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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-12-31
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Texas man claims an oil stock
swindler got his fortune. How quaint
and old fashioned.
Man went crazy downtown in Phil
adelphia, not, however, because he
saw where he was.
Now we know why bathing girls
left the magazine covers. They have
better jobs on the 1925 calendars.
Dancing half the night is good
training for girl, enabling her to
walk the floor with her baby later.
New way to kill scarlet fever
germs is found. Better than paint
ing one red, white and blue so they
will cheer themselves to death.
The great advantage in making
love in flivver, we hear, is you can
start the thing so quickly.
Have good time when you are
young so that when you are old you
will be sorry you did instead of sorry
you didn't.
EVERYTHING is habit, and success
depends upon the ease with which
you change your habits.
Anticipation is almost all of real-
cation.
every normal man should have
hobby" says a doctor. Every nor
NAL man has. 1t is raising a family.
Dog bit a debutante in Nashville,
Tenn. She wouldn't run. Maybe she
thought it couldn't eat without a
knife and fork.
And that's what might help, more
! hum and lie "ho hum"
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.)
UNDER cover
HUSBAND (returning from angl-
ing trip)-What do you think of
these beauties?
WIFE-Don't try to deceive me.
Mrs. Major saw you in the fish shop.
! "Of course she did. Why, I caught
so many simply had to try to sell
ssome. Tit Bits CLondon).
! Eighteen billion stamps VIII have
ibeen used in the United States nail
in 1924, it is estimated. III
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-12-31
A Thought

And herein do l exercise myself,
to have always a conscience void of
Offense toward God, and toward men.
Acts 24:16.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-12-31

The Unknown is an ocean. What
is conscience? The compass Of the
Unknown.-Joseph Cook.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-12-31

Texas man claims an oil stock
swindler got his fortune. How quaint
and old Fashioned.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-12-31

Now we know why bathing girls
left the magazine covers. They have
better jobs on the 1925 calendars.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-12-31

Man went crazy downtown in Phil
adelphia, not, however, because he
saw where he was.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-12-31
UNDER COyER

Eighteen billion stamps VIII have
been used in the United States mail
in 1924, it is estimated. ri
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-12-31

Dancing half the night is good
training for girl, enabling her to
walk the floor with her baby later.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-12-31

And that's what might help, more
hum and lie \ "ho hum"
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc
Evening star., 1924-02-24
The Old Mechanic Says:

Do your springtime overhaulin' now.
verybody will he Iushin to the repair
shops and service stations just at the
time when everybody ought to be get
tin the best service from cars. Don't
follow this plan. It's better to get the
work done now and have it done not
merely promptly but right.
I'd like to figure out some time just
through and make Il mess of just be-
cause car owners all pile in here at
the same time and demand quick ac-
tion. To make matters worse they
make the mistake of trying TO think of
everything in the way of repairs to be
attended to while the car is down"
and half of these have to be SKINNED
over or overlooked entirely
1t isn't necessary to wait until spring
to have the car attended to. AS a. mat
ter OF fact, many a car owner would
save himself lot of springtime repar
bills if he would attend to few things
now before they become serious.
There's one fellow who stores his car
here who is patiently waitin' until spring
so can repack his water pump. Its
leakin' pretty badly and he imasines
it will be more economical to have this
attended to when I grind in his valves
later. Meantime, however, he's losin
most of the alcohol in the radiator, for
this leaks out faster than water The
chances are the system may freeze up
on him before the winter over.
Then he'll have a fine repair job on
to bet dollars to punctures that he'll
try to skimp on some of the repair
work he had planned for the spring.
Either that or he'll force me to attend
to lot of things in half the time neces-
sary TO cover EN- properly. It's six to
car owner gets spring fever in the
winter
Evening star., 1924-02-24
Views of the News.

Considering its narrow streets and
the complexity Of it's many crossings,
Boston stands low in it's automobile
death rate for 1922 and high in it's
decrease over 1921. According to the
census bureau the respective figures
were 1S.9 and 3.3 per 100000 popu
lation. The bureau fails TO note the
most significant feature of this, how
ever. In Boston, 1t should be empha-
sized, traffic moves in relays. not
in a dangerous attempt at synchron-
ization.
When traffic is handled so that
pedestrians have the streets all to
themselves for an interval, then mo-
tor vehicles. and when motor vehicles
going in different directions take
turns with other streams Of traffic
the census bureau will not be obliged
to continue reporting increases in
the death rate.
After as many persons had been
killed, and within a weeks time, two
drivers in Connecticut were shown to
be insane. Maybe the time will come
when those who are working in the
interests of accident prevention will
be able to convince the legislators
that the examination of all drivers
each year would not be too frequent
to insure public safety.
Evening star., 1924-02-24
This and That.

