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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-06
BALE DE SOCIEDAD EN- Ell
CASINO ESPANOL DE
HUMACAO

Hemos recibido atenta invitacion
'que nos ha sido remitida en- nombre
de la Junta Directiva del Casino
Espanol de Humacao para un bale
que ha. de efectuarse en- los salones
de aquel centro la noche del domin-
go de los corrientes.
Los salones del Casino han sido
adornados por distinguidas damas de
aquella poblaci6n y por ell entusias-
mo que demuestran los socios de este
centro para. este acto de sociedad,
podemos anticipar de antemano un
verdadero exito.
Este bale de sociedad Sc ha orga-
nizado en- conmemoracion de la festi-
vidad de la Purisima, patrona de
Espana.
Agradecemos en- cuento vale la in
vitacion que tan cortesmente nos ha
sido enviada por la directiva de este
quito centro.
~~~~~~~~~U~~~~~~~ ~~N~~~N~~~~~
CE ALQUILAN habitaciones c6modas
ventiladas precios m0dicos, con
sin servicio. Frente al Victory Car
den, Stop 15. Carretera 20, Tel6fono
62S Roio. 1912
- - -,
GE NENDE en- Santurce, calle de La
timer. tres casas de MADEIRA con so
lares de 663 metros. cada una Faeiii-
dades para el pago. Sc admiten propo-
SicioneS en- conjunto por Separado.
lnformari Teef0no $50 verde, San
turce. Sin corredor. 12-12
e~~~~e~~~'N~s~r>>
GLE C0MPRA una pianola ~vieja, no
impOrte este apolillada. Avise, j.
Agrait calle America Salas, No. i,
Telefono 716, Azul, Santurce. 10
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~>~">s
HORNO DE HIERRO portatil para
cocinar pan Y dulces, con seis pa
rlillus, buen estado, Sc vende. Informa
ri Felix Sanchez Padilla, calle Las
Flores, Manatf Z. K. 1919.
~>~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~NS~~~~~~~
MUEBLES.-Se vende muy barato
mueble dc sala, Ceib6, secciones bi-
blioteca, y otros en- perfecto estado.
Cole Asia No. 3, Stop %. 1912
~%~r~->~~>%~~~~~~s~~~~ >>S~H~~~S~~~~~~~.
CHIPPIN CLERK :-Joyen de 26
amos, ofrecd sus ServiciOs para AL
MACEN, teniend0 eXperiencia en- eual
quier ramo: expertO en- trabajOs ofici-
ma. conoce ingl6s. Buenas referencias.
Llame Tel6fonO 4G1, San Juan Gerar
dine. 1919
1~~~~~~~~-~>~
CE VENDE: Tn aparador, un mostra-
dor Y dos vidrieritas de pared, TO.
do nuevo V barato. InfOrmaran San
/ Justo 3S, altos, esquina San Sebastian.
1912
observation-disclosures
CE VENDE Hospedaje mejor V mis-
grande balloon ambos frentes. ca
pacidad para cuarenta personals. huen
mobiliario. Dirfjase al misnO. Conner
clio st. 10, altos. Gayey, Z. X. 1919
@~~~~~~~>~>~~~<~> <~>~~~~~~~~~~~S~~~1~4e~~
nR JAMES r. JOHNS0N-Dentista
Gabinete de Rayos y, Allen 66 al
lado de MerinO r.
~~%~~~~~~~.~~
CASA, EN- VENTA.-Calle Europa"
nnmero 24. Stop %. concrete. cuatro
dormitorios. Sala. comedOr. cocina.
c"arto de bafio. Informara. Luis ]
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CINE LAS CASAS
DOMINGO

Estreno de la gran serie LA Reina
de. los Bosques''
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TRUCK FORD.-Se yende una GAIA
especial. Para un truck Ford con
su plataforma. Para provisiones. un
enceratio. lnfornard Jose M6ndez, te-
ltf0no 1893, Santurce. 12-g
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POMBILLiTAS de eoiores con figu-
ras de Vela para adornar ell ar
bol de Naridad. Tambi4n tenemOs bonn
biilas "Hysrade' para iluminar el Hoo
gar, visite la FERRETERIA MERE
NO. 1913
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'POR AUsENTARsE su duena

vende importante negocio pupilos
y Sc alquila espl6ndida casa para di-
ch0 negocio con buenas garantfas. Ten
go ahOra once excelentes pupiIos. In
formes: Box 223, Rio Piedras. 1927
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C,L0BOs DE COMA REDONDOs.

