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New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

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New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

This" chuckled the gay married man, as he plucked a blonde strand from his coat lis what I call escaping a divorce suit by a hair"
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

The ass that spoke in Bible times didn't look back and yell, Lets sec you pass me-"
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

fELErHokE CALLS.

Hntsrsa ., ths Post onies sl ssw Britain
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New Britain herald., 1924-07-21
Facts andFancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

Fable: Once there was a party that nominated its best man.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

Another good sanity test is an op- portunity to pass the car in front at a right hand turn.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21
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Henry" said his wife sternly, holding out a handful of red, white, and blue disks, "are these poker chips that I found in your pocket?'
 Why yes. my dear, 1 suppose they are. You sec, l." Well, all I've got to say is this? if you haven't got seHse enough to cash in your chips when you quit the game. it's time you stopped playing poker" .e.
 Isaac Anderson.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

"Insignifcant." cried the man. Why, he couldn't even join luncheon club"
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21
The Jingle-Jangle Counter

Who says the woman never pays? She pays enough for marcel waves.
 Roy Oxandale.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

In battalions troubles come: Jaws are full of chewing gum.
 Nathan M Lew
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

Drowning accidents at pleasure spots will continue so long as some- body takes a chance.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

Many men howl for equality when their real desire is to swat the boss.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

There must be genuine issues when orators give the tariff rest.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21
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sUsseRIPFIoA RATES, stea q Year,
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Babies cry and fappers gigge; Fishes swim and tadpoles wiggle.
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New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

The Herald 10 on sale daily ID New York at Hoialins's News stand, Times Square, sehultz Ness stand. Entrance Grand Central t:nd street.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

Americans are people who feel rich because they charge one another so much.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

To make weak fsh strong keep it cut of water and away from ice.
New Britain herald., 1924-07-21

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The Fallon standard. (Fallon, Nev.) 1920-1958, 1924-07-30
JIM JOHNSON RECEIVES
POSTMASTER APPOINTMENT

Monday James w. Johnson re-
ceived his appointment 40 postmaster
of the city of Fallon. Mr.. Johnson
win take over the office on the 1st
Of August.
In the meantime Postmaster Likes
10 showing Jim" the ropes and the
affairs of the office will move along
IN their usual well ordered manner.
I'm the meantime Mr.. Johnson will
have to resign as county commission
n, the state law covering this matter
In particular, as it excludes any post
master holding state position where
lhe salary exceeds $500 per annum,
This means q scramble among the
Democrats of the county, os II will
be in the hands of the governor to
name a successor. Undoubtedly the
new commissioner will be selected
within a short time az the board OF
equalization and other important
county matters are now under con
sideration.
The Fallon standard. (Fallon, Nev.) 1920-1958, 1924-07-30
Beet Sugar Men
Look Over Field
Lay Plans For Reopen
ing Factory. Will
Visit Again

Last Friday H. E. Zitkowski, a
representative of the American Beef
Sugar Company of Denver, paid his
second visit to this valley in order to
again go over the sugar teet situa-
tion here.
Mr.. zitkowski in company with
other members of the company paid
this valley a visit early in the season
and while 1t was but a survey that
was evidently impressive, as he mads
the second trip. He found that where
heets had been planted here as ex.
perinental demonstrations that they
had come up to expectations. The
eurley top conditions were also noted
and all of the matters connected In
this important culture.
While here Mr.. Zitkowski stated
that the Loyelock beet experiment
this year is practically O failure This
is owing to drouth conditions and the
lack Of care given to seed beds and
later culture. The result Is that a
very small acreage of beets will be
matured in that section.
While here Mr. Zitkowski talked
most fayorably as to reviving the
Plant on this project Conditions
We're freely talked over. such as pre-
Fious failures, the evaporation of the
last outfit that came in without mon-
ey to finance the plant and the dis
gust of the local farmers through
the several failures that they had
nothing to do with.
1t was given out that should the
American Beet Sugar Company de
eide to come that 1t will be along
the same lines as the concern carries
on in the other successful fields, and
that it will be properly financed.
which is the one thing that has beer
lacking in the past.
Should this company conclude to
operate here it should be done before
the fall closes in, as this would give
farmers a chance TO make arrange
ments for planting. The prospect Of
opening the factory meets genera
approval and 1t can be put on IT.
feet with a corporation that come
here with the right financial back
ing. Sugar beets undoubtedly can b
grown successfully on this projec
and the fact that sugar has beeI
produced here is sufficient test as Il
the quality. II Is a matter of a sounC
business concern with the proper
funds that can put 1t through. othec
wise there is no use talking sugar
beets to Lahontan farmers who have
ost enough through badly financed
concerns.
The Fallon standard. (Fallon, Nev.) 1920-1958, 1924-07-30
MADE HURRIED TRIP

