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Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01

Of a more detailed report Of Mr..
Schall's address. Following the
meeting he and Mrs. Schall (she
being his eyes) enjoyed a lunch
together with the campaign
manager. Mr.. Jacobs. elso editor
of the Harpoon. and another
friend. and about 2 a. m. they
journeyed on in rain and mud via
the auto route to Minneapolis.
they to appear at Buffalo. near
the Twin Cities, the following
day.
Mr.. Schall announced that he
would make three addresses each
day from now until the prima-
ries. showing that he is a man Of
fighting ability and iron consti-
tuition.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01
Otems Omitted Last Meek.l

Miss Alice braves came home
from Duluth Sunday. Carl Han
son of Duluth, accompanied her
home and visited here until
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Waldner and two
sons, George and Gilbert, motor
ed to the Cities and from there
they will go to Watertown, S. d.
to spend the rest of the week.
Rev. Glade will conduct Ger
man Lutheran services Sunday,
May A, at 2 o'clock in the Swed-
ish Lutheran church. He will
speak in English. Everybody in
vited.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert DeMaris
of Nashwauk, spent part of the
week here with his brothers and
families, Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. De-
Maris and Mr.. and Mrs. Jess d.
DeMaris.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01
CENTRAL DEMANDS
SEARCHING AUDIT
Only One Side Presented At
Hearing on Pig Sales,
Montgomery Says.

The Central Commission Asso-
citation has asked that the De-
partment Of Agriculture make a
complete audit of all its books to
remove any cause for suspicion
and criticism. according TO ]. s.
Montgomery, manager. in
statement covering the recent
public hearing on boycott
charges filed by the Minnesota
Pig and Cattle Co.
We ask our patrons TO with
hold adverse criticism until the
case has been concluded" Mr..
Montgomery says. I'VE can not
publish any Of our evidence at
this time in fairness to the gov
eminent. The hearing was adj
journed to an indefinite date.
without our attorney having an
opportunity to cross-examinc J.
p. Kuehner. our former Office
manager who appeared. as a wit
ness for the complainant.
The complainant offered
heresay evidence to the effect
that w. G. Metcalf, Central's
head hog salesman. was in part
nership with Mr.. Franzmcier Of
Coats. in a boar feeding project.
but both Mr.. Franzmeier and his
son testified that Metcalf was
not a partner in the project and
was not financially interested.
The complainant also testi-
fed that Swift, Armour, Bangs
and Berry. Lewis, King Pig Co.
and others were his competitors
and that they had bought pigs
from Central.
We believe shippers UNDER
stand motives back of the hear
ing; motives which have prompt
ed>all the vicious propaganda cir
culated by our competitors in the
past"
Mr.. Montgomery cites the
fact that the Minnesota Pig and
Cattle company was represented
at the hearing by J. s. Boyd, Sec
rotary of the National Livestock
Exchange.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01
Pleasant Hill Neighborhood

The Kvasnicka family spent
Sunday at the Rudd home in
Park.
Mrs. Grace Pearson was a
Sandstone visitor between trains
Monday.
Chas. Kunz and family of Park.
were Sunday callers at the Geo.
Robinson home.
Spring seeding is now in full
swing, John Mach being the first
to get his grain sown.
Mrs. Kalafut and Mrs. Sharp
steen of Park. called at the
Frank Mach home Tuesday.
Our local photographer, Alex
johnson, took pictures of the
Pleasant Hill school, Tuesday.
Mrs. R. P. Davis of Superior.
came down Monday to spend a
few days with her daughter, Mrs.
George Owen.
Olof A. Peterson who has been
spending the past month at the
home of his sister, Mrs. Berg
lund, left for his home at Isanti.
Monday.
The correspondent is informed
that John Nouza, who left for
Chicago last fall to work for the
winter has decided to prolong his
stay there, having rented his
land here to Frank Mach. John
has taken unto himself a wife,
being married March 9Th. Con-
gratulations.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01
BRUNO SCHOOL NOTES
First and Second Grades.


