The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-12-02

peii'oTH and go many passenger
travelling in dunglaa balloons That
never wuuh SCI back 90 heaven
ga iust Keep nyiug iu circles like an
700 owl disturbed iu a bara
/ TITS horribly iuronyrulent 20
travel Z think" struck IN young
Allan Haycz. who had never done
amy travelling 10 speak or"
z And painful Eddie smith added
'tappy. yuull have 10 be yacciuated
and SIT shot with tho typhoid and
pantyphcii prophylaAiu
Wont neither. I've had
smallpox and typhoid fever and
I'm an immune. I've been vac
cinaird once a week Zoe 10 weeks.
until finally I had 10 quit 60 e..
cape nn endurance contest be
tween the doctor and me. was
afraid he'd use corrosive subj
mate on me In an effort 10 win
In all probability you have e.
capped only 10 be killed by a rick,
shaw in japan
No hope, Eddie 4 japanese rick.
shaw man doesn't move fast enough
20 kill anybody iie operates entire.
by on time and not a distance basis
I'm taking my native son Chinese
valet with me and he'll protect me
lie never lets himself get from
\ clrayer and he's always mixed up iu
a tong war IN san Francisco.
There's "a $1,000 blood money out
on his fool head right now and he's
hiding in my basement until the ship
sails. That's tho rcAi reason why I
decided 20 travel I've got 20 get
fong away until tho Chinatown
iqnga sign an armisticc. When they
find they can't murder Fong they'll
dix up a substitute and what tho cye
doesn't sec tho heart doesn't Erieye.
Seriously. however. speaking Of
this lure % Tar distant place. u my
opinion that anybody who hasn't so,
. q b. suffering frYm drmen,ias prac.
cox. and anybody who dOrau't yield
10 o Is the proprietor OF an inferior
/. ity complex
Il had u AZ ~ years o, age and
when I told my father about my de
sire 70 rcp tho world he told me Il
was alI rocks and dirt. wherever one
went, and - discouraged me until I
was rs.
Then I shipped az cabin hoy on =
I tour,legEcd batkentlnr aud went.
around Cape Horn Two been 10 the
I Orient once and 20 Europe half al
dozen times but suil u has never
been my luck 10 have time enough
completely 90 loop tho loop. II has
leti me with an unsatisticd ycaruius
10 sec tho things Joseph Conrad
writes about
From early boyhood I've wanted
10 see a real pirate and I hear they're
a. prevalent az motor.cnr bandits on
tho Upper NanEtrc Kiang ryer aud
IN Hong Kong hhrbor. I want To
meet one % these homhrcs face 90
face and have my own private China.
man toll him exactly what ! think
Of him
/ 'Cappy, Ulysses Grub charged.
You arc the victim Of a rrpressod
desire. You have tho nomadio Ia.
stlnct and you've conquered it,
Been too busy conquerlnE 10,
% you horse thieves along the Street.
/ Ulysses"
The possession Of the nomadlo In.
Htlnci. otherwise known as the hot or
wandering foot Is n sure sign Z
pyschopaihlc infsrioriiy. 40 a noted
alisnist informs me-" young Mr.
Hayes informed tho company.
Il always knew you were more
or less OF nut, young Teller.
Nuts and aliealsts flock together,
Of course. Well. admit I'm
crazy to travel-alone. All OF
my life fve been travelling with
business men or Sightseeing
shopping women.
I've never had an opportunity TO
sneak quietly into n city where there
were enough Americans 10 form
Rotary club, without having 70 dc.
liver my moth.catfu speech on the
future OF the American mercantile
I marine
I'm tired earning iuncheona that
way. I'd rather buy them outright.
This time. however. 20 abroad
az Alden Kicks, missionary. I'm 20.
Ing 10 cit on deck and read Bible
and on sunday I'm going 10 sing
Tho Sweet Bye and Bye louder than
all tho other passengers combined.
when folks nsk me IN I'm amy
relation to Cappy Kicks IN answer.
merely. that wc spranE from tho
Same family trco but have never been
nblo to get nlong with each other
worth n cent.
IAN OF my life I've been an ardent
trapshootcr I'm going to tako 10
barrels OF clay pigeons and my guns.
set up trap on tho forccastio head
and enjoy some private practice.
/ When weary Of blue rocks IN prac.
tlse on flying fish. I'm going 10 SEQ
tho world, not ms "a tourist, but as n
student OF human nature"
"Cappy" Mr.. Rodcll declared
earnestly. don't do It. BY tho timo
you've spent couple OF months in
Oriental hotels built by EngiIshmcn
TO celebrate tho birth Of Queen Vie.
tort and never changed since out
OF respect 10 the dead. by the time
you've poisoned yourself with Eng.
lish.madc coffee and your heart IL
breaking for the sight OF just ono
small head OF green lettuce YOU
know VIM not I'M your system with
vile diseases, you'll be coming UP
New York bay. unable to see the
statue OF Liberty thru your tears"
Let him CO. Ulysses Grub
counseled. after he's seen Europe.
Asia, Africa. Australia and South
America, he'll realize that the cont.
ncnt Of North America Is Gods