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Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07

your mother, dar-
lings, and you will
be all right. Just
walk the way L
do"
So all the little
D NC K s followed
their mother and
W a d died along
Just as their moth
er did, copying
her and making
her feel very
pleased that they
were trying to do
Just as she did.
They had a deli
cious pond spring
dinner-such nice
Iiffla dellcacies
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07
By LAURA MILLER
GIT HAIN'T NEVER BEEN
DONE"
q. ls24. by LAura Mlller

She started off on the wrong foot.
seemingly. One of the worst girls In
high school, at seventeen hilariously
promising to bring home nice, hand
some cowboy, she became teacher
who rode with the ranchers, gossiped
with the women, danced with the cow
punchers, and didn't go to church but
once while in Wyoming" Can't you
Imagine all the old grannies-male
and Misunderstanding their heads7
Actually, Olga Edith Gunkle was
blessed with superintendent health
and energy. The schoolgirl saved
herself from disgrace" by examining
four years work into three, and low
ing grubby children of mission class.
Came college, university and settle
ment work. But let Olga Edith be
her own vigorous self. She discovered
that:
"In New York or Wyoming people
needed something besides food and
raiment and leisure time; they needed
something that would make their
lives glad and joyous and daring and
noble. In other words, they needed
that something by many called re-
ligion. So 1 came to GAINESVILLE, Ohio,
as a director of religious education
(much against my friends advice,
who insisted that 1 stay in New York;
and here / was licensed to preach. My
reasons for coming to a small place
were these:
81 believe that many people work In
a large .city, not because they love
their job and because of the jobs
sake, but because they love New York
and would work at anything for the
sake of staying in it. 1 don't believe
1t is How big Is the town your jobs
In? that matters so much as How big
have you made your job in the town
you are in?' that really counts.
1.-The second reason for working in
a small town Especially if ones work
is rather new is that Old Tradition
hasn't been placed upon a throne and
taught TO wave a little stick to the
tune of, TT hain't never been done
like that before Because 1 was the
first director of religious education In
GAINESVILLE there were no traditions as
to how 1 should hook, act or do my
work. So l was able to do things very
much more easily and with less fric-
ton than If I had been compelled to
Fanquish old Brother Tradition.
Thirdly, to say in the parlance Of
the ministerial profession, young
person becomes poised, and well bal
anced more quickly in q small place
than in a large because Of her larger
ment for efficient, effective work"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07
Kentucky Schools Grow

One-feacher schools are disappearing
10 Kentucky az tho rate q nearly seven
o week, as they become consolidated
into larger schools with Two, three
four oF more teachers, Nov union nnd
consolidated schools are established %
take their places AZ the rate ~ about
ninety yoar 20 enable ihe fhildrep
a. attend ihe consolidated schools "a
schools provide ffof transportation
ualng lls motor nusael Apd "a holaf
alaNn feNlNles
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07

Many of the thousands who last
year had radio sets and who were sat
isf1ed with reception by means of ear
phones, want to discard the phones for
local reception, and employ loud
speaker instead. In many cases, the
price of the loud speakers on the mar
ket makes this prohibitive, and in
other cases the person has been dis
gusted with loud speaker reception by
the terrible grinding roars that come
from some radio store loud speakers.
OF all the horns used, the phono-
graph horn Is undoubtedly the best.
The monograph horn was developed
by means Of long years of painstaking
research and experiment by highly
paid acoustical experts. The writer
has planned the horn, the description
of which follows, by taking the meas
urements of the sound-reproducing
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07

Fig. 8. Completed View of the Home
Made Loud TaIker. If Placed in 4
Nicely Finished Cabinet and the
Front Covered With Silk as Shown,
Good-Looking as Well as Extreme
Iy serviceabIe Speaker Will Be tho
Result
producer. Also, if you do operate the
set at a distance, use two well-insu-
lated wires to connect the set to the
talker, as it Is impossible to use a gas
or water pipe, and if poorly insulated
wires are used, great deal of energy
Is lost.-Radio World.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07
Fig. 1. Cardboard Sides to Be Cut
and Used for the Construction of the
Loud Speaker. Rough Cardboard
IL Preferable to Bristol Board or
Highly Finished Cardboard.

