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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-06-23

PEKNY BUNGALOW 0 6 po-
kojich, koupelna, tvrde podla-
ny, finis a oak enamel, fire
place, okenice, bookcases, Chi
ma cabinets a jine moderni "a
rizeni. Cena mfrna, lehke
splatky. Blizsi sdeli S. l.
Drake, 44o1 w. 40 St. ga
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KRASNA OTROKYNE,
ROMAN.
Z Q N a n /.
iyapsal Henry CreuiNe.

/
ella, upustila pax list ruky
a hledala zidli, aby Sc posadi-
la. "Tot' nicemne!" pravila
dusenym hlasem.
"Neni-liz pravda?" zvolal
Marickij; "avsak - my toho
bfdaka najdeme.
Vasilisa zdvihla mezi tim
psani a prectla je klidne. Kdyz
to zenich spozoroval, vytrhl
! il list ruky.
"Jiz jsem prectla," pravila !;
"ty vsak tomu neverfs!'
Marickij padl ma koleno a
chopil jeff ODE rucky: "Po-
hled' mi do oci," zvolal, "ctes
v Mich, re tomu verim?"
/ Vasilisa upfene pohledla v
jeho zrak; pax vyjasnil Sc je-
il oblicej a sklonila Sc k nemu
a polibili Sc navzajem.
"Jaka to sprosta nestvura J"
pocal Marickij znova, povstav.
"Poznavam ten papir; ta-
koveho pouziva Sc v dobro-
cinnych dstavech me tety. Ne
divila bych sc ami dost malo,
kdyby to bylo Cd Justiny neb
cd Cudesova aneb cd obou."
"Jaka Justina?" tazal Sc
Marickij. Jmeno jeji nebylo
jeste nikdy pred MIN vyslove-
no.
Vasilisa vypravovala mu ny
nj celou prihodu sveho prvni-
no zasnoubeni.
"Ano, vzpominam ST." pra-
vii Marickij, "knize sdrov to-
no cloveka poranil -"
"Knize!" opetovala Lisa !;
jeji oblicej zahofel cervan-
KEN. Nenadale pripadla il des-
ma myslenka.
Mama, mama!"' zvolala,
1"kde jste vzala penize, abyste
mne odvezla z domu tety?"
Zach, ano!" zalkala pani
Gorova; "knize mi je postal. :"
Oba snoubenci byli zaraze-
nj.
! Nasledovalo tajemne ticho.
"Mnoho-li to bylo?" tazal
Sc Marickij.
/ "Pet set rublu," odpovedela
nest astna matka.
/ V tom Vasilisa povstala, be-
zela k svemu psacimu stolku,
spocitala rychle obsah v pri-
hradce, vzala sto rubld, ulozi-
la stranou, a ostatni polozila
pred svoji matku.
Jake stestiw zvolala. s"z
penez, ktere mi stryc dal, zby
10 mne jeste sest set rublG
Mama, piste hned knizeti, po
dekujte mu mnohokrate "a je
no laskavost a snahu, jakou o
svedcil pri mem lt6ku, a po
slete mu penize zpet."
"On vam tedy pomohl?'
zyolal Marickij temn6.
"Ano, ia no vsak nevid6la
on vse smluvil Sc Zinou, uGi
nil vse tax, ably nebyl v pode
zreni, re mel pri v6ci te ne
jakeho lcastenstvi; ami kone
ami VIZ medal mi k lteku -
vlbec, nevid6la jsem ho!"
"Ani jednou?"
"Od pocatku dubna, kdy pr
tkala jsem no ma prochazce S.
Zinou a guvernantkou, nikdy
} jsem no nespatrila."
"Ah, jak sc mi ulevilo!" zvt
lal mlady muz zare radosti {
pfitiskl sve rty ma Vasilisin,
rucku. Y
"Tys pochyboval, zlomysl
niku?"
me, muj mily andeli, nepo
chyboval jsem."
"Kdo vsak mohl sc to dove
det, re penize poslal?" zaIbe
kdovala opet pani Gorova
"vzdyt' jsem to prec nerekl;
nikomu!"
"Snad ztratila jstei obalku :?
ln1noyG1S1 Mo -; L.; k3h 49,
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PRoNAJME Sc byt 5 svet-
nicich, koupelna, vytapeni hor
kou vodou, plyn q jine zafize-
nj. Haste Sc y {. 3116 zap.
so. ul. 6-23
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D.ROBNE
OF II A M K 7 }

