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New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

The best fodder for your self-re- spect is 10 visit great men and observe how commonplace they are.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

Nobody likes doctor who come. so tardily that the symptoms disap- pear before he gets there.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

Correct this sentence: Tt happen ed year ago." said the statesman to the investigators, and have forgot ten the details"
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

Denby had faults, no doubt, but he didn't begin by advocating another amendment.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08
FROM THE OIL ANTHOLOGY lBN Any NcMspancr Rcalcrl

Investigation is yeNation Gosh. I'm sick of oil, The papers page moves me 10 rage And tea-pots make me boil.
 George s. Chappei
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

The happiest people are those least governed. This is especially true of husbands.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

Most of the fake stock is bought by people who think few more laws are necessary.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

The pessimist may be fool to hope for the worst, but it shows that he knows human nature.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

Old maids miss lot of joy. They seldom get chance to give anybody medicine.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08
Facts and Fancies
BY ROBERT aUILI.ES

One of the chief ingredients in the composition of self-made man is brass.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

The funny part is that Hidower with nine children is always looking for sensible" woman,
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08
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The Assoriatsd Press Is exclusively entitled to the use fol Republication of all news credited to II or not otherwise credited .- this paper and also local news pub Hshed herein.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08
New Britain Herald

HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Issued Daily Sunday Exceptedl At Herald Bldg. s7 Church Street.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

tCopynght. 1924. Reproduction
 forbidden).
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

Entered at the Post 0ffiee ai New Britain
 as Second Glass Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08
\ ImgitiAc from Justice

Day by day in every way The world is getting better and better. And night by night it's getting tight And tighter and tighter and wetter and wetter.
 -S. H.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

Dear Georgette:-lionest 1njun, this one is much better. It's called, Theoretically, Honesty is the Best Policy"
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

TELEPHONE CALLS: Business office ......... 9e5 Editorial Robms ........ s.6
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

Rcndezvous-A place where you catch cold waiting for her.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES: ss.0o a Year.
 ss.o0 Three Months.
 t5c. 8 Month.
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08
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Our Own LOST AND FOUND Department

Georgette Lette:-Can you givc me the poem entitled: Honesty is the Best Policy &
New Britain herald., 1924-05-08

Upon her clear .faee, honesty Beams fearless, frank arowals, But in her bathroom, you should see The stack of Pullman towels, Jennie Speare:-Can you remember the rest of the poem starting: The saddest words of tongue or pen.
 
 Dear Jen:-Our memory system is in good. For instance: The saddcst words of tongue or pen tinspired of dismay and fear) Will ever be. have always been: You're getting stouter, ain't you
 deara"
The Glenwood post., 1924-04-24
AGAIN THE LEAGUE

people additional for being
country member of the league of nations
esentfu a result of the action of
Japanese exclusion the immigration BILL protests
approaching close threats have been made by her official
sentative time people this country than
their problems and to resent the outside
inevitable if this country belonged to
=
league membership European and
would be in position dictate to the United
regard its internal affairs The right the United
States should admitted into the country
questioned present determined by what might be
unrendy tribunals action of America would be decided by
foreign group.
would unbearable America This country
would permit dcaon, especially during crisis
election campaign the league question probably
background SO convincngy did the people speak in
their 1epudaon Of the four that doubtful
whether any candidate will the hardhood to
membership time However in spite Of the fact that ndi-
vduas it, the Democratic party itself is record
the and Democratic would unquesonaby be
The Glenwood post., 1924-04-24
A NEW MEANING OF DEMOCRACY


may well enough satisfied with government we may
salvage freedom being waged by potential
the concerned about the perpetuaton OF
applied the nation whole concern
mentioning that of what going to become OF
preserving the old traditions neghbor
hood g homestead still with us9 Is family
still nactY ome fathers and mothers uncles
cousns Are they still with usY We believe they are and
hope they will early and stay late.
What democracy that than ''gov
than right vote and be represent
edthe kind of eoacy that people, folks neighbors and
friends If will but anayze the deeper meaning OF democracy
shall affairs of this life that have little
relation machinery of government with which
have long associated that word democracy.
Of but they must be applied for
kinds benefit else they remain but cold type The question how
shall democracy APPLEDi There probably too
preparation democracy and enough democacy and
perhaps preparation life with enough of life It
therefore, the fuon of umates and results that
shoud be addressed And this largely by individuals work
noble through local institutions and
the home
The Glenwood post., 1924-04-24
PRIDE REMAINED TO THE END

