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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11
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TODAY, AUGUST IL

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500 p. M-Baseball scores.
s.ss P; M..Dinner concert by the KID
Victor Saudek, conductor
500 P. M.-Baseball scores: dinner
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and produce.
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tie symphony Orchestra, Victor
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ieId. Mass, Boston Herald-Traveler-
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Boston.
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ished by the United States depart
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Springfield.
$50 P. M.-Semi-oficial meeting of the
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Joe" Haubner.
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Making the Printed Word Work
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7.f5 P. M.--Program of music and adj
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Fort Orange Society dance orches-
ira. Solos by Edward Dillon, ten
or. and Leo Pearlman.
Talk, Movie Notions" Quinn Mar
d tin, Motion Picture Critic, New
York World; fox trot, Relieve
h Me-" Jerome. Fort Orange Society
d Dance Orchestra, Chester O'Hare,
& violin: Raymond A. Horn, piano;
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fox trot, I've Got Feeling for
= Ophelia," Henderson, Orchestra.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11
TallwOOd Inn At
Height of Season
Especial to Kennebec JournaD

tSpeCldl 10 heHneDeC JOuTIldlJ
Winthrop, Me-, Aug. 10-The sum-
mer season at Tallwood Inn Is now
at it's height. The larger number of
guests are from Massachusetts, and
great many are from New York.
Prop. Sam Patterson is busy plan
ming every summer pleasure for his
guests. The hotel. located on one
of the most picturesque spots on
Lake Maranacook, is very popular.
There is horseback riding and swim
ming and boating and canoeing. also
dancing and moving pictures in the
pavilion. The cottages of the Inn
also afford quiet and privacy for
those who seek it.
Included among the guests there
now are: Herbert F. Saloman, Ar
thur A. Hastings, Mr.. and Mrs. II. E.
Philfer. all of New York: Mrs. H. d.
Gennegle and son of Richmond Hills.
L. l.. AL Henson, Boston: Miss Fanny
Hirchkofs, Joseph Lucian. Sylvester
Rosenberger. Brooklyn, N. Y: Mrs. L
A. Butterfield, wellesley Hills, Mass:
Gertrude o. Whitney. Rhoda w.
Whitney, Portland; Helen o. Penney.
Leominster, Mass; Alice May Young.
Lawrence, Mass; Mrs. Carrie M.
Spidell and Miss Hazel E. Spidell.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11
Admiral Ferguson,
British Navy, Says
He Is Honored in
Visiting Maine

Gov. Baxter Saturday received a
communication from J. A. Ferguson
vice admiral of the British naval
FORCES, in response to a telegram sent
by the governor. Admiral Ferguson is
at Bar Harbor on the steamship Cal.
Quito.
Admiral Ferguson's communication
is as follows:
MY Dear Governor:
In reply to your kindly worded tele-
gram can only say the regret is mine
may L, through You, assure the people
of Maine that l am honored in visit.
ing their State. If that visit can in
any small degree strengthen the ties
between use, which you refer to, shall
be more than pleased.
(SignedD -. A. FERGUSON"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11
ADJUSTMENTS

Greatest Photoplay Ever Filmed Is
James Cruces "The Covered Wagon"
at the Augusta Opera House Today,
Tomorrow ana wednesday. Perfect
Realism, Strong Love Theme, Colos-
sal 0urdoor Scenes, Dramatic Action
and Thrills, Happily Blended In Big
Production.
One of the greatest photoplays
ever made, will be the popular verdict
when the motion picture public sees
James Cruces colossal Paramount pro-
duction, 1.-THE Covered Wagon" which
will be the feature at the Augusta OPP
era House today. tomorrow and
Wednesday. That is the prediction
made not only by Mr.. Cruze himself,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11
p. u. Order for Use
Balance of Yarmouth
Water Dist. Bond Issue

The Public Utilities Commission
handed down an order Saturday au-
thorizing the Yarmouth Water District
to use it's uneXpended balance of
$4496.29 from its 1923 bond issue of
$4,000, for the purpose of completing
improvements and protection at it's
source of water supply (Hayes)
SPRING., and to replace, renew or re-
pair underground wrought iron pipes
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11
Indian Night School
System To Be Extended

Washington, Aug. 9-(By A. P.)-
Extension of night schools for adult
Indians. given a trial at the Vamori
school Of the Papago Indians in
southern Arizona and at the Turtle
Mountain Reservation in North Da-
kota. is planned by the Bureau OF In
dian Affairs. The evening school In
Parago county, Ariz., was opened at
the request of Matthias Hendricks, a
Papago chief, who attended the
school himself and encouraged others
to do SO.
instruction is given at the schools
two evenings a week and the course
consists of work in the primary
grades. with the older Indians being
taught the English language. Schoi-
ars range in age from Is to So.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11
Round Table Talk

