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Baked RroIIed Chicken.

Cutlup fowl as for fricassee. Sift
together one-half cupful of flour, one
quarter teaspoonful of salt and pep
per, one-third of a cupful of milk, a
well-beaten egg beat until smooth and
dip each piece of chicken into this bat
ter and then into dry bread crumbs
Place in pan with one-third of cup
full of butter and cook under the gas
fame until well-browned on both sides.
Remove to casserole To two cup
fuls of chicken stock add two cupfuls
of water, boiling hot, and two chicken
bouillon cubes, adding crumbs to the
fat; pour all over the chicken and
bake in slow oven until the chicken
is tender.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-10-24

could and neither overate myself or
underate myself.
l went to bed early and rose fairly
early. Ten to eleven hours of sleep Is
not too much for a growing girl.
remembered that beauty is not only
skin deep but health deep.
did not make candy and ice cream
my staple diet.
/ did not invite rheumatism or pneu-
monia or the flu by wearing silk or
other inadequate underwear In winter.
And l made little prayer for my
self. 1t was this: "Please, God, make
me true blue--to others and to my
self"
90 by Mcclure Newspaper syndicate.)
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Spelling THE
BABY
BY DOUGLAS MALLocH


MY BUSY mother has to sit
AVA And hold the baby quite bit.
It's wrong, my aunt says, doing 1T.
My aunt, she says the more you hold
A baby. then the more they scold
To have you take them. Mother told
My aunt she simply wouldn't try
To cure the baby of it-why,
She simply couldn't let him cryl
Ny aunt, she says-no matter what
My aunt, she says; if right or not,
It's Mothers baby Mothers got.
And Baby is so very small
He cannot walk, but has to crawl;
He can't ar1use himself at all.
But, my, how easy 1t would be
If he was only big, If he
Could just read pictures just like me
10 by Mcclure Newspaper syndicate.)
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-10-24
Through the Glad
Epes Of d Wornan
By Jane Doe
WHEN / WAS A FLAPPER-
By Jane Doe

r WAS warned that the complexion
= of most f1appers is thing of beau
ty until they study the literature round
the cold cream Jars.
remembered what Solomon said
about painting the lily.
Tnever INDUCED in face messages or
electrical vibro treatments for the
skin / am leaving that to the thir-
ties.
l only used powder on special party
occasions and then my ma always
rubbed it off at the last moment.
lived out in the open as much as /
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Reflections Of a
Bachelor Girl
By HELEN ROWLAND

T Owe is like homemade wine: one
~ kiss too much, one raisin too
maryland pouf, crash-there's moth
ing left
1t Is hare to say which suffers
worse: woman holding her breath
while her husband hunts for the hooks
on the back of her evening gown, or
a man holding his breath while his
wife tries to repeat his favorite funny
story.
A perfect evening Of "souI-com-
partnership" is one after which the
girl and the man 60 home each feel
ing that the other has been thoroughly
and successfully "vamped."
All q girl needs In order to be
perfect stenographer Ia the tact of
divorce lawyer, the patience of Job,
the rapidly of fireman, the GOODNESS
of a surgeon, the acuteness of a mind
reader, the nerves of q clam and the
temper of an angel. And yet men
wonder why a girl possessing all those
virtues would rather be a young mans
"sIaye" than an old mans office fix
ture
Alas, II a woman tries to restrain
man from INDUCING In his little
follies, she is ''nagging him to destruc-
tion," and If she doesn't she is "let-
ting him go to destruction" So, what
can poor wife dol
The art Of preserving love consists
in never permitting the flame to be-
come either too dim or too intense.
Love, like a pudding, should be
neither frozen nor burnt out, but kept
last "slmmerlne," forever.
Love is a beautiful symphony-tO
which a man insists on adding innu-
mel Able little interludes.
Advice to the friends and families
of bridal pair: Keep off the grass"
in the matrimonial Gardel Of Eden
20 by Helen Rowland)
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; Mother, Cook Book !


