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Evening star., 1924-01-27

Russians are a lazy people. Such arc
ment a Russian will work harder.
writing a speech or burning down a
synagogue, than any other species Of
intellectual giants"
They are not civilized" I poke.
They do not need to be civilized"
think Nogi. They are reformers."
yet l tell you this" / lay my
cusstard pie richly in oven. IF this
Russia deserve to be fed with spoons
why should Americans (to include
non voting Japanese populations, etc.)
work themselves toothlesS to pay
cash for meal-ticket. cigareet, and a
little bootlick whiskey when suffer-
ing?'
IF everybody think that, then the
world would explode" jamber my
moroon Cousin.
"Pussibly." / swank. Yet even
greater brains than mine think SINH
lar. How bout Hon. Hughes? How
bout Hon. Hoover? Yep also, how
bout Hon. Geo. Bah Baker,"
w no are MIN! naTrdle NoBl.
HE are the Baker who made bread
for Russia when she were too febble
minded TO roll her own" l tell. And
I will announce something. That
American Relief have got out OF Rus
sia because he think 1t time to come
home and relieve America"
Nogi walk 1-3 times around
Kitchen before his brain got cranked
up for another thought.
Togo" he commence. with candy
voice. what good reason you got to-
day for not Reckognizing the Soviate
Govt -
who say don't?" This from me.
"I can recognize q Soviate as far as
can smell him, every jack out of
the box
"Goody," holIa Nogi. IF you think
thusly. there are no reasons why
should not join hands on it."
"On whiches?" I permit
II ask YOU this first" he frework
Evening star., 1924-01-27

on this she probably imagines 1t Is
just a matter of a wk., or a mo. at
the outside, when she will look just
Ike she use to before her mind failed
But she gets q inklinG of the truth
when 5 or 6 mos. iapses and they still
amt enough hair yet to insure any
sort of privacy to the ears.
All and all. they shouldn't be a gal
in the world of any age by this time
but what realizes the truth and a
good many of the right thinking ones
will admit it frankly. But they keep
on getting bobbed or staying bobbed
and their excuse is that they don't
care how they look, but 1t is so grand
to not half to spend all that time
every day combing and brushing and
doing up and etc.
Well gals listen. They's no worse
pest in the world than shaving or
getting shaved every day or every
other day, and if men figured like
you do, that it don't make no diff
ference how a person looks If they
can get out of a tedious chore, why
all we boys would be using our
beard to hold up our sox and you
gals wouldn't speak TO US
RING LARDNER
Evening star., 1924-01-27

do you or do you not reckognize q
Soviate Govt-7'
1T will reokognize it, for axperi-
ment" fetch
"Banzai for Freedom" he war-ory
Then II you recognize that Govt
will tell you what you got TO be-
lieve. Firstly you must stop think
ing that there IS any money In the
world"
"I have. did so since payday" ]
sub & 81.
thing are higher than a, King" he
otter.
AN Ace. maybe?" COO.
mo. You must be serial. When ]
refer to something higher than a
King 1 mean freedom
Freedom from what?" requesh.
Freedom from worry. soap, 10 COM
mandments & other supperstitions
invented by Queen Victoria.
IT listen to that also" 1 renig.
Then you must commence to be-
lieve that you are a brother TO every
body"
ITO Mrs. c. w. Quackmire, for in
stancely?" ] relate.
Her equilly with everybody else"
But she would not believe it when
I told her" / manipulate.
X x X u
"YoU do not need to tell ladies
everything you think about
them" he depose. But listen eggerly
to what else 1 say. When you have
swallowed all those Beliefs and rub
bed your tonsils slightly, I shall tell
you what are most important of all,
if you wish to reckognize that
soviate."
1 rub.
Now get ready to be delighted"
he amplify. Togo. here are the
champeen Belief for you. After all is
finished you must believe in COM
munism.'
What are communism" I snug
gest.
Communism" say Nogi, ARE de-
Evening star., 1924-01-27

reasons and were replaced by sub
stitutes. Capt w. J. Peters at that
time commanded the Carnegie.
Having proven her rugged sea-
worthiness. the Carnegie lost lit
tie time In port and set out upon her
next cruise from New York in June,
1914. For the now thoroughly salty
little vessel that trip was a mere
jump, covering only 1909 nautical
miles. 1t took her, however. TO such
places as Hammer
fest, Norway, and Reykjavik, Iceland.
sighting the white needle peaks of
Spitsbergen on the way. She return
ed to her home port in October of the
same year.
A circumnavigation OF the sub
antarctic was included in her fourth
trip, which began in March. 1915. and
ended with 4 total of T3,o09 nautical
miles at Buenos Aires, in April, 1917.
Here she remained for nine months.
on account of the war. returning to
Washington June, 1918, via Cape
Horn and Panama, in the charge OF
Evening star., 1924-01-27

