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The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
IT NOM SIMS
Il = Z Saws

To the pure all things are pure, but
TO the simple, all things are compli-
Gated.
If golf interferes with your work
get job as boss.
A restaurant was dynamited in
Oklahoma, and no doubt several res
taurant steaks were badly bent.
Too puch money makes us un-
happy because we can't get it.
In London. two men married the
same nurse. Anyway, both need one.
While Dempsey is hunting for 8
fight he Should be careful to find one
he wGr't lose right away.
As the presidential candidates
spread their political bunk so win
they be in it during election.
Fire swept a broom factory in New
York.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29

cursed with the contradicting spirit,
Thou shalt not surely die.
Prolong life by the study of physical
law, out where is the opportunity for
one who is taxed beyond capacity in
keeping soul and body united. Let no
man seek his own, but every one an
others wealth, is the basic principle
of revealed religion. Survival of the
fittest, but not as outlined by the
miser. If one has a beneficial idea it
is the property of God and fellow man,
and it is wicked to obstruct.
FRANK MCLAUGHLIN.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
Heard i'm the Smoking Room

viewing G. scenario which he had
named The Seventh Commandment
Tt will require, said the enthusiastic
author, '150 sets, 5000 people, 10000
costumes and
Wait a minute broke in my
friend, and then turning to me, he
asked:
John. what the devil is that sew
enth commandment"
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29

Mother, can I be a preacher when
I grow up?"
'+Of course you may. dear, if you
want to-"
"Yes, I do. I spose I've got to go
to church all my life, anyhow; an it's
Il good deal harder to sit st1ll than 1t
is to walk around and holler. ."--Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
Rillv HHndicanned

Two small boys were puzzHng their
brains to invent a new game. At
last one Of them said. eagerly: Il
know, Billy, let's see who can make
the ugliest face"
law. go on. Look what a start
you've gotr'-Pathfnder
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
Family Ft11
husbands Birthday

The lady shopper had ordered about
everything hauled down from the
shelves.
Il don't see just the right thing '
she decided at last. Il want to sur
prise my husband on his birthday
We'll" suggested the exhausted
clerk. why don't YOU hide behind q
chair and yell 'Boor at him?"-Amer-
lean Legion Weekly.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
Wife Helpful

Business is still pretty bad, daer.
If you could economize a little
ir dresses-wear something palmer
Certainly darling I'll order some
palmer dresses first thing N the
morning London Opinion
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
The Busy Cook

so you have been married before?"
''Yus. ma'am, three times; and if it
please 'eaven to take this one I know
where I can lay me 'ands on a
fourth.-L London Mail
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
AnCientS Knew Very Little
Concerning Purpose of
the Brain,

Science Editor of The Times


RI He brain. the spinal cord and
an the nerves and nerve cells
- make up the nervous system
The brain is the organ Of thought
ana CONSCIOUSNESS 1t is interesting
10 ho1e lnaI 'A' an''ents nad niue
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ne average Die-n "e'-Is apou'
,HIee pouiuS. 4 consists OF an outer
aver oi gray mater ."'ii'oSeo 5l mn
i'''i7 upon li'-''io'.S "4 "'' e't''7 ana"
an inner layet OF "n.if matter con
S's14"s Oh HpeL growing out oI me
nerve celis. All nerves tle composed
oi ioHS I'OelS "i'l''l -lo" OUT oI nerve
Gems.
Inc front part of the brain IS di-
V'oeo INTO TWO halVes or neinispheres
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Called small Bran
At the back of the head is "a third
part OF the brain, the so-called cere-
5ellum or small brain This Co
ordinates the movements Of the mus
cles of the body
Below the cerebellum is the medulla
which controls the muscles Of the
chest which cause breathing. IL also
controls the beating Of the hea1
The spinal cord begins at the base
or the medlulla.
FROM the spinal cord nerves run
out 20 the SKIN ana 70 the voluntary
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The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
Mother Knows

Il wonder where the step-ladder
tsp
willie had it last"
Then it's probably in the pantry
Boston Transcript
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29

HAD never been through a
studio" said a smoker from
1 Seattle. land being in the
city to whose fame an old friend had
added by being a crackerjack assist
AM director or something. went out to
see him. 1 found him studying in
his studio over the Ten Command.
ments' films, and as we talked a fell
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
4 Thought

