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Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11
|ostIoepartcmentti tmottannt tap.
pipta.

SSalbington. - ylipoStimestari
ytelpn ballitutielle eiitt1nl1st1 er.
perttien laatimasta ielostnfiesta il.
menee, ettd postioepartementti tl,ot.
ii tpuoben 1923 aifana tappiota Id.
! 5ennldtli 40 nliljoonaa ooIIaria.
enenlpi fuin puoli t6stG Illmmasta
lanfeon toiien laofan postin olalle,
jobon tliul,u ionomaleboet ia aifa-
fauiileb6et.
Sartastils toinlitettiin ieilaotin
madrapficn mpltaiiesti tarfoitufleIIa
fdpttad iitd postipaImeliioioen pal
fanforotuslafiebootlfien pbtepoes.
ID ia ilneni iiit6 eta ainoastaan
eniiIuofan posti ia poStitalletusoias
to tliotti ipoittoa.
ylipostimestari gsem tl,lee ebbot.
talnaan postitaffoien forottamista
lis,ltasuastifin ieuranpan iunnnitel.
man m,,taiiesti:
Toinen luoffa: 2iiGtG 12 ientti1
paunaIta ilnloitufiille eniim1iiesi1
ia toiieSia mpobpffeesiG (5one) ia
"a icnttiG pallnalta foImannesla
ppobpffeesiG.
&olinas ll,offa: SiirtG1 neli1n.
teen luoffaan faiffi pli faboeflan
,insiia painaipat.
Nelias lilofta: Uleinen Iii1ps pa.
tettipostitafioisia paitallisiaosia ia
muilla mpobpffeiIld. teboen. tGnl1m
hiofan arpioitu liidps $50, 900.
Raflu,t,is- ia risisteerausmafioia
,nposfin il,unnitellaan forottaa.
DlipoStimestari Nem nirnittGG e.
6ellGoleipaa ielostusta ai,,oastaan
toIifeiffoia etiiudfii ielostifiefii,
josia tafioien forotuS- ia nui,tos.
ebootiifiet otpat main pelffi1 juun.
ritelnio.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11
llnii esfimubeimo l0pbettp Ypbiois
GanaSaSta.

Sontoo. - 3apteeni benut MoS
lnltsfn, tansfalainen loptoretfeiliiG
lofa on asten palannut totiin foIme
lpuotta festGncelt1 tutfinluSrctfeltG
ionfa ban OH tebnDt @ronlannin /.
t1pobjoista ranniffoa pitfin ia tul.
feni,t iitten 9llasfaan, fulfien noir
10000 mailin initiation matfan fol
ralpallatollla, fertoo talpannecnio
&ing Williams 2ano nimilellG a.
lueella oubon esfinlorooun, iota ia.
notaan Netiilec.
Ianlan beimon iiiienet, iamoin
tuin toistenfin tintemattomilla ma.
paieilouilla aiuipien beimoien jGie.
net. ottalput ipaimon itleIleen rpos-
tamdllG naapureistaan ia fantaipat
iitten mloren ,paimonia ionnefin
fpridfeuohfle. Tdten on llonnoIliies
II ieurauflena eIGm1nifGinen mtba
eri ii,fujen fesfen. Scum Masmusie-
min retfifunta ioapui alaiealle, tapa.
iitpat be fieua uinoastaon naiiia.
Ruiffi beimon miebet oIapat billion.
tuneet ia malmiina bpoH1Gm61n
"tpalfonaanlain" finppuun tubotaf-
ieen beistd iotaiIen. gsaiiet itiestI1n
olituat ma:n bpoffdpfien peitteenG.
SeillG oil mddrG ontaa main merf.
II, min iilloin pitt tafaafGiin tebtG.
man bpoffdps retfifunnan iGienten
nisfaan. aun &asmusienin iouffo
baiomaii tdmdn idttiipat be naiiet
alalleen ia Idfiiu6t etiin66n miebia
niioen piilopaifoista ia iitten masta
fln retfifunnon miebet iGttiiuGt o.
ieenia fauetuinafli, t,,liipot esfimo.
ien miebet eiille ne,,1pottelemaan.
Want alf,iaiuftaista eiipGt olleet
ennen fosfaan nGbneet "tualfonoa.
MALTA" niebiG.
@asmusien iuafuiitti ett1 uieam.
pia retfitaintia hillaon iGrjesta-
maan nditten alueitten tiitfimista
warten EanSfan Canadian ia yb-
bDsmaltain pbteistoiminnan aipiIId.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11
suonIeIl uutiiia
SietOiauafiria Ob. Iopettan.t toi
inintnnIa.