S. 4 Nd something more" pronounce
"A Cousin Nogi. Because of SO
much falsely poisoned Poppa Gander
the D had been hroadcussed every
where TO make persons think the
Evening star., 1924-01-27
Voltaire's Scheme.

IN France 1t is said that when Vol
taire, who was of a frail appear
ance, reached the age of forty he had
accumulated q fortune of 100000.
but that this money was not earned
from the sale Of his books. The story
is that he made most of it by lend
ing money to needy noblemen.
1t would appear that the astute
philosopher would lend an heir to an
estate large sum on condition that
the heir should pay him 10 per cent
interest on the amount as long as
both of them lived. The heir would
be neither required nor allowed to
pay off the principal: and the agree
mept ended only when Yoltaire died.
Evening star., 1924-01-27

brought a bit of steel with them, and
many is the shiny belt buckle that
has gone down to Davy Jones' locker
at the dictum of the infallable needle.
Even the cooking ranges in the
ships two galleys are of bronze and
copper. The visitor to the Carnegie
is apt to feel that the very extreme
has been reached, however, when he
is shown her auxiliary engine. capa-
Bile of driving her through the water
at a speed or six knots an hour In
calm weather, and informed that 1t,
too, Is made largely of non-magnetic
material. The only bits Of steel in 1t
are the valves. piston rings, cam
springs and cam rollers, the rest
being bronze.
!; x = !:
THE first scientific venture OF the
Carnegie was begun from Gardi-
ners Bay, Long Island, on September
II. 1909, during which she visited
Newfoundland, England. MADEIRA and
Bermuda. covering $500 nautical
miles. She returned TO Brooklyn, y.
Y, on February Z, 1910, and was i'm
Evening star., 1924-01-27
Wallace Irwin s Letters of Japanese Schoolboy.

TO, Editor The Star who believe in
kindness to all dunn annimmles. es-
pecially rattlesnakes.
IN EAREST Sir:-Yestdy my
Cousin Nogi report to my
Kitchen Dept. and observe
me laying another egg in q
very thick cusstard pie for Mrs. c.
w. Quackmire. Sniff-snuff! He make
| a nose like a dog.
Togo" he glib with water on the
mouth, "if that Pie was in Russia
, what would they do?"
They would eat It," dib. land say
that America has insulted them
again"
How boneIessly you talk" he mar
! rate. Now that we have stopped
| feeding Russia, tell me thus. What
! will she do for her three (S) meals
per day."
Maybe she can find another free
boarding house." l peruse. "& If SO
she are smarter than / are"
Russia" corrupt Nogi. have got
something better to do than that. She
! cannot be foreverly thinking about
! bread & butter. No. Her brain must
| be on higher things like vodka, for
instancely, and freedom, and grow
| ing more and better whiskers."
Artists &: Geniuscs sometimes
makes money" depose. when time
comes for hunger why do not Rus
Il hi In ch
! might draw pictures for magazines
or take in washing"
"Washing???" Nogi saw off rapidly.
"Axcuse. please" penetrate.
"Have said something to hurt Rus
sian pride?'
mot exactly" distil NoRt. But you
have used a word which are not in
the Russian language. Nearest word
to Washing in the fluid tongue Of
Muscovy are 'Svillovich' which mean
som ething- to rown- kittens-in.' All.
Togo. you should understand the
great, fat heart OF that country be-
fore making suggestions"
"One earnest thing I know about
it" This from me. Sec. Hughes
were very ok. when he refuse to
give hand-shake TO Russia"
why should he act so high toned
all suddenlv?" require Nogi. Should
not his chin feel brotherhood for all
ur-bearing people in pain? He
should not be so impatient with
Russia He should give her more
time"
eff she had more time what would
she do with it?" l ask to know.
She would do plenty" he deploy.
she would start building more Art
Theatres. more Dynamite Factories,
more Magazines (powder & radically.
With rejulivated eneriy she would re-
sum her great ntl. industry"
What are her great ntl. industry.
If any" l require.
Printing pamphlets" he throw
back. I'm the old-rag shortage OF
.1e22-23 Russia have suffered enormal-
ly for lack OF sif7cient white paper
on which to express herself in ink
From this cause very hard suffering
mas arose In Moscow alone SS4i11s
patriots are dying every week from
heart failure because only two (2)
revolutionary leaflets per day are now
allowed by the Soviato Govt. How
much longer can this last?"
j stand silent on my speechless feet.
x x x
IS 4 Nd something more" pronounce
Cousin Nogi. Because of 50
much falsely poisoned Poppa Gander
the I D had been broadcussed every
where to make persons think the
Evening star., 1924-01-27