When 1t shall be said in any country
In the world, My poor are happy;
neither ignorance nor distress is to be
found upon them; my jails are empty
of prisoners, my streets Of beggars; the
aged are not In want, the taxes are
not oppressive; the rational world is
my friend, because / am a friend of it's
happiness"--when these things can be
said, then may that country boast of
ITS constitution and Its government
Thomas Paine.
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cuticura soothes itching Scalp.

cuticura soothes Itching Scalp.
On retiring gently rub spots of dam
druff and itching with Cuticura Oint-
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have clear skin and soft, white
hands.-Advertisem
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-10-24
Heavy Death Duties

Nearly $7,500,000 was paid in death
duties ON the estate of Sir Emil Rop-
ner. a British ship owner, who left an
estate of $1S,O00,000.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-10-24
Protecting Mems RIGHTS

The habeas corpus act was pissed
In 1879, and provided that a prisoner
or witness must be presented In per
son before the judge or tribunal.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-10-24

Beware of the man who is always
confessing his faults but never trying
to correct them.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-10-24
Habitat: u. S. A.

Teacher-What is the best-known
native American animal?
Johnny-The hot dog.-Life.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-10-24

wright's Indian Vegetable Pills are not
only purgative They exert tonic action
on the digestion. Test them yourself pows
372 Pearl ST., N. Y. Adv.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-10-24

1t pays some men to be honest, be-
cause they have less competition.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-10-24

Thicker the stock and serve poured
over the legs.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-10-24
FOOD FOR THE FAMILY

A VERY pretty and good-fiavored
salad is prepared from honeydew
melon, Cut the melon into sections
two inches wide and remove the skin.
Place on tender white leaves of lettuce
Or endive. On the melon arrange, al
ternately, sections of orange and
grapefruit, or fresh pears Garnish
with fresh berries, maraschino cher
ries, or, lacking these, cubes of bright
colored jelly. Serve with French
dressing in which few chopped can
died cherries. q little candied pineap-
pie, green plum or preserved strawber-
lies, all chopped, are added.
When serving choice luncheon to a
small number try:
Stuffed Chicken Legs.
Take the legs from the chicken be-
fore cooking. remove the bones and
stuff the cavity with chicken stuhing.
Put into a baking dish. add chicken
roth TO cover; cover the dish and
ook Owsy until the meat is tender.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-10-24

The young lady across the way says
woman's gentle influence is now being
felt everywhere In the business world
and she sees by the paper that SEN
timent is ruling even in Wall Street.
60 by Mcclure Newspaper syndicate.)
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You Have Heard That
New York Has No Heart:
1t Has!
Times Square Is the Heart
of New York

We are getting under way Personal Serv-
ice station" at Times Square that supplies
the great need for a rendezvous for resident
and visitor. We furnish, at popular prices,
all OF the conveniences Of hotel except
the sleeping facilities.
The plan has logical and definite posst-
biities of amazing profits because 1t fills an
acute existing need. There is nothing else
like II in New York. The corporation ~
a New York Corporation. We wish to sell
who come to New York frequently and who
have realized the great need for this serv-
fee Communicate with Service & Comfort
stations Of America. Inc. 1906 Broadway,
New York.
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Grape SPONGE.

Put one-half cupful os grape juice.
one-half tablespoonful Of gelatin, few
grains of salt, and sugar to taste in
the top of a double boiler. When rhe
gelatin is dissolved, strain, place IN a
bowl in pan of Ice water, and when
1t begins to thicken beat with an egg
beaten until very light Add one
stiffly beaten egg white, mold AMI chill.
Serve with thin. boiled custard, or
with cream.
N.,,4 No. ne
90. 1924. Western Newspaper Union,
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Advice to the friends and families
of bridal pair: Keep off the grass"
in the matrimonial Gardel Of Eden
20 by Helen Rowland)
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1924-10-24

Love is a beautiful symphony-tO
whica man insists on adding innu-
mel Able little interludes.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
GEORGIA GOLD MINES
COSTLY TO OPERATE
DIR. McCallie Says Industry May
Cease Unless New Method
Is Developed

ATLANTA, GA, March 24-Pro.
duction of gold in Georgia, now at q
low ebb is likely to continue Oh
the downward trend unless some
cheaper method or process of mining
the metal is found, according to DR..
S. W. McCallie, state geologist.
The value of the yearly output Ct
gold in the state has dropped from
a high mark of ,295 reached
in 1845, to approximately $500 in
1922, it was pointed out.
If some method or process could
devised to extract the gold at less
cost than isnow possible, the gold
mining industry in the state would
probably go ahead with rush, DR..
McCallie said. There are many rich
veins in the gold mining section re-
naming to be worked, and, thus far,
the greater part of the gold has been
produced by placer mining.
DR.. McCallie attributed the slump
in production to the increasing cost
of labor and materials which dates
back to the beginning Of the world
War.
He stated that prior to the World
War. when labor could be had at a
low figure, gold mining operations
We're carried on in the state on an
extensive scale and during the
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
UTILITIES COMP AANIES
SENDING IN REPORTS
Various Concerns Operating in
Georgia Report on Annual
Earnings

