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New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
GOSHEN ADMITTED
 ID GRAND CIRCUIT
Racing Season Opens June 3S,
 Closes on October fl

Syracuse, N. Y., Jan. 9.-Goshen was admitted to membership in the Grand Circuit, the opening racing date for 1924 was fixed as June 2S at Cleveland, the present officers were selected as the place for the 1925 conclaVery the board of stewards of the Grand Circuit in executive session here yesterday.
 Opens at Cleveland.
 The schedule as announced by Winn H. kinnan. secretary. contains 76 days of racing, opening at Cieve- land, June 2S, and closing at Lexing- ton, October II. An invitation was extended to Goshen to hold a meet ing of the Grand Circuit over its mile oval and a five-day meeting extending from August IS to 23 was allotted to the new member. this meeting to fol- North Randall.
 Official Schedule.
 The official schedule for 1924 fol- lows: Cleveland, June 2S to July tnine days); Columbus, July 10 12 Give days): Toledo. July 14 to 19 five days); Kalamazoo. July 21 to 26 five days); Windsor July 28 to Aug ust 9 tsix days-three each week): Cleveland, August II to 16 Give days); X Goshen, August IS to 23 Give days, pending) Boston, August 25 to 30 Give days); Hartford. September 1 to Give days); Syracuse. September to IS Give days); Toledo, Septem- Der 15 to 20 Give days); Columbus, September 22 to. October 3 Chine days); Lexington. October to Co., tober II (seven days).
 xThis date is being held for Co., shen. In the event Goshen refuses 10 accept it, Cleveland will stage its sec- ond meeting from August II to Au- gust a3.
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
Chicago War Vets Back Paddock
 DemandA.A. U Apologize 10 Him
Walter S. Poague Post American Legion Calls Upon Ex- Seryicemen to Withhold Encouragement to Olympics Until Sprinter is Exonerated Publicly.

Chicago, Jan. 9.-Resolutions call ing on world war veterans to with hold any encouragement of the Olym' pic games until the officials of the amateur athletic union have publicly apologized to Charles Paddock
 worlds sprint champion and former army officer. for statements attributed to them calling Paddock mot a real American gentleman" were adopted last night by Walter S. Poague pos,
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
WORK ON STADIUM STARTS.
Nays New stands Will scat 2s,OOC
 at Football Games.

Annapolis, Md, Jan. ?.--The work Of converting the present stands at the Naval Academy football field into a stadium seating 2s,0o0 persons has begun. The foundations is being pre-. pared by the force of Naval Academy workmen. The present stand, on the southwest side Of the field. will be raised 12 rows of seats, and a stand of similar size will be built on the water side and the other end will be left open. All football games next year will be played at Annapolis cx. cept those against the Military Acad. tmy and Princeton.
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
CRESCENTS TRIUMPH IN
 GAME WITH PAWNEE FIVE
Final Score is 40 to 16-Winners Tc Play in Willimantic on January

The fast stepping Crescents won from the sturdy Pawnees at the Boys club last night 40 to Is and now have complete arrangements to go to Will limantic on January IS to play the r. M. c. A. no pounders there.
 In last nights game the Pawnees scored first but Captain Huck evened it up and then his players took the lead, being ahead 14 to s at the hali way mark.
 In the second period Huck and Stohl sunk four double deckers in a row while the Pawnees talled twice From then on however, the Crescents slowly drew away from their rivals The score:
 CRESCENTS PAWNEES Hattie Meiczkowskl .. Waffle Knapp LEFT FORWARD Dave Stohl ..,....... Lou Richman
 RIGHT FORWARD Capt. Ben Huck .... Harry Lipman
 CENTER Garlic Levine .... Finke, Humphrey
 LEFT GUARD Elmer Nyborg .... NJ. Finke, Yahm
 RIGHT GUARD
 Score: 70 10 l6. Field goals: Huck s, Mieczkowski 6. Stohi {, Nyborg 1, Levine I. Knapp 2, Finke ?, Hum- phreys ?. Sam Yahm 1. Fouls: Knapp 1, Finke, i, Time two twenty minute halves. Referee, Jack Pele- tier.
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
Kid Lewis of Hartford
 Loses Bout to FasanO