HLEDA Sc byt nejradeji do
mex sam o sob6, as o trech
neb ctyrech pokojich $ koupel-
nou, blize Broadway a vych.
55. ul. Nechte adresu v adm.
"Sveta". 6-25
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'sidenik lCertova stena) a VI
tayske slapy (certoyy proudly
OmleRice 8 lament, Studenec
q j. Navstivte tento dosud ma
10 znamy kout jiznich Czech. q
neopomente porozpraveti 81 j
nasimi novodobymi .Chody, v
nichz najdete ne zffdka jedin-
ce idealne ryzi povahy.
Qdhaleni pomniku " Kova-
fovi popravenemu pEo vzpou.
m y Rumburce Ma hfbit1vku
ma KotlaTce odhalen byl 20.
kvetna 'odpoledne peel Syazu
hyv. pits. p. pesi divise pom
mix Vojt6chu Koyarqyi, popra-
venemu dne 25. kvetna 1918
v Rumburce pro tehdejsi
vzpouru proti Rakousku. Ia
velke 1casti obecea1stva, zvla-
ste z okolnich castf v. Prahy,
promluvili ma hfbitove: mistni
starosta. kosifsky Kohlik, "a
Svaz 21. str. divise G. Novak,
"a Obec namofnikd-revolucio-
nafd preds. Kavalir, "a rodi.
nu Kovafovu p. Wittinger a m,
j. Poh. Svazu p. Mafatka O.
devzdal pomnik do majetku a
pece prazske obce, jejiz jme-
mem jej pfijal Glen lstf. zastu-
pitelstva q mistni nam. p. Sto-
chr. Pomnik je dilem sochare
Jar. Hocka.
Historka Q bulharskem ex-
kr&i. Kdyz pred mnohyma le-
ty bulharsky kral. tehdy jeste
knife, svobodny elegantnl
svetak, dlel ma zotavene v Kar-
lovych Varech, byl jednoho
dne navstevou - ovsem neofi-
lcieani - u jiste damicky " jed
nom dome, ,pobliz stare iouky.
Nevedel, ze fajni policisti, KITE
IL urcila lazenska sprava ma
jehO ochranu, nasledovali no v
kazdem kroku. Take u zmine-
neho domu sc postauili ma
straz, a jak to byvaIs1 laznich,
naslo Sc mnozstvi lidi, kteri br
~ vypozorovali, kdo je v do
me a protoze vzdycky tesilo j.
sty druh lidi pozorovati knife
ci osobnosti, tax Sc brzy shro-
maEdil pred domem dav, me-
ii tim take mnoho Bulhard.
Nevedelo Sc ovsem, komu pIa-
tia knizeci navsteva, ale mad
sencGm stacilo, re jejich knize
dh v tom dome a rychle Sc roz-
hodli supofadati mu pri vstu-
pu ovaci. Rychle privedli neko-
lik hudebniku a kdyz po dlou-
he dobe nic netuSici Ferdinand
objevil Sc ma ulici, byl uvitan
jasajicfm davem a zvuky bull
harske narodni hymny.
Slavnostni odhaleni ,desly
slovenskeho buditele Ludevita
StIra. z Bratislavy, /. cervna.
(Tel.) Dnes byla v Modre u
Bratislayy odhalena slavnost.
nm zplsobem "a velike lca.
si pametni deska slovenskehe
buditele a spisovatele Ludevita
Stura ma dome, v nemz zem.
rel r. 1856. Slavnost byqa Ia.
hajena zap6nim obou hymen
nacez prof. Krcmery proslovi
slavnostni rec, niz m. j. sc
take zminM o spolecne prac,
Ludevita Stdra Jungmanem
Safarikem a Hollym. Pc odha,
leni desky, ktera je dilem prof
Kratkeho v Modre. odesh u
castnici ke hrobu Stdrovu na
mistnim hrbitove. kde proslo
vii pietni vzpominku .dr. Be
la. Slavnosti Sc zucastnil v IA
atoupeni vlady ministr pro Slo
vensko DIR. Kallay, rektor Ko
menskeho university prof. La
St'ovka, clenove profesorskehe
sboru, zastupci samospravnyci
. statnfch dfadd, skol a j. z
politickych stran zastoupen;
x.Sve InVc cal,roo;o ,,SC% o~xoJca
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1924-06-23