chamber of one of the most famous
monographs. This loud speaker is a
revelation to those who have heard
only the tremendous bursts Of sound
from the loud speakers placed in
stores to sell radio. This reproducer,
while it does not take a field current,
employs a large magnetic magnet,
which greatly increases the volume of
sound.
1t Is said that loud speaker does
from a given set. While this is cor
rect, the loud speaker does not actual
ly add to the volume, it prevents large
losses from occurring, and so the vol
ume Is greater than it would be with
out the horn. 1t also directs the sound
to the volume. When the sound waves
leave the receiver, they have q very
great amplitude, but they cover a very
small area. When they have Travelled
for some distance, they cover a great
area, but they have very small ampli-
tuoCs IL ID LII liiio ludt great
losses occur If no horn, or horn of
incorrect design Is used.
To give best results, the horn
should spread the sound waves out
gradually, so that these losses are
eliminated. 1t should also be large
enough go that the fundamental Of the
horn is lower thar any Of the sounds
which are liable to be reproduced. 1t
has been found that extremely large
horns, with the dimensions at the
mouth approximating s by 8 feet
give wonderful quality results. An
other requisite of the loud speaker is
that the horn should be made of some
nonresonant material. Thin sheet
metal is unsatisfactory. The inside
surface of the horn should be rough
ened, so as to absorb some of the
1cratchy sounds.
The loud speaker described here
with covers all these points and gives
Z wonderful quality Of music and
speech. 1t is also beautiful instru-
ment, as contrasted with most of the
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07

w, 2. Top and Side Views OF the
Speaker Showing the Location OF
fhe Loud Speaking Unit and the
Method Of Connecting Il ~ fisx'
Able Rubber Tube OF Hose, 70 Inn
ii. psoys tho Qualify, The Magnet
n oyss ths Fhons Giyss Better Vol
IL pms.
1olns which We see 90 the marlSei ~
81 u u very easy 10 make and costs
w litile These Two lasi polnis per
~ RFe tpe Wosi Important ~ lhe
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Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07

"Quack, quack,
q u a C k, quack,"
said the little
Ducks.
"They must be
a nuisance, quack,
quack," said Miss
d u X, as s b e
looked at the lit
tie Ducks. you
have to do SO
much for them.
They are so help
less, really. You
have to teach
them such a lot"
Mrs. Duck looked
at Miss Duck with
an expression Of
oyroot r,itu
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07

were floating about, and also 10 be
found in the soft mud and weeds.
And all the time the little ones
quack-quacked their questions az
Mother Duck, which made her feel very
proud
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07

Mother. Fletchers cast0ria has
been IN use for over 80 years as o
pleasant harmless substitute for
Castor Oh, Paregorie, Ieethipg Drops
and Soothing syrups. Contains 20
narcotics. Proven directions are On
each package. Physicians everywhere
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07
Yes, and Without Assistance

"Oh, captain, what shall l do when
1 become seasick?" 1T isn't necessary
for me to tell that 1t will come all
of itself"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07
Always Keen AIIcock,s Plasters

in your home. Invaluable for all local
aches and pains. Inexpensive. abso-
lutely pure. safe and effective.-Ady.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07

Its pretty hard to be dishonest and
good natured at the same time.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07

Get-rich-quick schemes enable a lot
of people TO get poor quicker.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07
Certain

She-He speaks seven languages
He-I felt sure he was one of those
ignorant foreigners.-Life
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07
Daddy:y,kezniirs
Fairy Ial&s4,
wf1ary Grahana}sA H3
B. Bonner q i 1kl
POND SPRING DINNER

"Quack, quack," said Mrs. Duck
"Quack, quack," said Miss Duck.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07
Children Cry for "Castoria -"
Especially Prepared for Infants and Children of All Ages

recommend f. Tie kind you have
always bought bears signature Of
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07

When you are really sick, you'll
know it. There are innumerable false
alarms.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07
BY BYRT c. CALDWELL

.Ediea Dough- MsrchandisnsJ
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1924-03-07

Much of the health of young Eco
Pile is in their laughter Keep the
habit.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21
-
Rare Specimen of Cone
Shaped Shell Exhibited

