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New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
Observations On Te Weather

Washington. June 15.-Forecast for Southern New England: Showers to- night and Saturday: not much change in temperature: moderate south. shifting to northwest winds.
 New Haven and vicinity: Jn- settled, probably light local shozeTs tonight and saturday.
 Forecast for Eastern New York: showers tonight. cooler in extreme north portion; Saturday cloudy and cooler in north and probably showers in south portion: moderate south to shifting northwest winds.
 Conditions: Small disturbances over Utah. Kansas and Ohio, are causing unsettled weath. with local showers in the middle Mississippi Valley. the Lake region and along the Atlantic coast north Of Virginia. Pleasant veatleT prevails in southern sections. Tho tsmprature is rising in the western districts and is nov above normal between the Rocky Mountains and the Mississippi river. Several places reported maximum Temperatures yesterday of ios degrees or above.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
IRII.NIIS.

IT you want to take some advice from a pianist always be upright and grand. Remember that life is but a song. some day yoa are going to have some dealing with notes. Later on mate will come into your life aud sou ~iK then yearn for \ Hat. People might remark that sou didn't scc sharp in picking your mate, but don't mind them. Some people love discords. As time passes a tiny ob- ieCt will be placed on scale. and then in tha nights to come he will keep you awake with his melody. He may not exactly be iu tune and you may not like his chorus. but you'll think that he's some minor. and. take it from me. you can truthfully tell the world one thing. and that is. that you know yo1 have reached the Bar of happiness. Anthony Wayne.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
AND THrN CAME THE Kiss.

Al nine o'clock they were seated at opposite ends of the couch. At 9.30 they were slightly nearer 10 each oth- CT. At 10 o'clock they were only three feet apart. At 1o:3n there was scarce ly any pore ptible space between them.
 The young man spoke.
 Has your father gone to bcd?' "Yes, Tom" she replied. Has sonr mother gone to bed?" Yes, Tom"
 "Do you think your little brother is under the conch?"
 No. Tom"
 The young man heaved sigh Of telief
 "It's your moNo,' he said.
 A. l.. SEDLOWSkI.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

Frequently rich wife is like liquor. You take her. not because you love her. but for the effect.
 \ public officials religion doesn't matter so much so long as it is op- posed to stealing.
 At last the weather is warm enough to make men enjoy ridiculing womcn's comfortable clothes
 When she says her husband doesn't understand her. she means that some cake-eater professes 10.
 Modern parents can get by if they listen carefully>to the admonitions Of thci1 children.
 T is estimated that automobiles have increased good roads a7 per cent and bandits 76 per cent.
 An old-timcr is a man who can re- member when small towns produced great leaders instead Of great hit- tcrs.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

Hell hath no fury like baseball player pitching against the team that sold him
 The man with the moose about his neck usualty says he is going 10 Heaven, but there are other ways to get there.
 Scientists in Asia will spend five years looking for q man. X lady of our acquaintance has beaten that record.
 We are a thoughtless people; and 1T we are not working our presidents to death. we are working our grand jurics 10 death.
 You vill remember that few people called immigrants a menace while they were eager 10 handle the dis asreea bIe jobs at sf.I0 a day. Correct this sentence: 'DuT ten richest members" said fhe preacher, sar. our most liberal gi5ers"
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
YOU AND I.

A man ther. was who began to swear tEven as you and Il, Al his wife when she boyish- bobbed her hair, But she Ras hts wife and she did not care. She called him fool and gave him the air tEyen as you and II.
 John McDonoush.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
Hcrriot Now Willing
 To Organize Cabinet

Paris. June 1s.-Tsdouard Iferriot. leadrr nf inc radical party. Hho seT- eraI days ago said he wosld not ac- ~rpt the task Of forming cabinet from tho hands cf any president who rieli he elected uith the colisbora- ton of inc right parties Of the opposi- ton. declared today. according to his friends. that ha would srsucr 9 call l.on the president Hho is 10 be elect ei at Versailles.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
HOW TO WRITE WHAT WE WANT.
 Bright savings of Children.

humor come from children not old enough to speak correctly or able 10 write
 The humor in The Fun Shop which has met with the greatest favor - without the slightest doubt-has been that w hich concerned children.
 All you need is an ear tuned 10 hear what children say: to each oth- r-. fo their parents, or their friends Wherever they arc you arc always bound to hear cute" remarks.
 No technique is necessary to write his humor. You need act only as q repOrtcr-to write down faithfully what the children do and say.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
THE ECONOMY ISSUE.

