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SU CARTA DE SETIEMBRE I6",-LE DICE EI. JUEZ
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''La Alianza, para triunfar en- toda
IA linea, no neccsita privilegios nj pre-
rrogatlvas. SencilIamente, las nenos
tap1do la boca con una sola palabra,
este cs imponiendo a los observadores
Ell dcber, de estampar sus iniciales en-
cada pa 2eleta.
"Ademas, Sc les ha impuesto Ell de-
ber, Ia obligation, de llevar una hsta
del elecvorado, para que lleven nota Sc
gun cadc, elector deposita su voto. De
esa manera, no podran decir luego, que
fuercn otros los que votaron.
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'YO Lee AcONSEJARIA QUE TOMASE UNAS VAGAClONES DE
DOS SEMANAS Y FUESE A ESTUDIAR DURANTE ESE TEMPO
A UNA DE LAS EScUELAs PRIMARIAsEDE
NEW YORK,"-AGREGA Ell JUEZ
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cion sagin sc deduce de sus manifes'
taciones, pretendiendo hacer yer que su
derrota obedece que Sc han cometido
fraudcs, ESQ es 10 que Sc quiere evitar.
NO HAY NECESIDAD
DE PRlvILEGIoS
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OLD IDEAS STICK LIKE GLUE

The first 50 Packard autos equipped with "whip
sockets the dashboards.' Packard engineers remon
make the bodies. But for years he had made
rage bodies and he insisted putting whpsockes the
autos.
This incident is typical of all human progress
The first railroad passenger looked like sagecoaches
The first looked like horse-drawn vehicles No matter
how revolutionary idea may be- when people put to
practical they invariably insist retaining feature
of the old device system that is replaced by the
So quite naturally the arpane copy OF birds and m
natures Flying machines" Man couldn't be blamed
for conyng them But the Ultimate Airpane may be
entirely different looking affair
The human tendency, to attach a specimen of the old
to things has simple psychological explanation Peo
pie simply have confidence in old redout Devices and they
cling to them sort of life preserver the outfit
doesn't work.
Probably the builder of the first Packard auto bodies
feared they would break down and have be owed home
by horse In that event. whp-socket wouldn't be a
bad idea.
Radio the most sensational mechanical development of
recent changes swiftly new set comes out You
start to make and apt to find it replaced by some
thing better before you finish soldering the wres Radio
changes faster than womens Styles far faster There has
in history been anything that has changed rapidly
that has revealed public tendency to discard the old and
adopt the without regret suspicion.
This that people losing their chronic respect
f." old things They willing to take chance and throw
old devices to the ash heap something better
appe
This tendency may revoutionze human thought and
sstCm3 OF economics When the American colonies broke
away from the old country and up republic govern
important field economics. The boss in business how
is gradually being changed by evolution into pres
ent of business republic instead of monarch Of his
ization.
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WHO FOR VICE PRESIDENT?

