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The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-02
Bright Co[ors Fopored

Experiment to determine Just why
women wear bright colors and whether
please men friends are now being con-
Quoted at the University of California.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-02
Poorer Than the Worm

THE worm will turn, you know
That's where ii has the advantage
of me; 1 don't know which way TO
turn"
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-02

A man is not always known by the
company. he associates with-as the
company sometimes discovers to it,
cost.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-02
Would Welcome CeIibacy Tax

Says an old bachelor: Few single
men would object TO a tax on celibacy.
as they would gladly pay for such
luxury"
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-02
"DANDELI0N BUTTER COLOR"

A harmless vegetable butter color
used by millions for 80 years. Drug
stores and general stores sell bottles
Of "Dandelion" for 80 cents.-Adv.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-02

Potters' field is as comfortable a
final resting place as the most mag
niflcent mauSoleum.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-02

A new set of teeth doesn't enhance
the value OF a smile.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-02
Lift Off-NO Pain!

Doesn't hurt one biti Drop a little
"Freezone" on an aching corn, instant
" that corn stops hurting, then short
ly you lift it right of with fingers.
Your druggist sells tiny bottle of
'Freezone' for few cents, sufficient to
remove every hard corn, soft corn, or
corn between the toes, and the foot
calluses, without soreness or irritation
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1924-04-02

Love In cottage may depend somr
what on the location Of the cottage
Evening star., 1924-03-02

- r1122 and 1124 Vermont Ave.
% % Furnished Rooms.
Hotel Service. Moderate Prices.
q .rr MEN ONLY.
WEEKLY RATES:
- Single Room, 5000.
Single Room, Private Bath, $l4.
Double Room With Private
~ Bath, 9 Persons. $40 Each.
:" 2 Double Rooms With Private
Bath Between 4 Persons,
- - $3.50 Each.
. GEORGE A. MILLS, Manager.
Phone Main 1880.
Evening star., 1924-03-02

DETACHED BUNGALOW STYLE, ROOMS
and bath, fireplace. ami. garage; half block
Grant Circle, Petworth: rent reasonable: April
I. 4414 Illinois ave. nv. Ph. Adams 81 ia
Evening star., 1924-03-02
RENT RO0Ms-SUBURBAN.
WANTED-ROOMS.

$500 ASH ST., Mt. Rainier-3 large, unfu
nished rooms, bath; gas. heat, electricit.
reasonable .
Evening star., 1924-03-02
1872 EYE ST. NV.
Very exceptional.
References required.


References required. &C.
1910 18Th ST. NV.
CORNER APARTMENT.
One Groom and bath and one Groom and
bath apartment, completely furnished; heat,
light. gas for cooking and @anitors service ali
furp'hsa g oAHR9gRIfr sSSS Co. + kEaTroRs
1915 H st. NV. Phones Main 1886, 1887
si4o MT. PLEASANT sT.- N.W.-6 ROOMS
and hath. completely furnisAsd; sxcellsat con-
~ eAsDfSER 4 DENT. nc.
Main 1854. - 1909 Z et: NV.
i4th AND IRVING SITS.
A very desirable broom AMI bath furnished
apartment. Immediate possession.
$500 per month.
HEDGES 4 MIDDLETON. NC.
1884 II Ct. NV. Franklin 050o.
THE ROYDON,
NEAR 18th.
outside rooms, bath and porch, nice home.
like fnrniture: best service: Sos 90: See nEr:-
HOTEL BRIGHTON,
2l2s California st. n.w.--First-class hotel.
nreproof throughout large, bright rooms. with
tiled baths, parQuet floors: fashionable loca-
tion; highly efaciept hotel service. Beautiful
S-roon and bath suite now available. Finest
cafe and drawing room In city. Also and E
room and hath for permanent or transient
guests;. 20 minutes By trolley fro0 Union
station. Rates very seasenahass fhses Moth
The Washington times., 1924-08-20
BAD BUSINESS

