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The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-30
DEATHS

Mrs. lueOrYIn DMdsy---Iue DUuy ol nl. Georgia Duffey age 2s, who died Sun day morning at local infimaFy, was sent to Cullman, Ala; Su day noon by Vice for burial. She is survived by her husband and father. Miss Sarah Annie Rebecca WIIliams--Fun- erai services for Miss Sarah gAnuie Re- becea Williams. age Il, who died Sat urday night at Tuscaioosa. Ala, will be held Monday afternoon from Lige Loy's chapel Burial will follow in Elm wood cemetery. James Wesley Lane-FunsraI services for James Wesley Lane. age S5, who died Saturday at the residence. 207 Broad street. Elyton, will be held at o'clock Burial will follow in ElmWood ceme- tery with Lige, Loy in charge.
 Mrs. Josephine Hearn-Mrs Josephine Hearn, n. died at a local infiFmary early Sunday night She is survived by three sons. Jack Hearn of Birminghani and Jason Hearn and Ivy Hearh of Texas; two daughters. Mrs. Dolly Willis of Texas, and Mrs. Vicie Mathews of BesSemer. Funeral arrangements will De announced later by Vice.
 Margaret Elizabeth Veasey-MarEarst ElizaLeth Veasey 10, died at the home of her parents in Margaret. Ala. late Saturday night. She Is survived by her parents Mir. and Mrs, A. P. Veasey. Funeral servlces will be held from the home Monday morning at 10 o'clock IntermeAk @iu take !. place at the
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-30
'BERRY'S FRIENDS
 CLAIM 46O VOTES
Expect Nomination For Vice President On
 " First Ballot |.

NEW YORK, June Managers and supporters of the various avowed presidential nomination are begging first place on the ticket temporarily eclipses all else.
 Edward Antrim, of Ohio, manager for George l.. Berry, of Tennessee, whose headquarters have been open ever since the convention met, issued state- ment tonight declaring that Major Berry was reasonably sure of 460 votes that we consider as pledged from preferential primaries, state conven- tions and endorsements"
 I've have reasonable hopes for an additional number that will give Mfr. Berry the nomination upon the first ballot," the statement added. 'g;.,
 The headquarters of Alvin Owsley, of Texas, former national commander of the American Legion, issued no state ment, but the Texans managers as- serted the statement of leaders of the former service mems bloc that increas- ing support had been found for nomina- tion of a veteran was favorable toward their candidate. A similar declaration was made by Major Berry's supporters.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-30

goggled at her as she sat on the floor. The king said:
 Do not be annoyed, madame. That often happens"
 The millionaires like kings nowadays.
 One French soldier I know is per suaded this is the true land of promise. He spent the four years of the war in the mud of the Balkans. Demobbed, he cakle over here to cook. During his time off he learned to twist the per manent wave demanded by all New York women.
 "Now, see you,"" said he, T do three waves at forty dollars wave each day. The manicures, shampooers and others pay all the expenses of my es- tablishment. I am getting rich" The one thing I do not like about the story is that he learned to twist permanent waves between frying pans so they say. Somehow, I do not like the combination of human hair and a chef.
 Caution demands that his name be not revealed. But the other day he or dered six cases of whisky from his boot | legger, and it was delivered in taxi cab in the original packages. The cases were not wrapped or disguised ir any way. One might never have heard of prohibition except for the price. That isn't so bad," said the friend who heard the story. "I gave a party
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-06-30

That's what wanted to speak about" said he. "The first thing you must do is take off fifteen pounds"
 The string bean silhouette is social necessity.
 This morning one of the armored cars in which the banks transport money in more or less safety from the beleaguer. ing bandits passed the bus on which ] rode. The porthole through which the defenders are presumed to fire at the guerillas was on a level with my eyes One expected to see the guards sitting in grim silence, clutching their guns ready to fire.
 They were smoking cigarettes and playing pinocle. A pair of nameless millionaires and pair of nameless royalties figure ir this. The millionaire and his wife be gan life in three-room house. Their success has been something to be proue of, but it may be admitted that the, do not know the manners of courts They were presented not long ago t, the unnamed royal pair.
 My wife had spent three week. learning to drop courtesy" said tn, millioned man. When she was usheret into the royal presence she sank superb ly. Her heel caught in the hem of hel skirt and she could not get up. W
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
LITTLE GUIDANCE
GIVEN IN SEARCH
FORHOLD-UP MEN
Armed Bandits Get $40 in
One Robbery Nothing
in Second.