The primary room is now max
ing May baskets.
The first grade has had the
banner for two weeks now.
The honor roll for March was
as follows: A-Clarice Holm,
Lucille Monette, Lucille Skinner,
Arthur Dracy, Eleanor Korb and
Ward Edwards. B-Lenora Rupp,
Elizabeth Howey, Velma Mat
thes and Lynn Howey.
Third and Fourth Grades.
Marjorie Holm has finished the
Courts tests and is starting over
on high speed.
The 4th grade still holds the
banner as hardness always hin.
ders the 3rd grade.
We are glad to hear that Mer'
rift Steele is expected home
from the hospital this week.
High School.
Miss Hoaglund's drawing class
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01

gram for a young peoples con-
ference to be held here some
time in June. Miss Sigma Swan
son Of st. Paul. was here. Miss
Swanson is superintendent of
young peoples division for Pine
county. Mrs. DeMaris president
of the Pine County Sunday
School Association, was also
present. Mr.. Garrison, state
secretary, was expected to be
here but missed his train so
phoned his plans to Mrs. De-
Maris. The date of conference
and program will appear later.
A letter received from the
John Jensen family of Cogswell,
N. d., bears the sad news of the
death of little Lydia Jensen, age
II years and 6 months. The
cause of death was scarlet fever.
This was also the cause of the
death of Vilinda Forsyth who
preceded her baby sister just 8
days. Little Loretta Jensen was
still quite sick but the others are
getting along real well. Vilin-
da's little boy, Sonny" has had
the scarlet fever and recovered.
The infant daughter is being
cared for elsewhere to prevent
her contracting the disease. The
sympathy of the entire communi-
ty is extended to the Jensen
family in their great sorrow.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01

has been busy making posters.
advertising Mr.. Bob"
The senior class play mr.. Bob
will be given Friday and Satur-
day evenings, May 2 and 3. at
eight o'clock. Admission will be
charged: thirty cents for adults,
fifteen cents for children. The
characters are as follows: Philip
Royson, Robert Tabery: Robert
Brown, Jay Travers; Jenkins,
Oliver Armstrong; Rebecca Luke,
Anna Rupp; Katherine Rogers,
Grace Dracy; Marion Bryant,
Thekla Berglund; Patty. Lola
Gabell.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01
mo- GAS TAX VOTES
WILL HIT HIGHWAYS
Adoption of Amendment i'm No.
vember Only to Provide How
Funds Shall be Used il Case
line is Taxed.

If a tax on gasoline is ever col
lected in Minnesota do auto own
ers want the money used for
more good roads or toward pay
ing the general expenses of run
ming the state government?
That is the gas tax" question
on which they will vote at the
state election next November,
and not whether the tax shall be
levied, for the legislature al
ready has power to impose it
Attorney General c. L. Hilton
rules.
Universal understanding OF
this fact among Minnesota vot.
ers, highway users are predict
ing, will mean a record majority
in favor of the amendment be-
cause if called on to pay a gas tax
the owners of nearly 100000 cars
and trucks will want the money
used on the roads-not for gener-
al state expenses. For the rea-
son that the amendment must
have a majority of all votes cast,
not to vote will be the same as a
mo" vote.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01
THROWN UP BY VOLCANOES
AIsutian Islands In the BerIno Sea
Born" ~ Result Of Great Con-
vuisions Of Mature.

