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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-07-24
Power Does Much for
Efficiency on Farm

Urbana, nl.-Farming leads all in
dustries as a user of power and, In
turn, the American farmer has more
power and machinery at his conn
mand than the farmer Of any other
country, according to- E. w. Leh-
mann, head OF the farm mechanics
department Of the college of agricul-
ture, University Of Illinois
Most Of the machines of production
for the farm have been developed dur
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-07-24
che Dhq
Of
Superstitions
BY II. lRDlNG KIN a
MILK DRAWS LIGHTNING

i
TN many rural districts they will tell
4 you that milk draws lightning"
and that those who are engaged in
milking had better stop at once when
they hear the rumble of rising thun-.
derstOrm.
This superstition is clearly an echo
of very old scandal-that little fir
tation Of Jupiter's with 10. The jeal-
GUS Juno suspected her lord, and Jul
piter, in order to conceal 10 from his
watchful wife, transformed her into
beautiful cow But Juno was not
to be fooled by any little trick like
that and set Argus Of the hundred
eyes to keep watch over that same
COW night and day to ascertain II pos
sible, whether the animal showed any
signs of being a goddess in disguise,
or whether she was real cow.
Thereupon Jupiter SEM Mercury from
High Olympus to cut Argus head Off.
But Juno would not consent to 10 be-
ing restored to her true form until
Jupiter had solemnly promised never
to fiirt with the lady any more.
Now, everybody knows that thunder
and lightning are but the manifesto
lions of the wrath and power Of Ju-
piter, "Cloud-compelling' and "thun-
der-bolt-wielding, the ancients called
him. The man on the milking stool In
the New England barn represents
Argus by the side Of the cow-shaped
10, and when he hears the angry thun-
ders Of Jove (Jupiter) he had better
leave off milking and go into the house
until the storm is over lest he, Argus,
be destroyed
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-07-24
"A LINE o. CHEER
BY John Kendrick Bangs.
LAWMAKERS ALL

VOU do not like the day?
l. Flat, dull and stale, you say?
Well, take this little hint
from me. my son,
That's just the kind OF day to
work upon.
If 1t be fiat turn to and give IL
flavor
To overcome its lack of taste and
SAVIOR.
II it be dull from out your stores
of light
Strive you to make it LUMINOSITY
bright;
And where tits stale with your
own stores of wit
Take it in hand and Herewith
fresnen 1t.
You may not know 1t, but In age
or youth
A day is but span OF time, In
truth,
And none have dawned upon the
calendar,
But man himself has made them
what they are.
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-07-24

must be good, and brought It home to
me and advised me to try it. After
taking one bottle was able to eat, and
after six bottles / was doing my own
work, which hadn't been able to do for
years. / have new baby who is doing
nicely, and am still taking the Vege-
table Compound and feeling better than
| have for four years. The medicine is
surelywonderful and good thing tohave
in the house. Mrs. GEORGE SPHINX,
Minnesota Junction, Wisconsin.
A countrywide canvass of purchasers
Of Lydia E. Pinkham s Vegetable Com
pound reports SO per cent. benefited.
For sale by druggists everywhere.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-07-24

This Is a "nncvie" star known to
every man, woman and CHILD who are
iured by motion pictures. Williams
was born In Sacramento, CAL, and fin
ished his education In the Polytechnic
college Of that state. He began nis
theatrical career with stock conn-
pany. He is one of the pioneers Of the
business. He has a dark complexion,
dark hair and blue eyes. He is five
feet, eleven inches In height and
weighs 176 pounds.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-07-24

Savinier Cyrano de Bergerac was a
French author who was born In 1919
and who died in 1866. Edmund Ros-
tand wrote drama in which De Ber-
gerac was the hero, and the play vas
In many ways true to facts. The real
De Bergerac was distinguished for his
courage in the field and for the duels
he fought. These numbered more than
thousand, most of them fought on
account of his monstrously large nose.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-07-24
Haze uou This Habit7
By Margaret Morrison

answered no, that she was only trying
to save her soul before the official hab-
lit had put out the last vestige Of fire.
HAVE YOU THIS HABIT?
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REMARKABLE
RECOVERY OF
MRS. SPHINX
MINI. juno, Wis. 81 was under treat
ment, but nothing seemed to help me,

and l was rundown
and so weak that /
had to remain in bed
much of the timeand
was like an invalid.
l had pains in my
abdomen and In the
female organs, and
my stomach both
cred me. My hus-
band saw Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound adj
vertised. thought il
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-07-24

