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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
MAIL COSTS AND SALARIES

The more consideration given to
thA subject the more improbable 1t
sesins that fairly accurate esti-
mate has been made of the cost &C.
cEsicned the Government by reason
of second class mail. Were the
setbnd class wiped out OF existence.
for instance. what plight would
be.that OF our postal system. 1t pro-
durcs much of the profit which the
Gdyernmcnt obtains on its ffrst class
mail, of which the second class is a
prolific breeder.
Fhe founders OF the postal system
proposed favorable rates with the
idea that these publications were the
hesf possible disseminators OF in
formation. that the Government 10
vitality interested in the dissemina-
ton of such information. These
qualifications are enabled to do this
,p.4be excellent and really wonder
fui. way Il Is done by reason OF the
frsnciai support of the advertising
In his reply to a criticism from
the Newspaper Publishers Associa-
ton the postmaster general says the
TRANSFORMATION cost was apportioned
10 the classes OF mail matter on the
lasts OF the actual space required
for each class for the distance car
ried. This does not appear to take
into account the fact that consider
able of the second class mail 10
made in shipments OF carload lots
for long distances. Just how the
department arrives at the cost OF
handlinE In distribution does not APP
peat, but those acquainted with
methods at the large publishing
houses are aware that they have
adopted methods such that the emf
ployes OF the mail service are re-
l.eved Of a great part OF the work OF
distribution. q.
On the general proposition made
by the postmaster general that
There are but two alternatives to
meet the situation brought about by
the bill to increase the salaries Of
postal employees. The first 10 to I'M
pose q general tax OF $ss.ooo,ooo on
the taxpayers OF the country. The
seecud Is to tax the users OF the
msitH.' there can be no exception.
It ~ possible. however. that too
hiGh-A rate would result In greater
loss OF revenue to the Government
than exists at present. In which
evsht the taxpayers would either be
compelled to curtail the service or
besr the additional expense.
Is quite general conclusion
that there does exist real need Of
an.dncrease OF some OF the salaries
in TIE postal service. This should
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26

Did We leave Little Jack Rabbit
hiding under a bush? Yes, we did.
you and 1. little reader. And 1t was
showing and Mr.. North Wind was
blowing. and it was growing dark.
Dear me, could anything be worse
| should like to know? / guess If
Charlie Chickadee had not been
sitting in the bush, hiding from the
storm. the poor little rabbit would
have been dreadfully frightened. AS
it was. he wished over and over
again he was safe at home in the
dear Old Bramhle Patch with his
pretty little bunny mother. Then
Mr.. North Wind could blow till he
grew black in the face and his
cheeks pulled out like toy balloon,
for all the bunny boy cared.
Can you see Danny FoX?" asked
the little rabbit in a whisper, twink
ling his pretty pink nose TO find. Ii
possible, the smell of that old rob-
ber's fur coat.
Hes just started off for his home
on the wooded hillside answered
the bright eyed little Chickadce,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Dexter

Harry Z. Hale. vice president Of
the Dexter Chamber of Commercs,
and w. A. Small, secretary, are max.
iuE the, final arrangements for TIE
annual meeting to be held In the
Dexter Club hall December 30th.
Kenneth Sampson. who is q stu
dent at Brighton academy, Is In town
the guest of his mother, Mrs. Laura
Sampson.
Kt meth passed Thursday in Water.
Vile the guests of their daughter,
Mrs. Paul Hescock. and family.
Miss Amelia Herrick OF Portland Is
in town the guest OF her brothers,
Fred and Eugene Herrick.
Miss Grace Waldron, who teaches
in New Hampshire. is in town the
guest Of her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
L.. e. Woldron on lower Main street
The annual parish meeting Of the
Free Baptist church Will be held
from the church Friday evening at
1880 o'clock.
John l.. Morrison left Thursday for
his old home in, Scotland, where he
will pass several weeks. later tour
ing the points of interest in Europe.
George w. Bradford of Newport
passed the holidays in this town the
guest of his daughter, Mrs. Warren
X. Penley.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Lewiston Kiwanis Gives
SLIGO to C. NJ. G. Hospital