Governor Serugham who was call.
ed to the Rawhide mining section on
a business trip spent several hours
here last Friday evening. He is CON
fident that the mining interests are
On the upgrade and is endeavoring
to assist in all legitimate deals in
this important Nevada industry.
While here he met a number OF
the Bourbons and there was some
short talks. The governor expects to
be in Saturday night to attend the
Forty and Eight dance and meet with
the Legion boys.
The Fallon standard. (Fallon, Nev.) 1920-1958, 1924-07-30
TAKING MINING INTEREST

II. B. Kuntz of Elko, who visited
Goldbasin some weeks ago and went
over the camp and figured on its
future, has returned to this city and
will take over some interests in what
he believes is tile next gold camp of
Nevada
He has become interested with
Ace Robinson in the Gold Basin Min
ing. Milling & Development Company
property. On his first visit to the
camp this property struck him as
one of the likely sections that only
needed development. The recent
work carried on in the tunnel and
surface showing has convinced Mr.
Kuntz that Goldbasin is the proper
place to locate and he is there as a
consequence.
Work on the property continues
most satisfactorily and there is every
reason to believe that there is the
development of a big mine on the
holdings.
The Fallon standard. (Fallon, Nev.) 1920-1958, 1924-07-30
WILL FEED CATTLE
AT ROGERS RANCH

Shober Rogers, county commits
Hioner. has made arrangements with
the state prison board to feed the
cattle from the prison farm this win
ter. This state property like the rest
of the state, is suffering from drouth
and the hay crop was proportionately
shy.
Warden Diekerson was In town
Monday to make arrangements fof
feeding the stock this winter and
they will be moved in when the pas
turage fails at the state property.
The Fallon standard. (Fallon, Nev.) 1920-1958, 1924-07-30
oVERLANDs TO ARRIVE

Another carload of Overland cars
will be in this week at the Byer
Motor Sales garage This will make
the second carload of the popular
cars to arrive In this city in the past
few weeks.
The Fallon standard. (Fallon, Nev.) 1920-1958, 1924-07-30

DIR. II. NJ. DIXON, Optometrist,
Reno. will be in Fallon at the West
ern Hotel Friday and Saturday, Aug
ust 1st and End. Two days only.
Eyes examined, glasses properly
fitted
The Fallon standard. (Fallon, Nev.) 1920-1958, 1924-07-30

Fly-Tox will do more than 1t saya
and every trial recommends 1t. For
sale at MeLain's. 40t1
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-22
WHAT YOU EAT IN A YEAR
BY Albert Apple

If you have just an average appetite, every year
eat 14OO pounds of solid food and almost as much liquids
part of all vegetables and Celery for instance, is
almost entirely water.
In lifetime you enough food fill train of freight
cars several miles long.
So estimates scientist Mother who carries the heavy
market basket is apt to claim the estimate is too low.
There was time when people ate what they could get
In primitive days food largely matter of chance The
prowler in the jungle forest might kill wild turkey
day and bear the next He might find berries again
it would be roots leaves. There telling advance
what the day would bring forth in the matter of food
In time learned to domesticate animals and cuti
vae the soil The element of chance less Diet became
certain He could grow the things he liked best
Then began to specialize. Food raising left to
definite Of the population Families had wider choice
They could buy what they preferred-and get variety
Came the age of Advertising Publicity has been applied
strenuousy to foodstus inducing people to buy certain
housekeeping them make their minds instead of leaving
the choice entirely to the eater.
Now have still another method-propaganda to entice
people into using certain specific foods in preference to
others.
Thus the raisin growers unite advertising campaign
that they need found in rasns Orange do the
same playing up the vtamnes that bring health with this
delicious fruit. So on.
In the long run, however, these propaganda campaigns
tend to counteract and neutralize each other.
For instance the American peoples bread eating is fifth
We urged to eat bread to help the wheat
err While, admittedly it would help the wheat grower and
we do need flour in diet if eat bread we
helps branch of farming by increasing demand also in
jures other branches by decreasing their sales.
We can eat just much-1400 pounds of solids year
and about the amount of liquids.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-22
=: The Tangle ::
BY Williams

