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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06

then they are called together by the
clerk of the House of Lords.
The present Irish peers in the
Lords number 28
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06
BENDER STILL HITS.EM

The veteran Chief Bender. always
a great batsman, finished better
than 300 with Baltimore last season.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06

81 love living in the country" said
a man who owes a lot of money in
the Broadway district. 81 love to
walk along the country roads. You
know you can't owe money to a cow"
New York Evening World. p,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06
4 Routine Matter

she still stays young"
Yes, it's an old habit OF hers. y
Sans-Gene (PariS.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06
THERE is A DIFFERENCE

There seems to be decided diff
ference in handling college players
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06

Motor omni'b,lScs are now rum
ming regularly between Bagdad
and Aleppo, although the motor
road is officially unprotected. The
distance between Bagdad and Alep-
pc, by way of Mosul, is roughly
$50 miles.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06
No Maiden Name For Her

A colored nanny came into the
office of the estate, for which she
worked, to receive her monthly
wages. AS she could not write. she
always made cross on the receipt.
But on this occasion she made a
circle. ~
What's the matter, Linda ?" the
man in charge asked. "Why DOM
you make a cross as usual? ~
"Why," Linda explained earnestly
"Ah done got married yestahday on
changed nah name. Dry Goods
Economist.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06

will receive than attention the
Pittsburgh Nationals this Leween college
pitcher decided
the University Nebraska listed genuine
collegiate he Against Missouri
valley championship famed 10 bates
OF this performance that Pittsburgh signed him
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06
Sports
LOCAL BOWLERS
BEAT MANDAN

The Bismarck Ginnts bowling team
defeated the Mandan city team ut
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06

The middleweight champion of
Germany has arrived in this country,
admitting his readiness to be knock
ed simple By some of the games
worst fighters
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06

OF course all boxing champions
have great footwork. =. That's
how they sidestep dangerous opron-
entS
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06

Having. had no previous experience
as messenger boy, it is not sur
prising that Black Jack Barry decln-
ed to sign as Clarke Grifrith's man
ager.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06

Professional football magnates
have decided to cut all salaries next
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06

Experts praise Dazzy Vanee's fast
ball, but if they want to see real
fast ball they ought to go to one Of
these modern sorority shindigs.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06

Well, anyway, Mr.. Fall was differ
ent from those Black Sox ball play
ers; he didn't do it for "thc wife
and Riddles"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-02-06

The "Old Master" was the name
cause of his crafty pitching ability.
He knew every trick of the game.
OF the modern day twirlcrs few
work with better judgment that Ur-
ban ShOckcr of the Browns.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-10
La representation de-.

SUI falta de tacto, ecianilnidad Y fir
meza. PerdfInos, por ejemplo, eY nom
bramiento de un portorriquehe para
Attorney General. y es publico noto-
rio que estuvimos muy ;eypuestos no
solo perdcr el nombrnniiento. Gle un
portorriauefio para presidents de nues
tro Tribunal Supreme. sino hasea quo
sc hubiese refor1nado nuestra carta Or
-ganlca en- sentido feacciohario : veia-
torio lal pals. s@ss
Para terrninar estos aiIfeulos solo
me resta observar due lie todo 10 iicho
en- ellos Sc desprendc, a mi iuicio que
no es sabio nj prudente nj jasto que
Puerto Rico SC eonforn4e con una re-
presentation tan inadecuada inefec-
tiva como Ia que tiene cn Ia actuan-
dad. In simple Colhisienado Residen-
TO es POGO para representar'de 'dehidamen-
te los intereSsS de nuestra Isla en
Washington, especialmente ST Sc tie
ne en- cuenta que cl pals So pnede equi-
vOcar en- la designation del hombre,
y que ese Gonisionado es electo NADIA
menos que por cuatro anos. en- cuyo
tictnpo pIeden ocurrir muchas cos;is
que pongan en- peligro el prestigio, el
oicRestar y Ia felicidad Gle nuestra Is
la y sus habitantcS
Para mi Ii representation Dc Puer-
TO Rico en- Washington es una cosa
de tanta in,portaneia, que 81 yo hubie-
ia de reformar nueStra carta organi1
ca actual lie darfa a esta materia La
mas decidida preferencia en- Guam
to al hombre que debiera el pals deSig-
mar para ocupar el puesto de Comisio-
nado con que eontamos en- la actuah-
dad. 80 crco que los que me hayan
lefdo estaran de acuerdo coninigo en-
que el elecrorado portorriqueno debe'
teuer mucho c,sidado de no hacer una
inala election.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-11-10
La Masteo|ta /

