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Evening star., 1924-10-24
COOLIDGE TO DINE
At AGENT BOARD
President Heads Guests at
Golden Rule Banquet
Here Tonight.

Notahies OF America, headed by
President Coolidge and high d'plo
matte officials of other countries viii
sit at j banquet table tonight to
consume viands valued at exactly 4
tents a plate.
The scene will he the New Willard
Hotel. 1t will be the first time or
~ecord that such high officials gath
cred to dine on so meager Il repaSt
The occasion Is to aid in promotion
"f International Golden Rule Sunday
December Z, and the menu repre-
sentS the same bill of fare being
srved at American orphanages in
Bible lands by the Near East Relief
under whose auspices the banquet is
being conducted tonight.
Schoolgirls Serve.
Girls from the Junior League, The
National Cathedral School and
'runston Hall. as well as alumnae o.
George Washington University, will
he mattresses. The food will consist
Of cocoa, rice, macaront, apricots
and corn syrup and brown bread.
On Golden Rule Sunday the popu-
iations of 20 countries are asked to
serve an orphange menu in their re-
SpeCtive homes and to contribute the
actual savings in the meal, with as
much more as can lie conveniently
@iven, to support of the work being
done by the Near East Relief in Bible
.ands. There will be no financial ap-
peal at tonight'a banquet, which is
being held primarily for the pur-
pose Of explaining and Illustrating
1he needs of the orphans OF the Near
Last
Sotables to Attend.
In addition TO President Coolidge,
among those who Will dine on the
<-cent dinner will be Ambassador
:. J. Jusserand of France, Charles V.
Efckrey, president of the Interna-
tional Near East Relief Association: /:
Mrs. Philip North Moore, president Of
The National Council of Women, and
Or. Albert Shaw, all OF whom, In
Guiding President Coolidge, will
speak. Station WCAP viii broad
cast the addresses. DIR. John H.
Finley, editor Of New York City, and
vice chairman of the Near East Re
lief, will preside. Mrs. Theodore w.
Noyes is chairman of the program
crmmittee: Mrs. Walter L. Tucker
man is chairman of the reception
committee. and Mrs. William Z.
Chamberlain is in charge of decora
tions.
Evening star., 1924-10-24

In France. arsenic has been success
fully used in fertilizer, for although
its value is not direct, it helps to
II axe other elements available.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11
Pacific Coast Indians.

The origin of the art Of the Pacific
coast Indians is subject which has
puzzled students in their Investigations
into the relations between the people
of North America and the peoples Of
the rest of the world The resemblance
In facial feature between the so-called
Siwash and the Mongolian race is In
some cases so marked that 1t IS com.
monty believed that the Pacific coast
Indian is descended from wander
Ing tribe Of Chinese, and the Idea that
orientals may have reached this CON
tinent over the Behrlng straits is cred.
tied by many Investigators. Other AL.
thoritles even have protested to see
a resemblance between the art of the
Haida Indians and the art Of the Jap
anese. But. of course, nothing Of d
definite character can he stated.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11
Page Three

Best authorities agree that even
the lighteSt ear can not be driven
for less than 7 cents mile, count
ing depreciation, gas, oil, tires,
and other items. Larger ears cost
more in proportion. Our cost of
operation Of the big bus is $lS
day, but as we carry many pas
sengers the cost to each is small
Note the following changes in
time, Bus leaves Burton $3.50 a.
M; Vashon 9:54 a. m. Sunday a,
m. leaves Burton 200; Sunday p.
m, leaves Burton 5 80 p. m.
Communication tickets, Vashon,
six round trips, $3.50; Burton,
Portage and ElliSport, six round
trips, $500.
Vashon Island Auto Transportation Co.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Hardins's Funeral Cos. Nation $500.
Washington, d. C.--lhe illness of
President Harding cost $4,000 and
the private funeral $500, it was dis.
closed in letter from President Cool
idge to Speaker Gillette, asking an
appropriation to pay the bills. The
letter was the usual formal transmits.
sion of statement from the treasury
showing need of the legislative au.
thority to pay the bill.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11
Man Hurt by Needle
Files Suit for $4,000