The first Of the Bogoslof group Of
the Aleutian islands was born" 126
years ago. There was . great con-
vulsion in the Boring sea, about
twenty-five miles north Of Unalaska,
and an island appeared above the
surface Of the stormy watern This
islet which rose TO . height Of
nearly three thousand feet above
sea level, was christened Bogoslof
BY the Russians, who then owned
Alaska. II remained solitary and
alone until 1882, when another vol
canic eruption in the sea was fol-
lowed by the birth Of another island
near the first.
For two years the new island was
the scene OF an active eruption.
Then it cooled gradually. and, like
the first islet, became the home Of
seals and sea lions and the breeding
grounds for sea birds. The third Of
the Bogoslof group was born sixteen
years ago. The "baby" was smaller
than its elder sisters, being about .
third Of mile in diameter and with
an altitude Of some 600 feet, but the
following year another CONFUSION
Of nature resulted in nearly doubling
its area. Since then several other
islands have been born in various
parts Of the Alsutian chsin--Chi-
cago Journal. =.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01
TOM SCHALL IS
WELL RECEIVED

Wonttnuon fFom thkr
another $1,000 for anybody who
can prove that he ever voted
against legislation favorable to
the farmers. This challenge has
also been made in previous cam
paigns.
If milking cows and saving
wood are two of the qualifica-
tons for the United States SEN
ate the speaker said he thought
he could qualify as he had had
much experience in that line in
his younger days. However. he
said. legal talent will be no detri-
ment but rather very necessary
qualification.
Mr.. Schall went into the ques-
ton of treaties and showed the
necessity Of strong men Of inde-
pendence in the United States
Senate, men with education. abil-
ity and experience. who under
stand international law and with
education enough to enable them
to draft treaties and laws.
He spoke of the Supreme Court,
the judicial branch Of our gov
eminent. and the necessity for
keeping it intact as a check on
Congress against passing any
laws taking away individual
rights guaranteed in the consti.
tuition.
Mr.. Schall classed Magnus
Johnson and Ole Sageng as be-
longing to the system" and that
the money powers did not care
as to which one Of the two was
chosen to represent Minnesota in
the Senate. He made practical.
ly no reference to Oscar Hallam
who is also candidate on the
Republican ticket.
Time and space will not permit
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01
BRUNO

Bert Rose returned from SUI
perior Sunday.
Lester Hammer went to Su-
perior Tuesday.
Edwin Armstrong was in
Sandstone Monday.
Hunter Goddard left for Mil
Ter, S. D.. Wednesday.
Miss Valma Hendricks return
ed from Duluth Friday.
Rev. C. Ward Simpson returned
from Chicago Wednesday.
Mrs Traver and Jay were
shopping in Sandstone Monday.
Mrs. Ella Norton and Arthur
of Kerrick, were in town Tues
day evening.
Mrs. Dracey from southern
Wisconsin, is visiting her son and
family here.
Mrs. Beryl Lees has been ill
the past week with a very bad
cold but is better at present.
Mrs. Gabiel and children who
spent a week with her daughter,
Mrs. Rist, left for st. Paul Sum
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Spires of Swan,
Iowa, are visiting at the home of
their daughter, Mrs. Walter
Hammer.
Mrs. Harriet Upton of Wind
sor, ILL.,, and Hunter Goddard are
guests at the home of Mrs. Tip
tons sister, Mrs. Bert Rose.
Miss Myrtle McLain spent the
week end with Miss Della Green.
She was on her way from Duluth
to st. Paul where she teaches.
Presbyterian Sunday school at
GAS; church services at IL
o'clock; c. E. at 1880. Rev. Simp-
son will occupy the pulpit again
Sunday.
Mr.. Ekmark left Monday for
Carlton where he has work in
the depot and Bert Rose resumed
his work as night man in the
depot here.
The rag ball social given at
Mr.. Stallbaum's was we'll attend
ed considering the weather and
roads. Mr.. Stallbaum certainly
made the guests feel welcome
and entertained them fine. The
proceeds was $13.05.
Mrs. Nettie Laying received
word from Fargo Wednesday of
last week that Laura was worse
and was in the hospital. She had
to resign her school and will re-
turn home when she is able to
leave the hospital. A telegram
later states she is somewhat bet
ter and her condition is consider
ed not so serious.
Rev. Mcleod and Rev. S. A.
Blair of Duluth, spent Sunday
here. Rev. Mcleod gave the
morning sermon and Rev. Blair
the evening sermon in the Pres
byterian church. The congrega-
tlon was much pleased with both
services as neither of the min
isters had been here for some
time. Rev. Mcleod is leaving
his position as pastor at large
and has accepted a pastorate at
Two Harbors where he was
pastor before. He is moving
this week to Two Harbors.
A set-up conference was held
Sunday afternoon tn SET nm a nro-
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01