Wrath is cruel, and anger is oil
rageous; but who is able u stand /
fore envy?-Prov. 27;4.
| JEALOUSY is not love, but. Sc
E&- observation-disclosures
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
Animal Facts

The brightest advertising light in
the white light" district of New York
is at Forty Second St. and Sixth Ave.
In park tree across the street, roost-
ing in the daylight of this advertise
ment, 500 sparrows go TO sleep every
night
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
What is a good commercial for

What is a good commercial for
mula for brilliantine for the hair?
Suet,' 40 ounces; wax, 40 ounces;
sesame oil, 40 ounces. Melt in a
water bath and under asslduous stir.
ring, so as to make a foamy mixture;
add castor OIL Fl ounces; tragacanth
mucilage, 20 ounces. The East in.
gredient must be a thick preparation,
made with rose water.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
COMPLEX NERVOUS SYSTEM
CONTROLS HUMAN MACHINE
Q U f S T I o n S
Ask The Times
A y s W f r s

You can get an answer to any ques-
tiou OF fact or information by writing
20 the Indianapolis Times Washington
Bureau 1922 New York Ave. Wash
iugton. d c., lnclosing cents IN
stsmps Tor reply Medical legal and
MARTA. advice cannot be given. nor
can extended rcserrch be undertaken.
All olher questions will receive per,
souai reply Unsigned requests cannot
be answered. All letters are couhden-
ta.--E4Itor.
Who was Daircel2
An Irish saint OF the seventh cen.
tury. He was Wegtimate and his
mother would have destroyed him at
birth had not according TO the Legend
g dove descended from heaven 20 pro-
tect him, or gather him 70 her in
her wings" Hence his name Dalrceu.
meaning d gathering"
How can one keep a cornet in
GOOD condition?
Wash the valves with a specially
prepared oil for cornets which can
no doubt. he purchased at any must
cal instrument store. once every
three months the valves should be
washed i'm kerosene and then "a little
vaSeline put on them.
Who was King Of England in
1885?
George II.
Is fish meal as good as meat
scrap in feeding poultry?
Tests have shown that good grade
Of fish meal is practically as good as
meat scrap.
How is fresh water made out Of
salt water?
The salt water is distilled by being
made into steam. the steam is then
condensed back into water again.
which separates the salt from the
water
Has any one ever crossed the
Atlantic Ocean in a small sail
boat?
a Frenchman by the name Of Alain
.J. Gerbault recently accomplished
this feat in a 800-foot boat.
How long can string beans be
kept in cold storage?
AS long as thirty days in cold
storage, but 1t is advisable to keep
them only fifteen days.
How can one mark steel tools?
Warm the metal so that n thin coat
ing Of wax can be applied, and
scratch through this wax with a
sharp-pointed tool to give the letters
or figures desired. Nitric acid Of
about 1.20 specific gravity is then ap-
piled 10 the marking on the wax This
can be readily done by moistening a
strip Of blotting paper in the acid and
laying 1t over the figures to be
etched
How may one remove the shine
from garments?
To remove shine, sponge garment
with hot vinegar or ammonia water
! Il tablespoon Of ammonia to / quart
of water). Cover with dampened cloth
and press on right side. Remove
cloth and brush. Removing the cloth
after the garment has been pressed
pulls up the nap.
What prominent Americans
were lost on the Lusitania?
Alfred c. Vanderbilt, Justus Miles
Forman, Elbert Hubbard and Charles
Frohman.
What IS a good commercial for
. mula for brilliantine for the hair?
Suet,' 40 ounces; wax, 40 ounces;
sesame oil, 40 ounces. Melt in a
water bath and under asslduous stir.
ring, so as to make a foamy mixture;
add castor OIL, II ounces; tragacanth
mucilage, 20 ounces. The East in.
made with rose water
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29

1T APPEARS there may be many slip truth
and the Vanderlp.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29

RADIO viii be largely used in the coming presidential
paign told and hot air. viii become something
than a figure Of slangy speech
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
Medical Truths

To the Editor Of The Tunes
I read your article on blood drop
goes mile through body and take gas
for your bad cold" and wish t. con-
graduate YOU on this very fine pre-
ventive medicine publicity Such arti-
cles can not help but do an immense
amount Of good in teaching the people
scientific medical truths in words that
are easily understood.
Any time tnat the bureau Of pub
Hcity of the Indiana Medical Associa
ton can be Of service to you. we shall
be very happy to hear from YOU
j. II. STYGALL
Executive Secretary.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29

