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Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-28
PINE COUNTY
FARM NAMES
(REGISTERED)

Registration fee 50c at Register Of Deeds
Office. Pine City. Mimi.
I. The Pine Grove Dairy Farm.
2. Clover Lear Farm.
}. Baumgarten Helm.
Idlewild Farm.
s. Manor Oak.
8. Oak Dale.
Z. Ramborg.
3. Clover Crest Farm.
3. Cloverdale Farm.
10. ElmwoOd Farm.
IL. Oswald Farm.
~. Highland Farm.
10. East View Farm.
II. Midway Farm.
10. Evergreen Farm.
l6. Lake View Farm.
II. Hopewell Farm.
10. Meadowbrook Holstein Farm.
20. Glover Lawn Farm.
~. Springdale.
%. sunny Side.
%. Fairview Farm.
-. Clover Leaf stock Farm.
IS. Shady Wood.
26. sunny Hin Farm.
%. Maple Grove Farm.
IS. Grand Meadow Farm.
20. Popple Grove.
30. Willow Lane Farm.
81. North Star Farm.
80. Clover Hin Farm
80. Overum Farm.
81. Willow Brook Farm.
IS. Glendale Farm.
2s. North Land stock Farm.
81. Burr Oak Farm.
IS. Silver Wood Ranch.
80. Ferndale.
40. Solbakke Farm.
Il. Elmhurst stock and Dairy Farm
~, Meadow Lawn Farm.
~. Highland Park Farm.
a.. Meadowview.
as. Guernsey Brook Farm.
ts. Twin Oak Farm.
q. Pine Lake Stock Farm.
as. The Pines.
80. Oak Lawn.
SO. Dagset Farm.
81. Brook Side Farm.
SO. May Flower Farm.
50. Sunrise Farm.
Sc. Dairy Land stock Farm.
IS. Clover Meadow stock Farm
So. -Four Leaf Clover Farm
81. Hilcrest Stock Farm.
s.. John Hancock Farm.
So. Cherry Grove Farm.
SO. Birkedale Farm.
81. Valley Farm.
81. Ralsam Grove Farm
50. HincSley Dairy stock Farm
81. Pinehurst Farm.
IS. Maple View Farm.
Sc. Elm View Farm
81. Wood side Stock Farm.
IS. Guernseydale Farm.
SO. Valley View stock Farm.
20. Pleasant View Farm
II. sunny View Farm.
20. Oak I'm Farm.
70. Dale Grove.
"a. brentwood Farm.
rs. Edgemoor Farm.
rs. Oak Lake Stock Farm.
~. Meadow Lane Stock Farm.
~. Riverdale Farm.
~. The Pioneer Farm.
so. sunny slope Farm.
81. Rrookfeld Dairy and Stock Farm.
-. Chengwatana Stock Farm.
50. South Side Farm.
81. Riverside stock Farm
IS. Clover Park Farm.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-28
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
OF SUCCESS

/. Work hard. Hard work is
the best investment a man can
make.
2. Study hard. knowledge
enables a man to work more in
telligently and effectively.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-28

We are led to make these re-
marks because Of the fact that
Just this week we received a per-
sonally addressed--in disguised
handwriting envelope, bearing
a Minneapolis postmark, and con-
tanning four sheets of closely
typewriter manuscript assailing
the Catholic church and the Pope.
We probably would have thrown
this in the waste basket, as we
have done with so many other
pissives like it. but for the fact
that some of the statements in
il are so at variance with what
we consider the true American
spirit--the traditional spirit of
religious tolerance.
II is interesting. as an attempt
to play upon the superstitions of
the reader, that this circular that
was sent us contains about thirty
references to alleged historic
facts, where terrible calamities
have come to persons and nations
following a Papal blessing and
where the Pope's curse has been
followed by success.
We will here give a few sam
pies of these, quoting from the
circular sent us:
President Woodrow Wilson be-
came helpless invalid soon after
receiving the Pope's blessing"
Mrs. Sherman, wife of Gen.
Sherman, received the Golden
Rose, and il proved fatal, for she
died soon after"
The Empress of Brazil was
blessed by the Pope, she broke
her leg three days after and the
emperor lost his crown and died
in exile"
The Pope blessed Queen Ma
thalie of Servia ON her conversion
in 1906. She ended her days in
exile as a fugitive. Her son was
murdered"
Pope Leo XIII blessed work
by an ex-Jesuit named 0'Reilly,
which was unfortunately pub
lished by Mark Twain's publish
ing firm, II in consequence went
bankrupt"
There are more than twenty
other Instances" like the above.
in this document that our Mime
apolis friend sends us.
Every purported blessing is
followed by an alleged calamity
Was there ever a more clever
appeal to the superstitious?
OF course. the authors of these
things do not stop to explain that
for every one of the calamity
laden instances, that they cite,
literally thousand could be
brought where the Papal blessing
has been followed by the reverse.
The whole thing is merely a
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-28
UnduIy Alarmed