knead the udder with the fist
for about lois minutes.
If goiter appears in the herd,
the cows should be given SIS
drops of Iodine about once a
week for a couple months.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1924-05-01
PINE COUNTY
FARM NAMES
REGISTERED)

Registration fee Soc. ct Register Of Deeds
Once. Pine City. MINI.
1. The Pine Grove Dairy Farm.
2. Clover Leaf Farm.
3. Baumgarten Helm.
Idlewiid Farm.
s.. Manor Oak.
9. Oak Dale.
j. Clover Crest Farm.
3. ClOverdale Farm.
10. Eimwood Farm.
II. Oswald Farm.
~. Highland Farm.
13. East View Farm.
IL. Midway Farm.
Is. Evergreen Farm.
IS. Lake View Farm.
II. Hopewcll Farm.
IS. Center Grove Farm.
10. Meadowbrook Holstein Farm.
20. Clover Lawn Farm.
"a. Sprin gdale.
%. Sunny Side.
%. Fairview Farm.
20. Clover Leaf stock Farm.
rs. Shady Wood.
rs. sunny I'm Farm.
~. Maple Grove Farm.
rs. Grand Meadow Farm.
~. Popple Grove.
30. Willow Lane Farm.
81. North Star Farm.
30. Clover Hill Farm.
30. Oyerum Farm.
81. Willow Brook Farm.
IS. Glendale Farm.
90. North Land Stock Farm.
81. Burr Oak Farm.
IS. Silver Wood Ranch.
80. Ferndale.
90. Solbakke Farm.
81. Eimhurst Stock and Dairy Farm
~. Meadow Lawn Farm.
-. Highland Park Farm.
~. Meadowyiew.
as. Guernsey Brook Farm.
80. Twin Oak Farm.
~. Pine Lake Stock Farm.
-. The Pines.
~. Oak Lawn.
so. Dagset Farm,
81. Brook Side Farm.
So. May Flower Farm.
81. Sunrise Farm.
3. Dover 8slrs t sssao s,o ssoc Farm Farm.
So. Four Leaf Clover Farm.
81. Hilcrest stock Farm. n
S.. John Hancock Farm.
90. Cherry Grove Farm.
so. BirkedaIs Farm.
81. Valley Farm.
81. Balssm Grove Farm.
SO. Hinckley Dairy stock Farm.
O.. Pfnehurst Farm.
IS. Maple View Farm.
GO. Elm View Farm.
81. wood side stock Farm.
So. GuernseydaIe Farm.
90. VALLEY View stock Farm.
n. sunny View Farm.
~. Oak Hi Farm.
"a. Dale Grove.
~. brentwood Farm.
&c. Oak Lake stock Farm.
II. Meadow Lane Stock Farm
~. RiveTdale Farm.
~. The Pioneer Farm.
20. sunny slope Farm.
Al. Brookneid Dairy and Stock Farm. I
~. Chengwatana Stock Farm.
~. South side Farm.
~. Riverside Stock Farm.
as. Clover Park Farm.
~. Pine View Farm.
~. FafrvieT Home.
a.. Clover Leaf Guernsey Farm
-. Forest Home Farm.
30. Ffm View stock Farm.
81. south View Dairy Farm
81. Merrydale Dairy Farm.
%. Woodland Farm.
-. Cioveriy Farm
IS. Clover View Dairy.
%. white Feather Farm.
~. Liberty Dairy Farm.
%. Valley View Dairy Farm.
-. independent Dairy Farm
100. Twin Pine Dairy Parrn.
f0t. Evergreen View Farm.
ie2. Fertile Valley Farm.
fO1 Blrchdafe Yarn
fef. West View Dairy Farm
1875. Juatamere Farm
fag Beaverdam Farm
les. Elm Crest Dairy Farm.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-09-20