Advertising a fire sale on the
DAY before pay day.
Investing money in the hairpin
industry.
Selling bananas on the install.
ment plan.
Taking subscriptions for the
Congressional Record.
Opening a button factory in
Iceland.
Giving q bonus to the ribbon
clerk who makes the biggest hit
with the ladies. ~
Taking stock in the marriage
market.
Retailing samples Of choice ice.
water.
Selling life insurance in Brazil.
Buying a portable plano.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20
Carrying cocktail in . fivve
BONEHEADERS'

Say, Ella, what do va think Of
Madge's daughter, Poll? ).
Me. Evelyn? What do I, think
Of Madge's daughter, Poll? Why
ask me. Evelyn? i haven't got
anything against the kid.
Well, Ella, I didn't say va had,
did r? But, really. honest to
goodness, do va think Poll gifts
enough to eat? 1 saw a skinny
gent in a sideshow once. that
didn't have scarcely nothing on
his bones, and Poll reminds me of
that guy. =.
Well, Evelyn, Ill admit that
Poll does look like the frame
work Of something or other, that's
a fact. Still, she won't never
hafta worry about reducing, like
me and you. That's something
again, amt it? a.
Yeah, Ella, that's somethin', III
say-somethin' like a nasty dig
at me, among other things, but
let 1t pass; I'm usta havin' Char
lie hurl that stuff in my face.
But you know me, Ella I don't
beat about the shrubbery and l
amt no jazz minstrel in q wood
pile. l say what 1 say. with three
cheers and the like Of that. And
I'll tell va one thing, right here
now-if Madge don't put some
thicker clothes onto the bones of
Poll, or keep her outa the sun
when she's wearin' them cheese
cloth draperies Of hern, she amt
never goin' to get that girl mar
ried off her hands-I'll tell you
that.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20
RADIO HITS

Vocal exercises, featuring the
voice in the wilderness, followed
by the woodchopper's version of
the Lost Chord and the under
takers cheer, Never Say DE-"
Swedish folksong, There's
window light a-burning; father
forgot to turn off the gas"
High lights of the great politi-
cal meeting in Dugan's alley.
Rally round the bag. boys; the
campaign contributions are be.
SHINING to. come in.
Health Talk ~ Little Willie's
gunburn is all gone now; his pa
Just took him to the woodshed.
Educational travelogue Tin the
quaint land of Inertial-There are
no traffic accidents here, as Phila.
delphia trolleys are used exclu-
sively.
Crossword Puzzle-Find out
who has the last word when
Mommer and Pop have their eve.
ming spat.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20
SMALL TOWN
STUFF

\'tNotice how Arabella Browns
stuck on herself ever since that
city Teller began calm on her?
She'll run away with him next,
and spoil her mothers plans for
Q good marriage"
81 hate to be the one to start
q, rumor, but Jim johnson has
had a powerful lot of new clothes
ever since he was elected treas
urer of the Missionary Society,""
''How do you suppose Pete
Hanson can afford to get mar
ried? His mother never had any
money at all, you know, and his
father lost his in that stock deal
twenty years ago. 1 suppose Pete
must be bootleggin'.
''Poor Mrs. Simms thought she
was getting away with that line
about her new gown from Paris.
Anybody but a blind man could
tell it was last years dress dyed
q new color.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20
THIS AND THAT

The time to pay your poker
debts Is when burglar enters
the front door. ss.
A modern bride is always will
Ing to patch up a lovers Quarrel,
but not her husbands trousers.
American manufacturers have
shipped number of moving ma.
chimes to Russia, but are unable
TO sell them. Why not try the
barber shops?
The Washington times., 1924-08-20
HAVE A SMILE
WITH US
By Nat N. Derfman.

Ply He perfect woman has been
discovered in Ohio. In an
interview she says she
doesn't give whoop what the
neighbors wear.
You can't get the bootieggers
sore because politicians tell the
world prohibition is here to stay.
Girls, learn swimming by cor
respondence, urges an advertise
ment. Nothing new or startling
IN this. That is how most girls
learn-by male.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20
LAME DUCKS

A woman who, ID always afraid
she will be in a draught.
The illustrator for a magazine
short story. who gives away the
plot in his drawing.
The barber who fathers your
teeth when you open your mouth
to answer him while he is shaw.
ing you. fRs
The woman who married q. man
to reform him. ,,,
The man out in a canoe who
thinks he's on a soap bog.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20
OYSTER S IN
SEAS SON

