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The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

The annual Blossom luncheon OF
the Filler Woman's club was held
yesterday afternoon at the dining
room OF the Perrine hotel in Twin
Falls. Seventy guests were present
TO enjoy the elaborate and entertain
ing event. The tables we're deco
rated with spring flowers, yellow and
lavender predominating. A delicious
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

A party OF Filler people spent
Sunday at Artesian City natatorium,
where a picnic lunch was enjoyed,
despite the cold wind. Those max
ing the trip included Mr.. and Mrs.
J. T. Greenwood. Mr.. and Mrs. c.
M. Thompson and family. Mr.. and
Mrs. g. ID. Werts. Mr.. and Mrs
Clint Mckinley ana FAMILY. Mr. and
Mrs. Claude Brown. Mr.. and Mrs.
W. r. Reid ana family. Miss Marie
Davenport. Miss Coda Stewart. Miss
Edna Hawkins. and Miss Thelma
Greenwood. and the nessrs. Harry
and Lee werts. Arthur Hawkins
and Robert Hinkley.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

l pity no man because he hns TO
work. II he Is worth his salt he VIII
work. envy the man who has work
worth doing and does II weii.-Thss-
dors Roosevelt
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

The Royal Agricultural Society Of
England Is conducting erpenmeats
with pits dug In the ground for the
storage OF fodder as substitute fs
the more expensive tower silos
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Miriam Rebeksh lodge met in reg
ufar form al the l. o. o. y. ball Fri
day night. At the close Of the regu-
sar business session a surprise pi-
noch1e party was enjoyed BY all
members and their husbands honor
ing Mrs. Mabel Small. Who "a lesy-
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Filler Lodge No. So. a. r. & A. NJ.
will meet in special meeting tonight
at Masonic hall for the purpose OF
comforting the second degree.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29
LOCAL BRfvITIfS

Mrs. l.. A. Cary spent the week
visiting with the Clyde Hawkins
family.
Blue Robbon bread five cents a
loaf, special Saturday at the Filler
Bakery.-adv.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jess HainliDe are
the parents OF a son. Rex, born Fri
day. May 23.
Hail insurance written by X. X.
Beer at Farmers & Merchants bank.
adv.
Alfred Riechers is home for a
short time from Gooding cOllge where
he is a student.
Get hail insurance before II is too
late from r. r. Beer at Farmers &
Merchants Bank.-adv.
A. B. Wood. in company with
Robert Lutz drove to Contact, New,
wednesday.
Saturday Special: Blue Ribbon
Bread 5 cents a loaf at the Filler
Bakery.-Adv.
George Patton returned yesterday
from California where he has been
for the past several months.
Mrs. ]. F. Mallory and children
spent Tuesday in Twin Falls VISIT
ing at the home of relatives.
w. C. Nuzman returned yesterday
from Albion state normal school,
where he has been student.
Parcel Post your Cleaning ana
Dyeing to Lorimer's City Dye works,
Boise, Idaho. adV'-o-lS--o
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Word received here by friends
from Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Woodbridge.
formerly OF this place. who are now
located In the Fort Hail Indian res
eryation. is TO the effect that they
recently suffered the loss of consid-
cradle OF their household equipment
and furniture in recent fire in a
big dairy barn at the Fort Hall In
dian school.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

C. II. ,Bemenderfer is this week
installing a gasoline tank and pump
at mis- east Main street garage.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29
simple.

Tescher-"what supports the sun n
the skyr Brgh, Boy-"its beams. u
ise."-Sew frk sun and Oiobs.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

J. F. Mallory made a trip to Ru-
pert this week with L load OF seed
beans for the Everett b. Clark Seed
company.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Cooked food sale by Catholic wo-
mans League Saturday afternoon in
Munyon building adjoining Village
office. Also ice cream and cake
adv.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Frank wilks was elected Noble
Grand. and w. r. Short. Vice Grand
OF Filler Lodge No. 1875 |. o. o. y. at
a meeting last evening; Following
the stated session the Odd Fellows
and Rebekah orders joined In a fare
well for Mr.. and Mrs. ID. w. Rupp.
and Mr.. and Mrs. William Tilden.
who expect TO leave next week for
their former home at Washington.
Kans.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Friends OF Harry Musgraye. the
Fuller brush man. will be interested
10 learn that he has recently been
promoted to the lieutenancy OF his
district. comprising central Idaho.
Six other men IN the territory are in
his charge. and make their reports 10
him. Mr.. Musgrave has met with un-
usual success in his work, which he
undertook the first OF the year.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