A0aIES paSeabase por uno Gle los sen
deros dc Ia parse exterior dc Bsc.dn3
ham Palace, adonde le habian ordena.
do On" hiciera gnarda sin correspoh-
derle. Sa ttrno era al d;a siguiente.
Mas ;eEe remedio! No habla otro SIN,
.-esigna,se a La exigencias del servicio
o del sargento mayor, que a veces, CO
mo en- II OCCASION presente, no podia es-
tar mas desacertado. Aauella tarde del
losade octubre, rlacida " serena, no II
ocnsoiaha de la contrariedad que su-
tria. II. mundo, como In dorado veleta
Ge la c.lna del monmnento de Ia Queen
Victoria giraba en- derredor, frio, .
indiferente su NAL humor.
Per- 3por que deanonio le habrlan
variado 9! dia de guardia?--se pregun.
taba irce santementc.
Y. como no podia darse 81 misnio
Ina rcspuesta satisfactoria, su desespe-
raci6n lila en- aumento a medida que
svanzatan las horas.
Sin duda, el conpaEero a qnien sus-
titpia hahta lido prestar seryicio Ell
Victoria Palace.
Mliv preocupado con estas profundAs
considers clones, que tanto afectaban
& ia tranqlulidad de su espiritn, re-
corrfa sin cesar de mirar al suelo, ca
tIayecto que lie estaba senalado, y del
cuaI nc rodia apartatse en- eli termino
te dos horas.
En- aGuel momento disron las c!nca
y Adar experiment6 I'M terrible So
Iresalto siss ~ :.
Las einco-se dijo-. Precisamenta
la hors en- cue sale de la tienda dc
som bferos de Piccadilly. ibfaidita saa
mi snes1e! A as ~ tS s.
Porcue la verdad era que 81 NAL l,,l
NOR dc Adams tenia su or1gen en- una
de sgs debihdades amorosas.
Hacia una setnana que habia cone. .
cido = Susie, y lie habia rendido Ell no.
'nenaje debido a su juventud sa
helIeza Geclarandole su amor.
Ella, entire ruborosa osada, replied:
4
'--Hor,bre, me allegro que me Olga
usted ESQ porque es la spfimera veg
cue me hacen ell amor. listed puede ser
mi nlascota.
Adams Sc habfa sentido orgulloso al
or a Ii joven que podia servirle de
inascota. No saba muy bien el signifi-
cado de ese termino: pero debfa, indu-
Gablenente, corresponder aigo Iluy
carihosc. ka .@4
Dprante aquellos pocos 6ias, Susie
pase6 con Adms, afanosa de que SIS
amigas y coInpaSeras vieran la buena
suerte que lie habia cabido.
sAcaba ban de dar las cinco, preci-
samentc media hora despues. estana
citado con ella para tomar juntos Ell te
lejos dc aquel sitio. SNo era para per
der la sangre fria el hombre mas fie-
rnaticc de la Gran Bsetana hasta do
todo 9. mperio? Y ESQ por culpa de IN
sargent. caprichoso 1nalsvolo no lie
1a'bia duda. b.
Ic6Inc iba a explicar su faita Ia
cita7 lie croeria la ioven7 mo abriga.
ria sosDechas sobre su fidelidad? ELLA,
que era la propia iuocenciat La mu-
jer mas candorosa del mundo! No. no;
seguranente no lie creeria.
+ La aticci6n de Adms alcanzaba H.
mites insospechados aun para 81 nlismo.
Despucs de lanzar un houdo suspiru.
alz6 Ia cabesa para nnirar al cfelo; pero
en- la trayectoria Sc dstuvo y Sc paro
en- sero.
r tQr6 veia iNo era possible!
tcontsnaa on y ea pAgina)
Evening star., 1924-08-03

FINANCE co. CAR SALE.
The following cars belong to
local finance company and will
be sold regardless of price, and
terms.
1-2S Lexington Touring.
223 Columbia Touring
IN Hup Touring.
1--22 Coupe.
1-21 Roadster. in fne shape; real bug.
1-2S Closed Columbia.
1-S Nash Sport; $676.
THE MOTOR 90.
Frank. 9522 1410 Church ST. NV. %
Evening star., 1924-08-03

