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OF
'12FLAI PEACE
CONGRESS
President Of D. c. Branch Of
Society Bitterly AssaiIs
Pacifists' Purposes.

Calling the Fourth international
Congress Of the Women's Interna-
tional League for Peace and Free
dom a great Congress OF ultra
pacifists, propogandists Of un-Amer.
lean sentiment, and representatives
OF sovietism as exhibited in Rus.
sia," Mrs. Nobel Newport Potts.
president of the District branch Of
the National Society Of the United
States Daughters Of 1919, today
issued a statement bitterly assaIl-
ing the motives behind the gather
ing Of the Congress.
Referring to the Congress as IAN
International Peace Association.
Mrs. Potts said that 1t was influ
e""od b. European government,
among them the Soviet govern
ment Of Russia.
AT Mrs. Potts instance, a meet
ing has been called for tomorrow
afternoon at the Hotel Hamilton to
discuss ways and means of stop
ping the pacifists from gathering
here.
Mrs. Potts announced that invi.
tations had been extended to several
prominent speakers, among them
Assistant Secretary of the Navy
Roosevelt, Congressman w. D.
Upshaw, and Congressman Arthur
N. Free, to address the meeting.
"At the national convention of
the Daughters of 1912 this week,
strong resolutions condemnatory Of
|so-called peace organizations which,
were in fact, but camouflage so.
cieties attempting the sovietization
Ice thu TYnSkn6 Ekofnut tia GnrDhtov.o
declared in the statement.
The convention of the congress IL
scheduled to begin its sessions at
nesday. Both the War Department
keep the convention under surveil.
to prevent certain Of the speakers
on our agenda from addressing the
convention" the league charged
in a statement last night.
The league challenged the Gov.
eminent to state on what authority
1t was going to attempt to stop, any
portion of the program. The league
declared that it welcomed the es-
pionage contemplated by the Gov
eminent, and suggested that the
Government could find better ways
Of spending its money than by
using it to spy on their meeting.
When the doors Of the conven-
ton open next Wednesday police
men win be on hand to see that
all Is peaceful. Threats and init
nations Of trouble have been heard
and the police intend to see that
there IL no disorder.
Plans will be laid at tomorrow's
meeting to effectively stop the
meeting Of the league, If such can
be done, 1t was said.
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A DA US
WALK
With jim RING

In these rabid days of collect
Ing and compiling we feel It our
editorial duty to have a library.
This library win be unique in
that we win be unable to use
anything II it, but our friends
may borrow therefrom to their
heartS content with absolutely
no bad blood II borrowed books
remain permanently borrowed.
The first contribution to come
to hand is a prospectus entitled,
The American Institute Of Oper-
attic Art, at Stony Point, N. Y"
To still an alarming rumor be
1t said that we have no intentions
of deserving our literary labors to
star in opera.
Geo. Lucke pronounced 'Lulke'')
was walking In the brief rain yes
terday a. M, guarded by his Ia
vOrite umbrella.
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WooER GETS MARRIED
THOUGH -FlANCEE RESIGNS