New York.-In specially provided
case in the foyer Of the American mu-
scum Of natural history, there Is ex-
hibited for the first time one of the most
highly priced cone-shaped shells ever
found in the world. According to
scientific authorities it Is properly
called THE Glory of the Sea-"
1t is about Ave inches in length, of
peculiarly slender appearance, graceful
proportions, and has tapering spire.
1t suggests an unfolding rosebud. The
ground color is pale ivory, overlaid
with mosaic of thousands OF tri-
angular figures ranging from an eighth
of an inch to almost microscopical size.
These trianGles are outlined in
chrome yellow or deep chestnut brown.
Three broad spiral bands of orange en-
circle the body whorl beneath the fret
ted pattern, adding richness to the
color scheme.
One must see the shell itself, the
museum authorities declared, to ap-
preciate this and observe the porcelain
luster that in certain lights suffuses 1t
with faint rosy sheen.
During the year 1888 George n. Pin
dar, head Of the committee on public
information, pointed out Hugh Cum
ming, the great British conchologist of
his time, CHANGED upon three speci-
mems OF this beautiful molusc on
Philippine reef. 1t is said that the
reef was destroyed few weeks later
by an earthquake, and no more speci-
mems were found there. The shell was
known to collectors as early as 1853,
but even then was very rare and was
much sought after. Only IL TO IA are
today represented In collections, and
not more than half that number are
perfect. The specimen at the museum
was collected at the island of Coram,
In the Moluccas.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21
Big Church Choir
Coming to Palisade

Palisade is to be given a rare mu-
Easter Sunday, April %.
The occasion will be the coming of
large church choir of thirty singers,
twelve men and eighteen women
The choir comes from the Church of
the Good Shepherd, New York, and is
under the direction of the rector of
the church, who has for several years
given just four concerts in suburban
New York for the benefit of some
church needing assistance in raising
funds for church purposes.
The concert recital will be given at
place to be named later. The pro-
gram will consist of well-selected clas-
sical music, principally choruses, with
some solos,. and as the choir has a
great reputation there is in store for
the community something not only
rare but genuinely enjoyable.
The benefit will be under the direc.
ton of the Union Church of Palisade
Sunday School, and tickets will be
sold by local solicitation 1t will be
for the benefit of the Church Building
Fund and a record attendance is pre-
dicted
An important matter in connection
with this coming concert-recital is the
fact that this choir gives only four
entertainments a year, and the mem
bers pay their own carfare and all of
their own expenses as a donation to
the cause of church work. 1t is de-
lightful form of charity, and one the
appreciate by giving it the most gen.
erous patronage.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21
Record Egg

Los Angeles, Cal. Heavyweight
hens have a mark to shoot at to beat
the record made here by a Rhode
Island Red belonging to Mrs. Wilson
Lapman. The fowl laid an egg more
than three inches long and weighing
in excess of six ounces, an achieve
ment which its owners said has not
been equaled in any American barn.
yard this season.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21
Slew Insane Sister

Hudson, Wis.-Confessing that he
killed his insane sister so that she
would not be returned to hospital
for the insane, George Stevenson is in
Jail. Along with him is his mother,
Tobina Stevenson.
Stevenson shot his sister, Ida, thirty
six years cid, and then beat her with
poker. he said. The sisters body
was left in the house three days before
the brother buried it. Neighbors sum-
moned the authorities.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21
Seeking Information

Young Lady (on first visit to West
ern ranch)-For what purpose do you
use that coil of line on your saddle?
Cowpuncher-Thst line. you call 1t,
lady, we use for catching cattle and
horses.
Young Lady-Oh. indeed. Now, may
l ask, what do you use for bait?-
London Telegraph
Palisadian., 1924-03-21
Beautiful but Dumb

Waitress-Pardon me, but was
yours "ham and beans" or nam and
eggs?"
Would-be Diner (who has been wait
ing thirty minutes)-Why ask me
now?
Waitress-Because we're all out of
ham.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21