Akron, GA common, ordi-
nary, everyday steel needle may
cost Otis Turney $1,000.
william Angel filed suit for
that amount In Common Pleas
court against Turncy. In his
petition, he states that Turney
Is proprietor OF the Colonial
hotel, and that he rented n room
In that hotel.
When he went to he'd his leg
encountered a needle In the mat.
tress, the needle, running into
his left leg below the knee to
distance Of about one inch and
breaking, leaving IN inch Of the
steel In his leg, Angel charges.
He states that the wound
since has become painful and
hns necessitatcd an operation
and doctor bill, as well MS in
capacitating him Cor work.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mr.. and Mrs. A. Petersen were
pleasantly surprised at their
new home Sunday evening when
a party of 40 relatives and friends
came to spend the evening, bring
ing with them a bounteous sup
per. After refreshments were
served music and dancing were
enjoyed. The Petersens received
a number of useful gifts for their
new home.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

FOR NOVEMBER DELIVERY
a few hundred fine two-year-old
Island Belle grape vines. Just a
few Oregon Champion gooseberry
plants left. Also asparagus. Phone
me your wants in berry plants of
any kind. Elmer Harmeling, red
754: Portage.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mrs. Karen Danielsen was host
ess at dinner New Years evening
to a party of relatives and friends,
honoring Mr.. and Mrs. A. Tower of
Puget island, who recently re-
turned from a several years resi-
dence in Norway. Table appoint
ments We're in the seasons colors
and covers were laid for II.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Clifford Petersen is back to
school again after a severe attack
of measles during the Christmas
vacat on. Other high school stu
dents Of this place, who are con-
valescing from measles are George
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

FOR SALE-Choice 2-year-old Is
land Belle rape plants. Place
your orders now. Single plants,
90 cents each; prices on applica-
ton for lots of 100 or more. Mail
orders to R. Durhack, Gen. Del,
Bremerton, Wash; phone 1881.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mrs. Iittleman of Lakeby, this
state, spent the fore part of the
week at the home of her daught-
er. Mrs. l.. Plancich.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

GET YOUR Pr. and TIMES
from G, l.. Tjomsland, authorized
agent for both papers. Sunday de.
livery. Phone Red III.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Misses Harriet and Tornie John
sen of Ruston were guests at the
c. Ammdsen home Sunday.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mrs. J. A. Jensen of Seattle
spent Sunday night and Monday
at the Claude Petersen home, com
ing over to visit Mrs. Petersen,
who has been on the sick list.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mrs. L. Danielsen gave a lunch
con Sunday afternoon to a large
number of relatives.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Ten cents per line first Insertion, five
cents for each additional insertions.
minimum rate 25c, cash in advance.
Remit in stamps or NJ. ..
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

The Ladies Aid of Dockton met
at the home of Mrs. Alger Ander-
sen Wednesday, January g.. After
the business session delicious re-
freshments were served by the
hostess. The next meeting will be
at the home of Mrs. j. Danielsen
Wednesday, Feb. 6.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Wholesale Produce-J. FL. Rodds
pays net cash prices for veal
pork and beef, also hides. Phone
us for quotations. Red 1872. 4
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Landers of
Southern Heights We're dinner
guests at the home of the latter S
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. H. Larsen,
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Nils Andersen of Seattle is Wis,
ting at the home of A. Andersen
and with other relatives at this
place.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mr.. and Mrs. A. Danielsen and
infant daughter of Seattle were
guests during the holidays at the
homes of r. Nilsen and Mrs. X.
Daniclsen.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Miss Ethel Muscrop and a girl
friend of Vancouver, B. c., We're
guests at the home of the former 5
aunt, Mrs, Katie Riehm, Friday
and Saturday.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

The. Rev. Brewick of Tacoma
win preach at the Community
church Sunday evening, January
20.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

A son was born to Mr., and Mrs.
w. V. Convey at their home north
east of Vashon on Wednesday of
this week.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

FOR SALE-My modern water
front home at Portage, with or
without acreage. Any reasonable
offer considered. You make your
own terms and interest. Geo. T.
Thompson, box 1855. Bremerton.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

