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New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

Tus Fun sHsp is nstionai ins'i. -utf8a eouIu ted bv nsg spapErs of tHs ,5aLfTv- t-Bntiibutl0ns from seaanIs. Tg0t s6ing tbey are 0f siHaI unpublished. and posses sufficient merit. HfH bs paid for at rates vary ug from s1.ga 70 siB.oe. Write on fifs side 0f the isater Oulv and serd sstt contributions 70 the +Fan Shop lsdisof.~ .aIs sI fhs Herald. EhO silI fofWard .issm 70 New fork t'mae opted uaHtis lipts will not ht returned.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
In.Mnnk sgNn nIt.RIE

The 27th and s2Bd degrees scottisb Rites masonry will l,e conferred upon candidates st a meeting in Hartford of the Conneciicut consistory this evening. 4 number of sznd degree Mssons from Nsu Britain plan to at- tend.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
HEARD IN \ ROADSTER

flsatIAb V W 4t lt'F4tlyNi
 Hr You are heavy. oh my darling And your weight will spoil my press Well. you sec the autos crowded And I'm also in distress. We might have caught passing car And 50 been saved from this sad plight.
 II was kind Of them 10 take ns-- Oooh.--thst bump: please hold mo tight!
 You are frctful. oh my darling When you raise m such a fuss. Be contented. you arc houorcd With much more than is your just. There arc men who'd give million For inc chance with which you're
 bicyscd;-- Hold mo tighter. won't you darling And forget about your press.
 Poison Ivy.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
.IrNs r,n.1.ns HuI.

Washington. May s7.--siEnature by T'reaiaent Coolidge nf the Rogers hill. tto-ea as.inr th.. diplomatic and con- er.ia- ssfs ire- was announced today al the White House.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
\ Question of Diplomacy

Bob. How old would you say Peggy is?" back"
 John r. Magncr.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
Facts and Fancies
 BY ROBERT CULLEN

II isn't patriotism that urges a pcdesir rian across the street but hes just as dead.
 And then there are some people who would walk mile 10 bum cigarette from a friend.
 Fable: The doctor left his hypo- dermic ease in his car and 1t was there when he returned.
 You never hear a man knocking his town unless somebody else has all the little grafts nailed down.
 Novcl-writing is a delightful way to pass the time if you have some other way to make n living.
 4 provincial IS any man who feels contempt for people who don't dress and act as he does
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

When a man marries he expects he girl to give up the whole world.
 When a girl marries she expects the man 10 give her the whole world,
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
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i'aeH Aiae -7.--f'se gsuira-y so fha oj'"T+Hs m fa" Itaa ftra ttsiay -H"r af s.rs 8f- ~t. Hsfd af rr"n fer ilis Cssha.ic auI I'foisztan' aitnil,lr.5.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
Mcmbe, .t1rGe A..nc,ared Press.

The, Associated Press l. exclusively entitled to tlte use fuf re-publir alton ut all neWs credited 10 it or not other wise credited Fl in ths papet and also local news pub iished herein
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
,Iinglc..laIlglrs

Any funny, nonscnsical rhyme that will make Fun Shop readers laugh is a jingle -iangle. It must be in two lines. For example:
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

An ape was once chattering gaily in a cocoanut tree about the pleasures of his particular lot.
 "I like Cocoanuts: l get 'em without working; live outdoors in the bright sunlight, and as for the daily dozen, you can't beat swinging by the tail. should worry"
 At that moment a party of hunters, attracted by his chattering, cut short his tale for ever.
 Moral;-No matter what he tells you, don't be an ape.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

The only profitable ad, eftisIuI medium in the City. Circulation huuks and pisss room, always open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

N'H. fire vhi'r-rBiiar i'pgs hatr whitsV ash boys wrIgele a while.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

Nor stsa H'sr mrH have various fDr- fias lun tlIssn 'lua-t include iiIs fact tilai comnfrrTnit s1HB bills are in r:rculatf0H.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

After winter comes the spring; Tonsils hurt like everything,
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
New Britain Herald

HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Issued Daily Sunday ExceIfedI At Herald Bldg. 67 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES. $500 feai.
 s..00 Three Months
 75c a Month Entered at the Post nffire ai New Britain as Second Glass Mail Matter
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

Cows have horns and sheep have wool; Dentists have lot of pull.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

You will undoubtedly contribute funnier Jimgle-Janglcs than these. Address them separately to Jincle- lansle Dopsrtmeit Fun Shop, New Britain Herald.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
TELEPHONE CALLS.