They decided not long ago to give
freedom to billie" Gagged bear of
Yosemite Park. His iron door was
left open three nights, but he didn I
bulge, Then he was lured out ard
the door slammed shut. In the eve
ming he returned and clawed at the
bars, whining to be let n. Now he
comes to the place every night and
feeds from garbage can. That had
become the magic word ''home" TO
Billie.
William CosgroYe, president Irish
Free State: Without American
money, Ireland would have had peace
long ago" .r.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29

How may one remove the shine
from garments?
To remove shine, sponge garment
with hot vinegar or ammonia water
Il tablespoon of ammonia to / quart
of water). Cover with dampened cloth
and press on right side. Remove
cloth and brush. Removing the cloth
after the garment has been pressed
pulls up the nap.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29

What prominent Americans
were lost on the Lusitania?
Forman, Elbert Hubbard and Charles
Frohman.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29

Who lets slip fortune, her shall never find;
Occasion once past by, is bald behind.
GOVT .FrY
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29

You can get an answer to any Ques-
ton OF fact or Information by writing
20 the Indianapolis Times Washington
Bureau. 1922 New York Ave wash
irgton. d c., lnclosinE . cents IN
stamps for reply Medical. lega. and
MARTA. advice cannot be given. nor
can extended tcseerch be undertaken.
All o(her questions will receive % per
souai reply Unsigned requests cannot
be answered All letters are conhden-
tIa.-E4ItOr
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29
WnnId Be Easinr

Next article in series: The Founda-
tions Of the Universe.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29

Fire swept a broom factory in New
York.
The Indianapolis times., 1924-03-29

Who was DairCeu2
An Irish saint Of the seventh cen
tury. He was ulegitimate and his
mother would have destroyed him al
birth had not according TO the Legend
g dove descended from heaven TO pro-
tect hm. or gather him 70 her in
her wings" Hence his name Dalrcell.
meaning d gathering"
New Britain herald., 1924-11-06
STEALS SEALSKIN COAT
Norwalk Police Looking For Couple Who Made Bold Theft In Fur Store Yesterday.

Norwalk, Nov. 6.-The Norwalk police are today endeavoring to To- cate the man and the woman who on Tuesday took s175 sealskin coat rom the Travers shop on Wall treet. A description of the couple 'las been sent out to nearby police.
 On Tuesday the woman accom- ,onied by the man who was carry 1g 8 satchel entered the shop and sked to see some skirts. Selecting nr she asked for permission to try
 on and was taken into the altera- Iol room in the rear of the shop. Ao then told the clerk that she ould take the skirt but since she liI not have enough money with '"r to pay for 1t would make a lnlar deposit and call for 1t later.
 Some time after they had left s175 tealskin coat was missing. The po- ,lcc are working on the theory that this is the samc woman who yester- Jay gave two fraudulent checks to local merchants.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-06
ROYALTY SEES GAME
King George, Queen Mary and Two Sons Seem to Enjoy Watching ChisoN and Giants Play.

By The Associated Press.
 LondoR,Nov. 6. - King George, Queen Mary and their two sons, the Prince of Wales and Prince Henry, today saw the New York Giants de- feat the Chicago White Sox to 5 in an exhibition at the Stamford bridge football grounds.
 With the royal family sat Ameri- can Ambassador Kellogg and around them were about 1000 of his ma jcsty's subjects and several hundred Americans. Almost every time a foul tip sped straight off the bat to- ward the royal box. directly behind the plate, the king anh queen either lodged or put up their arms to pro- tCct their heads. Each time, Of course. the ball hit the wire netting protecting the grandstand spectators and bumped 10 the ground.
 The king seeming enjoyed the fact that his instructive act of pro- tecting the head that wears the crown wasn't without it's amusing aspect He got several good laughN out Of the situation. while many or his subjects so far lost control of themselves as to smile discrcctly and quietly.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-06
Completes Work of
 Standardizing Threads

Chief William J. Noble of the fire department announced this after- noon that the work of standardizing the threads on the fire hydrants and fire fighting equipment of the city has been entirely completed includ- ing the equipment in all the factor ics of the city. The standardizing work in Berlin has also been com- pleted. Chief Noble said that the threads on all fire equipment in the city now conforms with the stan dard which has been adopted by all the cities and towns within 20 miles of the city with the exception of Plainville. Plainville is expected to change over to the standard in the near future as at the present time if there were fire of any proportion in that town, considerable difficulty and delay would be experienced in getting aid from this city or any other neighboring city.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-06
MARRIED FOR 25 YEARS
Mr. and Mrs. Hcrhert Ratt,c to
 Observe Silver Wedding tnni, CT
 sary Probably ThankSgi, ing Day.