A citizen with very bad cold hap
pened to bump into a prominent
lawyer he knew. The lawyer, not
ing conditions, began to tell of a
remedy he had tried and found
efficacious. But the man with the
cold was exceedingly uneasy and
tried to back away.
"Now hold on, George" urged
the attorney, "I'm not going to
charge you for this. This is medi-
cal advice"
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-28

these men could drive the Catho-
lie church from America which
it is not then their next move
would be against every form. of
the Protestant church.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-28

American Want Ads are read
by buyers and sellers.
American Want Ads work
night and day.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-28
RELIGIOUS INTOLERANCE
tMlnneota Mascot)

How many times have we not
heard that the founders Of this
Republic of the United States
came TO this, then, vast wilder
ness that they might, unmolest-
ed, worship God according to the
dictates of their own conscience?
This is about the first thing
that an American child learns
about the history of its country
With pride every loyal Ameri-
can points to the fact that here
there is religious freedom. that
here we have the right, and en-
JOY the privilege of worshipping
according TO our own way OF
thinking.
Religious freedom has always
been one Of the main pillars sup
porting the political house we
live in.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-08-28

But, "Americanism", especially
in these latter days, takes on
many forms.
Not infrequently there comes
10 the editor of the Mascot, per-
sonally addressed letters and cir
culars, carefully concealing every
mark that would disclose the
identity Of the sender, letters and
circulars dealing with religious
subjects and, in the name of
Americanism, preaching the most
un-Ameriean of all doctrines -
religious intolerance.
Almost all of these epistles are
aimed at the Catholic church.
That church is held up as the
arch-enemy of America and its
teachings are assaulted from every
angle.
To spread religious intolerance
and fan the flame of religious
hatred is the sole and only result
that comes from these communi-
cations.
Under our Constitution the
right of unmolested religious
freedom is a right that extends
10 the Catholic worshipper Just
rs il does TO the Protestant.
When YOU single out one re
religion for persecution YOU en-.
danger the liberty and stability OF
every other religion. You can
not prohibit the religious free.
dom Of the Catholic without shat.
tering at the same time the free.
dom Of the Protestant
This is q self-evident fact.
We hold no brief for the Catho.
lie church.
We believe that il, like every
other church. is, on its human
side, burdened with the errors Of
finite man.
Anything that the human ele
ment enters into. error will en-
ter into.
But many Of these fanatic.
who are out fighting the Catholi,
church are not enemies Of thai
church alone but Of all churches
They know that they can no, ge1
away with fighting them all a,
one time and so they pick out IN,
Catholic because they know thal
in their fight against that ehurcl
they can enlist the prejudiccs O
the Protestants and thus sc, b,
better.
But were IL conceivable tha
The border vidette., 1924-09-20
FRIENDS.
(By Hal Cochran)

