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Hyder weekly herald., 1924-12-24

SuOL IHaG SHS suspects LHaC her husband is spending more for clothes than she is.
 Keeping everlastingly at it will enable you to find the drug section in a drug store.
 Apropos of Christmas we are reminded that many a fine girl is going to make the mistake of judging a man by the kind of Christmas gift he sends. Too frequently it happens that a 10-cent man sends a 6-dollar gift.
 He who fights and runs away lives to write memories of the fray.
 Some things we heartily dis like:
 The fellow who gets up at 5 a r11., jumps into a tub of ice wat CT, steams and blows for half an hour and then jumps back into bed and says: Boy, ain't it great?"
 The fellow who is always tell ing about the good stuff he got before prohibition.
 The guy who meets us on the street and and hollers: "What do you know, old mann"
 The bird who thinks that ed- iting college magazine is good experience"
 The girl who says she had her hair bobbed because it was falling out.
 The fellow who does not agree with us.
 Where is the paint remover, Mother?"
 What do you want it for?"
 Sister wants something to wash her face with"
 A man was standing under a bridge.
 When it crashed down on his head;
 Death caused by falling arches,"
 The coroner's jury said.
Hyder weekly herald., 1924-12-24

Publication of the income tax returns has established one encouraging fact, anyhow. The man with the biggest income is not in the bootlegging bus mess.
Hyder weekly herald., 1924-12-24

tuned to the glad call of Christ mas, we can find much joy in the day by forgetting self and giving kindness and cheer to those about us.
Hyder weekly herald., 1924-12-24

One thing Dad is almost cer- tain to get for Christmas is an overdraft.
Hyder weekly herald., 1924-12-24

Rosie" claims his brother in the old country has some black and white cows called "Gold- steins."
Hyder weekly herald., 1924-12-24

The prize optimist has been found right here in Hyder. He has one of those wind shield stiekers and hopes soon to have a car to stick on it.
Hyder weekly herald., 1924-12-24

The Herald extends to sub- scribers and readers it's best wishes for a Merry Christmas.
Hyder weekly herald., 1924-12-24
Just For Fun

Famous last words: "I've poured the kerosene on: now gimme a match"
Hyder weekly herald., 1924-12-24

Europeans are always knock ing America, says a famous writer. Yes, but it is also an in- teresting fact that they are knocking their hardest at our gates.
 Friends" says the Blueber- ry Kid" are people who can- not conceal their astonishment when we make good"
 At 8 A. M.-"Daddy, I want a drink"
 LAW, go to sleep; I've wanted one for years"
 Say, folks, isn't it strange that people who often grow senti- mental about the old swimming hole, that was three miles from town, often complain bitterly because the bath room is at the far end of the hall?
 Young Thing: Mother, what did you do when a boy first kissed you?"
 Never mind"
 q did the same thing, moth er." According to Lee Balch, if a fellow don't know when he's whipped some kind friend is sure to come along and tell him.
 They went and put a wom- 
 ans head on the silver dollar and now she wants to get her hands on it. Aren't they greedy though?
 Miss Flora Makepeace and a MT. Joe Battle were quietly married in Emporia, Kansas. the other day. They may live happily, even so. When a woman starts keep ing accounts it's ten-to-one
Hyder weekly herald., 1924-12-24

shot that she suspects that her husband is spending more for clothes than she is.
Hyder weekly herald., 1924-12-24

When a woman starts keep ing accounts it's a ten-to-one
Hyder weekly herald., 1924-12-24

Keeping everlastingly at it will enable you to find the drug section in a drug store.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
GALLAUDET TO PLAY
FORDHAM GRIDDERS