ATLANTA. Ca, March 24.-An
nual reports of 1923 of the various
utilities companies operating in the
state are being received by the
Georgia public service commission.
A number Of the companies which
have filed their reports are:
Augusta Aiken Railway and Flee
ric corporation, Augusta; total rev.
enues $1,O72, Oils total opera
ting expenses $77O,168,8O; net
net earnings, $84,64793.
Athens Railway and Eectric com.
pany Athens; total revenues, $780,
814.39; total operating expenses
S284,157.19; net earnings, $110,-
657.2O.
Savannah Gas Company, Savan-
nah. total revenues, $558,201.91;
total operating expenses, 1878, 025
27; net earnings, $180,176.64;
Central Georgia Power com
pany Macon total revenues, $841'
,085.95; total operating expenses,
$359,679,11; net earning, $481, 406.-
"a;
Georgia Alabama Utilities com
pany Albany; total revenues $685.
233.211; total operating expenses.
$27, 668.75; net deficit, s1,1435.54
South Georgia Public service com
pany Albany; total revenues, $780,
089.50; total operating expenses,
$161,735.00; net earnings, $751;
354.50.
Macon Railway and Light Corn
pany, Macon; total revenues, 1924
041.36; Total operating expenses,
$712,889,99; net earnings, SILL
151.37.
Macon Gas Company, Macon; to-
tai revenues, $312,645.38; total
operating expenses, $227,97O.45:
net earnings, 84,G47.93.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
AoNpAY AFTERNOON, MARCH "a, 1924

years just before the war, the
value of the annual productions was
around $4,000.
As the cost of labor and materials
mounted, many plant owners found
that they could not operate at pro-
lit and consequently production de-
creased he said.
DR., McCallie pointed out, however
that there still remains large depo-
sits Of gold in the state and, more
production will increase in the
future.
The discovery and development
Of Georgia5s gold field form one of
the most interesting chapters i'm
tho history of the state, the geolog-
list stated, calling attention to the
fact that the Georgia fields were, at
one time, the center of gold mining
III the United States.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
DIVISIONAL MISSION
INSTITUTE TO MEET

MIR. L. B. Lott, who probably will
represent Americas Baptists at the
coming meet, today announced the
program of the Divisional Mission
Institute to be held Tuesday and
Wednesday at Moultrie. This
program which is of wide interest
among those interested in mission.
airy endeavor, is as follows:
Tuesday, March 25 - Music,
(quiet and reverent) ; Hymn, Come
Women Wide Proclaim;" Devotional
Service "In Quiet and Confidence"
Isaiah '3O-15; Recognition visit.
ing Brethren and Sisters; Minutes
Messages from all Divisional Off.
GERS and Chairmen of Personal Ser
vice, Mission Study, Stewardship
and White Cross Work; Recogni-
ton of Superirtendants, Young
Peoples Leaders and other associa-
tlonal officers; The Gospel in Song.
Vice Presidents Message; Announce
Embellishments; Noon Hour
Z F. NJ, Special Conference in des-
ignated rooms led by Misses Patrick
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and Allen; 3, Devotional service ;
3:l5, The Baptist Worlds Alliance,
Mr.. Louie d Newton; 4, Mission
airy Message, Miss Emma Leach
man, Home Mission Board; Hyna,
Faith is the Victory"
Evening Voluntary, Process
sional, All young people,
~. w. A. G. A. and A. r.
and Sunheams; Hymn, Gan Hail the
Power of Jesus Name."; Scripture
Reading and prayer, Message, Miss
Julia r. Allen, state Y. P. leader
The Woman's Hymn; Address, Mrs,
I w. C. James, Pres, Southern I'M
ion; Benediction.
Wednesday, March 26th, $50 A,
M. Music, I'm quietness and confi-
dence;;" Hymn, "Arise my Soul
Etretch Every Nerves" Discussion
fby superintendent, What was thu
standing of my Association in The
Standard this year,? Hymn, ''Highe-
Ground; Message by Miss Laur.
Lee Patrick, Completing our Cam
paign Pledge; noon hour, 2 P. NJ
short Devotional; Organized Per
Isonal Service, Divisional Chairman
The Church school of Missions, d
visional chairman; Report of Com
mittees; Closing Message, Mrs. w
j. Neel; Benediction.
Evening, 8 o'clock-Voluntary
Hymn, "Amazing Grace; Scriptur
Reading and prayer, The gospel il
Song, Especial music) (; stereopticol
Lecture on China Miss Catherin,
Bryan; Conservation and dedication
Service, Conservation Hymn.
Delegates who can go, Send
names to Mrs. CT C.Weaver Moul
trie, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
PLANS READY FOR
EDUCATION MEET
Georgia Educators to Gather at
Savannah May 1-3 in An
nual Session