There ought to be some dust flying
around Bethlehem now that Mr..
Schwab is reported to have ordered
four of his favorite cars for his
wifc's use. The bird who invented
the saturation point will probably go
to work and try to save enough to
buy one of the Schwab cast-off cars
when the steel baron goes to next
years show and orders a dozen.
General Motors Corporation an
nounce that they have no less than
500 distributors in forty-four foreign
countries. On a smaller scale the
makers of other popular cars are
rapidly getting foothold abroad, de-
spite adverse conditions. Ford, of
course, leads. Thus while the poll
ticians fret about a world court and
4 league of nations the automobile
goes merrily on its way to link the
nations OF the world 50 tightly to-
sether that war would despoil a good
week end for Chu Chin Chow as well
as Josef Skilca anovitch-and thus be
absolutely unthinkable.
Copyright, 1324)
Evening star., 1924-02-24
Your Underlying Minds.

psychologists now recognize the ex-
istence of four mind layers underlying
the mind Of the civilized being. 1t might
be interesting to know how these UNDER
lying minds affect the average motor
lists driving.
There is the animal mind, explained
by the fact that we are all essentially
animals and will always be 80 long as
we eat, sleep. breathe and move. This
is plainly indicated in the case of the
automobile driver, who. suddenly feel
ing the pangs of hunger, jams on his
emergency brake and stops abruptly at
the chicken and waffle establishment.
Hunger calls to his animal instinct. He
should worry about the safety of those
who follow
Secondly. there is the child mind, So
called because We cannot outlive the
impressions. made upon our thinking
apparatus during the early years of
our lives The auto driver will always
delight in showing his friends how his
car can climb hills.
The third layer of the intellect is the
savage mind. a gift Of our primitive an
cestors. 1t is this mind that makes a
driver feel that pedestrians have no
right to be in his way. that urges him
to hit 'er up" and that leads him into
the inevitable dangers of discourtesy
and retaliation.
ftnallE, there IS the traditional civil
lied mind. The motorist forgetS to sig
nal his intentions to the man behind
because other people also forget. He
runs at high speed along the roadway,
however badly MS brakes are adjusted,
just because civilization recognizes
higher speed as necessary. Every body S
doing it,
The facts would seem to point to a
suspicion that mans least desirable
mental contribution is that which he
has acquired most recently. 1t seems
to be his biggest stumbling block to the
attainment of an ideal mind, or at
least a safe motor mind
Evening star., 1924-02-24
Privilege or Right?

Gov. Smith of New York IN recon-
mending a driving test to the state
legislature referred to an automobile
operators license as privilege. 1t
is interesting to note in this connec-
ton that a number of motor vehicle
legislation experts contend that d mo-
torist has the right to drive car so
long as he obeys the law. and is not
privileged" in the ordinary sense OF
the word. The consensus of opinion
on this point seems to be that the
motorist has natural right to drive
his car in any state of the Union.
provided he complies with it's laws
Because one Of these laws is the pay
ing of a registration fee the idea has
developed that the state grants it's
motorists a privilege. Apparently it
simply releases them from certain re-
strictions while they obey the law.
Evening star., 1924-02-24
PROPOSES LICENSING
OF AUTO MECHANICS
School Head Would Revive Bill
Once Defeated in
Michigan.