Sietoianafiria Dp., ionfa 10. 1905
perllstilpat 8erner S0beritrom Sp.
ia belsstannusoiafepbto Otapa pda
aIiaIliiesti iluren iuomalaiien Sic.
toianafirian iultuifemista martcn ia
iofa len idlteen on tlistantalnit pal.
Jon mus,tafin arpofasta firialliiuut.
ia. m. m. fi,uiioiaiien Maailmanbis
torian, tilee npt Intfa,ittamaan toi.
mintania, fosfa mime rpuoiiem TO.
fenus on oioittatpl.t, ettd fustan-
nustoimihta npfpd6n fannattaa OH
noastaan Jos iitd toimitetaan lao
iaSia mittafaatposia.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11
.sSSmiebelIG $1,000 eiiliina.

Wsife 8ee5olla, yoitngstoipnisid,
Ohio, oil faboesta ipdrilliiestd pa.
peristo pboistettp picni eIHiina fun
ban of terdstebtaosia tposio. Epon.
iobtaio buomaii tdrnGn ia ianoi ettG
tho eiiIiina oil faboesta tiibonnen
ooIlarin Iibertp bonoista ia ilmoitti
aiion tpirostoIle. Sitten tuIi iImi,
ettd Mifc of fob6en finpponinio
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11
RetallifaimOsteolliinns Ybbbswal
loisIa.

Obogsipaltain mctallifaiipoSteol,
liiui,besid oil 10. 1928 tposlG faif.
fiaan 1929 niest1, liten II pro
ienttia enernmdn fuin 10. 1922, il.
moittaa Observation-Disclosures as.
fettdin paattpneen tilastolliien nut
fimufien ntufaan. Samalla ajalla
tebtiin tpotG 36,559,SO5 tpolptcroa
eli 25 proienttia enemmdn f,tin e.
oelliIet,G ioiotena.
Seuolemalla pddttpneioen fai1pos-
onnettomimifiien ilbbelufu oil luuon
na 1928 pienenpi f,iin miIloinfaan
enner rnaan teolliiiusbiStorion ,nu-
faan, nllitta louffausten iuboelllfu
oioitti baiomattmpoa i,,urentumista.
eSotaista titbatta metallifatpostp6-
'ldistd f,ioli tapaturmdiiesti 3.0t
u,iest1, lastettuna 800 tpopGitpGG
fli,,tin mieben fesfitaiofii tpuocesio. I.
lollffansten ii,b6e oil 725 tubatta
miesti fob6en. @mnen ipuotto 1923
oil alin tapah,rmien faiitta iirman
ia iaaneioen fi,bSelrf,, metallifai-
tuosteolliii,uoesia ipuonna 1921.
iolIoin ie merfittiin 800, ia for
fein fpitonna 1911, onen iilIoin
4.45.
Raiffiaan Iai ilrmarid ,puooen
1928 oialIa lnoan metallifaimon-
noisIa 367 miestG, oIlen enemrnGn
taiffa ipGbemman lonffamltlneioen
hifu famaIla aiollo 1865 ,niestG.
@aitposonnettomuufiien Iufu oioitti
,pabentbnistG entiieen perraten rau
To-. flllta. ia bopeafairponnoisio,
n,,ttu iuirentumista fupari-, lpiipe
ia iinffifoiaponnoisia ia IL profer,t.
tia mdallittcuisia faipannoisia.
9uren,i of Mines iuiraston tilas-
tollisten losfelmien mnfaan iobti
faitponnoisia tpuonna 1923 iottu-
neista onnettomui,fiisto 367 to.
pausta fuolenoan 20 t6pbelliieen
eIinifGiieen fbofDnbttonppteen, .ft4
oiittaiieen pDipipGGn tpofpippttombp
teen, 1851 p1Iiaifaiieen tpofpippt-
tomppteen. festGen ie enemmGn filin
IA pGtpGG, 24,59S faipostapatur-
Hloa jobti Ipbptnitaiieen tpofptpppt-
tonppteen, ale Ia paipan ojafii
Tapat,,rinien aibeuttajat oIiipat
erilaiiia. pGGalialliiesti fttpien p,s
toanniiet faiiposten fatoista ia ieiniI.
ia, oorin fuletus. rdidbobsaineet ia
# a,,ffotbiM tmanteilta jn
miilta paifoilta. Yienempid tapa-
h,rrnia iaipat nlposfin aifaan fai.
oosbiriien f,Ietufiet ia poifoiIleer
,iettamiiet, tpofalut ia pora,ts.
&ofo,aiiin,besiaon oioitti mime
tpStpuooen tointinta faipannoisia
ii,iirempoa tpirfepttG faiitta moan
iperrattima e6elliieen p,,oteen. ioten
on merfille pa,taipao fuolemanta-
paiifiiin iobt,iipien tapatl,rmien,
ioista ppiptpainen tpottompps oil
ieairaiiflena. - s. 6. s. @.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11