leave that message with the silent
form lying there so sold and still l
shall never know. This l do know,
however: In that moment, my
mother took leave of my father.
From that time on she looked
upon all the sorrowlng turmoil, all
the barbaric ceremonial with. which
we surround our dead, as something
quite apart from her and from him.
She did TRANQUILITY all that was ex
pected of her to do. She took up
her life at that moment without my
father to whom she had said fare
we'll. She tried to calm the noisy
glief and stil1 noisier criticism OF
affairs which Alice brought into the.
hcme. She depended upon Jack and
me with sweet Difference; and she
welcomed everything which :arl did
for her with sincerest appreciation.
As l have watched her all through
these trying times before the fun
eral / have marveled at how much
the heart may bear and yet not
break. ..... ~..''
Karl's and Alice's kilograms were
like them. Alice's held a covert re-
proof that no one stopped to con-
slider her feelings before all else.
Karl's was unselfish kindness per-
scnified. 1t was like him, and l
knew however much my mother
would depend upon John for ma
terial things it was to Karl. she
would go for spiritual comfort and
sincere sympathy. "
do not quite understand the
change in Alice, Little Marquise. At
the time of my marriage she, was
rot as selfish and arrogant as she
is now, but ever since she went
abroad she has seemed to feel that
she has become not only quite the
most important person in our fam
lily, but one of the most important
young. women in America.
! Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, lnc.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-22
THAT REPUBLICAN TARIFF

Former Governor Frank O. Lowden of Illinois discussed
ta bcan protective tariff principle in his Bismarck
cech He humorously apologzed because the tariff is an
M issue but when he had finished discussing every North
Dkcan could appreciate that the principle means some
hing TO his state.
The Republican tariff principle he explained is tariff
that will protect Americans against lower standard Of
living abroad TO make this principle more effective the
last Republican tariff law provided for Tariff Commission
and to the President permitting the tariff to
be raised lowered that the duties will be based that
abroad
The is told that he sells in foreign market and
buys il protective market Mr. Lowden exploded this half
truth AS he showed the farmer does sell his surplus in
foreign market, world price level but his surplus is
ony small part of his total production He used dairy
products example, being practical daryman and
present duty the importation of butter eight cents
pound In spite of this increase from the Democratic tariff
o. two and onehaf cents pound at times Denmark and
other countries have sent much butter to America that
dairy farmer North Dakota and other states The dairy
association Of which Mr. owden is head seeks to have
this tariff increased and under the Republican law tariff
commission created before whom the dairy farmers
plead their
Mr. Lowden showed that the Democratic tariff policy is
not fer only the party declared but is
partial protection with the products of southern Gtaes
being protected the most. He did not mention Mr. Latol
cite but his cohorts we'll known antagonists of the Re-
publican policy of tariff protection.
score of years ago, Mr.. Lowden pointed out mporta
ton food products was virtually unknown Now Argen
tina sends wheat and CATTLE Australia sends sheep and WOOL
Denmark sends butter South Africa also competes other
nations seek unload their farm products in this country
The producers have the benefits of cheap labor cheap
lection And the Republican tariff principle the only prn
cipe of tariff making that offers the American farmer the
protection he needs Mr. Lowden pointed out that doubtless
mistakes have been made doubtless the tariff law at fault
instances But he also impressed upon his auditors
that the only clear sound policy in this respect the Re-
publican policy.
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THE EXILE'S RETURN