NEW YORK, April 26.-Russell
Atkinson, Of Bloomfield, N. j., mar
ried Miss Gertrude Corby, Of New
ark. at exactly the hour when he
was supposed to have married Miss
Alice M. Walsh, OF Orange. Miss
Walsh had broken her engagement,
because Atkinson wanted to have a
Protestant clergyman perform q
ceremony, as well as a Catholic
priest, and Atkinson Immediately
found that Miss Corby was willing
to substitute.
Miss Walsh sent to the apartment
for some apparel and q hope chest
she said she had sent there, antici-
pating that she was to become mis-
tress Of the house. Atkinson sent
her the clothing, but refused to give
up the hope chest.
II paid for everything that's in
It," he said, land I'm going to keen
It. ! can use T."
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BIRTHS.
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Unleas otherwise specified. the follow
ing persons licensed to marry are from
this city:
Francis A. Jenkins, 10. ana Julia d.
Lynn L. stratton. q. Of Brooklyn. y.
Reverend George u. Dudley.
ra ArshSE z w sna Mary ~ K OF Kelly. q.
i EdWin d. Thomas. Is. Of Buffalo. and
Katherine G, Cutler. 80. Reverend
oi Z. 3. HAITI Hartman. 81. Of Dayton, Va,
ana Mary 3. JAMESON. IS, Of Harrison
burg, va. Judge Robert p. Mattingiy..
FIsnoi: Rlos S.1sn. 81 = and c.S cS5S L.
Austin walsh. 81, Of Metuchsn. n. J.,
ana Catherine Sullivan. -. Reverend
=. e s::y Isss g.: Ct 3, s.sss
Hs wiism V g. II hsl nCffR e. o. L..seurs,
Va. and ETma Thompson: H. OF Hun
'sf Reginald 3. Page. ii. and MiileCsnt
Joseph H. McGrOarty. ~. Of wilkes
Barre, Pa. and Rose A. Mangan' Is.
H; Otto J. r. EoA' w:nd., -, and Hazel E.
MSrrick. IS. Rev. d. whitley.
William Louis slant. 20. and Laura
Jane Furnes. -. Rev: w: M. Hoffman:
Leila Gormley. 20, OF Branchville. Nd.
Rev. J. e. Briggs.
franklin r. Copenhaver. 80, ana Mar
garet M. Volandt, IS, Of Baltimore, Nd.
Rev 8. +. Nicholas.
Charles John Evans, - OF Glen
burnie, Nd, and elisabeth Elise NY
land. 10. Of Baltimore. Nd. Rev. r.
Charles Courtney Allen, aS, Of New
Rochelle, N, T., and Erma Emmert
Paul, 81. Rev. 70. M. DIffenderfer.
Charles l.. Madden, ~. and Vivian v.
Pinkard, II, OF East Falls Church, Va.
Rev. T. A. Colman.
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INTERNATIONAL
SCORES j. S.
AIMS
Communist May Day Appeal
Says Policy Threatens
New War.
BY International News Service.

MOSCOW, April 26.-The execu-
tive committee OF the Communist
Internationale today published a
May Day appeal to Communists
and Communists sympathizers de.
nouncing the United States.
THE United States does not know
where to spend all it's money" said
the proclamation.
But simultaneously It is
eagerly stretching out its hands
for new riches: seeking new sources
Of oil and attempting to monopolize
by every means, including deceit
and violence. 4.gt
Thereby the United States again
centuries up q terrible new war
gpecter."
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MEDICAL EDUCATION
SHOWS PROGRESS HERE

In medical education in America.
the truly excellent IL still excep.
tional; we are still near the begin.
ming, in the opinion OF Abraham
Flexner, secretary Of the General
Education board.
Nevertheless, no nation in the
world has within the past ten or
twelve years made such progress
In the organization, improvement,
and financing Of medical education
az the United States
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INJURED ON HIGHWAY,
ASKS ST, 500 DAMAGES

Suit to recover $500 damages
for alleged personal injuries has
been filed in the District Supreme
Court by Clifford L. Jenkins against
the Arlington Supply and Coal
Company.
Plaintiff charges that he suffered
INJURIES when the motorcycle he
was riding on Lee highway was
struck by truck belonging to the
defendant company.
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INDIcT MAN WHO SAYS
COUSIN WE'D AcCUSER

PITTSBURGH. April 26.-The
Allegheny county grand jury has
just returned an Indictment charg.
ing misdemeanor against James A.
Slower, OF Lockport, N. Y, who
Mrs. Bertha Slower, Of Sharpsburg.
Pa. asserts is the husband who de-
serted her twenty years ago.
Slower, according to information
here, denies that he is the husband
or the woman, stating that her huS.
band, who was his second cousin,
died in Buffalo, N. Y, In 1917, and
was buried there.
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MARY e. MULCARE.

Mary e. Mulcare. seventy-nine
years old; lifelong reetdent OF the
District Of Columbia, died yester.
day at her home. 6s14 Eighth street
northwest, after an illness Of nearly
q year.
Mrs. Mulcare IL survived by her
daughter, Mrs. John G. Warren,
and five grandchildren. Funeral
services viii be held at the Church
Of the Nativity. Brightwood, Mon
day, at Q. m. Burial win be In
Mt. OIivet Cemetery.
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CHEMISTS VISIT
EDGEWOOD
~
ARSENAL
Convention Ends Here After
Most Successful Meet So.
ciety Has Held.