Dear Miss Flo: When young
man asks your company home and
you have company, what should be
your answer? (2)When a gentle
man asks a young lady to be his wife
what should be her reply If she
wishes to marry him? CD What
sort of a gift would be proper to
give to young man for a birthday
present? (4) In having box sup
per, is it polite for young girl to
describe her box if she is asked to
do SO by one of her boy friends?
60 When a lady is asked by young
man her age, should she tell him?
CO Is it out of the way for an en-
gagged couple to kiss goodnight?
Thank you PEGGY. =
CD If you have an escort home.
tell the gentleman that you s-have
made arrangements for going home,
CD That's rather difficult question
to answer, Peggy, as it depends en-
tirely upon the girls nature and her
emotions. Suppose, for instance,
John says to Mary: MARY, darling;
1 love you and want you to marry
me- If Mary is a modern, frank
young person, and she iso sure that
she wants to marry John, she will
| probably say: ''I also love you
John, and will be very happy to be
your wife" Then, again, Mary may
be little shy, and she may not be
quite ready to say, eyes" In thai
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,--,,9sSallies ls -
Temptations -
~ ,s.sn.l
Ted Billings-At His Worst.

men. Curtiss Wright hadn't even
permitted ME- to kiss him when we
were playing silly game earlier IN
the evening, and while Ted's words
wounded me deeply, couldn't bear
having Curtiss Wright accused OF
something he was above doing.
hated the injustice of his implica'
tlons.
Listen, Ted" tried to summon
a tone of raillery. you're tight and
you're not being good sport, either.
You can't find this in the book of
etiquette. 1t isn't bein done this
season." and I smiled family, until
l noticed that he wasn't paying the
slightest attention to what was say
ing
Then 1 struggled desperately, but
he twisted my head up with his arm
and forced more of his offensive
kisses upon me.
''Ted, you dog!" 1 screamed at
h,m LET me go or I'll hoEler!"
There was no need now of pretense
of humour.
Go ahead, and holler your head
off," he suggested, grabbing me
closer. 'No one can hear the pretty
lady"
Ted painted: ''I've got you! Vince!
What a Ill mermaid"
"Tell you what let's do, Ted" max
ing my voice as natural as possible.
"Sit down. we'll have a good old
'fag' and talk it over "
Talk, hell" he laughed harshly.
Come on, now, liP Thallie"-Pll
never forget the disgusting way he
said my name-"be the life of this
party. Don't chew wanna love me?"
He didn't even look like the Ted
Billings I had always known. Gone
was the good-humoured boy with
whom l had laughed and danced and
frolicked SINCE childhood. I looked
across the lonesome sand dunes and
realized the situation and for the
first time in my life was frantic.
''I'm not like that, I'm good, really
I am Ted; please, please let me 60"
I began to- sob.
STUFF dom, go, Thallie, you're
spoofn'!" And with that he gave
one tug at, my shoulder strap and ]
could hear. the taffeta splitting.
"Let me go, you CAD" I Kissed
at him. BIt he jeered at my efforts.
Continued Next Week.
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boy Howdy!" 1 finally managed
to exclaim when I saw that the
strange visitor was Ted Billings
Gosh, you gave me an awful start,
1 continued. L didn't recognize
you. Ted, you're so squiffy."
He caught my shoulders, This was
the second time that night they hat
been held firmly. Curtiss Wright
had pressed his hands to them a few
moments before. but this time the
touch was different. Ted's grip was
so intense.
9TH awright, Thallie,' he STAN
mered, "all that innocent baby-doll
stuff it'll over. I love you, you lii
DEVIL" he concluded, at the same
time trying to force his kisses upon
me. / had never seen Ted drunk
before and he was revolving. A bit
of Marjorie Chenoweth's philosophy
came across to me at that very mo-
ment. Laugh, Bambina," she had
told me in one of her heart-to-heart
confessions. men can't stand to be
made fun of in their loVe-making.
rtney WduI tO NC SSiiouS ohu q SSASS
soRhumour is sometimes more protec-
ton to a girl than chaperone, or
q even virtue!" 80, / II,
l'Where'd you get that pre-Xo stead
iag5g. old Scout?" 1 laughed up at
TED Billings. "Come off, Teddy, you
aren't a sheik and this isn't the Gar
dSa of Allah. It's Atlantic Beach
and much nicer"
EThis is no joke, stop that Internal
kidding" he commanded, and his
fIsers sank deeper. you've had a
PRETTY good time playing with me,
but that don't go tonight. Dye hear
yon lii beauty"
= He crushed me to him and l felt
a wave of repulsion that was over,
widening. Our shadows made weird
distorted blotches, like giants on a
string. in the moonlight.
tDon't be so squirmish," ne adj
monished "Wassa matter, Thallle
YOU never have minded lii loving
Dent be so stingy with your kisses F..
All. savin' 'em for your architec'
friend" he sneered. "The rest OF
the bunch aren't dumbells, Tha lie;
we all knew you were pullin' pet
tin, party"
| hnched, and the picture of Cur
tiss Wright paraded before me.
could not help comparing the two
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1924-09-20
HOW DOES A GIRL ACCEPT HER
YOUNG MANS PROPOSAL?
MISS FLO ANSWERS GIRLS MOST INTERESTING
by FLO 49,

