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THE RUNNING STREAM

IRON the shaded woods, the granite
= hills and the running streams leap
ing in their JOY TO touch the flowers
that line the sod along the way, peers
Wisdom with her shining face and
modest eyes.
If, while roaming through leafy
paths you stop a while, you may hear
her voice on the breeze, trying to make
plain to you the priceless precepts
which have to do with life here and
life to come.
She will coyIy tell you that the run
ming stream never becomes stagnant +;
that 1t is constant Joy TO the roam
ing herds. the feathered fiocks and
those human bipeds called men, who
stop and stoop by the grassy banks to
quench their thirst.
And what Wisdom tells you about
the crystal stream applies to lazy
man. loath to accept the truth, but
unable in his perverted logic to move
1t from its imperishable base.
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Through the Glad
Eyes OF d l1oman
By Jane Doe
MISS CAMOUFLACE
Her Hair.
By Jane Doe

Her Hair.
INTENDED by nature (who unvari-
ably knows best in these matters)
to possess locks of nice, quiet shade
like mouse brown or black, or just
fair she turns up her nose when she
reaches the years of indiscretion.
And turns her hair.
The mouse brown shade becomes a
very poor imitation of a beech leaf in
October.
And for ever more we simpler folk
are treated to the hair-raising spectacle
of crowns of glory which renew them
selves, as with the seasons.
We pity the lady with the camou-
tagged hair more than any one, be-
cause she never learns until 1t is too
late and all is going gray, that henna
may come and peroxide may go
But roots grow up forever.
All, can assure you there are many
damsels who have changed their hair
but wish they could keep it dark.
Her Voice.
FROM q nice, quiet little tone which
makes pleasant music in your ear she
acquires terrible imitation of a
slangy duchess drawl whom she met
while dishwashing out in France with
the A. +. F.
Everything is "rippin'I'
Everyone is "deah !"
When you creep up to her counter
and ask meekly for a five-cent spool
of cotton she quite flattens you out
with 1t.
The accent, / mean.
And makes you wonder why you
weren't lucky enough to also possess
q father who could afford to send you
TO Europe for finishing education.
And you stink out feeling fifty-seven
varieties of common person.
Merely one of the proletariat
Accentiess and ashamed
Her Walk.
l have seer her in those highland
behold Russi N boots looking like a
tight-rope daMsr or a bear on hot
bricks.
It's kind of breathless walk and
you have an idea that you ought to re-
port her to the Darwinian society, for
you are sure she must have a specially
designed toe nail capable of support
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Something to Think About
Blu F. A. DALKER

So, In one way or another, as we
reason we find that the man who Is
ever doing, ever planning and creating,
is the man who seldom becomes dull
or impure.
1t is he who Is the builder, the great
adventurer. the prospector In new
fields, whose penetrating judgment
sways the destinies of dependent men
and nations, who soon learn to look
upon him as their leader
Such a man cannot be kept down.
He remains bright and luminous by
contact and hard rubs against flinty
substances and critical tongues.
Unlike the sluggard, he refuses to
NOPE and become stale.
He has an easy politeness in his
manners, luminous eye. a firm grip
and steady step.
He may not be learned in letters, but
he knows what to do with them at his
first Introduction and how to use them
to advantage in his particular sphere
of usefulness. He is the running
stream, watering the soil, turning the
wheels of mills and sending down to
the seven seas mighty ships, creating
wealth for himself and the whole
world
10 by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicatel
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ROBINS MARKET BASKET