Concluding the largest scientific
convention Washington has ever
seen. delegates to the sixty-seventh
annual meeting OF the American
Chemical Society entrained early
today for Edgewood Arsenal. No.,
where they are witnessing the most
complete demonstration Of chemical
warfare since the close Of the world
war, under the direction Of Brig.
Gen. Amos A. Fries, chief of the
Chemical Warfare Service.
Close to 1000 scientists, represent.
ing about two.thirdS of the total
attendance at the convention, left
Union Station at $50 o'clock today
for the Arsenal, special train acco-
modations having been provided.
Many Sightseeing.
A goodly number remained In
washington for Sightseeing, many
with the intention Of going direct.
~ to New York tonight, when the
presidents Of various chemical ami
dye associations will give q ban
Quet at the Waldorf.Astoria In hon.
or Of Francis p. Garvan, former
alien property custodian, in recog-
milton Of his service to chemistry
In the United States.
Army officers. who accompanied
the scientists during the demon.
stration predicted that chemical
warfare would play a large part
in the next war. Col. Raymond r
Bacon, who served overseas az
CHIEF Of the technical division OF
the chemical warfare service, de-
clared that with further progress
in this method Of warfare, whole
armies would be. put to sleep and
taken prisoners.
The, Edgewood plant covers 1000
acres and cost $4,000 900. II was
entirely inspected. The chemists
were shown the various plants and
neutrality-suspicious., phosgene
ethylene, mustard gas, and brom
benzycyanide being among the
products developed In the several
sections.
See Cold Cure.
The guests also were shown the
result Of treating colds with chlor,
inc, regarded as an important step
in scientific knowledge.
Luncheon was served on the
grounds, and the demonstration was
planned to continue throughout the
afternoon. when the methods OF
using punitive chemicals are to be
displayed, including the sprinkllng
of smoke screen.
Plans for a $1,0O9OOO national
institute for reasearch In colloid
chemistry were announced at the
close Of the convention, last night
This institute will be located at q
site not yet determined.
The Bureau of Mines announced
today that it's exhibit Of rare metals
planned especially for the chemists
convention will continue on view
for the general public throughout
the coming week In the ground
floor corridor Of the Interior De
partment building, Eighteenth and
r streets northwest.
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Births, Marriages, Deaths
.PhOne Nstioss 70 Main $780, Obituary Desk
MRS. ELIzABKTH 9. LOGAN.

Services for Mrs, Elizabetbp Cath
crime Logan. widow Of Rear Admiral
Leavitt Curtis Logan, who died
yesterday at Newport, r, 4. will be
conducted Monday morning at IL
o'clock at Arlington Cemetery. Mrs.
Logan was the daughter Of the
late Admiral David Dixon Porter.
u. s. N.
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MRS. MARY b. AEIJLCARE.

Requiem mass win be colebrated
Monday morning at o'clock at the
Church Of Nativity. for Mr.. Mary
e. Mulcare, who died yesterday at
her home, 6S14 Eighth street north.
west. Preliminary services viii be
held from the residence at $50
a. m. Interment will be at Mt.
Olivet Cemetery.
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BENJAMIN r. SEATON.

Fellow members Of Myron r. Par
ker Lodge, No. ~. F. A. A. NJ. par
ticipated In the services today for
benjamin r. Seatop, who, died yes
terday at his home at 81 @ street
northwest. 1pterment was private.
His widow, Mrs. Angelina Seaton,
survives him.
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Heat Cure KiIIs Baby.

vCoLLINGwOOD. N. j., April 26.
&c. Austin Niles Sd, twenty!one-
month-old SON Of Mr.. and Mrs.
9. Austin Miles, jr., died In the West
Jersey Homeopathic Hospital from
being scalded when his mother
plunged him into q hot bath In an
effort to relieve him from convul-
siona,
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sovIETs SENTENCE SEVEN
FINNISH SPIES 70 DEATH