Police today investigated two hold
ups, with only meager descriptions of
the bandits.
Louis Lloyd, 40 Hanson St, told
officers two armed men held him up
near his home Wednesday night. They
took $40 Lloyd said both talked like
colored men.
William Pefley, 1904 n. Tuxedo St,
reported he was held up by a man
with blue steel revolver. Peffiey said
he had only ten cents.
BOarder Takes Own Clothes
DIR. F. p. Bitters, who conducts a
rooming house at 1875 w. Walnut St.
told police a roomer climbed through
q window and got two boxes of cloth
ing Bitters was holding for his bill.
Laura Hall. colored, 334 n. Missouri
ST, found two colored men asleep in
her bed. They gave their names as
Assoc Scribner and Enoch Lockat after
they left a roomer, Rose Spencer, col
ored, discovered $92 missing.
Other reports:
COvaine Stolen
Dr.. William F. Rust, 1922 S. East
ST.. half ounce of cocaine from office.
William finder. 1417 w. Twenty
Seventh St, watch valued at $3.50
from Y. NJ. c. A locker.
B. r. Monday. 929 Park Ave. double
barreled revolver. value, $3.50.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
RED PEPPER STOPS
BACKACHE, LUMBAGO

The heat of red peppers takes the
ouch" from a sore lame back. 1t
can not hurt you. and it certainly
ends the torture at once.
When you are suffering so you can
hardly get around. just try Red Pep
per Rub, and you will have the quick
est relief known. Nothing has such
concentrated, penetrating heat as red
peppers.
Just as soon as you apply Red Pep
per Rub you will feel the tingling
heat In three minutes 1t warns the
sore spot through and through. Pain
and soreness are gone.
Ask any druggist for a jar Of
Rowles Red Pepper Rub. Be sure to
get the genuine, with the name
Rowles on each package.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
REMUS APPEAL TO
COURT REJECTED
Cincinnati Attorney Must
Serve Sentence,

George Remus. Cincinnati lawyer,
who Federal prohibition officers allege
wasShead Of one of the largest liquor
rings in the United States. and who
was convicted at Cincinnati more than
a year ago of violating prohibition
laws, has lost his appeal to the United
States Supreme Court. He was SEN
fenced to two years in the Federal
prison at Atlanta. Ga.
His arrest resulted from investiga-
tons in raids made by Bert c. Nor
gan, prohibition director for Indiana,
and Federal agents on Death Valley
Farm, just over the Indiana line, in
Ohio.
At the time. it was said Remus Of
fered Morgan bribes aggregating $780,
600. Remus is under Indictment in
Federal Court in Indianapolis.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
NURSERY HAS BUSY YEAR
Fifty Children Day Is Average for
I92ACost Sl2,562.

An average of fifty children daily
attended the Indianapolis Day Nurs-
cry, $50 w Vermont St, in 1928. at
a cost of 53.5 cents day each, the
supervisors report shows today.
Mrs. J. D. Hoss is the new presi-
dent, following the annual election OF
officers late Wednesday. Mrs. Joseph
B. Healing was elected vice president
and Miss Dorothy Cunningham second
vice president.
Receipts for the year totaled $13,.
O6870 and disbursements S12, 1852 so.
DR.. Judson D. Moschelle and DIR. viii.
liam Long were continued as attend.
ing physicians.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
CITIZEN BURNED
At GARAGE FIRE
Two Automobiles Damaged
IS Loss Given as $3.50.

