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ToDAY's SERIES GAME.
ToDAY's SERIES GAME
Mats o D
Giants I
Phantom Game Series
May End Today

b II. .. THOMAS.

Today may offer the final Opportunity Warrington base.
ball bugs to in operation the and effective
method Of reproducing baseball games in the United States
Marines panOme Of the world SERIES conducted by the
Washington Baseball Club American League Park with
the Marine Corps and members Of The Washington Times
staff cooperating.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1924-04-21
ROTARY CONFERENCE

Bismarck will be host the Rotary clubs of the Ninth
district next Thursday and Friday. While participation is
largely limited Roarans this is really Bismarcks
and the reputation this city has established for hos
pitality should be maintained
There will be 700 800 progressive businessmen of the
Northwest many accompanied by their wives. Probably
25O 300 will be here and it is small venture to
provide entertainment for this number The task will be
easy every citizen of Bismarck lends hand and feels that
it his duty to reflect the real Rotary spirit whether men,
Der of that organization not Every progressive business
is Rotarian at heart for the of Rotary the
practice of the Golden Rule in business-s not exclusively
Rotarian attribute.
Bismarck will number among its guests very promi
nent in the business world. Crawford Mccullough OF
Fort William, Ont, is past president of International
Rotary organization that numbers nearly 100000 mem
bers Dr. Charles Prosser of the Dunwoody Institute stands
beloved poet laureate, guest of honor International
of New Orleans the Ice Cream King of New Orleans
operates large factories bank director and promi
nent in various business enterprises.
Last but least o. B. McCntock prominent business
of Minneapolis, civic worker and genuine Rotarlan
In his to Rotarahs to attend the Bismarck Con
ference he pays this tribute to the Capital City:
appreciation of the Importance and meaning OF this
great assembly of Rotaans has been demonstrated and
empied by the fine cooperation of Host Club at BIS
marck in the great preparation they have made for usMos
Assuredly-YOU HAVE BUSINESS AT BISMARCK
Bismarck should snap into the job of host great civic
duty and special privilege seldom coming to city of this
SEE
There is every evidence that the fine western STANDARD
&C hospitality characteristic of Bismarck will be maintained
and exceeded on this occasion.
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TTS2MW4GEE1M4E$R
LOVE-? HOT DIGGETY DOG!
SOCIETY

SOCIETY
Mrs. Gossip, the old cat, she al
ways walks home from a party be-
cause bouncing around in an auto
makes her forget half of what she
learned. Sadie Glublub, the pump
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Glublub,
got started to laughing last evening
and gained two pounds before she
could stop
EDITORIAL
If Australia could be placed in the
Atlantic Ocean it would fill up the
space between Great Britain and
America. But this space is more
valuable to the United States while
it is full of ocean. So let's leave
Australia where she is.
GARDEN HINTS
Do not hold an umbrella over you,
plants to keep them from getting
wet. Water will not hurt them.
CLEAN NEWS =
After washing the windows you
+, may be able to find the collar but
tons and other things lost during the
long winter months.
TO STAY SINGLE
To stay single through June be
come fish peddler and never change
your clothes before date.
HOW TO MARRY
| Any girl can marry any man II sh'
can stay quiet while he talks him
self into thinking he is crazy abcu
her.
MUSIC NOTES
The first thing to do if you wan
to be Grand Opera singer is to b
born inE some foreign country an
have funny name.
ADVERTISING
Have you peristalsis? You
friends won't tell you. Then HOY
oan you find out? We don't know
It's your hard luck. not ours.
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THE LEAGUE CAN'T SETTLE
THE JAPANESE DISPUTE

