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The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
EXPLAINED.

Wife-Why do you suppose plaster. CTS received SIS day?
 Husband--Well, they cover up some of the mistakes the bricklayers make Life.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN.

Rev. Trevor Mordeca pastor
 The Second Strain of an Old Sweet Song" at II o'clock
 No services will be held during the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
woODLAwN CHRIsTfAS

Communion services vices will be held IAt Il o'clock
 Christian Endeavor services will be held &t 6:45 o'clock Sunday evening.
 There will be no evening church service
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
BAPTISTS

West Woodlawn-"Ye are the Light of the World, II a. Ill. In the Year King Uzziah Died, l Saw the Lord," z 80 p. m. Rev. J. w. Cartridge.
 Sixty-sixth Street-"Our Anniversary Review Il a. m.; baptism at 5: D. m. in the Avondale church. The Voice of Fruits" z 80 p. m; Rev. W. H. Gregory.
 East Birmingham-"Paul's Helper in the Ministry II q. III. Usual service at ' 80 p. m. Rev. T. F. Tendon.
 Ensley, Pike Avenue-'The Secret of Success, Il a. m "Womens Rights" :" z:45 D. m.; Rev. Theo Harris.
 Fairfield-"Jesus Statistical II a. m. The Transfiguration of Satan," z :45 p. m. Rev. k. B. Gatlin.
 Eleventh Street-Pastor R. L. Evans will preach at both hours.
 Thirty-fifth Avenue-Eyangelist J. O. Vermillion and Singer Patterson will be in charge of the services at both hours.
 West End-"A Penitent Church, Il l 3. m.; "Esau and His BIrthright,' [ 40 p. m.; Rev. Jesse A. Cook
 Hunter Street-"Talent Hiding" II a. m.; Why Not Tonight" [ 80 D. m.; baptismal service; Rev. L. M. Bradley
 Calvary-"Nothing But Leaves" Il a. m. "A Tree That Lost Its Chance" z :45 p. m.; Rev. Emmett Williams.
 South Avondale-"The Stewardship and the Tithe," Il a. m. The Way That Seems Right 7:45 D. m.; Rev, W. M Sentel.
 Twenty seventh Street.-The Chief Attribute of Christi II a. m. /; The One Great Message for the World" ' ID ! p. m. Rev. T. O. Hearn.
 Fifty-sixth Street-Some Famou Eons No. l, "The Priests Son." Il a. m. Some Famous Texts, No. 1.-The Love of Christ Constraineth Us., s p. m. Rev. Frank Macdonald.
 Wylam-"The Power of Material Re sources" II a. m.; "A Remarkable Will" z 40 D. m. Rev. l.. l.. Hearn.
 nglenook-"Stepping Stones to Higher Life" II d. m.; Rev. G. F. Cocks; The One Divine Institution" 1 z :45 D. m.; Rev. NJ. NJ, Wood.
 East Thomas--"A Successful Hunt er," Il q. m.; NJ. N Wood; usual services : :45 D. III.
 Southside-"T Greatest Business in the World,' II q. m; Christian Certainty in World of Perplexity," $ D. m.; Key. J. E. billiard.
 Birmingham, First-"The Lesson of the Eagles Nest" II a. m.; "A Re port on the Years Crops :45 D. m. Rev. J. k. Hobbs.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
ENSLEY CHRISTIAN.

Rev. David H. Griffin, pastor.
 Christian Constrant" at II o'clock
 Union Services will be held at the church at 7:30 o'clock Sunday night. Sufficient Revelation"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
FRUSTRATED.