The boys don't sing as much as
they did in the pre-prohibition
days, but neither do they break
down and weep on the bartend-
er,s neck at closing time.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Prompt Auto Service by Al
Kellogg, the old reliable driver o,
Portage. Just phone Rer 33
and well hurry" Anywhere
and anytime.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Fred Butcher, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Peter Butcher, is home from
Philadelphia, where he has been
for several years. He expects to
locate at San Francisco where he
will engage in the insurance bust
ness
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

The Modern Woodmcn of
America will hold installation Of
officers and a pie supper at the |.
O. o. r, hall at Center on Satur.
evening OF this week.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

w. b. Mackie is building a new
poultry house so Y 20 feet in di-
mensions at this home northeast
Of NaShon.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11
: Vs. :,,ll Nt7yIy22s'

| Il. A, Weiss was a Seattle visit
or today (Friday).
Mrs. Grace Beall was a Seattle
visitor ON Saturday of last week.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
w. V. Convey at their home north
east of Vashon on Wednesday of
this week.
w. B. Mackie is building a new
poultry house so X 20 feet in di-
menSions at this home northeast
Of VaShon.
Mrs. G. w. Blekkink is spend.
ing the week at the Sheldon home
ON the Des MONIES highway south
of Seattle.
Mrs. r. w. +. Martin of Portage
left Friday for an extensive visit
at Los Angeles and other Cali
fornia points.
Mrs. A. II. Petersen and infant
son returned home from Seattle
Sunday. Mother and babe are in
splendid health.
Allen Beall was over from his
home at Seattle Saturday, visit
ing at the home of his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. L. G. Beall, Sr.
r. w. +. Martin returned to
his home at Portage the first of
the week after having visited his
daughter at Vancouver, B. G.
Mrs. z. e. Van Olinda returned
Saturday last from Ortmg where
she was in attendance at a joint
meeting of the w. R. c. and the
G. A. R.
The Federated Ladies Aid will
meet at the home OF Mrs. Ii. IL.
Gorsuch on Thursday, Jan. II,
Mrs, c. Menees will assist Mrs.
Gnrsuch.
Carl r Hebenstreit. accomp-
anied by his guardian. R. F.
Thomas, Of Seattle spent the week
end at the home of DR.. Cowden
Laughlin.
Miss Il. P. Lincoln of Blooming
ton, Ill.,, is visiting at the O. Fl.
Lincoln home. She is OH her way
to California for the remainder of
the winter.
II. Z. Kellogg, well known G.
A. R. veteran, who makes his home
with his daughter, Mrs. 0. II.
Lincoln, was a Seattle visitor for
the week end.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Louis
Kucera, at Spokane, January 6, a
daughter, Norma Louise. Mr.. and
Mrs. Kucera were teachers in the
Vashon high school three years
ago, Mrs. Kucera being at that
time Miss Vera Gray.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mrs. Grace Beall was a Seattle
visitor ON Saturday of last week.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

FOR SALE-Good forest wood
delivered anywhere within a
reasonable distance of wood lot.
Light trucking and hauling done.
Chas. Martindale, phone black
1886, Portage. If
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Land clearing is in full swing
in several directions about Wash
on. Blasts are heard frequently,
giving evidence of the industry of
the farmers in what is generally a
duh season.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11
Y H Z VASHON Communit,
church invites you to its ser
vices next Sunday.

For business education inves,
ligate Success Business School
Wash.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mrs. G. w. Blckkink is spend,
ing the week at the Sheldon home
ON the Des Moines highway south
of Seattle.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Il. A. Weiss was a Seattle visit
or today (Friday).
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Anton Halsan of Tacoma was
the guests of his sister, Mrs. X.
Danielsen, SUNDAY.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mr., and Mrs. Ray Kmgsbury of
Portland are visiting at the home
Of the formers mother, Mrs. Il.
II, Van Olmda this week. and with
relatives at other points on the
island.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

FOR SALE-Horse, harness, wag-
on, pillow and cultivator, $4,000;
anvil, wise, blacksmith tools. and
pipe cutter, $4,000; stump puller
and cable, $4,000. S. B. Morris,
phone red 81. Portage. Wash.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

FOR SALE-If you want the best,
the finest 10 acres on the island,
buy A. j. Wallacker's place at
Cove. Priced to sell. 1917 18th
Street, Everett.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