No one L. useless In tho world Who
fighiens the burdens Of II for anyone
else.--Charies Dickeos.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Earl durray has been taking an
enforced vacation from his barber
shop this week as the result OF i'll
ness contracted Friday. He is the
victim OF a tick bite. thought to
have been received while on fish
ing trip. He also contracted a cold
at the time. MFR. Murray was able to
come down town Tuesday, but suf-
fered a setback and is now said to be
threatened with typhoid fever.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Elmer Aman attended the state
convention OF the progressive party
held At Jerome Saturday. Delegates
to the national convention were In
structed 10 vote for Robert Y. La
Foisfte for president at convention
Of the party to be held at Cleveland
July q.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

ing rhis week. She was presented
with a silver casserole and tray with
pyrex bowl from the lodge.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

A marriage license was issued al
the once Of the county recorder
Thursday Of last week 20 Jack
Davis. formerly OF this place. but
more recently OF Los Angeles and
Miss Mabel Graes. daughter OF Mr..
and Mrs. r. T. Graves OF Filler.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Mrs. Claude WINERY has been
removed TO her home from the eoun-
~ general hospital where she was
patient for a short time last week
following an illness caused by blood
poisoning. contracted when she ran
a thistle thorn IN a finger nail.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Hail insurance written by r. r.
Beer at Farmers & Merchants bank.
adv.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Nathan Roberts suffered a slight
stroke OF paralysis at his home on
North street. Sunday. Although
critical. his condition is said TO be
encouraging.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Mr.. and Mrs. Jess HainliDe are
the parents of a son. Rex. born Fri
day. May 23.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Mr.. and Mrs. John Musser and son
OF Mentone. Cal. arrived at the home
OF the formers parents in Burnley the
first of the week. and will visit Filler
relatives and friends before return
ing TO their home.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

r. L. Royston OF this place was
elected Chief Patriarch OF, Colfax
Encampment. No. 20 at Twin Fails
tuesday evening. Other officers
chosen include Fred Mackay, senior
warden: PM Compton. high priest;
and r. NJ. Ruble. junior warden.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Alfred Riechers is home for a
short time from Gooding collge where
he is student.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

James A. Dement,. Jr.. left last
evening for his home at Boise
where he will transact business Be
fore returning the first OF next
week to assume his duties as one OF
the publishers Of The Record he
will 10 TO Vale. ore.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

The American Legion Auxiliary
win hold a pot-luck supper on the
lawn OF the W. ID. ellis home Mon
day evening at $50 o'clock. Guests
viii include auxiliary members and
their husbands.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Mrs. f. w. Miller OF Bull enter
tanned Sunday for her friends and
relatives OF Filler Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde
Hawkins and daughter Margaret. Mr..
and Mrs. J. b. Hurd and Mr.. and
Mrs. f. f. Hurd of Bull.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Miss Hannah Young is recent ar
rival from Idaho Falls where she has
been attending high school. She VIII
be a guest for the summer at the home
OF relatives. Mr.. and Mrs. Leonard
Wrinkle, west OF town.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Mrs. w. r. Short. assistant cash
Ter of the First National bank. had
the misfortune Monday to break her
arm. while attempting to crank her
car.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

W. r. Hawkins recently received
the glad tidings that oil had been
struck near his farm land at Grenoia'
Kansas. The well is said TO be flow
ing. and is estimated TO have a daily
OF 1000 barrels.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Have a contract with seed com
pany for l., acres Burpee's Stringless
which would like TO transfer TO
parties wanting all or part. Inquire
Record office. Ads.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Blue Robbon bread five cents a
loaf, special Saturday al the Filler
Bakery.-ady.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Mrs. l.. A Cary spent the week
visiting with the Clyde Hawkins
family.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Among those from here who went
to Contact the first OF the week
we're James A. Dement,. Jr.. w. p.
Shinn. and Mr.. and Mns. juneau
Shinn.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

John Kerr had the misfortune
Tuesday TO severely strain his right
leg while engaged in doing some cor
rugating work. He will possibly be
about on crutches for short time
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Cooked food sale by Catholic Wo-
mans League Saturday afternoon In
Munyon building adjoining Village
office Also ice cream and cake
adv.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Mr. and Mrs. w A. Kent OF Con
tact. New, were among the out-of-
town persons who attended the
Shrine ball at the Gem roof garden
Monday night.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Parcel Post your Cleaning and
Dyeing to Lorimer's City Dye WORKS,
Boise, Idaho. auS'-o-iS--0
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1924-05-29