saying 'The of sin death, brought to
Bonge king the bunco during the
past penenary yielded the ghost and went
the way of all the earth.
This poor old evidently from good family and doubtless
his YOUTH had unen and had apparently
morality uprghousness violating the laws Of
leading habits of the hghwayman and
his accumulated quite of ilgotten gold.
would immunity from the exactons of the law
freedom which Bonger much desired and it
would the Of mind which from the
life well lived and last after we'll paid lawyers had
exhausted legal skill in his behalf all the
arrogant defiant unco king led prison. and when
behind him he apparently abandoned all
his health has failed rapidly since until death
eved him of his suffering, which not all physical
evidently there remained with this with criminal
spark pride which would down-a pride which did
crime but that brought Lou Blonger
wall pride which did deter this from robbng the
unophsicaed through the worst possible system OF
dishonesty disoyay the surface AMI asserted
itself his life that Blonger feeling the disgrace
prison lost heart and the struggle after his
outside hospital die had been denied him
with the disgrace into which his sinful
Bonger refused aid the doctors by fighting
the Affections of the body and died of broken heart
penalty for his after he realized that all his
gotten would him nothing the
real day of need
The Glenwood post., 1924-04-24
FOREST PROTECTION WEEK

Throughout the nation the present week being celebrated
Forest Protection Week
cooperation of the commercial and kindred
zaons clergy public spirited citizens has been sole ted
help bring the of the protection OF forests from
fire prominently before the people
Coolidge issued proclamation all citizens to
the Importance of this question He has
sufficient Importance supplement
proclamation issuing additional statement which he
Our civilization is largely dependent upon the unre-
strlcted use wood. Americas magnificent timber
supply replenishng. About s10OOOOO OF
idle forest land should be growing timber crops Fire is an
that only destroys growing TIMBER but retards
and kills young from which forests must
FORTUNATELY solution of the forest fire lies
largely hands 1t earnest hope that as cit
the United States shall learn to abhor fire in our
Just abhor fire in homes"
Colorado asset Of
proportion Genwood Springs and The Post the
that through Forest Protection Week and the educational
which department has adopted all be aroused end
ouiceneI individual responsibility in the matter CT
of wooded the national forests
The Glenwood post., 1924-04-24
WHO BLOCKS TAX REDUCTIONS?

Would you doctor auomobleY Would you hire
financing hoe No. would not.
Then why and senator supposed to
capable figuring better plan for financing nation
than in the United States treasury who
responsible for sound financial policy for this nation7
capable financing grocery feel
fully qualified upon the public their ideas of running
billion budget than do the experts
in the treasury department
The have been reduction
giving them chewing politicians have been
shng plan that would override the bust
like proposal the secretary Of the treasury and his assistants
which would have Topped $3OOO0 Of the tax bill for 1928
lif it had been adopted
Politics may right long it confines itself to political
matters but is nation when dips into business The
question problem pure and simple and should
getting vehicle for Republican Democratic poll
|tcans.
The Glenwood post., 1924-04-24
GENIUS

merely well told This truth might take the form
story song painting scientific of multitude
accomplishments We often associate genius with prod
abung the former only those things and people who
of genius is the result example Of CT
depicts character true life and human
impulse His work and accepted by millions of people, and
while be fantastic mysterious there is CLEAN Of
shining which for the
popularity his This genius painter makes feel
the oceans swell calms your tired with rustic
eventd This genius He has written truth with his coors
thrilled you with his compositions
rendition of his song reached ecstacya harmony
which genius Likewise who speaks and
honoraby with character the less genius
though may in the eyes of the world
The Glenwood post., 1924-04-24

