The Washington times., 1924-05-13
The Teelrling Times
By TINY TESSIE.

AppIeoauce In Pancake Rowan
"A score or more Of company were
seated round throne,
One man for every nation represent
ed, II was known;
While In the chair of honor at the
head and looking across.
The King Of all decsivers sat, Q
dish Of applesauce.
First raised an issue Swedish Ring,
dandy from the Alps;
suppose poor William had been
killed: where now would be
Our country is a backward one;
we're overgrown with moss."
said the King. "They shot the
apple-Applesauce.
The French Ruak was a nervous
chap. and interested in navies.
he said, Our country's full Of hate,
tits running our Sgrayies;
Our work will progress finely, We
want separations loss"
The King looked up and grimaced:
Applesauce."
A rice cake from Japan sat near n
=, thin and sallow guy.
His nerves wreck from earth
quakes, but he still looked
90 mighty sly.
OuE neNys DIG: We want to come
~ within your shores and boss"
The King banged down his ,Ravel:
Appesauce."
Hungaria sent gouiash--all her
dough had gone to pot
Hne gouiash' was unhappy; mixed
49,. emotions was his lot.
oh. help. US please" he yelled
aloud. or BudapestS a loss"
but the King, unmoved, still stated
"ApDlesauce."
The Mexican 5;',,. nj, Frijole was a psppery
Hard baked, hard boiled in every
o. way: with spices he was spry.
better" snickered he, '1f
ma served q U. 8. total loss.''
AnAt brought q fiendish grin from
AppleSauco.
The Danish pastry hadn't much Of
anything to say,
nor nad the Holland sweiback:. he .
mr was stale in every way. ~
Aney were thinking OF their tulips.
their cows and their canaIR
And Of travelling on the Zuydar
Zee with all their, little pals.
The Flatbrodt out Of Norway had
~ fiathead hard as nails;
argued and harrangued until he
nettled all those males \
ABOUT an eight-hour day for rein
A. oecr. also Northern .lights,
Ana asked that sweet Aurora
tl@ Sorealis sleep at nights.
The Russian Biinis looked amazed.
..n~ ana stumbled up the step.
'.NO take your lights and eft ON
b nSI' poor Norway would
we've e.. radicals Of every shade
The king looked quite diasnstsS.
F Applesaucs, the little bum"
The noodle out of China HAD pre-
n. vs ssIvsd q stole stare;
~. 2 most astonished glare;
Aeo Just remembered suddenly an
~ appetizing dish
y curry rice and noodles, served
,, win navory flaky fish.
The Poi from Malay took a alant
AnA Turkish paste nearby,
SHkied, Were alike, my boy,
wa.r. r !mnetnods come quite high:
"s neither Of uS civilized, We
lIy.w suck on nattons' hands,; *
az" Slick upon the, palate Of
All kinds Of foreign lands.
The German rfannekuchen clssp.d
q, Americas pancake.
,S We are alke," he purrOd,'
~. go long We have to bake
lhe pancake stdled far away -and
-, gave his head a toss
Ia Deutschland uber allies, ist
senug Won applesauce."
titanan MArasehino couldn't help u
swaFthy grin:
He blushed from suppresaed LAUGHTER.
ana he nearly burst his skin;
tou couldn't really Help him; he was
thinking of Fiume
ana e-wondering how the Kuchen
s. sot that Ubsr Allies tune.
Now, folks. this IL a story Of the
troubles Of the world,
When nations half forget their state
ana leave their flags, unfurled;
TnSy come into this country Just %
9et their stuff across.
Ana we've rot q little remedy-we
oall ~ hDDla1auoa.