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New Britain herald., 1924-11-12

q new French discov- cry called SAN-GRr- MA. To-day l look. act and feel far you--~r than my real age. From the results In my own case. and those of my friends l am absolutely con. vineed that any man or woman burdened
 with rolls of ugly. injurious, unwbole- some fat, can take 1t of easily, quickly
 and safely with SAN.GR1.NA. SAN GRl-NA Is one of { he latest French discoveries for the re- duetion of excess fat. It does away with weakening diets tiresome exercises --torturinK garments and absurd and ex- pensive so-called re- ducing creams. IL is used extensively in Paris. where worneu rof every ago pride themselves on keep ing their figures slen- der and graceful. No
New Britain herald., 1924-11-12

matter how fat you are. q what yss hss6, done shi in the past sS rssses TT .sss .. been offered before to the AEeficsa puk- 'lis--1T IS GUARANTEED ABSOIITES LY HARMLESS-does soe eoatsia ssYj dangerous drugs ard cannot possibly sAsca your stomach or your heaith. By iapiyi taking small tablets befors esaa mssl'
 I lost 50 pounds in fnsuein, snd n haven't regained . pound si.cs- ! ct su
 can do the same. To-dsy ss ss ssy r.s1
 drug store. ssk for . package sf SANl
 GRI-NA Do not accept anyt&iag eiss.
 AS IT IS THE ONLY rHfNG | ssl1
 found to reduce. after I hsd tsisi hD1 .dreds of didsfsns -Nssk. and sspsfies- .i
New Britain herald., 1924-11-12
1 Lh safe for my skin' 2 b # safe for my fabrics? } Does # make rich Mds?

And think of the convenience! Instead of three, four or five soaps - one soap! Instead of constant worry about the state of your complexion, your hands, your clothes-e0yfdcncs!
 Ivory passes this test as does no other soap we know of, yet costs so little that its use for everything becomes genuine economy.
 Because it is pure, Ivory has protected fine things for 4 years; delicate complexlons, ,fragllesilks, soft woolens, real laces, heirloom china, Yet, because it costs little, it has also done with characteris- tic thoroughness and satisfaction all the humber tasks of washing and cleaning, too.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-12

New York, Nov. 12--Contradictory dispatches from Paris, one to the ef- feet that Count von salm Hoog- straten was to sail today to New York to join his wife, the former Milllcent Rogers, and another stat ing that the countess was prepar- ing to go with her child to her hus- band in Paris, have caused the sec retary to Henry H. Rogers. father of the countess, to comment on the reports of reconciliation.
 The secretary said that no word had been received of Count Salm' s departure from Paris and that he was not expected in New York. He
New Britain herald., 1924-11-12

kilks, ribbons, skirts, waists, dresses,
 boats, stockings, sweaters, draperie,
 coverings, hangings, everything new. Buy Diamond Dyes"-no other ESind--and tell your druggist wheth- kr the material you wish to color is , wool or silk, or whether it Is linen,
 bottom, or mixed goods.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-12
YON SALM IS NOT ON
 WAY TO VISIT HIS WIFE
As Far As Her Family Knows, He Does Not Inted To Come To
 This Country Soon

Paris, Nov. 12.--Count Ludwig salm- -Hoogstraten, husband of Milli- cent Rogers was not passenger on the Homeric boat train leaving Paris for Cherbourg today. He was still at his hotel at noon.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-12
WANT GOODIES FOR HOSPITAL

W NaNINT "VVUTE.N IVTN ITVNT IT m
 The WomHn's Hospital Board will make a Thanksgiving collection Of Jans and jeliies in the schools again this year. Trucks win call at the schools on Tuesday, November 2s, 10 take contributions to the hospital.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-12

Here isdfne, simple treatment for ,OEr eomplexion
 Wash your face once or twice daily with warm water and Ivory Soap, Rinse in warm water and follow with a dash of cold. Dry thoroughly by Pstting with a soft towel. If your skin needs it, rub in a little pure cold cream. Guest Ivory, the dainty new cake of Ivory made especi- allyfor face and hands, costs but 5 cents. N.
New Britain herald., 1924-11-12
DIAMOND DYE" IT
 A BEAUTIFUL COLOR