fansio, iotfa faiffi oIiipot nIfomoa,
Ioiiia, Iortdnpt penioifosta $780,.
600 oriposto 2ibertp bonoeia. iotfa
rostuot oIiiuat iinne fdtfeneet ros.
ipottuaan ne tSpringboron, ga
ponfista ndmd Ioptdidt eitpdt fdfit.
tdneet nii6en arfuod.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11
0iiftaita malmil5ptSia 9iaotiisia.

Enotialaiiet arfeologit oipat ipii.
ne te,an .aifana tebneet illtren ioi
ION inieIenfiintoii;d inuinaisIoptoi1,
! jotfa tltIclpat buomattmpalla tmual,
q malaiicmaan pobjoismaiben mui,
laiSbistoriallista eI1m1G. s2. nj.
~ lopoet9 folme l0nliicn huron
ioa, jotfa lasfctuon oIe,uan non
1900 puoOcn if1iiid. IiiGfii aleita,
tpofalllja ia iolpiastio!ta fimifauoen
aioilta. bautatannioitc, pronsl.fir.
lpeito, mieffoja n. NJ. pronsiifauocn
nifuiiia eiineita, aitaiiemman rolita.
faroen aifuiiia tpofaluja. f,tIto, ia
bopeaoristeita, joita en- ii,uita mili.
naisjdtteit6, ioilla toifiIla tulee o.
Iemaan hiiiri mer.itps ml,inaisbis.
torialliien el6mGn t,,tfimiiesia.
Niisid fai1postoisi1, ioita. on toi.
nlitettil ipanban @isbpn Iuona, OF
iaatu eiille faiipetl,fii apanba tpopa.
ia, josia josfus nl,iinaiiulloesia or
ipalmistett,t eiineita l,nlSta. Sielto
lopbettiin biripien ia fu,iriiben far
mia, ioiSta n,,ii,tansot oli,pat puoIi.
tefoiiia. len Iiidfli iartuieiineitG. sfu.
ten ii,fia, meitiid, y. M. 9saita eff
Meta pioetadn ,iiioremman ra,ltn-
fa,toen aitaiiiin. Wposfin on tarpat-
III mi,istoien fesfiajolta, iolloin
&isbp of f,lfoistufIena buipuIla.
8iimeiiin l0pto tdIi6 oialla on TO.
tiafmariumi, iosia ipanbat ipisbp-
ldiiet mabtimiebet ia fauppiasr,,b-
tinaat i6ilpttitpat faloja, ioita baIu
iiipat erifoiiesti = berft,ipopoilleen.
Sdbdn faaffa on fit,iii t,ioIlaisto
afipariimia 10 Iopbettp.
2aboImin jei,6uilta on lopoettp
i,turempi iouffo pronsiifauben al.
f,iiia nr,inaisi6tteitG. gse o,pat al.
fafanoelta 15OO--10OO ,puotta en-.
men npfpiien aianlasfumme olfuno.
Wainittafoon main fafii ialfaa pit,
I'd, faunis pronsliinieffa. faflia bieel
noSti ipalmistettuo pronsiimoljao,
joistn toinen on a jalfaa IGpin1ita.
ten. rluiiin faipoustoibin on rpbopt
tp- Srelleborgin ia Snlsterbon tpd.
lillG, mistG 10 so tpuotta iitten lop
oettiin iouffo pronsiiiia firipeit6 b.
M. eiineitd ia misid oootetaan ui,,
Tia 1pield bnripinaiielnpio mninoiss
Ioptoid.
Biifinfiaioiltafin on tebtp b,,o-
mattoipia IoptoiG, iotfa tooistapat
miten laaioilla oloilla i,dnld n1i,i-
naiiet rllotialaiiet Iiiffuiipot rposto.
retfill1an. Sfnnesia on n,ii,ian
nlaanipi!ieliid maata faiipaesiaan
IoptGnpt 2,037 bopearabaa. Suurin
ola niistd on englantilaiiia raboia
@tbelreb lin aialtd (98S--1O16).
gp1ilemGttG miio6osta1pat ne Dian
iiitd iaaliista, ionfa ipiifineit rbos.
tiipdt jollain retfellG1n fun f1ipitp1t
teruebtimGsia iilloiiio, engIantilai.
ia. @ofoelmasNu loptpi nrbosfin ir.
lantilaiiia, iafialaiiia ia arabiolaiiia
roboia. gdiSen rabojen Ioptpmi.
men tobistaa taiinfa IaajoiIIa aIoilla
ipanbat ruotialaiiet rpostoretfeilijat
liiffltiipat ia fi,into fa,ifoisten mai.
ben fansia ne olitpat pbtep6esiG. I'd.
bdn iaaffa on Stiiotiisia Iop6ettp
IGbeIle 10000 arabiaIaista roboa.
Biiuleinen Iopto on tebtp @oSerman
lanbisia. = s.. 6. 3. @.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11