"Chirp, chirp," said little Mr.. Robin,
II have as fine market basket as
any one could have.
There are some who like to have
a big basket to carry to the market.
'There are some who carry their
food in cheek pouches.
But l carry my food in my beak.
'To be sure you will say that the
temptation to eat my food before /
get home must be very great.
you will say that when | carry a
fat, juicy worm in my beak that l
must surely want to eat him before /
reach my nest.
"But if / do that / will get another
and my market basket will be good
and empty and ready for the second
fat, juicy worm.
Eyes, you can see me hopping along
here, and you can see that l have a
worm in my beak.
"But / won't eat this one, as my
tummy is well filed. will take this
home. and when Mrs. Robin says:
"Mr. Robin, were there good things
to be had in the market todayT l will
show her this delicious worm.
"Oh, she will be pleased.
''She will say to me:
"Dear little Robin mate, what a
good provider you are! What de-
licious things you do find when you
go to the market
'Ah yes, / may be big eater, but
l am not greedy about my food.
II like to share 1t with my family,
and | give them the best.
Mrs. Robin is the same way. She's
an unselfish little dear, indeed she is.
'She will be waiting for me now, so
/ must hurry along"
"All right" said the Fairy Queen
who had been talking to Mr.. Robin,
"hurry along, and will you give my
love and kindest regards to Mrs
RobinY
Indeed I WILL" said Mr. Robin. land
gladly will l do that.
"She will be honored to receive such
a message from no less a person than
the Queen of the Fairies.
"But If I may be very bold robin,
may / say, that | think no one de-
serves such a message more than Mrs.
Robin?"
Gust what ! think" said the Queen
of the Fairies.
"There are some" said Mr.. Robin,
"who complain that she is not the
best housekeeper in the world. They
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ng the entire weight Of one lady per

Ing the entire weight of one lady per-
son.
Her Heart.
Which would be an ideal little bit
of palpitation if she didn't tight-lace
1t and feed 1t on sticky novelties.
And expect man to be a Romeo
when he is only drummer travelling
in mousetraps.
She almost let's this aforesaid heart
go to seed because she is afraid of CIV
ing it away--for nothing.
When she is about nineteen she
proclaims to all whom it may concern
that she will only do business with a
millionaire or an heir to baronetcy,
When she gets to twenty-six she let's
it rest against the heart-beats of the
man who sells mousetraps.
Which goes TO show you that a
camouflaged heart, above all other
camouhaged things, need never be
taken too seriously.
20 by Mcclure Newspaper syndicate.)
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a:!Ils ! I; !
CONSTIPATION

The human body has been compared
with steam engine. Drawing energy
from food as fuel, and eliminating useless
waste matter, the comparison is good
one. Proper elimination of waste matter
is as important as,eating good food. Care
lessness in this regard leads to constipa~
ton and more serious ills.
Lack of energy, headache and sleepless'
ness are few of the many signs of consti-
patton. At the very first indication take
steps to prevent the condition becoming
same treatment over a longer period will
bring relief. This treatment merely con.
sists of taking one or two Jaques' Capsules
after meals. A safe, efficient remedy.
Helps digest food. Tones up entire system.
Corrects constipation. 60 cents at drug.
gists, or by mail from Jaques Capsule Co.,
Plattsburg, N. Y.
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GOOD THINGS TO PUT UP

TT THE family is fond of beets the
small ones put up in sweet pickle
are most attractive and tasty. Take a
pint or more of very small beets about
the size of large hickory nut. Cook
until tender. Dash cold water over
them and remove the skins and pack
while hot in sterilized jars; cover with
equal parts of vinegar and water, add
ing tablespoonful of sugar and one
Glove to each pint jar. Seal and serve
as pickles.
If one does like chutney he usually
likes 1t very much; here is good reli-
able recipe:
Chutney.
Take twelve green sour apples, two
green peppers, six green tomatoes,
four small onions and one cupful Of
seeded raisins, all well chopped. Boil
one quart of vinegar, two tablespoon
fuls each of mustard seed and salt.
one tablespoonful of powdered sugar
and two cupfuls of brown sugar. Boil
the vinegar, sugar and spices, add the
apples and other ingredients and sim
mer until the apples are soft.
Picked Onions.
Use small white onions, remove the
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say she lets the nest get so untidy and
that she doesn't bother to have every
straw just so.
"She doesn't say the minute l come
home: Now wipe your feet care
fully, Mr.. Robin. Don't you dare enter
the nest until you have done this
mo can go right to the nest and
there is no fuss and no bother
81 can be just as comfortable as l
wish All yes, I'd rather have sweet
natured little mate than the best
hCusekeeper in all the world.
"What DO / care If she doesn't dust
the furniture? What do l care If she
doesn't go around picking up all the
time?
"She's comfort, that's what she is.
for she makes robin mate feel so at
home.
"She doesn't make me feel as though
home were no place for me unless |
am very careful of the straw furniture
and the mud carpet.
"a little more mud pleases her if
anything.
"But dear me, here ! am talking
about how wonderful she is, and am
not getting home in hurry.
"Good-by, good Fairy Queen. Chirp,
chirp. good-by."
And off went little Mr.. Robin with a
worm in his mouth for his dear low
ing little mate who was waiting eager
ly for him at home, and who would
greet him with nice little robin peck
and without any seedlings about his
muddy feet.
They were trifle muddy, tool But
in his beak he carried fine worm
for Mrs. Robins own supper.
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Built Nest in Railroad Car

