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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
RELICS FOUND
AT CANAL END

Moderately rich In chronological
specimens and ancient Indian tools.
burial place OF what nre believed
TO DO the old Coast salish tribes has
been uncarthed near tho lower end
OF the Lake washington canal. The
discoveries are considerably older
than those uncovered Saturday In
West Seattle. and include parts OF
human skeletons and many tools and
relics, according TO +. 8. Hall. direct.
or OF tho University Of Washington
museum.
The relics. believed 10 be 100 years
old. were discovered beseath remains
OF the ancient Indian tribcsmon and
include a stone adj. hammer. bone
avis, stone knife. elkhorn wedges.
anchor stores. scrapcrs, pcntle and
stone sharpeners and other articles
Of daily use. f'ifty.fivc pieces have
been thus far collected. all in n re.
markable state OF preservation. They
were buried about six feet deem
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
Students Arrange
Bridge Bond Meet

A meeting OF organizations inter.
ested in obtaining indorsemcnt OF
tho Montlake bridge bond issue was
10 be held Monday noon nj the
Northold inn. The alumni and stu
dent body Of the university called
the meeting. The campaign 10 Oh.
tain Endorsement OF the proposed
bridge bond issue Will open Mt
once. II comes before the voters
March IL =
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
Mrs. Arthur Fielder
Advice for Young Mothers

Seattle. When expecting
my first child. my mother.in.law
told me OF DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription and what an aid It was
to expectant mothers. Upon her
advice began at once to take the
'Favorite Prescription and am
sure II must have had a beneficial
effect upon my entire body. for
felt well all the time and did my
work UP TO the last. Since then
had occasion 70 Use the T'avorfte
Prescription second time and my
experience with Il was equally as
good. for my health was excellent,
all the time. think tho Fayori,e
Prescription Is worthy OF all praise
and / can highly recommend II 10
mothers or expectant mothers" -
Mrs. Arthur Fielder. $50 n. s4th st.
Start at once with this "Prescrip.
ton" and SEQ how quickly you pick
up-feel stronger and better. Write
DR.. Pieree's Invallds' Hotel in Buff.
falo. ". Y, for free advice or send
Joe for trial pkg. tabletse-Adver.
tisement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
FOR SKIN T0RTURES
Zemo, the Clean, Antiseptic
Liquid, Just What You Need

Don't worry about Eczema or
other skin troubles. You can have
a clear. healthy skin BY using Zemo
obtained at any drug store for CSC.
or extra large bottle at 800.
zemo generally removes PImples.
Blackhe1ds, Blotcnes. Eczema and
Rlngworm and makes the skin clear
and healthy. Zer1o Is clean, pen.
etrating. antiseptio Aquid. II In
easily applied and costs a mere
trifle for each application. II is al
ways dependable. Zemo Soap. Csc;
Zemo Ointment. 50c. - Advertise.
ment.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11

greEationai church; i:io p. m. Seat.
Ito league OF Women Voters. Y. w.
c. ASP, m. West side Commercial
league at carpenters' hall. 4f4i Call.
fornia ave. p. m. mass meeting at
Eagles hail, b4l4 Ballard ave: Gao
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11

p. m. mass meeting at Queen Anne
Congregational church. Queen Anne
ave. and Garfield 81.
Thursday Young Mems Re
publican club. Dhrtnall's cafeteria:
; p. m. Western Dry Goods Co. en-.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11

ploycs. 40 First ave. s.; tao p. m.
community meeting ut Green Lake
public library: $40 p. M audience OF
Art Craft theater. Meridian ave. and
both 81.
Friday - $50 p. m. Nebraska
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11

Alumnae association dinner ut Pig'n
Whistle; s p. m, Lakewood Improve.
ment club. nt hall. Goth ave. S. and
Alaska St: Q p. M Rainier Beach
women's club ut Presbyterian
church.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
To Roosevelt High Boys Club

Dear Lads great you Friday
for chief peked
heard rather old
untr4ed young
saw unframed tho
confidence youngsters
talks In the only chiefs
cider together watched ali laughed
heartily big auditorium
srhtone sleep
neltber they
close together this
fellows. CHIEF SEATTLE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11

Saturday-Noon. Mems Democrats
club. Dartnall's cafeteria; D. m.
South Dakota club dinner at Moves
cafeteria; Sis p. m, mass meeting
at Wallingford Commercial club. 44th
ST. and Meridian ave.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
To Certain West Seattle Auto Drivers

brazen lawbFeakors;
over admiral way Avalon way aud W spokane St during tho usual
morning traffic teup.
autosts who. their
wrong side Of the oncomlug
cut themselves into the limo
10 be Big chief knows this be the daily
Offenders IL Is Haunting disregard o.
TO the hundreds 81 lawabdnE stay
hereafter viii turn in there voaors
Fuqua Then. maybe. they think
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
To the Pacific Telephone & Telegraph Co.

