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The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

A lady on street car gave her seat
to man. On beisk asked the reason
she replied. "It wns question of
who stood on my feet-he or ]"
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

The human anatomy is a wonderful
mechanism.
Yes, pat man on the back and you
make his head swell.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
Stray BIZ Of Wisdom.

He lla sociological
moment "'ff Oscar
Wild
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Every man born in America has the
right to run for president and it seems
as though good many of them are
exercising that right this year.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
The Real Source.

A great part of human suffering has
its root in the nature of man.-Lowell.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Charlie Robson says all the world
is stage, making love an overture,
and when you marry, the cutrain goes
up.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Share Your Knowledge.
II you have know ledge, let others
light their candles mt It.-Fuller.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Having selected spark plug wrech
from his tool box, the dentist walked
up to the front of his car.
"Now, open your mouth real wide,
please" he remarked absently.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

The bullets that bring victory are
shot from a well charged brain.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

The color blooms on woman g cheek,
For less than fifteen cents week;
But for a man, as price now goes,
1t costs lot to paint nose.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Cemeteries are becoming wull of peo-
pie who go on "joy rides" and try to
enjoy them.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

The first efficiency is bodily eff
cheney.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Charlie Washburn: Say, how can
you charge your radio battery if your
credit is poor?"
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
Constitution of the

and
Constitution of the
United States Of America
This shrine was recently unveiled by
President Coolidge, its doors were
opened, and within were placed, as
sacred things in sacred depository,
the Original copy Of the first of the
above documents and copy of the
other, there to be preserved with all
reverence and appreciation, symbolic of
that with which they should be re-
ceived and preserved in the hearts and
minds of the people.
The heart is the inner shrine Of
every life, sacred thing. In it are
treasured all that the soul holds dear,
and from it issue all life's activities
1t is a sacred place for sacred things,
chaste and beautiful when it is open
to receive deposits Of things pure, good
and true from the Word and Truth of
Him who gave us our being, in whose
hand the breath Of our life is, and
whose are all our ways.
God is our great President, the Di-
rector and Controller of our life g gov
crnment. He has formed and fash
ioned our life inner shrine-the heart
with its affections and feelings, its
desires, hopes and fears. He has in
scribcd, in living words of love and
truth hfe's great Constitution, its
laws and forms of government, and
life's great Declaration of Independ-
cnce. His hand is ready to draw aside
the veil, to open the doors, and to de-
post within orr heart His own great
title deeds TO aur life's best govern
mcnt and freedom. Yet the 4, ors must
yield from within to receive what He
has to deposit in the shrine of the
heart.
30 come to my heart, ny Maker,
There is room in my heart for Thee. -
Put the laws in my heart, write them
in my mind, and my sins and iniqui-
ties remember no more.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
Prayer.

Prayer.
Prayer clears the brain us well ms
the heart.-Firelight.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

1. Ever hear the song about the
garteri
2. No. Let's have it.
1. Garter see mamma every night.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

Why is it that the Pullman porter
acts like martyr at the stake unless
you let him make up your berth right
after sunset.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

They Who Serve.
They also serve who only stand and
walt.-Mlltop 4a,s..-
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
ST. BARNABAs EPISCOPAL

Third Sunday in Lent.
Sunday school 10 a. m.
Morning prayer and sermon IL q. N
Evening prayer 1880 p. m.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20
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IL INFORMATION

TS's''r'f'r'r
Lobby doors open from .. m. to
$3.50 p. m.
Postoffice windows open from a.
m. to 8 p. m, daily, except Sundays
and holidays. e
OUTGOING MAILS CLOSE
For the East
No. 16. 16................... $50 p. m.
No. 4................. $500 p. m.
No 2-is not mail train.
For the West
No. I................... $500 p. m.
No. Observation-Disclosures. $500 p m.
No. IS (daily ex. 6unday) 11:o0 .. m.
Aspen Branch. ............ 7:10 .. m.
Train No. Is carries closed pouches
for Silt, New Castle, Rifle, Grand vh-
Icy and Grand Junction, only.
ARRIVAL OF MAILS AT
POSTOTFICE
Prom the East
No. $500 q. m.
No. 3d.. 1880 q. m.
No. Is. =. m.
Prom the West
No. 4.......... 900 q m.
No. 10. z:1O P. m.
No. is not . mail train.
Aspen Branch. ..............S:40 p. m.
Rural carriers 1 and leave office at
. .. m. except Sundays and holidays.
City carriers deliver and collect mail
in city district three times daily; in
resident district twice daily, except
Sundays and holidays.
Federal building corner Ninth and
Grand. Phone 935.
OLE THoRsoN, Postmaster.
JOHN B. Schultz,
Assistant Postmaster.
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

