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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
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single-circuit sets-and l know that
they are now wishing they had ex-
pended little further and made the
popular honeycomb or variometer set
this article is written.
AS you have found out, the single
circuit set, while giving louder signals,
also brings in interference. The main
reason you built your sfngle-circuit set
was that it was inexpensive. Now /
feel sure there are many fans who.
like myself, have been trying to reduce
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
Fit-All Tube Socket
Makes Changing Easy

There are so many kinds of tubes
now on the market, the bases of
which are of different sizes, that II is
necessary to connect up new socket
whenever 1t is desired to change
tubes.
The drawing shows a socket which
will hold any tube.
Simply insert the tube so that the
pin fits in the little hole on the back
part of the socket. Then tighten up
the thumb nuts until the tube is Sc
cure. Connect the flexible cords with
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
The Four Principal Sections Of the
Mercury Variable Condenser in Their
Correct Positions for Assembly.

l, are cut from some good grade of
artists cardboard. They should be
about 2A inches in diameter and II
Inch thick. Part 3 has a hole about
liz inches in the center. Piece has
an iron washer and machine screw in
the center to form a contact for the
mercury. Before putting another
washer and nut on the other side,
the screw Is sealed in the hole with
drop of sealing wax. Turn the nut
down lightly on the wax. Apply heat
to the screw until the wax begins to
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
Distance Reception

The distance a receiving set will
operate over cannot be determined by
any means except actual operation.
Two identical receivers will operate
entirely different under different con-
ditions, yet both will operate the same
at the same place. This is caused by
other conditions than the receiver,
such as location, surroundings, tubes.
and any one of several varying fac
tors which are beyond control
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
interior View of the Completed Mer-
curry Variable Condenser.

tically in operation and as it Is turned,
the mercury stays at the bottom
When the tinfoil is also at the bottom,
the full capacity is in effect, since the
mercury is pressing close to the mica
Fig. 2 shows a good method Of mount
ing. Three equally spaced holes are
drilled close to the edge. Be sure that
they do not go through the mercury
chamber. Three strips of brass to
form a tripod are attached thereto. 1t
may be mounted directly on panel.
as shown, and flexible wire leads
brought off from the contacts.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
Good Potentiometers
Help to Reduce Noise

When you buy a potentiometer of
the wire-wound type, look it over. Be
sure the wire is fine, firmly held to
the support, that 1t Is evenly wound,
with no "lumpy' places and that the
contact arm rides smoothly from end
to end of the winding. Any defect
in potentiometer Is reproduced in
noise in the head phones or loud
speaker. The best Is none too good.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
Mercury Variable
Condenser Parts
Unit Saves Space and May
Be Constructed at Very
Small Cost.
BY z. L. PATTERSON

This unit combines the saving In
space effected by the use Of mica
condenser with the easy tuning of the
well-known air dielectric condenser.
and every radio bug" has the neces-
sary tools. Parts 1, 3 and 4, In Fig.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
No Friend of His

Son-Dad, there's a friend of yours
outside who hasn't seen you since the
wedding Shall / usher him into the re-
ception room?
Father-He isn't my friend He's
the man who made me acquainted with
your mother.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21

RS. MARTHA MULVEY was
N III cook in the household of the
Nv late ]. p. Morgan, ST., in
New York, says the Kansas
City Star, and was fully satisfied there
when Mrs. William Howard Taft,
knowing President Taft's love for
good food, prepared properly, brought
her to the White House and said !:
'There you are! You are monarch of
all you survey" She stayed there
during both the Wilson terms, then be-
came Mrs. Harding's most important
under officer and now is serving in, a
similar capacity for Mrs. Coolidge.
Mrs. Mulvey was born in Sweden
something more than fifty years ago.
She has been cooking ever since she
can remember, but she is extremely
modest about 1t all. She realizes to
the fullest extent the dignity of her
position and has invested it with a
sort of sanctity that is entirely par
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21

never used. off his coupler or tuning
coil. If this Is done there will probably
be noticeable difference on local sta
tons and surely on all distant stations
worked.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
BOScHEE's SYRUP

Allays irritation. soothes and heals throat
and lung inflammation. The constant
irritation of cough keeps the delicate
mucus membrane of the throat and lungs
ina congested condition, which BOSCHEES
SYRUP gently and quickly heals. For this
reason it has been a favorite household
remedy for colds, coughs, bronchitis and
especially for lung troubles In millions of
homes all over the world for the last fifty
seven years, enabling the patient to obtain
q good nights rest. free from coughing
with easy expectoration in the morning.
You can buy BOSCgEE'S SYRUP wherever
medicines are sold.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
cuticura for Plmply Faces.