SITTING jury is by pleasant and enviabe
undesirable job And yet under
and better
this unpleasant duty the duty of hearing evidence against"
weighing the evidence carefully and then
verdict accordance with the law and the evidence
This always easy Many complicated arise There
always the effect that should give the
benefit of doubt and that unless the juror satisfied
beyond guilt find
defendant not guilty and this instruction oftmes null
the of the enent juror who takes advan
instruction guilty prisoner liberty
district time did disgust
many people with the jury decided
past week will have tendency the plan
place in better color with those who favor law enforcement
punishment which the law exacts of those who commit
is said without desire be all the
convicted Of murder for with
view without piypiy for the sinful weakng who
stimulated with bad booze the passion Of deprav hatred and
der Of deency and conduct according
Ito until her actions eliminated
Pity sympathy quite another thing
this felt that justice the real thing demanded Of
they rendered their verdict in accordance with their
dsandng meaning Of that and from expressions
their work.
verdict with public approval
The Glenwood post., 1924-04-24
CLEAN UP" TIME

Clean Spring cleaning with again improve upon
he work of and make this place beauty
everybody leaves it for somebody nothing
except in perfunctoy but if all ego to it, with
termination excel will only require small of
1.-THE part of each individual.
The logical to do thing is to pitch in and with
until it is accomplished and then hold it here-don't any
Slipping back the old level Mediocre results may be good enough
for localities but they satisfactory the people this
town We want something better something in keeping with the
thrift and intelligence Of community.
Let's all busy and place the of cleanliness sanitation
and beauty upon the entire Remove the debris from certain
the back alleys and unused horoughfares
let's have regular municipal bath.
Now is he time for action.
The Glenwood post., 1924-04-24
AN APPEAL TO MEN TO SAVE BOYS

day Cropsey, Brooklyn N Y,
called three boys all 2 to the electric chair for
murder They had robbed and killed bank After the
of death passed. the justice delivered lecture to the
great city every community should heed
He said: ,7..tn
The that the of these offenders not unusual
Most of the criminals boys and To be exact
per of them less than 25 of the people Of
Brooklyn ask youths become criminals tell them
"a of investigation and experience these matters
demonstrated that the majority of all the youthful offend
committed because they had bad associates and not
influences the when boyhood turning
into the 12 and 49, That the most i'm
period boys f Then his ideals acquired his char
years be under the inu
the right kind of He needs such mans life to
p his ideals and such become his hero Every boy is
worsp The many become criminals that they
follow the wrong leaders.
This condition challenge the manhood of community
dong Tens of thousands Of boys nightly
looking amusement seeking adventure yearnng for
omranon Many of them have fathers and the parents of
little heed to the places their boys visit the
they choose Do duty to these boysf
remain blind the prs that beset them Should
provide such boys and play and be
and instructed and all the time be under the influence
lof the of the right kind7
Ths practical thing 1t be done 1t has been done in
with wonderful results Why should
erake big way? We lessen the midst by
giving attention the youths They need mans guiding hand
personality They need the example mans life
forming Brooklyn be made better Whether
depends upon its Shall turn backs and
existing conditions shall the challenge and lend
ourselves mans job and needs redblooded
will something of themselves into the undertaking.
Men this is call to Are awake? Do we hear It'll VIII
our ignore Shall help better
the boys of today9 Should we not begin at once''
The Glenwood post., 1924-04-24
surrenderng the independence Of this country for

suenderng Of this country for
bership in the league. ."
With the question brought by the Japanese situation
good keep mind the attitude of the parties
the Republican majority the United States senate standing
for what they believed be the good of the country in the face
bitter partisan attacks this country out of the league
possible this time
destiny unhapered Now and always the Republican party
has been steadas striving toward world but it
also has refused take for the surrender of
he counts independence That what membership
and that what will remember November
The Glenwood post., 1924-04-24
COLORADO OIL BOOM GROWING