Mother, dear Mother, for thee l am yearnine
Sadly sigh for one glimpse of thy face
Soon to my home will my footsteps be turning,
Gladly to rest in that dearly loved place.
Long years have passed since the day that we parted
When determined my fortune to seek,
Sailed away and left thee broken-hearted
Tears told the story thy lips could not speak
Mother dear Mother, as read thy letter,
Quaint, homely phrases writ down there see
But though they shone with eminent luster
Those words could be none the dearer to me-
Sad was the day that left home and Mother
Scoring to heed, for my eyes were SO blind
They would not there could neer be another
One-half SO dear as the friend left behind
Mother dear Mother each night in nv dreaming
Thy face see. and thy two blue eyes shine
Like to the stars in the dark heavens cleaning
Burning with rapture they gaze into mine:
Then, as hasten with Joy to caress thee;
How my heart thrills in its pulsings of glee-
Sadly find that my mother has left me-
Faded away like mirage at sea.
Mother, dear Mother, art thou thinking of mo?
Dost thou still long for my presence again? 80,
But, we'll know thou forever wilt love me
Hoping still on when hope seemed all in vain: .e4.
IL the kind Father whose gentle hand guides me
Wills that my bark shall reach safely the shora $
And II no evil on land doth betide me
Soon shall thy exils-be with thee once more
Florence Boruer,, Baldwin n
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-22
LETTER FROM LESLIE PRES
COLT TO THE GAY LITTLE
MARQUISE, CARE OF THE
SILENT DRAWER,
CONTINUED

I, too, kept vigil all the long
night, Little Marquisc, but strange
as it may seem, it was not with my
father; it was with Memory. At my
importantly, Memory brought to me
I'll the beautiful things that had
been in Johns life and mine, and l
felt when I opened the door and
went in to my mother as the dawn
broke, that we both had refreshed
our souls and were ready to greet
the new morning with fortitude.
l was quite sure of this as
looked at my mother for upon her
face was a glory Of acceptance that
l had never seen on it before. l
knew by some mystic process she
had sifted out all the travail of her
soul, all the inevitable protest
against That great Law.
MY mother seemed to have reach
ed spiritual understanding OF
"those deep things Of God which
made clear to her the reason and
the right of that Law.
When l put my arm about her,
she turned to me face of sudh
TRANSPORTED, tragic beauty, that l
was awed. Something had happened
t. her soul in the long, solemn
hours of the night. Some comfort
had been given her. She had from
somewhere found the strength to
say: "Thy will be done!"
Slowly my mother turned back to
the bed, and bending down, placed
her lips on the marble forehead OF
my father. l saw her lips move
and thought l heard: "Until we
! meet again" But whether it was
in my imagination the words were
, formed or whether she really did
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-22

New York, Oct. ga night in a
Greek cabaret. The New Cosmos in
the center of the Grecian commun.
ity which fringes Eighth avenue.
On small stage four girls sit
stiffly in stiff-backed chairs. Three
of them with thick features, thick
black hair, clumsy, fat, greasy bodies.
negroid in aspect. The other slim,
blond, graceful-like a girl on
magazine cover.
In the corner cymbalom, played
by squatty, thick-muscled wrestler
with face like a gargoyle. A clari-
net player, aged before his time, his
face pale as q mask of death.
Gaudy paintings and trappings in
hideous combination of colors.
Men sitting about wire-legged
tables, all wearing their caps and
hats.
The music starts in mad frenzy.
The girls beat tambourines. The
cymbalom player throws back his
head and bays, like hound at the
moon. He splutters and spits and
twists his features into imbecilic
grimaces.
Two young fellows arise from a
table. They toss dollar bill to the
cymbalom player and he shuts up,
beginning to play in new frenzy.
They beckon to two of the fat girls
who come down to dance.
The men take handkerchiefs from
their pockets and twist one end about
their forefingers. The girls hold the
other end. They walk about small
dancing space. They follow no pat
tern of steps. They walk, walk, walk.
The man follows the girl at two
PAGES. They reverse and the girl fol-
lows the man. Their steps seem to
be entirely independent of the tempo
of the music.
The cymbalom player and the
clarinetist grow weak. The gargoyle
face opens to emit his crazy sounds.
One of the dancers throws him an
other dollar bill. 1t passes along to
the big fat lady on the end and she
stuffs it into a cigar box. The VOL
ume Of music increases again.
Again the same old steps. 1t is
very much like the childish game of
ring-around- the-rosy-only not so
pretty.
The dancers stop. A waiter hands
them demi-tasses Of mastigo, a sweet
ish drink Of anisette. He points out
the patrons who have bought it. The
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-22

