The Washington times., 1924-09-23
! With The
.Aibi Artists
Al Cross Section Of the
Daily Grind in Judge
McM hons Traffic
Court.
Read EN- and Weep.
By DONALD MeDoUGAL,
HOO. Brothers, Hob!

mop, brOtneES, mop
spishyah man bump nah
frien' off'n de crossin' at
Eighteenth and Columbia road,
yos 0nnab, an done run oVah
him. Dey pulls him out fun
updah de cyah lax dey pulls
clinkahs out'n de furnace, yo'
olnah, an All runs into de
drug stoe foe toe foam he
bruddah.
Indoor Sport
"Ah lifts up de hook an at
tub while de foam Cyril she say,
'Numbah please All tells her;
Franklin fotey-foe. She say,
'Numbah please agin, an All
say, Franklin fotey-foe, fotey-
foe.' She say, franklin foe foe
foe foe? p All say, 'Nunno.
Fotey-foe.. Oh, foe de Lawd,s
sake!' She. say, Franklin foe
foe O foe-what de res n it?
AIM give 70 inflammatiom.
Jes, lax dat.
Second the Motion!
Nuddah flippety foam CYRIL
say, DO you wish infIamma-
tiom?' All say, sAh wan know
what all dishyah fl 70 fummin'
Den a lady rush in am she
say 'Yo' frien' ain kill, gyirl.
Dab he.' Dey done drug him
in, yo' onnah, an wuk on him
twel de ambulance done come,
foe toe resuskitate him.
The Snowbird Twitters
Boob: when / reached Co
lumbia road at Adams Mill
road, your honor, the traffic
sign said, Co and / went.
just after passing the officers
stand / heard a whistle, and
three or four people yelled. Hey
there i thought probably a
fire engine was coming by, so
speeded up to get out of the
way. Then the officer jumped
on my rlnningboard and turned
off the switch.
Showed Under.
A lot of people gathered
around and two Of them reached
down and pulled a man from
under my car. l. don't know
how he, got there or anything
about it." >en -. S..
witness: at want to testify
in the defendants behalf. your
honor"
"All right"
1--WE known this boys family
for"
"His. family is not on trial.
Step back" i
IS Look What's Driving.
The cop: "The pedestrian was
proceeding south along the con-
tinuation Of Columbia road
toward. .Budd's confectionery
place. He had about reached
the Capita, Traction. car tracks
when the defendant swung
around from Adams Mill road
and hit him in the hack. He
went down under the car and |
ran over there to pick UP the
body. Then ], saw a pair of
feet trailing along behind the
car and ] whistled for the de-
fendant to stop. He speeded up
and his lights went out. After
/ caught him he said the impact
of the. mans body must have:
Jared his lights out, and that
he didn't know he had struck
anyone. He speeded up because
he thought a fire engine was
coming, he said"
What time was it,"
Half past ten in the evening,
your honor"
"Was the place well lighted?"
Lights all around, your honor.
u saw the man plain enough
from where was" ~.
The Hop Chef Cooks One.
Boob: "There was a mist. on
my windshield"
"Do you think that kept You
from seeing the man?
eyes, sir" ~
Motorists should exercise
every care at crossings, especial
ly such difficult ones as Eight
zenith and Columbia road. That
mist will cost you $40."
So Help Me.
"He slammed an. iice-wapon.
at Seventh and. Florida avenue,
your honor, and when asked
him for his permit he said.
What's a. permit"
How long have you been driv-
ing around Washington?Y
SOh, bout a month";"
Without a permit"
f"Yes, sir. But / know all the
regulations. y 80 -
I I. : "Know, the speed lawn
/. X Yes, SIR.
"What is.its"* ~.
"Thirty-five miles an hour"
"Who has the right Of way at
an intersection"
THE man tnat gets there
Suppose they both get there
at the same timer"
Dunno. Never thought Of
that" .s
"How do you make a left
turni"
keep over to the right curb
as, long as possible, then turn
quick.W1E y.