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Evening star., 1924-10-21
PICK OF OUR LARGE LISTING.

Chevy Chase, ID. 6.
IS 9J0--At 3Sth and ched
home of 6 r. and b.. h.-w.h.. eiec. 4;
good lot.
$40 500-37th and Kanawha ST r. and b..
h-wh., cleo, front porch. Space
$I1, ,050-Chevy Chase Park-Detached. 6 beau
tfni rooms and b. h.-w.h., eec. Bar
gain.
Washington Heights.
h..w.h.. elec., poreies. awnings and
50. .500-Newton near 18th-9 r. and b.. elec.
trcity, porches, hardwood floors and
s13, ,500-Oakwood terrace r. and b.. h.-w. h.
elec; perfect condition; vacant.
Petworth.
OOO-Decatur st.--Easy terms. Brick. s r.
and b., h.-w h., elec. Cheap pest house
in block. Front and back porches.
Hardwood floors and trim; screens.
ss,25o-5th and Kennedy St r. and b..
h.-wh., cleo; excellent condition
paper, paint, etc; space garage.
Southwest.
s4,s0o-virsinia ave. near 1oth-Dandy brick
r. and b.; good condition; nice
front porch.
Columbia Heights.
s7,550-Otis St r. and b.. h-w.h.. elec.
short distance 14th and Park road.
Brick.
IS, o50-I0th st. near Perry St r. and b.
h.-w.h., cleo, brick; room for garage
Downtown NV.
s13.5OoLQ ct. near 16th-Brick 8 r. and b.,
h.-wh.. elec.. perfect condition.
h..w.h.. elec., Gear garage; excellent.
Evening star., 1924-10-21
FOR SALE-HOUSES FOR sALE-HoUsEs

FOR SALE-HOUSES FOR SALE-HOUSES
EXCELLENT HOME BUYS NOW FOR SALE.
Five Bedroom Detached Home
Desirable Part of Chevy Chase-SO,5OO
t Ii
feet with
A Modern Six Room Home
One of Best Streets n Petworth-SS6OO.
the mmedi rlcnt
n to
Located Where Values Are
Going Up-Home for $1,000
detached bungalow splendid bath
Sx-Room Modern Home
North Columbia Heghts-Bargain.
all
hu good
Handsome Detached Brick Home
Massachusetts Ave. Park.
popular fn hon Tht
efrmM ave ~ $500 t -
THE AIg9SyE HOMES
SHANNON & LUCHS, INC,
7l3 18th ST. NV Main 2345
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FOR sALE-HousEs
Honey New
~.

Mite Homes
You'll be delighted with these splendid
Homes a,o :; from every angle They are so COM com
venence has been built right into them. Lo-
Gated at
3oth and Window Streets,
North Cleveland Park,
in the choicest of Washington suburbs. Only
one square from the Wisconsin ave. car line.
There are no two Homes alike in this new
groap--they re all different and all attractive.
Placed on ample lots with the lawns in and
sonal inspection-be as critical you like.
too, they'll stand it.
Sample Home, 4315 3oth Street.
Six spacious rooms-Tiled FAITHFULLY
equipped Kitchen--Front, side and kitchen
porches-Sleeping Porch-Hot twater heat
ing plant-Separatc instantaneous hot
water heater : Large dressers Ample
tistic electric lighting fixtures Slate
roof Double oak flooring throughout
Large open hreplace-Separate garage Of
consistent design.
The prices and terms which
may be arranged will be as in
teresting as the Homes them
selves.
Inspection NAV he made every day and
evening. The Park Office is in charge of
our Mr.. r. +. Hamilton-4309 seth street.
II You wish to make q special appoint
ment. phone him at Cleveland 1890.
Motor out Conn. ave, west to Albemarle
St. turning into 3Sth st.-or take Wisconsin
ave. cars to just beyond the National Cathe-
HARRY A. KITE,
Qncorporatedl
1914 X St. Phone Main 1916.
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HEDGES & MIDDLETON, INC,
Realtors
1884 H St. NV. Franklin o5O3