Local railroads feeling effects of oil activities
Colorado especially passenger traffic but pro-
expected months
favorable for trucking railroad
scheduled testing quantities of
supplies for warehouses and other facilities
g. will he moved as the spring thaws
The Denver Salt Lake railroad daily
train next month with schedule dgned especially
accommodate oil leaving Denver night and arriving Craig
morning This will be the first Pullman
been used the road in regular similar nigh will
lalso be the return trip.
The development of oil in Colorado marks another important
chapter in the steady of its industrial growth
The Glenwood post., 1924-04-24
THE DIGNITY OF THE LAW

If the goddess could blush and perhaps she
face would often of the petty
peoggng frequently modern
Over in Denver brilliant lawyers engaged wordy
battle which reached such that called the other
liar which title his
with sharp which oored the defamer and there's where
things begun happen the sheriff baf quickly
1.-THE proceedings and the judge the words that the
beigerents fifty and brought apology
the court and another his antagonist It's funny old world
lisn't
Evening star., 1924-11-14

ft'rS-Two gE1@ Administers: also : -malle-
"h'->: practically new. Phone Adama 2l:i:;. IL
~ 'rS-oriFntat and chinese: most attractive
.Fi'"s for ih"s" who W"uid at quickly l1l2
-"th 81. nv, can be seen until pm.
Evening star., 1924-11-14
SEMNtES MOTOR co.
1707 14th St. NV.
Main 6660.
GOOD, HONEST
VALUES.

A visit to our salesroom will
convince the discriminating
buyer that Our stock Of USED
CARS are so priced that each
purchaser makes a good IN
NESTMENT IN DEPEND
ABLE TRANSPORTATION
The WONDERFUL BAR
GAIN, SO called, often turns out
to be a BITTER DISAP-
POINTMENT. Look before
YOU leap in buying a USED
CAR. Make your purchase
from a firm whose reputation
and established good will is too
valuable to allow single pur-
chaser to buy a used car that is
not worth the price asked.
We have on hand 80 good
values in tourings, roadsters,
coupes and sedans. ranging in
price from 500 to $1,000.
EVERY CAR
is ready to demonstrate.
Terms to Suit the Purchaser.
SEMMES MOTOR CO.,
1907 14th St.
Open Evenings and Sundays.
DODGE TOURING, equal to new. Hup. Sport,
800 worth extras. For sale or exchange.
A. ]. STABLER,
60 z, NV 1S'
Evening star., 1924-11-14

SHOW CASE. all glass. shelves nickel sup
ports: dimensions. 7lX42 inches: good condl-
itoU, So; also rosewood bookcase, SO. fliJ
vnR. ground floor
Evening star., 1924-11-14

IIANO, with player attachment. In excellent
condition, 80 rolls of music Ss5. $50 st. Sc
Evening star., 1924-11-14
TUKNITU r Z

3ia-CARAr PERFECT SOLITAIRE OLA
IoNb RING, SET IN Beautiful MANS
MOI NTING, $50
Evening star., 1924-11-14

IIANu mahogany case, upright; tine tone
All after q pm. 4ed South q fton Terrace
%IANo, 500; small modern mahogany. 1850
Ia. ave. NV. Ant. [ l..
Evening star., 1924-11-14
FOR SALE-AUTO TRUCKS
Used TRUCKS.

Acme, ta#. Chassis and cab Iu f-sr
c.a>s condition. Price. very low
SrrEi"e, .'-tD1. Chassis, cab and nat boqy
Rebuilt and N good shape. Prco low.
BrorhTaE. ~ ton. Chassis and closed cal
! good bU-.
commerce. 2t"n. LATE model EIectr.,
lights and starter. pneumatic tires
J. II; g sizes from ! 10 : ton. Pueu.
matte AID solid tires.
Evening star., 1924-11-14

FRESH COW for sale. Joseph Childs, Wood
side SSH. 100
WILL SELL reasonably : fine white Pekinu
ducks. months old; weight, q pounds. 10
lumlia 4ga W.
Evening star., 1924-11-14
FOR SALE-AUTOMOBILEs.
RICKENBACKER.

DODGE TOURING, 1913. $50: terms.
Robey Motor Co. 1920 ]. at. nv
Evening star., 1924-11-14
FOR SALE-MISCELLANEOUS.