The day when the nomination Ior
Vice President was conside'cd OF
minor Importance has gone. The
death of Mr.. Harding and the sue
ccssion Of Mr.. Coolidge to the Presi-
dency dem onstrated the vital I'M
portance Of the Vice-Presidency IL
way that the American people are
not likely soon to forget.
When it was recalled that second
place on the ticket had been offered
by the winning combination in the
Chicago convention Of 1920 to Sen
ator Hiram Johnson of California
and been by him refused, there was
thankfulness in many quarters that
the convention had had the wisdom
tc name Mr. Coolidge.
The signs now point to the indie
pendent candidacy of Senator La
Toilette for President with the en-
dorsement of the new third party
forces. 1t is generally recognized
that this move may result in prevent
ing majority selection by the
electoral college. La Toilette, it is
admitted, may carry enough states
in the middle west to prevent either
the Republican or the Democratic
candidate from having a majority of
the electoral votes.
That would throw the election of
President into the present House
and Of Vice President into the Sen
at. The House would be restricted
in voting to the three highest can
Gidates on the electoral roll, and
would vote by states. This again
would produce a deadlock, with
neither Republicans or Democrats
having the majority In enough state
delegations to name the President.
The Twelfth Amendment to the
Constitution provides for this con-
tingency in peculiar way. If the
House does not by March name a
President "the e-President shall
act as President, as in the case of
the death or other constitutional
disability of the President
But the Senate in electing the
Vice President is restricted to the
two highest names on the electoral
college list. This variation from the
formula prescribed for the House
would doubtless prevent a deadlock.
Senator'S would be obliged to choose
between the Republican candidate
and the Democratic candidate for
Vice President Except in the inn
probable event of a tie vote, there
would be an election, and on March
4th the man elected would, if the
House was still deadlocked, succeed
to the Presidency.
These are certainly possibilities
and they merit careful consideration
They point to the necessity for the
use of good judgment in the two
great national conventions. The
| second place on the ticket this year
| quite aside from the always present
, possibility of succession to the Presl-
dency by the death of the incumbent
may prove of vital Importance
Minneapolis Tribune.
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permits of excellent shade, is near
ly surrounded by the finest blue
grass and permits of good view
Of the first and ninth fairways of
the golf course as we'll as an excel
lent view of the trap shooting
grounds. Possibly the first work that
will be done on the property will
be that of preparing a place for the
foundation Of the house and building
that foundation. As soon after as
convenient the trap house, the pro-
perty of the Gun club will be moved
to its new location on the County
club grounds. ~
A great amount of work lies be-
fore the members Of this new OUT
door club in the preparation Of their
grounds for the various sports that
will be represented. If present plans
materialize, 1924 will be a busy year
in that the club house must be moved
to its new location, foundations must
be built, trap shooting grounds pre-.
pared, tennis courts built, fairways Of
the golf course worked over and put
into, shape, greens built and KEPT
playable and q thousand and one
1 small things will need the personal
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MANDAN NEWS
Mandan Debaters
Meet Bowman

Grand Forks, March 28.-The Third
round of the annual state high
school debate league was finished
Saturday and pairings have = been
made for the fourth round which is
to be completed April IL, according
to an announcement by Pros. A. H.
Yoder' of the state university, who
is in charge of the league. There
are seven schools remaining in the
fourth round, he said.
The fifth round in which four
schools will compete, will be COM
pleted by May ,, and the state finals
will be held at the state university
May 10.
Pairing for the fourth round are {;
Bowman Mandan; Minor Wimble-
don; Rugby-Flaxton Cavalier was
given bye. In the third round Man
dan won from Steele, Minor from
Valley City, Rugby from Souris
Flaxton from Mohall, and Cavalier
from Mayville. Bowman and VIM
blcdon had bycs in the third round.
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1TS2MM4G)EEHM4ASS
BONUS BILL is IGNORED
ADVERTISING

This morning we saw married
man eating breakfast at cafe. This
made us so mad we are going to start
our series of articles on how to get
divorce in our next issue.
SPORTS ..,.
These army aviators flying around
the world will not be home until Sep
TENDER, and Teapot Dome may be over
then, and most people will be through
discussing their vacations, and the
aviators won't have to buy. any spring
suit, so wouldn't it be nice if we, all
could fly around the world until Sep
TENDER?
SOCIETY
In Denver, bandit who robbed an
undertaken got only $40. This does
not worry the undertakers. Their
business will be better soon. Spring
increases the use of autos, and there
will be more reckless drivers.
HOW TO MARRY :,
Turn the lights low and use filler
needle for playing soft music on the
photograph. Then jump into his lar
and cry. -
GARDEN HINTS ..~r
calendar placed in a conspicuous
place in your garden enables the veg.
tables to see whether they are late
or early.
AUTO HELPS
To test used car drive it five
miles from any garage on rainy
night. If nothing goes wrong thcl
the car is perfect.
TO STAY SINGLE
Get the girls parents to try t.
make her marry you. A fine way tt
stay single through June.
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Country Club
At Lake Made
New Play Ground

Devils Lake, N. d., Mar. 28.--The
work of turning the Devils Lake Town
and Country Club property into a
real playground for the people Of
Devils Lake and the Lake Region be-
gan Monday.
+ A full time man with team moved
to the Country club property and has
started at the work Of repairing the
buildings and outlining the work
most important to the preparation of
the grounds for play.
One of the most beautiful sites for
q club, house that could be found
anywhere in this section Of the
country is located on the Country
club grounds. 1t is about two hun
dred and seventy feet from the shore
line and is just high enough so that
an excellent view of the bay and the
big lake may be had. The site il
{. an ideal one for every reason, il
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ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