The Girls Club round table talk
which was postponed last Monday
night because of the rain will be held
this Monday evening at $50 o'clock
at the Community House. e. A.
Gray of Capitol City Corporation will
conduct the round table, and will talk
on The Girl and her Attitude and
Responsibility Toward ner Employer"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

at North Searsmont. Two horses W., ~.
burned, harnesses. wagons. cream Nd M
arator, all tools, small and iafsv .ssix
the household furniture was n' ~.
saved. This was one Of the peg, ,srs
of buildings in Searsmont. ana u.,s.,
the former home of Luther = Dss
man, the Sage of the Quaata pa ~ Sill,
It would probably cost hDout N n.
900 to replace them. Amount =
surance not known. ~
A strong wind accompanls1 ,ss
shower in some sections, biowins 81
from some trees and uprooting o'p
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

H. Price webber gladdened the
sight of many old friends on his ap-
pearance on the streets this morning.
and IL here for q few days. Mr.. Web
Der retains bis old time popularity az
an actor. and has many calls for his
services. Among his duties he Is q
correspondent OF the 80. John Globe.
cnd was formerly a printer In this
papers employ. and was also an ap-
The same time the present Finance
Minister OF the Dominion. was on the
staft, both being employed by Hon.
Joseph Howe.-St. John Globe.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

D. w. Adams of the D. w. Adams
Co., left Sunday night On business
trip to New York. Others in tho
Adams store who went Sunday to
Ne WORK for the store were John
Farnham. Mrs. Dixson and Mrs. M.
Louise Duffy. Sherman Adams of
the Gardiner store also went.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Opera House -- Monday. Tuesday
And wednesday-J. Warren Kerri-
gan. Lois Wilson, Alan Hale. Charles
Ogle. Ethel Wales. Ernest Terrence,
Tully Marshall in the Paramount
Super-Special. "The Covered Wag-
on: added feature. Ben Turpin in
yukon Jake" and World Sports.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred c. Cunningham
and daughter, lena Of Churchill road,
and Mrs. Charles Smith, Riverside
Drive were in Rumford recently
where they visited relatives. They
were accompanied by Mrs. r. w.
whitehouse and daughter Florence.
OF Rumford. who have been visiting
relatives on Churchill road and Rfv-
ersite Drive s
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Miss Marjorie Farnum Of this city.
left Friday for Richmond Hills, Long
island. n. Y. where she will be the
guest OF Mrs. Charles Crowell. for
emeriy Louise Folsom of this city, who
has been passing several weeks in
Maine,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Miss Jessie Carr, Miss Lora Pooler
and Miss Ruth Henderson were at
Weld over Sunday, guests of Miss
Ethel Russell at her camp. Miss Rus
sell has been passing several weeks
there.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Miss Delcina Carey, employed at
the Chernowsky store, left Saturday
on a two weeks vaaction. She will
pass the time at Old Orchard and
also with relatives and friends at
Manchester, N. II.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Julia A. Barker left Saturday for
South Burlington, VT. where she is to
speak at the Queen City Park Spirit
halist Camp Association. She will
also visit for a few days in Portland
and at Manchester, n. H.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Allen Bowling who is employed In
Biddeford. was in the city over the
week end, the guest of friends and
relatives.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Miss Mary Helson Of Portland, who
has been Visiting I'm this city at the
home of w. l.. Fifeld. left Saturday
for her summer home at Highland
Lake, accompanied by Eleanor Fineld,
who will be her guest for a week.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Mr.. and Mrs, Raymond of Eastern
avenue left Saturday for several
days visit at Boothbay where they
will be guests OF friends and rela-
.tives.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Miss Agatha Plante left Saturday
Tor her vacation which she will enjoy
1T Portland and Old Orchard.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Mrs. r. e. Blazer. who has been Wis
iting her cousin. Mrs. Elmer E. Park
man. left Saturday morning for her
home in Belott, Wis.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

DR.. and Mrs. NJ. L. Bonney and
dughter. Bernice, have returned to
their home in Caribou after a visit in
this place and other cities.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Neil Fossett and son
Junior Of saltwater. N. Y, have been
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Fffeld.
~ Melville street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

. Philip b. Stubs. assistant attorney
general. was a business caller, Thurs
day in Biddeford.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

r Miss Thelma Damren Of Oakland.
formerly of this city. is passing a few
days In the city as the guest of Mr..
and Mrs. ". e. Dunn, Maple street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11
Monday, August II, 1924.
| AUGUSTA LOCALS
I THEATRE ATTRACTIONS

