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Phillips County herald., 1924-01-03
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W. C. Heller was caller at the
Lydin home Wednesday afternoon OF
last week.
Mrs. W. C. Heller and grandson,
Raymond. were visitors at the Utes.
Ter home last Wednesday afternoon.
Lyle Austin arrived at the Heller
home Thursday morning to spend n
few days of his vacation visiting
there.
Caleb Hadeen and Roy Heller were
callers at the viii Fielder home last
Friday evening.
Roy Heller had an old.timer's Job
Saturday. He hauled n load Of water
the Hadeen home and one from the
Clark home.
VIM. Kohrell returned home Satur
day reporting that his daughter was
improving in health.
Mr. and Mrs. Caleb Hadeen are the
proud parents OF fine baby boy
born 10 them last week at Havtun.
The stork made visit to the homo
OF Mr.. and Mrs. J. II. saylor last
Phillips County herald., 1924-01-03

or more than 5000 prisoners in the
Leavenworth Federal prison, says an
exchange there is not single news
editor. The warden declares much
difficulty has been experienced in
getting out the prison paper. After
calling for volunteers with no re-
sponse, a survey was made aud not a
reporter or an editor could he found.
Perhaps government officials think
editors receive enough punishment
without sendingthem pu.
Phillips County herald., 1924-01-03
Recordina-ereakine Cod.

Goldfish weigh from II pounds up to
35 pounds, as a general rnle. Fish
weighing 100 to IT'S pounds have been
taken. says Nature Magazine. The
largest Goldfish recorded and caught In
New England waters tipped the scales
at 2llia pounds.
Phillips County herald., 1924-01-03
Friday night and left a fine baby girl
Tor Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Underwood.

Friday night and left a fine baby girl
for Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Underwood
Little Alice and Minnie Austin spent
Saturday afternoon at the Heller home
playing with Raymond
Sunday we experienced a touch of
real winter and would have had a
real Colorado blizzard il there had
been more snow.
f. n. Austin took his sister TO her
home at Holyoke after visit at The
Austin home.
VIM. Kohrell was called to the
home of his daughter. Mrs. Weitstein
Monday afternoon to help care fer
the latter during her illness.
Miss Madge Sprague has been stay
ing at the Saylor home lately help
her aunt,
Phillips County herald., 1924-01-03
In Round Numbers.

Suffering Kid-Pa, did you ever
have tooth pulied7
Papa with great gusto)-Haye l,
my boy1 | should say SO; hundreds
Of them.
Phillips County herald., 1924-01-03

DON'T LET A COLD HANG-oN.
Take HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea, steaming hot at bedtime It
will break up your cold over night.
BIG BRICK DRUG STORE. -. Dec.
Phillips County herald., 1924-01-03
About Gush.

Gush might drown us, II 1t were not
for the cynics,
Phillips County herald., 1924-01-03
Flu,ney si snsseh.

G. u hueney uf speech In many
men ..d most women u owing 10 a
scarcity of mHiier-4Swln
Phillips County herald., 1924-01-03
Farmers, Money.

The farmer makes n lo' of money
for the middleman.
Phillips County herald., 1924-01-03

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The Washington times., 1924-07-03
Bull ROYAL HOUSE
ENDS VILLAGE QUARREL

PLOVDIV, Bulgaria. July "A
quarrel between the royal house Of
Bulgaria and the villagers of Metch-
kur, near this city. has been settled
after a quarter Of century, and
King Boris has been bombarded
with kilograms from the villagers
thanking him for his generosity in
settling the dispute.
Metchlxur Is an ialand In the
Maritsa, close to the village OF this
same name. Ex.lxlng Ferdinand,
King Boris father. acquired it by
purchase and used 1t first as
game preserve and later as model
farm. 1t IL about q square mile
In: area.
The villagers never have recon
ciled themselves to ownership OF
the island by the King. When
Boris assembled the throne after the
abdicati0n of Ferdinand at the end
of the World War, they approached
him with q proposal that he sell
1t to their commune.
The last phase Of the negotia-
tons was reached the other day
when the king fixed the price on
a purely nominal bAsls and the deed
was transferred to the mayor and
the village council.
It is understood that the vii
layers win maintain the island as q
model farm.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