One day Miss Pithers, the yarn
lady in Doofuhny Land, was milking
her cow, called the cow-that-turned-
its-head.
And while she was sitting there
on her little stool, along came a cur
ly black puppy that went "yip, ZIP"
as he hoped.
And before the good lady could
run for the house the black puppy
not only went "yip, yip' but nip,
nip, and catching an end of one Of
her strings in his teeth, he pulled
and pulled until half of her skirt was
unraveled!
At that Miss Pithers stopped milk
ing and tainted and the cow turned
its head and saw the black curly
puppy and went "moo" at him and
scared him away.
The puppy dog went zip zip, and
hoped on and nearly but not quite
forgot about the whole business.
Pretty soon he met the patent
leather cat striding along and inn
portantly stroking his whiskers.
"Yip, yip," parked the pup, trying
to attract attention. 10
"Get out of my wayy SIR" ordered
the cat. children should be seen
and not heard!"
The black puppy stopped yipping
at such an insult. "Humph!" he
barked. "Children indeed! Why all
you can eat is weenty teenty
mouse, and l just finished eating half
of yarn lady. I'm wild beast, l
am"
"Well, well!" cried the cat with
more respect in his voice. "You don't
look so savage. Half yarn lady,
indeed! Personally / haven't cared
for yarn since l was kitten. Good
day. sir"
/ The curly black puppy looked after
him and went. "Yip, zip! That
fetched him. ! guess he found that
l amounted to something after ALL
And he hoped on.
Pretty soon he met the canton
flannel monkey.
"You can't do this" declared the
monkey, jumping up tree and hang.
ing by his tail, head down.
"My goodness! That's nothing!
just finished eating whole yarr
lady," declared the pup. "Gobblet
her up just like that. I'm too full
for climbing"
s"The idea! You don't look So
fierce" said the monkey. 81 beg you
pardon, sir!"
The curly black puppy noticed tn
"sir" and also that the canton-flan
mel monkey stayed up the tree AM
didn't come down while he was there
He liked that and went on down tn
road thinking, "What great fello,
am II"
And so he went along telling pee
pie about his fierceness, each tim
adding to his story, until he me
Nancy and Nick and Mister Fuz
Wuzz. And by that time he had cal
! en- not only poor Miss Pithers and he
:. COW, but the tiger and half the zoo
Suddenly Nancy laughed. Loo
behind you, Mister Hungry" sh
cried
al And there was Miss Pithers, tn
yarn lady, all neatly mended ar
; good as new. =
"Soms people have imagination
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SUBSTITUTE MAY PASS THE SEN
ATE


This expert editors bonus bill has
been ignored by lot of congress
men who never crawled up inside
helmet SO far that only their feet
stuck out to be shot at, and who new
er slept like a pretzel in a French
box car.
Rerhaps the substitute now before
the Senate.is a better bill, but this
editor looks at it with the eye of a
soldier. If the Senate fails to pass
the present bill all veterans should
write their congress men to take up
the too-long-ignored Tom Sims bill.
The Tom Sims bill is simple and
uses up no tax money. The longer a
man served in the army the more he
will collect under the Tom Sims bill.
Stated in few words, the bill is as
follows: Give all war veterans the
right to shoot craps with loaded dice
and they will collect their own bonus.
EDITORIAL
Another earthquake has hit japan,
doing very little damage this time.
Scientists say Jap earthquakes are
caused by the pressure of the ocean.
But our earthquakes in Washington
are caused by oil.
HEALTH HINTS
To avoid sleeping on your back
have boil on the back of your neck.
FASHIONS
Short coats of ermine are very po-
men who pay for them.
HOME HELPS
Unscrewing the wires from the bat
terry keeps the doorbell from ringing
while you are taking a bath.
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scraps. THEY'VE borne their little
messages, are torn and thrown away
and only left Il memory, perhaps.
The bank checks ofIa month ago
and many bills, marked paid; the ads
that someone's peddled at your door
are crumpled rather recklessly and
then, at rest are laid-just castaways,
not needed any more.
And thus a necessary part waste
paper baskets play as home and work
life travels to and fro. The secrets
buried in the scraps that people
throw away are secrets only paper
baskets know.
l(Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc
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In business a necessity; at home
they're needed, too. Just handy
things that work both night and day
at catching useless odds and ends
person cast away.
Their secrets? No one knows them,
yet weird and mixed-up tale. Their
song would be love and business
Tilt. A mixture of discarded things
from scrubbed notes to mail that,
spread, would make paper crazy
quilt.
: II love you," and Sincerely yours"
"We're mailing you today" Such
writings are reduced to shredded
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RUSS

