New Britain herald., 1924-08-02

Ah the sun, lace aoMnAaHd on th
 sand, Position reversed, Rack 10 ih n cottage 10 see whether or net yau'si
 become red enough, Supreme satis
 faction upon finding that you have |, strntiing around as one whe ha
 achieved greatness, Fame until be-
 lime, "My, you're snnhurned." sWow !, lock al the hnrn on that guy" II , bed, Itching, Scratching, Pain Warm night, sunhurn lives un ta itl
 name, sleenless night, Agony
 Scratch, Scratch, Ouch. Next morn
 ing, Rlisiers, sunhnFn lotion, Tai,
 cum powder, Heavy sweater to pre-
 vent it from happening again,
 4 week end trip, Speeding over the
 rolling hillsiies, Tra-la.la, Aniiei,
 pstion of a good time. Arrival, Dis,
 appointment at seeing the "hatel,H
 Informed that it's the second oldest house in town. Grave doubts that ii will remain standing over night. The genial host, A good meal, Mine host
 does a vaudeville turn. ev0king nolite
 applause. Hope that the hin will he
 less as result of appreciation of his
 efforts, The lowering host. Outside
 10 see what's going on. Introduced
 t0 inc female hoarders. Increased in-
 terest in the place, The aged lady
 who nirts with the fellows In the party
 4 trip to the dance. On the side
 lines. Young women refuse to dance.
 On the sidelines. Return home.
 something will happen. 4 fire or
 something, No such luck. Watching
 tho last boat come in. No luck.
 Bed Fairly comfortable. Shores
 from some enthusiastic bnarder.
 Pleas 10 let tho dog out. Shores
 stop. Sleep.
 office Pests. The gloop who car
 ries on long winded conversations on
 the phone just when the phone is
 needed by someone else in hurry.
 The egg who throws wads of paper at
 every one. The dumbbell who is always
 at your typwriter when you most
 want to use it. The person who
 opens the windows on a windy day
 blowing copy all over the place. | The numbscnll who reads over your
 shoulder and points out the mistakes. The yap who can't work because there's so much noise going on. The beagle who steals your paper. The canary who thinks you're joking when you tell him to get out of your way and stay out. The bozo who recalls tender experiences on another paper and insists upon relating them at all times. The bird who tells how good he is. The googel with the damp sense of humor. The political wizard. | The bimbo who always buns cigar | cites. The gook who marries the | telephone directory.
 Teaching her to swim. Her appear | ance in beautiful creation which you would swear was an evening gown. All decked out. Swimming cap. Shoes. Stockings roll of course. Water stops for the ears. Water wings. her wonld-be instructor who leans negligently on the sand: pardon, reclines negligently on the sand. Down to the sea in flips, mostly hack fiips. Sudden pauseson the brink. Hand placed into water. "Tee-hee. it's cold" Convinced that 1t won't be If she jumps into the water. Starts to do so. Loses nerve at the edge of the water and retreats. 'I'm not afraid I just want to get good 1 start" More false moves. Finally runs and lands upright two feet out { from shore, screaming for help and making known to the entire beach II that the water is freezing her. Quietus. II lnveigled into walking out slowly into t ieep water, her hand firmly clasped in that of her instructor. Many oauses and grunts, accompanied by screams that something bit her leg. Position for swimming demonstrated Tries it. Finds that she can't get Ter breath. Guess wasn't cut out or a swimmer" Finally coaxed to ry it. Gets along until the instructor tops serving as buoy. Down to he bottom. Up quickly gasping for breath and screaming for help. "Ph, ookit, my hairs all wet! I think { -oure horrid! I'm going in this min- 'te! Ooh, and just got marcel! I'll { lever speak to you again" 6
 In the day coach. The dear old ady who insists that the train has C aken her past her station. The inn osing white waistcoat of the conduc- ! or. His condescending air. The across the aisle who asks g uestions. "Oh, mama, what's that?" Mama, what would happen if the < rain ran off the track, mama? Do VI ou think it will, mama? Can I have
 drink? Whats a tunnel, mama? \ Why does it get dark in one, mama?" ,etc., etc., etc. The enthusiastic for ign delegation few seats ahead talk I 1g in loud voice about something. a he newspaper and fruit vender. Here yare. Latest magazines. San II ,hes, apples, candy, milk chocolate. U ast trip through" Five minutes la- e ST he again appears with the same nc. The loving young couple. Terms U f endearment floating on the air The ian with the heavily alcoholic breath. u he sixth of the Seven Sleepers saw lg wood in the next sea back. The si ,an with the cough. Stares Of an- oyance ron your part. His look Of m lissful innocence. The heat. The ruggle with the obstinate window. sl lore heat to which is added perspir- ion and several words not included fl
 this article. Window finally gives al D the fight all too suddenly, result in g in parked knuckles and a grouch Ie rest of the trip. Dark looks at the Ill out person who asks. "Is this seat ia His conversational turn
 mind. Vain attempts at discourag- O, 2 him. Next station Boxdmaz--- stm." shouts the brakeman in his th ISrainian patois. Alighting from the ain with that uncomfortable feeling e, nt ,.n,,r nnrz arc f,iii of cinders and 1 ro