A radio outfit in an insane .asy.
ium.
Going in an umbrella store to
ret out Of the rain.
Drilling q foundation for q den
lists office building.
Carrying a cocktail in 9 nivver.
A chorus girl that Ii a step
sister.
A singing bird dog and a
woman barber.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20
STUDEBAKER
Just Drive IT; That's An
New Gland ... III.
Treatment
Discovered
GIandOgen Provides Simple Method
Of Taking GIanduIar Tfeatn1ent

BY a new discovery the 1ife-giv.
ing gland substance may now be
supplied in tablet form. This treat.
ment is highly recommended, by
European and American scientists
who have proved that the internal
administration of gland .extracts
has a very marked effect upon the
corresponding glands Of the human
body, often rebuilding them to nor
NAL activity.
Such treatment is now offered
to the public in the form Of Gland
ogen. highly concentrated elandu.
lar tonic, in convenient tablet form.
prepared from the glands Of healthy
young animals and Compounded
with other valuable ingredients.
Glandogen is obtainable at all
stores Of the Peoples Drug Com.
pany.
CTANDOCCN.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20
UNCLE EZRA
OBSERVES
By La Monte WaIdron.

By La Monte WaIdrOHi.
r or Of fellers do = lot OF per.
spirin' about nothin' in per-
I've had plenty Of trouble IN my
life, but / amt never BEN a can
didate for office.
HI links says some married
men goes fishin' Jest for a rest.
Hank Spivens' boy has got him
a car that makes more kinds OF
noises than the midnight freight.
TO the Teller that's always
talkin' about himself. his pain in
the face is.. worse n the other
feIIer's broken leg.
Opportunity knocks sons Eel.
lers down, an even then 1t don't
do 'em no good.
Grover carberry white now
thinks he ought to have a valet
to save him from the wea. an
tear of dressin'. - =.
DeIke Spriggins thinks jails was
made for them that don't think
jest like he does. .-
When the auto traffic gifts good
an thick, village board of trus-
tees goes an has the roads tore
UP.
Aunt Hannah Marian says she
amt got nothin' .ag'in laughin' If
it amt aimed at her.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20

When the auto traffic gifts good
an thick, village board Of trus-
tees goes an has the roads tore
UP.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20

Deke Spriggins thinks jails was
made for them that don't think
jest like he does. g
The Washington times., 1924-08-20

Aunt Hannah Mariar says she
amt got nothin' ,ag'in laughin' If
it amt aimed at her.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20
AN .ELECTION BALLADE.


The summer heat will soon fly
by, E
With autumn winds to make
days fair;
All would be well but for the
guy
Who takes the stump then
more hot air!
"a An economical wife Is one who
- forced to stretch 9 dollar bill
:. 70. two while her husband thinks
netting Of dropping ten dollars in
o game Of poker.
Perhaps they call 'em the fare
. sex because it's their escorts who
do all the railroad paying.
The easiest way to beat b the
/. high cost OF living is to be, born
the son of a millionaire.
How to torture the wife on the
radio: Tune in on the sporting
talk while a fashion bulletin is
being broadcast from another
station.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20

OF o. feIIerH DO q lot OF per-
spirin' about nothin' in per-
- ticler.
The Washington times., 1924-08-20

Grover Carberry white now
thinks he ought to have q valet
to save him from the wea: an
tear Of dressin'. IS
The Washington times., 1924-08-20
WHY is IT?

That a groom shuffles I'D to
the altar with hang.dog LOOK.
while bride marches up the
aisle like a. conquering hero7
That man who is generally a.
model of veracity, will forget ali
about his scruples when turning
in his golf score?
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27
The Women Voters Speak