LARGOS, con pitos desde So cen-
tavos gruesa. Enviamos G. o. d. Or
dene inmediatamente. San Juan Novel
ty Co, Box 1852, San Juan. 1910
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CASA A PLAZOS.-Compre su casa

& asa, N FLALNIS.-COmDFo Su ca Sd
con 10 que pagara de alquiler En-
el sitio mas sano Y fresco de Santurce
(Monteflores), con calle embreada, luz
electrica, tel6fono, gas aqua Ca to-
das horas) puede usted adquirir la sur
va, limpia, atractiva Y de moderna
construction, pagando pequena canti-
dad al contado, Y ell restO en- hipoteca
a pagar mensualmente, como 81 filera
alquiler. Buen vecindariO. sitio delicio,
so, panorama bellfsimo, transporte ia
ell por servicio de guaguas al presen-
tie. En- cuantO Sc resuelva Ia Tranquil
cia, la nueva lIuea de trolley atrave-
sara esta urbanizaci0n. Venga yer
las va vendidas Y habitadas por sus
duenos, quienes estan encantados de
su buena adquisici6n. Ash indaga usted
Y Sc informa pOr ellos mismos direc-
tamente. Informara: Ulises Roman
Borges, Cristo l, tercer piso. Tel6fo-
no 155, San Juan. p.
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POPULAR

Ell gradioso drama: "Els Vale del
Silencio'', por Alma Rubens.
DOMINGO
Betty Ccmpson en- ell drama Ten
taoi6n Esmeralda''.
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VENTA o ALQUn.ER: En- Rio Pie.

dras, vendese una casa 0 alqullase
en- $4,000. Cinco dormitorios demas
dependencies. Stop 26t4 AIayol 2, Te-
lefono GOO azal 12-10
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'TENEMOS PARA VENDER A PLA-
u znC CANKnnnG D;o,o. A,,Ao 49,.

AUS NUINOI1USs--I IdIIUS, AuIU-E EId
nos, Fon6grafos, Juegos de comedor,
Juegos de Habitaci6n, Neveras, rope"
ros v toda clase de muebles de Sala.,
No deje de venir comprar sus nue.
bles antes de navidad. Pues con cual-
quier cantidad de dinero podri usted'
llevar 10 que necesite, Y pagar ell res
to plazos c0modos. Vendemos para
t0da Ia isla. Escrfbanos v le enyiare-
mos Agente. Jonducci0n Santurce
Sen Juan gratis. La Joya del Hogar,
Crist0 No. Is, San Juan, y La Joyi-.
tn. Carretera No 115. Santurce. 12-17
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MUSICA para Piano. Recibimos Sc
maHalmente los Gltimos "hits" de
New York Tambi6n un gran surtido
dc c0uplets Y mdsica espahola, en- ge-
neral Envfo la isla franqueo extra.
Los Mnchachos, San Juan, p. E. p.
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no sE oUEJE DE LA cOsnDA. s

su est0mago funcionara bien no ha-
ria usted ese gesto de disgusto. Pom
case a prueha de comidas tomando
PILDORAS FERMANALES. 1-2
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RIALT0

Matinee noche: La gran cinta:
''Ruperto de Hentzau''.
DOMINGO
Ell suntuoso y emocinante drama en-
8 actos 'sRl Apostol Rojo'', en- ma
tinal solamente. Noche: LA SEN
da de la Inocencia''.
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MUEBLES A PLAZOS.- Acabamos
de recibir muebles MARIA Tere-
sa", los cuales vendemOs a plazos CO
modos sin necesidad de ffador. Ven
tas para la isla escrfbanos Y lie envia-
remos nuestro Agente inmediatamente.
COnduccion gratis para las ventas de
San Juan Y Santurce. La Joya del
Hogar, Inc. Cristo II, San Juan La
Joyita Sucursal, Carretera 115, San
turce. 12-17
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ECONOMICOS
XIENTA DE FLORES NATURALEs.