CANOE-l7-ft. Morris: good condition.; full
equipment; bargain, $40. Great Falls Boat and
Canoe House.
CANOE for sale. Call North $3.50 between 8
and 7:15. o.
CANOE. Old Town, bargain at $40. Call Mr..
Buell.. Main 600 bet. $50 and $40: ss
CLoTHEsLWorkingmen. recently We nave
been getting some very good slightly used
suits, which we sell from IS to SIS and there's
a big selection. Look them over boys. Justh's
Old Stand, $40 D.
CLOTHING-Motor and sport cost for lady.
wool; price, s.. Inquire 1477 Newton St,
Apt. 43.
.0ASTER WAGON. disk wheels, etc, 81 ID;
bookcase, &I0 422 NJ st, Sc.
COFFEE URNS. 5-gal., 2, good as new. SOC
18th st. NV. 3s
So G 1t. Phone Lincoln 60O5. Sc
CONTENTS of kitchen and bedroom, separate
or in bulk no dealers. 81 II NV.
gOCNTER-14 #. long, 3H n height, 4-ft.
cfrculor end; double shelves, natal care.
lloyd R Turner, 0ge 7th 1t. s.H.- -
Evening star., 1924-08-03
FOR sALE-MIsCELLAHEoUs

SEWING MACHINES.
Sale OF 10 used machines. all guaranteed:
must De sold at once, regardless Of price, to
make room for fall stock. 1882 9th IT. NV.
i,hone Franklin 445l. Open evenings till 8
Evening star., 1924-08-03

PAPEKHANGING. PAINTING-Speciai prices
for = weeks orly. Any size room. scrapinC.
pointing up cracks and paper with polychrome
paper and binder. SD: also kitchen walls, SO:
woodwork. 81: any size room: extra
charges. Work guaran teed. Don't he surprised:
We afford it. Can for estimat ties. n. 1T!4.
-Philadelnhia Dec. Co. 1870 14th &c
Evening star., 1924-08-03

PAPERHANGINti-Room $3.50 and up: in
terror and exterior painting at lowest prices.
Metropolitan Dec. Co. 427 q W. PHI. FIR. 500.
Evening star., 1924-08-03

BEDROOM SUITE. oak dresser and chiffonier
nraSS double bed. spring and mattress; $50
Call tMondayl 10 9th st ne
Evening star., 1924-08-03

BEDROOM STlTE-Handsomp American wal
nut. With vanity dresser. large dresser chif-
forette, bow-end bed. spring. mattress and
stool; overstufed 3-piecc living room suite
Wilton velvet 9xl2 rug Adams 374I
Evening star., 1924-08-03

PAT HkuuM OUTFITS. ali new and guar.
anteed. 800 up: kitchen sinks Of all kinds
sa.2i up: new white vitreous toilet outfits at
S19.5O up; new hot-air furnaces purchas sed
from government, at $50; aH Of our plumbing
material is sold with a guarantee Of "mone5
back II you want it, Sidney Hechineey
House Wreckins Company, lamp Meigs, 5th
and Florida ave. ne: main cfico. Sth md q
s.w. Open until $50 pm: Saturdays, DIN.
Evening star., 1924-08-03
FOR SALE-AUTOMOBILEs.
YOU OWE YOURSELF
THE PLEASURE
OF DRIVING A CAR
ON THESE NICE
SUMNER DAYS AND
EVENINGS.

We handle only. those cars
which we know to be reliable,
serviceable and economical. You
can't go wrong in buying a used
car from US, as Our prices are
reasonable, our terms liberal.
Don't. deny yourself this pleas
ure any longer-come in and
select your car at once!
Evening star., 1924-08-03


