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The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-07-24
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To Be Taken SparingLy

Only those deserve freedom of speech
who have wit enough not to work it
too hard.-Duluth Herald
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-07-24

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The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-07-24

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going.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-07-24
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The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-07-24

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The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-07-24

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The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-07-24

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The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-07-24
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The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-07-24
CHERRY TIME

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Would you throw away a dia-
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good friend is not to be weighed
against the jewels Of all the earth.
If there is unkindness between US
let US come face to face and have
It out Quick, before love grows
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The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-07-24
Made Apology Hard

A young man, springing into an
overcrowded train, trod on the toes
of an old man in a corner seat.
'Tm sorry" he apologized.
Old Man (hand behind ear)-Eh?
Young Man (more loudly)--I beg
your pardon.
Old Man-Eh-h-h?
Young Man (shouting)-I trod on
your foot. 1t was an accident-an &C.
cident.
Old Man Catching his last words
only)-An accident? You don't say
so! Anybody hurt ?-Pittsburgh Post.
Two young English yachtswomen re-
Gently made 1,000-mile cruise of the
rivers and canals of France in motor
boat which they handled unaided
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1924-07-24

Trouble never troubles the contented
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-24
F BACK HURTS
 FLUSH KIDNEYS
Drink Plenty Water And Take Glass Of Salts Before
 Breakfast Occasionally

When your Kidneys hurt and your back feels sore, don't get scared and proceed to load your stomach with 2 lot of drugs that excite the kidneys and irritate the entire urinary tract Keep your kidneys clean like you keep your bowels clean. by flushing them with a mild, harmless salts urinous waste and stimulate them to their normal activity. e .,~
 The function of the kidneys is to fils-r the blood. In 24 hours, they strain iron: it 500 grains of acid and waste, so we can readily understand the vital importance of keeping the kidneys active.
 Drink lots of good water-you cant | drink too much; also get from any pharmacist about four ounces of lad Salts. rake a tablespoonful in a glass ing for few days and your kidneys may then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice. combined with iithia. and has been used for years to help clean and stimuiate clogged kidneys; also to neutralize the acids in the system so they are no longer source of irritation. thus oftenreIieving bladder weakness jure; makes a delightful effervescent lithia-water drink which everyone should take now and then to help keep thei- kidneys clean and Active. Try this: also keep up the water drinking, and nd doubt you will wonder what became of your kidney trouble and backache. By all means have your physician examine your Kidneys at least twice a year. s1
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-24

lars and pOrches and flrepiaces, high ceilings, with an old-fashioned garden of hollyhocks and larkspur, and sweet smelling flowers. There were also to be box hedges, and this wonderful old colonial home was to be set in grove of trees. She wasn't planning for a cafeer in art or literature but all she learned was ultimately to be applied to the making of this dream come true
 When prosperity opened the way, Mrs. Wallace set out in search of the location for her home, and she found 1t near Des Moines. So determined was she to protect all the trees from destruction that MT. Wallace promptly calfed it Mays wood. Fl
 Mir. Wallace was digging woolly worms at the Iowa Agricultural col lege when he saw May Brodheads find ing out the component parts of a we'll balanced meal. She did bit of grub ping in the earth, too, and is proud oi her diploma in horticulture. When young Wallace, the farmer, remem bered that golden haired girl, he could not plough straight He had bad case of it. So he persuaded her to ap ply herself to the problem of dietary for two. That's over thirty years ago { Blizzard No Barrier
 We'll, it5was a long way home to thu farm on that adventurous honeymoon and they struck blizzard, 6 real lows blizzard, which was enough to chil the romantic ardor of less practica lovers. But they haven't forgotten theii early start and each of the half-dozer offspring has been trained to be self supporting. ksg
 B Mir. Wallace. now that he is secre tary of Agriculture, is supervising thu United States experiments in produc ing higher grade stock and blight -proo vegetables. Recently his sdepartmen evolved a new breakfast, fruit, a. tan jelo. This has all the flavor of grapt fruit, without its bad manners. Tn, easy courtesy with which the tangerin, conforms to breakfast etiquette hal been grafted on to the grape fruit. .
 Mir. Wallace was speaking of tn, vast improvement he hoped this would prove, and how the experts were abl, to eradicate unmannerly traits in tn, vegetable kingdom.
 Ibid you ever try to evolve collie less baby? asked young mother, who's, pale face spoke of sleepless nights Tor eliminate teething tendencies?"
 The secretary scratched his head, an, nodded sympathetically.
 'Um .. erQ...y. that's not ex actly my department"
 When Win Hays Made 8 Mistake
 Il recall a story of \ former member of the Harding cabinet--Will Hays
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-24