To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to in
clude Cuticura Talcum. Advertisement.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
Three-Whee[ed Truck

Built for Chicago store, a three
wheeled delivery truck is driven by
motor inclosed In the third wheel,
which is in front, it being possible to
turn the vehicle in its own length.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
"DANDELIoN BUTTER COLOR"

A harmless vegetable butter color
used by millions for 90 years. Drug
stores and general stores sell bottles
Of ."Dandelion" for 80 cents.-Adv.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21

Nothing Better for Constipation
than one or two Brandreth Pills at bed
time. They cleanse the system, purify
the blood and keep you well.-Adv.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
Heavy Stuff

Pal-Miss Notes can hardly carry
tune.
Lay-Well, she always sings very
heavy stuff.-Chaparral.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21

A Standard External Remedy
of known value-safe and effective
It's "Allcock's"-the original and gen.
uine porous plaster.-Adv.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
"CASCARETS" FOR LIVER
AND B0WELS-10c A BOX

Cures Biliousness, Constipation, Sick
Headache, Indigestion. Drug stores. Adv
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21
Wisdom Justified

Governess-HOw old Is person who
was born in 1894?
The Modern Child-Man or woman?
-Londen Opinion.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21

Scotland's long lines of kings are
forgotten, but all the world knows
Bobbie Burns.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21


n
EYES, We Have" Skin! Speaks
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21

An Ingenious Form of Vacuum Tube
Socket Particularly Useful for Ex-
perimental Purposes. 1t Will Fit
All Tubes Except the Uv-1ee and
C-299.
the small spring clips to their proper
prongs on the tube, according to the
marked binding posts on the front of
the socket. The sketch shows how
they are connected. Such a socket
makes changing tubes easy.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21

A wise maj says just enough and
then puts the lid on.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21

WY WASHINGTON. - Over 1,000,-
X 600 farmers have "gone into
+" business" via the co-opera-
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21

Take Tanlac Vegetable Pills.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-03-21

- RGANIZATION Of a commit
tee of five public-spirited
4 citizens to conduct a thor
Ouph Studv Of tha Southern
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
WEDDINGS
Gaene-Riehards

A quiet wedding took place Monday morning at o'clock at St. Mary's church when Miss Alice Richards of Lincoln street and Charles Gagne of Woodstock avenue. were united in marriage by Rev. ". Arthur Routhier, the single ring service being used.
 Miss Richards was attended by Romeo viens and Mir. Gagne was at tended by his brother, Albert Gagne.
 The bride wore grey travelling suit with hat to match and carried an arm bouquet of bridal roses.
 Miss Elizabeth Byrne was at the organ and th. 2 e'eieck chc:r sang The vocalists were Miss Bertha Pig con, who sang an Ave Maria during the offertory, Miss Wilda Lucier, Messrs Thomas Duquette and Frank Vadnais.
 A reception for intimate friends and relatives was held at the home of MT. and Mrs. Albert Gagne, after which the couple left for a wedding trip to the home of the brides parents, MT. and Mrs. A. Richards of Montreal,
 Upon their return they will make their home in Putnam where they are both we'll known. MT. Gagne havine always made his home in Putnam. Many beautiful gifts were received by the bride. .a
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
Durand-L -LAbonte

In the presence of large gathering of relatives and friends. Miss Della Labont., daughter of MT. and Mrs George H. I.abonte of Connecticut Mills avenue, Danielson, and Omer Durand, son of Mir. and Mrs. G. NJ Durand of Battey street, this city were united in marriage by Rev. F X. Richards, Nj. s. at 8.30 o'clock Monday morning, in St. Joseph's church, Danielson.
 Miss Laboate was attended by her sister, Miss Antoinette Babonte, and Mir. Durand's best man was his bro ther. William Durand of Putnam.
 The bride was charmingly gown ed in white satin and wore tnlle veil caught with orange blossoms. She carried a bridal bouquet of white roses. The maid of honor wore a lavender satin gown and hat to match. and carried lavender flowers.
 When the bridal party entered the church the organist, Mrs. Joseph Gareau. played Mendelssohn's March. with John Maher of Danielson play ing the violin obligato. During the otfertory. Mrs. Albina Bernier of Danielson, sang Ave Maria. The re. cessional from Lohengrin was played when the party left the church.
 A large reception was held at St. Johns Hall for the many guests, where dancing was enjoyed and re- treatments were served.
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
OBITUARIES
Mrs. F. E. Me,e.lf