t'I will put my law in. their hearts. /"
Hebrews 1915.
A marble shrine, chaste and beauti-
full, has recently been erected in the
lobby of the congressional library in
Washington, over which are inscribed
the words:
The Declaration of Independence
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

own grandfather.-Plant City (F1a.)
Courier.
A Glenwood man, who has every dis
ease going around, is afraid he is 60
ing to catch falling arches.
The first efficiency is bodily eff
cheney.
Charlie Robson says all the world
is stage, making love an overture,
and when you marry, the cutrain goes
up.
The color blooms on woman's cheek,
For less than fifteen cents a week;
But for man, as price now goes,
1t costs lot to paint nose.
Having selected spark plug wrech
from his tool box, the dentist walked
up to the front of his car.
"Now, open your mouth real wide,
please" he remarked absently.
The bullets that bring victory are
shot from well charged brain.
Wanted: A boy for bakery. Must
come wellbred, be an early riser, born
in the (y)east, good mixer. He will
get his dough every Saturday night.
Smart men do not try to explain
things to a woman, says DR.. Moore.
They fix it up with kiss or candy.
The human anatomy is wonderful
mechanism.
Yes, pat a man on the back and you
make his head swell.
Cemeteries are becoming wull Of peo-
pie who go on "joy rides" and try to
enjoy them.
A BAD HoUsEKEEPER
Miss Young: "In Turkey woman
doesn It know her husband until after
she has married him.
|
The Glenwood post., 1924-03-20

LESSON TExT-u chron. 1:7-12; 1
Kings 11:6-11
10 the beginning of knowledge.-Prov
1T.
PRIMARY ToPIc-A Young Kings
Dream.
JUNIOR ToPIc-solomon's Choice.
INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOP
IC-Solomon's Wisdom and Folly.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOP
IC-Lessons From Solomon's Reign.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
R0BS WEST END HOUSE AS
 FAMILY IS OUT IN YARD
Bold Thief Steals Jewelry and Money in House on Corbin
 Avenue

The boldest robbery yet committed by the thieves who have been creating so much excitement during the past several weeks by their activities in the west end of the city occurred Saturday afternoon in broad daylight when the home of Paul A. stahl of :6o Corbin avenue was entered while the family was just outside the house. The fanii- ly had been in the rear of the house, having come out the back door. but walked around to the front. While there, the thief entered by the back door and took diamond platinum ring. a wrist watch, a small sum Of money and baby's bank.
 The Stahls saw the man as he was leaving the house and were able to give the police a good description of him. A thorough search was made of the neighborhood. but no trace of the intruder could be found,
 Saturday night a man who fitted the description given the police was located on Commercial street, but when he was brought to the stahl homo for identification, they said that he WAS not the man.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
NEW POLITICAL PARTY
Movement For One Is Started By Pro-
 gressiycs in Wisconsin

Madison. Wis, May 19. - X new political organization, the Wisconsin conference for progressive political action, was inaugurated at a confer cnce yesterday of representatives of farm, labor and other organizations. The conference went on record as fav- bring establishment of new national political party and elected delegates to tho convention of the national body in Cleveland in July and theRfarmer- labor convection at St. Paul next month,
 A division Of the conference oc- cured on the question of representa- ton in the body and representatives of five leading railroad labor unions of the state withdrew from the meet ing. The withdrawing union repre- scntativcs claimed that their entire organizations had not been given a chance to send delegates and' that the convention was called for other pur- poses than organizing a group to fur thcr the candidacy of Senator Ia Toilette for president
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
WILL ATTEMPT ALIBI
This Will Be Harry Hoffman's De- fense in the Bauer Murder Case In New York.