BUILDING MATERIAL-Resawed new Inv.
Der and reconditioned building materials will
permit you to build substantially and at 4
great saving. Save at least one third on your
house. barn. garage. porch or fence BY taking
advantage Of our low prices on lumber, roof.
ing and paints. Framing lumber 2x4 2x0
2Ns, etc; boards. sheathing siding partition
@ laths: great variety Of fine pine, oak and
and white pine. CeIotex, the master material
for sheathins. for plaster base. for insulation
lays up quickly. takes plaster better than
lath, keeps out heat and cold, thoroug hly
weather proof. and looks well simply kai
rolls and four-in-on shingles: building paper
glazed sash: WASHINGTON wRECKING 1
SUPPLY ns CO. Inc. 7th, = and Water sts
"HEADouARTERs FOR EcoNUMicIi I
BUILDING MATERIALS"
BUILDING MATERIAL saIvaged from on
many wrecking operations, together with In.
save you money. New doors. stock sises. q
and So. rs: sash, new, 6 lights. 81 each; brand
new walIboard. &c per "a. TT: new Hreproe1
rockboard. aye per 50. IT,; roofing. Capitol, I"
ilpiy. M.as; 2.ply: si75; s.ply. SIS. Ger
rain-teed Company's shingles. 4 in one, new.
per square, $500. Brick, lumber. new toilet
outfits. siuks. bath tuhs and furnaces: New
SIDNEY nBCHINGER HOUSE WRECKING
CO.. Camp Meigs. 9Th and Florida ave. ne.
main ONCE, 9Th and c SITS. s.w. Statesmen a
both ofaces until $40 pm; Saturday.; 3 2; m
FULLY REFUNDING MONEY ON MER
CHANDISE RETURNED HAVE ESTABLISH
ED THE GOOD WILL OF THIS CO4PANY
CANOE, practically new. $50. Apply n. d
Bailey. East End Boat House. BenninE Bridge
Evening star., 1924-08-03

.PERHANGINti ANb PAlNTINt;-R0cIDs
papcred 81 and up. A. r GEORGE, 2627
fifth st. i " Phone Adams .,fS1
Evening star., 1924-08-03
FOR saLE--MIsCELLANEOUs

RARi CARRlAGE-Iyory wood Haywood 4
Phone Adams 4f10. 3325 11th st NV
Evening star., 1924-08-03

LIBERAL TERMS.
Open Evenings and Sundays.
STANLEY H. HORNER,
lOl5 14th Street. Main 52o0
Evening star., 1924-08-03

Your Car as Part
Payment.
Very Liberal Terms.
STERRETT & FLEMING. Inc.
2l55 Champlain St. NV.
1881 l4th St.
Telephone Col. $3.50.
Evening star., 1924-08-03

1872 Hudson Speedster,
Mechanical condition good Many extras
Must be sold at once. $50.
Lambert Hudson Motor Co.,
1722 l. St. at Conn. Ave.
OLDS "8' 1921 SEDAN. S375
Buick 1921 Touring. excellent. $295
Chs xrolet 1873 Coupe: extrss; perfect. 500
Conr.d Garage. l2g2 Eye st. NV.
Evening star., 1924-08-03

REDS -. metal, complete. So: good law
mower. S3 North 94a1
BED. double American walnut SO Franklin
SsSJ
Evening star., 1924-08-03
C0nttAueA.

FORD tourtnf. 1s,; motor ana trassnisasoa
csIlsnt tires; eaaA, 30: veekly, 35, tncuafne
tnsuaaee: p naance eearess; 1oday eearaa-
Co.. l77 Mo. ave- Nv. r. 1oe71e .
Evening star., 1924-08-03

FIANO TCNING--I'ianos anu players re.
rsred. rehnished and rebuilt by skilled work
men. Piano tuning. 81. Schaefer, Sanderson
Piano 20. q I'll ne Lincoln 1851
Evening star., 1924-08-03

REDltOOM SUITE; four piece. walnut: rattan
lolIngInG chair. sewing machine Call fafter
IL o'clOckl 2S,4 Conn ave Ant IL
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-12-03
SAFE AND SANE
CHRISTMAS MENU

Here is a well balanced menu for
the Christmas dinner which will not
overtax the digestive system of the
guests, as most Christmas dinners
do:
Bouillon with pimento garnish
divers Crackers
Roast chicken Dressing
Cranberry ice
Mashed potatoes Buttered Brus-
sells sprouts Gravy
Hearts of lettuce Russian dressing
Graham rolled sandwiches
Ice Cream Sponge drops
Coffee
The Christmas colors are kept in
pimento, olives, cranberry ice, Brus-
sells sprouts, lettuce and dressing
Heavy and light courses are alternat-
ed. The ice, rolled sandwiches and
sponge drops are used as accom-
paniments to make the foods other
wise rather ordinary assume holt
day air.
This meal, planned for Hygeia
readers by Miss Ruth T. Lehman of
the University of Chicago, can be
enjoyed in all its courses, for there is
not such great variety nor such pre-
dominance of heavy courses that any
one should leave the holiday table
feeling that he would be content not
to see food again for many day.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-12-03
A Common Sense
View of Legislation