Regarding Information
Information permitted telephone
address without the
could tho number
phone CHIEF SEATTLE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
To All Motorists

Ladies' Gentlemen and Foo estimated
their
steadily by without break tho
inyen,ed-and with noticeable rapdy the
something TO think about. CHIEF SEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
To Burns Detective Agency

Dear AEcncy Many
your new manager John Famme
bad place for check
lions on obtaining the services OF a OF this
CHIEF SEATTLE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
To the American Legion.

Veterans Any
@ NyN'Hl ool who failed
,oon wan have little ght adjusted
~ tas to go thru congress Whether tho bonus plan
THO men Interested should ion with
"s '"e "urmalVo side OF the question TO The public.
CHIEF SEATTLE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
10 William McCurdy

Dear B' Elad Wagon" again
ehs shown at the Metropolitan
sec TINS splendid epic OF tho
only sorry that Y not be
CHIEF SEATTLE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
To Robert Mccormack

Dear SIR understand that moving Second
and James to 1913 Third
service TO the public but hate old
on where you have been landmark many Good
however, In your vcnurei CHIEF SEATTLE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
To Attorney Tom Page

Dear Tom: With this weather have been wondering
tyre OF spring suit viii blossom year
originally tailored attorney time
varilers. CHIEF SEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
To Cigaret Smoking Girls

when objections
order appeal for
young who do smoke
disastefu ask refrain
ing In their
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
To the Southwest Wind

conssnial Friend; Hover closely beg OF Th, the
that old the pays disastrous
frEtsn
him The tulips my garden tho
shrubs all budded Help
CHIEF SEATTLE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
From,
CEATTLE
20 ]. G. Raymer, Who Bluffed a Rnndii

sH' our courage, In looking a
anu telling woudbe obter Tho lake while you
'N nag which the thug know $500
aauon hu don't make habit that
" H'INEl lncnlheyca
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
To David Werfield

hear Dave enjoyed
Aht OF Venice seldom
ea Your visits here welcoming public
Come again. CIIfpF sEATTIr
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11

Girls, Try thiii When comhing
and dressing your hair. just mogsten
your hair brush with a little Dan.
dcrine' and brush Il through your
hair. The effect Is s,arilingl You
can DO your hair up Immediately
and u VIII appear twice as thick
and heayy-a mass OF gleamy hair.
sparkling with lilo and possessing
that Incompatible softness. fresh
ness and luxurianee.
While bcautifyng tho hair Dan.
derine" IS also tonlng and stimu.
iating each single hair 20 grow
thick. long and strong. Hair stops
falling out and dandruff disappears.
Get bottle OF delightful. refresh
ing "nanderine" az any drug or
toilet counter and Just ssa how
healthy and youthful your hair 10.
oomes.-Adyertisement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11
Dear sIri Bring on

To the Weather Man
Dear STR Bring on your spring. We dare youl
CHIEF SEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11

They represent special purchase.
Nearly all are in perfect condition.
Some show slight mars from handling.
Full and three-quarter sizes included.
old ivory, Verns Martin and wood finishes.
The Grote-Rankin Co. reserves the right to limit
quantities.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-02-11

Deliveries will be made at our convenience
There are fourteen styles, six styles illustrated
In our estimation, these are the greatest bed
values this store has ever offered.
1t is not amss to urge you to attend this sale al
your earliest convenience while the choice is most
varied and plentiful.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29
MISS EVELYN Afford
HONORED AT DINNER