The voices of the women of America are making themselves heard. From
Maine to California. with a untson whGh ia infectious, they are saying I'VE
want Coolidge and Dawes"
In the weeks which have elapsed since the Republican party nominated
standard bearers the women have been weighing these candidates their
respect las gone out to these men who represent the best qualities In Amert
al manhood.
publican platform and that its pledges have o their support
Women know that tbs running OF the nations business 10 simply house
keeping on national scale They know that there is nothing mysterious
about 1t. They want the government &c be managed as simply and as mex
pensvely as they manage their W homes. The women have heartily p
proved the budget system which the Republicans have established at Wash,
ingtOn. They were quick to endorse the reduction of taxes by $,25OO0OOO
per annum and the curalmsnt Of public expenditures without In The slightest
disturbing business When tn Republicans stated:
we pledge ourselves TO the progressive reduction of of ALL The
PEOPLE ~ rapidly as may be dsns with due regard for the essential eSPend-
tures of the aovernmsnt administered with rigid economy" the women knew
that the country would be safe II Republican candidates we're elected o Office.
The platforms promise to continue the partys soictude for all hose sun
fenng disability al a result Of service to the United States in time Of ar
wal particularly appealing to the women
pledges II law enforcement. the quest to the states to promptly consider
the Child Labor amendment the declaration for high standards Of wages
working and living conditions for women workers. n q score u Other pro
Rresste planks have 10 the support OF the women.
Their minds at rest about the program Of tbs Republican party II elected
to m the government for the next fou years, tn women Ia started their
campaign. They want Coolidge and Dawes and they are working TO get q
recordbreakInR number Of women 10 the polls mex November.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

A tire was stolen one night last
week from the weel of a truck, the
property of NJ. J. Merkt, 312 Main
street, east, which was standing in
the reaf Of Mr.. Merkt' place of bust
ness. A Chinese cook in the Shang-
hal restaurant, next door heard a
noise in the alley and went out 10
investigate. He saw a man jump
out from the real of the Merkt truck
and throwing a tire in his own a
drove off into the night. The cul-
prit has not yet been a~pprehended.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Afire of undetermined origin caused
hundreds of dollars damage Tuesday
afternoon to the residence of Amos
Hall, 1O2 Cleveland avenue. " s..
The Hall childrcr. who were AISLE.
upstairs when the fire was discov
cred by Mrs. Guy F. Marvin, a nei@h-
Dor were removed to safety without
injury. The city fire department r..
sponded and soon had the blaze unde.
~%Ontrol.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

to the principal manufacturing cen
tiers of the middle west. He said that
in St. Louis, one of the largest cities
he visited, retail business appeard to
be quite dull, although the large mum
ber of buyers from the northwest
indicated the merchants of this sec
ton were preparing for a record
breaking fall and winter trade. He
also said that Montana IS now being
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Cards were received in Bozema1
last week announcing the marriage.
August -, in the Norwegian Luther
an church at Billings, of Miss Laura
Joan Osness of Columbus, Mont. a
graduate of the nurses training
school at the DeacOness hospital in
this city, to Homer Cooper of Absako-
kee, Mont.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Burtch, and for several years resided
in Bozeman. She will be remembered
by many friends in this community.
She left here several years ago but
has visited twice with her daughter
and family since making her home in
Oregon
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Mr.. and Mrs. Theo. Antonsen and
daughter. Ruth, from near Anceney,
were visitors and shoppers in BOze-
mar early in the week.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

B. T. Stanton departed Monday for
Helena and other points in Montana
on business. after spending a few
days at his home in this city.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Mrs. ". K. Judevine and baby Of
Douglas, WyO., arrived Monday to
visit for several weeks with her
parents, Postmaster and Mrs. W. j.
F~ransham.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27
Attend State Reunion

Pioneers Attend State Reunion
Uncle Al" orion, Of Orion Broth
ers' music house, accompanied by Mrs.
Orion, departed this afternoon for
Butte, where they will attend the
t~hree-day annual convention and re-
union of the Montana Pioneers So
sciety, to be held in the big mining
city, Aug. rs TO so.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Richard Stevens of Three Forks,
Roy Border, clerk of the Harper dis
trict and R. R. Blain, clerk Of the
Rochambeau district were visitors at
the office of the county superintend-
ent of schools in BOzeman last Thurs
day.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Mrs. Priscilla Maynard, whose de-
mise occurred recently at Kelso,
Wash, was the mother Of Mrs. Cord
on Vaudeville, Of Bozeman. Inter
ment was made in Portland, Ore.
Mrs. Maynard was formerly Mrs. P.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Mrs. O. L. Dobie, who has been
visiting her sister, Mrs. W a. Hard
esty near Bozeman Hot Springs, de-
parted Sunday for her home in Denv-
er, Colorado.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Miss Marie Dincan Of Helena, who
has been visiting with Mrs. Thomas
Matthews at her ranch home and also
with Miss Adena Schumacher in BOze-
man for a week, departed Tuesday
afternoon for her home.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