New York, Jan. 9.-Abc Attell Coldstcin defeated Wilbur Cohen, an- other New Yorker, in a ten-round bout last night Joe Colctti, Of Poughkeepsie, won over Mickey Nol- son, of New York. in ten round fight Frankie Fasano, of Paterson, N. j., vanquished Kid Lewis, of Hart ford, Conn. Fasano weighed 11SI and Lewis i19.
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
Hayers and 0ckenden in
 Victory Over Americans

San Antonio. TcN.. Jan. a.--Arthur Havers, holder of the British golf title. and James Ockrnden. wcarer of the French crown. defeated Jack Tar rant, city amateur champion, and Bob kampmann. loral amateur. 5 and 3, in a 56 hole match played over the San Antonio Country club course ycs- ter1ay
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
EXPECTS LEE TO DELIVER

Manager Lee FonI is confident bud ley Lee rIil fll the gap al shortstop for the Red soN. lsee was tho proper ty Of the St. Louis Browns. who hated 10 part with him. Playing with Tulsa. a club that works Hith the Browns. Owner Ball was afraid Judgo t.audis might derlaro Ice free agent # hc recalled him. Thn indgc took such action in several similar cascs.
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
WHAT WILL LANDS DO?

Pitcher Shocker of the Si. Louis Br1uns. @ho has taken hts dispute rith Owner Ball of that club to Judge I.andis. IS confident that he will b. d. ciared Tree agent by the high com- missioner Of baseball. In that case there nils bn mad scramble for his servicca. He says he intends sticking 10 the American feague should l.andis decide he is u9 longer the proVtr trty af fhn Browns
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
Bobby Jones Intends to
 Defend His Open Title

Cambridge, Mass, Jan. a.-"I cer. tainly am going to defend my open golf title" declared Bobby Jones. This was in answer Co a report that Harvard examinations in Juno would keep Jones out of the tournament. He will be graduated from Harvard next month. and will return immediately to his home.
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09

of the American Legion.
 The resolution. introduced by Major Barratt O'Hara, post commander and former lieutenant-g governor of Illinois, extend "a vote of extreme condemra- ton to the officials of the A. A. U."
 American victory in the Olympic games merits no patriotic appeal if associated with an unrectified slur on an American war veteran" the reso- lutions stated.
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
CODE
PLAY So. ,

signal No. 8. Variations. I5s. 1851
 Center l5D tips ball 10 right guard who receives the ball < in the air, and passess it high to the right for ward who catches the ball while moving toward the basket E and drfbbles for a goal
 No. ss5-Right forward passes tn renter c. who shoots or dribbles for the basket
 No. 4s5I-Center from C passes to left forward who dribbIes or shoots.
 This IS very successful play when inteIIigently mixed with other plays.
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
cots,rr.s SPRING PRACTICE.

Hamilton. x. Y.. Jan. 9.---Dick Har- low. Colgate football coach. yesterday announced that spring practice would start as soon as the snow was melted from the historic Whitnall Field probably about the first week in April.
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
ne fChIfs
 NIitldletown High School
>cu Rritnin Ura.Ic School

Referee, Tobin; scorer. Person' timer, Swanson; time, eight minute quarters. ,-
 Friday night the local team jour neys to Torrington to oppose the hlgh school of that city. All members are to put in extra hard practice in an ei- fort to break the jinx which has fol- lowed so far this year.
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
rotGH TRIO FOR rMrIREs

r Kid Glrascu finally goes win the <..w York Giants. National ieagur um- pires will have a tough time winning an argument zsHen working with th 8t club. W.fb MeGraw. Jennings and Gleason lined up against them. the usurirts have their Hork cut out.
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
GENE TrNSEN sI.Ns