A lovely affair of Thursday even
ing was the dinner at which Mrs.
Afford was hostess at her home ON
Jefferson street honoring her daugh
ter, Miss Evelyn Afford, in celebra-
ton of her seventeenth birthday
Throughout the home quantities
of beautiful jonquils and narcissi
were .artistically arranged in low
bowls and baskets, effectively carry
ing out the yellow color motif. The
prettily appointed table in the din
ing room was ,oyerlaid with a hand
some lace cover, and had for its cen
trial decoration a silver basket filleo
with gorgeous yellow daffodils en-
circled by candesticks holding vel
low unshaded tapers. On one end
of the table was a beautifully enl-
bossed birthday cake, holding sew
enteen yellow candles. At seven
O'Clock an elegant course dinner
was served by Mrs. Afford, assisted
by Mrs. ]. R. Cameron.
Covers We're laid for Miss Mary
Morrell, Miss Susie Morrell, Miss
Mary Annie Feagin, Miss Vivian
Cannon, Miss Mary Wynn; Ernest
Cameron, James Dixon, George
Sheppard, Robert. Tye, and Mis-
Evelyn Afford.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29
'POULRY INDUSTRY
GROWS FAST HERE
CONTINUED From Page One)
interest and quits.

interest and quits.
"Then another reason for the eX-
pert is his ability to locate the
most profitable market for eggs and
chicks at all seasons of the year.
And right there lies the greater
part. of success. We may be selling
our poultry in one place at 25 cents
pound, when elsewhere we could
realize 40 cents.
"Then there is the absolute neces-
sity of standardization in shippin 3
This knowledge comes from expert
ence and is as necessary in market
ing eggs as in poultry. The stand
ard product demands the highes'
price.
Through the chamber of COM
neree we will endeavor to employ
an expert, his salary to be paid
through the cooperation Of the
industry and others interested.
II believe l can work out means
of financing a community hatchery
and will undertake this if every
thing moves smoothly and the
necessity is evident in the fall
Such a machine will not now be
needed until the fall Matching sea
son is open"
The assurance Of a creamery here
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29
MRS. MURRAY HOSTESS
TO FORTY-TWO CLUB

Mrs. Emmett Murray was hostess
at a beautiful party Friday after
noon at her home on Elm avenue,
complimenting the members of her
forty-two club and a few additional
friends to fill vacancies.
Vari-colored hyacinths, daffo-
dis, peach blossoms, and other
lovely spring flowers were used
artistically as decorations through
out Mrs. Murray's attractive home.
There were three tables of play
ers who enjoyed the interesting
game until $50, when a delicious
sweet course was served.
Mrs. Murray was assisted in en-
pertaining by Mrs. Eugene Cato.
The guest list included Mrs. Fred
! Arthur, Mrs. H. B. Mashburn, Mrs.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29
IS an ADDED indncement

is an added inducement for the
farmers toaput in poultry, Mr..
Rylander sctated. The two work
hand in hand, there being no bet
ter feed for little chicks than skim
med milk said the speaker
Another advantage pointed out
was the existence in the county al
ready Of several flocks of .pure-bred
poultry from which the farmers
may stock or re-stock their yards.
Several local poultrynen have more
than a local reputation in the pro-
duction Of bred-to-lay stock Of
several varieties, such as White
Buff 0rpington, and others.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29
.AMERICUS DEBATERS
WIN AND LOSE DEBATE

In the Inter-school debates held
last night Americas debators cham
pioned the affirmative here were
defeated by Reynolds, while those
debating the negative at Cuthbert
won decision from the judges.
The question debated was "Resci-
we'd, That Cities in Georgia Under
Three Thousand Population Should
Be Organized Under the City Men
ager Form of Government"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29
CENTRAL. TO ISSUE
NEW 51-2 PCT. BONDS

WASHINGTON, March 29.-Thc
Central of Georgia railway was au-
thorized by the Interstate Cons
merce Commission today to Issue
and sell 5 million dollars in 5 1-2
per cent re funding mortgage
bonds, which the company may sell
at 81 per cent of FarI The issue is
to retire a like amount Of bonds
now outstanding.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29
JOHN HINTON TO SING
AT FIRST METHODIST

John Hinton, a member of the
MoHltrie Quartet who is the guest
of friends in Americas for several
days, will be soloist at the First
Methodist church Sunday morning
at the II o'clock service.
Mr.. Hinton possesses a voice Of
unusual clearness and beauty, ana
it is expected that large number
Of friends will be present to hear
him.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29
HAROLD AVENUE
BEATS LEE STREET