~ RUSS
Two important developments in Russia indicate the Boil
shevks expect to remain on the job indefinitely:
They issue orders to the word Russia" from all
maps and documents There's longer any such country
Russia Instead it's the Federation of Soviet Republics
Fnancers the Reds have abandoned hope of
vivng the value of the rbe The rube printing presses
have been stored in the national currency,
silver coins, is being put into circulation Rulers have
dence in their ability hold their jobs when they in effect
repudate their money ,
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XVIII (continued)
In the afternoon Mrs. Minor sug.
gested having tea In the woods.
and they all walked-single file
five miles to drink their tea and
eat their cakes (Larsing carrying
the paraphernalia) in a pine grove
on the summit Of a hill, and then
walked back again, clamoring for
supper. Mary had been monopo-
lized By Scores and Bolton occa.
sionally vouchsafing Clavering q
glance. During the evening they
were all too pleasantly tired
and replete to dance or to play the
charades they had planned, but lay
about comfortably. listening to a
concert OF alternate arias and jazz.
Clavering did not have a word alone
with Mary. She sat on one Of the
divans between Cora and Todd.
while Scores lay on the floor at
her feet. his head on a cushion,
one foot waving over a lifted knee,
the perfect picture of the content.
ed playwright. They kept up q
continuous murmur, punctuated
with gales Of laughter. Clavering
had sulkily, taken q chair beside
Babette Gold. whose metallic hu.
NOR sometimes amused him, but
she went sound asleep before his
eyes. and he could only gaze into
the fire and console himself with
visions Of week hence, when
these cursed people had gone and
he was the most fortunate man on
earth.
His room was downstairs next
to Mr.. Dinwiddie's, and he made
up his mind to let himself out
softly at midnight, throw pebbles
at her window and whisper to he,
as she leaned from her easement
It was q scene that II introduced
into Z modern play would have
driven him from the theatre and
tipped his pen with vitriol mex,
morning, but It appealed to him
somehow. as q fitting episode II
his own high romance. But hi
was asleep before his head touch
ed the pillow. and did not lift al
eyelash until the first bell reused
him at seven o'clock. Then, how
ever. he lay for some time think
ing, soberly.
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wherein NUM- alleges that he paid
the attorney $500 to apply on mort
gage on farm lands. The money was
never paid, it is alleged, aand as re-
suit NUM- lost the land although the
attorney later made restitution of the
money after. Judge lowe had, dir.
eussed the matter with him. ~
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DAKOTAN. CHARGES TEXAS
3 LAWYER EMBEZZLED $500

j. Minot, N. D., March 27.-Judge
John c. Lowe and Frank NUM- of
Minot, have been subpoenaed as wit
nesses for the statesin criminal ac-
tion to be tried soon at Brownsville,
Texas in which Brownsville lawyer,
A. l.. Lewis, is charged with en-
bezzling about 5000 belonging to
Num-.
The embezzlement charge is the
outgrowth of transaction between
NUM- and the Brownsville attorney,
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SYMPHONY MEETS

The first rehearsal of the New
symphony orchestra will be held Fri.
day evening at 1880 at the Elks
hall. Announcement was made to-
day that at least 30 musicians will
be present. A large supply Of music
has been received.
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SUICIDE

Germany that 5106 of her soldiers committed
suicide during the World War
That is a very low rate-much fewer than the number
that would have taken their lives the had been
peaceful.
At least 10000 Americans year commit suicide. What
irony that people hopeful in than peace!
On the other hand there must have been thousands of
Germans who killed themselves but recorded victims
Of enemy bullets.
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like rubber band!" declared Mister
Fuzz Wuzz stefnly. 81 suppose that
what you had for, breakfast was Il
saucer of milk"
The puppy was so mortified he
didn't know where to look.
Ill guess l must have been mis-
taken!" he said meekly and hoped
off to hide.
(TO Be Continued
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EDITORIAL REVIEW