There Is no doubt about the at
titude of the United States toward
the proposal OF Japan that the
League of Nations should settle
the immigration controversy. That
answer is, No.
1t makes no difference no"
moderately Japan may phrase us
proposal. According to Count Is.
Kawamura, who is passing through
the United States on his way to
brussels, where he will represent
his country at the League of Ma
tions conference, Japan Will ask
the members Of the League to make
and enforce an immigration agree
ment which would prevent the
emigration from any country to any
: country OF lower classes ana
would freely admit all higher
class" immigration.
No doubt if such an agreement
were effected by the League, strong
efforts would be made TO induce
the United States to subscribe 10
Il That, of course, will be Japan )
main purpose in submitting cne
proposal; for her principal emf
grafton problem is that OF emil
grafton to the United States.
Japan should understand at once
that it is not the class OF Jap
anese immigration to which the
United States objects. 1t IS jap
anese immigration Of any sort. IL
would make no difference If all the
Japanese immigrants were or the
nobility. They would still he Jap
anese; and because they were Jap
anese we would be afraid to let
, them in.
That is the word: afraid. 1t
/ is because we are afraid OF havlnS
huge Japanese colonies within our
| boundaries that we are preparing
to stop all Japanese immigration.
| ThOughtful, patriotic men are Serl-
| ously afraid of this menace. IL
Japanese immigration were or d
superior sort, the menace would
moi he one whit lessened. We are
not calling our Japanese imml'
grants inferior. We are calling
them different They are so differ
cnt that they cannot merge with US.
And 50 we are determined to keep
them out.
And therefore we cannot discuss
this matter with the League OF Ma
lions, nor can we submit to any
form of arbitration. In this case II
is no eXaggeratiOn to say tha'
there is nothing to arbltrate
America cannot be half white and
half yellow.
1t would have been better for
both countries if the Japanese am
bassador had subdued his pen IN
his recent note. In that event, we
might have included Japan in
per cent 1890 quota, thereby prac'
tically wiping out her immigra'
ten: or, better still, the two ma
tions might have concluded a mu'
tual exclusion treaty.
But all thought of that is nov
too late. Probably the best .thins
now would be for Secretary
Hughes to suggest to. Japan that J
accomplish the effect Of mutua
exclusion treaty by enacting law
which would bar American imml
grafton, just as Congress is enact
ing a law to bar japanese lmml
grafton.
In any event, the League of Ma
tons will find it fruitless to at
tempt to intervene. The Unite'
States is determined to bar Jap
!, anese immigrants, because the.
, cannot become part Of the Amer
lean people. And there is room 10
none but Americans under tn
American flag. - Chicago Journa
= pf Commerce.
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ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

where to neXt? asked Mister
Mugs, as Nancy and Nick stepped
into the magic automobile. They
were going to have another adven-
ture in Once Upon-a-T Time Land.
Lets 90 to see Aladdin" said
Nick
"Aladdin!' cried Mister Mugs.
why, l had almost forgotten about
him. Well go to see him at once
and ask him if he still has the Won
derful lamp that he found in a
cave
So the little car came at last to a
gorgeous Chinese city, where the
/ houses had rubes for door knobs,
emeralds for roof tiles and diamonds
for window panes.
But before they had passed the
first gate the little car stopped stony
still and wouldn't move. 'fR'F
Well, l declared said. Mister
hammered and shook the magic auto
mobile. This is the very first time
I've had any trouble with this ma
chine. Magic automobiles are sup
posed never to get out of order
He looked in the radiator.
why, it's as dry as bone! he
cried. That's what's wrong
There's trough said Nick,
land | see queer crooked little ket-
tie near it. I'll 60 and bring YOU
some water.
Which heidi.
He was just about to toss the
queer little kettle Of thing away
when Mister Mugs said quickly
Here, let me see that thing.
Nick passed it over and the fairy
man looked it over closely.
IF I'm not mistaken, this is
magic he remarked. And he gave
it rub with his coat sleeve.
Suddenly an enormous genie ap
peared in the air. about the ugliest
creature you ever saw in your life.
What is your wish? l am here
, to do your bidding, and the othel
, slaves of the lamp" he said in l.;
: laundering voice.
THE wicked magician from Afric;
came in the night and stole the LAM
} from Aladdin. But robbers attackc,
| him as he left the city and took al
he had. When they saw the lam
, they thought it was worthless an
threw it into yon ditch. Whoeve
l possesses the lamp owns it's slave
l also. The boy who picked it up i
now our master"
= "Oh, don't want. you,' stammer
= cd poor Nick. lin much obligc
I just the same
1 But we can make you king of tn
a earth" said the genie, land bull
you cities more magnificent tina
4 this
: Mono, thank you" said NicI
r "If you'll just give us a push. "
n will take the lamp back to Aladdin
You'd better stay with him. I'm tc
Il little to be king anyway, and
g wouldn't know what to do with !,
G Of cities
s Aladdin was ovcrjoyed at the r.
! turn ofshis precious lamp.
e The three visitors spent the DIS
G with him and his princess and h.
y fine time.
> (TO Be Continued
: Copyright. 1924. NEA Service. Inc
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Tom Sims Says