The Republican nomination having been safely awarded to Calvin Cool idEs, 2 look foraard Rill indicate that William M, Butler and his political satellites vno guide the slow-moving elephant in these days ot swift-run- ming motor cars will attempt to eN- ploit the economy streak in thc Coolidge complex.
 Wa veterans. vho finally were awarded adjusted compensation despite the veto ot inc president win have some opinion o' their own as 10 the kind Of economy that at- t.emptsd to defea, them In obtaining their rights.
 BE Business pins its faith in him as president Hho may bs able to reduce the income taxes Of the men higher up and decimate other onerous taxes. but the man lower down wants to know 1T this brand Of economy is going to mean he will have 10 pay greater propor,ionate share Of the taxes,
 The species or economy which turned down The pleas for farmer re- lief in the west will have bumpy road in numerous doubtful states in the COW and wheat country. Econ omy that Is hard 10 understand is hard to vote for.
 Party managers who practice psy- ehological legerdemain are faced with coldly critical audience. The old trick won't work,
 An administration which has rec ord oi s20o,00o,boo graft in the ad- minIstrsiion Of the veterans bureau, which gave away naval oil reserves m California and Teapot Dome, win have hard time explaining the eeo- nomiesl aspects Of the misdeods
 And when the Hubdub publicity bu- reau alleges Coolidge had nothing to do with the sorrowfu downfall or Fsl1 Dsugherty and Denby. critical citi- ssns Rill ask how come. if ho vas 2 member of the cabinet and an attend ant at its meetings, he knew nothing Of the oil contracts Others did.
 Economy analysts will also want 10 knop ahg he favored the dispossl of Muscle Shoals 10 Henry Ford for pittance. Ford, t will be remember ed. came out for Coolidge.
 r. will also be asked ss 10 why he signed the immigration bill 1T he op- posed Japanese exclusion, thus offend ing a high-strung nation and risking . hish-priced, uneconomicsl fracture Of peace in the Pacific. Or was fl merely done 10 placate Hiram John- con and California?
 Mfr Coolidge was part and parcel CT the Harding administration. He vas q protegs Of Murray Crane, machine politician and boss II is fair 10 as- sume that he learned much from his ! teacher
 Ever since he became an accidental president he has been sitting tight, taking advantage Of his opportuni- . ties" ana permitting s web of my'hot- ogy to be built around hls Puritan personality.
 But the aroused citizenship of these United States denands more than party politics, party claims. party bed- time Sorias and party buaoonery this year
 The Democratic party will he ir the hsl5 With multitude of selling points. third party virtually is certain. ] Ii is q year ahen Eeneraitias about economy and all the other seneraIrties sili gel short shrin.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
FROM OUR CHiLDREN's GARDEN
 OF CURSES.

Tescher-"Nin someone in the class give me q sentence with the word Aqueduct in it?"
 Johnny--:We didn't see all of the show, cause after the tirst act we dUcted," H, E. Moore.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

Your engagements bound To bc
 One round of glad iestivity And rosy dreams and hearts delight
 Congratulations true" l write.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

Tie Fun Shop ls a national tnsti- .utlgu conducted by newspapers Of safte country. Contributions from readers. providing they are original. unpublished, and posses sufficient merit. will be paid for st rates vary ing from s1.e8 to 5000. Write on ons side Of the paper only and send your contributions 10 the Pun Shop Editor" care of ths Herald. who wfn forward thtr1 fo New Y0Tk Eraees;rtsd manuscripts wiIi net hs returned.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
4 LITERARY MAN.

Flo--S hear that Mazie's married a writer"
 Fay-"Ill say he is. Ever since she married him. hes been writing checks" Nj. A. Beer.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
The Card She Meant ia send.

Your engagements bound 10 be 4 source Of much expense 10 mic, There1l be showers. the wedding too. And another gift when the stork Is
 due.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
usmher Audit nureau of Circulation.