Comments reproduced In this
coiumh may 3r .tSw s ~.
are PRESENTED here In order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important issues which are
being discussed in the press Of
the day
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The hour between seven and
eight was lively one in the upper
corridor. There was only one bath.
room on the second floor. Scores
and Miss Gold took their morning
; plunge in the lake, but the rest
preferred the. less drastic shower,
and there. was a continual darting
! to aud fro Of forms clad in bath.
robe or kimono: the vanquished
peeping through door-cracks wait
ing for the bathroom door TO open
signal for another wild rush
down the hall. a escuffle at the door.
q triumphant slam and boot, and
loud vituperations from the defeat.
ed. Mary cannily waited until the
last, and came down. clad in a
white sweater and heavy white
tweed skirt, after the others had
cleared the generous platter Of
ham and eggs, and the mountain Of
corn bread was hillock Of
crumbs.
"Oh, Mary" said MI. Dinwiddie,
reprovingly, land you as prompt
as royalty. In camp"
1--WE. no thought Of going with.
out my breakfast" said Mary un'
repentantly. Ring the bell. Din"
The men had risen. but Claver'
ing alone had determination in his
eye. He pulled out a chair beside
his own. and Mary accepted II
gracefully. waving a morning
greeting to the others. -.
How good Of you to keep this
chair for me. MIR. 'Clavering." she
! murmured. 1T is shocking Of me
to he so lazy"
I'm sick of this game" growled
Ciavering. III you act today
"Shh! am sure you are going
to take me out on the lake tmme
diately after breakfast"
His amiability was Immediately
restored, but his gayety was some
what forced. "You are looking
charming this morning. Miss .Og
den. ! wished last night that there
was guitar or even a banjo II
the camp. that I might serenad'
beneath your window"
And Mary actually blushed. Sh'
had slept dreamlessly, and be
tween the light mountain air ant
her new role, she felt as light
hearted as Eva Darling. who wal
holding Mr.. Dinwiddie's hand open
1y. az,
"Oh, Excellence!" cried Mrs. Nj
nor from the other end Of the ia
T Bile. What do you say to having
ricnic lunch? Didn't you tell M
that you knew Of lovely gorg'
shout six miles from here? Steal
broiled between forked sticks! Pc
tatoes roasted in the ashes! FlaI
Jacks! Heavenly"
e Anything you say" replied MI
Dinwiddie rather tonelessly. "Wan
to put 1t to the voter"
LET me answer for tho crowd,
commanded Todd. 1T is our dut
! when in the woods to eat GU
meals after as much funnecessar
toll, and to enjoy Is much discom
fort. as IL humanity possible. Otf
erwise we. might as well stay !
: town. Well hilariously tramp 81
miles with packs, sit on the dam
ground, extract earwigs, eat burn
steak and half-cooked potatoes, an
= then tramp back again, our spirit
y gradually rising at the prospect
e . decent meal eaten In comfort
i "Kill-jeyl" cried Minor. Don
). 80 bssJ
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SOONER

The Senate has adopted the joint resolution for const
tiona amendment to have presidents nauguraed third
Monday in January and Congress take office first Monday in
January after election.
It's sensible idea Most important thing for the public to
keep in mind is that political party by present system
free to tinker with the laws for several months after vo
have repudated elected the other party
That's poor way to play political baseball.
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YOU

Half ton of blood flows through your heart hour
says Dr. Henderson, lecurng at Harvard Medical School,
This is terrific amount of work for delicate pump. 1t
is obvious that life be prolonged and health improved
by getting plenty of sleep and lying down for 20 minutes
pump blood the full height of the body. When reclining
strain is taken off the pump blood flows like water through
horizontal pipes.
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NELSON FUNERAL

Funeral services for the late Hans
Nelson was held yesterday afternoon
at the Kennedy chapel with Rev. c.
j. Fylling of the Lutheran church in
charge. Burial took place in the
Union cemetery.