LENINGRAD, All 26.--Seven
alleged Finnish spies were sen.
fenced to death here today and five
others were sentenced to imprison.
Enent. They were accused OF co.
pionage by the Soviet authorities.
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BY WILLIAM PARKER,
Cosmopolitan News Service.
Copyright, 1924. by Cosmopolitan
News SarvicaA

tCopyright, 1874 by Cosmopolitan
News Service.)
T Los ANGELES, April 26.-"The
Japanese were determined to secure
q footing in this country through
peaceful penetration and they came
not az individual units to be alb
sorbed in the great American melt
ing pot, but as . compact body of
loyal subjects of the mikado to
serve his interests In every way
possible
v. H. McClatchy, California editor
ana many years an opponent of
Japanese immigration, thus sums Up
the situation:
For many years the Japanese
In America have been appealed to
by their leaders and by their news
papers to get many children and to
secure much land as the surest
meaps for permanently establishing
the Yamato race in this country"
says Mr.. McClatchy.
Picture Bride Plan.
""The picture bride plan was a
mRl order expedient, ,resorted to
W bAAC O0p1HC50 0AA0 tOICAdCC0 Uy
the American Government under
the gent1eman'S agreement with
Japan. Through 1t japanese females
were rushed over to continental
United States to become mothers of
broods Of American-born japanese.
I'm q brief which / prepared for
the State Department in 1921 / en-
hasized among others the follow.
nnYnH0e
Il. The Japanese year book
proudly boasts Of the fisheries con-
troIled by the empire OF Japan,
among them being those Of Hawaii,
II which they have q monopoly. and
Southern California, OF which they
have control.
.. I'm Oregon. the japanese have
secured control OF q considerable
portion Of the Hood River apple
8. In Colorado the Japanese
have secured control Of 81 per cent
Of the Rockford msion district and
Il. In New Mexico control Of the
cantaloupe and cotton crop by Jap
enese 10 threatened In the Mesilla
and Pecos valley. ="
Colonization Attempts.
''6. Systematic attempts have
been made ct colonization in
Texas, Florida and other States.
IS. Through their system OF con-
centratiOn and cooperation and
with their. advantage in, economic
composition, the Japanese have
driven white labor out Of various
districts in California They now
control Q921) one-eighth Of all the
rich irrigated lands Of the State.
"7. In the nitrate ports Of Chile
and Peru, Japanese occupy solid
districts and have secured control
Of many lines Of business. In Lima
nearly every market sta1l is kept
by Japanese.
''8. The Japanese have already IN
Hawaii four times as many as the
Chinese or Hawaiians or Portuguese
or other whites, and within twenty
years viii cast moro votes, as
American-born citizens, than all
other races combined.
1.-THE general system Of peaceful
penetration followed by the Japa-
nese Is first to suppIant white labor
by working for less money or
longer hours than would the whites;
then, having driven out white COM
petitors, to raise the rate Of wage
until 1t is as high or higher than
that asked for by white labor, then
to refuse to work for the whites
under wage and to work only for
Japanese for wages or under the
'co-operatiVe' plan,"
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COLONIZATION
CITED AS AIM
Or JAPS
California Editor Says Nip
pon's immigrants Come to
Work for Mikado.

This Is the third and cOAcIudina
article of q series quoting a Cali
foyniG editor and officer of the
AsiGtic Exclusion League on rea-
sons auhN Congress has framed q
stringent LGaU against japanese inaI
migration. j
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ICOnsistencE.