In a fast game between two
Town Lot teams played Friday af-
ternoon, Harold Avenue defeated
Lee street 8 to 0. The features
three home runs by Wade Harris,
Jimmy Parker and William Bare
field. The game was played on
Jackson avenue court, and the Dat.
teries were Jimmy Parker and
Wade Hines for Harold Avenue,
and Billy Fort and Son Everett
for Lee Street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29

ulty, as the chief speaker on this
occasion. Prof Mcclellan is we'll
known in Americas, where he form
erly resided. Mrs. w. N. Ainsworth
who was invited to be among the
guests this evening, was unable to
attend, as a dinner of similar ma
ture is to be held in Macon tonight,
Dinner will be served promptly at
seven o'clock, and it is hoped that
every Wesleyan woman in Ameri-
Gus and Sumter county will be pres
ent.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29
ALUMNAE DINNER AT TEA
ROOM TONIGHT

Arrangements for the Wesleyan
Alumnae dinner to be given at the
Sign of the Pine Tea Room this eve
ming have practically been complet-
ed and indications are that it will
be one of the greatest alumnae
events ever held Americas.
Miss Carrie Speer, county chair
man of the Americas and Sumter
county association, announced to-
day that she was greatly pleased to
have secured Professor Idus Nickel
lar, member of the Wesleyan fac
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29
MISSIONARY SOCIETIES
TO MEET MONDAY P. M.

The two adult missionary socie,
ties of the First Methodist church
will meet with the Lee street Meth
odist Church society Monday after
noon in theirchurch at thirty
O'Clock. All members and friends
are invited to be present.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29

In Hickman, KY, workmen
found an ancient quart while tear
ing down an old building, so now no
old building there is safe.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29

Sing Sing reports good ball
team this year, maybe with the idea
of knocking the ball over the fence
and chasing it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29

John N. Scarborough, Mrs. w. c..
Carter, Mrs. C. J. Clark, Mrs. Chas.
Ansley, Mrs. c. NJ. Williams, Mrs.
T. E. Bolton, Mrs. 7. G. Hudson
and Mrs. G. E. Buchanan.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29

One, real sign Of spring is when
you see farmer trying to get
credit at the, seed. store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29

The boys kites are making some
people look up for the first time
since last fall.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29

Wouldn't it be nice if We always
were as nice as we sometimes are?
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29

A Detroit man was poisoned by
eating some hot dogs, perhaps be
cause the hot dogs went mad.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29
.Naaa;z7QgC.,N1<1C9

Mrs. S. H. Zimmerman and Mrs
Roy Fletcher, of Plains; were
among the out-of-town shoppers iii
Americas Thursday.
Mrs. W S. Dozier returned to
her home in Dawson today after
spending several days with Mrs. II.
Z. Allen at her home on Lee street.
Mrs. Kate Stovall, of Atlanta, is
the guest of her sister, Mrs. w. E.
Thornton, at her home on Forrest
street,
Mrs. Pearl Raglan, of Macon, is
the guest Of her sister, Mrs. H, E
Allen, at her home on Lee street.
Mrs. N. G. Joyner, Mrs. Byrd
Lovett, and Mrs. r. L. Miller have
returned to their home in Waynes-
bore, after spending several days
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29

Friends of Mrs. C. C. Carnes will
be glad to learn that she is able to
be out again after an illness of a
week at her home on Hill street.
Miss Claire Harris arrived last
night from Agnes Scott to spend
the spring holidays with her moth
err, Mrs. vi C. Harris, at her home
on Horne street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29

with Mrs. H. B. Allen at her home
on Lee street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29

and after 70 years of age he trans
lated hundreds of Vedic hymns.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29
NOTICE,

Americus, Sumter County,
March 26, 1924.
We, the undersigned merchants of
Americus hereby agree and do set our
signatures hereto that we will not send
upon approval, within the city limits
OF Americus, any of the following
merchandise handled by us, except in
case of infirmity, illness or bereave-
ment H,..a,se
Dresses, Coats, Capes, Suits
BlOuseS or Underwear
Signed:
CHARLES /. ANsLEY
CHURCHWELL BROTHERS
By Allen Churchwell
MRS. D. GOLDEN
FASHION SHOP
By j. E. Hightower.
MRS. E. PEA2LMAN T4
PINKSTON co. rs
By Walter Page.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-29

Americus, Sumter County,
March Is, 1924.
The Washington times., 1924-04-19
"YeIIoW Snow" Scares.

playthings. Some Of the stores are
not living up to the agreement,
The Washington times., 1924-04-19
after AN
OPERATION
Mrs. iIke COuIdn't Get Back Her
Strength Until She Took Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

Rochester, MINI. had a very
serious operation and it seemed as if
The Washington times., 1924-04-19
SOME THINK

That hailstones come from. a
quarry.
That caddy is a name for a
certain golf stick.
That firecrackers are served
With soup.
That a field marshal follows a
plaw.
That a gramophone is used for
teaching grammar.
That an artichoke is an lnstru-
ment of torture.
That an acrobat is a night
bird.
f; That a checkmate is an ex
travagant wife.
That every man who carries a
suitcase is a bootlegger.
That a greenhorn is a musical
instrument.
The Washington times., 1924-04-19
TWAS EVER
THUS!

