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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26
la TOILETTE REPUBL ICAN
COMMITTEEMAN RESIGNS

CHICAGO. July 26. Ira S. 10.
rens, Republican national commit
teeman from Wisconsin. today
turned in his resignation to the
national chairman. william M. But
Ter, In a ten-word letter. Text Of
the letter was not made public. It
was taken as first formal notifica-
ton that La Toilette Republicans
win not act in any way with the
regular Republican organization.
United States Senator Lenroot
was prominently mentioned as sue
cessor Of Lorens. The action, It
was said, at Republican headquar-
tiers. ends consideration as to
whether the resignation would be
requested from Lorens.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26
PHOTOGRAPHER BLOWN UP
BY POWDER IN POCKET

Loo ANGELES, July 26.John
Thomen, thirty-seven, a commercial
photographer was literally blown
to bits and instantly killed here
when an automobile struck him
and exploded several ounces Of
nashlight powder in his pocket.
Thomen was struck. when he
alighted from street car, by q
small coLpe driven by Miss Mar
jorie Watts, seventeen. The coupe
was wrecked, but the girl escaped
almost unhurt. Portions of Thorn.
ems body were found $50 feet from
the scene.
Store windows in the vicinity Of
the explosion were shattered.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26
INTERNAL REVENUE PROBE
RESUMES IN SEPTEMBER

The senatorial investigation into
the internal revenue bureau which
met the violent protest OF Score
tary OF the Treasury MeIlon--wiII
be resumed the first week OF Sep.
TENDER, it was announced this after
noon by Senator James Couzens
lRep) Of Michigan, chairman.
Couzens came to washington to-
day to conduct a special meeting Of
the Investigating committee. Plans
were drawn at the conference for 8
resumption. Of the inquiry.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26
sToUTENBURcH IS
HELD ON MIEE,S CHARGE

Barneveldt Stoutenburgh, a. sales
man, OF 1l6 Second street southeast,
was arrested today on a warrant
accusing him Of not supporting his
wife and family in Poughkeepsie,
NJ. X.
Stoutenburgh Is the son Of w. III.
Stoutenburgh, who for many years
was superintendent Of the District
AL and other public institutions in
Washington.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26

Arabella turned her ankle the
other night while dancing. Well.
that ankle has turned many a
head.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26

IA rat lady with lots Of frilly
things hung on her reminds me
Of something I can't think Of.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26

when / told Maize that she
was the queen Of diamonds she
said was as clever as the deuce.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26

I don't mind q picnic with a.
party that owns $4,000 car but
with others it Is decidedly q bore.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26

The female Of the speci is the
one that gets the specie.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26

IL Mrs. Van b. had one wish.
like in the fairy stories, she'd be-
come q perfect 36 in fifteen
minutes. But, as 1t is, she'll have
to remain an imperfect A. or
have her sweet tooth and her
appetite extracted.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26

If flnarces didn't bother me I'D
never bother them.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26

The conventional has come
down to about this: - you do
it it's the unconventional thing.
but II somebody else does the
same, why it's conventional.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26
FLIPS FROM
a FLAPPER
By FIossie Flapper.

~ ALLING ii love may be Q.
ri but / never fall for
anything.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26

kissing, says noted actress.
is q science. But it's an art the
way some fellows get away with
it.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26

When asked why she keeps
her husbands remains iii an urn.
q widow said he had done the
same thing Tor his first wife.
Him. one good urn deserves al.
other.t
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26

A lot Of people would spend
their vacations IN their own
apartments Il they felt reason.
ably certain the neighbors with
radios, pianos and Photographs
would got to the country for
theirs.
al lot 81 folks don't miss the
passing BIZ the corner saloon as
much as they miss the free lunch.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-07-26
HA We IA SMILE
WITH us
BY Nat N. DOrfman.

4 NAN was Discovered n
Los Angles who admits
= he understands the theory
Dc relatively and the League 81
Nations Shuclks, we won't con.
slider him 4 marvel until he con-
fesses he understands the aver.
age railroad time table.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14
::@8aQies 80 s.
Temptations ~
cssvrsA. 'ssA - caA.
Twelfth Instamen,- Continued from Last Week.
Sallie Gives Toast to the Younger Set

