The Coconino sun., 1924-05-23

saw the ocean for the first time. He
visited the beach and saw them all
bathing. He decided he wouldn't take
a chance in the ocean, but got pail
and asked one of the life-savers how
much he would charge for the pail
full of water. The man sized him up,
then told him % cents. Ikey took
the water to his room. Next morning
when he came out on the beach again
the tide was out about hundred
wards. "My gosh!" the jew exclaim-
ed, "What a business you are dom
DIR. F.. S. Miller heard man com
plain bitterly as the train pulled out
Of Grand Canyon the other day be-
cause he was sitting with his back
to the engine. Finally his wife, oc-
cupying the seat facing him, exchang-
ed with him.
The train pulled off the < and
the man found himself again with his
hack to the engine. Again he
grunlbled, protesting that he could
not ride backward. Again his w1Ie
changed with him. Then she said:
"When YOU die / am going to bury
Won face down. Then you won't nave
to travel backward"
Tom Rees declaims that man, YER
ilv. is born of woman, is OF lew
davs and full of microbes. He mop
Meth out of bed and his foot is pierc-
ed by the tack Of disappointment ne
slideth down the banister OF ll1e anu
encountereth many slivers OF torture:
He sliupeth upon the banana peel OF
had investments and unjointeth ms
credit. He places his roll on the
brown mare and the sorrel geldings Z
winneth by neck. Verify, say
Tom insists, 'srnan is a freckle upon
+ba face of the universe, and Dun-
ION On the toe of time, for gout, cali-
blains, distemper and taxes are Win
us yet"
uRemember the teakettle," says
Ben Doney, cheerfully, always up
to its neck in hot water, but stili con-
tinues to sing"
Buck Taylor gives the Following
advice to gardeners: n
To keep the chickens from scratch-
mo IN the seed, plant about three
feet deep and cover with concrete.
You can plant your radishes now
! .Tia the seed in neat punches OF a q
half dozen. so that the radishes VIII
grow in nice little punches all ready
for market. Practice will make per-
feet. -.
If onion sets are dipped in soiu-
luton of limburger cheese and am
lmonia before planting, the plants will
have stronger growth:
/ All planting should be done JUS
before a rain. There are plenty 9, q,
people about Flagstaff who can tel
YOU Just when it's going to ram
and that's a good time to keep the
seed in the house.
If YOU should by chance get your
radish seed and your turnip seee
rnixed. YOU can easily tell which Is
which by planting both and waiting
until they come up.
What do you take off last Wher
you go to bed?
MiIt Powers has been over in Los
Angeles quite spell and has got Sc
world-wise, sophisticated, unprovlncia
and SO on, we sprung it on him, be.
cause it was problem that troubled
us sore. Milt answered it just a.
quick as flash. Il take my toes
off the floor last" he said.
q Leighton Cress asked his dad:
I Daddy, why does my hair grow
so much longer than yours when yours
has grown so much longer thar
mine 2"
i A fairy story: Once upon time
man gave his wife more money thar
she could think of ways of spending
in one week.
The End.
Auto Hint: Wear a large hat IN
stead Of cap. A hat will protec
your ears as you go through tn
windshield.
When asked to state who wrote ''Loy
and Laughter
Evasively he said, Il don't haughter
i The riddle of the Sphinx
Is an easy mark, methnx,
\ leave t'other for the great here
aughter"
JAKE THOMAN
There was a Young fellow name