. of the Ass, which was celebrated garr- nually January IA, in order to com memorate the flight into Egypt, sags Answers, London. & G
 The proceedings began with prores- sion, which beautiful girl, holding child in her arms, and seated on m ass, was led through the streets 'to church. s.sse, ss On arrival at the church the ass and it's burden were placed near the hlgh altar, while the usual religious services were performed. But instead Of inc usual responses the people initiated ths praying of an ass, and at the close sof the service the priest prayed three
 times by way of benediction. and wss answered in the same manner oy ens ! conyrega ton.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-24

is the most genial, human, joviaL per son."
 She doesn't mind what you think about her. 1t is matter of indiffer- ence. She is no lover of publicity and her entertainments are a duty faith fully discharged. You can see that. The larger functions Are held at the Pan- American building among the par rots and the palms. Less formal par ties are staged in the biz house, called home. with its thirty rooms. two libra ries and ball room.
 Her "New" Frock
 Last year, at the White House gar den party, someone commented on q pretty frock Mrs. Hughes was wearing. It was creamy lace. with touches of dark velvet.
 VI do like your new frock, Mrs. Hughes !" said one woman. a
 New frock !''' and Mrs. Hughes smiled. "Yes, it is new. found it in my wardrobe. hadn't seen it for ovsrs year, and had forgotten about
 That's Mrs. Hughes.
 John Wingate Weeks, the secretary of war, isn't new to Washington. For nearly 20 years he has been q member of the legislature or executive.
 Have you noticed how many of the official wives have been daughters of state governors or of aspirants for the officei Some day I'll make a list of them and count heads. Politics seem to be infectious. They catch it in their youth and it sticks. s
 Mrs. Weeks was brought up in q DO. litical atmosphere, because her father was John s. Sinclair of New Hamp. shire. who three times ran for governor. He didn't get it, but that didn't pre-. vent the atmosphere of local politics seeping in. ~
 The Weeks romance budded and blos- somed in sunny Florida, and their two children have now left the parental nest and started in the marriage busi. ness themselves.
 Grandma Weeks chief. recreation seems to be; the two Davidge children and Grandpa is tremendously proud oi the small boy who is called for him. u We'll, well, how time passes! We older ones will soon be crowded off the
 Largest Cabinet Family Some years ago. friend met Mrs Wallace-Henry Cantwell Wallace is secretary of agriculture-with her lat est baby
 Why, Mrs. Wallace, didn't know you had baby that age"
 Smiling rather proudly, Mrs. Wal lace replied:
 T always have a baby that age." Mrs. Wallace. has the largest fam, fly in the present cabinet. Six, nicely balanced into three boys and three girls The Wallace pair were always method icali
 No wonder the Wallace daughters are gilt.edged, when they inherit a golden thatch from both sides of the house. Like attracts like, they say, but it isn't ofen that two golden heads combine. But the ".Sun gods touch. ' as the Indian legend expresses it, had rested on the head of William Wallac, and Cary May Brodhead, and ther, are gleams of gold in the sunlight when they roam. bareheaded, on ths beautiful home estate, Mayswood.
 Do you know how the Wallace home stead got it's name? Dreaming dreams. as all little girls do, little Cary May Brodhead built her airy castles in , grove of trees. There were to be pil.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-24