They liked me and liked them. They
were MY kind Of people We spoke the
same Language, and l could FEEL.
their approval They depended on me
to whoop things up for them, and by
Jove. wouldn't fail them. I'd help
them have n good time. The kind of
good time they wanted.
"A toast. Sallie" they clamored. l
raised my glass.
Il give you . the Younger Set!
I'VE believe the one objectionable
sin is--heing bored.
I'VE forgive anything in each other
except being stupid.
tonight we will never speak of it and
also promise to forget everything in
the morning"
Bravo. Sallic. Encore There wa,
n din of applause and then silence.
Here's 10 Life. Love and Laughter,
l continued. Let Ms hereby dcdicat,
our lives to pleasure
I had tried To throw by whole sell
into the toast | was making, and yet
dnring the entire time, l had the feel
Ing that alien eyes were watching
Following my impulse, | glanced 10
ward the far end Of the room and saw
In man standing in the doorway
Catching my gaze, he started walkin.
across the room in my direction.
knew that walk-my heart WAS leap
/ Ing. I recognized the swing Of hi
arms and shoulders 1t WAS Curtis
Wright. felt sense of JOY and u
| the same time "a flood OF confusion.
lie reached my side and offered bh
hand to assist me from the table.
Ibid you like my taast:" asked.
lis ihcr some place We could c'
and talk quietly toycthcr:" hc ignore.
my question.
First tell me how you got here All,
do You know everybody: Why didn'
you tell me you We're invited 10 rh'
parIyT"
II WAS not" he replied. Il cam
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14
for a purpose he added

for purpose, he added
"wait, Sallie," yelled someone across
the room, you've made us hold our
glasses 70 long the stuff is ageing.
How bout the signal:"
That meant for me to finish what
started.
"Oh, yes. Mr.. Wright-this is the
gang. He bowed courtesly. I'VE We're
just about to partake of n lii liquid
refreshment. Won't you join us:"
He was offered glasses from every
where. but l noticed he placed his on
the table.
Once more l lifted my glass.
Here's hoping this prohibition stuff
we're drinking from the Mitchelfs
cellar won't result in anything worse
than headaches in the morning.
With that, I turned and followed Mr.
Wright. who was apparently eager for
my attention.
Outside of the terrace, l jumped W
and sat on the railing. He stood 81
lcntly beside me for n moment. Then
taking both my hands in his. he said
in voice that was grave and tender
I've come to take you home, Sal
| lie"
Il don't see why that's necessary
Isn't Anne sufficiently cntertaining?'
| Please don't" he pleaded. ''Sht
has nothing 10 do with this
"Oh. doesn't shc:' | laughed scorn
fully. Then why did YOU take her IL
church. and why did you 90 to hcI
house sunday night for supper:'
flung AT him. the words that had bcei
burning in my brain all evening.
He looked puzzled. He held m.
hands closer and his grasp was sur
and gentle | liked the firm prcssur
Of his cool fingers.
You don't understand. Sallic. Thi
ism, frivolous. 1t is NECESSARY 70
you To 20 home. Don't be nlarmc
when I tell yon-
tTo hc continued next week.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14

Alcohol and Glyeerine for your rad
iatOrs ut Fullers.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14

Lets have Ill game OF stripped
poker!" Judith continued. Il saw the
girls play 1t in show on Broadway
the other evening. Com on, grea,
snort. l bet you're game, aren't you,
Sallie?" she appealed to me, elging
over to the table where l stood, ~
yartiing Warren Fishers orchids which
1 was wearing.
Ny thoughts were away. Anne and
.Curtiss ''' at church together, when
he might have stayed with me that
morning Sunday night again the
1.-TWO of them together l don't know
why, but felt like I would get even
with Curtiss Wright II l did something
wild and devilish of which he would
disapprove If he were present
'Righi, o Judy l chccr>a her on.
I'll help you get them started! :"
/ leaped to the table.
''Who wants to stay up an night III
the teeIly -weeny hours and Flxy STRIP
.PED Ickers" ] challenged
II 90"
Count me in
Nov you're talking" and similar
remarks of approval c,rnr from all
parts of the room and then n cute lit
tie aviator in uniform fairly shouted
"Sufts me. wanna win Sallic's lii
red heels - remembering my dancing
slippers.
"Shucks. i wanna win Sallie.' de.
4 clared Peter Mcmillan, ",uss have been
4 tryin' to ever since l saw her in her
cradle.
y, Peter WINS n dear and s" faithful, as
were they all took in the room at
\ glance. 1t was u jolly crowd. Ev'
serybody was In good humor. A vie
trola was playing IA popular jazz song
"What'll I do When 70 Are Gone
Away-Whatl I do?" drawled by FL
sic Baker.
"Aw. can the singin.' We'd rather
hear Sallie. Give MS n toast" and AL
eyes turned in my direction. 4 com
|srliment-from n crowd In high spirits
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14
FOR SALE