SAVANNAH, March 24.-Plana
ar practically complete for the
main sessions Of the Georgia Educa-
ton association which will meet
here May 1-3. This is the fifth
ninth annual session of the Geor-
gia educators, which was organized
in Savannah in 1867.
Alog with the Georgia Educa-
ton association the Association City
and County Superintendent and Of
ficials, under the craftsmanship of
N. H. Ballard, state superintendent
of schools, will olhd its annual ses.
sion. The Georgia Congress of
Parent-Teacher associations will
convene here April 49,, according to
Mrs. Bruse Carr Jones, president o.
the Congress. For teh convention
the railroads have granted a rat,
one and half fare on the CERT
ficate plan, which is open to mem
bers of the organizations only.
Inc officers OF the Georgia Edu
cation Association are: President
A. G. Cleveland, Valdosta; vice
president, W. E. Bent( Atlanta
treasurer, U. j. Bennett, Fitzger-
aid; secretary, Dean Kyle T. Al
friend, Forsyth.
The directors are State Superin
tendent N, H. Ballard, B. H. Know
Quitman; ex-officia; Miss Jessi,
Muse, Atlanta; G. w. Glausier, De
catur, and DR.. Rufus w. Weaver
Mercer University.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
PAPER CLOTHING IS
EXHIBITED IN ATLANTA

ATLANTA, March 24.-exhi-
bit of paper clothing is being shown
here at the district office Of the
federal bureau of foreign and do
nestle commerce. The clothing gives
serviceable wear and can be made
and sold at a fraction of the cost
of cotton and wool, it was stated.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
TO OPERATE SPECIAL
TO PEACH FESTIVAL

ATLANTA, Ga, March "a
rangements have been made for a
special train to carry Atlanta visi-
tors to the Peach Blossom Festival
to be held at Fort Valley, March
.27, it is announced by Paul H. Nor
cross, president of the Atlanta
chamber Of commerce.
Several hundred Atlantans are
EeXpected to go to Fort Valley.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
DR.. ROSS HEADS
GA. SOCIAL WORKERS

ATLANTA, Ca, March "a. DR.. W
L. Ross, of Athens, was elected
president of the Georgia conference
of social workers, at a recent meet
ing of the organization here. DR..
Ross, it was stated is chairman OF
the Athens Demonstration Health
committee.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
WEBSTER PRIMARY
ELECTS OFFICERS

PRESTON, March 24.-=At the,
county primary in Webster county
Wednesday some unusual surprises
were brought about in the results
of the election. IT,.
Carl Crosby, Of Preston, was
elected sheriff.
j. w. Sherman, of the Seminole
district, was elected ordinary.
George e. Thornton was re-elect-
ed clerk, without opposition.
s. O.. Brightwell was elected tax
collector; W. w. Cole, treasurer,
Cleveland Rees, county school SUI
erintendent; Geo. H. Clark, county
surveyor; J. NJ. Christian, coroner,
all without opposition.
The Federal soldier bonus rates
about ten wound chevrons now.
Quickest way to reduce is to
weigh on a coal dealers scales.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
CLAUDE HARRELL is
HELD FOR SHOOTING

COLQUITT, March 24.-CIaude
Harrell was held in Jail here today
following the shooting to death of
j. T. Worrill eleven at the home.
of his mother, Mrs. Mary Worrill,
six miles south of here Wednes-
day night. Mrs. Worrill, who fled
at the time Of the shooting, told
officers the shot which killed her
son was intended for her.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
BROWNSVILLE 70 HAVE
DAILY BIBLE SCHOOL