Grand Rapids, sirh.. Jan. g.-Gpnr Tunney. AmericaH light heavyweigitt champion and Harry Foley of Mem phis. Tenn. have bern matched Tor a fen round bout hers January I5.
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09

Perhaps no pitcher conserved his arm more than did Christy Mathew son, master pitcher, who vies with Johnson for greatness. Matty never wasted bit Of energy. He was easy to hit with no men on bases, when pos siblc safe drive meant nothing. but
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09
pantlrFs
liarilltBIiys

Referee, Peletier, Scorer. saun- drru
New Britain herald., 1924-01-09

Really I have no regrets as to my pitching career, remarked Johnson one day last summer, but honestly might have lasted until was so if l had started using my head as well as my arm when 1 broke into the Amer ican league
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tcontinued on Following page)
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-02
LANDLORD ROUTED
BY IRATE TENANT

SCRANTON, Pa. April 2.-For
the last three months Abe Antoine,
OF Olyphant, Pa, has found it a
tough job collecting rent from Harry
Morrison, tenant on the Antoine
farm in Scott township. So when
Abe started out to collect another
months rent from Morrison he took
a big army rifle along.
At the Morrison farm Antoine de.
manded his back rent, but Morrison
slammed the door. locked it and told
the landlord go chase himself. But
Antoine was not to be put off 90
easily. He drilled a hole in the door
of the farm house, poked a rifle
through and threatened to kill his
tenant unless he opened the door.
Morrison armed himself with a
club and sneaked out a back door.
He went around the house and came
UP behind his landlord and struck
him. Antoine tried to get the rifle
out OF the hole In the door, but II
stuck fast. The tenant continued to
clout the landlord with the club and
Antoine fled, with Morrison after
him.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-02
Births, Marriages, Deaths
Phone Notices to Main $3.50. Obituary Desk
JAMES L. OWENS

The treasurer of the russell.
young Ice Cream Company and a
native of Washington, James L.
Owens. fifty-eight, died yesterday
ct his home, 1882 Thirty-seveRth
street northwest, from apoplexy.
He is survived by his widow, Mrs,
Bertha L. Owens and three sons,
James Leonard. jr., Henry S., and
John Mitchell Owens, all of thia
city. Funeral services viii be SON
Quoted tomorrow afternoon at 2:30
o'clock from his late residence fol.
lowed by private intermeht at Oak
Hill Cemetery.
Mr.. Owens was born and raised
IN Washington and had been treas.
urer of the RUSSELL Young Com
pany for the past eight years. He
was a member of Potomac Lodge
Ne. 5. y. A. A. NJ. and the City
Club.
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
JOHN T. TRAIT,
M0NVmNnta.
Linc. IA. D = St. n. 50. Phone n. 1895

Hannah 2, Burke, % years. Freed.
men's Hospital,
Ellen Tyler 20 years. 1919 Kenyon
street northwest.
Gabriel Green. 81 years. Emergency
Hospital.
Howard Talley. "a years Emergency
Hospital, 49,
Mary Beasley, SO years, Columbia Hos
pital.
Vivian Washington, year, - Fenton
street northeast
Daniel ". Waters. % years. 1883 S
street northwest.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-02
BIRTHS.