8iime mtaanor,taina, feIIo 10 al.
faon aanlilla tapobtiii eniimdinen
ponffirosmons MiIuoufeesia Bis.
9itiii oiestettua rosipoa tuIitpot
Nortbtpcstcr NotionoI ponffiin, ISi.
ipGt fosionboitoian, Sarrp ". Sig.
manin, taiiittontafii ia fomeniitpnt
toilet panfisia oIleet benfiIot ieiio.
moan ieinG6 ipasten fabet fobotettit.
ma, iolloin iofu rosuoista fofoii
ponfin raboia ia aripopopereita.
@stpot iaiipot iaaIiifieen $4,000
rabasio ia $2S4,200 bon6eisia.
@ospot pddiiip6t pofoon.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11
8iljaidili0 ia laiba
palanut

Snntemattomalla taipoIla alfnnIa
laam.t tnllpalo tefi $5O0,0OO mo-.
biuaon.
Siistai.aanitna ipttpi tlilipalo
Grant Trunf iuiIiaiaiIiosid Yort
Suron'isia, Wsicb. ia biwtti wiIia-
lailion, iosia oil pilioa 100000
bnibelia, iefa miljaidilion ,pieresfd
olleen rabtilaiman "glleranber
Maitlanb'in" iofa oil Iastattuna
obrilla. 8abinfo arpioiooan moufe.
man $5OO,OOO.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11
Snumalainen rabtilai,ua baafiirif'
fontnnut.