Perfect h 0 m e dyeing and tinting is guaranteed with Diamond D y e s. Just dip in cold water to tint soft, delicate shades, or boil to dye rich, permanent colors. E a c | 15-c e II { package contains directions so sim pie any woman can dye or tint lingerie,
New Britain herald., 1924-11-12
Fine Laundry
 note

Is there any faked or chipped soap offered for fine laundry ex- cept Ivory Flakes which you would be willing to use on your jatti Would you trust your precious things to a soap less ,,Eo,
New Britain herald., 1924-11-12
FRENCH WOMAN TELLS HOW TO . GET THIN
Without Diess, Absurd Creams, Exereises CT Redaeiss Gisdles.,'

reduced my own weight 90 pcunds ts less than 9 weeks and st tho same time marvelously improved my general health and appearanee with
New Britain herald., 1924-11-12
Qybu auuAht msd 4mat5u smtmM bou~ / you Mm
 mmwaw% "yes"@ h&~ qxhons

YOU wouldn't need another \ soap in the house if you had one that answered "Yes" to these three nuestions-
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-26

ROMA 7.-Benito Mussolini es la
fgura mas original de Europa: 10 vi
por primera vez Ell el campamento de
Centocele. con o0asi6n de Ia revista
nilts- en- honor del rey Alfonso: esta-
la en- Ia tribuna reeia. que rodeaba
Una inlaensa mUchedumbre; hallabame
muy cerca pude Observable a mi an
tojoa sorprendi en- ell dos actitudes.
Cuando mlraba al pueblo desde 10 alto
de la trib ina tenia csc fiero gesto que
conoce Ell nmndo; pero luego que des-
elaron las legiones fascistas c'ntando D
q himno jnbiloso de la ilvensud y apa
reci6 EN- e. horizonte una escnadrilla
de aviones. Mussoliui levant5 Ia cabe-
81 hcci' a cielo Sc Gucdo abstra.d1
ocntemplsndClo. Eutonces Sc fue trans
tnrm?rGo S. g. preston; una sonrisl, ba
Id-d.le. ell ~emb ante. iirmu5le ,os ojoI
borI6 su ceno sep1r6 sus labios. olvi-
Gldo dc todos los qae lie rodeaban re-
yes, principles, pueblo -siguio largo ra
TO las f'ntasias dc ,cs pajaros humane
,xclamando como embria gandose de c.e
70: ",relo. helli imol". Lueco ,laman-
co a L. rsslidad. bai6 Ia frelte I "a
tie-ya voly.o ser Mnssolini.
En- Ess contr1ste parec.6mc yer II
dean c,6n del fascisuio. 10 one ii ne de
e!ectista de sincere. sa aplrieEcia
te2:ral y 81 fc2do romaatico. as cam.-
fas nefras q saludo rom'ro iuato 81
ansia ideahsta y al afan rcdentor. Por
ESQ el fascismo es III fen6 memo profun-
damente italiano que no puede tras-
pisntarse.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-26

lie reproduc;do lelmente. tanto que
tienen Ia aprobaci6n del autor. las de-
Glars cones dl salvador de Italia. del
hDmbre que no solo Ia detenido la re-
voluci6n. sino Gle ha eliminado los fac
torres psicolegicos one Ia alimentaban.
81 me he detenido en- describir los
pro eg6mcnos de Ia entrevista es por-
que ent endo que On sus actos pala-
bras Sc revela el caracter de este hon.
bre, que Ia sido comparable a Crom-
well por Ia audacia de SIS metodos die
tatcri les. a Napoleon por su vision
re aguila su poder de fascination de
Jas muchedumbres; pero Mussolini no
So parece nadie, y ahi esta su fuefza.
Tiendolo. oyendo'o. Sc comprende que
con ell fascismo no ha triunfado en-
Italia I'M partido, sino un espiritu de
iuventud dc combate. de abnegacion
Y discipline. un espiritu tan intimamen-
te ligado a un hombre, que Mussolini
parece cmpensrso Ell apagar los res
rl7ndoros dc su propia llama.
Fernando ORTIZ ECHAGUE
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-26
iPOR QUE SE IEVANTAN RAS-
CA CIELOS EN- BUENOS AIRES?