How many friends have you
really got, yea, how many friends
do you know? Just how do you
tell just who is, or not, and how
does real friendship grow?
A fellow will claim he's a
friend of yours and his greeting
for you is a smile. He feels that
one little thing assures that he
is a friend worth while.
You only may see him when
things are okeh and ynn carry
no troubles to sift. But sup.
posin things change on the very
next day; is be ready to give you
a lift?
Expressions of sympathy;
loans, now and then, will often
give folks new start. A friend
sets you pluggin' all over again
when your own backing hasn't
the heart.
The answer to friendship is
simple, at best; it's something
that's easy to sum. I'll hang to
the fellow, and pass all the rest,
who's for me whatever may
come.
The border vidette., 1924-09-20
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the Superior Court of Santa
Cruz comfy, State of Arizona.
Estate of Domingo Puchi, de-
ceased.
NOTICE is hereby given by the
~ undersigned administrator of
the estate of Domingo Puchi, de-
ceased, to the creditors of and all
persons having claims against the
said deceased, to exhibit them, with
the necessary vouchers, within four
months after the first publication
of this notice to the said admins
traitor at the office of Duffy &
Robins, in the Doherty building,
Nogales, Arizona, the same being
the place for the transaction of the
business OF said estate, in said
county of Santa Cruz.
MANUEL EsCALADA,
Administrator of the estate Of
Domingo Puchi, deceased.
Dated Nogales, Arizona, this 10Th
day of September, 1924. 9-20-5t
The border vidette., 1924-09-20

of Arizona, and answer tho COM
plant therein filed with the clerk
of this said court, at Nogales, in
said county, within twenty days
after the service upon you of this
summons, if served in this said
county, or in all other cases within
thirty days thereafter, the times
above mentioned being exclusive
OF the day of service, or judgment
by default will be taken against
you.
/ Given under my hand and seal
of the superior court of Santa Cruz
county, State OF Arizona, this 23rd
day Of August, 1924.
Seal. ROBT. E. LEE,
Clerk of the said Superior Court.
First pub. Aug 30.-5t.
The border vidette., 1924-09-20
SUMMONS No. 1857.
In the Superior Court of Santa
Cruz county, State of Arizona.

CruZ county, Otate VI hilIoho'
Joseph w. Bailey, Jr., Trustee
and American Exchange National
Bank, corporation, plaintiffs, VS..
Baca Float Mining and Cattle Co.,
a corporation, defendant.
Action brought in the Superior
Court of Santa Cruz county, State
Of Arizona, and the complaint filed
in the said county OF Santa Cruz
in the office of the clerk of the said
superior court.
Ia the name of the State OF Arl.
zona to Baca Float Mining and
Cattle Co., a corporation, defend
ant, greeting:
You are hereby summoned and
required to appear in an action
brought against you by the above
named plaintiff in the superior
court of Santa Cruz county, State
The border vidette., 1924-09-20
NOTICE or SALE or REAL PROPERTY

In the Superior Court of Santa
Cruz county, State of Arizona.
Nogales Building & Loan AS.
sociation, corporation, plaintiff,
VS.. Daniel Arteche and Mary G.
Arteche, defendants.
Under and by virtue of an ex.
ecution and order of sale issued
out of the Superior Court of San.
ia Cruz county, State of Arizona,
in an action wherein Nogales
Building & Loan Association, a,
corporation, was plaintiff and
Daniel Arteche and Mary G. Ar.
teche, defendants, upon judg.
ment rendered on the 18th day
of September, 1924, in favor of
said plaintiff and against said
defendant, for the sum of Thir-
teen Hundred Nine and OO/1O0
Dollars Isl, ,309.OO). current law.
ful money of the United States
of America, with attorneys fees,
interest and costs, l have this
day levied upon all the right.
title, claim and interest of said
defendants In and to the follow.
ing described property, to wit:
Being in the town, (now city,,
of Nogales, Santa Cruz county,
State of Arizona, and being de-
scribed as follows: Starting at
the northwest corner of block p
of the Noon addition of the town,
(now city,. of Nogales, Arizona;
thence fifty five. (55). feet south
easterly along the south side of
the alley line to a point, lsaid
point being the. starting point of
the land referred to in this mort.
gage); thence fifty eight, (58),
feet, more or less, in the same
direction to a point; thence one
hundred, (lO0), feet, more or less,
at right angles to a point on the
north side of Oak street; thence
along the north side of Oak
street in a westerly direction
sixty three. (63), feet to a point;
thence in a direct line to the
place of beginning; said land be-
ing a part of block P of the
Noon addition in the town, (now
city,, of Nogales, Arizona, &C.
cording to the map thereof.
| Notice is hereby given that /
will, on the 18th day of October,
1924, at 1000 o'clock a. %. of
said day, at the front door of the
court house, Santa Cruz county,
State of Arizona, sell at public
auction, for current lawful money
of the United States of America,
all the right, title, claim and in
terest of said defendants in and
to the above described property,
or as much thereof as may be
necessary to satisfy said judg.
ment, with interest and costs,
with accruing costs, to the high.
est bidder, for cash.
Dated this 18th day of Septem.
Der, A. D., 1924.
Fl. j. Brown,
Sheriff.
f.. By Fl. j. PATTERSON,
| 9-20-4t. Deputy Sheriff.
The border vidette., 1924-09-20
SEPTEMBER 90, 1924.
LOCAL NEWS.