After all is said and done the
trouble in Washington right now IA
moro is being SAID than done.
Electricity travels 100000 miles
a minute, arriving just SO seconds
behind bad news.
Women want tho last word in talk-
ing and in clothes.
The crazy stunts pulled in cirens
rings arc not as funny as some OF
the stunts pulled in political rings.
In the annual spring drive of mo.
torists against trains no train casual
ties have been reported so far.
1t never has occurred to Germany
that she could settle the rcpara;i ION
problems BY paying.
Once they married in haste and re.
pented at leisure; now they marry in
spring and repent in summer.
A good rain helps to hquidate tho
| farmers debts.
Concrete facts and concrete head:
don't always mix.
! Up to now the war veterans await
ing a bonus from Congress have
found every hour zero hour,
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THE JAP-AMERICAN DEADLOCK

1t is to be hoped that the Japanese ambassador in his
attempt prevent discrimination against his people in mml
grant legislation and Congress- it's prompt refusal to
grant his request, have both done their worst.
x The ambassadors plea may may not have been a
veied threat as characterized the floor of the
Senate. If it really offensive the response of the Senate
was sufficient answer.
1t may be that deadlock between the two countries
this question was inevitable later and that neither
country recede honoraby from it's position Japan nat
uraly objects to being Disseminated against racial
grounds and the United States naturally wants to establish
adequate safeguards against Asiatc immigration by
venting entering wedge in the form of quota for Japan
the basis white countries At any rate imme
diate treaty is likely either side
That should end the incident. Any further ebulton in
Congress the American press is unnecessary There
need be trouble despite the hurt feelings of proud
ton, if there is gratutous insult.
The Japanese representatives may be expected to act and
speak with courtesy despite their American
representatives official and unofficial should take to
do likewise If not they will stir up needless bitterness be-
tween two countries which lately have shown fine spirit
of friendly understanding and which ought to live in peace
and amity fellow guardians of peace the Pacific
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KEEPING FAITH WITH
THE DEAD

1t was a dramatic moment In the
British House of Commons when
the labor ministry announced
plans for the reversal of the ira
ditional foreign policy Of the en-
pire by making secret treaties an
impossibility. 1t was more than
dramatic-it was historic.
If the 100000 boys buried in
bloody graves in the late war have
not shocked civilized nations into
the abandonment of the sinister
system of old school diplomacy.
they died in vain. If that war
meant nothing more than the
crushing of Germany it meant all
too little The men who fought and
died believed it meant the ending
of a system--and they believed it
because the responsible statesmen
of the world gave them that solemn
assurance.
When Wilson made his declara-
tion of war on secret treaties, Eng
lish statesmen told the English
people that they acquiesced. And
unless veracity is not as much q
virtue for rulers as for plain peo-
Pile, it is not easy to understand
/ why there should have been a "sen'
sation" when the British labor
ministry announced program il
harmony with the solemn pledge.
The meeting of politicians benin,
doors. closed and locked, for thu
negotiation of treaties that pledge
the lives of boys on battlefields i:
an intolerable exercise 1of powel
that ought not to exist. Thes'
secret understandings, without tn
knowledge of the people who pa.
the piper and furnish the fighters
have been the curse of the centlpr
les.
They were the outstanding ours
in the peace congress when Wilson
was confronted with treaties sec
reilly negotiated
The plan proposed by the Mac
Donald ministry will strip the for
eign office Of its mystery. 1t will
give the people an opportunity t
know the nature of the bargain
into which they enter. And it Wi
make sinister, war-prOvoking un
derstandings impossible or impro!
able. a.
The Macdonald ministry has on
outstanding virtue--it is trying I
keep the promise made TO the me
who died on Flanders fields. b. An
there ought to he nothing sense
tional in that.-New York Evenin
Mail.
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;|EE|E$|$9;9)