When car from the Pennsylvania
coal fields reached Waterloo, N. Y, a
robin was noticed lowering about 1t.
and on the bumpers was found her
nest with two eggs in it. 1t is GER
tainty that her home was established
and the eggs laid before coming to
Waterloo. but whether the bird rode in
the nest or accompanied the train on
the wing is not known.
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Too Much for the Price

Say! That hot dog
you're putting in my sandwich has
been on the floor.
Sandwich Maxwell, whatcha ex-
pect with 10-cent hot dog, collar an
chain?
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+ Mother, Cook Book :


The thing that goes the farthest
toward making life worth while,
That costs the least and does the most.
is just pleasant smile"
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Riddles


Which animal is most like giraffe?
Another giraffe.
Why are balloons like tramps?
Because they have no visible means
Of support.
What is the word Of eight letters five
of which are the same?
Assesses.
What is it we often tell others to do
but cannot do ourselves?
Stop minute.
Which KEY In music is most heard In
q coal mine
minor Ga miner).
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NO RISK.

M Risk.
Patient wish
to consult you
with regard to
my utter loss of
memory.
Doctor All.
yes! Why-er-in
cases Of this ma
ture I always re-
quire my fee in
advance.
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ends and skins and wash thoroughly.
Cover with brine, allowing three-quar-
tiers of cupful of salt to one quart of
boiling water; let stand twenty-four
hours. Drain off the brine and cover
with new brine half as strong; boil
the onions in this for three minutes
and then drain. Pack the onions in
Jars with small strips of red peppers,
a few cloves and bits of whole mace
fill the jars with scalding vinegar in
which has been boiled one-half cupful
of sugar to each two quarts of vinegar.
Seal while hot
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PAxrINE IS FOR WoMEN

who have feminine Ills that need local treat
ment--Douches OF Paxtine Antiseptio de-
stroys disease germs, heals Inflammation.
liberation and stops the discharge The
Lydia II. Pinkham Medicine Co. recon-
mended Paxtine for years in their adver-
Using. A pure white powder to be dissolved
In water as needed--one box makes gallons
of strong antiseptic solution that gives posi-
I've satisfactionT-s Ct druggista or post pest
coMPAr5z. BOSTON. MAssAcHUsETTA
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Mandon catsup.

Remove the stem end of a bushel of
ripe tomatoes but do not peel; add
one quart each of brown sugar, vine
gar, one eupful of salt, two tablespoon
fuls of mustard, one tablespoonful each
of cloves, allspice and cinnamon. one
half teaspoonful of black pepper and
one-fourth teaspoonful of cayenne.
Boil slowly, stirring often until re-
duced one-third. or as thick as de-
sired.
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PIcKIed UnI0ns,
Use small white onions. remove the
Imperial Valley press., 1924-11-15
w. E. HANCOCK
$40 Main Street