Mir. and Mrs. Herbert Rattye of 57S Stanley street. this city. will ob- serve the 18th anniversary or their marriage on November 29. It is ex- pected that a family observance of the event will be held on Thanks giving.
 Mrs. Battye was formerly Miss Eli zaboth Bertha Sperl. daughter of the late MT. and Mrs. Adolph Sperl of this city. She was married in this city November 29, 1899, to ,Mr Battye, who is a son of the late Mir. and Mrs. John Battye of Mansfield.
 They have lived in this city since their marriage. MT. Battye was for years employed by the Connecticut Co. but for the past r years has hrer with the New Britain Gas Light Co.
 They have cue daughter, Gladys who was married a few months ago 10 Harry B. Shepard Of this city.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-06
WANT TO GO HUNTING
Nine Employees of r. s. Rubber Works in Naugatuck Ask That Season Be Extended For Them.

Waterbury, Nov. s.-One of the first petitions to reach Governor Charles A. Templeton for an exten- sion of the hunting season was re- ccived by the chief executive from nine employees of the United States Rubber Company's central office at Naugstuck today. Tn addition to this petition, Governor Templeton has re- ccived innumerable telephone re- qusts. The season was recently sus- pended because of the fire damage during the present drought.
 The chief executive this morning stated that although he would take the matter up with the state fish and game commission though even if this commission informed him that 1t would be all right to extend the sea ason, he did not think he would have the authority to grant such an extension under the state statutes. The governor intended 10 take the matter up with COmmis- sioner Titcomb at Hartford today.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-06
Foreign Exchange

New York, Nov. e.-Foreign ey changes steady, Quotations Gin conts); Great Britain; demand 45s 5-S; cables 4567s; so day bills on banks 4jS7s. France; demand S.22; cables 5.@2 1-@; Italy; demand 4.S@ l-2; cables AS; Belgium: demand 4,7s; cables 4,79 1-9; Germany: de- mand (per trillion 237s; Holland: demand 39.75; Norway; demand 14.45; Sweden; demand 26.76; Den- mark 17,3S: Switzerland: demand 1928; Spain; demand 1850; Greece: demand 1.77; Poland: demand 19 l-4; Czecho- Slovakia: demand @.9s l-4; Jugo- Slavia; demand 145 1-o; Austria: demand .onl4 l-4, Ru- mania: demand .56 1-2; Argcurina: demand 31.25; Brazil; demand lilo; Tokio; demand SS 11-16; Montreal 100.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-06
SANFORDS OBSERVE
 GOLDEN WEDDING
PIainyilIe Residents Married in
 New Haven in 1874
tsnecIa, to the. Herald)

Plainville, No. 6.-Mr. and Mrs. Treat L. Sanford of Broad street celebrated their 50th wedding anni- Nersary at their home yesterday. They were married in New Haven In 1874 and have been residents of Plainville since 1913.
 They spent nearly 40 years in Waterbury where Mir. Sanford was engaged in the grocery and meat business for more than 27 years. Mrs Sanford who before her mar riage was Miss Charlotte M. Tudge Of New Haven, is the granddaughter of the late Rev. Joseph Marsh of Sandwich, Cape Cod, Massachusetts.
 The union has been blessed with three children, two of whom are liv- ing. They are Mrs. Edith l.. Scharmer of Springfield Mass and Howard E. Sanford of 1SS Broad street, Plainvillc. They are the grandparents of six grandchildren.
 During the day. Mir. and Mrs. Sanford were the recipients of sev- cral gold pieces, bouquets of flow CTS and other gifts, including large wedding cake covered with orna- mental frosting and covered with so lighted candles which spelled 1874 1924, concealiug a gold piece.
 Guests wcrep resent at the home from Cheshire, Plainvile, Spring field and Waterbury and all felici- tated the couple on the happy oc- casion. Both Mir. and Mrs. Sanford are in active health and they look forward 10 many more years Of happy welded life.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-06
REPORTS UNCONFIRNED
Federal Men In Hartford Know Nothing Of Reported Search For Tong War Munitions,