q ballot In one hand and . curling
iron in the other.
That she can handle q baby with
one arm and tho fate OF the country
with the other.
That she can broiI q chicken with
one hand and help settle ., marty
dispute with the other.
That she can manage d household
and q husband with one hand ana
run a committee meeting with the
That she can endure strain. ana
beat, and delay. and hard labor. and
late hours and long argument. and
come up smiling and fresh az a rose
E:ext morning.
That she can be q wife and =
charmer ana likewise politician
all az the same moment.
Go to! Wherefore, did nTen
ever doubt her versatility?
For, hath she not. since tha lima
OF Eve, been all things to rne
man-even sweetheart, 1 wife.
q mother. siren. q valet. 4 com.
science, guide, 4 cook. ana an
alarm-cIOck?
Why then, shall she not aAd onn
more role to her repertoire snS
politician?
Verify. my heart il filled with
humility, and there is no conceit
.eIl IN mel For, !. writer OF
words, can only TELL Of the
great things which these women
are doing, and record their achieve.
But THEY have already DONE
many things, and are destined for
nigh accomplishment.
And | am only an onlooker. who
standeth In the wings. and applaud.
eth the great drama, In which
WOMAN Is the coming star!
Yea. even now, she is the
WHOLE SHoWl
SELAH.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03
\. !. P 0LICE
AMAZE WITH
LEARNING
Convention Visitors Staggered
To Find Out Force Is Com
posed Of Highbrows
By ROLAND KREBS.
IntefnatiOnaT News Service.

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.
New York, July s.-The Democratic
national convention found out to.
day that after a chap has stag.
CARED through Harvard or Yale he
can Join the New York police
force, but not before.
Most Of the visitors, after being
chased by the Johns away from
entrances %" or "S," where they
tried to get In with tickets calling
for "B" or "W," had decided that
New York policemen were born
behind gas houses and learned to
play bridge in Philadelphia Jack
,O'Brien's gymnasium.
But, when the police depart
ment's very collegiate gIee club
paraded into the garden and won
two out Of three falls with RiRo-
letto, they hastily revised their
opinions and gave the cops a dem.
onstration that made mere muir.
muir out Of the McAdoo and Smith
outbursts.
Just by way Of getting started
right the gleeful policemen warblcd
Annie Laurie" Then Officer Bar.
ney Goldstetn climbed up on O.
chair, laid his cap reverently over
his heart land sent peal after peal
Of Bella Figlia Della Amore'' crash
Ing against the ceiling until Tax
Richard trembled for fear his Car
den would fall apart.
The crashing OF Chaliapin'e feeth
up in the Metropolitan Opera House
could be heard reverbsrating up and
down Broadway as, o .ficer Barney
bowed to the crashes OF applause
from the gallery fans who live on
his beat at East Sixty.seventh
street and Third avenue.
Give anyone three guesses and
anyone would tell you that Mr..
Goldstein Is no wop. But, he has
the gestures and fervor that only
Eyetalians, as q rule, possess. You
should see him beat his chest with
his clenched fist, shake his name and
culver from head to foot with emo.
ton. Oh, you should see 1t and
then throw away your Metrop olitan
season ticket!
out-of.town people thought New
York dicks were q pack Of hard
boiled pavement FOUNDERS who sit
around precinct stations and play
red dog and poke fun at strangers
who cali Thcity-T hoid street Thirty
third.
Not by couple Of Arias OF La
Tosca! Drop into any station house
and you'll find the scholarly police
men swapping frat secrets, parsing
logarithms, taking paradigms apart
and conjugating Dryden.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03
N|AI
REV0LT SAYS
WRITER
David M. Church Sees Chancs
Of Revolution Breaking
Out on Fourth
By DAVID M. CHURCH.
Internatlonal News Service.

NEW YORK. July Tomorrow
ii Independence Day. and the 1923
delegates attending the Democratic
National Convention are wondering
whether it il going to mean the birth
OF freedom for them
The spirit Of revolution hovers II
the offing. The privates in the
ranks are FESTIVE, but the field mar
shals are just n kinning to get
warmed up to the battle. They
maintain that their forces are stilI
entrenched and that the past three
days have just been preliminary
skirmishes.
Judge David Rockwell. McAdoo
generaiissimo, came out Of his head
quarters today cool and calm, looked
over the terrain and decided that it
was 3 good day for a push. and
laughed at those who intinlated that
he had his chance last night when
he rolled the McAdoo vote up 70
sos.
1--WE are going to nominate AZ
Smith even il the convention =
forced to 20 into a third week.
said Norman e. Mack, one Of inc
Smith board Of strategy. The Nc
Adoo crowd made their dying squirt
yesterday. It was dismal failure.
Tom Taggart. Of Indiana, who is
regarded as holding q strategic pO-
sition, sits grimly back and shows
no disposition to trade with any one
or to enter into any compromise.
Taggart plays q lone hand and sticks
to his favorite son candidate, Sana-
tor Ralston, and declares that he
will continue to stick to Ralston
until victory comes his way.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