TMOMAsVILLE, March 24.--.
Thomasville will have a Daily Va
cation Bible School to begin the last
ter part of June. This was decided
at a meeting he'd Thursday after
noon at the Y. M. G. A., and it was
also planned to have q Teachers
institute here in June to last two
days.
The plan was started some time
ago in this country and proved
most effective in many ways.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24

preventative in congress from the
sixth district.
Major Fowler has served in the
Georgia Senate and the house OF
Representatives for fourteen years.
He is also Judge advocate General
of the Georgia National guard.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
FOWLER TO RUN
FOR CONGRESS

Major Ben J. Fowler of Macon,
will be a candidate for congressman
from the sixth District, according to
announcement received here today
j. Walter Wise is the present re-
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24

Harry Sinclair, the oil mag
nate bright 'front.', arrives at the
Senate office building in Wash
ington for a grilling in the Tea
pot Dome scandal, accompanied
by a battery of legal advisors. In
the center is Martin Littieton,
who pleaded that Sinclair be ex-
cused from testifying.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24

Details involving oil and whisky
are laid to Teapot Dome, and it isn't
the first time the two have been
mixed.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
NOTICE

IVOIIOE
Those contemplating going to
Fort Valley for the Peach Festi-
val on March 9th may secure
Americas badges at the Cham
Der of Commerce from Secretary
Everett or from Henry Stanfield
at hightower's Book Store.
Ribbon badges have been
printed for the ladies; a hat
band for the men; on each are
the words
AMERICUS, GA,
SETTLE IN SUMTER"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24

MONEY TO LEND ON FARM
LANDS-Cheapest money you
can borrow. SUMTER COUNTY
NATIONAL FARM LOAN ASSO-
CITATION, G. o. Marshall, Secre-
tary and Treasurer.-9-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24

FOR SALE-Shrubs, 25c each. Al
7 thea double red and white.
Hydrangea, Duetzia Forsythia
spirea pink and white. Gladiolus
bulbs, ferns and bedding plants.
Whatever the occasion, say it with
flowers. Thomas Floral Co., phone
49O.-17-tf.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24
[EASSEIEDIlIAI[VERlT'I5E INE:NTS

FARM LOAN MONEY Plenty at
cheap interest rate and on easy
terms. W. W. Dykes. eff
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1924-03-24

Quickest way to reduce is to-
weigh on a coal dealers scales.
New Britain herald., 1924-08-20
MY HUSBAND'SLO
 Aaa. ssFssH. EsS ssssa REVELATIONS OF A WIFE
lad need Of him quickly
 aliet Into IseI and Sleenlh

| had need Of him quickly, aGel Into Bed and SleeRlh Only a few h0nTs age he hes walked down the street with the men that !, seated in limousine near ih. sidewalk, could he sure Of reeognls ing them, lt was the auinlessehee el ahsuFdiiy that the scarab which Rnew ME Underwood had meant ms Co send to him if some desperate need should hsfall, should he used for ihf securing of a garage cheek,
 The desire t0 laugh leli me sud denly, however, when ] realized thai Lillian knew nothing of the scarab and in view of nay promise 10 MT Underwood, could tell her nothing concerning it, What would she lhink2
 With a little linge of malice, for which 1 think l may be pardoned, told myself that she was the last woman in the world do object 10 q touch Of seereiiyeness, ] knew nolh- ing at all of the real nature Of the task in which she was engaged, al' though l had come into contact with it al many widely diyerglng points,
 You could not possibly wait until Mr. Underwood discovers his omls- sion to give me the choek?" asked
 Cant be done" she said de- elsiyely. Harry never gets np until noon. and l want you gone from here before s o'clock"
 holstered np my courage and spoke quietly,
 "I can get hold Of Mir, Underwood before then" said. "i do not know where he is, but have s means or reaching him"
 To my surprise she laughed aloud
 "Earl of Essex signet ring husi- ness, suppose" she commented mIrthfully. while I did not know whether 10 be relieved or piqued at the insight. Harry Is great on that sort of thing. I've always told you he ought to have been born three centuries or so ago. But I'm mighty glad he's confided one of his signets to you. Of course, he's sworn you to secrecy 50 II dsh Noh Hothihh' N"h you wait until daylight before setting his melodramatic machinery in mo- tion?"
 "Oh, yes!" I answered, with a chuckle, for by this time my sense of the ludicrous had triumphed over my chagrin.
 Tt is funny, isn't it?" Lillian askey, and then we both went off into the laugh which we needed more than anything else just then.
 Poor Harry!" Lillian said, wiping her eyes. Hell be wild at the triviality of this. But we should worry. Now I have just one pre- scription for you. Get into that bed and try to sleep until daylight"