Some years ago a law was proposed
for Michigan requiring that all people
hired to do automobile repairing be
licensed by the state after proving
their ability by proper examinations
The bill failed to pass the state leg
tslature, as many people outside of
the larger cities were opposed to
restrictions OF that nature
"a recent trip through Michigan"
says a. c.. Zel1er, president of the
Michigan State Automobile School,
Detroit. has convinced me that such
a bill would readily pass today. As
the use OF automobiles has become
widespread owners have come to
realize the lack of properly trained
men to do service work.
Tho need of some method of de-
termining thee fitness of an auto me-
chanic is well recognized. We license
plumbers and electricians. Doctors
and attorneys are required to pursue
a long course of training. The real
estate man and the securities sales
man are under the control of the state
government.
.'In spite of all. this, some green
horn, who does not know a socket
wrench from a distributor head, is
Evening star., 1924-02-24
Did You Know

That a water leak is always greater
when the car is not in operation?
The revolving of the pump shaft and
the circulation OF the water in thu
radiator help prevent the water from
leaking out when the enginees run
ming.
That alcohol leaks out more readily
than water, and that IL the radiator
leaks little in winter alcohol should
be added more often?
That. unless the car is a high
grade job and the materials of the
very best an engine that Is timber
and remarkable in performance whe II
new is not desirable? 1t is too well
worn in. It's life from then on will
be such as to deliver doWnhill per-
formance
Evening star., 1924-02-24

car long enough to obvixte the first
or second years depreciation. It is
said that IL there were a lively de-
mand for used cars all the time the
average car owner would be contin-
ually thinking about getting rid of
the machine he has ana buying a new
one.
AS 1t is the average motorist trades
In soon enough. This is partly
through necessity, for he neglects his
car and finds it becoming trouble
some as a consequence. Then there
is the lure Of the new models. And.
inally. he desires to progress with
the motor car. But the so-called used
car problem serves as safety check.
All of which reminds one that there $
a little bit Of good in every bad sit
uation.
Evening star., 1924-02-24
Two Traffic Tricks.

When about to cross a thorough
fare always look to the right first.
If anything appears Unexpectedly
from the left there is nearly the
width of the street for the other car
to stop in. but any car that darts
out from the right will be caught un-
awares unless the driver has antici-
pated your appearance on the scene.
While you are slancing to the left
you will be wasting the opportunity
afforded YOU for stopping in time to
avoid hitting the car approaching
from the right
When planning to swing to the
left at an intersection, however, 1t
is more important to be sure of
conditions on the left than on the
right. If a car is coming from the
Evening star., 1924-02-24
Way to Get Results.

Very frequently where roads are
under repairs, over temporary bridges
and on the gangways to ferry boats
drivers are required to run SLOWLY.
Five miles an hour" one sign eau
toned. And the motorist smiles.
II those who believe such require
mentS are necessary would simply
compel the use of second gear or low
Evening star., 1924-02-24

tho shock in their accustomed way,
get out and look At the tires. It's
Many = good shoe is ruined through
a costly belief that the roads TO
blame. AS matter of fact. truly
rough road usually has a lot Of
spring in it.
Evening star., 1924-02-24

privileged TO work on some ones
$o,Oo0 or $4,000 car and ruin 10,
without any chance for recourse on
the owners part. Such condition
of affairs is an injustice to the auto
motive industry"
Evening star., 1924-02-24
Use for Old Cars.

A wiseacre has suggested that
since the sight OF few cars parked
In front of a teashop or roadhouse
always encourages the tourist to
stop off, the purveyors of chicken,
waf1es and tidbits should buy up a
few old cars as "decoys" and, Incl
dentally, help solve the used car
nrOhlenl
Evening star., 1924-02-24

under these conditions and fine all
drivers of cars which are running in
high possibly some cooperation in
safety could be had What is the
value of a warning IL it isn't COM
piled with literally?
Evening star., 1924-02-24
The Sunday Motorist
An Abridged Magazine for Car Owners.
EDITED BY WILLIAM ULLM1N.

The Book of Motoring Knowledge
could be compiled from the things
auto owners forget and stu have
enough material left over for volume
two,
Evening star., 1924-02-24
Some Good. ANYWAY,

These low bids on used cars act as
penalty for the motorist who re-
fuses to be economical by keeping his
Evening star., 1924-02-24

right, and it takes you by surprise,
ter OF the street until the other ma
chine has overtaken you to the right
But II there are cars coming in the
opposite direction. and they are we'll
out to the center of the street, you
may be forced over to the curb. thus
the car from the right to get by.
Evening star., 1924-02-24
Try This Some Time.