but the hunger must be there or else
the pleasure doesn't mean a thing.
You find yourself a-whining cause
YOU really do not care for anything
that mattresses may bring.
Well, say, that surely isn't as it
really ought to be. When huhgcrs
shy you know there's something
wrong. and here's the honest answer.
if YOU leave that point to me; you've
been nibbling in between meals all
day long.
Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, 1nc)
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WOMEN CERTAINLY ARE FINE
EnTES

WOMEN CERTAINLY ARE FINE
FOLKS
Love? Hot ,diggety dog! Some
people say that's all there is. They
may be mistaken at times, but not
during this month.
Women, as we have said, are nice
people. They look swell and are fine
folks to hold hands with on MOON
lii night.
Women have two eyes and a nose.
You can look at the eyes and increase
your vocabulary. The. nose is soft
and warm. 1t sidetracks easily, skid
ding off your own quick as every
thing.
They hare lips. And, as someone
once said. There never were two
pairs. Of lips that wouldn't fit"
Eove7 Hold 'er, Newt.
While training to attend base
ball game no fan should neglect his
voice. Special practice is needed fol
yelling at home runs. You can learn
to yell very quickly at home by sit
ting on a tack or On your new hat.
SCHOOL NEWS
1t is spring, and marks On thu
blackboard only remind the small
| how of fishing lines.
AUTO NOTES
Never buy used car from a MAJ
who doesn't ride in it Sunday after
noon. Every car that will run at al
is out then.
~ VACATION NEWS
Distance lends most Of its cnchant
ruant to summer resorts.
a, TOURIST NEWS
While travel broadens one 1t ais
makes one sharp.
FASHIONS
Doesn't an old suit look shabb!
after you get new one?
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No doubt it's true that also You
have lost your appetite at this or
that or else some other time. You
find you fret DER food you get; 1t
doesn't look just right, and Tor
meal you wouldn't give dime.
The pangs of hunger are not there
when it is time to eat, and notl ing
seems to strike your fancy right. The
people at the lunch room have line
up that's treat, but often times you
never eat bite.
There's pleasure, true, in dining,
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center, Cord Landers, 2; Guards Fred
Landers 5, and Ted Anderson a. Sub
stitute Floyd Sunderland 0.
Freshmen 13 points. Forwards Ell
Watkins and Hcinie Danrot 3, Gen.
ter Ernie Benser 4; Guards Ray Nc
Gettigan 2, and Bill Smith /, Sub
stitute, Jim German.
St. Mary's: Forwards Mat Hum
mel 8, Stan Wyciskala 6, Center Jno.
Roehrick 0, Guards Andy Hummel a,
and Vic Cervinski 0. Substitute,
Snyder. ,,1
VIM. Moore: Forwards, Henry
| Brown /, Harry Scroggins 6, Center
Ralph Stcnshoel 8, Guards, Bert Nj
cola O, and Bus Rossin O. Substitute,
Fay Brown The League standing is
as follows: Richholt won five and
lost one, Freshmen wUn :hree and
lost three; St. Mary and VIM. Moore
each won two and lost four.
| The All-Star team as selected by
Mr.. Sorlien, Ed. Alison and Jim o.
son is: Forwards, Ell Watkins and
| Stay Marquette, center, Cord Land
ers, guards, Matt Hummel and Fred
Landers. The second selection is,
forwards, Ben jacobson and Elmer
Benscr, center, Stan Wyciskala,
guards, Ralph Stcnshoel and Heinie
| Danrot; ~
| The VIM. Moore won the second
team league. The following players
represented the VIM. Moore: Fay
Brown, captain, and Jack Cowan for
wards, l.. Hutchinson, center, John
O'Hsre, Doug Yeater and Bill Lair,
guards.
! The grade six league was won by
the Richholt who were represented
lby the following: Harold Yeasley
and Herb Drallc forwards, Bob Aune
center, Ed Agre, Leo Benser and Har-
old Gordon, guards.
The base ball leagues will COM
mencc next week.
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TAKING A FIRM STAND