Lewiston, Dec. .24.-At q meeting Of
the Lewiston-Auburn Kiwanis Club to-
day $f10o was contributed to the Gen.
trail Maine General Hospital. Lewis
ton. as the foundation Of a permanent
fund to maintain three beds at the
hospital. Amos @. F'itz Of Auburn,
who recently retired as president Of
the Central Maine General Hospital,
expressed his appreciation Of the gift
and told Of the wonderful work that
the hospital is doing.
A Christmas tree with appropriate
exercises took the place Of the regu-
lar program. during which each men,
Der brought q gift Tor the Salvation
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Railroads and steambcat,


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q. m, f445 q m. s9.3e O. NJ. tl23S p m. ta.N
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Daily. CExcept Sunday and Mosday.
Daily, except Monday. Daily. except Sunday.
A discontinued after October ~. SSunday oas,
n. C. DOUGLASS, n. L. HARRIS,
,.cs-24 " p. 4 GenI Mgr. Cen1 Pass. Agent
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26

Only a quarter OF a million Of lives
we're needlessly lost by placing in in
efficient hands of Filipino politicians
control of medical and sanitary SER
vices in the Philippines. writes Kath-
crime Mayo in her Illuminating arti-
cles on conditions in that country.
Judging from developments such a
result nowise embarasses the afore-
saM Filipino politicians. whose ideas
of patriotism do not seem to include
that of service to their countrymen
rather service to themselves and
their own selfish interests. From
this Il should not be inferred that
among the Filipinos may not be
found genuine patriotism. 1t Is.
however, becoming evident that it is
not finding expression in the records
OF some Of their would-be leaders.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Lewiston Y. w. C.. A.
Gets Gift of $500 /

Lewiston, Dec. 94-The Lewiston
Auburn Y. w. c. A. received gifs
OF $500 today from the estate of tho
late Prof. Thomas l.. Angel Of Wor'
cester, Mass. through Prof. Angels
daughter. Mrs. Mary Angel ILncoln
Of Worcester, who Is Administrative
OF her fathers estate.
Prof. Angel was for more than "
years a professor. at Bates college ID
Lewiston. and with his wife, took Q
great interest in the work Of the ].
W. c. A. and named this Lewiston
institution among the reslduary lega'
tees OF his estate for this amount
Prof. Angel died about year ago.
and in forwarding the money TO the
~" Mrs. Lincoln says that In addl'
ton to following the wishes Of her
parents, the gift Is especially appTo'
pirate. coming at the Christmas sea-
son. .Et
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
THE DEMOCRATIC COMEBACK

Qualification over the manifestation
of a spirit Of "come back" among the
Democratic leaders Is not con-
f,nel to members Of that political Or
ganization. All those who believe In
the maintenance in this country of
two political parties. each watchful
OF the others accomplishments and
failures and striving to profit from
them to the advantage OF the country
both serve when at their best, will
read with pleasure the announcement
that this pArty's campaign deficit will
be paid and the party work be con-
tinued.
The director OF finance in the
Democratic National Committee de-
clares: "There Is no occasion for
speculation as to the future of the
Democratic party. 1t was founded
en- principles that will live as long
as free people rule the world In
dividuals, factions and temporary is
sues cannot seriously affect the
party. II has had many vicissitudes
In its more than 1870 years OF exist
ence. but always comes back more
virfle and alive than ever before"
Those are the words OF indomitable
spirit. faith in party and leadership.
Some may think those declarations
slightly tinged by credulity. however.
some degree OF credulity bespeaks an
earnest soul. and earnestness is a
quality requisite to party as to other
kinds Of success. The Democratic
party can be a power for good even
out of office. Indeed some have
thought 1t functionel to better ad-
vantage as n critic than as an execu-
tive. but that aside. there is need OF
an intelligent and powerful critic in
cur political affairs. .
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Red Propaganda Of
French Banker Halted