Snumalainen rabtilaiiua baafiirif'
fpntnnut.
9arocbelle, Honsfa, iciiluf. 3 y.
- &abbefian riiiimista aiontl,i to-
n1Gn rannifolle iuomalaiiesta rabti
Iaiipasta "Yort of Caledonia, iofo
aioiltui foipasia mprsfpsid rantofa-
rifoIle. NelastusBritpfiet aIufieet
81 benfed fdiittGapdn miebiston moi
bin fi,Iiettamiicfii eispdt ole onnis'
tineet anfaran merenfdpnnin tafia.
Miebisto ppiptteIee fiinni laiipon
taflingisia.
slIis oil tiilosla gbilestd ia Of
Int 1T puorotoittta merelld. Ee'
Iastuslaimot fiirebtipGt fplld beti
opiuin bGtGmerfin iaafnaan mntto
onfaran merenfdpnnin tafio CT Mi.
ben onnistlnut pddstd Min labelle
loipoo, ettd oItiipot fpoineet fiin'
nittdG fopoen baafiiriffciieen aliif'
ieen. 2aipa on baIenrit fabtio. vi
noastaan ntprsfpn taIttl,miien idl.
feen on toimeita miebistom pelos.
tomiiesto.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11

2itttoboIIitufien entinen pIioifeu-
ben tuomari, @abIon a3itnep, fiioli
Baibinetonisia tiistoi.oonuno 66
ipuooen if1iiend.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11
Snomalaimen inrmannnt puifauia
's il hiemia.

Nrtbur Sobnionin, Debster's
Gornerisia, g. G.. aiuneen 4S muc.
ben ifdifen faomaIoien ia bdnem
miioentuuotiaan poifania Gbarlesin
rltumiit Iopoettiin ful,ineeIIa :uiifoI.
la aIuntonia uIfopioIeIta fprpntpn.
rpristd. iosia of ipettd neIidn ia.
Ian ipmbpoeItG. 2opSon tefi $enrp
Sobnion fuolleen mieben toinen
poifa. RoIiiiien aripeliit nufaun of
Sobnion, jota olafuloiilubcn iano.
taon ipoimanneen ipuoii iitten 20
pdbtiineen ipaimonia fitoIeman job
bosta, tlilliit Gffid ntielenbdirioon,
otton,,t nuffumasia oIleen poifan-
ia, bufuttaniit bGnet tpnnpriin ia
bppdnnpt finne itie perGsid. ToIii.
fen iaopuesio lopoettiin poisd Inn.
nprin pobjalta puolipufeisia ia lid
pIGoia ruiimista peben peittdmdnd,
iaIot tnnnprin loibolta riipm,mas-
IA.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1924-12-11

GbicaeosNo ON toimeenpuittl, ter.
wepsfilpailu ia uoittajafii, Ills ter
ipeilnmdfii ia faiineimmafIi 35O,-
600 fiIpniluun ofoapttcneesta tp-
tostd, iulistettiin Wiss Sne5. Sar.
ben, Wearigoloista, Wfiss. ~ Weiss
Saroen on II ipuooen itdinen. SD.
men elaman-o objelmania on: geltfua
10 tlintia posid, juoba ftportti moi
too iofo pdiipd, ipooG paIio, i,ruri.
tnstpio. Ell fGpttdd fas,popuEperia
eifd maaIia eifd fGpttdd forfeoton.
taiia ferfiG.
Weiss Sorben painaa 117A bo,i.
raa ia OH 5 ialfaa ia 9 t,sl,maa
pitfG.
y,rgrb
The Washington times., 1924-08-09
GOLD BRICKS

A pair Of spectacles on q bull
dog.
The washerwoman who hangs
out her clothes to dry on the
radio aerial.
A powder puff for a wild hog.
The Sunny Jim who Is the life
Of the party and feels it necessary
to keep asking. Everybody
happy?"
An income tax blank In the
poorhouse.
The host who passes a box of
cigars with only one cigar in it.
The woman who puts away her
new dress until its finally out of
style.
The persons who asks, Hot
enough for ya?"
The lady who spends twenty
cents on carfare to get to q bar
gain sale where she will save four
cents.
An umbrella for a goldfish.
A national amendment for equal
conversational rights for the
women.
A chauffeur for side-car mo-
tor cycle.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09
TALK OF THE
TOWN
By Dave Sentner.