A fire. increased by explosion OF
two auto gasoline tanks destroyed a
large frame garage in the rear OF $50
S. Keystone Ave. owned by Devora ].
Frantz, early today.
Firemen say a citizen giving his
name as A. Chalmers, address un-
known. suffered burns about the arms
and face and went to his home after
they administered first aid.
The fire gained considerable head
way before It was discovered. Origin
is unknown. The department threw
water on surrounding homes on ac-
count Of the great heat to save them.
The autos were owned by Ralph
Reed and Michael Brooks. both Of the
above address. Loss was estimated
at $3.50.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10

trying to climb the roof Of a Methodist
Church-Geiett Burgess.
The face of the world looks as
though it had shaved itself with bro
ken beer bottle while standing on a
barrel in a cyclone.-Benjamin De
CaSseres.
Woman is like a gun. Her range Is
limited. But in the homo she hits a
man like ten thousands Of bricks.--G.
K. Chesterton.
She looked like a fire in pawn
shop-fairly covered with diamonds
an watches an chains.-E. P. Dunno.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
WELFARE SOCIETY
AIM IS EXTENSION
OF CHARITY WORK
First Annual Meeting Names
Eleven Directors for Cur
rent Year.

The Family Welfare Society this
wear will work for the further de-
velopment of facilities for caring for
the unfortunate.
It's program, as outlined by Paul l..
Benjamin. general secretary, at the
first annual meeting at the Lincoln
Wednesday night. includes.
Development of mental hygiene
work
Establishment Of a mental hygiene
clinic and a psychopathic hospital.
Additional staff facilities for the So
ciety.
4 comprehensive employment bu-
reau.
A dietician for the society and re-
search in fields of health and child
welfare
other officials of the society also
made reports.
Twenty directors were named,
eleven to serve three years, four to
serve two years, and five to serve one
year.
For three-year terms: George Buck,
Mrs. Russell Fortune. Alexander r.
Holiday, Mrs. Joseph B. Healing, Her
man P. Lieber, Mrs. Richard Lieber,
Leo NJ. Rappaport, DR.. James H. Tay-
lor, John F. White, the Rev. Frank
s. c. Wicks and Mrs. Frank w.
Woods Mr.. Buck and Mr.. Lieber
were the only two newly elected can
didates, the others being reelected.
For two-year terms: DR.. Freeman
H Hibben, Mrs. Montgomery Lewis,
Evans Woollen Jr., and Charles R.
Yoke.
For one-year terms: Martha Carey,
Mrs. Helen Hare Richie. Dwight S.
Ritter, Mansur B. Cakes and DR.. AL
yah W. Taylor.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
TRACTION JUMPS
TRACKS; 5 HURT
Interurban Car IS DeraiIed
Near Marion,
By United Press

MARION. Ind. Jan. 10.-Eight per
sons We're recovering today from in
juries received late yesterday when
an interurban car jumped the track
in the outskirts of Marion and after
running on the pavement for 200 feet,
turned over on its side.
George Swathwood, y. was standing
on the sidewalk and was struck by the
car. HeSwas severely cut and bruised.
OF the passengers. those most Sc
verely injured are:
Mrs. Louis Freital. Paramount; Z. T.
Love, Elwood; George Hill of near
Fairmount; Mrs. Retta Crisco. Fair
mount Tommy Mcmahon, conductor;
Mrs. f. W. Ken and daughter, Fair
mount. and Mrs. D. J. Riggs, Fair
mount.
All suffered cuts and bruises.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
LEGION CONSIDERS
UNION OF POSTS
], w, Ebaugh Drafts Plan of
Cooperation,

Cooperation Of twenty-eight AmeI1-
can Legion posts in union, to be
known as the Indianapolis Legion AS
sociation. will be considered by post
representatives Jan. 20.
The 81. Mihiel-Loer post, No. 14S.
adopted plan for a new association
Wednesday night. Proposal for a con-
solidated post was rejected.
The plan includes provisions for
keeping of post charters. cooperation
on public occasions, establishment OF a
central clubhouse, and clearing up Of
Indebtedness Of the former Marion
County Legion council
]. w. Ebaugh drafted the new plan
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
Thin? She Fell Through
Flute; Didn't Hit a Note