! W H14VN1k DE1 II EE4UK6E1J MN OAEzEA4E1sJs
en- ramos, cruces, corOnas, en- Ia
Gale Hoare .ntimero 16 lame al tel6-
fono 678 azul.
NN~u~<@@~~~~~%
DATRONES PARA LARORFS. Qua
dernos con disefios e instrucciones
para hacer toda elase de labores. Ca
da cuaderno para una labor Oistinta.
AL pedir indique 81 la desea para GRO
chet, bordado, etc. Enyfo la isla
franqueo extra. LOS MUCHACHOS.
San Juan, p. II. p.
CE yENDEN MUEBLES, FINOS usa-
dos, completamente nuevos. Juegos
de cuarto, comedor magnfficas al
Phone No. 1006, Santurce. 1910
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HILO MERCERIZADO.- renemos

este artfculo, en- carretes de 100.
200 Y 800 yardas. gran variedad de
dolores, tambi6n vendemos mostasillas
Y canutillos de cristal en- colores. para
adornos de trajes collares. de fanta-
sfa-La Borinquen, SILVA. MARTI-
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IAGA rna fortuna con solo 25 cts.
Monte en- su casa una. fabrica de
ni.,fiecas. Solicite detalles gratis a: MA
RIoN DOLL MEG. SAN GERMAN,
p. r. 1873.
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DEsEO HABITACION sin amueblar

para hombre solo lie buenas costlm
bres en- casa dc famili;t respectable De-
he ser con entiada pietamente in
dependence p.
'Habitaci6n" cIo Ell MUNDO.
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SOLAR EN- RIO pIEDRAs. Sc. vend

un0 de trescientos metros, calle De-
licias cerca sequina Vallejo Immediate
a don Carmelo Siaca. Informant Pedro
A. Cebollero, Departamento de ms
trucci0n, San Juan. 1912.
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4 LQUILO media casa con installation
sanitaria cerca trole y guaguas
$14 mensuales, otra de $12. Habitacio-
nes eli carretera para caballeros, o ma
trimonio 81, entrada independence, in
formara Stop 27 carretera, Restaurant,
Salvador Lopez. 1873.
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COMA PARA cOcHE, llquldo para

limpiar metales, nickel, auto body
polish, oil SOAP dizolvo para lavar,
bombillas de casas, los tcnemos pre-
clos bien baratos. a. Il. Sumersilie,
Allen 70, San Juan, P. R. 12-11
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CENTIDO COMUN.-Por que paga
$3.50 1915 por TN gallon de pintu-
ra, cuando puede comprar la misma ca
lidad en- $3.50 en- la casa A. e. Sumer
sille, Allen 76, San Juan, agente exclu-
sivo de las pinturas "ATLANTIC'. Pa
ra techos, hierro, acero cualquier
metal, nuestro Structural Paint" es
superior. Ill
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TIGUETES.- de recibir ell
surtido mas complete mas varia-
do de la epoca. no compre SuS jugue-
teS sin antes hacer una vista nues-
ira tienda, 81 quiere ahorrar dinero.
I.a Borinqnen. SILVA. MARTINEZ Il
CO. Rio piedras, Z. Il. Ia
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DARN ASO NUENO-postales. cr,

PARA ANU NUEFO.-P0stales, cro-
mos. tarjetaS, calendarios " move
dades para 1925. Sc venden por CON
duetoS de nuestros agentes Juveniles
en- toda la isla. pida un tote HOY
MISAIO indicando su edad, nombre de
sus PADRES de su maestro. THE
NAIL ORDER CO., San German. 1913
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AsTERICANAs,

Guernsey. etc de las meiores CANA
derfas del estado de New York, pari
das y pr0ximas a parir, a precios ra-
zonables. A. A. Montequin, Finoa Can
grejos Arriba, Stop A, Gale Lola, o
Box 3, San Juan.
