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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-02
Sunshine for
Fourth, Says
Weatherman

Pasasols and not umbrellas will
be tho order OF the day on the Fourth
OF July. according TO the weather
man.
Tho mercury Tuesday went only
81 degrees and W. p. Sum=lerai. fore.
caster. said that the present period
OF sunshine would continue over the
holidays,
Tuesday seemed warmer than Mon.
day. Summers said, because OF the
increased humidity OF the air.
Wednesday promises TO be even
warmer than TUESDAY. as the MGR.
curry az S o'clock was g.. one degree
higher than Tuesday. and the humid.
lily was 10 per cent higher than
Tuesday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-02

OMAHA. July They arc even
computing gasoline prices by mills
here now.
One dealer. not 90 be outdono by
other price slashers, is selling u Of
i:.o cents a gallon.
Printed price tags no longer
adorn the tanks at omamfs i25 fill-
ing stations Chalk is the only
medium that can keep l'ace with
single days Developments.
Every half hour sees some new
low cost sensation splashed all over
the sidewalk to attract motorists
attention.
But still Omahn's gns war RACES!
Starting at 20is cents gallon in
March, the price at first dropped
slowly. then rapidly--i7 10. II, IL
i3. i3a. 1919. 13h, 10 cents.
And none dares guess what the
future may bring.
For It's all dinner party and an
attack otsinsomnia may be blamed.
4 physician, couple Of attorneys.
a packing house official, an insur-
ance man and dentist were dining
at the home Of Federal Judge j. w.
Woodrough. Tho subject OF the hap
less gas consumer arose during the
meal.
Tho dentist little Frenchman,
Or. Il. j. Despescher, listened intent
~, but said little.
That night. unable to sleep, the
thought of the consumers plight
kept running thru his mind.
"All at once realized that I
hadn't been listening TO my friends"
he says, but TO every motorist In
Omaha. 1t seemed to me that IL
We would all speak out II would
have to have some influence in
bringing down the prices.
Now man can't always be
talking about cheap gasoline, But
he can always wear n little button
in his coat lapel. So decided that
such n button. with just to inscrip.
tlOn, lOC lsNubutt Nuu'h NC WV
thing.
80 next morning when got
downtown ordered 1000 Of them.
Then / began passing them out to
my friends.
"wearers made signed promises
not to use gasoline for pleasure pur-
poses and TO walk when the dis
tances were short until prices came
down"
A community Improvement club
invited Or. Despescher to tell its
members about the plan. Right then
and there, the little dentist. who
never had made n speech In his
life. began his stamping" Now he
Ia giving six talks \ week, with
noon.day lectures scattered in be-
tween.
A municipal election rolled around,
Fire Commissioner John Hopkins.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-02

was thru this central room that
the voice and noiso passed. The
voice then wns picked M by
powerful stations close by. Thru
these stations The vibrations
went out Other powerful sta
tons In other cities picked them
up and served as relays. 20
that n person thousands OF miles
away with n tiny crystal set
could hear what was going on.
Reports from Washington,
Pittsburg. Cincinnati, Cleveland.
81. Louis and other cities show-
cd the voice and noise Of the
convention were coming in
strong.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-02

Back IN 1916, Rollins A.
Seabu,y, of Mays, Kan, aoas
a, janitor IN q school at
Beach, N. ID. Today he's pro-
lessor of theory and history
of music IN the Kansas State
Teachers college and con-
ductor Of the largest stu
dents band in Kansas. How'll
he do it? Worried his ,Uoy
thru the Universities of
Maine and North Dakota and
then obtained employment as
instructor Of The band at the
University of Porto Rico.
From then ON his MISC in
music 10as rapid
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-02
L|NEMAN KILLED
1900 Volts Spell Death for
Dan Seton Here

Accidentally touching power wirc
carrying $500 volts OF electric cur.
rent cost the life, late Tuesday after.
noon, Of Dan Seton. 80. Puget
Sound Power & Light Co. pneman.
The accident occurred while Seton
WINS Mt work on pole near Goth st.
and 18th ave. n. r..
Seton was at work with com.
panion, John Humber. when. his
shoulder grazed the line. Spectators
saw Seton leaning into the wire one
moment and the next his lifoless
body sagged against the pole in hts
supporting harness.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-02
LOSES
Must Serve Sentence for
Dry Law Violation

