New Britain herald., 1924-06-21

things and has heard as many more during the past week. Here are some of them:
 An auto trip over strange road.
 Posts along the way telling how far it is to Wampuspille. Five miles to Wampusville." Fifty feet collapse. Two miles to Wampusville. Visit Hooche's iron foundry" One mile to WampusviHe, the home of better horse harness" One mile and a half go fitting by. "Wampusville, three miles," Transportation. Wonderment. Opinions voiced that Wampusville is near Hudson Bay. Five miles in this manner. Car stops because of stone wall. Guess we must have lost the way"
 Sunday. The rude awakening in the middle of the night, that is. 10 a. m. The call to get out of bed because that lawn must be moved. The groans, grunts and pleas to be let alone. I'm tired. What's Sunday for anyway" The retreat of the en- emy The luxurious softness of tbe bed. All well with the world, Dozing. Review of the events ot the night before passes along. That long yawn. Dozing again. Sudden reah- zation that you were to go fishing at 10:SO with Jim Hendricks. Action Lights! Camera,
 Graduation. The proud mothers and fathers. The slow processional, The songs by the chorus. Also slow. Why don't they introduce some snap py numbers? The opening prayer by visiting clergyman. The opening re- marks by the school head. The time honored remarks. Sob stuff. The great responsibility placed on, the graduates. The speaker of the day, His also time honored remarks. Going out to face the world" Your work is not all done" New worlds to conquer" Rivers, brooks, streams and oceans of oratory. The presenta- ton Of diplomas. The wrong pro- nunciation Of names by the presenter of the certificates. The applause for the recipients. The hlushes ss they cross the platform. Tho benedietion. The end. Congratulations. The let down for everyone. Why. its still the same day.
 The summer dance, Evening gowns. Tuxedos. Dreamy music. Moon, Her. No more need be said,
 Vacation time. Where shall we go? The numerous places suggested by en- thusiastio and well meaning friends. Shore, mountains. country. The slim pocketbook. The economical ideas. The need Of new sport clothes. Knick- CTS sweater golf stockings. Etc. Etc. The turing catalogues Of summer re- sorts. Right on the ocean," 'rhe White Mountain Resort" Quiet peaceful. country fife" The inquiry for particnlars-s week for room, The flight Of economical thoughts. The worry about money The consummntion Of several weeks in wonder. Vacation. Down 10 the shore again. The same old gang, The same old surroundings The same old good times The same old satisfac- ton.
 The Observer does not make nrac- tice Of stealing blooms from the ear- den of other writers thoughts but the humorous description Of the dem orraiic convention, written by Dan Parker Of the Waterbury Republican, deserves greater circulation than pub- lication in a single paper can give it So here's how Dan thinks it will be:
 S;3o a. m.--Commitice Of one Jew ish and two Irish delegates from the East Side appointed 10 escort the Ala bama Klan boys into the hall
 $40 a. nn.-Ambulance call sent in to rush Alabama boys to the hospital where they will be right at home nn- der the sheets
 $50 a. m.-Delcgatcs from solid South who are opposed 10 Al Smith because Of his wet tendencies ask delegate from the Bronx to lead them 10 a tonsll-spraying academy go they can wet their whistles for the com ing fray.
 g a. m.-McAdoo campaign man agers claim sis out Of possible S2s delegates and offer 10 save the party the expense Of holding the convention by declaring McAdoo unanimously elected.
 g:is a. Mississippi klan. hear- ing banner inscribed, Kan Kal Kool- idge," enter the hall and are shunted Up to tbc sixth gallery by a couple of Hibernian usbers.
 g.3o q. m.-rage boy shouts Tag ing Mr. Smith" and s62 delegates and Al himselt arise simultaneously, rry- Ing "1iere am"
 a:45 q. m.-prtpr FitzhEnrg dis covered behind a pole in the fifth eal-