Paris, Dec. 25-The government %
not combining Its efforts In represents
false communist reports to the e..
pulsion of undesirable foreigners. y
was learned today that action Dso
been taken against banker o.
Nantes who is declared to have y.
Gently sent circulars to some NIFTY o.
his clients warning them that conaI.
tons In France were critical tgss
Amiens was in the hands OF ms
communists and that a railroas
strike was imminent. The oankm
whose establishment IL not OK w
first importance, In officially charsN
with propagating alarmist reponA
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Editorial Comment
Looking for Millennium?
(Boston Transcript

tbUStuu lTd0SCT1plp
Until the navy yards of the coun-
try are freed from the grip of the
pork barrel politician the material of
the navy will continue to be at the
mercy of the politician-ridden navy
yard. Until the navy department is
liberated from the tyranny of bu-
reaucracy the morale of the navy will
continue to be the plaything Of the
bureaucrat lucky enough to grab and
told "a seat next the dealer" at
Washington. Nor will a change for
the better come until the plain people
of the land wake up to the fact that
the strong right arm of their ma
tional defense is steadily growing
weaker, an emergency appropriation
from Congress every now and then
and the annual circus of navy day.
to the contrary Notwithstanding.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
We do not Recommend
ALIENS LUNG HEALER
AS a Cure for
Consumption

But We do claim and have proven
times. without number that il will
prevent disease IN many cases by its
remarkable healing and germicidal
properties. Its action on the lungs
and bronchial tubes fortifies them
against attack IL used in season. An
obstinate lung cough weakens the
lungs ami opens wide the door for
tubercular germs to enter and find
Judgment. Aliens Lung Healer cures
these obstinate lung coughs, thereby
preventing consumption. II your
lungs are susceptible to colds. you
should take the Lung Healer on the
first symptoms Of a cold, thereby
preventing further trouble.
Sold in Augusta by John Coughlin,
RED Cross Pharmacy; Gardner -
Beane's Drug Sfore.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26

Seventy five years ago Mrs. Bryant
Joined the Methodist church In West
Bath, and has always continued her
competition with that denomination
being a member OF Park st. Meth
odist church of Lewiston at the time
of her death. She is survived by two
sons. William c. Bryant. postmaster
of Lewiston. with whom she has
made her home and Harry D. Bryant,
secretary 1.-THE Y. NJ. G.. A. NJ
Woonsocket, r. l., and by several
grandchildren.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26

later labor member OF the House of
Commons and Civil Lord of the Ad-
miralty and defeated at the last cleo
ton, goes back to the mine on wages
less than the salary of a government
clerk. This is creditable to Hodges
and may be an omen that he is cap
able Of Coming back"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26

Not under the navy department
nor under the department Of war are
the activities Of warfare being con-
Quoted. but under the treasury de-
partment with its Coast Guard fight
ing bootleggers. hi-jackers and pir-
ates. In the last fiscal year. when It
was nowise nearly as we'll equipped
rs at present. It boarded %6,152 YES
sells and seized for violation of law
e.sos. 1t is now being equipped with
20 torpedo boat destroyers, two mine
sweepers, s2S cabin cruisers and 100
smaller motor boats. q formidable
arm Of the service In enforcing the
law
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Service for U. s. Boys
in Belleau Wood

Paris, Dec. ga combined Fran
co-American service was held in Bel
leau Wool this morning In memory
of the American who fell during the
war. DR.. Julian 8. Wadsworth, di-
rector Of the Association for Pre-
serving the Memory of Chateau Thu
erry, made an address as did also the
Catholic vicar of Belleau. The
French government was represented
and many members Of the clergy
were present.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26

be provided for. but first the actual
need should be carefully ascertain
ed. Taxpayers are becoming more
and more interested and better and
better informed respecting that for
which their taxes are being expend-
ed, as their approval Of President
Coolidge affords unmistakable evil
dence.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
The Warlike Mr.. Rritten
On. Y. World)


We are probably accustomed to
think of our fire eaters too much in
5erms of an unflinching purpose and
too little in terms of their own back
yards. 1t may help, for instance. to
explain Mr.. Britten's attitude toward
the late European war to remember
that he represents the 9Th Illinois
District, and the 9Th Illinois District,
while poorly of for Japanese, has a
more than average German quota in
its wards. 1t may help again, to ex-
plain Mr.. Britten's enthusiasm for
navies and his apparent neglect of
armies to remember that the 9th
District Is in Chicago: so Is the Great
Lakes Naval Training School and of
that s10,o0e,00o institution Mr.. Rrit-
ten has been an ardent and success
ful friend Some men are born
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Mrs. Lucy e. Bryant, Lewiston