~ ONT talk back to a traffic
cop when he bawls you out,
~ and your wife will call you
spineless jellyfish forever after.
Tell him what you think of him.
and your fine will be doubled.
Pay your income tax all at
once and you'll be broke until
summertime. Pay it in install
ments and the joy will be taken
out of life every three months.
Take your girl to the movies,
and she'll want to go to a play.
Take her to a play, and she'll
suggest dining and dancing after
the show is over.
Invite your rich uncle to your
home for visit, and he will be
sure to get into an argument with
your wife. Don't ask him, and
he'll cut you off without a cent.
Take UP the cigar habit, and
your wife will nag you for being
extravagant. Smoke a pipe, and
she'll spend $40 to have the house
fumigated.
The Washington times., 1924-04-19
ONCE UPON
A TIME

TANIBALISM was frequently
practiced by the ancient
~ Greeks. but there is SO
much hostility between residents
Of an apartment house today that
people are unable to stomach
their neighbors.
Certain insects, when dried and
pulverized, were used about so
B. c. by physicians to raise bills
tiers. Nowadays this is done by
hoeing in the garden or beating
rugs for the missus.
Once upon a time in France,
those who had been bankrupts
were forever obliged to wear a
green cap. When a twentieth
century big business man goes
into bankruptcy, he is seen short
~ afterward wearing a high black
hat and brown fur coat and rid.
ing in red limousine.
The Washington times., 1924-04-19
SUES HUSBAND WHO TOOK
BOOZE TO BED WITH HIM

SACRAMENTO, Cal, April Ia
Has a husband the right to take
his liquor to bed, with. him2
Mrs. Belle Ballentine, a Sacra-
mento, bride of a few months, says
no and has. brought suit for di-
vorce here against G. A. Ballentine.
Mrs. Ballentine claims that her
husband took. his bottle to bed and
imbibed freely almost every night.
When she protested Ballentine told
her to find a new bed, she aserts.
The Washington times., 1924-04-19

try some of It, and in veryfew days.
time began to feel better. In two
weeks hardly knew myself and after
taking a coupleof bottles more was
up and helping around, and now am
strong and healthy again and am still
taking it. tits a pleasure for me to
write this to you, and / hope that many
other women who are suffering like I
was will find out about your medicine.
l will give any information possibly
can. Mrs. JAMES WILKE, 933 E.
Center Street, Rochester, Minnesota.
Remember, the Vegetable Com.
pound has a record of fifty years of
success among American women.
Lydia e. Pinkham's Private Text.
Book will be sent you free upon re-
quest. Write to the Lydia E. Pinkham
Medicine Company, Lynn. Mass.
The Washington times., 1924-04-19
HAVE SMILE
WITH US

:" HERE is lots Of fun in the
news dispatches Of the day
- If one but looks for it. For
instance, the same cable dispatch
that carries the news Firpo is to
give up fighting announces his
engagement to marry.
A New Jersey stretch of water
has been renamed Mosquito Lake
by a group Of fishermen because
you were always bound to get a
bite.
Europeans say they can detect
an American over there right
away. Wouldn't it be funny if
they mistook one Of their own
for an American and gypped him
the way they do the Americans?.
The easiest way to kill two
birds with one stone is when the
stone happens to be an engage
ment ring.
There is a growing possibility
Of third party, but it is init
mated there is a doubt whether
there is enough oil to go around
for all.
The Washington times., 1924-04-19
Mr.. AND MRS.

Mrs. My objection to you as
dance partner is that you don't
know what to do with your
feet.
Mr.. And my objection to you
as a bridge partner is that you
don't know what to do with
your hands!
The Washington times., 1924-04-19

TOKYO, April ia fall of "yel.
low snow" is reported from Nilgata,
on the northwest coast OF Japan.
The inhabitant of the region are
much disturbed, considering the
phenomenon an omen of evil i'm.
port. but scientists believe that
clouds of the yellow dust from the
Cobb desert have been carried
across the Sea Of Japan in SNOW.
clouds