 New York, May 19,-selection of a jury for the trial of Harry Hoffman, motion picture operator, on a charge of first degree murder in connection with the staying of Mrs. Maude A. Bauer March 25, was started today in Staten Island.
 Hoffman, wan and thin, was taken from the county jail to the sheriff's office in the court house handcuffed tot wo deputies.
 District Attorney Each said the prosecution would call about 1t3 wit nesses in its efforts to construct a chain of circumstancial evidence against Hoffman.
 The jury will he selected from two panels of 100 talesmcn each. Hoff- mans defense is said. will be an alibi.
 Mrs. Bauer was murdered on lonely road in Chelsea while driving with her mother and two children, her automobile stuck in the mud, and she hailed passing motorist for as- sistance. She climbed into his sedan. and was shot and killed few minutes later when she resisted the mans at tempts to attack her. Hoffman was arrested six weeks ago.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
MAJORITY BELIEVE
 PROHIBITION HELPS
Unitarians Hear Reports regard
 ing the Dry Laws
By The Associatcd Press.

Boston, May 13.--The opinion that inc prohibition amendment had been of benefit to industry was expressed by 93 per cent of list of business men who replied to a questionnaire conducted by Courtenay Guild of oBs- ton. editor of the Commercial Bule- lin, who reported the result to the Gnitarian Temperance society at it's annual meeting here today. The other seven per cent could sec no good in the amendment.
 Mir. Guild sought information from miscellaneous industrial concerns, coal producers, bankers. railroad eXecu- lives, publishers, packers, warehouse proprietors and mill owners. He re- ceiyed 146 replies from various parts of the country.
 More severe punishment of viola tors of the liquor laws was generally recommended and many of the an swers urged deportation of alien boot lcGccrs. Four railroad executives testified to tho helpfulncss of the law, while a fifth said that his road had experienced more trouble with drink ing and disturbance under prohibit ton than before the passage of the Nolstead act
 One coal producer said he looked upon prohibition as a farce while several others expressed the conyic- ton that conditions had improved de- cidedly. Ogly l2 of the 146 replies favored revision of the Nolstcad act.
 Mrs. William Triton of Cambridge, of tho woman's natioral committee for law enforcement, in Al u<lress be- fore the temperance society said that women would not count in politics until they ceased to be political re- soNers" and became political doers."
 "Whhn they learn to turn emotion and sentiment into action," she said, they will count greatly, for mentally women are more logical than men. This was shown by the fact that al the great convention in Washington the womans' national committee for law enforcement refused to nirt with beer or coQuette with mere resolves for law enforcement"
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
WALLACE EDDINGER WI.Ds
Takes His Leading Lady. Margaret
 I.awrancc. As Ills Bride

Los Angeles, May 19.---Wallace Ed dinger and Margaret Lawrance who have been co-starring recently in Los Ageles, were married Saturday night after their performance at the Majes- tic Thcatcr at tho home of Tom Will kos theatrical producer. it was learn cd today.
 Marriage license records show that license was issued Saturday morn jng to Wallace Eddingcr and Marga- ret Munn-Miss Lawranee's name in private life Eddinger's age was given as forty-two and that Of his brides as iwenty-seven. Tho wedding was per- formed hyMrs. Mila Tupper Maynard of this city.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
CROESUS, JR, STEPS OUT
Seven Year Old Boy Tenders SEQ Bill at Theatcr and Ticket Seller Does n "Salcsman Sam" Back Dive.

A $20 bill is not q rarity or any thing to get excited about when a person sees one, but there is some thing about a seven year old boy handing in such bill for a ticket when he is unaccompanied that causes suspicion. A small boy walked up to the ticket office of the Scenic theater last night and said one" As he did so, he preferred a s2O bill in payment.
 The ticket seller became suspicious and turned the hoy over to Traffic Officer Edward kicley, who question ed him and took him home. where it was learned from his parents that he had stolen the money. An investiga- ton showed that boy had sS0 of his parents money hidden away for him elf in the house.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
THE FAIR D EXPAND