The 4 B. T Is national orEsnizsts"a which furnishes Ben Erssnars ard sasrr- iisers n5tn stsfttg hgussf ausl>s.s Of cl-ruiat5on. Ogr e5rH 1'as4oa stst.strs ars based upon this audit. Th's -usures pro- t.r,ion zEstrs, 'ra2d tH uFe z7arer d.s- .-ihution figures to both national! and io-si ade s-riseFs.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
y.,.sr n, In. Associated Pres.

n, Associsssd Press ts exclusively entitled t, fife use for -s-pa0il. a'ien of all n=Hs y,Tsditsd r5 r O. uo' p-hetFise credited ia this uaral and s-so !o-a. EsFs p-3- HEhe1 herein.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

line of Court street vas received from the street committee The matter was laid over for further intestiga- ton,
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

The He-zld E OF sale Satir m Sf- rork sr Headings %sNs stand. Times Eausre srrglrz News stand. Ent-sr Grand Csntral 4+Ed Street
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

f's all right 10 follow your natural bent, but don't go broke doing it.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
FRANC VERSES.
Inc Inrd She Seni,

By Molly Anderson Haley on the News of Your Enga cement.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

The only rrgtatzDls adtsrf.s.E- nsa GhE 5H the C.ry- Circulation books and fE-5a room slsays open 10 sdverrlsers.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

No land ever begins going to the dogs until it's citizenship has time to be bored.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

Equality won't be so bad, Doubtless steel helmet will look good on a bobbcd head.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
LINGII.-JANnIIts.

Birds are always on the wing; Dollars fly like everything. Gossip is there for the seeking; Fountain pens are always leaking. Banks no end of wealth control; BiiloHs have a mighty "roll".
 Nathan Nj. Levy.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
Facts andFancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN

Faith will save you in the end, hut at present 1t is a good idea to hire a lawyer.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

Another good way 10 protect the honor of your home is to spend an evening there occasionally.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
New Britain Herald

HERALD BLIsHFsei g"NFt+t 1sz'lsd Ts5fs asuaaer LA.eitr.s A Herald B'cg- s7 ,huz as.-e-.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13
rEI rpRnNE nAI.Es.

Ez.ere4 st -hs Post cGrs at &cT Bsts.a
 .s s= ord Clzss Hs.l HsttzE.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

As general thing, however, drug addicts wouldn't be worth a phoop even if they were not.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

Busn-ss 1fies ......s-.- s1 Editorial Rooms ..-.-..,. s-o
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

Not everybody has child of 10 months 10 brag about, but anybody can buy a radio set.
New Britain herald., 1924-06-13

BsCEIFTir% E:TIS: isaB Year
 {.ss TrrFs Nrrtrs
 -Sr. Mrr-a.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-09-03

ephoned a relative with whom she
had been riding in the afternoon. A
search was made of the car and the
diamond was found lodged in crack
on the running board of the machine.
: V. Rounds of Milwaukee, driving
Hudson sedan, collided with Ford
car in the south part of Pra. du Chen
Tuesday afternoon, with the result
that the sedan was turned bottom-side
I'D. Five were in the car but no one
was hurt. Rounds pleaded guilty to
speeding and was fined $40 and the
costs. They were on their way to
Clairmont, Iowa.-Press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-09-03