This" chuckled the flapper's papa, as he yanked the forbidden suitor from Che family car, lis what l call 'retard- ing the spark !'-Judge. ing and I 80 O clock Sunday afternoon, subject, Substance.
 Sunday school at 9 30 o'clock Sun day morning.
 Testimonial meeting at o'clock Wed nesday evening.
 Reading rooms at i'll American Trust building, open week days from 9 O clock until o'clock.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
INDEPENDENT PRESBYTERIAN
 

CHURHC.
 Morning Service. Mixed Quartet: Like as the Hart-Scott Baritone Solo: o Dry Those Tears-Del Riego-Mr. Cole. o'clock Mixed Quartets: Draw Me to Thee-Nevin Song in the Night--Woodman. Male Quartets: Beauty For Ashes-Crabbe. In Heavenly Loye-Trow bridge My God and Father While l Pray Marston. Content-Parks.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14

bass will be engaged shortly, 1t is said. A.
 The full musical program for the service appears elsewhere in The Age Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
SERMON TOPICS
WEST END METHODIST.

Rev. s. T. SIatOn, Pastor. Shall my son enter the Christian Min. Sstary'' at Il o'clock. Guarding the Wells' at 7:30 o'clock.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
EXPLAINED

"I'm half inclined to kiss you.'' How stupid of me; thought you were merely round d-shouldered. ."-Iowa Frivol.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
FIRST CUMBERLAND PRESBYTERIAN
 CHIIRCH
SIxTY-sEVENTH STREET pREsI

Rev. H. c. Walton, pastor.
 The Disciples Reward" at II o'clock Ihe Shield of Faith" at o'clock
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
Rev E. H. Carlton, pastor

Rev E. H. Carlton, pastor.
 Revival services at the church will he continued through Sunday Sept. 12 with Rev; C. G. Partridge preaching and D. U. Williams leading with the music and singing. 1ie
 Services being. each evening at 7;4s Q clock. '
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
FIRST CHRISTIAN.

Music by the double quartette of the cnurch at the II o'clock service: Anthem-"O Pray For the Peace of Gerusalem"-Knox
 Evening Service Music will be rendered by the male S1lartette at the services at the Galax Theatre Sunday night at 5 o'clock
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
St. Andrews Episcopal Church.

Rev Joseph T. Ware, Rector Holy Communion at s7 80 o'clock Sunday morning.
 Holy Communion and Sermon, Re grets' at Il o'clock Sunday morning.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14
UNIVERSALIST

Church of the Messiah, Fraternal Hall-Bible study, prayer meeting, preaching, religious literature, 10 80 .. III. Dr. Richard NJ. Smith.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-14

First Church of Christ, Scientist Services at Il o'clock Sunday morn
The Washington times., 1924-07-02
We I s
To De GUESTS
At MT Al TO
General Hines to Speak At
Garden Party Army Band
to Play for Men

Disabled veterans hospitalized in
the District and vocational trainees
under the United States Veterans
Bureau will be guests Of honor, to-
gether with prominent Government
Officials at garden party at Mt.
Alto Hospital, on Wisconsin avenue,
today at $50 p. M.
The featured numbers on the en-.
tertainment program are q concert
by the United States Army Band
under the direction Of w. ]. stan
nard and q series Of dances by the
Stafford Pemberton dancers. Music
for the dances will be furnished by
the Army Band Orchestra. The
dances to be presented viii Include
Samson and DeliIah," by Mr.. Penn
berton and Miss Florence AEnbla,
and the 'Bacchannal1e, BY Mr..
Pemberton and his entire dance
ensemble.
Brigadier General Frank T. Hines,
director Of the Veterans Bureau,
will deliver an address TO the az
sembled veterans and guests. Spe-
cial arrangements for the decoration
5Of the Mt. Alto grounds ana for
handling the traffic have bee made
by Col Dunlap p. Penhal!ow. com.
1nanding officer at the hospital.
Among the invited guests are Sec
rotary Of War Weeks, Secretary OF
the Navy Roosevelt, Major General
John A. Lejeune, and Rear Admiral
3. II. Hutchinson.
The Washington times., 1924-07-02
SCHOOL BOARD
REFLECTS
LLOYD
Central Athletic Coach Be-
comes Head Of Department
Of Physical Training