IANn Steinway square In excellent condi-
on very cheap: must dispose. Phone Mrs.
rnni" Moore. North SInS
Evening star., 1924-11-14

IIANo-l will sell my $50 rlsyer piano to a
ohlck buyer for less than half price. 1906
Newton 81. NV Ice
Evening star., 1924-11-14

WE GUARANTEE EVERY DIAMOND WE
SELL.
Evening star., 1924-11-14

1907 14th ST.
Dodge, 1923, touring; ex-
cellent shape. ........ S4o5
Chalmers, 1924, sedan;
like new. 1900
Chevrolet coupe, 1923;
new paint and tires;
perfect condition.. 500
Chevrolet sport, 1923,
touring ............... $50
Chevrolet, 1924, 4-pass.
like new. O2S
Ford ton truck, 1924; ex-
press body............ 500
Dodge sedan, 1919. 2SO
so-pAY WARRANTY ON ALL CARS,
CASH OR TERMS.
HICKS-FLINT MOTORS
INC,
North 1921.
Evening star., 1924-11-14
HURLEY MOTOR
COMPANY.
1922 l4th St.
\. O441.
Ha
REQ

REQ REQ
PRICES REDUCED
on account of
NEWEST CREATION
IN MOTORDOM,
y Four-Door, Five Passenger
Sedan at 81 sos.
WE ARE FORCED
to make room for more
TRADE-INS.
so have reduced prices on all
used cars.
"TREW' VALUES.
in Al condition.
1924 Peerless touring,
1924 REQ coupe.
1924 REQ sedan.
1928 REQ sedan.
1923 Cleveland sedan.
1928 REQ sport phaeton.
1922 Dodge sedan.
1922 REQ tourings.
Peerless sedan.
Two Ford light deliveries.
Several Others to Choose From.
Very Easy Terms.
Without Finance Charges.
THE TREW MOTOR CO.
Open Evenings,
1909 14th St. NV: Main 4173.
BUY FROM TREW."
(See Mr.. Fox
Evening star., 1924-11-14

'lANh-Ey coming c'"r 10 ~oitAcast I can
save You $40 OF more used pianos:
iprlEht p.an"~ ~ So up: play er pianos at
NIo1 M. The Piano ~uop. 2-1 ia. ave south
Evening star., 1924-11-14
Very Liberal Terms.
STERRETT & FLEMING.
NC.
1881 14th ST.
Champlain St. at
kalorama Rd.
Phone Col. $3.50.
cry Liberal Terms.
SPECIAL -

SPECIALIZE
Prices reduced on all cars
Dodge coupe, newly painted, new
tires. perfect condition. ........s $500
Ford coupe. 1924. four r-passenger, lots
or extras. like new. $500
FORD sedans. two s125-S22J
Iord tourings, with starters. :.... SO each
Dodge tourings, two. Se00-SoT5
Dodge roadster, good. ............ .Slc5
Buick tourings. light 8, three. 800 up
Buick roadster, light 6..............Sl5O q.
SSI
Peerless touring ..-.........-..-....s2 s2,j
Packard twin s. touring. .S11I
Columbia touring light s, newly
Hdihteu So
Roamer sport model tour, like new sS7:i
oakland touring. S...-................S1G S1GO
Hudson super sedan. u.................S1TJ
Premier special roadster. er.............Sl SITS
Plenty others hand at lowest prices
Terms trade. Robert Herson's Auto FIX
change. 1st and sts. NV. Line. 9563 oOs
Evening star., 1924-11-14

Also 20 other trucks Of various makes All
body equipment wanted
Evening star., 1924-11-14

'IANo, habv grand. beautiful mahogany case
prart"aiiy hrand-neW; will sacrifice amount
s.readH paid 10 party who viii assume balance
Sne Ih 'ontracf ~ 81 per Uu. See Mr.. Poole
S22 Ia. ave southeast
Evening star., 1924-11-14

Ia SOS Bargains in used upright pianos:
HtleT. StelnHay, Nose, Chirkcriug aud a nun.
,'sr or other makes at reasonable prices Chas
VI. Sttcf, Inc. HOS r ST. NV
Evening star., 1924-11-14
Terms If Desired.
L Lambert-Hudson Motors Co.,
1722 l. St. at Conn. Ave.
NOTICE