Clarence II. Shively. former Seat.
tie policeman, must serve his term
of two years In the federal peniten.
tlory at Mcneil island for violation
Of the federal prohibition laws.
The United States circuit court of
appeals has upheld Shively's convic.
ton by the district court. 1t was
learned Wednesday by Thomas p.
Revelle. district attorney.
Shively was convicted with Charles
y, Clark, another ex.cop, last sum.
mer, Clark's appeal was dismissed.
Shively is expected to start his term
within n few days.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-02

was floatcd Tuesday afternoon and
pulled Off Point Wilson. where she
crashed Monday when caught in a
tide rip. The tanker was 10 proceed
under her own power TO Seattle on
Wednesday. First reports were that
she had lost her way in dense forest
fire smoke overhanging the strait.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-02
Walla Walla Man
Drowned in East

WALLA WALLA. July Fired
M, Pauly, 20. OF this city, was
drowned Monday while swimming ut
Gray Eagle, Mimi, 1t was learned
here today. Pauly left few days
ago to spend his summer at Gray
Eagle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-02
Tanker Aground in
Strait Is Floated

PORT TOWNSEND. July -
After large amount Of oil had been
pumped out OF the United states ship.
ping board tanker Stockton. the ship
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-02

The Miscellaneous columns list
many things that are just what YOU
need for small price. Turn TO the
Npnnt ndg now
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-02

Il IL these genuine VICTRoLAs that I'VE
arc selling in accordance with this adver
tiaement and any person or firn inten.
tionally advertising 10 the contrary, either
by direct statement or inBinuaiion. Is
guilty OF false or misleading advertising
and their business methods and honesty
may well be judged accordingly.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05
Los ANALFARETos CAUsAN
GRAN HILARIDAD EN-
Los coLEGIos

Una gran cantidad de electores que
desconocen por complete las letras que
ca la antiguedad moldeara Ell c6lebrs
Gutenberg, Sc metian en- las filas
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05
Isabel W. Marantes de Colon
CI.ARIvIDENTE VENEZOLANA M
EACULTAD NATURAL

used algdn asunto ntimo soluc6n
preOcupa?
SEEORlTA Gustara I'd saber 81 Ell Destino lie un
buen espOs0?
Desea inyestigar el poryenir de negoco
saber cpal lie conyiene emprender?
En- Renea saud negocios partcuares
ce{ea obendran deaes preciso de Facultad RESER
VA ABSOLUTA.
Consulta general dos d6ares HORAS: II A. NJ de
M. Consultoro provisional.
Gale ASIA No g. Parada 22 (hajando Europa ST.
SANTuRCE p. r.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05

electorales que encontraban, motivando
n1a discussion cuando los qaea ainscTlbian
Sc oponian permitir que votaran Ell
aQuel cclegio. .Lo que succds con essos
i,aiyidros, nos dijo un Cabo de- seryi-
clio, ''ss que no saben leer, y desde lao.
SO; tense qae ayudaries indicandclas
q colegio a donde dobsn dirtgrse. Sin
embargo, este no deja de causar gran
les conentarios entire los que estan en-
fila para enlitir su voto, qaienes los
categprlzan entire el contrabando de
la fila. En- esto. estdn de acue~do
ambos bandos, quienes Sc los achacan
;nutuamente.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05
IA LAS 11:Oo A. NJ PEDRO
JUAN BARBosA VS..
PoLIcIA INsULAR