FOR SALE-5-year-old COW ;
milks six gallons and makes two
pounds butter daily. Don't take
my word-come and milk her.
Price $500. James l.. Moore, Cen
ter.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Sell the scrub and feed the high
grade and purebred.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Tuesday evening being the an
niversary Of the birth of Floyd
Mace the most neighbors in the
Glen Acres section visited his
home, taking generously filed
baskets of lunch. A splendid time
characterized the event.
A joint meeting of the Vashcn
and Burton Parent-T Teacher as
sociations will be held at the
Vashon high school building on
Tuesday, January Is, at 2:30 p.
m. An excellent program is being
prepared. After the business SEES
sion refreshments and social
time will follow.
On January 16 Ira O. Thomp-
son. Vashon rural carrier, will
start from the postoffice at $50,
going south to the Kirkland corn
err, then east to the Sunshine
poultry farm, north and east to
Vashon dock, covering the same
territory but reversing the course
of travel. Patrons must change
their boxes whore necessary and
the entire route will be covered
more satisfactorily.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mrs. R. w. +. Martin of Portage
left Friday for an extensive visit
at Los Angeles and other Cali
fornia points.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

H. Z. Kellogg, well known G.
A. R. veteran, who makes his home
with his daughter, Mrs. 0. II.
Lincoln, was a Seattle visitor for
the week end.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mrs. Hay of Buckley is visiting
at the home of her daughter, Mrs.
i. Hix.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

with man and horse for eight
hours. Fl. Tanaka, Vashon. Phone
black 164.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Harrison. Gordon Ruhlen an
Mabel Martin.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mrs. r. g. Van Olinda returned
Saturday last from Orting where
she was in attendance at a joint
meeting Of the w. R. G. and the
G. A. r.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

SERVICES and Sunday school
Sunday morning at Vashol
Community church.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Mrs. A. II. Petersen and infant
son returned home from Seattle
Sunday. Mother and babe are in
splendid health.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11
CLASSIFIED I4DDEjksss TXss517VC

CLASSIFIED ~
Ten cents per line first Insertion, five
cents for each additional insertion:
minimum rate 25c, cash in advance.
Remit in stamps or M. o,
FOR SALE
FOR SALE-3 incubators, $4,000
Phone red 80.
FOR SALE-Vulcan Stamping
powder. Frank D. Kingsbury,
Portage, Wash.
FOR SALE-7-week s old O. |. C.
pgs. Vashon Garden Co. phone
black 722.
FOR SALE = Two American
brooder stoves, s and 10-foot.
Mrs. Covington.
FOR SALE-Sour cherries, both
standard and dwarf. Island
Nurseries, Vashon, Wash.
FOR SALE-Five acres next to
cemetery; considerable stump,
age. Owner, 52S Lyon Bldg, Sc
attic, phone Elliott 1915.
FOR SALE-If you want the best,
the finest 10 acres on the island,
buy A. j. Wallacker's place at
Cove. Priced to sell. 1917 10Th
Street, Everett.
FOR SALE-5-year-old COW !;
milks six gallons and makes two
pounds butter daily. Don't take
my word-come and milk her.
Price $500. James l.. Moore, Cen
ter.
FOR SALE-Horse, harness, wag-
on, pillow and cultivator, 500. 90;
anvil, wise, blacksmith tools. and
pipe cutter, $4,000; stump puller
and cable, $4,000. S. B. Morris,
phone red 30, Portage, Wash.
FOR SALE-Good forest wood
delivered anywhere within a
reasonable distance of wood lot.
Light trucking and hauling done.
Chas. Martindale, phone black
1886, Portage. If
FOR SALE-My modern water
front home at Portage, with or
without acreage. Any reasonable
offer considered. You make your
own terms and interest. Geo. T.
Thompson, box 1855, Bremerton.
FOR SALE-Choice 2-year-old Is
land Belle rape plants. Place
your orders now. Single plants,
80 cents each; prices on applica-
ton for lots of 100 or more. Mail
orders to r. Durhack, Gen. Del,
Bremerton, Wash; phone 1881. |
FOR NOVEMBER DELIVERY
few hundred fine two-year-old
Island Belle grape vines. Just a
few Oregon Champion gooseberry
plants left. Also asparagus. Phone
me your wants in berry plants of
any kind. Elmer Harmeling, red
754. Portage.
EInD nHHrm
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