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49, s1Ns1NseN y
CE VENDE casa en- Rio Piedras, ca

lie Roble II. Ocho habitaciones, tres
en- planta alta; doble servicio santa
rio; sala, comedor amplio, buen patio.
arboles frutales. Para informes, tel6-
fono 1877 negro, Hato Rey Box 355,
Rio Piedras. 1917
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cE VENDEN precios sumamente

NE VENDE4N Vf6CIUS sUHIdtuIOIIIV
baratos autom6vil Ford touring
nuevo tres dlas uso; Studebaker Light
Six modelo 1924 en- muy buenas condi-
clones; Maxwell Club Sedan modelo
1924 excelentes condolences Y Stuz
euatro cilindrOs.
Informant The Fisk Tire Store,
Adrian Nelson, Distributor, Tel6fono
4, 6, s, San Juan, Z. r., Comercio st.
NO 10. 7.
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FLORES NATURALEs. Sc hacen ra-

mos, cruces, cOrazOnes, bouquets
para novias. Tel6fOno S25 azul, San
turce. Gale Hernandez No. 6, para
da IA. 12-14
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FL CATARRO Es MUY PELIGROSO

Els bueno que usted sepa, que ell
HYOTOLE' es ell mejor jarabe como
cido para las afecciones del pecho.
Pru6belO en- seguida. 1915
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COLICITA PR0POsICIONEs, (NEw

POSITION WANTED). Joven con
buenas referencias. actualmente emple-
ado. Siete aiios de experiencia en- conta-
bilidad en- ingl&s espailol. Dirfjase
nor escrito "F'' Ell MUNDO. 1912
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POR- 5000 vendo casa mOntada con-
creto, balc6n doble, sala, comedor,
cocina, tres dormitorios, luz. aqua, ca
lie afirmada. Dirfjase, calle Cortijo No.
1O3, Barrio Obrero, Teodocio Betan-
court. 12-9
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TRES, BANDERAS

Estreno del bonito drama EXTRA
vagancia'' por la simp$tica May Alli-
son
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DOMINGO

La magnifica cinta 'El Lrio Rojo'
por Catherine Nc. Donald.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-12-06
EgIEO JAPONEs. Superior a cuantos

NPROVECHE: Relojes. y prendas
nenos del costo, en- la, JoYERIA
FELIX LOPEZ, donde esta. ell "Globo
nagico" " el 'Reloj de las Luces"
1919.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
SCIENCE
Marco Polo

One OF the great books OF oil his.
tory n THE Travels OF Marco Polo"
Marco Polo was Venetian and was
believed by those who knew him 10
DO a person who exaggerated. In fact.
a great liar. However. thru the
stories Of his travels. about tho year
1900, no opened the way 20 com.
munlcatlon between Europe and Asia
and Indirectly brought about the
great adventures OF Spanish, Italian,
English and French explorers, who
discovered now parts Of tho world.
II took Mnrco Polo nearly four
years to make trip 10 China. lilo
stayed there over 16 years. Ito re.
turned TO Europe and his accounts OF
tho strange country he had visited
aroused moekery. Ho was nIcltnamed
I'll Mlllono" because he was always
talking OF tho millions of people and
millions OF money in tho country OF
"Cathay."
He Interested enough persons, how.
ever, so that Europe began 10 inyesti.
cato tho outside world and his trav.
els were responsible for introducing
Into Europe many OF Civilizations
modern necessities. These included
moro efficient methods OF printing
from paper and with blocks OF tyne.
the use Of gunpowder In warfare and
the mariners compass.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
Nothing to Dread in Age

DROBABLY the dread of old age has eaten the happv
heart out of the sound kernel of youth more than
any one ghost thing and yet the truth is that given
health each advancing decade brings more pleasure and
less regret to the normal mind
Youth should understand this and not waste ifs time
fretng about senlity No than there is in death
anything to fear is there anything in advancing wears
TO hudder at for each year brings its new joy lust as
1t lays aside the WORKOUT pleasures
The average father has a sweeter thrill over the low
OF MS children at Christmas than he ever had as boy
with his gifts. The boy has vocferous hour or two
with the new drum and then he becomes weary of bang
ing on the thing but the father will carry glow in his
heart for month the joy of his boy.
Daughter with her first BEAU has her hours Of exata
ton and she also has her hours of msgivng of suspicion
OF anguish But the wife and mother who has travelled
with husband thru 20 years has misgvings she knows
where his heart interest lies and she knows that tho
twain have been made one
That is what generally brings sense of satisfac-
on sense of sureness, and it likewise cools down the
hot frenzy of YOUTH and it deadens the zest of mere
physical pleasures enhances the spiritual and mental lows
immeasuraby.