Local friends of Mrs. F. E. Metcali were deeply grieved to learn of her death at her home in Newtonville on Wednesday. Recently she underwent an operation for appendicitis, but peri. onitis set in and resulted in her death Burial will be in the Wrentham cene. tery.
 Mir and Mir. Metealf !:~sd in fut. nam for several years and made many warm friends here. Mr. Metcalf wal the instructor in carpentry at the State Trade school up 10 about foui years ago.
 Mrs. Metcalf was the sister-in-law of A. R. Metealf of IT Bolles street this city.
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
George Page

{ After suffering from the effects of a shock sustained about a month ago. George Page, a life long resident of Putnam died at his home on Putnam Heights "Wednesday. The funeral will he held tomorrow afternoon al ? o'clock with the service at the house and burial in Grove Street cemetery Rev. John C Stoddard, pastor of the Baptist church, will offieiate.
 Mr. Page was born 77 years agp in the farmhouse in which he died, the youngest of eleven children of Betsy and Riley Page. He was farm CT all his life, was widely known and held in high esteem by his many friends and aequaintances.
 Besides his wife, he leaves one daughter. Mrs. Marion Shaw of Dor. chester, Mass, and seven sons, James Charles, Edward, Lester, Robert Henry and Frank and four grand children.
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
POMFRET

c, wonica's Guild will give 8 sup
 .he A. O. H. HaR. Tuesday per pa,ina s@ May B, from s to 8. Price s cents.
 The winners of the speaking con
 n. North school which took place sFridav. April 25. were Catherine BPanshan Pa and Thomas Foley.
 Wr and Mrs. William Fishman .,a ,sturned to New York City after h'.5,sg hsss5 few weeks in Norfolk, Va. Sss Fishuan Is the daughter of W. N. Blaekmore.
 Among Potnfre. people of the Wolf u-,. csange to join Quinehaug Po- r,ora Grange on Saturday night ai .'Ss,~ .Si,gton were Alexander Cardinal, M- and Mrs. Francis Foley. Mir. and Ms !. Frederick Ash, and Miss k. MeBrierty.
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
MARRIED

DURAND-LABoNTE-In Danielson, April 28, by Rev. Y. X. Richards, Omer Durand and Miss Della La bonte.
 GAGNE RICHARDS h Putnam. April go, by Rev. Fr. Routhier, Charles Gagne and Miss Albina Richards.
 MATHINSON-BOLEW-In Thomp- son, May !, George T. Mathinson of Thompson and Ella M. Bolew of Worcester, by Percival P. Tourtel- lotte, Justice of the Peace.
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
Mrs. Zxtique Therien

Mrs. Zatique Therien died at her home on Buckley Hill, North Grosve- nordale, Sunday morning after ar illness of five days of pneumonia.
 The funeral was held " wetinesday morning at nine o'clock at St. Joseph's 's church. Rev. B. M. Donne1ly officiat- ed. Burial was in St Joseph's ceme- tery.
 Mrs. Therien leaves four sons and three daughters. Of her sons, Adelard and Ulde live in this village; Wilfred and Abonard live in SD lagfield, Mass. Henri is away Of her daughters. Emma and Medora are married and live away. Rosanna lives at home
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
Catarrhal Conditions

Catarrh Is A local disease greatly infia- enced by constitutional conditions ft therefore requires constitutional treat m.ns HALLS CATAHRH MEDICINE Is taken internally and acts through the Blood upon the Mucous Surfaces Of ths System. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE the general health and assists Sssuss la uoiuE it's work.
 All Druggists. Circulars free.
 V. J. Cheney & Co. Toledo. Ohio.
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
Gard q n.nL.

We wish to extend Co our relatives and friends our deep appreciation of their many asts of Kindness and com fortins sympathy extended to us in our late ber6Avenen1; their beautiful floral tributes are also greatly appre- ciated. We are especially indebted in each aad evsry single person who did anything. no mattar how small, in
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
Card os ThanLs

We wish to express our thanks te our friends and relatives for the kind ness and sympathy shown us during the sickness and upon the death of our wife and mother, MrA Clara Provost
 MT. Franh Provost
 Mir. Ison Provost
 Mir. and Mrs. Prank Provost. Jr.
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
PUTNAM, CONN.

the diligent and successful search that was made for the body of our loved one. It was great comfort to us in our hour of trial, to realize tha, the public was so interested and thew finding of the body was . great relief to us.
 Mr. and Mrs. William IT. Boisonesu
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
DIED