QUICK ACTION secures real bar
gain. 80 acres, IL miles from
Arlington, / mile from store al
La Sierra Heights. % acres alfal-
ia, acres building site and gar
den land. One fourth interest in
new pumping plant, 100 inches
water costs zoe per hour. room
house, not quite finished. New 80
ton hay barn, 16 cow stable and
milking machine. Land on three
sides already subdivided. Adjoin-
ing land without buildings recent
ly sold for $1,000 per acre. Sac
rifice price, $20,500; $4,000 can
remain ON easy terms at 6 per
cent Will consider local or east
ern for equity. VIII assume
some. Owner in poor health,
must work out $4,000 in cash to
satisfy creditors. Russell Busi-
ness Service, Realtors, 646 Ninth
FOR SALE-Completely furnished
double house rented by year for
$35 per month for sale at bar
gain. Apply at 662 Hail or i. F.
Waterman Ranch. 12te
Imperial Valley press., 1924-11-15
New Golf Course
Brings Number to
19 In the South

LOS ANGELES, Nov. h. With
the opening today Of the Palos Yer
des Country club, two miles from
Rclondo, Southern California will
be blessed with 19 first class golf
courses.
The new course which opened for
play today is destined to become one
of the finest and best known in the
west according to a number of ex-
perts who have tested it. The green's
and fairways are in very good shape
and it is claimed that they will fool
many expert golfers.
The new organization was ad-
mitted Yesterday by the Southern
California Golf association, which
also ;Anouneed the schedule of tour
naments for next year, with % tour
nam ents TO ,be held from January q
to November /.
OF these tournaments, the Califor-
nia senior championship stands out
as most important and will be held
on March 4 and March 5 at the
Midwick Country club. The club
which will hold the Southern Cali
fornia championships has not been
selected as yet, but the time has
been set as March 7 to March H..
The other tournaments will be indi-
vidual club affairs.
Imperial Valley press., 1924-11-15
J. 5 c. FIGHTING TODAY TO RETAIN PRESTIGE
$4,000 GATHER
TO WATCH YALE
PRINCETON GAME

PRINCETON, N. j., Nov. 15.-In
the rusty-colored underbrush of the
Nassau jungle, the Tiger of Prince
ton and the Bulldog of Yale leaped
today into rhe fierciest of the 40
battles they have had since they
started fighting.
Sixty thousand wild fans gathered
i'll the hills from all over the east
to watch what was expected to be
the greatest fight of the year. Hun
dreds gathered without tickets and
had to be satisfied with an envious
look at the thousands who tramped
through the brush to the battle
field.
There was very little betting. The
experts figured that it was a toss
up and that with two teams so even
ly matched and so spirited that the
breaks would decide. 1t was pointed
out, however, that over long
stretch of years the breaks nearly
always favored Princeton.
With the exception of Shep Bing-
ham, the star Yale end, who is out
of the game, the two squads were
in perfect condition and primed for
the fight of their lives. Princeton
was ready to start the same team
that massacred Harvard last Satur-
day.
Yalc's lineup was expected to be
the one that tied the Army in its
last big game but Princeton s was a
guess.
Imperial Valley press., 1924-11-15
III. S. c. WHITTIER
GAME MARKED BY
HAWKINS ABSENCE
Expect a Waikaway for
Trojan Players,
Prediction
by United Press Leased Wire

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 15.-Fight.
ing to regain their prestige in the
eyes of Southern California football
fans, the University of Southern Cal
| ifornia football eleven will meet the
Whittier Poets today.
Because of the fact that the Poets
were not even Il contender for the
, championship of the Southern Cali
fornia conference, having been beat
| en- by Occidental and Pomona, local
critics are pfophesying a aswalkaway
for the Trojans. The only problem
which confronts the fans is the size
of the score to be run up by the
Trojan knights.
The University of Southern Cali
fornia has suffered two setbacks in
as many weeks and players on the
teams are going to try to put over as
many touchdowns as possible. In
the hour of playing they will at
tempt to prove that the two reverses
were caused by breaks against. them
and that they are the powerful
team they were said to be at the
start of the season.
Coach Henderson is expected to
lstart Eddie Green at quarterback in
place of Captain John Hawkins,
who was seriously injured last Sat
urday Other men who were cx-
lpected to start in the 5ackfield are
Manuel Laranetta and Bob Lee, half
backs, and Henry Lefebvrc, full
back.
Whittier nosed out of-.the Califor-
ria School of Technology by score
'of to 6, and the latter was defeat
led by U. S. c. i'll an early season
game, 78 to s. This, however, does
moi seem to woory the Quahers Who
are confident that they can display
"a good brand of football. Like
other conference teams that have
met Z. S. c. i'll the past, their main
goal is to score against their big
brother. Is
One other game on the. card for
the day in Southern California, the
southern branch of the University
of California travels to San, Diego
tos meet the San Diego State col
lege The branch team is a slight
favorite in this contest
Imperial Valley press., 1924-11-15
Haggling Over
Price Holds Up
Baseball D e a I
Nv United Pres. Leased wire