case, she will tell him something
like this: John, dear, like you
very much but think I would like
few days in which to think it over
AS a matter of fact, Peggy, there
are few real proposals. By the time
that stage of love is reached, where
a man wishes to marry a girl, there
is Just sort of an understanding, and
before they know it, they are plan
ming their living room, furniture,
curtains, etc. And if there should
be a really honest-to-goodness pro
posal. Mary's own feelings will guide
her speech.
co If you wish to give a boy
friend a gift, why not make it a
carton of his favorite cigarettes, a
book, initiated handkerchief, or
some other small gift that will be
practical and, that will be sure to be
appreciated ca 1t doesn't show
very good sportsmanship to describe
your box to the boy with whom you
would like to share your box. The
idea of the. box supper is. more or
less, game of chance, and the, gen.
,tieman is supposed to take chance
upon getting the box belonging to
the girl he would like to have supper
with. In other words it would be
cheating and giving the boy an I'M
fair advantage to describe your box.
(5) 1t is permissible for the lady to
tell the gentleman her age if she
wishes. CO. An engaged couple may
kiss goodnight.
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WelI-Be Tactful

Physician: your digestion is bad.
Make an effort to be happy. Don't
worry-especially when you are eat
ing. Laugh at your meals" ~.
Newlywed: Even if my wife has
cooked it,"
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June i, Bride in September

Bride. GIVE me a pound Of oys.
ters." (. S;33,s {. s. ~. : 49,
Clerk: Eve sell thenl ny the
measure
Bride: "Oh-all right. Then give
me yard Of oysters.
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Bill: "Shake!! I've gotta: ham
f1ivver." .ssS::
We've Seen Her
rs z:
DilIingham aSteye,s wife isf'a hot
sketch, She never can. make up her
mind" <;.t.-:
Z Hamilton: t.WelI-it's the only
thing about her not made up"
AS Tourists See 1t
: Fack: .Yafk city III burt
upon an sf soE ocks - a
rs Ode to Skeptics - ,s, a
Tell us not IN nonrnf Full numbers y
3 Adxertising the. bunk, Il
For the 4busiRsss men who sfumber
Soon find trade; Is mighty punk.
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