Realtors,
1884 H ST. NV. Franklin o5O3
sic 165OO-DETACHED BRICK-West of 10th St.
asSs s.shs ' ( s @ . and S d'
rapidly Increasing j
bgntn stresrso.
concrete ebocks. - ~ " ' ' "
$o750-JUST OFF 18th ST.-Near Newton.
sa%e % modem @ s S fss SS hon Issd % & ss % t. fee, 1t.
psehes
E~dy ydwih sarsge Easy - ~ ' ~
$1O5OO-CHEVY CHASE.
& sh doubt mns Gs sss us sss s ss in os . cn % % t
% @ with asa ] sFs"ss1 s1ug % % @ soa @ ns
$12OO0-OVERLOOKING1 10th ST.
colonial brick home
OF 18th t has fs teus aesp esD'es 1 nT9n s s iSa
idea ston andch it is
S9o5O-TAKOMA PARK-New Dutch Colonial.
9 'rssaf . % % @ % on @ spnay ] TSs G9s
ea snsea Rnse % % % % i seps eep car rs rs
ns s ] sa p sn @ sa ea eGss % and f e bate % nsSe
Terms. ca - s - :
S11 1OOO-PETWORTH-Fou Bedrooms-Garage.
aiabs soli.itype brick home located on paved street
@ p az s :s s.S' r.i s G % ::s
Evening Phone Service Until 9 PM
HEDGES & MIDDLETON, INC.
MEMBERS OF WASHINGTON REAL ESTATE BOARD
1884 H St NV. - Franklin o5os
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BOSS & PHELPS,
Realtors.
10th St. Hiohlands-S17.5OO.

Realtors
10th St Highands-Sl75OO
s rS @; Hs .ns ,S ss %
i' ' BONES inn
::'1 s
@ ss,; s?Ss :s?s ss5sa ss e?
to ff'n alley! y' = - ""S 100 "
Near Central High School-s2.5OO.
cut s @ ao oei o pa hs % TOP @ ] Sa feel a pfs1d
II sSss :1$ AZ @ Sssa ss1i; s:
ss m = %s nensS % % & % sa sss o Sleeping si pSh
% did 9ss ,a ass % fse ' s a, % s
a%suies @ @ cGersG ] in % this 81 @ " outstanding features and ~
North Cleveland Park-SSe5
1 b % pss, sTs' in ssn 9 % ss e % ] p"nst s @
5.p,y hsns ne The price % and % term, % will h =
:: ] S.: eng; % ; % ' Ss:
Capitol Hi-so,5OO.
e.; :: ss $s s:, $. ss:s S: e:
s ssr ss ssss IT. s.;s .s s s,5
f dSt " % PSs a e,s % SSs Water two % @ electric e % % SSw s s
Chevy Chase, Near Crele-so,5oo:
chew s % .s s % AG% and in the eansssa 1ns this yp %
@ s | . Issss s sGs % n s ,sss ss sfss s .s ]
@ % i:isns ssas' n a @ ssr "ss ] '' tie GATH Site @
s; :%1,s,;s; sss ] EN-
appnted @ @ % upon 10 nspect p''s' anu We n0" you wi" not De "
Georgetown-Two-Famly Fat-S12,5OO.
An % SsFSrn. sS 5 s not @ @ One sTses91 nS a
"a :s. s' M Sit Situated t s % III s E E q .q"s9ss @ as ssts $ s
Evening Phone Service Until 9 PM
BOSS & PHELPS,
Main $500. The Home of Homes, 14l7 K St.
WASHINGTON REAL ESTATE
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Saul's Addition.

Saul's Addition.
$500 Ingraham st.-Brick. 9 r. and b..
h.-w.h.. cleo. garage three porches.
$13, ,000-iaiiatn st.-Detached, I. and b.,
charming home h.-w.h., cleo, double
garage. Front and sleeping porches.
open fireplace. hardwood floors.
SIS, ,OOO-Delaneld st.--s r. and b.. detached.
front and side porch. screens. avn
ings. flowers. metal weather stripped.
Beautiful and convenient.
sl7 .s50-Decatur st.-New home. r. and .
b. Il bedroom and bath on 1st A.
concrete porch, sleeping porch, cedar
closets. ha r1wood hoors, open fireplace
Beautiful home.
Woodley Park.
sI2,5oo-Near wardman Park Hotel. 9th St
Reduced from $4,000. There are s
beautiful rooms and bath. front and
rear porches. space for garage.
h.-w.h. elec. In our estimation this
is BY far the biggest bargain offered
in this section in years. Phone now.
Main 372.
tached brick home of r. and b..
built-in garage; also bath and toilet
in cellar. viii trade for smaller
s2s, ,O0o-Cleveland ave.-Brick. detached. IL
r.. b.. h,-w.h., elec.. hardwood
floors. beautiful porches. All closets
lined with cedar. Best value in Mass.
Ave. Park.
Northeast.
s5.25O-sth and F-Brick. r. and b.. h.-w.h.
clec.. new paper and paint. Bargain.
s6.95O--Morton st. n.e.-New. easy terms. 6
r. and b.. h.-w.h., cleo, garage.
porches. alley.
ss.5OO-3rd and S n.e.-9 r. and b.. semi-det.,
good condition, nice white section.
Evening star., 1924-10-21