( u f4s. ~ 70
sluzbu a nyni muslin "a to do
chladku.> Byl jsem takrka bez
sebe! Avsak bylo piece dobfe,
ze jsem pfiSel 49, aspon jse1n
ted klidntm."
Polibil svou nev6stu q bu-
douci tchyni a odejel sice po-
nekud kidnejsi, aysak ne We
sci. Nyni nastaval mu 1kol, Wy
patrati, ze udanf ono jest ne
Epravdive.
Kdyz tax jel a veci roz-
lyazoval, pfipadla mu nahle
dobra myslenka. HrahGnka Ku
mjasinova byla iedin&, jez mo
hla dokazati, ze knize ma ven-
ku Vasilisu ami jednou nespa-
tfil a ze cd lteku jejiho kni-
re V Petrohrad6 nebyl.
Ackoliv nemel pochyby o
tom, re hrabenka sve nett ami
dost malo nenf naklon6na, pre-
ce bylo re doufati, re obra-
till Sc k slechetne mysli hra-
bencine, nebude zdrahati Sc
fici pravdu.
Pc til dny, jez Marickij
ztravil We vezeni, mel dosti ca
su, ably mohl o dopisu SVEN
premitati a jej napsati, psani
to vsak bylo take skutecn6 ma
lynn umeleckym kouskem slo-
hu citu.> Jelikoz vsak posta
piece nema krfdel, nezbylo
mlademu dastojnikovi mic il
neho, nezli trpelive cekati ma
odpoved'.
L.
"a deStS.
St'astna nalada, aneb spise
smelly napad pfimel knfzete,
re den po Vasilisin6 dt6ku ma
lvstivil hrabenku Kumjasino-
YOU. Prisel kratce, kdyz hra-
benka dceri sve odpustila.
Zina hrala We velkem po-
,, koji ma piano a jakmile knize-
te spatrila, ustala. Svezi po-
!'hled zraku Zinina byl zrejmou
hodpovedi k meme otazce Sl-
rova, jenz odebral Sc do we'd
llejsiho salonu.
"Dobry den, knize," pfivi-
tala jej hrabenka pratelsky.
J Cd nekter6ho casu rada vi
della knizete u sebe. Pc obvyk-
lych formalitach etikety DO
Gala netecne:
! "Ma net mas opustila."
! "A-ah!" odpovedel knize
vsecek udiven mad lhostejnosti
s jakou mu zprava tato byls
zvestovana.
"Ano! Matka ieji il odved.
la"
"Ah! Matka il odvedla?" o.
petoyal.
| Neved6l. jak 81 ma vec w.
svetliti. Coz pani ,Gorova ,se
skutecne predstavila hrab6n.
ce a verejne dceru svou cd.
vedla?
"A >jela slecna .Vasilisa ra.
da?"
! "Ovsem, mily knize" cd.
povedela hrabenka, ktera ne.
mohla Sc zdrzeti smichu mad
fpodiynym Sc tvarenim knize.
, te.
!, "Vyborne! Tedy Sc jiz slec.
, ma Vasilisa pozdravila?" do
dial jaksi v rozpacich.
"Ano, jiz Sc j vedlo mno'
hem lepe. A co Wy jste delal
i ze jsme vas nevideli?"
"Byl jsem vcera k veceru
: " sousedstvi u feky; zdalo
Sc mi, jakobych asi k devati
hodine byl videl zde blizkc
vaseho domu zari."
; "Ano; vypukl zde maly po.
Azar, jenz vsak nezplsobil zac
; ne skody; horela jen stara sto.
dola. Bavil jste Sc dobre u sou
sedi?"
Il "TanSilo Sc az do palnoci
q icono doroi, rono
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PRlJME Sc