Get hail insurance before 1t is too
late from r. r. Beer at Farmers &
Merchants Bank.-adv.
Evening star., 1924-04-29
SN0WSTORM HALTS
R0UND-WORLD FLYER
Severe Blizzard Holds Maj. Martin
at Chignik, Alaska-Comrades
at Dutch Harbor.
By the Associated Press

By the Associated Press
CORDOVA, Alaska, April 29.-Ow-
ing to a severe blizzard at Chignik,
Alaska, Maj Frederick l. Martin,
commander of the United States Army
aerial squadron flying around the
world. was unable to leave Chignik
yesterday to rejoin his three com
panions at Dutch Harbor, Unalaska
according to a wireless message re-
ceived here.
The f1agplane Seattle was covered
with 400 pounds of ice early today
according TO radio dispatch from
Maj. Martin.
Wireless messages from the United
States coast guard cutter Algonquin
at Pirate Cove, Unga Island, situated
between the Shumagin Islands and
the Alaska peninsula, halfway be-
tween Chignik and Dutch Harbor
stated that the weather was improv-
ing rapidly, with a five hour
wind blowing from the west. 1t was
forecast that today would be good
flying weather.
Evening star., 1924-04-29
LIGHT PRIMARY VOTE
EXPECTED IN OHIO
Managers of Coolidge, Johnson,
Cox and McAdoo AL Confident
OF Victory.
DAUGHERTY ON BALLOT
California Senator Has Made Only
Active Campaign.

BY the Associated Press
COLUMBUS, Ohio, April 2s.-Ohio
voters went to the polls today to Sc
lect delegates to the national conven-
tions of the two major political par
ties and to register their preference
as to candidates. Little interest was
being taken and Secretary of State
Thad Brown declared he did not ex-
pect more than 100000 to vote.
Final statements of leaders of the
Coolidge, Johnson, McAdoo and Cox
campaigns predicted victory for their
respective candidates.
Dnugherty in Race.
Most interesting feature of today's
election is the contest of former At
torney General Harry NJ Daugherty.
Coolidge candidate for delegate at
large.
Efforts of Johnson supporters have
centered largely on attacks of the
former Attorney General since his re-
tirement from the cabinet. Daugh-
erty in 1920 as a Harding delegate
was defeated.
The Republicans will choose fifty
one delegates, and the Democrats
fifty-two. Seven Republican dele
gates at large and eight Democratic
are to be selected. The remainder of
both tickets will be chosen from con-
greSSional districts.
johnson Makes Campaign.
The only campaign made was by
Senator Hiram Johnson of California,
who stumped the state, the Coolidge,
Cox and McAdoo forces standing on
past records of their candidates.
Both President Coolidge and Mr..
Cox have support of state organlza-
tion forces.
Definite results of the vote are ex-
pected before midnight
Evening star., 1924-04-29
MACDONALD BACKING
EXPERTS TO UTMOST
British Premier Sees Report as God
Sent Opportunity to Pacify
Europe.
WANTS FRIENDSHIP OF PARIS
Isolation of France Not in His
Plans for Settlement.
BY the Associated Press

BY the Associated Press
PORT TALBOT, Wales. April %
Frlme Minister Macdonald, speaking
mere yesterday evening to the cleo
Tors VINO sent him to parliament, de-
clAred he was not going to lose
single chance of putting the report of
the reparations experts into opera
tion.
IF l can only do anything before
leave this Office" he said, Ito remove
some of the difficulties that have been
In the way of A European settlement;
If l can do anything to bring my
country and France into closer friend
ship; if | can do anything to enable
central Europe to find its legs. not
with hate and revenge in it's heart
but with a new revelation of interna-
tional cooperation, then l shall have
felt that / have done my days work,
and regard IT as a pretty satisfactory
one at that
Let there be no doubt about it. I
regard these experts reports as be-
ing an opportunity for peace, for set
tlement, for agreement, which If not
taken by European statesmen will be
one of the most God-sent opportu-
mites ever neglected and lost
Some of our papers are talking
about France being isolated. That is
the very last thing l want. l do not
want France to be isolated. ! want
to stand side by side with France.
want NJ. Poincare to know that
France, so far as her security is con-
cerned. has no better friend than this
country.
Il am profoundly convinced, that
these experts reports, Joined together
with the experience of the last four
n L q n m n
ourselves see that by our common
friendship, and by that alone. work
ing with Italy, working with Belgium,
working with the small nationalities,
and offering Germany a real chance
10 fulfill its Word-a real chance to
make a pledge and keep tin that
way, in that friendly way. in that al
lied way, we can open anew the doors
70 peace, happiness and International
cooperation"
Evening star., 1924-04-29
Jacks Second Trial.