LdlliDSl l-1lddooil ~iololo . ~,
1722 l. St. at Conn. Ave.
NOTICE
to
BUICK OWNERS,
We have just traded in one of the latest
models 81 Buick Brougham Sedan. 6-cyl, 4
looking closed cars built by Buick; it has been
run very little and, of course, is in wonderful
condition. Two spares, two bumpers trunk
would just only pay for the average new tour
ing car. Quick action will he necessary II
you want to trade your in as part pay
mcnt, with easy terms on the balance.
WASHINGTON FLINT CO.,
1517 Conn. Ave.
EMERSON & ORME.
Buick, 1924, 6-cyl., 4-passenger
coupe.
Buick, 1923, 6-cyl.. 4-passenger
coupe.
Buick, 1928, 6-cyl. touring
sedan.
Ford, 1921. sedan.
Dodge, 1923, sedan.
Dodge, 1921, sedan.
Dodge, 1928, touring.
Ford, 1922, touring.
Buick, 1924, 6-cyl, 5-passenger
touring.
1920 M St. NV.
or
1918 Conn. Ave.
Evening star., 1924-11-14
FOR SALE-AUTOMOBILEs.
CAN YOU RAISE
$500?

II You can and have any
credit at all. YOU can drive
away any Of the following re-
conditioned cars.
1899 CHANDLER SPORT TOURING; 5000
CASH, $40 PEI; WEEK.
IOfoMOBiLE LIMOUSINE; 500 CASH
$40 PER WEEK.
also
1923 CHANDLER TOURING; $500 CASH,
SO PER WEEK.
Evening star., 1924-11-14

~ A1 tR-PIA\uS - 81 sea Ampiro electric
~'"'p, $500 E"huinS. S22j: both almost new
ana IN hr>' rla.- ""ndjtion: for ealc for GU.
"m'->. National capital Sturas" and Mo,ir,;
q a as Iou Il NV
Evening star., 1924-11-14

SEW: MAC HINES Singers, Wheeler & VS.
Standards. Davis, MINI, New Homo. attrh
an guar. oh; real barG. a. SO 10 S25: elec
niger, s4Si terms: now Singers, s3 per mo-;
rent, rerslr. 15l llth, Ut. Pal Roy. Fr. 1925.
Evening star., 1924-11-14

tEW1NG NACHINE-Sprcial for ono wees a.
- per month: Singers. So; Davis rotary liL"
HeH, $50; FREQ, $50: Wilcox * Gibbs. Sl5: 70
srv, White. like new, So: Dawes rotary like
row. $50: New Home. ike new. So: port BILE
"ie"tricsi many other makes, all Cuarautrpd:
renting. repairing. capital Sewing Ma
'hl1e Exchange. q II NV. !. ". Beavers
Prop Frank 2I1S lts
Evening star., 1924-11-14

SADDLES AND BRIDES English French
and American; new and used; harness of all
description, repairing all leather goods Co-s
wells. 22p llth 81. Phone r 12G>
Evening star., 1924-11-14

SEWING MACHINES-I'se all makes 81
80. si''; new Singers and motors. 81 per mo.
'sHufajS, repairing and paris Machines sent
IN trial. Open eN.niBEs l.. 6 Sewing Ma
,hIne Shon. TN3 II 81. Nc. Linz. Nn,0
Evening star., 1924-11-14

l1G. oa12 Milton; will scu $50. lGo5 ,5rh
s. r.. 80
Evening star., 1924-11-14

>opS, high grade: rich soil and we'll rotted
manure, LAWNS put IN order. Phouc Lincoln
Evening star., 1924-11-14
AUTO ACCESSORIES. REPAIRS
IIRES-TIRES-TIRES
Exceptionally Low Prices ior
Only the \eEt Few Days

Ur-T I =! ll- al Sundays
We have the hest values in til. city
See Us before buying elsewhere
MUTUAL TIRE COMPANY
90S Pcnna. Ave. NV.
Franklin S1j.