'0AKLAND, Calf, Nov. 15.-Ne-
gotiations for the sale of the Oak,
land club of the Pacific coast 1ea-
que club TO George Weiss of New
Haven, Conn, and Walter johnson
Of Washington will be continued
next week in an attempt to iron out
price difficulties, it was learned to-
day.
johnson left Oakland yesterday
on hunting trip TO Nevada and
will not return until Wednesday
Signature of articles of sale was
held up because Del Hoeard and Cal
Ewing, present owners, want $25, 1000
more for the club than johnson and
Weiss arc willing to pay and also
want the new owners to pay the gov
ernment tax of $4,000. 49,
1T was lcarned|that outside capital
in abundance has been offered John
son TO buy the club at Ewing's fig
ure, but the Washington pitcher has
refused all help save that of Weiss.
Imperial Valley press., 1924-11-15
Here and There
in Sport World

LOS ANGELES, Nov. ID
Wade" Killcfcr, pilot of the Sc.
attic Pacific coast league baseball
team, will be honorcd at the Glen
dale ball park Sunday afternoon.
The day win be known as "Killc-
fer Day" and the Seattle manager
will don u uniform and participate
in the game between the Glendale
White Sox and the Pasadena Mcr-
chants.
killcfer intends to study the con
ditions at thc(park as he may use
it rs training ground for his Sc
attic Indians next spring.
With their ears chopped taf0 TO
the highest possible degree, Frank
Loekhart and Ralph Ormsby are
ready for their match race at tue
Ascot speedway here tomorrow af-
tcmoon. The event was to have
been held last week but had to be
postponed on account of rain,
When tho two met two weeks ago
they put on one of the closest battles
for first place that has been wit
messed at the ive.eighths of a mile
oval, Lockhart lost that race by 20
feet because Of his caution at the
turns but since then he has installed
front wheel brakes which will en-
able him to take the turns at a
Imperial Valley press., 1924-11-15
T.. A, May Get 1928
Olympic Meet Yet

PARIS, Nov. 15.- Amsterdam 5
failure to show more aggressiveness
in starting preparations for the 1923
Olympic games has aroused the in
sternational Olympic committee, ac-
cording to several sporting papers
here tonight.
The committee is said to have
urged the Amsterdam committee to
speed up the preliminary work or
resign us the host city for the next
games. : d.
If the Holland officials do not
act soon, it was learned, the COM
mittce threatened to take the games
away from them and award them to
Los Angeles.
Imperial Valley press., 1924-11-15
FIGHTS, FIGHTERS
| AND THE RESULTS

New Yorls-Young MarulEo OF
New Orleans won the decision from
Battling Sikh in twelve round
bout at Madison Square Garden last
night.
East Chicago.-Abc Goldstein
world S bantamwcight champion
pasted Eddie Shea, 40 year. old anu
bilious Italian unnercifplg /. ingtan
rounds here last night. - Acc Hud-
kinS of Omaha beat Frank Schacffcr
of Chicago in eight rounds.
Cleveland - Eddie, Anderson,
Wyoming fcatherweight2 \ battkd
Willie Ames, Akron, Ohio, II rounds
TO a draw here last night.