/, It IS almost as agreeable to be the
intimate friend Of a hero as to be one.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1924-07-24

a MERICA for the eighth successive
"A time wins the Olympic track and
field sports, scoring 255 points to 166
for Finland; S51k for Great Britain;
311k for Sweden; 261k for France and
so on. OF the 45 nations entered only
10 broke into the scoring column.
Twenty-seven events were held, with
The Connecticut labor news., 1924-04-12
Meetings at Trades Council Headquarters 215 Meadow St., Phone: Colony 34O1.

Iron Molders, Local No. 6o-3rd Thurs. and 1st Sat, Hall No. 2. Sec, John A. Peterson, 84 Gill St. Iron Workers, Bridge, Structural and Ornamental-4th Fri, Hall No. 2. Sec, William Dawson, P. O. Box 76S. Bus. Agt., M. J. Louden, 215 Meadow St.
 Motion Picture Operators, No. a7s- 2nd Sun. Sec, Eugene Treiber, P. o. Box 588.
 Painters, Decorators and Paperl1ang- CTS, Local No. 4oe-1st and 3rd Wed, Hall No. 2. Sec, James A. Coleman, P O. Box 1o4o Painters, Decorators and Paperhang4 CTS, Local No. 4-2nd and 4th Barnett, 46I Oak St.
 Plumbers & Steam Filters, Local s4e, U. A. J. P. and S. F.-2nd and 4th Walsh, 2I1 York St. West Haven. Bus Agt, Patrick F. O'Meara, 2I5 Meadow St.
 Polishers & Buffers, Local No. a5- Ist Sun and 3rd Fri, Hall No. 2. Sec, George Keppler, 2o6 Starr St. Sheet Metal Workers, Local No. 2a5 -<Hd anu 4lu ucS.s Hall NO. 4. Sec, Frank A. Shanley, 633 Ferry St.
 Steam and Operating Engineers, No. 566-2nd and 4th Thurs, Hall No. ?. Sec, F. B. Govang, I84 Ferry St. Stereotypers' Union-Every Tues, meeting in different city. Pres, Joseph Flemming.
 Slate & Tile Roofers, No. ra-1st Sun. Sec, J. N. Smith, Io2 Daven- port Ave. -4 rs@ # Tobacco Shippers, Local No. I2o46- Ist Thurs, Hall No. g. Sec, Mary Outwater, 181 Greene St. Typographical Union, No. 47-4th Sun, p. m., Hall No. 2. Sec, E. R. Ottarson, P. O.. Box o42. ~~- Theatrical Stage Employees, Local "A, I. A. T. S. E.-4th Sun, 10 a. m, Hall No. 2. Sec, H. C Miller a
The Connecticut labor news., 1924-04-12

Asbestos Workers-Ist and srd Sat-, Hotel Volk. Sec, c. Tyrol, IT,, "A Helen St. Bartenders, Local No. a17-1st Sun, Steinert Hall Sec, C. F. Smith, I53 Meadow St
 Barbers' Union, No. a15, B. I. U. of A.-2nd and 4th Thurs, Rm 25, lns. Bldg. Sec, Floren A1fano, GA Pierpont St.
 Bookbinders, Loca1I 1s4-1st Mon, Labor Lyceum. Sec, E. Smith. Bricklayers, Masons and Plasterers- 2nd and 4th Mon, go Temple St. Geo. w. Cook, Fin. Secy. and Bus Agt,, oo Temple St.
 Carpenters Local, No. 1742, U. B. of C. and J. of A.-2nd and 4th Mon, Labor Lyceum. Sec, Philip Hubel bank, Waverly St.
 Elm City Lodge, No. aa7, Raihoad CleTks-2nd Tues, Elks' Hall. Sec, C. Speck. so #sa Electrical Workers = 1st and 3rd We'd, Ins. Bldg. Sec. F. Thomann, 23o Wash. St. @
 Electrical Workers, Local No. 8o3- Ist. and 3rd Wed, Odd Fellows Bldg. Sec, Wm. Folk - .z Electrotypers' Union - Ist Tues, Ins. Blag Sec, Edw. Girard. Granite Cutters Union, No. 6z-Every 3rd Wed. Sec, T. Giorgano, go No. 2 Main St., West Haven.
 International Brotherhood of EIec- trical Workers-Ist and 3rd Wed, Ins. Bldg. Sec. F. w. Grube. Lathers, Local ars-Ist Mon, Metal Trades Hall. Sec, C. Stephenson, 48 Judson Av. -6 Letter Carriers, No. Ie-Ist Sat, Fed eral Bldg. Sec, w. C. Ladd. Locomotive Engineers, New Haven Division, No. 77, B. of l.. E.-2nd and 4th Sun, Steinert Bldg. Sec, w. A. Preece.
 Locomotive Bremen and Enginemen Brotherhood, Elm City Lodge, No. Il 284-2nd and 4th Sun, Steinert
The Connecticut labor news., 1924-04-12
New Hauen Labor Union Directory
Organizations Meeting Elsewhere
Locomotive Firement (Con.)