Lewiston. Dec. "a - Mrs. Lucy
Elizabeth Bryant widow Of Dexter
w. Bryant, died at the home of her
sen, William C. Bryant, College
street. Lewiston. today following a
long illness. Mrs. Bryant was SO
years of age She was born I'm West
Bath, her maiden name being Lucy
Elizabeth Flanders. Her early fife
was passed in West Bath, where she
was educated. Following her marrf-
age she lived in South Portland.
Brunswick and Lisbon Falls, coming
to Lewiston about twenty years ago.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
How He Lost His Clothes

Passenger latter the first night on
board ship: l say, Where have my
clothes gone?
Steward: Where did You put them
Passenger: In that little cupboard
there. with the glass door to it.
Steward: Bless me-. sir. That amt
no cupboard. That's porthole:-
From Everybody's Magazine for
July.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26

war Horse Waters claiming to
be fullblooded Indian, is candi-
Date for alderman in the windy city
by the waters of Lake Michigan. If
his aboriginal inheritance has not be-
come effete from civilization he ought
to be an Improvement on some of
the specimens Chicago has approved
, at the polls.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Premier H.rriet Leaves Bed

Paris. Dec. 25-Premier HerI'SS ~
who has been confined to his room y
illness since December 10, was =,
lowed to leave his bed for the n,s'
time today. The doctors, hoWe,~i,
have ordered that the premier L.
stay oft his feet for the present. ~ q.
ing to the continuing stiffness lp -
muscles OF the calf Of one OF his "a 4
Consequently. for the time beins =
will work In an armchair. rs.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Medals for Boy Artist

New York, Dec. 25--Two gold 80
ais have been awarded Dunss
Campbell 10-year old schooIpos 80.
Brooklyn, for his painting OF 2 IL *
like tiger on a i've foot canvas 80 80
mitted in a contest among SOOv 49, ~
children. The judges said ne *.
one Of the most remarkable 49,
sters found in IL. years Of conles
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26

This Congressman Britten, who at
tempted to have Congress again af-
front Japan with q conference OF
white nations" and who Is shouting
for . greater navy. voted against the
war resolution in 1917 declaring he
could see no occasion for war. Now
he thinks war with Japan Is coming
right along. Perhaps the Judgment
the political judgment-of Mr.. Brit
ten h not dependable. Anyhow. the
administration should feel more COM
Portable with Britten on the shelf,
though he Is not expected to remain
quiet there.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26

A ruling Of the Connecticut COM
mission is to the effect that any per-
son who drinks and then operates a
car must be considered drunken.
This is drawing the line taut, but
in no other way may the line be
safely drawn. Where exhileration
ends and drunkenness begins is too
fine distinction successfully to be
made
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Honesty Eirsti

81 think. George" said Mrs. Jones
to her husband, I'm ask the new
people next door to have dinner with
us tonight
WHY asked the husband.
We'll, the butcher left their meat
here by mistake. AMI it seems only
fair."-The Progressive Grocer.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Augusta Lodge Directory

1ETHTEHEM LODGE, NO. 50, z: =
A. NJ. special communication Mohoay
evening. Dec. -, ut 7.S0 at Mascnic
Temple. Work in e. A. degree. All
sojourning brothers cordially invited.
- HAROLD NJ. STONE. w. u.
p. e. FULLER. Sec.
ROSE OF SHARON CHAPTER,
No. is, Q. z: s. stated meeting on
ionic Temple. All sojourning meme
hers are cordially invited TO attend.
A 4, ICE n p psNlsShE "; ss A.
mon-wed-fritf
ASYLUM LODGE. NO. 70. Z. Q. O. 2,
Regular meetings Friday at 7.S0 +. M.
Election of officers Dec: 70: :,
ELLIS G. WALKER ssc'y.
JEPTHA ENcAMPMENT. NO. Q
Meetings second and fourth Tuesdays
OF each month at 7.s0. installation
FRED q. HALL c. r:
G. S. PEASLEE Scribe.
CANTON AUGUSTA. NO. .. p. n.
Regular :1,, meeting every third TUESDAY
EDGAR NJ. CAME. copt.
A. ~. DRUMMOND. Clerk
r. 3. CAPEN REeEKAH LODGE,
No. SO, 1. o. D. r., meets I'd and tth
Wednesday evening at $50 o'clock.
GRACE E MESSER, N. G.
EVA M. LAMSON. Rec. Sec.
mchss,m-w-f.lyr
G. A. r. THE REGULAR MEETING
Of Seth Williams Post No. ~ nrst
Thursday OF each month.
GEO. e. GAY, Commander.
WILLIAM McDAVlD. Adtutant.
THE, MAccABEES, kENNEeEc
Tent No. Is. meets in Foresters hall
the second and fourth Mondays OF
each month at o'clock.
HERBERT A. FOLSOM. Com.
w. E. CROSS. R X
mon-wed-fri.lyr
KENNEREC LODGE. NO. 1855,
Loyal Order OF Moose. meets in G. A.
r. hall. Water street, first and third
Wednesday evening OF each month at
CHESTER NJ. REDMOND. Dictator.
w. w. jackson. Sec. Is Pike st.
mon-wed-fri.tf
LOMBARD CAMP, 275f, ROYAL
Neighbors Of America. Meetings sec
ond Friday evening of each month at
FRANCES e. FARwELL. Oracle
JULIA e. ROBINSON. Rec.
Jnl mon wed-fri.1yr
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26

