The Washington times., 1924-03-31
The Abb
Artists
"A Skeleton Record Of
Cases Tried By
Judge Schuldt.
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Sounds Interesting.

Sounds Interesting.
There were some little chill.
drfn playing hot Scotch on the
sideW-"
Playing what?''
Hot Scotch, your honor
"a loud smacking of Iips Il
heard in. various parts Of the
court room.)
Counsel: 81 think he means hop
Scotch, II the court please"
THE court Is not familiar with
--er--hop Scotch. Proceed, Of
ficer."
Seeks New Worlds.
There was about eight or ten
OF them playing there, when the
defendant came along the side
walk In a Ford touring car"
ION the sidewalk! Are you
sure Of that?''
Eyes, sir. was on the side.
walk myself. II hadn't got
off 1t pretty quick I'd be attend
ing an inquest right now with.
out any summons.
THE children saw him, and
they got off the sidewalk, too.
Only. they Jumped into the street
instead Of over a fence as I did.
A man driving q Studebaker
pretty close to the speed limit
got brain fever trying to dodge
the kids and keep out of the way
Of another man driving In the
opposite direction.
In the Midst Of Life.
1.-THE defendant didn't get any
one on that side, so he turned
out into the street, but didn't hit
either of the cars there. Then
he ran up on the other sidewalk.
A lady was sweeping there, and
she heard the children scream
and looked UP in time to SEQ
the defendant headed for her
from between the other two cars.
AppreclatiVe Audience.
She dropped the broom, said
Gracious Jerusalem" and got up
on the front porch. 1t was about
seven feet high and she made 1t
in two jumps and four screams.
She beat anything ever saw in
a circus or q Follies show.
Graceful Exit.
"The defendant got as far as
the second step. and his engine
stalled. A man that was with him
jumped out, ran up the steps,
picked the lady up from the floor
and carried her into the house.
Liquid Assets.
Then he came to the door and
called She's all right now, Ed.
Come on in. The waters fine
Eddie said If that's all you've
got / won't STOP started his en-
CINE, 1ounced down off the steps.
over the sidewalk, circled across
the hot Scotch place, about 200
feet from where was running.
He climbed out and came to
meet me, pulling his permit out
Of his pocket on the way. He
explained how 1t all happened,
but I told him the desk man at
Number Eight would be interest.
ed, too, and sent the defendant
around there"
Lizzie Goes Loco.
Boob: II was taking a friend
home from downtown. He lives
on the west side of Eighth street,
and / tried to make a short turn
to park in front of his house.
My front wheel hit the curb and
the steering gear locked.
What You Call Service.
when I found myself going
up on the sidewalk turned my
steering wheel, but it didn't mean
anything, and the next I lMew
I was half way up my friends
front steps. I reported the af.
fair to the officer and phoned
to the service station to have the
car towed in for repairs. / have
here the bill showing that the
cause Of the trouble was a broken
radius rod"
Garage Bills Enough.
The court: ''The defendants
conduct after the cffense occurred
shows there was no intentional
violation of the law, and, in view
OF what the garage man has al
ready done to him, no fine will
be imposed. None the less. he is
technically guilty of driving on
the sidewalk, and this case stands
as a conviction against him. Take
his personal bond Mr. Clerk