Gallaudet's foot ball team will go
to New York next Fall to play
Fordham. The Maroon has given the
Kendall Greeners a date on October
10.
Fordham is to play eight games,
concluding its season November 81
against Georgetown IN the Polo
Grounds.
James Y. Rcgan will captain the
gridiron team at Catholic University
next year. He was elected at a
meeting of Brookland letter men
yesterday. Regan played guard on
the team in the season just past.
Foot ball men honored with the &C.
at Catholic University this year were
Capt. Connel, Fitzgerald, Regan.
White, Vosanger, Donohue, De Nault,
Kerrigan, H. Moore, Brennan, Garvin
and Manager Pryzbyla. The c. L. A.
insignia was awarded to La Fond,
Baily, Keale, Dunning, Moyhihan,
Bligh and Kelly.
George WashinEton's foot ball team
will be banqueted at the Hotel La
fayette tonight by the university's s
alumni association. President Lewis
of the university, Coach Crum and
Capt Hottell are to address the
diners.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
GRID TEAMS PRIME
FOR TITULAR CLASH

Waverly and Apache gridmen are
tolling these days as they never have
before in preparation for their an
nual gridiron struggle Sunday in
Griffith Stadium in a game that will
decide the 150-pound championship of
1924. Play will start at o'clock
They have waged several note
worthy battles against the unlimited
teams hereabout and ought to pro-
duce some foot ball of the first order.
Rivalry between the two clubs
dates back to 1920.
Fee Colliere and Cornell Of Wav-
erly and Sweeney and Gooch Of the
Apaches are expected to do well.
Arrangements are under way for a
game between the Mercury Juniors
and a picked team from Mount Pleas
ant to be played on December % IN
Griffith Stadium or Union Park for
the benefit Of Bill Mcbride. former
sandlot star, who now is i'll. Cres-
cent Athletic Club and Dewitt Prep
gridmen will compose the Mount
Pleasant aggregation. George Rob-
erts, star of the undefeated Crescents,
probably Will play for Mount
Pleasant.
Mercury Juniors have called
meeting tonight at 423 Seventh street
southwest. Players should report not
later than o'clock
Brooks and KiIIerny were the out
standing players when the Grant foot
ball players downed the Reservoir
Athletic Club, 81 to IL.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
CENTRAL HIGH FIVE
HAS GAME IN YORK

Central Highs bask eters have pick
ed a formidable opponent in the York
Institute for Deaf, that will be met
on the latteTs court, in York, Pa,
tomorrow.
On their showing against the Catho-
lie University freshmen the Blue and
White tossers should extend their
Pennsylvania hosts, Dezendorf, Moser
Dean, Hale and Mcdonald probably will
start for Central. .
Gonzaga Highs quint planned to
tackle the Sacred Heart five Of Bal
timore today in the / street gym
nasium. The Techites will oppose
Gonzaga tomorrow at the same place,
while Hyattsville High School will
be entertained on the following day
Business will face Ganzaga Tuesday
on the latter's court. Enright, Nee,
Quinn, O'Donoghue and Robertson
are expected to play for Gonzaga
Another high school basket ball
team fell before the Catholic Uni
Versity freshmen yesterday when
Eastern was downed in hotly con-
tested 26-to-23 tilt The BrookIand
yearlings now have to defeat West
ern in order to claim victories over
all of the five high school Quints
Eastern forced it's rivals to freeze"
the ball in the waning minutes and
presented clever goal shot in Heeke,
who cut the cords for four double
deckers. Harvey of the first-year
team accounted for as many court
goals.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
CALIFORNIA U. COACH
LAUDS PENN ELEVEN

BERKELEY. Calf. December 10
Foot ball practice at the University
of California has bee resumed with
the return of Coach Andy Smith from
the East and stiff work outs are plan
ned for the next week to condition
the Bears for their game with Penn
sylvania here New Year day.
Smith watched Pennsylvania tri-
umph over Cornell. 20 to 0.
Penn is. the strongest defensive
team in the East" he said. I'm that
respect I don't hesitate to place It
ahead of Yale or Dartmouth. In
scouting Penn for it's weaknesses
was at a loss for I could find no weak
spots in either attack or defense.
we will be prepared to meet the
best the East has to offer and that's
about as far as l would like to go in
the way of predicting"
Evening star., 1924-12-19
SCHOOL SOCCERISTS
PLAY ANOTHER TIE

