The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1924-04-04
SMILIN' THRU
SUPPLY AND DEMAND
RY GEE SEE


pictures. IN. Y. News item.)
While the A. E. F. was fighting
In the Battle of Cafe"
Where they downed the Demon
Rum, and
Fought to hold the girls at bay.
They were urged by picture vend-
ers
As they fingered Ger their wine,
To invest in risque photos
OF the female form divine.
But they scorned the photo vend-
ers--
"Allez vousl Go beat it, Boz"
Then they ordered up another
While they watched the beauty
show.
For the Doughboys thought it
useless
TO invest in picture cards,
When the girls themselves were
present
All along the boulevards.
Some of them were sorry later
When they came from oversee,
And wished they'd bought dozen,
Just for souvenirs, you see!'
When their friends were told
about them
They sought to be shown first
hand;
SO, like rum, they smuggle pic
lures,
To supply this new demand.
%s**&*
Rev. T. R., Hazard, (who is every
inch a MAN, by. the way) said fol
lowing his trip thru Liberia, that
the natives wore absolutely no cloth
ing except a scant loin cloth. And
he was deeply impressed by the fact
that the highest respect exists be-
tween the sexes. The sight of the
nude human form brought no evil
suggestions as far as he could see
and the becoming modesty of the
women was never violated.
a44Ax@
Yet in this so-called advanced civ
ilzation Of ours where a superabun-
dance of clothing is worn, the viii
est suggestions sometimes arise at
the exposure, even in pictures, OF
any part Of the anatomy beyond
the face and hands.
The Liberians could teach us
Yet we are asked to cough up
perfectly good money with which
to civilize the heather.
#*&eAA
And the announcement in Allan
tic City that the one-piece skirted
suit for women will be permitted
without sleeves and stockings
arouses comment in nearly every
newspaper in the country.
@#@ss&
One would think that it has just
been discovered that women actually
have legs! Yet so far as we have
been able to ascertain, all female,
have legs.
*s44*%
1t is simply that the taboo against
women exposing their legs has ser
we'd to direct the attention of mer
TO them.
If the Liberians could hear tn,
comments made ON the subject, the,
would think that WE are the one
who need to be civilized.
%%*&#&
The "Don'ts" for women Of tn
National Republican Party who ar
to take the stump in the coming
election include the following; "Don'
dress like bareback rider or
tinsel circus dancer"
*&&#**
Why not? Most of them vii
make speetacles of themselves any
how!
1.-TWO men looked out thru prise
bars
One saw mud; the other sa,
@#m*%@
She wore no vestige of suit
As in the wave she slipped;
The water laved her lovingly
This beautiful white ship,
-#&A~#
Now what did YOU think?
%+*%%s
Box should offer prize for
One-Piece Plan that would stop tn
war between Puritans and Liberal
over the so-called immoral bathin,
suits,
&&@s&s
The dancer donned her fesh-hue,
tights,
And hummed a little chant:
Man wants but little here below
And wants that little scant."
%*A#A%
"AND THE WOMAN PAYS"
(and pays and pays and pays
New York. March 29-The III
men arrested yesterday morning il
the raid on the Golden Glades,
dining hall at Sixty-sixth street am
Columbus avenue, charged with at