WILLIAM K. HARTUNG & COMPANY.
1lOS 10th St. NV. Phones Main 37f, 372, 373
REALTORS.
Evening star., 1924-10-21
FOR SALE-H0UsEs.
FOR SALE-HOUSES.

The same amount paid monthly HOME OF your
OWN is the only way to SAVE and reach that goal
which all ambitious, thrifty people seek-lNDEPEND-
ENCE.
An opportunity for YOU to make the right start is
obtained at
THIRD PLACE NORTHEAST
Between 3rd and 4th, l. and NJ Sts
PRICE ONLY $6e75.
Open Daily 9 AM to PM.
BOSS & PHELPS,
The Home of Homes,
Main o3OO Realtors, 14l7 X St. NV.
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N. L. SANSBURY CO., INC.
14l8 Eye St. NV. Phones Main 59O4-5.

N. L. SALISBURY CO.. INC.
l4l8 Eye st. NV. Phones Main 5904-5.
NOODRlDGE. MT. PLEASANT.
lot
mt avenue ! scompleel rd in lovely seo
Is CkP is Of
n hth
CHEVY CHASE.
a
NEAR 10th G. DECATUR SITS CLEVELAND PARK.
An unusually attractive rdep within
o the bu grounds Il
dtachd ofc COURSE but being of brick
s by i SOC
f sleeping eightro sam
e to aths hea
feature
N q C of s.
Evening star., 1924-10-21
HERE Is 4 RARE OPPORTUNITY.
To Obtain Lovely Home in Columbia
HrlontS

C.oSe 10 lith ST. Car Line.
This is one of the most desirable home sec
tions in the city. 4 three -room-ieep house
containing six large rooms. one complete bath
with shower and extra lavatory and toilet
off master bedroom: large screened sleeping
Heights 1t is ideally modern in every
respect and is further improved by two
'ar brick garage. The price will prove an
agreeable surprise.
Call this Office any day evening as late as
. O'Clock for information and arrangements
to inspect 39S
McKEEVER & G0SS.
Realtors
Evening star., 1924-10-21

YOU GET YOUR ACTUAL VALUE
In these Rrookland bungalows.
$6.JOO-S550 cash-$5J monthly.
8 rooms and bath: modern heating plant: gas
and electricity; full cellar: blocks to Rhode
Island ave. cars: 20 built, ii sold.
HOW TO REACH PROPERTY-Take any
starting at 18th and SITS. NV. get on
at 18th and Rhode Island ave. ne, walk north
10 Irving ST.. one block west to bungalows.
Open for inspection daily from to pm,
or phone for auto.
TERRELL. & LITTLE, INC.
1905 18th ST. NV. Main 32SJ
Evenings. phone Fr. 1851 or Potomac 2ss2-J.
CORNER HOME-$lO.5
very attractive light colonial
brick home located in desirable Sec
ton convenient TO both the 9th st.
and 14th st. car lines 1t has six
large, bright rooms. complete bath.
breakfast and sleeping porches, out
side pantry with built-in refrigerator,
hardwood floors, elec. lights h.-w.h.
and many extras. deep lot with
two-car brick garage adds materially
to its value. Moderate terms.
! Evening Phone Service
] Until 9 PM.
), Hedges G. Middleton, Inc,
Realtors.
1874 Street NV. Trsnklin s5oa.
Evening star., 1924-10-21
FOR SALE-HOUSES
(COntfnued.)
ADGnI r-TN..v " nEI
ABSOLUTELY ONE
or The Mes Reasonably Priced

QUINCY STREET. EAST OF NEW HAMP-
shire avenue. semidetached house OF stucco
over brick. Fndr large bedrooms. hardwood
finish throughout. paneed dining room, hard
wood floors. lot water heat. Euud instan-
taneous heater. garage; substaA, iaI In cvn-
struction: convenient in plan. n
Call this office any day or evening as late
rs q o'clock
Evening star., 1924-10-21