Blow School soccer players, fight
ing with their backs to the wall
against a much heavier opponent,
still are in the running in the ele-
mentary school championship series
as a result of their second tie score
with Park View in the third titular
engagement. The 1-to-1 deadlock
yesterday after two extra periods Of
play was a thriller and will give
the Blow eleven another chance to
even the series Monday, when Park
View is met at the Plaza Fairgrounds,
starting at $3.50 o'clock.
A victory for Park View yesterday
would have given 1t the title, as 1t
already has one game to its credit.
Two youngsters who have figured
prominently in this years champion
ship series again flashed to the lime
light yesterday. Archie Lilies OF the
Blow team and Harry Lippold of
Park View played consistently well
throughout. The former youngster
accounted for a goal. Rine of Park
View registered a tally in the last
few minutes of play.
Both teams played stellar games
defensively, although neither ap-
peared to have enough power to ad-
vance the ball to great extent
Evening star., 1924-12-19
NURMI GETS ACCUSTOMED
TO RUNNING ON BOARDS

NEW YORK, December 1e.-Paavo
Nurmi, Finnish Olympic champion, is
fast becoming accustomed to indoor
running, and in his latest workout
said that the lameness that had ac-
companied his previous tests had en-
tirely disappeared.
Nurmi has invested in four pairs of
running shoes for experimental pur-
poses, two with rubber heels and two
with short indoor spikes.
He previously had announced he
would not use spikes.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
Again Under Fire Sia Excess Bo1e1ig Western Conference
IOWA AVENUE GIRLS
KEEP BASKET TITLE

Fair sex tossers OF the Iowa Ave-
nue. playground team defended the
city playground basket ball title they
won last year by trouncing the Rose
dale girls, 19 to 9, in the final titular
game yesterday.
The two-time victors entered the
game with four of last years regu-
lars in the lineup and soon demon
strated their superiority, with Clara
Alderton leading the way. Iowa Ave-
nue. was leading, 9 to 4, at half-tim
and never was headed
Virginia Monk of the winners dis
played keen eye at goal shooting
Maude N. Parker. director of girls
activities in the local Fairgrounds,
was in charge of this years series
Evening star., 1924-12-19

This will increase a feeling, already
evident, that financial reasons alone
demand that a majority Of games
should be played at home.
Whether the fact has been over
looked or not, it is none the less true
that in an effort'to get home contests
Big Ten rivalries are being neglected
Minnesota, for example, plays the first
seven of her eight 1925 foot ball
games at home in the new stadium al
Minneapolis, but only two Of these
home games are with conference out-
fits.
Conference Games Missing.
Chicago plays five Of her games a.
home, and the sixth Is with neighbor
ing Northwestern. The seventh Is
down-state, at Urbana, and the eightL
is with Pennsylvania, at FrankliH
Field. Only three of Chicagos hou-
games are with conference elevens.
Illinois plays five games at horae
only two of which are with Big Ter
teams. OF Iowa's five home game
two will be against conference men
bers. Northwestern meets five team
at home, two of them Big Ten con.
binations. Purdue has five games =
home and only one against a confer
ence sister. And SO 1t goes through
out the conference.
In other words, in order to get HON.
contests conference rivalries are bein
neglected. OF teams outside the confer-
ence Notre Dame has two Big TeH
games, Wabash three, Butler two, South
Dakota two and Pennsylvania tive
Other outside teams that are hooked zap
with conference outfits are Grinnei
Nebraska, Carleton, Depauw, Iowa
State, Wooster, Ohio Wesleyan, Mich
gan Aggies, North Dakota, Arkansas
Tulane, Southern California, Navy ard
Columbia
Obviously the Big Ten is going to
crease it's membership. or else 1t is goIuE
to cease to be a schedule-making UNI
and become only a regulatory body.
In this latter field the conference Or
ganization has been eminently success
full in theory and to a large degree IN
practice. At the recent conference meet
ing in Chicago Nebraska and the NIichi-
gan Aggies applied for admission, and
within three years a dozen other Middl.
Western colleges will be in position L.
claim similar recognition.
It would take one more deeply veTsed
know what is going to be done about
problems not only Of the future but those
that already exist.
Meanwhile the Southern Conference
has problems of it's town, too. Viewing
the plight of the Dixie organization, the
Big Ten certainly would have no incen-
tive TO increase its membership ma
terially.
Evening star., 1924-12-19