Colonies Theatre - Monday and
Nussday--Monts Blue. Marie Provost.
Clauds Gillingwater. Betty Franscico
end Creighton Hale in How to Edu-
cate q Wife,: Fox Sunshine comedy.
e6ad But True"L Screen Review and
World News, -~.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Miss n. w. Fuller of Crosby street,
returned Saturday from an outing
which she enjoyed at Squirrel Island.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Political Advertisements Political
ADO-O~0<~O0~O1DO
The Issue Is Defined
Political Advertisements

The nomination of Ralph o. Brewster of Portland
for Governor of Maine, as the nominal Republican
candidate, makes the ISSUE which is to be decided on
September 8th 1t may be simply stated.
Shall the government of the State of Maine be
turned over to the Ku Kux Klan?
That issue oyershadows all others. It dwarfs into
insignifcance every other public question upon
which citizens might differ and which, under ordin
airy circumstances, they might desire to discuss and
hear discussed It is not the permanent issues of
the campaign; it is THE ISSUE.
1t is not religious ISSUE It is a governmental
issue. It is political issue purely. And it must be
met fairly, reasonably, but squarely. It cannot be
lodged. 1t cannot be evaded It cannot be ignored.
When the leader of the Kan organizers in Maine
announced little over year ago that the Khan
would name the next Governor of Maine, no one
took his statement very seriously. Few people
realized the force and strength of organized min
s ority in Primary election. The Klan may not
number more than 10000 members in Maine. Khan
and Klan sympathizers may not number more than
$4,000 voters in Maine but with that nucleus it was
possible for Mr.. Brewster, who clevery assumed the
role of the defendant of the Protestant faith and the
public school system, to get together following,
including a-substantia number of Democrats, of
$4,000 voters
1t is the same sort of scheme by which Brook
hart and Ladd captured Republican nominations for
the United States Senate, only in the one case the
group vote was the Klan and in the other Farmer
Labor adherentS.
The Klan having captured the Republican party,
it now remains to be seen whether not it can
capture Maine. 1t can only do so if Republicans
place their party above their state. We do not
believe that they will do We believe that party
lines will more nearly disappear on September 9Th
than in any election held in generation
Right thinking men and women Will not vote to
turn the government of Maine to any OATH
bound secret organization. We do not want in
visible government in Maine.
From out this is a battle, not between Re-
pubicans and Democrats but between right and
wrong, between tolerance and intolerance. between
hberaity and bigotry, between the doctrine of love
and the doctrine of hate, between decency and
vicious propaganda.
Democracy is on the right side of this issue and
the best class of Republicans will join us in the
fight.
DEMOCRATIC STATE COMMITTEE
By Clayton Eames Secretary
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Bernard Purinton and
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Sargent were at
pumpkin Island over Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Miss Alice Dolan of Gardiner was
in the city over Sunday visiting with
friends and relatives
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

M, L Wheeler. chief State automo-
bile inspector, was q business caller
Friday in Dexter.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

New Rochelle, n. Y; f. +. Bowen
Md. and Mr.. and Mrs. NJ, J. Bowen
Brookline, Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11
MONTvILIE
Lightning Strikes Farm
Buildings-Burn Livestock

CENTER-During the shower. Thurs-
day afternoon, lightning struck and
nred the farm buildings Of Levi Greer.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11
LOCAL. NOTICE

Dance at Branch Mills Grange hall
Tuesday evening. August L. Music
by - o'cicck Fellows Orchestra.
aug1fd2t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11

Food experts constantly warn against
the use of inferior products. Bakers
Extracts are of highest quality.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1924-08-11
Attention

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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-28