| NOHuIcS lS " AdVC " VIl1dI
Sisters Lodge.
F.. ]. Walker Is registered al
The Bowman from Tempe.
C. w. Phillips is in the city
from his gold mines in Sonora.
John George, Yaqui river rice
grower, has returned home from
the south country.
Mr.. Munger, Yaqui river rice
grower, is business visitor at
the border from Cajame.
J. S. Gatlin, from his ranch
near Patagonia, visited Nogales
the forepart of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Lown and
little daughter have gone east
to visit Mr.. Lown's old home.
Bracey Curtis, president of
the First National Bank, has re
turned from a business trip up
state.
Perry Wilson has returned to
his farm in the beautiful San
Rafael valley, near Lochiel, this
county.
John M. Hughes. proprietor
of The Cave Club and Concordia
Cafe, has gone to Cananea on
business.
Fred Dow, Yaqui river farmer,
is in the city from the south
country, where be has resided
many years.
Mike Long and Tom Shannon,
we'll known niue prospectors
of Santa Cruz county, are county
seat visitors.
E. D. Farley. Patagonia min
ing man, has returned from an
extended trip in Sonora, on min
ing business.
Attorney Gerald Jones of Tue
son is in the city on business for
his client, Sam Leeker, local re.
tired merchant.
Miss Lucy Chatham, daughter
of Mrs. J. J. Chatham, has re
sumed her studies at the Univer
SitV of Arizona.
j. w. Elder, Prescott lumber
man, is business visitor ia No
gales, from the Mile High city
among the pines.
One of Writ G. Bowman's fine
thoroughbred German police
dogs died Tuesday at Camp
Stephen D. Little.
Splendid rains in Sonora are
reported and stockraisers and
farmers in the vicinity of Her
mosillo are happy.
A. H. Gardner, prominent
business man of Tombstone, &C
companied by his wife, visited
Nogales this week.
C. H. James, local mining en-
gineer, has returned from an ex
tended business trip down the
West Coast of Mexico.
J. A. Hilton, San Xavier, So
nora mine operator, is business
visitor in Nogales, from his min
ing properties in Sonora.
George Coughlin of Patagonia,
was a visitor in the city Tues.
day. He came to help celebrate
Mexico's Independence Day.
Mike McCleary has returned
from a business visit to the No,
che Buena mines in Sonora own
ed by DR.. A. L. Gustetter Of this
city.
Lee Farrell, son of Mrs. Grace
Farrell, county school superin
tendent, has returned from ar
extended visit at Fresno, Cali
fornia.
Miss Geraldine Mccormick
charming daughter of Mrs. D.
D. Farley of Patagonia, spent
the weekend in Nogales with
friends.
Mrs. Wade Barbee, wife of the
manager of the Southern Trus
Company, has gone to Detroit
Michigan, to visit her mother
and sisters.
Louis Hudgin, cashier for Roy
& Titcomb, Inc, has been ir
Tucson this week serving bis
country as a. member of the q
S. grand jury.
Frank N. Cox is in the city
from his mining camp near No
win Srpor, fropo whore Si)vo
The border vidette., 1924-09-20

Prescott-Cedar Glade, Con.
gress and Williamson Valley
school districts vote bonds for
erection of new school buildings.
Evening star., 1924-02-06
LIBRARIAN WANTED
AT $4,000 ANNUALLY
Position at Navy Yard Offered by
Civil Service Commission.
Other Places Open.