swings, started forward easily and
with perfect rhythm, then threw
them. Needless to say, the focus was
fastened on the exact spot where the
sledges were to hit. Their move
mentS were natural, easy, graceful
and effective. The golfer would do
well to understand that the golf club
Ii swung I'm the same way. Keep the
body free of stiffness and rigidity,
exactly MS these men with the
sIedges did. Imagine the result had
they parnlyzed their muscles with
rigidity just as they started each
blow. The golf swing is easy and
natural-almOst devoid of effort when
correctly made.
(Copyright 1924)
Evening star., 1924-12-19

Thompson, Coleman, Eckloff, Far
rel. Spittle. Clayton and Sweeney,
who have had considerable court ex
perience with the local lightweight
teams, have cast their lot with the
Mount Rainiers. Any hope the Mary
landers have OF figuring in this years
race will be considerably frightened
II they dispose of the Warwick COM
bination. Manager Bud Bellman of
Mount Rainier intends to arrange an
unusually attractive schedule this
season. He is receiving challenges
at Hyattsville 521-R after 5 o'clock.
Truxton Seniors will strive to NOW
down Peck Athletic Club tomorrow
night in game starting at $50
o'clock on the formers court. Fillius
Kipp, Nauts, Bangs and Phillips will
play for the Truxtons. Folliard, Mills,
Donohue, Nevilles, Simonds and Smith
also are in the Truxton squad. Games
with the quint may be arranged by
calling Manager Humphrey at Main
1853 between and $50 o'clock.
Virginia Orioles, who have copped
the basket ball championship of
northern Virginia for the past three
seasons, are hankering for action in
the 135-pound class, according to
Manager J. S. Hall at Alexandria
1158-W.
ST. Mary's juniors of Alexandria,
who were trounced by the Western
Presbyterian quint in 41-to-22
match, will entertain winton Ath-
letic Club tonight at Alexandria and
the Wanderer Athletic Club next
Tuesday night. Manager Latham of
st. Mary's is casting about for games
at Alexandria 1902 Clarke of We St
ern Presbyterian played well against
st. Mary's last night.
Columbia Juniors had an easy time
downing the Adath five, % to IA
Manager O'Brien of the Colum bi a
team is seeking games at Columbia
9710-W.
Sheeks. Langhenry and Harding
displayed their wares to good effect
when the Warlow Juniors took the
measure of the Sherwood five, 33 to %
Government Printing Office quint,
averaging 140 pounds, hopes to make
Evening star., 1924-12-19

United States Coli Association.
Those who appeared before the
ramera were: Robert T. Jones, jr,
national amateur champion: Max r.
Marston. former national champion;
cyril j. H. Tolley of England, British
and French title holder Of former
years; Robert r. Gardner, former
American champion; Jesse p. Gull
ford, the Boston siege gun; George
Won Elm, twice leader in the North
west; d. Clarke Corkran, medalist Of
the amateurs in 1924; Francis Ouimet,
open champion in 1913 and amateur
champion in 1914, and DR.. 0. +. Will
ing, Pacific Northwest and Oregon
champion.
The films, comprising four reels of
1000 feet each, feature the grips,
stances and swings used by these
players in employing driver, brassie,
midiron. mashie, niblick and putter.
The study at natural speed is follow
ed by the same movement under mo-
tion so slow that everybodys action
is apparent.
In the putting exhibitions, under
slow motion, the little sphere moves
toward the cup with a heart-rending
hestancy. which caused the spectators
at the first official showing to groan
and sigh in turn. All pictures were
taken at Ardmore during the ma
tional amateur tournament this Fall.
The faultless pivoting of Jones, the
upright stand of Marston, the toe
ing in" of Tolley and the CLOSE to the
body" position of Gardner's hands
and arms are depicted. Ouimet dem
nnstrates his overlapping grip, Cork
ran his powerful drive. with a shower
of divots that resembles the explo-
sion OF d smell, and Won Elm, left
shoulder push" that is known to no
other golfer of prominence.
These films are available for golf
clubs throughout the country at small
cost.
Evening star., 1924-12-19