FOR nsonahle-Puppies-
Collics. Fox Terriers, and other breeds
Orders also taken for Nmas delivery,
Phone lI1J
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14

FOR RENT OR SALE-SEL of
Section I, Twp. 30, Range s, formerly
known as the Ed IIatton land. A well
improved irrigated farm. Write us
Reed X Pattcn, 2l0 Interstate Trust
Bldg, Denver, Colo.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14
Trucks Wanted

Ten, one to two and one-half ton
trucks to haul ties and lumber, from
Cebolla, New Mexico to Chama, New
Mexico. thirty miles. Will pay $500
per thousand for ties and green lum-
Der and 500 for dry lumber. Come
and try out the road. You will find
1t good.
WILL A. HALL,
CebOlla New Mexico
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14

-WANTED-All kinds house work.
laundry, plain sewing. Mrs. Pctric at
Mrs. Georges. Franklin Street.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14
This new-type car solves an
oh-time family problem

shaped in steel Upper and lower
sections arc integral Thus its con-
strue,ion is substantial and its
beauty lasting.
II banishes once and for all tho
trouble OF attaching the old-type
eurtains-makeshift a, best.
No more hurried efforts hunting
for tho right curtain while the storm
beats in.
No more exposure. through holes
torn In them. while trying to obtain.
for the emergency. the protection
given by a closed car.
To the man unwilling 10 sacrifice
the thrill Of open car mo,orinx-,o
the woman who wants closed car
protection right a her finger tips
this car odefs . wonderful new Ad.
vsntuss-s marks . new era In hns
car possession.
In jsssies 70 yourssM - sss the
nsw Dvpiex now. Only Ssudshakss
makes h.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14
ANNOUNCEMENT A

l have rcopcncd the Monte Vista
Meat Market at 1i3 Adams street, two
doors south of former location. VIII
be pleased to see my old patrons and
many new ones. Phone 40.
l.. II. MOUNTFORT.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14

-WANTED-Two men OF neat ap
pearance % or over to train for posi-
tion as managers in a national organ
ization. Hard work, unlimited future.
See j. II. Lee, Fassctt X Co.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14

DAD has always wanted an open
- car. He likes freedom. He
wants speed - and flcxibility. He
loves to open 'er up on a smooth
country road and feel the wind whix
past his face.
But Mother :. she wants COM
fort and protection - she's thinking
OF that rainy day when the young
sters have TO 60 TO school.
And here at last IL Z new-type
car 20 meet this oid-time family
problem.
It's . glorious-joyous-frse. airy
open car when yoU want IT,
Then when Il storms Il may b.
changed TO . comfortable. weather.
tight enclosed car with complete
peotsetion from wind and rain.
Thirty seconds is all Il takss -
simply lower the roller side en-
closures, without svsn leaving your
seat. Yoa'vs nsves sssa anythiag
like h bsioes.
Ths Dvpjsx bedy = framed ssd
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14
See the Childrcn's Books in Full
hers window.

The County Central c"mmittc Of Rio
Grnpde County wish to express to the
MANY workers and supporters Of the
Republican party In Rio Grande Coun-
~. its appreciation Of their hearty
support and cooperation. to which the
Republican party is indebted for the
very -rcditabl" showing made on Nov.
cmhcr I.
by:
GEO. NJ. toi,l.Err, Chairman,
j. y. FULLER, Secretary.
This Is Childrcn's Book Week. W.
have hundreds Of Chiltlrcn's Books
Fuller Drug Co.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1924-11-14

Get your Children's Books now. Its
Childlren's Book Week. See them ut
Fullers.
The Washington times., 1924-01-11
About Kings.