/ oilF "HpSb grip rs " HUE tISHleT.
One whose smile is little brighter,
One whose deeds are little whittier,
That's what ! call friend.
One who'll lend as quick as he'll bor-
row,
One who's the same today and tomor-
One who will share your joy-and sor-
row.
That's what l call a friend.
One whose thoughts are little cleaner,
One whose mind is a little keener.
One who avoids those things that are
meaner.
That's what call friend.
One when you're gone who'll miss you
One who'll welcome YOU back again
One who though angered will not
speak madly,
That's what 1 call friend.
One who is always willing to aid you.
one whose advice has always paid you.
One who's defended when others flayed
you.
That's what 1 call a friend.
One who's been fine when life seemed
One whose ideals you have not forgot
ten.
One who has given you more than he's
gotten.
That's what call friend.
Burroughs.
Maine Elks are looking forward
with much interest to the coming
of John G. Price of Columbus, Ohio,
Grand Exalted Ruler. who will paw
Maine a visitation Feb. II, coming
to Portland where the Elks of the
state will rally to do him honor.
At the regular mid-week services
held at the Lewiston United Baptist
Church last Tuesday evening. Harry
l.. Potts, of Meriden. Conn. a form
er member OF the United Baptist
church. was ordained into the
Baptist ministry. Mr.. Potts was
graduated from Bates College in 1920
and from Yale Theological school
in 1923. He is now director of re-
ligious education in the Methodist
church at Meriden, but intends to
work in the Baptist church of which
he has been 4 member since child
hood.
Carr G. Horn, who for a number
of years was a prominent member of
the Colonial club at Bath, now
United States immigration Inspector
in Portland. was in Bath a brief
time Tuesday and had in custody
Joseph W. Frigon. alias Joseph
Dale, who will be deported to Can
ada He got Frigon In Thomaston
state prison from which institution
he was recently paroled. Frigon
had been deported twice before and
had served time at the Leaven-
worth. Kan. prison before he was
sent to Thomaston. While in
Thomaston Mr.. Horn also served
two warrants on other men who Will
he deported, Theodore Gaudette be-
ing one and will be sent to Canada.
The Biddefcrd Journal has re-
ceived a complaint from an owner
of radio receiving set in that city
who objects TO the sending of code
and messages by local amateur
radio fans who have sets equipped
with spark coils and other trans
hitting apparatus. He wishes that
the attention of these operators be
called to the federal reSuIatio
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Just Before the Battle, Mother

Lois: II want you to understand
that I'm not two faced"
Louise: Certainly not, dear. If
you had two. you certainly wouldn't
wear that one"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
Light and Airy
Another Opportunist

Motorist-I am exceedingly sorry
killed Your dog, madam. win you
not allow me to replace him."
Miss Oldun-Oh, sir! This is so
sudden,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-12-26
INCOMPLETE

Mrs. Bling: Oh. wish these reci-
pes would be more definite.
Mr.. Bling: What's the difficulty. my
dear?
Mrs. Bing: This one tells how to
use up old potatoes, but it does not
say how old the potatoes must be-
The Progressive Grocer.