En- uno de los colegios electorales de
la calle de la Cruz, hizo acto de pre-
sencia cl ider repdblico -sociaista Pc
lro Juan Barbosa, quien innlediatamen-
te Sc puso a investigar La legaHdad de
proced3lHientos usados en- aquel colegio.
Como viera este senior qge eI recusa-
dor del colegio lnencionado dejara ell
eolegic por breves momentos, llam6
nstantaneamente al policia alh de SER
vicio paya indicarle cuales debfan ser
sus deberes en- este aslnto. Parece ser
que el rolicia le dijo que el atendfa So
'a'nente 6rdenes de sus jefes oficia-
les, i.ldlcandole al mismo tempo que
en- conocimiento de la ley el estaba Sc
guro de Que Ell recusador podia abando-
mar e. precinto electoral.
"El rccusador no puede abandonar
el preclnto electoral, y 10 que es mas no
puede llevar infornaciones a los suyos,
IA nadie'', le consest6 fuertemente
Barbosa, tnuestra gente no Sc vende,
pero queIemos estar prevenidos''. "Yo
10 aseglro usted repetia insisten-
temento Barbosa, "que Sc esta ira
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05


produce sensation dc
expca cuando sae
Aohoado Ceren est eaboraco en- Ponce P Rco @
nuesta flora ana
cerepna m'so pera ell bho
alva cabeza retnnatsmo
Cereipna y acepte sustitutos.
NIestro cereipiases ell AlcohoIadoSol
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05
"a LAS 1000 A. NJ LAS AMBU-
LANc1As Y Ell DEPARTAMENTo
DE pkoH1BICION

Las ambulancias corrian continua-
mente por las Gales ds San Juan lie
vando & los amsntes del dulce nectar
que tan NAL lie sent6 a Mr.. Volstead.
Iban scompanados de I'm agente espe-
cial de la Prohibition que llevaba a
los mareados al cuartel formulandoles
las consequences denuncias En- el Cgar
tel Geacral habian cerca de ounce So
cialistas Y republicanos p1ros acusados
de alterar Ell orden publico, todos ellos
durniendo tranquilamente sin que les
dejaran saber lcomo nos dijo uno en-
ma cortinna hilaridad) el resultado
de la elecci6n.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05
LoS PoLICIAs DAN
s'LAPIZ" CoNTINUAMENTE

En- los colegios electorales, los guar
.dias de orden pdblico estan continue
melte con la libreta de reporte en- la
mano. Ccntinuamente pasa ell wagon de
servicic neVandose a los arrestados.
AUTOMOBILES, levando jefes iiisulares
pasan continuamente ayudando a los
policiaS que tienen dudas sobre algnn
punto legal.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05

AL comprar mosaicos recuerde siem-
pre- que Ia economic no esta en- ell pre-
clio del articulo sino en- la calidad.
Los mosaicos ds Bimenez, Del Walls
q Co, son de alta calidad. Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05
IA LAS 11:15 A. M Lo CUE
DICE lGLEsIAS SoBRE Ell
AsUNTo, DEsMINT1ENDo A
EAR2oSA.

Los argumentos de Barbosa, sobre
81 po6fa un recusador abandonar un
precfnto en- donde estnviere de servicio
no, sc los expusimos Don Santiago
Iglesias, quien como Quiera que desco-
Mocha el jncidente de Barbosa, nos hizo
las siguientes manifestations:
''QUc Sc dejen ahora de zanganerlas
Pues cs muy legal que los recnsadores
abandonen ell precinto electoral cuando
10 est:man oportunon.
Diganog don Santiago, aprovecha-
mes snora-Gque usted opina del exito
de las elecciones con respecto su
partidc?
--'fPues lie dire. Vamos ganar Sc
guro. 81 Sc procede con imparcialidad
cl nues+so sera un triurfo definitivo.
4hora cue he recibido varios telegra
mas de la isla dandonos cuenta de
atropelos srrgidos, los cuales he de in
formar al Gobernador Embellishments.
al cfecto, nos ensea6 ell siguiente te-
lcgrama que acaba de recibir de un
camarada de Guayama;
Urge yeas Gobernador sobre medios
legales sacan electores acorralados vio-
lentameEte en- las colonias. 81 no los
Hay actuaremos segin las circunstan-
cias 10 aconsejen." Bernard. Este tele-
grama implica en- ST una amenaza i'm
plfcita, segdn nos ha dicho ell Coronel
Lewis. de la Pohcia Insular, por 10 que
Il inmcdiatamente dara 6rdenes a los
suycs. nc sea que vaya a ocurrir un
motin en- Guayama. Ell telegrama lleva
por hora las $40 A. M.
"Tambien en- Afiasco, nos sigue di-
tContinla en- la pagina ~
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05

lPor que la mayor parte de Las ca
sas en- San Juan y Santurce tienen 10
sas de Jimenez, del Vale 3 Co. pues-
tas en- sus pisos? sencillamerte por-
cue son las mejOres mas duuaderas.
stop II sauturce. Tel. SOC. Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05
continnacion de la Ira. pAg.