1T was a swell day. The sun went
down like fried egg. Masie's auburn
hair looked like an exploded can of
tomato soup. She was so thin she
could fall through a flute and never
strike a note. She was as happy as a
traffic policeman with fiat feet. But
I was as discouraged as a frog catcher
in the Sahara"
Some genius with the combined wit
of F. p A., Don Marquis, Charles
Hanson Towne, and a host of others
might have written the foregoing para
graph. These writer's and many 9th
ers are represented in "a Dictionary
of Smiles" published by Little,
Brown & Co
The collection was made by Frank
j. Wilstach.
A number of them, not all facetious,
follow:
Harmless as filtered water.-Thomas
Beer.
Nimbly as a woman to a dance.-E.
Darlington.
Her head poised like parachute
iona Gale.
About as neat as a coal-heaver's
nails.-Anon.
Absurd HOttentOt
Absurd as a Hottentot marooned on
an iceberg.
About as much privacy as a statue
in the park.-Anon.
Acrimonious as post -mortems of the
bridge table.-Anou.
Fleeing as a ferryboat shoe-shine.
Franklin p. Adams.
He felt like the symptoms on a
medicine bottle.-George AIDE
Noisy as iron waves, splashing and
dashing on an iron ocean.-Anon.
Dumb as the man who thought a
football coach has four wheels-Anon.
Your eyes are like loot from ca
thedral.-Eleanor Hollowell Abbott.
Married men are like Ford cars.
You can tell them by their clutch
Anon.
Some men are like the Einsteln
theory, nobody at home understands
them.-Anon.
Inhnitesimal as a defeated candi-
dates opinion OF himself after election.
Anon.
Needful as the sun.-George Moore.
Naked as the moon. - George
Sterling.
Firpo was as open as an umbrella.
Neal O'Hara.
Wistful as a letter lying unclaimed.
Sarah Saper.
Yesterdays Shave
out of date as yesterdays shave
George Nathan.
Solid as the skull Of a Congress
man.-Henry l.. Mencken.
Pathetic as an octogenarian
messenger boy.-Charlotte LeBeau.
Beautiful as one red rose in a
garden of hlies.-Robert Nichol
one star. serene and still. hangs like
an altar light.-Maurice Morris.
Hospitable as a hungry shark to L
swimming missionary. Frederick
OBrien.
About az easy as to do up an
elephant in a shawl strap.-Channing
Pollock.
The grey marsh clouds are tangled
like angle worms In a pail.-Elliott n.
Paul.
Laughter. ike love, is an expression
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
STATE ROTARY TO
MEET At SPRINGS
Bedford Club Host to Annual
Convention.
BIZ Times SpecinI

BEDFORD, Ind. JAM 10-T'he Bed
ford Rotary Club is making plans to
act as host to Rotary Clubs OF the
State when member clubs OF the
Twentieth district of Rotary Interna-
tional meet for annual conference at
French Lick and West Baden Springs.
Feb 21-22
Entertainment including golf. bowl
ing and a grand ball In the antrim of
the West Baden hotel is being ar
ranged. Representatives from every
Rotary club in Indiana are expected.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
COUNCIL MEETS JAN. 16
County De artments Prepare TO Set
tie 1923 Finances.

The Marion county council will
meet in special session. at 10 a. m,
Jan 16. County Auditor Harry Dunn
announced today.
All departments which finished 1923
with a deficit will make application
for amounts needed and departments
with SURPRISES will submit statements
preliminary to return of money to the
general fund.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
FIRE RUINS YIELD
BODY Oh, WOMAN
Bloomington Blaze Causes
Damage of $4,000,

By United Press
BLOOMINGTON, Ind, Jan. 10
Fire which ragged in the center Of the
business district here Wednesday
night, causing the death of one woman
and property damage estimated at
5000. was brought under control
early today after an all-night fight by
the entire fire department.
The Family Shoe Store and the
Grand Leader department store
burned. Smoke and water did heavy
damage to firms adjoining.
Mrs. L. G. Buckley, so, who lived in
rooms above the shoe store, was suffo-
Gated. Her body was found in the
ruins this morning.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
Civic Interests Broadened

Plans to devote more attention to
civic problems are being made by the
Mercator Club. The club also Will
conduct membership campaign, each
member to obtain another. The mem
bership Of the club is limited to two
members from each profession until
the total membership Is 100. when
three members from each profession
will be admitted.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
Slate Fall Kills Miner

BIZ Times Special
CLINTON. Ind. Jan. 10.-Andrew
Roscoe. 60, of Andrews was killed
Wednesday under a fall of slate In
Crown Hill mine No. west of here
Wednesday. He leaves a widow and
five children.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
CoIored Truck Driver Killed

BIZ Times Special
NEW ALBANY, Ind, Jan. TO-
Sturgeon Johnson, 3S. colored truck
driver. was killed here late Wednes-
day when his truck was struck by
Monon freight train at the Indiana
Ave. crossing,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
LEADER Is ASSASSINATED
keparatists and POpulace Clash in
State of the Palatinate.