R. w. F. Martin returned to
his home at Portage the first of
the week after having visited his
daughter at Vancouver, B. c.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Allen Beall was over from his
home at Seattle Saturday, visit
ing at the home of his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. L. G. Beall, ST..
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

FOR SALE-Five acres next to
cemetery; considerable stump,
age. Owner, 52S Lyon Bldg, Sc
attic, phone Elliott 1915.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11
LOST
MISCELLANEOUS

Auto for hire, Max Marsh, Bur.
ton. Wash. Phone Black 1852
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Miss Il. P. Lincoln of Blooming
ton, ILL.,, is visiting at the O. Fl.
Lincoln home. She is OH her way
to California for the remainder of
the winter.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

The Federated Ladies Aid will
meet at the home of Mrs. e. Fl.
GorSuch on Thursday, Jan. II,
Mrs, c, Menees will assist Mrs.
Gcrsuch.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11
DOCKTON
Mrs. Claude Petersen.

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MIS- olauae l elerseh.
Mrs Hav If Rucklov is VISITING
at the home Of her danohter Mrs
= ii'N'
Anton Halsan of Tacoma was
the guests of his sister, Mrs. X.
Danielsen. Sunday
Mrs. l.. Danielsen gave a lunch
con Sunday afternoon to large
number of relatives.
sen OF huston were guests at the
Z. Am'mdsen home Sunday.
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Sontbem Heiobts waro dinner
oues+s at tba home Of tba latterr,s
parents Mr.. and Mrs n larsen
-
Mr.. and Mrs A Donielsar and
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

Carl f, Hebenstreit. accomp-
anied by his guardian. R. F.
Thomas, Of Seattle spent the week
end at the home of DR.. Cowden
l!aughlin.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1924-01-11

WANTED-Used oil brooder
stove of 200 to 800 chick capac-
ity, Phone red 13l.
The Washington times., 1924-05-24
GOLD BRICKS

The transit passenger who
wants strap on the moving
staircase.
The fellow ahead of you in a
revolving door who makes YOU
do all the work.
The man who calls every no.
torious person in the newspaper
by his first name.
Beggars who pocket all con.
Gibutions except one penny.
The bird on the wire who SAYS,
Guess who this is?''
The wife who when notified
By the bank that she has over.
drawn her account. Indignantly
demands her husband TO change
banks.
The Washington times., 1924-05-24
WEBSTER TO
DATE

Bobbed Haired Bandit - The
sweet little cashier with the Dutch
bob who charges you So for q
steak about the size Of a bouiIlon
cube.
Blue Ribbon Jury-A jury with
only eleven members whose vote
counts-i. e., one composed OF
eleven women and one man.
Calendar Something that re.
cords dates. Any flapper's note
book.
Broadcasting Station - Tb .
weekly meeting of the Ladies'
Outing Club:
Mentally Incompetent AN Of
flee slave who tells his wife that
he is expecting raise soon.
The Washington times., 1924-05-24
CHESTER'S
CHUCKLES
BY Chester 6. Conner.

~ AGING death TOR ypuT
sweetie is different from
Il faciRg mad, live pa.
Does thes woman always pay?
Ask the dressmaker and Dad.
Spring Is popular because y
gives an excuse. for being lazy.
The man in the street must be
a quick stopper.
When a tramp is asked 70 clean
a carpet be usually beats +.
Some people. can never get
anything together--not even them.
selves.
/ Most any car can become z
flying machine il you step on II
hard enough.
Most of US should begin now
our correspondence course in
finding vacation place.
The Washington times., 1924-05-24

With the musicians daughter,
don't take her to symphony
concert-she's probably tired of
hearing her old man practice
around the house.
The Washington times., 1924-05-24

Don't compliment the boss wife
on her appearance and she'll tell
him you're dumbbell. Tell her
she looks sweet enough to kiss
and you will be looking for a
new lob,
The Washington times., 1924-05-24

With girl who considers mar;
riage as a partnership, have It
clearly understood that she il to
be the silent partner.
The Washington times., 1924-05-24

Every time AN old style in
clothes becomes popular again,
you have o. snealxing suspicion
that the fashion moguIs are doing
it just to get rid of old stock
on their shelves.