PERKINS New York City. April 2s. 1924, Robert K. Perkins. aged 62 years METcALF-ln Newtonville, April 90,
 Mrs. r. E. Metcalf. THERIEN-In North Grosvenordale, April 27, Mrs. Zatique Therien,
 aged 67 years. PAGE-fn Putnam Heights, April 90,
 George Page, aged 77 years.
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
BORN

ALIM-In Grosvenordale. April 24, A son, Walter, to Mir. and Mrs. Riza Alim.
 FARRELL--In Putnam, at the Day Kimball Hospital, April 28. son to Mr. and Mrs. Edward Farrell of s'emfget Csas....
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
Mrs. Mary A. slye

The funeral of Mrs. Mary A. Slye was held at Pomfret at the home of her son with whom she lived.
 Rev. N R. Burton, pastor of tise Methodist church in Putnam officiat. ed at the funeral. A male quartet from the Baptist church of Putnam sang two selections. The floral tri butes were both beautiful and appro priate. The bearers were her nep hew George Clifford of Willimantio cousin, V. V. Reed of Putnam. ana her two grandsons, Fred c. Slye oi Pomfret and Herbert R. Slye oi Stafford Springs.
 Burial was in the family lot in Grove Street cemetery.
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02

and cared for her mother.
 During the mass solos were rem dered by Armand Magnan. Arthur Brodeur and Fred Gagnon of Putnam.
 Mrs. Therien was 67 years old.
 There were many floral tributes.
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
Mrs. Priscilla B. Hollin.wor,h

There are many in Union who will remember Mrs. Hollinsworth, who lived in Mashapaug with her daugh- ter for sometime. She died in South bridge at the home of her daughter Mrs. Capitola Walker.
 Mrs. Hollinsworth was the daugh- ter of Daniel and Lucy Bartlett. She was born in Eastford March i2. fS42.
 She was a woman of a very quiet and refined manner, making many friend wherever she lived.
 She leaves one daughter, Mrs. Capi. toia Walker of Southbridge, one son Irma of Oklahoma, two grandchildren, Eugene Walker and Mrs. Herbert Ryan of Southbridge and three great grandchildren. Funeral services were held at the home in Southbridge Sat urday.
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
CIINARD,MCA0R

Boston. Queenstown. Liverpool scameronia z-.-.-........-....5 May II sANARIA June 10 July s Aug. ' Srvthia May 25 June 20 July 20 .To Londonderry, Liverpool, Glas- gow.
 New York, Cherbourg.
 Southampton
 Aauitania May ' May 2s June IS Berengaria May IA June 4 June 25 Hauretania May 2i June II July 2 New York, Queenstown, Liverpool Franconia May 3f Laconia June 2 carmania July 5 Laconia July 12 New York, Londonderry, GlasGow Assyria May IT California May 24 ruscania May 3i Cameronia June ' New York. Plymouth, Cherbourg,
 London
 Saxonia May 10 Lancastria May 24 Albania May 31 Saxonia June 21 -UNARD & ANCHOR s. s. LINES i26 State St.. Boston 1, or Local
 Aeents
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02
Card of Thanka

We wish to express our gratitude and thank our many friends who 90 kindly assisted us in our time of need
 MT. and Mrs. Herbert Batty.
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02

Mrs. Emery Munyan. and son of Worcester spent Saturday at the home of her parents, Mir. and Mrs. Lowell Ross, Main street
Putnam patriot., 1924-05-02

ur, C. Russell Bowen has returned ., her home on Grove street.
The broad ax., 1924-04-05


Rev. A. L. Harris of the North Side
and Rev. Drane of the west side, Hon.
E. H. Wright, Aldermen R. R. Jack
son and L. B. Anderson, Hon. Oscar
DePriest, Rep. Warren B. Douglas,
and the above named clubs and pre-
cinct captains have been active in MAX
ing opportunities for him to be heard
at all large meetings.
Attorney Violet N. Anderson has
sent out three hundred letters to her
friends and clients, stating in part:
We owe it to ourselves to stand as a
unit when we have presented to us a
capable. honest and well-htted man for
any Office and in Mr.. Albert B. George
we have well-trained, efficient law
yer, one who will. make a judge Of
whom we will have no need to be
ashamed"
In the report Of the Committee on
Candidates Of the Chicago Bar Asso-
citation, composed Of fourteen men,
bers and approved by the Board Of
Managers, the following appears rela-
tive to our candidate, Mr.. Albert B.
George: 'In twenty-six years prac-
tice he has built up a good reputation
as a lawyer, deserving the confidence
of the bar and of his clients. We con-
slider him qualified"
Expressions of the Leading Lawyers
in This City on His Candidacy
'Mr. Albert B. George is fully quail
fed and well fitted to be a judge Of
the Municipal Court. Vote for him. -
Hon. Edward H. Morris.
4 fully endorse the above.-James
J. B. Cashin.
Il have been 50 impressed with the
honesty, industry and ability Of Albert
The broad ax., 1924-04-05