TNDDY KETT is so polite he
M takes. off his hat every
time he talks to q lady
over the telephone.
Hen Hash says If they have q
skipping race in the Olympic
games he's going to enter the
engine Of his flivver.
What is America bounded
by?" asked the teacher Of Sophis-
ticated Sara the other day.
1.-THE twelve.mile limit" answers
Sara.
Pop\ Bulbus, the well-lknown
hootch trainer, says he would
rather be tight than be President.
Since Pete Push has been prac-
ticing his saxophone playing,
there hasn't been q cat seen on
his back fence.
Stops, the king Of the mongrels,
remarks that getting dogs
license don't give a pedigre to a
mutt.
When It rains, Bessie Bebb, the
sweetest girl In town, puts an
umbrella over her pet rose bush.
Radio Ralph claims he isn't
going to try for any more long
distance stations. The boys say
it's like a fish swearing off swim.
ming.
Mack Dufrs office caught fire
yesterday afternoon. While 1t
was burning, Chick HolSum
heroically rushed in, but Mack
wasn't there. So Chick left his
check for the SIS he owed Mack
on top Of gasoline can.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09
WHILE ON A
VACATION
By John P. Medbury.
BY JOHN p. MEDBURY.

BY JOHN p. MEDBURY.
" HE average person who goes
on a vacation spends four
- teen hours a day sending
postal cards with, Having a fine
time, wish you were here" written
on them.
A dame on her vacation will
send a postcard to some acquaint.
ance whom she wouldn't bother to
talk to If she met her on the
street at home.
A woman likes her friends to
know that she's stopping at some
place that they couldn't afford.
One dame who was spending
two weeks in Kokomo, Ind,
wouldn't send any cards from
there because the name OF the
town didn't sound classy enough.
She gave them to travelling
salesman and asked him to mail
them from Lake Geneva.
When she got back home she
discovered that the drummer had
made a mistake and slipped them
In a mail box at Watertown
Junction.
For ten days she was afraid to
90 out Of the house for fear the
neighbors would ask her where
she'd been.
She had to hire burglar to
break in all the houses in the
neighborhood and steal the post
cards that she'd written.
She says she's never going to
speak to another travelling sales.
man as long as she lives.
Most people would rather spend
their vacation at home, but they
hate to have the people next door
think that they haven't got
enough money to go away.
So the average woman buys
some clothes, packs her grips and
goes away, acting just like she
could afford 1t.
When you're out Of town, the
neighbors never know how hun
cry you get.
They never know but what
you're eating right along.
Men are just the same. One
guy hid in the basement for two
weeks so that his friends would
think he was in the country.
He liked to look out Of the
cellar window and watch the ex-
preston on their faces when his
mother told them that he was in
Atlantic City.
When the two weeks were up
he sneaked out Of the basement
at 4 o'clock one morning and
five hours later the neighbors saw
him walking up from the station.
He enjoyed telling them about
the places he'd been, almost as
much as If he'd been there.
Copyright, 1924, by King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
The Washington times., 1924-08-09
MIDDLE CLASS
MELODRAMA

When you are all lathered up
under the shower and they shut
the water off.
When Pa has to put the studs
In his evening dress shirt all by
himself.
When you have guest over
night and somebody steals the
morning milk.
When you buy the only dress
Of its kind at an extra fancy price
and the next day you see it's exact
duplicate in the window Of a dry
cleaning establishment.
When you took off your shoe
in the store for a new pair and
there was a big hole in the toe Of
your stocking.
When you wore your new golf
suit to the links and it began
raining at the first hole and 1t
didn't stop until you reached the
eighteenth hole.
When baby pulled the wig off
your mother-in-law.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09
ODD JOBS

Trying to be dignified when
you eat corn on the cob.
Waiting for change and asking
HER father.
Wearing a necktie when you
have a beard.
Nerving yourself to tell the
wife how much you lost last
night at poker.
Spending your vacation wait
ing around the postoffice for a
money order from home.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09
FAMILY CUFF

Pick UP those crumbs off the
floor"
For heavens sake, don't slam
the door,"
Late again and here am
over a hot stove trying to keep
your dinner warm"
Mary, don't forget to wear
your rubbers."
John, please be careful with
that cigarette. I'm 40 afraid
you'll set something afire."
The Washington times., 1924-08-09

The chap who pays for base
ball pass so that he cum show 1t
to his friends.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09

The fellow who wants to tell
you the name Of some man and
spends all the evening asking
himself what It was.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09

Slim McGrim, now one Of the
finest shoemakers in Sing Sing
penitentiary, agrees with some
Presidents that one term is
enough.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09

If you want to lose your good
name have it engraved on your
hat or umbrella.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09
ISN'T 1T so?