BIZ JNIteu FTs58
BERLIN, Jan. 10. - Separatists
clashed with the populace in Speyer
today after the assassination of Herr
Heitz, president of the autonomous
state of the Palatiante. a dispatch said
today.
Five persos were killed in a fight
in the same restaurant where Heintz
was shot.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10
CHAIR FACTORY BURNS
Loss at Bloomfield Plant $50, 900; Sixty
Men Thrown Out of Work.

BIZ United Press
BLOOMFIELD, Ind, Jan. 10.-Fire
carly today destroyed the plant of the
Faucett-Vanmeter Chair Company
with a loss estimated by company Of
ficials at more than $50, 900.
Sixty men were thrown out of work
by the fire. origin of which is I'm
known
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10

The odds against a whist player
holding all the trumps are 1853, 1853.
1898 to one.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10

of mans vehement revolt against
reason.-William ]. Locke.
Difficult as finding $50 bill on the
floor of a poorhouse.-Joseph c. Lin
Ccln.
An husband, like unto religion and
medicine, must be taken with blind
faith.-Helen Rowland
About as thrilling as a lesson in
swimming would be to middle-aged
gold f1sh.-H. c.. Witwer.
Homely as Mrs. Devil.--Anon.
Distressing as an amatur cocktail
Anon.
Her mouth opened like a folding
bed.-Anon.
No more privacy than a Broadway
waffle cook.-Anon.
POrcupine Blister
Difficult as to put a blister on a
porcupine.-Anon.
Felt as out of place as an Elk at
Oxford.-Percy Hammond.
Uttered with debris as picnic
train.-Gertrude Atherton.
Eyes slit, like wise smiling old but
tonholes.-Fanny Hurst.
Face like a three-parts denated foot.
ball.-A. S. M. Hutchinson
Lonely as a bachelor looking at
Niagara Falls in June.-Arthur Bauer
His voice was like a buzz saw strik-
ing a rusty nail.-Arthur Folwell.
More money than the telephone
companys got wrong numbers.-SaIn
Hellman.
About as much chance as a quart of
whisky on an Indian reservation
Petef B. Kyne.
Slowly pronouncing and delivering
the words like a man pitching quoits.
d. II. Lawrence.
His heart knocked like a Ford car
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10

One never grows too old to forget the
delights of eating. And yet old people
will sometimes play on these memories
and bring on dyspeptic attacks even
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bells, always remember that a 60-cent
box OF Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets will
keep your stomach sweet and thus aid
TO prevent much OF the distress that
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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1924-01-10

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The Washington times., 1924-12-20

Grandma 81 If you do, you're sadly mistaken Willie de-
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He needs them. They legitimate food And if you
deny him healthy excitement he II get in less healthy
You dent have to turn him loose the yellow backed
novels There of good books full of the kind Of
thrill Willie wants Robinson Crusoe, Gullvers Travels
Hans Anderson, Grimm's Fairy Tales Treasure Isand-a
hundred others-which you find in large print and
strong attractive bindings
Among the moderns there almost as many. There
named Charles Boardman Halves, who is writing
books for boys that have all the charm Of the old
anu all the lure of the "The Dark Frigate" tThe
Muneers, and The Great Quest three Of the best
Then there's Charles Nordhof's pearl Lagoon and
Johanna Syrs Dora the latter for girls There's August
Seanans ''Sally Simms Adventures and Knpes Powder
Patches and Patty''-girls books also.
There new book by Irwin Cobb-"Go On Fourteen "
that boys like, and Albert Payson Terhunes 1.-THE Heart
of Dog" There's Hiyers 'Childs History of the
World and Krapps America For the little ads there
"John Martins Big Book 'St. Nicholas "Chdren's
Stories from the Bible and Thornton Burgess little animal
Stories of which Peter Mink is the newest Hugh
Lettings Doctor Doote stories splendid and there
the beautifully illustrated editions Of Arabian Nights
Black Beauty the fairy tales Gulliver's Travels "
Treasure Island" the 'Three Musketeers, Lorna
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