James 7. Lloyd. president Of the
Board Of Education. was reelected
at a. reorganization meeting 81 that
body yesterday. Ernest Greenwood
was reelected vice president.
O.. Harris White, athletic coach
Of Central High School. was appoint
ed head Of the newly created de-
'partment Of physical training for
the schools. ID. B. Henderson, was
given the corresponding post In the
colored schools.
Mrs. William III. Heron and DR..
r.. I. A. Bennett were given the
oath of office az now members Of
the board by Secretary Harry o.
'Hine. They succeed Mrs. Laura
Morgan. and William Il. Houston,
respectively. z. G. Graham, who
began his second Verm, presented
Mr.. Lloyd's name for the presi.
dency for the next school year. Six
voted for him, the remaining mem
beers not voting. No action was
taken regarding the appointment Of
a business manager.
The Washington times., 1924-07-02

Leslie wonder. colored. Of Alex,
andFia. Va. who was received IN
Gailinger Hospital yesterday with
sleeping sickness. Il reported as
improving this morning. The pa,
tient became sick IN Union Sta
tion yesterday, soon after return
ing from Baltimore, where he had
been treated in John Hopkins Uni
versity Hospital,
Pressure Of the finger on q nerve
cf the eye caused the patient to
recover consciousness enough to
dscribe the symptoms to doctors In
the hospital. He told Doctor j. r..
I've. who Is treating him, that he
had suffered from the sickness often
III the past.
The Washington times., 1924-07-02
BooTL EGGING STEAMER
DRIFTS a DERELIcT NOW

NEW YORK, July 2.The wreck
Of the tramp steamer Bridgetown,
which last cleared Barbados in Feb.
ruary with a $2.OOO,OOO cargo Of
liquor and since reported on the
Jersey coast 3Rum Row was re-
ported by Captain LainsOn, OF the
Royal Mail liner Ohio to have been
sighted off the Grand Banks.
Captain Lainson said the craft.
abandoned. was drifting with her
nose deep and her stern high In
the water.
The Washington times., 1924-07-02
MAN HIT BY MACHINE
TREATED AT HOSPITAL

samuel w. Tins. Of 45s G street
northwest, was taken to Emergency
Hospital yesterday and treated for
bruises on the head after being
Iii BY an automobile backing from
Armory place southwest into Four.
and-a-haR street.
The automobile was operated BY
Moses Ray, Of. is r street, and
owned BY Harry Miller, Jackson
place northwest.
The Washington times., 1924-07-02
Hecht Employees 81 Outing

A moonlight excursion will be
taken by the Employees Mutual
Benefit Association of the Hecht
Company on the steamer st. Johns.
which leaves the Seventh street
wharf at 7:15 tonight A special
musical program has been arranged.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08

though, gets in about noon, takes an
hour off for lunch and then calls it
day YES SHE DOES-NOT.
Marie, the head waitress of the Ca
sino, Midway and every other restau-
ant of Mother" Noffka's, is another
one that doesn't do much outside of
working about dozen hours day.
We often wonder what those people
do after they get off for the night.
Freddy Luff and Barnaby are work
ing out General Pershing ON Horse
back" for their fireworks display.
Have you noticed lately the half a
dozen extra set pieces that Mr.
Schenck has added to every Tuesday
and Thursday evenings performance?
Two sets of twins now in the Infant
Incubators
If you can bowl $50 in the Skee
Ball game Sam Burney will give you
anything in the place. Big hearted
fellow that Sam.
Sam Moore is working around in a
straw hat that could easily hold half
dozen quarts.
Jim Bowser had couple of his boys
over for an outing last week. The
boys didn't say much, not taking after
Jim at all, at all.
Extra! Extra!
Beasley is thinking of getting mar
ried.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08
PALISADES AMUSEMENT
PARK GOSSIP