Cuando me dispcngo a retirarme. me
prcgunta:
-GPor que sc levantan rascacielos
en- Buenos Aires?
Replicole Que por razcnes comercia-
les de valorizacion, pero el We, ade-
mas. en- el hecho inhpencias n6rdicas.
Dicema que lie ha sorprendido, en- re-
Cientes fotografias. el aspecto neoyor-
Glino que va fernando Ia ciudad ex-
presame el tenor de que sufra la es-
tstica. cobijando bajo un cielo latino
cxpresiones de un materialismo exc
t!co. Mnssolini tiendeme la mano cor
dialmente. y mo voy.
SalgO del palacio Chigi y echo 4 an
dar por las GALES de Roma. llevandome.
con la impression eXtrana de un zarpa-
20 de una sonrisa. la imagen cOnfu-
81 de I'm demagogo de un reaccionario.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1924-01-26
Una entrevista a MusSOIini

cismo es pHra siInplemcnte la polia-
ca International del Estado italiano.
que Sc conoce sobradamente.
FL DEFER DE LOS ITALIANo5 RE
sIDENTEs EN- LA ARGENTINA
Mussoliai Sc levanta: imitolo, pero
antics de paTtir quiero saber que parte
reserva los italianos de la Argentina
en- IA acci6n del fascisIno.
-Queremo7--me contesta-que los
italianos de Ia Argentina sean respeta-
dos como ciudadanos de una gran Ma
c!5n amiga. FL faScismo no exige de
ellos sino oGc So acrerden do que tie
ren Ia gloria n resp0nsabilidad do
represent 4 Ii Nacion Italiana allen
dc q &c ano. kqvel:a discipline que
ios i'ah los ian qrer'Go que reinase
en- 81 p ira tie1e Que ser tambien su
sobra toio respetsr is leyos de la Re-
pull ca las eo-tH,nbres del pals quo
los hrinla hoqpl:alidad.
Va &c neda Taaa del geai1 nj de
N vCz iIlc silva III aict dor Sc IN qui-
tado n Garcia estoy ante I'm hombre
arable eve danio treves paseos entire
a mesa Ia ventaul, crIzando sere-
uarente los b~a-0s sobre el respaldo
del sill6l convcntlal, ne intCrroga So
Ire el va'cr comparative de les colec-
tividade. extrarielas en Ia Argentina,
sobre Ia import9nca de Ia prensa ita-
'ilna dc Eucn~s ires. sotrs Ell I'll
r7ie- de II Naci6l". que lie parece
elavado e1 rtlaci6n : la poblaci6n, Pre-
euntame l'ega cddl ss Ia sitaaci6n exac-
"a de II Arg sntina en- In Sociedad de
LIS N}c'cnes: eXpucosela. = formula
IN jcici0 que me piie Collar. pero quie-
res recy e-dan II ar''tni de Mussoliui
srents Ia socicdaa dc las Eaciones
con ccasitn a. conaicto dc Corfu adj
vin1ran - pe1'da en- que comprende
p i1difo. encic argentina frente Gil
nebya.
ITabl-.~oS des~"d5 do II propagan-
da e.pr6 ole Il oareccr de que Espaia
Trancia hacer'a ras intensa en- la
= entin0 que It7la. = me observa que
Fra1cia es mas r'ca Y Espaha aprove-
cha la vontaiq 9a'rral del idioma Con
scbrada r1zon s, ds.lara esceptico So
hre Ia efcacia &c 'os conferenciantes:
dice cue el p0blico suele scntirse de-
cepcionado por habcr acudido escu-
char cosas que saba; cree. por clio
que Ia meior propag anda es la espon-
t&nea del teatro toda la que Sc haga
en- q terTcno comercial.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-20
Listening In Or Foe