Certainly there are poor people who are SO i'm
povershed in heart and mind that in their mature wears
they yet yean for the delights Of weary flesh Such
folk are Predetermined their brains quit expanding at the
age of 16. They have grown up in body but not in
mind, and they should be kept in the nursery andFfed
with spoon.
But normal, growing minds viii, with the PASSING
years. find deeper, abiding joys and fewer vain
strivngs.
Well 1923 thoroy crossing ra1rood with
automobile brought little
engaged in o BurbankIng. "
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
The us. Crazy Quilt of Marital Law,

vance notice before a A..
may DO Issued. ls
Eighteen states psrms
foobls.mlnded 10 marry ". -
three states disquaiIfy drun,. s5
Only 10 forbid blacks and rss'
20 wed. TA'A
When II comes 10 dIyorc.
state viii issue a deere, ~ ~
one Of IL grounds. and ana.
South Carolina. win no, ,..''
nize divorce on any grouad, 4.
other states. tho pcrmI,,. !.
grounds range all tbs way !.
tween these two extreme. y
Two states win divorce ana.
months residence. Two es.'
and The District Of coIumbl, !.
quire three years resIdene.
The grave result Of thes. A.
crepancies is that many r,...
viii not recognize marriage,
divorces Of other states ann ).
them aside. hopeleaaly ,apy,',.
the lives Of the persons nt,,,s1
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
FIGHT FOR 30 YEARS
FOR UNIFORM LAW

For 80 ycnrs. tho American Bar
association and other organiza'
lions have tried without success
20 bring some kind of order out
OF this chaos. The struggle has
finally resolved itself into a fight
for n federal marriage and dl.
yorce law.
Backed by n large bloc OF woui'
ems organizations. Senator Ar.
thur capper and Representative
Louis Fairfield OF Indiana have
placed before congress a consti.
tutional amendment giving that
body power 10 lcglslaic on The
subject OF marriage and divorce.
A similar measure died in com.
mitiee last Hc.slon. This year n
moro vigorous fight IN being
made. headed by tho General
Federation Of Women's clubs,
National League OF Women Vot'
crH. w. c. T. T., National Fed.
Grafton OF Business and profes.
nlonai Women. National Con.
gress Of parcnt.Teachers' ASSOC
clatlons. American Home Eco.
nomlcs association. and Daugh.
iers Of the American Revolution.
HOW STATE LAWS
ARE CONFLICTING
These arc the facts about mar.
riago and divorce In tho United
States today;
Seventeen states allow children
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09

OF any ago TO marry with con.
sent OF their parents.
Nlno states fix tho age OF "a
for girls and II for boys ms tho
legal ago for marriage with con
sent OF parents.
Three states permit girls 10 or
moro 10 marry without consent
OF parents.
Twenty mates have no penalty
for an official who Illegally Is
sues n license 20 a minor.
In three states no license 10 re-
quired II bans have been an
nounced.
Only five states require both
parties 70 apply in person for
license. Eight states require I'D.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
Mr.. Hooper Deprecafes

NECRETARY HERBERT HOOVER deprecates ''the
- epidemic of relationships that seems to have in
fected many European democraces," and he notes "a
slight Infection Of the disease in America The two
party system for Herbertl
Slight mfection? Thunderation! It's raging epi-
demic Herbert and maybe there ought to be a law
against it, right away There's irreconcabe bloc
IN our senate farm bloc in house and another sort
OF oloc IN our u s. supreme court and dozen formally
organized political parties thruout the land Two par.
ties? Why the only fellow of his party is he who
belongs to certain party just because his father grand
father and other ancestors back to the Pilgrim fathers
belonged to it. You see, Herbert good many of tho
folks have observed that sending democrats and repub
leans as SUCH to congress very often results in their
standing together twin brothers when the folks are to
be skinned and the folks have been breaking out with
labor farmer non-partsan, singleax 4Ser light beer
and other infections Their idea has been to make the
world safe for democracy by being democratic II is
growing disorder Herbert and IL they cannot be cured
by law born of twoparty system some federal Judge
law but does the business in most cases of injected
democracy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
Church Modernists' Long Handicap

mus, be thrown into prison. And
40 on and 80 on.