The 1924 competition produced one
defect which undoubtedly will be
remedied by the rules committee.
That was in connection with the
kickoff. 1t appears to be generally
conceded that the point of kick off
should be returned from the 50-yard
line, the center of the field, to the
40. in order that the numerous touch
backs of the past season will not
happen again.
I Would Curb Forward Pass.
Recently, however, there has de-
veloped an onslaught on another de-
partment of the game, one which
nearly a score of years ago changed
the entire method of play. Coaches
are mobilizing to curb the forward
pass. In this group are Harold Kid"
Gore, coach of the Massachusetts
Agricultural College eleven; l.. c.
Boles, director of athletics at Woo
ster College in Ohio, and Foster San
ford, former coach at Rutgers. and
Leslie Mann, back field coach at
Springfield College.
Gore would award three points for
3 touchdown by pass and eliminate
the run by the receiver. He terms
the as'ial method of advancing the
ball menace and in this he is sup
ported by both Sanfard and Boles.
Treasurer Fred w. Moore of the Har-
ward Athletic Association and a mem
ber of the Intercollegiate rules COM
mittee, says that the matter will re-
ceive consideration and that the re-
suits of 1924 games indicate that
some teams weaker in many de-
partments have scored victories by
forward passing
Opponents to change in the for
ward pass contend that Mr.. Moore
has overlooked the possibility that
some of these defeated teams, strong
er though they may have been IN
many other departments, must have
been weak in defense against the
pass to lose the games.
Mann Has Novel Ideas.
Mann, who played foot ball in his
student days, but of recent years has
been an outfielder in major league
base ball, seeks to eliminate the point
after touchdown, and the runs after
either recovery of d tumble or the
fnterception of a forward pass.
Coach Mann, who also is in charge
of basket ball at Indiana University,
is against curtailing the use of the
pass by the offensive team.
ITO curtail the use of the forward
pass as an offensive weapon would
rob the game of its most spectacular
play, cheat the public out of many
Of the thrills now derived from
watching a foot ball contest and
place the gridiron game back where
it was before the aerial attack came
into general adoption" he says.
Evening star., 1924-12-19

Quired to swing
sledges while fore
ing one of the big
u1Hight gfrders
into q fit. They
were unaware of
1T, of course, but
their swings with
their sledges were
p e r f e c t golf
swings. i was Pc
culiarly Impress
ed with how these
men "threw the
hip into 1t" just
as the sledge
struck the steel.
They drew back
their sledges with
uAIf-. .A4 l
Evening star., 1924-12-19
SANDE EXPECTS TO RIDE
EARLY IN THE SUMMER

CAMBRIDGE. Mass, December 10
Earl Sande. star jockey, who was
badly crushed in fall at Saratoga
Springs last Summer, hobbled to the
door of his fathe r-in-law, T Harry
Casey, here yesterday, to say that he
was winning his fight for health and
strength and expected to be back on
the race track once more
Smiling. Sande said he hoped to
have the splints removed from his
injured leg in few weeks
The doctors have assured him he
will be able to walk and ride as well
as ever.
Sande said he would be in the sad
die again about the first of May.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
STRAYER'S GIRLS TEAM
TO PLAY ALEXANDRIANS

Strayer College will send it's newly
organized girls team against the St.
Nary's sextet of Alexandria tonight
On the latter's court, in Lyceum Hall.
The game will start at o'clock
Mabel Yassell, Fern Gingell, Nellie
Coynor. Jessie Jones, Irene Michel
bach, Marie Suter, Jane Hayden, Do
rothy Carr and Loyola Nichols will
play for the Strayer team. Chal-
lenges are being received by Marie
Suter at the Strayer College.
Princess girl tossers opened their
season by whipping the Interior De-
partment six, 81 to l, last night.
Douglas and Totten of the victors
gave good accounts of themselves.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
OLD RIVALRIES IGNORED
In HOME GAME BOOKING
Big Ten Teams Go Outside of Fold for Engagement.
Likely to Help Defray Cost of Construction of
Monstrous Athletic PIants
BY LAWRENCE PERRY.