Poor Egbert". muttered the neigh bor.
 Poor Egbert, nothing" retorted his father. "I was so busy the next few l days that I failed to notice EgbeEt's continued absence, though did remark to his mother thatFit seemed more like home without the saxophone. We'll, anyway, his absence was nothing un- usual, as he has. been spending most of his time over at the Eastman girls house. never had the least suspicion as to his activities, however, until the the Browns came over for bridge the other night. They live right next door to the Eastmans, you know, and I was amazed when Ethel Brown said they thought they would have to move un- less things in the neighborhood got bet | ter. ,@ T thought that was such a desir- a premonition< of bad news.
 "'Oh, it was until Carolyn Eastman became so popular answered Ethel. We've stood the serenades, the phono- graph dances until 2 o'clock in the morning, and we have endured without a, murmur being wakened from a sound blecp Oy' the nOlSy HOme-cOmInBs OI Carolyn and her boy chums. But late ly we have reached the limit. Some body is learning to play the saxophone in Carolyn's basement. Morning, noon and night we listen to that awful moan. And when I ventured to ask Carolyn about it she fairly informed me that making love through register is great sport. s. ?" ,.a,.i., 1l 7.,5
 "Hot dog!' exclaimed the neighbor, scenting the. climax. T hate to tell you the rest of it," said the man in the white vest. II waited for Egbert's return that night and wrung, a full confession from him. He pleaded guilty. on every count, his only defense being that he was so darned crazy about music. Well, l didn't want to deprive the world of a genius, so told him that if he would get rid of the saxophone I would pay for his-lessOns on any other instru- ment."
 Great Scott, what's that!" inter- rupted the Heighbor, as a series of dis cordant sounds shattered the silence.
 | That's Egbert," sighed the man in the white vest. He's bought a cor | AACSs z
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-20
Miss Steven s Gives Lovely Tea
 For Guests

Nastursiums, sweetpeas and roses were used effectively in the home of MT. and Mrs. Frank R. Stevens yes terday afternoon when their daughter, Miss Lucy Stevens, entertained charm ingly at tea for her two attractive house guests, Misses Eleanor and Mar garet Peter of Boothton. Various summer flowers were used throughout the house, but in the dining room only the yellow blossoms were arranged, and in the ices and hints the same color motif was carried out.
 From a beautifully decorated punch bowl, placed on the cool porch, a de- lightful punch was served by Miss Katherine Grubb and Miss Vivan Shook.
 Assisting the hostess in greeting the guests were Misses Peter of Boothton, Emily Ash Smith, Phillis and Edith Dimmick, Martha Hood, Frances Jen- kins,, Florence Stokeley of Washington, Katherine Grubb, Virginia Shook, Elizabeth Stephenson, Marjorie Alex andar, Lucy McCary, Lula Bronson Hawkins and Fay Donovan.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-20
Miss e.s Henley i Hos t.e's $ At
 Luncheon

Misses Lamira and Edmonia Hem ley are entertaining with buffet lunch con at the home of their parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Henley, IT,, today, hon bring their visitor, Miss Mary Elinor >Conley of Memphis, the guests includ- ing the, girls that will leave on June 26 for Camp Nakanawa. !
 The hostesses have attended this camp for several summers. It is delightfully."- located in the! mountains of Tennessee. Miss Mary Gilliland and Miss Mary Ozburn of Birmingham will leave with the girls as councillors. :
 Composing his group are: Miss Mary Gilliland, Miss Mary Ozburn, Miss Mar garet Smith, Miss Alice Finch, Miss Frances Jenkins, Miss. Millie Philips, Miss Winston Tutwiler, Miss Grider Horst, Miss Libby Morrow, Miss Flea nor Kilby, Miss Georgie Leary,s Miss Jane Conner, Miss Laurel Bowfon, Miss Elizabeth Cabanss, Miss Jenne Chal- mers, Miss Bertha Leham, Miss Doro- thy Thomas, Miss Louise Mccormick, Miss Florence Nicholson, Miss Mar jory Nicholson, Miss Lyl Nevins, Miss Mary Virginia Brabston. Miss Mary Nice, Miss Helen Nice. Miss Elizabeth Fitzpatrick, Miss Edith Landgrede, Miss Marion Adler, Miss Martha Nc Davis, Miss Hester Woodall, Niss Katherine Grubbs, Miss Della Young, Miss Jeanetta Forher and Misses La mira and Edmonia Henley.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-20
Miss Shropshire Honors Bridal
 P arty