Pedro M. and Maria T. APeaya, girl.
icy.
Thomas d. and Nena A. KIeh, boy,
Stephen L. and Katherine p, Keatney,
boy.
Roger c. and Blanche p. Power, boy.
Rufus e. and Ethel e. Hodges, boy.
John L. and Blanche julius, boy,
Frederic p. and Marian Lee, boy,
Waiter q. and Elsa Colburn, boy.
Harry A. and Adelaide Grant, boy.
Theodore \. and Mapd0 Hpntley, boy.
Harry p. and Elizabeth Krummeg, gtri.
William and Pearl Merritt. girl,
Martin ], and Elisabeth II, Cook. giFl.
Russell and Anna Slack. giFt.
John F. and Endie Rurrough, boy.
John ,. ana Pearl ZaiacSkonsky, girl.
Edward r. and Helen D. Hunt. boy.
Alfred L. and Eva M. Haas, boy.
Palmer p, and Katherine Elder, girl
Giuseppe ana FiaFina p'AFcangai0, boy.
Eddie and Annie Rreal, girl.
Roy ". ana Erna i. Lyles, girl.
Joseph i. and Eta Mason, boy.
Abram and DoFathy Moore, girl.
Fabian A, and Estelie Labat, boy.
Alfred and Bessie Roberts, girl.
Augustus and Dorothy Primrose, bey.
Walter and Ruth Johnson. kiFl.
Sam and Sadie Cole, girl.
Sherman and Emma Lewis. boy.
Albert and Mary L. Wilson, girl,
Jordan ]. and Mozell, L. Fenwick, boy.
william p. and Lottie p. Ayers, girl,
James r, and Pearl Basel, boy.
Jesse r, apd Cora Harley, girl.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-02
DEATHS.

Henry e. Shumaker. IS years, sO6
Seventh street southeast.
Amanda, Loud, 80 years, the Highland
apartments, No. 500.
Daniel W. Edelin,, 81 years. Garfield
Rufus Prints. 81 years. Georgetown
Gunver Jahn. 81 years. Homeopathic
Hospital.
Genevieye A., EcklOff. 50 years. I
Violetts s. 4. Douglas. So years. AIT
J. Arthur Russell. - years. SO shep-
herd street northwest
so Mary ,t Il Myers ysrs y years l7l Kill
vingenEa Az, 81 years. s7s Elm street
Harriet Dryer. g. years. Georgetown
cSsries A. Mn.a .s4 years. ssss
Davenport street northwest.
Howard M. Jones, - years. 1852 Cliff.
ton street northwest.
William w. Mockabee, &c years, George
Washington University Hospital.
Samuel D. Smitheriek, 72 years, st.
BlizabethS Hospital.
Otis g. Stanton. IS years. H41S Georgia
eivert. s. skrogstadt. IS years.. st.
3IEabethg Hospital,
Fred Eraze. is years. Georgetown Uni
Julia N, Buschsr, So years. l7il Thir-
ty.third street northwest,
Joseph Bell. years, st. ITlizabsths
Hospital.
Lillian J. Richards. 81 years. Garfield
Hospital.
James L. Owens, SO years. 1919 wis.
consin avenue northwest.
willard +. Vincent, 10 months, 1916
Sixth street southwest
Joseph Moran, . months, Children's
Infant Of Robert c. and Ida B. Small
M4od: days. Georgetown University
University Hospital.
infant of Royal W. and Susie A.
Davenport, I hours, 10s Florida avenue
northwest,
Lucille Brown. ! yeSF. All X street
southwest.
Fanny Brooks. 30 years. 500 street
southwest.
!. Louise Boyd. u years. $50 R street
northwest.
Victoria johnson. IS years, Ist Piercs
street court northwest,
Carrie jackson. 30 years. Freedmen's
Theodors Clark. 10 years. Erssdmen's
hospital.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-02
CHECKING 5o-cENT CANE
HAS COST So IN BERLIN

Der LIN, April Walking
sticks are prohibited in Berlin
movie theatsrs. They must be
checked at the door, and the fee
amounts 70 10 or Is cents.
An American film fan. who
bought cane for 80 cents last
fall before the mark became stabil.
ized and things were fairly reason
able for persons with foreign cur.
rency has estimated that his stick
this winter in checking charges
alone has cost him Sc.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-02
JOHN BUCK TAYLOR.

Final rites for John Buck Taylor,
who died Monday at his home, S25
1wenty-sixth street northwest, will
b held at / O'Clock tomorrow after
noon from the Union Wesley A. M.
y. Church.
His wife, Mrs. Iszora Taylor, sur
Wives him
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MISS GENEvIEVE ECKLOFF.