chos dc p5lvora de graao, 10 que es
ra de Observation-Disclosures
mas factible para desbsrdar TN motin'
.eniendo aicance mayor Y capaces de
herir sacramento mas de diss en- IN
solo dtsparo.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05
f COnienzO de Ia LuChd electoral en- San Juan

taado dc coElprar nuestros electores =.
La cosa Sc estaba poniendo va seria,
cpando Sc presento una patruna de po-
licia insular, qnien no solo ordeno i
Ba2posa qge signiera moyiGndoss, sino
gro lie aseguro que Ell recrsador p-oce.
dla dentro de sus deberes legales, y
6ardo re1mino esta discussion cuando
le pasIoran delante TN precepto legal
&c las ordonanzas en- efecto electorales.
Barbosa sigui6 adelante, explicandole
los suyos 10 ql.e & entendia por una
ilegahdad.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05
ca LAS 10:3o A. M ELEcToRES
ARRRsTADos PoR PoRTAR
ARHIAs PRoHIBIDAS

Ell eabo de servicio en- Ell cnartel &C.
neral de La Policia de San Juan nos IN
form6 que descansaban tranquilamente
en- Ell rresidio varios individuos arres-
tados por portar armas de fuego, Y
hacer nso de elias dnrante la noche.
En- uno de los precintos electorales,
al policia de guardia arrest6 dos So
ciahstss porque deseaban por la fuerza
hacer propaganda dentro del coleeio
cIectora;. Cuando Ell policia trat6 de
lmpedirlo, uno de ellos sac6 una pistola
militia trat6 de agredir al policia con
ri manPo de la nlisma. Sin embargo
rna meno salvadora, la del recusador
IN ell mismo colegio, que advirti6 Ell
peligro en- que Sc hallaba Ell agente del
c,den pabnco, pudo parar la mano agre-
sora. FL de la pistola fue llevado a
macanayos Fl cuartel, va que ofrecia
toda resistencia, causada por algdn tra
gGito ore ic habian dado los cue ls
onvia-oa a perturbar.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-05

FL contratista que esttma su cr6di-
t, profeional emplsa siempre los me-
jcres materiales en- sus obras. Los mo-
saicos de Jimenez, del Vale d Co.
son los mejores. Advt
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
The Week Ender
By THOMAS ARKLE CLARK
Dean of Men, University of
Illinois.

LIE CAME into the Office Monday
IA morning Iistless and heayy-eyed.
making excuse for his absence. He
had been home over the weekend and
he said he had got back late, but had
missed nothiE- important, of course.
He could make up the time easily Ii
only the boss would be reasonable.
He had had a marvellous time, he
admitted, yawning YEARLY as he told
me about it. but it had left him
wrecked. He had intended to get up
a little back work, but-well, there
had beer a dance. and a dinner party.
and he had slept until moor Sunday.
and there had been something doing
until he started back, SO, Of course,
there was no time for anything else.
He went Out not exactly In a good
humor, because I ~unreasonably could
not get his point of view.
1t is a growing custom, this spend
ing the weekend at home or out Of
town, but it plays havoc with a mans
reasons to justify the practice; the
quite influence Of the home and the
the home folks, the taking down Of
the screens for winter or putting them
up in the spring. getting he teeth
filed or pulled, OF the tonslls In or
out. There is always the emotional
pull of the sweetheart. One would
be cruel indeed to object to a mans
visiting her occasionally. Often the
home folks think 1t Is a good thing
for. a son to try to get home week
ends.
Are you going to the Michigan
gamer" l asked another. NO" was
his reply. "Pd like to, tremendously,
but a trip like that upsets me for two
days and leaves mt a mental junk
heap for a week after | get back. l
can't afford it. l rested this after
noon for two hours and then got up
my back work."
The week-ender is usually not do
ing so well in his work, and not much
interested In 1t. The explanation Is
simple. He has a double interest and
does justice to neither of them. His
week-ends give him pleasure, but he
comes back to his duties tired. unlny
terested and bored.
70. 1924. Western Newspaper union.)
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
IN MEMoRlAM