The candidacy of Hon. Albert B.
George as one of the Republican can
didates for the nomination for Judge
Of the Municipal Court of Chicago, has
brought forth a great amount of real
enthusiasm among the colored people
residing in all parts of the city, who
are full Of race pride, and they, the
colored people, feel that they will be
honoring themselves by voting for him
for municipal judge Tuesday, April 8.
Both Republican men and women can
vote for him on that date.
All Of the big political leaders Of the
race in this city are unit upon his
candidacy and are inviting him to all
meetings being held. Mr.. George is
making a strenuous campaign in that
he is speaking at from six to ten meet
ings a night during the present week.
Many Of his fellow lawyers have
offered their services to cover meetings
for him. Last Sunday Hon. J. Gray
Lucas spoke at the Grace Lyceum and
was followed by Mrs. Ida B. Wells
Barnett and Rev. Moses Jackson. Mr..
George was not present, but was
greatly pleased when told of the Incl
dent
Among the clubs and organizations
that have endorsed Mr.. George are
the Third Ward Women's Republican
Club, Women's Cook County Perma-
nent Republican Club, Illinois Colored
Women's National Republican Club,
Illinois Women's Deneen Club, Cook
County Independent Women's Club,
Ida Moore Small Republican Club,
Mississippi Club and the South Caro-
Ina Club, Cook County Bar Associa-
ton.
The broad ax., 1924-04-05
VOTE FOR JAS. HALE PORTER
TUESDAY, APRIL 8TH

Hon James Hale Porter. who ranks
among the few members Of his race
for rendering untiring services for the
uplift and betterment Of his race, de-
serves the support Of every voter Of
TIE First Congressional District at the
primary election, April 9Th, for a John
son delegate to the Republican Ma
tional Convention. II was through the
efforts and directionship Of Mr.. Porter
that the Half Century Exposition, held
AZ the Coliseum in 1915. was possible.
The broad ax., 1924-04-05
Piety and Puritans.

Piety is indifferent whether she en-
ters at the eye or at the ear. There
Is none of the senses at which she
does not knock one day or other.
The Puritans forgot this. and thrust
beauty out of the meeting house and
slammed the door in her faee.-James
Russell Lowell
The broad ax., 1924-04-05
MINSTRELS' EASTER OFFER
ING

Easter Monday night the Amateur
Minstrel Club, on its 18th anniversary,
aided by friends and a generous pub
lie, will contribute the greatest Easter
Offering in the history of their exist
ence when they burn the mortgage
and present the Old Folks Home with
a deed signed-"Paid in Full"
$2,sOO.0o Necessary
$ Theabove amount must be realized
to accomplish the desired result. All
editors of our weeklies have offered
the columns Of their journals gratis,
to keep the public reminded. Chairs,
costumes, punch, etc, have been do
mated, and the Head Chef Cook
and all the little Cooks" from Har-
mons Dreamland will play while the
Amateurs sing, and then play while
the public dances. Just think Of it,
they too offer their services gratis.
The attendance will be larger than
ever this year. 1t might be well to
come early.
The broad ax., 1924-04-05
Very Likely.

All that restraints millions from 70
ing to the South Sea Islands may be
that they don't care much for a gar
land Of flowers around their necks and
a diet OF coconuts.
The broad ax., 1924-04-05
Some TNnaMriter-

A Swiss inventor claims 20 have
produced a typewriter which will au.
tomstically type words as they are
dictated to IT by the human voice
The broad ax., 1924-04-05
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING
MALE HELP

cOLORED Men wanted to qualify
for sleeping car and train porters.
Experience unnecessary. Transports
tion furnished. Write T. McCafrsR
supt, ST. Louis, No.
The broad ax., 1924-04-05

Those who. have reached a point
where they don't expect to get rich
may be serene judges Of the worlds
affairs.
The broad ax., 1924-04-05

II Is reported that 90 per cent on
China's population have no voice in
Its affairs because they cannot read
or write.
The broad ax., 1924-04-05

Missionary-"And do you know moth
ing whatever of religion?" CannIbal
-"Well, we got taste of 1t when the
last missionary was here"