The Washington times., 1924-11-17
"A DAYS
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with i'm RING.

Inc sage ~ the Hon HehSe "
whom we shall refer hereinafter
as Mr.. Kelly, approached ~ Vat.
urday morning,
Can you be corrupted" he hts.
ged. il possible. putting his hand
in his money pocket,
"What9" we exclaimed. AFTER
I'll these 'yeagsf"
90 he removed hia hand from
his depository, and Alcked
couple Of tickets from he waist
mistaken Mimi" by the q.
Patrick Players, In Carroll Hall
beginning Monday night ~ AilN n
mr. for two weeks,
s'Hir, you mistake ua," 70 %.
reared, "a po-cailcd righteous M
dlgnation- .our pen = not TOT
i;AppIesaueegf said Mr.. Kelly.
who knew better,
And we got two more tickets
from Father Hurney, the Wells
known impresaEio, n the uaaal
today.
This old world II gstting more
cynical every day, ana " seems
to enjoy the process,
We made this mental 0bAeEvae
ton last night, while We watched
Rudolph Valentines latest paah
picture at the Columbia.
Throughought the entire nlIns
whenever Rudy got WOezy and Be-
gan to kiss hands and forehaaaa
and Iiecks, great cress-sectiOn of
the audience enjoyed itself I'm
mensely.
There was one scene, particu-
larry, in which the dashing young
Teller had q beautiful lady IN his
arms, and the lady was very anx-
ius to be kissed. Rudy came closer
-eloseT-eloser - and raised his
head slightly, implanting what is
known "a a chaste salute on the
sweet mammals ivory brow.
And the crowd roaFed IN miFth.
What's the use Of eenaorship.
when the world takes It's love
scenes 20 NghtheaFtedly?
IMPOSSIBLE NEWS NOTE.
to enjoy the process.
. Is
Prohibition Commissioner Roy
Haynes wiz entertain large
party 0f friends az dinner, at his
homo, tonight. The guest az
honor win BE- Congressman John
Philip Hin.
For the last few years, Ye Ed,
has been constantly CHANGING "a
see man In his early thiYtiea who
IL undoubtedly q matheTnaticaiIy-
minded accountant. He has alvaya
dressed quietly. neatly: always
leaves his office at the same time.
and walks with the eanae lenr
sSrlne whenever he's gpipg any.
WnerG He IL exasperat iHgly meth,
conscientious fellow.
We had often wondered what
ne ola TOR amusement - chess.
arithmetic. crossword puzzles, ar
Whatnot. We had cOnjectured on
the facial c0ntortiops necessary ia
make him smile.
Yesterday, he passed BIZ mn IN
the Willard lobby, tyansformed. a.
faint smile curled his lins. He
wore o. wing collar with 4 black
. four-in.hand, and was attired n
splendor, down ID. pearl grey spats
over black patent feathers,
At last the mystery Of his hours
was solved. He got his fun out
OF ushering at church.
Gody Marsh. the Red Greas roII
call man, tells US that Kamchatka
y the Alaska Of Siberia.
They dig silver out In sheets.
ana have to rinse gold out 81
their drinking water, SAYS he.
Peasants stub their toes on for,
tunes. Doughboya, discharged
from military duty. have settled
ana married Kamehatlxa lassea.
and are waiting Tor political
troubles to cease, - that thev
NAV cnnae hOnae, many rich BE-
yOnd belief.
And more than one group OF IN.
ternatioRal exploiteFs has an eye
ON Kamehatka. says Mr.. Marsh.
Its the new land OF oppor.
tulity," he told us. 'Tf were
q young chap, with everything
ahead OF me, I'd start for there
tomorrow