New Britain herald., 1924-07-05

ter while me news reel IS hhlNl ? shown, Stumbling down the aisle Il ! the dark, meanwhile trying 10 Watel } the picture, Entering a nW and al 5 tempting 10 occupy seat that IS al r ready occupied, nrafuse apologies Il , The lady seated there, Seats found II
 the front TOW, Instrument ln hahg
 and you'd be member of The or r ehestFa. The F0lnminous ihdlNldua ! on your right who ayerllows from hli
 chair into yours, causing discomfort on the part of yourself, The fellow on
 your left who eheWa several sticks Of
 gum al ana time, tinenily, The ek'
 citing picture, The young woman in
 the aisle in back who just can't eon-
 ifai herself "0h, look ont, Harry.
 The poor fellow Why don't the pos lice hurry?" meanwhile nearly climb ing over the back Of your chair, The inevitable title reader, The noisy in= fant on the other side of you, who
 persists in rubbing sticky hands on
 your coat sleeve. The orchestra play ing the wrong music at the right time.
 A chorus with all musicians working
 overtime. The lady who laughs bais= l AAtbhHlA AA AAlh AA AlAA HAAfh
 time the orchestra comes 10 a sudden
 ston. The laugh that changes to a poor imitation of cough. The end ' of ihe picture, "whera's my hat2 | Pardon me. lady. hut think you're
 walking on my hat" Daggers. Exit
 in embarrassment.
 The party. The young lady who al- ways wishes to sing at q party. The
 young lady who does nothing sbut sit around and look mournful al a party. The young lady who is the life of the
 party. The young lady who wants to
 get away from the crowd. just by
 ourselves" you know. Games Post
 office. Spin the bottle. others along
 tho same line. Tho couple that doesn't need that excuse. The home- ly, but sociable girl. whom you draw as dinner partner. The knowing grins of your friends. That was a nut-up job" The entire evening spoiled. The girl of your choice safely paired off with your hated rival Coises! Profuse coises. Several com
 pete and assorted coises of various sizes. shapes and colors!
 The friend walking down the street. You walk slowly along in back of him. Guess we'll give him q little surprise. The hearty slap on the back. Hello. you big bum, how are you?" The man turns around. Total stranger. Wanted: One manhoIe. Convenient for sinking into.
 Conventions. Conventions that get somewhere. Those that do not. The keynote speech. The loud cheers. | The prominent men of affairs invited | because they add tone to the proceed ings. The chairman and his gavel | especially the gavel. We point with pride" we view with alarm" The rough house in the gallery. The threat to clear. same. The rough | house subsiding. The favorite sons cheered at every opportunity. If no opportunity presents itself, he is cheered on general principles. The delegates who came merely for good time. The minority which came to | work. Balloting for presidential nom- nee. Again. The suggestion by the gentleman from Kansas" The pleas 10 throw him out, made from men from other states, evidently not gen. ] .lemen. The band. The band again. much cheering. Too much ballotng Too many candidates.
 The Fourth of July. Hip, Hip, Hoo-ray! The early awakening to the ,une of several giant cannon crackers exploding apparently under the bed The few moments spent in thanking he kind youngsters for the decd. The attempt to sleep. More cannon crack ITS. joined by d battalion of blank revolvers and dynamite cups. The morning spent in trying to duck he noise. The epithets hurled at the youngsters, bringing forth lothing but added information as to .our general character, from the lips if children. Band music in the dis ance. Why can't tired business men leep on holiday. Hang those kids! The decision to attend the affairs up own and escape some of that internal acket. Dodging fire crackers on the way up town, one of the new outdoor ports, sometimes successful. Stan l. ng on the street corner in the broilng un. Cheering Old Glory. It's great {
 . ountry after all!& The purchase of | ire crackers. Back to childhood. The fife brings you down to earth with a ew spicy remarks. Dist ributing the $ recrackers among the neighborhood hildren. |
 Holding police court in the great , ut f-doors at the scene of an auto- , lobie accident, in order to more &C., 7 urately judge and weigh the tcsti- f 1ony of witnesses, is a new and novel , apartment but apparently has met 'ith success and the approval of court f ficials in Old Lyme, the spick and f pan village near the mouth of the f river. It is an actual hap . ening and only too well do certain :. ew Britain automobile drivers know ! f if. The village judge has keen | ppreciation of the value of ethics i,, .t,In tr~ ,l 1,t .1 ,s