Locomotive Firement (Con-) Bldg. Sec, Joseph A. Pyle, 5o2 Jackson Av., Bronx, New York Machinists, District Lodge, No. aa, [. A. of M.-oo Temple St., meets quarterly, beginning Ist Sat- in Jan.
 Machinists' Helpers, Railroad Lodge No. 863-Ist and 3rd Mon, Machin ists' Hall Sec, Morris Mendel, Y Lamberton St
 Machinists, Lodge No. 42o-Every Thurs. eve, IIo Crown St. Sec, Harry H. Kaville, POP Campbell Av., West Haven. R. Machinists, Railroad, Journeymen, Lodge No. 6oe-2nd and 4th Fri, % Carlisle St.
 Musicians Local No. as4, A. F. of M. -4th Sum-. oo Temple St: Sec, Arthur Ehehalt, I74 Grown St. Pattern Makers-2nd and 4th Tues, oo Temple St. Sec, D. F. Conway, I2 Winchester Av. @ Photo Engravers, Local 463, I. P. E. U.-3rd Tues, Ins. Bldg. Sec, J. Coe. Pressmen and Assistants-4th Sun, ; Ins. Bldg. Sec, J. H. Quinn Railroad TeIegraphers-Sub Station Hall Gen. Sec, T. o. Tiger. Railroad Conductors, Elm City Lodge, No. 3I7-Ist Sun, Io Elm St. Sec, w. B. Huntington Railway Mail Association-4th Thurs, Hotel Oneco. Sec, Philip Little. Railroad Trainmen, No. e37-2nd Sun. and 4th Fri, Fraternal Hall. Sec, J. A. Temple, B Thomas St. Stone Cutters-2nd Thurs, Ins Bldg. Sec, J. Adamson.
 Tailors, Journeymen-3rd Mon, I5S Crown St. Sec, John w. Johnson, 57 Mechanic St. United Brotherhood, Maintenance of . Way-4th Wed, Ins. Bldg. Sec, g T. Raferty.
The Connecticut labor news., 1924-04-12

New Haven Trades Council, (The Central Body)-Meets 1st and sd Thurs, 8 p. m., Hall No. I. Pres, Ira M. Ornburn; office, 2I5 Meadow St, Rec. Sec, Jos. J. Reilly, P. o. Box I2o5. Res, 443 Howard. Ave, Tel. Liberty 8246.
 A. A. Street Railway-Ist Fri, Hall No. I. Sec, Paul J. Reynolds, 28o Poplar St.
 Allied Printing Trades council-sd Mon, Ins. Bldg. Thos. Poll, Pres, Bakers No rI-2nd and 4th Saturday. Sec. Carl H. Schuckert, AS Gibbs St. Brewery Workers-3rd Tues. Sec, Gustav Buehler, 51 Admiral St., West Haven
 Building Trades council-2nd and 4th Wed. Acting Sec, P. F. O'Meara, 2I5 Meadow St. Boilermakers No. 61-2nd and 4th Thurs. Sec, M. Jensen. Building and Common Laborers- Every Friday, Hall No. 2 Sec. Wm. Mies,on, 5S Judson Ave. Bus. Agt., Alfredo Agostine1le, 215 Meadow St. Cap Makers, Local No. 2s-2nd and 4th Sat, Hall Mo- 2 Sec, A. Cert Ter, 4I8 Oak St
 Carmen of A., No. 57s-Ist Wed. Sec, Wm. Enright, 200 Putnam St Carpenters, Local No. 7o, U. B. of C. & J. of A.-Every Mon eve, Hall No. I. Sec, John Fly Smith, P. o. Box I783. Bus. Agt., John Strach- em, 2Is Meadow St.
 cigarmakers, Local No. so-and and 4th Tues, Hall No. l. Sec, F. A. Grube, 215 Meadow St. Electrical Workers, Local No. oo- 1st and 3rd Tues, Hall No. 2. Sec, William Dedrick, 215 Meadow St. Bus. Agt., Henry J. Tierney. Electrical Workers, Outside, Local 53I-Ist Fri. and 3rd Sat-, Hall No. I. Sec, James Duffy, 38 Elm St. Hoisting and Portable Engineers, Local 47s-2nd Fri, Hall No. 2. Sec. and Bus. Agt., F. A. Fitzger- aid, 2I5 Meadow St., P. o. Box 617.
The Connecticut labor news., 1924-04-12
Resolution of Cooperation