The Great Sir Joseph Ginsberg will
hold forth in the dance hall next Fri
day evening at $3.50, August Is, and
assist N. T. G.. in another of his inti-
mate, inimical radio entertainments.
The last one, in the vernacular of
the stage, was wow"
We recommend that Dewey Mulchay
be on the next program. He has some
voice, really.
The sophisticated and fastidious
Park Boys at first took the coming of
N. T. G.. and his radio pals as just
one of chose things" but after a
couple of "visitings" they began to
perk up, with the result that many a
relief was in sight about $3.50 p. M,
and seated about the hall could be
seen Jack Abrams, of the Scenic; only
he did it sort of different, and sat
on one knee for half an hour and, then
when that went dead, sat on the other.
Roscoe Schwartz, of the Scenic, and
Mickey, of the Comet, were interested
"seaters" while "Curley" and Light
uluB Cdnt cdiiy dhu iCLS Ao'O' W.
can't very we'll give out any more of
the names because McAndrews, Har-
ris and Dave Epstein, might see them,
aud there would be fireworks every
night instead of Tuesday and Thurs
day.
Fred Stohl has been elected the
Mayor of Marion avenue and Herman
Bergkamp has been appinted Secre-
tary of State.
Barney Riggio goes back to his
Newark electric-fixture-lamps soon as
his lamp stand closes in the fall.
George Noffa and Harry Dyer will
probably go to work this fall. They
have 1t sort Of easy each summer, only
running about a dozen restaurants, a
half dozen wheels and ride or two.
Mother" 4 Noffka has the "cinch," "
Palisadian., 1924-08-08
Contracts for
Repair Work Let

AT the regular meeting of the Board
of Education on Monday night four
bids were read for the repairing and
painting of fifteen rooms and corri-
dor in School No. /. The bidders
were Mr.. Cavanaugh, $1,240; Mr.. Nc
Murry, $1,145; Lang & Son, $1,105.S4.
and Mr.. Schroeder, $3.50. A motion
was adopted that Mr.. Schroeder be
given the job.
Mr. Abbot, the board clerk, said
that the board spends comparatively
a small amount of the appropriation
ON general repair work for the
schools considering the fact that
some of the appropriation is used to
buy school furniture. The largest
part of the entire appropriation for
current school expenses, he says, is
paid out in teachers salaries. The
balance of the current expense appro-
priation for the year ending June 80
is $35,462.03, the balance of the repair
appropriation is $2,076, and the bal
ance of the manual training appropria-
alton for the year ending June 80 is
$3,127.67.
N. Wickersheim was given the con-
tract to repair and replace the shades
in the school for the sum of $79.S5.
On account of changes which will
take place this fall in some of the
class rooms additional desks will be
needed. About sixty desks will be or
dered shortly so that everything will
be ready for the opening of school.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08
Two Accidents

George Vipiana of New York city
was hurt when thrown from his mo-
torcycle at the intersection of Nelson
and Anderson avenues in Grantwood
on last Sunday morning.
A car driven by Joseph Pamentel of
73 Crescent avenue, Grantwood, ran
into the motorcycle and caused the
accident. The injuries sustained were
not serious and the motorcycle was
only slightly damaged
On last Tuesday morning at the
corner of Lafayette and Anderson
avenues one Of the large busses COM
ing out of Lafayette avenue hit the
rear end of Ford, driven by Miss
Palisadian., 1924-08-08
PALISADE FIREMEN
PLAY BALL GAME
Continued from Page 1

and ran the bases like deer, getting
three times on an error and two bases
on balls.
Bachetti put up a dandy game be-
hind the bat and was credit to his
side. Some of the boys in the infield
found it hard to stop grounders and
let them pass, which made the crowd
laugh.
The firemen served ice cream and
cake and though there was good
sized crowd out there was enough to
go around. The afternoon furnished
a heap of sport, that's fact and it
is to be hoped it may be repeated
another season. The score:
WESTSIDEC
Palisadian., 1924-08-08
33 20 IL 18 2 8

Two base hits, Drake, Gaess, Brady,
Hunicke, 2, Meyn, c.; home runs,
King, Meyn, c., Meyn, G.; struck out,
by Brady, IL; by Shaeffer, Z; hit by
pitcher, by Brady, 8; time of game,
2 hours; umpire, Geo. E. Clark; stolen
bases, Binner, q Breiby, 5; Clark,
Drake, Q; Shaeffer, q; Brady, 4; King,
Hunicke, s.; Valentine, A; G. Meyn;
scorer, C. T. Logan.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08
Shocking Creature