Some time when the road 10 very
wide and the trafiio virtually nil try
the experiment Of taking your eyes
off the road for an instant or two
and-notice what happens in the in
terin. 1t will give you some idea
of what can happen when a drivers
attention is not confined strictly to
looking where he's going. Some
times just All instants inattention
will result in having the car cross
to the wrong side of the road or head
for q ditch. Note also how far the
the road 1t will give you some idea
of how dangerous 1t is to drive the
car continually as though the way
were clear just because you don't
actually see any danger at the mo-
ment.
Evening star., 1924-02-24

Road Getting Rough9
When the car suddenly begins to
ride hard" bumps coming with
t11ud and springs falling to take up
Evening star., 1924-10-12
KICK FAILS AND YALE
DEFEATS GEORGIA, rs

NEW HAVEN, Conn, October Ii
Yale ran into tough opposition this
afternoon and had to fight hard to
beat Georgia Universitys f1ashy
backs and heavy line, the final score
being. Yale, Z; Georgia. 6.
Both teams scored touchdowns,
Georgia in the first period and Yale
failing to kick goal, while Cottle Of
Yale made his chance good.
Three Georgia players were hurt
Roosevelt Day, center; Bass and
Joselove, but none seriously. The first
was laid up with a loose cartilage in
the right knee.
Georgia came here backed with two
victories. In the first period the Red
and Black ran the Yale team of its
against 90 by the Ellis. The Southern
Bulldogs made first downs, against
for the Blue.
In the second period Jones sent in
several new players to bolster up the
weak Yale line. and the visitors never
scored again and only threatened the
Yale goals once.
Yale entered the second half with
new life. After an exchange Of kicks
Cottle suddenly started off on a ram
page of line smashing which culmi-
mated in the ball being placed in
Yale's possession on Georgia's 3-yard
line and Bench took it over on a line
drive.
In the final period both teams open
ed their forward passing attacks
wide, Georgia almost disdaining to
rush the ball at all. Ya1e's defense
against this method of attack was
good. and Georgia did not get into
dangerous territory.
The game ended with the ball on the
Southerners' 4-yard line,
Evening star., 1924-10-12
CORNELL Is JOLTED
BY WILLIAMS TEAM

ITHACA, \. Y, October 1I.-Cor-
nelfs string of 26 consecutive grid
iron victories was broken today when
Williams defeated the Big Red team.
IA to T. Misplays and fumbles by the
comedians and dazzling aerial at
tack by Williams were the principal
factors in the Ithacans' downfall.
The first period was scoreless. In
the second period a forward pass,
Hoeckelman to Isaly. brought the
ball to within scoring distance for
Cornell. Milestone took the ball
across the goal line and kicked a
placement. Hoeckelman a few min
utes later dropped a Williams punt
lde, the New Englanders' left end.
recovered the tumble and raced 10
yards for Williams first touchdown,
Fisher kicked the goal and the score
was tied, III. There was no more
scoring for the remainder of the half.
In the third period there began
mighty battle for the breaks. Hoeck-
elman's retrieving try for a place
ment missed by inches. 1t was his
fourth unsuccessful attempt. Cornell
later carried the ball to the 1-yard
line, but could not put it over, losing
on downs.
In the fourth period williams un-
hooked powerful aerial offensive.
~ loss from clement 10 Bourne
brought the ball to CornelTs 25-yard
line. Then Clement hurled the ball
to lde and the end scored a touch
down.
Williams clearly outplayed Cornell
in the second half. The old-tfme in
terference of the Red players was
woefully missing And the Comedians
fumbled lamentably at critical stages
of the game.
The game opened the new Cornell
crescent and 1900 saw the home
team bow in defeat for the first time
in four years
Evening star., 1924-10-12