the Prince of Paprika as he was some times called when he put so much pep into his campaign speeches that it en- dangered the sanctity of his person. He was a brief postmaster general you re member, before taking up the purging of the plays of the silver screen. v He made . speech before some thou sainds of club women once. I never saw so much energy expended in ora tory. He read the speech from a pile of pages, not clipped together. As he finished each sheet, he grasped it, crush ed it in his hand, flung the arm aloft, menacingly, imploringly in condemna- tion. Then it swept the horizon from right to left win several vertical ges- lures, and when the end of the next page was reached, he flung the crum- pied sheet violently from him, and grabbed another. No one knew where it was going. His aim was not true Mrs. Thomas Winter, who was presid. ing, watched with apprehension and at the conclusion she sat knee-deer in crumpled pages. She got most of them.
 Mir. Hays was trying to convince these club women of the sincerity ei i his desire for movie regeneration, and asking their cooperation. ''The heart of America is sound p,a repeated. many times, with increasing volume, made 2 perfect crescendo but it should have l earned more applause than, it did. Then he drew the analogy between the baby that has to, be amused to keeT it from fighting, and wrigging and going red, and the multitude of work ing people, who must have their amuse
 ments,- the movie, or go red. It wal fine piece of Oratory; very fierce
 But when he pictured the squirming
 wriggling, bowling baBy-he did thai
 well-he concluded, But if you shakt rattle in front of that two-day-olG baby, it is instantly quiet! l We'll, he knew they were hard-boil
 ed, but he didn't realize how hard-boil
 ed those club women were. It was tot had, for they were mostly mothers, ant
 the baby business usually gets them \ doesn't it?
 I
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-24

Much prestige attaches. to high posi-. tions in France and there is much comment on a peculiar. condition that has developed under the, reduction of naval armament, France having seven first-class battleships, but eighty-siS admirals and rear admirals on the ac- tive list for duty, says the Ohio State Journal.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-24
HALF MILLION AT
 BATHING FESTIVAL
Pilgrims Journey From Afar To Great Hindu Religious Event

!. ALLAHABAD, Feb. 23.--(By Asso- ciated Press. .)-India's great bathing festival, Adh Kumbh, held every six years, recently attracted 500, 900 people
 to the sacred spot at the junction of
 the Ganges and Jhmna rivers. Govern ment authorities had erected barriers restricting the area for bathers because of the shifting of the river bed, but
 Hindu extremists pulled down the fences
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-24

apparently with the idea that pilgrims should drown if fated to do so.
 Two million pilgrims were expected to bathe in the rivers during the fes- tival. which lasts a month.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-24
IDLE STRIKE, THEN QUIT
500 Given Jobs Immediately Demand
 Raise In Pay

500 Given Jobs Immediately Demand
 Raise In Pay
 HALLE, Prussian Saxony, Feb. 23. (By Associated Press. )-City officials recently put 600 unemployed. men at work clearing the streets of snow. After two days the men struck for more pay and when the demands were refused they quit their jobs for good. City of ficials argued to no avail that the spring sunshine eventually would com. plete the task if the men did not return to work.
 Communist agitators were blamed for the trouble.
 CONGREGATION BRAYED
 One of the quaintest ceremonies of the Middle A4ea WAS that of the Eea st
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-24

More Than Billion Expected To Be used
 This Year
 WASHINGTON, Feb. 23.-(By As sociated Press.)--Many people utilize the 1-cent postal cards for their core spondence. The post office department is using 1,253, 100000 this year, and is preparing to make almost 1,5O0, ,O00,- 900 in 1925. They will cost $S15, 900 to manufacture and print at the gov eminent printing office here. Last year they cost 60 cents a 1000 to manufac- ture this year they will cost GA cents 1000,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-24
Boudoir Mirrors Of5 Washington SUPREME COURT WIVES
 SET PACE OF HIGH .BROWs