EW YORK, December 19-There
West OF split radical in
would not be surprising if something happened
distant
If will
attended
demand for home ONE sched
Illinois, Minnesota and Purdue
Northwestern will have
Thus 1925 will member OF
theaters of accommodation.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
Basket Ball Yesterday

At Gettysburg, "a;
Blue Ridge College, II.
At HamfIton-Colgate, 4s; Hobart.
81.
At MfddIet0vn Wesleyan, Al;
Franklin and Marshall. 27.
At Aibany-Afbany Y. NJ. C. A., 81 ;
Auburn, 80.
At New YOrk-Maine, "A; Univer-
sfty Club ~.
At Burlfn2ton-Vermo AZ; Mas
sachusetts Normal, 22.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
MICHIGAN U. BALL TEAM
WILL TAKE TRIP SOUTH

By the Associate Press.
ANN ARBOR, Mich, December 10
University OF Michigan's base ball team
will make an eight-game tour Of the
South and play two games with Syra-
cuse at Syracuse before beginning the
regular Western Conference schedule.
The games include:
Clemson at Clemson, s, c., April 13
and IA.
Fort Bening at Columbus, Ca, April
15 and 16.
Georgia at Athens, Ga, April IT
and Is.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
SEEKS EUROPEAN DRIVER.

I. E. ("Pop'D Myers, general man
ager of the Indianapolis Motor Speed
way Company, has gone to Europe to
enlist entries of foreign racing driv-
ers who are to compete in the thir-
teenth international 500-mile auto
mobile race. to be held here, as usual.
next May 80.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
GENERALS FILL LIST,

LEXINGTON, Va, December 10
Washington and Lee will play Fur
man in foot ball here on October 8.
The game completes the Generals
1925 schedule, which includes games
with Pitt, Princeton, West Virginia,
Kentucky, v. P. l., Virginia, North
Carolina State, Maryland and Florida
Evening star., 1924-12-19

an impressive showing in basket ball
competition this season. Manager
Teddy Walter, Lincoln 1882, is book
ing games between 5 and o'clock
Corby's five is big favorite to win
over Palace Athletic Club tonight, in
the Congress Heights Gymnasium, in
game starting at $40 o'clock. Rose
dale Juniors and Petworth Boys Club
will be opponents in a preliminary
tilt. beginning at 1880 o'clock. The
Corby basketeers will play host to
the Old Dominion Boat Club Sunday
with the Rosedale Juniors and the
Kanawha five meeting in the pre-
liminary match.
Irish Midgets were forced TO hustle
all the way to beat the st. Patrick
quint in 32-to27 engagement. Proc
tor and Parrot of the victors and
Harding of the losers were in the
limelight.
Royce Athletic Club lost its first
game of the season to Epiphany
Juniors, who won, 26 to 20. Harvey
of the Royce combination led both
teams at scoring. Braddock and Nc
Gowan played creditably for the win
ners.
Delta Sigma Phi tossers of the
University of Maryland lowered the
colors of the Company F quint Of the
Hyattsville National Guard, in a "a
toll match. Snyder of the Old Liners
accounted for five court goals.
Epiphany Juniors added another
victim to their list by disposing of
Argyle Athletic Club, 80 to 6. Ourand
of Epiphany registered three baskets.
Evening star., 1924-12-19
CHECK ON AERIAL PLAY
NEEDED, SOME DECLARE
Cry Against Overhead Attack Is Raised by Eastern
Mentors Mainly-Suggested That Touchdown
From Heave Count Three Points.
By the Associated Press.

EW YORK December 19Coege ball. which provided
100000 spectators listen
coaches.
OF rushing
Pacific
declared
should be changes
panz ton nnees in York