PHONE MAIN 1853.
$6,o75.
NEW HOUSE.
Complete in every detail.
Colonial type,
Six rooms,
Tiled bath,
Oak floors,
Front porch,
Five large closets,
Detroit Jewel" range,
Screens for front,
Laundry tubs,
Gas water heater,
Hot water heat.
Electric lights,
BUILT-IN FIREPRoor
Easiest kind Of terms: Paved street. ale,
BOSS & PHELPS,
Realtors.
Evening Phone Service
Until 9 PM.
1417 K St. NV.
Main $500.
COLUMBIA HEIGHTS.
A three-story colonial type brick
home located a little OF 18th st. and
few squares north of Central High
school. The house is in beautiful
condition throughout, having recently
been redecorated from top to bottom.
Eight rooms. reception hall. large pan.
try. two tile bs this. .elec. lights. hot
water heat. hardwood trims and space
for double garage. Owner has pur-
chased suburban home and wants
quick sale. Easy terms.
Evening Phone Service
Until 9 PM.
Hedges & Middleton, Inc,
1894 Fl St. NV. franklin s5os.
Evening star., 1924-10-21
COLOkED.

have several desirable homes
located in the best sections OF
the city. having ) to s rooms.
Prices, $3.50 to $3.50. Terms
very easy.
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lBLOOMINGDALE-$1O,25O.
C.,,;- detached Rrick

This house. which Is situated in one OF
the prettiest parts of this most attractive
section is a bargain at the above price.
More than 81 feet wide: six very large
rooms aud tile BATH h.-w.h. and cleo.
lights; beautiful rear yard. paved street
and alley. We can arrange very good
terms for purchaser. 1t will be well
worth your while to inspect.
Evening star., 1924-10-21

You'll be delighted with these splendid
Homes from every angle. They are SO COM
plete in equipment and modern comforts. Con-
Gated
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=.
MckEEVER & GOSS.

1915 ST. NV Main 4,32.
NEW HOMES-IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
a home priced at least $500 under market
value. do not fail to inspect new houses
at 3gth and Warren SITS. NV. Semi-de tached
brick. with rooms and baths at 81. $50.
sample house at 3S0S Warren ST. We have
= remaining center hail homes at Conn ave.
and Fessenden ST. Price, Sl6.950 Open
for inspection at any time.
WILLIAM s PHILLIPS.
Evening Phone Service Until PM.
Evening star., 1924-10-21
So, 500.
TAkOMA PARK.

FIRST TIME OFFERED.
Jameson-Built' Homes.
4O11 TO 4Ol7 18th ST. NV.
Six large rooms, tile bath,
h.-w.h., electric light, hardwood
floors, lots of closet room, built
in ice box, servants toilet and
other extras; double rear
porches; wide front porch.
Deep lots to wide alley. For
sale by
THOMAS A. JAMESON CO.,
oOo New York Ave.
Main $3.50.
Evening star., 1924-10-21
WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

In the most exclusive residential section
OF Wssbingt ton; absolutely modern through
sleeping porch: 2-car brick garage: fully
screened and awnings. If desired, il can
be purcha sed completely furnished. An
exceptional opportunity to obtain an cX-
ceptional value.
Evening star., 1924-10-21

ID III b-
S33 Florida ave. nc. Six large
rooms; tile bath; h.-w.h.: elec.
light: double hardwood floors i;
cement front porch; double rear
porches; house screened: built
n garage. For sale by THOS. A.
JAMESON & Co. 900 New
York ave. NV. Main S526.
Evening star., 1924-10-21
FOR SALE-HoUsES

IN WEST CHEVY CHASE.
A beautiful bungalow. Five
large, bright rooms and tile
bath; elec.; hot-water heat ;
many built-in features. Lot
4Ox1OO. Price, $3.50. Very
liberal terms. Immediate pos
session.
CHAS. D. SAGER.
024 18th ST. NV. MAIN "a 81 3S
Ohice omen eSenin1s until q a,cloct
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-02-21