Business osfice ........ q"5 Editorial Rooms ....... BPS
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

The Herald IS on sale dallv in New York at Hotalings News stand, Times Square: Schultz NewA Stand. Entrance Grand Central. 4.nd Street
 Los Angeles. Cal. Arcade Station.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
Member Audit Bureau of Circulation

The A. k. (. IS q national organization which furnishes nsHspapeis aud adveI- tisers with strictly honest analysis of circulation. ouI circulation statistics ale based upon this audit. This insules pro- lection against fIsud m newspaper dis fribution figures to both national and local advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
\ Snnm nf nCnaFtnrc

Beat the drum and sound the tuba Dance the can-can, pat the juba, Kiss mo, kid, I'm off for Cuba,
 Me for the tropical sun.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

Woul3nt it raijse aH aHfui scramble i, maH couldn't bt. nominated EnIess ie had tuo-thirGs uf the oil?
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

Blow the buGle wave the banner, Ring the bell and shout hosannah, 0 you Cuba! Hey, Havanna.
 Land Of the midday bun.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

A hick town is q place where inc banker calls you across inc street to chide you about your overhaul.
 The farmer has ono advantage. lt isn't necessary to look in every direc- ton before he scratches.
 As means Of hasicning repent ance nothing so far has been more effective than dict of husks.
 Fortune favors tho village belle. and in time she gets almost everything cxcr pt a husband.
 liorah has a simple system. He rc- mains in thc public eye by the simple eNpcdicnt of not wanting anything.
 1u good golf weather it isn't SO dif- fcult for investigators to find an executive out as 10 find him in.
 It's just our alarmed poor mamory. but wc cant recall inc list of things ,lagnus Johnson has done for the farmer.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

COrrsfE fhis s.r.ents.. I'm of .bis affernoerJ~ saiI tae i5tslYsuj. and IW b eia5 Go work aith yorr p5ite1 plants t , yu aesir,.."
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

Few m@H wou'd siop In front yf the lingerie windows. however. if there wasn't nice mirror at the back.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

EifH. ir aH tigs=s were trrmi.t.d thsir uan say. Hoa would nerve sY.cia i5z7a n.-uae. fo IIsss
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
 .71aaNSA!!ob ~
 MaXsON HoxlfALL JJDEH
FABIEGRANIS (With q Bow to Acsop) tBy Samuel Hoffcnstein)

A fox vainly trying to reach some gra pes on d vine when a giraffe came along and made a monkey of him. After the giraffe had eaten four or five crates, the fox remarked Those grapes are synthetic"
 Wrong by neck" answered the giraffe, calmly, as he went on ferment- ing.
 oral:-Sour is as sour does.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

trop,rieht 1924. Reproduction
 forfiddrnD.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27

Before maria ace-bushcls of kisses. After ma rria ce-peCks.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-27
TIiuugIitful

Mrs. Wilkens:-"A marriage cer- iainiy changes man. Take my hus- Eaud. for instance. 1ic used 10 offer me q penny for my thoughts and now he offers me $50 to shut up.'
 Hoy Dettman.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02

tiful nature has generously supplied
this country with water. There is
hardly 100 acres i'm this western dis
trict but what has living water on it.
and for those who haven't, they could
take one third the time they spend in
hunting their cattle, horses and hogs,
etc, Ito say nothing Of the time spent
in driving the other fellows stock out
of their fieldsl and dig a fine big pond.
Another big expense to the people is
that Of the stock that is being run over
and killed by careless car drivers
heard today Of fine hog being killed
by car running over it. If this hog
had been in pasture where It belong
ed it would not have happened. SINH
lar accidents are occurring every day.
Fellow citizens, If you are a friend
to the poor man, vote for the stock
law. A farmer.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02
The Stock Law