must say that--it's in the code.
And then will be Arizona. And
then
Well, then the clerk win Just 70
on, for he is calling the roll Of the
States.
Bryan for More Talking.
Bryan thinks there should be
more talking and less balloting.
The delegates will love the idea.
Anything to get somewhere or at
least break the suspenseless strain
Of the perennial order OF things.
The band has run out Of new tunes
and has lost its wallop. The cheers
are now SO recurrent and regularly
episode that they mean no more
than coughs. More talk--yes, even
lukewarm talk or futile talk. but
sfill talk--something besides total
number of votes, ,09S--number re.
CURED for" 'No candidate hav-
ing received the required number
OF votes, there is no election. The
clerk will call the roll OF the States
I. Alabama, twenty-four votes
[. -. Alabama casts TWEEN"
Meanwhile they sit. Through
forty-two ballots they have sat. and
through more Of them they are
sentenced 70 stand sit-while-
The clerk calls the roll VI States.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

both have to run. but Ruth gen.
orally gets somewhere.
Here Is something can't figure
out: No matter how many empty
seats there are among the delegates
there are 1898 votes cast on every
ballot. This figure must be perma-
4nent
The delegates and alternates and
their maids can go home without
changing the total number If votes
cast.
The candidate viii finally be se.
lected by q truckload Of empty
chairs and q floor fun Of orange
peels.
When q candidate goes out to
lunch he sends the waiter back to
the garden with his vote. ! guess
that is why the service in all the
New York restaurants has been so
bad lately. All the walters are in
the convention.
Well, boys, don't get discouraged.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03
FAIRBANKS CITY FOUNDED
ON CAPTAINS MISTAKE.

SEATTLE, July 2.-The founding
OF Fairbanks, Alaska. in. 1902, was
due to q mistake in taking water
route by Captain John Barnette, &C
cording to relatives here.
Captain Barnette sailed up the
Yukon river to investigate the Ia
mana river. Furnished with sonle
of the inaccurate maps Of the period
he mistook the Cinema Slough Tor
the Tanan river and sailed to the
present site of Fairbanks before
discovering his error.
He was forced to discharge the
greater part Of his cargo sof trade
goods to tighten the boat In ma
it back to the main
stream. When he discovered the
possibilIties OF the place. he built
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

WHOn Two Long lHlanQ 0uckllngS
Topped from AL Smith to McAdoo
yesterday afternoon, the delegates
who had died from old age and cafe
terra pie were propped up by at
tendants and pushed around the
hall for the fourth annual McAdoo
parade.
It brought back the early scenes
during the nominating speeches
way back in our short-pants days
when the convention opened six
orators stood up to name new can
didates. But they retired from the
platform in confusion as soon as
they saw their hotel proprietors
watching them from the back OF
the hall.
They had moved their trunks
from their hotels to Madison Square
Garden, overlooking the mere detail
Of settling up at the desk.
Sleeping In Twin Chairs.
From now on. the delegates viii
sleep in their twin chairs and use
the ballot charts for sheets. The
voice Of the chairman of the Texas
delegation will be their, alarm
clock.
The incident that caused the most
commotion in the convention today
was the announcement that on
account Of the numerous losses Of
watches, stickpins, fountain pens.
shoulder braces, porous plasters,
corkscrews, dandruff rakes, and
dice. a lost-and-found department
had been established In the base
ment where folks could put In their
claims.
Immediately upon this announce.
ment, three lost candidates were re.
turned. Up to late hour nobody
had claimed them.
Many male alternates showed up
at the new departments looking for
news Of their wives, who were lost
somewhere between stocking and
the artificial fruit counters. Other
miscellaneous articles turned in in
cluded fresh hotel bills. egg shells.
whiskers, antomat slugs, used tooth
picks, and last weeks wash.
Twenty-four States have definitely
decided to take up their permanent
abode In the Garden.
Can't Figure II Ont.
Many OF the ladies have already
peen seen cooking beef stew in their
corners, and some of the delegates
have laid out back yards for tile
children. Vegetable gardens have
been planted In the aisles. These
will undoubtedly yield enough
spinach and beets before the ballot
Ing is over to make the delerat, 7ns
self-supporting. All they need now
y burying ground.
At a late hour today Bryan rot
up and made his forty.fifth speech.
Bryan Is to speech-malSing what
Babe Ruth is TO home runs. They
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