WHEREAS Labors Purchasing Power combined with general application of Co., principles and
 WHEREAS the firms here represented having manifested their desire for with the working classes;
 TFEREFO ORE, although inferred that this all hs fair to Labor the concerns herein represented have shown their desire with agreed will be guided by Consistency Principle accordance with the established policy
The Connecticut labor news., 1924-04-12
Labor Cooperative Campaign

We ask the cooperation of the merchants, by listing their business on this page under it's proper heading, and we ask the Laboring men to spend their wages in New Haven, always remembering that "The dollar that goes the farthest is the dollar that stays at home"
 These concerns herein listed have been sup piled with membership certificate which they are to hang in their places of business so that the Laboring men may know what concerns are members of this campaign .eaasa * @
The Connecticut labor news., 1924-04-12
Directory of Our Friends

In of the which has for the of all working people their combined puable that have uniformly shown friendly the of Labor, directory of which feel conscienousy therefore justly entitled good will ion.
 does necessarily follow that unfrendy nevertheless have their frendness should have support.
The Connecticut labor news., 1924-04-12

The object of this campaign is to bring about a closer relationship and understanding be- tween the friendly merchants and the organ ized workers of New Haven. i
 This constructive campaign will be waged continuously and aggressively for the next twelve months by the workers, and they ask the cooperation of the friendly merchants and firms of New Haven. <..,.. @..1.'
Evening star., 1924-10-09

The United States Minister to
Sweden and Mrs Robert Woods Bliss
will return tonight from a few days
stay in New YORK.
Mrs. George VI. Tinsley and Mrs.
Evening star., 1924-10-09

Society of New England Women.
which will be held this afternoon in
the home Of Representative and Mrs.
+. Hart Fem. Mrs. Rust will speak
in behalf of the purchase and restora
tion Of the birthplace of George
Washington, Wakefield, Mrs. Rust
being the president of the n; ;tional
Wakefield Memorial Association.
Among those who have been asked to
| meet Mrs. Rust are regents of the
N. S. D. A. r. chapters, the Mayf1owe er
Society, Society of Founders and
Patriots, Daughters of 1912, Sons and
| Daughters Of Pilgrims, American
Colonists, Colonial Danes, Hearth
Evening star., 1924-10-09

Carl Gilbert, brother of the bride
groom, and Mr.. Jouett Ross Todd.
brother of the bride: Mr.. Richard
Wigglesw orth OF Boston and Mr.. Lew
Wallace of Washington. Attending
the bride were Miss Jane Walden of
New York and Miss Marion Gilbert
of Washington. Miss Florence Booth
of Louisville and Princess Bertha
Cantacuzene of Washington, Miss lso-
bel Laughlin of Pittsburgh and Miss
Margaret Norton Of Louisville. and the
matron of honor. Mrs. Richard Porte 7
Davidson of Washington
The Secretary OF the Treasury. Mr..
Andrew W. Mellon, who was unaolc
to be present, was represented by the
Undersecretary. Mr.. Garrard BiEeluw
Winston. Among other out-of town
guests were Senior Don Mariana de
AmoCdo Y. Galarmendi. second sccre-
tary of the Spanish embassy; Nine.
Christian Hauge. Mr.. K. Il. Scandrett
Evening star., 1924-10-09
SOCIETY
President and Mrs. Coolidge Attending
4 the Ball Game Today, Accom-
4 panied by Mrs Stearns.