Miss Morgia Shropshire was a charming hostess last evening when she entertained at her home on Niazuma street with a dinner party, followed by bridge, complimenting Miss Elizabeth Jackson and Mir. Thomas Lamar, who will be married Saturday evening.
 Sweetpeas and daisies formed a cen ter decoration for the table with pink tapers in silver holders and place cards completing the effect,
 Included in this affair were Miss Elizabeth Jackson, Miss Anne Ellis, Miss Katherine Wade of Pulaski, Tenn, Mir. and Mrs. Alex Cecil, Jr., Mir. Hal Lamar, Mir. Thomas Lamar, Mir. John Kelly, Mir. William Walker, both of Montgomery.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-20
Random Notes

Mrs. J. W. Farmer and little daughter, Eloise Payne, of Pine Bluff, Ark, are the guests of the formers par ents, Rev. and Mrs. J. W. Partridge.
 Miss Mary Alice Durham is spend ing several weeks in Albany, Ga.
 Mrs. Chappeil Cory and Mrs. c. J. Sharp left Wednesday for New York, where they will attend the national democratic convention. They will make the trip by boat, sailing from Sa- vannah.
 Mrs. W. J. Adams left yesterday for New York to attend the democratic convention.
 Miss Ruth Hewitt is i'll at the South Highland infirmary, where she recent ly underwent an operation for appendi- citis.
 Miss Mary Elizabeth Baskinsky of Troy is visiting MT. and Mrs. Leo Bashinsky.
 Miss AIila Shropshire returned on Wednesday from Magnolia Beach, where she has been attending a camp.
 MT. and Mrs. R. M. Jenkins, Misses Frances and Mary Jenkins, Mir. Ra- leigh Jenkins and Mr. Ogden Shropshire are expected home today from a motor trip through the east, including Lex ington, Va, where Mir. Raleigh Jen- kins graduated from Washington and Lee, New York, Washington and other points of interest.
 Mrs. James Howe and young son, James, Jr., are returning soon to their home in San Antonio, Tex, after visit to the formers mother, Mrs. Morgia Shropshire.
 Mrs. P. s. Young and Mir. George Young of New York will arrive today to be the guest of her daughter and sis ter, Mrs. Leo Bashinsky, and MT. Bashinsky.
 Mir. and Mrs. A. S. Wynn and son, Albert M. Wynn, are in Ne wYork.
 Miss Katheryn Leeper, sailed We'd nesday from New York for stay of three months abroad.
 Mrs. R. o. %ilcombe of Hammond, La, is the guest of Miss Lois Watts, in Norwood, and will later continue her visit with Misses Ethel and Mabel Hamilton at Norwood Terrace.
 Miss Florence McCrossin left early in the week for New York, from which point she sailed for European trip to extend over a period of three months.
 Miss Elizabeth Davidson is leaving soon to attend the National Education association in Washington and later will visit in New York city and At lantic Cty.
 Mrs. Herbert Ward is visiting rela- tives in Montgomery.
 Miss lone Mckenzie of Montezuma, Ga, arrived last evening to be the guest of Mrs. J. w. Mercer for sev- eral weeks.
 Miss Elizabeth Johnson will return Friday from a delightful two weeks visit to Washington and Baltimore and later at Lexington, Va, where she at- tended the finals at Virginia Military Academy.
 The numerous friends of Mrs. F. A. McGee will regret to learn that she is i'll at Fraternal hospital, having un- dergone an operation for appendicitis.
 Dr. and Mrs. William Beddow have a little daughter, whom they have named Anne Simms, for her maternal grandmother, Mrs, John P. Tillman.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-20
THE WORLDS RAILROADS

Totaling approximately seven hun dred and fifty thousand miles, accerd- ing to figures prepared by the National City Bank of New York, the world s railroads, if placed in single line, would reach to the moon and back and encircle the globe nearly eleven times. This amount represents an incraase of two hundred and fifty thousand miles since 1900. Nearly all of the mileage has been built in the last seventy-four years for, in 1850, the world boasted only twenty-five thousand miles of lines, less than is owned now by a single great system in the United States. About thirty-five per cent of the railroads are under government ownership, it is estimated. Conditions of government control and operation vary in different countries, and in the United States, Great Britain and Spain practically all the lines are under pri- vate Ownership.-Popular Mechanics.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-20
Musical. Moments
Il A SAXAPHONE," announced the sSA man with the white vest, lis
 the curse of mankind" E4

