wrong!
Little Hans know! But if you
beat me mother will give me some
cake! -Vikingen (Christiania).
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MICHIGAN PICKS
UP TWO STARS
BY NEA Service

BY NEA Service
Ann Arbor, Mich, Oct. 16.-"Bo'
M"lenda and Bennic Oostetbaan, two
of the greatest all-round athletes
ever turned out in Michigan prep
schoo! ranks, have entered the Uni
versity of Michigan. They have
come out for the ''frosh' football
team this fall.
The coming Of Molenda and Ooster-
baan means much to the Wolverines
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-16

Fifty-siX per cert of the music
dealers in this country arc handling
radio also.
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THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16, 1924

things about everyone who left that
didn't dare come away."-Leicester
Chronicle.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-16

The
the worlG the Washington This the twelfth
scored him. Nick Atrock
Kelly,
Giants the field.
the Washington
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THE SAFEST THING
"My dear, surely you haven't
spent all the afternoon at the Scan
dells?"
Eyes, auntie. They said such