McCracken Buyer Returns From TriD
L. j. Anderson, manager of the
McCracken & Son store in this city.
returned home early this week from
an extended buying and business trip
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Ira and Chad Brown, sons Of Mr..
and Mrs. Chad brown, had their ton
sis removed at the Deaconess hospital
Tuesday and were later taken to their
home.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Mrs. J. A. Shadoan of Salesville,
wa among the visitors and shoppers
in Bozeman Tuesday.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Mr.. Paul J. Davies has returned
from a visit with Mrs Ed Perring on
Spanish creek.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Mr.. and Mrs. George NJ. Lewis and
son Of Manhattan, spent a few hours
in Bozeman Tuesday on business.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

spoken Of very fayor,e<
de We; whore if ,
Treasure state viii
largest and mos. {,
ITS agricultural es-..
TINS seas n In I'D ,
ready -t"-wear v.a e,
and :
be more rst..
EcaT~ last
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Mrs. Nelson Story, III. and her
son and her cousin. Miss J. Bec&with.
who has been her guest for several
weeks, departed Tuesday by train for
Seattle, to visit Mrs. Story's father,
Mr.. Beckwith, for a month.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Rev. Loft, who had been confined
20 the Deaconess hospital for treat
ment was discharged one day last
week, and left for his present home
at the Presbyterian manse.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Mrs. S. Heilman departed yesterday
fer Helena, where she will spend her
vacation with friends.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Miss Rosalynn Nye of Livingston,
who has been visiting with her sister,
Miss Barbara Nye in Bozeman, is a
guest this week Of Miss Patty Patten
with the Camp Fire girls up Middle
creek canyon.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Mrs. Emma COnroy returned yester,
day from a visit Of a week with her
daughter, Mrs. Charles Murphy and
family at Emigrant. She resumed
her duties this morning at The Will
0 Co. store.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Mrs. w. H. Davis of InglewOOd.
Cal, is spending a few days in Boze-
man at the home OF Mrs. G. W.
Wentler.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Mrs. E. V. Blankenship and daugh-
tiers. Mildred and June, and their
guest, Miss Helen johnson, and Odin
Hardesty, returned last week from a
trip by auto through Yellowstone
park.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

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The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Miss Laura Piedalue has returned
from LewistOwn, where she visited
for a few days with her sister, Mrs.
Charles Hancock, and family.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Birkett Marvin, son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. G. E. Marvin, underwent an
operation at the DeacOness hospital
Tuesday and is getting along nicely.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

Miss Myrtle Vaughn of Townsend,
who has been spending a few days
with Mrs. S. G.. Scott in the Ever
green, returned Tuesday to her home.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27
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Mr.. and Mrs. George NJ. Lewis and
son Of Manhattan, spent a few hours
in Bozeman Tuesday on business.
Mrs. J. A. Shadoan of Salesville,
was among the visitors and shoppers
in BoZeman Tuesday.
Mr.. Paul J. Davies has returned
from a visit with Mrs Ed Perring on
Spanish creek.
Mrs. S. Heilman departed yesterday
fer Helena, where she will spend her
vacation with friends.
Mrs. w. H. Davis Of InglewoOd.
Cal, is spending a few days in BOze-
man at the home OF Mrs. G. W.
Wentler.
Birkett Marvin, son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. G.. E. Marvin, underwent an
operation at the DeacOness hospital
Tuesday and is getting along nicely.
Miss Myrtle Vaughn of Townsend,
who has been spending a few days
with Mrs. S. G. Scott in the Ever
green, returned Tuesday to her home.
Miss Laura Piedalue has returned
from Lewistown, where she visited
for a few days with her sister, Mrs
Charles Hancock, and family.
Richard Stevens of Three Forks
Roy Border, clerk Of the Harper dis,
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1924-08-27

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