afternoon Later in the afternoon
luncheon was served. The guests in
cluded: Mrs. Kolnaz and daughter
Evelyn, Mrs Emily Everle and son
Leroy, Mrs Kaelin and son Robert.
Cliffside Park Construction Co. will
completely remodel the threestory
building opposite their Office.
Plans have been completed by
Architect Lucht for alterations to be
made on Fitzgerald's grocery store on
Walker Street
On Wednesday, March i2, William
Connell supervised "trip TO one of
the battleships
The Misses Powers, Of .irantwood,
Island Park; Long Island. Plans made
by H. Lincht.
ONLY and Hansen will erect four
one-family dwellings on the Hersch
estate north of Edgewater Road.
Harry Lincht is the architect.
j. Buczkowski will erect a three
family and store building on the north
side of Cliff Street, west of Walker
Street. Plans furnished by Architect
Harry Lucht
Mr. and Mrs. j. Voster, of Edge
water road, had as their guest on
Sunday, Mrs. J. Friedel, of Bogota.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. Weis and son,
Robert, motored to Goshen, n. Y, on
Sunday. They were accompanied by
Mr. and Mrs. E. Barry.
Mrs. j. Nagel and Mrs. E. Bracket,
of Walker Street, were the guests of
Mayor Jacob Smith and wife, of Sc
caucus, on Sunday.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21

Reginald Weatherall, inventor and
racing motorist, has just invented a
collapsible baby carriage, the main fea-
ture of which is his walking stick, as
shown above. The wheels and carriage
fold up into small compass, which
may be carried anywhere. When not
in use for baby, the walking stick may
be put TO the service for which 1t ori-
ginaliy was intended.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21
Exactly

Aunt-Can you explain wireless
telegraphy to me, Arthur?
Arthur-Well, If you had very
long dog, reaching from London to
Liverpool, and you trod on its tail In
London, 1t would bark in Liverpool.
That's telegraph and wireless Is pre-
cisely the same only without the dog.
Passing Show, London.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21
When Pep Is Needed

We have no delight In reading q
newspaper which never hurts our
feelings" Who would have diet OF
nothing but butter. unsalted at that?
Palisadian., 1924-03-21
Gifside Notes

A house party was held at the
home of Mr.. James Lowell, 104 Pali-
sade Avenue, Saturday night, in honor
of Edward Friel, of Edgewater. Games
and entertainment were enjoyed. Pi-
ano selections were given by Mr..
James Garfield. Refreshments IRE
served later.
The Yolly Okre Club held their
meeting at the home of Marion Rover
of 34th Street, Woodcliff, on Wednes-
day. They also celebrated the fifth
birthday anniversary of Marion's sis
ter, Ethel. number of little folks
were present and enjoyed themselves.
Refreshments were served or a p! etti
ly decorated table with birthday
cake with five flaming candles as a
centerpiece. Games, singing and
dancing were enjoyed. The members
present were: Marion Rover, Lillian
Faber Estelle Klahunde and Mary
Sponseller, of Grantwood; Lillian Ma
gel, of Cliffside, and Florence Schlos-
ser.
The Cliffside Park Title Insurance
Company declared per cent. divi-
dend semiannually
Grades ga and GA of the Cliff
side Grammar School No. 8 visited
the Battleship Texas on Monday A
seaman, Carl Boneberg. by name,
acted as escort to the party. They
visited the various rooms including
the radio room, gymnasium, derrick.
kitchen, the hospital, and the ammu-
milton room. 1t will be long time
before the Cliffside School will forget
the sights on board the battleship.
Florence Nagel, of 22D Fulton Ter
race, celebrated her Zenith birthday
anniversary on Saturday. Games were
enjoyed and singing and dancing
Florence entertained with violin Sc
iections accompanied by her sister on
the piano. Later, refreshments were
served. Among those present were:
Ruth Drescher, Anna Nagel, Harry
Nagel, Robert Weis, Adele Allmers
and William Allmers, Elvina Nagel
and Lillian Nagel.
A party was given tc Henry Sch
nipg, of 935 Park Avenue, by his
friends, on Sunday, in honoc of his
birthday anniversary. Luncheon was
served by Barkhausen, the caterer
The Household Art Department of
the Cliffside School travelled TO Wana-
makers on Monday afternoon to see
the model home exhibited there. MISS
Emma Walter, their instructress, act
ed as supervisor
The members of the Sewing Circle
enjoyed a delightful afternoon at the
home of Mrs. William Franz, of Full
Palisadian., 1924-03-21
Can't Be Helped

There can't be progress without dig.
ging up old things-and that makes
muSs.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21

The members of the Sewing Circle
enjoyed delightful afternoon at the
home of Mrs. William Franz, of Full
ton Terrace, Cliffside, on Wednesday
Palisadian., 1924-03-21

