Evening star., 1924-04-06

TO Editor, The Star, who >re oftenly

nervely, what have happened TO give
You that rich look of cash."
The death rate among Japanese"
ne say so, have Increased enormally
since ]. Haro. Japanese plumber have
Dlumbcd his way into the Medical
Profession"
Medical Profcssion?" 1 repartee
haffably
IF you dishelievc your ears &
nose he rolegato, Kindly to gaz
slCross Street"
He point his new sos cane at fol-
lowing swollen sign:
j. HARO MD.
CORNS CONSUMPTION
LARBUNKLES CATALEPROSY
ANGER COLDS
GOITRB GOUT GLANDS
! GENESIS GANGRENE-"
): 'Goshes!' | otter. II have long time
sispected that this Hon. j. Haro have
cot all those. But why should he
HraG about it on a sign?''
He have not got them diseases"
snuggest Arthur. He cures them"
Pusitively"" 1 dong
with each pill or operation he give
written guarantee to kill you or
iNf ' ult N'u III several cases lie
can do both without extra charge
Il ask to know" This from me. "2
weeks Of yore this J. Haro were
plumbing bath-tubs x not very good
work"
He were sort Of poor plumber"
report Arthur He lack sifficient in
rellcctuality for that hard profession.
He thought maybe he would quit and
> drive a taNi-hack. Then he find
s,,eg s"mething easier, So now he are in
How could it," ! puzzle. "Phisic-
itns q surgeons requires many yrs of
study before they get wise enough to
cut legs and powder intestines.''
= :; >: :;
y s'TOGo." confuse Arthur Kickaha-
jana, you are always 1s9 yrs
back of Times. When you die shall
refuse tn berry YOU. YOU are so stale.
20 Yrs ago, perhapsly. doctor were
required to work his eyeglasses out
before he could be allowed to practice
on people. Nobody but Old F'oggies
does that nowadays. Science have
, advanced in leaps g. hops. Anybody
what are able TO sign his name or
make cross on the dotty line can
purchase a DIPLOMA, easy payment
pan, no brain-work required.
I stand East for that phenomenal
If you dishbelieyc what l say" he
communicate, kindly To folla. me
across Street to where Or. j. Haro,
Isq., are doing so for mutual benefat
! OF him Il me-"
Therefore l folla his shoes to cross
1ind several Patience setting there
looking Kind of dropsickIe. Pretty
-oonly Hon. Office fly ope while DIR. J.
Earo lead out one fatty japanese who
give up the goat & fall dead on the
, rug.
TOO sad" commute DR. j. Haro
with voice.
Then YOU still feel sorra for per-
sons when you kill them?" | require.
4 do for this one" he narrate 80
careless of me. | forgot to collect his
I0S in advance. And dead men pay
no bills"
You are doing pretty rushy busi-
. ness this morning" amputate Arthur
kickahajama.
Never too busy to see undertakers,"
reject DIR. j. Haro with sweetly smil-
ing. Come inwards and have a pleas
ant chatter"
So into Hon Office we go combined
1t were a pretty room with portrait
\ of Dr. Fred Cook wall Over a
solid mahoggish desk there hanged
sweet picture-frame With following
reformation:
DIPLOMA
calls buncorum. This are to snignify
that Johio Haro, having purchased
full payedup policy. price EOS cash,
are a Graduate of the Medicine Hat
school OF Medicine and Other Nerve
Diseases. This will qualify him to
practice. Practice makes perfect, do
il not? Pussibly. Never say die while
SO many are still living.
SisiIIo Universitatis
CsignedD Oscar ]. Harpey, Pres.
81 arc rather proud of my little as
Enlistment" says j. Haro, shaking
hands with himself. Just think how
tpcrsons can arise from poverty to
powcr Last week l were very poor
plumber, making less than 90S pr. day.
Please look at me now. Will you
have a slight drink of my gin? I sell
it comparatively cheap with a medical
stificat."
lie fetch out bottle & glasswear
while me d Arthur sipp suspectfully.
x = x Z
. "FlR. J. HARo," I subtract after
- first swallow had hurt me,
"kindly to told me 9 to IS reasons
why YOU can cure diseases when you
do not even know them by name"
Il am not here to cure diseases"
he pronounce. Attempting to cure
diseases are mistake which Medical
profession have made for 100000 yrs.
. And what they got out of it? Nothing
or less While one Cd set of doctoS-.
tries to slaughter mikerobes another
set are dishcovering new ones. Why
waste my tIme & yours? Only very
oId-styfe and silly-head schoolboys
goes to Harvard, Columbia, Jno. H.
Hopkins & McGill Colleges with I'D.
of getting MD. on their names. How
much smoother to set at home, no ak
periance required, and buy cheap
pypioma'
rE;;: you cannot make Medical
. Reputation without some book-knowi-
edge in your skull res'2.
Cant I now?" IL sag sourcastly.
81 have such reputation that the
Medical Board of States has already
mentioned me to the police. I are
very advanced. l do not believe in
any school but my own. ! only got
one theory of Doctoring, and that are
as follows: Pay as you Enter"
'oare II pussible" | dictate, chat