tAC CuASC VI uanAtAus
 Nov what has son Egbert done?'' queried the neighbor who knew him only too we'll.
 How did you know that it had any thing to do with EgbertY' asked the man with the white vest, and then he continued without waiting for an an. swer, "he brought saxophone. What these young foxtrotters can see in a saxophone is beyond me. But then, l never heard any but Egbert's, and l must admit that he blows anything but mean saxophone. He asked me to pay for some lessons on the alarmed thing. and, of course, I promptly re. fused; Had I but known! He decided then to teach himself so for two nights he totally neglected the Eastman girl and inflicted his self-taught harmonies on his family. The third night when his mother went into mysteries l com manded him to get that saxOphone out of the house, and never bring it back again." s.s .
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-20
MyNeighborSays

Paste your doctors telephone num- Der on the door of the medicine cup board.
 Boracic ointment is a capital thing for a sore heel or cuts. Any drug gist will make it up for you. Spread little on a soft piece of rag or lint, lay this on the sore place, bandage to keep it in position, and wear a soft shoe for a day or two till the place is healed.
 It is best to allow custards, blanc manages, etc, to cool a little before adding such flavoring as vanilla or the strength will evaporate.
 Grease on q wall can generally be eradicated by covering the spot with clean plotting paper and then pass- ing warm iron over it.
 When using sour milk in baking cake soda is usually used to raise it. Baking powder is used with sweet milk
 Fat for frying should have a thin bluish smoke rising from it before whatever is to be cooked is placed in 1t. Half-heated fat makes fried foods sodden and greasy.
 To prevent fruit settling at the bottom of cake, always pour boiling water over the fruit, squeeze it dry with the hand and roll in flour.
 Read and Use
 'The Age-Herald Want Ads.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-20

As a standing excuse a wife has no equal. which is one of the chief reasons that many a man acquires one. Wives are also valuable as kind of human safety valve to their husbands, for many a man would blow up and burst if he could not tent on his wife the temper and irritability and grouchi- ness that he dared not visit on his employees, or his clients, or customers. A wife is a useful, in fact, almost necessary household convenience. She is the only cook that can't give notice and quit, and the only laborer who is on her job 24 hours a day, and who never goes out on a strike or lockout, and who never demands Sundays and holi- days off. She is also cheap labor, be- ing willing to work for her board and clothes, and humbly grateful for an oc- casional small tip.
 Few men realize an economic saving a wife is until they lose
 one. Then they have to hire
 about six other women to do the
 cooking, sewing, mending, clean ing, baby tending, etc, that one | small two-by-four wife did A wife is generally held to have a very uplifting influence on a mans character and to exert a reformatlve influence over him. This is probably because after a man gets wife he has no money to indulge himself ln any other vice. It is a mistake, however, to believe that a wife is an antidote for that tired feeling, or a thirst for boot leg liquor, or a craving to see the po- nies run. Even polygamy will not cure rounder.
 A wife is often called a help
 meet. This is on account of her
 being a first aid to her husband
 in either making or spending a for
 tune. Wives help their husbands in
 different ways. Sometimes a wife
 helps her husband by being nickel
 nurser, by pairing the potato skins
 thin, and beating down the butch
 CT, and dusting off the. mouse that
 drops in the flour bin, and weaving
 hand-me-down clothes, and making
 her own hats until they pile up
 enough pennies to make a fortune. And sometimes a wife helps her hus+ band by blowing in so much money on imported frocks. and frills, and run ming up such tremendous bills that he has to get out and hustle, and be a go-getter to make the jack as fast as she spends it, and in so doing he be- comes a millionaire.
 There are a great many different va rieties of wives. There is the domestic wife, who resembles the gas range and is most interesting at mealtime. There is the devoted wife, who sticks to her husband like porous plaster, and is just as irritating. There is the fashion plate wife, who keeps him in debt. There is the club wife and the bridge wife, who feed him out of paper bags. There is the henpecked wife. There is the baby-doll wife, who is beautiful but dumb. And there's the other mans wife, who is the most interesting of all.
 Every man dreams of an ideal
 wife She is a woman who never grows old, nor gets fat, nor griz-
 zled-headed, but remains perpetual