THE ENGINE

Billie Brownie had been thinking for
some time of visiting an engine of a
train. He went to the car yards and
nobody could see him as he was
wearing his magic coat, very much like
the one his dear friend Peter Gnome
has.
He went up to a big engine which
was doing nothing. He looked at 1t
carefully. 1t was really a beautiful
thing with such power and such
strength within it and there was its
great headlight, which was not light
ed as yet.
And there were the two windows
where one could see the engine men
when it was going. Oh, it was a most
interesting, wonderful looking thing
and Billie Brownie felt quite a thrill
as he stood by it.
Then he stood in front of the engine
and said:
Hello, Engine"
The engine answered in quite a deep
voice though it tiailed off into m
thing which sounded very much like a
shrill, piercing whistle.
Hello, are you a boy? For I like
boys best. OF course 1 like girls, too.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-02-21
Diamonds Of Malopo
THE LID OFF

SYNOPSIS. - Winton Garrett,
twenty-five and just out Of col
lege, calls by appointment on
Archie Garrett, his New York
cousin and executor, to receive
his inheritance of 100000. Ar
chic, honest, an easy mark and a
fool for luck, W1nton
that he is practically a million
aire, as he has invested all but
$4,000 in a rubber plantation in
either the East or West Indies
and in a controlling interest In
the Big Malopo diamond mine,
somewhere or other in South
Africa. sold him as a special ia
vor by a Dutch promoter named
De Witt. Winton, IN route to his
mine, finds the town of Taungs
wildly excited over a big strike
at Malopo, including the 9~5-carat
de Witt diamond" Two coach
passengers are a disreputable old
prospector, Daddy Seaton, and his
daughter Sheila. On the journey
a passenger, who turns out to be
De Witt himself, insults Sheila.
Winton fights De Witt and
knocks him out. Sheila tells him
to turn back. She says that her
father is a broken English army
officer. who has killed a man, and
Is therefore in De Wits power,
that De Witt is all-powerful. be-
ing backed by Judge Davis. pres
ident of the diamond syndicate
and also the resident magistrate
and Judge Of the native protec-
torate. Winton finds Malopo in
a turmoil, both over the strike
and the theft of the De Witt dia-
mond. He discloses his identity.
He finds Sheila is cashier in a
restaurant. She declines his
friendship. De Wits men slip
the De Witt diamond in his
pocket. He fees from arrest.
Sheila takes him into her home
tends his wounds and saves him
from his pursuers. He convinces
her that he is president of the
Big Malopo company. The next
morning he breaks into the com
pany meeting and declares him
self. Winton succeeds in saving
control. He asks Sheila to marry
him. She refuses. Judge Davis
tells Winton the syndicate will
work with him or smash him.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-02-21

But 1 must say boys are my favor
ties.
Boys have always been such good
friends of mine. They have been just
as good friends of mine as they could
be.
They will watch me when / am fly
ing past them through the country
and they will understand that 1 cannot
wave back when they wave to me but
that some of the passengers l am car
rying will wave for me.
1T is true little girls wave to me,
! too, and / do like little girls. But boys
are different! Boys always ask for
toys to look like me and members of
my family and that is such a compli-
ment.
81 just feel more at ease, somehow,
with boys, too"
I'm a boy, a Brownie boy" Billie
Brownie said. Il have often thought
of the wonderful life you must lead"
81 do" said the Engine. "At pres
ent l am having a rest. But before
long things will begin again and I'll
w.
be starting.
"They will attach the coal car to me
and the baggage car and the dining
room car and the passenger car or the
coaches. Maybe at the end of me
there will be an observation car.
but I'm not a snob. / won't refuse
to carry long lines of freight cars. No,
am norfQpfIu vuiIJinn fn orr oav
thing. You know some creatures will
only associate with just certain ones.
81 am different. I've travelled about
so much that it seems to me so small
to be snobbish. And so I help passen-
ger cars, freight cars, coal cars, all
with them all.
"But oh, Billie Brownie, just think
of the joy 1t is to be an engine, to
spend ones life in travelling. 1 see
sights-or If the sights are famil-
lar to me they are made SO much nicer
by never having a chance to see them
often, just often enough.
"Of course you will say the engine
Is not home-loving and that is true but
while it is fine to be home-loving for
real people, for an engine it is nice to
be an adventurer.
"Of course / go where l am directed,
but l lead them all. All the cars fol-
Iow me. / go dashing madly along
the fields and the valleys and
The mountains, along lakes and rivers
and streams and | see boys and girls,
men and women, cows, pigs, sheep and
and grain and forests.
my great headlight warns Of my
approach, my bell clangs and my
shrieks and tells people that I
I'M coming, that the engine is on its
way and in a hurry, too.
when / carry the freight cars l
,annot hurry so fast. They pull me
Jack so-not because they can help it
tut because they're filled with so many
hings.
"But we get along as best we can.
I'm glad you came to see me, Billie
I hope you'll come again. l
Iate to hurry you away now, but / see
hat I must be getting started.
eff you get a chance tell the boys
nd girls that the Engine sends best
wishes to them and Billie Brownie
lease give just a little extra best wish
0 the boys!"
And Billie Brownie promised that he
you'd.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-02-21
"AGIN" THE LAW