Notice to racate by July l, having heen given by the owners of the building in which her store is located, Mrs. Joseph Levy, owner of the Sam pie Shoe store, has decided 10 go out Of business The store is located mex. 10 The Fair. The owners of The Fair have decided to expand and they Will take over the space now occupied by the Sample Shoe Store.
 Mrs. Levy has been in busine. in this one location for i3 years. Her store has been q success from the start She is a woman Of exceptional business judgment and has success fnlly competed with men engaged in similar lines.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
FINALS TONIGHT
Boxing Championships Are To Be Dc. cided At Meeting Of Olympic Aspir- ants at Boston Tonight.

ants at Boston Tonight.
 Boston, May 1s.-By a last minute decision of the officials the final. in two classes will be fought out tonight in the national amateur boxing cham pionships at the Aren't which thi. year also are the final Olympic try outs. In former years it has been customary to run off preliminary matches only on the first two nights of the tourney. leaving the finals in all classes for the last night.
 Under the revised arrangement finals will be reached ip the heavy weight and 112-pound classes tonight. Tomorrow night the 11s and 175- pound championships will be decided and on Wednesday night the four re- maininB classes.
 There arc sixteen entries m the heavyweight division. One of their number swho is considered a formid- able contestant is Sergeant Lester Mayie of the army team, a full blood ed Indian, whose home is in northern Michigan.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
JOBS IN THE ARGENTINE
British Unemployed May Re Sent
 There For Railroad Work

Rome, May 1e. --- The suggestion that part of the unemployed popula- ton of England might be sent to Ar Sentina and might be employed there along railway lines owned ny Eng fish companies. was mads today by Toscount Ullswater, first British dele gate to the international emigration conference, in an interview with Dr. Thomas Lereton, Argentine minister of agriculture and also a delegate to the conference.
 pr. Lereton expressed the opinion that the difference in language and religion between the EnElishmen and the Argentines would not prove . hindranee, pointing out that Welsh and Irish colonies existed in the Chuut territory of Arsentins, where they prospered and got on admirably with the native inhabitants. viscount Ullswster had asked assurance on tIii, point before attempting 10 reach . definite understanding. Ii was de- cided to have the question examined by experts.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
NURDER-ARSON CASE

New York, May 19.--A jury was being selected in Brooklyn supreme court today for the trial of William S. Ford on charge of first degree murder arising out of the death of six per- sons in fire which destroyed a house fin Bath Beach on October 15 last, Justice Faber presided. Ford and William Anderson were indicted after Anderson, according to the po- lice, said the fire was set as A result of Fords desire to take revenge on George r. Klein, one Of the victims.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
pE,sLEy TAKES OFFICE

Waterbury, May 19.-Judge Fred orick NJ. reaa'ey was tod q, sworn in as a judge of the superior court the oath of oItice being administered by George 1T. Freeman acting clerk Of ihe superior court. Judge Peasley has already received assignment 10 pre- side over the superior court at New London starting there tomorrow.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
PHONES IN THE U. s.
More Than If Million of These Time Saving Devices Are in Use in This
 Country.

Country.
 Washington, May 19.--The number of telephones in use in the United States increased from 11,716,520 on December S1, 1917, to 14,347,S95 on the same date in 1922. Statistics made public today by the department of commerce also discloses that the rate of increase was PA per cent, while the population was increasing at a rate of about per cent.
 Nearly every state in the union, the statement said. recorded substantial increases in the number of telephones in operation. The greatest sectional gains were reported from New Eng land and the Middle Atlantic states, which comprise New York, New Jer- scy and Pennsylvania, their combined increase for the five-year period being at the rate of S4.6 per cent, compared with 17.5 per cent for the remainder of the country. Florida, with 6e.5 per cent established the highest rate of increase for single state, and New Jersey was second with 50.7 per cent.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
WANTS COPPER TARIFF

Washington. May 1s.--A six cents a pound tariff would be placed on all forms Of copper under g bill proposed today hy Representativ. James. re- publican, Michigan. Such protection, he asserted, should he given 10 enable copper mines 10 pay a living wage and fo give back 10 mine owners q small part of their investment"
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
BOAT OvERTrRys

HF Tss Associated fress.
 Manila, May is.-several natiy, passengers are believed 10 have los, their lives as result of the burnins of tho small inter-inland steamer Gallo C. al 1ligan bay of the Island of Min. dsns,. word Of which reached here to- day. The officers and crew of th. steamer vss saved.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
noDy pETRIrrED IN GRAVE

Lynn, Mass, May 19.--Workmen employed in the Swampscott Gene tery today removed from grave the entirely petrined body of a man which was placed in the vault in 1876. Over the top of tho casket was glass plato and those who saw the body declared the man looked as if he had fallen asleep only few days ago.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
PARTY FOR MRS. ZEHNER.