u. - PAIN tree IN Q desert, natn
she added beauty and life to the
scene Of dullness ana dreariness.
And, out OF her mouth hath fallen
wisdom and only wisdom.
And 10, the mon have DOTTED their
hats to her. and heaped her with
honors and with praises, and their
gaIlantry hath glorified her.
Behold she hath presided at the
calling OF the roll.
She hath received the tribute Of
q vote for Presidential candidate.
She hath cast the deciding vote in
q great party issue.
She hath made two seconding
speeches for her favored nominee.
She hath stood before the multi
tude again and again and spoken.
And every woman who spake
hath spoken fearlessIy and bril-.
liantly and intelligently, and with
out folly or prompting or faItering.
Yea. each woman hath stated her
case, made her point, delivered her
climax, and THEN CLOSED HER
MOUTH! MI
For, it doth appear, that 4 woman
knoweth when to STOP talking.
But. many OF the men who spalxe,
have rambled on and on. until the
cause for which they spoke hath
been lost in q sea Of words and
oratory.
And all of the women who spoke
have been beautiful and charming.
and arrayed in frills and picture
hats and femininity.
And most of them are married.
And some of them are mothers.
And one of them IL a grandmother!
Where, then, oh my daughter, is
that ancient bugaboo. which so dis
turbed the hearts Of mon, concern
ing the danger Of admitting woman
into politics?
For. there Is danger neither to
politics, nor to the woman!
For, verify, verify, woman hath
proved, at last, that she can carry
The Washington times., 1924-07-03
= Groan and Gargle''
Stage Here, RUDE
Says, Of Session
INTERNATIONAL NENs Rel
By RUDE q GOLDBERG.

NEW YORK, July 3.-The Democratic convention is now
growing unmportant that when the nominee is finally named
nobody will read the but his folks The newspaper
who have been writing about the thing for so long they
have run out Of words have decided report the of the
convention in groans.
Three groaw and garge will that the situation is
unchanged and added grunt will that the Hawaiian
delegation has again changed its mind The Detroit win
be reported in soueaks
The Washington times., 1924-07-03
TURNED AGAINST COOLIDGE REPUBLI CANISM SAYS DANIELS
Mrs. OlO1nOn Looks in
on the Convention
ss Solomon road and OOerjoysd Splendid Shoune
WOmen HaOs Made
BY HELEN ROWLAND

Service. Incl
NEW YORK, July 3--Oh, my daughter, let there be
rejoicing and feasng and hanging Of garands throughout
the land
heart is thrilled and puffed up with pride st the
splendid showing which hath been made by mine own sax
in this convention.
AS rainbow in the midst Of thunderstorm hath she
shone forth dazzling and scntillatng AS the steering
upon apane has she lent balance and seadness
to all the workings
The Washington times., 1924-07-03
0oo-YEAR- OLD HUMAN
BONES FOUND IN FRANCE

TOULOUSE. France, July 2.-Hu.
man bones found in cave near
here and taken to the geological
laboratory Of the university's faculty
OF sciences have been identified as
belonging to the Neotholic Age,
dating back more tnan 5000 years
ago.
The bones were broken and bear
unmistakable marks of human teeth
showing that cannrpalism existed In
the earliest times.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03
the dark horses hope they WIN have

This is a Democratic year. II
not, 1t Is an metropolitan year.
As am writing, McAdoo has
made great gains in the night kes-
sion and rs within forty-five votes
Of q majority Of the convention.
At noon yesterday. It WAS freely
said he could never rAach 500. BY
10 o'clock at night he had gone
beyond 500, and his supporters were
wild with joy, and began to be con-
fident Of victory. Can he hold tho
additional votes and secure more?
That's the interrogation point Of
the convention.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