One can easily tell the diff
ference between a professor and
a student. If there were two in
a lecture room and one of them
was asleep, the other would be
the professor.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09
GOOD MATCHES

A hold-up man and a tempera-
mental actress.
An atheist and disillusioned
fiapper.
A waiter and q woman who
takes two hours to get dressed
for the theater.
A vegetarian and chorus girl.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09

The radio fan who applauds
the loud speaker.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09
LAME DUCKS

A plumber who forgets to for.
get his tools.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09

Stops, the king Of the mongrelS,
remarks that getting a dogs
license don't give a pedigre to a
mutt.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09

When It rains, Bessie Bebb, the
sweetest girl in town, puts an
umbrella over her pet rose bush.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09

TDDY KETT is so polite he
M takes, off his hat every
time he talks to q lady
over the felenhopa
The Washington times., 1924-08-09

Hen Hash says il they have q
skipping race in the Olympic
games he's going to enter the
engine Of his flivver.
The Washington times., 1924-08-09

Since Pete Push has been prac-
ticing his saxophone playing,
there hasn't been q cat seen on
his back fence.
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1924-08-29

The carrier who supplies mail on
the Newport Otter Rock route in
Oregon, Immediately on the Pacific
coast, is up against many difficulties
and hardships and many times takes
his life in his hand in oder that the
patrons on the route may receive their
letters and packages. The carrier is
compelled to travel down the beach
at low tide. If for some reason the
incoming tide catches him before
completing his trip he must either
abandon his team and the mails and
climb the rocks or be dashed to pieces
against them.
The most expensive star route in
the United States is from Price to
Vernal, Utah. It is 121 miles long
and for the fiscal year ended June 80,
1923, the cost of maintaining it was
approximately $96,7OO. AS high as
20 or more tons a day of mail matter
mostly parcel post--are handled
over this route.
The longest routes are from Two
Harbors to Grand Portage, Mimi,
and from Midland, Texas, to Loving
ton, New Mexico. These routes are
each LAB miles in length.
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1924-08-29

cred by carrier entirely by water,
crossing the famous passage called
Deaths Door,"
During the months when navigation
is open, that is, from May 1 to No
vember 1, carrying the mail on this
route is a comparatively safe occu-
patton and free from difficulties. It
is during the winter period, however,
from November to May l, that the
carrier has more than a mans size
job on his hands.
Let the postmaster at Detroit Har-
Dor tell his own tale:
"The chief difficulty encountered
while crossing Deaths Door in win
ter" he says, els drifting ice fields.
The ice bridge that forms in ex-
tremely cold weather hardly ever re-
mains for more than a few days at a
time. It is speedily dissembled by
shifting gales and currents. Some
times this breakup occurs so sudden
ly that the carrier is caught out on
the ice with his horse, sleigh and mail.
It is at these times that the proximity
of the U. S. Coast Guard station at
Plum Island is a God send. One
such incident took place few years
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1924-08-29
LaborDay

TT IS DOUBTFUL If the little group
Of men who proposed a parade By
the knights Of Labor in New York Il
the fall Of 1852 had the least idea ef
how the idea and the movement would
spread.
Here. fOrty-twO years later, we have
Labor dsy ; legal holiday in all the
states excepting. possibly, three ofthe
western statoe-always the FIRST Mon
day in September. In Europe there h
= similar holiday observed on the 6Est
Of May. There, in 1890, May day be.
San TO be observed az Laber day with
demonstration toward the oight-hOur
day. There a. here. paEades and cd
dresses featuring prominent minds h
the labor world mark the day. And
labor, and everybody else almost, for
that matter, takes . real day %. r.
The Knights Of Labor In 1881, and
again in 1894. held q parade in New
York Then they passed resolutions
that al parades Of the kind were -
be held on the aame day, the AEst
Monday in September. Workers began
agitation for making the day = legal
holiday. Colorado ives the first to 80.
quiesco. The other states followed
rapidly.