John Barrymore Is a menace to
traffic, and should be considered
such. The way machines were
running UP and down the Avenue
in front of Polls yesterday you
couldn't tell 'em from a merry.go-
round. And Mr.. Barrymore was
the cause of It all.
That a traffic cop can find time
to chew tobacco while he's handling
twenty-five cars and zoo pedes.
TRANS at one and the same in
slant and jumping for his life
every thirty seconds, shows he
isn't nervous.
Villainy AiOOt.
But a nervous lady sat in front
Of US at the matinee. She got real
peeved at the King. along toward
the last Of 1t. and was denouncing
him, under her breath, for his
villainy, all through the last few
scenes. She couldn't have bawled
him out any worse II he'd been
the property tax amendment to
the auto reciprocity bill.
Shakespeare Raps Home Brow.
At the end Of the proceedings.
when the Queen drinks some
homo brew out of a brass vase,
and drops dead dts an awful
realistic play) and Hamlet kills
Laertes by running q sword under
his arm, and What's-His-Name
asks, How come all this rough
stuft?"-I may not have the
words exactly right-and Laertes
answers, THE King did it-he's
to blame" the nervous lady
jumped up and screamed, "Shoot
him!" She wouldn't make q good
traffic cop.
Carried Away.
We followed the nervous lady
quite Inadvertently all the way
to the sidewalk. She didn't have
the remotest idea where she was,
and tried to step into the first
machine that came up, which
wasn't hers.
We Say It UnaShamed.
The chauffeur was q Filipino,
who couldn't speak much English.
and the nervous lady couldn't
speak any Filipino at all. We
wanted to stay and sec the end
OF the young riot, but we were
too hungry. And there was
corned beef for dinner.
The Washington times., 1924-01-11
76-YEAR-OLD WOMAN
SAW STOMACH REMOVED

MERIDEN, Conn.,. Jan. 11-Mrs.
Henry Lange, of this city, spent
two hours on the operating table
watching Dre. David and Earle
Smith take out her stomach. The
operation was pronounced success
full, and II was asserted she Will
recover. She is seventy-six years
old.
Because Of the condition Of her
heart it was impossible to give her
ether, and novocaine was used, com
bined with the twilight sleep drugs.
Mrs. Lange said that although her
nerves were slightly deadened she
was perfectly aware Of all that was
in progress.
Half of her stomach and part
of her intestines were removed to
rid her internal organs Of dan
gerous growth.
The Washington times., 1924-01-11
7 INES HERALD
PHOTOPLANT
!. TO MOVE
New Building Houses Most
Modern Equipment for
This Work.

The Photographic, photo-engFav-
ing and editorial art departments
of The Washington Times ana The
Washington Herald viii move to-
morrow from their present location
to the new Hearst publishing plant
at 1921 H street northwest.
Beginning Sunday morning, the
work Of all these three departments
will be done In the new building.
Other departments Of the two news
papers will move within q few
weeks. One giant press has been
installed and is in operation in the
building, while another Is in the pro-
cess of installation.
Workmen are putting the finishing
touches on the four-story structure
which will house, probably the most
complete newspaper plant In Amer
lea. The entire building will be used
exclusively by The Washington
Times, The Washington Herald and
other Hearst agencies In Washing
ton.
Under COIeman'B Direction.
The three departments which mova
tomorrow will occupy spacious quar-
ters of the fourth floor Of the build
ing, especially adapted for the type
of work they do. The departments
will be under the management and
direction Of Harry Coleman.
The new quarters of these depart
ments will introduce many invocar
tions In the art Of photography and
photo-engraving. Paraphernalia OF
the most modern type has been in
stalled. Among these will be dark
rooms into which no ray of light can
penetrate. This will be made pos
sible by a system Of eight battles, +"
which break up radiation. Another
viii be acid-proof floors, which will
totally eliminate the danger OF fire
from the use Of nitric acid used In
engraving.
Photo Equipment.
The illustration department Is
fitted UP like an artists studio, with
the north aide being entirely of
glass. The modern photo-engrav-
Ing equipment will include two
huge cameras, two routing ma
chimes, two etching devices and a
battery of powerful arc lights.
Every piece of mechanism will be
installed in duplicate.
The Photographic department win
have an indoor and outdoor gallery
for picture-taking. An up-to-date
interior studio for portrait pictures
has been made and UP on the roof
of the building gallery for out
door pictures has been erected.
The Washington times., 1924-01-11
EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDMENT
DISCUSSED BY WOMEN

Promotion Of the passage Of the
Lucretia Mott amendment to the
United States Constitution was dis
cussed at a meeting yesterday Of the
National Council Of the Women's
Party at its headquarters. The
amendment would provide equal
rights for men and women through.
out the country.
Miss Elsie Hill, Of Connecticut,
chairman of the national council
presided. The members Of the coun.
ell present were Alice Paul, vice
president; Anita Pollitzer, South
Carolina, secretary; Maud Younger,
California, legislative chairman;
Florence Brewer Boeckel, District
OF Columbia; Mrs. Donald r. Hooker,
Maryland; Mrs. Sophie G.. Meredith,
Virginia; Mrs. Townsend Scott,
Marylandj Dora q. Ogle, Maryland:
Martha 6ouder, Pennsylvania; Mrs.
Richard Wainwright, District Of
Columbia; Mrs. Robert Walker,
Maryland; Sue White, Tennessee;
Edith Ainge, New York.
The Washington times., 1924-01-11
POLICE ARREST > MEN
IN ALLEGED CRAPS GAME