MARGIE WAGNER GOFF was called to
her Heavenly home Nov. 23rd, 1928.
Precious in the sight of the Lord Is the
death of His saints. Margie's. life here
was a short one, well spent in the service
of the Christ she owed. Each day doing
the kindly deeds. giving the loving smile
to those around her. She always brought
sunshine and happiness into our home.
There is only a veil between and we
oft-times feel her angel presence near to
comfort us in our loneliness and sorrow,
and love to think of her as waiting at
one of the beautiful gates for our coming.
Father, Mother and Brother
Frendlichs.
DAVIES.-In sad but loving memory of
our dear mother, who passed to eternal
Rest on Monday. November 18TH 1917.
We will never forget you, deal Mother,
Though the passing of twelve long years;
And in our sad and lonely hours,
We still shed bitter tears.
Her daughters.
MaNNIE DAVIES WILSON,
GRACE DAVIES ENDICOTT.
MERRICK. In loving emo of
daughter Helen, who died Nov. 18th,
1923, aged IL years.
A year has passed,
Dur hearts are still Sorei
Az time goes on,
We miss sou still more.
Your loving smile and your dear sweet
face;
No one can ever fill your place.
Our grief for you is as great as ever,
hich time will not fade, and the memory
of you will be with us till death.
Mother, Father. and Brothers,
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22

NlL, rs
@Nx@
HER IDEAL

"Marry me-" cried the poet. land
be my Inspiration"
Whats thatf' asked the girl.
BE my Inspiration" he repeated.
You mean l shan't have to cook
or scrub?' she asked eagerly.
That's the idea"
well. I'll consider 1t, III consider
1t. Yo1 certainly have the right idea
about married life.'-Los Angeles
Times.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
Romanticisrn VS.. Materialism

Young Poet (rapturously)-Think?
If we were two little birds soaring in
the universe, singing on our way, or
building our little nest in the treetop
far, far above
She-I think it would be much nicer
to be married and have a coy three.
room fiat with gas and electricity.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
Only a Chance

"Pshawl A man cannot get any
where in a dull little m~oss-covered
burg like this" said a hypocritical
guest.
"No, l s'pose not" replied the land
lord of the tavern at Grudge. But 1t
gives him a chance to brag about the
great things he could and would have
done if he had only gone some'r's else"
Country Gentleman.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
1t Depends.

"a man isn't always useful and i'm
portant because he has a rolltop desk"
NO" replied Senator Sorghum;
much depends on whether he keeps
his mind on it, or his feet."-Washing-
ton Star.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22