For the first time in the last four years. county
Saturday in the state reported outpoken oppos
and expressed willingness to go down the line in the
pagn this basis Previously all such conventions have
promised the state industries fair trial Now many be-
eve they have had fair trial. and the trial is such that
the voters ought to be ready to act the question The
Ramsey county convention declared opposition to the
gram the Barnes county convention record against
state commissions and P. G. Harrington, Buregh county
candidate for state SENATOR declared against the Grand Forks
mills continuance state industry.
The question of state socialism, state ndustrasm must
be fought out straight issue later The record
at the present time convncng the trial has been long and
expensive The cost of supporting these industries makes
for high Their abolition could well be included in
economy program.
The question will before the jamestown convention
not the fair trial that convention in the
past has said they should have has been had We believe
that Governor Nestos other state officials and the
ton would be we'll justified in the eyes of cearthinking
voters in holding that this has been done.
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BISMARCK BOYS

The basketball season is brought to
close by Richholt defeating the
high Freshmen % to ID thereby
winning the city championship and
the Knowles shield.
The St. Mary won from the VIM
Moore in a hard fought game. Over
time was necessary to declare win.
ner in this game the Saints finally
winning out 10 to Is. These teams
are tied in third place. The teams
Richholt 20 points; forwards Sly
Marquette s and Elmer Benser s;
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GRAB HIDDEN CASH

Memphis, Tenn, April 21.-Here-
after Aluis Rifauls, lunchroom oper-
ator, will keep his money in bank.
Two strangers entered his place and
ordered huge meal. He, went into
the kitchen to prepare it, leaving his
hat on the counter. When he re-
turned the hat and the customers
were gone. In the sweathand OF the
hat Rifauls had secreted two $40
bills,
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EDITORIAL REVIEW

eoiumn may or may not express
the opinion OF Tho Tribune. They
are paesented here In order that
mr. readers may have both sides
Of important issues which are
being discussed In the press OF
the day.
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A THOUGHT

The Lord is my helper, and ! will
not fear what man shall do unto
me.-Heb. 1886.
To grief there is limit; not so to
fear.-Racon
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Now that Great Britain and sew
eral of the smaller nations have be-
gun to make regular payments on
their debts to the United States as
the result OF negotiations inau'
gurated b, President Harding. AS
sistant Sec: etary Wadsworth is one
OF the busiest federal officials. He
confers with the representatives OF
tba debtor nations as to the man.
ner, amount and time OF payne nts,
and has complete charge OF all tor'
eigp loan transactions.
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LIBRARY DANCE
TO INITIATE SEVEN

A regular meeting of Mandan lodge
No. Ia, Knights of Pytiias will be
held tonight at 8 o'clock. A class of
seven candidates will be initiated in
the first rank. The Bismarck lodge
has been invited to the meeting and
record attendance is expected.
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Great Britain is contemplating ex-
tensive identification Of its railroads
to give work to the unemployed,
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HANFoRD MaeNIDER

The former COMMANDMENT. Chief
Of the American Legion again be
comes nationally prominent through
his election as a delegate to The
Republican National ConventiohA ITO
be held in Cleveland next juno
from his native state of Iowa.
Many members Of the American
Legion are being named as dele
gates to tina Republican convention
from AL sections q the couRtrys -
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IMMUNE

Prof Guyer inocuates several generations of rabbits
with typhoid This develops something in the rabbits
blood that makes their descendants immune to typhoid
The Importance of this is that hereditary immunity to
disease may become possible If the method be applied
to people, many diseases might be gotten under control
few generations.
Canada is now organizing permanent air force Good
idea TO SO for aviation, in country with Canadian roads