have arrived in Washington to attend
the wedding OF Miss Ethel Mae
Combs. daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
George w Combs, to Mr.. John Hans
Leurning of New York, which will
take place this evening in All Saints
Episcopal Church. and are guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. d. c. White.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Newman have
also arrived in Washington for the
wedding and are guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Combs, parents of the BRIDE
elect.
The marriage of Miss Virginia Muir.
ray Fellows, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Harry A. Fellows, at Falls
Church, Va. to Mr.. Edward G. Fen
wick. will take place this evening at
o'clock. in the Old Falls Church
Episcopal Church, and will be follow
ed by reception at the home of the
brides parents. The ceremony will
be performed by the Rev. r. A. Cas-
tleman.
Mr. and Mrs. Harry S. Black. who
opened their apartment in the Plaza
New York. week ago, after spend
ing the summer at Newport, went to
White Sulphur Springs for an early
Autumn visit.
Miss Virginia Selden entertained d
yesterday at the Columbia Country
Club. Her guests included Miss
Laura Bryn. Miss Beatrice Hender-
son, Miss Virginia Mckenney, Miss
Helen Colbert, Miss Esther Prayer,
Miss Virginia Edwards, Miss Eliza
beth Simms, Miss Mary Treadwell.
Miss Anne Devereaux, Mrs. Reber
Lttlehales. Miss Ridley Mclean, Miss
Norvell Munford. Miss Louise Clayton
and Mrs. Ashmead Fuller. After the
luncheon bridge was played
Miss Selden will go to Easton, Pa,
to be maid of honor at the wedding
of Miss Betty Reeder. daughter of
Mrs. Andrew Reeder, which will take
place October %. After the wedding
Miss Selden will go to New York
for week before returning to Wash
ington.
Mrs. Reeder and her daughter were
residents of Washington several
years ago.
Miss Louise Todd. daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. James Ross Todd of Louis
vile. and Mr.. :. Gilbert jr agent
general of reparations were married
late yesterday in the Warren Memorial
Presbyterian Church in Louisville Mr.
and Mrs. Gilbert sail from New York
saturday for Paris where in month
Mr.. Gilbert is to assume the brunt Of
reparations ENHANCEMENT.
The Rev. DR.. Peyton III. Hoge of
feewee Valley. who performed the
marriage service for the brides
parents in the same church - years
ago. read the Episcopal ritual.
Inside the church the altar. like a
hill slope. was covered with ferns. out
of which four masses of lilies bloom
ed. Fronds We're picked out here and
there by the flames of four candela-
bra. PALMS rising half the height of
the organ. In the wedding party
were: Mr.. George Sloan and Mr. Alex
ander henderson of New York. Mr..
Evening star., 1924-10-09

stone Club, Saturday Afternoon Club.
Woman's Association, Society of the
Cincinnati. Colonial Wars, Sons of
the revolution and Sons of the Amer
lean Revolution.
The meeting Ia being held in the
historic nome OF Representative and
Mrs. Fem, where George Washing
totn spent q night and which is next
Evening star., 1924-10-09

to the Webb house, where the plans
for the battle of Yorktown were per-
fected by Washington and his staff
Mrs. Parker, widow of Capt. John
Parker, L. 5. N. has returned to her
home on Twentysfirst street after
visiting her sister, Mrs. Benjamin
tConnnued on Ninth Page.J
Evening star., 1924-10-09
Mrs. e. Hart Fem HosteAs
To Mrx. Harry Lee Rust.

Mrs. Harry Lee Rust has gone to
Hartford, Conn, where she will be
the guest of honor at meeting of
the Hartford Colony of the National
Evening star., 1924-10-09

ming DIR. ]. l.. Brause will entertain
in their honor at dinner at LIE Paradis
| Miss Agnes Messer will be hostess
at lunch followed by bridge Saturday
for Miss Henning
Representative Richard Yates Of
Illinois will entertain q company at
dinner this evening at the Argonne.
Evening star., 1924-10-09

of New York, manager of the Repub-
lican national committee.
Miss Beatrice Henning and her
fifiance. Mr.. George Shaw, will be en-
tertained at dinner Sunday evening
hy Miss Louise Estey and Monday eve
Evening star., 1924-10-09