and dropped the receiver of the ball
offside and the ball was kicked off
again. On the second attempt Rich
mond had better luck, and Savord ran
the ball back to the 37-yard mark.
Here Richmond got off a forward
pass. after two plunges into the line
for a first down, but then was forced
to kick. Maryland got the ball on
its own 25-yard line and started a
steady march down the field that was
ized IS yards for holding on the g.
yard line. Hall dropped back to try
for a drop-kick but missed by
couple of feet.
Richmond brought the ball out to
the 20-yard line, was held down
and punted to the middle of the field.
Tenney allowed the ball to hit him
and bound outside. where it was re-
covered by Richmond. Again Rich
mond got a first down and then was
forced to punt to Maryland's 1S-yard
mark. Maryland was gaining ground
easily. but losing its opportunities
through mistakes
The end of the quarter found Rich
mond with the ball on it's own 80
yard line. 1t failed to gain and punt
ed just little beyond midfield. After
a return kick. Richmond fumbled and
Maryland recovered on the 16-yard
line. Besley went over on the next
play. Burger kicked goal.
The next touchdown came on for
ward pass to Supplee, after a double
pass. Tenney shooting the ball IL
yards across the goal line to end a
march of As. Burger again added an
other point. With the ball on the
20-yard line few minutes later and
only a few seconds to play. Hall
dropped back and booted a field goal.
In the third quarter Maryland
started with a rush, but had its
march interrupted by an intercepted
pass. Richmond got first down on
two forward passes and on a third
found the ball intercepted by Heine,
who carried 1t back to the 12-yard
line, from where four plays produced
a touchdown. Burger kicked the goal,
but lost the point because one Of his
linemen was offside.
Heine early in the fourth period
Intercepted q forward pass on Rich
mond's 30-yard line and ran the dis
tance for touchdown. Herzog miss
ed the goal on a try for point
Hall, fullback, figured in both
|.scores in the fourth quarter. Ward
blocked kick on the 20-yard line
and recovered the ball. Two plays
carried the ball to the 87yard line,
from where forward pass. Hall to
kBoyd, produced the touchdown. With
only half a minute to play In the
quarter the big fulIback dropped
back to the 30-yard line and drop
Kicked another goal from the field
Maryland drove it's running attack
hard and had fair success with the
use Of the forward pass. It suffered
mainly from mistakes OF omission
and some of commission. The sec,
londa<ys defense WAS RAGGED at tune
Evening star., 1924-10-12
PRINCETON FUMBLES
GIVE LEHIGH 90 TIE

PRINCETON. N. j.. October Ii
The unusual spectacle of Princeton
University's foot ball squad being
held to a scoreless tie was witnessed
by $4,000 devotees today, when Le-
high fought off the Tigers in Palmer
Stadium.
F'umbles by the Tiger backfield pre-
vented Princeton from scoring. and
with Lehigh close to a touchdown,
all the Tiger strength was demanded
to hold their ground. The loss of
Capt. Stout and four regulars early
in the second half left Princeton
powerless to attack.
Lehigh threatened to score three
times in the second period. The
squad opened up big. holes for it's
backs, and the Tigers found them
impregnable on the defense. Charlie
Prior. Lehigh's hero, outpunted Slagle,
the Tiger quarterback, by 10 yards.
Six times Tiger back dropped the
ball. and only once was it recovered
by teammate. In the first quarter
Slagle ran back punt A. yards to
the 35-yard line. but it was fumbIed,
and Lehigh's right end, Burke, re-
covered. Slagle missed field goal
in the first period from the 30-yard
line that would have won the game,
but this later was Offset by Burke's
missing placement from the 21-yard
line.
Evening star., 1924-10-12
ARMY PLAYS we'll
IN ROUTING DETROIT

WEST POINT, N. z, October IL
Army defeated the University of
Detroit today. 20 to 0.
The Cadets played a much improved
game over last weeks performance
Army got three touchdowns and the
Cadet goal never was threatened.
The Detroiters fought stubbornly
at times, displaying their best work
in the opening period when they held
Army scoreless, but their attack was
weak. Their running plays were
easily smothered and their attempts
at forward passing were poorly
executed.
Wilson and Gilmore starred in the
Army backfeld. Wilson's open field
running was a feature. His 30-yard
dash through a host Of Detroit play
ers put Army in a position to score
one OF its touchdowns Garbisch,
Army's big center, was also a bright
light
Evening star., 1924-10-12
Suzen Breaks Record Beating pad: C. u Opens
FRENCH HORSE is SECOND
IN MILE AND QUARTER RUN
Vanderbilt Celding, Setting Killing Pace to Lead
Field of Eight, Goes Route in 200 As.
Epinard May Come to Laurel.
by The Associated Press.

P
| ATONA, Ky, October -Smahing Kentucky
mile ge1ding,
owned by Mrs w X Vanderbilt H. today vanquished Epnard
the French
before recordbreaking crowd of $4,000
he gedng flashed the length
gallant French ZOO This within
the world record established by the great Wiskboom 10
Sazen oked the mile LBS As clipping fraction of
ond off the track
Epnard strangely enough. he
While
wonderful defeat Working
wood and Mad Play bumped Epinad
from fourth place shot quickly
CLOS Strides