To the voters Of Randolph County:
In regard to the stock law; | must
say that l am for It. have rented
land for nine years and have made
from quarter to one-half mile Of
brush fence each year for my land
lords.
Az TO the hard feelings II will cause,
all the hard feelings l ever had with
my neighbors has been over their
stock. | have put up their stock a
few times and II caused hard feelings
and if we have the stock law they will
put them up their selves.
What is the first thing the land
lords say when you go to rent land
from them? "we win fix the north
string Of fence when you get moved
and he has never fixed II yet.
Now, let's make him fix 1t the 9TH Of
October by voting for the stock law
think Mr.. James will change his
mind about the canned milk, after he
drinks some pure milk.
We will make short horns and
white-face out Of old Brin on the eth
of October, and then she can't jump
so high. ! am tired running her |
must agree with Mr.. Davis. that when
we get the stock law he will have TO
build his fence like he has stated, in
stead of his neighbors building II for
him.
As TO the fox, wolves and bobcats
! am in favor Of it. l would certain
ly liwke TO exchange my shepherd dogs
for some hounds. ! would rather run
wolves and fox awhile instead OF run
ming old Brin and these chicken footed
hogs. | have had coop Of hogs up
several days.
don't wish to do anything against
the poor widow woman. She will have
enough good neighbors to give her one
cup fun Of pure milk a day. II will
do her more good than one gallon Of
bitter weed water. TO you who are 10
interested over the widow woman she
had better watch your stock or they
viii eat her crops up. Let's remem-
ber these facts Let's make it carry
by 100 per cent.
Respectfully yours,
Jim Jones,
Maynard, Ark.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02
The Stock Law

Dear Editor
i would like TO say a few words in
regard TO the stock law. | am an or
phan and was raised by widow
woman and wasn't raised on much
milk and butter. We had the land but
no pasture and had old Pide and she
ran outside and when it got dry in
the summer she stayed on the creek or
in some ones field until her milk was
unfit to drink. So most of the time
the calf was out with the cows and we
were without milk or were getting IL
from someone who had his cattle ON
pasture.
| think the stock law will help the
widow and renter as much as the land
owners. haven't heard Of any chill
dren going hungry where they have
a stock law, but ! know Of some that
have had some pretty sore feet from
walking the range hunting old Pide
and have known hem to be late at
school when she had wandered Off
about three miles or was in some ones
field. Yours,
A mother.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02

vp0rt las
a minis
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given on
Sentence
Coleman
dependence
ley neigh
ere he en-.
8. Henry
er preach.
ifacturing
ar in the
suspended
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Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02
Johnston Agrees With Davis On
Stock Law

Kind readers, neighbors and voters of
Randolph County:
| wish to write n few words pertain
ing to the stock law that we are to
vote on Oct. Z. l agree with Mr..
Davis on every point he mentioned in
his letter becouse / know from where
abouts | speak l visited my parents
in Scott County, Mo-, some two weeks
ago and we We're looking over the
country and we found that 20 per cent
of the farmers or renters. ! mean,
were without milk and butter on ac-
count the landowners would not sup
ply them with pastures or any place
to keep a COW. They thought the land
was too valuable to not be In cultiva-
tion or producing something and that
is the way we will be here If we vote
for a stock law.
Unless the land owners of all the
land will build or furnish us material
10 -Dullu UP luStuItS Nihi ihSh VIC
will be without milk and butter. And,
as Mr.. Davis said. we have too much
land outside i'm the woods that can't
handily be cultivated to let grow up
and bring more wolves, foxes, and
panthers back in here again.
Now friends, l wish you would con-
slider these few points have mention
ed and think of your tenant while you
are going to the polls to vote. If you
vote stock law you are depriving
him of milk COW. unless you will be
kind enough to make him pasture.
We are not wanting to impose upon
any ones feelings but do ask you to
study about the proposition and on
the 9TH of October vote against the
stock law.
Respectfully,
Lewis c. Johnston.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02
A SPLENDID FEELING
Lewis c. Johnston

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feeling caused by a torpid liver and
constipated bowels can be gotten rid
of with surprising promptness by us
ing Herbine. You feel its beneficial
effect with the first dose as its purify.
ing regulating effect is thorough and
complete. 1t not only drives out bile
and Impurities but il imparts a splen.
did feeling of exhilaration, strength
vim, and buoyancy of spirits. Price
G0c. Sold by Palace Drug Store.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02
The Stock Law
Editor star Herald 4:

Editor Star Herald:
II you viii be so kind as to print it,
l would like to write a few words in
regard to what / consider the most i'm
portant subject that has come before
7, the people Of Randolph county in a
long time. 1t is, whether the little
farm Of the widow, ON which by toll
ing early and late she manages to
make enough to provide the daily
bread FOR her fatherless children, shall
he protected from the ravages of her
neighbors big bunch of cattle that
runs on the outside.
That neighbor will tell you it will
ruin the poor widow to pass stock
law but how much easier 1t will be
for her to keep up a pasture for her
cows than it is to keep her outside
fences so they will turn all the neigh
borhood stock. You will say, fix the
fences" Yes, but it takes money to
buy woven wire and there are others
who are not widows that fail to have
any fence money left in the fall after
their debts are paid and il has been
my experience that the landlord is
generally somewhere else when it
comes time to fix the fence.
We have a widow in our community,
an aged grandmother, and her neigh
bors stock eat her crop every year.
l. want to ask one thing of you. who
are so afraid the widow and orphan
will suffer if we pass a stock law. 1t
is this: Be sure your stock is not eat
ing up some neighbours crop, who per-
haps is not able to make cattle proof
fence.
am living ON rented place and
my neighbor is doing the same and
we agree in thinking the stock law
would be great thing for the renter.
As it is we are always in dread for
fear someone's (not ours) stock will
get in and eat our crop up. Many
night have left my bed and gone to
the back of the field where heard a
bell and knew bunch of cattle were
there, and if j did not go and drive
them off they would spend the night
in my corn.
say the open range is not for the
poor man. 1t is for the man who
owns a bunch of stock and is plenty
able to make a pasture. There are
many reasons why the stock law would
help the man who does not own his
own home and not least is this-he
would soon be able TO buy some land
but he thinks about the money ii
would take to buy wire to fence it
and becomes discouraged. When we
get this law all these old fields will
soon be blooming in cotton and the
wealth of Randolph county will be
greatly increased.
And as to the water question boun-
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02
NOTICE or SALE

Notice Is hereby given that pur-
suant 10 n decree rendered and enter
ed OF record September 2, 1924 in the
Chanccry Court OF Randolph County.
Arkansas, In which Il. ii. Myer was
plaintln aud II. E. Carter and Claudia
Carter, defendants, and Joe $. Decker.
defendant and cross complainant.
against his co-defendants and the
plaintiff, !, as commissioner of said
Court, appointed as such by said de-
cree. will on the 18th day of October.
1924, at the Courthouse I'm Pocahonfas
Arkansas, offer for sale nc public out
cry To the highest bidder upon a credit
OF three months, with approved person
al security and retention OF lien upon
property sold, the following described
real estate and personal property sifu-
ated IN Randolph County, Arkansas,
tO-wit:
All Of Lots One (1), Two (2) and
Three (3) In Block Three ca. and a
part OF Lot Seven %, described as
follows: strip of said Lot No 2
30 rect wide on Spring Street, and cx-
tending northeasteriy to point at
intersection with dividing line be-
tween Lots No and No. z, all of
""fN f'ts ttAhE III iDiDtk no. 1nTco IA
and In the town Of Ravenden Springs.
Arkansas.
And that following the sale of the
above described real estate but at the
aaJ9e place the same time as nearly AZ
nay be, ard If need be 10 satisfy said
decree, l viii also offer for sale tbe
following described property In said
County and State, to-wit.
An undivided one-half Interest T.,
and TO the Bailey and Eye Spring said
Springs being known as the upper and
middle springs, and also a one-haIf
interest In and to the Western Electrie
Light Plant at the Southern Hotel
said two properties will be tbeu
offered for sale as a whole, and n tha
bid therefore equals or exceeds fho
sum OF the two bids for said pronertias
when offered separately the bid for
both properties will be accepted SAID
property will be sold without right ~
redemption Ben +. Mays,
7t' Commissioner.
STAR HERALD WANT .rc
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02

For Sale-Complete set Of black.
smith tools In good condition; 12 II. r.
Witte gasoline engine, corn burrs band
and rip saw, emery stand, good pair
scales. Everything, in good working
order and plant Is making money. A
fine opportunity for a good man. Cash
payment and time on balance. have
to sell on account Of bad health Call
or write, S. II. Ulmer, Biggers, Art.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02
NOTICE TO FARMERS

Notice is hereby given to all who
bought fertilizer from me during the
past season that the notes will be due
Oct. 1st, and must be paid just as soon
as possible. Also all who owe ON re-
newed notes from last year viii please
make arrangements to pay same
promply. The notes are in charge Of
j. d. Wells, az the Randolph County
Bank, and you can pay there.
3 If. Mark Bishop, Agent.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02
"COLD IN THE HEAD"

is an acute attack Of Nasal Catarrh.
Those subject TO frequent "colds' are
generally in a run down" condition.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is n
Treatment consisting Of an Ointment. TO
be used locally, and a Tonic, which acts
Quickly through the Blood on the Mu-
cous Surfaces. building up the system,
and making you less liable to colds"
Sold by druggists for over 40 Years.
r. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02
Warning Order