A. NAOAO0O ADOOOs
He didn't have a permit, be.
cause there were q few things
about driving he didn't know yet,
he said.
Boob: II was learning to drive.
your honor. and the man in the
car there with me had q permit"
Love Laughs at Traffic Rules.
The cor: THE man that had
the permit was in the rear seat.
your honor. A lady was sitting
with the defendant"
Boob: He sat in the rear seat
because he said knew how to
drive well enough"
Sewed Up.
The court. "If you knew how
to drive, you should have had
your permit; IL you didn't know
how to drive, your instructor
should have been in the seat with
you. Forty dollars or ten days"
A Gentleman Of Leisure.
Boob: 1--WE got some time
coming to me from my en-
ployer-"
you've got some time coming
to You from this court, too, II
you don't pay your fine.Y
Constitution PsychOpathic Inferior
1--WE got a good job and I
don't want to lose it."
SYou'd better quit driving with.
out permit, then"
Cant be excused to go and
get the $40?"
''1ll take your personal bond
while you go"
II haven't got it with me. I
came away in such a hurry that
/ left it on the"
Next case"
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Charles J. Haering. - years. st.
EliRabeths Hospital
Margaret Tayman. 10 years, &c. Elisa
6eths Hospital
Mary c. Carr. y years. S1A u street
northwest,
Charles Smith, 90 years. 831G N
street northwest.
Margaret n. Lea, 50 years, 1905
Newton street northwest.
Frances Summers. 60 years, 1716
Eighth street northwest
Lewis Keys. T8 years. as N street
northwest.
William Jones, 60 years! o. g. SOL
diers' Home.
Margaret A. Thomas, 60 years. le4s
Thirty.sec6nd street northwest.
Carrie "a. Cain, % years, Tubercu-
losis Hospital
Robert Noble Is years, $40 virRinia
avenue southwest.
rs Joseph I. Mason, jr:: month. 1907
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AMOS HADLEY.

ANGST Hadley, eighty-four. a vet
eran OF the Civil War and a resi-
dent OF Washington for the past
fifty-five years, died yesterday at
his residence, 1880 Harvard street
northwest. Services win be conduct
ed from the home Monday after.
noon at 1870 o'clock by the Rev.
Walter Morgan, pastor OF the Mount
Pleasant Congregational Church.
Burial arrangements have not been
completed.
Mr.. Hadley was born IN Augusta,
Maine, and directly after his dis
charge from the Union Army at the
close of the Civil War settled in
washington. For thirty-four years
he was chief OF the Supplies Divi-
sion Of the Interior Department and
was retired four years ago. He
was q member Of Burnside Post.
@. A. r., and Of Benjamin French
Lodge, r. A. A. n.
He IL survived by his widow,
Mrs. Susan H. Hadley: two daugh-
tiers, Mary L. and Clara B. Hanley.
ana q son. Charles II. Hadley. all
BIRTHS.
Horace ]. and Elizabeth LAngford.
Frank II, ana May webster, boy.
Geroge r. and Zoda J. Grson0aAk.
boy.
Francis H. ana Katie Johnson. boy.
Frank and Jane Jones, girl.
Erwin and Flossie Fisher, boy.
Lloyd w. ana Isabel Winebetg, boy.
Laurence p. and Margaret X. Farrell.
girl.
Donate and Maria Marraffa, boy.
William p. and Sarah e. Turner, gtrl.
Joeeph ana Cora Thornton, girl.
Clarence B. and Ruth =. Green. girl.
Harry q. and George JAcobs, girl.
Dewitt d. and Julia G. Groves, boy.
aamuAl C. and Nattia Smith. boy.
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Geo. says a lot Of big business
Is going to break In a plumbing
way pretty soon.
Here is hoping that Geo. gets
his fun share Of the plumbing
plum 0oke).
Before starting on the daily
stroll, Ye Ed. was telephoned by
Miss Helena O'Connor that the
Kappa Tau Sigma sorority win
throw a card party at the Raleigh
on May Day night.
Ye Ed. respectfully (as II his
WON'T asked why not make It, q
modern NAH jong party, to which
sally Miss O'C. replied that the
fair ladies Of the K. T. s. had no
idea Of wasting an evening on
= arithmetic, which Tor 90 runs the
prevalent notion II the heart and
soul Of the heathenish game.
It viii be worth going to the
party II just to see Miss O'C., II
our gallant comment on same.
Steve Takes has apparently de.
cided that the wing collar does
not make the man, and turned up
at the Mercantile Credit Bureau
yesterday with an orthodox neck
piece.
Ye, Ed. has lately been be,
leaguered by mail from Congress.
man Martin L. Davey and other
members, also the Republican Ma
tional Committee, until his mind
IL awhirl with plots and counter
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pratA notIees