Thus tho fight between tho
progrcsslyes and tho conserva-
lives has como on thru the ages,
the fundamentalista falling back
from time 70 time. but always in
good order. rslInauishing tho in.
question only to institute hsresy
trials. relinquihhing them 10
adopt other and newer methods
Of protection Of the faith OF tho
fathers"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
Telling 1t
to Congress
Excerpts Taken at
Random From the
Congressional Record)
HIS RIGHTS

II tho Craftsmanship o., the various
committees does not amount 70 any.
thing. II the chairmanship OF tho IN.
terstate commerce committee does
not amount TO anything. thon
would like 10 AJAX tho distinguished
senator's on the other ride OF tho aisle
why IL II that they object 10 tho sen.
etor from Wisconsin CMr. la Follot,cl
who should righifully ho tho chair.
man Of this ommittco7--ssnaio
wheeler CD Montana.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
SMILES

Ono New York jazz orchestra
leader makes 5000 a week. but look
at the exercise no takesl
Less than II months before Christ
INNS. Save early.
The new social seasons nrs promis-
ing. Cheek.to-cheok dancing viii be
done by those who have the cheek.
styles for 1924 show many
changes. These changes wero needed
to keep old clothes from being In
styla.
Business outlook In good except for
those wanting something for nothing.
They mny get the nothing.
Reliable statistics show that by
hard work all Christmas bills win be
paid before next Christmas.
Inc good year 1924 will DO what
you mnko II. Also, what you mako.
Franklln's picture Is on tho new
500 bills. We know II is. Our coal
dealer told us.
Tho days nro getting longer. no
some presidential candidate viii
claim no had them changed.
a presidential candidate tells us
the dark horses arc Nightmares.
Has your Leap Year prospect
mustaehe? kissing hairbrush will
tougher your lips for Il.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
Uncle Sam Falls Dorm

n TORE than 100000 gallons of wood alcohol (meth-
1Vl anoD being manufactured each month, reports
the government.
Wood alcohol is deadly poison--and the only deadly
poison that is sold openly without restrictions to all
Sales of all other vrulent poisons are safe
guarded by registration.
The public should be protected from INSCRIPTIONS boot
leggers Government is extremely negligent in not fur
nishng that protection by method such cooring
wood alcohol a permanent red.
No doubt Wells being locked
tho him parliamentary elections
nouncd he out Of politics. That the idea the voters tried
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
All Resolutions in One

THE Funny Column" fellow Of big daily newspaper
i produces this on New Years day:
Further resolved, that in place of resolutions we try
to do the best we during 1924 and further that it
viii be impossible for us to do any better than the best
we can"
There's than humor in this there's life-phoso-
ply and the fellow who sticks by this resolution need not
worry about others, for it covers the whole scheme
Now that we've read about Osborne Wood
made million in Wall Street let's lost
few hundred apiece In Wall Street year.
III there Adam
that began the business Of raising Cans
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
WHAT FOLKS
ARE SAYING

DIR. RUSSELL II. BREADY, De
trolt NJ. Il. church: IL would cease
making belief in tho doctrine Of the
virgin birth OF Christ n test OF church
membership. II any man says he
cannot accept II. but does accept Je.
sus as tho Son of God and tho Saw.
Tor OF tho world. would give him n
placo In the church. The fact Is.
Jesus did not make the doctrine ever
test Of becoming a disciple"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
Frieda's Follies

MORAL codes certainly change
FOR RICHER and for poorer
THIS WOMAN was an ordinary
thief.
BUT THEY called II heptomania.
A DEATH had occurred In her
family.
SHE WAS not the lcnst perturbed.
EVERYONE was commenting on
her calm.
1T Is not 20 DO wondered nt,"
/ SAID, with an eye in her direc.
ton.
SHE HAS always taken things so
easily"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-01-09
A THOUGHT

Wrath kiIleth the foolish man :,
envy slayeth the silly one.--Jos J.
DAD temper is IT'S own ,,,,..
- Few things arc bltterer ~. :
feel bitter. A mans venom ya,..
himself more than his M.
Charles Buxton.