tn the editor: A person might
think that IL the conversation
Of ladies and gents, both in
the privacy OF the home and
at gen. social functions and etc. was
limited to . and no hundreds topics
and if these topics was featured
over a period of or yrs. why as L
say a person might naturally think
they wouldn't be nothing left to talk
about in regards TO same and the
topics would be dropped by mutual
consent Of the parties that had been
disgusting them.
A person might naturally think the
above, but If they did they would be
about as near right as some ALL
American teams. You can't stay home
or YOU can't go no place but what at
lease thirds of the evening Is still
devoted yet to a gen. debate on the
2 subjects in question and which has
been in question since somewheres
around the time the u. S. went to
war, namely the subject of prohibi-
tion and the subject of bobbed hair.
Everything has been said that could
be said and yet the interest don't
Evening star., 1924-01-27
Helping Him Along.

Lady, could yer gimme a quartz,
to get where me family is?"
Certainly, my poor man: here's q
quarter. Where is your family?"
"At the. movies"
Evening star., 1924-01-27
Non-Magnetic Yacht, Moored Here,
Has Made Long Trips for Science

Famous Craft,
t h e Carnegie,
Built in Unus-
ual Way in Or
der That it May
Contribute t o
Special Knowl-
edge Instru-
ments Must Be
as Far Re-
moved as Pos
sible From Steel
and Other Met
al w hi h
w Ould Affect
Them.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-28

Some Chinese cities have streets
that are only three feet wide.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-28
INFANT DEATH
RATE IN Big.
CITIES SHOWN
Figures For Fargo, North
Dakota, Also Given, Being
Below General Average

New York, N. Y, July 2s.-In the
city of Fargo, North Dakota, So
children out of every one thousand
born during 1923 died within their
first year. These are figures from
an infant mortality report recently
published by the American CHILD
HEALTH Association, New York
City, of which Herbert. Hoover is
president.
Statistics for Fargo appear with
the data for cities within the Death
Registration Area of the country
outside of the Birth Registration
Area. The state of North Dakota
as whole has not yet been added
to the Birth Registration Area of
the United States, which comprises
only 30 states and the District of
Columbia nor to the Death Regis
tration Area. 1t is only within the
Birth Registration Area that the
collection of birth records is of
sufficient accuracy as to be recog-
nized officially by the United
States Bureau of the Census. The
figures outside of the official birth
record area has been gathered dir
| ectly from state and local author
tiles and are presented by the Am
erican CHILD HEALTH Association
for. comparative purposes.
The average infant mortality rate
for the eighty-one cities within the
Death Registration Area included in
this report is 9O.4 as compared with
70, the average for all the cities
with more than 10000 population
within the Birth Registration Area.
St. Louis, Missouri, with rate Of
70 ranks first among cities of more
than 100000 population within the
Death Area outside the Birth Regis
sration Area, while Seattle, Wash
ington with record of 40 holds
similar position among Birth
Registration Cities. Carthage, Mis-
souri,, with record of q has the
lowest infant death rate for cities
within the entire Death Registration
Area outside the Birth Registration
Area. Santa Cruz, California, and
Winchester, Massachusetts,, in the
Birth Registration territory rival
this record with rate of 20.
I The statistics issued by the Am
erican, CHILD HEALTH Association
constitute an annual report design
ed to- interest the entire country in
the reduction Of infant mortality
and the necessity for birth regis
tration. The association is anxious
to see other states enter the Birth
Registration Area for it feels that
j complete record Of births and
deaths is an essential part of any
child heath program
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-28
WOMAN BADLY
INJURED WHEN
HIT BY AUTO
Mrs. George Coleman Seri'
ously Injured on Down
town Street Today