Astonishins xranxness characterixes this series of articles, written anony- mously by woman familiar as Q par ticipant In wAshington's inner social life. The whole range of personali- ties. conditions and customs is her field. She lifts the veil which every ! woman in America has wanted to peer under. ''Boudoir Mirrors of Washing ton" appears daily in The Age-Her- Copyright. 1924. in united states and Canada. by Women's News Service. Inc Released exclusively by the North Ameri- can Newspaper Alliance, for The Age. Herald.)
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-02-24
SUPPLY OF ADMIRALS

Tomorrow: Mrs. Miles PoindextSr
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-20
RACES PLANNED FOR MONTGOMERY

MONTGOMERY, Ala, Sept 19- Trotting and pacing races in which the ||best horses in the south are to be en- IItered are. to be made a feature of the state fair of Alabama which is to be held here from November 8 to Il, ac- lcording to Mort I. Bixler, secretary manager.
 The race program already has been arranged and Harris McCurdy, of iLowndesboro has been named as di- rector in charge of racing. Judge c. iS. Reed, said to be one of the best known starters in the south, will pre- side.
 The purses offered are uniform S25O each with entrance fee money added and no deductions, making $500 { to be divided in each race
 The program accepted is as follows Monday, November 3, green racers Tuesday, November 4, 2:17 trot and q :13 pace; Wednesday, November Q, 80 trot and 2:20 pace Thursday, November 6, 2 :16 pace and 2 :1o trot Friday, November ', free for all pace and 2:30 trot Saturday, November $, ! free for all trot and 2:25 pace.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-20
uTTON CHOSEN
 COACH OF CUBS
Former Sewanee Captain Re
 turns As Rat Mentor

SEWANEE, Tenn, Sept. 19.-(Spe- cial. .)-Cooper Litton of Memphis, Tenn, for four years center on the Sewanee football team and captain in 1923, has been chosen to coach the Tiger freshman team for the season of 1924. He will be- assistant coach of the varsity, under Coaches Bennett and Moore.
 The plan of having the captain of the preceding year coach the freshmen is a new idea in the south, and Se- vance is going to try it out, with every promise of success with Captain Litton, who was not only leader on the foot ball team, but a leader in the other college activities.
 The coaches, the faculty, and the student body in general is very much pleased with the. selection of cooper Litton to coach the freshmen. He was an extremely popular man while in col lege, and it is believed that with the wealth of material in the freshman class, which is the largest in years, Litton will turn out a team that will measure up to the high standard set in past years.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-20
PAINTERS SHOW 1 POOR DEFENSE
Rats Get By Often In Scrimmage With Au-
 burn Players

Under the whitening fire of Coach Harold Drew's flashing tongue Friday afternoon the Birmingham-Southern varsity squad tackled the Freshman. The two elevens, meeting in their first scrimmage, battled for something near an hour on Munger Bowl. The Fresh men had the ball and, were using the Auburn shifts and forward passing system and with several elusive Rats carrying the ball made good gains number of times on the varsity, On one occasion a forward pass from Mill Ter to Lowry completely outwitted the Panther varsity and Lowery snagged the ball back of the last defensive mon and ran across the goal line.
 Incidentally this Lowry, from Thomasville High, was bucking the Panther line like veteran and was the main offensive cog for the rats. He ran through the forward defense of the Partners numerous times for good gains and was a hard man to stop. Beck and Lex Fullbright, former Phil lips High school star, also made sev- eral good gains on the varsity while Gravlee, another Phillips man, found wide open holes in the line number of times.
 Coach Rides Varsity
 All of this was far from pleasing to oCach Drew and he tongue-lashed the Panthers nightly at their inability to Coach Drew and he tongue-lashed mage. That the Panthers will have to work hard on their defensive system against the Auburn shift was clearly demonstrated and it is toward this end that Coach Drew has been bending his every effort in the practice ses- sions during the past week.
 The team looked weak against the Freshman Friday and a hard weeks work will have to be put in before the team can ever hope to cope with Auburn in any department or hope to hold the score down to respectable figures.
 The tickets for the game Saturday week have been put on sale at Jacobs, Hagen-Dunlap and Chenoweth Sport ing Goods company and the advance sale has been heavy. Demand for re- serves seats foretells of a vast crowd who will witness the dedication of Munger Bowl and the Auburn-Pan- ther gridiron contest.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-20
HOWARD COACH
 TO BE OUT WEEK
Coach Cope's Condition Not
 Alarming, States Dr. Ward