The electric eel, most powerful OK
electric fishes found in the fresh wa
ter Of South America, is said to give
an electric shock sufficiently great
temporarily to paralyze man.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08

Mabel Komarek of West New York.
The rear mud guard and the rear
tire of the Ford were damaged.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08
The Difference

If we think the man means 1t, a
compliment is commendation If we
think he doesn't. it's flattery.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08
Eighteen CoWs an Hour

Eighteen cows can be MIXED In one
hour by a newly designed gasoline
driven machine, which also Is self
cleansing.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08

Mr.. and Mrs. A Nagel entertained
at their home at 220 Fulton Terrace
on Wednesday evening Miss Rather
inc Stellar, Mr.. John Albreck, Mr.. and
Mrs. w. Franz.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08

FOR SALE-FARLAND BANJO with
leather case and music. First class.
$55. Call evenings, 54 Lincoln avenue,
Grantwood. Phone Cliffside 1921.
*7-11-4t
Palisadian., 1924-08-08
FOR SALE

PACKARD SEDAN, 1923-Run only
5000 miles; motor in excellent con-
dition; paint and tires like new; must
sacrifice. Phone Cliffside 297-W.
6-13-tf
Palisadian., 1924-08-08

Mrs. T. Bannville, Miss Margaret
Mcguire, Thomas Banville, and M.
Hozer are spending two weeks at Lake
George.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08

FOR SALE-Two family house, all i'm
provements; plot, rs 100; garage.
SIS Brandon place, Edgewater
Heights, N. ]. Phone Cliffside so M.
6-20-tf
Palisadian., 1924-08-08

THREE TUBE RADIO SET, tubes
and batteries; reasonable Station
cry store, 679 Anderson ave., Grant
wood. 8-8-tf.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08

FOR SALE-2 family house, all i'm
provements; plot 75x100; garage.
SIS Braddon place, Edgewater
Heights, N. ]. Phone Cliffside so M.
6-20-tf.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08

for a two weeks vacation at Mans
field, Mass.
Palisadian., 1924-08-08
CHfside and
FairUielU Notes

Irene Carr, of Park avenue,sis spend
ing two weeks vacation at Provi-
dence, Rhode Island.
Mrs. L. Lawton Cole and children,
Harry and Betty, of las Anderson ave-
nue., returned Saturday from Bantum
Lake, Conn.,, where they spent several
weeks.
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-01-10

cessful flight. Otto Lilcnthal said
Even when we were deyoting every
hour of our leisure to the question of
aviation and We're already ON the track
of the laws which We're to evolve the
problem, people in Germany still con
sidcred every man who occupied Inn
self with this unprofitablc art, as little
better than +! lunatic.'
In discoveries in physics, Fritz IIa-
yer, who received the Nobel prize in
physics in 1918, stands without super
icr. 1t has been said of him that his
Investigation bid fair ''to solve all our
fertilizer problems.
Even in the imcandesccmt light. which
was prominently Edison's invention,
tho preliminary discoveries of Konu
played their part. David Lubin, origin
ator Of the Institute for Agricultural
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-01-10
AUTHORITIES WILL NOT
DEPORT EXCESS QUOTA
IMMIGRANTS
Jewish Representatives Are Told BY
Commissioner Husband Deportation
Is Not Contemplated for Humani-
tartan Reasons