A raid on what police described
- a gambling dive." at O'Clock
yesterday morning resulted In the
arrest of George Stokes, colored'
1910 Delaware avenue southwest, al
legged proprietor, ana retention OF III.
teen men as witnesses. Lieutenant
Holmes, Sergeant Lee and Private
Ogie. of the Fourth precinct, made
the raid.
The police claim that. when they
entered. a piano was going full
blast in the front room, while about
thirty men were engaged In q
craps game In the rear, A gen
hral scramble greeted their entry
and at least half of the participants
escaped. they said. Stokes forfeited
915 in Police Court today.
The Washington times., 1924-01-11
DRINKERS ARE oSTRACIZED
BY THE COEDS OF CORNELL

ITHACA, N. Y, Jan. 11.-Coeds
in Cornell University refuse to
dance with men who have even o
faint smell Of liquor,
Lieut.. Theodore H.. Twestsn, the
university proctor, in a statement
said:
II believe there is less drinking
In Cornell than in any other large
university in the country. This, I
think, is largely the result Of the
activities Of the girls, who have re-
fused to dance with a man who has
even a faint smell Of liquor about
him."
The Washington times., 1924-01-11
BoTTLlNo CONVENTION
IS SOUGHT FOR D. c.

A concerted effort win be made
to bring the 1894 convention and
exposition Of the American Bottlers
of Carhonated Beverages TO this
city next fall. The executive com.
mittee win meet at the Racquet
Club hero February and 5, ct
which time It will be shown that
It is now Washingtona turn TO
entertain the 5000 delegates who
attend each year.
Announcement IN made BY Sec.
retary Junior Owens. I10 Bond
building. that twelve mid. Western
and three far Eastern cities have
filed invitations. Buffalo and At.
lantic City are WashingtOn's only
Eastern rivals.
The Washington times., 1924-01-11
WITH THE
ALIBI
/. ARTISTS
THE TRAFFIC COURT
IN CROSS SECTION
Read 'Ena and Worry
Being q Skeleton Record Of
Cases Tried In Judge
Schuldt's Tribunal

4 Il &&e4NNA L
J Schuldt's Tribunal
BY DONALD MeDOUGAL.
This 10 So Sudden.
Ran out to Rockville the other
day to try out the new tags.
They worked fine, Stopped ct =
place called "Fred's" and got
some stuff called coffee.
''Now," said Mrs. Alibi Man.
"thia being leap year, and we're
In Rockville, let's get married"
II Kept Well Inflated.
But I figured that the marriage
mechanic who fixed US Up over in
Alexandria q few years ago, did
q good job. The work has stood
up pretty well, and we ought TO
get q lot more mileage out OF It.
Domestic Politics.
So ! suggested spending the
money for cOrned beet. But Mrs.
A M. thought that was too soTSIid,
and we ought to get some new
records instead. We discussed the
matter a while and decided to get
the records. But we haven't got
'em yet.
The BOnvMot That FIivvered.
Our way led through Reno,
which II over against Tenleytown.
and / thought, ''Now, when we
get TO R0no, III say something. /"
And she switched off at Bradley
Lane and we came home by way
Of Chevy Chase.
The Washington times., 1924-01-11

These dresses bring to you the newest
of Springs new shades. They are in the
FS4 ht t.oa sah line ho and 4nl 5asHqe % .nd models sn
mel dresses will be more popular than ever
this Spring. So this sale is of first fashion
Importance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-08-20
THE SURPLUS BISON

The mere announcement that the gov ernment had some surplus buffaloes to dispose of created sudden and unprec- edented demand for this commodity on the hoof. Evidently it pays to advertise. Especially if it is something to give away. It seems that the government has a herd of eight hundred bison, or buffa- loes as they are commonly but somewhat incorrectly called. The pasture is grow ing short for this rapidly increasing herd :; hence the offer to give them away. Mu- nicipal and park zoos will be given the preference, however, and those who anx- iousiy wrote for baby buffaloes for pets will probably be disappointed. Even a buffalo calf is of uncertain temper, which doesn't improve as the animal gets older. The buffalo will not attack per son on horseback, but it would be some what inconvenient for a householder to remain on horseback all the time in or- der to pacify his pet in the backyard.