BETHANY M. E. CHURCH.
L. .. Champion. Pastor.
Services Sunday as follows:
IL a. M, Sunday School.
8 p. M, Song service and preaching.
Wednesday,, s ,. M, Praise and Prayer
service.
SEVENTH DAY A~DvENTIsTs.
Richard Farley. Pastor.
Saturday services:
Las p. M. Sabbath School
3 p. M. Church Service.
Wednesday evening at 7.30. Prayer
Meeting.
ST. MARKS EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
Rev. Charles w. Colt. Rector.
Services Sunday as follows:
10 a. M, Sunday School.
IL a. M. Morning Prayer and Sermon.
Thursday. 8 p. m.. choir rehearsal
Friday evening. 7.30 o'clock. Girls
Friendly Society.
COUNTY BAPTIST CHURCHES.
Rev. r. 9. Mahoney. Pastor.
Services Sunday as follows:
.Seaview-Sunday School. IL a. M; Ser
vices, 7.30 p. m.
Somers Point-11 a. m.
Cardiff : Sunday School. $50 p. M;
preaching, $3.50 p. m.
EPIPHANY LUTHERAN CHURCH.
(Junlor Mechanics HaIi.)
Rev. U. S. G.. Bertolet, Supt. of Missions.
Services Sunday as follows:
$50 a. M, Sunday School.
10.45 a. M. The Service.
7.30 p. M, Service In Somers Point
For further information. phone 53-J.
PENTEcosTAL MISSION.
400 w. Washington Ave.
Rev. Walter e. Albee. Pastor.
Services Sunday as follows:
2.3O p. M. Sunday School.
7.15 p. M, Praise Service.
s p. m, Preaching.
Services Tuesday and Friday evenings.
ST. JOHNS M. p. CHURCH.
Rev. L. r, Moon, Pastor.
Services Sunday as follows:
$50 a. m. Glass Meeting.
1890 a. M, Preaching by Pastor. SUBJ
ject, THE Incarnate Word"
2.30 p. m. Sunday School
$50 p. M, Christian Endeavor.
7.45 p. M, Preaching by Pastor. subject
THE Fate of the Unfaithful."
MT. PLEASANT M. p. CHURCH.
Rev. w. E. Pettet. Pastor.
Services Sunday as follows:
$50 a. M, Glass Meeting.
1890 a. M, Preaching by Pastor.
2.30 p. M, Sabbath School.
6.45 p. m, Christian Endeavor Prayer
Service. This will be a Thanksgiving
Service led by Miss Dorothy Quinn.
80 p. M, Sermon by the Pastor.
Special musical program throughout the
day.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
ST. JOHNS M. p. CHURCH.
Rev. l.. r, Moon, Pastor.
MT. PLEASANT M. p. CHURCH.
Rev.. w. &. Pettet, Pastor.
SALEM M. E. CHURCH.
S. Monroe VanSant. Pastor.

Services Sunday as Follows.
1890 a. M, Good Literature service.
Subject; "Of food Report" Sunshine
talk to Junior congregation.
2.30 D. M, Sunday School.
7.45 p. M, Evening worship. Sermon by
the pastor, subject: Can a man be a
Christian without joining Church" Sing
my py junior anq sunshinG cnolrs.
service.
Thursday: Z p. M, Junior Choir; s D..
M, Senior Choir rehearsal.
Friday evening. Salem Mems Club.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
Mild Finish

First Rounder-My wife gave me a
lot Of hot coffee to help me get over
Saturday nights festivities. How
about yours?
Second Rounder-Mlne gave me a
razzberry Sunday.-Farm Life.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
DIDN'T KNOW LATIN

The daughter of the house was in
disposed and hetsYeen visits the doc
tor teleploned. The maid answered.
did Miss Bluebeile take her
siestu?' asked the doctor.
whats that?
Her siesta-did she take her
siestaT"
II don't understand Latin. doctor"
said the maid. WAS 1t the powders
or the pills?'-Londen Tit-Bits.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
No Ouack

Mr.. Bam-My daughter plays the
piano entirely by ear.
Mfr. Bim-They say that Doctor
Thumbdum is a specialist on all kinds
Of ear trouble.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22

peoples meeting. it is ar open forum.
with a chance to speak and ask ques-
tons. Let us make more use OF the col
lege trained men in our city! Pleasant
vile has a continuous Chautauqua, in her
church activities. which the people ought
to APPRECIATE.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
WESLEY M. e. CHURCH.

WESLEY W. - OFIO5fOH.
Rev. w. L. Shaw, Pastor.
Services Sunday as follows:
$50 a.. M, Glass Meeting.
1890 a. m, Morning Worship and
Thanksgiving Sermon.
2.30 p. M, Sunday School.
6.45 D. m, Epworth League.
7.30 p. M, Evening Worship and Ser
mon. Subject: The Green-eyed Mons
ter"
Tuesday, at 3.45 p. m, Junior League.
Wednesday, 7.45 p; M. Prayer Meeting.
The Fourth Quarterly Conference Is set
for Thursday evening, Dec. Is, with DIR.
John Handley presiding.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
A Fixed Limit

Mrs. Grey-How long do you gen.
orally keep your maids?
Mrs. Green-Oh, until they begin to
show how sorry they are for my hus-
band!
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
Which Is Also That

Though al silk hats
Man may turn up his nose.
His eyes he'll drop
When II ONE to silk hose.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1924-11-22
Ei1nou,s Only

"Have YOU had many preposalsf'
"Oh, yes bu not one from a nan
worth srtng for breach of promise"