WaShington-l'hc fate of approxi-
Il large proportion Of whom are Jews
who had been admitted prior to Novem-
ber and charged TO subsequent monthly
quotas. has been decided in their favor.
Deportation was feared in the cases of
most of these immigrants because of
the ruling of Federal Judge Knox that
it was Illegal TO admit Immigrants ar
riving in excess Of Il given months
month.
Following Judge KnoX's decision
officers of The Department of Labor
expressed the opinion they would be
leave the country and deport them if
they wGnld not leave voluntarily. The
immigration authorities, however, have
decided that for humanitarian rea-
sons they viii take no action whatever
toward deportation in view of the
tragic circumstances that might result
If it We're attempted after these aliens
had been admitted and established
their domicilc here.
This attitude of the immi grafton au-
thoritics towards these excess quota
immigrants became known following a
conference between y. d. Rosenberg
Washington representative of the B'nai
Birth and of the Board of Delegates of
the American Hebrew Congregations
ana Commissioner General of Immi-
grafton Husband.
Mr. Rosenberg has succeeded the
late Simon Wolf as representative of
iarsc Two bodies in Washington He
was accompanied by Rabbi Abraham
simon, member of the Board of Dele
gates and President of the Central Con
ference of American Rabbis
As it was explained this action was
taken by Mr.. Rosenberg for the pur-
pose Of forestalling possible deportu
tion action by the department.
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-01-10
PALESTINE MAY HAVE OWN
GOVERNMENT

Damascus.-Grcat Britain would
tional Government in Palestine pro-
vided this government recognized the
BHlfour Declaration containing the
Jewish national home pledge as inter
prctrd in the former Colonial Secretary
cmrchill'S White Paper. the Miph
ia. an unusually wcll-informcd Arab
newspaper SAYS it learns. In response
to King HuSSpin'S demand for native
government for Palestine the British
government the Aliph Ba declares, has
proposed an amendment to the Anglo
Arab Treaty now pending acccding to
the demand for native government
if the Zionist pledge was honcred.
JcrUSalcm-NIujor St John Philhy.
'thc British Political Officer in Trans
jordnnia. and the F.mirs Skahr and
Tallnl have left Amman for Akaba TO
meet there King Iiusscin of the lIedjas
and To escort him to Amman, where
conference between the King and his
two sons. the rulers of Transiordanin
aud Mcsopotnmin. respectively, is TO
he held in few days.
Sir Herbert Samuel. who is now at
Luxor Egypt, Is returning to Jerusa-
lem in time 10 proceed 10 Amman for
the conference.
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-01-10

Science - sociological invention
whereby he hoped to nmcliorate the
condition of the farmcr-was mech
anical inventor MS well of no little i'm
portancc. Lubin was forever invcnting
devices. his most important probably
Icing ii soil pulverizcr.
Oscar Iammerstein was another Jew
who invented 'as II side-linc." Ham.
mersten. as is well known, poured the
profits of his invention into the enter
prise dearest 10 his heart - that of
building up grand opera here.
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-01-10

Cheerful prospects stimulate a man. :
energies. For, the stomach carries
the feet" tGen. II, NN, 81.
BE submissive to thy superior alra
bic to thy inferior, meet every man
with friendliness. (Aboth, III, 1G).
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-01-10
200 LEAVE WARSAW FOR
PALESTINE

Warsaw-Two hundred young Jews,
mostly members of the schooner i!aznT
left Warsaw yesterday ON their way 10
Palestine. They are going as pioneers
of the Young Guardian Organiza-
ton
An enormous crowd gave the pio-
neers an arousing send-off.
The Denver Jewish news., 1924-01-10

The heart carries the feet (yalkut
II Gen. No. 1881
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-10-11

"5E purchasing power of farm
 products, according to the latest
 report of the Department of Agri- culture, is now at a level 90 per cent of that whcih prevailed in 1913. This is the highest point attained since July. 1920. and is the climax to date of a steady rise of 16 ponts in the last five months. Thus the betterment in the agricultural situation is proving. more than a mere furry of excitement.
 The above chart shows how prices of various groups of farm products are faring. It illustrates a new index, compiled by the Department of Agri- culture, which takes, for a base of 100 per cent, the period of August, 1909 to July, 1914. instead of the customarily used twelve months of 1913. The index of all groups has risen from a figure of 127 in May to 137 at most recent esti- mate. But this Is not the whole story, since prices of non-agricultural com modities are now lower than they were in May. Then. too, the general index