The second time that Jack proposed
Twas really a surprise,
Though still I-goSsipS SO supposed
Found favor in his eyes.
His first avowal. months before.
I'd treated with disdain
And laughed at him the while we
SwOre
He'd surely try again.
The second time that Jack proposed
/ never said a word,
Though to assent I'd grown disposed
1 simply overheard,
By accident, his earnest plea,
While in the waltzs whirl;
The second time twas not to me.
But to another girl!
Roy Farrell Greene
Evening star., 1924-04-29
Greatly Reduced Round-trip Fares
to the West.

Very low fares will be in effect this
summer via the Chicago and North
Western-Union Pacific to Colorado,
Yellowstone National Park, Salt Lake
City. California, Yosemite, Mount
Rainier National Park and the Pa
cific northwest
Plan now for a summer trip in the
west Drop a line indicating the
places in which you are interested d
and we will send you without charge
illustrated booklets and complete in
formation. Or, if you desire, we will
map out an entire trip for you. Ad-
dress r. o. Small, General Agent, q.
& n. w. Ry., 18th and Chestnut Sts.,
Philad elphia.-Advertisem
Evening star., 1924-04-29
Forgery Sentence Deferred.

ment of sentence on Mrs. Myrtle B.
Hayes, who pleaded guilty two weeks
ago to attempted forgery in the third
degree for signing the name OF
Charles NJ. Schwab to a $25, 900 note,
was deferred today until May II by
General Sessions Judge MCINTYRE.
The court expressed a desire to in
vestigate affidavits alleging that Mrs.
Hayes was suffering from an in
durable disease. She was released on
$4,000 bail.
Evening star., 1924-04-29
Thaw on Auto Tour.

PHILADELPHIA, April 29.-Pend-
ing disposition of an appeal for a re-
trial by opposition counsel, Harry X
Thaw. recently declared sane by d
jury in common pleas court. today
made L motor tour of the suburbs
under guard Although technically
in custody of the Pennsylvania Hos
pital for Mental and Nervous Dis
eases, he is permitted to relieve the
monotony of waiting by a certain
amount Of liberty under strict sur
veillance.
Evening star., 1924-04-29
RACE IN BAY STATE.
One Man Seeks Election, Opposing
Coolidge.

BOSTON, April ga light vote is
anticipated in the Massachusetts
presidential primaries today, with no
opposition to the Republican slate of
seven delegates at large pledged to
President Coolidge and only one in
dividual seeking a place on the Dem
ocratic delegation at large at the ex-
pense of one of the eight candidates
in the official group.
Brig Gen. Charles H. Cole entered
the Democratic primary tight as
protest against failure of the party
leaders to put the name of a world
war veteran on their slate. He has
announced that if elected he will sup
port Gov Smith of New York. Mem
bers of the official Democratic group
are unpledged, but at least one of
their number has announced that he
is favorable to Smith. OF the eight
group candidates four are women.
Republicans named for delegates at
large include two women.
The only Republican contest for the
Evening star., 1924-04-29
Local and Personal.

Friends of Uncle Joe Whetsun will
be grieved to learn that he was bru-
tally assaulted by couple of high
waymen Saturday night, but was not
killed.
Silas Foddergrass is out on the
streets after having been confined to
his house for six weeks with a brok-
en- leg much to his friends relief.
GeliX Stonebruise has received his
badge and instruction book from the
Neversleep Detective Agency and is
now looking around for something to
detect. AS a starter he might try TO
find out what has become of the Sol
diers' Monument fund.
Evening star., 1924-04-29
GERMAN ROADS RESPOND,
Members of Committee to Execute
Dawes Report Named

BERLIN, April 2s.-The reparation
commission has been notified that
Herr Vogt, subsecretary of railroads.
and Herr Bergman. subsecretay of
finance, will represent Germany on
the organization committee for Ger
man railroads suggested in the Dawes
report.
Herr Trendelenburg, former expor-
tation commissioner, and Privy Coun-
cillor Buecher, who is a member of
the League of German Industrialists.
will serve on the committee for in
dustrial obligations
Evening star., 1924-04-29
MARX ASKS PROMPT
RETURN OF ExILES
Says Germans Will Do Best to Re.
store Order, But Others
Must Do Part.
By the Associated Press.