The Washington navy yard wants
a director of libraries, at $4,000 a
year salary. to serve In the Office of
the commandant. according to an an
Inouncement today by the Civil Service
Commission.
Other examinations scheduled are ::
Debating machine transcriber. de-
partmental service, at $1,000 to $1,000
year: agricultural engineer. bureau
OF public roads. Department of Agri-
culture, at $4,000 to $4,000 year;
E1aboratorian Chemical. physical, en-
gfneering). departmental service, at
$1,000 to $1,000 year; junior chemist
in forest products, forest service. at
$1,000 to s2,100 a year; chemist in
forest products. at $2.760 to $500 a
year; associate chemist in forest prod :
ucts at s2,160 to $4,000 a year. forest
fof statistics. Treasury Department,
at $1,000 a year: assistant statistician
iand-grant college statistics), bu-
reau OF education. Department Of the
! Interior. at $1.S00 a year; field recIa
nation commissioner. reclamatio
service Department of the Interior.
at $4,000 year; teacher of home
economies, at $3.50 to $840 a year, with
furnished quarters, heat and light
free. principal of home economies, at
Sl,OOO to $1,20O year. with furnished
quarters, heat and light free. Indian
service: printer. government printing
office, at IS cents an hour; apprentice
copperplate map engraver, geological
survey, Department of the Interior
at $S40 year, and in the hydro
graphic office of the Navy Depart
! ment. at $1,000 year; apprentice
fish culturist. bureau of fisheries, De-
partment Of Commerce, at $500 a year
for duty in the continental United
States and at $500 a year for duty In
Alaska.
In addition to the salaries named
above. the increase Of $40 a month will
be allowed for most positions :he
basic salary of which does not eX-
ceed $4,000 a year.
Full Information and application
blanks may he obtained at the ofIic q
of the Civil Service Commission, 17eA
F. street northwest.
Evening star., 1924-02-06
The Hospital. Zone

"Drive quietly"-the sign is plain.
in letters large and high; in yonder
house, on cots of pain, lot of sick
folks lie; the noise of traffic is a
strain meath which they moan and
sigh. And most of those who see
the sign slow down as they go past.
their rusty ax2es cease to whine,
their cylinders to blast: most men
are kindly and benign, their SYM
pathies are vast. They strive to
make as little noise as their old
cars can spring. and to their little
girls and boys they say, Don't
yell or sing; for idle racketing
destroys the sick ones peace, by
jing." The doctors and the nurses
gaze, and say, in accents low, May
heaven bless those thoughtful jays
who drive their vans so slow
our patients would have peaceful
days. if all would like them 60"
But now and then: the speeder fleet
goes by with noises dire; he drives
his what-not down the street as
going to fire; the doctors then
their bosoEs beat, che nurses groan
with ire. The sign is there for all
to read, the words are hold and
plain; and kindly men reduce their
speed, and sigh for those in pain
but skates whose wits have gone
to seed. a dizzy speed maintain.
(Copyright.) WALT MASON.
Evening star., 1924-02-06
ToDAY'S ADJUSTMENTS.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS of the Movies"
$3.50 pm. Matinee, 2:15 pm.
POLPS-"The Passing Show" 500
pm.
GARRICK-'Patches $500 pm.
BELASCO-The Fool" $50 p.m
Matinee. 2:15 pm.
KEITH's-ElIa Shields-Wilkis Bard,
vaudeville, at 2:15 and 8:15 pm.
PRESIDENT-'-The High Cost OF
Living" a farce, at 2:30 and $3.50.
COSMOS-king Solomon. jr.. vaude-
vile and pictures, continuous per
formance from ! to II pm.
STRAND-"Band Box Revue" vau-
devillc and pictures, at 2:45, $3.50 ana
$40 pm.
GAYETY-Mollie williams Show,
burlesque, at 2:15 and Sis pm.
RAMS HEAD PLAYERS-Eugene
O'NeilIs Cold" tonight $3.50 o'clock.
RIALTO-Colleen Moore, Through
the Dark 1880 am, 1880, $3.50, $3.50,
1880 and $3.50 pm.
METROPOLITAN - Jealous Hus-
bands" Warnings Pennsylvanians. at
1910. 2:10, 4:10. $50. 1855 and 10 pm.
COLUMBIA-"Napol and Jose
phine," at II am, 1885, 3:05. 5:1o, 7:2O
and 9:5o pm.
PALACE-Thomas Meighan. in pied
| Piper Malone" at 11:05 am, 1:15. 1925,
5:25. 1926 and 9:35 pm.
AMBASSADOR-Beb Daniels, Ills
Children's Children" at 6:15. and
9:55 pm.
CENTRAL Moore. rFlam-
ing YOUTH" 11:45 am, 1:25. $40, 4:50.
$50. $50 and 10 pm.
CRANDALL's-El "a ne Hammer
stein, In broadway Gold"
Evening star., 1924-02-06
TALK BY COOLIDGE
LIKELY AT BANQUET
President to Attend Lincoln
Day Affair of Republican
Voters Here.