Coach Harris G. Cope, athletic di- rector of Howard college. will be con- fined to the Birmingham Baptist hos pital in West End for at least week, if not longer, it was indicated Friday afternoon, The popular little athletic director suffered a chill. Wednesday night, and Thursday morning was re- moved to the hospital by orders of Dr.. J. A. Ward. Friday morning, Coach Cope's illness was diagnosed as pneu- mOnia.
 "One lobe of the left lung is affect ed," stated Dr. Ward. If that doesn't spread, we will be able to check the pneumonia rapidly, and Coach Cope will be out of the hospital in a week or so. If it does spread, it may be two weeks or even longer before Cope is able to return to Howard"
 Hospital attendants stated Friday night that Cope had spent a restful day, and appeared to be getting along nicely.
 When visited Friday morning, Coach Cope was very cheerful, and stated that If my boys beat Marion tomorrow aft ernoon, I'll get we'll right away" He inquired about the baseball results, and otherwise was the same Coach Cope.
 While serious, Coach Cope's condi- tion is nothing to become alarmed over, Dr. Ward stated Friday.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1924-09-20
BARNES PLAYS
 HAGEN IN MEET
Two Star Golfers Are In Finals Of National
 Pro Tourney

FRENCH LICK, Ind, Sept. 19.- Walter Hagen of New York, holder of the British open title will play Jim Barnes, former national open cham pion, in the finals for the national pro- fessional golf championship at French Lick Springs, both having survived the days 36 hole matches, although Barnes had the narrowest escape he has exper- fenced since Mike Brady took him 19 holes in the first round.
 Hagen had no difficulty in eliminat. ing Ray Deer of Philadelphia by the wide margin of 8 to z, but Barnes ap- peared to be the loser in his match with Larry Nabholtz of Lima, Ohio, until they had played their second shots on the 36th hole and there the youngster committed again fault that had cost him several strokes during the day, over approaching on his second shot to the green.
 Two Veterans
 Thus the finals bring together two veterans of the game, Hagery who sprang into prominence ten years ago by winning the national open title at Chicago, and Barnes, a native of Eng land, who has been prominent in championship golf for many years but has captured few titles in comparison with Hagen's record, which includes the possession at least once of nearly every open title in the world.
 Hagen stepped away from Young Derr on the first nine this morning, al- though he took 37. Hagen got lead of two up on the first three holes. The putting stroke that had made Deer famous during the tournament failed him today and he took fl for the first 9, including strokes for driving out of bounds on the seventh.
 Three down at the first turn, Derr braced on the second 9 and by shooting par 36 kept Hagen's lead to at the end of the first round.
 Hagen Gets Better
 Hagen started out better than par in the afternoon, taking only B strokes for the first nine holes, while Derr slip ped continuously, losing the 20th, i23rd 24th and 27th, where Hagen holed a long putt for a birdie 6 until he was 8 up during the home stretch.
 A couple of holes halved in par in the final nine ended with Hagen a victor 8 and [.
 The real match was that between Barnes and Nabholtz. Although he won the first hole, Barnes went one down at the fourth in the morning and by losing the fifth and the ninth was three down at the end of the first nine holes. He was never even until the 25th hole where by laying Nabholtz a stymie he managed to square the match, only tC lose the next two holes. At the thirtieth the match was all square again. Then the game see-sawed until the tall Englishman finally did some sharp shooting with his iron on the last two holes, which he won along with the match.
 Barnes was not putting well most of the day while Nabholtz was good in every department except his long ap- breaches. He made up this deficiency for the most part by chipping up close to the cup or by holding good butts.