When In the course OF human
events these architects in idealism
make their vision develop such
mundane features as rolling fair
ways and marble Hobbies in the
town clubs-as they give every evil
dence OF doing--the New York
members will visit Detroit, or vice
versa, present his card to the
proper authorities and play his
round Of golf. He may then return
to the center Of town and put up
at the town club in surroundings at
once congenial and luxurious, with
the most modern of conveniences
and servants at his elbow, although
the writer has found it bad busi-
ness to use the elbow on servants.
Visionary? UtOpian? Perhaps,
but the men behind IL are far too
wealthy to buy castles In Spain
or q mirage In the desert. And
those who lack great wealth make
up for the deficiency by what
might be termed substances. They
are substantial citizens for the
most part.
No one would expect Louis Stod-
dard, millionaire, former Yale foot.
hall player, former international
polo star and present chairman Of
the American Polo Association, to
identify himself with an enterprise
of indefinite value. Mr.. Stoddard
has done more than allow himself
to be identified with the National
Town and Country Club. He has
permitted himself to be named
chairman of the New York chaptel
Mr.. Stoddard is only one Of many
athletic figures connected with the
project. There is, for example, one
Edward H. Coy. AS Ted Coy, Of
Yale, he was the Harold Red"
Grange OF his day on the gridiron.
Coy is vice-chairman Of the local
chapter. The treasurer Is Seth
Low, son, Of the former mayor Of
New York.
Some twelve years ago lanky
young man from Chicago startled
the athletic world by winning the
1OO-yard dash, the high jump and
the 220-yard hurdles at the national
track and field CHAMPIONSHIPS, and
the name 10 Loomis became famous
over night. 10, one Of the actual
organizers of the enterprise, has
been named chairman Of the Ma
IAOud4 AtAleItC OOIItI1lCL0Ss
On the New York chapters
athletic committee are jerome ID.
Travers, former national amateur
and open golf champion; Vincent
Richards. present Olympic tennis
champion; Jess Sylvester, national
amateur golf champion IN 1928;
William H. big Bill Edwards,
Princeton football star Of the nine.
ties and former Collector Of Inter-
nal Revenue here, and GrantIand
Rice, sport critic.
cupid" Black, a14-Amerlcan guard
at Yale in 1915, is one Of the COM
mon or garden members. Eddie
Rickenbacker, American ''ace'' dur
ing the war and former speed king
OF the automobile racing game, is
a member of the Detroit chapter.
A further aspect of stability is
lent the New York chapter by the
fact that Rex Beach, novelist; James
Montgomery Flagg, illustrator; Fred
Stone, aetora and Charles Fl. Sabin,
financier, are among it's members
In addition to the cities mentioned,
chapter are destined for Chicago,
Boston, Philadelphia, Baltimore, st.
Louis and Montreal.
Which makes it look very much
AZ though the rainbow's Vapor
might be turning to concerto.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-28
LEW MAYRS oUTPoINTS
Al GORDON, FANS KICK

BALTIMORE. Nov. %. - Lew
Mayrs, Southern featherweight cham
pion. was awarded the decision over
AL Gordon of Philadelphia. last
night in the twelve-round feature at
the Folly Theater. The decision
failed to meet with the approval
Of the fans. The Quaker naauler par
ried the fight to Mayrs, especially
in the last four rounds, and many
were of the opinion that he had a
winning advantage at the end. There
were no knockdowns.
Eddie Stack won from Nick Brown
in the second round, Referee Her,
man Miller giving the former the
honoB on a foul.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-28
HOWARD FALLS
HARD IN Bis
GRID GAME
Lincoln Lions Romp Through
Bisons and Win coIored I.
Title

Howard University today is
slnarting from one Of the most
singing defeats 1t ever received
from its arch rival, Lincoln uni.
versity, which triumped, 81 to o,
before crowd of nearly 10000 at
American league park, and won
the colored intercollegiate football
championship. 1t was the thirtieth
gridiron clash between these lead
ing colored institutions. Lincoln
has won fourteen times, Howard
eleven, and five games ended in
ties.
Jazz Byrd, the Red Grange of
the colored grid, was a dazzling
aEar, but he had lots OF help from
the other Lincoln Lions in crush.
ing the Bisons. Left End Ian.
caster picked up tumble and ran
forty-eight yards through the How
ard team for a touchdown.
Crudup, the Lincoln right end.
showed lots Of class as a drop,
kicker. He booted four extra
points after touchdowns.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1924-11-28

Take the tur- RI
key in his naked ana uncouth
form and the best you can say
for him is that he's a deceased
fowl. But slap him up in a
Havaland casket, cremate him
until you can hear him gobble,
and then you've got something.
Turkey indeed makes Thanks
giving unanimous and all pal
ates akin, but if that bird ever
took a tumble to himself and
walked out on the occasion the
Presidents proclamation would
not even throw an echo.
The turk is q migratory ami
NAL, but he doesn't, carry his
wanderlust into enough deci-
mails. If he would start going
somewhere about November /
and not buy a return trip ticket,
he might get some place.
But it seems that the height
of his ambition is to get out of
the hen house and into the
kitchen through which he takes
a short detour to dining room
oblivion from which no trav-
eler ever returneth.
He isn't satisfied to roost in
the barn along with the owls
and gnineas, but insists on
perchipg in the center Of
mothers best embroidery where
the family can serenade it with
the latest soup chant.
Although he has only two
legs, he is the most popular
perambulator in the menagerie,
so you can imagine what a
social lion he would be If he
were q centipede.
Indigestion, however, is not
the only thing the festive spar
row is good for. He makes the
best feather busters q wife
could possibly fling at her way
ward half.
-s----
Furthermore, if she misses
him the feathers are curved so
they will boomerang home, q
refractory quality which is not
true Of the rolling pin, carving
knife, breadboard or other
household missiles.