Requiem mass was ecelebrated 10,
day at st. Aloysius Church for Miss
Qenevieve Eckloff, daughter Of the
late Joseph E. and Catherine v.
BclIloff, who died Sunday ct her
residence at street northwest Z
Burial was at Mt. Olivat Gene.
fOrv
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-02
MARRIAGR LIcENsEs,

Unless Otherwise specified. the follow
ing persons licensed to marry are from
this city:
George A, EeudeF, ~, ana Marie
Thompson, 16. Rev. John s. Moses.
Burke. 90, of Woodford. Va. Rev. ].
e, Briggs.
James T. McCary. 2s, and Della e.
Crombie. 20. Of Herndon. Va. Rev. e.
G, Primm.
Henry c. Fslisr. jr.. %. ana Adele
n, RumfOrd, 80. Rev. r. L. Wolven.
Abraham A. Steinberg, "a, and Mol
lie Pasman, 25, both Of Baltimore.
Rev. G. Ailverstone,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-04-02
New Siren SuitingS
New SOC Y@.4 Grad. Z yards &c

Called "Siren"-The new fabric for sports
dresses for women, girls and tots SO inches
wide-in sun and tub proof colors-save 34c on
every yards purchased.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Store
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-15
NJ EDBUtRY
SAYS
BY john z. Medbury.

|" QNIGHT is Christmas Eve.
y the one day in the year
when every smart little boy
who doesn't think there's Santa
Claus, goes to bed early and
makes believe he does.
One father who thought he'd
been fOOling his SON for ten years,
found out that the kid had been
fOOling him for six.
A New York kid was so smart
that he even went out and bought
. pair OF whiskers and red
coat for his old man.
When you tell your children
that Santa comes down the Chin
ney, no little girl is going to sit
up by the radiator all night.
A Brooklyn girl who lived in an
. apartment heard the knocking Of
the steam in the hot-water pipes.
She ran to her mother and said,
Mamma, Kris Kringle is trying
TO get in"
Her father thought Kris KringIe
was a collector and told his wife
20 say that there nobody home.
The little girl cried and said she
wished her daddy would pay his
bills and give Santa Claus a
chance to visit them.
Santa always comes while the
children are asleep. There's many
. little girl i'm town tonight who
envies her fathers insomnia.
One kid tied a string to his
fathers leg and tied the other
end to himself, then every time
the father moved he woke the kid
up.
A San Francisco kid who was q
radio fan wanted his father to
ask Santa to fix the aerial while
he was on the roof.
Father was wishing that Santa
came in through the basement so
he could put some coal in the fur
mace on his way up.
The little girl was so afraid she
wouldn't wake up when Santa
came that she went to sleep with
IN alarm clock tied to each ear.
Not only that, but her mother
discovered her drinking a lot of
black coffee before she went to
bed.
Another little girl made it
point to read lot Of ghost stories
to herself SO that she'd be afraid
to 60 to. sleep.
Then to make sure that she
wouldn't miss Santa Claus, she
laid down in the fireplace.
But as Kris KI.ingle only has
the whole world to cover I'm one
night, he has plenty of time to
wait for each little boy and girl
to get to sleep.
Christmas eve is q wonderful
event for the little folks, but
father enjoys it most when all of
Mr.. Kringle's presents are paid
for.
It's a good thing that George
Washington didn't have any chill
dren, because after admitting
that he chopped down the cherry
tree we could hardly expect him
In tell his kids that khov-o xuos a
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-15
TALK OF THE
TOWN
By Dave Sentller.