During a severe rain and electrical
storm the German Evangelical church
of Neshkoro, near Wautoma, was
struck by lightning and burned. The
Methodist church at Wautoma was
struck by lightning but slight damage
was done The corn crop in Washara
county was damaged severely.
Marcus Place, As, Milwaukee, was
drowned at Edgerton Thursday when
the canoe in which he and his seven
year-old son were padding over
turned near Maple Beach on Lake
Koshkonong. 1t is believed that Mr..
place suffered stroke. The boy
chung to the canoe and was rescued.
The fathers body was recovered the
next morning.
Breaking his neck while engaged in
sports at the community building at
Wakefield, Mich, Joseph Pinkus. IS,
was brought 20 st. Josephs hospital
at Ashland An examination showed
that he might live for two or three
weeks, but that there was no hope
of prolonging life any longer. The
boy was taken back to Wakefield on
Sunday At times young Pinkus was
perfectly rational and w S able to 1e-
scribe the accident in full detail, but
these periods of nationality were fol-
lowed by periods O.: violent delirillm.
Two heavy transforms at Wausau
Thursday night, with total preclp1-
tation of three inches, flooded base
ments and did much damage to streets.
During each storm there was rain
fall of about an inch in 10 minutes.
At Marathon park where the Wiscon-
sin Valley fair and exposition is being
held the large tent housing the auto
show collapsed from the weight of
water. Show tents were blown over,
and one tent housing an overflow of
cattle, collapsed. A year-old Short
horn Dull, belonging to j. w. Iathers
of Beloit was killed.
Ray Hall, Whitewater, had the upper
half of one of his ears and a piece
of scalp clipped off by flying piece
of mortar which exploded Friday at
the American Legion's third annual
roundup in the city park. 1t was dur
ing the performance of "a Night on
the Front" that one Of the mOrtars
exploded and threw Hall 20 feet.
Walter Rhode was burned about the
face by burning powder and Joe Mon
ahan received a cash in his right leg.
the fragment of the mortar cutting
through his trousers. Tt was first be-
lieved Hall had been killed. He was
assisted to the first aid station and
then taken to physician.
With his head swathed in bandages,
Carl Burkhead, of Wausau, patient
at the state psychiatric hospital, a
victim of wars horrors, pleaded with
doctors to let him Finish the job" he
started when he jumped headlong
through a window from N. w. road
train travelling at high speed. Burk-
head was being transferred to Madi-
son from the Elgin state hospital in
custody of Veterans Bureau official.
North of Beloit he asked permission
to go to the rear of the train, and on
the way back to his seat he leaped.
Passengers were terrified as the man
hurtled through an open window, bare
ly missing pile of steel rails, and
fell head-frst into a heap of soft
gravel Aside from cuts on his head
and bruises he was not hurt.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-09-03

Robert Lemke. s, was drowned at
Indian Ford, below Edgerton Tuesday
when with two boys of his age he
ventured beyond his depth. Fisher
men saw the boys in the water and
went to their rescue. Charles Cox, q,
and Clarence Page, 8, were rescued
The boys had. run away to go SWIM
ing.
Luck favored Mrs. Chas. ]. Pile OF
Dodgeville after she had lost the set
ting from a diamond ring. AS the
family sat at supper they noticed the
valuable gem was gone from the
ring. After a vain search of the
house, as a last resort Mrs. Pile tel
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1924-09-03
Backache Is a Warning!
Lancaster Folks are Learning How
to Heed 1t.

Are you miserable with an achina
back? Do you get up lame and stiff,
drag through the day feeling tired
weak and depressed? Then you should
help your kidneys. Backache is often
the first sign Of failing kidneys. Uri.
nary troubles quickly follow. Neglec-
ted, there's danger of gravel, dropsy
or fatal Bright's disease. Don't wait
for serious kidney sickness! Use
Doan's Pills, a stimulant diuretic to
the kidneys, before it is too late: This
Lancaster resident tells an experience:
L. w. Hounsell, county treasurer
Washington ST., says: 81 used Doan's
Pills when suffering from disordered
kidneys and attacks of backache. They
cured these complaints and | have
never been bothered since. Another
of the family also used Doan's with
benefit. l recommend them highly
Price Coo, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Pills the same that Mr..
Hounsell Rad. Foster-Milburn Co.
Mrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
Evening star., 1924-09-24
Our Children-By Angelo Patri

cal. language will follow the model
closely. The nursery rhymes said over
the Growing youngster as he Is be-
ing made ready for sleep are far
more important to him than the
grown-up who chants them dreams
of.
The little conversation carried on
between mother and child are far
more important In the development Of
the chfld's habit OF thought and
speech than all the graded lessons in
English that arc to come after. What
he said and what mother said about
the brown puppy asleep in the basket
in the animal store mans window is
going to stand him in great stead
on the day he writes his thesis on the
psychology of domestic animals. I am
sure it will.
You see, if child learns to talk
about what intrests him and those
about him, he is going to keep open
the lines of communication between
him and his neighborS as long as he
lives.
So few people Understand how to
talk to a serious child-one just past
seven. They think they have to find a
topic and dilute it a hundred one.
The child is greatly embarrassed and
wiggleS away as soon as possible. He
thinks that person scarcely right in
the head. 1t is always wiser to wait
for your cue from half-paSt seven and
then talk up to II in your best style.
II l couldn't talk to my own chill
dren because there were SO many
other things to do l would hire some
body like Maude Adams to do it for
me- 1t has to be done.
Copyright, 1924
Evening star., 1924-09-24
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Tvpicallv Feminine Faults and Frailties Are Cata-
logued and You'll Find Yourself in the List