In the Randolph Chancery UOurt.
Western Tie and Timber Co., plain
tiff
F. w. Amick, defendant.
The defendant, f. W. Amick is here
by warned to appear in this court
within thirty days and answer the
complaint Of the plaintiff, Western
Tie and Timber Co.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said court this 18th day Of September,
1924.
Ben +. Mays,
Clerk Of Randolph Chancery Court.
Schoonover and Jackson,
Solicitors for plaintiff. Cat.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02

For service and quality in oils call
Pierce Petroleum Corporation.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02
To Cure a Cold in One Day

Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE (Toblets). Il
stops the Cough and Headache and works Of the
Cold. Z. W. GROVES signature on each box 50c.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02

STAR HERALD WANT ADS PAY.
Pocahontas star herald., 1924-10-02
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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-12-05
Plan NEW FARM
RELIEF MEASURE
Growers Council Would Have
New Measure Passed
by Congress.

Chieago-The American Council of
Agriculture, composed of representa-
tives of various agricultural organiza-
lions working for the objective which
was the goal Of the McNary-Haugen
bill, ended two-day session here
with general agreement to support
a plan designed to take the place of
the McNary-H augen bill which was
defeated in the closing days of the
last Congress.
Representatives from Is states and
upwards of 40 farm organizations
were in attendance.
In substance, the plan would retain
the export of surplus and equalization
fee features of the McNary-Haugen
bill, supplementing them with an agri-
cultural export corporation of Is men,
composed of the Secretary of Agricul-
ture, the Secretary of Commerce, Sec
rotary of the Treasury and II indi-
viduals to be appointed by the Presi-
dent, one from each of the IL federal
land bank districts after nominations
in each district in bona fide farmer,
livestock and commodity marketing
associations. The life of the corpora
tion would extend to June 80, 1890
The ratio price feature of the Nc
Nary-Haugen bill would be abandoned.
The new plan which is to be drafted
into bill to be introduced during the
the present session of Congress, en-
bodies simplification of the idea in
the original bill and eliminates price
fixing and other features which proved
Objectionable to the last Congress.
The legislative committee of the
council was authorized to draft the
submitted for approval to the Presi-
dents agricultural commission
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-12-05
GIANT LINER IN BAD STORM
Leviathan, King of Seas, Has Rough
Voyage.

New York-Fifteen persons were
injured in storm which buffeted the
steamship Leyiathan throughout most
of her passage across the Atlantic, it
was learned when the big liner ar
rived from Southampton "a hours
overdue.
The Leviathan, largest vessel in
the United States merchant marine,
suffered severely under the storms
lashings, reaching port with many of
her portfolios smashed and with con-
siderable damage to the lower decks.
Captain Herbert Hartley reported that
he had kept the bridge throughout
the entire trip with the exception of
one night. 1t was the worst passage
of his career, he said.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-12-05
Condensed Resume of the Important
Events in the Nation and State.
PRESIDENT COOLIDGE POINTS WAY
FOR CONGRESS- TO REDUCE TAXES
Chief Executive Asks for Economy In Governmental Affairs In
Submitting Annual Budget Message To Congress.



Tuesday:
married in the following
ESTIMATED ESTIMATED ACTUAL
35O6677534
a73743714Oo 67ss4ssoo 5o5366ss63f
fiscal
1926, President
confidence chief
fiscal year
7367O 900 receipts and decrease
additional surplus Of
$175727,0O0
Surplus For
fiscal which
affords index of the limits
expenditures
receipts will
expenditures $30S3S0S This forecasts surplus
On hand anticipate receiving this
principally
$114O00O00
World
closed
$670000O Our aim should be not only
$326737S This indicates surplus of
will s64410O and the expenditures chargeabe
This forecasts revenue
$337434
Appropriations Estimate Hold To Economy Pledge
Elemental estimates submitted for that year.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1924-12-05
BRAZIL BARS THE JAPANESE

Grant Allowing Entrance Is Suddenly
Suspended by Consul.
Tokio-The Brazilian consul has no
titled the Japanese government that
he has been instructed to suspend the
grant of visas for intending emigrants
to Brazil
The foreign office, taken by sur
prise, has instructed the Japanese
minister to Brazil to make report
ON the matter Immediately.
A. Akamatsu, chief of the immigra-
ton section of the foreign office, said:
'1f this notice heralds an exclusion
policy against Japanese the situation
presents itself in decidedly serious
aspect to the Japanese nation"