Mrs. George Coleman, aged So, 221
South Fifth street, formerly resi-
dent of Steele, was badly injured this
morning when she was struck by an
automobile driven by Miss Violet
Jones of Drake, North Dakota, at the
corner of Main and Fifth streets. The
accident happened about II a. m.
Mrs. Coleman was taken to the Bis
marck hospital and soon thereafter
to the operating room. Her daugh-
ter said that one side of her face
was badly lacerated, that it is fear
ed she will lose the sight Of one
eye and that she suffered bruises
about the head.
Sheriff Hedstrom, Chief of Police
Martineson and States Attorney AL
len investigated the incident, inter-
viewed witnesses and took photo
graphs and measurements. One af-
fidavit signed by three persons, VIM.
Johnson, James Quick and Mack Jen-
kins, said they saw "a car going
east N Main street, that truck
was going north on Fifth street, that
lady was walking north on the east
side of Fifth street, that the truck
stopped before it reached Main
street; that the car with two ladies
in it crossed Fifth street on Main
street going east; that they did not
hear the horn blow on any car; that
the lady walking went off the curb
on Fifth street, going north; then she
went back, and did this several times
and then left the curb again and the
car struck her and knocked her down.
The driver of the car seemed to
try to dodge the lady walking"
Another affidavit was signed by
John Olson and read somewhat SINH
lar .- .s
Mrs. Coleman was on her way to
work at the time, she having worked
at various places. Mr.. Coleman is in
Florida and Of the nine children
in the Coleman family, seven are at
home here. Five children are boys
and four are girls. -..s
Miss Jones was said to be much af-
fected by the accident. Her mother,
Mrs. W. H. Jones, was with her at
the time.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-28
CAN'T DRIVE HIS n
CAR TILL 1925

Fargo N. d.. July 2S.-Ernest
Barr of. Valley, City is prohibited
from driving q motor vehicle until
Jan. /, 1925, under a sentence by
Judge A. 4. Cole in district court.
A, 90 day Jail sentence was sus-
pended when Barr paid a SIS fine.
He was charged with driving
while under the influence Of
liquor. -, ~ !,
Pat Owens Of Valley CITY, ar
rested with Barr and held as q
material witness, was released
after Barr pleaded guilty.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-28
HEARING is
POSTPONED

Chicago, July 28.-The United
States Railroad Labor Board post
poned until September 8. further
hearings on the controversy between
engine operatives and the western
carriers. -
The postponement' came on the
initiative of the board in order to
allow the carriers additional time to
prepare statistical and historical
data involved in the controversy on
rules. EA ~
There was no representative of
the labor board involved before the
board today.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-28

son returned to his home this mcrn-
ing, police said. Enraged, Anderson,
with a pistol, shot Mrs. Priebe as
she sat in chair and then through
the back as she fled from the house
for help.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-28

Anderson then went into the bed
room and fired two shots into his
own body.
Mrs. Priebe had two and half
year old daughter. Anderson had two
sons. II and 9 years old.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-07-28

- ~ $50 : !
Business
Let us look at three-ring circus and mar
VEL Here are literally hundreds of people,
hundreds of animals, and more paraphernala
than you find in small-sized factory-all on
the move. -
Here is complete city, set up every day in
a strange place-giving parade and two
performances - taken down, packed away,
loaded on a train, moved to another city and
set up again.
Any business can learn something about
efficiency from circus.
Take the "24-hour man" as one example.
The ''24-hour man" goes one day ahead of
the circus. He contracts for all the food for
this army of performers. He arranges to
have local bakery deliver Bread he buys
vegetables and meat; he buys tons of hay for
the horses and elephants.
The "24-hour man" sees the city officials.
He arranges for license; he arranges for
water, piped to "the lot" sometimes he ar
ranges for electricity, he sees that "the lott
itself is clear and ready for occupancy the
next day.
Then comes the circus. All it has to do is
go to "the lot" set up, give it's parade and it's
two performances.
If it were not for the "24 hour man" the
circus itself would stand fair chance of vast
ing it's time and spending it's energy running
down and taking care of the details which one
man handled so efficiently the day before.
r
Does Your Business Need "a Hour Man?
The "24-hour man" of business is printing.
Printing takes care of thousand details
which would otherwise fall upon salesman.
Printing thus helps your statesmen wheth-
er they are in retail store or travelling ION
the road" It enables your statesmen to per-
form as they are intended to perform by
bringing in sales.
Without printing, any salesman must waste
time in explaining your policy building con-
fdence explaining the merits of merchan-
removing obstacles to buying, from the
purchasers mind
With printing, you can do these things for
your salesman.
IN That's just one advantage of printing. Let
us tell you more of them
Bismarck Tribune
Company ll'l' !,
PHONE 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-09
FASCISM PLANS
TO EXPAND
Pushing North Into Bavaria,
Saxony and Prussia