PRONAJME Sc byt pro / neb
dive osoby v moderne zarize-
mem dome. Haste Sc v {. 1912
Revere Ave. Vemte Union k&-
ru. 6-23
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PRODA Sc novy bungalow
5 pokojich. dole a o / pokoji
nahore, vezme Sc tez lot co
splatka. Majetek naleza sc
{. 40O3 vych. 143.- ul. Miles
ave. Haste sc v {. 3577 vych.
1876. ul. z Union ave. 6-27
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NAM MA PRODEJ diva move
bungalow, vse ma jednom po-
school. Tez mann jeden Il Mi
les ave. o trech pokojich dole
a trech nahoIe, koupelna. Hla-
ste Sc u j. Lisy, 4310 vych.
116. ul. 6-25
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PRODA Sc dunn, vse ma jed
nom poschodi, 5 pokojd dole,
krb, bookcases, china cabinet
a jine zafizeni. Haste sc v {.
126O4 Holborn ave. v Mt.
Pleasant. 7-3
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PRODA Sc velmi LEVINE zacho-
valy Dining room set. Haste
Sc v (. BOAT E. 1913. st. z Buck
eye rd. 6-23
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PRODA Sc dvourodinny dunn
. 5 pokoiich dole a to same
nahore. 2 koupelny, 2 fernesy,
elektrika. vse zaflzenn. Vez-
me Sc po pffpade druh5 mort
gage. Haste Sc Y (. 1865 vtch.
1S1. ul. blize Union kary.
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PRONAJME ST: rohovy stor.
Haste Sc v (. 4639 Broadway.
:?
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SINGER sICf STROJE, SIS ho-
tove So m9sicni splatky. Hla-
ste sc Y JOS. A. Libal, 4313
Clark ave. Tel. Lincoln 5292.
6-2
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PRODA Sc cukrovinkovy OBJ
chod prodejem doutnikd
{. 135O7 Miles ave. Vemte
Broadway karu. Trzi Sc pres
$400 tydne. Pri obchode je
byt, celkem najem levny. Has
te sc mezi 5. a 7. hod. vecer v
{. 1875 Miles ave. 7-2
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PRODA Sc sestilety kun, va
hy 1000 iber. Hodi Sc do tea
keho nakladu. Haste sc u FIR.
Kucera, Harvard rd., Box 102
Warrensville, O. 6-25
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PRONAJME Sc velky byt s
garazi. Tez Sc prime pan ma
byt, pokoj sam pro sebe. Has
te sc v {. 3454 vych. So. ul. z
Hamm ave. GA
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VENUJTE POZORNOST TO-
MUTO OZNAMENl! Chcete-
ii miti dobre, 6iste q trvanlive
vase pokoje vypapirovane, O.
brat'te sc ma Jos. Havlicka &
Co., 3437 vych. 70. ul. z u
MON ave. 6-23
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SAMOTNA starsi pani v dob
rem hmotnem postaveni hleda
pro sebe mensi byt s koupel-
nou, kde je plyn, .elektrika q
vse zarizeno. Preje 81 miti IT,
che misto v dobrem dome.
Nechte adresu v adm. t. |. pod
znackou ITCHY byt". .6-23
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PRODA Sc Chevrolet Touring
auto v dobrem poradku, 1922,
"a $3.50. Haste sc v {. 3633
.vych. 129. ul. 6-23
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PRODA Sc: Buffet "a SIS,
stdl do jidelny "a $40, china
cabinet $18, sici stroj $12,
hollrack SIS, library table SIP,
plynova kamna SIS, couch $10
bed. kitchen cabinet, praci
stroj a vice jinych veci velmi
LEVINE. Haste Sc " {. 4313
Clark ave. 6-26
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STARSf zENA hleda misto k
opatrovani ditek. Adresu las
kave nechte v adm. t. listu.
f&ak Hnf 6-24
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WOODLAND HILLS PARK

Dickens ave. Proda Sc aneb
Sc vymeni "a jednorodinny
dun 2rod. dun o 5 svetnicich
s koupelnou a dvGma pokoji
extra na' pdde. .Garaz, ulics
dlazdena a zaplacena. Cena
$4,000. Blizsi sdeli Nejedlik
q Mikes; Realtors, 11O15 Uni
on ave. Tel. Broadway 1856.
6-24
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PRODA Sc set O 4 zidlich u
still do jidelny. Haste sc v (.
3943 vych. AZ. al. nahore v
yadu u Washington parku.
PRODA Sc mlGkafsky obchod
v {. 1868 vycha. 49. ul., blize
Payne ave. Tydni vydelek
5000. Je pri mem byt 8 po-
kojich, garaz q najem pomer-
ne levny. Blizsi vysvetleni po-
da sc tez v elsie 1875 Miles
ave. GA
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menskeho university prof. La
It t'ovka, clenove profesorskeho
aboru, zastupci samospravnych
. statnich dradd, skol a j. z
politickych stran zastoupena
Ear. demokracie mistopredse-
dqu vyhoru pro Slovensko do
ktorem Milanem Ivankou a stra
ma republikanska.
v. Viktorin zemfel. v nede-
Ii /. kv6tna o 9.hod. dopoledni
zemfel mistr pevec Vaclav vi
ktorin, jenz byl po dlouha le-
ia vynikajicim clenem opery
Mar, divadla. Star byl Is let,
Kodak q Vranan u Melnika.
3yl ucitelem, ale hudbe a zpe-
VII .venoval sc jiz Cd let det-
skych. Po' absoloyani operni
sko1y piijat bylSr. 1885 do sva
zku opery Narodniho divadla.
Mel kras'ny, jasny baryton, ko
voveho zvlku, jako stvoreny
pro zpev neseny. vEak byl ta-
Ike Y. Viktorin nedostiznym
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