A woman engaged a new maid, with
greatly pleased. When the terms had
been agreed upon the mistress said:
Now, my last maid was much too
friendly with the policemen. / hope
can trust your"
Indeed, you can, ma'am,' replied the
Jew maid. Il can't bear policemen. !
was brought up to hate the very sight
of them. You see, my father was a bur-
glar."
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-02-21
Giving Himself up.

Irate Father-Look here, you young
devil, I'll teach you to come home
with a chorus girl at four o'clock liz
the morning!
Son-Oh, so you know how It's done,
do you'll Well, | don't mind taking a
few pointers.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-02-21
"Winton's fist smashed into
Sans face and he toppled over"
(To BE CoNTINUED.)
Shaqbark Valuable.

The shagbark hickory is one of our
most valuable trees from many stand
points, says the American Tree asso-
citation of Washington. 1t is not. how
ever, one of our largest, averaging at
maturity from go to so feet in height,
with a trunk diameter of from n
and one-half to three feet. Under
most favorable conditions it has beer
known to reach a height of 120 feet.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-02-21
Money Wasted.

When the doctor arrived he found
the patient in tears.
Cheer up, my good man." he said.
you'll pull through all right"
"'Tisn't that, doc" groaned the pa
tient, but just think of the money I've
spent buying apples to keep you
away."-Harvard Lampoon.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-02-21
An Offer of Marriage.

Hard-up Young Man-Sir, l have
come to tell you that l have long loved
your daughter, and want to make her
my wife.
Nouveau Riche-But, hang 1t, !
haven't got a daughter!
Hard-up Young Man-Cood heavens.
They told me you hadI
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-02-21
Also Like a Fish.

Belle-Dick's awfully poetical. When
/ accepted him he said ne felt like al
immigrant entering a strange country.
Donna-Well, so he was!
Bella-An immigrant, why?
Donna-Wasn't he just '~landed?'-
London Mail.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-02-21
Quick Chanee Needed.

Bobby-Can't / change my name to-
day, ma?
Mother-What in the world do you
want to change your name for?
Bobby-'Cause pa said he will whip
me when he gets home, as sure as my
names Robert.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-02-21
The Cure.

Caller-Some weeks ago you gave
me a plaster to enable me to get rid
of lumbago.
Druggist-Well, did it work?
Galleries. But now | want you
to give me something to get rid of the
plaster.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1924-02-21
Improving His Chances.

Cashier don't believe, dear, that
your father will consent to our mar
riage.
Bankers Daughter-Oh, yes. he will,
after he has examined your books. He
will want to keep the money in the
family.-Phoenix.
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A Linquist.

Bucolic Boot Boy say, Sarah
w'otever be a crematoriUm?
Metropolitan Maid-Oh, you are ar
ignorant boy. Why, it's French for Z
mill chnn OF cna,-Go -D-roh
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What has become Of the old-fash-
Toned hollow laughter exacted by
drunken men from those who were
afraid of them7
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Get Married. My Boy.

There is a chore that makes me sore
And tbs no cause for laughter;
And that's to scrub the bloomin' tub
Before my bath n after.
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BiH.

Papa, what was the Stone ageT
'That was the glorious period, my
son, when a mar axed a woman to
marry him."
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NOT GRAVITY, BUT EGGS

"You seem to have upset the ole
lady's gravity, my boy"
mo, sir; twas her basket of eggs
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TONGUE TWISTERs

Billy Bard broke Bobby Burke's bI.
cycle.
Washington's w%ashlady washed
Washington's waists while Washing
ton went West.
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Auto-Mania.

Here lies the body of Jim Lake,
Tread softly all who pass;
He thought his foot was on the brake
But 1t was on the gas.
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OUT OF STYLE

Miss Cricket-Oh, Miss Wasp, don't
you know that the corseted Inquire is
not fashionable any longer?