BERLIN. June German fas.
olsm Is planning to push over farther
uorthward from lis birthplace ia.
,arla. until e conquers sazopy and
Prussia.
Il made considerable poSgrcss IN
this direction with "neutscher Tag
demonstration in Halle, the once
''rcd heart Of Germany lIaving
succeeded IN hlufflng tho government
iato permitting the demonstration.
while forblddlng labor's counter
shows. and having seen how well u
''roi away with Il" fascism now IN
tends TO visit Germany with more of
rs public exhibitions.
Incidentally. Il should be pointed
out that German fascism "a vastly.
different thing than tho Italian
variety and quite another proposition
than the so-cslled fascist movement
N the United states The German
brand Is largely rowdyisnl largely
the outpourlnE OF "A swelledheaded
mistaken and mlslcd idea that Ger.
many wasn't defeated In the war and
that Il Is again about ripe Tor a
..saisor" empire aud new war.
Il has been called playing M
soldiers There IS much IN this
iiea.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-09
How the 40-Mill Bill
Proposes to Cut Taxes
It's Another Attempt to Do What Men
Have Been Trying for Years

money seem 10 like the present sys-
ten OF taxation. n raises SUFFICIENT
70 pay salaries and amy other Incl
dental expenses
But The latest prospective relief
offered Is contained in Initiative
Measure 40. 30. popularity called the
"io-min hin Petitions are now IN
circulation 20 put this on tho ballot
al the fall election. and u might be
well 10 look Il over.
According 20 tho titlc IL Is an
act 20 regulate taxation on real ~.
tate and personal property. hmiiing
the rate thereon,
This to-nill measure would limit
the aEErrgute taxes that could hc
levied by state. county, city, town
or school district. on all real estate
and personal property In any year
10 90 mills. or IA commercial Ian
FuaSc. 20 50 on tho hundred II II
now nearly double that amount
IL also provides that the assessed
valuation shall be- so per cent OF the
true value Of tho property taxed,
This is 20 be- distributed a. follows;
The state gets mills. the county
and school funds. 10 mills each, and
the cities and towns 10 mills
There arc three provisions at
iuched.
\ county may levy u dlEtrict tax,
in tho regular way. Tho state. coun.
~. school district. town or city may
levy an additional tax 20 pay inter
est OF principal on bonds Issued. or
20 pay interest or reduction on war
rants already outstanding
or any county. school district.
town or city may levy n tax az ans
rato by a special election at which
three fifths OF the voters voting
favor H. Tho time and manner OF
calling such election are specified
There are no further provisions IN
the measure. II the men who spend
the tax money do not have sufficient
they will have 10 provide ways and
means Of raising Il.
II T. generally understood that this
would 30 done by an occupational
tax law. II II agreed that there arc
lot OF doctors. lawyers. dentists.
real estate dealers and many other
professions and vocations that DO
not pay any graf amount Of the
taxes. This would seem 10 be a good
place 10 let them In.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-06-09
Seattle Lighting
Company
End Those
GasAttacks!

Don't suffer another day from the dIs.
irersing effects OF Ess in your stomach
and bowels. Get rid Of that bloated,
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eas.
Step into any first.ciass drug store
and ask for q package OF Eopa Gas Tab.
let's. Take before and after meals. and
REQ what a wonderful difference they
make. You1l know right away that you
have found exactly what you need to
forever end those awful gas attacks No
ionger viii YOU DO bothered with dag
ger-liise pains in tho heart region. due
10 gas. You viii bo able 10 cat what
you IKE without fear Of suffering after
wards.
Eoya Gas Tablets arc guaranteed 10 bs
nssoIdiely harmless, pleasant 20 take,
ard FREQ from Objectionable odor. You
can got liberal package for 400. Bold
~ Seattle NY B1fteIl Drug stores, or any
otior rood druggist. Bocricho e liunyon
o., Hiffs, San francisco. --AdYorllSe'
mcnt.