Two. negroes were enjoying
a respite during the noon
hour from their hot task Of
carrying freight on a hot day.
"Good Lawd, man." sighed
one. 81 sho wish I wuz up In
the cool mountain where der
wuz q lake of water and I had
lots of money and muffin to
do 'cept eat ice cream, fish
and swim aroun' an keep
cool all de time"
can eff you owned dat place
would you invite me to come
up and lazy aroun' wifi your"
"Cain't say as how I would"
"But eff 70 jes' had a cool
lake, couldn't l come up and
swim in it?"
Il amt sayin' I would"
But supposin' you all jes'
had a lot of ice cream, would
mt you give me a bitter"
"Say, look here, man."
came the sharp retort, eff 70
all is too darn lazy to do yer
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

This is varacious: A clergy
man from Cambridge, Mass,
had occasion to preach to the
inmates of an insane hospital.
During his sermon he MOTTO
ed that one of the patients
paid the closest attention. his
eyes riveted upon the preach
er's face, his body bent eager
ly forward. Such interest
was most fattering. After
the service, the speaker not
iced that the man spoke to
the superintendent, so as soon
as possible the preacher in
CURED:
Didn't that man speak to
you about my sermon?"
EYES,"
would you mind telling
me what he said?"
The superintendent tried to
sidestep, but the preacher in
sisted.
"Well," he said at last,
what the man said was Just
think, he's out and I'm In"
ga man is never older than
he feels" declared the ancient
beau, bravely. ''Now I feel as
fresh as a two-year old"
Horse or egg?" asked the
sweet young thing brightly.
Our own candid opinion is
that we ought to have more
persons laying brick and few
er throwing them.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06
Owners of Holstein CO

Owners of Holstein cows
will appreciate the explana-
ton given by a lad who es-
capped from an institution for
delinquent negro boys. He
worked in a pasture, herding
cows. One evening he was
missing when the roll was
called. After a search he was
apprehended and brot before
the superintendent.
'How did you make your
escape, Mark 2" asked the
superintendent.
81 jes' puts NAH arms
aroun' de cows neck" replied
the lad, who was black as the
ace of spades, IAN goes out
as a spot"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

friend, after giving the mat
ter careful consideration, said
that he begged to differ with
him, for he knew of one coun-
try where there were no Jews.
'sVell, where is it," inquir-
ed his friend.
He replied, "Alaska. There
are no Jews in Alaska.
'sVell, is dat SO! How about
this fellow, Iceberg? He amt
no Presbyterian
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06
Number SO
A GOOD BUSINESS
CODE

The following was clipped
from the American Magazine
and is the business policy fol-
lowed by one Of the largest
commission firms in n. Y.
City. Read it over, it's worth
your while.
/. Thou shalt play the game
straight, irrespective of con-
sequences. g..
2. Thou shalt pay all drafts,
regardless of market condi-
lions, upon arrival of cars.
3. Thou shalt back thy judy
ment with thine own coin.
A. Thou shalt not turn
down any cars, unless thy
shipper is actually trying to
defraud you. r.
5. Thou shalt consider a con-
tract which is made not to be
broken, no matter what the
cause.
6. Thou shalt consider thy
firms name thy biggest asset.
z. Thou shalt consider it a
privilege to lose from time
to time, for as long as thou
canst take a loss without a
kick, thou are a good sport
and deservest success.
8. Thou shalt keep one set of
books, so when thy shipper
calls on thee and desireth to
examine thy accounts, thou
canst look him straight in the
face and tell him to go as far
as he liketh.
9. Thou shalt never over
quote the market, thereby
giving false witness against
thy neighbor, who hath trou-
bles enough of his own, and
which may induce the hus-
bandman to ship goods to thee
which he could have sold at
higher prices elsewhere.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy
neighbours business, for there
is enough for everybody and
then some.
IL. Thou shalt particularly
take care Of goods sent to
thee on consignment by thy
fellow man, who may be a
thousand miles away from
thy business abode, but who
dependeth upon thine honor
and wisdom to see that he re-
ceiveth proper compensation
for the harvest made by the
sweat of his brow.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

Mother-That was very
foolish daughter dear, going
riding with Robert after the
dance. Weren't you cold?
7 Daughter - Yes, mother.
Good, and Cold.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

There was an argument be-
tween two gentlemen, one Of
whom happened to be of Heb
rev descent.
This young Hebrew made
the statement, with emphasis,
that there was absolutely no
country in the world where
there were no Jews. His
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06
A lotta girls nowadays are
suffering from jazzma.