By the Associated Press.
COLOGNE, Germany. April 30
Chancellor Marx delivered a speech
here yesterday reiterating the state
ments made in his campaign address
at Dusseldorf Sunday. While Ger
many would do her utmost to restore
economic and financial order, he de-
clared, at the same time, with all the
emphasis at her command, she would
claim fulfillment of the preliminary
conditions formulated by the Dawes
committee, especially the prompt re-
turn of those expelled from the oc-
cupied territories and the release OF
prisoners.
Evening star., 1924-04-29

thirty-two district delegates involv-
first district, where Dwight b. Nc
Cormack of Westfield, expressing a
preference for Hiram w. Johnson, is
seeking nomination in opposition to a
Coolidge candidate.
Each of the eight Democratic dele
gates at large and the four delegates
from each of the sixteen districts will
go to the New York convention with
half a vote. The seven Republican
delegates at large and the thirty-two
district delegates each have a full
vote.
Evening star., 1924-04-29
Sayings of Little Socrates.

Everybody tells you not to worry
and then worries you.
The country is suffering from auto
intoXication.
1t seems a Teapot will burn any
thing or anybody.
The good die young; no use taking
chances with them.
Evening star., 1924-04-29
Beached Ship Saved.

MUSKEGON. Mich, April 2s.-The
Crosby steamer Georgia, which went
on the Lake Michigan beach two miles
north of Muskegon harbor channel in
a dense fog early last night, was re-
leased at 1880 o'clock this morning,
slight damage having resulted Pas
sengers were removed from the
steamer during the night by coast
guard boats.
Evening star., 1924-04-29
TheFun Shop
Conducted by
Manson ForhaU JudeH
Verses and Reverses.
BY Samuel Hoffenstein.

Sleep, my little treasure,
Sleep, my little tot;
Mamma needs some pleasure,
Which rocking you is not:
1 love your little ways, dear.
Your body, pink and white,
But you have mammals days, dear,
So go to sleep at night.
II.
A little dachshund used to say.
Things grow brighter every day;
Sleet or snow or mist or hail,
| wag an optimistic tail"
Little dog, you're not the first
Whose hopes have gone from bad to
wurSt,
Evening star., 1924-04-29
MISSOURI FOR COOLIDGE.
Republicans to Choose Pledged
Delegates.

BY the Associated Press.
SPRINGFIELD, Mo-, April 29.-The
Missouri Republican convention here
today will instruct seven delegates
at large to the national convention
to vote for the nomination of Calvin
Coolidge for President, according to
party leaders.
Missouri will have thirty-nine votes
in the national convention and all
district delegates have been instruct
ed for Coolidge except six. 1t is eX-
pected the convention will indorse
Gov. Arthur NJ. Hyde of Missouri for
the nomination for Vice President.
Evening star., 1924-04-29
AMERICAN SHOOTS SELF.
Baltimore Man Found Wounded in
Paris.

PARIS, April 29.-Arthur Webner,
aged thirty-one, of Baltimore is in
condition suffering from a revolver
bullet wound in the right eye. He
told the hospital authorities he was
penniless and had tried to commit
suicide.
Webner was found last night in the
room of a friend.
Evening star., 1924-04-29
Frenzied Finance.
"a TriOlet.) !

What goods our budget,
The darned thing won't bulge?
Perhaps we miSjudge it,
But what goods our budget?
When, twist it or nudge it,
Its figures won't trudge?
What goods our budget,
The darn thing won't bulge,
Molly Anderson.
Evening star., 1924-04-29
IL CONVENTIONS SIGNED.
Rumanian-Hungarian Negotiations
Now COMPLETED.

BUDAPEST, April 29.-The Rumano-
Hungarian negotiations have been
completed with the signature of
twelve conventions, among them
commercial treaty inSuring mutual
most favored national treatment
Hungary also undertakes to deliver
to Rumania locomotives, or their
value to $4,000 gold lei, in place of
those taken away during the war
Evening star., 1924-04-29
THE EDITOR OF THE FUN
SHOP HAS SOMETHING TO
TELL STAR READERS

When we ask for original
and unpublished contributions
obviously we are not going to
accept old things. So why
should any one go to the trou-
BILE of sending them in, paying
for postage, etc?
There are any number of
bright things happening about
you which are original and which,
if accurately reported, will
bring you back interesting
checks.
Let's have those, plus any
real humor from your own
brain.
One other point: Unaccepted
contributions cannot be ac-
knowledged or returned. We
get so many contributions that
it is physically impossible to
maintain any correspondence
with readers. Therefore, do not
incloSe stamps.
Now, with these facts in
mind, go to it and let US have
all the new humorous gems
you create or which you hear.