A 3ABELL4A. the circus fat
"a Lady. joined q gymnasium re.
IA Gently for reducing. The II.
structor can't tell when Arabella
iS sitting down ana when she. Is
standing up.
George Washington Woof says
he caught q fish 90 large last
Sunday that the revenue officials
seized 1t az a rum runner.
Snoopy Smith, the town police
force. was doing traffic duty on
his horse yesterday whom some.
body swiped his steed from under
Snoopy when he wasn't looking.
Bessie Bebb, the sweetest Girl
in town, IL making q bathing suit
for her goldfish.
Lem, the married lion tanner.
says o wife would rather have her
husband stop smoking than the
stove. BIT
Oliver Rock never made any
money out OF his secondhand fur.
niture store until he changed it to
an antique shop.
Keenie Femme states that some
fellows only idea Of conversation
is making love.
DOrinne, the diamond do nestle,
has been in the hospital for ap-
pendicitis the last month. That's
the longest Dorinne has ever
stopped in one place.
Bill Grub, the skyline phisop-
pher, remarks that the go.getting
spirit never Matched an egg yet.
Bert Flowers, the cheese sales.
man, is advertising his line az un.
approachable.
Vernon, the Boisheviki mouse.
reports that ever since the ma
dame got her imitation sealskfn
coat the cats been in mourning.
Sandy Hughes brought his bag
pipes around to the plumbers to
get repaired yesterday.
Kenneth Knobs, the steady thea
tergoer. says the box office seats
they are now selling might lust a
well be located in the box office.
Sophisticated Sara rflashes her
mothers potatoes with a pogo
stick.
Yeggy Young confesses that the
reason he left his wife was be.
cause she used his best Jimmy"
to open a can Of beans.
Hen Hash was lucky enough to
find a four-leaf clover last sun.
day. 1t was in a field. only ten
yards away from a bull. The nurse
at the hospital says Hen won't be
able to count the petals for an.
other week.
The plaster fell down on the
family underneath Mr.. Potts, M.
v. married veteran). when he
slipped his wife's biscuits under
the table when she. wasn't look.
ing.
ANNgnTlRRN RN~
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anu DSHEulS-uOWu
pains. ! saw an adj
vertisenent in the
newspaper about
E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound and be-
gan taking it. It
has stopped these
bearing-d0wn
pains and other
bad feelings, and
has helped me in
ovorxy UNIV Thav0
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HELPED HER
IN every way
30 Writes Mrs. TrOmbley Of
Sharon. VT, Concerning Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

Sharon, Vermont. 81 was weak
and rundown, had q tired feeling
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-15
ADVERTISEMENT
A CLEAR C0MPL EEION
Ruddy Cheeks-Sparllinp Eyes
Most Women Can Have
Says DR.. Edwards, a Well-Known
Ohio Physician

DR.. F. NJ. Edwards for IL years treat
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ailments. During these years he Rava to
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90 much faith in the Vegetable Com
pound that keep it on hand all Of
the time and recommend itwheneveF
] have the opportunity. - Mrs.
LEWIS TRoMBLEY, Sharon, Vermont.
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Bessie Bebb, the sweetest girl
in town. is making q bathing suit
for her goldfish.
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Glad to Help Others

] uau pHInD III my pack HIIu SIue1
for many months, and my work would
have to be left undone at those times.
My sister told me what good Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound was
doing her, so tried it, and from the
third bottle / was we'll and every one
thought / looked better. / am glad
to help others regain their health, and
you may use my testimonial. -
MABEL HARTMANN, 1924 Greene Ave-,
Brooklyn, N. Y. You must believe
that q medicine that has helped other
women will help you.
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Kenneth Knobs, the steady thea
tergoer. says the box office seats
they are now selling might just a.
well be located in the box office.
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The plaster fell down on the
family underneath Mr.. Potts, M.
V. married veteran). when he
slipped his wife's biscuits under
the table when she. wasn't look.
ing.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-15

Yeggy Young confesses that the
reason he left his wife was be.
cause she used his best Jimmy"
to open a can Of beans.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-15

Sandy Hughes brought his bag
pipes around to the plumbers to
get repaired yesterday.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-03-15

Hen Hash was lucky enough to
find a four-leaf clover last SIM.
day. 1t was in a field. only ten
yards away from a bull. The nurse
at the hospital says Hen won't be
able to count the petals for an.
other week.