You can bottle up your
wrath, but some fellow is
pretty sure to come along
with a corkscrew.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

Occasionally you meet a
man who acts as tho nature
had intended him to be an old
maid.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

lie you spare few heavy hens turkeys geese ducks
sprngers let know We also in the market for
Ia few good COWS. You will like way of marketing
your turkeys--it is fair to all concerned
Don't think that because trade here
what have for sale No matter where trade be-
fore SELL
the have
trade out their butter poultry produce sold
When buy of cash. have right dictate
where shall spend that The thing applies
things you sell We pay you the
sold worth the would
bought them and obligated spend that with
u.s. it's your money spend it where please
Our cash store believe the cash plan
courage to live up convictions.
If you enjoy doing business buy
cash have settlements the face the first te
month
What Have You to Sell?
Tell about it, if we buy help you
the farmers store
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

The Judge:-Now are You
sure you understand the ma.
ture of an oath Z"
The youth (scared stiff
Sure, amt I yer caddy down
at the links Z"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06
Volume II


. In many a crowded city
Where moves the human
tide,
Eyes look with eager longing
To some old countryside.
Hearts that have long been
stated
With earth, recall the
charm
Of life's morning splendor
In childhood on the farm.
From many a path of glory
And many a throne of pow
er
Is still recalled the wonder
Of some dear, distant hour.
Men look thru years of toll
ing,
Of sorrow, strife, and harm
And treasure unforgotten,
Their childhood on the
farm.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

When the colored couple
were being married and the
clergyman read the words,
'1ove, honor and obey" the
bridegroom interrupted:
Read dat ag'in, parson
read dat oncet mo- so de lady
kin ketch de full solemnity of
de meanin'. Use been married
befo'."
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

Mother-That child does
not get his temper from me.
Father-No; none of yours
is missing.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

own wishin' for all dem der
things, and dem GOBLIN stim-
ulants, jes' set here and wilt"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

Cant you go any faster, y
roared the angry traffic cop
to the fellow who had delay
ed a string of autos several
blocks long.
EYES," calmly replied the
driver of the antiquated fliv-
yer, 81 can, but l don't want
to leave the car"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

What a fine world this
would be if those who have
money would use it as those
who haven't money think
they would use it If they had
it, which they wouldn't.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

Two Sots were fishing.
"Got a bite, Jack?"
"Naw," said Jack, 81 don't
believe my worms half try
ing"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

Bystander:-I observe that
you treat that gentleman We
ry respectfully.
Garageman-Yes, he's one
of our earliest settlers.
Bystander-Early settlers /?
Why, he's not more than for
ty years of age.
Garageman-That may be
true, but he pays his bills on
the first Of every month.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1924-11-06

"Ah wants a divorce. Dat
woman jes' talk, talk, talk,
night and day. All CANT get
no rest an dat talk am driv-
in me Crazy"
s4What does she talk about,
Rastus ?" asked the lawyer.
"She dom say"
Frances" asked the mo-
ther, twas that young man
smoking in there last night ?"
mo, why? 2"
well, / saw some matches
in there on the floor"
"Oh, that's just where he
struck some matches to see
what time it was"
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1924-08-28
Page Five

be used for storage. Cedar chests
are Of course preferred to other con-
tainers but these are not essential
since any one of number of other
plans may be followed with success.
Heavy paper bags which may be-
sealed at the top are very satisfac-
tory for clothing which should be
hung up, while materials which may
be packed fiat may be stored IN
pasteboard boxes such as clothiers
use, provided the crack between top
and bottom be sealed with gumme6
paper.
AS a final precaution, there should
be stored with the woolens a small
quantity of moth balls, camphor
gum or similar material to repel in
quisitive female moths seeking a
place to lay their eggs While
slightly more expensive, the cam
phor gum is preferable since the
scent is not so persistent when the
woolens are removed for use