Why shouldn't newly cou
pie like nice new house like the
one that Jack built? Especially as
they are so poor!"
Common sense said Daddy Gan
der soundly. And good advice!
Thank you, Tin Rooster. Giddap!"
he said to his magic dust-pan.
The magic dust-pan left the barn.
Roof and floated down to the barn
yard.
Where is the Cock That-Crowed-
in-the- Morn ?" asked Daddy Gander
of all the chickens and ducks and
turkeys and geese. Eve have some
thing very special to ask"
Hes gone!" crcied Higgledy Pig
gledy. "He and the Cow With-the-
Crumpled- Horn are both gone. And
the Dog-That w orried- the-Cat is
gone and the cat, too, and if you
ask me l might say that even the
rat is gone also"
What rat?" said Nick.
"The Rat That the Malt-That-
Lay in he-House- Jack Built, -
said Higgledy Piggledy.
"Well, we'll, WE'LL" said Daddy
Camden. Its all as clear as p. Y.
p. The Man and the Maid got
married. And they have set up
housekeeping in the House-Ihat-
Jack Built and taken part of the
barnyard with them"
mind you, I'm not just saying
So" said Higgledy Piggledy. Pm
just guessing so. But it looks like
common sense to me-
well 60 to the highest noun
tain," sad Daddy Gander again
"Then we can get view of the
world and see where the lost house
is Come on, children.
And Daddy GAM. and the Twins
hoped on the magic dust-pan and
flew away.
(To Be Continued)
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service lnc.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-22

dancers nod to those who treat them
and toss off the drink.
Another dollar to the musicians.
More music. More dancing. More
drinks. Thus it goes for an hour.
The girls tire and return to their
tambourines. The men waddle about,
drunkenly, foolishly. Two other
young blades arise and join them.
One is slim. His hair is jet black,
greasy and eight inches long. They
al hold handkerchiefs. All remove
their coats. Two have their sleeves.
caught with bright blue garters.
The long-haired youth is the
cracker on the whip. He swirls to
the floor, like whirling dervish,
swiveling on the handkerchief held
by one of the others. He springs
like an acrobat on the stage, but his
motions are not in rhythm to the
music.
On they go, drinks, crazy yelps
from the cymbalom player, dollars
tossed to the musicians till the cigar
box is stuffed. The audience seems
apathetic. Only the drunken dancers
are having good time.
The girls with ankles and torsoes
like the Colossus of Rhodes remain
impressive. When they dance their
interest in their partners is entirely
impersonal. There is no contact Of
bodies, no insinuating motions.
No moralist could find fault with
the dancing except for the heavy toll
the dancers pay for their fiddling. Il
Art? The classics Of Greece? All
cient worship of perfect FORM?
The gods have crashed from Olym-
pus, Pan and Terpsihore and Apollo
have rolled to the foot of Parnassus.
| james w. Dean.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-10-22
PRACTICAL CITIZENSHIP

Many bodies in North Dakota have joined in the effort
persuade all citizens eligible to cast their ballots No.
vemhe~ H. The slogan is vote please but vote
worthy effort Statistics have disclosed that for each
100 WHO the polls in the June primary IN
Moth Dakota 9s failed to perform their functions as
citizens.
The entire nation has prided itself on majority rule It
has looked with askance change in government which
would bring to this country the continental bloc system
Which makes for minority rule Yet the last President OF
the United States elected by minority of the voters
Nominees for important North Dakota offices in the June
primary made by minority rule. Unless citizens eg
ibe to participate in elections do the country fails to
have government of and by the people.
The being sent to thousands of citizens IN
North Dakota The program is being carried out IN
other states in the Union The effort is nonpoitica No
predict what movement what candidates what
party would gain if 100 cent vote would be cast But
leading citizens know that the nation lose if it is
erncd by minority of the people.