Hartford, Nov. 6.--Rumors that federal and police agents were searching throughout the state for arms and ammunition said 10 be imported in connection with the long war between the On Leongs and the Hip Sings could not he Veri- fed here today. John \, novd, head of the federal bureau Of inyes- tigaiion in the state said that he knew nothing of any federal agents engaged in such an investigation. The police declared they had no in formation to lead them 10 make any snCh search and none is being made. Federal narcotic agents have been working in the southern part of the state and have raided some Chinese places, but have not been concerned with a search for weapons.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-06
City Items

Stella Rebekah Lodge, No. II, will hold a social tomorrow afternoon at 2:SO o'clock for members and their friends. In the evening a class Of eight candidates will be initiated.
 Novelty Dance, Friday night. sul- iivans Dancing School, Grotto Hall, '-advt.
 Best dress values, Mary Elizabeth Dress Shop, S7 w. Main' Prof. Bldg --adv.
 A meeting Of New Britain Aerio Eagles will be held tonight.
 An unknown autoist struck and broke the fire hydrant In front of i2 Cedar street last night. according 10 report received .by the police.
 There will be an anniversary re- quiem high mass at o'clock tomor- row morning at St. Peter's church for the late Miss Laurence Ouellet.
 Former Se!ectman and Mrs. w. F. Latham will spend the winter in Florida. They will leave next week.
 Miss Jean Cochrane of Columbia street, deputy city clerk, Is recuper- eting at the Hartford hospital from an operation she underwent Last week.
 There will be rehearsal of the senior choir of St. Mary's church, in the church this evening at o'clock. The music to be sung on Christmas will be started.
 The Philharmonic band will hold a rehearsal tomorrow night.
 The democratic town committee will meet this evening at o'clock in democratic headquarters in the United Building.
 Paul V. Moreau of New Britain now in the U. 5. Marine Corps at Lakehurst. N. J., is home on 10 day furlough.
 sergey Kowalenok Is the de- fendant in action for $500 brought by Judge William r. Man gan, acting for Coslanti Chodutki. The plaintiff alleges that the de- fendant owes him money and has refused 10 pay 1t Constable Fred Wrinkle served papers on the de- fendant this morning.
 Dominick Morello ct al. has start ed suit against Frank Paquin for s1O0, alleging that the money is due for goods delivered, Judge George w. Klett represents the plaintiff. Constable Fred Wrinkle served pa pers on the defendant this morning.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-06
WALL ST. REPORTS

New York, Nov, 6.-stock prices continued to surge upward at today's opening, Buying of selected issues in unusually lalge blocks stimulated the trading, during which several new 1924 high records were marked mp, including American smeting. Maxwell Motors "B" and Montgo- mcry Ward American Can, and L. s. Steele common were unchanged, bus other popular issues moved fraction ally higher, with marked activity in the copper shares
 The upward movement gained me- mentum as trading expanded in the subsequent dealings, with heavy buying orders flowing in for the low priced shares, Early laggards, such as American Can, resumed their ad- vance and high grade railroad stocks including Union Pacific and New York Central showed fresh bursts Of strength, Granger and Southwest ern rail issues were unusually active, partly in response to the cumulative effects Of several weeks of record breaking freight traffic and more in- terest was exhibited in mail order and department store shares. Nal linson SIX preferred jumped II tpoints to SO. Gains Of 1 to 2& points embraced American Radiator, Universal Pipe preferred and the St. Paul, Missouri Pacific and Great Northern preferred issues Nickel Plate," however, broke points on the announcement of a deadlock in its merger negotiations on a lease basis, Other heavy spots were At lantic Refining, Davison and Kinney. Foreign exchanges opened steady.
 Buying power showed signs of diminishing when the rally had been under way for about half an hour. and this, with the marking up Of th3 renewal rate on call money to per cent, brought about active selling tor both accounts. Early gains, which ran from l to points, were materially reduced or cancelled with weakness developing in some of the chemical, sugar and motor shares. Chandler Motors broke 10 a new low for the year at 2ohs and Dupont sold off 2 F points from yestt rday's close. Colorado Fuel, American Ice, Cuya- mel Fruit and Atlantic Refining also yielded readily &T realizing sales. Rails continued to offer stubborn re- sistance to selling pressure, indcat- ing that they were in a better tech- | nical market position than the in- dustrias