Minneota Mascot: In less than
two months from now the legislature
of the state will be in session once
more.
We do not stress this fact because
we consider it something for the state
to particularly rejoice over.
If it were not for the fool laws
that need repeating every other year
the state would be much better off if
the legislature did not meet more
than once every ten years.
The average legislature is COM
posed of majority of men who have
little or no experience in legislation.
In many instances they are men who
have hardly, if ever, been outside Of
their little local districts. These men
have no idea of the vastness of their
state. They do not know anything
about the particular interests and
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-12-03

needs of the different sections of the
state. Many of them look upon ev-
cry locality, except their own, as q
section to be chit" with tax legisla-
ton. In short, too many of these
otherwise averagely fair fellows are
willing to legislate so as to throw
the burden, the disadvantage, upon
any section except their own, upon
every class except the one to which
they themselves belong.
This may seem like an overdrawr
picture-but the trouble is that it is
true in too many instances.
The legislative problems of any
state are large assignment for any
man. But especially is this true OF
a state like Minnesota, which has sc
many different elements within its
borders.
The mining and timber interests OF
the northern part of Minnesota are
very much different from the agricul-
tural interests of the southern anG
central parts. The manufacturing
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-12-03
The Three G's


Fred Kelly in the Nations Business
Recently talked with a salesman
ager who has employed scores of
young men to travel through the coun-
try selling household articles to peo-
pie in small towns and in the coun-
try. This man has hit on number
of original ways for selecting and
training the raw material of which
his statesmen are made. He looks
first of all at the corners of an ap-
plicant's eyes to note if there are
little wrinkles there, little crows
feet, made by frequent smiling. A
man of mature years, this employer
declares, who lacks smile wrinkles,
probably has too pessimistic an out
look on life to make people glad to
see him coming.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-12-03

Having hired man, this manager
seeks to impress on him at once the
three G's of craftsmanship, Cuts, Glue
and Glee-the disposition to tackle
a thing, to stick at it, and to derive
enjoyment out of the job.
He tells his men to remember that
no mother ever resents anything
plausibly complimentary said about
her children. If she has no children,
and is alone much of the time, she
is sure to be devoted to her dog. The
woman who does her own cooking
never fails to appreciate comment
about how well her kitchen stove is
polished. On the other hand, the av-
erage woman of the right sort will
resent having a salesman, or any
stranger, compliment her on her
clothes or personal appearance. Even
though she strives to dress attrac-
lively, she thinks it is too forward
and presumptuous for a stranger to
speak of anything so personal.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1924-12-03

dead when the book issues from the
press"
And so Mark Twain's autobiography
is given to the world. No one can
read that preface without a distinct
pang of grief and realization that
Americas great humorist is no more
He is speaking from the grave, he
explains, because he can be frank
Furthermore he announces his plan
to establish new form of autobiog-
raphy, one in which continuity is made
of secondary Importance. In this new
system the past and present are con-
stantly being contrasted. Twain, who
jotted down or dictated this autobiog-
raphy during long period, opened
the door into the past with key
moulded by some happening of the
present.
1t was with the stipulation that the
book should only be published after
his death that Mark Twain consented
to its appearance at all. The uncon-
ventionality of narration, anecdote,
and material intensifes the insight
into this great mans mind and heart.
"This autobiography of mine does
not select from my life it's snowy cpl
sodes but deals merely in the COM
mon experiences which go to make
up the life of the average human be-
ing", he writes.
But there is nothing of the aver
age human being reflected in the COM
mon experiences which GO to make
up the autobiography. Through the
recital of everyday happening the
whole world of action Of his remark
able life is reflected. We have those
early days in Missouri with the ever
present memory of the $4,000 Tennes-
see acres-the Wanted heritage. This
early Missouri life is of especial col
or and vividness. But the book leads
one far away from the Mississippi to
Florentne Withstand English coun-
try homes all over the continent.
There is large part devoted with
tender paths to his daughter, Susan,
whose early death was one of the
greatest griefs in Mark Twain's life.
OF his wife and of his mother he
has written most eloquently. Of ia
nous men and women with whom he
has come in contact he has sketched
clear, clean cut pictures.
The two large volumes published
by Harper and Brothers, with an in
PRODUCTION by Albert Bigelow Paine
bring Mark Twain into life again.
They are volumes which one must
read with that sense of relaxation
and intimacy with which one sinks
comfortably into a chair for a conf
dental talk with an old and valued
friend.