We viii ell have q good rest over
the Fourth and maybe some Of US
will have the good fortune to have
our heads blown off by fireworks
and we won't have to go back to
the convention. The balloting will
be resumed on the fifth and the
candidates will be eliminated by
hardening OF the arteries.
The one who can live long enough
to attend the funerals OF all the
others will win.
Copyright, 1924, by The McNaugh0
SyndicatO1.
The Washington times., 1924-07-03
WOMAN URGES WORK
AS MARRIAGE TRAlNlC

BERKELEY, Cal, July 3.The
best training for matrimony q girl
can get Is by procuring employment
for q while, in the opinion Of Miss
Cleo Murtland. associate professor
Of vocational education at the
University Of California.
'.As an apprenticeship for mar
rage" said Miss Murtland, wage
earning. is an essential feature. Eco
nonic freedom OF women is q deter.
mining factor in the length Of the
period, In the stability
OF the home and in its maintenance.
THE self-respect Of a woman. a.
well as her position in the family,
is determined In part by her ability
to be economically independent.
More and more the daughter. an
well as the son, seeks employment
as soon as school days are over"
The Washington times., 1924-07-03
Scr Derlocratic Year.

Now you know why the McAdoo
men hold on like grim death, why
the Smith men say, I'VE will never
surrender" and why the other can
didates hold on stubbornly, and why
The Washington times., 1924-07-03

AeVA JAIL UOcS UHs
The roll call Is going on. 1t Il
now up somewhere around Utah
eight for doo--everybody know
that by this time.
The delegates IN the earlier let
ters have relaxed. They won't b
reached again, or their mouthpiece
won't be. until the finish Of Thu
roster, the pause for the count, tn
pronunciamento about what II take,
and why It didn't take, and--"th,
clerk viii call the roll OF I'll,
States"
So they sit. They just sit. The.
are ready to sag out, but the,
don't-they still sit.
A new clerk steps up and wet
his larynx. On the lips Of ever,
one. silently. n ~Alabama, twenty
four votes" He win say that. III
Evening star., 1924-04-10
P0TTER'S FIELD GETS
SUICIDE; NOT KNOWN
Man Who Shot Self in Union Sta
ton Succeeded in Hiding
Identity.

Across the gray Anacostia hills to
potteTs field at Blue Plains, a. little
black wagon today bore the body of a
suicide, destined for a nameless
grave. If custom holds there will be
no mourners. no prayers, no services
simply the .depositing of the re-
mains in the earth. The suicide kept
his secret well. His name will prob
ably never be known.
1t was on December 30 that this
man ended his life with a rife in
Cnlon station On his person was
nothing to identify him. He left no
note or card to inform relatives. For
more than a hundred days his body
mas lain at the morgue- Scores Of
persons viewed 1t. Some were morbid
curiosity seekers. others had persons
in their family missing.
Police ran the one reager clue 10
a fruitless end. The light cap found
Clothing Shop. Boston, Mass"
stamped in 1t, revealed nothing. This
morning Supt. Schoneberger of the
district morgue placed the body in
the little black wagon that has made
many trips to potters' field and
brought 1t to the final resting place.
Burial probably will take place be-
fore Sunday Once IT was customary
to have religious ceremonies. That
cannot be obtained to officiate. So il
is probable that the man, who de-
stroyed identification marks before
killing himself, will go to the grave
as he evidently wished-unmourned,
unknown, unnoticed.
Evening star., 1924-04-10
STONE TO CONTINUE
JUSTICE PERSONNEL
Contemplates No General "House
Cleaning" Ee Tells
s-...,
Associates.
RESULTS TO BE EXACTED
Fair Dealing With Big Business
New Attorney Generals Aim.

Attorney General Stone is prepared
TO continue the present Department OF
justice personnel and policies until
conditions prove that changes are
necessary. He contemplateg no gen
eral housecleaning, and has Informed
his associates that he believes it bet-
ter to get the work done by men ia
miliar with all details and routine
than by bringing in new men.
Results. However. Demanded.
The attitude of the new ATTORNEY
General as outlined today at the de-
partment, however, is that disobedi-
ence or failure To obtain results VIII
warrant quick and summary action.
Mr.. Stone, it was said believes e.
is. not the governments function 10
harrass any interests or class, but
bear down heavily with available
laws when acts in contravention to
the public interest are committed He
with big business" but has called
attention of his subordinates to the
laws against trusts and combinations
in restraint of trade. He also has
Informed the men under him it is
their duty to protect the interests OF
all concerned and has instructed thai
they hew 10 the line in all invest
cations and prosecutions.