A birthday surprise party was ten dercd Saturday evening in honor Of Mrs. Sadie Zehner at the home of Mrs Albert Crowcll of Washington street. The rooms were prcttily dec orated in pink and blue for the oc- Casion. Following the luncheon, sing ing and games were enjoyed. Mrs. Zehner was the recipient of many beautiful gifts.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
NEGRO DEMOCRATS MEET

The national conference of negro democrats. called to meet at Balti- more will be held in New York city June 19, it was announced today by Oscar H. Waters. chairman of the na- tional negro democratic committee,
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
SEEK PERFORMANCES
Brooklyn Police Believe That Couple of Fire Bugs Are Responsible For Series of FireN.

New York, May 1.-Two pyro- maniacs were sought by the police to- day as responsible for three incen- diary fires in Brooklyn and the BronS.
 One Of the men sought is known as the ''baby carriage fire bug" suspected of having started score of dres in the lower East Side few months ago. The means he used in starting fires in East Sid. tenements, igniting bed clothing in baby car riages, were adopted in two Bronx tenement fires which drove forty families to the streets.
 In Brooklyn the incendiary poured gasoline on the porch of three story dwelling house and started fire from which nine small children and six men and women had to be rescued by po- lice and firemen.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
END LONG FLIGHT
Australian Ayiators Make Complete Circle Of Continent in Ninety Flying
Hours.

Melbourne, May 1a.--Aviators Nc Intyre and Goble today completed their S,50o-mis flight around Aus tralia, accomplishing the feat in 90 flying hours.
 Escorted by fleet of welcoming airplanes they alighted on the summit of Saint Kilda 10 the accompaniment of cheers from enormous crowds lin- ing the foreshore. The voyagers were officially greeted hy federal and state ministers and army and navy repre- sentstires, and later were guests at q civic reception,
 The fight was undertaken to survey the Coast for defense purposes, to seek possible aviation bases and to collect data concerning the effect of tropical conditions on airrlares.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
: DEAD IS WRECK IN CARY. NC.

Raleigh, N. C. May 19.-Seven per sons were reported killed late Sunday in q head-on collision between two passenger trains on the scaboard Air Line Railway at ary seven miles from Raleigh.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19
UNWED BUT A "MRS.' ,
German Lecturer in This Country Says Such Prefix is Great Help to Single Women.

New York, May 19.--Although she is unmarried and declares that she probably never will be-" Miss Estelle Scheyer, German art lecturer attaches the prefix of Mrs" to her name when she travels.
 A recently-adopted German law permits it she said on her arrival yes- terday on the steamship deutschland. It is a great help to the unmarried woman in the business filed to be known as Mrs" she said and saves her considerable annoyance when she travels. She was registered as Mrs" Scheyer on her transatlantic trip.
 Miss Scheyer will deliver series of lectures on the blue four" painters of Europe at Smith college. She said she also would advocate that all young women assume the title of Mrs" on arriving at the age of twenty-one.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-19

The Herald has 8 remarkable clas- sified ad section.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-03-13
Homemade Wrench Handy
for Many Car Purposes

monkey wrench is a very handy
tool, but it has bad habit of opening
Of its own accord, and sometimes re-
suits in bruised knuckles, says the Au-
tomobile Digest. A complete set Of
solid wrenches is frequently too ex-
pensive for the car owner to purchase !;
but with little labor, every car owner
can possess a set which will answer
every purpose, A wrench can be made
from piece of old pipe, fiattened
either at one or both ends or in the
middle. The fiattening is done by
heating to redness and hammering. AS
the common grade of piping has a
seam, care should be taken to keep the
seam in the center of the flattened por-
ton. rather than near the ends. The
opening is produced by first drilling
and then filing to shape.