Mrs Fairfax Harrison is among
those sailing today aboard the Bel
genland for Europe She is accom-
panied by her two daughters. Miss
Constance Harrison and Miss Sally
Harrison, and her son, Mr.. Richard
HARRISON
Evening star., 1924-10-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Parsons Erwin
will remain at Gre yStone through
another year. while their new house
there is being completed. Mrs. Erwin
came back to Washington Tuesday
after spending the Summer at Mack
inar Mich
Evening star., 1924-10-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Ten Eyck Wendell and
Mr.. Ten Eiyck Wendell, jr, have open
ed their home at 39a Park avenue
New York, having closed their coun-
try home, Lakelawn, at Casenovia
N. Y
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-23
The Fable of the Microscopic Dragons

For many years q thoughtless Bird
has been plugging along, eating three
Square Ones each Day, gaining about
a Pound a Month, and not taking any
Care of himself at all.
One Night he happened In on a
Lecture Course to find out about the
Germ Theory of Disease. When the
Pictures were shot ON the Screen
he learned that ordinary Drinking
Water and many kinds of Food were
chuck full of three-eyed Dinguses
with curly Tails and long Feelers,
The Lecturer explained that when a
| few Fiocks of these Organisms moved
into a Gentleman and began to Play
House and Nibble around, it usually
meant that there was going to be an
other Order of Satin Lining and Sill.
| yer Handles.
The Man who had been knocking
| around for Thirty-eight Years, drink
| ing out of Hydrants and Troughs. and
eating any old Thing that could be
Masticated, was scared stiff when he
realized how many thousands Of times
he had flirted, with Death.
From that Moment he decided that
he would not touch any Water unless
it had been boiled and SKINNED. He
would demand Boiled Water or Ger
tain Lithia containing Sillykilate of
Polarium. which is good for. whatever
you happen to have at the Time.
Eluding the Crafty MicrObc.
Occasionally he would forget and
tage Swig of Plain Water, the
same as other People were drinking.
Then, when it was too late, he would
recall those Pictures Of the Germs,
and he could make out whole Me-
nagerie Of these little Animals graz
ing around through his Inwards and
leading bold Expeditions into the most
remote Corridors of his Being. After
he had thought about them for a
while, they would seem to be about
the size of Oyster Grabs and some
times it seemed to him he could feel
their little Claws tickling when they
were doing Buck and Wing on the
smooth Surface of his Diaphragm. He
wondered what would happen to him
when all of them started to 'gnaw
their way out.
. He began to wear a haggard, per-
secuted Look. The Microbes were
hiding at every Corner, waiting to
pounce out at him.
The crafty little Creatures were
floating around in the Air and the
only way to BATTLE them was to
breathe through'a Sieve.
4 They were camped out by the Mil
lions on moldy Piece of Bread. while
one Cubic Inch of Roquefort Cheese
contained 14,500,000 of them, many
Of them bearded and wearing Horns.
the same as a Billy Goat.
He began to drink Carpolic Acid.
It is Horrible to know that while
one is Slumbering, the brutal Bacilli
are climbing up the Brass Bedstead
and over the lowered Spread and
tunnelling into the System from all
Directions. When a Man begins 10
realize that he is merely a Reposi-
tory for a large Zoo of Moroccan
ribals. he feels unworthy and dis
couraged.
This Man became 80 worried and
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1924-03-23

sengers got off and It was raining
and she made the remark to another
gal that she had left her umbrella
on street car in Jacksonville and
the. other gal says why they's q lady
right on our boat that told me about
finding umbrella on q street car in
Jacksonville just before she got on
the boat and I will see that You two
gets together. So she introduced the
two of them and sure enough it was
her umbrella.
What's IN . Manner
So I thought to myself that Is a
very hair raising story but it would
Of been a whole lot hotter Il the
umbrella which the lady found had Of
turned out not to be my gals umbrella
after all. .
The friendship between this lady
and I broke off as we entered Ashe-
vile station before either or both had
their heart scared. / clumb in a
costly motor and was whisked out
to the Grove Park Inn which the
management with becoming modesty
states is the finest resort hotel in
the world. Well I amt been to all
of them and maybe they are right,
still and all Asheville is in guncombs
county, but any way I will devote
next weeks article to the Inn and
the line forms ON the left for those
that amt interested in reading same.
Meanwhile I been enjoying south
ern hospitality and also been inter-
viewed by Mr.. Holloway of the. Ashe-
vile Citizen, q newspaper dedicated