The Household Art Department of
the Cliffside School travelled TO Wana-
makers on Monday afternoon to see
the model home exhibited there. MISS
Emma Walter, their instructress, act
ed as supervisor.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21

ment of The American Tobacco Company
by making it one of the four biggest national
sellers in less than Is months time.
We would be honored to have you try
them.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21

'111" cigarettes by choosing for their name
the address of its Home Office-111 Fifth
Avenue, New York.
The American public honored the judg-
Palisadian., 1924-03-21

Mr.. and Mrs. R. Weis and son,
Robert, motored to Goshen, N. Y, on
Sunday. They were accompanied by
Mr. and Mrs. E. Barry.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21

party was given tc Henry Sch
nipg, of 935 Park Avenue, by his
friends, on Sunday, in honoc of his
birthday anniversary. Luncheon was
served by Barkhausen. the caterer.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21

The Cliffside Park Title Insurance
Company declared per cent divi-
dend semiannually
Palisadian., 1924-03-21

Mrs. j. Nagel and Mrs. E. Bracket,
of Walker Street, were the guests of
Mayor Jacob Smith and wife, of Sc
caucus, on Sunday.
Palisadian., 1924-03-21

MIR. and Mrs J. Voster, of Edge
water road, had as their guest on
Sunday, Mrs. J. Friedel, of Bogota.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-03
Divorce-Askers Told
to Kiss and Make Up
Judge Refuses to Part Couple After 70
Years of Married Life

self. Nothing has been done or taid
that should cause an irreparaele
breach.
There is daughter a young
woman. agc NJ. and there n a boy,
ago 10 n there ever Was time
when two people should get together
this a the time. This trouble should
be- forgotten and the marriage rcla'
tionship resumed
4 want 20 SAY 60 the plaintiff that
II hc cares for another woman, or
thinks ne does-hen get over A."
For three days Judge Davidson lis.
tened 10 the NE story OF the folts,
heard their tales Of fancied abuses
and grievances. heard their witnesses
and their attorneys make impas
stoned pleas. For three days the
court room was crowded with spec
tators and the bailiffs and attend
ants maintained order and then
Judge Davidson said
There should be no divorce in this
case. The whole thing IL dismissed
thrown cut OF court. You people
get together again
Mrs. Folis was kissed hy her
friends. who crowded around her
Folls looked awkwardly around.
Then they were gathered IN hy their
respective counsel who swooped
down on them like hawks and guided
them away,
And l guosa that's an there r. 10
the story.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-03
TAKE STOCK or
YOURSELF" II ADVICE
R.O.T.C. TO Open
Two Weeks Course Soon at
American Lake

Hep. Hep. Hep, Show a little pep.
Ail full Of bean soup. can't keep
step
That's what lot or Seattle young
men viii be saying the next few
weeks.
Capt. T. u. Colyin. chief deputy
prosecutor. and Maj. Bert Ross. an
other OF Douglas aides. win leave
Seattle the end Of tho week for a
fortnight's stay az American Lake
20 attend the Reserve Officers Train
ing school.
Ross Is a lieutenant colonel in the
reserve. while Colvin Is just a mere
captain. Ross. OF course. win be Civ.
ing Colvin a touch OF high life AT
camp when their positions are re
sersed. Now Colvin Is Ross 81.
perior officer. but IN camp. that .
all changed.
Its good vacation" Colvin
said. Something different from OF.
ficc routine. And the physical ex.
srciso and mental drills arc mighty
good for man"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-03

Tho committee or siN that VIII
Judge decorated floats and auto
mobiles IN tho Fourth OF Iuiy par.
AIDE was named Thursday. II con
sisis Of James Fcnton. chairman.
james McCabc. Cecil q ottsy. MAJ.
a. !. +. johnson and Mrs. George
A, Green.
The Judges. after assembling In
front OF the reviewing stand. will
travel over The line % march for
tho parade. Later they viii view
the parade from the stand and make
their decisions.
Successful floats will be assembled
after The parade on blanchard. be-
tween Fourth and Finh. whore cups
aud ribbons viii represented. Many
Of the floats win take part In a
review at the evening show at the
stadium.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1924-07-03
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