BOEGER On wednesday, April q,
! 1eas. ct his residence. 1895 9 street
1 northwest ERNEST a. BoE0EIH: <Ds-
: lcyed husband Of Mary A. ,a 6osSsr.
April Is. It Sfs. ct Holy Trinity
g Church. Interrnent at Mount Ohvet
CART--On Thursday. April "a, 1924. ct
her rsI MHSY 10 Sls s SscS.d vie
OF the late J.. I. H. Carr, end devoted
Lee and. Annie r. Carr, Funeral from
4: sss F' ssSSs q ana Passive. aHr
vited. interment private. Glenwood
Cemetery. Portsmouth, Va. papers
CO6AN-Thursday, April %. 1877. ct
her residence, No: $40 King ST. A Isa.
c ca%pS.liS Sa' beloved a wife Il John 4
Cagdn. funeral from her eon.s resi- a
dence, No. 213 North Alfred ST., oat-
urday. April %, 1874. e q p d m;; sl@7
Lyons On April IS. 1921 ELHEL n <.
loved daughter OF David s Lyons:
Mineral from her late residence. -
r street northwest Mondeys ,AgIn 20 %,
1924. ct s:s0 ?. m. ET1enas n .nsl came a.
MUL April 2s. 1874. a.
$50 q. M, MARY e. MULcARE. be
loved mother Of Mrs John 81 ~ et ~.
Sth st. n. W., Monday. April 90 e.
$50 a. m. Requiem mass az the
Church OF the Nativity at O. M
Interment Nj. 0lixet CemekeEZ -.-------
WEST. on April q, 1884. at .e:4S ?. N;
northwest. SAMUEL n. WEST. Ae
leaves 10 mourn their loss bis VIE.
Ella West: two sons, John ana James;
Sais' Mr., Annie Francis and Mrs
Mamie Patrick; one brother. J. ".
West. Funeral services on sunday
April 81. 1g24, ct Metropolitan sap
fist Church at p. M, Rev. pr. NJ
w. b. Norman, pastor. Fuperal con.
Quoted by VIM. 7. Taiberts UndertaKof.
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THE ALIBI.
ARTISTS
A Skeleton Record Of.
Cases Tried BY
Judge Mcmahon.
By DONALD McDOUGAL.
Tales Of q Feather.

The $1.O0O,OOO that's going to be
raised by the gas tax win be
spent to improve the Districts
highways, and Congress win con.
tribute $1.OOO,0OO less even, than
hitherto.
That $4,000, 600 OF the DISTRICTS
money held for. ransom in the
Treasury. is to be restored to us,
and Congress win contribute
$1,000, 900 less.
Let's Go on WarpatIl.
An Indian and q white men had
buzzard and turkey at the end
OF perfect day, and the white
man said, "I'u take the turkey
and you can have the buzznSd, or
you can have the buzzard and IN
take the turkey. How's thar
Sounds fair, but InjtNn get
buzzard all a time"
Let's Have q Parade.
Taxation without representation
IL larceny.
Aw, Bananas.
ban Political Bunk. Reed
Urges Press" Headline.)
Takes Two to Avoid Quarrel.
''The people should determine by
vote how Tar this country IL 10
get mixed up with International
quarrels," says Vice Chairman
Kremer. But he never tried to
repel bayonet charge with votes.
No Bob Haired One AYmOl1e I'm.
Now the District-baiters want to
boost the auto. tax from $3.50 per
hundred to $3.50, SOS to get the
$4.600,00O back.
Together Again.
A driver bold, with pep and
nerve;
A down-grade road. with a right
sharp curve:
A choo-choo train with clang-
ing bell,
How'd that undertaken fix him
up 90 well?"
Consistency.
He ran past the traffic sign
at Fourteenth and u, your honor,
and brought on a minor traffic
jam. I said, Didn't you see that
word Stop on there?' He said.
Yes, but thought it meant for
the people on Fourteenth street
TO stop. All the street name signs
refer to the streets they're parallel
with, and thought traffic signs
were the same"