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Evening star., 1924-09-24
BEDTIME STORIES s' sr s1sssss s1sssEo'

inside the barn, but it was loud enough,
to be heard by Bowser Bowser forgot
everything but the fact that Reddy Fox
was actually UP there in the barnyard.
You know there is nothing in the world
that Bowser the Hound likes so much as
chasing Reddy Fox. Nothing will excite
him so much as the sight or smell OF
Reddy. He forgets everything else
1t was SO now. He forgot that he
was supposed TO keep watch OF Unc'
Billy. The hair on the back Of his neck
began TO rise little. He whined softly
and started straight over for the Black
Shadows beside the barn where he had
seen Reddy Fox. He vas sure he
couldn't have been mistaken. When ne
got there he knew he wasn't mistaken
His wonderful nose at once was filled
with the strong. fresh scent left by
r. ddys feet Bowser opened his mouth
and his great voice roared forth as he
started 10 follow the scent.
Reddy Fox was delighted. Reddy had
u very clever plan in that clever head
OF his He would race around that barn
straight over to where Unc' Billy Pos
sum lay. grab inc Billy Possum and
then take to his heels as fast as he
could make his legs go. He would drop
Inc Billy in the first good hiding place
he came to, and then lead Bowser way
over in the Green Forest. There he
would play sharp trick and mix his
trail UP so that Bowser wouldn't be
able to follow HIM Then he would trot
back TO where he had dropped Unc
Billy Possum. get him and carry him
off to where he could make good
dinner OF him in peace. He had been
afraid that Bowser might not be
tempted away. so now he was de-
lighted.
Copyright, 1924, by 7. ". Bur.ess>
Evening star., 1924-09-24
Talking to Children.

mo, he isn't very bright. You see
there was nobody TO talk TO him.
When he gets a start in school ana
gets talking TO the other children, ]
guess he'll be all right No. I'm just
a neigh Dor. His mother works, so she
couldn't bring him. Tell the teacher
she should be sure 10 talk TO him:
You know. the way most mothers talk
TO their children. He never had any
OF that SO she'll find him kinda dun.
But he is real smart il you give him
4 chance"
1t is not only in the homes where
the mother has TO go out to work that
there is no one to talk TO the chill
dren. 1t happens in homes where
mother has nothing to do put dress
and go out to find something to in
trest her. and in homes where there
is no time to talk to them. And chill
dren do need TO he talked TO If they
arc to he intelligent.
When the helpless baby lies across
his mothers knee and she talks to
him as she bathes and dresses him
he learns something. His language
power has had its beginning. and day
by day. as the mother talks to him
and plays with him, that power and
others allied to it grow nightly. But
the little one to whom no one talk :
gains nothing in that way. SO his
thought is dull and very slow and
his speech is limited. His imagina-
tion lies dying.
Children gain their first hint Of
language and all that belongs to it
by listening. If the first tones they
hear are clear, clean speech and muSi-
Evening star., 1924-09-24
My Neighbor Says:

To make potatoes look white
and f'oury, boil in as little water
as possible, strain and take at
once to an open door. Give the
potatoes d vigorous shake in
the saucepan and let it remain
uncovered at the side OF the
fire for five minutes before
serving.
Always empty the water out
of the kettle after using it and
rinse it thoroughly, filling IL
with fresh water. This pre-
vents the thick white sediment
from forming at the bottom
and caking the sides OF the
kettle.
When making a cake always
remember that the sugar and
butter should be beaten to a
cream. then the beaten yolks Of
the eggs added. then the milk,
next the f1avoring, the beaten
whites and lastly the -four and
baking powder.
When making peppermints
wax paper is much better to
drop them on than a pan. When
the wax paper is placed in a
pan and made to fit the corners
ii is very nice to pour candy
into, ,as it comes out easily
when cool. When put in cake
pans the cakes come out with
out breaking.
After you have cleaned the
windows in the usual way, rub
a little turpentine on the glass
and then polish with a soft
cloth. You will find the flies
will avoid them.