The feature of the Lincoln day ban
auet to be given by the Republican
State Voters Association Of the Dis.
trtct of Columbia at the Willard
Hotel Saturday night will be the
presence OF President and Mrs. Coo
ltdg. 1t Is understood that the Pres
ident on this occasion, which will be
participated in by more than eight
hundred republican men and women,
intends to deliver an old-timc re-
publican address -.
In addition to the President and
Mrs. Coolidge there will be in at
many other men and women
of prominence from different sections
of the country, as well as resident
Washingtonians.
Among those who have accepted
invitations to speak at this celebra-
of Pennsylvania. Nicholas Longworth
OF Ohio, majority leader In the
House: Representative Henry r..
Rathbone of Illinois, whose father
was in the box at Fords Theater the
night when President Lincoln was
Mrs. Arthur Livermore of New York,
chairman of the women's executive
committee of the New York republi :
can committee, and who was an al
ternate delegate -at-large from New
York to the national convention at
Chicago in 1920: Representative
Charles Edwin Winter, representa-
tive-at- large. representing Wyoming
William Tyler Page, clerk Of the
House of Representativ and Rev.
James Shera Montgomery. chaplain
of the House.
The instrumental music will be
provided by Minister'S Orchestra. The
Capitol Quartet, comprised of Will
liam +. Shanahan. first tenor: Will
liam W. Gantz. second tenor; Earl
Carbaugh. first bass, and Edwin CAL
low. second base. with Mrs. Earl Car
baugh. accompanying, will entertain
with vocal selections, and Mrs. Ruby
Smith Stahl, dramatic soloist, will
sing.
All republicans are invited to at
tend this Lincoln day dinner. The
price per plate is So. There is yet
opportunity to make reservations by
communicating with Executive Sec
retary \. r. Chaffee at association
headquarters. 7S4 18th street north
west. Telephone Main 1866.
Evening star., 1924-02-06
SENTENCES UPHELD.
Justice Robb Confirms Conviction
Of Strikers.

The District Court of Appeals in an
opinion by Justice Robb yesterday
affirmed the conviction and sentence
of Robert W. Sisson. Maurice Sulli-
van and Earl D. Dean. union workers,
who were charged with assaulting,
with metal pipe. James r. Keaton,
an employe of the Pullman Company,
whom they mistook for strike
breaker. during the strike of the ma
chine workers at Union station in
September. 1922.
The court finds that the trial JUS
tice was right in permitting the gov
ernment to offer evidence to show
that Sullivan was picketing around
CniCn station prior to the assault
keaton had continued to work while
union men We're conducting a strike,
and there was a conflict between
unionism and non-unionism." This
evidence. the court declares. had a
direct bearing on the question Of mo-
tive and clearly was proper The
other assignments Of error are over
ruleL.
Sullivan was sentenced to serve sew
en- years in the penitentiary and Sis
son and Dean each five years.
Evening star., 1924-02-06
To Identify Them.

From the Akron Beacon Journal.
Easy way to remember peoples
names and faces. Pretend to yourself
that they all owe you money
Evening star., 1924-02-06
Defining the Oyster.

From the Kansas City Star.
Unconscious humor is a brand all it's
own. In a Nevada town the other
day a teacher asked: What is an
oyster?" Sixteen young minds worked
on the problem. but Willie beat them
to II, announcing his definition tri-
umpiantly: AN oyster is a fish built
like a nut"